https://sonichu.com/w/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=NoCaps 2026-05-09T19:17:15Z User contributions MediaWiki 1.37.6 https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:NoCaps&diff=296142 2022-07-28T22:06:39Z

<p>NoCaps: </p> <hr /> <div>==yuh==<br /> its me nocaps !!! i will edit the cwcki sometimes . my only actual contribution is adding a new shirt to [[Chris and fashion]]<br /> <br /> shit<br /> <br /> <br /> ==My Userboxes=={{collapsible|My userboxes|{{Hex-Box}}{{Virgin with rage}}{{LiquidChris}}{{PS2}}{{Britfag}}{{Observer}}{{Artfag}}{{Homo}}}}<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0&quot;&gt;[[Image:SonichuOriginal.jpg|150px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; top:0; right:0&quot;&gt;[[Image:SonichuOriginal.jpg|150px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; bottom:0; left:0&quot;&gt;[[Image:SonichuOriginal.jpg|150px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; top:0; left:0&quot;&gt;[[Image:SonichuOriginal.jpg|150px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; middle:0; bottom:0&quot;&gt;[[Image:SonichuOriginal.jpg|150px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; middle:0; top:0&quot;&gt;[[Image:SonichuOriginal.jpg|150px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; left:0; middle:0&quot;&gt;[[Image:SonichuOriginal.jpg|150px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; right:0; middle:0&quot;&gt;[[Image:SonichuOriginal.jpg|150px]]&lt;/div&gt;</div>

NoCaps https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:NoCaps&diff=296141 2022-07-28T22:06:02Z

<p>NoCaps: </p> <hr /> <div>==Who The Fuck AM I==<br /> its me nocaps !!! i will edit the cwcki sometimes . my only actual contribution is adding a new shirt to [[Chris and fashion]]<br /> <br /> uh fuckin .. wassup !! <br /> <br /> <br /> ==My Userboxes=={{collapsible|My userboxes|{{Hex-Box}}{{Virgin with rage}}{{LiquidChris}}{{PS2}}{{Britfag}}{{Observer}}{{Artfag}}{{Homo}}}}<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0&quot;&gt;[[Image:SonichuOriginal.jpg|150px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; top:0; right:0&quot;&gt;[[Image:SonichuOriginal.jpg|150px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; bottom:0; left:0&quot;&gt;[[Image:SonichuOriginal.jpg|150px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; top:0; left:0&quot;&gt;[[Image:SonichuOriginal.jpg|150px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; middle:0; bottom:0&quot;&gt;[[Image:SonichuOriginal.jpg|150px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; middle:0; top:0&quot;&gt;[[Image:SonichuOriginal.jpg|150px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; left:0; middle:0&quot;&gt;[[Image:SonichuOriginal.jpg|150px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; right:0; middle:0&quot;&gt;[[Image:SonichuOriginal.jpg|150px]]&lt;/div&gt;</div>

NoCaps https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCki&diff=280698 2022-01-31T21:58:51Z

<p>NoCaps: minor tweak to beginning</p> <hr /> <div>{{Articleofthenow}}<br /> ''This is the article for the wiki ''about'' Chris. For more information about the wiki written ''by'' Chris, please see [[CWCipedia]]''.<br /> <br /> [[Image:TypicalCWCkiPage.png|200px|thumb|What happens when CWCki gets [[Stress|STRESSED]].]]<br /> [[Image:Cwcki2009.JPG|200px|thumb|Popularity of the CWCki throughout the years.]]<br /> <br /> The '''CWCki''' (pronounced &quot;quick-ee&quot;) was created by [[Cogsdev]], as the [[ED]] page was getting far too large for people to take. It serves as the Internet's only wiki devoted to [[Christian Weston Chandler]], the infamous [[Autism|autistic]] manchild &lt;s&gt;and spambot&lt;/s&gt; gathering ground. As with any wiki, anyone can edit it, even YOU. Seriously though, if you're reading this, you are qualified and should be editing (just read [[Help:A Quick Guide to CWCki|this]] first). <br /> <br /> Until 20 December 2019, the CWCki’s motto was '''NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR'''. That motto was [[Talk:Main_Page#Removing &quot;WHERE_NO_SHIT_IS_TOO_MINOR!&quot; tagline|dropped]] in response to a substantial increase in people [[Unholy Quintet|trying]] to influence Chris for attention.<br /> <br /> ==History==<br /> [[Image:CWCkicopter.JPG|thumb|right|One of the many members of the CWCki team, on the hunt for more information regarding autistic manchildren.]]<br /> <br /> The CWCki came to life on 110mb, the land of shitty web servers that go down every damn day.<br /> Before the CWCki moved to sonichu.com, it had a history of outages caused by shit servers and counter-trolls. This is a history of the CWCki:<br /> * [[October 2008]]: 110mb shut down all its service for two entire weeks out of nowhere just to move to a different data center. <br /> * 25 [[January 2009]]: The CWCki's MediaWiki incarnation is founded.<br /> * [[August 2009]]: A [[White knight]] complained to 110mb and everything got shut down. Then a day or two later, it was back up again. <br /> * 13-18 [[September 2009]]: Due to maintenance, 110mb was closed. <br /> * 4 [[January 2010]]: Finally, after the 9001st outage, the CWCki moved to Cogsdev.org.<br /> * 26 [[June 2010]]: cogsdev.110mb.com is terminated from the server it was on.<br /> * 7 [[November 2010]]: The CWCki moves from Cogsdev.org to Sonichu.com having obtained the domain name.<br /> * 1 [[March 2016]]: [http://blog.areyouahuman.com/goodbye_playthru| Captcha Service] for the CWCki shuts down.<br /> * 21 [[August 2018]]: Registration for new users is disabled due to abuse from spambots. Registration will only occasionally open to those who ask the [[User:Canine|admin]] to join since then. <br /> * 2 [[November 2018]]: The CWCki moves to 1776 Hosting, owned by [[Null]].<br /> * 12 [[April 2019]]: The Captcha Service of the CWCki is back!<br /> * 2-12 [[July 2019]]: Due to 1776 Hosting being banned from its original datacenters, the CWCki went down as the servers physically relocated.<br /> * 29 [[June 2021]]-3 [[July 2021]]: The CWCki went down for several days (minus a brief return on 30 June) as a result of a DDoS attack against [[Kiwi Farms]].<br /> {{-}}<br /> <br /> ==Forum==<br /> {{main|CWCki Forums}}<br /> <br /> Originally, the CWCki had a forum called the [[CWCki Forums]], which was frequented by many of the wiki regulars and other people interested of all things Christorical. <br /> <br /> Previously hosted on Yuku, the forum was hosted on Forumer until 8 November 2012 when it was deleted off Forumer's servers. It had several relief forums until it had a permanent forum.<br /> <br /> With Chris's content drying up and other lolcows becoming popular, the CWCki Forums eventually reformed and rebranded into the [[Kiwi Farms]]. However, discussion of Chris continues there to date, and a subforum dedicated to Chris exists as part of the 'Lolcow Cults' section.<br /> <br /> ==Chris's opinion==<br /> {{quote|With that, I respectfully ask the webmaster of the Unapproved and Detested CWCki to remove ALL PAGES Classified under their &quot;[[Template:People|Christian Weston Chandler's Web Of Life]]&quot; and &quot;[[List of Chris's sweethearts|Sweethearts, heartsweets and gal-pals]]&quot; Categories. I give him until Midnight of Friday March 12, 2010, Eastern Standard Time, for the Webmaster of that CWCki to Remove ALL OF THOSE PAGES, [[Chris and his Ego|or there will be trouble upon that Person directly from Me]].|[[Chris]], after discovering the CWCki, 02:03, 11 [[March 2010]] (CET).}}<br /> <br /> The CWCki, like everything else on the [[Internet]] that criticizes him or depicts him unfavorably, is something that Chris hates. In the quote above Chris displays large amounts of his [[ego]] and as usual issues a [[death threat]]. Unfortunately for Chris, his demands did not go through. There are two reasons for this. First, his [[Clyde Cash|past track record with serious threats]] suggests that he [[stress|lacks the energy]] to put his ideas into action. Secondly, CWCkians are well aware of the solid legal standing of the website and will not cave to idle threats from autistic manchildren.<br /> <br /> In the wee hours of 14 March 2010, Chris updated his blog, taking credit for the alteration of [[The Wallflower]]'s page and demanding that the rest of the pages mentioned earlier follow suit on or before 31 March or there would be trouble. [[Pocket knife|He IS armed]]. However, in true Chris fashion, midnight of 31 March passed with Chris doing absolutely jack shit. As if anyone was surprised.<br /> <br /> On 2 April 2010, he tried to fulfill his threat, by making [[List of Chris's edits to the CWCki|3 minor edits]] under the name of [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar|GodofThunderGodofWar]], obviously forgetting that CWCki editors are not ''entirely'' unaware of Chris's recent favorites in video game field. His edits were reverted immediately and his user and user talk pages were bombarded with negative comments. The edits so far were mostly done to glorify him, and are not exactly the kind of hard-hitting bombastic protest CWCkians were expecting based on [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|Chris's previous assault on ED]]. It appears that this profoundly lame attack of his had bigger impact on him, because in 19 April 2010, he set up an article in CWCipedia to [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=The_Christian_Truth list his revised truths].<br /> {{quote|Because the Trolls and ALL such [[Chris and hypocrisy|Pig-Headed, Closed-Minded Idiots]] REFUSE to let me TELL them the Truth on THEIR websites with My Own Past Edits they have Undone, HERE is Where I Correct Some to Most of Their Pages filled with Half-Truths, Exaggerations and Lies.|Chris, glorious edit-warrior, having just suffered an epic defeat in the hands of an unjust wiki [[Manajerks|administration]].}}<br /> <br /> Chris's only response to the CWCki in this form was the article he made for the CWCipedia named [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts]]. In it, Chris supposedly &quot;set the record straight&quot; about all the women in his life listed on the CWCki who we had supposedly gotten our facts wrong about, telling us what actually happened, (because we all know that Chris is far less biased than the CWCki when it comes to the subject of his own life). Naturally, he listed [[Ivy|several]] [[PandaHalo|women]] on there who were actually confirmed trolls working for the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|people who run this very site]], thus proving that Chris's &quot;truths&quot; and &quot;corrections&quot; were really [[lies]] and mistakes all along.<br /> <br /> Chris would later come back to the CWCki under the name [[JenkinsJinkies]], a poor [[disguises|disguise]] that fooled no-one, but one which the administrators played along with for a laugh. After a few more minor [[List of Chris's edits to the CWCki|edits]], Chris eventually left the site again, as the administrators had fooled him into thinking he had been noticed by the higher-ups and let into the secret inner circle of the [[Trollin Train|trolling cabal]]. This is what eventually led to the [[The MovingFoward videos|PS3 destruction videos]].<br /> <br /> Following the [[28 October 2011|October 2011 Michael Snyder Bash-smash-ween]], Chris showed up as [[User:Christianchandler|Christianchandler]] to upload photographs of Snyder and The GAMe PLACe, and to accuse Snyder of being '''fat''', child-molesting and &quot;slender&quot; (bolding and sarcasm quotes his).<br /> As evidenced by a Facebook post of his, Chris seems to have come to understand that the CWCki exists purely to document information that is gathered about him, and plays no direct role in the trolling he experiences. He seems to have diverted his hatred to 4chan and 888chan, for reasons that remain unclear. He most likely is also thankful that his [[Scrapbook of Fail]] has survived in digital form after the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]]. That was, until [[January 2015]], when Chris posted a long tirade on Facebook, criticizing people who &quot;haze&quot; him on ED and the CWCki. Chris also stated on Facebook in [[December 2016]] that while the CWCki spreads the popularity of Sonichu, it apparently still defaces him in mal-mannered ways.<br /> <br /> Since [[2017]], Chris has taken a less harsh stance on the CWCki. In multiple instances on social media, he has used several CWCki articles as references, including the [[Son-chu]], [[Manchester High]], and the [[The End Games]] articles. However, in [[June 2019 social media posts#Chris wants to reconcile with Manchester High and the Cwcki's domain|a tweet]] from [[June 2019]], he demanded that the &quot;Sonichu.com&quot; domain name be changed to &quot;CWCki.com&quot; so he could use it for his own website.<br /> <br /> ==References by Chris==<br /> * [[Wallflower E-mails 3]] - Chris is made aware of the CWCki's existence by his [[gal pal]] who discovered the site and assumed it was created by Chris.<br /> * [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)]] - After seeing how well the CWCki documented all of his past relationships with women, Chris created this page to share [[Chris and reality|his side of the story]].<br /> * [[Jackie Chat 1]] - Chris gives [[Jackie]] specific examples of how he thinks the CWCki &quot;slanders&quot; him. <br /> * [[JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV]] - [[JenkinsJinkies]] pledges allegiance to [[Clyde Cash]] and the CWCki.<br /> * [[LittleBigPlanet]] - In [[February 2011]], Chris posted [http://lbp.me/v/w4vcbs a quote] on his LittleBigPlanet profile and demanded that it be added to the CWCki's front page. <br /> * [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] - In [[July 2011]], Chris warn his [[Tomgirl|gal-pals]] against the danger of CWCki and internet bullies<br /> * [[Calling Out]] - In [[August 2011]], Chris demands two trolls to remove their contributions or suffer the consequences.<br /> * [[Victory Rockout]] - Chris states (read: yells incoherently) that the CWCki is a &quot;damn lie&quot; and to never trust it. Apparently, if you wish to ask questions, [[Mailbag|ask him personally]] and he will answer with honesty.<br /> * [[Facebook#Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! &gt;8D|Facebook, 28 April 2012]] - in which Chris discovered the CWCki forum (link to it is admittedly hard to find on the main page, as you ''actually need to scroll down'') and launched a dastardly misinformation campaign of epic proportions. And it totally worked, according to Chris anyway!<br /> * [[October 2013 Facebook Posts]]- Along with many other things, Chris blames [[Megan]] for the creation of the CWCki.<br /> * [[January 2014 Facebook Posts]]- Mentions the CWCki along with [[4chan]].<br /> * [[June 2014]] - Chris tries to sell his [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing‎]] on [[eBay]]. He also told everyone to spend money on it instead of donating to the CWCki.<br /> *[[January 2015 Facebook posts#He Hasn't Forgotten Us!|January 2015 Facebook posts]] - Chris gets mad at the CWCki and ED for &quot;hazing&quot; him.<br /> *[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Take down the CWCki, or Not to take down the CWCki|December 2016 Facebook posts]]- After carefully considering the matter, Chris concludes that the CWCki should be taken down.<br /> * [[March 2017 Facebook Posts]]- Read the article on [[Son-Chu]], then set the record straight on his inspiration for it. He also posted a screenshot of the article to Facebook.<br /> *[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]]- Mentioned how [[The Classic]] is a Ralph Lauren shirt and tells viewers to put &quot;that into your Cwcki&quot;.<br /> *[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris wants to reconcile with Manchester High and the Cwcki's domain|June 2019 social media posts]]- In his tweet searching for forgiveness after his [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|high school graduation]], Chris digresses into whining how the Cwcki owns the Sonichu.com domain and wishes that it remains reserved for him until he relaunches his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|website]]. Also included is a screenshot from the Manchester High article.<br /> *[[January 2020 social media posts]] - Chris tweeted a screenshot of [[The End Games]] article while ranting about their lack of &quot;inclusivity&quot;.<br /> *[[June 2020 social media posts#Fantasy on exposing the trolls|June 2020 social media posts]] - Chris, [[Spirit possession#Sonichu|while roleplaying as Sonichu]], mentions the CWCki in a rant about the [[trolls]].<br /> *[[June 2021 social media posts#Young Chris|June 2021 social media posts]] - Chris tells the 'Christorians' that they're free to chronicle a bizarre series of tweets where he [[Spirit possession#Younger Chris|roleplays as his pre-name change self]].<br /> *[[July 2021 social media posts#Please update the CWCki|July 2021 social media posts]] - Chris tells the CWCki to update on the lyrics to [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme]] as they do not match his intended lines.<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[JenkinsJinkies]]<br /> *[[List of Chris's edits to the CWCki]]<br /> *[[CWCipedia]]<br /> *[[CWCki Forums]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:CWCki]]<br /> [[Category:Trolling]]<br /> [[Category:Websites]]<br /> [[Category:Things Chris hates]]</div>

NoCaps https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:NoCaps&diff=278996 2022-01-19T21:07:38Z

<p>NoCaps: </p> <hr /> <div>:oh boy, my very own talk page<br /> <br /> :wow nocaps is so cooL!!!!<br /> <br /> == wow a talk page ==<br /> <br /> so cool!</div>

NoCaps https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Medallions&diff=271721 2021-10-26T20:39:08Z

<p>NoCaps: Added link to Creepy Stare</p> <hr /> <div>{{DeadLinks}}<br /> {{Articleofthenow}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|And we're rubbing each others sides and backs with our hands, our mouths are busy, and after a moment, you take off your blouse, and I take off my shirt, optionally with the medallion on|[[Chris]], describing his [[sex]] fantasy to [[PandaHalo]]&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris_Sex_Logs#Two_Front_Teeth]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> {{quote|Never retiring the medallion, Ever.|[[Chris]], February 2020&lt;ref&gt;[[February 2020 social media posts]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:License.jpg|thumb|Oh yes, he fucking did.]]<br /> [[Image:ickeriss_medallions.jpg|thumb|Top to bottom: [[PS3|The Good]], [[Hex Bawx|the Bad]], [[Chris and art|the Ugly]]. Left to right: The decoy Sonichu medallion, the [[Jiggliami]] medallion, the Rosechu medallion, and the [[Blake]] medallion.]]<br /> <br /> The '''Medallions''' (also called &quot;'''Medals'''&quot; by [[Chris]]) were a result of Chris's infatuation with his original character [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. Due to the frequency of wearing his medallions in videos, photos and in public, it has become one of his more memorable characteristics along with his trademark [[Chris and fashion|striped shirt]].&lt;ref&gt;[[The OFFICIAL Sonichu &amp; Rosechu Blog]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;&quot;[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]&quot;&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[An Official Sonichu Update]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris Chan Update 9 October 2008]]&lt;/ref&gt; Although Chris's habit of wearing the medallion at fluctuated over the years, he still wears the medallion in public. He does not plan ever to retire it, despite its degrading condition.&lt;ref&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-6015357 Chris rebuffs suggestion to replace medallion, 15 February 2020]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Over the years, Chris has produced numerous medallions of his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] characters and previously produced them in larger numbers for purchase through [[eBay]]. All previous and current iterations have been made from [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Crayola fuckin' Model Magic and acrylic paint]], and the quality varies from medallion to medallion. <br /> <br /> In 2016, Chris made [[Christine Doll|a custom doll figure of himself]], based on a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' toy. He has been seen holding it up in videos and taking it out in public (visible from his purse), which suggests that the doll is a new spin on the medallion concept. More recently, Chris has often been seen wearing the medallion alongside his [[unicorn cosplay]] and [[Z-Ring]], most notably in a photo of him at [[Cville Pride]] published in the local newspaper ''Daily Progress'' in September 2017.<br /> <br /> __TOC__<br /> <br /> ==Origins and purpose==<br /> <br /> Though Chris previously could not recall when he first made the medallion, in [[August 2009]], Chris finally recalled the origins of the medallion.<br /> <br /> {{quote|Then Late [[2000]], I bought some {{w|Crayola}} Model Magic Clay, and I molded and crafted the First Original Sonichu Medallion that I wore around my neck with a makeshift chain (which I later replaced with a better necklace I bought from [[Anna|Pacific Sunwear]] at my [[Mall]]). Sadly, the First Original was mistrusted with a [[Blanca Weiss|feindish individual]] in [[2008]], I recrafted the Medal and continued on (The Necklace Still Holds ALL the History of the Medallions). THERE IS CURRENTLY ONLY ONE Original, True Sonichu Medallion, and it is NOT MADE FROM [[CChanSonichuCWC|PAPER]] cheaply, NOT MANUFACTURED IN A FACTORY from Plastic or Metal (yet); IT IS MADE FROM CRAYOLA MODLE MAGIC CLAY, with my Permanent Ink Signature, Copyright Note, Circle of Originality, and Two Custom Shrinkie-Dink Charms of Sonichu and an [[S-Chu Ball]].|Chris, on the [[CWCipedia]]&lt;ref name=&quot;Son cpedia&quot;&gt;[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> }}<br /> <br /> [[Image:0608-CWCIs22.jpg|thumb|200px|left|The earliest known photo of Chris with the medallion, from 24 February [[2004]], Chris's 22nd birthday. The medallion is in profile, with {{w|Shrinky Dinks}} hanging from its chain.]]<br /> [[Image:096-SonichuMedallion.jpg|thumb|200px|Like anything else Chris holds dear, it also comes in card form.]]<br /> <br /> &lt;!--[[File:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|thumb|An art project that may have provided inspiration.]]--&gt;<br /> <br /> Although not explicitly stated as inspiration, the Medallion of Fail is similar in concept to the medallions worn by the main characters in ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Underground]]'', which originally aired a year beforehand.<br /> <br /> Despite being allegedly created in March [[2000]], the earliest known photograph of Chris wearing a Sonichu medallion is from his twenty-second birthday, 24 February [[2004]]. In his &quot;[[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]&quot; video (20 December [[2004]]) he feels it necessary to explain what it is, suggesting that it is still a relatively new feature. <br /> <br /> In a [[Mumble]] chat on 10 [[February 2009]], Chris revealed the reason for the medallion and that is... because he wanted to. It's &quot;like a nametag&quot; for him.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 6|Mumble #6]]&lt;/ref&gt; In one of his [[ED]] edits, Chris says that his medallion &quot;identifies him for the [[autism|high-funcioning [''sic''] Autistic]] individual that he is.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;&lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;diff=1997315096&amp;oldid=1997314465] Chris ED edit, Revision as of 07:28, 10 November 2007&lt;/s&gt; (dead link as of Jun 2014)&lt;/ref&gt; And man, it sure does. It has also been speculated there could be other reasons for wearing his medallion, which range from simply thinking Sonichu is '''SERIOUS BUSINESS''', to being a portable anchor in our dangerous real world to [[CWCville]], his own happy world where he's always the hero who saves the day.<br /> <br /> Chris wrote on his [[MySpace]] profile in [[2008]] that he considers the medallion a signifier which makes him &quot;Very Easy to find in public&quot;&lt;ref name=&quot;myspace&quot;&gt;&quot;I am Very Easy to find in public; I usually wear my Sonichu Medallion.&quot; [[MySpace#July 2008]]&lt;/ref&gt;, suggesting that he may use the medallion as a kind of mobile [[attraction sign]]: a conversation piece to invite potential [[sweetheart]]s to ask about Sonichu, giving Chris an excuse to launch into a tirade about [[Chris and his ego|his famous creation which has made him]] [[True and Loyal Fanbase|beloved across the world]].<br /> <br /> Chris is somewhat aware that the medallions make him look like a crazy person: he reassured [[Kacey]] that he didn't wear one to his job interview at [[Target]] (of course, this interview almost certainly did not take place, but Chris was at least aware that wearing a yellow hedgehog's head around your neck is not socially normal).&lt;ref&gt;[[Kacey Call 21]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Each medallion is constructed from {{w|Crayola}} Fuckin' Model Magic, a non-toxic, easy-to-use modeling clay intended for small children. Chris wedges a keyring into the edge of each medallion, from which he can attach a chain to go around his neck. Sometimes he wears a {{w|Wilson Sporting Goods|Wilson}} wristband on top of it because, being autistic, he most likely has {{w|sensory defensiveness}}, which might render the sensation of the chain's links uncomfortable. Medallions are painted with acrylic paint in the color schemes of the characters they represent, with [[Chris and copyright|copyright information]] scrawled on the back. Additional detailing varies, but Chris is known to have applied {{w|Shrinky Dinks|Shrinky Dink}} charms to certain medallions as a form of authentication, to prevent counterfeiting.<br /> <br /> ==The Medallions==<br /> ===Sonichu Medallion===<br /> [[Image:0712-CWCCollGrad3.jpg|thumb|left|Yes, he even wore it to his [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]] graduation...]]<br /> [[Image:FushionRedone.jpg|thumb|Before [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]], it was believed that the Medallion of Fail would corrupt its possessor, turning him into an autistic manchild with a poor taste in [[Chris and fashion|fashion]].]]<br /> Chris's primary medal is his Sonichu medallion, which he has frequently worn for most of his adult life, aside from a good chunk the time between [[2010]] and [[2017]] where he wore it more sparingly. Chris has worn this pretty consistently since then, usually alongside a necklace adorned with [[magic stones]] befitting of [[Chris and religion|his pseudo-religious beliefs]].<br /> <br /> This medallion, of course, depicts Sonichu. Within the canon of Chris's [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], the medallion is the source of the [[Anchuent Prophecy|Anchuent Powers]] that allow Chris to assume his Electric Hedgehog alter ego, [[Chris-chan Sonichu]].<br /> <br /> As Chris explained to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in his [[The Sonichu Chronicles|business proposal]], his medallion gives him no special powers in real life.<br /> <br /> Chris has repeatedly claimed that, in order for a video to be TRUE and HONEST, it requires him to wear the medallion during its filming. In this manner, he attempted to cast doubt on the [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|videos he posted confessing his homosexuality]], since he was not wearing his medallion in that footage.<br /> <br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;all&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> ====Prototype====<br /> {{quote|He was also wearing a makeshift necklace that has a large plastic medallion in the shape of a Pokeman [sic] characters [sic] head. He also had a number of shrinky dink decorations attached to this necklace.|Psychiatrist describing the prototype Medallion of Fail.&lt;ref&gt;[[Autism_papers#MENTAL_STATUS_EXAM]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:094-SchuMedl.jpg|thumb|Earliest known version of the medallion.]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:190-chumedal.jpg|thumb|left|Computer rendering. This required over 9,000 hours in MS Paint, as well as an associate's degree in CAD/CAM.]]<br /> <br /> It appears that the very first medallion Chris created is the one seen to the right, which Chris was photographed wearing sporadically in [[2004]]. This design is definitely cruder than the others, with a pale yellow hue suggesting Chris was still learning how to properly apply color in this medium. This version is always seen on a metal chain, accompanied by Shrinky Dinks of a &quot;CWC&quot; logo, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the [[Chaotic Combo]].<br /> <br /> Chris wore this medallion as late as [[2004#May|May 2004]], when he brought it with him to the [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]] convention that year. He would also wear this medallion later in the year, when he received a [[Autism papers#Intake Survey|psychiatric survey]].<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;all&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> ====Mark 1 (and decoy)====<br /> [[Image:Chrischan_sonichu_medal.jpg|150px|thumb|left|'''Spoiler:''' He even wears it in his sex fantasies.]]<br /> [[Image:Decoy medallion.JPG|thumb|150px|The decoy medallion.]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:SpecialSymbols.jpg|150px|thumb|left|The SPECIAL SYMBOLS to identify the TRUE and HONEST medallion.]]<br /> [[Image:Terrifying by neodalion.jpg|150px|thumb|Chris's [[Creepy stare|supposed reaction]] to the destruction of his medallion (artist's depiction).]]<br /> <br /> By [[June 2005]] Chris had begun to wear what appeared to have been a new medallion. While Chris has claimed that the Sonichu medallion he sent to Blanca was the very first one he made,&lt;ref name=&quot;Son cpedia&quot; /&gt; Mark 1 is clearly different from the prototype in that its tufts of fur on the sides of Sonichu's face were less pronounced and that it had a better paint job. There are no Shrinky Dinks to go with it, and instead of a chain, it hangs from some sort of beaded necklace. The appearance of this version in pictures and videos seems to correspond with the introduction of Chris's red-and-blue striped shirts. This may be the medallion he was wearing in the [[So Need a Cute Girl|20 Dec 2004 video]]. It is definitely the medallion he wore to the [[2005]] Anime Mid-Atlantic convention.<br /> <br /> No one is sure how many medallions Chris wore between 2005 and [[2008]], but in all pictures, they appear roughly the same as this design. Sonichu's face has eyebrows in some photos and not in others, so either Chris was repainting the same medallion or making new ones. [[4chan]] and [[ED]] are filled with high-functioning [[autistic]]s who have pored over photographs identifying subtle differences in the medal's &quot;ears&quot; and &quot;cheeks&quot;, without arriving at a consensus. For the sake of clarity, this article will assume that this was Chris's only medallion during this period.<br /> <br /> In [[August 2008]], an anonymous commentator on 4chan's /v/ board offered a story and photograph suggesting that he had met Chris in real life and tricked him into giving the medallion to him. However, anon aspies all immediately analyzed the details of dozens of pictures and determined the &quot;stolen&quot; medallion to be a forgery. This conclusion was reaffirmed when Chris himself decided to post [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008|a video]] announcing that the medallion had never been stolen, defiantly claiming that nobody would take it from him. He also denied it in the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]].<br /> <br /> Chris claimed to have made multiple Sonichu medallions and that he would sometimes wear these decoys to frustrate attempts to steal the one true medallion. It would remain unclear whether he was bluffing until October [[2008]], when a team of [[troll]]s posing as [[Blanca Weiss]] tricked him into sending all of his medallions to them. The package they received contained no fewer than ''two'' yellow Sonichu medals: one with the special markings identifying it as the &quot;real&quot; one, and another with no markings. It may be assumed that these were the only two medallions he owned at that time. Neither of them was the prototype, however, and that one's fate is unclear.<br /> <br /> A video that showed the destruction of the medallion was eventually uploaded to [[YouTube]]. Chris responded by [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]]. Its remains are currently locked in a box somewhere at {{w|Miskatonic University}}. As for the decoy Sonichu medallion, it ultimately ended up in the possession of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]'s former owner/webmaster, Girlvinyl.<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;{{#ev:youtube|k3Jr2ZktVfI}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;all&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> ====Mark 2====<br /> [[Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|It identifies him for the high-functioning autistic individual that he is]]<br /> <br /> After sending the medallions to Blanca, and being told by Blanca that trolls had stolen them from &quot;her&quot;, Chris created a new Sonichu medallion with a slightly larger design. He posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|a video]] explaining that Blanca had recovered the original one and sent it back to him, and that he had modified it. This new medallion boasted a special peg on the reverse side which could be used to hold Chris's [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]], which somehow made it copy-protected.<br /> <br /> Assuming Chris did not create any backup medallions, this is the same one he wore while posing in [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]]'s underwear at the request of [[troll]]s posing as [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]]. During this same exchange, he later [[semen|ejaculated]] onto the medal. Shortly thereafter Chris posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|a new video]] in which he is visibly not wearing the medallion. It's unclear if he replaced this soiled medallion or if he cleaned it; in either case, he was wearing it (or a similar duplicate) again by 27 October.<br /> <br /> On 3 [[March 2009]], [[BlueSpike#Max|Max]] coerced Chris into cutting his medallion into pieces and shoving those pieces up his {{w|rectum}}. The idea of Chris literally inserting these chunks of ceramic into his rectum (and therefore risking anal tearing and sepsis) was highly controversial. Some have argued that he merely placed them between his buttcheeks (either in an attempt to deceive Max or out of ignorance of how to get them past his sphincter), but Chris himself has confirmed that he indeed inserted the shreds of the medallion into his ass and later on expelled them into the toilet.&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie E-mails 6]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris thinks that [[Bob Chandler|his father]] would &quot;have another heart attack&quot; if he knew the details.<br /> <br /> ====Mark 3====<br /> [[Image:New sonichu medallion.jpg|thumb|left|The first formal appearance of the Mark 3 medallion. It's like ''{{w|The Blair Witch Project}}'', but only a few seconds long and the entire budget (and then some) spent on the crap on the background]]<br /> [[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|Oh God, the taste...]]<br /> <br /> Although Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|claimed]] that he was making a new medallion, he didn't wear any medal in his [[YouTube]] videos between the 3 [[March 2009]] incident and his 1 [[July 2009]] videos. During this period he argued that his high school [[ring]] may be accepted as a symbol of his truthiness. However, since this statement was made without the medallion, this was false and Chris disproved himself.<br /> <br /> In photos released 17 [[April 2009]] of Chris in some [[butt garments]], the new medallion, Mark 3, is shown as Chris licks it in a sensuous fashion. The release of these images proved doubly hurtful for Chris, not only for showing him, a shell of a manchild, in diapers but even worse in that it confirmed that there is a new Medallion that can either be seized and/or shoved up his rectum.<br /> <br /> Despite the fact that he had made a new medallion, Chris was for some time reluctant to wear it in his videos, allegedly out of the fear that trolls would start a new campaign to seize the medallion and/or shove it up his rectum. <br /> <br /> On [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|22 May 2009]] this medallion made a surprise cameo in Christian's newest video. During the update, the video randomly cuts to the medallion hanging from the ceiling, only to cut back to Chris seconds afterward, presumably to add extra validity to the statements made in Chris's video.<br /> <br /> The [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009|1 July 2009]] videos mark the full return of the Medallion of Fail, as Chris wears the third medallion around his neck throughout both videos.<br /> <br /> As of 2011, the medallion was hanging on his wall, as seen in the [[Re-Calling Ahuvia]] video.<br /> <br /> For several months in [[2014]], it was speculated that this medallion was destroyed by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which broke out in Chris's house on 10 [[January 2014]]. However, photos from [[July 2014]] confirmed that it was spared destruction.<br /> <br /> The medallion was shattered when Chris accidentally dropped it on the floor at [[The End Games]] in April 2017.<br /> <br /> ====Mark 4 and beyond====<br /> [[File:VDAy shirt.jpeg|thumb|100|The filthy medallion in February 2020.]]<br /> <br /> The latest medallion, with numerous modifications made to it over the years (see Modified Medallion section below), has become increasingly discolored from late-2019 onward.<br /> <br /> Chris inadvertently revealed the reason in a [[Discord]] comment:<br /> <br /> {{quote|Celestial Key, Chrysoberyl, Medallion, and Lemurian Seed go into the shower and bed with me as well And combined with my Larimar Stone, I've personally met and made allies with the Goddess of Lemuria.|Chris on his collection of [[magic stones]].}}<br /> <br /> As Crayola Model Magic is porous when hardened, while Chris showers with it on, the medallion absorbs grime such as soap scum and skin cells. The surface of the Mark 4 medallion has also become increasingly uneven and discolored over time due to frequent contact with hot water.<br /> <br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;all&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Rosechu medallion===<br /> [[Image:Medallion Rosechu.jpg|thumb|left|A gift for his beloved sister-wife]]<br /> [[Image:Rosechu medallion.JPG|thumb|Close-up]]<br /> <br /> The [[Rosechu]] medallion is speculated to be the first one Chris fashioned after the Sonichu one. It was intended to be worn by Chris's future [[heartsweet]], the one who would be his true love and bear him his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|God-called daughter]]. Chris has never been seen wearing it himself. It was sent with the others to Blanca in October 2008. Only one Rosechu medallion existed, until Chris started making them for sale.<br /> <br /> The medallion was first revealed to the Internet in the pages of [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]], where Chris's [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|imaginary twin sister Crystal]] was introduced wearing it. In the comics Crystal possesses the same anchuent powers as Chris and the Rosechu medallion therefore allows her to become Crystalina Rosechu. That a real Rosechu medal existed was not learned until later, when Chris revealed it to [[PandaHalo]].<br /> <br /> In case it hadn't occurred to you yet: Chris did, in real life, make a medal to be awarded to the future mother of his children, and in his fantasy world he has affixed this same medal to the twin sister he created to explore what he would be like if he'd been born female. Freud would doubtlessly have some choice words to say about this.<br /> <br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;all&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Black Sonichu medallion===<br /> [[Image:Blachu Medallion.JPG|thumb|left|He's too angry to show his [[fangs]]]]<br /> [[Image:Black sonichu.JPG|thumb|Close-up]]<br /> <br /> Although Black Sonichu (now [[Blake]]) seems to have originally served as an analogue for [[Wes Iseli]],&lt;ref&gt;As seen in [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]] - [[:File:433-CWCSNHP9.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris uses the Black Sonichu medallion to represent his own dark side, as he admitted himself.&lt;ref&gt;[[IRC (16 October 2008)]]&lt;/ref&gt; The picture at the left speaks volumes about its significance; Chris seems to believe that if he scowls hard enough whilst wearing the evil medallion, then whoever he's angered at will be terrified into capitulation, such as when he wore it in a [[CWC is Angry|video]] aimed at [[Adam Stackhouse]].<br /> <br /> The [[Anchuent Prophecy]] in the comics foretells that the Black Sonichu medallion would be created as a dark reflection of the original, yellow Sonichu medallion Chris wears. Beginning with [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] began wearing the dark medal and acting as Christian's evil twin, following the urges Chris himself keeps bottled up inside him. Like Christian, Naitsirhc summons powers from his medallion to become [[Reldnahc Ha-Taque]].<br /> <br /> Naitsirhc's medallion notwithstanding, Black Sonichu's role as the symbol of pure evil has softened in recent years as Chris has allowed the character to soften and fall in love with [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. As such the actual Black Sonichu medallion was rarely seen until it was sent to Blanca in October [[2008]].<br /> {{Clear}}<br /> <br /> ===Jiggliami medallion===<br /> [[Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Front_Scan.jpg|thumb|left|Baka Dana Watashi!]]<br /> [[Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Back_Scan.jpg|thumb|Back of the medallion.]]<br /> Despite the purpose of the Rosechu medallion, Chris was so in love with Blanca that he created a brand-new medallion for her to wear based on Blanca's original character [[Jiggliami]]. This medallion was sent along with the others to Blanca in October 2008. Blanca was depicted wearing this medallion in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] and [[Sonichu 8|#8]]. It was sent to the now-former admin of the [[/cwc/]] imageboard and currently resides in a holding facility somewhere in California.<br /> <br /> It is the simplest of the medallions, being a plain circle with no three-dimensional pieces. Consequently, it's probably the least hideous of the medallions, as Chris has limited the number of ways he can fail by giving himself less work to do.<br /> {{Clear}}<br /> <br /> ===Asperchu Medallion===<br /> [[Image:As.PNG|thumb|left|The Medallion of Win in all its glory.]] <br /> In [[Magical Man Potion|one video]], Chris's [[Magical Man|mysterious friend]] is seen sporting an odd medallion. In [[02 March 2010|another video]] a few days later, the medallion was confirmed to be one of [[Asperchu]]. Apparently, it was crafted by [[Alec Benson Leary]] and given to Chris as a symbol of goodwill. In that video, Chris is pained to have the medallion around and hung it up on his wall. The medal still hung on Chris's wall until the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]] of January 2014, covered by the box Alec sent it in so Chris wouldn't get stressed by having to look at it. The box was seen hanging open in the [[Tomgirl Pictures]]: what this means is best not thought about. Chris wears the medallion while impersonating Alec Benson Leary in his video [[100 2270]].<br /> <br /> On 2 [[August 2014]] Chris confirmed that this medallion has been destroyed by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which broke out in his house on 10 [[January 2014]].&lt;ref&gt;[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Fan items lost in the fire]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ===Modified Medallion===<br /> [[File:MAGfest stuff2.jpg|thumb|200px|Modified to include elements from Sonichite and ''Neptunia''.]]<br /> <br /> Chris upgraded his medallion in June 2017 to include [[Sonichite]], by placing a painted sticker on the back of it, channeling [[Pokémon]]'s Mega Stone power-up item.<br /> <br /> In January 2018, he altered it again, this time to include a Share Crystal, fashioned from a Purple Rupee he had bought at [[MAGfest]].&lt;ref&gt;[[January 2018 tweets]]&lt;/ref&gt; Share Crystals are an integral part of [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'s lore, representing faith in CPU goddesses and allowing them to recharge. Chris had made &quot;Share your shares&quot; a frequent rallying cry when he discovered the game.&lt;ref&gt;[[November 2017 Facebook posts]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Magic stones===<br /> {{see also|Magic stones}}<br /> <br /> [[File:CWCmay2020.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris wearing his [[magic stones]] along with the medallion.]]<br /> [[File:24 03 20 Back of medallion.jpg|thumb|left|Magic stone on the back of the medallion]]<br /> [[Emily]] noted that around summer 2019, Chris was wearing a pouch of rocks around his neck in addition to the medallion, believing the rocks to have mystical powers&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5107905&lt;/ref&gt;.<br /> [[File:September28TwitterMedallion2.jpg|thumb|Damaged medallion in 2020]]<br /> {{quote|Once he told me his neck hurts and when I told him it was probably because of his rocks he gave me the [[Creepy stare|1000 yard stare]] and I could tell his brain was malfunctioning for a response.|Emily}}<br /> <br /> Chris later purchased a set of containers for the stones to hang alongside his medallion.<br /> <br /> {{Clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Obtaining medallions==<br /> [[Image:Abused cat.jpg|thumb|Poor kitty...]]<br /> <br /> Since the discovery of Chris on [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], it had been understood among trolls that the Sonichu medallion was Chris's most cherished possession and that he would cry like a bitch if it were ever taken from him, making its capture a prime objective. This proved only partially true when it was inevitably stolen. Chris does not seem to have a special attachment to any one particular medallion, but merely the requirement that he must wear one at all times. Further, all successful efforts to eliminate the medallions have resulted in relatively little outrage; Chris is always more concerned with his Internet girlfriends being fake than he is over losing his property because of them. Currently, there is only one medallion that has not been obtained by trolls, shoved up Chris's ass, or otherwise destroyed.<br /> <br /> ===Medallions obtained by [[Blanca Weiss]]=== <br /> *Sonichu v.1<br /> *Sonichu Decoy<br /> *Rosechu<br /> *Black Sonichu<br /> *Jiggliami<br /> <br /> ===Destroyed by Chris===<br /> *Sonichu v.2 (under duress)<br /> *Sonichu v.3 (by accident)<br /> <br /> ===Destroyed in the 14BC Fire===<br /> *Asperchu<br /> <br /> ==Hiatus and the return==<br /> [[File:PickingUpLesbiansAtTheEndGames.jpeg|thumb|200px|Old habits die hard.]]<br /> <br /> Chris began to move away from his medallions in [[2010]]. He wore one on 6 [[September 2010]] in [[Haters gonna hate.mov]], and again in a photo dated 11 [[November 2010]] (leaked on 13 [[May 2012]]). After that, Chris was not photographed wearing the medallion in either public or private settings for nearly four years. This abandonment coincided with his adoption of [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]] attire; the medallion apparently did not fit his new image, though he eventually returned to wearing it. <br /> <br /> Even while Chris had given up wearing the medallion, it still constituted an important part of his identity. In [[November 2012]], Chris made a Kreo (off-brand [[Lego]] sets made by [[Transformers|Hasbro]]) edition of himself wearing a tiny paper medallion for his [[Facebook]] image, suggesting that Chris hadn't totally given up on [[Sonichu_(comic)|Sonichu]]. The figure showed up again on his Facebook page in mid-2014, this time with a female friend (soon to be revealed as a new [[Catherine|sweetheart]]) wearing a Rosechu medallion.<br /> <br /> In [[July 2014]], Chris sold several [[Autographed Photos|autographed photos of himself]] on [[eBay]], and some buyers requested that he wear the Sonichu medallion. As noted previously in this article, it was speculated that the third Sonichu medallion had been consumed by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which broke out in his house on 10 [[January 2014]]. The photos which they received confirmed that the Sonichu v.3 medallion had indeed survived the fire,&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Received_autographed_photos_-_5_Jul_2014.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Chris with medallion - July 2014.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt; but Chris later confirmed that the Asperchu medallion had been destroyed in the flames.&lt;ref&gt;[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Fan items lost in the fire|2 August 2014 Facebook post]].&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> In October 2015, Chris was spotted in public, at [[The End Games]] card shop, wearing the Medallion. He was also wearing it at [[Cville Pride]] a year later. Interestingly, Chris seems to now exclusively wear the medallion in public, despite no longer wearing it in his videos. This trend lends credence to Chris's previous statement that he wears the medallion so that [[Boyfriend-free girl|friends and well-wishers]] can identify him in public&lt;ref name=&quot;myspace&quot;/&gt;.<br /> <br /> To promote his $12,000 eBay auction for [[The Classic]] in [[April 2017]], Chris donned the medallion on video once more in [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]]. He wore it to events that year, such as [[UVA Remembers Pulse]] and [[BronyCon]].<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:133696094632.jpg|Appearance from 11 [[November 2010]].<br /> File:Chris Lego.jpg|YOUR MEDAL IS MADE OUT OF '''PAPER'''!<br /> File:HOW MANY GENDERS ARE THERE.png|In 2016.<br /> File:Chris posing with S-chu Ball, Nov 2017.jpg ‎|In 2017.<br /> File:Our signatures00001.png|Barb and Chris in March 2018, the former wearing the [[$400 gold necklace]] and the latter the medallion.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==The medallion goes mass-market==<br /> [[File:Chris with medallion - July 2014.jpg|thumb|right|The medallion's return in 2014.]]<br /> [[File:Medallion making framework.jpg|thumb|200px|Medallion blueprint]]<br /> ===Overview===<br /> On 12 September 2014, Chris announced on his [[September 2014 Facebook Posts|Facebook]] page that he would be making and selling replica medallions on [[eBay]] for $30 each. He expressed a willingness to make not only Sonichu and Rosechu medals, but also &quot;most any of the rest of the characters, or a custom of your choosing.&quot; His first listing of 55 sold out quickly, and he was forced to relist it. By the time sales were temporarily halted on December 6, he had succeeded in selling at least 114. He re-listed 30 medallions in February 2015, and these too quickly sold out. In June 2015, 16 more medallions appeared on his eBay account, also selling out within a day. Photos indicated that he had extended the run of medallions to 300. In July he sold a few medallion/[[Amiibo]] bundle sets, and in August listed 20 more standalone medallions. Chris likely used a stencil to shape pieces of [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC]] into the medallion, as evidenced by the scuff marks on the &quot;blueprints&quot;. Aside from use as a stencil, it has no other purposes [[CADD|without labels or measurements]].<br /> <br /> ===eBay Description===<br /> {{quotebox|<br /> Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh molded, coloured and certified medallion of Sonichu, Rosechu, most any of the rest of the characters, or a custom of your choosing. It WILL be shipped in a sealed wrap marked &quot;Fragile&quot;. My signature will be written on the backs if each medallion. A Personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included and a medallion will be attached to its back. NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist.<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;**&lt;/nowiki&gt;Disclaimer: When ordering a medallion, or more than one, please specify which you would like: Sonichu or Rosechu. A medallion of the other cannon main characters may be requested for your purchase. Your own fan Sonichu or Rosechu character(s) version may also be requested and suggested. Should I find the suggested outside character offensive, I shall inform you and accept another suggestion or default to the Prime Sonichu or Rosechu character(s) for your order; I am usually easy on accepting of custom requests at first. The rings inserted into the medallions are smaller than a typical keychain ring. And the necklace for them will be set-length blue leather straps, tied at the ring, for best fit around most head and neck sizes. The flower on the photographed Rosechu medallion is not included by default; if you would like a flower added onto your Rosechu medallion, you may request it in your message at the time of, or following, your purchase. Also, please allow up to two weeks for creation of each medallion, and should any delays come up, I will inform you via eBay Private Message Individually, or make a public post on my Facebook page. And Final individual molding creation may or will vary or differ from those in the above photographs.<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;**&lt;/nowiki&gt;Take Heart and UNDERSTAND!!! There will NOT be ANY altercations made to the medallions AT ALL. The medallion(s) WILL be mailed via USPS First Class and Expedited with Delivery Confirmation and a Tracking Number and marked &quot;Fragile; Handle With Care&quot;. I have NO obligation to make any personal appearances upon my own personal risk.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> For the July 2015 relisting, he added the following paragraph to this description. He did not, however, alter the description to reflect his supposed name change to Christine.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|<br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;**&lt;/nowiki&gt;NOTE, July 7, 2015: I have already molded, painted, certified and boxed individually, Sonichu Medallions equal to the maximum quantity available that I have listed right here, right now. So, everyone who requests Sonichu will get their shipped as early as the following day. Custom Orders are still an option, as described in the description, but still Please Allow up to Two Weeks for individual creation and shipment. Thank you.}}<br /> <br /> Chris posted images of Sonichu and Rosechu medallion samples and the manufacturing components.<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Medallions 1.JPG<br /> File:Medallions 2.JPG<br /> File:Medallions 3.JPG<br /> File:Medallions 4.JPG<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===eBay Questions and Answers===<br /> {{email|<br /> Hi Christian! I have bought an ALF drawing from you and I want to know if I can have a medallion made for a Christmas present. Are you able to do one of Mega Man? Or of Alpha 5 from the Power Rangers? Please let me know!<br /> }}<br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Yes, I can do both medals like that.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Hey there, I'm still trying to figure out which medallion I might want, but I was wondering if maybe it would be possible to request a Magi-chan or Punchy medallion? Or maybe since Halloween is coming up, is a Vamprosa possible as well? I would love that! Thanks in advance!!<br /> }}<br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Yes, any of those characters are most doable.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Is this a limited edition offer? Are the medallions engraves with serial numbers? Also i'm curious as to what quantity you can produce. I'm interested in purchasing whole sale and was wondering if you can produce 200 units which would be sold in my business.<br /> }}<br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Well, the numbers are written/engraved in the back of each medallion, and they each come with a personal matching Certificate of Authenticity. I personally hand craft the medallions with heart and soul. To make an order as large as 200, I would definitely require the total amount of $30 X 200 medals, upfront and sent to my PayPal account, which the email address to which can be found upon checking out from one of my listings, along with an email or eBay PM to inform me of such a large order.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Hello. The original medallions that you wore were made using Crayola Model Magic and acrylic paint. Are you using the same materials to make these nice items? Have a pleasant day.<br /> }}<br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Yes, I am using the same, but fresh, materials.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Is the item autographed with either marker or an engraving?<br /> }}<br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Permanent Ink Marker, and the Certificate will also have my personal Signature written onto it as well, but in RSVP Pentel Pen Ink.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> How big are these Medallions and how much do they weigh? I don't want to risk getting weird stares while I wear it if it's too bulky.<br /> }}<br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Weight: feels like a few ounces; definitely less than a pound.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> You say give you two weeks to make and ship our order. Does it really take you two weeks to make these? Or is this just an estimate? Also, how big are these, on average? I would like to wear mine all over, but if it's too [text missing]<br /> }}<br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Two weeks is an estimate, counting the time it would take to make a lot of them, depending on the total ordered quantity. They measure 3.5 inches X 3.5 inches square, and are a quarter inch thick, plus another quarter inch [text missing]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Can we request medallions of minor characters?<br /> }}<br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Yes<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Is it made out of Crayola Model Magic?<br /> }}<br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Yes.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Etsy Questions and Answers===<br /> A fan's particular requests for custom medallions in [[September 2015]] required a brief conversation:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|What is Robee's girlfriend's name and how did she meet her?}}<br /> <br /> Chris replied:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|That is still yet to be determined.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Im asking cuz I wanna order 4 custom medallions.<br /> <br /> 1 Of me<br /> <br /> 1 of Trunks from Dragonball GT (not Z or Super)<br /> <br /> 1 Of Robee<br /> <br /> and<br /> <br /> 1 of Robee's girlfriend<br /> <br /> itd be good to have a name and history to go with the face.<br /> <br /> its not Mimi is it?}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|It is definitely not Mimi. I will get back to you on Robee's sweetheart. And I can definitely fill that custom medallion order set you described. I will have your last order shipped out very soon. Thank you for your continued patronage.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|You're welcome! Does Robee have autism? What kind of stuff does she like to do in her spare time?}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Robee is Not autistic. In her spare time, she likes to be active, rather it's going out for a run, trying to meet the speed to make her own Zapping Booms (like her daddy), mingling and hanging out with her girl friends (her sweetheart is part of that friendship circle). Or spending time alone with her sweetheart, sharing secrets, having fun, and the private matters. She, Robee's Sweetheart, really enjoys the best of both the tribbing, the traditional, and the other things. Robee also enjoy playing the Wii Sports and Sonic/Mario Olympic games, writing out her thoughts in her diary, and self-reflecting and meditate. She is no stranger to a party either.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Does Robee turn into Ultra Sonichu or a woman scorned like Rosechu? Also, what Robee's reason behind becoming a tomgirl?}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|She is a Female Soul trapped in a male body, and she really likes doing nearly everything with style, flare, and functional-to-her dashin' fashion.}}<br /> [[File:Medallions.jpg|thumb|Sonichu sampler.]]<br /> ===Facebook Notices===<br /> As with other aspects of his eBay business, Chris frequently made relevant announcements on his Facebook page. The initial notice:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|12 September 2014<br /> I am starting on making the medals for sale. I have the materials to make them now.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Chris described the production process in detail in order to justify the two weeks he required to ship a medallion:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|25(?) September 2014<br /> I would like to announce that I am most grateful for y'all's business on the Medallions. And such.<br /> <br /> Also, just to let everyone know Why I estimate Two Weeks for creation of a medal or more....<br /> <br /> First, I have to be in the mood and mindset for creation as best as I am able, or otherwise not busy with life details or chores and errands. Then I have to Mold them according to my own specifications, including being able to fit into the 3.5&quot; square boxes with cotton puddings per box. Then they all have to air dry overnight. Then I paint the details, let that dry, and then use a permanent Ink find point marker to hand write my signature, (c), and production number. Followed by measuring the lengths of the neck straps from the longer leather strips, thread them through the rings of each medal as tie the two ends together. Then I print or photocopy the small square blank certificates, fill them each appropriately with their respective medal, and then laminate the certificates. And then there's the package wrapping, addressing And shipping them out at my local USPS Post Office. Around then, I would add the tracking numbers respectively as well.<br /> <br /> And with that, I am making my promise now that from the first week's order amount if over thirty medals, I will have them all ready to ship, and ship them all on Friday the 27th!<br /> <br /> Thank you all for your patronage and your patience. Have a good and safe day.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Chris was happy when the first run of the medallions sold out.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|1 October 2014<br /> My, My! The Medallion Listing ended with the last quantity number sold. No worries, people, I will have it relisted ASAP, when eBay refreshes my monthly Listing Allowance.<br /> <br /> In the meantime, everyone can still get a Medallion for Free with purchase of a Framed Piece, Commission with the Works, and a Colored Commission. And I will now offer a Two-For-One Special through the B&amp;W Listing; Free Medal with Purchase of a B&amp;W Commission, and y'all may request a Medallion in lieu of a Commission Drawing. That is like buying Two Medallions for 1 2/3 of the total price.<br /> <br /> I will extend the offer until when I am able to Relist the Medallions. I sincerely apologize for any inconveniences, and I thank you all for your understanding and patience.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===The Mr. Smith Situation===<br /> Among those who ordered a medallion from Chris was one Mr. Smith. There is some dispute concerning the origins of the conflict between Chris and Mr. Smith, and whether or not Mr. Smith's complaints were justified.&lt;ref&gt;http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-09-21-14-chris-promises-all-the-medallions-will-be-shipped-by-9-27.4991/page-4#post-349366&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-9-30-angry-eyed-sonichu-medallions.5107/page-10#post-361784&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;http://cwckiforums.com/threads/my-experience-with-christian-featuring-a-new-original-art-piece.5501/&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-9-27-14-chris-blames-the-victim.5070/page-12#post-357047&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> In [[September 2014]], Mr. Smith ordered a Sonichu medallion from Chris on eBay, who stated that it would take two weeks to ship. After two weeks passed, Mr. Smith, believing that the two-week period meant the medallion would be created and shipped during that time, contacted Chris, who stated he didn't make the medallion yet and lacked the money to ship it. This resulted in Mr. Smith filing a claim against him on 18 September, thereby freezing his PayPal account. Furious, Chris sent several angry messages to Mr. Smith pleading to lift the case.<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Your medal will be shipped tomorrow. PLEASE CLOSE YOUR CASE IMMEDIATELY; I NEED THE MONEY OUT OF THE LIMBO YOU HAVE FORCED IT INTO, SO I CAN SHIP IT AND THE REMAINDER!!! - jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Listen to me, Buster! I told you I needed up to two weeks for the creation of the medals in the Listing! And if there is a delay, I would let everyone know. See attached image for WHY I NEED THE TIME!<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Dear [omitted],<br /> <br /> In for you to get YOUR medal at all right now and Sooner is for you to Close Your Case and let me have the money back! You are being a Major Cyber-Bully and a God Damed Internet Troll right now! If you want to redeem yourself and be forgiven, you WILL give me the money Back in Closing your Case against me RIGHT NOW!!! PLEASE!!!<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Dear [omitted],<br /> <br /> You will get your medal, but I NEED THE MONEY, Please! Why are you being a damn Bully?!<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> At this point, Chris doxxed Mr. Smith on Facebook.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|26 September 2014<br /> PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT OPEN ANY EBAY CASES AGAINST ME!!! When someone does that, it forces the amount removed into Limbo from my PayPal, which risks pushing it into the Red, as when it is forced untie red, an OVERDRAFT FEE is charged against me, and when I have Negative Money in my PayPal Account, I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SHIP ANYTHING!!! Daniel, your medal has just been shipped, ad the other two people, yours and the current remainder will be shipped tomorrow, or NOT IF YOU DO NOT CLOSE YOUR CASES AGAISNT ME AND GIVE ME THE MONEY BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!<br /> <br /> Do Not Be So Damn Impatient and Greedy!!! God Dang It!!!}}<br /> <br /> To which he added:<br /> {{quotebox|<br /> Either tomorrow or on the First of October; depending if the two people ([omitted] closed his case; very much appreciated) close Their casses immediately or not! UGH!!!<br /> <br /> [Omitted] of Portland, Oregon, AKA: username: [omitted]. And [omitted] of Lashmeet, West Virginia, AKA: username: [omitted].<br /> <br /> Bullies! They're being Damn Bullies!!! Ugh!!!<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Mr. Smith was upset. At this point, the credibility of Smith's complaints became less important.<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Dear jesusguidesme2,<br /> <br /> ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?! You just posted my name and where I live on your Facebook. I know you deleted it but someone screenshotted it and showed it to me. Now I'm getting prank phone called. I'm reporting you to Ebay RIGHT NOW....<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Dear [omitted],<br /> <br /> I am very sorry about trolling you like that, I will have your medal shipped tomorrow, most definitely.<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Dear [omitted],<br /> <br /> Your medallion has been sent; you may check the Tracking Number; PLEASE Close Your Case Immediately.<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Dear jesusguidesme2,<br /> <br /> No. This is far from over. I spent an hour on the phone with Ebay last night and now they're getting involved with the investigation. I have proof that you did it and some people even want me to go to the cops with it.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Look, I am Really Sorry about that; I was under a lot of stress, and what I did was wrong. Please end this chaos. I do not want any trouble.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Dear jesusguidesme2,<br /> <br /> You're only saying that you're sorry because you're in trouble. You've not even attempted to make the situation up to me.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Chris tried to resolve the problem with a Facebook post.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|27 September 2014<br /> I DID make a comment where I named two people who opened cases against me, plummeting my PayPal account closer to the Red Again! I was under a LOT of Stress! The One Remaining who is refusing to Close his Case is causing me more grief and stress enough that could kill me with a heart attack or a stroke.<br /> <br /> Saying his and her names in the comment was very wrong of me, and I understand what I did was a Trolling-Stupid Act; that is Not Me, and [[Chris and remorse|I am Very, Truly Sorry]] for doing that. But I had deleted shortly after, and yet it wasn't quick enough for the REAL TROLLS AND CYBER-BULLIES to screen cap it and forcing it against me into even more stress and trouble!<br /> <br /> [[Chris and negotiation|Can't we just forgive and forget?]] Or are the lot of you soo corrupted, that you have lost all feeling in your hearts, and sold your own souls and self-beings to a form of a devil that keeps you all dragged down in front of your monitors day in and day out with only sole and pitiful purposes of needlessly torturing EVERYBODY ELSE, regardless of Innocent or Guilty or In-Between?<br /> <br /> Good Grief!!!<br /> <br /> --:( feeling drained.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Chris hoped this would resolve the issue, and sent two private messages to Mr. Smith:<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> I just made a public apology in full detail from my exhausted heart and soul on my Facebook. I am NOT RICH! My mother and I are just getting by as it is. You would gain nothing from me or my family in any court of law or whatever. [[Michael Snyder]] knows what I am talking about; he thought it would be a get-rich-quick scheme for him, but he was very wrong, and he had to go out of business of His [[The GAMe PLACe|Hobby PLace]] afterwards. You think about that.<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> And I will also add that you are torturing a [[Homos#Chris the lesbian|Lesbian and a Transgender]], as well as an [[Autism|Autistic Individual]]; the HRC and Autism Facilities would be very interested in hearing about my being abused by Your constant inaction, bullying on me and lack of cooperation of a heartfelt conclusion and settlement. Think about that a well.<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> This did not satisfy Mr. Smith.<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Dear jesusguidesme2,<br /> <br /> I don't care that you're gay and autistic. You intentionally tried to harm me and you're going to suffer the consequences.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> You Hurt Me First and worst by pushing my finances towards the Red with great risk of getting an Overdraft charged against me! This fight is needless and nonsense; what's done is done. I have most sincerely apologized, I shipped your Medal Out Today! Please Just Stop Attacking Me!<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> At this point Mr. Smith received a Sonichu medallion from Chris, but it came with an angry expression. The certificate was marred by black smudges. Mr. Smith complained that it was not what he had asked for. Chris summarized the dispute on Facebook:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|30 September 2014<br /> I want to make it publicly known to everyone that Mr. Smith (to hold his first name on identity sake) is being a further bully by making a false case against me. The Medallion I had sent him is a Sonichu Medallion, but because of how his actions against me made me feel and all, his Medallion has an Angry Expression, where the eyes' whites were painted orange, with a flame look on the irises, and a most Angry facial expression. He is claiming it to be a Blue something, possibly like the ONE Yawning Squirtle Medallion that was order by another (Female) customer.<br /> <br /> His case is very false, and I want the record to show that the Only Thing Blue about his medallion is the Neck Strap, just like most everyone else's medallions. The actual medal is of the same Sonichu face shape, but with the angry expression I have stated just now. Please make Mr. Smith stop Cyber-Bullying and Trolling Me with his constant hold on the $30 that is still very much in Limbo currently.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> A number of Chris's fans were concerned that the certificate was smudged because Chris had spit on it or worse. Chris reassured one fan:<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> I have never spit on anything I have shipped out. The only recent mishap was black paint being spilt onto a couple of blank certificates.<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Chris and Mr. Smith continued to argue via private messages.<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> You must be mistaken; your medallion is NOT BLUE at all. And I was very careful of sending you the right medallion, which in your case, because of how you made me feel, I gave the Sonichu face an enraged, angry expression. I do not do Refunds, because what I sell are Customized Items; they do not resell, period. I am under the impression you are just further bullying me for your own perspective of revenge. The decision is final. Good Day.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> I did not send you the wrong medallion, I PURPOSELY molded, Drew and colored it to [[Chris and anger|BE ANGRY at YOU]], for your constant stubborn attitude and Bullying. And you certainly are bucking up to be worthy of my own anger as well. Accurate Item; MADE CUSTOM JUST FOR YOU, [omitted]! Hmmpf!<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Mr. Smith still refused to lift his eBay case against Chris, and demanded satisfaction. Chris agreed to send a new, unadulterated medallion as well as a free commissioned drawing, which Mr. Smith requested to be a portrait of himself with Sonichu. <br /> <br /> The illustration, dated 13 October, turned out to be a mockery of Mr. Smith. While Mr. Smith had sent photos of himself to Chris for reference, Chris drew Mr. Smith with a &quot;troll face&quot;; depicted a bucket of ice about to topple onto his head; and drew Sonichu saying &quot;You just couldn't let up and be patient, could you, Mr. Smith?&quot; Chris also wrote on the drawing, &quot;YOU PUT ME ON A [[tugboat|SINKING SHIP]], KILLING MY FINANCES.&quot; <br /> <br /> Still unsatisfied and persisting with his eBay complaint, Mr. Smith demanded that Chris make a [[To Mr. Smith|video apology]]. Because Chris was not wearing his medallion while making this apology, Mr. Smith suspected that it was not True and Honest. Chris responded:<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> I am for real, and I do not have to wear my medallion to prove myself. I have done more than your money's worth for you. I am the real Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA. And you can best tell who I am from my Face. I am sick of kissing your pitiful ass. Now, you can kiss my [[un-clit|cooch]]!<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Ultimately, eBay decided to refund the $30 to Mr. Smith. In the end, he got the following loot for free:<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|&quot;Angry eyes&quot; Sonichu.<br /> File:Authentically autistic.JPG|The smeared certificate.<br /> File:Med 73 B.JPG|The second, unadulterated medallion.<br /> File:Chris's Commission to Mr. Smith (compressed).jpg|The commissioned drawing.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> Needless to say, Chris did not come out of this fiasco looking as good as he [[Chris and his ego|probably thought he did]].<br /> <br /> ===The Received Medallions===<br /> Recipients noted that the medallions were surprisingly lightweight. A number had parts broken off; Chris routinely included a note that these could be fixed with Krazy Glue. This note was hand-written at first, but eventually he created a typed version, complete with misspelling. Another common problem was that Chris placed medallions in boxes while they were still wet or before the clay had set, resulting in smearing and fading. Some had fingerprints, or arrived with disturbing foreign materials. In 2015, he began signing his name as &quot;Christine,&quot; but was too lazy to print up new certificates to reflect the name change.<br /> <br /> ===Outsourcing production===<br /> Around [[October 2017]], Chris said that he wanted to have people produce medallions for his Sonichu merchandise business.&lt;ref&gt;[[CLog Special - PATREON &amp; MORE]]&lt;/ref&gt; In [[CLog 10172017 - Medallion Making]], he demonstrated how to create a medallion.<br /> [[File:Sonichu medallion etsy dec 2020.jpg|thumb|The awful third party Praetor Medallion]]<br /> <br /> Chris's goal of working as little as possible in medallion production was achieved in [[December 2020]]. Chris revealed that he had successfully outsourced the creation of the Sonichu medallions to a group of [[enablers]] known as [[Praetor]]. Chris also stated that some of the profits would go directly to him, although the exact amount is unknown. Despite ostensibly being made by people who are not autistic (or at least not as retarded as Chris), these particular medallions somehow managed to look even worse than Chris's handiwork made with far less effort (even by Chris's standards).&lt;ref&gt;[[December 2020 social media posts]]&lt;/ref&gt; Regardless of shitty quality, the medallions sold out quickly- over 150 units were sold and dozens of glowing reviews were garnered.&lt;ref&gt;https://www.etsy.com/listing/904683630/official-chris-chan-sonichu-medallion&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> On 13 March 2021, Chris announced on [[Twitter]] that he would be selling &quot;limited run&quot; Golden Sonichu Medallions in collaboration with Praetor on his [[Etsy]] page.&lt;ref&gt;[[March 2021 social media posts#Golden Medallion]]&lt;/ref&gt; There were three medallions in production and were listed at $60 usd each. Those who purchased the medallions also had the ability to access Chris's private [[discord]] server and presumably talk to Chris himself. According to one buyer of a gold medallion, their messages were ignored and they never got into the server- but subpar customer service isn't too surprising all things considered.<br /> <br /> {{collapsible<br /> |Gallery of medallions, thus far<br /> |&lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> File:Med 12 B.jpg|Number 12, box.<br /> File:Med 12 C.jpg|Number 12, box.<br /> File:Med 12 D.jpg|Number 12, box.<br /> File:Med 12 A.jpg|Number 12, [[Yawning Squirtle]].<br /> File:Med 12 E.jpg|Number 12, back.<br /> File:Med 12 G.jpg|Chris's lack of knot tying know-how is evident.<br /> File:Med 13 A.jpg|Number 13, box.<br /> File:Med 13 B.jpg|Number 13, box.<br /> File:Sonchu.jpg|Number 13, front.<br /> File:Med 13 D.jpg|Number 13, back.<br /> File:Med 18 box.JPG|Number 19, EVIL BOX.<br /> File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|Number 19, Mr. Smith's medallion.<br /> File:Authentically autistic.JPG|Number 19, smeared certificate.<br /> File:Med 23.jpg|Number 23. Recipient said the nose fell off and the signature was illegible.<br /> File:Med 25 A.jpg|Number 25, elegantly displayed.<br /> File:Med 25 B.jpg|Number 25, close-up.<br /> File:Med 27 A.jpg|Number 27.<br /> File:Med 27 B.jpg|Number 27, certificate.<br /> File:Med 34.png|Number 34.<br /> File:Med 35.jpg|Number 35.<br /> File:Med Y.jpg|Number 38.<br /> File:Med 41 A.jpg|Number 41.<br /> File:Med 41 B.jpg|Number 41, back.<br /> File:Med 41 C.jpg|Number 41, certificate.<br /> File:Med 41 D.jpg|Number 41, &quot;Care and [[Chris and English|Maintainence]]&quot;.<br /> File:Med 41 E.jpg|Number 41, Chris is not very prompt (note the [[A-Logging|a-loggish]] comment).<br /> File:Med 41 G.jpg|Number 41's satisfied customer.<br /> File:Med 46 A.JPG|Number 46, box.<br /> File:Med 46 C.JPG|Number 46.<br /> File:Med 46 B.JPG|Number 46, back.<br /> File:Med 59 A.png|Number 59.<br /> File:Med 59 B.png|Number 59, back. [[Chris and art|Note the smearing]].<br /> File:Med 59 C.png|Number 59, certificate.<br /> File:Med 60 A.jpg|Number 60, box.<br /> File:Med 60 B.jpg|Number 60, box.<br /> File:Med 60 C.jpg|Number 60, the complete package.<br /> File:Med 60 D.jpg|Number 60, close-up.<br /> File:Med 60 E.jpg|Number 60, another picture.<br /> File:Med 60 F.jpg|Number 60, yet another view.<br /> File:Med 60 G.jpg|Number 60, certificate.<br /> File:Med 61 A.jpg|Number 61, box.<br /> File:Med 61 B.jpg|Number 61, box.<br /> File:Med 61 C.jpg|Number 61, as packaged. Recipient said it [[Axe|smelled bad]].<br /> File:Med 61 D.jpg|Number 61, [[Wild Sonichu]].<br /> File:Med 61 E.jpg|Number 61, back. Typical smearing.<br /> File:Med 61 F.jpg|Number 61, certificate, with paint smears.<br /> File:Med 61 G.jpg|Number 61, &quot;Care and Maintainence&quot;.<br /> File:Med 61 H.jpg|Number 61, fingerprints.<br /> File:Med 61 I.jpg|Number 61, hair.<br /> File:Med 62C.png|Number 62, box.<br /> File:Med 62A.png|Number 62 with certificate.<br /> File:Med 62B.png|Number 62's satisfied customer.<br /> File:Meds 64 &amp; 65 B.png|Numbers 64 and 65.<br /> File:Meds 64 &amp; 65 A.png|Numbers 64 and 65, back.<br /> File:Med 66 B.jpg|Number 66, certificate.<br /> File:Med 66 A.jpg|Number 66.<br /> File:Med Z.JPG|Number 68, Wild Sonichu.<br /> File:Med 69 C.jpg|Number 69, box.<br /> File:Med 69 D.jpg|Number 69. Box had &quot;[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|strange brownish stains]]&quot; on it.<br /> File:Med 69 A.jpg|Number 69, [[Robbie Sonichu]].<br /> File:Med 69 G.jpg|Number 69, back.<br /> File:Med 69 E.jpg|Number 69, the complete package.<br /> File:Med 69 F.jpg|Number 69. The nose fell off.<br /> File:Med 69 B.jpg|Number 69. Recipient identified this as &quot;[[Chris and health|a booger attached to a lock of hair]]&quot; found inside the box.<br /> File:Med 70.JPG|Number 70. The recipient requested that Chris sign it.<br /> File:Med 72 A.jpg|Number 72, box.<br /> File:Med 72 B.jpg|Number 72. &quot;([[Yu-Gi-Oh]]) Yuya's Pendant&quot;.<br /> File:Med 72 C.jpg|Number 72. The recipient gave Chris five options; this is the one he chose.<br /> File:Med 72 D.jpg|Number 72, artist's signature.<br /> File:Med 72 E.jpg|Number 72. &quot;Yuya's Pendant&quot;.<br /> File:Med 73 A.JPG|Number 73.<br /> File:Med 73 B.JPG|Number 73, close-up.<br /> File:Med 73 C.JPG|Number 73, certificate.<br /> File:Med 73 D.JPG|Number 73. The nose fell off this one too.<br /> File:Med 76 A.jpg|Number 76, [[Megagi La Skunk]].<br /> File:Med 76 C.jpg|Number 76, close-up.<br /> File:Med 76 D.jpg|Number 76, back.<br /> File:Med 76 B.jpg|Number 76, certificate.<br /> File:Med 76 E.jpg|Number 76 on display.<br /> File:Med 78&amp;79 C.png|Number 78, box.<br /> File:Med 78&amp;79 D.png|Number 78, box.<br /> File:Med 78&amp;79 B.png|Number 78.<br /> File:Med 78&amp;79 E.png|Number 79, box.<br /> File:Med 78&amp;79 A.png|Number 79. Plusa, the recipient's Sonichu original character.<br /> File:Med 78&amp;79 F.png|Numbers 78 &amp; 79, certificates.<br /> File:Med 80.jpg|Number 80, [[Chris-chan Sonichu]].<br /> File:Med 83 A.jpg|Number 83, box.<br /> File:Med 83 B.jpg|Number 83, &quot;Red&quot; Sonichu, apparently another original character.<br /> File:Med 83 C.jpg|Number 83, back.<br /> File:Med85.png|Number 85.<br /> File:Med 86 A.jpg|Number 86, box.<br /> File:Med 86 B.jpg|Number 86, opening the box.<br /> File:Med 86 C.jpg|Number 86, box.<br /> File:Med 86 D.jpg|Number 86. The ears were broken.<br /> File:Med 86 E.jpg|Number 86, certificate and ears.<br /> File:Med 86 F.jpg|Number 86, back.<br /> File:Med 86 G.jpg|Number 86, more questionable knotting.<br /> File:114 1.jpg|Number 114, box.<br /> File:114 2.jpg|Number 114, mailing address.<br /> File:114 3.jpg|Number 114. &quot;Please Leave Positive Feedback.&quot;<br /> File:114 4.jpg|Number 114, certificate.<br /> File:114 5.jpg|Number 114, Rosechu.<br /> File:114 6.jpg|Number 114, with METAL.<br /> File:Med 123.png|Number 123.<br /> File:Med126.jpg|Number 126.<br /> File:Med 139A.jpg|Number 139.<br /> File:Med 139D.jpg|Number 139 being utilized.<br /> File:Med 139B.jpg|Number 139, certificate.<br /> File:Med 139C.jpg|Number 139, signed as &quot;Christine.&quot;<br /> File:Med 140J.jpg|Number 140, package.<br /> File:Med 140A.jpg|Number 140, box.<br /> File:Med 140B.jpg|Number 140.<br /> File:Med 140E.jpg|Number 140, another view.<br /> File:Med 140F.jpg|Number 140, back.<br /> File:Med 140G.jpg|Number 140, certificate.<br /> File:Med 140K.jpg|Number 140, with real art.<br /> File:Med 140C.jpg|Illustration included with 140 to make up for international shipping.<br /> File:Med147B.jpg|Number 147, box.<br /> File:Med147E.jpg|Number 147, certificate.<br /> File:Med147C.jpg|Number 147, [[Sammy]].<br /> File:Med147D.jpg|Number 147, another view.<br /> File:Med 147A.jpg|Number 147, back.<br /> File:Med152A.jpg|Number 152, with [[pickles]].<br /> File:Med152B.jpg|Number 152, back.<br /> File:Med152C.jpg|Number 152, certificate.<br /> File:Medallion178.jpg|Number 178, owned by &quot;Kinisis Gaming.&quot;<br /> File:Sonichu medallion number 181.jpg|Number 181, from someone named &quot;Dcencia.&quot; <br /> File:Asperchu medallion.jpg|Number 182, [[Asperchu]] from someone named &quot;Jeatz Axl.&quot;<br /> File:Med 186 A.jpg|Number 186.<br /> File:Med 186 B.jpg|Number 186, as it arrived in its box.<br /> File:Med 186 C.jpg|Number 186, another view.<br /> File:Med 186 D.jpg|Number 186, box.<br /> File:Med 186 E.jpg|Number 186, certificate.<br /> File:Med 192A.jpg|Number 192.<br /> File:Med 192B.jpg|Number 192, back.<br /> File:Med 192C.jpg|Number 192, box and certificate.<br /> File:Med 192D.jpg|Number 192, instructions. Lots of hair.<br /> File:Magi-Chan Sonichu Medallion.jpg|Number 207, [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] owned by &quot;Dcencia.&quot;<br /> File:Chris-Chan Sonichu Medallion.jpg|Number 208, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] owned by &quot;Dcencia.&quot;<br /> File:HEILFART1.jpg|Number 209, the [[July 2015 Facebook Posts#The Hitler Medallion|Hitler Medallion]].<br /> File:HEILFART2.jpg|Number 209, back.<br /> File:Med 209A.jpg|Number 209, box and certificate.<br /> File:Med X C.jpg|Unknown number, Sonichu.<br /> File:Med X D.png|Certificate for previous medallion.<br /> File:Med X A.jpg|Box for previous.<br /> File:Med X B.jpg|Box for previous.<br /> File:Med instagram.jpg|Unknown number, posted on Instagram.<br /> File:JojoswoonMedallion.jpg|Another Sonichu from someone named &quot;Jojoswoon.&quot;<br /> File:Med Oney.png|Medallion belonging to Internet animator OneyNG&lt;ref&gt;[https://twitter.com/oneyng/status/549287362824781824 Twitter]&lt;/ref&gt;, co-creator of ''Hellbenders'' and friend of [[Sonichu the Animated Series|Spazkid]].<br /> File:Med divintrial.png|Twitter user &quot;divintrial&quot; with his medallion.<br /> File:Med cosplay.png|Cosplayer with authentic medallion.<br /> File:Cosplayer with Medallion.jpg|Presumably the same cosplayer having a blast.<br /> File:Medallion Customer.jpg|He can feel the cosmos.<br /> File:Medallion_251.jpg|A happy owner of 251. Couldn't ask for a better birthday gift.<br /> File:Med 254.jpg| Medallion 254. This one had hair in it.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;}}<br /> <br /> A few purchasers included videos:<br /> <br /> Number 23: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5HFzNUQREQ<br /> <br /> Number 25: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPfpZ6v5JK0<br /> <br /> Number 178: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dFXTUFM3RI<br /> <br /> Number 199: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP5HANhgZaU&amp;feature=youtu.be<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Amnyfest Ring]], another source of Chris's power<br /> *[[Christine Doll]]<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Relics of Fail}}<br /> {{BusinessList}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Arts and Crafts]]<br /> [[Category:Relics of Fail]]<br /> [[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]</div>

NoCaps https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:NoCaps&diff=271383 2021-10-23T01:17:26Z

<p>NoCaps: </p> <hr /> <div>==Who The Fuck AM I==<br /> its me nocaps !!! i will edit the cwcki sometimes . my only actual contribution is adding a new shirt to [[Chris and fashion]]<br /> <br /> uh fuckin .. wassup !! <br /> <br /> <br /> ==My Userboxes=={{collapsible|My userboxes|{{Hex-Box}}{{Virgin with rage}}{{LiquidChris}}{{PS2}}{{Britfag}}{{Observer}}{{Artfag}}{{Homo}}}}<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0&quot;&gt;[[Image:SonichuOriginal.jpg|150px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; top:0; right:0&quot;&gt;[[Image:SonichuOriginal.jpg|150px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; bottom:0; left:0&quot;&gt;[[Image:SonichuOriginal.jpg|150px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; top:0; left:0&quot;&gt;[[Image:SonichuOriginal.jpg|150px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; middle:0; bottom:0&quot;&gt;[[Image:SonichuOriginal.jpg|150px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; middle:0; top:0&quot;&gt;[[Image:SonichuOriginal.jpg|150px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; left:0; middle:0&quot;&gt;[[Image:SonichuOriginal.jpg|150px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; right:0; middle:0&quot;&gt;[[Image:SonichuOriginal.jpg|150px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> ==LOOK AT THOSE SONICHUS, GODDAMN==<br /> I hope you're enjoying the Sonichus that I've placed all over the screen.</div>

NoCaps https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jail_Letter_-_3_October_2021&diff=271279 2021-10-21T23:53:28Z

<p>NoCaps: Fixed a few grammatical errors cu\z bad grammor izs not gud on a wicky liek thiz one</p> <hr /> <div>{{Protip|This letter was in response to a group of people attempting to troll Chris in jail. ''Don't do this.''}}<br /> [[File:PmurtRally.jpg|thumb|&quot;Allah is a good God, yes, but even he has his imperfection, and concerns over his followers, and Nationality of Islam. He and I both know that Islam contains a total population that includes around 40% of Toxic Haters, Fakers, and Sinners within it. And the total Fallout and Conflicts within are certainly not too good.&quot;|375px]]<br /> Chris sent a '''letter from jail''' in response to a failed attempt to convert him to Islam by a [[ween]].&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/misc-jail-letters.102849/&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Being a ween induced trolling attempt, the results were not very interesting; apart from that Chris has now included [[Barb]] in the [[Messiah complex]]; referencing that part of the bible where Jesus rapes Emanuel every third day on top of a giant pile of animal faeces and hoarded garbage while Allah and the CPU goddesses watch. <br /> <br /> Chris also seems to be under the impression that Islam is a nation instead of a multi-ethnic religion spanning across the world; an idea [[brainwashed]] into Chris by the [[Idea Guys]] many years ago.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> ==Transcription==<br /> {{EnvelopeFront<br /> | sender = Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu<br /> | upperright = &lt;s&gt;FREE ISSUE&lt;/s&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> | address1 = c/o CVRJ&lt;br&gt;13021 James Madison Hwy<br /> | county = Orange, VA<br /> | zip = 22960-2807<br /> | date = 07 Oct '21<br /> | centerleft = [[File:JailLetter2NewCWCCross.jpeg|150px|center]]<br /> | center = Coupon 11 and peoples of&lt;br&gt;&quot;Project CWC Islam&quot;&lt;br&gt;███████2704<br /> | lower = ✶I am Fully Enlightened and Awakened✶<br /> }}<br /> {{quotebox|Greetings, coupon11 and all, October 3, 2021<br /> The last response I have received from thee was one that was most filled with bad vibes, yet I am not at all shaken. I tell you, once more, I Meditate a Lot, and I have connected with this and all Universes and Dimensions in this timeline, as well as the entire Multiverse, so I speak only greatest and ultimate Truths. Absolutely no [[List of Chris's Lies|lies]], illusions, [[Chris and reality|nor delusions at all]]. I genuinely know who and what I am deepest and fully. And not only am I the [[CPU Blue Heart|Goddess Blue Heart]] of the Commodore Consoles and the Nations of [[Cwcville]] and Old Comma, But I am also and mainly the Real Player One, the One Avatar, this Body is the One God Body, I am the full Reincarnation of none other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth, himself; [[Messiah complex|I am God]]. And my mom is Emanuel, GOD above Gods (including Allah) herself. And I often speak and work with All.of the other Gods and Goddesses. Allah is a good God, yes, but even he has his imperfection, and concerns over his followers, and Nationality of Islam. He and I both know that Islam contains a total population that includes around 40% of Toxic Haters, Fakers, and Sinners within it. And the total Fallout and Conflicts within are...➞}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|...certainly not too good. <br /> <br /> Rather thou wishes to believe or not, between both the Dimension Merge (which is completed; All that remains of [[Dimensions#1218|Universe 1218]] is the failing Earth, Period. Universe 1C-211987, and its Earth, is where All of the Non-Toxic Majority shall be Collectively Shifted to, and are at present with these events. I bring, personally, the Second Coming; and at present, weare at Malachi 3 and 4 of the Old Testament, Literally.<br /> <br /> I continue my hardest of work and efforts alongside and with Everyone between Both this Earth of 1218 and the Earth of 1C-211987. [[Meditation|Meditate]] Long, Deep, and Hard on that to confirm for yourselves. My body writes this with my telepathy, guiding its thoughts and hand with an ally Holy Flame soul maintaining it on my behalf.<br /> <br /> Alongside Allah, I Can save most to ALL of you of this &quot;Project&quot; of yours, But you need to be Open for ALL GODS in order for me to do so. The choice is yours.<br /> <br /> [Illustration of the Sonichu Cross.] Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart and Lord of All.}}<br /> <br /> ==Original Letter==<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:Letter3Page3.jpg|Front of the envelope<br /> Image:Letter3page2.jpg|Page 1<br /> Image:Letter3Page1.jpg|Page 2<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{FanChats}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Jail Letters]]</div>

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NoCaps https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Man_in_the_Pickle_Suit&diff=270977 2021-10-18T20:39:13Z

<p>NoCaps: Added A Message To Chris Chan's transcript. It needs some hyperlinks &amp; formatting though, so any help would be Greatly Appreciated.</p> <hr /> <div>{{Articleofthenow}}<br /> {{quote|The Pickle Man tricked me again.|Christian Weston Chandler&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{infobox<br /> | title = Pickle&amp;nbsp;Man<br /> | image = [[Image:Realpickle1.png|250px|center]]<br /> |header1 = Information<br /> |label1 = Name<br /> |data1 = Marvin&lt;br&gt;Harold?&lt;ref&gt;[[Kacey Call 24]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label4 = Gender<br /> |data4 = Male<br /> |label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]<br /> |data6 = White&lt;br&gt;[[Niggo|Black]]&lt;br&gt;[[Michael Snyder|Jew]]<br /> |label7 = Occupation<br /> |data7 = [[Troll]]&lt;br&gt;Owner of the [[CWCki]]<br /> |<br /> }}<br /> <br /> The '''Man in the [[Pickle]] Suit''' (now referred to as '''Marvin''' and sometimes referred to as the '''[[Niggos|Black]] Man in the Pickle Suit'''&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie Chat 3]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie Chat 6]]&lt;/ref&gt;) was the arch-nemesis of [[Chris]] whom he used to blame whenever he was tricked or conned. In [[2009]], the role of the Man in the Pickle Suit was adopted by Marvin, who is often referred to as the '''Jew in the Pickle Suit'''.<br /> <br /> The character was first created on 11 [[September 2008]] by a troll posing as [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]].&lt;ref&gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20080925054140/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan Web Archive - Chris Chan's Encyclopedia Dramatica]&lt;/ref&gt; Using a fake [[MySpace]] page, they claimed that Blanca was in fact a black transvestite in a pickle costume. This lead to Chris believing that the pictured Man in the Pickle Suit was in fact a real person. Because the persona was entirely fictional, the character quickly became anonymized by trolls, with multiple people operating under the name at once.<br /> <br /> Even though Chris turns basically [[Kick the Autistic|everyone that annoys him]] into a [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|villain]] in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]], the Man in the Pickle Suit has surprisingly been spared. The closest he got to featuring as an enemy was when [[Clyde Cash|&quot;Cly&quot;]] fought Chris using a &quot;pickle gun&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;[[Sonichu Special 1]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Origin==<br /> [[File:Picklemanorigins.png|left|250px|thumb|The original [[MySpace]] page.&lt;ref name=&quot;mysp&quot;&gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20080915053142/https://myspace.com/kawaiikitsune123 Web Archive - kawaiikitsune123]&lt;/ref&gt;]]{{quote|I don't know who that guy is and I don’t think I really would care to know.|[[Chris]] on the Man in the Pickle Suit - [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]]}}<br /> Midway through [[August 2008]], a troll on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] by the name of [[Lordsillynipples]] created a profile posing [[Blanca]] under the name &quot;kawaiikitsune123&quot;.&lt;ref name=&quot;mysp&quot;&gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20080915053142/https://myspace.com/kawaiikitsune123 Web Archive - kawaiikitsune123]&lt;/ref&gt; The troll successfully tricked Chris into believing he was speaking to the &quot;real&quot; Blanca, and solicited nudes of him wearing his mother's bra and underwear. On [[9/11|11 September 2008]], the troll revealed himself, leaking Chris' nudes onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and taunting Chris by stating they were a black pickle-suited transvestite.<br /> <br /> ==Jew in the Pickle Suit==<br /> [[File:Pickle surprise.jpg|thumb|Suspect]]<br /> While many operated under the moniker, by far the most notorious individual was the '''Jew in the Pickle Suit''', also known as '''Marvin'''. Although Marvin has long-since stopped operating under the Man in the Pickle Suit name, he is still active on [[Kiwi Farms]], and is the current owner of the [[CWCki]]. He played a significant role in dismantling both Chris' [[Night Star]] persona in 2017 and the [[Idea Guys]] in 2018.<br /> <br /> On 15 [[March 2009]], Marvin accompanied [[Robert Simmons V]] to his [[Church audio|visit]] to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|Christian's church]]. Four days later, he rescued [[Emily]] from [[Emily#Chris.27s_first_date|a horrific first date with Chris IRL]]. Whilst Emily and Chris were chatting it up and walking around the mall, Marvin emerged from the shadows dressed in a pickle suit, and began flirting with Emily. He ultimately won her over, stealing her from Chris, who stood dumbfounded, unable to cope with the defeat he had just suffered. <br /> <br /> In [[October 2009]], the Jew in the Pickle Suit established a [[YouTube]] account&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheNationofPickleMen#p/a/u/2/1cVdNCXTUB4]&lt;/ref&gt; that suggested he had come out of retirement one last time to deal a final, crushing blow upon the manchild. Despite his promise that Chris would never complete his [[Fuck Quest]], Chris ended up [[Mia Hamm|losing his virginity]] in 2012.<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = A Message to Chris Chan. From an old friend.<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|1cVdNCXTUB4}}<br /> | stardate = 23 [[April 2010]]<br /> | maker = I Am The Internet Pickle Man<br /> | subject = <br /> | type =<br /> }}<br /> ==Transcript ( needs better formatting &amp; hyperlinks if anyone could help) ==<br /> <br /> Marvin: It's been a long time, Chris...<br /> (pause)<br /> Marvin: I'll cut right to the chase. I'll tell you why I'm here.<br /> Marvin: You see, I've had enough. Everyone has had enough.<br /> Marvin: No more.. of you.. and your &quot;dates&quot;.. and your &quot;e-mails&quot;...<br /> Marvin: No more &quot;sweetheart searches&quot;.. No more nothing.<br /> Marvin: I'm here to put a stop to it. You see..<br /> Marvin: Your virginity is my business. And mine to control.<br /> Marvin: Not yours. Allow me to... clue you in on the plan I've had for a while now.<br /> Marvin: You see.. I went out at night into the streets of Virginia.<br /> Marvin: There, I found every prostitute and hooker I could find.. and do you know what I did??<br /> Marvin: I found each and every one of them, and I told them..<br /> (pause)<br /> Marvin: [[Secret Weapon | I have your mugshot.]] If you see this man, give him nothing. He deserves nothing.<br /> Marvin: You see, I spread these out. They know you before they even approach.<br /> Marvin: So you see, Chris... I have all the cards. And you're just going to have to play with whatever hand..<br /> Marvin: I deal to you.<br /> ==Selected videos==<br /> <br /> * 11 September 2008: [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008]] - Chris is first trolled by the Pickle Man.<br /> * 21 October 2008: [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]] - Chris [[stress|crashes into slumber]] after the Pickle Man breaks up his relationship with [[Blanca]].<br /> * 17 March 2010: [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]] - Chris accuses [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] of being a &quot;pickle-suited [[Niggos|nigger]]&quot;.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:Pickleslol.jpg|One artist's depiction of the Man in the Pickle Suit.<br /> Image:Black_man_in_pickle_suit.jpg|The Man in the Pickle Suit looking awesome.<br /> Image:MPSGotReal.jpg|That's no suit, Chris.<br /> Image:FC07.jpg|He is real. Very real.<br /> Image:Read This One.jpg|Anti-Pickle Man warning image included by Chris in an email.<br /> Image:TapestryPickleMan.jpg|The Man in the Pickle Suit is an ancient title passed on from one troll to another. In this lost scene from the Bayeux Tapestry, Geoffrey Weston the Feeble-Minded (a possible early ancestor to [[Daniel Weston]]) is tricked by &quot;The Man Donning the Pickled Cucumber Suit&quot;.<br /> Image:FightPickleman.jpg|The weeaboo version of the Man in the Pickle Suit.<br /> Image:CucumberMan.jpg|WHO IS THE CUCUMBER MAN?<br /> Image:Pickleportrait.jpg|MPS looking great, as usual.<br /> File:Pickleman.jpg|He is always watching.<br /> File:Black man in pickle suit (1).jpg|Response to the [[Sonic Boom Protests]].<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> ==External links==<br /> *[http://www.myspace.com/kawaiikitsune123 The Man in the Pickle Suit] on [[MySpace]]<br /> *[http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Man-in-the-Pickle-Suit/178569036183 The Man in the Pickle Suit] on [[Facebook]]<br /> *[http://https://twitter.com/hwinslow3 The Man in the Pickle Suit] on [[Twitter]]<br /> <br /> {{Trolls}}<br /> {{People}}<br /> [[Category:Trolls]]<br /> [[Category:Villains]]</div>

NoCaps https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:NoCaps&diff=270974 2021-10-18T17:58:09Z

<p>NoCaps: </p> <hr /> <div>==Who The Fuck AM I==<br /> its me nocaps !!! i will edit the cwcki sometimes . my only actual contribution is adding a new shirt to [[Chris and fashion]]<br /> <br /> uh fuckin .. wassup !! <br /> <br /> <br /> ==My Userboxes=={{collapsible|My userboxes|{{Hex-Box}}{{Virgin with rage}}{{LiquidChris}}{{PS2}}{{Britfag}}{{Observer}}{{Artfag}}{{Homo}}}}<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0&quot;&gt;[[Image:SonichuOriginal.jpg|150px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; top:0; right:0&quot;&gt;[[Image:SonichuOriginal.jpg|150px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; bottom:0; left:0&quot;&gt;[[Image:SonichuOriginal.jpg|150px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; top:0; left:0&quot;&gt;[[Image:SonichuOriginal.jpg|150px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; middle:0; bottom:0&quot;&gt;[[Image:SonichuOriginal.jpg|150px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; middle:0; top:0&quot;&gt;[[Image:SonichuOriginal.jpg|150px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; left:0; middle:0&quot;&gt;[[Image:SonichuOriginal.jpg|150px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> ==LOOK AT THOSE SONICHUS, GODDAMN==<br /> I hope you're enjoying the Sonichus that I've placed all over the screen.</div>

NoCaps https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Observer&diff=270845 2021-10-17T13:30:28Z

<p>NoCaps: Replaced He/She with actual gender neutral stuff cos why not.</p> <hr /> <div>{{userbox<br /> |box-border-col= #000<br /> |box-bg-col= #fff<br /> |id-bg-col= #fff<br /> |id-border-col= #fff<br /> |info-col= #000<br /> |info-bg-col= #fff<br /> |info-border-col = #fff<br /> |id= [[Image:Easy.png|50px|Observer]]<br /> |info= '''Observer'''&lt;br/&gt;This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.}}<br /> &lt;noinclude&gt;[[Category:Userboxes|{{PAGENAME}}]][[Category:Awards|{{PAGENAME}}]]&lt;/noinclude&gt;<br /> &lt;includeonly&gt;[[Category:CWCki Observers|{{PAGENAME}}]]&lt;/includeonly&gt;</div>

NoCaps https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:NoCaps&diff=270844 2021-10-17T13:28:37Z

<p>NoCaps: </p> <hr /> <div>its me nocaps !!! i will edit the cwcki sometimes . my only actual contribution is adding a new shirt to [[Chris and fashion]]<br /> <br /> uh fuckin .. wassup !! <br /> {{Britfag}}<br /> {{Observer}}<br /> {{Artfag}}<br /> {{Homo}}<br /> {{BoyfriendFreeGirl}}<br /> {{Hex-Box}}<br /> {{Virgin with rage}}<br /> {{LiquidChris}}<br /> {{PS2}}<br /> <br /> {| style=&quot;background:{{{background|{{{bg|#FCF5FF}}}}}}; border:1px solid {{{border|#B6A3BF}}}; border-top:8px solid {{{border_head|{{{head_bg|{{{border|#B6A3BF}}}}}}}}}; color:{{{color|#000}}}; width:100%; max-width:{{{width|618}}}px; margin:0 auto 16px;&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;vertical-align:top;&quot;<br /> | style=&quot;padding:5px;&quot; | {{#if:{{{img_border|}}}|&lt;div style=&quot;border:{{{img_border|}}}&quot;&gt;}}[[File:{{{image|Cwc_bald.png}}}|{{{img_width|90}}}px]]{{#if:{{{img_border|}}}|&lt;/div&gt;}}<br /> | style=&quot;padding:0 5px 0 1px; width:100%;&quot; |&lt;div style=&quot;font-size:1.25em; margin:0&quot;&gt;'''{{{title|Look at this image}}}'''&lt;/div&gt;<br /> ----<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;margin-bottom:0&quot;&gt;{{{text|Look at this image. Amazing, isn't it?}}}&lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0&quot;&gt;[[Image:Cwc_bald.png|100px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> [[File:Sonichu_-_Issue_0,_Cover.jpg]]</div>

NoCaps https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:NoCaps&diff=270781 2021-10-16T18:30:53Z

<p>NoCaps: </p> <hr /> <div>its me nocaps !!! i will edit the cwcki sometimes . my only actual contribution is adding a new shirt to [[Chris and fashion]]<br /> <br /> uh fuckin .. wassup !! <br /> {{Britfag}}<br /> {{Observer}}<br /> {{Artfag}}<br /> {{Homo}}<br /> {{BoyfriendFreeGirl}}<br /> {{Hex-Box}}<br /> {{Virgin with rage}}<br /> {{LiquidChris}}<br /> {{PS2}}<br /> <br /> {| style=&quot;background:{{{background|{{{bg|#FCF5FF}}}}}}; border:1px solid {{{border|#B6A3BF}}}; border-top:8px solid {{{border_head|{{{head_bg|{{{border|#B6A3BF}}}}}}}}}; color:{{{color|#000}}}; width:100%; max-width:{{{width|618}}}px; margin:0 auto 16px;&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;vertical-align:top;&quot;<br /> | style=&quot;padding:5px;&quot; | {{#if:{{{img_border|}}}|&lt;div style=&quot;border:{{{img_border|}}}&quot;&gt;}}[[File:{{{image|Cwc_bald.png}}}|{{{img_width|90}}}px]]{{#if:{{{img_border|}}}|&lt;/div&gt;}}<br /> | style=&quot;padding:0 5px 0 1px; width:100%;&quot; |&lt;div style=&quot;font-size:1.25em; margin:0&quot;&gt;'''{{{title|Look at this image}}}'''&lt;/div&gt;<br /> ----<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;margin-bottom:0&quot;&gt;{{{text|Look at this image. Amazing, isn't it?}}}&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> [[File:Sonichu_-_Issue_0,_Cover.jpg]]</div>

NoCaps https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:NoCaps&diff=270714 2021-10-16T13:21:36Z

<p>NoCaps: </p> <hr /> <div>its me nocaps !!! i will edit the cwcki sometimes . my only actual contribution is adding a new shirt to [[Chris and fashion]]<br /> <br /> uh fuckin .. wassup !! <br /> {{Britfag}}<br /> {{Artfag}}<br /> {{Homo}}<br /> {{BoyfriendFreeGirl}}<br /> {{Hex-Box}}<br /> {{Virgin with rage}}<br /> {{LiquidChris}}<br /> {{PS2}}<br /> <br /> {| style=&quot;background:{{{background|{{{bg|#FCF5FF}}}}}}; border:1px solid {{{border|#B6A3BF}}}; border-top:8px solid {{{border_head|{{{head_bg|{{{border|#B6A3BF}}}}}}}}}; color:{{{color|#000}}}; width:100%; max-width:{{{width|618}}}px; margin:0 auto 16px;&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;vertical-align:top;&quot;<br /> | style=&quot;padding:5px;&quot; | {{#if:{{{img_border|}}}|&lt;div style=&quot;border:{{{img_border|}}}&quot;&gt;}}[[File:{{{image|Cwc_bald.png}}}|{{{img_width|90}}}px]]{{#if:{{{img_border|}}}|&lt;/div&gt;}}<br /> | style=&quot;padding:0 5px 0 1px; width:100%;&quot; |&lt;div style=&quot;font-size:1.25em; margin:0&quot;&gt;'''{{{title|Look at this image}}}'''&lt;/div&gt;<br /> ----<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;margin-bottom:0&quot;&gt;{{{text|Look at this image. Amazing, isn't it?}}}&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> [[File:Sonichu_-_Issue_0,_Cover.jpg]]</div>

NoCaps https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_places_that_have_banned_Chris&diff=270637 2021-10-15T15:45:44Z

<p>NoCaps: /* Family houses */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Protip|Don't be a [[ween]] and contact store management to harass them over having Chris as a customer. Yes, [[The End Games#Management's perspective|people have sadly done that.]]}}<br /> {{quote|Bann has happened again.|[[Chris]], after being banned from [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] for the third time.&lt;ref&gt;[[CWCki_Forums#Bann_has_happened_again]]&lt;/ref&gt;}} <br /> <br /> [[File:Chris_gets_banned_minty.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction of Chris being banned.]]<br /> [[Image:BANHAMMER.png|thumb|The weapon of choice.]]<br /> <br /> Although he is (at least, physically) a grown adult, [[Chris]] is not above [[Chris and anger|throwing tantrums]] and generally being a nuisance in public places. Because of his obnoxious behavior, Chris has been either temporarily or permanently '''banned''' from many places, physical or not. Following his [[incest]] charges, it is expected that this list is going to get much, much longer.<br /> <br /> ==Shops==<br /> ===The GAMe PLACe===<br /> {{main|The GAMe PLACe}}<br /> <br /> According to [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]], Chris was banned twice. The first time, which was temporary, was when Chris attempted to take out a box of prizes and badges for the ''[[Pokémon]]'' [[card game]] league without the permission and authorization to do so. [[Michael Snyder]] later wound up permabanning him on 28 August [[2008]], after Chris got confrontational with a [[Niggos|black child]], but even this failed to keep Chris away from the store. Following the events of [[28 October 2011]], Chris was definitively banned by court order from ever re-entering the store, all the way to its shutdown in [[June 2014]].<br /> <br /> ===Charlottesville Fashion Square===<br /> {{main|Charlottesville Fashion Square}}<br /> <br /> Chris was busted four times here, once for [[Love_Quest|loitering]]. The second incident may or may not have been Chris's &quot;NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!&quot; shout upon learning [[Hanna]] was [[troll]]ing him. He was banned for a year, but the ban has since expired. On 28 [[April 2012]], it's revealed he was banned again, this time from arguing with trolls loudly on his phone. He later got banned again, apparently for life, after the [[26 December 2014]] incident. Proving that he failed to learn anything, Chris trespassed at the mall in March 2018, ending up being forced to undertake the [[Therapeutic Docket]] after the mall staff caught him and pressed charges&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris and the Law#2018]]&lt;/ref&gt;.<br /> <br /> ===Walmart===<br /> {{main|Mal-Wart}}<br /> <br /> Chris has been kicked out of Walmart on at least four separate occasions. On 23 June [[2005]], the [[Niggos|African-American]] manager of the [[Charlottesville]] store's [[McDonald's]] (depicted as the [[B-Manajerk]] by Chris in the comics) attempted to have Chris arrested for loitering, but his own fast thinking and hiding his Attraction Sign (which got him in trouble in the first place) ended up with him removed from the restaurant for the rest of the day (or so he says). The actual banning came two days later, 25 June, when Chris returned and attempted to loiter again. Both managers for McDonald's and Walmart confronted Chris, but Chris refused to listen to the managers, ran off and nearly ran ''over'' one of them. In late [[2009]], he returned to Walmart, forcing one of the female employees to measure him for a [[sports bra]]. <br /> <br /> Proving he learns nothing, Chris was again banned in September [[2013]], this time at the recent [[Ruckersville]] location, after vandalizing an Xbox One sign to read &quot;[[HEXbox]] One&quot;, according to his [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris Expresses His Outrage for Walmart|Facebook post]] on 6 [[September 2013]]. In the ensuing Facebook posts, he blames almost everyone else but himself for the ban, including [[Michael Snyder]], [[Megan Schroeder]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and even his defense attorney [[Rob Bell]]. A year later, Chris got thrown out of Walmart yet again, after an employee recognized and confronted him. He eventually left, but not before threatening the employee with pepper spray. For reference, this came less than a week after he was arrested for attacking a GameStop employee with mace.<br /> <br /> ===Target===<br /> {{main|Get-Tar Region}}<br /> <br /> On 20 July 2005 (almost a month after Chris's incident over at Walmart), he attempted to loiter at a newly-built Target, intending on [[Obesity|exploiting their free soda refill deal]] while he tried to get boyfriend-free girls. According to [[Emily]], Chris was approached by management and asked to leave, but he refused. When the issue was pressed, he insulted them and forced them to call the cops. When they did, Chris tried to run, forcing them to tackle, hogtie and handcuff him. All this on the store's opening week!<br /> <br /> ===McDonald's===<br /> Chris was temporarily banned from a [[McDonald's]] in Forest Lakes in [[June 2012]]. He had been loitering in the restaurant to grab newspapers that customers had left behind.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/post-2143830 (archive: https://archive.is/unA2U)&lt;/ref&gt; An employee confronted Chris about it and he was ordered to leave, but not before taking two unsolicited photos of people at the restaurant. He then ranted on Facebook about the experience, trying to incite his readers to &quot;throw newspaper in the damn old bitchy, black woman's face!!!&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Discriminated at McDonald's]]&lt;/ref&gt; According to [[Kim Wilson]], he had wanted newspaper for [[Clover and Snoopy|the Chandler dogs]] to relieve themselves on&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/post-2148397 (archive: https://archive.is/9uBlW)&lt;/ref&gt; as it was [[Barbara]]'s policy for the dogs to do that on newspapers inside the house.<br /> <br /> ===GameStop===<br /> Chris had already been banned from the Fashion Square branch of local GameStop for his [[Sonic Boom Protests]] when, on [[26 December 2014]], he came &quot;[[Honor roll|disguised]]&quot; in a pair of ''[[My Little Pony]]'' [[Chris and fashion|novelty sunglasses]], supposedly intending to buy a new ''Skylanders'' figure and some second-hand Wii U games. However, the staff confronted him and were unmoved by his protests that he was there to actually buy stuff rather than vandalize their property. He eventually left, but not before assaulting one of the employees by spraying his can of pink mace at his shirt, [[Chris and the Law|a felony]]. This act resulted in him being arrested.<br /> <br /> After Chris was let off with a fine in [[October 2015]], he received a letter, purporting to be from GameStop, informing him that his ban had been upgraded to a statewide one. Chris uploaded [[GameStop is UNFAIR to Everyone; Not Just Me!|a video]] about this on 7 December. However, the statewide ban was later proven to be the work of a troll.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fb-12-7-chris-decries-gamestops-discrimination-against-battletoads.15158/page-10#post-1135462&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Best Buy===<br /> Chris was caught attempting to shoplift video games at Best Buy&lt;ref&gt;[[Best Buy#Attempted shoplifting]]&lt;/ref&gt; in early 2014.<br /> <br /> According to Chris, he was formally notified that he was banned from Best Buy a few days after 28 December 2014, when he was released from jail due to the GameStop pepper spray incident.<br /> <br /> He stated in November 2015 that he believed he was banned as part of a conspiracy master-minded by the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]], who he thought was working at both GameStop and Best Buy.&lt;ref&gt;[[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|To make this, to make that story short, a few days after I got out of jail on December 28th, 2014, and I had absolutely no pepper spray on my person whatsoever, because as I had mentioned earlier, I had emptied the canister and disposed of the can-, canister. I had done nothing at the Best Buy prior to that day. And a certain manager spokes the living crap outta me, tellin’ me I was not welcome there, that I was banned from there. I had asked why. He did not give me any answer. Then I reached into my bag to get some money out, little funds to see if I could pay my way out of this. I had not said anything about the pepper spray whatsoever, but I put my hand in the bag, and his subordinate shouts, ‘He’s going for the pepper spray!’ I stopped in surprise after hearing that. Ultimately, I left the store. I had gone there again months later to be met with the same shpiel, and no answer to why. I even went over dere head, on the telephone, to try to resolve it. Nothing.<br /> <br /> Then last Tuesday, November 10th, I went there once again to buy LEGO Dimensions Pack with a ten-dollar certificate. I got met in the back of the store with the shpiel once again, and this time I asked why and I finally got the answer. They said that I, quote, threatened them with pepper spray, and we have video footage, unquote. But again, that first time they said anything about me not being welcome there, I had not, nor ever, threatened anyone at that store. Nor had I any pepper spray on any of my visits there, then, and prior.}}<br /> <br /> On 2 October 2016, he re-affirmed that he was still banned.&lt;ref&gt;[[October 2016 Facebook posts#Still banned from Best Buy]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===The End Games===<br /> {{main|The End Games}}<br /> Chris posted to his Pokémon club's Facebook page on 20 March 2018, pleading to be let back into the shop. The End Games confirmed his ban on 29 March. It was a result of arguing with management over whether [[Sonichu]] counted as a [[Pokémon]]. Two years later on [[January 2020]], The End Games Twitter page blocked Chris's account after he demanded the shop to unban him so he can learn to play ''Dungeons &amp; Dragons''.<br /> <br /> ===Anytime Fitness===<br /> {{main|Anytime Fitness}}<br /> Chris was at this gym for a short time in 2018 before getting the boot for being [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|gassy]] and [[Fangs|burping]] a lot, as well as weens calling up the gym to harass management over Chris.<br /> <br /> ===Papa John's (delivery only)===<br /> <br /> On 5 [[August 2019]], Chris [[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns|reported]] that the Papa John's in Charlottesville refused to deliver pizza to the Chandlers' at [[14 Branchland Court]], due to [[trolls]] and [[weens]] spending years prank-calling the establishment posing as Chris. Chris only found out about the partial ban after driving to the place to find out why their orders were being cancelled; he is still able to order pizza in person. It's extremely likely there are other pizza places that have had Chris's address blacklisted for the same reason.<br /> <br /> ==Websites==<br /> ===PlayStation Network===<br /> {{main|PSN blogs}}<br /> <br /> Chris has gotten at least one temporary ban from the PlayStation Network's social networking features, as a result of making [[death threats]] to [[Adam Stackhouse]] and several others in one of his blog entries during [[August 2007]], over Adam's beating him in the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] through what Chris incorrectly claimed was a violation of the rules. One of the site's moderators ordered Chris to remove the blog entry, and when Chris responded by telling the moderator to &quot;SHUT UP AND GO READ THE OFFICIAL RULES!!!!&quot;, he found himself being slapped with a ban lasting approximately a month.<br /> <br /> ===DeviantART===<br /> {{main|deviantART}}<br /> <br /> Chris has been banned twice from deviantART. Both times were for a reason that you can probably guess right off the bat: sexual imagery without even bothering to use the proper mature content filters. The first time was around [[May 2009]], most likely due to the imagery from [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]; the second was August 28, 2009, due to the infamous cameltoe scene in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] and the sex scene between [[Blake]] and [[Bubbles Rosechu]] in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].<br /> <br /> ===YouTube===<br /> {{main|YouTube}}<br /> Chris abandoned many of his accounts after troll attacks. One of his accounts, CChanSonichu, was suspended because of [[The July 10th Messages|three insulting videos]] he posted in tandem on 10 [[July 2009]].<br /> <br /> On 23 [[July 2016]], Chris [[July 2016 Facebook posts#2 Strikes on Youtube|posted]] that YouTube had tempa-banned his CwcvilleGuardian account from uploading videos. Chris believed that the ban was due to his use of the &quot;F word&quot;. In reality, YouTube had banned him for violating its policy on &quot;nudity or sexual content&quot;, after his channel received two strikes against it – one for [[IMG 3207]] and another for [[Paid Video Requests#Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies|Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies]]. Chris was unaware of the length of his ban, even though Kiwi Farms readers quickly determined that it was for two weeks.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-7-23-chris-has-another-strike-against-him-from-youtube.22787/page-3#post-1621754&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> On 26 July, he circumvented the ban by [[Paid Video Request Reminder|uploading to another account]].<br /> <br /> What's curious about this is technically you're not allowed to create another YouTube account after your previous channel has been suspended, though it's possible that Chris made another Google account and since he didn't re-upload any of his old stuff, he was able to continue having a YouTube account.<br /> <br /> ===Wikipedia===<br /> {{main|Wikipedia}}<br /> <br /> On 1 May 2009, Chris created an account on Wikipedia, hoping to show his side to his life story, one that wasn't &quot;smeared&quot; by trolls. It was deleted soon afterward for violating Wikipedia's policy on userpages and notability. When he attempted to contest this course of action, his user account was indefinitely blocked (although the blocking admin actually believed it to be a [[wikipedia:Sockpuppet (Internet)|sockpuppet]] of a troll and not the genuine article). As of now, the article name &quot;Christian Weston Chandler&quot; has been &quot;salted&quot; to prevent it from ever being recreated.<br /> <br /> ===Flipnote Hatena===<br /> {{main|Flipnote Hatena}}<br /> <br /> After uploading and re-uploading numerous Flipnotes that violated the rules of the family-friendly Flipnote Hatena site, the moderators banned him permanently from uploading Flipnotes on the 2nd of [[July 2010]]. Chris has since evaded his ban. Flipnote Studio 3D was later released in [[February 2015]] after Flipnote Hatena shut down on the 31st of [[May 2013]].<br /> <br /> ===eBay (as a seller only)===<br /> <br /> {{main|Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing}}<br /> <br /> Chris has attempted to sell the [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing]] on [[eBay]] since 1 [[June 2014]]. Time and again, however, the listing for the picture was taken down, either as a result of troll involvement, the listing expiring (the asking price of thousands of dollars not helping in that respect), or in true Chris fashion, breaking the terms of services on eBay by asking for offers on Facebook. This would culminate in a 3-day ban from eBay on June 8th, 2014. Chris, being incapable of taking &quot;no&quot; for an answer, stated his intention to put the picture back up for sale again the minute the ban expires.<br /> <br /> On 12 June, Chris reposted the listing, only for eBay to give him ''another'' ban. When his second ban expired, he reposted a heavily-edited version of the posting, although still possible violating several of eBay's terms again. A third strike against Chris's tarnished eBay name is expected. Only time will tell if the world's largest online vendor will be added to the list of places that kicks Chris out and never lets him back in.<br /> <br /> Around [[September 2014]], a guy named &quot;Mr. Smith&quot; decided to order one of Chris's mass-market [[medallion]]s, thinking that it would take 2 weeks to ship, not to ''create'' the medallion itself. After 2 weeks passed by with the medallion still not arrived, he filed a case to eBay, thus freezing Chris's PayPal. This ''really'' got Chris's [[duck]] in a twist, and led to a complicated series of events that later ended in eBay refunding Mr. Smith.<br /> <br /> On [[June 2019]], Chris was banned from selling on eBay due to customer complaints on his failure to ship out orders.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Chrisebayblocked.png]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Sega Customer Service===<br /> {{main|Sonic Boom Protests}}<br /> <br /> GameStop is not the only place Chris is banned from for raging over ''Sonic Boom''. On 12 [[December 2014]], Chris sent Sega Customer Service an angry e-mail that raged over ''Sonic Boom'' and told them to recall ''anything'' with Sonic's blarms on it or else. Later in the day or the day after that, Sega banned his Customer Service account from the service.<br /> <br /> ===Facebook===<br /> {{main|Facebook}}<br /> <br /> On 3 [[July 2015]], Chris's Facebook account was taken down very briefly. While it is currently unknown why this occurred, it can likely be chalked up to Chris bending the rules of the website as per usual. These include screenshots of sexting, pictures of lizards mating, his omnipresent death threats to Sega, and linking to a Wikipedia article about tribadism with a sexual image as a thumbnail. The last straw was when he uploaded a drawing called &quot;Pink Lemonade&quot;, which featuring Chris being showered with pink lemonade (or, as [[Kim Wilson]] interpreted it, period blood) from a pitcher pouring it through a [[china]]-shaped lemon, and bragging about how &quot;It will be on Long enough for all to enjoy a glass.&quot; It's beyond surprising that Facebook was able to keep up with Chris's shenanigans for 4 years before taking it down for the 3rd time. His account was then put back up the same day, proving that Chris is the ultimate bullet-dodger.<br /> <br /> However, it seems he hasn't got off quite yet, as a recent picture he posted of his [[manboobs]] on 9 July was surprisingly taken down due to reports, which is the first time Chris has had a photo taken down on Facebook. He then reposted it, leading to his account getting deactivated the second time this month. It was then put back up, then closed yet again, and ''then'' put back up. It seems that this might be where it continues on, but with Facebook taking down a post that asked Chris's followers to fund him a prosthetic china in [[September 2015]], only time will tell.<br /> <br /> On 29 [[November 2014]], the makers of the [[Keep Sonic Original]] page banned Chris from the group after a post was made containing death threats to Sega. Also, on 4 [[October 2015]], Chris got booted off the Amiibo Trade &amp; Collectors page for hostile posts and making Amiibos out of original characters.<br /> <br /> On 15 [[November 2016]], Chris [[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously|announced]] that Facebook had temporarily banned him from posting for a week, due to his repeated death threats against [[Donald Trump]] on that platform.<br /> <br /> ===Lulu===<br /> {{main|Lulu}}<br /> <br /> In [[December 2015]], Chris got his account suspended from literature hosting website [[Lulu]]. The website doesn't allow authors to publish fanfiction or stories based on copyrighted characters and/or properties from other creators. Given that Chris used the website to publish copies of ''Sonichu'', you can guess how this turned out. He later made an alternate account on Lulu, in order to keep selling his comics. Even so, Chris decided to [[lie]] to his audience and claim that getting banned from Lulu was the cause of his &quot;creative groove&quot; being &quot;killed&quot;.<br /> <br /> On 9 February 2018, Chris reopened the account publicly, and it quickly got banned through the efforts of [[A-Logging|A-Logs]] three days later. However, he simply circumvented the ban by making another alt account, proven when he posted a poll on whether his fans would like a copy of [[Bryanfrogboy]]'s CWC Prequel comic with their comic order in March 2018.<br /> <br /> ===Etsy===<br /> {{main|Etsy}}<br /> <br /> Chris's Etsy business seemed to be going pretty well until [[March 2016]], when he bought a new [[PS4]]. The distraction left him ignoring many of his customers orders, often for months. People who bought video greetings from him would be told by Chris mid-video that he hoped the video wouldn't be late. In [[June 2016]], Chris's Etsy page vanished, and he later stated that [[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation]]. It's likely that Etsy took notice after repeated complaints from his customers and banned him from selling.<br /> <br /> ===Social media profiles===<br /> {{main|DoopieDoOver|Tabitha St. Germain|LadyOfTheCosmo|Nowacking}}<br /> <br /> In August 2017, Chris was blocked by four women he had been following on social media. <br /> <br /> Doopie blocked him from her &lt;span class=&quot;plainlinks&quot;&gt;[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter] and [[Patreon]] accounts after Chris repeatedly kept calling her darling, pledged to her Patreons while begging his fanbase for money, spammed her business e-mail with stories about his day while making clumsy attempts at befriending her, blocked her boyfriend on Twitter and continually refused to get it through his head that Doopie was not interested in being his friend. Weens also interfered by spamming her &lt;span class=&quot;plainlinks&quot;&gt;[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter] and making fake pledges to her Patreon to view the Rosechu drawing she made for Chris's pledge reward. <br /> <br /> Tabitha blocked him from &lt;span class=&quot;plainlinks&quot;&gt;[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter] due to [[Weening|weens]] replying to his tweets to her, which resulted in her feed being overrun with their spam.<br /> <br /> Chris reacted to the blocks by creating [[NightStar2891]], a sockpuppet account. He then tweeted them a hand-written apology letter, calling them &quot;dear&quot; instead of &quot;darling&quot;.<br /> <br /> Doopie informed him, yet again, that she wasn't going to be his friend, then blocked the sockpuppet.<br /> <br /> Tabitha later mentioned that she didn't enact her block because of Chris specifically. Chris, observing her messages via NightStar2891, somehow decided that this gave him leeway to send her a 21-tweet message through that account, trying to befriend her. She blocked the sockpuppet as well.<br /> <br /> LadyOfTheCosmo, a friend of Doopie's, blocked Chris on &lt;span class=&quot;plainlinks&quot;&gt;[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter] after he sent her a tweet referring to her as &quot;dear&quot;, then doubled down on using it after she called him out on it being inappropriate.<br /> <br /> Nowacking blocked him around 26 August after he replied to her tweets about relationships and a swarm of weens spammed her account with accusations against Chris and telling her to block him. She has not commented on her reason for the block.<br /> <br /> ===Patreon===<br /> Chris's [[Patreon]] was nuked on August 2, 2021 following the [[Incest]] leaks.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-chriss-fate-be.96658/page-15#post-9620523&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Tapas===<br /> <br /> [[Tapas]] is a comic-hosting website, one which Chris himself used to host his Sonichu comics and linked from his Youtube page. Shortly after his arrest, his comics were blocked for a &quot;violation of community guidelines&quot;, either due to the [[Incest]] allegations, or because of the graphic content of some of the issues.<br /> <br /> ==Discord Servers==<br /> ===Sonic World DX===<br /> A [[Discord]] server for [[Sonic World]], a [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] fangame which features the ability to use modded characters. Chris was first temporarily kicked from the server for stealing mods without permission.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Kicked from Sonic World DX Discord.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; Despite being allowed to rejoin the server, Chris was permanently banned after confronting Cirrusfire over the takedown of [[Sonic World#Sonichu Mod (personally_updated)|''Sonichu Mod (personally updated)'']] on GameBanana.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/12-26-2020-chriss-dms-with-sonichu-mod-creator.82796/ ([https://archive.fo/T5ueo Archived])&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Official CWCki Server===<br /> Chris was encouraged by [[Watchman]] [[Bismuth]] to join the Official CWCki Server, which he did on 10 [[August 2020]]. He was banned four days later, with a mod stating this was because &quot;The CWCki's goal is only to document Chris and not provide him a platform to push his agendas. It was never imagined that Chris will use this server to ramble about his fantasies.&quot; A separate server was made for Chris to do just that, but the setup was unfinished, Chris didn't join it, and the link was removed once [[weens]] got a hold of it.<br /> <br /> ==Organizations==<br /> <br /> ===The Cub Scouts===<br /> <br /> Chris stated in part 4 of his [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]] that he was kicked out of the &quot;[[Wikipedia:Cub Scouting (Boy Scouts of America)|Wolf Cub Scouts]]&quot; in the late [[1980s]] because he was autistic. Undoubtedly, it was for something he did that he didn't tell us about. His commentary suggested that he routinely angered his Den Mother with his illogical behavior and that he believed this to be the reason he is banned. In 2014, while on his [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript|date]] with [[Catherine]], he elaborated that he was probably &quot;being outbursting and loud for something,&quot; although he couldn't remember. In [[Mailbag 18#Instead the courts were on the side of justice|a Mailbag]], Chris revealed that his parents tried to sue the Boy Scouts of America over this incident.<br /> <br /> ===Piedmont Virginia Community College===<br /> {{main|Piedmont Virginia Community College}}<br /> <br /> Two incidents occurred here. The first occurred on Chris's 21st [[birthday]], 24 February [[2003]]. Chris originally blamed the incident on him having an outburst when he was kicked out of a class after telling a male professor that he, like the main character in a story they were learning about, was autistic. According to [[Emily]], however, it turns out that he was kicked out because of his homophobic tendencies causing him to say something derogatory. In either case, Chris started his [[Love Quest]] this day.<br /> <br /> The second incident occurred when, in mid-October [[2003]], Dean of Student Services [[Mary Lee Walsh]] spotted Chris and his [[Attraction Sign]] and took it away, criticizing Chris for his actions, as she believed he was trying to solicit sex on campus. When Walsh destroyed a second sign, Chris [[Chris and anger|raged]] and went on the offensive. This incident lead to her banning Chris for a year, forcing him to see a [[Autism papers|psychiatrist]] and go to anger management classes (neither of which seems to have helped).<br /> <br /> On December 2014, Chris would be banned permanently from setting foot in PVCC after his attempt at an &quot;apology letter&quot; to Mary Lee Walsh, which she likely interpreted as the ramblings of an insane individual which she wanted far away from herself and her students.<br /> <br /> ===Grace Baptist Church===<br /> {{main|Grace Baptist Church}}<br /> <br /> Chris was banned from his old church in [[2008]]. He claimed in an email with [[lordsillynipples]], &quot;Pastor John Hartless did not like my views I've expressed in [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|my video I did on my 25th Birthday]], and he found the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] page.&quot; Later, in [[Mailbag 14]], he claimed it was because &quot;The pastor did a background check on me, and found images of [[Women's rights|women in bikinis]] on my [[Facebook]]; he was offended.&quot; Going by his frequent threats to use his new congregation as a personal army, it is not unlikely that Chris was booted out of the church when he linked his pastor to his ED page in the hope that Mr. Hartless would incite the congregation into raiding the ED page for Chris.<br /> <br /> ===Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church===<br /> {{main|Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church}}<br /> <br /> A [[Other documents#Epistle to the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|letter]] leaked on 30 March 2013 revealed that some time between [[July 2011]] and [[March 2013]], Chris had earned himself a temporary ban from Wesley Methodist, probably because he had repeatedly (and annoyingly) aired his endless grievances about trolls during the homily.<br /> <br /> {{quote|I feel that ever since Reverend Elizabeth Foss left our church, it has greatly gone downhill for me. Ed Winkler Banned me from the church for a month. He has Banned me from Speaking my peace during the Sharing of Joys and Concerns, and from that, I have felt unnecessarily Silenced.|Chris, on how his own church is now playing [[Kick the Autistic]]}}<br /> <br /> Chris got into hot water at the church again a few years later. In August 2017, he decided to wear his [[unicorn cosplay]] from [[BronyCon]] to a service, and had to be told to remove them, due to being wildly inappropriate.<br /> <br /> ===TooManyGames===<br /> {{main|TooManyGames}}<br /> <br /> Chris was kicked out of the [[June 2018]] convention on Day 2 as a result of being inappropriately touchy with and kissing attendees. He reacted by curling down on the floor for a good period of time before security took him out.<br /> <br /> ===[[Other Pony events#Seaquestria Fest|Seaquestria Fest]]===<br /> A [[My Little Pony]] convention to be held in Ocean City, Maryland in May 2022. Chris had it on a list of possible cons to travel to,&lt;ref&gt;[[Discord#Possible MLP cons]]&lt;/ref&gt; however the convention had him at the top of a preemptive ban list, incidentally above a known [[pedofork]]. It was postponed twice due to the [[COVID-19|coronavirus]] pandemic.&lt;ref&gt;https://www.horse-news.org/2020/03/seaquestria-fest-exposing-everything.html&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===[[Everfree Northwest]]===<br /> Chris originally wanted to attend this convention back in [[June 2021|June]] and [[July 2021]], but was banned after audio leaked of Chris admitting to incestuous relations with Barb.&lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvGpsx6Wnqw&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Family houses==<br /> ===[[14 Branchland Court]]===<br /> That's right, he's been banned from his own fucking house.<br /> Following the revelation that Chris had been having a [[Incest|sexual relationship with his mother]], Greene County [[Jerkop|Police]] conducted a [[welfare check]] at 14 Branchland Court on 30 [[July 2021]]. The police issued an emergency protective order against Chris, banning him from his own house until 5 August. He was arrested in Richmond on 1 August and has been in jail ever since.<br /> <br /> ===Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom's house===<br /> In the wake of being kicked out of his home for the allegation of committing [[incest]] with his mother, Chris tried to make plans to stay with his [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], however, they forbade him from doing so before he arrived,&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris's letter from jail]]&lt;/ref&gt; and even told the police that he was not to be allowed onto their property.&lt;ref&gt;[[Sean Walker Discord DMs#Discussing the incest fallout]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Looking ahead==<br /> <br /> If Chris is convicted of incest in the [[August_2021_Arrest_and_Court_Case#Second_court_appearance|upcoming trial]], then he will have to register as a sex offender for at least 15 years.&lt;ref&gt;[https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/9.1-910 Code of Virginia § 9.1-910]&lt;/ref&gt; The level of restrictions will depend on whether Chris has to register as a Tier I, Tier II or Tier III offender.&lt;ref name=&quot;sor&quot;&gt;[https://vspimages.vsp.virginia.gov/pages/sorpublic/SOR%20pamphlet%20.pdf Sex Offender and Crimes Against Minors Registry Guidelines]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> However, we can expect that:<br /> * Chris will not be allowed to return to 14BC, as the residence is currently occupied by Barb, with whom he is forbidden to see; &lt;!-- Early indications show that she is being treated as a crime victim.--&gt;<br /> * Chris will not be able to live within 500 feet (150 meters) from a church, school, or daycare;&lt;ref&gt;https://fox17.com/news/local/neighbors-concerned-about-plans-for-a-registered-sex-offender-sanctuary-in-wise-county&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * Chris will have very limited work and housing options, due to the societal stigma against sex offenders;&lt;!-- This will likely be where the &quot;Homeless Saga&quot; begins.--&gt;<br /> * Chris will not be able to [[Chris and politics|vote in elections]], without a pardon from Governor Ralph Northam (Democratic);<br /> * Chris will be [[Kick the Autistic|banned from all conventions]], and will have to [[Chris and coping|cope]] by [[Spirit_possession#Sonichu|switching bodies]] with a character from [[C-197]] and just attend the corresponding convention in that universe;<br /> * And finally, Chris will not be allowed into [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|malls]], hobby shops like comic book and [[GameStop|video game]] stores, [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)|movie]] [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|theaters]], [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown#Aftermath|arcades]], [[Fridays After Five|concerts]], and places with children or anybody considered vulnerable to a sex offender.<br /> <br /> Chris will still be allowed to use the internet (under the supervision and approval of a probation officer) because state-level bans have been ruled unlawful.&lt;ref&gt;https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-court-socialmedia-idUSKBN19A1ZB&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;https://www.aclu.org/press-releases/federal-court-enjoins-enforcement-social-media-ban-people-convicted-committing-sex&lt;/ref&gt; There is also no evidence of Twitter specifically banning convicted sex offenders. Facebook, on the other hand, explicitly forbids sex offenders from using their services, so is likely his account (along with Instagram) will be terminated if he is convicted. However, the [[Unholy Quintet]] may have an easier job in banning Chris from as many websites and places as possible, by exploiting the societal stigma against sex offenders.<br /> <br /> If Chris does find housing that accepts registered sex offenders, the Unholy Quintet will not be able to easily deploy &quot;pocket parks&quot; to drive Chris away.&lt;ref name=&quot;sor&quot;/&gt; This is because, in Virginia, a public park has to be right next to a church, school, or daycare to receive the 500 feet exclusion zone.&lt;ref name=&quot;sor&quot;/&gt;&lt;!-- However, more research is needed to compare VA residency restrictions with tougher measures like in FL, where at one point sex offenders were confined to living under a highway bridge.--&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Apology Letters]] (2014)<br /> *[[Unban contracts]] (2016)<br /> *[[Twitter blocks from TF2 Analysis crew]] (2019)<br /> *[[Chris and negotiation]]<br /> *[[Chris and anger]]<br /> *[[Chris and remorse]]<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Lists}}<br /> [[Category:Places]]<br /> [[Category:Lists]]</div>

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<p>NoCaps: </p> <hr /> <div>{{quote| I, together again, as your fully reawakened Lord Messiah, Savior, God, and judge over the Minority who are the Toxic (Darkest) Sinners, Haters, Fakers, and Darkest Demonics who shall be left behind on 1218 Earth to burn. |[[Chris]], 4 October 2021}}<br /> <br /> On 6 [[October 2021]], Chris sent a '''second letter from jail''' in response to long-time orbiter and enabler [[Kenneth Englehardt]].<br /> <br /> In the letter, Chris &lt;!--has taken on the persona of Sonichu and--&gt; reiterates that he is the reincarnation of Jesus Christ in addition to his other delusions and identities. <br /> <br /> Chris threatens to use his divine authority to punish weens who steal his belongings, stating that any would-be thieves &quot;shall be struck down by my allies, the Gods, and Heaven's Armies&quot;. He also begs for food and monetary donations to be sent to 14 Branchland Court, for the purposes of paying off debts and feeding Barb, Chris during this also begged for funds to be sent to him directly via his inmate account.<br /> <br /> Chris implores his fans and followers to contact the local governments of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, as well as President [[Joe Biden]] to give Chris a pardon. This illustrates Chris' lack of legal knowledge, as the President can only pardon federal crimes, while Chris is charged with incest by the state of Virginia. &lt;ref&gt;[https://www.justice.gov/pardon/pardon-information-and-instructions Pardon Information and Instructions, Department of Justice]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris also uses the letter to comment on the quality of life while in jail. He states that the food is &quot;mostly good&quot;, but complains about the quality of the meatballs and dryness of the chicken. He also states that while not daydreaming about how Sonichu and the Dimensional Merge will magically bail him out of jail, he has been passing time by playing Solitaire. <br /> <br /> ==Transcription==<br /> {{quotebox|Hey, Kenneth, ① October 4, 2021<br /> This is the Body of your, and my Soul Partner, Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, speaking to you on her blessed behalf.<br /> <br /> I Know Everything, though Christine knows more from her experiences since our extended separation since September 16, 2021. She shall return for me for the apex of our Second Coming. For those remaining who do not yet know: Between Christine and I, combined and divided, we are The Real Player One, The One Avatar, I, The Body, am The One God Body, and she and I are Literally the Full Reincarnation of none other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth, himself. The conclusion of the Dimension Merge's completion includes the completion of the Collective Shift for the Majority that are Good, and those recoverable, from [[1218|Earth 1218]] to [[1C-211987|Earth 1C-211987]], and the Second Coming of Christine and I, together again, as your fully reawakened Lord Messiah, Savior, God, and judge over the Minority who are the Toxic (Darkest) Sinners, Haters, Fakers, and Darkest Demonics who shall be left behind on 1218 Earth to burn. We are Now on [[Wikipedia:Book of Malachi|Malachi 3 and 4]] of the Old Testament in any Bible. ➞}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|The Future of all [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] (under still continued Immortal care and guardian watch from I, and our husband, [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] (Prime) of Universe 1C-211987 (and [[C-197]] before the recombination)) shall remain the same for the Future of all [[Pokémon]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Super Mario Bros.|Super Mario]], [[Wikipedia:Ratchet &amp; Clank|Ratchet &amp; Clank]], [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Neptune, Blanc, Noire, Vert]], [[Wikipedia:Mickey Mouse|Mickey Mouse]], [[Bugs Bunny]], [[Homer Simpson]], [[Peter Griffin]], [[South Park|Eric Cartman]], [[Sailor Moon|Tsukino Usagi]], [[Anime|Goku, Inuyasaha &amp; Kagome]], [[Wikipedia:Papa Smurf|Papa Smurf]], [[Wikipedia:Haruhi Suzumiya|Haruhi Suzumia]], [[Wikipedia:The Amazing World of Gumball|Gumball Waterson]], [[ProjectSNT|SNT]], Lightning Bliss, [[Dr. Wolf]], [[Wikipedia:Star vs. the Forces of Evil|Princess Star Butterfly and Marco Diaz]], [[Transformers|Optimus Prime]], Autobots [[Son-Chu]] and [[Chris-chan Sonichu|Chris Chan]], [[Wikipedia:Iron Man|Tony Stark/Iron Man]], [[Wikipedia:Batman|Bruce Wayne/Batman]], [[Wikipedia:Wonder Woman|Diana/Wonder Woman]], President [[Lisa Simpson]], [[My Little Pony|Sunset Shimmer, Princess Twilight Sparkle]], [[Wikipedia:Raven (DC Comics)|Raven]], [[Wikipedia:My Life as a Teenage Robot|Jenny Wakeman/XJ9]], [[Wikipedia:Danny Phantom|Danny Phantom]], [[Wikipedia:Fox McCloud|Fox McCloud]], [[Star Wars|the Jedi]], [[Captain's Log|Captain Kirk]], and so on into ALL present day-existent Originial and &quot;Fictional&quot; Characters, Including the Majority of ALL of you OCs of 1218 Earth, here, and Myself and Christine, we ALL continue on in greatest, partially Immortal stead, mutual chronicling, and Alive, Safe, and Well, Forever More. ➞}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|②...So, yeah, Englehardt, I have just answered TWO of your questions, and to make it More Clear: I Am The God Body, Christine is Literally God, herself, we Both are Jesus Christ reincarnated, SO Spiritual and Religious Philosophies had even farther expanded.<br /> <br /> A day in this jail, As constantly written in the Daily Goddess Log, Christine and I, we MEDIATE DEEP, CONNECTED With This Earth, The Cosmos and Universes (and Dimensions) of This Timeline, as well as the ENTIRE Multiverse, Energy Conservation and Continued workings well above Anyone's heads on this 1218 Earth. Write Daily Logs with Insight and Wisdoms and then some. I have a temporary Soul Partner, a Holy Flame Type, you may Remember her (on her repentence tour) keeping me safe, well, not abused, and good, alongside Many (Good) Angels, Spirits, and OP allies in and around this Jail of Fail. We presently have a genuine Turkish Prayer Rug and a deck of Playing Cards from the Commisary, along with very much appreciated [[Muscle bra|Sports Bra]], Socks with no holes, Earplugs, and a few other goodies. ➞}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Food's mostly good and well; not perfect meatballs (Banquet Dinners have better meatballs), and chicken is often dry.<br /> <br /> And, at present, we are asking all peoples to [[Financhu Crisis |send money to the Sonichu Temple at 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville, VA]] to pay off the Mortgage and Remaining Debts, Food for Barbara is also appreciated, and Visitors who personally offer genuine Kindness and Good Intentions are all encouraged to visit the Temple. Prayers to and for Christine and I are appreciated and shall be answered (ALL prayers to Jesus have all been going to Christine for nearly 40 years now). And Absolutely Nothing is to be taken from within the Temple, or its property yard, or defaced; All who do this shall be struck down by my allies, the Gods, and Heaven's Armies.<br /> <br /> Blessings of great measures, personally, for All who come, visit, and bring good positive tithes and offerings. ➞ ③}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Also, donations to my inmate account can be made through the Central Virginia Regional Jail's website, and ONLY U.S. Postal Money Orders, Cashiers Checks, or Certified Checks made (out) and addressed to Christine is acceptable through Postal Mail. While that is greatly appreciated as well, the needs of the Sonichu Temple and Barbara's safety and (hers and mine) keep of the Temple remains of higher priority.<br /> <br /> And lastly, But Importantly, contact the local Virginia Governer(s) of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, VA, as well as [[Joe Biden|President Biden]], and get me, Christine's Body, as well as Christine, herself obviously, a FULL PARDON to get me out of this Jail and mess, Please. <br /> <br /> What had happened was Literally a Divine Mission, commissioned to Christine and I by Emanuel (GOD above Gods), herself, to Heal and Cleanse Barbara's health and soul and being and Clear her of remaining sins and regrets through Coddling, Talking, and Supportive Soul Bonding to mainly Extend her Life, personally by Divine Intervention. ➞}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|As Christine had told the few others via Mail, and Posted onto Kiwi Farms: ALL of you were being, and are now being, Divinely Tested with the Divinely purposed Leak of this information. TOO Many of you have EPICALLY FAILED by responding and giving in to the Drama, instead of Ignoring this with greater &lt;u&gt;considerations&lt;/u&gt; of the context and Knowing Better of Christine, the Past Situations, and leaving it as a Lost Rumor. Instead, ala Over 2000 Years ago in Isreal on History Repeat, alonside Judas and NULL, Christine was massively betrayed.<br /> <br /> &lt;u&gt;Meditate On All That Now. *OR consult/ask a genuine, highly enlightened Psychic to see for yourselves.&lt;/u&gt;<br /> <br /> Consider this your &quot;interview&quot;, Kenneth; go ahead, please, and share all of this, in confirmation with what handwritten or original pages were already posted as well. Thanks.<br /> <br /> Sincerely, Body of Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart, and Lord, Messiah and Savior of All.}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|{{CSS image crop<br /> |Image = JailLetter2NewCWCCross.jpeg<br /> |cWidth = 189<br /> |cHeight = 194<br /> |Description = Attached sketch<br /> }}<br /> &lt;s&gt;P.S.&lt;/s&gt; PostScript,<br /> Have you ever sat on [[Chris and religion|a Prayer Rug]] and, with a deck of playing cards, play Solitaire? It is genuinely a humbling experience. I highly recommend it.<br /> [''Illustration of the Sonichu Cross.'']<br /> <br /> I shall suddenly come to my Temple.<br /> <br /> Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu.<br /> <br /> October 5, 2021}}<br /> <br /> {{JailDisclaimer}}<br /> <br /> ==Original scans==<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:JailLetter2EnvelopeFront.jpg|Envelope front<br /> Image:JailLetter2Page1.jpeg|Page 1<br /> Image:JailLetter2Page2.jpeg|Page 2<br /> Image:JailLetter2Page3.jpeg|Page 3<br /> Image:JailLetter2Page4.jpeg|Page 4<br /> Image:JailLetter2Page5.jpeg|Page 5<br /> Image:JailLetter2Page6.jpeg|Page 6<br /> Image:JailLetter2PostScript.jpeg|Postscript<br /> Image:JailLetter2Disclaimer.jpeg|Jail disclaimer<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> <br /> *[[Kenneth Erwin Englehardt]]<br /> *[[Messiah complex]]<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Writings}}<br /> {{FanChats}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Historical Documents]]</div>

NoCaps https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:NoCaps&diff=269878 2021-10-10T18:46:12Z

<p>NoCaps: </p> <hr /> <div>its me nocaps !!! i will edit the cwcki sometimes . my only actual contribution is adding a new shirt to [[Chris and fashion]]<br /> {{Transgender}}<br /> {{Britfag}}<br /> {{Homo}}<br /> {{BoyfriendFreeGirl}}<br /> {{Hex-Box}}<br /> {{Virgin with rage}}<br /> {{LiquidChris}}<br /> {{PS2}}<br /> <br /> {| style=&quot;background:{{{background|{{{bg|#FCF5FF}}}}}}; border:1px solid {{{border|#B6A3BF}}}; border-top:8px solid {{{border_head|{{{head_bg|{{{border|#B6A3BF}}}}}}}}}; color:{{{color|#000}}}; width:100%; max-width:{{{width|618}}}px; margin:0 auto 16px;&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;vertical-align:top;&quot;<br /> | style=&quot;padding:5px;&quot; | {{#if:{{{img_border|}}}|&lt;div style=&quot;border:{{{img_border|}}}&quot;&gt;}}[[File:{{{image|Cwc_bald.png}}}|{{{img_width|90}}}px]]{{#if:{{{img_border|}}}|&lt;/div&gt;}}<br /> | style=&quot;padding:0 5px 0 1px; width:100%;&quot; |&lt;div style=&quot;font-size:1.25em; margin:0&quot;&gt;'''{{{title|Look at this image}}}'''&lt;/div&gt;<br /> ----<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;margin-bottom:0&quot;&gt;{{{text|Look at this image. Amazing, isn't it?}}}&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> [[File:Sonichu_-_Issue_0,_Cover.jpg]]</div>

NoCaps https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:NoCaps&diff=269877 2021-10-10T18:45:53Z

<p>NoCaps: </p> <hr /> <div>its me nocaps !!! i will edit the cwcki sometimes . my only actual contribution is adding a new shirt to [[Chris and fashion]]<br /> {{Transgender}}<br /> {{Britfag}}<br /> {{Homo}}<br /> {{BoyfriendFreeGirl}}<br /> {{Hex-Box}}<br /> {{Virgin with rage}}<br /> {{LiquidChris}}<br /> <br /> {| style=&quot;background:{{{background|{{{bg|#FCF5FF}}}}}}; border:1px solid {{{border|#B6A3BF}}}; border-top:8px solid {{{border_head|{{{head_bg|{{{border|#B6A3BF}}}}}}}}}; color:{{{color|#000}}}; width:100%; max-width:{{{width|618}}}px; margin:0 auto 16px;&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;vertical-align:top;&quot;<br /> | style=&quot;padding:5px;&quot; | {{#if:{{{img_border|}}}|&lt;div style=&quot;border:{{{img_border|}}}&quot;&gt;}}[[File:{{{image|Cwc_bald.png}}}|{{{img_width|90}}}px]]{{#if:{{{img_border|}}}|&lt;/div&gt;}}<br /> | style=&quot;padding:0 5px 0 1px; width:100%;&quot; |&lt;div style=&quot;font-size:1.25em; margin:0&quot;&gt;'''{{{title|Look at this image}}}'''&lt;/div&gt;<br /> ----<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;margin-bottom:0&quot;&gt;{{{text|Look at this image. Amazing, isn't it?}}}&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> [[File:Sonichu_-_Issue_0,_Cover.jpg]]</div>

NoCaps https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:NoCaps&diff=269876 2021-10-10T18:45:27Z

<p>NoCaps: </p> <hr /> <div>its me nocaps !!! i will edit the cwcki sometimes . my only actual contribution is adding a new shirt to [[Chris and fashion]]<br /> {{Transgender}}<br /> {{Britfag}}<br /> {{Homo}}<br /> {{BoyfriendFreeGirl}}<br /> {{Hex-Box}}<br /> {{Virgin with rage}}<br /> <br /> {| style=&quot;background:{{{background|{{{bg|#FCF5FF}}}}}}; border:1px solid {{{border|#B6A3BF}}}; border-top:8px solid {{{border_head|{{{head_bg|{{{border|#B6A3BF}}}}}}}}}; color:{{{color|#000}}}; width:100%; max-width:{{{width|618}}}px; margin:0 auto 16px;&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;vertical-align:top;&quot;<br /> | style=&quot;padding:5px;&quot; | {{#if:{{{img_border|}}}|&lt;div style=&quot;border:{{{img_border|}}}&quot;&gt;}}[[File:{{{image|Cwc_bald.png}}}|{{{img_width|90}}}px]]{{#if:{{{img_border|}}}|&lt;/div&gt;}}<br /> | style=&quot;padding:0 5px 0 1px; width:100%;&quot; |&lt;div style=&quot;font-size:1.25em; margin:0&quot;&gt;'''{{{title|Look at this image}}}'''&lt;/div&gt;<br /> ----<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;margin-bottom:0&quot;&gt;{{{text|Look at this image. Amazing, isn't it?}}}&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> [[File:Sonichu_-_Issue_0,_Cover.jpg]]</div>

NoCaps https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:NoCaps&diff=269740 2021-10-10T12:13:35Z

<p>NoCaps: </p> <hr /> <div>its me nocaps !!! i will edit the cwcki sometimes . my only actual contribution is adding a new shirt to [[Chris and fashion]]<br /> {{Transgender}}<br /> {{Britfag}}<br /> {{Homo}}<br /> {{BoyfriendFreeGirl}}<br /> <br /> {| style=&quot;background:{{{background|{{{bg|#FCF5FF}}}}}}; border:1px solid {{{border|#B6A3BF}}}; border-top:8px solid {{{border_head|{{{head_bg|{{{border|#B6A3BF}}}}}}}}}; color:{{{color|#000}}}; width:100%; max-width:{{{width|618}}}px; margin:0 auto 16px;&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;vertical-align:top;&quot;<br /> | style=&quot;padding:5px;&quot; | {{#if:{{{img_border|}}}|&lt;div style=&quot;border:{{{img_border|}}}&quot;&gt;}}[[File:{{{image|Cwc_bald.png}}}|{{{img_width|90}}}px]]{{#if:{{{img_border|}}}|&lt;/div&gt;}}<br /> | style=&quot;padding:0 5px 0 1px; width:100%;&quot; |&lt;div style=&quot;font-size:1.25em; margin:0&quot;&gt;'''{{{title|Look at this image}}}'''&lt;/div&gt;<br /> ----<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;margin-bottom:0&quot;&gt;{{{text|Look at this image. Amazing, isn't it?}}}&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> [[File:Sonichu_-_Issue_0,_Cover.jpg]]</div>

NoCaps https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:NoCaps&diff=269739 2021-10-10T12:10:30Z

<p>NoCaps: </p> <hr /> <div>zap to the extreme!!!1<br /> {{Transgender}}<br /> {{Britfag}}<br /> {{Homo}}<br /> {{BoyfriendFreeGirl}}<br /> <br /> {| style=&quot;background:{{{background|{{{bg|#FCF5FF}}}}}}; border:1px solid {{{border|#B6A3BF}}}; border-top:8px solid {{{border_head|{{{head_bg|{{{border|#B6A3BF}}}}}}}}}; color:{{{color|#000}}}; width:100%; max-width:{{{width|618}}}px; margin:0 auto 16px;&quot;<br /> |- style=&quot;vertical-align:top;&quot;<br /> | style=&quot;padding:5px;&quot; | {{#if:{{{img_border|}}}|&lt;div style=&quot;border:{{{img_border|}}}&quot;&gt;}}[[File:{{{image|Cwc_bald.png}}}|{{{img_width|90}}}px]]{{#if:{{{img_border|}}}|&lt;/div&gt;}}<br /> | style=&quot;padding:0 5px 0 1px; width:100%;&quot; |&lt;div style=&quot;font-size:1.25em; margin:0&quot;&gt;'''{{{title|Look at this image}}}'''&lt;/div&gt;<br /> ----<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;margin-bottom:0&quot;&gt;{{{text|Look at this image. Amazing, isn't it?}}}&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> [[File:Sonichu_-_Issue_0,_Cover.jpg]]</div>

NoCaps https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:NoCaps&diff=269738 2021-10-10T12:05:50Z

<p>NoCaps: </p> <hr /> <div>zap to the extreme!!!1<br /> {{Transgender}}<br /> {{Britfag}}<br /> {{Homo}}<br /> {{BoyfriendFreeGirl}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Sonichu_-_Issue_0,_Cover.jpg]]</div>

NoCaps https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&diff=269737 2021-10-10T11:43:30Z

<p>NoCaps: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;center&gt;[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]&lt;br&gt;It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]].&lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;''[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] is [[August 2021 Arrest and Court Case|now in jail]] for alleged [[incest]]. His next court hearing is to be '''18 November 2021'''.''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> *'''1 October''' - '''[[Barb]]''' turns 80.<br /> *'''10 October''' - '''[[Chris]]''' [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-writes-to-kengle-from-prison-dated-october-10th-2021.102598/#post-10177161/ replies] to a letter from [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Other_enablers#Kenneth_Englehardt/ Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt].<br /> *'''24 September''' - [[Null]] '''[[Chris's letter from jail|gets a letter in the mail]]''' from Chris.<br /> *'''20 September''' - A fan visits [[14 Branchland Court]] and '''[[Fan visits#Barb Visit|gets brief audio]]''' of [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]], asking about Chris.<br /> *'''16 September''' - Chris's trial on charges of incest is '''[[August 2021 Arrest and Court Case|given a continuance]]''' to 18 November.<br /> &lt;center&gt;''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, visit [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Kiwi Farms].''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;noinclude&gt;{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in the list at any time. If a full calendar month passes after an entry is listed (eg it is 1 April and there is an entry from 28 February still up), it should be removed, even if the list then has fewer than seven items.<br /> <br /> To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Remove items when they are about a month in the past. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] &lt;/noinclude&gt;</div>

NoCaps https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:NoCaps&diff=268844 2021-10-03T19:38:27Z

<p>NoCaps: </p> <hr /> <div>zap to the extreme!!!1<br /> {{Transgender}}<br /> {{Britfag}}<br /> {{Homo}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Sonichu_-_Issue_0,_Cover.jpg]]</div>

NoCaps https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:NoCaps&diff=268843 2021-10-03T19:38:18Z

<p>NoCaps: </p> <hr /> <div>zap to the extreme!!!1<br /> {{Britfag}}<br /> {{Homo}}<br /> {{Transgender}}<br /> [[File:Sonichu_-_Issue_0,_Cover.jpg]]</div>

NoCaps https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:NoCaps&diff=268842 2021-10-03T19:37:54Z

<p>NoCaps: </p> <hr /> <div>zap to the extreme!!!1<br /> {{Britfag}}<br /> {{Homo}}<br /> [[File:Sonichu_-_Issue_0,_Cover.jpg]]</div>

NoCaps https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Spazkid&diff=268781 2021-10-03T15:23:43Z

<p>NoCaps: Changed redirect target from Sonichu The Animated Series to Sonichu the Animated Series</p> <hr /> <div>#REDIRECT [[Sonichu the Animated Series]]</div>

NoCaps https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Spazkid&diff=268780 2021-10-03T15:23:04Z

<p>NoCaps: Redirected page to Sonichu The Animated Series</p> <hr /> <div>#REDIRECT [[Sonichu The Animated Series]]</div>

NoCaps https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:NoCaps&diff=268756 2021-10-03T13:11:13Z

<p>NoCaps: /* wow a talk page */ new section</p> <hr /> <div>:oh boy, my very own talk page<br /> <br /> == wow a talk page ==<br /> <br /> so cool!</div>

NoCaps https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&diff=268713 2021-10-02T21:10:44Z

<p>NoCaps: funny</p> <hr /> <div>&lt;center&gt;[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]&lt;br&gt;It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]].&lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;''[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] is [[August 2021 Arrest and Court Case|now in jail]] for alleged [[incest]]. His next court hearing is to be '''18 November 2021'''.''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> *'''1 October''' - '''[[Barbie-Chan]]''' turns 80.<br /> *'''24 September''' - [[Null]] '''[[Chris's letter from jail|gets a letter in the mail]]''' from Chris.<br /> *'''20 September''' - A fan visits [[14 Branchland Court]] and '''[[Fan visits#Barb Visit|gets brief audio]]''' of [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]], asking about Chris.<br /> *'''16 September''' - Chris's trial on charges of incest is '''[[August 2021 Arrest and Court Case|given a continuance]]''' to 18 November.<br /> *'''6 September''' - A [[Carpetbaggers|carpetbagger]] visits [[14 Branchland Court]] to take '''[[Post-Merge Era#Winfield Winfield|pictures and a video]]''' of the house and the surrounding property.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, visit [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Kiwi Farms].''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;noinclude&gt;{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in the list at any time. If a full calendar month passes after an entry is listed (eg it is 1 April and there is an entry from 28 February still up), it should be removed, even if the list then has fewer than seven items.<br /> <br /> To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Remove items when they are about a month in the past. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] &lt;/noinclude&gt;</div>

NoCaps https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Picture_of_the_now&diff=268711 2021-10-02T21:01:12Z

<p>NoCaps: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;div class=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;width: auto; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> [[File:Nullletter2.jpg|500px]]<br /> <br /> &lt;noinclude&gt;{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits pride of place on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is used to display a picture, which is normally related to recent Chris activity. Beside it should be a caption, quote or brief explanation of the picture, with appropriate wiki links. Suggestions for new pictures of the now can be discussed on [[Template talk:Picture of the now|this template's talk page]].}} [[Category: Pages that have been edited by Chris]]&lt;/noinclude&gt;</div>

NoCaps https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Video_of_the_now&diff=268710 2021-10-02T21:00:50Z

<p>NoCaps: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> {{#ev:youtube|G7l81KGh43g}}<br /> <br /> &lt;/div&gt;&lt;noinclude&gt;{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits pride of place on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is used to display a video, which is normally related to recent Chris activity - or in quieter times - amusing fan-created content. Suggestions for new videos of the now can be discussed on [[Template talk:Video of the now|this template's talk page]].}}[[Category:Front page templates]]&lt;/noinclude&gt;</div>

NoCaps https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:TheClassic2&diff=268639 2021-10-02T12:52:38Z

<p>NoCaps: Created page with &quot;{{Icon|{{{1|}}} |name = The Classic 2.0 |image = Chrisshirt_classic20.png |link = File:Chrisshirt_classic20.png |text = The Classic 2.0 }}&lt;noinclu...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>{{Icon|{{{1|}}}<br /> |name = The Classic 2.0<br /> |image = Chrisshirt_classic20.png<br /> |link = File:Chrisshirt_classic20.png<br /> |text = [[Chris and fashion|The Classic 2.0]]<br /> }}&lt;noinclude&gt;{{usage|1=This template is an [[:Category:Icon Templates|icon template]], mostly for use in the [[Template:Infobox/video|video template]] and on video list pages. It supports a text parameter, for displaying a label beside the icon. The format for using this template is: &lt;br/&gt;<br /> *'''&lt;nowiki&gt;{{&lt;/nowiki&gt;{{PAGENAME}}&lt;nowiki&gt;}}&lt;/nowiki&gt;''' - Displays: {{ {{PAGENAME}} }}<br /> *'''&lt;nowiki&gt;{{&lt;/nowiki&gt;{{PAGENAME}}{{!}}text&lt;nowiki&gt;}}&lt;/nowiki&gt;''' - Displays: {{{{PAGENAME}}|text}}<br /> *'''&lt;nowiki&gt;{{&lt;/nowiki&gt;{{PAGENAME}}{{!}}Custom Text Here&lt;nowiki&gt;}}&lt;/nowiki&gt;''' - Displays: {{{{PAGENAME}}|Custom Text Here}}<br /> }}<br /> [[Category:Shirt Icons]]&lt;/noinclude&gt;</div>

NoCaps https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:NoCaps&diff=268588 2021-10-01T21:16:53Z

<p>NoCaps: not giving you edit summaries on my own userpage LOL</p> <hr /> <div>zap to the extreme!!!1<br /> {{Britfag}}<br /> {{Eurofag}}<br /> [[File:Sonichu_-_Issue_0,_Cover.jpg]]</div>

NoCaps https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:NoCaps&diff=268587 2021-10-01T21:16:16Z

<p>NoCaps: </p> <hr /> <div>zap to the extreme!!!1<br /> {{Britfag}}<br /> {{Eurofag}}<br /> [[File:Sonichu_-_Issue_15,_Cover.jpg]]</div>

NoCaps https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_sex&diff=268537 2021-10-01T19:48:02Z

<p>NoCaps: Re-added the protip. #MakeTheCWCkiFunnyAgain</p> <hr /> <div>{{Dated}}<br /> {{Honest}}<br /> {{HealthDisclosure}}<br /> [[Chris]] has a warped view of '''sexual intercourse''' (a.k.a. '''hanky-panky''' and '''romps in the hay'''&lt;ref&gt;Chris has used this phrase since approximately [[2018]], including in [[:File:SchuComic12-9Page29.JPG|Sonichu #12-9]], on his [[July 2018 social media posts#BronyCon thoughts|polyamorous marriage]] and on his [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559 incest with his mother].&lt;/ref&gt;), mostly stemming from stunted sexual development, [[Borb|a sheltered upbringing]], and the [[Autism|twisted, disjointed]] [[Chris and reality|worldview]] he acquired as a result. He first developed an understanding of sex from watching softcore porn on HBO at around age 16. He describes pornographic films as &quot;educational&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;[[Miyamoto Saga#Chris Sets the Record STRAIGHT]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Knowledge of sex==<br /> In his mind, Chris has mastered all there is to know about sex, and now regards himself as a bit of a guru. He has said that kissing a woman is &quot;magical and delightful... sweet and melting like ice cream or chocolate&quot;, a description he [[Things Chris has ripped off|stole]] from ''[[Sailor Moon]]''.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 18#He might as well be talking about how to pilot the space shuttle|Mailbag 18]]&lt;/ref&gt; In truth, for much of the time he was presenting this advice Chris had yet to even kiss a girl.&lt;ref name=&quot;Jackie E-mails 2&quot;&gt;[[Jackie E-mails 2]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> What he knows about sex he's picked up from rudimentary [[high school]] [[Dating education|sex education]] or [[List of Chris's Adam &amp; Eve purchases|pornography]]. This has engendered many false beliefs in Chris, which he sticks to religiously. Readers who brave his [[Chris Sex Logs|sex chat logs]] should immediately notice what's going wrong--Chris's fantasies are merely recreations of what he's seen in pornos, rather than plausible sexual experiences. For example, he believed that [[Kacey]] would welcome a brutal tit-fucking followed by load after load of [[navy]] to the face.&lt;ref&gt;[[Kacey Phone Call]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Other examples of Chris's crude misconceptions about sex abound. He mimics female porn stars' sex positions, spreads an imaginary vagina a yard across,&lt;ref name=&quot;JR Eyes&quot;&gt;[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]&lt;/ref&gt; thinks that the clitoris is located on the female body where the [[wikipedia:Perineum|perineum]] is located on the male one&lt;ref&gt;[[September 2014 Facebook Posts#Introducing the Un-clit]]&lt;/ref&gt; and believes that electric shocks to the vagina are pleasurable.&lt;ref name=&quot;Cums cat&quot;&gt;[[CWC Cums for a Cat]]&lt;/ref&gt; He also seems to believe that a woman's vagina is higher up on the woman's body that it actually is;&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:SchuComicSP3P7.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt; this is undoubtedly due to his experience with his [[Kimmi|sex]] [[Officer Nasty|dolls]]. The &quot;missionary cowgirl&quot; position mentioned in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] is a contradiction in terms. He can't even get the most basic double entendres correct, wearing a terrible [[CWC Cola|Mountain Dew]] parody shirt thinking it's an invitation for women to try and ride his broken [[penis]].&lt;ref name=&quot;JR Eyes&quot; /&gt; He thinks that his [[Virgin with rage|virginity]] is a precious and sought-after treasure which women will come in droves to take (he even went so far as to use it as a bargaining chip to haggle with a prostitute), and believes that [[mass debating]] ultimately makes him better at sex.<br /> <br /> With Chris's [[Chris and English|slippery grip on language]], he is also noticeably confused about basic sexual terminology. For example, Chris told Ivy he had a &quot;sticky dream&quot; about her. When Ivy asked if he meant a wet dream, he replied, &quot;No, that's when you pee yourself, silly!&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Ivy Q&amp;A#Threats]]&lt;/ref&gt; While he may have the best of intentions, his word choices unwittingly present him in a very bad light. He refuses to use common terms--either medical or slang--for sex organs, instead calling penises &quot;[[duck]]s&quot; and &quot;[[pickle]]s&quot;, and vaginas and vulvae &quot;[[china]]&quot; or &quot;tom-tom&quot; out of a childish aversion borne of disgust.<br /> <br /> In [[August 2011]], Chris said he is into female domination.&lt;ref&gt;[[Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya]]&lt;/ref&gt; (going as far as to draw Sonichu and Rosechu performing the act in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]).<br /> <br /> ==Moral basis on sex and double standards==<br /> ===The Bible===<br /> [[Image:DatingEducation.jpg|thumb|250px|69ing? Intercourse? ''Really''? In a ''children's'' comic? Because they should know all about this stuff.]]<br /> {{quote|You have heard that it was said by them of old time, You shall not commit adultery: but I say to you, that whosoever looks on a woman to lust after her has committed adultery with her already in his heart.|Matthew 5:27-28}}<br /> <br /> Sex as viewed through Chris's eyes is (partially) dictated by the Bible - or rather, by his religion, as Chris's Biblical knowledge is extremely poor. Chris is very strict on keeping to the word of God when male homosexuality is the topic, vehemently stating that he ''hates'' homos, but with no hesitation views lesbian porn and approves of it [[Mass debating|masturbatorily]]&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC's Second Message]]&lt;/ref&gt;, and as of 2014, seemed to be adopting a more progressive view of even gay men and their rights (albeit begrudgingly). In 2015 Chris made a video lamenting his &quot;past&quot; homophobia and clarifying that he apparently now has great liking and admiration for male homosexuality, [[Retroactive continuity|retconning]] the viscous homophobic tirade of [[Sonichu 10]] into a bizarre zombie apocalypse, implying that he realizes religion is not an excuse for discrimination. Another violation of his Christian morals is the fact that he planned on losing his virginity on the [[Third date|third or fourth date]] with his true sweetheart (read: first girl who will last three dates with Chris). This is, of course, blatant violation of the Christian value of marriage before sex.<br /> <br /> The Bible also frowns upon [[Nudes|pornographers]], of which he is very guilty and holds no apparent [[Chris and remorse|remorse]]. These double standards cause many trolls to despise him, seeing as he selectively chooses what to denigrate and what is OK in his own personal dogma, although to be fair, the same is true of many Christians anyway.<br /> <br /> Despite people pointing out these contradictions, even quoting passages of the Bible, he will deny it. This is most likely because he goes to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|a very liberal church]], so any question about premarital sex is probably interpreted quite liberally, and Chris believes that his church and ''only'' his church defines the entirety of religious morality - as it applies to him, anyway. When Chris asks Rocky about passages quoted to him by [[trolls]], she only fuels his à la carte Christianity by saying things like sex before marriage is okay as long as the couple is in love, which contradicts Christian doctrine.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 8]]&lt;/ref&gt; In summary, Chris picks and chooses what parts of Christian doctrine suit his own prejudices, and disregards the ones that would interfere with his [[Love Quest]].<br /> <br /> ===Sexism===<br /> [[File:Female anatomy according to chris.png|thumb|A moderately detailed portrait of what Chris probably thought females looked like before meeting [[Mia Hamm]].]]<br /> <br /> Chris seems to consider a female sexual partner as a rubber stamp over his (alleged) sexual orientation. Flying in the face of any moral system he's ever held, he announced his desire to upload on the Internet a video of his first full sexual intercourse, even if his hypothetical partner refused to consent to it.&lt;ref&gt;[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The Introduction Image Space is NOT Ad Space (CCS)]]&lt;/ref&gt; After further prodding, he added that he would simply hide the camera, record the event without her consent and blur her face before making the video public.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 31#In which Chris crosses yet another line]]&lt;/ref&gt; In [[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC]], Chris indicated that if a woman accused him of being gay in person, he would sexually assault them by demanding they submit to a kiss and allow him to videotape the act, possibly as a way of proving his straightness.<br /> <br /> For Chris, as stated above, [[Women's rights|a woman is just a living, sentient sex-toy]], existing only to validate him as a heterosexual. As long as they're straight and younger than him, of course.<br /> <br /> ==Chris in the act==<br /> [[Image:JULAY-small.gif|frame|right|Christian [[For Julie's Eyes Only|professing his love]] for &quot;[[BlueSpike|Julie]]&quot;.]]<br /> Leaked tapes of Chris's audio sex with [[Julie]], and the infamous sex tape with Kimmi shed light on Chris as he acts out on his fantasies. In particular, the sex tape shows how Chris assumes ''female'' positions, notably riding on top of Kimmi in a scene straight out of a porno. It seems that Chris's entirety of knowledge about sexual relationships stems from ignoring the [[JERKS|men]] in pornography (due to fear of becoming a [[homo]]).<br /> <br /> However, it should be noted that in most of Chris's Rule 34 drawings the characters do tend to assume positions which are fitting for their gender, including Chris.&lt;ref&gt;For examples, see the [[Sonichu 8#The uncensored scenes|uncensored panels]] from Sonichu 8, [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]], [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]], the [[Giant Penis Comic]] and [[Jackie E-mails 14]].&lt;/ref&gt; It might be that Chris adopts female positions not so much due to ignorance regarding sex, but more because of [[Tomgirl pictures|his identification with the opposite gender]].<br /> <br /> Chris's view of cunnilingus, put on display in [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]], involves slobbering all over a woman's vagina. Despite all his knowledge of porn, he fails to see how cunnilingus is more than just slobbering, but proper tongue action to stimulate the clitoris.<br /> <br /> In the leaked media, Chris displays that he may have some issues with delayed orgasm. This can either be physiological (bent duck, [[Obesity|being overweight]], lack of endurance) or psychological in nature (performance anxiety, high expectations, intrusive homoerotic thoughts, subconscious guilt about sex), or a combination thereof.<br /> <br /> In 2018 the 2018 [[All Star]] video, Chris is seen tugging his [[duck]] along to the song. He remains flaccid the entire time; his inability to get an erection is possibly a side effect of [[Transgender|HRT]]. If this is true, Chris will certainly not be getting any hanky-panky in the future.<br /> <br /> During his time losing his virginity to a [[Mia Hamm| prostitute]] its worth noting that he first received a blowjob, than demanded cowgirl before possible missionary later; [[Obesity| but luckily for her]] he couldn't last very long and finished just after she rid him for a bit; this is important as it points to 2 big problems with Chris; first his lack of self control due to him [[Navy| finishing]] so quickly, second is that he ordered possibly the laziest sex position in the book, with Mia doing pretty much all of the physical exercise with Chris being a lazy fuck.<br /> <br /> ==Homosexuality==<br /> {{main|Chris and sexuality}}<br /> <br /> ==Pedophilia==<br /> {{main|Pedofork}}<br /> <br /> ==Bestiality==<br /> {{quote|I can imagine myself doing it with a [[Patti-chan|collie]] at least. you know, like Lassie.|Chris to [[PandaHalo]]&lt;ref name=&quot;collie&quot;&gt;[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> [[File:PattiLuv.jpg|thumb|Run, Patti, run!]]<br /> [[File:Super-mode.jpg|thumb|left|90px|Chris, sporting a [[ECV 00002‎|homemade fursuit]].]]<br /> <br /> In [[December 2008]], Chris told [[PandaHalo]] he would be willing to have sex with a female dog for her.&lt;ref name=&quot;collie&quot; /&gt; However, in his [[Chris-chan Discusses...‎|interview with ScrewAttackEurope]], Chris says he's against bestiality, then hoists himself by his own petard by claiming that Sonichu &amp; co. are not &quot;half-humans&quot; but &quot;all-animals&quot; with human form; so technically this isn't bestiality, as they're animals having sex with each other.<br /> <br /> Chris suggested that Brian from ''[[Family Guy]]'' be paired up with &quot;any sexy breed&quot; of dog.&lt;ref&gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20161007175309/http://archive.sonichu.com:80/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Family_Guy The Family Guy article on CWCipedia]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> In [[The Red-Maned Deer]], Chris recites a poem he wrote about having sex with a deer, but at the end of it states, &quot;This was, in fact, NOT an act of bestiality. For you see, the Red-Maned Deer I have been communicating with and tracking, is really...my lo-my womanly sweetheart, named [[Jacklyn Romy]].&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[The Red-Maned Deer]]&lt;/ref&gt; The fact that the deer is Jackie is obvious, but in spite of this he explicitly stated that it was her at the end. <br /> <br /> In a photo of the [[Rental House]] from June 2014, the Chandler minivan bears a bumper sticker reading &quot;I Sleep with Dogs&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Chandler Cars 1600w.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt; What exactly this means is yet to be determined.<br /> <br /> ===Is Chris a furry?===<br /> {{Wise|he is a furry.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I am half-Sonichu and half-Pokemon, thus making me a &quot;furry&quot;.|Chris, May 2018, during the aftermath of the [[Idea Guys]] saga.&lt;ref&gt;https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/997320832040005634&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> Whether or not Chris can actually be considered a furry was, for a long time, debated.&lt;ref&gt;From [[Sarah May Skype Logs#Chris tries to leave|the Sarah May Skype Logs]]: [7:17:25] '''Sarah May''': Did you feel sexually aroused when you drew them? [7:17:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.''': a bit.&lt;/ref&gt; There are some things that point in that direction. [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] is in many ways similar to a fursona. Chris has also used the character while cybering with [[Julie]].&lt;ref name=&quot;Cums cat&quot; /&gt; Finally, in the [[Giant Penis Comic]], Chris and [[Ivy]] both morph into fursonas during the act of sex. However, it was confirmed by [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] that Chris was actually prejudiced against furries, not because of who they are, but because many furries tend to be [[homos]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A#Racism and homophobia]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Under the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], in May 2018, Chris went back on another of his long-held beliefs. Becoming another of the things he used to loathe, Chris dubbed himself a furry.&lt;ref&gt;[[May_2018_social_media_posts#Michael_Hirtes_BTFO]]&lt;/ref&gt; The Idea Guys also [[brainwashed]] him into believing he is in a [[polyamorous marriage]] with furry [[imaginary friends]] such as [[Magi-Chan]] and [[Cryzel]], and Chris believes he has had sexual relations with these imaginary friends.&lt;ref&gt;[[July 2018 social media posts#BronyCon thoughts]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> While Chris may loosely qualify as a furry via his obsession with anthropomorphic [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], he has not participated in the furry community itself.<br /> <br /> {{-}}<br /> <br /> ==Prostitution==<br /> [[Image:Virginbreaker.png|thumb|Chris's leaked [[Facebook]] announcement that he had lost his virginity. Initially igniting a firestorm of controversy, Chris himself let it slip that she was found &quot;somewhere on the backpage&quot; soon after.]]<br /> <br /> Given how badly Chris wanted to lose his virginity, many observers have wondered why he didn't immediately spend some of his [[tugboat]] on a prostitute. [[Mumble 4]], from [[February 2009]], answered that question for a while. There, Chris explained that paying for sex would render the act &quot;meaningless,&quot; and he was - in a rare display of common sense - afraid of contracting a sexually transmitted disease.<br /> <br /> Needs must as the devil drives, though. While being blackmailed by [[Jack Thaddeus]] in the summer of [[2009]], Chris attempted to solicit the services of a Craigslist prostitute to fuck on camera so he could recover his hacked [[PlayStation Network]] accounts. After describing his personal problems to the prostitute, she hung up on him. Chris was apparently trying to get free sex from the hooker with long, rambling stories about his horrible life to try and gain sympathy. He was genuinely shocked when she didn't offer to fuck him out of pity, unaware that prostitutes, by definition, only have sex with men for money.<br /> <br /> Previously, in [[March 2009]], [[Bryan Bash]] had sent a trio of prostitutes to [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] so he would no longer be a virgin with rage. [[Hooker incident|Hilarity ensued]]. <br /> <br /> By the beginning of [[2010]], Chris's views on prostitution had further softened. According to his [[Vivian Gee E-mails 2|conversations with Vivian Gee]], around the turn of the year he was attempting to save $100 out of his monthly budget to buy himself a whore for his 28th [[birthday]]. This, presumably, was the &quot;hundred dollars for a damn hooker&quot; he referred to when [[&quot;Damian Antaria&quot;, PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|begging the Wallflower for sex]] on YouTube in [[March 2010]].<br /> <br /> Between [[April 2010|April]] and [[July 2010]], under the name of [[Carlos Chantor]], Chris tried to offer himself up as a male escort. He described himself as &quot;[[Chris and reality|Experienced for Her Pleasure]]&quot;, with an [[obesity|average]] body type.&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie E-mails 6]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Later, under the guise of his troll persona [[JenkinsJinkies]], Chris attempted to acquire the contact details of the hookers Brian Bash had previously hired. While it is possible that Chris merely wished to make his disguise more convincing by implying that 14 year old Jenkins wished to hire prostitutes, it seems far more likely that Chris actually was considering hiring Brian's girls.<br /> <br /> In [[April 2012]] a [[Facebook]] status leaked in which Chris announced that he was no longer a virgin. Suspicion arose that this was due to the help of a hooker. Chris provided further evidence suggesting that [[Mia Hamm|the girl]] was a prostitute on 1 [[May 2012|May]] when he wrote in a [[Facebook#Hey, Trollies|Facebook note]] that his virgin breaker can be found &quot;somewhere on the [[Wikipedia:Backpage|backpage]]&quot;, a website known for featuring sex service ads.&lt;ref&gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20210206132219/https://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/19/opinion/kristof-not-quite-a-teen-yet-sold-for-sex.html?_r=1]&lt;/ref&gt; On 28/29 June 2014 Chris openly admitted that his first time was with a prostitute, and that he had sex with her twice.&lt;ref&gt;[[Other documents#Chris's wingman]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> In [[June 2016]], Chris himself made [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|another attempt]] to enter the prostitution business, now as a [[Tomgirl|trans woman]], going by the name &quot;Stephanie Bustcakes&quot;. Predictably, Chris was unable to find any &quot;women of any orientation&quot; who were interested in paying him $100 to have sex either &quot;one way or the lesbian way&quot;, and the Stephanie Bustcakes persona has not yet reappeared.<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisChanSexForMoney.png|thumb|200px]]<br /> On 24 April 2018, while under the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], who had allegedly been extorting him out of thousands of dollars, Chris announced:&lt;ref&gt;[[April 2018 social media posts#Will provide house tour and suck dicks for money]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Anyone living locally to me in Virginia, or visiting in Charlottesville, I’ll give y’all BJs for money too. Serious.}}<br /> <br /> A fan on Twitter messaged him about it. In their conversation, Chris said:&lt;ref name=price&gt;[[:File:NAME YOUR PRICE!!.jpeg]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Consider me a beginner with experience blowing [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan|my loving boyfriend]], willing to learn and adapt further. $50 for that BJ from this celeb; if he wants butt sex, that will be $100. Cash only.}}<br /> <br /> Chris told [[CWCProtectSquad]] member Tings Tingz that he was indeed serious about prostituting himself, had several offers, but had not taken on any customers. When asked if he would consider, Chris responded, &quot;a little from Column 'A' and the latter from Column 'B'&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:TingsTingz concern for the prostitution message.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> After the [[Guard Dogs]] rescued Chris from the Idea Guys' influence, he reversed course and disavowed the prostitution messages on 7 May 2018, saying he had been coerced.&lt;ref&gt;https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/993693423084318720&lt;/ref&gt; He went further on 25 May, saying he had been forced to write such things, and implied the Idea Guys had been behind it.&lt;ref&gt;[[May 2018 social media posts#Calling out the Idea Guys]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Incest==<br /> {{main|Incest}}<br /> {{Dated}}<br /> {{Quote|I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]].|Chris, 2016}}<br /> <br /> [[File:CWCSonichu Rule34.jpeg|thumb|Chris having sex with his &quot;son,&quot; Sonichu, in order to fulfill a prophecy to bring Crystal into the world.]]<br /> <br /> [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], Chris's imaginary twin sister, appeared as a [[:image:153-GirlfriendsGift.jpg|&quot;girlfriend&quot; card]] he made for ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'', and her attractiveness and desirability are brought up several times in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] comics well after being established as Chris's twin. Chris has shown complete ignorance in matters incestuous before; his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] are all related (despite their type and appearance differences, they all come from [[homos|Sonic and the same male Pikachu]]-apart from that fact, they were all created by Chris and acknowledge him as such- Sonichu and Rosechu calling him father), but many of them are paired off with one-another (notably Sonichu/Rosechu, Bubbles/Blake, and Magi/Silvana- Simonla was technically made by someone else), banging and some even [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|having]] [[Sandy Rosechu|kids]]. Chris's own comic children are a form of incest- as Chris impregnated himself with his navy. Chris shrugs off [[Autism|all medical/science facts]] and lists the two as perfectly healthy and Autism Free.<br /> <br /> Chris first expounded his views on incest to the internet on 31 [[January 2009]] during the [[Mumble 1|first Mumble chat]], when it was revealed that he did not fully understood the meaning of the word &quot;incest&quot;. While he showed aversion toward incest in the chat, his condemnation of it was lukewarm, saying that he would only &quot;definitely discourage that&quot; and that lesbian incest is &quot;possibly OK&quot; due to no reproduction being involved. Compare this to his statements about male homosexuality from the same chat (&quot;I hate homo males [...] I'd sooner have a [[Tomgirl Saga|sex change]] before I would ever turn into a homo&quot;) or to his statements about male homosexuality from earlier that month, saying that he would make it a crime and force its practitioners into having sex with members of the opposite gender.&lt;ref&gt;[[IRC (02 January 2009)]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> A year later, Chris's views became staunch. When a correspondent in the [[Mailbag]] pointed out that Chris's state allows cousin marriage but not same-sex marriage, Chris furiously denied it and wrote, &quot;Cousin-Marriage is just as Terrible and Unholy as MARRYING YOUR OWN MOTHER OR FATHER!&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Common Questions#5 January 2010]]&lt;/ref&gt; When another correspondent responded to Chris by saying that he is happily married to his cousin and that their marriage is indeed legal in Virginia, Chris answered him by saying he was destined to hell for his relationship,&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 34#Good luck in hell]]&lt;/ref&gt; not realizing that incest is shown in a positive light in [[Chris and religion|the Bible]]. When the subject came up again in the next mailbag, Chris said that sexual relations between cousins are just as wrong as incest between parents and their children or between siblings, and that all those relationships were condemned in the &quot;same part&quot; of the Bible,&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 35#I think he wanted a specific verse]]&lt;/ref&gt; which is not actually true.&lt;ref&gt; [https://web.archive.org/web/20051223102404/http://www.cousincouples.com/?page=religion]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> During the [[Idea Guy]] saga, the troll convinced Chris that [[Magi-Chan]] foretold of a prophecy in which [[Crystal]] would be born by Chris mating with Sonichu. He also informed Chris that if this was drawn, he wouldn't have to do it in real life. Chris complied&lt;ref&gt;https://archive.md/AL1PT&lt;/ref&gt;. During the nonsensical [[Sonichu 13| issue 13]] of Sonichu incest is unsurprisingly everywhere, from [[Chris Chan Sonichu]] getting married to [[Magichan]] to Chris and Sonichu raping each other.<br /> <br /> ===Dreams of sex with Barb===<br /> On 10 August 2016, Chris posted a [[Facebook statuses|response]] to a mother-son couple who were arrested for incest. He admitted to &quot;[having] dreams of having sex with my mother&quot; but &quot;Never acting on them ever.&quot; Among other things, he also implied that incest &quot;offers a chance for better teaching the child how to better satisfy their eventual partner(s).&quot; All this is in stark contrast to his earlier condemnation of incest, which raises the question of whether Chris was being TRUE and HONEST but changed his opinion later thanks to his growing degeneracy, or the likelier possibility it was [[Hypocrisy|all for show]].<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I have a few things to say in response to this article. Firstly, the child was over 18, and surely the mother has talked it out with him beforehand. The child might have had social problems, or a situation where socializing or going out to socialize with other people, was a Greater Difficulty. Financial situation to prevent paying someone else to come over and help out in the situation. Moreover, it was the lifelong affections between parent and child. Also, the mother probably could not bear any ovum for children anymore.<br /> Anyhow, who among Everyone in this world has not had a dream of having sex with one of their parents? Never acting on them ever, I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother.<br /> Although incest is quite controversial topic, but there are circumstances where there would be not so much harm as one may think, feel or believe. The child is over 18; the mother is unable to have any more children at the time; birth control and protection is available and can be used (in a case of father/daughter, birth control Definitely should be used anyhow). Also, consider if the child is adopted; not as much biological.<br /> Plus, this offers a chance for better teaching the child how to better satisfy their eventual partner(s). The schools can only teach from books; not so much practice. And Nobody wants to end up being a 20 or 30-plus year old Virgin. I know; That is a Huge, Enduring Pain.<br /> Unless the sex act was abusive, hurtful, or Would result in an unwanted birth of a physical or mental challenged child, I would not judge or persecute the parent and child. I would encourage the child to socialize more; maybe make it easier for the child to meet more people his/her age.<br /> Do Not send the mother and son to jail!}}<br /> <br /> On 13 September 2019, while [[Spirit possession|role-playing]] as Magi-Chan, Chris would describe Barb as a &quot;guilty pleasure waifu.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[September 2019 social media posts#Barbara was more of a &quot;guilty pleasure&quot; waifu]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Rape==<br /> <br /> {{Protip|&lt;strike&gt;Despite your worst fears, Chris won't rape anybody, so stop saying that.&lt;/strike&gt; [[Barbara Chandler|We were wrong.]] [[Incest|We were so, so wrong.]]}}<br /> <br /> Prior to shit hitting the fan in [[2021]], Chris was very apathetic about the idea of consent, and to a larger extent, the act of rape. When [[PandaHalo]] told him she was raped by [[Clyde Cash]], he reacted nonchalantly. He even thought it would be appropriate for Panda to ''move in'' with her rapist ([[Chris and religion|which is technically in-line with certain archaic Christian principles]]), whom he called a &quot;good man&quot; for regretting the rape and for being willing to take care of the ensuing child.&lt;ref&gt;[[IRC (21 January 2009)]]&lt;/ref&gt; Later on, long after the PandaHalo saga was over, he would wish her and her rapist a happy marriage.&lt;ref&gt;[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)#Sarah Cassandra McKenzie, A.K.A. PandaHalo]]&lt;/ref&gt; In [[iPods Down and Listen Up]], he didn't seem to realize that his improvised lyrics detailed a sexual act that would almost certainly be construed by others as rape. Chris eventually compared his ordeals with the trolls, particularly during the [[Christorical eras|Classic Era]] to rape in his Facebook posts. (Since [[BlueSpike]]'s [[Julie Reveals Herself|most infamous incident]] involved an act that could be described as sexual abuse in front of several people, this is admittedly a fitting description.)<br /> <br /> As far as ''Chris'' being a potential rapist is concerned, the situation was more complicated. For starters, he admitted that he drew [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] to prevent himself from acting on his sexual impulses against [[Megan Schroeder]], who had previously scolded him for inappropriately touching her. During a particularly [[IRC (23 July 2009)|disturbing chat]], he ([[:File:BillRiley.jpg|incognito]]) suggested that the trolls try to convince him to rape [[Rocky Shoemaker]]. He also evidently saw no issue with rape by fraud (essentially having sex with someone while tricking them into believing you're somebody else, meaning they didn't consent with you) as seen with his comic book counterpart when he travels forwards in time to have sex with his future wife [[Lovely Weather]] in the guise of being his future self [[Transgender|(whom is definitely a different person in the future)]]. During the [[Kacey Calls]], he attempted unsuccessfully to lure her to his place in the guise of being [[Liquid Chris]], again seeing absolutely nothing wrong with that.<br /> <br /> In all likelihood, though, these parts of his behavior are most likely explained by the keys to understanding his behavior overall: his ignorance about the world and his persecution complex causes him to be quite [[naïve]] about how bad rape actually is. With the Rocky situation above, he likely said that as part of an odd, roundabout scheme to get the trolls arrested, but it's still pretty fucked up that he'd even suggest something like this, let alone tell her about it after.<br /> <br /> Chris has a surprisingly mature moral opinion on the subject of abortion in cases of rape; in one of the [[Kacey Calls]], he states he believes that abortion in these cases should be the choice of the victim only and that they should not be pressured by others in their decision.<br /> <br /> Despite joking about how uncomfortably close he was to his own mother, few actually believed that Chris had it in him to commit an act of rape. For instance, he tried to kiss [[Emily]] and gave up when she said no,&lt;ref&gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#A precious farewell (1:29:35–1:31:10)]]&lt;/ref&gt; showing that he does understand the importance of consent... Or at least, he ''used'' to. Unfortunately, it seems that as of 2014, he has decided that he won't take &quot;no&quot; for an answer, and basically ''molested'' [[Catherine#The Date|Catherine during their second outing]] by hugging her and burying his head in her breasts even after she flatly told him not to. This gets even more disturbing when you consider [[Catherine E-mails#It IS Your Fault!|this e-mail]], where Chris outright says that he's [[Chris and his Ego|&quot;entitled to a relationship&quot;]]. Also not helping matters was Chris kissing multiple guests who posed with him at the [[TooManyGames]] convention regardless of consent, which ultimately got him kicked out.<br /> <br /> Furthermore, it was argued that Chris didn't have a history of violence conducive to attempting sexual assault. Aside from his [[Death threats#Likelihood of Acting Out on Death Threats|habit of dishing out threats he can't possibly carry out]], [[28 October 2011|hitting Michael Snyder with a car]], and [[26 December 2014|macing a manager in the chest]], Chris is physically [[Chris and health|very weak and unfit]], and simply could not overpower an able-bodied person – the only outcome of him attempting it would be a swift knee to the [[duck]] followed by a rousing round of [[Kick the Autistic|America's favorite game]]. However, given Catherine's experience with Chris during their outing (in her words, she was taken by surprise and couldn't react to it), it was encouraged that women should exercise caution around him.<br /> <br /> Interestingly, Chris details in [[Announcement 06292016]] that he wants all men to stay an arm's length distance away from him. Along with showing the insecurities he possesses concerning men, Chris seems to think that he is [[Chris and his ego|an attractive enough]] [[Transgender|transwoman]] for [[Chris and reality|a man to consider raping him]].<br /> <br /> In a move that would take everyone by complete surprise, Chris did the unthinkable and committed an act of [[incest]] against his mother Barbara in mid-2021. When one considers that Barb had allegedly been on a mental decline ''(possibly suffering from dementia)'' and confused during the incident, she therefore '''could not consent'''. Making matters worse, she was also likely unable to defend herself due to being frail in her advanced age. This unfortunately means that Chris had committed an act of rape, even if, going by his perspective and his own description of the events, that Barb seemed willing to partake in it.<br /> <br /> ==Contraceptives==<br /> <br /> {{quote|Confidentially, I wear a condom during the second half when I masturbate; I use Trojan or LIfestyles brand (Trojan mostly)<br /> <br /> And I used condoms when I fooled with the [[Officer Nasty|L.D.s]] as well.|Chris, [[Jackie E-mails 1]]}}<br /> <br /> Condoms, or as Chris has called them &quot;'''raincoats'''&quot;, are thin latex coverings worn over a man's penis for the purpose of birth control. However, Chris seemed to understand the condom as more of a symbol for promoting safe premarital sex rather than as a contraceptive. Aside from promoting safe sex and justifying premarital sex, Chris has also drawn his male Sonichu characters with condoms in order to censor their penises. Chris has stated that before his third date with [[Blanca]], he'd wear a condom for the first two times they've had sex, only to have non-protected sex by the third date, showing that he also believed that condoms serve more as some kind of gateway to pregnancy. Chris had a box of chocolate-flavored condoms that he purchased to be prepared for his first time. Chris had given a few different dates for when they expired; some time in 2010 &lt;ref&gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_Sex_Logs#Condoms&lt;/ref&gt; and January 2013.&lt;ref&gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/IRC_(27_December_2008)&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris reportedly also wore a condom that was flavored like green apple while engaging in sex with Mia Hamm.&lt;ref&gt;[[July 2020 social media posts]]&lt;/ref&gt;. Its not entirely clear whether the condom was entirely successful or not due to him mentioning that a &quot;Smidge&quot; of Navy had leaked out after their first round together, meaning he either kept them in his pocket far too long, the condom didn't fit entirely properly around his [[Duck]], he became flaccid way faster than he should have, or he's an idiot who mistook a smear of lube or vaginal discharge for semen; knowing Chris any of these [[Chris and negligence| explanations]] [[Duck| are]] [[Health| equally]] [[Slow in the minds| possible]]. For those wondering however, it's probably safe to assume [[Mia Hamm]] won't be harboring [[Crystal]] any time soon; even by some non-existent chance he managed to get her pregnant, she would have likely been on the pill anyway.<br /> <br /> Chris would later reveal to [[Null]] that he was using a condom while having sex with his &quot;over 50 girlfriend&quot;, who was later discovered to be [[Barb]]. While ploughing a woman like Barb would cause anyone to instinctively wear the thickest condom available, then get themselves tested a few times over just in case (all of which Chris did); realistically there wasn't much reason to do so since the risk of STD and pregnancy was non-existent since both were [[Health|(at least where STIs were concerned)]] clean and both were completely infertile.<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[China]]<br /> *[[Chris and his Ego]]<br /> *[[Chris and gender]]<br /> *[[Chris and sexuality]]<br /> *[[Chris Sex Logs]]<br /> *[[Duck]]<br /> *[[Homos]]<br /> *[[Mass debating]]<br /> *[[Naive]]<br /> *[[Pickle]]<br /> *[[Semen]]<br /> *[[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]<br /> *[[Women's rights]]<br /> *[[Incest]]<br /> <br /> == References ==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Love quest}}<br /> {{Chris and}}<br /> [[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]</div>

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<p>NoCaps: Added The Classic 2.0</p> <hr /> <div>{{taxpayermoney}}<br /> {{Quote|Oh yeah, you just love to see me in my- in [[The Classic|the old red, white and blue]].|Chris to [[Kacey]]&lt;ref&gt;[[Kacey Call 2]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|thumb|Fashion passes...]]<br /> [[File:Chris at Region 10.jpg|thumb|200px|for a few decades at least.]]<br /> [[Christian Weston Chandler]] has a somewhat peculiar taste in '''fashion'''. Although he is willing to [[Chris and money|spend thousands of dollars]] on [[video games]], [[toys]], and [[sex dolls]], Chris is very stingy when it comes to shopping for his clothes, which are usually purchased secondhand at thrift stores like [[Wikipedia:Salvation Army|The Salvation Army]] and [[Wikipedia:Goodwill Industries|Goodwill]]. Prior to coming out as [[transgender]], the majority of shirts he owned were colorful collared shirts and undersized rugby shirts - most of which were decorated with horizontal stripes, which, despite being scientifically proven to have a slimming effect &lt;ref&gt;https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-superhuman-mind/201502/what-makes-you-look-fat-vertical-or-horizontal-lines?amp&lt;/ref&gt;, have any such potential effects crushed by Chris's [[Obesity|impressive physique]]. [[Mailbag 42#The rugby shirt he wore for 3 days in a row isn't a favorite or anything|Mailbag 42]] revealed that at least one of these shirts (the &quot;Advice Dog&quot;) was purchased by his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]. Though his mother didn't directly dress him anymore, Chris still chose to wear these shirts. The advent of Chris's transgender shift was accompanied by a change to garb that may have been more feminine, but was equally cheap and hideous.<br /> <br /> ==Youth to adult==<br /> === Childhood ===<br /> [[Image:Ernie.jpg|thumb|200px|Ernie also enjoys &quot;The Classic&quot;.]]<br /> <br /> In his youth, Chris set the general tone for years to come with many striped polos, T-shirts, and khaki pants. The only difference compared to adulthood is that he sometimes dared to wear single-colored shirts with his favorite [[Sonic the Hedgehog|game]] and [[television]] characters on them. The only articles of clothing he was seen in until the summer of [[2010]] that didn't follow the &quot;long-sleeved, colorful clown suit&quot; theme were the yellow [[Pokémon]] T-shirt that he owned since he was 19 and a ''[[wikipedia:Sonic Heroes|Sonic Heroes]]'' T-shirt he wore throughout [[2004]]. They did not look particularly good on him.<br /> <br /> === Trademark clothing ===<br /> [[File:Classic post-fire 2.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|The Classic, pictured in [[April 2017]], after Chris recovered it from the hoard.]]<br /> [[File:Chrischan5.jpg|thumb|200px|Artist's vision of Chris's typical outfit, featuring &quot;the Horizontal Horror&quot;.]]<br /> <br /> This is the original and most iconic look of Chris, the standard until mid-2011. It is a look immortalized in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic book]] self-insertion. His outfit usually consisted of:<br /> * His [[The Classic|favorite shirt]], a [[Chris and brand loyalty|Ralph Lauren]]&lt;ref&gt;In [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]], Chris claims the polo is actually a Ralph Lauren.&lt;/ref&gt; Rugby Stripe Sueded Polo, which was so tight that it accentuated his voluptuous, masculine bosom. This is the shirt that Chris almost invariably drew himself wearing in the comics. Trolls came to call it the &quot;clown shirt&quot; or &quot;The Classic&quot;. It was thought destroyed in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|2014 fire]] that gutted the Chandler house,&lt;ref&gt;[[eBay]] comment: &quot;I lost the shirt in the fire&quot; http://contact.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ShowAllQuestions&amp;iid=191232666489&amp;requested=jesusguidesme2&amp;redirect=0&amp;frm=2047675&amp;ShowASQAlways=1&amp;ssPageName=PageAskSellerQuestion_VI&lt;/ref&gt; but later [[eBay#The Classic shirt|resurfaced for sale in 2017]], when Chris listed it for a minimum price of '''$12,000''' due to the [[Financhu Crisis]]. He had found it in a bag of damp, moldy clothes, wet from the water the firefighters had used to extinguish the flames when his house burned three years prior. He washed it, and then wore it for the first time in years when he uploaded [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]]. The shirt disappeared in mid-2018 - since then, Chris has worn a similar-looking shirt, with orange stripes instead of red.<br /> * A t-shirt undershirt, typically white.<br /> * His [[medallions]] (sporadically) and his [[High School Ring]].<br /> * A pair of [[pedo-glasses]] attached to a chain.<br /> * Jeans or khaki slacks. Chris's jeans typically defined his rear end to a disturbing level — he may have been wearing women's jeans, or he may have been simply wearing pants his gut long ago outgrew.<br /> * The [[Belt Buckle of Fail]].<br /> * Alternatively, a green terrycloth bathrobe with a mismatched (of course) black belt on occasions when he's [[April 16 Fetish Vids|in the mood]] for [[recycling]], or when even getting dressed would involve too much [[stress]].<br /> * On occasion, a dark suit jacket, perhaps for [[Chris and death|funerals]] or [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]].<br /> * During the winter months, a dark blue parka with orange and yellow stripes to enhance visibility.<br /> * Starting in late [[2009]], a [[bra]] to keep his previously mentioned bosom in check.<br /> <br /> ===The &quot;IBA&quot; outfit===<br /> [[File:The Chronicles Of Chris-Chan- They see me trollin, they laughin'... -7-17-09-.mp4 20140516 130015.190.jpg|thumb|The &quot;IBA&quot; outfit, one of his most fashionable choices yet.]]<br /> In mid-[[2009#June|June 2009]], roughly around the time he made certain friends, Chris temporarily decided that his current look was old hat. He got rid of many of the striped shirts (mostly because he couldn't fit into them anymore) and grew a goatee. <br /> <br /> The reformed Chris's wardrobe consisted of:<br /> <br /> *Sunglasses over normal glasses (glasses chain remains)<br /> *T-shirt over long sleeved shirt.<br /> *Goatee.<br /> *Tattoo sleeves<br /> *A black vest that was too small for his girth.<br /> <br /> His new attire was first properly presented to the world in the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video.<br /> <br /> Soon afterward, however, he went back to sporting his traditional clown shirts, and claimed that he had been pressured into making the Rollin' and Trollin' video. However, on the same day he [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back|shaved his beard]], he drew the first picture of [[Collosal Chan]], a character which preserved the look for all eternity.<br /> <br /> ===The &quot;Gay Trucker&quot; outfit===<br /> <br /> [[Image:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|Notice how his pose in this picture is eerily reminiscent of his pose in [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]].]]<br /> <br /> After he promised to leave the [[Internet]] in the spring of [[2010]], Chris threw away his clown shirts, ditched the medallion for several months (it returned in [[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV|September]]), and picked up a new wardrobe in an attempt to look like a normal person. This included a denim jacket from Goodwill that he cut the sleeves off of, making it look somewhat like a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilet gilet].&lt;ref&gt;[[Kacey Call 2]]&lt;/ref&gt; The result was a modified version of the IBA outfit. It has been observed that when Chris tries to look like a bad boy, he ends up looking like a [[Truck Driver|gay trucker]], hence the trolls' term for his new wardrobe.<br /> <br /> The only way he could have made it look gayer would have been by combining it with his muscle bra. Which, unfortunately, he did. [[Fridays After Five|And in public]]. At this point, going back to the medallion would have actually ''improved'' his chances of picking up [[gal-pals]].<br /> <br /> [[File:EnjoyVagaina.jpg|thumb|left|Deftly combining what Chris [[Coke|has too much of]] and what he [[China|will never have]] [[Facebook#An Open Note (4/13/2012)|with a non-prostitute]].]]<br /> <br /> With the arrival of the gay trucker outfit also came an interest in T-shirts that boldly expressed Chris's desire for sex, often in exceedingly tasteless ways. The first clear look at one of these shirts was in a [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|profoundly disturbing video]] leaked in late [[April 2010]] which featured Chris wearing a [[parody]] shirt that changed the Mountain Dew logo so it read &quot;Mount and Do Me&quot;. Fans hoped that since this was a private video for a potential sweetheart, Chris didn't intend to dress like that outside his [[bedroom]]. Alas, Chris destroyed any hope of that being the case on 18 [[June 2010]] when he wore a shirt that said &quot;Enjoy Vagina&quot; to Fridays After Five – a '''public, ''family-oriented''''' concert. He topped this by pulling that shirt over his head and standing around in his muscle bra, on which he had written &quot;WANT WOMAN!&quot;. The common belief was that these unfunny, sexually-themed shirts were the next evolution of the [[attraction sign]], a way for him to inform potential mates that he is available without ever having to talk to people, nor spend any effort in making a sign.<br /> <br /> In late [[August 2010]], Chris returned to the Internet with a series of videos in which he sported simple, loose-fitting T-shirts. The effect was interesting, bringing him closer to normality than he'd been in many years. He was still a pale, sweaty, balding, fat, pathetically weak manchild, but in Ruckersville, that put him reasonably close to the mainstream.<br /> <br /> A number of Chris's T-shirts appear to have been with him for a decade or more – a Manchester High shirt, a souvenir shirt from the BrickFest event in [[2000]], and a [[Pokémon]] trainer shirt from the Books-a-Million where Chris played [[card games]] between [[1998]] and 2000. Either he's willing to keep shirts that have some personal significance around for a very long time, or his packrat tendencies prevent him from throwing any of them away.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ===The [[Carlos Chantor]] outfit===<br /> [[File:Chantor.jpg|thumb|His best outfit yet. Too bad it did not last.]]<br /> <br /> A single picture of Chris posing as a male prostitute was posted on Escorts.com. It is significant because it implies that Chris can dress like a normal human being if he wants to remain inconspicuous. <br /> <br /> The black shirt and sunglasses he is wearing are never seen in any later pictures.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Transgender fashion sense==<br /> ===Early fashion===<br /> [[Image:TG19.jpg|thumb|He made himself into a [[sweetheart from the ground-up]].]]<br /> [[File:TG10.jpg|thumb|Would you fuck me? [[It's not that cold|I'd fuck me]]. I'd fuck me HARD.]]<br /> [[File:Chris_at_a_gay_bar.jpg|thumb|A hemline this high leaves little to the imagination.]]<br /> <br /> In [[April 2011]], a series of leaked pictures showed Chris dressed in women's clothing in public. This outfit consisted of:<br /> <br /> * Bright green nail polish<br /> * Earrings (a purple glass stud and a blue ring) - Note that piercing the right ear is traditionally code for [[Homos|homosexuality]]; guess which one Chris pierced twice?<br /> * Women's sandals<br /> * Blue eye shadow<br /> * Jeans<br /> * Blue string top<br /> * Black thong<br /> * A silver ring (Note that silver rings have been used to symbolize a pledge of [[F Abstinence|abstinence]] until [[Lovely Weather|marriage]])&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:TG6.jpg]] - Chris-Tran with his new silver ring&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.silverringthing.com/ silverringthing.com]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * A red and blue sweater vest (tank top) with a red shirt underneath it<br /> * Red lipstick<br /> * A new pair of [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]]<br /> * A new head-band (as seen in the [[Facebook]] pictures)<br /> <br /> While not seen in the leaked images, Chris's posts in [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] revealed he also donned skirts and panties as part of his new look.&lt;ref&gt;[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&amp;t=20&amp;p=162#p162 Re: Girly Things Tee Hee]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&amp;t=39&amp;p=315#p315 Re: Mothers]&lt;/ref&gt; In [[September 2011]], Chris was also photographed carrying a purse.<br /> <br /> Chris was very happy with his new fashion choices, but friction with his parents made it difficult for him to wear makeup and women's clothing overtly. Sometimes he had to change after leaving the house or before returning (but he could always wear a bra and panties).&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie E-mails 25]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Late fashion===<br /> [[File:CWC1214.png|thumb|150px|Chris in December 2014. Note that he thought that this was a convincing disguise that would prevent him from being recognized at Gamestop.]]<br /> Chris continued to wear female clothing, albeit with some refinements, over the course of the next couple of years. Although he has long since dispensed with the clownish polo shirts and jeans, many characteristics of his tomgirl wardrobe are remarkably consistent with the way he dressed when he still wore men's clothing, especially in terms of color coordination and clothing size. He also remains committed to buying all his clothes from thrift stores, giving him the appearance of a dumpy bag lady. He summarized his style in [[November 2014]] as &quot;colored leggings, denim skirts mini to knee length, bold colored shirts and blouses&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;[[Commissions#The Flufflehugs Commissions]]&lt;/ref&gt; Some of the most frequent themes in his feminine fashion choices are:<br /> <br /> * Clashing, violently-opposed colors (particularly red with blue or green)<br /> * Clothing far too small for him<br /> * Dresses or skirts with very high hems<br /> * Leggings, to help with tucking<br /> * Sports bras<br /> * Big, floppy, church-lady hats<br /> * Eye makeup, applied poorly and usually purple or blue in color<br /> <br /> A deviation from this style was seen in the video of the [[26 December 2014]] incident, where Chris is shown in purple [[My Little Pony]] shades, (probably as a [[Honor roll|disguise]]); a silver headband, showing off his ever-receding [[hair|hairline]]; his Manchester High sweatshirt; short jeans matched with long, purple socks and/or [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|another pair of pants]]; and boots (possibly Uggs).<br /> <br /> The fact that Chris wore skirts and makeup for each of his court hearings in 2015, even those to which [[Barb]] accompanied him, suggests that he consistently dresses this way in public, and that his mother has come to grudgingly accept her son's transgender attire.<br /> <br /> In 2015, Chris also started dying his hair blue, but predictably failed to do it properly, and ended up dying it an ugly, seaweed green instead. Combined with his wardrobe that manages to somehow simultaneously resemble the attire of a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|5 year old girl]] and a [[Barb|65 year old cat lady]], the resulting look has been sardonically referred to by Kiwis as &quot;mermaid grandma&quot;.<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris at Target April 2019.jpg|thumb|right|200px]]Several photographs of Chris taken in early 2019 show him wearing an orange, white and blue striped shirt, including an eyewitness photo of him at a [[Get-Tar Region|Target]] store. Chris hasn't been seen wearing the shirt since April 2019, however, and its whereabouts are unknown.<br /> <br /> ==Gopnik outfit==<br /> [[File:CWC Magfest Aftermath @BatteryEffect.jpeg|thumb|200px|left|„А ну, чики-брики!“]]<br /> In [[December 2017]], Chris appeared in [[Cherokean Chant|a video]] dressed as a classic Russian [[Wikipedia:gopnik|''gopnik'']], wearing a striped black Adidas tracksuit jacket (with his usual ugly skirt) and cap, drinking a bottle of [[Alcohol|vodka]]. The full ensemble, as Chris wore for his famous appearance at [[MAGfest]] in [[January 2018]], consists of the cap, jacket (often unzipped over another shirt), and a pair of matching tracksuit pants (often under a skirt). However, he often swaps out the pants, and sometimes wears one element of the outfit on its own. Chris first wore the gopnik outfit under the [[Idea Guy]]'s influence, but seems to have adopted it as a mainstay of his wardrobe. In February 2018, he introduced a [[Christine Doll#Resurrection|new model of the Christine Doll]] with the tracksuit's stripes and logo painted on. In [[April 2018]], Chris drew himself in the Gopnik outfit on the cover of [[Sonichu 17|''Sonichu'' #17]].<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==&quot;Breathe It In&quot;==<br /> [[File:Breathe It In.jpg|thumb|200px|A sample showing Chris wearing the shirt in videos spanning several months.]]<br /> The '''Breathe It In''' shirt is an Athletic Works [[Walmart]]-brand women's top frequently worn by Chris beginning in mid-[[2018]]. He explained his attachment to the shirt in a tweet, commenting that &quot;the message is always relative to the daily life and situations: “Breathe It In”.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[August 2019 social media posts#&quot;Magi-Chan&quot; explains how he got into this world]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Headgear==<br /> Since 2017, Chris has increasingly started wearing various tiaras (alongside his [[Sonichu Medallion]]) for his shenanigans both indoors and out.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Dailyprogress online cville pride cwc.jpg|The [[unicorn cosplay]] in summer 2017.<br /> File:Sonichu standee 2.jpg|A [[Sailor Moon]] tiara in summer 2018.<br /> File:Chris at Region 10.jpg|Sailor Moon tiara with headbands in summer 2018, at the [[Region Ten]] therapist office.<br /> File:Chriswithbensaint.png|A [[CPU]] wire tiara in summer 2019.<br /> File:CWC Discord selfie for VoidZine server.jpg|A crown for holding [[magic stones]] against his forehead in spring 2020.<br /> File:CWCCoinPose.jpg‎|A tiara [[Null]] requested Chris to pose in during February 2021 for a silver coin design for the [[Kiwi Farms]] merch.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/perhaps-the-most-retarded-idea-ive-ever-had.84199/&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Chris on fashion==<br /> [[File:CWC and FourScore64 Too Many Games.jpg|thumb|Chris in skirt and leggings, 2018]]<br /> In [[November 2016]], Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Women should wear skirts|posted]] a commentary on women's fashion.<br /> <br /> In it, Chris implored women to wear skirts with leggings instead of pants, saying to &quot;view it from [[Attraction Sign|a pervert's perception]]: they eye downward and have Good view of the in-between, as well as easier access to picture it in their imaginations from there. With a dress or skirt concealing the area, it is actually more difficult for the perv, and, thus, more difficult to picture and imagine what is or isn't at the [[China|groin area]].&quot;<br /> <br /> He also requested men to consider wearing kilts - stressing to wear pants underneath, saying, &quot;NOBODY is impressed with that [[Pickle|bulge]]; moreover it is Absolutely Offensive,&quot; which indicates that Chris has shifted from [[Brassieres For Males|obsessing over men's chests]] to obsessing over their crotches.<br /> <br /> ==Theory of fashion==<br /> The clothes that Christian chooses seem almost like a costume for him, especially his infamous striped shirt. Given that he is autistic, observers speculate that he may have difficulty with identifying things visually, including himself. In [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], he alluded to having to take time to study his appearance in a mirror, possibly wearing the shirt in question. <br /> <br /> Chris seems to regard clothing and color as an integral part of peoples' identities. During the events of the [[Liquid Saga]], Chris took a special interest in [[Liquid Chris|Liquid]]'s choice of a brown striped shirt, referring to Liquid as a &quot;Brown-Striped Impostor&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[SingStar Challenge]]&lt;/ref&gt; and fixating on Liquid's shirt as a symbol of his inauthenticity, despite the fact that Chris [[hypocrisy|owns several brown shirts himself]]. Chris also believed that [[jerkops|police officers]] wearing brown or beige uniforms weren't authentic, and that true police officers only wear blue. He referred to the man he [[pepper spray]]ed as a [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]] – and let's not forget that the macing was inspired by Sega changing Sonic's arms from tan to blue. <br /> <br /> Like many of his lifestyle changes which occurred during the Tomgirl Saga, Chris's unceremonious abandonment of his classic shirts came as a surprise to trolls who had spent years speculating on Chris's clothing as a symbol of his identity, and his usual resistance to change as a symptom of his autism. However, even in retrospect, Chris seems to hold the clothes he used to wear in very high regard as a symbol of his identity and legacy, as shown when he listed &quot;The Classic&quot; on eBay for a whopping $12,000. Writing after the end of the auction, Chris felt the need to commemorate the occasion with some words:&lt;ref&gt;[[April 2017 Facebook posts#Barb borrowed from life insurance]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|Yes, the shirt's auction has ended high, but I am still awaiting payment from the mother of one of my fans, who, unless remains anonymous, will have her name go down in History for not only restoring a very Iconic Artifact, but also improves this artist's family's life, After the restoration and disinfection of the shirt. Her most grateful son will be proud of her for having gone down in history for Restoring the Fire-Survivor Iconic Shirt of Sonichu and Rosechu's Creator. Thank You, Missus.|Chris on why history books should remember the momentous occasion wherein some dumbass bought a moldy piece of cloth from another dumbass}}<br /> <br /> Not only is this statement [[Chris and his Ego|extremely egotistical]] even by CWC's standards, it also betrays the fact that Chris continues to treat a shirt that he let rot in a plastic bag for two years with an undue amount of gravitas. It seems that Chris views the clothing he has worn over the course of his life, much like [[Christopher's name change#Christopher as a separate personality|the various names he has had]], as an important symbol of his identity as it has twisted and changed. Because autistics are known to place extreme importance on inanimate objects, this can be seen as standard autistic behavior.<br /> <br /> ==Wardrobe==<br /> Below is a gallery of most of Chris's wardrobe prior to 2011, along with links to the videos they appeared in:<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:Christshirt1.png|&quot;[[The Classic|The Classic]]&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[So Need a Cute Girl|1]] [[Harvey Birdman Commercial|2]] [[Pixelated PS3|3]] [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|4]] [[CWC is Angry|5]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008|6]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009|7]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 19th, 2009|8]] [[CWC's &quot;It's All Coming Back To Me&quot;|9]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|10]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009|11]] [[SingStar_Challenge#Watch|12]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|13]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 4|14]] [[Show RESPECT to me, &quot;C&quot;CWC|15]] [[Sign Destruction Video|16]] [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|17]] [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt|18]]<br /> Image:Christshirt4.png|&quot;The Advice Dog&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 6th, 2009|3]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009|4]] [[12 January 2010|5]] [[14 January 2010|6]] [[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N|7]] [[15 January 2010|8]] [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|9]]<br /> Image:Christshirt3.png|&quot;[[Liquid Chris|The Impostor]]&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|1]] [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|2]] <br /> Image:Christshirt5.png|&quot;The Napoleon&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 17th, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|3]] [[Challenge for Clyde II|4]] [[15 October 2009|5]] [[9 December 2009|6]] [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|7]] [[22 January 2010|8]] [[I am Alive|9]] [[100 2269|10]] [[A Hike|11]]<br /> Image:Christshirt6.png|&quot;The Racing Stripe&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[I am STRAIGHT|1]] [[CWC with Bible - Leviticus|2]] [[Congrats, Jack Black|3]] [[ECV 00002|4]] [[100 2278|5]]<br /> Image:Christshirt7.png| &quot;The Power Ranger&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|1]] [[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC|2]] [[LOOK at the truth!|3]]<br /> Image:Christshirt8.png| &quot;The Dunwich Horror&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 12th, 2009|1]] [[More for the crabs|2]] [[ECV 00081|3]] [[Bunny Hop|4]] [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|5]] [[CWC address to Royal Board|6]] [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|7]] [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|8]]<br /> Image:Christshirt10.png|&quot;The Two-Face&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 23rd, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009|2]] [[Wigwam|3]] [[WeighIn|4]] [[Chris Sings Lovin' You|5]]<br /> Image:Christshirt11a.png|&quot;The Poké-Master&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008|1]] [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|2]]<br /> Image:Christshirt12.png|&quot;The Horizontal Horror&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009|1]]<br /> Image:Christshirt13a.png|&quot;The Jerkop&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|1]] [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|2]]<br /> Image:Christshirt14.png|&quot;The Greasy Flag&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 9th, 2009|2]] [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy|3]] [[Matthew 5 27, CWC Confessions|4]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 17th, 2009|5]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|6]] [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts|7]] [[9 October 2009|8]] [[Warning - Naughty Women ;)|9]] [[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud|10]] [[Brutal Legend|11]] [[3 December 2009|12]]<br /> Image:Christshirt18.png|&quot;The Star Fleet Captain&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[CWC More Than A Feeling|1]] <br /> Image:Chrisshirt classic20.png|&quot;The Classic 2.0&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes|1]]<br /> Image:Christshirt17.png|&quot;The Scuderia Autistirarri&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[Chris's Big Night Out|1]] [[10 September 2009|2]] <br /> Image:Christshirt19.png|&quot;The Flag-Waving Patriot&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator|1]] [[A CWC Audition|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|3]] [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters|4]] [[Challenge for Clyde|5]] [[Brutal Legend Plus|6]] [[For_Chris#IBA.27s_video|7]] [[IPods Down and Listen Up|8]] [[Hello, Juffalo|9]] [[9 February 2010|10]]<br /> Image:Christshirt20.png|&quot;The Captain Falcon&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[Down with Asperchu|1]] [[CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated|2]] [[F Abstinance|3]]<br /> Image:Christshirt21.png|&quot;The DangerStripe&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|1]] [[CWC is Sad|2]] [[Address to my CWCipedia SysOP|3]] [[This was my fault|4]] [[&quot;Damian Antaria&quot;, PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|5]]<br /> Image:Christshirt22.png|&quot;The Cyclone Joker&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009|1]] [[CWC Callout for Miss Emily and Stephanie|2]] [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|3]] [[A message to the Trolls|4]] [[Don't Mess With Me|5]]<br /> Image:ChrisShirt43.png|&quot;The Swamp Monster&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate December 20th, 2009|1]] [[I like Mary Poppins|2]] [[DayOut|3]] [[FullHouse|4]] [[100 2357.MOV|5]]<br /> Image:Christshirt23.png|&quot;The Traffic Light&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|1]] [[A Sonichu Day|2]] [[Shout out to Fans in Hospital|3]] [[To Clyde and Jack.MOV|4]] [[Kill De Jack|5]]<br /> Image:ChristshirtPoke.png|&quot;The Manchild&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[Chris dispels videogame rumors|1]] [[Magical Man Potion|2]] [[ItIsFinished.MOV|3]] [[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV|4]]<br /> Image:Christshirt28.png|&quot;The Rugby of Shame&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[Christian's Update 11 September 2008|1]]<br /> Image:Parappashirt.png|&quot;The [[PaRappa the Rapper|PaRappa]] Shirt&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[51 50|1]] [[Chris with Teen Troon Squad|2]]<br /> Image:Christshirt42.png|&quot;The Statesmen&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[10252009 For Kacey|1]] [[To Clyde Gregg|2]] [[For Chris II|3]]<br /> Image:sportsbra.png|&quot;The [[Muscle bra|Muscle Bra]]&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[04232010 - Autism Awareness &amp; Men Should NEVER be Topless|1]] [[100 2265|2]] [[ECV 00001|3]] [[Pregnant Act|4]]<br /> Image:sportsbra2.png|&quot;The Muscle Bra 2&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|1]] [[WelcometoBollywood|2]]<br /> Image:Christshirt27.png|&quot;The Dirty Dashiki&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 16th, 2009|2]] [[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san|3]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009|4]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 26th, 2009|5]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|6]] [[Challenge for Clyde II|7]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|8]] [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|9]] [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|10]] [[I am Alive|11]]<br /> Image:Christshirt37.png|&quot;The [[Homos|Mount and Do Me]]&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|1]]<br /> Image:Christshirt25.png|&quot;The [[Duck]]ie Shirt&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|1]] [[Secret Weapon|2]] [[YouTube Finale|3]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 5|4]]<br /> Image:Christshirt26.png|&quot;The Shamrock Shake&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[An Official Sonichu Update|1]] [[Sonichu Game Talk|2]] [[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls|3]]<br /> Image:Christshirt29.png|&quot;The Shamrock Stripes&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[Chris Sex Videos|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009|3]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 13th, 2009|4]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 20th, 2009|5]] [[Clyde Cash the kid video|6]] [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|7]] <br /> Image:Christshirt31.png|&quot;The Burgundy Nightmare&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009|1]] <br /> Image:Christshirt32.png|&quot;The Burgundy Nightmare Redux&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009|1]] [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|2]]<br /> Image:Christshirt33.png|&quot;The Bumblebee&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009|2]]<br /> Image:Christshirt35.png|&quot;The Intimidator&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[Chris Calls Clyde Out|1]] [[I Love You Kacey|2]] [[10242009|3]] [[29 January 2010|4]] [[C-Ya Later|5]] [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|6]] [[Pregnant Act#The Remake|7]]<br /> Image:Christshirt38.png|&quot;The [[Rainbow]] Flag&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp; Win Sweepstakes|1]]<br /> Image:Christshirt30.png|&quot;The Big Green&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[We're Being Watched|1]] [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|2]]<br /> Image:Christshirt41.png|&quot;The White Trash&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009|1]] [[War Paint Video|2]] [[Some Favored Comedians|3]] [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|4]]<br /> Image:Christshirt45.png|&quot;The Happy Jack&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[CWC Dare|1]] [[June062010.MOV|2]] [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|3]] [[XBox is OK.MOV|4]]<br /> Image:Christshirt46.png|&quot;The Bordeaux Butcher&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[Apology to Emily|1]]<br /> Image:Christshirt40.png|&quot;The Ivory Poacher&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[25 September 2009|1]]<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Cross-dressing Boutique==<br /> In recent years, Chris has ditched the clown shirts, instead opting for an arguably worse wardrobe, see below:<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:The Clopper.PNG|&quot;The Clopper&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[Paid Video Requests#Josh Lover of men|1]] [[Announcement 07202016|2]] [[Paid Video Requests#Copypasta: Sexual Helicopter|3]] [[Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Nathan.|4]]<br /> Image:White tomgirl with Heart design.png|&quot;The Shattered Heart&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[Announcement 06292016|1]] [[Unicorns Rainbows and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 3|2]] [[Rainbows Unicorns and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 4|3]] [[August 2016 Paid Video Requests#Singing &quot;All of the Lights&quot;|4]]<br /> Image:imdoneadulting.png|&quot;The Broken Brony&quot;<br /> &lt;br&gt;[[The_Alpha_Trion/&quot;Young_Warrior&quot;_Challenge|1]]<br /> Image:thepromoter.png|&quot;The Promoter&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[Update_02/16/2016|1]]<br /> Image:sonicrainboom.png|&quot;The Sonic Rainboom&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[Jungle bells|1]] [[Holiday_Greetings_to_Karen_Riley|2]]<br /> Image:thehappyhag.png|&quot;The Happy Hag&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[Update_01/12/2016|1]] [[Apologies_for_offending_people|2]] [[Doxing_Jeff/Francine|3]] [[Eid,_Pmurt,_Eid|4]] [[Embargo_Update_12/2/2015|5]] [[HELP,_PLEASE!!!|7]] [[GameStop_is_UNFAIR_to_Everyone;_Not_Just_Me!|6]] [[Happy_Birthday,_Martin.|8]] [[Happy_Pokémon_Day.|9]] [[HelloLadyFans|10]] [[I%27m_sick;_we_need_money_donations;_no_video_requests_for_a_while|11]] [[I_Am_me;_He_is_not|12]] [[Jeff_is_Beyond_Denounced.|13]] [[Lesbian_Sleepover_Party_Announcement.|14]] [[Lesbian_Sleepover_Party_Announcement.|15]] [[Reading:_&quot;A_Girl_Who_Brought_Down_the_World&quot;,_&quot;And_Apparently_Survived_a_Housefire&quot;|16]] [[September_2016_Paid_Video_Requests|17]] [[Thank_You_from_Christine_Chandler|18]] [[Twelve_New_and_Old_Things_of_Christmas|19]] [[Update,_1/22/2016,_and_new_items_for_Cwcville_Shopping.|20]] [[Update_01/12/2016|21]] [[Update_1/25/2016|22]] [[Yes,_it_still_has_been_I,_Christine_Weston_Chandler,_who_has_been_uploading_the_videos_personally.|23]]<br /> Image:thedealmaker.png|&quot;The Deal Maker&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[Proposition_to_Sega|1]] [[Announcement_04/16/2016|2]]<br /> Image:bubblegumnightmare.png|&quot;The Bubblegum Nightmare&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[Live_Game_Stream_-_C-Log_050032017-2|1]] [[Chris's Last Will and Testament|2]]<br /> Image:toothpastetube.png|&quot;The Toothpaste Tube&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[Live_Game_Stream_-_C-Log_050032017-2|1]] [[CLog_07142017_-_Rainbow_Colouring|2]] <br /> Image:ManchesterSweaterFixed.png|&quot;The Manly Chester&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[I Love You, Catherine|1]] [[26_December_2014#Video|2]]<br /> Image:Bigbaggyblue.png|&quot;The Big Baggy Blue&quot;&lt;br&gt;[[CLog_07072017|1]] [[I need some local C64 Tech Help, Please|2]]<br /> Image:MANCHILDMELTDOWN.png|&quot;The Manchild Meltdown&quot;&lt;br&gt; [[I_Am_Sick_of_the_HATE!!!_(I_could_use_a_break)|1]] [[Apologies to the liked Bronies and Pegasisters; PLEASE UNBLOCK ME ON TWITTER!|2]] [[Praetor|3]]<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Illustrations}}<br /> <br /> ==Other aspects of his Fashion sense== <br /> ===Custom-painted shoes===<br /> [[File:Painted shoes finished.jpg|thumb|250px|Spray-painted in Sonichu's colors.]]<br /> [[File:SoniShoes.jpg|thumb| In [[May 2020]] after being sold to [[Jacob Sockness]]]]<br /> Chris wears shoes that he sloppily spray-paints blue and yellow. He demonstrated his technique in [[Shoe Colouring]]. They would later be sold to [[Jacob Sockness]] on 12 March 2019.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ===Wrist warmer===<br /> [[Image:Wrist Warmer.jpg|thumb|Wrist warmer]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|Yes, it is a part of my necklace; it's a &quot;[[Wikipedia:Wilson Sporting Goods|Wilson]]&quot; wrist-warmer I use to cover the discomfort of the number of Links back there.|Chris&lt;ref&gt;Email from Chris posted in old [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] thread 162&lt;/ref&gt;{{PublicSource}}}}<br /> <br /> Chris likely wears this article to counter [[Wikipedia:Sensory defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]], a condition common among autistics, in which a normally harmless sensation directly triggers a fight-or-flight reaction.<br /> <br /> ===Fanny pack===<br /> [[File:0419-ChristianIs17-14.jpg|thumb|200px]]<br /> A fanny pack (known as a &quot;bum bag&quot; in the British Commonwealth) is a small fabric pouch secured with a zipper and worn by use of a strap around the hips or waist. Fanny packs reached the peak of their popularity in the late 1980s and early-to-mid 1990s, and were considered to be a fashion faux pas until the late 2010s.&lt;ref&gt;http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/once-reviled-fanny-packs-get-a-high-fashion-makeover-and-an-even-higher-pricetag-2452640#photoViewer=1&lt;/ref&gt; Naturally, Chris wore them throughout the 1990s and 2000s.<br /> <br /> &lt;gallery&gt;&lt;center&gt;<br /> Image:0226-ChristianWMrsSanford.jpg|Chris and [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|Mrs. Sanford]].<br /> Image:0565-CWCKellieGrads.jpg|Chris with [[Kellie Andes]]. Chris would have, for the first time in his life, looked like he dressed sharp, if it wasn't for the fanny pack. Note the award that Kellie is holding.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Cosplaying===<br /> {{main|Chris and cosplaying}}<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> == Sources ==<br /> &lt;references /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Chris and}}<br /> [[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]<br /> <br /> {{Articleofthenow}}</div>

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<p>NoCaps: The Classic 2.0 seen in &quot;Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>== Summary ==<br /> The Classic 2.0 seen in &quot;Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes&quot;</div>

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<p>NoCaps: changed [unclear] to actual transcription</p> <hr /> <div>On 14 June 2018, Chris uploaded two videos searching for a local technician for assistance with a [[Commodore 64]]. In the first video, a drawing of [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan]] can be seen taped to the ceiling over his bed.<br /> <br /> [[File:I need some local C64 Tech Help, Please00001.png|thumb|Chris accidentally tilts the camera and shows that he had taped a drawing of [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan|his wife and husband]] to the ceiling over his bed.]]<br /> <br /> ==Video 1==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = I need some local C64 Tech Help, Please<br /> | ytid = 9SH4FovCl5M<br /> | stardate = 14 June 2018<br /> | subject = {{Video games|text}}<br /> | style = {{Reason|text}}<br /> | saga = {{Financhu Crisis|text}}<br /> | shirt = {{Bigbaggyblue|text}}<br /> | previous = [[Nightstar is a very important Special Sonichu]]<br /> | next = [[I_need_some_local_C64_Tech_Help,_Please#Video_2|Still need Local help with my C64, Please]]<br /> }}<br /> {{quote|tried to fix it with a Lysol wipe}}<br /> <br /> ===Description===<br /> Respond to this video directly at christine@cwcville.us. Thank You. Local Inquiries, ONLY. <br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> Hey everybody, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again! And, today, I'm reaching out for a little help and assistance. As you can see right behind me [''singing''] da da da da ta da! [''fumbles around with the camera''] Get the camera.... See it too.... <br /> <br /> [''Shows his monitor''] So there's my self [[Commodore 64]] monitor. And there's my floppy cassette drive with two joy sticks. Aaand.... here's my old BFF! [''taps on keyboard''] <br /> <br /> Uhh, I got just about everything needed to put this thing back in this order once again and be able to [[vidya|play]] on it and... everything, but there's a ''slight'' problem. Yeah. It needs some TLC. I tried to get, uh, tried to fix it with a Lysol wipe, but the AV output, this thing right here. [Points finger near output] Yeah, it's got rust around the edges<br /> <br /> So, I'm reaching out to a local in [[Charlottesville]], Virginia. Whoever hears this video, please, I did take this thing apart myself, and look inside, and I also have this lovely...''punch'' of literature [holds up some Commodore 64 manuals] that my [[Bob|father]] invested. [''squealing''] ''And'' right here...! [''singing''] Da da da da ta da... [''flips open one of the manuals''] [''chuckles''] Look at that! Shows the inside of the thing! Anyway, I think it's going to need a new phase...alternation line encoder, which I know that part has the...AV output on it.<br /> <br /> And, also with that, I might, ah, ask the person to come over to bring a Y cable with three males on it. And, yes, go ahead, make a meme out of that...[''singing''] Y cable...with three [[male|males]]! <br /> <br /> Okay, so, that's the update. Oh! Also, I'm not sure where it is, and I definitely need it, but I need the power cord for...the floppy drive, as well. I'm going to check [[eBay]] for an inexpensive one. <br /> <br /> So, thank you all so much! Please, all responses to this video are to be sent to my email address: christine@cwcville.us! I'll put the e-mail address in the description below. Thank you!<br /> <br /> ==Video 2==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Still need Local help with my C64, Please<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|npvmExAGQk4}}<br /> | stardate = 14 June 2018<br /> | subject = {{Video games|text}}, {{Convention|text}}, {{(Handouts)|text}}<br /> | style = {{Reason|text}}<br /> | saga = {{Financhu Crisis|text}}<br /> | shirt = {{Bigbaggyblue|text}}<br /> | previous = [[I_need_some_local_C64_Tech_Help,_Please#Video_1|I need some local C64 Tech Help, Please]]<br /> | next = [[TooManyGames#Bowser vs Robotnik panel|Chris Chan making an ass of himself]]<br /> }}<br /> {{quote|It's probably something in the c-circuitry... I'm guessing, I don't know.|In need of tech support}}<br /> <br /> ===Description===<br /> Please, contact me via email at christine@cwcville.us. Also, please help in supporting my trip to the Too Many Games Convention in Pennsylvania, coming up on the weekend of the 22nd. https://www.gofundme.com/5oc2gtc<br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Hello everybody, Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again and right now... uh, I'm just showing off the problem I have with my C64 I mean it's not powered on right now but...<br /> <br /> Here's the ol' monitor, you can see it's turned on and... my video's obviously recording it going... reverberating like that, but anyway, I'm gonna demonstrate that it does function on the front input and I had tested the... rear... input... as well... this PlayStation 1 console.<br /> <br /> So, turn it on... [''clicking''] as you can see... [''PlayStation 1 starts up''] the input on the monitor works great. <br /> <br /> So lemme turn off the console... there and I switch to... [''grunting''] I had managed to clean... bulk of the rust off of the single... video audio output from the console.<br /> <br /> So I'm puttin' the... Y cable back in, which I found one up stairs. Three males. <br /> <br /> [Sliding and clacking noises as Chris fiddles with his C64]<br /> <br /> And... we're just gonna plug these back into the front... <br /> <br /> Okay, so... turn it... on... making sure you can see that... aight... power light comes on... <br /> <br /> As you can see, not much is happening up here...<br /> <br /> Also do note that even though I have them connected, I'm not using the cassette drive, and... the floppy drive. I don't have a plug for that... right now.<br /> <br /> [Chris sighs]<br /> <br /> I do have a cartridge though. Sea Wolf. So we'll put that into the cartridge slot... in the back of the console. <br /> <br /> Power it on again... Still, nothing. <br /> <br /> So... [''pause''] Kinda stumped. Still need local help, it's probably something in the c-circuitry... I'm guessing, I don't know. I [don't] know squat... about circuitry... alright?<br /> <br /> Heard it straight from me. I know squat about circuitry. [Pause]<br /> <br /> So... requesting help locally from somebody in Charlottesville whose got... technolo- the technological knowledge to... y'know, go inside and all the parts and figure out... what the problem is... cause, I love this old friend of mine, y'know? <br /> <br /> Anyways, so... I'll p-put the emailf... to contact me at... below this video and uh- hopefully I get a response to get this thing going again so I can play again.<br /> <br /> And also, reminder: please... go to my gofundme page and... help me on voting up the funds I need... to go to the TooManyGames convention up in Pennsylvania. I'm very serious about that. Thank you. <br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Nightstar is a very important Special Sonichu]]|nextlink=[[TooManyGames]]}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]<br /> [[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2018]]</div>

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<p>NoCaps: Replaced very dated Atop The Fourth Wall link that didn't work with a YT link that works. No videobox though, kept it as a direct link. Added schu comic link from archive.sonichu.com/cwcville</p> <hr /> <div>{{taxpayermoney}}<br /> {{dated}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:SonichuLogo.png|center|Man's ultimate Rorschach test.]]<br /> [[File:Sonichu Graphic Novel Set From Zero To Awakening1.jpg|thumb|''Sonichu'', issues 0 to 7]]<br /> {{quote|[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/MyImmortal My Immortal] has a sort of grandeur to it, since it has been ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StealthParody possibly]) carefully constructed to be as terrible as possible. '''This''' is no parody. This is a man's life – his failures, [[Chris and mental healthcare|his neuroses]], [[Chris and coping|his fantasies]], [[Chris and reality|his warped worldview]], proudly displayed for the world on paper and pixels. Reading Sonichu and learning about its author is nothing less than a descent into someone's personal hell, made all the more terrible for the fact that the author intends for the experience to '''entertain''' people. That they would '''purchase''' it. There is no joy, no fun in CWCville – there is only layer upon layer of '''horror'''.|A now-deleted &quot;So Bad, It's Horrible&quot; entry from the [[User:Canine/TV Tropes| TV Tropes]] article, aptly describing the experience of reading ''Sonichu''.}}<br /> <br /> '''''Sonichu''''' is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s official life work, magnum opus, and largest contribution to society and culture. To most, however, it is a poorly-[[Chris and art|drawn]] and [[Chris and writing|written]] comic book series about the adventures and travels that befall [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|a fictionalized version of himself]] and his [[imaginary friends]]. Despite starting out as a comic about the titular character, it quickly turned into a wish-fulfillment outlet for Chris and his depraved fantasies, with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] being a main character in name only, playing second fiddle to Chris's primary {{w|Mary Sue}} self-insert. Other characters include [[Rosechu]] and Chris's many other self-inserts.<br /> <br /> The comic began on 24 November 2004 and updated intermittently throughout the next fifteen years, with its last significant update published on 27 June 2019. Chris wanted the series to last anywhere between 75 and 100 issues, although he was in no hurry to accomplish such a feat due to multiple extended hiatuses. Following Chris's [[incest]] charges, it seems unlikely that Chris will ever finish the series even if he completes his sentence.<br /> <br /> ==Introduction==<br /> [[Image:SonicVsSonichu.jpg|thumb|180px|{{w|Sonic the Hedgehog (Archie Comics)|THE WORLD'S MOST WAY PAST COOL COMIC!}}]]<br /> <br /> Chris first drew [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in March 2000 after being told that he could not use [[Chris and copyright|a copyrighted character]] on a class project, so he instead came up with a [[Things Chris has ripped off|TRUE]] and [[OC|ORIGINAL]] character plagiarizing from two of his favorite video games: ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' and ''[[Pokémon]]''. Later, Chris would put his web programming skills to task and come up with [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]], which showcased his various illustrations of his pride and joy. Over time, Chris would draw new characters in his own little universe that were more blatant rip-offs of the source material that he was inspired by, such as [[Rosechu]] and [[Blake]], and so Chris began to put together a couple of simple, single-page or two-page narratives for his growing cast of characters.<br /> <br /> For a while, many of these comics were actually focused on the adventures of these characters, with no real references to the outside world, but over time, he would start to put himself into these comic strips. Dissatisfaction with his own life led Chris to use the comic as a [[Chris and coping|coping mechanism]] to achieve a sense of [[Chris and his ego|wish fulfillment]]. Since he was coming up with his story (and nothing less), he could team up with his &quot;original&quot; creations and make things right in [[CWCville|his idealized fantasy world]].<br /> <br /> The inadvertent shattering of his heart from [[Sarah Hammer]], along with the expulsion from English class and the confrontation with [[Mary Lee Walsh]], provided the impetus for Christian to kick-start the comic series in full force, turning real-life figures that he encountered into citizens and villains for him and his OCs to interact with. The series initially served as a complement to his [[Love Quest]] as a feeble attempt to link an accomplishment, or boost his own self-worth to unsuspecting prey; after all, Sonichu ''is'' &quot;Zappin' to the Extreme!&quot; He is Christian Weston Chandler's ''only'' son, and the first ''way past cooler'' [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]!<br /> <br /> The comics series was originally hosted on the various incarnations of Christian's [[Sonichu site|homepage]] (as seen in the [[CWCipedia]] archive). In 2013 he began to upload the comics as albums on his [[Facebook]] page, and he affirmed in 2015, when he picked up the comic again, that this would be the place to find new pages. In [[September 2015]] he finally began to sell printed and autographed issues on [[Etsy]] and Lulu.com. The comic was originally promoted from now-defunct ''Sonichu'' business cards, and he has since graduated to flyers. Each new addition to the series proudly sports a &quot;To be continued...&quot; disclaimer page. In fact, the comics are not updated with any regular frequency: in the twenty years since the character's creation, Chris has only completed fifteen issues, even though he has zero responsibilities and unlimited free time. Chris has claimed that in total, he plans to complete 50 to 100 issues in his lifetime,&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]&lt;/ref&gt; meaning that he's 30 to 15% of the way there.<br /> <br /> ==Reader's Guide to ''Sonichu''==<br /> {{quote|[[Chris and art|My art]] [[Chris and his ego|speaks for me.]]|Chris&lt;ref&gt;[[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ===How-to and Overview===<br /> [[Image:Sonichu - Jargon Page.jpg|thumb|180px|The ever infamous JARGON page.]]<br /> <br /> To start off, the comics don't appear to have a consistent numbering system in place, this can make it tricky to organize them. For example, the ''Sonichu'' series began with issue #0 instead of #1. Chris also decided to assign one of the books as &quot;Issue #12-9&quot; to avoid associating his Pony OC [[Nightstar]] with the number 13. The book itself was originally going to be &quot;Issue #13&quot;, with [[Planet Dolan]] as the subject matter instead. Despite that, there was an actual &quot;Issue #13&quot;, but only for a bunch of vaguely connected ideas brainwashed into Chris by the [[Idea Guys]] with no actual narrative in sight. The numbering of every subsequent comic book continues from there. Adding to the confusion are the &quot;Specials&quot;, which were numbered separately from the main comics.<br /> <br /> Adding to the confusing numbering system, Chris uses a bunch of television lingo when referring to his stories. Each issue up to Issue #12-9 contained multiple separately-numbered &quot;episodes&quot; and &quot;sub-episodes&quot;. Due to the incoherent narrative structure of the stories along with their inconsistent numbering system, readers often lost track of which story happened in which issue. For example, [[Black Sonichu]] (now known as Blake) was introduced in Episode #4, which was the fifth story in the overall series and the first story in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], which was in turn the second comic. Further confounding matters were the [[Sub-Episodes]] about Chris's [[Love Quest]], which appeared in issues #0-4, and again were numbered separately from the main stories.<br /> <br /> Issues #0 and #1 featured [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] as the unchallenged star of the series, with [[Christian Weston Chandler (character)|Chris]] as a supporting character also appearing in the backup strips. By issue #2, the comic had abruptly transitioned to Chris encountering people from his real life in shitty [[anime]] battles. Token attempts to tell Sonichu stories and introduce Sonichu spin-off characters were made in #3, but all pretense was dropped in #4-#7 as the series becomes a vehicle for Chris, as the leader of a heroic [[Chaotic Combo|band of recolors]], to battle against [[Mary Lee Walsh|a college dean]], a group of ineffectual [[Jerkop|security guards]], [[manajerks|store managers]], and later on, [[trolls|Internet trolls]] and [[Alec Benson Leary|other people who made fun of the comic]]. Originally it was mostly innocent and harmless, being the by-product of a simple man with a childish imagination, until it became an outlet to call out trolls, explore his depraved [[Sonichu 8|sexual desires]] and live out his [[Sonichu 10|violent revenge fantasies]].<br /> <br /> [[Image:ComicTBCont.jpg|thumb|left|180px|TO BE CONTINUED (c.) 2001-????]]<br /> The comic series was presented as if it were a cartoon or [[anime]] (which might explain why the comics mimic visual effects that work in an audiovisual context but fail on paper), and was encapsulated into ''seasons'' with various episodes (or &quot;series&quot;, for our European friends). [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] was intended to wrap up the &quot;first season&quot; of ''Sonichu''. This opened a can of worms as to the current vision of the comics: was ''Sonichu'' intended to be the hit action/adventure soap-opera TV show that is broadcast in [[CWCville]], or was it the historical documentation of Chris's and Sonichu's life and times? Perhaps it was destined to be the Gospel from the Stay-at-Home Autistic Virgin Male, [[Chris and religion#Delusions of Godhood.3F|''hallowed be His name'']]. Either way, it remained unanswered whether Chris continues on with the series because he has a vain, misguided belief that some TRUE and HONEST soul would consider these as &quot;storyboards&quot; for proper licensing and production.<br /> <br /> ===Art imitating life===<br /> Sensing some criticism for the self-centeredness of his work, Chris wrote himself out of the series toward the end of [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], trapping the Chris character in the [[Time Void]] so that the storyline could focus on other characters. Despite this, Sonichu still served as a strong Mary Sue character, as seen in Sonichu fighting [[4-cent garbage.com]] in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], as well as the clear Sue tendencies of [[Reginald Sneasel]].<br /> <br /> He returned from the Time Void at the end of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], giving all non-Chris characters approximately one issue to have the spotlight to themselves, during which they mostly talked about how much they loved Chris and hoped he would return safely. On the final page of the issue, Chris claimed that he would write himself out of the series permanently, giving his characters the opportunity to shine on their own. He went back on this promise almost the moment he made it — issue #10 is one of the most Chris-centric of the entire series.<br /> <br /> Following the theft of his [[Medallions of Fail]] by [[Blanca]], Chris immediately released a new comic adapting the theft into his canon and explaining that the TRUE source of his power lay in his [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Since this story was necessarily set after Chris escapes the Time Void, it was deemed a special preview of ''Sonichu'' #10, despite the fact that Chris had at that point not finished ''Sonichu'' #8 nor begun ''Sonichu'' #9.<br /> <br /> Chris started ''Sonichu'' #11 in [[December 2009]] and completed ''Sonichu'' #10 in [[February 2010]]. He produced a revised ending to issue #10 in [[October 2010]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Book10Replacement]]&lt;/ref&gt; After a long inspirationless lull, he began churning out new pages of Sonichu #11 in [[September 2015]].<br /> <br /> ==Hiatuses==<br /> Chris has regularly lost motivation to draw comics throughout the run of the series. Without a single job held for the past 18 years, he has all the time in the world and only lacks a drive to create.<br /> <br /> Along with the abandonment of the [[CWCipedia]] in 2010, [[Sonichu 11]] was put on hiatus later that year. Chris claimed that the trolls drained his creativity and scared him away from drawing any more ''Sonichu''.&lt;ref&gt;[[DrainedCreativity]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|I have not ended Sonichu; I only lost inspiration to draw, thanks to [[Trolls|the people online]].|Chris in 2010, on the hiatus of ''[[Sonichu 11]]''&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie Chat 3]]&lt;/ref&gt;.}}<br /> <br /> After five years of Chris sporadically mentioning the possibility of continuing the comic, on 4 [[September 2015]], he finally added new content to ''Sonichu''. 11 new pages were added to [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] that day. He said that new pages would be added &quot;maybe every other week&quot;. 27 pages were uploaded in 2015, but these updates were not to last; no pages were uploaded in 2016. Chris claimed that ADD&lt;ref&gt;[[February 2016 Facebook Posts#Bleeding Autism]]&lt;/ref&gt; and dementia&lt;ref&gt;[[2017 tweets#Doopie defends Chris]]&lt;/ref&gt; were responsible for his inactivity.<br /> <br /> In [[June 2017]], Chris began making regular updates to the comic again, completing ''Sonichu'' #11 that month and ''Sonichu'' #12 in October. Chris announced that ''Sonichu'' #13 would be an [[Chris and copyright|unofficial]] crossover with [[Planet Dolan]] but was scrapped after he had a falling out with [[DoopieDoOver]]. In its place, Chris announced [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]]. 12-9 would be based around [[My Little Pony]] and feature a [[Night Star|new self-insert of his]], revolving almost entirely around ponies.<br /> <br /> Partway through the development of #12-9, Chris's work on the comic broke down. Before #12-9 had been complete, Chris began working on ''Sonichu'' #14, which was to return to the normal ''Sonichu'' setting. He soon spilled paint on the first few unfinished pages and [[Financhu Crisis|sold them]] on [[eBay]] for a quick buck, presumably scrapping his work once again. Chris apparently still intended to complete #14, as he announced [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]]. The comic was intended as a remake/[[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|reboot]] of the early issues. This was derailed after Chris found the fancomic &quot;[[Things Chris has ripped off|Rosechu's Story]]&quot;, which he began to plagiarize instead of making an original story for #15.<br /> <br /> Sonichu 15 was put on hold when communication with the [[Idea Guys]] began. These trolls made Chris illustrate [[Idea Guys#Ideas|their own narrative]], which heavily focused on the [[Nazis#Idea Guys|politically incorrect]], retcons, and generally horrible, unfunny things. Several pages were leaked in January 2018 by [[Kiwi Farms]] users in contact with the Idea Guys. After months without updates, Chris revealed in May 2018 that he had continued to work on #16, but was hesitant to release the nearly-finished comic now that he realized the Idea Guys had such an influence on it. Sonichu 16 was sent to Patreon supporters in fall of that year.<br /> <br /> On 26 June 2019, Chris uploaded eight new pages for a new issue of ''Sonichu'' designed to be a sequel to ''Sonichu'' #16. Two days later, in a Patreon post, he would renumber issues #14, #15, and #16. ''Sonichu'' #14 would be moved to [[Sonichu 16|#16]], ''Sonichu'' #16 would be renamed ''[[Sonichu 13|The Awakening of a CPU aka The Idea Guy Corruptions]],'' (later renamed to issue #13&lt;ref&gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2019_social_media_posts#The_Idea_Guys.27_nonsense_was_meant_to_be&lt;/ref&gt;) and the new issue would be numbered issue [[Sonichu 14|14]]. <br /> <br /> [[Sonichu 17|''Sonichu'' #17]] was later revealed to exist, but only its cover has been seen. It appears to be influenced by the Idea Guys.<br /> <br /> Issues [[Sonichu 14|14]], [[Sonichu 15|15]], [[Sonichu 16|16]] and [[Sonichu 17|17]] are incomplete, and Chris has not updated any of them for around two years as of 2021.<br /> <br /> On 11 September 2020, when [[Discord Q&amp;A 6#Best episode of Sonichu?|asked]] what he felt were the best ''Sonichu'' issues, he would reply with (in no particular order) ''Sonichu'' #0, ''Sonichu'' #12-9, and ''Sonichu'' #15.<br /> <br /> ==Currently==<br /> <br /> Like all people, Chris was at his most productive when he is motivated. The unfortunate truth is that much of Chris's motivation in earlier years came from trolls and ''being'' trolled. He has created [[List of videos|hundreds of videos]] under the influence of trolls; the same could be said for the ''Sonichu'' comics. While Chris claims that the stress from trolls prevented him from writing comics, the opposite is likely true. ''Sonichu'' issues 8 through 10 were all created during the [[Christorical eras#Classic Trolling: 2007 to 2011|classic trolling era]], and they happen to be some of the longest comics Chris has ever made (each one around 100 pages long, compared to the usual 50-or-so page length for ''Sonichu'' comics). After those, ''Sonichu'' 11 was finished eight years after it was started, with no content in it relating to trolls. Much of the content in issue 12-9 is inspired by [[Jessica Quinn]] and the Idea Guys (who ostensibly began their mind games with Chris in order to get him to work on his comic more frequently), all of whom are trolls. The Idea Guys were even able to force an entire issue out of Chris on their own, due in no small part to their emotional manipulation and extortion of him. The only outlier of a comic post-classic-trolling-era is ''Sonichu'' 12, which was finished in half a year and had nothing to do with trolls; Chris's motivation to create #12 stemmed from his burgeoning relationship with the LGBT community.<br /> <br /> Simply put, Chris had no real reason to be writing and illustrating new ''Sonichu'' comics, which quite bluntly have always been an exercise in boosting his self-esteem rather than an exercise in creating a coherent narrative for his own characters. The relative [[Naïve|innocence]] of the original ''Sonichu'' comics (before trolling) has long since been lost, and Chris's has generally been less productive on a creative level than since the ousting of the Idea Guys. A lack of long-term relationships has left Chris's motivation for art stagnant, while his [[Chris and reality#Fantasy and fiction|delusions]] festered. While it was not impossible for Chris to complete any of his unfinished ''Sonichu'' comics, it was unlikely he would do so without making a change in his life. And anyone that though that ''they'' should be that &quot;change&quot; in his life would quickly learn that [[Weening#Arguments against weening|trolling Chris is a bad idea]].<br /> <br /> Following Chris's arrest and pending trial for his [[incest]] charges, it seems highly unlikely that the comic will continue under Chris. Even presuming that he gets out of jail, the fact that he's virtually unemployable and can no longer make money off of platforms like [[Patreon]], which would be the only way he could ensure a stream of income for himself. The number of people willing to financially support Chris has also decreased considerably in light of what he's done, even if he could find a platform that could financially support him. It seems that the days of zapping to the extreme have come to a close for good, although with that in mind, there's nothing to stop the [[True and Loyal Fanbase]] from creating fan continuations or other fan works of their own.<br /> <br /> ==The ''Sonichu'' canon==<br /> <br /> ===Official releases===<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> ! style=&quot;background:silver;&quot; | Issue<br /> ! style=&quot;background:silver;&quot; colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Episode<br /> ! style=&quot;background:silver;&quot; width=20% | Title<br /> ! style=&quot;background:silver;&quot; | Plot Summary<br /> |- <br /> | rowspan=&quot;5&quot;|[[File:Sonichu - Issue 0, Cover.jpg|150px]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu 0|'''''Sonichu'' #0''']]&lt;br&gt;''Begun'' 3 Jan [[2004]]&lt;br&gt;''Complete'' 24 Mar [[2005]] <br /> |bgcolor=&quot;yellow&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | Episode #1<br /> | &quot;Sonichu's Orgin&quot;<br /> | Sonichu and Rosechu are created by the Chaotic Rainbow. Kel adopts Rosechu. &lt;br&gt;''First appearance of [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Kel]], and [[Rosechu]]. &lt;br&gt;Only appearance of [[Perfect Chaos]].''<br /> |- <br /> |bgcolor=&quot;yellow&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | Episode #2<br /> | Sonichu in &quot;Genesis of the Lovehogs&quot;<br /> | Sonichu, [[obesity|hungry]] and lonesome, follows Rosechu home to Kel. They fall in love.<br /> |- <br /> |bgcolor=&quot;yellow&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | Episode #3<br /> | &quot;Sonichu vs. Naitcirhc&quot; [''sic'']<br /> | Sonichu and Rosechu go shopping; Naitsirhc tries to kidnap Rosechu but Sonichu fights off his Zapdos and rescues Rosechu. Mayor Chris congratulates him. &lt;br&gt;''First appearance of [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]].''<br /> |- <br /> |bgcolor=&quot;white&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot;|&quot;Classic Sonichu Strips&quot;<br /> | Random stupid stories with Sonichu. &lt;br&gt;''First appearance of [[Black Sonichu]] (Blake), [[Jerkops]], and [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. &lt;br&gt;Only appearances of [[Metonic]], [[Vamprosa]], and [[Barbara Chandler]].''<br /> |- <br /> |bgcolor=&quot;blue&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | Sub-Episode #1<br /> | &quot;Christian Chandler in ''Jerkop-tastropie''&quot;<br /> | Chris is [[Calling Out|called out]] by a manajerk and transforms into Chris-Chan Sonichu to fight him and the jerkops off.<br /> |- <br /> | rowspan=&quot;4&quot;|[[File:issueone.jpg|150px]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu 1|'''''Sonichu'' #1''']]&lt;br&gt;''Begun'' 31 Mar 2005&lt;br&gt;''Complete'' 18 Apr 2005<br /> |bgcolor=&quot;yellow&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | Episode #4<br /> | &quot;Black Sonichu in ''Darkness, Speed, &amp; Lightning!''&quot;<br /> | The origin of Blake! &lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;''First appearance of [[Doctor Robotnik]], [[Giovanni]], and [[Bill the Scientist]].''<br /> |- <br /> |bgcolor=&quot;yellow&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | Episode #5<br /> | &quot;Sonichu in ''Informal Meeting''&quot;<br /> | Blake kidnaps Rosechu. Sonic and Sonichu run into each other and then team up. <br /> |- <br /> |bgcolor=&quot;yellow&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | Episode #6<br /> | &quot;Sonic &amp; Sonichu ''Black Metal Combat''&quot;<br /> | Sonic and Sonichu fight Robotnik's latest creation. &lt;br&gt;''Only appearance of [[Metal Sonichu]].''<br /> |- <br /> |bgcolor=&quot;blue&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | Sub-Episode #2<br /> | &quot;Christian Chandler in ''The Rise &amp; Fall of My Heart''&quot;<br /> | The comic version of Chris's encounter with Hanna. &lt;br&gt;''Only appearance of [[Hanna]].''<br /> |- <br /> | rowspan=&quot;4&quot;|[[File:Sonichu - Issue 2, Cover.jpg|150px]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu 2|'''''Sonichu'' #2''']]&lt;br&gt;''Begun'' 24 Apr 2005&lt;br&gt;''Complete'' 3 May 2005<br /> |bgcolor=&quot;yellow&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | Episode #7<br /> | &quot;Sonichu in ''Anchuent Prophecy''&quot;<br /> | Chris takes over the story as his Sonichu medallion unleashes the power of the [[Anchuent Prophecy]]. &lt;br&gt;''First appearance of [[Sarah Hammer]], [[Wes Iseli]], and the [[Ancient Leader of the Cherokee Clan]].'' &lt;br&gt;''Only appearance of the Keeper of the Destiny Cave.''<br /> |- <br /> |bgcolor=&quot;yellow&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | Episode #8<br /> | &quot;Christian Chandler in ''Chaos &amp; Serenity''&quot;<br /> | The three empowered hedgehogs meet and fight. &lt;br&gt;''First appearance of [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] and [[Saramah Rosechu]].''<br /> |- <br /> |bgcolor=&quot;yellow&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | Episode #9<br /> | &quot;Chris-Chan, Saramah, &amp; Wes-Li in ''The Evil that Stomped CWCville''&quot;<br /> | Saramah breaks up with Wes-Li as Slaweel the Witch makes her first big attack on CWCville! &lt;br&gt;''First appearance of [[Count Graduon]].''<br /> |- <br /> |bgcolor=&quot;blue&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | Sub-Episode #3<br /> | &quot;Christian Chandler &amp; Sonichu in ''Witch Confront''&quot;<br /> | Chris and Sonichu confront Slaweel!<br /> |- <br /> | rowspan=&quot;3&quot;|[[File:Sonichu - Issue 3, Cover.jpg|150px]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu 3|'''''Sonichu'' #3''']]&lt;br&gt;''Begun'' 20 Jun 2005&lt;br&gt;''Complete'' 21 Feb [[2006]]<br /> |bgcolor=&quot;yellow&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | Episode #10<br /> | &quot;Sonichu Babies&quot;<br /> | The origins of the Chaotic Combo! &lt;br&gt;''First appearances of [[Wild Sonichu]], [[Bubbles Rosechu]], [[Magi-Chan]], [[Angelica Rosechu]], [[Punchy Sonichu]], [[Sonee and Rosey]], [[Shinabe]]. &lt;br&gt;Only appearance of [[Mypoe]], and the [[Boulder-Dropping Whale]].''<br /> |- <br /> |bgcolor=&quot;yellow&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | Episode #11<br /> | &quot;The Chaotic Combo in ''When Hedgehogs Meet''&quot;<br /> | Blake steals the Master Sunstone and the Chaotic Combo unite! &lt;br&gt;''First appearance of [[Flame the Sunbird]].''<br /> |- <br /> |bgcolor=&quot;blue&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | Sub-Episode #4<br /> | &quot;Christian Chandler in ''McAttack''&quot;<br /> | Chris is attacked in the M-C-D-ville by two Manajerks! &lt;br&gt;''First appearance of [[B-Manajerk]], [[Merried Seinor Comic]], [[W-M Manajerk]], and [[Darkbind Sonichu]].'' &lt;br&gt;''Only appearance of Super Chris-chan Sonichu.''<br /> |- <br /> | rowspan=&quot;8&quot;|[[File:Issue4.jpg|150px]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu 4|'''''Sonichu'' #4''']]&lt;br&gt;''Begun'' 24 Mar 2005&lt;br&gt;''Complete'' &lt;abbr title=&quot;Precise date unknown: sometime before 2 Nov 2005.&quot;&gt;2 Sep 2005?&lt;abbr&gt;<br /> |bgcolor=&quot;blue&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | Sub-Episode #1<br /> | &quot;Christian Chandler in ''Jerkop-tastropie''&quot;<br /> | Reprinted from ''Sonichu'' #0.<br /> |- <br /> |bgcolor=&quot;blue&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | Sub-Episode #2<br /> | &quot;Christian Chandler in ''The Rise &amp; Fall of My Heart''&quot;<br /> | Reprinted from ''Sonichu'' #1.<br /> |- <br /> |bgcolor=&quot;blue&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | Sub-Episode #3<br /> | &quot;Christian Chandler &amp; Sonichu in ''Witch Confront''&quot;<br /> | Reprinted from ''Sonichu'' #2.<br /> |- <br /> |bgcolor=&quot;blue&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | Sub-Episode #4<br /> | &quot;Christian Chandler in ''McAttack''&quot;<br /> | Reprinted from ''Sonichu'' #3.<br /> |- <br /> |bgcolor=&quot;blue&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | Sub-Episode #5<br /> | &quot;Christian Chandler in ''McAttack Part 2''&quot; <br /> | Crystal appears to save the day as the W-M Manajerk attacks! &lt;br&gt;''First appearance of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]] and [[W-M Manajerk]]. &lt;br&gt;Last appearance of the [[Ancient Leader of the Cherokee Clan]].''<br /> |- <br /> |bgcolor=&quot;blue&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | Sub-Episode #6<br /> | &quot;Christian Chandler's Backyard Safari&quot;<br /> | Chris gives us an inside look at the Jerkops. &lt;br&gt;''First appearance of [[ScotPalazzo]].''<br /> |- <br /> |bgcolor=&quot;blue&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | Sub-Episode #7<br /> | &quot;Christian Chandler in ''Off-Target''&quot;<br /> | Bagget arrives to attack Chris! &lt;br&gt;''First appearance of [[Bagget]] and [[Crackder]].''<br /> |- <br /> |bgcolor=&quot;blue&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | Sub-Episode #8<br /> | &quot;Christian Chandler in ''Off-Target Part 2''&quot;<br /> | Chris is taken captive, but is rescued by Crystal!<br /> |- <br /> | rowspan=&quot;2&quot;|[[File:Sonichu - Issue 5, Cover.jpg|150px]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu 5|'''''Sonichu'' #5''']]&lt;br&gt;''Begun'' 29 Apr 2006&lt;br&gt;''Complete'' 20 Jun 2006<br /> |bgcolor=&quot;yellow&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | Episode #12<br /> | &quot;Christian Chandler in ''My Best Friend's Cherokian Wedding''&quot;<br /> | Chris attends Sarah Hammer's wedding, which is spoiled by Wes-Li Sonichu. Chris, with the aid of [[Megan Schroeder]], saves the day. &lt;br&gt;''First appearance of [[Megagi La Skunk]].'' &lt;br&gt;''Only appearances of [[William Spicer]] and [[Sailor Megtune]].''<br /> |- <br /> |bgcolor=&quot;yellow&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | Episode #13<br /> | &quot;Shattered Hearts &amp; Entrapment&quot;<br /> | Slaweel initiates an attack on CWCville, leading to Crystal getting trapped in the mirror! &lt;br&gt;''First appearance of [[DJ Jamsta]].''<br /> |- <br /> | rowspan=&quot;2&quot;|[[File:Sonichu - Issue 6, Cover.jpg|150px]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu 6|'''''Sonichu'' #6''']]&lt;br&gt;''Begun'' 4 Jul 2006&lt;br&gt;''Complete'' 21 Feb [[2007]]<br /> |bgcolor=&quot;yellow&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | Episode #12.5<br /> | &quot;One Lucky Dog&quot;<br /> | Chris's dog, Patti, is transported to CWCville and becomes an anthropomorphic dog with magic powers. &lt;br&gt;''First appearances of [[Patti-Chan]] and [[Allison Amber]].''<br /> |-<br /> |bgcolor=&quot;yellow&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | Episode #14<br /> | &quot;Evil is Afoot!&quot;<br /> | Chris and the Chaotic Combo begin their quest for the Sonichu Balls as Reldnahc makes his appearance. &lt;br&gt;''First appearance of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]].''<br /> |- <br /> | rowspan=&quot;3&quot;|[[File:Sonichu Issue 7.jpg|150px]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu 7|'''''Sonichu'' #7''']]&lt;br&gt;''Begun'' 5 Mar 2007&lt;br&gt;''Complete'' 20 Aug [[2008]]<br /> |bgcolor=&quot;yellow&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | Episode #15<br /> | &quot;Sonichu, Magi-Chan, and Christian in ''Time for a Ball''&quot;<br /> | Chris learns the location of one of the [[Sonichu Balls]] and goes to get it. &lt;br&gt;''Only appearance of [[Sammy]].''<br /> |-<br /> |bgcolor=&quot;yellow&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | Episode #16<br /> | &quot;C.W.C. and Sonichu in ''Time Hogs''&quot;<br /> | Chris and Sonichu retrieve a Sonichu Ball, only for Chris to be lost in the [[Time Void]].<br /> |-<br /> |bgcolor=&quot;white&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot;|&quot;Tune in Everyday to Station KCWC for Everything!&quot;<br /> | DJ Jamsta interviews Blanca and Jiggliami. &lt;br&gt;''First appearance of [[Jiggliami]] and [[Blanca]].'' &lt;br&gt;''Only appearance of [[Robert Simmons V]].''<br /> |- <br /> |rowspan=&quot;2&quot;|[[File:Sonichu8.jpg|150px]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu 8|'''''Sonichu'' #8''']]&lt;br&gt;''Begun'' 20 Aug 2008&lt;br&gt;''Complete'' 1 [[January 2009|Jan 2009]]&lt;br&gt;''Revised'' 10 [[July 2019|Jul 2019]]<br /> |bgcolor=&quot;yellow&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | Episode #17<br /> | &quot;Rage Against the Garbage&quot;<br /> | After sex, Sonichu and Rosechu learn about [[4-cent garbage.com]] and go to confront Jason Kendrick Howell over his work. They get a Sonichu Ball for their trouble. &lt;br&gt;''First appearance of [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] and [[The Incredible Lioness]].''<br /> |-<br /> |bgcolor=&quot;yellow&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | Episode #18<br /> | &quot;Spring Break, 2008&quot;<br /> | Silvana makes her move as Jiggliami warns the others of her plans and they get another Sonichu Ball. &lt;br&gt;''First appearance of [[Zapina]], [[Simonla Rosechu]], and [[Silvana]].'' &lt;br&gt;''Last appearance of [[Jiggliami]] and Blanca.'' &lt;br&gt;''Only appearance of [[Yawning Squirtle]].''<br /> |- <br /> |rowspan=&quot;2&quot;| [[File:SchuComic9.jpg|150px]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu 9|'''''Sonichu'' #9''']]&lt;br&gt;''Begun'' 1 Dec 2008&lt;br&gt;''Complete'' 7 [[December 2009|Dec 2009]]<br /> |bgcolor=&quot;yellow&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | Episode #19<br /> | &quot;Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)&quot;<br /> | THRILL to the wonder that is Chris's Dating Education classes! &lt;br&gt;''First appearances of [[Reginald Sneasel]], [[Layla]], and Rita Jackaras.'' &lt;br&gt;''Only appearance of Ms. Jackaras.''<br /> |-<br /> |bgcolor=&quot;yellow&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | Episode #20<br /> | &quot;CWC-Defense&quot;<br /> | The PVCC mounts a massive attack on CWCVille! Chris is later pulled out of the Time Void. &lt;br&gt;''First appearance of the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]] and the [[Power Rangers]].'' &lt;br&gt;''Only appearance of [[BILLY MAYS]].''<br /> |- <br /> | [[File:Issue 10 Cover.jpg|150px]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu 10|'''''Sonichu'' #10''']]&lt;br&gt;''Begun'' 15 Sep 2008&lt;br&gt;''Complete'' 25 [[February 2010|Feb 2010]]&lt;br&gt;''Revised [[2010]] and [[2015]].<br /> |bgcolor=&quot;yellow&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | Episode #21<br /> | &quot;Christian Chandler in ''Director Amenities''&quot;<br /> | [[Ego|Chris rains holy hell on all his enemies!]] &lt;br&gt;''First appearance of [[Clyde Cash]], [[Jack Thaddeus]], [[Lovely Weather]], [[Asperchu]], [[Chaotic Combo (Asperchu)]], Metal Asperchu, the [[Asperpedia Four]], and [[Sandy Rosechu]].'' &lt;br&gt;''Deaths of Reldnahc, Jason Kendrick Howell, Asperchu, Clyde Cash, Jack Thaddeus, Chaotic Combo (Asperchu), Metal Asperchu, the Asperpedia Four, Slaweel the Witch, homosexuality, asexuality, and Simonla.''<br /> |- <br /> | rowspan=&quot;3&quot;|[[File:Issue 11 Cover.jpg|150px]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu 11|'''''Sonichu'' #11''']]&lt;br&gt;''Begun'' 13 [[August 2009|Aug 2009]]&lt;br&gt;''Complete'' 30 [[June 2017|Jun 2017]]<br /> |bgcolor=&quot;yellow&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot;|&quot;A Sonichu Christmas&quot;<br /> | [[Christmas]] is coming, and Sonichu, Rosechu, and their children faff about the place doing nothing of importance. Cera befriends [[Kevin the Jew|Kevin]], a ''[[Peanuts]]''-type character. Robbie and Sonichu help a homeless woman. [[Simonla Rosechu]] miraculously recovers from her execution. &lt;br/&gt;''This is apparently Episode 22, but it is not numbered as such.''<br /> ''First appearance of [[Kevin the Jew|Kevin]], [[Stephanie]].''&lt;br/&gt;''Resurrection of [[Simonla Rosechu]].''<br /> |-<br /> |bgcolor=&quot;yellow&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | Episode #23<br /> | &quot;Simonchu &amp; Bananafunkle&quot;<br /> | Simonchu finds a new Pokémon and Punchy adopts it, causing Layla to leave him.<br /> ''First appearance of [[Bananasauros]].''<br /> |-<br /> |bgcolor=&quot;yellow&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | Episode #24, Part 1<br /> | &quot;The Clip Show: Catching Up&quot;<br /> | Sonic and Sonichu catch up at the mall.&lt;br/&gt;''Return of [[Sonic]]. First appearance of [[Ferrah]] and [[Dogson]]''<br /> |- <br /> | rowspan=&quot;3&quot;|[[File:Sonichu - Issue 12, Cover.jpg|150px]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu 12|'''''Sonichu'' #12''']]&lt;br&gt;''Begun'' 21 [[May 2017]]&lt;br&gt;''Complete'' 16 [[October 2017|Oct 2017]]<br /> |bgcolor=&quot;yellow&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | Episode #25<br /> | &quot;To Be or Naught a Tomgirl…&quot; <br /> | [[Robbie Sonee]] comes to terms with xir gender identity.<br /> |-<br /> |bgcolor=&quot;yellow&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | Episode #26 <br /> | &quot;Prideful&quot;<br /> | The first CWCville pride festival<br /> |-<br /> |bgcolor=&quot;yellow&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | Episode #24, Part 2<br /> | Clip Show continued<br /> | Sonic and Sonichu catch up at the mall. <br /> |- <br /> | [[File:Sonichu 12-9 Cover.jpg|150px]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu 12-9|'''''Sonichu'' #12-9''']]&lt;br&gt;''Begun'' 25 [[August 2017|Aug 2017]]&lt;br&gt;''Complete'' 20 [[July 2018|Jul 2018]]<br /> |bgcolor=&quot;white&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot;|&lt;p align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;(''NB – Chris abandons his traditional habit of dividing his comics into episodes in this and all future issues.'')&lt;/p&gt;<br /> | The origin story of [[Night Star]] and how she learned to traverse [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|dimensions]], visiting [[CWCville]] and getting to know Christine.<br /> |- <br /> | [[File:Sonichu - Issue 13, Cover.jpg|150px]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu 13|'''''Sonichu'' #13''']]&lt;br&gt;''Begun'' 1 [[November 2017|Nov 2017]]&lt;br&gt;''Complete'' 3 [[August 2018|Aug 2018]]<br /> |bgcolor=&quot;white&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot;| &quot;The Awakening of a CPU, Also Known As The Idea Guy Corruptions&quot;<br /> | How [[John Yamada]] came to influence Chris. Really an incoherent series of plot threads involving material from existing fictional universes and real-world politics of interest to the [[Idea Guys]].<br /> |- <br /> | [[File:Sonichu - Issue 14, Cover (draft).jpg|150px]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu 14|'''''Sonichu'' #14''']]&lt;br&gt;''Begun'' 26 [[June 2019|Jun 2019]]&lt;br&gt;''Not yet complete.''<br /> |bgcolor=&quot;white&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot;| &quot;The Awakening of a CPU: Book Two&quot;<br /> | Events leading up to the [[Dimensional Merge]].<br /> |- <br /> | [[File:Sonichu - Issue 15, Cover.jpg|150px]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu 15|'''''Sonichu'' #15''']]&lt;br&gt;''Begun'' 16 [[October 2017|Oct 2017]]&lt;br&gt;''Not yet complete.''<br /> |bgcolor=&quot;white&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot;| <br /> | The retelling of [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]; most of the content was [[Things Chris has ripped off|plagiarised]] from ''Rosechu's Story'', a fan comic.<br /> |- <br /> | [[File:Sonichu - Issue 16, Cover (restored).jpg|150px]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu 16|'''''Sonichu'' #16''']]&lt;br&gt;''Begun'' 30 [[May 2017]]&lt;br&gt;''Seemingly abandoned.''<br /> |bgcolor=&quot;white&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot;| &quot;Count Graduon, The Mighty Warrior!&quot;<br /> |Count Graduon's origin story. Chris sold the master copy to an [[enabler]] on [[eBay]] after spilling paint on it.<br /> |-<br /> |[[File:Sonichu - Issue 17, Cover.jpg|150px]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu 17|'''''Sonichu'' #17''']]&lt;br&gt;''Begun'' 1 [[April 2018]]&lt;br&gt;''Not yet complete.''<br /> |bgcolor=&quot;white&quot; height=&quot;10px&quot;|<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot;| <br /> |<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ===Special editions===<br /> These special issues were one-offs intended for [[gal pal|specific audiences]], but subsequently obtained by trolls and publicly released.<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;text-align:center;&quot;<br /> ! style=&quot;background:silver; | Image<br /> ! style=&quot;background:silver; width=20% | Issue<br /> ! style=&quot;background:silver; width=20% | Informal Title<br /> ! style=&quot;background:silver;&quot; | Plot Summary<br /> |- <br /> | [[File:CWCVictoryForIvy.jpg|150px]]<br /> | [[Sonichu Special 1|''Sonichu Special #1'']]<br /> | CWC Holding Out For a Hero<br /> | style = &quot;text-align:left;&quot;| Chris rescues Ivy from the clutches of &quot;Cly&quot;. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;''First appearances of [[Ivy]] and [[Clyde Cash]].''<br /> |- <br /> | [[File:IvyWedding.jpg|150px]]<br /> | [[Sonichu Special 2|''Sonichu Special #2'']]<br /> | Wedding Comic<br /> | style = &quot;text-align:left;&quot;| The fail-tastic union of Chris and Ivy. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;''Only appearances of Spas the Cat, Canino Houndhowl, Lilith, Rachel, [[Ching Chong]], and the unnamed priest.''<br /> |- <br /> | [[File:SchuComicSP3P3.jpg|150px]]<br /> | [[Sonichu Special 3|''Sonichu Special #3'']]<br /> | Giant Penis Comic<br /> | style = &quot;text-align:left;&quot;| The even more fail-tastic honeymoon of Chris and Ivy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;''Last appearances of [[Ivy]] and [[Officer Keino]].''<br /> |- <br /> | [[File:SchuComicSP4P3.jpg|150px]]<br /> | [[Sonichu Special 4|''Sonichu Special #4'']]<br /> | Gun Comic<br /> | style = &quot;text-align:left;&quot;| [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] &quot;rescues&quot; [[Kacey]] from [[CChanSonichuCWC]] (though it's unclear why Kacey needs to be rescued if she's in a consensual relationship with Liquid), shoots Liquid in the shins, and then makes out with Kacey.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;''Only appearances of [[Kacey]], Kacey's mom, [[Matthew Devoria]], and [[Liquid Chris]].''<br /> |-<br /> |[[File:Ring Comic for The Captain (compressed from original).png|150px]]<br /> |[[Sonichu Special 5|''Sonichu Special #5'']]<br /> | [[Guard Dogs]] Comic<br /> | style = &quot;text-align:left;&quot;| Chris sends the [[Amnyfest Ring]] to [[The Captain]]. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;''Only appearance of The Captain''<br /> |-<br /> |[[File:SchuBlockedbyBroniesdraftP3.jpeg|150px]]<br /> |[[Sonichu Special 6|''Sonichu Special #6'']]<br /> | [[Soft Exile]] Comic<br /> | style = &quot;text-align:left;&quot;| Magi-Chan talks to Dr. Wolf, a creator of the TF2 Analysis show, about Chris being blocked on Twitter by several high-profile creators from the MLP brony fandom, in particular members of [[TF2 Analysis]]. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;''First appearance of [[Dr.Wolf]]''<br /> |-<br /> |[[File:ChrisSlimeComicP2.jpg|150px]]<br /> |[[Sonichu Special 7|''Sonichu Special #7'']]<br /> | Slime Comic<br /> | style = &quot;text-align:left;&quot;| Chris's TRUE and HONEST rendition of [[Ben Saint|Ben Saint's]] promotional comic. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;''Only appearance of Phantom Horn and Strawberry Milk''<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ===Approved fanfictions===<br /> {{Incomplete}}<br /> {{Protip|We advise that you don't make [[Ben Saint|any more comics of your own]] to implement in Chris's canon. It makes you look just as stupid as Chris when he did it alone.}}<br /> <br /> On 17 [[December 2019]], Chris uploaded a complete set of the ''Sonichu'' series, including comics 0 through 13 of the main series, but also two fan comics that he has officially endorsed, to [[Chris and business#Storefronts|CWCville Shopping]]. Not being derived from his own [[CWCisms#G|geinus]], they are a step below [[TRUE and HONEST]] ''Sonichu'' canon. Nevertheless he has sanctioned them as mostly true to his vision, and is exploiting these fruits of others' labors [[Chris and money|financially]]. <br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;text-align:center;&quot;<br /> ! style=&quot;background:silver; | Image<br /> ! style=&quot;background:silver; width=20% | Issue<br /> ! style=&quot;background:silver;&quot; | Plot Summary<br /> |- <br /> | [[File:Rosechu's_Story_comic_book_cover.jpeg|150px]]<br /> | Rosechu's Story<br /> | style = &quot;text-align:left;&quot;| Designed by Tricklechu. Originally a [[Kiwi Farms]] project to redeem as much as possible from Chris's [[Chris and writing|lackluster writing]] by focusing on the side character [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]]. <br /> |- <br /> | [[File:PrequelCover.jpeg|150px]]<br /> | Chris Chan: A Prequel Comic<br /> | style = &quot;text-align:left;&quot;| Created by [[Bryanfrogboy]]. Written as a deconstruction of Chris's life, told from Chris's point of view.<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==Marketing==<br /> In his [[August 2009]] [[resume|résumé]], Chris stated that his dream was to &quot;get me paper-published with a comic book company like Archie, Marvel, DC or Dark Horse comics&quot;. He finally made this happen – sort of – in [[September 2015]], when he discovered {{w|Lulu (company)|Lulu.com}} and put a bound copy of ''Sonichu'' #0 for sale for ten bucks. A print version of Book #1 appeared the following month. Although his Lulu account disappeared from public view after about a week, he continued to offer the books (autographed upon request) on [[Etsy]]. He made routine updates on [[Facebook]].<br /> <br /> A recipient of the first issue provided a review:&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifar.ms/threads/9-23-15-printed-number-zero-book-now-available-through-lulu.12833/page-5#post-1014307&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|The cover is pixelated and shitty, Chris really obviously just stretched out whatever resized image he happened to have on his PC at the time, rather than rescan the original or do anything that required any effort.<br /> <br /> The spine is completely fucked up, and spills over onto the back of the book, making it totally useless – the bottom half of text can't be viewed from the side. If by some shitty reason you ever wanted to buy multiple future issues to put on your shelf, you'd never be able to tell which one is which. I don't know if this is because he just copied/pasted a book spine he ''assumed'' would work, or if he really underestimated how big the book would be. Probably both. The result is that the cover is one of the worst things in comic history. It honestly is so poorly done and so low quality that if Chris wasn't ''saying'' it was his I would assume this was a troll attempt to make him look bad.<br /> <br /> The back cover is significantly less pixelated, but still looks like garbage because it is, of course, drawn all in markers and pen by Chris.<br /> <br /> The paper used is matte and looks like the lowest quality/cheapest option he could get it printed on. Someone else mentioned it looks like &quot;draft&quot; quality and that pictures make it better – it seriously is so ugly and the resolution so low, it looks like a test page, and I can't even capture how shitty it is on camera. I've purchased comics from Lulu before, and they weren't nearly this bad, so there must be varying levels of publishing quality (or Lulu themselves has dropped in quality significantly – it's been years) and Chris picked the worst.<br /> <br /> So, it's exactly what you expect. Low quality and no effort by Chris other than uploading it. He didn't even check to see if things fit on the ''cover''.}}<br /> <br /> As advertised on Etsy:<br /> <br /> ===Printed and Autographed Sonichu #0 Comic Book===<br /> {{Main|Sonichu 0}}<br /> {{quotebox|<br /> $10.00<br /> <br /> '''Overview'''<br /> <br /> * Handmade item<br /> * Materials: paper, ink<br /> * Made to order<br /> * Ships worldwide from Ruckersville, Virginia<br /> <br /> '''Item Details'''<br /> <br /> This is a Preorder of a Printed version of my first Sonichu Comic Book, #0. It will be in Comic Book size and paper format. The reserve price is an estimate, and it allows room for the print set of Book #1, which follows Book #0.<br /> <br /> See the hand drawn beginnings of Sonichu and Rosechu, as well as their classic and romantic coming together and meet, the meeting and battle against [[Naitsirhc]], a few past drawn classic comic strips, and the first of a few [[sub-episodes]] featuring the artist/author, years before finding herself, feeling lost and searching for true love from friendship, intended, but finds constant troubles from the past goons of her arch nemesis, [[Count Graduon]] (with holstered help from the witch, [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel Ryam]]).<br /> <br /> (Of which SEGA is still quoted for their Sonic characters, but I have my own personal copyright on Sonichu, Rosechu, and everything else therein. Also, any names, or persons, illustrated in any of the Sonichu Comics, except that of my own, that may seem similar to anyone in real life or wherever else, are purely coincidental or otherwise parodic, and not cannon to their source stories and/or formats). Also, the legal page, and the corner author note on the front will be updated to respectively match my current name and other related items. The contents of this and the other completed and future books have been edited to allow the age range to be for the TV-Y7 and above.<br /> <br /> It will take me a week or two to put together the pages into the publishing site's template size, uploading them there, and then it will take up to another four weeks for them to print and ship the books to me, so I can autograph them and send them each off to each person who will have reserved a copy. Therefore, the estimated wait time for the books' full completion will be as late as the end of October of this year.<br /> <br /> Also, please do continue to show me your support by buying a medal, an amiibo figure, or donate towards my creation and peace of mind cause. Thank You, and have a Great and Safe Day.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Sonichu - Issue 0, Cover.jpg<br /> File:Sonichu - Episode 1, Page 1.jpg<br /> File:Sonichu - Episode 1, Page 2.jpg<br /> File:Sonichu - Episode 1, Page 3.jpg<br /> File:Sonichu - Episode 1, Page 4.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> }}<br /> <br /> On 23 September, Chris edited the first paragraph of this description to read:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|<br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;**&lt;/nowiki&gt;Please note: This book is now available from its matching listing on lulu.com. ONLY by ordering it through me, will I have the chance to personally autograph your copy of the book for you. Otherwise, you may go to the listing on lulu.com and order a physical copy for yourself there as well. My price here covers shipping from there to me, and then to you. Thank you.}}<br /> <br /> In the second week of October, however, his Lulu account went down, and he had to change this again:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|<br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;**&lt;/nowiki&gt;Please note: This is the ONLY way to order the book; I have it printed through Lulu.com (the listing there is only viewable to me); anyhow, I stil have the liberty to personally autograph your copy of the book for you. If you do not wish it autographed, please select the Variation Option of &quot;Not Autographed Book&quot;. The advantage of having it not autographed, being I can order it from the printer and have it shipped to your address, but it won't be in a comic book sleeve. And each copy sent from me will be shipped in a plastic Comic Book Sleeve with cardboard lining, inside a large envelope. My price here covers shipping from there to me, and then to you. Thank you.}}<br /> <br /> ===Printed and Autographed Sonichu #1 Comic Book===<br /> {{Main|Sonichu 1}}<br /> <br /> The description text was more or less identical to that for Sonichu #0.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|<br /> $10.00<br /> <br /> '''Item Details'''<br /> <br /> In this book, see the genetic cloning of Sonichu, with an accidental dose of cherry cola, resulting in Blake Sonichu. Teaming up in the conclusion to the accident in Book 0, Sonichu and Sonic work together to rescue Rosechu from a Team Rocket, USA Division, crew and robotics scientists, Dr. Ren Skysoar, and his robotic creation.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Issueone.jpg<br /> Sonichu - Episode 4, Page 1, Revision 1.jpg<br /> Sonichu - Episode 4, Page 4, Revision 1.jpg<br /> Sonichu - Episode 4, Page 10.jpg<br /> File:Son1p27.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Printed and Autographed Sonichu #2 Comic Book===<br /> {{Main|Sonichu 2}}<br /> <br /> ===Printed and Autographed Sonichu #3 Comic Book===<br /> {{Main|Sonichu 3}}<br /> <br /> ===Printed and Autographed Sonichu #4 Comic Book, plus rant against online dating===<br /> {{Main|Sonichu 4}}<br /> <br /> Chris veered into an off-topic rant on online dating in the description.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|<br /> $15.00<br /> <br /> '''Item Details'''<br /> <br /> Contains 96 Pages; Recommended for people Ages Seven and Up.<br /> <br /> In this SPECIAL Book, archived and retold are the past short adventures of the past Christian Weston Chandler, LONG Before coming out as a Lesbian TransWoman, during the days of his Sweetheart Search, of which were constantly thwarted by the Jerkops and Janekops, sent by the evil Count Graduon and Slaweel Ryam, in Their actions towards making True Love and Being Sweethearts ILLEGAL and LOST in the City of Cwcville, followed by the State of Virginia, Then the United States, and the world! But the Artist and Creator, and Mayor of Cwcville, refuses to stand down and give up in finding the One Woman WHO will be his One True Sweetheart, seeded from the Ground-Up with Good and Honest Face-To-Face Friendship!, along with new short chapter segments to conclude this set of sub-episodes.<br /> <br /> Seriously, though: MEETING PEOPLE ONLINE, Communicating for WEEKS to MONTHS, even YEARS(?), Before EVER Meeting Face-to-Face IN PERSON, which is VITAL and REQUIRED for ANY True and Real Friendship AND Relationship... That is Plain NO GOOD! What happened to the days of EVERYONE Actually being Friendly towards one another in the towns and cities; even In This WORLD? WHY do we have to Fear Each Other for the FEAR and Unknown that has stemmed from Wars, Attacks, and Bad People? OMFG!!! Are we ALL so Bleeding Paranoid that we are forced into a Sense of Psuedo-Autism by remaining CONSTANTLY with our faces looking at Screens and Monitors, with LACK of REAL Eye Contact from Initial In Person, Face-to-Face MEETINGS at a Bar, Shopping Mall, College Library, or Coffee Shop?! Not Only do I, PERSONALLY, Suck at Meeting and Communicating with People ONLINE, ESPECIALLY to Establish Honest and Real and True Relationships in the Trials and Errors that are Not Only More Efficient and Better WITHOUT Hiding Behind Screens and Monitors,... *sigh* BUT I remain Constantly LONELY and Freaking SHY from Lack of Women ACTUALLY offering me their Time of Day Or Interest, Face-To-Face. But I digress.<br /> <br /> (Of which SEGA is still quoted for their Sonic characters, and Nintendo for Pikachu). But I have my own personal copyright on Sonichu, Rosechu, and everything else therein. Also, any names, or persons, illustrated in any of the Sonichu Comics, except that of my own, that may seem similar to anyone in real life or wherever else, are purely coincidental or otherwise parodic, and not cannon to their source stories and/or formats). Also, the legal page, and the corner author note on the front will be updated to respectively match my current name and other related items. The contents of this and the other completed and future books have been edited to allow the age range to be for the TV-Y7 and above.<br /> <br /> Also, please do continue to show me your support by buying a medal, a custom figure, or donate towards my creation and peace of mind cause. Thank You, and have a Great and Safe Day.<br /> <br /> **Please note: This is the ONLY way to order the book. }}<br /> <br /> ==Future plotlines==<br /> Over the years Chris has dropped a few hints about specific plotlines. At one point he stated, ''&quot;[[Metal Sonichu|METAL SONICHU]] is NOT a secondary character; HE will be making his return as a MAJOR VILLIAN after Book 11 Possessed by the soul of Count Graduon.&quot;''&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC Blog#12 January 2010]]&lt;/ref&gt; He later elaborated, ''&quot;Count Graduon will be the Major Villain beyond ''[''Sonichu'' #10]'', possessing the [[Metal Sonichu]] that crashed on [[the moon]] back in [[Sonichu 1|Book 1]].''&lt;ref&gt;[[Wallflower E-mails]]&lt;/ref&gt; The issue may also move to [[RuleCWC]]: Chris has said that ''&quot;[[Darkbind]] and [[Zelina]] will be fighting [[Clawdorf]] with great sword and bow/arrow battles.&quot;''&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 52]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> There may also be a lack of [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Great Director intrusion]]: ''&quot;After [[Sonichu 10|Book 10]], I will be making LESS personal appearances in the pages, as having done so was a big mistake, because I had got carried away with the [[Love quest|trials and tribulations]] in my life, [[Man in the Pickle Suit|real]] and [[BlueSpike|online]], that it completely messed me up.&quot;''&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 53]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Since then, Count Graduon and Metal Sonichu have only reappeared once in [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]], RuleCWC has not been seen since [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], and Chris broke his promise to cut down on his appearances in the comic with [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]].<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> {{CWCipedia|chris=Sonichu Comic Collection|linkname=the Sonichu Comic Collection}}<br /> * [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu_Comic_Collection CWCipedia comic archive (Episode #20 updates included)]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Webcomic/Sonichu TV Tropes: ''Sonichu'']<br /> * [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wrPws-jw9Y Video stating that ''Sonichu'' is too bad to be featured on Atop the Fourth Wall, which reviews bad comics.]<br /> * [https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/ Archive of the Sonichu comics via Chris's old website. Comics are near the bottom of the page.]<br /> <br /> {{Sonichu}}<br /> {{BusinessList}}<br /> {{articleofthenow}}<br /> [[Category:Comic]]</div>

NoCaps https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Attraction_Sign&diff=268346 2021-09-29T14:27:21Z

<p>NoCaps: extra hyperlink added</p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|The Only Reasonable and Inexpensive Idea he could ever fucking think of|Chris, talking in third person.&lt;ref&gt;[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Comicbook-Sign.png|thumb|An artist's rendition of the sign.]]<br /> [[Image:FailSign.jpg|thumb|Another artist's impression of how the attraction sign worked.]]<br /> <br /> The '''Attraction Sign''' was used by [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] during his [[Love Quest]] to get the attention of [[boyfriend-free girl]]s. Incredibly, the sight of a [[Chris and health|fat, sweaty, smelly manchild]] soliciting sex with a piece of cardboard has not enticed any ladies to date.<br /> <br /> An early version ran &quot;I am a &quot;X&quot;-Year Old Male, Seeking an 18-&quot;X&quot;-Year Old Single Woman&quot;,&lt;ref&gt;[[White knight E-mails]]&lt;/ref&gt; but more information about Chris (and demands about his partner) soon found their way onto the Sign.<br /> <br /> All of the original signs have likely been destroyed in the [[house fire]] of [[2014]].<br /> __TOC__<br /> <br /> ==Signs==<br /> ===The Sign, Mark 1===<br /> The original Sign, created in [[2003]] when Chris first started his [[Love Quest]] at the age of 21, is perhaps the most notable and amusing of them all.<br /> [[Image:511-JumboLoveQuestSign.JPG|thumb|The original Attraction Sign. Note the extra pink borders to attract those [[BlueSpike#Julie|totally real]] women.]]<br /> [[File:Chris holding sign.jpg|thumb|The sign in the field.]]<br /> :''21 and [[Virgin with rage|Single]] [[Chris and race|White]] [[Jerks|Male]]...''<br /> :''-Shy -[[Honor roll|Smart]] -[[Pedofork|Young at Heart]] -[[CADD|Computer skilled]]''<br /> :''-[[Random access humor|Humorous]] -A great [[Things Chris has ripped off|thinker]] and [[Monthly tugboat|go-getter]] -[[Cutco|&quot;Natural salesperson&quot;]] -Enjoys [[China|good parts of life]]''<br /> :''-[[Death threats|Diplomatic]] -[[White_knight#Chris_made_himself_an_outcast|Friendly]] -Loves [[Cole Smithey|his family]] -[[Chris and anger|Peaceful]] -[[Chris and copyright|Very creative]] -_[[Virgin with rage|He's lonely]]_''<br /> ----<br /> :''...Seeking a CUTE 18-21 [[Boyfriend-free girl|SINGLE &lt;sup&gt;♀&lt;/sup&gt;FEMALE♀ COMPANION]]''<br /> :''&lt;nowiki&gt;*&lt;/nowiki&gt;18-21 years of age &lt;nowiki&gt;*&lt;/nowiki&gt;does _not_ already have a boyfriend &lt;nowiki&gt;*&lt;/nowiki&gt;Single''<br /> :''-[[Obesity|Average to Slender Weight/Body Type]] -[[Chris and race|White]] -Lives in [[Charlottesville|Charolettesville]] or [[Ruckersville]] area''<br /> :''&lt;nowiki&gt;*&lt;/nowiki&gt;[[Tobacky|Does NOT Smoke]] or Drink [[Alcohol]] -Happy, Positive Personality''<br /> :''&lt;nowiki&gt;*&lt;/nowiki&gt;[[Chris and money|Average/High Income]] -[[Son-Chu|Drives a vehicle]]''<br /> [image of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]'s face]&lt;sub&gt;[[Chris and copyright|©]]&lt;/sub&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;red&quot; size=&quot;+3&quot;&gt;➨&lt;/font&gt;<br /> ----<br /> :''If any ♂MEN♂ read this huge sign...''<br /> :''[[Homos|MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!]]''<br /> :''(And to all [[Jerks|MEN with girlfriends]], except marrieds and [[Niggos|blacks]], go jump off a cliff)''<br /> :''Have a nice day ☺''<br /> <br /> Chris had other ideas beyond Signs, but said that ''&quot;[[Sonichu's News Dash!|Newspaper]]/[[Nintendo Power|Magazine]] Ads, [[Facebook|Online]] [[MySpace|Dating Sites]], [[YouTube|Video Dating Services]] to name a few; [[Chris and money|THEY COST MONEY]].&quot;''<br /> <br /> ==The Sign in College==<br /> [[Image:108-PlanForAttraction.jpg|Plan B: Use a ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' card.|thumb]]<br /> <br /> Many variations on the Sign were produced when Chris was in college, chiefly because [[Mary Lee Walsh]] kept [[Piedmont Virginia Community College#Kicked Out of College|confiscating]] them. During this time, Chris waged war by creating [[MySpace]] and [[Facebook]] accounts, then printing new Signs and plastering them all over campus - only to be torn down in turn by Mary.&lt;ref&gt;[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]&lt;/ref&gt; Regardless of Mary's efforts, the Sign required updating annually, since the requisite age of the [[Boyfriend-Free Girl]] was invariably 18 to whatever Chris' age was at the time.<br /> <br /> The attraction sign shows a truly desperate time in Chris' life, where he advertised his [[Virgin with rage|virginity]] in the same way you would [[Craigslist#Son-Chu II|advertise selling a car]].<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:137-NDSAttractop.jpg|Sign from age 22. Based on its shape, it is likely meant to be attached to the cover of a [[Nintendo]] DS.<br /> Image:135-LoveSearchBookCover.jpg|Cover of a pamphlet on attracting girls, written by his [[Reldnahc_Notsew_Naitsirhc|evil twin]].<br /> Image:133-Sign.jpg|Sign from age 23.<br /> Image:136-LoveSearchItems.jpg|Miscellaneous paraphernalia used in conjunction with the Attraction Sign.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Hiatus==<br /> Discouraged by Barb, Chris retired the Sign proper some time before August 2009:<br /> <br /> {{quote|During all this, I learned from [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]] that the sign made me look [[slow-in-the-minds|retarded]], and eventually, I did away with the sign.|Chris&lt;ref&gt;[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Continuing, Enduring Search]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> In spite of this, the Sign would soon make its return in various incarnations.<br /> <br /> ==Return of the Sign==<br /> <br /> In [[June 2010]], Chris wore a shirt saying &quot;'''I Enjoy Vagina'''&quot; and an exposed [[Muscle bra|bra]] saying &quot;'''Want Woman!'''&quot; over [[Obesity|his large gut]], a lazy and frank form of the Sign.&lt;ref name=&quot;FAF&quot;&gt;[[Fridays After Five]]&lt;/ref&gt; While this display is (even) less pleasant and more direct than the original Attraction Signs, his reasoning for each seems to be the same: if he just reveals to [[boyfriend-free girls]] what he wants via literal, verbal language, any of them will want to give it to him regardless of how bizarre, off-putting, and out-of-touch with their wants and needs that revelation is. This lends even further credence to his ridiculous [[Monthly tugboat|sense]] [[GodJesus|of]] [[Chris and his Ego|entitlement]] and that he never understood why the Sign made him look like a retard in the first place and he hasn't grown, matured, or learned anything since he stopped using it.<br /> <br /> A few weeks later, on 4 [[July 2010]], Chris attempted to attract an unfortunate woman at a local fireworks celebration by wrapping a note around a small rock and ''throwing it at her''. Combined with the earlier &quot;'''Want Woman!'''&quot; tactic, this caused some [[trolls]] to assume Chris was beginning to devolve into some sort of caveman.<br /> <br /> Later that same week, Chris was spotted and photographed twice at [[Fridays After Five]] again. In both photographs, he is shown to have placed a small piece of paper between his legs. Exactly what he wrote on it is unknown, but it is reasonable to assume that Chris had reverted to the original-style Attraction Sign once more, likely because someone told him that children shouldn't be exposed to him in his [[sports bra]]. <br /> <br /> On 16 [[July 2010]], Chris again terrorized the poor women of [[Charlottesville]] at the Fridays After Five gathering, with a new Sign that read &quot;[[Homos|'''Friendly and Flirty Man Zone''']]&quot;.&lt;ref name=&quot;FAF&quot;/&gt; He also employed a portable mini fan and a [[Wikipedia:Hula hoop|hula hoop]], in what seems to be a misguided attempt to look fun and cool.<br /> <br /> In a February 2012 Facebook status update, Chris mentioned that he planned to wear a Sign around his neck that says, &quot;'''If you like me, tell me!'''&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Facebook statuses]]&lt;/ref&gt;. Whether or not he actually did this was never documented, but knowing Chris this was certainly not an idle threat.<br /> <br /> ==Comeback==<br /> [[File:Okcupid 8 jul 2014 4.jpg|thumb|Attraction Sign as of July 2014]]<br /> An [[April 2012]] [[Facebook]] status revealed that Chris planned to go back to his roots in [[Wal-Mart|stalking innocent women in public]] [[Target|with the sign.]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|The time is too great, and these qre grave desperate times. I am going to start going back to [[Fashion Square Shopping Center]] in [[Charlottesville, Virginia]], WITH my sign and going into my [[Love Quest|Sweetheart Search]] with Full On [[Megatron pistol|Guns]] [[Chris and the law|a Blazin'.]]|[[Chris]]&lt;ref&gt;[[April 2012 Facebook posts#I have decided]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> He later revealed in another note that he was lying in a baffling attempt to &quot;troll the trolls&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! &gt;8D]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==OkCupid and the Sign in 2014==<br /> <br /> On [[July 2014]], Chris made a new [[OkCupid]] account, which resulted in a few new photos of him in full [[Tomgirl Saga|tomgirl]] regalia. One horrifying picture shows Chris looking 20 years older than he is and brandishing a new Sign (made out of [[Legos]]) stating &quot;'''HEY LADIES I'M SINGLE PLEASE ASK ME OUT'''&quot;. It is unknown if he uses or intends to use this new Sign in public (physically speaking; his OkCupid profile was a public site).&lt;ref&gt;[[OkCupid#LevelUpKing Profile]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Chris's Concession===<br /> <br /> Chris's 2014 OkCupid account also revealed the fact that he has finally conceded to raise the minimum age of his [[heartsweet]], up to 23, probably having realised the minimum age of 18 was becoming [[Pedofork|very inappropriate]]. However, 23 is still a large disparity with Chris' age when he wrote it (32) and he still absurdly demands his sweetheart be younger than himself, even though he clearly wants them to serve largely as his [[Barbara Chandler|mother figure]].<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[Attraction Location]]<br /> * [[Business card]]<br /> * [[Red String of Fate]]<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Relics of Fail}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Love quest}}<br /> [[Category:Relics of Fail]]<br /> [[Category:Arts and Crafts]]<br /> [[Category:Love Quest]]</div>

NoCaps https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Attraction_Sign&diff=268345 2021-09-29T14:26:41Z

<p>NoCaps: added extra hyperlink ( i think . not quite great at this )</p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|The Only Reasonable and Inexpensive Idea he could ever fucking think of|Chris, talking in third person.&lt;ref&gt;[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Comicbook-Sign.png|thumb|An artist's rendition of the sign.]]<br /> [[Image:FailSign.jpg|thumb|Another artist's impression of how the attraction sign worked.]]<br /> <br /> The '''Attraction Sign''' was used by [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] during his [[Love Quest]] to get the attention of [[boyfriend-free girl]]s. Incredibly, the sight of a [[Chris and health|fat, sweaty, smelly manchild]] soliciting sex with a piece of cardboard has not enticed any ladies to date.<br /> <br /> An early version ran &quot;I am a &quot;X&quot;-Year Old Male, Seeking an 18-&quot;X&quot;-Year Old Single Woman&quot;,&lt;ref&gt;[[White knight E-mails]]&lt;/ref&gt; but more information about Chris (and demands about his partner) soon found their way onto the Sign.<br /> <br /> All of the original signs have likely been destroyed in the [[house fire]] of [[2014]].<br /> __TOC__<br /> <br /> ==Signs==<br /> ===The Sign, Mark 1===<br /> The original Sign, created in [[2003]] when Chris first started his [[Love Quest]] at the age of 21, is perhaps the most notable and amusing of them all.<br /> [[Image:511-JumboLoveQuestSign.JPG|thumb|The original Attraction Sign. Note the extra pink borders to attract those [[totally real|BlueSpike#Julie]] women.]]<br /> [[File:Chris holding sign.jpg|thumb|The sign in the field.]]<br /> :''21 and [[Virgin with rage|Single]] [[Chris and race|White]] [[Jerks|Male]]...''<br /> :''-Shy -[[Honor roll|Smart]] -[[Pedofork|Young at Heart]] -[[CADD|Computer skilled]]''<br /> :''-[[Random access humor|Humorous]] -A great [[Things Chris has ripped off|thinker]] and [[Monthly tugboat|go-getter]] -[[Cutco|&quot;Natural salesperson&quot;]] -Enjoys [[China|good parts of life]]''<br /> :''-[[Death threats|Diplomatic]] -[[White_knight#Chris_made_himself_an_outcast|Friendly]] -Loves [[Cole Smithey|his family]] -[[Chris and anger|Peaceful]] -[[Chris and copyright|Very creative]] -_[[Virgin with rage|He's lonely]]_''<br /> ----<br /> :''...Seeking a CUTE 18-21 [[Boyfriend-free girl|SINGLE &lt;sup&gt;♀&lt;/sup&gt;FEMALE♀ COMPANION]]''<br /> :''&lt;nowiki&gt;*&lt;/nowiki&gt;18-21 years of age &lt;nowiki&gt;*&lt;/nowiki&gt;does _not_ already have a boyfriend &lt;nowiki&gt;*&lt;/nowiki&gt;Single''<br /> :''-[[Obesity|Average to Slender Weight/Body Type]] -[[Chris and race|White]] -Lives in [[Charlottesville|Charolettesville]] or [[Ruckersville]] area''<br /> :''&lt;nowiki&gt;*&lt;/nowiki&gt;[[Tobacky|Does NOT Smoke]] or Drink [[Alcohol]] -Happy, Positive Personality''<br /> :''&lt;nowiki&gt;*&lt;/nowiki&gt;[[Chris and money|Average/High Income]] -[[Son-Chu|Drives a vehicle]]''<br /> [image of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]'s face]&lt;sub&gt;[[Chris and copyright|©]]&lt;/sub&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;red&quot; size=&quot;+3&quot;&gt;➨&lt;/font&gt;<br /> ----<br /> :''If any ♂MEN♂ read this huge sign...''<br /> :''[[Homos|MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!]]''<br /> :''(And to all [[Jerks|MEN with girlfriends]], except marrieds and [[Niggos|blacks]], go jump off a cliff)''<br /> :''Have a nice day ☺''<br /> <br /> Chris had other ideas beyond Signs, but said that ''&quot;[[Sonichu's News Dash!|Newspaper]]/[[Nintendo Power|Magazine]] Ads, [[Facebook|Online]] [[MySpace|Dating Sites]], [[YouTube|Video Dating Services]] to name a few; [[Chris and money|THEY COST MONEY]].&quot;''<br /> <br /> ==The Sign in College==<br /> [[Image:108-PlanForAttraction.jpg|Plan B: Use a ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' card.|thumb]]<br /> <br /> Many variations on the Sign were produced when Chris was in college, chiefly because [[Mary Lee Walsh]] kept [[Piedmont Virginia Community College#Kicked Out of College|confiscating]] them. During this time, Chris waged war by creating [[MySpace]] and [[Facebook]] accounts, then printing new Signs and plastering them all over campus - only to be torn down in turn by Mary.&lt;ref&gt;[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]&lt;/ref&gt; Regardless of Mary's efforts, the Sign required updating annually, since the requisite age of the [[Boyfriend-Free Girl]] was invariably 18 to whatever Chris' age was at the time.<br /> <br /> The attraction sign shows a truly desperate time in Chris' life, where he advertised his [[Virgin with rage|virginity]] in the same way you would [[Craigslist#Son-Chu II|advertise selling a car]].<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:137-NDSAttractop.jpg|Sign from age 22. Based on its shape, it is likely meant to be attached to the cover of a [[Nintendo]] DS.<br /> Image:135-LoveSearchBookCover.jpg|Cover of a pamphlet on attracting girls, written by his [[Reldnahc_Notsew_Naitsirhc|evil twin]].<br /> Image:133-Sign.jpg|Sign from age 23.<br /> Image:136-LoveSearchItems.jpg|Miscellaneous paraphernalia used in conjunction with the Attraction Sign.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Hiatus==<br /> Discouraged by Barb, Chris retired the Sign proper some time before August 2009:<br /> <br /> {{quote|During all this, I learned from [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]] that the sign made me look [[slow-in-the-minds|retarded]], and eventually, I did away with the sign.|Chris&lt;ref&gt;[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Continuing, Enduring Search]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> In spite of this, the Sign would soon make its return in various incarnations.<br /> <br /> ==Return of the Sign==<br /> <br /> In [[June 2010]], Chris wore a shirt saying &quot;'''I Enjoy Vagina'''&quot; and an exposed [[Muscle bra|bra]] saying &quot;'''Want Woman!'''&quot; over [[Obesity|his large gut]], a lazy and frank form of the Sign.&lt;ref name=&quot;FAF&quot;&gt;[[Fridays After Five]]&lt;/ref&gt; While this display is (even) less pleasant and more direct than the original Attraction Signs, his reasoning for each seems to be the same: if he just reveals to [[boyfriend-free girls]] what he wants via literal, verbal language, any of them will want to give it to him regardless of how bizarre, off-putting, and out-of-touch with their wants and needs that revelation is. This lends even further credence to his ridiculous [[Monthly tugboat|sense]] [[GodJesus|of]] [[Chris and his Ego|entitlement]] and that he never understood why the Sign made him look like a retard in the first place and he hasn't grown, matured, or learned anything since he stopped using it.<br /> <br /> A few weeks later, on 4 [[July 2010]], Chris attempted to attract an unfortunate woman at a local fireworks celebration by wrapping a note around a small rock and ''throwing it at her''. Combined with the earlier &quot;'''Want Woman!'''&quot; tactic, this caused some [[trolls]] to assume Chris was beginning to devolve into some sort of caveman.<br /> <br /> Later that same week, Chris was spotted and photographed twice at [[Fridays After Five]] again. In both photographs, he is shown to have placed a small piece of paper between his legs. Exactly what he wrote on it is unknown, but it is reasonable to assume that Chris had reverted to the original-style Attraction Sign once more, likely because someone told him that children shouldn't be exposed to him in his [[sports bra]]. <br /> <br /> On 16 [[July 2010]], Chris again terrorized the poor women of [[Charlottesville]] at the Fridays After Five gathering, with a new Sign that read &quot;[[Homos|'''Friendly and Flirty Man Zone''']]&quot;.&lt;ref name=&quot;FAF&quot;/&gt; He also employed a portable mini fan and a [[Wikipedia:Hula hoop|hula hoop]], in what seems to be a misguided attempt to look fun and cool.<br /> <br /> In a February 2012 Facebook status update, Chris mentioned that he planned to wear a Sign around his neck that says, &quot;'''If you like me, tell me!'''&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Facebook statuses]]&lt;/ref&gt;. Whether or not he actually did this was never documented, but knowing Chris this was certainly not an idle threat.<br /> <br /> ==Comeback==<br /> [[File:Okcupid 8 jul 2014 4.jpg|thumb|Attraction Sign as of July 2014]]<br /> An [[April 2012]] [[Facebook]] status revealed that Chris planned to go back to his roots in [[Wal-Mart|stalking innocent women in public]] [[Target|with the sign.]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|The time is too great, and these qre grave desperate times. I am going to start going back to [[Fashion Square Shopping Center]] in [[Charlottesville, Virginia]], WITH my sign and going into my [[Love Quest|Sweetheart Search]] with Full On [[Megatron pistol|Guns]] [[Chris and the law|a Blazin'.]]|[[Chris]]&lt;ref&gt;[[April 2012 Facebook posts#I have decided]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> He later revealed in another note that he was lying in a baffling attempt to &quot;troll the trolls&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! &gt;8D]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==OkCupid and the Sign in 2014==<br /> <br /> On [[July 2014]], Chris made a new [[OkCupid]] account, which resulted in a few new photos of him in full [[Tomgirl Saga|tomgirl]] regalia. One horrifying picture shows Chris looking 20 years older than he is and brandishing a new Sign (made out of [[Legos]]) stating &quot;'''HEY LADIES I'M SINGLE PLEASE ASK ME OUT'''&quot;. It is unknown if he uses or intends to use this new Sign in public (physically speaking; his OkCupid profile was a public site).&lt;ref&gt;[[OkCupid#LevelUpKing Profile]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Chris's Concession===<br /> <br /> Chris's 2014 OkCupid account also revealed the fact that he has finally conceded to raise the minimum age of his [[heartsweet]], up to 23, probably having realised the minimum age of 18 was becoming [[Pedofork|very inappropriate]]. However, 23 is still a large disparity with Chris' age when he wrote it (32) and he still absurdly demands his sweetheart be younger than himself, even though he clearly wants them to serve largely as his [[Barbara Chandler|mother figure]].<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[Attraction Location]]<br /> * [[Business card]]<br /> * [[Red String of Fate]]<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Relics of Fail}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Love quest}}<br /> [[Category:Relics of Fail]]<br /> [[Category:Arts and Crafts]]<br /> [[Category:Love Quest]]</div>

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<p>NoCaps: Created page with &quot;:oh boy, my very own talk page&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>:oh boy, my very own talk page</div>

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<p>NoCaps: </p> <hr /> <div>zap to the extreme!!!1<br /> [[File:Sonichu_-_Issue_15,_Cover.jpg]]</div>

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