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User:Negatron

2012-03-08T01:29:47Z

Negatron: /* Shit that describes me */

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=Shit that describes me=
I'm 17, live in a country where they sell milk in bags and I think Chris is a sad excuse for a life-form.

==I'm a lazy bastard==
I don't know what else to write.
Procrastination, AWAY!

03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV

2011-04-06T06:50:47Z

Negatron:

'''03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 21 [[March 2010]] in which he swears he will leave the Internet again almost one year after his last announcement of him leaving. Of note is that this is the last video in which he wears the [[Sonichu]] [[medallion]], which would then go missing for about half a year until [[Haters gonna hate.mov|6 September 2010]].

Chris has made similar promises before, most notably in his [[YouTube Finale]] video of 30 [[March 2009]]. Historically his departures have lasted around a week or two. His hiatus in [[November 2008]] was much longer, but that was only thanks to ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''. This particular break lasted a grueling ''thirty-six hours'' before Chris returned to the internet to [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|whine about voice actors on a shitty cartoon]].

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV
| video = {{#ev:youtube|HWg5zU6T8XM}}
| stardate = 21 [[March 2010]]
| subject = {{Website|text}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Comics|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| saga = {{Surfshack Tito|text}}
| shirt = {{VertRedGreenShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]
| next = [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant]]
}}

{{quote|I have already won, because I have learned so much.}}

=== Transcript ===
March 21st, 20...10. I have noticed that my absence has, uh, brought on a bit of chaos, on the... [[CWCipedia]], and it has gone on beyond- behind my back. I have been depressed lately, because of my... cr- because of my [[The Wallflower|girlfriend]] having left me, because of the tor- because of what [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|this one guy]] did. He created that page, I know that. He tried to intrude my life. Once I find- once I find him, he will... be he- he will be [[Death threats|tortured bad]]. But aside from that, I have let my- I have let the trolls torture me because of my re- because of my real life... stories having been [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|leaked]] [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|on the internet]]. But now the chaos is going to be done. I have shared my [[nudes|stories]] and [[Rule 34|t-arts]] of my electric hedgehog Pokemon. I have established my own, on my own, my main oh- my power of [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|ownership]] as the [[Things Chris has ripped off|original]] creator and author. I have established (gasp)... so much, and learned a lot in socializing and dealing with the good, and the bad. But I am not the quit, I am not quitting, this-and the comic series will continue. But you'll have to wait until the comic book pages hit the stores, before it, in order for you to read more. I have already won, because I have learned so much. [[Chris and his Ego|I am famous worldwide]], and [[Chris and copyright|I own the main copyrights to everything about it]]. About [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], and the city of [[CWCville]] and everything therein. And I am going to take it a step further after this.

But first, I am making my- I am removing mys- I am removing myself from the internet. Because I have let- because I have put [[April 16 Fetish Vids|too much of my personal life]] online to be ridiculed so much. Let's see how you trolls plan to deal with me when I am not there to be dealt with! Even though [[Alec Benson Leary calls|I ignore your phone calls]] THAT'S ONE THING! And I will, and I, y'all do your treachery behind my back, your treachery and your mockery. But that chaos ends now, because I am going to enjoy [[Video games|real life]]. I do not need the internet, nobody needs the internet! They just need to enjoy real [[PS3|life]], [[Chris and hypocrisy|go out and socialize! Talk to people!]] [[E-mails]] are so yesterday! Going out and finding people to talk to, and talking to them face to face is always IN. So you can forget the damn [[Facebook]], and the [[MySpace]], and those other social sites, because the only true social site... is... all around you. At your [[Fashion Square Mall|shopping mall]]. At the [[homos|salons]], and [[Manchester High School|schools]], and [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|colleges]]! Everywhere! Even at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|churches]], and [[Card games#Books-A-Million|bookstores]], the [[The GAMe PLACe|game stores]], the GameStops, everywhere all around you, is a social site. And you don't need a computer to access it. All you have to do, is just go outside, and eh- and see for yourself. And say "Hello." Internet is one thing to go talking to [[Molvania|another country]], but you don't need to be talking to [[Ivy|others in the country]], when you can talk to everybody else, around you locally. Because those are the most important people to you, the ones that are closest to you.

So I leave you all with tha- with those words, and it is not "Good-bye," but more like "See ya later." For me- for me and my Sonichu, Rosechu and everybody, because we will be back. And we don- but we don't need the online websites to... be famous anymore, [[Chris and reality|because we have established world]] [[Chris and English|famedom]]. We have established my ownership of everything therein. We have established the pow- the [[Honor roll|mental education]] of having to deal with the [[Vivian Gee|good]], and the [[Jack|bad]], and the [[Julie|worse]]. Damn trolls. Your bullying is not appreciated, even locally. So you can just take your bullyings, and bully yourselves. If you want to do- if you want- if you're bored, go work around the house. [[Sonichu's Edge|Go take a walk]]. 'Cause you don't need the internet. You don't need to [[Chris's room|stay cooped up inside]], you just need to go outside, and enjoy life, and the sun, and the days you have to live. I'm Christian Weston Chandler, of [[Ruckersville, Virigina]]. Birthname [[Christopher]], Spanish nickname [[Ricardo]], original creator of the electric hedgehog [[Pokemon]], Sonichu and Rosechu, and the city of CWCville, [[Virginia]]. I bid you all, stay safe, and good day.

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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]|nextlink=[[Cleveland Show Voice Rant]]|}}

{{Videos about leaving the Internet}}

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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, March 2010| 2010-03-21]]
[[Category: CWCipedia Saga videos| 2010-03-21]]

RandomHumor1

2011-01-03T21:30:25Z

Negatron:

On June 25, Chris uploaded '''RandomHumor1''', a two-part [[Flipnote Hatena]] animation that steals mercilessly from [[Peanuts]]. While the animation is supposed to be [[random-access humor]], the dialogue is stolen almost verbatim from the Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show episode [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHDnc19mHv0/ "Sally at School"].

==Description==
{{quotebox|[:)] This is just something silly and random; no meaning whatsoever.}}

== Part One ==
The first of the two animations, [http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D8A92F380B0_002?in=user/ RandomHumor1Part1], depicts a sister showing her brother what she's learned in school. The only difference between the Peanuts cartoon and Chris's abomination is that Chris swapped out the word "princess" for "sexy, beautiful woman." The reasoning behind this change should be very, very obvious.

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| name = RandomHumor1Part1
| video = {{#ev:youtube|8431w3DPSQU}}
| stardate = June 25, 2010
| previous = [[HippoOnYourHead]]
| next = [[RandomHumor1#Part Two|RandomHumor1Part2]]
}}

===Transcript===
[[File:Pleaseno.png|thumb|right|Please no.]]

'''Sister:''' ''[In a horrible, high-pitched voice, imitating Sally Brown]'' Some numbers can't be trusted! These are threes. Did you know that you can never trust threes? See? Threes turn sideways, and pretend that they're M's or N's. And sometimes they turn themselves around to make you think they're E's. Weird, huh? And sometimes they'll even lie on their backs and pretend they're W's. Come back! I'll show you some sixes. They like to pretend they're noses.

I'm practicing my eeks!

'''Brother:''' ''[Imitating Charlie Brown]'' Eeks?

'''Sister:''' Eeks are very important if you're writing about a sexy, beautiful woman in peril, such as a sexy, beautiful woman living in her apartment. She was hanging in her room one day when suddenly a mouse came in. "EEEEK!" she cried. If you want to write a good story about a sexy, beautiful woman in peril, you would have to be able to write a goood eek.

'''Brother:''' An ock probably would've killed me.

'''Writing:''' TO BE CONTINUED IN NEXT Flipnote... -C.W.C.

== Part Two ==
Less than a minute after creating RandomHumor1Part1, Chris uploaded '''RandomHumor1Part2''', a terrifying sequel to the original. Picking up where he left off, Chris continues his spree of stealing from people who are more talented than him by further plagiarizing "Sally at School" and the Amanda Show.

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| name = RandomHumor1Part2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ox8Ui0l6HhE}}
| stardate = June 25, 2010
| previous = [[RandomHumor1#Part One|RandomHumor1Part1]]
| next = [[RandomSong1]]
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=== Transcript ===
[[File:Good_grief.gif‎|thumb|right|Charlie Brown's reaction upon seeing this]]
[[File:Howaboutno.png|thumb|right|How about no.]]

'''Friend:''' Hey dude, where's your sister?

'''Brother:''' Where is right.

'''Sister:''' I'm practicing my Y's.

'''Friend:''' Why?

'''Sister:''' No, Y's. I drew a whole row of them.

'''Friend:''' Oh.

'''Sister:''' Not O's, Y's.

'''Friend:''' I see.

'''Sister:''' I C?! Who said anything about I's or C's? These are Y's! Don't you ever listen?

'''Friend:''' Gee.

'''Sister:''' Not G's, Y's. Now pay attention. These are U's.

'''Friend:''' They don't look like me at all! [''Laughs like a [[pedofork]]'']

[''The sister growls and hits her friend'']

'''Friend:''' Ow! Whatcha hit me for?!

'''Sister:''' 'Cause you're an idiot!

'''Friend:''' Okay.

'''Writing:''' HAVE A GOOD AND SAFE DAY. -Christian W. Chandler

[[Category: Flipnote Hatena]]

User:Negatron

2011-01-03T04:21:51Z

Negatron:

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=Shit that describes me=
I'm 16, live in a country where they sell milk in bags, I'm a nerd because I still play with transformers and I think Chris is a sad excuse for a life-form.

==I'm a lazy bastard==
I don't know what else to write.

User:Negatron

2011-01-03T03:09:44Z

Negatron: Created page with " == Too lazy to give info ATM. Give my procrastination some time =="

== Too lazy to give info ATM. Give my procrastination some time ==