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Chris and the Internet

2013-11-07T09:25:25Z

Nicoleb: Added some details on Chris's return to videos.

[[File:Bob the Lumberjack.jpg|thumb|The proper response to a [[virgin with rage]] on the Internet.]]

The '''[[Wikipedia:Internet|Internet]]''' is a computational system that allows the transmission of data over long distances through a massive collection of networks connected all over the world. The Internet has grown immensely since its first real conception in the [[1980s]] as a means for the military, and later [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|universities]], to communicate with each other; it is said that about 2,000,000,000<ref>http://www.internetworldstats.com/stats.htm</ref> people are connected to the Internet today.

One of those is [[Christian Weston Chandler]], the Internet's [[Basement Rosechus|battered girlfriend]] who always comes back for more.

==Understanding==
Chris seems to be aware that the Internet is a place where, once you put something up, anyone with access to a computer could see it. However, due to a combination of his ego and his [[Autism|general inability to understand others]], Chris has come to the conclusion that if he puts anything on the Internet, everyone ''will'' see it; and if you direct a message to someone, ''only'' they will see it. Chris has in the past attempted to address videos to specific people, from [[Congrats, Jack Black|celebrities]] to [[Shigeru Miyamoto|potential employers]] to [[Ivy|Internet girlfriends]]. Most telling is [[100 2178|his 8 May 2010 rant]], which was addressed to anyone who served on the Green County School Board in the early 1990s.

Chris sees no problem in dropping [[Honest Content|highly sensitive information]] over his videos — including his phone number, [[14 Branchland Court|street address]], and the secret name of [[The Wallflower|the girl]] he desperately wanted to be his [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]]. He doesn't understand that [[YouTube]] is a public website and not an instant messaging service, never paying attention to the deluge of comments he gets from horrified onlookers that definitively prove his [[For Julie's Eyes Only|"private"]] messages are anything but.

Chris has been on the Internet for some time, yet does not understand how to act online any more than he does in real life. While many users of the Internet contribute content, are polite and helpful, and generally [[Chris and the Law|follow any established rules]], Chris sees all websites as vehicles to spew his [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|self]]-[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|serving]] [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile|version]] of [[Honest content|the truth]]. Even worse, when given his own website, he audaciously claimed that [[CWC_Blog#January_2010|it was he who had control over the site]], not [[User:cogsdev|the Sysop]] who did the work of setting it up, or the [[Jack Thaddeus|advertisers]] who paid for it.

Out of fear of trolls, Chris refuses to meet people online or interact with people he knows beyond 'closed doors'. He has tried to join public forums at least [[Trollin Train|a couple]] [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|times]] without attaching his name to the account, but has outed himself either on his own or through his [[Chris and English|unusual and distinctive writing style]], abandoning them when he feels unsafe from his trolls.

==Fora==

Chris does not normally participate in forum discussions, either due to a dislike of reading, simple egotism or both. When he does, he always signs his message — be it a comment on YouTube, a rant on the [[Adult Swim posts|Adult Swim boards]], or a complaint about something in ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''.<ref>http://forums.littlebigworkshop.com/t5/PS3-Workshop/Complaints-on-the-Sonic-the-Hedgehog-and-Werehog-Costumes/m-p/239893;jsessionid=C15F46579256D040386028A0EAB09412</ref> He never follows up on these posts either, nor does he read the comments left by other users, just like on YouTube. Any retractions or responses are saved for completely unrelated posts elsewhere on the Internet.

Common sense would suggest that Chris would fare well in the Internet forums, which are havens for socially retarded, thirty-something weaboo man-children who still live with their parents. However, Chris has managed to fail here too. By appearing in the web as his usual nicknames or full names, and plastering ''Sonichu'' crap all over, he draws the attention of his trolls, and reacts predictably when they follow him. More importantly, if the trolls somehow fail to notice his new hangouts, he's quick to make enemies completely of his own accord, due to his [[ego]], selfishness, and complete disregard of rules.

==Bans==
[[File:BANHAMMER.png|thumb|left|Some people see [[duck|dicks]] everywhere on the Internet. Chris tends to see these instead.]]

As with many places in real life, Chris has found himself banned from the few places he frequents online.

Thanks to his screwed up conversation filter, Chris has done stupid stuff and has had stuff taken down or been banned from places. However, due to his relative inactivity concerning Internet forums, he's banned from fewer places online than expected. He was banned from [[deviantART]] in the summer of 2009 for posting the uncensored version of ''Sonichu'' #9 without an [[Honest content|NSFW]] tag, though he doesn't understand why — comments he left on the [[CWCipedia]] suggest that he is under the impression that his dA account simply vanished into cyberspace for no reason.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=DeviantART DeviantART] on the [[CWCipedia]]</ref> He was also banned earlier for the uncensored version of ''Sonichu'' #8. Despite bouncing from one account to the next, Chris has only been [[The July 10th Messages|banned once]] from [[YouTube]]; however, unlike dA, Chris has constantly made new accounts after one was taken down or abandoned. He has also had posts moderated at [[GameFAQs]] when he attempted to solicit money for special characters in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''. When his "article" on [[Wikipedia]] deleted and his talk page there got trolled, his account was indefinitely blocked, although the blocking admin mistakenly thought that he was a sockpuppet of a troll and not the genuine article.

His most grievous ban to date involves [[Flipnote Hatena]]. Between 29 June and 2 July, Chris had [[RomanticLabyrinth|the same Flipnote]] removed from the site ''four times'' because of its sexual nature, with Chris thinking it was being removed by trolls instead of realizing the fact that a [[Nintendo]]-owned website wouldn't ''like'' that sort of thing being put on their site. Because of this and other Flipnotes he had uploaded and reuploaded, the mods briefly blocked Chris's DSi from uploading any further Flipnotes. When his ban expired, Chris resurfaced on the website and reuploaded all the Flipnotes that got him banned in the first place. (The entire situation wasn't helped by try-hard trolls flagging his animations in a desperate attempt to have an impact.)

One notices a pattern in all of this — Chris has a tendency to not read a website's terms of service or gain an understanding of websites he uses. When protesting his ban from Wikipedia for violating one of their numerous rules, he argued that he didn't have the time to read the pages upon pages of fine print that stipulated what constituted acceptable behavior. When faced with a similar conflict on Flipnote, he failed to get the hint that each deleted animation was violating the terms of service, even uploading a video anyone could tell was inappropriate for the PG-13 website no less than ''four times'' before his DSi was blocked from the service.

== Attempts to leave the Internet ==
[[Image:WantWoman.jpg|thumb|This is what Chris means when he says he going to "[[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|go outside and enjoy life.]]"]]

As the saying goes, "when the going gets tough, the tough get going." However, in Chris's case, he takes this and butchers it — when [[trolls]] descend on him and [[Stress|torture]] him, he gets up and leaves. He's like a child who packs up all of his toys and goes home when things don't go his way. For many trolls, this would be a great victory — threatening to quit the Internet forever is such a common reaction to trolling that it has its own term: "[http://www.wordiq.com/definition/Flounce flouncing]".

Of course, his PS3 is still hooked up to the internet (where he plays video games, reads game forums and logs into YouTube), so he never really leaves for good, he merely changes his outlet. When Chris talks about quitting the internet, he means ceasing video and comic production, and no longer tangling with trolls.

His [[Youtube Finale|first attempt]] to abandon the Internet was when the [[Ivy]] saga was hitting its peak; tired of [[Clyde Cash]]'s trolling, Chris proclaimed that he was leaving the Internet. Instead of doing that, he disappeared for all of two weeks before creating a new account on YouTube. His [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|second]], [[100 2188|third]], and [[100 2189|fourth attempts]] all seemed to have been directed by an [[Rocky Shoemaker|outside force]]. Of course, Chris being Chris, he never made good on his word to stay off.

After he made his second announcement of leaving the Internet, he made a [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|rant about ''The Cleveland Show'']] a mere ''36 hours later''. He also made his fourth announcement of leaving the Internet just ''four days'' after making his third announcement, saying that the [[Kick the Autistic|trolls have scared him from the Internet, that he is literally afraid of the Internet.]] Chris being Chris, he returned just [[June062010.MOV|one week]] after this grand proclamation. After talking about how he almost committed vehicular homicide, he makes his ''fifth'' announcement that he is leaving the Internet.

Nearly two weeks after his ''fifth'' abandonment of the Internet, he was spotted at [[Fridays After Five]] playing [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnote Studio]] on his [[Nintendo]] DSi. He soon discovered the pictures and videos of him on the Internet and broke his exile to post his response to it all on Flipnote Hatena the next day, saying that he wishes trolls would stop spreading his bad reputation around. This shows not only that Chris is still looking out for his Internet reputation, but that he also assumes that by telling trolls "I'm leaving the Internet forever," he expects them to stop talking about him.

This would've been easy for the trolls to do, if Chris had just [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|stopped]] [[The MovingForward videos|making]] [[ItIsFinished.MOV|videos]] — especially ones [[Stardate, August 27, 2010|addressing them]] [[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV|specifically]] ([[Charlottesville_Fashion_Square#Chris_captured_on_video|not seeking out trolls offline couldn't hurt, either]]).

On 22 [[November 2010]] Chris [[100_2357.MOV|announced that he would be leaving the Internet]] ''yet again'', and began what would become his longest time away from the Internet. For an hereto unsurpassed period of time, Chris managed to refrain from doing something that would directly attract the attention of the trolls, although he was not completely able to repress his urge to spread his ego over the tubes, and thanks to his [[PS3]] with web connection and keyboard controller, he still made [[CWC's Collector's Case Tutorial|occasional]] [[Autism Tutorial|efforts]] to make the world realize his greatness.

Despite his claims to have stopped socializing online, a new [[facebook]] account bearing a [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:CWCJuly2011.jpg previously unseen photograph of Chris] was discovered on 5 [[July 2011]], and two weeks later it was revealed that between 29 [[May 2011|May]] and 20 [[June 2011]] Chris was frequenting the forum [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] while trying (and failing) to stay anonymous. This culminated with [[Calling Out|three new videos]] released on 6 August 2011 after a 257 day YouTube hiatus.

Although unofficial, it is worth mentioning that since the death of [[Bob]] in [[September 2011]], Chris had not returned to Youtube for over two years, which broke his previous record of 257 days. Technically, that could have been considered a seventh internet abandonment (with the only exceptions being Facebook and Twitter)<ref>Facebook</ref>. However, in [[November 2013]], Chris uploaded a [[CWC_Lego_Manchester_High_School_Oct_18_2013|video]] he'd recorded the previous month, once again showing that, ultimately, he just can't resist [[Chris_and_his_Ego|uploading things about himself]].

==References==
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October 2013 Facebook Posts

2013-11-03T04:17:33Z

Nicoleb: Added some hotlinks.

The following are [[Facebook]] posts [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] posted on October 2013.

==Summary==
* 3 [[October 2013]] - Chris posts an angry rant directed at [[Megan]].
* 4 October 2013 - Chris tells Megan to apologize to him personally, work and getting him unbanned from various commercial venues in his area and stop all internet trolling against him, or else he wouldn't remove the curse he has placed on her. Shortly afterwards on the same day he wrote another post, purportedly revealing the conversation between Megan, other Game Place patrons and store employees which led to the organized trolling campaign directed at Chris.
* 28 October 2013 - Chris made a post on Facebook to leave him alone again.
* 30 October 2013 - Chris undergoes perhaps his biggest Facebook meltdown yet, after he posts an e-mail from one of his high school [[gal pal]]s that someone forwarded to him. The e-mail reveals that none of his gal pals especially liked him as a person and only hung around with him out of pity, and that between his bizarre Facebook rants and [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], almost none of his high school "friends" have any desire to ever contact him again. In a subsequent post on the same day, Chris says that he was so crushed by this revelation that he considered suicide.

==Posts by Chris==
===Megagi La Skunk agrees that you should have never been born===

{{quotebox|Thursday, 3 October 2013
<nowiki>**Megan Schroeder!**</nowiki>

You ungrateful bitch. Quit hiding behind the Anons, [[Trolls]], [[The GAMe PLACe|PLace]] People and every Damned Person who you have deceived into siding with you.

By the way, I have checked with [[Megagi La Skunk]]; [[Chris and reality|she feels deep distrust in you. We mutually agree that you should have never been born, even if it meant she would never exist]]. Also, your [[Sailor Megtune]] powers; I created them for you; I have taken them away from you! [[Sailor Moon|Usagi and the Sailor Scouts]] would have been most ashamed of you.

You need to pay me what you owe for [[Chris and hypocrisy|Destroying Me, My Heart, My Soul, and My Life]] with your ungratefulness to [[ShecameforCWC.jpg|my past loyalty and devotion]]. You played me for a fool for Years, making me spend and spend on you with borrowed [[Chris and money|money]]! You continuously had Mimms an everyone else online humiliate me! I can not ever find employment now, because my background check has been made null and void with Your Damn Internet Troll Army! You would not even accept the Copies of the Uncut SM series I had burned for you! You conned me into giving you my Original DVDs. It is as if I was swindled into bargain basement, counterfeit imported crap. I poured my heart for you, and you break the glass pitcher the essence was stored in.

You need to pay me what you greatly owe me for Destroying Me! [[Chris and English|And I not or you and your army, stressing us out, my father would still be alive today]]! Face Me In Person and settle our Long Heated Rivalry and Domestic Hatred, NOW!!!}}

Chris also immediately posted two comments to his post:

{{quotebox|And by the way, [[Chris and religion|I pray]] you have been having Really Bad Luck, Feeling Paranoid of EVERYONE, and Shakingly Stressed, because I continue to leave your minifigure upside-down and shaken with the [[Mary Lee Walsh|Witch]] and the [[Michael Snyder|Bastard]]! And I have been feeling the very same grave emotions myself for the Six Long Years, you damn, dirty bitch!}}

{{quotebox|NOBODY ELSE COMMENT THIS POST!!!}}

===Apologize or else===

The next day he blamed Megan for this site.

{{quotebox|October 4, 2013
I will only forgive Megan, and remove all curses upon her, when she apologizes to me In Person and Face To Face, when the [[Cwcki]], its forum, and Everything Else Against me on the Freaking Internet is GONE, GONE, GONE, when I am NOT BANNED FROM ANYWHERE, when I get my original Uncut Sailor Moon DVDs returned to me, when my Good Name is Cleared of all of the bad, AND when I have my female Sweetheart for Forever. And I am Not Stepping Down beforehand.}}

===GAMe PLACe revelations===

On the same day in which he posted the previous post, Chris made another one, correcting Megan's slanderous lies and revealing the true and honest truth about what happened at [[The GAMe PLACe]].

{{quotebox|October 4, 2013
Megan, I KNOW you and the PLace employee continuously conversed and conspired against me. "Christian is so weird. " "Tell me about it." "He hangs on to me, touching me, clinging onto my every word. Ugh." "I can not stand his shouting outbursts that echos in my after both of those times he stressed out." "I want to just kill him; destroy his goody-two-shoes nature, soul, heart and all that shit my mashed potato grenade could shatter, but leave his body in tact, so I'm not committed fro murder." "I just want to ban him from "MY" store forever." "I got it! Let's get an embarrassing photo of him, post it online, and put him to shame forever!" "Mimms and Lucas are tech freaks! Let's enlist them." "Yeah! Chris will be banned from "YOUR" store based on the hyped up mal online reputation; he will be out of my life forever. Pending possible nightmares and night terrors to come, but who the fuck cares; His Autistic, Fragile mind will shatter along with his heart after I kiss my homosexual fake boyfriend in front of him!" ""HA HA HA HA HA AHA HA HA!!!!!"

I am onto your game that took away six years of my life and destroyed me; you either pay me what you owe, or I continue to curse and haunt you with my father at my side.}}

Immediately afterwards Chris posted the following comment to his post:

{{quotebox|NOBODY COMMENT OR EMAIL ME! I want HER to contact me In Person and Face to Face!}}

===Announcement===

{{quotebox|October 11, 2013

<nowiki>**Announcement**</nowiki>

Someone is pretending to be me in Spoofing and has been spamming the message screen capped below to a lot of people; likely those in my contact list on my AOL account.

Mainly, I have not ever been to the Phillipines; I am still in Ruckersville, VA; financial issues for real right here and now are irrelevant, and I am not in any trouble with any police or "embassy". Whoever is pretending to be me in this spoof attempt needs to stop or be stopped.

And in any case, please disregard the message if you have received it. — feeling pissed off.}}

===Mighty Wings Review===
{{Incomplete}}

{{quotebox|October 15, 2013
I just had a 5 piece Mighty Wing at [[McDonalds]], with honey mustard; I had a sauce-free bite first. At the Forest Lakes location at least, there is a reason for offering a large drink free with 5 piece purchase. BOLDY SPICY!! They would do just as well offering a milk jug or two with purchase. They should make t-shirts: "I Survived the McD Mighty Wings!"}}

{{quotebox|Also, I just had my weight checked; lost seven pounds}}

===Another Announcement===
After the September 2013 Facebook leak on the [[CWCki Forums]], Chris posted the following:
{{quotebox|Monday, 28 October 2013

Announcement: Attention Everyone: Whoever has been capping and discussing my private posts, Please Stop It. [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Megagi_La_Skunk_agrees_that_you_should_have_never_been_born|I have no intention]] [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Apologize_or_else|towards anything online]], and my private thoughts I share Only with my [[Anna McLerran|Real Friends]] in my List Only should remain Private as such. [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#GAMe_PLACe_revelations|And I have not been]] [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Announcement|whining about anyone]], [[Chris and hypocrisy|so please stop bothering people and telling them that I had]]. I will never be a member of [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|anything]] about and/or against me online Ever, so any "kind offers" will be automatically rejected and ignored.

In other words, [[Chris and hypocrisy|Leave Me Alone and Quit Talking About Me At All]], you pinheaded [[Trolls]]!!!}}

===Reality Comes Knocking===

{{quotebox|Wednesday, 30 October 2013

I had long thought I was liked genuinely as a person in [[Manchester High School]] by my closest [[gal pal]]s and everyone else. Now I am shocked to hear that everyone was my friend, because they felt sorry for me.

Let me share a couple of recent [[emails]] from one of my friends. I am not doing this to be mean, cruel or bad, but it really hurts me emotionally.}}

{{quoteboxred|A lot of us were surprised, even shocked to see how much Christian had changed from the way we remembered him in high school. He was just this awkward, slightly-odd, shy kid back then. A lot of the [[Slow-in-the-minds|Special Ed kids]] got picked on but, for some reason, Christian seemed to get it much worse than the others. _____ and _____ I let Christian hang out with us mainly because we felt sorry for him. He sort of latched onto us, like he expected us to protect him. He was like a [[Naive|lost little boy]]. Sometimes I think he saw us as sort of mother figures, which seems a little creepy now, but Christian seemed harmless enough back then, and we didn't mind him hanging out with us. As far as socializing goes, we didn't really hang with him outside of school, except for the time we went to [[My big 18th party|his 18th birthday party]].

_____ and _____ weren't so much friends of Christian's, as they were his protectors. Some kids used to mess with him and steal his stuff. These kids were constantly teasing Christian and picking on him, doing whatever they could to get some kind of reaction out of him. Mostly Christian just cried or ran away. I don't think I can remember a time where he tried to stand up to the bullies. He seemed to prefer to have other people do that for him.

No, I don't really follow Christian's activity on [[Facebook]]. I'm actually not on his friends list, for reasons I'd rather not discuss with someone I don't really know that well (no offense). I know a lot of the people that are on his friends list, and they mostly ignore him. He's basically background noise. The only time they really notice his posts is when he tags them. Some of the stuff he posts is kind of bizarre and disturbing, which is the main reason why I decided I didn't want to have any contact with him.

I'm also really creeped out that he's still obsessed with _____ and he's actively looking for her. She is well aware of this and she's taken steps to make sure that she's VERY hard, if not impossible, to find. Yes, I've been in touch with her, but I don't feel that I have her permission to pass along her contact information. I'll pass along your email address though, if that's OK. That way, she can contact you if she wants to.

A lot of people became friends with Christian because of the reunion and also, because a lot of them still felt sorry for him. Some people are having second thoughts though, after seeing [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|that awful picture]] he drew of [[Megan|his friend]]. A lot of people stopped feeling sorry for him and started ignoring him after they saw that. I was shocked that he could draw something so gross and depraved. The "thumbs up" sign really pissed me off for some reason. The whole thing was very sexist, disrespectful, and, above all - damn creepy.

I have my suspicions about who may have leaked Christian's Facebook posts, but I'd rather not say, because I don't want to be involved in this. Christian accused this person of "leaking" the full list of classmates from our graduating class. Christian contacted some of his MHS friends and tried to make trouble. He told them to give this guy a hard time for what he did. His friends weren't amused. Anyway, I don't think Christian has anything to worry about. He's not friends with this guy anymore. }}

{{Quotebox|Once again, Not to be mean, cruel or bad:

I did not mean to sound cruel; I had thought you all were my friends for the sake of friendship, not for pity.

Really? REALLY?! You all thought of me as weak from first and outside impressions? For your information, I was not picked on as much as I am interpreting your exaggeration. If I was picked on as much as stated, I would have had wedgies, I would have been pestered in the Locker Room, I would have been shoved into a locker, etc., and NONE of those things have ever happened to me at all. I never expected any "protection" from anyone, and I looked up to you all as my Friends, Never like mothers. Oh, my god. I had no preference to anyone doing anything for me; I did a Lot of things for myself, including my homework. I was consistently on [[Honor Roll]]. Forgive me if my posts were not being considered "Normal" to you, but my life is what it is, and I am usually honest about details. NOBODY is happy or mentally sound 24/7/365. EVERYONE in this world has their own Mental Problems, No Matter What or Who. And frankly, I feel pissed off that you would judge me still for that ONE drawing that I had already elaborated on to make sure it had not been taken out of context. And [[Mimms]] is not to be trusted. If he really wanted to help me, he would have never EVER taken my photograph in [[2007]] and make mockery of me!

For everyone's information, I wanted to locate [[Tiffany Gowen]], because I wanted and needed my closest friend to talk to and find closure; I am Lonely and Sad! I went well out of my way to gather towards bringing everyone together for the reunion; I put a lot of the pure goodness I had felt in my my heart and soul into that work. Now I find out everyone was nice to me not for the sake of friendship or that they liked me, but because of sorry feelings!

I was mainstreamed throughout my education; [[Chris and reality|it had worked out well for me.]] I could be a lot worse off. I am not certain pity friendships are for the better for anyone, but real [[My_Little_Pony|friendships really are magic]] and healing, or at least they're supposed to be.

Well, now I know where I stand — feeling very sad.}}
Chris later added:
{{quotebox|This makes me so sad, I actually considered suicide. The only reasons I don't do it are [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]] and [[Clover and Snoopy|my dogs]], and that [[Chris and religion|premature death leaves one in Limbo]]. I am really hurt, and I feel emotionally paralyzed and numb. It all hurts.}}

===PLEASE UNDO IT!===
{{quotebox|
Look, Whoever reported me just now, PLEASE UNDO IT! I was typing a message to [[Gal pal#Molly Quarles|Molly Marie Quarles]] asking her if the recent email applied to her as well.}}

===Chris Will Only Accept Your Apologies In Person===
{{quotebox|If anyone wants to sincerely apologize to me or actually offer [[China|anything even remotely positive to me]], come to my house at [[14 Branchland Court]] in [[Ruckersville, Virginia]]; I don't take [[emails]], [[phone calls]] or whatnot; those can be faked.}}

{{Facebook}}

[[Category:Facebook]]

October 2013 Facebook Posts

2013-11-03T04:15:04Z

Nicoleb: The sections seem complete now. Revert this if you disagree.

The following are [[Facebook]] posts [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] posted on October 2013.

==Summary==
* 3 [[October 2013]] - Chris posts an angry rant directed at [[Megan]].
* 4 October 2013 - Chris tells Megan to apologize to him personally, work and getting him unbanned from various commercial venues in his area and stop all internet trolling against him, or else he wouldn't remove the curse he has placed on her. Shortly afterwards on the same day he wrote another post, purportedly revealing the conversation between Megan, other Game Place patrons and store employees which led to the organized trolling campaign directed at Chris.
* 28 October 2013 - Chris made a post on Facebook to leave him alone again.
* 30 October 2013 - Chris undergoes perhaps his biggest Facebook meltdown yet, after he posts an e-mail from one of his high school [[gal pal]]s that someone forwarded to him. The e-mail reveals that none of his gal pals especially liked him as a person and only hung around with him out of pity, and that between his bizarre Facebook rants and [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], almost none of his high school "friends" have any desire to ever contact him again. In a subsequent post on the same day, Chris says that he was so crushed by this revelation that he considered suicide.

==Posts by Chris==
===Megagi La Skunk agrees that you should have never been born===

{{quotebox|Thursday, 3 October 2013
<nowiki>**Megan Schroeder!**</nowiki>

You ungrateful bitch. Quit hiding behind the Anons, [[Trolls]], [[The GAMe PLACe|PLace]] People and every Damned Person who you have deceived into siding with you.

By the way, I have checked with [[Megagi La Skunk]]; [[Chris and reality|she feels deep distrust in you. We mutually agree that you should have never been born, even if it meant she would never exist]]. Also, your [[Sailor Megtune]] powers; I created them for you; I have taken them away from you! [[Sailor Moon|Usagi and the Sailor Scouts]] would have been most ashamed of you.

You need to pay me what you owe for [[Chris and hypocrisy|Destroying Me, My Heart, My Soul, and My Life]] with your ungratefulness to [[ShecameforCWC.jpg|my past loyalty and devotion]]. You played me for a fool for Years, making me spend and spend on you with borrowed [[Chris and money|money]]! You continuously had Mimms an everyone else online humiliate me! I can not ever find employment now, because my background check has been made null and void with Your Damn Internet Troll Army! You would not even accept the Copies of the Uncut SM series I had burned for you! You conned me into giving you my Original DVDs. It is as if I was swindled into bargain basement, counterfeit imported crap. I poured my heart for you, and you break the glass pitcher the essence was stored in.

You need to pay me what you greatly owe me for Destroying Me! [[Chris and English|And I not or you and your army, stressing us out, my father would still be alive today]]! Face Me In Person and settle our Long Heated Rivalry and Domestic Hatred, NOW!!!}}

Chris also immediately posted two comments to his post:

{{quotebox|And by the way, [[Chris and religion|I pray]] you have been having Really Bad Luck, Feeling Paranoid of EVERYONE, and Shakingly Stressed, because I continue to leave your minifigure upside-down and shaken with the [[Mary Lee Walsh|Witch]] and the [[Michael Snyder|Bastard]]! And I have been feeling the very same grave emotions myself for the Six Long Years, you damn, dirty bitch!}}

{{quotebox|NOBODY ELSE COMMENT THIS POST!!!}}

===Apologize or else===

The next day he blamed Megan for this site.

{{quotebox|October 4, 2013
I will only forgive Megan, and remove all curses upon her, when she apologizes to me In Person and Face To Face, when the [[Cwcki]], its forum, and Everything Else Against me on the Freaking Internet is GONE, GONE, GONE, when I am NOT BANNED FROM ANYWHERE, when I get my original Uncut Sailor Moon DVDs returned to me, when my Good Name is Cleared of all of the bad, AND when I have my female Sweetheart for Forever. And I am Not Stepping Down beforehand.}}

===GAMe PLACe revelations===

On the same day in which he posted the previous post, Chris made another one, correcting Megan's slanderous lies and revealing the true and honest truth about what happened at [[The GAMe PLACe]].

{{quotebox|October 4, 2013
Megan, I KNOW you and the PLace employee continuously conversed and conspired against me. "Christian is so weird. " "Tell me about it." "He hangs on to me, touching me, clinging onto my every word. Ugh." "I can not stand his shouting outbursts that echos in my after both of those times he stressed out." "I want to just kill him; destroy his goody-two-shoes nature, soul, heart and all that shit my mashed potato grenade could shatter, but leave his body in tact, so I'm not committed fro murder." "I just want to ban him from "MY" store forever." "I got it! Let's get an embarrassing photo of him, post it online, and put him to shame forever!" "Mimms and Lucas are tech freaks! Let's enlist them." "Yeah! Chris will be banned from "YOUR" store based on the hyped up mal online reputation; he will be out of my life forever. Pending possible nightmares and night terrors to come, but who the fuck cares; His Autistic, Fragile mind will shatter along with his heart after I kiss my homosexual fake boyfriend in front of him!" ""HA HA HA HA HA AHA HA HA!!!!!"

I am onto your game that took away six years of my life and destroyed me; you either pay me what you owe, or I continue to curse and haunt you with my father at my side.}}

Immediately afterwards Chris posted the following comment to his post:

{{quotebox|NOBODY COMMENT OR EMAIL ME! I want HER to contact me In Person and Face to Face!}}

===Announcement===

{{quotebox|October 11, 2013

<nowiki>**Announcement**</nowiki>

Someone is pretending to be me in Spoofing and has been spamming the message screen capped below to a lot of people; likely those in my contact list on my AOL account.

Mainly, I have not ever been to the Phillipines; I am still in Ruckersville, VA; financial issues for real right here and now are irrelevant, and I am not in any trouble with any police or "embassy". Whoever is pretending to be me in this spoof attempt needs to stop or be stopped.

And in any case, please disregard the message if you have received it. — feeling pissed off.}}

===Mighty Wings Review===
{{Incomplete}}

{{quotebox|October 15, 2013
I just had a 5 piece Mighty Wing at [[McDonalds]], with honey mustard; I had a sauce-free bite first. At the Forest Lakes location at least, there is a reason for offering a large drink free with 5 piece purchase. BOLDY SPICY!! They would do just as well offering a milk jug or two with purchase. They should make t-shirts: "I Survived the McD Mighty Wings!"}}

{{quotebox|Also, I just had my weight checked; lost seven pounds}}

===Another Announcement===
After the September 2013 Facebook leak on the [[CWCki Forums]], Chris posted the following:
{{quotebox|Monday, 28 October 2013

Announcement: Attention Everyone: Whoever has been capping and discussing my private posts, Please Stop It. [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Megagi_La_Skunk_agrees_that_you_should_have_never_been_born|I have no intention]] [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Apologize_or_else|towards anything online]], and my private thoughts I share Only with my [[Anna McLerran|Real Friends]] in my List Only should remain Private as such. [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#GAMe_PLACe_revelations|And I have not been]] [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Announcement|whining about anyone]], [[Chris and hypocrisy|so please stop bothering people and telling them that I had]]. I will never be a member of [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|anything]] about and/or against me online Ever, so any "kind offers" will be automatically rejected and ignored.

In other words, [[Chris and hypocrisy|Leave Me Alone and Quit Talking About Me At All]], you pinheaded [[Trolls]]!!!}}

===Reality Comes Knocking===

{{quotebox|Wednesday, 30 October 2013

I had long thought I was liked genuinely as a person in [[Manchester High School]] by my closest [[gal pal]]s and everyone else. Now I am shocked to hear that everyone was my friend, because they felt sorry for me.

Let me share a couple of recent [[emails]] from one of my friends. I am not doing this to be mean, cruel or bad, but it really hurts me emotionally.}}

{{quoteboxred|A lot of us were surprised, even shocked to see how much Christian had changed from the way we remembered him in high school. He was just this awkward, slightly-odd, shy kid back then. A lot of the [[Slow-in-the-minds|Special Ed kids]] got picked on but, for some reason, Christian seemed to get it much worse than the others. _____ and _____ I let Christian hang out with us mainly because we felt sorry for him. He sort of latched onto us, like he expected us to protect him. He was like a [[Naive|lost little boy]]. Sometimes I think he saw us as sort of mother figures, which seems a little creepy now, but Christian seemed harmless enough back then, and we didn't mind him hanging out with us. As far as socializing goes, we didn't really hang with him outside of school, except for the time we went to [[My big 18th party|his 18th birthday party]].

_____ and _____ weren't so much friends of Christian's, as they were his protectors. Some kids used to mess with him and steal his stuff. These kids were constantly teasing Christian and picking on him, doing whatever they could to get some kind of reaction out of him. Mostly Christian just cried or ran away. I don't think I can remember a time where he tried to stand up to the bullies. He seemed to prefer to have other people do that for him.

No, I don't really follow Christian's activity on [[Facebook]]. I'm actually not on his friends list, for reasons I'd rather not discuss with someone I don't really know that well (no offense). I know a lot of the people that are on his friends list, and they mostly ignore him. He's basically background noise. The only time they really notice his posts is when he tags them. Some of the stuff he posts is kind of bizarre and disturbing, which is the main reason why I decided I didn't want to have any contact with him.

I'm also really creeped out that he's still obsessed with _____ and he's actively looking for her. She is well aware of this and she's taken steps to make sure that she's VERY hard, if not impossible, to find. Yes, I've been in touch with her, but I don't feel that I have her permission to pass along her contact information. I'll pass along your email address though, if that's OK. That way, she can contact you if she wants to.

A lot of people became friends with Christian because of the reunion and also, because a lot of them still felt sorry for him. Some people are having second thoughts though, after seeing [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|that awful picture]] he drew of [[Megan|his friend]]. A lot of people stopped feeling sorry for him and started ignoring him after they saw that. I was shocked that he could draw something so gross and depraved. The "thumbs up" sign really pissed me off for some reason. The whole thing was very sexist, disrespectful, and, above all - damn creepy.

I have my suspicions about who may have leaked Christian's Facebook posts, but I'd rather not say, because I don't want to be involved in this. Christian accused this person of "leaking" the full list of classmates from our graduating class. Christian contacted some of his MHS friends and tried to make trouble. He told them to give this guy a hard time for what he did. His friends weren't amused. Anyway, I don't think Christian has anything to worry about. He's not friends with this guy anymore. }}

{{Quotebox|Once again, Not to be mean, cruel or bad:

I did not mean to sound cruel; I had thought you all were my friends for the sake of friendship, not for pity.

Really? REALLY?! You all thought of me as weak from first and outside impressions? For your information, I was not picked on as much as I am interpreting your exaggeration. If I was picked on as much as stated, I would have had wedgies, I would have been pestered in the Locker Room, I would have been shoved into a locker, etc., and NONE of those things have ever happened to me at all. I never expected any "protection" from anyone, and I looked up to you all as my Friends, Never like mothers. Oh, my god. I had no preference to anyone doing anything for me; I did a Lot of things for myself, including my homework. I was consistently on [[Honor Roll]]. Forgive me if my posts were not being considered "Normal" to you, but my life is what it is, and I am usually honest about details. NOBODY is happy or mentally sound 24/7/365. EVERYONE in this world has their own Mental Problems, No Matter What or Who. And frankly, I feel pissed off that you would judge me still for that ONE drawing that I had already elaborated on to make sure it had not been taken out of context. And [[Mimms]] is not to be trusted. If he really wanted to help me, he would have never EVER taken my photograph in [[2007]] and make mockery of me!

For everyone's information, I wanted to locate [[Tiffany Gowen]], because I wanted and needed my closest friend to talk to and find closure; I am Lonely and Sad! I went well out of my way to gather towards bringing everyone together for the reunion; I put a lot of the pure goodness I had felt in my my heart and soul into that work. Now I find out everyone was nice to me not for the sake of friendship or that they liked me, but because of sorry feelings!

I was mainstreamed throughout my education; [[Chris and reality|it had worked out well for me.]] I could be a lot worse off. I am not certain pity friendships are for the better for anyone, but real [[My_Little_Pony|friendships really are magic]] and healing, or at least they're supposed to be.

Well, now I know where I stand — feeling very sad.}}
Chris later added:
{{quotebox|This makes me so sad, I actually considered suicide. The only reasons I don't do it are [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]] and [[Clover and Snoopy|my dogs]], and that [[Chris and religion|premature death leaves one in Limbo]]. I am really hurt, and I feel emotionally paralyzed and numb. It all hurts.}}

===PLEASE UNDO IT!===
{{quotebox|
Look, Whoever reported me just now, PLEASE UNDO IT! I was typing a message to [[Gal pal#Molly Quarles|Molly Marie Quarles]] asking her if the recent email applied to her as well.}}

===Chris Will Only Accept Your Apologies In Person===
{{quotebox|If anyone wants to sincerely apologize to me or actually offer anything even remotely positive to me, come to my house at [[14 Branchland Court]] in [[Ruckersville, Virginia]]; I don't take emails, phone calls or whatnot; those can be faked.}}

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BlueSpike PSN Chat 3

2013-09-17T11:13:36Z

Nicoleb: Just added some missing dialogue.

[[File:BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.jpg|thumb|300px|As always, our talented team of illustrators is happy to provide visual representation.]]
'''BlueSpike PSN Chat 3''' was the third [[PlayStation Network]] chat between "[[Julie]]" ([[BlueSpike]]) and [[Chris]], held on 18 [[February 2009]].

Throughout the conversation, "Julie" pumps Chris for details of his sexual history and he spills more than any sane person would want to hear. The chat covers his early experiences with pornography and masturbation, his experimentation with sex toys, the acquisition of his first blow-up doll, and other disturbing subjects.

Perhaps the worst of all is the revelation that Chris discusses his masturbation habits in detail with his mother. No, there's nothing Oedipal going on here at all.

Surprisingly, this chat sees Chris using the word "[[naïve]]" correctly and in context.

==Summary==
Some of this chat is more intriguing than disgusting. Chris talks about the "random thoughts" that inspire his fear of becoming a [[homo]], like mental images of a penis and voices telling him that "Christian is gay." He claims to have a "philopathic memory," whatever that's supposed to mean.

Most of it, though, is just really disgusting. After Julie asks for his "entire sexual history," Chris discusses his early attempts at masturbation, his porn collection, and his chats with his mother about his jacking-off schedule. Some of what he mentions is rehashed from his [[IRC (27 December 2008)|27 December]] chat with [[PandaHalo]] — the story about his first encounter with porn on cable TV, for instance — but as is typical of his conversations with Julie, there's a good deal more gory detail here.

The same is true of the sections where Chris discusses his sex toy experiences. Chris bought his first blow-up doll in person at Spencer's (showing either some impressive gumption or an impressive lack of shame) and later switched to buying online from Adam & Eve. Here we learn about the ugly fate of his anal beads and dildo, both of which wound up in the trash after their encounters with the business end of Chris's digestive tract.

Later, Chris and Julie mercifully turn to more mundane topics. Chris talks about the sources of his credit-card debt, which added up to around $2000 at this point. Some of it was apparently just bad luck, like a flat tire on [[Son-Chu]], but most of it came from his flood of [[PlayStation Network]] downloads and other impulse purchases. In a flash-forward to the [[Kacey]] saga, Julie tries to convince Chris to exercise more. Chris, of course, merely promises to do a bit more standing up.

At the end of the chat, Chris makes a fateful mistake and gives Julie his PSN account password. He would eventually come to [[Julie Reveals Herself|regret this]].

==Transcript==
[''Chris and BlueSpike/Julie are chatting. BlueSpike is not making any effort to disguise his voice, but Chris is oblivious.'']

'''Julie:''' Tell me about the random thoughts you've been having, please.
 '''Chris:''' [''sigh''] Just basically told 'em, the ones, that, uh, try to trick, the ones that might, that turn me off because they were...they were gay, like I would get, like randomly an image of a penis in my head.
 '''Julie:''' Aww, can you describe more to me, please? I wasn't there to listen.
 '''Chris:''' [''sigh''] Okay, well sometimes, I mean, I'm not sure whether it's mine or not, it's just like a random...penis, like, uh, you know, because it could have been mine or it could have been one I saw in, like one of the porno vid-, one of the porno movies I've seen. And uh, anyway aside from that, I also, uh, get random audio and word thoughts in my, between my audio and my philopathic[sic] memory, where, uh, it's like, you know, other people saying, "CHRISTIAN IS GAY."
 '''Julie:''' What do they say?
 '''Chris:''' "Christian is gay."
 '''Julie:''' Do you really think you're gay?
 '''Chris:''' [''defensive''] No, I do not. I'm straight!
 '''Julie:''' Then you are straight. Just tell me more about these thoughts, please.
 '''Chris:''' Well, that's just basically it, the, uh...between the audio and uh, between audio accusations, from others, and the text accusations, and the information on the ED page, and the uh, slanderous lyings, and the excuses...
 '''Julie:''' Uh, Chris, can I ask you something else?
 '''Chris:''' ...yeah, anyway, they all just pop up randomly, yeah.
 '''Julie:''' Because I was able to listen in to the Skype conversation between you and Clyde. Um, could you tell me, why did you buy the dolls and the beads and the...everything?
 '''Chris:''' [''sigh''] Ok, well, I bought the love dolls for my practice for when I actually do it with a real woman.
 '''Julie:''' Alright.
 '''Chris:''' And the, and the anal beads was one free gift. That came with one of the dolls. Cause, you know, adamandeve.com, they give you like a free gift or a free DVD. With uh, with uh, every, with uh every order over over 15, 20 dollars.
 '''Julie:''' Chris...
 '''Chris:''' And uh, and the dildo was another free gift.
 '''Julie:''' You can tell me the truth.
 '''Chris:''' I am telling you the truth.
 '''Julie:''' Did you ever use any of those things? It's okay if you did. I just really, I want you to be able to come clean to me. Please.
 '''Chris:''' Alright, I'll tell you in confidentiality. I put a condom on the dildo and actually did put it up my, uh, a-hole. Uh...and uh, in my humble opinion, it just did not feel right to me. And uh, the anal beads, I just put 'em in there and they were, it's like... in. Not so stiff. So it was just that one time, then they got covered in poo, and I just, I put them in the trash can.
 '''Julie:''' [''almost cracks up laughing''] I'm sorry.
 '''Chris:''' That's ok. And that's about it there.
 '''Julie:''' Wait, did you tell me about the beads?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I put 'em up my, uh, a-hole the one time and uh, uh, didn't really know how they work, so, uh, and you know, uh, just like you know, I was, like, winging it, and it uh, still didn't, it didn't really turn me on or anything, so I pulled 'em back, pulled 'em out with the string and the beads were covered in poo, so I just put 'em in the trash can and forget about 'em.
 '''Julie:''' Chris...
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' Thank you for telling, thank you for telling me this. I'm happy that you're able to share these secrets with me. I mean that as in I'm happy that we have a trusting relationship between you and I.
 '''Chris:''' Can you see me smile? Because I'm smiling.
 '''Julie:''' I can see you smile. I truly love you, Chris.
 '''Chris:''' I love you too, Julie.
 '''Julie:''' So is there anything else you wanna talk about?
 '''Chris:''' [''long pause''] I want to, I'd like you here as soon as possible, and I'd like to...hug you.
 '''Julie:''' I would like to hug you too, but... [''sigh''] Can I share with you a secret of mine?
 '''Chris:''' Julie did you hear that?
 '''Julie:''' Yeah. Yes I did, and can I share with you a secret of mine?
 '''Chris:''' Yes, I'm listening.
 '''Julie:''' Once, in school, I mass...debated.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm. That's no surprise. Uh, what'd you masturbate over?
 '''Julie:''' Not really over anything. I just went into one of the stalls and, y'know...
 '''Chris:''' Ah. You just felt horny.
 '''Julie:''' Yes. Something...
 '''Chris:''' That's okay. And I, and I respect you for tellin' me that, for sharing that with me.
 '''Julie:''' Have you ever done something like that?
 '''Chris:''' Masturbate in the bathroom...stall? No, I've never done, I've never masturbated in a public place, mostly it's been confined in my bedroom, and at least from there I've found like, you know, a good place to masturbate is while sitting on the front edge of the bathroom sink. It's like, uh, you get your feet off the ground, off the floor, and, and uh, it's like, you're in air and it just feels good.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah. Chris, I know this may be hard for you but I want you to tell me your entire sexual history.
 '''Chris:''' Sure, I'll give it to you from the best of my recollections... Um, I was...I think it started about sometime when, while I was 16 or 17. Uh, this is when my family and I were still living in Simpson County, and I was, uh, it was uh, let me see... I believe it would be my, uh, sophomore or junior year of while I was, while I was in high school. Anyway, basically one night I was just channel surfing and I figured out the, the code that was blockin' out the channels like HBO and Cinemax that we had at the time there. And I just tuned in, I just tuned in and I found the first porno movie I ever watched. Called "I Like to Play Games... Too." And, uh, basically I tuned into the part where, there were, where the guy and the woman was having sex in the pool. The swimming pool.
 '''Julie:''' Okay. Continue.
 '''Chris:''' And uh, it was at that point I first learned about, first learned about, uh, stuff that would ooze out of my, uh...penis. Mmm... I think I'll say "duck" from this point on, but anyway, the stuff that oozed out of my duck, after seeing those things, and uh, it's like uh, I learned from watching the pornos, like, you know, learning from it, were, uh, threesomes, and [''drowned out by fading volume and background noise''] I dunno, I was more naive about dating back then anyway, I wasn't into dating as much back then as I am now, because I was naive about dating and all that. And...mmm. Anyway. Anyway, anyway since then I, uh, just began lying face-down naked on my bed with a washcloth, uh...uh, in front of my uh...duck. And uh...and the, and the stuff would just uh, the stuff would just come out. I figured, I figured this was like, uh, this was like only precum. The, uh, clear stuff that comes out before the white. So anyway, so anyway, over the years I over the years I, uh, just been watching more softcore porn. Until after I turned 18 I, uh, after I, after I turned 18, after we moved back to Ruckersville, after I graduated from Manchester High, and I, uh, found, I finally got into the Playboy magazines, and I found porno...DVDs, I'm not sure which one was my first one, but I had a bunch of softcore recorded onto VHS. And uh, over those, over the years. And I think, I think it was, like, the first time I actually, uh, figured out the masturbation part where it's like you know, I'm rubbing, rubbin' my duck, instead of just me, instead of just lying face down with a washcloth in front of my duck on the, on the place, like, like on my mattress, I wanted to wash my duck. Make a sandwich there. Like that. But yeah. Anyway, it was, it wasn't until, until I was like 17 when I first figured out about, uh, actually masturbating and rubbing it up and down.
 '''Julie:''' Huh.
 '''Chris:''' And aside from that, aside from that I am definitely still a virgin, and, uh, you know, over the course, over the course of time I did confide in my mother and tell her, and tell her about, uh, my, uh, masturbation history there. [''BlueSpike suppresses a laugh.''] And uh, about how often, and that sort of thing.
 '''Julie:''' Huh.
 '''Chris:''' I mean, my mom is more open-minded about the subject, but my father is, because he's much older, and uh, possibly more strict, more close-minded on the subject.
 '''Julie:''' Ahh. Alright.
 '''Chris:''' Talking about it...[''unintelligible, lots of background noise''] Anyway, I did, I did not realize that I really needed to be dating until after I turned 21. It was like I turned 21 and then I'm like, "Oh my God I need to be out, I need to be with a better woman to become my sweetheart!" And that's when the sweetheart search started.
 '''Julie:''' Huh.
 '''Chris:''' [''long pause''] And then eventually I found adamandeve.com. After I got that, yeah, it was like after I turned 21 I, uh, bought my first female love doll at Spencer's, and then I learned about adamandeve.com and I could order them off of the, uh, internet.
 '''Julie:''' Huh.
 '''Chris:''' And then, I think it was after that I got my first porno D-, my first hardcore porno DVD.
 '''Julie:''' Mmm-hmm.
 '''Chris:''' I forget which one it was, though. I mean, I like have, I have it up in a box. Usually it's like, and I got a message on my Wii.
 '''Julie:''' Huh, alright.
 '''Chris:''' I have to switch the input and take a look. It could be from Sarah May. Cuss she and I exchanged our Wii numbers.
 '''Julie:''' Hey Chris, do you have Mario Kart Wii?
 '''Chris:''' Oh, you do have a Wii?
 '''Julie:''' I was able to get one actually.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, hang on. Let me check the message and then I'll, I'll register your Wii number. [''BlueSpike interrupts''] ... look it up
 '''Julie:''' Yeah, but do you have Mario Kart Wii?
 '''Chris:''' No.
 '''Julie:''' Why not? It's an awesome game.
 '''Chris:''' I know it is, I just haven't gotten it yet.
 '''Julie:''' Well what games do you have?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, I, I will make it a point to get a copy of Mario Kart Wii.
 '''Julie:''' What games do you have?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, hang on, is that, this, this actually came from Adam. [''unintelligible'']
 '''Chris:''' Oh, he uh, he's just commenting on the video I posted, saying the [''unintelligible''].
 '''Julie:''' So Chris, do you have No More Heroes?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, No More Heroes? No. [''unintelligible, both speak at once'']
 '''Chris:''' Okay, well, I'm looking at my collection right now, I have like, I have like a lot of Gamecube titles but I have Animal Crossing: City Folk and some Wii titles here, Wii Hospital Training, uh, Pokemon: Battle Revolution, Mario... Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games, Sonic and the Secret Rings, Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity, uh, Super Mario Galaxy, Super Smash Brothers Brawl, and, uh, Wii Play, Wii Sports, uh, Wii Music, Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Nights: Journey of, Journey of Dreams, [''unintelligible''] and Soul Calibur: Legends.
 '''Julie:''' [''likely muted''] BRB, face-palming. [''to Chris''] Oh, cool.
 '''Chris:''' And I have downloaded, I have downloaded a bunch of virtual console and Wiiware titles.
 '''Julie:''' Oh, cool. Do you think you can send me some things some time?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, uh, fortunately, after, after we've exchanged, uh... our Wii numbers I can gift you the... gift you games.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' Anyway, among my collection I have Super Metroid, Paper Mario, Kirby's Adventure, Alien Soldier, Sin and Punishment, Wrecking Crew, [''unintelligible, something Adventure''], Pokemon Snap, Pokemon Puzzle League, My Pokemon Ranch, Sonic The Hedgehog and Sonic 2 and Sonic Chaos for the master system, Family Table Tennis, World of Goo, Space Invaders Get Even, Sudoku Challenge, Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, Tetris Party, Solomon's Key, Milon's Secret Castle, Mystical Ninja, Waterboy, and Doctor Mario Online.
 '''Julie:''' Huh, cool.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, but in order for me to gift you the items I would definitely have to spend Wii points before I would do that.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah. Hey Chris, that brings up, that reminds me of something else we need to talk about.
 '''Chris:''' Uh huh.
 '''Julie:''' Do you think we could talk about your credit card debt? I mean, I heard it was like $2000. How did, how did you get that?
 '''Chris:''' [''Sighs twice''] Well my PlayStation 3 contributed to that for one thing, and then my impulses...[''unintelligible''] added to the rest. And then there was this one time, I, uh, needed a new tire for my car, after I, after it got flat and I had to ride to Sears to get a new tire. And uh, and some other things, yeah.
 '''Julie:''' Huh. So is there anything else you want to tell me about?
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, basically anything you want to know you ask me and I'll, uh, tell ya.
 '''Julie:''' Really? You trust me enough?
 '''Chris:''' I trust you.
 '''Julie:''' Promise you won't get mad?
 '''Chris:''' I promise I will not get mad.
 '''Julie:''' Do you think maybe you could do something about your weight?
 '''Chris:''' [''Sighs''] Yeah, I can exercise more.
 '''Julie:''' Cuss, cuss I don't mean to be rude, but standing up while playing guitar hero, that's not exercise.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, actually it is, cuss, uh
 '''Julie:''' Chris I'm sorry, but standing up is not exercise, I'm sorry Chris.
 '''Chris:''' Alright, uh, I'll work out more. I'll do more physical activity.
 '''Julie:''' Really?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' Thank you.
 '''Julie:''' So, is there anything, anything at all you want to tell me, anything I haven't asked I want you to tell me?
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, um, not off the top of my head, but I'll think about that and anything I come up with I will definitely confide unto you.
 '''Julie:''' Well, okay.
 '''Julie:''' Hey Chris, can I ask, what games do you have for computer, do you have any?
 '''Chris:''' Um, I'm not really into computer games now a days, I mean I was more into that back in the, uh, the high school days. But now a days I just mostly play console games. Uh, not really into playing games for the PC.
 '''Julie:''' Hm.
 '''Chris:''' But I have some, I just don't know which ones.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah. Can I ask you a question Chris?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' If I ever got a 360 would you get one so you could play with me?
 '''Chris:''' Ummmm, uhhhh, not right away. If I wanted to get myself a 360 it would be like a month before I could afford one.
 '''Julie:''' Really, hm. Yeah I guess.
 '''Chris:''' But, you know, we'd be together soon.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah, well Chris, remember I told you about it in my letter.
 '''Chris:''' I know. So that's why I'm talking about the details right now.
 '''Julie:''' Cuss Chris, once my letter gets there you'll understand what I'm talking about.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' Ahhhh, yup.
 '''Chris:''' Yup.
 '''Julie:''' Yup.
 '''Chris:''' Yup.
 '''Julie:''' Yup.
 '''Chris:''' Ummm hmmm.
 '''Julie:''' Uhh huh.
 '''Chris:''' [''laughs''] I was imitating Hank Hill there.
 '''Chris:''' And then Dale, yup.
 '''Julie:''' Yup.
 '''Chris:''' Boomhower, mmm hmm.
 '''Julie:''' So, was there anything you want to talk about?
 '''Chris:''' I'm thinking, uhhh. [[''long pause'']] We could talk about you.
 '''Julie:''' I don't really like to talk about myself.
 '''Chris:''' I understand. At least over the internet, right?
 '''Julie:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' But you'll be, you'll be more willing to me about yourself in person, won't you?
 '''Julie:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' All right.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, uh, yeah, you tell me you're a cook, you're a good cook and that you're studying to be a doctor.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' Do you like being a doctor better than being a cook?
 '''Julie:''' Um, I'm not really sure.
 '''Chris:''' I see.
 '''Chris:''' Cuss I'm just saying if you can't get a job being a doctor, then you might consider getting a job at a restaurant, a job at a restaurant working as a cook.
 '''Julie:''' Well cuss Chris the thing is they're both fun. Cooking and being a doctor.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, well that's cool.
 '''Chris:''' Well, what part of being a doctor fascinates you.
 '''Julie:''' I'm not really sure, I just like the idea of being able to help people live longer.
 '''Chris:''' Ahh, that's good.
 '''Chris:''' You know one thing I learned?
 '''Julie:''' What?
 '''Chris:''' Couples live longer than singles.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' So you, so we get together, you'll be helping me live longer. And I would be helping you live longer.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' Chris?
 '''Chris:''' That turn you on a little bit?
 '''Julie:''' Kind of, yeah.
 '''Julie:''' Chris?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah?
 '''Julie:''' It's like spring fever, you know, and how the PSN is gonna get a lot of new things, right?
 '''Chris:''' You talking about the PSN and the, uh, spring fever thing?
 '''Julie:''' Yeah. Do you think...
 '''Chris:''' And the, and the... and the games flower.
 '''Julie:''' Do you think maybe, for a while, we could just, you could just let me share your account for a while? Please?
 '''Chris:''' All right, I'm gonna, I'm gonna trust you with the main password on my account.
 '''Julie:''' Thank you Chris.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, so you get a pen and, uh, paper?
 '''Julie:''' Hold on, let me get one. I have one right here at my desk. All right, go.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, my, uh, password spelled out for ya. It's uh, 3-2-1.
 '''Julie:''' Okay.
 '''Chris:''' n-a-i-v-e
 '''Julie:''' Okay.
 '''Chris:''' n-u-t-m-e-g
 '''Julie:''' All right, uh, is it this: 3-2
 '''Chris:''' [[''interrupts'']]
 '''Julie:''' Can you spell it out one more time?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, 3-2-1-n-a-i-v-e-n-u-t-m-e-g-2-7
 '''Julie:''' After n-a-i-v-e one more time?
 '''Chris:''' n-u-t-m-e-g-2-7
 '''Julie:''' nutmeg27?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' All right, thank you.
 '''Chris:''' So, so, so, reading back that would say 321naivenutmeg27
 '''Julie:''' Yeah, that makes sense.
 '''Chris:''' There you go.
 '''Julie:''' Thank you.
 '''Chris:''' Uh, I'll tell you what, I'll uh, if you're asking me to entrust you with my password, uh, how 'bout entrusting me with yours?
 '''Julie:''' Chris, I have nothing online, so I don't really know why you would want mine.
 '''Chris:''' Maybe I can help you there. You know, uh...[''unintelligible'']...online off of mine in that case.
 '''Julie:''' Chris?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah?
 '''Julie:''' I do have a couple of close friends who I used to know on the PSN. I did tell them about you and how you were a really nice person, but they didn't exactly see the light. I don't want you having to... Chris? Chris went offline! Chris broke, we broke the Chris. Code red, code red.
 '''Julie:''' What the, what just happened?
 '''Troll:''' I don't know.
 '''Another Troll:''' Maybe you scared him away?
 '''Troll:''' Oh Chris, have you learned no lesson? You don't give your password out to people... I bet you anything that's the same password for fucking [''unintelligible''] Sonichu, okay?

[''Tape runs out'']

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Talk:Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)

2012-11-18T08:06:30Z

Nicoleb: /* i take it */

== To Do ==
*Notable Posts
*History of site

==Typical threads==
I'd do a "typical threads" here like we do for [[Krapple]] and [[EDF]] but since PVCCers tend to be overwhelmingly not retarded, they're not really as funny as the other two sites' typical threads. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:57, 30 November 2009 (CET)
* No seriously, we have General Discussion. I'll dig up some Georgeson-shit and put it in a list. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 20:16, 16 December 2009 (CET)

==Registration approval?==
I've registered at the PVCC several days ago. No confirmation mail whatsoever. I entered the correct mail address, and I checked my spam mailbox as well. Nothing. I tried to contact the board administrator. No response.
Could anyone lend me a hand here, please? -Doctor Nuriel

*Yeah, me too. Meh, CWCki's fun to hang at anyway. [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 07:45, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

*I tried registering twice to no avail. I thought it was my computer. - Soviet Waffles

*Read the top part of the page. Not everyone gets in. I'm sure that 99% of whatever is posted on PVCC winds up here anyway. --[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 17:20, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

*If it pertains to Chris, it ends up here. Most PVCC members are also active on CWCki anyway. Also, the account needs to be approved before you get anything back. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 19:39, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

* On cogs's user page, she says that account activation has been disabled. No one gets in. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 17:44, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

* Wish I knew that before I tried registering. I've mostly been an observer, but I'm planning on getting into the trolling scene when my life isn't quite so hectic. Oh well. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 22:03, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

== Hosting ==

{{quote|moved to a new hosting service that, needless to say, has proven way more reliable than 110mb.|Dreamhost is much more relia- '''INTERNAL SERVER ERROR'''}}

lol --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 19:20, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

== i take it ==
that the registration is closed -- [[User:New user|New user]] ([[User talk:New user|talk]]) 13:15, 28 May 2011‎ (left unsigned)
:I think Cogsdev shut the registration down because she was tired of having to disable accounts. [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] 02:45, 28 October 2012 (PDT)
::How do people who want to join register? [[User:Nicoleb|Nicoleb]] 00:06, 18 November 2012 (PST)