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Gaybian

2011-05-01T15:44:13Z

Nhocgreen:

[[image:WantWoman.jpg|thumb|left|A gaybian]]
[[File:Cwcbraorig.JPG|thumb|Gaybian [[fashion]] in [[2009]]...]]
[[Image:TG20.jpg|thumb|...and [[Tomgirl Pictures|2011]]]]
[[Image:Gaybianad.jpg|thumb|The [[TRUE and HONEST]] gaybian website]]

'''Gaybian''' (pronounced [ˈgeːbiən]) is a [[CWC-ism]] for a male lesbian that has sexual feelings for women, devised by [[Chris]] in [[February 2009]]. It was introduced in the [[Clyde Cash]] blackmail [[YouTube]] videos, containing his confessions of being [[homos]]exual (the video [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009]]).

==Gaybianism==
It transpires that this was Chris's get-out clause of confessing that he was gay, in a "fingers crossed behind his back" way. As Chris used to believe that [[Anna McLerran|lesbianism]] is perfectly fine and natural, while showing disgust for male homosexuality, this is Chris's way of justifying homosexuality. This is probably because on an episode of ''[[Family Guy]]'', when asked about homosexuality being a choice, a lesbian Meg knew said nonchalantly "well, not for guys" (which was the whole joke of the episode, not that Chris notices). This would explain why when confronted with a lesbian [[fan]], he'll say that he's "disappointed."

The whole "male lesbian" thing may be stolen from British comedian and transvestite [[Wikipedia:Eddie Izzard|Eddie Izzard]]. If so, Chris probably does not realize that Izzard is a comedian, and that it was a joke.

==See also==
* [[Chris and sex]]
* [[Homos]]
* [[Tomgirl Pictures]] (gaybian fashion in 2011)

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[[Category:CWC-isms]]
[[Category:Homos]]

Talk:Cwcsicle

2011-03-03T16:14:20Z

Nhocgreen:

WHAT THE FUCK WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?! Is this recent, or old but just leaked?![[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 19:06, 2 March 2011 (PST)
* Judging from the amount snow, it was probably more recent than the 2010 blizzard, but not from within the last month. There's no snow in the region right now. Last December and last January are the most likely dates. We had accumulated snowfall several times, especially in January. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 19:14, 2 March 2011 (PST)
** I went back and checked, unless the leak confirms otherwise, I'd place this sometime shortly after January 26's snow storm. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 19:22, 2 March 2011 (PST)
::*Uh, this is like a year old, it just got released now.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:28, 2 March 2011 (PST)
:::* Damn.[[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 19:34, 2 March 2011 (PST)
Just wanted to say that the word Cwcsicle is the funniest thing I've heard all day[[User:Killyouareself|Killyouareself]] 19:25, 2 March 2011 (PST)

Anybody think this could be connected to any Sagas? [[User:Airrider1|Airrider1]], 22:46 EST, 2 March 2011
*No, as [[Tito]] said on [[Krapple|/cwc/]], essentially what Chris did was submit this to Jackass in regards to their then recent movie in hopes he'd get on Jackass.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:54, 2 March 2011 (PST)
I spy the Sonichu Medallion. [[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 00:54, 3 March 2011 (EST)

I cannot imagine a more appropriate use for WHY.jpg [[User:Vergilius|Vergilius]] 22:38, 2 March 2011 (PST)

...I don't understand.... WHY did he do this? It says to get on tv... but is it known WHY he thought this would get him on tv (troll/'sweetheart')?! And (I'm a girl so correct me if I'm wrong...) but wouldn't IT fall off or get serious damage from being in the snow for 15 minutes? If so...is it possible that Chris actually pulled it out of the snow between camera shoots? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 22:40, 2 March 2011 (PST)
* Heh, no, it wouldn't fall off. It would present the danger of a frostbite, however, like with any other body part. - [[User:LucidFox|LucidFox]] 22:49, 2 March 2011 (PST)
** Yeah, it wouldn't fall off, but it sure as fuck isn't a good idea. I can see why one might think he pulled his ding-dong out between shots (after all, that barely chronicled a whole fifteenth of the alleged dickfreezing) but judging by the fact that his nob was bright red on the fourth video, I'd say he was at least mostly true to his word. --[[User:The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here|The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here]] 23:20, 2 March 2011 (PST)
*** I can shed some light on frostbite. His skin turning that bright red color meant he was in the beginning stages of frostbite. It means that the water in his skin, cells, and blood vessels were going to die, dry up, and everything would start turning a pale blue/black color. Frostbite sets in rather quickly when bare skin is exposed to freezing temperatures, and the human body just cannot deal with that kind of cold. Chris basically made his body re-circulate the blood around to the core of his body to keep his vital organs warm since his nether region being exposed to freezing temperatures, so the blood rushes away to keep his core temperature warm. What Chris did was extremely stupid, and very dangerous.--[[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 02:57 March 3, 2011 (EST).

== Add videos ==

Do we actually want to add the clips? Or just leave it as a download? If posted video is wanted, I can try to do it though I'm not 100% sure I know how (though I do have them downloaded). --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 23:36, 2 March 2011 (PST)

* I'm no gaybian, but to be honest, this deserves to be put up for Chris even filming this. He's really fucking stupid, but even I didn't think he would do something like this. I would put up a warning disclaimer for the faint at heart though. But I say troll away good sir. Would be awesome if Chris saw this on the CWCki, serves him right.--[[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 03:04 March 3rd, 2011 (EST)
:: If there's a second to this I'll try and upload the mini-clip sections....I think I know how to do it now... maybe :P --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 00:08, 3 March 2011 (PST)

** The big problem is: where do we host 100_2126? If we tried putting that up on YouTube, we'd get in trouble with the site. --[[User:The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here|The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here]] 08:02, 3 March 2011 (PST)
::Can't someone censor out his penis like they did in FlyingElephant? [[User:Nhocgreen|Nhocgreen]] 08:14, 3 March 2011 (PST)

CWCki:Inside the Pickle Suit

2011-02-09T04:59:48Z

Nhocgreen:

'''Inside the Pickle Suit''' is an ongoing [[CWCki]] project where CWCki users can ask trolls involved with Chris their side of the story in a series of interviews in order to gain information to improve CWCki articles.

The first interview will be with '''Ivy's ghost''', scheduled for 11 February 2011.

==Candidates for Future Interviews==
Difficulty - must be trolls (no [[Megan]], [[The Wallflower]], etc.).

'''Vote for next interview on the [[CWCki talk:Inside the Pickle Suit|talk page]] by 10 February 2011.'''

Some possibilities (not inclusive):

*[[BlueSpike]]/Julie
*[[The Man in the Pickle Suit]]
*[[Emily]]
*[[Jack Thaddeus]]
*[[Clyde Cash]]

==Rules of Engagement==
*No stupid questions (i.e. "What's your REAL name?," "Where do you REALLY live?").
*Read the relevant articles first before asking.

==Questions==
Ask your questions here. Be sure to [[Help:A_Quick_Guide_to_CWCki#Sign_your_comments|sign your question]] so we know who asked it.

'''Questions for Ivy are due 10 February 2011'''

Assuming that you weren't forced to abort, what was your original plan for ending the saga? Did you have anything special planned for the breakup?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:18, 3 February 2011 (PST)
* Also how did you get Chris to watch End of Evangelion and did he have any prior exposure to the series?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:42, 3 February 2011 (PST)

How much contact did you have with Chris? Also, were you ever actually planning on meeting Chris like he mentions in [[For_My_Sweetest_Ivy|this]] video?--[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 18:15, 3 February 2011 (PST)

How much input did you have into the content Chris produced during the saga? Were the Wedding/Honeymoon Comics based on your suggestions, or did Chris come up with it on his own?--[[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 18:27, 3 February 2011 (PST)

After the saga ended, Chris seemed uncertain about whether you were a really a troll or not. Have you ever considered re-establishing contact with him?--[[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 21:19, 3 February 2011 (PST)

:Doesn't Chris think Ivy died? [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 11:51, 4 February 2011 (PST)

::He thought PandaHalo died earlier in the year; that didn't stop him from e-mailing her once she resurfaced. Not saying it's a good idea for Ivy to do the same, I'm just wondering if Ivy ever thought about it.--[[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 16:39, 4 February 2011 (PST)
:*Of course Ivy's dead, that's why we're getting an interview with her ''ghost''. But that does bring about a bigger issue, which I'll discuss in a separate section.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:50, 4 February 2011 (PST)

Opinions regarding how Chris became the way he is vary from assigning him over nine thousand different mental diseases and disorders, to crediting his 'perfect storm' of behavioral issues to simply shitty parenting of an autistic kid. As one of his more dedicated trolls, what are your thoughts? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:43, 4 February 2011 (PST)

Most of the trolling aside from BlueSpike's efforts seems designed with the ultimate goal of helping Chris (eg "Get a job" is a requirement of practically all sweethearts). Do you believe this has had any effect? Can they? Following on from that, do you support BlueSpike style trolling, aka purposely inflicting as much harm on Chris as possible with no 'goal'? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:43, 4 February 2011 (PST)
:That's not really "bluespike". That was really just how blue ended it. People always gloss over all the other stuff that blue got us, most notably the "bob walks in" audio. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 17:43, 4 February 2011 (PST)
Is it true that one time when Chris called you, one of your parents (or someone pretended to be your parent) picked up the phone and told Chris off for calling all the time and so damn early in the morning? --[[User:Nhocgreen|Nhocgreen]] 20:49, 4 February 2011 (PST)

Did you ever save any of the chatlogs/phone calls ect with Chris or are they lost in the Time Void forever? [[User:BSD|BSD]] 23:02, 4 February 2011 (PST)

this idea is fucking retarding i opt out. fuck you champ. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 23:42, 4 February 2011 (PST)
* edit sorry, was out celebrating chinese new years i meant to say fucking retarded. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 23:42, 4 February 2011 (PST)

::This from the same guy (or guys behind the fursona), masthead apparant of the PVCC (to which the very same USI and truly stalkerish appearance is also rightfully attributed) who had waited until things are already in a frenzy about Chris and not having everything to do with him (Jackie crap) then started giving scraps of withheld chatlogs and things that aren't even interesting and only may have been in the first place (Bluespike Skype logs, almost useless with just chattext, ect.) and made sure he got in on the CWCki "Chris And..." spergfest of the time by meaninglessly making "Television" into "Chris and Television," just to draw attention to himself and try to drive home that he is a EPIN TROL GODTEIR liek NOONE ELSEEEE, and now flips his fucking shit when there's the chance he might not get to uphold the mystique of the character and his personal army or whatever if he deigns to volunteer answers to some simple questions about what he did, why and how and if those who he considers are at his beck and call answer question that don't need to have anything to do with him. why don't you quit being such a faggot and just answer questions that people who have followed your trolling of chris for years want to know? [[User:12345|12345]] 20:03, 7 February 2011 (PST)

Was there a point were trolling Chris stopped being fun and became a chore? As in, because he kept calling, you felt you HAD to talk to him and you HAD to keep dealing with him? A follow up question: was it your idea to end it or and outside source? -- [[User:TheMAN|TheMAN]] 03:03, 5 February 2011 (PST)

The say that a madman falling in love with you is a scarier situation than a madman wanting to kill you. Were you frightened or disturbed by any of your contacts with Chris? Or if not, were you merely amused by his bizarre methods of showing affection? --[[User:DJChaos|DJChaos]] 15:22, 5 February 2011 (PST)

Outside of what's been documented, are there any funny Chris stories you can share with us? [[User:John Ritter's Nutsack|John Ritter's Nutsack]] 15:57, 5 February 2011 (PST)

When Rocky decided to call the police, did you have any conversations with her at all? Obviously the background check on you came up with nothing, but did you have any problems at all with Rocky's meddling? - [[User:Machop|Machop]] 16:57, 5 February 2011 (PST)

This one's kinda stupid, but i am a little curious. When Chris made the wedding comic the dress was ripped off from November Rain. Since Chris only listens to video game music or songs from guitar hero, chances are he never heard of that song or seen that video. Did you ever mention that you liked guns and roses/November rain, or is that some of his random accessness? --[[User:CaseHa|CaseHa]] 17:10, 5 February 2011 (PST)

If you had one more time to troll Chris before you died, what else would you have done to the manchild? --[[User:PedoforkBait|PedoforkBait]] 18:06, 5 February 2010 (PST)

How come nobody but you guys have been able to contact Chris? Do you guys monitor his e-mail and other messages before he gets them? --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 07:24, 6 February 2011 (PST)
:What do you mean? People contact Chris all the time. He just doesn't respond. His phone number is everywhere. Also, he doesn't have a computer anymore and I seriously doubt he checks his email too frequently. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 12:24, 6 February 2011 (PST)
::It just seems a little odd to me that you guys have had dibs on the fat manchild for all these years now. Certainly Chrissy talks to other people as well? I don't care how lazy he is, there should also be other lottery winners from his e-mail box.... since 2007. --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 14:48, 6 February 2011 (PST)
:::Who used email to communicate with him? The only major person I can think of who used email was Jackie and she contacted him from outside of email first. Anyone I'm missing? [[User:Canine|Canine]] 15:13, 6 February 2011 (PST)
::::You wanna be that way, fine, whatever. But I still think you guys checked his email and other shit to keep tabs on him. --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 15:52, 6 February 2011 (PST)
:::::I think it's pretty much a given that they did or still do have access to his email, despite claims otherwise. Also on /cwc/ recently Tito intercepted a white knighting attempt left in Chris' cellphone voicemail by a /cwc/ user, and they prank called this guy back. Tito posted what the contents were of the message, since the guy claimed he called to troll Chris and Tito revealed it was actually a white knight attempt. That tells you they also have access to his voicemail inbox. [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 14:30, 7 February 2011 (PST)
::::::I think it's more likely that the number the white knight texted was fake or something. I doubt anyone's doing anything illegal here. Nobody's that stupid. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 14:39, 7 February 2011 (PST)
:::::::Could be. Would it actually be illegal if you just figured out somebodies voicemail password or it was willingly given though? Anyway, it doesn't really matter and I don't care either way, so that's all I have to say on the matter. Looking forward to this though, I'm glad you guys decided to do it. [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 15:08, 7 February 2011 (PST)
::::::It doesn't necessarily mean that someone is in his voicemail. Chris could've told someone about it. Like that's how [[User:Miela|miela]] was caught. Chris told Jackie about her. Also we run into a lot of dumb white knights when people message accounts like the CWCville library. People think they're talking to Chris and drop their info. I don't remember what happened with the person on /cwc/, but I don't think access to Chris' voicemail was necessary. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 16:09, 7 February 2011 (PST)
:::::::This happened like last month, which was awhile after Chris left the internet. This guy left a message in Chris' voicemail, then posted audio of a message he got back that was someone impersonating Chris. Tito then showed up and said it wasn't the real Chris and that he'd had someone make that call, and that this guy actually left a white knight message on Chris' phone, not a trolling message as he claimed. There was no way he told anyone about it since he'd already ragequit again. Seems pretty clear he had access to the voicemail. [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 00:27, 8 February 2011 (PST)
::::::::People had brought up the "Chris told someone" theory back in that cwc thread too, and Tito pretty much confirmed that PVCC still had contact with Chris, possibly through Samantha.--[[User:Nhocgreen|Nhocgreen]] 20:59, 8 February 2011 (PST)

Probably a stupid question but have you ever talked to Barb or Bob on the phone? If so, How did it go?
--[[User:Lucida|Lucida]] 7:41, 6 February 2011 (PST)

How did you find out about Chris stealing his parent's credit cards for his PSN account?
--[[User:Lucida|Lucida]] 7:52, 6 February 2011 (PST)

When you started your trolling endeavor did you ever realize how horrifyingly obsessed Chris would become with you? Also, given how chilling it is for people to watch the videos he made for you, what was your reaction to it all? Was it scary, hilarious, or an odd mixture of the two?
[[User:OsirisLord|OsirisLord]] 00:21, 7 February 2011 (PST)

Kind of piggybacking on another user's question: If you had had the chance to meet Chris in person, how do you think the event would have progressed? Would you have attempted to follow Chris's itinerary to a certain point before suggesting different activities, ride it the whole way through, or completely hijack it? Also, judging how the date with Emily (and any other female) went, it seems that Chris's ultimate goal in meeting up with a woman is to kiss and/or bed her. Would you have been prepared for his advances? Would you have brought along a chaperon/bodyguard, or did you believe that Chris was actually pretty harmless and that you could easily deflect his moves?
-- [[User:Elliecoral|Elliecoral]] 17:08 7 February 2011 (EST) [minor edit for grammar]

Ivy, I am curious. What was your reaction to the creeptacular videos Chris made for you, particularly "Message for Ivy" and "For my Sweetest Ivy"? Did you start to second guess your decision to help troll Chris? What was your reaction to "For my Sweetest Ivy" getting played on the radio? It seems Chris has arguably made some of his creepiest and disturbing videos during your saga, and was totally enamored with you. Was there anything different you were doing in your trolling of Chris over the phone, as he seemed to be obsessed with your more than any other "sweetheart" of any saga before or since. I only ask this since we don't have your phone calls to hear for ourselves, so I'm curious if you did anything unique to get Chris so wrapped up in you? [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 14:26, 7 February 2011 (PST)

Ivy's Ghost, what was it about what you did that seemed to influence Chris to draw comic and also bring the crazy out of him? Also, you seem to have been the last sweetheart to use a fursona/sonic recolor sidekicks. Would you recommend future sweethearts to do the same? [[User:Barachulove|Barachulove]] 20:23, 7 February 2011 (PST)

Ivy, I guess this question has to do with meeting Chris, but how badly did Chris want to meet you in real life? And did Chris have any intentions of getting married with you(because of his daughter Crystal), or possibly getting a place together(If it went that far in Chris's mind)? Or did Chris just want you inside of his filthy home and having degrading "hanky-panky" in the garbage heaps of his house(because nothing says romance like rolling around in some garbage with an overweight man-child)? [[Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 4:20, 8 February 2011 (EST)

:He did [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"|propose]] to her, you know. Also piggybacking on Chris_Pickles' question, how did you feel about the marriage proposal? Did you tell him how crazy it was?--[[User:Nhocgreen|Nhocgreen]] 20:59, 8 February 2011 (PST)

Any relation to Poison Ivy? [[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 10:29, 8 February 2011 (EST)

This is an odd one, but was there, at any time, a moment when you felt a morsel of pity and/or (misguided) affection for Chris, or believed that he could be changed? (Granted, we mostly despise Chris, but there are a few times when some of us feel sorry for him and wish he could improve himself.) Do you believe Chris can redeem himself and become a somewhat functioning member of society, or is he a lost cause? For that matter, did you consider white knighting? -- [[User:Elliecoral|Elliecoral]] 18:11, 8 February 2011 (EST)

[[Category:CWCki projects]]

CWCki talk:Inside the Pickle Suit

2011-02-05T05:04:22Z

Nhocgreen:

==Candidates for Future Interviews==
Debate future candidates for interviews and vote for them here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:37, 3 February 2011 (PST)

:How about [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]? We know Clyde posed as Miyamoto at the time, but Reggie's role has never really been explained beyond the e-mail records. [[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 17:51, 3 February 2011 (PST)

:I would to see [[Pandahalo]] interviewed. Chris was still obsessed with her as recent as August of last year.--[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 18:52, 3 February 2011 (PST)

:What about [[Kacey]]? She actually met in him in real life but there's no information about that on her page. -[[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 21:39, 3 February 2011 (PST)

::*Not to shoot down ideas but PandaHalo is probably out of the question as she's sorta disappeared from the trolling scene, and Kacey wants nothing to do with trolling nowadays. But keep them coming.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:48, 4 February 2011 (PST)
:I like the idea of asking Emily some questions, or maybe try and find someone from Chris's past to see how he was BEFORE the trolls came into his life... like Megan (though she herself is probably out of the question considering their past... but someone like her from Chris's past). --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 11:44, 4 February 2011 (PST)
::Lucas and Mimms? I've heard that they still keep in touch with PVCC, though I doubt they have anything else to add.--[[User:Nhocgreen|Nhocgreen]] 21:04, 4 February 2011 (PST)
:[[Alec Benson Leary]] would be a good one. Setting Asperchu aside, I think it'd be interesting to hear about what it's like trying to maintain a dialogue with Chris for up to an hour. Same goes for [[Jackie]], only with e-mail. Obviously, Jackie could get Chris's attention by being a girl, but it was still impressive how she managed to keep him going for as long as she did.--[[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 16:56, 4 February 2011 (PST)

:Would Vivian Gee be available?--[[User:Nhocgreen|Nhocgreen]] 21:04, 4 February 2011 (PST)
== Format ==

Just curious, would people prefer audio or text? Some trolls will opt for text but in cases where audio is possible, would you want it? There's the work involved in transcribing but I wonder if people will consider them more authentic. Thoughts?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:03, 3 February 2011 (PST)

== The validity of all this (or: Incharacter/Out of character) ==

This is something I really should have thought of before starting this, but I'll bring it up here and see what you all think.

Currently, for the most part and with few tiny exceptions, things on the CWCki are from Chris's point of view. As it's been said elsewhere, this wouldn't be a very interesting wiki as it would be a wiki about basement dwellers who troll Chris if we were to go with the "true" story. Thus, we tend to go with how Chris saw the events.

There is a problem with that, namely that I've seen complaints that this confuses people who aren't sure if these people are real or trolls and more or less doesn't explain what's going on to a new person well. However, being in character helps absolve any sort of liability and responsibility as we're just reporting things as Chris has described them to us through his correspondences, media, etc.

So should we even have these interviews? If so, how should we handle them? I think that any reasonably intelligent person should realize that nothing with Chris is genuine and that it might help to explain their motives and such but at the same time sorta ruins the magic and mystique behind them.

So what do you all think? Thoughts?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:59, 4 February 2011 (PST)

CWCki:Inside the Pickle Suit

2011-02-05T04:49:58Z

Nhocgreen: