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<div>'''100 2269''' is the second of three videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 7 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris has [[Gitar of Fail]] out again, but this time actually uses it to play The Beatles's "[[Wikipedia:A Day in the Life|A Day in the Life]]" on ''[[Wikipedia:The Beatles: Rock Band|The Beatles: Rock Band]]'', warbling tunelessly along with the track. He mentions [[Jackie]] at least once in the video, saying he will "turn her on". Chris is wearing what appears to be a poorly made replica of [[Wikipedia:Paul McCartney|Paul McCartney]]'s [[Wikipedia:Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band|Sgt. Pepper]] costume, crafted in construction paper. He is [[Honor Roll|oblivious]] to the fact that [[Wikipedia:John Lennon|John Lennon]] sang more in this song than Paul McCartney, along with not knowing that "turn you on" at the time the song was written meant to introduce someone to drugs. He's also oblivious to the fact that he [[Pedo-Glasses|lo]][[Obesity|oks]], [[Chris and religion|thinks]], and [[Sonic Boom Protests|ac]][[Death threat|ts]] like [[Wikipedia:Mark David Chapman|the man who killed John Lennon]].<br />
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==Video==<br />
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| name = 100 2269<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|elbHEGlltXM}}<br />
| stardate = 7 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Music|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{VertBlueGrayShirt|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
| previous = [[100 2267]]<br />
| next = [[100 2270]]<br />
}}<br />
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{{quote|I'll spare you the sentiments.}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
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''[In a bad Cockney accent, instead of a bad Scouse accent which would be more accurate]'' Hello loves, good evening there. I'm Paul McCartney and I'm going to sing you a song. It's "A Day In The Life". And it is a good day. In the life. Yeah. It's a day for livin', it's a beautiful day over here in [[Virginia]]. Rock on [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|England]]! <br />
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''[Mic effect]'' Good evening, loves.<br />
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''[Starts playing on the gitar]''<br />
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I'll read the news today oh boy<br /><br />
About a luucky man who made the [[Honor Roll|grade]]<br /><br />
And though the news was. b... rather sad!<br /> <br />
I just had to laugh<br /><br />
I saw the photograph<br /><br />
He blew his mind out in the car<br /><br />
He didn't notice that the lights had changed<br /><br />
A crowd of people stood and [[The Creepy Stare|stared]]<br /><br />
[[Ego|They'd seen his face before]]<br /><br />
Nobody was really sure... he from... House of Lords... the Lords<br />
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I saw a film today oh boy<br /><br />
The English army had just won the war<br /><br />
A crowd of people turned away<br /><br />
But I just had to look<br /><br />
Haa..ving read the [[How to Talk to Girls|book]]<br /><br />
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I love to tuuuurn youuu oon...<br />
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Woo...<br />
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''[Chris misses many notes in the solo]''<br />
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Woke- Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across myy [[hair|head]]...<br /><br />
Found my way downstairs and drank a [[Fanta|cup]]<br /><br />
And looking up I had a tickle...uh...huh...huh (?)<br /><br />
Found my coat and grabbed my hat<br /><br />
Made the [[Sonichu's Edge|bus in seconds flat]]<br /><br />
Found my way upstairs and had a [[tobacky|smoke]],<br /><br />
and Somebody spoke and said...eh...uh<br /><br />
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Aahhaaahhhhhahahaaaaaaahhh<br />
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I read the news today oh boy<br /><br />
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire<br /><br />
And though the holes were rather small<br /><br />
They had to count them all<br /><br />
Now they know how many holes to fill the Bert Hall<br /><br />
I'd love to turn you on<br /><br />
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Yeah Jackie, [[For J-R's Eyes Only|I'd love to turn you on]] too girl. ''[Chuckles]'' <br />
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''[Plays to the end, pointlessly hitting the whammy bar]''<br />
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[[Stress|Longest note you've ever heard, huh? I wish it would end already... Jeez, will ya end already ya dang note?]]<br />
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''[At 5:23 a high-pitched feedback noise can be heard, which lasts till the end of the video.]''<br />
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''[Goes to turn camera off]''<br />
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I'll spare you the sentiments.<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[100 2267|Chris as Clyde Cash]]<br />
*[[100 2270|Chris as Alec Benson Leary and Liquid]]<br />
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[[Category:Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest| 2010-10-07 b]]<br />
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[[Category:Jackie Saga videos| 2010-10-07 b]]</div>Newman