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Talk:Song for Jackie.MOV

2010-09-16T22:06:26Z

Nimnoms: /* Should there be a link for chris and his ego? */

Oh my heavenly God... --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 13:47, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

Transcribing, should be done soonish? - [[User:Boop|Boop]] 13:54, 16 September 2010 (PDT)
:Arrr, ya beat me, ya scurvy scallawag! Anyways; Un-fucking-beleivable. It's the 'Falling Towers' video all over again.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 13:56, 16 September 2010 (PDT)
::Done transcribing...jesusfuck. There's parts of it I couldn't really make out, sorry guys. - [[User:Boop|Boop]] 14:26, 16 September 2010 (PDT)
:::We got yer back. Fucking hell.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 14:50, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

Chris is BACK!--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 13:57, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

Evidently, Chris has no idea how racist this is and how doubly creepy it is. Mr. Popo is so creepy that DBZ Abridged made it a running joke. [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 13:58, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

Is that what the japanese think Arabs look like?--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 14:03, 16 September 2010 (PDT)
: http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Popo That's all it says (and what it says is pretty damning), I suppose you'd have to ask Akira.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 14:13, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

I've got a vague transcription, I'll stick it on the page but there are quite a few [unintelligable]s and I am a n00b so forgive me. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 14:06, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

I believe he's actually sort of cosplaying [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Popo#Mr._Popo Mr. Popo], a minor character from DragonBall Z. --[[User:ErsatzHouse|ErsatzHouse]] 14:15, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

for the ending part it sounded to me like "ain't no saiyans on the fiddle", am i alone in thinking this --[[User:Phlegethon|Phlegethon]] 14:21, 16 September 2010 (PDT)
:Remember, think "uncaringly racist"; he's singinging a minstrel song, which I would imainge are still popular in a redneck racist bible-humping cesspool of society--- In ANY of the 'outdoors' videos, like the McCintyre park video, the shopping spree he won as a kid, the council meeting, Fridays after 5- was there even ONE black person in any of them? Anyways, minstrel songs, the South in 1800's (which isn't that far removed from how it is now, it seems); he was saying "Saints".--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 14:50, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

Still need to categorize this biznitch.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:04, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

==Song?==
Can we get the sauce on the song playing in the background?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 14:08, 16 September 2010 (PDT)
:"Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" by Crash Test Dummies. [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 14:14, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

== Should there be a link for chris and his ego? ==

In his lyrics whiles he's whining about his life story he says "But bullies who '''were jealous''' of his material things"
*Seems kind of minute compared to other examples, but no shit is too minor--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 14:47, 16 September 2010 (PDT)
::Hell, do we even need to invoke that phrase? The only time I would need to use "minor" and "Chris" in the same sentence is to describe his duck, his sexual interests, and his brain.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 14:56, 16 September 2010 (PDT)
So, it's true that he believes trolls are only after him for his material wealth (of shit). [[User:Nimnoms|Nimnoms]] 15:06, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

Talk:The MovingFoward videos

2010-08-30T06:12:30Z

Nimnoms:

{{Not A Forum}}
Transcribing this one presently... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 17:27, 29 August 2010 (PDT)
:Done transcribing. Well, that was something you don't see every day. If anybody can catch what he says while he's setting down the camera in the first bit, please do add that... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 17:54, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

What account did he upload this on?--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 17:42, 29 August 2010 (PDT)
*he didn't upload it, trolls did --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 17:42, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

:Um, wow... Destroying his life upgrade? This has to be the work of an external source, no way in hell Chris would do this on his own... I'm guessing either Rocky or Snorlax and the lumber jack. I'm gonna hold off on commenting any further until new information is gleaned.--[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 17:46, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

How did the trolls get ahold of this video...obviously an inside job if he sent it to some trolls "I'll have sex with you if you destroy your ps3" Our tax dollars will buy him another one however...I wonder if he will still use the Sonichu ID?--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 18:01, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

Am stupid question i know but why the fuck doesn't he just connect the HDD to his computer and run a data recovery application ? --[[User:Hdl6h3g|Hdl6h3g]] 17:52, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

::Wow, this is a bit extreme, even for Chris. I would be surprised if he thought of doing this on his own. [[User:Notslowpoke|Notslowpoke]] 17:52, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

:::I tried doing that once. Didn't work. I think the PS3 uses a file system that Windows doesn't recognize. I've heard that it can be accessed in Linux, though. Not that it matters, since a formatted drive is near impossible to retrieve data from. He should have just backed it up beforehand.--[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 18:14, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

Here's my question, what's he going to do when winter sets in and he's got nothing to do inside? He'll probably be getting a new one when he realizes that. Food for thought. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 18:15, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

Well it seems like he thinks his PS3 is the sole cause of his lack in a social life, it sort of is but destroying the PS3 seems more like treating a symptom than a disease. [[User:Pinefresh|Pinefresh]] 18:19, 29 August 2010 (PDT)
:Sort of, it certainly is a measure to change, albeit an extreme one, but necessary. It's like an addiction really and he's kind of forcing himself into a kind of rehab by doing this. This is all assuming he doesn't just go buy a new one though. But I think that all we've heard from Chris these past few months are all connected: the PS3 destruction, him trying to get off the internet, and, most of all, his high school reunion. He's trying to the best of his ability but keep in mind that it's Chris. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 18:25, 29 August 2010 (PDT)
Considering how fucking poor these people are, I am shocked that they didn't pawn the PS3 for some solid cash. I mean, jesus fuck.--[[User:CaptainCanuck|CaptainCanuck]] 18:37, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

The 'Trophy Unlocked: Killed the HEX-BOX!" has a certain delicious irony to it now. Maybe Chris deserves an Xbox 360 Achievement for 'killing' the PS3? [[User:Sakanz|Sakanz]] 19:17, 29 August 2010 (PDT)
:"Achievement Unlocked" Shoopfag request! --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 20:22, 29 August 2010 (PDT)
:: Done--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 22:13, 29 August 2010 (PDT)
:::Many thanks! Is the misspelling intentional? --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 22:14, 29 August 2010 (PDT)
:::: Yeah in the moment i forgot how chris spelled Hex-box.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 22:22, 29 August 2010 (PDT)
== Growing up? ==

Could it be possible that this is a sign that America's favorite HFA is ridding himself of his "childish" things? Or is it possible that he's just destroying it to feel more adult when he goes to his reunion? - [[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 18:46, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

:Fat chance. Even now, he's probably going out and spending his monthly tugboat on another PlayStation 3. He destroyed because he thinks it might lure the trolls away from him. --SpaceScreaminJohn 18:57, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

HE HAS PURCHASED A NEW SLIM PS3 A SLIM PS3 WITH THE LARGEST HARD DRIVE AVAILABLE SLIMMER DESIGN PS3 FOR MORE GAMES.
: Proof? - [[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 19:17, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

== Alternative Theory to PS3 Smashing ==

I found this in the /v/ section of 4chan so this may not be legit or accurate. The YouTube link does seem to backup the story below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rVhTdCIJc8

"Last month a group of trolls created a 'secret' forum where they'd plan all their Chris-chan trolls and leaked the address to him. Chris created an account posing as a 15 year old Boston boy who just happened to move in right across the street from Chris. To make his new persona believable, Chris related a story to how he was blowing an older boy and then threw up on his dick and then he realized he was straight. The forum existed entirely to get responses from Chris. When they suggested digging up the corpse of Chris' dog, Chris posted (in persona) about how he investigated the grave and found that it was haunted. I shit you not. This video stems from a 'trolling bounty' on the site: the first person who gets a video and 10 images of Chris' smashed up PS3 get the bounty of $9001. So Chris destroyed his own PS3, honestly believing that he could collect."

This seems to be all of the information I can find at the moment --[[User:Projectdothack|Projectdothack]] 22:16, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

:then shouldn't you take some screenshots of /v/ to back up your story? --[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 22:19, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

:: The thread hasn't 404'd yet http://boards.4chan.org/v/res/71706877 here is a screenshot: http://s1181.photobucket.com/albums/x421/projectdothack/?action=view&current=ChrisChan08-30-2010.jpg&newest=1 hope this helps --[[User:Projectdothack|Projectdothack]] 22:54, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

Here is a video of him pledging allegiance to Clyde Cash from the forum http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXlVjW06MDk [[User:Nimnoms|Nimnoms]] 23:12, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean

2010-04-13T00:29:40Z

Nimnoms:

Well I tried to transcribe the audio. I got 30 seconds down...yeah I'm a lazy fuck. - SEGA Hikaru

Unless someone gets it done sooner, I'll transcribe this in about 8 hours when I get home. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:37, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
: I can get it done presently. BITCH?! [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 23:39, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
:: Okay, that's transcribed and tagged up. Michael Snyder fucking rules. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 00:10, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

== Embracing his racism? ==

So, this year alone we have Chris calling Tito a nigger, and now yells "JEW" at someone IN PUBLIC. Has he finally accepted that he is a racist fuck? How much longer until he comes out as a homo? --[[User:Jeffex|Jeffex]] 00:12, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==Wallflower-esque?==

I notice that we've added the personal information Chris posted, and I was wondering if we should treat things like the phone number with as much sensitivity as was done in the case of the Wallflower. I understand that he hasn't requested it's removal, but still. Your call. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:17, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
: Like I say, that's not Snyder's personal info, it's the address and number of the Game Place (which is in the yellow pages and on the store's website anyhow). That said, Chris may be committing some crime or another by trying to incite people to harass him. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 00:20, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* I think in this case the address and phone number posted are of the GAMe PLACe and not his personal home? I could be wrong though, if it is his personal info (how the fuck did Chris get that?) then yeah, my vote would be to remove it --[[User:Jeffex|Jeffex]] 00:21, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==Down==

SHIT. Video got pulled. Anyone got a copy for the CWCVille Library?? --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 00:18, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
*Damn, I had just gone back to his channel to get it down, but I was too slow. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:20, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

how much time was this video up anyway? i doubt anyone managed to make a copy of it, the CWCki should make a guide to download Chris's videos, so we have more people keeping back up.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:26, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

I still have the page open for his video. Is there anyway I can save it from here?[[User:Nimnoms|Nimnoms]] 00:29, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean

2010-04-13T00:29:22Z

Nimnoms:

Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean

2010-04-13T00:12:27Z

Nimnoms:

'''Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean''' (full title '''\04122010 - Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean (Audio Only)''') is an audio recording released by Chris chronicling an attempt to get himself unbanned from [[The GAMe PLACe]] by confronting Michael Snyder, the manager who permanently ejected him from the store in the summer of 2008. Chris recorded their conversation by hiding a video camera in his pocket. As usual, Chris adds this to his list of fails as Michael is unmoved by his attempts to get back in.

Oddly, yet hilariously, Chris adds to his streak of [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|racist videos]] by shouting "JEW!" at Michael as he leaves the store, [[South Park|like a certain fat kid]].

Also, many people have noticed that Chris's recording and posting of Snyder's personal information are both [[Chris and the Law|extremely unlawful]].

==Description==

This happened on my recent visit to the Game & Hobby Place. My Camera was hidden in my Vest Pocket.

I encourage all to go there in person, find Michael, and [[Chris and hypocrisy|pester/Troll]] the hell out of him (other employees who support him optional). Also say to Michael, "[[Chris and race|Do Not Discriminate]] Against People like Christian Weston Chandler."

243 Ridge McIntire Road Charlottesville, VA 22903 (434) 984-1040

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 04122010 - Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean (Audio Only).MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|EyUey1YLbb8}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 12 April 2010
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = ???
| Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason, {{Rage}} Rage
| Saga =
| Shirt = {None
| previous = [[F_Abstinance]]
| next = Current}}

==Transcript==

[''Chris is speaking into a recorder as he walks along. From the sound of it, he's outdoors.'']

'''Chris:''' This is Christian Western Chandler, Captain's Log. Stardate... 4:34 PM, Monday, April 12, 2010. I'm about to go in the Game and Comic Hobby Place — also sell toys there — to try, to try to get myself unbanned and get forgiveness for the mistake I have made almost a year ago when I was banned from the store in June of 2008.

[''Heavy sigh from Chris.'']

'''Chris:''' The dude who banned me was, his name is Michael Snyder, possibly a Jew considering his last name. Nothing bad against the Jews, but, I just, throwin' it out there. Alright, so, here I go.

[''Sound of Chris opening and walking through the door into the store.'']

'''Chris:''' Hello, I'm here to see Michael.

 '''Employee:''' Yeah, he's... [''garbled'']

[''We come upon Michael, who is on the phone. His remarks are occasionally interrupted by whoever is on the other end of the line.'']

 '''Michael:''' Well, I mean, you're, you, you'll just see that by running it. It was running okay the other day. But just, you know, adjust it one way or the other depending on temperature and everything else. But, you know, it just, it's not usually much. By changing fuel, it doesn't usually change that much. Mmkay... Uh-huh. Yeah, no, it'll be fine. Right, yeah, it'll be fine. Okay... Okay... Who made it?

[''The recorder seems to move away from the conversation, and a long silence follows.'']

 '''Michael:''' Okay. Alright. Sounds good. Mm-hm. Bye.

'''Chris:''' Hello, Michael. I see, uh... You've been, I see you're looking well. Haven't changed much since, for the past almost two years. And, yeah, it has been, uh, almost two years since, uh, what happened, uh, June, June of 2008. But, uh, I came back hoping that, uh, we could put that behind us and...

 '''Michael:''' No.

'''Chris:''' Come on. I mean, it has been almost two years, it's been on my mind for so long, just be...

 '''Michael:''' No.

'''Chris:''' [''sigh''] But, can't we just forgive and forget?

 '''Michael:''' No.

'''Chris:''' C'mon, to have this...

 '''Michael:''' No.

'''Chris:''' ...weight on my back...

 '''Michael:''' No.

'''Chris:''' But I have really...

 '''Michael:''' No.

'''Chris:''' ...missed coming here.

 '''Michael:''' No. No. You need to leave now.

'''Chris:''' I'm, I'm a better person...

 '''Michael:''' You need to leave now.

'''Chris:''' [''heavy sigh''] C'mon, what, come on...

 '''Michael:''' No! You need to leave now.

'''Chris:''' How can you be so heartless? I mean, you're, I mean, you're obviously not as mean as one of those trolls I've been dealing with...

 '''Michael:''' You need to leave now.

'''Chris:''' I mean, come on, I mean, obviously you have something against me, because aside from the Wii incident, I just would like to know what! Come on. Gimme a break. Alright, fine, I'll leave.

[''His tone becomes sharp and angry'']

'''Chris:''' But I hope that God will forgive you for being so heartless and cruel Michael Snyder! JEW!

[''Chris goes out the door, tape runs out.'']

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean

2010-04-13T00:11:20Z

Nimnoms:

'''Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean''' (full title '''\04122010 - Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean (Audio Only)''') is an audio recording released by Chris chronicling an attempt to get himself unbanned from [[The GAMe PLACe]] by confronting Michael Snyder, the manager who permanently ejected him from the store in the summer of 2008. Chris recorded their conversation by hiding a video camera in his pocket. As usual, Chris adds this to his list of fails as Michael is unmoved by his attempts to get back in.

Oddly, yet hilariously, Chris adds to his streak of [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|racist videos]] by shouting "JEW!" at Michael as he leaves the store, [[South Park|like a certain fat kid]].

Also, many people have noticed that Chris's recording and posting of Snyder's personal information is [[Chris and the Law|extremely unlawful]].

==Description==

This happened on my recent visit to the Game & Hobby Place. My Camera was hidden in my Vest Pocket.

I encourage all to go there in person, find Michael, and [[Chris and hypocrisy|pester/Troll]] the hell out of him (other employees who support him optional). Also say to Michael, "[[Chris and race|Do Not Discriminate]] Against People like Christian Weston Chandler."

243 Ridge McIntire Road Charlottesville, VA 22903 (434) 984-1040

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 04122010 - Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean (Audio Only).MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|EyUey1YLbb8}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 12 April 2010
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = ???
| Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason, {{Rage}} Rage
| Saga =
| Shirt = {None
| previous = [[F_Abstinance]]
| next = Current}}

==Transcript==

[''Chris is speaking into a recorder as he walks along. From the sound of it, he's outdoors.'']

'''Chris:''' This is Christian Western Chandler, Captain's Log. Stardate... 4:34 PM, Monday, April 12, 2010. I'm about to go in the Game and Comic Hobby Place — also sell toys there — to try, to try to get myself unbanned and get forgiveness for the mistake I have made almost a year ago when I was banned from the store in June of 2008.

[''Heavy sigh from Chris.'']

'''Chris:''' The dude who banned me was, his name is Michael Snyder, possibly a Jew considering his last name. Nothing bad against the Jews, but, I just, throwin' it out there. Alright, so, here I go.

[''Sound of Chris opening and walking through the door into the store.'']

'''Chris:''' Hello, I'm here to see Michael.

 '''Employee:''' Yeah, he's... [''garbled'']

[''We come upon Michael, who is on the phone. His remarks are occasionally interrupted by whoever is on the other end of the line.'']

 '''Michael:''' Well, I mean, you're, you, you'll just see that by running it. It was running okay the other day. But just, you know, adjust it one way or the other depending on temperature and everything else. But, you know, it just, it's not usually much. By changing fuel, it doesn't usually change that much. Mmkay... Uh-huh. Yeah, no, it'll be fine. Right, yeah, it'll be fine. Okay... Okay... Who made it?

[''The recorder seems to move away from the conversation, and a long silence follows.'']

 '''Michael:''' Okay. Alright. Sounds good. Mm-hm. Bye.

'''Chris:''' Hello, Michael. I see, uh... You've been, I see you're looking well. Haven't changed much since, for the past almost two years. And, yeah, it has been, uh, almost two years since, uh, what happened, uh, June, June of 2008. But, uh, I came back hoping that, uh, we could put that behind us and...

 '''Michael:''' No.

'''Chris:''' Come on. I mean, it has been almost two years, it's been on my mind for so long, just be...

 '''Michael:''' No.

'''Chris:''' [''sigh''] But, can't we just forgive and forget?

 '''Michael:''' No.

'''Chris:''' C'mon, to have this...

 '''Michael:''' No.

'''Chris:''' ...weight on my back...

 '''Michael:''' No.

'''Chris:''' But I have really...

 '''Michael:''' No.

'''Chris:''' ...missed coming here.

 '''Michael:''' No. No. You need to leave now.

'''Chris:''' I'm, I'm a better person...

 '''Michael:''' You need to leave now.

'''Chris:''' [''heavy sigh''] C'mon, what, come on...

 '''Michael:''' No! You need to leave now.

'''Chris:''' How can you be so heartless? I mean, you're, I mean, you're obviously not as mean as one of those trolls I've been dealing with...

 '''Michael:''' You need to leave now.

'''Chris:''' I mean, come on, I mean, obviously you have something against me, because aside from the Wii incident, I just would like to know what! Come on. Gimme a break. Alright, fine, I'll leave.

[''His tone becomes sharp and angry'']

'''Chris:''' But I hope that God will forgive you for being so heartless and cruel Michael Snyder! JEW!

[''Chris goes out the door, tape runs out.'']

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean

2010-04-12T23:59:43Z

Nimnoms:

'''Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean''' (full title ''' 04122010 - Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean (Audio Only)''') is an audio only video released by Chris in an attempt to get himself unbanned from [[The GAMe PLACe]] by confronting Michael Snyder, the manager who banned Chris. As usual, Chris adds this to his list of fails as Michael is unmoved by Chris's attempts to get back in. Oddly, yet hilariously, Chris shows off an oddball set of racism by calling Michael a Jew, [[South Park|like a certain fat kid]].

Also, many people have noticed that Chris's recording is [[Chris and the Law|extremely unlawful]].

==Description==

This happened on my recent visit to the Game & Hobby Place. My Camera was hidden in my Vest Pocket.

I encourage all to go there in person, find Michael, and pester/Troll the hell out of him (other employees who support him optional). Also say to Michael, "Do Not Discriminate Against People like Christian Weston Chandler."

243 Ridge McIntire Road Charlottesville, VA 22903 (434) 984-1040

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 04122010 - Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean (Audio Only).MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|EyUey1YLbb8}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 12 April 2010
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = ???
| Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason, {{Rage}} Rage
| Saga =
| Shirt = {None
| previous = [[F_Abstinance]]
| next = Current}}

==Transcript==

This is Christian Western Chandler, captain's log. Stardate: 4:34 PM, Monday, April 12, 2010. I'm about to go in the game and comic hobby place...also to sell toys there to try...to try to get myself unbanned and get forgiveness for the mistake I have made almost a year ago when I was banned from the store in June of 2008. The Jew who banned me: his name was [[Michael Snyder]]. Possibly a Jew, considering his last name. Nothing bad against the Jews. Just throwing it out there, so here we go. (30 second mark.)

''Background noise of a man talking on the phone about his engine problems''

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean

2010-04-12T23:56:29Z

Nimnoms:

'''Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean''' (full title ''' 04122010 - Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean (Audio Only)''') is an audio only video released by Chris in an attempt to get himself unbanned from [[The GAMe PLACe]] by confronting Michael Snyder, the manager who banned Chris. As usual, Chris adds this to his list of fails as Michael is unmoved by Chris's attempts to get back in. Oddly, yet hilariously, Chris shows off an oddball set of racism by calling Michael a Jew, [[South Park|like a certain fat kid]].

Also, many people have noticed that Chris's recording is [[Chris and the Law|extremely unlawful]].

==Description==

This happened on my recent visit to the Game & Hobby Place. My Camera was hidden in my Vest Pocket.

I encourage all to go there in person, find Michael, and pester/Troll the hell out of him (other employees who support him optional). Also say to Michael, "Do Not Discriminate Against People like Christian Weston Chandler."

243 Ridge McIntire Road Charlottesville, VA 22903 (434) 984-1040

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 04122010 - Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean (Audio Only).MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|EyUey1YLbb8}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 12 April 2010
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = ???
| Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason, {{Rage}} Rage
| Saga =
| Shirt = {None
| previous = [[F_Abstinance]]
| next = Current}}

==Transcript==

This is Christian Western Chandler, captain's log. Stardate: 4:34 PM, Monday, April 12, 2010. I'm about to go in the game and comic hobby place...also to sell toys there to try...to try to get myself unbanned and get forgiveness for the mistake I have made almost a year ago when I was banned from the store in June of 2008. The Jew who banned me: his name was [Michael Snyder]. Possibly a Jew, considering his last name. Nothing bad against the Jews. Just throwing it out there, so here we go. (30 second mark.)

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Talk:03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV

2010-03-21T20:12:42Z

Nimnoms:

Fuck yeah. Also, someone else can transcribe this one: I transcribe too many of them and this one is particularly sad. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 19:42, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

I'll get this one done. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction, whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 19:44, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

*It's done, just needs some formatting and cleaning up and stuff. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction, whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 20:09, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== Leaving the internet? Oh lawd. ==

This is yet another empty promise that he won't keep. Anyone agree with me on this? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:56, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

I doubt he'll stay out of the internet for long, but this video shows too much hypocrisy, and how smug and full of himself Chris can be, and shows, that the only thing he learned was to gtfo of the internet when everything went for the worst, and it took him 3 years.But in the case he really left; What direction will the CWCki take now? will it simply wait for the trolls to lure Chris back in the internet?.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 19:59, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

He'll be back in a week. Thats how long it took last time he announced he'll leave the internet forever. In spite of him saying no-one needs the internet, he is the biggest example of someone who cannot live without it. No place, person or object will ever let Chris hang around them/it for long. I like to think of Chris and the Internet as symbiots. Chris lives on the internet because its the only place he can get away with the kind of shit he does, and the internet thrives on the lulz that people like Chris create daily. But as for our worst case scenario in that Chris breaks the fabric of reality by sticking to his promise and not going back, then I suppose we continue researching past events and get any new information we can from our field opperatives located in Ruckersville. And if he ever starts caring about his comic and decides he wants the masses to see it, he'll have to come back to us anyway since he'll never get Sonichu paper published. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:09, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
*I'll give him two weeks at the maximum. Maybe three. [[User:Orly444|Orly444]] 20:00, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

*Totally agree, without the attention he will shrivel up and die. And we all know how well he has kept previous promises. --[[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 20:00, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

*Guys, [[CWCki:NOTAFORUM|this isn't a forum]]. We can however discuss the fact that we should mention the other times he's sworn that he'd leave the Internet. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:03, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

Any up for a pool? I say one week before we see some online activity. I wonder if Chris will realize he has no fans off the internet.[[User:Nimnoms|Nimnoms]] 20:12, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

*I guess he'll be back... so maybe it's a nice idea to create a new article about his attempts to leave the internet? [[User:Vdevil|Vdevil]] 20:06, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV

2010-03-21T20:05:20Z

Nimnoms: /* Leaving the internet? Oh lawd. */

Talk:22 January 2010

2010-01-22T13:36:53Z

Nimnoms:

TRANSCRIBING DIS BITCH. Also, The second template is all messed up.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 13:29, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

== CWCville is fact to Chris ==

The description provide more evidence that Chris thinks CWCville is real. I personally don't think so. I think he believes that his comic follows canon and that the universe should be expanded to video games and movies, so he doesn't want events in asperchu canon. [[User:Nimnoms|Nimnoms]] 13:36, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

Talk:15 January 2010

2010-01-15T23:44:53Z

Nimnoms: /* 3 Days */

== 3 Days ==

This is the 3rd day he's had that same shirt on. I think this is a new record, if I'm not mistaken!
*This deserves mention somewhere. Probably under the shower section of Chris and Health. -[[User:Ezra Mason|Ezra Mason]] 23:18, 15 January 2010 (UTC)

Also, why does he always want his enemies to come to his house? I mean, I think Alba & crew have jobs to tend to, and can't just tell their bosses that they have to take a few days off to beat up some HFA manchild. -[[User:Scarf|Scarf]] 20:50, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
*I think wanting them to come to Ruckersville is mostly to show people (especially his parents) "SEE, THE TROLLS DO EXIST, THEY MOCK ME, SEE, THEY'RE RIGHT HERE, I'M NOT CRAZY, I TOLD YOU!" and then he'll cry for Bob and Barb to fight for him. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:06, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
**Or it could be that Chris, being so completely deluded, and having never actually experienced a physical fight, genuinely thinks he could win a 4-1 fight. I mean, come on. It's so easy in the comic. How tough could it be in real life? -[[User:Ezra Mason|Ezra Mason]] 23:17, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
Chris is like a kid developmentally. Remember when you were younger and watching your favourite kungfu movies? The bad guys are so slow and only fight one-on-one. You start to think you could beat-up 4 guys at once and then you try to test your experiment . . .[[User:Nimnoms|Nimnoms]] 23:44, 15 January 2010 (UTC)

Talk:15 January 2010

2010-01-15T23:44:35Z

Nimnoms: /* 3 Days */

== 3 Days ==

This is the 3rd day he's had that same shirt on. I think this is a new record, if I'm not mistaken!
*This deserves mention somewhere. Probably under the shower section of Chris and Health. -[[User:Ezra Mason|Ezra Mason]] 23:18, 15 January 2010 (UTC)

Also, why does he always want his enemies to come to his house? I mean, I think Alba & crew have jobs to tend to, and can't just tell their bosses that they have to take a few days off to beat up some HFA manchild. -[[User:Scarf|Scarf]] 20:50, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
*I think wanting them to come to Ruckersville is mostly to show people (especially his parents) "SEE, THE TROLLS DO EXIST, THEY MOCK ME, SEE, THEY'RE RIGHT HERE, I'M NOT CRAZY, I TOLD YOU!" and then he'll cry for Bob and Barb to fight for him. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:06, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
**Or it could be that Chris, being so completely deluded, and having never actually experienced a physical fight, genuinely thinks he could win a 4-1 fight. I mean, come on. It's so easy in the comic. How tough could it be in real life? -[[User:Ezra Mason|Ezra Mason]] 23:17, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
Chris is like a kid, developmentally. Remember when you were younger and watching your favourite kungfu movies? The bad guys are so slow and only fight one-on-one. You start to think you could beat-up 4 guys at once and then you try to test your experiment . . .[[User:Nimnoms|Nimnoms]] 23:44, 15 January 2010 (UTC)

Talk:12 January 2010

2010-01-14T08:24:46Z

Nimnoms: /* I wonder... */

It's worth noting that [[wikipedia:A.D. Vision|A.D. Vision]] is a defunct [[anime]] company; they're the ones who released [[Excel Saga]] in the U.S.

Also, it's good to see that Chris is wearing the classic [[Advice Chris]] shirt again. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 01:25, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
*Came here to say that; leaving satisfied =) [[Image:Advicedogshirt.png]]--[[User:Dude|Dude]] 01:47, 13 January 2010 (UTC)[[Image:Advicedogshirt.png]]

This might finally be the end of Chris's camera. Also I guess Ginger is his new sweetheart. --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 01:28, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
* Or be another Chloe, so I wouldn't raise my hopes too high. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 02:19, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
* I'm guessing it is indeed another Chloe, as he seems pretty intent on making sure we KNOW he's giving a shout-out to the girl. --[[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] 8:36 PM, 12 January 2010 (CST)

Holy shit, major rage at the end right there! And it looks like we may have a Ginger saga on our hands...[[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 01:37, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

Is that Marge Simpson in a towel on the wall back there? --[[User:Raikonos|Raikonos]] 01:38, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
** Yeah, I noticed that too. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 01:41, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
***I think that's from a recent issue of Playboy. --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 01:47, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
****Ah yes, he seems to have purchased the infamous Marge Simpson issue. Really, who HASN'T seen this coming?[[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 01:53, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

I swear he's gonna displace his anger on an innocent soul one day. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 01:40, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

did a mighty "CWC" little transcript here, feel free to add to it. also added the description for postierity! WATCH OUT ALEC HE KNOWS WHERE U LIVE OMG!!! [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 01:42, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

Did you notice that he punches like a girl, also he made a fist wrong! --[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 5:52 PM 1/10/10
:*I have been on the receiving end of many good punches and this one is unimpressive. Those are the ones I would gladly take only to put a hook in his jaw (one of my favorite CWC fantasy). [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:15, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

A little off-topic, but what from what forum is that screenshot of Liquid's glorious approval of Asperchu? --[[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] 4:22 PM, 13 January 2010 (CST)
* Youtube comments on the second video. --[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 23:25, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

== Move? ==

Isn't the consistent titling style for movies like this supposed to be day, month, date? Shouldn't we move this to page to [[12 January 2010]]?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:33, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
:* True... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:46, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
:* Done! [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:49, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

==The Ring Of Fail==

This is the second (and third) time Chris wears his ring with his medallion. Sensory defensiveness syndrome or simple case of "Guido-Like" fashion statement? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:24, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

==Classic Chris==
This kind of tard rage is what the CWCiverse has been missing for a while now. IMO, Mailbag 38+39 delivered fantastically. ^_____^ I'm going to email Chris again! [[User:Cadpig|- Cadpig]] 15:19, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

Exactly! This is wear all the trolling finally pays-off. This is what Chris is about; these are the lulz, savour them. [[User:Nimnoms|Nimnoms]] 21:57, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

==I wonder...==
I wonder if he [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shat himself]] while filming this, especially after that epic tard scream? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 03:03, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

I think he did right before the scream. [[User:Nimnoms|Nimnoms]] 08:24, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

Talk:12 January 2010

2010-01-13T21:57:07Z

Nimnoms:

It's worth noting that [[wikipedia:A.D. Vision|A.D. Vision]] is a defunct [[anime]] company; they're the ones who released [[Excel Saga]] in the U.S.

Also, it's good to see that Chris is wearing the classic [[Advice Chris]] shirt again. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 01:25, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
*Came here to say that; leaving satisfied =) [[Image:Advicedogshirt.png]]--[[User:Dude|Dude]] 01:47, 13 January 2010 (UTC)[[Image:Advicedogshirt.png]]

This might finally be the end of Chris's camera. Also I guess Ginger is his new sweetheart. --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 01:28, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
* Or be another Chloe, so I wouldn't raise my hopes too high. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 02:19, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
* I'm guessing it is indeed another Chloe, as he seems pretty intent on making sure we KNOW he's giving a shout-out to the girl. --[[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] 8:36 PM, 12 January 2010 (CST)

Holy shit, major rage at the end right there! And it looks like we may have a Ginger saga on our hands...[[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 01:37, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

Is that Marge Simpson in a towel on the wall back there? --[[User:Raikonos|Raikonos]] 01:38, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
** Yeah, I noticed that too. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 01:41, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
***I think that's from a recent issue of Playboy. --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 01:47, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
****Ah yes, he seems to have purchased the infamous Marge Simpson issue. Really, who HASN'T seen this coming?[[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 01:53, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

I swear he's gonna displace his anger on an innocent soul one day. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 01:40, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

did a mighty "CWC" little transcript here, feel free to add to it. also added the description for postierity! WATCH OUT ALEC HE KNOWS WHERE U LIVE OMG!!! [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 01:42, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

Did you notice that he punches like a girl, also he made a fist wrong! --[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 5:52 PM 1/10/10
:*I have been on the receiving end of many good punches and this one is unimpressive. Those are the ones I would gladly take only to put a hook in his jaw (one of my favorite CWC fantasy). [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:15, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

== Move? ==

Isn't the consistent titling style for movies like this supposed to be day, month, date? Shouldn't we move this to page to [[12 January 2010]]?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:33, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
:* True... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:46, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
:* Done! [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:49, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

==The Ring Of Fail==

This is the second (and third) time Chris wears his ring with his medallion. Sensory defensiveness syndrome or simple case of "Guido-Like" fashion statement? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:24, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

==Classic Chris==
This kind of tard rage is what the CWCiverse has been missing for a while now. IMO, Mailbag 38+39 delivered fantastically. ^_____^ I'm going to email Chris again! [[User:Cadpig|- Cadpig]] 15:19, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

Exactly! This is wear all the trolling finally pays-off. This is what Chris is about; these are the lulz, savour them. [[User:Nimnoms|Nimnoms]] 21:57, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

Church audio

2010-01-11T18:03:29Z

Nimnoms: Star the ball rolling on transcription

On 15 [[March 2009]], [[Robert Simmons V]] and an undercover [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] visit Chris's [[Chris and Religion|church]] and approach the [[Chris|manchild]] in the flesh unsuspectingly.

The audio recording of this event lasts 1:47:48. Throughout, Chris's voice is much louder than everyone else's.

Chris says he's keeping his distance from instant messages. He'd rather not talk about who hacked his Yahoo! account. [[Bob]] is there, but Chris reveals that [[Barbara]] usually stays home.

Chris excuses himself to leave Bob to talk to Robert for a few minutes. Bob talks about jerks on the internet, Chris's condition, and early video games. When Chris comes back, he realizes that it's [[fail|funny both Bob and Robert have the same name]].

Chris talks about Robert's trouble with finding a girlfriend. Chris has made the final decision to talk to local girls instead of ones on the internet. He's gotten encouragement from [[Rocky]] with ''[[How to Talk to Girls]]''. He talked to 7 girls just last Thursday at [[Alderman Library]], but got a fake number. Chris was emotionally prepared for the fake number from ''Seinfeld''. Bob mentions the [[Sonichu Girls]] club.

Chris rambles on about ''[[Family Guy]]'' and Stewie quoting the bible against [[homo]]sexuality. His copy of the bible with Leviticus is different from the church's because it was a graduation gift from Reverend Shin of the Korean church in Chesterfield County. Bob talks about North Korea.

After asking Robert for a pen, Chris makes his signature and hands it to Robert, saying it could be valuable one day.

They start reciting verses and singing hymns for many minutes. Chris gets to pick a verse for everyone to sing. Bob gets the second pick. Then other people pick. Chris wails over everyone else in some of them.

Afterward, Robert reunites with the other troll. They drive away contemplating on Leviticus and raping Emiry.

==Transcript==
{{transcription}}
'''Troll #1:''' It's recording now. So--

Incomprehensible

'''Robert Simmons V''': Citizens of the Internet! This is Robert Simmons V, better known as Sonichufan1985-1986-and now, 1987. I wish you all a good morning!

[[Category:Trolling]]

== download ==

*[http://www.mediafire.com/?jqmemaxmcw0 Full church audio]

(May God have mercy on your pitiful soul.)

Down with Asperchu

2010-01-10T03:45:04Z

Nimnoms: Poor sentence

Even though [[Christian Weston Chandler]] thought he was victorious over having all the [[gay]] ads in his [[CWCipedia]] he despised so deeply taken down, he now extended his wrath on Alec Benson Leary, the creator of [[Asperchu]].

Chris shameless calls Asperchu what he emphasized [[Chris and hypocrisy|'''fan fiction''']] and [[parody|parodic]], continues to deny any links between [[Asperger's]] and [[autism]], and calls out to his [[fanbase]] not to read any of the Asperchu comics.

==Watch==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Down with Asperchu
| image = {{#ev:youtube|RZelFvv2pas}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 9 January 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Fanartn.PNG‎]] Fan Art
| Performance Style = [[Image:Rage.png]] [[Rage]]
| Saga = [[Image:Clyde_saga.png]] [[Clyde]] Saga
| previous = [[This was my fault]]
| next = [[ ]]
}} </center>

==Transcript==
Currently wearing my [[Amnyfest_Ring|ring]] on my [[Medallion|medal]], [[Captain's Log]], Stardate January 9th, 2010.

Welp, on the one hand, I am pleased to announce that I have finally got through to their thi-to the homosexuals' thick skulls, that [[I am STRAIGHT|I am straight]] and I do not care for their kind.

On the other hand, it backfired on me, because...the sup-because Alec Something paid off Jack Thaddeus for the adspace, and now is falsely ad-and now is wrongfully advertising his FAN FICTION, (''dramatic glasses removal'') and I emphasize fat fiction, and parodic Asperchu.

Not only is he trying to play...on any LINKS on Asperger's and Autism on which there are not. I'm not saying similarities, I'm saying LINKS. Anyway, his character is not only a parody and a-fu-a vulgar fan fiction, of my Sonichu character, but he plays off of my PAST Buddha Belly, (''in a high girly voice'')and my masculine bosoms!

He is not to be trusted and his comics are not to be read.

[ends at 1:12]