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Talk:Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!

2010-07-03T05:48:06Z

Niggoducks:

Okay, where the hell did he get a kilt? I know it isn't his drapes or something like that since he's got a sporran and everything. And as far as I know, he and his family have little to no Scottish heritage. So did he go out and buy this for the express purpose of this stupid video? -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 09:18, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*probably. maybe we should stick the tugboat template on top lol [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 09:23, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
**Where did he get the kilt you ask? Goodwill. Also, he's English-American, and the last I checked, England=/=Scotland. Or Ireland. -PeaceCeapPea
::* I doubt he'd spend money on it. He probably had it from a costume or some shit. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 09:31, 14
::* Last time I checked, "British" = England, N. Ireland, Wales and Scotland. So including the Scots bit in "Brits, Irish and Scots" kind of defeats the idea. His 'Scottish' accent also is notably cringeworthy. I find it an insult the manchild is trying to associate with us. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 09:50, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:::* "Great Britain" doesn't include Ireland, just England, Wales and Scotland. The "UK" includes all four though. [[User:FourPLUStwo|FourPLUStwo]] 10:27, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::::* "[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Britons_%28historical%29 Brits]" can actually be used to describe a seperate people to the Irish and the Scots. The Britons were a Celtic culture that lived (and whose descendants still live) in what is now England and Wales. They were the ones who got invaded by the Romans, and then later the Anglo-Saxons, who brought with them the beginnings of the English language. But yeah I doubt Chris knows that, more likely he is indeed using the word in the modern political sense. [[User:Crayolafuckinmodelmagic|Crayolafuckinmodelmagic]] 02:58, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Oh I should add I made an error...I said that they lived in what is now England and Wales, but, according to the article I posted, they were spread as far north as parts of what is now Scotland, I never realised they lived that far north. Just thought I should add that lol. [[User:Crayolafuckinmodelmagic|Crayolafuckinmodelmagic]] 07:41, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:::* Would an Irishman or a Scotsman identify himself as a "Brit"? I think not. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 13:16, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::::* @FourPLUStwo, yes, you're right in saying Ireland isn't, but Northern Ireland (N. Ireland in my first message) is. @Squirrelbait. Although I can't talk for them, I think that Welsh and Scots do identify with the term "Brit" - as seen in the Olympics with Team GB (Great '''Brit'''ain). Northern Ireland is a bit tricky because of The Troubles. Some want it to become part of Ireland and some want it to remain in the UK. Besides, this is a site for the manchild, not politics. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 19:30, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::* @Rubidium I'm an Americunt, and I know nothing about British culture. Although, I do know that England, Scotland and Wales each have their own distinct cultures. I don't think a kilt is an appropriate display of English ancestry. Then again, this is Chris-Chan we're talking about. -PeaceCeapPea
:::* You are, in fact, entirely right. Kilts are traditionally Scottish, so wearing one as a display of your English roots is as retarded as fucking for virginity. The main question is; Does he have a Sporran? [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 19:30, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*Now that I think about it, this seems to be part of an apparently new obsession with Celtic culture; first we had "Mo Ghile Mear" in the background of a video, and now a kilt and "Ireland's Call." I'm starting to think that maybe Heather is into this, and he picked it up in order to have something in common. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 09:39, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
** Most definitely- that's the theory I presented on the "Chris and music" talk page. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 00:19, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

So it seems Surfshack Tito is a troll who's been contacting Chris directly and somehow got his attention, and has now claimed responsibility for the Heather fiasco. Although Chris says he's a mutual friend of Scarlet, who I could only find mentioned [[Chris's Big Night Out II|here]] briefly. Although is anyone else kinda impressed Chris could 'kick' that high? Seriously, last I saw he could barely get his feet up to thigh height. Also, important quote "Regain the love, and trust, and friendship of heather". So semi-confirmation that she got freaked out and has broken off contact with him. -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 09:35, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Let this be a lesson for everyone who was worried, when the Wallflower left and Chris made that first distraught video, that the show was over. Chris is like the fucking Terminator. You just can't stop him from doing something hilarious. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 10:17, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

As a Scotsman, I am raging at this video so badly right now... [[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 11:21, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

BY not mentioning the Welsh, Chris robs me of my sheep-joke opportunities. --[[User:Sonicow|Sonicow]] 11:42, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

I had an idea: What if we roll with this? What if we pretend to submit to his demands, which would in his mind give him no reason to blame us for his failures when he then returns to the Wallflower? We would also then get some gloating vids, which would for the first time in years let us see what Chris is like when he thinks he has no obstacles. Probably stupid, and I prefer to see him down, but for the sake of SCIENCE, we should try to collect all kinds of data. Yes, I know this doesn't exactly fit here, but I had no idea where else to put it. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 12:31, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Should there be an article or mention of Surfshack Tito on the troll page or is it a bit too soon to do something like that? We only have about 2 mentions of him to date, but it looks like he may be mentioned a bit more. [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 12:37, 14 March 2010 (UTC)meeko

Tito may only have been mentioned a few times, but hes got two entire video dedicated to him. The trolls page makes mention of Podmonkey, who Chris has never even acknowledged in a video himself, and even C.E.O. who is not directly related to Chris at all. I say that Tito has earned his place on the trolls page. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:47, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*Done [[User:Flyingdingo0827|Flyingdingo0827]] 17:09, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Hang on, why is Chris even dressing as a Scot in the first place to threaten Tito? It seems odd that Chris, who previously stated he had English ancestry, would don traditional Scottish clothing (With a Sporran, even, something which makes me doubt that it's a costume) Either way, I'm guessing we'll be seeing a Braveheart-style speech soon. --[[User:Torvalr|Torvalr]] 10:32, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

== *Censored by CWCki* ==

What's the point of censoring her name when even Chris himself says it in the video? I can very well understand removing personal info not given by Chris from her page, but this is just ridiculous. --[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 22:23, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
* I kind of have to agree. I mean, I know the whole deal about protecting her identity on account of her asking us to, but when Chris blatantly says her name in the video, I don't think there's really much grounds there to censor it in the transcription. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction, whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 23:40, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::Do not change ORIGINAL the transcript. If he says it then keep it there. --[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 23:56, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::*Definitely do NOT change the transcript. The debate of whether her name should have a link is another issue, but there is no reason her name alone can't be in the transcript. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:28, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*I'd say the only time any censoring should be done is if he drops dox on The Wallflower, though anyone watching the video would get it anyway. --[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 16:46, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
::::* That's kind of ''exactly what he's done.'' In this case, name is dox, seeing as a detailed page on the Wallflower with her real name and history sprung up in record time after Chris made a slight mention of her, we've clearly seen that once you've got a name, getting the rest is a picnic. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 18:23, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::*I meant more along the lines of dropping dox in the style of [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!]], in which he gave out his full name and address (not that it wasn't already known). If he said, in a video, "Leave Wallflower's Name of 123 Any street, CWCville VA alone" or whatever, I'm all for censoring the transcript. --[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 00:43, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
::::::* in case he drops the dox, would the page need a censored version of the video as well? Ovbiously, we can't prevent the readers to just go see the video in Chris's account, but the cwcki wouldn't be distributing the dox.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:25, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
::::::: By all accounts she's now shed her skins anyway, so it's not a problem now right? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 04:33, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
::::::::* If he bold-facedly says something, I think it should go in the transcription. On the other hand, shit like rogue trolls going on a long-winded time wasting escapade to dox somebody doesn't merit being put on the Cwcki, I think. tl:dr I think regardless of what it is, pertaining to the Wallflower, if he says it, transcribe it, if not, don't. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction, whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 03:22, 20 March 2010 (UTC)

I want to show this idiot how a video like this should be done, with my Flogging Molly songs and Celtic sword, but I don't even think he's worth creating a Youtube account for. [[User:Niggoducks|Niggoducks]] 05:48, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:BlueSpike

2010-07-03T05:43:05Z

Niggoducks:

== Proposed merge ==

"[[Julie]]" and "[[Max]]" should both be merged into this article. Perhaps as a section called something like "Sockpuppets"? Whats do you all think? --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 13:13, 4 March 2009 (CET)
:Now that it's been revealed that they're all the same person, might as well. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:21, 4 March 2009 (CET)
::If noone els does anytime soon, I'll merge the 2 articles when I have some time. --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 05:32, 5 March 2009 (CET)
:Yeah, right now there's 3 articles with little content that are about the same. [[User:Ritegroic|Ritegroic]] 09:24, 5 March 2009 (CET)
::: Alrighty, merging complete. Now the page just needs to be cleaned up, organized, and expanded a bit, now that we know a bit more about BlueSpike & his sockpuppets. His mumble chat with Chrissy should also be mentioned. --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 03:09, 6 March 2009 (CET)

==Sorry Clyde==
But the Max and the troll drama is relevant to the article. Just saying. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:06, 14 March 2009 (CET)
:It's between Bluespike and ED, nothing to do with Chris himself. so.... [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 23:42, 14 March 2009 (CET)

==Repetitive video?==
Someone check to see if the video mentioned here is the same as stuff from [[Julie Reveals Herself]]. If it is the same, then we should just link to that article instead of repeating the transcript. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:25, 16 November 2009 (CET)
* Yeah, that's from the part of Julie Reveals Herself that wasn't transcribed in that article until I finished off the last 20 minutes. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 00:42, 16 November 2009 (CET)

==Pics of Julie?==

I'm sure I remember seeing the pictures that "Julie" sent with her letter on the CWCki somewhere, but I'm damned if I remember where and I can't find them now. Can anyone help? - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 22:11, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
*I'll ask BlueSpike. He'll do it for me because he wants to be my friend :3. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:05, 27 February 2010 (UTC)
**Thanks. It's always nice to see how little of a chance Chris would have had with the girls in the sweetheart pictures. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 15:51, 27 February 2010 (UTC)
***Oops. They were in the article the whole time. Might still help to have the individual pics, if you've already asked him. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 23:54, 7 March 2010 (UTC)

==I know BlueSpike's probably a future serial killer...==

But if he was a girl, and was a little older, I'd be a little jealous of Chris. He'd be the best dominatrix ever. [[User:Niggoducks|Niggoducks]] 05:43, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Father Call

2010-07-03T05:38:57Z

Niggoducks:

Transcription

Easiest way to do it

Sign up for 5 minute intervals.

GO.

I will try and bash out the second ten minutes at least right now. Too caffeined to sleep. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 09:48, 11 November 2009 (CET)
*Fuck it. 20-30 minutes it is as well. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 10:22, 11 November 2009 (CET)
:*Just in case anyone was looking for a second opinion, I can confirm that yes, he did indeed say "I don't like to leave an unfinished project finished." Also the stammering here is of an unprecedented magnitude. I give up until I can return to this shit while intoxicated. (Also for enterprising transcribers, I recommend [http://www.nch.com.au/scribe/ Express Scribe], lets you set hotkeys for stop/start/rewind, pretty handy.) [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 10:57, 11 November 2009 (CET)

Good article, bad name. Seriously, call it "Kacey's Parent Call" or something like that. This article should be about the call, not the dad. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:59, 11 November 2009 (CET)
* Or we could just copy the transcript into its own article and use this page to write about Matt once the transcript gives folks some raw material to work with. Either way. (Also, apropos of nothing, I'm gonna hear "IT WAS APPLEBEE'S" over and over in my dreams once I finally get to sleep.) [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 12:05, 11 November 2009 (CET)
:* If the transcript for this audio is done, go ahead and remove both the incomplete and transcription tags. And thanks for the tip about Express Scribe, by the way. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 05:13, 12 November 2009 (CET)
::* Oh, no, it's not done. I just started working backwards from the end a bit last night because somebody else was uploading stuff from the beginning at the time and I didn't want to repeat their effort. There's about 40 minutes left in the middle still, between the 50- and 90-minute marks. But that shouldn't be hard to knock off fairly soon. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 05:23, 12 November 2009 (CET)
:::* I only noticed after I'd written above that there was actually a gap in the middle of the transcript. (I'd been skipping around some.) I dare say you're inhuman to have transcribed even this much. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 05:28, 12 November 2009 (CET)
::::* Whew. It's done. All y'all feel free to correct and link whatever, I'm sure I missed more than a couple typos. And if you can explain what the hell that "WARRIORS" shit means I'd love to know. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 09:05, 12 November 2009 (CET)
:::::* Well done with the transcription. I cleared up some small spelling errors. Nothing big. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 12:30, 12 November 2009 (CET)

I just want it to be known that I don't think I've ''ever'' hated Chris as much as I do now. [[User:Ayvuir|Ayvuir]] 04:08, 13 November 2009 (CET)

==Chris talks to Kacey and Liquid==

Bryan Bash just dropped this on /cwc/. It's pretty insane.

http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/490.html --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:48, 11 November 2009 (CET)
*If it's the call I think it is, make a new page for that. That's a new classic. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:48, 11 November 2009 (CET)

== Category for phone calls? ==

I was just thinking, should there be a category for phone calls such as this, [[Kacey and Liquid Call]] and [[Kacey Phone Call]]? Or is there not enough of them for one to be necessary? --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 23:06, 11 November 2009 (CET)
*Sure, why not? They'll be more phone calls in the future, I tell you what. Well, maybe not from Kacey but other trolls. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:10, 11 November 2009 (CET)

== Who here thought of... ==

<hexbawx>...Chris as Caboose and the Dad as Sarge, from Red vs. Blue? [http://roostertooths.com/transcripts.php?show=rvb&season=3&ep=39 The similarities are striking].</hexbawx> --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 11:25, 12 November 2009 (CET)
:*Actually, I'd think of 'em more as Chris as GRIF or perhaps and unholy fusion of Grif and Caboose.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 18:54, 12 November 2009 (CET)
:*The difference being that Caboose is lovably dumb and funny, and Grif is a hilarious kissass, and Chris is Chris. Chris lacks little things like "intentional hilarity" and "witty dialog" to make the comparison work better. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 21:39, 12 November 2009 (CET)
:*I think Kasey's dad sounded like the new Batman from ''Batman: The Brave and The Bold'' to me. Come to think of it, he kinda sounded like Diedrich Bader in general. --[[User:UJ1985|UJ1985]] 07:30, 14 November 2009 (CET)
:* Am I right in thinking that Kacey's "Dad" and Liquid Chris are one and the same? [[User:Glorious Tentacularity|Glorious Tentacularity]] 15:45, 21 November 2009 (CET)

== Step 2 - wikify==
Great job on the transcription, now it needs to be wikified with links to appropriate articles. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:33, 12 November 2009 (CET)

:What for? Because of this blue text the links are practically invisible. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 20:53, 12 November 2009 (CET)
:*Should still have wiki links. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:18, 14 November 2009 (CET)

*Seriously, this needs to be wikified. Fuck, I might end up doing this myself. But someone, please beat me to it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:00, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

== Fun Fact ==

The Chandlers have a riding lawnmower in their yard. If it actually works, mowing the lawn would be as easy as sitting on your ass and enjoying a cold drink. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 09:39, 20 November 2009 (CET)
*What's the source of that? If you can find it, then it'd be worth to make a note (maybe like a footnote) and point out that Chris is so lazy that sitting on his ass is a chore for him. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:18, 21 November 2009 (CET)
*You can see it in [[CWC Fighter]], its in the background and you can kinda see it next to [[son-chu|chris's car]] while Chris fails at imitating martial arts.[[User:Flyingdingo0827|Flyingdingo0827]] 05:23, 21 February 2010 (UTC)
* He walks past it in the yard tour too, I think. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 06:53, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

==Kacey's "father"==

Shouldn't we mention that Kacey's "father" is just another troll? Otherwise, if someone comes to this page and doesn't read the whole transcript or listen to the phone call, they'll probably think that Chris actually spoke with Kacey's dad. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 20:00, 21 November 2009 (CET)
*Why the fuck would someone think that 1) this guy is actually a 50 year old man who is actually Kacey's dad and that 2) someone's dad would actually bother talking to Chris for so long? Of course he's a troll, as is Kacey and 99% of the people Chris interacts with. What difference would it make? For canon purposes, Kacey's father talked to Chris and this is the call between them.
:The thing is, trolling Chris can be a bit theatrical at times. People establish personas, storylines, motives, etc. behind trolling Chris and people love it and people can't believe Chris actually falls for it (Chris once remarked how his life was a soap opera and I recall being amazed but not surprised given that he's delusional enough to believe that it's perfectly reasonable to be in a situation where he was in a love triangle with him, a girl from 5000 miles away, and a rapist meanwhile trying to get his game idea published with Nintendo). If we get too meta and go with the total truth, you'd just have an entire wiki about basement dwellers, weaboos, and [[User:CrassCrab|Internet sociopaths]] who get off to trolling a manchild. Of course trolls are trolling Chris but that's not canon. Not just targeting you Llort, but after your comment and seeing some "commentary" on the effectiveness of Jimmy Hill in the Jimmy Hill article, I felt this needed to be said. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:14, 21 November 2009 (CET)
*Is the reason for not revealing that it's a troll to prevent Chris from finding out if he ever discovers this page? --[[User:Doomknight|Doomknight]] 09:35, 30 November 2009 (CET)
*Kacey's dad's performance is good up to about the point he starts talking about being in Desert Storm onward. Carrying his dead/dying buddy all the way back to base? Seems fishy but okay. Digging his mother out of the 9/11 rubble? Uh, nah, don't think so. Not breaking a sweat from running ten miles? Come on, man.
He just starts stretching it thinner and thinner just to keep Chris talking. Fortunately, his complete and utter lack of a believable performance if anything increases the impact of the call. Not once does Chris make any call-out of the increasingly obvious bullshit, which either suggests he's genuinely naive (lol) towards literally ANYthing regarding the real world, or he's so desperate for a Sweetheart to Build from the Ground Up that's he's willing to eat up a solid 2:20 of demeaning insulting garbage just for a chance to hook up with a girl he met a single time who he's been told several times is already engaged.
:*The last post was written by [[User:CorbeauNoir]]. Please don't forget to sign your posts!!! --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 16:24, 13 December 2009 (CET)
:*The biggest giveaway that it was a troll was that the Dad already knew about Chris thinking standing up is exercise when Chris made no mention of it. --[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 19:37, 6 March 2010 (UTC)

==An Idea That Might Be Funny==
Based on the texture of Kacey's dad's voice (or the troll portraying him, but let's keep up decorum) I think it might be funny if we got a picture of Brock Samson from ''The Venture Brothers'' and put that on the article with the caption "Artist's interpretation of Mr. Devoria." Seriously, he sounds like Patrick Warburton. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 2:27, 16 December 2009 (CEST)
*[[CWCki:DOITFAGGOT|DO IT, FAGGOT]]--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:39, 17 December 2009 (CET)
Done and done. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 12:49, 20 December 2009 (CEST)

== I reformatted the shit out of this. ==

I'll change it back if everybody hates it, but I won't apologize.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:53, 1 March 2010 (UTC)
*It's awful...AWFULLY GOOD. Seriously, more transcripts should be like this. Subheadings though, I have an issue with in general for reasons I won't go into now but nonetheless, this is a very good reformatted version. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:33, 1 March 2010 (UTC)

==Somehow this guy pisses me off more than BlueSpike==

Even knowing the "father" is a troll doesn't keep me from wanting to kick him in the balls. I guess he's just a little too close to the way arrogant old people with a bit of authority are in real life. [[User:Niggoducks|Niggoducks]] 05:38, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Wintermute

2010-07-03T05:35:23Z

Niggoducks: /* Kacey stuff */

y hello thar

== You killed Armitage?! ==

WTF, I needed him to get rid of the neurotoxin!
[[User:DronePod|Gibson! it's Gibson! his head's been cut clean off!]] 11:25, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

== Kacey stuff ==

Oh. Dear. He actually insulted her and groped her. On two dates.

HOW COME NO ONE HAS FILED A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST THIS SHITFUCKER?!?-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 00:13, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Because of his AUTIZTIC CARD [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

I really want to know what line Chris has to cross where the autism card won't cut it anymore, and how close he is to said line. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 00:50, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Guys, Guys this fat fuck will eventually get his ass kicked by someone anyway just be patient.--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 00:56, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

It usually only takes me one date to start groping a girl. No one's ever kicked my ass for it, they usually just grope me back. I love not being a fat fuck. [[User:Niggoducks|Niggoducks]] 05:35, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

==Were you that old Totse mod?==

The one everyone kept calling Wintercunt? If so, I thought you were female that whole time.

It's this site that used to exist, full of angsty teenagers. It teaches you to make shitty bombs that will blow up in your face and get high off of household substances. [[User:Niggoducks|Niggoducks]] 05:33, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Wintermute

2010-07-03T05:33:55Z

Niggoducks: /* Were you that old Totse mod? */

y hello thar

== You killed Armitage?! ==

WTF, I needed him to get rid of the neurotoxin!
[[User:DronePod|Gibson! it's Gibson! his head's been cut clean off!]] 11:25, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

== Kacey stuff ==

Oh. Dear. He actually insulted her and groped her. On two dates.

HOW COME NO ONE HAS FILED A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST THIS SHITFUCKER?!?-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 00:13, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Because of his AUTIZTIC CARD [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

I really want to know what line Chris has to cross where the autism card won't cut it anymore, and how close he is to said line. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 00:50, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Guys, Guys this fat fuck will eventually get his ass kicked by someone anyway just be patient.--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 00:56, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

==Were you that old Totse mod?==

The one everyone kept calling Wintercunt? If so, I thought you were female that whole time.

It's this site that used to exist, full of angsty teenagers. It teaches you to make shitty bombs that will blow up in your face and get high off of household substances. [[User:Niggoducks|Niggoducks]] 05:33, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Vivitheg's AIM chat

2010-06-29T00:49:09Z

Niggoducks:

@ lines 99-104

What difference does it make? He told her he felt stupid for doing something, so instead of going with that and introducing him the important fact that it's okay to feel stupid when you're learning something new, she starts pumping him for information which is useless to him. I'm not saying she or anyone has any obligation to help him, but don't say that trying to help him is "like fighting a wall" when no one's never even really thought about what's actually going on in his head in the first place. She put him on the defensive from the start. [[User:Fuckatruck|Fuckatruck]] 11:20, 30 May 2009 (CEST)

*When a guy doesn't want to sell his fucking toys at age 26 and believes religious help is better than professional help (despite being kicked out of one church already) yeah it's fighting a wall. A stupid wall. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 07:29, 20 July 2009 (CEST)

Reading this is is pretty therapeutic. It makes socializing seem so easy! Thanks Vivian! [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 23:14, 13 August 2009 (CEST)

VIVItheG: get over it 
VIVItheG: just get over it. 
CWCSonichu: with my friggin' autism mental block, it's easier said than done. 
VIVItheG: chris 
VIVItheG: You are better off than most people with autism 
VIVItheG: You're very lucky 
VIVItheG: I know people with autism, they can hardly talk. 
CWCSonichu: you don't think I already knew that? 
VIVItheG: Think about what they go through 
CWCSonichu: I've seen Rain Man 
VIVItheG: exactly. 
VIVItheG: So get over it. 

Vivi, what the fuck were you thinking? I hope you were trying to troll him with this. This is possibly the worst advice you can give anyone, ever. It's '''exactly''' this sort of attitude that contributes to the absurd idea that you can will away neurobiological disorders, which is still common among higher levels of idiots (stubborn oldheads, corporate america, right-wingers, etc.)

Sorry, but whenever I see people say things like that I have to give them a dressing down. This shit may seem minor but just because we seem alright in comparison doesn't mean we are. Back to your regularly scheduled trolling. --[[User:Jenk'Em Jonez|Jenk'em Jonez]] 14:26, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Remember, Vivian is not a Mental Health professional, just a concerned Net-Citizen-Turned-Troll. Don't see too much in this. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:37, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

Is this seriously Vivian's excuse for becoming a troll? She could do nothing but give shitty, overly optimistic and simplified advice, and then got frustrated when it didn't work? I seriously hope Viv was trolling when she said you shouldn't talk to a girl about fucking her. That shit has worked for me before. [[User:Niggoducks|Niggoducks]] 00:49, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== Reformat ==

I dream of a CWCki where every transcript follows the same standard.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:05, 27 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Ask [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] nicely. Or make a project page with guidelines for everyone to follow. Then we call all have a coordinated attempt. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:31, 27 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Reinforcements are en route. Give me 24 hours and I'll make a start at least. Unless my memory fails me. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:38, 27 April 2010 (UTC)
::*You. You are awesome --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:42, 27 April 2010 (UTC)
Wait, no, I mean I just did reformat the chat. That's what I was trying to say. I'm not trying to demand that it become the new project of the now. God, Ronichu has suffered enough by my word already.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:16, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

== I'm adding numbers to the chat ==

to make things easier--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 06:27, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Is there any way to make a numbered list without having to type out every number?--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 06:42, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

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2010-06-29T00:44:51Z

Niggoducks:

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2010-06-29T00:42:51Z

Niggoducks: Created page with 'Penises taste better after they've been in my ass.'

Penises taste better after they've been in my ass.