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For Julie's Eyes Only

2010-06-08T01:19:18Z

OMG its a duck: Another typo.

{{honest}}

{{protip|"JULLLAAAY" is an old meme. Only faggots comment on Chris related videos with any variant of "JULLAAAAAAAY." Even bigger faggots are people who think it's funny to PM and/or e-mail Chris with "JULLLAAAAAAAAAY." The biggest faggots are those who think it's funny to call Chris's house and scream "JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAY"}}

[[Image:JULAY-small.gif|thumb|JULAY!]]
[[Image:Blowupdoll.gif|thumb]]

On 20 [[February 2009]], the closest thing [[Christian Weston Chandler]] will ever have to a [[sex tape]] was leaked to the internet. The video file '''For Julies Eyes Only.MP4''' consists of nearly eight minutes of Chris, completely nude except for his socks, making love to [[Kimmi|an inflatable sex doll]]. The sex tape was soon uploaded to SlutLoad where it has received over 2 million views, many of them coming from people wondering "Who the fuck is [[Julie]]?"

Chris produced the video using his [[PSEye]] for the benefit of Julie, the person he believed to be his trusted [[sweetheart]]. (She was, in fact, the latest in a series of [[troll]]s playing him for a sap.) Throughout the video Chris pretends that the blow-up doll is Julie. Accordingly he treats the doll with tenderness and respect before he starts humping the shit out of it, all the while calling out Julie's name like a retard in heat. For the final two minutes of the video Chris rides the doll, cowgirl style, yelling "JULAAAAAY!!!" over and over until he achieves orgasm.

Throughout the video, Chris seems to mimic all the "educational porn" he has watched, except he chooses to mimic the positions of ''female'' performers, as when he spreads his legs wide open for Julie.

==Summary==
{{quote|JULAAAAAAY!!!! JULAAAAAAY!!!! |Chris while humping Kimmi}}
{{quote|You take that like a good, bad girl!|Also while humping Kimmi}}
{{quote|I'm ready to cum!!|Also while humping Kimmi}}

'''0:00-0:05''' [''Chris sits cross-legged on his bed, holding Kimmi up as though it were a naked girl standing before him, says "Hey Julie" and glances at her''.]

'''0:06-0:10''' [''He lies back as he pulls the doll into position over his [[duck]]''.] "I love you Julie..."

'''0:11-0:28''' [''He grips the doll, possibly trying to finger its asshole. He seems confused as to how to effectively copulate with this device''.]

'''0:29-0:44''' [''Our hero abandons all pretense and bends the doll at an unnatural angle (with its upper body pointed straight up and its legs pointed straight out behind it), pounding it diligently. Its asshole is spread wide in full view of the camera''.]

'''0:45-0:48''' In a satisfied tone, he sighs "Mmm, Julie..." A moment later, sounding surprised by her passion, he exclaims "''Julieee!''"

'''0:49-1:25''' [''Quiet, uneventful thrusting. Chris seems to have a determined look on his face, as though he is focused on servicing his vinyl lover''.]

'''1:26-1:32''' [''A loud snap can be heard, which seems to catch Chris's attention. He lifts the doll up and examines his crotch, then reaches over to pause the recording. It's possible he has had a mishap related to whatever condoms or lube he might be using''.]

'''1:33-1:52'''['' Chris resumes filming and humping''.]

'''1:53-2:06''' [''He shifts to a sort of scissor position, with Kimmi "straddling" his right thigh. Chris keeps one hand planted on its "breast"''.]

'''2:07-2:08''' "Mmm...Julie! Julieeee!"

'''2:09-2:28''' [''More scissoring''.]

'''2:28-2:31''' "Yesss, Julie...Julie! Mmmm..."

'''2:32-2:49''' [''Chris briefly tries to stick several fingers into Kimmi's ass before rolling over onto his side. His ass is now in full view as it thrusts and quivers against the love doll'.]

'''2:50-2:51''' "You like that, don't you Julie?"

'''2:52-3:13''' [''More ass-thrusting'']

'''3:14-3:20''' "Come on, Julie... let me take that [unintelligible]...mmm, Julie!"

'''3:21-3:39''' [''Chris picks up speed...'']

'''3:40-3:43''' [''Chris puts his right leg over the doll and continues thrusting''.]

'''3:44-3:47''' "Oh, Julie...Julie!"

'''3:47-4:05''' [''More thrusting'']

'''4:06-4:08''' [''Two loud snaps can be heard as Chris takes his leg off the doll''.]

'''4:25-4:39''' [''Chris now sits on the bed and open his legs, putting the blow-up doll over his body. The scene cuts''.]

'''4:31-4:40''' [''Filming resumes. Chris is seated cross-legged in the bed, much like the first scene. He proceeds to hump the doll''.]

'''4:41-4:50''' [''Chris opens his legs and humps some more''.] "Oh, Julie... Take that like a good--BAD girl!"

'''5:00-5:21''' [''Chris now is humping the doll fast. His face is extremely red''.]

'''5:22-5:23''' "Hnmm"

'''5:24-5:25''' [''Chris cuts the film and resumes the same scene, still humping the doll while seated''.]

'''5:33-5:44''' [''Chris now starts to hump the doll on his knees''.]

'''5:45-5:53''' [''Chris lies down over the doll, thrusting like a rabbit''.]

'''5:54-6:04''' [''Chris holds the doll's boobies and starts to "ride" Kimmi''.]

'''6:05-6:09''' "Oh, Julie...JULIE!! JULIE!!!"

'''6:23-6:40''' "Ju--Yeah...Julie! Julie! Hnmph...hnm... Hnmph..uhh...uhh..uh."

'''6:47-7:09''' "Hnm, ah, yeah, JULIE! I'm--ah, I'm ready to CUUUM!!! JULIE! JULAY! JULAY! JULIEEE! Julie...HNMPH!" (more moaning)

'''7:10-7:24''' "AAAAUUUUGHHHHAAAHNNN" (more moaning)

'''7:25-7:40''' [''Chris suffocates the doll with his weight by lying over her. He thrusts a couple of times and turns off the camera''.] "Julie, thank you"

==Postcards==
[[Image:Postcard_from_Ebaums.jpg|thumb|right|Greetings to the Chandler family!]]
Postcards were sent direct to [[Bob Chandler | Chris's father]] by an anonymous troll in early March. His family's reaction is unknown, except that his [[PSEye]] was briefly taken away.

==External links==
*[http://megaupload.com/?d=18NA6ERG Download it here!]
*[http://www.slutload.com/watch/w40vYGuWP3X/Chris-Chan-Sextape.html Watch it here!]
*[http://www.efukt.com/view.php?id=2412 Or watch it here!]

{{clear}}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC Update 18 February 2009]]|nextlink=[[CWC Update 4 March 2009]]|}}
{{LeakedVideos}}

For Julie's Eyes Only

2010-06-08T01:18:29Z

OMG its a duck: Typo.

{{honest}}

{{protip|"JULLLAAAY" is an old meme. Only faggots comment on Chris related videos with any variant of "JULLAAAAAAAY." Even bigger faggots are people who think it's funny to PM and/or e-mail Chris with "JULLLAAAAAAAAAY." The biggest faggots are those who think it's funny to call Chris's house and scream "JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAY"}}

[[Image:JULAY-small.gif|thumb|JULAY!]]
[[Image:Blowupdoll.gif|thumb]]

On 20 [[February 2009]], the closest thing [[Christian Weston Chandler]] will ever have to a [[sex tape]] was leaked to the internet. The video file '''For Julies Eyes Only.MP4''' consists of nearly eight minutes of Chris, completely nude except for his socks, making love to [[Kimmi|an inflatable sex doll]]. The sex tape was soon uploaded to SlutLoad where it has received over 2 million views, many of them coming from people wondering "Who the fuck is [[Julie]]?"

Chris produced the video using his [[PSEye]] for the benefit of Julie, the person he believed to be his trusted [[sweetheart]]. (She was, in fact, the latest in a series of [[troll]]s playing him for a sap.) Throughout the video Chris pretends that the blow-up doll is Julie. Accordingly he treats the doll with tenderness and respect before he starts humping the shit out of it, all the while calling out Julie's name like a retard in heat. For the final two minutes of the video Chris rides the doll, cowgirl style, yelling "JULAAAAAY!!!" over and over until he achieves orgasm.

Throughout the video, Chris seems to mimic all the "educational porn" he has watched, except he chooses to mimic the positions of ''female'' performers, as when he spreads his legs wide open for Julie.

==Summary==
{{quote|JULAAAAAAY!!!! JULAAAAAAY!!!! |Chris while humping Kimmi}}
{{quote|You take that like a good, bad girl!|Also while humping Kimmi}}
{{quote|I'm ready to cum!!|Also while humping Kimmi}}

'''0:00-0:05''' [''Chris sits cross-legged on his bed, holding Kimmi up as though it were a naked girl standing before him, says "Hey Julie" and glances at her''.]

'''0:06-0:10''' [''He lies back as he pulls the doll into position over his [[duck]]''.] "I love you Julie..."

'''0:11-0:28''' [''He grips the doll, possibly trying to finger its asshole. He seems confused as to how to effectively copulate with this device''.]

'''0:29-0:44''' [''Our hero abandons all pretense and bends the doll at an unnatural angle (with its upper body pointed straight up and its legs pointed straight out behind it), pounding it diligently. Its asshole is spread wide in full view of the camera''.]

'''0:45-0:48''' In a satisfied tone, he sighs "Mmm, Julie..." A moment later, sounding surprised by her passion, he exclaims "''Julieee!''"

'''0:49-1:25''' [''Quiet, uneventful thrusting. Chris seems to have a determined look on his face, as though he is focused on servicing his vinyl lover''.]

'''1:26-1:32''' [''A loud snap can be heard, which seems to catch Chris's attention. He lifts the doll up and examines his crotch, then reaches over to pause the recording. It's possible he has had a mishap related to whatever condoms or lube he might be using''.]

'''1:33-1:52'''['' Chris resumes filming and humping''.]

'''1:53-2:06''' [''He shifts to a sort of scissor position, with Kimmi "straddling" his right thigh. Chris keeps one hand planted on its "breast"''.]

'''2:07-2:08''' "Mmm...Julie! Julieeee!"

'''2:09-2:28''' [''More scissoring''.]

'''2:28-2:31''' "Yesss, Julie...Julie! Mmmm..."

'''2:32-2:49''' [''Chris briefly tries to stick several fingers into Kimmi's ass before rolling over onto his side. His ass is now in full view as it thrusts and quivers against the love doll'.]

'''2:50-2:51''' "You like that, don't you Julie?"

'''2:52-3:13''' [''More ass-thrusting'']

'''3:14-3:20''' "Come on, Julie... let me take that [unintelligible]...mmm, Julie!"

'''3:21-3:39''' [''Chris picks up speed...'']

'''3:40-3:43''' [''Chris puts his right leg over the doll and continues thrusting''.]

'''3:44-2:47''' "Oh, Julie...Julie!"

'''3:47-4:05''' [''More thrusting'']

'''4:06-4:08''' [''Two loud snaps can be heard as Chris takes his leg off the doll''.]

'''4:25-4:39''' [''Chris now sits on the bed and open his legs, putting the blow-up doll over his body. The scene cuts''.]

'''4:31-4:40''' [''Filming resumes. Chris is seated cross-legged in the bed, much like the first scene. He proceeds to hump the doll''.]

'''4:41-4:50''' [''Chris opens his legs and humps some more''.] "Oh, Julie... Take that like a good--BAD girl!"

'''5:00-5:21''' [''Chris now is humping the doll fast. His face is extremely red''.]

'''5:22-5:23''' "Hnmm"

'''5:24-5:25''' [''Chris cuts the film and resumes the same scene, still humping the doll while seated''.]

'''5:33-5:44''' [''Chris now starts to hump the doll on his knees''.]

'''5:45-5:53''' [''Chris lies down over the doll, thrusting like a rabbit''.]

'''5:54-6:04''' [''Chris holds the doll's boobies and starts to "ride" Kimmi''.]

'''6:05-6:09''' "Oh, Julie...JULIE!! JULIE!!!"

'''6:23-6:40''' "Ju--Yeah...Julie! Julie! Hnmph...hnm... Hnmph..uhh...uhh..uh."

'''6:47-7:09''' "Hnm, ah, yeah, JULIE! I'm--ah, I'm ready to CUUUM!!! JULIE! JULAY! JULAY! JULIEEE! Julie...HNMPH!" (more moaning)

'''7:10-7:24''' "AAAAUUUUGHHHHAAAHNNN" (more moaning)

'''7:25-7:40''' [''Chris suffocates the doll with his weight by lying over her. He thrusts a couple of times and turns off the camera''.] "Julie, thank you"

==Postcards==
[[Image:Postcard_from_Ebaums.jpg|thumb|right|Greetings to the Chandler family!]]
Postcards were sent direct to [[Bob Chandler | Chris's father]] by an anonymous troll in early March. His family's reaction is unknown, except that his [[PSEye]] was briefly taken away.

==External links==
*[http://megaupload.com/?d=18NA6ERG Download it here!]
*[http://www.slutload.com/watch/w40vYGuWP3X/Chris-Chan-Sextape.html Watch it here!]
*[http://www.efukt.com/view.php?id=2412 Or watch it here!]

{{clear}}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC Update 18 February 2009]]|nextlink=[[CWC Update 4 March 2009]]|}}
{{LeakedVideos}}

CWCFlyingElephants

2010-06-06T23:22:24Z

OMG its a duck: I suck at editing

{{Honest}}
[[Image:Cwcspin.gif|right|frame|This video, quite clearly indeed, shows Chris's horrendous man-ass.]]
"'''CWCFlyingElephants'''" is a seven minute video, published by [[The Miscreants]] on 27 [[April 2009]]. Trying to cheer his then-[[sweetheart]] [[Vanessa Hudgens]], it shows [[Chris]] in his room, naked, displaying a show of what he calls [[random-access humor]]. Much like a typical three year old, Chris runs, twirls, acts loony, and does headstands while in the [[nudes|nude]]. In addition, he [[parody|imitates]] lines from the cartoon show ''[[Wikipedia:Ed, Edd, n' Eddy|Ed, Edd, n Eddy]]'', quotes ''[[Monty Python]]'', plays with toys, and throws around [[Lil' Chris]]. It's quite a sight...
==Videos==
===Censored Version===
{{Infobox/video
| name = CWCFlyingElephants Censored
| image = {{#ev:youtube|eKrl7SA0Myo}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 27 April 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Crazy.png]] Crazy
| Shirt = [[Image:Creepyrobe.PNG]] Creepy Robe
| Other = [[Image:Leaked.png]] Leaked
| previous = [[Power]]
| next = [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]
}}

===Audio Version===
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = CWCFlyingElephants Audio
| image = {{#ev:youtube|ooT5gK3Cjqk}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 27 April 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Crazy.png]] Crazy
| Other = [[Image:Leaked.png]] Leaked
| previous = [[Power]]
| next = [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]
}}</center>

===Transcript===
And now for somecummpentydifferent. [Chris shows off his [[Muscle bra|man-tits]]] BUUUUNG! And now it's [[Monty Python]]'s flying elephants. Du tu du tu du tu du. Du tu du tu du tu du. Johan, why is people running away? I dont know, [[Gregg Mays|Greeg]], why is people running away. Johan! Johan, why is people running away? I don't know Johan! Greeg! Johan! Johan! Why is people running away? I don't know, buddy Greeg. Johan! Johan, why is people running away? I dont know, Greeg. Johan, Johan, why is people running away? SHUT UP! You're driving me crazy!

AAAAAAAAGH! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! Hm!

It's a [[Silvana|trap]]! HNNNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG!

And now for something completely different, a man impersonating Towelie the Towel. Oh my goodness, my pussy is wet! Don't forget to bring a towel! What? When your pussy is wet, and you don't want to lose a bet, you want to dry yourself up right away. That's why Towelie says: don't forget to bring a towel! Wanna get high? NOOOOO! NOOO!

I would like to meet someone of [[Autism|severe intelligence]]. I would like to hear the sound of two bricks being smashed together. I would like to see ten million stupid monkeys. I would like to see [[Chris and religion|John the Baptist]] impersonation of Graham [[Jimmy Hill|Hill]]. Yes it's historic impersonations!

Hvofonds ability. Yes I would do it. If it was valid. If the money was valid. I parted permisses society! I've heard of you in a sense, but I've never had it. Shut up you're driving me crazy. AAAAAAAAAGH!

I'm a woodpecker! 'Cept with dirt!<ref>Originally said by Ed; originated from [[Wikipedia:Ed, Edd 'n Eddy|Ed, Edd 'n Eddy]] episode [http://www.tv.com/ed-edd-n-eddy/stop-look-ed/episode/123292/summary.html "Stop, Look, Ed"]</ref>

Get out of my head! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNG! HLOO!

And now for something completely different. Bebelapdapbambalamba. Bebelabadapbambajamba-[[Transformers|Bumblebeeee]]! Buzzing around. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Really, [[Transformers|Prowl]]. And how necessary is that side-car. Just so you can wear the helmet of your past mastaaaaaar! Come here. [[Transformers|Soundwave]]. Lend me Laserbeak!

DIIII DIIII DIIII DIIII More than a feeling-

I like a nice dance in forstue. Otherwise, who said that? Who said that? Who said that? Anywaaay. Who said that? There will now be a short intermission, during which small ice-creams and large boxes will be served in the commissary. Another way to drive people away from the theater is to show a turfs-dispenser. Fzzzs. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

[[White knight|Pearls before swine]] presents! The like. Do you like this model, or how about this model? I'll give you a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|karate-kick]] for your money. I'll give you a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|punch]], and a whiz-bang, and a boom! All you got to do is come down here.

[''[[Donald Duck impersonation|Donald Duck impression]]''] Oh my gosh, look at me! I'm [[Nudes|naked]]! I forgot my [[Sailor Moon|sailor suit]], and my [[Clown Doll|hat]], and [[Duck|apparatus]]. I don't know, but I guess. Here's what I have to do. Here's my clothes. Bwaa. I went out of the cartoon.

Hmmph, rmmph. Hmmph, rmmph. Hmmph, rmmph. Hmmph, rmmph. Excuse me, what did you say? Hmmph, rmmph.

Hey [[South Park|Kenny]], you get out here, you take off that stupid little orange or blue jacket, or whatever the hell color it is you wear, and talk to people like you every real life, don't just mumble your words.

Hey dude, that's not cool.

Yep. Yep. Yep. Mm-hm. <ref>Regularly used on [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_of_the_Hill "King of the Hill."] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22-HSjMS3Ks Here's an example.]</ref>

[''Drinks soda''] AAAAAAH!

Product placement, eh. Product placement in this program is hereby endorsed and provided by the studio, which is provided from the companies of which those products became, originated from, thereof. Another way we can drive people away from the studio is to [[Christian Weston Chandler|act. Like. A. Loony]]!

[[Random-access humor|I once knew a man from Nantucket, he has on his head, a silly bucket]]. And now I have on my head, a [[Li'l Chris|silly little bear]], I'm wearing [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|clean underwear]]. Wearing clean underwear like I just don't care.

Wow, he just said what I said. I'm undecided!

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! PFOOP!

[''Holds a [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|sock puppet]] up''] Hm, I guess he's done left the studio for now. Well, that's all folks.

Du du du du du du du du. Du du du du du du du du. [[Pedofork|Pedi]] pedi di di. Plong.

LILILILILILILILI! PLONK!

Indeed. Indeed. Indeed. Indeed. Indeed. Moola moola moola. He must be asking for a handout. Indeed. And now it's the indeed show, starring [[Thurston Howell III|Mr. Thurston Howell, III]]. Indeed. Indeed.

==Sauces==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Random-access humor]]
*[[Monty Python]]
*[[I Got A Fish]]
*[[Bunny Hop]]
*[[Nudes]]

==External links==
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiJont1FhOw A sample of the madness]
* [http://www.slutload.com/watch/7hZAzJutuSx/Chris-chan-completely-different.html Watch CWCFlyingElephants]
* [http://www.megaupload.com/?d=6M64BNL1 Download CWCFlyingElephants]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Power]]|nextlink=[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]|}}
{{LeakedVideos}}

CWCFlyingElephants

2010-06-06T23:21:19Z

OMG its a duck:

{{Honest}}
[[Image:Cwcspin.gif|right|frame|This video, quite clearly indeed, shows Chris's horrendous man-ass.]]
"'''CWCFlyingElephants'''" is a seven minute video, published by [[The Miscreants]] on 27 [[April 2009]]. Trying to cheer his then-[[sweetheart]] [[Vanessa Hudgens]], it shows [[Chris]] in his room, naked, displaying a show of what he calls [[random-access humor]]. Much like a typical three year old, Chris runs, twirls, acts loony, and does headstands while in the [[nudes|nude]]. In addition, he [[parody|imitates]] lines from the cartoon show ''[[Wikipedia:Ed, Edd, n' Eddy|Ed, Edd, n Eddy]]'', quotes ''[[Monty Python]]'', plays with toys, and throws around [[Lil' Chris]]. It's quite a sight...
==Videos==
===Censored Version===
{{Infobox/video
| name = CWCFlyingElephants Censored
| image = {{#ev:youtube|eKrl7SA0Myo}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 27 April 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Crazy.png]] Crazy
| Shirt = [[Image:Creepyrobe.PNG]] Creepy Robe
| Other = [[Image:Leaked.png]] Leaked
| previous = [[Power]]
| next = [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]
}}

===Audio Version===
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = CWCFlyingElephants Audio
| image = {{#ev:youtube|ooT5gK3Cjqk}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 27 April 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Crazy.png]] Crazy
| Other = [[Image:Leaked.png]] Leaked
| previous = [[Power]]
| next = [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]
}}</center>

===Transcript===
And now for somecummpentydifferent. [Chris shows off his [[Muscle bra|man-tits]].] BUUUUNG! And now it's [[Monty Python]]'s flying elephants. Du tu du tu du tu du. Du tu du tu du tu du. Johan, why is people running away? I dont know, [[Gregg Mays|Greeg]], why is people running away. Johan! Johan, why is people running away? I don't know Johan! Greeg! Johan! Johan! Why is people running away? I don't know, buddy Greeg. Johan! Johan, why is people running away? I dont know, Greeg. Johan, Johan, why is people running away? SHUT UP! You're driving me crazy!

AAAAAAAAGH! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! Hm!

It's a [[Silvana|trap]]! HNNNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG!

And now for something completely different, a man impersonating Towelie the Towel. Oh my goodness, my pussy is wet! Don't forget to bring a towel! What? When your pussy is wet, and you don't want to lose a bet, you want to dry yourself up right away. That's why Towelie says: don't forget to bring a towel! Wanna get high? NOOOOO! NOOO!

I would like to meet someone of [[Autism|severe intelligence]]. I would like to hear the sound of two bricks being smashed together. I would like to see ten million stupid monkeys. I would like to see [[Chris and religion|John the Baptist]] impersonation of Graham [[Jimmy Hill|Hill]]. Yes it's historic impersonations!

Hvofonds ability. Yes I would do it. If it was valid. If the money was valid. I parted permisses society! I've heard of you in a sense, but I've never had it. Shut up you're driving me crazy. AAAAAAAAAGH!

I'm a woodpecker! 'Cept with dirt!<ref>Originally said by Ed; originated from [[Wikipedia:Ed, Edd 'n Eddy|Ed, Edd 'n Eddy]] episode [http://www.tv.com/ed-edd-n-eddy/stop-look-ed/episode/123292/summary.html "Stop, Look, Ed"]</ref>

Get out of my head! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNG! HLOO!

And now for something completely different. Bebelapdapbambalamba. Bebelabadapbambajamba-[[Transformers|Bumblebeeee]]! Buzzing around. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Really, [[Transformers|Prowl]]. And how necessary is that side-car. Just so you can wear the helmet of your past mastaaaaaar! Come here. [[Transformers|Soundwave]]. Lend me Laserbeak!

DIIII DIIII DIIII DIIII More than a feeling-

I like a nice dance in forstue. Otherwise, who said that? Who said that? Who said that? Anywaaay. Who said that? There will now be a short intermission, during which small ice-creams and large boxes will be served in the commissary. Another way to drive people away from the theater is to show a turfs-dispenser. Fzzzs. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

[[White knight|Pearls before swine]] presents! The like. Do you like this model, or how about this model? I'll give you a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|karate-kick]] for your money. I'll give you a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|punch]], and a whiz-bang, and a boom! All you got to do is come down here.

[''[[Donald Duck impersonation|Donald Duck impression]]''] Oh my gosh, look at me! I'm [[Nudes|naked]]! I forgot my [[Sailor Moon|sailor suit]], and my [[Clown Doll|hat]], and [[Duck|apparatus]]. I don't know, but I guess. Here's what I have to do. Here's my clothes. Bwaa. I went out of the cartoon.

Hmmph, rmmph. Hmmph, rmmph. Hmmph, rmmph. Hmmph, rmmph. Excuse me, what did you say? Hmmph, rmmph.

Hey [[South Park|Kenny]], you get out here, you take off that stupid little orange or blue jacket, or whatever the hell color it is you wear, and talk to people like you every real life, don't just mumble your words.

Hey dude, that's not cool.

Yep. Yep. Yep. Mm-hm. <ref>Regularly used on [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_of_the_Hill "King of the Hill."] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22-HSjMS3Ks Here's an example.]</ref>

[''Drinks soda''] AAAAAAH!

Product placement, eh. Product placement in this program is hereby endorsed and provided by the studio, which is provided from the companies of which those products became, originated from, thereof. Another way we can drive people away from the studio is to [[Christian Weston Chandler|act. Like. A. Loony]]!

[[Random-access humor|I once knew a man from Nantucket, he has on his head, a silly bucket]]. And now I have on my head, a [[Li'l Chris|silly little bear]], I'm wearing [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|clean underwear]]. Wearing clean underwear like I just don't care.

Wow, he just said what I said. I'm undecided!

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! PFOOP!

[''Holds a [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|sock puppet]] up''] Hm, I guess he's done left the studio for now. Well, that's all folks.

Du du du du du du du du. Du du du du du du du du. [[Pedofork|Pedi]] pedi di di. Plong.

LILILILILILILILI! PLONK!

Indeed. Indeed. Indeed. Indeed. Indeed. Moola moola moola. He must be asking for a handout. Indeed. And now it's the indeed show, starring [[Thurston Howell III|Mr. Thurston Howell, III]]. Indeed. Indeed.

==Sauces==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Random-access humor]]
*[[Monty Python]]
*[[I Got A Fish]]
*[[Bunny Hop]]
*[[Nudes]]

==External links==
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiJont1FhOw A sample of the madness]
* [http://www.slutload.com/watch/7hZAzJutuSx/Chris-chan-completely-different.html Watch CWCFlyingElephants]
* [http://www.megaupload.com/?d=6M64BNL1 Download CWCFlyingElephants]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Power]]|nextlink=[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]|}}
{{LeakedVideos}}

CWCFlyingElephants

2010-06-06T23:20:48Z

OMG its a duck:

{{Honest}}
[[Image:Cwcspin.gif|right|frame|This video, quite clearly indeed, shows Chris's horrendous man-ass.]]
"'''CWCFlyingElephants'''" is a seven minute video, published by [[The Miscreants]] on 27 [[April 2009]]. Trying to cheer his then-[[sweetheart]] [[Vanessa Hudgens]], it shows [[Chris]] in his room, naked, displaying a show of what he calls [[random-access humor]]. Much like a typical three year old, Chris runs, twirls, acts loony, and does headstands while in the [[nudes|nude]]. In addition, he [[parody|imitates]] lines from the cartoon show ''[[Wikipedia:Ed, Edd, n' Eddy|Ed, Edd, n Eddy]]'', quotes ''[[Monty Python]]'', plays with toys, and throws around [[Lil' Chris]]. It's quite a sight...
==Videos==
===Censored Version===
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| name = CWCFlyingElephants Censored
| image = {{#ev:youtube|eKrl7SA0Myo}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 27 April 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Crazy.png]] Crazy
| Shirt = [[Image:Creepyrobe.PNG]] Creepy Robe
| Other = [[Image:Leaked.png]] Leaked
| previous = [[Power]]
| next = [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]
}}

===Audio Version===
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = CWCFlyingElephants Audio
| image = {{#ev:youtube|ooT5gK3Cjqk}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 27 April 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Crazy.png]] Crazy
| Other = [[Image:Leaked.png]] Leaked
| previous = [[Power]]
| next = [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]
}}</center>

===Transcript===
And now for somecummpentydifferent. [Chris shows off his ["[[Muscle bra|man-tits]]"].] BUUUUNG! And now it's [[Monty Python]]'s flying elephants. Du tu du tu du tu du. Du tu du tu du tu du. Johan, why is people running away? I dont know, [[Gregg Mays|Greeg]], why is people running away. Johan! Johan, why is people running away? I don't know Johan! Greeg! Johan! Johan! Why is people running away? I don't know, buddy Greeg. Johan! Johan, why is people running away? I dont know, Greeg. Johan, Johan, why is people running away? SHUT UP! You're driving me crazy!

AAAAAAAAGH! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! Hm!

It's a [[Silvana|trap]]! HNNNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG!

And now for something completely different, a man impersonating Towelie the Towel. Oh my goodness, my pussy is wet! Don't forget to bring a towel! What? When your pussy is wet, and you don't want to lose a bet, you want to dry yourself up right away. That's why Towelie says: don't forget to bring a towel! Wanna get high? NOOOOO! NOOO!

I would like to meet someone of [[Autism|severe intelligence]]. I would like to hear the sound of two bricks being smashed together. I would like to see ten million stupid monkeys. I would like to see [[Chris and religion|John the Baptist]] impersonation of Graham [[Jimmy Hill|Hill]]. Yes it's historic impersonations!

Hvofonds ability. Yes I would do it. If it was valid. If the money was valid. I parted permisses society! I've heard of you in a sense, but I've never had it. Shut up you're driving me crazy. AAAAAAAAAGH!

I'm a woodpecker! 'Cept with dirt!<ref>Originally said by Ed; originated from [[Wikipedia:Ed, Edd 'n Eddy|Ed, Edd 'n Eddy]] episode [http://www.tv.com/ed-edd-n-eddy/stop-look-ed/episode/123292/summary.html "Stop, Look, Ed"]</ref>

Get out of my head! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNG! HLOO!

And now for something completely different. Bebelapdapbambalamba. Bebelabadapbambajamba-[[Transformers|Bumblebeeee]]! Buzzing around. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Really, [[Transformers|Prowl]]. And how necessary is that side-car. Just so you can wear the helmet of your past mastaaaaaar! Come here. [[Transformers|Soundwave]]. Lend me Laserbeak!

DIIII DIIII DIIII DIIII More than a feeling-

I like a nice dance in forstue. Otherwise, who said that? Who said that? Who said that? Anywaaay. Who said that? There will now be a short intermission, during which small ice-creams and large boxes will be served in the commissary. Another way to drive people away from the theater is to show a turfs-dispenser. Fzzzs. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

[[White knight|Pearls before swine]] presents! The like. Do you like this model, or how about this model? I'll give you a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|karate-kick]] for your money. I'll give you a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|punch]], and a whiz-bang, and a boom! All you got to do is come down here.

[''[[Donald Duck impersonation|Donald Duck impression]]''] Oh my gosh, look at me! I'm [[Nudes|naked]]! I forgot my [[Sailor Moon|sailor suit]], and my [[Clown Doll|hat]], and [[Duck|apparatus]]. I don't know, but I guess. Here's what I have to do. Here's my clothes. Bwaa. I went out of the cartoon.

Hmmph, rmmph. Hmmph, rmmph. Hmmph, rmmph. Hmmph, rmmph. Excuse me, what did you say? Hmmph, rmmph.

Hey [[South Park|Kenny]], you get out here, you take off that stupid little orange or blue jacket, or whatever the hell color it is you wear, and talk to people like you every real life, don't just mumble your words.

Hey dude, that's not cool.

Yep. Yep. Yep. Mm-hm. <ref>Regularly used on [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_of_the_Hill "King of the Hill."] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22-HSjMS3Ks Here's an example.]</ref>

[''Drinks soda''] AAAAAAH!

Product placement, eh. Product placement in this program is hereby endorsed and provided by the studio, which is provided from the companies of which those products became, originated from, thereof. Another way we can drive people away from the studio is to [[Christian Weston Chandler|act. Like. A. Loony]]!

[[Random-access humor|I once knew a man from Nantucket, he has on his head, a silly bucket]]. And now I have on my head, a [[Li'l Chris|silly little bear]], I'm wearing [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|clean underwear]]. Wearing clean underwear like I just don't care.

Wow, he just said what I said. I'm undecided!

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! PFOOP!

[''Holds a [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|sock puppet]] up''] Hm, I guess he's done left the studio for now. Well, that's all folks.

Du du du du du du du du. Du du du du du du du du. [[Pedofork|Pedi]] pedi di di. Plong.

LILILILILILILILI! PLONK!

Indeed. Indeed. Indeed. Indeed. Indeed. Moola moola moola. He must be asking for a handout. Indeed. And now it's the indeed show, starring [[Thurston Howell III|Mr. Thurston Howell, III]]. Indeed. Indeed.

==Sauces==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Random-access humor]]
*[[Monty Python]]
*[[I Got A Fish]]
*[[Bunny Hop]]
*[[Nudes]]

==External links==
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiJont1FhOw A sample of the madness]
* [http://www.slutload.com/watch/7hZAzJutuSx/Chris-chan-completely-different.html Watch CWCFlyingElephants]
* [http://www.megaupload.com/?d=6M64BNL1 Download CWCFlyingElephants]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Power]]|nextlink=[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]|}}
{{LeakedVideos}}

CWCFlyingElephants

2010-06-06T23:20:16Z

OMG its a duck:

{{Honest}}
[[Image:Cwcspin.gif|right|frame|This video, quite clearly indeed, shows Chris's horrendous man-ass.]]
"'''CWCFlyingElephants'''" is a seven minute video, published by [[The Miscreants]] on 27 [[April 2009]]. Trying to cheer his then-[[sweetheart]] [[Vanessa Hudgens]], it shows [[Chris]] in his room, naked, displaying a show of what he calls [[random-access humor]]. Much like a typical three year old, Chris runs, twirls, acts loony, and does headstands while in the [[nudes|nude]]. In addition, he [[parody|imitates]] lines from the cartoon show ''[[Wikipedia:Ed, Edd, n' Eddy|Ed, Edd, n Eddy]]'', quotes ''[[Monty Python]]'', plays with toys, and throws around [[Lil' Chris]]. It's quite a sight...
==Videos==
===Censored Version===
{{Infobox/video
| name = CWCFlyingElephants Censored
| image = {{#ev:youtube|eKrl7SA0Myo}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 27 April 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Crazy.png]] Crazy
| Shirt = [[Image:Creepyrobe.PNG]] Creepy Robe
| Other = [[Image:Leaked.png]] Leaked
| previous = [[Power]]
| next = [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]
}}

===Audio Version===
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = CWCFlyingElephants Audio
| image = {{#ev:youtube|ooT5gK3Cjqk}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 27 April 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Crazy.png]] Crazy
| Other = [[Image:Leaked.png]] Leaked
| previous = [[Power]]
| next = [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]
}}</center>

===Transcript===
And now for somecummpentydifferent. [Chris shows off his ["[[Muscle bra|mas-tits]]"].] BUUUUNG! And now it's [[Monty Python]]'s flying elephants. Du tu du tu du tu du. Du tu du tu du tu du. Johan, why is people running away? I dont know, [[Gregg Mays|Greeg]], why is people running away. Johan! Johan, why is people running away? I don't know Johan! Greeg! Johan! Johan! Why is people running away? I don't know, buddy Greeg. Johan! Johan, why is people running away? I dont know, Greeg. Johan, Johan, why is people running away? SHUT UP! You're driving me crazy!

AAAAAAAAGH! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! Hm!

It's a [[Silvana|trap]]! HNNNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG!

And now for something completely different, a man impersonating Towelie the Towel. Oh my goodness, my pussy is wet! Don't forget to bring a towel! What? When your pussy is wet, and you don't want to lose a bet, you want to dry yourself up right away. That's why Towelie says: don't forget to bring a towel! Wanna get high? NOOOOO! NOOO!

I would like to meet someone of [[Autism|severe intelligence]]. I would like to hear the sound of two bricks being smashed together. I would like to see ten million stupid monkeys. I would like to see [[Chris and religion|John the Baptist]] impersonation of Graham [[Jimmy Hill|Hill]]. Yes it's historic impersonations!

Hvofonds ability. Yes I would do it. If it was valid. If the money was valid. I parted permisses society! I've heard of you in a sense, but I've never had it. Shut up you're driving me crazy. AAAAAAAAAGH!

I'm a woodpecker! 'Cept with dirt!<ref>Originally said by Ed; originated from [[Wikipedia:Ed, Edd 'n Eddy|Ed, Edd 'n Eddy]] episode [http://www.tv.com/ed-edd-n-eddy/stop-look-ed/episode/123292/summary.html "Stop, Look, Ed"]</ref>

Get out of my head! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNG! HLOO!

And now for something completely different. Bebelapdapbambalamba. Bebelabadapbambajamba-[[Transformers|Bumblebeeee]]! Buzzing around. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Really, [[Transformers|Prowl]]. And how necessary is that side-car. Just so you can wear the helmet of your past mastaaaaaar! Come here. [[Transformers|Soundwave]]. Lend me Laserbeak!

DIIII DIIII DIIII DIIII More than a feeling-

I like a nice dance in forstue. Otherwise, who said that? Who said that? Who said that? Anywaaay. Who said that? There will now be a short intermission, during which small ice-creams and large boxes will be served in the commissary. Another way to drive people away from the theater is to show a turfs-dispenser. Fzzzs. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

[[White knight|Pearls before swine]] presents! The like. Do you like this model, or how about this model? I'll give you a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|karate-kick]] for your money. I'll give you a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|punch]], and a whiz-bang, and a boom! All you got to do is come down here.

[''[[Donald Duck impersonation|Donald Duck impression]]''] Oh my gosh, look at me! I'm [[Nudes|naked]]! I forgot my [[Sailor Moon|sailor suit]], and my [[Clown Doll|hat]], and [[Duck|apparatus]]. I don't know, but I guess. Here's what I have to do. Here's my clothes. Bwaa. I went out of the cartoon.

Hmmph, rmmph. Hmmph, rmmph. Hmmph, rmmph. Hmmph, rmmph. Excuse me, what did you say? Hmmph, rmmph.

Hey [[South Park|Kenny]], you get out here, you take off that stupid little orange or blue jacket, or whatever the hell color it is you wear, and talk to people like you every real life, don't just mumble your words.

Hey dude, that's not cool.

Yep. Yep. Yep. Mm-hm. <ref>Regularly used on [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_of_the_Hill "King of the Hill."] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22-HSjMS3Ks Here's an example.]</ref>

[''Drinks soda''] AAAAAAH!

Product placement, eh. Product placement in this program is hereby endorsed and provided by the studio, which is provided from the companies of which those products became, originated from, thereof. Another way we can drive people away from the studio is to [[Christian Weston Chandler|act. Like. A. Loony]]!

[[Random-access humor|I once knew a man from Nantucket, he has on his head, a silly bucket]]. And now I have on my head, a [[Li'l Chris|silly little bear]], I'm wearing [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|clean underwear]]. Wearing clean underwear like I just don't care.

Wow, he just said what I said. I'm undecided!

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! PFOOP!

[''Holds a [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|sock puppet]] up''] Hm, I guess he's done left the studio for now. Well, that's all folks.

Du du du du du du du du. Du du du du du du du du. [[Pedofork|Pedi]] pedi di di. Plong.

LILILILILILILILI! PLONK!

Indeed. Indeed. Indeed. Indeed. Indeed. Moola moola moola. He must be asking for a handout. Indeed. And now it's the indeed show, starring [[Thurston Howell III|Mr. Thurston Howell, III]]. Indeed. Indeed.

==Sauces==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Random-access humor]]
*[[Monty Python]]
*[[I Got A Fish]]
*[[Bunny Hop]]
*[[Nudes]]

==External links==
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiJont1FhOw A sample of the madness]
* [http://www.slutload.com/watch/7hZAzJutuSx/Chris-chan-completely-different.html Watch CWCFlyingElephants]
* [http://www.megaupload.com/?d=6M64BNL1 Download CWCFlyingElephants]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Power]]|nextlink=[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]|}}
{{LeakedVideos}}