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Talk:My Little Pony

2011-07-05T21:53:45Z

OFSheep:

==To do==
*Pictures of Chris's My Little Ponies (each individual one and the general collection as seen in his room)
*Origins of Chris's fascination as related to Megan
*There should also be direct links to CWCki articles and not links to YouTube video in regards to the videos where you can see MLPs hanging from his wall. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:50, 28 August 2009 (CEST)
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Video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqVMZFTifmI has a picture of one. --[[User:Ritegroic|Ritegroic]] 07:24, 11 March 2009 (CET)

==Someone get me a pic!==

If someone can track my down a really good image of his MLP collection, I could ID them and point out the rare ones, if any, and see how much money he's blown on this shit. There are some that are $200+ in value. I've looked at all of the shots of his room I could find but to no avail. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 04:09, 12 May 2009 (CEST)
: Does [[Megan Shrine]] help? [[:Image:Etc ebay bid.PNG]] shows bids but not wins. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 09:13, 12 May 2009 (CEST)
:: It does, a bit. From these, I see absolutely nothing rare at all. I was at LEAST hoping to see one of the Christmas ponies that go for about $50, or the European only ones that fetch a fair price in the USA. All of these could be obtained at Walmart for God's sake. But they're being obtained on eBay? Also, he might want to be careful keeping those around VHS tapes. The G3 My Little Ponies- which those all are- all contain magnets in the hooves. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 01:29, 13 May 2009 (CEST)

== Hair? ==

Where was the part about him using his own hair confirmed? On Camo-Flage, Ty Game, Johnlamence and Squall it looks to me like he cheaped out and used colored thread. [[User:Walter|Walter]] 10:55, 3 June 2009 (CEST)

== Squall Metal Alchemist ==

I was just reading the bios Chris made for his custom ponies and I think that Chris thinks that Edward Elric's name ''is'' Full Metal Alchemist. Just a [[random-access humor|random]] thought that came into my head. --[[User:Spandam-sama|Spandam-sama]] 21:03, 5 December 2009 (CET)
*Chris watches FMA. I'm going to have to kill myself now. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 19:32, 29 May 2010 (UTC)

== Rehairing ==
I just had a fridge moment re: hairing. It seems like when Chris did his custom ponies, he rehaired the mane and not the tail. This is a bit ironic to me. See, the main is made up of what's called plug holes. They're a bunch of holes that go up and down the pony's head, and you have to take a sewing needle or similar instrument to put the new hair plugs in. On top of that, removing the old hair is a pain in the ass as you have to pop off the head and very carefully remove the hair, because if you're too rough with the hair removal you'll rip the plugs, making rehairing fairly impossible. The tail, though, is just a long string of plastic hair doubled over a metal washer, in the old ones, or a plastic bead, in the new ones, and pulled out of a long hole in the pony's ass. All these customs seem to have their original tail, which is by far the easiest part of a pony to replace during the customizing process. By the looks of it, Crystal has the original hair that the pony came with, mane and tail, but if you look at, for instance, Mimmbo Bo Boruto, the tail is very clearly the original nylon hair whereas the mane is what looks like embroidery floss. I can provide some photos on My Little Pony anatomy to show if anyone's really curious. I have a few ripped apart right now for a commission I'm working on. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 16:05, 16 February 2010 (UTC)

==new==
there were to many pictures,it was too cluttered and to many close ups. i am trying to arrenge it. i hope i didnt screwed it up. i havent finished it anyway. also, i wanted to add a new small seccion "in the comic", just to mention the cameo of the pony at the end of sonichu special.
BTW, does anybody remember that quote from the simpsons where lisa says that when she was younger, she wanted to have her pony as bridemaid or somethin?, i wanted to include it, as it is very fittin in the last scene of sonichu special. --[[User:Rosechupenis|Rosechupenis]] 05:46, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

==SECOND OPINION PLOX!!!!11111==
[[File:Sexyponies.jpg|thumb]]
this morning i was browsing /b/ and i came across this image.
i wanted to use it to spice up the article and maybe to add some snark with it, and having it instead of one of the others (maybe the one with chris, i came out too bluish), but as Chris hasnt (that we know) sexualized the ponies i may be getting off topic. i dont know Cwcki, wat do?--[[User:Rosechupenis|Rosechupenis]] 03:56, 25 May 2010 (UTC)
*Adding such an image would be too distracting for the article and take away from the main point in that Chris is a full grown "man" who plays with toys intended for little girls. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 13:20, 25 May 2010 (UTC)

==MLP in early Sonichu comics?!?==

am I th only one who knew that in the mid 80's there was a series of my little pony episodes where the ponies had their master stone called the [[Legendary Master Sunstone|sunstone]] stolen? If I remember right this [[Legendary Master Sunstone|sunstone]] brought light and life to the land. The [[Legendary Master Sunstone|sunstone]] in MLP is even the same color as the stone in the comic. http://www.kimsites.net/dreamvalley/media/cool.jpg I don't know is this is all coincidence or not. But it is just too similar for my mind not to make the connection. --[[User:Bad bed head|Bad bed head]] 18:39, 30 March 2011 (PDT)

== I just want to point out the irony ==

in having "If Chris is merciful enough this might be the last time he punishes the MLP fandom. We can only hope." in an article making fun of an adult for liking My Little Pony. I'd bet good money that edit wasn't made by a nine year old girl.
--[[User:Elias|Elias]] 05:36, 11 June 2011 (PDT)
:How a lot of the internet feels about MLP has changed a lot because of the quality of latest series, Friendship is Magic. This article is not the place to take a definitive stance on this issue, though. I think a mention of how Chris made all of his original ponies long before FiM premiered might be needed, since the MLP series before it are still bad and have no appeal outside of the target demographic but Chris still apparently cared about that shit. Besides, he still made OC ponies including at least one self-insert which is pretty bad regardless. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 14:53, 5 July 2011 (PDT)

100 2357.MOV

2010-11-26T03:20:43Z

OFSheep: He may not be acting, but he's not staying away.

{{recent}}
'''100 2357.MOV''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 22 [[November 2010]]. For the sixth time, Chris announces he is to [[Internet#Attempts_to_leave_the_Internet|leave the Internet]]. Chris also removed all his other [[YouTube]] videos around the time this one was uploaded. His [[Pedo-glasses|glasses]] have still not been replaced or repaired properly. More likely than not, he'll be back soon. In fact, Chris logged back on to YouTube a little over two days after this video was uploaded.
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===Transcript===

Attention: Read my lips.

Online socialization is a [[Muscle_bra|bust]]. [[Chris_and_English|Socialize in real life is]] the tops.

And also: NO MORE VIDEOS!

Fuck you most ''[displays middle finger]'' and fuck you ''[shows other middle finger]'', social sites like [[MySpace]] and [[Facebook]].

[''[[Pedo-glasses|dramatic glasses removal, shaking head]]'']

I'm out.

''[Camera turns off]''

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{{Videos about leaving the Internet}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Talk:Haters Gonna Hate.MOV

2010-09-07T20:04:26Z

OFSheep:

Trying to transcribe...having trouble--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 09:22, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
- Disregard that I suck cocks, I can't even refresh the page without lagging out.--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 09:46, 6 September 2010 (PDT)--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 09:46, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
* I have TRANSCRIBED DIS BITCH. Mostly. Rest easy. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 09:54, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

Pfft, Chris is using his DEEP SCARY VOICE OOOOOOO -[[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 09:47, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

==PS3==
I broke the page, sorry, but guess what I found. [[User:Ash link|Ash link]] 10:01, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

==Case?==
Chris said he was keeping the PStripple case as a memento, is that a console or the case on the shelf? Keep in mind, I dont' know anything about Playstation 3 cases. --[[User:Fearfulsymmetry|Fearfulsymmetry]] 10:19, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

For a second I thought it might be a ps3 slim with the old faceplate leaned against it, but after comparing videos - it looks exactly the same as the old one pretty much...did he get a used old fat ps3? perhaps on ebay? any recent activity on ebay? is it possible the one he crushed really was a decoy? [[User:Superwoman|Superwoman]] 10:40, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
:Trollin' Train thinks the new one is a refurbished one from GameStop. Sounds believable. --[[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 00:48, 7 September 2010 (PDT)

It looks like the one he made out of Pixelblocks. Anyways, if he had bought a new PS3, why would he have it on a shelf? [[User:Xavier|Xavier]] 11:31, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

Quick question. Chris used to shoot his old videos with the PSEye, which I'm assuming requires a PS3 to use. If he has indeed broken dead the PS3, how is he shooting this video? A case for CWC getting a new PS3, perhaps? [[User:Pickle Monster|Pickle Monster]] 21:27, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
:The PSEye has been dead for a very long time. He's using a handheld camcorder now. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 21:47, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
Whatever it is, it's in the same place as the old one as seen in [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]]. --[[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 16:18, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

That thing is actually in most of the videos that he shoots with the camera pointing towards the television. [[User:Blueatom|Blueatom]] 21:38, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

==Wi-Fi Antenna Gymnast Ribbon?==
is that the removed wifi antenna which he spins around at the camera near the end?? [[User:Superwoman|Superwoman]] 10:38, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
:I was thinking it's the Red String of Fate -- [[User:Mexican|Mexican]] 14:48, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
::"What the fuck was that supposed to be?" was my inital reaction. I don't even have a PS3, so I can't tell if it is or not. At first I think that was supposed to be a whip (notably, quite a gay whip gesture), or those wires Ninjas use to strangle people, but the antannae makes more sense.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 16:25, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

== Wrong title ==

Should be Haters Gonna Hate.MOV (or just Haters Gonna Hate). --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 11:38, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
: [[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV]], fix this shit. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:48, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

== Appearance and weight ==

He looks chubbier than usual to me. Thoughts? --[[User:ErsatzHouse|ErsatzHouse]] 12:03, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
:2 things: 1) not a forum; 2) not really --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 12:41, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
:: Maybe it was worth mentioning in the page. --[[User:ErsatzHouse|ErsatzHouse]] 16:19, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
:::Yes, he gained some weight during the hiatus. We usually discuss this stuff on /cwc/ after every video, so go there for this kind of discussion. [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 14:43, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
::::He looks much more like classic Chris in this video than he has done recently. Wearing his medallion, stood in his spot, making his videos and doing stupid shit. Rock on. [[User:Sonicow|Sonicow]] 18:10, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

== Digging Up Patti™ ==

Isn't this the first video where Chris has actually referred to Digging Up Patti™? At least I can't remember him mentioning this silliness in any other place before. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 07:58, 7 September 2010 (PDT)
:Digging up Patti was another one of the troll bounties, like destroying the PS3. That's the only connection I know.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 13:04, 7 September 2010 (PDT)

Talk:EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW

2010-08-28T03:37:40Z

OFSheep:

I am transcribing this BITCH. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:14, 27 August 2010 (PDT)
:*Fucking done. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:21, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

Ahahahaha, Chris is going to organize the high school reunion by himself. This is awesome as it is, but we can't let this opportunity to troll him go by. [[User:EtonpilfAnetah|EtonpilfAnetah]] 01:18, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

How do we know that a reunion has already been organised, and that Chris was not invited? [[User:Sorrid Snake|Sorrid Snake]] 01:29, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

oh, i did some digging around. i don't have it on me, but i'm 95% sure there was one planned. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:30, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

I think the single funniest thing in this video is that Chris implies he thinks the reason he cant break into the video game industry is because of trolls working for Nintendo. Also, i'm pretty sure he wants a reunion so he can hook up, I'd imagine the last women willing to associated with him were in highschool. Also, I dunno what to do with this, do whatever if you want, just doodling.[[File:Names.PNG|thumb|center]] [[User:Pinefresh|Pinefresh]] 02:40, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

Need any on scene reporters for this shit. I don't live that far away from Manchester High.[[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 05:23, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

* Sure. I'd post it here, but you Google it yourself....(chris if you're reading this you're a lazy shit). If the date is november then you got it. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 07:01, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

I checked it out a couple months ago, and I didn't see anything that would indicate that they had planned a reunion. Besides, if I remember correctly, Chris was on one of the mailing lists to be informed if something did happen. Given that few, if any, of his former classmates are aware of his internet notoriety, I doubt that he would've been left out of the loop.--[[User:Racer X|Racer X]] 06:56, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

* Well, I have an address and date and time and everything. I'm sure that was probably a fake Chris... [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 07:01, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

* Oh, I see. You were posting your answer as I was posting my hypothesis. Leave it to the great Clyde Cash to be one step ahead of Inspector Detector and I. --[[User:Racer X|Racer X]] 07:05, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

== Side note. ==

One interesting thing I noticed while transcribing this BITCH. Chris repeats his number for emphasis- does he think YouTube is live? Like live TV? He seems to do almost all of his videos 'on the first take', mistakes included, so this would seem plausible. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:20, 27 August 2010 (PDT)
:*It's because doing multiple takes and editing is SO HARD and WAY TOO MUCH WORK. Also one take is much more TRUE and HONEST. Someone gets into it somewhere on the CWCki, but I forget where.--[[User:RTBHBX|RTBHBX]] 06:01, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

== Transcribing his shit english? ==

We all know Chris can't present himself verbally, but it's getting to the point where it can be difficult to follow the transcription for his videos since they seem to be written out fairly close to verbatim to his actual speech. Since the transcribing seems to be done by a small group of people (thanks for that, by the way) it's fairly consistent, but even so, should there be some kind of guideline written up for it? Such as what mispronounciations should be included, what stuttering to include, that sort of thing?

:*First of all, sign your posts (it's just <nowiki>--~~~~</nowiki> at the end of your post). Secondly, some videos are transcribed like that- I transcribed part of Mumble 6 that way, mainly because it was Chris and Julie cybering and I really didn't need to go over and over that just to make sure I got every bit of his spastic stuttering correct. Speaking personally, I prefer to make the transcription as faithful as possible- including stuttering and mistakes. I believe that's the most 'faithful' way to render articles where Chris speaks, including this one. That's one of the perks about being a transcriber- you get to pick your style. If the inclusion of the stuttering (etc) really annoys you, the only thing I can suggest is to take a stab at the vast library of untranscribed audio we have available and transcribe it to your liking. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:24, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

==Hair==
So far, I've only looked at the thumb but from the image it really seems like his MPB is proceeding just as planned.
EDIT: Looked at the first few seconds. It's clear as day now. Chris is going bald really quickly. Anyone care to estimate how long he's got/ I would, but I don't know how to. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 08:04, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

:Think that as his MPB progresses we can chronicle his receding hairline? I'd be interested to see how quickly it is falling out now compared to the last few years. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 10:18, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

: I don't know how long he has but it really doesn't look healthy. It looks greasy and stringy and I honestly wonder how long it's been since he's bathed or washed his hair.
Either way, I'd say that he'll be completely bald by November. Just looking at it now compared to pictures from FAF, there's a very noticeable difference. - [[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 10:24, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

::Oh, this ties rather nicely into what I said about his [[CWCki:Speculation/What health problems will Chris develop first|endocrine/integumentary troubles]]. He definitely has androgenic alopecia, and the last three years have been something of a turning point for him; if you've noticed he's lost nearly all of his hair in the temples(which is where it's first lost), and about half the area in the frontal, it's at about a Norwood3 now. As to when he’ll lose the rest, well, It's hard to give a set schedule on hair loss as it's so dependent on specifics, with some individuals it retreats to a certain extent and then stabilizes(bob for instance), or it might just progress at an increasing rate. Chris definitely seems to be the later: his life style is going to have a greater impact as he ages, and his increasing body fat means that his body puts together more hormones ,DHT(hair loss skin problems) included, this has a disproportional effect because Chris seems to be sensitive to DHT(which is hereditary) and other hormones can convert to DHT but DHT can’t convert to anything else. You can see how this has worked by looking at a this from a case study standpoint: most of the loss he had from 18-26 was at the ends temples which is in line with the adult hair line men develop; past 08 though he’s lost all his hair from the temples, and afterwards started losing it in the frontal(middle forehead) at a accelerating pace, essentially we can consider that to be the full onset. If I had to give an estimate on how it’s going to progress it’d be that his hair in the temples area will have gone to his vertex in about six months, and he’ll lose the frontal in that time to a year (If you look you can see that it’s patchy in the front, which means it’s micronzing and a becomes progressively thinner every hair cycle, that's why you see it get worse every few months), the next likely point of thing is going to be at the vertex which depending on factors might take as much as a couple of years to clear out. I think you could say with confidence that he’ll have advanced alopecia by the time he’s 30, namely that the clearings in his temples frontal and vertex will have linked into one larger sea of bald.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 11:39, 27 August 2010 (PDT)
*Cool story, bro. Actually, i was looking for someone to say pretty much this. That seems to fit with my prediction range nicely, so that's pretty cool. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:45, 27 August 2010 (PDT)
:Lolk, sorry about the TLDR, a simple answer just seemed misleading. I think it's pretty interesting that Chris seems to be trying his hand at a combover, so he's probably noticed. I wonder if he's going to try meds... given how extensive his hair loss is now(temple hair has been gone too long), he'd need a transplant to reverse it.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 12:05, 27 August 2010 (PDT)
::Chris can't even go bald with dignity. The worst part is that he still thinks he has a full head of hair. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 12:12, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

==Trollbusters==

Hmm, I wonder where Chris is getting his Trollbuster idea from? I've poked Google and beyond a website that shuts down patents, most of the Trollbuster gatherings were failures. Which isn't totally surprising considering who we're dealing with here, but still. My guess, though, is that he's probably either a) met a group on PSN or b) decided to come up with it himself.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 08:36, 27 August 2010 (PDT)
*The answer is B.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:41, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

** Ironically enough, the real troll busters are a group of lawyers that specialize in patent law: "[http://www.troll-busters.com/ Troll-Busters]" --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 09:52, 27 August 2010 (PDT)
*** That website is as terrible as their services invaluable. ... Anyhow: given there's a Trollbusters truck with a no-trolls logo, we can assume he's riffing on the more-popular Ghostbusters for once. You'd think he'd put the no-troll logo on the t-shirt instead of a block of text, but then Chris is a lazy idiot, so! [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 10:00, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

Next thing you know he's going to be talking about the cyberpolice and how consequences will never be the same...--[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 10:20, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

==Alumni Class==
So I checked online and found that Chris actually has 8 accounts with the alumniclass.com website. While you don't HAVE to pay for membership ($20) they give you a limited profile where you can't really do anything if you don't pay. Chris may have paid for a number of the memberships. This is really sad for Chris because, using a limited profile, I was able to find the reunion date and place in a few seconds. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 10:27, 27 August 2010 (PDT)
* So, was Chris deliberately not invited to the reunion, or is it just that he hasn't found out about the reunion because he's a retard? [[User:EtonpilfAnetah|EtonpilfAnetah]] 10:40, 27 August 2010 (PDT)
:99% chance that those accounts are trolls. Learn to spot 'em... Besides, despite just about everyone saying they know the date/location, NO ONE has offered those bits of info. Instead of so [[ego|self-assuredly]] saying that Chris missed out and was uninvited, why don't we offer proof of this claim? --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 11:00, 27 August 2010 (PDT)
::Fine: 504 Old Lynchburg Rd Charlottesville, VA 22903, November 08, 2010, Noon, I can even put in the contact info. I withheld it because I thought Chris might be watching this. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 11:28, 27 August 2010 (PDT)
:::Well... I stand corrected, then. I'm fairly sure Chris is already well-aware of this in any case. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 11:39, 27 August 2010 (PDT)
:::: November will be so cash. [[User:CaptainCanuck|CaptainCanuck]] 13:34, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

==Deliberately not invited?==

I wasn't "invited" to my five-year reunion because I'd moved a mile away from where I lived in high-school in the interim and I wasn't very connected socially with anyone from my class before or after. I found out about it, I showed up, I paid the $20, and that was that. I'm not sure anyone is really invited to their high-school reunion—it's put on and they're just informed of its existence. The invitation is implicit.

A more likely scenario is that no one was wont to research the current whereabouts of like 300 other people so they just organized the damned thing and didn't make it a secret. Chris might even have seen the information about it on the Internet not been able to wrap his retarded, autism-riddled brain around the idea that just because it's on the Internet doesn't make it the work of trolls just because he has a unique history of being trolled.

He might just think what many of you seem to think—that if it were a real reunion, someone would've contacted him if they wanted him to come. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 11:17, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

*You know, ''I'''d be pretty fucking paranoid if I found out that for the last two years of my life the only people I've had contact with were people who hate me and enjoy watching me fail, and that most, if not all, of the major events in my life in that period were orchestrated by said people. Just saying. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 12:54, 27 August 2010 (PDT)
:I guess it's true what they say, then: ''you're just like Chris.''

:No, um... what's interesting about all the trolling—at least as it's been presented publicly—is how fucking obvious it is that the trolls never act like normal people would and that despite how bluntly he's told that he's not acting right and they're not acting right, he plows forward only to be humiliated and frustrated again without ever learning any lessons about how people behave. This whole problem could be answered with a phone call: surely someone the high school staff knows about the reunion even though the school itself probably has nothing to do with organizing it, but Chris insists on barreling forward with his ridiculous YouTube videos which have never helped him before and which he has no reason to believe anyone involved's going to see, before or after the reunion because Chris and Co. go on forcefully believing the first thought that oozes into their heads and go on defending it to the death for no reason.

:tl;dr Chris consistently trusts people he shouldn't and doesn't trust people he should for no reason and this is just another indication of that. It's on and he's invited—he just refuses to acknowledge it. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 13:42, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

{{Not A Forum}}

Why is it so hard for people to sign your posts?! It's just 4 ~ in a row. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 14:08, 27 August 2010 (PDT)
:Every post in this section has been signed. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 15:26, 27 August 2010 (PDT)
::And I was supposed to know that the paragraphs all belonged to you and not to a person who doesn't sign their posts....how? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 16:51, 27 August 2010 (PDT)
:One click actually. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 15:34, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

== Real Troll Busters ==

There is an actual group called [http://www.trollbuster.com/ Troll Busters]. It's in "patent reexamination services" which I have no idea what means. Either way, the important part remains: they have a copyright and a trademark on the name Troll Busters and they are not related to internet trolls at all. Judging by his recent Modnation creations he's trying to make some franchise out of his Trollbusters. Poor dumb Chris can't even google anymore. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 20:37, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

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2010-08-28T03:30:05Z

OFSheep:

My god... he's gone batshit insane. Chris really is serious about this Trollbuster crap that he's started getting himself into. This could end up being the next Sonichu IMO. --[[User:Famicon64|Famicon64]] 19:58, 27 August 2010 (PDT)
By putting it here like this, he's making it really obvious that he made the whole trollbuster thing up. I mean, until now I thought it was some dumb online group. The worst damn part?There is already an actual, trademarked Troll Buster. [http://www.trollbuster.com/] It's at least four years old. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 20:30, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

File talk:Modnation Rosechu.jpg

2010-08-19T11:43:31Z

OFSheep:

She looks frightened, doesn't she?--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 00:52, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

I'm more concerned about that "sponsored" tag. What, is Rosechu brought to us by Coca-Cola?--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 04:43, 19 August 2010 (PDT)

Talk:List of Sonichu characters

2010-08-18T03:29:45Z

OFSheep:

OK, I went through every friggin' issue of the damn comic and jotted down every character's name. You know, because reading them aloud wasn't a big enough pain in the ass.

Basically, I tried to hit every single thing in the comics that was even sort of a character. The nuns who raised Angelica? Got 'em. Skelevision? Got it. Random Pokemon sightings? Noted, although I left my Pokedex in your mom, so I couldn't name them all.

==To Do==
*I just made links from everything. Most of these just need to be redirects, but some probably need their own articles. In some cases, it's a little of both. I don't think we need a Beavis article and a Butt-head article, but we definitely need a "Beavis and Butt-Head" article, and either of their names should redirect to it.

*The Pokemon should probably be taken out, since they already have their own list. I just wanted to make life a little easier for the guy who's handling that one. If someone can name every Pokemon on the Yawning Squirtle page, we should have it covered.

*Some kind of picture on the list would be nice, if anyone's got the time. [[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 03:52, 16 February 2009 (CET)

**I've started doing some redirecting and adding bios. Some bios may need to be a bit expanded though (for characters with their own articles anyway). --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 03:48, 18 February 2009 (CET)

==Couple Points==
For what it's worth, I think I'm the only one wondering if BDW is a whale or a Pokemon, since I happened to notice Wailord while I was identifying the other Pokemon in the series. I think a better way to describe the issue is to point out that Chris did such a shitty job drawing him that you really can't tell. Also, I guess this is the best place to point it out, but it's spelled "Rosey", not "Rosee". I don't pretend to understand it, but Chris spells it with a "y" throughout #3, so I'm assuming this was his intention, although he switches off to "Rosie" in #8. [[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 00:20, 19 February 2009 (CET)

** "''I think a better way to describe the issue is to point out that Chris did such a shitty job drawing him that you really can't tell.''" Done. --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 09:39, 20 February 2009 (CET)

"Sonichu's worthless, 1-dimensional girlfriend. She enjoys flowers, shopping, and getting kidnapped on a regular basis. She is completely incompetent and constantly relies on Sonichu to do even the most menial of tasks for her. This is Chris's idea of women and pretty much the only thing he's got right." Is it just me or is this slightly sexist? Am I too liberal? --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 23:57, 15 June 2009 (CEST)

*I think they ripped that passage from [[ED]], and it was probably sarcasm. --[[User:Mr Mittens|Mr Mittens]]
** Guess that's why it seems so out of place here... --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 04:14, 19 June 2009 (CEST)

Re: Lovely Weather. Does anyone know if Chris has seen and liked ''Chitty Chitty Bang Bang''? He likes old family movies, and Caractacus's love interest in that movie was named Truly Scrumptious. I'm wondering if that movie helped him derive the strange name idea. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 06:54, 11 December 2009 (CET)
*As I edited it on the page, I think the whole thing came from an old Christmas carol. Knowing Chris's love for his brand of "Random Access" humor, It can came from everything. He already used the term "The Weather's just right!" In Sonichu 7/Page 34 as a substitute for sexual arousal. This puts the whole "Lovely Weather" on another angle. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:13, 11 December 2009 (CET)

== Teaching Angelica to Fly ==

There was a television series back in the day called "The Flying Nun"[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Flying_Nun]. Chris may have ripped off of this, seeing as no one else in the Chaotic Combo seems to know how to fly. --[[User:Racer X|Racer X]] 20:26, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

== Split ==

If there is actually a page that warrants splitting, this might be one. Perhaps we should do it by issue?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:48, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
*Good idea.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 11:09, 25 May 2010 (UTC)

== Florance Fisher ==

She looks to me like a black version of Bebe from South Park. If Chris did trace Florance, he was probably using a picture of Bebe.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 11:08, 25 May 2010 (UTC)

== Seriously now ==
I am trying to rewrite this page right now. That is no easy task when you consider how many fucktons of characters there are that need a more detailed explaination. If you want to keep Pokemon in the Pokemon article, then fine. I don't want whatever that was in it's place though. A blank subsection with a link to another subsection elsewhere? It looks messy, and really what's the point? So either nothing goes there or it goes as before. And seriously, can people please not move around or remove character sections? Every time they do, I have to realign the pictures so that they go left and right in a pattern again. It is fucking awkward. *STRESS SIGH* --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 01:16, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

:OK, the problem with this article is that it's too long. It's too long because it not only lists every single character but also tries to provide a paragraph or two about most of them. That's not necessary--we don't need a 1000 words about Black Sonichu AND a picture here, in an already-crowded page, when there's already perfectly good article for Black Sonichu ''which this article links to''. (I removed an "incomplete" banner from the Crystal section, which already has a brief paragraph and a link to the Crystal article. How is that incomplete? What more could possibly said about Crystal that isn't already on her own page?)

:This article is always going to be long because there are dozens of characters in the comic and this list is supposed to include them all. But there's nothing that says it has to be so detailed about every damn character. Not that the summaries are bad but they don't ''all'' need to be ''here''. I think the best thing to do is reduce it to a series of bullet lists, one for each issue, with the characters' names and ''maybe'' fifty words of description. Each character's name can link out to his own article; if the character doesn't have a dedicated article, we'll make sure he has a section on an article. The Pokemon can all be on the Pokemon page. The lesser Manajerks can all be on the Manajerks page. I don't know what to do with all of them yet, but I don't think any of them should be right here. --[[User:MachPunch|MachPunch]] 05:21, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

I am not going to do fucking bullet points. I'm trying to be profesional here. Oversized or not, these characters need an explaination of who they are. Their names are not an adequat description, unless they have a name like 'Boulder Dropping Whale'. I'd like an explaination for who the fuck these people are without having to link to other articles. I'm already not happy about removing the Pokemon from the page, but i'm not reverting it since you obviously feel we'd benefit from that. You are not removing the Manajerks though. They are major characters and they don't have nearly enough description in the Manajerks article. They are staying. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:04, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Actually, on second thought: Fuck it. I'm just leaving this article as it is. I'm not going to argue anymore. Do whatever the fuck you want. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:07, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

:All of these characters need an explanation, but why do all of those explanations have to be here? There's too many of them to do that. (This page is already too long and it doesn't even have summaries for all the characters; if we flesh out the stuff for Asperchu clones and put the Pokemon back in it'll be gigantic.) I understand that this page is trying to have a format similar to [[wikipedia:List of Sonic the Hedgehog video game characters|similar articles]] on Wikipedia, and I guess that's how Wikipedia does it, so maybe that's more professional. But I guarantee you that if each Sonic game introduced fifteen new characters, somebody over there would be like "fuck, this page is too long, move some of this shit someplace else and link to it." There are times when this wiki can only be as professional as the man-child it's about.

:I don't even get what you're saying about the Manajerks. They have to stay here because they're too important to put on the Manajerks page? The Manajerks page doesn't give enough info on them, but that would change if we...move the stuff that's here over there, duh. That way the same content would be on a shorter, more focused article, where people might actually, y'know, read it. That's the whole fucking point to wikis, so that you don't have to put everything on one page like Chris would. --[[User:MachPunch|MachPunch]] 18:58, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

:I already said i've given up. Do whatever you want. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:53, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

:*Calm down fellas, both sides have valid points. First, yes, this article is pretty long even when we account for the breadth it's covering. Ideally, in a case like this, it does help to look to Wikipedia. While MachPunch linked to a good example, we could do something along the lines of "[[Wikipedia:List_of_Pokemon|List of Pokemon]]" where instead of one long ass article with all 500 or so Pokemon in one article, or every Pokemon getting an article to themself, they gave certain Pokemon their own articles (like Pikachu) and minor Pokemon were described on the List. I think a good option here would be to split these characters by comics, where each character is briefly described and in what context, and people wanting a more background can look at the relevant articles - that's ideally how a wiki is suppose to work. Of course, this is one option as there's lots of things we can do with this.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:41, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

[http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=List_of_Sonichu_characters&diff=97287&oldid=97184 Look what this guy is doing.] MP, are you a slow-in-the-mind or something? --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 08:49, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

* One idea that made me wish I drank, so I could pour the sad away of the possibility: Might have Bill the scientist been based on Bill Nye, the Science Guy? Thus, Chris has violated yet another beloved childhood icon. Worse yet, I've seen one or two drawings that sort of looked like The Muppets. Fuck you, Chris. Fuck you. --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 20:10, 17 August 2010 (PDT)
** There isn't any evidence for Bill besides the name. If Chris did take it there would be one or two of his character traits stolen wholesale. It may just be a name Chris picked at random. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 20:29, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

File talk:ModNation Bubbles.jpg

2010-08-06T18:48:49Z

OFSheep:

There's a [[pickle|cock]] on her chest. CAN'T UNSEE --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 02:35, 6 August 2010 (PDT)
:God dammit you're right.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:43, 6 August 2010 (PDT)
:: She doesn't have that problem because her fucking eyes aren't open. She isn't watching the road. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 11:48, 6 August 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Sonichu and Rosechu's children

2010-08-02T18:25:17Z

OFSheep:

== Possible Inbreds? ==

I know I'm not the first to think this, but who else believes that these little mistakes of the human imagination are imbreds? There are several hints throughout the comic implying an incestuous undertone between Sonichu and Rosechu, plus Chris being their "father" as it is really makes me wonder about this... --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]]
* I wouldn't consider them calling Chris father a hint (he's not really their father, but they both see him as a father figure; still has incestuous undertones, but isn't the same thing) so much as the fact that they, the [[Chaotic Combo]] and [[Silvana]] all originate from the same [[rainbow]]. I don't know how Chris's weird shit works, but wouldn't that make them all (or at least the Chaotic Combo and Silvana, as their eggs came from the rainbow) siblings? --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 17:12, 1 October 2009 (CEST)
:I am fully aware of that. Still, Chris is their creator, but to him this also counts as their "father". This being as it is alone does imply incest, but yeah there are more hints. As for the Chaotic Combo, yes, that would say they are all related. Chris obviously overlooked this when making the epilogue for Sonichu. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]]

Tangentially relevant to this discussion: I added a blurb on the fact that Chris has already paired off Cera with Blake and Bubbles' kid, and the psychological and incestuous undertones of this. If it's a bit long-winded (as I often am), I won't be offended if it gets edited a little. -- [[User:manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 7:13 14 May 2010 (CEST)

==The terrifying part==
No offense, but do we need this hear? It's more or less the same sort of stuff that can be said about the Sonnee and Rosey species in general and not just Sonichu's children. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:04, 20 December 2009 (CET)
*I'll move it, because I think it is more general, but it provides a good insight IMHO. --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 01:11, 20 December 2009 (CET)

== Growth ==
Someone made a comment on Sandy Rosechu's talk page about how quickly she grew, and it made me think about it a bit. How long have these children been in their infant forms? However long, Sandy was born after them and evolved before them. We can question as to whether he ever plans to age them at all. Chris says he plans on doing this comic for the rest of his life, and while that may be short considering all his health problems, he fully believes he'll be around until 100. So when does he plan to age them, if at all? And in fact, If the Sonichu comic and Chris do last for 25 more years, then will he actually evolve Sonichu into Metonic? And another point this person bought up was that Sonees evolve by having a high hapiness. So the girl whose first words she heard upon entering the world were 'Evan killed Mommy' was happy enough to evolve, but Robbie, Cerah and Christine are somehow even more miserable than that. Just saying. Should I put any of this into the article, or are Chris's future plans for them too off-topic? If it is then I could always put it into Sonichu (Comic). --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:39, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
*Chris's comics, are to him like a tv show, and in some tv shows, like the simpsons, and family guy, no matter how much time passes, the characters mantain their age, even if they have birthdays, and if questioned about it, its most likely that chris will answer that "sonichu's kids are happy, but they hold an everstone so they don't evolve" or some BS like that, its likely that those kids won't evolve for a while. In short, sonees are easy to evolve, but sonichu's kids are a) refusing to evolve b) using an everstone c)too sad to evolve. And sandy, like chris, probably forgot about simonla until she was reminded the trial day. Only time will tell us what stupid way they evolve.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 23:13, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

** He'll say either A or B if we accuse him of C. If it's A, we confirm that Robbie is a means for Chris to live an eternal childhood with Sarah and Crystal, and we flood the mailbag with letters about Chris teaching a bad lesson. If it's B, Sonichu and Rosechu are horrible parents. Win-win.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:53, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

**We'll send in a mailbag letter about that then. We'd probably have to wait a bit first though. It'd no doubt get put aside by the sysop for a mailbag full of letters telling him that he is a sick fuck because of Sonichu 10's contents. We'll wait until it gets calmer first. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 03:20, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

== Not so bad? ==

Am i the only person without a complete and undying hatred for the Sonichu children? i actually feel sad, though Robbie's speech impedment literally gives me headaches, for them (how much hatred they receive) and find them kinda cute...please don't troll me. [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:35, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
:gtfo --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 05:14, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
:Yes, you are, and yes, you will be trolled now.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:29, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
: :([[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 11:50, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
::Stand by for trolling... --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 12:45, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
:::I'll bravely and shamefully accept my fate. >:| [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 20:26, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Trolling has now commenced... are you feeling trolled yet? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 21:03, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::Umm, don't know. Though i'm feeling hot, so i suppose that counts.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:50, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
:Facepalm.jpg --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 9:49, 3 May 2010 (EST)
::It's mostly that my hatred for everything wrong that goes in the comic (and around CWC's life) is immdeialty redirected towards Chris. everything else is just pity especially for the poor existance of these little...whatever the hell tehy are supposed to be.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 20:26, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
::Please reference [http://www.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenTheDogIsAshamed this trope] for advice on how to proceed.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:23, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
:You are bad and you should feel bad.-[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:27, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
::I know and i deserve my punishment.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:48, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
They're just so WRONG. Everything about them is a testament to how monstrous a person Chris truly is. They are a disgusting mockery of everything a child should be, hideous deformed creatures attempting to masquerade as children, exposing it all as an act when they quote family guy or reveal that they've pissed on other living things for no reason.

They are abominations. An affront to man and god.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:13, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

I thought the ''Eraserhead'' baby was kind of cute and very pitiable, and I still hate these characters to pieces. Well, that's not entirely true; they're actually some of my favourite characters, but only because of how fascinatingly horrific they are. Of all of Chris's characters, these are the ones that seem the most "Chris" to me. Also, I just like horror stories about monstrous births. - [[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 16:55 17 May 2010

==I can't believe this hasn't been brought up==
Have you noticed how Chris has only included one male child for the Sonichus and Rosechus, this includes Sandy, but seriously it seems like either Chris is a definite pedo or he thinks male children are horrible, and yet he say he already has enough Sonichus and yet he keeps making more Rosechus, is it me or is that the other way around.--[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 21:35, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
*when you put it that way, the last TRUE and HONEST sonichu ever introcued was jamsta way back in sonichu 7. over the course, he has added like 5 new rosechus.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:49, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
** Yeah, it's hilarious that he says that he has enough Sonichus, and and yet he has like twelve Rosechus, makes you wonder if he really thinks that, or if he just wants to validate his straightness more.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 22:12, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
*** But this proves that chris is totally not a pedofork. what makes chris a pedofork is the existance of zapina though. Although sometimes calling him a pedo may be an insult to pedobear.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:13, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
****I don't really think he's a pedo. It's more like he hates JERKS and loves innocent sweet girls, and that this logic gets applied to children as well... fuck that DOES make him sound like a pedo. What I'm trying to say is he hates males so he trys to make most of his characters female.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 13:36, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
**** Beat I have to say that this is Chris's blatant hypocrasy in action, he claims "To have enough Sonichus" and yet the Rosechus in the series out number the Sonichus.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 20:32, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
****Its not so much hypocrisy as it is him being a retard really. But yeah, he adds more Rosechus because he hates males, and that applies to his Sonichus as well. All the males serve as sues for Chris. When Chris has a male character to represent every aspect of his personality as MoarLurk theorized, then he doesn't need any more male characters and he just adds in females, because he only really likes females. He just doesn't hate the Sonichus because they are essentially him. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:48, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*No, he hasn't. Kyle hasn't shown up in the comics, but he apparently exists. --[[User:Torako|Torako]] 14:10, 05 June 2010 (UTC)

== The Fry Kids Connection? ==

*Has anyone noticed that two of the kids resemble the Fry Kids from McDonald's? Remember those Fry Kids from the old Happy Meal ads?--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 08:54, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
[[File:61616524 efadb8d7d4 m.jpg]][[File:Sr kids.JPG]]
:not so much really.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 11:20, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
::I really don't see the resemblance.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 12:25, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Same here. If they were the Fry Kids, I wouldn't want 'em dead so much. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 13:16, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Ditto. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 10:13, 8 June 2010 (EST)
:I've noticed that they actually seem to actually resemble the powerpuff girls in a way (No fingers, stubbya arms and legs, giant heads (which are supposed to be round), and round eyes), though it could only be coincidence since there is no reference anywhere to the powerpuff girls in the comics.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:50, 16 June 2010 (UTC)
== Chao? ==

I was thinking they're chao. [http://i30.tinypic.com/2mr5fmq.jpg Note the eyes, the feet, stubby arms, though he inverts the eyes...] [[User:Shiny|Shiny]] 12:36, 14 June 2010 (UTC)
:Someone also brought that up in the sonee and roseys page.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:50, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

==Christine's Paternity==
I think Magi-Chan is still the most likely father for Christine. While Darkbind and Jamsta are also possible candidates, they've been paired off with their respective sentient masturbatory aids. Magi-Chan is the one who's been suffering from virgin with rage. Considering how Sonichu had the tendency to rub in the fact that he regularly gets laid in front of him, it might have pushed him over the edge. He could have easily used his psychic powers to make Rosechu believe he was Sonichu if he wanted a tender lovemaking experience, or he could have forced himself on her and wiped her memory afterward if that's how he gets off. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 04:56, 2 August 2010 (UTC)
*Chris is actually her father. It would explain her egotism as well as her purple-ness.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:59, 2 August 2010 (UTC)
**Egotism is not genetic; It's a learned trait. She got that way because Sonichu and Rosechu treat her like a princess. Rosechu on the other hand probably just wants to keep up the appearance...In short, I still believe Magi-Chan is her father. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 09:45, 2 August 2010 (EST)
***1)Chris is too dumb to pull a twist like this off. 2)Chris would never do anything like this to hurt his characters unless a troll blackmailed him into it. 3)A Blue Vaporeon and Pink Espeon can mate to produce a brown Eevee; Pokemon don't inherit colors. It was funny when it was an occasional gag, but this looks like it's seriously being considered. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 11:25, 2 August 2010 (PDT)

Sandy Rosechu

2010-08-01T03:32:45Z

OFSheep:

[[Image:SandyRosechu.jpg|thumb|D'aww! She's just so cute before violently ripping [[Evan]] to shreds with her bare hands!]]

{{quote|Yay! This soft sand is fun! [[Pedofork|Thank you, daddy!]]|Sandy, ''[[Sonichu 10]]''}}

'''Sandy Rosechu''' is the bastard daughter of [[Simonla Rosechu]] and [[Wild Sonichu]], with many of the same design elements as the former and NONE of the latter, making her [[Simonla Rosechu#Development|yet another kludge of a certain Chu]]. For whatever reason, she is able to harbor a desire for revenge and ninja-skills at a very young age, but she has no other discernible personality traits from the other [[Rosechu (species)|Mary Sues]] (assuming that they have any).

==Sonichu 10==
[[File:SandyKiller.JPG|thumb|Artist's depiction.]]

{{quote|"At least I will not have this issue to deal with in my teen years..."|Sandy, sadly mistaken for the years of therapy she'll need}}

In [[February 2010]] Chris finally caved to [[Evan#Effort_to_remove_Simonla_from_Sonichu|pressure from Evan]], and agreed to kill off Simonla. He fleshed out the original [[:File:SchuComic11P81.jpg|death page]] to reveal that Wild and Simonla had managed to shit out an egg together. It should be noted that Wild and Simonla were, as far as we know, never married, so Sandy is a bastard child. Moments later, Simonla is fatally wounded in a toilet explosion, and Wild sits on the egg ruminating about how much he and Simonla were looking forward to being parents, in an attempt to make readers care about [[Sonee & Rosey|the little blessing]]. Shortly after Simonla dies, the abomination hatches and asks where Mommy is. Ever sensitive and tactful, [[Magi-Chan]] promptly tells her that "[[Lie|Evan killed Mommy]]".

Less than a week after her hatching, Wild tricks Sandy into playing with Soft Sand, which causes her evolution into a [[rosechu (species)|rosechu]]. And by the time Evan, Alec, Mao and Sean go to trial for killing Simonla, she has the intelligence of a fourth-grader. Naturally, all four are found guilty and are sentenced to be murdered in the most violent and bloody ways imaginable. Wild, responsible father that he is, encourages Sandy to brutally eviscerate Evan. Sandy does so, going as far as to mutilate Evan's genitals, right after displaying serial killer tendencies by taking Evan's glasses as a trophy. The duo round off this wholesome daddy/daughter bonding activity by delivering the killer blow together. If this wasn't fucked up enough, consider that Evan is technically, by the standards of the [[Chris and Reality|CWCiverse]], Sandy's grandfather.

===Prime taradox?===
[[Image:Lisa.jpg|thumb|A super intelligent girl with spiked hair?]]

[[Magi-chan]] clearly states that Evan and his murderous kin will be tried [[Chris and the law|and executed]] within the week. This accompanies a drawing of Sandy's obligatory [[rosey]] form, stating her age, bizarrely, as <1 years old.{{cite}} Plausible, if not logical. Chris later depicts the evolved Sandy, at and age of <1 years old. Rationally, the executions would've been held months ago. Yet somehow, this evolved form is able to participate in the of the slaughter [[Asperpedia]] crew, leading to a few possibilities:

*The executions were postponed until Sandy was old enough to [[Chris and death|kill.]]
*There were several appeals made by Sean, probably regarding [[Tobacky|pot stickers]].
*Chris is retarded.

According to Chris's [[CWCipedia]] ramblings on [[Rosechu (species)#Rosechus and evolution|Rosechu evolution]], a Sandy Rosechu will evolve when it has high happiness and soft sand. Wild gave Sandy soft sand to play with as a Rosey in [[Sonichu 10]], which provides a possible explanation for how she was fully grown within one week. The fact that this means Wild essentially ''forced'' his daughter to grow up in order to fulfill a revenge fantasy is both incredibly disturbing and completely in-line with the rest of the horrifying content present in [[Sonichu 10]].

==Outside the comics==
{{quote|Sandy is pretty awesome, and not Simonla.|Evan's response to Sandy, on his DeviantART account}}

{{quote|She kind of looks exactly like Simonla, but with like Lisa Simpson hair.| Alec's response to Sandy, [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_9|9th Phonecall with Chris]]}}

Sandy is basically a giant "Fuck you" to Evan, since she's little more than a smaller version of Simonla with a few cosmetic changes and an epic THIRST! FOR! BLOOD! Chris even goes into detail that Sandy is basically filling every single role Simonla did, becoming a construction worker, hanging out with [[Zapina]] and basically every single thing Simonla has ever been seen doing (which, fortunately, was very little).

Nonetheless, despite the negative reception of Simonla, fans seem to have welcomed Sandy Rosechu into the series. Her popularity resulted in [[:Category:Sandy|fan art]] and even [[Fan:Capering_Berries|her own comic]] within days of her first appearance. This might be because she is one of the only characters with any sort of personality or depth. Of course, since this is something written by Chris, she'll probably devolve into yet another soulless husk who lives only to validate the heterosexuality of some random Sonichu.

==Future==
It remains to be seen if Sandy will be a recurring or regular character, or if she will get sent to the [[Moon]], but if she becomes a recurrent character, Chris will find a way to pair her up with a sonee or a [[pedofork|sonichu]]. With Chris's recent announcement that he will be redrawing the end of Sonichu 10 ''yet again'', her future remains up in the air.

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]

Talk:Sandy Rosechu

2010-08-01T03:32:34Z

OFSheep:

This Sandy character is a clear derivative of Simonchu. I wonder how Evan will react to it. Hopefully, it will be with another lawsuit. It's obvious that Chris didn't learn his lesson the first time, so we might as well whip him again. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 15:53, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

:Sandy IS simonla with a very slightly different haircut. I hate Chris so much.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:31, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
::I know. He made good on his promise to kill of Simonla, but he later decides to spit in the face of Evan by bringing her back in an almost identical body. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:35, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
:::You just know he's going to bring Simonla back in some way. Evan wanted him to stop using the character altogether, not just kill her off. She's going to reappear as a vision to Sandy or Wild or someone. Fuck.--[[User:AIDSandstuff|AIDSandstuff]] 17:45, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Date-ed, when Wild and Simonla hooked up, was in April. Director Amenities happened in August. Using the 99-day gestation period, Sandy was concieved in early May. Wild and Simonla never married. Sandy is the first Rosechu born out of wedlock. There is so much wrong with this. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 19:03, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
:At least Chris didn't say they were married, not yet. --[[User:Marco|Marco]] 19:26, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Awesome Sandy/Lisa fusion pic. --[[User:Kettle5000|Kettle5000]] 19:45, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

You know what's weird? Sandy evolves into a Rosechu, reaches level 25 and gains fourth-grade intelligence in less than a week, while Sonichu's children haven't changed at all. Does this mean even Chris recognized those abominations are retarded, even the context of the comic? --[[User:ninjaclown|ninjaclown]] 22:14, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

:Y'know, when I saw Sandy evolve, I couldn't help but think "What about the other kids?". God knows how long they've been like that. Also, Sandy's Rosechu form resembles nothing of her Rosey form... Which is either a retarded mistake, or that means Robbie, Cera and Christine is probably look different IF they evolve. That being said, doesn't maximum happiness make the grow up? Sooo... That leaves to question the parenting of Rosechu and Sonichu... [[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 20:37, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

:I'd say Chris's desire to shove Sandy in Evan's face as a "clever" loophole and get revenge outweighs any rational thought or realization that the demon spawn are god-awful creations. If he hasn't realized that Sonichu is an unoriginal recolor in ten years, he won't realize that Sonichu's children are among his worst creations ever. --[[User:GodBear|GodBear]] 22:35, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

:I think that Chris is [[Things Chris has ripped off|taking hints from]] Twilight (another author-appeal Mary-Sue-fest literary travesty with invincible heroes, oddly enough, although still not as bad as Sonichu) on super speshul kids. Renesmee, like Sandy, grows at a faster rate than a normal child and is (supposedly) amazingly smart for her actual age (IIRC); Renesmee was also created to be a love interest to one of the popular male characters, who [[Pedofork|imprints]] on her, and it may just be my imagination, but I can see pedofork undertones between Wild and Sandy. --[[User:Spandam-sama|Spandam-sama]] 00:06, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
:: I think the undertones are because Chris doesn't understand love in any form and can only take it from TV, which feature romantic love much more than parental love. There are much better places for pedophilia subtext in Sonichu. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:00, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
***Well, considers how Chris acts toward his creation Rosechu. He thinks she's the sexiest Rosechu (furfag much? Well, we already knew that.), according to the common questions. Which means he'd fuck a Rosechu, and that's absolutely disgusting. He also scarred poor Sandy for life by allowing her to kill someone at a young age! A normal person would be psychologically affected by killing someone in that way! However, as the article says, she's a mary sue with less personality that a pebble, just like the other Rosechus. --[[User:Mikhail Faulken|Mikhail Faulken]] 03:33, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
**** A psychotic murder rosechu? Pretty much like [[mailbag 54|Creepychu]], i'd say, this particular rosechu took a step further in the comics, by being the first one to commit murder, isn't she? [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:34, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
*****The murder part bothers me much less than the "keep alive and in pain" part. That's the line Chris Crossed that I'll never be able to forget.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:05, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
***** Speaking of which, the new picture added to this article is quite well drawn and detailed considering the news was only recently made light. Who drew it and where can I find them? --[[User:Ninjaclown|Ninjaclown]] 05:32, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
****** If you click the image it says Beat uploaded the picture, ask him. [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 05:44, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

*I added a small blurb about how Evan is technically Sandy's grandfather (if we go by CWC standards that a creator is the same as a father/mother). Hopefully someone with more artistic talent than myself can utilize this information for something.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 01:45, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
**Here's a Thought: If Evan is Simonchu's father, and Chris is Simonla's father...wouldn't that make Chris and Evan homogay? I really wish the mailbags were still going on[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 15:03, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

== "Time paradox" ==

Where did it show Sandy at ">1"? I've scoured the pages of the (albeit retconned) comic featuring Sandy, and could not find this. Is there an "original" that shows this? --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 05:37, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
*Sonichu 10, Page 85 lists it in the bottom right panel as <1. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 06:30, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
::That's right. So why does the article say that Sandy was shown at ">1"? --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 04:38, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Simple, it's a typo. I'll go fix it. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 03:32, 1 August 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:General

2010-07-30T11:44:28Z

OFSheep:

__NEWSECTIONLINK__
For discussion that doesn't fit into the other community pages - though do keep it related to the CWCki.

==Hey people, how about those Mumble chats?==
I've started a "10 minutes at a time" project to finish transcribing mumbles. Transcribing sucks, but 10 minutes in one go can relieve the strain on the people transcribing. Especially since if we get 10 or more people on board, transcribing a Mumble can be finished in the space of a couple of days instead of one person over the course of 10 days. I have a couple of people on board, but it would be nice to have several more. For the specifics of how it works, go to my [[User:Fuckingstupid|user page]]. [[Mumble_7|The Mumble chat we are currently tackling is #7]]. It would be nice if anyone who has a couple spare hours a day to transcribe a simple 10 minutes. Thanks in advance. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:25, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

== Chris and Love Suggestion? ==
I was thinking we should add a new article on the "Chris and...." series. Perhaps "Romance"? Maybe give an insight on his idea of being romantic. I feel we could write good article on this. There's a shit load of cheesy awkward sayings. Also,an observation on his behavior on dates with trolls could be good. Just a thought. --[[User:Bealtespip122]]

* Not a bad idea. Because Chris has blurred the line between romance and sex. With him, it's one in the same. Would be interesting to poke at I think. [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]]

Aye, "romance" to him is just a means to an end. He sees act of dating as not about two people enjoying each others company, it's just to test compatibility so they can eventually fuck. Anything beyond that is just a ruse to keep the woman interested. I can't imagine him having a sincere desire to have an emotional connection with another human being, he just wants to be coddled and pleased. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:10, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

*[[Love quest]] more or less seems to cover this.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:38, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

*I'd say the Love Quest really covers his attempts at "reelin' in da ladiez" and being thwarted by outside forces. Not so much as a personal insight into what Chris thinks is romantic or sweet. --[[User:Bealtespip122|Bealtespip122]] 16:31, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
** Rather than being covered by the love quest page, it's just mentioned; same treatment for [[Chris and sex]]. The events of the Megan, Ivy, and Wallflower sagas tell a lot about his view of romance. Can't forget the essential McDonald's date either. Without some good writing, though, it might not make the best article. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 17:35, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
*well he wanted to make " Date Education" apart from sex education, i think a chris and romance, detailing what he thinks is romance would be a nice add to the cwcki.---[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 17:13, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

== Fridays After Five yet again ==

This probably isn't a big surprise to anyone, but Chris was also at Fridays After Five on July 16th. No pictures, I'm afraid. He was wearing a bright orange sleeveless shirt with what looked like a beer logo on the back and holding a Budweiser aluminum bottle, a little mini fan made to look like an iPod, and a hula hoop for some reason. Most importantly he had a sort of basic attraction sign with him, nothing elaborate or directly sexual but it said something like "Friendly and Flirty Man Zone" or something similar to that and with more smaller text under that I couldn't make out. He was sitting on the back grass part and left a few minutes before the music was over. I would have loved to catch Chris's attempts at using the hula hoop, I bet that was funny as hell. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 03:25, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
*Good work. Mind getting some pictures next time? [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 03:28, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
**If I get to Charlottesville again when it's going on, I'll see what I can do. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 03:53, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::*No pressure. It's your prerogative. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 03:59, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::* If you're some tard trying to get attention, fuck you, die. I have to put that disclaimer in nowadays, nothing personal. If you're being TRUE and HONEST, thank you so much for reporting this, because Chris holding something that says "Friendly and Flirty Man Zone" would be the most unintentionally hilarious thing that has ever happened. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 05:33, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::::* Oh no, this is very real. I have another person confirming the hula hoop thing. The man zone thing is what confirms it. Yeah. It's pretty damn retarded. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:30, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::::* Holy shit, I'm just trying to help out during a dry spell and I'm even willing to try going back and get pics, and your reaction is "fuck you, die"? May I also point out that this very site has a giant banner across the top of the main page making in very clear that they want all sightings reported? What on earth is wrong with you? [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 14:12, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Well, I say thanks for your assistance. Clyde confirms what is obviously good intel. Pics are nice, but hey. Nice find anyhow. Keep up the great work. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:01, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::::::*Since we have confirmation, I guess I'll add this as a sighting to the Fridays after five article. Thanks a bunch Camelopardalis.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:16, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::::*Thanks, guys. To answer some of the "What, no pictures?!" sentiment, I went there to listen to some music and didn't really expect to see anything photo-worthy. These are local bands that usually play in bars and so on. Lots of people didn't bring cameras, especially as the band was a country-bluegrass bunch, not exactly Lady Gaga. I'll definitely have a camera along next time, just in case. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 01:51, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::::*Oh, and I think I can explain the hula hoop. If you look at the pictures of Chris at FAF on July 9, the wide shots taken from inside the seats area, not the close-up one on CWCki, there's two young girls and apparently their moms using hula hoops right behind him. I know the general opinion is Chris isn't a pedo, but all it takes is some basic logic that he observed little girls hula hooping at FAF and then brought one the next week himself. Not that creepy behavior is anything new for Chris but following up the kid-photographing incident with this? [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 02:09, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

== "fan works purge", including TV Tropes even here ==

[http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Special:Log/delete Partying like it's 1937] makes me kinda sad. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:42, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
* Meh. That Tropes "article" was one of the biggest crimes in CWCki history, and the Charles Wilbur Crushman thing was the first online item I've come across that was such a steaming pile of shit I could actually smell it. The rest I have no comment on, but there was so much selfsucking garbage on here that it justified a deletion policy, and it probably justified said deletion as well. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 05:48, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

::Crimes against the people, I guess. Goodbye [http://www.youropinionsarewrong.com/images/random/stalin-airbrush.jpg Comrade T.V. Tropes], hardly we knew ye. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 06:25, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

:::The whole fan works section was a mistake in the first place. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:34, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

::::Counter-revolutionary nest that sabotages and opposes the creative work of the people. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 06:39, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

::::: shut up, you face [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:42, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

The fan-works thing started out as a few fun little comics and stories that where just basically bored people fucking around and satirizing Chris' shit. Then people started taking it seriously, or trying to become e-famous, or just generally being self important and retarded. The good "fan-works" can be archived and stored elsewhere, because unless it's specifically relevant to Chris or a Chris event it really doesn't belong here.

More importantly, most of the fan-works sucked metric ass, and it was bringing in a massive collection of morons that where really starting to fag up the place. Personally, I think the "fan-works purge" is the best thing to happen to the CWCki in a long time.

== this community portal split idea was retarded ==
a very good post by clydec age 9 [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:37, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
*WARNED YOU ABOUT THE SPLIT, BRO.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:00, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

== Look what I did ==

I made a couple of userboxes. Use them, disdain/ridicule them, or improve them as you see fit.

—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] ([[User talk:SeventhBase|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/SeventhBase|contribs]]) 
:Nice work - just enhancing your template links and signing your posts. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:20, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:: no these are stupid [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 04:54, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
::More userboxes are not really what we need right now. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:30, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

== new idea for speculation ==
speculation runs high. split that up into multiple pages or something [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 04:54, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

==Chris and relationships==
Just a short idea: There are several categories regarding Chris relationships, aquaintances (for example [[Galpals|Galpals]] "Males Chris doesn't hate") orjust general people he interacted with. I think it might be beneficial to have a kind of overview regarding what people he interacted with in what timeline. Could also be linked under "friends" etc. in order to illustrate the extent of his growing social isolation and successive personal development. -- [[User:Miela|Miela]] 13:22, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

== July 23 Fridays After Five ==

I was at FAF this weekend, didn't stay for the whole thing, I was gone by about 7:30 or so but as far as I could tell Chris wasn't there. Actually the whole thing was pretty dead compared to the usual turnout, especially the lawn area which was almost empty. Heat index was something like 110, so I can't blame him for staying home, unless the reason was that Chris feels he's too heavily monitored at FAF these days. I did remember one more thing about Chris at FAF last week though, he had on dark wraparound sunglasses on... UNDER his regular eyeglasses. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 22:25, 24 July 2010 (UTC)
:I guess that confirms his shades aren't prescription. Makes sense, he chose the cheapest frames available for his glasses, why would be spend the money for something expensive like prescription sunglasses? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 22:28, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

==Modnation Levels==
I don't suppose anybody's actually played any of Chris's levels or anything?

It's completely understandable if nobody wants to play them, given that it's Chris, I'm sure they're all garbage, but currently all we have on his modnation efforts are a bunch of tiny screencaps I took from the website. We covered all of his LBP nonsense in detail, it's kinda weird that nobody's even tried to look into his tracks.

Any intrepid PS3 owners wanna step up?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:30, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

I don't know if anyone else has suggested it already, but I've got a feeling that one of the best ways to reach (and troll) Chris right now is through ModNation, considering he probably spends most of his time there. Just track him down, join him in a game, "befriend" and chat with him... then beat him silly on his own levels and expect lulz. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 06:47, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

I'm sure everyone would appreciate good let's-play videos of the ModNation levels (along the lines of the LBP owl level preview video). Does ModNation allow recording/playing back online matches? Dramatic replays and dreadful overanalysis of Chris's online games would be terribly appreciated. I mean, I don't watch motorsports, but microsecond-by-microsecond commentary on clumsy moves just might be worth watching. =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 10:35, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

==Just a question==
Not sure it this is the right place to ask or talk about a question or if this is old news but forgive me if I am wrong about anything, but may I ask whats the deal with the Cwiki and /cwc/ fighting and every thing can't find anything about whats going?--[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 15:47, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
*As far as I'm aware, there isn't anything. If you're talking about Delebonte being a fag and making a shittalk template, that doesn't have to do with /cwc/. /cwc/, as I see it, is a place where people go to talk about Chris. It's the watercooler where everyone goes to provide their own theories without threat of retribution. Cwcki is a place where facts are documented and presented. They don't really conflict, and /cwc/ doesn't really seem to be vandalising this site or anything, so I guess you just have bad information. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 15:49, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
Ok thanks, what I got was something about something about legi0n or who ever being mad about furrys being on the cwciki and users being blacklisted by someone but idk, I can't look a the thread right now because when ever i got to the /cwc/ I keep getting the message saying "Website Disabled". but anyway thanks for clearing this up a little for me.--[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 16:02, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
*I can probably explain that one. People on /cwc/ follow most of the same "rules" as other imageboards (e.g. 4chan, 7chan, etc.) and as such tend to ban furries and stuff because they spam their boards with fetish porn. On the CWCki, this isn't an issue, and so we have a more lax set of rules. For people who don't understand the difference between the two systems, they might be led to believe that we are a furry site, when in fact we are just tolerant. I wouldn't worry about it too much. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:10, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

==Old News==

Hey, newfag here. On Bulbapedia, there was apparently a small battle over whether or not to make Sonichu as a page, with Chris (obviously) being the sole supporter. A user posted quotes from their supposed discussion here: http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blog.php?b=15577 Considering said user had no idea who Sonichu was at the time of this discussion, or shortly before I told him a few hours earlier, I'm betting money it actually happened. Thing is, this happened in August of last year, so where should it go? - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 12:47, 30 July 2010 (EST)
:(Are you Brazilian/Portuguese by any chance?) I can't really confirm it's him. The use of "OVER 9" (like that stupid meme), incorrect use of "Your" (he's stupid, but that's not one of his quirks), NOT censoring the F-word with asterisks, as well as calling you a troll outright (though I wouldn't put it past him, frankly) and declaring the "reality" of Sonichu out in the open (he does probably believe this, but he would only insinuate it)... These are rather consistent with a copycat troll than the TRUE and HONEST Chris-chan. But if we DO get a confirmation, it should go in its own article, along with a Da Update showing that new information was unearthed.--[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 05:05, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
*No, I was born in the Philippines, grew up in America. But anyway, I doubt we'll get any sort of confirmation, Chris has most likely long forgotten about this. I suppose I can ask if any of the conversation is left, but I don't think it'll prove anything. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 1:10, 30 July 2010 (EST)
**Well, this is the only other edit he made. "I would like you to know that Sonichu is a REAL Pokemon. I know, because I have over 9 years of canon from him and his world, and have been in talks with Nintendo to put Sonichu and Rosechu into animal crossing, and have been in talk with Sega to make a Sonichu video game. Please consider this. Thank you. I will dare to keep my dreams alive." Hmm. Yeah, from the looks of it, it appears it was nothing more than a poser. I doubt even Chris would say something like that. Of course, I'm a newfag so make of it what you will. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 1:55, 30 July 2010 (EST)
**Chris wouldn't mention the talks with Nintendo after finding out the people behind that were trolls. Too much wounded pride.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 11:44, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

== Why are some people so eager to ban Chris everywhere on the Internet? ==

Including the people here on CWCki? Where's the fun in Chris crashing into PS3 slumber again? Damn, I wish Chris was allowed back to deviantART :( --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:10, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

More to the point, is there an official policy regarding stupid ass bullshit like "[[CWCipedia]] states that Chris may or may not create another account. Be sure to tip off the dA admins if he will return."? I think there should be.

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2010-07-20T12:14:39Z

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== Pink thing on his wrist? ==
What is that pink thing on his right wrist? It looks too big to be an entry wristband (plus no one else seems to be wearing them), and it's not in the photos of him at FAF the second time. I can't even see signs of it being a wristwatch (no obvious clockface). Anyone have any idea, or is it just unimportant? -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 10:11, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

Probably a bracelet. Chris may be wearing it to appeal to DA LADIEZ, unaware that it makes him look like he wants DA MENZ. He's dumb like that. Or maybe it's something for that event that I don't get.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 12:13, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

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2010-07-20T12:13:56Z

OFSheep:

== Pink thing on his wrist? ==
What is that pink thing on his right wrist? It looks too big to be an entry wristband (plus no one else seems to be wearing them), and it's not in the photos of him at FAF the second time. I can't even see signs of it being a wristwatch (no obvious clockface). Anyone have any idea, or is it just unimportant? -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 10:11, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
Probably a bracelet. Chris may be wearing it to appeal to DA LADIEZ, unaware that it makes him look like he wants DA MENZ. He's dumb like that. Or maybe it's something for that event that I don't get.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 12:13, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

Tagged Flipnote

2010-07-19T12:49:00Z

OFSheep:

[[File:28yearsyoung.PNG|thumb|left|Uh-huh.]]
[[File:touching.jpg|thumb|right|A more accurate assessment.]]
This untitled animation is the eighth of [[Christian|Christian's]] [[Flipnote Hatena]] animations. The video has been dubbed "'''Tagged Flipnote'''," as it is based off a meme on the site where people get 'tagged' and write about themselves; Chris provides us with ten "facts" about himself, most of which are blatantly false. It should be noted that in order to be able to read it on the internet, one must turn one's head or screen 90 degrees.

This video was removed due to Chris's signature; sharing your real name is against Flipnote Hatena's rules.

{{-}}
== Video ==

{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = [untitled]
| video = {{#ev:youtube|sR3augp4NQc}}
| stardate = June 27, 2010
| previous = [[Cheesy!]]
| next = [[Edit Me]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
''[The Nintendo DSi is flipped over to make this vertical. Music plays in the background.]'' 
''[An image of [[Sonichu]] with © 3/00 next to it displayed.]'' 
'''Writing:'''
"To prevent being "Tagged", here are my Ten Facts C.W.C. 

I AM [[Honest|HONEST]], GOOD AND DECENT MAN, Christian W. Chandler. 

I AM A [[Chris and his ego|FUN, LOYAL, SOCIABLE AND COOL FRIEND]], Christian W. Chandler 

I ENJOY MAKING WOMEN FEEL GOOD. ☺ Christian W. Chandler 

I AM [[Chris and anger|CALM, PEACEFUL AND FRIENDLY]]. Christian W. Chandler 

I AM NOT DANGEROUS, [[Death threats|NOR WOULD I EVER HARM ANY PERSON]]. Christian W. Chandler 

I AM [[Power|STRONG]] AND CAN/WILL DEFEND/PROTECT MY TRUE FRIENDS. Christian W. Chandler 

I AM A FAITHFUL [[Chris and religion|CHRISTIAN METHODIST]]. Christian W. Chandler 

I AM [[Honor roll|SMART]], AND I LIKE TO THINK & PLAN THINGS THROUGH FULLY. Christian W. Chandler 

I AM [[Liquid Chris|Sonichu's Original Creator]]. Christian W. Chandler 

I KEEP MY [[03212010_C-Ya_Later.MOV|SOCIAL-IZINGS IN REAL LIFE ONLY]], AND MY... 

...[[Dox|PERSONAL INFORMATION OFFLINE]] AND TO MY-SELF AND THOSE CLOSEST AND MOST... 

... HONEST ONLY. [[CWCki|THE STUFF ONLI-NE]] ARE FALSE, OUTSIDE MY [[Youtube|YOUTUBE]], "ChristianWChandler", 

AND THIS F.N. Hatena Account in my own hand-writing/draw-ing. C.W.C. 

OH YEAH! 

I'm 28 Years [[Fail|Young]], 5'10", and a [[Barbara#Pampering_of_Chris|Good-Looking Man]]. Christian W. Chandler 

Thank You, and have a good & safe day. ''[An image of Sonichu with © 3/00 next to it displayed again.]'' [[Ego|Christian W. Chandler]]." 

[[Category: Flipnote Hatena]]

My apologies

2010-07-19T12:48:56Z

OFSheep:

'''My apologies''' is a [[Flipnote Hatena|flipnote]] [[Chris]] uploaded on 1 [[July 2010]]. The flipnote contains no drawings, no music, and most importantly, no [[remorse]].

In a rare moment of self-awareness, Chris not only disabled comments on this flipnote, but for the ones that remain as well. (He then reenabled comments the next day.) the flipnote was promptly deleted because of Chris's signature. He doesn't understand that his insatiable urge to brand everything he makes with his own name is the cause of his mod troubles.

On 2 July, Chris re-uploaded some of his previously removed flipnotes, including his [[RomanticLabyrinth|sex dream]], and subsequently got the permanent banhammer. This was the last flipnote seen from our [[autism|autistic]] friend.

==The "video"==
{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = MyApologies
| video = {{#ev:youtube|4aVi_rbk8lA}}
| stardate = July 1, 2010
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}
| previous = [[CWC 3D Voice Check]]
| next = ''Current''
}}

===Transcript===
My apologies for [[Chris and the Internet|deleting and dis-abling the Comments on my FlipNotes]], but I am doing this to clear the [[CWCki|slanderings]] from the [[Trolls]] (ALL of Whom are being ignored, and [[Lie|are not/will not be getting ANY attent-ion at all]]) and to teach them that they all Need to Stop their harassments and [[Chris and hypocrisy|Reevaluate their lives for their benefit]]. [[Death threats|No harm will be done]]; THEY Need to understand that Useless Pranks at other people's expense and such misdemeanors are just that, [[Christian Weston Chandler|USELESS]]. [[Twin Falling Towers|It Is Not Funny]]. Peace, Christian W. Chandler.

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?hijngztn2wj Download the movie in FLV format]

[[Category: Flipnote Hatena]]

CWC 3D Voice Check

2010-07-19T12:46:58Z

OFSheep:

'''CWC 3D Voice Check''' is Chris's addition to the [[Flipnote Hatena]] which was uploaded on 30 [[June 2010]].

Unlike his previous heavy handed attempts at popularity and ego, Chris falls back on impressions, imitating those such as [[Optimus Prime]], Meatwad, Inspector Gadget, and Popeye. Each imitation is separated by a static screen, an idea he stole from Robot Chicken. He also plagiarizes ''[[Monty Python]]'''s running joke, "And now for something completely different;" after ripping off this line, he mentions [[CWCFlyingElephants|Monty Python's Flying Elephants]]. While Chris's impersonations aren't quite as bad as one would at first assume based on his previous attempts, they still display a complete lack of skill and practice, and are not impressive in the least.

Interestingly, Chris tries his hand at 3D, but it doesn't really work. This was inspired by another 3D flipnote Chris commented on which he called "[[honor roll|geinus]]" [sic]. This of course meant that [[Chris and copyright|he would steal it]].

The flipnote is later taken down, most likely due to [http://flipnote.hatena.com/rule-1-en Flipnote Hatena's] rules regarding [[copyright]]. If not, then because of his signature, as sharing one's name is another violation of the rules.

== Video ==

{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = CWC 3D Voice Check
| video = {{#ev:youtube|whQCzwAG2Ng}}
| stardate = June 30, 2010
| previous = [[For Women ONLY]]
| next = [[My apologies]]
}}

==Transcript==
[[Image:Prime facepalm.jpg|thumb|right|Optimus Prime's reaction to Chris's impersonation.]]
[[Image:Meatwad 08.jpg|thumb|right|Meatwad after hearing Chris impersonate him.]]
''[The flipnote is in "3-D", though very simplistically; there are overlapping red and blue versions of the drawing to give it a simple 3-D style]''

IN 3-D!

It's

Some "CWC" Voice Checks

''[4 Cartoon Characters, some of whom Chris has used before, appear one after the other on the screen, with a drawing of TV-Set style "Static" in between. Each one is voiced by Chris, giving some stock lines from each character. Listed below with their lines:]''

[[Optimus Prime|Optimus Prime]]: "Autobots, Transform and Roll Out!"

[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|Meatwad]]: "I'm meatwad, I'm a ball of meat..."

Inspector Gadget: "Stop in the name of the law! Sorry about that chief!:

Popeye: "A-g-g-g-g-g-g-gug! I eats me spinach every day!"

''[Chris voices each screen after this in his terrible British accent.]''

And now for [[Things Chris Has Ripped Off|something completely different...]]

It's

[[Monty Python|MONTY PYTHON'S]] [[CWCFlyingElephants|FLYING ELEPHANTS!]]

LOL!

Have a good and safe Day. Christian W. Chandler
{{-}}
[[Category:Flipnote Hatena]]

Don'tGetTrolled!

2010-07-19T12:44:52Z

OFSheep:

[[File:Youvebeentrolled.png|thumb|You can tell when Chris makes an addition, because suddenly everything sucks]]
'''Don'tGetTrolled''' is Chris's second flipnote animation, posted to [[Flipnote Hatena]] on 22 [[June 2010]]. Chris is known for his [[plagiarism]], but this by far the most blatant and obvious theft he's ever undertaken. Viewers will immediately notice the very high animation quality compared to his other pieces. This is because he didn't make them.

The flipnote is a barely remixed version of an [http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016 animation] Chris commented on extensively. Chris adds very little to the original animation, scrawling a message about internet safety on some of the frames, and replacing a picture of [[Sonic]] with one of [[Sonichu]]. His description for the animation begs viewers to show their support for the "Bill for Anti Online Bad-Mouthing", which is presumably a [[law]] Chris dreamed up that would stand in defiance of [[America|freedom of speech]].

Chris actually credits 8-Bit for creating the animation, which is surprising considering how much he usually plagiarizes. Granted, Chris gives this credit in the worst way possible, acting as though 8-Bit is some sort of stalwart ally that supports Chris in his battle against the Bill of Rights. A quick check of the comments on 8-Bit's page shows that Chris made no effort to contact him after his initial rant. It's likely 8-bit had no idea Chris was stealing his work, or that Chris thought of him as an ally.

On top of all of that, Chris completely missed the point of the original video, as it is with everything else he watches. The original message was that if you reply to a troll, then it's your own fault for being a [[naive]] [[retard]]. It's all about personal responsibility for your own actions, which is an alien concept to Chris. Also notable is the fact that Chris locked editing on this video; much like how he [[Download For Play Only|begged people not to change]] his [[LittleBigPlanet]] levels, he is just as protective of his flipnotes. Even when they are almost completely devoid of original material.

It does, however, show a few things about Chris and his thoughts. He still classifies [[ED]] as [[4-cent_garbage.com|4-cent Garbage]], believes trolls are always on the lookout to find and post more videos of himself (which is true, and it doesn't help that he gladly delivers), and feels that all personal information should be kept off the Internet and all relationships should be started in real life (which is a bit of misinformation on his part - your information is gonna be on the Internet one way or another and not everything must be initiated in real life as he thinks).

The Flipnote was later taken down due to Chris sharing his real name, something against Flipnote Hatena's rules.

==Description==
{{quotebox|Show Your Support with me and 8-Bit for the Bill for Anti Online Bad-Mouthing.

Awesome! :)}}
==Video==
{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = Don'tGetTrolled
| video = {{#ev:youtube|DEtLbxtM3tw}}
| stardate = June 22, 2010
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}
| previous = [[UltimateNightmare]]
| next = [[HippoOnYourHead]]
}}
===Transcript===
''The audio, and the majority of the video in this animation was not created by Chris. This being the case, this Transcription will only cover the additions Chris made.''

'''0:08-0:09'''
 The original text "Don't reply 2 this this guy" is replaced with "Don't reply 2 any of these idiots". Chris also adds a variation of the "Awesome!" smile, and a hieroglyphic that reads "[[4-cent garbage]]".

'''0:14-0:15'''
 In a graphic representing a [[Sonichu Forum|forum thread]], The word "[[Pokémon|pkmn]]" is replaced with the word "Sonichu".

'''0:16-0:18'''
 In the background, behind the singing man, Chris drew a troll, looking through a video camera. Moments later, this is replaced with a frame in the foreground, depicting the singing stickman as though he's in a newspaper article. "8-BITki" is written in the bottom right, as though it's a sort of headline. It's obvious it's supposed to be the [[Main Page]] of the [[CWCki]], but Chris even fails at that.

'''0:21-0:22'''
 What was originally Sonic the Hedgehog is replaced by Sonichu. Chris drew his initials in the margin, because Sonichu is an ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL.

'''0:23-0:26'''
 Chris wrote several short messages in the background, one appearing after another. "Keep your info to yourself and off the internet!" "Start all relationships in real life only!" "Stay safe and happy online!"

'''0:34-0:35'''
 After the animation proper ends, A two part message from Chris appears. "Remixed by Christian W. Chandler, for the Anti-Internet bad-mouthing campaigne [sic]." "Thanks to '8-Bit' for the original flipnote and anti-troll support."

[[Category: Flipnote Hatena]]

Talk:Flipnote Hatena

2010-07-19T12:43:08Z

OFSheep:

{{Not A Forum}}
Get all of chris's comments, save his flipnote bullshit creations

and uh

yeah. he favorited over 71 PAGES OF THESE FUCKING THINGS

[[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:42, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:Archive of comments in progress. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:13, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016
Fuck, he knows we filmed him. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:17, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
*By the way, it's page 22 of the comments.
:I disagree. This is not conclusive confirmation that he was aware of people filming him. He could easily be referring to previous times where people have witnessed him out and about (like the Michael Snyder incident). He may have suspected people were following him about there but we don't know if he was aware for sure. I sense we may get a new video soon. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:22, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

:*At least he didn't comment on all of them. I'm thinking get screencaps of everything he commented on and save his comments?
:* I've saved all his comment images and plan on uploading them shortly. I would guess we can just link what the image is replaying to in the gallery captions. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:35, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:* Uploaded - I had to change the format from the source GIFs since they don't play nicely with galleries. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:09, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
== jesus fffffffff ==
Chris has favorited over 2000 of these things. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 23:45, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
*:Yeah, I'm not about to list those. It's pretty obvious he just hits favorite on everything he moderately likes. Still I guess I could skim them to see if any TRUE AND HONEST Sonichu fanart is in there.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:52, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

== Holy mother of fuck, hahaha! ==

God, it's like this is all he did yesterday besides pretend the party was some kind of slo-mo rave to get underage girls at! --[[User:Eniggy|Enig-HAHAH]] 00:31, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Uh, hm. Yes, that is what happened. Thanks. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:33, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Chris has no hope of getting back to a normal life. The trolls are going to follow him and torment him until the day he dies, and he's unable to do a thing about it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 00:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

^ *Insert requiem for a dream music*--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 01:21, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Chris could very easily get back to a normal net life. The problem is, he can't help but be Chris. If he would stop signing everything and talking about himself in every post, he'd just be another guy on a forum. If you'll notice, most of his posts are either unfunny random humor that would be loss in the morass of the same or him shilling his custom content. Cut out the second and he'd fit right in. He'll never resist yelling about his Sonichu modkingdom or whatever custom thing he makes next because he's an idiot. On another note, Chris thinks that negative tone = lie given one of his quotes. I mean, no matter what sort of spin we put on it, that video of him humping a blow-up doll exists, no? --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 01:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Chris doesn't seem to consider negative tone=lie. Rather, this is just an example of his tardlogic. When he says "EVERYTHING OUTSIDE THE PRE-HACKED CWCIPEDIA, MY OKCUPID PROFILE, AND MY YOUTUBE ACCOUNT IS A LIE", he expects everyone to simply ignore everything that is not on one of the sites.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:11, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
[[File:Troll Rage (Obama-style).PNG]] All five parts of it. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:38, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Sheep, man, you got this all wrong. Chris logic isn't as complex as 'negative tone = lie'. It's even more simple than that. It's 'something he disagrees with = lie'. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:05, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

And on a seperate note: Damn. You guys move fucking fast. How the hell do trolls find shit like this? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:08, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Don't tell Chris but there's a bug in his DSi. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:09, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::If that's true then DAMN does Clyde have moles in Sony ''and'' Nintendo?? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:13, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Clyde secretly is the real Shigeru Miyamoto. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:15, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

I have to agree with OFSheep, the problem with Chris is that he wants attention, and he has to PUT SONICHU EVERYWHERE, and stuff his ego into every orifice.
He will always have the unwanted attention, until he learns to stop attracting it. but he can't do that, just like chris will stop being called gay when he stops denying it by dressing up like a homo [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 18:13, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

==Animation==
A crappy animation was just posted on Chris's FH profile, though it could be the work of trolls, so someone with more behind the scenes information should add this.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 17:38, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
*Wow, that's something an eight year old whose parents buy him twelve iPhones a year could do in a minute. I'm still waiting for Bob to finally ban him from the computer and the DSi. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:14, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
[[File:UltimateNightmareFlipnote.png|thumb|Just kinda weird, really.]]
::I dunno. It's crappy enough to be a Chris-Chan creation, but it seems like it's a step above him all the same. The whole "Really slow guy with annoying beep" is something Chris would probably consider a nightmare, sure, but I don't get why he would make this.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:51, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
::Fuck it, adding now.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:55, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
:: I'd say it's the work of trolls, compare the handwritting with the others, besides, the guy is standing on straight lines, an impossible feat for chris, and the video description is too elaborate to be chris's.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 20:01, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
*cries a bit* This is the most beautiful thing ever.... [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]
::: Do you think the trolls managed to hack into Chris's Flipnote Hatena account? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:09, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: unless someone stole his DSi, this is chris. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:09, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
Holy fucking shit this is creepy. [[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 14:35, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
*Chris's autism just evolved to Ulillillia's level. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 18:22, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:*I don't really think they're even close to eachother. Uilillillia's crazy, but he's the innocent sort of crazy.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:35, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::Yes, but this just the kind of animation Ulillillia would make. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 21:39, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Not nearly enough parallax or supernaturality to be an Ulillillia animation. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 22:21, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
*Does this remind anyone else of that Suicide Mouse video that /x/ put out there a while ago? Same concept, a thing walking on a loop with a weird, repetitive noise in the background. Except this is shitty and not creepy like the other one. ([[User:KingoftheJuice|KingoftheJuice]] 19:07, 22 June 2010 (UTC))
:*this one is also creepy, but mostly because of the annoying beep and emptyness.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 20:19, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:**It's like David Lynch minus the artistic integrity/batshit insanity/baby puppet apparently made from a cow fetus. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 22:21, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

==CWC Got Told==

[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D6047619382_000#535E907031CED2BB-c11539868617741172339 Comment #8] by Foxstar(id: Rashala) "Please do not post on my channel ever again". I'm looking to see what I can find that would cause him/her to say this. Anyone know?
:Nothing by foxstar is on Chris's comment list and I'm not about to go through a 3 pages and god only knows how many comments of furfag content trying to find a Chris comment that might not even exist. It's probably just some faggot begging for attention.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:29, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::Because Chris linked his stupid video to her 4chan channel which has nothing to do with the ACTUAL 4chan since chris is a lazy so...yeah. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 15:38, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

== "Bill for Anti-Internet Bad Mouthing Campaign" ==

The "Bill" part of that just hit me. Chris wants to make talking bad about people on the internet illegal. Again.

I don't think it would be unreasonable to believe that he's gonna bring up this idea again sooner rather than later. If he does, new content for Chris and law.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:38, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

*Not only did that suck, but it was also just a quick mod to the original, much like Youtube Poops, which are still funnier than anything he's ever done. Also, [http://chrisisagaytrucker.ytmnd.com the GIF got YTMND'd.] --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 00:38, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

The really sad thing is, once again, the actual message goes completely over his head. The song basically says if you get trolled, you brought it upon yourself for being a naive retard. It's about personal responsibility, a concept alien and threatening to Chris. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 02:18, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

:Well I guess his "Internet Bad Mouthing Campaign" against the evil Mary Lee Walsh, this greedy Micheal Snyder, etc, doesn't count. He's above the law after all, of course. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 03:48, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

== New Flipnote Animation - "HippoOnYourHead" ==

Chris uploaded more random access humor on the flipnote, as evidenced [http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D7F00037B5A_000?in=user|here]http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Flipnote_Hatena&action=edit&section=6

He seems to be trying to garner ratings with his little plea at the end.
[[User:ScottBNickles|ScottBNickles]] 16:51, 24 June 2010 (UTC)ScottBNickles
:lolwut?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 16:55, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:<s>What does that message in the end mean? "Please add one green or a bunch of yellow" is that more RAH?</s> Disregard that, now i understand what it means.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 17:01, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::Where did he get "Buck Williams" from? [[User:ScottBNickles|ScottBNickles]] 17:14, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::A quick google search shows that buck williams is a basketball player and character from the Left Behind books. knowing chris' readin habits, i suppose he refers to the former.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 17:34, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::::I'm still wondering what inspired the hippo part and the letter. Possible ripoff of things he's seen on the internet or Flipnote Hanata? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:05, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::[[Random-access humor]] He's been using the phrase for YEARS. he can't even have new original random access humor. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 18:19, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::I knew about that, but I have a feeling I've heard the hippo part somewhere before. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:27, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::Regina E-mails. She actually calls him out on it, but he just sort of blows her off.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:05, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::: @Eniggy Maybe Hungry Hungry Hippoes? [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
:::::::::Nah, never had one as a kid, but my memory is thinking it has to do with the internet. Then again, my brain's probably skewered the memory I had of it now, so I've probably forgotten and confused enough of it that I'll probably never figure out where I heard it from. Oh, well, that's life, I guess. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:23, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Did Chris actually draw this? Cuz that animation is kinda...good [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 03:54, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:Yes, but it looks like frames drawn in MS Paint. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 03:56, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

::Fuck,if Chris spent all the time he wasted on Sonichu doing shit like this he might actually have accomplished anything. I mean, it's not really anything of any quality but considering this is Chris, it's the motherfucking Mona Lisa. I mean...it actually looks like it was drawn by someone over six...-[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 04:01, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Additionally, the handwriting shown in the letter(Dear Sir blah blah) is actually kinda neat. Comparing that to Chris's usual handwriting which looks like he stuck a pencil up his ass and made like a dog with worms just makes me more skeptical as to whether this was done by Chris -[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 04:07, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Much like that stop-motion lego race video he made, if a Gameboy is his medium, he's a passable artist. What he fails at is sculpture, illustration, and singing/song writing. Too bad he's convinced himself he's a savant in all those things. --{User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 04:10, 25 June 2010(UTC)
:::Personally, I'm giving it two days until we discover where he ripped that off from or which troll made it for him. Chris can't write like a normal human being. Period. -[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 04:18, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: Someone needs to make ripoffs of these, claim they're originals, and then accuse Chris of copying. And then an army of trolls needs to back the ripoffs up as the 'True and Honest' originals. -[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 04:30, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::::: It won't work. These things have upload dates on them. Our supposed originals would be uploaded later and would show it. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 12:48, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

== Youtube mirrors? ==

Chris's first two flipnotes could be summed up with a single screencap, and the troll song was just Chris vandalizing a few frames, but if the hippo thing is any indication, Chris has turned to his DS for all his fame-whore needs. It would be much easier to display this stuff if we could just compile them into youtube videos. Is it even possible to save these things?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:44, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:Here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oME_VeGVZo .--[[User:J0haely|J0haely]]19:13, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::brb making YouTube Poop of it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:03, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Awesome job with the videos, but I guess we need some new templates for Chris's animations. It seems to me that we'll be getting these instead of new videos for the immediate future.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:06, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: Cool, but can you make one of the 8-Bit video? --[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 6:11 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::<s>The original 8-bit or chris's plagiarism?</s> Disregard that. here's the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIHni4FDTK4 [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 12:23, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

== 8-Bit ==
Has anyone told this poor man that an autistic manchild has bastardized his animation and used it in his own war against trolls? He should be given a link to the CWCki at the very least. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:42, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:I started an account to post on all his things, so I or Beat or someone else might have to do this.

EDIT: Just told 8-Bit in a post with a link to this article and the CWCki. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 22:29, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

:Good man! If we're lucky then this 8-Bit guy might be able to give us his say. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:49, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

::Especially since Chris is exactly the kind of person he's making fun of in his Don'tGetTrolled animation. [[User:Sakanz|Sakanz]] 06:47, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== More Random Access Humor ==

http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D8A92F380B0_002?in=user

http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D8A97E15FBC_002?in=user

God, I can't understand what the fuck he's saying any of these. --[[User:MonkeySorski|MonkeySorski]] 15:34, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:I can tell you one thing... the "why'd you hit me" gag is from Drake and Josh. Moar plagiarizing! -[[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 19:39, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

::I'm pretty sure the whole thing is plagiarized --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 20:34, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Yep, he ripped off the late Charles M. Schlutz by stealing material from Peanuts. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:26, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
::::It's stolen verbatim: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHDnc19mHv0 --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 02:28, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

:Shouldn't Random Humor 1 and 2 be on the same page, since they are a continuation form each other.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:54, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== The Summer person from CWC's comments on videos= CWC Ego Boosting Account? ==
I was trolling as an impostor Chris (TRUE_and_HONEST_Chris) to see if he reacted, but someone else did. Here's what "Summers3594" did because of it:

"I Don't Have TIME FOR YOUR SLANDEROUS ACCUSATIONS AND MISINFORMING! I Shall Be Off Now!

I'll Return When Things Have Calmed Down!...And When My Dad Lets Me! "

"I AM NOT TRYING TO BE YOU!!!! Where do YOU get the idea that I am trying to be the GREATEST HIGH FUNCTIONING AUTISTIC EVER? "

"I AM NOT CHRIS! NOR AM I TRYING TO BE THE TRUE AND HONEST CWCVILLE! I am ONLY ensuring that HIS GOOD NAME not be TARNISHED by NAIVE TROLLS like YOU!"

Also, "Summers" has done no uploads and their favorites( http://ugomemo.hatena.ne.jp/Summers3594/following ) are pretty similar to the ones Chris favorited. That, and there's a big love for Family Guy, one of Chris's favorite shows. That, and there's an obvious lack of intelligence, but some things show through that show signs of being on our side.

So, is it a fellow troll, or a second account for Chris to boost his ego with? You decide. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 05:06, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
:I'd go with troll, but let's see how this plays out. --This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 05:24, 27 June 2010 (UTC). Thanks for reading!
::Troll, Chris is too stupid to even think about making a sockpuppet. -- [[User:MonkeySorski|MonkeySorski]] 05:29, 27 June 2010 (UTC).
:::Adam Stackhouse saga anyone? --[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 05:38, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
::::The summers person made an account yesterday. [[User_talk:Msummers|He/She says it's a troll scheme.]] [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 12:10, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::Summers3594 here, this is a fellow troll, albeit, my scheme is more making him think that he has real fans to make him more confident in himself, rather than do something negative to him. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:37, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::Mine's designed to play the part of a fan so jealous he goes out of his way to impersonate Chris, but with many flaws, as most internet impersonators are. This is done to confuse Chris, which could possibly help with your plan. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 02:27, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
== Another new Flipnote. ==

http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DA28892A0A2_001?in=user
:Apparently, Christian's trying to make a good name for himself on Flipnote now, not sure how people will react, excited to see though. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:43, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
::Flipnote 404ing for me as of 9:31 PM CST. Must be having server issues. Also, main link redirects to a Wikimedia page. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 02:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

== Info About Stars ==
For those of you who don't know Flipnote Hatena's Star system, here is how it works. Just like the five star, 10/10, and thumbs up/down are part of the rating system, so too are stars. If a user sees an animation he or she likes, that person has the option of giving gold, green, red, and blue stars. Users have unlimited gold stars to give but will have to pay money in order to give other colored stars. Green being the cheapest to buy while red being the most expensive to buy. Users can also pay to obtain boxes that contain stars, from 4.99 USD to a whooping 99.99 USD. Users can give themselves unlimited stars and start their account out with three green stars. It's no wonder why our fellow autistic has so many stars.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 06:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*Wow, that IS interesting. I also noticed that he has a Plus account, which is supposed to give him a few extra bonuses, but by the looks of it, he has to pay a monthly fee for it. I guess we'll hafta see if he keeps it come next month!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:51, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

*On a side note, users who gave stars can also take those stars away, causing an immense lowering of one's [[heart level]].--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 07:01, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

:*Actually, Chris's Plus Account is free for one month and is then deactivated. After that, you have to pay for it. If one could get Chris to pay for it, well, sucks for Chris. Of course, Chris will pay for it anyways.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 07:01, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

== The Offical Sonichu Channel ==
I just added my Sonichu Channel I made to the External Links selection of the article, so all you trolls with a DSI should start submitting Sonichu bashing Flipnotes on my Channel so Chris could notice.--[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]]
:I'm buying a DSi XL this week (bigger screen, easier drawing) so I might have to jump on this bandwagon. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:02, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
:That's super duper, true and honest, and pretty convenient of you, Djyellow. Thanks!--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 19:25, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

== He's Blocking Posters ==
Just discovered I got blocked from posting on his things, so I started a temporary one (Jimithan_T_Hill_101) to put up fake legal notices on his things to scare him, due to him being dumb enough to believe these things. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 20:20, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*I just checked the "Blocking Users" setting of Flipnote Hatena, and he can block only nine users. SUCKS FOR HIM.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 20:35, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
**It'll be interesting to see how that ends up turning out, since it's not going to be long before more than 9 people are down his throat. Also, I checked on the 'mail' thing in the FAQ, it appears that the messaging service is unavailable outside of Japan, so anyone wanting to privately message him will have to coerce him into giving his email address or getting some sort of messaging program. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 20:58, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
***So far, two of my accounts have been blocked by him. If I keep it up, with help from others, we may be able to flood Chris's posting controls beyond the nine person limit, leaving him to embarrass himself on Flipnote Wapanesena. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 04:17, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== Reporting Chris==
If you want a moderator like me to Report Chris, just tell me some shit he did on Hatena and I'll be on my way. --[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]]
*Would that be a good idea though? Some of us are here to increase his ego so he'll return to the scene with a bit more lul-worthy antics, however, in the case that doesn't work, a kick in the ass to get him off hatena and back on youtube might be needed. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 21:09, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*Might not be a good idea to increase his ego you know? Many inculding me are not very fond of Smuggy Chris at all. besides for reporting him, what I think we should do is start advertising my Sonichu Channel in his comments page so he can soon find out about it and see it is full of Sonichu Parodies and hopefully set him off. Though, I;m just a Idiot,--[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]]
**I'm getting a hang of this "not a forum" thing, so let me refer you to the box at the top. However, while we're on the topic, find me anyone other than you who doesn't like Smug Chris. I personally like it because it makes him confident, which leads him to do something incredibly stupid, which then leads to a downward spiral of Stress. Others I'm sure like him because they love to spread happiness and autistic sunshine throughout the world. However, there's no real reason to dislike it, unless you disagree with me and thus are wrong. We need results somehow. Smug Chris always ends in a result. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:27, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
***Results are good. Smug Chris is not. Smug Chris's downfall into Emo Chris is good because he is no longer smug. Smug Chris just frustrates me because I don't have magic powers, and thus can't reach through the screen and punch the motherfucker. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
****Notice that including real-life info, including your real name, in an animation is against the ToU and grounds for your animation being taken down. All we need to do is report his submissions for breaking the ToU because they all include his real name, and we're golden! --[[User:JM1987|JM1987]] 15:29, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
****And I just got his "Women Only" video removed by reporting that it had his name in it and was trying to get personal details from other members. Shows that it works, and we can fuck with him --[[User:JM1987|JM1987]] 15:00, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

== Page split ==

It might be worth splitting "Chris's entries" into a separate page, perhaps [[List of Chris's Flipnote Hatena submissions]] or something like that since he's going to have quite a few. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:00, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
*I'm on it, boss.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:14, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== Oh, dear lord. ==

[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DB382BE63AA_004?in=user AAAGH MY EYES IT'S BLINDED ME] --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 16:58, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DB5581BF274_002?in=user Oh shit, he posted it again.] --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:14, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== Sequel to the Tagged Flipnote ==

http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DB81F1E5674_005?in=user

Chris appears to have made a second 'tagged' flipnote. This time for everyone who he thinks deserves a 'smile and a happy thought', titled "for women only". Looks like he's continuing his sweetheart search even on Flipnote. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:48, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

==OH SHIT YOU GUYS==
http://ugomemo.hatena.ne.jp/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DBF8CE838FE_002 -[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 21:31, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
*What? That link just brings up a 404 error. --[[User:JM1987|JM1987]] 13:29, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

== Plus status gone? ==
Have you noticed Chris's plus status is gone? It hasn't been a month. I think Chris got it taken away! Maybe even worse ahahuaheauheuah [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:00, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:I think he got banned! His user id is missing, the tabs for starred, comments are gone as well and they're starting to take his Flipnotes down!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 00:08, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::Okay, hate to be a post fag here, if there is one, but I did a double-check - Chris's user id is still active and still has plus. They might have shut down that page.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 00:14, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Yeah, I think something happened. damn me being on an airplane to not find out. Something is up though. I go through id Chris-chan and I can find his flipnotes but nothing else. I go to ID Sonichu and I can find his favorites... hm... [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:22, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::::I just hope we get a rage video out of this. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 00:29, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
Yes, Chris has been Temp banned on all Hatena related services.
--[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]] 00:38, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:Can anyone say "Captain's Log tonight or tomorrow"? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 00:57, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::Dj, when you say 'temp banned', how long do you mean? A few days? Or a few WEEKS? [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:00, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
A week at most. --[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]] 01:04, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:Hm...Considering who we're talking about, I believe a reaction will occur within the next two days. It will be big, it will be brutal, and it will be...hilarious. Question is, what to do when he gets his flipnote back? [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:06, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::I'm not sure if the mods banned him for a week, but I put that on the tracker until we get an exact estimate. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:08, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
Forgive me for making a mistake, but I just chatted with one of the higher ups at hatena and his ID is not banned. However, his DSi's access to Flipnote Hatena and ability to upload flipnotes is banned for life. --[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]] 01:13, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:Oh shit, that's sure to infuriate him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 01:14, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::That's actually better than a week's ban! Either he's going to buy another DS, or he's going to release a video depicting Shigeru Miyamoto as Michael Snyder. I still give him two days. Thank you for the info DJ! [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:19, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Just you wait and see. Chris will buy another DSi with his tugboat and somehow figure out how to change his house's router's address and come back in full RAAAAAGE. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:44, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:::: Well, his only other source for him to communicate with the internet has been banned. Either he's going to openly defy Rocky, or he's going to go bawwwing to her and she'll scold him for not staying offline. The end result: Hilarity will ensue, one way or another --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 03:05, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

Not sure where to put this email but...I thought it might belong on this page.

Hatena Customer Support
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Hello,

This is Hatena Customer Support. Thank you for your email.
Please accept my apologies for the delay in getting back to you.

We investigated the posts by the user you specified shortly after receving your email and have already taken some administrative action.

In the future, please report inappropriate Flipnote or comments posted both from the PC or from the Nintendo DSi by doing the followig:

From the website:

To report inappropriate comments on a specific Flipnote, first click on the "Report inappropriate content" on the page of the Flipnote where the comments you want to report appear. On the following page, click on the green "Comments" tab that appears and select the comments that you wish to report.

From the Nintendo DSi:

Tap on "Help" from the top menu of Flipnote Hatena. Scroll down to the "Help Center" and read the section "How to report an inappropriate comment".

We also recommend that you block comments by any users you are having problems with. For more details please see the URL below:
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On Fri, Jul 2, 2010 at 8:07 AM, <contact-form@flipnote.hatena.com> wrote:

From: (guest) @gmail.com
Country/Device/Kind: United States / Personal Computer / Report inappropriate content

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Hello. I have a 10 year old daughter who recently came to me and stated that a nearly 30 year old man using this website was stalking her and making inappropriate and suggestive comments towards her, such as saying she is "cute" with a "cute voice" and wishing she lived closer. This is appauling and I demand this user be removed. His name is chris chan or Sonichu or some such nonsense. I will be reporting him to local authorities for being a child predator and I demand he be removed from your site. I have looked over his comments to others on this site and he is doing the exact same thing. This is sick.

--[[User:Frozenblwf|Damn dirty troll]] 00:16, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

==Making Articles Agree==
Chris's flipnotes were removed because of his signature. Posting your real name is against the rules. Look at the removed flipnotes and the five that remain on his account. The survivors only get a C.W.C. at most, while each removed one has the whole "Christian W. Chandler." ''An Old Classic Dream'' is the only exception, being porn and all, but I'm guessing it was the first to be reported and thus was the first the mods noticed. Many articles state they were removed for "copyright violations" when no such restrictions exist on Flipnote Hatena. I've seen music from major labels and Family Guy sketches on there with no problem.

I'm going to clean up some articles that have that incorrect reason. I figured I'd state why I am here. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 12:43, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

ScotPalazzo

2010-07-15T03:41:57Z

OFSheep: I liked ScotPalazzo.

[[Image:SchuComic8Page36.jpg|thumb|left|170px|ScotPalazzo: a villain who has an uncanny talent of unnaturally bending his arms around tables at 90 degree angles.]]
[[Image:Facepalm.JPG|thumb|Lord IlPalazzo, upon hearing that his retarded brother was going to be a main villain in an American comic book.]]

{{quote|Manajerk of the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|FA-Square]], Sho-Mall region. He Banned all [[virgin]]s from his region.|Character description, [[Sonichu 8]]}}

The only man on the planet to spell his first and last name without a space, '''ScotPalazzo''' was the first [[Manajerk]] Chris had encountered, ScotPalazzo was based upon the [[manager]] of the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]], rechristened the Fa-Square of Sho-Mall Region in [[Sonichu 4]].

Chris's experiences in Fashion Square Mall were documented earlier in the series when he battled the [[Jerkhief]] and got trolled hard by [[Hanna]], but ScotPalazzo himself would not be introduced until Sub-Episode 6, when he expressed envy toward Chris for his made-up TV show "CWC's Backyard Safari".

Scott was clearly redesigned to resemble Lord Il Palazzo from ''[[Excel Saga]]'', and depicted as a jaded misanthrope who blamed love for his mother's murder-suicide. Despite having real motivation, he never actually did anything and presumably had this hatred cured when [[Sonichu]] cured all the other [[jerkop|jerkops]].

{{Stub}}

==See also:==
{{Fan art}}
*[[Manajerks]]
*[[Fashion Square Mall|Fa-Square of Sho-Mall Region]]
*[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Manajerks]]
[[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]

Talk:Don'tGetTrolled!

2010-07-14T02:38:53Z

OFSheep:

if only chris would sing along to this too. [[User:Woot Rodriguez|Woot Rodriguez]] 16:07, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

This "Anti-Internet bad-mouthing campaigne" makes me laugh. How many threats, how many slanders has Chrissy passed on to others, and yet he's the highground moral citizen. I'm guessing he's exempt from that because he's a VIRGIN WITH RAGE. if there was a "Bill for Anti Online Bad-Mouthing", he would get in trouble with it too, WE HAVE HIS VIDEOS OF HIM BADMOUTHING, but then he might try to retcon it saying the trolls photoshopped it (you can tell because the computer edited bits are blocky and don't have the same life to it as my hand-drawn videos). Chris is really quick to forget the injustice he has done to others, maybe someone can point that out on the comments. [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 19:58, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

It says the video was taken down because of Copyright infringement. What part of the video could have caused that, and would that mean that the original version was taken down too? --[[User:MEANWHILE|MEANWHILE]] 01:20, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
:Copyright infringement in this case means that he ripped off the original video wholesale. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 01:49, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
::It was removed because he put his name in there. Same reason so many of his other flipnotes were removed. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:38, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

File talk:Sonichu05-P50.jpg

2010-07-12T04:12:16Z

OFSheep: Created page with 'This image was disturbing me for the longest time. I never could figure out what made it so unsettling. Now, I think I get it: Chris's marker-work can't produce a solid shade. In…'

This image was disturbing me for the longest time. I never could figure out what made it so unsettling. Now, I think I get it: Chris's marker-work can't produce a solid shade. Instead, Megtune comes out looking horribly scarred and possibly a leper. Her face being a different shade from the rest of her head and her eyes being SUPER~ANIMU rather than trying to resemble human eyes completely clinches it.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 04:12, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

Pokéwalker of Fail

2010-07-10T02:58:53Z

OFSheep: Pokemon-related technicalities. My favorites.

{{taxpayermoney}}
[[File:PokewalkerIRL.jpg|thumb|right|A PokéWalker in real life.]]
[[File:Walker.jpg|left|thumb|All the 28-year-olds are doing it!]]
[[File:Pokewalkerblownup.jpg|left|thumb|Why would he wear them if he isn't walking?]]
[[File:PokewalkerSonichu.jpg|thumb|right|Artist's hypothetical depiction of the PokéWalker of Fail.]]

The '''PokéWalker of Fail''' is Chris's most recently-appearing relic of fail.

A PokéWalker is best described as a hybrid of a pedometer (unfortunately, not a [[pedofork|pedo]]-meter) and a [[Wikipedia:Tamagotchi|Tamagotchi]] that's PokéBall-shaped and was originally bundled with the [[Pokémon|''Pokémon HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'']] versions. Chris is using it not because he's interested in his [[Chris and health|health]] and wishes to monitor his exercise, but because you can place a Pokémon in the pedometer and gain experience points for it, find items, or catch more Pokémon by walking. So in an ironic fashion, it makes Chris even more lazy.

Chris being the [[autistic|artistic]] fellow that he is, repainted his with Sonichu's colors.

It made its début on [[6 June 2010]] and later appears with him in public during the events of the [[Fridays After Five]] Concert that Chris attended on 18 June.

Another picture of Chris on 9 July shows that he owns at least two regularly-colored pokewalkers, meaning that he didn't just get one from ''Heartgold'' and ''SoulSilver'' each, but an additional one as well. The only reason he can be using more than one is because he thought it would allow him to level up more pokemon at once. Too bad only one Pokewalker works with each game at a time, huh?
{{Stub}}
{{Relics of Fail}}

[[Category:Relics of Fail]]

Talk:Pokéwalker of Fail

2010-07-10T02:22:18Z

OFSheep:

Can we get a closeup of Chris's PokeWalker? Can we confirm it is a PokeWalker? I'm not doubting he has one, only that we need to show people that he does indeed have one. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:04, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
*champ, there are no close ups of it, but you can see it in the video against michael and the pics of fridayafter5zzzz. barely. but from what we can see. it's fucking painted. i'll try to crop a pic. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 16:13, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Then get a screenshot of this and point it out. Fuck if I know what a PokeWalker is. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:15, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
::*already done bitch shut the fuck up champ [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 16:20, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

==title change==
It's officially Pokéwalker. So yeah. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 16:20, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

==Three Pokewalkers?==
But, only one can be used with one HG/SS game at a time! If Chris has three, that means he A) bought them as fashion accessories or B) has ''three'' copies of the game. or C) Is an idiot and didn't know only one works at a time and tried to buy three.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:22, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

Mailbag/References

2010-07-07T13:23:50Z

OFSheep:

The [[Trolls|fans]] of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] love to mail Chris using the names of famous individuals, both real and fictional. Chris only seems to realize that he's heard of these people before if they repeatedly mention who they are and what they've done in the body of their letter. For example, Chris noticed and called out Eddie Berganza and Stephen king because they repeatedly mentioned who they were and specifically what they did in their lives. Likewise, Chris failed to notice people like Trent Reznor and Leonardo Da Vinci because the letters did not repeatedly reinforce that they were written by someone important.

==The list==
'''[[Mailbag 1]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Leonardo da Vinci|Leonardo DaVinci]]: Painter, inventor, super genius.

'''[[Mailbag 2]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Family Matters|Laura Winslow]]: The daughter from the TV series ''Family Matters''.
*[[Wikipedia:Rocky IV|Ivan Drago]]: Rocky's opponent from ''Rocky IV''.

'''[[Mailbag 3]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Manuel Noriega|Manuel Noriega]]: Deposed dictatorial leader of Panama.
*While no names are mentioned, one letter speaks of a boy who dropped out of school at 16, was a terrible painter, and had started making political moves with an extreme ideology, essentially a quick summary of [[Wikipedia:Adolf Hitler|Adolf Hitler's]] early years.

'''[[Mailbag 4]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Todd Phillips|Todd Phillips]]: Filmmaker.
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Rocky IV|Ivan Drago]].
*[[Wikipedia:Lucifer|Samael Morningstar]]: The devil.
*[[Wikipedia:Joseph Stalin|Joseph Stalin]]: Former dictatorial ruler of the Soviet Union.
*[[Wikipedia:Gabe Newell|Gabe Newell]]: Co-founder of game development company Valve.

'''[[Mailbag 5]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:List of Kanto Gym Leaders#Lt. Surge|Lieutenant Surge]]: One of the Gym Leaders in [[Pokemon]].
*[[Wikipedia:General_Von_Klinkerhoffen|Erich Von Klinkerhoffen]]: Nazi from the sitcom ''Allo 'Allo!''

'''[[Mailbag 6]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Levi_Johnston|Levi Johnston]]: The guy who knocked up Sarah Palin's daughter.
*[[Wikipedia:Kim Jong-un|Kim Jong Un]]: Third son of Kim Jong-Il, the psychopathic manchild running North Korea.
*[[Wikipedia:John Wayne Gacy|John Gacy]]: Serial murderer known as the "Killer Clown".

'''[[Mailbag 7]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Jeffrey Dahmer|Jeffrey Dahmer]]: [[Homos|Gay]] serial murderer who liked to eat people.
*[[Wikipedia:Starship Troopers|Sergeant Charles Zim]]: A character from ''Starship Troopers'', played by Clancy Brown in the movie.
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Levi_Johnston|Levi Johnston]].

'''[[Mailbag 8]]'''
*Linetrap. But she doesn't really count.

'''[[Mailbag 9]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:The Big Lebowski|Walter Sobchak]]: John Goodman's character in the movie ''The Big Lebowski''.
*[[Wikipedia:Horst Wessel|Horst Wessel]]: Slain activist made into an icon of the Nazi Party.
*[[Wikipedia:Trent Reznor|Trent Reznor]]: Nine Inch Nails frontman.
*[[Wikipedia:Mahmoud Ahmadinejad|Mahmoud Ahmadinejad]]: Current president of Iran.

'''[[Mailbag 10]]'''
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Mahmoud Ahmadinejad|Mahmoud Ahmadinejad]].

'''[[Mailbag 11]]'''
*[[wikipedia:Paul Bernardo|Paul Bernardo]]: Serial killer and rapist.
*[[wikipedia:There_Will_Be_Blood|Daniel Plainview]]: Daniel Day-Lewis' character in the movie ''There Will Be Blood''.
*[[Wikipedia:Joseph Joestar|Joseph Joestar]]: The second-generation hero from the manga ''JoJo's Bizarre Adventure''.

'''[[Mailbag 12]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Besarion Jughashvili|Besarion Jughashvili]]: Joseph Stalin's father.
*Another repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Levi Johnston|Levi Johnston]].

'''[[Mailbag 13]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Charles Darwin|Charles Darwin]]: Scientist best known for first postulating the Theory of Evolution.
*[[Wikipedia:The Man Who Was Thursday|Gabriel Syme]]: Main character of the Christian allegory ''The Man Who Was Thursday''.
*[[Wikipedia:Rod Blagojevich|Rod Blagojevich]]: Disgraced former governor of Illinois.
*[[Wikipedia:Walter Breuning|Walter Breuning]]: Guy who's really, really old.
*[[Wikipedia:Oedipus Rex|Oedipus Rex]]: Main character of the play by Sophocles of the same name.
*[[wikipedia:Jokela school shooting|Erik Pikkuvikainen]]: Spliced-around version of Pekka-Eric Auvinen, the kid responsible for the Jokela school shooting.
*[[Wikipedia:Albert Speer|Albert Speer]]: German architect and minister in Hitler's government. Email address "domebuilder" refers to [[wikipedia:Volkshalle|a famously disproportionate design]].

'''[[Mailbag 14]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Joseph Jackson (manager)|Joseph Jackson]]: Michael Jackson's father.
*[[Wikipedia:Charles Whitman|Charles Whitman]]: Clock tower sniper.
*[[Wikipedia:Paul McCartney|Paul McCartney]]: International rock star and former member of The Beatles.
*[[Wikipedia:Gloria Steinem|Gloria Steinem]]: Feminist activist.
*[[Wikipedia:Elton John|Elton John]]: International rock star. Wrote under his birth name: Reginald Dwight.
*[[Wikipedia:Eddie Berganza|Eddie Berganza]]: Comic artist.

'''[[Mailbag 15]]'''
*[[wikipedia:Norio Wakamoto|Norio Wakamoto]]: Japanese voice actor.
*[[wikipedia:Alfred_Jarry|Alfred Jarry]]: French absurdist author and playwright.

'''[[Mailbag 16]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Ron Jeremy|Ron Jeremy]]: Porn star.
*[[Wikipedia:Rembrandt_Brown|Rembrandt Brown]]: Fictional singer from the TV show ''Sliders''. His e-mail address, "Crying Man," refers to his nickname within the show.

'''[[Mailbag 17]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Johnny Winter|Johnny Winter]]: Blues singer.
*[[Wikipedia:Rob_Schneider|Robert Schneider]]: American film actor.

'''[[Mailbag 18]]'''
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Joseph Jackson (manager)|Joseph Jackson]].
*[[Wikipedia:Ed Gein|Edward Gein]]: Insane murderer and grave robber, inspired ''The Texas Chainsaw Massacre'' and ''Psycho''.
*[[Wikipedia:The Screwtape Letters|Wormwood]]: Apprentice demon from C.S. Lewis's novel ''The Screwtape Letters''. Screwtape himself, Wormwood's uncle and mentor, is mentioned, referred to as "Mr. Tape".
*[[Wikipedia:Castlevania|Maria Renard]]: A character in several ''Castlevania'' games.

'''[[Mailbag 19]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Marilyn vos Savant|Marilyn vos Savant]]: Smartest person in the world.
*[[Wikipedia:Light Yagami|Light Yagami]]: Mass-murdering main character of ''Death Note''. His name is written weeaboo style as "Yagami Raito".

'''[[Mailbag 20]]'''
*While not written by any specific character, a direct reference to [[Wikipedia:Strong Bad|Strong Bad]].
*[[Wikipedia:Cory_Matthews|Corey Matthews]]: Main character of ''Boy Meets World''.
*[[Wikipedia:Bruce Lee|Bruce Lee]]: Martial artist and actor, written under his Chinese name "Lee Jun Fan".

'''[[Mailbag 21]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Margaret Mead|Margaret Mead]]: Christian anthropologist and writer.
*[[Wikipedia:Jesus Christ|Jesus Christ]]: The Christian Messiah.
*[[Wikipedia:Colin Baker|Colin Baker]]: English actor who portrayed the 6th incarnation of [[wikipedia:Doctor Who|The Doctor.]]

'''[[Mailbag 22]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Tom Jones (singer)|Tom Jones]]: Popular Welsh lounge singer. Also the protagonist of Henry Fielding's novel ''[[wikipedia:The_History_of_Tom_Jones,_a_Foundling|The History of Tom Jones, a Foundling]]'', from whom the singer takes his stage name.

'''[[Mailbag 23]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Adolf Meyer (psychiatrist)|Adolf Meyer]]: Psychologist and former president of the American Psychiatric Association.
*[[Wikipedia:Monkey Island (series)|Guybrush Threepwood]]: Protagonist of the ''Monkey Island'' adventure game series.
*[[Wikipedia:The Fountainhead|Howard Roark]]: Main character of the Ayn Rand novel ''The Fountainhead''.
*[[Wikipedia:List of characters in the Pokémon anime series#Rivals|Gary Oak]]: Ash's rival from the ''Pokemon'' series.
*[[Wikipedia:Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold|Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]]: Columbine school shooters. The letter was not purported to be written by them specifically, but contained their pictures, and was written by someone claiming to be their teacher.
*[[Wikipedia:Morrissey|Steven Patrick Morrissey]]: Singer, former member of The Smiths.
*[[Wikipedia:Mega Man (original series)|Thomas Light]]: Inventor of ''Mega Man'', from the video game series of the same name.

'''[[Mailbag 24]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Lizzie_Borden|Liz Borden]]: Boston woman famously accused of murdering her parents, but never convicted.
*[[wikipedia:Pretty_Woman|Vivian Ward]]: Main character of the movie ''Pretty Woman''.
*[[Wikipedia:Sayonara,_Zetsubou-Sensei|Zetsubou-sensei]]: Main character of the manga ''Sayonara, Zetsubou-Sensei''.
*[[Wikipedia:Wolverine_(comics)|Wolverine]]: Marvel Comics superhero, written under his real name "Logan".
*[[Wikipedia:Magneto_(comics)|Magneto]]: Marvel Comics supervillain, written under the name "Max Eisenhardt".

'''[[Mailbag 25]]'''
*Linetrap again.

'''[[Mailbag 26]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Aliens (film)|Trevor Wierzbowski]]: Minor character from the movie ''Aliens''.
*[[Wikipedia:Stephen King|Stephen King]]: Famed horror author. Chris actually noticed this one, probably because the writer of the letter was too blatant.
*[[Wikipedia:Chris Brown (entertainer)|Christopher Brown]]: R&B singer. His letter is written about his girlfriend [[Wikipedia:Rihanna|Rihanna]], and how he beat the hell out of her.

'''[[Mailbag 27]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Ted Kennedy|Ted Kennedy]]: Politician, recently deceased. Wrote about [[Wikipedia:Mary Jo Kopechne|Mary Jo Kopechne]], the girl who died next to him in the infamous Chappaquiddick car accident.
*[[Wikipedia:John Calvin|John Calvin]]: Christian philosopher whose ideas about predestination have shaped much of Protestantism.
*[[Wikipedia:Jack Harkness|Jack Harkness]]: Character from ''Doctor Who'' and its spinoff, ''Torchwood'' (referred to by the email handle)
*[[Wikipedia:Randal Graves|Randal Graves]]: Character from Kevin Smith's movies.
*[[Wikipedia:David Vanian|David Vanian]]: Lead singer for the punk rock band The Damned.
*And Linetrap again.

'''[[Mailbag 28]]'''
*Linetrap

'''[[Mailbag 29]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Variations_of_green#Feldgrau|Herr Feldgrau]]: This enthusiastically racist correspondent is named after the color of German army uniforms during World War II: "feldgrau" is German for "field gray."
*Reprint of [[Wikipedia:Eddie Berganza|Eddie Berganza]]'s letter. While it's likely Chris has no idea who this is, he called him out on his identity, probably because the letter made a very big deal out of his career.

'''[[Mailbag 30]]'''
*[[Family Guy|Meg Griffin]]: Character from Family Guy. Chris noticed and played along as the author was playing up his proposed ''Family Guy'' script.
*[[Wikipedia:Jim Lee|Jim Lee]]: Comic artist.
*[[Wikipedia:Stan (song)|Stan]]: Character from the [[Wikipedia:Eminem|Eminem]] song of the same name. Text of the letter was the first verse of said song, altered to apply to Chris.

'''[[Mailbag 31]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Michael Jackson|Michael Jackson]]: Dead singer, allegedly molested children.
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Stephen King|Stephen King]]. Chris either refused to respond or forgot.
*[[Wikipedia:Final Fantasy VII|Rufus Shinra]]: Character from the video game ''Final Fantasy VII''.

'''[[Mailbag 32]]'''
*While not using any character's name, one author's name and e-mail address were a reference to the Dethtroll episode of [[Wikipedia:Metalocalypse|Metalocalypse]].
*[[Wikipedia:H. P. Lovecraft|H. P. Lovecraft]]: Author, creator of the cosmic horror genre of literature.
*[[Wikipedia:Jane Austen|Jane Austen]]: Author of ''Pride and Prejudice'' and other romantic novels. Humorously, Chris accused her of being uncreative.

'''[[Mailbag 33]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Edward R. Burke|Ed Burke]]: American politician. Might also refer to the British political philosopher [[Wikipedia:Edmund Burke|Edmund Burke]].

'''[[Mailbag 34]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Ezra Pound|Ezra Pound]]: Poet. Oddly, the e-mail address given referenced Shakespeare's play [[Wikipedia:The Merchant of Venice|The Merchant of Venice]], which as a [[Michael Snyder|scary Jewish man]] as the villain.
*[[Wikipedia:Snatcher|Gillian Seed]]: Main character of the video game ''Snatcher''.
*[[Wikipedia:Baby-sitters club#Mary Anne Spier|Mary Anne Spier]]: Character from ''The Baby-Sitters Club'', a series of novels for young girls.

'''[[Mailbag 35]]'''
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Michael Jackson|Michael Jackson]].
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Snatcher|Gillian Seed]].
*[[Wikipedia:Josef Mengele|Josef Mengele]]: Nazi war criminal, famous for his inhumane medical experiments.
*[[Wikipedia:Fred West|Fred West]]: English serial killer and rapist.

'''[[Mailbag 36]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Kevin Mitnick|Kevin Mitnick]]: Renowned '80s computer hacker.
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Ron Jeremy|Ron Jeremy]], this time claiming to be a clergyman.

'''[[Mailbag 37]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Gary Larson|Gary Larson]]: Creator of ''The Far Side'' cartoons.

'''[[Mailbag 38]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Freddie Mercury|Freddie Mercury]]: Lead singer of the band Queen. Written under his Persian birth name Farrokh Bulsara.
*[[Wikipedia:Toby Klein|"Mr. Insanity" Toby Klein]]: American professional wrestler.

'''[[Mailbag 39]]'''
*Another repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Michael Jackson|Michael Jackson]].
*[[Wikipedia:Gendo Ikari|Gendo Ikari]]: Character from the anime series ''Neon Genesis Evangelion''.
*[[Wikipedia:Chang Yu-sheng|Chang Yu-sheng]]: Late Chinese vocalist.
*[[Wikipedia:Puyo Puyo|Arle Nadja]]: Protagonist of the ''Puyo Puyo'' video games.
*[[Wikipedia:Vidkun Quisling|Vidkun Quisling]]: Norwegian politician, attempted to seize power during WWII and was subsequently executed for treason.
*[[Wikipedia:Quincy Magoo|Mr. Magoo]]: Legally blind cartoon character.

'''[[Mailbag 40]]'''
*[[Blake]]: Black Sonichu. Not "famous", but Chris completely missed it anyways.
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Ron Jeremy|Ron Jeremy]].

'''[[Mailbag 41]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Milton Bradley|Milton Bradley]]: Board game pioneer.
*[[Wikipedia:William McKinley|William McKinley]]: 25th president of the United States.
*[[Wikipedia:Neil Gaiman|Neil Gaiman]]: Novelist and author of the ''Sandman'' comic book series.
*[[Wikipedia:Kathryn Janeway|Kathryn Janeway]]: Character from the TV series ''Star Trek: Voyager''.

'''[[Mailbag 42]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Augustus Hill|Augustus Hill]]: Character from the TV series ''Oz''.
*[[Wikipedia:Jaz Hoyt|Jazz Hoyt]]: Another character from ''Oz''.
*[[Wikipedia:Snatcher|Randam Hajile]]: Character from the video game ''Snatcher''.
*[[Wikipedia:John Williams|John Williams]]: Composer of film soundtracks.
*[[Wikipedia:Fight Club#Robert "Bob" Paulson|Robert Paulson]]: Character from the movie ''Fight Club''. The only reference to his full name was in his e-mail address.
*[[Wikipedia:Tomás de Torquemada|Tomás de Torquemada]]: Leader of the Spanish Inquisition. Written under the name "Thomas Torquemada".
*[[Wikipedia:Kareem Saïd|Kareem Saïd]]: Yet another character from ''Oz''. Written under the name "Kareem Siad".

'''[[Mailbag 43]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Masaki Sumitani|Masaki Sumitani]]: Japanese comedian and actor. Most famous for his character [[Homos|Hard Gay]].
*[[Wikipedia:List of recurring Monty Python's Flying Circus characters|Ken Shabby]]: Recurring character from [[Monty Python]]'s Flying Circus.
*[[Wikipedia:R. Dorothy Wayneright|R. Dorothy Wayneright]]: Android girl from the anime series ''Big O''.
*[[Wikipedia:G.K. Chesterton|G.K. Chesterton]]: English Catholic apologist and author.

'''[[Mailbag 44]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Max Cady|Max Cady]]:Character from the novel ''The Executioners'', adapted for the movies as ''Cape Fear''.
*[[Wikipedia:Trevor McFur in the Crescent Galaxy|Trevor McFur]]: Furry from ''Trevor McFur in the Crescent Galaxy'', a launch game for the Atari Jaguar game console.
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Snatcher|Randam Hajile]].

'''[[Mailbag 45]]'''
*[[Duck|Mike Hawke]]: Dick joke commonly used in prank calls.
*Another appearance from [[Wikipedia:Michael Jackson|Mike Jackson]], whose life is rapidly deteriorating.
*[[Wikipedia:Manfred Eicher|Manfred Eicher]]: German record producer.
*[[Wikipedia:Gil Gerard|Gil Gerard]]: Actor, most famously known for playing Buck Rogers.
*[[Wikipedia:Adam Savage|Adam Savage]]: Co-host of ''Mythbusters''. Chris likely noticed, as the e-mail made a big deal out of him being from Mythbusters, and then sent him a picture of a man's asshole.

'''[[Mailbag 46]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Kevin Peter Hall|Kevin Peter Hall]]: Actor, the man in the alien suit in the first two ''Predator'' films.
*[[Wikipedia:Tom Green|Tom Green]]: Either a terrible comedian or an avant-garde genius, depending on whom you ask.

'''[[Mailbag 47]]'''
*While not a direct reference, one e-mail address referenced "[[Wikipedia:Rocket to Russia|Teenage Lobotomy]]" a song by [[Wikipedia:The Ramones|The Ramones]].
*[[Wikipedia:Valentina Tereshkova|Valentina Tereshkova]]: Russian astronaut and the first woman in space.
*[[Wikipedia:Tom Vilsack|Tom Vilsack]]: Current U.S. Secretary of Agriculture.

'''[[Mailbag 48]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Jeff_Gerstmann|Jeff Gerstmann]]: Video game journalist, notorious for his firing from GameSpot.
*[[Wikipedia:Michael Jackson|Mike Jackson]] returns, all bummed out that Chris broke his promise.
*[[Wikipedia:The Proposition|Morris Stanley]]: Ray Winstone's character in the [[PandaHalo|Aussie]] Western film ''The Proposition''. Unlike in the film, the proposition made in the email revolved around Chris's petty rivalry with ''[[Asperchu]]'', since Chris would have little interest in saving [[Cole Smithey|his brother]] from being hanged.
*[[Wikipedia:Billy Herrington|Billy Herrington]]: Bisexual porn star, the inspiration for many strange memes among Japanese nerds. His e-mail handle, "Bro Aniki," is a reference to the [[Wikipedia: Cho Aniki|Cho Aniki]] video game series, which is rife with homosexual innuendo.

'''[[Mailbag 49]]'''
*One letter combined the names of [[Wikipedia:Bart Simpson|Bart Simpson]] of The Simpsons and [[Wikipedia:Brock Samson|Brock Samson]] of the Venture Brothers. Probably the second time Chris [[Father Call|failed to recognize Brock]].
*[[Wikipedia:Fist of the Blue Sky|Kenshiro Kasumi]]: Main character of the manga series ''Fist of the Blue Sky''.

'''[[Mailbag 50]]'''
*Nothing. No actual e-mails either, because Chris copypasta'd a bunch of sarcastic forum posts that pretended to kiss his ass and took them all at face value.

'''[[Mailbag 51]]'''
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Gil Gerard|Gil Gerard]].
*[[Wikipedia:The Notorious B.I.G.|The Notorious B.I.G.]]: Deceased rapper, written under his nickname "Biggie".
*[[Wikipedia:Scott Bernard|Scott Bernard]]: Character from the cartoon series ''Robotech''.
*While it did not refer to any single character, one name and e-mail address was a direct reference to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZZUMjoxfZA mahvel baybee].

'''[[Mailbag 52]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Lisa Marie Presley|Lisa Marie Presley]]: As "Marie Jackson" revealing the tragic ending of the [[Wikipedia:Michael Jackson|Mike Jackson]] saga. In a bizarre inversion, Chris assumes the letter is about the real Michael Jackson, and ignores it.

'''[[Mailbag 53]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Christopher Doyle|Chris Doyle]]: Award-winning Australian cinematographer.
*[[Wikipedia:Jack Marsh|Jack Marsh]]: Renowned Australian cricketer.
*[[Wikipedia:Dr._Tran|Dr. Tran]]: Star of an old YouTube meme.
*[[Wikipedia:Robert_William_Fisher|Robert Fisher]]: Possibly referring to the FBI most-wanted fugitive who murdered his family in 2001.
*[[Wikipedia:Frank Burns|Frank Burns]]: A character from the movie and TV series ''M*A*S*H''.

'''[[Mailbag 54]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:David_Wright_(baseball)|David Wright]]: New York Mets All-Star third baseman.
*[[Wikipedia:I Am Legend|Robert Neville]]: Hero of the novel and film ''I Am Legend''. Has been played by Charlton Heston, Vincent Price, and Will Smith.
*[[Wikipedia:Michael Steele|Michael Steele]]: Chairman of the Republican National Committee (openly identified as such).
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Neon Genesis Evangelion|Gendo Ikari]], now using the e-mail handle "It's Gendo" (in reference to a fan-parody video).

'''[[Mailbag 55]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Anna Malle|Anna Malle]]: Deceased pornographic film actress.
*[[Wikipedia:Dale_Gribble#Rusty_Shackleford|Rusty Shackleford]]: Alias used by the character Dale Gribble from the TV cartoon ''King of the Hill''.
*[[Wikipedia:Charles Aznavour|Charles Aznavour]]: French singer and songwriter, namesake of the anime character Char Aznable.
*[[Wikipedia:Harry Patridge|Harry Partridge]]: Beloved internet animator. The thing is, it's probably the real Harry.
*[[Wikipedia:John Shaft|John Shaft]]: Hero of several 1970s blaxploitation movies.
*Repeat appearances by [[Wikipedia:I Am Legend|Robert Neville]] and [[Wikipedia:Dr._Tran|Dr. Tran]].

'''[[Mailbag 56]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Mystery_Science_Theater_3000|Crow Servo]]: Amalgam of the characters Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo from the TV series ''Mystery Science Theater 3000''.
*Another e-mail in the [[Wikipedia:Michael Jackson|Mike Jackson]] saga, this time allegedly from his son.
*Repeat appearances by [[Wikipedia:I Am Legend|Robert Neville]] and [[Wikipedia:Dr._Tran|Dr. Tran]].

'''[[Mailbag 57]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Fyodor Dostoyevsky|Fyodor Dostoyevsky]]: Russian novelist.
*[[Wikipedia:Planeteer|Ma-Ti]]: Character from '90s TV cartoon ''Captain Planet and the Planeteers''.

'''[[Mailbag 58]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Reimu Hakurei|Reimu Hakurei]]: One of the main characters from the [[Wikipedia:Touhou|Touhou]] series of games. The e-mail handle 'diochromatic.butterfly' is a reference to one of her theme songs.
*[[Wikipedia:Takato Matsuda|Takato Matsuda]]: One of the main characters from [[Wikipedia:Digimon Tamers|Digimon Tamers]], known in America as Digimon Season 3.
*[[Wikipedia:Wilhelm II, German Emperor|Kaiser Wilhelm]]: Leader of Germany until its defeat in World War I.
*[[Wikipedia:Sam_the_eagle|Sam Eagle]]: A recurring character from ''The Muppet Show''.
*[[Wikipedia:Frank_Miller_(comics)|Frank Miller]]: American comic artist, creator of ''Sin City''.
*[[Wikipedia:List_of_recurring_Metal_Gear_characters#Hal_Emmerich|Hal Emmerich]]: Hacker/researcher from the [[Metal Gear Solid]] series of videogames. The e-mail address refers to "Konota" [''sic''] from [[Wikipedia:Lucky Star (manga)|Lucky Star]].
*[[Wikipedia:David Hubbard|David Hubbard]]: Long-deceased senator from Alabama.

'''[[Mailbag 59]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Paul Hogan|Paul Hogan]]: Australian actor, star of the ''Crocodile Dundee'' films.

'''[[Mailbag 60]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Terry Bogard|Terry Bogard]]: Hero of the ''Fatal Fury'' video games, who writes using his full name Terrence Bogard. Perhaps coincidentally, another correspondent the the same mailbag uses the nickname "Big Bear," which was also the name of a minor character from ''Fatal Fury 2''.
[[Category:Fan]]

Talk:Coffee Place

2010-07-06T01:29:35Z

OFSheep:

== Do Not Delete; Pursue for the Drama. ==

My family and I were there one morning a couple of weeks ago; my camera was screwing up with me, so I ended up with the photo of the front counter. I haven't been back for a while (Damn parents won't drive me back there), and I'm only 14.

Robert was shouting at Amanda, and eventually Chrissy joined in with an uproar so loud, it would have awaken the dead. It was in response to Amanda harassing them that day. I asked around after Robert and Chris left, without my family taking notice of me.

I can get away with anything within my reach; I'm the middle child of a set of three in my family. Sadly, we were only passing through that week on our way back from a visit with my Grandma and Grandpa in South VA; we live up in Boston.

Being bullied as a Freshman last year in my High School was no fucking picnic either. And I really loath ANYONE who is even considered "Special". I'm Special enough on my own for being invisible yet able to attract attention remotely with a mere thought or do-nothing and having to put up with the aggresiveness in my fucking family; I am very much the Master Mind in the family. My father is damned retarded.

But enough about me, I hate Chris as much as the rest of you. Stopping the presses on his books and giving up his website; it still pisses me off. If I recall correctly, it was about 10:30 when the Father and Son Duo left, so best bet is about 10:00 AM to try and intercept. I want to see Chris, if not both of them, squirm in torture from our Trolling of him. I really want to see him blow his top off again. LULZ.

Oh, and the Windows at that place were Tinted, so the photography would be best from inside the place.

For the LULZ!!!!

--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 22:16, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

*personally, i'd reward you shittons of stuff if you got a video of chris/bob arguing. i don't care who wins, amanda or chris, because again it's all for the LULZ. if amanda loses, i'll send in my troops. because amanda has potential...yes...indeed. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 11:09, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

== This is a confirmed CWCSighting ==
The first one. Now stop harassing this user Christ almighty. god damn you people overanalyzing shit. now if anyone touches this user I will BAN them. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:15, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
*Thanks Clyde. I'm not the most active member on here, but goddamn some people get way too SERIOUS BUSINESS over some shit. This, even if it does have some non-CWC info in it, and even if it was a small sighting, is still useful, and furthermore interesting. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 05:58, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
*I think some people are just jumpy since Chris found another way to lock himself out of the internet. We must also accept and protect the brave volunteers who brought us sightings of the manchild. I think a banner confirming this sighting as valid might do good into dampening some "enthusiastic" reactions. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:10, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

== This Amanda person seems interesting enough. ==
Chris should probably do something against her. Perhaps the LULZ that come out of both. Chris has nothing to lose because he has no job because he's a lazy piece of shit, but Amanda has her job. I wonder if Chris could get her fired lololol. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 03:43, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:*Haha yeah, that would be lulzworthy. I hope he does. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 05:54, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
::Wait wouldn't there be implications if it this site was linked to influencing Chris to get Amanda fired? This site may get shut down if Chris goes and does something like this. I'd say lets just hope Chris leaves this Amanda be.([[User:Drlugae|Drlugae]] 13:18, 4 July 2010 (UTC))
:::Good point. I guess we don't want Chris doing it. Thank god he doesn't read these because something like that would be the death of this website. -- [[User:Mexican|Mexican]] 16:43, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
::::That could be a total disaster for us and the CWCiki itself. Though we probably don't need to worry about that too much: Chris is way too much of a coward to ever try messing with her Amanda, so we should be safe-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 17:01, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::It would be even worse if he recorded it so he had evidence that he was there.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:41, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:I am worried that Chris will go back to this place and yell at that Amanda and tell her that she's a Pickle Agent. It could be a total disaster for all the trolls out there just like Kei said. If Chris tells her she's a Pickle Agent and causes a ruckus, then the government will have another piece of evidence to shut down all of the trolls. But I wonder if Chris will have the balls and manliness to go confront her and get her fired, hahahahahahahahaha. [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 03:50, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
::Honestly, I don't think he has the guts to go through with his little plan. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:01, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Yeah, Chris is all hot air. He's too weak and cowardly to put up any sort of fight, be it mental or physical. I bet his parents must be so ashamed of him for not fighting his own battles and hiding behind them all the time.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:33, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
::::It's kinda ironic, isn't it? Chris always bags trolls for not having the guts to meet him face to face, and then he goes and shows how gutless he is by not facing this obviously evil bitch. He's no better than us. [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 10:36, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
As ballsalicious it would be for Chris to confront her, the CWCki is at stake. I'd rather just have nothing happen. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 11:05, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:I think we're safe though Mr.Cash, we all know what type of character Chris has: he's too much of a coward to ever do anything, the naive retard runs away from anyone or anything that makes him uncomfortable, that's why he always looses. I wouldn't be surprised if that balding fuck is hiding from Amanda as we speak; as a customer he could start a screaming match with her and get her fired, and possibly start an investigation that could get us shut down, he's too much a coward to ever reach out and take any opportunity he has though! -[[User:Kei|Kei]] 16:37, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
::If Chris confronts her, it'll all end: us, the ED page, hell, even the Greene County Conspiracy might go down. We can't let this happen, guys.[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 17:02, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:::If it does, start backing up the site. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 17:04, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:Chris is so naive, though - he's always talking about how much he wants to lose his virginity, but he doesn't even realise that girls will only fuck guys who stand up for themselves and are assertive. If he did stand up to manajerks like Amanda, he might even have a chance at some china. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 20:58, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

==Do not edit==

Hey guys, we want to give this information time to get digested by the head trolls so don't edit it at all unless you're an admin please. If you're an admin you can do what you want. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:48, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:I've already added the significant information to [[List of places that have banned Chris]].--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:21, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:I don't think anything is going to happen with this Ron. Look at the Fridays After Five article; spotted once and then nothing. This is probably just a random CWCsighting, like someone seeing Bigfoot while on a hike. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:31, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:Clyde is commenting a lot, though, and he usually doesn't. That pretty well says "This is a big deal" to me.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 01:29, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

Flipnote Hatena

2010-07-03T02:54:43Z

OFSheep: Isn't two weeks to banning a new record for Chris?

[[File:100 0682.JPG|thumb|Chris on his DSi at [[Fridays After Five]], complete with Artist Asscrack]]

'''Flipnote Studio''' is a free downloadable application for the [[Nintendo]] DSi. It allows users to create both word and picture-based notes with the stylus, add sound, and put them together to create frame-by-frame flipbook-style animations. '''Flipnote Hatena''' is a website where users can upload and share their Flipnote creations, and other users can comment on them either by text, or by creating a flipnote.

In [[June 2010]], [[Chris]] was spotted at a [[Fridays After Five]] event in [[Charlottesville]]. Among some very disturbing behavior, Chris was seen sitting down and playing with his DSi for some time while at this event. It later came to light that he was spending his time on Flipnote Hatena, drawing comments in reply to various Flipnotes.

Chris has also given himself a lot of stars on his own creations to give himself praise. He gave himself 10 on HippoOnYourHead and 91 on Don'tGetTrolled. Chris has done countless things to inflate his [[ego]] in the past, but this is just sad.

Chris has also plagiarized the 1983 animated ''Peanuts'' cartoon [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHDnc19mHv0I#t=00m58s "Sally at School"] to produce two of his shorts. The dialogue from the first few minutes of this is stolen, almost verbatim (the word "princess" is replaced with "sexy, beautiful woman" because Chris has a one-track mind) and used in these crude animations.

Chris's flipnotes started to be taken down, starting with [[RomanticLabyrinth]]. The flipnote was likely taken down for being too sexually explicit for the family-friendly site, but other videos with less risque content were taken down as well. It turns out simply including your name or asking for personal information is enough to breach the rules. Either way, he acquired the attention of the site's mods.

After trying to reupload some of his removed flipnotes, he was banned from uploading more notes with his DSI. Unless he [[Monthly Tugboat|wastes some taxpayer money buying a new one just for this]], Chris is done with Flipnote. And only after two weeks!

==Chris's Flipnotes==
:''Main Article: [[List of Flipnotes]]''

==Chris's comments==
Chris's comments on Flipnote Hatena were much like his comments anywhere else on the [[Internet]], self-centered and devoid of any follow-up. While most of them were short negative statements towards works he thought were a little too trollish, one five-part self-pitying rant, posted in response to a song about trolling, stood out.

{{quotebox|You're singing [[Song of Christian|my song]]. I was [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|Internet Famous]]... HUGE MISTAKE! Right now, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I have removed Most Every... thing about myself... ...from the internet.]] now there is only [[Honest Content|FALSE info]] on me that THEY have crafted and spread to Bad-Rep me. And worse they've found me in R. Life to catch footage of me for their [[Laughs Under Lucricities|gross, uncool amusement]]. I WANT TO GO BACK TO A [[PS3|NORMAL]] [[PSP|REAL]] [[Nintendo|LIFE]] [[Internet#Attempts_to_leave_the_Internet|OFF THE FRIGGIN' INTERNET!!!]] AND I WANT MY "REP" CLEAN OF THEIR CRAP! DO you have any advice to help me clear their crap off me?}}

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File:Flipnote Comment-Boo.png|"Boo!" <ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/528A60A031CE1B4A@DSi/movie/CE1B4A_0913C2B460C58_000</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-Louder.png|"Could you make the voice louder + easier to comprehend, please?"<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/5FC3E3901E322457@DSi/movie/322457_090A9EC784BF8_004</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-My Trolls.png|"[[Trolls|My Trolls]] did that to [[:Category:Chris's websites|my past websites]] too. I felt [[CWC is Sad|hurt deeply]] too."<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09B980C6E6C6C_008</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-Raised Eyebrow.png| "C.W.C"<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/564B6A901E271928@DSi/movie/271928_09116B059D18A_000</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-Cow.png|Some other retarded comment about a cow<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/5CBA58B0A0E99197@DSi/movie/E99197_09C227C76EF8A_013</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 1.png|Part 1<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 2.png|Part 2
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 3.png|Part 3
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 4.png|Part 4
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 5.png|Part 5<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016</ref>
File:HippoHeadComment.png|Response to comment in "Hippo on your head"<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D7F00037B5A_000#5348F770A0A92AE8-c11540466809528558685</ref>
File:Diamon1.png|
File:Diamon2.png|
File:Diamon3.png|
File:Flipbookhonorroll.png|True words of [[honor roll|geinus]]
File:Flipnotegood.png|If Chris says you're a good artist, you must be really good!
File:Flipnotevoice.png|Not a [[pedofork]]!
File:CWCcomment1.gif|[http://flipnote.hatena.com/576180F0F36A6A8B@DSi/movie/6A6A8B_09D6FA90869AD_000 "That was Sweeet.] I can tell you have a [[Bubbles|bubbly]] personality from your style. Your [[JERK|Boyfriend]] is lucky to...
File:CWCcomment2.gif|[http://flipnote.hatena.com/576180F0F36A6A8B@DSi/movie/6A6A8B_09D6FA90869AD_000 ...to have a] [[gal-pal|gal]] like you. :) Stay Sweet & Safe, Christian Weston Chandler. PS: Thanks for Faving me <strike>something</strike> back.
File:Flipnoteninja.png|
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Comments left on other videos without a picture:
Why can't I find THIS FlipNote on my DSi, even through YOUR Profile's Posted F.N. pages? I want to download it; it IS funny. [:)]
- In response to a flipnote that is completely ripped off from Family Guy.

==Chris's Favorites==
What Chris has favored should not come as a surprise. A lot of them involve [[Sonic]], [[Pokemon]], and [[Family Guy]], proving that, even after all this time, he still likes those series. As well, Chris has favored a number of [[gal-pal|female-drawn]] animations, done in [[anime]]-like styling and done with a particularly ''shoujou-ai''/''yuri'' ([[homos|lesbian]], for those not into [[animu]]) flavor.

==See Also==
*[[List of Flipnotes]]
*[[Youtube]]

==Sauces==
<references />

==External links==
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/ Chris's Flipnote Hatena profile]
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/Sonichu/comments Flipnotes Chris left comments on]
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/Sonichu/following Flipnotes from creators Chris is following]
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/Sonichu/favorites Flipnotes Chris starred as favorites]
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/ch/11543000155817181722 The official Sonichu Flipnote Channel.]

[[Category:Historical Documents]]
[[Category:Hobbies]]
[[Category: Flipnote Hatena]]
[[Category:Websites]]

Talk:List of Flipnotes

2010-07-02T21:08:16Z

OFSheep:

I guess we could, like, use the templates from list of videos or something.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:49, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
*Indeed. [[CWCki:DOITFAGGOT|Totally do it, faggot]]. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:25, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
I noted which ones were removed, but I cannot fathom why some of them were taken down so I just blandly stated that they were. Notable is that every one past ''Cheesy!'' is gone. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 00:50, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

==Don'tGetTrolled==
"It has been taken down." Someone explain this bullshit. was this 8Bit removing a copycat or what? [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 03:45, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

==Restored Flipnotes==

Chris brought back his Sonichu picture, UltimateNightmare, Cheesy, the hippo one and RandomSong1, just FYI--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 03:24, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
:Haha, they're already gone. Chris can't stop signing every fucking thing he does and because of it, they keep falling. On that note, is that a proper link for the "real name" bit? It's all I could think of.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 21:08, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

List of Flipnotes

2010-07-02T21:05:29Z

OFSheep:

In [[June 2010]], Chris found a way to put videos on the web without relying on [[YouTube]]. This, of course, did not stop the [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] from providing mirrors, nor did it stop our team of Christorians from providing transcripts and summaries.

A lot of his Flipnotes have been deleted, either due to [[An Ol' Classic Dream|pornographic content]] or, to Chris's chagrin, [[Chris and his Ego|including your real name]].

Flipnotes are listed by date posted.

==June 2010==
[[File:FlipnoteSonichu.png|thumb|Chris's trembling first step into a bold new world of unwatchable garbage.]]
* '''Unnamed Sonichu Drawing''' ''17 [[June 2010]]'' An unmoving picture of [[Sonichu]], proving once again that Chris's "original" creation will infect every host it is presented with for the rest of Chris's life. It has been taken down.

* '''[[UltimateNightmare]]''' ''21 [[June 2010]]'' A strange loop of a stick figure walking in place while a high-pitched tone plays in the background. According to Chris, the figure is walking at a rate of 1/8 of a millimeter per hour, when in reality it doesn't move anywhere.

* '''[[Don'tGetTrolled!]]''' ''22 [[June 2010]]'' A <s>"remix"</s> [[parody]] of another animation Chris commented on extensively. Chris adds very little to the original, scrawling in some laughable anti-troll messages, and, of course, inserting a picture of Sonichu. It has been taken down.

* '''[[HippoOnYourHead]]''' ''24 [[June 2010]]'' A bizarre short in which Chris makes a failed attempt at [[random-access humor]] by dropping a hippo on a child's head, then defacing his shattered corpse.

* '''[[RandomHumor1]]''' ''25 [[June 2010]]'' A two-part animation, in which all the dialogue is stolen directly from [[Peanuts]]. The second part has been taken down.

* '''[[RandomSong1]]''' ''27 [[June 2010]]'' A short animation of a farmer not understanding a cow. Contains yet another example of [[random-access humor]], and is therefore infuriatingly unfunny.

* '''[[Cheesy!]]''' ''27 [[June 2010]]'' A very short animation in which Chris rips off a bunch of lines from [[Wikipedia:Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends|Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends]].

* '''[[Tagged Flipnote]]''' ''27 [[June 2010]]'' Chris writes a load of nonsense about his one true love: himself. It has been taken down.

* '''[[Edit Me]]''' ''28 [[June 2010]]'' Chris demands a bunch of trolls prove their honesty by joining him in an edit meme. Tech-savvy as he is, he had locked the file for editing. It was later taken down.

* '''[[An Ol' Classic Dream]]''' ''29 [[June 2010]]'' Chris breaks every rule Flipnote Hatena has by animating one of his sex [[dreams]]. Unsurprisingly, it was promptly taken down, and Chris tried several times to reupload it.

* '''[[For Women ONLY]]''' ''30 [[June 2010]]'' After failing to reupload ''An Ol' Classic Dream'', Chris attempts to bait every female user who has commented on his previous Flipnotes by tagging them all. But once again, this Flipnote is counter-productively locked from editing. Later taken down.

* '''[[CWC 3D Voice Check]]''' ''30 [[June 2010]]'' Chris tries his hand at 3D, as well as doing some terrible impersonations of cartoon characters he likes. It was quickly taken down.

== July 2010==
* '''[[My apologies]]''' ''1 [[July 2010]]'' Chris reveals that he deleted and disabled comments to get rid of the trolls. Ironically taken down itself.

==See Also==
*[[Flipnote Hatena]]
*[[Youtube]]

{{Lists}}

[[Category:Flipnote Hatena]]

List of Flipnotes

2010-07-01T19:00:47Z

OFSheep:

In [[June 2010]], Chris found a way to put videos on the web without relying on [[YouTube]]. This, of course, did not stop the [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] from providing mirrors, nor did it stop our team of Christorians from providing transcripts and summaries.

A lot of his Flipnotes have been deleted, either due to [[An Ol' Classic Dream|pornographic content]], [[For Women ONLY|being creepy]], or due to the [[My apologies|amount of trolling they generate]]. Flipnote Hatena has stricter content rules than YouTube, so it should be no surprise that Chris breaks them.

Flipnotes are listed by date posted.

==June 2010==
[[File:FlipnoteSonichu.png|thumb|Chris's trembling first step into a bold new world of unwatchable garbage.]]
* '''Unnamed Sonichu Drawing''' ''17 [[June 2010]]'' An unmoving picture of [[Sonichu]], proving once again that Chris's "original" creation will infect every host it is presented with for the rest of Chris's life.

* '''[[UltimateNightmare]]''' ''21 [[June 2010]]'' A strange loop of a stick figure walking in place while a high-pitched tone plays in the background. According to Chris, the figure is walking at a rate of 1/8 of a millimeter per hour, when in reality it doesn't move anywhere.

* '''[[Don'tGetTrolled!]]''' ''22 [[June 2010]]'' A <s>"remix"</s> [[parody]] of another animation Chris commented on extensively. Chris adds very little to the original, scrawling in some laughable anti-troll messages, and, of course, inserting a picture of Sonichu. It has been taken down.

* '''[[HippoOnYourHead]]''' ''24 [[June 2010]]'' A bizarre short in which Chris makes a failed attempt at [[random-access humor]] by dropping a hippo on a child's head, then defacing his shattered corpse.

* '''[[RandomHumor1]]''' ''25 [[June 2010]]'' A two-part animation, in which all the dialogue is stolen directly from [[Peanuts]]. The second part has been taken down.

* '''[[RandomSong1]]''' ''27 [[June 2010]]'' A short animation of a farmer not understanding a cow. Contains yet another example of [[random-access humor]], and is therefore infuriatingly unfunny.

* '''[[Cheesy!]]''' ''27 [[June 2010]]'' A very short animation in which Chris rips off a bunch of lines from [[Wikipedia:Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends|Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends]].

* '''[[Tagged Flipnote]]''' ''27 [[June 2010]]'' Chris writes a load of nonsense about his one true love: himself. It has been taken down.

* '''[[Edit Me]]''' ''28 [[June 2010]]'' Chris demands a bunch of trolls prove their honesty by joining him in an edit meme. Ironically, the file was locked for editing. It was later taken down.

* '''[[An Ol' Classic Dream]]''' ''29 [[June 2010]]'' Chris breaks every rule Flipnote Hatena has by animating one of his sex [[dreams]]. Unsurprisingly, it was promptly taken down, and Chris tried several times to reupload it.

* '''[[For Women ONLY]]''' ''30 [[June 2010]]'' After failing to reupload ''An Ol' Classic Dream'', Chris attempts to bait every female user who has commented on his previous Flipnotes by tagging them all. But once again, this Flipnote is counter-productively locked from editing. Later taken down.

* '''[[CWC 3D Voice Check]]''' ''30 [[June 2010]]'' Chris tries his hand at 3D, as well as doing some terrible impersonations of cartoon characters he likes. It was quickly taken down.
== July 2010==
* '''[[My apologies]]''' ''1 [[July 2010]]'' Chris reveals that he deleted and disabled comments to get rid of the trolls. Ironically taken down itself.

==See Also==
*[[Flipnote Hatena]]
*[[Youtube]]

{{Lists}}

List of Flipnotes

2010-07-01T18:19:30Z

OFSheep: Chris claims he took them down, but I really can't trust him. Neutral stance for now.

In [[June 2010]], Chris found a way to put videos on the web without relying on [[YouTube]]. This, of course, did not stop the [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] from providing mirrors, nor did it stop our team of Christorians from providing transcripts and summaries.

Flipnotes are listed by date posted.

==June 2010==
[[File:FlipnoteSonichu.png|thumb|Chris's trembling first step into a bold new world of unwatchable garbage.]]
* '''Unnamed Sonichu Drawing''' ''17 [[June 2010]]'' An unmoving picture of [[Sonichu]], proving once again that Chris's "original" creation will infect every host it is presented with for the rest of Chris's life.

* '''[[UltimateNightmare]]''' ''21 [[June 2010]]'' A strange loop of a stick figure walking in place while a high-pitched tone plays in the background. According to Chris, the figure is walking at a rate of 1/8 of a millimeter per hour, when in reality it doesn't move anywhere.

* '''[[Don'tGetTrolled!]]''' ''22 [[June 2010]]'' A <s>"remix"</s> [[parody]] of another animation Chris commented on extensively. Chris adds very little to the original, scrawling in some laughable anti-troll messages, and, of course, inserting a picture of Sonichu. It has been taken down.

* '''[[HippoOnYourHead]]''' ''24 [[June 2010]]'' A bizarre short in which Chris makes a failed attempt at [[random-access humor]] by dropping a hippo on a child's head, then defacing his shattered corpse.

* '''[[RandomHumor1]]''' ''25 [[June 2010]]'' A two-part animation, in which all the dialogue is stolen directly from [[Peanuts]]. The second part has been taken down.

* '''[[RandomSong1]]''' ''27 [[June 2010]]'' A short animation of a farmer not understanding a cow. Contains yet another example of [[random-access humor]], and is therefore infuriatingly unfunny.

* '''[[Cheesy!]]''' ''27 [[June 2010]]'' A very short animation in which Chris rips off a bunch of lines from [[Wikipedia:Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends|Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends]].

* '''[[Tagged Flipnote]]''' ''27 [[June 2010]]'' Chris writes a load of nonsense about his one true love: himself. It has been taken down.

* '''[[Edit Me]]''' ''28 [[June 2010]]'' Chris demands a bunch of trolls prove their honesty by joining him in an edit meme. Ironically, the file was locked for editing. It was later taken down.

* '''[[An Ol' Classic Dream]]''' ''29 [[June 2010]]'' Chris breaks every rule Flipnote Hatena has by animating one of his sex [[dreams]]. Unsurprisingly, it was promptly taken down, and Chris tried several times to reupload it.

* '''[[For Women ONLY]]''' ''30 [[June 2010]]'' After failing to reupload ''An Ol' Classic Dream'', Chris attempts to bait every female user who has commented on his previous Flipnotes by tagging them all. But once again, this Flipnote is counter-productively locked from editing. Later taken down.

* '''[[CWC 3D Voice Check]]''' ''30 [[June 2010]]'' Chris tries his hand at 3D, as well as doing some terrible impersonations of cartoon characters he likes. It was quickly taken down.

* '''[[My apologies]]''' ''1 [[July 2010]]'' Chris reveals that he took down some of his flipnotes and disabled comments to get rid of the trolls. Ironically taken down itself.

==See Also==
*[[Flipnote Hatena]]
*[[Youtube]]

{{Lists}}

Talk:My apologies

2010-07-01T18:16:03Z

OFSheep:

"I AM IGNORING YOU DANG DIRTY TROLLS" is lolcow speak for "LEAVE ME ALONE YOU ASSHOLES". --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 16:59, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
:I'm glad to see that Chris has completely missed the point of what Rocky was trying to teach him.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:37, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

Ooh, "misdemeanors". I feel so dirty. --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 17:16, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

== Deleted ==

Download it here: http://www.mediafire.com/?hijngztn2wj [[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 17:25, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
Just saying, I had nothing to do with the removal of this Flipnote at all.--[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]] 17:40, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

I'm thinking it was deleted because it's Chris using the service to bitch about trolls and that something like this isn't allowed.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 18:16, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:CWC 3D Voice Check

2010-07-01T16:47:22Z

OFSheep:

._. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 22:50, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
*Gah! Looks like it's been removed. Hopefully someone snagged it.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 22:57, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
**I summon Edward! In attack mode! [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:01, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
**Actually just look at the article. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:02, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
::*fucking learn to save shit yourself. go get Downloadhelper for firefox or something. ffs. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 23:02, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
:::*Downloadhelper works great. Thank you Clyde.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:36, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
Please explain how their copyright rules factor in. There's loads of shit about this shit on their site already that doesn't get removed. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:52, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
*It was the most logical reason I could think of. But after reading Djyellow's comment below I could be wrong. [[User:Xynar|Xynar]] 00:09, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
**I'm more inclined to think it was because of copyright infringement. Just because you've seen some flipnotes with registered characters that don't get removed doesn't mean that they don't remove them at all, and Chris' flipnotes are getting exposure to the point where they may have felt the need to remove this one because of that. I also don't see a rule against posting your own name in a flipnote, just a few meant to protect the identities of others.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 05:13, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
== Why the flipnote was removed ==

Just to note, I reported this Flipnote before it was taken off for "Personal Content."(Like I'm doing with most of Chris's Flipnotes. --[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]] 23:52, 30 June 2010 (UTC)Djyellow
:...I-I'm sorry, but I don't think trying to toss all of Chris's stuff off because of "Personal Content" like his name is the way to go. The guy doxdrops just about every time he talks on YouTube. Just because he puts up "Christian W. Chandler" in each of his stupid Flipnotes is any reason for ANYONE to ditch it. If it's his address or something, fine, but not his name. Let him wallow in his own misery when they find out who he is, not take the initiative.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 23:57, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

:Please stop doing that, Dj. Just because he slaps his name up doesn't mean they should be taken down. The entire point of this site is to keep record of everything he does and removing his flipnotes doesn't help with that. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 00:43, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

::No, getting them nuked probably isn't a bad thing: we've already backed up all of his stuff so they're really only around to give him an ego stroking, and you see, as his maze animation(which he was all smug over) getting taken down made him have a hissy fit. Taking out his stuff makes him go into rage mode and start rambling against trolls as we've seen; so yes it's very much to our benefit if we get everything we've backed up removed or get him banned, he'd only keep shitting out more anti-troll flip notes and or videos.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 03:28, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

::does chris get a warning saying his things got removed because of Personal Content? if so, he either will be confused and pissed, or he'll think he can't write his signature (that's nice chris, show everyone your signature all the time so others can copy it) and will have to get creative and put his name in another way.

== Small request ==

Could someone post a link to a downloadable version of this video? For some reason I can't seem to be able to make the Youtube video play.--[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 01:12, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
:Yeah, I'm having playback problems too. Must be a problem with Youtube or the video's codec. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:41, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
::Works fine for me. Just for you, I've uploaded it to RapidShit. http://rapidshare.com/files/404180715/Flipnote_Hatena_-_3-D_Stupidity__www.keepvid.com_.mp4.html [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 01:56, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Thanks!--[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 01:59, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

==So has anybody...==
Actually busted out a pair of old 3D glasses to see if it works?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:53, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
:Very funny Delebonte. I was actually asking that for the purpose of the article. It claims it doesn't really work but doesn't go into further detail.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:12, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
::I don't have a pair handy, but anyone with a cursory knowledge of anaglyph images could tell you that Chris is doing it wrong.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 06:53, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
::I was the one who said it didn't work in the article. I did so because I tested it with a pair of 3d glasses and it, well, didn't work. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 09:20, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

Yes let's bore evveryone half to death with an explanation of how 3D works. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 07:22, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
:Pretty sure nobody was, and I'm pretty sure everyone who's ever been to Disneyland already knows anyway. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 07:32, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
:I actually adjust my previous statement. Anyone with a cursory knowledge of ''Chris'' could tell you that Chris is doing it wrong.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 16:20, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
:: I think it's pretty obvious the 3D doesn't work because the red shapes aren't the same as the blue shapes. Just look at Prime's smokestacks. I'm pretty sure Chris thought that putting some red lines next to blue lines would instantly create a 3D experience similar to Avatar and he'd have to beg to stop the masses of pussy from flowing to him. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 16:47, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

CWC 3D Voice Check

2010-07-01T16:31:16Z

OFSheep:

'''CWC 3D Voice Check''' is Chris's latest addition to the [[Flipnote Hatena]]. Unlike his previous heavy handed attempts at popularity and ego, Chris falls back on impressions, imitating those such as Optimus Prime, Meatwad, Inspector Gadget, and Popeye. Each imitation is separated by a static screen, an idea he stole from Robot Chicken. He also plagiarizes [[Monty Python]]'s running joke, "And now for something completely different;" after ripping off this line, he mentions [[CWCFlyingElephants|Monty Python's Flying Elephants]].

While Chris's impersonations aren't quite as bad as one would at first assume based on [[Donald Duck|his]] [[Some_Favored_Comedians|previous]] [[Cheesy!|attempts]], they still display a complete lack of skill and practice, and are not impressive in the least.

Interestingly, Chris tries his hand at 3D, but [[fail|it doesn't really work]]. This was inspired by another 3D flipnote Chris commented on which he called "[[honor roll|geinus]]" [sic]. This of course meant that [[Chris and copyright|he would steal it]].

The flipnote is later taken down, most likely due to [http://flipnote.hatena.com/rule-1-en Flipnote Hatena's] rules regarding copyright.

== Video ==

{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = CWC 3D Voice Check
| video = {{#ev:youtube|whQCzwAG2Ng}}
| stardate = June 30, 2010
| previous = [[For Women ONLY]]
| next = TBA
}}

==Transcript==
''[The flipnote is in "3-D", though very simplistically; there are overlapping red and blue versions of the drawing to give it a simple 3-D style]''

IN 3-D!

It's

Some "CWC" Voice Checks

''[4 Cartoon Characters, some of whom Chris has used before, appear one after the other on the screen, with a drawing of TV-Set style "Static" in between. Each one is voiced by Chris, giving some stock lines from each character. Listed below with their lines:]''

[[Optimus Prime|Optimus Prime]]: "Autobots, Transform and Roll Out!"

[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|Meatwad]]: "I'm meatwad, I'm a ball of meat..."

Inspector Gadget: "Stop in the name of the law! Sorry about that chief!:

Popeye: "A-g-g-g-g-g-g-gug! I eats me spinach every day!"

''[Chris voices each screen after this in his terrible British accent.]''

And now for [[Things Chris Has Ripped Off|something completely different...]]

It's

[[Monty Python|MONTY PYTHON'S]] [[CWCFlyingElephants|FLYING ELEPHANTS!]]

LOL!

Have a good and safe Day. Christian W. Chandler

==Sources==

<s>[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DBF8CE838FE_002?in=user http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DBF8CE838FE_002?in=user]</s> - The original file (REMOVED.

{{Stub}}

[[Category: Flipnote Hatena]]

List of Flipnotes

2010-07-01T03:40:56Z

OFSheep:

In [[June 2010]], Chris found a way to put videos on the web without relying on [[YouTube]]. This, of course, did not stop the [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] from providing mirrors, nor did it stop our team of Christorians from providing transcripts and summaries.

Flipnotes are listed by date posted.

==June 2010==
[[File:FlipnoteSonichu.png|thumb|Chris's trembling first step into a bold new world of unwatchable garbage.]]
* '''Unnamed Sonichu Drawing''' ''17 [[June 2010]]'' An unmoving picture of [[Sonichu]], proving once again that Chris's "original" creation will infect every host it is presented with for the rest of Chris's life.

* '''[[UltimateNightmare]]''' ''21 [[June 2010]]'' A strange loop of a stick figure walking in place while a high-pitched tone plays in the background. According to Chris, the figure is walking at a rate of 1/8 of a millimeter per hour, when in reality it doesn't move anywhere.

* '''[[Don'tGetTrolled!]]''' ''22 [[June 2010]]'' A <s>"remix"</s> [[parody]] of another animation Chris commented on extensively. Chris adds very little to the original, scrawling in some laughable anti-troll messages, and, of course, inserting a picture of Sonichu. It has been taken down.

* '''[[HippoOnYourHead]]''' ''24 [[June 2010]]'' A bizarre short in which Chris makes a failed attempt at [[random-access humor]] by dropping a hippo on a child's head, then defacing his shattered corpse.

* '''[[RandomHumor1]]''' ''25 [[June 2010]]'' A two-part animation, in which all the dialogue is stolen directly from [[Peanuts]]. The second part has been taken down.

* '''[[RandomSong1]]''' ''27 [[June 2010]]'' A short animation of a farmer not understanding a cow. Contains yet another example of [[random-access humor]], and is therefore infuriatingly unfunny.

* '''[[Cheesy!]]''' ''27 [[June 2010]]'' A very short animation in which Chris rips off a bunch of lines from [[Wikipedia:Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends|Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends]].

* '''[[Tagged Flipnote]]''' ''27 [[June 2010]]'' Chris writes a load of nonsense about his one true love: himself. It has been taken down.

* '''[[Edit Me]]''' ''28 [[June 2010]]'' Chris demands a bunch of trolls prove their honesty by joining him in an edit meme. Ironically, the file was locked for editing. It was later taken down.

* '''[[An Ol' Classic Dream]]''' ''29 [[June 2010]]'' Chris breaks every rule Flipnote Hatena has by animating one of his sex [[dreams]]. Unsurprisingly, it was promptly taken down, and Chris tried several times to reupload it.

* '''[[For Women ONLY]]''' ''30 [[June 2010]]'' After failing to reupload ''An Ol' Classic Dream'', Chris attempts to bait every female user who has commented on his previous Flipnotes by tagging them all. But once again, this Flipnote is counter-productively locked from editing. Later taken down.

* '''[[CWC 3D Voice Check]]''' ''30 [[June 2010]]'' Chris tries his hand at 3D, as well as doing some terrible impersonations of cartoon characters he likes. Taken down, probably due to copyright violations.

==See Also==
*[[Flipnote Hatena]]
*[[Youtube]]

{{Lists}}

Talk:List of Flipnotes

2010-07-01T00:50:03Z

OFSheep:

I guess we could, like, use the templates from list of videos or something.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:49, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

I noted which ones were removed, but I cannot fathom why some of them were taken down so I just blandly stated that they were. Notable is that every one past ''Cheesy!'' is gone. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 00:50, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

List of Flipnotes

2010-07-01T00:48:53Z

OFSheep: Noted which animations were taken off the site.

In [[June 2010]], Chris found a way to put videos on the web without relying on [[YouTube]]. This, of course, did not stop the [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] from providing mirrors, nor did it stop our team of Christorians from providing transcripts and summaries.

Flipnotes are listed by date posted.

==June 2010==
[[File:FlipnoteSonichu.png|thumb|Chris's trembling first step into a bold new world of unwatchable garbage.]]
* '''Unnamed Sonichu Drawing''' ''17 [[June 2010]]'' An unmoving picture of [[Sonichu]], proving once again that Chris's "original" creation will infect every host it is presented with for the rest of Chris's life.

* '''[[UltimateNightmare]]''' ''21 [[June 2010]]'' A strange loop of a stick figure walking in place while a high-pitched tone plays in the background. According to Chris, the figure is walking at a rate of 1/8 of a millimeter per hour, when in reality it doesn't move anywhere.

* '''[[Don'tGetTrolled!]]''' ''22 [[June 2010]]'' A <s>"remix"</s> [[parody]] of another animation Chris commented on extensively. Chris adds very little to the original, scrawling in some laughable anti-troll messages, and, of course, inserting a picture of Sonichu.

* '''[[HippoOnYourHead]]''' ''24 [[June 2010]]'' A bizarre short in which Chris makes a failed attempt at [[random-access humor]] by dropping a hippo on a child's head, then defacing his shattered corpse.

* '''[[RandomHumor1]]''' ''25 [[June 2010]]'' A two-part animation, in which all the dialogue is stolen directly from [[Peanuts]]. The second part has been taken down

* '''[[RandomSong1]]''' ''27 [[June 2010]]'' A short animation of a farmer not understanding a cow. Contains yet another example of [[random-access humor]], and is therefore infuriatingly unfunny.

* '''[[Cheesy!]]''' ''27 [[June 2010]]'' A very short animation in which Chris rips off a bunch of lines from [[Wikipedia:Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends|Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends]].

* '''[[Tagged Flipnote]]''' ''27 [[June 2010]]'' Chris writes a load of nonsense about his one true love: himself. It has been taken down.

* '''[[Edit Me]]''' ''28 [[June 2010]]'' Chris demands a bunch of trolls prove their honesty by joining him in an edit meme. Ironically, the file was locked for editing. It was later taken down.

* '''[[An Ol' Classic Dream]]''' ''29 [[June 2010]]'' Chris breaks every rule Flipnote Hatena has by animating one of his sex [[dreams]]. Not suprisingly, it was promptly taken down, and Chris tried several times to reupload it.

* '''[[For Women ONLY]]''' ''30 [[June 2010]]'' After failing to reupload ''An Ol' Classic Dream'', Chris attempts to bait every female user who has commented on his previous Flipnotes by tagging them all. But once again, this Flipnote is counter-productively locked from editing. Later taken down.

* '''[[CWC 3D Voice Check]]''' ''30 [[June 2010]]'' Chris tries his hand at 3D, as well as doing some terrible impersonations of cartoon characters he likes. Taken down, probably due to copyright violations.

==See Also==
*[[Flipnote Hatena]]
*[[Youtube]]

{{Lists}}

Talk:RomanticLabyrinth

2010-06-29T19:46:09Z

OFSheep:

SOMEONE. FUCKING. REPORT THIS! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:13, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:But report it after the CWCville library has the opportunity to do their thing.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:15, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
::Yeah, I'll do the same. I'll use their Plus B.S., due to the rules somehow saying you can only report people while you have a "P7US!!1!" account. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 17:17, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Fuck that. I've already got it covered. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY1ty9W3bMk Go here.] Your welcome. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:34, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
::::NOW SOMEBODY FUCKING REPORT THIS! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:35, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::It got reported and removed. I somehow got the last word in on it saying as GodBearJesus "Time to let this furfaggot burn in hell." Honestly, I thought Summers would've gotten it last, considering the post rate. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 17:37, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::It's down already? Damn. I mean, I know that's what I hoped for, but I didn't actually expect it to go down that fast. Good thing I saved a copy when I did. I feel proud of myself. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:53, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::And proud you should be!--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:56, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::::/me prepares for one angry Flipnote tonight or tomorrow... --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 17:57, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::We may even get a Youtube vid if we're lucky. Sure he says he wouldn't put up another, but we know Chris. He forgets his promises minutes after he makes them. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:00, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::::::And, of course, if it went down without his permission he'll probably scream about how Flipnote is an enemy of true love or something.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:09, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

==Confirmation==
Did it go down because we reported it or because Chris removed it? Can we confirm either?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:02, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:Might be relevant since the report added mention about him being a pervert. Don't know what their policy on that is, but could affect future events. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:42, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
::Quick question on the Flipnote subject: does anyone know who the person is that goes under "Chris Chan id:Sonychu"? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:44, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Some faggot.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:45, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
::::All I know is, he is one fun person to troll in the comments. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:47, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== 13 yr olds and up ==
I noticed that Chris had submitted an entry to that channel but I don't see it. Could this be it? If so, that explains the 18 year old edit...which...uh...FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 18:56, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:Yeah, basically. This is the 13 year old version, and if he got 5 million stars he would make the 18-year old one. So yeah. Chris is fucking insane.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:58, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
::He'll be a registered sex offender by his next birthday at this rate. This is, what, the third time this month?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:29, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== Library Mirrored ==
TheCWCVilleLibrary have a mirror now. I'm switching this to their one and removing that pile of fuck from my channle now. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:59, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== Uncensored version? ==

YouTube copy has blue squares covering up the duck and china. Where can I see the uncensored version? I just want to bask in the fail. --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 19:12, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
* nevermind, just read the transcript. Watched the vid beforehand and thought Chris had drawn raw, unfiltered stick figure sex --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 19:21, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== Is It Possible to Ban Him From Flipnote Hatena? ==

Because if that were to happen, then we all know where he will go...back to the internet! :-) --SpaceScreaminJohn 19:19, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:Uh... he IS on the internet.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:22, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:: Allow me to rephrase, if we ban him, he'll come back to ranting on YouTube. --SpaceScreaminJohn 19:28, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
::: I'm pretty sure Rocky banned him from YT and Flipnote is just his hiding place from her. If we banned him, he'd either have a falling out with Rocky or go back to running jerks over in his car in his muscle bra - wait, that's actually a win-win situation! --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 19:34, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: Rocky probably banned him, but the real reason he quit YT is because he became convinced that we'd bugged his computer to track his internet activity--the DSi is both unbugged and out of Rocky's line of sight. That way, Chris can have Rocky's favor while at the same time ignoring her advice.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:37, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
::::: An observation, I read some of his comments in the comment pages on his flipnotes, and he thinks this qualifies as "Off the internet." I guess it works in the same way that drawing a Sonichu page a day allows him to tell other people to get a job. A thought, I think he can't be punished for the revised one because it's a lot more clandestine and much less filthy. The only thing sexual left in it is that Chris's dream boner is still just an outline. I wonder how far we could push that case?--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 19:46, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Tagged Flipnote

2010-06-29T01:06:01Z

OFSheep:

How is this any different than [[Cheesy!]]? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 01:39, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*[[Abejita]] is uploading it [[User:Shiny|Shiny]] 01:39, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
**Oh, you changed the video. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:01, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
***Man, he is just churning these things out. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:36, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
****Must be because it's his only portal to the internet Rocky isn't monitoring (besides PSN). What was he thinking flipping it sideways? I know it wouldn't matter since you could just flip the DS, but still, there's no apparent reason for it. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:56, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*****A couple of DS and DSI download games require you to turn the machine sideways. It's not common but it happens often enough for me to expect Chris to be aware of it.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:00, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
Ya know, it's sorta against Flipnote Hatena's policy to post a statement such as "I make women feel good." He could get banned for that. *hint hint*--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 05:16, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*He may have mentioned making women feel good, but he never said anything about that being sexual. I think it would be better if we called him out on not saying that he is straight. --[[User:PhilRaptor|PhilRaptor]] 06:38, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
:*True, true. We'll just have to call him gay until he cracks and posts a Flipnote explaining how he loves to fuck women. THEN WE ATTACK! NO MERCEY!--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 07:09, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
**That is actually a very good idea. [[User:Doctor Nuriel|Doctor Nuriel]] 20:34, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*** By what means would we call him gay? I doubt anything blatant enough to get through his thick skull would be allowed on Flipnote either. I don't know what other channels of communication are open right now. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 01:06, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Flipnote Hatena

2010-06-25T12:48:47Z

OFSheep:

Get all of chris's comments, save his flipnote bullshit creations

and uh

yeah. he favorited over 71 PAGES OF THESE FUCKING THINGS

[[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:42, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:Archive of comments in progress. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:13, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016
Fuck, he knows we filmed him. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:17, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
*By the way, it's page 22 of the comments.
:I disagree. This is not conclusive confirmation that he was aware of people filming him. He could easily be referring to previous times where people have witnessed him out and about (like the Michael Snyder incident). He may have suspected people were following him about there but we don't know if he was aware for sure. I sense we may get a new video soon. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:22, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

:*At least he didn't comment on all of them. I'm thinking get screencaps of everything he commented on and save his comments?
:* I've saved all his comment images and plan on uploading them shortly. I would guess we can just link what the image is replaying to in the gallery captions. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:35, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:* Uploaded - I had to change the format from the source GIFs since they don't play nicely with galleries. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:09, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
== jesus fffffffff ==
Chris has favorited over 2000 of these things. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 23:45, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
*:Yeah, I'm not about to list those. It's pretty obvious he just hits favorite on everything he moderately likes. Still I guess I could skim them to see if any TRUE AND HONEST Sonichu fanart is in there.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:52, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

== Holy mother of fuck, hahaha! ==

God, it's like this is all he did yesterday besides pretend the party was some kind of slo-mo rave to get underage girls at! --[[User:Eniggy|Enig-HAHAH]] 00:31, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Uh, hm. Yes, that is what happened. Thanks. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:33, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Chris has no hope of getting back to a normal life. The trolls are going to follow him and torment him until the day he dies, and he's unable to do a thing about it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 00:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

^ *Insert requiem for a dream music*--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 01:21, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Chris could very easily get back to a normal net life. The problem is, he can't help but be Chris. If he would stop signing everything and talking about himself in every post, he'd just be another guy on a forum. If you'll notice, most of his posts are either unfunny random humor that would be loss in the morass of the same or him shilling his custom content. Cut out the second and he'd fit right in. He'll never resist yelling about his Sonichu modkingdom or whatever custom thing he makes next because he's an idiot. On another note, Chris thinks that negative tone = lie given one of his quotes. I mean, no matter what sort of spin we put on it, that video of him humping a blow-up doll exists, no? --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 01:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Chris doesn't seem to consider negative tone=lie. Rather, this is just an example of his tardlogic. When he says "EVERYTHING OUTSIDE THE PRE-HACKED CWCIPEDIA, MY OKCUPID PROFILE, AND MY YOUTUBE ACCOUNT IS A LIE", he expects everyone to simply ignore everything that is not on one of the sites.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:11, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
[[File:Troll Rage (Obama-style).PNG]] All five parts of it. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:38, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Sheep, man, you got this all wrong. Chris logic isn't as complex as 'negative tone = lie'. It's even more simple than that. It's 'something he disagrees with = lie'. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:05, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

And on a seperate note: Damn. You guys move fucking fast. How the hell do trolls find shit like this? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:08, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Don't tell Chris but there's a bug in his DSi. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:09, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::If that's true then DAMN does Clyde have moles in Sony ''and'' Nintendo?? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:13, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Clyde secretly is the real Shigeru Miyamoto. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:15, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

I have to agree with OFSheep, the problem with Chris is that he wants attention, and he has to PUT SONICHU EVERYWHERE, and stuff his ego into every orifice.
He will always have the unwanted attention, until he learns to stop attracting it. but he can't do that, just like chris will stop being called gay when he stops denying it by dressing up like a homo [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 18:13, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

==Animation==
A crappy animation was just posted on Chris's FH profile, though it could be the work of trolls, so someone with more behind the scenes information should add this.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 17:38, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
*Wow, that's something an eight year old whose parents buy him twelve iPhones a year could do in a minute. I'm still waiting for Bob to finally ban him from the computer and the DSi. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:14, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
[[File:UltimateNightmareFlipnote.png|thumb|Just kinda weird, really.]]
::I dunno. It's crappy enough to be a Chris-Chan creation, but it seems like it's a step above him all the same. The whole "Really slow guy with annoying beep" is something Chris would probably consider a nightmare, sure, but I don't get why he would make this.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:51, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
::Fuck it, adding now.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:55, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
:: I'd say it's the work of trolls, compare the handwritting with the others, besides, the guy is standing on straight lines, an impossible feat for chris, and the video description is too elaborate to be chris's.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 20:01, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
*cries a bit* This is the most beautiful thing ever.... [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]
::: Do you think the trolls managed to hack into Chris's Flipnote Hatena account? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:09, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: unless someone stole his DSi, this is chris. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:09, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
Holy fucking shit this is creepy. [[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 14:35, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
*Chris's autism just evolved to Ulillillia's level. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 18:22, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:*I don't really think they're even close to eachother. Uilillillia's crazy, but he's the innocent sort of crazy.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:35, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::Yes, but this just the kind of animation Ulillillia would make. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 21:39, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Not nearly enough parallax or supernaturality to be an Ulillillia animation. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 22:21, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
*Does this remind anyone else of that Suicide Mouse video that /x/ put out there a while ago? Same concept, a thing walking on a loop with a weird, repetitive noise in the background. Except this is shitty and not creepy like the other one. ([[User:KingoftheJuice|KingoftheJuice]] 19:07, 22 June 2010 (UTC))
:*this one is also creepy, but mostly because of the annoying beep and emptyness.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 20:19, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:**It's like David Lynch minus the artistic integrity/batshit insanity/baby puppet apparently made from a cow fetus. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 22:21, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

==CWC Got Told==

[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D6047619382_000#535E907031CED2BB-c11539868617741172339 Comment #8] by Foxstar(id: Rashala) "Please do not post on my channel ever again". I'm looking to see what I can find that would cause him/her to say this. Anyone know?
:Nothing by foxstar is on Chris's comment list and I'm not about to go through a 3 pages and god only knows how many comments of furfag content trying to find a Chris comment that might not even exist. It's probably just some faggot begging for attention.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:29, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::Because Chris linked his stupid video to her 4chan channel which has nothing to do with the ACTUAL 4chan since chris is a lazy so...yeah. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 15:38, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

== "Bill for Anti-Internet Bad Mouthing Campaign" ==

The "Bill" part of that just hit me. Chris wants to make talking bad about people on the internet illegal. Again.

I don't think it would be unreasonable to believe that he's gonna bring up this idea again sooner rather than later. If he does, new content for Chris and law.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:38, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

*Not only did that suck, but it was also just a quick mod to the original, much like Youtube Poops, which are still funnier than anything he's ever done. Also, [http://chrisisagaytrucker.ytmnd.com the GIF got YTMND'd.] --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 00:38, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

The really sad thing is, once again, the actual message goes completely over his head. The song basically says if you get trolled, you brought it upon yourself for being a naive retard. It's about personal responsibility, a concept alien and threatening to Chris. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 02:18, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

:Well I guess his "Internet Bad Mouthing Campaign" against the evil Mary Lee Walsh, this greedy Micheal Snyder, etc, doesn't count. He's above the law after all, of course. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 03:48, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

== New Flipnote Animation - "HippoOnYourHead" ==

Chris uploaded more random access humor on the flipnote, as evidenced [http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D7F00037B5A_000?in=user|here]http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Flipnote_Hatena&action=edit&section=6

He seems to be trying to garner ratings with his little plea at the end.
[[User:ScottBNickles|ScottBNickles]] 16:51, 24 June 2010 (UTC)ScottBNickles
:lolwut?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 16:55, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:<s>What does that message in the end mean? "Please add one green or a bunch of yellow" is that more RAH?</s> Disregard that, now i understand what it means.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 17:01, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::Where did he get "Buck Williams" from? [[User:ScottBNickles|ScottBNickles]] 17:14, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::A quick google search shows that buck williams is a basketball player and character from the Left Behind books. knowing chris' readin habits, i suppose he refers to the former.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 17:34, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::::I'm still wondering what inspired the hippo part and the letter. Possible ripoff of things he's seen on the internet or Flipnote Hanata? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:05, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::[[Random-access humor]] He's been using the phrase for YEARS. he can't even have new original random access humor. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 18:19, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::I knew about that, but I have a feeling I've heard the hippo part somewhere before. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:27, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::Regina E-mails. She actually calls him out on it, but he just sort of blows her off.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:05, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::: @Eniggy Maybe Hungry Hungry Hippoes? [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
:::::::::Nah, never had one as a kid, but my memory is thinking it has to do with the internet. Then again, my brain's probably skewered the memory I had of it now, so I've probably forgotten and confused enough of it that I'll probably never figure out where I heard it from. Oh, well, that's life, I guess. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:23, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Did Chris actually draw this? Cuz that animation is kinda...good [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 03:54, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:Yes, but it looks like frames drawn in MS Paint. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 03:56, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

::Fuck,if Chris spent all the time he wasted on Sonichu doing shit like this he might actually have accomplished anything. I mean, it's not really anything of any quality but considering this is Chris, it's the motherfucking Mona Lisa. I mean...it actually looks like it was drawn by someone over six...-[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 04:01, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Additionally, the handwriting shown in the letter(Dear Sir blah blah) is actually kinda neat. Comparing that to Chris's usual handwriting which looks like he stuck a pencil up his ass and made like a dog with worms just makes me more skeptical as to whether this was done by Chris -[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 04:07, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Much like that stop-motion lego race video he made, if a Gameboy is his medium, he's a passable artist. What he fails at is sculpture, illustration, and singing/song writing. Too bad he's convinced himself he's a savant in all those things. --{User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 04:10, 25 June 2010(UTC)
:::Personally, I'm giving it two days until we discover where he ripped that off from or which troll made it for him. Chris can't write like a normal human being. Period. -[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 04:18, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: Someone needs to make ripoffs of these, claim they're originals, and then accuse Chris of copying. And then an army of trolls needs to back the ripoffs up as the 'True and Honest' originals. -[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 04:30, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::::: It won't work. These things have upload dates on them. Our supposed originals would be uploaded later and would show it. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 12:48, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

== Youtube mirrors? ==

Chris's first two flipnotes could be summed up with a single screencap, and the troll song was just Chris vandalizing a few frames, but if the hippo thing is any indication, Chris has turned to his DS for all his fame-whore needs. It would be much easier to display this stuff if we could just compile them into youtube videos. Is it even possible to save these things?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:44, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:Here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oME_VeGVZo .--[[User:J0haely|J0haely]]19:13, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::brb making YouTube Poop of it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:03, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Awesome job with the videos, but I guess we need some new templates for Chris's animations. It seems to me that we'll be getting these instead of new videos for the immediate future.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:06, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: Cool, but can you make one of the 8-Bit video? --[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 6:11 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::<s>The original 8-bit or chris's plagiarism?</s> Disregard that. here's the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIHni4FDTK4 [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 12:23, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

== 8-Bit ==
Has anyone told this poor man that an autistic manchild has bastardized his animation and used it in his own war against trolls? He should be given a link to the CWCki at the very least. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:42, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:I started an account to post on all his things, so I or Beat or someone else might have to do this.

EDIT: Just told 8-Bit in a post with a link to this article and the CWCki. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 22:29, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Mitch Sonichu

2010-06-23T16:40:07Z

OFSheep:

Aren't Mitch Sonichu and Mitch Chu supposed to be the same person? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 21:30, 23 January 2010 (UTC)

==Merge==
I really think we can either 1) add this to the [[Asperchu]] article or 2) add this to the [[List of Sonichu characters]]. Yes, it's a hot topic but that doesn't mean it needs its own article. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:49, 24 January 2010 (UTC)

*Nah. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:25, 24 January 2010 (UTC)

*It's so pathetic I reckon it does! --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 03:24, 25 January 2010 (UTC)

*While in the Asperchu comics he may have a more important role, in the Sonichu story arc he hasn't been proven important or useful enough to have a whole page for him. --[[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 04:16, 25 January 2010 (UTC)

* We have a page for the lesbian nanny who, to date, hasn't even appeared in the comic. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 04:24, 25 January 2010 (UTC)

:*My chief problem with this page is that there's a lot of fluff. This can be summarized in one sentence, along the lines of "Chris took Asperchu and made him a butch lumberjack." Just saying. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:48, 25 January 2010 (UTC)

* As said above, I only really created this page due to several smaller characters also having their own pages. That said, I understand the sentiment that it may not be entirely necessary, and I'm pretty happy to edit it into either [[List of Sonichu characters]] or [[Asperchu]]. --[[User:TheBadGuy|TheBadGuy]]
* Merge it with the page we had for Chris's bastardization of the Asperchu Chaotic Combo.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:24, 25 January 2010 (UTC)
*Chaos Pickles --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 08:03, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
* If this page is to exist, it should focus on how Chris tried to retcon another story. I see no reason why we need two pages over this event.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 16:40, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Saga

2010-06-21T02:06:46Z

OFSheep:

Add the sagas that we have from the [[List of Videos]] page and describe the overarching storylines in each. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:09, 19 October 2009 (CEST)
*i think a visual representation of the sagas would greatly improve the article. a vertical, multi-part image would work quite well, i think, but all ideas are welcome. thoughts? --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 17:09, 19 October 2009 (CEST)
:*A visual representation would be awesome, I'm just not an artsy kind of guy to do that :3. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:53, 19 October 2009 (CEST)
::*Oh, maybe Cogs was thinking like a timeline with shadded parts to indicate sagas and show the overlaps. Very good idea, even I could do that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:17, 20 October 2009 (CEST)
:*I'll start compiling images for each section. I'll try my best anyway. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:49, 23 October 2009 (CEST)
==Changes==
So basically what I tried to do so far is sum up every saga in 3 images. Is this at all helpful? I can upload colour versions instead if we prefer, but I thought this looked kind of good. I can also put all of them together to make a MEGASAGA sort of image that we can add to as more sagas become apparent. What do we want? Or delete them if you think they are gay. If they are not gay, then I will finish the rest tomorrow. ALSO: I can make a vertically oriented timeline (like from a history book) showing how they progress and overlap. Or horizontally, whatever we want really. Just tell me. For now, I need to sleep. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 01:25, 24 October 2009 (CEST)

* I actually really like these. [[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 03:38, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
:*I like them. Though I think that like, the subject of the saga should be in the center. Like, the Miyamoto saga, Reggie is in the middle when it really should be Miyamoto. If I may recommend one for Liquid, if there was a way to make it look like they're staring down each other, that'd be cool. Otherwise, nice work, I like the general idea. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:47, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
::*Your wish is my command. It is done. I think I got what you wanted for the Liquid saga too... Now what exactly? I can get started on a timeline. I guess I will work on making each subsection more introductory in the text too... --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 20:49, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
::*So I have added some detail to give a bit more advanced insight on the sagas for this page. I hope it is helpful. Are there any other sagas that should be here? I assume not. What do we need to add to make this... complete... --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 01:23, 25 October 2009 (CEST)

==Timeline==
[[Image:Timeline.png|right]]
So the timeline you see running here is one I made for this article. Problem, When I run it down the right side of the article it looks funny. At least I think it does. Try it. Should we put it there... or what? I will just work on the actual text of this article until we decide what to do about the imagery. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:33, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
*I haven't heard any opinions on this and they claimed to like it in IRC so I have it running down the right. Revert it if you like. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:41, 25 October 2009 (CET)
:*I like it a lot too. Having it up and down isn't orthodox but it's well suited for the media. Very nice job. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:55, 30 October 2009 (CET)
*I think it looks great, but I think the information is a bit wrong... the Megan Saga went on through the beginning of 2008 and into the ED and Adam Stackhouse affairs. Hell, there wouldn't be a Stackhouse Saga without Megan. Otherwise, it looks good.
----[[User:Kwippleton|Kwippleton]] 06:51, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

==Gregg Mays saga==
Not sure if we should consider it part of Clyde Cash saga but we should consider a Gregg Mays saga to include all this Gregg Mays stuff. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:55, 30 October 2009 (CET)

==Jack Thaddeus Saga, anyone?==
Or does anyone think it's too early? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 03:42, 2 January 2010 (CET)
* I was about to suggest the same thing. With the [[Kill de Jack|recent]] [[To Clyde and Jack|videos]] aimed at him, the [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call|three]] [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 2|phone]] [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3|calls]] and the CWCipedia ad shenanigans, not to mention [[It's UGH!|previous]] [[Chris humps his PS3|antics]], there seems to be enough material to warrant a new saga. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 05:17, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
** Don't forget about Asperchu in the future. Seeing how dedicated Alec is with it so far (and Jack just started advertising his wiki in CWCipedia), a Saga for that is inevitable! --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 05:32, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
*** And I think it has begun! --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 02:02, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
**** {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga. You like? --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 02:05, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
***** Very nice! Now how about Jack, anyone? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 02:08, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
***** Awesome job on the icon! --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 02:09, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
===Actually...===
Looking at recent edits, someone was adding a "Homosexual ad saga" to this page but it was reverted. While not a proper saga, I'd say it's a sort of mini saga and it's part of the Chris narrative, as it leads into Asperchu saga. Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:49, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
:I'm not sure I'd call the homosexual ads a saga by itself, but part of a CWCipedia saga? I'm certainly not part of the inner circle, but I imagine more hi-jinks involving the CWCipedia are in store. [[User:Chris fangs|Chris fangs]] 21:54, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
*I reverted it. It wasn't a proper saga, no. Even if it could be considered one, the information wasn't presented well enough. I first reverted the changes made to the timeline PNG[http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Timeline.png], which also wasn't up to par. There could be a lead-in to the Asperchu Saga, sure, but I would vote no on calling it a saga. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 22:02, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
*I re-reverted because you're a huge faggot have a nice day [[User:Nitrocore|Nitrocore]]

*Actually, I changed my mind. If someone could make a better, more convincing presentation of it, go ahead. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 22:16, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
:*I agree that the presentation on the timeline sucks, and the name "Homosexual ad saga" does as well. I think Chris fangs is onto something about it being called "CWCipedia saga" since in a way, the Mailbag is a way of trolling Chris and CWCipedia in general sorta inadvertently trolls Chris. Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:20, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
::*Well, it seems I've angered someone. Not my intentions, to be sure. Anyway, CWCipedia Saga has a nice ring to it and it's relevant, since the Mailbag is certainly a repository of ongoing trolling. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 22:28, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
::*Champthom, I'll leave it to you to revert the timeline image/Saga page or not. I don't wish to get into a revert war over Chris Chan. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 22:34, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
:::*I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just saying that you're right but so is Nitrocore. The concept of a saga invoking CWCipedia, perhaps call it CWCipedia saga, is good or maybe Jack Thaddeus saga (though I'm aiming at the former) but you are correct in that the write up and the name at the time did kinda suck, and we still need to work on the timeline. For starters, we need to get in touch with the original creator of the timeline or maybe start from scratch. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:58, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
* Ha i win sucker, I actually like "Cwc saga" as well i was just adding stuff(unlike you) if you can combine it and possibly make it better with external links then I'm not bothered [[User:Nitrocore|Nitrocore]]
::::*I went with the CWCipedia idea. It's a rough draft, but you get the idea. Nitro, if there is a next time, try not to act like a child. Also, sign your discussion edits with the timestamp. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 00:37, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

==The CWCki Saga, anyone?==

I was going to start this, but decided otherwise unless objects to it, but what we got here is the start of a third saga - CWCki Saga. Chris knows about the CWCki and now he wants to take control of it. You think we should start gathering information on this?--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:19, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*Damn. It's barely 24 hrs in and we are already talking about a saga! I think it is a tad too early to talk about a saga. Outside of "The WallFlower Incident", we got mostly nothing. Let's wait a little to see where it will goes. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:30, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:*I agree. Luckily, we'll probably find out two days from now, when his ultimatum gets ignored to death. If nothing comes of it, then nothing comes of it. If he spazzes out and does something really stupid, like threatening legal action or starting an epic edit war, then yeah. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 05:44, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

==Vanessa Saga==

My old pet project, probably not long or significant enough, but some pretty good videos and logs came from that --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 07:52, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
*Vanessa saga is one of the unsung tales of the overarching CWC saga and it's sorry that it isn't currently reflected here. However, perhaps now in retrospect it seems more to be part of Ivy saga, though Vanessa saga had dynamic elements and whatnot. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:07, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

== more saga sum up images ==

we need a saga image for asperchu (not tito yet) and the cwikipedia saga--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 02:19, 20 March 2010 (UTC)

Heres a quick one i made for the game place, just to throw out the idea, can't use it since it doesn't match the others
[[image:Picture_4.png]]

== Tito saga ==

'''In December 2009, Chris released a page from Sonichu 10, which revealed a girl named [[Lovely Weather]]. Many trolls were confused as to why Chris would create a fictional love interest when previous issues used real life girls. The confusion continued when Chris revealed he had a gal-pal during some of his Mailbags.'''

Is it just me or does this seem to suggest that "Lovely Weather" is connected to [[The Wallflower]]? If so, this text is incorrect as Chris didn't meet Wallflower until January at the latest. Srsly guys. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:50, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
* Okay, I'll admit - I wrote that bit when it seemed like there was a connection between Weather and Wallflower. I'll alter it so it won't seem that way.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 13:01, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

==IRL Saga?==

It might be too early for this, but if he keeps up these public creeper antics, methinks an "IRL Saga" would be appropriate. --[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 16:12, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
* I always thought it would be better to call everything that's happened since he "left" the Internet the "CWC Exile Saga". But, still, IRL Saga's just as good.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 16:24, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
**How about 'Reality Saga'? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:48, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
***If we're going to do that, we might as well include the Love Quest as a saga, since this sounds pretty much like a repeat of those events. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:34, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
**** I understand the reasoning behind that, though a good chunk of the Love Quest happened online within specific sagas. Personally, the only issue I would see with such a saga (CWC Exile is a great title) is that it overlaps with The GAMe PLACe and the last bit of Surfshack Tito.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 01:14, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
***** I think, in a technical level, we're between sagas. We just simply have to wait and see what damn fool thing he does next. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:06, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Flipnote Hatena

2010-06-20T01:36:59Z

OFSheep:

Talk:Chris and health

2010-06-15T16:51:57Z

OFSheep:

Hey we should add a "gallery of fatness" to the bottom of the page with pictures of his horrible fatness.--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 19:01, 23 July 2009 (CEST)
*That's not such a bad idea, I suppose. What would be best is if you could make them show how much he has ballooned over the years. [[User:Dormiebasne|Dormiebasne]] 21:20, 23 July 2009 (CEST)
**That is an even better idea--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 23:09, 23 July 2009 (CEST)
*** Damn, I wish he was one of those people who took a photo of himself once a day. Then we could make an animation. [[User:Dann Woolf|Dann Woolf]] 15:33, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Moved the gallery of hair. --[[User:Garfield|Garfield]] 03:14, 25 July 2009 (CEST)
*Cool!--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 16:50, 29 July 2009 (CEST)

In Kacey's recollection of her date with Chris, she mentioned how he would sweat profusely just by walking. Where in the article should I add that? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 21:17, 14 June 2010 (UTC)

== Need to do ==
*Probably move the hair to Sonichu Girls or just make a new page for it, I think it warrants its own page because it also demonstrates MEXICAN SONICHU and poor Spanish
*Also, incorporate chris's coke habits (the drink) http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?n2bjtmemyyj [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:33, 29 September 2009 (CEST)

== Chris and Strength? ==

Chris seems to suffer form delusions that he's really strong and a good fighter. I'd go into more depth except that I'm not really strong nor a good fighter. All I know is that he's worse at both than me. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 06:26, 13 October 2009 (CEST)

== Weird section ==

The article currently says: "''Chris has probably never had any regular exercise since leaving high school, and the lack of physical activity has contributed to his already ballooning shape. It has also left his skin a frightening white that starkly contrasts to the dark background of his room while making videos.''" Now, I'm not a medical professional or anything, but I'm pretty sure exercise level doesn't have much to do with skin color. The second sentence should probably be moved or at least clarified.
*No, I think that's more or less sun. Trust me, if you can get him to push carts during the summer at some Wal-Mart or whatever, his skin'll look a million times better. Of course, we're talking about Chris, who thinks item stockers in retail are "heavyweights".--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 20:24, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
:*I have edited it as such:''"Since he barely leave his house and focus his time on playing videogames, his lack of exposure to the sunlight left his skin a frightening white that starkly contrasts to the dark background of his room while making videos."'' I hope it will please Mr. Anonymous... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 20:35, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

==So when WAS the last time Chris took a shower?==
Seriously. What was the exact date of Chris's last shower? Considering how much he's divulged about his life it shouldn't be hard to aquire this information. [[User:Dann Woolf|Dann Woolf]] 13:30, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
:*It's not as simple as you think. First, Chris is not the type of camera-whore who would record this. Then, He's in [[Homos|straight]] denial about this as you can read it in the article. Personally, my out-of-nowhere guess would be once a week or when the itching would became impossible to endure. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:47, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
:** If a guy is said to be smelling like rotten watermelon or rotting fish in the sun, he's probably not even showering once a MONTH. Has anybody actually ASKED him? [[User:Dann Woolf|Dann Woolf]] 15:31, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
:***Do you think he would listen? Chris had learned over the years that making over-the-top claims and giving assurances of all sorts would allow him to avoid doing any action. So, if we ask him, be sure that he will repeat that he showers daily even if flies drop dead around him due to the stench. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:32, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
:****I've been brushing up on my psychology and according to Professor Jean M. Twenge of San Diego University in her book "The Narcissism Epidemic" It illustrates that Narcissists are extremely fragile to criticism and with his autism and child like personality it would be no surprise if chris chan has spent several months/days without showering (just look at that brownish crust on his neck) And I imagine that even if he does he probably doesn't shower thoroughly enough to get rid of his...err aroma.--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 18:01, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

==Is he in danger of developing diabetes?==

Its just speculation on my part but with a 60 ounces of coke a day habit and whatever other high sugar foods he is eating combined with his obesity as well as the possible hypertension make me wonder if he is at risk. [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
* It's probably very possible. I mean, the sugar content in McDonald's is high, and in even a 330ml can of Coke (11fl oz. approx.) there is about 60% of an adult's daily sugar allowance.. Maybe if we try and get information from him that we can cross-reference to a list of diabetes symptoms, such as exceptional thirst, dry mouth and frequent urination. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 17:21, 21 February 2010 (UTC)
** Could I maybe send him a letter leading him on to list any of these symptoms in operation Mailbag?[[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
*** Chris is at high risk for pretty much everything that obesity can cause.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:46, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
**** Chris is at a higher risk for everything he ignores. Right now, I still think he's on a higher risk of suffering a bad case of staph infection than anything else. He got no notion of hygiene, his immune system is crushed by his lifestyle and he's living in a dump. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:31, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
*****Forget staph; he's at risk for freaking leprosy. [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 08:37, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
*It wouldn't be surprising if he had diabetes already. Have you seen his complexion? Early age spots are a possible sign of diabetes and that combined with the fact that he gets tired easily makes me believe that he might already have diabetes. PS I'm a newfag with wikis so I hope this works.
** Protip. Sign your comments by putting <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki> at the end of your comment, so we all know you are AFK4Life. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 09:34, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
*** The reason I suggested a letter was so that we could get a confirmation about the liklyhood of him having diabetes. Although it is probably true. [[User:Shawths|Shawths]] 10:25, 26 Febuary 2010 (UTC)
****This will fail in two distinctive ways; not only he barely take notice of the unpleasant letters in the mailbags but he's also certain that he's the living example of what a healthy man looks like. This being said, I will take great pleasure in knowing he would have to stab himself with a syringe again and again due to a disease caused by his fat ass. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:10, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
***** However, considering that Chris is more interested in spending his tugboat money on video games and sex toys, it's more likely that he will fall into a diabetic coma because he didn't want to spend the money on urgent medical supplies. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:19, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
****** I will have to disagree with you on this. I am ready to bet that the moment Chris will need insulin or any other medication, not only the said medication will be brought to him freely by the glorious state of Virginia but he will also be followed by a social worker. We have to include the fact that Chris took medication before. In the [[Autism papers]], it is mentioned that he took paxil for four years. So, yes, he can follow a regiment of drugs. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:26, 14 June 2010 (UTC)

That's another thing that bothers me--why was he on Paxil? I hear that it treats two things--depression and excessive urination. Either way I want to know what prompted it.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 21:34, 14 June 2010 (UTC)
* Interestingly enough, paxil has been known in some paitents to cause outbursts of anger: http://www.healingwell.com/community/default.aspx?f=19&m=203440
:It is mainly prescribed to treat depression, but is also occasionally prescribed to individuals who complain of extreme stress. It is possible that the lumberjack and snorlax got Chris a prescription thinking it would mellow him out, or it may be that Chris has been very depressed and the paxil was specifically prescribed to him for his depression. Considering his goals in life, and his chances of achieving them, it is quite likely (even with Chris's limited mental foresight) that he has realized that his goals are almost certainly unachievable, and thus he is depressed. [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 18:25, 14 June 2010 (EST)
::It is interesting to see when Chris started taking paxil. If we refer ourselves to the Autism paper (Circa 2004), it tells us that the ManChild was on that medication for the last 4 years. This bring us to the end of his High-School years and his enrolment at the PVCC. There's a possibility that it was suggested to Chris's parents to put him on meds to help him with the transition from one setting to another. After all, autistics love patterns and the loss of those patterns can cause stress and bouts of 'Tard-Rage. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:21, 15 June 2010 (UTC)

== Inability to Recognize Faces ==

I think it should be mentioned that the inability to recognize faces is a very common trait of Autism. The fact that Chris cannot recognize faces confirmed (to me) that he definitely has a form of autism before those psychiatric evaluations were released.

Also, a lack of smell-sensory is another symptom of autism. This is definitely far from the only reason that Chris never showers, and not all Autistic people lack a sense of smell, but still I thought I should mention it.(Wiki newfag here; I hope this works.) --[[User:Windyshoot|Windyshoot]] 09:02, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

At first,I read inability to recognize feces. LOL! --[[User:Kawaiidesubakachan|Kawaiidesubakachan]] 02:14, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

== Chris's obesity ==

In response to to how much weight chris gained during his apearence in the pimp my ride video, someone in the talk section asked for a comparison between chris's breast and those of a big chested woman. after combining the image below i noticed that chris has gained so much weight that his man-boobs have become massive. what i'm trying to ask is if the image could be included in the chris and obesity section. [[User:MoarLurk]]
[[file:Compare.jpg|300px|right]]

:I made that image with pretty much that purpose. Also if you notice, chris's boobs are bigger.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:05, 14 June 2010 (UTC)
::I suspect that Chris has a hormonal imbalance. Even with his corpulent physique, his breasts are disproportionately large, and his nipples look like pepperonis. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:07, 14 June 2010 (UTC)
:::The though of Chris's nipples...cannot unsee.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:14, 14 June 2010 (UTC)
::::We have pictures of them, remember? We've seen the man screwing a blow-up doll. How can his nipples be close to that disturbance? --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 16:51, 15 June 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Chandler Cats

2010-04-22T20:21:51Z

OFSheep:

{{Scamper}}

Scamper is my favorite so I made template that says as much. FUCKING USE IT!--[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 21:21, 1 May 2009 (CEST)
: No I am pretty sure Lucy is the best. Those eyes goan getcha. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 06:36, 6 May 2009 (CEST)

==DESI IS DEAD==

I talked to one of our field agents tonight and apparently, Desi is dead or missing in action.

I ask that each of us have a moment of silence for Desi.

Skittles is also presumed dead or missing in action.

Scampers, however, is alive and well. So yeah, Desi is dead guys :(. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:49, 13 June 2009 (CEST)

== Factual Content ==

Recently, it has come to my attention that there is little factual content in this article. The claims that the Chandler cats are not house trained and "shit everywhere" may be grossly exaggerated. The only cited instance of cat feces is in [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]], where Chris complains of an accident in the kitchen. Any pet owner can attest that pets have accidents once in a blue moon, and one incident doesn't warrant a claim that there is "Cat shit everywhere". Please keep your eyes open for examples that prove the chandler cats are not house-trained.--[[User:Megaman|''Megaman!'' ]] [[Image:MegaManXRunning.gif]] 09:14, 8 December 2009 (CET)
*Spoiler - most of the CWCki is "grossly exaggerated" (see Chris's alleged pedophillia, racism, etc.). Sometimes it's a bit much but it's for dramatic effect. Also, have you seen the house vids? In a house like that, they probably wouldn't be reluctant to shit everywhere. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:39, 8 December 2009 (CET)

== R.I.P. Desi and Skittles. ==

Judging by the Jackie Emails, Desi and Skittles are either completely dead or completely missing, as Chris says he has only 3 cats and names the other three.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 20:21, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Bubbles Rosechu

2010-04-15T01:32:47Z

OFSheep:

Since according to the new video, that Bubbles married [[Blake]], would that make her Bubbles ''Sonichu'' if she took her husband's "surname"? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:14, 26 July 2009 (CEST)
: But people don't always change their surnames when they marry, either! Maybe Bubbles fancies herself a fine upper-class lady and takes a hyphenated name: Her Grace, Bubbles von Sonichu-Rosechu, Duchess of Shopping Mall Region. Or maybe Blake proves he's ''sorta evil'' and ''modern'' and ''non-prejudiced'' at the same time, and takes Bubbles's last name! Blake Rosechu. That sounds awesome! --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 23:24, 26 July 2009 (CEST)

== CWCipedia Bio ==

Chris spends an awful lot of time talking about how Smart bubbles is. We all know that all the Rosechus are basically all the same vacuous moron with different colors, but I think the "SHE'S SMART" babbling is in response to Alec basically flat-out telling Chris that his version of bubbles was a useless idiot.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:08, 14 April 2010 (UTC)
:Also fuck you Chris Yawning Squirtle is on the moon smoking weed and nothing you say will ever change that.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:07, 15 April 2010 (UTC)
::Atlantis. Fucking Atlantis. I mean, I can reprint Lord of Atlantis in the 2nd Sonichu set, and that's all fun, but ATLANTIS? --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 01:32, 15 April 2010 (UTC)

Talk:List of Chris's edits to the CWCki

2010-04-03T03:48:28Z

OFSheep:

IP check confirmed it. It's him, doing a backbreaking three edits thinking that's a huge fucking threat. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 23:22, 2 April 2010 (UTC)
* I have the content of his edits saved onto some word documents. Should we make a table, like the one the [[Twitter]] article has? --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 23:51, 2 April 2010 (UTC)
** just look at the list of ED edits page and copy that format i guess[[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 23:56, 2 April 2010 (UTC)
*** Got it. I'll work on it right now. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 00:10, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

I think it's worth mentioning he tried to Wiki-link [[brilliant]]. The word. Like I just did. How to do so without overemphasizing it eludes me, sadly.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 03:48, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

User talk:GodofThunderGodofWar

2010-04-03T03:35:28Z

OFSheep:

{{welcome|Champthom}}--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:32, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

Fuck the welcome template, Chris doesn't even deserve one. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:47, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
*Don't fucking remove things from other people's user page. Chris is a CWCki user and he deserves a god damn welcome. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:28, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

We haven't banned this faggot have we? [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]

The great Clyde Cash has told us not to ban him. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:52, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Fuck you Chris. Go back to your leeches and your potions! [[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]]

Chris it is time to come out of your closet you homo. --[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 02:15, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Glad we haven't banned him yet. BTW could we add some templates from ED to "improve" his page? [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]

Herro hero! --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:27, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Welcome to the CWCki, fucknugget!-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 02:58, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Hi Chris. Nice job with your threat of vandalizing three pages before playing your PS3. Good job. No one ban him. Let him do whatever the fuck he wants. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 23:20, 2 April 2010 (UTC)

Sup Chris, how's it hanging? never mind, you'll never read this, too busy playing the PStriple, you know if you just sold that thing you'd be able to update the comic more. --[[User:Homor|Homor]] 01:10, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

[[Fan:Issue 10.5|Issue 10.5]] coming soon to the CWCki! :D --[[User:Marco|Marco]] 01:15, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

'Ey Chris, I have a game I would recommend to you. Dante's Inferno. Play through the whole thing and pay VERY Close attention to the plot. -CWCville Sanitation

God does not look well on those who worship false gods like Thor. Your going to hell sodomite. [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]

Enjoy your stay Chris. It isn't going to be long now that you've proven to be an even bigger bigot than we thought you were. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:51, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

hey Chris, huge fan here. Just a heads-up: some people and I are writing a biography about you. --[[User:Fabrosi|Fabrosi]] 02:00, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Chris, give us your Pokemon friend code so we can all beat you at your favorite game.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:08, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Hello, you autistic waste of space! It's me, one of the guys who vandalized your wiki. Did you see the page I created with the giant, hard-to-ignore piece of gay Pokeporn? That was great. And now you've come and made your half-assed vandalism. Seriously, we all know you spend the American public's money on things to play and shove up your ass. And to top it off, you confirm that you are quite proud of your Rule 34. Do you actually think that anybody besides you and a monkey with Down's Syndrome considers that to be sexy? Also, [[Reginald Sneasel]] is GAYYYYYYY!!! DO NOT MISLABEL HIM AS STRAIGHT!!! Finally, please stop wasting all of your time with your [[PS3]] and update your fucking comic as soon as your (by your, I mean the Sysop's) site is fixed. --[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]] 02:25, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Eya there Chrissyboo, I had the opportunity to kick your fat ass last week. I was literally 30 minutes away from the Charlottesville area with my buddies. You're damn lucky I didn't, but then again, you would've had a legitimate thing to sue me over. Even if I did end up being sued by Chris-chan, I would still fail less than you do, Chris. That's how much you fail. If I ever drive to DC again, be prepared. Word of advice: Use your monthly tugboat to invest in an actual gym membership. Hell, my girlfriend alone can do over 60 push-ups easily (Not being sexist or anything), which is DOUBLE your failed goal last year. Be afraid, Chris, be VERY afraid. --[[User:Therealgodbear|Therealgodbear]] 02:54, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Sup Chris. How's it going? I gotta say man, I'm a little disappointed in your vandalism attempts. I mean, how hard is blanking pages, really?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:59, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Hey Chris, hows it going. I too violated your CWCipedia. The part about your mothers phone number, pedophillia, and sucking nigger cocks were particularly lulzy. Anyways, just wanted to say I hate you, you suck at life, and go suck those nigger cocks you love so much, and rape those children. Anyways, love your fail attempts at editing the CWCki. Keep trying you worthless faggot, just wasting more of your time.
Hi Chris. Nice job with your threat of vandalizing three pages before playing your PS3. Good job. No one ban him. Let him do whatever the fuck he wants. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 23:20, 2 April 2010 (UTC)

Sup Chris, how's it hanging? never mind, you'll never read this, too busy playing the PStriple, you know if you just sold that thing you'd be able to update the comic more. --[[User:Homor|Homor]] 01:10, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

[[Fan:Issue 10.5|Issue 10.5]] coming soon to the CWCki! :D --[[User:Marco|Marco]] 01:15, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

'Ey Chris, I have a game I would recommend to you. Dante's Inferno. Play through the whole thing and pay VERY Close attention to the plot. -CWCville Sanitation

God does not look well on those who worship false gods like Thor. Your going to hell sodomite. [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]

Enjoy your stay Chris. It isn't going to be long now that you've proven to be an even bigger bigot than we thought you were. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:51, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

hey Chris, huge fan here. Just a heads-up: some people and I are writing a biography about you. --[[User:Fabrosi|Fabrosi]] 02:00, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Chris, give us your Pokemon friend code so we can all beat you at your favorite game.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:08, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Hello, you autistic waste of space! It's me, one of the guys who vandalized your wiki. Did you see the page I created with the giant, hard-to-ignore piece of gay Pokeporn? That was great. And now you've come and made your half-assed vandalism. Seriously, we all know you spend the American public's money on things to play and shove up your ass. And to top it off, you confirm that you are quite proud of your Rule 34. Do you actually think that anybody besides you and a monkey with Down's Syndrome considers that to be sexy? Also, [[Reginald Sneasel]] is GAYYYYYYY!!! DO NOT MISLABEL HIM AS STRAIGHT!!! Finally, please stop wasting all of your time with your [[PS3]] and update your fucking comic as soon as your (by your, I mean the Sysop's) site is fixed. --[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]] 02:25, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Eya there Chrissyboo, I had the opportunity to kick your fat ass last week. I was literally 30 minutes away from the Charlottesville area with my buddies. You're damn lucky I didn't, but then again, you would've had a legitimate thing to sue me over. Even if I did end up being sued by Chris-chan, I would still fail less than you do, Chris. That's how much you fail. If I ever drive to DC again, be prepared. Word of advice: Use your monthly tugboat to invest in an actual gym membership. Hell, my girlfriend alone can do over 60 push-ups easily (Not being sexist or anything), which is DOUBLE your failed goal last year. Be afraid, Chris, be VERY afraid. --[[User:Therealgodbear|Therealgodbear]] 02:54, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Sup Chris. How's it going? I gotta say man, I'm a little disappointed in your vandalism attempts. I mean, how hard is blanking pages, really?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:59, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Hey Chris, hows it going. I too violated your CWCipedia. The part about your mothers phone number, pedophillia, and sucking nigger cocks were particularly lulzy. Anyways, just wanted to say I hate you, you suck at life, and go suck those nigger cocks you love so much, and rape those children. Anyways, love your fail attempts at editing the CWCki. Keep trying you worthless faggot, just wasting more of your time.

Peace, and have a good day retard!--[[Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]]
Peace, and have a good day retard!--[[Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]]

You put more effort into making a threat than you do delivering on it. It's like you don't care that we mock you! Can you do anything right? You can't hold a job, you scare away every girl you see, you can't put effort into anything - Your life has no meaning to find!--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 03:35, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Talk:F Abstinance

2010-03-30T23:10:01Z

OFSheep:

let me have a whack at transcribing something [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 23:13, 28 March 2010 (UTC)
:jesus christ now i know how you guys feel [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 23:31, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

Good luck making a summary of this one. He's raging about kids learning abstinence because he's a virgin, then goes on to say that the comics are bad but a small thing like a backpack is fine (even though he's not getting a dime). Great.... --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:36, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

:What's the source for the quote at the top of the page about the LBP costumes? --[[User:Hatredy|Hatredy]] 00:31, 29 March 2010 (UTC)

::It's what Chris put in the description box on youtube. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 00:35, 29 March 2010 (UTC)

==Still thinks he's in High School==
His mentioning getting up during an assembly makes me think we can confirm the theory he never left high school mentally. [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]

You just figured that out? --[[User:Exemplary|Exemplary]] 04:33, 29 March 2010 (UTC)

Oh I knew that just wanted to make a suggestion for some more evidence we can provide. [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]

Every time I am hearing the term "Assembly", it is somewhat linked to a church. Just sayin' [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:40, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
* I thought that myself. That suggests he recently had a sermon on abstinance. In this case it probably wasn't refering to the abstinance of priests, but trying to suggest to young people that it is a valid alternative to being sexually active. Which might explain Chris' rage, anyone suggesting to young women that NOT having sex is a good idea would be HIS ENEMY. -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 06:08, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
** Actually it was something that reminded him of high school, and an assembly on the virtues of abstinence. I think it was a Family Guy episode, but I'm not completely sure, as I don't watch terrible television. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 18:03, 30 March 2010 (UTC)
*** It was. I think the moral was "Abstinence is okay and all, but you don't have to do it. Just practice safe sex." Specifically, Chris likely latched onto the "Abstinence is okay" part(he does, after all, ignore the tactless atheism and liberal soapboxing). It couldn't have been his church, they don't believe in abstinence. Is there a way we can find out what episode aired last sunday at seven pm his time?
**** But, you see, that episode a very good indication of Family Guy's hamfisted style. I think it's obvious that Chris missed the message and clung to "Abstinence is bad," especially with how the abstinence side is presented. Combine that with his own rage at his virginity and perhaps a sermon that morning and we get this video. I wish Chris still answered Mailbags so we could get some background from him. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 23:10, 30 March 2010 (UTC)

== Sunday is video day. ==

He's been making a lot of videos on Sundays. I think last week someone at his church told him to leave the internet and this week someone at church told him to stop trying to rape people and to practice abstinence. I bet he just learned the word today.[[User:DamianAntaria|DamianAntaria]]
:Either that or a girl just used it as an excuse to flee his presence recently. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 01:17, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
:I also have the feeling that someone is preaching to our Chris. Is Rocky losing her grip on our favorite tub of lard? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:41, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
::It doesn't really read to me like something from church. He's actively mad at the concept of abstinence, which leads me to believe that he feels like the concept cost him a shot at some china recently. Maybe that was the Wallflower's final excuse as to why she didn't want to give it up to him, or he tried to make a move on another girl and she explained that she'd taken a pledge or something. Either way, I think if he'd just been preached abstinence he might make a video about opposing it, but I doubt he'd sound so angry about it. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 03:05, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
:::[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stealing_First_Base This recent episode of The Simpsons may have something to do with it], though he's also probably still pissed about the Wallflower incident. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 04:28, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
*It'd be interesting to get some statistics on Chris's videos - average length, the days he uploads videos on, time of day, that sort of thing. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:12, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
:* Yeah, that'd be a table worth putting together. A lot of them, it would be hard to peg what time of day they went up now because we're down to the CWCVille Library copies, but the rest of the data could be interesting. As for abstinence, just going on pure irrational bias about the content of sex education courses in semi-rural Virginia, he probably got an earful about it in high school, but he was also probably too busy reading Goosebumps to get too wound up about it at the time. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 00:16, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Could this be next month's project then? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 00:28, 29 March 2010 (UTC)

Ok, CWC has made 32 videos in 2010. 4 on Mondays, 4 on Tuesdays, 6 on Wednesdays, 3 on Thursdays, 5 on Fridays, 7 on Saturdays and only 3 on Sundays. So Saturdays seem to be the days Chris is most willing to make a fool of himself. [[User:DamianAntaria|DamianAntaria]]

== Another reason why I hate this mother fucker. ==

Seriously? He now wants people to rise up against abstinence? *Facepalm* If a girl doesn't want to have sex, then she '''doesn't want to have sex.''' It's a simple concept. He's just jealous that you can't get any china. Besides, any girl would want to proclaim abstinence around a creepy obese, greasy, sweaty, smelly stalking rapist like himself.

Ugh... I don't want to talk any more about this. I hope he gets pepper sprayed one day, though.

--[[User:Miss Noel|Noel Ari Paige]] 03:45, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
* I can't wait to see what two words get mashed together to describe ''that'' incident. "Jerk" don't really portmanteau with "girl" the way it does with "cop" and "manager." -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 04:29, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
**Abstigirl? Bitchstinance? -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 06:08, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
*** Bitchstinance. I love it. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:27, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
**** He'll probably be making a Sonichu Special when that happens and portray the girl as an evil troll that wants nothing more to shatter his heart level to 0% by causing his poor heterochromic eyes unjust pain. (when in reality she was just defending herself from another "Megan" incident.) --[[User:Miss Noel|Noel Ari Paige]] 13:16, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
***** We know Chris feels he is "owed" sex by the female population. If that doesn't make him an outright rapist, he's at least a serious deviant, and a theoretical risk at best. -[[User:CDiddles|CDiddles]] 17:43, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
****** A lot of guys have stupid, troglodytic ideas about women and sex. Let's hold the "rapist" title until he actually tries to do something along those lines, okay? There's plenty to hate about Chris without making stuff up. By that standard of proof, 99% of the internet are murderers. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 18:18, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
*******While I agree he's not an actual rapist, his ideas of the opposite sex owing him sex is a bit flawed. I wouldn't say rapist but the way he thinks about women seems like potential sex offender wouldn't be too unfair to say. Especially given that this video is most likely due to the fact that some woman he was going after used abstinence to get away from him. [[User:TheInternet|TheInternet]] 20:55, 29 March 2010 (UTC)

== This video ==

is the greatest thing to happen to my computer. ''Ever.'' That is all. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 19:44, 29 March 2010 (UTC)

* Yeah, this particular video was a funny one. Haven't seen too many funny ones lately. [[User:TheInternet|TheInternet]] 20:59, 29 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Angelica

2010-03-12T02:54:50Z

OFSheep:

I noticed there wasn't a page on Angelica yet, so I quickly made one up - improve plz. --[[User:PoppyPink|PoppyPink]]

Chris is fascinating. His characters are an insight into his psyche, and his complete lack of inhibitions makes him lay all his emotions on the table. Angelica is one of those characters that is interesting, along with magi-chan because shes not just a stereotypical asian or a sonichu with a leaf on his ass. --[[User:Decrumpit|Decrumpit]] 20:41, 30 May 2009 (CEST)

It's probably just coincidence, but the origins of this character seem to be ripping off the beginning of that god-awful Super Mario Bros. movie. How fitting he'd rip off the crappy film and not the actual games. [[User:IMB706|IMB706]] 14:56, 13 November 2009 (CET)

Angelica is a mockery of the catholic faith. Saying that a nun would ruthlessly execute a person who has done nothing wrong is worse than shitting on the Pope's face.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 02:49, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
:Angelica is also not an ordained minister nor a priest. How come she's allowed to give last rites? --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:54, 12 March 2010 (UTC)