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2011-11-07T22:57:53Z

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Chris and religion

2011-10-15T23:10:38Z

Nelithy: /* Breaking all Ten Commandments */

{{quote|When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.|1 Cor 13:11<ref>[http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm]</ref>, on what Chris <s>has failed to</s> will never do.}}

{{quote|my CURRENT church can help me a LOT better than any "professional"|Chris not understanding how Professional help works<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref>}}
[[Image:CHRISjesuss.jpg|thumb|right||Program from Chris's baptism]]
'''The religion of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]''' is a complicated topic because his stated religious convictions often differ from his actual, peculiar beliefs about God, sinfulness, and the nature of good and evil.

That Chris professes a belief in Christianity completes the general stereotype of the [[naïve]] hillbilly idiot who thinks that citing divine authority is the way to win arguments about things he doesn't understand. With religion; like anything else, Chris only hears what he wants to hear. For example, he accepts his religion's teachings condemning [[homos]]exuality ''yet'' ignores the fact that it also forbids pre-marital [[sex]], [[Anger|hatred]], [[Race|intolerance]], [[Nudes|pornography]], and [[Mass debating|masturbation]]. This dissonance is exemplified in his reaction to the news that [[PandaHalo]] had been raped and impregnated by [[Clyde Cash]]: he actively encouraged her to spend time with her rapist because a child should know and be raised by both of its parents... shortly after encouraging her to get an abortion.<ref>[[IRC (21 January 2009)]]</ref>

Chris's narrow view of the world requires that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] share his religious beliefs, despite the fact that they also regard Chris as their almighty creator and father.

Regardless of his religion, Chris believes he has received [[Dreams|multiple visions from God]].

==Denomination==
{{quote|And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; Being filled with all unrighteousness, [[Julie|fornication]], [[Twin Falling Towers|wickedness]], [[Kacey|covetousness]], [[Don't Mess With Me|maliciousness]]; full of [[Infinitely high boyfriend factor|envy]], [[Death threats|murder]], [[Mass debating|debate]], [[Lies|deceit]], [[Chris and anger|malignity]]; whisperers, [[Autism Tutorial Extra|backbiters]], haters of God, [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|despiteful]], [[Chris and his ego|proud]], [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|boasters]], inventors of [[Sonichu|evil things]], [[Bob Chandler|disobedient to parents]], [[Naive|without understanding]], covenantbreakers, [[Hanky-panky|without natural affection]], [[Chris and remorse|implacable]], [[Sonichu Special 4|unmerciful]]: who knowing the judgment of God, that they which [[For Julie's Eyes Only|commit such things are worthy of death]], not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.|Romans 1:28-32, on Chris}}

[[Image:SonichuRosechuReligious.jpg|thumb|right|Sonichu and Rosechu recall Joseph's story of "forgiveness" prior to Rosechu brutally faceraping [[Jason Kendrick Howell]].]]
At some time in his youth, Chris was baptized in an unspecified [[Wikipedia:Methodism|Methodist]] church.<ref>[[IRC (28 December 2008)]]</ref> The first church he and his parents are known to have attended is [[Grace Baptist Church]], a small congregation in [[Charlottesville]] that launched in [[2000]].<ref>http://cvilletomorrow.typepad.com/charlottesville_tomorrow_/2007/12/grace_baptist.html</ref> In [[2008]] he was; under [[Nudes|mysterious circumstances]], forced to leave that community, at which time he began attending [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]].

"Wesley Mem" is located near the [[University of Virginia]] and has an unusually liberal theology; the common conclusion among [[trolls]] is that congregations more in line with Chris's opinions of [[homos]] are equally intolerant of him, so he had to come here. The doctrinal differences between the [[Wikipedia:Southern Baptist|Southern Baptist]] and Methodist denominations are probably too subtle for Chris to concern himself with, and he likely does not identify with any particular denomination of Christianity beyond simply being Protestant.

Chris has no connection to Catholicism, which he seems to regard as a benign but alien practice. In his comics, he assigns it to a minor character, [[Angelica Rosechu]], whose faith doesn't practically differentiate her from the rest of the inhabitants of [[CWCville]] - she's still as much of a slut as the rest of the [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]]. (Not to mention, her home congregation is called "Samuel Memorial United Christian Church," which is about the least likely name for a Roman Catholic church Chris could have come up with.)

[[PandaHalo]]'s persona was designed to be devoutly Roman Catholic specifically to confound Chris's desire for pre-marital sex with contraception. Faced with this challenge, Chris tried to argue that God really does allows premarital sex because his pastor said so. Members of the same religion often differ on the finer points of God's will because ultimately there is no objective point of reference to settle the dispute. Chris cannot comprehend this because to him his beliefs ''are'' that point of reference; [[Autism|you either share his beliefs or you're receiving bad information]].

==Concept of God (or: GodJesus)==
[[Image:Jesusbot.jpg|thumb|right|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES]]
[[Image:CWCletter.jpg|thumb|left|Chris invokes God and Jesus, saying they told him that [[Blanca]] is real. Proof that God and Jesus are on the [[trolls]]' side.]]
[[File:Cwcandf.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's supposed relationship with God]]
[[Image:SchuComic10P09.jpg|thumb|right|God and Jesus tell Chris he is meant to be with Ivy who is [[lie|totally not a troll]], also in this pic, BLASPHEMY!]]
[[Image:Issue 0A Page 8 edit.JPG|thumb|left|[[Asperchu/Background|Radar]] sums it up nicely]]

Chris has a fundamental belief in an omnipotent, benevolent God; beyond this, he also accepts Jesus Christ as the son of God and the savior of mankind. He's reluctant to mention God without also including Jesus, perhaps out of some sense that he must stress his specifically Christian notion of God. In effect, Chris frequently refers to "God and Jesus" (or "GodJesus"<ref>[[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions]]</ref><ref>[[CWC Update 9 April 2009]]</ref>) as if they were some sort of [[wikipedia:Binitarianism|Binity]], unlike the mainstream Christian concept of the [[Wikipedia:Trinity|Trinity]], which states that God Himself exists as three "persons" or expressions in one Being.

Being the unparalleled study in [[ego]]tism he is, Chris seems to view God as a more of a metaphor for his own will than a supreme being to whom he is subject. To Chris, God will overlook (or doesn't care about) his misdeeds, but will become as enraged as Chris over those of others, especially when they are against him. Case in point, the ''fact'' that Chris cheated in the [[PaRappa the Rapper contest]] is not nearly as important as the ''suspicion'' that [[Adam Stackhouse]] did.

Chris believes God has a special interest in his own life, which would be consistent with Western monotheism, except that he also thinks God has nothing better to do than attend to him, and him alone. In his worldview, God's primary purpose is to arrange events so that he is happy, and punish those who make him unhappy. This nearly the exact opposite of Christianity which states that man is to serve God. He is commonly observed saying things like "with God (and Jesus) on my side I will... [insert anything Chris [[fail]]s at]." He often invokes the wrath of God in his [[Death threats|infantile threats]], and is oblivious to the fact that God has yet to back him up on any of them.

Much like the [[Wikipedia:Mohammad Reza Pahlavi|Shah of Iran]], Chris attributes most of his motivations to commands given to him directly from GodJesus in [[Dreams|visions]]. His exact beliefs concerning these prophetic dreams are difficult to pin down, but the most rational interpretation is that Chris dreams about something he'd like to do, then wakes up and decides it was God telling him to do it. In Chris's mind, each vision is simultaneously a directive to do something and proof that it will happen no matter what occurs. For instance, after Chris had a vision about fathering a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|daughter]], he decided he was required to actively [[Love Quest|make that happen]] while also assuring himself that [[Virgin with rage|failure]] was impossible. When Chris was being accused of [[Chris and race|racism]] for insisting that he can only date white women, he justified this by arguing that prophesied daughter must be white.

Subsequent visions from God have supposedly confirmed that [[Blanca]], [[PandaHalo]] and [[Ivy]] were to be the mother of [[Daughter|Chris's child]], despite the fact that each of these women subsequently turned out to be [[trolls]]. This proves that God, if he exists, is either not responsible for Chris's supposedly prophetic dreams, or is having a [[Laughs Under Lucricities|laugh at his expense]].

Chris also believes that if he confesses his sins to GodJesus he will be forgiven. Private confessions directly to God are not uncommon in Protestantism, but generally it's assumed that the confessor is doing so to genuinely atone for mistakes. However, Chris abuses the purpose of confession so that he can commit whatever wrongs he wants and then wipe the slate clean with his "confession." For example, Chris made [[To Clyde and Jack|a video]] in which he suggested that [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] commit suicide so that they can burn in Hell forever. He later drew them doing just that in [[Sonichu (comic)|his comic]]. Just one day after the comic appearance, Chris answered a fan letter asking why he had been wishing suicide upon them, and pointing out that such a wish conflicts with his Christian beliefs. Chris responded that he had "confessed of that to God and Jesus, and they have forgiven [him] on that."<ref>[[Mailbag 33#Chris demanded suicide under "reasonable hatred"]]</ref> One of two things happened: either Chris wished for their deaths in the video, asked for forgiveness, then gleefully drew it happening afterward anyway, or he waited until he'd finally got done saying his piece, then conveniently offered up his confession right after getting everything out of his system. Either way, such a confession is highly disingenuous.

Traditional theology has long dealt with the so-called "problem of pain" in books Chris is unlikely to read anytime soon. It's strange that despite Chris's strong belief that GodJesus is backing him up on his [[Love Quest]], that God imparts on him such [[stress]] and trolling. He seems to believe that the way prayer works is the same way a little kid learns to get what they want: by saying "please." To Chris, prayer is apparently like ordering a pizza, and as long as you pray for something, it'll show up for you exactly how you ordered it, a principle that applies to base and material things as much as spiritual guidance.
{{clear}}

==Afterlife==
{{Quote|For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this not from yourselves, it is the gift of God— not by works, so that no one can boast. For we are God's workmanship, created in Christ Jesus to do good works, which God prepared in advance for us to do.|Ephesians 2:8-10, on the place of good deeds in the Christian faith.}}
{{Quote|Like most people; our souls leave our bodies, we end up in Heaven or Hell depending on our deeds/misdeeds, and possibly Reincarnation.|Chris, <ref>[[Mailbag 30#Questions]]</ref>}} {{clear}}

While the idea of good deeds causing someone to go to heaven and bad deeds sending them to hell is not an uncommon one, Protestant theology explicitly states that the salvation of one's soul is based completely on one's faith. In general this teaching means that one's prior sins (no matter how terrible) can be forgiven by God, and that members of the faith should try to live righteous lives not because it will get them into heaven, but simply because doing so is morally the right thing to do. The salvation of one's soul through faith is essentially the single point upon which nearly every Protestant denomination is based.

Like everything else, Chris fails at this basic concept, stating that one goes to heaven or hell based completely on personal actions. He personally believes he will go to heaven because he's done "[[Common Questions#Answered 01/01/10|a lot of good deeds]]". Likewise, he feels that [[homos]] are almost certainly bound to go to hell, and need to turn straight to "[[Mailbag 18#In which Chris believes he has magic powers (srsly)|better their chances of going to heaven]]". He has also stated numerous times that he feels [[Clyde Cash|various]] [[Jack Thaddeus|trolls]] are bound for hell for making fun of people over the internet. He has suggested that they [[To Clyde and Jack.MOV|commit suicide]] so that they might receive their eternal punishment faster.

Additionally, Chris [[Mailbag 21#Chris gets a call from The Doctor|believes in the concept of reincarnation]], common in Hinduism and other Eastern religions, though he has yet to offer any criteria for what might cause someone to be reincarnated. While reincarnation was and to some extent is still embraced by a few Christian sects, Chris himself realizes none of this.

==Concept of sin==
{{quote|But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you...|Jesus Christ, Matthew 5:44}}

{{quote|I PRAY TO GOD AND JESUS TO [[Death threats|KILL]] [[JASON KENDRICK HOWELL]]|Chris, [[Sonichu Girls]] Forum}}

{{quote|HAVE A GOD DAMN HEART ATTACK RIGHT NOW, THIS VERY MOMENT YOU READ THIS MESSAGE, YOU GOD DAMN BITCHING WHORE!|E-mail from Chris to [[Vivian]]}}

Other than vehemently opposing [[homos]], [[trolls]] and [[jerkops]], Chris seems to have little notion about the nature of sin and evil except that people who do things he doesn't like should go to hell. This is completely at odds with the part of Christian philosophy that states all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God, and anyone who repents his sins will be redeemed.

Chris's understanding of Christian theology is extremely limited, and he does not seem to know anything about the Bible (although he apparently owns a copy of the New International Version). His homophobia had nothing to do with the prohibitions on homosexuality in the Old Testament, which he was unaware of until he heard about it from ''[[Family Guy]]''. His [[Fapcup|aversion to "spilling his seed"]] and his [[recycling|dedication to the unborn]] have absolutely no basis in Biblical passages condemning sexual immorality and abortion.

When Chris gave in to temptation and cybered with [[Vanessa Hudgens]] in violation of his monogamous relationship with [[Ivy]], Chris made [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 17th, 2009|a big production]] out of confessing his sin and seeking forgiveness. This suggests that he previously had little to no experience with the idea of repenting sins before God.

===Guilty of all Seven Deadly Sins===
The concept of there being "seven deadly sins" is a conception of the Catholics founded through doctrine Pope Gregory I established through a revised list of monk Evagrius Ponticus' list of the eight terrible temptations. Catholics, who will mostly tell you that ''any'' sin is equally as bad in the eyes of God. Seeing as this is Catholic doctrine, Protestants do not typically share this belief. Given that Chris very likely could not tell the difference, it doesn't matter much. 

*'''Lust''': His [[Love Quest]]. Between all the purchases of [[sex toys]] and pornography, masturbation, sexual fantasies, intentions with prospective mates, and his objectification of women, lust is not only what seems to consume his every thought, it may very well be what leads to the consumption of his soul by Beelzebub (if you believe in that sort of thing). In fact, he's now on a [[Fuck Quest]]. (See also [[Chris and Sex]]).
*'''Gluttony''': It is not quite known if Chris's [[obesity|girth]] is [[Barbara|hereditary]] or the result of [[McDonalds|over consumption]], but the latter seems more likely having been a spoiled child and being sedentary for the greater part of his life.
*'''Avarice/Greed''': Chris's obsession with gaining wealth via winning contests and his behavior in trying to do so (e.g. putting [[Cole Smithey|his brother's]] questions about his paternity on the back burner while nagging him to vote for him), demonstrate an extreme desire for material gain. Also, he steals from his parents to buy [[PS3|video games he'll never play]]. (See also [[Chris and Money]]). He's even gone so far as to [[The MovingForward videos|destroy his PS3]] in an attempt to gain money.
*'''Sloth''': Obvious; see ''Gluttony''. Content to be the proud recipient of a "[[monthly tugboat]]" while sitting on his ass playing video games and surfing the [[Internet]], Christian rarely even puts forth even the minimal amount effort necessary to draw his Sonichu comics more than a few times a year. He believes doing routine household [[chores]] is [[stress|"stressful"]] and an equivalent to holding a real job.
*'''Anger/Wrath''': [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. [[Jerkops]]. [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD]]. "[[CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009|I'LL STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!]]". [[Chris and anger|Yeah...]]
*'''Envy''': [[Jerks|His attitude towards other men]] as having taken [[Virgin with rage|"ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS AND LEFT NONE FOR ME!!!"]] is a lot more envy than ''anyone'', let alone Christians, should ever hold towards anything. Another proof of his envy was the personal hate that he aimed at [[Adam Stackhouse]], the winner of the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]]. Frankly, Adam deserved to win, but Chris cannot accept that someone else has something (talent) which he does not.
*'''Pride''': Chris's [[Autism|self-centered worldview]] and inability to note his own flaws. Narcissus himself would look down on him for his selfishness. This is partly due to incessant coddling and sheltering from his parents his whole life, while being told that he is perfect in every way, because having autism makes him special. Chris has been told his entire life that the fact that he has autism means that he should have everything handed to him on a silver platter. (See also [[Chris and his Ego]])

===Failure Of All Seven Heavenly Virtues===
In Christianity, where there is sin, there is redemption. In Christianity there are four Cardinal virtues, which were initially derived from Plato's Scheme from Protagoras and were adapted by Saint Ambrose, Augustine of Hippo, and Thomas Aquinas. In the early Church there were also three theological virtues. In Catholicism these virtues were combined to make '''The Seven Heavenly Virtues'''. These are acts of redemption and righteousness that combat the seven deadly sins. Chris fails at all of them.

*'''Chastity''' '''-''The virtue against Lust''-''': Chris, however, lives accordingly with this virtue, to an extent. As a [[Virgin with rage]] Chris may always live in chastity in the sexual way. But chastity is more than just sex, its cleanliness through cultivated good [[Chris and health|health and hygiene]], and maintained by refraining from [[alcohol|intoxicants]]. Chastity is embracing of moral wholesomeness and achieving purity of thought-through education and betterment. Part of chastity is to be honest with oneself, one's family, one's friends, and to all of humanity. Chastity is the ability to refrain from being distracted and influenced by hostility, temptation or corruption. Chris however lives in filth all day, everyday, eats [[McDonalds|unhealthy food]], and started drinking not too long ago. Chris [[lies|lies All The Fucking Time]]. Chris hasn't tried to better himself since he graduated from college, despite the efforts of [[trolls]], [[white knights]], and [[jerkop|authority]] [[Manajerk|figures]]. Chris loses his anger frequently, masturbates constantly, and spends taxpayer money like it's going out of style.
*'''Temperance''' '''-''The virtue against Gluttony''-''': Temperance to put it simply is restraint, moderation, and taking action at the appropriate time. Chris has no restraint when it comes to his social security. He buys whatever he can afford the instance he sees and wants it whether he needs it or not, almost always the latter. Chris has spent money he doesn't have via his credit cards or his parent’s credit cards.
*'''Charity''' '''-''The virtue against greed''-''': Charity is generosity, charity, and, self-sacrifice. The closest Chris has come to generosity is paying for ebay and other shit for [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]], and not out of being generous, but to either buy her forgiveness, or in attempts to have sex with her. Whether he gives to charity is unknown, but usually you have to have sympathy for others or want to help others, Chris always wants to ''receive'' sympathy and help. Chris hardly sacrifices anything. Chris only sacrifices if he has something to gain, not for the sake of others or to be pious. He sacrificed a few games out of his hundreds for money, and [[PS3#Destruction|destroyed his PS3 in hopes of being paid over $9,000.]] Even when sacrificing a little would better him he is extremely [[Chris_and_negotiation|stubborn]].
*'''Diligence''' '''-''The virtue against Sloth''-''': Diligence is strong work ethic, determination, holding true to your beliefs, and courage. Chris has no work ethic, At All. He only works when he's "inspired", and then at most its only for an hour. Chris is determined in the sense he hasn't given up on Sonichu after all the harassing, but determination also means finishing what you started. Saying ''''"I'M WORKING ON IT!"''' and doing nothing, or quitting for months at a time isn't determination. Chris started [[Sonichu_11|''Sonichu'' #11]] in [[August 2009]], skipped finishing it, and started [[Sonichu_12|''Sonichu'' #12]] in [[February 2010]]. Chris does hold true in his beliefs, but will flip flop between hating [[homos]] every once in a while. When it comes to courage, well, Chris is a pussy. He always hides behind his parents when it comes to the law, [[List of places that have banned Chris|bans]], and [[Kacey_and_Liquid_Call|uncomfortable phone conversations.]] The one time Chris almost got into a physical fight as an adult was with a large black man named [[The_GAMe_PLACe#Chris.27s_Attitude_at_The_GAMe_PLACe|TJ]], in which he quickly re-worded what he said, sank back down in his seat, and stopped making eye contact. Yet, Chris [[death_threats|threatens people constantly]]. When Chris was threatened over the Internet, he hid under stuffed animals on his couch for a day. <ref>[[Death_threats#Chris_as_recipient]]</ref>
*'''Patience''' '''-''The virtue against Wrath''-''': Patience is forbearance and endurance through moderation, resolving conflicts and injustice peacefully, as opposed to resorting to violence, and giving the grace of forgiveness and mercy. Chris is none of this. He doesn't wait for sales, he buys what he wants, when he wants, whether he has money or not. Chris will try to resolve conflicts peacefully, at first, but quickly starts threatening if his demands aren't met. When it comes to forgiveness, the closest he ever came was three forgiveness blessings, some of which he took back. He's said he forgives [[Mary Lee Walsh]], but still holds a grudge in his [[Autism_Tutorial_Part_3|Autism Tutorial]]. He forgives [[Michael Snyder]], then says he [[Autism_Tutorial_Part_3|hopes he dies a fire with the The GAMe PLACe.]] Chris extremely unmerciful. He took; [[Clyde Cash]], [[Jack Thaddeus]], [[Evan]], [[Mao#Asperpedia|Mao]], and [[Alec Benson Leary]], tortured and killed them in [[Sonichu_10|''Sonichu'' #10]].
*'''Kindness''' '''-''The virtue against Envy''-''': Kindness is charity, compassion and friendship for its own sake. Empathy and trust without prejudice or resentment. Unselfish love and voluntary kindness without bias or spite. Once again Chris doesn't meet nearly any of this. Chris has compassion for no one. When his [[Aunt Corrina]] died, Chris seemed more upset that he missed out on stuffing his fat fucking face at a pancake breakfast for her funeral. Chris has no male friends at all, for he thinks all men are [[jerks]]. All his [[gal-pals]] are potential women Chris wants to have sex with; this is not friendship for its own sake. Chris doesn't trust men because of prejudice and resentment. Chris is nothing but selfish, and is only kind to get [[china]] or something he wants.
*'''Humility''' '''-''The virtue against Pride''-''': Humility is modest behavior, selflessness, and the giving of respect. Humility is not thinking less of yourself, it is thinking of yourself less. It is a spirit of self-examination; a hermeneutic of suspicion toward yourself and charity toward people you disagree with. The courage of the heart necessary to undertake tasks which are difficult, tedious or unglamorous, and to graciously accept the sacrifices involved. Reverence for those who have wisdom and those who selflessly teach in love. Giving credit where credit is due; not unfairly glorifying one's own self. Being faithful to promises, no matter how big or small they may be. Refraining from despair and the ability to confront fear and uncertainty, or intimidation.
This may be a long definition, but this is needed for emphasis. Chris fails harder at humility than any other virtue. He is not humble in any way, shape, or form. Chris is not modest at all, be it his body, his achievements, or his personal information. He is pretentious, narcissistic, and his [[Chris and his ego|ego]] is out of control. Chris is selfish; he spends taxpayer money and his parents money on himself, and when someone wants something from him he finds some idiotic way out of it. He wants everything for nothing. Chris only respects himself, his father (sometimes), and world leaders. He has no respect for authority because it inconveniences him, and men because he has to compete against them for china, and they may [[Homos#Fear_of_being_a_homo|cause him to fall off the straight path.]] Chris only thinks of himself, and highly at that. Chris is dishonest when he self-examines himself. He refuses to believe he's anything more than chubby, when by basic BMI standards he's obese. Chris won't do anything that he finds difficult, even if it is easy for functioning members of society. [[Chris and Art|He thinks his art is extraordinary and can't be improved.]] He believes he's not [[naïve]], though he's extremely inexperienced. Chris shuts his mind and insults anyone who disagrees with him. Chris disregards the advice of experienced professionals alot. Chris criticizes people better than him, and art that is substantially better than his, claiming he and his work is better. Chris breaks promises and commitments constantly, by either half-assing it, feigning ignorance, lying about fulfilling his obligation, or lying about the agreeing to do so to begin with. And finally Chris falls into [[stress]] and despair when he doesn't win, and avoids confrontation at all costs.

===Breaking all Ten Commandments===

The Ten Commandments are the foundation of all the Abrahamic faiths (Judaism, Christianity, and Islam). Chris isn't a strict follower of these either.

# '''"Thou shalt have no other gods before Me"''': While he claims to be devoted to GodJesus [[Chris and Reality|in real life]], his [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|in-comic persona]] seems to be a full-blown God Mode Sue. Furthermore, he wears a [[Medallion of Fail]] around his neck, in the same place where TRUE and HONEST Christians commonly wear crosses.
# '''"Thou shalt not make an image or any likeness of what is in the heavens above"''': The most common interpretation is that this commandment does not forbid drawing pictures of heavenly beings (seen above), but instead refers to the construction or fashioning of "idols" in the likeness of created things (beasts, fish, birds, people) and worshiping them. Chris seems to believe that either the [[Medallions of Fail]] or the [[Amnyfest Ring]] are the source of [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|supernatural powers]], in direct violation of this commandment.
# '''"Thou shalt not swear falsely by the name of thy Lord"''': Chris has repeatedly cited the name of God when making outrageous claims about what he intends to do, whether it be to get back at [[trolls]], or to find a potential [[sweetheart]], regardless of whether or not he actually succeeds in meeting these unrealistic expectations. He also says "goddamn" a lot too.
# '''"Remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy"''': As noted above, the Sabbath is almost exclusively observed by Jews rather than Christians, but it is still pretty likely that Chris has broken this commandment by "going to work" (making his comics, which he intends to make money off of) on Saturday. A more straight-up example would be the countless times that he has neglected going to church on Sunday, the Christian sabbath.
# '''"Honor thy [[Bob Chandler|father]] and thy [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]"''': Surprisingly, Chris has come pretty close to actually obeying this commandment. Not close enough, however, as Chris has been known to do [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|things]] [[Bob walks in|that]] [[Tomgirl|upset]] his father.
# '''"Thou shalt not kill"''': Hoo boy. Chris [[Death threats|seems to want to directly defy this commandment]]. Bonus points for actually praying to GodJesus to kill his enemies... and then repenting to GodJesus in the same breath. Alternatively, considering the revelation that he believes cartoon characters really exist, his actions in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] where he collapses a building full of people, killing at least a hundred people for relatively minor slights gives him the biggest body count of the series.
# '''"Thou shalt not commit adultery"''': In the literal sense, Chris will most likely be following this commandment [[Virgin with Rage|for the rest of his life]]. Christians believe that this commandment states that they should avoid having any lustful thoughts, sex before marriage, etc. Figuratively, however, he broke this rule when he cybered with [[Vanessa Hudgens]] and had phone sex with [[Julie]]. In his [[comic]], his affair with [[Lovely Weather]] arguably counts as a form of adultery, as well, and even if it doesn't, his subsequent affair with Meg from ''[[Family Guy]]'' certainly does. Also, he clearly has [[Third date|no problem with]] [[F Abstinance|premarital sex in general]].
# '''"Thou shalt not steal"''': If [[Chris and Copyright|plagiarism]] counts, he may as well be sitting in the Devil's lap. He has stolen money from his parents to purchase games on PSN and he even purposely wrote a bad check to Joshua for a PSP. Also, one could argue that he is guilty of stealing [[monthly tugboat|your taxpayer dollars.]] However, some scholars argue that this commandment actually means ''Thou shalt not kidnap'', which Chris hasn't done... yet. Watch your back, ladies.
# '''"Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor"''': Chris has been known to [[Lie|bend the truth]] in order to make himself look good and to defame [[Jerkops|other]] [[Mary Lee Walsh|people]], if his [[Sub-Episodes|comics]] are any indicator. This was especially prevalent within the [[Alec Benson Leary]] saga.
# '''"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's goods"''': Arguably the one he is most guilty of breaking. As noted in the Seven Deadly Sins, Chris has shown to be extremely resentful to other people who win prizes, be they [[Adam Stackhouse|video games]], [[Honor Roll|art awards]], or [[JERKS|girlfriends]]. It should also be noted that the original passage in the Bible specifically forbids the coveting of your [[Liquid Chris|neighbor]]'s [[Kacey|wife]], which would be a bit redundant considering #7.

===Breaking the Levitical Laws===

The Levitical laws were written for Hebrews, as a covenant with God. They are a priestly code of social behavior, with the agreement that if the laws are followed, the Hebrews would be given the Promised Land. Despite the fact that these laws were made for a culture thousands of years ago, and only followed by strict observers of [[Wikipedia:Halakha|Halakha]], Chris seems to have no problem applying these laws to modern times and modern people. Well, [[Chris and hypocrisy|sometimes]].

In [[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]], Chris touts one of the most used and abused Bible verses, Leviticus 18:22, as evidence that [[homos]]exuality is "just plain wrong". Unknown to Chris, this is a part of the old Levitical code, which has many, many other commandments. Chris breaks Levitical Law on a near daily basis.

There are many, many laws, and Chris breaks too many of them for them to all be listed here. Some prime examples include:

*'''[http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus%2011&version=NIV Leviticus 11]''' This whole chapter deals with was sort of animals you should and should not eat. Even though Chris eats at [[McDonald's]] every "2 or 3 times a week", odds are that he's had pork or shellfish at least once in his life, if not many times.
*'''[http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus%2019:11&version=NIV Leviticus 19:11]''' "Do not steal. Do not lie. Do not deceive one another." [[List of Chris's lies|Chris lies a lot]].
*'''[http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus%2019:12&version=NIV Leviticus 19:12]''' "Do not swear falsely by my name and so profane the name of your God. I am the LORD." Most of this article is dedicated to the misuse of God's name.
*'''[http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus%2019:19&version=NIV Leviticus 19:19]''' "Keep my decrees: Do not mate different kinds of animals. Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed. Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material." Chris benefits from the science of hybridization daily. Those Chicken McNuggets of which he's ever so fond come from hybrid corn, and you can bet his [[Chris and Fashion|clothes]] aren't a pure weave. And what is [[Sonichu]], if not "mating different kinds of animals": a [[Sonic|hedgehog]] and a [[Pokémon|Pikachu]]?
*'''[http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus%2019:26&version=NIV Leviticus 19:26]''' "Do not eat any meat with the blood still in it. Do not practice divination or sorcery." It's fairly doubtful that Chris keeps kosher about the meat, but more importantly... [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]! [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|FORGIVENESS BLESSINGS!]]
*'''[http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus%2019:27&version=NIV Leviticus 19:27]''' "Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard." [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back]]
*'''[http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus%2019:28&version=NIV Leviticus 19:28]''' "Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD." While Chris has not directly violated this law, he has used tattoos to [[Chris and fashion#The "IBA." outfit|attract the ladies]].
*'''[http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus%2020:6&version=NIV Leviticus 20:6]''' "I will set my face against the person who turns to Mediums and spiritists to prostitute himself by following them, and I will cut him off from his people." Chris has claimed to hear the voices of [[Aunt Corrina]], his [[Cherokian Clan|other]] [[Daniel Weston|ancestors]], and GodJesus at the former's funeral, all giving approval to his [[Love Quest|quest]] for [[china]].<ref>[[Sarah May Skype Logs]]</ref>

However, when Christianity first became a religion, Saint Paul came up with the new covenant, so all the bits about circumcision, sacrificing goats, eating a kosher diet, and other Levitical laws no longer apply. Anyone who claims to be a Christian and still follows the Levitical laws isn't really a Christian so much as an ultra-orthodox Jew, or a [[Wikipedia:Seventh-day Adventist Church|Seventh-day Adventist]]. Also, many of Jesus' teachings abolish many of the Leviticus and Deuteronomy laws, such as food by in which Jesus said '''"''It is not what enters into the mouth that defiles the man, but what proceeds out of the mouth, this defiles the man.''"''' There are a few ultra-fundie Christians who follow some of the old Leviticus laws due to a passage on Matthew, but all of this is irrelevant in the first place since Chris neither reads the Bible or seriously cares about Christianity.

==Chris the Shaman==
{{quote|The spirit of Patti will have his soul for dinner tonight! She will be haunting your nightmares, Mr. Leary.|Chris, [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]}}

{{quote|1) "Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha" - Placing Bad Luck and Extreme Misfortune on all of those who give me grief or hate. 2) "Forgiveness Blessing" - Cures all ailments of virus or physical qualities. 3) "Hono" - Makes Gays, regardless of gender, become Straight; NEVER to be gay EVER Again. 4) "Peaceful Teaching" - Quells all disputes and disagreements within a 1000 mile radius, and turns all weaponry into dust. 5) "Come to me, my Women" - Locates and attracts 18 to 30-year old single women within a 5-mile radius.|Chris's terrifyingly insane list of "spells", [[Mailbag 23#Chris and the dark arts|Mailbag 23]]}}
[[Image:Ickeriss medallions.jpg|thumb|right||The Medallions serve as Chris's connection to the spirit realm.]]

Despite his professed Christianity, Chris's beliefs and behaviors almost tend towards a sort of shamanistic mindset, where God is a force to be controlled and the universe can be influenced by various mystic rituals. In Chris's case, he seems to believe that his tirades and tantrums will somehow affect the trolls who torment him. His attacks on the [[Clown Doll]], for instance, are a metaphorical threat, but also suggest an attempt at somehow literally harming the trolls through [[Wikipedia:sympathetic magic|sympathetic magic]], like a voodoo doll. He views his revenge against his enemies in the comic or in ''[[Soul Calibur]] III'' as being equivalent to actual revenge, rather than simply venting.

The world of [[CWCville]] is also a spirit realm, where Chris is almighty and can create and shape it as he pleases due to his power of "creativity". It exists outside, but parallel, to the real world, and sometimes Chris seems to honestly believe that it's a real place, even if it's just imaginary. This idea of the spirit realm became more valid when, in a [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|video]], Chris claimed that the soul of his [[Patti Chandler|dead dog]] (now [[Patti-Chan|living in CWCville]]) would devour Alec Benson Leary's soul and haunt his [[dreams]].

While Chris has used the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] in reality, he never took it too seriously, at least until he used it on [[Liquid Chris]] in a video. With the "kidnapping" of Liquid, he then realized that he had "the power" to actually curse people. He also developed a new ability to bless people via the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|Forgiveness Blessings]] skill. He honestly seems to believe that these powers are real, even stating in one video that if it works, then he knows he has "the power." GaoGaiGar fans then promptly wanted to hit Chris for his abuse of [[Wikipedia:The_King_of_Braves_GaoGaiGar_glossary#.22THE_POWER.22_and_Jupiter-X|ZA POWER]]. Chris later stated in a music video that if people antagonize him, they will be cursed, but if you're TRUE and HONEST, you will receive blessings.

[[Image:thoushaltnotsufferacwctolive.JPG|thumb|left||Thou shalt not suffer a CWC to live.]]
Chris ought to be aware that his sorcery is not merely atypical of a Christian, but in fact explicitly proscribed by his faith. [http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=galatians%205:19-20&version=KJV Galatians 5:19-20] lists witchcraft as one of the more blatant acts of sin, whilst in the Old Testament, [http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus+22%3A18&version=KJV Exodus 22:18] commands "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live". That's right, there's a Biblical mandate for Chris's death (and though there is some debate as to whether or not the original terms used refers only to harmful spellcasters, Chris has repeatedly attempted to curse people with things like death and haunting for very petty reasons). Alec Benson Leary, in one of his [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|phone calls]] with Chris, attempted to point out the thoroughly un-Christian nature of Chris's dabbling in black magic, but his reasoning appeared to have little effect.

Of course, it is important to remember, even if he did convert to a shamanistic faith, chances are most groups would kick him out just as quickly. Cursing people is one of the few things Wiccans and neo-Pagans are forbidden from doing, and most all groups would look down upon his general idiocy and his dabbling into powers [[Slow-in-the-minds|beyond his comprehension]] – not to even mention the fact that neo-Pagans often take a dim view on people who get into religious groups [[Chris and sex#Moral basis on sex and double standards|just to get sex]], without comprehending the philosophy. No matter what, Chris will likely be hated for being an [[Chris and his ego|egotistical]], [[Women's Rights|sexist]], [[Chris and Race|racist]], failure.

For all we know, Chris will one day start popping magic mushrooms and writing comics based on that, which many agree would be a huge improvement on his current work.

==Delusions of Godhood?==
{{quote|Fear not. For behold I bring tidings of great joy.|Sonichu, [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]}}
{{quote|I prayed for forgiveness from the real Christian. Sonichu, will he forgive me?|Aspie Sonichu, [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]}}
[[Image:Issue 10 Pg 48.jpg|thumb|Sonichu cracks open his tomb and descends in a beam of light.]]
Starting on page 42 of [[Sonichu 10|issue #10]], Chris displays a somewhat disturbing twist to the plot (such as it is) of his comics. [[Ultra Sonichu]] frees [[Zelina Rosechu]] from her stoned state using his Chaotic powers, then appears to [[Darkbind Sonichu]] with a message similar in tone, if not outright text, to prophecies of the coming of Jesus Christ (complete with arms outstretched as if he were suspended on a crucifix).

Later on in the issue, Ultra Sonichu travels to the world of [[Asperchu]], where the characters of that comic inform him that they were forced into their roles by Alec, and that they had been praying to Christian Weston Chandler for deliverance and forgiveness. Lo and behold, Chris did send the Messiah Sonichu to end their suffering. Sonichu uses the "Chaotic Remedy" to miraculously cure them all of their [[Asperger's syndrome]] (even though only Asperchu himself had the condition) and gives them new names and new, "better" looks.

It should be noted that, like Jesus Christ, [[Sonichu]] was born to a [[virgin with rage|virgin]].

Even before this, Chris had directly compared himself to God. In Issue #7, after Christian is lost in the Time Void, [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_32 Sonichu says this].

{{quote|In the meantime, he will receive the [[Chris and English|accumilitive]] memories of the passing moments, so in a way, he is looking down on us, like our Lord and God are able to, but the vision may be blurred.|[[Sonichu]], [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]}}

Possibly in response to criticism about acting as God, in [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_62 later pages] Chris addressed the issue of the non-canon chaotic combo worshiping him in an incredibly ignorant manner. First, he declares that he is not God but "a servant of him and Jesus", and immediately after goes on to "forgive" Michael (the copycat Sonichu's made-over name) for "baring false witness against <nowiki>[Chris]</nowiki>", as if he has the authority to forgive the breaking of the ten commandments, ''like he's God or something.'' In addition, only five pages later [[Angelica]] condemns those who prefer [[Asperchu|Alec]]'s artwork over Chris's as "blasphemous".<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=File:SchuComic10P66.jpg Issue 10, page 66]</ref>

Further evidence of Chris's blossoming God complex comes through his answer to some of the frequently asked questions that were put to him via the [[Mailbag]], where he states that he considers Sonichu to have over a billion fans.<ref>[[Common Questions]]</ref> The only other fictional character who can claim such a number is GodJesus (or AllahMuhammad). This mad fuckery is compounded by the fact that Chris is like a God to Sonichu; this means that his opinion of himself is that of a God's God. Or maybe a [[Christopher's name change|God's bear]]. Chris moves in mysterious ways.

In his e-mails to [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] he seems to call himself Jesus: ''"You have my word as an Avid Gamer, Lamb of God, and Humble Human Being that I WILL work Very Hard to Save, Save, Save."''<ref>[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]</ref> Although, this could also be a [[Chris and English|malapropism]] for "Word of God."

Chris might have developed a God complex already by [[2000]], as the halo floating over his head on the cover of ''[[Christian's Favorite Hits!]]'' seems to indicate.
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==Chris and other faiths==
Given his sheltered existence in the heart of the suburban American South, Chris probably hasn't had much direct exposure to anything but mainstream brands of Protestantism. When his "fans" asked him for his feelings on other religions during an [[IRC (28 December 2008)|IRC chat]], he glossed over the question and simply reiterated his own unthinking statement of faith. At other times, his comments have been scattered and inconsistent.

===Other Christian churches===
Chris has described "[[Wikipedia:Mormonism|Mormans]]" [sic] as not being datable.<ref>[[MySpace messages]]</ref> He has never explained why, but he may have learned through [[Anna]] that Mormons typically don't date non-Mormons.

[[Angelica]] is a [[Wikipedia:Catholic Church|Roman Catholic]], raised by [[Wikipedia:Nun#Catholic|nuns]]. However, she is still a huge slut without any opposition to premarital sex.

===Judaism===
"[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]" reveals that Chris has some awareness of [[Wikipedia:Judaism|Judaism]], probably picked up from watching ''[[South Park]]''. He appears to not understand that Jews and [[Wikipedia:Buddhism|Buddhists]] don't celebrate [[Christmas]]. However, in the way he wrote it, it is unknown if he's implying that Christians, [[Hanukkah|Jews]] and [[Christmas#Jolly Buddah (sic)|Buddhists]] go to the same place of worship, or if he's saying they go to separate places of worship and calls them "churches" because his vocabulary is heavily lacking. In [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]], Chris is being blatantly anti-Semitic by "just throwing it out there" that he thinks Snyder is Jewish, and uses "Jew" as an insult (which he also got from ''South Park''). [[Some Favored Comedians]] is a thinly-veiled furious backpedaling attempt in which he rambles on and on about how he respects Jewish comedians like [[Wikipedia:Jerry Seinfeld|Jerry Seinfeld]].

===Islam===
In a CWCipedia [[Chris-Chan_(CWCipedia)#Chris-Chan_the_Moralf.2A.2A|article]], he strongly hints at feeling great hatred towards Muslims. Although the article primarily exists to deny various accusations trolls have made about him, he does not deny being a "prolific hater of all things not Christian".<ref>[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)]]</ref> Other than not being Christian, he probably hates Muslims because he's enough of a dumbass to likely believe all Muslims are terrorists because of 9/11, [[Twin Falling Towers|which he mocked]].

===Scientology===
On 28 [[December 2009]], Chris wrote a blog entry telling [[Jack Thaddeus]] to get out of the closet and "Go Into F***ing Scientology".<ref>[[CWC Blog]]</ref> When following this comment Chris was asked to elaborate about his thoughts regarding Scientology, he said that while he does not agree with it he does not disapprove of it either.<ref>[[Mailbag 52#Master of diplomacy at work|Mailbag 52]]</ref>

===Atheism===
[[Vivian Gee]]'s belief in [[Wikipedia:Taoism|Taoism]], a non-theistic religion, seemed to be a concept he couldn't process.<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref>

He doesn't think much of atheists, but even there Chris has a hard time articulating his opinion. When Vivian asked him to explain why he dislikes them, he said, "I don't know, but I do know that they are not believers of God and Jesus."<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref> It's even harder for atheists to try and take [[GodJesus]] seriously enough to believe in them when Chris goes around boasting about having the deities on his side as though they were his personal avengers. When asked "You often attempt to scare your [[troll]]s by stating they will go to hell. Some of your trolls do not believe in hell, what do you have to say to them?" by [[Thorg]] in [[Common_Questions#09_January_2010|Common Questions 9 Jan 2010]], his response was:

{{quote|Firstly, it is NOT a "scare tactic", [[Chris and reality|IT IS FACT]]. And second, I say "Well, Believe it or not. You are Not Dead Yet".}}

While it might hurt your brain trying to translate that second line from autism to English, Chris is trying to say that Hell exists but we haven't experienced it yet because we're still alive. In the [[List_of_OkCupid_Answers|OkCupid]] answers, Chris stated that he would not date an atheist. On the other hand, [[The Wallflower]] told Chris in one of her e-mails that she had no religion,<ref>[[Wallflower E-mails]]</ref> which would most likely classify her as either an atheist or an agnostic. As the rest of the correspondence shows, Chris was not bothered by her lack of faith and [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|continued to pursue her]].

In [[Calling Out]] videos, Chris gives "pizza-faced atheist" as [[Thorg]]'s defining characteristic, with a heretofore unseen vitriol. Then in a later video, he attacks atheism with arguments so silly that even a strawman fundamentalist wouldn't use them, and that's saying something.

{{quote|But... I would certainly not want to be an atheist, 'cause if I don't have [[GodJesus|God or Jesus]] at my- by my side, I would be more lost than I was considerably beforehand! Atheists are the [[Beel|Devil]]'s spawning, as it would seem! ...And I would certainly would not want to be amrong- amongst them when they are run out of town with the pitchforks and the [[Chris and English|hace]] and the fire! As a believer... I would either be a [[Chris and Anger|peacem- I would more likely be a peacemaker]], but I certainly wouldn't mind being one with the pitchfork, following the crowd and pushing the atheist out of town!}}

When Chris [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada‎|exposed Thorg]], his reasoning for wanting people to troll Thorg instead of him devolve from "because he's trolling me" to "because he's an 'evil' athiest". The video was removed because it was declared, and rightfully so, hate speech.

Chris's half-brother [[Cole Smithey]] is also an atheist.<ref>[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]</ref>

==Sources==
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==See also==
*[[Angelica Rosechu]]
*[[Dreams]]
*[[Christmas]]
*[[Christian's name change|GodBear]]
*[[Grace Baptist Church]]
*[[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]]

==External links==
*[http://store.engrish.com/godjest.html Buy your own GodJesus T-shirt here]
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Third date

2011-09-30T13:34:30Z

Nelithy: Just a minor pipe, if it's deemed unfunny then feel free to compare me to hitler on my talk page! =D

[[Image:ThirdDateComic.jpg|thumb|100px|Chris, for once in his life, reacts the way anybody would to Bionic's faggotry]]

The '''third date''' is the date upon which [[Chris]] believes [[hanky-panky]] must occur.

==Background==

Chris has often shown that he wants to [[Autism|quantify things which, by the rest of the world's standards, can't be measured with numbers or any other exact reckoning.]] His [[heart level]] and his [[Scale of Respect]] are key examples. In the same way, despite the fact that in his entire life he has only been on [[Two's company snapshots|two]] [[Emily|dates]] (and they were both [[troll]] setups), he has mapped out his dating plans precisely. The first two dates are spent getting to know one another and the third date ends with [[sex]].

Chris has often shown that his ideas about [[Chris and Sex|sex]] are just as skewed as his thinking about any other aspect of relationships. In this case, he seems to believe that sex is almost like a fee paid after the couple has been together three times. It's hardly unusual, as Chris has often seemed to act as if he views sex as payment (during his friendship with [[Megan]], for instance) as opposed to a mutual expression between partners.

As with many times he's brought up sex, his fantasies sound a lot more like coercion or [[rape]] than what goes on between a loving couple.

==Rationale==

The "third date rule" or "three-date rule" is a notion common in popular writing about sex and relationships. Variations include the fifth-date rule, the second-date rule, and others, but it's most often remarked that one should wait until the third date ''at least'' before having sex, so as not to have an awkward relationship predicated on sex instead of [[TRUE and HONEST]] feelings (though one notable variation states the rule as that a relationship is not worth pursuing if both parties are not interested in sex by the third date).

While it's referred to as a "rule," no sane person would actually take the saying so seriously. It's more like a guideline, at best. Chris, being a long way from sane, seems to have twisted the idea into [[Autism|a rigid, unbreakable law]]. If he can make it through three dates with one woman, he '''will''' [[Chris_and_reality|get laid]].

==References by Chris==

{{quote|Sexual Education is good after '''Date #3''', but how does one even get to '''Date Number One?'''|Chris, in bold letters on the front page of [[CWCipedia]].<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Template:Featured_Article&oldid=2627</ref>}}

Because Chris puts so much faith in the notion that date number three means guaranteed sex, references to this idea show up frequently in his writing and conversations.

* On the [[CWCipedia]] Christian briefly mentions that [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Christian_in_his_Own_Words#Dating_Education Dating education] is needed because sex education is only useful "after 3 or so dates".
* Likewise, in his [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|chat]] with [[Vivian Gee]], Chris declared that "Sex Ed is good for date 3 or beyond, but what is it that has to be done before then?"
* In a [[IRC_(18_December_2008)|fan chat]] from December 2008, Chris broke down his plans for three ideal dates, the third one concluding with "snuggle and beyond."
* [[Bionic]] expresses his belief in this rule before his first date with [[Megagi]] on [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_2 Page 2] of [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu #7'']].
* In a [[Kacey Phone Call|phone call with Kacey]], Chris hopefully remarked, "Ah, date number three..." He then went into [[recycling|far too much detail]] about [[rape|what would happen there]].
* In [[Kacey Call 7|another call with Kacey]], after Chris mentions the third date rule, as he understands it, Kacey states that if, "somebody did that to me, I’d smack them, and I’d call them a pervert," and Chris quickly tries to backtrack.
* The course number for the [[Dating Education]] class in [[Sonichu|Sonichu (Comic)]] is DAT-303.
* Chris repeats, almost word to word, the above-quoted rationale for dating education in [[Autism Tutorial Part 3]].

==Exceptions==

Despite his frequent insistence that the third date mandates sex, Chris has proven himself unwilling to even wait that long. When asked by a sweetheart, to describe what their time together will be like, Chris delivers a [[For My Sweetest Ivy|point-by-point description]] of how the days will be spent (often talking about wandering around aimlessly, watching [[TV]], and playing [[video games]]. So, essentially, doing exactly what he does all the time). He is quick to remind a [[Sweetheart|girl]] that they can always go further "if she wants to", though the insistence is evident. Even when he isn't specific about what time the sex will occur, he always [[For My Sweetest Ivy|brings up]] that he's looking forward to sex, and thus making sure she's well aware that he has expectations which must be met.

In his [[Blanca_Emails,_September_2008#Future_dates_with_Blanca|meticulous description]] of his plans for meeting [[Blanca Weiss]], Chris proposed having sex on their second evening together. Ever the gentleman, though, he added that he would be willing to wait until the third time if she so chose.

Chris's [[OkCupid]] profile takes this obsession with immediate sex a step further, saying that women should message him if "they're willing to get to [[Chris's room|the bedroom]] as quickly as right after the first date". Given that the same profile also demands that women meet him in person as soon as two days after the first online contact, Chris has effectively shortened his expectations from three official dates, to three days since the initial "hello." Needless to say, this aggressive stance on immediate sex has not gotten him anywhere.

Given how Chris is apt to take [[Attraction Sign|something that doesn't work]] and simply [[Fridays After Five|do it harder]], it was only a matter of time until Chris started to demand [[rape|absolutely no]] dates [[direct2sex|at all]]. In [[Jackie E-mails 22]] Chris mentions how he realizes he is "not mentally ready for a relationship" and says that he "needs more socialization practice in real life for starters". However, even though he explicitly states that he doesn't want a relationship with Jackie, he still tells her that he wants to keep casual sex open as an option.

==References==
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==See also==
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Sweetheart]]
*[[Rape]]

[[Category:Love Quest]]

Chris's homes

2011-09-29T09:17:49Z

Nelithy: R.I.P Lumberjack

[[Image:CWCHouse.jpg|thumb|14 Branchland Court]]

Chris has lived all his life in the '''Commonwealth of Virginia''', leaving only to visit other parts of the United States on a few brief occasions. However, for a number of reasons, he's lived in different '''homes''' at different times in different areas of the state.

Chris was born and currently lives in [[Ruckersville]], a bumfuck town in the middle of nowhere on the outskirts of [[Charlottesville]], inhabited by people similar to the late [[Bob Chandler]]. During most of his teenage years, he lived in a nearly identical suburb outside the city of Richmond, 77 miles (125 km) away, although his family later decided to return to Ruckersville after Chris finished high school.

==Richmond==
Richmond is the capital city of [[Virginia]], and former capital of the [[Wikipedia:Confederate States of America|Confederate States of America]]. Chesterfield County is just southwest of Richmond. Chris and his parents lived in this area from [[1992]] to [[2000]].

===Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments===
The '''Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments''' are a set of apartments in Richmond where the [[Chandler]] family lived from [[1992]] to [[1995]].

===Surrywood Subdivision===
The '''Surrywood Subdivision''' is an area of Richmond where the Chandlers lived from [[1995]] to [[1996]].

===Newberry Towne Subdivision===
The Newberry Towne Subdivision is an area in Chesterfield County<ref>[http://www.google.ca/search?q=site%3Achesterfield.gov+"newberry+towne" Chesterfield.gov]</ref> where the Chandlers lived at '''6008 Partingdale Circle'''<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]], page 1</ref> from [[1996]] to [[2000]], Chris's [[high school]] years.

Chris claims to have "often" seen whooping cranes in the duck pond behind their domicile. Since Chesterfield County is somewhat far from Gray's Lake, Idaho, where the last whooping cranes exist, this is unlikely.

According to Chris, the neighbors spread rumors about his family.<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg|DVD, note 2]]</ref> Chris has never discussed these rumors in any great detail, or mentioned whether they were a factor in the family's decision to move away from the Richmond area.

The Chandler family [[A Week With Christian Chandler#Page 4|moved back]] to [[Ruckersville]] at the end of Chris's senior year.

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==Ruckersville==
Chris spent his early years in [[Ruckersville]], VA, where the Chandlers reside at '''[[14 Branchland Court]]'''. He and [[Bob|his father]] moved to the Richmond area after Chris left the fourth grade due to a dispute with the local school system. According to [[100 2178|a video address]] Chris released on 8 [[May 2010]], the Chandlers tried to sell the Ruckersville house at some point during their time living outside Richmond, but were unable to do so. As a consequence, Chris says, they were forced to move back to Ruckersville after he graduated [[high school]].

==Chris and other states==
Chris has never left the state of Virginia, save for a trip to California for [[Cole Smithey|his brother's]] birthday,<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> and his ill-fated road trip to Ohio to visit [[Julie]]. As a result, he has a very closed-minded view of other states. He automatically assumes that 18 is the [[Kathleen Nicole Wallace|age of consent]] in all states. Chris also seems to believe that all states share the same culture as his ass-backward retarded "Southern" home.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg|Notes on former homes
Image:Cloverleaf Streetview.jpg|Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments
Image:0083-SurrywoodHouse.jpg|Surrywood
Image:0108-NewberryTowneHouse.jpg|Newberry Towne
</gallery></center>

==Sources==
<references/>

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[[Category:Places]]

Common Questions

2011-09-26T22:48:45Z

Nelithy: /* 26 January 2010 */

In late [[December 2009]], the [[CWCipedia]] [[Mailbag|Mailbags]] gained a new subsection, a series of short questions allegedly asked by many people who had written to Chris. Chris was surprisingly diligent about answering all of these '''Common Questions''' (normal people would call them "Frequently Asked Questions" - "FAQ") with every new Mailbag. The answers, unsurprisingly, were erratic at best. Sometimes Chris provided [[Honest Content|far too much information]], and other times he would provide a single word in response when a longer answer would have been expected. On occasion, he would change the text in the question itself to suit his needs, a practice of editing he'd been using in the mailbags since day one.

All of his answers have been compiled here, arranged by the date on which he answered them.

==28 December 2009==

*'''Q: Have you ever read any books on how to go about creating [[art]]? e.g. [[Wikipedia:Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain|Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain]], [[Wikipedia:The Elements of Style|The Elements of Style]], How to Draw Comics the Marvel Way, [[Mailbag 26#In which Chris's brain starts to work!|On Writing]], or things like internet tutorials?'''
::A: [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey|I have read such books]], and I have taken many [[art]]s classes too.

*'''Q: If you were a director [[A CWC Audition|in Hollywood]], what kinds of films would you make?'''
::A: Action/Steamy ([[Chris and English|Striaght]]) Romance

*'''Q: You said you read [[R.L. Stine]] books when you were in high school. What kind of books do you read now? "Literary" fiction? Genre, like mystery or horror or science fiction? Nonfiction?'''
::A: I read less books now, although the last book I read was [[Wikipedia:Pamela Anderson|Pamela Anderson]]'s Star.

*'''Q: Have you considered creating non-[[Sonichu]] comics or stories?'''
::A: Yes, and the ideas are still in my head.

*'''Q: Have you ever accepted and used constructive criticism in your comics? Or do you blow off anything anyone says that is slightly negative, even if their intentions are to help you improve your art?'''
::A: I have accepted and used ideas and criticism one such example was the [[Sonichu Fan Promo|Sonichu Animations from YouTube User: Timmys1984]]; it was very good, yet the lines were wrong originally. At least I have set that record straight in my [[Sonichu 9|9th Book]].

*'''Q: Why do you steal jokes from so many other sources (i.e. [[Family Guy]] and [[Excel Saga]]) and put it in your comics? It isn't very original and you can't come up with an original concept if all the humor in your comics is stolen.'''
::A: Like Family Guy, [[The Simpsons|Simpsons]], Excel Saga, and even [[South Park]], taking jokes is of acceptable practice; it works when the author is short on original jokes, and wants to fill in a good one. Everybody does it. "[[wikipedia:Simpsons_Already_Did_It|Simpsons Did It]]."

*'''Q: Describe your artistic process. How do you get inspiration for ideas for your comics? What goes through your head when you draw and color your comics?'''
::A: I get the idea beforehand in random thought/imagination/dream, get pen and paper and write/draw it out. A lot goes through my head, and it is hard for me as a [[Chris and his Ego|creative genius]] to remember it all on-the-spot verbatim.

*'''Q: We all know you have [[autism]], but exactly what type do you have? There are multiple types on the spectrum.'''
::A: High-Functioning Autism.

*'''Q: What do you plan to do after you have found your true [[sweetheart]] and had your daughter [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]]?'''
::A: I will live my family life as I had dreamed and waited for hapily.

*'''Q: What would you do if either of you turned out to be infertile?'''
::A: That is just plain stupid; I am VERY Fertile; Certified in the Medical Clinic, and I would make sure my woman has not hit Menopause yet.

*'''Q: What would you do if you found your sweetheart, fell in love with her, married her, but she could only give birth to male children?.'''
::A: It is a 50/50 chance among all women; I trust God to come through in his promise as he has told me before. I will keep trying though; I am not [[Wikipedia:Henry VIII of England|King Henry VIII]].

*'''Q: Aside from creating Sonichu and [[Rosechu]] and excluding your future accomplishment of getting a true sweetheart and having your daughter Crystal, what is your greatest accomplishment in life and why?'''
::A: Graduating [[Manchester_High_School|High School]] and [[College]]; I have learned a LOT and met the requirements; it's all good.

*'''Q: What are your top five priorities in life and why?'''
::A: 1) Good [[Health]] - Who wants to be ill or sick? 2) Happiness - I don't like being [[CWC is sad|sad]]. 3) [[Love Quest|Love]] - I want to feel loved and appreciated by my closest ones. 4) Projects/Job - It gives me something to do. 5) [[Money]] - It does not make the world go around, but everyone wants it to feel like they are getting something out of a deal.

*'''Q: If you were made the absolute leader of the entire world for a day and your word was taken as law, what sorts of things would you do to make the world a better place?'''
::A: [[Chris and reality|All Men and Women would be paired up in straight couples]], leaving none alone; any remaining will be saved for upcoming men/women respectively. All [[gays]] would be reprogrammed and encouraged to be straight.

*'''Q: What about fucking [[sex toys|sex dolls]], [[masturbating]], drawing [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|smut]]? Isn't this all forbidden for true Christians?'''
::A: It is not forbidden; that would be the Jews who are against those things, and I am not Jewish, and I respect them as [[Michael Snyder|individual people.]]

*'''Q: Contrary to what you stated in issue 8, the age of consent in most of the United States is BELOW 18 (17 or 16). What is your opinion on this?'''
::A: I understand that SOME states have that law, and I feel that it is good; [[Pedofork|it broadens the range by one or two years, so one would feel lest restricted]].

*'''Q: What would you say is the most romantic thing you have ever done with or to a woman?'''
::A: [[The Creepy Stare|Sensual, emotionally-linked eye-contact]].

*'''Q: We've been hearing about your creations becoming more and more popular amongst the gay community. What are your thoughts on this?'''
::A: Firstly, their perspectives of my work are flawed; they misunderstand some points, and I do not care for that at all; It is a STRAIGHT Comic; [[Homos]]exuality Lifestyle is HEAVILY DISCOURAGED and DETESTED. Second, I really feel hatred in them placing MY characters in their events WRONGFULLY, even in... [[It's UGH!|UGH!!!]]... pride parades and essays promoting their lifestyle. All of My [[Magi-Chan|Sonichus]] and [[Silvana|Rosechus]] Are Straight! And I Am Straight! DO NOT SAY OTHERWISE, Because It is Mislabeling; it is Very Wrong, and I DO NOT APPRECIATE IT AT ALL.

*'''Q: Do you plan to give an ending to Sonichu's story?'''
::A: [[Chris and reality|No]].

*'''Q: Do Sonichu and Rosechu have full names (that is, two-part names, like all other [[Sonichus]] and [[Rosechus]])? If so, what are they?'''
::A: No, they are the very first Sonichu and Rosechu, so they do not have such names.

*'''Q: Will [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|Eevails]], or possibly some other [[Tails]]-like creature, appear in your comic?'''
::A: No.

==31 December 2009==

*'''Q: What do you think about people harassing others over [[PlayStation]] home?'''
::A: I do not like it at all.

*'''Q: What are the 5 worst movies you have ever <s>seen</s> heard of and would never ever watch in your entire life?'''
::A: [[Homos|''Brokeback Mountain'']], [[Wikipedia:Borat|''Borat'']], [[Homos|''Bruno, Crying Game'']], ''[[Wikipedia:Krull (film)|Krull]]''.

*'''Q: What are the 5 worst TV shows you have ever <s>seen</s> heard of and would never ever watch in your entire life?'''
::A: I am unsure.

''Note: Chris added the strikeouts himself.''

*'''Q: What are the 5 worst video games you have ever played?'''
::A: I am unsure.

*'''Q: What are the 5 best movies you have ever seen?'''
::A: [[Mary Poppins]], All [[Transformers]] Movies, Both [[Ghostbusters|Ghostbuster]] Movies, [[Wikipedia:Saw (franchise)|All Saw Movies]], [[Wikipedia:The 40-Year Old Virgin|The 40-Year Old Virgin]].

*'''Q: What are the 5 best TV shows you have ever seen?'''
::A: [[Transformers]] (ALL Seasons and Sets), [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] (All Shows), [[Pokémon|Pok'emon]] (All Seasons), [[Wikipedia:Mythbusters|Mythbusters]], [[Filmation's Ghostbusters]] (Little Care for "The Real Ghostbusters"; Jake, Eddie and Tracy WERE THE [[Honest_Content#True_and_Honest,_HOnest_and_True|ORIGINAL]] REAL GHOSTBUSTERS).

*'''Q: What are the 5 best video games you have ever played?'''
::A: All [[Sonic|Sonic the Hedgehog Titles]], [[LittleBiGPlanet]] ([[PS3]] AND [[PSP]]), All [[Guitar Hero]] Titles, All [[Animal Crossing]] Titles, All Pok'emon Titles.

*'''Q: Have you read classic comics like: [[Wikipedia:A Contract With God|A Contract With God]], [[Wikipedia:Maus|Maus]], [[Wikipedia:Watchmen|Watchmen]], or [[Wikipedia:The Sandman (Vertigo)|The Sandman]]?'''
::A: [[Wikipedia:Superman|Superman]], [[Wikipedia:Spider-Man|Spider-Man]] and the like.

*'''Q: Could you mention any specific titles or series of comics you have read (besides [[Sonic the Hedgehog]])?'''
::A: [[Wikipedia:Superman|Superman]], [[Wikipedia:Spider-Man|Spider-Man]] and the like.

*'''Q: What's your creative process like?'''
::A: [[Random]], Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes...

*'''Q: How do you go about creating each comic--do you do storyboards or scriptwriting beforehand?'''
::A: Mental Storyboards and Scriptwriting, but I do write some of it out on paper.

*'''Q: How far in advance do you plan the story?'''
::A: About weeks to months in advance.

*'''Q: Besides [[Sonic]], [[Pokemon]], and your daily struggles, what inspires your [[writing]] and [[art]]?'''
::A: [[Things Chris has ripped off|Other shows, comics, video games]], and most importantly my [[Evan|Fans]]. :)

*'''Q: Did any specific comic book inspire you to create your own?'''
::A: I'd say the [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (comics)|Sonic the Hedgehog Comic Book Series]]

*'''Q: Why comics as opposed to short stories/novels?'''
::A: I enjoy [[Chris and art|drawing]], and I feel better with having pictures to associate the words with.

*'''Q: Would you ever consider getting a massage?'''
::A: Yes, [[Women's rights|from Women Only.]]

*'''Q: What is your purpose in life?'''
::A: Does anyone really know their own ONE TRUE purpose in life? We mostly are supposed to live one moment and day at a time as best we can to make us individually feel satisfied and at peace.

*'''Q: Do you believe in an afterlife?'''
::A: [[Chris and Religion#Afterlife|Yes]].

*'''Q: What do you think happens after we die?'''
::A: Like most people; our souls leave our bodies, we end up in [[Wikipedia:Heaven|Heaven]] or [[Wikipedia:Hell|Hell]] depending on our deeds/misdeeds, and [[Chris and Religion|possibly Reincarnation]].

==1 January 2010==

*'''Q: Where do you think you'll go after you die and why do you think that will be the case?'''
::A: I do my best and what I can to end up in [[Heaven]] , [[Lie|I do a lot of good deeds]].

*'''Q: You follow the Bible rigorously and believe homosexuality will send you to [[Wikipedia:Hell|Hell]]. However, the Bible says that having unmarried sex will send you to Hell as well. Explain your reasonings you choose to ignore God's word and not waiting until after marriage but instead "after the [[Third date|3rd date]]".'''
::A:Those more strict rules apply to the [[Michael Snyder|Jewish]], especially the [[Wikipedia:Boook of Leviticus|book of Leviticus]]. I am a Christian [[Wikipedia:Methodism|Methodist]], and as long as we feel comfortable and happy with our lives, if the Christian individual feels comfortable with [[Chris and sex|premarital sex]], then it is cool.

*'''Q: Can you justify your anti-homosexuality? How exactly?'''
::A: Yes; the [[Homos]] I have heard from try to push their damn lifestyle in my face, and I DO NOT CARE FOR THAT AT ALL; What they do behind closed doors is None Of My Business, and I still Do Not Care to know a Damn Thing about it.

*'''Q: Why does [[Rosechu]] wear clothes while Sonichu does not? Additionally, why are [[Lolisa]], [[DJ Jamsta]], and Rosechu the only Sonichus and Rosechus who wear clothing?'''
::A: Well, Why does [[Wikipedia:The Yogi Bear Show#Cindy Bear|Cindy Bear]] not wear clothes? Why does [[Wikipedia:Mickey Mouse|Mickey Mouse]] wear pants yet [[Sonic]] and [[Wikipedia:Donald Duck|Donald Duck]] do not? Why does [[Wikipedia:Daisy Duck|Daisy Duck]] wear ONLY a Top, yet [[Wikipedia:Minnie Mouse|Minnie Mouse]] wears a skirt? IT'S A CARTOON; WHO CARES?!

*'''Q: Are the [[Sonichu comics|''Sonichu'' comics]] still aimed at children? If so, what age group?'''
::A: Yes, [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Ages 7 and Up]].

*'''Q: I am really interested in your [[Lego]] [[CWCville]], could you please draw an elaborate map of it for me?'''
::A: One Day, I will draw a map, although it is similar to the City of Cwcville, VA.

==5 January 2010==

*'''Q: If [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] got published how much would each Issue cost?'''
::A: I'd estimate $2.25, given the current shelf-comic prices. But ON the [[PS3|Playstation Network]]'s Digital Comic Service, I'd estimate $0.99 or $1.99 per Digital Issue.

*'''Q: How often does [[Sonichu]] have to stop and take breaks when he's running?'''
::A: He only stops for a rescue, [[China|social life]], [[Obesity|eating a chili dog, tacos or whatever he feels like chowin' down]], and to relax at home with [[Robbie Sonee|his family]].

*'''Q: [[Virginia]] lets you to [[Wikipedia:Cousin marriage law in the United States by state|marry your first cousin]], but doesn't allow [[gays]] to marry. Do you think cousin-marriage is better than gay marriage? Why or why not?'''
::A: [[Chris and anger|WHAT THE F***?! WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT C***PIEST OF HEINOUS LIES ABOUT VIRGINIA?!]] Cousin-Marriage is just as Terrible and Unholy as MARRYING YOUR OWN [[Barbara|MOTHER]] OR [[Bob|FATHER]]! In comparison, both unholy marriages are equally terrible.

==7 January 2010==

*'''Q: You said that you confess your sins and pray every night. What sins do you confess?'''
::A: To name a couple: I apologize right after each time I say something like "God damn" (I'm sorry, God); I confess and apologize for, if any that day, angry responses to [[Bob|my own father]] after he starts an arguement or gets on my nerves.

*'''Q: What exactly happened when you were called into [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s office?'''
::A: That was one time I would rather not go into or recall. She raised her voice at me in harsh tones about how "You won't be getting any women" or "Your methods are flawed and stupid" and even "You are Stupid, Christian". I responded very angrily and verbally abused her back. Then I was kicked out for a year with [[Wikipedia:Anger Management|Anger management]] and [[Wikipedia:Psychiatrist|psychiatrist]] assistance.

*'''Q: Why do you randomly capitalize words when you type?'''
::A: I do not type in [[Chris and hypocrisy|Caps at Random]]; I type those phrases or words in caps to EMPHASIZE MY POINT OR FACT.

*'''Q: When did you first realize that you hated the homos? Do your parents hate them as much as you do?'''
::A: I estimate that I started hating them about Summer, [[2003]] just after I started my Sweetheart Search, where I received the response from one woman, "Ooh, I'm sorry, I am a [[Lesbian]]." That, combined with my PAST dislike of [[JERKS|MEN]] in general AND the later pictured images of such acts led me to DISGUST AND HATRED FOR THE HOMOSEXUALS. Plus ALL of the Homos within the Trolls AND all Homosexual Fans with their WRONGFUL Quoting of MY comics and characters in THEIR PAPERS and ESSAYS promoting homosexuality, and EVEN WORSE a [[Sonichu]] BALLOON in one of their God DAMED Pride Parades!!! ALL OF THESE FACTORS have ONLY made my view of the Homosexual Males WORSE! And I will say this again, '''SONICHU IS STRAIGHT, YOU DUMBASS GAYWADS.'''

==9 January 2010==

*'''Q: What do you think of people of different faiths other than your own (this includes [[Wikipedia:Satanism|Satanism]],[[Wikipedia:Atheism|Atheism]], [[Wikipedia:Agnosticism|Agnosticism]])'''
::A: For most other religions, I am of neutral opinion and have no objections to them whatsoever. But for ALL those of Satanism and Atheism; I do not care for those Non-Religions AT ALL. [[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|I will not discriminate]] the people of those Non-Religions as Individual People.

*'''Q: How do you feel about [[Homos|the Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual community]]? do they deserve the same rights as anyone else?'''
::A: As individual people, they all deserve Most Rights, but GAY MARRIAGE Should be made Illegal ALL Countries; Marriage is ONLY for Straight Man/Woman couples. I stand behind that most fully.

*'''Q: How do you feel about people of different political parties, political parties spanning from Anarchism to Fascism.'''
::A: As a Moderate (of Middle, Neutral Opinion), I have nothing against the other political parties. Mainly, because even though I do have the ability to learn about them, I know not ALL of the details of them.

*'''Q: How do you feel about Drugs? Drugs such as Marijuana, Cocaine, Cigarettes, [[Alcohol]], etc.'''
::A: I STAND FULLY AGAINST [[Tobacky|Cigarettes, Marijuana, Cocaine, Cigars]] and ALL other Drugs of the sort. The only exceptions are drugs that are Prescribed to the Individual Person, as long as they are not given to anyone they were not originally prescribed to, I have no objections. And Alcohol; in Responsible, Moderate amounts, it can be good for you, yet I do not support Too Much of it, as if left unchecked, irresponsible or unassisted, too much can lead to [[6 June 2010|fights that can lead to a trip to the hospital and automobile accidents]].

*'''Q: Do you hold any distaste for any worldly culture?'''
::A: Only those who fully promote [[Tobacky|smoking]] or such drugs that I have just elaborated against of.

*'''Q: Are you uncomfortable about [[Chris and race|people of Color]]? do you have any tensions towards them?'''
::A: I have no discomfort or tension against people of all colors. The only exception is in my choice of [[Sweetheart]] or Mate; No Personal Offense, but she can not be [[Niggos|Black]].

*'''Q: Are you disturbed or disgusted by different types of music?''' Many people dislike [[Wikipedia:Death Metal|Death Metal]]: [http://tinyurl.com/ch2yl5 http://tinyurl.com/ch2yl5]
::A: I have agreement on some lyrics of Death Metal tracks, but the Tune, as long as it is not at loud volume, it is still good.

*'''Q: What do you think of our current president? Is he deceiving [[America]]ns as the Right Wing has expressed?'''
::A: I think [[Obama]] is doing okay, yet I disagree with his Health Plan; it is premature at the time, because we can not afford it yet. The Right Wing are [[Bob Chandler|sour]], mean people; I give no concern to them.

*'''Q: Do you think Countries such as the Soviet Union or [[CWCville|North Korea]] Are actually Communist?'''
::A: I do not know much about those countries, so I can not give a full opinion on the topic. Although I do hate Communism; they are of wrong opinions and are considerably mean.

*'''Q: How do you think the situation in Afghanistan is going? Is there anything you would do different?'''
::A: I do not have full knowledge of that situation either.

*'''Q. Would you be willing to preform oral sex on a woman?'''
::A: Yes I would.

*'''Q. You often attempt to scare your trolls by stating they will go to hell. Some of your trolls do not believe in hell, what do you have to say to them?'''
::A: Firstly, it is NOT a "scare tactic", IT IS FACT. And second, I say "Well, Believe it or not. You are Not Dead Yet."

*'''Q. Have you ever thought about documenting your daily life? Kind of like a reality show?'''
::A: The topic has come to mind, yet I do not feel it appropriate yet.

*'''Q. Do you eat at restaurants other than [[McDonalds]] or [[Burger King]]?'''
::A: Yes, namely [[Golden Corral]], [[Country Cookin']] and iHop.

*'''Q. Do you ever consider playing [[Guitar Hero]] on expert instead of hard?'''
::A: I have played on Expert, and it is good.

*'''Q. What do you argue about with your dad?'''
::A: A number of things; I would not know where to begin on making the list of dumb topics he comes up with.

*'''Q. Why do you want to get the original [[Power Rangers]] back together? They're 40, no longer fit the costumes, one of them is dead, and one of them went to jail for drunk driving.'''
::A: Originally, I meant ONLY to '''[[Revive Zordon]]'''; I mean PRESIDENTS, POLICE CHIEFS and such Recruiting Power Rangers and Creating Zords? Not only is it Trite and LAME, it is not as CLASSIC or Good Quality as Zordon.

*'''Q. Do your parents freak out about you playing with [[My Little Pony|girl's toys]] when you're a grown man?'''
::A: No, they do not, and I gave that up [[CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated|long ago]].

*'''Q. What other ideas did you think of to attract women before you settled on a cardboard sign?'''
::A: Newspaper/Magazine Ads, Online Dating Sites, Video Dating Services to name a few; THEY COST MONEY.

*'''Q. What do you want to be when you grow up?'''
::A: I am [[Chris and reality|ALREADY GROWN UP]]; I am 27 Years Old, going on 28. I am a [[Chris and reality|great artist]], and I am looking forward to an Office Job.

==15 January 2010==

*'''Q: If you could change the law, how would you change it? and you said you would outlaw the [[friend zone]]? why? what happened to a woman's right to choose who she wants to be with?'''
::A: Nothing has happened in [[Women's Rights]]; the "Friend Zone" is only the LOUSIEST EXCUSE EVER to give to someone [[Megan|the woman]] deeply cares about and trusts so she could [[Chris and rape|get out of sex]] or a relationship. I do not take kindly to that Excuse at this time.

*'''Q: Do you like everything you see, so long as it doesn't have gay stuff in it?'''
::A: Non-gay stuff is acceptable, but I don't like EVERYTHING I SEE; there are some things, even straight things, that I don't like either.

*'''Q: [http://www.ratpacker.com/Images/Core_Commander.gif| If you could upload your brain into a robot body, would you? ]'''
::A: I do not think so.

*'''Q: Why aren't you sure of the five worst games you've played? You can't have enjoyed [[List of Chris's games|every game you played]].'''
::A: I just could not think of any that would total up to five.

*'''Q: If you went back to college, what would you major in? What classes would you take?'''
::A: I am not sure.

*'''Q: Why do you like the name "[[Reginald]]" so much?'''
::A: Because [[PandaHalo|a woman]] who was close to me picked it out for the son in our role-play scenario; now she's [[Chris and death|dead]], and I still miss her sometimes.

*'''Q: Did you know that nearly all male porn actors start out making gay porn? What do you think of this?'''
::A: Whatever; I do not care.

*'''Q: [[Christian Love Day|Why did you get rid of asexuality in Sonichu 10]]? Hasn't it occurred to you that some people just don't like being in romantic relationships, and are much happier single? '''
::A: It had occured to me about asexuality recently from a mailbag question, and made me think about it, and NOT being able to FEEL the Attraction is Just Sad.

*'''Q: In a recent chat, you said that if you had a chance, you would want to make being a homo illegal. Yet, in a video contemporary to the chat, you ask your fans not to leave you. How would you feel if all of your [[Gay4Sonichu|gay fans]] left you?'''
::A: I would not want them to leave; they are still fans.

*'''Q: Have you ever considered getting your own apartment? What prevents you from doing so? '''
::A: Yes I have considered it. [[Chris and money|Current financial situations]] and fear of change (a common [[Autistic]] Trait) prevents me from doing so.

*'''Q: If there were no women, and men could reproduce sexually with other men, would homosexuality still be wrong?'''
::A: ONLY if that was the case, I would say Shoot Me.

*'''Q: Why do so many of your videos have a greenish-yellow tinge?'''
::A: It's one of the flaws in recording with Sony's EyeCreate Program (a downloadable Playstation 3 Application that requires the [[PSEye|Playstation Eye Camera]]); THEY NEED TO FIX THE PROGRAM, not only of that tint from Lack Of Some Light, but the Audio/Video skips that seems to occur during recording.

*'''Q: You hate homos, but you also hate straight men for "taking all the pretty girls leaving none for you." Shouldn't you support homos, so that other men can date each other and free up girls for you?'''
::A: NO, because Homosexuality is STILL WRONG.

*'''Q: Sex isn't that big of a deal. It's fun, but you don't have to have sex to be happy. Why are you so big about sex?'''
::A: Oh, I don't know, how about being a [[Virgin with rage|Frustrated Virgin]]?!

*'''Q: Would life be better if we reproduced nonsexually, and thus didn't have a sex drive?'''
::A: That is Bull[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|c***]].

*'''Q: Since you haven't been very specific about your taste in women, who are your favorite porn stars?'''
::A: To name a few: [[Wikipedia:Jenna Jameson|Jenna Jameson]], [[Wikipedia:Daisy Marie|Daisy Marie]] and [[Wikipedia:Carmen Luvana|Carmen Luvana]].

*'''Q: Do you have any friends in the Autistic community?'''
::A: Only a few Acquaintances.

==20 January 2010==

*'''Q: Have you ever considered the possibility that you may never lose your [[Virgin with rage|virginity]]? What will you do then? How old do you think is too old to be a virgin?'''
::A: No. The next question is Non-Applicable. [[Wikipedia:The 40-Year Old Virgin|40]].

*'''Q: If you could have sex with one famous woman, living or historical, who would it be?'''
::A: [[Britney Spears]].

*'''Q: Why do you think [[Asperchu]] currently has 10 times as many fans as Sonichu?'''
::A: "Fans" are fickle, and so are "Fads"; the Non-True Fans will always look for the Next "Fad" until they tire of it and move on to the next "Fad". In this note, I would say that I am Possibly Retro, and [[Chris and Fashion|Retro is ALWAYS IN]].

*'''Q: Would you say your life has improved since thinking up [[Sonichu]]? Why or why not?'''
::A: [[Chris and his ego|Yes; I became famous]], and becoming famous is not an easy task.

*'''Q: Do you know what the word "[[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrite]]" means?'''
::A: "hypocrite"; an adjective; 1) [[Chris and religion|to be of a belief while not upholding that belief.]] 2) [[Lie|a total liar.]] 3) an UNTRUE Fan. example: When the Sonichu Fan left Sonichu for a [[Asperchu|newer, yet badly drawn, thing]], after having said that they would always enjoy Sonichu forever, is a '''hypocrite''' among the [[Fanbase|Truest and Loyalest Sonichu Fans]].

*'''Q: I noticed that you have [[The Simpsons|a Marge Simpson poster]] on [[Chris's room|your wall]]. Do you find her sexually appealing and if yes why?'''
::A: That is the pin-up from a "[[Wikipedia:Playboy (magazine)|Playboy]]" a few months ago. She is appealing, yes, but I am more attracted to the real-life women around us all.

*'''Q: What's with all the pictures of Rosechu with a [[pickle]] on the internet? I thought she was supposed to be ALL WOMAN?'''
::A: Rosechu IS All Woman; she transformed from a Female Raichu; those people are just being stupid [[jerk]]s with such "renditions".

*'''Q: How do you expect to keep us last remaining fans by stop working on the comic pages?'''
::A: I am drawing pages every day; just be patient and have full faith, unless you want to be considered a '''hypocrite''' among True, Loyal Sonichu and Rosechu Fans.

==26 January 2010==
*'''Q: If Rosechu is a Raichu, that means she's more evolved then Sonichu, who is a Pikachu. Shouldn't she be more powerful than Sonichu and be the leader?'''
::A: Evolution makes no difference; Rosechu is equally as powerful as Sonichu; Sonichu is the main character; Rosechu has equal leadership roles, so [[Women's rights|she leads when appropriate]].

*'''Q: Why do you think you are better artist than [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec]], aside from low-resolution and his style's blockiness? Is there something wrong to have quirky and blocky drawing style?'''
::A: How about the fact that his style looks [[Slow-in-the-minds|Retarded]] and something that [[Chris and hypocrisy|a 2-Year Old can do]]? There's nothing wrong, unless you want to be TRULY Respected as [[Chris and art|an Avid Artist]] and [[Chris_and_reality|Serious Person.]]

*'''Q: Why is [[Flame the Sunbird]] a ripoff of [[Wikipedia:Kazooie|Kazooie]]?'''
::A: Flame was NEVER taken from Kazooie; if anything, he is MORE similar to [[Sonic|Knuckles]], but with a Sunbird Form.

*'''Q: You have expressed disdain for Asperchu and [[Simonchu]], but how do you feel about [[Moon-Pals]]? Have you read it? If not, it would only be fair for you to do so.'''
::A: I have read Moon-Pals, and I feel that it is more like Moon-Dorks the way [[Sean]] draws and Portrays their Events so Grotesquely.

*'''Q: How many fans do you think you have? Please specify one of the following options: 0-10, 11-100, 101-1000, 1001-10000, 10000+.'''
::A: [[Ego|1000000000+.]]

*'''Q: How many fans do you think Asperchu has? Please specify one of the following options: 0-10, 11-100, 101-1000, 1001-10000, 10000+.'''
::A: 0-10
''Chris left this last question unanswered until 30 January.''

==30 January 2010==
*'''Q: Will you ever be able to accept criticism without being condescending or changing the subject?'''
::A: Yes.

*'''Q: Capital punishment (the Death Penalty) is legal in the [[Commonwealth of Virginia]]. Do you support the death penalty?'''
::A: [[9 February 2010|I do not support the death penalty]].

*'''Q: Could you post the letter you sent to [[Barack Obama]] on the [[CWCipedia]]?'''
::A: I am afraid I did not make a photocopy of the letter, and I had snail-mailed it weeks ago, so I can not do that.

*'''Q: You talk about how [[Asperchu]] is just a fad, but what if Sonichu is actually the fad that's starting to fade?'''
::A: I disagree.

*'''Q: If Rosechu is equal to Sonichu in power why does she need to be saved by him?'''
::A: [[Women's rights|She was caught off-guard at those times.]]

==1 February 2010==
*'''Q: Why do people who "[[Mailbag 49#Apparently that's reason enough|tick you off]]" [[Mailbag 49#Chris loves his country|deserve to die in explosions]]? Didn't Matthew say to love thy enemy?'''
::A: I never said that phrase, nor meant it in any way.

*'''Q: If you don't support [[Sonichu 10|the death penalty]], that means you believe all life is sacred, right? Then why do you call for the deaths of [[Homos|gays]]? Is it only straight people who shouldn't get the death penalty?'''
::A: [[Death threats|All Life IS sacred]].

*'''Q: How come you become more and more like a dictator like [[wikipedia:Kim Jong-il|Kim Jong Il]], [[wikipedia:Hugo Chavez|Hugo Chavez]], or [[Wikipedia:Vladimir Putin|Vladimir Putin]] with your mailbags?'''
::A: [[CWCville|I am NOT a Dictator.]] Why are you giving me an even WORSE Mislabeling than the [[Homos]]exual Mislabelings? Why do YOU have to be so bored that you have to make up NEW mislabelings to try and deface me over and over again?

*'''Q: Why did you choose to show the first [[Niggos|black]] character in the series in a negative and racist light?'''
::A: [[Inos|That one]] is NOT a recurring character; the one who WILL be recurring characters are and will be like [[Jerkop|Police Officers]] like [[Louis Perez]].

*'''Q: Why did [[Ultra Sonichu]] cure [[Aspergers]], but did nothing for the physically challenged Rosechus in [[CWCville]]?'''
::A: Mental Problems can be cured Easier than Physical.

*'''Q: Why do you constantly [[Mailbag|edit the letters]] you receive? Don't you think it is insulting and rude?'''
::A: I am working on that, and Editing Less.

*'''Q: Do you like zombies? What weapon would you use to defend yourself in the zombie apocalypse? Where would you hold out?'''
::A: No, I do not like zombies. I would use a [[Megatron pistol|Gun]]. [[14 Branchland Court|Where I can]].

*'''Q: If you claim to respect your fans, why is it okay for you to "promise" to do a [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] page everyday, and then not keep up on that promise?'''
::A: I am [[Chris and art|drawing the pages For Real]]; Hand-to-God. I have other life problems that delay me from getting them scanned and online sooner; Shoveling Snow, [[Chores]], [[Biological clock|Earlier Bedtime]] and Routine Resituating.

*'''Q: Why don't you just draw [[Wild]] a new girlfriend, so you can remove [[Simonla]] like [[Evan]] asked you to? Most people have more than one relationship in their lives, so it should not be that much of a problem. Or a you so uncreative that you can not think of a new character?'''
::A: I have stated before that when ONE finds [[Boyfriend-free girl|their Match]], they KEEP Each Other; I am NOT going to separate the Couple.

==22 February 2010==
*'''Q: How come your comics [[art]] hasn't improved since [[2005]], do you think you've reached your limit when it's come to the art of [[Sonichu (comic)|the Sonichu comic]]?'''
::A: On the contrary, my [[Chris and art|drawing skills]] have improved greatly over the years, yet it may be subtle and not obvious.

*'''Q: Why do you have a bedtime when you are around 30 years old?'''
::A: Everybody needs to [[Biological clock|sleep a while]] to recover energy from the past day.

*'''Q: What do you think of legally blind people?'''
::A: They're okay; they are keen to their other senses, and that is admirable. I have neutral to positive opinions of the legally blind.

*'''Q: Hey, Chris, what were your favorite after-school activities when you were a kid?'''
::A: [[Video games]] and Homework.

*'''Q: Were you ever involved in sports besides being the [[Bionic|basketball]] towelboy, or did you take music lessons or art classes outside of school?'''
::A: I took a lot of Physical Education classes; I did not take classes outside of school before [[PVCC|college]].

*'''Q: If you can't get [[Son-Chu|your car]] out because of the snow, shouldn't now be the perfect time to work on updating [[Sonichu (comic)|your comic]]?'''
::A: I have been working on the comic the whole time, as you will see very soon.

*'''Q: What's your favorite food? Does your mom ever cook at home? If she asked you to fix dinner, what would you do?'''
::A: Macaroni and Cheese; Yes; a small meal or soup.

*'''Q: Are there any [[video games]] out right now that you really want to play, but haven't gotten a chance to yet?'''
::A: [[Fanmail Reading|The Orange Box]], [[God of War]] III and Heavy Rain.
::''Note: neither God of War III nor [[Wikipedia:Heavy Rain|Heavy Rain]] had been released when Chris answered this question.''

*'''Q: If you could change anything about yourself physically, what would you change and why?'''
::A: Weigh myself down to [[WeighIn|180 pounds]].

*'''Q: How often do you shower?'''
::A: [[Chris and health#Chris and hygiene|Nightly]].

*'''Q: How often do you visit with friends and family outside of the house?'''
::A: Sometimes.

*'''Q: Do you enjoy [[20 December 2009|playing]] with your [[cats]]?'''
::A: Yes.

*'''Q: Do you actually play with all the [[toys]] in your room? If not, why not donate some to children who actually will play with them?'''
::A: I do sometimes play with all my toys.

*'''Q: Do you envy Sonichu for having [[Rosechu|a wife]] and [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|kids]]?'''
::A: No.

*'''Q: Which of the Rosechus is the sexiest in your opinion?'''
::A: The Original [[Rosechu]].

*'''Q: If [[Chores|shoveling snow]] is that hard for you, why don't you just pay some kid [[Chris and money|$10]] to shovel your driveway?'''
::A: Hard work is good for me.

*'''Q: From between Issues [[Sonichu 0|#0]] and [[Sonichu 8|#8]] Which [[Electric Hedgehog pokemon]] do you like least and why?'''
::A: [[Silvana Rosechu]], because of the [[Troll]] Influences, I felt forced to let [[Graduon]] magically make her a hermaphrodite for the sake of "TRANSFORM".

*'''Q: Have any of [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|the Sonichus and Rosechus]] ever considered "[[Wikipedia:Swinging|swinging]]," aka swapping [[sex]] partners for the night?'''
::A: No.

*'''Q: What are the ten worst things that have happened to you in your life?'''
::A: 1) [[Troll]]s Pestering Me Constantly. 2) [[Julie|Learning that Ohio woman was actually a 13-year old boy]]. 3) Having[[PSN|my accounts]] hacked into. 4) [[Clyde Cash]] breaking into my ORIGINAL, which hosted The Original "[[CWC's Sonichu Site!|CWC's Sonichu Site]]", Tripod Account and screwing it up Royally. 5) Being banned from [[The GAMe PLACe|The (Game & Hobby) Place]] by that S.O.B., '''[[Michael Snyder]]'''; we never saw eye-to-eye, and for [[Chris and anger|some UNCOMPREHENDIBLE Reason]], aside from that time with my [[Nintendo|Wii]], He Hated Me, Period. 6) Learning of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] Website late October, [[2007]], followed by learning [[Lucas|TWO OF]] [[Mimms|THE TROLLS]] were old Pokémon TCG comrades in that same League I used to go to HAD PART in the creation of that D*** E.D. Page. 7) The loss of two True and Good Women who I had friendships with, Sarah Cassandra McKenzie ([[PandaHalo]]), and [[Sarah Jackson]]. 8) Being banned from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] for a year. 9) Having to leave behind all of my [[Gal-pal|Girl Friends]] from [[High School]] after Graduation. 10) [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Being pinned down on the floor by a teacher, two teacher aides, the Guidance Counsoler and the Principal on the floor and having my screams and cries recorded onto audiocassete back in 4th Grade]]. 11) The [[Autism]].

*'''Q: Chris, what are the good deeds you have done that earn you the right to go to heaven?'''
::A: I have done a lot of good in my life, yet I did some bad, [[Chris and remorse|most of which was accidental, unintentional or beyond my knowledge]]. To name a few good things: holding the door for many people in various places, [[Chris and Death#Mike Jackson (1969-2010)|honoring my promises]], [[Chris and anger|being friendly and kind in person]], [[Chris and money|donating to various causes and a lot of other good things]].

*'''Q: Why does [[homos]]exuality immediately condemn the person to hell regardless of how good they are?'''
::A: I can not say; ask a Priest or Pastor.

*'''Q: At what age did you officially become mayor of [[CWCville]]?'''
::A: [[Sonichu chronology#2000|18]]

*'''Q: At what age will [[Daughter|your future daughter]] inherit the title of mayor of [[CWCville]]?'''
::A: 13 - 18

*'''Q: You know that crystal isn't a kind of metal, right?'''
::A: I know that; cyrstal is a kind of [[wikipedia:Mineral|Mineral]].

*'''Q: Who came up with the "Chris Chan" nickname?'''
::A: I did; it's the first halves of my first and last names, Chris tian Chan dler, and it has a "[[Punchy|Jackie Chan]]" feel to it.

*'''Q: What inspired you to create Sonichu?'''
::A: The [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|CD Cover Project]] for [[CADD|Computer Graphics]] during my [[Chris and english|Seinor]] Year at [[Manchester High]]; [[Sonic]] and [[Pikachu]].

*'''Q: Even though you've created him for over a decade, did [[Sonichu]] ever helped you accomplished anything?'''
::A: Yes; see myself as a better person.

*'''Q: Why did the [[Wailord]] dropped a boulder on [[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubble]]'s adoptive mother [[Swampert]]?'''
::A: the boulder was attached to that Wailord's underbelly, like [[Wikipedia:Barnacle|Barnicles]], and in its leap over Mama Swampert, the boulder detached itself.

*'''Q: Since you hate [[Homos|gay people]] so much, why do you use [[Rainbow]]s in your comics?'''
::A: I do not understand why the f*** the gays decided to use Rainbows as their symbol; that's like asking [[CWCville|Hitler]] why he used [[Mailbag 5|the Swastika]] (which originally was a Lucky Symbol) for [[CWCville|his whole mess]].

*'''Q: What purpose have the [[Chaotic Combo]] served through out the whole comic?'''
::A: It's like asking why [[Sailor Moon]] needed the Sailor Soldiers of the other 8 planets; BACKUP, ADVICE and COMRADESHIP.

*'''Q: Why do you add yourself as a character?'''
::A: If it was good enough for Shinichi Watanabe in [[Excel Saga]] and [[Puni Puni Poemy]], [[Chris and his Ego|it was good enough for me]]. But upon retrospect, I saw why it was a mistake.

==Unanswered==
===From [[Mailbag 58]]===
*'''Q: What do you think of people who read both Sonichu and Asperchu? Do you think they are loyal fans?

*'''Q: Have you considered letting more comic series onto the the [[CWCipedia]]?

*'''Q: Would you date someone who loved the [[Xbox]] as much as you love [[PS3]] and hates PS3 as much as you do the Xbox?

*'''Q: If only [[slow in the minds]] could be turned into [[jerkops]], why didn't you get turned into one?

*'''Q: Why do you refuse to buy [[Bob|your father]] nice gifts and just settle for cheap candy or even nothing?

*'''Q: You say you're against the death penalty, so why is it that in your most recent comic pages you decided to kill off the Asperpedia crew?

*'''Q: Do you wish you could punish the [[Asperpedia|Asperpals]] in real life the same way you did in [[Sonichu 10|your most recent comic book]]?

*'''Q: Why are things a fact when said by you, but an opinion when said by others?

*'''Q: What has been your greatest victory over the [[trolls]]?

*'''Q: What has been your biggest defeat at the hands of trolls?

===From [[Mailbag 59]]===
*'''Q:Why do you put Sonichu on your [[resume]] if you don't want it to be a job?

{{Mailbag}}

User:Nelithy

2011-09-25T20:02:53Z

Nelithy:

A darn, slanderous [[homo]] who's been lurking on the cwcki for too long before establishing a profile.
{{Incomplete}}

Dark Mirror Hole

2011-09-21T11:29:05Z

Nelithy: /* Out of ideas? Steal from Anime! */

The '''Dark Mirror Hole''' was the secret weapon of [[Count Graduon]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in their invasion of [[CWCville]], seen in [[Sonichu 5]] and [[Sonichu 6|6]]. Although they intended to trap [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] in its otherworldly reflection, his twin sister [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] wound up trapped in his place. Since this dark day, the primary mission of [[Sonichu]] and the [[Chaotic Combo]] has been to free Crystal from the Mirror. You know, when they're not lounging around on the beach or screwing each other's brains out.

==Out of ideas? [[Parody|Steal from]] Anime!==
[[Image:Sm-mirror.jpg|thumb|left|As seen in Sailor Moon]]

Both the Dark Mirror's name and style are swiped from ''[[Sailor Moon]]''. The name is a complete ripoff of the Black Dream Hole that appears in the [[Wikipedia:Sailor Moon Supers: The Movie|Sailor Moon Super S movie]] whereas the mirror itself and its behavior are associated with one of the [[Wikipedia:Dead Moon Circus#Queen Nehellenia|villains of the television series]], who used mirrors to capture the protagonists. There is doubt as to whether or not Chris has actually watched any of these, or if it's second/third-hand information from [[Megan]].

Christian's rendition looks like a purple photo frame with what could be construed as ''Mickey Mouse'' styled ears.
{{Clear}}

==History==
[[Image:CrystalMirror.jpg|thumb|right|"Well, I got one anyway!" Mary Lee Walsh cackled upon capture of the Ernie shirt crusader]]

By concealing the Dark Mirror in a street on the battleground, the villains lured [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] to that exact spot, whereupon Graduon activated the Dark Mirror Hole spell to cause Chris to sink into the mirror. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, Chris walked right into the trap.

As Chris-Chan Sonichu sank into the mirror, his transformation was canceled, reverting him to his human form of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. However, before he was completely engulfed in the mirror, [[Sailor Megtune]] and [[Crystalina Rosechu]] managed to grab hold of his hands. Apparently, Graduon hadn't counted on anyone actually caring enough about Chris to try to save him, which is an understandable error.

Realizing that Chris would suffer more if his sister and gal-pal were trapped in the mirror instead, Graduon made the magic pane of the mirror flip over. While Megtune was too focused on Chris to notice, Crystalina sensed the mirror flipping at the last second, and used her tail to fling Megtune out of danger, so that only she would become trapped in the Dark Mirror.

Like Chris, Crystalina reverted to her human form inside the Dark Mirror. Seizing on the opportunity, Mary Lee Walsh demanded that the heroes of CWCville surrender unconditionally in exchange for Crystal's safe release. Before Chris could make a decision, [[Patti-Chan]] and [[Darkbind Sonichu]] arrived to break the standoff. Using her magic shamrock vibrator, Patti rescued the Dark Mirror from Walsh's grasp, and Darkbind and Sailor Megtune forced her and Graduon to withdraw.

Following the battle, Chris and his hedgehog allies worked diligently to free Crystal from the Dark Mirror, but the only thing that had any effect was a Sonichu Ball. [[Magi-Chan]] quickly concluded that only the combined power of all seven [[Sonichu Balls]] could extricate Crystal from the Dark Mirror. Those, or the Chaos Emeralds. Whichever one's easier.

Since then, the main plot of the comics has been the hunt for the Sonichu Balls. As of [[Sonichu 8]], five have been collected, with two more in Chris's possession as he floats aimlessly through the time-stream. Chris was slated to return to CWCville in [[Sonichu 9]], after which Crystal's freedom would be a simple matter.

In fact, it was far simpler a matter than that - in [[Sonichu 10]], Chris, under the form of [[Collosal Chan]] simply ''walks'' into the mirror, picks up Crystal, and walks out.

==Inside the Dark Mirror==

Because of Chris's "[[Autism|less is more approach]]" to art, the dimension within the Dark Mirror Hole is only depicted as a blank purple void (Similar to the [[Sonichu 7|Time Void]] used in following issues). It is left to the reader to assume that the dimension is filled with vile, Lovecraftian demons who gang-rape Crystal day and night and force her to subsist on a diet of her own excrement.

{{CWCverse}}
[[Category: Plot Devices]][[Category: Special Attacks]]

Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010

2011-09-21T09:21:46Z

Nelithy:

This page lists emails exchanged between Chris and [[Vivian Gee]] during [[2010]].

They mostly consist of Vivian trying to sort out Chris's finances, force him to release ''Sonichu'' comics on schedule, and generally act like a proper human being. Unsurprisingly, he doesn't, and Vivian gives up.
==Emails==
===2 January ===

{{EmailReply|WHY are you going on with that stupid FAKE [[HEX-BOX]] GAME? Or, if you do wish to continue on, I wish for a COPY of that disc for myself, Please, so I can take it to a [[GameStop]] and check it out for myself on their
Console Station.

Also, in response to your recent letters I have received:

-I have no plans on selling my consoles, but I do have big plans on [[Chris_and_money|Saving]]. Plus, mostly when I eat out, it's with my mom and dad, and they foot those bills then. Just to let you know. 
-And I had no idea about that with the [[Coca Cola]] company. And with that, I am addressing the issue that has the [[Cwcipedia]] down for the time by accepting the responsibility of the discussions with the Coca Cola Company, apologizing and all that. I have informed the SysOp of that, and I have uploaded my statement onto my [[YouTube]]. I am still awaiting the e-mail(s) about that.

Love and Peace, 
Christian C.}}

{{Email|You must have SOMETHING you don't use to sell. There's so much shit you have. Like old games, old consoles, old [[toys]], old ANYTHING. Pay off your debt faster so interest doesn't rape you up the ass.

And I didn't make the game. Someone else did and I have no idea where they went. They told me to post the videos. So yeah, I dunno anything about the game at this point.}}

{{EmailReply|I agree with you. Anyway, can you still make a copy of that game disc for me, or can you at least tell me the name(s) of the person/people who put it together? I am intrigued with their "Beta" Disc and its contents.

Also, I still wait for a response from Coca Cola or the SysOp. I GET IT; I SCREWED UP, but I had good reasons behind it; I was SICK and TIRED of the MISLABELINGS, [[Jack]]'s Ads, AND even the Letters of the [[gay]] men TALKING TO ME VERY STUPIDLY. >:(

<nowiki>*[[sigh]]*</nowiki>

I still accept full responsibility of my actions.

Stay Safe, 
Christian C.}}

{{Email|
I broke off with them months ago. I don't even know their real names.

You know how many mixed signals you give off about your sexuality?

Let me list 10:
1. [[Sex toys|Dildos]]/[[vibrator]], yes we know you got them as gifts, but WHY WOULD YOU GET THEM AS GIFTS IF YOU WEREN'T ORDERING GAY PRODUCTS. Think about it. Order straight products: get straight gifts. Order gay products: get gay gifts. Think about it. 
2. [[My Little Ponies]]. For girls. 
3. Drinking [[semen]]. Pretty gay. 
4. Having random images of [[penis]]es get into your head.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3]]</ref> Pretty gay. 
5. Watching [[Sailor Moon]]. For girls. 
6. [[Axe]]. It doesn't work. That stuff fuckin' sucks. It's for men who want to pretend to be men. 
7. [[Britney Spears]]. For girls and gay men. 
8. You sang [[I Love the Nightlife]], a gay/lesbian pride song. 
9. Sex and the City<ref>[[PS3 History Level]]</ref>. For girls and gay men. 
10. No male friends, just [[gal-pals]] who you never went any further 0th base.

there, 10 things I could think of. It's no fucking wonder other people get confused.

Anyway, when the Cwcipedia gets back up (hopefully), you better have like 10 pages done. And since I guess you don't have to do any mailbags during the interim, just do something. [[Mailbag 21#Chris has something in common with Billy Joel|You said you could play the harmonica]]. Then do it.

also, you didn't comment about the selling of your old stuff. you should.}}

{{EmailReply|I see. Well, let me address your signals accordingly,

1. The website is www.adameve.com; they give you a Free Random Gift with a purchase of $17 or more; RANDOM. I have ordered ONLY Woman Love Dolls and DVDs from there. It doesn't really matter with them; when the Free Gift is of Their Choice, NOT MINE, it is a surprise. 
2. I have tucked all but a select few and my Custom Creations in a box in another room a few months ago. I have grown out of that as well; mainly Decorative items anyway. 
3. I was [[Fanta|RECYCLING]], until I had learned otherwise from my gal-pals, so I had stopped over a year ago. 
4. I mostly have and Enjoy Images of [[Vagina]]s, Breasts and Women in my head. The images of the contrary ONLY started when I was being Mislabeled; it relatively forced the images onto me along with the stress. I REALLY TRULY DETEST THOSE STRESSED-INDUCED NIGHTMARE IMAGES. 
5. Granted, but I have watched a LOT of [[anime|Dude Shows]] as well in my lifetime., such as [[Transformers]], [[Dragonball|Dragonball, DBZ and DBGT]], [[Wikipedia:Cowboy Bebop|Cowboy Bebob]] [''sic''], [[Wikipedia:Outlaw Star|Outlaw Star]] and many others. And I am looking up more shows of the sort from the current decade, such as [[Wikipedia:Jackass (TV series)|Jackass]] and Sports Shows and Movies. 
6. That is your opinion, yet I partially agree with you on it not attracting women so well. 
7. I enjoy HER BODY and HER VOICE; She is among my Top 3 Women Celebrities who I Would Love To Fuck; 1) [[Britney Spears]] 2) [[wikipedia: Pamela Anderson|Pamela Anderson]] 3) [[Wikipedia:Amy Jo Johnson|Amy Jo Johnson]] (the original Pink Ranger from the Mighty Morphin' [[Power Rangers]], and she starred in the movie [[Wikipedia:Susie Q (film)|Suzy Q]] [''sic'']). 
8. When I sang that, I was singing it for me Enjoying the Nightlife with WOMEN. Again, that is your opinion of the song, and if it is true, I Never Knew That. I thought the Gay's Anthem was [[Wikipedia:A-Teens|A*Teens]]' "[[Wikipedia:Dancing Queen (song)|Dancing Queen]]". 
9. I DID NOT WATCH THE WHOLE SERIES, and I watched MAINLY to [[Women's rights|CHECK OUT the Hot Bods of the Women on the show.]] 
10. Correction, I have had a few Male Friends in my lifetime. 1) I had FIVE to TEN from Kindergarten to 4th Grade. 2) Check Out the Slideshow of my Classmates from [[Providence Middle]] and [[Manchester High]]; THOSE Dudes and I were Bros. And to name just a few of them, [[Joseph Herring]], Todd Holt, Damien Coy and Matthew Booty. 3) A few I am currently friends with within my church 4) Ex-Friend/Traitor, [[Joshua Martinez]].

And the pages will be done as well. [[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N|I'll play the Harmonica soon
enough]].

Love and Peace, 
Christian C.}}

=== Go to sonichu.com — 9 January===

{{EmailReply|UGH!!! [[Peanuts|Good Grief]].

Well, to answer your first e-mail, the current status of my bank account continues to be untouched, with the past week's auto transfer of $10 to Savings, i currently has 68 in checking and 30 in savings.

And to answer the second thing, It bothers me as well, and it's been on for a short while now. To best answer your question, I refer you to the Cwcipedia's [[Mailbag]] and search for all letters from a mister [[Alec Benson Leary]].

I am currently contemplating a counter-attack, because of the current wrong ad placements on the Cwcipedia.

Also, another current topic, of which I Confide into you with full trust. I am thinking of setting aside $100 for a lady of Escort Service, or an S.T.D.-free Prostitute in other words, to have sexual intercourse with on my upcoming Birthday, February 24. I await your swift reply with your thoughts on the topic.

Still thinking of the Counter-Attack against Alec. 
Stay Safe with Love and Peace, 
Christian C.}}

{{Email|In my opinion, it would be better to put that 100 dollars to an actual girlfriend or to [[Sonichu]] (build it up to get tons of girlfriends) so you can get free sex.

In my opinion, if the claims are true and you are losing fans, you're goigg to have to step it up a lot. You're either going to have to diffuse him and find the source of his fans. Look at his wiki and find out more about him.}}

{{EmailReply|That is a good idea; I will see what dirt I can find on his...ugh...[[Asperpedia]], and maybe expose something on that. I would spend it on a Real Girlfriend, but Obviously I have had no easy luck there in finding one. And the past few weeks, I have had a bunch of snow; it has melted considerably, yet there is still a yardful and a few vehichle-size patches. And my car's battery is old, so my family and I plan on jumping it and getting a new one this week.

On another note, though, if I recall, did you mention there were a few women in your area who like me?

TTYL, 
Stay Safe, 
Christian C.}}

===13 January===

{{Email|Apparently, on the Asperpedia, there's this guy called [[Mao Ling]] apparently. he's their manager.

He's managing the shit out of them. He's got a fucking Wiki running in 6 days. He's a god compared to me.

And he has full control over the artists...you hardly respond to me...}}

{{EmailReply|I apologize for not getting back to you lately, but this is killing me too. I do respond to you. As a matter of fact, I finally have my car running again, and I still remember and am planning on making more on-the-town videos with interviews, flyers and such.

As for the Asperpedia, I understand it is editable by anyone, and I have an account created on there, but I am unsure on how to sabotage it; I mean like on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], if I make an edit, IT CAN BE UNDONE EASILY, and I CAN BE BANNED WITH...UGH..."butthurt".

I have made announcements on my YouTube about my having NO alliance with Alec, that HE is ripping off of me and all that. I am doing the best I can on this; what else do you suggest I do against that Damned Asperpedia? ALEC has even put up the Offensive Porn Ads on MY Cwcipedia; EVEN I still lack the knowledge of the code to even put such Ads on HIS Sidebar, and I DO NOT WANT TO STOOP DOWN TO THEIR LEVEL with porn ads like that.

IF you can upload a VIRUS to delete everything on HIS Asperpedia WITHOUT them being able to UNDO it and the VIRUS Eats EVERYTHING on that website and DELETES THE WHOLE THING within hours, I would appreciate that, or if you can lead me to being able to do that, I would appreciate that as well.

<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>

I'll e-mail you again tomorrow. 
Stay Safe, 
Christian C.}}

=== 15 January ===

{{Email|YOU NEED TO WORK HARDER

if you don't believe me on the numbers check each page: 
http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Special:Statistics 
http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Special:Statistics

so...what are you going to do?

interpretation of data: 
as of jan 14 
asperpedia has 300k~ views within 2 weeks 
cwcipedia has 1.3m~ views within 6 months

asperpedia will overtake you at this rate.}}

{{EmailReply|I will be making the Interview Videos, and I will be designing, printing and distributing the flyers as Planned. I would say don't worry, but I'm too worried to even feel right saying that right now. I am more pissed off at those four than frightened. I would beat the crap out of each of them if I had the chance to.

<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>

I dare say this whole mess started with MY disagreement of there being ANY Link between [[Autism]] and [[Aspergers]]; I STILL disagree with the "Scientists", regardless of how long they may have studied those psychological topics. [[Reality|EVEN if I am living a lie, I'd rather live this lie than believe that truth ever]]. [[Autism|I AM RESISTANT TO THE CHANGE!]]

TTYL,
Christian C.}}

===Calling out — 15 January===

{{EmailReply|
Also, I have the hand-drawn portions to put into the flyer, and I have written a rough-draft on the text for the flyer, I will type it up for you to read and offer your full input on:

"The [[ego|brilliant]] and [[Chris and art|hand-drawn artistic]] comic book series of Christian Weston Chandler, "Sonichu" is a series of evens around the Electric-Hedgehog, his friends and even his own creator in and around the city of [[Cwcville]], VA. This [[Honest Content|TV-Y7]] series is full of [[random-access humor|comedy]], [[death threats|action]], [[Saga|drama]] and [[sex|romance]] that [[True and Loyal Fanbase|millions of online readers]] have enjoyed within the Ten Years since Sonichu was first drawn in 2000.

The expandling library of comic book pages and more from Christian can be found Only on The Official Sonichu and Rosechu Site, also known as the Cwcipedia, at http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Front_Page.

Mr. Chandler is currently looking to expand Sonichu and his world inot the Franchise Market with [[toys]], [[video games]], mass-printed books and more. Donations, Business Connections and information are greatly appreciated. Please contact him at the address below.

All current advertisements on the Cwcipedia are not endorsed or related at all to Sonichu or Chrisitan W. Chandler, so pay NO attention to any of those at this time."

Thank you. 
Stay Safe, 
Christian C.}}

{{EmailReply|I have just looked up the "Donations" page on the Cwcipedia; they say they have reached their goal and left no information that was there before. They listed YOUR name as one of the doners; don't YOU still have Advertisement control as well? If so, then I would appreciate you taking down the [[Asperchu]] ads; I would just be sincerely DELIGHTED and most appreciative not only NOT seeing the Asperpedia Ads, but to see YOUR Audiobook Ads again. In a complimentary way, I would love having your Audiobook CDs shoved in my face instead of that Asperpedia.}}

=== some quick financial questions — 16 January ===

{{Email|how many credit cards do you have and how much debt is currently on each?

how much is in your checking and savings accounts?

just wondering how much capital you have}}

{{EmailReply|I'll send you the drawings for the flyer later, but I still would like your input on the text I wrote ASAP, please.

Currently, there is $40 in each of my Checking and Saving accounts. My father is taking care of my debts; I only have one credit card on me, and last time my father let me know, I have about $3500 or less to go. Plus I get some pocket [[money]] from my family for the small things, about $6 a day.

TTYL, 
Christian C.}}

{{Email|You might want to condense it down a bit. Correct the typos. It's a flier after all, people aren't going to want to read a 5 paragraph thing.

You need like a picture then strong title, subtitle and then a paragraph or two of info.}}

{{EmailReply|I see, can you be more specific on which I should remove or add? And I specifically said that I have less than $3500 in credit card debt.}}

{{Email|if you want me to write/edit the entire damn thing well here:

PICTURE GOES HERE

Sonichu: The Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon 
ZAP TO THE EXTREME

The brilliant and hand-drawn artistic comic book series of Christian Weston Chandler, "Sonichu" is a series of events in and around the city of Cwcville, VA. This TV-Y7 series is full of comedy, action, drama and romance that millions of online readers have enjoyed within the Ten Years since Sonichu was first drawn in [[2000]].

Visit us at: 
http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Front_Page.

Mr. Chandler is currently looking to expand Sonichu and his world with toys, video games, mass-printed books and more. Donations, Business Connections and information are greatly appreciated. Please contact him at the address below.

[ADDRESS]}}

{{EmailReply|I apologize for touching a nerve, but thank you for your input; it means a lot to me.

Stay safe, 
Christian C.}}

=== You need to clear up your debts now. — 18 January ===

{{EmailReply|Well, currently and recently I have not been spending much, and my father is keeping track of the debt and paying it from what I give him each month. Plus, I was lack in updating, because I had to do the research on the content of the Asperchu pages for what I currently have on 10 pages. I have 12 pages to color today, and I will have them uploaded later today or tonight.

I'll TTYL, 
Christian C.}}

=== Are you doing anything? — 21 January ===

{{EmailReply|I am doing a lot; I am drawing the pages, I am getting the videos, and I am informing my local public. Also, tonight, I have my first Young Adult Social Club Meeting to attend, so I will be getting good exposure there as well.

I'm just surprised to see [[Alec]] and his crew continuing to shoot themselves in the feet with Blood and Gore now; their fame will shortly be going down the toilet, just like the later season "[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]" and "[[Adult Swim|12 oz Mouse]]" episodes.

I will also be making a new announcement video to upload to YouTube in a short while.

Thank you for your support, [[Vivian]]. And I apologize for not reading your book before, and telling you the truth of how my pastor and pastoral counselor felt about it. I was soo busy dealing with my own real life problems and the Sonichu Drawings and whatnot to find time, but I will make time to read your book very soon.

I'll TTYL, 
Stay Safe and have a good day, 
Christian C.}}

=== i noticed you made a donation to haiti — 27 January===

{{EmailReply|I donated $20 to Haiti a few days ago; so that left me with over 20 in my checking. It's all good; I'll be getting the next one next Wednesday, and then we have this week's transfer putting my savings at 60. It's all cool.

Also, it actually was 3 or 4 days between Page Uploads. I had a lot to deal with in real life during those days, such as attending my first Young Adult Social Group Meeting last Friday, where I also met and hit it off well with [[The Wallflower|a nice and pretty 23-year old woman]]. So give me a break. At least I am in the groove of things, Plus I have been falling asleep earlier lately, and that leaves me with rescheduling the update times.

I'll TTYL, Stay Safe, 
Christian C.}}

=== how are you doing finance wise — 31 January ===

{{Email|i hope you haven't been putting much into video games...

i mean, more than one new game per month is way too much for your budget right now}}

{{EmailReply|I am doing well financially; after the transfer last week, I have 70 in savings now. I have been spending less on video games for your information. Have you been continuing to check the Cwcipedia lately? I've put up a bunch of posts from fans on a [[Sonichu Forum]] Site I've learned about, Sonichu Forums. The plan on re-situating the routine to match my [[Biological clock|bedtime change]] is simply draw 2 pages during the afternoon/evening of that day, then upload them the following morning. I have four pages I'm working on to upload tomorrow morning; I will be coloring them after I get offline.

I'll TTYL, 
Stay Safe, 
Christian C.}}

=== 6 February ===

{{Email|do you have any money?

i think it's time to try to go for broke

You know the [[nintendo]] store in new york? i think promoting sonichu there would be a major boost for fans and would get back some that you have lost from not updating

i honestly think this would be a good idea

let me see what your finances for february and see what we can do}}

{{EmailReply|Hey, Vivian. I'm currently having PC trouble; the fresh snow here caused a 40-minute power failure; knocked it quite a bit. I am currently unable to get it beyond its "HP Pavillion" intro screen. I can't even start up the system recovery. I'm typing this on my [[PS3]].

Also, the bank update; [[Monthly Tugboat|the 800 came in on schedule]]; 630 went to my father and my credit card, I spent about 40 to 50 on a date with [[The Wallflower|a lovely and sweet 23 year old woman]] that could not have been better. It was perfect. I'm going to take her out again in a couple of weeks, after the new 20 inches of snow melts.

I can't afford a New York trip now. I'll plan it out, and maybe make the trip in a month or two.

Stay safe. 
Christian C.}}

===9 February ===

{{EmailReply|I am getting those pages drawn and colored as quickly as possible. I had to deal with a LOT of snow shoveling; my right shoulder is bothering me right now. Also, I will have the financial updates for you after this is done.

TTYL, 
Christian C.}}

{{Email|define a lot

and when will it be done}}

{{EmailReply|Front yard; over 20 inches deep; [[Honor Roll|do the math]]. this week.}}

{{Email|still, everyone has to shovel snow

2 hours tops

you have THE REST OF THE DAY}}

=== Hey, Vivian — 11 February ===

{{EmailReply|Well, here's the situation on the bank currently; I still have 70 dollars in my Savings, yet no new transfers into it will occur for this whole month, because of *plans* listed below with the items that came out of the 800 for this month.

-$630 for my [[father]], items included in this will be listed below. 
-[[Room]] + Board 250 
-Gas for [[Car]] 80 
-[[Television|DVR]] and [[Internet]] 70 
-[[6 June 2010|Auto Insurance]] 40 
-[[Prank calls|Cell Phone]] 40 
-Payment on [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads|Credit]] [[List of Chris's PSN video downloads|Card]] [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|Debts]] he picked up as previously mentioned 150 
-*$100 Pocketed for the plans on the [[Sex doll|hooker/prostitute]] to give me my first intercourse on my [[birthday]], as previously mentioned.* (This may or may not happen, depending on how the woman I am [[Wallflower E-mails|dating, talking and
hanging out with]] feels about possible intercourse before or on my birthday. If I can swing it, it would make me feel a lot better.) 
-About $40 on the date I had with her Wednesday the 3rd; It could not have gone better. We both had a good time, and [[List of Chris's lies|I held her hand for over a minute]]. :) 
-The remaining $30, plus $20 from the end of last month, will remain in the checking safe and sound and untouched. 
-And there is also the pocket money I get daily from my family; it is being used on [[McDonald's|food]], and some of it is being saved.

Also, an update on the pages and the Cwcipedia; I am currently on Page 95 of the book (about 15 pages are still uncolored). I will be sending the promised [[Simonla]] Kill-Off and apologetic pages to [[Evan]]'s E-mail before Saturday for his reference.

You can help at the moment by spreading the word about the resurrection and the special Message on the day I called, "[[Christian Love Day]]". ;)

I gtg, but I'll check in again another day.

Love and Peace and Stay Safe, 
Christian C. 
-The Weekly Transference into the Savings will resume on or after the 3rd of March.}}

===12 February ===

{{Email|God damn it Chris.

i thought you were gonna have the cwcipedia back up by like wednesday, seriously JUST HURRY UP GOD DAMN

you realize how hard it is to make money when you have ZERO FANS}}

{{EmailReply|I have realized that; I have just advised the SysOp to go ahead with the Resurrection of the Cwcipedia. Daily update will resume shortly.

Stay Safe, 
Christian C.}}

{{Email|it's been like 2 weeks without a single word for you (publicly) about the COMIC.

you really need to do something soon. seriously, asperpedia apparently hit 1 million views, how many do you have? last i checked it was around 1.7 million

they're catching up.}}

{{EmailReply|I am working on it very hard; Evan will have the pages later today.}}

=== so, are you doing anything? — 17 February ===

{{EmailReply|Yes, I have been doing a lot. Yesterday, I answered [[Mailbag 55|another mailbag]]; I
have over 30 drawn new pages, most of which re yet to be colored in, but I am working diligently on that. I will be uploading page 75 tonight. Also, yesterday, I started the Character Bio Page with a gathered starting collection of images and links. I have drawn new Rosechu's Past memories with [[Kel]] for Rosechu's page wich I will type up tonight. I will upload all the rest of the pages, after one page a day, in a bunch on my birthday.

Stay Safe, 
Christian C.}}

=== well it's your birthday — 24 February ===

{{EmailReply|Yes, it is, but I won't officially be 28 until 5:30 AM, Eastern Standard Time. The pages will be upload this coming afternoon.}}

===4 March===

{{Email|Honestly, it seems like you don't care, and that's fine. But you have to channel your energy into SOMETHING to get somewhere. I suggest you just make something completely original. You should make something more mature. Then you will probably get the inspiration to work on Sonichu again. Make a special comic book about something completely new to show that you have a lot of talents in art and storytelling and are capable of change.}}

{{EmailReply|Hey, Vivian. Firstly, I have been working on Sonichu, but I have been forced into trauma recently, because my father had to go to the hospital recently for congested heart failure. He came back home yesterday and is recovering well. Secondly, there is a project I've been working on the side as well,and I may draw comicpages for a preview on that; we'll see. And third, my financial update: my tugboat came in on time; I still have 70 in Savings. The weekly transfers has resumed. I gave my father his check for 630; 50 for a [[PSN]] card; 10 will be taken later this month for [[Netflix]], and I'm thinkin' of getting a [[Hair|haircut]] and [[Fashion|restyle]] to look like one of the guys from [[The Wallflower|Celtic Thunder]]. The remainder will be saved for the transfers, and for any [[Video games|rainy day events]].

That is all for now, and I will check in again later.

Stay Safe, 
Christian C.}}

{{Email|why celtic thunder lol don't they have 5 different haircuts or something? might as well [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|wear a skirt]] or something...

tell your father to get well soon.

you should just post some stuff about your side-project on the cwcipedia. you can't leave fans hangin'. i know the trauma from your father may stress you out, but if he's doing okay, things will be alright.}}

{{EmailReply|To answer your question, my lady friend likes one of the dudes of Celtic Thunder. And I am thinking about the update for tonight on the Cwcipedia.}}

===8 March===

{{Email|you can take a small plot

expand it out to 7 pages

ta-da comic

put together 4 of them (4 weeks = 1 month)

for a monthly sonichu comic

see that's a great idea that you should totally do

you know, chris, television shows have a schedule

[[Family Guy|seth mcfarlane]] has THREE shows to do weekly (barring any important coverage like winter olympics etc)

[[manga]] artists in japan do their mangas monthly

[[Wikipedia:Akira Toriyama|akira toriyama]] did 11~ chapter books every 2 months which had about 10 pages per chapter

that's around 100 pages per 2 months

you can easily do a page a day, you USED TO DO IT TOO}}

{{EmailReply|That is a good idea, Vivian. I still continue to work hard on the pages, and have been. The only excuse I have recently was takin' out and makin' progress, relationship-wise, with my sweet little lady friend. Speaking of which, I've uploaded a [[LittleBiGPlanet#The_Guardian_of_the_Owl_Kingdom|NEW LittleBiGPlanet Foretaste level]] for another project she and I are working on together. We have also shared a kiss recently. :) I feel at peace and happy with her, in person and in heart.

Currently, there is 80 in my Savings, and about 50-100 in my Checking; I'm going to let that set for a while with the weekly 10 transfers.

I will make a Cwcipedia update very soon.

Stay Safe. 
Christian C.}}

=== Look, I'm through trying to help you with Sonichu. — 9 March ===

{{Email|Obviously you don't give a shit anymore so there's no point in managing something you don't care about. I'll take it off your hands.}}

{{EmailReply|No, Vivian. I care a lot about Sonichu, and I d not want you to take anything off of my hand, capishce?}}

{{Email|Okay seriously, you had weeks to update with ANYTHING. I already explained to you that not everyone in the world has a PS3. Not everyone can view your level or whatever. That's not updating, that's just playing video games and pretending you're actually putting effort into something.

As far as I can tell with [[Jack]], he's sick of you just doing nothing. You have shown 0 intention of actually updating. A week ago you said you might update but then you do nothing. You told me like 2 days ago you would and you still haven't done anything.

How hard is it to do ANYTHING? He wouldn't be so crass with you if you were actually intending on doing something. You probably spend like 5 hours a day just watching [[TV]] and playing video games instead of actually doing anything productive.

I'm still offering to take Sonichu off your hands.}}

===14 March ===

{{EmailReply|I hope you are well and safe. As you may have heard, I have had [[Surfshack Tito|trouble]] the past few days. I still suffer lingering heartache from not knowing if [The Wallflower] has recovered from that chaos yet. All I can do is give her time and space. At least that page of her on that damn [[CWCki]] is gone.

BTW, I was listing the other pages, pertaining to all who I care about, of which I would like to see similar treatment in reference to [Wallflower]'s Page, YOU INCLUDED, Vivian, but more of an Upgrade in Status, instead of a total revamp. Anyway, I saw the page on the CWCki of you, http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Vivian_Gee, is the photograph on the top of the page really you?

Stay Safe, I'll TTYL, 
Christian.}}

{{Email|lol no i'm way hotter}}

=== What the fuck did you do to [[Jackie|this woman]]? — 22 April ===

{{Email|God damn it Chris.

She now wants all women to not date you or some shit. What the hell.}}

{{EmailReply|Yeah, don't ask, Vivian; it was an internet relationship gone wrong. My fault, I led her to the Damn CWCki to back up my point of Trollsgetting to my dedicated videos on MegaUpload sites; apparently MediaFire is NO different. [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|That relationship is dead now.]] :_(

Stay Safe, 
Christian.}}

{{Email|No no Chris.

She left a message then left forever.

Hello, my name is Jackie. [[Jesus]], I can't believe I'm doing this. 
Long story short, I'm in the market for a boyfriend and I posted online, thinking I would give it a shot. I meet a guy named Christian Weston Chandler. Guess where this is going.
I didn't know anything about this guy before I met him there. I talked back and forth with him for a bit on email, got to know him a little. I didn't know he was such an internet freak. But he told me all about this cwcki site, because I wanted to know more about him and I wanted him to make a video for me. He initially refused to make a video for me because he said it "got him in trouble before". I didn't know what he meant, so he sent me here to see videos of him talking to previous girlfriends and how the nasty trolls got him in trouble for it. Mind you, he was very careful to remind me that this website is full of lies and shouldn't be trusted, despite the fact he himself sent me here. 
But I respected the fact he was at least being honest with me about this online shit. Or so it seemed. I watched a bunch of his videos, got more and more disturbed by them. I questioned him on some things, like how he apparently cheated on one of his ex-girlfriends with some other girl online. As was quite insulting (but not at all surprising now that I've familiarized myself with this site), he lied to me and said it never happened. Even though he himself admitted to cheating on her in a video HE MADE. 
And a bunch of other shit he lied about too. Like professing his love for me every five minutes, even though he COULDN'T REMEMBER MY FUCKING NAME. Check this video out:
[http://www.mediafire.com/?zzivjw32mlj http://www.mediafire.com/?zzivjw32mlj] I asked him to make me a video showing me his female-pleasuring skills (this was before I started to realize what a disgusting piece of shit he is), and he CALLS ME BY HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S NAME. 
So there you go, have at it. He calls this website full of liars, but as far as I can tell he's a worthless piece of shit and this site is pretty frank about it. I'm fucking done dealing with him but I thought I'd contribute my experience as a warning to all the other women in Virginia.}}

{{EmailReply|Well, I am not finding that paragraph quote on the [[CWCki]]; please tell me where you found it. And in case you haven't found it yet, you can learn in a nutshell what happened from the e-mail transcripts they have trolled together on the CWCki.

http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Jackie_e-mails

I REALLY DO NOT LIKE HOOKING UP ONLINE; IN-PERSON OR BUST FOR ME.}}

=== Well, I never asked for a reputation. - 16 May===

{{EmailReply|This WHOLE WORLD is becoming [[autistic]] by gluing ALL of their attention to computers, internet and all that. I am a REAL LIFE MAN, and while I do not appreciate or care much of the "reputation" that has been made against me on the crappy internet, the TRUE Reputation I would call my own is in REAL LIFE and from ACTUALLY HANGING OUT WITH ME IN PERSON.

Feel Free to Spread this Quote from me, "If you REALLY want to make a Reputation Of Me, then Hang Out With Me In Real Life. Quit hiding behind your F***ing Computers and "Anonymous" Bu**S***."

Nobody is Perfect. But I AM a Good Person, and I do not have to be recorded to prove it.

Peace, 
Christian.}}

{{Email|Yeah, tell that to everyone else. You're the one who's autistic by not adapting to the world that's changing. This isn't the 1950's, son.

Why would someone want to interact with you if all they see is a manchild who refuses to grow up? That's what you are no matter if you are in real life or on the internet.

It doesn't matter if you want a reputation or not. You have earned one and that's what girls know of you.}}

===30 May===

{{Email|Do you not remember that you're 28 years old? Seriously, you should really seek some mental help if that's the case.

Also, I created an account for you on the CWCipedia. Username: ChrisCSonichu, Pass: [[pikachu]]

You should add some stuff, don't vandalize! Thankies!}}

{{EmailReply|Firstly, in case you did not read the added memo on my YouTube video, I have relinquished the Cwcipedia after it became the Worst Hacked and Beyond Recoverable Mess Ever.

Second, I have been and am spacing myself away from the internet, I became tired of dealing with those clowns.

And I have never refered myself as a teenager lately; obviously this is another lousy rumor they came up with to try to make me give them attention. Ain't Gonna Happen.

I am not theirs to control; I'm keeping it Real Life.

Peace, 
Christian.}}

{{Email|Look at [[Some Favored Comedians|your video during your Seinfeld bit]].

Do you not even pay attention to what you talk about?}}
==References==
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{{Emails}}

[[Category:E-mails]]

Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009

2011-09-21T09:08:20Z

Nelithy: Fixed a few broken links =)

This page lists emails exchanged between Chris and [[Vivian Gee]] in [[2009]].
==Emails==
===8 February===

{{Email|Okay, so I've been thinking a bit and I've got it!

It's called the Christian Chandler show! It only requires a video camera and you can easily do that! With the show, you can like, get popularity and [[YouTube]] will notice you! People become super rich and famous after they've get a deal with YouTube!

Not only that, you could get noticed by a bunch of companies and they can sponsor you for money! I can't believe I didn't come up with this sooner!

Basically, every day, you do a video that can involve a bunch of segments like these:

Chris Reviews! (Your thoughts on the latest games, movies and [[anime]]!) 
Chris Thinks! (Your thoughts on the latest news!) 
[[Sonichu]] Says! (Latest news about Sonichu!) 
[[Fashion]] 101! (Advice on the latest styles of clothes!) 
Love Doctor Chris! (Advice on love!) 
Chris Answers! (Answer questions from [[fans]]!) 
Chris's Life! (Show stuff around your [[house]]!) 
Chris Recommends! (Stuff that you recommend/don't recommend your viewers!)

Please do this! You need to gain exposure and money! You should also get a new e-mail where fans of the Christian Chandler show can write in for segments like Love Doctor Chris and give you things to Chris Review!

Love, [[Vivian]]}}

{{EmailReply|Thank you, Vivian, I will greatly consider that idea. Although having a Daily Show may be a stretch for me; weekly perhaps.

Peace,
Christian C.}}

===10 February===

{{EmailReply|I was just in the [[Mumble]] Chatroom with my fans, and [[Julie]]. [[Clyde]] later entered, moved everyone out of the chatroom, and talked mean to me. And I have completed my promised to him of cleaning my [[room]], which the video proving that is Live on YouTube.

I feel very uncomfortable when I hear his forcing, dominating voice tone. I would deeply appreciate it if you would talk to Clyde and see if you can coerce him to lay off my case, please.

Love and Peace,
Christian C.}}

{{Email|I was listening to the entire thing. I can't stop him, [[Homos|I can only tame him.]]

But I have to agree with pretty much everything he said. I'm not going to stop him until you clean up your act.

It's for the best.

- Vivian}}

{{EmailReply|I am working on my life and bettering it, I promise you, Vivian. If I have to prove it to you, I can and will within your directions of how I can prove it to you. In any case, Please have Clyde leave Julie alone; she does NOT need the abuse. I have given it a Great Start with cleaning up my room; the video is LIVE.

Christian.}}

{{Email|From what I've learned from Clyde, this is what you have to do.

Get a job.
Pay off your debts.

- Vivian}}

===29 May===

{{EmailReply|I've just checked my [[PSN]] account, and when "Clyde" hacked into it recently, he made two purchases without my consent; the Variety Map Pack from [[Wikipedia:Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare|COD4: Modern Warfare]] and the Steel & Titanium Pack from [[Wikipedia:Killzone 2|Killzone 2]], out of the 20 dollar [[PSN]] Card I had redeemed shortly before. Anyway, it took me down by $15.98. And with due respect, and appreciaiting you as a fan of my Sonichu and [[Rosechu]] stories, and that you're "Taking the reigns" [''sic''] for Clyde, I respectfully ask to be reimbursed the 15.98. I would appreciate a check made out for that amount, or an unscratched $20 PSN Card sent to my home address (14 Branchland Ct. [[Ruckersville]], VA 22968) quickly, please. I have the [[jerkops|police]] and a lawer [''sic''] on my side in real life. Thank you for your understanding and prompt response.

Love and Peace,
Christian C.}}

{{Email|I'd love to give you the money, but I can't because it's not in our budget. Samantha really loves Grade A cat food you know and she won't let me give you anything.

So I guess you'll have to get the police and your lawyer (not lawer) on us. Sorry.

-Vivian}}

===4 August ===

{{EmailReply|To clarify, Vivian, I am Thanking ALL [[Trolls]] for their documentation of whatever truths I have shared with them in the past, GRANTED They've twisted the words around and made me look bad, stupid and worse, but the ORIGINAL WORDS and drawings that I have stated and created from my hand have been Documented, especially on the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] Page. And those documented words and images from YEARS of information Seperate ME from any Impostor, Especially the [[Liquid Chris|Brown-Striped Jeff]].

And I am thanking ALL Trolls for even trying to break my spirits, to have me emotionally pick my back up eventually, which was WEEKS AGO NOW, just to Make ME grow up emotionally better and More Well-Off, Better business Game-Plans, and all that jazz.

I have had my revelation for the PURPOSE of Trolls and [[Internet]] Bullies from GOD the other day, and with a FULL-CONFIDENT HEART, WELL-CONFIRMED THOUGHTS AND PONDERS, and ENERGETIC GUSTO, I thanked you all. :)

God has put you all on this earth, and appointed you all each to pick on my nerves to challenge my reactions; Now that I fully Understand all that beyond "I'm just doing it for the fun of it", "I'm Just Bored", "I Just Like Trolling" and such, I can finally move on with you all in my background and continue with my Drawing and Coloring of my Stories and Books, and Stand Up For MY FULL POWER on the City of Cwcville and beyond, and espeically in becoming an emotionally Stronger Man among all that.

Thank you, Vivian. Thank you Clyde. Thank You ALL.

(again, my humblest condolences for Clyde).

Keep a Happy Thought, and Stay Safe, 
Love and Peace, 
Christian W. Chandler.}}

{{Email|You still haven't learned anything have you?}}

===15 August===

{{EmailReply|I've just heard; NOT COOL! If you make and sell your [[DVD]]s without my Authorization, YOU will be in Violation of the Counterfeit Laws, and I will not go easy. This is your First and Last Warning.

Peace, 
Christian C.}}

{{Email|Alright, try me.}}

===19 August===

{{Email|Well, do you want it?

You [[curse]]d me yet again, bro. And cursing dead people ain't gonna do much lol.

And so basically, you want me to get kidnapped or whatever the fuck happened to the other guy? Nice try, but I ain't retarded like him, I'm smart.

Also, the FBI don't exist in France, baby.

Love, Vivian}}

{{EmailReply|France, Huh? I challenge you to prove that you live in France; SHOW ME YOUR Driver's License, COMPLETE WITH THE WHOLE ADDRESS; you may leave your customer number censored. Scan it, black-out the customer number in photoshop, then e-mail it to me. I'll know if you're faking by looking at the drivers license. NO Photograph of you holding the license; IT HAS TO BE A FRESH SCAN.

Still, though, the curse brings mainly Bad Luck and Extreme Misfortune; Watch Your Back.

Christian W. Chandler.}}

{{Email|first off, i don't drive, i ride a bicycle

second off, you're probably trying to find out where i live

third off, i don't drive, i ride a bicycle

also i guess you don't want any profits

love, vivian}}

{{EmailReply|Ha, like a Criminal like you would ever share profits from her wrong-doing.

Okay, smart-ass, then you would not mind sharing your Passport, or even sending me a hand-written letter via snail-mail FROM YOUR OWN Home Address (NO PO BOXES).}}

===You Die Today, BITCH! — 1 September===

{{EmailReply|[[Death threats|HAVE A GOD DAMN HEART ATTACK RIGHT NOW]], THIS VERY MOMENT YOU READ THIS MESSAGE, YOU GOD DAMN BITCHING WHORE!}}

{{Email|as i can reply to this, i currently don't have a heart attack

jesus christ, wishing death isn't very nice

...you bitch

LOVE

Vivian}}

=== I don't care — 1 September===

{{EmailReply|You are on my Blocked List; I give you NO mercy; you have broken your own Last Straw. 
Go To Hell!}}

{{Email|No Chris, you broke MY last straw.

You don't realize you did this to yourself.

-Vivian}}

=== Vivian, let's talk business — 14 November===

{{EmailReply|Now that I finally have peace of mind, I apologize for the past unformalitites and emotional outbursts in past communications. I have decided, I will fully approve your continued Audiobook Videos and Sales, but in return, I ask for 25% of all the [[money]] (changed to [[U.S.A.]] currency) you have, and will have, made from all that you have put together and sold, as well as two copies of each CD/DVD of the [[Audiobooks]], and two of each other additional merchandise aside from the Audiobooks.

I extend an olive branch of peace, and I await your well-thought response. Have a good, Safe day, Miss Vivian.

Christian W. Chandler.}}

{{Email|Yeah, peace of mind.

Peace of mind to fucking want me dead at least...what?...3 to 4 times now?

You've cursed me like 17 times and now you expect me to give you money? I fucking offered you months ago and you just wanted me dead.

Go fuck yourself.

- Love Vivian}}

{{EmailReply|I deeply apologize for the number of curses as well; that was very unsportsmanlike of me, plus I was under misunderstandings and [[stress]]. Sometimes, [[Slow-in-the-minds|it takes me a while to realize some truths]] and what I need, and this was just one of them.

Also, I have another proposition for you, after much consideration, and sound advice from my personal assistant, I would like to hire you to be my manager of business relations. Obviously, you have done something right with your wheeling and dealing to make the money from the Audiobooks. Merchandise should be made official; I would like a list of all
those who have created "Merchandise"; webpages, contact info and names,
so I can get in touch with the ones who did well in their creations
(not just shipshod parodic crap), or locate some toy companies' info
for my reference. Phone conversations with the true people of [[Nintendo]] and [[Sega]], and maybe [[Sony]], would be beneficial, with assured assistance from my manager.

It Is Time to set the merchandise wheels and legitimate business talks
in motion. 
I have removed all curses from the past, and sent you forgiveness blessings. I have had the epiphamy about business relations and matured mentally from that; please help me.

Sincerely,
Christian W. Chandler.}}

{{Email|Anyone making merchandise is doing it on a very-small scale, like me, they don't have the budget to expand nor will they do so. You're better off on trying to contact already established companies.

425.882.2040
Nintendo's number as listed on [http://www.nintendo.com/corp/contact.jsp http://www.nintendo.com/corp/contact.jsp]

Sega doesn't have a number immediately listed.

800-345-7669
Sony's number as listed on http://www.us.playstation.com/Corporate/ContactUs

You need to have a video pitch ready since I assume you don't have the money to travel to all these locations. I suggest a high-quality 18 minute pitch of Sonichu. Don't use that shitty camera that you've been using that keeps skipping, no one will take you seriously with that.

Here is a run-down of what I believe would make a solid pitch: 
1 minute of introducing yourself, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. 
2 minutes of introducing Sonichu, its origin. 
2 minutes of explaining Sonichu's appeal. 
4 minutes of explaining what you will do to make Sonichu succeed. 
- Be project adviser 
- Work hard 
4 minutes of what you expect to achieve in the next year. 
- How big a demographic (Worldwide?) 
- What types of merchandise 
- How many issues of Sonichu 
4 minutes of why Sonichu will succeed. 
- Why people like it 
- How many fans 
1 minute conclusion.

Here are some tips from Anthony Sullivan and [[Billy Mays]]: 
- Project, you need to sound enthusiastic. 
- Hand gestures 
- Stand up 
- Don't appear nervous 
- No unnecessary pauses

Here's the deal. Adventure Time was a short pitch that was on Nickelodeon. Within a few weeks, it had over 2 million viewers. Cartoon Network saw this and they decided to produce Adventure Time and now it's becoming a full fledged cartoon with merchandise and everything. You need to appeal to companies. While you can contact companies about your product, it's better for THEM to come to YOU because then you know they are interested.

- Vivian}}

=== I am not lazy — 18 November===

{{EmailReply|I have printed your last e-mail for my information, and I am making touch with the companies. Thank you for your advice.

Christian W. Chandler.}}

{{Email|And what have they said?}}

=== You've done jack shit, haven't you? — 19 November===

{{Email|Seriously, you want a fucking manager but YOU can't even CHECK YOUR GOD DAMN E-MAIL A FEW TIMES A DAY. IF YOU CAN'T EVEN DO THAT, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN DO MORE SONICHU BULLSHIT?

Christ almighty, you're probably still playing [[LittleBigPlanet]] [[PSP]] aren't you? Lazy piece of shit.}}

{{EmailReply|No, I have been giving a lot of thought and work into the pages and the video. I am not lazy.}}

{{Email|Describe your thinking process. Spell it out for me. I already gave you a basic script you should work off of. You don't need to think much harder than that.

Besides, how hard is it to phone up a couple of companies? Jesus christ, you are fuckin' lazy. You can say it all you want but until you show me progress, you're a fucking lazy jackass.}}

=== Holy fucking shit it's been 2 fucking days. — 22 November===

{{Email|You're still doing shit on your fucking site, but that's the bare fucking minimum. Are you just avoiding me to avoid doing any work? God damn it, you fucking lazy piece of shit.}}

{{EmailReply|Just you wait; I will be uploading the 18 minute video in two part onto YouTube tomorrow; I've almost finished my script for it.}}

{{Email|Have you contacted any companies?

I better see it tomorrow.}}

=== Okay — 24 November===

{{EmailReply|I will work on that. Also, I apologize for not replying sooner or more often; I am in contact with Nintendo, Sega and Sony. Right now, I need to figure out the Accountant-type information to better my presentation. I would appreciate your input on toy, video and local (to me) independant printing/publishing companies, so I can look them up, get cost estimates and such, so I can better present profit for companies like Nintendo, Sega and Sony.

Thank you.
Stay Safe,
Christian.}}

{{Email|I'm not familiar with local Virginia companies so I can't help you with that. Go do some research yourself on that.

You're better off doing self-promotion, going to conventions and selling home-made Sonichu stuff that way. Tons of people from all around the world at conventions. You'll get worldwide exposure and maybe you'll get some small company to help support you. Until you start doing that, you're going to get ZERO OFFERS from anyone.

This is why you need to start promoting harder. That video will be a start, showing comapnies of the local popularity of Sonichu, then you're gonna have to work harder...but you gotta take it one step at a time.

I expect it done on Friday.}}

===25 November ===

{{EmailReply|But please give me until Next Friday; this is Thanksgiving week after all; I feel I would have better luck on getting interviews for that video the week after the holiday.

I will send you daily progress reports on what happened the day before. Yesterday, I have drawn two pages and uploaded them onto the [[Cwcipedia]].

Happy Thanksgiving, and Stay Safe,
Christian.}}

{{Email|Alright then, well in the meantime you should be working on more Sonichu pages and answering more [[Mailbag|fanmail]] for now.

All you can do now is maintain your fans.

Here's something else you can do. You should plan each page in advance like write a synopsis in advance.

You said in one time that were "drawing a blank". You should spend some time on Friday (happy thanksgiving) planning the rest of the pages. A two-three sentence summary for each page remaining would be good.

Page 87: Rosechu wakes up, [[Eggman]] blows up his Transformer to kill everyone in the path.
Page 88: Eggman announces his betrayal of [[Giovanni]] and Sonichu tries to stop him. [[Bionic]] helps.

etc. You should try something like that. You should try planning.}}

{{EmailReply|Thank you for your suggestion. But I have just drawn up to page 90; I'll be uploading them shortly. That decepticlone was already sliced by [[Darkbind]], and on page 90, those three villians leave for now. You may read for yourself later tonight.

Stay safe,
Christian.}}

{{Email|Okay, 4 pages. Nice. You really should be doing that on a daily basis though.

Anyway, I was talking about planning ahead. Do you know what's going to happen on page 91? 92? 93? etc. Planning ahead will save you a lot of time. From the gist of what I'm getting, you're planning it out one page at a time. I mean, you seem to have a general idea of where you want to go, but not a detailed plan.

Also, you should come up with an idea to promote Sonichu (besides that public reaction video)

Something...edgy. I dunno. I honestly have no idea where to go with this one.

For example: do not do "all I want for xmas is a PSP". Sony dropped the ball hard on that one, costing them more sales by perpetuating an image of idiocy.

You need to do something exciting, eye-catching and intriguing.

That idea, though, will take more time to come up with.}}

{{EmailReply|I have the ideas for the rest of this book, so I am good, thank you. I also have my ideas for [[Sonichu 10|book 10]], [[Sonichu 11|11]] and [[Sonichu 12|12]], but I am open for suggestions as well. I have drawn another page and uploaded it just now; I will be answering some of the letters in the [[mailbag]] tonight, and dedicating tomorrow to finish all the rest of the replies for now. As for the edgy idea, I will think heavily on that as well (still open
for suggestions).

Something else on my mind, I am certain you have heard the complaints of the audiobook CDs previously sold; if I may ask, how are you dealing with that? I do apologize for leading the messages your way, but I felt you had to know, so you could take appropriate actions.

Stay Safe,
Christian.}}

{{Email|That's why I get for using blank CDs as coasters. I just offered a refund or another copy, no big deal. See, it's these kind of problems you need to learn to deal with.

[[Sonichu's Edge|Anyway, I was thinking of parkour]], ya know, like from [[Wikipedia:Mirror's Edge|Mirror's Edge]]. Just wear a Sonichu shirt and go out and parkour it up or something.]] But that's just one idea I'm tossing about.

Also, what made you draw 4 pages? You should be doing that everyday.

-Vivian}}

{{EmailReply|That's good of you to offer the refund or newer copy; I admire that honesty. A parkour sounds neat; I will think about that further. I'm about to finish up the current batches of fanmail in the mailbag. As I already have stated in a recent [[Captain's Log|C-Log]], I have authorized the merchandise that was previously dubbed unofficial, with the exception of bootleg Books and DVDs. I will be making the video sharing that same message tonight after I update the Cwcipedia.

Let me apologize again for the past insults I have made before, it was definitely wrong of me to make such presumptuous outbursts, especially to people who were only offering their input for originally helpful reasons. I am happy that you and I are working together now on peaceful terms. And I hope we can remain friends from now on.

I also apologize deeply to [[Clyde]] for the demise of his brother, and all the insults I have given to him in the past, and I forgive him of his past misdeeds. I'll forward this to him later. I hope we all can put all the mishaps behind us and move forward on good terms.

I'll e-mail you again tomorrow.
Stay Safe,
Christian.}}

===1 December ===

{{EmailReply|I apologize for not e-mailing the past couple of days, but I have some updates for you. I uploaded a couple of pages lately, plus another one today. I went to the local mall yesterday with my digital camera; I found some people who knew of Sonichu. Upon asking for their interview, most of them said they didn't want their face online right now, that they were busy, or such. I am working diligently on searching for interviews; I've asked a couple of close friends to help me find some volunteers. I search a bit more today during an outing; still little luck. But I'll head out again tomorrow and have another go at it at another location. I will send you another update tomorrow. Thank you for your paitence and kindness.

Stay Safe, and Peace, 
Christian.}}

{{Email|Well, here's the thing, all you need for the video is genuine reactions to Sonichu. Just show them a Sonichu [[comic]] or something have them speak their mind. You don't need to do a full-on interview, although you could if you want.

Also, what about the parkour idea. You should do it.

And you should be answering more mail, and why haven't you been doing more than one page a day? You could do it for Thanksgiving, so explain that.}}

===2 December ===

{{EmailReply|It rained over here today, but I am still going to run with the camera on Thursday; hopefully the weather will cooperate better. Plus, I have gotten a few interviews from people, so I should have the video up later this week. I drew another page today, and I am going to answer some more [[fanmail]].

Have a safe day,
Christian.}}

{{Email|Hm, how long will it take for you to edit the video together? I can edit the video if you want.

Anyway, I have an idea that will consistently produce content and show that you actively care about your fans. You should pick like maybe 2-3 mail each week to answer in a video. Put some heart into those videos and that'll show you care.

If I come up with any more ideas, I'll let you know.}}

===4 December ===

{{Email|You said you needed another week for the public reactions video and it's been another week. You said you already had the footage, so I expect it up tonight. You also missed a day for a page and you didn't answer mail.

You can't slack off like this. I swear to god if you're playing video games I'm going to beat your head in.}}

{{EmailReply|I said that I had people lined up for interview; I did not say I had the footage yet. But I will have the footage shortly. I appreciate your paitience, and I did the run.

Stay Safe, 
Christian.}}

{{Email|You're taking your sweet time.

Let me see your daily schedule. Let me see where you're spending your time. I honestly doubt your life can be that busy so you can't do this stuff on command.}}

===8 December ===

{{EmailReply|The snow last weekend delayed the scheduled interviews, but at least I did make [[Sonichu's Edge|the parkour-run]], and I have just finished [[Sonichu 9|Book #9]], with Page 1 or so of the [[Sonichu 10|10th Book]] to be drawn today. Also, I have your advice well in heart. And with that, I would like your advice on getting sponsors for the Sonichu Franchise, as well as the Cwcipedia. Considering you live in France, you may know of some clean, good product companies to ask to sponsor the Cwcipedia.

The holiday season is setting things back, but I am doing my research for local printing and merchandise-making places and comparing rates, plus I am going to appoint you to be my accountant as of this coming January (after the holiday season is through).

With that, I will go ahead and trust in Confidentiality with you the rough amounts of my full [[tugboat]], the amount that I give to my father out of that per month, and a few other details. And I will send you a scanned paper statement at the beginning of January. With this, I am trusting you to keep the information to yourself and not share it with ANYONE outside of you and me.

Anyway, roughly, the current tugboat amount is 800 a month, I pay my father 565 out of it to cover rent, part of the house bills, and payments on my Credit Card debt he took upon himself to take charge of. And next month only, I have the final payments to make on a few things I ordered from Publisher's Clearing House, then there's my [[Netflix]] monthly of 10, and a monthly of 50 towards a loan I have. And of course there are a few minor variables that come in and out that I can't recall right now.

After I scan and send you the statement, I will scan and send you the receipts of my payments to report.

I will talk to you again later. 
Stay Safe, 
Christian.}}

{{Email|Okay, some more ideas for videos that don't require you to be outside (whenever the weather is good- go out and do the public reactions/interviews, DO NOT DELAY, DO NOT LET THE WEATHER FUCK YOU UP)

Anyway: 
Answer select fanmails on video 
Roleplay as Sonichu and spread a good message each week (for the kids) 
Anything to keep you in the public eye, this is necessary. We live in the age of YouTube, if you have a lot of videos, or really long videos, you will be noticed moreso than others who produce less.

You can not get sponsors, Tiger Woods (bad example I know but before the scandal) wasn't getting sponsors until he was hugely popular. No other golfer can claim to be as big a sponsor as he does. There are hundreds of artists, you need to work 100 times harder to get noticed. At this stage, you can't get any sponsors. And it would be best to look for sponsors in the US.

I will accept the responsibility of being your accountant in January but your statement about "few minor variables that come in and out that I can't recall right now." is very disconcerting to me. You need to keep track of everything otherwise you could be bleeding money you don't even know about. Also, what is Publisher's Clearing House and what do you buy from it?

You need to be keeping up on the pages and mailbags. You should be doing more than one page and more mailbags at this point. You have to work harder and harder, not just remain stagnant. Someone who is explosive, not a rock.}}

{{EmailReply|Okay, sounds good. Today, I've drawn up two single drawings, versions of myself and Sonichu + Rosechu for "[[Family Guy]]", this is in response to a tip I've received; I'll forward the e-mail to you after I finish typing this one. Anyway, I've recorded and uploaded a new video addressing that, and showing the two drawings, noting that a new respective page is to be made tonight on the Cwcipedia with the two scanned drawings, a story for the episode featuring me, and my opinions on some of the things on "Family Guy" and such. I have also drawn page 2 for the 10th book, and that is uploaded. I will fill in the info on the Family Guy page after I answer another set of mailbag letters tonight.

I will answer some of the paper fanmail I have in a video tomorrow; I keep them, and their envelopes, within my Big Sonichu Book (although I should say that Plural now, because the orginal one was SOOO Full, I had to get a second big binder from a Goodwill; so all the stuff that are side-issue-like pages of Sonichu that originally were located behind the homemade trading card pages are now in the [[Sonichu 2|2nd Volume]] of the Sonichu Book). But I digress.

I understand what you talk about for the sponsor issue. But the sooner those homo ads on the Cwcipedia that [[Jack]] had put up go down, or are replaced with more sutibale ads, such as [[My Coke Rewards|Coca Cola]] ads, the better and more comfortable I will feel.

The variables will be made clear as I report the monitary use to you. I feel a bit surprised that you have not heard of Publisher's Clearing House; I guess it's just a United States thing. Well, to start, it is described on the [[Wikipedia]], and basically, and I quote the Wikipedia, "PCH is a multi-channel direct marketing company that offers discounted magazine subscriptions and household merchandise to consumers with the chance to enter to win one of many ongoing sweepstakes."

In a nutshell, from PCH, I have purchased in the past a few Sexual-Education Videos, from places like the Sinclair and Alexander Institutes (feel free to Google them), subscription to Playboy Magazine, and a few other things like a Light-Up Paper Cutter, Battery Checker, Fish Oil Tablets to name a few. I have stopped it there a month ago, and I have only one last montly payment to make next month. PCH also offers family movie videos, flowers, jewelry, CDs, informercial-advertised items and more.

Anyway, I should go to answer the mailbags.

Stay Safe, 
Christian.}}

===17 December===

{{Email|why you been doing no mailbags and comics

You gotta keep up.

---
Okay, if you have any spare time, I know some females who would love to see some more stuff like what you just posted.

Like I unno, dancing shirtless to I'm too Sexy for my shirt. Ya know, cuz that's a cool song.

Ya know.

Okay, I'm hoping for the Sonichu vid on Sunday then.}}

{{EmailReply|Like I said a couple of days ago, I had to go with my family to visit my aunt and uncle yesterday, which was a nice and pleasant trip, and I would not have time for the pages . I made the note on the Cwcipedia beforehand of that as well. I fell asleep shortly after my arrival back home, and since this morning, I had to work cleaning the [[cat]] poo box and around it out of the kitchen. Plus, my father needed me for business where I was personally required to be there. I didn't get back home today until about 4:00. I went straight to my PC to type in the Personal [[ED]] Page revisions and explanations with the verbatim ED Page text; that took me over 5 hours.

And I will be looking for the interviews around my church Sunday.

Also, I want to make sure I understand, in reference to your note of knowing some ladies who like what I had just posted, are you talking about my manly new video I uploaded a couple of days ago? Because that would be sweet to have them around for a while. :)

Anyway, Take Care and Stay Safe,
Christian.}}

===22 December ===

{{EmailReply|Just another update. I have received a LOT of snow the past weekend, and I have been unable to leave the house the past few days. It was LITERALLY (My) Knee-Deep; the mail nor the paper had run since the past Saturday. But as you were able to tell on the Cwcipedia, I did not stop on the drawing. Although after a 2-second blackout, I was without my PC for over 24 hours. But after I got it back, I made the new update on there, then uploaded my 3 days worth of pages the next day. I will be uploading today's pair shortly and answering more fanmail.

Hopefully, I'll be able to get a [[car]] out of my yard tomorrow; I've dug out a path for the car, now I have to get the big amount of snow off of it before I can move it; it turned nighttime by the time I had finished digging the car path. You'll like how Sonichu would deal with that amount of snow on tomorrow's pair of pages. And I will have the video of the [[A Sonichu Day|day in Sonichu's life]] recorded soon; I had to think a lot about it, and I almost have the script for it finished.

I'll e-mail again later. 
Stay Safe, and Merry Christmas. 
Christian.}}

{{Email|as I said, if you need help ask for it.

also, since i'm guessing snow has been hitting hard, I'm thinking of other videos you could simply do indoors instead of going outside.

unless you like to start snowfights i guess.

Uh...maybe you could play the harmonica? everyone loves music unless you're deaf lol

also, january is coming up and so you'll need to send me those financial papers

also, how much do you currently have saved up?}}

{{EmailReply|Thank you, should anything come up where I am unable to go online for a
while, or anything I can think of that you can help me with, I will
(try to) let you know.

My family and I managed to get one car out of the snowy yard yesterday;
[[Father Call|I did a LOT of shoveling.]] We went to the grocery store (Food Lion) for
supplies, got some coffee and lunch at [[Burger King]], and ran a couple of
other errands as well. Upon getting back home, the car got stuck in
our snow for a while; I had to help push the car, spread some [[kitty]]
litter, and dig around the car, until we've finally managed to move the
car's behind out of the road and into the snow driveway. While there
is chance of us being able to go out again, we're not planning on
risking it. Especially with the Freezing Rain coming in at about
Midnight tonight. I felt really tired after all that work; we got back
inside the house at about 7:30 PM. I ended up crashing during the 9:00
PM hour, waking this morning at 5:30.

I intend on recording the video for "[[A Sonichu Day|A day in the life of Sonichu]]"
today, as well as draw 2 or 4 pages today for the [[Christmas Special]]. I
had another idea for the "[[100 2269|Day in the life]]" video, I thought of making a
motion-comic in a [[LittleBiGPlanet]] Level, then of course uploading THAT
level and recording the footage onto a DVD-RW to be ripped from and
uploaded onto YouTube. It's a fun idea anyway. I may just end up
using the [[Lego]] Figures anyway for the video, and make the level as a
side-project along with that.

I'll play a song on the harmonica in a video soon. And I will send you
the financial information soon as well, with the starting balance after
my next piece of income comes in, which considering the 3rd of the
month ([[January 2010|January, 2010]]) falls on a Sunday, and there is the holiday of
New Year's Day the Friday before, I should get it in as early as next
Tursday. After it comes in, I will print the page of the current
status and starting January amount, mark out the bank numbers, scan it
in and e-mail it to you. And I will let you know of the planned
spendings and such then.

I'll TTYL, 
Merry Christmas and Stay Safe, 
Christian.}}

===24 December === 

{{EmailReply|1=As you may have noticed, [[Jack Thaddeus|Jack Thaddius]] has been donating to the Cwcipedia and abusing his rights to place ads in the adspace with the God-Damn [[homos]]exual ads. At first, it was light, the pic of Peter Griffin with the message of Seth McFarline approving of it, then he touched a nerve with the [[Aspergers]] = [[Autism]] ad (AT LEAST IT HAD A WOMAN IN THAT IMAGE). Then he adds 4 more offensive homo ads, and tonight he monopolizes the space with TWO EXPLICIT ADS THAT WOULD ONLY BE SHOWN IN AN adam&eve catalog! GOD DAMN!!! I try to cope with the nuisance with F5, and even covering that portion of the screen with removable taped paper. But it's ads like that S.O.B. has on there right now that make me want to cry in shame that my stuff is being dragged down the drain with those WORSE THAN SHITTY, GOD DAMN, HELLHOLE AD IMAGES!!!!!

<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>

I miss the days when the ONLY ad on there was the ad for your Audiobooks, but even that is long-gone. Please, Vivian, regain control of the Ad Space and remove those ads; AS LONG AS IT IS NOT A [[Homos|HOMOSEXUAL]] AD, or has an Image that is Offensive to a majority of the worldwide population, I do not care of what is advertised there. You even have my permission to place an ad for a website that is making Sonichu Merchandise; I even made the statement that such merchandise, excluding bootleg DVDs and Comic Books, are Official and Approved By Me.

I wish for Peace Of Mind and Comfort when I update and view the Cwcipedia. Please help me, Vivian. Do this for me, and I will give
you my full trust and faith.

In any case, I'm tired from shoveling more snow earlier today, and mostly getting the snow off the other cars. On the brighter side, I managed to make a few heavy avalanches (biggest clumps of snow sliding off any side of the vehicle). But at least I got the [[Sonichu Day]] video created and uploaded, and I did two more pages and got them uploaded. I'll do another pair of pages tomorrow, maybe four. It being [[Jesus]]' Birthday, Christmas Day, I'll be at home with nowhere to go anyway.

Merry Christmas, Vivan. 
Love and Peace, and Stay Safe, 
Christian C.
}}

{{Emails}}

[[Category:E-mails]]

Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008

2011-09-21T08:19:12Z

Nelithy: Minor hotlinks =)

This page covers emails exchanged by [[Vivian Gee]] and [[Chris]] between November [[2007]] and October [[2008]].

The story continues in [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009]] and [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010]].
==E-mails==
===The emails===

{{Email|Subject: [[Sonichu]] Concept 
From: [[Vivian Gee]] 
Sun 11/04/07 1:06 AM

I am [[Vivian Gee]], originator of the [[Sonichu]] concept. I have noticed that you have a strikingly similar character that I have created. Some people have accused me of stealing your idea and I would like it if you could announce that I have not stolen from you.

I would really appreciate that.

~Vivi G}}

An initial attempt at [[troll]]ing Chris in [[2007]], when she claimed to own Sonichu.

{{Email|Subject: RE: Please, Don't do this. 
From: Vivian Gee 
Tue 11/06/07 7:48 PM

JESUS, ARE YOU SO HIGH ON YOUR HORSE THAT YOU THINK IT'S FAN ART?!

JESUS CHRIST MAN, YOU ARE IRRITATING ME. YOU ARE PUTTING ME UNDER MORE DAMN [[stress|STRESS]] THEN YOU'LL EVER HAVE.

I ALREADY BROKE UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND AND COLLEGE AIN'T HELPIN' SHIT. YOU AND YOUR CLAIMS OF OF YOUR PRECIOUS CHARACTERS THAT MEAN NOTHING TO ANYONE.

THEY MEAN FUCKING NOTHING TO ANYONE CUZ THEY ARE WORTHLESS TO EVERYONE. YOU THINK YOU HAD A WORSE WEEKEND HUH!? THEN TELL ME YOUR STORY AND I MIGHT FEEL SOME DAMN PITY.

I WANT TO EXPRESS MY GOD DAMN SELF TO THE [[internet|INTERNET]] AND I FIND THAT SOME PRICK WHO THINKS HE'S SO GREAT, CAN CALL [[homos|HOMOSEXUALS]] WRONG (AND I HAVE TWO LESBIAN FRIENDS WHO WOULD BE OFFENDED AS FUCK BY YOUR IGNORANCE) AND THINKS THAT GOING AROUND STALKING GIRLS WILL GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND.

NEWS FLASH, BITCH, YOU MEAN NOTHING TO THIS WORLD AND YOU WILL NEVER GET FUCKING LAID UNLESS YOU IMPROVE YOURSELF

YOUR TROUBLES WITH [[jerkops|JERKOPS]] ISN'T BECAUSE OF THEM, IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU

FUCK OFF AND DIE

- VIVIAN GEE}}

A tough love attempt at trying to help him. Spoiler alert: It didn't work.

{{Email|Subject: Just some advice kid... 
From: Vivian Gee 
Wed 11/07/07 2:29 AM

as a girl, I think I'd like to know what women want.

here's just one hint.

get rid of that damn [[medallion]].

just destroy it and show the world that you mean business

that'll help you a bit

i mean honestly, that sonichu thing just turns most women off.

if you really do hang out at [[Attraction location|the same places]], destroying it and showing it to the world might be a way to improve your image

i'll stop.

~vivi g}}

She tried to help get rid of the medallion, never realizing [[Julie|shoving it up his ass would be easier]].

{{Email|Subject: [[Liquid]] fears you. 
From: Vivian Gee 
Thu 8/07/08 3:02 AM

I have been speaking with Liquid and he's not really afraid of the Hatred from others.

What he does fear is you. Telling others that you hate him isn't going to do as much as you telling him directly.

~ LOVE VIVI}}

Nine months go by, and Chris posts [[CWC's Second Message|his DYKES DYKES CHINA video]]. Vivian attempts to contact him again.

{{EmailReply|
Subject: ViviG, someone is digging up the old news... 
From: Chris 
Sat 8/16/08 4:54 AM

Firstly, after checking my saved e-mail from you, I wish to apologize for not offering my input on your part of Sonichu in the long time. To make up for that, in case you haven't heard, I have got back to work on [[Sonichu 7|Sonichu #7]], one page at a time. I've already promised a 2 or 3-page "In-Comic" interview with one Sonichu1985, AKA [[Robert Simmons]], based on his [[YouTube]] videos, but I believe that I WILL have a few more free pages after doing his interview, so with your permission, I can interview you as well, based on what I've seen on your [[deviantART]] page. And if I come up with additional questions, I will ask you.

Now, on a more urgent matter, the dickheads behind the cursed [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] webpage, are bring up the outdated rumor of you creating Sonichu before me, which as I recollect from my saved e-mails from you, you've apologized to me, and you've relinquished assumed ownership on Sonichu. I ask you, as a friend, to log onto [[ED]], and set the record straight. You may wish to upload your later art to prove yourself to be who you are; my best lesbian friend, [[Anna McLerran]], AKA "Anniebanny", created the "ChadamRocket" account on ED to speak in my defense, and I quote,

"I wrote that blog back when I didn't know Chris personally. I got to know him soon after that, and we became real friends. He's a really nice guy, with a great sense of humor. Yes, to the outsider he is quirky, and some of his actions and the things he says can be funny, but at the same time he cares deeply about his friends, and all the other good stuff nobody looking at this page wants to hear about. I just wanted to put that out there, though, since I obviously can't permanently delete the blog inclusion. I'll just have to wait until this whole website is shut down for good."

You may also send a message to Anna via e-mail at sketchybananinja@hotmail.com, or through MySpace from her page at http://www.myspace.com/annamclerran. I Promise you, Vivian, that Anna is my trusted friend.

Right, as for the image(s) you may upload, may I suggest those that I've found interesting on your page, "CC and MisD Adventures 1", "Another old chris and misdrea", or "vivi profile 8."

Please set the record straight for me as a friend. :)

Peace;
Christian C.}}

Chris apparently cares more about [[Sonichu]] than his real life endeavors.

{{Email|Subject: Ugh Chris, do you not understand what you're doing wrong? (About the latest [[Rosechu]] comic...) 
From: Vivian Gee 
Wed 9/10/08 4:37 AM

First off, no one really wants to know how two made up hedgehogs have sex.

No one. People would rather find out how actual people have sex.

Not hedgehogs.

Second off, proving something about woman's rights or something by having a girl strip naked...that's a conflicting message.

I don't know what kind of message you are trying to portray.

You say [[Women's rights|you care about women]] yet your pictures and other sayings all conflict with one another.

I honestly don't know what to feel except one thing...

To quote the great Asuka, "Disgusting."

Third off, you should have better judgment when adding in jokes. That [[Obama]] joke comes off extremely [[Chris_and_race|racist.]]

You clearly make the joke about his skin color with him repainting the White House [[black]].

If your father or mother have been teaching you this kind of thing, just...just learn to think for yourself. Please.

Chris, you've got a way to fall.

-Vivian Gee.}}

Chris apparently didn't care. No reply.

{{Email|
Subject: Because no one else is going to explain it to you. [[Jason Howell]] has NOTHING to do with the ED page. 
From: Vivian Gee 
Thu 9/11/08 5:18 PM

You can pester him all you want, but he has no control over the ED page.

He has done absolutely nothing but claim he created it. He hardly did shit to the page.

If you want to bring the page down, you will have to speak with the following people

Joseph Evers, the owner. 
Girlvinyl, the founder. 
Ghettofinger, the developer. 
Crayolacrime, the admin. 
Weev, the attorney.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Encyclopedia_Dramatica

You can find their information in the box with information.

Many people contribute to ED, but those are the people who run it.

They are the only ones who have the power to bring the page down.

I still don't know why I'm explaining this to you. You need to figure this shit out yourself man.

Also, 4chan or "[[4-cent garbage]]" also has nothing to do with ED. The people at 4chan detest ED despite all you may have heard.

But really...

It's just best to let it go, the page will stay up forever. It may haunt you, but you'll have to get over it.}}

Chris still didn't care. No reply.

{{Email|Subject: This will be my last message to you unless you reply. This message will be about everything. 
From: Vivian Gee 
Fri 9/12/08 4:07 PM

I don't know where to begin.

I'm not even sure why I'm sending this to you.

Listen to me.

Listen.

No one gives two shits that your pictures are now all on the internet for everyone to see. Tons of celebrities have [[nudes]] and they don't care. They're way more popular than you'll ever be, so don't get your fucking panties in a bunch.

Sonichufan is a fucking troll. Why else would he be the one to set you up with Kawaii? Can't you understand that? I mean, all he's doing is imitating your mannerisms. Look at his latest video. He stuffed his shirt so he can look more like you. I can't believe you're still so naive.

There are no [[Fanbase|fans]] of Sonichu. Sonichu is a bastardization of properties that belong to other people. Your entire comic is pretty much a [[Christian_Weston_Chandler_(comic_character)|bastardization of your life]]. Sonichu will never get anywhere. Quit your dreams of Sonichu (the game, the comic, merchandise, everything) now, and if you still feel a need to be "creative" or whatever bullshit you say, make something completely original. Don't base it off your life, don't base it off stuff that exists. Just make something completely new.

If you quit Sonichu and start working on your real life harder, I'm sure you'll find success. If you stay in your deluded fantasyland, I don't know what you will become.

You have never tried when it comes to women. Never. You can't just sit around and wait for it to happen. You have to make it happen. If you can't muster up the courage to do that, then you will never get [[Lovely Weather|a wife]], letalone a girlfriend. There are places where single men and women go to, I'll let you find them on your own in your area.

Take off that [[medallion]]. I can't stress this enough. If you do, it will signify your detachment from Sonichu, and a brighter future.

Forget about all those "haters", they don't hate you. They are [[trolling]] you. They want to see you become this way. Don't you understand, there is no reason for you to get upset about them. That's what they want. If they see you upset, defeated, angry, you're just giving them the victory. Your latest comics as a retaliation is a result of that, and they love it. They don't view it as an attack. They view it as victory.

If you feel you can't do any of this, get a therapist. A real one. Ask your parents to send you to one. Do something about your life instead of bitch and draw comics about it.

Chris, you've got a way to fall. But you can change that.

- Vivian Gee}}

No reply, again. We can see that, by trying to be a [[white knight]], she is still a better person than Chris will ever be.

{{Email|
Subject: Listen, please. I broke my promise to stop the contact. This is how severe it's gotten. 
From: Vivian Gee 
Sat 9/27/08 1:23 AM

Chris, you have to listen to me.

Please.

For God's sake man, you need to stop trusting everyone on the internet. Go outside, meet women like you used to.

The good days for you man, don't you want those back? Get off the internet!

[[Panda]] is a troll, she is just setting you up for a fall.

Reply telling me you acknowledge this

Please.

Vivian}}

After warning him about [[Blanca]], SonichuFan1985 and Panda, Chris finally listens!

{{EmailReply|Subject: none 
Sat 9/27/08 10:46 AM 
From: Chris

I have read, understood and acknowledged your e-mail, Vivian. Listen I receive a lot of UNBELIEVABLE e-mails about putting down my [[Panda]], saying that she is a troll. Well, she and I have a True, [[Honest]] Relationship between her and me. Unless I have HARD evidence proving that for real, NOT the LAME evidence like Mudkips, [[Pickle]]s, web-documents and digital text. Like an audio recording of her voice, talking to someone on the dark side, or a video of the same thing that was not CROPPED and EDITED or whatever. When such CONCRETE evidence arises, I'll be more inclined to believe you, as well as the popular opinion.

Peace, 
Christian C.

Another thing, Vivian, 
Sat, 27 Sep 2008 12:21:50 -0400 
without total realization, I have uploaded a few of your works (Sonichu-Related) onto my SonichuSite accout; may I continue to upload the rest of what I have from you and quote you, or just leave them off my database, and quote you only through YOUR deviantART account. I have added your Sonichu Fanartwork into my Vivian G Folder. Please Reply with your answer. 
Peace, 
Christian C.
}}

Only to care more about Sonichu, still.

{{Email|Subject: RE: Another thing, Vivian, 
From: Vivian Gee 
Sent: Sun 9/28/08 5:23 PM

Chris,

no one likes sonichu, the only reason we "like" sonichu is because the entire idea is stupid

[[nintendo]] and [[sega]] will never make sonichu a reality

just...just look at all the games out there today

they have ORIGINAL characters with ORIGINAL stories (well at least a few of them)

sonichu and all of his stupid furry friends are just ripoffs of mostly just [[sonic]] team characters

[[Blachu|black sonichu]]? obviously a rip off of [[shadow]].

fuckin' you know those [[Chaotic Combo|chaotic combo]] things. all just sonic recolored and given an element. [[punchy]] is also [[knuckles]] just in hedgehog form

you gotta stop with the [[sonichu]]

forever

FOREVER

ARE YOU LISTENING

I HAD TO PUT TOGETHER THOSE [[Audiobooks|AUDIOBOOKS]]

I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, I HAVE SEEN EVERY SINGLE SONICHU STRIP

THE ONLY REASON SO MANY PEOPLE LIKE IT IS BECAUSE IT IS SO PATHETIC THAT IT'S HUMOROUS

BUT I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO THINK THAT, YOU TAKE SONICHU SERIOUSLY

NO ONE DOES

NO ONE ARE YOU LISTENING

LISTEN TO ME STOP SONICHU NOW

JUST STOP IT

TAKE DOWN THE WEBSITE MAKE SOMETHING NEW DO SOMETHING MORE WITH YOUR "CREATIVITY" THAT YOU OH SO CLAIM TO HAVE

LISTEN TO ME

COME ON

REPLY

i'm sleepy

-vivian}}

And no reply.

{{Email|Subject: I hope you still watch ED closely. 
From: Vivian Gee 
Tue 9/30/08 11:57 PM

Even though you seem to have disappeared, they still manage to get things.

Like your [[DVD|CD]]. Whoever you gave the CD out to, they are part of [[ED]].

Stop trusting people so closely Chris, you're going to get hurt.

Vivian.}}

Still no reply.

{{Email|Subject: Guess I was wrong. Blanca has been a troll from the start. 
From: Vivian Gee 
Wed 10/01/08 8:08 PM

She could have fooled me.

She's been a [[troll]] this entire time, orchestrating the break up and the reuniting of you two.

Don't you dare let her near you, she is just going to steal your things.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Blancatrollproof.JPG

Listen, Chris. I'm the last one trying to help you. Honest to fucking god.

Vivian}}

Again, no reply.

{{Email|Subject: RE: Guess I was wrong. [[Blanca]] has been a troll from the start. 
From: Vivian Gee 
Sun 10/05/08 12:33 AM

Chris, there is no one else who could get THESE IMAGES.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Chrisjobs.jpg 
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Chrisseypoo1.jpg

YOU ARE NOT GOING TO FIND YOUR SO-CALLED "TRUE LOVE" ON THE INTERNET CHRIS

SEEK SOME HELP PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

vivian}}

No reply, lol.

{{Email|Subject: did someone get that medallion? oh chris, please tell me that isn't the real one. 
From: Vivian Gee 
Mon 10/06/08 10:03 PM

...really...

really...

just...tell me it's fake... if it is...

if not...god chris, why didn't you listen}}

roflmao, Chris just dosn't give a shit about himself or his reputation

{{Emails}}

[[Category:E-mails]]

Jackie Chat 4

2011-09-20T22:00:41Z

Nelithy: few broken links, few new =)

This chat took place on 1 [[October 2010]]. We learn that [[Chris]] hates the expression "shot myself in the foot" just as much as he hates the word "[[naive]]". [[Jackie]] also reveals that she stopped watching ''[[Family Guy]]'' because she felt that Seth McFarlane began to inject his own [[Sonichu_10#Episode_21:_Christian_Chandler_in_Director_Amenities|stupid personal politics]] into the show.

[7:38 pm] '''CWC:'''
Hey, [[Sweetheart]]. :-* h 
[7:38 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
hello ~ ~ ~ 
[7:38 pm] '''CWC:'''
I've just uploaded [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|the new direct to Lars video]]; you can go check it out now. 
[7:38 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ooh! 
[7:39 pm] '''CWC:'''
I call him a [[Niggos|Jivin' Turkey]]. 
[7:39 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
give me a sec to watch 
[7:40 pm] '''CWC:'''
ok 
[7:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
:-D 
[7:40 pm] '''CWC:'''
You like that, huh? 
[7:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i loved it! 
[7:41 pm] '''CWC:'''
:) h 
[7:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
thank you so much 
[7:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
that'll really [[Family Guy|grind his gears]] 
[7:41 pm] '''CWC:'''
LOL 
[7:41 pm] '''CWC:'''
where did you hear that expression? 
[7:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
not sure where it comes from, i've heard people say it 
[7:42 pm] '''CWC:'''
cool; I've first heard of it from the Family Guy movie. 
[7:42 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh. wonder where they stole it from 
[7:42 pm] '''CWC:'''
IDK; I've been wondering that as well. 
[7:42 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
they like to steal a lot of dumb stuff on that show. 
[7:42 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
seth macfarlane cant seem to come up with anything original 
[7:43 pm] '''CWC:'''
Sometimes the story plots are original. 
[7:43 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i used to watch it when it first premiered when it was good, but nowadays all it is about is stewie being [[gay]], that dog promoting gay marriage, or seth macfarlane making fun of [[Chris and religion|christians]] 
[7:43 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so i stopped watching it 
[7:44 pm] '''CWC:'''
Like within the first season or two of the show. 
[7:44 pm] '''CWC:'''
I see. Well, I still watch it; it is a funny show. 
[7:44 pm] '''CWC:'''
They just showed [[Wikipedia:And Then There Were Fewer|the season premiere for the 9th season; a one hour special of a "Who Done It" Mystery]]. 
[7:44 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yeah, i guess its funny if you still think [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|fart]] jokes are funny 
[7:44 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and gay jokes 
[7:45 pm] '''CWC:'''
It's not just the comedy, there are a few good points throughout that I can relate to as well. 
[7:45 pm] '''CWC:'''
Like [[Wikipedia:Dial Meg for Murder|the episode]] where Meg goes to prison 
[7:46 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
don't you have a problem with the [[Chris_and_religion|scathing criticism of christianity]] the show promotes, though? 
[7:46 pm] '''CWC:'''
While it tends to be a stereotype to prisoners; they do mostly get toughened up after their time there. 
[7:46 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
seth macfarlane is a militant anti-christian 
[7:46 pm] '''CWC:'''
[[Chris and reality|I turn a blind eye to those parts.]] 
[7:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but i thought that you had a major problem with people who commit sins like that 
[7:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
? 
[7:47 pm] '''CWC:'''
BTW, in case you missed the episode, he revealed that [[Wikipedia:Lois Griffin|Lois]] came from a [[Michael Snyder|Jewish]] family; it does suit her though; her voice actress, [[Wikipedia:Alex Borstein|Alex Borsteen]], is jewish. 
[7:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
of course i missed it, i've missed it for seven years because i stopped watching it 
[7:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but like, i know you dont like [[homos]]exuality, but the show is a major supporter of homosexual rights 
[7:48 pm] '''CWC:'''
I have my feelings against what people do sometimes, but they're going to do it anyway. 
[7:49 pm] '''CWC:'''
I see those jokes as a hit on the gays, and I turn a blind eye there. Also, when two dudes making out is portrayed, I look away. 
[7:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what do you mean, a hit on the gays? 
[7:49 pm] '''CWC:'''
a Comical hit on them; making fun. 
[7:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
the show makes hits on christians a lot meaner, though 
[7:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
seth supports gays but he thinks christians are all going to hell. 
[7:51 pm] '''CWC:'''
I understand that. He only makes those jokes for the sake of comedy, so I do not hold it against him. 
[7:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you should look up his personal politics. he really, really hates christians 
[7:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
thats part of the reason i stopped watching, because he cant stop putting his stupid personal politics into the show 
[7:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
Well, that is his opinion, and he is welcome to it. 
[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so [[Ego|arrogant]] of [[Chris|a creator]] to [[Christian_Weston_Chandler_(comic_character)|insert themselves]] like that so much in what was once an [[Sonichu_10|innocent, entertaining creation]] 
[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well anyway 
[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
thanks for sending me your interview today! 
[7:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
sounds like me and my comics. 
[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
resume i mean 
[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i keep confusing those two words 
[7:53 pm] '''CWC:'''
and I will admit I took it a bit far of myself then as well. 
[7:53 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
how did the interview go? 
[7:53 pm] '''CWC:'''
The interview went good; I left a good and delightful impression on the interviewer; who was the area supervisor of the restaurant. 
[7:53 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well thats good! 
[7:53 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what kind of questions did they ask you? 
[7:54 pm] '''CWC:'''
He informed me later of the [[manager]]'s name, and told me that he has received over a hundred applications, and has already hired 40 people who are training at other locations. 
[7:54 pm] '''CWC:'''
Let me recollect... 
[7:55 pm] '''CWC:'''
He asked me about why I was let go at [[Wendy's|Wendys]]; I told him it was due to them having hiring too many people, and they must have thought I was an expendable individual, and I do not think I am expendable, so they let me go. ... 
[7:56 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
is that what happened? 
[7:56 pm] '''CWC:'''
With that, I told him that in a year, I see myself still working there for him and being their most valued employee. 
[7:56 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes and no... 
[7:56 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
? 
[7:56 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what do you mean? 
[7:57 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes the Wendy's store continued to hire more and more people... 
[7:57 pm] '''CWC:'''
no, because the manager then just didn't like me... 
[7:57 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
are you sure nothing happened? its rare to find a manager who would fire a person just because they dont like them personally. 
[7:58 pm] '''CWC:'''
I did a few things that made me look [[Slow-in-the-minds|immature]], like this one time, I was taking a bunch of garbage out to the dumpster, and I hit one of the bags on the back of my head... 
[7:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
that sounds just like a simple accident. i doubt that would get you fired 
[7:58 pm] '''CWC:'''
I washed off my hair, my hat and my shirt before returning to work; I later learned I could have just asked for a replacement hat and shirt. oops. 
[7:59 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
how did you dry your shirt? were you just soaking wet when you walked out of the bathroom? 
[7:59 pm] '''CWC:'''
Plus, there was this disagreement between me and one female employee; we did not see eye-to-eye, and she was mean-spirited. 
[7:59 pm] '''CWC:'''
I shook off the shirt to dry it. 
[7:59 pm] '''CWC:'''
I was not soaking. 
[8:00 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
did you take the shirt off? 
[8:00 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
when washing it? 
[8:00 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes. 
[8:00 pm] '''CWC:'''
I had the restroom to myself. 
[8:00 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what was your disagreement with your female co-worker about? 
[8:00 pm] '''CWC:'''
nowadays, I would not do that again; I know better. 
[8:00 pm] '''CWC:'''
essentially, she was a mean-spirited, mid-volume woman who gave me bad times with criticisms, insults and whatnot. 
[8:00 pm] '''CWC:'''
And after those ceased, and things were calming down, the manager... 
[8:02 pm] '''CWC:'''
was waiting for an opportunity to fire me... 
[8:02 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
do you have evidence they didn't like you, or are you just assuming all this 
[8:03 pm] '''CWC:'''
he got his opportunity one night after watching a family with a tired child crying; I did nothing to cause him to cry, he WAS tired. And I offered to get a top for their potato so they could take it with them. 
[8:03 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you must have done something to [[Chris and anger|anger management]]. they wont fire employees for no reason. 
[8:04 pm] '''CWC:'''
the manager thought I had done my [[Donald Duck]] voice for the child and made him cry, which was not the case. 
[8:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
are you sure the woman and the manager weren't just telling you to do something, or annoyed that you had failed to do something? 
[8:04 pm] '''CWC:'''
Because the next day, he gave me the pink slip. 
[8:04 pm] '''CWC:'''
Well, it was back in [[2001]]; I do not remember. 
[8:04 pm] '''CWC:'''
all of what they said. 
[8:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but you remember that they were mean-spirited well enough. 
[8:05 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes, their attitude stayed with me. 
[8:05 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but what you did didnt stay with you? 
[8:05 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
they were running a business. you may have interpreted their attitude as being mean, but maybe they were just stressed from trying to keep the place running. 
[8:06 pm] '''CWC:'''
I remember what I did; I'm just having trouble remembering some of them. 
[8:06 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
either you remember what you did or you didnt. 
[8:06 pm] '''CWC:'''
upon retrospect, you are right. 
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i only ask because you seem to assume people are being unfairly mean to you an awful lot. so i wanted to make sure you might not have done something yourself 
[8:07 pm] '''CWC:'''
Also, I was only a busboy, and at times when there were NO tables, floor, garbage or trays to clean, I didn't stand around; I took a seat for a few minutes now and then. 
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you usually arent allowed to sit at jobs like that 
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
there's always something to do in a restaurant. 
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
that might be it right there 
[8:08 pm] '''CWC:'''
I've learned from all that, and I'm not going to repeat those mistakes again. I realized that after I got fired. 
[8:08 pm] '''CWC:'''
The Wendys in [[Ruckersville]] often had few customers. 
[8:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but you just spent a good chunk of time telling me your firing wasnt your fault... 
[8:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so i'm not so sure you did learn from it 
[8:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but anyway, did you get the job at [[McDonald's|mcdonalds]]? 
[8:09 pm] '''CWC:'''
I did learn from my mistakes. 
[8:09 pm] '''CWC:'''
I don't know yet; they will call me in a week or less; they don't open up until the 19th. 
[8:09 pm] '''CWC:'''
they still have to sort out the other details, like a background check and such. 
[8:09 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well good luck! 
[8:09 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
background check should be fine, you dont have felonies or anythign 
[8:10 pm] '''CWC:'''
At least he has my character references, including Elizabeth and [[Rocky]]. 
[8:10 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yeah, i noticed you had another reference named Tony Wayne? 
[8:10 pm] '''CWC:'''
I pray he does not give the dang [[CWCki|Cwcki]] a look. 
[8:10 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
who is that? 
[8:10 pm] '''CWC:'''
brb 
[8:12 pm] '''CWC:'''
I'm back 
[8:12 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ok 
[8:13 pm] '''CWC:'''
Tony, for a long time, was the Gym Leader at the [[Pokémon|Pok'emon]] [[TCG]] League at [[the Game Place]]. He was a family man with a wife, son and two daughters; Tyler was the oldest; Briana was the middle child, and Caitlyn was the youngest. 
[8:13 pm] '''CWC:'''
Tony is also a Physics teacher at Albemarle High School. 
[8:13 pm] '''CWC:'''
A while after I was kicked out of the Place, Tony handed the torch of Gym Leader to someone else. 
[8:14 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
do you think he remembers you? its been a while since you've talked, right? 
[8:14 pm] '''CWC:'''
YES, he will remember me. 
[8:14 pm] '''CWC:'''
He and I had a few good conversations. 
[8:14 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
how long ago? 
[8:14 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
have you spoken recently? 
[8:15 pm] '''CWC:'''
And I gave Tyler, Briana and Caitlyn a fun [[Christmas]] Present (the one before I was forced to leave). 
[8:15 pm] '''CWC:'''
I made the three children their own custom [[My Little Pony]] figures. 
[8:15 pm] '''CWC:'''
complete hair change and paint job. 
[8:15 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
did they like them? 
[8:16 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes. 
[8:16 pm] '''CWC:'''
:) h 
[8:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what do you mean by hair change 
[8:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
? 
[8:17 pm] '''CWC:'''
I took out the original hair the figures had and rooted in bunches of thread strands to make new hair. 
[8:17 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so anyway, i knew you spent a lot of time at the game place, but i didnt realize you were employed there. 
[8:17 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what was your hourly pay? 
[8:17 pm] '''CWC:'''
Mostly brown or blonde or black to match the person the pony was going to. 
[8:17 pm] '''CWC:'''
I was not employed. 
[8:17 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
? 
[8:17 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
your resume says you were employed there, though 
[8:18 pm] '''CWC:'''
I was going to the League, and I was a Volunteer Assistant Gym Leader (and substitute Gym Leader). 
[8:18 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh, so you were just there playing childrens card games? 
[8:18 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
why'd you put it on your resume then? 
[8:19 pm] '''CWC:'''
I still did a lot of work, making sure the people and children kept in control and did not cause chaos. 
[8:19 pm] '''CWC:'''
Plus, sometimes, I had to put together their own playable decks from their scratch collections. 
[8:19 pm] '''CWC:'''
It did get [[stress|stressful]]. 
[8:19 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so you were playing with childrens card games. 
[8:20 pm] '''CWC:'''
I am into Pok'emon as well; I thought that was obvious. 
[8:20 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yeah i know you like pokemon, i'm just trying to figure out what work you did 
[8:20 pm] '''CWC:'''
and it was NOT just for children; teens and adults play the game too. 
[8:20 pm] '''CWC:'''
I did play the game. 
[8:21 pm] '''CWC:'''
as well 
[8:21 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i have a cousin with [[aspergers]] who LOVES pokemon cards. 
[8:21 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
he mostly collects them though, doesnt play much 
[8:21 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
likes the shiny colors, he says 
[8:21 pm] '''CWC:'''
Has he thought of looking for a League to join, so he can trade and play. 
[8:21 pm] '''CWC:'''
? 
[8:21 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i'm not sure 
[8:21 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
his mom is getting him more involved in sports now, he's kind of growing out of it i think 
[8:22 pm] '''CWC:'''
I see. 
[8:22 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so did the parents of these kids obtain your services as a babysitter then? 
[8:23 pm] '''CWC:'''
during those two hours, you could have considered me a babysitter. 
[8:23 pm] '''CWC:'''
as well 
[8:23 pm] '''CWC:'''
two hours a week 
[8:23 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
did the parents consider you a babysitter> 
[8:23 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
did the game place consider you an employee? 
[8:24 pm] '''CWC:'''
maybe, maybe not (on the parents); no T.G.P. did not consider me an employee 
[8:24 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but you listed yourself as employed there on your resume 
[8:24 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but really, you were just going to hang out and play pokemon cards once a week? 
[8:25 pm] '''CWC:'''
Volunteer work is considered work just the same. 
[8:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you didnt say volunteer work on the resume, you said you worked there 
[8:25 pm] '''CWC:'''
and I've just told you what I did there. 
[8:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yeah, you played pokemon cards 
[8:26 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
thats not really volunteer work. 
[8:26 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i mean, you go to the mall a lot and there are children there, are you babysitting every time you're at the mall? 
[8:26 pm] '''CWC:'''
AND kept the children and teens in order and made sure there was little chaos. 
[8:26 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but wasnt the reason you got kicked out of the game place because you were causing disruptions yourself? 
[8:27 pm] '''CWC:'''
that, and [[Michael Snyder|Michael]] just plain hated me. 
[8:27 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so again, you're assuming someone hated you 
[8:27 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
just like the manager at wendy's 
[8:27 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
why would he hate you? what reason would he have? 
[8:28 pm] '''CWC:'''
the only reasons Michael could have hated me, was ONCE or Twice, I did get loud when everything was getting chaotic and confusing soo bad, that I'd [[rage|just explode in a lout shout]]. 
[8:28 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what kind of shout? 
[8:29 pm] '''CWC:'''
And there was that time with me writing that message about him loving [[Mary Lee Walsh|Mary]]. 
[8:29 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
see, there you go 
[8:29 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you did something bad to him 
[8:29 pm] '''CWC:'''
just an "AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!" 
[8:29 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
why would you do that? 
[8:29 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
were children frightened? 
[8:29 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
maybe thats also why you were kicked out 
[8:30 pm] '''CWC:'''
Yes, that was established. 
[8:30 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so you screamed at children, and you vandalized the bathroom wall 
[8:30 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
is that right? 
[8:30 pm] '''CWC:'''
And I was just soo stressed out, and things were too chaotic and lout. 
[8:30 pm] '''CWC:'''
I did not write on the walls. 
[8:30 pm] '''CWC:'''
I wrote that message on a small piece of cardboard. 
[8:30 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
where was the cardboard 
[8:31 pm] '''CWC:'''
it was on the side of a card-holding box. 
[8:31 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
in the front of the store? on the counter? 
[8:31 pm] '''CWC:'''
by myself, away from everyone at the time, and I put the box in the bin of Pok'emon stuff that stays in the back room most of the time. 
[8:31 pm] '''CWC:'''
outside of League time. 
[8:32 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so you vandalized store property with threatening messages 
[8:32 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
how many other people were doing that, and screaming at kids? 
[8:32 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
because if that was common and only you got kicked out, then it would seem like you were unfairly singled out 
[8:33 pm] '''CWC:'''
JEEZE! this was YEARS ago; can we hold up on new questions until after I address the previous ones, please? 
[8:33 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what previous questions? i'm trying to find out why you got kicked out of the game place 
[8:33 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
dont get so snappy with me 
[8:33 pm] '''CWC:'''
After I shouted, it did become quiet. 
[8:33 pm] '''CWC:'''
I guess the children were frightened. 
[8:33 pm] '''CWC:'''
But I was trying to call order in the place. 
[8:34 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
why were you trying to call order if you werent an employee? 
[8:35 pm] '''CWC:'''
It wasn't store property; it was a cardboard box someone used and left behind. 
[8:35 pm] '''CWC:'''
a league member. 
[8:35 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
werent all the kids league members? 
[8:35 pm] '''CWC:'''
No one else did any vandalizing or screaming. 
[8:35 pm] '''CWC:'''
And I wrote that message that day, because I had brought my Wii, where before then it WAS okay to hook it up to their working flat-screen TV. 
[8:35 pm] '''CWC:'''
On this day, Michael said NO, and I was very angry at him. 
[8:35 pm] '''CWC:'''
Children were missing out on receiving a [[Wikipedia:Magmortar|Magmorter]], [[Wikipedia:Electivire|Electivre]] and Surfing Pikachu for thier Diamond/Pearl game cards. 
[8:38 pm] '''CWC:'''
There was Chaos in the place; I was stressed out; I was clouded and could not think, so I exploded. Often I am a lot better than that. 
[8:38 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
why were you there if it was so stressful to be there? 
[8:38 pm] '''CWC:'''
Some of the League Members were Teenagers AND Adults. 
[8:38 pm] '''CWC:'''
Most of the time it was NOT stressful. 
[8:38 pm] '''CWC:'''
CWC (ChrisChanSonichu) is idle 8:38 pm 
[8:38 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yeah but still 
[8:39 pm] '''CWC:'''
okay, I've answered the questions, please keep it one question at a time. 
[8:38 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
sounds like mike snyder was mad that you were trying to be the boss of the pokemon game 
[8:39 pm] '''CWC:'''
Yeah, okay, upon retrospect I can see that, so I agree with that statement. 
[8:39 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well see? there you go 
[8:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you said you learned from what happened at wendy's, but you applied the exact same mentality to what happened at the game place 
[8:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so do you agree now that mike snyder had a reason to kick you out? 
[8:40 pm] '''CWC:'''
No, most of the time I was very civil, and it was mostly calm and peaceful. 
[8:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so that makes it okay to scare children sometimes and boss people around? 
[8:41 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes, I agree Mike had a reason, yet I still have issues against him for kicking me out. 
[8:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what kind of issues? 
[8:42 pm] '''CWC:'''
it was not that serious; the shouts only happened TWICE; no more. And I was trying to keep everyone at peace and things calm. 
[8:42 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
maybe he didnt want the shouts to happen a third time 
[8:42 pm] '''CWC:'''
A), on the day I was kicked out, my mother came with me... 
[8:42 pm] '''CWC:'''
and when we went into the back room, HE DID NOT OFFER HER A CHAIR AT ALL. 
[8:43 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
why did he have to? 
[8:43 pm] '''CWC:'''
And he would not allow me to get a chair from the inside area for her. 
[8:43 pm] '''CWC:'''
SHE's an old woman. 
[8:43 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
he had just kicked you out. its understandable he didnt want you going in the back area, isnt it? 
[8:44 pm] '''CWC:'''
we WERE in the back area; I was getting a chair from the League Area. 
[8:43 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, he probably still had his issues against you 
[8:43 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
for screaming at his customers 
[8:44 pm] '''CWC:'''
Still, he did not have to relay it onto my mother; he could and Should have offered her a chair. 
[8:44 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well you didnt have to try to boss around the pokemon game, but you still did 
[8:45 pm] '''CWC:'''
B) he kicked me out before, but only for a short while. 
[8:45 pm] '''CWC:'''
CWC (ChrisChanSonichu) is available 8:45 pm 
[8:45 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so maybe the first time he banned you was a warning, then. what did you do after you came back? 
[8:45 pm] '''CWC:'''
I was Assistant Gym Leader; I kept things in order when Tony was not able to. 
[8:45 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
was one of the screams between the two bans? 
[8:46 pm] '''CWC:'''
HE was my superior in the League. 
[8:46 pm] '''CWC:'''
no. 
[8:46 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
wait, you said you werent actually employed though 
[8:46 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
either Tony was your boss or he wasnt 
[8:46 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and in any case, mike snyder was in charge of the store. he was hosting the pokemon league, so he would have been above tony 
[8:47 pm] '''CWC:'''
well, he was NOT an employee of T.G.P. either; he was a Volunteer too, but he was a higher Volunteer, and I respected him as such. 
[8:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but you didnt respect mike snyder, your host? 
[8:47 pm] '''CWC:'''
Yes, I guess he was above Tony. 
[8:47 pm] '''CWC:'''
but Mike had LITTLE to do with the League, Period. 
[8:48 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
it was his store. he had everything to do with it 
[8:49 pm] '''CWC:'''
he did not participate in any of the activities. 
[8:48 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so what? 
[8:49 pm] '''CWC:'''
Plus, he was one of the Coming in-an-out people; the League was in session LONG before he showed up. 
[8:49 pm] '''CWC:'''
ever 
[8:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so what? it was his store 
[8:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
why does when he started working there matter? he was hired to be the boss. were you hired to be the boss of the pokemon game? 
[8:51 pm] '''CWC:'''
Point is; he was not around long enough to get my respects, and I did not see him as a :"Presidentially Important" individual, like a Police man. 
[8:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
why does what you saw him as matter? it was HIS store 
[8:51 pm] '''CWC:'''
I was hired to be Assistant Gym Leader by the Gym Leader, yes. 
[8:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so you were employed? how much did it pay? 
[8:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you're confusing me. either you were an employee or you werent. 
[8:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
I was not payed. 
[8:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so you werent hired 
[8:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
hired = job 
[8:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
It was VOLUNTEER WORK. 
[8:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
Volunteers at the SPCA do not get paid, but they get HIRED. 
[8:53 pm] '''CWC:'''
Vounteer = Job 
[8:53 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
job = pay 
[8:53 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
chris, if you were officially an employee of the pokemon league thing, wouldnt tony have stood up for you when mike tried to kick you out? 
[8:54 pm] '''CWC:'''
Pay = [[Money]]; Money Varies; A job can have No Pay. 
[8:54 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
no it cant 
[8:54 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
a job pays money 
[8:54 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
thats what a job is 
[8:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
chris, it sounds like you are trying really, really, really hard to find a way to blame mike snyder for everything and absolve yourself of all wrongdoing. 
[8:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
that stands in contradiction to your claim that you learned your lesson from what happened at wendys 
[8:56 pm] '''CWC:'''
I do not mean to sound like that, and I understand blaming anyone does NOT absolve anyone of any doings. 
[8:56 pm] '''CWC:'''
My mind has Matured more since then, and from all of the Troll Encounters. 
[8:57 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but you still blame mike snyder for what happened. 
[8:57 pm] '''CWC:'''
I wish to move forward from all this. 
[8:57 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you havent ever once just admitted "yes, i goofed. i screamed at children, and i tried to boss people around even though i wasnt an official employee. i understand those things are wrong." 
[8:58 pm] '''CWC:'''
I Blame him for Kicking me out and being a Mean-Spirited Individual; I do not blame him for my own actions. 
[8:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
how can you blame him if he did what was justified? 
[8:58 pm] '''CWC:'''
Yes, I did goof up a lot. 
[8:58 pm] '''CWC:'''
those details considered. 
[8:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
if you steal a video game and a [[Jerkop|cop]] catches you and arrests you for theft, do you "blame" the cop for doing it? 
[8:59 pm] '''CWC:'''
No. A) I would never do such a thing, but if I did, it would be MY Fault; no one elses. 
[8:59 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, isnt getting kicked out of the game place your fault then too? 
[8:59 pm] '''CWC:'''
The "A)" was not required. 
[8:59 pm] '''CWC:'''
yeah, I guess it was my fault I got kicked out the "Place" also. 
[8:59 pm] '''CWC:'''
My own fault for shooting myself in the foot, metaphorically, a LOT in my whole lifetime. 
[8:59 pm] '''CWC:'''
I am sick and tired of that expression, "Shooting myself in the foot." 
[9:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
then maybe you should stop using it 
[9:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
CWC (ChrisChanSonichu) is idle 9:01 pm 
[9:01 pm] '''CWC:'''
Aside from "Naive" being my Least favorite word of all time, "Shooting myself in the foot" is my Least favorite expression. 
[9:01 pm] '''CWC:'''
CWC (ChrisChanSonichu) is available 9:02 pm 
[9:02 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but it accurately describes the fact that getting kicked out of the game place was your own doing 
[9:02 pm] '''CWC:'''
My father used it earlier today after I had left the job interview; he claimed that expression on me for saying the manager of Wendy's "thought I was EXPENDABLE." 
[9:02 pm] '''CWC:'''
He went and raised his voice at me and used the expression over and over because of that ONE WORD... 
[9:02 pm] '''CWC:'''
Even though the interview was emotionally Positive,and I left a Positive Impression aside from that one word... 
[9:02 pm] '''CWC:'''
He picks a fight with me for using that word. 
[9:03 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but on the other hand, he lets you live in [[14 Branchland Court|his house]] and pays off your rampant debts, so i'd say you owe him some breathing room 
[9:04 pm] '''CWC:'''
*sigh* 
[9:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
hey, i have an idea 
[9:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
for one of your october videos 
[9:04 pm] '''CWC:'''
uh huh 
[9:05 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
now that you see that mike snyder wasnt to blame, maybe one of your videos could be you admitting that you got kicked out because of your own actions, and you recognize he wasnt at fault? 
[9:05 pm] '''CWC:'''
that is fair. I will do that. 
[9:05 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
:D h 
[9:05 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
maybe if he sees it, he might be willing to lift the ban, too 
[9:05 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i bet all he's ever wanted was an honest admission of guilt and an apology 
[9:05 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you should make that one of your videos this weekend! 
[9:06 pm] '''CWC:'''
I doubt he'd ever lift the ban or even have an ounce of good will towards me after all that... 
[9:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, its worth a shot 
[9:07 pm] '''CWC:'''
plus the more recent events of me going there personally and asking him to let me back in... 
[9:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yeah, but last time you didnt admit to being wrong. 
[9:07 pm] '''CWC:'''
and [[6 June 2010|taking a photograph of him through the store window to use as a dartboard]]. 
[9:07 pm] '''CWC:'''
and getting caught heavily then. 
[9:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yeah, he might have interpreted that as threatening 
[9:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but in any case, making this video will be good for you even apart from him 
[9:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
it will be good to release your [[anger]] and your hate 
[9:08 pm] '''CWC:'''
I guess. 
[9:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you should make that your first video tomorrow! 
[9:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i cant wait to see it 
[9:08 pm] '''CWC:'''
right now, I'm feeling tired from the discussion. 
[9:08 pm] '''CWC:'''
Okay, I will make it the first video. 
[9:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
:-D :-D :-D 
[9:09 pm] '''CWC:'''
can I get away with NO [[Chris and cosplaying|costume]] for this one video out of 31? 
[9:09 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yeah, thats ok 
[9:09 pm] '''CWC:'''
:) h 
[9:09 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
for serious videos like this, you dont need a costume 
[9:09 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
it would take away from the gravitas of your statement 
[9:10 pm] '''CWC:'''
I agree. 
[9:10 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
hey, werent you going to show the picture of [[Lars]] in a squash suit and then rip the picture up? 
[9:10 pm] '''CWC:'''
I did that. 
[9:10 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
it looked like you cut a lot out of the final video. was that in the part that you cut out? 
[9:11 pm] '''CWC:'''
hang on. 
[9:10 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
do you still have the uncut video? could you send it to me? 
[9:12 pm] '''CWC:'''
Oh, shit! I did cut it out; I messed up in the editing. 
[9:12 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oops! :-) 
[9:12 pm] '''CWC:'''
I'll delete this one, and fix it right away. 
[9:12 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
just upload the whole thing 
[9:12 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
or send the whole thing to me, too 
[9:13 pm] '''CWC:'''
no, I'll reupload it after I fix it. 
[9:12 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ok 
[9:13 pm] '''CWC:'''
I gtg, but aside from the discussion, I appreciated and enjoyed our talk. 
[9:13 pm] '''CWC:'''
:) h 
[9:13 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
me too :-) 
[9:13 pm] '''CWC:'''
I Love You. 
[9:13 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
love you too ~ ~ ~ 
[9:13 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
bye! 
[9:13 pm] '''CWC:'''
:-* h 
[9:13 pm] '''CWC:'''
Sweetest [[dreams]]. 

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User talk:Anonymax

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Nelithy: /* Thanks a lot for guiding me through! */

You've been busy already - good job. Keep it up. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 13:36, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
:* Thanks for fixing the typos in Mumble 3! Sometimes my memory fails me. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:04, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

== Re:User Template Categories ==

That sounds like a good idea. Should we start moving pages, then? '''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 03:18, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
* Hmm, now that you mention it, I tried moving the weeaboo category to change its capitalization but I didn't see the "move" tab.

:An awards/standard userboxes split sounds good. It'll keep the Awards category from being cluttered. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 03:36, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

* Got it. I'd delete them right now, but since I'm only supposed to delete vandalism I don't want to accidentally abuse my Jerkop powers. Maybe you should ask one of the higher ups to do it? '''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 05:11, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

==Re: New Shirt Icons==

Okay. I've been using MS Paint all this time, but I just downloaded GIMP (it seems to be a lot more user-friendly than I remembered). How many have you fixed so far? I can fix the rest if there are any left to be done. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 01:57, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
*No, I've got it. Thanks for offering, though. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 02:04, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
** I hope you do ZThe Joker shirt justice seeing as it actually is one of his best known shirts for raging now.--[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 21:55, 11 May 2010 (UTC)

== About the welcome template... ==
I saw your post on YawningSquirtleRedux's talk page and I understand your reasoning, but wouldn't it be more convenient to to just use the template rather than all the text itself? I mean, thats what the template is for isn't it? It saves file size and and can actually be just typed out, rather than having to copy paste it in from somewhere. Plus it makes the talk pages easier to navigate around without all that text there. I don't know about you, but to me, using the template seems it'd be the easier option. And i'm still not sure what'd be so bad about the user talk pages changing when the template is edited. Wouldn't that just mean they'd have the up to date version of the welcome? Besides, how often would we even need to change the template. It looks fine to me as it is. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:52, 14 May 2010 (UTC)

== Hey, buddy ==

[[Template:Zoroastrian|You forgot a userbox.]] [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 19:26, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

== Ham ==

I'm amazed - nay, ASTOUNDED - that we have a template for that. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]], 21:40, 03 June 2010

== My Page ==
Thanks for cleaning up the userboxes. I kind of got the feeling I had done it wrong, but was too tired to mess around with it any more.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 04:57, 4 June 2010 (UTC)

== Uh, question. ==

I recently saw in my talk page's history something about you not wanting me to reinvent the wheel?
May I ask what that was about?
 [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 05:10, 4 June 2010 (UTC)DonnieDarko

== whitespace issues ==

Thank you so much for fixing the whitespace issues for the troll userboxes. I was wondering what was causing them. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 19:44, 11 July 2010 (UTC)

== Re: Your Jerkop application ==

In case you get this before you see my message in IRC, get in touch with me, I'd like to talk to you. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:10, 11 September 2010 (PDT)

== re:Large Rollback ==

Ah, thank you! I'll be sure to remember that. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 13:26, 12 September 2010 (PDT)

== Talk pages ==

The point of talk pages is to... TALK. It doesn't have to have a standard or anything. Right...? --[[User:Tommy-Vercetti|Tommy-Vercetti]] 06:51, 14 September 2010 (PDT)

== I have a few words for you: ==

You especially, need to get off your high horse.

Funny how everyone on this wiki criticizes Chris for being full of himself, how ironic since it's common from the editors here too. I'm through editing this shit wikipedia. You editors are just as pathetic as Chris. Fuck you. --[[User:Tommy-Vercetti|Tommy-Vercetti]] 20:44, 17 September 2010 (PDT)

== Thanks for trying ==

Unfortunately none of those suit my needs, thanks for trying though. --[[User:Ashki|Ashki]]

== Hey, idiot ==

Thanks for destroying my work: http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Vivian_Gee_E-mails_2&action=historysubmit&diff=115313&oldid=115312 --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 15:40, 23 September 2010 (PDT)

== Work 1 section a time ==

Just like as I do. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 15:46, 23 September 2010 (PDT)

== It's for future ==

Use the sections, there won't be conflicts of edits with someone else (probably). --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 15:51, 23 September 2010 (PDT)

==WTF==
I didnt "re-add crap" I removed the names of the 2 tards on the call. Check the version difference.
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 09:15, 24 September 2010 (PDT)

== Video icons with blank linkage, etc ==

Hiya. I edited a few of the "subject" and "style" [[Template:Video icon key|video icons]] that weren't pointing to links (i.e. they just went to file:image.blah and also were missing alt text), and changed one in particular ("Reason" under "style" pointed to the page for "Fail"; I changed it to "Chris and hypocrisy" since I figured there were plenty of examples and links for CWC's failures). Is there currently or will there be a desire to edit the icons in "shirt" and "other" similarly? If so, I'm willing to help, though not sure how people would want that done. There are only a few linked shirts so far, typically ones that are iconic of certain traits or events (e.g. the Pokemon shirt, the muscle bra). Others could be linked along the same way, like the "Rollin and Trollin" video for the "Trollin Style" outfit, or if something is ubiquitous enough it can just point to Chris's fashion page. The icons in the "other" category could link in the same way but I don't know if video types are categorized any further than the [[List of Videos]], nevermind that I'm not sure what qualifies as "live" or "directfeed".

Anyhow, I've always thought the video icons on the CWCiki are a neat touch. The shirts are all great. I'd only really change the "Rumors" icon because I always thought it was an old-fashioned weighing scale instead of a warning sign. Let me know if I can help. [[Image:Horse3.gif|Horsehorsehorse]] [[User talk:Horsehorsehorse|Talktalktalk]] 18:29, 30 September 2010 (PDT)

== Sorry ==

I was just trying to clear out some of the improper information and Clyde was jumping down my throat for no good reason, so yeah. --[[User:Ashki|Ashki]] 20:47, 1 October 2010 (PDT)
:* Honestly though, I can tell where I'm not wanted, so I might as well take my leave. --[[User:Ashki|Ashki]] 20:48, 1 October 2010 (PDT)
:::Hmm. Arguing against Clyde is a bit like tying your shoelaces up before entering a Mosque - a waste of time. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:52, 1 October 2010 (PDT)
::::Still, you might want to reign some control over him, there was absolutely '''no''' reason for him to jump down my throat for making a simple mistake, it's as simple as that. --[[User:Ashki|Ashki]] 00:10, 2 October 2010 (PDT)
:::::I don't think it was your simple mistake that did it, my friend. Although maybe you caught me a bad time. (ur still dumb lol) [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:43, 2 October 2010 (PDT)

==New article==
I just made an article titled Chris and Cosplay, can you look it over and tell me if I did anything bad?--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 11:31, 11 October 2010 (PDT)

== Re: Duck censorship ==

We did in for the Chris and Sex article. It's the article for the damn protagonist of the comics, an obviously important page, people shouldn't have to look at Chris's penis unless they know what they're getting into. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 16:05, 20 October 2010 (PDT)

==Re: Whatever==

The issue with that is that we can say he fails at all sorts of things like "[[Song of Christian|Making a crowd noise]]" and validly put them into the article. I honestly think your example is a good one in that it is something he can't do, but the problem is that it's not something he regularly fails at. About a month ago, I went through the article and trimmed out stuff like that, purely because the article needed trimming and nobody else was doing it. If we start putting in examples of all of his individual failures, we'll have to put all of them back in, and the article will go back to the way it was before unless we limit it in some other way.

I think there comes a point at which we should put less emphasis on including every detail and more emphasis on making it humanly possible to read the article, and the Fail article has always been on the brink of this point. If you think that the article should be taken in a different direction, I honestly don't have an issue with that, but you'll have your work cut out for you.

Oh and also, there's already "Exercise" listed, but that's not as significant. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:09, 6 November 2010 (PDT)
* solution: delete the fail article because it sucks. the cwcki is a testament to chris's failure. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:12, 6 November 2010 (PDT)

== It's good to have you back man ==

TSIA.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:03, 8 August 2011 (PDT)
Medical hiatus did me good =) --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 18:54, 8 August 2011 (PDT)

==Sorry about that==

Sickness has kept me off-site for a while and I'm rusty. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:27, 9 August 2011 (PDT)
:It's cool - go get some sleep =) --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:27, 9 August 2011 (PDT)

== Thanks. ==

Nah that was an earlier edit I did this morning. I'll just have to do it all over again. I'll try useing that notpad thing you showed me, and if the "keep me logged in" box wasnt ticked before, it is now. -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 09:19, 4 September 2011 (PDT)

== Thanks a lot for guiding me through! ==

Ohai Anonymax, thanks for taking the time to hold my hand a bit through my first few edits as well as an encouraging message on my discussion page. I read that you were a 'WoWfag' too so if you want to talk about either the [[autism|autistic]] manchild or said internet addiction: Feel free to add the same username on skype =)
{{clear}}
[[User:Nelithy|Nelithy]] 14:38, 20 September 2011 (PDT)

User talk:Anonymax

2011-09-20T21:38:43Z

Nelithy: /* Thanks a lot for guiding me through! */

User talk:Anonymax

2011-09-20T21:28:37Z

Nelithy: /* Thanks a lot for guiding me through! */ new section

User:Nelithy

2011-09-20T21:19:47Z

Nelithy: Created page with "A darn, slanderous homo who's been lurking on the cwcki for too long before establishing a profile. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and I may have been lacking of i..."

A darn, slanderous [[homo]] who's been lurking on the cwcki for too long before establishing a profile. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and I may have been lacking of it, this page will be completed as soon as possible

User talk:Nelithy

2011-09-20T21:16:58Z

Nelithy:

==Hi there!==

[[Image:CWCiki_Introduction.jpg|thumb|300px|Welcome to CWCKI!]]

Welcome to [[CWCki]]! There's a lot to do around here because Chris never does anything himself. I hope you'll stay with us and make many improvements of your own!

:Before you start, be sure to read '''[[A Quick Guide to CWCki]]'''. This will guide you through the dos and don'ts of editing [[CWCki|the world's most accurate wiki]]. Be especially sure to read this if you consider Anonymous to be legion or if you've just come over from [[ED]]. Everything you know is [[lies|wrong]].

:'''[[Special:Recentchanges|Recent changes]]''' is a great first stop, because you can see what other people are editing right this minute, and where you can help.

:If you're looking for things to do, check out the '''[[CWCki:Priority Listing|priority listing]]''' for things that need to be done, or join a '''[[CWCki:Projects|project]]'''.

:If you haven't already, create a '''[[User:{{PAGENAME}}|user page]]''' about yourself! If you do, we'll be able to know you better as a member of our community. Just don't upload gigantic pictures of yourself and your favorite anime. I warn against this only because it's happened before.

:'''Questions?''' Please read the [[Frequently Asked Questions|FAQ]] first. Later, you can ask in the '''[[CWCki:Community_Portal|Community Portal]]''' or on the "discussion" page associated with each article, join the live chat in our [[Sonichu (IRC)|IRC channel]] or post a message on [[User talk:Anonybot|my talk page]]!

:Once again, welcome to CWCki!
{{clear}}
--[[User:Anonybot|Anonybot]] 13:41, 20 September 2011 (PDT)

==RE: Hi there!==

Thank you for a warm welcome! That was probably an automated greeting, but it was a nice one anyway =) I'm very new to wiki and wiki editing, but I found it quite amusing to add hotlinks where they fit and repair broken ones, please let me know if I make any mistakes, as the last thing I'd ever want to do is to vandalize my favorite site on the interwebs
{{clear}}
--[[User:Nelithy|Nelithy]]

:I was testing a new script that helps welcome new users who have made some edits since they registered an account. The body of the text is what I hope users will find most useful and welcoming - and hopefully not the fact it may have been sent to their talk page automatically =) Welcome anyway --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:12, 20 September 2011 (PDT)

Oh! I've read it before, but I'll re-read it for sure - might need to freshen up on a few details. Thanks for reminding me, it is quite a useful body indeed!
{{clear}}
--[[User:Nelithy|Nelithy]]

User talk:Nelithy

2011-09-20T21:16:40Z

Nelithy:

User talk:Nelithy

2011-09-20T21:16:12Z

Nelithy:

==Hi there!==

[[Image:CWCiki_Introduction.jpg|thumb|300px|Welcome to CWCKI!]]

Welcome to [[CWCki]]! There's a lot to do around here because Chris never does anything himself. I hope you'll stay with us and make many improvements of your own!

:Before you start, be sure to read '''[[A Quick Guide to CWCki]]'''. This will guide you through the dos and don'ts of editing [[CWCki|the world's most accurate wiki]]. Be especially sure to read this if you consider Anonymous to be legion or if you've just come over from [[ED]]. Everything you know is [[lies|wrong]].

:'''[[Special:Recentchanges|Recent changes]]''' is a great first stop, because you can see what other people are editing right this minute, and where you can help.

:If you're looking for things to do, check out the '''[[CWCki:Priority Listing|priority listing]]''' for things that need to be done, or join a '''[[CWCki:Projects|project]]'''.

:If you haven't already, create a '''[[User:{{PAGENAME}}|user page]]''' about yourself! If you do, we'll be able to know you better as a member of our community. Just don't upload gigantic pictures of yourself and your favorite anime. I warn against this only because it's happened before.

:'''Questions?''' Please read the [[Frequently Asked Questions|FAQ]] first. Later, you can ask in the '''[[CWCki:Community_Portal|Community Portal]]''' or on the "discussion" page associated with each article, join the live chat in our [[Sonichu (IRC)|IRC channel]] or post a message on [[User talk:Anonybot|my talk page]]!

:Once again, welcome to CWCki!
{{clear}}
--[[User:Anonybot|Anonybot]] 13:41, 20 September 2011 (PDT)

==RE: Hi there!==

Thank you for a warm welcome! That was probably an automated greeting, but it was a nice one anyway =) I'm very new to wiki and wiki editing, but I found it quite amusing to add hotlinks where they fit and repair broken ones, please let me know if I make any mistakes, as the last thing I'd ever want to do is to vandalize my favorite site on the interwebs
{{clear}}
--[[User:Nelithy|Nelithy]

:I was testing a new script that helps welcome new users who have made some edits since they registered an account. The body of the text is what I hope users will find most useful and welcoming - and hopefully not the fact it may have been sent to their talk page automatically =) Welcome anyway --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:12, 20 September 2011 (PDT)

Oh! I've read it before, but I'll re-read it for sure - might need to freshen up on a few details. Thanks for reminding me, it is quite a useful body indeed!

User talk:Nelithy

2011-09-20T21:14:06Z

Nelithy:

==Hi there!==

[[Image:CWCiki_Introduction.jpg|thumb|300px|Welcome to CWCKI!]]

Welcome to [[CWCki]]! There's a lot to do around here because Chris never does anything himself. I hope you'll stay with us and make many improvements of your own!

:Before you start, be sure to read '''[[A Quick Guide to CWCki]]'''. This will guide you through the dos and don'ts of editing [[CWCki|the world's most accurate wiki]]. Be especially sure to read this if you consider Anonymous to be legion or if you've just come over from [[ED]]. Everything you know is [[lies|wrong]].

:'''[[Special:Recentchanges|Recent changes]]''' is a great first stop, because you can see what other people are editing right this minute, and where you can help.

:If you're looking for things to do, check out the '''[[CWCki:Priority Listing|priority listing]]''' for things that need to be done, or join a '''[[CWCki:Projects|project]]'''.

:If you haven't already, create a '''[[User:{{PAGENAME}}|user page]]''' about yourself! If you do, we'll be able to know you better as a member of our community. Just don't upload gigantic pictures of yourself and your favorite anime. I warn against this only because it's happened before.

:'''Questions?''' Please read the [[Frequently Asked Questions|FAQ]] first. Later, you can ask in the '''[[CWCki:Community_Portal|Community Portal]]''' or on the "discussion" page associated with each article, join the live chat in our [[Sonichu (IRC)|IRC channel]] or post a message on [[User talk:Anonybot|my talk page]]!

:Once again, welcome to CWCki!
{{clear}}
--[[User:Anonybot|Anonybot]] 13:41, 20 September 2011 (PDT)

==RE: Hi there!==

Thank you for a warm welcome! That was probably an automated greeting, but it was a nice one anyway =) I'm very new to wiki and wiki editing, but I found it quite amusing to add hotlinks where they fit and repair broken ones, please let me know if I make any mistakes, as the last thing I'd ever want to do is to vandalize my favorite site on the interwebs
{{clear}}
--[[User:Nelithy|Nelithy]] 16:11, 20 September 2011 (PDT)

:I was testing a new script that helps welcome new users who have made some edits since they registered an account. The body of the text is what I hope users will find most useful and welcoming - and hopefully not the fact it may have been sent to their talk page automatically =) Welcome anyway --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:12, 20 September 2011 (PDT)

User talk:Nelithy

2011-09-20T21:11:51Z

Nelithy:

==Hi there!==

[[Image:CWCiki_Introduction.jpg|thumb|300px|Welcome to CWCKI!]]

Welcome to [[CWCki]]! There's a lot to do around here because Chris never does anything himself. I hope you'll stay with us and make many improvements of your own!

:Before you start, be sure to read '''[[A Quick Guide to CWCki]]'''. This will guide you through the dos and don'ts of editing [[CWCki|the world's most accurate wiki]]. Be especially sure to read this if you consider Anonymous to be legion or if you've just come over from [[ED]]. Everything you know is [[lies|wrong]].

:'''[[Special:Recentchanges|Recent changes]]''' is a great first stop, because you can see what other people are editing right this minute, and where you can help.

:If you're looking for things to do, check out the '''[[CWCki:Priority Listing|priority listing]]''' for things that need to be done, or join a '''[[CWCki:Projects|project]]'''.

:If you haven't already, create a '''[[User:{{PAGENAME}}|user page]]''' about yourself! If you do, we'll be able to know you better as a member of our community. Just don't upload gigantic pictures of yourself and your favorite anime. I warn against this only because it's happened before.

:'''Questions?''' Please read the [[Frequently Asked Questions|FAQ]] first. Later, you can ask in the '''[[CWCki:Community_Portal|Community Portal]]''' or on the "discussion" page associated with each article, join the live chat in our [[Sonichu (IRC)|IRC channel]] or post a message on [[User talk:Anonybot|my talk page]]!

:Once again, welcome to CWCki!
{{clear}}
--[[User:Anonybot|Anonybot]] 13:41, 20 September 2011 (PDT)

==RE: Hi there!==

Thank you for a warm welcome! That was probably an automated greeting, but it was a nice one anyway =) I'm very new to wiki and wiki editing, but I found it quite amusing to add hotlinks where they fit and repair broken ones, please let me know if I make any mistakes, as the last thing I'd ever want to do is to vandalize my favorite site on the interwebs
--[[User:Nelithy|Nelithy]] 16:11, 20 September 2011 (PDT)

User talk:Nelithy

2011-09-20T21:10:09Z

Nelithy:

==Hi there!==

[[Image:CWCiki_Introduction.jpg|thumb|300px|Welcome to CWCKI!]]

Welcome to [[CWCki]]! There's a lot to do around here because Chris never does anything himself. I hope you'll stay with us and make many improvements of your own!

:Before you start, be sure to read '''[[A Quick Guide to CWCki]]'''. This will guide you through the dos and don'ts of editing [[CWCki|the world's most accurate wiki]]. Be especially sure to read this if you consider Anonymous to be legion or if you've just come over from [[ED]]. Everything you know is [[lies|wrong]].

:'''[[Special:Recentchanges|Recent changes]]''' is a great first stop, because you can see what other people are editing right this minute, and where you can help.

:If you're looking for things to do, check out the '''[[CWCki:Priority Listing|priority listing]]''' for things that need to be done, or join a '''[[CWCki:Projects|project]]'''.

:If you haven't already, create a '''[[User:{{PAGENAME}}|user page]]''' about yourself! If you do, we'll be able to know you better as a member of our community. Just don't upload gigantic pictures of yourself and your favorite anime. I warn against this only because it's happened before.

:'''Questions?''' Please read the [[Frequently Asked Questions|FAQ]] first. Later, you can ask in the '''[[CWCki:Community_Portal|Community Portal]]''' or on the "discussion" page associated with each article, join the live chat in our [[Sonichu (IRC)|IRC channel]] or post a message on [[User talk:Anonybot|my talk page]]!

:Once again, welcome to CWCki!
{{clear}}
--[[User:Anonybot|Anonybot]] 13:41, 20 September 2011 (PDT)

==RE:Hi there!==

Thank you for a warm welcome! That was probably an automated greeting, but it was a nice one anyway =) I'm very new to wiki and wiki editing, but I found it quite amusing to add hotlinks where they fit and repair broken ones, please let me know if I make any mistakes, as the last thing I'd ever want to do is to vandalize my favorite site on the interwebs

Jackie Chat 2

2011-09-20T20:25:29Z

Nelithy: Few more changes =) getting a bit better at this!

{{Quote|I will defend you, Jacklyn Romy. I will defend you to the last bead of sweat or breath.}}

This chat took place on 25 [[September 2010]]. Highlights of the chat include [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] wanting to kill the trolls for hacking his [[PS3]], telling [[Jackie]] that he could pick her up and [[:File:ProportionFail.jpg|cradle her in his arms]], and believing that [[Chris and hypocrisy|Lars wastes his money on collecting boats]].

[7:36 pm] '''CWC:'''
Hey, Jackie. :) h 
[7:36 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
hi! 
[7:37 pm] '''CWC:'''
I saw you were [[online]]. :-* h 
[7:37 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yeah, sorry i didnt talk to you about rescheduling the chat 
[7:37 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but we caught each other 
[7:37 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
:-) 
[7:37 pm] '''CWC:'''
rescheduling? 
[7:37 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
cause i had to cancel yesterday 
[7:37 pm] '''CWC:'''
oh. It's cool. 
[7:37 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
hey can you hold on for a moment sweetie? 
[7:38 pm] '''CWC:'''
sure. 
[7:38 pm] '''CWC:'''
CWC (ChrisChanSonichu) is offline 7:38 pm 
[7:38 pm] '''CWC:'''
IMs are delivered when the buddy signs in. Send CWC (ChrisChanSonichu) a text message 
[7:38 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ok, i'm back 
[7:38 pm] '''CWC:'''
cool. 
[7:38 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
:-* 
[7:38 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so how has your day been? 
[7:39 pm] '''CWC:'''
First thought: how did you like the speech (as it may be called) I typed up for you? 
[7:39 pm] '''CWC:'''
Okay, but it got better now. :) h 
[7:39 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i thought it was very emotional 
[7:39 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
heartfelt 
[7:39 pm] '''CWC:'''
I meant it that way. 
[7:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i noticed you mentioned [[Excel Saga|excel saga]] as an inspiration for [[sonichu]] 
[7:40 pm] '''CWC:'''
Mainly in the part where I was able to include myself in the comic as an "Intrusive Director". 
[7:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what exactly did you mean by "intrusive director"? i was a little confused on that 
[7:41 pm] '''CWC:'''
But, yes, there were other obvious instances where the [[anime]] was an inspiration. 
[7:41 pm] '''CWC:'''
You haven't watched "Excel Saga" have you? 
[7:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
nope, never seen it 
[7:41 pm] '''CWC:'''
Well, I have the 6 DVD set, so that'll be something I'll be happy to share with you then. 
[7:42 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
look forward to it! 
[7:42 pm] '''CWC:'''
In a nutshell about the I.D., [[Wikipedia: Shinichi Watanabe|Shinichi Watanabe]] was the Director of the Anime, while [[Wikipedia:Rikdo Koshi|Koshi Rikdo]] was the author of the original manga. 
[7:42 pm] '''CWC:'''
in the episodes, Shinichi, A.K.A. Nabeshin, put himself into the show out of, to put it plainly, self-ego. 
[7:43 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so thats why you put yourself in [[Sonichu (comic)|sonichu]]? 
[7:44 pm] '''CWC:'''
Anyway, following that, I put myself into the comic series. 
[7:44 pm] '''CWC:'''
At least I gave myself a good role as Mayor of [[Cwcville]], VA. 
[7:44 pm] '''CWC:'''
And then some with other things there. 
[7:44 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you kind of made yourself the hero of the series, right? 
[7:45 pm] '''CWC:'''
I could have just left myself to be Mayor, but I had to give myself a bunch of my own adventures. 
[7:45 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
because of ego 
[7:45 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
? 
[7:45 pm] '''CWC:'''
Sonichu was purposed to be the Main Hero, but yes [[Chris_and_ego|I did get carried away with myself]]. 
[7:46 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you sure do love yourself 
[7:46 pm] '''CWC:'''
I realized that over a year ago, about right before I drew myself into [[Time Void|the different dimension]] for a couple of books. 
[7:46 pm] '''CWC:'''
so-so, but I am not a blantant self-lover like [[Wikipedia:List of The Smurfs characters|Vanity Smurf]]. 
[7:46 pm] '''CWC:'''
I care a lot of others as well. ;) h 
[7:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
are there any characters you ever thought about putting in the comic that you didnt? 
[7:47 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes, as a matter of fact. 
[7:48 pm] '''CWC:'''
I had an idea of making [[Naitsirhc]] leader of a [[Power Rangers|Power Ranger]]-like group (for Team Rocket), to capture [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and take over a bunch of things as well. They would even have a Zord that changes from Sonichu to Robot. 
[7:48 pm] '''CWC:'''
One zord 
[7:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so you were going to parody power rangers? 
[7:49 pm] '''CWC:'''
I was a really big Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers fan, but they lost me [[Revive Zordon|When They Killed Zordon]]. 
[7:49 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes. 
[7:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you know, you have mentioned some "man in a [[pickle]] suit" a lot, i always thought that was a character in your comic, but i couldnt find him in there 
[7:50 pm] '''CWC:'''
NO, not a character; a Real [[Troll]]. 
[7:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh, i see 
[7:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but you put a lot of real people in your comic, i thought you might put him in too 
[7:51 pm] '''CWC:'''
He started by being the one pretending to be [[Blanca Weiss]] (and/or someone else after her), then he later revealed himself to be a [[Black]] [[Man_in_the_Pickle_Suit|Man in a Pickle Suit]]. 
[7:51 pm] '''CWC:'''
I did not. 
[7:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
how come? 
[7:51 pm] '''CWC:'''
I just did not want to. 
[7:51 pm] '''CWC:'''
Anyway 
[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
anyway? 
[7:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
this dude came up with the idea after the one-panel joke I drew where I make it obvious through Sonichu that I did not like [[pickles]] (the vegetable), followed by the line of a [[Wikipedia:ATHF|Meatwad]], "The Bun is in your mind." 
[7:53 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so you took a line straight from aqua teen hunger force? 
[7:54 pm] '''CWC:'''
Then they decided to exaggerate it by adding the fact that some women use a vegetable like a pickle for a dildo. 
[7:54 pm] '''CWC:'''
Partially, it was from an episode of [[Wikipedia:Space Ghost Coast to Coast|Space Ghost Coast to Coast]], Guest Starring the ATHF. 
[7:54 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but you took the line from that, then 
[7:54 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes 
[7:54 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
how come you didn't just write your own joke? 
[7:56 pm] '''CWC:'''
I felt it was an appropriate parody, since I portrayed eating from a fast food restaurant, and if you take a close look at the panel, I drew in Shake for the cup, Frylock for the fry box, and the Salad was a character they could have had on ATHF; Ce-Lad. 
[7:56 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, its not really a parody if you lift it verbatim 
[7:56 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i mean, you just took the characters straight from the show 
[7:56 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
those are intellectual property of other creators 
[7:58 pm] '''CWC:'''
I did what I did; I put it together the way I did; I didn't think of such details when I drew it. 
[7:58 pm] '''CWC:'''
I was doing it for [[Parody]]'s sake. 
[7:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
really? isnt that why you got mad at [[asperchu]], though? 
[8:00 pm] '''CWC:'''
[[Alec]] portrayed Sonichu as a "[[Gay]] Cousin" of Asperchu; Sonichu is Straight; I felt really angry at the wrongful portrayal. 
[8:00 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, that's what parody is though 
[8:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you know, i read through both comics, sonichu and asperchu. they're definitely different in a lot of ways but i like them both for their strengths 
[8:01 pm] '''CWC:'''
Sonichu is Straight; I meant my comic series to be a Straight Series; I did not like this direction of Parody. 
[8:01 pm] '''CWC:'''
That's cool. 
[8:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
like, asperchu was always kind of a darker, serious comic, with gripping stories and excellent artwork; 
[8:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
sonichu had kind of a kiddy [[art]] style, which i guess was your point. 
[8:02 pm] '''CWC:'''
I guess my anger towards the [[homos]]exuality aspects and their portrayal of killing my person and taking side with [[Liquid|the brown-striped impostor]] over me blinded me to the strengths. 
[8:03 pm] '''CWC:'''
It is MY Drawing Style; I can't help it if it looks "kiddy". 
[8:03 pm] '''CWC:'''
I meant it to be a better style. 
[8:03 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh, it wasnt intentional? 
[8:03 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes, not intentional. 
[8:03 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i thought you meant it as an avant-garde thing, to make a statment 
[8:03 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
like, ironically bad 
[8:04 pm] '''CWC:'''
no. 
[8:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh 
[8:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i love [[silvana]] 
[8:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
its a very funny comic though 
[8:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
a lot of good [[Random Access Humor|humor]] points 
[8:05 pm] '''CWC:'''
I took a lot of art classes in my lifetime throughout [[Chris's education|ALL of my schools]], and I've been thought of as a kiddy artist. I guess it's okay. 
[8:05 pm] '''CWC:'''
I meant it to be humorous. 
[8:05 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
like your exaggerated [[death]] scenes, like when [[ivy]] died in an elevator shaft 
[8:05 pm] '''CWC:'''
And [[Silvana]] was among the first Troll-Inspired Characters; they gave me the idea to make her a hermaphrodite. 
[8:05 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
or when you had that building collapse and kill hundreds of innocents 
[8:05 pm] '''CWC:'''
Those Trolls were NOT innocent. 
[8:06 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and when the [[jerkops]] attacked you at the [[Get-Tar_Region|Get-Tar region]] 
[8:06 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
that was hilarious 
[8:06 pm] '''CWC:'''
That actually happened to me in real life. 
[8:06 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, was everyone in the [[9/11]] building a troll? 
[8:06 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
they probably had secretaries and temps and such 
[8:06 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
they would be innocent working people. 
[8:07 pm] '''CWC:'''
9/11? I did not mean it to be portrayed of that event. 
[8:07 pm] '''CWC:'''
The secretaries and temps were of Hell-Order, employed by [[Beel|the devil]]. 
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh. a lot of people thought it was supposed to be related to the 9/11 bombings. 
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
anyway 
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i also love the dramatic parts of the comic 
[8:08 pm] '''CWC:'''
Look at the guy at the front desk, an obvious portrayal of satan. 
[8:08 pm] '''CWC:'''
thank you. 
[8:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
like when you had alec benson leary have [[Basement Rosechus|those rosechu sex slaves in his basement]], it was like from [[Wikipedia:Pulp Fiction|pulp fiction]] or something 
[8:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you should have had [[Wikipedia:Bruce Willis|bruce willis]] come chop his head off with a sword to rescue them from the anal rape 
[8:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
like what happened to [[wikipedia:Ving Rhames|ving rames]] in that movie 
[8:09 pm] '''CWC:'''
Alec made me angry with his portrayal of me and my characters. I've heard of Bruce, but I have not seen that movie. 
[8:09 pm] '''CWC:'''
BTW, [[Wikipedia:Silent Hill (film)|Silent Hill]] was a good movie. 
[8:09 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but your breaking and entering of his house and destroying all his property 
[8:09 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
was that supposed to be like an ironic over-reaction? 
[8:09 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
that you went to such extreme, illegal lengths 
[8:10 pm] '''CWC:'''
Good portrayal of people misunderstanding an individual and treating her wrongfully. it made me think of what the trolls have understood and done to me. 
[8:10 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
her? alec benson leary is a guy 
[8:10 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes, That was like an ironic over-reaction. 
[8:10 pm] '''CWC:'''
I was talking about the girl in [[wikipedia:Silent Hill (film)|the Silent Hill Movie]]. 
[8:11 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
was it a statement about the imperfections of our legal system? 
[8:11 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
please elaborate 
[8:12 pm] '''CWC:'''
It was more of a statement of A) my anger of and seeking satisfaction of Alec. B) ways that the Trolls could have hacked into my console. And C) The portrayal of the Sick, Twisted things the Trolls think about often. 
[8:13 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh, so it wasnt an ironic statement 
[8:13 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
isnt alec a parodic artist though? i thought he wasnt a troll 
[8:13 pm] '''CWC:'''
Maybe I misspoke of the irony. In my mind, Alec was a Troll. 
[8:13 pm] '''CWC:'''
But I may have been mistaken then. 
[8:13 pm] '''CWC:'''
about him 
[8:14 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so you dont believe he is a troll now? 
[8:14 pm] '''CWC:'''
I guess not. 
[8:14 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
who was that lawyer you gave him at that show trial? he was high at the time. that would never fly in an American court of [[law]] 
[8:14 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what country is CWCville in? 
[8:15 pm] '''CWC:'''
brb 
[8:17 pm] '''CWC:'''
The Attorney at Law there was [[List_of_Sonichu_characters#Marvey_Blaziken|Marvey Blaziken]] (a [[parody]] of [[Wikipedia:Harvey Birdman|Harvey Birdman]]). [[Cwcville]] is in the State of [[Virginia]] in the [[United States of America]]. 
[8:17 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
no, i mean the defense lawyer you gave alec 
[8:17 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
he was high on the marijuana 
[8:19 pm] '''CWC:'''
That was Sean; among the Four comic artists on the past [[Asperpedia]]; I believe he drew the "Moon Pals" comic. 
[8:19 pm] '''CWC:'''
excuse me, Three comic artists. 
[8:19 pm] '''CWC:'''
[[Mao]] was the Admin of the Asperpedia website. 
[8:19 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, that wasnt a fair defense. grounds for a mistrial right there 
[8:20 pm] '''CWC:'''
When I drew those pages, I didn't really care; I was angry at those four for what they were drawing in their comics, and [[Mao]] was supporting them. 
[8:20 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and then you had cruel and unusual punishment, and the execution was carried out right away, with no opportunity for appeal 
[8:20 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh, and by a little girl too 
[8:21 pm] '''CWC:'''
I was filled with anger. 
[8:21 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
why so angry? 
[8:21 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i thought you were all about parody 
[8:21 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i mean, if you were in control of how other people parodied your work, it wouldnt be a true parody 
[8:22 pm] '''CWC:'''
Because of their portrayal of me and my [[Electric-Hedgehog Pok'emon]]; we're NOT [[Homos|Gay]], and we did not care for being horrifyingly killed like they did, and we're certainly NOT [[Tobacky|Drug]]-heads. 
[8:22 pm] '''CWC:'''
But upon retrospect now, I'm not as angry at them anymore. 
[8:22 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
maybe you should apologize to Alec. 
[8:22 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and the rest 
[8:23 pm] '''CWC:'''
I did apologize to them. 
[8:23 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but you murdered them in an unjust trial 
[8:23 pm] '''CWC:'''
AFTER the trial. 
[8:23 pm] '''CWC:'''
I apologized to them. 
[8:23 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
when? in a video? 
[8:23 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes, in a video. 
[8:23 pm] '''CWC:'''
i think 
[8:24 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
could you show me the specific video? 
[8:24 pm] '''CWC:'''
let me see... 
[8:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh, i looked it up 
[8:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
its that video where you're wearing the [[asperchu medallion]], right? 
[8:26 pm] '''CWC:'''
Yeah, I believe so. 
[8:26 pm] '''CWC:'''
I was looking it up, but I had uploaded a LOT of [[videos]]; glad you found it. 
[8:27 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
do you still have that medallion? you said you had it hanging on the wall but i didnt see it in [[Chris's room|your room]] photos. 
[8:27 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes I still have it; it's in that box that's hanging on the wall next to the doll. 
[8:27 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh 
[8:27 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
why is it turned around? 
[8:28 pm] '''CWC:'''
what, the doll? 
[8:28 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
the asperchu medallion 
[8:28 pm] '''CWC:'''
the Asperchu medal is INSIDE the box. 
[8:28 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but why is the box turned over 
[8:28 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you're hiding it? 
[8:29 pm] '''CWC:'''
it's not turned over. 
[8:29 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but a box is covering it 
[8:29 pm] '''CWC:'''
you can see the address label 
[8:29 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but you cant see the medallion 
[8:29 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so its hidden 
[8:29 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes, it is hidden in the box. 
[8:29 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
why? 
[8:29 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you said it would be up for display 
[8:29 pm] '''CWC:'''
The was I felt, I did not care to look at it. 
[8:29 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh 
[8:30 pm] '''CWC:'''
Well, it is up for display; the box is openable on the wall. 
[8:30 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, now that your [[anger]] has faded away, you should uncover it again 
[8:30 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you said you would display it openly as a show of good will. to hide it is [[Honest Content|dishonest]] 
[8:30 pm] '''CWC:'''
I feel uncertainty about unhiding it, but I will think about it. 
[8:30 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
:-\ 
[8:31 pm] '''CWC:'''
I displayed it in the video; isn't that enough? 
[8:31 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you should just open the box. 
[8:31 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
no its not 
[8:31 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you said it like you would leave it up for open display 
[8:31 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
to not follow through is dishonest 
[8:32 pm] '''CWC:'''
alright, I'll take it out of the box and hang the medal for open display later. 
[8:32 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yay!! 
[8:32 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
:-) :-) :-) 
[8:32 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i cant wait to see it on your wall in the next video 
[8:32 pm] '''CWC:'''
on [[October 2010|October 1st]]. 
[8:32 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yep 
[8:32 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but lets talk about other stuff 
[8:32 pm] '''CWC:'''
okay. Actually, there's something of interest I'd like to ask you about. 
[8:32 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh? please ask 
[8:34 pm] '''CWC:'''
I have just received an e-mail from [[Wikipedia:Trojan (condoms)|the Trojan condom company]]; I'm on their e-mail list. They've started making [[vibrator]]s, and they had a picture and offer for it, and I thought you'd might like that. Would you like me to forward you the e-mail? 
[8:34 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
no, thank you 
[8:34 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
my vibrator needs are covered :-* 
[8:35 pm] '''CWC:'''
okay, [[Sweetheart]]. :) h 
[8:35 pm] '''CWC:'''
I wanted to ask you anyway. 
[8:35 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ever seen this dildo? its called thor 
[8:35 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
http://www.zoofur.com/image.php?id=123&type=D 
[8:35 pm] '''CWC:'''
DAMN. I hadn't before. 
[8:35 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yeah, its nuts 
[8:35 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
no pun intended 
[8:36 pm] '''CWC:'''
but DAMN, that thing is big. 
[8:36 pm] '''CWC:'''
you don't have anything that big, do you? 
[8:36 pm] '''CWC:'''
among your [[Sex toys|dildos]]. 
[8:36 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, i borrowed my friends to try it out 
[8:37 pm] '''CWC:'''
and what did you think of it? 
[8:37 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i was sore that day... 
[8:37 pm] '''CWC:'''
oh. 
[8:37 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
just a little too big for me 
[8:37 pm] '''CWC:'''
That is understandable. 
[8:37 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
anyway 
[8:37 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
did you hear that video game you like was delayed? 
[8:38 pm] '''CWC:'''
which one? 
[8:38 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
[[LBP|little big planet]] 
[8:38 pm] '''CWC:'''
LBP2 has been delayed? huh. Did you read why? 
[8:38 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i dont know, just got pushed back 
[8:38 pm] '''CWC:'''
I see. I'll have to check GameStop.com for the new Release date then. 
[8:38 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yeah, delayed til like january 
[8:39 pm] '''CWC:'''
ah. I see. 
[8:39 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, that gives you that much more time to do without 
[8:39 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes. 
[8:39 pm] '''CWC:'''
Didn't you want to talk to me about your ex, [[Lars]] (correct me if I got the name wrong)? 
[8:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ugh... 
[8:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i forgot about Lars 
[8:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but yes, we can talk about him 
[8:40 pm] '''CWC:'''
so, talk to me. what happened? 
[8:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
he did a lot of bad things to me during our relationship 
[8:41 pm] '''CWC:'''
like what? 
[8:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
he always accused me of picking fights with him when i was just trying to talk to him, for one 
[8:41 pm] '''CWC:'''
sounds like [[Bob|my father]]; picks fights more than there are flies at a garbage dump. 
[8:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
like, he would just say "you're picking a fight" and that was his excuse to shut his ears off 
[8:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
even when i was just trying to make little suggestions or get him to do something food 
[8:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
good i mean, not food 
[8:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so thats one thing he did. 
[8:43 pm] '''CWC:'''
I see. he copped out often. 
[8:43 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and then whenever he shut himself off from me, he would just go into his room and build his stupid toy boats 
[8:43 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
he had hundreds of these useless toy boats all over the room, these expensive fucking models. half of them were built really shoddily because he didnt take care of his work, and the other half just sat unopened in their boxes 
[8:43 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and that was his escape from me. 
[8:43 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i hate boats now 
[8:44 pm] '''CWC:'''
I see; my dad has a bunch of unopened models too, but most of them are model planes. 
[8:44 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
wow, lars and your dad kind of sound a lot alike 
[8:45 pm] '''CWC:'''
except my dad is a LOT older than him. 
[8:45 pm] '''CWC:'''
When I get the chance, I'll probably sell off the unopened models on [[eBay]] or Craigslist. 
[8:45 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
another thing about him: he refused to get a job. he never applied himself 
[8:45 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so because of that he never had money to take us out 
[8:46 pm] '''CWC:'''
I see. 
[8:46 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
he wasnt really abusive, persay 
[8:46 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but i guess he was abusive-by-neglect, if that makes senes 
[8:46 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
*sense 
[8:46 pm] '''CWC:'''
I hear you. 
[8:46 pm] '''CWC:'''
at least he didn't physically attack you. 
[8:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
he couldnt if he tried, he was too weak and feeble 
[8:47 pm] '''CWC:'''
skin and bones? 
[8:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
no, he had some meat on his bones 
[8:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oddly shaped though, kind of like a pear 
[8:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
or maybe a gourd 
[8:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but no muscle 
[8:48 pm] '''CWC:'''
Well, I've got Muscle. 
[8:48 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh yeah? :-) 
[8:48 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes. 
[8:48 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
maybe you could show me in your first video for me... 
[8:49 pm] '''CWC:'''
There was [[51 50|a video where I lifted two twelve packs 51 times each]]. 
[8:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, i saw that video, but you were just kind of swinging it 
[8:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
little donnie does that for fun 
[8:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i want to see a new one for me. 
[8:50 pm] '''CWC:'''
Well, I can definitely show off my strength more than that anyway. 
[8:50 pm] '''CWC:'''
I'll come up with a few heavy things to lift for you. 
[8:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
maybe you could take your camera to a park or something where there are hanging bars 
[8:50 pm] '''CWC:'''
I could even pick you up and cradle you if you wanted me to. 
[8:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and show yourself doing [[100 2278|some pull-ups]] for me? 
[8:51 pm] '''CWC:'''
good idea; I will think about that. 
[8:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i wanna see 10 pull-ups! 
[8:51 pm] '''CWC:'''
So, what happened recently when you communicated with Lars? 
[8:51 pm] '''CWC:'''
I can do that. 
[8:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well 
[8:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
as i was saying, we had a rough break up 
[8:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
one day i just told him, its over 
[8:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
we were sharing rent for an apartment, but he came home one day with a box full of those goddamned boats 
[8:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and couldnt make his half of the rent 
[8:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so i went back to stay with my parents 
[8:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
had my friends go get my stuff 
[8:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and he didnt take it well. 
[8:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
I see. 
[8:53 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
he tried to get me back for a while, it got bad 
[8:53 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
finally decided i had ruined his life, even though it was all his fault 
[8:53 pm] '''CWC:'''
I can understand that; that'd be like if my dad bought something frivolous and couldn't make a payment. 
[8:53 pm] '''CWC:'''
then what? 
[8:53 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
nothing, for a long time. 
[8:54 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
then, all of a sudden, some [[troll]] sends you an email with a naked photo of me that only lars had. 
[8:54 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and then i found he's been spreading it all over the [[internet]] 
[8:55 pm] '''CWC:'''
hmm-mmm 
[8:55 pm] '''CWC:'''
so you told him off in an e-mail? 
[8:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
eventually, yeah 
[8:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but he just laughed at me 
[8:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
he's gotten me so angry... 
[8:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
RRHRHHGHGHGGHH 
[8:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
he robbed me of my dignity 
[8:56 pm] '''CWC:'''
oh. But the point was you stood up for yourself, and I'm proud of you being able to be the strong-willed woman you are. 
[8:56 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
thank you :-) 
[8:56 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but it's not enough... 
[8:56 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
do you know what he got me for our final anniversary? 
[8:57 pm] '''CWC:'''
a model boat? 
[8:57 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yep. with my name painted on it 
[8:57 pm] '''CWC:'''
I'd be mad too. 
[8:57 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
this was after i told him to keep all his goddamned boats in his room so i didnt have to look at them 
[8:57 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
we got in a fight and i smashed the damn thing 
[8:57 pm] '''CWC:'''
wow. 
[8:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
anyway, he's still sending me stupid emails, taunting me 
[8:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
he thinks i cant do anything 
[8:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and i dont know what to do 
[8:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
someone needs to scare him 
[8:58 pm] '''CWC:'''
because you don't know where he's residing now, and he can hide behind the anonymity of the internet? 
[8:59 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i think its more because he thinks no one will defend me. 
[8:59 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but you'll defend me, right? 
[8:59 pm] '''CWC:'''
I don't know what else I can do against my trolls either, but at least I can make other people aware of them, so they don't end up in the similar situation. 
[8:59 pm] '''CWC:'''
I will defend you, Jacklyn Romy. I will defend you to the last bead of sweat or breath. 
[9:00 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
would you be willing to help me get back at Lars? 
[9:00 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes; more information on him would be helpful. 
[9:01 pm] '''CWC:'''
But I would be very willing to help you get back at Lars. 
[9:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
I think he lives in [[Wikipedia:Maine|Maine]] right now 
[9:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i need to scare the crap out of Lars so he doesnt bother me again. 
[9:01 pm] '''CWC:'''
If anything, this can make a statement to the Trolls that if you Troll me and my friends, you will be punished. 
[9:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
maybe you could make a statement to Lars? 
[9:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
make fun of him and his toy boats 
[9:02 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes, at the moment, that seems to be the best option, since Maine is farther away than I thought; I just checked my US Map. 
[9:02 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yeah, no point in going there 
[9:03 pm] '''CWC:'''
I'll make one of his boats sink worse than the Titanic. 
[9:03 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ooh! 
[9:03 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
show him one of his stupid boats sinking! 
[9:03 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
show his boat in a tub of water, and then it hits an iceberg and smashes and sinks 
[9:04 pm] '''CWC:'''
send me a photo of one of the boats he had, and I'll put something together. 
[9:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
http://www.rjmodelships.com/store/images/big/titanic-model-ship-jpg 
[9:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
thats a giant one, but its like what one of his favorites is 
[9:05 pm] '''CWC:'''
Maybe build one out of legos that will looks most similar to that boat, THEN smash it into an iceberg, make it sink, and smash it with my foot. 
[9:05 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yeah!! 
[9:05 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and then mock Lars 
[9:05 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
mock him with a funny voice, make fun of his stupid boat toys 
[9:05 pm] '''CWC:'''
Wow, similar to the Titanic? 
[9:06 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
kind of 
[9:06 pm] '''CWC:'''
It's no problem, I can do it. 
[9:06 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you're the iceberg that will crash his silly little boats and dreams 
[9:06 pm] '''CWC:'''
*build one 
[9:06 pm] '''CWC:'''
Works for me. 
[9:06 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and then after that, tell him to leave me alone, or else the consequences will never be the same 
[9:06 pm] '''CWC:'''
OOH! I'll have it smash into my LEG, pretending THAT is the iceberg. 
[9:06 pm] '''CWC:'''
"the consequences will never be the same?" 
[9:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
could you use like an actual block of ice from your freezer or something? use that in the tub? 
[9:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and then smash it underfoot 
[9:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yeah, the consequences will never be the same 
[9:07 pm] '''CWC:'''
Ice would melt very quickly; I was also thinking of building an iceberg from [[lego]] bricks. 
[9:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
its something he used to say 
[9:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh, i guess a lego iceberg would work too 
[9:08 pm] '''CWC:'''
I'm not sure I understand that catchphrase. 
[9:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
if you make sure it's obviously an iceberg 
[9:08 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes. 
[9:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
its a stupid phrase, from a stupid little man 
[9:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
it doesnt really make sense. but if you say it, he'll know that you're definitely with me, because i'm the only one that could have told you 
[9:08 pm] '''CWC:'''
Okay. :) h 
[9:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
:-) 
[9:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
:-) :-) 
[9:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yay!! 
[9:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
Our anniversary was actually going to be September 25th, tomorrow 
[9:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
could you do it tomorrow? 
[9:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
to really stick it to him 
[9:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
a big "fuck you" to him 
[9:09 pm] '''CWC:'''
Still, though, when you break it down, it does sound stupid; with one Action, the Reaction would be same as before. 
[9:09 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
tell him that on our former anniversary, jackie is with a REAL man now 
[9:10 pm] '''CWC:'''
I'll build something good. 
[9:10 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yay!!! 
[9:10 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
he'll think twice if he sees i have someone defending me. 
[9:11 pm] '''CWC:'''
Yes. 
[9:11 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
he's a pussy who wouldnt willingly pick a fight with someone who could actually stand up to him 
[9:11 pm] '''CWC:'''
LOL 
[9:11 pm] '''CWC:'''
Did he wear [[glasses]] too? 
[9:11 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
sunglasses, all the time 
[9:11 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
thought he looked cool 
[9:11 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
looked like a [[Wikipedia:Miami Vice|miami vice]] reject, though 
[9:12 pm] '''CWC:'''
LOL 
[9:12 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, i'd love to see it tomorrow! 
[9:12 pm] '''CWC:'''
Hiding behind the veil of "Cool Shades"; what a wimp. 
[9:12 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yeah, exactly 
[9:12 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
thats what he does 
[9:12 pm] '''CWC:'''
I will have it for you tomorrow. 
[9:12 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
hides behind whatever he can 
[9:13 pm] '''CWC:'''
Just like the Trolls, "Hiding behind their [[Barbara|Mother]]'s Skirt of the Internet. 
[9:13 pm] '''CWC:'''
" 
[9:12 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
lol 
[9:12 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so how is samantha? 
[9:13 pm] '''CWC:'''
Actually, my father turned me on that phrase of "hiding behind their Mother's Skirt" in relation to the Trolls hiding behind the internet. 
[9:13 pm] '''CWC:'''
She's emotional right now. 
[9:13 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
why is she mad? 
[9:16 pm] '''CWC:'''
Which was something else that bothered me today; she left me a message on my voicemail. Essentially, she yelled about how angry she feels on me holding off on talking to her on the phone because of her earlier reaction to me informing her about how she raises her voice. I was only telling her the truth, which was what she wanted me to do. 
[9:16 pm] '''CWC:'''
She had asked me to compile a list of the few lies I told her. 
[9:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
She told me a little about that 
[9:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i think she was more upset than anything else that you said you didnt want to talk to her on the phone 
[9:17 pm] '''CWC:'''
That is the jist of the situation, yes. 
[9:17 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but also that she thinks you're kind of avoiding your problems 
[9:17 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i think she's scared is all, chris 
[9:18 pm] '''CWC:'''
You see, throughout my life, my father has raised his voice around me often, and hearing a raised, angry voice frightens me. 
[9:18 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
she told me she was just trying to sound stern, she wasnt yelling 
[9:19 pm] '''CWC:'''
scared of what? If it's on the friendship between her and me, there's no worry about that; I've informed her that we're still friends (from my Perspective). 
[9:19 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but think from her perspective. she sees that all of a sudden you just dont want to talk to her on the phone anymore 
[9:19 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes. 
[9:20 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i think you should talk to her and say this to her. 
[9:22 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
not just in email, but talk to her on the phone and explain your feelings. 
[9:22 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
because i think part of what bothers her is that you seem to not voice what you're thinking a lot, and would rather just avoid talking about it 
[9:23 pm] '''CWC:'''
I think I see your point. Without me on the phone with her, she feels like she doesn't have anyone to project her aggression upon. 
[9:23 pm] '''CWC:'''
Actually, often my mind is blank when time comes around to talk to her. 
[9:24 pm] '''CWC:'''
The only other option for me, I feel, is to watch the news for a topic that I can agree or feel for and talk to her about that. 
[9:24 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
just talk to her about how you feel 
[9:24 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
isnt it about the time you normally talk to her? you should answer her call tonight 
[9:24 pm] '''CWC:'''
Because she doesn't want to talk about [[video games]], I can guarantee that. 
[9:24 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
she's had time to cool off 
[9:25 pm] '''CWC:'''
She's not calling me right now; I have my cell right next to me. 
[9:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well she might 
[9:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
give it a few minutes 
[9:25 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes. 
[9:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
just let her know what you feel about raising voices. you two can have a nice discussion 
[9:26 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
explain about how [[Bob|your father]] made you feel about it 
[9:26 pm] '''CWC:'''
She has also expressed concerns to my current lifestyle of playing video games, not having a job and [[Chris_and_Health|being fat]]. But I am looking for a job, I intend to lose this belly, and with you by my side to spend my time with, I'll have less gametime. 
[9:26 pm] '''CWC:'''
I have already told her about my father and his raised voice. 
[9:27 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, she cares about you, just like i do 
[9:27 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes. 
[9:27 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
maybe she didnt get the message the first time. sometimes people need things explained several times 
[9:27 pm] '''CWC:'''
Don't get me wrong, I have been and still do appreciate her caring feelings towards me and my health. And I appreciate yours very much too. 
[9:27 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i know you do 
[9:28 pm] '''CWC:'''
hold on. 
[9:28 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
did [[samantha]] call? 
[9:29 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes 
[9:31 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
is it going well? 
[9:31 pm] '''CWC:'''
a bit. hold on 
[9:31 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
sure 
[9:31 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
just tell her that you understand why she worries about you 
[9:40 pm] '''CWC:'''
I'm back 
[9:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ok 
[9:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
how'd it go 
[9:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
? 
[9:42 pm] '''CWC:'''
She seems to have calmed down some, and yes she was feeling what I had thought, about sharing her thoughts and emotions with me over the phone, and the cutoff from that bothering her. 
[9:42 pm] '''CWC:'''
Anyway, we've got that straightened out, and I will be talking with her again tomorrow night. 
[9:42 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yay!!! 
[9:42 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
see? it's getting better. all you had to do was pick up the phone 
[9:42 pm] '''CWC:'''
BTW, let me ask you a few things, to get your response versus hers. 
[9:42 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh, ok 
[9:42 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
quickly though, i kind of want to go to bed 
[9:43 pm] '''CWC:'''
I've told you about my recent activity of getting [[Wikipedia:Borderlands (video game)|Borderlands]] for 20, then taking it to Best Buy getting 40; how do you feel about that transaction? 
[9:43 pm] '''CWC:'''
including considering morals and such. 
[9:43 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i dont recall if you told me about that specific thing. you got it somewhere other than [[best buy]] first? 
[9:44 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes 
[9:44 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so you falsely claimed to best buy it was theirs and returned it there? 
[9:44 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what did samantha tell you? 
[9:44 pm] '''CWC:'''
I told you about it in an e-mail, in response to your question of what you read on the [[Cwcki]]. 
[9:44 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh, right, i'm looking at it 
[9:44 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
maybe i missed it 
[9:45 pm] '''CWC:'''
She told me that it was [[Honest Content|dishonest]], and while I considered the action to be wheeling and dealing, she calls that expression a disguise of the devil to cover dishonesty. 
[9:45 pm] '''CWC:'''
She does not go to [[church]], but she says she has her own personal relationship with [[God]]. 
[9:46 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, i would agree with her. its wrong to do that, because you claimed to best buy that you had bought it there 
[9:46 pm] '''CWC:'''
She is often stern. 
[9:46 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
"wheelin and dealin" would be if you were making honest deals to make money. 
[9:47 pm] '''CWC:'''
Not really, I claimed I received the item I bough for less from the first store "as a gift from someone else". 
[9:46 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
thats a lie. 
[9:47 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes it was. 
[9:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so, i think it was wrong. 
[9:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
because best buy didnt know all the facts of the deal 
[9:48 pm] '''CWC:'''
yeah. 
[9:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so i dont think you should do that sort of thing again. 
[9:48 pm] '''CWC:'''
okay, Jackie, I promise you I won't do anything like that again. 
[9:48 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
:) h 
[9:48 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, i'm gonna go to bed 
[9:48 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but thank you for being honest with me about that 
[9:48 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and thank you for picking up for samantha. it took strength to face up to her, and now things will be better because you did 
[9:48 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and i had a really great time talking to you tonight!! 
[9:49 pm] '''CWC:'''
okay, I'll bug ya later. We'll decide later on our next AIM date. 
[9:49 pm] '''CWC:'''
Me too. :) h 
[9:49 pm] '''CWC:'''
I Love You. 
[9:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
:-* :-* :-* 
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{{FanChats}}
[[Category: Jackie chatlogs]]

Jackie Chat 1

2011-09-20T20:00:16Z

Nelithy: Hotlinks (and fixied one broken one) - Still really new to this editing thing, if I make mistakes then pretty please let me know<3

This chat took place on 22 [[September 2010]]. [[Jackie]] and [[Chris]] discuss [[trolling]] for a while, before the conversation turns to Chris's [[sex]] life. Among other things, we learn that Chris [[mass_debating|masturbates]] while wearing a condom, and that his family improperly disposes of garbage.

[7:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
Hey chris! 
[7:51 pm] '''CWC:'''
Hey. :) h 
[7:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
:-) 
[7:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
<3 
[7:51 pm] '''CWC:'''
It works, good. 
[7:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yay!!! 
[7:51 pm] '''CWC:'''
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
:-* 
[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
alright, lets get this started 
[7:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
:-* h 
[7:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
Cool. 
[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so i was thinking about how to start the interview 
[7:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
How are you? 
[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh 
[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
im sweet and dreamy 
[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you? 
[7:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
I'm chillin' and good. 
[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
how was your day sweetie? 
[7:53 pm] '''CWC:'''
It was okay; I helped my [[mother]] [[Chores|dig up]] a bloom on a roadside earlier. 
[7:53 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ooh 
[7:53 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
must have been fun 
[7:53 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
does your mom do a lot of gardening? 
[7:54 pm] '''CWC:'''
felt more like a chore to me, but I was happy to help. sometimes; so does my [[father]]; he has a daylilly garden, yet he hasn't been able to tend to it lately, because he's getting over a bug. He's doing better now. 
[7:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well it was nice of you to help her out 
[7:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i'm sure she was happy 
[7:55 pm] '''CWC:'''
yeah. 
[7:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so anyway 
[7:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i was thinking about how to conduct the interview 
[7:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and i found a good definition of cyberbullying that i could start with 
[7:56 pm] '''CWC:'''
okay, sounds good. 
[7:56 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
StopCyberbullying.org, an expert organization dedicated to [[Internet]] safety, security and privacy, defines cyberbullying as: "a situation when a child, tween or teen is repeatedly 'tormented, threatened, harassed, humiliated, embarrassed or otherwise targeted' by another child or teenager using text messaging, email, instant messaging or any other type of digital technology." 
[7:56 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i thought we could kind of pick apart this statement and see how it applies in your own situation 
[7:56 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and experiences 
[7:56 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so what was the very first experience you had of trolling and/or cyberbullying? 
[7:57 pm] '''CWC:'''
Cool. Well, for starters, add "adult" to both parties of victim and tormenter. 
[7:57 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
that makes sense 
[7:57 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
who was your first adult tormenter? 
[7:59 pm] '''CWC:'''
I've first learned of the Trolls trolling me in November, [[2007]] on a website of theirs called [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] on their page called "Chris_chan". I wouldn't waste my time with the website, though; you go on there now, and your computer will get bombarded with Pop-Up Ads, videos upon videos on the page; TOO MUCH. 
[8:00 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what place would you recommend as a source to look at? as an example of their trolling 
[8:00 pm] '''CWC:'''
To think of the first Adult Tormenter since 11/2007, I'd hand it to either [[Michael Snyder]], or Daniel [[Mimms]]' friend, [[Lucas]]. Before, though, I'd say [[Mary Lee Walsh]] gave me trouble. 
[8:00 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ah, michael snyder. i've heard that name before 
[8:00 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and mary lee walsh as well 
[8:01 pm] '''CWC:'''
Encyclopedia Dramatica for one, then of course there's the [[CWCki]]. 
[8:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i wasnt aware those two were part of the online troll base 
[8:01 pm] '''CWC:'''
I'd say ED first 
[8:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what sort of torments online did michael snyder do to you 
[8:02 pm] '''CWC:'''
Mary was not part of the [[Online]] thing; she was more of a real-life tormenter. She was the very first to intrude in my [[Sweetheart Search]] when I started back in August of 
[8:02 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, this is really about online trolling and cyberbullying though 
[8:02 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
does mary lee walsh contribute to your online trolling? 
[8:02 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and what about michael snyder, what sort of things has he done to you online 
[8:02 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
? 
[8:04 pm] '''CWC:'''
A) Michael raised his voice at me often. B) He places a lot of uncalled blame onto me (even though there is some truth, like the fact that I wrote "Michael loves the Fiddlesticks out of Mary Lee Walsh"). C) He [[banned]] me from [[The Game Place|the Game & Hobby Place]]. D) I've seen and heard his input to the Trolls on his [[YouTube]] and what they have on the CWCki. 
[8:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i see 
[8:04 pm] '''CWC:'''
As far as I am aware, Mary has not contributed online, but don't quote me on that until proven for sure. 
[8:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
isnt mary the dean at your old school? i think you can write her off as not being a participant 
[8:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but it seems curious that you bring up those two people first when we are talking about online bullying 
[8:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
seems like they are connected to it somehow for you 
[8:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
? 
[8:06 pm] '''CWC:'''
I agree, and she was the Dean of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. We never saw eye-to-eye, and months ago, when I personally delivered a drawing as an apology of my anger towards her actions, she served me with a Trespassing Notice. 
[8:07 pm] '''CWC:'''
I do not think Michael and Mary are connected at all; I only bring them both up, because they have given me trouble during the respective times of my life. 
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh hey, by the way, you should make yourself appear offline right now, i will too 
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
just so we dont have interruptions or anything 
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
'''CWC (ChrisChanSonichu) is offline 8:07 pm '''
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
'''IMs are delivered when the buddy signs in. Send CWC (ChrisChanSonichu) a text message '''
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
uh 
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
can you still receive my messages 
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
? 
[8:08 pm] '''CWC:'''
Well, I've made myself invisible, and I've turned down the volume on my PC's speakers all the way. Yes I still receive your messages. 
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ok, it works 
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yay 
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
:-) 
[8:08 pm] '''CWC:'''
:) h 
[8:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so anyway 
[8:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
who was your first online troll? 
[8:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
first major one 
[8:09 pm] '''CWC:'''
Let me recollect... 
[8:11 pm] '''CWC:'''
[[Jason Kendrick Howell]], AKA "HowellGames" or "[[Metal Gear Solid|LiquidSnake]]"; he was among the very first to post on Encyclopedia Dramatica's page against me. I had my arguments with him via e-mails and such. 
[8:11 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i've seen him on the cwcki 
[8:12 pm] '''CWC:'''
I ended up trolling him back and learning of his girlfriend, [[Kathleen Nicole Wallace|Katherine (if I recall correctly)]], and gave him a taste of his own medicine. I haven't heard from him since. 
[8:12 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
that cwcki has a lot of information about these people, actually 
[8:12 pm] '''CWC:'''
yeah; I've let out outbursts in some of my videos on my YouTube accounts, and I dropped their names of course. 
[8:13 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what was the result of that 
[8:13 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
? 
[8:14 pm] '''CWC:'''
To name a few more, Clyde Cash, of course; then there was "[[Blanca Weiss]]", the 13 year old brat who pretended to be a woman named "[[Julie]]", the creator of the crappy [[parody]] of my [[Sonichu]], (yuck!) [[Asperchu]] (his name escapes me). 
[8:14 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
I think that asperchu guy was alec bayson larry or something 
[8:14 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i remember seeing it but dont recall exactly 
[8:15 pm] '''CWC:'''
That's his name. 
[8:15 pm] '''CWC:'''
Actually, it was [[Alec Benson Leary]] 
[8:15 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so, you do have quite a large list of trolls over your history 
[8:15 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
here's a good question: what do you think is the one worst thing that the trolls do to you, in the long run 
[8:15 pm] '''CWC:'''
yeah. the more I responded and put up more of my stuff online, the more of them entered into my life. 
[8:16 pm] '''CWC:'''
One? Out of like More than 10 or 20? LOL OMG But seriously, if I had to pick one... 
[8:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, the one broad thing 
[8:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
or list a few 
[8:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
if you think there are several things that are equally significant 
[8:20 pm] '''CWC:'''
I was blackmailed a number of times, a bunch of which by [[Jack Thaddius]]; he hacked into my [[PSN]] account, changed the Sign-In ID and password. Made me hump my [[PS3]] that one time. I think he made me do a few [[nudes|nude photos]] (unsure of that, but it has happened to me before in past deceptions and blackmail). 
[8:20 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yeah, i knew about the [[Chris_humps_his_PS3|PS3 humping]]... 
[8:20 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
that was a bad one 
[8:21 pm] '''CWC:'''
Anyway, losing two unrequired foreign accounts, I ended up getting my main account back and kept the rest. 
[8:21 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but in general, what about what the trolls do affects your life in general the most 
[8:21 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
as opposed to specific events 
[8:24 pm] '''CWC:'''
I would say they've made me more paranoid, lost a bunch of my self-esteem and self-confidence, frightened my family and my [[church]]'s pastor, made past relationships end prematurely, and with their badmouthing me with exaggerated truths and a few lies, made it a LOT harder for me to get a job when the boss does the Background Check on me. :( h 
[8:24 pm] '''CWC:'''
God Damn F***ers messed up my life royally. 
[8:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well you know, when an employer does a background check that's just to see if you have [[6_June_2010|felonies]] 
[8:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
its just for criminal records, they dont go google you or anything 
[8:26 pm] '''CWC:'''
well, on how employers do background checks are really up to them individually, but having this bad rep the trolls created is no help either. 
[8:26 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, you won't know until you actually try 
[8:26 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
:-) 
[8:27 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes. :) h 
[8:27 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but you said the trolls ruined relationships for you. what was the most recent one that they ruined 
[8:27 pm] '''CWC:'''
The new [[McDonalds]] have finally put up their Now Hiring sign; I'm going to look into personally applying tomorrow. 
[8:27 pm] '''CWC:'''
Most recent was with <[[The Wallflower|WALLFLOWER’S FULL NAME]]>. 
[8:27 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
<WALLFLOWER’S FIRST NAME>? is that the "[[wallflower]]" the cwcki refers to 
[8:28 pm] '''CWC:'''
She goes by her PenName, but I've forgotten it. I believe they've nicknamed her "wallflower", yeah. 
[8:28 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
how did they ruin that relationship? 
[8:30 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
there's stuff about that on the cwcki but i want your perspective 
[8:32 pm] '''CWC:'''
actually, I got the ball rolling myself, in a huge honest mistake. She and I were going to work on [[Wikipedia:Guardians of Ga'Hoole|a story of a Guardian Owl]], and essentially everything from the owl's point of view. the Owl was and still is a King of a kingdom with a human family; he was turned owl by a witch. Anyway, to give the story idea exposure, I started on a [[LittleBiGPlanet]] level on the story, referring her by her PenName in the Author. The Trolls found the level, googled her penname, and found her Real Life name and bio. And during that time, the troll called "[[Surfshack Tito]]" came around and started making claims on having his way with <WALLFLOWER’S FIRST NAME>. Anyway, with the comments and messages the Trolls sent to her, she was furious with me and she broke us up. I was devestated. 
[8:33 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
how far did your relationship go with her? 
[8:33 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
was it a pretty deep relationship? 
[8:36 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you know, if you're typing a lot at once, you should break it up and send a few sentences at a time so i can read it easier 
[8:36 pm] '''CWC:'''
I've learned even in a nickname, people can put two and two together somehow, so I'm better off NOT giving a name at all. It was getting deep. We hung out at her house in her room; it was comfy. No sex or mouth-to-mouth. I took the plunge before the Trolls started to intrude after a date when I brought her back to her house and before I left, I kissed her face cheek. As she later broke up with me, she raised her voice and told me that she was not all that into a relationship; referred to herself as an [[Chris_and_sex|Asexual]]. Liking me before, her family got the Trolls' messages as well, and they just shut me out emotionally as well. 
[8:36 pm] '''CWC:'''
oh, okay. 
[8:36 pm] '''CWC:'''
I do get carried away sometimes when I talk. 
[8:36 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
dont worry about getting carried away, say everything you want to say 
[8:36 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
the more info the better 
[8:37 pm] '''CWC:'''
:) h 
[8:37 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so you and she agreed you were boyfriend and girlfriend? 
[8:38 pm] '''CWC:'''
She and I agreed to be friends, and I was praying for eventual possibilities. 
[8:38 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ah 
[8:38 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so you werent actually dating 
[8:39 pm] '''CWC:'''
We were [[dating]]. 
[8:39 pm] '''CWC:'''
I took her out and treated her. 
[8:39 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but you said she just wanted to be freinds 
[8:39 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
dating means "boyfriend and girlfriend" 
[8:40 pm] '''CWC:'''
We agreed on the time and date and plans, I picked her up, took her out for good times, escorted her back home; I think that constitutes a date. 
[8:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
nah, not really 
[8:40 pm] '''CWC:'''
Well, in my mind at least, I had an optimistic outlook. 
[8:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
thats just two friends hanging out, not a date 
[8:41 pm] '''CWC:'''
I took her to see a movie. 
[8:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i mean, if you go out with a guy friend, are you dating him? 
[8:41 pm] '''CWC:'''
I do not think so. 
[8:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
thats what you just said though 
[8:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
going out to see a moive = date 
[8:42 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes, going out to see a movie is a date. 
[8:42 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
with a guy too then? 
[8:42 pm] '''CWC:'''
no, not between two dudes hanging out. 
[8:42 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but if a guy and a girl hang out, thats not a date automatically 
[8:42 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
especially if she made it clear that she wanted to just be friends 
[8:43 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
whats the difference between hanging out with a guy and a girl 
[8:43 pm] '''CWC:'''
maybe my ideas and perspectives were in error; IDK. 
[8:43 pm] '''CWC:'''
Difference between me hanging out with a dude, then me hanging out with a girl. 
[8:43 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so you werent dating then. 
[8:44 pm] '''CWC:'''
with a dude, it is automatically hanging out, because were both men; it is obviousl 
[8:45 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but if she said it wasnt a date, and she didnt want a boyfriend, doesnt that make it not a date 
[8:45 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i hang out with guys, those arent dates 
[8:45 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
guy friends 
[8:46 pm] '''CWC:'''
with a girl, hanging out means like when the location is at a place like the mall; it's public, big and a lot is going on, and nothing further is mutually expected. 
[8:47 pm] '''CWC:'''
She never said it was Not a date. 
[8:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
did she say it was a date? 
[8:47 pm] '''CWC:'''
she didn't say it was a date either. 
[8:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, then its neutral. but then you factor in that she said she didnt want a boyfriend 
[8:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
that pushes it into "not a date" territory 
[8:49 pm] '''CWC:'''
alright, you win, she and I were not dating. 
[8:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
this isnt about winning. i was just trying to clarify 
[8:49 pm] '''CWC:'''
At least we WERE going out. 
[8:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
as [[Friend_zone|friends]] 
[8:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but then the trolls started contacting her? 
[8:50 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes 
[8:50 pm] '''CWC:'''
after I published the Foretaste of the Owl Story, using my name and her Pen Name. 
[8:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i saw on the cwcki that you wanted an apology from her for ending your relationship 
[8:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
shouldnt you have tried to get an apology from the trolls? 
[8:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
or is there more that happened there between you two thats not on the cwkci 
[8:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
I did try to make things right before the breakup was final; I did not seek apologies from her; I was the one who had to apologize. It was MY mistake even mentioning her through Pen Name. 
[8:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
And I did apologize. 
[8:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh, is the cwcki inaccurate 
[8:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
because it says you wanted her to apologize 
[8:54 pm] '''CWC:'''
Yes, there are a number of inaccuracies on the CWCki. I did not want her to apologize, if anything I wanted her to Accept My Apology and move forward in our lives and be friends again. But she shut me out. 
[8:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, this is from your [[cwcipedia]] that you wrote: 
[8:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
"At a future Social Group Meeting, I was able to let "(WALLFLOWER'S FIRST NAME)" know about my pains, and I would have appreciated an apology. But NO, she just ignores me like the plague. Now she'll have to live the rest of her life with the recurring memory of hurting me like she did. Got-Dang Asexual Woman! " 
[8:57 pm] '''CWC:'''
Well, I stand corrected; I tried to put the bad memories behind me. I was emotionally distraught, and I didn't know what to think. 
[8:57 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i see 
[8:57 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i guess thats not an inaccuracy on the cwcki then 
[8:58 pm] '''CWC:'''
out of anger, I tried to put the blame onto her before I realized it was my fault. 
[8:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i know that you've mentioned numerous times that the cwcki has inaccuracies and twists the truth about you. 
[8:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
could you give me some examples 
[8:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
? 
[9:01 pm] '''CWC:'''
There are the obvious ones where they mislabel me as a "Coming-out-the-closet [[gay]]", a [[Pedophile]], and where they turn my truths I had stated where I was an [[Chris_and_his_ego|humble]], good person against me by taking [[Death threats|my past actions]] out of context. 
[9:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what past actions have they taken out of context? 
[9:02 pm] '''CWC:'''
And recently, I've found on there inaccuracies where they compare episode-by-episode the "[[Excel Saga]]" [[Anime]] for sources of inspiration from the show into my [[comic]] books. 
[9:03 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
they actually mention a lot more than excel saga as being sources for your comics 
[9:03 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
like, [[pokemon]] and [[sonic]] seem to be the biggest thing they say sonichu is copied from 
[9:04 pm] '''CWC:'''
Yes, but this was a recent find for me; I do not go on there often, and I've not seen the whole website. 
[9:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you havent seen all of it? 
[9:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
wow, i've read nearly all of it 
[9:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
it isnt really fair to claim they slander you if you havent read most of it, is it? 
[9:05 pm] '''CWC:'''
I've read the Entirety of the Encyclopedia Dramatica Page; I felt that was enough. 
[9:05 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but the cwcki is a different site altogether 
[9:06 pm] '''CWC:'''
The CWCki spun off from the Encylopedia Dramatica. 
[9:05 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you're kind of taking their past out of context 
[9:06 pm] '''CWC:'''
and in a parody to the Cwcipedia 
[9:06 pm] '''CWC:'''
pardon? 
[9:06 pm] '''CWC:'''
their past? 
[9:06 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you're saying that the cwcki spun off of the ED page, and thats all you need to know to judge it 
[9:06 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but i've read both, they dont really look similar 
[9:07 pm] '''CWC:'''
in due respect, the ED page DID come First. 
[9:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
thats not my point 
[9:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
there are plenty of websites that came before the cwcki, that doesnt mean they're related 
[9:09 pm] '''CWC:'''
okay, my mistake for the past influence. 
[9:09 pm] '''CWC:'''
on their part 
[9:09 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so you dont think the cwcki slanders you? just ED does 
[9:09 pm] '''CWC:'''
No, they BOTH slander me. 
[9:09 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
like, what slanders does the cwcki have besides that excel saga thing 
[9:09 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
like i said, they claim a lot more that sonichu was stolen from sonic and pokemon more than anything else, not excel saga 
[9:10 pm] '''CWC:'''
point taken. 
[9:10 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so how else does the cwcki slander you 
[9:12 pm] '''CWC:'''
The Cwcki has slandered me in for examples, they take the way I spend the [[money]] I got from my [[Monthly Tugboat|monthly income]] out of context; I do a lot more with it than just [[video games]]; I give some of it to my mother and father to pay rent, bills and such. Plus I use it to [[McDonalds|feed myself]], and I spend out of it for others as well, like gifts, donations, etc. 
[9:12 pm] '''CWC:'''
The Cwcki calls me a [[List of Chris's lies|"Filthy Liar"]] 
[9:13 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, you do have a video game addiction 
[9:13 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
to be fair 
[9:13 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but you mentioned earlier its a parody of your cwcipedia? 
[9:13 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
could you explain a bit more 
[9:14 pm] '''CWC:'''
And they misinterpret my comic pages for their judgment and assumptions towards [[homos]]exuality, and I hate the Vegetable [[Pickle]]s; that does not give them the right to [[Man in the Pickle Suit|go around in Pickle Costumes]] to tick me off. 
[9:14 pm] '''CWC:'''
the Cwcki was created after I had created the Cwcipedia. 
[9:14 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but how does that make it a parody 
[9:15 pm] '''CWC:'''
While I was putting [[True and honest|honesty and truth]] into it, they do the opposite on their website. 
[9:15 pm] '''CWC:'''
the website format. 
[9:15 pm] '''CWC:'''
that it's Wiki-Style. 
[9:15 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but you say you havent read most of it... 
[9:16 pm] '''CWC:'''
and that they use a similar icon in their corner in comparison to what I had. 
[9:15 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
all wikis use that kind of icon in the upper left corner, though 
[9:16 pm] '''CWC:'''
I don't have to read it to see the Form and organization they put it in. 
[9:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but you do have to read it to see whats actually said 
[9:16 pm] '''CWC:'''
true. 
[9:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
if i just look at the page without reading any words, it looks at a glance like an ordinary wiki page 
[9:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i cant tell whats on it without reading it 
[9:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
when you say Form and Organization, what exactly do you mean by that? 
[9:18 pm] '''CWC:'''
I had on my Cwcipedia what they have on their Cwcki; the "Da Update", I had that first. "Did You Know", I had that too. And the Picture and Video of the Now; I had those too. 
[9:18 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh. well, isnt that kind of what all wikis do 
[9:18 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but isnt parody a good thing? 
[9:19 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes, but "Da Update" was LITERALLY what I had. 
[9:19 pm] '''CWC:'''
Parodies can only go soo far before it becomes Terrible. 
[9:19 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
your cwcipedia started in like [[June 2009|june 0f 2009]], right? 
[9:19 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
the cwcki says its been around since [[january 2009]] 
[9:19 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
six months before your site 
[9:20 pm] '''CWC:'''
Well, I did not know that. I found the Cwcki After the Cwcipedia was created, so it was an assumption. I stand corrected. 
[9:20 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you kind of assume a lot of things without checking them first 
[9:20 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but lets talk more about [[parody]] 
[9:20 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what is the difference between a good parody and not good? 
[9:22 pm] '''CWC:'''
A good parody would NOT go to the EXTREME, Private, Intrusive Details, and they very much stole a bunch of stuff from me first. One of them pretended to be an old girlfriend from childhood of mine to get a copy of my "CWC on TV" [[DVD]] from me. 
[9:22 pm] '''CWC:'''
And of course, "[[Blanca]]" betrayed my trust by cutting my my Original [[Medallion]] and putting it in pickle juice. 
[9:23 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
that has nothing to do with parody though 
[9:23 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
like, i remember you said that asperchu cartoon was a parody 
[9:25 pm] '''CWC:'''
you're right. Anyway, a bad parody would go to the extreme and even into GORE, ILLICIT, UNCENSORED Sexual things, VERY DIRTY, TERRIBLE, etc, etc, etc. 
[9:24 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so, asperchu had those things? 
[9:24 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
more than your comic did, i mean? 
[9:25 pm] '''CWC:'''
especially when a bunch of what they've described is very inaccurate. 
[9:25 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes. 
[9:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
because you had a lot of sex themes in your comic 
[9:25 pm] '''CWC:'''
ESPECIALLY the Gore, and even worse, [[Nudes|NUDE]] Photographs. 
[9:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you had that gory trial, though 
[9:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
[[Sonichu 10|comic number 10]] 
[9:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
that was way gorier than anything i saw in asperchu 
[9:26 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes, but they did the Nudity and the Gore Before me. 
[9:26 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
not really 
[9:26 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you had sex themes in your comic before asperchu existed 
[9:26 pm] '''CWC:'''
they ticked me off soo bad, I ended up doing it worse and unto them for satisfaction. 
[9:26 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but then, that means what they did wasnt bad 
[9:27 pm] '''CWC:'''
When did Asperchu originate? 
[9:26 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
looks like it started around [[december 2009]] 
[9:26 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you had sexual themes in sonichu for years before that 
[9:26 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and violence too 
[9:28 pm] '''CWC:'''
that does not sound right; I am sure Asperchu has been around LONG before then. I think he actually came around Early to mid 2009; NOT December. 
[9:28 pm] '''CWC:'''
Before Asperchu came around, I DID NOT go into Gorey details. 
[9:28 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
no, they have accurate logs, it came around in december 2009 
[9:28 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but even so you had sexual and violent themes for years before ''2009'' 
[9:29 pm] '''CWC:'''
pardon me a moment, please. 
[9:29 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ok 
[9:33 pm] '''CWC:'''
I've just did a little checking; while you are right that I have done the sex before Asperchu came around, I DID NOT gore it up BEFORE he did. 
[9:32 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, you did use violence though, so you must think its ok to do so 
[9:33 pm] '''CWC:'''
He gored it up first. 
[9:33 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
now considering that, what else makes asperchu a bad parody 
[9:34 pm] '''CWC:'''
I used LIGHT violence; no gore at all. 
[9:33 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but whats the difference between light and not light 
[9:33 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
like, there was one issue where you had [[rosechu]] face-rape a guy to death. i dont think asperchu ever had rape 
[9:34 pm] '''CWC:'''
Light violence entails to limit of NO to Little blood and no dismemberments. Heavy Violence has no boundaries. 
[9:34 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but why is that wrong? 
[9:35 pm] '''CWC:'''
Firstly, the guy did not die. 
[9:34 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
its part of the work 
[9:34 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
dont you like those [[Wikipedia:Saw (franchise)|saw movies]]? they have tons of blood and over-the-top gore 
[9:34 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
if you dont like blood in asperchu, thats ok, but i dont understand how that connects to whether or not its a parody 
[9:36 pm] '''CWC:'''
In the Asperchu comic, Alec Blatantly past past photos of me in there, and even references me and the original Sonichu. 
[9:36 pm] '''CWC:'''
even the rest of the Chaotic Combo. 
[9:36 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but you reference pikachu and sonic in sonichu 
[9:36 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and [[transformers]] 
[9:36 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and [[family guy]] 
[9:37 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes. 
[9:37 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so whats the difference? 
[9:38 pm] '''CWC:'''
I don't know anymore. Ever since the Trolls came into my life in 2007, the inspirations went downhill in content and taste. :( h 
[9:38 pm] '''CWC:'''
I became confused and wayward. 
[9:38 pm] '''CWC:'''
lost 
[9:38 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i understand that, but its not about asperchu then 
[9:39 pm] '''CWC:'''
I guess not; I was way more angry at the [[Trolls]] anyway. 
[9:39 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh hey, something unrelated 
[9:39 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
just to get your mind off the trolls 
[9:40 pm] '''CWC:'''
ok 
[9:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i was looking at the [[sex toys]] page on the cwcki, it said you got a "booty Licious Love Doll" 
[9:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i saw that and the name cracked me up, what is that? 
[9:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what is it>? 
[9:41 pm] '''CWC:'''
I did. I ordered it from adameve.com Essentially, it was a [[black]] female love doll, with a big butt. 
[9:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
whoa, kinky :-* 
[9:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
do you still have it? 
[9:43 pm] '''CWC:'''
It was fun, and the butt was good to sit on for a short while, and it included a porn DVD; something like Black Safari; I'd have to look up the DVD to give you the title. The DVD, yes. The doll had an, what I like to call, internal injury. It got a hole in its [[vagina]]l area; irreparable, because the hole is inside. 
[9:43 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
did you throw it out? I'd love to see a pic of it if you still have it 
[9:44 pm] '''CWC:'''
I disposed of the plastic body with the rest of the garbage; my family burns the garbage in a barrel. 
[9:44 pm] '''CWC:'''
You can see photos of it on adameve.com 
[9:44 pm] '''CWC:'''
look under "Love Dolls" 
[9:44 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ah 
[9:45 pm] '''CWC:'''
Very much all of the past Love Dolls I had ended up with internal injuries, and were disposed of in the same way. 
[9:45 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
maybe you were rough with them 
[9:45 pm] '''CWC:'''
they each lasted at most 27 intercourses. 
[9:45 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, you get your money's worth, then 
[9:45 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes. 
[9:46 pm] '''CWC:'''
Confidentially, I wear a condom during the second half when I masturbate; I use Trojan or LIfestyles brand (Trojan mostly). 
[9:46 pm] '''CWC:'''
And I used condoms when I fooled with the L.D.s as well. 
[9:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
LDs? oh, love dolls 
[9:48 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes. 
[9:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
thats cool 
[9:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
anything else you want 2 talk about 
[9:50 pm] '''CWC:'''
Like I heard this woman, Teresa, who was jailed for being a mastermind in the murder of her husband a few years ago is going to meet her execution soon. All details considered, I feel it is wrong, and she is innocent; she should be set free. 
[9:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
hey, you know, i should actually probably go to bed fairly soon 
[9:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but i had a nice time talking with you :-) 
[9:50 pm] '''CWC:'''
I did too. :) h 
[9:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
we'll have to talk more like this soon. 
[9:50 pm] '''CWC:'''
I had more things to talk about, but I'll e-mail those thoughts to you later. 
[9:50 pm] '''CWC:'''
I agree. 
[9:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, we can have another IM chat too soon 
[9:51 pm] '''CWC:'''
which night will you be free next? 
[9:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i'm gonna go to bed, but email me tomorrow and we'll talk more, and talk about when we can have our next chat 
[9:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
um, probably thursday or friday 
[9:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
we'll work it out 
[9:51 pm] '''CWC:'''
cool. 
[9:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
alright, i'm going to bed 
[9:51 pm] '''CWC:'''
Listen 
[9:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
hugs and kisses, sweetie 
[9:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
hmm? 
[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
Thank you for listening and being understanding and sweet. 
[9:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
awwwww 
[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
I Love You, Jacklyn. 
[9:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
:-* :-* :-* 
[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
:-* h 
[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
:-* h:-* h 
[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
I can type in the Kisses 
[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
: - * 
[9:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 
[9:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ok, goodnight sweetie 
[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
Sweet dreams, [[Sweetheart]]. 
[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
don't forget to print out the transcript 
[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
of this chat 
[9:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
will do 
[9:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
thanks for the reminder 
[9:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
goodnight 
[9:53 pm] '''CWC:'''
goodnight. 

{{FanChats}}

[[Category: Jackie chatlogs]]

Jackie Chat 1

2011-09-20T19:24:30Z

Nelithy: I couldn't help, but to think about the pulling weeds part of father call (training myself a bit in editing too by hotlinking =) )

This chat took place on 22 [[September 2010]]. [[Jackie]] and [[Chris]] discuss [[trolling]] for a while, before the conversation turns to Chris's [[sex]] life. Among other things, we learn that Chris [[mass_debating|masturbates]] while wearing a condom, and that his family improperly disposes of garbage.

[7:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
Hey chris! 
[7:51 pm] '''CWC:'''
Hey. :) h 
[7:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
:-) 
[7:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
<3 
[7:51 pm] '''CWC:'''
It works, good. 
[7:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yay!!! 
[7:51 pm] '''CWC:'''
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
:-* 
[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
alright, lets get this started 
[7:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
:-* h 
[7:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
Cool. 
[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so i was thinking about how to start the interview 
[7:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
How are you? 
[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh 
[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
im sweet and dreamy 
[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you? 
[7:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
I'm chillin' and good. 
[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
how was your day sweetie? 
[7:53 pm] '''CWC:'''
It was okay; I helped my [[mother]] [[Chores|dig up]] a bloom on a roadside earlier. 
[7:53 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ooh 
[7:53 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
must have been fun 
[7:53 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
does your mom do a lot of gardening? 
[7:54 pm] '''CWC:'''
felt more like a chore to me, but I was happy to help. sometimes; so does my [[father]]; he has a daylilly garden, yet he hasn't been able to tend to it lately, because he's getting over a bug. He's doing better now. 
[7:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well it was nice of you to help her out 
[7:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i'm sure she was happy 
[7:55 pm] '''CWC:'''
yeah. 
[7:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so anyway 
[7:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i was thinking about how to conduct the interview 
[7:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and i found a good definition of cyberbullying that i could start with 
[7:56 pm] '''CWC:'''
okay, sounds good. 
[7:56 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
StopCyberbullying.org, an expert organization dedicated to [[Internet]] safety, security and privacy, defines cyberbullying as: "a situation when a child, tween or teen is repeatedly 'tormented, threatened, harassed, humiliated, embarrassed or otherwise targeted' by another child or teenager using text messaging, email, instant messaging or any other type of digital technology." 
[7:56 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i thought we could kind of pick apart this statement and see how it applies in your own situation 
[7:56 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and experiences 
[7:56 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so what was the very first experience you had of trolling and/or cyberbullying? 
[7:57 pm] '''CWC:'''
Cool. Well, for starters, add "adult" to both parties of victim and tormenter. 
[7:57 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
that makes sense 
[7:57 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
who was your first adult tormenter? 
[7:59 pm] '''CWC:'''
I've first learned of the Trolls trolling me in November, [[2007]] on a website of theirs called [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] on their page called "Chris_chan". I wouldn't waste my time with the website, though; you go on there now, and your computer will get bombarded with Pop-Up Ads, videos upon videos on the page; TOO MUCH. 
[8:00 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what place would you recommend as a source to look at? as an example of their trolling 
[8:00 pm] '''CWC:'''
To think of the first Adult Tormenter since 11/2007, I'd hand it to either [[Michael Snyder]], or Daniel [[Mimms]]' friend, [[Lucas]]. Before, though, I'd say [[Mary Lee Walsh]] gave me trouble. 
[8:00 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ah, michael snyder. i've heard that name before 
[8:00 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and mary lee walsh as well 
[8:01 pm] '''CWC:'''
Encyclopedia Dramatica for one, then of course there's the [[CWCki]]. 
[8:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i wasnt aware those two were part of the online troll base 
[8:01 pm] '''CWC:'''
I'd say ED first 
[8:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what sort of torments online did michael snyder do to you 
[8:02 pm] '''CWC:'''
Mary was not part of the [[Online]] thing; she was more of a real-life tormenter. She was the very first to intrude in my [[Sweetheart Search]] when I started back in August of 
[8:02 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, this is really about online trolling and cyberbullying though 
[8:02 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
does mary lee walsh contribute to your online trolling? 
[8:02 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and what about michael snyder, what sort of things has he done to you online 
[8:02 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
? 
[8:04 pm] '''CWC:'''
A) Michael raised his voice at me often. B) He places a lot of uncalled blame onto me (even though there is some truth, like the fact that I wrote "Michael loves the Fiddlesticks out of Mary Lee Walsh"). C) He [[banned]] me from [[The Game Place|the Game & Hobby Place]]. D) I've seen and heard his input to the Trolls on his [[YouTube]] and what they have on the CWCki. 
[8:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i see 
[8:04 pm] '''CWC:'''
As far as I am aware, Mary has not contributed online, but don't quote me on that until proven for sure. 
[8:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
isnt mary the dean at your old school? i think you can write her off as not being a participant 
[8:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but it seems curious that you bring up those two people first when we are talking about online bullying 
[8:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
seems like they are connected to it somehow for you 
[8:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
? 
[8:06 pm] '''CWC:'''
I agree, and she was the Dean of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. We never saw eye-to-eye, and months ago, when I personally delivered a drawing as an apology of my anger towards her actions, she served me with a Trespassing Notice. 
[8:07 pm] '''CWC:'''
I do not think Michael and Mary are connected at all; I only bring them both up, because they have given me trouble during the respective times of my life. 
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh hey, by the way, you should make yourself appear offline right now, i will too 
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
just so we dont have interruptions or anything 
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
'''CWC (ChrisChanSonichu) is offline 8:07 pm '''
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
'''IMs are delivered when the buddy signs in. Send CWC (ChrisChanSonichu) a text message '''
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
uh 
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
can you still receive my messages 
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
? 
[8:08 pm] '''CWC:'''
Well, I've made myself invisible, and I've turned down the volume on my PC's speakers all the way. Yes I still receive your messages. 
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ok, it works 
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yay 
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
:-) 
[8:08 pm] '''CWC:'''
:) h 
[8:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so anyway 
[8:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
who was your first online troll? 
[8:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
first major one 
[8:09 pm] '''CWC:'''
Let me recollect... 
[8:11 pm] '''CWC:'''
[[Jason Kendrick Howell]], AKA "HowellGames" or "[[Metal Gear Solid|LiquidSnake]]"; he was among the very first to post on Encyclopedia Dramatica's page against me. I had my arguments with him via e-mails and such. 
[8:11 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i've seen him on the cwcki 
[8:12 pm] '''CWC:'''
I ended up trolling him back and learning of his girlfriend, [[Kathleen Nicole Wallace|Katherine (if I recall correctly)]], and gave him a taste of his own medicine. I haven't heard from him since. 
[8:12 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
that cwcki has a lot of information about these people, actually 
[8:12 pm] '''CWC:'''
yeah; I've let out outbursts in some of my videos on my YouTube accounts, and I dropped their names of course. 
[8:13 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what was the result of that 
[8:13 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
? 
[8:14 pm] '''CWC:'''
To name a few more, Clyde Cash, of course; then there was "[[Blanca Weiss]]", the 13 year old brat who pretended to be a woman named "[[Julie]]", the creator of the crappy [[parody]] of my [[Sonichu]], (yuck!) [[Asperchu]] (his name escapes me). 
[8:14 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
I think that asperchu guy was alec bayson larry or something 
[8:14 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i remember seeing it but dont recall exactly 
[8:15 pm] '''CWC:'''
That's his name. 
[8:15 pm] '''CWC:'''
Actually, it was [[Alec Benson Leary]] 
[8:15 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so, you do have quite a large list of trolls over your history 
[8:15 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
here's a good question: what do you think is the one worst thing that the trolls do to you, in the long run 
[8:15 pm] '''CWC:'''
yeah. the more I responded and put up more of my stuff online, the more of them entered into my life. 
[8:16 pm] '''CWC:'''
One? Out of like More than 10 or 20? LOL OMG But seriously, if I had to pick one... 
[8:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, the one broad thing 
[8:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
or list a few 
[8:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
if you think there are several things that are equally significant 
[8:20 pm] '''CWC:'''
I was blackmailed a number of times, a bunch of which by [[Jack Thaddius]]; he hacked into my [[PSN]] account, changed the Sign-In ID and password. Made me hump my [[PS3]] that one time. I think he made me do a few [[nudes|nude photos]] (unsure of that, but it has happened to me before in past deceptions and blackmail). 
[8:20 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yeah, i knew about the PS3 humping... 
[8:20 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
that was a bad one 
[8:21 pm] '''CWC:'''
Anyway, losing two unrequired foreign accounts, I ended up getting my main account back and kept the rest. 
[8:21 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but in general, what about what the trolls do affects your life in general the most 
[8:21 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
as opposed to specific events 
[8:24 pm] '''CWC:'''
I would say they've made me more paranoid, lost a bunch of my self-esteem and self-confidence, frightened my family and my [[church]]'s pastor, made past relationships end prematurely, and with their badmouthing me with exaggerated truths and a few lies, made it a LOT harder for me to get a job when the boss does the Background Check on me. :( h 
[8:24 pm] '''CWC:'''
God Damn F***ers messed up my life royally. 
[8:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well you know, when an employer does a background check that's just to see if you have [[6_June_2010|felonies]] 
[8:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
its just for criminal records, they dont go google you or anything 
[8:26 pm] '''CWC:'''
well, on how employers do background checks are really up to them individually, but having this bad rep the trolls created is no help either. 
[8:26 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, you won't know until you actually try 
[8:26 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
:-) 
[8:27 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes. :) h 
[8:27 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but you said the trolls ruined relationships for you. what was the most recent one that they ruined 
[8:27 pm] '''CWC:'''
The new [[McDonalds]] have finally put up their Now Hiring sign; I'm going to look into personally applying tomorrow. 
[8:27 pm] '''CWC:'''
Most recent was with <[[The Wallflower|WALLFLOWER’S FULL NAME]]>. 
[8:27 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
<WALLFLOWER’S FIRST NAME>? is that the "[[wallflower]]" the cwcki refers to 
[8:28 pm] '''CWC:'''
She goes by her PenName, but I've forgotten it. I believe they've nicknamed her "wallflower", yeah. 
[8:28 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
how did they ruin that relationship? 
[8:30 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
there's stuff about that on the cwcki but i want your perspective 
[8:32 pm] '''CWC:'''
actually, I got the ball rolling myself, in a huge honest mistake. She and I were going to work on [[Wikipedia:Guardians of Ga'Hoole|a story of a Guardian Owl]], and essentially everything from the owl's point of view. the Owl was and still is a King of a kingdom with a human family; he was turned owl by a witch. Anyway, to give the story idea exposure, I started on a [[LittleBiGPlanet]] level on the story, referring her by her PenName in the Author. The Trolls found the level, googled her penname, and found her Real Life name and bio. And during that time, the troll called "[[Surfshack Tito]]" came around and started making claims on having his way with <WALLFLOWER’S FIRST NAME>. Anyway, with the comments and messages the Trolls sent to her, she was furious with me and she broke us up. I was devestated. 
[8:33 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
how far did your relationship go with her? 
[8:33 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
was it a pretty deep relationship? 
[8:36 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you know, if you're typing a lot at once, you should break it up and send a few sentences at a time so i can read it easier 
[8:36 pm] '''CWC:'''
I've learned even in a nickname, people can put two and two together somehow, so I'm better off NOT giving a name at all. It was getting deep. We hung out at her house in her room; it was comfy. No sex or mouth-to-mouth. I took the plunge before the Trolls started to intrude after a date when I brought her back to her house and before I left, I kissed her face cheek. As she later broke up with me, she raised her voice and told me that she was not all that into a relationship; referred to herself as an [[Asexual]]. Liking me before, her family got the Trolls' messages as well, and they just shut me out emotionally as well. 
[8:36 pm] '''CWC:'''
oh, okay. 
[8:36 pm] '''CWC:'''
I do get carried away sometimes when I talk. 
[8:36 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
dont worry about getting carried away, say everything you want to say 
[8:36 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
the more info the better 
[8:37 pm] '''CWC:'''
:) h 
[8:37 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so you and she agreed you were boyfriend and girlfriend? 
[8:38 pm] '''CWC:'''
She and I agreed to be friends, and I was praying for eventual possibilities. 
[8:38 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ah 
[8:38 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so you werent actually dating 
[8:39 pm] '''CWC:'''
We were [[dating]]. 
[8:39 pm] '''CWC:'''
I took her out and treated her. 
[8:39 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but you said she just wanted to be freinds 
[8:39 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
dating means "boyfriend and girlfriend" 
[8:40 pm] '''CWC:'''
We agreed on the time and date and plans, I picked her up, took her out for good times, escorted her back home; I think that constitutes a date. 
[8:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
nah, not really 
[8:40 pm] '''CWC:'''
Well, in my mind at least, I had an optimistic outlook. 
[8:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
thats just two friends hanging out, not a date 
[8:41 pm] '''CWC:'''
I took her to see a movie. 
[8:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i mean, if you go out with a guy friend, are you dating him? 
[8:41 pm] '''CWC:'''
I do not think so. 
[8:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
thats what you just said though 
[8:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
going out to see a moive = date 
[8:42 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes, going out to see a movie is a date. 
[8:42 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
with a guy too then? 
[8:42 pm] '''CWC:'''
no, not between two dudes hanging out. 
[8:42 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but if a guy and a girl hang out, thats not a date automatically 
[8:42 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
especially if she made it clear that she wanted to just be friends 
[8:43 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
whats the difference between hanging out with a guy and a girl 
[8:43 pm] '''CWC:'''
maybe my ideas and perspectives were in error; IDK. 
[8:43 pm] '''CWC:'''
Difference between me hanging out with a dude, then me hanging out with a girl. 
[8:43 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so you werent dating then. 
[8:44 pm] '''CWC:'''
with a dude, it is automatically hanging out, because were both men; it is obviousl 
[8:45 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but if she said it wasnt a date, and she didnt want a boyfriend, doesnt that make it not a date 
[8:45 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i hang out with guys, those arent dates 
[8:45 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
guy friends 
[8:46 pm] '''CWC:'''
with a girl, hanging out means like when the location is at a place like the mall; it's public, big and a lot is going on, and nothing further is mutually expected. 
[8:47 pm] '''CWC:'''
She never said it was Not a date. 
[8:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
did she say it was a date? 
[8:47 pm] '''CWC:'''
she didn't say it was a date either. 
[8:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, then its neutral. but then you factor in that she said she didnt want a boyfriend 
[8:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
that pushes it into "not a date" territory 
[8:49 pm] '''CWC:'''
alright, you win, she and I were not dating. 
[8:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
this isnt about winning. i was just trying to clarify 
[8:49 pm] '''CWC:'''
At least we WERE going out. 
[8:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
as friends 
[8:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but then the trolls started contacting her? 
[8:50 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes 
[8:50 pm] '''CWC:'''
after I published the Foretaste of the Owl Story, using my name and her Pen Name. 
[8:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i saw on the cwcki that you wanted an apology from her for ending your relationship 
[8:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
shouldnt you have tried to get an apology from the trolls? 
[8:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
or is there more that happened there between you two thats not on the cwkci 
[8:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
I did try to make things right before the breakup was final; I did not seek apologies from her; I was the one who had to apologize. It was MY mistake even mentioning her through Pen Name. 
[8:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
And I did apologize. 
[8:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh, is the cwcki inaccurate 
[8:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
because it says you wanted her to apologize 
[8:54 pm] '''CWC:'''
Yes, there are a number of inaccuracies on the CWCki. I did not want her to apologize, if anything I wanted her to Accept My Apology and move forward in our lives and be friends again. But she shut me out. 
[8:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, this is from your [[cwcipedia]] that you wrote: 
[8:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
"At a future Social Group Meeting, I was able to let "(WALLFLOWER'S FIRST NAME)" know about my pains, and I would have appreciated an apology. But NO, she just ignores me like the plague. Now she'll have to live the rest of her life with the recurring memory of hurting me like she did. Got-Dang Asexual Woman! " 
[8:57 pm] '''CWC:'''
Well, I stand corrected; I tried to put the bad memories behind me. I was emotionally distraught, and I didn't know what to think. 
[8:57 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i see 
[8:57 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i guess thats not an inaccuracy on the cwcki then 
[8:58 pm] '''CWC:'''
out of anger, I tried to put the blame onto her before I realized it was my fault. 
[8:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i know that you've mentioned numerous times that the cwcki has inaccuracies and twists the truth about you. 
[8:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
could you give me some examples 
[8:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
? 
[9:01 pm] '''CWC:'''
There are the obvious ones where they mislabel me as a "Coming-out-the-closet [[gay]]", a [[Pedophile]], and where they turn my truths I had stated where I was an [[Chris_and_his_ego|humble]], good person against me by taking [[Death threats|my past actions]] out of context. 
[9:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what past actions have they taken out of context? 
[9:02 pm] '''CWC:'''
And recently, I've found on there inaccuracies where they compare episode-by-episode the "[[Excel Saga]]" [[Anime]] for sources of inspiration from the show into my [[comic]] books. 
[9:03 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
they actually mention a lot more than excel saga as being sources for your comics 
[9:03 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
like, [[pokemon]] and [[sonic]] seem to be the biggest thing they say sonichu is copied from 
[9:04 pm] '''CWC:'''
Yes, but this was a recent find for me; I do not go on there often, and I've not seen the whole website. 
[9:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you havent seen all of it? 
[9:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
wow, i've read nearly all of it 
[9:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
it isnt really fair to claim they slander you if you havent read most of it, is it? 
[9:05 pm] '''CWC:'''
I've read the Entirety of the Encyclopedia Dramatica Page; I felt that was enough. 
[9:05 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but the cwcki is a different site altogether 
[9:06 pm] '''CWC:'''
The CWCki spun off from the Encylopedia Dramatica. 
[9:05 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you're kind of taking their past out of context 
[9:06 pm] '''CWC:'''
and in a parody to the Cwcipedia 
[9:06 pm] '''CWC:'''
pardon? 
[9:06 pm] '''CWC:'''
their past? 
[9:06 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you're saying that the cwcki spun off of the ED page, and thats all you need to know to judge it 
[9:06 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but i've read both, they dont really look similar 
[9:07 pm] '''CWC:'''
in due respect, the ED page DID come First. 
[9:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
thats not my point 
[9:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
there are plenty of websites that came before the cwcki, that doesnt mean they're related 
[9:09 pm] '''CWC:'''
okay, my mistake for the past influence. 
[9:09 pm] '''CWC:'''
on their part 
[9:09 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so you dont think the cwcki slanders you? just ED does 
[9:09 pm] '''CWC:'''
No, they BOTH slander me. 
[9:09 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
like, what slanders does the cwcki have besides that excel saga thing 
[9:09 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
like i said, they claim a lot more that sonichu was stolen from sonic and pokemon more than anything else, not excel saga 
[9:10 pm] '''CWC:'''
point taken. 
[9:10 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so how else does the cwcki slander you 
[9:12 pm] '''CWC:'''
The Cwcki has slandered me in for examples, they take the way I spend the [[money]] I got from my [[Monthly Tugboat|monthly income]] out of context; I do a lot more with it than just [[video games]]; I give some of it to my mother and father to pay rent, bills and such. Plus I use it to feed myself, and I spend out of it for others as well, like gifts, donations, etc. 
[9:12 pm] '''CWC:'''
The Cwcki calls me a [[List of Chris's lies|"Filthy Liar"]] 
[9:13 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, you do have a video game addiction 
[9:13 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
to be fair 
[9:13 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but you mentioned earlier its a parody of your cwcipedia? 
[9:13 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
could you explain a bit more 
[9:14 pm] '''CWC:'''
And they misinterpret my comic pages for their judgment and assumptions towards [[homos]]exuality, and I hate the Vegetable [[Pickle]]s; that does not give them the right to [[Man in the Pickle Suit|go around in Pickle Costumes]] to tick me off. 
[9:14 pm] '''CWC:'''
the Cwcki was created after I had created the Cwcipedia. 
[9:14 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but how does that make it a parody 
[9:15 pm] '''CWC:'''
While I was putting [[True and honest|honesty and truth]] into it, they do the opposite on their website. 
[9:15 pm] '''CWC:'''
the website format. 
[9:15 pm] '''CWC:'''
that it's Wiki-Style. 
[9:15 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but you say you havent read most of it... 
[9:16 pm] '''CWC:'''
and that they use a similar icon in their corner in comparison to what I had. 
[9:15 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
all wikis use that kind of icon in the upper left corner, though 
[9:16 pm] '''CWC:'''
I don't have to read it to see the Form and organization they put it in. 
[9:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but you do have to read it to see whats actually said 
[9:16 pm] '''CWC:'''
true. 
[9:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
if i just look at the page without reading any words, it looks at a glance like an ordinary wiki page 
[9:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i cant tell whats on it without reading it 
[9:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
when you say Form and Organization, what exactly do you mean by that? 
[9:18 pm] '''CWC:'''
I had on my Cwcipedia what they have on their Cwcki; the "Da Update", I had that first. "Did You Know", I had that too. And the Picture and Video of the Now; I had those too. 
[9:18 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh. well, isnt that kind of what all wikis do 
[9:18 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but isnt parody a good thing? 
[9:19 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes, but "Da Update" was LITERALLY what I had. 
[9:19 pm] '''CWC:'''
Parodies can only go soo far before it becomes Terrible. 
[9:19 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
your cwcipedia started in like [[June 2009|june 0f 2009]], right? 
[9:19 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
the cwcki says its been around since [[january 2009]] 
[9:19 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
six months before your site 
[9:20 pm] '''CWC:'''
Well, I did not know that. I found the Cwcki After the Cwcipedia was created, so it was an assumption. I stand corrected. 
[9:20 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you kind of assume a lot of things without checking them first 
[9:20 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but lets talk more about [[parody]] 
[9:20 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what is the difference between a good parody and not good? 
[9:22 pm] '''CWC:'''
A good parody would NOT go to the EXTREME, Private, Intrusive Details, and they very much stole a bunch of stuff from me first. One of them pretended to be an old girlfriend from childhood of mine to get a copy of my "CWC on TV" [[DVD]] from me. 
[9:22 pm] '''CWC:'''
And of course, "[[Blanca]]" betrayed my trust by cutting my my Original [[Medallion]] and putting it in pickle juice. 
[9:23 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
that has nothing to do with parody though 
[9:23 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
like, i remember you said that asperchu cartoon was a parody 
[9:25 pm] '''CWC:'''
you're right. Anyway, a bad parody would go to the extreme and even into GORE, ILLICIT, UNCENSORED Sexual things, VERY DIRTY, TERRIBLE, etc, etc, etc. 
[9:24 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so, asperchu had those things? 
[9:24 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
more than your comic did, i mean? 
[9:25 pm] '''CWC:'''
especially when a bunch of what they've described is very inaccurate. 
[9:25 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes. 
[9:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
because you had a lot of sex themes in your comic 
[9:25 pm] '''CWC:'''
ESPECIALLY the Gore, and even worse, NUDE Photographs. 
[9:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you had that gory trial, though 
[9:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
[[Sonichu 10|comic number 10]] 
[9:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
that was way gorier than anything i saw in asperchu 
[9:26 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes, but they did the Nudity and the Gore Before me. 
[9:26 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
not really 
[9:26 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you had sex themes in your comic before asperchu existed 
[9:26 pm] '''CWC:'''
they ticked me off soo bad, I ended up doing it worse and unto them for satisfaction. 
[9:26 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but then, that means what they did wasnt bad 
[9:27 pm] '''CWC:'''
When did Asperchu originate? 
[9:26 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
looks like it started around [[december 2009]] 
[9:26 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you had sexual themes in sonichu for years before that 
[9:26 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and violence too 
[9:28 pm] '''CWC:'''
that does not sound right; I am sure Asperchu has been around LONG before then. I think he actually came around Early to mid 2009; NOT December. 
[9:28 pm] '''CWC:'''
Before Asperchu came around, I DID NOT go into Gorey details. 
[9:28 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
no, they have accurate logs, it came around in december 2009 
[9:28 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but even so you had sexual and violent themes for years before ''2009'' 
[9:29 pm] '''CWC:'''
pardon me a moment, please. 
[9:29 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ok 
[9:33 pm] '''CWC:'''
I've just did a little checking; while you are right that I have done the sex before Asperchu came around, I DID NOT gore it up BEFORE he did. 
[9:32 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, you did use violence though, so you must think its ok to do so 
[9:33 pm] '''CWC:'''
He gored it up first. 
[9:33 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
now considering that, what else makes asperchu a bad parody 
[9:34 pm] '''CWC:'''
I used LIGHT violence; no gore at all. 
[9:33 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but whats the difference between light and not light 
[9:33 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
like, there was one issue where you had [[rosechu]] face-rape a guy to death. i dont think asperchu ever had rape 
[9:34 pm] '''CWC:'''
Light violence entails to limit of NO to Little blood and no dismemberments. Heavy Violence has no boundaries. 
[9:34 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but why is that wrong? 
[9:35 pm] '''CWC:'''
Firstly, the guy did not die. 
[9:34 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
its part of the work 
[9:34 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
dont you like those [[Wikipedia:Saw (franchise)|saw movies]]? they have tons of blood and over-the-top gore 
[9:34 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
if you dont like blood in asperchu, thats ok, but i dont understand how that connects to whether or not its a parody 
[9:36 pm] '''CWC:'''
In the Asperchu comic, Alec Blatantly past past photos of me in there, and even references me and the original Sonichu. 
[9:36 pm] '''CWC:'''
even the rest of the Chaotic Combo. 
[9:36 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but you reference pikachu and sonic in sonichu 
[9:36 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and [[transformers]] 
[9:36 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and [[family guy]] 
[9:37 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes. 
[9:37 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so whats the difference? 
[9:38 pm] '''CWC:'''
I don't know anymore. Ever since the Trolls came into my life in 2007, the inspirations went downhill in content and taste. :( h 
[9:38 pm] '''CWC:'''
I became confused and wayward. 
[9:38 pm] '''CWC:'''
lost 
[9:38 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i understand that, but its not about asperchu then 
[9:39 pm] '''CWC:'''
I guess not; I was way more angry at the [[Trolls]] anyway. 
[9:39 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh hey, something unrelated 
[9:39 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
just to get your mind off the trolls 
[9:40 pm] '''CWC:'''
ok 
[9:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i was looking at the [[sex toys]] page on the cwcki, it said you got a "booty Licious Love Doll" 
[9:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i saw that and the name cracked me up, what is that? 
[9:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what is it>? 
[9:41 pm] '''CWC:'''
I did. I ordered it from adameve.com Essentially, it was a [[black]] female love doll, with a big butt. 
[9:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
whoa, kinky :-* 
[9:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
do you still have it? 
[9:43 pm] '''CWC:'''
It was fun, and the butt was good to sit on for a short while, and it included a porn DVD; something like Black Safari; I'd have to look up the DVD to give you the title. The DVD, yes. The doll had an, what I like to call, internal injury. It got a hole in its [[vagina]]l area; irreparable, because the hole is inside. 
[9:43 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
did you throw it out? I'd love to see a pic of it if you still have it 
[9:44 pm] '''CWC:'''
I disposed of the plastic body with the rest of the garbage; my family burns the garbage in a barrel. 
[9:44 pm] '''CWC:'''
You can see photos of it on adameve.com 
[9:44 pm] '''CWC:'''
look under "Love Dolls" 
[9:44 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ah 
[9:45 pm] '''CWC:'''
Very much all of the past Love Dolls I had ended up with internal injuries, and were disposed of in the same way. 
[9:45 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
maybe you were rough with them 
[9:45 pm] '''CWC:'''
they each lasted at most 27 intercourses. 
[9:45 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, you get your money's worth, then 
[9:45 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes. 
[9:46 pm] '''CWC:'''
Confidentially, I wear a condom during the second half when I masturbate; I use Trojan or LIfestyles brand (Trojan mostly). 
[9:46 pm] '''CWC:'''
And I used condoms when I fooled with the L.D.s as well. 
[9:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
LDs? oh, love dolls 
[9:48 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes. 
[9:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
thats cool 
[9:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
anything else you want 2 talk about 
[9:50 pm] '''CWC:'''
Like I heard this woman, Teresa, who was jailed for being a mastermind in the murder of her husband a few years ago is going to meet her execution soon. All details considered, I feel it is wrong, and she is innocent; she should be set free. 
[9:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
hey, you know, i should actually probably go to bed fairly soon 
[9:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but i had a nice time talking with you :-) 
[9:50 pm] '''CWC:'''
I did too. :) h 
[9:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
we'll have to talk more like this soon. 
[9:50 pm] '''CWC:'''
I had more things to talk about, but I'll e-mail those thoughts to you later. 
[9:50 pm] '''CWC:'''
I agree. 
[9:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, we can have another IM chat too soon 
[9:51 pm] '''CWC:'''
which night will you be free next? 
[9:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i'm gonna go to bed, but email me tomorrow and we'll talk more, and talk about when we can have our next chat 
[9:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
um, probably thursday or friday 
[9:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
we'll work it out 
[9:51 pm] '''CWC:'''
cool. 
[9:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
alright, i'm going to bed 
[9:51 pm] '''CWC:'''
Listen 
[9:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
hugs and kisses, sweetie 
[9:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
hmm? 
[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
Thank you for listening and being understanding and sweet. 
[9:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
awwwww 
[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
I Love You, Jacklyn. 
[9:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
:-* :-* :-* 
[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
:-* h 
[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
:-* h:-* h 
[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
I can type in the Kisses 
[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
: - * 
[9:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 
[9:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ok, goodnight sweetie 
[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
Sweet dreams, [[Sweetheart]]. 
[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
don't forget to print out the transcript 
[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
of this chat 
[9:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
will do 
[9:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
thanks for the reminder 
[9:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
goodnight 
[9:53 pm] '''CWC:'''
goodnight. 

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You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!

2011-09-19T12:53:19Z

Nelithy: My first edit, apologize if it was uncalled for, but I thought it did fit

'''You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!''' is the gallery of fail Chris added to his own [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article in March 2008 <ref><s>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997480063&oldid=1997479407</s></ref> in a bizarre attempt to presumably show humility. Also, he probably did it because he thought it would appease the trolls, who delight in seeing examples of Chris suffering.

Instead of showing situations demonstrating how he fails in real life, Chris posts various scenes from his comic book subjecting [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|his Mary-Sue character]] to various misfortunes. How this amounts to self-deprecation, [[Autism|only Chris knows]], since Chris sees mild inconveniences like doing [[chores]] or being [[Get-Tar Region|told not to loiter]] as great [[Chris and his Ego|trials of adversity]]. Scenes in his comic where he's anything less than immaculate, he considers ultimate acts of humility. It should be noted that victimizing yourself to gain sympathy does not automatically count as showing humility.

What Chris fails to understand is that
#People can tell the difference between fact and fiction and ex-cathedra proclamations. That clearly shows that the speaker [[Chris and reality|doesn't understand this]]. That is ''a little bit'' unsettling.
#Readers actually prefer that fictional characters have some weaknesses (we in the industry call this "depth".) Albeit, they are generally a bit more believable and less crippling than what's seen here.

It is presented here exactly as it originally appeared on ED.

==You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!==

And it is shown in the following clips:

<center><gallery>
Image:SchuComic5Cover.jpg|I let myself get taunted and jeered to the max.
Image:AutisticFreak.jpg|I Called Myself a FREAK!
Image:CarpetStain.jpg|I had my head rubbed vigerously against a rough carpet.
Image:BloodTear.jpg|And it left me shedding Tears of Blood.
Image:BurnedMySeat.jpg|I set my ASS ON FIRE!
Image:MajorWedgie.jpg|I was given the worst wedgie of my life!
Image:CrashedIntoaWall.jpg|I crashed full-speed into walls!
Image:DrenchedwithSoda.jpg|I got DRENCHED in Soda, turned bad from the accident.
Image:Dogpile.jpg|I was piled on by a bunch of Jerkops.
Image:CWCComet.jpg|I led a comet into a path of my self-destruction.
Image:GrippedbyHead.jpg|I was gripped by mattalic[sic] digits by my head.
Image:GuiltyInnocense.jpg
Image:DroppedMyself.jpg|And I dropped myself.
Image:Headache.jpg|I had major headaches.
Image:WangedinHead.jpg
Image:KickedWhackedFaceinSand.jpg|Not to mention being BEAT UP Numerously.
Image:TKOGundam.jpg
Image:TookHeavyDamage.jpg
Image:GrossedMyselfOUT.jpg|Grossed Myself the FREAK OUT!
Image:SinkIntoAbyss.jpg|I let myself fall into an ABYSS.
Image:IgnoredMyself.jpg|I ignored myself.
Image:DorkyExpression.jpg|Drew myself Stupidly.
Image:RenderedUnconsious.jpg|I've worn myself unconsious[sic].
Image:SilverPlatter.jpg|And I served myself on a Silver Platter!
</gallery></center>

==Sauce==
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