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User:NoVu

2011-12-07T11:13:12Z

NoVu:

Insert witty anecdote here. Also, Pickles. That is all.

{{Atheist}}{{Weeaboo}}{{Bisexual}}{{JERK}}{{PS3}}{{HellAndBack}}

So, I guess it's Grammar Nazi time.

Talk:Michael Snyder

2011-12-07T11:09:12Z

NoVu: /* The Michael Snyder images */

Hah, you faggots got there before me on the last name. I love how Chris keeps giving out moar and more information about his private life. ^^ [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 07:15, 18 March 2009 (CET)

i kind of have a problem with this "In Chris's anger, Chris ends up calling him a Jew as if it's an insult" line. i keep listening to the audio and i believe his last word was "You" (IOU or JOU, depending on the phonetic alphabet youre using) as opposed to the "dʒ" you need to pronounce the word "jew". or is it just me. what do you think? [[User:Rosechupenis|Rosechupenis]] 08:15, 12 April 2010

HAHAHAHA! DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK [[Chris_and_English#Spoken_language|COCKS]]. That, or I need to clean my ears.[[User:Rosechupenis|Rosechupenis]] 08:52, 12 April 2010

Can someone better than me with wikis make that image smaller? [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 12:13, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:Done. Glad I was able to help. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 12:26, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
::Cheers mate. Three points! -Ronichu
:::My pleasure, Ronichu. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:30, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
==== Number Disconnected? ====

I called Michael from Australia this evening to congratulate him on standing up against Chris and to let him know I would shop at his shop were I able to; I doublechecked the number Chris gave ((434) 984-1040) on his website, so it's definitely the right number... but it seems the number was disconnected, probably today. Did anons get hold of it and spam it with JULAAAAAAAAAY? [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 12:46, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

*Try this number Ron, I got it straight from the GAMe PLACe's website: (540) 948-4263. Maybe you should mention to Mike that Chris put the audio up online when you call him. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 12:57, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

JEW [[User:Jc808|Jc808]] 16:33, 15 November 2011 (PST)

== A saga is brewing ==

Let us keep watching to see what happens. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 04:33, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

Same here, I'm spamming his email to see what his reaction is. [[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 09:32 PM CST, 13 June 2010
*Don't spam Mike. That won't give him a good opinion of us.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:36, 14 June 2010 (UTC)
**Sorry, forgot to say I was spamming '''Chris' ''' mailbox. Sorry, there. [[User:Eniggy|Eniggy and the Minor Mistake of Derp]] 19:05, 16 June 2010 (CST)
*** Oh Hi, everybody! i think i'm a gonna call chris on his cell. Is the cell on his [[Chris's resume|resumé]] still the one he uses? --[[User:Tommy Wiseau|Tommy Wiseau]] 23:13, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:::* Yes, that is his cell phone number. Proof? [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 23:28, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

==To be blunt==
I really don't like this article. We have one section of decent length and then two which are both (almost) completely oversized quotes. I say get rid of the quotes and replace them with some actual substance. Also, the pictures aren't really relevant to the sections they are in. I think the "niggers jews bad news" thing should be in "antisemitism" and the other pictures either need their own section or should be removed. We don't need to archive fucking everything. We just need the important bits. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 03:25, 16 October 2010 (PDT)

==Out of respect?==
So Snyder's facebook is listed, and it has a picture of him, is the picture not posted on cwcki out of respect for Snyder or has no one got around to it?
[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 19:10, 18 January 2011 (PST)
:To be blunt, I don't even know why Eamoo put the facebook link there. It's for the same reason why we don't talk about his personal life in the article: The only thing that matters is how he pertains to Chris. Just like pretty much everyone else, he has a fake picture because it would be purposeless to put the picture up for us and could potentially be damaging for them. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 19:33, 18 January 2011 (PST)

==History repeating itself==

He still hold a grudge against him even 3 years after, read his last post on Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia, i have just joined the Cwcki recently and yet i witnessed one of usual CWC bullshit. I need a drink now

The quote

I do have intel from my own experiences and past research which hopefully can be helpful. I'd recommend starting at the Game & Hobby Place in Charlottesville, across from the Omni hotel. I have been banned from there in April, 2008 by the cold-hearted Michael Snyder. My family and I know that in a great way, that Place IS a central or focal point of the Trolls' plottings and/or such.

PLUS, it AND the other three associated hobby stores on their same website are ALL owned by a convicted-in-Illinois sex offender, Robert Lightfire. The Place is located across the street from a Public School; morally and legally, the Place should NOT be located there at all. Yet Mr. Lightburn is listed as an Offender in Illinois; he isn't listed in VA. He lives in Madison. I am positive, aside from him being married, Mr. Snyder has his own equatable criminal scandal.

The following quote was Posted by Chris Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:57 pm on the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia Forum

[[User:René Duprée|René Duprée]]

*Not only that but in the most recent PC Assassins call, Bob seems to think that The Game Place is a hub for all of the trolls led by Megan to make Chris' life shit. Gotta love them conspiracy theories [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 16:28, 29 July 2011 (PDT)

==The Michael Snyder images==

Sorry, but I'm just a bit skeptical of the authenticity of these images. How do we know these are actually of Michael Snyder and where did they come from, exactly? These pictures just showed up out of nowhere so we have absolutely no evidence that these are the real thing.

[[User:Dlanor A Knox|Dlanor A Knox]] 16:47, 4 November 2011 (PDT)
: How do we even know that that's The Game Place or even in Charlottesville? It's a shitty picture taken by a shitty camera. This doesn't really tell us anything. [[User:Massive Dynamic|Massive Dynamic]] 16:51, 4 November 2011 (PDT)
*Shit's been up for a while and the mods ain't done dick about 'em. They're probably legit and are potentially part of something big that's gonna happen. [[User:Giantgroundsloth|Giantgroundsloth]] 00:18, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
*Take a close look at the Metadata for the photos. Compare to [[:File:Burgerking.jpg|this]]. Seriously, you people have so little faith in us. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:24, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
*It's taken with the Nintendo 3DS. That would be something Chris would take a picture with. [[User:TommyAwesome|TommyAwesome]] 09:56, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
: So did Chris just put these up on this page without saying anything about them or what? Did he put them up somewhere else, and somebody here found them? --[[User:MrMash|MrMash]] 08:09, 6 November 2011 (PST)
* That's definitely the parking lot of the PLACe. You can see Jefferson Elementary in the background. Don't believe me? Check Google Maps. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 03:09, 7 December 2011 (PST)

[[28_October_2011]] --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 08:17, 6 November 2011 (PST)

Chris and art

2010-07-17T07:00:35Z

NoVu: /* Art gallery */

{{quote|I wish I could get- find out what Christian's really good- well, he’s pretty good in drawing… |[[Bob Chandler]]<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>}}

[[Image:ProportionFail.jpg|thumb|Chris is an expert at proportion]]

'''Art''' has been, and always will be, [[Chris]]'s selling point. From the very day [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] found out about Chris and his creation of [[Sonichu]] to today, many people have taken interest in Chris because of his infamously bad artwork. Encouraging Chris to produce more of it remains a popular troll objective.

The sad part is, this is the closest Chris has to an actual "skill." It's no wonder he's never been able to keep a job.

==Chris and the medium==

=== Exercise of skills and improvement in craft ===
[[Image:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|thumb|Chris's earliest known drawing from when he was 15]]
[[Image:0025-ChristophersMicroMornings.jpg|thumb|left|Not bad for a grade schooler. Sadly, he peaked in the [[1980s]]]]

Since Chris first started drawing, his artwork has been abysmal. The extent to which it has improved since the first time he drew [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] is accidental. Chris has never considered his artistic skill in need of improvement; he is always fully satisfied by the first attempt at a drawing he makes.

Because he believes his art is already perfect, Chris does not see the need to practice. He does no drawing exercises. He cannot look for room for improvement in his drawings because he refuses to accept the idea that his drawings can be in any way flawed.

Chris has said he spends "an hour at most" drawing a comic page and about a half-hour coloring it.<ref>[[Mailbag 2#In which Chris insults someone who drew a picture for him]]</ref> In other words, he invests only a fraction of the time most serious artists put into their work.

Chris seems to view the act of creating as almost a chore. Because to him every idea he has is perfect from the moment it pops into his head, creating is just a matter of recording his genius. Chris enjoys expanding Sonichu stories in summary form on [[CWCipedia]], a medium better equipped to keep up with his racing and easily distracted imagination. Chris considers everything he says or writes to be a part of his comic's continuity partly because it is easier to record these euphoric and fleeting bouts of inspiration as they occur rather than days, weeks, months or even years later in comic form.

Chris believes that everything he creates is inherently worthy of adoration, and that it will bring him legions of adoring fans and the [[China|attention]] of women.

=== Comic writing and structure ===
{{main|Chris and writing}}

Chris is as poor a writer as he is an artist. Chris does no preparatory writing or preliminary revision, his narrative is wholly improvised and shifts regularly, he cannot write clear, succinct dialogue, and has little regard for visual clarity.

=== Choices of materials and technology ===
[[File:Marker Section.jpg|thumb|Crayola is the official art supplier for the Sonichu franchise, whether they like it or not]]

Chris believes that his so-called "hand-drawing style" is superior to art produced by any other means. This is due to Chris's hatred to change what he has already learned and his belief, as a consequence of his [[Chris and his ego|ego]], that his method is the best by virtue of being his.

Obviously, Chris's skill cannot compensate for the poor materials he uses. He does his work a disservice by using tools that are the cheapest available: copy paper, ballpoint pens and Crayola Magic Markers. These happen to be the tools he has used since childhood.

Chris's artwork is far from archival quality, and in some instances shows [[Wedding Comic|signs of wrinkling]] as soon as it has been finished. Chris has defended his practice of [[Chris and writing#Dialogue|rampant textwalling]] as a way to "save marker ink."<ref>[[Mailbag 19]]</ref>

Chris appears to have some version of Photoshop at his disposal (as seen in the "Spider-Man-fucking [[Clyde]]" saga), but uses it sparingly outside of lettering. Chris's font of choice is ''Comic Sans'', a font that is almost universally condemned as overused and ugly.<ref>[http://bancomicsans.com Ban the Comic Sans]</ref><ref>[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07052007 They will make you taste the curb]</ref>

Chris believes that using new technology creatively provides an unfair advantage in the service of inferior results. Chris has consistently called Asperchu "blocky and low resolution" because it was drawn with a tablet. In one of [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1|phone calls to Alec Benson Leary]], Chris said his hand drawn art had "more character." He also thinks that his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|web page]] was awesome because it was made from "notepad scratch," rather than with a text editor program.

=== Drawing techniques ===
[[Image:CChanDraws.jpg|thumb|Strange pen grips can be corrected with the assistance of school teachers. Chris slept through these lessons]]

Chris has never even learned to hold a pen correctly. Instead of holding the front of the pen with the thumb and forefinger, he draws with his index finger sticking out and bent around the pen.

While most artists will produce multiple sketch versions of a single drawing, often layered on top of one another, Chris's confidence in his innate artistic ability is such that his first step in a page of Sonichu is drawing the final art in pen.

=== Visual style and anatomy ===
[[Image:099-CWCsCWC.jpg|thumb|left|Nice arms you got there, Chris]]

Before the comics, Chris attempted realism for work in oil pastel, charcoal and graphite, presumably for art classes in school. The results can be [[Chris and art#Gallery of Art|seen below]].

Chris started out with a cartoony style for the comic book, full of techniques consistent with early efforts at drawing by small children. Things changed as Chris got into [[anime]] and manga, and sought to emulate them to impress his [[gal-pal]] at the time, [[Megan Schroeder]]. Like many amateur western artists, he copies only the surface elements of the anime style: big eyes, pentagonal heads, speed lines. These art elements were simply laid over his original "style" with no adjustment.

Chris makes no attempt to maintain consistency in character designs, and has no understanding of classical anatomy and proportion in figure drawing. His characters are drawn using simple shapes — colored-in outlines — and even so, he is unable to keep the shapes consistent to any degree. For example, in the opening of [[Sonichu 11]], [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|the children]] tend to noticeably get deformed in different manner in each panel, despite the fact that they're drawn as just an oval for the head, a rectangle for the body, and smaller ovals for the arms and legs. In all characters, limbs morph, heads change size, and faces become unrecognizable; it's only by color scheme that we can guess which character is which. Beyond his differently-colored eyes and Sonichu medallion, no two Chrises have ever looked alike, or even remotely resembled the actual Chris. The character sizes are also inconsistent, which is strange considering most of the characters appear to be about the same size: in most drawings where Sonichu is carrying Rosechu, Rosechu seems to shrink. Finer details of human anatomy have long escaped him; because Chris never draws women with pronounced hips, the results tend to resemble children or men, with [[Pedofork|unfortunate]] [[Lovely Weather|implications]] in either case.

Chris owns at least one book about drawing manga, as seen in [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]]. The book in itself covers everything to do with portraying couples, including images of couples in bed making love. Whether Chris bought it to better draw out his delusional fantasies or for more material to gawk at during [[mass debating|Mass debating]] isn't known. Either way, the book has taught him nothing.
{{clear}}

=== Character design ===
::''See also [[Chris and Writing#Characterization|Characterization]]''

A large portion of Sonichu's cast is clearly derivative of existing characters. In addition to the obvious Sonic the Hedgehog recolors, Chris has lifted designs from any anime, video game, or even western animation he is fond of, with no regard for visual consistency.

Beyond that, he doesn't even bother trying to design better clothing for his characters. Most of them wear stereotypical "basic" clothing and Chris himself wears his usual clown shirts and pants. With the sole exception of [[Meg-chan]], every female that shows up in his comics wears high-heeled dress shoes.

Even when the source of Chris's plagiarism is readily apparent, these lifts can still add up to less than the sum of their parts. Inspired by the fusion characters of ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]'' and ''[[God of War]]'', [[Collosal Chan]] looks more like a hobo than a fusion of Chris and Chris-Chan Sonichu. Though clearly his own effort to design Baby [[Pokémon]], [[Sonee and Rosey]] look more unnerving than adorable.

===Fan service===
[[wikipedia:Fan service|Fan service]] is a term used to describe something that is meant to tease or please the audience. It can refer to any content seen as an effort to appease the desires of fans, but is used primarily, and in this section, to describe scenes of a sexually titillating nature.

Since his discovery by the Internet, Chris has inserted increasingly large amounts of fan service into the initially tame Sonichu in an effort to assert the heterosexuality of himself and his characters. The range of fan service in ''Sonichu'' includes panty shots, Rosechus [[women's rights|stripping]], cameltoe indentations, and even a full [[Sonichu 8#Episode 17|sex scene]] followed by four pages of text and diagrams describing Sonichu and Rosechu's sexual anatomy.

Due to his lack of artistic faculties, much of Chris's depictions of sexuality are highly unsettling to most readers. Any attempts to add "sexy" material come across as Chris's own wish-fulfillment, rather than attempts by Chris to please his audience.

While the point of fan service is to hint at sexuality in an otherwise clean work meant for general audiences, Sonichu's sexual content hides nothing and disturbs many, despite the fact that Chris has always viewed Sonichu as a comic intended for children.

==Animation==

Most recently, Chris has taken up a new medium in the form of animation. Using the Nintendo DSi program ''Flipnote Studios'', Chris has taken his drawing to a whole new level. Or at least could have. His drawing has degraded greatly when doing artwork here, mostly due to using the DS's stylus pen. When doing animations, his characters have very little fluid movement to them and they seem to jerk and wobble, as if they're characters from ''Ed, Edd & Eddy'' or ''Home Movies''. The best one to tell of this is the [[Don'tGetTrolled!]] animation. You can tell which part was animated by Chris and which part was animated by the original author, 8-Bit, due to the fact that Chris's artwork just wobbles in a distorted fashion.

== Chris and the industry ==
{{main|Chris and the industry}}

In the [[Sonichu Chronicles]] and [[Chris's resume]], it's revealed that Chris is under the impression that his art is of professional quality, and expects to enter the comic and video game industries. His résumé states a desire to produce Sonichu comics under contract for Marvel Entertainment or Archie Comics. By all indications, this is an idle wish as Chris expects to be approached by these companies first. Chris has consistently shown little comprehension of, or interest in learning about, how the creative industries actually work.

==Originality==
He has [[Things_Chris_has_ripped_off|none]]. Let's leave it at that.

==Plagiarism==
: ''See also: [[Chris and copyright]]''

Sonichu is a fine blend of a wide variety of recognizable copyrighted elements. Just about any existing medium that Chris has ever expressed a fondness for appears in some capacity.

Chris has a long history of claiming all credit for fan characters initially acknowledged as being created by others and offered for use in Chris's comics. The first of these were [[Megagi]], [[Jiggliami]] and [[Layla]], but the most infamous instance, and the one that Chris defended the most fervently, was [[Simonla Rosechu]].

At the same time, Chris once had a policy of threatening nonexistent legal action against the creators of any Sonichu fan art he could find, and was worked into a [[12 January 2010|magnificent rage]] over the Sonichu-derivative fan work [[Asperchu]].

As well, Chris has gone so far as to take [[Don'tGetTrolled!|a video]] and alter it to suit his needs. Now, granted, there were other videos done using that same video, but where they just altered the stick character or sped up the video in the same vein as a YouTube Poop, Chris completely and utterly altered the video to suit his needs so that a humorous video over [[trolling]] is turned into Chris's mouthpiece to destroy Freedom of Speech to make the Internet safer for him.

===Tracing===
'''Tracing''' is an art technique where another piece of art, in whole or part, is copied along its outlines. As a means of producing original art claimed as one's own, tracing is a form of plagiarism.

Images traced from existing copyrighted content appear regularly in Sonichu. Chris traces with the "Reflecta Sketch," a since discontinued toy tracing kit produced by Spin Master. The kit comes with a reflective piece of plastic where an original can be placed to the left and the reflection is used for tracing an outline. This is why most traced images in Sonichu are mirror images of the original work. Due to their poor quality, consistent in appearance with Sonichu art that is not traced, these traced images often go unnoticed as tracing. The fact that Chris [[Fail|fails]] even at tracing is a surprise to no one.

===Traced images from the Sonichu Comic===
<center><gallery>
Image:Trace1.jpg
Image:Trace2.jpg
Image:Trace3.jpg
Image:Trace4.jpg
Image:Trace5.jpg
Image:Trace6.jpg
Image:Aquateenvssonichu.jpg
Image:SAV-Swindle.jpg
Image:RClina.jpg
Image:PunislavBarrier.jpg
Image:Bumble-Lumba-Bumblebee.jpg
Image:Prowl prower.jpg
Image:SOUNDAXE.JPG
Image:CrackderISthundercracker.jpg
Image:Familyguytrace.png
Image:Cwct1.JPG
</gallery></center>

==Rule 34==
[[Image:Chris and Rule 34.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's creations believe that his [[Rule 34]] artwork is "lifelike".]]

Chris has no shame, and neither does his artwork. Of his many sexually explicit drawings, the most damning one of all is [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]], which brought an end to the Megan Saga and cemented the notion that Chris was an incestuous [[pedofork]].

As seen in this gallery, Chris can't even copy bad porn to save his life, with Rosechu turning into a deformed monstrosity in each panel, all for the sake of [[Chris and sex|sex]]. Especially noticeable is the final picture, which shows off a recurring trend in his pictures: the "Glowing Cunt", in which Chris draws the "[[cum]]" from the woman ''around'' and ''outside'' the vagina instead of from the inside, making it appear to glow.

It can be reasonably assumed that all of the images in this gallery are traced, and that those not paired plagiarized source material simply have yet to have their "inspirations" discovered.
=== Gallery of traced Rule 34 pictures ===
{{collapsible
|Incredibly horrific and NSFW, this is your last chance to escape with your sanity
|<gallery>
Image:Chris-chan Traced.JPG
Image:Chris-chan Traced 2.JPG
Image:chrischantraced3.jpg
Image:Chris-chan Traced 4.JPG
Image:Chris-chan Traced 5.JPG
</gallery>}}

==Art gallery==
Seen below is a selection of Chris's public school art assignments, from a slideshow on Chris's homemade [[DVD]]. At his high school graduation, Chris expected to be "Highly Recognized" for his "ARTISTIC TALENT," represented in this body of work. When he was not, he cried.<ref>[[Manchester High School#Graduation]]</ref> This work was produced under the supervision of a professional art instructor and the incentive for Chris to give each piece more thought, care and attention than he now prefers to when creating only for his own satisfaction. Despite this, they're still terrible.

{{collapsible
|Gallery of Chris's art
|<gallery>
Image:441-CubScoutShield.JPG|Defending the honor of [[Chris and health|junk food everywhere!]]
Image:442-HedgehogShark1.JPG|Sculpted in such a way that it looks like a [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|toilet]] at first blush.
Image:443-HedgehogShark2.JPG
Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|Fox McCloud one month after crash-landing in the middle of Africa.
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|The result of Rosechu's late-term abortion.
Image:446-CWCWeave.JPG|The teacher quickly thought up something to keep Chris occupied for the rest of the lesson.
Image:447-CWCSonicPlate.JPG|Coming soon from Franklin Mint...
Image:448-CWCWigwam.JPG|Ancient relic of the [[Cherokian Clan]].
Image:449-CWCDreamCatcher.JPG|It doesn't catch dreams. It ''stares into your soul.''
Image:450-HedgehogFish1.JPG|Sad to say, it was originally Chris who came up with the "Long fish is loooooo
Image:451-HedgehogFish2.JPG|oooooooooooong" meme.
Image:452-CWCsBunchOfArt.jpg|Scan of a print of a photograph of drawings. How very meta!
Image:454-CWCsPossibleFuture.JPG|[[Autism]] is in Living Room. Autism is in Wife. Autism is in Children and - well - Autism is in Life.
Image:455-EspanolicAndVegaton.JPG|A rare shot of Chris's largely forgotten Pokémons, Espanolic and Vegaton.
Image:459-CWCsBanjo.JPG|Banjo, the champion of Christianity and bright colors.
Image:460-CWCsComputerGraphicsPoster.JPG|In the first lesson, the computer graphics teachers usually say something like "don't go crazy with the effects, m'kay?" Chris never listens.
Image:463-SonicAndTailsBunch.jpg|Magic Eye picture that reveals absolutely nothing. We tried.
Image:464-CWCSpeckle.jpg|The teacher who traumatized Chris wasn't was actually the principal - it was the art teacher, who forced Chris to make a drawing with prickly-wicklies.
Image:465-CWCsStarCoilPot.JPG|An ash tray that shoots tobacco straight to the Sun - powered by dark magic.
Image:466-CWCNecklace.jpg
Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|It's... off-center.
Image:468-SonicCup.JPG|Sonic [[Yawning Squirtle|unfocuses]].
Image:469-SonicCupSide.JPG
Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's shield was eaten.
Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Following in Ed Gein's footsteps.
Image:472-CWCWingCapDish.JPG
Image:473-YarnPot.JPG
Image:474-SquarePot.JPG
Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|A relaxing person who bears little resemblance to Chris.
Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|The same. Hilariously enough, [http://www.miketyndall.com/todd_goldman/ Todd Goldman] ripped off the "[[White knight#Chris will reject your advice|I just don't listen]]" things on the background. Everything is interconnected! [[Soul Calibur|Tracing and ignorance, fiercely entangled!]]
Image:477-PastelDuoPic.JPG
Image:478-PastelHorses.JPG
Image:479-PastelSunset.JPG
Image:482-SwirlingEspanolics.JPG
Image:483-RainbowLeaf.JPG
Image:484-MergingPeople.JPG|Art class pictures usually have some sort of central idea the teacher gave to the students. Chris is unable to communicate it to us.
Image:485-CWCsF.JPG|It's a passable drawing, so it's possible Chris didn't fail the class. But if it is a drawing of failure, did he also create his first time paradox here?
Image:486-CWCcatchesaPikachu.JPG|Chris approaches a wild Pikachu, aiming to bash its brains out with a rare pygmy Electrode.
Image:487-CWCMergedinArt.jpg|A clever idea. Probably his teacher's, though.
Image:488-100_0521.JPG|Something that looks like the shopping mall, but actually isn't.
Image:489-100_0522.JPG|"I wish I were in [[Inos|Jamacia]]" (sic). Deep-rooted wishes, I see.
Image:490-100_0523.JPG|Colorful arboreal antics.
Image:491-100 0524.JPG|Possibly "L" and "O". Could be a corruption of LOL.
Image:492-100 0525.JPG|Raichu, the Turbo Megazord, Sonic, Game Boy and Nintendo 64 controller.
Image:493-100 0526.JPG|See, he ''can'' draw a proportional drinking straw. [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]] was ''deliberate''.
Image:494-100 0527.JPG|Indistinct shapes, possibly [[Crass and Champ|crabs]].
Image:495-100 0528.JPG|A collage of weird local imagery.
Image:496-100 0529.JPG|Daffodils. which, in Greek mythology, first came forth as a result of [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]]. Also: Skeleton.
Image:497-100 0530.JPG|[[Christian's name change|The bear]] keeps on truckin'.
Image:498-100 0531.JPG|[[fapcup|Jars]]. A proudly standing bottle and a tomato, casting nice round shadows.
Image:499-100 0532.JPG|Mysterious floating keyring.
Image:500-100 0533.JPG|Not sure what ''this'' is, but it looks a bit phallic.
Image:501-100 0534.JPG|Chris's Ash Ketchum get-up.
Image:503-100 0537.JPG|Pikachu, Mew, what looks like Chris's personal Pokégear stuff, and an ad for [[CWC's Pokésite 2]].
Image:504-100 0538.JPG|[[April 16 Fetish Vids|Shower]]???
Image:505-100 0539.JPG
Image:506-100 0540.JPG|[[R.L. Stine]] books and Pokémon.
</gallery>}}

==Tl;dr==
Chris is an anti-artist.

== Sauces ==
<references/>

{{Chris and}}
{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Chris-chan]]

Bagget

2010-07-17T06:57:53Z

NoVu:

[[Image:Bagget.jpg||thumb|Bagget with [[niggos|blackup]]]]
Police officer '''Marcus Baggett''' works for the Albemarle County Police Department, and is the "[[Jerkop]] of all Jerkops" who arrested Chris at the [[Get-Tar Region|Target]]. Not much is known about his personal life, but we do know he was commended by the local [[Wikipedia:Virginia House of Delegates|House of Delegates]] for his selfless commitment to public safety after stepping down from his squad car to rescue two people from a smoking restaurant, shortly before it erupted into flames.<ref>http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?031+ful+HJ620</ref>

Naturally, despite his brave heroism, Chris goes to great lengths to demonize him, proving once and for all that [[Chris and his Ego|no matter the great deeds someone has done, if they inconvenience Chris in any way they're evil]]. When Chris was being arrested for being autistic, Chris found the situation humorous when he learned the jerkop's name, thinking how "Bagget" sounds a lot like "[[Homos|faggot]]". [[autism|Witty]].

==First encounter==
{{quotebox|"July 20, 2005: … I was at the new [[Get-Tar Region|Target store]], just hanging around, not bothering anyone. And, from out of the blue, these two [[Manajerks]] asked me to leave, because they said that I was loitering; I was [[Virgin with rage|NOT]]! I was there [[Love Quest|hoping to find an 18-23-year old, Boyfriend-Free girl]], like I usually do. Then, from out of the blue, after I told them off, they came back with two [[Jerkops]]! I was slightly intimidated, but mostly annoyed and [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|ready to strike back on them]]. They asked me to leave, and never return. I did not want to leave. I would have left peacefully, in fact, I was ready to go, but I had a prepared speech to say to them stupid Jerkops. And, during the middle of my speech, they chased me, pulled my [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|pants]], and [[Kick the autistic|pinned me to the floor]]. Five Jerkops dog-piled on me as I struggled to get free. A thousand pounds of [[Pickles|sausages]] on my [[Obesity|180 pound]] body was seriously a [[Semen|cut-off for my Breathing Flow]]. They handcuffed my wrists and legs, and they hog-tied me! Not only did I felt humiliated from being the [[Homos|victim]], but I was [[Fangs|angry]] at them! Not only for handcuffing me, but once again thwarting my efforts in trying to find a Boyfriend-Free Girl. They drove me to the county jail, but fortunately, they did not keep me there; I was released to my [[Bob Chandler|family]]. But now I have to go to [[Chris and the Law|court]] on July 29 at 9:00 AM at the Albemarle County Courthouse, close to the Downtown Mall. So now, I feel very miserable, sad, lonely and rejected. And, while I had the [[Sex toys|handcuffs]] on me, both my hands, mostly my right, were seriously cut off from blood flow, and they both felt numb. It was terrible. But my [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] and I are going to get back at them in court, in fact, I learned that the Jerkop who arrested me was called '''Bagget''' (that was the only thing about the situation that was hilarious; replace the “B” with an “F,” and you can see how [[Random-access humor|funny]] it was).|[[Christian Weston Chandler]], comic geinus.}}

You'd think that Chris would recall that BEFORE he said that ALL cops were good as long as they were wearing blue and black. However, because Bagget, a real police officer, arrested Chris (for completely legitimate reasons), he is suddenly not a TRUE and HONEST police officer. So, according to Chris, cops are only okay if they wear blue and black and don't try to arrest him for breaking the law.

==Fiction==
Bagget appeared in [[Sub-Episode 7]]. In the comic he is portrayed as the "Jerkop Daitenzen", a sort of strange evil Power Ranger, and a reference to ''[[Excel Saga]]''. He is in command of a great number of Jerkops, as well as a giant robot. [[Mary Lee Walsh]] seems to hold him in high regard. One of the more successful villains in the comic.

By recently [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retconning]] his name as "'''Dagget'''", Chris has forever tarnished the precious childhood memories of old ''Angry Beavers'' fans.

==Sauces==
<references />

==See also:==
{{Fan art}}
*[[Jerkops]]
*[[Get-Tar Region]]
*[[PVCCitizens]]
*[[Chris and the Law]]

{{Sonichu}}
[[Category: Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]
[[Category: Villains]]

Get-Tar Region

2010-07-17T06:50:49Z

NoVu: /* Target Incident according to Chris */

{{quotebox|"July 20, 2005: … I was at the new Target store, just hanging around, not bothering anyone. And, from out of the blue, these two [[Manajerks]] asked me to leave, because they said that I was loitering; I was [[Virgin with rage|NOT]]! I was there [[Love Quest|hoping to find an 18-23-year old, Boyfriend-Free girl]], like I usually do.

Then, from out of the blue, after I told them off, they came back with two [[Jerkops]]! I was [[Lie|slightly intimidated]], but mostly [[Stress|annoyed]] and [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|ready to strike back on them]]. They asked me to leave, and never return. I did not want to leave. I would have left peacefully, in fact, I was ready to go, but I had a [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|prepared]] speech to say to them stupid Jerkops. And, during the middle of my speech, they chased me, pulled my [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|pants]], and [[Kick the autistic|pinned me to the floor]]. Five Jerkops [[Patti Chandler|dog]]-piled on me as I struggled to get free. A thousand pounds of [[Pickles|sausages]] on my [[Lies|180 pound]] body was seriously a [[Semen|cut-off for my Breathing Flow]]. They handcuffed my wrists and legs, and they hog-tied me! Not only did I felt humiliated from being the [[Homos|victim]], but I was [[Fangs|angry]] at them! Not only for handcuffing me, but once again thwarting my efforts in trying to find a [[Boyfriend-Free Girl]].

They drove me to the county jail, but fortunately, they did not keep me there; I was released to my [[Bob Chandler|family]]. But now I have to go to [[Chris and the Law|court]] on July 29 at 9:00 AM at the Albemarle County Courthouse, close to the Downtown Mall.

So now, I feel very miserable, sad, lonely and rejected. And, while I had the [[Sex toys|handcuffs]] on me, both my hands, mostly my right, were seriously cut off from blood flow, and they both felt numb. It was terrible. But my [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] and I are going to get back at them in court, in fact, I learned that the Jerkop who arrested me was called [[Bagget]] (that was the only thing about the situation that was hilarious; replace the “B” with an “F,” and you can see how [[Random-access humor|funny]] it was).|[[Christian Weston Chandler]], comic genius}}

[[Image:Target Charlottesville.jpg|thumb|200px|The Charlottesville branch of Target]]

The above was basically [[Chris]]'s personal [[9/11]]. Planes into buildings? That's nothing. He got ''handcuffed''. On this 20th of [[July 2005]], Chris felt it'd be a great idea to head down to his local '''Target''' mall store and continue his [[Love Quest]]. After being told to leave because he was loitering and disturbing customers, Chris fought back and was eventually restrained, handcuffed at his wrists and ankles, and even worse, cuffed to a wheelchair like a [[slow-in-the-mind]].

==Target Incident according to Chris==
The incident distressed Chris so greatly that he adapted it into Subepisodes 7 and 8 of ''[[Sonichu 4]]'', entitled "Off-Target." "Cleverly" renaming the Target the '''Get-Tar Region''' (which causes many newfags to think Chris is talking about the guitar retail chain [[Wikipedia:Guitar Center|Guitar Center]]), the story seems surprisingly faithful to what really happened that day, at least until the sword-fight and the part where his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|imaginary twin sister]] saves him from a [[Transformers|Transformer]].

What's interesting to note about the story is how Chris betrays himself in his attempt to whitewash the story to make himself the hero. At the beginning of "Off-Target," he all but admits that he plans to use the new locale to sit around all day, using the [[Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]] to fill the singularity inside his gut with their soda, drawing his shit [[comic]]s, and waiting for tee-totaling Aryan supermodels to show up and bear his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|children]].

{{quote|This is a great set-up.. an open bar facing the path to the exit, a dollar for a drink with free refills, and all the ladies will have to walk by me. I'm bound to be found by a Boyfriend free, 18-23-Year old girl now. Especially since this Love Quest has been going on for about two years now. Toodie-Froodie, drawing comics all day long. [[Excel Saga|Only three days since I skipped my last deadline!]] :)|Christian Weston Chandler, Sonichu #4}}

So by Chris's own admission, his intention was to pay the good people at Target a dollar a day to let him sit in their store and bother female customers until he got laid or died, whichever came first. Strangely, the management wasn't really thrilled with this arrangement, and as the comic shows, Chris clearly can't understand why loitering on private property is bad.

Instead of focusing on the Manajerks/Jerkops' motivations, Chris simply infers that they despise him for being an [[autistic]] [[virgin]], and places the most attention on the indignity he suffered from his arrest. Hence, the comic shows Chris being tackled (albeit by a giant robot), "hog-timed" (complete with apple, as if he were about to be rotisseried), and hauled off for trial (by [[Mary Lee Walsh]], in a scene ripped off from ''Transformers the Movie'').

In another example of how selfish Chris really is, he essentially writes his own mother out of the story, and has Crystal rescue him instead. That's gratitude for you.

==The real story==
{{quote|I'm sure you all remember the Target incident. Where he got "hog tied" by the jerkops, had his pants pulled down, face rubbed against the carpet and cried a tear of blood? Yeah, about that. First, he was kicked out within a few days to a week of Target opening. That's just sad. When he was approached by management to leave, he ignored them. When they kept pressing, he finally back talked them and called them jerkops. When the cops came, guess what Chris did....[[Chris and the law|He tried to fucking run.]] Hence why he was hog tied and I'm sure in that struggle his pants just happened to come off.|[[Emily]]}}

==7-20-2005==
<gallery>
Image: Chris-Straw.jpg|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw|Summary of Chris's agenda at the Get-Tar Region.]]
Image: Chris-Dog-Pile.jpg|The Jerkhief puts his thousand pound sausage in Chris
Image: Chris-Carpet-Burn.jpg|HOG-TIME HIM!
Image: chris.jpg|IT'S HOG TIME!!!
</gallery>

==See also==
* [[The Oversized Drinking Straw]]

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Target Corporation|Target Corporation]] on [[Wikipedia]]

{{Places}}
{{CWCverse}}

[[Category:Attraction Locations]]

User talk:Jerkop

2010-07-17T06:45:45Z

NoVu: /* bagget */

== You're a jerkop ==

I figure with a name like yours, you'd be the ideal candidate for one. So yeah, go forth, stop vandalism, and don't abuse your powers for personal gain. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:00, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
*Thanks! And don't worry, I'm not going to abuse anything.--[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 20:04, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== Contact me ASAP ==

This is URGENT. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:57, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

== Please IM me ==

Champ told me to contact you and the other Jerkops. My AIM is LittleLazyLime. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 05:55, 11 July 2010 (UTC)

== Under Watch Template ==

Unless Champ or cogs told you to take that down it should probably be reinstated as it existed for a reason: To mark people (mainly asperpedians) who were potentially going to make an issue with the current operation. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 06:10, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

== bagget ==

why do you keep deleting my shit? You insist on having extremely homophobic generalizations in a wiki article - and support unscientific armchair psychology which is clearly biased?

There is no correlation between female initiated anal play and homosexuality. Having female friends does not make you gay. Liking shitty music is not correlated with being gay.

Likewise, there is no reason to believe that Chris is abusing alcohol. You choose to document the few times he has used alcohol but will not record the fact that he has been abstaining from alcohol in situations where drinking is rampant (fridays after five). --2litrepop

: First off, learn to sign your posts correctly. Secondly, don't take this wiki to seriously. It's about a retarded fat kid for GodBearJesus sakes. Just take it calm, and don't get worked up over petty shit. That's my advice to you --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 22:24, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

: First of all, trying to make Chris look less of a shitty human being than he really is makes you look like a white knight. Also, we know that Chris drinks and there's no reason for us to think he just stopped. Because there's no evidence of him drinking at a particular event does not mean that he stopped. Finally, Chris is pretty gay. That's a fact.--[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 22:28, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

:I agree with 2litrepop in some instances when it comes to Chris and homosexuality, with there seeming to be a heavy bias towards definitely labeling Chris as gay. In my opinion this is a ridiculous claim. Chris is not gay, just clueless about how sexuality works. For example, Chris believes that it is possible to be ''persuaded'' to become a homosexual, also thinking that you could be gay just by thinking about dicks. Chris isn't gay. He's just a moron.
As for the other shit that 2litrepop did it all seems rather irrelevant and speculative. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 22:28, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
::That's true. Maybe the section's title should be changed to something like: "Evidence that Chris looks like a homo" or "Why Chris appears to be gay"--[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 22:40, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
:::I changed it to "Why Chris appears to be gay" that seems reasonable enough.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:52, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

ok - forget this site, you are clearly more interested in making an EncyclopediaDramatica clone, rather than accurately and objectively recording things. My speculation in the alcohol article was useless, but it was only to offset the obvious bias that was written in that article. Having one beer an hour before driving is not DUI. The amount of alcohol consumption Chris exhibits is nowhere near abuse potential. I should realize me editing the homosexuality page here would be like editing one on ED. I didn't realize this site was a joke.
--2litrepop
*Bye.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:48, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

*He's an autistic manchild who has hardly drunk until the last years, I think one beer would be enough to screw him over. --[[User:MEANWHILE|MEANWHILE]] 23:12, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

*This wiki is biased against Chris?! I would never have guessed! What a twist! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:45, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

*Ooh, has the CWCki just seen its first flounce?--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 01:19, 17 July 2010 (UTC)

*I do think that I might have lost a few brain cells from that one... [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 06:45, 17 July 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:Policy

2010-07-16T05:22:02Z

NoVu:

__NEWSECTIONLINK__
For discussion of CWCki policy and rules.

== Fan Works policy ==

right now there aren't really any rules regards what can and cannot go in the fan namespace. this is because i trusted users to judge for themselves whether or not their work belonged on the cwcki. so, let's get its purpose straight: fan works was meant to be PVCC's troll productions subforum, but public. it is not, however, a mirror site incase deviantart goes down. i feel that some individuals are forgetting that this is a wiki about CWC. now, it's quite tricky to say what can and cannot be hosted here. there are very few examples of things being uploaded that are completely unrelated to chris or sonichu. however, i will try my best to clarify what is appropriate.

'''Examples of good fanworks:'''
* A drawing of CWC saying DYKES DYKES CHINA being placed into the "CWC's Second Message" article
* An "artist's depiction" of something we have no pictures of but how it may have looked, i.e. Chris in the mall with his attraction sign, Chris using his "red string of fate", Chris's IRL confrontation with Mary Lee Walsh, [[Fapcup]], etc
* Comics what are actually funny

'''Examples of bad fanworks:'''
* A Sonichu comic depicting how you think Sonichu should have been
* Shitty recolored Sonichu and Rosechu "original characters"
* Your shitty fursona with a Sonichu tail shoved up its ass

to summarise, i think the distinction lies in whether or not it is actually related to ''chris''. there are lots of things related to sonichu, many of which include chris, but are actually disconnected from chris's antics themselves. i don't think these are appropriate for this wiki, and i see their numbers increasing(although i would like to refrain from naming names).

please discuss any changes or clarifications that you wish made, however i would like to implement these new rules by the end of the week. if a user feels their own uploads were, in light of these policy changes, in error then they can remove them now to save the jerkops the trouble of removing them later.

PEACE, AND HAVE A GOOD DAY --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 21:59, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

Just out of curiosity, could we see just what works are and are not on the chopping block? Just so we can see where we stand on this. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:54, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
* i guess it might be useful to have a template for that --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 09:26, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

No. When the purge is complete you will know exactly where you stand. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 03:07, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Um, does one need any kind of admin status to delete files? I'm trying to figure this out. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 03:32, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

===Just who decides what's worthy?===
I can get behind the fact that you want this wiki to be about Chris, with his Sonichu works simply being an extension of him. What bothers me is how all this hate coming from users complaining about fan works they simply don't care for. If fan works are removed all together from here, I'd be alright with that. But when someone said "all Sonichu-related works need to go, except the ones I like!" it seems more like favoritism rather than objective policy. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 00:13, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Agreed, though I myself am hardly unbiased. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 00:28, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Yes, it's almost like this wiki is run by trolls who cae not for your feelings.--[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 01:47, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Just because we troll Chris doesn't mean we can't deal with each other in a civilized manner. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 02:42, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

You don't troll shit, spud. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 02:44, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Can anything be done on this site without creating a shitstorm? This isn't some crusade against drawfags, and it shouldn't be painted as such by EITHER side. The site is about Chris, and the large amount of coverage on his creations is only because they made up such a large part of his life. The CWCki isn't about Sonichu, it's about Chris. Maybe some exceptions can be made, but for now fanworks not directly about Chris need to go. I myself enjoy many, especially Fear and Loathing in CWCville, but unless it is used to successfully troll Chris, it doesn't belong here.
Thing is, we need a peaceful resolution to this. Shit with faggot users and /cwc/ is bad enough, we don't need this to blow up. Maybe exceptional fanworks can be allowed; if not, they can be hosted on DA, or perhaps a site devoted to Sonichu. The artists and fans need to remember that this isn't an attack against their work, it's just policy. Users who want to be active in the execution of this policy need to not be dicks about it, and be responsible about it. It's not "deleting shit one doesn't like," it's removing unnecessary images and articles. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 02:58, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
:Well, like I've said before, I will print out every page, bind it, and mail it to him when I'm finished. Which should be in two weeks or so. If my works are deleted before then, I'm not going to worry too much. In fact, it wouldn't bother me much at all if the entire fan section was removed and all fan art was deleted. I'm just a little put off from the vitriol a lot of the critics are spewing. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 03:24, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
::You think he's going to read it, that's cute. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 03:36, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Maybe, maybe not, what's the harm in trying? The most it'll cost me is a few bucks in postage. Well, that and the markers. Now I understand why he textwalls so much, those things dry out quick! :P --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 03:49, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

That makes sense. I could totally get on board starting a new site just to host these things. If we do so, though, we need clearly-defined criteria as to what gets to stay. Limiting ourselves to stuff Chris has seen would be fair, but it would need to be absolutely enforced. Which is to say, we couldn't have a page on ''Chris Gets Laid'', excellent though it is, unless he himself responded to it in some way. -[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 03:31, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

You could do that. That's entirely acceptable, as it focuses on Chris and its activities. What you couldn't do is a story about a Sonichu recolor having some dumb adventure while Chris gets laid as a side-story. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 03:37, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Well by those rules, we'd have to delete the page on ''Sonichu Is Dead'', because Chris barely appears in it. We need a single, objective policy for what gets to stay and what doesn't, regardless of quality. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 11:40, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

I agree that there has to be some kind of objective criteria, not just what largely seems to be "Your fic/comic is bad, and you should feel bad, ur a furfag lawl." If you want to cut fics because the Fan section is getting out of hand, fine. Just come up with a standard that makes sense and enforce it. If the "How you think Sonichu should have been" rule is enforced, then the entire fan section will be pretty much gutted. If we go with the "About Chris not Sonichu", well pretty much every fic has Chris' Mary Sue Avatar Combined with his real self on there, so where's the line? Is it IRL Chris, or Comic Chris? [[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 16:41, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
*That's why I think limiting ourselves to stuff to which Chris has responded makes the most sense. He either did, or he didn't, and there are no shades of grey. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 02:05, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

*As I've said elsewhere, I personally think the Fan Works index is more of a hassle than it's worth and we should get rid of it. Clyde has suggested a separate wiki and I think that might be the best solution. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:47, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
** I would agree that a second site for fan works would probably be the best course of action. However, I think we should consider keeping notable fanworks (that is, those that Chris has responded to) here on the CWCki. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 17:16, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

=== Re:Examples of bad fanworks ===

Most of the fan works don't seem to fall in any of those categories. Is there something else that's a problem?--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 00:24, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
*No, a lot of the admins are just fickle, want things they specifically don't like deleted no matter if there was a good reason or not, and don't seem to realize that trolls don't necessarily have to be asses to anyone and everyone. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 12:35, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
* Right. It's that, it has nothing to do with an overwhelming majority of it being some sick fucks fantasy and has virtually or literally nothing to do with Chris. They're just angry, angry DAMN DIRTY SLANDEROUS TROLLS. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 03:12, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

* To avoid altercations like this, I would delete the index entirely. Simply put, there are other, far more suitable venues to put this, so you won't ever have to lapse into offended rage, or conversely, argue with trolls sticking their 'n***** noses' in your business. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 20:31, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

=== Dumb suggestion ===

Why couldn't we just grandfather stuff in? --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 12:59, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

=== my suggestion ===

wipe everything and start a new wiki because i'm cutting down everything that's eating up resources. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 16:31, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
*people should pay attention to me more. also pay attention to me. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 16:48, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

I like this idea. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 17:00, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

i've been considering moving to a new version of mediawiki, but might as well wait for 1.16 to reach stable. this should go on technical though i guess --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 19:24, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

==Harassment and NPOV==

Recent events have brought up these issues, so let's address them.

First, let's do our best to aim for some semblance of [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Neutral point of view|NPOV]]. Things considered by us to be good humored may not be taken that way by others. So yeah, try not to insult other sites, users, etc.

Harassment - yes, there are fuckwits on this wiki. There's fuckwits on any wiki. But don't point it out to them. People need to be able to edit without fear of harassment from others for their users. It's one thing to tell someone they're wrong or being just stupid, it's another to tell them they're now under watch by a group of people with various intents. I really can't ago against Cogs, as she has different ideas how to run the CWCki than I do, and she is the site owner, but please don't harass other users. If they're stupid, just point it out and explain calmly why but telling them they're fuckwits is no way to do it. Srsly, I expect a bit more from you people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:16, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

I concur with the statement about NPOV. When i edit articles that's usually what I'm going for. The CWCville article was ridiculous and full of shit that just wasn't the case, as are a great many articles. People making jokes and idle speculation at the expense of reality.

So kids, keep the memes out, and if a facet of Chris' mind or life is an unknown leave it that way instead of inserting your own idle speculation. We're here to document the real CWC (and related fictions about CWC created by the real CWC), not to create our own CWC. [[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]] 00:15, 15 July 2010 (UTC)

So, essentially, kill them gently? --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 20:28, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

*I've been thinking that maybe the best solution at this point would be to prohibit any discussion of matters unrelated to Chris and the CWCki, even on your own user page. Thus, many of the members who had been harassed or whatever in the past would probably have never been targeted in the first place. Granted, I would prefer if we didn't have to limit the users right to say what they want, and it would certainly be a pain in the ass to enforce,but could potentially prevent most if not all of the harassment issues. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 21:47, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
:*This wouldn't be an entirely bad idea, given that I know Wikipedia has basic rules about user pages, namely it's used to discuss one's contributions to Wikipedia and nothing more. Good thinking.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:18, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
*It might also help if suggesting that we resolve a bureaucratic issue without resulting to namecalling [[User_talk:DrShoggoth|didn't result in vague threats.]] --[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 22:03, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
**agreed. I'm not exactly the biggest contributor on here, but even I've seen Delabonte threatening others for asking him to be a bit less abrasive in his messages, asking why exactly they were in trouble for something, or even not sharing the same opinion as him. Why does this guy get away with it? Also, I don't care if he's "respected by Cogs" as has been said, that doesn't mean he should be allowed to abuse his position, spam angry templates on other people's accounts just because he doesn't like them, and generally treat everyone else like shit. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 00:03, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
::*I agree on this policy. This kind of harassment brings down CWCki's appearance in a whole. It makes us look less like a reputable source on an autistic manchild and more like a restricted community of threatening rep destruction and overenforced rules. There is no need to attack innocents just for casual talk or for living certain lifestyles, it's just plain wrong in general. Delabonte is just a person who feels privileged and like he needs to point out things about people and act like he needs to be a Jr. Mod of sorts. To be frank, this is annoying and just rude. I'm a member of many places, but never once have I done anything like go out and go "OH NO THAT'S NOT FOLLOWING '''MY''' RULES TEMPLATE ''TEMPLATE'' ''' ''TEMPLATE'' '''!" and not a lot of people here have before. It's inappropriate, immature and quite low IQed. So, in conclusion, and tl;dr: Agree with idea, down with empty threated non-mod steam-filled members. --[[User:Eniggy|Sen. John Eniggy, finishing opening statements for case on the Congressional floor]] 04:48, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
:::* Not to be a jackass or anything, but try and keep in mind where you are. This is a website dedicated to trolling an autistic manchild. Many of the people here are involved with other trolling operations and such. Lots of trolls like to target furrys. By ousting yourself as a furry here you're essentially making yourself a black man at a Ku Klux Klan rally. Not saying that all of this harassment should have occurred, but it certainly wasn't unforeseeable to the victims. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 05:36, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
::::*ThatMan has nailed why Delabonte and others feel warranted in acting like they do and this is pretty much the justification for some of Cog's and Clyde's actions here. Remember, this is a critical site of Chris, essentially out to troll him, and so you're not going to be attracting the same sort of people to edit as say, Wikipedia. I can talk to Delabonte about shit.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:09, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
::::* Actually, I'm not a furry (they scare me, to be quite honest- I'd sooner run through traffic and fling myself off a highway bridge than be one) but the point here, as shown by your post is, is about the exploits of Chris and the trolls who have trolled him, not a place for people to use trolling to vent their anger upon here. I don't support weeabooism, but I also don't support using CWCki as a stress ball. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 05:47, 15 July 2010 (UTC)

== User pages for banned users ==

Anyone opposed to not having user pages for banned users? Seems to be taking up space and seems sorta silly. I once said something along the lines of "To serve an example" or something but now I think it's just a waste of space. Anyone opposed to deleting user pages of permanently banned user? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:51, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
:No objections here. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 23:59, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
:Depends on the user. I see no problem in deleting some of IBAGeneva's accounts, but we should keep a couple of examples (maybe between five and ten?).--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] forgot to sign
:I would agree that we should just delete their pages so as to not waste space, but is there any way we could possibly mark that they were banned when their signature is shown on talk pages and stuff like that? I just feel like this would help prevent any potential confusion between users who are banned and users who don't have user pages. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 01:00, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
:*A short page about wby they were banned sounds good. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:25, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
::That actually gives me a better idea, maybe their could be a page of banned users, with notes showing the reason for why they were banned. When a user is banned, their userpage could just be a redirect to this page.--[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 05:20, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
:::fuck what I was about to say, the best balance between saving space and giving good examples of what not to do would probably be to do what ThatMan suggested. ThatMan, you have done a great service for the operation of the CWCki. I salute you, good sir. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 05:22, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

User talk:DrShoggoth

2010-07-15T00:07:21Z

NoVu: /* Hi */

excuse me? [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]
You should date Chris. You'd both have a good time with the randumb acess humor [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 00:03, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

excuse me? what are you talking about? [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

Applebottom [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 00:05, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

.......fag...

cunt [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 00:07, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Im not going to bother with you....[[User: BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

== The template ==

Can't restore it (an admin has to do that). Anyway, if someone decides to post something on his page, we just have to revert the edits. --[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 06:16, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

Also, instead of "marking" people, you could just make a list with their names or something. --[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 06:23, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

Test number 9 number 9 [[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]] 07:15, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

== Hi ==

We're here to document and discuss Chris, nothing more. Snarky comments to other CWCikians and the like don't lend aid to this goal. Attacking each other for whatever reason except extreme faggotry doesn't assist. I'm not saying we should hold hands and sing songs, but yeah. Just... live and let live a little bit. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:02, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
*Yeah. You really shouldn't have said this. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 09:42, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
:*Me or him? I'm guessing me. I am really sick of internal drama on the CWCki. What Cogs says goes. If it's on the CWCki and not about Chris, it goes. That's all I have to say. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 11:36, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
::*After some thinking I have no idea what the fuck is going on anymore and who's on what side saying what so I'm just not gunna say anything anymore. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 14:04, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
:*Delabonte, seriously? You don't have to be such a dick. Suggesting the possibility of reasoned debate is not unreasonable. Vague threats in response? Yeah, I don't care where the hell you are in the CWCki hierarchy, being a little less of a complete ass to everyone who disagrees with you would be a nice change. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 00:07, 15 July 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:Policy

2010-07-15T00:03:24Z

NoVu: /* Harassment and NPOV */

__NEWSECTIONLINK__
For discussion of CWCki policy and rules.

== Fan Works policy ==

right now there aren't really any rules regards what can and cannot go in the fan namespace. this is because i trusted users to judge for themselves whether or not their work belonged on the cwcki. so, let's get its purpose straight: fan works was meant to be PVCC's troll productions subforum, but public. it is not, however, a mirror site incase deviantart goes down. i feel that some individuals are forgetting that this is a wiki about CWC. now, it's quite tricky to say what can and cannot be hosted here. there are very few examples of things being uploaded that are completely unrelated to chris or sonichu. however, i will try my best to clarify what is appropriate.

'''Examples of good fanworks:'''
* A drawing of CWC saying DYKES DYKES CHINA being placed into the "CWC's Second Message" article
* An "artist's depiction" of something we have no pictures of but how it may have looked, i.e. Chris in the mall with his attraction sign, Chris using his "red string of fate", Chris's IRL confrontation with Mary Lee Walsh, [[Fapcup]], etc
* Comics what are actually funny

'''Examples of bad fanworks:'''
* A Sonichu comic depicting how you think Sonichu should have been
* Shitty recolored Sonichu and Rosechu "original characters"
* Your shitty fursona with a Sonichu tail shoved up its ass

to summarise, i think the distinction lies in whether or not it is actually related to ''chris''. there are lots of things related to sonichu, many of which include chris, but are actually disconnected from chris's antics themselves. i don't think these are appropriate for this wiki, and i see their numbers increasing(although i would like to refrain from naming names).

please discuss any changes or clarifications that you wish made, however i would like to implement these new rules by the end of the week. if a user feels their own uploads were, in light of these policy changes, in error then they can remove them now to save the jerkops the trouble of removing them later.

PEACE, AND HAVE A GOOD DAY --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 21:59, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

Just out of curiosity, could we see just what works are and are not on the chopping block? Just so we can see where we stand on this. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:54, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
* i guess it might be useful to have a template for that --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 09:26, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

No. When the purge is complete you will know exactly where you stand. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 03:07, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Um, does one need any kind of admin status to delete files? I'm trying to figure this out. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 03:32, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

===Just who decides what's worthy?===
I can get behind the fact that you want this wiki to be about Chris, with his Sonichu works simply being an extension of him. What bothers me is how all this hate coming from users complaining about fan works they simply don't care for. If fan works are removed all together from here, I'd be alright with that. But when someone said "all Sonichu-related works need to go, except the ones I like!" it seems more like favoritism rather than objective policy. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 00:13, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Agreed, though I myself am hardly unbiased. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 00:28, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Yes, it's almost like this wiki is run by trolls who cae not for your feelings.--[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 01:47, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Just because we troll Chris doesn't mean we can't deal with each other in a civilized manner. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 02:42, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

You don't troll shit, spud. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 02:44, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Can anything be done on this site without creating a shitstorm? This isn't some crusade against drawfags, and it shouldn't be painted as such by EITHER side. The site is about Chris, and the large amount of coverage on his creations is only because they made up such a large part of his life. The CWCki isn't about Sonichu, it's about Chris. Maybe some exceptions can be made, but for now fanworks not directly about Chris need to go. I myself enjoy many, especially Fear and Loathing in CWCville, but unless it is used to successfully troll Chris, it doesn't belong here.
Thing is, we need a peaceful resolution to this. Shit with faggot users and /cwc/ is bad enough, we don't need this to blow up. Maybe exceptional fanworks can be allowed; if not, they can be hosted on DA, or perhaps a site devoted to Sonichu. The artists and fans need to remember that this isn't an attack against their work, it's just policy. Users who want to be active in the execution of this policy need to not be dicks about it, and be responsible about it. It's not "deleting shit one doesn't like," it's removing unnecessary images and articles. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 02:58, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
:Well, like I've said before, I will print out every page, bind it, and mail it to him when I'm finished. Which should be in two weeks or so. If my works are deleted before then, I'm not going to worry too much. In fact, it wouldn't bother me much at all if the entire fan section was removed and all fan art was deleted. I'm just a little put off from the vitriol a lot of the critics are spewing. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 03:24, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
::You think he's going to read it, that's cute. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 03:36, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Maybe, maybe not, what's the harm in trying? The most it'll cost me is a few bucks in postage. Well, that and the markers. Now I understand why he textwalls so much, those things dry out quick! :P --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 03:49, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

That makes sense. I could totally get on board starting a new site just to host these things. If we do so, though, we need clearly-defined criteria as to what gets to stay. Limiting ourselves to stuff Chris has seen would be fair, but it would need to be absolutely enforced. Which is to say, we couldn't have a page on ''Chris Gets Laid'', excellent though it is, unless he himself responded to it in some way. -[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 03:31, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

You could do that. That's entirely acceptable, as it focuses on Chris and its activities. What you couldn't do is a story about a Sonichu recolor having some dumb adventure while Chris gets laid as a side-story. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 03:37, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Well by those rules, we'd have to delete the page on ''Sonichu Is Dead'', because Chris barely appears in it. We need a single, objective policy for what gets to stay and what doesn't, regardless of quality. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 11:40, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

I agree that there has to be some kind of objective criteria, not just what largely seems to be "Your fic/comic is bad, and you should feel bad, ur a furfag lawl." If you want to cut fics because the Fan section is getting out of hand, fine. Just come up with a standard that makes sense and enforce it. If the "How you think Sonichu should have been" rule is enforced, then the entire fan section will be pretty much gutted. If we go with the "About Chris not Sonichu", well pretty much every fic has Chris' Mary Sue Avatar Combined with his real self on there, so where's the line? Is it IRL Chris, or Comic Chris? [[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 16:41, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
*That's why I think limiting ourselves to stuff to which Chris has responded makes the most sense. He either did, or he didn't, and there are no shades of grey. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 02:05, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

*As I've said elsewhere, I personally think the Fan Works index is more of a hassle than it's worth and we should get rid of it. Clyde has suggested a separate wiki and I think that might be the best solution. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:47, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
** I would agree that a second site for fan works would probably be the best course of action. However, I think we should consider keeping notable fanworks (that is, those that Chris has responded to) here on the CWCki. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 17:16, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

=== Re:Examples of bad fanworks ===

Most of the fan works don't seem to fall in any of those categories. Is there something else that's a problem?--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 00:24, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
*No, a lot of the admins are just fickle, want things they specifically don't like deleted no matter if there was a good reason or not, and don't seem to realize that trolls don't necessarily have to be asses to anyone and everyone. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 12:35, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
* Right. It's that, it has nothing to do with an overwhelming majority of it being some sick fucks fantasy and has virtually or literally nothing to do with Chris. They're just angry, angry DAMN DIRTY SLANDEROUS TROLLS. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 03:12, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

* To avoid altercations like this, I would delete the index entirely. Simply put, there are other, far more suitable venues to put this, so you won't ever have to lapse into offended rage, or conversely, argue with trolls sticking their 'n***** noses' in your business. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 20:31, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

=== Dumb suggestion ===

Why couldn't we just grandfather stuff in? --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 12:59, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

=== my suggestion ===

wipe everything and start a new wiki because i'm cutting down everything that's eating up resources. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 16:31, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
*people should pay attention to me more. also pay attention to me. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 16:48, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

I like this idea. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 17:00, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

i've been considering moving to a new version of mediawiki, but might as well wait for 1.16 to reach stable. this should go on technical though i guess --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 19:24, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

==Harassment and NPOV==

Recent events have brought up these issues, so let's address them.

First, let's do our best to aim for some semblance of [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Neutral point of view|NPOV]]. Things considered by us to be good humored may not be taken that way by others. So yeah, try not to insult other sites, users, etc.

Harassment - yes, there are fuckwits on this wiki. There's fuckwits on any wiki. But don't point it out to them. People need to be able to edit without fear of harassment from others for their users. It's one thing to tell someone they're wrong or being just stupid, it's another to tell them they're now under watch by a group of people with various intents. I really can't ago against Cogs, as she has different ideas how to run the CWCki than I do, and she is the site owner, but please don't harass other users. If they're stupid, just point it out and explain calmly why but telling them they're fuckwits is no way to do it. Srsly, I expect a bit more from you people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:16, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

So, essentially, kill them gently? --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 20:28, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

*I've been thinking that maybe the best solution at this point would be to prohibit any discussion of matters unrelated to Chris and the CWCki, even on your own user page. Thus, many of the members who had been harassed or whatever in the past would probably have never been targeted in the first place. Granted, I would prefer if we didn't have to limit the users right to say what they want, and it would certainly be a pain in the ass to enforce,but could potentially prevent most if not all of the harassment issues. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 21:47, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
*It might also help if suggesting that we resolve a bureaucratic issue without resulting to namecalling [[User_talk:DrShoggoth|didn't result in vague threats.]] --[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 22:03, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
**agreed. I'm not exactly the biggest contributor on here, but even I've seen Delabonte threatening others for asking him to be a bit less abrasive in his messages, asking why exactly they were in trouble for something, or even not sharing the same opinion as him. Why does this guy get away with it? Also, I don't care if he's "respected by Cogs" as has been said, that doesn't mean he should be allowed to abuse his position, spam angry templates on other people's accounts just because he doesn't like them, and generally treat everyone else like shit. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 00:03, 15 July 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:Policy

2010-07-13T12:35:52Z

NoVu: /* Re:Examples of bad fanworks */

User talk:Delabonte

2010-07-12T10:54:45Z

NoVu: /* 'Fuckwit Alert' */

At least you get the joke. YOUR AN HERO TO ME, DELABONTE! --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:34, 2 May 2009 (CEST)

Oh lol, my bad. Was in grammar nazi mode, fixing typos. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 16:10, 2 May 2009 (CEST)

==Congratulations!==

You were mentioned in the [[Rollin' and Trollin'|new video]]. Nice. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:48, 17 July 2009 (CEST)

*Thanks. This calls for a box to go on my userpage. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 04:59, 18 July 2009 (CEST)
:*Oh Lord, I just your pro tip on your user page and I LOL'd. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:33, 9 September 2009 (CEST)

==Lovely Weather==
"Sex under false pretence IS statutory rape. Also saying Chris raped his future wife is funnier."

I'm not going to sit here and have an edit war with you, but I believe you are mistaken, Mr. ex-Minister. I can find ''no'' evidence of sex under false pretense being considered rape of any kind. It certainly is sexual assault, but I can't find any legitimate site that claims it to be rape (aside from random postings of failtowns on forums). Unless you can provide some evidence, I'd say that you're simply wrong about that.

On top of that, you're right in saying that it's "funnier" to say that he raped her, but that's not the point. We're supposed to document what actually happened/was implied. We don't need to make up things to make Chris look like more of a douche; he does that for us enough as it is. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 04:15, 11 December 2009 (CET)
*You're... You're kidding, right? If she doesn't know who he is, and thinks he is someone else, she cannot give consent. Sex without consent is rape. You're pretty gross for arguing that's not what happened, because it totally is. --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 04:26, 11 December 2009 (CET)
:*She ''thinks'' she knows who he is, though. He deceived her and got her to willingly consent to sex with him. That's not ''rape''. It's sexual assault. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 04:30, 11 December 2009 (CET)
:*Every weekend, I'm over at a singles' bar in the area. I always lie out of my ass just to get laid. One week I'm an airplane pilot, the other I'm a venture capitalist, one day I was even a comic book artist. And now you're telling me I'm a rapist? --[[User:Lynxr|Lynxr]] 04:46, 11 December 2009 (CET)
::*Of course she ''thinks'' she does; that's part of the deception. Look, if I dress up like Jimmy Hill and go over to your house and you go "Oh God, Jimmy Hill!" then tear off my clothes and go down on me (cause u gay like that), then I rip off my mask after jizzing on your face and go "Surprise! I'm really Internet Comedian SonichuIs44!" I've raped you. You consented to sex with Jimmy Hill, not with me. Even if I never reveal I'm not Jimmy Hill, I've raped you; you never consented to sex with me. You could at least try arguing it's not rape based on the fact that she's having sex with Chris either way. And pray tell what is the difference between rape and sexual assault?
:::Lynxr, you're not telling them that you're someone else though; if you convinced them you're really Tom Hanks, but you're not (I'll assume you're not), you've deceived them. --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 04:48, 11 December 2009 (CET)

:::"It certainly is sexual assault" - what do you think rape is? Time-travel sexual assault laws have yet to be tested, but from where I stand if you have sex with someone knowingly under false pretense, then it's not fully consensual. Also, this is the CWCki not the supreme court. And saying Chris travelled through time to rape his future wife is still funnier. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 04:53, 11 December 2009 (CET)
:::*You both have a interesting definitions of consent. What you're saying is that it isn't consent unless she knows the full truth. That's... horribly illogical and simply untrue. Now, specifically for Sonichuis44, the difference between rape and sexual assault is that rape is entirely forced and without consent (or in some cases of statutory rape, simply consensual sex with a minor). Chris ''has consent'' in this case, whether you want to admit that or not. She willingly did it with him, and not under threats or force (unless there's something he's not telling us about this fictional story that he, himself, made up in the first place). It's as simple as that. Maybe what he did violated her, maybe she really wouldn't care all that much if she knew the truth, but it doesn't really matter, but it seems pretty obvious that she agreed to it. Back to the point, though, rape is a ''subset'' of sexual assault. Sexual assault involves undesired sexual contact, but it might not involve intercourse in any way (such as sexual touching), or, even if it does... well... that's relative to who's making the rules in whatever jurisdiction. Some things that are generally considered sexual assault in most places are mitigated to full-blown rape status in other places and vice versa. I don't really care to get too into that, but the fact of the matter is that he had her consent, and that's what's relevant here. However, I'm done arguing about this fictional story. Further arguing about a sexual encounter that never happened, nor ever could (as time-travel like that is, from a logical standpoint, absolutely impossible), seems ridiculous. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 05:17, 11 December 2009 (CET)

*Don't bring logic into this. Also, Chris agrees with you: "You are misunderstood, it was not rape; She mistook me for my future self, and She Asked Me to have sex with her.". This means you are wrong. Good day sir. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 05:31, 11 December 2009 (CET)
:*We may have had a tense discussion, and you may well have been a piss-poor Minister of Defense, but... I've decided that I like you, Seinor Delabonte. Your lulziness rating qualifies you for the much-coveted Badge of Lulziness and All-Around Goodness, which you may apply for by filling out the form that will be mailed to you shortly. Please allow blah blah blah blah. Good day. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 06:54, 11 December 2009 (CET)

== Temporary ban ==

Dude, Cody is a newfag but he's trying his best from what I've seen thus far. I don't give a fuck of he's a juggalo elsewhere and as I told BlueSpike, I'm not banning him from CWCki unless he starts shit here. As I said [[User_talk:Wwwwolf#Question|here]], I will not ban a user unless they do shit on the CWCki like harass users, vandalism, etc.

Delabonte, I am disappoint, son. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:53, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

*I apologise. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 13:52, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

== PRO TIP ==

With the welcome template, you have to manually enter your user name so if a new user wanted to ask you a question, there would be a direct link, so it'd look like <nowiki>{{welcome|Delabonte}}</nowiki> and it would provide a link to your talk page where they can ask you a question. Yeah, it's lame but I'm not sure if the process can be automated or anything. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:58, 28 January 2010 (UTC)

== I love you ==

For your "Not a forum" template. You've made me proud.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:39, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

== User Pages ==

I don't know who you are you what you are, and I don't really care - but don't edit userpages of others. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:15, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

I should have known. You are a PVCC member and a member of the old guard. A newfag like me has no chance. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 01:47, 23 June 2010 (UTC)
*You keep repeating this like it's going to make me respect you but continuing with your Autistic actions. Don't shit on my cupcake and tell me it's icing. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 04:07, 23 June 2010 (UTC)
*Hi 16BitAlex. I was informed I'm not allowed to call you a fag on your talk page. So, hi. Fag. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 04:39, 23 June 2010 (UTC)
:*HEY GUISE, I MADE A VIDEO THAT WARDS OFF FAGGOTS...

{{#ev:youtube|T0HpSVvGOnQ}}

::LET ME KNOW IF IT WORKS. ALSO, 16BITALEX TOLD ME HE COVERED HIS DICK IN APPLESAUCE AND LIKED IT. THEN HE ERASED IT TO HIDE THAT FACT. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 07:18, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

*This is good and you should feel good. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 07:57, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

==Messages to Alex==

Why did you eat your homework? --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 07:57, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

:It tasted better than apples.
:
:And, I cannot accept. To me, eating apples is equivalent to dressing in women's garments, and unlike Chris, I do not have a desire to be a woman (see Crystal the twin sister). --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 14:42, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

:BTW, I approve of my quote on your user page, unlike that last one. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 16:33, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

1) I have no desire for your approval.
2) We're not singling you out here. All PVCC members have to undergo a test of loyalty. This is yours. If you are too cowardly to complete it please refrain from bitching about the PVCC being a closed community, and remember that you had your chance. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 01:50, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

:(since Gary was a loser and Ash was here last time) This was against my personal beliefs. Almost anything that didn't involve eating or drinking a vile "healthy" substance, I might have done. And then you have the nerve to spit in my face after you gave me a task I could and would not complete. I AM NOT A COWARD. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 03:02, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Do you understand the sacrifices people have made to join the PVCC? Trolling Chris at this level requires nerves of steel. It requires somebody willing to face their worst fear. As you yourself have said, you cannot eat an apple. '''You are a coward''' and I was wrong to ever think you were one of us. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 07:44, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:What Delabonte said. I have seen trolls go to the highest highs and the lowest lows to achieve lulz. And you? You won't even eat a fucking fruit. '''That shows you are completely and totally spineless.''' Getting into the PVCC usually involves proving that you are not a faggot. You haven't. What the hell makes you think you would last 5 minutes in there? We're not spitting in your face, you are spitting in ours. Basically, you want to sit around with your thumb up your ass and be worthless yet still hang out with people who do more than play Rock Band all day. '''Go back to your plastic instruments you sniveling, chicken-shit, coward.''' --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 10:56, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::My 360's dead, remember? No more Rock Band for me. I literally have nothing. I can't get a job because I haven't worked a day in my life, and no one will hire a rookie. And who said I wanted to post there? I'd just lurk moar there. Better than lurking in /cwc/. What are these highest highs and lowest lows? I am pretty sure fruit is not one of them. I will not stop until I am in. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 16:56, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Heh, I'm watching this unfold and I'd just like to comment that I love how you are acting just like Chris. You apparently won't be useless because your shitty game broke. Because your game broke, you have nothing, which is like Chris except his games haven't broken yet (yet he has equally little in real life). You expect people to pity you because you've never contributed to society. You have a sense of entitlement that you think earns you the right to walk through a locked door and just sit on the inside. People get into PVCC because they want to not be useless pieces of shit all day. Lurking is not what they do. God damn. Fuck a fruit basket. (inb4 not a forum/trolling, I have a need to speak my mind that borders on faggotry, I know, but it isn't trolling.) :3 [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 17:10, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::::"Not a forum" is for article talk pages. If only society gave me a chance to contribute. Society gave Chris a chance. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 17:14, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Jesus Christ, you really are a '''sniveling coward'''. More than I even imagined. There's a hole in your story. It says right on your user page <blockquote>"...but I wish I could contribute to the troll efforts.."</blockquote> and now you tell us you just want to sit on the sidelines. I know why there's a change to your tune. '''You're afraid'''. As for highs and lows, it seems you are also an illiterate dipshit. Do you think field agents want to be around Chris? Do you think that people walk around in pickle suits in public for fun? Some of the trolls have suffered severe embarrassment and just plain disgusting situations. You can't even eat an apple so you can "lurk moar" on a fucking forum. That is the '''epitome of cowardice'''. No wonder you have a pathetic life. You are too scared to do anything except '''nothing'''. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 17:18, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

:::::Alex. Listen man, I don't support Delabonte by any means. If I were in your position, then i'd be pissed off too. But speaking as an onlooker of this argument you have gotten yourself into: If Chris has taught us anything then it's to not feed the trolls. With that in mind, stop talking. Stop talking right now, move to a new account to escape the trolling, and spend the rest of your online days lurking quietly and not getting involved in PVCC related arguments. Seriously, you don't wanna fight these guys. You will lose. Remember who owns this site. I'm just sayin' --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:23, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::If I had any logical place to QFT, be damn sure that I would. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 17:33, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::Any place to what now? Sorry, i'm not up on my internet speak lately. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:36, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::::Eh, sorry. Quote for truth. Common on forums when someone agrees with another to such an extent that they can't think of a way to put it better themselves. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 17:38, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::Oh. Thank you. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:39, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

I go for all or nothing. In this case, I've got "very little" - no job, a bad reputation here, but at least the knowledge of Chris. "All" would be being a respected member of the PVCC. "Nothing" would be a life ruined by being trolled.

As I hold out, am I not demonstrating my nerves of steel? --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 17:43, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:Knowledge of Chris is easily accessible and so not worth two shits. You're still trying for pity, which is only going to be met with "Fuck you" round these parts. Let me be the first. Fuck you. Also, at this rate, even if you skip this account and start fresh, your petty attitude and general lack of merit means you can never be respected by PVCC. Lern2internet, then come back in a few months once you get your shit sorted out. Final point: "nerves of steel" got a laugh out of me. You're putting up with a few people on the internet. That isn't hard. You won't even eat a fruit for fuck's sake. Drop the "nerves of steel" shit and start trying to find something you actually DO have. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 17:51, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::You heard me the first time when I said I have nothing. The rotten school system taught me nothing. The more I put up with this, the more I sympathize with Chris. In fact, I might have to find a former friend of mine to Ian Brandon Anderson and take his identity just so I have something. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 18:41, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Alex. Your doing it wrong. This is not the best course of action. I tried saying it nicely and tried to give you some good advice. Let me now try putting it another way:

:::Being a whiney bitch does not get you respect. Shut the fuck up before you dig yourself in any deeper. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:07, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Holding out gives you "nerves of steel"? That's hilarious. You are too scared to eat a fruit. '''Coward'''. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 21:23, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

What can I do, after shutting up and admitting defeat? I can't exactly get a life yet, since as I said, I'm unhireable, and I have two more dreadful years of school left. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 21:46, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:Oh no! You have to go to school! What kind of dirty trolls made you do that?! It's good to see that you're blaming them for the problems in your life, [[100_2178.MOV|just like Chris]]. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 22:07, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::I'm not blaming the trolls for making me go to school. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 22:18, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::: Oh, don't be such a slow-in-the-mind. In a phrase with two potential subjects, the thing smart people do is choose the one that makes sense. Might be a bit of a stretch, when one factors in the fact you have a fear of FRUIT, but still, I expected more. 0/10 try harder. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 22:27, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

seriously, you have shown 0 reasons why you deserve a pvcc account. ZERO. you're never getting an account. ever. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:22, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

SHUT UP ALEX! JESUS CHRIST! Alex, I had more sympathy for you when you were just being trolled for being a dumbass. Stop being such a self absorbed little bitch and GTFO! Take my advice and just adopt a new name. I don't give a shit about how horrible your real life is! No-one does! This is the internet! You can sort out any real life shit on you own time. Here though, you actually have a chance to save your reputation by starting a new identity and just never letting anyone know who you are. Your certainly not ever getting respected this way, and Clyde just told you that you have 0 chance of getting into PVCC now. So leave! DO IT FAGGOT! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:31, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Having been dox'd, they'd probably remember my IP address. I will never be able to escape this identity. It's too late for me to turn back. It is my life mission to get into the PVCC and become a respected member.

I don't care if I never get china, I don't care if I have to live on the monthly tugboat.

I'm probably irredeemable at this point. It would take a sex change for me to be able to in good conscience eat that apple. You've pushed me to the point where I start bleeding Honest Content. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 22:45, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

OH DEAR LORD!!!!! Now I know what the White Knights go through when they first realise that Chris can't be helped. This is it! This torturous feeling I get trying to get through to you! A feeling of my very soul being chained down and laughed at as I try to fight against an unmoving brick wall! It's the most horrific thing I have ever felt! '''WHAT ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!''' --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:52, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:Having trolled people quite a lot (it's what motivated me to come here, and I still do it regularly) I can tell you that this is about at the stage where he has the "brilliant" and "original" idea where he is backed into a corner so he pretends he was actually trolling us the whole time. He's using Chris terminology to try to lighten the mood. Troll victory GET... Except this time this isn't trolling. Oh, and he's planning to deny this comment. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 22:56, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::Oh, and check his page. He's an emo now too. Figures. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:59, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

What am I? Possibly the next Chris. After all, the same dysfunctional school system, Chesterfield County Public Schools, produced the both of us. Anyone who went to school there and turned out normal probably had some kind of deity, good or evil, on their side to give them the brainpower and willpower. I, unfortunately, am an atheist, giving me no resistance against the defective education.

I have seen my purpose, and it is to be a lolcow. Trolls, move your home base from Charlottesville to Richmond. It's the lolcow capital of the world now.

Had you not launched the attack on RuleCWC, this would have never happened. But, had you seen through me when I listed my similarities to Chris on the original version of my user page, you would have found that out sooner. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 23:09, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

:Would you please just shut up and start slitting your wrists already? I've already given you some very good advice. And don't give me that shit about IP tracking. People have beter things to do than hunt you down. Just get a different account and don't start any more shit and your safe. Why is this so hard to comprehend? This would be over already if you didn't keep whining about it. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:13, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:If I had to choose between a stereotypical emo useless piece of shit and this guy, the stereotypical emo would win. That places 16Bit on par with furries on my Scale of Respect. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:15, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::Funny you should say that. I am a former furry. To be more precise, I was along the lines of Alix Henroil, only with Sally instead of Sonic as the target of my affections. Emphasis on former. Even I don't like furries anymore. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 23:18, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Wow, there really ISN'T anything good about you. Why the fuck is an emo furfag on a troll site to begin with? [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:27, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Emo/former furfag, thank you. I ditched the latter to become the former. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 23:32, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::Once a fag, always a fag. You cannot grow out of a sickness. Both are attention whore wastes of space, so I always figured it was more of a package deal. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:39, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

I'm going to pop over to /cwc/ for a moment to consult the anons about the best COA. Hold down the fort here for me, would you? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:28, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:Can do. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:31, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::Waiting for a response now. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:45, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

I got some replies. [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/48074.html See here] --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:04, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
:Eh, they have a point. I guess we could just wait until he bawwws and then get someone to deliver the b&hammer. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:14, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

::I suppose, but as I said in the thread, I don't think you can be banned just for being a whiney emo furfag attention whore. Unless we have any rouge Jerkops out there who might be willing to help? Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:19, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

Remember, I was a decent editor until I cracked. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 00:22, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
*Looking over your edits, you were a shit editor. This makes sense since you don't have access to the PVCC to learn all of the current troll goings on. Oh well, given what a huge coward you are, and that you will never join PVCC as a result, I guess you will always be a shit editor.[[User:Raticus|Raticus]] 20:12, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

Shut up. You have lost your right to free speech. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:24, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

Alright then. Anon have spoken. They say to just ban the fucker. I doubt I can get him banned, but it's worth a shot. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:38, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

I've asked Clyde to get rid of him. Awaiting response once more. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 01:06, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

Listen, I got to go to sleep now. It's about 3AM where I am right now, and i'm getting tired. I'll be back in about 9 hours for further insulting of Alex or celebrations, depending on whether or not he is banned by then. 'Night --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 01:13, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

With regard to his new shit: So basically you're saying that men who eat fruit turn into women...? Well, that certainly explains the rampant epidemic of trannies the world has been so worked up about... wait...
Also, asians aren't necessarily incest, so I dunno what the fuck that's about. You never even finished that sentence. Apple products you count as exceptions because it's convenient. It just shows how lazy you are that you can't even follow your own rules. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 17:32, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
*Copy-paste that onto his talk page. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:54, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
**Crap wording. Reworded on my user page. Fruit doesn't make all men fruits, it's only me who suffers this irrational belief. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 20:39, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
***I am literally crying right now at the thought you could still be alive with how fucked up you are. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:53, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

I feel the same way about you Edward. Stop famewhoring on my page. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 16:10, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
:If anyone's "famewhoring", it's you, Delabonte. You made this section so you could rant at a user for attention. If other people join in, then yeah, they get attention out of it, too. However, this is still your attention whoring plan, not his. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 16:15, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

Is there anyone on this bloody CWCki these days not afflicted with Autism? --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 16:24, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
:Most users actually. Believe me, i'm a minority here. I don't see what your problem is with autistics though. Autism is not an instant retard formula, despite what Chris would lead you to believe. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:44, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

All you guys are fucking pathetic. So long, faggots
:Sign your posts, god damn. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 22:35, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
:That. Also, good riddance. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 00:19, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
::All in all I think things are turning out rather well today. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:55, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

== 'Fuckwit Alert' ==

If I may ask what the hell this is all about; is this about posting on Jenkins talk page? Really, I didn't do anything. Champ's specific instructions were "do not fuck with this user", not "absolutely no communication whatsoever." All I did was point him to the userbox list. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:24, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

*His instructions were clear. Stay away from that page. Do not get in the way. Also, multiple userboxes that have nothing to do with Chris or the CWCki are for Autistics and faggots. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 04:27, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
**If that's true, then why make one? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:28, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
Because it's a language you morons understand. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 04:30, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
*While he should have been able to infer Champ's meaning, shouldn't you have just given him a warning, since, you know, people sometimes interpret meanings with even the slightest degree of vagueness differently than intended? [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 10:54, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
*Coming soon- "Corporate Watchdog: The story of one Delabonte's struggle against anything that DARES to go one millimeter off of topic." Rated R for Extreme Dramedy. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 05:55, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

*If I may ask, what did I do to get the userbox? Is it just for being autistic or have you got an actual reason? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 08:41, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
**No you may not ask. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 09:10, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
***What the fuck is your problem? I haven't done shit to Jenkins and I haven't gotten involved in PVCC's plans. This is just being a dick for the sake of being a dick. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 10:00, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
****Edward, you're on the CWCki. Everyone is a dick. Everyone. Especially the mods. It seems to be part of the package. And Delabonte, while I know this is the CWCki, it isn't outside the realms of reasonable expectations to know why you've gotten into some shit. Although honestly, I'm half expecting to get the template for trying to be the voice of reason now... [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 10:54, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Pfargtl9000

2010-07-10T21:35:23Z

NoVu: /* Sup, dramawhore? */

==SFW template==
I think that if you're trolling Chris or just following him, you're probably not going to want to look at CWCki at work or school or any place like that. I think the Honest Content template mostly covers the disturbing matter that serves as a warning for people who don't want to see nudity and whatnot. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:59, 21 February 2010 (UTC)
* deleted the template. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:08, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

==[[Template:Australian|Aussiedick]] and [[Template:Canuckfag|Caniggo]] Templates==

Already been done. Maybe have a look at the [[CWCki:Requested Templates|Requested Templates]] page if you wish to help out making templates. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 18:29, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

==CWCipedia vandalism archival==

Thx guy. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 07:09, 20 March 2010 (UTC)

==If you're making a Christian Template...==

Could you please use a halfway respectable theologian? Someone like GK Chesterson or CS Lewis?
I'm just saying. That thing is gonna go on my userpage and I'd really like to not be represented by Mel Gibson or some other walking joke.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:59, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:Or that. That works too.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:06, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
::Done. It looks better now. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 03:29, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:::It occurs to me I never said thank you for the template. So thank you.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:45, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

== Jew Template ==

Thanks, man.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:49, 15 April 2010 (UTC)

== Yo ==
Thanks for helping me out, there. I really appreciate it. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 19:31, 22 April 2010 (EST)

Thanks from me, as well. Saw you got the template removed from my page. Also, saw the edit you made to the Sonee & Rosey page. I feel honored. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 00:07, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

I think Pfargtl9000 is a pretty cool guy. eh helps people and doesn’t afraid of anything. [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:43, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

==Niggastolemyfamicon==

Dude, whats all this about needing a block? Explain and it shall be done (If you have reason) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 06:50, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|All you need to do is see the history of this page. Note edits by him and Briscoe.]] [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 21:03, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

::* All done. No problems now, he has a 6 month I.P ban. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 21:12, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

== Again...? ==
[[User:Briscoe|This guy]] is at it, now. He's the same on as before, I believe. Just using a different account. Someone really needs to do something about this... --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 8:02, 24 April 2010 (EST)
:* Clyde protected your page. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 06:03, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::*That's cool. Thanks again for your help. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 10:21, 25 April 2010 (EST)
::It sure is personal army around here. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 12:00, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:::<s>Yeah, and we're pissing off /cwc/ at the same time.</s> O SHI- [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 16:16, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

== you got a problem punk ==

then let's settle this 1 on 1 faggot 1 on 1 --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 01:28, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

== CWCpedia ==

are you the same Pfargtl9000 who helped vandalize cwcpedia?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:42, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
*Indeed, and yes, I am uploading the furry shit because I can. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:43, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:*BTW that shit is almost 3 MB per image. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:44, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:i salute you, great sir.>:( (this is my serious face)[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:46, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Oh yeah, and the furry shit is now Sonichu 12. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:23, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
::*i'll tell you what i told [[User:MoarLurk|Lou]]:in one night you people have done two things chris didn't do: update the cwckipedia and give the damn characters their pages & more depth than chris ever did. Also you are a kitty fan, which makes me like you even more! All of you trolls are fucking awesome and i envy you all.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:52, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*ok so /cwc/ got super pissed at my vandalism [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/43299.html] and i might get my dox posted soon [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:44, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

== Userboxes ==

Careful with categories. We still want to have each template in [[:Category:Userboxes]] and want some templates to include the relevant CWCkipedian category. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:01, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
: An example of how to do the categories is in [[Template:Eurofag]] and [[Template:Americunt]]. Don't know how many of these boxes had associated categories, though, but copypasting that stuff should be fairly straightforward... --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 17:26, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

You see how sexy the new userboxes on your userpage look, especially now I fixed the random whitepaces? LOOK AT THEM THEY'RE FUCKING HOT --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:39, 2 June 2010 (UTC)
===Re: Hey, buddy===
Fxd. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:34, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

== Rage Sparker? (DISCUSSION OVER YOU FUCKER) ==
More like drama magnet. Ok, first you insert yourself into drama between Ed and [[User:Niggastolemyfamicom|Niggastolemyfamicom]] (a /cwc/ mod) which started a shitstorm the size of Xbox which me and the other mods/admins over there had to clean up (srsly, it started other drama you don't even know about). Now, a normal person would see that troll on troll drama is stupid and would walk away. But no. You've now decided to claim that there was some attempt on /cwc/ to "dox" you. That thread mentioned you about 2 times. Calling you a self-righteous tool hardly equals trying to post your dox/raid you. NOT ONLY THAT, though. Oh no, you decided to make your own userbox were claiming that you pissed off /cwc/ and saying everyone there is an amateur troll and comparing them to Chris. Yeah, that's a good way to avoid drama. I'm sorry, but you're clearly butthurt. Even the person who got banned because of you has moved on and realized that retaliating against cwcki is a retarded idea. Stop raging at /cwc/ unless you want this drama to start again. You're just going to start more drama. Is that what you really want? And trust me, if you try to start shit between cwcki/legi0n again, I won't hesitate to let slip the dogs of war. I'm just saying: THINK before you post. You're looking just as bad as the "HURR DURR RAID TIEM GAIZ" people on /cwc/.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC) 18:29, 4 June 2010 (UTC)

*Fuck that, you're just an elitist. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 02:30, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
***MY TACTIC OF DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING DEFINITELY DID NOT WORK WELL. not like it works [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:03, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
**LOL. You've changed your response to me like at least 2 times according to the revision history. And really? I'm the elitist? Am I the one flipping out over getting called a faggot on a small-time imageboard? You're also acting like cwcki = srs bsns. There is a misconception on /cwc/, that the sysops here are elitist. I see little evidence of that. I do however, see certain users thinking they're hot shit for doing unimpressive things. You need to deflate your ego a little bit, buddy.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC) 18:16, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
::*I've never posted on your god damn image board. Also, you act like an elitist because of the sole fact that you are a moderator on /cwc/. Does that give you any power elsewhere? No.

The shit I did was utterly unimpressive. Also, I wasn't called a faggot, I was called an "obsessive-compulsive CWCki contributor."
:::*No one ever said you did. Now you're saying that I'm an elitist solely because I use one website? That's giving credit to all the people who say that everyone on cwcki/pvcc is elitist, you know. Also, I'm not saying I have power over cwcki. I'm just saying that I'm not going to let people post retarded, inaccurate bullshit and not say something.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
Also you'll just ignore this and tl;dr it to win a shit argument. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 19:45, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:::*Also, I see you have a God Complex. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 19:46, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
::::*You're damn right, but not because I edit the cwcki or mod on a medium sized imageboard.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::*god damn I am not gathering a personal army now just shut up [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:56, 9 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::*Your message on Beat's talkpage (before he deleted the entire section lol) told a different story. Also, you appear to be getting mad. Maybe you should think before posting shit that serves no purpose other than inciting drama next time, eh?--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 02:12, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

== Julie chat ==

Awesome, find man. But, how is the converting to .oggs done?-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:13, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

== That fucker ==

I suppose you have been noticing that guy IBAgeneva vandalizing your page over and over who also apparently is niggastolemyfammicom. [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:05, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
::yes I have noticed. "don't feed the trolls," which I have done already. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:23, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
:Oh herro :3 --[[User:IBAgeneva|IBAgeneva]] 05:36, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
Heh, 99 years. I thought Champthom would block him indefinitely. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:55, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

== Sup, dramawhore? ==

Alright, lets settle this shit outside of cwcki. Get skype (if you don't have it already), message me your skype name in irc, and we'll work things out from there. DO IT FAGGOT --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 19:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
:No. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
::Why not? You are just a pussy if you don't wanna settle this, brah. Now get Skype so we can settle this. Otherwise you're really just dragging the CWCki into this and hoping they'll be your personal army. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 20:39, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Why is it that Krapplefags like you accuse people of playing "personal army?" It's retarded, and the CWCki was never involved in this in the first place. Also, I'm still not going into Skype, seeing how you're just pulling me in only because of your deep-rooted hatred of furries. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:46, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
::::Bro, bro, it goes beyond furfag shit, bro. It's also your drama shit that you're causing. I mean you even pissed off fucking cogsdev. I see no reason why we can't all just settle this on skype so we don't have to keep using the cwcki discussion pages. On a side note, we've begun writing up an ED page about you and your cwcki loldrama. Just thought you'd like to know. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 20:55, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::Actually, from what I've been seeing, Pfargtl's been pretty justified in as far as you go. You've been vandalizing, ban-evading, and harassing. Pfargtl did start overreacting a bit, but honestly, I don't think I can recall a situation where Cogs didn't get more pissed off than she really needed to. See the sonichu twitter incident for evidence of that one, especially since it was Champ that took the high-ground and removed a pretty damn embarrassing template from two people who just goofed off for a few minutes a day, and had promised to stop as soon as they were told it was a bad idea. But I'm getting off topic. While Pfargtl did cause a bit of drama in his responses to you, the faggotry was yours, the original problem was yours, and you're blatantly being a faggot right now, by repeatedly evading your ban. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 23:19, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
::::::Correction, I'm not evading any bans as I am not someone else's sockpuppet. I don't recall being banned from here and if I was, it would be for an absurd reason (lel free speech). I gave Pfaggotl an ultimatum to settle this outside the cwcki and he just bitched some more instead. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 20:31, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::::Well, shit. I feel like an idiot now. In all the drama, I mistook you for an IBAgeneva sockpuppet. I went back and noticed my mistake, sorry for that one. Your problems with Pfargtl are honestly somewhat more justified, though I still wish you wouldn't drudge up shit on the CWCki. Anywhere else, but this is first and foremost a wiki. I understand the difficulty present in that he's refusing to talk anywhere else, but this little fight doesn't have any real place on this site. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 21:33, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

As long as totally unrelated parties are jumping on the banwagon, I just want to quickly point out that Van Krause isn't banned, Pf has taken it upon himself to spam the template everywhere. (You spelled wield wrong, btw, VK) As an observer, I reccommend you GET ON IR- er, skype to avoid further bullshit. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 00:45, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
::I already hang out on #sonichu. I'm Krapple_Guy. ;D --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 20:31, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
:I was only placing the template on IBAgeneva's sockpuppets; also, I refuse to go on Skype. I'm pretty much revealing too much personal info about me if I use Skype. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:50, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
:::You know, you could either
:::*a. Remove personal info from your skype account, or
:::*b. make an alt account to talk with me & the others on
:::If you actually believe that you are required to put irl information on skype, then you sir are an idiot. Now then, get skype so we can settle your little dramallama'ing once and for all. Can't say that the ED page we're writing about your atm is really gonna help the situation but we're willing to cease writing it if you get on skype and settle all this like a man. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 20:31, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
::::I got skype [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 21:30, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
:: I think that's wise, if they are starting a page on you then that would give them way more than you want. Maybe that's what they wanted? Who knows. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 00:57, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

Seriously, Pfargtl? I was standing up for you during the whole IBAgeneva incident, but you reap what you sow. You did kinda go overboard on the drama there. As VK said, Skype doesn't exactly require your real dox. Hell, it doesn't even have to be skype. It could be IRC, an email account set up separately from your main, specifically to communicate with him, or whatever. You could even just refuse to continue the drama, and stop arguing, just stop talking about it. Just please, do something; the CWCki is not really the place for this kind of drama. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 21:35, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
:Shit, apparently you updated while I was trying to get this through with the server errors. I'm glad you got skype, we really needed to get rid of this drama as soon as possible. Thank you, Pfargtl. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 21:35, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Pfargtl9000

2010-07-10T21:33:21Z

NoVu: /* Sup, dramawhore? */

User talk:Pfargtl9000

2010-07-09T23:19:32Z

NoVu: /* Sup, dramawhore? */

==SFW template==
I think that if you're trolling Chris or just following him, you're probably not going to want to look at CWCki at work or school or any place like that. I think the Honest Content template mostly covers the disturbing matter that serves as a warning for people who don't want to see nudity and whatnot. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:59, 21 February 2010 (UTC)
* deleted the template. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:08, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

==[[Template:Australian|Aussiedick]] and [[Template:Canuckfag|Caniggo]] Templates==

Already been done. Maybe have a look at the [[CWCki:Requested Templates|Requested Templates]] page if you wish to help out making templates. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 18:29, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

==CWCipedia vandalism archival==

Thx guy. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 07:09, 20 March 2010 (UTC)

==If you're making a Christian Template...==

Could you please use a halfway respectable theologian? Someone like GK Chesterson or CS Lewis?
I'm just saying. That thing is gonna go on my userpage and I'd really like to not be represented by Mel Gibson or some other walking joke.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:59, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:Or that. That works too.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:06, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
::Done. It looks better now. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 03:29, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:::It occurs to me I never said thank you for the template. So thank you.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:45, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

== Jew Template ==

Thanks, man.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:49, 15 April 2010 (UTC)

== Yo ==
Thanks for helping me out, there. I really appreciate it. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 19:31, 22 April 2010 (EST)

Thanks from me, as well. Saw you got the template removed from my page. Also, saw the edit you made to the Sonee & Rosey page. I feel honored. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 00:07, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

I think Pfargtl9000 is a pretty cool guy. eh helps people and doesn’t afraid of anything. [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:43, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

==Niggastolemyfamicon==

Dude, whats all this about needing a block? Explain and it shall be done (If you have reason) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 06:50, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|All you need to do is see the history of this page. Note edits by him and Briscoe.]] [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 21:03, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

::* All done. No problems now, he has a 6 month I.P ban. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 21:12, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

== Again...? ==
[[User:Briscoe|This guy]] is at it, now. He's the same on as before, I believe. Just using a different account. Someone really needs to do something about this... --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 8:02, 24 April 2010 (EST)
:* Clyde protected your page. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 06:03, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::*That's cool. Thanks again for your help. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 10:21, 25 April 2010 (EST)
::It sure is personal army around here. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 12:00, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:::Yeah, and we're pissing off /cwc/ at the same time. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 16:16, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

== you got a problem punk ==

then let's settle this 1 on 1 faggot 1 on 1 --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 01:28, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

== CWCpedia ==

are you the same Pfargtl9000 who helped vandalize cwcpedia?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:42, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
*Indeed, and yes, I am uploading the furry shit because I can. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:43, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:*BTW that shit is almost 3 MB per image. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:44, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:i salute you, great sir.>:( (this is my serious face)[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:46, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Oh yeah, and the furry shit is now Sonichu 12. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:23, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
::*i'll tell you what i told [[User:MoarLurk|Lou]]:in one night you people have done two things chris didn't do: update the cwckipedia and give the damn characters their pages & more depth than chris ever did. Also you are a kitty fan, which makes me like you even more! All of you trolls are fucking awesome and i envy you all.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:52, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*ok so /cwc/ got super pissed at my vandalism [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/43299.html] and i might get my dox posted soon [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:44, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

== Userboxes ==

Careful with categories. We still want to have each template in [[:Category:Userboxes]] and want some templates to include the relevant CWCkipedian category. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:01, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
: An example of how to do the categories is in [[Template:Eurofag]] and [[Template:Americunt]]. Don't know how many of these boxes had associated categories, though, but copypasting that stuff should be fairly straightforward... --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 17:26, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

You see how sexy the new userboxes on your userpage look, especially now I fixed the random whitepaces? LOOK AT THEM THEY'RE FUCKING HOT --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:39, 2 June 2010 (UTC)
===Re: Hey, buddy===
Fxd. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:34, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

== Rage Sparker? (DISCUSSION OVER YOU FUCKER) ==
More like drama magnet. Ok, first you insert yourself into drama between Ed and [[User:Niggastolemyfamicom|Niggastolemyfamicom]] (a /cwc/ mod) which started a shitstorm the size of Xbox which me and the other mods/admins over there had to clean up (srsly, it started other drama you don't even know about). Now, a normal person would see that troll on troll drama is stupid and would walk away. But no. You've now decided to claim that there was some attempt on /cwc/ to "dox" you. That thread mentioned you about 2 times. Calling you a self-righteous tool hardly equals trying to post your dox/raid you. NOT ONLY THAT, though. Oh no, you decided to make your own userbox were claiming that you pissed off /cwc/ and saying everyone there is an amateur troll and comparing them to Chris. Yeah, that's a good way to avoid drama. I'm sorry, but you're clearly butthurt. Even the person who got banned because of you has moved on and realized that retaliating against cwcki is a retarded idea. Stop raging at /cwc/ unless you want this drama to start again. You're just going to start more drama. Is that what you really want? And trust me, if you try to start shit between cwcki/legi0n again, I won't hesitate to let slip the dogs of war. I'm just saying: THINK before you post. You're looking just as bad as the "HURR DURR RAID TIEM GAIZ" people on /cwc/.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC) 18:29, 4 June 2010 (UTC)

*Fuck that, you're just an elitist. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 02:30, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
***MY TACTIC OF DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING DEFINITELY DID NOT WORK WELL. not like it works [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:03, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
**LOL. You've changed your response to me like at least 2 times according to the revision history. And really? I'm the elitist? Am I the one flipping out over getting called a faggot on a small-time imageboard? You're also acting like cwcki = srs bsns. There is a misconception on /cwc/, that the sysops here are elitist. I see little evidence of that. I do however, see certain users thinking they're hot shit for doing unimpressive things. You need to deflate your ego a little bit, buddy.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC) 18:16, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
::*I've never posted on your god damn image board. Also, you act like an elitist because of the sole fact that you are a moderator on /cwc/. Does that give you any power elsewhere? No.

The shit I did was utterly unimpressive. Also, I wasn't called a faggot, I was called an "obsessive-compulsive CWCki contributor."
:::*No one ever said you did. Now you're saying that I'm an elitist solely because I use one website? That's giving credit to all the people who say that everyone on cwcki/pvcc is elitist, you know. Also, I'm not saying I have power over cwcki. I'm just saying that I'm not going to let people post retarded, inaccurate bullshit and not say something.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
Also you'll just ignore this and tl;dr it to win a shit argument. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 19:45, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:::*Also, I see you have a God Complex. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 19:46, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
::::*You're damn right, but not because I edit the cwcki or mod on a medium sized imageboard.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::*god damn I am not gathering a personal army now just shut up [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:56, 9 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::*Your message on Beat's talkpage (before he deleted the entire section lol) told a different story. Also, you appear to be getting mad. Maybe you should think before posting shit that serves no purpose other than inciting drama next time, eh?--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 02:12, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

== Julie chat ==

Awesome, find man. But, how is the converting to .oggs done?-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:13, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

== That fucker ==

I suppose you have been noticing that guy IBAgeneva vandalizing your page over and over who also apparently is niggastolemyfammicom. [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:05, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
::yes I have noticed. "don't feed the trolls," which I have done already. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:23, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
:Oh herro :3 --[[User:IBAgeneva|IBAgeneva]] 05:36, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
Heh, 99 years. I thought Champthom would block him indefinitely. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:55, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

== Sup, dramawhore? ==

Alright, lets settle this shit outside of cwcki. Get skype (if you don't have it already), message me your skype name in irc, and we'll work things out from there. DO IT FAGGOT --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 19:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
:No. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
::Why not? You are just a pussy if you don't wanna settle this, brah. Now get Skype so we can settle this. Otherwise you're really just dragging the CWCki into this and hoping they'll be your personal army. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 20:39, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Why is it that Krapplefags like you accuse people of playing "personal army?" It's retarded, and the CWCki was never involved in this in the first place. Also, I'm still not going into Skype, seeing how you're just pulling me in only because of your deep-rooted hatred of furries. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:46, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
::::Bro, bro, it goes beyond furfag shit, bro. It's also your drama shit that you're causing. I mean you even pissed off fucking cogsdev. I see no reason why we can't all just settle this on skype so we don't have to keep using the cwcki discussion pages. On a side note, we've begun writing up an ED page about you and your cwcki loldrama. Just thought you'd like to know. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 20:55, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::Actually, from what I've been seeing, Pfargtl's been pretty justified in as far as you go. You've been vandalizing, ban-evading, and harassing. Pfargtl did start overreacting a bit, but honestly, I don't think I can recall a situation where Cogs didn't get more pissed off than she really needed to. See the sonichu twitter incident for evidence of that one, especially since it was Champ that took the high-ground and removed a pretty damn embarrassing template from two people who just goofed off for a few minutes a day, and had promised to stop as soon as they were told it was a bad idea. But I'm getting off topic. While Pfargtl did cause a bit of drama in his responses to you, the faggotry was yours, the original problem was yours, and you're blatantly being a faggot right now, by repeatedly evading your ban. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 23:19, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Coffee Place

2010-07-06T13:15:04Z

NoVu: /* Do Not Delete; Pursue for the Drama. */

== Do Not Delete; Pursue for the Drama. ==

My family and I were there one morning a couple of weeks ago; my camera was screwing up with me, so I ended up with the photo of the front counter. I haven't been back for a while (Damn parents won't drive me back there), and I'm only 14.

Robert was shouting at Amanda, and eventually Chrissy joined in with an uproar so loud, it would have awaken the dead. It was in response to Amanda harassing them that day. I asked around after Robert and Chris left, without my family taking notice of me.

I can get away with anything within my reach; I'm the middle child of a set of three in my family. Sadly, we were only passing through that week on our way back from a visit with my Grandma and Grandpa in South VA; we live up in Boston.

Being bullied as a Freshman last year in my High School was no fucking picnic either. And I really loath ANYONE who is even considered "Special". I'm Special enough on my own for being invisible yet able to attract attention remotely with a mere thought or do-nothing and having to put up with the aggresiveness in my fucking family; I am very much the Master Mind in the family. My father is damned retarded.

But enough about me, I hate Chris as much as the rest of you. Stopping the presses on his books and giving up his website; it still pisses me off. If I recall correctly, it was about 10:30 when the Father and Son Duo left, so best bet is about 10:00 AM to try and intercept. I want to see Chris, if not both of them, squirm in torture from our Trolling of him. I really want to see him blow his top off again. LULZ.

Oh, and the Windows at that place were Tinted, so the photography would be best from inside the place.

For the LULZ!!!!

--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 22:16, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

*personally, i'd reward you shittons of stuff if you got a video of chris/bob arguing. i don't care who wins, amanda or chris, because again it's all for the LULZ. if amanda loses, i'll send in my troops. because amanda has potential...yes...indeed. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 11:09, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

*Yes, my boy, you have done a great service for the CWCki. I salute you, good sir. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 13:15, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

== This is a confirmed CWCSighting ==
The first one. Now stop harassing this user Christ almighty. god damn you people overanalyzing shit. now if anyone touches this user I will BAN them. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:15, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
*Thanks Clyde. I'm not the most active member on here, but goddamn some people get way too SERIOUS BUSINESS over some shit. This, even if it does have some non-CWC info in it, and even if it was a small sighting, is still useful, and furthermore interesting. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 05:58, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
*I think some people are just jumpy since Chris found another way to lock himself out of the internet. We must also accept and protect the brave volunteers who brought us sightings of the manchild. I think a banner confirming this sighting as valid might do good into dampening some "enthusiastic" reactions. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:10, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

== This Amanda person seems interesting enough. ==
Chris should probably do something against her. Perhaps the LULZ that come out of both. Chris has nothing to lose because he has no job because he's a lazy piece of shit, but Amanda has her job. I wonder if Chris could get her fired lololol. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 03:43, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:*Haha yeah, that would be lulzworthy. I hope he does. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 05:54, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
::Wait wouldn't there be implications if it this site was linked to influencing Chris to get Amanda fired? This site may get shut down if Chris goes and does something like this. I'd say lets just hope Chris leaves this Amanda be.([[User:Drlugae|Drlugae]] 13:18, 4 July 2010 (UTC))
:::Good point. I guess we don't want Chris doing it. Thank god he doesn't read these because something like that would be the death of this website. -- [[User:Mexican|Mexican]] 16:43, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
::::That could be a total disaster for us and the CWCiki itself. Though we probably don't need to worry about that too much: Chris is way too much of a coward to ever try messing with her Amanda, so we should be safe-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 17:01, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::It would be even worse if he recorded it so he had evidence that he was there.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:41, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:I am worried that Chris will go back to this place and yell at that Amanda and tell her that she's a Pickle Agent. It could be a total disaster for all the trolls out there just like Kei said. If Chris tells her she's a Pickle Agent and causes a ruckus, then the government will have another piece of evidence to shut down all of the trolls. But I wonder if Chris will have the balls and manliness to go confront her and get her fired, hahahahahahahahaha. [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 03:50, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
::Honestly, I don't think he has the guts to go through with his little plan. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:01, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Yeah, Chris is all hot air. He's too weak and cowardly to put up any sort of fight, be it mental or physical. I bet his parents must be so ashamed of him for not fighting his own battles and hiding behind them all the time.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:33, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
::::It's kinda ironic, isn't it? Chris always bags trolls for not having the guts to meet him face to face, and then he goes and shows how gutless he is by not facing this obviously evil bitch. He's no better than us. [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 10:36, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
As ballsalicious it would be for Chris to confront her, the CWCki is at stake. I'd rather just have nothing happen. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 11:05, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:I think we're safe though Mr.Cash, we all know what type of character Chris has: he's too much of a coward to ever do anything, the naive retard runs away from anyone or anything that makes him uncomfortable, that's why he always looses. I wouldn't be surprised if that balding fuck is hiding from Amanda as we speak; as a customer he could start a screaming match with her and get her fired, and possibly start an investigation that could get us shut down, he's too much a coward to ever reach out and take any opportunity he has though! -[[User:Kei|Kei]] 16:37, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
::If Chris confronts her, it'll all end: us, the ED page, hell, even the Greene County Conspiracy might go down. We can't let this happen, guys.[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 17:02, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:::If it does, start backing up the site. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 17:04, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:Chris is so naive, though - he's always talking about how much he wants to lose his virginity, but he doesn't even realise that girls will only fuck guys who stand up for themselves and are assertive. If he did stand up to manajerks like Amanda, he might even have a chance at some china. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 20:58, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

==Do not edit==

Hey guys, we want to give this information time to get digested by the head trolls so don't edit it at all unless you're an admin please. If you're an admin you can do what you want. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:48, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:I've already added the significant information to [[List of places that have banned Chris]].--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:21, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:I don't think anything is going to happen with this Ron. Look at the Fridays After Five article; spotted once and then nothing. This is probably just a random CWCsighting, like someone seeing Bigfoot while on a hike. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:31, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Coffee Place

2010-07-04T05:58:00Z

NoVu: /* This is a confirmed CWCSighting */

Help:So, you've been banned...

2010-07-02T23:53:40Z

NoVu: fixing minor error in a link, resulting in a link to "sonichu (comics)" rather than "(comic)". This resulted in a red link.

Sucks to be you! Seriously, here's a list of common reasons you've been banned:

*'''Vandalism''' - So, you come in, sign up and the first thing you do? Is blank a page. Or toss up pictures of goatse or MAH BOI. Or vandalize a user page of someone you hate. Seriously, stop it. It's not cool and it's only counter-productive.

This also goes for the faggots who think that adding in "House of Pickles" into the [[CWCville Shopping Center]] page is funny. It's not. Cut it out.

*'''Name-faggotry''' - This is a wiki devoted to [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and the people and things in his life, good and bad. Not to you. If you've done something to Chris and he acknowledges you somehow, be it through [[YouTube]] or his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]] or even [[Flipnote Hatena]], then you're good to go. Beyond that, STFU.

*'''Drama Whoring''' - No one cares about your pitiful life or that you can't get into the [[PVCC]] or what not. Do it too much and you're

*'''General Faggotry''' - This is pretty much a catch-all for everything else we have no room to cover or understand. Really, there's no need to do anything stupid here.

But, ''wait!'' What if you have a change of heart? What if you realize that you've been a total idiot and you wish to have a second chance at things, to be a contributing member of the CWCki society? All you have to do is just contact one of the admins, usually through [[IRC]] and ask for an appeal. If they feel that it is worth their time, they'll let you back in. If you don't, you're screwed.
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[[Category:CWCki policy]]

User:NoVu

2010-06-30T17:52:22Z

NoVu:

Insert witty anecdote here. Also, Pickles. That is all.

{{Atheist}}{{Troper}}{{Weeaboo}}{{Bisexual}}{{JERK}}{{PS3}}{{HellAndBack}}{{Krapplefag}}

Talk:Niggos

2010-06-30T17:50:02Z

NoVu: /* Is it Just Me */

Added to "CWC-ism" Since it is yet another replacement for a word that chris feels uneasy with. [[User:IJustDontCareAnymore|IJustDontCareAnymore]] 08:44, 20 April 2009 (CEST)

Wait, since when did he start using this? Proof? --[[User:Lime|Lime]] ([[User_talk:Lime|Scold?]] | [[Special:Contributions/Lime|Undo?]]) 18:00, 29 April 2009 (CEST)

In one of the Bluespike videos he was told to say the word Niggers but instead he said 'Niggos'
*[[User:Magichan|Magichan]] 18:23, 29 April 2009 (CEST)
** Oooooh. Now I remember that. --[[User:Lime|Lime]] ([[User_talk:Lime|Scold?]] | [[Special:Contributions/Lime|Undo?]]) 18:40, 29 April 2009 (CEST)

==Mimms / Lucas Sources==

Where are they from? The sources don't link anywhere. --[[User:Tumbleweed|Tumbleweed]] 11:30, 19 May 2009 (CEST)

: Linked. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 05:11, 5 June 2009 (CEST)

I think he is actually saying 'niggows'.--[[User:Jessdesu|Jessdesu]] 20:21, 12 August 2009 (CEST)

==Is it Just Me==
Or does the term "Niggos" sound like a Cereal. Try new ''Nigg Os'' from General Mills, with Marshmallow Watermelons, 40s, and buckets of KFC! But seriously, Chris-Chan's racist attitudes are born from his Southern heritage.
*New "Frosted Niggos" combine the deliciousness of watermelon with the refreshment of grape soda. From the maker of "Fucky Charms" and "Homo Nut Cheerios"! Buy now! But seriously, Chris's racist attitudes aren't completely rooted in his heritage. His precious Charlottesville is actually pretty liberal, by Virginia standards, though Bob-the-reprehensible-republican-cur (goddamn that's fun to say) probably put something of a damper on that effect. As mentioned in the article, he's Xenophobic, not white supremacist. Also, he's an autistic manchild who takes stereotypes seriously. Bob quite definitely had a hand in it, but not everything can be chalked up to that. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 17:50, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

== Suggestion: Change to "Chris and racism" ==
I'm sorry if it's considered inappropriate, but hear me out.

First of all. From what I know (I've lurked on here for quite some time) "niggos" can't be actually considered a CWC-ism. Sorry. I mean, he said the word only one time, and that was because he was forced to say "niggers" and mispronounced it. He then proceeded to say "niggers" the right way several times. It was not a strange retarded euphemism he created himself (as is the case with all other CWC-isms). He never called black people "niggos" by himself and, I guess, doesn't even remember he said that.

However, don't get me wrong, I think the event when Chris was forced to say "niggos"/"niggers" is hilarious, and definitely deserves a mention here.

What I suggest is: rename this article to "Chris and racism".
It should include all races: Black people, Asians, Native Americans, etc. (as diff. sections).
In the "Black people" section, there should be subsections for "Darkies" (I know Chris himself never actually used the word, but he publicly opposed it, and it's often used in trolling, fanart and such), "Niggos", "Niggers" (he actually said this word three times in the same chat; the third time he did it on his own will, citing the song "Don't trust them niggers"), "No blacks", "Half-and-half", and just miscellaneous topics like Obama, jerkops, Blachu etc.

Like I said, there should be also sections on other races; actually I've arrived here having clicked on the word "azn" (it was a caption, describing how a "jerk" drawn by Chris looks Asian).
So, I think, these sections on other races are kinda needed, too.

So, what do you say, guys?
If you think it's worth a shot, and if a mod renames the article, I'm volunteering to edit the article and compile the new sections myself.
Again, sorry if inappropriate [[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 17:26, 18 November 2009 (CET)
*The thing is, "niggos" has become quite iconic and out of all the things Chris could have done (refused to say the n-word, said "n-word" instead of "nigger", bleep himself out, or just not be a retard and end the conversation), he chose "niggos." That seems like a rather deliberate choice of words, not a mispronunciation. If you look back, the page was originally called "Darkies" or maybe it was something like "African Americans" but "Niggos" seems to really capture the essence of it.
:I think that why there's this article and not a general article on Chris's racism is because the early Chris use to explicitly say "NO BLACKS" on his [[Attraction Sign]] and his [[Love Quest]] materials. He wrote a blog entry on [[MySpace]] saying something like "I Respect the African Americans as an Equal" or something like that when trolls started to get on his case about him, the fact he apparently got very nervous around black children while at [[The GAMe PLACe]], and it goes on. He's not really overtly racist towards other races - the runner up would be Chris relating to Hispanics but that can really be mentioned in the [[Ricardo Weston Chandler]] article. Other than that, you'd just have a few one sentence things which can pretty much summed up by "Chris's worldview on race comes entirely from stereotypes depicted by popular culture."
:Obama already has his own article, as do the Jerkops, Blake, etc. and they have some references here.
:Also, on a note, not everything has to be "Chris and x." I think it's fine that the Niggos article primarily addresses Chris's relationship with black people, just as the Ricardo article is mostly about Chris's ventures into the Spanish language.
:So yeah, leave this page alone, niggo. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:40, 20 November 2009 (CET)
**He once said something along the lines of "I hate the Chinese." It's in one of the Mumble chats with Julie. Maybe #3? It will get transcribed eventually. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 10:20, 20 November 2009 (CET)
**Okay, niggo, understood.
::Elaborating on what Anaconda said, how about an "Asians" page then? It could also mention Punchy Sonichu and his story, Prower, how Chris thought Emily was from a Japanese show because she looked Asian, how Chris parodied Japanese accent in of his chats, how Chris thinks Japan is famous for kung fu, etc. etc. Sorry, I'm still trying to figure out what's considered an acceptable addition here [[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:27, 20 November 2009 (CET)
* Maybe we can leave this page as it is, and instead make a new one for Chris's general racism? --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 19:26, 20 November 2009 (CET)
** After thinking a few secs – yes, I support this suggestion. I even volunteer to create the page, if no one else already wants to do it [[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 20:08, 20 November 2009 (CET)
*** I'll do it. [[User:Tyranogre|Tyranogre]] 07:54, 31 December 2009 (CET)
**** [[Chris and racism|There.]] It's not perfect, but it'll get the job done for now. [[User:Tyranogre|Tyranogre]] 08:29, 31 December 2009 (CET)

== [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] and [[CADD Chef]] shoul be added to the article ==
--[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 21:11, 20 November 2009 (CET)
*Aren't they already? Or do you mean separate sections, with text etc? [[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 21:55, 20 November 2009 (CET)

Just a mention of Chris' troubles with them (and his reaction). --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 00:13, 21 November 2009 (CET)
** But... afaik, those troubles had nothing to do with them being [[niggos]], and everything to do with them being a [[troll]] and a strict teacher. The only thing that needs mentioning here, imo, is that Chris associated Kene Meniru with the Chef from South Park based only on their race. If it isn't there, I'll add it to the article. --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 08:51, 31 December 2009 (CET) P.S.: The Man in the Pickle Suit (well, one of several trolls going by that name) is black? I thought that was just an artists depiction

==This page should be shrunk to his proper size==

Since we got [[Chris and racism]] now, this article should be shrunk to his basic size; the CWC-ism "Niggo". Any good writer out there? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:37, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

User:NoVu

2010-06-30T09:57:50Z

NoVu:

Insert witty anecdote here. Also, Pickles. That is all.

{{Atheist}}{{Troper}}{{Weeaboo}}{{Bisexual}}{{JERK}}{{PS3}}{{HellAndBack}}

Talk:Pocket knife

2010-06-29T03:46:39Z

NoVu: /* Okay, so who owns the Katana */

Is it possible he got the knife for his birthday, since it's only appeared just recently? --[[User:Iroquois|Iroquois]] 21:38, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

* He may have ordered it off of [[ebay]] for a birthday gift to himself, and so that he can attack any trolls he meets in real life wth it. --[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 21:40, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
** Of course, considering how improperly he uses it, anyone could kick his ass before he even had the chance to pull it out. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 21:55, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
** Yeah it's obvious that he thinks he can dominate people with it, and also I believe the first appearence of the nife wasn't even in a video but in Sonichu Special 4 in which Liquid uses a knife, so maybe he's had it for a while, and just started using it now? --[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 6:24, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*Lucky there are no gun control laws over there reallly-[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 19:50, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

== Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! ==

Look carefully, he doesn't end up using the blade, he's using one of the smaller functions (that have their turning point in the middle of the knife, not at the end). It's either the hole-drill, or the cork-screw (and probably the latter, as that's the easiest to pull out). [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 18:53, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
*Does this mean it's a swiss army knife? If so then this should be put in the article. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 19:04, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
*Yep, you're right. Good looking out there. (You can see just as he puts the knife away, he's holding it with whichever blade/tool that is sticking out between his fingers.) [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 19:09, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
*It's not as if the knife blade on those things is difficult to pull out. Maybe a page on "Chris and Motor Skills" might be warranted?--[[User:Draygoon|Draygoon]] 05:15, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

== Okay, so who owns the Katana ==

Somebody on the CWCki's got mad samurai skills and desperately wants us all to know about it.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:28, 11 April 2010 (UTC)
*I attack random people with spoons ninja style if that counts. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:39, 11 April 2010 (UTC)
*I wasn't the one that was referring to, but I do have a katana and I practice iaijutsu. Also fencing (using a Spanish sabre), but that's not as cool. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 03:46, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== He's dumber than I could ever imagine. ==

He's in VIRGINIA. Why the hell does he have a Swiss army knife, he could go to Walmart and get a real weapon. Ignoring the fact that they sell guns, he could buy anything from a hunting knife to a fucking machete, even more if it's a Supercenter. A pocket knife isn't even good for digging out splinters, it can't even cut PAPER. Sorry about that, /kniferant --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 01:59, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
* I know this is diving into forum territory, but I wanna point this out: remember his [[tugboat]]? Yeah, he has better things to buy with his tugboat than a better knife. Oh, I'm sure he can, but he'd rather buy God of War 3, ModNation Racers and the like than buy something he really could threaten someone with.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 02:15, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
** Ugh, forgot about that, that brings a different kind of rage to the table. Well, it's not like he could actually threaten anyone with it, it's very unlikely that he would leave his house to attack a troll. Even he understands the kind of trouble that could cause. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 02:18, 1 June 2010 (UTC)

Peanuts

2010-06-28T13:43:33Z

NoVu: fixed "unfortunately". Was spelled "unfortunetly". Made Grammar Nazi mad. NoVu smash!

[[Image:119-PeanutsCWC.jpg|thumb|left|Need we say more?]]

''Peanuts'' is a comic strip created by Charles M. Shultz that ran from October 2, 1950 until February 13th, 2000. Although new strips ended due to the forced retirement of Shultz in 2000, the comics continued to be published. Unfortunately, [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] decided to bastardize the legacy of the strip by ripping it off.

On June 25, 2010, Chris uploaded [[RandomHumor1]] to his [[Flipnote Hatena]] account. Complete with horrendous drawings and obnoxious high-pitched voices, the animation plagiarizes the Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show episode [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHDnc19mHv0/ "Sally at School"] word for word.

With the fat manchild mercilessly stealing from his creations, Shultz is most likely rolling in his grave right about now.

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[[Category: Things Chris has ripped off]]

Talk:Doctor Robotnik

2010-06-24T23:41:29Z

NoVu: /* Ugh... */

==To do==
*add Chris's art for Robotnik
*compare real art with Chris's art
*appearances in comic

==Ugh...==

Will he stop fucking up MY childhood? [[User:MightyJoeStalin|MightyJoeStalin]] 03:47, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
* No. No he will not. He will take your fondest childhood memories, rape them, and turn them into pointless wish-fulfillment for himself. Like Cthulu (except slightly fatter and much less awesome), everything he touches descends into a vile madness. Watch the alignments of the stars; the time is nigh. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 23:41, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)

2010-06-24T22:03:52Z

NoVu: /* Registration approval? */

== To Do ==
*Notable Posts
*History of site

==Typical threads==
I'd do a "typical threads" here like we do for [[Krapple]] and [[EDF]] but since PVCCers tend to be overwhelmingly not retarded, they're not really as funny as the other two sites' typical threads. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:57, 30 November 2009 (CET)
* No seriously, we have General Discussion. I'll dig up some Georgeson-shit and put it in a list. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 20:16, 16 December 2009 (CET)

==Registration approval?==
I've registered at the PVCC several days ago. No confirmation mail whatsoever. I entered the correct mail address, and I checked my spam mailbox as well. Nothing. I tried to contact the board administrator. No response.
Could anyone lend me a hand here, please? -Doctor Nuriel

*Yeah, me too. Meh, CWCki's fun to hang at anyway. [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 07:45, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

*I tried registering twice to no avail. I thought it was my computer. - Soviet Waffles

*Read the top part of the page. Not everyone gets in. I'm sure that 99% of whatever is posted on PVCC winds up here anyway. --[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 17:20, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

*If it pertains to Chris, it ends up here. Most PVCC members are also active on CWCki anyway. Also, the account needs to be approved before you get anything back. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 19:39, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

* On cogs's user page, she says that account activation has been disabled. No one gets in. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 17:44, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

* Wish I knew that before I tried registering. I've mostly been an observer, but I'm planning on getting into the trolling scene when my life isn't quite so hectic. Oh well. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 22:03, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

==Mecha==

You all know what I mean. If we're profiling PVCC, does he get a mention? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:32, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

* Looking through the page's history, I saw a section on a Mecha Soni-Chu appear, get renamed to Mr. Sonic, and then disappear for "not [being] notable enough". Not being one of the few and proud members of the PVCC, I have no clue what you're talking about, though. Being new to the world of Chris sucks. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 01:15, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Chris and religion

2010-05-25T00:05:43Z

NoVu: /* Possession? */

==To do==
*Chris's warped version of Christianity (homosexuality = bad, lesbianism = good, sex before marriage = okay).
*his twisted double standard of morality (anyone else lies = "vicious lies and slander", Chris outright lies = "half-truths"; also how Adam Stackhouse cheating = bad, Chris cheating = okay).
*God's influence on his dreams
*how Chris is guilty of all seven deadly sins

==God is a Troll==

If we assume God exists and it was God who talked to Chris could it be argued that God is trolling chris as well?

==Split==
I'll entertain the motion of splitting off GodJesus into its own page, since Chris has invoked God specifically in much of his work, which can be considered a separate thing to how Chris views religion, in addition to GodJesus being in the comic and a popular meme amongst trolls. We can document all the times Chris has invoked GodJesus in various media.

Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:07, 2 September 2009 (CEST)

I guess go on. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 11:11, 3 September 2009 (CEST)

That could actually be really funny, thinking about it. Go for it! --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 18:36, 30 October 2009 (CET)

Sounds like a good plan. --[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 23:55, 3 December 2009 (CET)

==The Seven Deadly Sins==
The seven deadly sins aren't really 7 specific sins so much as seven categories that cover all sins. In other words, every wrongdoing is motivated, in one way or another By Greed, Sloth, Lust, Pride, Wrath, Gluttony, or Envy. So whether it's lying to save face (pride) raging against guys with girlfriends (Wrath, Lust, Envy) or basically anything else Chris does at all, it all goes back to one of the deadly sins.

That said, I doubt there's any need to actually include that in the article. Making this whole paragraph moot, I guess. whatever.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:38, 15 October 2009 (CEST)

:Apparently someone doesn't like the Seven Deadly sins portion of this page much at all. Does the article really need it? I mean, all it does it repeat the point that Chris wallows in wrongdoing. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:20, 19 November 2009 (CET)

::Eh, I vote we leave it in. They're a fundamental part of certain sects of Christianity, and it's an interesting analysis. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 00:01, 25 May 2010 (UTC)

===10 Commandments===
Now that's better. I'm half-tempted to delete the 7 deadly sins part completely now that we have this. To whoever wrote it, you're awesome. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:28, 11 December 2009 (CET)

Thanks. :^D [[User:Tyranogre|Tyranogre]] 06:04, 11 December 2009 (CET)

In the "Honor thy father and thy mother": part of the 10 Commandments it says that Chris called his father a bastard once and links to "Bob Walks In Aftermath". Having read it though it sounds to me like he could have been calling the troll a bastard and not his father. Any thoughts? [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 19:32, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

==Possession?==

christfag here i believe chris might be possessed or demonically oppressed having cast demons out of people before he acts very similar to them [[User:Ultrajinx|ultrajinx]] 17:31, 20 November 2009 (CET)

of course if this is true and if some one at his church has half a brain and recognizes this expect the saga to be over very quickly
(this is just a theory after all) [[User:Ultrajinx|ultrajinx]] 17:36, 20 November 2009 (CET)

:I'm also a Christian, but I really don't think there's much evidence here for demonic possession. Chris strikes me as just a terrible person on the whole, not a terrible person the devil is controlling.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:56, 20 November 2009 (CET)

::The devil is wasting his time if he's controlling Chris. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 18:54, 20 November 2009 (CET)

but if he is truly born again then he can't be possessed only oppressed [[User:Ultrajinx|ultrajinx]] 15:32, 21 November 2009 (CET)

the only reason i started thinking about this was when in one of the many chats he mentions how he hears things like "chris is gay" [[User:Ultrajinx|ultrajinx]] 04:16, 22 November 2009 (CET)

:I think that's more a case of self-denial or possible schizophrenia. No need to insert something silly like "demonic possession". Of course, maybe I'm a little biased against the idea, being atheist, but the symptoms are also right in line with the possibilities I mentioned, and my suggestions are things we actually know to exist, rather than a (fairly archaic) religious mere. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 00:05, 25 May 2010 (UTC)

==Other Religions?==

Should we document Chris's opinions on religions other than his own? Unfortunately, there's not much to go by, save a few Mumble chats and recent mailbag responses, but he seems tolerant of other people's beliefs (although this could be attributed to his willing ignorance of everything outside Virginia). --[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 00:00, 4 December 2009 (CET)

Thanks, Dkaien. --[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 21:35, 4 December 2009 (CET)
:*That's definitely going to be hard since Chris is unfamiliar with any non-Christian religion. Hell, he doesn't really know the difference between Catholics and Protestants. {{unsigned|AntonImausMk2}}

Chris said in [[Mailbag 21#In which Chris receives a letter from the son of God|the mailbag]] that he agrees with all of Fred Nile's views, and Fred Nile is apparently quite anti-Muslim. Make of that what you will. --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 07:51, 21 December 2009 (CET)

== Source? ==

Has Chris ever actually been asked why he believes that there is pain and suffering if there is a loving God? The page suggests he has, but I can't find any source for it. --[[User:Mekka|Mekka]] 03:22, 15 December 2009 (CET)

== Reincarnation ==

[[Mailbag 21#Chris gets a call from the doctor|Right here]].

Chris's religion is now basically just a mishmash of every faith he's ever heard of, with a good helping of shit he just plain made up.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:20, 21 December 2009 (CET)

== Afterlife ==

So I wrote a little bit about Chris's stance on the hereafter, and how it really doesn't have anything in common with Christianity. I just kinda tacked it onto the end of GodJesus, because I couldn't really think of anywhere else it would fit properly.

Pretty much the entire idea of Christianity is that Jesus saves, and that it's impossible to save ourselves no matter how many good deeds we do. It's weird, considering he bases so much of his identity on it, but Chris really isn't a Christian at all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 08:26, 3 January 2010 (CET)

I think it's possible that he actually doesn't give a damn about Christianity; and that he follows it for his own personal gain. If he ignores most of what Christians believe, and how he's selfish as fuck when it comes to referencing GODJEBUS (Like that time he mentioned how God would send the trolls to hell if they didn't listen to him, for example) then I would assume that Chris really doesn't care much

== Issue 10 page 48 ==

So, we have a hedgehog kneeling in prayer before some sort of altar, a stone rolling away from a tomb by itself, and hyper Sonichu, in a church window, assuming the pose Christ had when he died on the cross. Chris just made Jesus Christ an orange Homophobic hedgehog. I'll try and add this to the main article when I'm done raging, because honestly, this is blasphemy on levels I didn't think Chris was capable of.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:53, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
*I just saw this and... like they say: you think you've seen Chris hit the lowest, then he ends up outdoing himself.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:11, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
** The worst part is that that page is stained with something-or-other. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:08, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
** I added a bit about Sonichu's apparent new Messianic role, feel free to add/edit/delete if you think it sucks, as up to this point my edits have been mostly minor typo corrections [[User:Magic8Ball|Magic8Ball]] 12:02, 19 January 2010 (UTC)
***You done good Magic8Ball. You done good.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:08, 23 January 2010 (UTC)

== Satanism Comparison? ==

Or would Chris the Shaman cover most of the satanic-like things he's done, especially that fucked up attempt to brainwash us into hating Asperchu instead of Sonichu? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 00:51, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Please remember that we are talking about Chris here. He's pulling tons of stuff out without a hint of afterthought. At worst, he will ask pardon to GosJesus and everything will be well since he's forgiven. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 01:19, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
:::I think Chris the shaman covers it well enough. Also, the whole Backmasking thing was really more of a failed attempt at a subliminal message than a cry to Satan.
:::Of course, we should still call it a satanic message because that's funnier.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:15, 23 January 2010 (UTC)

==Works or Faith==

To be accurate, the Bible is pretty contradictory on faith saving you alone or the works saving you, and many Christians believe the concept of faith alone to be Satanic. So maybe the Christians Chris is around believe that. [[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 22:35, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

==The phrase "GodJesus"==

Is [[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions|this]] the only time Chris has used it? Was it a one-off like [[niggo]] or [[pedofork]]?{{unsigned|Liquid!}}
*1) please sign your comments (it's four ~ in a row), 2) lots of things Chris says are one off, but they stick to trolls because they find them amusing. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:32, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

== [[The Simpsons]] ==
An odd little coincidence here; I was watching a Simpsons haloween special recently. They're called Treehouse of Horror episodes. They do these non canonical horror stories. Theres one in particular that sees homer killing celebrities for money from advertisement firms. It makes more sense in context. Well it ends with the celebrities coming down from heaven and trying to kill Homer, and before they kill himm he asks what the one true faith is, to which Krusty the Klown replies 'Its a combination of [[Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha|Voodoo]] and Methodist.' Worth mentioning or not? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:45, 9 March 2010 (UTC)
:* I think it's pure coincidence. I have yet heard Chris call himself a Methodism or any relation with Voodoo. If he mention it in the future, the comment would be added. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 18:19, 9 March 2010 (UTC)
::*His current church is Methodist. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 19:44, 9 March 2010 (UTC)
:::* Good, we are half-way there. At the second he mention Voodoo, the info will fit in the article. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:50, 9 March 2010 (UTC)
::::*[[Chris_and_religion#Chris_the_Shaman|"Despite his professed Christianity, Chris's beliefs and behaviors almost tend towards a sort of shamanistic mindset, where God is a force to be controlled; and the universe can be influenced by various mystic rituals."]] --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 20:06, 9 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::* Nice link but as long as Chris don't use the term "VooDoo" or make a direct allusion to the said scene, there's no ground to add it on the article. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 20:12, 9 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Chris and religion

2010-05-25T00:01:01Z

NoVu: /* The Seven Deadly Sins */

==To do==
*Chris's warped version of Christianity (homosexuality = bad, lesbianism = good, sex before marriage = okay).
*his twisted double standard of morality (anyone else lies = "vicious lies and slander", Chris outright lies = "half-truths"; also how Adam Stackhouse cheating = bad, Chris cheating = okay).
*God's influence on his dreams
*how Chris is guilty of all seven deadly sins

==God is a Troll==

If we assume God exists and it was God who talked to Chris could it be argued that God is trolling chris as well?

==Split==
I'll entertain the motion of splitting off GodJesus into its own page, since Chris has invoked God specifically in much of his work, which can be considered a separate thing to how Chris views religion, in addition to GodJesus being in the comic and a popular meme amongst trolls. We can document all the times Chris has invoked GodJesus in various media.

Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:07, 2 September 2009 (CEST)

I guess go on. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 11:11, 3 September 2009 (CEST)

That could actually be really funny, thinking about it. Go for it! --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 18:36, 30 October 2009 (CET)

Sounds like a good plan. --[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 23:55, 3 December 2009 (CET)

==The Seven Deadly Sins==
The seven deadly sins aren't really 7 specific sins so much as seven categories that cover all sins. In other words, every wrongdoing is motivated, in one way or another By Greed, Sloth, Lust, Pride, Wrath, Gluttony, or Envy. So whether it's lying to save face (pride) raging against guys with girlfriends (Wrath, Lust, Envy) or basically anything else Chris does at all, it all goes back to one of the deadly sins.

That said, I doubt there's any need to actually include that in the article. Making this whole paragraph moot, I guess. whatever.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:38, 15 October 2009 (CEST)

:Apparently someone doesn't like the Seven Deadly sins portion of this page much at all. Does the article really need it? I mean, all it does it repeat the point that Chris wallows in wrongdoing. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:20, 19 November 2009 (CET)

::Eh, I vote we leave it in. They're a fundamental part of certain sects of Christianity, and it's an interesting analysis. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 00:01, 25 May 2010 (UTC)

===10 Commandments===
Now that's better. I'm half-tempted to delete the 7 deadly sins part completely now that we have this. To whoever wrote it, you're awesome. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:28, 11 December 2009 (CET)

Thanks. :^D [[User:Tyranogre|Tyranogre]] 06:04, 11 December 2009 (CET)

In the "Honor thy father and thy mother": part of the 10 Commandments it says that Chris called his father a bastard once and links to "Bob Walks In Aftermath". Having read it though it sounds to me like he could have been calling the troll a bastard and not his father. Any thoughts? [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 19:32, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

==Possession?==

christfag here i believe chris might be possessed or demonically oppressed having cast demons out of people before he acts very similar to them [[User:Ultrajinx|ultrajinx]] 17:31, 20 November 2009 (CET)

of course if this is true and if some one at his church has half a brain and recognizes this expect the saga to be over very quickly
(this is just a theory after all) [[User:Ultrajinx|ultrajinx]] 17:36, 20 November 2009 (CET)

:I'm also a Christian, but I really don't think there's much evidence here for demonic possession. Chris strikes me as just a terrible person on the whole, not a terrible person the devil is controlling.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:56, 20 November 2009 (CET)

::The devil is wasting his time if he's controlling Chris. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 18:54, 20 November 2009 (CET)

but if he is truly born again then he can't be possessed only oppressed [[User:Ultrajinx|ultrajinx]] 15:32, 21 November 2009 (CET)

the only reason i started thinking about this was when in one of the many chats he mentions how he hears things like "chris is gay" [[User:Ultrajinx|ultrajinx]] 04:16, 22 November 2009 (CET)

==Other Religions?==

Should we document Chris's opinions on religions other than his own? Unfortunately, there's not much to go by, save a few Mumble chats and recent mailbag responses, but he seems tolerant of other people's beliefs (although this could be attributed to his willing ignorance of everything outside Virginia). --[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 00:00, 4 December 2009 (CET)

Thanks, Dkaien. --[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 21:35, 4 December 2009 (CET)
:*That's definitely going to be hard since Chris is unfamiliar with any non-Christian religion. Hell, he doesn't really know the difference between Catholics and Protestants. {{unsigned|AntonImausMk2}}

Chris said in [[Mailbag 21#In which Chris receives a letter from the son of God|the mailbag]] that he agrees with all of Fred Nile's views, and Fred Nile is apparently quite anti-Muslim. Make of that what you will. --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 07:51, 21 December 2009 (CET)

== Source? ==

Has Chris ever actually been asked why he believes that there is pain and suffering if there is a loving God? The page suggests he has, but I can't find any source for it. --[[User:Mekka|Mekka]] 03:22, 15 December 2009 (CET)

== Reincarnation ==

[[Mailbag 21#Chris gets a call from the doctor|Right here]].

Chris's religion is now basically just a mishmash of every faith he's ever heard of, with a good helping of shit he just plain made up.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:20, 21 December 2009 (CET)

== Afterlife ==

So I wrote a little bit about Chris's stance on the hereafter, and how it really doesn't have anything in common with Christianity. I just kinda tacked it onto the end of GodJesus, because I couldn't really think of anywhere else it would fit properly.

Pretty much the entire idea of Christianity is that Jesus saves, and that it's impossible to save ourselves no matter how many good deeds we do. It's weird, considering he bases so much of his identity on it, but Chris really isn't a Christian at all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 08:26, 3 January 2010 (CET)

I think it's possible that he actually doesn't give a damn about Christianity; and that he follows it for his own personal gain. If he ignores most of what Christians believe, and how he's selfish as fuck when it comes to referencing GODJEBUS (Like that time he mentioned how God would send the trolls to hell if they didn't listen to him, for example) then I would assume that Chris really doesn't care much

== Issue 10 page 48 ==

So, we have a hedgehog kneeling in prayer before some sort of altar, a stone rolling away from a tomb by itself, and hyper Sonichu, in a church window, assuming the pose Christ had when he died on the cross. Chris just made Jesus Christ an orange Homophobic hedgehog. I'll try and add this to the main article when I'm done raging, because honestly, this is blasphemy on levels I didn't think Chris was capable of.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:53, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
*I just saw this and... like they say: you think you've seen Chris hit the lowest, then he ends up outdoing himself.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:11, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
** The worst part is that that page is stained with something-or-other. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:08, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
** I added a bit about Sonichu's apparent new Messianic role, feel free to add/edit/delete if you think it sucks, as up to this point my edits have been mostly minor typo corrections [[User:Magic8Ball|Magic8Ball]] 12:02, 19 January 2010 (UTC)
***You done good Magic8Ball. You done good.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:08, 23 January 2010 (UTC)

== Satanism Comparison? ==

Or would Chris the Shaman cover most of the satanic-like things he's done, especially that fucked up attempt to brainwash us into hating Asperchu instead of Sonichu? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 00:51, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Please remember that we are talking about Chris here. He's pulling tons of stuff out without a hint of afterthought. At worst, he will ask pardon to GosJesus and everything will be well since he's forgiven. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 01:19, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
:::I think Chris the shaman covers it well enough. Also, the whole Backmasking thing was really more of a failed attempt at a subliminal message than a cry to Satan.
:::Of course, we should still call it a satanic message because that's funnier.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:15, 23 January 2010 (UTC)

==Works or Faith==

To be accurate, the Bible is pretty contradictory on faith saving you alone or the works saving you, and many Christians believe the concept of faith alone to be Satanic. So maybe the Christians Chris is around believe that. [[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 22:35, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

==The phrase "GodJesus"==

Is [[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions|this]] the only time Chris has used it? Was it a one-off like [[niggo]] or [[pedofork]]?{{unsigned|Liquid!}}
*1) please sign your comments (it's four ~ in a row), 2) lots of things Chris says are one off, but they stick to trolls because they find them amusing. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:32, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

== [[The Simpsons]] ==
An odd little coincidence here; I was watching a Simpsons haloween special recently. They're called Treehouse of Horror episodes. They do these non canonical horror stories. Theres one in particular that sees homer killing celebrities for money from advertisement firms. It makes more sense in context. Well it ends with the celebrities coming down from heaven and trying to kill Homer, and before they kill himm he asks what the one true faith is, to which Krusty the Klown replies 'Its a combination of [[Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha|Voodoo]] and Methodist.' Worth mentioning or not? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:45, 9 March 2010 (UTC)
:* I think it's pure coincidence. I have yet heard Chris call himself a Methodism or any relation with Voodoo. If he mention it in the future, the comment would be added. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 18:19, 9 March 2010 (UTC)
::*His current church is Methodist. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 19:44, 9 March 2010 (UTC)
:::* Good, we are half-way there. At the second he mention Voodoo, the info will fit in the article. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:50, 9 March 2010 (UTC)
::::*[[Chris_and_religion#Chris_the_Shaman|"Despite his professed Christianity, Chris's beliefs and behaviors almost tend towards a sort of shamanistic mindset, where God is a force to be controlled; and the universe can be influenced by various mystic rituals."]] --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 20:06, 9 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::* Nice link but as long as Chris don't use the term "VooDoo" or make a direct allusion to the said scene, there's no ground to add it on the article. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 20:12, 9 March 2010 (UTC)

User:NoVu

2010-05-21T21:35:56Z

NoVu:

Insert witty anecdote here. Also, Pickles. That is all.

{{Atheist}}{{Troper}}{{Weeaboo}}{{Bisexual}}{{JERK}}

User:NoVu

2010-05-17T22:45:01Z

NoVu:

Insert witty anecdote here. Also, Pickles. That is all.

{{Atheist}}{{Troper}}{{Weeaboo}}

File talk:ChrisSportsBra.jpg

2010-04-22T16:00:05Z

NoVu:

So far, this is the only picture that has brought me very close to vomiting. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:46, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

If I had to summarize my initial reaction to seeing this picture in one word... FFFFUUUUUUUUU!!! [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 16:00, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Sylvana

2010-04-16T10:05:39Z

NoVu: /* Silvana has the most personality out of all of the Rosechus */

Wait, someone fill me in on her motivation. I mean, she doesn't have a vendetta or any real reason to fuck with them mutants in CWCville. She doesn't need the Sonichu Balls, right? Why rape Blake?

-[[User:Jump|Jump]] 17:34, 3 July 2009 (CEST)

* This is Chris-chan we're talking about. He'll use any excuse to vilify anyone who wrongs him, really. As the page states, though, she probably represents the trolls who pretend they're girls. And I'm guessing he chose Blake because, well, he was the first evil Sonichu-thing and, well... he needs to be punished.

Or I could be thinking things over too much.

-[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 12:50 July 3 2009 (EDT)

So, essentially, we have a canonical villain who just does things for the lulz? I cant decide whether to laugh or cry. [[User:Jump|Jump]] 00:42, 7 July 2009 (CEST)

"communicating with her through telekinesis"
Chris, that's telepathy. Tele-empathy. Empathy at range. Telekinesis, energy-at-range, is manipulation of objects or forces without physical contact, e.g. traditional move-object telekinesis. Unless he meant communing with her by, say, arranging rocks into Morse code or using a burnt-down redwood as a gigantic charcoal stick to write messages legible from the moon. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 18:46, 10 October 2009 (CEST)

*Clearly she is a disciple of Lord Volfemort. She probably has the real Magi-chan bondage somewhere.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:14, 15 April 2010 (UTC)

== A thought... ==

Does anyone else wonder if Chris might have based Silvana on the concept of the Pokemon, Mawile? After all, it is the Deciever Pokemon that supposedly uses its docile appearance to fuck around with people. He could've simply combined this with the fact that several trolls throughout the years have been pretending to be women in order to screw arround with the ignorant fuck. What do you think? -[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 17:56, 25 October 2009 (CEST)
*This [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Mawile_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29 thing]? I suppose it isn't out of the realm of possibility... Though everything just seems to be a Rosechu or Sonichu with some extra tidbit... like being a dickgirl or raised by plants. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:57, 25 October 2009 (CET)
*Wasn't the whole point to base her on the trolls who pretended to be women? That was the whole thing behind the sex scene where Silviana pretended to be Bubbles and had sex with Black Sonichu. I don't really think it's much broader than that. But, then, it's not beyond Chris to have to rip a couple of things off to make a flat character. --[[User:LizardPie|LizardPie]] 00:32, 26 October 2009 (CET)
**I suppose. But then again, we'll never know what little thought goes on in his mind... -[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]]
*** Chris isn't that witty. She'd have a huge fake mouth if she were based on it. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 01:34, 26 October 2009 (CET)
****Good point. But then again, it was only an idea. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]]

== Silvana has the most personality out of all of the Rosechus ==

Think about it, she runs around being evil while the others shop and make their forced boyfriends look STRAIGHT. Also, she gets more characterization on magi-chan's cwckipedia page. --[[User:Exemplary|Exemplary]] 01:07, 15 April 2010 (UTC)
*I know....It's a shame Chris is going to transform her into yet another labotomized Rosechu by pairing her up with Magi-Chan...Silvana's really the only one of Chandler's misserable creations that I actually like :( --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 21:28, 14 April 2010 (EST)
**Damn. I thought I was weird for actually liking one of Chrissy's characters, glad to see that I'm not the only one who thinks that way. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 10:05, 16 April 2010 (UTC)

Even worse news, he's probably destroyed her shape shifting power too--that was a gift from Graduon and is therefore gone. Way to demote a female character, that was her only power.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:14, 15 April 2010 (UTC)

Oh yeah. He's already paired them up. Next time you see them in Sonichu 11 she'll be with Magi-Chan. Chris announced on CWCipedia that after Sonichu 10, Magi-Chan teleported to her and they made up and all that shit. So yeah, that story arc is now resolved. Offscreen. Again. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:21, 15 April 2010 (UTC)
*Yes, but he still needs to draw it into the comic for it to be canon. I say we spam his mailbag protesting Silvana's character demotion and some shit while we still have a chance to save what's left of her... --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]]8:53, 15 April 2010 (EST)
** Solution: The current Asperchu ad must be joined by the page where she kills Magi-chan. Shortly after that, she can show up in CB.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 14:13, 15 April 2010 (UTC)
***Sounds like a plan. Somebody tell Mao. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]]11:56, 15 April 2010 (EST)
There is a small chance that she will be portrayed as a black woman stereotype, considering his demanding "fans" want more diversity in his comics, but if that were the case, she would still have more personality than the average rosechu.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 02:58, 15 April 2010 (UTC)
* Yeah--she'll have a black chick personality just like how Lolisa has a "radio host type personality" or how Bubbles is supposed to be, what was it, "energetic but serious also SMART AND NOT A LOVEABLE RETARD"? Would still be funny to watch Chris try.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 14:13, 15 April 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Sylvana

2010-04-16T10:05:05Z

NoVu: /* Silvana has the most personality out of all of the Rosechus */

Wait, someone fill me in on her motivation. I mean, she doesn't have a vendetta or any real reason to fuck with them mutants in CWCville. She doesn't need the Sonichu Balls, right? Why rape Blake?

-[[User:Jump|Jump]] 17:34, 3 July 2009 (CEST)

* This is Chris-chan we're talking about. He'll use any excuse to vilify anyone who wrongs him, really. As the page states, though, she probably represents the trolls who pretend they're girls. And I'm guessing he chose Blake because, well, he was the first evil Sonichu-thing and, well... he needs to be punished.

Or I could be thinking things over too much.

-[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 12:50 July 3 2009 (EDT)

So, essentially, we have a canonical villain who just does things for the lulz? I cant decide whether to laugh or cry. [[User:Jump|Jump]] 00:42, 7 July 2009 (CEST)

"communicating with her through telekinesis"
Chris, that's telepathy. Tele-empathy. Empathy at range. Telekinesis, energy-at-range, is manipulation of objects or forces without physical contact, e.g. traditional move-object telekinesis. Unless he meant communing with her by, say, arranging rocks into Morse code or using a burnt-down redwood as a gigantic charcoal stick to write messages legible from the moon. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 18:46, 10 October 2009 (CEST)

*Clearly she is a disciple of Lord Volfemort. She probably has the real Magi-chan bondage somewhere.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:14, 15 April 2010 (UTC)

== A thought... ==

Does anyone else wonder if Chris might have based Silvana on the concept of the Pokemon, Mawile? After all, it is the Deciever Pokemon that supposedly uses its docile appearance to fuck around with people. He could've simply combined this with the fact that several trolls throughout the years have been pretending to be women in order to screw arround with the ignorant fuck. What do you think? -[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 17:56, 25 October 2009 (CEST)
*This [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Mawile_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29 thing]? I suppose it isn't out of the realm of possibility... Though everything just seems to be a Rosechu or Sonichu with some extra tidbit... like being a dickgirl or raised by plants. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:57, 25 October 2009 (CET)
*Wasn't the whole point to base her on the trolls who pretended to be women? That was the whole thing behind the sex scene where Silviana pretended to be Bubbles and had sex with Black Sonichu. I don't really think it's much broader than that. But, then, it's not beyond Chris to have to rip a couple of things off to make a flat character. --[[User:LizardPie|LizardPie]] 00:32, 26 October 2009 (CET)
**I suppose. But then again, we'll never know what little thought goes on in his mind... -[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]]
*** Chris isn't that witty. She'd have a huge fake mouth if she were based on it. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 01:34, 26 October 2009 (CET)
****Good point. But then again, it was only an idea. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]]

== Silvana has the most personality out of all of the Rosechus ==

Think about it, she runs around being evil while the others shop and make their forced boyfriends look STRAIGHT. Also, she gets more characterization on magi-chan's cwckipedia page. --[[User:Exemplary|Exemplary]] 01:07, 15 April 2010 (UTC)
*I know....It's a shame Chris is going to transform her into yet another labotomized Rosechu by pairing her up with Magi-Chan...Silvana's really the only one of Chandler's misserable creations that I actually like :( --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 21:28, 14 April 2010 (EST)
*Damn. I thought I was weird for actually liking one of Chrissy's characters, glad to see that I'm not the only one who thinks that way. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 10:05, 16 April 2010 (UTC)

Even worse news, he's probably destroyed her shape shifting power too--that was a gift from Graduon and is therefore gone. Way to demote a female character, that was her only power.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:14, 15 April 2010 (UTC)

Oh yeah. He's already paired them up. Next time you see them in Sonichu 11 she'll be with Magi-Chan. Chris announced on CWCipedia that after Sonichu 10, Magi-Chan teleported to her and they made up and all that shit. So yeah, that story arc is now resolved. Offscreen. Again. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:21, 15 April 2010 (UTC)
*Yes, but he still needs to draw it into the comic for it to be canon. I say we spam his mailbag protesting Silvana's character demotion and some shit while we still have a chance to save what's left of her... --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]]8:53, 15 April 2010 (EST)
** Solution: The current Asperchu ad must be joined by the page where she kills Magi-chan. Shortly after that, she can show up in CB.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 14:13, 15 April 2010 (UTC)
***Sounds like a plan. Somebody tell Mao. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]]11:56, 15 April 2010 (EST)
There is a small chance that she will be portrayed as a black woman stereotype, considering his demanding "fans" want more diversity in his comics, but if that were the case, she would still have more personality than the average rosechu.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 02:58, 15 April 2010 (UTC)
* Yeah--she'll have a black chick personality just like how Lolisa has a "radio host type personality" or how Bubbles is supposed to be, what was it, "energetic but serious also SMART AND NOT A LOVEABLE RETARD"? Would still be funny to watch Chris try.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 14:13, 15 April 2010 (UTC)

Boyfriend-free girl

2010-04-08T07:46:57Z

NoVu: /* Etymology */ fixing a grammar error I missed

[[Image:Boyfriend-free girls.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Boyfriend-free girls surrounding Chris. (Note: this never happened.)]]

'''Boyfriend-free girl''' is a [[CWC-isms|peculiar turn of phrase]] that [[Chris]] uses. Obviously, it refers to a girl who is single.

==Etymology==
This is what Chris calls single white women. He wants one to make into a "[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]."

Chris emphasizes the "boyfriend-free" part as nearly every girl he asks out has a boyfriend for some bizarre reason. One possible explanation is that a [[gal pal]], hoping to kindly but firmly deter Chris from hitting on her, would claim she had a boyfriend, even if she doesn't. It seems that the very presence of Chris can cause a woman to spontaneously grow a boyfriend, or [[JERKS|jerk]]. Also, the fact that "boy" is the first part of what he seeks may be perpetually thwarting his attempts to [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|stay straight.]]

Chris also fears "gals" that have boyfriends, a condition he calls [[noviophobia]]. Whether he excludes "boyfriend-free girls" who are boyfriend-free for a [[homos|reason]] from the usage is up to debate, however, it is likely that he either forgets that not all women are straight, or he believes that his [[obesity|manly]] [[women's rights|charm]] can instantly turn women straight.

In late October 2009, Chris's standards took a step down yet again. Chris became [[Rape|infatuated]] with [[Liquid Chris]]'s girlfriend [[Kacey]], going so far as to say he [[I Love You Kacey|loved her]] in a grainy YouTube video, where he did not sound the least bit desperate at all. Days later, Chris [[For Kacey II|asked her out]] via YouTube, which is a totally mature and appropriate way for a 27-year-old man to ask a woman out on a date.

Although Chris has done [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|disturbing things]] in the name of [[Megan Schroeder|unrequited love]] before, and has previously been infatuated with a [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|woman]] in a committed relationship, this was his first serious attempt to break up a couple for his own personal gain. To this end, he also [[For Chris|created yet another video]] where he described himself as a popular, attractive, even-tempered individual who makes good choices and has a strong moral compass.

tl;dr: Chris now believes he can steal people's girlfriends by making crappy YouTube videos full of lies and sexual innuendo.

==This Chris sounds like a stud. Where do I sign up?==

[[sweetheart|Click here]] if you wish to pursue becoming a girlfriend of Christian.

==I'm a fat, lazy, narcissist with no money. Suggestions?==
[[Image:1800RITENOW.jpg|thumb|right|200px|CALL NOW]]

Unfortunately, the ads you may have seen for 1-800-RITE-NOW are stupidly false.

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]

Boyfriend-free girl

2010-04-08T07:44:25Z

NoVu: /* Etymology */

[[Image:Boyfriend-free girls.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Boyfriend-free girls surrounding Chris. (Note: this never happened.)]]

'''Boyfriend-free girl''' is a [[CWC-isms|peculiar turn of phrase]] that [[Chris]] uses. Obviously, it refers to a girl who is single.

==Etymology==
This is what Chris calls single white women. He wants one to make into a "[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]."

Chris emphasizes the "boyfriend-free" part as nearly every girl he asks out has a boyfriend for some bizarre reason. One possible explanation is that a [[gal pal]], hoping to kindly but firmly deter Chris from hitting on her, would claim she had a boyfriend, even if she doesn't. It seems that the very presence of Chris can cause a woman to spontaneously grow a boyfriend, or [[JERKS|jerk]]. Also, the fact that "boy" is the first part of what he seeks may be perpetually thwarting his attempts to [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|stay straight.]]

Chris also fears "gals" that have boyfriends, a condition he calls [[noviophobia]]. Whether he excludes "boyfriend-free girls" who are boyfriend-free for a [[homos|reason]] from the usage is, however up to debate, it is likely that he either forgets that not all women are straight, or he believes that his [[obesity|manly]] [[women's rights|charm]] can instantly turn women straight.

In late October 2009, Chris's standards took a step down yet again. Chris became [[Rape|infatuated]] with [[Liquid Chris]]'s girlfriend [[Kacey]], going so far as to say he [[I Love You Kacey|loved her]] in a grainy YouTube video, where he did not sound the least bit desperate at all. Days later, Chris [[For Kacey II|asked her out]] via YouTube, which is a totally mature and appropriate way for a 27-year-old man to ask a woman out on a date.

Although Chris has done [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|disturbing things]] in the name of [[Megan Schroeder|unrequited love]] before, and has previously been infatuated with a [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|woman]] in a committed relationship, this was his first serious attempt to break up a couple for his own personal gain. To this end, he also [[For Chris|created yet another video]] where he described himself as a popular, attractive, even-tempered individual who makes good choices and has a strong moral compass.

tl;dr: Chris now believes he can steal people's girlfriends by making crappy YouTube videos full of lies and sexual innuendo.

==This Chris sounds like a stud. Where do I sign up?==

[[sweetheart|Click here]] if you wish to pursue becoming a girlfriend of Christian.

==I'm a fat, lazy, narcissist with no money. Suggestions?==
[[Image:1800RITENOW.jpg|thumb|right|200px|CALL NOW]]

Unfortunately, the ads you may have seen for 1-800-RITE-NOW are stupidly false.

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]

Talk:Obesity

2010-04-06T12:33:37Z

NoVu: /* Merge */

==To do==
Add Chris's comments about weight ("about 200 pounds"), his exercise (Guitar Hero, standing up), Chris being defensive about his weight (in IRC, he got really defense and in an e-mail with Evan [I think] he's like "I AM NOT FAT!!!!!!!!!!!") and so forth. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:20, 31 May 2009 (CEST)
*I added a lot of stuff, but I suck with editing wiki format so a lot of things don't have links. I fsomeone wants to help out, go for it.--[[User:Howsyourham|Howsyourham]] 17:01, 19 July 2009 (CEST)
*Now that the Chris and Health article is up, I propose that we merge this and that article together, seing as this falls under health.
:*I'm tempted to do that, though I'm leaning towards calling this "Chris and his weight" since that's a pretty indepth topic himself that comes up a lot (that is, "Chris is fat lol"). Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:35, 3 September 2009 (CEST)
::*It's definitely an important topic, seeing as how it has not only been brought up so many times, but how adamantly Chris has reacted to it. It's beyond just not bathing regularly, this is a real part of his mindset and I think it warrants it's own page. Why don't we just move the two sections from [[Chris and Health|Health]] and add them to this page, then include a link? We already are talking about exercise, I don't think nutrition would be that much of a leap. --[[User:LizardPie|LizardPie]] 16:48, 3 September 2009 (CEST)
:::*When I made this article I made it because there seems to be a lot of fat people in Chris' life, including himself. But then again this is quite common in the US. So I support it being moved to "Chris and Obesity" or "Chris and His Weight", but not merged with the Health article.--[[User:Goatselover|Goatselover]] 23:20, 23 September 2009 (CEST)

==Rename==
I'm thinking about renaming this "Chris's weight." Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:17, 28 October 2009 (CET)
*If we're going for a more objective title, that would be better. Obesity should still re-direct to it, though; if for no other reason than that this particular page is linked to extensively and trying to find them all would be a bitch. --[[User:LizardPie|LizardPie]] 01:24, 28 October 2009 (CET)
**How about renaming it "Buddha Belly" considering that's his CWC-ism for his obesity. --[[User:Goatselover|Goatselover]] 00:36, 15 November 2009 (CET)
***Honestly, I think pretty much all of this could be added to [[Chris and Health]]. Maybe we could label that section Buddha belly, or at least mention that on the page or something?--[[User:That Man|That Man]] 19:37, 1 December 2009 (CET)

== Merge ==

There's a lot of good stuff here, but it overlaps with [[Chris and Health]]. Could it be condensed into a subsection of his weight and diet?--[[User:Megaman|''Megaman!'' ]] [[Image:MegaManXRunning.gif]] 08:19, 5 December 2009 (CET)
*I agree with this. The "Chris and..." series is a much better place for this and some other overlapping articles. I vote we merge.--[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 23:47, 7 December 2009 (CET)
*I also agree with the merge. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:03, 13 December 2009 (CET)
*Same. [[User:Shiny Marshtomp|Shiny]] 20:04, 13 December 2009 (CET)
*I agree! It'd make a lot more sense IMHO. --[[User:Morganna|Morganna]] 17:24, 3 January 2010 (CET)
*Yeah I agree, but we have to becareful not to Fuck up the Health article. But there IS a large ammount of good info on here.--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 18:14, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
*I don't know. His obesity has been playing a lot into his life lately, from Kacey's father calling him fat to which he's embarrassed to admit it and uses a euphemism to try and not outright refer to himself as fat, to denying it and claiming he used to be fat (i.e. Sammy and addressing Asperchu).--[[User:Goatselover|Goatselover]] 23:54, 29 January 2010 (UTC)
*To me it seems that a lot of the actual health related aspects could be added to Chris and Health in a merge, but I also agree with the above comment in the rename section regarding the CWCism 'Buddha belly' I say we do a bit of both of those. We'll have a section for his obesity in Chris and Health and another seperate page for the CWCism Buddha belly. Kind of like how there are articles for 'Chris and Race' alongside the page for the CWCism 'Niggos' --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:01, 30 January 2010 (UTC)
*I say let this stand, but maybe trim some of the fat (heh heh) from Chris and health — anything on that page should just be a summary of the concepts that are covered in more detail here. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 23:21, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
* I say we merge this bitch--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 07:42, 17 March 2010 (UTC)
* I vote for placing an overview of his obesity, particularly the health ramifications, on the Health page, with a link to Obesity. So I second (or rather third) Apostrophe and Edward--[[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 12:33, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

==Way to determine his weight==

Why not ask him his waist size? I mean he's probably too stupid to realize that its meant to get his actual weight. [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
*Because he might not know, or might measure inaccurately? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 16:57, 28 February 2010 (UTC)
** He'll most likely lie and say that he's a size 4 or something. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 16:58, 28 February 2010 (UTC)
*** You really think we can't lead him on?[[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
***We could tell him that a number in a certain range (one likely to be close to his size) is the sign of a strong, healthy man. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 11:16, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
**** Brilliant. We could tell him that the sign of a healthy man is a waistline between 40 and 50. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:21, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

User:NoVu

2010-03-08T12:18:13Z

NoVu: Created page with 'Insert witty anecdote here. Also, Pickles. That is all.'

Insert witty anecdote here. Also, Pickles. That is all.

Tobacky

2010-02-18T23:16:36Z

NoVu: /* Chris on tobacky */

[[Image:Tobacco.jpg|thumb|right|A [[niggo]] harvests some tobacky.]]

[[Tobacky]], also known as '''tobacco''', is an agricultural product that contains a powerful stimulant and is commonly smoked to deliver a smooth, easy taste, which people like Chris complain about, but a little-known fact is that it can also be snuffed (snorted like cocaine), or chewed and comically spat in nostalgic '70s/'80s baseball movies. [[Christian Weston Chandler]] hates tobacky almost as much as he hates [[homos]]. If he could, he would send every last ounce of tobacky on a rocket to the [[The Moon|''goddamn moon'']].

One of the prerequisites for a [[sweetheart]] that Chris has never veered from is that his TRUE sweetheart be "smoke-free", or rather a non-smoker like himself. Strangely, despite being a ''[[Family Guy]]'' fan, he fails to understand Lois Griffin's sage wisdom: "If she smokes she [[hanky panky|pokes]]."

==Chris on tobacky==

In an [[ED]] edit from 10 November [[2007]], Chris said:
{{quote|He [Chris] also talks about how he wants to take every ounce of "tobacky"(said that way, because he felt uncomfortable saying the actual fucking word) and shoot it to the moon.}}

In his [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008|Q&A video]], Chris stated that tobacco and alcohol importation is the most severe crime in [[CWCville]] and warrants "ten years or fifteen hundred dollar fine." In short, importing cigarettes is apparently worse than rape, theft, murder, or even being a homo in CWCville.

In an [[IRC (02 January 2009)|IRC chat]] from 02 [[January 2009]], Chris explains why the moon and not the sun:
{{quote|I have given thought of sending the tobacco to the Sun, but then the smell from all that would likely emit from the giant star and stink up our Galaxy, possibly shortening the lifespan not only around our world, but the other 8 planets as well.|Chris, IRC, 02 Jan 2009, 12:17}}

For someone who claimed to have an IQ of "over 300" later in the aforementioned chat, it is odd that he has not put very much thought to this matter, as even people with rudimentary knowledge of astronomy and space travel will no doubt see several immediate problems with this scenario. The Sun has a very large mass compared to rockets that can be plausibly (and safely) constructed and launched from Earth. Any objects hitting the Sun would need corresponding escape velocity to escape the Sun's gravitational well. Chris's plan hinges on the fact that the tobacky has been sent to the Sun for the purpose of destruction, so we can safely assume the rocket itself is not meant to survive the collision with the star and is not meant to make a return trip (highly unfeasible given the state of technology). The masses of tobacky, which obviously lack any form of propulsion themselves, would be safely incinerated in the Sun's surface. A simple illustration: on Earth, average cigarette burns at temperatures between 400 °C to 700 °C and the surface of the Sun is at 5,510 °C. As for the Sun's capability to burn the Earth's tobacky reserves, even a layman can easily grasp the concept of why the answer is a resounding ''yes'': The Sun's mass is about 332,900 times that of Earth's; Earth is just a tiny ball of rock, the Sun is a giant inferno of flaming hydrogen and helium. You can drop all of Earth's pesky tobacky reserves ''and the entire Earth along with it'' in the Sun ''very'' comfortably and no one will notice a thing. (Well, apart of the folks on Earth.) We can thus conclude that not only is the Sun effective at burning up tobacky, it is also good at containing the smoke within its enormous gravitational field. Chris may have been thinking of the solar wind phenomenon, but solar wind does ''not'' carry full-blown molecules (on which the stink and harmful health effects of tobacco are based); solar wind is a stream of plasma - electrons and protons. Even solar wind would have little effect on "our Galaxy", because there are not even ''other stars'' within the Sun's heliopause. Also, sadly, there are currently only eight planets in the solar system following the 2008 IAU resolution on definition of a planet, never mind the fact that there is no evidence of anything currently living on them that could have its lifespan shortened.

Which is a very long way of saying that Chris is so ridiculously stupid that he doesn't realize that smell is not a pseudo-physical phenomenon and is simply a trait of molecules, and is therefore affected by gravity. That, and that he doesn't realize the galaxy is, y'know, big.

And we haven't even mentioned anything about the sheer hilarity of the scenario of trying to send all tobacco supplies into space in the first place!

tl;dr: Chris fails at [[honor roll|(highly basic)]] astrophysics forever.

==See also==
*[[Alcohol]]

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]

Charlottesville, VA

2010-02-18T23:08:19Z

NoVu: /* C-ville */ added the little fun fact that Chris stole the term "C-ville" from teenagers who try their best to be cooler than everyone else.

'''Charlottesville, VA''' is, for most Americans, the home of Thomas Jefferson's home Monticello and the [[University of Virginia]]. For [[Christian Weston Chandler]], '''C-ville''' (as he calls it) is home to [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]], [[The GAMe PLACe]], and various other stores he is banned from.

The town is so quaint that they drew a [http://www.discoverymap.com/Virginia/Charlottesville-Virginia-Interactive-Map.html?urlid=6906&urlloc=1 interactive map] of the place so that it looks like a low budget 80's theme park. According to the map the entrance of the town is guarded by the world's biggest [[white knight|knight]].

''Ride the racist roller-coaster Y'all!''
{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" align="right" border="1"
! CWC ON LOCATION
|-
| Photo:
| [[Image:CharlottesvilleMap.jpg|thumb]]
|-
| Location:
| Charlottesville, VA
|-
| Coordinates:
| 38°1′48″N 78°28′44″W
|-
| Classification:
| Independent city
|-
| Date established:
| 1762
|-
| Population:
| 45,049
|-
| Zip/post code:
| 22901-22908
|-
| Area code:
| 434
|-
| Website:
| [http://www.charlottesville.org/ http://www.charlottesville.org/]
|-
| Also known as:
| C-ville
|-
| Produces:
| Political discord, indie music and somewhere for people in [[Ruckersville]] to go
|-
| Current relevance:
| Chris stalks people at various retail locations.
|}

==Map==

<center>[[Image:CharlottesvilleMap.jpg]]</center>

==Charlottesville and the outside world==
Look up Charlottesville on a map of Virginia or the eastern seaboard at large and its isolation becomes clear. The next largest city nearby is Richmond, 75 miles to the southeast. The Washington, DC area is more than 100 miles to the northeast. To the north, south, and west lie wide expanses of not very much at all, unless you count the strip of small towns along the I-81 corridor that runs up Virginia's western border.

Chris's accounts of his life to date show no evidence that he's ever seen much of the world outside the Charlottesville area. When he was a teenager, his family temporarily relocated to Chesterfield county, a semi-rural region south of Richmond, but that hardly counts as a change of scenery compared to his home suburb of Ruckersville, as the two areas are practically indistinguishable. His trip to Ohio in search of [[Julie]], and a brief visit with his brother [[Cole Smithey]] in California, are the longest journeys he's ever taken away from his birthplace.

==C-ville==
{{quote|And when you diss CWCville you disf—you diss every "C-ville" within these United States.|Chris|[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]}}
'''C-ville''' is a [[CWC-ism]] referring to every town in the United States that begins with a 'C' but more specifically [[Charlottesville, VA]] as well as his fictional town [[CWCville]]. From how he <s>originally</s> (surprise, surprise! [[Fail|He picked up on the term when teenage hipsters decided that saying "C-ville" instead of Charlottesville sounded "cool")]] uses C-ville it is clear that he wished to use the term to link him defending his fictional town to his supposed patriotism. Essentially insulting [[Sonichu]] means you are insulting [[CWCville]] which means you are insulting C-ville which means [[Twin Falling Towers|you hate America]].

People from Seville, Spain are rumored to be currently wondering what to do with [[Ricardo Weston Chandler|Ricardo]]'s dastardly comparison.

==See also==
*[[14 Branchland Court]]
*[[Chris's Room]]
*[[Ruckersville, VA]]
*[[McIntire Park]]
*[[Rollin' and Trollin']]

{{Places}}
[[Category:Places]]

Talk:Charlottesville Fashion Square

2010-02-18T22:49:07Z

NoVu: /* Could people possibly stop the "Chris calls the mall the wrong name" edits? */ new section

==To do==
*Add pictures
*Add references from comic
*Add Chris's accounts of his exploits

Added a partial list of references from his comic --[[User:AwesomeTrex]]

== Could people possibly stop the "Chris calls the mall the wrong name" edits? ==

Really, after about two decades living in the Charlottesville area, I've heard the mall called by it's real name few enough times to count on one hand. Many, many people call it the Fashion Square Mall (more people use this name than do the official name), so it's not something that really needs to be on the page. I edited that part out a while ago, but I noticed it was back. It's gone again, but someone else is probably going to add it back in eventually. It's quite unnecesary. Just putting this out for posterity. --[[User:NoVu]]

Charlottesville Fashion Square

2010-02-18T22:39:00Z

NoVu: Once again, the Fashion Square Mall not being the real name of the mall is innappropriate, as it isn't simply chris, but most of the locals who refer to it as such

[[Image:FashionSquareMallExternal.jpg|thumb|right|200px|External view of Charlottesville Fashion Square. ]]
[[Image:Fashionsquareretail399 thumb.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Image from inside the mall. OMG!!! A [[Hex Bawx]] Store!!!]]

'''Charlottesville Fashion Square''' is the home of [[Chris]]'s [[love quest]] (and now [[fuck quest]]) exploits. He was banned for loitering, but the year long ban has since expired. However, Chris's track record suggests a second ban is imminent. He is fixated with it, encouraging all fans or interested people to meet him there.

Fun Fact: The mall was also used in the Tom Clancy book ''The Teeth of the Tiger'' as the scene of an Islamic terrorist act. The only relevance this has with Chris is that he also caused terror there himself to many a [[gal pal|YOUNG LADY]] and [[jerkop|security guard]].

It was in this mall where Chris met [[Anna McLerran|Anna]] and the [[Tale of the Crazy Pacer]] got its start. It was here that he had his heart smashed down to 15% by [[Hanna]], and presumably where he (accompanied by [[Bob|his father]]) went on his "date" with Emily, who was later rescued by [[The Man in the Pickle Suit]]. It's safe to say that, at one point, a large portion of Chris's time spent outside the house was at this mall. Of course, he only rarely ventures outside these days to [[Father Call|shovel snow]] and do an occasional "[[Sonichu's Edge|parkay]]", so he may not have graced the halls of the Fashion Square with his presence in a while. Regardless, due to the misadventures Chris had here, this place holds a significant role in Christory.

==Comic references==
===[[Sub-Episode 1]]: "Jerkop-tastropie"===
Dramatization of Chris getting busted by mall security for loitering.

===[[Sub-Episode 2]]: "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"===
Dramatization of a [[Hanna|girl who works at a Starbucks]] trolling Chris by taking him out on a date.

==See also==
*[[CWCville Shopping Center]]

==External links==
*[http://www.simon.com/mall/default.aspx?ID=117 Official website]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlottesville_Fashion_Square Wikipedia article]
{{Stub}}
{{Places}}
{{CWCverse}}
[[Category:Attraction Locations]]

CWC Address to Unilever About AXE

2010-02-13T00:11:43Z

NoVu: /* See also */ "|" in Volcano hyperlink was causing a youtube error, claiming a "malformed ID". removed the "|" to fix the link.

'''CWC Address to Unilever About AXE''' is a video made when [[Chris]] learned that [[Axe | AXE]], the line of men's hygiene products (also known as LYNX by Eurofags and Britfags alike), is popular among [[homos|gay men]]. This threatened to shatter his entire worldview, since the marketing campaign for AXE revolves around a crude promise that hot women will be all over anyone slathered in the stuff, and he takes this completely at face value. Apparently, he didn't even realize how sexist AXE's ads were until Wikipedia told him.

Outraged, Chris posted no less than two videos reasserting that he is completely straight and that AXE says right on the label that it is chemically formulated to attract women and only women, although he himself gets confused on this point several times. Chris by now seems to actually realize that it is wrong to simply demand that AXE's parent company, Unilever, ban sale of their products to homosexuals, but he has no problem angrily telling all gay people everywhere "Stay Off Our AXE, you Homos!"

In Part II of the video, Chris reads a letter he had hand-written to Unilever demanding a clearer instructions on the label about the intended medical use of AXE products. The second half was originally removed by YouTube (when it was a separate video) due to a violation, probably because someone complained about its encouragement of homophobic action.

==Video==

{{Tardrage}}

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Address to Unilever About AXE
| image = {{#ev:youtube|uKQctHJ71hA}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 2 May 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Homosn.png]] [[Homos]]
| previous = [[For My Sweetest Ivy]]
| next = [[MEOW]]
}}</center>

===Transcript of Part 1===

Good day, I wish to, uh, make an announcement, uh, upon the side note, uh, aside from my usual work blagh would like to, uh, blagh make a claim, uh, make it obvious of to the creators of, uh, my favorite br- one of my favorite brand of, uh, body spray: AXE. [Presents AXE spray] Apparently it ha- it has come to my attention that, uh, bunch of, uh, people of the, uh, wrong orientation are, uh, using the, uh, AXE brand, ah, by which I mean particularly the, uh, homosexuals.

Eh eweh thusly a stereotype has been, uh, m- has been made if you, uh, if, has been made apparently, uh, has been made apparently '''‘you be gay if you wore AXE.’''' That’s so stupid it’s not I mean it’s not true I mean I’m straight and I have been using AXE for years. [Presents AXE again] I’m a proud sub- I’m a proud user of AXE ‘cos originally as it was originally intended for and I quote: [Reading label] “Effective deodorant protection designed to seduce the ladies” and then later, uh, when they expanded to, uh, the, uh, shower gel they continued with that in saying, uh, “ah kee—dr—kee—nahh let’s see. Hydrates your skin leavin’ it so pure that she’ll th—that ''she-ll'' think ''she’s'' the first one to touch it,” and then later again in, uh, shampoo it says here [Reading label] “Get girl approved hair. Wash, attract, repeat.”

Even though, uh, the comments, the, uh, comments, uh, sound, uh, sexist, uh, as I have learned, uh, on, uh, on their page on Wikipedia [gasp] I still feel that, uh, I have been at, uh, I still feel that, uh, is, uh, a big, uh, a big misuse and complete immoral act that the homosexuals take use of our of the AXE brand which is prefer- which is dimensionally and originally oriented towards the straight people. I mean men attract ladies. It means they’re straight. They want to attract the ladies they’re straight. Please, okay, that didn’t come out right but my point is anyway, uh, AXE is more straight is more meant for straight people: straight men who wish to attract the straight, nyell, the ladies.

The straight men who wish to attract the ladies and I have been the proud us—prow user of AXE throughout the many bre—throughout the many, uh, variations, ehmore to come and more out there to [stuttering] out there to market and I’m sure, other than the body spray, the ehshower gel and the shampoo. In any case, AXE was adridgionally meant for, and should remain, only for the straight men who wish to attract the women. It is not meant for a homosexual dude to attract another homosexual dude. Ahem. Ticks me off. It really does.

So I hope that, uh, the aff—that the, uh, Unilever the company that creates the AXE products, uh, sees this, uh, video on the YouTube and also, uh, would like also, uh, I would like t- to, uh, well I’d be say— I'd be, uh, I would be sound like, uh, some kind of bad person if I tell 'em to not sell to the homosexuals but I wa—but it should be more obvious from the package that it is meant for straight people. Y'know and also I would like to make the following statement to all homosexuals who dare use it. '''You homosexuals, stay off of our AXE!'''

Peace out.

===Transcript of Part 2===

I wish to, uh, take a moment right now to, uh, read a letter I have just hand-written for the, uh, Unilever company about the, uh, issue at hand with AXE. I read this out loud because I currently cannot find the snail mail address, but when I do I will mail it off directly. But I re—but I read it now for hope that they will at least be able to get the—get the understanding and the gist of my, uh, of my proposition and hopefully do something about it and will not blow me off because of an opinion.

Hmmm. Anyway, to the Unilever company who creates, uh, AXE body spray, shower gel, shampoo, and all of that.

Dear Sir or Madam,

I, Christian Weston Chandler, have been a loyal user of AXE body spray for years now, and I have been enjoying the scent as I look forward to it making me smell better to attract (and keep one of) women to be my sweetheart. I have been sussessful with being enjoyed by my sweetheart—[''looks up to camera''] my sweetest [[Ivy]]. [''continues'']—who enjoys my pleasant presence and company with her.

I write the letter today, with concern of hearing that the '''ho-mo-sess-u-al pop-u-la-tion''' wear the AXE body spray as often as or greater than the straight people. Like myself. For the longest time, AXE has been advertised and meant for STRAIGHT men to attract WOMEN. It was certainly NOT meant to attract... '''other dudes'''.

I would like—I would ask to ban sale of—and use of the product from the homos, ''but that would be [[Chris|retarded]]''. Instead I respectfully and humbly request that on the package a statement li—such as "DESIGNED ONLY FOR STRAIGHT ORIENTED MEN" or something strongly similar. Please make this so, and please do not try to blow me off for having an opinion about the product. Or having an opinion about the homosexuals. Because I do not care much about them.

Sincerely, 
Christian Weston Chandler 
Proud Straight Male AXE User

Peace.

==See also==

[[Axe]] - The deodorant of choice for [[Chris]] and [[homos | homosexuals]].

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RxTycDxwqY CWC the Volcano Does Not Approve of Homosexuals Using Axe]

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Talk:Minor Family Members

2010-01-20T07:19:27Z

NoVu:

Please include any family members who are mentioned by Chris, but not notable enough for a full article. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 10:24, 2 July 2009 (CEST)
*Good work. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:31, 2 July 2009 (CEST)

We need to clarify between Opthalmologist, optometrist, and optician in the David Chandler section. Optometrist = standard eye doctor. Optician = Works with lenses (often any sort of eye doctor is an optician on top of their other type of eye doctor). Opthalmologist = Eye doctor specializing in diseases and surgery of the eyes, such as working with severe or degenerative myopia or eye problems caused by diabeetus. I changed "opthalmologist (a glorified optician)" to just "opthalmologist" for accuracy, but we need to check if he's ever been called an opthalmologist, since it's actually fairly unlikely that Chris needs an opthalmologist (a minority of people with eye problems do), and I've only ever seen him called an optometrist. It's a minor problem, but if anyone has heard more of this David Chandler than I have, as in enough to clarify the content, could they fix it? --[[User:Novu|NoVu]] 2:18, January 2010 (EST)

==Baby Madeline==
[[Image:462-CWCandBabyMadeline.jpg|thumb]]
Anybody know where she fits? --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 07:44, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

Minor Family Members

2010-01-20T07:04:02Z

NoVu: /* David Alan Chandler */ opthalmologists are doctors that, among other things, specialize in eye diseases (malignant myopia, diabetic eye problems, etc.). They aren't glorified opticians.

[[Image:Chris june2009 cousin wedding photo 1.jpg|thumb|right|It's a Chandler family reunion! From bottom left, clockwise: Uncle Raymond, Cousin Jonathan, [[Christian]], [[Bob]], and everyone's favorite, [[Yawning Squirtle]].]]

== Carol Suzanne Chandler ==

'''Carol Suzanne Chandler''' (born 07 July 1969)<ref>[[:Image:457-FamilyTreeTitle.JPG]]</ref> is [[Chris]]'s half-sister and daughter of [[Bob Chandler]].

According to Chris, Carol is a Math "[[Chris and English#Spelling|Geinus]]" [sic] and "wiz". She won the [[1980s#1988|1988]] Mathematics department McShane award at the [[University of Virginia]].<ref>[http://artsandsciences.virginia.edu/mathematics/newsevents/awards/index.html Department of Mathematics], University of Virginia</ref>

Carol attended [[Providence Middle School]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Teenage Years]]</ref> Later, she was in Phi Beta Kappa. She earned a Ph.D. and is working for the federal government in Washington D.C.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#About Bob (7:18 - 16:45)]]</ref>

== David Alan Chandler ==
[[Image:Davidchandler.jpg|right|thumb|David Alan Chandler, Call 1-900-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!]]

'''Dr. David Alan Chandler''' is an ophthalmologist in [[Richmond]], son of [[Bob Chandler]], and older half-brother to [[Chris]].

Very little is known about him apart from Chris had an eye exam with him on 06 January [[2004]] and that Chris wasn't aware that he had a daughter by the name of [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]], making him an uncle and his parents, grandparents.

Suffice to say, this is further evidence that the Chandler family bonds can only be described as "strained" at best.

===Diary Excerpt===
{{quote|'''January 6:''' Today, I had an appointment with my optometrist, and big half-brother, Dr. David Alan Chandler, for an Eye-Exam. I needed new lenses, but I can keep my current frames. But apparently, he has an 8-year-old daughter, Savannah. So for about 8 years, I’ve been an uncle and didn’t know it. Of course, this also makes my parents into grandparents as well. Needless to say, we were happy to know about that.|Christian Weston Chandler}}

== Jonathan Carey ==
[[Image:JohnKerry.jpg|right|thumb|Chris's cousin?]]

Jonathan Carey<ref>http://www.woodfuneralservice.com/obituary.aspx?MemberId=55269&MName=Corrina%20Weston%20Carey%20Inge</ref> is Chris's cousin, who was married on the last weekend of June, [[2009]]. He lives in Red Oak, [[Virginia]]. It can be assumed Jonathan is the son of Uncle Raymond. According to Chris, his presence at the wedding is proof that he did [[lies|not murder]] [[Billy Mays]].

June 2009 Wedding Photos
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== Savannah Chandler ==
'''Savannah Chandler''' is [[Chris's]] niece and daughter of [[David Alan Chandler]] (Chris' half-brother).

Virtually zero information on her exists other than the fact that she was eight years old as of the very first week of [[2004]], which would mean she was born in [[1990s#1996|1995]] or very early [[1990s#1996|1996]], and her current age would be fourteen as of the end of [[2009]].

It's assumed that Chris has never met Savannah, as he has never provided any further information about her since his aforementioned ''January 6, [[2004]]'' blog entry about him discovering that she existed.

== Uncle Raymond ==

Uncle Raymond is Chris's uncle, and presumably Jonathan's father. According to Chris, Uncle Raymond can be contacted as a witness to Chris at Jonathan's wedding. Raymond is the brother of [[Barbara|Snorlax]], making Jonathan her nephew.

==Aunt Herriet==
[[Image:0039-AuntHerriet.jpg|thumb|left|That's pretty much all we've got.]]

== Sources ==
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== External Links ==
*[http://www.richmondeye.com/physician_profile_chandler.asp Dr. Chandler's profile]

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[[Category:People]]

Mailbag 36

2010-01-16T00:35:22Z

NoVu: pointing out a blatant lie of Chris's. User is a frequent visitor of Charlottesville, and it is currently undergoing even more construction than usual, enhancing the lie.

__NOTOC__'''Mailbag 36''' was uploaded by [[Cwcipedia]]'s Sysop on 9 January 2010 and answered 12 January 2010.

The case of Mailbags 36 though 39 is an odd one. Chris was already in a bad mood when he started answering letters, largely due to the [[Asperchu]] ads covering the CWCipeda. As he tried to rush through the 4 mailbags marathon style, what he created was less of a series of answers, and more of a real-time picture of Chris having an emotional breakdown. Letters were deleted with increasing frequency, answers became shorter, ruder, and relied more on ALL CAPS until he finally quit on [[Mailbag 39]] to vent his frustrations [[12 January 2010|by screaming like a child.]]

Part one of this four-part epic touched on a number of subjects. Notable among them was Chris excusing his (imaginary) infidelity by treating advances from a girl as though they are a brute force of nature, unstoppable and beyond comprehension. He also defended some of his more tasteless drawings, defended his joblessness (going so far as to claim that a [[Charlottesville, VA| college town]] with a large amount of development and construction has no openings), failed to respond to a letter about his inability to write, and deleted a very sincere appeal from a former TRUE AND HONEST fan.

==Answered==
===And the tugboat chugs on===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Kevin_Mitnick|Kevin Mitnick]]
Chris,

If a "degree is a degree" to you why don't you try and use your CADD degree to get a job as an engineer or an architect? Those guys make way more than $800 a month.

- Kevin}}
{{EmailReply|No one is hiring around here, and I am not willing to travel out of state for a while.}}

===We all die a little more every day===
[[Image:Ageprogressionlol.jpg|thumb|Over the hill.]]
{{Email|From: Caleb Feldman <feldman.c@mail.com>

Hi Chris!

Like you, I'm also an artist, except I'm employed as a police sketch artist. I'm not a cop, but I hang out with a bunch of them.

Anyway, part of my job is doing age progession, where we run somebody's photo through a computer simulation that sees what they'll look like in the future. It's pretty accurate, and we've used it to find a lot of missing children and such.

Out of curiousity I ran your photo through the computer and this is what you'll look like at 40, or about 12 years from now.

- Caleb}}
{{EmailReply|NOBODY CARES about that NOW. Although your time will not go unappreciated.}}

===You know Chris, it is possible for a guy to say no===
{{Email|From: Father [[Wikipedia:Ron Jeremy|Ronald Jeremy]] <RJeremy4God@gmail.com>

Christian,
How can you call yourself a follower of Jesus when you asked Lovely Weather out on page 12 of your recent comic (your future wife), then you go and make out with Megan Griffin on page 40? That is definitely not behavior Jesus would approve of.

Sincerely,

Father Ronald Jeremy}}
{{EmailReply|MEGAN made out with ME; SHE made the OFFER, and SHE touched me FIRST. She was Unstoppable there.}}

===On storytelling===
{{Email|From: Keith Keithson <allisfine1@gmail.com>
Don't put spoilers in the damn comic. Nobody read the last thirty or so pages because you explained what was going to happen and now nobody is going to read the next few pages because you dropped another goddamn spoiler.

People like suspense and supprises. They don't like to see the story start with "Okay, this is what is going to happen" and then watch the thing happen. That makes people bored.

Heck, since you dropped the entire plot of Sonichu 11, I'm supprised that the few that remain in the fanbase are still here.}}
{{EmailReply|Well, Excuse Me.}}

===That show was just depressing===
{{Email|From: Christopher Toonen <blaze.128@hotmail.com>

Hey Chris, did you ever watch Moral Orel on Adult Swim? It's one of my favorite shows. If yes, what do you think of it?}}
{{EmailReply|I have watched the show, and it is okay.}}

===Tampons are definitely family-friendly===
{{Email|From: Sam Donovan <hersuri@gmail.com>
Chris, on Page 35 of Sonichu Issue 10, you have no qualms about censoring the word "damn". But a page later, you show Rosechu putting in a tampon. Can you explain this descrepency? I'm certain parents would be worried more about such adult content rather than the word "damn". I don't this content is suitable for kids!}}
{{EmailReply|Firstly, DRAWING someone sitting on a TOILET is Non-Offensive, and we are NOT seeing her putting in a Tampon; SHE ONLY STATES THAT IS WHAT IS HAPPENING WHEN SHE WAS BEING CAUGHT ON FILM.}}

===Lovely Weather, on the other hand, is not a joke===
{{Email|From: apittanceoftime@gmail.com

Christopher, remember when you told that man who asked how you felt about "2D love" (I find the whole concept disturbing, honestly) that it was "false" and "lonely"?

Well, how do you explain what you're doing with Meg Griffin in the comics? It seems a bit hypocritical, honestly.

-T. Degroot.}}
{{EmailReply|It was a JOKE; look at the PAGE that followed.}}

==Rejected Mailbag==
===If Chris cares so little, why does he keep making videos about it?===
{{Email|From: Krayt Soto <kraytsoto@gmail.com>
Hello Christian,

I recently came across your Sonichu comic here on the cwcipedia and noticed it was very similar to another webcomic I love to read, Asperchu (the electric/aspergers hedgehog pokemon). Did you get permission from Alec Benson Leary to use the minor character sonichu from his webcomic? You should probably acknowledge your comic as a parody of his somewhere on your website even if you didn't. Personally I don't find it very funny to take someone else's work and write/draw it like an 8 year old but to each their own I suppose.

Yours in christ,

Krayt Soto }}
{{EmailReply|Read MY [[Terms of use]] Section and MY Copyright Registration; SONICHU and Rosechu have been Around since March, 2000; Asperchu is HIS CRAPPY FANFIC OF WHICH I COULD NOT CARE ANY LESS ABOUT.}}

==Gone Forever==
===History is unkind===
{{Email|From: Philip Dorchester <theauthority@email.org>

Dear Chris

I noticed on your written Captain's Log you said you wanted to make your birthday a national holiday like a second Valentine's Day. But are you aware of the other things that happened on that day, such as the Nazi party being formed?

Also, I noticed in another email you talked about sharing the wealth. Are you aware that's what the communists believe?

Yours truly,

Phil Dorchester}}

===Detective work===
{{Email|From: that guy <whyisthatguy@hotmail.com>

Hello,

Now you say that you have a sonichu called magi-chan scanning for gay people fucking all over your "city" and then reports this to the police...

First off, watch gay people fuck is something only a gay guy (or straight girl) wants to watch, Making magichan either gay or bi at the least.

Second, having the police capture and arrest innocent bystanders for what they do in their own homes is not only a waste of time, money, and resources but keeps them from being able to help when the real crimes occur.

You probably don't care though, so long as they get "DA HOMOS".}}

===Remember, Chris is true and honest===
{{Email|From: Hank Thomas <hankyouverymuch30@yahoo.com>

I was reading the mailbag and was appalled by something you wrote. You stated you not only lied to your father, but also directly disobeyed his wishes by not taking down the videos of HIS house (not your house; he's the one who pays the bills, you're just the lazy bum he permits to live under his roof out of pity for your mental retardation). You're a bad son and, worse, a bad Christian. You will go to Hell for breaking the Fifth Commandment if you don't atone for your sins (this means fulfilling your father's wishes and taking the videos down, not just emptily apologizing through prayer). Have a nice day.}}

===It was time for that 10 years ago===
{{Email|From: Shane Smith <donfelder1887@gmail.com>

Chris, maybe it's time you've actually looked at Asperchu from a light other than THIS COMIC SUCKS BECAUSE IT'S NOT LIKE SAWN-NEE-CHOO. Maybe it's time to grow up, you fucking dimwit.}}

===In which Chris deletes a heartfelt speech===
{{Email|From: Nick Manchester <questil@live.com>

Christian, I do not know what is going on with you! Why are you being so mean to Alec-chan?!? What kind of MONSTER inspires someone to greatness and then shouts them down because of their own inflated EGO. How would YOU feel if SEGA shouted YOU down for being inspired by sonic the hedgehog? HUH?

I can tell YOU that you would feel pretty down in the dumps, Christian. Do me a favor and look down at yourself for a moment... just go ahead...

What do you see?

It's him, isn't it? It's Sonichu looking back up at you. Would HE call Alec-chan those awful names? Would he be jealous of someone else's success and ability to get laid? From what I've grown to know of Sonichu I don't think he would.

I stuck with you through thick and thin! When EVERYONE thought you were Ian Brandon Anderson, I didn't believe them! When everyone called you a HOMO, I said "oh nay nay, that man is straight!", when everyone said Julie was a troll I refused to believe it! I SUPPORTED you with uplifting messages on youtube (which you are too fucking lazy to use anymore). I SUPPORTED you with friendly emails about Sonichu! And what do you do?

YOU KICK ME IN THE BALLS AGAIN!

So... with a heavy heart I regret to inform you that I can no longer be a loyal Sonichu fan. I'm moving on to the exciting adventures that Asperchu has with his friends Jivin and Max. I will not forget about you, Chris, as I will continue to pleasure myself to images of your supple yet perky breasts bouncing up and down as you prance so gracefully in flying elephants. I'm only human, after all.

Goodbye Christian, have a nice life and don't wait up,

Nicholas D. Manchester}}

{{Mailbag}}