Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor

2012-01-12T19:51:28Z

NearEDGE:

{{quote|With the infinitely high Boyfriend-Factor, I am not fond of about 99.999999999996% of the total male population, with a margin-of-error of the 4 billionth of a percent (for about 100 [[JERKS|men]]) of whom are okay acquaintences. Those doofs get all the luck, having a [[Sweetheart]] to care for and to be cared from, getting all the hugs, kisses and e motional support and the security of a solid future without [[Virgin with rage|lonliness]] and with [[love]] and [[Daughter|children]].|Chris<ref>[[Megan Emails, Aug-Dec 2007]]</ref>}}

[[Image:IHBF.PNG|thumb|Get used to it, Chris]]

The '''Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor''' is Chris's primary concern on his [[Love Quest]]. It refers to the incredibly high probability that any given girl he speaks to will [[lie|already have a boyfriend]], making it impossible for him to find a [[sweetheart]]. The fear of this factor leaves Chris all-but paralyzed when he even thinks about speaking to a woman in real life, a fear he has named [[noviophobia]].

Mathematicians have worked in vain for years to disprove Chris's theorem, but the proof is in the pudding. Chris is still single, so it ''must'' be because all the [[JERKS]] have taken all the pretty girls. This realization led him to narrow his search and focus on [[boyfriend-free girls]].

If one uses the recently passed number of 7 billion people, and assuming that half are men, applying the Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor means that there are 3,500,000,000 * 0.000000000004 = 0.014 [[JERKS#The_list_of_males_Chris_doesn.27t_hate|males in the world that Chris doesn't hate]].

==Uses by Chris==
*Chris appears to have coined the term in ''[[Sonichu's News Dash!]]''. It shows up in a couple of the middle issues of the newsletter, during one of his self-pitying advertisements for his [[Love Quest]] and in his collection of [[Sonichu's_News_Dash#Chris.27s_dating_tips|dating tips]].
*In Chris's letter to ''[[Nintendo Power]]'' concerning ''[[Sprung]]'', he says the game helped him forget his "fear of the infinitely high boyfriend factor."
*In an [[Megan_Emails,_Aug-Dec_2007#Chris_is_angry_about_Megan_kissing_her_friend.2C_then_pities_himself|e-mail]] to [[Megan]] about his angry freak-out at [[the GAMe PLACe]] (inspired by Megan kissing a friend of hers), Chris blames the Boyfriend Factor for his insane hatred of other men.
*Chris mentioned it in [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]], his first [[YouTube]] address, when talking about the early days of his sweetheart search.
*In [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]], Chris says his Sweetheart Search "started with the realization of the infinitely-high boyfriend factor."
*A series of [[White_knight_E-mails#September_2008_.E2.80.94_Chris_denies_being_fat_and_sexist|white knight e-mails]] from September 2008 includes repeated complaints about the Boyfriend Factor.
*In an [[IRC (17 December 2008)|IRC chat]] with his fans in December 2008, Chris listed the Boyfriend Factor among many impediments to his quest for a girlfriend.
*Comic Chris whines about the Boyfriend Factor when he's battling the [[B-Manajerk]] in [[Sonichu_3#Sub-Episode_4:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22McAttack.22|Sub-Episode 4]].
*Chris's cartoon version of [[Robert Simmons V]] mentions the Boyfriend Factor in his interview on KCWC in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]].

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Noviophobia]]

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category: CWC-isms]]

CWCki - User contributions [en]

Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor