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User talk:Freecell

2012-07-18T02:13:26Z

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{{ArchiveTalk|Freecell|Archive1}}

It's from there's something about mary, the fat retard who searches for his baseball in front of a high school. --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 03:58, 29 January 2011 (PST)

Fuck you --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 04:36, 30 January 2011 (PST)

==wtf==

you need to calm the fuck down and find something else to do with your time. CWCki - serious business. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 02:32, 6 February 2011 (PST)

== Hey buddy ==

You seem to really care a lot about banning people. Does this make you feel powerful? Does it give you a rush? Just wonderin'. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 05:54, 8 February 2011 (PST)
: Just wonderin' but do you even LOOK at who he bans? It's usually for the best because it's normally someone who vandalized stuff or was being a totally jackass. Sorry if I'm butting into an issue I'm not suppose to be a part of, but this is just how I see it. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 06:20, 8 February 2011 (PST)
:This is not about who he bans, it's more the spergy satisfaction he seems to get out of it. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 06:23, 8 February 2011 (PST)
:Now, I'm not criticizing your work or anything, I know you do shit that no one else wants to do, but let me put it this way: your overall style comes over as banhappy. It might be that because I've only read certain posts by you my opinion is somehow colored, or something, but I guess having a 300 word text on your userpage about exactly who you're going to ban isn't helping for one. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 09:55, 8 February 2011 (PST)
:To me you're still the Hitler of CwCki admins. Go enjoy your thousand year reich. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 10:40, 10 February 2011 (PST)
:You and Megan should get together, so that you can spend more time on hanky panky and less time on BANNING PEOPLE! [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 15:04, 10 February 2011 (PST)

== Dudleystephen ==

This guy just joined and is advertising a workout product on his userpage. Just giving you a heads-up.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 21:21, 16 February 2011 (PST)
:Well, that's somewhat embarrassing. I guess I need to learn not to do this when I just wake up. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 03:27, 17 February 2011 (PST)

== Captions ==

Nice work on the captions, Abuelita finally got around to adding them. Keep up the good work.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:42, 17 February 2011 (PST)
:Thanks. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 14:43, 17 February 2011 (PST)

thanks dude--[[User:CorinaLives|CorinaLives]] 08:25, 23 February 2011 (PST)

== the newly leaked Kacey call ==
The call I posted a transcript of is real, but I appreciate your doubts, it means you're doing your job. This is mainly here because I wanted to make sure that I had down the format. Way back when, this phone call (before Kacey and CWC first met) and another (after Kacey and CWC) were leaked on /cwc/. This was a long time ago and I was just waiting for them to leak so I wrote up the transcripts. To tell the truth, they both seem to be long lost someplace on my main computer, but luckily they're still on another one I use frequently. Its been far too long and I was looking for someone to help leak them on the wiki, that person is you I guess, because I'm not sure the best way to integrate these 2 calls. Sometime tomorrow I'll get the calls up on line and the transcript to the second call, if you want, you can move them where they need to go. [[User:FourPLUStwo|FourPLUStwo]] 23:00, 28 February 2011 (PST)

==Just a quick question==
I noticed something. When I'm logged in the userbox subcategories are there, but when I'm not logged in there not there. Is there a reason for this? Its not a ''big deal'', but I just want to make sure the subcategories are viewable to all users, and not just me.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 13:17, 3 March 2011 (PST)

==RE: Sign Posts==
I had already figured out how to do so. Thanks
--[[User:Miryag1|Diavna ----- diavna@gmail.com]] 14:07, 6 March 2011 (PST)

== the beavis and butthead thing ==

Well I kinda understand that, but from what I've seen around the site, a lot of articles make, what can mostly just be called specualtion, about Chris' psyche, in regards to different situations and elements of his life. Just thought I was doing the same thing. --[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 13:58, 18 April 2011 (PDT)

:*Well, maybe the CWCki should have like a template thing that says ''WARNING: This section contains heavy speculation that hasn't really been confirmed to be true'' or something like that. I mean, let's say Chris is really done. He finally crashed into slumber for the last time. Then what? I mean, if all the CWCki does is archive only the facts of what we know, then that's a goal that can be easily reached and then what? the CWCki stays unchanged until someone finally stops paying for the domain? Speculation on Chris and why he does the things he does is what drives the CWC community, so I doubt that eliminating speculation from the biggest CWC related site would be a good idea. Then again, I guess I could just write my own speculation things on pages under my own userpage. i dunno. just think about it. glad i could help. --[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 04:40, 19 April 2011 (PDT)
::* The CWCki doesn't have a template like that because if we allowed unchecked speculation the servers wouldn't be able to handle the strain or something. Not to mention the article quality would drop. Putting speculation on your own userpage is a terrible idea and an excelent way to piss people off, by the way. That's how Offshore got started, people started sperging on their userpages and it gave the CWCki latency issues. There is a difference between sperging and offering acceptable speculation, look at what was left in the Beavis and Butthead article and use that as a good example. --MoarLurk
:::*Not Trying to barge in, but I think the Speculation Warning would be a fantastic idea. --[[User:Ctahu|Ctahu]] 19:00, 19 April 2011 (PDT)

== Get with me ==

My contact info is on my user page, it's nothing bad, just have an idea to bounce off you.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:21, 22 April 2011 (PDT)

== Hey ==
Thanks for cleaning up the rewrites. Also the welcome message. I added in some references. Hope it's a bit better now. --[[User:Obligatory|Obligatory]] 10:41, 6 May 2011 (PDT)

==Freecell old boy==
I have an exciting proposition for you. I understand you're busy but get back to me when you get a chance.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:26, 11 May 2011 (PDT)

== Hey (again) ==
Obligatory here. (I'm retarded with passwords). I saw the awful state of the scattered articles about the clusterfuck of retconned characters in Sonichu 10 and tried to merge them into a single page. This is my attempt [[User:Old meme/Sandbox|here]]. Before I post anything I'd like you to look over it and make sure it's appropriate first, and feel free to edit it or put in tags if you feel references are needed anywhere. I'd like it to be in perfect condition before I put the page up. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 09:16, 13 May 2011 (PDT)

Sure do. The merged page is a combination of the [[Basement Rosechus]] page, [[Chaotic Combo (Asperchu)]] and [[Mitch Sonichu]]. I've only really removed stuff which was just a repeat of stuff already in the page, or else shit jokes and irreleveant information. I removed a section about fan works based on the Asper-Combo for instance, because that's all stupid bullshit, and a few random jabs at Chris made for no reason. I think the main meat of the articles are still there, but I might have missed some things. I added a lot of my own material as well, a lot of it being rewritten versions of things in the original articles. Check it all out and send me a message back if you think it's alright and after you've made any changes you feel are appropriate. Sorry I won't be on again for a while. I'm only on here two or three days a week, so you may have to wait a bit for me to respond again. Thanks again man. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 13:08, 13 May 2011 (PDT)

Hey, thanks for checking it over and everything. I just updated the image of Mitch and I added another image to put the quote that was in paranthesis (sorry if that's mispelt). Now everything's done I'm gonna ask Champ to have a look at it. Cya soon. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:12, 17 May 2011 (PDT)

How do I do that????????

==Thanks bro==
For picking up the slack with the revisions, I thought I got all of them but I missed a few. Thanks man.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:45, 26 May 2011 (PDT)

Its Armageddon, I forgot to sign my post... I use mediawiki so much I shouldn't though
[[User:New user|New user]] 21:36, 27 May 2011 (PDT)

== About the PSN comment ==
(ps2crazed)

I dont have any proof, it may have happened a few days ago, but I was only informed of the PSN comment change today, chris had not signed in for 6 days before today, so I don't assume he could have made the change then. I have no proof, feel free to remove the post if you wish to do so, do you know where the video of the day went? Someone must have removed it or something.

Oh sorry, but yes, I have no proof on the exact date of the psn change, but he hadnt been on for 6 days before, so I assumed it was that day.

[[User:Ps2crazed|Ps2crazed]] 15:27, 7 June 2011 (PDT)

== Freecell, I choose you! ==
I rewrote the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]] article [[User:Old meme/Sandbox|here]] as a merging of it and the articles on both [[Prower]] and [[Armoraxe]]. I thought I'd want to show it to you again to make sure it's all up to scratch before I bother Champ about submitting it. You think you can work your magic on this one too? Oh, and if you happen to notice that the images of Crackder, Punislav and the S.A.V.s are missing from the gallery of plagiarism, you don't need to add those back in. I intentionally took those out because I plan to make an equivalent article for the quote unquote "evil" transformers too. And yes, I do have no life. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 15:11, 21 June 2011 (PDT)
*And now the article for the evil robots is done too. That felt a lot faster than the first one. It's a merging of [[Decepti-Clone]], [[Crackder]] and [[Jerkop Punislav]] and is located [[User:Old meme/Sandbox 2|here]]. On the off chance you don't die of boredom, message me once you've made your corrections. Thanks in advance for this man. Very much appreciated. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 19:37, 21 June 2011 (PDT)
*'KAY MAN. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 03:49, 22 June 2011 (PDT)

==Yo mang==
Hit me up on AIM, I'll be on in the evenings the rest of the week.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:51, 14 July 2011 (PDT)

== Youdonttellmewhattodo ==

This guy's been blanking pages. Ban his ass.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 20:10, 17 July 2011 (PDT)

I would say that this could be Chris, but I don't think he has computer access. He can access the internet via the PS3, though.--[[User:Rena-kun|others > ;0; ;0; ;0; ^-^ < Rena-kun (me)]] 20:21, 17 July 2011 (PDT)

*This has been happening alot recently. I'm still not a pro at wiki, so how does one undo a revision, other than copying and pasting EVERYTHING that used to be there? I'm on cwcki alot so I can help out if I see it happening [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 09:21, 18 July 2011 (PDT)
** I had to fix some of the ones this guy vandalized. You just go to the revision history and click the (undo) at the end of this revision in the list. [[User:CompyRex|CompyRex]] 14:29, 18 July 2011 (PDT)

*I think you have to be an admin to do that.--[[User:Rena-kun|others > ;0; ;0; ;0; ^-^ < Rena-kun (me)]] 13:12, 18 July 2011 (PDT)

::CompyRex is right. A jerkop or greater also gets the rollback button, which is like the undo button but it reverts edits in a single click, rather than having to go through the edit page. Everyone has the undo button, though.[http://awesomescreenshot.com/0c4gujc89] [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:33, 18 July 2011 (PDT)

== Contact me ==

We need to speak. I'll be free tomorrow (26 July) from 7:30 a.m. - noon or after 8 p.m. EST. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:06, 25 July 2011 (PDT)

== Screenshot works I hope... ==

I did it...I think. [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Screen_shot_2011-08-10_at_10.01.05_PM.png] The "title" is really long and weird, hope you can change it if necessary because I have no idea how.... Feel free to censor anything that needs to be censored. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:15, 10 August 2011 (PDT)

== Not to be a nuisance, but... ==

How did you get music to play on your userpage?--[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 15:00, 13 August 2011 (PDT)

== Deletion ==

I believe this[[File:Klingon.jpg|thumb]] needs to be burnt at the stake. --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 17:38, 22 August 2011 (PDT)
:Unfortunately, there's nothing I can do about it because the image isn't "vandalism" per se. I'm sure Champ will oblige when he sees it. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 17:43, 22 August 2011 (PDT)
::I cant figure out what its supposed to be a drawing of... Do you know? Also... I saw that this guy vandelized the main page... What did he do exactly? Sorry im just curious... --[[User:Cupcake299|Cupcake299]] 17:51, 22 August 2011 (PDT)
:::[http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Main_Page&curid=4207&diff=145221&oldid=143723 Nothing much.] Also, no idea. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 18:02, 22 August 2011 (PDT)

== Thanks for the quick reply ==

I appreciate your fast reply, and welcoming to the cwc wiki! I might not be able to contribute a whole lot, as i'm typing from an ipod touch and it's a nightmare to correct typos or do much of anything, but i'll try to use any constructive ideas to help out.

[[User:Martymoinklers|Martymoinklers]] 18:43, 31 August 2011 (PDT)

== Dude ==

If someone pulls shit like Hitlar did, you can reasonably ban them, albeit for a short period of time. Just don't abuse it, because frankly I don't feel like monitoring stupid shit like that.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:53, 3 September 2011 (PDT)

== Work is vanishing again. ==

I did a good few hours transcripting Kacey call 14 and for some reason It logged me out and when I pressed save it told me that only users, admins and chris (lol) could edit this page and it deleted all my work again (why the fuck does it do that anyway?) I tryed pressing back which brought me back to the edit screen which still had all my work deleted...

Is the anyway I can retrieve my work?
Im guessing no, but just in case...
-[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 08:40, 4 September 2011 (PDT)

== hey man, I can you please bring my page back up? ==

Id like to be put under trolls. so people know I hate that fat bastard chris. I know i fucked up badly on it, can you correct it...im kinda busy working on ways to keep him off the web.
edit: oh...thanks man!

== I haz a sad... ==

You deleted my comment. Sad face. :(
- LORDCOCKWORTHINGTON

Edit:
Thank you sir, I shall do that from now on.
[[User:LORDCOCKWORTHINGTON|LORDCOCKWORTHINGTON]] 16:01, 15 October 2011 (PDT)

== Mighty fine work, Lou ==

I saw what you did with the Sonic the Hedgehog page, Christ almighty, that was a mess before you fixed it. Keep up the good work.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:44, 22 October 2011 (PDT)
:I don't do as much as I used to, but when I come across articles like that one I just can't help myself. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 09:36, 22 October 2011 (PDT)

== Yo ==

Hi, been following Chris since '08 but decided I wanted to help out.

Can you point me in the direction of anything that needs doing?

I'd do some editing but I'm kinda new to all this and don't want to shit up any pages.

[[User:Ulterior]] 04:10 28 Oct 2011

== it's over 9000 ==

meow comeon thats not vandalism, it was a page siting references to the very popular meme "It's over 9000" i saw that it had occurred a few times and wanted that fact documented.

Kinda hoping that the theme would catch on and we future interactions moew chris would keep it in mind. until over 9000 was actually over 9000 meow. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Slimz|Slimz]] ([[User talk:Slimz|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Slimz|contribs]]) 

== The forums ==

I think I might have deleted you on accident, I was fiddling around with making lists of users but I think I deleted you in the process. In any case, if you can't log back in, sign up again and I'll make you an admin again. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:45, 20 November 2011 (PST)

== Signing your comments ==

Dude, you gotta sign your comments, it's four tildas (~) in a row, no idea what's going on with this "unsigned comment" bullshit. I expect more from jerkops man, you're totally killing me here.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:59, 29 November 2011 (PST)

== sorry ==

I was lerking and it looked legit --[[User:HeticBrangs|HeticBrangs]] 00:00, 30 January 2012 (PST)

what I said about Kendrick james kingrey being a troll is not bullshit though, i only stated he tried to say that he was as great as clyde cash but instead just a casual troll who wanted to cause damage to chris and become anonymous. Im currently finding more info on him

== Please acknowledge what you have said. ==

''"On a similar note, leaving things open for the reader to interpret is important. That's why articles don't outright insult Chris, even when he's clearly wrong. It may just be me, but I feel that calling 'her' "twisted" or using words like "interrogating" is biased, even if it is correct. So that's why I did that."''

I think [[Fail|this article]] sums up what the CWCki thinks about people insulting, or drawing their own conclusions about Chris. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 11:24, 3 March 2012 (PST)
:I'd say [[Help:A_Quick_Guide_to_CWCki#Try_to_aim_for_NPOV|this one]] does. I've tried to fix up the Fail article a couple times now. Not every article lives up to expectations. Maybe that I wasn't able to fix the Fail article makes me guilty of tu quoque, but I don't think that the existence of a bad article justifies the behavior that made it bad in the first place. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 12:01, 3 March 2012 (PST)

== been a long time ==

Ok so i was ban months ago from the message board. and then i tried a few times to get around the ban, and i was re-ban. I could have spoofed my IP and done it again but i decided to behave. I have been a contributor here on the wiki for a while now and i would love to be able to post on the boards again. is it possible that you or champ could lift that ban?[[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 09:58, 16 May 2012 (PDT)(look i even signed my post)
:I guess you should ask Champ. I'm not the guy who banned you, after all. Sorry about the delayed reply, I was studying for an exam. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 05:01, 17 May 2012 (PDT)
*No. Besides, you started your own message board, isn't that good enough for you? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:54, 18 May 2012 (PDT)
**i abandon that months ago. [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 11:32, 21 May 2012 (PDT)

==Removing an Account==

Hey. I'm not sure who to go to to help out with this but I'd like to have all my User contributions rolled back and purged from whatever records you keep. Whether this means permanently banning me or otherwise, I'm not worried. See, I'm over the Sonichu thing and kind of don't want my username associated with it. It's somewhat embarrassing. (Is it possible to just change my username so in that it appears in the history of the wiki as somebody else? I'm convinced there's bots and shit to do this, but I don't know). [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 23:58, 18 May 2012 (PDT)
:I'm effectively just a regular user who can ban vandals. I honestly wouldn't know anything about that. I'd imagine Anonymax could get a bot to change all your talk page posts to say something else, and your account could be deleted, but I can't do either of those things. I'm sure Champ or Anonymax would be able to help more. Sorry that all I can do is redirect you. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 01:35, 19 May 2012 (PDT)
*Heyo, I looked into this but I'm afraid there's not much I can do. I've tried asking Cogs to install a Rename user extension but she's concerned that adding more extensions to MediaWiki will make it less stable (which is why he used to go down all the time). Best I can do for you is delete your user page. If it's any consolation, you have a pretty generic user name and googling it mostly comes up with the definition of "Nullity" which is an actual term. I totally sympathize with you, I've thought about getting my username changed but like I said, not much we can do. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:13, 20 May 2012 (PDT)
:*I forgot to mention that the only way to totally purge your name from the databases would be to manually delete it but [[User:Canine|Canine]] has told me before that it's easy to fuck things up that way and it wouldn't be hard to screw up the entire CWCki in the process. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:18, 20 May 2012 (PDT)
*Hey Champ. If you could remove my user pages that'd be great. I'd hold back on banning me on the off chance that Cogs changes his mind, though. Thanks
== Hi! ==

Thanks for fixing my crappy userboxes. It was too complicated! I'm [[Slow in the mind]]. --[[User:EvilCecil4th|EvilCecil4th]] 01:33, 7 June 2012 (PDT)

==CWCisSupremeLord here==
I agree with the revisions you made to my edits and would like to say thanks. Concerning the BlueSpike page however, I changed it because when it said that his voice is a "''particularly'' unconvincing falsetto" it implied that he had a masculine voice that sounded especially absurd when trying to impersonate a female. He has a very boyish voice that sounds effeminate even taking into account he was only 13 at the time. I agree that I was to verbose in getting that point across, so I'm going to simply remove the word "particularly". --[[User:CWCisSupremeLord|CWCisSupremeLord]] 16:29, 3 July 2012 (PDT)
:k —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 20:10, 3 July 2012 (PDT)

== About the Edit to my User page ==

It's fine. Thanks for reverting the edit. --[[User:KataclysmKat|KataclysmKat]] 1:38, 13 July 2012 (Central)

User talk:Freecell

2012-05-19T06:58:24Z

Nullity: Troll's remorse or some bullshit.

{{ArchiveTalk|Freecell|Archive1}}

It's from there's something about mary, the fat retard who searches for his baseball in front of a high school. --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 03:58, 29 January 2011 (PST)

Fuck you --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 04:36, 30 January 2011 (PST)

==wtf==

you need to calm the fuck down and find something else to do with your time. CWCki - serious business. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 02:32, 6 February 2011 (PST)

== Hey buddy ==

You seem to really care a lot about banning people. Does this make you feel powerful? Does it give you a rush? Just wonderin'. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 05:54, 8 February 2011 (PST)
: Just wonderin' but do you even LOOK at who he bans? It's usually for the best because it's normally someone who vandalized stuff or was being a totally jackass. Sorry if I'm butting into an issue I'm not suppose to be a part of, but this is just how I see it. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 06:20, 8 February 2011 (PST)
:This is not about who he bans, it's more the spergy satisfaction he seems to get out of it. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 06:23, 8 February 2011 (PST)
:Now, I'm not criticizing your work or anything, I know you do shit that no one else wants to do, but let me put it this way: your overall style comes over as banhappy. It might be that because I've only read certain posts by you my opinion is somehow colored, or something, but I guess having a 300 word text on your userpage about exactly who you're going to ban isn't helping for one. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 09:55, 8 February 2011 (PST)
:To me you're still the Hitler of CwCki admins. Go enjoy your thousand year reich. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 10:40, 10 February 2011 (PST)
:You and Megan should get together, so that you can spend more time on hanky panky and less time on BANNING PEOPLE! [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 15:04, 10 February 2011 (PST)

== Dudleystephen ==

This guy just joined and is advertising a workout product on his userpage. Just giving you a heads-up.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 21:21, 16 February 2011 (PST)
:Well, that's somewhat embarrassing. I guess I need to learn not to do this when I just wake up. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 03:27, 17 February 2011 (PST)

== Captions ==

Nice work on the captions, Abuelita finally got around to adding them. Keep up the good work.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:42, 17 February 2011 (PST)
:Thanks. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 14:43, 17 February 2011 (PST)

thanks dude--[[User:CorinaLives|CorinaLives]] 08:25, 23 February 2011 (PST)

== the newly leaked Kacey call ==
The call I posted a transcript of is real, but I appreciate your doubts, it means you're doing your job. This is mainly here because I wanted to make sure that I had down the format. Way back when, this phone call (before Kacey and CWC first met) and another (after Kacey and CWC) were leaked on /cwc/. This was a long time ago and I was just waiting for them to leak so I wrote up the transcripts. To tell the truth, they both seem to be long lost someplace on my main computer, but luckily they're still on another one I use frequently. Its been far too long and I was looking for someone to help leak them on the wiki, that person is you I guess, because I'm not sure the best way to integrate these 2 calls. Sometime tomorrow I'll get the calls up on line and the transcript to the second call, if you want, you can move them where they need to go. [[User:FourPLUStwo|FourPLUStwo]] 23:00, 28 February 2011 (PST)

==Just a quick question==
I noticed something. When I'm logged in the userbox subcategories are there, but when I'm not logged in there not there. Is there a reason for this? Its not a ''big deal'', but I just want to make sure the subcategories are viewable to all users, and not just me.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 13:17, 3 March 2011 (PST)

==RE: Sign Posts==
I had already figured out how to do so. Thanks
--[[User:Miryag1|Diavna ----- diavna@gmail.com]] 14:07, 6 March 2011 (PST)

== the beavis and butthead thing ==

Well I kinda understand that, but from what I've seen around the site, a lot of articles make, what can mostly just be called specualtion, about Chris' psyche, in regards to different situations and elements of his life. Just thought I was doing the same thing. --[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 13:58, 18 April 2011 (PDT)

:*Well, maybe the CWCki should have like a template thing that says ''WARNING: This section contains heavy speculation that hasn't really been confirmed to be true'' or something like that. I mean, let's say Chris is really done. He finally crashed into slumber for the last time. Then what? I mean, if all the CWCki does is archive only the facts of what we know, then that's a goal that can be easily reached and then what? the CWCki stays unchanged until someone finally stops paying for the domain? Speculation on Chris and why he does the things he does is what drives the CWC community, so I doubt that eliminating speculation from the biggest CWC related site would be a good idea. Then again, I guess I could just write my own speculation things on pages under my own userpage. i dunno. just think about it. glad i could help. --[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 04:40, 19 April 2011 (PDT)
::* The CWCki doesn't have a template like that because if we allowed unchecked speculation the servers wouldn't be able to handle the strain or something. Not to mention the article quality would drop. Putting speculation on your own userpage is a terrible idea and an excelent way to piss people off, by the way. That's how Offshore got started, people started sperging on their userpages and it gave the CWCki latency issues. There is a difference between sperging and offering acceptable speculation, look at what was left in the Beavis and Butthead article and use that as a good example. --MoarLurk
:::*Not Trying to barge in, but I think the Speculation Warning would be a fantastic idea. --[[User:Ctahu|Ctahu]] 19:00, 19 April 2011 (PDT)

== Get with me ==

My contact info is on my user page, it's nothing bad, just have an idea to bounce off you.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:21, 22 April 2011 (PDT)

== Hey ==
Thanks for cleaning up the rewrites. Also the welcome message. I added in some references. Hope it's a bit better now. --[[User:Obligatory|Obligatory]] 10:41, 6 May 2011 (PDT)

==Freecell old boy==
I have an exciting proposition for you. I understand you're busy but get back to me when you get a chance.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:26, 11 May 2011 (PDT)

== Hey (again) ==
Obligatory here. (I'm retarded with passwords). I saw the awful state of the scattered articles about the clusterfuck of retconned characters in Sonichu 10 and tried to merge them into a single page. This is my attempt [[User:Old meme/Sandbox|here]]. Before I post anything I'd like you to look over it and make sure it's appropriate first, and feel free to edit it or put in tags if you feel references are needed anywhere. I'd like it to be in perfect condition before I put the page up. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 09:16, 13 May 2011 (PDT)

Sure do. The merged page is a combination of the [[Basement Rosechus]] page, [[Chaotic Combo (Asperchu)]] and [[Mitch Sonichu]]. I've only really removed stuff which was just a repeat of stuff already in the page, or else shit jokes and irreleveant information. I removed a section about fan works based on the Asper-Combo for instance, because that's all stupid bullshit, and a few random jabs at Chris made for no reason. I think the main meat of the articles are still there, but I might have missed some things. I added a lot of my own material as well, a lot of it being rewritten versions of things in the original articles. Check it all out and send me a message back if you think it's alright and after you've made any changes you feel are appropriate. Sorry I won't be on again for a while. I'm only on here two or three days a week, so you may have to wait a bit for me to respond again. Thanks again man. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 13:08, 13 May 2011 (PDT)

Hey, thanks for checking it over and everything. I just updated the image of Mitch and I added another image to put the quote that was in paranthesis (sorry if that's mispelt). Now everything's done I'm gonna ask Champ to have a look at it. Cya soon. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:12, 17 May 2011 (PDT)

How do I do that????????

==Thanks bro==
For picking up the slack with the revisions, I thought I got all of them but I missed a few. Thanks man.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:45, 26 May 2011 (PDT)

Its Armageddon, I forgot to sign my post... I use mediawiki so much I shouldn't though
[[User:New user|New user]] 21:36, 27 May 2011 (PDT)

== About the PSN comment ==
(ps2crazed)

I dont have any proof, it may have happened a few days ago, but I was only informed of the PSN comment change today, chris had not signed in for 6 days before today, so I don't assume he could have made the change then. I have no proof, feel free to remove the post if you wish to do so, do you know where the video of the day went? Someone must have removed it or something.

Oh sorry, but yes, I have no proof on the exact date of the psn change, but he hadnt been on for 6 days before, so I assumed it was that day.

[[User:Ps2crazed|Ps2crazed]] 15:27, 7 June 2011 (PDT)

== Freecell, I choose you! ==
I rewrote the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]] article [[User:Old meme/Sandbox|here]] as a merging of it and the articles on both [[Prower]] and [[Armoraxe]]. I thought I'd want to show it to you again to make sure it's all up to scratch before I bother Champ about submitting it. You think you can work your magic on this one too? Oh, and if you happen to notice that the images of Crackder, Punislav and the S.A.V.s are missing from the gallery of plagiarism, you don't need to add those back in. I intentionally took those out because I plan to make an equivalent article for the quote unquote "evil" transformers too. And yes, I do have no life. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 15:11, 21 June 2011 (PDT)
*And now the article for the evil robots is done too. That felt a lot faster than the first one. It's a merging of [[Decepti-Clone]], [[Crackder]] and [[Jerkop Punislav]] and is located [[User:Old meme/Sandbox 2|here]]. On the off chance you don't die of boredom, message me once you've made your corrections. Thanks in advance for this man. Very much appreciated. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 19:37, 21 June 2011 (PDT)
*'KAY MAN. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 03:49, 22 June 2011 (PDT)

==Yo mang==
Hit me up on AIM, I'll be on in the evenings the rest of the week.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:51, 14 July 2011 (PDT)

== Youdonttellmewhattodo ==

This guy's been blanking pages. Ban his ass.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 20:10, 17 July 2011 (PDT)

I would say that this could be Chris, but I don't think he has computer access. He can access the internet via the PS3, though.--[[User:Rena-kun|others > ;0; ;0; ;0; ^-^ < Rena-kun (me)]] 20:21, 17 July 2011 (PDT)

*This has been happening alot recently. I'm still not a pro at wiki, so how does one undo a revision, other than copying and pasting EVERYTHING that used to be there? I'm on cwcki alot so I can help out if I see it happening [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 09:21, 18 July 2011 (PDT)
** I had to fix some of the ones this guy vandalized. You just go to the revision history and click the (undo) at the end of this revision in the list. [[User:CompyRex|CompyRex]] 14:29, 18 July 2011 (PDT)

*I think you have to be an admin to do that.--[[User:Rena-kun|others > ;0; ;0; ;0; ^-^ < Rena-kun (me)]] 13:12, 18 July 2011 (PDT)

::CompyRex is right. A jerkop or greater also gets the rollback button, which is like the undo button but it reverts edits in a single click, rather than having to go through the edit page. Everyone has the undo button, though.[http://awesomescreenshot.com/0c4gujc89] [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:33, 18 July 2011 (PDT)

== Contact me ==

We need to speak. I'll be free tomorrow (26 July) from 7:30 a.m. - noon or after 8 p.m. EST. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:06, 25 July 2011 (PDT)

== Screenshot works I hope... ==

I did it...I think. [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Screen_shot_2011-08-10_at_10.01.05_PM.png] The "title" is really long and weird, hope you can change it if necessary because I have no idea how.... Feel free to censor anything that needs to be censored. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:15, 10 August 2011 (PDT)

== Not to be a nuisance, but... ==

How did you get music to play on your userpage?--[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 15:00, 13 August 2011 (PDT)

== Deletion ==

I believe this[[File:Klingon.jpg|thumb]] needs to be burnt at the stake. --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 17:38, 22 August 2011 (PDT)
:Unfortunately, there's nothing I can do about it because the image isn't "vandalism" per se. I'm sure Champ will oblige when he sees it. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 17:43, 22 August 2011 (PDT)
::I cant figure out what its supposed to be a drawing of... Do you know? Also... I saw that this guy vandelized the main page... What did he do exactly? Sorry im just curious... --[[User:Cupcake299|Cupcake299]] 17:51, 22 August 2011 (PDT)
:::[http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Main_Page&curid=4207&diff=145221&oldid=143723 Nothing much.] Also, no idea. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 18:02, 22 August 2011 (PDT)

== Thanks for the quick reply ==

I appreciate your fast reply, and welcoming to the cwc wiki! I might not be able to contribute a whole lot, as i'm typing from an ipod touch and it's a nightmare to correct typos or do much of anything, but i'll try to use any constructive ideas to help out.

[[User:Martymoinklers|Martymoinklers]] 18:43, 31 August 2011 (PDT)

== Dude ==

If someone pulls shit like Hitlar did, you can reasonably ban them, albeit for a short period of time. Just don't abuse it, because frankly I don't feel like monitoring stupid shit like that.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:53, 3 September 2011 (PDT)

== Work is vanishing again. ==

I did a good few hours transcripting Kacey call 14 and for some reason It logged me out and when I pressed save it told me that only users, admins and chris (lol) could edit this page and it deleted all my work again (why the fuck does it do that anyway?) I tryed pressing back which brought me back to the edit screen which still had all my work deleted...

Is the anyway I can retrieve my work?
Im guessing no, but just in case...
-[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 08:40, 4 September 2011 (PDT)

== hey man, I can you please bring my page back up? ==

Id like to be put under trolls. so people know I hate that fat bastard chris. I know i fucked up badly on it, can you correct it...im kinda busy working on ways to keep him off the web.
edit: oh...thanks man!

== I haz a sad... ==

You deleted my comment. Sad face. :(
- LORDCOCKWORTHINGTON

Edit:
Thank you sir, I shall do that from now on.
[[User:LORDCOCKWORTHINGTON|LORDCOCKWORTHINGTON]] 16:01, 15 October 2011 (PDT)

== Mighty fine work, Lou ==

I saw what you did with the Sonic the Hedgehog page, Christ almighty, that was a mess before you fixed it. Keep up the good work.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:44, 22 October 2011 (PDT)
:I don't do as much as I used to, but when I come across articles like that one I just can't help myself. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 09:36, 22 October 2011 (PDT)

== Yo ==

Hi, been following Chris since '08 but decided I wanted to help out.

Can you point me in the direction of anything that needs doing?

I'd do some editing but I'm kinda new to all this and don't want to shit up any pages.

[[User:Ulterior]] 04:10 28 Oct 2011

== it's over 9000 ==

meow comeon thats not vandalism, it was a page siting references to the very popular meme "It's over 9000" i saw that it had occurred a few times and wanted that fact documented.

Kinda hoping that the theme would catch on and we future interactions moew chris would keep it in mind. until over 9000 was actually over 9000 meow. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Slimz|Slimz]] ([[User talk:Slimz|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Slimz|contribs]]) 

== The forums ==

I think I might have deleted you on accident, I was fiddling around with making lists of users but I think I deleted you in the process. In any case, if you can't log back in, sign up again and I'll make you an admin again. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:45, 20 November 2011 (PST)

== Signing your comments ==

Dude, you gotta sign your comments, it's four tildas (~) in a row, no idea what's going on with this "unsigned comment" bullshit. I expect more from jerkops man, you're totally killing me here.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:59, 29 November 2011 (PST)

== sorry ==

I was lerking and it looked legit --[[User:HeticBrangs|HeticBrangs]] 00:00, 30 January 2012 (PST)

what I said about Kendrick james kingrey being a troll is not bullshit though, i only stated he tried to say that he was as great as clyde cash but instead just a casual troll who wanted to cause damage to chris and become anonymous. Im currently finding more info on him

== Please acknowledge what you have said. ==

''"On a similar note, leaving things open for the reader to interpret is important. That's why articles don't outright insult Chris, even when he's clearly wrong. It may just be me, but I feel that calling 'her' "twisted" or using words like "interrogating" is biased, even if it is correct. So that's why I did that."''

I think [[Fail|this article]] sums up what the CWCki thinks about people insulting, or drawing their own conclusions about Chris. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 11:24, 3 March 2012 (PST)
:I'd say [[Help:A_Quick_Guide_to_CWCki#Try_to_aim_for_NPOV|this one]] does. I've tried to fix up the Fail article a couple times now. Not every article lives up to expectations. Maybe that I wasn't able to fix the Fail article makes me guilty of tu quoque, but I don't think that the existence of a bad article justifies the behavior that made it bad in the first place. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 12:01, 3 March 2012 (PST)

== been a long time ==

Ok so i was ban months ago from the message board. and then i tried a few times to get around the ban, and i was re-ban. I could have spoofed my IP and done it again but i decided to behave. I have been a contributor here on the wiki for a while now and i would love to be able to post on the boards again. is it possible that you or champ could lift that ban?[[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 09:58, 16 May 2012 (PDT)(look i even signed my post)
:I guess you should ask Champ. I'm not the guy who banned you, after all. Sorry about the delayed reply, I was studying for an exam. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 05:01, 17 May 2012 (PDT)
*No. Besides, you started your own message board, isn't that good enough for you? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:54, 18 May 2012 (PDT)

==Removing an Account==

Hey. I'm not sure who to go to to help out with this but I'd like to have all my User contributions rolled back and purged from whatever records you keep. Whether this means permanently banning me or otherwise, I'm not worried. See, I'm over the Sonichu thing and kind of don't want my username associated with it. It's somewhat embarrassing. (Is it possible to just change my username so in that it appears in the history of the wiki as somebody else? I'm convinced there's bots and shit to do this, but I don't know). [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 23:58, 18 May 2012 (PDT)

CWCki:General

2011-10-05T13:33:53Z

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{{Community Portal}}

*[[CWCki:General/Archive 1|Archive 1]]
*[[CWCki:General/Archive 2|Archive 2]]

For discussion that doesn't fit into the other community pages - though do keep it related to the CWCki.

== Anonymax is hereby a CWCki admin ==

Because I am far too [[stress|STRESSED]] to constantly monitor CWCki like I use to, and because the CWCki has gotten larger, I hereby dub Anonymax a CWCki admin. May he use his powers for good, not evil. If you have problems, you can all <strike>stop bothering me</strike> bring your problems to him as well.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:10, 9 November 2010 (PST)
* everyone keep bothering champthom -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 20:49, 9 November 2010 (PST)

== A booru for CWC-related fan art ==

Hi guys. I'm here to ask you a simple question.

There's a site out there that allows you to create a free "booru". A "booru" is an online gallery that anyone of its members can contribute to. Another "booru" feature is tagging: e.g., if you add a "rosechu" tag to all pictures featuring Rosechu; then, if you search for "rosechu", you'll find every pic with the "rosechu" tag; etc. It's quite a useful thing. Examples of "boorus": Danbooru, Gelbooru, Paheal (aka Rule 34).

I can create a booru (on the site I mentioned) for CWC-related fan art, for CWCkians to browse and contribute to. The question is, are CWCkians interested in this? That's what I want you guys to tell me.

P.S.: Btw, there's a lot of fan art pics on CWCki, and most of them aren't used in actual articles. If such a booru were to exist, all these pics could be safely deleted from the CWCki database, I reckon. --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 11:01, 10 November 2010 (PST)

== Fan videos ==
I think we should limit the fan videos to 2 max per page, since thay are not really relevant and most of the time don't add much, take for example the "CWC fighter" page, currently it has 6 fan videos.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 11:18, 12 November 2010 (PST)

== A counter for the main page ==

Since this is like the fifth time Chris has declared he's leaving the internet forever, do you think a counter could be added to DA Update? Like the old one which counted how many days he'd missed on his page a day schedule, it could count how many days he lasts before he uploads another video. Chris doesn't tend to last too long on these things but he did go for a month and a half over the summer without a video update and it might be interesting to see if he manages to beat his previous record. [[User:Whispsonichu|Whispsonichu]] 13:34, 22 November 2010 (PST)
:That actually sounds like a pretty good idea. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 13:59, 22 November 2010 (PST)
{{:User:Anonymax/Quitcount}}
My initial idea for it. The tech for it works. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:30, 22 November 2010 (PST)

*Oh wow, that looks really good. [[User:Whispsonichu|Whispsonichu]] 15:31, 22 November 2010 (PST)

I also have another suggestion to respectfully add to this. If the site has the available bandwidth and space, why not run a streaming news ticker across the front of the page under the CWCki banner, just before the main page articles? This is for when Chris "possibly" goes a longer length of time away from the internet. Say, 50 or 100 days goes by, it could say something like; "BREAKING NEWS: Chris has been away from the internet for 100 Days Now! A NEW RECORD!". Something to that effect, but I think that would be a fun idea. Maybe throw in some random quotes as well and factoids as well, much like the "Did you Know...", but do it as a streaming ticker. --[[Chris Pickles|Chris Pickles]] 00:12, 26 2010 (EST)

== working on the Sonichu comic articles ==
They are way too fucking long. They need to be shortened down. [[Sonichu 9]] for example. I mean fuck who is actually going to read that than just watch the audiobooks or some shit? -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 10:40, 4 December 2010 (PST)

*I took a crack at the #9 article. I think the problem with the pages for #9 and #10 is that users were updating the article as Chris was updating the comics on CWCipedia. So the summaries read like shit because it was a bunch of people tacking their reactions everytime Chris added new pages. Hopefully [[Sonichu 9]] reads better now, even if it may not be short enough.[[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 17:18, 4 December 2010 (PST)

== Chris, the Master of Disguise ==

is it worth creating a page detailing all the times chris has gone "undercover"? like the kacey call, junior jenkins, the emails where he pretended to be a teenage girl or whatever, and any time he pretended to be an "evil troll". i think his bizarre attempts to act like another person and believe he's fooling everyone provide good insight into how his mind works and how he sees the world. plus it's funny as fuck -- [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 15:53, 7 December 2010 (PST)
*I don't know. It sounds like a good idea with some potential....maybe we could make it a new addition of the Chris and Cosplay page? After all, that's what it is, in a sense.... --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 20:31, 7 December 2010 (PST)
**Junior Jenkins isn't Chris jackass. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 23:41, 17 December 2010 (PST)
***I think a seperate "Disguises" article would be a good idea. Cosplay doesn't cover his mentality when trying to be someone else. Don't forget Carlos the lover! [[User:Shock Waves|Shock Waves]] 09:48, 21 February 2011 (PST)

== Hey, I'm lazy ==

Can someone make a PSN tracker template or some shit for the front page? Basically, people will keep an eye on Chris' PSN activities and update the template. So something like "DATE - Fatty uploaded a new cart to modnation racers. Go downvote it now!".

Or something. Whatever. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 15:57, 20 December 2010 (PST)
*I would refrain from using language like "fatty" and any concrete trolling plan in response but given the amount of time Chris spends on the PS3, it is worth documenting. There's a requested template award in for it.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:21, 20 December 2010 (PST)
*If only such a template existed/was updated regularly. It would be especially useful if it were updated by someone reliable, such as Clydec. [[User:Clydec/PS3_Tracker|I guess we'll just have to keep hoping]]. (It isn't a template though. FUCKING WRITE ON HIS TALK PAGE GOD DAMN). [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 17:41, 20 December 2010 (PST)

== The CWCki Quality Review ==

I've gotten some complaints about the quality of the CWCki. Now I haven't really noticed anything super bad but this is something I hear from some people and I think that given the CWCki's second anniversary is coming up next week, we should have a frank open discussion about article quality and think of ways to address it.

I encourage everyone who uses the CWCki to offer their feedback so we can maintain the high quality standards we set for the CWCki.

So, I ask you all this - how is the CWCki doing? What do you think of article quality? How could it improve? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 13:47, 18 January 2011 (PST)

:1) I think the top priority for the CWCki in Year Three is to organize the content we already have. [[User:MachPunch|MachPunch]] has been kicking ass sorting videos and saga-related content, and I think that's the sort of thing we need right now. For example, Chris was working on a ''novel'' last year, and most people probably forgot all about it, because the details are buried in the [[Wallflower E-mails]], instead of being presented in their own article. We have a lot of raw information here, and I think part of the CWCki's role should be to digest those primary sources, so a reader can get the highlights without having to pore over hours of chatlogs or sift through weeks' worth of e-mails. [[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 14:59, 18 January 2011 (PST)

:2) The second priority needs to be to crack down on namefaggotry going on around here. I don't object to personalizing one's user page, or using the user talk pages, but lately it feels like that's all some users do around here. The emphasis needs to be on the articles, not introducing yourself and your agenda to the community. Conversely, it annoys me when users add useless shit to articles, as if making any contribution at all increases their wiki XP or something. I'm thinking specifically of those dumb "reaction shot" images, but the same can be said for excessive piping, speculation, or anything where quality takes a back seat to quantity. In moderation, the reaction shot images could be funny, but mostly they just felt like someone was trying too hard. [[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 14:59, 18 January 2011 (PST)

: Just a small complaint really, (Since DethChemist already hit all the truly necessary points) but I think some further research is required on some pages. For example, the [[Zapina|Zapina article]] says (paraphrasing from memory) that while still a shitty character, Zapina hasn't really ripped off another character. I took one look at Zapina and realized that she's a transgendered version of obscure (And almost-universally disliked) [[Sonic the Hedgehog| Sonic]] character [http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Charmy_Bee Charmy Bee], with a lightbulb in her ass instead of a stinger and the head traded out for Sonichu's. (Why Chris would do this is just... I dunno, really, but it IS Chris.) Anyway, just a reminder that maybe some further research is required on some articles. [[User:DJChaos|DJChaos]] 15:18, 7 February 2011 (PST)

==JenkinsJinkies Articles==

[[Coffee Place]] and [[Amanda]] articles need to be dealt with. I'd suggest that the Coffee Place article become a subsection of [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki]] and become a redirect, while the Amanda article just be deleted. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 22:30, 30 January 2011 (PST)
*Coffee Place article should be preserved as it is a historical document in its own worth. Perhaps Amanda could be incorporated into [[Burger King]]?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:08, 4 February 2011 (PST)
**You should add a disclaimer or header to the Coffee Place article mentioning that it was written by Chris. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 20:52, 14 February 2011 (PST)

==Foreign languages==
While there's always work to be done on the CWCki, since there probably won't be new Chris related content for a while, I was wondering how many CWCkians are proficient in foreign languages. It may be an interesting endeavor and perhaps could work with [{TheCWCvilleLibrary]] to create subtitles for all of Chris's videos. That way, all the world can know of Chris's failings.

I think [[Spanish]] should be the first language, but I'm curious if this is feasible given the current user base. Thoughts?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:08, 4 February 2011 (PST)

*I've taken French as a second language class for 7 years and I've done two French immersion courses. If it's necessary, I can do that. I'm not sure how useful it would be, though. Is it just adding subtitles to videos, or is it translating the entire wiki into a foreign language? If it's the latter, there's no point in trying. If it's the former, there are still diminishing returns. I've been to France a few times and there are very few people there who can't speak English pretty well, and most can read it even better. The only French people I've met who couldn't speak or read any English were those in Aix, and they barely even have computers there. It would be a very small group of people that this would appeal to. If anything, they should be translated to a west/east Asian or Far-East European language, as it's much less common for them to speak English. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 05:23, 5 February 2011 (PST)
*Spanish is my first language, so I could work on those subtitles if you decide you need them. [[User:Cesare|Cesare]] 14:11, 7 February 2011 (PST)
*I could do Polish, as it's my mother tongue. [[User:LittlePigBlanket|LittlePigBlanket]] 00:48, 17 February 2011 (PST)
*It's really great to hear some responses, I've brought up the topic of subtitles [[CWCki talk:Caption Crusade|here]] which could use some discussion. Freecell does make a good point that a Asian or Far-Eastern European (what constitutes that BTW?) language would help reach the wider audience though the problem is that I'm skeptical if there's anyone into Chris trolling is competent in these languages. I've thought about translating Chris's comics but that would be a bit more difficult as any translation would work, but first I think we need to work on getting the comics on the CWCki in the first place. Anyways, there's some good potential here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:11, 17 February 2011 (PST)
*My mother tongue's Cantonese, maybe I can do Chinese? Tell me exactly what to do and I'll find time to do it. [[User:Sidre|Sidre]] 00:05, 22 February 2011 (PST)
*French is my first language, I can translate whatever you want into it. Longue vie à Chris ! [[User:DuckNTurn|DuckNTurn]]

==improvement project proposal ==
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Special:AllPages

http://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Special%3AAllPages&from=%22Damian+Antaria%22%2C+PLEASE%2C+Don%27t+Leave+Me+-+I+NEED+YOU!!!&to=9+October+2009&namespace=0

Every article needs to be improved. This must be a notice on every page for people to start taking dumb shit out of articles.
Video articles should be locked once it's in its final form. If people want to make changes, they'll have to go through the talk page.
Pages need to be approved by a mod before we can move onto the next set on the AllPages Special page.

The project will start from all the non-alphabet characters.

-- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:29, 9 February 2011 (PST)
*While you're free to edit pages as you deem fit, I will not lock pages as pages can always be improved as you nor anyone else is the end all final word of Chris. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:09, 9 February 2011 (PST)
*Another thing, I think one way you can help maintain your standards of quality is to edit the [[CWCki:Style|style guide]] and you're welcome to establish expectations for articles and general style. I think that would be a very good way of you and your other Improvement Team members to really help the CWCki.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:30, 9 February 2011 (PST)

== Uploading the comics ==

I think one of the few faults with the CWCki is that at current, we don't have the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]] on the site. True, they're on the [[CWCipedia]] mirror but I believe those constitute the retconned comics with altered names.

Therefore, I'm offering a [[:Template:Bounty|Gold Star Bounty]] to anyone who contributes to uploading every Sonichu comic, original and retconned versions, onto the CWCki and incorporated them into the article. Obviously these are primary sources from Chris and should be on the CWCki itself so CWCki users can use them for research purposes and that sort of thing. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:39, 1 March 2011 (PST)
:I was thinking about this yesterday when I saw that 789chan thread. I don't have anything planned this afternoon so I guess I can upload them. Should this get its own article, or should they be put as galleries in the existing Sonichu Comic articles? [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 11:55, 1 March 2011 (PST)
:*I think galleries on the respective comic pages would make the most sense, no? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:19, 1 March 2011 (PST)
:Episode 0 done. I'm thinking I should upload the files and also link to a .zip file download in the appropriate article so that people can download the whole issue. Once I'm done I guess I'll make a .zip for all of the issues in one. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 12:14, 1 March 2011 (PST)
:I'll do more later. I'm just going to change the download locations because I forgot to make them .zip files. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 13:35, 1 March 2011 (PST)
*For those who wish to contribute, my dear friend Gecko made .rar files of the comics [http://www.mediafire.com/?2lbe465niukq624 here] and [http://www.mediafire.com/?o5nt0o38ubz95qk here]. I think this covers up to issue 7. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:12, 1 March 2011 (PST)

*Okay, so looks like Freecell uploaded iussues [[Sonichu 0|0]] and [[Sonichu 1|1]], while I've uploaded [[Sonichu 2|2]] and [[Sonichu 3|3]]. Not sure how to do 4 as I know a lot of of the subepisodes are already on the CWCki somewhere but maybe we should upload them anyway. In any case, do contribute, it'll help the CWCki and it'll get you a sweet userbox. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:04, 1 March 2011 (PST)
:*Just finished with [[Sonichu 6|6]], I think I'll call it a night.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:30, 1 March 2011 (PST)

* I can do issue 11 (Sonichu 10). [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 17:41, 1 March 2011 (PST)
:* [[Sonichu 10]] is up and has a gallery. There were three pages that overwrote CWCki Vandalism images, but I don't know how to fix that, and it didn't seem to me like it'd be that great a loss. I'm uploading a rar of Sonichu 10 to MF, since it doesn't seem to exist.[[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 19:55, 1 March 2011 (PST)
* I'll start Sonichu #9 --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 17:56, 1 March 2011 (PST)
:Aw hell, seems I overwrote some of the things in the CWCkipedia Vandalism page. Should I go through and upload new versions of that gay trucker comic? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 19:37, 1 March 2011 (PST)
:I guess I'll do Sonichu #8 now. I'll do it with the censored versions, because the porn is already on the comic page. Uhhg, wish me luck... --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 20:20, 1 March 2011 (PST)
:As far as I can tell, we still need 2, 5, and 6 uploaded, unless they follow a different syntax from the other ones you guys uploaded. Other than that it's done. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 16:09, 2 March 2011 (PST)
:*I'm pretty bored right now, so I'll take care of what's left of 2, and try to get to the others while I'm at it. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 14:08, 3 March 2011 (PST)
:* [[Sonichu 5]] is up. I drank a lot while uploading it. Sonichu 4 and Sonichu 6 are left, from what I gather. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 15:23, 3 March 2011 (PST)
I think they're all done now, only thing left is to put these on the appropriate comic pages.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 13:09, 19 March 2011 (PDT)

== Good analysis example ==

This could go in Policy but I don't feel like ruling up from high on this, but mostly showing a good illustration of something. A lot of people complain that the CWCki has too much "sperging," that is (in their opinion at least) analysis and the like. Now personally, I think there's some level of analysis. If you read Moby Dick and think it's just about some guy going after a whale, you're missing out. Likewise, if you think Sonichu is just a crudely drawn comic, you're also missing out. Now here's a good example, from the [{Sonichu (character)|article]], a [[Sonichu_(character)#Sonichu_as_a_Mary_Sue|small section]] about how Sonichu is a Mary Sue. Now this could go on for pages, you could get into all sorts of shit with Freud and pull stuff out your ass on this one and go hog wild. But instead, it's two short paragraphs that say what should be obvious, that Sonichu serves as Mary Sue in that Sonichu allows Chris to fulfill his wishes and desires in an idealized world. That's all people really need to know and this section covers it well.

So try and avoid analyzing if you can but if it's warranted, keep it to a minimum. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 13:16, 19 March 2011 (PDT)

== Take these raining Chris heads off now prz ==

I can't read jack shit with these damn things. :(

== A Message to the CWCki ==

You know, I've been thinking and I'll be honest with you - Chris is probably dead. Not dead, literally, mind you, but he's probably not going to come back to the Internet for a very long time. However, given that, I think this is a time to consider the next stage of the CWCki. There is a very real purpose to continuing to edit the CWCki on a regular basis. Abe Lincoln might be rotting in the ground but that does not stop people from researching his life and saying new things about him. Likewise, just because Chris isn't making new content on a daily basis does not mean that everything said about Chris has been said. There's still a very real need to look closely into Chris's past material and to connect it with each other. A lot of media is on the CWCki but not incorporated into other pages. The CWCki should be maintained to its renowned high standards so that those who did not personally experience first hand the fail of Chris can do so so that Chris's antics will be recorded for time eternal.

I also see a valuable use for the [[CWCki:Caption Crusade|Caption Crusade]]. Captioning allows for translation into other languages, which can bring in trolls who may not have heard of Chris otherwise and bring in new perspectives that the current American-centric worldview of the average Chris troll would have.

In short, there's still [[CWCki:Priority_Listing|plenty of things to do]] and now is as good as any time to do it, if not better. So I hope you all stay with us and continue to contribute to the CWCki.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:54, 9 April 2011 (PDT)

:I love you Champ. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 05:43, 10 April 2011 (PDT)

== New article name ==
'Sup. For the past couple of days I've been working on merging the [[Chaotic Combo (Asperchu)]], [[Basement Rosechus]] and [[Mitch Sonichu]] pages, because they were all shit. The final draft of the merged page is [[User:Old meme/Sandbox|here]]. Both Freecell and Champ have given their approval, but we need a name before it's moved into the main namespace and replaces the old pages. I suggested "Asperchu parodies", but Champ doesn't like it. Put your suggestions for a new name here and we'll go with whatever sounds good. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:36, 20 May 2011 (PDT)

==Jerkops wanted==
I'm looking for a few temporary jerkops, possible permanent position. Obvious qualifications include not being a fag (in the colliqual sense, of course - homosexuals are a-okay) and an editing history on the CWCki (in other words, I recognize your name). Experience with wikis a plus. Contact me if you feel you're qualified. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:08, 25 July 2011 (PDT)

==Liquid's YouTube account is gone==
As some of you might already know, Liquid closed his YouTube account recently. Luckily for us, all of his videos were mirrored on the CWCville library beforehand. Unfortunately, most the Liquid videos which were embedded on this website were from his YouTube account rather than CWCville library. We need to do some massive work here and re-embed Liquid's videos. I already started fixing videos on some articles and I've seen some other guy here helping as well, I hope others will also pitch in. --[[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 14:39, 27 July 2011 (PDT)

== Emails vs E-mails ==

Currently we have a pages "Emails" to list the various Email pages on the CWCki, with some individual pages ("Clyde_E-mails") using a dash, and some not ("Megan_Emails,_2008"). This means a search for "Clyde Emails" or a search for "Megan E-mails" will fail to find these pages. I propose we create redirects to every "e-mails" page from the equivalent "emails" one and vice-versa to make searching easier. Any objections? [[User:BubonicTheHedgehog|BubonicTheHedgehog]] 01:34, 7 August 2011 (PDT)
*Huh, looks like "Email" is the preferred spelling, according to [[Wikipedia:Email|Wikipedia]] at least. So yeah, we really should be all "email" then, no?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:03, 7 August 2011 (PDT)
**Email seems more natural to me, I'd support a change to all pages being under "email". Since visitors may search with either one, I think redirects would still be worthwhile. As far as I can tell I don't have move permissions, so I can't do that part, but if you want tomorrow I can start adding redirects from "E-mail" to any pages that already have the preferred "email" usage. [[User:BubonicTheHedgehog|BubonicTheHedgehog]] 02:15, 7 August 2011 (PDT)
:::*Hmm, I'm starting to move some of these and I notice there's a discrepancy in style. For instance, the Chris emails will be "Chris emails 20xx" whereas the Megan emails are like "Megan emails, 20xx." See, there's that comma, which is irregular. Parenthesis should do the trick, like "Megan emails (20xx)" or should we do them like the Chris emails with just a space in between? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:27, 7 August 2011 (PDT)
:::**Eh, probably just a space, that'd be consistent with both the format for the Chris emails and years in the timeline and such. The only place I see () is for the exact dates (IE IRC Chatlogs which uhh.. actually are also inconsistent, some are like (12/1/09) and some are like (12_January_09).) Anyway, my vote would be no parenthesis for year or month and year, parenthesis for exact dates. Then the dates just need to be made consistent. (Sorry, I seem to keep finding crap I can't fix myself) EDIT: looks like the dates are ok, they just have redirects.[[User:BubonicTheHedgehog|BubonicTheHedgehog]] 02:37, 7 August 2011 (PDT)

== Userboxes (Re {{tl|femdom}}) ==

''Moved from a now deleted category - may the userbox discussion continue --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]]''

I'm pretty lenient when it comes to user boxes, at least moreso than most people, but I think this is something along the lines of the furry user box in that it's inviting trouble for people. I mean, I have no problem personally with people who are into this sort of thing, whatever floats your boat, but I think that 1) this is inviting trouble, that is inviting people to get trolled such as the furry userbox and 2) do we really need to know which CWCki editors are into this sort of thing?

I mean, certain uses boxes have a purpose - it can tell me where your from can tell me what time zone you're in, what languages you can speak, what are your interests in editing the CWCki (for instance, if you like transcribing). Those sort of user boxes are helpful - if something needs transcribing, I can look at someone who has a Transcriber template on their page and ask them to do it, or have them look over a transcript. If I'm trying to decide who to make a jerkop, knowing where you're from can help me determine the coverage, so essentially the CWCki can constantly be monitored. I sorta brought the first userboxes mostly as ways to jazz up user pages and encourage people to participate on the CWCki. Unfortunately, some people see user boxes as an ends rather than a means and it seems to aggravate people.

I've brought this up before but no one seemed to comment, so I've left it as the status quo. But does anyone have a convincing argument why we should leave this user box, and does this really serve the CWCki to know which users are into this sort of thing?

Like I said, it's not just a problem with this template alone, it's with many other user boxes that really don't seem productiv

Thoughts?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:12, 3 September 2011 (PDT)

*Technically I should put this in the talk page of the template itself, but it's the fact we have an entire category devoted to this that really irks me.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:13, 3 September 2011 (PDT)

*I guess it doesn't really matter. I just saw how everybody had really random userboxes that didn't seem to have anything to do with anything and figured I would make one. I'm the only one using this userbox, so I guess that is the definition of a pointless userbox. [[User:Femdom|Femdom]] 07:25, 3 September 2011 (PDT)

*I don't mind this userbox. I think it'd be better off as a user subpage than in the template namespace, but I don't really care either way. - [[User:LucidFox|LucidFox]] 09:02, 3 September 2011 (PDT)

Eh, unlike Wikipedia - we don't have such a crowded template namespace - so I generally don't mind userboxes being in the template namespace. Some points about userboxes (I previously championed a revamp a while ago to help standardise them):
* Users creating new userboxes should consider how many people are likely to add it to their userpage. 5+ would be nice.
* If the userbox is too specific/unique (i.e. I made a userbox for CWCkipedians called Anonymax) then it will get deleted
* Users creating new userboxes should promote it to users to whom the userbox may apply, via their user talk page. Just a short "Hi, I made this userbox and thought it may be relevant to you" will do.
* Users should '''never''' edit the userpage of others to add a userbox - two exceptions:
:* A userbox has been moved, renamed or superceded by another userbox
:* The user doing the editing is a [[:Category:CWCki Jerkops|jerkop]]+, and has good reason to be messing with that page (for example, if we confirm that the user in question is Chris).

Stick to these guidelines, and I'm cool with our current userbox stance/unofficial policy. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:14, 3 September 2011 (PDT)

:*If this category and userbox are allowed, then it only encourages others to make categories and userboxes for their own peculiar fetishes. What's next, a userbox for men who like to swallow semen? One for people who like shoving things up their arse? Better yet, how about a general ''Category:Anal Play'' with individual subcategories and userboxes for ''Anal Beads'' and ''Dildos''? Like the furry example, the listing of sexual fetishes contributes nothing even remotely valuable to the CWCki, invites more sperging and faggotry, and encourages unwanted attention. If people want to talk about their sexual fetishes, then they should take them to the General section of the CWCki forum. Oh wait – [http://cwcki.yuku.com/topic/114/General-Forum-rules that kind of thing is forbidden] there too, and for a good reason. – [[User:BrianBash|BrianBash]] ([[User_talk:BrianBash|talk]]|[[Special:Contributions/BrianBash|cont]]) 17:09, 3 September 2011 (PDT)

Currently this is a candidate for deletion IMO - as I envision userboxes to be more like {{tl|IRCReg}}, {{tl|Britfag}} and {{tl|Hex-Box}}. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:21, 3 September 2011 (PDT)

Hey since I'm an admin, can I just obliterate the few crappy userboxes that exist like this one without having to call to order the CWCki community to debate about it? Another candidate for deletion is {{tl|UnderWatch}} (from Delabonte days). --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:27, 3 September 2011 (PDT)

Made some bold moves on this case. I've relocated the userbox to a subpage of Femdom's userspace ([[User:Femdom/Userbox]]) and moved the discussion that we had on the category page to here. Maybe I should have used the policy page - but meh. I deleted the category. Personalised userboxes should be in the user namespace, and not have a "CWCkipedians..." category. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 18:01, 3 September 2011 (PDT)
*I had similar thoughts, I just wanted a second opinion though. Good move, Anonymax.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:41, 4 September 2011 (PDT)

== Use of "bots" on CWCki ==

Just a heads up on any concern users may have about my recent use of bots on the CWCki. I use two "bots" at the moment which I'd rather not disclose the exact mechanics of - but basically they enable me to carry out maintenance tasks like fixing broken/double redirects and adding/removing categories and templates from pages much easier and faster. Most edits are reviewed fully by me before they are saved, however some (like the [[User:WelcomeBot|WelcomeBot]]) are just left to tick over on their own.

If anyone has any problems or questions about the use of bots on the CWCki, please feel free to raise them here. Additionally, if you feel there is a task that a bot would be suitable to carry out - please let me know. I own two bot accounts - Anonybot and WelcomeBot. They have "bot" user rights, which simply means that their edits are hidden from [[Special:RecentChanges]] to avoid spam. You can - however - click "Show bot edits" on the recent changes page to reveal all edits which the bots have been doing. Hopefully this will allay any concerns users may have about bot misbehaviour or malicious use.

--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:02, 20 September 2011 (PDT)

*Hi, I saw a guy replacing all instances of Sauces with Sources and I figured there'd be some sort of find and replace bot that could do the same thing. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 06:29, 5 October 2011 (PDT)
::Well - people do like to make like more difficult for themselves eh? I can get a bot on the case momentarily... --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 06:31, 5 October 2011 (PDT)
**Cool. As a note I like my like at its current level of difficulty.

PS3

2011-10-05T13:32:24Z

Nullity:

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[Image:Sony playstation 3.jpg|thumb|A life upgrade.]]

The [[Sony]] '''PlayStation 3''' (purchased 17 March [[2007]]<ref>[[PS3 History Level]]</ref> - [[The MovingFoward videos|28 August 2010]]) was [[Chris]]'s original "life upgrade". He wanted to win one in a contest, so he made [[Pixelated PS3|a video]] where he built one out of [[Pixelblocks]]. He would "throw out the cure for [[autism]]" for one.<ref>[[Pixelated PS3]]</ref> Chris eventually went ahead and bought one with taxpayer money from his [[monthly tugboat]], using one of his many collected credit cards. In [[August 2010]], following [[#Molestations and other PS3 damage|repeated PS3 abuse]], he [[#Destruction|destroyed]] his life upgrade.

Chris's replacement '''PS3''' is his second life upgrade. Despite ceremoniously [[The MovingFoward videos|"MovingFoward"]] only a few days before, Chris could not live without his life upgrade, and so reportedly wasted yet more of [[America]]ns' tax dollars replacing it. He was earning new trophies with it by the second week of September 2010. May the frivolous [[PSN]] spending and hacking drama continue.

==PlayStation Network==

[[Image:Etc playstation.PNG|thumb|Confirmation e-mails, a testament to Chris's financial responsibility.]]

Being as irresponsible with [[Chris and money|money]] as he is, Chris went into overdrive with this feature of the PS3's [[online]] capabilities. Chris has spent so much on the PSN, it has contributed most of his credit card debt (roughly $3,500 as of early 2010).

You might ask yourself how he could spend that much and what he could spend it on. Chris seemingly buys everything possible, from game content to movies to several episodes of terrible harem [[anime]]. A list of Chris's PSN purchases reveals that he has even bought upgrades to games he doesn't even own.

Chris has spent at least '''$3,430.20''' in American [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayer dollars]].

=== Spending history ===
The following table chronicles Chris's deposits into his PlayStation Network "wallet" between April 2007 and February 2010, the period for which detailed records of his transactions are available (thanks to the work of expert hackers).

Some interesting patterns can be spotted in his spending habits. He was relatively thrifty for most of 2007 and into early 2008, when he still had a few other outlets for entertaining himself outside his home. There's a sharp spike around the time of his first ban from [[The GAMe PLACe]], though (and he might also have been binging to get over his "breakup" with Megan Schroeder, which happened that same spring). Likewise, it's perhaps not a coincidence that after Chris was permanently booted from The PLACe in the summer of 2008, he began spending a good deal more money on the PSN.

In light of the second wave of the [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010|Vivian Gee e-mails]], Chris's spending in early 2010 is impressive. Despite being supposedly put on a strict budget by his father at the time (in order to pay down debts created by his earlier PSN spending), he still managed to spend around $100 or more a month.

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! '''Month
! '''Amount
! '''Month
! '''Amount
! '''Month
! '''Amount
! '''Month
! '''Amount
! '''Month
! '''Amount
|-
| February 2010
| '''$130.00
| July 2009
| '''$80.00
| December 2008
| '''$150.00
| May 2008
| '''$90.00
| October 2007
| '''$55.00
|-
| January 2010
| '''$90.00
| June 2009
| '''$170.00
| November 2008
| '''$110.00
| April 2008
| '''$16.02
| September 2007
| '''$35.00
|-
| December 2009
| '''$234.29
| May 2009
| '''$135.00
| October 2008
| '''$90.07
| March 2008
| '''$20.00
| August 2007
| '''$65.00
|-
| November 2009
| '''$215.00
| April 2009
| '''$225.00
| September 2008
| '''$90.00
| February 2008
| '''$20.00
| July 2007
| '''$25.00
|-
| October 2009
| '''$268.41
| March 2009
| '''$210.00
| August 2008
| '''$85.00
| January 2008
| '''$75.00
| June 2007
| '''$10.00
|-
| September 2009
| '''$132.36
| February 2009
| '''$125.00
| July 2008
| '''$120.00
| December 2007
| '''$25.00
| May 2007
| '''$35.00
|-
| August 2009
| '''$50.00
| January 2009
| '''$90.00
| June 2008
| '''$30.00
| November 2007
| '''$30.00
| April 2007
| '''$25.00
|}

=== Trophies ===
According to the [http://profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/profiles/Sonichu PSN profile for Sonichu], as of 29 [[September 2011]], Chris has 2,014 trophies. ''Note: Availability of Sonichu's trophy information is dependent on the proper functioning of the PlayStation Network. Information is not updated in real time.''

Games with over 50% progress include:

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!align="left"|Game
!align="left"|Trophies
!align="left"|Progress
!align="left"|Comments
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Back to the Future: The Game|Back to the Future]] - Episode 1: It's About Time''
|12
|100%
|
|-
| ''[[ModNation Racers]]''
|69
|100%
|A driving game that Chris is terrible at. The levels that he has made so far are simply bad, and he racks up a fairly consistent .200 winning average.
|-
|''[[Kacey Call 8|Hannah Montana: The Movie]]''
|43
|100%
|[[Homos|No comment]].
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Stacking (video game)|Stacking]]''
|21
|100%
|
|-
|''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] 2''
|12
|100%
|[[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|"...Christian's father says it only takes a few hours for him to master an electronic game and then...''move onto another!''"]]
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog''
|12
|100%
|Of course.
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Sly Cooper#The Sly Collection|Sly 1]]''
|36
|100%
|Furries galore.
|-
|''Sly 2''
|36
|100%
|
|-
|''Sly 3''
|36
|100%
|
|-
|''Sly Minigames''
|8
|100%
|
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]]''
|15
|100%
|Grating dialogue on par with the Sonichu comics.
|-
|''[[LittleBigPlanet|LittleBigPlanet 2]]''
|55
|95%
|The game that made his [[Autism Tutorial]] possible.
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Costume Quest|Costume Quest]]''
| 17
| 100%
| Made by the same people who made [[wikipedia:Brütal Legend|Brütal Legend]].
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People|SBCG4AP Episode 5: 8-Bit Is Enough]]''
|14
|100%
|
|-
|''SBCG4AP Episode 4: Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective''
|15
|100%
|
|-
|''SBCG4AP Episode 3: Baddest of the Bands''
|15
|100%
|
|-
|''SBCG4AP Episode 2: Strong Badia the Free''
|15
|100%
|
|-
|''SBCG4AP Episode 1: Homestar Ruiner''
|14
|100%
|
|-
| ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''
| 70
| 100%
| And he still can't coordinate his jumps, or design a good level.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:InFamous|inFamous]]''
| 50
| 100%
| A man dressed in yellow that shoots electricity? [[Sonichu|Hmmmmm...]]
|-
|''The Mysteries of Little Riddle''
|37
|100%
|
|-
| ''Sackboy's Prehistoric Moves''
| 14
| 100%
|
|-
|''[[God of War]] III''
|36
|100%
|All that blood and gore couldn't stop Chris from grabbing all the trophies and deity boobies.
|-
|''God of War II''
|35
|100%
| From the ''God of War Collection''.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection|Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection]]''
| 35
| 100%
| Another case of redundancy for most of the included games, especially the ''Sonic'' ones.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Cuboid (video game)|Cuboid]]''
| 24
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog 4|Sonic the Hedgehog 4 Episode I]]''
| 12
| 100%
| Not unexpected.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Linger In Shadows|Linger In Shadows]]''
| 16
| 100%
| A demoscene production. Not remarkable. Most people already had 1,000 gamerscore in ''[[wikipedia:Second Reality|Second Reality]]''. In 1993.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Flower_(video_game)|Flower]]''
| 14
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sam_%26_Max:_The_Devil%27s_Playhouse|Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse]] - Episode 1: The Penal Zone''
| 13
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Wheel_of_Fortune_(video_game)|Wheel of Fortune]]''
| 13
| 100%
| Truly, the apex of hi-def gaming.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Gunstar_Heroes|Gunstar Heroes]]''
| 12
| 100%
| Chris may have got 100% in ''Gunstar Heroes'', but IRL he's a total zero.
|-
|''Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 2: The Tomb of Sammun Mak''
|12
|100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Buzz!|Buzz!]] Junior: Monsters''
| 11
| 100%
| "Junior" says it all.
|-
| ''Buzz! Junior: RoboJam''
| 11
| 100%
|
|-
|''Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 4: Beyond the Alley of the Dolls''
|11
|100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:.detuned|.detuned]]''
| 10
| 100%
| Another demoscene production. Again, we'd allege that Chris wouldn't get too far in Farbrausch's more famous interactive entertainment prod ''.kkrieger'' - not to even mention the largely .famous ''.the .product'', dammit!
|-
| ''Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 3: They Stole Max's Brain''
| 10
| 100%
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Mainichi Issho|Mainichi Issho]]''
| 7
| 100%
| A Japan-only release. Apparently, just like ''[[Animal Crossing]]'', only more boring and even bigger of a grindfest.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Frogger_Returns|Frogger Returns]]''
| 4
| 100%
| ''One hundred percen—!!!'' ...Oh, it's four trophies for four levels.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Burnout_Paradise|Burnout Paradise]]''
| 93
| 91%
| It has cars. They can be driven. Chris thinks this game is up there among greatest games ever made, with the likes of ''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time''.<ref>''[[Brutal Legend Plus]]''</ref>
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Braid_(video_game)|Braid]]''
| 11
| 89%
| A game about a man who alters [[Time Void|time]] to rescue his [[sweetheart]]. Note that the end of the game reveals the main character to be [[Christian Weston Chandler|a stalker]]. It is, however, worth noting that ''Braid'' is a puzzle game, and not a simple one to play either, yet he still fully completed the game. This is perhaps the most definite proof that Chris isn't mentally retarded (or, at least, he knows how to use GameFAQs).
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Tetris|Tetris]]''
|9
|85%
|
|-
|''God of War''
|33
|82%
| Most of the trophies are simply earned by progressing through the game normally. The trophies he lacks are the ones that require you to complete actual challenges or completing the game in under five hours.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Heavy_rain|Heavy Rain]]''
| 53
| 80%
| A pretentious wagglefest that only Chris could take seriously. Several scenes of nudity: male and female.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Band Hero|Band Hero]]''
|35
|77%
|Guitar Hero for the preteen girl demographic.
|-
| ''The Price Is Right''
|11
|76%
| Another real [[Sonichu|masterpiece]] of hi-def gaming
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic_unleashed|Sonic Unleashed]]''
| 37
| 75%
| Due to the trophy data not visible to the public and people reporting hearsay as fact, a lot of people were under assumption that Chris had 100% of the trophies in ''Sonic 2006'' (which doesn't even have trophies). Now, we're equally perplexed by the fact that Chris has ''only'' 75% of trophies in a bona-fide 3D ''Sonic'' title.
|-
| ''[[Brutal Legend Plus|Brütal Legend]]''
| 46
| 74%
| \m/ [[Britney Spears]]! \m/
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Space Ace|Space Ace]]''
|7
|71%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Penny_Arcade_Adventures|Penny Arcade Adventures]]: OtRSPoD, Episode One''
| 11
| 71%
|
|-
| ''Penny Arcade Adventures: OtRSPoD, Episode Two''
| 11
| 71%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Noby_Noby_Boy|Noby Noby Boy]]''
| 9
| 71%
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Numblast|NUMBLAST]]''
|10
|71%
|''NUMBLAST'' is a [[homos|colorful]] Japanese puzzle game.
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing|Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing]]''
|36
|62%
|Sonic Kart couldn't hold his interest long enough for a platinum trophy. No Sonichu? Back to Modnation.
|-
| ''Buzz!: Quiz TV''
| 16
| 61%
| The first of the ''Buzz!'' games to appear on PS3. See also Chris's [[Quizzes]] for his MyBUZZ! stuff.
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Spelunker HD|Spelunker HD]]''
|31
|58%
|
|-
| ''[[Emily_Date_Conversation_Transcript#Meet_the_Pickle_.2801:21:44_-_01:25:29.29|Watchmen]]''
| 8
| 57%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Uno_(video_game)|UNO]]''
| 10
| 52%
| Seriously?
|}

Comparing to the [[List of Chris's games|list of games he owns]], there was a bunch of them that he hadn't even booted up a single time. There are some games he had touched maybe once and then left to the wayside; for example, all of his ''BioShock'' trophies are from the beginning of the game, and he received all of them on October 23, 2008, over a couple of hours. (The logical conclusion is that the second level of ''BioShock'' will ''blow your mind.'') In public, he also prominently featured games he never really played; the [[PS3 History Level]] shows many games that he touched only a few times (''Mirror's Edge'' and ''BioShock'', for example, currently sit at 11% and 9% respectively), and in [[PS3 Tutorial for my fans|the PS3 tutorial]], Chris says he thinks ''PAIN'' is a "fun" game, yet he let it sit at 0%.

=== Hacking ===
As a result of his online notoriety, his poor choice of passwords, and his innate gullibility, Chris’s PlayStation Network account was hacked or otherwise wrested from his control on multiple occasions. [[BlueSpike]], in his guise as Chris’s sweetheart [[Julie]], was able to convince Chris to break the first fundamental rule of cybersecurity and "share" his password in [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|February 2009]], which was later used as a wedge to control and torment Chris. That summer, [[Jack Thaddeus]] seized the account, resulting in the infamous [[Chris humps his PS3|eight minutes of console sex]] and detailed revelations concerning Chris’s insane online spending habits.

Chris managed to keep control of his accounts for a surprisingly long time after his run-in with Thaddeus, but his luck ran out on 24 [[February 2010]], thanks to [[Surfshack Tito|a certain Hawaiʻian]].

==Fanboyism==

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{{quote|So...good reason to get a PlayStation 3 system… of at least 60 GB or higher! 'Cause, uh, y'know, they have four USB ports, the memory card slots, and able to access the Internet wirelessly. While 40 GB and lower: two USB ports, no memory card slots, and requires an Ethernet cable to connect to the Internet. And...LittleBigPlanet! And as you all know from my sponsorship video, ev— most of the videos I put up on YouTube were spon— were sponsored by Sony, and their PlayStation Eye, and their PlayStation 3.|[[Chris Chan Update 13 October 2008|Chris failing to tell us what the "good reason" is.]]}}

{{quote|And yet, at the beginning, during the "Console War", I feel that I have chosen Truly Wise. Sony has truly helped this soul better his life, and many others as well. And with every new update, the PS3 and PSP grow more and more better alongside me. Playstaion isn't just a Station to Play, it's the station to Play and Truly Enrich Yourself. Higher Definition equals Better Points of View. Talking over the Internet from a sancturious comfort is truly an enriching luxury. Now I have put behind me my regrets of Life without Playstation. And with Priceless Experiences, an honest sense of satisfaction. And a more mature winning attitude. Sony's Playstation 3 and Playstation Portable are Truly a place I can call...My Digital HOME. :D Happy Anniversary, Playstation 3; you are Truly the Best Life Upgrade Ever|Chris, fellating the faceless angel of overpriced electronics in [[PS3 History Level]] speech bubbles.}}

Chris pops giant boners for PS3. He makes trolls on /v/ look like mild enthusiasts with his hatred of the [[Hex Bawx]].

==Molestations and other PS3 damage==
[[Image:Playstation Patrol W CWC's Car.JPG|thumb|right|[[Son-Chu]] camped outside a Playstation Cave]]

On 24 [[July 2009]], a video of [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris humping his PS3]] was leaked. It is generally believed that physically molesting electronics may often shorten their lifespan; hard drives and optical drives are particularly prone to breaking under such physical [[stress]].

On 5 [[May 2010]], Chris [[I Pimp My Ride|posted a video]] in which he bragged about removing a "bug" from his PS3, thanks to a [[white knight]] who tipped him off. While Chris did apparently understand that the component was actually the system's wireless networking antenna, he removed it anyway. It seems to have had no effect on his ability to connect his PS3 to the Internet, indicating that he either uses a wired Ethernet connection or he realized how fucked he was and put it back in place. In any case, he voided his console's warranty...just as planned.

On 27 [[August 2010]], Chris [[Stardate, August 27, 2010|posted a solemn video]] where he explains how he inadvertently formatted his own PS3, erasing over three years of his life. Through repeated abuse (see above), Chris's PS3 was misbehaving, prompting him to contact [[Sony]] tech support. They apparently guided him through an attempt to fix corrupted files on the PS3's hard drive, but fortunately this did not go to plan and Chris was given a choice to reformat his drive, which he accepted.

In the video, Chris blamed a "misunderstanding" between him and the support representative as the reason why he ended up formatting his drive, but it's more likely that Chris [[Autism|wasn't even listening]] to the things the representative was saying, being more concerned with being able to use his life upgrade again as soon as possible. This dubious series of events was disputed by CWC experts, who suspect that Chris may not have been his [[List of Chris's lies|TRUE and HONEST self]]. However, his PSN account activity suggested he had indeed deleted fucking everything.

==Destruction==
[[File:Cameragroup004.jpg|thumb|Trivia: Chris still keeps VHS tapes in the clutter of his [[room]].]]
On 29 [[August 2010]], trolls obtained the MovingFoward videos, where Chris finally put the nail in his life upgrade's coffin by beating it up with an edging stone and then running it over with [[Son-Chu]]. In the third video, Chris claimed to have tested his PS3 and confirmed it no longer started up but still "went into standby mode." He then used some scissors to repeatedly stab the console's remains. Trolls also obtained [[The_MovingFoward_videos#Destruction_Gallery|photographs of the console]] in various states of destruction.

The next day, [[ItIsFinished.MOV|another video]] appeared wherein Chris took the crushed, stabbed, and disassembled parts of his PS3, laid them out in his driveway, and ran them over with his car again for good measure.

Leaked [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|e-mails]] later revealed that Chris's motivations were twofold. Chris destroyed his beloved life upgrade in an attempt to cash in on a [[Trollin Train|troll-proffered]] reward of $9,001, as well as in hopes of satisfying his sweetheart of the moment, [[Jackie]]. However, to the surprise of none, he didn't think through this idea very clearly. He destroyed nearly $5,000 in his greed, never received the reward that he'd hoped for, and never got to first base with Jackie, either.

== The rebirth ==
[[File:PStriple.png|thumb|And on the seventh day, it rose again.]]
By 6 [[September 2010]], only ''days'' after killing his life upgrade, it was resurrected, [[monthly tugboat|with your help]]. Chris had claimed in his exchanges with Tito and Clyde that he would never buy another PS3, probably an attempt to convince the two. Chris told [[Jackie]] that he experienced something similar to drug withdrawal after a few days without his beloved PSTriple: "Post-Destruction, two days later, I started feeling impulsive and tense from its absence."<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7|Jackie Chat #7]]</ref>

== The PS Move of Fail ==
[[Image:ChrisWithPSMove.png|thumb|Chris's PS Move in all its fail.]][[Image:PSN TOMGIRL1-1.jpg|thumb|Tomgirl socializing online.]]
It seems that when Chris purchased his new PS3, he also purchased a [[Wikipedia:Playstation Move|PS Move]]. The PS Move is a derivative by [[Sony]] of [[Nintendo|Nintendo's]] [[Wii Remote of Fail|Wii Remote]]. Chris, being the lover of all things [[Things Chris has ripped off|TRUE and ORIGINAL]] we've come to know, just had to have one.

Chris seems to have painted the two controllers of his PS Move in typical [[Sonichu]] coloration; the motion controller was painted yellow, while the navigation controller was apparently painted light blue.

The PS Move has made two video appearances so far, in the [[ECV_00001|Cherokee video]] and the [[I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat|wizard video]].

Chris later blew forty dollars on the PlayStation Move SharpShooter<ref>[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/12/09/new-playstation-move-sharp-shooter-attachment/]</ref>, as seen in the infamous [[Tomgirl pictures]].

== PlayStation Plus ==
Sony started a [[Hex Bawx|subscription-based program]] that offers members discounts, free content (until membership expires), and exclusives. Chris, already owning everything there is on PSN, unsurprisingly decided to plunge another $50 into debt for a Plus membership. For $50 per year, Chris can now play free rentals of Sonic the Hedgehog and Sonic the Hedgehog 2, games that he has bought many times over.

==Other oddities==
Chris appears to keep his PS3 on most of the time. In many of the videos, he's left the console idling on the main menu or in-game menus. In Skype logs, [[Julie]] complained to Chris that he is logged on PSN when he's not actually around, which was fairly confusing.<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 8|BlueSpike Skype Logs #8]]</ref>

Chris appears to have put at least some of the games he has bought in blue Blu-Ray cases instead of keeping them in original retail cases.<ref>Seen, for example, in ''[[Brutal Legend]]''.</ref> He even does so in the ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' advertisement. This peculiar practice is explained in Chris's [[PS3 History Level]]: Chris buys Blu-Ray game cases from eBay and switches them over because "It's THINNER than the Clear Original PS3 Disc Cases; MORE SHELF SPACE for MORE GAMES."

==See also==
* [[Chris-chan Discusses...]] - A video interview with Chris conducted over the PS3's video chat service.
* [[List of Chris's games]] - Detailing his entire game collection.
* [[List of Chris's PSN video downloads]]
* [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads]]
* [[Pixelated PS3]] - Chris attempts to build one from [[Lego]] and [[Pixelblocks]].
* [[PS3 History Level]]
* [[PSEye]]
* [[PSP]]
* [[PSN Blogs]] - An archive of Chris's posts.
* [[Sonichu Home Club]] - Because Chris loves Sony so much, he uses their ''Second Life'' ripoff.
* [[Sony]]
* [[Hex Bawx|Xbox 360]] - The kryptonite of Chris's video gaming.
* [[ItIsFinished.MOV]] - GAME OVER.

==Sources==
<references/>

==External links==
* [http://us.playstation.com/publictrophy/index.htm?onlinename=Sonichu Chris' PSN, filled with useless trophies.]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3WQ3QiJMWU Boyfriend-Free PS3]

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[[Category:Video Games]]
[[Category:Sony]]
[[Category:PS3]]

Sarah Jackson

2011-10-05T13:32:00Z

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{{Quality}}
[[Image:SarahDeath.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chris and death|Chris' sensitive depiction of her untimely death.]]]]

{{quote|Im single right now, I wish I had a good man to love me and take care of me, and maybe someday I could have a beautiful little girl of my very own to love on and take care of...|No, Sarah was definitely not a troll...}}
'''Sarah Jackson''' (21 March 1981<ref>[[:Image:SarahJackson.jpg]]</ref> - 13 October [[2008]]) was a [[Trolls|Decepticon]] in disguise who was killed by [[Optimus Prime]] and was also one of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris's]] former [[sweetheart|heartsweets]].

Sarah lived in Alabama and found about Chris through her [[autistic]] sister Rose, a [[Sonic]] fan. She made contact with Chris through [[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog]]; the two quickly "developed a good trust." Then, however, Chris told her that he had feelings for [[Blanca]] at the same time. After an exchange of emails among the three, Chris chose Blanca.

{{quote|Im not going 2 let my heart be broken anymore. Chris cheated on me, and doesnt even have the balls to write me back after I read his little blog entry.|Sarah}}

==Death==
Sarah was tragically killed by [[Optimus Prime]] disguised as a truck. Chris mourned her loss in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], drawing her like a forty-year-old.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:TheRealSarahJackson.jpg|TRANSFORMER!
Image:SarahJackson.jpg|ROBOT IN DISGUISE
</gallery></center>
==Sources==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Chris and death]]
*[[Blanca E-mails#Sarah Jackson love triangle|The Blanca-Sarah Love Triangle]]

==External links==
* [http://sarah-bug1109.livejournal.com/ Sarah's LiveJournal]

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Officer Nasty

2011-10-05T13:31:34Z

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{{Honest}}

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[Image:Officer Nasty.jpg|thumb|Chris violently [[Chris and Sex|molesting]] a [[Jerkop|police officer.]] Oh, the humanity.]]

'''Officer Nasty''' was [[Chris]]'s only sexual partner (until he dumped her ass for [[Kimmi]]) and the only [[Jerkop]] that he trusts.

Though the only time she went down on him was when she got a puncture. ''(ba dum, tisch!!!)''

According to Chris, Officer Nasty ''did'' suffer a 'serious internal injury' and went down in the line of duty. He even claims that he's "been through 3 of the 'Officer Nasty' dolls already" (a claim borne out by [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|records of his orders]] from the Adam & Eve website). It is hard to discern whether the punctures were caused by his [[obesity|massive girth]], his bent [[duck]], or both.

Note that the pictures were not taken in CWC's [[room]], but his family's filthy kitchen. Yes, he actually brought Officer Nasty out of his room, fully inflated.

{{quote|Ah, it's just my artificial woman in her plastic blue outfit. Awesome to fuck, and the cleaning maintance is simple. She'll only last until she has her internal injury|Chris on Officer Nasty, the closest thing to a woman he'll ever know the touch of<ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#12 November]]</ref>}}

==Sources==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Julie]]
*[[Kimmi]]
*[[Sex toys]]

{{Sweethearts}}

[[Category:Sweethearts]]
[[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]

Heather Iglesias

2011-10-05T13:30:49Z

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[[Image:Heather_Iglesias.png|thumb|200px|[[CWCville]], where the nannies cower in fear of accidentally showing their [[Homos|sexuality]].]]

'''Heather Iglesias''' is the nanny of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]'s secret would-be latchkey [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|kids]]. While the busy parents are away appearing in bullshit [[comic]] adventures, Heather makes sure the young [[Sonee]] and [[Rosey]] are exposed to at least a modicum of responsibility and emotional health. Heather gets paid from the [[Monthly tugboat|monthly checks]] the Sonichu family receives.<ref>[[Mailbag 21]]</ref>

Heather is a [[Ricardo Weston Chandler|Hispanic]] [[lesbian]]. Despite her racial and sexual handicaps, she keeps the little abominations "safe" and "under her watchful eye."<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today]</ref> As per Sonichu's irrational prejudice, she is asked to keep her lifestyle hidden from the children, as if ''we'' ever needed to be made aware.

In all likelihood, Chris just decided to announce that she's a lesbian so that he would seem less mindbogglingly intolerant. As he's mentioned before, like many homophobes, Chris will praise girl on girl in one breath and condemn homosexuality in another. So it's really not much pressure for him to create a character that [[fail|"proves"]] he [[lie|doesn't hate homosexuals]] while at the same time not having to imagine two dudes licking each other's [[Sonichu Balls|balls]].

She has never appeared in the comic, and it's not clear what has happened to her now that [[Sonichu 10|Chris has poisoned the water supply to get rid of all the homos]].

==See also==
*[[Abusive babysitter]]
*[[Homos]]

==Sources==
<references/>

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Homos]]

Wikipedia

2011-10-05T13:30:14Z

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{{Quote|I ONLY WISH TO TELL THE TRUTH AND SPREAD IT ON THE INTERNET.|Chris}}

On 1 [[May 2009]], for reasons that only [[GodJesus]] knows, [[Christian Weston Chandler]] registered on '''Wikipedia''' as [[ChrisChanSonichu]]. He created a user page that is to record one of the most in depth autobiographical accounts of his life.<ref>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu User talk:ChrisChanSonichu], Wikipedia</ref>

A user page is not an article, and therefore not under the same strict guidelines as an article, but such an extensively biographical one is still a flagrant violation of Wikipedia policy. Wikipedia community tends to frown on use of the user pages as web space ("[[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:NOTMYSPACE|Wikipedia is not MySpace]]"); the user pages should usually be reserved for purposes somehow related to the Wikipedia project, and user pages for users who don't contribute anything to the articles frequently get deleted. Chris, of course, made it abundantly clear that he's not interested in contributing to the articles.

Chris's user page was deleted by a Wikipedia admin believing it to be the work of a [[troll]]. Sadly, as the [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile|details]] show, this was the real deal.

The other thing Chris did was add his name to the article on high-functioning [[autism]], under the list of "famous individuals that may have had many different variations of autism along with HFA."<ref>[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?limit=50&tagfilter=&title=Special%3AContributions&contribs=user&target=ChrisChanSonichu&namespace=&tagfilter=&year=&month=-1 User contributions for ChrisChanSonichu], Wikipedia</ref><ref>[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=High-functioning_autism&diff=prev&oldid=287579250 High-functioning autism], Wikipedia</ref> The kicker is that he put himself right next to Michelangelo. [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|Again]].

To date, the "Christian Weston Chandler" article on Wikipedia has been created by trolls four times and deleted each time: February 15, March 26, April 28 and May 3, 2009.<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref> It has also been "salted," or protected so that it cannot be re-created under that title. Chris's account was also blocked indefinitely, although the blocking admin believed that his account was a sockpuppet of a troll, and not the genuine article.

==May 2009 drama==
In a [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009|video]] on May 3, Chris makes a case for his worthiness and rallies his True and Honest fans to restore his biography. He also posted the following on his Wikipedia discussion page:

{{quotebox|
Dear Sir/Madam,

LOOK, I do not have the appropriate calm state of mind to make time to READ those numerous upon numerous small-print details, much less memorize them. I have had a LOT of SLANDEROUS TWISTS OF MY OWN WORDS done unto me in the past SOO MUCH, it is HARDEST for me to get a [[job]] in a place that does background checks, only to find that cursed [[ED|E.D]]. Page those EVIL [[trolls|TROLLS]] created against me at the TOP of the list.

I started [[CWCipedia|my OWN Wikipedia]] page to hopefully counter that and better the people's General Understand of the Noble Gentleman I truly am. I SPENT HOURS, recalling MEMORY after MEMORY to type up the [[HONEST]]-TO-GOD TRUTH.

I DO NOT CARE about the erroneous listings or false information listed on other pages; I ONLY WISH TO TELL THE TRUTH AND SPREAD IT ON THE INTERNET.

Plus, I have [[Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa Anne Hudgens]] as an honest, very close [[Gal-Pal]], and you know very well how powerful she is as a STAR.

I have created [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_May_3rd,_2009|a video on YouTube]] respectfully asking to leave my Wikipedia ALONE with MY HONEST TRUTH from MY OWN High-Functioning Autistic Head; my [[Fanbase|LOYAL FANBASE]] will be sending you letters.

UNDO YOUR DELETION, PLEASE.

--Christian Weston Chandler (talk) 01:25, 4 May 2009 (UTC) }}

In short, Chris doesn't give a shit about contributing to Wikipedia, only wanting free PR.

==Other Wikipedia edits of note==
[[File:Meganwikipedia.png|200px|thumb|right|Megan disapproves.]]
[[File:Smitheywiki.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Cole approves.]]
In January and February 2010, [[Megan]] (or a person pretending to be her) removed references to Chris from the Wikipedia articles on Manchester High School and [[Cole Smithey]].<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Meganshroeder</ref> Her edit summaries both ended with "that was either put there by vandals or by Christian under the assumption he is important enough to be mentioned (he is mentally handicapped)." Less than a day later, her edit summaries were struck out.

The articles' histories indicate that both mentions of Chris were added by anonymous users who most likely are not Chris, as the genuine article would have been far more [[Chris and English|verbose and rambling]]. One editor cited this very wiki as a reference, running afoul of Wikipedia's policy on [[Wikipedia:WP:RS|reliable sources]]. As our own Wwwwolf put it, "Sorry, but Chris can't be mentioned here either unless there are reliable sources for this. That means actual publications. Also see Biographies of Living Persons on why sourcing stuff in biographies is such a big deal. This is not CWCki or ED; please remember Wikipedia's rules." Skimming through the talk page and edit history of any article even remotely connected with Chris reveals large amounts of petty vandalism from [[EDF|slow-in-the-minds]].<ref>Articles infected with Chris related vandalism include [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Sean_Marshall&diff=next&oldid=350396058 Sean Marshall], [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Ruckersville,_Virginia&diff=399557954&oldid=399169556 Ruckersville], [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Charlottesville,_Virginia&diff=315040313&oldid=315040250 Charlottesville] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jimmy_Hill&diff=276226199&oldid=276119469 Jimmy Hill], among others. </ref> This has led Wikipedia to set their [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Edit filter|edit filter]] to prevent users from making edits with Chris related phrases.<ref>For more info see the [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:AbuseLog&wpSearchFilter=257 filter log] of filter 257 - Sonichu and other repeat vandalism. The phrases [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseLog/4961668 "Christian Weston Chandler"] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseLog/4954315 "Sonichu"] are disallowed by this filter.</ref>

On 22 February 2010, the article on Cole Smithey was placed up for deletion.<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Cole_Smithey</ref> The first two votes in the discussion both called for deletion of the article, and both made explicit mention of Chris; the second one read, "'''Strong delete''' unless somebody wishes to write a sourced, neutral article about him. Otherwise, this serves as cannon fodder for the ChrisChan Sonichu fanatics over at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]." The article was deleted on 1 March.

It should also be noted that an account with the name Cole Smithey edited the Wikipedia article on Cole, and spammed film articles with links to his reviews. Whether or not this is the real Cole remains to be seen.
{{clear}}

==August 2010==
[[File:Cwc on wikipedia.png|200px|thumb|left|Note that it calls us an "infamous" wiki.]]
On 13 [[August 2010]], a new article on Mr. Chandler was created under the name Christian W. Chandler. The article consisted of the following:

{{Quotebox|'''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' on 24 February 1982) is an illustrator from Charlottesville, Virginia. He is known mainly as the creator of '''Sonichu''', a fan fiction comic based off the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pokémon]] franchise. He was also featured in the May 2004 issue of [[Nintendo Power Magazine|Nintendo Power]] for his documentary, the April 2005 issue of Nintendo Power, and the community college newspaper for [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]].

Christian Weston Chandler's birth name was, in fact, '''Christopher'''. It took a chance encounter with [http://www.leonardbearstein.com/ Leonard Bearstein] in Regency Square Mall for his current name to be bestowed upon him. Aged 11 at the time, Chris and his father were in the mall for holiday shopping when Chris came across Leonard and engaged him in conversation. The man behind the microphone, mishearing the name "Christopher", addressed the young boy as Christian, a name that struck a chord within the young Chandler's heart. All it took was one legal name change for Christian to assume the identity he carries with him to this day. He acknowledges jokingly that it was as if God spoke through the bear to give him the name he always wanted.}}

The article used Chris's two ''[[Nintendo Power]]'' appearances, as well as the [[Animal Crossing Documentary#PVCC.27s news report|writeup]] in the [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] ''Forum'' and the [[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES]] as references. Only a day later, this article was also nominated for deletion; it got deleted less than an hour-and-a-half later after the author requested it be deleted.<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Christian_W._Chandler</ref> Further inspection showed that the article creator was a sockpuppet of a user who had previously been banned from Wikipedia.
==October 2010==
On 1 [[October 2010]], yet another new article on Mr. Chandler was created in userspace.<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:EricLayla/Subpage_1</ref> It was deleted a day later, but how its discovery by administrators happened remains unknown.

==Sources==
<references/>

==See also==
* [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile]], a facsimile of the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:ChrisChanSonichu deleted Wikipedia userpage]
* [[User:Apostrophe/Chris-Chan_talk|A mirror of his talk page]] in case it gets deleted from Wikipedia too

==External links==
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/ChrisChanSonichu Chris's edits]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu&oldid=287920013 Chris's talk page] before it got locked, complete with [[pickle|gherkins]]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive534#User:ChrisChanSonichu Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard], where admins talked about Chris
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Slakr/Archive_12#Additional_point User talk:slakr], where an admin called us special for taking "pot shots at some poor guy suffering from apparent mental disability"

{{The Internet}}

[[Category:Websites]]

CWCki:General

2011-10-05T13:29:55Z

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Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean

2011-10-05T13:27:31Z

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[[File:AskMichaelSnyder.jpg|thumb|Chris overestimates his own [[power]] as he begs the [[Trolls|masses]] to support his cause.]]
'''Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean''' (full title "'''04122010 - Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean (Audio Only).MOV'''") is an audio recording released by [[Chris]] chronicling an attempt to get himself unbanned from [[The GAMe PLACe]] by confronting [[Michael Snyder]], the [[manajerks|manager]] who permanently ejected him from the store in the summer of [[2008]]. Chris recorded their conversation by hiding a video camera in his pocket. The phrase "ColdHearted" in the title is supposed to be a [[Random-access humor|play on the title of ''Pokemon HeartGold'']].

As usual, Chris adds this to his list of fails as Michael is unmoved by his attempts to get back in, and is entirely justified in this belief. According to Michael himself, Chris's plea was a script he had written down on a piece of paper.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=u_p6bShW97Y</ref> He also, it seems, can't remember why he was kicked out of the store in the first place. He mentions a "[[Nintendo|Wii]] incident," an occasion where he angered the management with his regular habit of taking over the store's television with his [[video game]] consoles, but otherwise he appears to be genuinely confused as to why Snyder won't let him back in. Oddly, yet hilariously, Chris adds to his streak of [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|racist videos]] by shouting "JEW!" at Michael as he leaves the store, [[South Park|like a certain other egotistical fat kid]]. Of note, Michael is not actually Jewish, and the last name Snyder (or Schneider) is German in origin.

The conversation took place on 12 [[April 2010]] and Chris uploaded it to [[YouTube]] later the same day. Shortly after it was posted, the recording was removed from YouTube due to a terms of use violation, either because of Chris's anti-Semitic attitude, because the recording itself may have been illegal, or because of the dox and incitement to harass dropped in the description. In the early morning hours of the next day, Chris added a text-only [[:File:AskMichaelSnyder.jpg|image]] on the front page of [[CWCipedia]] accusing Michael Snyder of [[Kick the Autistic|discriminating against him]] for having [[autism]], and linked to a troll mirror of the deleted video (which he had mistaken for a fan).

One way or another, this video is absolute proof of Chris violating the law—he dropped into the store unannounced with full knowledge that he wasn't supposed to be there. [[Virginia]] defines this as "trespassing", which is a crime punishable by a fine not to exceed $2500, at most one year in prison, or both. According to Mimms, cops were called after this happened, though Michael was unable to press the issue.

==Prelude to the madness==

On 21 April 2010, a woman named Jackie dropped a number of e-mails<ref>See [[Jackie e-mails]], [[Jackie e-mails Part 2]] and [[Jackie e-mails Part 3]]</ref> between herself and Chris. In one of the letters, Chris reveals that he attempted to go to The GAMe PLACe after church the day before the video was released. When one of the cashiers saw Chris and recognized him, he threatened to call the cops. Chris got angry and bolted.

Finding out Michael Snyder would appear the next day, Chris had his plan - approach Michael and attempt to get the ban lifted. Chris's plan was that if Michael did not lift the ban after this long, [[Chris and the Law|he would call the cops]]. Chris hid a camera in his pocket with the intent of using it as evidence in the event he had to resort to this.

==Description==
{{quotebox|This happened on my recent visit to the Game & Hobby Place. My Camera was hidden in my Vest Pocket.

I encourage all to go there in person, find Michael, and [[Chris and hypocrisy|pester/Troll]] the hell out of him (other employees who support him optional). Also say to Michael, "[[Chris and race|Do Not Discriminate]] Against People like Christian Weston Chandler."

243 Ridge McIntire Road Charlottesville, VA 22903 (434) 984-1040}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 04122010 - Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean (Audio Only).MOV
| video = {{#ev:youtube|6odVsyr3I40}}
| stardate = 12 [[April 2010]]
| subject = {{Racism|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Rage|text}}
| saga = {{Game Place|text}}
| other = {{Audio|text}}
| previous = [[F Abstinance]]
| next = [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]}}

{{quote|I'm a better person...}}

=== Transcript ===

[''Chris is speaking into a recorder. From the sound of it, it seems like he is inside his [[Son-chu|car]].'']

'''Chris:''' This is Christian Weston Chandler, [[Captain's Log]]. Stardate... 4:34 PM, Monday, April 12, 2010. I am about to go into the Game and Comic Hobby Place — also sell toys there — to get myself, to try to get myself unbanned and get forgiveness for the mistake I have made almost a year ago when I was banned from the store in June 2008.

[''Heavy [[sigh]] from Chris'']

'''Chris:''' The dude who banned me was, his name is Michael Snyder, possibly a [[Chris and race#Jews|Jew]] considering his last name. Nothing bad against the Jews, but I'm just throwin' it out there. Alright, so, here I go. [''sigh'']

[''Chris turns off the engine and leaves his car. He approaches The Game Place, and the chime of the store's door alarm can be heard as he goes inside. "Every Morning" by Sugar Ray faintly plays in the background, while we get a good view of the inside of Chris's pocket.'']

'''Chris:''' Hello, I'm here to see Michael.

'''Employee:''' Yeah, he's in the room back here.

[''We come upon Michael, who is fixing an RC car. His remarks are occasionally interrupted by whoever he is helping. Judging by the audio, Chris is standing relatively close to him, close enough to occasionally hear whoever Michael is speaking with.'']

 '''Michael:''' Well, I mean, you're, you, you'll just see that by running it. I mean, it was running okay the other day. But just, you know, adjust it one way or the other depending on temperature and everything else. But, you know, it just, it's not usually much. By changing fuel, it doesn't usually change... tuning that much. Mmkay... Uh-huh. Yeah, no, it'll be fine... Right, yeah, it'll be fine. [pause] Okay... Okay... Who made it?

[''The recorder seems to move away from the conversation, and a long silence follows. Various store noises occur in the background, including the bell from someone opening the front door.'']

 '''Michael:''' Okay. Alright. Sounds good. Mm-hm. Bye.

'''Chris:''' Hello, Michael. I see, uh... You've been, I see you're looking well. Haven't changed much since, for the past almost two years. And, yeah, it has been, uh, almost two years since... uh, what happened, uh, June- June 2008. But, uh, I came back hoping that, uh, we could put that behind us and...

 '''Michael:''' No.

'''Chris:''' Come on. I mean, it has been almost two years, and it's just been on my mind for so long, just be...

 '''Michael:''' No.

'''Chris:''' [''sigh''] But, can't we just [[Mary Lee Walsh|forgive]] and forget?

 '''Michael:''' No.

'''Chris:''' C'mon, to have this...

 '''Michael:''' No.

'''Chris:''' ...[[Obesity|weight]] on my back...

 '''Michael:''' No.

'''Chris:''' And I have really...

 '''Michael:''' No.

'''Chris:''' ...missed coming here.

 '''Michael:''' No. No. You need to leave now.

'''Chris:''' I'm, [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|I'm a better person...]]

 '''Michael:''' You need to leave now.

'''Chris:''' [''heavy sigh''] C'mon, what? Come on, dude...

 '''Michael:''' No! You need to leave now.

'''Chris:''' [[Twin Falling Towers|How can you be so heartless?]] I mean, you're, I mean, you're obviously not as mean as one of those trolls I've been dealing with...

 '''Michael:''' You need to leave now.

'''Chris:''' I mean, come on, I mean, obviously you have something against me, [''four beeping noises are heard, possibly Michael dialing out to 911''] because aside from the Wii incident, I just would like to know ''what''. Come on. Gimme a break. Alright, fine, I'll leave.

[''His tone becomes sharp and angry.'']

'''Chris:''' But I hope that [[Chris and Religion|God will forgive you]] for being so [[Chris and Hypocrisy#"I'll pray for you to open your mind" — Tolerance|heartless and cruel]], Michael Snyder!

 '''Michael:''' He probably will.

[''Long pause'']

'''Chris:''' [[Chris and Race|''JEW!'']]

[''Chris goes out the door, tape runs out.'']

==Aftermath==
During the confrontation, Michael called the [[jerkops|police]]. However, Chris was long gone by the time they arrived.

On the linked YouTube page the opposite party, Snyder, chimed in to inform everyone that, while he had attempted to press charges against Chris for trespassing, the police informed him that he had no recourse to pursue legal action for Chris's trespassing or attempts to incite harassment. It all seems for naught anyway, as Snyder mentioned that, not only did he not receive any harassing messages, but he actually got messages of congratulations and encouragement for putting Chris in his place.

{{quotebox|I have been told I have no recourse for any of his actions, and his encouraging people to harass me. Turnabout is fair play?? }}
{{quotebox|I want to thank all my fans for their calls supporting me, and feel he needs to stay home and get your calls. His phone number in the book is 434-990-0198. Happy dialing,
Mike 
Elvis has left the building }}

===A video with video===
The next day, [[Vivian Gee]] made a ''[[South Park]]''-style animation using the audio from this clip. Christian himself stopped by to make the following comments on her video:

{{quotebox|Hey, Vivian. I'm going to tell you right now that if you were trying to offend me with this "South Park" [[Parody]]; You Failed. This is just SOO FUNNY! You ought to know I like "South Park", especially the less dramatic, more comical episodes. ROFL}}

{{quotebox|Actually, there is ONE more thing you could to just make this a TOPPER of a Comical Scene; I gave him the finger as I left for real, so add a [[Wild Sonichu|Sit-And-Spin]] in the silence right before the final insult. ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = episode 200 - the game place
| video = {{#ev:youtube|HWq4pB_Vikw}}
| stardate = 13 [[April 2010]]
| maker = [[Vivian Gee]]
| subject =
| type =
| info = }}

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan is not an Anti-Semite
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AAeawAbjyQA}}
| stardate = 12 [[April 2010]]
| maker = Stvx2
| subject =
| type = Judeo
| info = }}

==See also==
* [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place]]
* [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]

==Sources==
<references />

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?gmqwe4kmgzm MP3 download]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[F Abstinance]]|nextlink=[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]|}}

{{Videos}}
{{Captain's Log}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, April 2010| 2010-04-12]]
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos| 2010-04-12]]

2002

2011-10-05T13:27:16Z

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[[Image:0599-CWC20-4.jpg|thumb|Chris, turning 20 in '''2002'''.]]
The year '''2002''' is the year that [[Christian Weston Chandler]] turned 20 years old. What Chris did in this year is mostly a mystery, but it might include playing the [[vidya]].

==Events of 2002==
===February===
* 20 February - The Shining [[Sonichu]] card is created.
* 24 February - Chris's [[love quest]] allegedly begins.<ref>''"And I would like to point out right now, at this--at, uh--during my--ever since I--ev--during the whole--my whole Sweetheart Search has started, when I turned twenty-one, on February 24, 2002."'', [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] </ref> He also creates the Turbo [[Rainbow]] card to put on The [[Wall of Originals]].
===March===
* 11 March - Armat, Steeline and Dark Steeline are created by Chris.
* 16 March - Chris offers a [[naïve]] definition of love when he creates the Sonichu & [[Rosechu]] card. "Sonichu and Rosechu love each other so much, that neither one ever forgets the other's birthday."
* 21 March - Chris creates the Evil Energy card.
* 24 March - Evails, the famous Eevee-Tails hybrid, is born, as well as its evolution, Supreon. Also, Chris creates the Whammy!!!... card, featuring a character ripped off from the 80's game show "Press Your Luck."
* 25 March - Chris makes a Dark Christian card, and threatens to kill Harry Potter on it.
* 28 March - [[Ultra Sonichu]] is created by Chris.
===April===
* 5 April - Techti and Cytiger, technological Pokemon, are born.
* 11 April - Chris creates the [[Sonichu Ball]] card.
* 13 April - Chris creates the Chaos Emerald card, and makes two Power Rangers themed cards called "Bulk and Skull" and "Sonichu Zord".
===May===
* 15 May - Chris creates the Shiney Stadium card.
* 31 May - Chris buys his Gamecube.<ref>''"I've had my Gamecube for about almost a year and a half now, got it on May thirty-first, twenty o'two."'', [[Animal Crossing Documentary#Transcription|Animal Crossing Documentary]] </ref>
===June===
* June - Chris stops working as a volunteer assistant Gym Leader at [[Toys "R" Us]].
* June - Chris starts working as a volunteer assistant Gym Leader at [[The Game Place]].
===July===
* 24 July - Black Sonichu, or [[Blake]], is born.
===September===
* 4 September - Chris signs his own guestbook on his website as [[Ricardo]], and says that [[Harry Potter]] is a "spaz".
* 7 September - The Christian's Maintenance card is created for the Wall of Originals.
===November===
*21 November - Release of ''[[Pokémon]] Ruby'' and ''Sapphire'': First appearance of [[Pokémon#Boulder-Dropping Whale|Wailord]], [[Pokémon#Mudkip|Mudkip]].
==Sources==
<references/>

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

Jackie

2011-10-05T13:27:06Z

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{{quote|And you will be safe, as long as I [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|do not talk]] about you at all online|[[Jackie e-mails|Every good show needs some foreshadowing]]}}

{{quote|Just accept that you won't be respected as an adult and that you won't be getting a girlfriend or sex... ever|[[Jackie E-mails 23| Jackie, telling it like it is]]}}
{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | Sweethearts
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:JackSweetheart.jpg|300px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Jacklyn Romy
|-
| '''Nickname'''
| Jackie
|-
| '''Date of Birth'''
| [[1987]]
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Female
|-
| '''Nationality'''
| [[United States of America|American]]
|-
| '''Race'''
| [[Chris and race|White]]
|-
|-
| '''Occupation(s)'''
Magazine editor
|-
|}

'''Jacklyn "Jackie" Romy''' is a [[boyfriend-free girl]] whom [[Chris]] met on [[The Hook Cafe|''The HooK'' Café]]. She became his latest [[sweetheart]] and Chris exchanged several emails with her in [[April 2010|April]]-[[October 2010]], and made her many videos.

==Jackie's Hook Cafe Profile (Username Luv2Jax)==
[[Image:ModNation Sweetheart.jpg|thumb|"[[Sweetheart]]" in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'', note the shirt and bracelet]]
===Sexy sweetie looking for love===

I'm a little shy about this, but here goes... I'm looking for a guy between about 26-30 (I like my guys a little older, just call me [[Bob Chandler|old fashioned]] I guess) who is tall, has an [[Chris and health|athletic build, straight teeth, and a good smile.]] I don't really care what you do so long as you're [[monthly tugboat|driven]]; I care more about a [[Chris and fashion|nice sense of style]] and [[Fridays After Five|outgoing personality]]. I want [[Virgin with rage|someone who doesn't need to be with someone but wants to because he knows how amazing it can be!]]

Things I like to do, let's see... I love to go biking, it'd be nice if you did too. I love to play golf as well. I like to go out afer work, [[McDonalds|go to dinner]], [[SpaghettiRoutine|cook dinner]] together (I LOVE to cook), spend the weekend [[Chris and rape|at my family's cabin]], travel, road trip and have [[Hanky-Panky|sex]]. Lots and lots of sex. (not gonna [[List of Chris's lies|lie]]!) Probably during some of the activities I just listed... I want that chemistry that is so strong, just a kiss can lead to wanting to have sex right then and there...
I suppose you want to know a little about me, hm?

I'm 5'3", slender, I don't [[Tobacky|smoke]] (HATE it) but I [[Chris's Big Night Out|drink]] once in a while. I graduated college last year and I work as an [[Chris and English|editor]] for a magazine. I love every day. [[Sonichu's Edge|I run in road races]]. [[Chris and money|Oh, and I shop]]. [[Rosechu|I shop a LOT.]] :) Most importantly, I want that [[Autism|special]] someone I can share my life with and start [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|a family]] with.

[[Chris and his ego|If you're reading this and you feel like it describes you, I hope you'll email me back!]]

===Characteristics===
Gender: '''Woman''' 
Current Status: '''Single''' 
Looking for: '''Friends, Casual Dating, Long-term Relationship''' 
Body Type: '''Slender, Petite, Curvy''' 
Eyes: '''Hazel''' 
Height: '''5' 03"''' 
Hair Type: '''Red''' 
Age: '''22''' 
Seeks: [[Duck|'''Man for Dating, Man for Friendship''']]

===Profile===
Education: '''College graduate''' 
Ethnicity: '''Caucasian''' 
Religion: '''Unitarian''' 
Political Leanings: '''Independent, Kinky''' 
Neighborhood: '''Charlottesville''' 
City: '''Charlottesville''' 
Occupation: '''Magazine Editor''' 
Have Children: '''No''' 
Want Children: '''[[Crystal Weston Chandler|Yes]]'''

===Habits===
Smoking: '''[[Tobacky|Never]]''' 
Drinking: '''[[Alcohol|Sometimes]]''' 
Drugs: '''Not interested'''

===Personality===
I get around town via: '''[[Son-Chu|Car]], Bycicle, Walk''' 
My dietary preferences are: '''[[Nudes|No red meat]]''' 
I spend my free time: '''Reading, Sex, Creating, Working out, [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|Watching movies]], Shopping, Biking, Frisbee Golf''' 
Funniest Thing: '''[[Random Access Humor|A monkey on roller skates]]'''

===Deeper===
'''If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, wo'd be coming?'''
[[Bionic|Wilt Chamberlain]], [[Anne Boleyn|Queen Elizabeth I]], [[Mailbag_1#Chris_the_inventor|Leonardo Da Vinci]] and [[Homo|Liberace]].

'''What's under your bed?''' My old [[PSP|Playstation]]... it's my guilty pleasure!

'''Two books that everybody should read are''' [[Father_Call#Literature_and_health|Of Mice and Men]] and the Great Gatsby.

===Fill It===
I'm an open-minded person, but '''[[Chris and race|big]][[Homos|ot]][[Women's rights|ry]]''' is a deal-breaker.

Design your ideal mate: the brain of a '''[[art|Andy]] [[Homos|Warhol]]''' and the body of a '''[[Power|Brad Pitt]]'''

People say '''my smile is my best feature'''.

The first section I turn to in the Hook is '''... ask me...'''

The quickest way to my heart is '''[[SpaghettiRoutine|good cooking]]''' The quickest way to my [[Hanky-panky|bed]] is '''[[51 50|strong, muscly arms]]'''' And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked '''basted'''

The last concert I attented was '''[[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|Crash Test Dummies]]'''

My favorite cartoon as a kid was '''[[Wikipedia:Digimon|Digimon]]'''

'''Dogwood''' is my favorite local festival.

I wouldn't sell '''my body''' for a billion dollars.

'''[[Vanessa Hudgens|Christina Ricci]]''' is the celebrity I've been told I resemble.

'''[[China|P.F. Changs]]''' is my favorite restaurant.

===In and Out===
The Corner or '''[[CWCville Shopping Center|Downtown Mall]]'''

'''Blockbuster''' or Sneak Reviews

'''[[Matthew Noble call|Best Buy]]''' or Sidetracks

'''Wireless''' or Landline

'''Aristocrat''' or Grey Goose

[[100 2269|Beatles]] or '''Stones'''

CD or '''MP3'''

'''Carmike''' or Vinegar Hill

Dogs or '''[[Cats]]'''

'''Summer''' or Winter

[[Niggos|Black]] or '''[[Dirty Crapped Briefs|Brown]]'''

'''[[Long Island Iced Tea|Bars]]''' or [[14 Branchland Court|Stay Home]]

Kroger or '''Whole Food'''

'''PC''' or Mac

'''Wheel of Fortune''' or Grey's Anatomy

Steak or '''[[Pickles|Salad]]'''

Steak or '''Sushi'''

'''Cavaliers''' or [[Cherokian Clan|Redskins]]

'''Casket''' or Cremation

Fax or '''[[Email]]'''

Dyed or '''Natural'''

'''Pumps''' or Flats

'''Beach''' or Mountains

SUV or '''Sedan'''

==First contact==

{{main|Jackie Emails}}

Jackie corresponded with Chris in a series of emails spanning from 5-21 [[April 2010]]. The exchange culminated in a rather disturbing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|video]] outlining Chris's knowledge of cunnilingus in lurid detail.

==A new dawn?==
In early [[September 2010]] his [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|E-Mail exchange with Clyde and Tito]] suggests the possibility of a new sweetheart, but Chris refuses to reveal her name. Furthermore, he uploaded a ''[[ModNation]]'' character generically named 'Sweetheart', which was discussed to be another [[Chloe]] or [[Wallflower]].

On 13 September 2010 Chris uploaded a [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|video]] officially proclaiming his love to Jackie. Three days later, he produced a [[Song for Jackie.MOV|video]] capitalizing on Jackie's love for Canadian band, Crash Test Dummies, while ''[[Chris and race|in blackface]]''. Chris then spent [[October 2010|October]] [[Chris and cosplaying|cosplaying]] as various characters from [[100 2265|The Hamburglar]] to his own [[ECV 00002|Chris-chan]] [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|Sonichu]] thereby bringing the crazy to [[Ivy]] Saga levels (it must be the red hair).

==Lars==
'''Lars McNulty''' is Jackie's ex-[[Jerk|boyfriend]], whom Jackie left over his [[PS3#PlayStation Network|ridiculous obsession]] with [[ModNation Racers|model boats]]. He later distributed [[nudes]] of Jackie to a [[troll]]<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref> and sent her a boat made of popsicle sticks, with a condom for a sail.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 3]]</ref> Egged on by Jackie, Chris developed an [[autism|intense fixation]] on Lars and released a number of videos mocking and attacking his erstwhile rival.

Chris's [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|first video addressing Lars]] appeared on 25 September, in which Chris proves who is the bigger and stronger man by smashing a model boat made of [[Lego]]. A [[New Address|second video]] appeared two days later, where Chris gloats over how Lars has lost Jackie, explains how he will fulfill her every desire, and warns Lars not to mess with her — or [[Death threats|Chris will intervene]]. Three days after that, he continued to mock Lars's interest in boats and set to [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|babbling about tape dispensers]]. (An [[Lars_Is_Jivin'.MP4#Full_version|extended version]] of this third video appeared on 2 October.)

Subsequent videos in the first two weeks of October addressed other subjects, but Chris returned his attention to Lars in a [[100 2281|fourth video]] released in the wee hours of 15 October. There, a drunk Chris sported a [[Wikipedia:Do-rag|do-rag]] and accused Lars of spreading the old rumor that he's a [[homo]].

On 6 November, [[Lars Call|audio]] was released of a call between Lars and Chris.

==Oops, He Did it Again==
{{quote|We'll be very happy together. I know it. I will make you happy as much as possible. And when you're feeling down, I'll make you feel better. I love you.|Chris, [[Stare|giving the Creepy Stare]] to his beloved.}}
On 30 [[October 2010]], an [[alcohol|inebriated]]-looking Chris posted a [[ToJackie|video]] in which he pleads Jackie to stay with him. Since there had been no further Jackie-related videos and Chris had decided to [[100 2357.MOV|quit the internet]] '''again''', it was assumed they had split up. The actual breakup happened a couple days later, when he stopped responding to Jackie's emails.

In [[November 2010|November]], new information about Jackie was released in the form of various [[Jackie Chat 1|chats]] and [[Jackie E-mails 3|emails]]. These provided valuable context about Chris's activities online throughout the latter half of 2010. The email exchanges proved that yet again, Chris is unwilling to make any improvements to his life - even to get the china he so desperately craves.

==Sources==
<references/>
{{Sweethearts}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Romy, Jacklyn}}

[[Category:Sweethearts]]
[[Category: Jackie Saga]]

Flipnote Hatena

2011-10-05T13:26:46Z

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'''Flipnote Studio''' is a free downloadable application for the [[Nintendo]] DSi. It allows users to create both word and picture-based notes with the stylus, add sound, and put them together to create frame-by-frame flipbook-style animations. '''Flipnote Hatena''' is a website where users can upload and share their Flipnote creations, and other users can comment on them either by text, or by creating a flipnote.

In [[June 2010]], [[Chris]] was spotted at a [[Fridays After Five]] event in [[Charlottesville]]. Among some very disturbing behavior, Chris was seen sitting down and playing with his DSi for some time while at this event. It later came to light that, after [[June062010.MOV|leaving the internet forever]], he was now spending his time on Flipnote Hatena, drawing comments in reply to various Flipnotes. Being a retard, he helped [[Clyde_Cash|a valiant troll]] to find him by registering with his full name.

After a little more than two weeks of shameless self-promotion and sharing his creepy sex fantasies with the world, Chris got himself banned. Chris's account became active again on 24 July.

==Chris's Flipnote career==
[[File:FlipnoteSonichu.png|thumb|Futher proof that Sonichu will dominate every aspect of Chris's life until the day he dies.]]

Predictably, Chris's first contribution to the Flipnote community was a picture of [[Sonichu]], posted on 17 [[June 2010]]. Over the next two weeks, he added several more Flipnotes featuring a mixture of his trademarks: [[random-access humor]] and whining about the trolls.

Chris's Flipnotes swipe freely from various sources of "inspiration." He ripped off some other users' Flipnotes almost wholesale, and also plagiarized the [[1983]] animated ''[[Peanuts]]'' cartoon [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHDnc19mHv0I#t=00m58s "Sally at School"] to produce two of his shorts. He stole the dialogue from the first few minutes almost verbatim (the word "princess" is replaced with "[[Women's rights|sexy, beautiful woman]]" because Chris has [[Love Quest|a one-track mind]]) and used them in [[Videobooks|his crude animations]].

At the same time, he also posted a number of comments on other Flipnotes (excerpted below) and added a lot of stars on his own creations to give himself praise.

On 29 [[June 2010]], Chris first drew the attention of the site's administrators when they removed several of his rule-infringing flipnotes. For example, [[RomanticLabyrinth]] was likely taken down for being sexually explicit. Other Flipnotes were removed from the site for other reasons - Chris autographing many of his Flipnotes infringes their rule about sharing personal information, and several of his other Flipnotes [[random-access humor|infringed intellectual property rights]].

Over the next few days, Chris failed to get the message and repeatedly re-uploaded several of his deleted flipnotes. On the third version of [[RomanticLabyrinth]], Chris accused the [[trolls]] of trying to make him look [[homosexual]], and stubbornly tried to reupload the Flipnote to prove otherwise. The site's administrators ran out of patience on 2 [[July 2010]] and banned him.

Note that the moderators of the site are, by nature of their position, no doubt well aware of how trolling and various other forms of Internet harassment work. Despite what Chris would have you believe, they would never have punished him for what someone else did in his comments section. Unlike Chris, they don't have an effectively infinite amount of time to dick around on the Internet, so they don't take kindly to flag abuse, either. Someone didn't give him exactly what he wanted so he decided to go out of his way to flip his shit and get himself banned, without trying to be banned and without ever understanding the reasons for being banned, from yet another public venue that [[The GAMe PLACe|dozens]], [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|hundreds]], [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|thousands]], or [[YouTube|millions]] of people use every day without issue, proving once again that no one can troll Chris better than Chris trolls himself.

==Chris's Flipnotes return==
{{quote|After the week was over, and I was able to again access the Hatena from my DSi, I had previously unlinked my DSi from my past account and relinked it to a New account with a different name.|Chris, on [[Jackie E-mails 3|ban evasion]]}}

Showing once again that he never learns, on 24 July a number of Chris's Flipnotes reappeared, including the "tame" version of [[RomanticLabyrinth]]. This time, though, he disabled comments on all his submissions, perhaps working on the assumption that it was the comments from viewers (and not the content of his Flipnotes) that led to his original ban.

Within two days after Chris's return to the site, several of his Flipnotes disappeared from his account, including RomanticLabyrinth and others that had been deleted before for violating the TOS. He later reuploaded the deleted Flipnotes. Currently, it seems like that after the ''sixth time'' reuploading these animations, none of them are being taken down. Either this is because the mods have tired of dealing with his bullshit, or because vigilantes have given up reporting them.

On 10 June, almost a year later, Chris made the [[3DS Flipnote]] complaining about how Nintendo isn't making an update for the [[Wikipedia:Nintendo 3DS|3DS]] fast enough for his liking.

==Chris's Flipnotes==
:''Main Article: [[List of Flipnotes]]''

==Chris's comments==
It is notable that Chris's comments on Flipnote Hatena, much like his comments elsewhere on the [[Internet]], are self-centered and devoid of any follow-up.

<center><gallery>
File:Flipnote Comment-Boo.png|"Boo!" <ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/528A60A031CE1B4A@DSi/movie/CE1B4A_0913C2B460C58_000</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-Louder.png|"Could you make the voice louder + easier to comprehend, please?"<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/5FC3E3901E322457@DSi/movie/322457_090A9EC784BF8_004</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-My Trolls.png|"My Trolls did that to my [[:Category:Chris's websites|past websites]] too. I felt [[CWC is Sad|hurt deeply]] too."<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09B980C6E6C6C_008</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-Raised Eyebrow.png| "C.W.C"<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/564B6A901E271928@DSi/movie/271928_09116B059D18A_000</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-Cow.png|Some other retarded comment about a [[RandomSong1|cow]]<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/5CBA58B0A0E99197@DSi/movie/E99197_09C227C76EF8A_013</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 1.png|You're singing [[Song of Christian|my song]]. I was [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|Internet Famous]]... HUGE MISTAKE! Right now, I have removed Most Every... thing about myself...<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 2.png|...from the internet. Now there is only [[Honest Content|FALSE info]] on me that THEY have crafted and spread to Bad-Rep me.
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 3.png|And worse they've found me in R. Life to catch footage of me for their [[Laughs Under Lucricities|gross, uncool amusement]].
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 4.png|I WANT TO GO BACK TO A NORMAL REAL LIFE [[Internet#Attempts_to_leave_the_Internet|OFF THE FRIGGIN' INTERNET!!!]]
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 5.png|AND I WANT MY "REP" CLEAN OF THIER [sic] CRAP! DO you have any advice to help me clear their crap off me?<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016</ref>
File:HippoHeadComment.png|Response to comment in "Hippo on your head"<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D7F00037B5A_000#5348F770A0A92AE8-c11540466809528558685</ref>
File:Diamon1.png|
File:Diamon2.png|
File:Diamon3.png|
File:Flipbookhonorroll.png|True words of [[honor roll|geinus]]
File:Flipnotegood.png|If Chris says you're a good artist, you must be really good!
File:Flipnotevoice.png|Not a [[pedofork]]!
File:CWCcomment1.gif|[http://flipnote.hatena.com/576180F0F36A6A8B@DSi/movie/6A6A8B_09D6FA90869AD_000 "That was Sweeet.] I can tell you have a [[Bubbles|bubbly]] personality from your style. Your [[JERK|Boyfriend]] is lucky to...
File:CWCcomment2.gif|[http://flipnote.hatena.com/576180F0F36A6A8B@DSi/movie/6A6A8B_09D6FA90869AD_000 ...to have a] [[gal-pal|gal]] like you. :) Stay Sweet & Safe, Christian Weston Chandler. PS: Thanks for Faving me <strike>something</strike> back.
File:Flipnoteninja.png|
File:11542841929539631934 o.gif|Not a quid-pro-quo!<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/567831A059A36B1E@DSi/movie/A36B1E_09DD2199440AE_000</ref>
</gallery></center>

Comment left on other videos without a picture:

*"Why can't I find THIS FlipNote on my DSi, even through YOUR Profile's Posted F.N. pages? I want to download it; it IS funny. [:)]" (In response to a flipnote that is completely ripped off from ''[[Family Guy]]''.)

==Chris's Favorites==
What Chris has favorited should not come as a surprise. In addition to the obligatory ''[[Sonic]]'', ''[[Pokémon]]'' and ''[[Family Guy]]'' flipnotes, Chris has favorited a number of [[gal-pal|female-drawn]] animations, done in [[anime]]-like styling and done with a particularly ''shoujo-ai''/''yuri'' ([[homos|lesbian]], for those not into animu) flavor.

==Sockpuppets==
Chris apparently registered several sockpuppet accounts to favorite himself and give high ratings. For example, in the space of a few days, [[RomanticLabyrinth]] attained over 10,000 stars. This is reminiscent of his campaign to cheat in the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], in which he freely admitted to voting for himself multiple times.

Suspected sockpuppets include: [http://flipnote.hatena.com/EnterGodmode/following EnterGodmode], [http://flipnote.hatena.com/sonichuwulf/following Sonichuwulf], and [http://flipnote.hatena.com/sonichu4ever/following Sonichu4ever].

==Sources==
<references />

==External links==
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/ Chris's Flipnote Hatena profile]
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/Sonichu/comments Flipnotes Chris left comments on]
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/Sonichu/following Flipnotes from creators Chris is following]
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/Sonichu/favorites Flipnotes Chris starred as favorites]
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/ch/11543000155817181722 The official Sonichu Flipnote Channel.]

[[Category:Flipnote Hatena]]
[[Category:Historical Documents]]
[[Category:Hobbies]]
[[Category:Websites]]

Harry Potter

2011-10-05T13:26:37Z

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[[File:Harrypottertroll.jpg|thumb|150px|If only Chris had bothered to read it, he would have known how to deal with [[trolls]].]]

'''Harry Potter''' is the protagonist of the popular fantasy book series (of the same name) written by [[Wikipedia:J. K. Rowling|J. K. Rowling]] from [[1997]] to [[2007]]. Despite (or perhaps because of) being a massive phenomenon that rivaled even ''[[Pokémon]]'' and [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], Chris never got into the series. As a result, it is one of the few mainstream works that never got bastardized in [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']]. It is also notable that Chris hates the series with an illogical passion.

== Chris and the series ==
As with his hatred of the [[HEXBox]], Chris's hatred of ''Harry Potter'' is highly irrational and based primarily on a warped version of brand loyalty. Chris's hatred of ''Harry Potter'' grew out of the incorrect assumption that the books had destroyed the ''Pokémon'' fad.<ref>[[Mailbag 7|Mailbag #7]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 2#Chris Hates Harry|Mumble #2]]</ref> This is highly bizarre, as anyone who was a kid in the late [[1990s]] knows that the mortal enemy of ''Pokémon'' was [[Wikipedia:Digimon|''Digimon'']] (which Chris didn't mind)<ref>[[IRC (26 October 2008)]]</ref><ref>[[IRC (24 October 2008)]]</ref>. One can safely assume that Chris, being highly ignorant of the literary world beyond ''[[R.L. Stine|Goosebumps]]'', did not even become aware of the existence of the series until the first movie was released in [[2001]].

As per his grip on [[Chris and Reality|reality]], he has referred to Harry as a [[Slow-in-the-minds|"total Spaz"]]<ref>[[Mailbag 7|Mailbag #7]]</ref>, at one point even [[Death threats|''threatening to kill'']] the fictional character.<ref>[http://www.cogsdev.org/w/images/e/ea/100-DarkCWC.jpg "Dark Christian" card from [[Wall of Originals]].]</ref>

== Mentions by Chris ==
* Most notable is the "Dark Christian" card from the [[Wall of Originals]], which has a special ability that allows it to instantly win if the opponent likes ''Harry Potter'', or if the opponent ''seems'' to like ''Harry Potter''.
* Chris placed a [[Wikipedia:Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (video game)|''Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone'' PSone game]] for sale on [[eBay]] on 2 April [[2008]], but failed to sell it.
* While attempting to promote his owly collaboration with [[The Wallflower]], Chris put aside his dislike of the franchise to compare the talking owls in his planned story to the non-talking owls in ''Harry Potter'' and the non-existent owls in [[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings|''The Lord of the Rings'']].<ref>[[Wallflower E-mails 2|Wallflower E-mails #2]]</ref>
* Chris and [[Jackie]] also discussed ''Harry Potter''; Chris said his dislike of the series was "water under the bridge now" and "stupid". He also seemed interested in the ''[[Lego]] Harry Potter'' game.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 8|Jackie Chat #8]]</ref>
* Jackie also got Chris to make the video [[I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat|"I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat"]] (she requested the title "i put on my robe and wizard hat"): Chris dresses up as a wizard and states that he is from [[Wikipedia:Hogwarts|Hogwarts]]. He also threatens to use a "spell or two" on those who have cursed his name.

==Sources==
<references/>

[[Category: Things Chris hates]]

Best Buy

2011-10-05T13:26:29Z

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{{taxpayermoney}}

[[File:BestBuy CCville UBastard.jpg|thumb|right|The Charlottesville branch of Best Buy.]]
[[File:100 Classic Book Collection.jpg|thumb|right|Another entry in the long list of things Chris owns but will never use.]]

The '''Best Buy''' in [[Charlottesville]] is where Chris spends yet more of his [[tugboat]] money on games, [[PSN]] cards and other [[PS3]] accessories. On 22 [[September 2010]], [[Clyde Cash]] leaked a zip file loaded with Chris's Best Buy invoices. Much like his [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|sex store purchases]], Chris appears to prefer buying things which involve a discount or promotion.

== List of documented purchases ==
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!align="left"|Date Purchased
!align="left"|Description
!align="left"|Type
!align="left"|Price
|-
|27 [[September 2009]]
|'''[[PlayStation Network]] Card ($20)'''
|Gamecard
|$15
|-
|6 [[October 2009]]
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($20)'''
|Gamecard
|$20
|-
|6 October 2009
|'''''[[Rock Band]] Unplugged'' - [[PSP]]'''
|PSP Game
|$29.99
|-
|6 October 2009
|'''Internal 500GB 2.5" SATA Hard Drive'''
|Hardware
|$99.99
|-
|6 October 2009
|
|Tax
|$6.50
|-
|14 October 2009
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|14 October 2009
|'''[[Wikipedia:The Haunted World of El Superbeasto|''The Haunted World of El Superbeasto'']]'''
|Blu-ray Disc
|$14.99
|-
|14 October 2009
|
|Tax
|$0.75
|-
|17 October 2009
|'''[[Wikipedia:Brütal Legend|''Brütal Legend'']] - [[PlayStation 3]]'''
|PS3 Game
|$59.99
|-
|17 October 2009
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|17 October 2009
|
|Tax
|$3
|-
|20 October 2009
|'''''[[Transformers]]: [[Wikipedia:Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen|Revenge of the Fallen]]'''''
|Blu-ray Disc
|$21.99
|-
|20 October 2009
|
|Tax
|$1.10
|-
|29 October 2009
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|6 [[November 2009]]
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|6 November 2009
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|6 November 2009
|'''[[PlayStation Eye]] USB Camera for PlayStation 3'''
|Hardware
|$39.99
|-
|6 November 2009
|
|Tax
|$2
|-
|15 November 2009
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|22 November 2009
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' Collectible Art PlayStation Network Card ($20)'''
|Gamecard
|$5
|-
|24 November 2009
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|3 [[December 2009]]
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|3 December 2009
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|3 December 2009
|'''[[Nintendo]] Wii 2,000 Points Card'''
|Gamecard
|$19.99
|-
|3 December 2009
|'''Nintendo Wii 2,000 Points Card'''
|Gamecard
|$19.99
|-
|3 December 2009
|
|Tax
|$2
|-
|7 December 2009
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|8 December 2009
|'''''[[Wikipedia:Fairytale Fights|Fairytale Fights]]'''''
|PS3 Game
|$19.99
|-
|8 December 2009
|
|Tax
|$1
|-
|14 December 2009
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|16 December 2009
|'''''[[Wikipedia:Uncharted: Drake's Fortune|Uncharted: Drake's Fortune]]'' Greatest Hits'''
|PS3 Game
|$29.99
|-
|16 December 2009
|
|Tax
|$1.50
|-
|29 December 2009
|'''''[[Wikipedia:Saints Row 2|Saints Row 2]]'''''
|PS3 Game
|$2.99
|-
|29 December 2009
|'''''[[Wikipedia:Gran Turismo (PSP)|Gran Turismo]]''''' ([[PSP]])
|PSP Game
|$11.99
|-
|3 [[January 2010]]
|'''[[Wikipedia:Red Faction: Guerrilla|''Red Faction: Guerrilla'']]'''
|PS3 Game
|$19.99
|-
|3 January 2010
|
|Tax
|$1
|-
|4 January 2010
|'''[[Wikipedia:The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena|''The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena'']]'''
|PS3 Game
|$9.99
|-
|4 January 2010
|
|Tax
|$0.50
|-
|22 January 2010
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$5
|-
|24 January 2010
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|3 [[February 2010]]
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($20)'''
|Gamecard
|$15
|-
|4 February 2010
|'''Nintendo Wii 2,000 Points Card'''
|Gamecard
|$19.99
|-
|4 February 2010
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|3 [[March 2010]]
|'''SanDisk - 8GB Memory Stick PRO Duo Memory Card'''
|Hardware
|$34.99
|-
|3 March 2010
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($20)'''
|Gamecard
|$20
|-
|3 March 2010
|
|Tax
|$1.75
|-
|21 March 2010
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($20)'''
|Gamecard
|$20
|-
|23 March 2010
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|25 March 2010
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($50)'''
|Gamecard
|$30
|-
|11 [[April 2010]]
|'''PS-PS3-[[ModNation Racers|''MODNATION RACERS'']]''' (Pre-order?)
|Unknown
|$5
|-
|11 April 2010
|
|Tax
|$0.25
|-
|25 April 2010
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|29 April 2010
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|3 May 2010
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|3 [[May 2010]]
|'''2GB SD Memory Card'''
|Hardware
|$9.99
|-
|3 May 2010
|
|Tax
|$0.50
|-
|10 May 2010
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|20 May 2010
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|3 [[June 2010]]
|'''[[Wikipedia:PNY Technologies|PNY]] 4GB Secure Digital High Capacity Memory Card - [[Homos|Pink]]'''
|Hardware
|$12.99
|-
|3 June 2010
|'''[[Wikipedia:WarioWare D.I.Y.|''WarioWare D.I.Y.'']]'''
|NDS Game
|$29.99
|-
|3 June 2010
|'''[[Wikipedia:Picross 3D|''Picross 3D'']]'''
|NDS Game
|$14.99
|-
|3 June 2010
|
|Tax
|$2.90
|-
|18 June 2010
|'''100 Classic Books '''
|NDS Game
|$14.99
|-
|18 June 2010
|
|Tax
|$0.75
|-
|2 [[July 2010]]
|'''[[Wikipedia:Nyko|Nyko]] - Zoom Case for Nintendo DSi'''
|Hardware
|$9.99
|-
|2 July 2010
|'''[[Wikipedia:System Flaw|''System Flaw'']]'''
|NDS Game
|$9.99
|-
|2 July 2010
|
|Tax
|$1
|-
|16 July 2010
|'''[[''ModNation Racers'']]'''
|[[PSP]] Game
|$19.99
|-
|16 July 2010
|
|Tax
|$1
|-
|30 July 2010
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|5 [[August 2010]]
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|5 August 2010
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|14 August 2010
|'''[[Netflix]] - 1-Month Gift Card'''
|Gamecard
|$8.99
|-
|6 [[September 2010]]
|'''Netflix - 1-Month Gift Card'''
|Gamecard
|$8.99
|-
|17 September 2010
|'''[[Chris and cinematography|
PS3 Eye Camera Mount]]'''
|Hardware
|$14.99
|-
|17 September 2010
|
|Tax
|$0.75
|-
|20 September 2010
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|20 September 2010
|'''[[Wikipedia:Silent Hill (film)#Home media|''Silent Hill'' - Widescreen]]'''
|DVD
|$3.99
|-
|20 September 2010
|'''[[Wikipedia:Resident Evil V|''Resident Evil 5'']] Gold Edition'''
|PS3 Game
|$29.99
|-
|20 September 2010
|
|Tax
|$1.70
|-
|1 [[October 2010]]
|'''Netflix - 1-Month Gift Card'''
|Gamecard
|$8.99
|-
|1 October 2010
|'''''[[Family Guy]]'': "[[Wikipedia:Partial Terms of Endearment|Partial Terms of Endearment]]"'''
|DVD
|$7.49
|-
|1 October 2010
|'''[[100 2279|''The Cleveland Show'': 1st Season]]'''
|DVD
|$22.49
|-
|1 October 2010
|
|Tax
|$1.50
|-
|17 October 2010
|'''[[Wikipedia:Saw VI|''Saw VI'']]'''
|Blu-Ray Disc
|$9.99
|-
|17 October 2010
|
|Tax
|$0.50
|-
|26 October 2010
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($20)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|4 [[November 2010]]
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|4 November 2010
|'''Netflix - 1-Month Gift Card'''
|Gamecard
|$8.99
|-
|6 November 2010
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($20)'''
|Gamecard
|$15
|-
|22 November 2010
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($20)'''
|Gamecard
|$20
|-
|3 [[December 2010]]
|'''Netflix - 1-Month Gift Card'''
|Gamecard
|$8.99
|-
|3 December 2010
|'''[[Wikipedia:Bionic Commando (2009 video game)|''Bionic Commando'']]'''
|PS3 Game
|$9.99
|-
|3 December 2010
|'''[[Quizzes|''Buzz Quiz World'']]'''
|PS3 Game
|$9.99
|-
|3 December 2010
|
|Tax
|$1
|-
|24 December 2010
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|1 [[January 2011]]
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($50)'''
|Gamecard
|$50
|-
|1 January 2011
|'''[[Netflix]] - 1-Month Gift Card'''
|Gamecard
|$8.99
|-
|1 January 2011
|'''[[Wikipedia:Transformers: War for Cybertron|''Transformers: War for Cybertron'']]'''
|PS3 Game
|$29.99
|-
|1 January 2011
|
|Tax
|$1.50
|-
|10 January 2011
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|1 [[February 2011]]
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|3 February 2011
|'''Netflix - 1-Month Gift Card'''
|Gamecard
|$8.99
|-
|3 February 2011
|'''PS3-DC UNIVERSE ONLINE COLLECT '''
|PS3 Game
|$99.99
|-
|3 February 2011
|
|Tax
|$5
|-
|7 February 2011
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|13 February 2011
|'''[[Wikipedia:Saw 3D|''Saw 3D'']]'''
|Blu-Ray Disc
|$13.99
|-
|13 February 2011
|
|Tax
|$0.70
|-
|17 February 2011
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($20)'''
|Gamecard
|$1.19
|-
|17 February 2011
|'''''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'': Volume 7'''
|DVD
|$1.50
|-
|17 February 2011
|
|Tax
|$0.28
|}

The grand total price of these documented items is [[Chris and money|$1,041.66]] (GB£669; Can$1,071; €797). $360 of this was spent on [[PSN]] cards, $59.97 on [[Nintendo]] Points, and $17.98 on [[Netflix]] gift cards. The invoices show that Chris spent around $776 at Best Buy during [[2009]], although around $200 of this in unaccounted for - and he may have spent more as it is not known when he opened his Rewards account. Chris has saved $75 of your tax dollars through discounts, which does little to redeem his largely frivolous spending habits.

There is a record for what appears to be a canceled transaction on 9 [[February 2010]], for a $19.99 [[Nintendo]] Wii 2,000 Points Card. It's possible that Chris's credit card was declined on this occasion, and the fact he didn't purchase anything from Best Buy for nearly a month after would indicate that this was the case.

=== Chris rips off Best Buy ===
In his [[Jackie_E-mails_15|e-mails with Jackie]], Chris talks about working a scam that's long been popular among unscrupulous gamers: buy a game at a discount (in this case a $20 copy of ''[[Wikipedia:Borderlands (video game)|Borderlands]]'' at [[Wikipedia:Toys "R" Us|Toys R Us]]) and return it to a different chain store that has yet to discount the game (in this case Best Buy, which gave Chris $40 and change in store credit for the return). Smart though this may seem, at least by Chris's standards, he immediately spent the trade-in credit and $3 in cash on more games, DVDs, and [[PSN]] trinkets.

=== Gas Chris wasted driving to Best Buy ===
Below are some rough calculations about how much gas Chris has wasted with his trips to Best Buy. The actual amount spent is likely more, as he may drive there regularly to browse or [[Hexbox#HEXBox hatred in public|kick da HEXBox]] without spending any money. While Chris has [[Mumble 10|previously mentioned]] that [[Barb|his mother]] pays for his gas, it doesn't change the fact that money was spent on gas that was ultimately wasted by Chris.
{| cellspacing="2" align="center" width="50%" style="text-align: center;"
|-
|align="right"|Driving distance to Best Buy [[Charlottesville]]
|11.7 miles
|19 km
|-
|align="right"|Miles driven per trip
|23.4 miles
|38 km
|-
|align="right"|Estimated MPG of [[Son-Chu]]
|23 MPG <ref>http://www.fueleconomy.gov/m/GetAuto.jsp?year=1994&make=Ford&model=Escort%20Wagon&id=null</ref>
|10.2 L/100km
|-
|align="right"|Estimated gas price in Virginia
|$2.60/gal.
|69¢/L
|-
|align="right"|'''Number of trips we know Chris made'''
|43
|
|-
|align="right"|'''Total distance travelled'''
|1,006.2 miles
|1,619 km
|-
|align="right"|'''Total gas used'''
|43.75 gallons
|165.6 litres
|-
|colspan="3"|'''Total value of gas Chris wasted on trips to Best Buy: $113.75'''
|}

== Chris's dealings with Best Buy support ==
Included in the leaked documents were the contents of a support email Chris sent to Best Buy, regarding a "10 Dollar Certificate" which had been redeemed without his consent. While Chris got a pretty standard response to his email, we once again get a glimpse about what happens you come between a manchild and his [[tugboat|free money]].
{{EmailReply|Original Message Follows:
------------------------
FirstName 
CHRISTIAN 
LastName 
CHANDLER 
Email 
CHRISCHANSONICHU@AOL.COM 
MemberID 
0400450047 
Reason for Contact 
Status 
Question or Concern 
I had just logged onto My RewardZone account on the 21st of December to check on
it, only to find my Points had been redeemed for a 10 Dollar Certificate WITHOUT
my approval or Personal Action. It shows that the points were redeemed and the
certificated printed on the 20th; I did not log in on the 20th at all. I think
someone got into my account and redeemed my points and printed the certificate.I
WANT MY 10 DOLLAR CERTIFICATE!Please respond quickly. Thank you.}}
{{Email|Christian,
I apologize for the confusion. Your account is set up to automatically issue a
certificate when you account reaches 250 points so it issued a $10 certificate
automatically on Sunday. There is a 3-5 wait before the certificates can be
printed so they will be ready on Friday.

Sorry for the inconvenience

Thank you for contacting Best Buy Reward Zone
Have a good day}}

==Sources==
<references />

==Links==
* [http://stores.bestbuy.com/860/ Charlottesville Best Buy website]

== Download ==
* [http://www.mediafire.com/?jqqje1258c603a9 Invoice .ZIP file]

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100 2281

2011-10-05T13:26:19Z

Nullity:

{{Quote|You think about dat, you jive-ass turkey!|Chris}}
'''100 2281''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 15 [[October 2010]]. In it, he shows us how he acts when [[Alcohol|drunk]], guzzling down [[Wikipedia:Kahlúa|Kahlúa]] with great abandon, mocking [[Jackie]]'s ex [[Lars]] and dressing up and speaking like a "a parody of the current young [[Niggos|black]] [[JERKS|dude]]."<ref>[[Jackie Chat 8]]</ref>

Jackie had to persuade Chris to do this as he had [[Chris and money|blown most of his monthly budget]] in ten days and was reluctant to buy Kahlúa on top of that.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 8]]</ref>

Note that this video takes place in [[Chris's kitchen]], and visible in the background is the [[Christmas]] tree seen in the [[Tour of Chris's House]] in [[March 2009]].

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 100 2281
| video = {{#ev:youtube|kVDVz4Zp9-U}}
| stardate = 15 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Racism|text}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
| shirt =
| location = [[Chris's kitchen|La Cocina en La Casa de Casanova]]
| previous = [[I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat|I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat]]
| next = [[Pregnant Act]]
}}

{{quote|I loves my woman, and I loves the pussy. }}

=== Transcript ===

[''Chris is sitting down in front of the computer in his family's kitchen. He has a [[Adam Stackhouse|colorful bandana]] wrapped around his head, and holds a bottle of Kahlúa coffee liqueur in his right hand. He appears to be trying to act like a [[niggo]], and ends up looking like a drunk fuck.'']

Hey, yo, [[Lars]] m'man, wud on th' street y'is... Y'all... buh- Word on the street here is, y'all trying to ju- mi-, tryin' to misjudge me wit' dat dang old jivin' lingo dat the [[trolls]] been using. You calling me a god-dang [[homos|yomosettsual]], I tell you what, bro, that ain't the truth. I'm straight, man, I was born straight. I loves my woman, and I loves the [[china|pussy]].

[''He takes a swig from the bottle, then winces and grimaces before returning to his rant.'']

And this aka-chaka coffee ya drink, huh... Tell you what, if that be... If that was considered equivalent to an aka-chaka milk, I tell ya, that's jive, man. And then y'all drank, y'all drank, man... [''He waves the bottle towards the camera.''] You [[Son-Chu|drivin']]! You jivin'!

I mean, if you haddita, I mean... C'mon man, you go and dang...[''brief pause'']...go put your boats over [[Jackie]] like dat. Dat's straight down, yo. [''Gives two thumbs down.''] Thuuuumbs down. You ain't got nuthin', bro. You got nuthin'. So quit trying to win Jackie back with them got-dang lies those trolls come up with. You know what? That just makes you one of them. And they be trollin' you back. They troll you back, [[Patti-Chan|dawg]].

[''Chris pauses again.'']

You think about that. You think about dat, you jive-ass turkey!

[''He reaches up and turns off the camera.'']

===Translation===

Hey, Lars. I hear you're misjudging me using harsh language much like that used by trolls. Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm straight and have been since birth. I love women and, therefore, love vagina. I scoff at this acacia coffee you drink. If you want to imply that my Kahlúa is an equivalent to acacia milk, well that's just false. You cared more about your boats than you cared about Jackie. You have no ammunition in this fight. I suggest you stop trying to win back Jackie's heart using the lies perpetuated by the trolls. In fact, I'd say that you were trying to be one of them, but they may just end up trolling you. Reflect on these words, good sir.

==Sources==
<references/>
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat]]|nextlink=[[Pregnant Act]]}}
{{Cosplay videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest|2010-10-15]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, October 2010|2010-10-15]]
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos|2010-10-15]]

Mary Lee Walsh

2011-10-05T13:25:58Z

Nullity:

{{quote|You're not gonna get a Girlfriend, this way or any way.|Mary, as quoted by Chris.}}

[[Image:Sonichu07-P38.jpg|thumb|Mary Lee Walsh, as she appears in the [[comic]] (and in [[CWCipedia]]). Chris draws her tits almost as big as his fans do.]]

'''Mary Lee Walsh''' is a proto-[[troll]] who thwarted [[Chris]]'s [[Love Quest]] by ripping up his [[Attraction Sign]] and suspending him from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. She is one of the most important people in Chris's history, as she is one of the few people who saw through Chris's [[autistic]] bullshit and tried to make him act like a normal human being.

The resulting conflict between Chris and Mary Lee affected Chris so profoundly that she became the sole focus of many early ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' [[Sub-Episodes]]. Even to this day, she is still the one of the chief villains in the ''Sonichu'' series, a status that even [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Liquid Chris]] could never match. As such, she is revered and cherished among trolls for her actions, both in real life, and in ''Sonichu'' fanfic. All hail the Dean!

By early [[2009]], Chris had begun to express a desire for reconciliation with Walsh, beginning with his [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retcon]] of the fictional Mary's name to the slightly less defamatory '''Slaweel Ryam'''. For the next several months Chris made conciliatory gestures, including a drawing sent to her house, to which she responded with a legal summons. Since then, Chris has accepted that Walsh will never be able to truly earn his forgiveness.

==Mary Lee Walsh in real life==
[[Image:MaryLeeWalsh-IRL.JPG|thumb|right|Contrary to how she is rendered in various media, Mary Lee Walsh is not very attractive in person.]]
Walsh is the Dean of Student Affairs at the PVCC and a member of the [[Virginia]] Sexual and Domestic Violence Action Alliance (srsly<ref>[http://www.vadv.org/secGetHelp/Directory%20of%20Services/campusprgms_p-z.html]</ref>). In the past, Chris had been scolded by her for passing around photocopies of his ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' newsletter, and she finally delivered the crushing blow when Chris was loitering with his usual [[sign|attraction sign]]. [[Chris and Reality|According to Chris]] Walsh tore down his sign and told him that he would never get a girlfriend this way, or indeed at all.

Chris, being the narcissist he is, disregarded her warnings and continued to place ads for his "love quest" all over the PVCC campus. Walsh, most likely pissed off that this retard kept defying her authority, took Chris to her office to discuss the situation with him. After what Chris described as being "talked down...to RUDELY AND HOARSELY," he attacked her in a fit of [[Chris and anger|tard rage]]. This resulted in a year-long expulsion from PVCC. He was forced to take [[anger]] management classes and get psychiatric help before he was readmitted.<ref name="wikipedia">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Enter_the_Wicked_Witch_of_the_Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens|User:ChrisChanSonichu]]</ref>

===Soul-crusher===

{{quotebox|So, as of August, [[2003|Y2K3]], I did [[autism|the most logical, sensible and inexpensive idea I could think of]], I made a simple [[sign]] that stated, "I am a 21-year old and Single Male Seeking and 18-21-year old SINGLE [[Gal-pal|FEMALE COMPANION]]", along with a basic description of qualities I felt were best suited, due to the fact that it describe MOST every [[Boyfriend-free girl|Boyfriend-Free]], 18-21year old Girl. Sadly though, not a single one even gave me a glanced, a momentary pause or even an excuse-making throat clearing to read the sign or give me the time of day. And the few who noticed... That EVIL WITCH OF THE [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PrivateVilla of Corrupted Citizens]], Mary Lee Walsh, a bunch of Non-Blue or [[Black]] impersonating [[Jerkops|JERKOPS]], [[Manajerks]] and every other (only a few total) son/daughter of a #@&*.. MOCKED ME AND EVEN CRUMBLED MY EFFORTS AND THREW THEM INTO MY FACE! IT WAS SERIOUS HEART-SHATTERING INSULTS LIKE THAT WHICH LITERALLY SHATTERED MY HEART TO ALMOST NOTHING AND MURDERED MY SOUL! Like as if I didn't already understand that [[Love]] Can't be Hurried; but they ALL left a HUGE IMPRESSION among the general population that having a [[Sweetheart]] was ILLEGAL IN VIRGINIA thus, "[[Virginia is for Virgins|VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS, NOT LOVERS!]]" was what I had thought for a long time with the Dark Forces that were forced into me, bedding with my torturing past with the [[jerks]] of the [[Greene County]] School System during the childhood years of my life. Thank [[GodJesus|God]] for blessing me with many happy years at [[Providence Middle School]] and [[Manchester High School]] in Chesterfield; rounding my feelings and attitude out for today.}}

===Emails with Mary===
<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF">
'''From: CWCSonichu@aol.com''' 
'''Sent: Sunday, February 01, 2004 1:22 PM''' 
'''To: mwalsh@pvcc.edu''' 
'''Subject: Hi again...'''

Mary, I've slept on it, and I have realized that note-hanging is not the way to get attention. And I don't really want to meet with either you nor Susan, no offense. I'll tell you what, let's forget the meeting, and if you will allow my newsletter to stay in distribution, I will do all of the following:

-I will never hang notes on the wall again. 
-I'll consider stopping my Silent Treatment on Susan. 
-I'll consider knocking you and Susan up my scale of Respect each by 2 points (0=No Respect...10=Respect). 

Please reply via E-Mail.

Christian C.
</div>
 
<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF">
'''From: Mary Lee Walsh <mwalsh@pvcc.edu>''' 
'''To: CWCSonichu@aol.com''' 
'''Sent: Tue, 3 Feb 2004 8:54 am''' 
'''Subject: RE: Hi again...'''

Christian:
Susan Hannifan and I will be able to meet with you on Monday February 9th in my office at 3:00 p.m. I do not have any time this week that works with all of our schedules, so it will have to be next Monday. I normally send students notice of appointments by mail, but you have asked that I correspond to you through email. It is necessary that this meeting take place, so if Monday is not convenient for you please let me know and we will set a time for Wednesday.</div>
 
<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF">
'''From: CWCSonichu@aol.com''' 
'''To: Virginia_Sanford@ccpsnet.net''' 
'''Sent: Wed, 21 Feb 2007 3:32:50 PM Eastern Standard Time''' 
'''Subject: Re: Hello'''

Hey, Mrs. Sanford (or should I say Ginny or [[Virginia]] ), I am delighted to hear from you as well. And It is also good to know that you are still residing at that address. The [[DVD]] is under production, to be completed a few days after February 24, [[2007]] (my 25th Birthday...Yay).

You may be able to help me in a portion of it now; there will be a [[Slideshow]] (projected from my [[PlayStation Portable]]) featuring not only pics of me growing up, but the friends, teachers and relatives I've known and remembered (either from heart, like yourself, as well as yearbook signatures). Anyway, do you remember from the ol' class, Sarah and Micha (the blonde girl with glasses, and the slow-talking african american who Ms. Eckel told over and over [[Hypocrisy|to get his dad to teach him how to shave]])? I remembered both of them from heart, but unfortunately I don't remember their last names, so it's harder to find them in the yearbooks; could you tell me their last names, please?

As for what had happened during PVCC, in a nutshell; about Mid-Summer, 2003, I've realize upon revolation[sic] that I needed a girl friend to make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up, so with a sign (which I've later realized that it made me look slow-minded; the "R" Word), I've started my Enduring Love Quest. The Dean of Student Serveces[sic], Mary Lee Walsh came out and tore my sign up right in front of me, and said, "You're not gonna get a Girlfriend this way or any way." That *&^%$ SHATTERED MY HEART AND MURDERED MY SOUL. And it wasn't just her, the Policemen Imposters in Brown, White and Red, AKA The Jerkops (Blue and Black ARE the TRUE POLICE SOLDIERS) also seriously indented the impression that "Virgina is for Virgins, NOT Lovers".

But it has a happy ending; in Mid-[[2005]], when I've started playing the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] TCG, I met [[Megan|this girl]] who upon numerous conversations, art-sharing and secret confidence, I've grown fond of, and my Heart and Soul Recovered from the Serious Emotional and Physical Pain I've endured. Although she's not intrested[sic] in a serious relationship, I still am fond of her, and I'm hoping that she may have a change of heart.

You may learn more about what had happened to me from the Sub-Episodes in my "Sonichu" Comic Book, which I have the legable [''sic''] images uploaded onto my [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]]; those Sub-Episodes are based on my Real-Life Events. *[[sigh]]*

Well, that's about it for now; I hope you do well as well. And I will make that DVD copy for you after I've finalized the master copy. Please tell the remaing[sic] faculty who are still working at Providence that I wish them the best as well. I still remember Mrs. Rogers (my ol' computer teacher) when she played as Woodstock in the [[1990s#1996|1996]] "Snoopy" play; that was just fun and cute. :)

Take care;
Christian Weston Chandler, A.K.A. (nickname) Chris Chan.
</div>

==Mary Lee Walsh in ''Sonichu''==
[[Image:MachPunch.jpg|thumb|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES.]][[Image:MaryWantsIt.JPG|thumb|Despite the fact that Chris hates Mary Lee Walsh, this didn't stop him from picking up his markers and making hideous porn of her.]]
Because of all the [[stress]] Mary Lee Walsh caused, Chris obsessed over his HEART-SHATTERING defeat and had to re-invent the entire scenario so that he came out as the victor. Chris began to turn her into a villain in his mind, envisioning himself as a conquering hero. Walsh begins to appear in a lot of Chris's works as the ever-present antagonist opposing his [[Love Quest]].

{{quote|After the first encounter with Mary, I put her into my comics from the start as MY personal MAIN Adversary, with her hoard[sic] of Impostor Police People, also known as [[Jerkop]]s, and the Notorious [[Count Graduon]] trapped in the glass orb on the scepter she wields.|Chris, failing to remember that the comic series was supposed to be about Sonichu, not him}}

In the comics, Walsh appears as a literal witch, complete with a broomstick, sinister grin and pitchfork. In a witty [[parody]], she is the leader of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]], or PVCC. She is motivated by a hatred of true love and people who seek it, making her a fitting adversary for the heartsick Chris and the deeply monogamous Sonichu. As the "witch of hearts," Walsh's broader goal is to wage war against love itself, although her only real tactic is send [[jerkops]] into [[CWCville]] to beat up anyone engaging in romance. For some reason, she considers cock-blocking Chris to be of vital importance to her goals, even though Chris does a pretty good job of that himself.

Mary's first appearances in the comics are in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], via a brief preview and several short comic strips that don't formally introduce her; her formal debut in the canon is in [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]. Curiously, Chris and Mary are already bitter enemies, and Chris never explains the exact source of their hostility beyond stating that she once shattered his heart and she is frustrated by his dogged persistence in searching for love. It is, however, made immediately clear that their feud has become intensely personal; both characters are fully prepared to fight to the death.

In [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]] Chris ties together the ancient evil of the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] with his own petty grudges by teaming Mary with [[Count Graduon]]. Imprisoned in a magical scepter, Graduon's power is wielded by Walsh for much of the series. Together, Graduon and Walsh seem to represent all of Chris's misgivings about adult life--the trauma of graduating his beloved [[high school]] and the stress of his collegiate career. However, in [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]] Chris also gains the powers of [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], escalating the battle between a chubby virgin and a old lady to an epic struggle between a ridiculous Sonic recolor and an old lady with a scepter.

During her reign of terror Walsh threatened the city of CWCville on multiple occasions. In ''Sonichu'' #2, she and Graduon create a golem to stomp the city. Much of the action in [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]] involves Chris fending off Walsh's agents, until he and [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] finally storm PVCC and liberate the college from her evil. (Mary simply relocates to [[Menchi-Nasu High]] to establish a new base of operations.) In [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] she floods the town with her army of [[Jerkops]] to stage a coup against Chris and his loyal police force. When this plan begins to collapse she and Graduon attempt to trap Chris in a [[Dark Mirror Hole]], but are only successful in ensnaring his Crystal. When Chris later became stuck in the [[Time Void]] in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] , Mary seized the opportunity and prepared to attack CWCville in her most audacious invasion yet, laying siege with vast armies of [[Transformers|Decepticlones]] in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] and causing untold damage before being defeated by Sonichu. Her evil was finally put to an end in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] when Chris used the power of the [[Sonichu Balls]] to become [[Collosal Chris-Chan]]. He then destroyed Graduon's scepter and easily overpowered her, leaving her paralyzed before sending her to prison.

A consistent theme in Mary's story arc is she is to blame for everything. Just as, in real life, Chris believed that Walsh was somehow the singular author of all his misfortunes, in the comics Mary really is the one pulling all the strings. Virtually all of her Jerkops are simply victims of brainwashing. Many of her other followers show the potential for good, but she herself is beyond redemption. Even Count Graduon finds her to be selfish and wicked, thinking only of her petty squabbles with Chris and never about helping him get free from his scepter.

===Renaming and retcons===
[[Image:143-MaryLeeWalsh.jpg|thumb|Anyone but Hslaw Eel Yram!]]

As a result of the [[Miyamoto Saga]], many characters based on real-life figures were renamed. In a remarkable display of subtlety, Mary Lee Walsh became '''"Slaweel Ryam"''' or '''"Slaweel the Witch"'''. This is very subtle - as one can see, the name is not ''entirely'' backwards, and there are letters missing! No one will figure this out - especially when the notice regarding the name change, with old and new names, was posted prominently on the [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu.net]] front page. Walsh being one of the primary villains in both the comic and real life, Chris obviously didn't want to change the name to an entirely unrecognizable form (that would require originality, which Chris obviously lacks). The name seems to be an evolution of '''"Hslaw Eel Yram"''', which was Chris's version of MLW in his custom [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] cards: in all likelihood, he had only used the "reverse code" as a means to insult Mary with the card without fear of getting in trouble if someone saw said card.

In [[August 2009]], Chris put up a [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=TwoMarys page on CWCipedia entitled 'TwoMarys'] where he tried to explain the retconning of Mary Lee Walsh's name to Slaweel Ryam. Basically, the evil Mary Lee Walsh had been Slaweel all along, except Slaweel changed her name from Mary Lee Walsh to Slaweel Ryam later on, while the ''real'' Mary was innocent the whole time. This of course makes [[List of Chris's lies|absolutely no sense]] as Chris has changed ''every'' instance of the "evil" Mary's name to Slaweel in the most recent edits of his comics, even during her introduction in ''Sonichu'' #0 where her character is introduced as "Slaweel the Witch" and not Mary Lee Walsh. Chris has essentially created a paradox in his comic's timeline - he's made a [[:File:Apology_to_Mary_Lee.jpg|comic]] where Slaweel, caught by Chris and the police, apologizes to Mary for ruining her good name, but the way he's retconned it Slaweel [[Fail|hasn't really had a chance to ruin Mary's name in the first place]]. Another glaring contradiction is that Slaweel says in the apology comic that she's ''"sorry for using [Mary's] name in vain and when I constructed P.V.C.Citizens, and made [Mary] look a fool for about six years"'' but on the [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=TwoMarys 'TwoMarys' page], this caption appears below a picture of Slaweel Ryam:

{{quote|This Mary later changed her name to Slaweel Ryam, and she was creating witch brew during night hours and sharing them illegally with the bums outside of the building; she was fired from PVCC '''then went on to build PVCCitizens'''.|Chris, demonstrating his inability to create a cohesive plot.}}

==Mary Lee Walsh in ''Soul Calibur''==
{{main|Soul Calibur}}

It is debatable whether or not Chris ever attempted to physically harm Mary Lee Walsh, but in a video he uploaded to [[YouTube]], Chris lives out his fantasy of beating the tar out of Mrs. Walsh. Chris created himself and many other real life friends and enemies in the [[video game]] ''Soul Calibur III'', so that he could take out his pent up [[Virgin with rage|rage]] in the most disturbing, passive-aggressive manner possible. [[Fail|It should be noted that Chris is terrible at ''Soul Calibur'', and appears to struggle with defeating an AI-controlled Mary Lee Walsh on the easiest setting.]]

==Possible reconciliation==
[[Image:Apology to Mary Lee.jpg|thumb|Notice that Chris isn't sorry for the shit he did to warrant her anger, only that he let someone with her name run around. And why bother having two separate Mary Lee Walshes if he made her Slaweel?]]

Beyond his efforts to retcon the fictional Mary, Chris began reexamining Mary's value to society by describing her good works on CWCipedia to distinguish her from "Slaweel":

{{quote|This Mary replaced the previous one in mid-2000; she has done a good job with her role as Dean of Student Services. She is Currently and To Be Respected with Open Kindness and Prosperity from ALL the Piedmont Virginia Commuinity College Students, Peers and Employees.|Chris, CWCipedia<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=TwoMarys</ref>}}

The article rambles on, strongly suggesting he used a quick Google search for "research", detailing this Mary's many achievements and services to the Piedmont Virginia Community College. However, the whole piece carries an insincere tone, suggesting Chris was compelled to recognize Mary as a [[reality|real person]] as some sort of therapeutic measure. Keep in mind, however, that he doesn't acknowledge that the ''real woman'' he interacted with wasn't a horned-hat wearing witch; simply that this Mary Lee Walsh was replaced (in the ''real world'') by a good duplicate. In a very sad way, Chris seems to find it easier to rewrite reality than his own fantasy world.

Mary was named on the CWCipedia Chris's first "Woman of The (ANY) Month to Respect with Authority and Kindness" for the month of August.<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Template:Christian_Says</ref>

In his edited version of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page, he clarifies that he forgave Mary Lee Walsh for her "past misdeeds" (even though Chris himself was entirely at fault in all of their encounters). According to his edits, he also hand-delivered a framed copy of his "apology" to her office, and she thanked him by telling his parents not to let their retard son on her campus anymore.

Apparently, Mary didn't give a shit and Chris was crushed.

{{quote|Besides which, that b**** "Dean", Mary Lee Walsh, AFTER I personally went over and handed her a Framed Hand-Drawn Apology of my angst against her, SHE SENT ME A TRESPASSING NOTICE! While my family and I did NOT accept it, and sent it back to her, I must say that is one hell of a "Thank You" for going through the trouble and gas usage to Personally Apologize and Make Peace.|Chris, Mailbag 26<ref>[[Mailbag 26]]</ref>}}

==[[:Category:Mary_Lee_Walsh|Fan art]]==
[[Image:Mary-lee-Walsh.jpg|thumb|[[Mass debating|For some reason]], Mary has become a frequent subject of pictures like this.]]

In Chris's artwork, Mary Lee Walsh has long gray hair and wears a golden helmet with red horns on it. However, Chris being Chris, he would often neglect to draw her hair (and her fingers, and her feet, and her nose...) at all. In the early days of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page it was inferred that Walsh's helmet was in fact a blonde bob cut, and the horns were growing out of her head like those of a devil. Additionally, once it became clear that Chris was viewing the page it became fashionable to mess with him by depicting Mary (whom he despised) as a sexy cartoon girl (which he was sure to fap to). As a result, the most influential depictions of Mary have been Rule 34 fan art, depicting her as a voluptuous blonde with devil horns (and occasionally a tail), wearing (at most) a skimpy purple miniskirt and thigh-high boots.
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==Sources==
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==See also==
{{CWCipedia|chris=TwoMarys}}
{{Fan art}}
*[[Count Graduon]]
*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]
*[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]
*[[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|Retroactive continuity in ''Sonichu'']]
*[[Attraction Sign]]

==External links==
*[http://zabukawaii.deviantart.com/art/The-origin-of-Slaweel-146885649 Fanfiction: The origin of Slaweel]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLCsZpcTSg0 Harry D and the PVCC girls: "Jerkop Bebob"]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZyH5Y9SpQY Harry D's Live Drawing.]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8dAntFOZxg CWC Sketch- MLW Pt 1]

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[[Category:Villains]]

CWC Cola

2011-10-05T13:25:26Z

Nullity:

[[Image:SchuComicSP3P8.jpg|thumb|[[Chris]] and [[Ivy]] drinking CWC Orange after their [[sex]]. Little does Ivy know her drink is [[semen|spiked]].]]
[[Image:CWCOrangeAd.png|thumb|right|[[April 16 Fetish Vids|
Refreshing!]]]]
'''CWC Cola''' (or '''CWC-Cola''') is [[Chris's]] official soft drink brand. Currently holds a state enforced monopoly of the lucrative soft-drink market in [[CWCville]]. Some suggest that it contains a [[semen|secret ingredient]] that Chris personally makes. It is the state-mandated beverage of CWCville, and is the only consumable beverage. [[Chris and health|Not even water can be consumed.]]

==History==

According to [[Jamsta Sonichu]] in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], the CWC Cola Company was founded in [[Sonichu chronology#1985|1985]] by [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr]], three years after he founded CWCville.

==CWC Cola==
The formula for '''CWC Cola''' is similar to the formula used in Pepsi-Cola.<ref>His [http://sonichusite.deviantart.com/ deviantART journal]. (b&)</ref>

==Variations and other products==

*CWC Orange
*Diet CWCcola
*CWC Lemonda
*CWC Grape
*Cherry Cola
**Possibly not from the CWC-brand. [[Blake]] was born from '''Cherry Cola'''.

==References in comics==
* In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], [[Punchy Sonichu]] purchases CWC Cola.

==Sources==
<references />

==See also==
* [[My Coke Rewards]]

[[Category:Sonichu]]

Lego

2011-10-05T13:25:14Z

Nullity: This would be so much easier with a bot.

[[Image:118-LegoCWC.jpg|thumb|Chris is just as [[fail]] in his Lego form as in any other.]]

'''Lego'''™ is a brand of plastic building block [[toys]]. They are noted for their durability and ease of use allowing the creation of almost anything imaginable.

[[Chris]] has relied heavily on Lego blocks to put his creations into reality. They were a staple gift during his childhood [[Christmas]], his late teens, and his early twenties. The truth is, there are many AFOLs (Adult Fan Of Lego) around the world; some of them are even in their 40s and have families. In the video game industry, respected designers like [[Metal Gear Solid|Hideo Kojima]] think Lego makes building level prototypes easy. Chris obviously isn't quite there yet.

== Chris Lego Brick creations ==
[[Image:0823-EP12-5P6-3.jpg|Panoramic vista of [[CWCville]], in all its blocky glory.|thumb]]

* [[Pixelated PS3]] (also made with [[Pixelblocks]])
* Model [[CWCville]]
* [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway|''Mario Kart 64'' Lego Raceway]]
* [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|''Titanic''-like boat]]
* [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag "Heavy-duty case"] to hold his [[Card_games#Pok.C3.A9mon_TCG|''Pokémon'']] card decks, acknowledged by Chris as one of his most noteworthy [[inventions]] (also held together with tape).

Chris has also found other uses for his Lego blocks besides simply building stuff. In his [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|AIM chat]] with Vivian Gee, he noted that he uses his Lego figurines to "rehearse" imaginary conversations with women.

== Influences ==
Bionicle, a very successful line of sets based on the adventures of biomechanical beings each gifted with elemental powers, may have (along with ''[[Pokémon]]'') influenced the creation of the [[Chaotic Combo]]. It should be noted, however, that the former came out about four years later than the latter, so ''Pokémon'' likely left their imprint first, especially since it had more elemental types.

Inspired by his [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway|''Mario Kart 64'' Lego Raceway]], [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] have a pair of Lego go-karts [[:File:SchuComic9P35.jpg|in their garage]], the only vehicles they are shown to possess. This raises a number of problems; first, we are expected to believe that a bunch of giant plastic blocks, held together by frictional force alone, without visible seatbelts or a rollover cage, constitutes a road-safe vehicle. Second, each kart can only seat one individual. That's fine and dandy for the two adults, but where does that leave their children? Third, as they lack proper seats and possess a studded surface, they would be uncomfortable to drive in.

== 启蒙 (Enlighten) Bricks Police Station set==
[[Image:Comparisonsmall2.jpg|thumb|One of these things is not like the other...]]
In one of Chris's birthday photos he is seen holding what appears to be a new Lego "6332-1 - Command Post Central".<ref>Link to Peeron page on set [http://www.peeron.com/inv/sets/6332-1 "6332-1 Command Post Central"]</ref> Upon further inspection it is apparent that is merely a rebranded 启蒙 Bricks "POLICE SERIES" set which is almost a direct clone of the original Lego set. Presumably the 启蒙 Bricks logo was altered by a third party and replaced with "LEGO bricks". Chris's parents probably bought it relatively cheap at a discount store that carries knock-off brands, so it's not like they were shopping for a quality present for Chris in the first place. It should be noted that 启蒙 Bricks are much more fragile than Lego and are of generally much poorer quality than Lego sets are, something that probably went unnoticed by Chris.

==Gallery==
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Image:0092-Christians14th.jpg|Spyrius, fuck yeah! Christian's 14th birthday.
Image:0790-CMas05-5.jpg|Chris and his new Lego in [[2005]]. Proof of pirated toy, look at the "Brick" font. Note that he is ''23'' in this photo.
Image:0784-LegoPS3-1.JPG|The [[pixelated PS3]] of fail.
Image:0128-Christmas96-6.jpg|Chris and his new Lego in [[1996]].
Image:400-LegKrt1.jpg|If you have no idea how to make your own Lego Go-Cart, Chris has your back.
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Image:0424-CwcvilleBandStand1.jpg|A Lego gift to [[Cole Smithey]], perhaps Chris's first [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|band]]?
Image:0425-CwcvilleBandStand2.jpg|A better view.
Image:0426-InformationCenter1.jpg|A model of the Information Center from Lego Island.
Image:0427-InformationCenter2.jpg|A rear view of the Information Center.
Image:0428-InformationCenter3.jpg|Further away view of Information Center.
Image:0429-ChristianWTallStack1.jpg|A face expressing either pride or gas.
Image:0430-ChristianWTallStack2.jpg|[[Duck|More than seven inches long!]]
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Image:0785-LegoPS3-2.JPG|Moar of the pixelated PS3.
Image:0783-LegoPS3AndGuitar.JPG|Pixelated PS3 and the [[Gitar]].
Image:0111-LegoWalkman1.jpg|An earlier effort: The Lego Walkman.
Image:0828-EP12-5P7-1.jpg|Bionicle, the door's poster and figures in upper left corner.
Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|TIE Fighters zoom above a part of Lego CWCville.
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Image:0824-EP12-5P6-9.jpg|CWCville: An overbuilt hellhole ruled by a man-child.
Image:0826-EP12-5P6-7.jpg|The money that paid for this could have gone to cancer patients.
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==See also==
[[File:Modnation LegoChrisChan.jpg|thumb|Lego Chris in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.]]

* [[List of Chris's games]]
* [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway|''Mario Kart 64'' Lego Raceway]]
* [[Pixelblocks]]
* [[A Sonichu Day]]
* [[I Pimp My Ride.MOV]]
* [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]]
* [[PlayingHouse]]

==Sources==
<references/>

[[Category:Hobbies]][[Category:Toys]]

Chris and hypocrisy

2011-10-05T13:24:38Z

Nullity:

{{quote|I am a man who stands strong and true and by the main woman in his life.|[[Chris]], on remaining faithful to [[Ivy]]<ref name="Vanessa IRC Chat 2">[[Vanessa IRC Chat 2]]</ref>}}
{{quote|I love you.|Chris to [[Vanessa Hudgens]], 35 minutes later<ref name="Vanessa IRC Chat 2"/>}}

[[Image:Z100 0533.jpg|thumb|Above: Chris breaks almost thirty years of proud sobriety due to the influence of ''[[The Simpsons]]'']]

'''Hypocrisy''' is the act of claiming to have beliefs, opinions, virtues, feelings, qualities, or standards that one does not actually have.<ref>[[wikt:hypocrisy|Wiktionary: hypocrisy]]</ref>

[[Chris]] is an accomplished hypocrite, holding others to standards to which he himself does not live up. This is possibly due to the fact that he's incapable of serious introspection and serious self-examination due to his [[autism]]. Chris believes that he is a blameless, [[Chris and religion|holy]] creature that is [[Mary Poppins|practically perfect in every way]]. However, he sees plenty of flaws in the world around him that cause him [[stress]]. He blames all of his problems on external factors like [[trolls]], [[homos]], [[Greene_County_Conspiracy|conspiracies]] or the [[JERKS|entire male sex]]. In the past he's faulted the [[Jerkops|police]], [[Manajerks|store managers]] and [[Jerkops|mall security guards]] for complications during his [[Love Quest]], although that's less relevant nowadays as he rarely leaves [[14 Branchland Court|the house]] except for trips to [[McDonald's]]. And when he can't fault other people for his problems, Chris relies on autism and stress as fallback excuses.

He's strongly opinionated and drunk on his e-fame, so he sees himself as a [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|role model]] that could change the world. He doesn't necessarily want to change it for the better, but he wants to change it to where everyone conforms to his worldview and showers him with praise so he will never again have to [[Tobacky|feel uncomfortable]], suffer any inconveniences, or be forced to actually put effort into anything. This means arrogantly pointing out the sins of others but never answering to his own, which leads to Chris doling out advice to others that he should be heeding himself.

Chris's [[Mailbag]] answers are particularly rich sources of hypocrisy, where he readily gives advice to people that he himself will never follow.

==Examples==

=== "Grow up!" — Maturity ===

In the latter half of [[2009]], Chris had become fond of telling his [[trolls]] and detractors to "grow up." This is coming from a twenty-nine-year-old man who has lived with his parents continually since graduating [[high school]], [[Chris's resume|has only been employed]] for two months of his entire life, lives in a room full of [[toys]], plays [[video games]] all day, refers to things that make him feel uncomfortable with [[CWC-isms|childish euphemisms]], [[Chris and fashion|dresses like a toddler]], and is overly dependent on his parents (and the [[Monthly tugboat|U.S. government]]) to the point of absurdity.

Chris has not moved on past high school. In his late twenties, he still wears his [[high school ring]], uses his old high school colors in [[art]] projects (and when he wants to portray [[Cherokian Clan|Native Americans]]), and keeps his high school yearbooks within easy reach (so he can [[Mass debating|masturbate]] to [[Kellie Andes]] without leaving his chair). Chris's characters are examples of this as well. Despite ostensibly being 18–22 years old, the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] sometimes don [[:Image:MegagiDecay.jpg|cheerleading outfits]] outside of sexual roleplay. [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] were originally 16 and 15 in the comics, respectively, before [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|Chris retconned their ages]] so they can legally fuck. Then he created a [[Zapina|fourteen-year-old]] character who attends high school in a scandalously revealing outfit. Aged 27, Chris dispensed [[CWC Blog|dating advice]] to high school freshman. A master of subtlety, Chris named one of the villains in his comics "[[Count Graduon]]."

There is also a chance that Chris, just as it is the case with the word "[[naïve]]", have been called out on his stupid bullshit numerous times with the command "grow up", and as a result views the phrase as a very harsh insult meant to be used on your enemies.

In short, Chris idealizes his youth while demonizing the present, as high school was a simpler time when he had a [[Gal-pals|social circle]], [[Biological clock|regular sleep patterns]], and some purpose in life apart from playing video games and debasing himself on the Internet.

=== "GET A JOB, DUDE" — Work ===
[[Image:TwofacedCWC.jpg|thumb|"No, I am not being two-faced. I have been one-f-, I have been the one-faced this whole conversation."<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref>]]

Chris also likes to tell people to get jobs while he himself has been employed for about two months of his entire life. On his résumé, Chris lists playing [[Pokémon]] cards with small children as volunteer work, when in reality emotionally-stunted manchildren playing Pokémon with little kids can be hardly considered as voluntary service. Chris [[Father Call|sometimes claims]] he was supervising or babysitting the children involved, where in reality Chris himself required some amount of supervision not to fuck up the [[The Game Place|hobby store]] where he played [[card games]].

Much like how acclaimed author [[Wikipedia:J. K. Rowling|J. K. Rowling]] went on benefits for a year or two so she'd have the time to write the first ''[[Harry Potter]]'' book (a franchise which went on to make her one of the richest women in the world), Chris avoids searching for employment to focus on merchandising [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] (a franchise which, as you know, will never make him [[Chris and Copyright|a penny]]). And that takes an hour or two at most: Chris will draw and color a comic page or two, make videos, or astonish [[Charlottesville]] residents with his [[Sonichu's Edge|Parkay]] skills in a bizarre marketing stunt. The rest of Chris's time is apparently spent playing [[List of Chris's games|video games]], [[Adult Swim|watching TV]] and [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads|downloading]] extra content for his video games. Chris has an abundance of free time where he could easily work a full-time job and still find the time to draw ''Sonichu''. That is, if Chris were employable. In reality Chris would [[Donald Duck impersonation|impersonate Donald Duck]] and it would be [[Wendy's]] all over again.

In addition to this, Chris fails at having some basic skills one would need to keep employment, such as: keeping his [[Death threats|murderous rage]] in check, maintaining [[Chris and health#Hygiene|basic hygiene]], [[Chris and fashion|dressing appropriately]], showing tolerance and respect for [[Chris and Race|other people]], and [[Megan|keeping his hands off women]].

=== "WINDOWS TO HELL" — Other people with mental disabilities ===

While happily claiming disability when it suits him (i.e. when he gets [[money]] and/or sympathy from it), Chris gladly reminds everyone that he's a (high-functioning) [[autistic]]. However, Chris distances himself from others with autism, calling them "[[slow-in-the-minds]]" and "windows to hell."<ref>[[IRC (17 December 2008)]]</ref> Chris specifically excluded "the low functionally mentally handicapped," "the [[Chris and health|seriously physically deformed]]," and the "Autistic, high-functionally or otherwise" from an actual list of criteria women would have to meet before he would consider dating them. For the record, "[[Niggos|blacks]]" are also disqualified. By his own admission, Chris is "sometimes retarded"<ref>[[Mumble 9.5]]</ref> and is abnormally proud that he is on the autism spectrum. In fact, right below his rigorous standards for his future girlfriend, he admits that he himself is autistic but claims "[[ego|that's another story]]."

Chris denies that any of his Sonichu characters are autistic. Yet they're all copyright-infringing little Mary Sues, need to be in the [[Dating Education|special classes]] Chris thought up and every so often display debilitating social anxiety around the opposite sex. Back when Chris made his own Pokémon cards, he thought up an "autistic Pokémon" named Plautistic (who could disable its own attacks), but this only appears on the cover of ''[[Christian's Favorite Hits!]]'' and nowhere else.

In the [[Mailbag]]s, Chris dismisses any similarity between autism and [[Asperger's syndrome]], another disorder on the autism spectrum. Chris went so far as to create a specific section for autism-related emails, and then a [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|frothing rant on CWCipedia]] where he rails against those with Asperger's syndrome. The abridged version of Chris's reasoning is that by having a higher-functioning form of autism than Chris, they're diminishing Chris's own accomplishments. Chris considers [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|everything he's done so far]] special because he has autism. To date, the only things Chris has actually accomplished are graduating from high school and a [[PVCC|third-rate community college]], which most people could do with little effort.

Despite likening the mentally handicapped to reanimated walking corpses, Chris bases a large part of his identity around having autism, whether he's triumphing over it by being able to [[Chores|mow a lawn]] or he's using it as an excuse to sit around and play ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' all day. Incidentally, this behavior is actually somewhat common with teenage girls with bipolar disorder (real, self-diagnosed or imagined), where they'll brag about how terribly bad their bipolar disorder is, how much lithium they're on, and so forth. Most grow out of it by the time they're eighteen.

==="I'll pray for you to open your mind" — Tolerance ===

It's very much in Chris's interests that others tolerate him and his odd behavior. Chris's life is defined by mannerisms that can charitably be described as unorthodox. His autism certainly shapes some of his lesser quirks, but he's also picked up some very strange ideas. He thinks it's normal for adults to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit their pants]], and he found nothing strange about jerking off into a [[fapcup|cup]] and [[recycling|chugging it down]]. He once uploaded a [[YouTube]] video where he [[The Return of Kimmi|made out with a sex doll]] with a picture of his sweetheart taped to its face because he thought it was an endearing act that his sweetheart would want to see. He had a store clerk [[Sports bra photo series|fit him for a bra]] that he wears happily. He uses his [[Sonichu (comic)|children's comic]] to express and explore his [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|sexual fantasies and desires]], and to mete out [[Sub-Episodes|harsh]], sometimes [[Sonichu 10#Forgiveness...?|lethal punishment]] on his perceived antagonists. And he's [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_April_28th%2C_2009#Watch|made statements]] to indicate he's [[Chris and Remorse|not ashamed]] of these actions, regardless of what anyone says.

So in order to continue to do whatever he wants to do and not be made fun of, he explains these things away by essentially saying, "everyone does it and you should still consider me normal," even though he'd probably be hard-pressed to name another guy his age that shits himself as much as he does. Deep down, he probably knows some of these things are fucked up, but finds living up to the standards of society to be a huge inconvenience. So he expects others to change their perceptions so that they can accept him and all of the things he doesn't want to change. In instances where someone might think he's a weirdo, Chris preaches tolerance and insists others open their minds to different ideas and not be so judgmental.

However, this doesn't work both ways with Chris. Chris wants people to open their minds to his foibles, but once he's made up his mind that a group of people are doing things that he considers negative, suddenly tolerance goes out the window and he will refuse to show them even the slightest amount of respect and acceptance.

An example of Chris not accepting others came about during the aforementioned war in his mind being waged against Asperger's syndrome. [[Mailbag 7|When a fan mail submission]] pointed out how stubborn it was to close his mind to documented facts about Asperger's syndrome, Chris refused any concessions, though in the very next letter he berated someone for following what he called a closed-minded religion and said he'd pray for her to open her [[china|mind]].

In another example, Chris is sickened by the idea of [[homos]]exuality and [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_February_5th%2C_2009#Take_2|can't even bring himself to say the word "gay,"]] though he will say the word "homo" if he's using it as an insult. He's gone on record as saying he [[CWC Update 30 January 2009|hates gay people]], [[Megan_E-mails#Chris_is_angry_about_Megan_kissing_her_friend.2C_then_pities_himself|is afraid of them]], and would outlaw them if he had the power to do so. Chris has [[Mailbag_1#The_cure_for_homosexuality|envisioned a future where scientists have created a cure for being gay]], and has incorporated this idea into [[Sonichu 10|issue ten]] of his kiddie comic strip. This immense hatred burns deep within him despite the fact that only one gay person (his [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|elementary school]] principal)<ref name="Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8">[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]]</ref> had done anything negative to him in his entire life, until [[Jack Thaddeus]] began to interact with Chris. Though in contrast (as far as Chris is aware) Jack was also the person providing Chris with free hosting for the [[CWCipedia]], which at least makes up for some degree of harassment he has given Chris. It was only later that he'd been led to believe that [[Clyde Cash]] was gay as well. He'd stated to [[Megan]] that he had these feelings about gays even before he met her gay friend Christopher (whom he illogically suspected of trying to sleep with Megan). He simply hates them because they exist, and has refused to tolerate them all his life. Despite his past fervor, he has recently stated that he "(does) and will NOT Discriminated homosexuals as Individual People" and that "What they do behind closed doors is None Of My Business, and I still Do Not Care to know a Damn Thing about it."<ref>[[Common Questions#1 January 2010]]</ref> Which is why he employs an [[Magi-Chan|omniscient being]] to [[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|spy on people and punish them]] for what they do behind closed doors. Which brings us to...

=== "I fear them all" — Homosexuality ===

Chris is resolute in his beliefs that [[homos]] are an abomination before GodJesus. But he does make exceptions if the gay person has a [[china]]. During an [[IRC (02 January 2009)|IRC Chat]] he granted lesbians complete amnesty, saying that if he were in charge, it would be "illegal and forbidden to have homo Men; women are safe." When pressed on why it's okay for women to be gay and not men, he fell back on his "all men are [[JERKS]]" defense by saying, "it's bad enough they're mostly jerks, plus homo men are AGAINST God's will." However, later that month in a [[Mumble_1#Gays.2C_lesbians_and_men_in_general|Mumble chat]], he softened his stance on whether or not it's okay for women to be gay be saying he would "100% discourage" gay men, but for gay women, he will "partial courage." While Chris often quotes the Bible when explaining his hatred of homosexuals, when pressed about his own abominations he will go into a confusing rant about how God only wants people to be happy and not worry about a myriad of rules. In a stunning display of hypocrisy, Chris is quite adamant to others that he is not wrong in ignoring any Old Testament verses against pornography or masturbation, as the Old Testament is "more for Jewish people," but the one Old Testament passage regarding homosexuality that he heard on ''[[Family Guy]]'' is still valid.

In the world of ''Sonichu'', the villainous [[Reldnahc]] is gay, but the [[Heather Iglesias|nanny for Sonichu and Rosechu's kids]] is also gay. She's on the side of good because she's a lesbian, though she's been instructed to keep her [[Silvana|trap]] shut about it. [[Mailbag 4#In which Chris is rude to a young girl|A fan letter]] confronted Chris with the hypocrisy of having lesbians in the comic despite his viewpoints and fine Christian morals. While Chris answered parts of the letter, he conveniently ignored that point. Likely, Chris makes this exception because it would be difficult for him to [[mass debating|fap]] to all the [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|lesbian porn]] he watches and not feel conflicted.

He also will make exceptions if gays do voices in his [[LittleBigPlanet|favorite video games]]. A member of his [[Monty Python|favorite comedy troupe]] was gay, though it's not clear if Chris knows that. But it does seem clear that whether it's porn, TV or video games, as long as Chris is entertained by a gay person, Chris somehow exempts them from the abomination rule.

His hatred towards gays and everything they stand for contrasts very sharply to some of his actions. Chris has no qualms with drinking his own [[semen]], and has said he would even go as far as [[Kacey Phone Call|licking his semen off his beloved]]. He's admitted to being plagued by [[Mailbag 4|homoerotic thoughts]]. He loves [[rainbow]]s and has frequently put them in his comics. Chris liked the PS2 game ''[[Wikipedia:Katamari Damacy|Katamari Damacy]]'' enough to quote it in some of his videos, a game that features a character wearing a flamboyant ensemble that shows off his huge [[Pickle|schlong]] clearly visible through his tights. He once referred to himself as coming [[IRC (20 January 2009)|"out of his autistic closet."]] He loves gay anthems, such as "[[Chris's Big Night Out|I Love the Nightlife]]," and listens to music straight men generally avoid, such as the [[Wikipedia:Backstreet Boys|Backstreet Boys]]. He loves romantic comedy films and even owns a copy of the ''Sex and the City'' movie. Chris also practices [[Tomgirl Pictures|crossdressing]] and shoves [[Sex toys|things]] up his ass.<ref>[[Bluespike PSN Chat 3]]</ref> That should say enough about this matter.

In short, many gay men don't act as gay as Chris does sometimes, but he still feels justified at leveling his disapproving scorn at them.

=== "And I emphasize fan fiction" — Chris's creations ===

Chris is extremely protective of [[Sonichu]] and the whole [[Sonichu (comic)|media franchise]] he has created.

If Chris had actually shown any originality, this wouldn't really be a problem: he'd have full rights to do whatever he wants with his own original creations. As [[Chris and copyright|discussed elsewhere]], however, Chris has neither the rights to Sonichu nor an original work.

Fundamentally, Chris's creations are a bizarre maelstrom of various fan fiction elements with various bits stolen from a [[Things Chris has Ripped Off|great number of sources]]. Chris has outright admitted that he steals material from various shows.<ref>[[Common Questions#Answered 28 December 2009|Common Questions]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 35#In which Chris tells us that we need to go look up what he stole from]]</ref> At the same time, he claims that Sonichu is an original creation and has no problems dictating how people are allowed to use it.<ref>[[Down With Asperchu]]</ref> In short, he demonizes other works as "fan fiction" while failing to appreciate that ''Sonichu is fundamentally fan fiction, too'' — he is unable to see that the "fan" creations were created through the ''exact same process'' he himself used. Chris has sheltered himself from this realization by calling Sonichu a [[parody]], but shows no appreciation of other creations which he has labeled as parodies of his own work.

Since ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' allows reusing certain content, Chris also took a number of competently made designs in ''LittleBigPlanet'' and used them in his own levels — [[Download For Play Only|only to tell people not to do the same with his levels]] when the policy was changed and all levels were made downloadable and editable offline.

=== "Get those cameras off me!" — Privacy ===

In the Mailbags, Chris describes [[CWCville]] as a place where homosexuality is forbidden by law. This is enforced by [[Magi-chan]], who uses his psychic abilities to monitor all citizens at all times. Offenders are then ''fined US$500''.

Several days later, Chris used the ''Sonichu'' comic to rail against celebrity news website [[Wikipedia:TMZ.com|TMZ.com]] for invading the privacy of his Electric Hedgehogs, who are apparently as interesting and noteworthy as actual celebrities. TMZ was depicted as a floating, all-seeing movie camera that spied on Rosechu putting in a tampon, Sonichu and Rosechu reenacting a bondage scene from ''[[Family Guy]]'', and [[Robbie Sonee]] describing unusual interactions with a lizard.<ref>[[:File:SchuComic10P36.jpg]]</ref>

Chris also stated during correspondence with his Wiki SysOp that he would go as far to [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The_Introduction_Image_Space_is_NOT_Ad_Space_(CCS)|distribute a video]] of himself having sex with a woman, recorded using hidden cameras, to prove his heterosexuality. When later pressed on this being a blatant invasion of privacy, Chris covered himself by stating that he would [[Mailbag 31#In_which_Chris_crosses_yet_another_line|blur the participating woman's face]], and upon further questioning changed his proposal to [[Mailbag 34#Chris_would_find_someone_okay_with_being_filmed_to_take_his_"virgin cherry branch"|involve a woman]] actually willing to participate.

Although Chris originally lost his shit when [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]] released a candid photograph of him at [[The GAMe PLACe]] to the Internet, he had no qualms about walking into the same store (a privately owned establishment that he had been permanently banned from) and [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|surreptitiously recording an audio conversation]] without the [[Michael Snyder|other party's]] consent. Chris later spread the audio in an attempt to gain sympathy, missing the irony completely. He later [[6 June 2010|tried to take a photograph of that same person]], but was stopped when he noticed Chris outside with a camera.

=== "They set me on fire!" — Slander ===
[[Image:BurnedMySeat.jpg|thumb|left|Chris, March 2008: [[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!|"I set my ASS ON FIRE!"]] Chris, January 2010: [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|"He sets me on fire!"]]]]

It is evident to the readers of ''Sonichu'' that Chris uses the comic to settle his conflicts in real life. Every time he felt wronged by someone, he incorporated them into the comic and had his main hero (an idealized vision of himself) beat them up.

The main victim of this treatment was [[Mary Lee Walsh]], the Dean of Student Affairs at the [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. Because she "Dared" interrupt Chris in his [[Love Quest]] on the grounds of the college, Chris launched himself into a ridiculous one-sided feud against her and included her as the main villain in his comic. He gave the same treatment to many people who had [[Stress|frustrated]] him. The list includes a [[Bagget|police officer]] called in to evict him from a [[Target]] store, various store [[Jerkop|security]] [[Jerkhief|guards]] and [[Manajerks|managers]], romantic [[Wes Iseli|rivals]], old [[CADD Chef|teachers]] and even [[Joseph Herring|fellow students]] only because they were popular with the girls.

This wouldn't be a problem if it was contained in the comic itself or was used for comedic effect. Anyone free to make an educated guess would say that Chris uses artistic license to overcompensate for his weaknesses in real life. This, however, disregards many [[Death threats]] he issued to individuals on the net. [[Jack Thaddeus]] and [[Clyde Cash]], two well-known antagonists of Chris, were berated (without success) to [[To Clyde and Jack|commit suicide]]. In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], they throw themselves down a 72-story elevator shaft. [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], the creator of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page regarding Chris's antics, not only received [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|cryptic messages]] from Chris, but saw his own character [[Sonichu 8#The Clarksville Address|left for dead in a pool of his own blood]] after being battered by [[Rosechu]]'s [[Pickle|genitalia]]. After a [[Liquid Chris#Showdown|long feud]] with [[Liquid Chris]], he issued [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|death threats]] and tried to steal his [[Kacey|girlfriend]]. When this failed, he made a [[Sonichu Special 4|comic]] of him shooting Liquid in the shins after disarming him. When Kacey asked him why this was depicted in the comic, he answered that it wasn't that bad [[Kacey and Liquid Call|since he barely shot him in the legs]].

Chris strongly disapproves of this method of expression when he's on the receiving end of it. When [[Down with Asperchu|he attacked]] Alec Benson Leary for the creation of [[Asperchu]], Alec had no scruples about putting him in front of the [http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/comics/pl/23109 business end of a flamethrower]. Chris retaliated with a [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|long video]] where he called the attack made on him "horrendous" and vowed that the [[Patti Chandler|spirit of his dead dog]] would avenge him. He would later cap off Sonichu 10 with a graphic depiction of Alec's execution, but not before mentioning the fiery incident one more time.

While Chris rallies against people making accusations of him on the internet (even those of which are true) Chris has no problem accusing others of the most horrible things imaginable. In the [[Calling Out#Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|Calling Out]] series, Chris blatantly accuses [[Michael Snyder]] of ''molesting his daughter''. This is in direct contrast with Chris's [[Sonichu 10|comic]] where he illustrate clearly how he's ready to travel in the future and hoodwink his "to-be" [[Lovely Weather|wife]] into having sex with him. If we add a song [[IPods Down and Listen Up|he wrote and performed]] describing him in the act of [[Chris_and_sex#Rape|sexually assaulting]] a [[Niggos|black woman]], it hardly makes Chris a paragon of puritanical virtues.

==="A Sweetheart from the Ground Up" — Women===

Chris's hypocrisy is also evident within the astronomically-high standards for a "[[sweetheart]]" that he's published at various times in his life, such as on the [[attraction sign]]. Some of the biggest offenders are:

"Must Have a Mid to high salary." Chris does not have a job, has no prospects for a job, and lives on [[monthly tugboat|welfare checks]], yet any woman he dates must be gainfully employed, presumably so Chris can [[Chris and Money|spend]] her money on [[List of Chris's games|video games]] and [[sex toys]].

"Must be average to slender body size." Chris is an [[obesity|obese]], lazy slob, yet demands that any potential sweetheart that he deigns to give his attention to be thin and cute.

"Must not have [[autism]]." Despite the fact that Chris has made being autistic a huge point of pride, he absolutely refuses to consider any girl with the same condition on the grounds that he fears that seeing them will make him think about what he might be like if he had anything other than high-functioning autism.

==="I would have them ESS-acuted!" — Capital Punishment===

Chris has made it known in his mailbag that he is [[Common Questions#30 January 2010|opposed to the death penalty]]. However, in [[9 February 2010|02092010.MOV]], after the CWCipedia was taken offline, he ranted that he wanted to see Alec, Evan, and Mao [[Death threats|executed]]. The implication of this is that serial murderers deserve clemency but people who try to stop Chrissy from [[simonla|stealing intellectual property]] deserve capital punishment.

Chris later carried out these executions within the pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], hypocritically, '''as he listed off all the ways in which he had wronged them.'''

Capital punishment became the subject of two videos over the next year. The first video was [[05142010]], in which Chris showed us that he thinks twenty years of menial labor is a suitable punishment for murdering a woman in real life. This is, of course, two and a half months after he revealed that he thought genital mutilation via a large drill was an appropriate response to forcing him to stop using a comic character that he had stolen in the first place. The second video was [[DivineTrial]], in which Chris acted out a pretend trial for [[Clyde Cash]], using a [[Shadow the Hedgehog]] doll to stand in for Clyde. The trial was eerily similar to the trial of the Asperpedia Four in the comic, and ends with Clyde's execution via gunshot for the crime of cyberbullying, although this time Chris also includes that his [[PandaHalo|wife]] and child would be [[women's rights|given to]] another man, as appointed by the government.

==="Don't be a moof or aloof" — Mature content===
{{Quote|I would never do blood and gore. That's just gross|Chris, on [[22 January 2010]].}}

[[File:Evan'sDeath.JPG|thumb|Pictured: Blood and gore.]]

Chris has severe problems understanding media with mature themes, or, to be specific, media with [[Chris and death|death]]. It appears that Chris rails heavily against video games that are rated Mature or higher, and realistic depictions of death in fiction "sadden" him.<ref name="Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8"/> Furthermore, Chris has said a number of times in videos and mailbags that his comics will never feature excessive violence and gore. For a long time, Chris took great pains to avoid showing outright death in his comics. [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] was claimed to be kept alive by "dark forces", and [[Liquid Chris]] was [[Sonichu Special 4|shot in the legs]], as a sort of attempt at a nonlethal shooting. The deaths of [[PandaHalo]] and [[Ivy]], while horrific, were both not actually shown, so it was almost as though Chris was keeping his word.

Blatant outright hypocrisy on this matter finally surfaced in the last few pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. He broke this promise in a spectacularly graphic manner, with the (court sanctioned) deaths of the [[Asperpedia]] staff. Alec and Sean were killed by the electric chair and firing squad, respectively. The deaths of Evan and Mao were particularly severe offenders. Evan was shackled to a wall and mutilated with drills for an indeterminate amount of time before being apparently blasted to death by Wild and Sandy. This included cutting off both of his legs, one of his arms, a series of deep cuts to his torso, and ''genital mutilation via a giant drill''. Mao had his arms and legs telekinetically forced to bend in the wrong direction, causing the snapped bones to rip though his skin. As he lay on the ground, Chris telekinetically burst his heart.

Chris also has difficulties understanding other mature themes, such as sex and profanity. Chris claims that [[Mailbag_20#Chris_considers_his_audience|his comic is equivalent to a TV-Y7 program]], which according to broadcast standards would mean no sexual content or innuendo whatsoever, even if censored. However, ''Sonichu'' is loaded with sex, pornography, and innuendo, but Chris says it's okay because [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|he puts stickers over genitalia]]. When asked about all of the sex and violence via mailbag, Chris blamed the FCC.<ref>[[Mailbag_51#The_recent_explosion_of_pornography_in_TV-Y7_cartoons_is_not_Chris.27s_fault|Mailbag 51]]</ref> Chris has stated that [[Mailbag_47#Mellow_out.2C_it.27s_just_furry_porn|showing kids pornography]] is just a way to educate them on things they're going to eventually see. When it comes to profanity, another thing people learn as they become adults, Chris censors swear words (including vaguely offensive words that most kids are allowed to say, such as "damn" and "crap") and scolds others for using them. ''Sonichu'' #10 reveals that profanity may be a capital crime.

==="Nobody needs the Internet!" — Leaving the Internet forever===

On the afternoon of 21 March 2010, Chris announced he was [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|leaving the Internet]] for good with a [[Chris and ego|pompous and bombastic]] speech about how the Internet was trivial and unimportant and everyone should go outside and socialize, and stated that the social networking capabilities of the Internet were a [[Pokémon|stupid fad]] which was long since over. Chris acknowledged that putting his [[Dox|personal information]] on the Internet was a bad idea ([[Little_Big_Planet#The_Guardian_of_the_Owl_Kingdom|one]] of [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|many]]), and promised he would no longer upload Sonichu comics or interact with trolls, online or by phone. He resolved to get the Sonichu comics published and interact with real people in his [[Charlottesville|community]].

On the evening of 22 March — about a day and a half later — he uploaded a short video where he claimed that he was still depressed, and then went on to state his disapproval with a new voice actor on [[Family Guy]] spin-off ''[[The Cleveland Show]]'' and demanded that the old voice actor resume the role. Chris might be excused for breaking his promise to make a video announcing a major life change, like a [[Bob Chandler|death in the family]], [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|returning to school]], [[Wendy's|finding gainful employment]], or even giving an [[Chris and remorse|actual apology]] to a [[Megan Schroeder|former friend]] he offended with [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|his behavior]]. Instead, Chris chose to make a video simply for the sake of making a video complaining about something inconsequential that didn't affect his life in any way.

As well, Chris keeps posting more and more videos afterward. When he does, he makes the same claim - that he is "distancing himself from the Internet". However, distancing himself from the Internet is certainly not the same as leaving the Internet. He's still on there, even when he's playing on the PSN. Even if we assume that his definition of "leaving the internet" simply means "Not uploading videos or making comics", he's still failed to hold true to his vow on every occasion he's attempted to leave forever.

==="They took all the pretty girls, leaving none for me!" — Romantic rivalry===

One thing consistent in his [[Love Quest|efforts to get laid]] is his lamenting of women who are already in stable relationships. He, by default, hates all other [[JERKS|men]] simply because women have the option of being with any one of them over him. When he believes he's found a [[sweetheart]], he's [[Megan Emails, Aug-Dec 2007#Chris wants to know why she sat on Christopher's lap|insecure]] and [[Media:291-ACWesBck.jpg|jealous]] that [[Man in the Pickle Suit|someone]] will try to take her away.

And yet at the same time, he has no problem in attempting to sabotage [[Kacey|other people's relationships]] and [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|taunting]] [[New Address|former boyfriends.]]

==="It's like they're shoving it in your face" — Flamboyancy===

When Chris's activities on the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum were revealed, it was no surprise that he had gone on one of his usual tirades against homosexuals. In his [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Homosexuals|response]] on the forum, Chris stated, 'I do not care much for the homosexual males either. I mean, I really feel offended when they get soo flamboyant with their ways and such, it's like they're shoving it in your face'. Consider for one minute that, on that same forum, Chris had openly admitted that he has [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Girly Things Tee Hee|recently been using the women's washroom]], and even on one occasion had someone complain about him and was likewise shouted at. So not only is Chris cavorting about in women's clothing in public on a regular basis, he has now taken to using the improper washroom, much to the chagrin of those around him. Call Chris's new found behavior what you will: closet homosexuality, a desperate plea for attention, symbolically castrating himself to subconsciously evoke his frivolity, or getting in touch with his 'feminine side' (as he calls it). Whatever it is, he sure as hell is shoving it in people's faces.

What is surprising, though, is how quickly two-faced Chris can get. When trying to [[Calling Out|expose]] [[Jack Thaddeus]], he revealed that not only was he transsexual, but also having gone through a sex change and was using it to go after guys. While Chris was supportive of being a "fellow Tomgirl", he wasn't supportive of the fact that he was going after guys. Consider the fact that, at one time, Chris stated that he would rather have a sex change than be gay. Thus, to Chris, having a sex change is still fine and dandy only if you're going after [[china]].

==="If you are not careful, you really are going to go to jail." - [[Chris and the Law|Law]]===

Chris often attempts to get trolls in trouble with the law, claiming they should be given prison sentences for (sometimes completely legal) acts that [[Chris_and_the_Law#Law_troubles|he himself has also committed.]]

After watching Youtube videos posted by [[Liquid Chris]], Chris threw a [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|childish fit]] in which he threatened to call authorities because Liquid was impersonating him. He, however, had no qualms claiming to be Liquid to try to trick [[Kacey]] into [[China|coming over to visit him.]]

When he found out that [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] had dated [[Kathleen Nicole Wallace]], Chris accused Howell of statutory rape, as at the time Howell was 20 and Kathleen was 17, either ignoring or oblivious to the fact that several state technicalities might make their relationship entirely legal. Chris later depicts himself winning the affection of 17-year-old [[Meg Griffin]] in [[Sonichu 10]], which he makes no effort to reject.

Chris and his parents have threatened numerous trolls with harassment charges, completely disregarding the fact that [[Love Quest|harassment is what Chris does best.]] Not to mention that, whatever the trolls have done, Chris's [[Death threats|public reactions]] are far more disturbing, violent, and can legally be interpreted as threats to their subjects' safety. Given his flagrant disregard for [[Mary_Lee_Walsh#Possible_reconciliation|trespassing notices]] and the definition of what the word [[The_GAMe_PLACe#Unbanning_Attempts|"banned"]] means, he might soon appear in front of a judge.

Most recently, in the third of the [[Calling Out]] videos, Chris has the gall to vaguely tell Surfshack Tito and Thorg that "the police will catch up with [them]" right after expressing the purpose of the series: To blackmail the two of them into sending him cash. In the next video, Chris admitted that these demands are extortion and retracts them, but in the video immediately afterwards, seemed to once again expect the money.

==Chris on hypocrisy==
{{quote|A: "hypocrite"; an adjective; 1) to be of a belief while not upholding that belief. 2) a total liar. 3) [[Fanbase|an UNTRUE Fan]]. example: When the Sonichu Fan left Sonichu for [[Asperchu|a newer, yet badly drawn, thing]], after having said that they would always enjoy Sonichu forever, is a hypocrite among the Truest and Loyalest Sonichu Fans.|Chris, on what it means to be a hypocrite}}

In the [[Common_Questions#Answered_20_January_2010|Mailbag questions]], Chris was asked to define "hypocrite." His answer shows that he barely understands the concept, thinks it's some kind of insult (like "naïve" or "benevolent"), and somehow refers to a fan's level of devotion.

Chris's first definition is very broad, and could be used to describe hypocrisy (one's stated beliefs being in conflict with one's actions), but could also be used to describe a general lack of enthusiasm. Under Chris's definition, a homophobe who doesn't take [[Sonichu 10|drastic measures]] to eradicate homosexuality would be a hypocrite.

His second definition is just hyperbole, in the same way someone would throw around "fascist" when not using it to describe an [[CWCville|extreme right-wing authoritarian nationalist]].

Chris's third definition is more of a (failed) example to ''describe'' a hypocrite, and more describes Chris's "if you're not now, you never were" attitude towards fandom. In Chris's mind, he must enjoy all ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' games regardless of quality, and wear and display ''[[Pokémon]]'' merchandise well past an age where that would be considered socially acceptable. Because Chris enjoyed ''Sonic'' and ''Pokémon'' when he was younger, he's not allowed to move on, grow up, and find other, more adult interests.

Chris then went on to rail against Asperchu, and refused to acknowledge the dozens of mailbag letters pointing out examples of his hypocrisy, double standards, and contradictions.

==Sources==
<references/>

==See also==
* [[List of Chris's lies]]
* [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9]]

{{Chris and}}

Wigwam

2011-10-05T13:24:12Z

Nullity:

'''Wigwam''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]]. Chris, summoning his [[Cherokian Clan|Native American]] [[racism|heritage]], pretends to smoke [[tobacky]], nearly four years after proclaiming that he would shoot every last ounce of it to [[the Moon]].<ref>[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]</ref>

Note that actual [[Wikipedia:Cherokee people|Cherokees]] did not build [[Wikipedia:Wigwam|wigwams]], and their [[Wikipedia:Calumet (pipe)|ceremonial pipes]] do not resemble [[Wikipedia:Ballpoint pen|ballpoint pens]], but were usually made from clay or bluestone quartzite.

== Video ==
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| video = {{#ev:youtube|CEPzUzrtnQA}}
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Racism|text}}, {{Jackie|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{RedBlueShirt|text}}
| previous = [[PlayingHouse]]
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut1|DayOut1]]
}}
=== Transcript ===
[[File:CWC Pipe Stem with black ink.jpg|thumb|100px|A five-pack of CWC-brand tobacky.]]
[''Chris makes weird noises, takes a puff from a ballpoint pen attached to a small sack, makes more weird noises, then hands it to the viewer.'']

[''In a stereotypical [[Native American]] accent''] Here, smoke um [[Wikipedia:Calumet (pipe)|peace pipe]], find [[Chris and anger|inner peace]]!
{{clear}}
==Sources==
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DivineTrial

2011-10-05T13:24:02Z

Nullity:

{{Quote|i hope that [[panda]] doesnt see that. she'd probably be crushed if she heard her rape baby called [a "one-cent daughter"]|[[Jackie]]<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref>}}

'''DivineTrial''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris dresses up as Divine, the famous [[Tomgirl|crossdressing]] actor who played Babs in the 1972 cult film [[Wikipedia:Pink Flamingos|''Pink Flamingos'']], and then re-enacts the trial scene from the movie with [[Clyde Cash]] as the culprit. What Chris doesn't know is that when a case is dismissed, the defendant cannot be sentenced, as here.

==Video==

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| name = DivineTrial
| video = {{#ev:youtube|QOQNXv0g77I}}
| stardate = 30 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Violence|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{VertRedShirt|text}}
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}, {{Panda|text}}, {{Jackie|text}}
| previous = [[DrainedCreativity]]
| next = [[JuggaloShoutOut]]
}}

{{quote|Well, at least my face ain't fucking orange!}}

=== Transcript ===

[''Chris stands in front of the camera wearing clown makeup, his shirt stuffed with his [[plush breasts]] and a red sheet of construction paper covering his crotch.'']

'''Chris:''' Hello, folks... and darlings! This is Divine Babs, y'know. We are going to go on a trial now fo- to go against... our culprit here, mister Clyde Cash. Say hello to the audience, Clyde.

[''Chris holds up a [[Shadow the Hedgehog]] doll supposed to represent Clyde.'']

'''Clyde:''' [''mumbling noises'']

'''Chris:''' I ain't got much to say, huh? Well, that's a shame. Clyde, now, you spoke to me on live Internet before the trial here was started.

'''Clyde:''' [''mumbling noises'']

'''Chris:''' He stands accused of being a [[troll]], a bully, and especially doing all these things against one Christian Weston Chandler and his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Sonichu and Rosechu family]]! We bring in a witness here today, of which we will put that against Mr. Clyde Cash here. He's a witness of a- Son- Sonichu, the- the original one.

[''Chris holds up a Pikachu doll, modified to resemble Sonichu.''] All right, Sonichu... do you swear to speak the whole truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?

'''Sonichu:''' I do.

'''Chris:''' All right, then, will you please point out the guilty party of this room that has done all the trollings and dwollings and all that and even... personal... threatening and whatnot against Mr. Christian Weston Chandler?

'''Sonichu:''' Yes, [[Wikipedia:Divine (actor)|Divine]]. He's right over there! [''Chris imitates a dramatic musical sting''] Mr. Clyde Cash!

'''Chris:''' Thank you, that'll be all, you may step down from the witness stand. All right then, we will now have order in the court! Order in the court! [''Bangs the table with a coffee cup''] I have reviewed all the case files and what not, and in this [[Sonichu 10|kangaroo court]] justice, I hereby... pronounce sentence to Mr. Clyde Cash. He is guilty of all charges! And then- and... on the lawsuit here, for his punishment, he will be shot to death... and his wi- and [[PandaHalo|his wife]] and one-cent daughter [[Women's rights|will go to a better husband...]] outside of his family. One will be provided for her by law. Somebody within her local reach, but not from the state of [[Virginia]].
[[Image:Chris is phoenix wright.jpg|thumb|Well, at least my face ain't fucking orange!]]
But anyway, the punishment is death for Mr. Clyde Cash... for doing so many wrongs against Mr. Christian Weston Chandler. Case dismissed! [''Bangs the table with his coffee cup again'']

'''Chris:''' Are you ready for your execution, Mr. Clyde Cash?

'''Clyde:''' [''mumbling noises'']

'''Chris:''' [[Clyde Cash|Well, at least my face ain't fucking orange!]] Buh-bye.
[''Chris pulls out his [[Megatron pistol]] and shoots Clyde.'']

And that was another fine episode of Divine's people court. You all enjoy- you all have yourselves a good day! And remember, Divine ''is''... the filthiest, dirtiest person in the world! Even though I've temporarily dyed my hair brown! It's usually blonde!

==Sources==
<references/>

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[DrainedCreativity]]|nextlink=[[JuggaloShoutOut]]}}

{{Cosplay videos}}
{{Clyde Saga}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

[[Category:Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest| 2010-10-30 f]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, October 2010| 2010-10-30 f]]
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos| 2010-10-30 f]]

WelcometoBollywood

2011-10-05T13:23:48Z

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'''WelcometoBollywood''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris performs [[Wikipedia:Bollywood|Bollywood]] [[Wikipedia:belly dancing|belly dancing]] in his padded-out white [[muscle bra]].

The song Chris dances to is "Kajra Re",<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot1qHhwJDB8&t=1m51s Kajra Re]</ref> from the [[2005]] Bollywood film ''[[Wikipedia:Bunty Aur Babli|Bunty Aur Babli]]''. He attempts to mimic Aishwarya Rai's actions, but like all his endeavors, he does it poorly and betrays a fantastic lack of preparation. He appears to be watching the film as he dances.

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = WelcometoBollywood
| video = {{#ev:youtube|aasziSbt1gM}}
| stardate = 30 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Other|Dancing}} {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt = {{Cwcbra2|text}}
| previous = [[SpaghettiRoutine]]
| next = [[Book10Replacement]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

[[File:googletroll.png|thumb|Even Google is trolling Chris now.]]

''[Chris turns on Indian music.]''

''[Chris dances in circles for three and a half minutes.]''

You're lovin' this, aren'tcha Jack-IE!

''[Chris continues to dance in a circle for another four minutes.]''

''[At 5:00, Chris claps off beat]''

''[Chris turns off the Indian music.]''

==Sources==
<references/>

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[SpaghettiRoutine]]|nextlink=[[Book10Replacement]]}}

{{Music Videos}}
{{Sweetheart Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest| 2010-10-30 c]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, October 2010| 2010-10-30 c]]
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos| 2010-10-30 c]]

Book10Replacement

2011-10-05T13:23:25Z

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{{Quote|Have you seen my pussy? She has run off attached to the teats of my lovely wife.|[[Mao]]}}

'''Book10Replacement''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[October 2010]]. In this video, with the presentation style of the [[Official Videobooks]], Chris shows off the "[[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|corrected]]" version of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], something he claimed to have started on months prior.

Instead of being executed, the Asperpedia Four are sentenced to live among the Amish for the rest of their lives, without access to the Internet and thus without the ability to troll. Mao gets a "mandatory chosen wife", even though real Amish do not practice arranged marriage and courtship is usually a private matter.<ref>[http://www.everyculture.com/North-America/Amish-Marriage-and-Family.html]</ref> [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] dies after crashing into a mountain, and [[Kathleen Nicole Wallace]] is imprisoned for marijuana possession.

The pages were done to appease [[Jackie]], who actually wanted something else entirely: knowing that Chris had promised Alec that the ending will eventually be replaced with something nicer than a hideous bloodbath, she wanted the comic to have a kinder ending, with a parade where Chris forgives [[Alec]] and [[Asperchu]] and acknowledges that they've tried to help him - just to demonstrate that Chris has actually gotten over this issue.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 19]]</ref><ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref> Of course, his failure to do this, and the repeated lies that followed, turned out to be extremely telling.

These new pages are horrendously unfinished even by Chris's standards. None of them are colored and the majority of the action is textwalling. The dialog is appallingly dull even by ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' standards. One wonders why he bothered.

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Book10Replacement
| video = {{#ev:youtube|fL03nZJjJ7g}}
| stardate = 30 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Comics|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| previous = [[WelcometoBollywood]]
| next = [[DrainedCreativity]]
}}

{{quote|He has been doing good being [[Christian Weston Chandler|the village idiot]] his whole life.}}

=== Transcript ===

'''Chris:''' Wait- it is done! I can now reveal to you the true pages of which- replace the ones that were gory... and outrageous. Starting with page 90 where we end the trial. 
'''Sean:''' In our defense, we have a rock! 
'''Judge:''' I think we've heard enough. Jury? 
'''Jury:''' We, the jury, find the defendants guilty times four! 
'''Judge:''' I agree! I hereby sentence the four of them to residence in an [[Wikipedia:Amish|Amish]] community! No technology access whatsoever, for the rest of their lives! Court is adjourned! 
[''Next page''] 
'''Narrator:''' Meanwhile, in the D.C. Maximum Security Prison... 
'''[[Slaweel Yram]]:''' Eeheheheheehee! My spell is completed! I will wreak havoc on [[CWCville|that city]] once again! I am Slaweel! 
[''Next page: Slaweel has been knocked into the wall by an explosion of some sort.''] 
'''Slaweel:''' Urgh! ...Urgh! Dang it! 
'''Guard:''' Hahahaha! Another failed spell, 06960. 
'''Slaweel:''' Shut up! 
'''Guard:''' Anyway, you have a new cellmate. 
[''Slaweel's new cellmate is revealed to be [[Kathleen Nicole Wallace]], [[Jason Kendrick Howell]]'s woman love slave.''] 
'''Slaweel:''' Huh. So, what did they get you for, lady? 
[''Next page''] 
'''Kathleen:''' Hmm. Well, I think [''?''] as well, Slaweel. Anyway after the [[4-cent garbage.com|4-cent_Garbage]] building collapse, Jason and I made our escape. After we got away we had a fight, and he dumped me. He had caught me cheating on him with the secretary! I was distraught. I got and used- I went and got and used some... I got and used some [[Tobacky|marijuana]]... a lot of it. The police had caught me using it, I was tried, and now here I am. I heard Jason crashed into a mountain and died. That son of a [[Chris and Censorship|*BEEP*]] got what he deserved. Trolling and torturing innocent people is devil's work anyway! ...Hmm. 
'''Slaweel:''' Did you smuggle any MJ in? 
'''Kathleen:''' No, they frisked me and got all I had was from my breasts and up my asshole. [?] 
'''Slaweel:''' Oh. 
[''Next page: we see an extremely crude depiction of a horse-drawn carriage.''] 
'''Narrator:''' One month later, in the Amish community... 
[''Chris makes clopping noises.''] 
[''Next page: [[Mao]] and [[Alec Benson Leary]] are dressed in Amish clothing''] 
'''Alec:''' Good day, neighbor Mao! 
'''Mao:''' Good day, neighbor Alec! 
'''Alec:''' How are you today? 
'''Mao:''' I had pleasant night's sleep, and my mandatory chosen wife, she had... my mandatorily chosen wife. She had fixed a good [[Christian's sex joke|bacon and eggs]] with biscuits for breakfast! That is good. 
'''Alec:''' Yes it is. 
[''Chris hums a tune as we see Sean step on a rake lying on the ground and get whacked in the face. This joke is almost certainly "[[Plagiarism|borrowed]]" from [[The Simpsons]] episode "[[Wikipedia:Cape Feare|Cape Feare]]."''] 
[''Next page: The Amish trolls continue to talk.''] 
'''Alec:''' Well! Neighbor Sean has hit himself with the rake again. 
'''Mao:''' Yes. 
'''Alec:''' He has been doing good being [[Christian Weston Chandler|the village idiot]] his whole life. 
'''Mao:''' I agree! 
'''Alec:''' I am looking forward merrily to today's barn raising. Mrs. Baisley is making her famous... beans and bread. 
'''Mao:''' Oh! Ms. Baisley is making her beans and bread again? I enjoy her beans and bread greatly. I enjoy her good food with her delicious milk freshly squeezed from her teat. 
'''Alec:''' Yes, her bovine breasts give the best milk around, neighbor Mao. 
'''[[Evan Christopher George]]:''' Neighbor Mao? Neighbor Alec... you are mistaken! I am neighbor Evan. 
'''Alec:''' Oh dear! I am in error. Where is neighbor Mao? 
'''Evan:''' He has gone to the store for vittles. 
[''Next page: Mao is in the general store.''] 
'''Mao:''' Good day, shopkeep. I would like two pounds of black-eyed beans, ten carrots, fifty pounds of grain. Have you seen- And have you seen my [[Cat|pussy]]? She has run off attached to the teats of my [[Lovely Weather|lovely wife]]. 
[''Next page: Same as the ending of the original [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]].''] 
'''Chris:''' And then the end of- the end of the story. And those are the replacement pages for book number ten. Thank you very much and have a good day.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[WelcometoBollywood]]|nextlink=[[DrainedCreativity]]}}
{{Sonichu}}
{{Videobooks}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
==Sources==
<references/>
[[Category:Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest| 2010-10-30 d]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, October 2010| 2010-10-30 d]]
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos| 2010-10-30 d]]
[[Category:Asperchu Saga videos| 2010-10-30 d]]

100 2278

2011-10-05T13:22:55Z

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[[File:Studalert.png|thumb|Chris struggles even to hold on to the bar.]]

'''100 2278''' is a video [[Chris]] created on 12 [[October 2010]], at the behest of his [[sweetheart]] [[Jackie]].<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails 18]]</ref> It leaked to the public the next month, on 6 [[November 2010]]. Chris attempts to do pull-ups, but shortly after beginning, gives up and admits defeat due to his [[obesity|weight]]. This event marks a historic day in CWC history as it is the first time we have witnessed Chris acknowledge that he is not, in fact, superhuman.

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==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 100_2278
| video = {{#ev:youtube|XWTsHUjAwl8}}
| stardate = 6 [[November 2010]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
| shirt = {{RedYellowStripeShirt|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[ToJackie]]
| next = [[100 2357.MOV]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[''We see Chris's hands and knees on top of a jungle gym. He crawls backwards to grab hold of a horizontal bar.'']

[''Chris hangs from the bar, not far off the ground, for a few seconds. Quickly, the exertion causes him to lose his grip and drop to the ground.'']

[''Chris grunts and jumps up to grab the bar again.'']

Ugh...

[''He quickly falls back down, and then looks to the camera.'']

Alright, fine, I can't do a pull up. At least I tried.

[''Chris springs up and tries to grab the bar again.'']

Still tryin'.

[''Chris makes grunting and gasping sounds.'']

Well, can't do it.

[''Chris tries to do a pull-up again with visibly shaking arms, grunts and sighs.'']

Uh... Too sensitive to my... [''sound of slapping belly''] weight.

[''Chris walks off camera.'']

==Images==
Accompanying the leaked video were a selection of images, presumed to be ones Chris took for [[Jackie]].

{{Collapsible|Gallery|<gallery>
File:100_2242.JPG|The corner of Chris's room, with famous artifacts such as [[The Wall of Originals]], the [[Sailor Moon]] poster of Straightening, the [[Gitar of Fail]], and the [[fanbase|fan]] favorite, the [[The Simpsons#Marge poster|Marge poster]].
File:100_2243.JPG|The other corner has bunch of consoles. Clearly arranged in order of importance, otherwise he wouldn't put the Commodore 1541 disk drive on open and hide the [[Nintendo|Wii]] among the junk.
File:100_2244.JPG|The [[McIntire Park]] sign.
File:100_2245.JPG|The table with Lego's, also carrying ''Transformers'' and ''Sonic'' toys. Also a boatload of video tapes, CD's, magazines, yet another Gitar, and ironically a box or book cover whose only visible words are "the hidden".
File:100_2246.JPG|A view of the window and the chair, with too much junk to count.
File:100_2247.JPG|DVD shelves, a bunch of folders undoubtedly containing much the original hand-artery drawings of ''Sonichu'' comics, [[My Little Pony|My Little Ponies]], and in case you forgot this was Chris's room, two more Gitars of Fail.
File:100_2248.JPG|Game shelf meets the DVD shelf.
File:100_2249.JPG|The doorway that leads to sweet freedom ([[Tour of Chris's House|which is a lie]]). Giant game shelves. and the mysterious blinking light ball featured in many videos.
File:100_2250.JPG|A bit of the Sulking Couch beside the door and PSP/DS game shelf. Letter box labeled "current and important". Two posters for mass debation, and a badass chain or something.
File:100_2251.JPG|More video tapes and toys beside the Sulking Couch. Noticeable failure at photographing the ''Sonic'' trinket.
File:100_2252.JPG|Back to the first corner with the Wall of Originals and Marge poster.
File:100_2253.JPG|Female martial artists are awesome! ...Except that's not a martial arts move. And that's not a female either. We've been duped!
File:100_2296.JPG|Now with extra [[Plush Breasts of Fail|boobage]].
File:100_2299.JPG|'''TITTY MONSTER'''
File:BeatSketcher20101012.png|Has Chris been improving his art during the dry spell? '''[[Chris and art|SPOILER: NO]]'''
File:ccsonichu.jpg|Chris's [[Chris-chan Sonichu|fursona]], from ''[[ECV 00002]]''.
</gallery>}}
==Fan videos==
{{Collapsible|Videos|{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Private Chris Chan, U.S.M.C. Maggot
| video = {{#ev:youtube|F39Q8GS0z8M}}
| stardate = 7 [[November 2010]]
| maker = MiHiVidz
| subject = | type = | info = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chan's Dream
| video = {{#ev:youtube|rwGzjMECCAw}}
| stardate = 8 [[November 2010]]
| maker = raoulduke138
| subject = | type = | info = }}}}
== External links ==
* [http://www.mediafire.com/?8ca48v808ae5m0p Download Archive]
* [http://goo.gl/AeGkP Mirror]
==Sources==
<references/>
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[ToJackie]]|nextlink=[[100 2357.MOV]]}}

{{LeakedVideos}}
{{Power videos}}
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]
[[Category:Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest| 2010-10-12]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, November 2010| 2010-11-06]]
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos| 2010-11-06]]

TrollBusters

2011-10-05T13:22:41Z

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[[File:Tb.PNG|thumb|250px|Not coming to a TV near you.]]

{{Quote|And with that, I will propose Internet securities, reinforced by the FBI, and there will be patrol stations of the Trollbusters around these United States. Any repor-, any troll activity that you may be suspicious of an individual, you report to your local authority! And they will tell, and then they will inform the local FBI station within that state. And then they will investigate thoroughly! Over the wireless that is called the Internet! And they will trace the e-mails back to the origin home address or location. And they will be apprehended and fined or sentenced, depending on how CRUEL they are to the victim.|Chris<ref>[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]</ref>}}

The '''TrollBusters''' was a stupid idea [[Chris]] developed in late [[2010]]: an organization dedicated to eliminating those who [[troll]] him, recruited from ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' [[Fanbase|fans]]. The whole thing was a clear ripoff of ''[[Ghostbusters]]''.

==Organisation==
[[Image:Whoyougonnacall.jpg|thumb|Cyber-Bullying and Trolling are NOT Cool!]]
Chris hoped to found a worldwide anti-trolling movement, "to put a stop to bullying and cyber-bullying."<ref>[[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]]</ref> He launched it on 26 [[September 2010]]<ref>[[Anti Troll Movement Video1]]</ref> and in an announcement for the [[Wikipedia:President of the United States|Presidency]] said that, if elected, he would create local TrollBuster stations.<ref>[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]</ref>
==Comic==
Chris planned a pilot issue for a ''TrollBusters'' comic. [[Jackie]] suggested this as a plot: "''the victim was called to go on a first date with a girl at [[burger king]]. but when he got there, turned out it was a plot. it was [[troll]]s who wanted to steal his pendant, which was a family heirloom handed down for generations and so the trollbusters have to go hunt down the thieves and get it back and at the end they find out that the trolls they beat were just flunkies of more powerful trolls that they would face in the future. i figure its kind of something you could relate to because [[Blanca|trolls]] tried to get your [[medallion]], so your feelings could go into it easier."'' The trolls are from "[[Molvania|Trollvania]]."<ref>[[Jackie Chat 3]]</ref>
===The TrollBusters===
*'''Cal'''
*'''Dee Dee''' (a.k.a. '''Dee2''')
*'''Christian Weston Chandler'''<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 15]]</ref>

The TrollBusters have use of a "TrollBuster Truck (a cleaned and souped-up Garbage Truck)"<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 15]]</ref>, a "Sponsored Private Plane,"<ref>[[Jackie Chat 3]]</ref> and a TrollBusters Car.<ref>[[:File:ModNation TrollbustersCar.jpg]]</ref>

Chris opened by suggesting that:
{{Quote|Cal and Dee^2 hanging out in their headquarters in [[Cwcville]], talking about [[Liquid Chris|common Troll Icons]] and [[ED|"Anon" Associations]] of theirs. Other discussion topics of advisement is open for suggestion. They get an [[e-mail]] from [[Chris|a victim]]; Dee^2 traces its origins, googles the victim's name, finds [[ED|the]] [[4chan|various]] [[Trollin Train|forums]] and [[CWCki|such]]. She and Cal traces the origin points of the inputed text on the Forums and such through IP Addresses. Finds the point of [[Clyde Cash|the Head Troll]] of the group, hops into their Truck (depending on the Location of the Troll, in US or out, having to take the Private Plane or not; I'm still deciding on the starting location). After they reach the destination, from their truck, they scan all of the computers in the house of the troll wirelessly; they find the bookmarks leading to the same Forums, history of entered text onto said forums, and [[IRC]] Chat history matching up. They save all of the evidence onto their HDD, then remotely shuts off the [[internet]] for this dude alone. Meanwhile, the perp is inside making another post, and gets interrupted of Loss of Connection, then Cal and Dee^2 force their way in with backup from the [[Jerkops|Police]] and the [[Wikipedia:Federal Bureau of Investigation|F.B.I.]] and catch the [[Troll]] Red-Handed and take him into custody.|Chris<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 16]]</ref>}}

==Gallery==

<center>
<gallery>
File:ModNation TrollbusterCal.jpg| Cal in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''
File:ModNation TrollbusterDeeDee.jpg| Dee2
File:ModNation TrollbustersTruck.jpg| Their garbage truck
File:ModNation TrollbustersCar.jpg| Their car
File:ModNation TrollbusterTee.jpg | A T-shirt, for fans who want to use it
</gallery>
</center>

==Sources==
<references/>

==External links==
*[http://internettrollbusters.wordpress.com/ The Troll Busters]
[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Trolling]]

Shojo Beat

2011-10-05T13:22:32Z

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[[File:ShojobeatNov2005.jpg|thumb|105px|November 2005 issue of Shojo Beat ]]

'''''Shojo Beat''''' was a manga anthology magazine (specifically geared towards [[pedofork|young girls]]) published from [[2005#July|July 2005]] to [[July 2009]]. [[Chris]] sent a letter to them, which got published in the [[2005#November|November 2005]] issue.<ref>[[:Image:Shoujobeatchrischanletter.jpg]]</ref> A response letter from "Eris" was published in [[2006#March 2006|March 2006]].<ref>[[:Image:Shoujobeatchrischanletterreply.jpg]]</ref> In addition to offending countless other women, Chris also managed to piss of his then current object of affection, [[Megan|Megan]]. She responded to his [[virgin with rage|jealous]], [[Women's rights|sexist]] rant the way any other normal woman would: [[Megan Emails, 2005-2006#Megan calls Chris out|By calling him out on all his crap]].

== Letters ==
===By Chris, November 2005===
[[File:Shojobeat.png|thumb|315px|Cropped version of the two letters]]
{{EmailReply|'''OH BOY'''

Riiko Izawa in ''[[Wikipedia:Absolute Boyfriend|Absolute Boyfriend]]'' sort of has the same problem I do: She can't get a guy, and I can't get a girl. Here's my sitch. All the pretty girls are already paired up with some [[jerk]], leaving me with none to choose from. Also, nobody can tell, off the bat, a paired-up from a [[Boyfriend-Free Girl]]. At first, it's equally hard for Riiko to find a Girlfriend-Free Boy, but then she is granted this wish where she gets a Girlfriend-Free Boy (although he is a [[Sex toys|robot]]) delivered to her doorstep. Lucky girl. I'm 23 years old; one would think I'd have gotten a girlfriend by now, but no, I haven't. I'm stuck in the situation where if my parents should pass away, I will be a [[Virgin with rage|very lonely virgin]].

—'''''Christian Chandler'''''}}

===Reply, March 2006===

{{Email|'''PRETTY, SCHMITTY'''

In your November issue, [[Chris|a guy]] was complaining about how he couldn't find a [[sweetheart|girlfriend]]. Why is he only looking for "pretty" girls? There are plenty of girls who are not supermodel gorgeous whom he could [[Third date|date]]. It's not the outside of the package that counts, but the [[China|inside]]. A girl can be pretty on the outside but might be mean and [[Chris and ego|self-centered]] or have [[Julie|other problems]], whereas another girl could be [[Chris|"plain" or even "ugly"]] on the outside but quite a [[Liquid Chris|beautiful, kind, intelligent person]] on the inside. If more guys would think about what qualities they look for in a girl, and make sure those qualities don't just focus on her outer appearance, they ''might'' just find a [[boyfriend-free girl|girl to go out with]]. Otherwise, many girls will think, "Why bother? He'll just leave me for the next pretty girl he sees."
—'''''Eris'''''}}

==Sources==
<references/>

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Shojo Beat|''Shojo Beat'']] on Wikipedia
*[http://www.shojobeat.com/ Official site]

[[Category:Media that has been published in real life]]

List of things Chris has shoved up his ass

2011-10-05T13:22:24Z

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{{Honest}}

{{quote|As for what turned me onto the idea was watching women doing it for themselves in some of the porn I watched. I tried it myself with just my fingers, and it felt alright to me, especially recently.|[[Jackie E-mails 6|Chris explaining the origins of his anal fixation]]}}

'''[[Christian Weston Chandler]] has shoved many things up his ass''' for [[Sex|sexual pleasure]] (and in [[Julie Reveals Herself|one instance]], because he was being "blackmailed"). Many adults, even STRAIGHT adults, have done this, and it isn't necessarily a weird thing, but in Chris's case it's particularly funny because he happens to be an insanely [[Homos|homophobic]] [[Virgin with Rage]]. For a long time Chris repeatedly denied ever committing such heinous, homoerotic acts, but eventually all it took was a few trusted [[Trolls|gal-pals]] for him to confidentially reveal the True and Honest graphic details of his anal experiences.

Even though he already has fecal incontinence, one can only imagine what wonders this does for his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]].

This list only covers what Chris has admitted shoving up his ass. Given that he was hesitant to admit this much, out of fear that he will be misinterpreted as a homo, we can only imagine [[Pickles|what items]] he has experimented with that he's too ashamed to confess.

==Things Chris has shoved up his ass==
*[[Dildo]] (with a condom on, later [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator|destroyed]] in an attempt to prove his straightness){{cite}}
*[[Anal beads]] (ended up "covered in poo" and thrown away because Chris didn't understand how they work)<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3]]</ref>
*[[Medallions#Mark_2|Sonichu Medallion]] (broken into pieces first, done under [[stress|duress]] because a [[Julie Reveals Herself|13 year-old told him to]])
*[[Chris and Health#Hygiene|His fingers]] (unlike with the other things he shoved up there, Chris actually admitted that this "felt alright", and it appears to now be his preferred method of anal stimulation)<ref name="Jackie E-mails 6">[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref>
*Jets of water from his shower head (told Vanessa that he used to put things up his butt but it became uncomfortable for him so now it's just "sometimes with a narrow jet of water from my adjustable shower-head on a hose." ) <ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref>

==Things Chris is willing to shove up his ass for his true love==
*A fake dick ("I would take that in for her.")<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 7]]</ref>
*Strap-on dildo (as long as it's NOT dick-shaped because that would be gay)<ref name="Jackie E-mails 6"/>

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Trollin Train

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'''Trollin Train''' was a fake [[troll]] forum, established on 27 [[July 2010]], which Chris frequented under the trollsona "[[JenkinsJinkies]]." He eventually gave up on posting, afraid that when [[jerkops]] "busted" the forum they would mistake him for a troll.{{cite}}

Trollin Train is an excellent example of both Chris's [[Naive|naïveté]] and his [[ego]]. His JenkinsJinkies persona was instantly recognized by the trolls due to his narrow grasp of [[Chris and English|the English language]], and taken advantage of from the start. Furthermore, his arrogance led him to believe that all of the trolls had immediately fallen for his ruse and that a fourteen-year-old sodomist who had moved in ''directly'' across the street from Chris would fit in perfectly with the secret trolling circle (because in [[Chris and Reality|Chris's mind]], all trolls are really angsty gay children and not regular people with jobs and girlfriends who troll Chris in their spare time for fun). Needless to say, the JenkinsJinkies [[Manboobs|teat]] was milked for all it was worth and Chris went along without ever realizing it.

==Chris's Posts==
===Hey, Everyone! J.J. has arrived. (Thu 29 July 2010 12:19 AM)===
A new thread in which Chris introduces himself:
{{quoteboxred|First, let me say I am most humbled to be welcomed among my fellow Troll Kind. [[File:Smiley smug.gif]]

Well, let me tell a bit more about myself for starters. My real name is [[Junior Jenkins]] (Scooby-Doo was the inspiration behind the "Jinkies"). LOL. I had a [[birthday]] recently on the 16th of July, so now I'm 15. I couldn't celebrate it with my friends like I would have wanted to, because I was hitchhiking my way to [[Ruckersville]] from Boston. I'm crashing at a house where I have some relatives there (They're the fucking Black Sheep of the family, and they're not close within the same house. It is cool, because they won't rat me out to my parents and siblings. Like I need another damn minute with those assholes who overlook me). And a better part, their house is across the street from [[14 Branchland Court|Chrissy's house]]. Sadly, though, the blinds to [[Chris's room|his bedroom]] are always closed, but I still get some sights of him and the family out of their house.

I've arrived at my new home a few days ago on the 20th. I'll be spending my Sophmore year and so on in Greene County's High School. I promised I'd write to my gal back in Boston, but what happens here she doesn't have to know. [[File:Emot-dong.gif]] I'll have to make some new friends come September, but I'll be cool; I'm a stud!

I'll also miss my favorite duo of dudes, Jerry and Dino. They taught me the ropes of high school life; they both were 16. I looked up to them (like I would have for [[Carol Chandler|my older sister]] if she wasn't such a fuckin' cunt). They were a [[Homos|gay]] couple, and they respected me as a friend only. I made it my Final Realization I was not gay with the help of Jerry and my [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]], Lisa. Sweet little whore took me in with gratitude on my 14th birthday. She had a few exes from [[Middle School]], and her mom was a Bondage Queen.

Before then, I had a gay experience in Summer Camp when I was 7. My bunkmates were experimenting, and made me their mo-fo unwilling guinea pig. I was blindfolded during the whole thing, feeling an 8-year old's [[pickle|dick]] up my ass. I was not thrilled from the ordeal. But [[January 2010|last January]], I became curious from the recalling of the feeling, so I asked Jerry to show me a night. At first it was neutral, then he made out with me; his breath was minty with a hint of garlic from something he ate; it was cool with me. Then he told me to suck his dick, and I did; the taste and sight did not thrill me. And he sucked [[Duck|mine]]. He got a rise out of me, but then I started to feel uneasy. It was minor at first, and I promised myself I'd see this through. Finally, he was in me doggy style. As he humped me, I was feeling it both in my penis, and in my gut; worsening as he went on. And eventually, I embarrassed myself grossly. I came AND fucking threw up simultaneously. Jerry had not come yet himself, and out of respect, he withdrew himself and asked me if I was okay. He cleaned me, and my mess on his floor up. I felt soo damn ashamed, but Jerry was kind and understanding to me. And it was then I confirmed it for myself that I was not gay, and Jerry and Dino agreed with me. So with that, I was able to move forward feeling more confident in my orientation. [[File:Emot-spergin.png]]

Anyway, after moving here, I have studied the times of exits and entries from the Chandler Chateau, looking for a pattern. There was definitely one with [[Bob|Robert]], morning for breakfast at [[Burger King|B.K.]] and afternoon outings to I.D.K. where. [[Barbara]] appears to come out mostly either in the afternoon or night; sometimes in the mornings. And Chris has no set pattern as far as I can tell yet.

But I'll post new stuff as I learn them, some with (hopefully embarrassing) photographs of Chris as I learn and take.

Smell ya later,
Junior Jenkins "Jinkies".|Chris<ref>[http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=579&highlight=#579]</ref>}}

===Hey, guys (Sun 22 Aug 2010)===
Another new thread. Parts of this message were very clearly dictated to Chris by [[Bob]]. In it, Chris makes the absurd assumption that the trolls are animal abusers, and was snapped at by the trolls in response.
{{quoteboxred|I've been keeping watch over Christian's house for any consistent patterns or LULZy details. I had seen none, even when I went over there while no one was at home. Although, I did mess up the [[cats]] a bit by stepping on their paws; the scratches and bites were worth it. All of the doors were locked (big surprise). Their garden was a big jungle (only half my height, though; about 2 feet high max). I found no incriminating evidence in their garbage.

But recently, I made a call to their house and pretended to be a fan of [[Sonichu]]. Bob was bored I guess, and he talked to me. After mentioning the Trolls, Bob said to me, "Sissies that hide behind screen names and the [[internet]] are the biggest bunch of cowards and the scum of the earth. They are afraid to come out one-on-one, face-to-face. [[Hooker incident|They would hide behind their mothers' skirts.]]" Then he directed to one of our own he found out somehow, "Females are the worst; such as Miranda "Enjoy The Big [[Pickle]]" Cosgrove." That surprised me greatly, but in defensefor you, Miranda, Bob would be of no match against you.

Then Bobby said, "Meet me in person at [[Burger King]] in [[Ruckersville]] Any Day between 9:30 & 10:30 AM, and I will talk to you and your friends and answer your questions. Christian and I are not afraid and have nothing to hide. We are [[Slow-in-the-minds|simple]] and above bored." We chatted some more and then he hung up.

I'd say let's troll Bobby further to get to Chrissy. I went there this morning; he was civil and gave me some info on Chris, such as that he has a complete collection of [[Wikipedia:50 State quarters|the United State Quarters]] on a Map (What a dumb way to save [[money]]). He also calls Chris a good boy (I agree with him; he ain't grown up). And, ooh, this is a good one; Chris tried to roller skate, and fell multiple times, even though he did a lot better on Ice Skates at the Ice Park (a class he took at [[PVCCitizens]]).

I'm sure the more of us that go to Bobby and talk to him, the more information we can get out of him about Chrissy for our schemes.

I'll continue to keep watch and let y'all know when something new and lulzy comes up.

Junior Jenkins.|Chris<ref>[http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=953&highlight=#953]</ref>}}

=== Damn! (Wed 25 Aug 2010 5:42 AM)===
In response to a thread announcing that Chris had discovered Trollin Train:
{{quoteboxred|Chris found this Forum?!!! I agree with you, Miranda, what if Chris doesn't download our virus at all; he's reading our plans, he may just boycott downloading ANYTHING new from [[ModNation Racers|ModNation]] or [[LittleBigPlanet|LittleFuckPlanet]]. And even IF [[Sony]] doesn't read what he wrote, they are aware of our shit as well. I tell ya, he ain't hiding, he's snitchin' on us for the fuckin' "good" of every lazy fuck on the PSN. Anti-Viruses can be put into any next Update now.

Plus, Chris may come out of hiding and make a video to put the close on our fuckin' repeated death rumor. And I have noticed something else, with my Laptop, I managed to use a bit of his Wi-Fi (it goes all around his yard). It Disappears Nightly, and sometimes Daily. He's Unplugging his Internet, keeping us out.

[[File:Emot-frogsiren.gif]]

I have to hand it to him, he makes it Frustrating to Troll Him. It's like we have to PAY AirFare or HitchHike Dangerously and do it Old-Fashioned with Accordian Cameras and shit like that.|Chris<ref>[http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=1011&highlight=#1011]</ref>}}

The "virus" he mentions was in reference to a thread in which trolls claimed to be putting viruses into ''LBP'' and ''ModNation'' DLC that Chris would be likely to download. Note that [[wikipedia:Bellows (photography)|cameras with bellows]] have not been used by trolls since 1912; Chris ''may'' have been listening to tales from [[Bob]], but this seems unlikely.

===That plan is NO GOOD (Wed 25 Aug 2010 5:48 AM)===
In response to a thread about digging up Patti:
{{quoteboxred|I personally took a closer look at [[Patti]]'s grave; it is Harder to break in than [[Wikipedia:United States Bullion Depository|fort fuckin' knox]]. the body is buried deep underground with Cement Blocks covering the site, and her [[Father Call|HEAVY Dog House]] is on top of those Cement Blocks. I wouldn't be surprised if they Cemented her grave as well. Also, the site is Heavily Surrounded by Trees and Heavy Branches; it's like Deepest in the Mine Shaft with Cave-Ins happening all the time.|Chris<ref>[http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=1012&highlight=#1012]</ref>}}

=== Nah, dude (Thu 26 Aug 2010 4:55 AM)===
In response to a thread about getting [[The Bear]] to call Chris "Mr. Poopy Head" so that Chris would have to rename himself to "Mr. Poopy
Head Weston Chandler". The post was likely made in the wrong thread, as it appears to be a response to [http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=83 Christian Weston Chandler: 1982 - 2010]
{{quoteboxred|Do you really think he's that retarded? To perform a Repeated Act is fucktarded. Like we ALL know he is alive; I am watching him, his family and his house daily; it is POINTLESS and Redickulous to remake the Rumor of his death. We should Not Repeat performances, because he will be Expecting them and Knowing very well to ignore the Trite Fucktardedness.|Chris<ref>[http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=1062&highlight=#1062]</ref>}}

=== Hey, the Equipment and the Digging (Thu 26 Aug 2010 5:12 AM)===
In response to the same thread about digging up Patti:
{{quoteboxred|It's all no good; the neighborhood is Very Often Quiet. The noise will be heard by someone, if not the Damndler family; someone would call the [[Jerkops|Police]] on us for sure. Besides which, I was Haunted by the spirit of the dog AND the child Monday Night.

I went over to Chris's house with a flashlight that Night. I'm trekking through the daylilly garden aisles, searching for more bad I can do about the house. When suddenly, I hears a voice, "Hello". I look around and see nobody. I am Terrified. Then suddenly, I am fucking paralyzed; my ankles and wrists are pulled to my left and right, feeling like there were other people's hands holding them down on a floor, and I feel a pair of hands on my Neck too; strangling me, yet I can still breathe. Then the voice comes back, "Hello, Mr. [[Troll]]." It is the voice of a child, about 8 years old. I struggle to look around, yet I see nobody. I'm fuckin' shittin' my pants here. The voice continues, "Do not be afraid of me, like the teachers of the [[Elementary School]] were; they did not understand me and my mind. I want you to understand my mind..." Right after, I see a lot of strange images going through my mind. Including the images of an [[Abusive babysitter|abusive babysitter called "Roache"]] locking me alone in a static room; a therapy session at [[James Madison University]]; the teachers, guidance counsoler and principal of [[Nathanel Greene Elementary School]] holding me down and taping my screams and more. I tried to scream, but Nothing came out; it was a Scream of Silence; I could not even utter a WORD in Normal Voice; Only Silence.

Next thing I knows, I am knocked back onto the cement block trail of the garden aisle, by the weight of a big dog, yet there was no dog. Wrists, Ankles and Neck still being hand-held, the child ghost leaves my mind, and then I hear a deep womanly voice, Growling at me as I smelled the stench of a dog's breath surrounding my nostrils. The voice says, "Do not mess with my master, my family or me, you infidel!" Next, I feel the sting of [[Patti|the dog]] biting into both of my ankles, one after the other. At that moment, I struggle back, leaving behind the lit flashlight I dropped earlier when my arms were being stretched out. And I limp as fast as I can back to my house, closing and locking the door behind me, gasping for breath and dripping with sweat. I limp to the bathroom with the shower and look in the mirror; what a gross mess I looked like. And I see a Big, Red Rash on the right side of my neck, and rashes on both of my wrists, from the hands that held them in place. And my pant legs were ripped, and he saw on both of my ankles rashes, and Teeth Marks of a Dog. I tried to scream again, but it was another silent scream. And I was unable to speak at all for Four Hours.

I have encountered the Spirits of Young Christopher Weston Chandler and [[Patti]], protecting the Chandler Household. I warn you all right here and now, Stay Away from his house, and Patti's Grave. It is NOT worth it to have to suffer the Nightmare that can render you as damned silent as the [[Autistic]] child. And Patti is definitely not friendly to our dark kind.

[[List of Chris's lies|I tell you only the truth, my friends.]]|Chris<ref>[http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=1068&highlight=#1068]</ref>}}

=== Dudes, you are not gonna believe this. (Sun 29 Aug 2010 1:22 PM)===
Another new thread, posted as a part of Chris's half-baked plot to get over nine thousand dollars for destroying his PS3:
{{quoteboxred|Even I could not believe it, but I was an Eye-Witness to Chris Smashing his own [[PSTriple]]. I had just gotten home from an outing with my family, when at about 4:00 on the afternoon of this Saturday the 28th, I saw Chris walk outside of his house with his Camera in one hand, a pair of workers gloves in his back pocket, and his PS3 in the other hand. I was curious, so I followed him to his backyard, where I watched from behind the gazebo. Thank God I was not seen by him. Yet Fuck Me for forgetting MY Camera.

Anyway, he had taken a busted Air Conditioner from his Junk Pile, placed his console onto it, placed the tripod to one side and detached the camera from it to get a close up of his fat face. I don't remember his shitty speech fully, but it was some stuff of finding peace within himself and was about to destroy the "vessel?" which held his "lonely, anguished self" from the past three years. Then he reattached the camera to the tripod, relocated it for a closer view, walked in front of it, put on the gloves, picked up the nearby brick and started WAILING on it. I was just all Shocked, I could barely move and believe my eyes. He was smashing the thing like asteroids at fucking Armageddon. He looked like he was not going to stop. But after a minute, he put down the brick, took off his gloves and turned the camera off. Also, he had removed the Removable cover with his decals on it; said he was keeping it as a momento or something. And he walked back to the house, carrying his camera and the pieces of his own Smashed PSTriple.

I would have posted sooner, but I was paralyzed with shock for hours; it was Horrifying to me. And later at about near 10:45 that night, I watched from the window of my room as he laid the smashed PS3 on his gravel driveway, and recorded Driving Over it with both of his Left Tires, about 4 or 5 times! My Shock continued more.

I finally recovered about a couple of hours ago, ate a Hungry Man Dinner; I could not eat at all since the first smashing. Then I remembered that I should really be posting this, so here I am.

OMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMG...|Chris<ref>[http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=1186&highlight=#1186]</ref>}}

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Asperchu parodies

2011-10-05T13:21:55Z

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In what may be the world's only attempt at cross-comic [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retconning]], [[Chris]] attempted to alter the plot of Alec Benson Leary's ''[[Asperchu]]'' comic from within the pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] during the course of his feud with him in [[January 2010]].

==History==
After Alec began to include more [[List of Sonichu characters|''Sonichu'' characters]] in his comic other than Sonichu himself, Chris quickly took notice, and much tard-raging soon ensued. Whilst portraying [[Sonichu]] as a [[homo]] was bad enough for Chris, apparently tarring the [[Chaotic Combo]] with the same brush, and killing them off, was a step too far for him.

Chris's solution was to [[retcon]] the events of ''Asperchu'' in his own comic such that all instances of his characters appearing in ''Asperchu'' were really just other [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] being forced to to play the characters by Alec. In a [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|phone conversation]] with Alec, Chris revealed that he did this because he believes cartoon characters [[Chris and reality|all really exist in some parallel universe]], citing [[Wikipedia:Who Framed Roger Rabbit|''Who Framed Roger Rabbit'']] as a template for this idea, and explaining that by making a work featuring the characters from his comic, he was therefore changing that parallel world into one in which they were homos, which his characters would allegedly resent. Of course, attempting to change the canon of another author's comics without permission was nowhere near insulting enough for Chris to be satisfied, so he also placed Alec himself in the story and portrayed him as a kidnapper and implied [[Rape|rapist]], as well as stealing [[Asperchu/Background#Supporting characters|several characters]] original to ''Asperchu''. Listed below are his bastardizations of each character, and what he did to make them that way.

==Crossover characters==
=== Sonichu and the Chaotic Combo ===
[[Image:Chrisworship.jpg|thumb|The new Sonichus bowing down in worship of Chris. The cure for [[Asperger's]] must have damaged their brains.]]
In the world of ''Asperchu'', Sonichu and the Chaotic Combo are a group of heroic vigilantes fighting an underground guerrilla war in the streets of [[CWCville]] to free the town from the despotic clutches of [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] and return the rightful [[Liquid|brown-striped Mayor]] to power. They are given much better characterization than Chris originally gave them, and Alec made [[Wild Sonichu]] and [[Magi-chan]] [[Homos|gay]] to play off their obvious homosexual inclinations in [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']]. Wild is seen to be in a relationship with [[Simonchu]] as a parody of his relationship with his sub-par knockoff [[Simonla]] in the main comics, and after Wild dies he also dates [[Magi-Chan]]. Over the course of the comic, the entire Combo is eventually wiped out, with Wild, [[Punchy]] and [[Angelica]] being murdered by Metal Asperchu to establish his status as a threatening villain, [[Bubbles]] covertly assassinated by [[Silvana Rosechu]] in an infiltration mission, and Magi-Chan later killed in the battle for [[CWCville]], also by Silvana. Sonichu survived these events, and later went on to become a villain himself - the monstrous [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]].

In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris responded to ''Asperchu'' by retconning it in his own comic. After destroying the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building, Chris and [[Ultra Sonichu]] flew away to Minnesota where the ''Asperchu'' comics took place and encountered the actors who portrayed the Sonichu characters in Asperchu. Chris established that they were in fact ''different'' Electric Hedgehogs, with different names and identities, who just so happened to look exactly like the characters in ''Sonichu'' canon. They explain that they were really natives of Minnesota, and that [[Alec Benson Leary]] had captured them and was forcing them against their will to pretend to be the Chaotic Combo, pretend to die, and even "[[Chris and religion|make a false god out of]]" [[Liquid Chris]] among other things,<ref>[[:File:SchuComic10P54.jpg]]</ref> for reasons that will only ever make sense in Chris's [[autism]]-riddled mind. The fake Sonichu says had "[[Chris and his ego|prayed for forgiveness from the real Christian]]"<ref>[[:File:SchuComic10P56.jpg]]</ref> for these heinous crimes.

In addition to this, they claim to have been "cursed"<ref>[[:File:SchuComic10P57.jpg]]</ref> with [[Asperger's syndrome]] by Alec, following Chris's belief that Asperger's syndrome is both completely different from the supposedly harmless high-functioning [[autism]] that he has and is a literal disease that can be "caught" or "cured". Chris gives this as the reason why the characters seemed to have personalities in ''Asperchu'' but were all cardboard cutouts in his comic; the Asperger's syndrome gave them all social problems and made them act weird, like they did in the ''Asperchu'' comic when they had personalities. In Chris's mind, ''normal'' people act like Saturday morning cartoon characters, like they do in his comic. Note also that, in the actual ''Asperchu'' comic, only Asperchu had Asperger's (and [[Bubbles]] was [[slow-in-the-mind]]) but the other characters were mentally normal.

Ultra Sonichu then uses his "Chaotic Remedy" to immediately cure them of their Asperger's and revert them back into their old selves (begging the question of why he couldn't instantly cure Chris's autism too), and the characters one by one give their real names, show off the extremely minor design changes Chris made to differentiate them from his characters, and list all the ways their lives had improved in the ten seconds since they were cured.

In response to complaints in the [[Mailbag]] that he was portraying himself and Sonichu as [[Chris and religion#God complex|Messianic figures]], [[Christian Weston Chandler (character)|Chris himself]] then arrives, having been absent outside of his role as narrator for the past few pages, and finds the newly regenerated Sonichus and Rosechus bowing down in prayer to him, having mistaken him for God. Chris takes the time to explain to them that he was not really God, but merely [[Chris and his ego|his humble messenger on Earth]].

Following that, Metal Asperchu shows up and randomly attacks them, leading to a fight scene in which he is of course destroyed in the space of a couple pages. Chris and Sonichu then head inside to destroy Alec's [[HEXBox]], whilst the new Sonichus gang up on and [[Chris and the law|mercilessly beat Alec for drawing them poorly]].

<center><gallery>
Image:Michael Sonichu.jpg|Michael Sonichu, based on [[Sonichu]].
Image:Kitty Rosechu.jpg|Kitty Rosechu, based on [[Bubbles]].
Image:Bobby Sonichu.jpg|Bobby Sonichu, based on [[Wild]].
Image:Trisha Rosechu.jpg|Trisha Rosechu, based on [[Angelica]].
Image:Swift Sonichu.jpg|Swift Sonichu, based on [[Magi-Chan]].
Image:Whisp Sonichu.jpg|Whisp Sonichu, based on [[Punchy]].
</gallery></center>

=== Mitch Sonichu ===
[[Image:MitchSonichu.jpg|thumb|Mitch Sonichu after his transformation. Notice him giving Chris the finger.]]
{{quote|Flyin' high and lookin' fine!|[[Angelica|Trisha Rosechu]], on Mitch Sonichu's new look.}}

Mitch Sonichu is the outlier of Chris's alterations, in that he was an attempt to change Asperchu into a bland [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] character, rather than just Chris retaking what he believes to be his original characters, as was the case with Sonichu and the Chaotic Combo.

Chris had indicated in a previous [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|phone call with Alec]] that he believes cartoons to [[Chris and reality|exist in a parallel reality]], and that what is written in comic books can influence and change that cartoon universe. Whilst Chris has given conflicting accounts of just how much power the author has over the characters in his comic books (for example, he believes Sonichu acts completely of his own free will in his comic but the same is not true of Asperchu) he seemed to hold the view that Asperchu was independent enough from Alec that he would resent the name he had been given and would be aware of the fact that he was deliberately written to be a loser with a mental disability. It can be inferred from this that Chris saw the character of Mitch as the person who Asperchu apparently ''really'' wanted to be, and he changed him into Mitch in his comic in a bizarre act of charity to the fictional character, though he probably still did it more to spite Alec than anything else.

Asperchu was transformed alongside Alec's versions of Sonichu and the Chaotic Combo, and also took part in the fight with Metal Asperchu shortly afterwards. He was the most prominently featured of the transformed Electric Hedgehogs, and he seemed to be portrayed as the effective "leader" of the group. As "Mitch", he allegedly became smarter, more confident and better-looking than his previous self.

Like most characters that Chris creates based on events that occur around him, Mitch fades into the background shortly after being introduced and is never seen again.

=== Basement Rosechus ===
[[Image:SchuComic11P80.jpg|thumb|Chris offers an important clarification on the complex topic of hamster/Rosechu rape]]

{{quote|You just had them in prison and you treated them like hamsters... You know, just keep them in cages, giant hamster wheels, giant water bottles, nn...and food pellets.|[[Chris]], [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6]]}}

The Basement Rosechus are a group of four [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] supposedly rescued from the basement of [[Alec Benson Leary]] in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] shortly after the defeat of Metal Asperchu. Starved, dirty and traumatized, they are the first characters that actually seem congruous with the grim backdrop of [[CWCville]].

The Basement Rosechus were first mentioned by Kitty and Trisha Rosechu just before they were cured by Ultra Sonichu.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_57</ref> While expositing on the Asper-Combo's backstories, Kitty mentioned in passing that there once lived five young Roseys who grew up with them, who Alec had kept in his basement ever since he had captured them all. In a surprisingly dark turn for Chris's comics, which usually do not feature any death aside from the villains, Trisha explains that the unseen fifth one was killed by [[Clyde Cash|Dino Dash]], a minor villain in the ''Asperchu'' comics, when she tried to report Alec to the [[Chris and sex#Bestiality|ASPCA]].

In typical [[Chris and writing|Chris style]], each is distinguished by some form of impairment or distinctive costume rather than any genuine personality. After being given a motivational speech by [[Sonichu]], they are promptly stuffed into one of CWCville's soup hotels and forgotten about.

They may have been created in response to the then-latest issue of ''Asperchu'', as immediately following Chris's earlier retcons in ''Sonichu'' #10, Asperchu had continued as normal, featuring the funeral of the Chaotic Combo and introducing [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]] into the comic for the first time. Whether they were made to also retcon the ''Asperchu'' version of Rosechu into another character or whether they were just made for the sake of demonizing Alec further remains unknown.

Not long after publishing the pages featuring these characters, Chris released a video with one of his [[Chris and remorse|classic insincere apologies]], backing off from the implication that Alec would entertain himself by abusing and raping innocent women. According to Chris's retroactive account of the situation, the Basement Rosechus were merely kept in large cages and treated like hamsters.

<center><gallery>
Image:brittay.JPG|'''Brit-Tay Rosechu:''' Essentially the [[Rosechu (species)|regular Rosechu]], right down to a proclivity for [[Women's rights|strutting around in slutty clothes]], but famished and [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|dirty]] in appearance. The end of her tail appears to have been chewed on at some point.
Image:bride.JPG|'''Bride Rosechu:''' a Rosechu in a waifish-looking wedding dress. She was apparently betrothed to [[Asperchu]] but was declared too weak and feeble and was cast aside.
Image:moe.JPG|'''Moe Rosechu:''' a bald Rosechu with rickets and square eyes. Inadvertently or otherwise, her tail resembles a hockey stick.
Image:maryrosechu.JPG|'''Mary Rosechu:''' a paraplegic Rosechu who had apparently gone without a wheelchair for most of her existence. Sonichu graciously gives her one. She is missing ear for unexplained reasons.
</gallery></center>

===Alec's other characters===
[[Image:metalasperchu.jpg|thumb|Comparison of Metal Asperchu in the original comic and Metal Asperchu in ''Sonichu''. [[Chris and his ego|Guess which one Chris believes is better?]]]]

As mentioned above, whilst Chris was screwing around with a comic that wasn't his to alter, he decided to go all the way and stole several characters original to ''Asperchu''.

The first is Metal Asperchu, the primary villain of the ''Asperchu'' series in the early issues. In the original comic, he was created by the [[troll]] lord Sinestro as a way to track down the seven [[Sonichu Balls|Chaos Pickles]] he needed for his evil plan. He was based on Asperchu for unknown reasons, and quickly became independent of his master, ignoring his commands and later outright betraying him, all for the ultimate goal of collecting the Chaos [[Pickle]]s. He was also the one who killed Wild, Punchy and Angelica.

In ''Sonichu'', he was basically turned into a random robot attacker, of no more threat than the average [[Jerkop]], and he was drawn more like a [[Wikipedia:List_of_Mega_Man_characters#Robot_Masters|Mega Man Robot Master]] than his original design. Given that the character was a major source of conflict in ''Asperchu'', and Chris hates conflict or tension of any kind, he was introduced in ''Sonichu'' for the sole purpose of being destroyed as quickly as possible, to get rid of an unwanted threat to his characters. He is implied in the comic to be working for Alec Benson Leary, and he addresses Chris in the dialogue as the "original creator". Whether this is a reference to Chris's status as the original creator of the characters he had just changed or was an accusation of Metal Asperchu being based on Chris's [[Metal Sonichu]] is unknown.

The second character Chris steals is Asperchu's [[Asperchu/Background#Supporting characters|Grandma Snorlax]], a parody of [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]], who sometimes featured in scenes set at Asperchu's house in the original comic, often seen propped up against the sagging wall of the house. In ''Sonichu'', she gets a one-panel cameo as Sonichu flies over towards the house before he meets the Asper-Combo, seen in the background propped up behind the house, just like in ''Asperchu''. Why Chris bothered to include her at all when her only real purpose as a character is to make fun of his mother is not clear.

Also notable, is that while none of them actually appeared, Chris did take the time to acknowledge some of the other characters of ''Asperchu'' lore. The five Chus original to Alec's series, those being Jonas, Dixie, Peter, Benny and Sitting Chu, are all explained by Chris as having been bred by Alec for some unexplained reason, using the Asper-Combo's unseen Sonichu father and a [[Pokémon|Ditto]], also effectively [[incest|making all Alec's characters related]]. Dino Dash was mentioned in passing as the one who killed the fifth Basement Rosechu, implied to have been working for Alec too. Max, one of Asperchu's best friends in the comic, is mentioned as being one of the many characters favored by Alec over the captives, which they resent, and Swift Sonichu also mentions that the group's father was later aged to death by a machine built by someone called Bill, who may or may not be a retconned version of the ''[[Moon-Pals]]'' incarnation of [[List of Sonichu characters#Dr. Bill Schwartz (Bill the Scientist)|Bill the Scientist]], who also sometimes cameoed in Asperchu. Swift's statements might have been intended to imply that Alzheichu was the Asper-Combo's father, considering that he is the only old Chu in the comic.

[[Niggos|Jivin]] [[Chris and race|was not mentioned]] by Chris, Despite being a prominent Asperchu character from the very beginning.

===Alec himself===
Alec himself was also included in the comic as the diabolical Rosechu rapist who had captured the Asper-Combo and given them [[Asperger's syndrome]], as part of his evil plan to make them pretend to be the real Chaotic Combo and act out their fictional deaths. After Metal Asperchu was defeated, the gang of seven Sonichus all ganged up on him and beat him up in vengeance off-panel. He was later put on trial and executed for the murder of [[Simonla]], along with the other three maniacs behind the Asperchu saga, Mao, [[Evan]] and Sean.

==Alec's reaction==
{{quote|Hey bitches! Razzle Dazzle!|Mitch Chu, making his ''fabulous'' debut.}}

In typical Chris fashion, after making these modifications, Chris [[Cwc blog#January_19_2009|stated in a blog post]] that, whilst he has no association to Alec or his comic, he would "forgive" Alec for his wrongdoings if he introduced his changes into the ''Asperchu'' comic.

Rather than comply with this "extreme electric makeover" however, Alec simply continued with his comic unaltered, save for references and in-jokes related to the incident. For example, several of the retconned characters were introduced as new characters separate from the ''Asperchu'' iterations of the ''Sonichu'' characters that Chris had tried to change.

Whisp Sonichu, for instance, appeared at the Chaotic Funeral, introduced as Punchy's [[Spanish]]-speaking [[slow-in-the-mind]] cousin. Alec also introduced some of the Basement Rosechus in a cameo role, where they were seen in the Albville Soup Hotel as being refugees from [[CWCville]] where they had previously lived as Ian's sex slaves.

Arguably the biggest impact of the retcons was that Alec adopted the character of Mitch Sonichu into his canon, but not as a revamped Asperchu, but instead as a new character called Mitch Chu. As a not-so-subtle response to the quite camp nature of Mitch Sonichu's ''EXTREME ELECTRIC MAKEOVER'', Mitch Chu was rather obviously gay and seemed to hold steady employ as a stylist.

As well as this, Mitch Chu was also often used as a device to take pot shots at Chris in the comic. His backstory was established in Issue 3, implying that he was [[rape]]d as a young [[Sonee]] by [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], Chris's comic incarnation. There was also something of a running joke in the comic that Ian would frequently confuse Mitch, Sonichu and Asperchu with each other, as they were all essentially different versions of the same character. In the side comic [[Sonichu Revolution]], Mitch also appeared as the narrator and a guide for [[Sonichu]] during his journey through the land of [[copyright]] infringement, parodying Chris's treatment of copyright in his work and destroying everything that used previously existing characters. The comic ends with Mitch being murdered by Chris with an axe at his own request, because he was also a copyright infringing abomination.

Mitch was last seen in the comic in ghost form, taunting Sonichu, in a sequence parodying the Sorrow boss battle from [[Metal Gear Solid|''Metal Gear Solid 3'']].

==Sources==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Asperchu]]
*[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6]]
*[[5_February_2010|I Am Alive]]

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Sonichus]]
[[Category:Rosechus]]
[[Category:Asperchu Saga]]

October 2011

2011-10-01T16:58:16Z

Nullity: Manboobs: Le Final Edit

'''October 2011''' has begun with Chris still in mourning for his departed [[Bob|father]]. The [[Calling Out]] saga is on hold.

===Events===
*In yet another unfortunate involvement with the mainstream media, Chris inadvertently earned himself the [http://www.manboobs.co.uk/submissions/manboob_of_the_month Manboob of the Month Award]
{{Timeline}}
[[Category:Chronology]]

Template:Picture of the now

2011-10-01T16:55:57Z

Nullity: Manboobs certified

[[File:ManBoobs.png|200px|left]]

''Congratulations, Chris!''

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2011-10-01T16:49:47Z

Nullity: Manboobs of the Month

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Template:Da update

2011-10-01T15:27:15Z

Nullity: Chris wins the Manboobs Award

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* 2 [[October 2011|October]]: Chris is awarded the [http://www.manboobs.co.uk/submissions/manboob_of_the_month Manboobs of the Month award].
*24 [[September 2011|September]]: A [[Chris_in_the_media#Slylock_Fox|drawing of Sonichu]] is published in thousands of newspapers thanks to [[wikipedia:Slylock_Fox_%26_Comics_for_Kids|Slylock Fox]].
*12 [[September 2011|September]]: [[Bob]]'s funeral is held at Monticello Memorial Gardens in Charlottesville at 10 a.m.
*6 [[September 2011|September]]: [[Bob]] [http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600 dies] at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU, surrounded by family and friends.
*30 [[August 2011|August]]: Chris releases [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary's]] bio and picture in [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal|a video]].
*29 [[August 2011|August]]: [[Response to ADF|Chris responds to ADF.]]
*28 [[August 2011|August]]: [[Victory Rockout]] is uploaded by a third party.

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Talk:Barbara Chandler

2011-09-21T09:00:45Z

Nullity: In the words of Kelis - I don't think so.

Despite her being a slutty slutty slut whore earlier in her life, I truely feel sorry for barbera, she didnt deserve chris, or that squaler of her house. -[[User:CJB8895|Cody]]
* She didn't have to have a kid with Bob, she had Cole, and Bob had his kids. Though it probably wasn't documented in the early 80s, the fact that both of them were over 40 when Chris was born made the likelihood of him being born autistic higher. Plus, as mentioned everywhere else, Chris wasn't ''born'' Chris. Someone ''made'' him that way in those formative years. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 06:36, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

I feel like somewhere in this page it should be mentioned how her voice is identical to Chris'. In one prank call video I couldn't tell it was her until she referred to Bob as her husband. [[User:Sallyfox|Sallyfox]] 06:09, 25 December 2009 (CET)

GodJesus damn. Now I can easily see the effects of keeping around a 28 year old autistic manchild for so long. She looked a LOT better (and a lot less like Snorlax) in [[:File:0467-CWC18th20.jpg|this image]]. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:57, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
:It may be simply that she, like anyone who would have to put up with somebody like chris, just gave up on life. The picture with Desi pretty much says it all.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 07:05, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

== CWCipedia Ad ==
Yeah. You know we need this in there. As well as the image and a space set aside for the reaction that she and Chris will inevitably give. Remember how he reacted when Megan in the original picture was mistaken as Crystal? Well this will induce 10 times the ammount of tard rage. ''From both of them''. Now thats something i'm going to want to see. Who else here wants to see Barbara do a youtube rant? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:43, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
:I think you might be jumping the gun. Barbra's nowhere near as dumb or volatile as Chris, I doubt you'll see her on camera anytime soon.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:02, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
*I can dream dammit! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:05, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
* Chris's reaction to the new ad was an absolute letdown. All he said was to tell us to complain to Mao about the ad and he never even mentioned what kind of ad it was. I had to scroll through '''multiple''' pages, dodging that nasty ass picture just to find it. Thanks a lot for scarring us, whoever the fuck made that. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 23:27, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
*I think that'll be Mao. Personally I think that its not much more disturbing than CWC's Rule 34 of Mary Lee Walsh. I'm more disturbed by the fact that after he tard raged so hard over the original shecameforCWC being mistaken for Crystal that hes all cool and calm about a huge detailed rendering of him doing the same thing to his elderly mother. And bear in mind that his mother is real, unlike Crystal. I think that says volumes about Chris. And his mother can't be too happy once she finds out, can she? Somehow I don't think he'll ever tell her though. Someone should call the Chandlers and inform them that porn of Barbara has surfaced on Chris's site. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:37, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
* Just wait him out. Speculation is that he might have not noticed the ad--he might have been holding up paper in front of the screen and isn't aware that the ad has changed. He spent 17 minutes making changes to templates, and then quit, which makes me think that he finally saw the image. Also, his last edit was changing a mailbag template--which gives me the feeling that he was about to answer one when he saw the ad. Or he might not have realized that it's supposed to be Snorlax.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:51, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
*If he hasn't seen it yet (which is likely given his reaction so far) then I think that we'll be hearing all about this in his next few videos. And for years and years Chris will tell girls that he meets in the mall all about it, and oh the laughs that will be produced. I still think that we can expect some sort of reaction out of Barbara too. If he tells her. He might, given his policy on honesty. However his honesty also dictates that he'll lie about things to keep his parents happy. But mostly only if it benefits him. If he stands to lose from telling his parents then he won't tell them. So I think someone should call the Chandlers and tell them. Break it gently though, lest the lumberjack have another heart attack. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:12, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

== Source is broken. ==

In the citations, the sixth one, a PVCC thread, is not public information. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 20:37, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

==Is this verifiable?==
I am not adding this yet because it's a pretty huge deal and I want to be 100% on it first. There's a user here-- I wish I could remember who-- whose userpage is full of various observations from people on /cwc/, #sonichu, PVCC etc. One of the posts from PVCC is the note that Chris sometimes sleeps (slept) with his mother. Not having sex. Obviously not. But apparently they'd watch movies together sitting on his bed, and then he'd sort of curl up next to her and fall asleep, with her asleep holding him. At first I couldn't believe it, but this is Chris. And if this is true it absolutely belongs on the page. It's pretty clear he has a strong Oedipal fixation on her (part of being stuck in a childlike state of development) and this makes sense.
I'll go hunt for the quote. In the meantime, can anyone corroborate this? It seems almost a bridge too far even for our manchild. [[User:Sygerrik|Sygerrik]] 10:17, 25 August 2010 (PDT)

:BAM found it. Here we go: "This is something I just learned from Ivy, and this corresponds with what a field agent has confirmed about Chris has seen with Chris getting 'touchy' around Snorlax when Bob isn't looking. It's - Chris likes to sleep with his mother. According to Ivy, what Snorlax will do is come into Chris's room, the two will watch movies and lay down on the bed as Chris holds her, then they both fall asleep. In his bed.They use to do it downstairs on the couch but Bob started bitching about it, telling Chris to grow up and such. Yes, this is very shocking and hard to believe. But considering the prevailing opinion is that Chris wants a mommy he can fuck, this adds a new level to this analysis. [. . .] I mean, Snorlax and Bob don't even sleep in the same room anymore, they've been married for some time and there's usually a point where a marriage becomes more of a friendship, and both Chris and Barb are both human in that they need some intimate contact and affection. But the thing is, while this is normal of small children to want to cuddle with their mothers, it's not fucking normal for 27 year olds to do this. And I think there's actually a period in childhood development (normal one, anyway) where a child learns that they can't have mommy all to themselves but they have to share her with daddy. Looks like Chris never really reached that realization. Freud would have a fucking field day with Chris. Seriously though, I imagine one day we will get Chris confirming this, as he makes a video saying 'Yes, I do sleep with my mother, but what child does not sleep their mothers at some point in their lives?'"
Apparently via Champthom. Champ, can you confirm? Did you say that/is it true? [[User:Sygerrik|Sygerrik]] 10:22, 25 August 2010 (PDT)
*You know, for some reason this fails to surprise me; It's only natural to expect this kinda behavior from Chris and Snorlax, though it is a bit more stimulating now we have an actual account for it. Awesome find. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 13:29, 25 August 2010 (EST)
*See [[CWCki:PUBLICMEDIA]]. While my source is reliable, my source won't make this statement public and this is otherwise heresay which isn't a very firm evidence. While this is significant, I'd rather see this verified in some public fashion. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:36, 7 September 2010 (PDT)
:Just found this on YouTube, from a link on the article. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxGU4nSlX0M Keep it in or remove it?--[[User:Henry Bemis|Henry Bemis]] 23:35, 7 August 2011 (PDT)

== You are now aware ==

[[image:youarenowaware.jpg|800px]]
[[User:CFA|CFA]] 21:09, 7 April 2011 (PDT)CFA
*slowpoke.jpg--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:12, 7 April 2011 (PDT)

== Barb: The root of the problem? ==

I was reading over the Ivy Q&A thing, and apparently the first time Ivy called the Chandlers, Barb was at the phone asking her personal questions. I was thinking, maybe it's not Chris with the horribly high standards, but Barbara? I could totally see Barb enforcing high standards on Chris, not allowing him to date men or women of races other than his own, maybe she even told Chris to put down the single mom on Facebook. This is just a theory, but might anyone know whether or not there's any truth to it?
-- [[User:IcyHotWings|IcyHotWings]] --
* All I know is that this is not a forum.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 20:08, 6 July 2011 (PDT)

== Separation ==

Do we have evidence that Barb and/or Bob had any desire to divorce/separate? The article section about her marriage to Bob suggests that his parents wanted to divorce but chose not to for Chris's sake. Source? Yes I get that we get the impression that Bob and Barb liked to spend time in separate rooms of their house, but so do many couples in "healthy" marriages, particularly if one, the other or both are considered to be elderly. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:57, 20 September 2011 (PDT)
: As far as anyone can tell they were just fossils. Neither would have a sex drive and they'd basically just be living with each other. If you were either one wouldn't you get the shits with the mannerisms of the other after almost 30 years raising Chris together? Supposedly they used to go out drinking but in their decaying state that wouldn't be an option, biologically or financially. If they divorced someone would give up pension/rent money and the house. If it was a marriage of convenience, fine. It would feel like stomping on Barb's grave to speculate on that kind of thing without evidence. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 02:00, 21 September 2011 (PDT)

Talk:Victory Rockout

2011-08-28T04:43:39Z

Nullity: *pulls up sleeves* Alright, I'll try and transcribe this

Godbear bless whoever transcribes this. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 21:40, 27 August 2011 (PDT)
*Stranger things have been transcribed. Remember the 3Ds E-Shop video? --[[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 21:43, 27 August 2011 (PDT)

Talk:Gratitude for a good person in N.C.

2011-08-24T15:09:30Z

Nullity: The future is awesome

To the surprise of no one probably, Chris is still buying toys, as seen with the new Transformers Skids and Mudflap behind him. [[User:CompyRex|CompyRex]] 21:22, 23 August 2011 (PDT)

== Is it bugged? ==

So does anyone know if its bugged in anyway? [[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 03:15, 24 August 2011 (PDT)
* Probably. It's not like anyone cares enough about Chris to really give him a gift like that. But in case it's part of a trolling scheme, let's leave that speculation off of the actual page. [[User:DoctorSubmarine|DoctorSubmarine]] 06:13, 24 August 2011 (PDT)
: It's definitely bugged. When the content that this produces is released I can tell it's going to blow my mind. But yeah, speculation stays off of the page. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 08:09, 24 August 2011 (PDT)

User talk:Feztival

2011-08-23T12:42:11Z

Nullity: Welcome again.

File talk:Chrischandlerrulez.jpg

2011-08-21T01:21:27Z

Nullity: Unecessary image ahoy

==What's the point of this?==
wtf is this and what's it going to be used for? --[[User:Elliebytes|Elliebytes]] 16:12, 20 August 2011 (PDT)
:Fanart and userpages probably. Regardless, it should probably be deleted. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 18:21, 20 August 2011 (PDT)

Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"

2011-08-21T01:17:31Z

Nullity: Video tags

{{Recent}}

'''Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"''' is a video released by [[Chris]] on 20 [[August 2011]]. It is a bizarre ballad to wristwatches dedicated to Thorg. Chris shows off various wristwatches in his collection and flashes his [[PSP]], TV, and 3DS with images of wristwatches on them. Despite being barely over a minute in length, Chris quickly gets [[Obesity|out of breath]] while singing. Oddly, though his [[Exposed_-_Jeremy_Slonwhite_of_Vancouver,_BC_Canada|previous video]] blackmailing Thorg was removed, [[Autism|he felt the need]] to tag the video with "blackmail".

==Video==

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| name = Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"
| video = {{#ev:youtube|yuaYqiOEB6c}}
| stardate = 20 [[August 2011]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = Unknown
| previous = [[Kaka Makeup Basics]]
| next = Current
}}

==Transcript==
[''Chris spends the entire duration of this video showing various devices with pictures of wristwatches on them, most nostably a [[3DS Flipnote|3DS]] and a PSP attached to his wrists]''

[''brandishes an unopened Super Mario World-themed wristwatch'']

Here's a little somethin' dedicated to [[Thorg|Master Thorg]].

Wrist, wrist, Nintendo wrist, wrist, Nintendo wrist, wrist, wrist, Nintendo-do wrist, wrist, Nintendo wrist, wrist, wrist, Nintendo wrist, wrist, wristwatches! Wristwatches!

Wrist, wrist, Nintendo wristwatches! Wristwatches! ''[pause]'' Wristwatches!

Wrist, wrist, Nintendo wrist, wrist, Nintendo WRISTWATCHES! Wristwatchesss!

Wrist, wrist, Nintendo wrist, wrist, Nintendo wristwatches! Wristwatches!

Wrist, wrist, Nintendo wrist, wrist, Nintendo wrist, wrist, Nintendo wrist, wrist, Nintendo wrist-uh, wrist, wrist, Nintendo wrist-uh, wrist, wristwatches! Wristwatches! Wristwatches!

Wriiiiistwatches!

Wriist, wriist, Nintendo wriist, wriist, Nintendo wriist, wriist, Nintendo...WISTRATCHES!

Ba-da, ba-da BOOM!

Wristwatches, for Master Thor-''[video ends]''

User talk:Inuboy1000

2011-08-20T01:15:53Z

Nullity: Chris is a parasite am I epic ween yet?

==Hi there!==

[[Image:CWCiki_Introduction.jpg|thumb|300px|Welcome to CWCKI!]]

Welcome to [[CWCki]]! There's a lot to do around here because Chris never does anything himself. I hope you'll stay with us and make many improvements of your own!

:Before you start, be sure to read '''[[A Quick Guide to CWCki]]'''. This will guide you through the dos and don'ts of editing [[CWCki|the world's most accurate wiki]]. Be especially sure to read this if you consider Anonymous to be legion or if you've just come over from [[ED]]. Everything you know is [[lies|wrong]].

:'''[[Special:Recentchanges|Recent changes]]''' is a great first stop, because you can see what other people are editing right this minute, and where you can help.

:If you're looking for things to do, check out the '''[[CWCki:Priority Listing|priority listing]]''' for things that need to be done, or join a '''[[CWCki:Projects|project]]'''.

:If you haven't already, create a '''[[User:{{PAGENAME}}|user page]]''' about yourself! If you do, we'll be able to know you better as a member of our community. Just don't upload gigantic pictures of yourself and your favorite anime. I warn against this only because it's happened before.

:'''Questions?''' Please read the [[Frequently Asked Questions|FAQ]] first. Later, you can ask in the '''[[CWCki:Community_Portal|Community Portal]]''' or on the "discussion" page associated with each article, join the live chat in our [[Sonichu (IRC)|IRC channel]] or post a message on [[User talk:Dude|my talk page]]!

:Once again, welcome to CWCki!
{{clear}}
--[[User:Dude|Dude]] 23:19, 31 July 2011 (PDT)

==You're trying too hard==
Chris doesn't read emails. Also you should preview your posts before saving the page to reduce the minor edits. You should also label your edits as minor. Also Chris never listens to criticism, constructive or otherwise. That's all I have to say. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 22:38, 9 August 2011 (PDT)
* Again, please. Press the "Show Preview" button before posting. You'll save quite a lot of time going back and editing +-1 characters. Repeatedly. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 00:57, 19 August 2011 (PDT)
:Oh, and another thing. Faking Chris quotes on your userpage? Playing around with Chris related 'memes' to construct some sort of strange Epic-Ween-Troll persona? Sure is 2008 up in this page. I'm just saying. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 18:15, 19 August 2011 (PDT)

{{sign}}
[[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 14:11, 14 August 2011 (PDT)

Chris isn't gay. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 12:12, 17 August 2011 (PDT)

How isn't he? His behavior and videos prove he is, I'm gonna need you to explain how he is not gay. [[Inuboy1000]], 17 August 2011
*Until Chris outright states that he no longer wants a woman to be his sweetheart so he can get married and have children it's just conjecture. No matter what. He could be prancing around in leather vests but until it's confirmed you're just going "Lol he wears women's clothing he must be a gay." Stop outright insulting Chris. The CWCki deals with facts. Also please, PLEASE preview your edits to your user page so you aren't editing it 50 times a day. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 18:10, 19 August 2011 (PDT)

User talk:Inuboy1000

2011-08-20T01:10:12Z

Nullity: Conjecture, filling the Recent Changes page up

==Hi there!==

[[Image:CWCiki_Introduction.jpg|thumb|300px|Welcome to CWCKI!]]

Welcome to [[CWCki]]! There's a lot to do around here because Chris never does anything himself. I hope you'll stay with us and make many improvements of your own!

:Before you start, be sure to read '''[[A Quick Guide to CWCki]]'''. This will guide you through the dos and don'ts of editing [[CWCki|the world's most accurate wiki]]. Be especially sure to read this if you consider Anonymous to be legion or if you've just come over from [[ED]]. Everything you know is [[lies|wrong]].

:'''[[Special:Recentchanges|Recent changes]]''' is a great first stop, because you can see what other people are editing right this minute, and where you can help.

:If you're looking for things to do, check out the '''[[CWCki:Priority Listing|priority listing]]''' for things that need to be done, or join a '''[[CWCki:Projects|project]]'''.

:If you haven't already, create a '''[[User:{{PAGENAME}}|user page]]''' about yourself! If you do, we'll be able to know you better as a member of our community. Just don't upload gigantic pictures of yourself and your favorite anime. I warn against this only because it's happened before.

:'''Questions?''' Please read the [[Frequently Asked Questions|FAQ]] first. Later, you can ask in the '''[[CWCki:Community_Portal|Community Portal]]''' or on the "discussion" page associated with each article, join the live chat in our [[Sonichu (IRC)|IRC channel]] or post a message on [[User talk:Dude|my talk page]]!

:Once again, welcome to CWCki!
{{clear}}
--[[User:Dude|Dude]] 23:19, 31 July 2011 (PDT)

==You're trying too hard==
Chris doesn't read emails. Also you should preview your posts before saving the page to reduce the minor edits. You should also label your edits as minor. Also Chris never listens to criticism, constructive or otherwise. That's all I have to say. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 22:38, 9 August 2011 (PDT)
* Again, please. Press the "Show Preview" button before posting. You'll save quite a lot of time going back and editing +-1 characters. Repeatedly. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 00:57, 19 August 2011 (PDT)

{{sign}}
[[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 14:11, 14 August 2011 (PDT)

Chris isn't gay. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 12:12, 17 August 2011 (PDT)

How isn't he? His behavior and videos prove he is, I'm gonna need you to explain how he is not gay. [[Inuboy1000]], 17 August 2011
*Until Chris outright states that he no longer wants a woman to be his sweetheart so he can get married and have children it's just conjecture. No matter what. He could be prancing around in leather vests but until it's confirmed you're just going "Lol he wears women's clothing he must be a gay." Stop outright insulting Chris. The CWCki deals with facts. Also please, PLEASE preview your edits to your user page so you aren't editing it 50 times a day. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 18:10, 19 August 2011 (PDT)

User talk:Inuboy1000

2011-08-19T07:57:59Z

Nullity: lrn2wiki

==Hi there!==

[[Image:CWCiki_Introduction.jpg|thumb|300px|Welcome to CWCKI!]]

Welcome to [[CWCki]]! There's a lot to do around here because Chris never does anything himself. I hope you'll stay with us and make many improvements of your own!

:Before you start, be sure to read '''[[A Quick Guide to CWCki]]'''. This will guide you through the dos and don'ts of editing [[CWCki|the world's most accurate wiki]]. Be especially sure to read this if you consider Anonymous to be legion or if you've just come over from [[ED]]. Everything you know is [[lies|wrong]].

:'''[[Special:Recentchanges|Recent changes]]''' is a great first stop, because you can see what other people are editing right this minute, and where you can help.

:If you're looking for things to do, check out the '''[[CWCki:Priority Listing|priority listing]]''' for things that need to be done, or join a '''[[CWCki:Projects|project]]'''.

:If you haven't already, create a '''[[User:{{PAGENAME}}|user page]]''' about yourself! If you do, we'll be able to know you better as a member of our community. Just don't upload gigantic pictures of yourself and your favorite anime. I warn against this only because it's happened before.

:'''Questions?''' Please read the [[Frequently Asked Questions|FAQ]] first. Later, you can ask in the '''[[CWCki:Community_Portal|Community Portal]]''' or on the "discussion" page associated with each article, join the live chat in our [[Sonichu (IRC)|IRC channel]] or post a message on [[User talk:Dude|my talk page]]!

:Once again, welcome to CWCki!
{{clear}}
--[[User:Dude|Dude]] 23:19, 31 July 2011 (PDT)

==You're trying too hard==
Chris doesn't read emails. Also you should preview your posts before saving the page to reduce the minor edits. You should also label your edits as minor. Also Chris never listens to criticism, constructive or otherwise. That's all I have to say. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 22:38, 9 August 2011 (PDT)
* Again, please. Press the "Show Preview" button before posting. You'll save quite a lot of time going back and editing +-1 characters. Repeatedly. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 00:57, 19 August 2011 (PDT)

{{sign}}
[[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 14:11, 14 August 2011 (PDT)

Chris isn't gay. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 12:12, 17 August 2011 (PDT)

How isn't he? His behavior and videos prove he is, I'm gonna need you to explain how he is not gay. [[Inuboy1000]], 17 August 2011

Talk:Liquid Chris

2011-08-14T13:22:24Z

Nullity: Not changing things means less edits.

Okay, we need to separate the facts from the trolling. The joke is hilarious, but we are a wiki. At some point, we have to provide info. I gave it shot. Still needs moar pictures. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 05:49, 27 July 2009 (CEST)

----

This is just personal opinion and it's obviously going to be hard to entirely wind the gears backwards with this joke, but I think that a good way to reuse this joke when it inevitably runs its course would be to act like Chris-chan has died and that the mimic is merely assuming his place to fill the gap he would leave in all our hearts, and taking over the reigns on Sonichu in his honor. I can only imagine how Chris-chan would react to that. [[User:Evang7|Evang7]] 03:44, 30 July 2009 (CEST)

A bit esoteric for my taste, but a decent idea. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 01:00, 1 August 2009 (CEST)

----

Suggestion for the lulz: Both CWC's are TRUE and HONEST, except CChanSonichuCWC is from an alternate dimension where his parents died early, and he ended up adopted by a family that taught him about social interaction, basic hygiene, and got him professional help for his autism; so he ended up becoming eccentric-but-lovable.

Or else they're both clones from the Les Enfants Autistcs program and Chris-chan just got the short end of the gene stick (will Chris start aging early? Will CChanSonichuCWC get his arm cut off and then grafted onto Clyde Cash and take over Clyde's mind?). [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 23:18, 4 August 2009 (CEST)

==Liquid Chris==
When is it appropriate to label CChanSonichuCWC as "Liquid" Chris? [[User:Decoy Octillery|Decoy Octillery]] 06:20, 5 August 2009 (CEST)
*To differentiate from Solid Chris. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:20, 5 August 2009 (CEST)
**Cute. [[User:Decoy Octillery|Decoy Octillery]] 06:25, 5 August 2009 (CEST)
*** We need a Solidus as well then--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 01:34, 6 August 2009 (CEST)
**** I vote [http://www.commuterbarnacle.com/gonterman/ David Gonterman]. He's older than both of them, has many of the same properties, such as: he makes horrendous barely-changed-from-original-material comics and (fan)fiction (if you're a masochist, check out his [http://daveykinsfoxfire.deviantart.com DeviantART account] or google "Scarlet Foxfire"), can't draw or write to save his life, persists relentlessly despite his lack of talent, was trolled mercilessly in his prime, most likely fat and has brown hair and glasses (if that one picture floating around of him is real), and has had some 'sweetheart' troubles in the past (though not as many as CWC, but there was LilMarcieMouse, who apparently was much younger than him) .. we can always joke that "David Gonterman" is just an assumed name like how Solidus was "George Sears" ...oh, and he has the delusion that he can somehow make it commercially ''any day now''. [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 21:42, 6 August 2009 (CEST)
***** It is a good match but the said person has to be connected to Solid and Liquid.Plus we need
the rest of the cast as well.
Eva-
Otacon-
Akiba-
Meryl-
etc.--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 07:13, 7 August 2009 (CEST)
* I know it was a real tenuous connection and in retrospect it makes no sense, but it was worth a shot, lol. [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 20:23, 7 August 2009 (CEST)
::I thought it was obvious that Solidus Chris goes by the name "George W. Bush". [[User:Fat Nigger|Fat Nigger]] 07:00, 14 August 2009 (CEST)

==Identity Theft==
Chris's hissy-fit on this issue is made all the worse by his insistence that someone wearing similar clothing and mimicking your speech impediment counts as "identity theft." I don't know much on the subject, but maybe this sign of Chris's irrational jealousy could be incorporated somehow?[[User:CDiddles|CDiddles]] 18:34, 6 August 2009 (CEST)
*Imposter Chris is just angry that the REAL AND HONEST chris is everything he wishes to be.--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 21:41, 6 August 2009 (CEST)
*Actually, does anyone know if Liquid Chris has done any kind of action whatsoever that can be considered illegal? --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 02:20, 10 August 2009 (CEST)
**Under the premise of parody, Chris can't accuse of libel. Besides Liquid's impersonation only portraits the good qualities that Chris "possesses", so it could be perjudicial to him to say "Stop that man! He is potraying me as a normal, productive member of society!". --[[User:Bystander|Bystander]] 05:40, 10 August 2009 (CEST)
::*This. Seriously, Liquid is doing Chris a favor, bringing credit to the Christian Weston Chandler name and Chris could be using this as an opportunity to tell trolls to troll the real CWC. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:31, 10 August 2009 (CEST)

==Separate Pages for Liquid's video==
While this is normally a site dedicated to the antics of Ian Brandon Anderson (erronously CWC), I think it might be useful have separate pages for CChanSonichuCWC's videos from the CWCivil War (the early videos we can just briefly mention or link to, that is pre-Ian). However, I'd like some feedback first before starting anything. Any thoughts? I suggest this since Liquid is to the best of my knowledge the first troll who has released a series of videos to which Chris has responded to (as opposed to just IMing Chris or making videos that, while my notable individuals, are not addressed by Chris or making videos that are popular involving Chris but Chris is not aware of).

Also, since I have a feeling Liquid might be deleting his videos as he's going to [[Redmond]], I'll have to ask the TheCWCvilleLibrary Archivist if she can archive Liquid's videos for posterity. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:09, 16 August 2009 (CEST)

*Liquid has just released his second video since his disappearance. If Chris reacts to it and the new video gets included, this page is going to get cluttered as new developments continue. I think the best thing to do would be to have this page be simply about CChanSonichuCWC the man, with two or three separate pages giving accounts of the various sub-sagas (Pre-Ian CWCivil War, Ian and the SingStar Challenge, and The Return of the King or whatever). Then on this page, there can be a few sections that give a brief summary of those events and then link to those main pages. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 05:46, 22 October 2009 (CEST)

==Idea here==

We should convince Chris-chan that CChanSonichuCWC was mistaking him for a different person who really WAS named Ian Brandon Anderson all along, and that the TRUE and REAL Ian has indeed kidnapped him. If anything I'd love to see how Chris would react to that, if at all. [[User:Evang7|Evang7]] 02:28, 17 August 2009 (CEST)

== Rewrite ==

With everything that happened in the second half of the Liquid Saga, this page could really use a rewrite.

Maybe a name change as well. "Liquid Chris" flows off the tounge much better than "CChanSonichuCWC". I mean, Vivian Gee isn't known by her YouTube screen name. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:49, 18 November 2009 (CET)

Agreed. I don't know how to rename shit, but I can update the article --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 03:26, 21 November 2009 (CET)

*I'm starting to consider a renaming as well. When the article was first created (I think I created it), I had no idea what to call it as the "Liquid" differentiation wasn't coined yet or at least not yet caught on, but since the Liquid Chris name has indeed caught on and any troll will know what you're talking about. Thoughts, people? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:18, 27 November 2009 (CET)

*Yeah, it would suit me fine, it seems to have become the conventional usage. "Liquid Chris" is easier to type when you're linking to it, too. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 00:56, 27 November 2009 (CET)

*I'm working on a rewrite here, the whole page is pretty garbled, especially by the pretty clear standards of CWCki. should we start using collapsible templates to sort shit out? (namely videos, but there are other places that would benefit too...) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 05:11, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

== Showdown phone call ==

Would there be any objection to moving the showdown phone call to it's own page? Now that we've got a lot of phone calls on this wiki I was thinking about giving the showdown phone call it's own page and sprucing up the transcript. --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 00:41, 8 December 2009 (CET)
*Sure. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:22, 8 December 2009 (CET)

==This article kind of sucks==
I just noticed that this article doesn't really explain who exactly Liquid Chris is, how he trolled Chris, the SingStar Challenge, etc. in any but the most general terms. Most of the length of the article is devoted to "theories" and a chatlog. I wasn't into the trolling scene at the time, and have no knowledge of the source material, so while the motto of a wiki is "so improve it, dumbass," I think I'm unqualified for the task. --[[User:Sonichuis44|Sonichuis44]] 03:17, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

===REWRITE COMMENCING===
New subheadings are in place for the basic parts of the Liquid Saga. Please help flesh them out with details, pictures, citations, quotes, etc. The [[Kacey]] article needs to be reorganized, too, because that part of the saga is big enough to warrant a separate page. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 06:11, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
:It's already looking much better, g'job --[[User:Sonichuis44|Sonichuis44]] 02:43, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

== Why was "Theory" moved into the fan namespace? ==

I am not angry, I just want some rationale.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:51, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

*It's long and not very encyclopedic. Only the first of the six bullets is actually legit; the rest are basically fan-fic (interesting, but pulled out of somebody's ass). Parallel Dimension? Government Experiment?

:One of the big criticisms of this article was how much filler it had vs. categorized info about Liquid and the events around him. As we flesh out the story, that first bullet will be explained elsewhere. The rest of the "Theories" might otherwise just get deleted, and I thought they were fun enough to keep around. Thoughts? --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 01:59, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

==So is this true? He has cancer?==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23PEkdDE7VM&feature=player_embedded

[[user:shawths|shawths]]

Or am I being a total new fag?

:He did have cancer, though it appears to be in remission, since he is clearly not going through chemo right now. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 22:59, 16 June 2010 (UTC)
::Check the elbows at 4:03. His left arm is significantly shorter than his right. You can see it in other shots but it's most obvious there. I asked a med school friend, she said that they probably dealt with his cancer by removing a chunk of bone and pinning his arm back together.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:59, 17 June 2010 (UTC)
*Poor Chris...I can barely imagine the things he had to go through :( ... --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 23:22, 16 June 2010 (EST)

Truly he is the anti-chris. Funny, intelligent, talented, and he doesn't let a potentially crippling medical problem get in his way. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 03:36, 17 June 2010 (UTC)

== Does this image go in the article? ==

[[File:Thank You, Kate.jpg]]

"Name-stealing" AND "Document-counterfeiting"?! Yeah, we know he'd been a tard on this issue, but this time he tries to [[retcon]] [[reality]] to show that Liquid was "[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment put to rest behind jail bars]". ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And 2000 hours community service on top of that].) Unless this image never referred to Liquid after all... --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 15:38, 26 September 2010 (PDT)

== Liquid Q&A ==

The [[Ivy Q&A]] has been on the CWCki for some time, but the [http://789chan.org/L/res/3254.html Liquid and Kacey Q&A] has not even though it was done months ago. Is there a reason it hasn't been added yet? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 09:35, 28 July 2011 (PDT)

== Edit to Current Situation?==
Since Liquid Chris seems to no longer be part of the trolling, no one even pretends to pretend he's the real Chris, and Ian Brandon Anderson got edited because the meme was considered stale, shouldn't this be redone to show explicitly how Liquid Chris trolled CWC?Or is it a [[RyanClash]] thing where its just considered 'better' to have it be in-troll? Pretty spergy of me, I know, but just something that's been nawwing at me for a while.--[[User:Scherzo|Scherzo]] 17:24, 12 August 2011 (PDT)
*It's a wiki. You're bound to find Aspergers out the wazoo. I say keep it as it is. The Ian stuff is only when in the context of the saga which is a good indicator for chronology and stuff. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 06:22, 14 August 2011 (PDT)

Talk:Correction of EX relationship status

2011-08-12T11:21:09Z

Nullity: Linkage, yo. Could be useful.

{{Not_A_Forum}}

== Background ==

I have some background on how this came to be (and why...) I just don't know how you'd like me to prove it. This proof comes from Chris's Youtube Mail as well as a troll's Youtube Mail. I know this troll personally and am posting this only because they don't want to be known here. If I'm breaking some rule by posting this here, I apologize, you can tell me, or you can delete this. I just wanted to let people know there is a background story for this video available if needed. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 10:50, 10 August 2011 (PDT)
:If needed? Yes, it's needed. Or at least desired. Make sure to provide evidence and you'll be my new best friend. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 03:50, 12 August 2011 (PDT)
::It's on her talk page. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 03:53, 12 August 2011 (PDT)
::: Should it also be posted on this talk page? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 04:13, 12 August 2011 (PDT)
:::: Maybe just link to it? That'd work. Then we'd solve the mystery of the unidentified troll. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 04:21, 12 August 2011 (PDT)

Talk:Correction of EX relationship status

2011-08-12T10:50:54Z

Nullity: Really, who doesn't want more backstory?

Talk:Calling Out

2011-08-11T21:28:29Z

Nullity: Bob's not dead for fuck sake

{{Not_A_Forum}}

transcribing--[[User:Crooked tooth|Crooked tooth]] 12:42, 6 August 2011 (PDT)
Sorry i cant transcribe my computer is fucking up--[[User:Crooked tooth|Crooked tooth]] 15:24, 6 August 2011 (PDT)
The ''Calling Out "Tito" - Don'' video says it's unavailable =/ --[[User:Elliebytes|Elliebytes]] 12:53, 6 August 2011 (PDT)
:At the moment there is a problem with the video (probably Chris being a dumbass). It's viewable on his YouTube channel page, and I'm about to upload a backup until we can get it on the CWCVilleLibrary. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 12:54, 6 August 2011 (PDT)

Do we really want to be talking about the pix on here? Someone might read it. -[[User:BrianBash|BrianBash]] 15:35, 6 August 2011 (PDT)
: We won't know the true authenticity of the photos until Chris surrenders them. Until such a time, please refrain from theories as to who might be depicted in the photos. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:34, 6 August 2011 (PDT)

== Tomboy/Tomgirl forum ==

I cannot believe that stalking him actually lured him out of his "retirement."

== Hiatus Stats ==

This video hiatus from November 22, 2010 to August 6, 2011 was '''257 days long.'''

This is not Chris's longest hiatus from Youtube. The gap between [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] and [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]] was '''270 days long'''.

*I used the date calculator on timeanddate.com to compile this and I did not include the end date. I don't know if this belong on the actual Calling Out page or somewhere else. So I'm just writing it here for reference. Feel free to add the info to this or another article. -- [[User:Crow|Crow]] 18:28, 6 August 2011 (PDT)

Went ahead and added this to the [[Chris and the Internet]] page. [[User:Dantz|Dantz]] 20:18, 6 August 2011 (PDT)

I find it funny how his self-introduction is still word for word from one of his [[Captain%27s_Log,_Stardate_August_3rd,_2008|earliest videos to the fandom]]- shows how little he's changed. Signfiicant enough to add to the video's description? --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 01:46, 9 August 2011 (PDT)

== Billboard, events, and Heather ==

Chris mentions being on a billboard in New York. Do we have any pictures of that? Do we have any information at all about the previous events to lead up to this?? And is the Heather he spoke of "Wallflower". If so, I think it's note-worthy that we mention that he still says they were dating at one point when she has said before (multiple times) that they weren't. If it isn't Wallflower...we need to find out who the heck she is. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 22:15, 6 August 2011 (PDT)
: Yes, yes, and yes. And yes: Chris is delusional.--[[User:Henry Bemis|Henry Bemis]] 22:29, 6 August 2011 (PDT)

:: To answer your questions, Vans shoes had some promotion at the end of 2009 where people could submit photos that would go up on a billboard in Times Square. There were over 4 submitted of Chris by various trolls. The pics are probably somewhere, but I can't find them... Also, for the record, the Wallflower has a standing agreement with the CWCki not to be publicly identified. she shall be referred to only as the Wallflower, as we are true and honest, unlike Chris. --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 22:45, 6 August 2011 (PDT)

::*I haven't gotten a chance to closely watch the videos, but how to handle the mention of the Wallflower is addressed [[CWCki:The Wallflower|here]]. Her name stays in the transcript but there's to be no linking and such. Also, the billboard images are [[20_December_2009|here]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:23, 6 August 2011 (PDT)
:::* Ah, I apologize for my naivety on this matter. I feel that to keep the agreement with her, if it is necessary, this part of the talk (that violates the agreement) should be deleted. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 10:37, 7 August 2011 (PDT)
:::*Speaking of that, he's saying that they ''had'' dated (calling her his "ex-girlfriend" in the video). Would it be safer to go ahead and change her name to "The Wallflower"?--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 18:41, 7 August 2011 (PDT)
::*So is linking from a ''Wallflower'' page (or from a ''Wallflower'' section of another page) to this page also verboten? --[[User:BrianBash|BrianBash]] 20:26, 7 August 2011 (PDT)
:::*If you mean linking The Wallflower's real name or reference to her to The Wallflower page, then yes, that is forbidden. I'd say same goes with any modifier, like if we were to link "ex-girlfriend" to [[The Wallflower]], pretty much anything that connects that person's name with the status of the Wallflower. Now personally, it's getting kinda silly because Chris keeps dropping her name BUT nonetheless we have an agreement to keep and we're not total jackasses. Her name should definitely remain in the transcript though, accurate transcription is crucial. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:57, 8 August 2011 (PDT)

== Spoiling the Fun ==
After seeing him demand money, I just had to respond to him directly. I sent him the following PM.

<blockquote><TT>
On the threshold of legal trouble. 
>"But anyway, moving on with my demands, I would like- also like you to set to-send me via U.S. Mail, ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS CASH. American. Unmarked billssss," 

You do realize that Extortion is a crime. Doing so through the United States Postal Service crossing state lines makes it a federally prosecutable offense. You'd be wise to remove your "Calling Out" videos before they get mirrored and used against you in a court of law. 
</TT></blockquote>
[[User:LordCustos3|LordCustos3]] 09:36, 8 August 2011 (PDT)
: User was banned for this post. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 10:28, 8 August 2011 (PDT)

Congratulations. You're one of many people being made fun of on /cwc/ at this precise moment. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 09:37, 8 August 2011 (PDT)

==Thorg = Thorgnzorrg==
I'm pretty sure that ''Thorg'' is actually [[User:Thorgnzorrg]]. Can we mention it, for the sake of being good, clear and trustworthy source of informations of Chris' lifetime? [[User:Hasharin|Hasharin]] 13:31, 8 August 2011 (PDT)

*Nah don't bother linking that, just make me a small page or something. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]]

== Calling Out Alex ==

Uh, I know this is silly to ask, but should we leave that he's used [censored] for this?--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 16:12, 9 August 2011 (PDT)
:* You need to read Anonymax's 16:34, 6 August 2011 reply to the thread at the top of the page. Basically, don't go posting shit about alleged identities of trolls. As for the link to the pic, Imma cuttin it down. --[[User:BrianBash|BrianBash]] 16:28, 9 August 2011 (PDT)
Amazingly, he seems to be correct about the owner of the Game Place. I was expecting that Chris was likely to have fucked up and mixed him up with someone of a similar name and more or less committed slander in front of the world, but: http://sex-offender.vsp.virginia.gov/sor/offenderDetails.html?regId=13957 and here's the information for the Game Place LLC in Virginia:

[[file:Gameplacellc.PNG]]

Unless there's another Robert C Lightburn in the area, Chris was right. Except that the guy was busted for porn possession, not molesting anyone.[[User:Robobobo|Robobobo]] 21:04, 9 August 2011 (PDT)

== SurfShackTito (Don) Response? ==

There supposedly a response (well...a few actually) from Tito. The one I'm actually interested in (because the others really suck and pretty much scream fake) can be found here [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZhlo94cMNk&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL]. Do we have any way to confirm or deny ANY of these supposed responses? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:29, 9 August 2011 (PDT)
* That one's on the CWCVille Library. I'd be 99.99% sure that it's official.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 21:30, 9 August 2011 (PDT)

On the subject of the response video, should it be placed on this page? Certainly it seems like that would be beneficial in making the events covered by the article easier to follow for future readers. On the other hand, I feel a little apprehensive about putting a non-Chris video in the middle of this article. Perhaps the video could have its own separate page? Granted, I feel even more apprehension towards that idea, as I don't think we should get into the habit of making pages for videos other than Chris's. Of course, it's already posted on [[Surfshack Tito (troll)]], but if events led him to make several more videos then that page will quickly turn into a mess. Plus, in the future it might be difficult for readers to discern were in the timeline Tito's response video fits. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 20:41, 10 August 2011 (PDT)

== Thunderf00t ==

The photograph of Thorg is quite recognisable as being half of the face of [http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101208080439/youtube/images/3/3e/Thunderf00t.JPG Thunderf00t], a prominent figure on youtube who gained fame for his radical defense of-wait for it- atheism; making whole video series debunking creationist claims and even debating Richard Dawkins. Moreover, Thunderf00t DOES have a lot of acne scars. I don't know how it could have happened, but it seems clear to me that Chris has managed to confuse Thorg with a minor internet celebrity. [[User:Qeex|Qeex]]

swing and a miss. [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 12:26, 11 August 2011 (PDT)

:* Read the note from Anonymax at the [[Talk:Calling Out|top of this page]]; the one dated 16:34, 6 August 2011 (PDT). Srsly, this is the '''''third time''''' someone has had the same amazing revelation. This constant speculation compromises the CWCki and does not contribute towards the improvement of the article. ~ [[User:BrianBash|BrianBash]] 13:40, 11 August 2011 (PDT)

== Bob Not Mentioned Specifically--Significant? ==

Chris doesn't really reference his father in any of these videos; despite having mentioned the family several times. When previous talking about his family, Chris almost always referred to Barb and Bob individually as "my mother and my father" (or some facsimile thereof). Could this possibly indicate Bob's demise? And in any case, would this note be worth adding anywhere? --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 11:20, 11 August 2011 (PDT)
: Well, the thing is is that Chris isn't too fond of his father and he's shown that in the past. More than likely, he's either ignoring him or he's forgetting him. And as bad as his train of thought it, I'd go more with the latter.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 12:21, 11 August 2011 (PDT)
::Given the fact that Bob recently pulled the [[Homos|"Fag"]] card on Chris over his Tomgirl adventures, I will grant you that Bob probably isn't too popular with Chris. However, given that it is also known that Bob has ''malignant'' cancer, Chris may be being more than just forgetful or ignorant. --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 12:55, 11 August 2011 (PDT)
*He pulled the same thing in some Ivy related video. Also he mentions his 'family' to be left alone which I would expect implies more than one person[[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 14:28, 11 August 2011 (PDT)

== Piping ==

Seriously? Does there need to be that many fucking links to retarded shit in the transcripts?? You people act like just because Chris finally made a new video you have to pipe EVERY SINGLE word that can be relayed to a different page.. Its fucking ridiculous... [[User:Smtp|Smtp]] 12:18, 11 August 2011 (PDT)
*It's been a few months. Forgive us. Edit it out if you like.[[User:Nullity|Nullity]]

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2011-08-10T05:38:57Z

Nullity: Welp

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2011-08-10T05:32:52Z

Nullity: uploaded a new version of "File:CWCiki Introduction.jpg": Champ said we should keep it how CWCkipedia's logo was. Besides, there was still blue around the edges.

CWCiki Introduction for main page ^_^

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2011-08-01T23:41:03Z

Nullity: Accurate as possible in regards to a children's toy?

==Question==
How do we know this pony is a pre-modified Camo-Flage? It appears to be in the same pose as some of his other ponies, so I don't know why it's that one specifically. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 14:13, 23 July 2011 (PDT)
::If you do the research, it's not Camo-Flage. I actually can't find which one this particular one is. It isn't like any of the original ponies that Chris owns, nor is it like one that Chris has admitted to making... --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 18:42, 31 July 2011 (PDT)
*What research, 4Macie? You assert that it isn't Camo-Flage practically everywhere yet refuse to offer any evidence against the idea. Like you said, there are many ponies with the same pose, so explain how you can differentiate between those ponies and Camo-Flage. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 01:13, 1 August 2011 (PDT)
::On the actual my little pony page there is a list of Chris's known ponies...while some of them don't correspond to the one next to it as the "original" (you can tell by the pose as well as the coloring for the "symbol" on their butts). Camo-Flage as shown on this page is NOT in the same pose as in this picture. The one on this picture has it's head slightly turned to the left while Camo-Flage has its head straight. The pony in the picture has a yellow symbol on it's butt while Camo-Flage has a brown one. And to correct you on your invalid assumption, I have only said it isn't Camo-Flage on two forums (this one and the actual my little pony one) and I stated almost the exact same evidence there too. While I agree it is just a pony picture, we should at least get our stuff as accurate as possible. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 13:37, 1 August 2011 (PDT)
::* OH, and as I posted in the other forum I said this in...Camo-Flage is actually Camo colored...this one isn't. It's a light pale blue. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 13:38, 1 August 2011 (PDT)
* Fair enough. While it may not be Camo-Flage, I still say that we leave it named as is until you or someone else can identify the name of the horse. You do your funky research thang. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 16:41, 1 August 2011 (PDT)