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6 June 2010

2010-11-01T16:27:51Z

OatmealPacket: /* Transcript */

[[Image:CWC drunk driving.png|thumb|A summary of the events of 4 June 2010.]]

'''June062010.MOV''' is a video uploaded by Chris on 6 [[June 2010]] wherein he discusses a plan he hatched while drinking to stalk [[Michael Snyder]] at the [[The GAMe PLACe]]. This is after mentioning less than a week ago that he was leaving the [[Internet]] [[Chris and hypocrisy|for the fourth time]].

In early June 2010, based off his own description, Chris was [[alcohol|at a bar]] in Charlottesville when he drove off to The GAMe PLACe to go after Michael Snyder, leading to a confrontation with a [[manager]] when Chris took out his camera and attempted to take pictures of Snyder. When several people came out of the store to confront him, Chris got back in his car and attempted to flee, nearly hitting Snyder twice as he attempted to block Chris's escape. [[jerkop|Two police officers]] present at the shopping center stopped the fracas, listened to both sides, and then let Chris off with a warning after making him delete the pictures he'd taken.

Chris, probably scared of their reaction, never told [[Bob]] and [[Barb]] anything at all about this major incident, and they did not know anything about until the [[Matthew Noble call]] two months later.

==Background==
On 6 June 2010, Michael Synder commented on several Chris related [[YouTube]] videos:

{{quote|Christian is in my parking lot right now being grilled by the police. He took pictures of my daughter and tried to run me over with his car. they witness this, and I bet they still do nothing about it.|[[Michael Snyder]] on YouTube}}

==Description==
{{quotebox|**Do Not Believe Anything that has been posted On The Internet, Outside of This YouTube Account, as of May 28, 2010.

This Includes EVERYTHING that was said OUTSIDE of here, the Once Was [[Cwcipedia]] Before its Most Recent Hacking and my [[OKCupid]] Page.

[[Ego|I have spoken.]]

Have a good day,

Christian W. Chandler}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = June062010.MOV
| video = {{#ev:youtube|dMZAsb2ALIM}}
| stardate = 6 June 2010
| subject = {{Rumours|Rumors}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| saga = {{Game Place|text}}
| shirt = {{RedBlackTrim}} The Happy Jack
| previous = [[100 2189]]
| next = [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]]
}}

==Transcript==
[''sigh''] June 6, 2010. At this, uh, moment, I, uh, have an understanding that there are misconceptions and rumors being spread about me, which, uh, I would like to state, very- right off, that rumors- spread rumors about anybody, especially to make them look terrible, is just ''not cool''. But anyway, uh, first off, I would like to state, I do not, quote unquote, "''piddle'' my [[Chandler_Cats|cats]]." I r- I, the only parts I touch on them are their back and their heads. Nothing more.

[''A long pause, where Chris seems about to speak several times.'']

[[Image:Tianasquare.jpg|thumb|200px|Michael Snyder in [[China|Tiananmen Square]]]]

Anyway. After that, let me tell you about, uh, what happened, uh... [''removes [[glasses]]''] ...last Friday at the, uh, fourth of June. Hm. Okay, so it was after- [[Fridays After Five]], I went over to a bar, and I had a [[Alcohol|Bud]]. A bottle of Bud. And I p- and then I played some solitaire on my [[DS]], while I- while I waited to the- uh, while I waited to the hour. But then, about, about three-quarters of an hour through, because I had a camera in my possession right then, I had the impulse of, "Hey, I'll go over to th- I'll go over to [[The GAMe PLACe|the PLACe]] and take a picture of Michael Snyder so that I can print it out later and [[CWC is Angry|use it as a dartboard]]." So then- so that- that's just basically what happened. So then I drove over to the parking lot, of the PLACe, in front of Staples, and then I made my way to the window to take a picture of ''him'', and nobody else. ...Right through the store window. Through the store window, just him. And that, uh, that, I was not alone there in front of the, uh, window, there was another dude who was apparently on his side and recognized me. He wanted to start a [[CWC_Fighter|fight]], but, in a fi- in a fight or flee, I decided to flee. So I went to [[Son-Chu|my car]], the man ran in and got Michael, and then Michael ''jumped'' in front of my car. He jumped in front of my car. He- as a matter of fact, he jumped on to the top of my hood! He was looming over my windshield!

It was horrifying. So I backed my car up. I backed my car up. And I- and I backed it up to my r- to my right. Then I see that there was, like, a couple of [[Jerkop|police]] cars in front of me, so that was like the wrong way to go, I should have backed up the other way. But anyway. So, to go around them... I went to another... aisle, and I drove through that. And then, so then I- then I decided to make a left turn. Bad, bad m- bad move right there. 'Cause he jumped in front of my car again, risking his own life! I could have been going top speed! He was lucky he didn't get hurt, as far as I know! Though I did not run him over. Jumped in front of my car, so I back up. And then I tried going around. And then this- and then this woman, I don't know who- I do not know who the [[Chris and Censorship|blank]] she is, she jumps in front of my car, so I stop again. And then I started backing up, and then I get stuck from behind, and then I'm trapped. Between the, between police and Michael and whoever the hell this woman was. So then I sorted it out with the police, uh, they dele- they deleted the pictures, and, uh, and the wom- and then the woman... t- the woman came to me right up front and accused me of things, like, you know, [[Nudes|see- seeing naked pictures on me on the internet]], and then accused me of child pornography! [[Rule 34|''I'' am ''not''... a pornographer of any sort!]] And any [[Nudes|naked pictures]] of me on the internet were either tricked from me by the [[trolls]], where they s- deceived me, or I was blackmailed! And there ''were'' a number of blackmailings! As th- as they have sss- ratted themselves out, on the CWC- on their websites such as the [[CWCki]] or even the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] webpage. Anyway, the... through- and also, uh, Michael just basically loomed into me, and he said, he just basically shouted from me, [[Death threats|"YOU'RE DEAD!]] [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|YOU'RE DEAD!"]] Right, if I had the right mind, I would send, I would give him a charge of verbal, serve him a charge of verbal harassment! [[Chris and English|So there's already under trouble for quote-unquote trespassing.]]

[''Another pause interspersed with attempts to speak.'']

And then, so, with that I told the police about... I reminded them, eventually, of- of the trolls of the internet that have, uh, been going against me, and so I warned them of websites such as the CWCki. ''And'' I named a troll or two. I'm not gonna say, uh, [[Clyde Cash|who I named]]. But anyway, they let me go with a- anyway I was let go with a warning, out of the parking lot. The point- th- the point is, the only pictures I was taking were of Michael Snyder. Nobody else! No children. ...I want to make that very clear. And also, I do not want any more rumors spread at all! It's bad enough you have to have ruined- you had to messed up my once-good name, and have to transfer it to real life. Which may, which, uh, I basically got that impression first-hand for practically the first time, so proved that theory, and it made me feel sad, because I am not the villain! The trolls are the villains. Because they spread- 'cause they troll me. They make up the crap. They exaggerate and/or twist around my truths. My spoken word. And they give me wrongful mislabelings. [[It's UGH!|I'm ''straight''!]] And they use damn Photoshop! To make it look like otherwise.

[''Another long lip-flapping pause.'']

So at this point, with my spacing myself away from the Internet, and I'm trying to put my name back at a [[Chris and English|clean state]], I p- I so- I put this unto everybody, and all people who look me up on the Internet. Do ''not'' believe ANYTHING... that- that's at all about me. Because I pretty much did away with my website, the CWCipedia...So do not believe anything that there is on the Internet about me. If you want clarification, send, uh, me an e-mail, or talk to me in person. I ''encourage'' talking to me in person. 'Cause then we can meet- 'cause then it will be face to face. And there is no better way of reflecting my [[Honest content|honesty]] to you, the general public, than face to face. ...I want to go back to [[PS3|a normal life]]. And one way I could do that, to help go back to do that, is to quell the bad reputation. So again, I encourage everybody who looks me up on the Internet, since there's nothing- since I have removed most everything about myself personally... don't believe anything on the Internet about me at this point. Don't believe anything on the Internet about me!

Christian Weston Chandler, [[Ruckersville, Virginia]], [[America|United States of America]]. I leave y'all with that, and I bid y'all... a good day or evening depending on the time zone.

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Book10Replacement

2010-10-30T21:14:35Z

OatmealPacket:

'''Book10Replacement''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris shows off the "[[Chris and censorship|corrected]]" version of [[Sonichu 10]], something he said he started working on over half a year ago.

These new pages are horrendously unfinished even by Chris' standards. None are colored, for instance, and the majority of the action is textwalling. One wonders why he bothered.

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Book10Replacement
| video = {{#ev:youtube|E15yCuxm_Fs}}
| stardate = 30 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Comics|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| previous = [[WelcometoBollywood]]
| next = [[DrainedCreativity]]
}}

===Transcript===

Chris: Wait--it is done! Now I can reveal to you the true pages of which...replace...the ones that were gory..and outrageous! Starting with Page 90 where we ended the trial! 
Sean: In our defense...we have a rock... 
Judge: I think we've heard enough...jury? 
Jury: We, the jury, find the defendants guilty times four! 
Judge: I agree! I hereby sentence the four of them to residence in an Amish community! No technology access whatsoever, for the rest of their lives! Court is adjourned! 
(Next page) 
Narrator: Meanwhile, in the DC Maximum Security Prison... 
Slaweel Yram: Eeheehee! My spell is completed! I will wreak havoc on that city once again! I am Slaweel! 
(Next page, Slaweel has been knocked into the wall by an explosion of some sort.) 
Slaweel: Dang it! 
Guard: Hahahaha! Another failed spell, 06960? 
Slaweel: Shut up! 
Guard: Anyway you have a new cellmate. 
(Slaweel's new cellmate is revealed to be Kathleen, Jason Kendrick Howell's woman love slave.) 
Slaweel: So, what did they get you for, lady? 
(Next page) 
Kathleen: Hm, well, [?] Anyway after the 4-Cent-Garbage building collapse, Jason and I made our escape. After we got away we had a fight and he dumped me. He had caught me cheating with the secretary! I was distraught. I went and got-- and used some marijuana...a lot of it! The police caught me using it, I was tried, and now here I am! I heard Jason crashed into a mountain and died. That son of a *BEEP* got what he deserved. Trolling and torturing innocent people is devil's work anyway! Hmm. 
Slaweel: Did you smuggle any MJ in?! 
Kathleen: No [?] 
Slaweel: Oh. 
(Next page: we see an extremely crude depiction of a horse-drawn carriage.) 
Narrator: One month later, in the Amish community... 
(Chris makes clomping noises.) 
(Next page: Mao and Alec are dressed in stereotypical Amish clothing) 
Alec: Good day, neighbor Mao! 
Mao: Good day, neighbor Alec! 
Alec: How are you today? 
Mao: I had a pleasant night's sleep, and my mandatory chosen wife--my mandatorily chosen wife, she had fixed a good bacon and eggs with biscuits for breakfast! It is good. 
Alec: Yes it is. 
(Chris hums a tune as we see Sean step on a rake lying on the ground and get whacked in the face.) 
(Next page: The Amish trolls continue to talk.) 
Alec: Well! Neighbor Sean has hit himself with the rake again. 
Mao: Yes. 
Alec: He has been doing good being the village idiot his whole life. 
Mao: I agree. 
Alec: I am looking forward verily [?] to today's barn raising. Ms. Baisley is making her famous beans and bread. 
Mao: Ms. Baisley is making her beans and bread again? I enjoy her beans and bread greatly. I enjoy her good food with her delicious milk freshly squeezed from her teats. 
Alec: Yes, her bovine breasts give the best milk around, neighbor Mao. 
Evan: Neighbor Mao? neighbor Alec, you are mistaken! I am neighbor Evan. 
Alec: Oh dear! I am in error. Where is neighbor Mao? 
Evan: He has gone to the store for vittles. 
(Next page: Mao is in the general store.) 
Mao: Good day, shopkeep! I would like two pounds of black-eyed beans, ten carrots and fifty pounds of grain. And have you seen my pussy? She has run off attached to the teats of my lovely wife. 
(Next page: Same as the ending of the original Sonichu 10.) 
Chris: And then the end of the story. Those are the replacement pages for book number 10. Thank you very much and have a good day.

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Book10Replacement

2010-10-30T20:56:23Z

OatmealPacket: /* Transcript */

'''Book10Replacement''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris shows off the "[[Chris and censorship|corrected]]" version of [[Sonichu 10]], something he said he started working on over half a year ago.

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Book10Replacement
| video = {{#ev:youtube|E15yCuxm_Fs}}
| stardate = 30 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Comics|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| previous = [[WelcometoBollywood]]
| next = [[DrainedCreativity]]
}}

===Transcript===

Chris: Wait--it is done! Now I can reveal to you the true pages of which...replace...the ones that were gory..and outrageous! Starting with Page 90 where we ended the trial! 
Sean: In our defense...we have a rock... 
Judge: I think we've heard enough...jury? 
Jury: We, the jury, find the defendants guilty times four! 
Judge: I agree! I hereby sentence the four of them to residence in an Amish community! No technology access whatsoever, for the rest of their lives! Court is adjourned! 
(Next page) 
Narrator: Meanwhile, in the DC Maximum Security Prison... 
Slaweel Yram: Eeheehee! My spell is completed! I will wreak havoc on that city once again! I am Slaweel! 
(Next page, Slaweel has been knocked into the wall by an explosion of some sort.) 
Slaweel: Dang it! 
Guard: Hahahaha! Another failed spell, 06960? 
Slaweel: Shut up! 
Guard: Anyway you have a new cellmate. 
(Slaweel's new cellmate is revealed to be Kathleen, Jason Kendrick Howell's woman love slave.) 
Slaweel: So, what did they get you for, lady? 
(Next page) 
Kathleen: Hm, well, [?] Anyway after the 4-Cent-Garbage building collapse, Jason and I made our escape. After we got away we had a fight and he dumped me. He had caught me cheating with the secretary! I was distraught. I went and got-- and used some marijuana...a lot of it! The police caught me using it, I was tried, and now here I am! I heard Jason crashed into a mountain and died. That son of a *BEEP* got what he deserved. Trolling and torturing innocent people is devil's work anyway! Hmm. 
Slaweel: Did you smuggle any MJ in?! 
Kathleen: No [?] 
Slaweel: Oh. 
(Next page: we see an extremely crude depiction of a horse-drawn carriage.) 
Narrator: One month later, in the Amish community... 
(Chris makes clomping noises.) 
(Next page: Mao and Alec are dressed in stereotypical Amish clothing) 
Alec: Good day, neighbor Mao! 
Mao: Good day, neighbor Alec! 
Alec: How are you today? 
Mao: I had a pleasant night's sleep, and my mandatory chosen wife--my mandatorily chosen wife, she had fixed a good bacon and eggs with biscuits for breakfast! It is good. 
Alec: Yes it is. 
(Chris hums a tune as we see Sean step on a rake lying on the ground and get whacked in the face.) 
(Next page: The Amish trolls continue to talk.) 
Alec: Well! Neighbor Sean has hit himself with the rake again. 
Mao: Yes. 
Alec: He has been doing good being the village idiot his whole life. 
Mao: I agree. 
Alec: I am looking forward verily [?] to today's barn raising. Ms. Baisley is making her famous beans and bread. 
Mao: Ms. Baisley is making her beans and bread again? I enjoy her beans and bread greatly. I enjoy her good food with her delicious milk freshly squeezed from her teats. 
Alec: Yes, her bovine breasts give the best milk around, neighbor Mao. 
Evan: Neighbor Mao? neighbor Alec, you are mistaken! I am neighbor Evan. 
Alec: Oh dear! I am in error. Where is neighbor Mao? 
Evan: He has gone to the store for vittles. 
(Next page: Mao is in the general store.) 
Mao: Good day, shopkeep! I would like two pounds of black-eyed beans, ten carrots and fifty pounds of grain. And have you seen my pussy? She has run off attached to the teats of my lovely wife. 
(Next page: Same as the ending of the original Sonichu 10.) 
Chris: And then the end of the story. Those are the replacement pages for book number 10. Thank you very much and have a good day.

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Book10Replacement

2010-10-30T20:55:53Z

OatmealPacket: Spelling errors, etc.

'''Book10Replacement''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris shows off the "[[Chris and censorship|corrected]]" version of [[Sonichu 10]], something he said he started working on over half a year ago.

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Book10Replacement
| video = {{#ev:youtube|E15yCuxm_Fs}}
| stardate = 30 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Comics|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| previous = [[WelcometoBollywood]]
| next = [[DrainedCreativity]]
}}

===Transcript===

Wait--it is done! Now I can reveal to you the true pages of which...replace...the ones that were gory..and outrageous! Starting with Page 90 where we ended the trial! 
Sean: In our defense...we have a rock... 
Judge: I think we've heard enough...jury? 
Jury: We, the jury, find the defendants guilty times four! 
Judge: I agree! I hereby sentence the four of them to residence in an Amish community! No technology access whatsoever, for the rest of their lives! Court is adjourned! 
(Next page) 
Narrator: Meanwhile, in the DC Maximum Security Prison... 
Slaweel Yram: Eeheehee! My spell is completed! I will wreak havoc on that city once again! I am Slaweel! 
(Next page, Slaweel has been knocked into the wall by an explosion of some sort.) 
Slaweel: Dang it! 
Guard: Hahahaha! Another failed spell, 06960? 
Slaweel: Shut up! 
Guard: Anyway you have a new cellmate. 
(Slaweel's new cellmate is revealed to be Kathleen, Jason Kendrick Howell's woman love slave.) 
Slaweel: So, what did they get you for, lady? 
(Next page) 
Kathleen: Hm, well, [?] Anyway after the 4-Cent-Garbage building collapse, Jason and I made our escape. After we got away we had a fight and he dumped me. He had caught me cheating with the secretary! I was distraught. I went and got-- and used some marijuana...a lot of it! The police caught me using it, I was tried, and now here I am! I heard Jason crashed into a mountain and died. That son of a *BEEP* got what he deserved. Trolling and torturing innocent people is devil's work anyway! Hmm. 
Slaweel: Did you smuggle any MJ in?! 
Kathleen: No [?] 
Slaweel: Oh. 
(Next page: we see an extremely crude depiction of a horse-drawn carriage.) 
Narrator: One month later, in the Amish community... 
(Chris makes clomping noises.) 
(Next page: Mao and Alec are dressed in stereotypical Amish clothing) 
Alec: Good day, neighbor Mao! 
Mao: Good day, neighbor Alec! 
Alec: How are you today? 
Mao: I had a pleasant night's sleep, and my mandatory chosen wife--my mandatorily chosen wife, she had fixed a good bacon and eggs with biscuits for breakfast! It is good. 
Alec: Yes it is. 
(Chris hums a tune as we see Sean step on a rake lying on the ground and get whacked in the face.) 
(Next page: The Amish trolls continue to talk.) 
Alec: Well! Neighbor Sean has hit himself with the rake again. 
Mao: Yes. 
Alec: He has been doing good being the village idiot his whole life. 
Mao: I agree. 
Alec: I am looking forward verily [?] to today's barn raising. Ms. Baisley is making her famous beans and bread. 
Mao: Ms. Baisley is making her beans and bread again? I enjoy her beans and bread greatly. I enjoy her good food with her delicious milk freshly squeezed from her teats. 
Alec: Yes, her bovine breasts give the best milk around, neighbor Mao. 
Evan: Neighbor Mao? neighbor Alec, you are mistaken! I am neighbor Evan. 
Alec: Oh dear! I am in error. Where is neighbor Mao? 
Evan: He has gone to the store for vittles. 
(Next page: Mao is in the general store.) 
Mao: Good day, shopkeep! I would like two pounds of black-eyed beans, ten carrots and fifty pounds of grain. And have you seen my pussy? She has run off attached to the teats of my lovely wife. 
(Next page: Same as the ending of the original Sonichu 10.) 
Chris: And then the end of the story. Those are the replacement pages for book number 10. Thank you very much and have a good day.

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Book10Replacement

2010-10-30T20:55:13Z

OatmealPacket: Completed the transcription of the audio.

'''Book10Replacement''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris shows off the "[[Chris and censorship|corrected]]" version of [[Sonichu 10]], something he said he started working on over half a year ago.

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Book10Replacement
| video = {{#ev:youtube|E15yCuxm_Fs}}
| stardate = 30 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Comics|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| previous = [[WelcometoBollywood]]
| next = [[DrainedCreativity]]
}}

===Transcript===

Wait--it is done! Now I can reveal to you the true pages of which...replace...the ones that were gory..and outrageous! Starting with Page 90 where we ended the trial! 
Sean: In our defense...we have a rock... 
Judge: I think we've heard enough...jury? 
Jury: We, the jury, find the defendants guilty times four! 
Judge: I agree! I hereby sentence the four of them to residence in an Amish community! No technology access whatsoever, for the rest of their lives! Court is adjourned! 
(Next page) 
Narrator: Meanwhile, in the DC Maximum Security Prison... 
Slaweel Yram: Eeheehee! My spell is completed! I will wreak havoc on that city once again! I am Slaweel! 
(Next page, Slaweel has been knocked into the wall by an explosion of some sort.) 
Slaweel: Dang it! 
Guard: Hahahaha! Another failed spell, 06960? 
Slaweel: Shut up! 
Guard: Anyway you have a new cellmate. 
(Slaweel's new cellmate is revealed to be Kathleen, Jason Kendrick Howell's woman love slave.) 
Slaweel: So, what did they get you for, lady? 
(Next page) 
Kathleen: Hm, well, [?] Anyway after the 4-Cent-Garbage building collapse, Jason and I made our escape. After we got away we had a fight and he dumped me. He had caught me cheating with the secretary! I was distraught. I went and got-- and used some marijuana...a lot of it! The police caught me using it, I was tried, and now here I am! I heard Jason crashed into a mountain and died. That son of a *BEEP* got what he deserved. Trolling and torturing innocent people is devil's work anyway! Hmm. 
Slaweel: Did you smuggle any MJ in?! 
Kathleen: No [?] 
Slaweel: Oh. 
(Next page: we see an extremely crude depiction of a horse-drawn carriage.) 
Narrator: One month later, in the Amish community... 
(Chris makes clomping noises.) 
(Next page: Mao and Alec are dressed in stereotypical Amish clothing) 
Alec: Good day, neighbor Mao! 
Mao: Good day, neighbor Alec! 
Alec: How are you today? 
Mao: I had a pleasant night's sleep, and my mandatory chosen wife--my mandatorily chosen wife, she had fixed a good bacon and eggs with biscuits for breakfast! It is good. 
Alec: Yes it is. 
(Chris hums a tune as we see Sean step on a rake lying on the ground and get whacked in the face.) 
(Next page: The Amish trolls continue to talk.) 
Alec: Well! Neighbor Sean has hit himself with the rake again. 
Mao: Yes. 
Alec: He has been doing good being the village idiot his whole life. 
Mao: I agree. 
Alec: I am looking forward verily [?] to today's barn raising. Ms. Baisley is making her famous beans and bread. 
Mao: Ms. Baisley is making her beans and bread again? I enjoy her beans and bread greatly. I enjoy her good food with her delicious milk freshly squeezed from her teats. 
Alec: Yes, her bovine breasts give the best milk around, neighbor Mao. 
Evan: Neighbor Mao? neighbor Alec, you are mistaken! I am neighbor Evan. 
Alec: Oh dear! I am in error. Where is neighbor Mao? 
Evan: He has gone to the store for vittles. 
(Next page: Mao is in the general store.) 
Mao: Good day, shopkeep! I would like two pounds of black-eyed beans, ten carrots and fifty pounds of grain. And have you seen my pussy? She has run off attached to the teats of my lovely wife. 
(Next page: Same as the ending of the original Sonichu 10.) 
Chris: And then the end of the story. Those are the replacement pages for book numbr 10. Thank you very much and have a good day.

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Book10Replacement

2010-10-30T17:41:10Z

OatmealPacket: Partial transcription of this video.

'''Book10Replacement''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris shows off the "[[Chris and censorship|corrected]]" version of [[Sonichu 10]].

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Book10Replacement
| video = {{#ev:youtube|E15yCuxm_Fs}}
| stardate = 30 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Comics|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| previous = [[WelcometoBollywood]]
| next = [[DrainedCreativity]]
}}

===Transcript===

Wait--it is done! Now I can reveal to you the true pages of which...replace...the ones that were gory..and outrageous! Starting with Page 90 where we ended the trial!
Sean: In our defense...I have a rock...
Judge: I think we've heard enough...jury?
Jury: We, the jury, find the defendants guilty times four!
Judge: I agree! I hereby sentence the four of them to residence in an Amish community! No technology access whatsoever, for the rest of their lives! Court is adjourned!
(Next page)
Narrator: Meanwhile, in the DC Maximum Security Prison...
Slaweel Yram: Eeheehee! My spell is completed! I will wreak havoc on that city once again! I am Slaweel!
(Next page, Slaweel has been knocked into the wall by an explosion of some sort.)
Slaweel: Dang it!
Guard: Ha! Another failed spell, 06960?
Slaweel: Shut up!
Guard: Anyway you have a new cellmate.
(Slaweel's new cellmate is revealed to be Kathleen, Jason Kendrick Howell's woman love slave.)
Slaweel: So, what did they get you for, lady?
(Next page)

{{Transcription}}

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SpaghettiRoutine

2010-10-30T17:31:48Z

OatmealPacket: Added transcription of this video.

'''SpaghettiRoutine''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris mimes the preparation of spaghetti. He had planned to actually cook some spaghetti in his [[Chris's kitchen|kitchen]], but [[Barb|his mother]] had cluttered up the stove. Chris then presents the finished dish served on a paper plate (due to lack of clean ones?) and rubs his face in it. As he wipes the sauce from his face, he makes a reference to an orange-faced [[Clyde Cash|Cashy type person]] he knows.

==Video==

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| name = SpaghettiRoutine
| video = {{#ev:youtube|IZe8iAvUDMs}}
| stardate = 30 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Other|Home Cooking}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Comedy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt = {{VertRedShirt|text}}
| previous = [[ShowerClean2]]
| next = [[WelcometoBollywood]]
}}

===Transcript===

For this presentation I was going to make some spaghetti, live in the kitchen! ...but unfortunately I don't have access cause Mom (garbled) put a whole bunch of crap in the way. So I am going to mime it.
(Chris reaches over and grabs an imaginary pot.)
Here's the pot.
(Chris waves his hands over the imaginary stove, apparently cleaning it.)
Put it on the stove.
(He tweaks the air in front of him, turning the "stove" on.)
Set it to the boiling temperature...
(He waves his hands in front of him.)
Boop-boop-boop! In time, the water's boiling, so we take a box of spaghetti noodles (he opens the "box" and dumps it in the "pot", then stirs it.)
Tweet-tweet-tweet-tweet!
(He continues stirring, making a hissing noise as he does so.)
(Baby voice) Noodle is so-so good!
(He "lifts" some of the "noodles" out of the "pot.")
Hey look at that, trippy, no sticky, I often use them don-- to non-stick drippy! But it's hot right now, so you might want to wait a while!
(He hisses again and resumes stirring.)
Well, I say our noodles are done.
(Chris turns the "stove" off.)
Then we pour it-- we drain the water out!
(He makes a draining noise and a kissy face.)
We get some pla--we get some plates...
(He grabs the "plates" and mimes distributing them.)
Oh wait a minute, we're serving doo (?)
(He throws a "plate" and makes a smashing noise.)
I'm just kiddin'.
(He grabs some "noodles" from the "pot" and puts them on the "plate," then grabs "silverware.")
Fork!
(He uses the "fork" to scrape the "noodles" onto the "plate.")
Don't want any noodles to be left behind! And in the meantime, here's a good jar of marinara sauce!
(He takes the "jar", opens it with some difficulty...)
Here we go, I popped the seal!
(...and pours it onto the "noodles.")
Glug-glug-glug. And now, some grated mozzerella!
(He "grinds" some "cheese" onto the "pasta" while making shaking noises.)
And we'll add some other spices from my father's collection, which includes rosemary, garlic, parsley, whatever!
(He mimics doing so.)
And you can make your own meatballs with processed meat and putting it on a tray or something, letting it (?) and then rolling it all in a ball. But then they're not so good-- not as good, are they? So why not buy your own meatballs? We had this package of Swedish meatballs and we put it in the microwave-- warm it up already!
(He mimics adding the meatballs to the pasta.)
And in the end, on what-- at least-- on one of the two plates you get something like THIS!
(He turns the camera toward a finished paper plate of pasta.)
Yummy-yummy delicious!
(He turns the camera back toward himself.)
Now we can sit down and eat our spagheddy...it is so delicious! It smells so good! You want a bite?
(He holds a forkfull of spaghetti up to the camera.)
Look at this, you want a bite? You better take a bite, cause you know what? Watch this! You watchin'?
(He abruptly slams his face into the plate of pasta, getting sauce everywhere and laughs.)
I'm just kiddin'! (He wipes his face off.) I wouldn't do that to ya in real life, it's funny.
Hey, at least my head's not fuckin' orange like a certain...Cashy-type person I know!

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