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Don'tPintheOop

2010-10-30T15:46:08Z

No.:

'''Don'tPintheOop''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris gives a shout out to Gulliver, a relative of [[Jackie]]. He then discusses the matter of pooping himself and the resulting [[DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS|dirty underwear]]. Finally he announces the upcoming execution of [[Clyde Cash]].

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Don'tPintheOop
| video = {{#ev:youtube|6nMj9BbZtkM}}
| stardate = 30 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Other|text}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}, {{Clyde|text}}
| shirt = ''Working on it''
| previous = [[FullHouse]]
| next = [[ShowerClean1]]
}}

===Transcript===

{{Transcription}}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[FullHouse]]|nextlink=[[ShowerClean1]]}}

{{Sweetheart Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Template talk:Da update

2010-09-16T22:30:56Z

No.: /* I found something. */ new section

==Three videos from the 12th==
Why are they not here? We have Chris singing, Chris out in public with actual sunlight, and making a dumb as fuck comment, that is what an update is, my friends. You may be saying "But Champthom, why haven't you?" and I say to you "NO U!" Seriously, stuff should go on this template first before it ends up on the CWChronology. Srsly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:30, 15 July 2009 (CEST)

==Gardening==
Did a little gardening by removing a few of the posts from this template. It was taking up quite a bit of room on the main page.

Remember to add to both [[Da Update]] and the corresponding month and vice versa, sometimes this doesn't happen. [[User:Granola|Granola]] 02:11, 16 August 2009 (CEST)

== Da update versus CWCipediaTracker ==

People, please, given the status of the CWCipedia, all CWCipedia related updates belong in the [[:Template:CWCipediaTracker|CWCipedia Tracker]] whereas things like new videos, leaked material, etc. belong here in Da update.

Seriously, I am disappoint. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:36, 17 February 2010 (UTC)
* I think a lot of that is my fault. I didn't understand the difference; I assumed they overlapped. Sorry about that. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 15:17, 17 February 2010 (UTC)

== A book? ==

Chris is seriously writing a book? That can't be true. Also, he mentions that one of his "gal friends" is helping him write it. This has got to be one of Chris's lies. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 02:04, 10 March 2010 (UTC)
:* Maybe he's getting over ''Sonichu'' even if he promised a super-duper issue for the tenth anniversary of the Fail-Comic. As far as the "Lady-Friend" goes, we saw her in a previous video. (Hint; she's inflatable). [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:31, 10 March 2010 (UTC)
:::I feel sorry for [[Kimmi]]. She is always dragged into Chris's bullshit and she is unable to object to it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 02:58, 10 March 2010 (UTC)
*Guys, [[CWCki:NOTAFORUM|CWCki is not a forum]]. Stuff like this doesn't belong here. There's other places to discuss this like [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/25081.html this Krapple thread] or something like that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:20, 10 March 2010 (UTC)

== It should be obvious but ==

Only Chris related updates belong here.

Shit like [[Sonichu: The Animated Series]] can go on the [[Fan:Index]].

Srsly, don't pull this shit again or else someone is getting banned. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:46, 22 March 2010 (UTC)

== Important something which I will delete in a minute ==
Damnit, how do I get to the cwcipedia tracker? Mailbag 60 is up. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:49, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
*I got it covered. In future, when you edit the main page, it'll give a link to the templates used on the main page at the bottom. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:08, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

==Suggested Update==
Someone added Sydney getting busted to the months events, so did we want to add it here?

Suggestion: In a rare win for Chris, the manchild identifies and shoots down a [[Sydney Contacts|troll]] based off information garnered from the troll forums.

--[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:45, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

I assume that you told nobody of your plan to pose as a girl with the intent of getting him to answer the Mailbag again. It wasn't any moment of clarity, he just had you mixed up with Jackie.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 00:07, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:*I am firmly 'No Comment'ing anything that relates to how, precisely, Sydney's cover was blown. Sorry mate. If you are desperate to know, you should know where to go to ask. PS <3 your rambles, FYI. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:04, 14 May 2010 (UTC)

== 17 June ==

Chris just returned to Twitter. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 01:04, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

:Is there a reason you're putting this on the talk page instead of the actual template? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 01:30, 18 July 2010 (UTC)
::<del>Template's locked.</del> Now for some reason it's open again. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 01:32, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

== Template locked ==

For the mall waiting video I think we should take the 'money' part out to avoid suspicion and revert it to 'unknown reason'. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 17:20, 2 September 2010 (PDT)
*Why? I thought CWCki was against censorship. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 17:27, 2 September 2010 (PDT)
**You need to unlock the template... [[Clyde_and_Tito_PS3_E-mails]] needs to be added...
**If we show that we know what Chris was waiting for, it could harm a very promising saga. I thought this was one of the things that we would keep quiet for now until it's safe to let Chris know that we be trollin'. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 23:42, 2 September 2010 (PDT)
***Ohh... I see. I GUESS that makes sense, but the article is definitely on the CWCki and linked from quite a few pages. He might just search for it and find it anyway... but knowing Chris, that's not too likely. --[[User:Miss Noel|Noel Ari Paige]] 05:26, 3 September 2010 (PDT)

== I found something. ==

As of now on the Rule 34 Pahael site they have the picture of sailor moon Chris-chan as the featured image. Is this notable? Anyone care? [[User:No.|Written by this person.]] 15:30, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

User:No.

2010-09-02T21:43:46Z

No.: Created page with "Hi, I'm an idiot who can't wiki worth shit."

Hi, I'm an idiot who can't wiki worth shit.

Talk:Simonla Rosechu

2010-09-02T21:38:48Z

No.: /* I noticed similarities between Simonichu and some other character. */ Screw this.

Who the hell wrote that bit about Simonla being based on some anime character? They totally need to LURK MOAR. Anyways, this article needs the e-mail that Chris talked about developing Simonla (there's an e-mail correspondence with Evan, IIRC). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:37, 15 March 2009 (CET)

*Okay I admit it. That was me. I had read that somewhere. I'm so gosh durn lazy. I'm just like Chris.~[[User:gourmetpickle]]
**Oh, yeah, there were e-mails. I posted them proudly for all to see because he just told me "I reworked your character and put it in the new issue, it'll be out soon." Imagine my surprise to return to that thread after school and find Chris-chan did a little more than reworking. I will take screencaps of those e-mails and post them when it's not 2am [[User:Evang7|Evang7]] 07:47, 27 April 2009 (CEST)
***Wait, shit, I actually have a lot more e-mails with him responding to me than I had initially remembered. Huh. I'll try and find a place for those too. [[User:Evang7|Evang7]] 07:50, 27 April 2009 (CEST)
****On further notice, it seems the first e-mail he replied to about Simonla is gone. Why the fuck would I delete that. I do have some further correspondence with me asking why the fuck he did that shit and instead just telling me that the Livejournal account made in his name was a fake, saying "Why would I call Anne Boleyn deaf?" and ignoring the more pressing matters of "WHY IS SIMONCHU A GIRL NOW". I also have e-mails where he explains why the Blake rape scene was removed. [[User:Evang7|Evang7]] 07:54, 27 April 2009 (CEST)
*****I'm curious as to why the hell Simonla was decided as the feminine of Simon? Was Simone or Simona too HIGH LEVEL a concept of that guy? The whole idea of Christian actually (mis)appropriating the character into his comics is hilarious though. Condolences on your future grandson REGINALD, however. [[User:Mall Conductor Bear|Mall Conductor Bear]] 09:05, 27 April 2009 (CEST)
******Oh god, you just made me realize that in CWCville I would be considered Simonla's father. GO SIMONLA! GO FORTH AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE, SEE THE INVISIBLE! 01:33, 28 April 2009 (CEST)
*******Simonla Rosechu yelling "I AM SIMONLA, LEADER OF THE SONICHURREN GANG! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?"... DOTH NOT WANTETH. DDDX -- [[User:Da Nuke|Da Nuke]] 06:57, 13 May 2009 (CEST)

==(More) To do==
Clean up the articles as there's more pictures than there is to text (in other words, get a gallery going), and also incorporate shit from the new CWCipedia articles. Looks like Chris is acknowledging Evan's threats of suing Chris over Simonchu/Simonla. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:23, 9 September 2009 (CEST)
*Thanks for cleaning this up, I've been meaning to do it myself but I'm a lazy fuck who wants to play Street Fighter all day. I need to tidy up my own page too because it's a fucking sloppy wall of text as it stands [[User:Evang7|Evang7]] 04:35, 10 September 2009 (CEST)

==Where's Simonchu?==
Episode 20 is over. Simonchu is kinda... not there. Wonder what would happen if Chris was called out on it? --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 03:15, 23 December 2009 (CET)
* If I had my guess, he'll probably brush it off and say that there was some sort of agreement not to put him in at the last minute or something. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 03:59, 23 December 2009 (CET)

==Quick to Replace==
[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/src/126650667058.png I am not surprised. I am not surprised at the least] --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 19:18, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

== Exploding Toilet Stolen? ==

*Was Simonla's death inspired by the Lethal Weapon movies or ripped out from one of them? I think the 1st one has the exploding toilet or the 2nd one. I saw a scene when I was younger though.--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 05:48, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
**I'm not sure if Chis stole it from them, but it's in lethal weapon 3, yeah.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:20, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
***actually it was from lethal weapon 2. it being lifted directly from the film is supported by the position of the voltorb, directly behind the toilet. Presumably when one (especially a child) thinks of a toilet bomb they think of a cherry bomb inside the bowl, but in lethal weapon 2 its on the floor behind it.[[User:Crunchler|Crunchler]] 21:09, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
****I think he got the idea from a simpsons episode in which homer references lethal weapon, i doubt chris saw any of the lethal weapon movies.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 22:27, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
*****In the simpsons ep homer says "before lethal weapon 2 i never thought there could be a bomb IN my toilet, now i check every time." if he had only seen it on the simpsons he would have put it in the toilet, not behind it.[[User:Crunchler|Crunchler]] 05:38, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
******Here's the video to the scene in question. And Crunchler is right, it did come from the 2nd film in the series: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3vgcB1jJn4 The Exploding Toilet scene (At the 7:37 mark) ] --[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 03:14, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
*******I also added the info on the "Death" section.--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 21:45, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
*I doubt he's ever seen the film itself, just knows of the scene. Like how many people know of the music in 2001 or the monoliths in it without every seeing the film. Plus, I doubt Chris would understand or like the film, it being pro Niggo and all.[[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 23:57, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

== An Egg ==
Issue 10, page 79, An Egg, looks like there will be more simonchu shennanigans, with sandy, "Evan Killed mommy" Magi-chan is badass once more . also simonchu is a terrorist aparently--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 07:04, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
*See "quick to replace" above. Of course, it was a contrived little bit of info to try and exploit a loophole in Evan's WrathTM, but it really might just piss him off and get the site DMCAed again. -- [[User:Mikhail Faulken|Mikhail Faulken]] 07:23, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

== I noticed similarities between Simonichu and some other character. ==

Doesn't look much like Simon from Tengen-thingy to me, rather a lot more like Megalon from ''Godzilla vs Megalon.''

http://ftp.sunet.se/pub/pictures/tv.film/Godzilla/megalon.jpg compared to http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Simonchu_by_Evang_y.png

Is this even noteworthy or am I just trying too hard? (though I see where the guy gets this Beedrill from.) Debate. [[User:No.|No.]] 06:13, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

Oh forget it. [[User:No.|No.]] 14:38, 2 September 2010 (PDT)

The MovingFoward videos

2010-09-02T21:35:56Z

No.: Thought we'd need a fan video.

[[Image:ARCH.jpg|center|300px]]

[[File:Cwcps3.jpg|thumb|One lucky console]]

The '''MovingFoward videos''' are a compilation of three leaked videos ('''MovingFoward''', '''MovingFurtherFoward''', '''100_2209.MOV''') where [[Chris]] physically destroys his [[PS3]]. Having first followed [[Stardate, August 27, 2010|good hard drive disposal practice]], Chris says a few choice words before destroying the console with a brick, [[Son-Chu|his car]], and some scissors. Some photographs of the console in various states of destruction were also leaked.

Chris says that after smashing his console and driving over it with his car, he plugged it in again, apparently to prove that it would no longer function. He seems to have been unaware of the [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|danger of fire]] or [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|electric]] shock involved (or perhaps, in his despondent state, he simply didn't care).

Many [[trolls]] have come up with theories as to why Chris smashed his beloved Life Upgrade. Interesting to note here is that, like the snake he tried to run over, the cardboard box and the [[clown doll]], it takes Chris three tries AND [[ItIsFinished.MOV|a coup de grace the next day]] just to [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|BREAK DEAD]] his PS3.

== Video ==

{{Infobox/video
| name = MovingFoward, MovingFurtherFoward & 100_2209.MOV
| video = {{#ev:youtube|2rVhTdCIJc8}}
| stardate = 29 August 2010
| subject = {{Video games|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| saga =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| shirt = {{HighSchoolShirt|text}}, Sleeveless Pokéshirt
| previous = [[Stardate, August 27, 2010]]
| next = [[ItIsFinished.MOV]]

}}

== Transcript ==

===Part one (MovingForward)===

[''An opening title card appears, which reads "MovingForward." We cut to Chris, who is standing around outside and shakily filming himself with a handheld camera.'']

Saturday, August 28, 2010.

[''Chris removes his [[glasses]].'']

I make this video as a tribute to [[Gal-pal|what I have lost]]. But also from which I have lost, I have [[Hair|lost something that was of important value]], but I am able to let go. It is the [[Song of Christian|spirit of myself, of which was very lonely]]. But now move on, to a [[Video games|much brighter future]]. And now for the feature presentation on this video. What you are about to see is [[April 16 Fetish Vids|uncensored and unedited]].

[''He moves the camera to show his PS3, which has a case cover plastered in artwork of himself and [[Sonichu]].'']

My PlayStation 3, here in the back yard.

[''He opens the access port to show the hard drive.'']

The hard drive still in there. Formatted as it was. And for a memento, I'm keeping the cover.

[''He removes the case cover, complete with the original [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]] illo, and puts it to one side. Then he focuses the camera on himself again.'']

Again, this [[CWCFlyingElephants|very graphic]], so if you are weak in the stomach, especially as a gamer, look away, and I mean no [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|disrespect to Sony Computer Entertainment America]]. Maker of the fine product.

[''Chris mumbles something unintelligible amid the noise of moving the camera. He then sets the camera down so it is focused on his PS3.'']

Vessel of my loneliness for the past three years of anguish. [[Chris and English|I bid you fond...faredoo.]] Adieu. Fond farewell...

[''Chris puts on a pair of work gloves and picks up a piece of landscaping brick while an airplane flies overhead. He then uses the brick to lightly tap his PS3 for the better part of a minute, never raising the brick over his head and only cracking the outer case, [[Chris and health|stopping a few times to rest]].'']

[[Chris and reality|Crushed... Unplayable...]] The deed is done.

===Part two (MovingFurtherForward)===

[''Cut to a second title card, "MovingFurtherForward." It is nighttime. The camera is looking at Chris's driveway, in front of his running car. The headlights allow us to see Chris place the PS3 in front of the left front wheel of Son-Chu. He gets in the car, backs up, and pulls forward, running over the PS3. Then he backs up over it and pulls forward over it again.]

Well, you get the idea anyway. It's useless. Broken.

===Part three (REALLYMovingForward)===

[''Cut to a third title card, "'100_2209.MOV' (A.K.A. 'REALLYMovingForward')." We are in Chris's bedroom. The camera shows us the wreckage of his PS3, very much the worse for wear. In addition to beating the hell out of it, he appears to have cracked the case and broken it down to its component parts, which he shows us by panning the camera around.'']

Ah. Well, I [[6 June 2010|run it over with a car]] and smashed it with a brick. Ugh. I thought I hit it on the metal part and the heavy plastic, but still, when I look at, still, when I plugged it in, it did not turn on. Actually, it went into standby mode, but that's all, as far as it went. That's all it went. So right now I'm gonna finish the job. Finish the job.

[''Chris sets down the camera to show himself and the PS3 parts. He then picks up a pair of scissors, which he uses to stab repeatedly at bits of his former console. Partway through the stab-fest, he unfolds scissors and goes at it two-fisted. Tiring after about 45 seconds, he folds up his scissors and sifts through the debris.'']

[[Duck|Look at that bend.]] [[Chris and anger|Broke a whole buncha stuff.]] Now you tell me it's still good! It ain't now!

[''Chris stands up and the video cuts off.'']

== Destruction gallery ==

In addition to the poor quality video footage of the PS3's destruction, numerous photographs of the before and after have been leaked:

<center><gallery>
File:PreCar1.JPG|Pre-Car
File:PreCar2.JPG|Car
File:PostCar.JPG|Post-Car
</gallery></center>
<center><gallery>
File:100 2208.JPG
File:100 2210.JPG
File:100 2211.JPG
File:100 2212.JPG
File:100 2213.JPG
File:100 2214.JPG
File:100 2215.JPG
File:Cameragroup002.jpg
File:Cameragroup003.jpg
File:Cameragroup004.jpg
</gallery></center>
== Fan videos ==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Tribute To Chris-Chan's PS3
| video = {{#ev:youtube|lFIVUtNszoE}}
| Stardate = 01 September 2010
| Maker = MountieFromHell
| Video Type = Music video
}}

== See also ==
*[[PS3]]
*[[Sony]]
*[[ItIsFinished.MOV]]
*[[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Stardate, August 27, 2010]]|nextlink=[[ItIsFinished.MOV]]}}

{{LeakedVideos}}
{{Game Videos}}

Talk:Chris and music

2010-09-02T21:23:30Z

No.: /* Whoever quoted Black Sabbath in the caption for that picture */

Hey Lime, thanks for adding the stuff from my Chris and Music userpage You're awesome. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:51, 2 November 2009 (CET)

==I love you guys==

seriously, I was waiting for someone to make this article. rest assured I will watch it like a hawk. (or, at least, a drunken seagull) --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 22:25, 2 November 2009 (CET)

==Musical Tastes==

There's something that's been bothering me, and I haven't been sure where to put this. In some of Chris's movies, he's used various songs from the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] games. I know he used "Escape from the City" in the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video and sung "Sonic Boom" in the [[SingStar Challenge]], and used it again more recently. I'm just curious as to where that would stand in terms of Chris's likes and dislikes. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 08:05, 29 November 2009 (CET)
:Sonic music is definitely pop with rock tendencies. The hardest it gets is the Blachu... I mean Shadow the Hedgehog theme, which is about as metal as a villain song from a Disney knockoff. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 10:43, 29 November 2009 (CET)

If he likes the Tool tracks on guitar hero and decides to cover them I will kill myself Cobain-style.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 17:54, 16 May 2010 (UTC)
: Rest assured that it's unlikely that he'd like anything that isn't mainstream. --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 13:33, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

==Manowar fan?==

As much as I dread to see Chris ruin one of my favorite bands I think he may have. His name he used to log in to here GodofTuhunderGodofWar is the lyrics from one of Manowar's songs.--[[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
*No, God Of War III came out a week or two ago and Chris ripped it off in Sonichu 10, it's a GOW reference.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:12, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
**Oh thank God --[[User:Shawths|Shawths]]

==Celtic Women==

I'm 100% sure that Chris's latest kick of Celtic Women and the likes comes from Wallflower. So, besides the obvious Guitar Hero influences, and judging by the juggalo video, he'll also absorb the musical tastes of anybody he's considering a friend\potential sweetheart. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 20:21, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:If this is the case, I hope he never gets a sweetheart who happens to be a metalhead. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:32, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

==Guitar Hero and Singing==
I've let this idea fester for a while now, and I feel it is ready to be unleashed. Chris never sings at the right pitch, and rarely fluctuates his voice at all when singing. Despite this, he is (relatively) good at remaining on beat. This is similar to GH in that you never actually play the notes, you just press buttons at the right time.
Chris probably thinks that he is a good singer because he is somewhat on-beat, which would unfortunately probably be a passing grade on Medium in GH because TONE DOESN'T MEAN SHIT in that game. Similarly, he doesn't have to alter pitch at all because that's unnecessary effort in his eyes, as it never has to be done in GH. Opinions? [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 01:54, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
: On Medium you have to make an effort to sing in tune. Even Easy detects pitch. You're thinking of Beginner difficulty, where any noise made will count as long it's at the same time as the original vocal track. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 01:56, 4 June 2010 (UTC)
:: No, I mean the guitar in particular (seeing as it's what he uses), where you don't have to actually play music, you just hit buttons at the right time. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 15:01, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

== Chris Chan, going to make him sing (decent) ==
I had the most amazing idea. Making an UTAU of Chris chan.
Utau is similar to vocaloid, only it is free software and you can customize voicebanks to sing.
All I need is for someone to send me some Audio of Chris chan, and Ill make the UTAU with that.
~[[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]] 3 June 2010

example of UTAU
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_vQBsmicaM]
It got my sweetheart to sound awesome, so maybe itll make Chris chan tolerable? IDK

== Whoever quoted Black Sabbath in the caption for that picture ==

is awesome. [[User:No.|No.]] 14:23, 2 September 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Chris and music

2010-09-02T21:23:23Z

No.: /* Whoever quoted Black Sabbath in the caption for that picture */

Talk:Chris and music

2010-09-02T21:23:06Z

No.: /* Whoever quoted Black Sabbath in the caption for that picture */ new section

Talk:Chris and music

2010-09-02T21:23:01Z

No.: /* Whoever quoted Black Sabbath in the caption for that picture */ new section

Talk:Chris and music

2010-09-02T21:22:28Z

No.: /* Whoever quoted Black Sabbath in the caption for that picture */ new section

Talk:Simonla Rosechu

2010-07-05T06:13:49Z

No.: /* I noticed similarities between Simonichu and some other character. */ Hey

Talk:Simonla Rosechu

2010-07-04T06:16:12Z

No.: /* I noticed similarities between Simonichu and some other character. */ Fixed dead link, damn I'm OCD.

Talk:Simonla Rosechu

2010-07-04T06:14:32Z

No.: /* I noticed similarities between Simonichu and some other character. */ DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING.

Who the hell wrote that bit about Simonla being based on some anime character? They totally need to LURK MOAR. Anyways, this article needs the e-mail that Chris talked about developing Simonla (there's an e-mail correspondence with Evan, IIRC). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:37, 15 March 2009 (CET)

*Okay I admit it. That was me. I had read that somewhere. I'm so gosh durn lazy. I'm just like Chris.~[[User:gourmetpickle]]
**Oh, yeah, there were e-mails. I posted them proudly for all to see because he just told me "I reworked your character and put it in the new issue, it'll be out soon." Imagine my surprise to return to that thread after school and find Chris-chan did a little more than reworking. I will take screencaps of those e-mails and post them when it's not 2am [[User:Evang7|Evang7]] 07:47, 27 April 2009 (CEST)
***Wait, shit, I actually have a lot more e-mails with him responding to me than I had initially remembered. Huh. I'll try and find a place for those too. [[User:Evang7|Evang7]] 07:50, 27 April 2009 (CEST)
****On further notice, it seems the first e-mail he replied to about Simonla is gone. Why the fuck would I delete that. I do have some further correspondence with me asking why the fuck he did that shit and instead just telling me that the Livejournal account made in his name was a fake, saying "Why would I call Anne Boleyn deaf?" and ignoring the more pressing matters of "WHY IS SIMONCHU A GIRL NOW". I also have e-mails where he explains why the Blake rape scene was removed. [[User:Evang7|Evang7]] 07:54, 27 April 2009 (CEST)
*****I'm curious as to why the hell Simonla was decided as the feminine of Simon? Was Simone or Simona too HIGH LEVEL a concept of that guy? The whole idea of Christian actually (mis)appropriating the character into his comics is hilarious though. Condolences on your future grandson REGINALD, however. [[User:Mall Conductor Bear|Mall Conductor Bear]] 09:05, 27 April 2009 (CEST)
******Oh god, you just made me realize that in CWCville I would be considered Simonla's father. GO SIMONLA! GO FORTH AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE, SEE THE INVISIBLE! 01:33, 28 April 2009 (CEST)
*******Simonla Rosechu yelling "I AM SIMONLA, LEADER OF THE SONICHURREN GANG! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?"... DOTH NOT WANTETH. DDDX -- [[User:Da Nuke|Da Nuke]] 06:57, 13 May 2009 (CEST)

==(More) To do==
Clean up the articles as there's more pictures than there is to text (in other words, get a gallery going), and also incorporate shit from the new CWCipedia articles. Looks like Chris is acknowledging Evan's threats of suing Chris over Simonchu/Simonla. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:23, 9 September 2009 (CEST)
*Thanks for cleaning this up, I've been meaning to do it myself but I'm a lazy fuck who wants to play Street Fighter all day. I need to tidy up my own page too because it's a fucking sloppy wall of text as it stands [[User:Evang7|Evang7]] 04:35, 10 September 2009 (CEST)

==Where's Simonchu?==
Episode 20 is over. Simonchu is kinda... not there. Wonder what would happen if Chris was called out on it? --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 03:15, 23 December 2009 (CET)
* If I had my guess, he'll probably brush it off and say that there was some sort of agreement not to put him in at the last minute or something. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 03:59, 23 December 2009 (CET)

==Quick to Replace==
[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/src/126650667058.png I am not surprised. I am not surprised at the least] --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 19:18, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

== Exploding Toilet Stolen? ==

*Was Simonla's death inspired by the Lethal Weapon movies or ripped out from one of them? I think the 1st one has the exploding toilet or the 2nd one. I saw a scene when I was younger though.--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 05:48, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
**I'm not sure if Chis stole it from them, but it's in lethal weapon 3, yeah.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:20, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
***actually it was from lethal weapon 2. it being lifted directly from the film is supported by the position of the voltorb, directly behind the toilet. Presumably when one (especially a child) thinks of a toilet bomb they think of a cherry bomb inside the bowl, but in lethal weapon 2 its on the floor behind it.[[User:Crunchler|Crunchler]] 21:09, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
****I think he got the idea from a simpsons episode in which homer references lethal weapon, i doubt chris saw any of the lethal weapon movies.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 22:27, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
*****In the simpsons ep homer says "before lethal weapon 2 i never thought there could be a bomb IN my toilet, now i check every time." if he had only seen it on the simpsons he would have put it in the toilet, not behind it.[[User:Crunchler|Crunchler]] 05:38, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
******Here's the video to the scene in question. And Crunchler is right, it did come from the 2nd film in the series: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3vgcB1jJn4 The Exploding Toilet scene (At the 7:37 mark) ] --[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 03:14, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
*******I also added the info on the "Death" section.--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 21:45, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
*I doubt he's ever seen the film itself, just knows of the scene. Like how many people know of the music in 2001 or the monoliths in it without every seeing the film. Plus, I doubt Chris would understand or like the film, it being pro Niggo and all.[[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 23:57, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

== An Egg ==
Issue 10, page 79, An Egg, looks like there will be more simonchu shennanigans, with sandy, "Evan Killed mommy" Magi-chan is badass once more . also simonchu is a terrorist aparently--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 07:04, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
*See "quick to replace" above. Of course, it was a contrived little bit of info to try and exploit a loophole in Evan's WrathTM, but it really might just piss him off and get the site DMCAed again. -- [[User:Mikhail Faulken|Mikhail Faulken]] 07:23, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

== I noticed similarities between Simonichu and some other character. ==

Doesn't look much like Simon from Tengen-thingy to me, rather a lot more like Megalon from ''Godzilla vs Megalon.''

http://members.fortunecity.com/tystates/megalon.jpg compared to http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Simonchu_by_Evang_y.png

Is this even noteworthy or am I just trying too hard? (though I see where the guy gets this Beedrill from.) Debate.

Talk:Simonla Rosechu

2010-07-04T06:03:03Z

No.: /* I noticed similarities between Simonichu and some other character. */

Who the hell wrote that bit about Simonla being based on some anime character? They totally need to LURK MOAR. Anyways, this article needs the e-mail that Chris talked about developing Simonla (there's an e-mail correspondence with Evan, IIRC). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:37, 15 March 2009 (CET)

*Okay I admit it. That was me. I had read that somewhere. I'm so gosh durn lazy. I'm just like Chris.~[[User:gourmetpickle]]
**Oh, yeah, there were e-mails. I posted them proudly for all to see because he just told me "I reworked your character and put it in the new issue, it'll be out soon." Imagine my surprise to return to that thread after school and find Chris-chan did a little more than reworking. I will take screencaps of those e-mails and post them when it's not 2am [[User:Evang7|Evang7]] 07:47, 27 April 2009 (CEST)
***Wait, shit, I actually have a lot more e-mails with him responding to me than I had initially remembered. Huh. I'll try and find a place for those too. [[User:Evang7|Evang7]] 07:50, 27 April 2009 (CEST)
****On further notice, it seems the first e-mail he replied to about Simonla is gone. Why the fuck would I delete that. I do have some further correspondence with me asking why the fuck he did that shit and instead just telling me that the Livejournal account made in his name was a fake, saying "Why would I call Anne Boleyn deaf?" and ignoring the more pressing matters of "WHY IS SIMONCHU A GIRL NOW". I also have e-mails where he explains why the Blake rape scene was removed. [[User:Evang7|Evang7]] 07:54, 27 April 2009 (CEST)
*****I'm curious as to why the hell Simonla was decided as the feminine of Simon? Was Simone or Simona too HIGH LEVEL a concept of that guy? The whole idea of Christian actually (mis)appropriating the character into his comics is hilarious though. Condolences on your future grandson REGINALD, however. [[User:Mall Conductor Bear|Mall Conductor Bear]] 09:05, 27 April 2009 (CEST)
******Oh god, you just made me realize that in CWCville I would be considered Simonla's father. GO SIMONLA! GO FORTH AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE, SEE THE INVISIBLE! 01:33, 28 April 2009 (CEST)
*******Simonla Rosechu yelling "I AM SIMONLA, LEADER OF THE SONICHURREN GANG! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?"... DOTH NOT WANTETH. DDDX -- [[User:Da Nuke|Da Nuke]] 06:57, 13 May 2009 (CEST)

==(More) To do==
Clean up the articles as there's more pictures than there is to text (in other words, get a gallery going), and also incorporate shit from the new CWCipedia articles. Looks like Chris is acknowledging Evan's threats of suing Chris over Simonchu/Simonla. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:23, 9 September 2009 (CEST)
*Thanks for cleaning this up, I've been meaning to do it myself but I'm a lazy fuck who wants to play Street Fighter all day. I need to tidy up my own page too because it's a fucking sloppy wall of text as it stands [[User:Evang7|Evang7]] 04:35, 10 September 2009 (CEST)

==Where's Simonchu?==
Episode 20 is over. Simonchu is kinda... not there. Wonder what would happen if Chris was called out on it? --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 03:15, 23 December 2009 (CET)
* If I had my guess, he'll probably brush it off and say that there was some sort of agreement not to put him in at the last minute or something. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 03:59, 23 December 2009 (CET)

==Quick to Replace==
[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/src/126650667058.png I am not surprised. I am not surprised at the least] --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 19:18, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

== Exploding Toilet Stolen? ==

*Was Simonla's death inspired by the Lethal Weapon movies or ripped out from one of them? I think the 1st one has the exploding toilet or the 2nd one. I saw a scene when I was younger though.--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 05:48, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
**I'm not sure if Chis stole it from them, but it's in lethal weapon 3, yeah.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:20, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
***actually it was from lethal weapon 2. it being lifted directly from the film is supported by the position of the voltorb, directly behind the toilet. Presumably when one (especially a child) thinks of a toilet bomb they think of a cherry bomb inside the bowl, but in lethal weapon 2 its on the floor behind it.[[User:Crunchler|Crunchler]] 21:09, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
****I think he got the idea from a simpsons episode in which homer references lethal weapon, i doubt chris saw any of the lethal weapon movies.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 22:27, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
*****In the simpsons ep homer says "before lethal weapon 2 i never thought there could be a bomb IN my toilet, now i check every time." if he had only seen it on the simpsons he would have put it in the toilet, not behind it.[[User:Crunchler|Crunchler]] 05:38, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
******Here's the video to the scene in question. And Crunchler is right, it did come from the 2nd film in the series: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3vgcB1jJn4 The Exploding Toilet scene (At the 7:37 mark) ] --[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 03:14, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
*******I also added the info on the "Death" section.--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 21:45, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
*I doubt he's ever seen the film itself, just knows of the scene. Like how many people know of the music in 2001 or the monoliths in it without every seeing the film. Plus, I doubt Chris would understand or like the film, it being pro Niggo and all.[[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 23:57, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

== An Egg ==
Issue 10, page 79, An Egg, looks like there will be more simonchu shennanigans, with sandy, "Evan Killed mommy" Magi-chan is badass once more . also simonchu is a terrorist aparently--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 07:04, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
*See "quick to replace" above. Of course, it was a contrived little bit of info to try and exploit a loophole in Evan's WrathTM, but it really might just piss him off and get the site DMCAed again. -- [[User:Mikhail Faulken|Mikhail Faulken]] 07:23, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

== I noticed similarities between Simonichu and some other character. ==

Doesn't look much like Simon from Tengen-thingy to me, rather a lot more like Megalon from ''Godzilla vs Megalon.''

http://members.fortunecity.com/tystates/megalon.jpg compared to http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Simonchu_by_Evang_y.png

Is this even noteworthy or am I just trying too hard? (though I see where the guy gets this Beedrill from.) Debate.

== I noticed similarities between Simonichu and some other character. ==

Doesn't look much like Simon from Tengen-thingy to me, rather a lot more like Megalon from ''Godzilla vs Megalon.''

http://members.fortunecity.com/tystates/megalon.jpg compared to http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Simonchu_by_Evang_y.png

Is this even noteworthy or am I just trying too hard? (though I see where the guy gets this Beedrill from.) Debate.

'''EDIT''' Crap, a doublepost. Sorry, guys.

Talk:Simonla Rosechu

2010-07-04T06:00:32Z

No.: /* I noticed similarities between Simonichu and some other character. */ new section

Who the hell wrote that bit about Simonla being based on some anime character? They totally need to LURK MOAR. Anyways, this article needs the e-mail that Chris talked about developing Simonla (there's an e-mail correspondence with Evan, IIRC). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:37, 15 March 2009 (CET)

*Okay I admit it. That was me. I had read that somewhere. I'm so gosh durn lazy. I'm just like Chris.~[[User:gourmetpickle]]
**Oh, yeah, there were e-mails. I posted them proudly for all to see because he just told me "I reworked your character and put it in the new issue, it'll be out soon." Imagine my surprise to return to that thread after school and find Chris-chan did a little more than reworking. I will take screencaps of those e-mails and post them when it's not 2am [[User:Evang7|Evang7]] 07:47, 27 April 2009 (CEST)
***Wait, shit, I actually have a lot more e-mails with him responding to me than I had initially remembered. Huh. I'll try and find a place for those too. [[User:Evang7|Evang7]] 07:50, 27 April 2009 (CEST)
****On further notice, it seems the first e-mail he replied to about Simonla is gone. Why the fuck would I delete that. I do have some further correspondence with me asking why the fuck he did that shit and instead just telling me that the Livejournal account made in his name was a fake, saying "Why would I call Anne Boleyn deaf?" and ignoring the more pressing matters of "WHY IS SIMONCHU A GIRL NOW". I also have e-mails where he explains why the Blake rape scene was removed. [[User:Evang7|Evang7]] 07:54, 27 April 2009 (CEST)
*****I'm curious as to why the hell Simonla was decided as the feminine of Simon? Was Simone or Simona too HIGH LEVEL a concept of that guy? The whole idea of Christian actually (mis)appropriating the character into his comics is hilarious though. Condolences on your future grandson REGINALD, however. [[User:Mall Conductor Bear|Mall Conductor Bear]] 09:05, 27 April 2009 (CEST)
******Oh god, you just made me realize that in CWCville I would be considered Simonla's father. GO SIMONLA! GO FORTH AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE, SEE THE INVISIBLE! 01:33, 28 April 2009 (CEST)
*******Simonla Rosechu yelling "I AM SIMONLA, LEADER OF THE SONICHURREN GANG! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?"... DOTH NOT WANTETH. DDDX -- [[User:Da Nuke|Da Nuke]] 06:57, 13 May 2009 (CEST)

==(More) To do==
Clean up the articles as there's more pictures than there is to text (in other words, get a gallery going), and also incorporate shit from the new CWCipedia articles. Looks like Chris is acknowledging Evan's threats of suing Chris over Simonchu/Simonla. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:23, 9 September 2009 (CEST)
*Thanks for cleaning this up, I've been meaning to do it myself but I'm a lazy fuck who wants to play Street Fighter all day. I need to tidy up my own page too because it's a fucking sloppy wall of text as it stands [[User:Evang7|Evang7]] 04:35, 10 September 2009 (CEST)

==Where's Simonchu?==
Episode 20 is over. Simonchu is kinda... not there. Wonder what would happen if Chris was called out on it? --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 03:15, 23 December 2009 (CET)
* If I had my guess, he'll probably brush it off and say that there was some sort of agreement not to put him in at the last minute or something. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 03:59, 23 December 2009 (CET)

==Quick to Replace==
[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/src/126650667058.png I am not surprised. I am not surprised at the least] --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 19:18, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

== Exploding Toilet Stolen? ==

*Was Simonla's death inspired by the Lethal Weapon movies or ripped out from one of them? I think the 1st one has the exploding toilet or the 2nd one. I saw a scene when I was younger though.--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 05:48, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
**I'm not sure if Chis stole it from them, but it's in lethal weapon 3, yeah.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:20, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
***actually it was from lethal weapon 2. it being lifted directly from the film is supported by the position of the voltorb, directly behind the toilet. Presumably when one (especially a child) thinks of a toilet bomb they think of a cherry bomb inside the bowl, but in lethal weapon 2 its on the floor behind it.[[User:Crunchler|Crunchler]] 21:09, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
****I think he got the idea from a simpsons episode in which homer references lethal weapon, i doubt chris saw any of the lethal weapon movies.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 22:27, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
*****In the simpsons ep homer says "before lethal weapon 2 i never thought there could be a bomb IN my toilet, now i check every time." if he had only seen it on the simpsons he would have put it in the toilet, not behind it.[[User:Crunchler|Crunchler]] 05:38, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
******Here's the video to the scene in question. And Crunchler is right, it did come from the 2nd film in the series: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3vgcB1jJn4 The Exploding Toilet scene (At the 7:37 mark) ] --[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 03:14, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
*******I also added the info on the "Death" section.--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 21:45, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
*I doubt he's ever seen the film itself, just knows of the scene. Like how many people know of the music in 2001 or the monoliths in it without every seeing the film. Plus, I doubt Chris would understand or like the film, it being pro Niggo and all.[[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 23:57, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

== An Egg ==
Issue 10, page 79, An Egg, looks like there will be more simonchu shennanigans, with sandy, "Evan Killed mommy" Magi-chan is badass once more . also simonchu is a terrorist aparently--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 07:04, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
*See "quick to replace" above. Of course, it was a contrived little bit of info to try and exploit a loophole in Evan's WrathTM, but it really might just piss him off and get the site DMCAed again. -- [[User:Mikhail Faulken|Mikhail Faulken]] 07:23, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

== I noticed similarities between Simonichu and some other character. ==

Doesn't look much like Simon from Tengen-thingy to me, rather a lot more like Megalon from ''Godzilla vs Megalon.''

http://members.fortunecity.com/tystates/megalon.jpg compared to http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Simonchu_by_Evang_y.png

Is this even noteworthy or am I just trying too hard? (though I see where the guy gets this Beedrill from.) Debate.

== I noticed similarities between Simonichu and some other character. ==

Doesn't look much like Simon from Tengen-thingy to me, rather a lot more like Megalon from ''Godzilla vs Megalon.''

http://members.fortunecity.com/tystates/megalon.jpg compared to http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Simonchu_by_Evang_y.png

Is this even noteworthy or am I just trying too hard? (though I see where the guy gets this Beedrill from.) Debate.

Talk:Simonla Rosechu

2010-07-04T06:00:09Z

No.: /* I noticed similarities between Simonichu and some other character. */ new section

Who the hell wrote that bit about Simonla being based on some anime character? They totally need to LURK MOAR. Anyways, this article needs the e-mail that Chris talked about developing Simonla (there's an e-mail correspondence with Evan, IIRC). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:37, 15 March 2009 (CET)

*Okay I admit it. That was me. I had read that somewhere. I'm so gosh durn lazy. I'm just like Chris.~[[User:gourmetpickle]]
**Oh, yeah, there were e-mails. I posted them proudly for all to see because he just told me "I reworked your character and put it in the new issue, it'll be out soon." Imagine my surprise to return to that thread after school and find Chris-chan did a little more than reworking. I will take screencaps of those e-mails and post them when it's not 2am [[User:Evang7|Evang7]] 07:47, 27 April 2009 (CEST)
***Wait, shit, I actually have a lot more e-mails with him responding to me than I had initially remembered. Huh. I'll try and find a place for those too. [[User:Evang7|Evang7]] 07:50, 27 April 2009 (CEST)
****On further notice, it seems the first e-mail he replied to about Simonla is gone. Why the fuck would I delete that. I do have some further correspondence with me asking why the fuck he did that shit and instead just telling me that the Livejournal account made in his name was a fake, saying "Why would I call Anne Boleyn deaf?" and ignoring the more pressing matters of "WHY IS SIMONCHU A GIRL NOW". I also have e-mails where he explains why the Blake rape scene was removed. [[User:Evang7|Evang7]] 07:54, 27 April 2009 (CEST)
*****I'm curious as to why the hell Simonla was decided as the feminine of Simon? Was Simone or Simona too HIGH LEVEL a concept of that guy? The whole idea of Christian actually (mis)appropriating the character into his comics is hilarious though. Condolences on your future grandson REGINALD, however. [[User:Mall Conductor Bear|Mall Conductor Bear]] 09:05, 27 April 2009 (CEST)
******Oh god, you just made me realize that in CWCville I would be considered Simonla's father. GO SIMONLA! GO FORTH AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE, SEE THE INVISIBLE! 01:33, 28 April 2009 (CEST)
*******Simonla Rosechu yelling "I AM SIMONLA, LEADER OF THE SONICHURREN GANG! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?"... DOTH NOT WANTETH. DDDX -- [[User:Da Nuke|Da Nuke]] 06:57, 13 May 2009 (CEST)

==(More) To do==
Clean up the articles as there's more pictures than there is to text (in other words, get a gallery going), and also incorporate shit from the new CWCipedia articles. Looks like Chris is acknowledging Evan's threats of suing Chris over Simonchu/Simonla. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:23, 9 September 2009 (CEST)
*Thanks for cleaning this up, I've been meaning to do it myself but I'm a lazy fuck who wants to play Street Fighter all day. I need to tidy up my own page too because it's a fucking sloppy wall of text as it stands [[User:Evang7|Evang7]] 04:35, 10 September 2009 (CEST)

==Where's Simonchu?==
Episode 20 is over. Simonchu is kinda... not there. Wonder what would happen if Chris was called out on it? --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 03:15, 23 December 2009 (CET)
* If I had my guess, he'll probably brush it off and say that there was some sort of agreement not to put him in at the last minute or something. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 03:59, 23 December 2009 (CET)

==Quick to Replace==
[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/src/126650667058.png I am not surprised. I am not surprised at the least] --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 19:18, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

== Exploding Toilet Stolen? ==

*Was Simonla's death inspired by the Lethal Weapon movies or ripped out from one of them? I think the 1st one has the exploding toilet or the 2nd one. I saw a scene when I was younger though.--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 05:48, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
**I'm not sure if Chis stole it from them, but it's in lethal weapon 3, yeah.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:20, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
***actually it was from lethal weapon 2. it being lifted directly from the film is supported by the position of the voltorb, directly behind the toilet. Presumably when one (especially a child) thinks of a toilet bomb they think of a cherry bomb inside the bowl, but in lethal weapon 2 its on the floor behind it.[[User:Crunchler|Crunchler]] 21:09, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
****I think he got the idea from a simpsons episode in which homer references lethal weapon, i doubt chris saw any of the lethal weapon movies.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 22:27, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
*****In the simpsons ep homer says "before lethal weapon 2 i never thought there could be a bomb IN my toilet, now i check every time." if he had only seen it on the simpsons he would have put it in the toilet, not behind it.[[User:Crunchler|Crunchler]] 05:38, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
******Here's the video to the scene in question. And Crunchler is right, it did come from the 2nd film in the series: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3vgcB1jJn4 The Exploding Toilet scene (At the 7:37 mark) ] --[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 03:14, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
*******I also added the info on the "Death" section.--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 21:45, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
*I doubt he's ever seen the film itself, just knows of the scene. Like how many people know of the music in 2001 or the monoliths in it without every seeing the film. Plus, I doubt Chris would understand or like the film, it being pro Niggo and all.[[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 23:57, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

== An Egg ==
Issue 10, page 79, An Egg, looks like there will be more simonchu shennanigans, with sandy, "Evan Killed mommy" Magi-chan is badass once more . also simonchu is a terrorist aparently--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 07:04, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
*See "quick to replace" above. Of course, it was a contrived little bit of info to try and exploit a loophole in Evan's WrathTM, but it really might just piss him off and get the site DMCAed again. -- [[User:Mikhail Faulken|Mikhail Faulken]] 07:23, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

== I noticed similarities between Simonichu and some other character. ==

Doesn't look much like Simon from Tengen-thingy to me, rather a lot more like Megalon from ''Godzilla vs Megalon.''

http://members.fortunecity.com/tystates/megalon.jpg compared to http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Simonchu_by_Evang_y.png

Is this even noteworthy or am I just trying too hard? (though I see where the guy gets this Beedrill from.) Debate.

Blanca Weiss

2010-07-04T05:49:21Z

No.: I think there should be a link to her DA account somewhere in this article.

[[Image:Blanka.jpg|thumb|right|Blanca IRL. Somehow Chris ignored the fact that someone with green skin could only be a troll.]]
[[Image:CWCletter.jpg|thumb|right|Letter enclosed with the Medallions, with Chris believing that Blanca was his TRUE and HONEST sweetheart.]]

{{quote|Blanca is real. I talked to her. Yeah, she called me. So, uh, as for the person who, uh, as for the jerk who, uh, posed with the ay... KawaiiKitsune name? If I knew who you were, I'd give you a kick in da bawls.|Chris on Blanca, [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|13 September 2008]]}}

{{quote|Rest assured she [Blanca] is not a troll, so nobody say otherwise. I have talked to her on webcam and video--and, uh, audio and have heard her voice over mic--over her microphone, to my speakers and headphones.|Chris on Blanca, [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|09 October 2008]]}}

'''Blanca Weiss''' ( a.k.a. '''KawaiiKitsune123''') was the identity assumed by [[trolls]] who posed as [[Chris]]'s [[sweetheart]] in order to get one thing: the [[Medallion of Fail]].

The group pulling the strings was a trio of [[YouTube]] trolls. Two of them, going by the handles RickyRicardo123 and Nurse Icky-chan, talked to Chris via IM and telephone respectively. The third, Ickeriss69, received the package containing the medallions (as well as the enclosed [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|love letter]]) and uploaded the videos of the Sonichu medallion being destroyed.

{{Infobox/Galpal
| name = Autistic
| video = {{#ev:youtube|O-TP2wCucZo}}
| Stardate = 20 October 2008
| Maker = [[Blanca]]
| Subject = [[Medallion of Fail]]
| Video Type = Troll
| Other Info = The first Sonichu medallion is destroyed on camera.
}}

Some argue that aside from the medallion destruction, the team behind the "real" Blanca (as opposed to [[Lordsillynipples]], who impersonated her after the original group had created the identity) did nothing except keep Chris to themselves, telling Chris to not make videos, stopping him from releasing content, etc.

Despite many people telling him Blanca is not real, and even after the medallion was destroyed on film, ''Chris still continued to believe Blanca was real.'' He later stated in the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]] that the people responsible for destroying the medallion simply lived near Blanca and intercepted the mail.

Since the destruction of the medallions, the three trolls have largely faded into obscurity.

The name Blanca Weiss is just a feminine version of the Spanish word for white (blanca) and the German word for white (weiss); Blanca Weiss is literally just white female, Chris's personal preference in sweethearts.

==FCTC==
The trio were good friends with several members of the Fried Chicken Trolling Crew (FCTC), a now-defunct trolling group known for trolling various individuals & groups on youtube. Some photos (read: nudes) were shown to the FCTC, who later posted the images onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] after posting the group's watermark onto them.

{{quote|there was internal bullshit with the Chris-Chan thing (Ricky, Blanca, and myself were pissed about the watermarks and the fact everything was released before the troll was done yet).|Ickeriss69}}

==Chris gets a clue==
In [[April 2010]], Chris published a page on the [[CWCipedia]] with a list of many of the women he has known in his life. Blanca is conspicuously absent from the list, but he mentions her briefly in the entry on [[Sarah Jackson]]. Of all the sweethearts he's met online, Blanca is apparently the only one that Chris has been able to successfully identify as a troll.

==The Many Faces of Blanca==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:BlancaFake01.jpg|The "original" Blanca, which Chris would base his depiction of Blanca in the comic.
Image:BlancaFake02.jpg|Another known image of "Blanca."
Image:SchuComic8P69.jpg|Blanca, depicted with her fan character [[Jiggliami]] as they discuss how Chris is stuck in the [[Time Void]], is based off this Aryan version of Blanca.
</gallery>
</center>

==Related Images==
<gallery>
Image:BWDA01-001.jpg|Blanca signs up for DeviantArt
Image:BWSkype01-001.jpg|...and Skype
Image:BWSkype01-002.jpg
</gallery>

==See also==
*[[Trolls]]
*[[Boyfriend-free girl]] 

==External links==
*[http://kawaiikitsune123.deviantart.com/ Blanca's DeviantArt account]

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[[Category:Sweethearts]]
[[Category:Trolls]]