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Talk:Things Chris has ripped off

2010-02-09T20:35:19Z

Noka: /* Where 'Flame the Sunbird needs pants' comes from? */

Fixed where it said that the Perfect Chaos Monster attacked CWCville, it actually attacked Station Square. Seems like this page could stand some heavy revision, honestly. I think the section about Yuu Yuu Hakusho can be outright removed, as that whole motion is pretty common in general and it's possible Chris actually didn't still it from there. Additionally, we should probably just remove the comics section and put Spider-man in the western animation section, unless of course we can find more stuff that he's ripped from comics, in which case that can be expanded. The Ralph Wiggums note should either be removed or added to Western Animation if you guys actually think it's important enough. The videogames section should be removed until we can actually put something into it. Could we maybe find some more stuff that he's ripped off of movies? I think the Spaceballs thing should stay, but it seems stupid to have the movies section solely for it. So, does any one else have an opinion on this? I just didn't want to go off and make such major changes by myself and piss people off. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 06:53, 24 November 2009 (CET)
:*I think I owe y'all an explanation. When I first stalked upon this page it was even (imo, of course) less coherent than it is now. I created a new structure for it, reorganised the already existing entries and added a few new ones that I could remember. Right now it's unfinished, which I tried to show by putting a huge ass number of "Incomplete" templates on the page. I'm currently working on getting most ripoff and reference examples to fill this article, and also to create a neat template, as well. I think I'll finish it before the weekend, if not earlier. Now, about the sections: the Comic book section will include Superman and Spider-man, the Movies and TV shows section will include Gilligan's Island, I Love Lucy, and some more, the VG section will include Mario, Zelda, and some more. Ralph Wiggum - I personally think it's an unneeded joke (well, Chris's plagiarism is already a joke on itself), but didn't dare to remove it, as it was added before my time. So well... I see how the current state of the article is utterly confusing. I think I'll upload a less rough version later today. Oh, and sorry for the tl;dr reply --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 09:39, 24 November 2009 (CET)
::*Goku, you did the new stuff? You've got a real GOKU GET EM ATTITUDE, lololol. Srsly, I like this new revision, the old one kinda sucked. Keep it up guys, throw in some pictures and it can be a featured article. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:00, 24 November 2009 (CET)
:::*Thanks, Champthom, but I think in this case "Goku Get'em attitude" translates as "No life whatsoever" lol. I have to read through all the Sonichu comics to get all the refs! Poor me :( Anyway, thanks for your appreciation! As for pictures, I was planning to add 1 for each subsection (= franchise).

::::By the way, for somecummpenntydifferent: Are there any template... er... templates that are able to include a small pic along with the text part? You know, like they have on ED? E.g., so that the template on "Places" could contain the same text part ''plus'' a small pic of Chris's house, or something. I think, that would help make our templates more different and fun to look at. --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:08, 24 November 2009 (CET)

==New structure discussion==
:Oh and, by the way.
:For the final revision, I want to change this structure yet again.
:Here how I envision it:

==Franchise type==
===A Franchise That Has A Separate Article===
''See [[Sailor Moon|main article]].''
===A Franchise That Doesn't Have A Separate Article===
Laconic description of the franchise.
* Example example example.
* Example example example.

:Also, I want to include a section for a list of "not so much ripoffs, but references and cameos and such" at the end of the page.

:Discuss :) --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:14, 24 November 2009 (CET)
:*I think with a franchise type with a separate article, you should briefly describe its relevancy to how Chris has ripped it off for those who don't feel like reading the entire article, with the "See main article" being a thing if people want to read about it more. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:20, 24 November 2009 (CET)
::*I see. I was actually planning to insert "Plagiarism" sections in all those separate articles, so the "main page" link would be like "[ [Sailor Moon#Plagiarism|main page] ]". But if you think it's better to keep it all on this page, I'll just put all info concerning plagiarism on this page, and on the separate pages I'll post links to here instead. But wouldn't this page get too lengthy? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:24, 24 November 2009 (CET)
:::*It doesn't hurt to briefly describe here how Chris has ripped them off, maybe make references on their appropriate pages as well. Maybe in the case of Sailor Moon, you could discuss in this article the general things Chris rips off and then list the specific instances in the Sailor Moon article's plagiarism section. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:42, 24 November 2009 (CET)
::::*Okay, I see. Well... I think I'll try to do it, and then we'll discuss the results --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:48, 24 November 2009 (CET)

==A preview of what the page will look like when finished==
DISCLAIMER:
# All the incomplete sections will be completed, new sections will be added etc.
# The "List of references etc." at the end of the article is my experiment. I think some shit like having a portrait of Batman in the Mayor's office or having Sackboy appear with an advert, can't be actually called "ripping off", can it? Or do you think it's still ripping off? I'm still confused about that, but I still think minor reference stuff like that should be preserved nevertheless. First, it's a sign of Chris's utter uncreativity. And second, even when not ripped off, it's still grating for fans of those franchises to see their favorite heroes bastardised by being referenced in "Sonichu".
# Most of the text on the page atm is not mine, it's what was here before I started editing the page. For an example of my additions, see "Darkwing Duck" or the "List of references etc."
# Things like [[Sonichu 0#Episode 1|S0 Ep1 p.1]] are another of my experiments. I think, it's a pretty easy to use and laconic way of informing where in the comics does stuff (like characters, quotes, references etc) appear. I think it helps people search stuff by themselves to see it with their own eyes, which is always good. I think that it can be even used elsewhere on this wiki, too, maybe. Let me know if you like it or not.
# Yes, I think all important and/or interesting stuff should be referenced up to the page number. Yes, I'm a [[pedofork|pedant]].
# I've started adding examples of things ripped off by Chris, but not necessarily in the comics. Like, when he recites a joke stolen from some show as "his" [[random-access humor]].
# I'll finish the revamp, I guess, somewhere before this weekend, if not earlier.
Now, let's discuss :) All suggestions and critique are welcome.
P.S.: By the way, don't you think the page may be too lengthy? If so, what can be done to avoid that? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 22:14, 24 November 2009 (CET)

:*Glad I didn't go ahead and mess with it too much, it's shaping up pretty good. It'll look a lot better once we can fill in most of the empty sections. I'll try and fill in all of the ones I know of as soon as I find the time. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 21:44, 25 November 2009 (CET)

:*I'm liking the page very much. I'm wondering if the introduction should include a mention of the revelation from [[Mailbag 4]] where Chris confirms he has no idea what creativity is when he says that it includes borrowing from a TV show or a movie. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 08:01, 28 November 2009 (CET)
::*Thanks! I think I'll maybe tweak the introduction a bit when the page will be nearing finish. Of course, I'll try to include any quotes or mentions which may be relevant to the subject, including your suggestion – thanks for it! --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 11:56, 28 November 2009 (CET)

==Chuck Palahniuk==

Removed the (sic) notation next to director and added the note back (worded a bit more subtly). 'Sic' is really only used to show spelling errors or archaic spelling of a word, not to denote factual errors, and explaining why Chris fails here is probably a good idea for people unfamiliar with Fight Club or Chuck Palahniuk. [[User:SirCucumber|SirCucumber]] 01:25, 26 November 2009 (CET)
*Okay, first of all, thanks for correcting me on (sic), and getting my attention to the fact that people may need some info about the subjects discussed. You're right on both of these; I've taken steps to fix them. I've moved (sic) to a more appropriate place; as for information, I put Wikipedia links so people could just click and get any info themselves. As for your phrase – well, I tried to rephrase it a bit, to make it less obvious; sorry, but I feel it sounded a bit like, you know, explaining the joke. But maybe I'm wrong, I dunno – I would like some feedback about this. Also, added another possible example of "Fight Club"'s influence. --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 11:56, 28 November 2009 (CET)

==Postponed a bit==
Okay... Well, I promised to have the page done by the weekend. But due to some RL events, it has to be postponed a little. Bear with me, guys, ok? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 02:43, 29 November 2009 (CET)

==Under Construction==
Someone should make a template for that instead of having the awkward text at the top. Srsly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:52, 30 November 2009 (CET)

== List of things Chris has ripped off ==

Should this be called a list? There's nothing wrong with having this just be "Things Chris has ripped off" but this is sorta a list, so why not call it as such? "Things Chris has ripped off" would be a good category, if it already doesn't exist (I think there's a similar category already but Things Chris has ripped off has a better ring to it). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:05, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
*I guess it's called that because Wikipedia typically has these articles called "List of <this and that>". I think it's fine this way, because it implies that there's a lot of things chris has ripped off, which is true. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 15:40, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

==Small notes==

Just to add to some of the edits, I'm brand new here, so just thought I'd say, I'm pretty sure he may have gotten the Bugs Bunny and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 joke from Angry Video Game Nerd's review of the movie, and emphasis on the joke. I also think that his Monty Python hedgehog gag was more because it was featured in Yu-Gi-Oh the abridged series episode 30. --[[User:WhiteKnightNoMore|Dr. Zoidberg]]

==New Edits==

I am new to this wiki editing and wondered if someone could critque how i did and let me know how i could improve my wiki skills. I added the section under video games for Brutal Legend, as Chris added alot of stuff from that game after it came out and he did his "review" of the game. Thanks in advance. --[[User:CaptainBilly|CaptainBilly]]

== To do ==

The big thing is mostly to complete unfinished sections. Nothing wrong with adding new stuff, but right now there's a shitton of incomplete sections and it's really annoying. Finish those up and then start to add new things that are relevant. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:10, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

== Where 'Flame the Sunbird needs pants' comes from? ==

Maybe Chris got that from the Pokemon movie with the talking Slowking. Where in a part of the movie the Slowking says he really needs some pants. Oddly enough, since in the comic it was on an island, the Pokemon movie was based on the islands Ash traveled through to get the stones. Anyone agree? [[User:Noka|Noka]] 20:35, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
*Probably, but please, sign your comments (it's four ~ in a row). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:03, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Things Chris has ripped off

2010-02-09T20:34:15Z

Noka: /* Where 'Flame the Sunbird needs pants' comes from? */

Fixed where it said that the Perfect Chaos Monster attacked CWCville, it actually attacked Station Square. Seems like this page could stand some heavy revision, honestly. I think the section about Yuu Yuu Hakusho can be outright removed, as that whole motion is pretty common in general and it's possible Chris actually didn't still it from there. Additionally, we should probably just remove the comics section and put Spider-man in the western animation section, unless of course we can find more stuff that he's ripped from comics, in which case that can be expanded. The Ralph Wiggums note should either be removed or added to Western Animation if you guys actually think it's important enough. The videogames section should be removed until we can actually put something into it. Could we maybe find some more stuff that he's ripped off of movies? I think the Spaceballs thing should stay, but it seems stupid to have the movies section solely for it. So, does any one else have an opinion on this? I just didn't want to go off and make such major changes by myself and piss people off. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 06:53, 24 November 2009 (CET)
:*I think I owe y'all an explanation. When I first stalked upon this page it was even (imo, of course) less coherent than it is now. I created a new structure for it, reorganised the already existing entries and added a few new ones that I could remember. Right now it's unfinished, which I tried to show by putting a huge ass number of "Incomplete" templates on the page. I'm currently working on getting most ripoff and reference examples to fill this article, and also to create a neat template, as well. I think I'll finish it before the weekend, if not earlier. Now, about the sections: the Comic book section will include Superman and Spider-man, the Movies and TV shows section will include Gilligan's Island, I Love Lucy, and some more, the VG section will include Mario, Zelda, and some more. Ralph Wiggum - I personally think it's an unneeded joke (well, Chris's plagiarism is already a joke on itself), but didn't dare to remove it, as it was added before my time. So well... I see how the current state of the article is utterly confusing. I think I'll upload a less rough version later today. Oh, and sorry for the tl;dr reply --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 09:39, 24 November 2009 (CET)
::*Goku, you did the new stuff? You've got a real GOKU GET EM ATTITUDE, lololol. Srsly, I like this new revision, the old one kinda sucked. Keep it up guys, throw in some pictures and it can be a featured article. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:00, 24 November 2009 (CET)
:::*Thanks, Champthom, but I think in this case "Goku Get'em attitude" translates as "No life whatsoever" lol. I have to read through all the Sonichu comics to get all the refs! Poor me :( Anyway, thanks for your appreciation! As for pictures, I was planning to add 1 for each subsection (= franchise).

::::By the way, for somecummpenntydifferent: Are there any template... er... templates that are able to include a small pic along with the text part? You know, like they have on ED? E.g., so that the template on "Places" could contain the same text part ''plus'' a small pic of Chris's house, or something. I think, that would help make our templates more different and fun to look at. --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:08, 24 November 2009 (CET)

==New structure discussion==
:Oh and, by the way.
:For the final revision, I want to change this structure yet again.
:Here how I envision it:

==Franchise type==
===A Franchise That Has A Separate Article===
''See [[Sailor Moon|main article]].''
===A Franchise That Doesn't Have A Separate Article===
Laconic description of the franchise.
* Example example example.
* Example example example.

:Also, I want to include a section for a list of "not so much ripoffs, but references and cameos and such" at the end of the page.

:Discuss :) --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:14, 24 November 2009 (CET)
:*I think with a franchise type with a separate article, you should briefly describe its relevancy to how Chris has ripped it off for those who don't feel like reading the entire article, with the "See main article" being a thing if people want to read about it more. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:20, 24 November 2009 (CET)
::*I see. I was actually planning to insert "Plagiarism" sections in all those separate articles, so the "main page" link would be like "[ [Sailor Moon#Plagiarism|main page] ]". But if you think it's better to keep it all on this page, I'll just put all info concerning plagiarism on this page, and on the separate pages I'll post links to here instead. But wouldn't this page get too lengthy? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:24, 24 November 2009 (CET)
:::*It doesn't hurt to briefly describe here how Chris has ripped them off, maybe make references on their appropriate pages as well. Maybe in the case of Sailor Moon, you could discuss in this article the general things Chris rips off and then list the specific instances in the Sailor Moon article's plagiarism section. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:42, 24 November 2009 (CET)
::::*Okay, I see. Well... I think I'll try to do it, and then we'll discuss the results --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:48, 24 November 2009 (CET)

==A preview of what the page will look like when finished==
DISCLAIMER:
# All the incomplete sections will be completed, new sections will be added etc.
# The "List of references etc." at the end of the article is my experiment. I think some shit like having a portrait of Batman in the Mayor's office or having Sackboy appear with an advert, can't be actually called "ripping off", can it? Or do you think it's still ripping off? I'm still confused about that, but I still think minor reference stuff like that should be preserved nevertheless. First, it's a sign of Chris's utter uncreativity. And second, even when not ripped off, it's still grating for fans of those franchises to see their favorite heroes bastardised by being referenced in "Sonichu".
# Most of the text on the page atm is not mine, it's what was here before I started editing the page. For an example of my additions, see "Darkwing Duck" or the "List of references etc."
# Things like [[Sonichu 0#Episode 1|S0 Ep1 p.1]] are another of my experiments. I think, it's a pretty easy to use and laconic way of informing where in the comics does stuff (like characters, quotes, references etc) appear. I think it helps people search stuff by themselves to see it with their own eyes, which is always good. I think that it can be even used elsewhere on this wiki, too, maybe. Let me know if you like it or not.
# Yes, I think all important and/or interesting stuff should be referenced up to the page number. Yes, I'm a [[pedofork|pedant]].
# I've started adding examples of things ripped off by Chris, but not necessarily in the comics. Like, when he recites a joke stolen from some show as "his" [[random-access humor]].
# I'll finish the revamp, I guess, somewhere before this weekend, if not earlier.
Now, let's discuss :) All suggestions and critique are welcome.
P.S.: By the way, don't you think the page may be too lengthy? If so, what can be done to avoid that? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 22:14, 24 November 2009 (CET)

:*Glad I didn't go ahead and mess with it too much, it's shaping up pretty good. It'll look a lot better once we can fill in most of the empty sections. I'll try and fill in all of the ones I know of as soon as I find the time. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 21:44, 25 November 2009 (CET)

:*I'm liking the page very much. I'm wondering if the introduction should include a mention of the revelation from [[Mailbag 4]] where Chris confirms he has no idea what creativity is when he says that it includes borrowing from a TV show or a movie. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 08:01, 28 November 2009 (CET)
::*Thanks! I think I'll maybe tweak the introduction a bit when the page will be nearing finish. Of course, I'll try to include any quotes or mentions which may be relevant to the subject, including your suggestion – thanks for it! --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 11:56, 28 November 2009 (CET)

==Chuck Palahniuk==

Removed the (sic) notation next to director and added the note back (worded a bit more subtly). 'Sic' is really only used to show spelling errors or archaic spelling of a word, not to denote factual errors, and explaining why Chris fails here is probably a good idea for people unfamiliar with Fight Club or Chuck Palahniuk. [[User:SirCucumber|SirCucumber]] 01:25, 26 November 2009 (CET)
*Okay, first of all, thanks for correcting me on (sic), and getting my attention to the fact that people may need some info about the subjects discussed. You're right on both of these; I've taken steps to fix them. I've moved (sic) to a more appropriate place; as for information, I put Wikipedia links so people could just click and get any info themselves. As for your phrase – well, I tried to rephrase it a bit, to make it less obvious; sorry, but I feel it sounded a bit like, you know, explaining the joke. But maybe I'm wrong, I dunno – I would like some feedback about this. Also, added another possible example of "Fight Club"'s influence. --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 11:56, 28 November 2009 (CET)

==Postponed a bit==
Okay... Well, I promised to have the page done by the weekend. But due to some RL events, it has to be postponed a little. Bear with me, guys, ok? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 02:43, 29 November 2009 (CET)

==Under Construction==
Someone should make a template for that instead of having the awkward text at the top. Srsly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:52, 30 November 2009 (CET)

== List of things Chris has ripped off ==

Should this be called a list? There's nothing wrong with having this just be "Things Chris has ripped off" but this is sorta a list, so why not call it as such? "Things Chris has ripped off" would be a good category, if it already doesn't exist (I think there's a similar category already but Things Chris has ripped off has a better ring to it). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:05, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
*I guess it's called that because Wikipedia typically has these articles called "List of <this and that>". I think it's fine this way, because it implies that there's a lot of things chris has ripped off, which is true. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 15:40, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

==Small notes==

Just to add to some of the edits, I'm brand new here, so just thought I'd say, I'm pretty sure he may have gotten the Bugs Bunny and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 joke from Angry Video Game Nerd's review of the movie, and emphasis on the joke. I also think that his Monty Python hedgehog gag was more because it was featured in Yu-Gi-Oh the abridged series episode 30. --[[User:WhiteKnightNoMore|Dr. Zoidberg]]

==New Edits==

I am new to this wiki editing and wondered if someone could critque how i did and let me know how i could improve my wiki skills. I added the section under video games for Brutal Legend, as Chris added alot of stuff from that game after it came out and he did his "review" of the game. Thanks in advance. --[[User:CaptainBilly|CaptainBilly]]

== To do ==

The big thing is mostly to complete unfinished sections. Nothing wrong with adding new stuff, but right now there's a shitton of incomplete sections and it's really annoying. Finish those up and then start to add new things that are relevant. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:10, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

== Where 'Flame the Sunbird needs pants' comes from? ==

Maybe Chris got that from the Pokemon movie with the talking Slowking. Where in a part of the movie the Slowking says he really needs some pants. Oddly enough, since in the comic it was on an island, the Pokemon movie was based on the islands Ash traveled through to get the stones. Anyone agree? [[User:Noka|Pappa pappa paaaanda cat.]] 20:34, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
*Probably, but please, sign your comments (it's four ~ in a row). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:03, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Things Chris has ripped off

2010-02-09T03:18:29Z

Noka: /* Why 'Flame the Sunbird needs pants' comes from? */

Talk:Things Chris has ripped off

2010-02-09T02:32:56Z

Noka: /* Why 'Flame the Sunbird needs pants' comes from? */ new section

Fixed where it said that the Perfect Chaos Monster attacked CWCville, it actually attacked Station Square. Seems like this page could stand some heavy revision, honestly. I think the section about Yuu Yuu Hakusho can be outright removed, as that whole motion is pretty common in general and it's possible Chris actually didn't still it from there. Additionally, we should probably just remove the comics section and put Spider-man in the western animation section, unless of course we can find more stuff that he's ripped from comics, in which case that can be expanded. The Ralph Wiggums note should either be removed or added to Western Animation if you guys actually think it's important enough. The videogames section should be removed until we can actually put something into it. Could we maybe find some more stuff that he's ripped off of movies? I think the Spaceballs thing should stay, but it seems stupid to have the movies section solely for it. So, does any one else have an opinion on this? I just didn't want to go off and make such major changes by myself and piss people off. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 06:53, 24 November 2009 (CET)
:*I think I owe y'all an explanation. When I first stalked upon this page it was even (imo, of course) less coherent than it is now. I created a new structure for it, reorganised the already existing entries and added a few new ones that I could remember. Right now it's unfinished, which I tried to show by putting a huge ass number of "Incomplete" templates on the page. I'm currently working on getting most ripoff and reference examples to fill this article, and also to create a neat template, as well. I think I'll finish it before the weekend, if not earlier. Now, about the sections: the Comic book section will include Superman and Spider-man, the Movies and TV shows section will include Gilligan's Island, I Love Lucy, and some more, the VG section will include Mario, Zelda, and some more. Ralph Wiggum - I personally think it's an unneeded joke (well, Chris's plagiarism is already a joke on itself), but didn't dare to remove it, as it was added before my time. So well... I see how the current state of the article is utterly confusing. I think I'll upload a less rough version later today. Oh, and sorry for the tl;dr reply --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 09:39, 24 November 2009 (CET)
::*Goku, you did the new stuff? You've got a real GOKU GET EM ATTITUDE, lololol. Srsly, I like this new revision, the old one kinda sucked. Keep it up guys, throw in some pictures and it can be a featured article. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:00, 24 November 2009 (CET)
:::*Thanks, Champthom, but I think in this case "Goku Get'em attitude" translates as "No life whatsoever" lol. I have to read through all the Sonichu comics to get all the refs! Poor me :( Anyway, thanks for your appreciation! As for pictures, I was planning to add 1 for each subsection (= franchise).

::::By the way, for somecummpenntydifferent: Are there any template... er... templates that are able to include a small pic along with the text part? You know, like they have on ED? E.g., so that the template on "Places" could contain the same text part ''plus'' a small pic of Chris's house, or something. I think, that would help make our templates more different and fun to look at. --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:08, 24 November 2009 (CET)

==New structure discussion==
:Oh and, by the way.
:For the final revision, I want to change this structure yet again.
:Here how I envision it:

==Franchise type==
===A Franchise That Has A Separate Article===
''See [[Sailor Moon|main article]].''
===A Franchise That Doesn't Have A Separate Article===
Laconic description of the franchise.
* Example example example.
* Example example example.

:Also, I want to include a section for a list of "not so much ripoffs, but references and cameos and such" at the end of the page.

:Discuss :) --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:14, 24 November 2009 (CET)
:*I think with a franchise type with a separate article, you should briefly describe its relevancy to how Chris has ripped it off for those who don't feel like reading the entire article, with the "See main article" being a thing if people want to read about it more. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:20, 24 November 2009 (CET)
::*I see. I was actually planning to insert "Plagiarism" sections in all those separate articles, so the "main page" link would be like "[ [Sailor Moon#Plagiarism|main page] ]". But if you think it's better to keep it all on this page, I'll just put all info concerning plagiarism on this page, and on the separate pages I'll post links to here instead. But wouldn't this page get too lengthy? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:24, 24 November 2009 (CET)
:::*It doesn't hurt to briefly describe here how Chris has ripped them off, maybe make references on their appropriate pages as well. Maybe in the case of Sailor Moon, you could discuss in this article the general things Chris rips off and then list the specific instances in the Sailor Moon article's plagiarism section. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:42, 24 November 2009 (CET)
::::*Okay, I see. Well... I think I'll try to do it, and then we'll discuss the results --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:48, 24 November 2009 (CET)

==A preview of what the page will look like when finished==
DISCLAIMER:
# All the incomplete sections will be completed, new sections will be added etc.
# The "List of references etc." at the end of the article is my experiment. I think some shit like having a portrait of Batman in the Mayor's office or having Sackboy appear with an advert, can't be actually called "ripping off", can it? Or do you think it's still ripping off? I'm still confused about that, but I still think minor reference stuff like that should be preserved nevertheless. First, it's a sign of Chris's utter uncreativity. And second, even when not ripped off, it's still grating for fans of those franchises to see their favorite heroes bastardised by being referenced in "Sonichu".
# Most of the text on the page atm is not mine, it's what was here before I started editing the page. For an example of my additions, see "Darkwing Duck" or the "List of references etc."
# Things like [[Sonichu 0#Episode 1|S0 Ep1 p.1]] are another of my experiments. I think, it's a pretty easy to use and laconic way of informing where in the comics does stuff (like characters, quotes, references etc) appear. I think it helps people search stuff by themselves to see it with their own eyes, which is always good. I think that it can be even used elsewhere on this wiki, too, maybe. Let me know if you like it or not.
# Yes, I think all important and/or interesting stuff should be referenced up to the page number. Yes, I'm a [[pedofork|pedant]].
# I've started adding examples of things ripped off by Chris, but not necessarily in the comics. Like, when he recites a joke stolen from some show as "his" [[random-access humor]].
# I'll finish the revamp, I guess, somewhere before this weekend, if not earlier.
Now, let's discuss :) All suggestions and critique are welcome.
P.S.: By the way, don't you think the page may be too lengthy? If so, what can be done to avoid that? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 22:14, 24 November 2009 (CET)

:*Glad I didn't go ahead and mess with it too much, it's shaping up pretty good. It'll look a lot better once we can fill in most of the empty sections. I'll try and fill in all of the ones I know of as soon as I find the time. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 21:44, 25 November 2009 (CET)

:*I'm liking the page very much. I'm wondering if the introduction should include a mention of the revelation from [[Mailbag 4]] where Chris confirms he has no idea what creativity is when he says that it includes borrowing from a TV show or a movie. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 08:01, 28 November 2009 (CET)
::*Thanks! I think I'll maybe tweak the introduction a bit when the page will be nearing finish. Of course, I'll try to include any quotes or mentions which may be relevant to the subject, including your suggestion – thanks for it! --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 11:56, 28 November 2009 (CET)

==Chuck Palahniuk==

Removed the (sic) notation next to director and added the note back (worded a bit more subtly). 'Sic' is really only used to show spelling errors or archaic spelling of a word, not to denote factual errors, and explaining why Chris fails here is probably a good idea for people unfamiliar with Fight Club or Chuck Palahniuk. [[User:SirCucumber|SirCucumber]] 01:25, 26 November 2009 (CET)
*Okay, first of all, thanks for correcting me on (sic), and getting my attention to the fact that people may need some info about the subjects discussed. You're right on both of these; I've taken steps to fix them. I've moved (sic) to a more appropriate place; as for information, I put Wikipedia links so people could just click and get any info themselves. As for your phrase – well, I tried to rephrase it a bit, to make it less obvious; sorry, but I feel it sounded a bit like, you know, explaining the joke. But maybe I'm wrong, I dunno – I would like some feedback about this. Also, added another possible example of "Fight Club"'s influence. --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 11:56, 28 November 2009 (CET)

==Postponed a bit==
Okay... Well, I promised to have the page done by the weekend. But due to some RL events, it has to be postponed a little. Bear with me, guys, ok? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 02:43, 29 November 2009 (CET)

==Under Construction==
Someone should make a template for that instead of having the awkward text at the top. Srsly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:52, 30 November 2009 (CET)

== List of things Chris has ripped off ==

Should this be called a list? There's nothing wrong with having this just be "Things Chris has ripped off" but this is sorta a list, so why not call it as such? "Things Chris has ripped off" would be a good category, if it already doesn't exist (I think there's a similar category already but Things Chris has ripped off has a better ring to it). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:05, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
*I guess it's called that because Wikipedia typically has these articles called "List of <this and that>". I think it's fine this way, because it implies that there's a lot of things chris has ripped off, which is true. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 15:40, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

==Small notes==

Just to add to some of the edits, I'm brand new here, so just thought I'd say, I'm pretty sure he may have gotten the Bugs Bunny and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 joke from Angry Video Game Nerd's review of the movie, and emphasis on the joke. I also think that his Monty Python hedgehog gag was more because it was featured in Yu-Gi-Oh the abridged series episode 30. --[[User:WhiteKnightNoMore|Dr. Zoidberg]]

==New Edits==

I am new to this wiki editing and wondered if someone could critque how i did and let me know how i could improve my wiki skills. I added the section under video games for Brutal Legend, as Chris added alot of stuff from that game after it came out and he did his "review" of the game. Thanks in advance. --[[User:CaptainBilly|CaptainBilly]]

== To do ==

The big thing is mostly to complete unfinished sections. Nothing wrong with adding new stuff, but right now there's a shitton of incomplete sections and it's really annoying. Finish those up and then start to add new things that are relevant. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:10, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

== Why 'Flame the Sunbird needs pants' comes from? ==

Maybe Chris got that from the Pokemon movie with the talking Slowking. Where in a part of the movie the Slowking says he really needs some pants. Oddly enough, since in the comic it was on an island, the Pokemon movie was based on the islands Ash traveled through to get the stones. Anyone agree?

Sonichu 9 Official Videobook

2010-02-02T22:41:41Z

Noka: /* Part 3 */

'''Sonichu 9 Official Videobook''' is a series of videos made by [[Chris]], in which he reads from his comics. On 19 [[September 2009]], [[Chris]] uploaded the [[videobooks|videobooks]] for episode 19 from ''[[Sonichu 9]]''. After that, Chris ceased the uploading of videobooks, as he, at that moment, had not yet completed episode 20.

==Episode 19==
===Part 1===
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OK, we're going to start on book number 9, which is fine, hm. Anyway once again, all Sonichu material is copyright March 17th 2000 by me, Christian Weston Chandler. Any names or persons illustrated in any of the comics except for myself that may seem similar to anyone in real life or fiction are purely coincidental or otherwise parodic.

Anyway here's the cover for book number 9. It is a good piece of artwork isn't it? Ah. In the featured in the uhh... in the episode 20 will be redone version of timmy1984's Sonichu fan promos, which I thought were pretty good but rewording could have been... used greatly. Cause he used the wrong words. Anyway

Episode 19: Date Ed. Dating Education. Even though the idea sounds dated (laughs). April 3rd, 2008, at CWCVille University. (sings). Wild and Punchy are on their way into the university. And then Wild says:

"Ah, CWCVille U, when not in the classroom, it's a great social spring"

Punchy: "oh yeah. I'm gonna take every note possible and I'm gonna show Angie a great time by May or June. huh."

Pun- and Wild's nervous right now: "yeah Punchy, so ambitious. Huh. I wonder who my woman will be."

Nearby are Simonla and Zapina, hangin' out. hm.
Well... oh, Wild goes on saying "don't pull my leg God, don't belabour it."

Anyway, Simonla's saying to Zapina
"Well have a good day at [?] High, Zapina. Learn a lot. Find a good 16 year old boy and your mom and dad will pick you up later"

Zapina: "Thank you Simonla. Zmmm. [?]. They ought to pay you more for being the best friend ever, in addition to being the best babysitter ever! Well you enjoy your classes too! I'll see ya! ZIP!"

BZZZ! hm.

Simonla: "Maybe I'll- Maybe I'll get paired up with a great man, I have a dream of having a boy and nurturing him and loving my hubby. My ros- my son's name will be Reginald Sonee. hehe!"

Later in the classroom, Wild's sitting there nervous like (laughs). And... Simonla's not so nervous like

"Wow there are an equal number of genders in this class counting myself"

Wild's thinking "Oh I'm so nervous, my head is paralyzed. It won't turn at all!"

And Punchy's confident: "Hehe. I'm gonna ace this class and wow my christian angel! Hehehaha yeahh!"

Then enters their teacher, Ms Jackarass.
Ms Jackarass: "Good morning class. Welcome to dating education. I am Ms Jackarass. I will now pass around the syllabus for the course. Please read over them at your own pace. We'll be cutting to the chase in this class even though it's only the first day. I will be pairing you all up as boy and girl couples secretly, and any remaining single or singles will be paired up with a non- with a friend or associate of mine. I myself am not available as it would be against school regulations, and I am already going out with a good cowboy! Yeehah!

Today, I will be lending out Barbara dolls for the men in this class, and Robert dolls for the women! After each of you have handed to me your written reasons for attending the class, and semester, for the first few weeks you each will practise what I teach you, and comm- and communicating with real people of your individual opposite genders! On your dolls I have loaned you, each of you, loaned each of you.

The first time is great- of great importance- the first item of great importance is to always remain calm and keep all flustered emotions off your mind when first approaching the member of your opposite gender. It will take practise to tweak your minds to hold your fears back, but I assure you, it will be well worth it in the end, with all your lucky nights! Ahaha! Just messing with ya! Ahaaa. Ahh you'll need to start- you will need to start any of all relationships by being friends first! That's most important!

Now. If you start off with beyond friend in mind, then the other person will feel nervous, and will-and will most likely walk away, ignore you or whatever. Let the romantic emotions grow between the two of you over a reasonable amount of time. A few weeks or even a few months with multiple meetings and dates with the person are well recommended. And as a gentleman, you should ask before even touching her, or ladies, you may ask him if it is cool for you to touch him, as a gesture respecting kindness.

And now [?], and now that I have established all of that, I will take roll call"

"Amy"

"Here!"

"Clem"

"Here!"

"Clyde"

"Eyyy"

"Emily"

"Here!"

"[?]"

"Here!"

"Fred"

"EHEHEY!"

"Geraldine"

"Here!"

"George"

"Hoho"

"Layla"

"Here!"

"Ivy"

"Here!"

"Punchy"

"Yo"

"Reginald"

"Here...here!"

"Simonla"

"Here, yo!"

"Wild"

"SNERGEN FLERGEN!!!"

[Chris laughs]

"What?"

"Oh i'm sorry, er... here! Here, here."

"O...KAY! Well let's st- let's start with the greetings. To quote a wise 9-year old, if you want to start a conversation with a girl, or a guy ladies, first you have to say something like "hi". If he or she says hi back, you are off to a good start.

.........

Reginald's thinking, looking at the lovely Layla, "wow, she is so cute! The class syllabus says the pairings will be made for the IM portion. I hope I get matched up with her!"

Layla (mumbles): "...if he doesn't like you, do not worry it happens. Another good way to..."

....

In the mean time Ivy is scribbling too.

............ping.

Something- and then suddenly, a thought-and then suddenly, a telepathic image occurs, doo doo doo between me and her. It turns out we are destined summoned by God and Jesus. hm.

God: " Children, I am God. I have summoned you two here because I am answering Christian's prayers. Chris this is Ivy, your sweetheart-to-be"

Jesus: "And I'm Jesus. 'Sup?"

Chris: "Uhhh hello Ivy

Ivy: "Hi Christian. Whats goin' on?"

Chris: "I'm livin' safe and well. What about you?"

Ivy: "I'm ok"

Chris: "Tell me about yourself"

Ivy: "well I'm living in blah blah blah blah my father is uhhh blah blah I shop often at blah blah blah"

Chris: "Hm. Well it all has checked out. You are true. Wow my biological clock is fixed. I trust you and I believe you. I love you
Ivy, my heart is dedicated to you.

Ivy: "aww. I'm happy for you and I'm happy to help. I love you Chris"

God: "You will recognise her [?] as your sweetheart because from a fav- from a favor on her half, your internal clock will be restored fully, your enemies of 4-cent-garbage will be vanquished, so you both will live together in peace. Live freely."

hmmm

God: "this is a future. Occurrences may occur. I have spoken."

Jesus: "so have I. Hehe. I'm hanging with my pop."

God: "ah y'all take care"

...........

Then we warp out of that zone, back into the classroom.

Ivy: "woooow. wow."

And a lot of time has passed in the class since then but anyway, Ms Jackarass says: "OK class, as our f- time is almost up, i need to inform you that I have gone through the-my roster, and I have randomly matched eassstudent- each student male with female, and I have each of your screen names written on these slips along with the screen names of your matched partners. I will be handing out the slips now. No trades, swaps or changes are allowed. For any of the pairings, y'all each will be chatting with your partners in instant messages online sections in the computer lab in the next few classes. For your homework tonight, converse with your assigned GI Joes, ladies, and likewise your assigned Barbies, gentlemen, like you were conversing with that person of your opposite gender. Handwrite out your pretend conversations as it happens, or shortly after from memory. Then handwrite a minimum of 50 word essay on your thoughts about the conversation. Class dismissed".

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After handing out the cards, Reginald Sneasel is uh, looking- uh has not read his card yet, but he's thinking ahead and being happy and he's thinking ahead, wishfully and hapfully. 

Reginald: Oh what fun, th-that cute little flaafy will have my screen name, sneaselfox, and I'll have hers! 
Layla: Punchabunch35... 
Reginald: What!? 

Then with his keen eye he looks over at Lay- over at Layla's card and reads: 

Reginald: Flaffyla237, matched with... punchabunch35?! 

Reginald Sneasel, sneaselfox, matched with floradora217. 

Reginald: [horrified] UH! 

And he knocks his bar- knocks his Barbara doll over. 

Reginald: Noooo! 

Then Punchy reads his card, he's like, 

Punchy: Hmm. Yeah, ok. Flaafyla237. Whatever, I have my eyes on angierosa938! Heheheheheeee, yes." 

Wild Sonichu AKA spidershock38 matched with digdugette416. Ehhh Ivy does not look at hers cause, sh-she's gonna look- she's not, she's neh, she's gonna hold out for me. For... me. Yeah. And Simonla Rosechu, AKA digdugette4-sisteen get matched with spidershock38. Ahhh yeah here's floradora217, who got- who got f-got matched up with sneaselfox. And this guy, George Philip, is uh, paired up with uh, Ivy. But he can't- he doesn't know it really cause, it got smudged... the name got smudged 

George: [Talks indistinct in muffled tone.] [Possibly says "floradora."] 

Shortly later we see Punchy Sonichu in front of a CWCcola machine. Hmm. The currency in CWCville is comprised of W and C quarters, which is similar to rings to Sonic. W's equal 10 and C equal 1. SO it's like you take 10 C's to make a W. But anyway all Punchy has is W's and the machine only accepts C's. Anyway. Hmm. Wild comes- Wild comes and says: 

Wild: Hey Punchy why the face? 
Punchy: Uhh. I want a soda, but it takes only C quarters and I only have W quarters. Do you have any change? 
Wild: Esh uhh, let me check. Uhhh... oh you're in luck! I have 12 C-quarters. I'll give you 10 for a W. 
Punchy: Cool, thanks. 

So then Punchy gives Wild his W-quarter and he gets 10 C-quarters. He grabs a CWCcola and enjoys it. Meanwhile there's a [pause] sleuthing Reginald Sneasel hiding in con- hiding around the corner. 

Reginald: Huh. I should have been the one paired up with that cute flaafy, Layla. Ugh! You shall not win her heart, you red dude! I will see to it, myself! 

Hmm. Nets d- nets class day, April 8th, Tuesday, in the computer lab: 

Ms. Jackaras: Well, welcome to the iDate lab! T' assure anonymininny 'n your par'ners, all gemly will work on one side of the lab facing away from the women on th' other side of the lab. Okay! All ge' ready to meet your faceless par'ners. 

So now we converse between -- right now we're conversing between [pronounces as 'Wile'] and Simonla; also known as spi'er -- also known as spidershock and digdugette. As Wile says: 

Spidershock (Wild): Hello. 

'N she says: 

DigDugette (Simonla): Hello. 
Spidershock: Hmm. Is' a nice day, issn't it? 
DigDugette: Well, yeah. It is. How d'yah like the class? 
Spidershock: Oh. Is' cool. Ever though' -- even though -- even though I am usually wild, I feel shy aroun' real women. You? 
DigDugette: Oh, same here. I get goose-pimply aroun' guys a bit. 
Spidershock: Ah. No worries. I promise not to bite. Eheheheheh. You like me so far? 
DigDugette: Hmm. I'm enjoyin' the chat so far. You're doin' okay. 

Then we go [volume decreases] then we go [volume increases] to the chat between Punchy 'n Layla. 

Punchabunch35 (Punchy): Hey hey! 'Sup? 
Flaafyla237 (Layla): Hello. Um. I'm feelin' ba-a-ashful. 
Punchabunch35: Oh. Is' cool. I would be - I would be shy myself if I have s-s-hamamna go. 
Flaafyla237: Oh? How do you you'll still want her at the end of this semester? 
Punchabunch35: Hmm. I think I stand a good chances-s. T'! She's a goo' girl. 
Flaafyla237: Really? Won't you even give me a try before you go bah-bye~? 
Punchabunch35: Ooo, are you jealous? 

Ahehe.. but then Reginald talks- oh, e-.. Reginald is sittin' right next to Punchy. He say, 

Reginald: Hey, P- [the audio and video skips here a little] --nch, I hear your partner had a daddy Taurus and looathes the color red! And, she likes women! 
Punchy: Don't mess with me dude, I'm on a roll here with this girl. 

Punchy thinks in response. But anyway fortunately d-day-.. anyway between Punchy and Simonla.. compliment- they compliment each other, found lots in common, few opposites. Flirt, flirt, flirt [chuckling going on at the last flirt], they got each other excited, and inited rarest inspirations, and enjoying and loving every moment. Between Punchy and Layla.. Layla talks and gains Punchy's s'interests. They have a lot in common, and she really turns on the charm ahehehehe, ah.. Punchy starts to fall for Layla over Angelica. Also, Punchy checks the s'rumors from Reginald from with Layla, most of which were verified false. And being a sad little sad Reginald is, he adores FloraDore but he feels jealousy, sadness, and loneliness, and contributed little. And Florence feels dumped, lonely and yes she tries and tries to cheer Reginald up! Poor littl- poor girl! 

Reginald (or Florence?): I feel like I'm gettin' the wrong end of the deal here! What the!? 

Later on after that class day, Wild le- Wild.. leaves the uh, school. He says-.. he's thinking, 

Wild: Wow.. DigDudette- DigDugette is a fun treat. I which I knew which girl she was. A one out of seven chance. 
Simonla: Oh I hear ya Layla girl! S.. [slight pause] Spidey was fun for me an' he was a real gentleman to talk too. 
Wild: (thoughts) Spidey? Heh, sound like I might hige- find out who she is after all! 

And Simonla is talkin' to Layla and Zapina comes in to.. interrupt the chat. 

Simonla: Oh hey Zapina! I was just chillin' with my new laaffy gal-pal Layla. 
Layla: Hhhi! 
Zapina: Hey Layla. [incomprehensible noise that sounds like hoobuma!] 
Layla: Laaffy? Hehe! You're one to talk; you have your arm drills, you need to pump to void (?) dig the dug. 

Hehehehehehehee! Oh.. then, Wild and Punchy definitely notice the conversation going on between the ladies. - Next class date, April 10th on a Thursday. Punchy says, 

Punchabunch35: I think I know who you are, hehe, I overheard n-re-.. a real li- an RL- an IRL chat between you an a frien'. 
Flaafyla237: O-oh you naughty b-o-oy. We're not supposed to have gone in real life yet. 
Punchabunch35: Oh I know, hmmmm~ 
Flaafyla237: Well, wha ya have in mind? 
Punchabunch35: You have moved me better than Angie. How 'bout dinner and a movie after class? 
Flaafyla237: Welll.. 

But Reginald sneaks under and is n-prepared to snip the cord of connection. Pff. He disconnects Punchy's keyboard... 

Flaaflyla237: I'd love to! But let's only have dinner tonight. An I'm in the mood for gril.. for grilled chicken sandwich at McD. Issat cool? 
Punchabunch35: Uh yeah, well.. 
Punchy: Wait a minute, I'm not gettin' anything inwhat theI can't type anything in! 
Flaafyla237: Bunch? Bunch a bunch? 
Punchy: Wild? Wild! 

Wild.. Wild's s'sittin right nes to him. So.. he tells Wild. 

Punchy: Please go tell the flaafy girl I said, 'is cool, I'll meet her outside the school, and my keyboard stopped working for me.' Dangit! What the deuce? 

So then yet again s'da teacher's instructions, Wild broke those to the women's side and talks to Layla.. and talks to, and talks to Laaf- Layla. 

Wild: Uh eh, excu- uh, excuse me. 
Layla: Yes? 
Wild: Uh Punchy, uh, Punchabunch, sent me to inform you his keyboard stopped working but he will meet you outside the school buildinglater.. 
Layla: Oh dear! Well, please tell him it is good, I'll meet him by the front s-sc-school.. school front at four thirty. Thank you! 

Nn.. mn mey, da-p.. and then Wild looks over to her screen n'then he sees that uh, it's the same conversation s-sh, he's been having with uh, DigDugette! 

Wild: [gasp] I thought so! 

He exclaims, then he- 

Layla: What? 

And then he points over to Simonla he says, 

Wild: I've been talking to her this whole time! 

And.. h, Simonla notices and surprise, and turns around and sees him. 

Simonla: [gasps as well] Oh my god, spidershock!? 
Wild: Yeah! 
Simonla: W-.. wow. You're more handsome then y'give yourself credit for! 
Wild: And you are.. simply dazzling! 
 
[Chris starts singing this 'romantic' tune] Cupid's arrow, has struck!

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Oooommm, ahh. Love at first sight. Well, near first sight, anyway. And they lock hands in love. Then, after the class... [''Ptoo! Ptoo!''] Makin' like a- like an- like the spider- makin' like electric hedgehog, heh, or a spider monkey or whatever, huh huh.

Uh, he swings her o- he swings Simon- [[Wild]] swings [[Simonla]] over to his... wild tree house, to his tree house, and Wild turns on the power in his house and, he's like, heh, and she- and Simonla's impressed. Hm.

:Simonla: "Wooow. Bigcommonfactor we both build, tinker and construct."

:Wild: "Yeah, [[Chris|Big C]] donated the mattress, battery, lights and pillows," Wild says, "but I built this tree house and furniture."

:Simonla: "Hhhhhhhh (in apparent admiration). Wow."

Then Simonla's like, "Oh, c'mon, you have to see my pad" then.

So then they swing back over to [[CWCville]], and they par- and they park across in the [[CWCville Mall|mall]]. And it's like, it's underground.

:Simonla: "Oh please, don't take root here yet, Wild, heh heh."

It's ten feet down to her ceiling from the mailbox. [''rustles paper ferociously'']

And then he- and they get down and then she turns on the lights in there. Wild's... impressed, as well.

:Wild: "Yeah, impressive. You're a constructor, huh? Got the PhD, got the [[CADD|degree]] an' everything. Sweet."

This is a layout of Wild Sonichu's tree house. One look's at the outside and front, and then bird's-eye view of the inside. And then you go underground to Simonla's... underground home, you might say her rabbit hole, heh. Yeah, but she's not a rabbit. Yep. Okay.

But now retracting to back after t- after the [[Dating education|class]]... [[Layla]] just steps out of the university, she's lookin'.

:Layla: "Yeah, yeah, Punch-a-bunch?"

:Punchy: "Yo. You can call me [[Punchy]]."

:Layla: "Uh. Call me dazzled. Naahaahaa [''sheeplike laugh''] I'm Layla."

Hm. And then she d- and then he dashes around her and he says:

:Punchy: "Well Layla, I have a [[Prower|bike and a side car]]. Let's paint an [[McDonald's|McD]] [''em-cee-dee''] red, white and yellow."

:Layla: "Oh yes, ha ha. Oh, [''slipping back into Chris's voice''] you know, I prefer to [[obesity|exercise a lot]] by walking."

:Punchy: "It's okay. I'm sure your feet could use a break. Let's go."

[''VROOM'']

So then they ride on Punchy's motorcycle.

[''VROOOOOOMMMM'']

To an McD just a couple of miles away.

So uh, once they're inside, they make their order. Punchy, Punchy says:

:Punchy: "Yeah, I'll have a number 5, grilled, no mayo, no salt on da freedom fries."

And then, and Layla says:

:Layla: "Yeah, and I'll have a Caesar salad, [[pickle|pickles]] on the side, and a diet cola. Oh, and ranch dressing, please."

So then, they get to their table and they're enjoying their meal. So Layla's munch-munching on her salad, and Punchy offers her- offers her a fry. [''Mumbling''] Yeah, he offers her a fry.

:Punchy: "Ah, come on."

:Layla: "Mmmm, okay. Aaaaaa [''presumably eating'']"

And [[Reginald|Reginald's]] outside looking in that McDonald's, and he's sad. But then, suddenly, somebody taps him on the shoulder, from behind. It's [[Angelica]]!

:Angelica: "I've heard from Flo that you need a friend."

So later at CWCville park, Reginald and Angelica got to talkin'. Hm.

:Angelica: "Really. I feel for you. An important lesson from your- from your class [''emphatic Chris voice''] that should be on the test is that you have to forget your fears [''returning to Angelica's voice''] and talk to the woman before she can be swept away by [[jerks|anyone else]]."

:Reginald: "Yeah. Anyway, thanks for listening. Layla was cute, but I guess I'll get over it. You're pretty too, Angelica. But you probably wouldn't want to go out with meee [''nasal''].

:Angelica: "Oh, nonsense. I think you're sweet, handsome and [[honest]]. I would love to continue hangin' with you."

:Reginald: "Really? Wow! Would you like to have dinner at my place tonight?"

:Angelica: "Sure. I'd love that."

Wow. Huh! And then, she reaches over for his... [[Claw of Fail|claw]], and then they look into each other's eyes, and take a moment to have- take a moment to smile at each other.

But they're not the only ones in CWCville park. Nearby are Punchy and Layla on the bench at the far side, and in the middle is Wild and Simonla. And Simonla says to Wild:

:Simonla: "Can this really work, Wild? You're electric, I'm ground and you're grass."

:Wild: "I don't care, Simonla. I love you, no ''doubt'' about it!"

:Simonla: "Oh Wild, I love you too!"

And then they all just enjoy the sunset. [''feebly''] Yay...

Off behind them in the distance, uh, [[Ivy]] enjoys the sunset as w- as well from the rooftop of CWCville shopping center.

:Ivy: "I pray for your safe voyage to me; I will wait for you. As [[Godjesus|God and Jesus]] has guided me to."

[''Zooms out and starts singing something (?) for a few seconds'']

But uh, okay, let's- now Tuesday, May 6th, 2008, the final exam of the- of [[Dating education|DAT 303]]. Unfortunately, it's not Ms. Jackaras that comes today — it's her sister.

:Ms. Jackaras: "Good morning. I, Rita Jackaras, [[Sarah Jackson|Sarah's]] sister [''gulping breath''] I-I- I'm sorry. My sis, she recently passed away, in an automobile accident with — [[Optimus Prime|truck]]. But sis tell me lot about you all [''not bothering to correct typos''], and the class. I'm capable of issuing exams, and grade with answer key. [''mumbling to herself''] (Uh, I'll get over this, c'mon, c'mon, [[Chris and death|get over this]], girl. Okay.) I was impressed with the successful love-relationships that have developed in the class. I hope y'all study well from sis' teachings. I wish you all good luck on the exam and future in your individual relationships. Please begin."

The individual students took the exam, and they each got their results in the mail a week later. Between our m- between our main characters, uh, Simonla got 99 percent, uh, Layla got 97, Ivy got 9sss- 99, Reginald got 98, hmm, Wild got 98, and Punchy got 100. Mm.

Everybody else got good grades. The, uh, lowest-scoring one unfortunately was this guy named - what's his - [[Clyde Cash|Clyde Raymond]], in the far corner. Well, that's what you get for sittin' in the back row! You don't get to learn as much. Stay tuned for the next episode.

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Sonichu 9 Official Videobook

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Noka: /* Part 3 */

'''Sonichu 9 Official Videobook''' is a series of videos made by [[Chris]], in which he reads from his comics. On 19 [[September 2009]], [[Chris]] uploaded the [[videobooks|videobooks]] for episode 19 from ''[[Sonichu 9]]''. After that, Chris ceased the uploading of videobooks, as he, at that moment, had not yet completed episode 20.

==Episode 19==
===Part 1===
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OK, we're going to start on book number 9, which is fine, hm. Anyway once again, all Sonichu material is copyright March 17th 2000 by me, Christian Weston Chandler. Any names or persons illustrated in any of the comics except for myself that may seem similar to anyone in real life or fiction are purely coincidental or otherwise parodic.

Anyway here's the cover for book number 9. It is a good piece of artwork isn't it? Ah. In the featured in the uhh... in the episode 20 will be redone version of timmy1984's Sonichu fan promos, which I thought were pretty good but rewording could have been... used greatly. Cause he used the wrong words. Anyway

Episode 19: Date Ed. Dating Education. Even though the idea sounds dated (laughs). April 3rd, 2008, at CWCVille University. (sings). Wild and Punchy are on their way into the university. And then Wild says:

"Ah, CWCVille U, when not in the classroom, it's a great social spring"

Punchy: "oh yeah. I'm gonna take every note possible and I'm gonna show Angie a great time by May or June. huh."

Pun- and Wild's nervous right now: "yeah Punchy, so ambitious. Huh. I wonder who my woman will be."

Nearby are Simonla and Zapina, hangin' out. hm.
Well... oh, Wild goes on saying "don't pull my leg God, don't belabour it."

Anyway, Simonla's saying to Zapina
"Well have a good day at [?] High, Zapina. Learn a lot. Find a good 16 year old boy and your mom and dad will pick you up later"

Zapina: "Thank you Simonla. Zmmm. [?]. They ought to pay you more for being the best friend ever, in addition to being the best babysitter ever! Well you enjoy your classes too! I'll see ya! ZIP!"

BZZZ! hm.

Simonla: "Maybe I'll- Maybe I'll get paired up with a great man, I have a dream of having a boy and nurturing him and loving my hubby. My ros- my son's name will be Reginald Sonee. hehe!"

Later in the classroom, Wild's sitting there nervous like (laughs). And... Simonla's not so nervous like

"Wow there are an equal number of genders in this class counting myself"

Wild's thinking "Oh I'm so nervous, my head is paralyzed. It won't turn at all!"

And Punchy's confident: "Hehe. I'm gonna ace this class and wow my christian angel! Hehehaha yeahh!"

Then enters their teacher, Ms Jackarass.
Ms Jackarass: "Good morning class. Welcome to dating education. I am Ms Jackarass. I will now pass around the syllabus for the course. Please read over them at your own pace. We'll be cutting to the chase in this class even though it's only the first day. I will be pairing you all up as boy and girl couples secretly, and any remaining single or singles will be paired up with a non- with a friend or associate of mine. I myself am not available as it would be against school regulations, and I am already going out with a good cowboy! Yeehah!

Today, I will be lending out Barbara dolls for the men in this class, and Robert dolls for the women! After each of you have handed to me your written reasons for attending the class, and semester, for the first few weeks you each will practise what I teach you, and comm- and communicating with real people of your individual opposite genders! On your dolls I have loaned you, each of you, loaned each of you.

The first time is great- of great importance- the first item of great importance is to always remain calm and keep all flustered emotions off your mind when first approaching the member of your opposite gender. It will take practise to tweak your minds to hold your fears back, but I assure you, it will be well worth it in the end, with all your lucky nights! Ahaha! Just messing with ya! Ahaaa. Ahh you'll need to start- you will need to start any of all relationships by being friends first! That's most important!

Now. If you start off with beyond friend in mind, then the other person will feel nervous, and will-and will most likely walk away, ignore you or whatever. Let the romantic emotions grow between the two of you over a reasonable amount of time. A few weeks or even a few months with multiple meetings and dates with the person are well recommended. And as a gentleman, you should ask before even touching her, or ladies, you may ask him if it is cool for you to touch him, as a gesture respecting kindness.

And now [?], and now that I have established all of that, I will take roll call"

"Amy"

"Here!"

"Clem"

"Here!"

"Clyde"

"Eyyy"

"Emily"

"Here!"

"[?]"

"Here!"

"Fred"

"EHEHEY!"

"Geraldine"

"Here!"

"George"

"Hoho"

"Layla"

"Here!"

"Ivy"

"Here!"

"Punchy"

"Yo"

"Reginald"

"Here...here!"

"Simonla"

"Here, yo!"

"Wild"

"SNERGEN FLERGEN!!!"

[Chris laughs]

"What?"

"Oh i'm sorry, er... here! Here, here."

"O...KAY! Well let's st- let's start with the greetings. To quote a wise 9-year old, if you want to start a conversation with a girl, or a guy ladies, first you have to say something like "hi". If he or she says hi back, you are off to a good start.

.........

Reginald's thinking, looking at the lovely Layla, "wow, she is so cute! The class syllabus says the pairings will be made for the IM portion. I hope I get matched up with her!"

Layla (mumbles): "...if he doesn't like you, do not worry it happens. Another good way to..."

....

In the mean time Ivy is scribbling too.

............ping.

Something- and then suddenly, a thought-and then suddenly, a telepathic image occurs, doo doo doo between me and her. It turns out we are destined summoned by God and Jesus. hm.

God: " Children, I am God. I have summoned you two here because I am answering Christian's prayers. Chris this is Ivy, your sweetheart-to-be"

Jesus: "And I'm Jesus. 'Sup?"

Chris: "Uhhh hello Ivy

Ivy: "Hi Christian. Whats goin' on?"

Chris: "I'm livin' safe and well. What about you?"

Ivy: "I'm ok"

Chris: "Tell me about yourself"

Ivy: "well I'm living in blah blah blah blah my father is uhhh blah blah I shop often at blah blah blah"

Chris: "Hm. Well it all has checked out. You are true. Wow my biological clock is fixed. I trust you and I believe you. I love you
Ivy, my heart is dedicated to you.

Ivy: "aww. I'm happy for you and I'm happy to help. I love you Chris"

God: "You will recognise her [?] as your sweetheart because from a fav- from a favor on her half, your internal clock will be restored fully, your enemies of 4-cent-garbage will be vanquished, so you both will live together in peace. Live freely."

hmmm

God: "this is a future. Occurrences may occur. I have spoken."

Jesus: "so have I. Hehe. I'm hanging with my pop."

God: "ah y'all take care"

...........

Then we warp out of that zone, back into the classroom.

Ivy: "woooow. wow."

And a lot of time has passed in the class since then but anyway, Ms Jackarass says: "OK class, as our f- time is almost up, i need to inform you that I have gone through the-my roster, and I have randomly matched eassstudent- each student male with female, and I have each of your screen names written on these slips along with the screen names of your matched partners. I will be handing out the slips now. No trades, swaps or changes are allowed. For any of the pairings, y'all each will be chatting with your partners in instant messages online sections in the computer lab in the next few classes. For your homework tonight, converse with your assigned GI Joes, ladies, and likewise your assigned Barbies, gentlemen, like you were conversing with that person of your opposite gender. Handwrite out your pretend conversations as it happens, or shortly after from memory. Then handwrite a minimum of 50 word essay on your thoughts about the conversation. Class dismissed".

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After handing out the cards, Reginald Sneasel is uh, looking- uh has not read his card yet, but he's thinking ahead and being happy and he's thinking ahead, wishfully and hapfully. 

Reginald: Oh what fun, th-that cute little flaafy will have my screen name, sneaselfox, and I'll have hers! 
Layla: Punchabunch35... 
Reginald: What!? 

Then with his keen eye he looks over at Lay- over at Layla's card and reads: 

Reginald: Flaffyla237, matched with... punchabunch35?! 

Reginald Sneasel, sneaselfox, matched with floradora217. 

Reginald: [horrified] UH! 

And he knocks his bar- knocks his Barbara doll over. 

Reginald: Noooo! 

Then Punchy reads his card, he's like, 

Punchy: Hmm. Yeah, ok. Flaafyla237. Whatever, I have my eyes on angierosa938! Heheheheheeee, yes." 

Wild Sonichu AKA spidershock38 matched with digdugette416. Ehhh Ivy does not look at hers cause, sh-she's gonna look- she's not, she's neh, she's gonna hold out for me. For... me. Yeah. And Simonla Rosechu, AKA digdugette4-sisteen get matched with spidershock38. Ahhh yeah here's floradora217, who got- who got f-got matched up with sneaselfox. And this guy, George Philip, is uh, paired up with uh, Ivy. But he can't- he doesn't know it really cause, it got smudged... the name got smudged 

George: [Talks indistinct in muffled tone.] [Possibly says "floradora."] 

Shortly later we see Punchy Sonichu in front of a CWCcola machine. Hmm. The currency in CWCville is comprised of W and C quarters, which is similar to rings to Sonic. W's equal 10 and C equal 1. SO it's like you take 10 C's to make a W. But anyway all Punchy has is W's and the machine only accepts C's. Anyway. Hmm. Wild comes- Wild comes and says: 

Wild: Hey Punchy why the face? 
Punchy: Uhh. I want a soda, but it takes only C quarters and I only have W quarters. Do you have any change? 
Wild: Esh uhh, let me check. Uhhh... oh you're in luck! I have 12 C-quarters. I'll give you 10 for a W. 
Punchy: Cool, thanks. 

So then Punchy gives Wild his W-quarter and he gets 10 C-quarters. He grabs a CWCcola and enjoys it. Meanwhile there's a [pause] sleuthing Reginald Sneasel hiding in con- hiding around the corner. 

Reginald: Huh. I should have been the one paired up with that cute flaafy, Layla. Ugh! You shall not win her heart, you red dude! I will see to it, myself! 

Hmm. Nets d- nets class day, April 8th, Tuesday, in the computer lab: 

Ms. Jackaras: Well, welcome to the iDate lab! T' assure anonymininny 'n your par'ners, all gemly will work on one side of the lab facing away from the women on th' other side of the lab. Okay! All ge' ready to meet your faceless par'ners. 

So now we converse between -- right now we're conversing between [pronounces as 'Wile'] and Simonla; also known as spi'er -- also known as spidershock and digdugette. As Wile says: 

Spidershock (Wild): Hello. 

'N she says: 

DigDugette (Simonla): Hello. 
Spidershock: Hmm. Is' a nice day, issn't it? 
DigDugette: Well, yeah. It is. How d'yah like the class? 
Spidershock: Oh. Is' cool. Ever though' -- even though -- even though I am usually wild, I feel shy aroun' real women. You? 
DigDugette: Oh, same here. I get goose-pimply aroun' guys a bit. 
Spidershock: Ah. No worries. I promise not to bite. Eheheheheh. You like me so far? 
DigDugette: Hmm. I'm enjoyin' the chat so far. You're doin' okay. 

Then we go [volume decreases] then we go [volume increases] to the chat between Punchy 'n Layla. 

Punchabunch35 (Punchy): Hey hey! 'Sup? 
Flaafyla237 (Layla): Hello. Um. I'm feelin' ba-a-ashful. 
Punchabunch35: Oh. Is' cool. I would be - I would be shy myself if I have s-s-hamamna go. 
Flaafyla237: Oh? How do you you'll still want her at the end of this semester? 
Punchabunch35: Hmm. I think I stand a good chances-s. T'! She's a goo' girl. 
Flaafyla237: Really? Won't you even give me a try before you go bah-bye~? 
Punchabunch35: Ooo, are you jealous? 

Ahehe.. but then Reginald talks- oh, e-.. Reginald is sittin' right next to Punchy. He say, 

Reginald: Hey, P- [the audio and video skips here a little] --nch, I hear your partner had a daddy Taurus and looathes the color red! And, she likes women! 
Punchy: Don't mess with me dude, I'm on a roll here with this girl. 

Punchy thinks in response. But anyway fortunately d-day-.. anyway between Punchy and Simonla.. compliment- they compliment each other, found lots in common, few opposites. Flirt, flirt, flirt [chuckling going on at the last flirt], they got each other excited, and inited rarest inspirations, and enjoying and loving every moment. Between Punchy and Layla.. Layla talks and gains Punchy's s'interests. They have a lot in common, and she really turns on the charm ahehehehe, ah.. Punchy starts to fall for Layla over Angelica. Also, Punchy checks the s'rumors from Reginald from with Layla, most of which were verified false. And being a sad little sad Reginald is, he adores FloraDore but he feels jealousy, sadness, and loneliness, and contributed little. And Florence feels dumped, lonely and yes she tries and tries to cheer Reginald up! Poor littl- poor girl! 

Reginald (or Florence?): I feel like I'm gettin' the wrong end of the deal here! What the!? 

Later on after that class day, Wild le- Wild.. leaves the uh, school. He says-.. he's thinking, 

Wild: Wow.. DigDudette- DigDugette is a fun treat. I which I knew which girl she was. A one out of seven chance. 
Simonla: Oh I hear ya Layla girl! S.. [slight pause] Spidey was fun for me an' he was a real gentleman to talk too. 
Wild: (thoughts) Spidey? Heh, sound like I might hige- find out who she is after all! 

And Simonla is talkin' to Layla and Zapina comes in to.. interrupt the chat. 

Simonla: Oh hey Zapina! I was just chillin' with my new laaffy gal-pal Layla. 
Layla: Hhhi! 
Zapina: Hey Layla. [incomprehensible noise that sounds like hoobuma!] 
Layla: Laaffy? Hehe! You're one to talk; you have your arm drills, you need to pump to void (?) dig the dug. 

Hehehehehehehee! Oh.. then, Wild and Punchy definitely notice the conversation going on between the ladies. - Next class date, April 10th on a Thursday. Punchy says, 

Punchabunch35: I think I know who you are, hehe, I overheard n-re-.. a real li- an RL- an IRL chat between you an a frien'. 
Flaafyla237: O-oh you naughty b-o-oy. We're not supposed to have gone in real life yet. 
Punchabunch35: Oh I know, hmmmm~ 
Flaafyla237: Well, wha ya have in mind? 
Punchabunch35: You have moved me better than Angie. How 'bout dinner and a movie after class? 
Flaafyla237: Welll.. 

But Reginald sneaks under and is n-prepared to snip the cord of connection. Pff. He disconnects Punchy's keyboard... 

Flaaflyla237: I'd love to! But let's only have dinner tonight. An I'm in the mood for gril.. for grilled chicken sandwich at McD. Issat cool? 
Punchabunch35: Uh yeah, well.. 
Punchy: Wait a minute, I'm not gettin' anything inwhat theI can't type anything in! 
Flaafyla237: Bunch? Bunch a bunch? 
Punchy: Wild? Wild! 

Wild.. Wild's s'sittin right nes to him. So.. he tells Wild. 

Punchy: Please go tell the flaafy girl I said, 'is cool, I'll meet her outside the school, and my keyboard stopped working for me.' Dangit! What the deuce? 

So then yet again s'da teacher's instructions, Wild broke those to the women's side and talks to Layla.. and talks to, and talks to Laaf- Layla. 

Wild: Uh eh, excu- uh, excuse me. 
Layla: Yes? 
Wild: Uh Punchy, uh, Punchabunch, sent me to inform you his keyboard stopped working but he will meet you outside the school buildinglater.. 
Layla: Oh dear! Well, please tell him it is good, I'll meet him by the front s-sc-school.. school front at four thirty. Thank you! 

Nn.. mn mey, da-p.. and then Wild looks over to her screen n'then he sees that uh, it's the same conversation s-sh, he's been having with uh, DigDugette! 

Wild: [gasp] I thought so! 

He exclaims, then he- 

Layla: What? 

And then he points over to Simonla he says, 

Wild: I've been talking to her this whole time! 

And.. h, Simonla notices and surprise, and turns around and sees him. 

Simonla: [gasps as well] Oh my god, spidershock!? 
Wild: Yeah! 
Simonla: W-.. wow. You're more handsome then y'give yourself credit for! 
Wild: And you are.. simply dazzling! 
 
[Chris starts singing this 'romantic' tune] Cupid's arrow, has struck!

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Oooommm, ahh. Love at first sight. Well, near first sight, anyway. And they lock hands in love. Then, after the class... [''Ptoo! Ptoo!''] Makin' like a- like an- like the spider- makin' like electric hedgehog, heh, or a spider monkey or whatever, huh huh.

Uh, he swings her o- he swings Simon- [[Wild]] swings [[Simonla]] over to his... wild tree house, to his tree house, and Wild turns on the power in his house and, he's like, heh, and she- and Simonla's impressed. Hm.

:Simonla: "Wooow. Bigcommonfactor we both build, tinker and construct."

:Wild: "Yeah, [[Chris|Big C]] donated the mattress, battery, lights and pillows," Wild says, "but I built this tree house and furniture."

:Simonla: "Hhhhhhhh (in apparent admiration). Wow."

Then Simonla's like, "Oh, c'mon, you have to see my pad" then.

So then they swing back over to [[CWCville]], and they par- and they park across in the [[CWCville Mall|mall]]. And it's like, it's underground.

:Simonla: "Oh please, don't take root here yet, Wild, heh heh."

It's ten feet down to her ceiling from the mailbox. [''rustles paper ferociously'']

And then he- and they get down and then she turns on the lights in there. Wild's... impressed, as well.

:Wild: "Yeah, impressive. You're a constructor, huh? Got the PhD, got the [[CADD|degree]] an' everything. Sweet."

This is a layout of Wild Sonichu's tree house. One look's at the outside and front, and then bird's-eye view of the inside. And then you go underground to Simonla's... underground home, you might say her rabbit hole, heh. Yeah, but she's not a rabbit. Yep. Okay.

But now retracting to back after t- after the [[Dating education|class]]... [[Layla]] just steps out of the university, she's lookin'.

:Layla: "Yeah, yeah, Punch-a-bunch?"

:Punchy: "Yo. You can call me [[Punchy]]."

:Layla: "Uh. Call me dazzled. Naahaahaa [''sheeplike laugh''] I'm Layla."

Hm. And then she d- and then he dashes around her and he says:

:Punchy: "Well Layla, I have a [[Prower|bike and a side car]]. Let's paint an [[McDonald's|McD]] [''em-cee-dee''] red, white and yellow."

:Layla: "Oh yes, ha ha. Oh, [''slipping back into Chris's voice''] you know, I prefer to [[obesity|exercise a lot]] by walking."

:Punchy: "It's okay. I'm sure your feet could use a break. Let's go."

[''VROOM'']

So then they ride on Punchy's motorcycle.

[''VROOOOOOMMMM'']

To an McD just a couple of miles away.

So uh, once they're inside, they make their order. Punchy, Punchy says:

:Punchy: "Yeah, I'll have a number 5, grilled, no mayo, no salt on da freedom fries."

And then, and Layla says:

:Layla: "Yeah, and I'll have a Caesar salad, [[pickle|pickles]] on the side, and a diet cola. Oh, and ranch dressing, please."

So then, they get to their table and they're enjoying their meal. So Layla's munch-munching on her salad, and Punchy offers her- offers her a fry. [''Mumbling''] Yeah, he offers her a fry.

:Punchy: "Ah, come on."

:Layla: "Mmmm, okay. Aaaaaa [''presumably eating'']"

And [[Reginald|Reginald's]] outside looking in that McDonald's, and he's sad. But then, suddenly, somebody taps him on the shoulder, from behind. It's [[Angelica]]!

:Angelica: "I've heard from Flo that you need a friend."

So later at CWCville park, Reginald and Angelica got to talkin'. Hm.

:Angelica: "Really. I feel for you. An important lesson from your- from your class [''emphatic Chris voice''] that should be on the test is that you have to forget your fears [''returning to Angelica's voice''] and talk to the woman before she can be swept away by [[jerks|anyone else]]."

:Reginald: "Yeah. Anyway, thanks for listening. Layla was cute, but I guess I'll get over it. You're pretty too, Angelica. But you probably wouldn't want to go out with meee [''nasal''].

:Angelica: "Oh, nonsense. I think you're sweet, handsome and [[honest]]. I would love to continue hangin' with you."

:Reginald: "Really? Wow! Would you like to have dinner at my place tonight?"

:Angelica: "Sure. I'd love that."

Wow. Huh! And then, she reaches over for his... [[Claw of Fail|claw]], and then they look into each other's eyes, and take a moment to have- take a moment to smile at each other.

But they're not the only ones in CWCville park. Nearby are Punchy and Layla on the bench at the far side, and in the middle is Wild and Simonla. And Simonla says to Wild:

:Simonla: "Can this really work, Wild? You're electric, I'm ground and you're grass."

:Wild: "I don't care, Simonla. I love you, no ''doubt'' about it!"

:Simonla: "Oh Wild, I love you too!"

And then they all just enjoy the sunset. [''feebly''] Yay...

Off behind them in the distance, uh, [[Ivy]] enjoys the sunset as w- as well from the rooftop of CWCville shopping center.

:Ivy: "I pray for your safe voyage to me; I will wait for you. As [[Godjesus|God and Jesus]] has guided me to."

[''Zooms out and starts singing something (?) for a few seconds'']

But uh, okay, let's- now Tuesday, May 6th, 2008, the final exam of the- of [[Dating education|DAT 303]]. Unfortunately, it's not Ms. Jackaras that comes today — it's her sister.

:Ms. Jackaras: "Good morning. I, Rita Jackaras, [[Sarah Jackson|Sarah's]] sister [''gulping breath''] I-I- I'm sorry. My sis, she recently passed away, in an automobile accident with — [[Optimus Prime|truck]]. But sis tell me lot about you all [''not bothering to correct typos''], and the class. I'm capable of issuing exams, and grade with answer key. [''mumbling to herself''] (Uh, I'll get over this, c'mon, c'mon, [[Chris and death|get over this]], girl. Okay.) I was impressed with the successful love-relationships that have developed in the class. I hope y'all study well from sis' teachings. I wish you all good luck on the exam and future in your individual relationships. Please begin."

The individual students took the exam, and they each got their results in the mail a week later. Between our m- between our main characters, uh, Simonla got 99 percent, uh, Layla got 97, Ivy got 9sss- 99, Reginald got 98, hmm, Wild got 98, and Punchy got 100. Mm.

Everybody else got good grades. The, uh, lowest-scoring one unfortunately was this guy named - what's his - [[Clyde Cash|Clyde Raymond]], in the far corner. Well, that's what you get for sittin' in the back row! You don't get to learn as much. Stay tuned for the next episode.

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Sonichu 9 Official Videobook

2010-02-02T11:55:21Z

Noka: /* Part 2 */

'''Sonichu 9 Official Videobook''' is a series of videos made by [[Chris]], in which he reads from his comics. On 19 [[September 2009]], [[Chris]] uploaded the [[videobooks|videobooks]] for episode 19 from ''[[Sonichu 9]]''. After that, Chris ceased the uploading of videobooks, as he, at that moment, had not yet completed episode 20.

==Episode 19==
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OK, we're going to start on book number 9, which is fine, hm. Anyway once again, all Sonichu material is copyright March 17th 2000 by me, Christian Weston Chandler. Any names or persons illustrated in any of the comics except for myself that may seem similar to anyone in real life or fiction are purely coincidental or otherwise parodic.

Anyway here's the cover for book number 9. It is a good piece of artwork isn't it? Ah. In the featured in the uhh... in the episode 20 will be redone version of timmy1984's Sonichu fan promos, which I thought were pretty good but rewording could have been... used greatly. Cause he used the wrong words. Anyway

Episode 19: Date Ed. Dating Education. Even though the idea sounds dated (laughs). April 3rd, 2008, at CWCVille University. (sings). Wild and Punchy are on their way into the university. And then Wild says:

"Ah, CWCVille U, when not in the classroom, it's a great social spring"

Punchy: "oh yeah. I'm gonna take every note possible and I'm gonna show Angie a great time by May or June. huh."

Pun- and Wild's nervous right now: "yeah Punchy, so ambitious. Huh. I wonder who my woman will be."

Nearby are Simonla and Zapina, hangin' out. hm.
Well... oh, Wild goes on saying "don't pull my leg God, don't belabour it."

Anyway, Simonla's saying to Zapina
"Well have a good day at [?] High, Zapina. Learn a lot. Find a good 16 year old boy and your mom and dad will pick you up later"

Zapina: "Thank you Simonla. Zmmm. [?]. They ought to pay you more for being the best friend ever, in addition to being the best babysitter ever! Well you enjoy your classes too! I'll see ya! ZIP!"

BZZZ! hm.

Simonla: "Maybe I'll- Maybe I'll get paired up with a great man, I have a dream of having a boy and nurturing him and loving my hubby. My ros- my son's name will be Reginald Sonee. hehe!"

Later in the classroom, Wild's sitting there nervous like (laughs). And... Simonla's not so nervous like

"Wow there are an equal number of genders in this class counting myself"

Wild's thinking "Oh I'm so nervous, my head is paralyzed. It won't turn at all!"

And Punchy's confident: "Hehe. I'm gonna ace this class and wow my christian angel! Hehehaha yeahh!"

Then enters their teacher, Ms Jackarass.
Ms Jackarass: "Good morning class. Welcome to dating education. I am Ms Jackarass. I will now pass around the syllabus for the course. Please read over them at your own pace. We'll be cutting to the chase in this class even though it's only the first day. I will be pairing you all up as boy and girl couples secretly, and any remaining single or singles will be paired up with a non- with a friend or associate of mine. I myself am not available as it would be against school regulations, and I am already going out with a good cowboy! Yeehah!

Today, I will be lending out Barbara dolls for the men in this class, and Robert dolls for the women! After each of you have handed to me your written reasons for attending the class, and semester, for the first few weeks you each will practise what I teach you, and comm- and communicating with real people of your individual opposite genders! On your dolls I have loaned you, each of you, loaned each of you.

The first time is great- of great importance- the first item of great importance is to always remain calm and keep all flustered emotions off your mind when first approaching the member of your opposite gender. It will take practise to tweak your minds to hold your fears back, but I assure you, it will be well worth it in the end, with all your lucky nights! Ahaha! Just messing with ya! Ahaaa. Ahh you'll need to start- you will need to start any of all relationships by being friends first! That's most important!

Now. If you start off with beyond friend in mind, then the other person will feel nervous, and will-and will most likely walk away, ignore you or whatever. Let the romantic emotions grow between the two of you over a reasonable amount of time. A few weeks or even a few months with multiple meetings and dates with the person are well recommended. And as a gentleman, you should ask before even touching her, or ladies, you may ask him if it is cool for you to touch him, as a gesture respecting kindness.

And now [?], and now that I have established all of that, I will take roll call"

"Amy"

"Here!"

"Clem"

"Here!"

"Clyde"

"Eyyy"

"Emily"

"Here!"

"[?]"

"Here!"

"Fred"

"EHEHEY!"

"Geraldine"

"Here!"

"George"

"Hoho"

"Layla"

"Here!"

"Ivy"

"Here!"

"Punchy"

"Yo"

"Reginald"

"Here...here!"

"Simonla"

"Here, yo!"

"Wild"

"SNERGEN FLERGEN!!!"

[Chris laughs]

"What?"

"Oh i'm sorry, er... here! Here, here."

"O...KAY! Well let's st- let's start with the greetings. To quote a wise 9-year old, if you want to start a conversation with a girl, or a guy ladies, first you have to say something like "hi". If he or she says hi back, you are off to a good start.

.........

Reginald's thinking, looking at the lovely Layla, "wow, she is so cute! The class syllabus says the pairings will be made for the IM portion. I hope I get matched up with her!"

Layla (mumbles): "...if he doesn't like you, do not worry it happens. Another good way to..."

....

In the mean time Ivy is scribbling too.

............ping.

Something- and then suddenly, a thought-and then suddenly, a telepathic image occurs, doo doo doo between me and her. It turns out we are destined summoned by God and Jesus. hm.

God: " Children, I am God. I have summoned you two here because I am answering Christian's prayers. Chris this is Ivy, your sweetheart-to-be"

Jesus: "And I'm Jesus. 'Sup?"

Chris: "Uhhh hello Ivy

Ivy: "Hi Christian. Whats goin' on?"

Chris: "I'm livin' safe and well. What about you?"

Ivy: "I'm ok"

Chris: "Tell me about yourself"

Ivy: "well I'm living in blah blah blah blah my father is uhhh blah blah I shop often at blah blah blah"

Chris: "Hm. Well it all has checked out. You are true. Wow my biological clock is fixed. I trust you and I believe you. I love you
Ivy, my heart is dedicated to you.

Ivy: "aww. I'm happy for you and I'm happy to help. I love you Chris"

God: "You will recognise her [?] as your sweetheart because from a fav- from a favor on her half, your internal clock will be restored fully, your enemies of 4-cent-garbage will be vanquished, so you both will live together in peace. Live freely."

hmmm

God: "this is a future. Occurrences may occur. I have spoken."

Jesus: "so have I. Hehe. I'm hanging with my pop."

God: "ah y'all take care"

...........

Then we warp out of that zone, back into the classroom.

Ivy: "woooow. wow."

And a lot of time has passed in the class since then but anyway, Ms Jackarass says: "OK class, as our f- time is almost up, i need to inform you that I have gone through the-my roster, and I have randomly matched eassstudent- each student male with female, and I have each of your screen names written on these slips along with the screen names of your matched partners. I will be handing out the slips now. No trades, swaps or changes are allowed. For any of the pairings, y'all each will be chatting with your partners in instant messages online sections in the computer lab in the next few classes. For your homework tonight, converse with your assigned GI Joes, ladies, and likewise your assigned Barbies, gentlemen, like you were conversing with that person of your opposite gender. Handwrite out your pretend conversations as it happens, or shortly after from memory. Then handwrite a minimum of 50 word essay on your thoughts about the conversation. Class dismissed".

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After handing out the cards, Reginald Sneasel is uh, looking- uh has not read his card yet, but he's thinking ahead and being happy and he's thinking ahead, wishfully and hapfully. 

Reginald: Oh what fun, th-that cute little flaafy will have my screen name, sneaselfox, and I'll have hers! 
Layla: Punchabunch35... 
Reginald: What!? 

Then with his keen eye he looks over at Lay- over at Layla's card and reads: 

Reginald: Flaffyla237, matched with... punchabunch35?! 

Reginald Sneasel, sneaselfox, matched with floradora217. 

Reginald: [horrified] UH! 

And he knocks his bar- knocks his Barbara doll over. 

Reginald: Noooo! 

Then Punchy reads his card, he's like, 

Punchy: Hmm. Yeah, ok. Flaafyla237. Whatever, I have my eyes on angierosa938! Heheheheheeee, yes." 

Wild Sonichu AKA spidershock38 matched with digdugette416. Ehhh Ivy does not look at hers cause, sh-she's gonna look- she's not, she's neh, she's gonna hold out for me. For... me. Yeah. And Simonla Rosechu, AKA digdugette4-sisteen get matched with spidershock38. Ahhh yeah here's floradora217, who got- who got f-got matched up with sneaselfox. And this guy, George Philip, is uh, paired up with uh, Ivy. But he can't- he doesn't know it really cause, it got smudged... the name got smudged 

George: [Talks indistinct in muffled tone.] [Possibly says "floradora."] 

Shortly later we see Punchy Sonichu in front of a CWCcola machine. Hmm. The currency in CWCville is comprised of W and C quarters, which is similar to rings to Sonic. W's equal 10 and C equal 1. SO it's like you take 10 C's to make a W. But anyway all Punchy has is W's and the machine only accepts C's. Anyway. Hmm. Wild comes- Wild comes and says: 

Wild: Hey Punchy why the face? 
Punchy: Uhh. I want a soda, but it takes only C quarters and I only have W quarters. Do you have any change? 
Wild: Esh uhh, let me check. Uhhh... oh you're in luck! I have 12 C-quarters. I'll give you 10 for a W. 
Punchy: Cool, thanks. 

So then Punchy gives Wild his W-quarter and he gets 10 C-quarters. He grabs a CWCcola and enjoys it. Meanwhile there's a [pause] sleuthing Reginald Sneasel hiding in con- hiding around the corner. 

Reginald: Huh. I should have been the one paired up with that cute flaafy, Layla. Ugh! You shall not win her heart, you red dude! I will see to it, myself! 

Hmm. Nets d- nets class day, April 8th, Tuesday, in the computer lab: 

Ms. Jackaras: Well, welcome to the iDate lab! T' assure anonymininny 'n your par'ners, all gemly will work on one side of the lab facing away from the women on th' other side of the lab. Okay! All ge' ready to meet your faceless par'ners. 

So now we converse between -- right now we're conversing between [pronounces as 'Wile'] and Simonla; also known as spi'er -- also known as spidershock and digdugette. As Wile says: 

Spidershock (Wild): Hello. 

'N she says: 

DigDugette (Simonla): Hello. 
Spidershock: Hmm. Is' a nice day, issn't it? 
DigDugette: Well, yeah. It is. How d'yah like the class? 
Spidershock: Oh. Is' cool. Ever though' -- even though -- even though I am usually wild, I feel shy aroun' real women. You? 
DigDugette: Oh, same here. I get goose-pimply aroun' guys a bit. 
Spidershock: Ah. No worries. I promise not to bite. Eheheheheh. You like me so far? 
DigDugette: Hmm. I'm enjoyin' the chat so far. You're doin' okay. 

Then we go [volume decreases] then we go [volume increases] to the chat between Punchy 'n Layla. 

Punchabunch35 (Punchy): Hey hey! 'Sup? 
Flaafyla237 (Layla): Hello. Um. I'm feelin' ba-a-ashful. 
Punchabunch35: Oh. Is' cool. I would be - I would be shy myself if I have s-s-hamamna go. 
Flaafyla237: Oh? How do you you'll still want her at the end of this semester? 
Punchabunch35: Hmm. I think I stand a good chances-s. T'! She's a goo' girl. 
Flaafyla237: Really? Won't you even give me a try before you go bah-bye~? 
Punchabunch35: Ooo, are you jealous? 

Ahehe.. but then Reginald talks- oh, e-.. Reginald is sittin' right next to Punchy. He say, 

Reginald: Hey, P- [the audio and video skips here a little] --nch, I hear your partner had a daddy Taurus and looathes the color red! And, she likes women! 
Punchy: Don't mess with me dude, I'm on a roll here with this girl. 

Punchy thinks in response. But anyway fortunately d-day-.. anyway between Punchy and Simonla.. compliment- they compliment each other, found lots in common, few opposites. Flirt, flirt, flirt [chuckling going on at the last flirt], they got each other excited, and inited rarest inspirations, and enjoying and loving every moment. Between Punchy and Layla.. Layla talks and gains Punchy's s'interests. They have a lot in common, and she really turns on the charm ahehehehe, ah.. Punchy starts to fall for Layla over Angelica. Also, Punchy checks the s'rumors from Reginald from with Layla, most of which were verified false. And being a sad little sad Reginald is, he adores FloraDore but he feels jealousy, sadness, and loneliness, and contributed little. And Florence feels dumped, lonely and yes she tries and tries to cheer Reginald up! Poor littl- poor girl! 

Reginald (or Florence?): I feel like I'm gettin' the wrong end of the deal here! What the!? 

Later on after that class day, Wild le- Wild.. leaves the uh, school. He says-.. he's thinking, 

Wild: Wow.. DigDudette- DigDugette is a fun treat. I which I knew which girl she was. A one out of seven chance. 
Simonla: Oh I hear ya Layla girl! S.. [slight pause] Spidey was fun for me an' he was a real gentleman to talk too. 
Wild: (thoughts) Spidey? Heh, sound like I might hige- find out who she is after all! 

And Simonla is talkin' to Layla and Zapina comes in to.. interrupt the chat. 

Simonla: Oh hey Zapina! I was just chillin' with my new laaffy gal-pal Layla. 
Layla: Hhhi! 
Zapina: Hey Layla. [incomprehensible noise that sounds like hoobuma!] 
Layla: Laaffy? Hehe! You're one to talk; you have your arm drills, you need to pump to void (?) dig the dug. 

Hehehehehehehee! Oh.. then, Wild and Punchy definitely notice the conversation going on between the ladies. - Next class date, April 10th on a Thursday. Punchy says, 

Punchabunch35: I think I know who you are, hehe, I overheard n-re-.. a real li- an RL- an IRL chat between you an a frien'. 
Flaafyla237: O-oh you naughty b-o-oy. We're not supposed to have gone in real life yet. 
Punchabunch35: Oh I know, hmmmm~ 
Flaafyla237: Well, wha ya have in mind? 
Punchabunch35: You have moved me better than Angie. How 'bout dinner and a movie after class? 
Flaafyla237: Welll.. 

But Reginald sneaks under and is n-prepared to snip the cord of connection. Pff. He disconnects Punchy's keyboard... 

Flaaflyla237: I'd love to! But let's only have dinner tonight. An I'm in the mood for gril.. for grilled chicken sandwich at McD. Issat cool? 
Punchabunch35: Uh yeah, well.. 
Punchy: Wait a minute, I'm not gettin' anything inwhat theI can't type anything in! 
Flaafyla237: Bunch? Bunch a bunch? 
Punchy: Wild? Wild! 

Wild.. Wild's s'sittin right nes to him. So.. he tells Wild. 

Punchy: Please go tell the flaafy girl I said, 'is cool, I'll meet her outside the school, and my keyboard stopped working for me.' Dangit! What the deuce? 

So then yet again s'da teacher's instructions, Wild broke those to the women's side and talks to Layla.. and talks to, and talks to Laaf- Layla. 

Wild: Uh eh, excu- uh, excuse me. 
Layla: Yes? 
Wild: Uh Punchy, uh, Punchabunch, sent me to inform you his keyboard stopped working but he will meet you outside the school buildinglater.. 
Layla: Oh dear! Well, please tell him it is good, I'll meet him by the front s-sc-school.. school front at four thirty. Thank you! 

Nn.. mn mey, da-p.. and then Wild looks over to her screen n'then he sees that uh, it's the same conversation s-sh, he's been having with uh, DigDugette! 

Wild: [gasp] I thought so! 

He exclaims, then he- 

Layla: What? 

And then he points over to Simonla he says, 

Wild: I've been talking to her this whole time! 

And.. h, Simonla notices and surprise, and turns around and sees him. 

Simonla: [gasps as well] Oh my god, spidershock!? 
Wild: Yeah! 
Simonla: W-.. wow. You're more handsome then y'give yourself credit for! 
Wild: And you are.. simply dazzling! 
 
[Chris starts singing this 'romantic' tune] Cupid's arrow, has struck!

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Oooommm, ahh. Love at first sight. Well, near first sight, anyway. And they lock hands in love. Then, after the class... [''Ptoo! Ptoo!''] Makin' like a- like an- like the spider- makin' like electric hedgehog, heh, or a spider monkey or whatever, huh huh.

Uh, he swings her o- he swings Simon- [[Wild]] swings [[Simonla]] over to his... wild tree house, to his tree house, and Wild turns on the power in his house and, he's like, heh, and she- and Simonla's impressed. Hm.

:Simonla: "Wooow. Bigcommonfactor we both build, tinker and construct."

:Wild: "Yeah, [[Chris|Big C]] donated the mattress, battery, lights and pillows," Wild says, "but I built this tree house and furniture."

:Simonla: "Hhhhhhhh (in apparent admiration). Wow."

Then Simonla's like, "Oh, c'mon, you have to see my pad" then.

So then they swing back over to [[CWCville]], and they par- and they park across in the [[CWCville Mall|mall]]. And it's like, it's underground.

:Simonla: "Oh please, don't take root here yet, Wild, heh heh."

It's ten feet down to her ceiling from the mailbox. [''rustles paper ferociously'']

And then he- and they get down and then she turns on the lights in there. Wild's... impressed, as well.

:Wild: "Yeah, impressive. You're a constructor, huh? Got the PhD, got the [[CADD|degree]] an' everything. Sweet."

This is a layout of Wild Sonichu's tree house. One look's at the outside and front, and then bird's-eye view of the inside. And then you go underground to Simonla's... underground home, you might say her rabbit hole, heh. Yeah, but she's not a rabbit. Yep. Okay.

But now retracting to back after t- after the [[Dating education|class]]... [[Layla]] just steps out of the university, she's lookin'.

:Layla: "Yeah, yeah, Punch-a-bunch?"

:Punchy: "Yo. You can call me [[Punchy]]."

:Layla: "Uh. Call me dazzled. Naahaahaa [''sheeplike laugh''] I'm Layla."

Hm. And then she d- and then he dashes around her and he says:

:Punchy: "Well Layla, I have a [[Prower|bike and a side car]]. Let's paint an [[McDonald's|McD]] [''em-cee-dee''] red, white and yellow."

:Layla: "Oh yes, ha ha. Oh, [''slipping back into Chris's voice''] you know, I prefer to [[obesity|exercise a lot]] by walking."

:Punchy: "It's okay. I'm sure your feet could use a break. Let's go."

[''VROOM'']

So then they ride on Punchy's motorcycle.

[''VROOOOOOMMMM'']

To an McD just a couple of miles away.

So uh, once they're inside, they make their order. Punchy, Punchy says:

:Punchy: "Yeah, I'll have a number 5, grilled, no mayo, no salt on da freedom fries."

And then, and Layla says:

:Layla: "Yeah, and I'll have a Caesar salad, [[pickle|pickles]] on the side, and a diet cola. Oh, and ranch dressing, please."

So then, they get to their table and they're enjoying their meal. So Layla's munch-munching on her salad, and Punchy offers her- offers her a fry. [''Mumbling''] Yeah, he offers her a fry.

:Punchy: "Ah, come on."

:Layla: "Mmmm, okay. Aaaaaa [''presumably eating'']"

And [[Reginald|Reginald's]] outside looking in that McDonald's, and he's sad. But then, suddenly, somebody taps him on the shoulder, from behind. It's [[Angelica]]!

:Angelica: "I've heard from Flo that you need a friend."

So later at CWCville park, Reginald and Angelica got to talkin'. Hm.

:Angelica: "Really. I feel for you. An important lesson from your- from your class [''emphatic Chris voice''] that should be on the test is that you have to forget your fears [''returning to Angelica's voice''] and talk to the woman before she can be swept away by [[jerks|anyone else]]."

:Reginald: "Yeah. Anyway, thanks for listening. Layla was cute, but I guess I'll get over it. You're pretty too, Angelica. But you probably wouldn't want to go out with meee [''nasal''].

:Angelica: "Oh, nonsense. I think you're sweet, handsome and [[honest]]. I would love to continue hangin' with you."

:Reginald: "Really? Wow! Would you like to have dinner at my place tonight?"

:Angelica: "Sure. I'd love that."

Wow. Huh! And then, she reaches over for his... [[Claw of Fail|claw]], and then they look into each other's eyes, and take a moment to have- take a moment to smile at each other.

But they're not the only ones in CWCville park. Nearby are Punchy and Layla on the bench at the far side, and in the middle is Wild and Simonla. And Simonla says to Wild:

:Simonla: "Can this really work, Wild? You're electric, I'm ground and you're grass."

:Wild: "I don't care, Simonla. I love you, no ''doubt'' about it!"

:Simonla: "Oh Wild, I love you too!"

And then they all just enjoy the sunset. [''feebly''] Yay...

Off behind them in the distance, uh, [[Ivy]] enjoys the sunset as w- as well from the rooftop of CWCville shopping center.

:Ivy: "I pray for your safe voyage to me; I will wait for you. As [[Godjesus|God and Jesus]] has guided me to."

[''Zooms out and starts singing something (?) for a few seconds'']

But uh, okay, let's- now Tuesday, May 6th, 2008, the final exam of the- of [[Dating education|DAT 303]]. Unfortunately, it's not Ms. Jackaras that comes today — it's her sister.

:Ms. Jackaras: "Good morning. I, Rita Jackaras, [[Sarah Jackson|Sarah's]] sister [''gulping breath''] I-I- I'm sorry. My sis, she recently passed away, in an automobile accident with — [[Optimus Prime|truck]]. But sis tell me lot about you all [''not bothering to correct typos''], and the class. I'm capable of issuing exams, and grade with answer key. [''mumbling to herself''] (Uh, I'll get over this, c'mon, c'mon, [[Chris and death|get over this]], girl. Okay.) I was impressed with the successful love-relationships that have developed in the class. I hope y'all study well from sis' teachings. I wish you all good luck on the exam and future in your individual relationships. Please begin."

The individual students took the exam, and they each got their results in the mail a week later. Between our m- between our main characters, uh, Simonla got 99 percent, uh, Layla got 97, Ivy got 9sss- 99, Reginald got 98, hmm, Wild got 98, and Punchy got 100. Mm.

Everybody else got good grades. The, uh, lowest-scoring one unfortunately was this guy named - what's his - [[Clyde Cash|Clyde Raymond]], in the far corner. Well, that's what you get for sittin' in the back row! You don't get to learn as much. Stay tuned for the next episode.

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Sonichu 9 Official Videobook

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'''Sonichu 9 Official Videobook''' is a series of videos made by [[Chris]], in which he reads from his comics. On 19 [[September 2009]], [[Chris]] uploaded the [[videobooks|videobooks]] for episode 19 from ''[[Sonichu 9]]''. After that, Chris ceased the uploading of videobooks, as he, at that moment, had not yet completed episode 20.

==Episode 19==
===Part 1===
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OK, we're going to start on book number 9, which is fine, hm. Anyway once again, all Sonichu material is copyright March 17th 2000 by me, Christian Weston Chandler. Any names or persons illustrated in any of the comics except for myself that may seem similar to anyone in real life or fiction are purely coincidental or otherwise parodic.

Anyway here's the cover for book number 9. It is a good piece of artwork isn't it? Ah. In the featured in the uhh... in the episode 20 will be redone version of timmy1984's Sonichu fan promos, which I thought were pretty good but rewording could have been... used greatly. Cause he used the wrong words. Anyway

Episode 19: Date Ed. Dating Education. Even though the idea sounds dated (laughs). April 3rd, 2008, at CWCVille University. (sings). Wild and Punchy are on their way into the university. And then Wild says:

"Ah, CWCVille U, when not in the classroom, it's a great social spring"

Punchy: "oh yeah. I'm gonna take every note possible and I'm gonna show Angie a great time by May or June. huh."

Pun- and Wild's nervous right now: "yeah Punchy, so ambitious. Huh. I wonder who my woman will be."

Nearby are Simonla and Zapina, hangin' out. hm.
Well... oh, Wild goes on saying "don't pull my leg God, don't belabour it."

Anyway, Simonla's saying to Zapina
"Well have a good day at [?] High, Zapina. Learn a lot. Find a good 16 year old boy and your mom and dad will pick you up later"

Zapina: "Thank you Simonla. Zmmm. [?]. They ought to pay you more for being the best friend ever, in addition to being the best babysitter ever! Well you enjoy your classes too! I'll see ya! ZIP!"

BZZZ! hm.

Simonla: "Maybe I'll- Maybe I'll get paired up with a great man, I have a dream of having a boy and nurturing him and loving my hubby. My ros- my son's name will be Reginald Sonee. hehe!"

Later in the classroom, Wild's sitting there nervous like (laughs). And... Simonla's not so nervous like

"Wow there are an equal number of genders in this class counting myself"

Wild's thinking "Oh I'm so nervous, my head is paralyzed. It won't turn at all!"

And Punchy's confident: "Hehe. I'm gonna ace this class and wow my christian angel! Hehehaha yeahh!"

Then enters their teacher, Ms Jackarass.
Ms Jackarass: "Good morning class. Welcome to dating education. I am Ms Jackarass. I will now pass around the syllabus for the course. Please read over them at your own pace. We'll be cutting to the chase in this class even though it's only the first day. I will be pairing you all up as boy and girl couples secretly, and any remaining single or singles will be paired up with a non- with a friend or associate of mine. I myself am not available as it would be against school regulations, and I am already going out with a good cowboy! Yeehah!

Today, I will be lending out Barbara dolls for the men in this class, and Robert dolls for the women! After each of you have handed to me your written reasons for attending the class, and semester, for the first few weeks you each will practise what I teach you, and comm- and communicating with real people of your individual opposite genders! On your dolls I have loaned you, each of you, loaned each of you.

The first time is great- of great importance- the first item of great importance is to always remain calm and keep all flustered emotions off your mind when first approaching the member of your opposite gender. It will take practise to tweak your minds to hold your fears back, but I assure you, it will be well worth it in the end, with all your lucky nights! Ahaha! Just messing with ya! Ahaaa. Ahh you'll need to start- you will need to start any of all relationships by being friends first! That's most important!

Now. If you start off with beyond friend in mind, then the other person will feel nervous, and will-and will most likely walk away, ignore you or whatever. Let the romantic emotions grow between the two of you over a reasonable amount of time. A few weeks or even a few months with multiple meetings and dates with the person are well recommended. And as a gentleman, you should ask before even touching her, or ladies, you may ask him if it is cool for you to touch him, as a gesture respecting kindness.

And now [?], and now that I have established all of that, I will take roll call"

"Amy"

"Here!"

"Clem"

"Here!"

"Clyde"

"Eyyy"

"Emily"

"Here!"

"[?]"

"Here!"

"Fred"

"EHEHEY!"

"Geraldine"

"Here!"

"George"

"Hoho"

"Layla"

"Here!"

"Ivy"

"Here!"

"Punchy"

"Yo"

"Reginald"

"Here...here!"

"Simonla"

"Here, yo!"

"Wild"

"SNERGEN FLERGEN!!!"

[Chris laughs]

"What?"

"Oh i'm sorry, er... here! Here, here."

"O...KAY! Well let's st- let's start with the greetings. To quote a wise 9-year old, if you want to start a conversation with a girl, or a guy ladies, first you have to say something like "hi". If he or she says hi back, you are off to a good start.

.........

Reginald's thinking, looking at the lovely Layla, "wow, she is so cute! The class syllabus says the pairings will be made for the IM portion. I hope I get matched up with her!"

Layla (mumbles): "...if he doesn't like you, do not worry it happens. Another good way to..."

....

In the mean time Ivy is scribbling too.

............ping.

Something- and then suddenly, a thought-and then suddenly, a telepathic image occurs, doo doo doo between me and her. It turns out we are destined summoned by God and Jesus. hm.

God: " Children, I am God. I have summoned you two here because I am answering Christian's prayers. Chris this is Ivy, your sweetheart-to-be"

Jesus: "And I'm Jesus. 'Sup?"

Chris: "Uhhh hello Ivy

Ivy: "Hi Christian. Whats goin' on?"

Chris: "I'm livin' safe and well. What about you?"

Ivy: "I'm ok"

Chris: "Tell me about yourself"

Ivy: "well I'm living in blah blah blah blah my father is uhhh blah blah I shop often at blah blah blah"

Chris: "Hm. Well it all has checked out. You are true. Wow my biological clock is fixed. I trust you and I believe you. I love you
Ivy, my heart is dedicated to you.

Ivy: "aww. I'm happy for you and I'm happy to help. I love you Chris"

God: "You will recognise her [?] as your sweetheart because from a fav- from a favor on her half, your internal clock will be restored fully, your enemies of 4-cent-garbage will be vanquished, so you both will live together in peace. Live freely."

hmmm

God: "this is a future. Occurrences may occur. I have spoken."

Jesus: "so have I. Hehe. I'm hanging with my pop."

God: "ah y'all take care"

...........

Then we warp out of that zone, back into the classroom.

Ivy: "woooow. wow."

And a lot of time has passed in the class since then but anyway, Ms Jackarass says: "OK class, as our f- time is almost up, i need to inform you that I have gone through the-my roster, and I have randomly matched eassstudent- each student male with female, and I have each of your screen names written on these slips along with the screen names of your matched partners. I will be handing out the slips now. No trades, swaps or changes are allowed. For any of the pairings, y'all each will be chatting with your partners in instant messages online sections in the computer lab in the next few classes. For your homework tonight, converse with your assigned GI Joes, ladies, and likewise your assigned Barbies, gentlemen, like you were conversing with that person of your opposite gender. Handwrite out your pretend conversations as it happens, or shortly after from memory. Then handwrite a minimum of 50 word essay on your thoughts about the conversation. Class dismissed".

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After handing out the cards, Reginald Sneasel is uh, looking- uh has not read his card yet, but he's thinking ahead and being happy and he's thinking ahead, wishfully and hapfully. 

Reginald: Oh what fun, th-that cute little flaafy will have my screen name, sneaselfox, and I'll have hers!
Layla: Punchabunch35...
Reginald: What!? 

Then with his keen eye he looks over at Lay- over at Layla's card and reads: 

Reginald: Flaffyla237, matched with... punchabunch35?! 

Reginald Sneasel, sneaselfox, matched with floradora217. 

Reginald: [horrified] UH! 

And he knocks his bar- knocks his Barbara doll over. 

Reginald: Noooo! 

Then Punchy reads his card, he's like, 

Punchy: Hmm. Yeah, ok. Flaafyla237. Whatever, I have my eyes on angierosa938! Heheheheheeee, yes." 

Wild Sonichu AKA spidershock38 matched with digdugette416. Ehhh Ivy does not look at hers cause, sh-she's gonna look- she's not, she's neh, she's gonna hold out for me. For... me. Yeah. And Simonla Rosechu, AKA digdugette4-sisteen get matched with spidershock38. Ahhh yeah here's floradora217, who got- who got f-got matched up with sneaselfox. And this guy, George Philip, is uh, paired up with uh, Ivy. But he can't- he doesn't know it really cause, it got smudged... the name got smudged 

George: [Talks indistinct in muffled tone.] [Possibly says "floradora."] 

Shortly later we see Punchy Sonichu in front of a CWCcola machine. Hmm. The currency in CWCville is comprised of W and C quarters, which is similar to rings to Sonic. W's equal 10 and C equal 1. SO it's like you take 10 C's to make a W. But anyway all Punchy has is W's and the machine only accepts C's. Anyway. Hmm. Wild comes- Wild comes and says: 

Wild: Hey Punchy why the face?
Punchy: Uhh. I want a soda, but it takes only C quarters and I only have W quarters. Do you have any change?
Wild: Esh uhh, let me check. Uhhh... oh you're in luck! I have 12 C-quarters. I'll give you 10 for a W.
Punchy: Cool, thanks. 

So then Punchy gives Wild his W-quarter and he gets 10 C-quarters. He grabs a CWCcola and enjoys it. Meanwhile there's a [pause] sleuthing Reginald Sneasel hiding in con- hiding around the corner. 

Reginald: Huh. I should have been the one paired up with that cute flaafy, Layla. Ugh! You shall not win her heart, you red dude! I will see to it, myself! 

Hmm. Nets d- nets class day, April 8th, Tuesday, in the computer lab: 

Ms. Jackaras: Well, welcome to the iDate lab! T' assure anonymininny 'n your par'ners, all gemly will work on one side of the lab facing away from the women on th' other side of the lab. Okay! All ge' ready to meet your faceless par'ners. 

So now we converse between -- right now we're conversing between [pronounces as 'Wile'] and Simonla; also known as spi'er -- also known as spidershock and digdugette. As Wile says: 

Spidershock (Wild): Hello. 

'N she says: 

DigDugette (Simonla): Hello.
Spidershock: Hmm. Is' a nice day, issn't it?
DigDugette: Well, yeah. It is. How d'yah like the class?
Spidershock: Oh. Is' cool. Ever though' -- even though -- even though I am usually wild, I feel shy aroun' real women. You?
DigDugette: Oh, same here. I get goose-pimply aroun' guys a bit.
Spidershock: Ah. No worries. I promise not to bite. Eheheheheh. You like me so far?
DigDugette: Hmm. I'm enjoyin' the chat so far. You're doin' okay. 

Then we go [volume decreases] then we go [volume increases] to the chat between Punchy 'n Layla. 

Punchabunch35 (Punchy): Hey hey! 'Sup?
Flaafyla237 (Layla): Hello. Um. I'm feelin' ba-a-ashful.
Punchabunch35: Oh. Is' cool. I would be - I would be shy myself if I have s-s-hamamna go.
Flaafyla237: Oh? How do you you'll still want her at the end of this semester?
Punchabunch35: Hmm. I think I stand a good chances-s. T'! She's a goo' girl.
Flaafyla237: Really? Won't you even give me a try before you go bah-bye~?
Punchabunch35: Ooo, are you jealous? 

Ahehe.. but then Reginald talks- oh, e-.. Reginald is sittin' right next to Punchy. He say, 

Reginald: Hey, P- [the audio and video skips here a little] --nch, I hear your partner had a daddy Taurus and looathes the color red! And, she likes women!
Punchy: Don't mess with me dude, I'm on a roll here with this girl. 

Punchy thinks in response. But anyway fortunately d-day-.. anyway between Punchy and Simonla.. compliment- they compliment each other, found lots in common, few opposites. Flirt, flirt, flirt [chuckling going on at the last flirt], they got each other excited, and inited rarest inspirations, and enjoying and loving every moment. Between Punchy and Layla.. Layla talks and gains Punchy's s'interests. They have a lot in common, and she really turns on the charm ahehehehe, ah.. Punchy starts to fall for Layla over Angelica. Also, Punchy checks the s'rumors from Reginald from with Layla, most of which were verified false. And being a sad little sad Reginald is, he adores FloraDore but he feels jealousy, sadness, and loneliness, and contributed little. And Florence feels dumped, lonely and yes she tries and tries to cheer Reginald up! Poor littl- poor girl! 

Reginald (or Florence?): I feel like I'm gettin' the wrong end of the deal here! What the!? 

Later on after that class day, Wild le- Wild.. leaves the uh, school. He says-.. he's thinking, 

Wild: Wow.. DigDudette- DigDugette is a fun treat. I which I knew which girl she was. A one out of seven chance.
Simonla: Oh I hear ya Layla girl! S.. [slight pause] Spidey was fun for me an' he was a real gentleman to talk too.
Wild: (thoughts) Spidey? Heh, sound like I might hige- find out who she is after all! 

And Simonla is talkin' to Layla and Zapina comes in to.. interrupt the chat. 

Simonla: Oh hey Zapina! I was just chillin' with my new laaffy gal-pal Layla.
Layla: Hhhi!
Zapina: Hey Layla. [incomprehensible noise that sounds like hoobuma!]
Layla: Laaffy? Hehe! You're one to talk; you have your arm drills, you need to pump to void (?) dig the dug. 

Hehehehehehehee! Oh.. then, Wild and Punchy definitely notice the conversation going on between the ladies. - Next class date, April 10th on a Thursday. Punchy says, 

Punchabunch35: I think I know who you are, hehe, I overheard n-re-.. a real li- an RL- an IRL chat between you an a frien'.
Flaafyla237: O-oh you naughty b-o-oy. We're not supposed to have gone in real life yet.
Punchabunch35: Oh I know, hmmmm~
Flaafyla237: Well, wha ya have in mind?
Punchabunch35: You have moved me better than Angie. How 'bout dinner and a movie after class?
Flaafyla237: Welll.. 

But Reginald sneaks under and is n-prepared to snip the cord of connection. Pff. He disconnects Punchy's keyboard... 

Flaaflyla237: I'd love to! But let's only have dinner tonight. An I'm in the mood for gril.. for grilled chicken sandwich at McD. Issat cool?
Punchabunch35: Uh yeah, well..
Punchy: Wait a minute, I'm not gettin' anything inwhat theI can't type anything in!
Flaafyla237: Bunch? Bunch a bunch?
Punchy: Wild? Wild! 

Wild.. Wild's s'sittin right nes to him. So.. he tells Wild. 

Punchy: Please go tell the flaafy girl I said, 'is cool, I'll meet her outside the school, and my keyboard stopped working for me.' Dangit! What the deuce? 

So then yet again s'da teacher's instructions, Wild broke those to the women's side and talks to Layla.. and talks to, and talks to Laaf- Layla. 

Wild: Uh eh, excu- uh, excuse me.
Layla: Yes?
Wild: Uh Punchy, uh, Punchabunch, sent me to inform you his keyboard stopped working but he will meet you outside the school buildinglater..
Layla: Oh dear! Well, please tell him it is good, I'll meet him by the front s-sc-school.. school front at four thirty. Thank you! 

Nn.. mn mey, da-p.. and then Wild looks over to her screen n'then he sees that uh, it's the same conversation s-sh, he's been having with uh, DigDugette! 

Wild: [gasp] I thought so! 

He exclaims, then he- 

Layla: What? 

And then he points over to Simonla he says, 

Wild: I've been talking to her this whole time! 

And.. h, Simonla notices and surprise, and turns around and sees him. 

Simonla: [gasps as well] Oh my god, spidershock!?
Wild: Yeah!
Simonla: W-.. wow. You're more handsome then y'give yourself credit for!
Wild: And you are.. simply dazzling!
 
[Chris starts singing this 'romantic' tune] Cupid's arrow, has struck!

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Oooommm, ahh. Love at first sight. Well, near first sight, anyway. And they lock hands in love. Then, after the class... [''Ptoo! Ptoo!''] Makin' like a- like an- like the spider- makin' like electric hedgehog, heh, or a spider monkey or whatever, huh huh.

Uh, he swings her o- he swings Simon- [[Wild]] swings [[Simonla]] over to his... wild tree house, to his tree house, and Wild turns on the power in his house and, he's like, heh, and she- and Simonla's impressed. Hm.

:Simonla: "Wooow. Bigcommonfactor we both build, tinker and construct."

:Wild: "Yeah, [[Chris|Big C]] donated the mattress, battery, lights and pillows," Wild says, "but I built this tree house and furniture."

:Simonla: "Hhhhhhhh (in apparent admiration). Wow."

Then Simonla's like, "Oh, c'mon, you have to see my pad" then.

So then they swing back over to [[CWCville]], and they par- and they park across in the [[CWCville Mall|mall]]. And it's like, it's underground.

:Simonla: "Oh please, don't take root here yet, Wild, heh heh."

It's ten feet down to her ceiling from the mailbox. [''rustles paper ferociously'']

And then he- and they get down and then she turns on the lights in there. Wild's... impressed, as well.

:Wild: "Yeah, impressive. You're a constructor, huh? Got the PhD, got the [[CADD|degree]] an' everything. Sweet."

This is a layout of Wild Sonichu's tree house. One look's at the outside and front, and then bird's-eye view of the inside. And then you go underground to Simonla's... underground home, you might say her rabbit hole, heh. Yeah, but she's not a rabbit. Yep. Okay.

But now retracting to back after t- after the [[Dating education|class]]... [[Layla]] just steps out of the university, she's lookin'.

:Layla: "Yeah, yeah, Punch-a-bunch?"

:Punchy: "Yo. You can call me [[Punchy]]."

:Layla: "Uh. Call me dazzled. Naahaahaa [''sheeplike laugh''] I'm Layla."

Hm. And then she d- and then he dashes around her and he says:

:Punchy: "Well Layla, I have a [[Prower|bike and a side car]]. Let's paint an [[McDonald's|McD]] [''em-cee-dee''] red, white and yellow."

:Layla: "Oh yes, ha ha. Oh, [''slipping back into Chris's voice''] you know, I prefer to [[obesity|exercise a lot]] by walking."

:Punchy: "It's okay. I'm sure your feet could use a break. Let's go."

[''VROOM'']

So then they ride on Punchy's motorcycle.

[''VROOOOOOMMMM'']

To an McD just a couple of miles away.

So uh, once they're inside, they make their order. Punchy, Punchy says:

:Punchy: "Yeah, I'll have a number 5, grilled, no mayo, no salt on da freedom fries."

And then, and Layla says:

:Layla: "Yeah, and I'll have a Caesar salad, [[pickle|pickles]] on the side, and a diet cola. Oh, and ranch dressing, please."

So then, they get to their table and they're enjoying their meal. So Layla's munch-munching on her salad, and Punchy offers her- offers her a fry. [''Mumbling''] Yeah, he offers her a fry.

:Punchy: "Ah, come on."

:Layla: "Mmmm, okay. Aaaaaa [''presumably eating'']"

And [[Reginald|Reginald's]] outside looking in that McDonald's, and he's sad. But then, suddenly, somebody taps him on the shoulder, from behind. It's [[Angelica]]!

:Angelica: "I've heard from Flo that you need a friend."

So later at CWCville park, Reginald and Angelica got to talkin'. Hm.

:Angelica: "Really. I feel for you. An important lesson from your- from your class [''emphatic Chris voice''] that should be on the test is that you have to forget your fears [''returning to Angelica's voice''] and talk to the woman before she can be swept away by [[jerks|anyone else]]."

:Reginald: "Yeah. Anyway, thanks for listening. Layla was cute, but I guess I'll get over it. You're pretty too, Angelica. But you probably wouldn't want to go out with meee [''nasal''].

:Angelica: "Oh, nonsense. I think you're sweet, handsome and [[honest]]. I would love to continue hangin' with you."

:Reginald: "Really? Wow! Would you like to have dinner at my place tonight?"

:Angelica: "Sure. I'd love that."

Wow. Huh! And then, she reaches over for his... [[Claw of Fail|claw]], and then they look into each other's eyes, and take a moment to have- take a moment to smile at each other.

But they're not the only ones in CWCville park. Nearby are Punchy and Layla on the bench at the far side, and in the middle is Wild and Simonla. And Simonla says to Wild:

:Simonla: "Can this really work, Wild? You're electric, I'm ground and you're grass."

:Wild: "I don't care, Simonla. I love you, no ''doubt'' about it!"

:Simonla: "Oh Wild, I love you too!"

And then they all just enjoy the sunset. [''feebly''] Yay...

Off behind them in the distance, uh, [[Ivy]] enjoys the sunset as w- as well from the rooftop of CWCville shopping center.

:Ivy: "I pray for your safe voyage to me; I will wait for you. As [[Godjesus|God and Jesus]] has guided me to."

[''Zooms out and starts singing something (?) for a few seconds'']

But uh, okay, let's- now Tuesday, May 6th, 2008, the final exam of the- of [[Dating education|DAT 303]]. Unfortunately, it's not Ms. Jackaras that comes today — it's her sister.

:Ms. Jackaras: "Good morning. I, Rita Jackaras, [[Sarah Jackson|Sarah's]] sister [''gulping breath''] I-I- I'm sorry. My sis, she recently passed away, in an automobile accident with — [[Optimus Prime|truck]]. But sis tell me lot about you all [''not bothering to correct typos''], and the class. I'm capable of issuing exams, and grade with answer key. [''mumbling to herself''] (Uh, I'll get over this, c'mon, c'mon, [[Chris and death|get over this]], girl. Okay.) I was impressed with the successful love-relationships that have developed in the class. I hope y'all study well from sis' teachings. I wish you all good luck on the exam and future in your individual relationships. Please begin."

The individual students took the exam, and they each got their results in the mail a week later. Between our m- between our main characters, uh, Simonla got 99 percent, uh, Layla got 97, Ivy got 9sss- 99, Reginald got 98, hmm, Wild got 98, and Punchy got 100. Mm.

Everybody else got good grades. The, uh, lowest-scoring one unfortunately was this guy named - what's his - [[Clyde Cash|Clyde Raymond]], in the far corner. Well, that's what you get for sittin' in the back row! You don't get to learn as much. Stay tuned for the next episode.

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'''Sonichu 9 Official Videobook''' is a series of videos made by [[Chris]], in which he reads from his comics. On 19 [[September 2009]], [[Chris]] uploaded the [[videobooks|videobooks]] for episode 19 from ''[[Sonichu 9]]''. After that, Chris ceased the uploading of videobooks, as he, at that moment, had not yet completed episode 20.

==Episode 19==
===Part 1===
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OK, we're going to start on book number 9, which is fine, hm. Anyway once again, all Sonichu material is copyright March 17th 2000 by me, Christian Weston Chandler. Any names or persons illustrated in any of the comics except for myself that may seem similar to anyone in real life or fiction are purely coincidental or otherwise parodic.

Anyway here's the cover for book number 9. It is a good piece of artwork isn't it? Ah. In the featured in the uhh... in the episode 20 will be redone version of timmy1984's Sonichu fan promos, which I thought were pretty good but rewording could have been... used greatly. Cause he used the wrong words. Anyway

Episode 19: Date Ed. Dating Education. Even though the idea sounds dated (laughs). April 3rd, 2008, at CWCVille University. (sings). Wild and Punchy are on their way into the university. And then Wild says:

"Ah, CWCVille U, when not in the classroom, it's a great social spring"

Punchy: "oh yeah. I'm gonna take every note possible and I'm gonna show Angie a great time by May or June. huh."

Pun- and Wild's nervous right now: "yeah Punchy, so ambitious. Huh. I wonder who my woman will be."

Nearby are Simonla and Zapina, hangin' out. hm.
Well... oh, Wild goes on saying "don't pull my leg God, don't belabour it."

Anyway, Simonla's saying to Zapina
"Well have a good day at [?] High, Zapina. Learn a lot. Find a good 16 year old boy and your mom and dad will pick you up later"

Zapina: "Thank you Simonla. Zmmm. [?]. They ought to pay you more for being the best friend ever, in addition to being the best babysitter ever! Well you enjoy your classes too! I'll see ya! ZIP!"

BZZZ! hm.

Simonla: "Maybe I'll- Maybe I'll get paired up with a great man, I have a dream of having a boy and nurturing him and loving my hubby. My ros- my son's name will be Reginald Sonee. hehe!"

Later in the classroom, Wild's sitting there nervous like (laughs). And... Simonla's not so nervous like

"Wow there are an equal number of genders in this class counting myself"

Wild's thinking "Oh I'm so nervous, my head is paralyzed. It won't turn at all!"

And Punchy's confident: "Hehe. I'm gonna ace this class and wow my christian angel! Hehehaha yeahh!"

Then enters their teacher, Ms Jackarass.
Ms Jackarass: "Good morning class. Welcome to dating education. I am Ms Jackarass. I will now pass around the syllabus for the course. Please read over them at your own pace. We'll be cutting to the chase in this class even though it's only the first day. I will be pairing you all up as boy and girl couples secretly, and any remaining single or singles will be paired up with a non- with a friend or associate of mine. I myself am not available as it would be against school regulations, and I am already going out with a good cowboy! Yeehah!

Today, I will be lending out Barbara dolls for the men in this class, and Robert dolls for the women! After each of you have handed to me your written reasons for attending the class, and semester, for the first few weeks you each will practise what I teach you, and comm- and communicating with real people of your individual opposite genders! On your dolls I have loaned you, each of you, loaned each of you.

The first time is great- of great importance- the first item of great importance is to always remain calm and keep all flustered emotions off your mind when first approaching the member of your opposite gender. It will take practise to tweak your minds to hold your fears back, but I assure you, it will be well worth it in the end, with all your lucky nights! Ahaha! Just messing with ya! Ahaaa. Ahh you'll need to start- you will need to start any of all relationships by being friends first! That's most important!

Now. If you start off with beyond friend in mind, then the other person will feel nervous, and will-and will most likely walk away, ignore you or whatever. Let the romantic emotions grow between the two of you over a reasonable amount of time. A few weeks or even a few months with multiple meetings and dates with the person are well recommended. And as a gentleman, you should ask before even touching her, or ladies, you may ask him if it is cool for you to touch him, as a gesture respecting kindness.

And now [?], and now that I have established all of that, I will take roll call"

"Amy"

"Here!"

"Clem"

"Here!"

"Clyde"

"Eyyy"

"Emily"

"Here!"

"[?]"

"Here!"

"Fred"

"EHEHEY!"

"Geraldine"

"Here!"

"George"

"Hoho"

"Layla"

"Here!"

"Ivy"

"Here!"

"Punchy"

"Yo"

"Reginald"

"Here...here!"

"Simonla"

"Here, yo!"

"Wild"

"SNERGEN FLERGEN!!!"

[Chris laughs]

"What?"

"Oh i'm sorry, er... here! Here, here."

"O...KAY! Well let's st- let's start with the greetings. To quote a wise 9-year old, if you want to start a conversation with a girl, or a guy ladies, first you have to say something like "hi". If he or she says hi back, you are off to a good start.

.........

Reginald's thinking, looking at the lovely Layla, "wow, she is so cute! The class syllabus says the pairings will be made for the IM portion. I hope I get matched up with her!"

Layla (mumbles): "...if he doesn't like you, do not worry it happens. Another good way to..."

....

In the mean time Ivy is scribbling too.

............ping.

Something- and then suddenly, a thought-and then suddenly, a telepathic image occurs, doo doo doo between me and her. It turns out we are destined summoned by God and Jesus. hm.

God: " Children, I am God. I have summoned you two here because I am answering Christian's prayers. Chris this is Ivy, your sweetheart-to-be"

Jesus: "And I'm Jesus. 'Sup?"

Chris: "Uhhh hello Ivy

Ivy: "Hi Christian. Whats goin' on?"

Chris: "I'm livin' safe and well. What about you?"

Ivy: "I'm ok"

Chris: "Tell me about yourself"

Ivy: "well I'm living in blah blah blah blah my father is uhhh blah blah I shop often at blah blah blah"

Chris: "Hm. Well it all has checked out. You are true. Wow my biological clock is fixed. I trust you and I believe you. I love you
Ivy, my heart is dedicated to you.

Ivy: "aww. I'm happy for you and I'm happy to help. I love you Chris"

God: "You will recognise her [?] as your sweetheart because from a fav- from a favor on her half, your internal clock will be restored fully, your enemies of 4-cent-garbage will be vanquished, so you both will live together in peace. Live freely."

hmmm

God: "this is a future. Occurrences may occur. I have spoken."

Jesus: "so have I. Hehe. I'm hanging with my pop."

God: "ah y'all take care"

...........

Then we warp out of that zone, back into the classroom.

Ivy: "woooow. wow."

And a lot of time has passed in the class since then but anyway, Ms Jackarass says: "OK class, as our f- time is almost up, i need to inform you that I have gone through the-my roster, and I have randomly matched eassstudent- each student male with female, and I have each of your screen names written on these slips along with the screen names of your matched partners. I will be handing out the slips now. No trades, swaps or changes are allowed. For any of the pairings, y'all each will be chatting with your partners in instant messages online sections in the computer lab in the next few classes. For your homework tonight, converse with your assigned GI Joes, ladies, and likewise your assigned Barbies, gentlemen, like you were conversing with that person of your opposite gender. Handwrite out your pretend conversations as it happens, or shortly after from memory. Then handwrite a minimum of 50 word essay on your thoughts about the conversation. Class dismissed".

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After handing out the cards, Reginald Sneasel is uh, looking- uh has not read his card yet, but he's thinking ahead and being happy and he's thinking ahead, wishfully and hapfully. 

Reginald: Oh what fun, th-that cute little flaafy will have my screen name, sneaselfox, and I'll have hers!
Layla: Punchabunch35...
Reginald: What!? 

Then with his keen eye he looks over at Lay- over at Layla's card and reads: 

Reginald: Flaffyla237, matched with... punchabunch35?! 

Reginald Sneasel, sneaselfox, matched with floradora217. 

Reginald: [horrified] UH! 

And he knocks his bar- knocks his Barbara doll over. 

Reginald: Noooo! 

Then Punchy reads his card, he's like, 

Punchy: Hmm. Yeah, ok. Flaafyla237. Whatever, I have my eyes on angierosa938! Heheheheheeee, yes." 

Wild Sonichu AKA spidershock38 matched with digdugette416. Ehhh Ivy does not look at hers cause, sh-she's gonna look- she's not, she's neh, she's gonna hold out for me. For... me. Yeah. And Simonla Rosechu, AKA digdugette4-sisteen get matched with spidershock38. Ahhh yeah here's floradora217, who got- who got f-got matched up with sneaselfox. And this guy, George Philip, is uh, paired up with uh, Ivy. But he can't- he doesn't know it really cause, it got smudged... the name got smudged 

George: [Talks indistinct in muffled tone.] [Possibly says "floradora."] 

Shortly later we see Punchy Sonichu in front of a CWCcola machine. Hmm. The currency in CWCville is comprised of W and C quarters, which is similar to rings to Sonic. W's equal 10 and C equal 1. SO it's like you take 10 C's to make a W. But anyway all Punchy has is W's and the machine only accepts C's. Anyway. Hmm. Wild comes- Wild comes and says: 

Wild: Hey Punchy why the face?
Punchy: Uhh. I want a soda, but it takes only C quarters and I only have W quarters. Do you have any change?
Wild: Esh uhh, let me check. Uhhh... oh you're in luck! I have 12 C-quarters. I'll give you 10 for a W.
Punchy: Cool, thanks. 

So then Punchy gives Wild his W-quarter and he gets 10 C-quarters. He grabs a CWCcola and enjoys it. Meanwhile there's a [pause] sleuthing Reginald Sneasel hiding in con- hiding around the corner. 

Reginald: Huh. I should have been the one paired up with that cute flaafy, Layla. Ugh! You shall not win her heart, you red dude! I will see to it, myself! 

Hmm. Nets d- nets class day, April 8th, Tuesday, in the computer lab: 

Ms. Jackaras: Well, welcome to the iDate lab! T' assure anonymininny 'n your par'ners, all gemly will work on one side of the lab facing away from the women on th' other side of the lab. Okay! All ge' ready to meet your faceless par'ners. 

So now we converse between -- right now we're conversing between [pronounces as 'Wile'] and Simonla; also known as spi'er -- also known as spidershock and digdugette. As Wile says: 

Spidershock (Wild): Hello. 

'N she says: 

DigDugette (Simonla): Hello.
Spidershock: Hmm. Is' a nice day, issn't it?
DigDugette: Well, yeah. It is. How d'yah like the class?
Spidershock: Oh. Is' cool. Ever though' -- even though -- even though I am usually wild, I feel shy aroun' real women. You?
DigDugette: Oh, same here. I get goose-pimply aroun' guys a bit.
Spidershock: Ah. No worries. I promise not to bite. Eheheheheh. You like me so far?
DigDugette: Hmm. I'm enjoyin' the chat so far. You're doin' okay. 

Then we go [volume decreases] then we go [volume increases] to the chat between Punchy 'n Layla. 

Punchabunch35 (Punchy): Hey hey! 'Sup?
Flaafyla237 (Layla): Hello. Um. I'm feelin' ba-a-ashful.
Punchabunch35: Oh. Is' cool. I would be - I would be shy myself if I have s-s-hamamna go.
Flaafyla237: Oh? How do you you'll still want her at the end of this semester?
Punchabunch35: Hmm. I think I stand a good chances-s. T'! She's a goo' girl.
Flaafyla237: Really? Won't you even give me a try before you go bah-bye~?
Punchabunch35: Ooo, are you jealous? 

Ahehe.. but then Reginald talks- oh, e-.. Reginald is sittin' right next to Punchy. He say, 

Reginald: Hey, P- [the audio and video skips here a little] --nch, I hear your partner had a daddy Taurus and looathes the color red! And, she likes women!
Punchy: Don't mess with me dude, I'm on a roll here with this girl. 

Punchy thinks in response. But anyway fortunately d-day-.. anyway between Punchy and Simonla.. compliment- they compliment each other, found lots in common, few opposites. Flirt, flirt, flirt [chuckling going on at the last flirt], they got each other excited, and inited rarest inspirations, and enjoying and loving every moment. Between Punchy and Layla.. Layla talks and gains Punchy's s'interests. They have a lot in common, and she really turns on the charm ahehehehe, ah.. Punchy starts to fall for Layla over Angelica. Also, Punchy checks the s'rumors from Reginald from with Layla, most of which were verified false. And being a sad little sad Reginald is, he adores FloraDore but he feels jealousy, sadness, and loneliness, and contributed little. And Florence feels dumped, lonely and yes she tries and tries to cheer Reginald up! Poor littl- poor girl! 

Reginald (or Florence?): I feel like I'm gettin' the wrong end of the deal here! What the!? 

Later on after that class day, Wild le- Wild.. leaves the uh, school. He says-.. he's thinking, 

Wild: Wow.. DigDudette- DigDugette is a fun treat. I which I knew which girl she was. A one out of seven chance.
Simonla: Oh I hear ya Layla girl! S.. [slight pause] Spidey was fun for me an' he was a real gentleman to talk too.
Wild: (thoughts) Spidey? Heh, sound like I might hige- find out who she is after all! 

And Simonla is talkin' to Layla and Zapina comes in to.. interrupt the chat. 

Simonla: Oh hey Zapina! I was just chillin' with my new laaffy gal-pal Layla.
Layla: Hhhi!
Zapina: Hey Layla. [incomprehensible noise that sounds like hoobuma!]
Layla: Laaffy? Hehe! You're one to talk; you have your arm drills, you need to pump to void (?) dig the dug. 

Hehehehehehehee! Oh.. then, Wild and Punchy definitely notice the conversation going on between the ladies. - Next class date, April 10th on a Thursday. Punchy says, 

Punchabunch35: I think I know who you are, hehe, I overheard n-re-.. a real li- an RL- an IRL chat between you an a frien'.
Flaafyla237: O-oh you naughty b-o-oy. We're not supposed to have gone in real life yet.
Punchabunch35: Oh I know, hmmmm~
Flaafyla237: Well, wha ya have in mind?
Punchabunch35: You have moved me better than Angie. How 'bout dinner and a movie after class?
Flaafyla237: Welll.. 

But Reginald sneaks under and is n-prepared to snip the cord of connection. Pff. He disconnects Punchy's keyboard... 

Flaaflyla237: I'd love to! But let's only have dinner tonight. An I'm in the mood for gril.. for grilled chicken sandwich at McD. Issat cool?
Punchabunch35: Uh yeah, well..
Punchy: Wait a minute, I'm not gettin' anything inwhat theI can't type anything in!
Flaafyla237: Bunch? Bunch a bunch?
Punchy: Wild? Wild! 

Wild.. Wild's s'sittin right nes to him. So.. he tells Wild. 

Punchy: Please go tell the flaafy girl I said, 'is cool, I'll meet her outside the school, and my keyboard stopped working for me.' Dangit! What the deuce? 

So then yet again s'da teacher's instructions, Wild broke those to the women's side and talks to Layla.. and talks to, and talks to Laaf- Layla. 

Wild: Uh eh, excu- uh, excuse me.
Layla: Yes?
Wild: Uh Punchy, uh, Punchabunch, sent me to inform you his keyboard stopped working but he will meet you outside the school buildinglater..
Layla: Oh dear! Well, please tell him it is good, I'll meet him by the front s-sc-school.. school front at four thirty. Thank you! 

Nn.. mn mey, da-p.. and then Wild looks over to her screen n'then he sees that uh, it's the same conversation s-sh, he's been having with uh, DigDugette! 

Wild: [gasp] I thought so! 

He exclaims, then he- 

Layla: What? 

And then he points over to Simonla he says, 

Wild: I've been talking to her this whole time! 

And.. h, Simonla notices and surprise, and turns around and sees him. 

Simonla: [gasps as well] Oh my god, spidershock!?
Wild: Yeah!
Simonla: W-.. wow. You're more handsome then y'give yourself credit for!
Wild: And you are.. simply dazzling!
 
[Chris starts singing this 'romantic' tune] Cupid's arrow, has struck!

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Oooommm, ahh. Love at first sight. Well, near first sight, anyway. And they lock hands in love. Then, after the class... [''Ptoo! Ptoo!''] Makin' like a- like an- like the spider- makin' like electric hedgehog, heh, or a spider monkey or whatever, huh huh.

Uh, he swings her o- he swings Simon- [[Wild]] swings [[Simonla]] over to his... wild tree house, to his tree house, and Wild turns on the power in his house and, he's like, heh, and she- and Simonla's impressed. Hm.

:Simonla: "Wooow. Bigcommonfactor we both build, tinker and construct."

:Wild: "Yeah, [[Chris|Big C]] donated the mattress, battery, lights and pillows," Wild says, "but I built this tree house and furniture."

:Simonla: "Hhhhhhhh (in apparent admiration). Wow."

Then Simonla's like, "Oh, c'mon, you have to see my pad" then.

So then they swing back over to [[CWCville]], and they par- and they park across in the [[CWCville Mall|mall]]. And it's like, it's underground.

:Simonla: "Oh please, don't take root here yet, Wild, heh heh."

It's ten feet down to her ceiling from the mailbox. [''rustles paper ferociously'']

And then he- and they get down and then she turns on the lights in there. Wild's... impressed, as well.

:Wild: "Yeah, impressive. You're a constructor, huh? Got the PhD, got the [[CADD|degree]] an' everything. Sweet."

This is a layout of Wild Sonichu's tree house. One look's at the outside and front, and then bird's-eye view of the inside. And then you go underground to Simonla's... underground home, you might say her rabbit hole, heh. Yeah, but she's not a rabbit. Yep. Okay.

But now retracting to back after t- after the [[Dating education|class]]... [[Layla]] just steps out of the university, she's lookin'.

:Layla: "Yeah, yeah, Punch-a-bunch?"

:Punchy: "Yo. You can call me [[Punchy]]."

:Layla: "Uh. Call me dazzled. Naahaahaa [''sheeplike laugh''] I'm Layla."

Hm. And then she d- and then he dashes around her and he says:

:Punchy: "Well Layla, I have a [[Prower|bike and a side car]]. Let's paint an [[McDonald's|McD]] [''em-cee-dee''] red, white and yellow."

:Layla: "Oh yes, ha ha. Oh, [''slipping back into Chris's voice''] you know, I prefer to [[obesity|exercise a lot]] by walking."

:Punchy: "It's okay. I'm sure your feet could use a break. Let's go."

[''VROOM'']

So then they ride on Punchy's motorcycle.

[''VROOOOOOMMMM'']

To an McD just a couple of miles away.

So uh, once they're inside, they make their order. Punchy, Punchy says:

:Punchy: "Yeah, I'll have a number 5, grilled, no mayo, no salt on da freedom fries."

And then, and Layla says:

:Layla: "Yeah, and I'll have a Caesar salad, [[pickle|pickles]] on the side, and a diet cola. Oh, and ranch dressing, please."

So then, they get to their table and they're enjoying their meal. So Layla's munch-munching on her salad, and Punchy offers her- offers her a fry. [''Mumbling''] Yeah, he offers her a fry.

:Punchy: "Ah, come on."

:Layla: "Mmmm, okay. Aaaaaa [''presumably eating'']"

And [[Reginald|Reginald's]] outside looking in that McDonald's, and he's sad. But then, suddenly, somebody taps him on the shoulder, from behind. It's [[Angelica]]!

:Angelica: "I've heard from Flo that you need a friend."

So later at CWCville park, Reginald and Angelica got to talkin'. Hm.

:Angelica: "Really. I feel for you. An important lesson from your- from your class [''emphatic Chris voice''] that should be on the test is that you have to forget your fears [''returning to Angelica's voice''] and talk to the woman before she can be swept away by [[jerks|anyone else]]."

:Reginald: "Yeah. Anyway, thanks for listening. Layla was cute, but I guess I'll get over it. You're pretty too, Angelica. But you probably wouldn't want to go out with meee [''nasal''].

:Angelica: "Oh, nonsense. I think you're sweet, handsome and [[honest]]. I would love to continue hangin' with you."

:Reginald: "Really? Wow! Would you like to have dinner at my place tonight?"

:Angelica: "Sure. I'd love that."

Wow. Huh! And then, she reaches over for his... [[Claw of Fail|claw]], and then they look into each other's eyes, and take a moment to have- take a moment to smile at each other.

But they're not the only ones in CWCville park. Nearby are Punchy and Layla on the bench at the far side, and in the middle is Wild and Simonla. And Simonla says to Wild:

:Simonla: "Can this really work, Wild? You're electric, I'm ground and you're grass."

:Wild: "I don't care, Simonla. I love you, no ''doubt'' about it!"

:Simonla: "Oh Wild, I love you too!"

And then they all just enjoy the sunset. [''feebly''] Yay...

Off behind them in the distance, uh, [[Ivy]] enjoys the sunset as w- as well from the rooftop of CWCville shopping center.

:Ivy: "I pray for your safe voyage to me; I will wait for you. As [[Godjesus|God and Jesus]] has guided me to."

[''Zooms out and starts singing something (?) for a few seconds'']

But uh, okay, let's- now Tuesday, May 6th, 2008, the final exam of the- of [[Dating education|DAT 303]]. Unfortunately, it's not Ms. Jackaras that comes today — it's her sister.

:Ms. Jackaras: "Good morning. I, Rita Jackaras, [[Sarah Jackson|Sarah's]] sister [''gulping breath''] I-I- I'm sorry. My sis, she recently passed away, in an automobile accident with — [[Optimus Prime|truck]]. But sis tell me lot about you all [''not bothering to correct typos''], and the class. I'm capable of issuing exams, and grade with answer key. [''mumbling to herself''] (Uh, I'll get over this, c'mon, c'mon, [[Chris and death|get over this]], girl. Okay.) I was impressed with the successful love-relationships that have developed in the class. I hope y'all study well from sis' teachings. I wish you all good luck on the exam and future in your individual relationships. Please begin."

The individual students took the exam, and they each got their results in the mail a week later. Between our m- between our main characters, uh, Simonla got 99 percent, uh, Layla got 97, Ivy got 9sss- 99, Reginald got 98, hmm, Wild got 98, and Punchy got 100. Mm.

Everybody else got good grades. The, uh, lowest-scoring one unfortunately was this guy named - what's his - [[Clyde Cash|Clyde Raymond]], in the far corner. Well, that's what you get for sittin' in the back row! You don't get to learn as much. Stay tuned for the next episode.

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Sonichu 9 Official Videobook

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'''Sonichu 9 Official Videobook''' is a series of videos made by [[Chris]], in which he reads from his comics. On 19 [[September 2009]], [[Chris]] uploaded the [[videobooks|videobooks]] for episode 19 from ''[[Sonichu 9]]''. After that, Chris ceased the uploading of videobooks, as he, at that moment, had not yet completed episode 20.

==Episode 19==
===Part 1===
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OK, we're going to start on book number 9, which is fine, hm. Anyway once again, all Sonichu material is copyright March 17th 2000 by me, Christian Weston Chandler. Any names or persons illustrated in any of the comics except for myself that may seem similar to anyone in real life or fiction are purely coincidental or otherwise parodic.

Anyway here's the cover for book number 9. It is a good piece of artwork isn't it? Ah. In the featured in the uhh... in the episode 20 will be redone version of timmy1984's Sonichu fan promos, which I thought were pretty good but rewording could have been... used greatly. Cause he used the wrong words. Anyway

Episode 19: Date Ed. Dating Education. Even though the idea sounds dated (laughs). April 3rd, 2008, at CWCVille University. (sings). Wild and Punchy are on their way into the university. And then Wild says:

"Ah, CWCVille U, when not in the classroom, it's a great social spring"

Punchy: "oh yeah. I'm gonna take every note possible and I'm gonna show Angie a great time by May or June. huh."

Pun- and Wild's nervous right now: "yeah Punchy, so ambitious. Huh. I wonder who my woman will be."

Nearby are Simonla and Zapina, hangin' out. hm.
Well... oh, Wild goes on saying "don't pull my leg God, don't belabour it."

Anyway, Simonla's saying to Zapina
"Well have a good day at [?] High, Zapina. Learn a lot. Find a good 16 year old boy and your mom and dad will pick you up later"

Zapina: "Thank you Simonla. Zmmm. [?]. They ought to pay you more for being the best friend ever, in addition to being the best babysitter ever! Well you enjoy your classes too! I'll see ya! ZIP!"

BZZZ! hm.

Simonla: "Maybe I'll- Maybe I'll get paired up with a great man, I have a dream of having a boy and nurturing him and loving my hubby. My ros- my son's name will be Reginald Sonee. hehe!"

Later in the classroom, Wild's sitting there nervous like (laughs). And... Simonla's not so nervous like

"Wow there are an equal number of genders in this class counting myself"

Wild's thinking "Oh I'm so nervous, my head is paralyzed. It won't turn at all!"

And Punchy's confident: "Hehe. I'm gonna ace this class and wow my christian angel! Hehehaha yeahh!"

Then enters their teacher, Ms Jackarass.
Ms Jackarass: "Good morning class. Welcome to dating education. I am Ms Jackarass. I will now pass around the syllabus for the course. Please read over them at your own pace. We'll be cutting to the chase in this class even though it's only the first day. I will be pairing you all up as boy and girl couples secretly, and any remaining single or singles will be paired up with a non- with a friend or associate of mine. I myself am not available as it would be against school regulations, and I am already going out with a good cowboy! Yeehah!

Today, I will be lending out Barbara dolls for the men in this class, and Robert dolls for the women! After each of you have handed to me your written reasons for attending the class, and semester, for the first few weeks you each will practise what I teach you, and comm- and communicating with real people of your individual opposite genders! On your dolls I have loaned you, each of you, loaned each of you.

The first time is great- of great importance- the first item of great importance is to always remain calm and keep all flustered emotions off your mind when first approaching the member of your opposite gender. It will take practise to tweak your minds to hold your fears back, but I assure you, it will be well worth it in the end, with all your lucky nights! Ahaha! Just messing with ya! Ahaaa. Ahh you'll need to start- you will need to start any of all relationships by being friends first! That's most important!

Now. If you start off with beyond friend in mind, then the other person will feel nervous, and will-and will most likely walk away, ignore you or whatever. Let the romantic emotions grow between the two of you over a reasonable amount of time. A few weeks or even a few months with multiple meetings and dates with the person are well recommended. And as a gentleman, you should ask before even touching her, or ladies, you may ask him if it is cool for you to touch him, as a gesture respecting kindness.

And now [?], and now that I have established all of that, I will take roll call"

"Amy"

"Here!"

"Clem"

"Here!"

"Clyde"

"Eyyy"

"Emily"

"Here!"

"[?]"

"Here!"

"Fred"

"EHEHEY!"

"Geraldine"

"Here!"

"George"

"Hoho"

"Layla"

"Here!"

"Ivy"

"Here!"

"Punchy"

"Yo"

"Reginald"

"Here...here!"

"Simonla"

"Here, yo!"

"Wild"

"SNERGEN FLERGEN!!!"

[Chris laughs]

"What?"

"Oh i'm sorry, er... here! Here, here."

"O...KAY! Well let's st- let's start with the greetings. To quote a wise 9-year old, if you want to start a conversation with a girl, or a guy ladies, first you have to say something like "hi". If he or she says hi back, you are off to a good start.

.........

Reginald's thinking, looking at the lovely Layla, "wow, she is so cute! The class syllabus says the pairings will be made for the IM portion. I hope I get matched up with her!"

Layla (mumbles): "...if he doesn't like you, do not worry it happens. Another good way to..."

....

In the mean time Ivy is scribbling too.

............ping.

Something- and then suddenly, a thought-and then suddenly, a telepathic image occurs, doo doo doo between me and her. It turns out we are destined summoned by God and Jesus. hm.

God: " Children, I am God. I have summoned you two here because I am answering Christian's prayers. Chris this is Ivy, your sweetheart-to-be"

Jesus: "And I'm Jesus. 'Sup?"

Chris: "Uhhh hello Ivy

Ivy: "Hi Christian. Whats goin' on?"

Chris: "I'm livin' safe and well. What about you?"

Ivy: "I'm ok"

Chris: "Tell me about yourself"

Ivy: "well I'm living in blah blah blah blah my father is uhhh blah blah I shop often at blah blah blah"

Chris: "Hm. Well it all has checked out. You are true. Wow my biological clock is fixed. I trust you and I believe you. I love you
Ivy, my heart is dedicated to you.

Ivy: "aww. I'm happy for you and I'm happy to help. I love you Chris"

God: "You will recognise her [?] as your sweetheart because from a fav- from a favor on her half, your internal clock will be restored fully, your enemies of 4-cent-garbage will be vanquished, so you both will live together in peace. Live freely."

hmmm

God: "this is a future. Occurrences may occur. I have spoken."

Jesus: "so have I. Hehe. I'm hanging with my pop."

God: "ah y'all take care"

...........

Then we warp out of that zone, back into the classroom.

Ivy: "woooow. wow."

And a lot of time has passed in the class since then but anyway, Ms Jackarass says: "OK class, as our f- time is almost up, i need to inform you that I have gone through the-my roster, and I have randomly matched eassstudent- each student male with female, and I have each of your screen names written on these slips along with the screen names of your matched partners. I will be handing out the slips now. No trades, swaps or changes are allowed. For any of the pairings, y'all each will be chatting with your partners in instant messages online sections in the computer lab in the next few classes. For your homework tonight, converse with your assigned GI Joes, ladies, and likewise your assigned Barbies, gentlemen, like you were conversing with that person of your opposite gender. Handwrite out your pretend conversations as it happens, or shortly after from memory. Then handwrite a minimum of 50 word essay on your thoughts about the conversation. Class dismissed".

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After handing out the cards, Reginald Sneasel is uh, looking- uh has not read his card yet, but he's thinking ahead and being happy and he's thinking ahead, wishfully and hapfully.

Reginald: Oh what fun, th-that cute little flaafy will have my screen name, sneaselfox, and I'll have hers!
Layla: Punchabunch35...
Reginald: What!?

Then with his keen eye he looks over at Lay- over at Layla's card and reads:

Reginald: Flaffyla237, matched with... punchabunch35?!

Reginald Sneasel, sneaselfox, matched with floradora217.

Reginald: [horrified] UH!

And he knocks his bar- knocks his Barbara doll over.

Reginald: Noooo!

Then Punchy reads his card, he's like,

Punchy: Hmm. Yeah, ok. Flaafyla237. Whatever, I have my eyes on angierosa938! Heheheheheeee, yes."

Wild Sonichu AKA spidershock38 matched with digdugette416. Ehhh Ivy does not look at hers cause, sh-she's gonna look- she's not, she's neh, she's gonna hold out for me. For... me. Yeah. And Simonla Rosechu, AKA digdugette4-sisteen get matched with spidershock38. Ahhh yeah here's floradora217, who got- who got f-got matched up with sneaselfox. And this guy, George Philip, is uh, paired up with uh, Ivy. But he can't- he doesn't know it really cause, it got smudged... the name got smudged

George: [Talks indistinct in muffled tone.] [Possibly says "floradora."]

Shortly later we see Punchy Sonichu in front of a CWCcola machine. Hmm. The currency in CWCville is comprised of W and C quarters, which is similar to rings to Sonic. W's equal 10 and C equal 1. SO it's like you take 10 C's to make a W. But anyway all Punchy has is W's and the machine only accepts C's. Anyway. Hmm. Wild comes- Wild comes and says:

Wild: Hey Punchy why the face?
Punchy: Uhh. I want a soda, but it takes only C quarters and I only have W quarters. Do you have any change?
Wild: Esh uhh, let me check. Uhhh... oh you're in luck! I have 12 C-quarters. I'll give you 10 for a W.
Punchy: Cool, thanks.

So then Punchy gives Wild his W-quarter and he gets 10 C-quarters. He grabs a CWCcola and enjoys it. Meanwhile there's a [pause] sleuthing Reginald Sneasel hiding in con- hiding around the corner.

Reginald: Huh. I should have been the one paired up with that cute flaafy, Layla. Ugh! You shall not win her heart, you red dude! I will see to it, myself!

Hmm. Nets d- nets class day, April 8th, Tuesday, in the computer lab:

Ms. Jackaras: Well, welcome to the iDate lab! T' assure anonymininny 'n your par'ners, all gemly will work on one side of the lab facing away from the women on th' other side of the lab. Okay! All ge' ready to meet your faceless par'ners.

So now we converse between -- right now we're conversing between [pronounces as 'Wile'] and Simonla; also known as spi'er -- also known as spidershock and digdugette. As Wile says:

Spidershock (Wild): Hello.

'N she says:

DigDugette (Simonla): Hello.
Spidershock: Hmm. Is' a nice day, issn't it?
DigDugette: Well, yeah. It is. How d'yah like the class?
Spidershock: Oh. Is' cool. Ever though' -- even though -- even though I am usually wild, I feel shy aroun' real women. You?
DigDugette: Oh, same here. I get goose-pimply aroun' guys a bit.
Spidershock: Ah. No worries. I promise not to bite. Eheheheheh. You like me so far?
DigDugette: Hmm. I'm enjoyin' the chat so far. You're doin' okay.

Then we go [volume decreases] then we go [volume increases] to the chat between Punchy 'n Layla.

Punchabunch35 (Punchy): Hey hey! 'Sup?
Flaafyla237 (Layla): Hello. Um. I'm feelin' ba-a-ashful.
Punchabunch35: Oh. Is' cool. I would be - I would be shy myself if I have s-s-hamamna go.
Flaafyla237: Oh? How do you you'll still want her at the end of this semester?
Punchabunch35: Hmm. I think I stand a good chances-s. T'! She's a goo' girl.
Flaafyla237: Really? Won't you even give me a try before you go bah-bye~?
Punchabunch35: Ooo, are you jealous?

Ahehe.. but then Reginald talks- oh, e-.. Reginald is sittin' right next to Punchy. He say,

Reginald: Hey, P- [the audio and video skips here a little] --nch, I hear your partner had a daddy Taurus and looathes the color red! And, she likes women!
Punchy: Don't mess with me dude, I'm on a roll here with this girl.

Punchy thinks in response. But anyway fortunately d-day-.. anyway between Punchy and Simonla.. compliment- they compliment each other, found lots in common, few opposites. Flirt, flirt, flirt [chuckling going on at the last flirt], they got each other excited, and inited rarest inspirations, and enjoying and loving every moment. Between Punchy and Layla.. Layla talks and gains Punchy's s'interests. They have a lot in common, and she really turns on the charm ahehehehe, ah.. Punchy starts to fall for Layla over Angelica. Also, Punchy checks the s'rumors from Reginald from with Layla, most of which were verified false. And being a sad little sad Reginald is, he adores FloraDore but he feels jealousy, sadness, and loneliness, and contributed little. And Florence feels dumped, lonely and yes she tries and tries to cheer Reginald up! Poor littl- poor girl!

Reginald (or Florence?): I feel like I'm gettin' the wrong end of the deal here! What the!?

Later on after that class day, Wild le- Wild.. leaves the uh, school. He says-.. he's thinking,

Wild: Wow.. DigDudette- DigDugette is a fun treat. I which I knew which girl she was. A one out of seven chance.
Simonla: Oh I hear ya Layla girl! S.. [slight pause] Spidey was fun for me an' he was a real gentleman to talk too.
Wild: (thoughts) Spidey? Heh, sound like I might hige- find out who she is after all!

And Simonla is talkin' to Layla and Zapina comes in to.. interrupt the chat.

Simonla: Oh hey Zapina! I was just chillin' with my new laaffy gal-pal Layla.
Layla: Hhhi!
Zapina: Hey Layla. [incomprehensible noise that sounds like hoobuma!]
Layla: Laaffy? Hehe! You're one to talk; you have your arm drills, you need to pump to void (?) dig the dug.

Hehehehehehehee! Oh.. then, Wild and Punchy definitely notice the conversation going on between the ladies. - Next class date, April 10th on a Thursday. Punchy says,

Punchabunch35: I think I know who you are, hehe, I overheard n-re-.. a real li- an RL- an IRL chat between you an a frien'.
Flaafyla237: O-oh you naughty b-o-oy. We're not supposed to have gone in real life yet.
Punchabunch35: Oh I know, hmmmm~
Flaafyla237: Well, wha ya have in mind?
Punchabunch35: You have moved me better than Angie. How 'bout dinner and a movie after class?
Flaafyla237: Welll..

But Reginald sneaks under and is n-prepared to snip the cord of connection. Pff. He disconnects Punchy's keyboard...

Flaaflyla237: I'd love to! But let's only have dinner tonight. An I'm in the mood for gril.. for grilled chicken sandwich at McD. Issat cool?
Punchabunch35: Uh yeah, well..
Punchy: Wait a minute, I'm not gettin' anything inwhat theI can't type anything in!
Flaafyla237: Bunch? Bunch a bunch?
Punchy: Wild? Wild!

Wild.. Wild's s'sittin right nes to him. So.. he tells Wild.

Punchy: Please go tell the flaafy girl I said, 'is cool, I'll meet her outside the school, and my keyboard stopped working for me.' Dangit! What the deuce?

So then yet again s'da teacher's instructions, Wild broke those to the women's side and talks to Layla.. and talks to, and talks to Laaf- Layla.

Wild: Uh eh, excu- uh, excuse me.
Layla: Yes?
Wild: Uh Punchy, uh, Punchabunch, sent me to inform you his keyboard stopped working but he will meet you outside the school buildinglater..
Layla: Oh dear! Well, please tell him it is good, I'll meet him by the front s-sc-school.. school front at four thirty. Thank you!

Nn.. mn mey, da-p.. and then Wild looks over to her screen n'then he sees that uh, it's the same conversation s-sh, he's been having with uh, DigDugette!

Wild: [gasp] I thought so!

He exclaims, then he-

Layla: What?

And then he points over to Simonla he says,

Wild: I've been talking to her this whole time!

And.. h, Simonla notices and surprise, and turns around and sees him.

Simonla: [gasps as well] Oh my god, spidershock!?
Wild: Yeah!
Simonla: W-.. wow. You're more handsome then y'give yourself credit for!
Wild: And you are.. simply dazzling!

[Chris starts singing this 'romantic' tune] Cupid's arrow, has struck!

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Oooommm, ahh. Love at first sight. Well, near first sight, anyway. And they lock hands in love. Then, after the class... [''Ptoo! Ptoo!''] Makin' like a- like an- like the spider- makin' like electric hedgehog, heh, or a spider monkey or whatever, huh huh.

Uh, he swings her o- he swings Simon- [[Wild]] swings [[Simonla]] over to his... wild tree house, to his tree house, and Wild turns on the power in his house and, he's like, heh, and she- and Simonla's impressed. Hm.

:Simonla: "Wooow. Bigcommonfactor we both build, tinker and construct."

:Wild: "Yeah, [[Chris|Big C]] donated the mattress, battery, lights and pillows," Wild says, "but I built this tree house and furniture."

:Simonla: "Hhhhhhhh (in apparent admiration). Wow."

Then Simonla's like, "Oh, c'mon, you have to see my pad" then.

So then they swing back over to [[CWCville]], and they par- and they park across in the [[CWCville Mall|mall]]. And it's like, it's underground.

:Simonla: "Oh please, don't take root here yet, Wild, heh heh."

It's ten feet down to her ceiling from the mailbox. [''rustles paper ferociously'']

And then he- and they get down and then she turns on the lights in there. Wild's... impressed, as well.

:Wild: "Yeah, impressive. You're a constructor, huh? Got the PhD, got the [[CADD|degree]] an' everything. Sweet."

This is a layout of Wild Sonichu's tree house. One look's at the outside and front, and then bird's-eye view of the inside. And then you go underground to Simonla's... underground home, you might say her rabbit hole, heh. Yeah, but she's not a rabbit. Yep. Okay.

But now retracting to back after t- after the [[Dating education|class]]... [[Layla]] just steps out of the university, she's lookin'.

:Layla: "Yeah, yeah, Punch-a-bunch?"

:Punchy: "Yo. You can call me [[Punchy]]."

:Layla: "Uh. Call me dazzled. Naahaahaa [''sheeplike laugh''] I'm Layla."

Hm. And then she d- and then he dashes around her and he says:

:Punchy: "Well Layla, I have a [[Prower|bike and a side car]]. Let's paint an [[McDonald's|McD]] [''em-cee-dee''] red, white and yellow."

:Layla: "Oh yes, ha ha. Oh, [''slipping back into Chris's voice''] you know, I prefer to [[obesity|exercise a lot]] by walking."

:Punchy: "It's okay. I'm sure your feet could use a break. Let's go."

[''VROOM'']

So then they ride on Punchy's motorcycle.

[''VROOOOOOMMMM'']

To an McD just a couple of miles away.

So uh, once they're inside, they make their order. Punchy, Punchy says:

:Punchy: "Yeah, I'll have a number 5, grilled, no mayo, no salt on da freedom fries."

And then, and Layla says:

:Layla: "Yeah, and I'll have a Caesar salad, [[pickle|pickles]] on the side, and a diet cola. Oh, and ranch dressing, please."

So then, they get to their table and they're enjoying their meal. So Layla's munch-munching on her salad, and Punchy offers her- offers her a fry. [''Mumbling''] Yeah, he offers her a fry.

:Punchy: "Ah, come on."

:Layla: "Mmmm, okay. Aaaaaa [''presumably eating'']"

And [[Reginald|Reginald's]] outside looking in that McDonald's, and he's sad. But then, suddenly, somebody taps him on the shoulder, from behind. It's [[Angelica]]!

:Angelica: "I've heard from Flo that you need a friend."

So later at CWCville park, Reginald and Angelica got to talkin'. Hm.

:Angelica: "Really. I feel for you. An important lesson from your- from your class [''emphatic Chris voice''] that should be on the test is that you have to forget your fears [''returning to Angelica's voice''] and talk to the woman before she can be swept away by [[jerks|anyone else]]."

:Reginald: "Yeah. Anyway, thanks for listening. Layla was cute, but I guess I'll get over it. You're pretty too, Angelica. But you probably wouldn't want to go out with meee [''nasal''].

:Angelica: "Oh, nonsense. I think you're sweet, handsome and [[honest]]. I would love to continue hangin' with you."

:Reginald: "Really? Wow! Would you like to have dinner at my place tonight?"

:Angelica: "Sure. I'd love that."

Wow. Huh! And then, she reaches over for his... [[Claw of Fail|claw]], and then they look into each other's eyes, and take a moment to have- take a moment to smile at each other.

But they're not the only ones in CWCville park. Nearby are Punchy and Layla on the bench at the far side, and in the middle is Wild and Simonla. And Simonla says to Wild:

:Simonla: "Can this really work, Wild? You're electric, I'm ground and you're grass."

:Wild: "I don't care, Simonla. I love you, no ''doubt'' about it!"

:Simonla: "Oh Wild, I love you too!"

And then they all just enjoy the sunset. [''feebly''] Yay...

Off behind them in the distance, uh, [[Ivy]] enjoys the sunset as w- as well from the rooftop of CWCville shopping center.

:Ivy: "I pray for your safe voyage to me; I will wait for you. As [[Godjesus|God and Jesus]] has guided me to."

[''Zooms out and starts singing something (?) for a few seconds'']

But uh, okay, let's- now Tuesday, May 6th, 2008, the final exam of the- of [[Dating education|DAT 303]]. Unfortunately, it's not Ms. Jackaras that comes today — it's her sister.

:Ms. Jackaras: "Good morning. I, Rita Jackaras, [[Sarah Jackson|Sarah's]] sister [''gulping breath''] I-I- I'm sorry. My sis, she recently passed away, in an automobile accident with — [[Optimus Prime|truck]]. But sis tell me lot about you all [''not bothering to correct typos''], and the class. I'm capable of issuing exams, and grade with answer key. [''mumbling to herself''] (Uh, I'll get over this, c'mon, c'mon, [[Chris and death|get over this]], girl. Okay.) I was impressed with the successful love-relationships that have developed in the class. I hope y'all study well from sis' teachings. I wish you all good luck on the exam and future in your individual relationships. Please begin."

The individual students took the exam, and they each got their results in the mail a week later. Between our m- between our main characters, uh, Simonla got 99 percent, uh, Layla got 97, Ivy got 9sss- 99, Reginald got 98, hmm, Wild got 98, and Punchy got 100. Mm.

Everybody else got good grades. The, uh, lowest-scoring one unfortunately was this guy named - what's his - [[Clyde Cash|Clyde Raymond]], in the far corner. Well, that's what you get for sittin' in the back row! You don't get to learn as much. Stay tuned for the next episode.

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