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<p>OcColt: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Split Off}}<br /> {{Protip| [[Chris-Chan | CHRIS]] DOES NOT LIVE HERE ANYMORE. Please stop trying to trespass in order to get photos of 14 Branchland Court or [[Barbara Chandler | Barb]] anymore. [[Ween | There truly is no point to it]].}}<br /> {{quote|No burglar would ever want anything in this house.|Chris, being surprisingly ([[Manchester High Leaks|almost]]) modest.<ref>[[Mailbag 44#No burglar would steal Chris's stuff|Mailbag 44]]</ref>}}<br /> {{quote|Number 14 was aflame in '14. LOL|Chris, on the two-year anniversary of his [[2014 house fire|house fire]].<ref>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Number 14 was aflame in '14. LOL]]</ref>}} <br /> [[File:14bc-2024.jpg|thumb|The house in 2024.]]<br /> [[File:August2021House1.jpg|thumb|The house in 2021.]]<br /> [[Image:ChrisHouseMap.jpg|thumb|Aerial shot of the house.]]<br /> [[File:14BCBEV.jpg|thumb|A rough drawing of a top-down view of the house in [[2009]]. This cutaway shows the second floor, with [[Chris's room]], the [[kitchen]], living room, bathroom and an unknown area visible.]]<br /> <br /> '''14 Branchland Court''', [[Ruckersville, VA]], often abbreviated to '''14BC''', and also currently known as '''[[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|Sonichu Headquarters]]''' and the '''Temple of CWC Sonichu'''<ref>[[:File:CWCs Temples Gazebo TSSSF.jpg]]</ref> – the last bastion of [[autism]]. This was the vile lair of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], up until his [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrest in 2021]]. Currently, it is inhabited by [[Christopher's name change|Christopher's ghost]], Chris's mother [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]],<ref name="BarbBackIn14BC"/> the surviving [[Chandler Cats|Chandler cats]],<ref name="BarbBackIn14BC"/> and Chris's dog [[Clover and Snoopy|Clover]].<ref name="BarbVisit">[[Fan visits#e1ectricthunder]]</ref> It was a white two-story house with dark red trimming (which faded to ivory and pink respectively) with three bedrooms on the outskirts of Ruckersville, although since its renovation has been repainted in beige with dark green shutters. The property is near the intersection of Branchland Court and Westwood Drive, facing northwest. The house is just past the local trailer park and nestled in a lower middle-class suburban community. It was built in [[Pre-1980#1970s|1977]], and with no major work done from [[1986]]<ref>[[:File:14BranchlandCourt.png]]</ref> to [[2014]], the house shows its age with its tacky fake shutters and vinyl siding.<br /> <br /> Chris and his family have notoriously spent decades constantly filling up the house with tons of garbage and junk, earning it the nickname of '''"The Hoard"'''. In earlier pictures (those of [[Chris]]'s twentieth birthday in [[2002]], for instance), the house seemed reasonably tidy; but, in his [[Tour of Chris's House|first video tour]], Chris kept referring to the fact that "things got cluttered," suggesting that the house has only grown fuller and fuller ever since. "Clutter" is, of course, a grievous understatement; the entire house is packed with garbage, to the point where junk fills up entire rooms and reach within two feet of the ceiling (the living room was, for a while, basically inaccessible due to all the accumulated junk). Similarly, other rooms are full of junk, but rather than solid, impassable slabs of filth like in the living room, there are small crevices with chairs, TVs, and other furnishings.<br /> <br /> Of the three Chandlers, Barb was the biggest hoarder, and one of the biggest obstacles to cleaning the place aside from the general laziness of the family. [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]] revealed that Chris's parents were aware of the alarming implications of the house's condition (with the junk being both a health hazard and a fire hazard), and feared that Chris's video tours could've elicited the attention of the [http://www.vdh.virginia.gov/LHD/ThomasJefferson/ Health Department of Greene County] resulting in their home being condemned. In the wake of Bob making that remark, [[weening|weens]] made several calls to the health department in hopes of spurring such a process into action, but their efforts proved fruitless, like most efforts to get the state to intervene in Chris's sorry life.<br /> <br /> Chris [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|claimed]] to have put forth some effort towards cleaning up the house in early 2010, but the "back-breaking" tasks he describes amount to [[Chores|simple maintenance]], like vacuuming and scrubbing the floors. He talks about this as if he is making great progress in fixing the disaster area that is 14 Branchland Court, but his efforts seemed to amount to little more than preventing himself from [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|slipping on cat shit]] on a regular basis. Barb apparently threatened to throw him out of the house if he were to attempt to dispose of some of her hoard of useless shit.<ref>[[Kacey Call 10]]</ref><br /> <br /> Chris also claimed that Bob used to use a [[computer]], but Barbara bought an enormous amount of crap from Goodwill, blocking off the computer. Whether or not Barb did it to stop Bob from using the computer is unknown, but at any rate he did.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 8|Jackie Chat #8]]</ref><br /> <br /> In [[Rocky Shoemaker call|a phone call]] to [[Rocky Shoemaker]] in 2011, it was revealed that 14 Branchland Court was infested and that the parasitic infestation caused [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] to be "covered in bug bites" before his death from heart disease.<br /> <br /> On 10 [[January 2014]], Chris reported that the house had sustained major structural damage from an [[Destruction Of Chris's House|early-morning house fire]] following an electrical shortage. Chris, Barb, the dogs, Lucy the cat, and other possessions made it out safely, and they spent about a year in a [[rental house]] – which they predictably completely trashed – before moving back to the renovated 14 Branchland Court in [[December 2014]]. Although Chris was temporarily detained in jail after his misadventure on the [[26 December 2014|26th]], he was later released on bail and moved back into his house in [[January 2015]].<br /> <br /> The house was vacant between the time of Chris and Barb's separation after the [[Affair with Mother|incest]] fallout, and the first few weeks of the [[Jail Saga]] following Chris's arrest. A [[Kiwi Farms]] user confirmed that Barb returned to the house starting on, or at some point before, [[August 2021|August 29th 2021]].<ref name="BarbBackIn14BC">[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Status of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref> As of 2023, it appears that 14 Branchland Court is finally receiving at least some of the TLC it deserves, as recent fan visits have found the lawn being clipped and cleared of rubbish, and portions of the all-consuming hoard within having been extricated into bins to be disposed of, suggesting that someone has been paid to help Barb maintain the property.<ref>[[Fan visits#DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS]]</ref><br /> <br /> Following the dismissal of Chris's case in [[August 2023]], his car was spotted at 14 Branchland Court on 4 [[September 2023]]. Chris retrieved his possessions from the house, such as some [[2021_Lost_Commissions|commissioned artwork he never finished]] from [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|two years ago]]. In [[April 2024]], during a visit to 14 Branchland Court, Chris filmed himself collecting gravel from the front yard for selling on [[OfficialCWCmart]].<ref>[[Harvesting Process, Gravel at the Sonichu Temple]]</ref><br /> <br /> ==History==<br /> {{See also|Property tax assessment}}<br /> <br /> 14 Branchland Court was built in 1977 on a lot of 0.56 acres.<ref>[[Property tax assessment]]</ref><br /> <br /> Chris's parents presumably purchased 14 Branchland Court at some point between their marriage on 7 June 1980 (at which point they were still living in the Richmond area) and Chris's birth 20 months later. A plaque which hangs above Chris's bed in some videos (notably [[All Star]]) indicates that his parents' nickname for the house was '''"Wes-Chandler-Ton Manor"'''.<br /> <br /> Chris lived at 14 Branchland Court from his birth on 24 [[February 1982]] until his family moved to the [[Richmond]] area in [[1993]] in order to escape the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Greene County]] Public School system's attempts to pull him out of mainstream schools. Initially, Chris and his father lived in the Richmond suburbs while his mother held the fort in Ruckersville so she could continue working for the local electric power authority until retirement. Barbara joined them after retiring a few years later.<br /> <br /> The Chandlers moved back to the Ruckersville house in [[2000]] after Chris graduated [[high school]]. In [[100 2178|a video]] released in [[May 2010]], Chris claims that his family tried and failed to sell the house at some point, and would have stayed in the Richmond suburbs if they had been able to find a buyer. Chris naturally attributes the house's failure to sell to a conspiracy between local realtors and the Greene County school system, but as this article explains, it probably went unsold for more practical reasons.<br /> <br /> The original number of the house was '''46 Branchland Court''' - this is the number given in [[A Week With Christian Chandler]] (2000) and [[Cole Smithey]]'s 1994 postcard to Barbara. It was changed to 14 sometime after 2000.<br /> <br /> ==First House Tour==<br /> {{main|Tour of Chris's House}}<br /> {{quote|if Clyde thought my room is a mess, he should see the rest of my house; my family has a LOT of clutter from small things in boxes to furniture. [...] You don't need to feel surprised from the mess of my family, my mother got her things one at a time while "it was a bargain".|Chris to [[Julie]]<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 5]]</ref>}}<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:CWCHouse.jpg|thumb|right|[[Wikipedia:Inferno (Dante)#Canto III: Vestibule of Hell|Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.]]]]<br /> <br /> In two videos uploaded on 27 [[March 2009]], Chris provided a tour of his house and the property that it's on. Like his own room, Chris's entire house is a disaster area. Several rooms are so cluttered that Chris cannot enter them. <br /> <br /> What follows is a brief description of the rooms and other areas of 14 Branchland Court circa 2009.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ===Ground Floor===<br /> [[File:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|250px|Bob in the family room.]]<br /> <br /> The north corner is what Chris describes as the '''[[music]] room''' (probably where Bob kept his extensive music collection), which was primarily the domain of Barbara, who frequently slept there. A small '''bathroom''' is directly in front of the stairs leading up to the front door. On the other end of a short hallway is the '''utility room''', in which the family kept a refrigerator in addition to the usual washer and dryer. The '''family room''' (possibly in the west corner) had been claimed by Bob, who apparently slept there as well. If Chris's parents ever had, or used, dedicated bedrooms in the house, then they were never filmed.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ===Top Floor===<br /> [[Image:411-CWCWeekP5 crop 2.jpg|thumb|right|Barbara moving Chris's earthly possessions from [[Richmond]] back to the living room in April [[2000]]. The junk was already amassing.]]<br /> <br /> '''[[Chris's room|Chris's bedroom]]''' is in the north corner of the second floor. Across the hallway, near the east corner, is a filthy '''bathroom''', which apparently has not been cleaned in years, as implied by the layers of dark brown/green mold growing in the shower and the peeling of the veneer on the cabinetry. The '''[[kitchen]]''' and dining area are apparently near the southern corner and southwestern wall. The computer Chris used for Internet access at the time was in this part of the house, as was a Christmas tree left up year-round. Tellingly, Chris has actually photographed himself with [[Officer Nasty]] and [[sex toys|dildos]] in the kitchen, and has even [[mass debating|mass debated]] here over a webcam feed. This implies that Chris's parents never actually went upstairs, leaving Chris free to do [[sex tape|whatever he wanted]] undisturbed (well, [[Bob Walks In|mostly undisturbed]]). The '''living room''', filled with garbage to the point of uselessness, is across the stairway from Chris's room. It is likely the same as Chris's current '''[[Chris's room#Work room|work room]]''' used for storing toys and shooting videos.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ===Yard===<br /> {{main|Yard (14 Branchland Court)}}<br /> <br /> ==Second House Tour==<br /> {{main|Tour of Chris's House II}}<br /> <br /> [[File:14bc1.jpg|thumb|The house in 2012.]]<br /> <br /> In 2013, a video was leaked by [[Alec Benson Leary]] showing the state of Chris's home since the last tour he gave in 2009. Needless to say, especially in light of eyewitness reports of his front yard in 2012, the house became even ''more'' of a mess in the following years. Whereas Chris had at least ''some'' room to maneuver in the 2009 Tour Video, here, the passageways have become so narrow and jam-packed that even he complains about all of the clutter being in his way and begins sounding increasingly [[Stress|annoyed]] as he attempts to navigate the claustrophobic environment. The kitchen, in particular, has become an unsightly mess--the Chandlers apparently couldn't be half-assed to put away their groceries, so it's strewn all over the place. The living room, already an ocean of rubbish, has gotten worse, with the accumulated clutter now towering over Chris to the point where he has to stretch to get footage of it. The bathroom hasn't been cleaned since the [[ShowerClean|last video Chris released of him cleaning it]] - and he even admits so himself in the video.<br /> <br /> Even the stairs of his home have become cluttered with nonsense such as Christmas ornaments, boxes, and bags, which could spell disaster if Chris or his mother have to evacuate the premises. Also notable is the fact that every so often, Chris can be observed picking up random pieces of garbage from the floor as well.<br /> <br /> In [[Chris and his ego|typical Chris-Chan fashion]], he describes his room as "the cleanest of the whole house", despite it having unsightly masses of clothes everywhere and even an unmade bed that he couldn't be bothered to at least straighten up before making this ill-advised video.<br /> <br /> When he steps outside, he basically confirms what trolls have documented as early as 2012: that his lawn is ''completely'' overgrown to the point where it has utterly consumed one of the structures in his yard. Also unsurprising is the fact that after Bob's death, the garden shed has been completely abandoned.<br /> <br /> Given his commentary, it ''almost'' seemed like Chris acknowledges that he has kept his home in a very unacceptable condition....right until he blames [[Borb|his parents]] for being "hoarders" and [[Chris_and_remorse#Shifting_blame|totally shifting blame away from himself]], ''despite'' being the "man" of the house.<br /> <br /> By this time, the bug infestation appears to have been gotten rid of, or at least contained. It was stated before that the infestation was so bad that Chris was confined to his room in order to avoid getting bitten, but in this video, no bugs are seen and Chris makes no mention of them.<br /> <br /> ==2014 house fire==<br /> [[Image:14 Branchland Court on Fire - Copy.jpg|thumb|right|Witness image of 14 Branchland Court on fire. On Facebook, Chris blamed Keurig for causing the fire, but later let slip in an email that it was plugged into a "heavy-duty" extension cord in the basement bathroom.]]<br /> <br /> {{Main|2014 house fire}}<br /> <br /> On 10 January 2014, a fire broke out at the Chandler household. According to Chris, this was caused by a worn extension cord plugged into a coffee machine, which sparked and started the blaze. Chris, his mother, the beagles, and Lucy (one of the cats) made it out safely, surprising when you consider how much clutter was obstructing the stairways. The firefighters could not effectively navigate the house through either door and were forced to enter through the windows. Sadly, one of the cats (revealed to be Scamper by Chris in February 2016) perished in the fire from smoke inhalation and was later buried in the backyard.<br /> <br /> The Chandlers escaped with little more than the clothes on their backs. Chris wrote that he was able to take his wallet, medication for his mother, some clothes, and his iPhone. The day after the fire, he and his mother were allowed to reenter the structure, and he learned to his relief that many of his personal possessions, including his games, his computers, and his artwork, had survived. His [[Lego]] [[high school]] survived, albeit partially melted. Chris was also observed on [[Miiverse]] shortly after the fire, suggesting that he managed to save his [[Nintendo]] 3DS or Wii U at some point. However, it can be assumed that much of the hoard suffered fire, smoke, and/or water damage.<br /> <br /> As completely tragic as this incident was, it did not come as much of a surprise, given Barbara's hoarding and Chris's unwillingness or inability to control his mother's compulsions or properly clean. As pointed out by quite a few concerned people, the house had ''always'' been a health and safety hazard, and it was only a matter of time before disaster struck. Sadly, Chris was unable or unwilling to act on this well-meaning advice, and, as a result, reaped what he and his family had sown.<br /> <br /> Chris and his mother stayed at a [[Rental House|rental house]] in nearby [[wikipedia:Barboursville, Virginia|Barboursville]] for most of 2014 as repairs to 14 Branchland Court were made. They also rented a storage locker. To the shock of absolutely no one, Chris and Barb managed to trash that house up as well; photos taken by Chris showed rodent shit on the house's carpeting, and [[Rental House Tour|eyewitness reports]] showed that the conditions in the rental house were basically the same as they were at 14 Branchland Court. Trolls reported in [[April 2015]] that the house was still vacant four months after Chris and Barb moved out.<br /> <br /> For reasons which are not entirely clear, the renovation of the house took much longer than anticipated. Nevertheless, the worst fears, that the house would be condemned or the renovations would not be finished, were unrealized. In December 2014 and January 2015, the Chandlers moved back in.<br /> <br /> ==Post-fire renovation==<br /> <br /> [[File:14bc215.jpg|thumb|left|A renovated 14BC.]]<br /> <br /> On the 6th of December, 2014, Chris announced on [[Facebook]] that his home had finally been repaired, and he would be moving back in near the start of the [[2015|new year]]. Ever a busy man, Chris managed to fit a [[26 December 2014|run-in with the law on Boxing Day, followed by two days in jail]] into his moving schedule. Once he was released on bond on 29 December, Chris was shortly back to complaining about having a "Charlie Horse [sic]" from moving his mother's hoard back to the house.<br /> <br /> After Chris's second hearing in April started and finished half an hour early, and they failed to make it in, the Christorians who took it upon themselves to attend decided to make the most of their visit and go on a tour of the major places in Chris' life, including 14 Branchland Court. The photographs they took showed that the Chandler headquarters had been modernized, and no longer looked like ''total'' shit. This is partially due to the modernized exterior, and partially due to most of the hoard still being in storage. Photographs also showed some sort of outhouse in the backyard raised off the ground, and soon to be full of the hoard.<br /> <br /> Other notable changes:<br /> <br /> *The [[kitchen]] became accessible and could once again be used for cooking. Chris used it to [[Specimen Sample|store his semen]].<br /> *Chris's [[bedroom]] moved to the first floor, his former room being used for storage.<br /> *The downstairs living room, formerly full of Barb's hoard, became Chris's toy-filled workroom.<br /> <br /> ===Return of the hoard=== <br /> {{quote|A loving fairly well-kept home of my father. I kept it up..|Chris, lying to himself about the state of his home in [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> [[File:Sonic Totem and More.png|thumb|250px|A room filled with what is presumably Barb's hoard.]]<br /> <br /> In the few years after having the house rebuilt, the Chandlers' negligence and hoarding slowly turned it back to its filthy, cluttered past, proving, like mother like son, Barb is just as incapable of learning from her mistakes as Chris. Ironically, the Garden, which in the years before the fire had become increasingly bereft of plants, was just about the only part of the property which thrived as of 2020, having become overgrown and unkempt with weeds, wildflowers, and plants encroaching from neighboring properties.<br /> <br /> <center><gallery><br /> File:Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!! original.mp400001.png|Nov 2016 - The dirty hallway carpet, seen in [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!]]<br /> File:A few seconds of Barb dancing.png|April 2018 - At the bottom left is one of the newspaper spots where [[Clover and Snoopy]] [[Clover and Snoopy#Poor Living Conditions and Neglect|relieve themselves]]. Near the [[kitchen]] entrance.<br /> File:Filthy carpet in Work Room - July 2019.jpg|July 2019 - Filthy, stained carpet against a hoard of toys, taken in Chris's [[Work Room]] through the Pokemon Go game, shared with the comment, "Party Time."<br /> File:Mewtwo May 2020.jpg|Outside of the house, with stained exterior.<br /> </gallery></center><br /> <br /> In October 2017, one of the bathrooms had a clogged shower drain, possibly stuffed up with Chris's seaweed [[hair]]. His solution was to pour Liquid Plumr into it and whine that every house should have two bathtubs.<ref>[[October 2017 tweets#Clogged shower drain]]</ref><br /> <br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Third House Tour==<br /> {{main|Tour of Chris's House III}}<br /> <br /> Chris filmed the third tour during [[March 2018]]. While his house is shown being ''very'' slightly less messy than it normally is, even that's being ridiculously charitable. Chris's room is packed to the rafters with all sorts of clothes and Rubbermaid bins, though it is semi-accessible, and shockingly, so are the oven and kitchen sink. Overall, he is shown having less of a struggle walking through his house, but there is still plenty of junk accumulating over the tables, hallways, kitchen, and shelves.<br /> <br /> ==Mortgage==<br /> The Chandler family has assumed two mortgages on 14 Branchland Court. The first was fully paid sometime before [[February 2009]], when Chris attested his house had no mortgage against it.<ref>[[Mumble 4]]</ref> The '''second mortgage''' on the property was filed in [[April 2009]] for $130,000,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-11#post-1896956</ref> held at first by {{w|SunTrust Banks}} but since transferred to [https://seterus.com/ Seterus], now operating as {{w|Mr. Cooper}}<ref>https://www.consumerfinance.gov/about-us/newsroom/consumer-financial-protection-bureau-settles-with-mortgage-servicer-for-illegal-practices-that-impeded-borrowers-attempts-to-avoid-foreclosure/#:~:text=Seterus%20is%20no%20longer%20operating,Cooper.</ref>. As of 31 [[August 2016]], the Chandlers still owe '''$115,000''', which is still more than the property is actually worth.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-12#post-1900319</ref> Chris's [[monthly tugboat]] furnishes (or once furnished) the roughly $800 monthly payment.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Hmmph!|"I pay the monthly mortgage which kills most of my monthly."]]</ref><ref>[[April 2017 Facebook posts|Whining about the mortgage]]</ref> Contrary to a popular misconception, it is not a reverse mortgage:<ref>https://financial-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/reverse+mortgage</ref><ref>The latest confirmation that 14 Branchland Court currently has no reverse mortgage was during [[Discord Q&A 7]] on the night of 15 September 2020.</ref> the mortgage is estimated to extend thirty years, with 5% interest.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-12#post-1901342</ref><br /> <br /> Among the Chandlers' various [[debt]]s, the mortgage is the primary cause of the [[Financhu Crisis]]: acute circumstances relating to it have caused Chris to resort to begging many times. As for the reason why the Chandlers took on said mortgage can be summed up to paying off Barb's credit card debt; a bad move. On one occasion, [[Chris and negotiation|he pleaded idly]] with his [[TRUE and LOYAL fanbase]] to pay the entire mortgage at once for him.<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Who wants to pay our mortgage?!]]</ref> Moreover, the Chandlers have repeatedly neglected their monthly payments. When the [[Idea Guys]] had threatened to destroy [[CWCville]] and his [[eBay]] sales were not enough to meet their $6,000 ransom, Chris withheld a mortgage payment to save his [[Chris and reality|fictional setting]].<br /> <br /> Chris's closest flirt with financial ruin occurred on 8 [[May 2018]], when he announced that the home could be foreclosed upon if they failed to make two mortgage payments the next day;<ref>[[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE#Please, HELP US! FORECLOSURE RISK HIGH!|Please, HELP US! FORECLOSURE RISK HIGH!]]</ref> fans donated enough to prevent this. Onlookers speculate, given [[Chris and money|Chris's financial habits]] and [[Barb]]'s other debts, that after she passes away, that the estate could well be liquidated after her passing, or that Chris may struggle to keep up mortgage payments in the face of so many [[My Little Pony|tempting]] [[Vidya|distractions]].<br /> <br /> Chris claimed in [[Jail Letter - 30 October 2021|a jail letter]] that the "Sonichu Temple" now had a mortgage of less than $90,000 (assuming he has mastered the distinction between the [[Chris and science#Algebra|greater than and less than symbols]]), and begged for donations to [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] to help pay this.<br /> <br /> ==Neighbors==<br /> {{quote|When I was pulling up to the stop sign on the cul-de-sac, the neighbor directly across the street from 14 Branchland yelled out "He's in jail!" with a big grin.|A Kiwi Farms user visiting 14 Branchland Court in the wake of Chris's [[Affair with Mother|incest]] charge.<ref name=Dec21photos>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#December Photos of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref>}}<br /> [[Image:Ruckersville house prices near 14BC.jpeg|thumb|House prices in the vicinity of 14BC reported on Zillow in 2019. Note the decent price estimates of neighboring buildings, while 14BC itself lacks a valuation altogether.]]<br /> Although the Chandlers have mostly kept to themselves over the years, they have had some notable interactions with their neighbors:<br /> <br /> *The [[abusive babysitter]] was a neighbor of the Chandlers in 1983, living on Westwood Drive, Ruckersville.<br /> <br /> *[[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] was one of Chris's neighbors when they were children.<br /> <br /> *In the aftermath of the [[2014 house fire]], a neighbor allowed Chris and Barb to stay with them temporarily.<ref>[[January 2014 Facebook Posts#FIRE.21]]</ref><br /> <br /> *Barb once tried to steal a neighbor's dog which had slipped out of its collar but was forced to return it when the neighbor showed up at their door.<ref>[[Clover and Snoopy#Stealing a Neighbor.27s Dog]]</ref><br /> <br /> *At some point in 2014, a deeply paranoid Chris told of a feud with a preteen neighbor whom he had suspected of stealing his old homework and passing it in for credit. According to Chris, the Chandlers (Barb and Chris) contacted Animal Control on the neighbor's cat and had it put to sleep, after it had scratched Chris. Chris claims the neighbor retaliated by training a snake to invade 14 Branchland Court, egging the house and stealing some items.<ref>[[Catherine E-mails#Chris the Cat-Killer]]</ref><br /> <br /> *In 2015, Chris uploaded [[A few kicks]], a video of him kicking a soccer ball around in his yard. At one point, the ball enters the road and Chris gives chase. He abruptly stops once the ball enters a neighbor's driveway, possibly meaning that he had been told not to go on that property without permission.<br /> <br /> *In 2017, one of Chris's cats, [[Sorbet]], was injured while outside and ended up under a neighbor's gutter.<ref>[[May 2017 Facebook_posts]]</ref><br /> <br /> *On 25 [[January 2019]], Chris tweeted how a neighbor angrily yelled at Chris for making his child [[tomgirl|question their gender identity]].<ref>[[January 2019 social media posts#Week round-up]]</ref><br /> <br /> *On 15 [[July 2021]], one of Chris's neighbors helped him bury his dog [[Snoopy]].<ref>[[July 2021 social media posts#Eulogy for Snoopy]]</ref><br /> <br /> ==Visiting==<br /> {{main|Fan visits}}<br /> [[File:Aggrevating ArtPhoto2.png|thumb|200px|A fan visiting Chris at his house.]]<br /> When occupied by the Chandlers, visits to 14 Branchland Court, at least until Chris inherits the house and trades the deed to it for magic beans, are ill-advised. Harassing the Chandlers at their house is not only the paragon of [[ween]] behavior, ''it is also a criminal offense'' and will probably result in you getting arrested. Chris and especially Barb shouldn't have to contend with the troll horde within the sanctum of their own home. We shouldn't have to be saying it at this point, but '''do not visit 14 Branchland Court to troll Chris or Barb'''.<br /> <br /> Unless, of course, you ''are'' personally invited. To date, Chris has extended personalized invitations to [[Clyde Cash]], the [[Magical Man]], [[Liquid Chris]], the staff of [[Asperchu#Asperpedia|Asperpedia]], [[Catherine]] and pretty much anybody that has ever thought ill of Chris to come to his house, so that he might [[Death threats|murder them]]. To date, none of them except Magical Man has taken him up on his offer. The scenario of such a meeting would likely be reminiscent of the [[hooker incident]], wherein the police would be promptly summoned whilst Chris hides, crying, behind his mother.<br /> <br /> Despite this, some fans have made the trip out to visit Chris at his home and have posed for photos with him, showing that Chris had lightened up on his stance.<br /> <br /> In 2021, after [[Jail Saga|Chris was jailed for incest]], some weens made the pilgrimage to harass Barb for information about Chris, leaving empty-handed.<br /> That said, it bears repeating: '''do NOT visit 14 Branchland Court to harass Barb,''' as you are likely causing undue stress on an ailing woman who had an incestuous affair with her own son.<br /> <br /> ==Chris and his address==<br /> [[File:Sonichu temple of ruckersville in cwcville va by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6od5t-pre.jpg|thumb|Drawing of Chris' house by him ([[December 2021]])]]<br /> Giving away one's home address on the Internet is generally considered unwise. Chris has probably never realized this, or perhaps he realizes that [[trolls]] have so thoroughly and permanently violated his privacy that attempting to preserve it is a lost cause. In any case, he has publicly announced his home address on a number of occasions, in YouTube videos and elsewhere.<br /> <br /> * Shortly after 21 July 2009, when [[CChanSonichuCWC]] released a video promoting his ''Sonichu'' merchandise, Chris posted his address in a YouTube comment in hopes of a physical confrontation with the "impostor".<br /> * On 14 August 2009, in the video [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|"NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!"]], Chris rattled off his address as a way of attempting to prove his identity.<br /> * He did the same thing in his [[CWC Public Disclaimer]], also released on 14 August 2009.<br /> * On 23 November 2009, in the [[CWC_Personal_Sonichu_Presentation|''Sonichu'' Presentation]], Chris provided his address (as well as his home and mobile phone numbers) in hopes of attracting investment in his comic book characters.<br /> * On 15 January 2010, Chris released a [[15 January 2010|video]] where he summoned the creators of the Asperpedia to his home address for a confrontation.<br /> * On 27 August 2010, Chris gave out his address and phone number in a [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|YouTube video]] seeking to organize a high school reunion. In the same video, he warned viewers to be careful with their personal information on the Internet, taking his anti-grasp of irony to incredible new levels.<br /> * Chris has published his address on his websites at various times. It was available at the bottom of the main page on the [[CWCipedia]] for most of the time Chris used the site.<br /> * On 29 January 2016, Chris proved he hasn't learned a ''thing'' over the years when, in [[Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever|a video]] intended to dissuade [[trolls|well-meaning fans]] from sending mail to famous YouTuber [[PewDiePie]] (aka Felix Kjellberg) at his address, he felt the need to specify 14 Branchland Court as the address at which Kjellberg does not live.<br /> * On 20 April 2019, Chris listed his address and phone number as part of the [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|Google My Business]] program under the name "Sonichu Headquarters." He also expressed interest in making his house a Pokéstop. <br /> When he and Barb stayed at the rental house, it didn't take long for him to [[Brushfire Video|drop ''that'' house's address]].<br /> <br /> When Chris writes out his full home address, he has a tendency to write his nine-digit [[wikipedia:ZIP_Code#ZIP+4|ZIP+4]] number (22968-'''''9545''''') instead of just his five-digit ZIP Code. This is rarely done for home addresses as it is considered unnecessary.<br /> <br /> ==The Fate of 14 BC==<br /> It goes without saying the house will be foreclosed once Barb passes away. What will become of it afterward remains uncertain. Because Chris no longer resides there, it is unlikely he'll be moving back in given his bad [[Financhu Crisis|financial]] [[Debt|record]], in addition to his tugboat being insufficient to cover upkeep, let alone mortgage. As for the property itself, it's possible the house will either be [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|condemned and subsequently demolished]] by the Virginia Health Department, sold to a family looking for a place to live (provided the property is up to standards), a [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fan]] looking to preserve the property, or by weens trying to outbid one another in order to convert it into a [[Messiah complex|temple]]/[[Chris and his ego|museum]] for all things Chris and Sonichu related.<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> ===September 2013===<br /> On 7 [[September 2013]], some pictures of the house were leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]].<br /> <center><br /> <gallery><br /> File:14BranchlandCourt1.jpg|<br /> File:14BranchlandCourt2.jpg|<br /> File:14BranchlandCourt3.jpg|<br /> File:14BranchlandCourt4.jpg|<br /> File:14BranchlandCourt5.jpg|<br /> </gallery><br /> </center><br /> <br /> ===March 2014===<br /> On 3 [[March 2014]], pictures of the house post-fire were leaked on the forums. On the 3rd and 4th shots, note the damage to the left half of the roof, matching the location of the shot of the actual fire.<br /> <center><br /> <gallery><br /> File:14BCPostFire1.jpg|<br /> File:14BCPostFire2.jpg|<br /> File:14BCPostFire3.jpg|<br /> File:14BCPostFire4.jpg|<br /> </gallery><br /> </center><br /> <br /> ===April 2014===<br /> On 14 [[April 2014]], more pictures were leaked on the forums. Most of the windows had now been boarded up as the repair work commenced, and a large tarpaulin was covering the section of the roof where the fire had broken out to stop water from getting in. Chris's second known [[Son-Chu|car]], a white Cadillac Seville, was in attendance at the time.<br /> <br /> <center><br /> <gallery><br /> File:IMG 5307.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5308.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5309.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5310.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5311.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5312.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5313.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5314.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5315.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5321.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5322.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5327.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5328.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5329.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5330.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5331.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5332.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5333.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5334.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5335.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5336.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5337.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5338.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5339.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5340.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5341.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5348.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5349.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5351.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5355.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5356.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5357.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5358.JPG|<br /> </gallery><br /> </center><br /> <br /> ===April 2015===<br /> Yet more pictures were leaked in [[April 2015]], showing the house as it appeared after the renovations.<br /> <br /> <center><gallery><br /> File:14BCApril2015I.jpg<br /> File:14BCApril2015G.jpg<br /> File:14BCApril2015F.jpg<br /> File:14BCApril2015D.jpg<br /> File:14BCApril2015C.jpg<br /> File:14BCApril2015B.jpg<br /> File:14BCApril2015H.jpg|Barb's car, still for sale.<br /> File:14BCApril2015E.jpg<br /> File:14BCApril2015.jpg|The front yard, still a sty.<br /> File:Bobs greenhouse.jpeg|Bob's old greenhouse.<br /> File:Itj5aFp.jpg<br /> </gallery></center><br /> <br /> ===June 2017-August 2021===<br /> More, from [[June 2017]] to [[August 2021]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-217#post-2382102</ref><br /> <br /> <center><gallery><br /> File:14 BC in 2017 1.jpg|The lawn, overgrown but not ''quite'' as wrecked as it used to be.<br /> File:14 BC in 2017 2.jpg|[[Son-Chu]], next to Barb's Dodge Caravan.<br /> File:14 BC in 2017 3.jpg|While not visible in the photo, the license plate for Barb's car is "B. Weston".<br /> File:14 BC in 2017 4.jpg|[[Patti]]'s doghouse.<br /> File:14bc June 2019.jpg| [[June 2019]]<br /> File:14bc620.jpg|[[June 2020]]<br /> File:June2021Visit2.jpg|June 2020: [[Fanta|"Couldn't find any chocolate syrup, but I have some orange soda."]]<br /> File:August2021House1.jpg|[[August 2021]]<br /> File:August2021House2.jpg|August 2021<br /> </gallery></center><br /> <br /> ===September 2021===<br /> {{main|Yard Tour (2021)}}<br /> <br /> ===December 2021===<br /> On 16 [[December 2021]], [[Larry Vaughn]] took photos of the house at night, noting also that the [[Son-Chu|van]] was gone<ref>{{Cite Reddit|subreddit=ChrisChanSonichu|title=Just Went to Chris' House for the Second Time This Year. The Van's Gone.|post=ri3xbf/just_went_to_chris_house_for_the_second_time_this}}</ref> (as the photos were taken a few weeks after Barb's Fail to Yield Right of Way accident).<br /> <center><gallery><br /> File:14 Branchland Court - 16 Dec 2021.jpg<br /> File:14 Branchland Court - 16 Dec 2021 2.jpg<br /> </gallery></center><br /> <br /> On 20 [[December 2021]], a Kiwi Farms user took a couple photos of the house. He disagreed with [[Larry Vaughn]]'s assertion that there was a "For Sale" sign, stating that he did not see one.<ref name=Dec21photos></ref> The overgrown lawn and bushes around the house also appeared to have been cut back by this time, suggesting that someone was given instructions to tend to it, revealing an abundance of plastic rubbish bins and other objects that had previously been hidden by the greenery.<br /> <center><gallery><br /> File:14Branch01.jpg<br /> File:14Branch02.jpg<br /> </gallery></center><br /> <br /> ===October 2022===<br /> On 15 [[October 2022]] a user on the Kiwi Farms took pictures of the house in the day. The user notes how the patio had rotted and the shed had collapsed.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#October Photos of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref><br /> <br /> <center><gallery><br /> File:Jeff the Thriller 14 Branchland Court photo1.jpg ‎<br /> File:IMG 2717.jpg<br /> File:Jeff the Thriller 14 Branchland Court photo3.jpg<br /> File:Jeff the Thriller 14 Branchland Court photo4.jpg<br /> </gallery></center><br /> <br /> ===January 2023===<br /> {{main|Redditor Ruckersville visit}}<br /> On 22 [[January 2023]], Reddit user Iron_Taipan took photos of the yard. His photos showed bags of trash placed at the curb, including a [[Transformers]] toy box.<br /> <br /> <center><gallery><br /> File:HouseJan23_1.png<br /> File:HouseJan23_2.png<br /> File:HouseJan23_3.png<br /> File:HouseJan23_4.jpg<br /> File:HouseJan23_5.jpg<br /> </gallery></center><br /> <br /> ===March 2023===<br /> Posted to a Facebook group, sonichu christianposting, on 13 March 2023.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/11qu2s3/14_blc_as_of_today/</ref><br /> <br /> <center><gallery><br /> File:14 Branchland Ct Mar 2023.jpg<br /> </gallery></center><br /> <br /> ===May 2023===<br /> {{main|Fan_visits#DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS}}<br /> On 3 [[May 2023]], Reddit user DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS posted a series of images of the front yard of 14BC at night. Of note, it showed a well-kept exterior, as well as the lit window of [[Chris's room]] and his hand-drawn [[Sonichu_Comic|Sonichu]] poster. Another ween visited on 23 May 2023, taking a daytime photo that does not contain anything of note, although the bins at the front of the property were full of hedge clippings, indicating that a gardener had recently tended to the grounds of the house.<br /> <br /> <center><gallery><br /> File:14BC1_May2023_(1).jpg<br /> File:14BC2_May2023_(1).jpg<br /> File:14BC3_May2023.jpg<br /> File:Ideaguy_poster.jpg|The poster in Chris' window, located on the top right.<br /> File:14BC 25May2023.jpeg|25 May<br /> </gallery></center><br /> <br /> ===August 2024===<br /> On 10 [[August 2024]], Reddit user Quiet-Listen-7774 took several pictures of the exterior of the property. There appears to be a swivel chair, a storage tote, and a shelf in front of the house. The lawn was cut and appears to be regrowing, indicating that gardening and other maintenance at the house is ongoing.<br /> <br /> <center><gallery><br /> File:14bc 8-10-24.jpg<br /> File:14bc 2-min.jpg<br /> File:14bc (2) 8-10-24.jpg<br /> File:14bc (3) 8-10-24.jpg<br /> </gallery></center><br /> <br /> ==TSSSF cards==<br /> 14 Branchland Court has been featured as custom [[TSSSF]] cards.<br /> <br /> <center><gallery><br /> File:14 Branchland Court TSSSF card.jpeg|The house, in which Chris refers to it as a "temple."<br /> File:CWCs Temples Gazebo TSSSF.jpg|The abandoned gazebo. "Come on in."<br /> </gallery></center><br /> <br /> == Videos ==<br /> <br /> '''Rammspieler'''<br /> <br /> A video panorama view from the street, taken 5 February 2015.<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = 14 Branchland Court: The Motion Picture<br /> | ytid = nHRsavBhxGA<br /> | stardate = 5 [[February 2015]]<br /> | maker = Rammspieler<br /> | subject = 14 Branchland Court<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Another from 2020.<br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = Sonichu HQ (Chris-Chan House June 2020)<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|QOlC-LLQ7Vc}}<br /> | stardate = 27 [[June 2020]]<br /> | maker = Checkable Reality<br /> | subject = 14 Branchland Court<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Another from 2022.<br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = Sonichu HQ (Chris-Chan House October 2022)<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|9n9BBPqJjCo}}<br /> | stardate = 11 [[October 2022]]<br /> | maker = whitepaws<br /> | subject = 14 Branchland Court<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[Chris's room]]<br /> * [[Chris's kitchen]]<br /> * [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]]<br /> * [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]<br /> * [[Tour of Christian's House]]<br /> * [[Tour of Chris's House II]]<br /> * [[2014 house fire]]<br /> * [[Chris's homes]]<br /> * [[Property tax assessment]] - Last appraisal of the house made by Greene County before the fire.<br /> * [[Fan visits]]<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> <references /><br /> {{Places}}<br /> {{Health}}<br /> {{Money}}<br /> {{articleofthenow}}<br /> [[Category:Chris's house]]<br /> [[Category:Pages with fan videos]]</div>

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<p>OcColt: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Articleofthenow}}<br /> {{Quote|The spirit of Patti will have his soul for dinner tonight! She will be haunting your nightmares, [[Asperchu|Mr. Leary]].|Chris, [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|respecting his deceased pet.]]}}<br /> <br /> {{infobox<br /> | title = Patti&nbsp;Chandler<br /> | image = [[Image:0054-Patti2.jpg|250px|center]]<br /> |header1 = Information<br /> |label1 = Name<br /> |data1 = Patti Chandler<br /> |label3 = Date of Birth<br /> |data3 = [[1988|17 March 1988]] (as reported by Chris)<br /> |label4 = Date of Death<br /> |data4 = [[June 2006|27 June 2006]] (aged {{Age|1988|3|17|2006|6|27}})<br /> |label5 = Gender<br /> |data5 = Female<br /> |label6 = Breed<br /> |data6 = {{w|Beagle}}-{{w|spitz}} mix<br /> |label7 = Owners<br /> |data7 = [[Bob]] (deceased)<br />[[Barbara]]<br />[[Chris]]<br /> |label8 = Sagas<br /> |data8 = {{saga|childhood|cn}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Patti Chandler''' (17 March [[1988]] - 27 [[June 2006]]) was [[Chris]]'s childhood dog, a {{w|Beagle}}-{{w|spitz}} mix who was put down in [[2006]].<ref name="father call">[[Father Call]]</ref> As can be seen in Patti's eulogy below, Chris reports that her birthdate was 17 March 1988. It should be noted though that in an email Chris sent to [[The Wallflower]] on 28 [[February 2010]], he wrote that he learned what Patti's birthdate was after a veterinarian determined it for him.<ref>[[Wallflower E-mails 2]]</ref> It is doubtful that a veterinarian can determine the precise date in which a dog was born, making the birth date Chris reports as dubious. If it's even roughly accurate though, Patti lived a very long life for a dog.<br /> <br /> As Chris tells in Patti's eulogy, he picked her up as a puppy from a litter at the house of his [[Aunt Corrina]]. On September 1993, Chris and Bob moved from Ruckersville to Chesterfield County.<ref>[[Chris's Wikipedia profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> This led to him being separated from Patti for 3 years, as Barbara did not accompany her husband and son, but rather stayed in the Chandlers old home along with the pets. Only in early 1996 did Barbara move to Chesterfield along with Patti and the rest of the family's pets.<ref>[[Mailbag 32#Chris is no stranger to stupid name changes]]</ref><ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref><br /> <br /> Chris brought Patti back to life in [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' 6]] as [[Patti-Chan]] (a character created by [[Megan Schroeder]] to help Chris [[Chris and coping|cope]] with the loss of his beloved pet), where she somehow gained the ability to walk, talk, and apply for [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]] in [[CWCville]]. Patti is allowed no rest, as her soul remains in Chris's fantasy world, alongside [[Clover and Snoopy|an anthropomorphized version of Snoopy]] when that animal died over a decade and a half later. According to [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|a video from January 2010]], Patti now feasts on human souls. While this may seem to be at odds with the canon of the Sonichu comics, it makes perfect sense if you consider the distinct possibility that CWCville ''is'' Hell.<br /> <br /> There is not a single known picture of Patti indoors, suggesting that she was just left in her pen in the backyard all the time. According to Chris, her wood-and-plastic doghouse weighed between "5-10 tons".<ref name="father call"/> While a normal person might say something like that figuratively to represent the emotional weight it would take to move the home of a deceased pet for the last time, Chris seems to [[11042009 51 50|honestly believe that's how much it weighs]].<br /> <br /> When confronted about his [[Chris and remorse|insensitivity]], or when someone tries to point out that he has never experienced any substantial hardships, Chris is quick to point out that he experienced the loss of Patti.<ref name="father call"/> Indeed, Patti seems to be the pet that Chris was closest to, being one of the only living things that he truly loved beyond a sense of obligation, and [[Borb]] more or less alienated the rest of Chris's family from him, so it makes sense that he'd point to Patti's passing as a traumatic experience.<br /> <br /> ==Eulogy for Patti, as written by Chris==<br /> <blockquote><i><br /> <br>Patti Chandler<br /> <br>March 17, [[1980s#1988|1988]] to June 27, [[2006]]<br /> <br /> <br>Eulogy written by Christian Weston Chandler, June 27, 2006<br /> [[Image:091-PattiMemory.jpg|thumb|Patti, you sweet, unlucky dog.]]<br /> <br>My family, [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|furry]] friends, (anyone else present), we are gathered here today to pay our last respects and wishes to our dearly beloved beagle/spitz, Patti, who has departed from our world here on earth to a [[CWCville|doggy heaven where she will be happier]], because she will run free and play with all the other dogs who are already having fun up there. And she will often look down upon her beloved family, me, Christian Chandler, my mother, [[Barbara Chandler]], and my father [[Bob Chandler|Robert Chandler]], and the [[Chandler Cats|cats]] who have grown fond of Patti.<br /> <br /> <br>I will always remember Patti for all the lovely memories she has shared with me from:<br /> <br>-When I picked her out of the litter at my [[Aunt Corrina|Aunt Corina's]] house in Redoak, Virginia.<br /> <br>-The many walks I have shared with her around this neighborhood, as well as the neighborhood in the [[Chris's_homes#Newberry_Towne_Subdivision|Newberry Towne subdivision in Richmond, Virginia]].<br /> <br>-The time I watched my old best friend, [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Hammer]], take Patti by her front paws and danced a bit.<br /> <br>-The times I've watched her stand on her hind legs and then rewarded her with a biscuit bone.<br /> <br>-The time I took my camera to her pen and took this lovely picture of her and me, and I made a big deal how she'll be like a movie dog star.<br /> <br>-The times I've just sat with her in the yard and petted her head. I've always given her a "Bally-Scratch" where I stroke her head with all five fingers like as if I was gently squeezing a rubber ball.<br /> <br>-The many times I've fed her a can of food and a cup full of dry food, and refilled her bucket with fresh water so she can drink it and wash her face.<br /> <br>-There was also the one time I saw her resting on top of her doghouse (not on her back like Snoopy).<br /> <br>-{{w|Border collie|I've often wondered why between both her ears, why one was bent and the other was straight like an arrowhead}}.<br /> <br /> <br>When Patti was brought to the vet on that [[Chris and English|faithful]] day, I was distraught with fright and concern for her health. I stayed with her during her final moments with a hand on her head and a tear in my eye. When my mother was brought the paper that gave the doctor permission to send her on her way, I didn't want her to be the one to sign it. I raised Patti since she was a six-week old pup, and I wanted to take the strain for signing the one-way ticket (it was hard for me, but it was for the best). So I signed that paper, with a crying [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] face saying, "We love you, Patti." After that, I gave her my final pets, hug, hand-to-paw hold, eye-contact, ear-rub, cheek-to-fur rub, and I sadly waved her for the final time, and I said, "Good Bye, Patti, I Love You." As I stood outside, I heard Patti's last barks saying, "I will always love you, Chris. Thank You."<br /> <br /> <br>But we all must move on with our lives with our beloved lucky mutt in our hearts and in our memories. So, Patti, may your old dog house and surrounding flowers forever memorialize your blessed heart, your barks at the stars and strangers, and your loyal love that you have blessed upon me and my family and friends. Bark on, and rest in peace, our beloved lucky Patti.<ref>[[Chris E-mails 2006#September]]</ref></i></blockquote><br /> <br /> Take note that Chris actually shoehorned [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in his dog's eulogy.<br /> <br /> ==Current activity==<br /> Not content with an eternity of biscuit bones and "bally-scratches" in doggy heaven, Patti has apparently taken time out of being dead to [[Dreams#The Patti-chan dream|assure her former master]] of her peaceful afterlife in a dream. Also, Chris has averred that her vengeful spirit will seek out [[Alec Benson Leary]] and his cohorts for allegedly besmirching her memory and proceed to, in no particular order, give them nightmares, consume their souls and kill them. Yet, as always, Chris still thinks of himself as a [[Chris and anger|kindhearted]], [[Chris and religion|Christian]] individual.<br /> <br /> Patti's physical remains rest underneath her 10-ton doghouse in the Chandlers' backyard. The notion of exhuming and desecrating her bones has become a popular running joke among trolls, to the point that Chris, in [[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV|a September 2010 YouTube video]], took the time to fiercely deny any rumors that the corpse of his dog was anywhere except where he had buried it.<br /> <br /> Ironically, in a video created about a year after that one, Chris pretended (while dressed as a hooker) to [[It's not that cold|dig up Patti]] and repurpose her as a coat. It seems that not only is Patti an unholy weapon of soul-sucking revenge, but a snuggly, warm coat, too.<br /> <br /> The doghouse [[14 Branchland Court#Tour of the Chandler Yard|still stands]] as of April 2019.<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> <center><br /> <gallery><br /> Image:0050-Patti5.jpg|Patti relaxing.<br /> Image:0051-Patti6.jpg<br /> Image:0052-Patti.JPG|Patti full of [[stress]]<br /> Image:0053-Patti1.jpg|Although Patti lived in a cage outside, it was at least 1,000 times better than the disaster zone called the Chandler house.<br /> Image:0054-Patti2.jpg|Patti will devour your soul!<br /> Image:0055-Patti3.jpg<br /> Image:0056-CWCPatti2.jpg|Even Patti is ashamed by Chris's [[chris and fashion|get-up]]<br /> Image:0719-PattisDoghouse.JPG|Can you dig it?<br /> Image:0720-PattisDoghuseISO.JPG|"That thing had to weigh, like, five, ten tons."<br /> Image:ModNation PattiChan.jpg|Her [[Patti-chan|horrendous furfag alter ego]] as seen in [[ModNation Racers]].<br /> Image:Itj5aFp.jpg|The doghouse in [[April 2015]].<br /> File:Patti-Chancard.jpg|As a [[TSSSF]] card. Yes, that is a fucking crop-top.<br /> File:PattiDoghouseApr2025.jpg | The doghouse in [[April 2025]]<br /> </gallery><br /> </center><br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Chris and death]]<br /> *[[Patti-Chan]]<br /> *[[Clover and Snoopy]]<br /> *[[Pollo]]<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> <references/><br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[https://web.archive.org/web/20160329095145/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Eulogy_for_Patti Patti's eulogy on CWCipedia]<br /> <br /> {{People}}<br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Patti}}<br /> [[Category:Dead]]<br /> [[Category:Pets]]</div>

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<p>OcColt: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Articleofthenow}}<br /> {{Quote|The spirit of Patti will have his soul for dinner tonight! She will be haunting your nightmares, [[Asperchu|Mr. Leary]].|Chris, [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|respecting his deceased pet.]]}}<br /> <br /> {{infobox<br /> | title = Patti&nbsp;Chandler<br /> | image = [[Image:0054-Patti2.jpg|250px|center]]<br /> |header1 = Information<br /> |label1 = Name<br /> |data1 = Patti Chandler<br /> |label3 = Date of Birth<br /> |data3 = [[1988|17 March 1988]] (as reported by Chris)<br /> |label4 = Date of Death<br /> |data4 = [[June 2006|27 June 2006]] (aged {{Age|1988|3|17|2006|6|27}})<br /> |label5 = Gender<br /> |data5 = Female<br /> |label6 = Breed<br /> |data6 = {{w|Beagle}}-{{w|spitz}} mix<br /> |label7 = Owners<br /> |data7 = [[Bob]] (deceased)<br />[[Barbara]]<br />[[Chris]]<br /> |label8 = Sagas<br /> |data8 = {{saga|childhood|cn}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Patti Chandler''' (17 March [[1988]] - 27 [[June 2006]]) was [[Chris]]'s childhood dog, a {{w|Beagle}}-{{w|spitz}} mix who was put down in [[2006]].<ref name="father call">[[Father Call]]</ref> As can be seen in Patti's eulogy below, Chris reports that her birthdate was 17 March 1988. It should be noted though that in an email Chris sent to [[The Wallflower]] on 28 [[February 2010]], he wrote that he learned what Patti's birthdate was after a veterinarian determined it for him.<ref>[[Wallflower E-mails 2]]</ref> It is doubtful that a veterinarian can determine the precise date in which a dog was born, making the birth date Chris reports as dubious. If it's even roughly accurate though, Patti lived a very long life for a dog.<br /> <br /> As Chris tells in Patti's eulogy, he picked her up as a puppy from a litter at the house of his [[Aunt Corrina]]. On September 1993, Chris and Bob moved from Ruckersville to Chesterfield County.<ref>[[Chris's Wikipedia profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> This led to him being separated from Patti for 3 years, as Barbara did not accompany her husband and son, but rather stayed in the Chandlers old home along with the pets. Only in early 1996 did Barbara move to Chesterfield along with Patti and the rest of the family's pets.<ref>[[Mailbag 32#Chris is no stranger to stupid name changes]]</ref><ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref><br /> <br /> Chris brought Patti back to life in [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' 6]] as [[Patti-Chan]] (a character created by [[Megan Schroeder]] to help Chris [[Chris and coping|cope]] with the loss of his beloved pet), where she somehow gained the ability to walk, talk, and apply for [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]] in [[CWCville]]. Patti is allowed no rest, as her soul remains in Chris's fantasy world, alongside [[Clover and Snoopy|an anthropomorphized version of Snoopy]] when that animal died over a decade and a half later. According to [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|a video from January 2010]], Patti now feasts on human souls. While this may seem to be at odds with the canon of the Sonichu comics, it makes perfect sense if you consider the distinct possibility that CWCville ''is'' Hell.<br /> <br /> There is not a single known picture of Patti indoors, suggesting that she was just left in her pen in the backyard all the time. According to Chris, her wood-and-plastic doghouse weighed between "5-10 tons".<ref name="father call"/> While a normal person might say something like that figuratively to represent the emotional weight it would take to move the home of a deceased pet for the last time, Chris seems to [[11042009 51 50|honestly believe that's how much it weighs]].<br /> <br /> When confronted about his [[Chris and remorse|insensitivity]], or when someone tries to point out that he has never experienced any substantial hardships, Chris is quick to point out that he experienced the loss of Patti.<ref name="father call"/> Indeed, Patti seems to be the pet that Chris was closest to, being one of the only living things that he truly loved beyond a sense of obligation, and [[Borb]] more or less alienated the rest of Chris's family from him, so it makes sense that he'd point to Patti's passing as a traumatic experience.<br /> <br /> ==Eulogy for Patti, as written by Chris==<br /> <blockquote><i><br /> <br>Patti Chandler<br /> <br>March 17, [[1980s#1988|1988]] to June 27, [[2006]]<br /> <br /> <br>Eulogy written by Christian Weston Chandler, June 27, 2006<br /> [[Image:091-PattiMemory.jpg|thumb|Patti, you sweet, unlucky dog.]]<br /> <br>My family, [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|furry]] friends, (anyone else present), we are gathered here today to pay our last respects and wishes to our dearly beloved beagle/spitz, Patti, who has departed from our world here on earth to a [[CWCville|doggy heaven where she will be happier]], because she will run free and play with all the other dogs who are already having fun up there. And she will often look down upon her beloved family, me, Christian Chandler, my mother, [[Barbara Chandler]], and my father [[Bob Chandler|Robert Chandler]], and the [[Chandler Cats|cats]] who have grown fond of Patti.<br /> <br /> <br>I will always remember Patti for all the lovely memories she has shared with me from:<br /> <br>-When I picked her out of the litter at my [[Aunt Corrina|Aunt Corina's]] house in Redoak, Virginia.<br /> <br>-The many walks I have shared with her around this neighborhood, as well as the neighborhood in the [[Chris's_homes#Newberry_Towne_Subdivision|Newberry Towne subdivision in Richmond, Virginia]].<br /> <br>-The time I watched my old best friend, [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Hammer]], take Patti by her front paws and danced a bit.<br /> <br>-The times I've watched her stand on her hind legs and then rewarded her with a biscuit bone.<br /> <br>-The time I took my camera to her pen and took this lovely picture of her and me, and I made a big deal how she'll be like a movie dog star.<br /> <br>-The times I've just sat with her in the yard and petted her head. I've always given her a "Bally-Scratch" where I stroke her head with all five fingers like as if I was gently squeezing a rubber ball.<br /> <br>-The many times I've fed her a can of food and a cup full of dry food, and refilled her bucket with fresh water so she can drink it and wash her face.<br /> <br>-There was also the one time I saw her resting on top of her doghouse (not on her back like Snoopy).<br /> <br>-{{w|Border collie|I've often wondered why between both her ears, why one was bent and the other was straight like an arrowhead}}.<br /> <br /> <br>When Patti was brought to the vet on that [[Chris and English|faithful]] day, I was distraught with fright and concern for her health. I stayed with her during her final moments with a hand on her head and a tear in my eye. When my mother was brought the paper that gave the doctor permission to send her on her way, I didn't want her to be the one to sign it. I raised Patti since she was a six-week old pup, and I wanted to take the strain for signing the one-way ticket (it was hard for me, but it was for the best). So I signed that paper, with a crying [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] face saying, "We love you, Patti." After that, I gave her my final pets, hug, hand-to-paw hold, eye-contact, ear-rub, cheek-to-fur rub, and I sadly waved her for the final time, and I said, "Good Bye, Patti, I Love You." As I stood outside, I heard Patti's last barks saying, "I will always love you, Chris. Thank You."<br /> <br /> <br>But we all must move on with our lives with our beloved lucky mutt in our hearts and in our memories. So, Patti, may your old dog house and surrounding flowers forever memorialize your blessed heart, your barks at the stars and strangers, and your loyal love that you have blessed upon me and my family and friends. Bark on, and rest in peace, our beloved lucky Patti.<ref>[[Chris E-mails 2006#September]]</ref></i></blockquote><br /> <br /> Take note that Chris actually shoehorned [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in his dog's eulogy.<br /> <br /> ==Current activity==<br /> Not content with an eternity of biscuit bones and "bally-scratches" in doggy heaven, Patti has apparently taken time out of being dead to [[Dreams#The Patti-chan dream|assure her former master]] of her peaceful afterlife in a dream. Also, Chris has averred that her vengeful spirit will seek out [[Alec Benson Leary]] and his cohorts for allegedly besmirching her memory and proceed to, in no particular order, give them nightmares, consume their souls and kill them. Yet, as always, Chris still thinks of himself as a [[Chris and anger|kindhearted]], [[Chris and religion|Christian]] individual.<br /> <br /> Patti's physical remains rest underneath her 10-ton doghouse in the Chandlers' backyard. The notion of exhuming and desecrating her bones has become a popular running joke among trolls, to the point that Chris, in [[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV|a September 2010 YouTube video]], took the time to fiercely deny any rumors that the corpse of his dog was anywhere except where he had buried it.<br /> <br /> Ironically, in a video created about a year after that one, Chris pretended (while dressed as a hooker) to [[It's not that cold|dig up Patti]] and repurpose her as a coat. It seems that not only is Patti an unholy weapon of soul-sucking revenge, but a snuggly, warm coat, too.<br /> <br /> The doghouse [[14 Branchland Court#Tour of the Chandler Yard|still stands]] as of April 2019.<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> <center><br /> <gallery><br /> Image:0050-Patti5.jpg|Patti relaxing.<br /> Image:0051-Patti6.jpg<br /> Image:0052-Patti.JPG|Patti full of [[stress]]<br /> Image:0053-Patti1.jpg|Although Patti lived in a cage outside, it was at least 1,000 times better than the disaster zone called the Chandler house.<br /> Image:0054-Patti2.jpg|Patti will devour your soul!<br /> Image:0055-Patti3.jpg<br /> Image:0056-CWCPatti2.jpg|Even Patti is ashamed by Chris's [[chris and fashion|get-up]]<br /> Image:0719-PattisDoghouse.JPG|Can you dig it?<br /> Image:0720-PattisDoghuseISO.JPG|"That thing had to weigh, like, five, ten tons."<br /> Image:ModNation PattiChan.jpg|Her [[Patti-chan|horrendous furfag alter ego]] as seen in [[ModNation Racers]].<br /> Image:Itj5aFp.jpg|The doghouse in [[April 2015]].<br /> File:Patti-Chancard.jpg|As a [[TSSSF]] card. Yes, that is a fucking crop-top.<br /> Image: PattiDoghouseApr2025.webp | The doghouse in [[April 2025]]<br /> </gallery><br /> </center><br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Chris and death]]<br /> *[[Patti-Chan]]<br /> *[[Clover and Snoopy]]<br /> *[[Pollo]]<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> <references/><br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[https://web.archive.org/web/20160329095145/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Eulogy_for_Patti Patti's eulogy on CWCipedia]<br /> <br /> {{People}}<br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Patti}}<br /> [[Category:Dead]]<br /> [[Category:Pets]]</div>

OcColt https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:OcColt&diff=338203 User:OcColt 2025-04-26T01:06:27Z

<p>OcColt: </p> <hr /> <div>Hello, I'm OcColt but you can call me '''Colt''' for short. I'm a pixel artist somewhat responsible for some of the icons here on the CWCki, specifically the Megan Saga ones and the TF2 Analysis ones.<br /> <br /> == My introduction to Chris-Chan ==<br /> My introduction to Chris-Chan was pretty much like any other modern Chris onlooker of dismay, the [[Affair With Mother | motherfuckin' incident.]] I was just on my bed, scrolling through [[Twitter]] (no, I'm not calling it X, muskfags), and I saw that Chris-Chan was trending. I looked, and as per Twitter's modus operandi, told me nothing. After being interested in learning more, I discovered the CWCki and I basically got the Chris-Chan Encyclopedia beamed directly into my skull.<br /> <br /> == My exploits on the CWCki itself ==<br /> Nothing much, I sorta just did some of the icons with NetNarcolepsy a couple months ago as of writing and added an image to the Affair with Mother page but that's about it.<br /> === The "Grand Ambox Renovation" Project ===<br /> On April 25, 2025, I thought that the amboxes looked like pure, unadulterated ass. Whether or not that was intentional didn't really matter-- I thought they fucking sucked, so I have decided to pitch in to help fix or change some of the amboxes. Here are some of the amboxes I have since "fixed."<br /> <br /> {{Transgender}}<br /> {{Stub}}<br /> {{Unreliable}}<br /> <br /> <br /> <center>{{JERK}} {{ClassicChris}} {{PS3}} {{Observer}} {{Americunt}} {{Artfag}} </center></div>

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<p>OcColt: </p> <hr /> <div>Hello, I'm OcColt but you can call me '''Colt''' for short. I'm a pixel artist somewhat responsible for some of the icons here on the CWCki, specifically the Megan Saga ones and the TF2 Analysis ones.<br /> <br /> == My introduction to Chris-Chan ==<br /> My introduction to Chris-Chan was pretty much like any other modern Chris onlooker of dismay, the [[Affair With Mother | motherfuckin' incident.]] I was just on my bed, scrolling through [[Twitter]] (no, I'm not calling it X, muskfags), and I saw that Chris-Chan was trending. I looked, and as per Twitter's modus operandi, told me nothing. After being interested in learning more, I discovered the CWCki and I basically got the Chris-Chan Encyclopedia beamed directly into my skull.<br /> <br /> == My exploits on the CWCki itself ==<br /> Nothing much, I sorta just did some of the icons with NetNarcolepsy a couple months ago as of writing and added an image to the Affair with Mother page but that's about it.<br /> === The "Grand Ambox Renovation" Project ===<br /> On April 25, 2025, I thought that the amboxes looked like pure, unadulterated ass. Whether or not that was intentional didn't really matter-- I thought they fucking sucked, so I have decided to pitch in to help fix or change some of the amboxes. Here are some of the amboxes I have since "fixed."<br /> <br /> {{Transgender}}<br /> {{Stub}}<br /> {{Unreliable}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{JERK}} {{ClassicChris}} {{PS3}} {{Observer}} {{Americunt}} {{Artfag}}</div>

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OcColt https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Transgender&diff=338196 Template:Transgender 2025-04-26T00:53:16Z

<p>OcColt: </p> <hr /> <div><center><br /> {| cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" style="background-color:#5BCEFA; border:5px solid pink" width=55%<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Rsz transtemplate.jpg|90px]]<br /> | <span style="font-family:comic sans ms"> <center> '''Gender disclosure:''' This person currently identifies as {{#if:{{{1|}}}|{{{1}}}}} [[transgender]]. Pronoun usage on this page may or may not reflect biological sex and/or gender identity. </center> </span><br /> |}<br /> </center><noinclude>{{usage|1=This template is an article message box. The format for using this template is as follows:<br /><br /> <br /> '''<nowiki>{{</nowiki>{{PAGENAME}}<nowiki>}}</nowiki>''' <br /> <br /> - Displays:{{ {{PAGENAME}} }}<br /> <br /> }}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Article message boxes|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude></div>

OcColt https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Stub&diff=338195 Template:Stub 2025-04-26T00:51:13Z

<p>OcColt: </p> <hr /> <div><div class="boilerplate metadata" id="stub"><br /> {| cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" style="background-color:transparent; border:5px outset #228B22; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" width=55%<br /> |-<br /> | [[Image:Pickle.png | 150px]] <br /> | <span style="font-family:comic sans ms"> <center>'''This article, like Chris's [[pickle]], is a bit small. You can help CWCki by [{{SERVER}}{{localurl:{{NAMESPACE}}:{{PAGENAME}}|action=edit}} expanding it]'''.</span> </center> <br /> |}<br /> [[Category:Articles that are Stubs]]<br /> </div><noinclude>{{usage|1=This template is an article message box meant to appear at the top of very short articles (stubs), which may need to be expanded. The format for using this template is as follows:<br /><br /> <br /> '''<nowiki>{{</nowiki>{{PAGENAME}}<nowiki>}}</nowiki>''' <br /> <br /> - Displays:{{ {{PAGENAME}} }}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Article message boxes|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude><br /> <includeonly><br /> {{#ifeq: {{lc:{{{nocat|false}}}}} | false | {{ Namespace detect | main = [[Category:Stubs]] | other = [[Category:Stubs]] }} }}<br /> </includeonly></div>

OcColt https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Honest&diff=338191 Template:Honest 2025-04-26T00:34:50Z

<p>OcColt: </p> <hr /> <div>{{box <br /> | title = <center> This article is rated M for [[Honest Content]] </center><br /> | image = HonestContent.jpg<br /> | img_width = 60px<br /> | border = #000<br /> | background = #FFF<br /> | text = <center> It may contain content deemed not safe for work. Reader discretion is advised. <center><br /> }}<br /> <includeonly>{{#switch:{{FULLPAGENAME}}<br /> | CWCki:Templates = <br /> | Template:Honest =<br /> | [[Category:Honest Articles]]}}</includeonly><noinclude>{{usage|1=This template is an article message box meant to appear at the top of articles which contain adult content, such [[Nudes|nudity]], [[Chris and sex|sex]], [[Chris and race|racism]] or [[Death Threats|violence]]. The format for using this template is as follows:<br /><br /> <br /> '''<nowiki>{{</nowiki>{{PAGENAME}}<nowiki>}}</nowiki>''' <br /> <br /> - Displays:{{ {{PAGENAME}} }}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Article message boxes|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude></div>

OcColt https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Imposter&diff=338190 Template:Imposter 2025-04-26T00:29:57Z

<p>OcColt: </p> <hr /> <div><center><br /> {| cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" style="background-color:transparent; border:5px solid brown" width=55%<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:CChanSonichuCWC.jpg|100px]]<br /> | It has been found that the subject of this article has been a frequent subject of impersonation from trolls/weens. Bear this in mind, and be cautious of any accounts claiming to be them.''<br /> |}<br /> </center><noinclude>{{usage|1=This template is an article message box used to indicate that the subject of a page has been used as a troll persona on many occasions. The format for using this template is as follows:<br /><br /> <br /> '''<nowiki>{{</nowiki>{{PAGENAME}}<nowiki>}}</nowiki>''' <br /> <br /> - Displays:{{ {{PAGENAME}} }}<br /> <br /> }}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Article message boxes|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude></div>

OcColt https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Unreliable&diff=338189 Template:Unreliable 2025-04-26T00:29:30Z

<p>OcColt: </p> <hr /> <div><center><br /> {| cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" width="55%" style="background-color:transparent;border:5px solid {{#switch: {{{type|}}}<br /> |cred=green<br /> |source=purple<br /> |misinfo=orange<br /> |context=blue<br /> |sock=red}}"<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Jason Kendrick Howell.jpg|50px]]<br /> | <div style = "font-size:150%">'''<br /> <br /> <br /> {{#switch: {{{type|}}}<br /> |cred=Note on Credibility<br /> |source = Note on Sources<br /> |misinfo=Note on Misinformation<br /> |context=Note on Context<br /> |sock=Note on Sockpuppets<br /> |Error}}:'''</div> <br /> <br /> ----<br /> <br /> {{#switch: {{{type|}}}<br /> |misinfo=This {{#ifeq: {{{article|}}}|false|section|article}} previously included information that was primarily speculative or incorrect. This {{#ifeq:{{{status|}}}|fixed|has been|is being}} fixed. For more information see [[CWCki:Gossip#{{PAGENAME}}|here]].<br /> |source = One or multiple sources listed in this article may not be reliable. Please help by looking for better, more reliable sources.<br /> |cred='''{{#if: {{{subject|}}}|{{{subject}}}|{{PAGENAME}}}}''' has been deemed to be an unreliable narrator{{#if:{{{1|}}}|&nbsp;for the following reason}}{{#if:{{{2|}}}|s}}{{#if:{{{1|}}}|<nowiki>:</nowiki>|.}}{{#if:{{{1|}}}|<br>• '''{{{1}}}'''{{#if:{{{2|}}}|<br>• '''{{{2}}}'''{{#if:{{{3|}}}|<br>• '''{{{3}}}'''{{#if:{{{4|}}}|<br>• '''{{{4}}}'''{{#if:{{{5|}}}|<br>• '''{{{5}}}'''{{#if:{{{6|}}}|<br>• '''{{{6}}}'''{{#if:{{{7|}}}|<br>• '''{{{7}}}'''}}}}}}}}}}}}}}{{#if:{{{8| }}}|<br> <span style="color:red">(too many parameters in &#123;&#123;[[Template:unreliable|unreliable]]&#125;&#125;)</span>}} <br> Bear this in mind, and use healthy skepticism when taking statements from the subject being discussed.<br /> |context=This {{#ifeq: {{{article|}}}|false|section|article}} is missing context, and therefore cannot be evaluated in full.<br /> |sock='''{{PAGENAME}}''' has been known to use sockpuppet accounts. Since it is difficult to discern their sock accounts, it is best to avoid speculating an account belongs to {{PAGENAME}} unless fully verified.<br /> |Type not specified in &#123;&#123;Unreliable&#125;&#125;. Click [[Template:unreliable|here]] for help.}}<br /> |}<br /> </center><br /> <br /> </center><noinclude>{{usage|1=This template is an article message box used to indicate that the subject discussed in an article is an unreliable source. <br /> The format for using this template is as follows:<br /><br /> <br /> <nowiki>{{Unreliable|type=cred}}</nowiki><br /> <br /> -Displays: {{Unreliable|type=cred}}<br /> <br /> Up to seven reasons can be included to bring their reliablity into question.<br /> <br /> <nowiki>{{Unreliable|type=cred|Subject is a picaro|Subject is a madman|Subject is a clown|Subject is a naif|Subject is a liar}}</nowiki><br /> <br /> -Displays: {{Unreliable|type=cred|Subject is a picaro|Subject is a madman|Subject is a clown|Subject is a naif|Subject is a liar|Subject is an outsider|Subject is a ghost}}<br /> <br /> The template can also be used to indicate how a page previously had significant amounts of unreliable information, and to then be subsequently be fixed soon after.<br /> <br /> The format for using this is as follows:<br /><br /> <br /> <nowiki>{{Unreliable|type=misinfo}}</nowiki><br /> <br /> -Displays: {{Unreliable|type=misinfo}}<br /> <br /> This template may also be used to indicate how the sources being discussed are missing context, and should therefore not be taken completely at face value.<br /> <br /> The format for using this is as follows:<br /><br /> <br /> <nowiki>{{Unreliable|type=context|article=false|status=fixed}}</nowiki><br /> <br /> -Displays: {{Unreliable|type=context|article=false|status=fixed}}<br /> <br /> This template may also be used to indicate how the subject of an article has a history of using sockpuppet accounts or multiple personas.<br /> <br /> The format for using this is as follows:<br /><br /> <br /> <nowiki>{{Unreliable|type=sock}}</nowiki><br /> <br /> -Displays: {{Unreliable|type=sock}}<br /> <br /> This template can also be used to call the veracity of sources being used in an article into question.<br /> <br /> The format for using this is as follows:<br /><br /> <br /> <nowiki>{{Unreliable|type=source}}</nowiki><br /> <br /> -Displays: {{Unreliable|type=source}}<br /> <br /> }}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Article message boxes|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude></div>

OcColt https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Transgender&diff=338188 Template:Transgender 2025-04-26T00:28:02Z

<p>OcColt: </p> <hr /> <div><center><br /> {| cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" style="background-color:#5BCEFA; border:5px solid pink" width=55%<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Rsz transtemplate.jpg|90px]]<br /> | <center> '''Gender disclosure:''' This person currently identifies as {{#if:{{{1|}}}|{{{1}}}}} [[transgender]]. Pronoun usage on this page may or may not reflect biological sex and/or gender identity. </center><br /> |}<br /> </center><noinclude>{{usage|1=This template is an article message box. The format for using this template is as follows:<br /><br /> <br /> '''<nowiki>{{</nowiki>{{PAGENAME}}<nowiki>}}</nowiki>''' <br /> <br /> - Displays:{{ {{PAGENAME}} }}<br /> <br /> }}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Article message boxes|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude></div>

OcColt https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Imposter&diff=338187 Template:Imposter 2025-04-26T00:27:00Z

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OcColt https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Transgender&diff=338186 Template:Transgender 2025-04-26T00:26:25Z

<p>OcColt: </p> <hr /> <div><center><br /> {| cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" style="background-color:#5BCEFA; border:5px solid pink" width:50%<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Rsz transtemplate.jpg|90px]]<br /> | <center> '''Gender disclosure:''' This person currently identifies as {{#if:{{{1|}}}|{{{1}}}}} [[transgender]]. Pronoun usage on this page may or may not reflect biological sex and/or gender identity. </center><br /> |}<br /> </center><noinclude>{{usage|1=This template is an article message box. The format for using this template is as follows:<br /><br /> <br /> '''<nowiki>{{</nowiki>{{PAGENAME}}<nowiki>}}</nowiki>''' <br /> <br /> - Displays:{{ {{PAGENAME}} }}<br /> <br /> }}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Article message boxes|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude></div>

OcColt https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:OcColt&diff=338185 User:OcColt 2025-04-26T00:23:43Z

<p>OcColt: </p> <hr /> <div>Hello, I'm OcColt but you can call me '''Colt''' for short. I'm a pixel artist somewhat responsible for some of the icons here on the CWCki, specifically the Megan Saga ones and the TF2 Analysis ones.<br /> <br /> == My introduction to Chris-Chan ==<br /> My introduction to Chris-Chan was pretty much like any other modern Chris onlooker of dismay, the [[Affair With Mother | motherfuckin' incident.]] I was just on my bed, scrolling through [[Twitter]] (no, I'm not calling it X, muskfags), and I saw that Chris-Chan was trending. I looked, and as per Twitter's modus operandi, told me nothing. After being interested in learning more, I discovered the CWCki and I basically got the Chris-Chan Encyclopedia beamed directly into my skull.<br /> <br /> == My exploits on the CWCki itself ==<br /> Nothing much, I sorta just did some of the icons with NetNarcolepsy a couple months ago as of writing and added an image to the Affair with Mother page but that's about it.<br /> === The "Grand Ambox Renovation" Project ===<br /> On April 25, 2025, I thought that the amboxes looked like pure, unadulterated ass. Whether or not that was intentional didn't really matter-- I thought they fucking sucked, so I have decided to pitch in to help fix or change some of the amboxes. Here are some of the amboxes I have since "fixed."<br /> <br /> {{Transgender}}<br /> {{Stub}}<br /> <br /> {{JERK}} {{ClassicChris}} {{PS3}} {{Observer}} {{Americunt}} {{Artfag}}</div>

OcColt https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Unreliable&diff=338184 Template:Unreliable 2025-04-26T00:20:39Z

<p>OcColt: </p> <hr /> <div><center><br /> {| cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" width="50%" style="background-color:transparent;border:3px solid {{#switch: {{{type|}}}<br /> |cred=green<br /> |source=purple<br /> |misinfo=orange<br /> |context=blue<br /> |sock=red}}"<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Jason Kendrick Howell.jpg|50px]]<br /> | <div style = "font-size:150%">'''<br /> <br /> <br /> {{#switch: {{{type|}}}<br /> |cred=Note on Credibility<br /> |source = Note on Sources<br /> |misinfo=Note on Misinformation<br /> |context=Note on Context<br /> |sock=Note on Sockpuppets<br /> |Error}}:'''</div> <br /> <br /> ----<br /> <br /> {{#switch: {{{type|}}}<br /> |misinfo=This {{#ifeq: {{{article|}}}|false|section|article}} previously included information that was primarily speculative or incorrect. This {{#ifeq:{{{status|}}}|fixed|has been|is being}} fixed. For more information see [[CWCki:Gossip#{{PAGENAME}}|here]].<br /> |source = One or multiple sources listed in this article may not be reliable. Please help by looking for better, more reliable sources.<br /> |cred='''{{#if: {{{subject|}}}|{{{subject}}}|{{PAGENAME}}}}''' has been deemed to be an unreliable narrator{{#if:{{{1|}}}|&nbsp;for the following reason}}{{#if:{{{2|}}}|s}}{{#if:{{{1|}}}|<nowiki>:</nowiki>|.}}{{#if:{{{1|}}}|<br>• '''{{{1}}}'''{{#if:{{{2|}}}|<br>• '''{{{2}}}'''{{#if:{{{3|}}}|<br>• '''{{{3}}}'''{{#if:{{{4|}}}|<br>• '''{{{4}}}'''{{#if:{{{5|}}}|<br>• '''{{{5}}}'''{{#if:{{{6|}}}|<br>• '''{{{6}}}'''{{#if:{{{7|}}}|<br>• '''{{{7}}}'''}}}}}}}}}}}}}}{{#if:{{{8| }}}|<br> <span style="color:red">(too many parameters in &#123;&#123;[[Template:unreliable|unreliable]]&#125;&#125;)</span>}} <br> Bear this in mind, and use healthy skepticism when taking statements from the subject being discussed.<br /> |context=This {{#ifeq: {{{article|}}}|false|section|article}} is missing context, and therefore cannot be evaluated in full.<br /> |sock='''{{PAGENAME}}''' has been known to use sockpuppet accounts. Since it is difficult to discern their sock accounts, it is best to avoid speculating an account belongs to {{PAGENAME}} unless fully verified.<br /> |Type not specified in &#123;&#123;Unreliable&#125;&#125;. Click [[Template:unreliable|here]] for help.}}<br /> |}<br /> </center><br /> <br /> </center><noinclude>{{usage|1=This template is an article message box used to indicate that the subject discussed in an article is an unreliable source. <br /> The format for using this template is as follows:<br /><br /> <br /> <nowiki>{{Unreliable|type=cred}}</nowiki><br /> <br /> -Displays: {{Unreliable|type=cred}}<br /> <br /> Up to seven reasons can be included to bring their reliablity into question.<br /> <br /> <nowiki>{{Unreliable|type=cred|Subject is a picaro|Subject is a madman|Subject is a clown|Subject is a naif|Subject is a liar}}</nowiki><br /> <br /> -Displays: {{Unreliable|type=cred|Subject is a picaro|Subject is a madman|Subject is a clown|Subject is a naif|Subject is a liar|Subject is an outsider|Subject is a ghost}}<br /> <br /> The template can also be used to indicate how a page previously had significant amounts of unreliable information, and to then be subsequently be fixed soon after.<br /> <br /> The format for using this is as follows:<br /><br /> <br /> <nowiki>{{Unreliable|type=misinfo}}</nowiki><br /> <br /> -Displays: {{Unreliable|type=misinfo}}<br /> <br /> This template may also be used to indicate how the sources being discussed are missing context, and should therefore not be taken completely at face value.<br /> <br /> The format for using this is as follows:<br /><br /> <br /> <nowiki>{{Unreliable|type=context|article=false|status=fixed}}</nowiki><br /> <br /> -Displays: {{Unreliable|type=context|article=false|status=fixed}}<br /> <br /> This template may also be used to indicate how the subject of an article has a history of using sockpuppet accounts or multiple personas.<br /> <br /> The format for using this is as follows:<br /><br /> <br /> <nowiki>{{Unreliable|type=sock}}</nowiki><br /> <br /> -Displays: {{Unreliable|type=sock}}<br /> <br /> This template can also be used to call the veracity of sources being used in an article into question.<br /> <br /> The format for using this is as follows:<br /><br /> <br /> <nowiki>{{Unreliable|type=source}}</nowiki><br /> <br /> -Displays: {{Unreliable|type=source}}<br /> <br /> }}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Article message boxes|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude></div>

OcColt https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Transgender&diff=338183 Template:Transgender 2025-04-26T00:19:44Z

<p>OcColt: </p> <hr /> <div><center><br /> {| cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" style="background-color:#5BCEFA; border:5px solid pink" width:50%<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Rsz transtemplate.jpg|100px]]<br /> | <center> '''Gender disclosure:''' This person currently identifies as {{#if:{{{1|}}}|{{{1}}}}} [[transgender]]. Pronoun usage on this page may or may not reflect biological sex and/or gender identity. </center><br /> |}<br /> </center><noinclude>{{usage|1=This template is an article message box. The format for using this template is as follows:<br /><br /> <br /> '''<nowiki>{{</nowiki>{{PAGENAME}}<nowiki>}}</nowiki>''' <br /> <br /> - Displays:{{ {{PAGENAME}} }}<br /> <br /> }}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Article message boxes|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude></div>

OcColt https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Stub&diff=338179 Template:Stub 2025-04-26T00:05:43Z

<p>OcColt: </p> <hr /> <div><div class="boilerplate metadata" id="stub"><br /> {| cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" style="background-color:transparent; border:5px outset #228B22; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" width=55%<br /> |-<br /> | [[Image:Pickle.png | 150px]] <br /> | <span style="color:#56ad3b"> <center>'''This article, like Chris's [[pickle]], is a bit small. You can help CWCki by [{{SERVER}}{{localurl:{{NAMESPACE}}:{{PAGENAME}}|action=edit}} expanding it]'''.</span> </center> <br /> |}<br /> [[Category:Articles that are Stubs]]<br /> </div><noinclude>{{usage|1=This template is an article message box meant to appear at the top of very short articles (stubs), which may need to be expanded. The format for using this template is as follows:<br /><br /> <br /> '''<nowiki>{{</nowiki>{{PAGENAME}}<nowiki>}}</nowiki>''' <br /> <br /> - Displays:{{ {{PAGENAME}} }}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Article message boxes|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude><br /> <includeonly><br /> {{#ifeq: {{lc:{{{nocat|false}}}}} | false | {{ Namespace detect | main = [[Category:Stubs]] | other = [[Category:Stubs]] }} }}<br /> </includeonly></div>

OcColt https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Stub&diff=338174 Template:Stub 2025-04-25T21:40:11Z

<p>OcColt: </p> <hr /> <div><div class="boilerplate metadata" id="stub"><br /> {| cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" style="background-color:transparent; border:5px outset #228B22; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"<br /> |-<br /> | [[Image:Pickle.png]]<br /> | ''&nbsp;This article, like Chris's [[pickle]], is a bit small. You can help CWCki by [{{SERVER}}{{localurl:{{NAMESPACE}}:{{PAGENAME}}|action=edit}} expanding it]''.<br /> |}<br /> [[Category:Articles that are Stubs]]<br /> </div><noinclude>{{usage|1=This template is an article message box meant to appear at the top of very short articles (stubs), which may need to be expanded. The format for using this template is as follows:<br /><br /> <br /> '''<nowiki>{{</nowiki>{{PAGENAME}}<nowiki>}}</nowiki>''' <br /> <br /> - Displays:{{ {{PAGENAME}} }}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Article message boxes|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude><br /> <includeonly><br /> {{#ifeq: {{lc:{{{nocat|false}}}}} | false | {{ Namespace detect | main = [[Category:Stubs]] | other = [[Category:Stubs]] }} }}<br /> </includeonly></div>

OcColt https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:OcColt&diff=338007 User:OcColt 2025-04-24T03:34:12Z

<p>OcColt: </p> <hr /> <div>Hello, I'm OcColt but you can call me '''Colt''' for short. I'm a pixel artist somewhat responsible for some of the icons here on the CWCki, specifically the Megan Saga ones and the TF2 Analysis ones.<br /> <br /> == My introduction to Chris-Chan ==<br /> My introduction to Chris-Chan was pretty much like any other modern Chris onlooker of dismay, the [[Affair With Mother | motherfuckin' incident.]] I was just on my bed, scrolling through [[Twitter]] (no, I'm not calling it X, muskfags), and I saw that Chris-Chan was trending. I looked, and as per Twitter's modus operandi, told me nothing. After being interested in learning more, I discovered the CWCki and I basically got the Chris-Chan Encyclopedia beamed directly into my skull.<br /> <br /> == My exploits on the CWCki itself ==<br /> Nothing much, I sorta just did some of the icons with NetNarcolepsy a couple months ago as of writing and added an image to the Affair with Mother page but that's about it.<br /> <br /> <br /> {{JERK}} {{ClassicChris}} {{PS3}} {{Observer}} {{Americunt}} {{Artfag}}</div>

OcColt https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:OcColt&diff=317765 User:OcColt 2023-12-18T15:43:50Z

<p>OcColt: </p> <hr /> <div>Hello, welcome to the userpage of everyone's kinda not least favorite but no one's favorite theoretical Christorian, OcColt. I have spent several years (2021 - Present) reading from the CWCki in order to gain knowledge on EVERYTHING there is to know about this online legend. The mythos and legendary tales about her have entranced me in a way I have never thought of. My favorite person of Christory is Bob Chandler. Dude was pretty cool, Rest in Peace man.<br /> <br /> {{JERK}} {{ClassicChris}} {{PS3}} {{Observer}} {{Americunt}} {{Artfag}}</div>

OcColt https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:OcColt&diff=317763 User:OcColt 2023-12-18T15:40:45Z

<p>OcColt: </p> <hr /> <div>Hello, welcome to the userpage of everyone's kinda not least favorite but no one's favorite theoretical Christorian, OcColt. I have spent several years (2021 - Present) reading from the CWCki in order to gain knowledge on EVERYTHING there is to know about this online legend. The mythos and legendary tales about her have entranced me in a way I have never thought of. The reason why, I have found, was that Chris and I were similar, yet so far apart. I'm not sure how to say it without sounding like a freak, but I somehow saw myself in Christian and started to freak out, and have attempted to change in order to not have my house doxxed because of a FUCKING DOORKNOB.<br /> <br /> {{JERK}} {{ClassicChris}} {{PS3}} {{Observer}} {{Americunt}} {{Artfag}}</div>

OcColt https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:OcColt&diff=317762 User:OcColt 2023-12-18T15:40:22Z

<p>OcColt: Added more info.</p> <hr /> <div>Hello, welcome to the talkpage of everyone's kinda not least favorite but no one's favorite theoretical Christorian, OcColt. I have spent several years (2021 - Present) reading from the CWCki in order to gain knowledge on EVERYTHING there is to know about this online legend. The mythos and legendary tales about her have entranced me in a way I have never thought of. The reason why, I have found, was that Chris and I were similar, yet so far apart. I'm not sure how to say it without sounding like a freak, but I somehow saw myself in Christian and started to freak out, and have attempted to change in order to not have my house doxxed because of a FUCKING DOORKNOB.<br /> <br /> {{JERK}} {{ClassicChris}} {{PS3}} {{Observer}} {{Americunt}} {{Artfag}}</div>

OcColt https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=The_Return_of_Jesus_Christ_Chan_Sonichu_Prime&diff=315226 The Return of Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime 2023-10-26T23:36:28Z

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OcColt https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_music&diff=314951 Chris and music 2023-10-24T02:30:50Z

<p>OcColt: /* YouTube background music */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Honest}}<br /> [[File:0776-CWCGuitar.JPG|thumb|[[Chris's Big Night Out|Sonichu's still rockin' in my head!]]]]<br /> <br /> [[Chris]] is a big fan of '''music'''; he listens to tracks from many genres and decades, though mostly pop and rock from the 1980s through the 2010s. At first glance, his eclectic taste in music is [[#Musical tastes|not too unconventional]]. It's the ways he's presented his taste over the years that are pretty unconventional – most people understand that a [[Gitar of Fail|''Guitar Hero'' controller]] is not a real instrument, but Chris isn't most people.<br /> <br /> Chris is also infamous for overestimating his singing ability and music recording methods, despite having trouble remembering the [[Rebel Girl|lyrics]], [[Lovin' You|melodies]], the [[#Chris and tone-deafness|pitch]], and even [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|the instruments used]] in his favorite songs. Nevertheless, Chris has dabbled in music production, with [[Template:Music Videos|over sixty]] covers, [[parody|parodies]], and "original" songs. He loves music so much, he is turned on by the very concept of it.<br /> <br /> ==Musical tastes==<br /> Chris has often remarked that he likes "all popular music". While it's possible that he's just giving that answer to appear cool and easygoing, he really does seem to try to listen to whatever popular opinion tells him is good. Almost every song on either of his [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|3]] [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|horrible]] [[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD|albums]] was a top 40 hit in America or another country, or otherwise either a deep cut on a successful album, a B-side on a successful single or EP, or songs featured on the soundtracks to either hit movies such as ''[[Pokémon]]: The First Movie'', or video games such as ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' and ''[[Rock Band]]''.<br /> [[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|[[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|This]] is obviously [[Hanky-panky|what music is all about]].]]<br /> <br /> It is worth noting that parts of Chris's taste in music are fairly standard, as his favored genres of rock and pop are mainstream. Chris's interest in multiple genres spanning decades is shared by most people who like music. It's also common for people to develop an interest in songs from media including video games, movies, television, as well as what their parents listen to. [[Bob]]'s expansive collection of thousands of records from around the world could have influenced Chris in some way, even if it was simply inspiring a love for music in Chris.<br /> <br /> Chris has stated his favorite radio station is {{w|WQMZ|Z95.1 WQMZ}} from [[Charlottesville]], which plays nothing but inoffensive popular songs (specifically from the 1980s to today) that you're likely to hear in the dentist's office. The station bills its offerings as "today's hits and yesterday's favorites, music for [[Tomgirl|women]]".<ref>[http://www.z95.net Z95.1 homepage]</ref> Chris listens to the [[John Tesh]] radio show on this station, and once won a set of tickets to a [[Greene County Conspiracy|sporting event]] through a call-in [[Chris and contests|contest]]. He has left his radio on before during his videos as well as a few of his [[Mumble]] chats, for the whole conversation. This meant that he both enjoyed the background music and was totally inconsiderate to the other people in the chat.<br /> <br /> The only specific artist Chris seems to truly idolize is [[Britney Spears]]. There is virtually no doubt that this is more because of her beauty than her music, or for [[Britney Spears#Britney and Chris's past|memories]] of [[Manchester High School|happier times]]. On his date with [[Emily]], he claimed to like Louis Armstrong in an effort to look like a [[Bob Chandler|sophisticated jazz listener]].<br /> <br /> If his past downloads on Rhapsody (seen below) is any indication, almost everything Chris listens to has been in a ''Guitar Hero'', ''Rock Band'', or ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]]'' game. This adds yet more [[Obesity|weight]] to the theory that Chris is spoon-fed pop culture from [[PS3|video games]] and ''[[Family Guy]]''.<br /> <br /> Also, keeping with the theme of liking things that most kids are [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|unaware]] [[Ghostbusters|of]] or [[Red Skelton|would]] [[I Love Lucy|not]] [[Gilligan's Island|enjoy]], Chris has twice referenced {{w|Billy Joel}}'s upbeat 1985 track "{{w|You're Only Human (Second Wind)}}", a dated but memorable reggae-pop song written specifically to stop teenagers from [[Ryan Cash|killing themselves]]. To date, Chris has referenced the song in a [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|YouTube video]] where he says that [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|relieving yourself]] from [[stress]] isn't a big deal, and again when [[Mailbag 6|asked]] by a fan whether he'd ever had thoughts of suicide. Chris replied, with utterly no elaboration at all, that he had "a lot to live for" and told said fan to go listen to the song.<br /> <br /> Chris has also expressed a fondness for {{w|Insane Clown Posse}}, releasing [[Hello, Juffalo|two]] [[JuggaloShoutOut|videos]] in which he paints his face and talks about being a {{w|Juggalo}}. Since fans of ICP tend to be stereotyped as [[slow-in-the-minds|idiotic]], [[Chris and health|out-of-shape]], [[Ruckersville|white-trash]] jerkasses who believe themselves to be outcasts of society, it is easy to understand why becoming a Juggalo would appeal to Chris.<br /> <br /> {{quote| I like [[JERKS|men]] as I like Heavy Metal "Music"; I Do Not Like Heavy Metal Music; hardly a real beat or tune, and the lyrics are incoherent.|Chris' incoherent words about the incoherency of heavy metal.}}<br /> <br /> In a Patreon post made on 4 August 2017, Chris reveals that he has a distaste for heavy metal music. To him, all hard rock music [[chris and hypocrisy|has little to no real beats or music, and he finds the lyrics hard to follow.]]<ref>https://www.patreon.com/posts/delay-in-this-13668547</ref><br /> <br /> ==YouTube background music==<br /> Towards the fall of 2009, Chris began to include popular songs as background music in a number of his [[YouTube]] videos. Some videos, such as [[SHE IS MINE NOW]], featured {{w|Aerosmith}} in the background, possibly in a sad attempt to appear intimidating and hardcore. For [[30 Push-Ups|videos]] showing off his [[I AM STRONG|athletic prowess]], Chris favored "{{w|Eye of the Tiger}}" by Survivor. In light of Chris's virulent hatred of [[homos]], this is a somewhat ironic choice, given the extraordinarily homoerotic overtones of both the training sequences in ''Rocky III'' and Survivor's own music video for the song. For [[For Kacey from CWC|videos]] intended to express his heartfelt love for [[Kacey]], Chris employed REO Speedwagon's power ballad "{{w|Can't Fight This Feeling}}". The [[100 2189|third time]] he announced his [[Internet#Attempts to leave the Internet|leaving from the internet]], he chose, of all songs, Colbie Caillat's "{{w|Fallin' for You (Colbie Caillat song)|Fallin' for You}}" as background music--although this most likely was just him leaving the radio on in the background. He looped Katy Perry's 2010 single {{w|California Gurls|California Gurls}} in his [[Kaka Makeup Basics|official makeup tutorial]].<br /> <br /> In his [[I Love You, Catherine|videos]] [[To Mr. Smith|made in]] [[Brushfire Video|2014]], Chris took to playing sappy 1950s orchestral music in the background. This appears to be an attempt to garner sympathy given his recent difficulties in life, or it could just be yet another acquired taste from his parents.<br /> <br /> Many videos filmed in 2016 and 2017 featured default background music from the PS4 game The Playroom. The common theme is a slow looping electronic piece with beeping square-wave synths and mellow synth pads. YouTube commentators have branded this tune the "[[Financhu Crisis]] Theme". It even made an appearance in [[Q&A NO MORE]], where the soft feel is juxtaposed with Chris's trademark [[rage]].<br /> <br /> Upon Chris's return to the internet in [[October 2023]], he began to use music in the background of his most recent videos again. This follows in an assortment of [[Chris and cameras| cinematographical]] improvements to his video making skills. Mainly in [[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned]] and the [[Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play]] videos.<br /> <br /> ==Musical talent==<br /> ===Songwriting===<br /> [[Image:FeelOurLoveAtPlay.jpg|thumb|left|A glimpse at Chris's songwriting process.]]<br /> Most of Chris's songwriting output has been him singing his original lyrics over copyrighted songs. He doesn't consider his songs to be [[parodies]], but rather serious compositions that [[Things Chris has ripped off|happen to share]] tunes with popular songs. Writing a good parody also requires a good grasp on lyricism, which Chris doesn't really seem to have. If anything, Chris's music is {{w|Plunderphonics|plunderphonics}}, a controversial genre built around sampling and altering existing recordings.<br /> <br /> Chris's lyrics tend to be autobiographical. His [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|2003 album]] showed insight into Chris's [[Virgin with rage|loneliness]] and [[Psychology|thought processes]]. He also included several Sonichu anthems on the album, and he attempted [[Spanish]] music with "[[La Cocina en La Casa de Casanova]]", not knowing that Casanova was Italian. The album was fairly eclectic in lyrical topics and musical feel, though most of the tunes were either pop songs taken from the late 1990s or were songs used in [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] media. Chris's [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|second album]] took songs from even more genres, and included a lot of 1970s and 1980s music. However, his lyrical focus got narrower, and he wrote nearly all the songs about [[Ivy]]. His [[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD|third and most recent attempt an an album]] follows a similar pattern to his second, taking songs from the 1980s and 1990s of various genres including pop rock, country, punk, and Hi-NRG. Notably, Chris does not make any major changes to the lyrical content of these songs, only changing words that could imply he was gay.<br /> <br /> Chris's lyrics don't always fit the mood or context of the song. A good songwriter uses lyrics that reflect the music and paint an emotional picture. If they do use lyrical dissonance, it's intentional or for ironic effect. Chris, however, seems to not care either way. Consider his second-biggest hit, "[[A-U-T-I-S-M]]". The original song, "Larger than Life", has an upbeat vibe. Chris, however, rewrote the song with [[ego|self-pitying]] downer lyrics about being a lonely outcast with few friends, all while the exuberant backing track plays. The closest thing the song has to a positive twist is him bragging about his supposed intelligence. <br /> <br /> Chris also doesn't appear to grasp the concept of a hook. The hook is usually the part of the song that people remember the most; it's generally short, catchy, and heavy, almost like an advertising jingle for the song itself. Chris doesn't seem to understand this. The hook of "[[So Need a Cute Girl]]" is "I have a boyfriend!". Those who don't pay much attention to lyrics will hear that part stand out the most, making it sound like Chris is singing about [[homos|him having a boyfriend.]] <br /> <br /> Chris's rhymes are elementary and sometimes forced. In "[[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]", he rhymes "eighteen to twenty-two" with "boyfriend free too" before plugging Match.com. In "[[Saddest Heart in the World]]", he says "Heart-broken, sad and very lonely,/I may never remove my virginity." In addition to rhyming "lonely" with "virginity," he opts to say "remove" when "lose" would have worked much better and sounded less robotic.<br /> <br /> Chris's attempts at figurative language fall flat. In [[Yellow Is a Mellow Color]], he pens the truism "Traveling without a map/Is like traveling with no map." In A-U-T-I-S-M, he sings "I'm lookin' at you all, and I see a rainbow, come on!" It's not clear what he means by this: Rainbows are usually used as a symbol of [[homos|homosexuality]], but he could be using it as a workaround metaphor for the [[autism]] spectrum. There are very few metaphors in Chris's music that aren't either nonsense or clichés, and much of it is quite rigid and literal. <br /> <br /> "[[Feel Our Love At Play]]" is a case study for all of the above. In this song, Chris transforms a classic 1980s love song into an overly literal monstrosity (in both senses of the word literal). Chris replaces the iconic hook, "Take My Breath Away," with a hook that would probably work better as a verse. "Feel Our Love At Play" is just too literal. Chris also takes out any verse he interprets as negative, replacing them with verses that would have never sent Berlin's original to the top of the charts. He replaces "Waiting, still anticipating love" with "Feeling our mutual feels," which sounds especially out of place with the 80s vibes. He wasn't even trying to parody Berlin or change the meaning significantly – all he did was change enough words to call it his own. In other words, he should have just made Ivy a mixtape. <br /> <br /> Chris has written a few truly original songs, but the results are riddled with a healthy dose of [[random-access humor]]. His best example, [[I Got A Fish]], stands out with its catchy-but-meaningless symbolism. His more recent song, [[It's snowing]], shifts its tone from soft to aggressive as he sings "Snowing, snowing, snowing is falling and we're inside at home, with eggs, for breakfast TO MAKE OMELETS WITH!" His original melodies are quite sing-songy and straddle the boundaries between singing and talking. Which brings us to...<br /> <br /> ===Singing===<br /> {{Quote|...and when singing I can have a Frank Sinatra or Bing Crosby flavor.|Chris, [[Sonichu_Girls#Introduction_.2830_December_2008.29|being sadly mistaken]].}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:CWCGUITARHERO.jpg|thumb|right|"''You've seen life through distorted eyes,<br /> <br>You know you had to learn,<br /> <br>The execution of your mind,<br /> <br>You really had to turn''"]]<br /> <br /> It is impossible to overstate how much of a terrible singer Chris is. It is similarly impossible to overstate [[Chris and reality|how deluded Chris is]] about his ability to sing. He's so deluded, in fact, when trying to confront Liquid via artistic competition, he lost [[SingStar Challenge|a challenge that he nominated himself]].<br /> <br /> Despite claiming to have a "deep bass voice"<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails#Chris_got_his_degree_for_Cwcville]]</ref>, Chris's voice is unusually high-pitched, and often louder than appropriate. He also tends to speak in an [[Autism|odd, emotionless monotone]]. These issues with his voice become even more obvious when he tries to sing. In both his [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] albums, as well as the only album from [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]], he doesn't actually "sing" so much as desperately yell over the track in an attempt to drown out the actual words of the song (as he never bothers to look up karaoke/instrumental-only versions of anything he sings). This is painfully obvious when he attempts to sing "[[Sonichu Zip]]", a song that uses the Japanese theme song to the anime ''Sonic X'', "Sonic Drive". The fast tempo and lyrics of "Sonic Drive" result in Chris rapidly dissolving into screaming gibberish. When he does try to actually vary his voice away from the standard monotone, it becomes very obvious that Chris is almost completely tone-deaf; his [[Speech impediment|voice]] fluctuates in pitch with little to no regard to the background music, or even the original artist he's shouting over. Occasionally he's [[SingStar Challenge Round 2|barely managed]] [[I Got A Fish|to carry a tune]], though. If Chris could sing at all, his voice type would be at best a {{w|Tenor#Tenor buffo or Spieltenor|spieltenor}} (used for [[Random-access humor|comical]] roles) pushing towards {{w|countertenor}}, a pitch range octaves above the bass range he claims to have, and a tessitura (note range) too high for many ''[[Gal-Pals|women]]''. <br /> <br /> Chris also has a lot of trouble with tempo and entries. While the songs he's written usually manage to match the originals in terms of lyrical rhythms, Chris often pushes ahead or pulls back from the tempo of the song. This is sometimes done deliberately by singers and is called ''rubato'', but in Chris's case it is generally the result of messing up lyrics or having too many or few words for the rhythm ([[Chris and Writing|usually the former]]), and Chris's tenuous sense of pulse means that once he gets thrown offbeat he struggles (usually in vain) to recover. This could probably be avoided if he took the time to practice or revise, but since this entails work it is flatly out of the question. Also owing to this nonexistent practice ethic is Chris being completely terrible at remembering the actual words to the song he's singing. The only part he tends to know is the chorus of the song, likely because the repetition makes it the only part of the song he pays attention to. Between choruses, however, he often forgets the words and improvises lyrics, which invariably consist of mumbled incoherent nonsense.<br /> <br /> ====''A cappella''====<br /> ''A cappella'' is a musical technique that entails using nothing but the human voice (and sometimes the body) to produce music. In the [[Official Videobooks]], Chris will occasionally break out into ''a cappella'' renditions of what one can only assume is supposed to be Sonichu's theme music. These bizarre freestyle musical interludes drive home exactly how childish Chris is. There's something uniquely terrifying about a man in his mid-30s (who looks like he's 45) showing us his ''Sonic''/''Pokémon'' crossover and shouting "dun dun dun". Chris also occasionally does this in his normal videos. He also performed a poor rendition of "The Final Countdown" by Europe while showing us that he can still [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|pick up a chair]], and an equally-as-awful version of Q Lazzarus's "Goodbye Horses" while [[It's not that cold|pretending to dig up his dead dog and wear it as a coat]]. And let's not forget "[[Lovin' You]]", where he attempts to do ''a cappella'', but thanks to a sheer lack of practice, simply ends up massacring a Minnie Riperton classic by singing it completely out of tune (and tempo).<br /> <br /> Despite his frequent use of ''a cappella'', Chris clearly doesn't understand the full meaning of the word. During the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]], a frequent source of [[rage]] from Chris was the "music" in the background of [[Adam Stackhouse]]'s video, which Chris vehemently claimed was a violation of the rules regarding backing tracks. However, since the music was simple beatboxing, it would be considered ''a cappella'' by most.<br /> <br /> ===Rap===<br /> With the popularity of artists like {{w|Eminem}}, {{w|Macklemore}}, {{w|Post Malone}}, and {{w|Jedi Mind Tricks}}, plus the odd continued existence of {{w|Nerdcore|nerdcore}}, white guys rapping on [[YouTube]] is not unheard of. [[Liquid Chris|Some of these individuals]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 2#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|demonstrate impressive talent]] in their ability to flow on a beat. Chris is not among them.<br /> <br /> Of course, his most notable foray into rap is his entry for the PaRappa contest. While his motivations and the drama it caused are covered extensively in that article, the video itself is characterized by a complete lack of rhythm or flow. The result can best be described as sounding like a drunk Muppet being startled every 30 seconds; Chris slurring his words together constantly and periodically yelling lyrics for no reason.<br /> <br /> Before he starts the song in earnest, Chris does a little bit of freestyling in the beginning. Needless to say, it's not promising:<br /> <br /> {{Quote|I have a [[PSP]] and she don't<br>So give me the PSP,<br>Unwrap the wrapper<br>So I can give one to her,<br>And then we can play together!|Chris, almost rhyming.}}<br /> <br /> This, however, was nothing compared to a [[SHE IS MINE NOW|later foray]] into the genre. Playing Aerosmith in the background instead of any sort of backbeat, Chris basically just shouts a lot of random short sentences with no regard as to how they flow, or if they even rhyme at all.<br /> <br /> {{Quote|You just a dang dummy!<br>And you still chicken, you's a dang coward!<br>You wanna come fight me?<br>Come fight me in person<br>[[Hypocrisy|Come out from behind the camera]], you fool!|Chris, "rapping"}}<br /> <br /> In [[December 2009]], Chris would rap once again to Insane Clown Posse's side-project {{w|Dark Lotus}}. As usual, he made no attempt to learn the lyrics and appears to be reading them off a piece of paper to unconvincing effect. During a portion of the video, he simply mumbles to himself, rocking back and forth and fondling his ample breasts not once, but twice. He also refers to himself as a [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Juffalo Juffalo], a term apparently used by Insane Clown Posse aficionados to describe the noncommittal poseurs who aren't good enough to fully appreciate the world of clown-related glam rap.<br /> <br /> Two days prior to this he made another [[IPods Down and Listen Up|awful freestyle rap]]. The point of this is unclear, although he apparently visited a doctor, who suggested that he take over-the-counter vitamins. He likens [[Cakefarts|the effects of these vitamins]] to Viagra, and then compares himself to a tiger raping a panther to produce tiger-panther cubs.<br /> <br /> ===Instruments===<br /> [[Image:CWCGitarPlaying2.jpg|thumb|**clickclickclick** It's like I'm playing real guitar, y'all!]]<br /> [[Image:295.jpg|thumb|The (only) other instrument Chris's good at.]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|I would play my ax on the Wii; getting the high scores, scored better, real play for my benefit.|[[Blanca]], acting as a proxy for Chris to espouse his flawed beliefs on music}}<br /> <br /> Chris seems to have a very tenuous grasp on what constitutes a musical instrument. Notably, in several videos, Chris tends to treat his [[Gitar of Fail|''Guitar Hero'' controller]] like it's a real instrument. This seems outright foolish, even for Chris, until you consider his mindset. All of Chris's [[Sonichu (comic)|"creations"]] are [[Things Chris has ripped off|copies of other things]], yet are still [[Chris and copyright|somehow completely original]]. So by "playing" someone else's song on ''Guitar Hero'', his autistic mindset dictates that he is actually playing the song, no matter if the song is a cover of the original, which necessitates a legitimate instrument on which to play it.<br /> <br /> As further proof of his madness, Chris equated Liquid's actual musical skill to him playing ''Guitar Hero'', to such a degree that he felt it necessary to outlaw both in the SingStar Challenge.<br /> <br /> {{quote|I got the idea of the challenge from him COPYING me playing Boston's "More Than A Feeling" on Guitar Hero on his old Wooden Nickel; if he wants to copy on Guitar, he may as well be challenged in a Sing-Off.|Chris, [[Katie Bay E-mails 3|blowing the minds of guitarists of all talent levels]]}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|-NO MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS, real or Guitar Hero/Rock Band/Rock Revolution, etc is to be visible in ANY VIDEO.|Chris, inspiring the hatred of people who like music everywhere}}<br /> <br /> Chris has attempted actual guitar playing after [[Kim Wilson]] suggested it, but he didn't stick with it. He demoed a guitar at Best Buy, strumming randomly on the strings. Chris believed his random open-string strumming sounded good. He mentioned to [[Kacey]] he was planning on saving up to buy the genuine axe, and that he was going to start taking lessons. He never ended up buying it, presumably put off by the [[stress]] of practice. <ref>[[Kacey Call 14]]</ref><br /> <br /> ===Chris and tone-deafness===<br /> <br /> It is telling that not only does Chris lack any sense of pitch in singing, but with melodies in general. This is evidenced in the [[The_24th_Wedding_Anniversary_Special#Part_1|Wedding Anniversary Special]], where he claims to be playing the original theme to Sonic the Hedgehog but ends up with some wildly unrecognizable tune that only vaguely resembles the Sonic theme rhythmically. Chris sequenced the tune on a fairly simple piano roll, meaning his performance abilities are irrelevant. This proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that ''Chris is actually tone-deaf,'' instead of simply lacking in vocal skills. <br /> <br /> Some think it's a symptom of autism, as subtleties in tone and intonation indicating emotional and social cues are beyond his grasp, which in turn would affect recognition of pitch changes in music. However, something isn't right; in fact, autistic people are more likely to have perfect pitch than non-autistics<ref>https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/people-with-autism-can-hear-more-than-most-which-can-be-a-strength-and-a-challenge-a7715266.html</ref>, an ability shared with Mozart, Michael Jackson, Mariah Carey, Charlie Puth and others. So if plenty of fellow autistics have this otherwise rare musical gift, why did Chris end up with the opposite?<br /> <br /> The [[autism papers]] provides a great clue; Chris lost some of his high-frequency hearing in early childhood.<ref>[[Autism_papers#SOCIAL_HISTORY:]]</ref> This could also explain why Chris seems to mix up different instruments; he was playing his [[Gitar of Fail]] in [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|Holding Out for a Hero]], but his frenetic fingerings more closely matched the piano and synth parts of the song, not the long guitar chords.<br /> <br /> ==Recording method and equipment==<br /> Chris's idea of accompaniment is putting the original song playing on the background using his [[PS3]] and the near-$1,000 [[Sony]] LCD HDTV and the most expensive speakers his [[tugboat]] could tug in, while he sings with his unique voice. The singing, of course, is dutifully recorded with either the long-suffering [[PSEye]] camera or a cheap desktop mic. The implications are staggering:<br /> <br /> * There's always a huge quality loss when music is played on speaker and then re-recorded from a distance. Even with high-fidelity equipment, the acoustics of the room distorts the sound and the air itself blocks low and high frequencies, leaving you with only a muffled fraction of the original sound. Chris, of course, believes that [[Chris and his Ego|everything he does is perfect on the first try and never has to be redone]], just like his art. Professionals generally only record speakers when they belong to guitar amps (since tasteful distortion is often desirable in rock). <br /> * The original lyrics are almost always still on the song. At least on one occasion, Chris even screwed up harder than this: he got a cover of "Never Gonna Give You Up" from ''Family Guy'', clobbered by dialogue and other sounds.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008]]</ref> While lyrics often can't always be removed from a mixed song entirely, it's at least worth a shot trying lyrics removal software. Or, it might pay to look for an instrumental version or cover, or the song's stem files. Even a MIDI version is still preferable, and it would probably hold up better copyright-wise. <br /> * When you have one go and one microphone to record everything, there's no way to correct the errors if you flub anything. The result is obviously perfect...[[The Simpsons|d'oh]], who are we kidding? <br /> * Chris takes no care when it comes to mic placement, which can often make or break a recording, even with microphones much more expensive than Chris's. <br /> <br /> Chris is, of course, unaware of the incredible leaps and bounds that music recording has advanced in recent years, and hasn't noticed that there are plenty of good multitrack sound editors available for free, many of which come with lyrics removal plugins. <br /> <br /> Chris also demands this sort of weird screwy setup from ''others''; one might assume, for example, that the Brown-Striped One, with actual musical talent, would have more technical know-how on how to record music properly, but the SingStar Challenge was done on Chris's strange terms. Recording in one take with one microphone was obsolete as soon as phonographs became electric.<br /> <br /> ==Business==<br /> [[File:Negative.jpg|thumb|right|150px|''Negative'' cover art.]]<br /> [[File:Negative_booklet_innards.jpg|thumb|right|150px|''Negative'' booklet.]]<br /> [[File:Chris Chan and Boi Spicy.jpg|thumb|right|150px|''Love is Love'' cover art.]]<br /> [[File:Trap_Top_Neon_Vol_1.jpg|thumb|right|150px|''Trap Top Neon Vol. 1'' cover art.]]<br /> [[File:Cone Attacks!.jpg|thumb|right|150px|''Cone Attacks!'' cover art.]]<br /> <br /> On 2 [[February 2015]], Chris revealed that he drew the artwork to the album ''Negative'' by L'eclipse Nue. L'eclipse Nue is an obscure {{w|Harsh noise|harsh noise}} act, whose music largely consists of ear-piercing screeches and low rumbling sounds – quite inaccessible for our Britney Spears-loving hero. Chris gave a brief review of the album, claiming that it reminded him of "[[My Little Pony|Pinkie Pie]] playing a {{w|Theremin|theramin}} [sic]", and stating that he could "sense the emotions and depressions expressed behind the music". Chris has almost certainly not listened to the album.<br /> <br /> The cover booklet in the special-edition physical release of the album reveals that the entire album was focused around the cruddy picture Chris had drawn for them, along with a description of the piece.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|"I have seen into the torment of the deceased woman;<br><br /> she may have had a life's career if posing nude for art,<br><br /> as well as offering herself to the numerous artists.<br><br /> [[Autism|Take from that what you will.]]<br><br /> And now she haunts the number of artists and photographers<br><br /> who did really wrong her in her life."}}<br /> <br /> Dan states in the booklet that:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|"The sounds herein were created in order to illustrate that story.<br><br /> This album is a soundtrack to Christian's [[Chris and art|art]]."}}<br /> <br /> Therein this whole album, and every sound in it, is inspired entirely by Chris's art.<br /> <br /> In February 2018, Chris was approached by the music group Boi Spicy to do a feature for their album ''The Never-Ending Journey To Boi-Town, USA''. Instead of doing something original like they requested, he decided to use his trademark laziness and make them record "[[Love is Love (song)|Love is Love]]". To further stoke his [[Chris and his Ego|ego]], he drew a cover for "Love is Love", intending it to be released as a single. Boi Spicy removed the song from their Bandcamp page following the [[Affair with Mother|incest]] fallout.<br /> <br /> On 19 [[July 2019]], the release of ''Trap Top Neon Vol. 1'' by Easy-K Beats marks the third time Chris became the artist of an album cover. Chris simply redrew the cover art from the [[Internet Dream Lounge]], of which Easy-K Beats was the co-host, drawing himself into the scene in a show of his ego.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5066806</ref><br /> <br /> 21 [[August 2019]] saw the fourth time Chris of being commissioned for an album cover for the release of ''Cone Attacks!'' by MC Cone. However, being the lazy autist that he is, the cover art and in turn, the album was delayed until 5 [[September 2019]] after many complaints from the commissioner.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/post-5284988</ref><br /> <br /> In addition, many of Chris's fans request him to sing in [[Paid Video Requests]].<br /> <br /> ==Music fetish==<br /> Chris doesn't just love music, he's even turned on by the ''very concept'' of it. In [[February 2017]], although he's made passing mentions of it before, Chris stated on [[Facebook]] he gets aroused when listening to music--any music, not just certain songs. This includes music featured on ''[[Sailor Moon]]''.<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#Aroused by Sailor Moon music]]</ref> As always, [[Pedofork|make of that what you will]].<br /> <br /> Finally, being aroused by music is not unique to Chris: otherwise, love songs such as "{{w|Tonight, I Celebrate My Love}}" or "{{w|Always (Atlantic Starr song)|Always}}" would have not done well in the charts, and pop singers like Madonna wouldn't insert sexual innuendos into their hits. That said, most people aren't turned on by the very ''concept'' of music as a whole.<br /> <br /> It is possible that Chris, given his confusion [[Chris and sex|regarding sex as a whole]], may be conflating this arousal with the phenomenon of {{w|Frisson|frisson}}, a pleasant feeling that listeners experience when listening to music, often observed when listening to certain styles of music, or features of a given piece - this sensation is variously described as 'tingling' or 'chills'. However, he could genuinely experience ''auralism'' (a sound fetish).<br /> <br /> ==Fan videos==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = SONICHU The Album ! New From CWC-Tel<br /> | ytid = fMwAgMXH9mU<br /> | stardate = 1 [[January 2019]]<br /> | maker = rEdf196<br /> | subject =[[music]]<br /> | type = <br /> | info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = Ultimate Chris Chan Singing Compilation (2003-2021)<br /> | ytid = NJTeVpGKcxQ<br /> | stardate =25 [[November 2021]]<br /> | maker = Shkrugg McSchlugg<br /> | subject =[[music]]<br /> | type = compilation<br /> | info = 103-minute compilation of all Chris' singing videos<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = CWC Poppa<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|m9HSJISKzaE}}<br /> | maker = Xploshi Plus<br /> | stardate = 3 [[January 2022]]<br /> | type = Re-enactment of Chris's sick rapping<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> <references/><br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]<br /> *[[Gitar of Fail]]<br /> *''[[Guitar Hero]]''<br /> *[[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads]]<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> * [http://www.mediafire.com/?j3wnmyzctwn A list of Chris's MyCokeRewards Rhapsody purchases] (Note that those within "index[[Clyde Cash|GREGG]]bought.html" were, obviously, purchased by trolls who had hijacked the account.)<br /> <br /> {{Chris and}}<br /> {{Hedgehog Boys}}<br /> {{Music Videos}}<br /> [[Category:Music]]</div>

OcColt https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_music&diff=314950 Chris and music 2023-10-24T02:30:22Z

<p>OcColt: /* YouTube background music */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Honest}}<br /> [[File:0776-CWCGuitar.JPG|thumb|[[Chris's Big Night Out|Sonichu's still rockin' in my head!]]]]<br /> <br /> [[Chris]] is a big fan of '''music'''; he listens to tracks from many genres and decades, though mostly pop and rock from the 1980s through the 2010s. At first glance, his eclectic taste in music is [[#Musical tastes|not too unconventional]]. It's the ways he's presented his taste over the years that are pretty unconventional – most people understand that a [[Gitar of Fail|''Guitar Hero'' controller]] is not a real instrument, but Chris isn't most people.<br /> <br /> Chris is also infamous for overestimating his singing ability and music recording methods, despite having trouble remembering the [[Rebel Girl|lyrics]], [[Lovin' You|melodies]], the [[#Chris and tone-deafness|pitch]], and even [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|the instruments used]] in his favorite songs. Nevertheless, Chris has dabbled in music production, with [[Template:Music Videos|over sixty]] covers, [[parody|parodies]], and "original" songs. He loves music so much, he is turned on by the very concept of it.<br /> <br /> ==Musical tastes==<br /> Chris has often remarked that he likes "all popular music". While it's possible that he's just giving that answer to appear cool and easygoing, he really does seem to try to listen to whatever popular opinion tells him is good. Almost every song on either of his [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|3]] [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|horrible]] [[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD|albums]] was a top 40 hit in America or another country, or otherwise either a deep cut on a successful album, a B-side on a successful single or EP, or songs featured on the soundtracks to either hit movies such as ''[[Pokémon]]: The First Movie'', or video games such as ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' and ''[[Rock Band]]''.<br /> [[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|[[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|This]] is obviously [[Hanky-panky|what music is all about]].]]<br /> <br /> It is worth noting that parts of Chris's taste in music are fairly standard, as his favored genres of rock and pop are mainstream. Chris's interest in multiple genres spanning decades is shared by most people who like music. It's also common for people to develop an interest in songs from media including video games, movies, television, as well as what their parents listen to. [[Bob]]'s expansive collection of thousands of records from around the world could have influenced Chris in some way, even if it was simply inspiring a love for music in Chris.<br /> <br /> Chris has stated his favorite radio station is {{w|WQMZ|Z95.1 WQMZ}} from [[Charlottesville]], which plays nothing but inoffensive popular songs (specifically from the 1980s to today) that you're likely to hear in the dentist's office. The station bills its offerings as "today's hits and yesterday's favorites, music for [[Tomgirl|women]]".<ref>[http://www.z95.net Z95.1 homepage]</ref> Chris listens to the [[John Tesh]] radio show on this station, and once won a set of tickets to a [[Greene County Conspiracy|sporting event]] through a call-in [[Chris and contests|contest]]. He has left his radio on before during his videos as well as a few of his [[Mumble]] chats, for the whole conversation. This meant that he both enjoyed the background music and was totally inconsiderate to the other people in the chat.<br /> <br /> The only specific artist Chris seems to truly idolize is [[Britney Spears]]. There is virtually no doubt that this is more because of her beauty than her music, or for [[Britney Spears#Britney and Chris's past|memories]] of [[Manchester High School|happier times]]. On his date with [[Emily]], he claimed to like Louis Armstrong in an effort to look like a [[Bob Chandler|sophisticated jazz listener]].<br /> <br /> If his past downloads on Rhapsody (seen below) is any indication, almost everything Chris listens to has been in a ''Guitar Hero'', ''Rock Band'', or ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]]'' game. This adds yet more [[Obesity|weight]] to the theory that Chris is spoon-fed pop culture from [[PS3|video games]] and ''[[Family Guy]]''.<br /> <br /> Also, keeping with the theme of liking things that most kids are [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|unaware]] [[Ghostbusters|of]] or [[Red Skelton|would]] [[I Love Lucy|not]] [[Gilligan's Island|enjoy]], Chris has twice referenced {{w|Billy Joel}}'s upbeat 1985 track "{{w|You're Only Human (Second Wind)}}", a dated but memorable reggae-pop song written specifically to stop teenagers from [[Ryan Cash|killing themselves]]. To date, Chris has referenced the song in a [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|YouTube video]] where he says that [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|relieving yourself]] from [[stress]] isn't a big deal, and again when [[Mailbag 6|asked]] by a fan whether he'd ever had thoughts of suicide. Chris replied, with utterly no elaboration at all, that he had "a lot to live for" and told said fan to go listen to the song.<br /> <br /> Chris has also expressed a fondness for {{w|Insane Clown Posse}}, releasing [[Hello, Juffalo|two]] [[JuggaloShoutOut|videos]] in which he paints his face and talks about being a {{w|Juggalo}}. Since fans of ICP tend to be stereotyped as [[slow-in-the-minds|idiotic]], [[Chris and health|out-of-shape]], [[Ruckersville|white-trash]] jerkasses who believe themselves to be outcasts of society, it is easy to understand why becoming a Juggalo would appeal to Chris.<br /> <br /> {{quote| I like [[JERKS|men]] as I like Heavy Metal "Music"; I Do Not Like Heavy Metal Music; hardly a real beat or tune, and the lyrics are incoherent.|Chris' incoherent words about the incoherency of heavy metal.}}<br /> <br /> In a Patreon post made on 4 August 2017, Chris reveals that he has a distaste for heavy metal music. To him, all hard rock music [[chris and hypocrisy|has little to no real beats or music, and he finds the lyrics hard to follow.]]<ref>https://www.patreon.com/posts/delay-in-this-13668547</ref><br /> <br /> ==YouTube background music==<br /> Towards the fall of 2009, Chris began to include popular songs as background music in a number of his [[YouTube]] videos. Some videos, such as [[SHE IS MINE NOW]], featured {{w|Aerosmith}} in the background, possibly in a sad attempt to appear intimidating and hardcore. For [[30 Push-Ups|videos]] showing off his [[I AM STRONG|athletic prowess]], Chris favored "{{w|Eye of the Tiger}}" by Survivor. In light of Chris's virulent hatred of [[homos]], this is a somewhat ironic choice, given the extraordinarily homoerotic overtones of both the training sequences in ''Rocky III'' and Survivor's own music video for the song. For [[For Kacey from CWC|videos]] intended to express his heartfelt love for [[Kacey]], Chris employed REO Speedwagon's power ballad "{{w|Can't Fight This Feeling}}". The [[100 2189|third time]] he announced his [[Internet#Attempts to leave the Internet|leaving from the internet]], he chose, of all songs, Colbie Caillat's "{{w|Fallin' for You (Colbie Caillat song)|Fallin' for You}}" as background music--although this most likely was just him leaving the radio on in the background. He looped Katy Perry's 2010 single {{w|California Gurls|California Gurls}} in his [[Kaka Makeup Basics|official makeup tutorial]].<br /> <br /> In his [[I Love You, Catherine|videos]] [[To Mr. Smith|made in]] [[Brushfire Video|2014]], Chris took to playing sappy 1950s orchestral music in the background. This appears to be an attempt to garner sympathy given his recent difficulties in life, or it could just be yet another acquired taste from his parents.<br /> <br /> Many videos filmed in 2016 and 2017 featured default background music from the PS4 game The Playroom. The common theme is a slow looping electronic piece with beeping square-wave synths and mellow synth pads. YouTube commentators have branded this tune the "[[Financhu Crisis]] Theme". It even made an appearance in [[Q&A NO MORE]], where the soft feel is juxtaposed with Chris's trademark [[rage]].<br /> <br /> Upon Chris's return to the internet in [[October 2023]], he began to use music in the background of his most recent videos again. This follows in an assortment of [[Chris and cameras| cinematographical]] improvements to his video making skills. Mainly in [[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned]] and the [[Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play]] videos. The latter having record static may hint at some of [[Bob]]'s record collection survived the [[2014 house fire]].<br /> <br /> ==Musical talent==<br /> ===Songwriting===<br /> [[Image:FeelOurLoveAtPlay.jpg|thumb|left|A glimpse at Chris's songwriting process.]]<br /> Most of Chris's songwriting output has been him singing his original lyrics over copyrighted songs. He doesn't consider his songs to be [[parodies]], but rather serious compositions that [[Things Chris has ripped off|happen to share]] tunes with popular songs. Writing a good parody also requires a good grasp on lyricism, which Chris doesn't really seem to have. If anything, Chris's music is {{w|Plunderphonics|plunderphonics}}, a controversial genre built around sampling and altering existing recordings.<br /> <br /> Chris's lyrics tend to be autobiographical. His [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|2003 album]] showed insight into Chris's [[Virgin with rage|loneliness]] and [[Psychology|thought processes]]. He also included several Sonichu anthems on the album, and he attempted [[Spanish]] music with "[[La Cocina en La Casa de Casanova]]", not knowing that Casanova was Italian. The album was fairly eclectic in lyrical topics and musical feel, though most of the tunes were either pop songs taken from the late 1990s or were songs used in [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] media. Chris's [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|second album]] took songs from even more genres, and included a lot of 1970s and 1980s music. However, his lyrical focus got narrower, and he wrote nearly all the songs about [[Ivy]]. His [[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD|third and most recent attempt an an album]] follows a similar pattern to his second, taking songs from the 1980s and 1990s of various genres including pop rock, country, punk, and Hi-NRG. Notably, Chris does not make any major changes to the lyrical content of these songs, only changing words that could imply he was gay.<br /> <br /> Chris's lyrics don't always fit the mood or context of the song. A good songwriter uses lyrics that reflect the music and paint an emotional picture. If they do use lyrical dissonance, it's intentional or for ironic effect. Chris, however, seems to not care either way. Consider his second-biggest hit, "[[A-U-T-I-S-M]]". The original song, "Larger than Life", has an upbeat vibe. Chris, however, rewrote the song with [[ego|self-pitying]] downer lyrics about being a lonely outcast with few friends, all while the exuberant backing track plays. The closest thing the song has to a positive twist is him bragging about his supposed intelligence. <br /> <br /> Chris also doesn't appear to grasp the concept of a hook. The hook is usually the part of the song that people remember the most; it's generally short, catchy, and heavy, almost like an advertising jingle for the song itself. Chris doesn't seem to understand this. The hook of "[[So Need a Cute Girl]]" is "I have a boyfriend!". Those who don't pay much attention to lyrics will hear that part stand out the most, making it sound like Chris is singing about [[homos|him having a boyfriend.]] <br /> <br /> Chris's rhymes are elementary and sometimes forced. In "[[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]", he rhymes "eighteen to twenty-two" with "boyfriend free too" before plugging Match.com. In "[[Saddest Heart in the World]]", he says "Heart-broken, sad and very lonely,/I may never remove my virginity." In addition to rhyming "lonely" with "virginity," he opts to say "remove" when "lose" would have worked much better and sounded less robotic.<br /> <br /> Chris's attempts at figurative language fall flat. In [[Yellow Is a Mellow Color]], he pens the truism "Traveling without a map/Is like traveling with no map." In A-U-T-I-S-M, he sings "I'm lookin' at you all, and I see a rainbow, come on!" It's not clear what he means by this: Rainbows are usually used as a symbol of [[homos|homosexuality]], but he could be using it as a workaround metaphor for the [[autism]] spectrum. There are very few metaphors in Chris's music that aren't either nonsense or clichés, and much of it is quite rigid and literal. <br /> <br /> "[[Feel Our Love At Play]]" is a case study for all of the above. In this song, Chris transforms a classic 1980s love song into an overly literal monstrosity (in both senses of the word literal). Chris replaces the iconic hook, "Take My Breath Away," with a hook that would probably work better as a verse. "Feel Our Love At Play" is just too literal. Chris also takes out any verse he interprets as negative, replacing them with verses that would have never sent Berlin's original to the top of the charts. He replaces "Waiting, still anticipating love" with "Feeling our mutual feels," which sounds especially out of place with the 80s vibes. He wasn't even trying to parody Berlin or change the meaning significantly – all he did was change enough words to call it his own. In other words, he should have just made Ivy a mixtape. <br /> <br /> Chris has written a few truly original songs, but the results are riddled with a healthy dose of [[random-access humor]]. His best example, [[I Got A Fish]], stands out with its catchy-but-meaningless symbolism. His more recent song, [[It's snowing]], shifts its tone from soft to aggressive as he sings "Snowing, snowing, snowing is falling and we're inside at home, with eggs, for breakfast TO MAKE OMELETS WITH!" His original melodies are quite sing-songy and straddle the boundaries between singing and talking. Which brings us to...<br /> <br /> ===Singing===<br /> {{Quote|...and when singing I can have a Frank Sinatra or Bing Crosby flavor.|Chris, [[Sonichu_Girls#Introduction_.2830_December_2008.29|being sadly mistaken]].}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:CWCGUITARHERO.jpg|thumb|right|"''You've seen life through distorted eyes,<br /> <br>You know you had to learn,<br /> <br>The execution of your mind,<br /> <br>You really had to turn''"]]<br /> <br /> It is impossible to overstate how much of a terrible singer Chris is. It is similarly impossible to overstate [[Chris and reality|how deluded Chris is]] about his ability to sing. He's so deluded, in fact, when trying to confront Liquid via artistic competition, he lost [[SingStar Challenge|a challenge that he nominated himself]].<br /> <br /> Despite claiming to have a "deep bass voice"<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails#Chris_got_his_degree_for_Cwcville]]</ref>, Chris's voice is unusually high-pitched, and often louder than appropriate. He also tends to speak in an [[Autism|odd, emotionless monotone]]. These issues with his voice become even more obvious when he tries to sing. In both his [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] albums, as well as the only album from [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]], he doesn't actually "sing" so much as desperately yell over the track in an attempt to drown out the actual words of the song (as he never bothers to look up karaoke/instrumental-only versions of anything he sings). This is painfully obvious when he attempts to sing "[[Sonichu Zip]]", a song that uses the Japanese theme song to the anime ''Sonic X'', "Sonic Drive". The fast tempo and lyrics of "Sonic Drive" result in Chris rapidly dissolving into screaming gibberish. When he does try to actually vary his voice away from the standard monotone, it becomes very obvious that Chris is almost completely tone-deaf; his [[Speech impediment|voice]] fluctuates in pitch with little to no regard to the background music, or even the original artist he's shouting over. Occasionally he's [[SingStar Challenge Round 2|barely managed]] [[I Got A Fish|to carry a tune]], though. If Chris could sing at all, his voice type would be at best a {{w|Tenor#Tenor buffo or Spieltenor|spieltenor}} (used for [[Random-access humor|comical]] roles) pushing towards {{w|countertenor}}, a pitch range octaves above the bass range he claims to have, and a tessitura (note range) too high for many ''[[Gal-Pals|women]]''. <br /> <br /> Chris also has a lot of trouble with tempo and entries. While the songs he's written usually manage to match the originals in terms of lyrical rhythms, Chris often pushes ahead or pulls back from the tempo of the song. This is sometimes done deliberately by singers and is called ''rubato'', but in Chris's case it is generally the result of messing up lyrics or having too many or few words for the rhythm ([[Chris and Writing|usually the former]]), and Chris's tenuous sense of pulse means that once he gets thrown offbeat he struggles (usually in vain) to recover. This could probably be avoided if he took the time to practice or revise, but since this entails work it is flatly out of the question. Also owing to this nonexistent practice ethic is Chris being completely terrible at remembering the actual words to the song he's singing. The only part he tends to know is the chorus of the song, likely because the repetition makes it the only part of the song he pays attention to. Between choruses, however, he often forgets the words and improvises lyrics, which invariably consist of mumbled incoherent nonsense.<br /> <br /> ====''A cappella''====<br /> ''A cappella'' is a musical technique that entails using nothing but the human voice (and sometimes the body) to produce music. In the [[Official Videobooks]], Chris will occasionally break out into ''a cappella'' renditions of what one can only assume is supposed to be Sonichu's theme music. These bizarre freestyle musical interludes drive home exactly how childish Chris is. There's something uniquely terrifying about a man in his mid-30s (who looks like he's 45) showing us his ''Sonic''/''Pokémon'' crossover and shouting "dun dun dun". Chris also occasionally does this in his normal videos. He also performed a poor rendition of "The Final Countdown" by Europe while showing us that he can still [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|pick up a chair]], and an equally-as-awful version of Q Lazzarus's "Goodbye Horses" while [[It's not that cold|pretending to dig up his dead dog and wear it as a coat]]. And let's not forget "[[Lovin' You]]", where he attempts to do ''a cappella'', but thanks to a sheer lack of practice, simply ends up massacring a Minnie Riperton classic by singing it completely out of tune (and tempo).<br /> <br /> Despite his frequent use of ''a cappella'', Chris clearly doesn't understand the full meaning of the word. During the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]], a frequent source of [[rage]] from Chris was the "music" in the background of [[Adam Stackhouse]]'s video, which Chris vehemently claimed was a violation of the rules regarding backing tracks. However, since the music was simple beatboxing, it would be considered ''a cappella'' by most.<br /> <br /> ===Rap===<br /> With the popularity of artists like {{w|Eminem}}, {{w|Macklemore}}, {{w|Post Malone}}, and {{w|Jedi Mind Tricks}}, plus the odd continued existence of {{w|Nerdcore|nerdcore}}, white guys rapping on [[YouTube]] is not unheard of. [[Liquid Chris|Some of these individuals]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 2#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|demonstrate impressive talent]] in their ability to flow on a beat. Chris is not among them.<br /> <br /> Of course, his most notable foray into rap is his entry for the PaRappa contest. While his motivations and the drama it caused are covered extensively in that article, the video itself is characterized by a complete lack of rhythm or flow. The result can best be described as sounding like a drunk Muppet being startled every 30 seconds; Chris slurring his words together constantly and periodically yelling lyrics for no reason.<br /> <br /> Before he starts the song in earnest, Chris does a little bit of freestyling in the beginning. Needless to say, it's not promising:<br /> <br /> {{Quote|I have a [[PSP]] and she don't<br>So give me the PSP,<br>Unwrap the wrapper<br>So I can give one to her,<br>And then we can play together!|Chris, almost rhyming.}}<br /> <br /> This, however, was nothing compared to a [[SHE IS MINE NOW|later foray]] into the genre. Playing Aerosmith in the background instead of any sort of backbeat, Chris basically just shouts a lot of random short sentences with no regard as to how they flow, or if they even rhyme at all.<br /> <br /> {{Quote|You just a dang dummy!<br>And you still chicken, you's a dang coward!<br>You wanna come fight me?<br>Come fight me in person<br>[[Hypocrisy|Come out from behind the camera]], you fool!|Chris, "rapping"}}<br /> <br /> In [[December 2009]], Chris would rap once again to Insane Clown Posse's side-project {{w|Dark Lotus}}. As usual, he made no attempt to learn the lyrics and appears to be reading them off a piece of paper to unconvincing effect. During a portion of the video, he simply mumbles to himself, rocking back and forth and fondling his ample breasts not once, but twice. He also refers to himself as a [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Juffalo Juffalo], a term apparently used by Insane Clown Posse aficionados to describe the noncommittal poseurs who aren't good enough to fully appreciate the world of clown-related glam rap.<br /> <br /> Two days prior to this he made another [[IPods Down and Listen Up|awful freestyle rap]]. The point of this is unclear, although he apparently visited a doctor, who suggested that he take over-the-counter vitamins. He likens [[Cakefarts|the effects of these vitamins]] to Viagra, and then compares himself to a tiger raping a panther to produce tiger-panther cubs.<br /> <br /> ===Instruments===<br /> [[Image:CWCGitarPlaying2.jpg|thumb|**clickclickclick** It's like I'm playing real guitar, y'all!]]<br /> [[Image:295.jpg|thumb|The (only) other instrument Chris's good at.]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|I would play my ax on the Wii; getting the high scores, scored better, real play for my benefit.|[[Blanca]], acting as a proxy for Chris to espouse his flawed beliefs on music}}<br /> <br /> Chris seems to have a very tenuous grasp on what constitutes a musical instrument. Notably, in several videos, Chris tends to treat his [[Gitar of Fail|''Guitar Hero'' controller]] like it's a real instrument. This seems outright foolish, even for Chris, until you consider his mindset. All of Chris's [[Sonichu (comic)|"creations"]] are [[Things Chris has ripped off|copies of other things]], yet are still [[Chris and copyright|somehow completely original]]. So by "playing" someone else's song on ''Guitar Hero'', his autistic mindset dictates that he is actually playing the song, no matter if the song is a cover of the original, which necessitates a legitimate instrument on which to play it.<br /> <br /> As further proof of his madness, Chris equated Liquid's actual musical skill to him playing ''Guitar Hero'', to such a degree that he felt it necessary to outlaw both in the SingStar Challenge.<br /> <br /> {{quote|I got the idea of the challenge from him COPYING me playing Boston's "More Than A Feeling" on Guitar Hero on his old Wooden Nickel; if he wants to copy on Guitar, he may as well be challenged in a Sing-Off.|Chris, [[Katie Bay E-mails 3|blowing the minds of guitarists of all talent levels]]}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|-NO MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS, real or Guitar Hero/Rock Band/Rock Revolution, etc is to be visible in ANY VIDEO.|Chris, inspiring the hatred of people who like music everywhere}}<br /> <br /> Chris has attempted actual guitar playing after [[Kim Wilson]] suggested it, but he didn't stick with it. He demoed a guitar at Best Buy, strumming randomly on the strings. Chris believed his random open-string strumming sounded good. He mentioned to [[Kacey]] he was planning on saving up to buy the genuine axe, and that he was going to start taking lessons. He never ended up buying it, presumably put off by the [[stress]] of practice. <ref>[[Kacey Call 14]]</ref><br /> <br /> ===Chris and tone-deafness===<br /> <br /> It is telling that not only does Chris lack any sense of pitch in singing, but with melodies in general. This is evidenced in the [[The_24th_Wedding_Anniversary_Special#Part_1|Wedding Anniversary Special]], where he claims to be playing the original theme to Sonic the Hedgehog but ends up with some wildly unrecognizable tune that only vaguely resembles the Sonic theme rhythmically. Chris sequenced the tune on a fairly simple piano roll, meaning his performance abilities are irrelevant. This proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that ''Chris is actually tone-deaf,'' instead of simply lacking in vocal skills. <br /> <br /> Some think it's a symptom of autism, as subtleties in tone and intonation indicating emotional and social cues are beyond his grasp, which in turn would affect recognition of pitch changes in music. However, something isn't right; in fact, autistic people are more likely to have perfect pitch than non-autistics<ref>https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/people-with-autism-can-hear-more-than-most-which-can-be-a-strength-and-a-challenge-a7715266.html</ref>, an ability shared with Mozart, Michael Jackson, Mariah Carey, Charlie Puth and others. So if plenty of fellow autistics have this otherwise rare musical gift, why did Chris end up with the opposite?<br /> <br /> The [[autism papers]] provides a great clue; Chris lost some of his high-frequency hearing in early childhood.<ref>[[Autism_papers#SOCIAL_HISTORY:]]</ref> This could also explain why Chris seems to mix up different instruments; he was playing his [[Gitar of Fail]] in [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|Holding Out for a Hero]], but his frenetic fingerings more closely matched the piano and synth parts of the song, not the long guitar chords.<br /> <br /> ==Recording method and equipment==<br /> Chris's idea of accompaniment is putting the original song playing on the background using his [[PS3]] and the near-$1,000 [[Sony]] LCD HDTV and the most expensive speakers his [[tugboat]] could tug in, while he sings with his unique voice. The singing, of course, is dutifully recorded with either the long-suffering [[PSEye]] camera or a cheap desktop mic. The implications are staggering:<br /> <br /> * There's always a huge quality loss when music is played on speaker and then re-recorded from a distance. Even with high-fidelity equipment, the acoustics of the room distorts the sound and the air itself blocks low and high frequencies, leaving you with only a muffled fraction of the original sound. Chris, of course, believes that [[Chris and his Ego|everything he does is perfect on the first try and never has to be redone]], just like his art. Professionals generally only record speakers when they belong to guitar amps (since tasteful distortion is often desirable in rock). <br /> * The original lyrics are almost always still on the song. At least on one occasion, Chris even screwed up harder than this: he got a cover of "Never Gonna Give You Up" from ''Family Guy'', clobbered by dialogue and other sounds.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008]]</ref> While lyrics often can't always be removed from a mixed song entirely, it's at least worth a shot trying lyrics removal software. Or, it might pay to look for an instrumental version or cover, or the song's stem files. Even a MIDI version is still preferable, and it would probably hold up better copyright-wise. <br /> * When you have one go and one microphone to record everything, there's no way to correct the errors if you flub anything. The result is obviously perfect...[[The Simpsons|d'oh]], who are we kidding? <br /> * Chris takes no care when it comes to mic placement, which can often make or break a recording, even with microphones much more expensive than Chris's. <br /> <br /> Chris is, of course, unaware of the incredible leaps and bounds that music recording has advanced in recent years, and hasn't noticed that there are plenty of good multitrack sound editors available for free, many of which come with lyrics removal plugins. <br /> <br /> Chris also demands this sort of weird screwy setup from ''others''; one might assume, for example, that the Brown-Striped One, with actual musical talent, would have more technical know-how on how to record music properly, but the SingStar Challenge was done on Chris's strange terms. Recording in one take with one microphone was obsolete as soon as phonographs became electric.<br /> <br /> ==Business==<br /> [[File:Negative.jpg|thumb|right|150px|''Negative'' cover art.]]<br /> [[File:Negative_booklet_innards.jpg|thumb|right|150px|''Negative'' booklet.]]<br /> [[File:Chris Chan and Boi Spicy.jpg|thumb|right|150px|''Love is Love'' cover art.]]<br /> [[File:Trap_Top_Neon_Vol_1.jpg|thumb|right|150px|''Trap Top Neon Vol. 1'' cover art.]]<br /> [[File:Cone Attacks!.jpg|thumb|right|150px|''Cone Attacks!'' cover art.]]<br /> <br /> On 2 [[February 2015]], Chris revealed that he drew the artwork to the album ''Negative'' by L'eclipse Nue. L'eclipse Nue is an obscure {{w|Harsh noise|harsh noise}} act, whose music largely consists of ear-piercing screeches and low rumbling sounds – quite inaccessible for our Britney Spears-loving hero. Chris gave a brief review of the album, claiming that it reminded him of "[[My Little Pony|Pinkie Pie]] playing a {{w|Theremin|theramin}} [sic]", and stating that he could "sense the emotions and depressions expressed behind the music". Chris has almost certainly not listened to the album.<br /> <br /> The cover booklet in the special-edition physical release of the album reveals that the entire album was focused around the cruddy picture Chris had drawn for them, along with a description of the piece.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|"I have seen into the torment of the deceased woman;<br><br /> she may have had a life's career if posing nude for art,<br><br /> as well as offering herself to the numerous artists.<br><br /> [[Autism|Take from that what you will.]]<br><br /> And now she haunts the number of artists and photographers<br><br /> who did really wrong her in her life."}}<br /> <br /> Dan states in the booklet that:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|"The sounds herein were created in order to illustrate that story.<br><br /> This album is a soundtrack to Christian's [[Chris and art|art]]."}}<br /> <br /> Therein this whole album, and every sound in it, is inspired entirely by Chris's art.<br /> <br /> In February 2018, Chris was approached by the music group Boi Spicy to do a feature for their album ''The Never-Ending Journey To Boi-Town, USA''. Instead of doing something original like they requested, he decided to use his trademark laziness and make them record "[[Love is Love (song)|Love is Love]]". To further stoke his [[Chris and his Ego|ego]], he drew a cover for "Love is Love", intending it to be released as a single. Boi Spicy removed the song from their Bandcamp page following the [[Affair with Mother|incest]] fallout.<br /> <br /> On 19 [[July 2019]], the release of ''Trap Top Neon Vol. 1'' by Easy-K Beats marks the third time Chris became the artist of an album cover. Chris simply redrew the cover art from the [[Internet Dream Lounge]], of which Easy-K Beats was the co-host, drawing himself into the scene in a show of his ego.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5066806</ref><br /> <br /> 21 [[August 2019]] saw the fourth time Chris of being commissioned for an album cover for the release of ''Cone Attacks!'' by MC Cone. However, being the lazy autist that he is, the cover art and in turn, the album was delayed until 5 [[September 2019]] after many complaints from the commissioner.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/post-5284988</ref><br /> <br /> In addition, many of Chris's fans request him to sing in [[Paid Video Requests]].<br /> <br /> ==Music fetish==<br /> Chris doesn't just love music, he's even turned on by the ''very concept'' of it. In [[February 2017]], although he's made passing mentions of it before, Chris stated on [[Facebook]] he gets aroused when listening to music--any music, not just certain songs. This includes music featured on ''[[Sailor Moon]]''.<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#Aroused by Sailor Moon music]]</ref> As always, [[Pedofork|make of that what you will]].<br /> <br /> Finally, being aroused by music is not unique to Chris: otherwise, love songs such as "{{w|Tonight, I Celebrate My Love}}" or "{{w|Always (Atlantic Starr song)|Always}}" would have not done well in the charts, and pop singers like Madonna wouldn't insert sexual innuendos into their hits. That said, most people aren't turned on by the very ''concept'' of music as a whole.<br /> <br /> It is possible that Chris, given his confusion [[Chris and sex|regarding sex as a whole]], may be conflating this arousal with the phenomenon of {{w|Frisson|frisson}}, a pleasant feeling that listeners experience when listening to music, often observed when listening to certain styles of music, or features of a given piece - this sensation is variously described as 'tingling' or 'chills'. However, he could genuinely experience ''auralism'' (a sound fetish).<br /> <br /> ==Fan videos==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = SONICHU The Album ! New From CWC-Tel<br /> | ytid = fMwAgMXH9mU<br /> | stardate = 1 [[January 2019]]<br /> | maker = rEdf196<br /> | subject =[[music]]<br /> | type = <br /> | info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = Ultimate Chris Chan Singing Compilation (2003-2021)<br /> | ytid = NJTeVpGKcxQ<br /> | stardate =25 [[November 2021]]<br /> | maker = Shkrugg McSchlugg<br /> | subject =[[music]]<br /> | type = compilation<br /> | info = 103-minute compilation of all Chris' singing videos<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = CWC Poppa<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|m9HSJISKzaE}}<br /> | maker = Xploshi Plus<br /> | stardate = 3 [[January 2022]]<br /> | type = Re-enactment of Chris's sick rapping<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> <references/><br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]<br /> *[[Gitar of Fail]]<br /> *''[[Guitar Hero]]''<br /> *[[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads]]<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> * [http://www.mediafire.com/?j3wnmyzctwn A list of Chris's MyCokeRewards Rhapsody purchases] (Note that those within "index[[Clyde Cash|GREGG]]bought.html" were, obviously, purchased by trolls who had hijacked the account.)<br /> <br /> {{Chris and}}<br /> {{Hedgehog Boys}}<br /> {{Music Videos}}<br /> [[Category:Music]]</div>

OcColt https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_music&diff=314949 Chris and music 2023-10-24T02:29:44Z

<p>OcColt: /* YouTube background music */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Honest}}<br /> [[File:0776-CWCGuitar.JPG|thumb|[[Chris's Big Night Out|Sonichu's still rockin' in my head!]]]]<br /> <br /> [[Chris]] is a big fan of '''music'''; he listens to tracks from many genres and decades, though mostly pop and rock from the 1980s through the 2010s. At first glance, his eclectic taste in music is [[#Musical tastes|not too unconventional]]. It's the ways he's presented his taste over the years that are pretty unconventional – most people understand that a [[Gitar of Fail|''Guitar Hero'' controller]] is not a real instrument, but Chris isn't most people.<br /> <br /> Chris is also infamous for overestimating his singing ability and music recording methods, despite having trouble remembering the [[Rebel Girl|lyrics]], [[Lovin' You|melodies]], the [[#Chris and tone-deafness|pitch]], and even [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|the instruments used]] in his favorite songs. Nevertheless, Chris has dabbled in music production, with [[Template:Music Videos|over sixty]] covers, [[parody|parodies]], and "original" songs. He loves music so much, he is turned on by the very concept of it.<br /> <br /> ==Musical tastes==<br /> Chris has often remarked that he likes "all popular music". While it's possible that he's just giving that answer to appear cool and easygoing, he really does seem to try to listen to whatever popular opinion tells him is good. Almost every song on either of his [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|3]] [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|horrible]] [[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD|albums]] was a top 40 hit in America or another country, or otherwise either a deep cut on a successful album, a B-side on a successful single or EP, or songs featured on the soundtracks to either hit movies such as ''[[Pokémon]]: The First Movie'', or video games such as ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' and ''[[Rock Band]]''.<br /> [[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|[[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|This]] is obviously [[Hanky-panky|what music is all about]].]]<br /> <br /> It is worth noting that parts of Chris's taste in music are fairly standard, as his favored genres of rock and pop are mainstream. Chris's interest in multiple genres spanning decades is shared by most people who like music. It's also common for people to develop an interest in songs from media including video games, movies, television, as well as what their parents listen to. [[Bob]]'s expansive collection of thousands of records from around the world could have influenced Chris in some way, even if it was simply inspiring a love for music in Chris.<br /> <br /> Chris has stated his favorite radio station is {{w|WQMZ|Z95.1 WQMZ}} from [[Charlottesville]], which plays nothing but inoffensive popular songs (specifically from the 1980s to today) that you're likely to hear in the dentist's office. The station bills its offerings as "today's hits and yesterday's favorites, music for [[Tomgirl|women]]".<ref>[http://www.z95.net Z95.1 homepage]</ref> Chris listens to the [[John Tesh]] radio show on this station, and once won a set of tickets to a [[Greene County Conspiracy|sporting event]] through a call-in [[Chris and contests|contest]]. He has left his radio on before during his videos as well as a few of his [[Mumble]] chats, for the whole conversation. This meant that he both enjoyed the background music and was totally inconsiderate to the other people in the chat.<br /> <br /> The only specific artist Chris seems to truly idolize is [[Britney Spears]]. There is virtually no doubt that this is more because of her beauty than her music, or for [[Britney Spears#Britney and Chris's past|memories]] of [[Manchester High School|happier times]]. On his date with [[Emily]], he claimed to like Louis Armstrong in an effort to look like a [[Bob Chandler|sophisticated jazz listener]].<br /> <br /> If his past downloads on Rhapsody (seen below) is any indication, almost everything Chris listens to has been in a ''Guitar Hero'', ''Rock Band'', or ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]]'' game. This adds yet more [[Obesity|weight]] to the theory that Chris is spoon-fed pop culture from [[PS3|video games]] and ''[[Family Guy]]''.<br /> <br /> Also, keeping with the theme of liking things that most kids are [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|unaware]] [[Ghostbusters|of]] or [[Red Skelton|would]] [[I Love Lucy|not]] [[Gilligan's Island|enjoy]], Chris has twice referenced {{w|Billy Joel}}'s upbeat 1985 track "{{w|You're Only Human (Second Wind)}}", a dated but memorable reggae-pop song written specifically to stop teenagers from [[Ryan Cash|killing themselves]]. To date, Chris has referenced the song in a [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|YouTube video]] where he says that [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|relieving yourself]] from [[stress]] isn't a big deal, and again when [[Mailbag 6|asked]] by a fan whether he'd ever had thoughts of suicide. Chris replied, with utterly no elaboration at all, that he had "a lot to live for" and told said fan to go listen to the song.<br /> <br /> Chris has also expressed a fondness for {{w|Insane Clown Posse}}, releasing [[Hello, Juffalo|two]] [[JuggaloShoutOut|videos]] in which he paints his face and talks about being a {{w|Juggalo}}. Since fans of ICP tend to be stereotyped as [[slow-in-the-minds|idiotic]], [[Chris and health|out-of-shape]], [[Ruckersville|white-trash]] jerkasses who believe themselves to be outcasts of society, it is easy to understand why becoming a Juggalo would appeal to Chris.<br /> <br /> {{quote| I like [[JERKS|men]] as I like Heavy Metal "Music"; I Do Not Like Heavy Metal Music; hardly a real beat or tune, and the lyrics are incoherent.|Chris' incoherent words about the incoherency of heavy metal.}}<br /> <br /> In a Patreon post made on 4 August 2017, Chris reveals that he has a distaste for heavy metal music. To him, all hard rock music [[chris and hypocrisy|has little to no real beats or music, and he finds the lyrics hard to follow.]]<ref>https://www.patreon.com/posts/delay-in-this-13668547</ref><br /> <br /> ==YouTube background music==<br /> Towards the fall of 2009, Chris began to include popular songs as background music in a number of his [[YouTube]] videos. Some videos, such as [[SHE IS MINE NOW]], featured {{w|Aerosmith}} in the background, possibly in a sad attempt to appear intimidating and hardcore. For [[30 Push-Ups|videos]] showing off his [[I AM STRONG|athletic prowess]], Chris favored "{{w|Eye of the Tiger}}" by Survivor. In light of Chris's virulent hatred of [[homos]], this is a somewhat ironic choice, given the extraordinarily homoerotic overtones of both the training sequences in ''Rocky III'' and Survivor's own music video for the song. For [[For Kacey from CWC|videos]] intended to express his heartfelt love for [[Kacey]], Chris employed REO Speedwagon's power ballad "{{w|Can't Fight This Feeling}}". The [[100 2189|third time]] he announced his [[Internet#Attempts to leave the Internet|leaving from the internet]], he chose, of all songs, Colbie Caillat's "{{w|Fallin' for You (Colbie Caillat song)|Fallin' for You}}" as background music--although this most likely was just him leaving the radio on in the background. He looped Katy Perry's 2010 single {{w|California Gurls|California Gurls}} in his [[Kaka Makeup Basics|official makeup tutorial]].<br /> <br /> In his [[I Love You, Catherine|videos]] [[To Mr. Smith|made in]] [[Brushfire Video|2014]], Chris took to playing sappy 1950s orchestral music in the background. This appears to be an attempt to garner sympathy given his recent difficulties in life, or it could just be yet another acquired taste from his parents.<br /> <br /> Many videos filmed in 2016 and 2017 featured default background music from the PS4 game The Playroom. The common theme is a slow looping electronic piece with beeping square-wave synths and mellow synth pads. YouTube commentators have branded this tune the "[[Financhu Crisis]] Theme". It even made an appearance in [[Q&A NO MORE]], where the soft feel is juxtaposed with Chris's trademark [[rage]].<br /> <br /> Upon Chris's return to the internet in [[October 2023]], he began to use music in the background of his most recent videos again. This follows in an assortment of [[Chris and Cameras| cinematographical]] improvements to his video making skills. Mainly in [[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned]] and the [[Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play]] videos. The latter having record static may hint at some of [[Bob]]'s record collection survived the [[2014 house fire]].<br /> <br /> ==Musical talent==<br /> ===Songwriting===<br /> [[Image:FeelOurLoveAtPlay.jpg|thumb|left|A glimpse at Chris's songwriting process.]]<br /> Most of Chris's songwriting output has been him singing his original lyrics over copyrighted songs. He doesn't consider his songs to be [[parodies]], but rather serious compositions that [[Things Chris has ripped off|happen to share]] tunes with popular songs. Writing a good parody also requires a good grasp on lyricism, which Chris doesn't really seem to have. If anything, Chris's music is {{w|Plunderphonics|plunderphonics}}, a controversial genre built around sampling and altering existing recordings.<br /> <br /> Chris's lyrics tend to be autobiographical. His [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|2003 album]] showed insight into Chris's [[Virgin with rage|loneliness]] and [[Psychology|thought processes]]. He also included several Sonichu anthems on the album, and he attempted [[Spanish]] music with "[[La Cocina en La Casa de Casanova]]", not knowing that Casanova was Italian. The album was fairly eclectic in lyrical topics and musical feel, though most of the tunes were either pop songs taken from the late 1990s or were songs used in [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] media. Chris's [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|second album]] took songs from even more genres, and included a lot of 1970s and 1980s music. However, his lyrical focus got narrower, and he wrote nearly all the songs about [[Ivy]]. His [[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD|third and most recent attempt an an album]] follows a similar pattern to his second, taking songs from the 1980s and 1990s of various genres including pop rock, country, punk, and Hi-NRG. Notably, Chris does not make any major changes to the lyrical content of these songs, only changing words that could imply he was gay.<br /> <br /> Chris's lyrics don't always fit the mood or context of the song. A good songwriter uses lyrics that reflect the music and paint an emotional picture. If they do use lyrical dissonance, it's intentional or for ironic effect. Chris, however, seems to not care either way. Consider his second-biggest hit, "[[A-U-T-I-S-M]]". The original song, "Larger than Life", has an upbeat vibe. Chris, however, rewrote the song with [[ego|self-pitying]] downer lyrics about being a lonely outcast with few friends, all while the exuberant backing track plays. The closest thing the song has to a positive twist is him bragging about his supposed intelligence. <br /> <br /> Chris also doesn't appear to grasp the concept of a hook. The hook is usually the part of the song that people remember the most; it's generally short, catchy, and heavy, almost like an advertising jingle for the song itself. Chris doesn't seem to understand this. The hook of "[[So Need a Cute Girl]]" is "I have a boyfriend!". Those who don't pay much attention to lyrics will hear that part stand out the most, making it sound like Chris is singing about [[homos|him having a boyfriend.]] <br /> <br /> Chris's rhymes are elementary and sometimes forced. In "[[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]", he rhymes "eighteen to twenty-two" with "boyfriend free too" before plugging Match.com. In "[[Saddest Heart in the World]]", he says "Heart-broken, sad and very lonely,/I may never remove my virginity." In addition to rhyming "lonely" with "virginity," he opts to say "remove" when "lose" would have worked much better and sounded less robotic.<br /> <br /> Chris's attempts at figurative language fall flat. In [[Yellow Is a Mellow Color]], he pens the truism "Traveling without a map/Is like traveling with no map." In A-U-T-I-S-M, he sings "I'm lookin' at you all, and I see a rainbow, come on!" It's not clear what he means by this: Rainbows are usually used as a symbol of [[homos|homosexuality]], but he could be using it as a workaround metaphor for the [[autism]] spectrum. There are very few metaphors in Chris's music that aren't either nonsense or clichés, and much of it is quite rigid and literal. <br /> <br /> "[[Feel Our Love At Play]]" is a case study for all of the above. In this song, Chris transforms a classic 1980s love song into an overly literal monstrosity (in both senses of the word literal). Chris replaces the iconic hook, "Take My Breath Away," with a hook that would probably work better as a verse. "Feel Our Love At Play" is just too literal. Chris also takes out any verse he interprets as negative, replacing them with verses that would have never sent Berlin's original to the top of the charts. He replaces "Waiting, still anticipating love" with "Feeling our mutual feels," which sounds especially out of place with the 80s vibes. He wasn't even trying to parody Berlin or change the meaning significantly – all he did was change enough words to call it his own. In other words, he should have just made Ivy a mixtape. <br /> <br /> Chris has written a few truly original songs, but the results are riddled with a healthy dose of [[random-access humor]]. His best example, [[I Got A Fish]], stands out with its catchy-but-meaningless symbolism. His more recent song, [[It's snowing]], shifts its tone from soft to aggressive as he sings "Snowing, snowing, snowing is falling and we're inside at home, with eggs, for breakfast TO MAKE OMELETS WITH!" His original melodies are quite sing-songy and straddle the boundaries between singing and talking. Which brings us to...<br /> <br /> ===Singing===<br /> {{Quote|...and when singing I can have a Frank Sinatra or Bing Crosby flavor.|Chris, [[Sonichu_Girls#Introduction_.2830_December_2008.29|being sadly mistaken]].}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:CWCGUITARHERO.jpg|thumb|right|"''You've seen life through distorted eyes,<br /> <br>You know you had to learn,<br /> <br>The execution of your mind,<br /> <br>You really had to turn''"]]<br /> <br /> It is impossible to overstate how much of a terrible singer Chris is. It is similarly impossible to overstate [[Chris and reality|how deluded Chris is]] about his ability to sing. He's so deluded, in fact, when trying to confront Liquid via artistic competition, he lost [[SingStar Challenge|a challenge that he nominated himself]].<br /> <br /> Despite claiming to have a "deep bass voice"<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails#Chris_got_his_degree_for_Cwcville]]</ref>, Chris's voice is unusually high-pitched, and often louder than appropriate. He also tends to speak in an [[Autism|odd, emotionless monotone]]. These issues with his voice become even more obvious when he tries to sing. In both his [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] albums, as well as the only album from [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]], he doesn't actually "sing" so much as desperately yell over the track in an attempt to drown out the actual words of the song (as he never bothers to look up karaoke/instrumental-only versions of anything he sings). This is painfully obvious when he attempts to sing "[[Sonichu Zip]]", a song that uses the Japanese theme song to the anime ''Sonic X'', "Sonic Drive". The fast tempo and lyrics of "Sonic Drive" result in Chris rapidly dissolving into screaming gibberish. When he does try to actually vary his voice away from the standard monotone, it becomes very obvious that Chris is almost completely tone-deaf; his [[Speech impediment|voice]] fluctuates in pitch with little to no regard to the background music, or even the original artist he's shouting over. Occasionally he's [[SingStar Challenge Round 2|barely managed]] [[I Got A Fish|to carry a tune]], though. If Chris could sing at all, his voice type would be at best a {{w|Tenor#Tenor buffo or Spieltenor|spieltenor}} (used for [[Random-access humor|comical]] roles) pushing towards {{w|countertenor}}, a pitch range octaves above the bass range he claims to have, and a tessitura (note range) too high for many ''[[Gal-Pals|women]]''. <br /> <br /> Chris also has a lot of trouble with tempo and entries. While the songs he's written usually manage to match the originals in terms of lyrical rhythms, Chris often pushes ahead or pulls back from the tempo of the song. This is sometimes done deliberately by singers and is called ''rubato'', but in Chris's case it is generally the result of messing up lyrics or having too many or few words for the rhythm ([[Chris and Writing|usually the former]]), and Chris's tenuous sense of pulse means that once he gets thrown offbeat he struggles (usually in vain) to recover. This could probably be avoided if he took the time to practice or revise, but since this entails work it is flatly out of the question. Also owing to this nonexistent practice ethic is Chris being completely terrible at remembering the actual words to the song he's singing. The only part he tends to know is the chorus of the song, likely because the repetition makes it the only part of the song he pays attention to. Between choruses, however, he often forgets the words and improvises lyrics, which invariably consist of mumbled incoherent nonsense.<br /> <br /> ====''A cappella''====<br /> ''A cappella'' is a musical technique that entails using nothing but the human voice (and sometimes the body) to produce music. In the [[Official Videobooks]], Chris will occasionally break out into ''a cappella'' renditions of what one can only assume is supposed to be Sonichu's theme music. These bizarre freestyle musical interludes drive home exactly how childish Chris is. There's something uniquely terrifying about a man in his mid-30s (who looks like he's 45) showing us his ''Sonic''/''Pokémon'' crossover and shouting "dun dun dun". Chris also occasionally does this in his normal videos. He also performed a poor rendition of "The Final Countdown" by Europe while showing us that he can still [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|pick up a chair]], and an equally-as-awful version of Q Lazzarus's "Goodbye Horses" while [[It's not that cold|pretending to dig up his dead dog and wear it as a coat]]. And let's not forget "[[Lovin' You]]", where he attempts to do ''a cappella'', but thanks to a sheer lack of practice, simply ends up massacring a Minnie Riperton classic by singing it completely out of tune (and tempo).<br /> <br /> Despite his frequent use of ''a cappella'', Chris clearly doesn't understand the full meaning of the word. During the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]], a frequent source of [[rage]] from Chris was the "music" in the background of [[Adam Stackhouse]]'s video, which Chris vehemently claimed was a violation of the rules regarding backing tracks. However, since the music was simple beatboxing, it would be considered ''a cappella'' by most.<br /> <br /> ===Rap===<br /> With the popularity of artists like {{w|Eminem}}, {{w|Macklemore}}, {{w|Post Malone}}, and {{w|Jedi Mind Tricks}}, plus the odd continued existence of {{w|Nerdcore|nerdcore}}, white guys rapping on [[YouTube]] is not unheard of. [[Liquid Chris|Some of these individuals]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 2#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|demonstrate impressive talent]] in their ability to flow on a beat. Chris is not among them.<br /> <br /> Of course, his most notable foray into rap is his entry for the PaRappa contest. While his motivations and the drama it caused are covered extensively in that article, the video itself is characterized by a complete lack of rhythm or flow. The result can best be described as sounding like a drunk Muppet being startled every 30 seconds; Chris slurring his words together constantly and periodically yelling lyrics for no reason.<br /> <br /> Before he starts the song in earnest, Chris does a little bit of freestyling in the beginning. Needless to say, it's not promising:<br /> <br /> {{Quote|I have a [[PSP]] and she don't<br>So give me the PSP,<br>Unwrap the wrapper<br>So I can give one to her,<br>And then we can play together!|Chris, almost rhyming.}}<br /> <br /> This, however, was nothing compared to a [[SHE IS MINE NOW|later foray]] into the genre. Playing Aerosmith in the background instead of any sort of backbeat, Chris basically just shouts a lot of random short sentences with no regard as to how they flow, or if they even rhyme at all.<br /> <br /> {{Quote|You just a dang dummy!<br>And you still chicken, you's a dang coward!<br>You wanna come fight me?<br>Come fight me in person<br>[[Hypocrisy|Come out from behind the camera]], you fool!|Chris, "rapping"}}<br /> <br /> In [[December 2009]], Chris would rap once again to Insane Clown Posse's side-project {{w|Dark Lotus}}. As usual, he made no attempt to learn the lyrics and appears to be reading them off a piece of paper to unconvincing effect. During a portion of the video, he simply mumbles to himself, rocking back and forth and fondling his ample breasts not once, but twice. He also refers to himself as a [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Juffalo Juffalo], a term apparently used by Insane Clown Posse aficionados to describe the noncommittal poseurs who aren't good enough to fully appreciate the world of clown-related glam rap.<br /> <br /> Two days prior to this he made another [[IPods Down and Listen Up|awful freestyle rap]]. The point of this is unclear, although he apparently visited a doctor, who suggested that he take over-the-counter vitamins. He likens [[Cakefarts|the effects of these vitamins]] to Viagra, and then compares himself to a tiger raping a panther to produce tiger-panther cubs.<br /> <br /> ===Instruments===<br /> [[Image:CWCGitarPlaying2.jpg|thumb|**clickclickclick** It's like I'm playing real guitar, y'all!]]<br /> [[Image:295.jpg|thumb|The (only) other instrument Chris's good at.]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|I would play my ax on the Wii; getting the high scores, scored better, real play for my benefit.|[[Blanca]], acting as a proxy for Chris to espouse his flawed beliefs on music}}<br /> <br /> Chris seems to have a very tenuous grasp on what constitutes a musical instrument. Notably, in several videos, Chris tends to treat his [[Gitar of Fail|''Guitar Hero'' controller]] like it's a real instrument. This seems outright foolish, even for Chris, until you consider his mindset. All of Chris's [[Sonichu (comic)|"creations"]] are [[Things Chris has ripped off|copies of other things]], yet are still [[Chris and copyright|somehow completely original]]. So by "playing" someone else's song on ''Guitar Hero'', his autistic mindset dictates that he is actually playing the song, no matter if the song is a cover of the original, which necessitates a legitimate instrument on which to play it.<br /> <br /> As further proof of his madness, Chris equated Liquid's actual musical skill to him playing ''Guitar Hero'', to such a degree that he felt it necessary to outlaw both in the SingStar Challenge.<br /> <br /> {{quote|I got the idea of the challenge from him COPYING me playing Boston's "More Than A Feeling" on Guitar Hero on his old Wooden Nickel; if he wants to copy on Guitar, he may as well be challenged in a Sing-Off.|Chris, [[Katie Bay E-mails 3|blowing the minds of guitarists of all talent levels]]}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|-NO MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS, real or Guitar Hero/Rock Band/Rock Revolution, etc is to be visible in ANY VIDEO.|Chris, inspiring the hatred of people who like music everywhere}}<br /> <br /> Chris has attempted actual guitar playing after [[Kim Wilson]] suggested it, but he didn't stick with it. He demoed a guitar at Best Buy, strumming randomly on the strings. Chris believed his random open-string strumming sounded good. He mentioned to [[Kacey]] he was planning on saving up to buy the genuine axe, and that he was going to start taking lessons. He never ended up buying it, presumably put off by the [[stress]] of practice. <ref>[[Kacey Call 14]]</ref><br /> <br /> ===Chris and tone-deafness===<br /> <br /> It is telling that not only does Chris lack any sense of pitch in singing, but with melodies in general. This is evidenced in the [[The_24th_Wedding_Anniversary_Special#Part_1|Wedding Anniversary Special]], where he claims to be playing the original theme to Sonic the Hedgehog but ends up with some wildly unrecognizable tune that only vaguely resembles the Sonic theme rhythmically. Chris sequenced the tune on a fairly simple piano roll, meaning his performance abilities are irrelevant. This proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that ''Chris is actually tone-deaf,'' instead of simply lacking in vocal skills. <br /> <br /> Some think it's a symptom of autism, as subtleties in tone and intonation indicating emotional and social cues are beyond his grasp, which in turn would affect recognition of pitch changes in music. However, something isn't right; in fact, autistic people are more likely to have perfect pitch than non-autistics<ref>https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/people-with-autism-can-hear-more-than-most-which-can-be-a-strength-and-a-challenge-a7715266.html</ref>, an ability shared with Mozart, Michael Jackson, Mariah Carey, Charlie Puth and others. So if plenty of fellow autistics have this otherwise rare musical gift, why did Chris end up with the opposite?<br /> <br /> The [[autism papers]] provides a great clue; Chris lost some of his high-frequency hearing in early childhood.<ref>[[Autism_papers#SOCIAL_HISTORY:]]</ref> This could also explain why Chris seems to mix up different instruments; he was playing his [[Gitar of Fail]] in [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|Holding Out for a Hero]], but his frenetic fingerings more closely matched the piano and synth parts of the song, not the long guitar chords.<br /> <br /> ==Recording method and equipment==<br /> Chris's idea of accompaniment is putting the original song playing on the background using his [[PS3]] and the near-$1,000 [[Sony]] LCD HDTV and the most expensive speakers his [[tugboat]] could tug in, while he sings with his unique voice. The singing, of course, is dutifully recorded with either the long-suffering [[PSEye]] camera or a cheap desktop mic. The implications are staggering:<br /> <br /> * There's always a huge quality loss when music is played on speaker and then re-recorded from a distance. Even with high-fidelity equipment, the acoustics of the room distorts the sound and the air itself blocks low and high frequencies, leaving you with only a muffled fraction of the original sound. Chris, of course, believes that [[Chris and his Ego|everything he does is perfect on the first try and never has to be redone]], just like his art. Professionals generally only record speakers when they belong to guitar amps (since tasteful distortion is often desirable in rock). <br /> * The original lyrics are almost always still on the song. At least on one occasion, Chris even screwed up harder than this: he got a cover of "Never Gonna Give You Up" from ''Family Guy'', clobbered by dialogue and other sounds.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008]]</ref> While lyrics often can't always be removed from a mixed song entirely, it's at least worth a shot trying lyrics removal software. Or, it might pay to look for an instrumental version or cover, or the song's stem files. Even a MIDI version is still preferable, and it would probably hold up better copyright-wise. <br /> * When you have one go and one microphone to record everything, there's no way to correct the errors if you flub anything. The result is obviously perfect...[[The Simpsons|d'oh]], who are we kidding? <br /> * Chris takes no care when it comes to mic placement, which can often make or break a recording, even with microphones much more expensive than Chris's. <br /> <br /> Chris is, of course, unaware of the incredible leaps and bounds that music recording has advanced in recent years, and hasn't noticed that there are plenty of good multitrack sound editors available for free, many of which come with lyrics removal plugins. <br /> <br /> Chris also demands this sort of weird screwy setup from ''others''; one might assume, for example, that the Brown-Striped One, with actual musical talent, would have more technical know-how on how to record music properly, but the SingStar Challenge was done on Chris's strange terms. Recording in one take with one microphone was obsolete as soon as phonographs became electric.<br /> <br /> ==Business==<br /> [[File:Negative.jpg|thumb|right|150px|''Negative'' cover art.]]<br /> [[File:Negative_booklet_innards.jpg|thumb|right|150px|''Negative'' booklet.]]<br /> [[File:Chris Chan and Boi Spicy.jpg|thumb|right|150px|''Love is Love'' cover art.]]<br /> [[File:Trap_Top_Neon_Vol_1.jpg|thumb|right|150px|''Trap Top Neon Vol. 1'' cover art.]]<br /> [[File:Cone Attacks!.jpg|thumb|right|150px|''Cone Attacks!'' cover art.]]<br /> <br /> On 2 [[February 2015]], Chris revealed that he drew the artwork to the album ''Negative'' by L'eclipse Nue. L'eclipse Nue is an obscure {{w|Harsh noise|harsh noise}} act, whose music largely consists of ear-piercing screeches and low rumbling sounds – quite inaccessible for our Britney Spears-loving hero. Chris gave a brief review of the album, claiming that it reminded him of "[[My Little Pony|Pinkie Pie]] playing a {{w|Theremin|theramin}} [sic]", and stating that he could "sense the emotions and depressions expressed behind the music". Chris has almost certainly not listened to the album.<br /> <br /> The cover booklet in the special-edition physical release of the album reveals that the entire album was focused around the cruddy picture Chris had drawn for them, along with a description of the piece.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|"I have seen into the torment of the deceased woman;<br><br /> she may have had a life's career if posing nude for art,<br><br /> as well as offering herself to the numerous artists.<br><br /> [[Autism|Take from that what you will.]]<br><br /> And now she haunts the number of artists and photographers<br><br /> who did really wrong her in her life."}}<br /> <br /> Dan states in the booklet that:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|"The sounds herein were created in order to illustrate that story.<br><br /> This album is a soundtrack to Christian's [[Chris and art|art]]."}}<br /> <br /> Therein this whole album, and every sound in it, is inspired entirely by Chris's art.<br /> <br /> In February 2018, Chris was approached by the music group Boi Spicy to do a feature for their album ''The Never-Ending Journey To Boi-Town, USA''. Instead of doing something original like they requested, he decided to use his trademark laziness and make them record "[[Love is Love (song)|Love is Love]]". To further stoke his [[Chris and his Ego|ego]], he drew a cover for "Love is Love", intending it to be released as a single. Boi Spicy removed the song from their Bandcamp page following the [[Affair with Mother|incest]] fallout.<br /> <br /> On 19 [[July 2019]], the release of ''Trap Top Neon Vol. 1'' by Easy-K Beats marks the third time Chris became the artist of an album cover. Chris simply redrew the cover art from the [[Internet Dream Lounge]], of which Easy-K Beats was the co-host, drawing himself into the scene in a show of his ego.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5066806</ref><br /> <br /> 21 [[August 2019]] saw the fourth time Chris of being commissioned for an album cover for the release of ''Cone Attacks!'' by MC Cone. However, being the lazy autist that he is, the cover art and in turn, the album was delayed until 5 [[September 2019]] after many complaints from the commissioner.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/post-5284988</ref><br /> <br /> In addition, many of Chris's fans request him to sing in [[Paid Video Requests]].<br /> <br /> ==Music fetish==<br /> Chris doesn't just love music, he's even turned on by the ''very concept'' of it. In [[February 2017]], although he's made passing mentions of it before, Chris stated on [[Facebook]] he gets aroused when listening to music--any music, not just certain songs. This includes music featured on ''[[Sailor Moon]]''.<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#Aroused by Sailor Moon music]]</ref> As always, [[Pedofork|make of that what you will]].<br /> <br /> Finally, being aroused by music is not unique to Chris: otherwise, love songs such as "{{w|Tonight, I Celebrate My Love}}" or "{{w|Always (Atlantic Starr song)|Always}}" would have not done well in the charts, and pop singers like Madonna wouldn't insert sexual innuendos into their hits. That said, most people aren't turned on by the very ''concept'' of music as a whole.<br /> <br /> It is possible that Chris, given his confusion [[Chris and sex|regarding sex as a whole]], may be conflating this arousal with the phenomenon of {{w|Frisson|frisson}}, a pleasant feeling that listeners experience when listening to music, often observed when listening to certain styles of music, or features of a given piece - this sensation is variously described as 'tingling' or 'chills'. However, he could genuinely experience ''auralism'' (a sound fetish).<br /> <br /> ==Fan videos==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = SONICHU The Album ! New From CWC-Tel<br /> | ytid = fMwAgMXH9mU<br /> | stardate = 1 [[January 2019]]<br /> | maker = rEdf196<br /> | subject =[[music]]<br /> | type = <br /> | info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = Ultimate Chris Chan Singing Compilation (2003-2021)<br /> | ytid = NJTeVpGKcxQ<br /> | stardate =25 [[November 2021]]<br /> | maker = Shkrugg McSchlugg<br /> | subject =[[music]]<br /> | type = compilation<br /> | info = 103-minute compilation of all Chris' singing videos<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = CWC Poppa<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|m9HSJISKzaE}}<br /> | maker = Xploshi Plus<br /> | stardate = 3 [[January 2022]]<br /> | type = Re-enactment of Chris's sick rapping<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> <references/><br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]<br /> *[[Gitar of Fail]]<br /> *''[[Guitar Hero]]''<br /> *[[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads]]<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> * [http://www.mediafire.com/?j3wnmyzctwn A list of Chris's MyCokeRewards Rhapsody purchases] (Note that those within "index[[Clyde Cash|GREGG]]bought.html" were, obviously, purchased by trolls who had hijacked the account.)<br /> <br /> {{Chris and}}<br /> {{Hedgehog Boys}}<br /> {{Music Videos}}<br /> [[Category:Music]]</div>

OcColt https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_music&diff=314948 Chris and music 2023-10-24T02:24:03Z

<p>OcColt: /* YouTube background music */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Honest}}<br /> [[File:0776-CWCGuitar.JPG|thumb|[[Chris's Big Night Out|Sonichu's still rockin' in my head!]]]]<br /> <br /> [[Chris]] is a big fan of '''music'''; he listens to tracks from many genres and decades, though mostly pop and rock from the 1980s through the 2010s. At first glance, his eclectic taste in music is [[#Musical tastes|not too unconventional]]. It's the ways he's presented his taste over the years that are pretty unconventional – most people understand that a [[Gitar of Fail|''Guitar Hero'' controller]] is not a real instrument, but Chris isn't most people.<br /> <br /> Chris is also infamous for overestimating his singing ability and music recording methods, despite having trouble remembering the [[Rebel Girl|lyrics]], [[Lovin' You|melodies]], the [[#Chris and tone-deafness|pitch]], and even [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|the instruments used]] in his favorite songs. Nevertheless, Chris has dabbled in music production, with [[Template:Music Videos|over sixty]] covers, [[parody|parodies]], and "original" songs. He loves music so much, he is turned on by the very concept of it.<br /> <br /> ==Musical tastes==<br /> Chris has often remarked that he likes "all popular music". While it's possible that he's just giving that answer to appear cool and easygoing, he really does seem to try to listen to whatever popular opinion tells him is good. Almost every song on either of his [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|3]] [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|horrible]] [[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD|albums]] was a top 40 hit in America or another country, or otherwise either a deep cut on a successful album, a B-side on a successful single or EP, or songs featured on the soundtracks to either hit movies such as ''[[Pokémon]]: The First Movie'', or video games such as ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' and ''[[Rock Band]]''.<br /> [[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|[[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|This]] is obviously [[Hanky-panky|what music is all about]].]]<br /> <br /> It is worth noting that parts of Chris's taste in music are fairly standard, as his favored genres of rock and pop are mainstream. Chris's interest in multiple genres spanning decades is shared by most people who like music. It's also common for people to develop an interest in songs from media including video games, movies, television, as well as what their parents listen to. [[Bob]]'s expansive collection of thousands of records from around the world could have influenced Chris in some way, even if it was simply inspiring a love for music in Chris.<br /> <br /> Chris has stated his favorite radio station is {{w|WQMZ|Z95.1 WQMZ}} from [[Charlottesville]], which plays nothing but inoffensive popular songs (specifically from the 1980s to today) that you're likely to hear in the dentist's office. The station bills its offerings as "today's hits and yesterday's favorites, music for [[Tomgirl|women]]".<ref>[http://www.z95.net Z95.1 homepage]</ref> Chris listens to the [[John Tesh]] radio show on this station, and once won a set of tickets to a [[Greene County Conspiracy|sporting event]] through a call-in [[Chris and contests|contest]]. He has left his radio on before during his videos as well as a few of his [[Mumble]] chats, for the whole conversation. This meant that he both enjoyed the background music and was totally inconsiderate to the other people in the chat.<br /> <br /> The only specific artist Chris seems to truly idolize is [[Britney Spears]]. There is virtually no doubt that this is more because of her beauty than her music, or for [[Britney Spears#Britney and Chris's past|memories]] of [[Manchester High School|happier times]]. On his date with [[Emily]], he claimed to like Louis Armstrong in an effort to look like a [[Bob Chandler|sophisticated jazz listener]].<br /> <br /> If his past downloads on Rhapsody (seen below) is any indication, almost everything Chris listens to has been in a ''Guitar Hero'', ''Rock Band'', or ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]]'' game. This adds yet more [[Obesity|weight]] to the theory that Chris is spoon-fed pop culture from [[PS3|video games]] and ''[[Family Guy]]''.<br /> <br /> Also, keeping with the theme of liking things that most kids are [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|unaware]] [[Ghostbusters|of]] or [[Red Skelton|would]] [[I Love Lucy|not]] [[Gilligan's Island|enjoy]], Chris has twice referenced {{w|Billy Joel}}'s upbeat 1985 track "{{w|You're Only Human (Second Wind)}}", a dated but memorable reggae-pop song written specifically to stop teenagers from [[Ryan Cash|killing themselves]]. To date, Chris has referenced the song in a [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|YouTube video]] where he says that [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|relieving yourself]] from [[stress]] isn't a big deal, and again when [[Mailbag 6|asked]] by a fan whether he'd ever had thoughts of suicide. Chris replied, with utterly no elaboration at all, that he had "a lot to live for" and told said fan to go listen to the song.<br /> <br /> Chris has also expressed a fondness for {{w|Insane Clown Posse}}, releasing [[Hello, Juffalo|two]] [[JuggaloShoutOut|videos]] in which he paints his face and talks about being a {{w|Juggalo}}. Since fans of ICP tend to be stereotyped as [[slow-in-the-minds|idiotic]], [[Chris and health|out-of-shape]], [[Ruckersville|white-trash]] jerkasses who believe themselves to be outcasts of society, it is easy to understand why becoming a Juggalo would appeal to Chris.<br /> <br /> {{quote| I like [[JERKS|men]] as I like Heavy Metal "Music"; I Do Not Like Heavy Metal Music; hardly a real beat or tune, and the lyrics are incoherent.|Chris' incoherent words about the incoherency of heavy metal.}}<br /> <br /> In a Patreon post made on 4 August 2017, Chris reveals that he has a distaste for heavy metal music. To him, all hard rock music [[chris and hypocrisy|has little to no real beats or music, and he finds the lyrics hard to follow.]]<ref>https://www.patreon.com/posts/delay-in-this-13668547</ref><br /> <br /> ==YouTube background music==<br /> Towards the fall of 2009, Chris began to include popular songs as background music in a number of his [[YouTube]] videos. Some videos, such as [[SHE IS MINE NOW]], featured {{w|Aerosmith}} in the background, possibly in a sad attempt to appear intimidating and hardcore. For [[30 Push-Ups|videos]] showing off his [[I AM STRONG|athletic prowess]], Chris favored "{{w|Eye of the Tiger}}" by Survivor. In light of Chris's virulent hatred of [[homos]], this is a somewhat ironic choice, given the extraordinarily homoerotic overtones of both the training sequences in ''Rocky III'' and Survivor's own music video for the song. For [[For Kacey from CWC|videos]] intended to express his heartfelt love for [[Kacey]], Chris employed REO Speedwagon's power ballad "{{w|Can't Fight This Feeling}}". The [[100 2189|third time]] he announced his [[Internet#Attempts to leave the Internet|leaving from the internet]], he chose, of all songs, Colbie Caillat's "{{w|Fallin' for You (Colbie Caillat song)|Fallin' for You}}" as background music--although this most likely was just him leaving the radio on in the background. He looped Katy Perry's 2010 single {{w|California Gurls|California Gurls}} in his [[Kaka Makeup Basics|official makeup tutorial]].<br /> <br /> In his [[I Love You, Catherine|videos]] [[To Mr. Smith|made in]] [[Brushfire Video|2014]], Chris took to playing sappy 1950s orchestral music in the background. This appears to be an attempt to garner sympathy given his recent difficulties in life, or it could just be yet another acquired taste from his parents.<br /> <br /> Many videos filmed in 2016 and 2017 featured default background music from the PS4 game The Playroom. The common theme is a slow looping electronic piece with beeping square-wave synths and mellow synth pads. YouTube commentators have branded this tune the "[[Financhu Crisis]] Theme". It even made an appearance in [[Q&A NO MORE]], where the soft feel is juxtaposed with Chris's trademark [[rage]].<br /> <br /> Upon Chris's return to the internet in [[October 2023]], he began to use music in the background of his most recent videos. Mainly in [[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned]] and the [[Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play]] videos. The latter having record static may hint at some of [[Bob]]'s record collection survived the [[2014 house fire]].<br /> <br /> ==Musical talent==<br /> ===Songwriting===<br /> [[Image:FeelOurLoveAtPlay.jpg|thumb|left|A glimpse at Chris's songwriting process.]]<br /> Most of Chris's songwriting output has been him singing his original lyrics over copyrighted songs. He doesn't consider his songs to be [[parodies]], but rather serious compositions that [[Things Chris has ripped off|happen to share]] tunes with popular songs. Writing a good parody also requires a good grasp on lyricism, which Chris doesn't really seem to have. If anything, Chris's music is {{w|Plunderphonics|plunderphonics}}, a controversial genre built around sampling and altering existing recordings.<br /> <br /> Chris's lyrics tend to be autobiographical. His [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|2003 album]] showed insight into Chris's [[Virgin with rage|loneliness]] and [[Psychology|thought processes]]. He also included several Sonichu anthems on the album, and he attempted [[Spanish]] music with "[[La Cocina en La Casa de Casanova]]", not knowing that Casanova was Italian. The album was fairly eclectic in lyrical topics and musical feel, though most of the tunes were either pop songs taken from the late 1990s or were songs used in [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] media. Chris's [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|second album]] took songs from even more genres, and included a lot of 1970s and 1980s music. However, his lyrical focus got narrower, and he wrote nearly all the songs about [[Ivy]]. His [[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD|third and most recent attempt an an album]] follows a similar pattern to his second, taking songs from the 1980s and 1990s of various genres including pop rock, country, punk, and Hi-NRG. Notably, Chris does not make any major changes to the lyrical content of these songs, only changing words that could imply he was gay.<br /> <br /> Chris's lyrics don't always fit the mood or context of the song. A good songwriter uses lyrics that reflect the music and paint an emotional picture. If they do use lyrical dissonance, it's intentional or for ironic effect. Chris, however, seems to not care either way. Consider his second-biggest hit, "[[A-U-T-I-S-M]]". The original song, "Larger than Life", has an upbeat vibe. Chris, however, rewrote the song with [[ego|self-pitying]] downer lyrics about being a lonely outcast with few friends, all while the exuberant backing track plays. The closest thing the song has to a positive twist is him bragging about his supposed intelligence. <br /> <br /> Chris also doesn't appear to grasp the concept of a hook. The hook is usually the part of the song that people remember the most; it's generally short, catchy, and heavy, almost like an advertising jingle for the song itself. Chris doesn't seem to understand this. The hook of "[[So Need a Cute Girl]]" is "I have a boyfriend!". Those who don't pay much attention to lyrics will hear that part stand out the most, making it sound like Chris is singing about [[homos|him having a boyfriend.]] <br /> <br /> Chris's rhymes are elementary and sometimes forced. In "[[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]", he rhymes "eighteen to twenty-two" with "boyfriend free too" before plugging Match.com. In "[[Saddest Heart in the World]]", he says "Heart-broken, sad and very lonely,/I may never remove my virginity." In addition to rhyming "lonely" with "virginity," he opts to say "remove" when "lose" would have worked much better and sounded less robotic.<br /> <br /> Chris's attempts at figurative language fall flat. In [[Yellow Is a Mellow Color]], he pens the truism "Traveling without a map/Is like traveling with no map." In A-U-T-I-S-M, he sings "I'm lookin' at you all, and I see a rainbow, come on!" It's not clear what he means by this: Rainbows are usually used as a symbol of [[homos|homosexuality]], but he could be using it as a workaround metaphor for the [[autism]] spectrum. There are very few metaphors in Chris's music that aren't either nonsense or clichés, and much of it is quite rigid and literal. <br /> <br /> "[[Feel Our Love At Play]]" is a case study for all of the above. In this song, Chris transforms a classic 1980s love song into an overly literal monstrosity (in both senses of the word literal). Chris replaces the iconic hook, "Take My Breath Away," with a hook that would probably work better as a verse. "Feel Our Love At Play" is just too literal. Chris also takes out any verse he interprets as negative, replacing them with verses that would have never sent Berlin's original to the top of the charts. He replaces "Waiting, still anticipating love" with "Feeling our mutual feels," which sounds especially out of place with the 80s vibes. He wasn't even trying to parody Berlin or change the meaning significantly – all he did was change enough words to call it his own. In other words, he should have just made Ivy a mixtape. <br /> <br /> Chris has written a few truly original songs, but the results are riddled with a healthy dose of [[random-access humor]]. His best example, [[I Got A Fish]], stands out with its catchy-but-meaningless symbolism. His more recent song, [[It's snowing]], shifts its tone from soft to aggressive as he sings "Snowing, snowing, snowing is falling and we're inside at home, with eggs, for breakfast TO MAKE OMELETS WITH!" His original melodies are quite sing-songy and straddle the boundaries between singing and talking. Which brings us to...<br /> <br /> ===Singing===<br /> {{Quote|...and when singing I can have a Frank Sinatra or Bing Crosby flavor.|Chris, [[Sonichu_Girls#Introduction_.2830_December_2008.29|being sadly mistaken]].}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:CWCGUITARHERO.jpg|thumb|right|"''You've seen life through distorted eyes,<br /> <br>You know you had to learn,<br /> <br>The execution of your mind,<br /> <br>You really had to turn''"]]<br /> <br /> It is impossible to overstate how much of a terrible singer Chris is. It is similarly impossible to overstate [[Chris and reality|how deluded Chris is]] about his ability to sing. He's so deluded, in fact, when trying to confront Liquid via artistic competition, he lost [[SingStar Challenge|a challenge that he nominated himself]].<br /> <br /> Despite claiming to have a "deep bass voice"<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails#Chris_got_his_degree_for_Cwcville]]</ref>, Chris's voice is unusually high-pitched, and often louder than appropriate. He also tends to speak in an [[Autism|odd, emotionless monotone]]. These issues with his voice become even more obvious when he tries to sing. In both his [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] albums, as well as the only album from [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]], he doesn't actually "sing" so much as desperately yell over the track in an attempt to drown out the actual words of the song (as he never bothers to look up karaoke/instrumental-only versions of anything he sings). This is painfully obvious when he attempts to sing "[[Sonichu Zip]]", a song that uses the Japanese theme song to the anime ''Sonic X'', "Sonic Drive". The fast tempo and lyrics of "Sonic Drive" result in Chris rapidly dissolving into screaming gibberish. When he does try to actually vary his voice away from the standard monotone, it becomes very obvious that Chris is almost completely tone-deaf; his [[Speech impediment|voice]] fluctuates in pitch with little to no regard to the background music, or even the original artist he's shouting over. Occasionally he's [[SingStar Challenge Round 2|barely managed]] [[I Got A Fish|to carry a tune]], though. If Chris could sing at all, his voice type would be at best a {{w|Tenor#Tenor buffo or Spieltenor|spieltenor}} (used for [[Random-access humor|comical]] roles) pushing towards {{w|countertenor}}, a pitch range octaves above the bass range he claims to have, and a tessitura (note range) too high for many ''[[Gal-Pals|women]]''. <br /> <br /> Chris also has a lot of trouble with tempo and entries. While the songs he's written usually manage to match the originals in terms of lyrical rhythms, Chris often pushes ahead or pulls back from the tempo of the song. This is sometimes done deliberately by singers and is called ''rubato'', but in Chris's case it is generally the result of messing up lyrics or having too many or few words for the rhythm ([[Chris and Writing|usually the former]]), and Chris's tenuous sense of pulse means that once he gets thrown offbeat he struggles (usually in vain) to recover. This could probably be avoided if he took the time to practice or revise, but since this entails work it is flatly out of the question. Also owing to this nonexistent practice ethic is Chris being completely terrible at remembering the actual words to the song he's singing. The only part he tends to know is the chorus of the song, likely because the repetition makes it the only part of the song he pays attention to. Between choruses, however, he often forgets the words and improvises lyrics, which invariably consist of mumbled incoherent nonsense.<br /> <br /> ====''A cappella''====<br /> ''A cappella'' is a musical technique that entails using nothing but the human voice (and sometimes the body) to produce music. In the [[Official Videobooks]], Chris will occasionally break out into ''a cappella'' renditions of what one can only assume is supposed to be Sonichu's theme music. These bizarre freestyle musical interludes drive home exactly how childish Chris is. There's something uniquely terrifying about a man in his mid-30s (who looks like he's 45) showing us his ''Sonic''/''Pokémon'' crossover and shouting "dun dun dun". Chris also occasionally does this in his normal videos. He also performed a poor rendition of "The Final Countdown" by Europe while showing us that he can still [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|pick up a chair]], and an equally-as-awful version of Q Lazzarus's "Goodbye Horses" while [[It's not that cold|pretending to dig up his dead dog and wear it as a coat]]. And let's not forget "[[Lovin' You]]", where he attempts to do ''a cappella'', but thanks to a sheer lack of practice, simply ends up massacring a Minnie Riperton classic by singing it completely out of tune (and tempo).<br /> <br /> Despite his frequent use of ''a cappella'', Chris clearly doesn't understand the full meaning of the word. During the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]], a frequent source of [[rage]] from Chris was the "music" in the background of [[Adam Stackhouse]]'s video, which Chris vehemently claimed was a violation of the rules regarding backing tracks. However, since the music was simple beatboxing, it would be considered ''a cappella'' by most.<br /> <br /> ===Rap===<br /> With the popularity of artists like {{w|Eminem}}, {{w|Macklemore}}, {{w|Post Malone}}, and {{w|Jedi Mind Tricks}}, plus the odd continued existence of {{w|Nerdcore|nerdcore}}, white guys rapping on [[YouTube]] is not unheard of. [[Liquid Chris|Some of these individuals]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 2#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|demonstrate impressive talent]] in their ability to flow on a beat. Chris is not among them.<br /> <br /> Of course, his most notable foray into rap is his entry for the PaRappa contest. While his motivations and the drama it caused are covered extensively in that article, the video itself is characterized by a complete lack of rhythm or flow. The result can best be described as sounding like a drunk Muppet being startled every 30 seconds; Chris slurring his words together constantly and periodically yelling lyrics for no reason.<br /> <br /> Before he starts the song in earnest, Chris does a little bit of freestyling in the beginning. Needless to say, it's not promising:<br /> <br /> {{Quote|I have a [[PSP]] and she don't<br>So give me the PSP,<br>Unwrap the wrapper<br>So I can give one to her,<br>And then we can play together!|Chris, almost rhyming.}}<br /> <br /> This, however, was nothing compared to a [[SHE IS MINE NOW|later foray]] into the genre. Playing Aerosmith in the background instead of any sort of backbeat, Chris basically just shouts a lot of random short sentences with no regard as to how they flow, or if they even rhyme at all.<br /> <br /> {{Quote|You just a dang dummy!<br>And you still chicken, you's a dang coward!<br>You wanna come fight me?<br>Come fight me in person<br>[[Hypocrisy|Come out from behind the camera]], you fool!|Chris, "rapping"}}<br /> <br /> In [[December 2009]], Chris would rap once again to Insane Clown Posse's side-project {{w|Dark Lotus}}. As usual, he made no attempt to learn the lyrics and appears to be reading them off a piece of paper to unconvincing effect. During a portion of the video, he simply mumbles to himself, rocking back and forth and fondling his ample breasts not once, but twice. He also refers to himself as a [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Juffalo Juffalo], a term apparently used by Insane Clown Posse aficionados to describe the noncommittal poseurs who aren't good enough to fully appreciate the world of clown-related glam rap.<br /> <br /> Two days prior to this he made another [[IPods Down and Listen Up|awful freestyle rap]]. The point of this is unclear, although he apparently visited a doctor, who suggested that he take over-the-counter vitamins. He likens [[Cakefarts|the effects of these vitamins]] to Viagra, and then compares himself to a tiger raping a panther to produce tiger-panther cubs.<br /> <br /> ===Instruments===<br /> [[Image:CWCGitarPlaying2.jpg|thumb|**clickclickclick** It's like I'm playing real guitar, y'all!]]<br /> [[Image:295.jpg|thumb|The (only) other instrument Chris's good at.]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|I would play my ax on the Wii; getting the high scores, scored better, real play for my benefit.|[[Blanca]], acting as a proxy for Chris to espouse his flawed beliefs on music}}<br /> <br /> Chris seems to have a very tenuous grasp on what constitutes a musical instrument. Notably, in several videos, Chris tends to treat his [[Gitar of Fail|''Guitar Hero'' controller]] like it's a real instrument. This seems outright foolish, even for Chris, until you consider his mindset. All of Chris's [[Sonichu (comic)|"creations"]] are [[Things Chris has ripped off|copies of other things]], yet are still [[Chris and copyright|somehow completely original]]. So by "playing" someone else's song on ''Guitar Hero'', his autistic mindset dictates that he is actually playing the song, no matter if the song is a cover of the original, which necessitates a legitimate instrument on which to play it.<br /> <br /> As further proof of his madness, Chris equated Liquid's actual musical skill to him playing ''Guitar Hero'', to such a degree that he felt it necessary to outlaw both in the SingStar Challenge.<br /> <br /> {{quote|I got the idea of the challenge from him COPYING me playing Boston's "More Than A Feeling" on Guitar Hero on his old Wooden Nickel; if he wants to copy on Guitar, he may as well be challenged in a Sing-Off.|Chris, [[Katie Bay E-mails 3|blowing the minds of guitarists of all talent levels]]}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|-NO MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS, real or Guitar Hero/Rock Band/Rock Revolution, etc is to be visible in ANY VIDEO.|Chris, inspiring the hatred of people who like music everywhere}}<br /> <br /> Chris has attempted actual guitar playing after [[Kim Wilson]] suggested it, but he didn't stick with it. He demoed a guitar at Best Buy, strumming randomly on the strings. Chris believed his random open-string strumming sounded good. He mentioned to [[Kacey]] he was planning on saving up to buy the genuine axe, and that he was going to start taking lessons. He never ended up buying it, presumably put off by the [[stress]] of practice. <ref>[[Kacey Call 14]]</ref><br /> <br /> ===Chris and tone-deafness===<br /> <br /> It is telling that not only does Chris lack any sense of pitch in singing, but with melodies in general. This is evidenced in the [[The_24th_Wedding_Anniversary_Special#Part_1|Wedding Anniversary Special]], where he claims to be playing the original theme to Sonic the Hedgehog but ends up with some wildly unrecognizable tune that only vaguely resembles the Sonic theme rhythmically. Chris sequenced the tune on a fairly simple piano roll, meaning his performance abilities are irrelevant. This proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that ''Chris is actually tone-deaf,'' instead of simply lacking in vocal skills. <br /> <br /> Some think it's a symptom of autism, as subtleties in tone and intonation indicating emotional and social cues are beyond his grasp, which in turn would affect recognition of pitch changes in music. However, something isn't right; in fact, autistic people are more likely to have perfect pitch than non-autistics<ref>https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/people-with-autism-can-hear-more-than-most-which-can-be-a-strength-and-a-challenge-a7715266.html</ref>, an ability shared with Mozart, Michael Jackson, Mariah Carey, Charlie Puth and others. So if plenty of fellow autistics have this otherwise rare musical gift, why did Chris end up with the opposite?<br /> <br /> The [[autism papers]] provides a great clue; Chris lost some of his high-frequency hearing in early childhood.<ref>[[Autism_papers#SOCIAL_HISTORY:]]</ref> This could also explain why Chris seems to mix up different instruments; he was playing his [[Gitar of Fail]] in [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|Holding Out for a Hero]], but his frenetic fingerings more closely matched the piano and synth parts of the song, not the long guitar chords.<br /> <br /> ==Recording method and equipment==<br /> Chris's idea of accompaniment is putting the original song playing on the background using his [[PS3]] and the near-$1,000 [[Sony]] LCD HDTV and the most expensive speakers his [[tugboat]] could tug in, while he sings with his unique voice. The singing, of course, is dutifully recorded with either the long-suffering [[PSEye]] camera or a cheap desktop mic. The implications are staggering:<br /> <br /> * There's always a huge quality loss when music is played on speaker and then re-recorded from a distance. Even with high-fidelity equipment, the acoustics of the room distorts the sound and the air itself blocks low and high frequencies, leaving you with only a muffled fraction of the original sound. Chris, of course, believes that [[Chris and his Ego|everything he does is perfect on the first try and never has to be redone]], just like his art. Professionals generally only record speakers when they belong to guitar amps (since tasteful distortion is often desirable in rock). <br /> * The original lyrics are almost always still on the song. At least on one occasion, Chris even screwed up harder than this: he got a cover of "Never Gonna Give You Up" from ''Family Guy'', clobbered by dialogue and other sounds.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008]]</ref> While lyrics often can't always be removed from a mixed song entirely, it's at least worth a shot trying lyrics removal software. Or, it might pay to look for an instrumental version or cover, or the song's stem files. Even a MIDI version is still preferable, and it would probably hold up better copyright-wise. <br /> * When you have one go and one microphone to record everything, there's no way to correct the errors if you flub anything. The result is obviously perfect...[[The Simpsons|d'oh]], who are we kidding? <br /> * Chris takes no care when it comes to mic placement, which can often make or break a recording, even with microphones much more expensive than Chris's. <br /> <br /> Chris is, of course, unaware of the incredible leaps and bounds that music recording has advanced in recent years, and hasn't noticed that there are plenty of good multitrack sound editors available for free, many of which come with lyrics removal plugins. <br /> <br /> Chris also demands this sort of weird screwy setup from ''others''; one might assume, for example, that the Brown-Striped One, with actual musical talent, would have more technical know-how on how to record music properly, but the SingStar Challenge was done on Chris's strange terms. Recording in one take with one microphone was obsolete as soon as phonographs became electric.<br /> <br /> ==Business==<br /> [[File:Negative.jpg|thumb|right|150px|''Negative'' cover art.]]<br /> [[File:Negative_booklet_innards.jpg|thumb|right|150px|''Negative'' booklet.]]<br /> [[File:Chris Chan and Boi Spicy.jpg|thumb|right|150px|''Love is Love'' cover art.]]<br /> [[File:Trap_Top_Neon_Vol_1.jpg|thumb|right|150px|''Trap Top Neon Vol. 1'' cover art.]]<br /> [[File:Cone Attacks!.jpg|thumb|right|150px|''Cone Attacks!'' cover art.]]<br /> <br /> On 2 [[February 2015]], Chris revealed that he drew the artwork to the album ''Negative'' by L'eclipse Nue. L'eclipse Nue is an obscure {{w|Harsh noise|harsh noise}} act, whose music largely consists of ear-piercing screeches and low rumbling sounds – quite inaccessible for our Britney Spears-loving hero. Chris gave a brief review of the album, claiming that it reminded him of "[[My Little Pony|Pinkie Pie]] playing a {{w|Theremin|theramin}} [sic]", and stating that he could "sense the emotions and depressions expressed behind the music". Chris has almost certainly not listened to the album.<br /> <br /> The cover booklet in the special-edition physical release of the album reveals that the entire album was focused around the cruddy picture Chris had drawn for them, along with a description of the piece.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|"I have seen into the torment of the deceased woman;<br><br /> she may have had a life's career if posing nude for art,<br><br /> as well as offering herself to the numerous artists.<br><br /> [[Autism|Take from that what you will.]]<br><br /> And now she haunts the number of artists and photographers<br><br /> who did really wrong her in her life."}}<br /> <br /> Dan states in the booklet that:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|"The sounds herein were created in order to illustrate that story.<br><br /> This album is a soundtrack to Christian's [[Chris and art|art]]."}}<br /> <br /> Therein this whole album, and every sound in it, is inspired entirely by Chris's art.<br /> <br /> In February 2018, Chris was approached by the music group Boi Spicy to do a feature for their album ''The Never-Ending Journey To Boi-Town, USA''. Instead of doing something original like they requested, he decided to use his trademark laziness and make them record "[[Love is Love (song)|Love is Love]]". To further stoke his [[Chris and his Ego|ego]], he drew a cover for "Love is Love", intending it to be released as a single. Boi Spicy removed the song from their Bandcamp page following the [[Affair with Mother|incest]] fallout.<br /> <br /> On 19 [[July 2019]], the release of ''Trap Top Neon Vol. 1'' by Easy-K Beats marks the third time Chris became the artist of an album cover. Chris simply redrew the cover art from the [[Internet Dream Lounge]], of which Easy-K Beats was the co-host, drawing himself into the scene in a show of his ego.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5066806</ref><br /> <br /> 21 [[August 2019]] saw the fourth time Chris of being commissioned for an album cover for the release of ''Cone Attacks!'' by MC Cone. However, being the lazy autist that he is, the cover art and in turn, the album was delayed until 5 [[September 2019]] after many complaints from the commissioner.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/post-5284988</ref><br /> <br /> In addition, many of Chris's fans request him to sing in [[Paid Video Requests]].<br /> <br /> ==Music fetish==<br /> Chris doesn't just love music, he's even turned on by the ''very concept'' of it. In [[February 2017]], although he's made passing mentions of it before, Chris stated on [[Facebook]] he gets aroused when listening to music--any music, not just certain songs. This includes music featured on ''[[Sailor Moon]]''.<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#Aroused by Sailor Moon music]]</ref> As always, [[Pedofork|make of that what you will]].<br /> <br /> Finally, being aroused by music is not unique to Chris: otherwise, love songs such as "{{w|Tonight, I Celebrate My Love}}" or "{{w|Always (Atlantic Starr song)|Always}}" would have not done well in the charts, and pop singers like Madonna wouldn't insert sexual innuendos into their hits. That said, most people aren't turned on by the very ''concept'' of music as a whole.<br /> <br /> It is possible that Chris, given his confusion [[Chris and sex|regarding sex as a whole]], may be conflating this arousal with the phenomenon of {{w|Frisson|frisson}}, a pleasant feeling that listeners experience when listening to music, often observed when listening to certain styles of music, or features of a given piece - this sensation is variously described as 'tingling' or 'chills'. However, he could genuinely experience ''auralism'' (a sound fetish).<br /> <br /> ==Fan videos==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = SONICHU The Album ! New From CWC-Tel<br /> | ytid = fMwAgMXH9mU<br /> | stardate = 1 [[January 2019]]<br /> | maker = rEdf196<br /> | subject =[[music]]<br /> | type = <br /> | info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = Ultimate Chris Chan Singing Compilation (2003-2021)<br /> | ytid = NJTeVpGKcxQ<br /> | stardate =25 [[November 2021]]<br /> | maker = Shkrugg McSchlugg<br /> | subject =[[music]]<br /> | type = compilation<br /> | info = 103-minute compilation of all Chris' singing videos<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = CWC Poppa<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|m9HSJISKzaE}}<br /> | maker = Xploshi Plus<br /> | stardate = 3 [[January 2022]]<br /> | type = Re-enactment of Chris's sick rapping<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> <references/><br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]<br /> *[[Gitar of Fail]]<br /> *''[[Guitar Hero]]''<br /> *[[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads]]<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> * [http://www.mediafire.com/?j3wnmyzctwn A list of Chris's MyCokeRewards Rhapsody purchases] (Note that those within "index[[Clyde Cash|GREGG]]bought.html" were, obviously, purchased by trolls who had hijacked the account.)<br /> <br /> {{Chris and}}<br /> {{Hedgehog Boys}}<br /> {{Music Videos}}<br /> [[Category:Music]]</div>

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<p>OcColt: </p> <hr /> <div>:''This page is about the affair itself. For the leaks in which Chris describes incestuous acts, see [[Incest Call]] and [[Incest Texts]]. For the subsequent legal consequences, see [[Jail Saga]]. For Chris's general stance on incest, see [[Chris and sex#Incest|here]].''<br /> <br /> {{Honest}}<br /> {{Misinfo|Chris had a felony charge of incest, not rape. This page discusses whether the affair was consensual or not, but ultimately can not confirm or deny it. No matter what you believe, please ''avoid calling Chris a rapist on this wiki'' as he has not been officially charged or confirmed to have raped Barb. Also of note is that ''Barb has not been confirmed to have dementia'', though some may theorise she does, it has not been confirmed.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Anyhow, who among Everyone in this world has not had a dream of having sex with one of their parents? Never acting on them ever, [[Honest Content|I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother]].|Chris on [[Facebook]] in [[2016]]. Chris would act on his instincts five years later.<ref name=dream>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts]]</ref>}}<br /> {{quote|You're supposed to say: "Turn me loose, you silly goose!" '''...You used to do that more flirtingly.'''|Chris while forcefully embracing [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] on a [[Twitch#CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys|Twitch stream]], indirectly warning us of what was to come.}}<br /> [[File:SoulBonding.jpg|thumb|An artist's interpretation of the act. ([[For Julie's Eyes Only|We can only imagine that Chris shouted "BARBAAAY!" at least once when this happened.]])]]<br /> For years, trolls joked that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], in his desperation to find a [[boyfriend-free girl]], would eventually turn to [[Barbara|his mom]] based on his occasional off‐putting comments about her and their constant proximity to one another. Few thought he would ever go through with the act, though — but Chris found a way to surprise and horrify everybody.<br /> <br /> Chris and Barb's '''incestuous affair''' most likely began on 27 [[June 2021]],<ref name=call>[[Incest call#Transcript]]</ref><ref name=wct/> but [[June 2021 social media posts|his social media presence in]] earlier in the month, may hint at an earlier start to the affair. As early as 22 June, he began addressing Barbara by the unsettling pet name of "Barbie Chan", which may have indicated when he began to get intimate with her. After this date Chris claimed that he had sex with her once every three nights until being forcibly stopped by being removed from the house.<br /> <br /> On 27 July 2021, during a call with [[Isabella Loretta Janke|Isabella "Bella" Loretta Janke]], [[Honest Content|Chris revealed the details of his sexual activities with his mother of his own volition]],<ref>[[WCT DMs#Asking about Incest Call leak]]</ref> also discussing it in text messages later that day. In those, Chris discussed stimulating his elderly mother with his hands, performing cunnilingus on her, and having penetrative sex with her.<ref name=deviant>[[Incest Texts]]</ref> He claimed that Barbara compared him favorably to her previous sexual partners, including Chris's father [[Bob]], who had been unable to provide her with an orgasm or stimulate her {{w|G-spot}}.<br /> <br /> Files were leaked to the public the following night,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/oudn5m/chris_chan_admits_to_having_sex_with_his_mother/</ref> and social workers removed Chris from Barbara on the morning of 30 July. In early August 2021, Chris was [[Jail Saga|arrested, officially charged with one count of incest, and was held without bail]].<br /> <br /> Chris was kept in jail or in a mental hospital until [[April 2023]], at which point he was released. His incest charge was outright dropped in [[August 2023]], and he did not have to register as a sex offender. He has [[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021|commented on the charge against him]] numerous times since his arrest and denied that he and his mother had sex, despite previous admission to the contrary.<br /> <br /> ==Background and foreshadowing==<br /> {{Needs Updating|[[Lonely feelings]], [[Teen Troon Squad chats]]}}<br /> <br /> [[File:July28BeautyArtwork.jpg|thumb|left|400px|Note the talk of "soul bonding" in the right-hand corner.]]<br /> <br /> In general, the relationship between Chris and his mother has always been seen as a "little too close", likely due to his mother's overly coddling nature towards him in his early life all through to his adulthood mixed with the emotionally abusive control tactics she implemented against both him and Bob. It was keenly noted during the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie Saga]] that Chris had used the words "[[darling]]" and "dear", commonly reserved for romantic relationships, to refer to his mother.<br /> <br /> Many Christorians have noted that potential hints or patterns that would indicate sexual activity between Chris and his mother have been made previously. In a [[PVCC NEW info: on Chris and Barbara spoon eachother!|2010 voice chat]] between various [[PVCC]] forum members, [[Kim Wilson]] talked about a discussion where Chris revealed he was spooning his mother on a regular basis. She also revealed that Chris told her that he'd once had a [[Dreams|wet dream]] about Barb as an Egyptian belly dancer. When asked by Emily if he'd repopulate the planet if he and his mother were the only two people left in existence, Chris went silent and then denied any desire to have sex with his mother.<br /> <br /> [[File:CWCTablet25Jul2021.jpg|thumb|"Top 10 Hottest Anime Moms Ever", a video Chris watched on 25 July 2021, days before he bragged about incestuous acts on his mother.<ref>Date can be seen in [[:File:SuitressTablet.jpg]]</ref>]]<br /> <br /> As early as October 2015, the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] noted that at Chris's plea arrangement for the [[pepper spray]] incident, Chris and his mother were touching each other in an unusually intimate and inappropriate fashion.<ref>[[26 December 2014#15 October Hearing]]</ref> As recently as 2019, Chris, whilst roleplaying as [[Magi-Chan]], referred to his mother as a "guilty pleasure waifu''[sic]''". Furthermore, in August 2016, Chris admitted to having [[Dreams#Mother_dreams|dreams of having sex with his mother]] in a Facebook post stating that "I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother".<ref name=dream></ref> Troll [[Arthur Spatchcock]] disclosed on the Kiwi Farms that following the [[2014 house fire]], Chris and his mother were routinely spooning. At the time, Chris denied any impropriety, stating "I am not a '[[wikipedia:Norman Bates|Bates]]'. OMG."<ref>[[Misc texts]]</ref><br /> <br /> According to both [[Bella]] and [[MKRNightVee]], Chris brought up the dreams of sex with his mother again to them in private conversations. In a 19 [[July 2021]] conversation with the [[Chess Club]] Discord server, Bella mentioned that Chris, during his phase of [[role-play]]ing as Sonichu, brought up that he had a dream of having sex with his mother, to which Bella replied that it was weird and questioned what it meant, to which an offended Chris asked if she was calling Chris weird.<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Suicide Plan Claims]]</ref> On 30 [[July 2021]], MKR commented about the leak of the incest news, and mentioned that Chris had told her about sexual dreams with his mother, and that MKR dismissed it as one of Chris's many crazy dreams.<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1421182090586988549 (archive: https://archive.ph/Scjbk)</ref><br /> <br /> On 5 [[July 2021]], [[Kiwi_Farms_posts_(Null)#Chris's_"girlfriend"|Chris revealed that he was having sex with]] [[Barbara_Chandler#Early_life|an older woman with a background in accounting, and whom he had known for a long time]] to [[Null]] in confidence. Null, having no idea [[Barbara_Chandler|who Chris was talking about]], praised Chris for [[Honest_Content|managing to keep something secret for once,]] and encouraged Chris to keep their relationship secret to protect her identity.<br /> <br /> On 25 [[July 2021]], Chris watched a [[WatchMojo]] video "Top 10 Hottest Anime Moms Ever".<ref>[[Fiona DMs#Top 10 Hottest Anime Moms Ever]]</ref> [[July 2021 social media posts#Beauty artwork|Chris released a piece of artwork on his Twitter feed]] on 28 [[July 2021]], showing "soul-bonding" between an elderly Libra woman (which Barb is) and a younger woman that suspiciously looks like [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's fictionalized counterpart]], clandestinely hinting at the horrifying affair that was just days from being revealed (the only major inconsistency is that Chris is a Pisces and appears elsewhere in the picture with the correct sign).<br /> <br /> Chris had stated [[Lonely feelings|in a conversation]] he had with [[Watchmen]] members that he had feelings of loneliness, and had wanted to get action on with a real, physical woman. Unfortunately for everyone, Chris's desires would lead him to a very dark place.<br /> <br /> == The affair ==<br /> <br /> On 27 June 2021, Chris began to engage in incest with his mother.<ref name=call/><ref name=wct>[[WCT DMs#New sweetheart]]</ref> Chris claimed he "approached her with care and caution," and that Barb even made the "first move."<ref name=call/><br /> <br /> When pressed for details on the dirty deed, Chris has shown an unsurprising lack of [[Chris and remorse|remorse]] for his actions, stating that his actions were ordained by [[Chris and religion|GodJesus Himself]]. If anything, he was more upset that [[Bella]], [[Null]], [[Dillin]], and other people ratted him out [[Honest Content|after he provided a confession to a felony]].<ref>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref><ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]</ref><br /> <br /> === The gory details ===<br /> <br /> {{Protip|[[Fabricated BDSM texts|Texts purporting BDSM roleplay]] are fakes doctored by Bella. With that said, this list is still not entirely reliable, as details may vary and because Chris is [[List of Chris's lies|typically not interested in honesty in these scenarios]].}}<br /> [[File:SurrealIncest.png|thumb|A surreal depiction of the events]]<br /> In case you have some kind of morbid curiosity of how the affair could have went down, here is a list of "activities" that Chris had allegedly done to/with his mother:<br /> <br /> [[File:i_am_vomit.png|thumb|right|250px|The average reaction to what happened...]]<br /> <br /> <br /> #'''Massages'''<ref>[[July 2021 social media posts#Signature sex move]]</ref> - Presumably full body ones since it included her thighs (and her face for some reason); this is probably the same type of massage he gave to [[Mia Hamm]]. Chris also claimed in a chat with [[The WCT]] that he had bought massaging oil, and made the claim that it is perfect to use on one's lover. <ref>[[WCT DMs#Massage oil and dream]]</ref><br /> #'''Kissing''' - Apparently did not involve tongues. <br /> #'''Outer Course''' - Rubbing her pussy with his fingers and hands, this happened at least twice before the next step, probably more.<br /> #'''Intercourse''' - By this, he means fingering her, it apparently hurt her when he did so.<br /> #'''Cunnilingus''' - Eating her out, [[Chris and his ego|claims he's good at it]]. No information about if she returned the favor. <ref name=deviant/><br /> #'''Penetration''' - Vaginal, apparently with the use of a condom, he proceeded to get himself tested for STI's afterwards anyway.<br /> #'''Cuddling''' - According to a letter from jail, Chris supposedly "cuddled" with Barb in the times of incest.<ref name=letter>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref><br /> <br /> According to [[Null]], Chris had been buying large amounts of sex toys and lingerie from [[Adam & Eve]] for several months prior to committing his acts. What sex toys Chris potentially used, if any, is uncertain.<br /> <br /> ===Negligee===<br /> {{Main|Negligee}}<br /> [[File:CWCWithFanJun27.png|thumb|100px|left|A photo of Chris wearing the negligee in front of a fan.]]<br /> Chris stated that he purchased a negligee and claimed that Barb approved of the idea.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Sexy negligee]]</ref> This was eventually confirmed on 3 March 2022, when a Reddit fan posted photos of themselves with Chris in the negligee.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Rationalizations==<br /> Chris has rationalized the affair in multiple ways.<br /> <br /> *'''Divine approval''' - Chris claimed in the [[Incest Call]] that God told him the incest was okay. <br /> <br /> *'''Soul-Bonding and Healing''' - In a jail letter that [[Emanuel]] told him to have sex with Barb in order to "heal" her and "cleanse her of her sins".<ref name=letter/> In a later letter, Chris mentions that "Soul Bonding does not necessarily constitute sex" which implies that it ''can'' be.<ref>[[Jail_Letter - 16_November_2021]]</ref> He described soul-bonding as "the Bonding and Union of Auras (Energy Fields) between at least two individuals."<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 June 2022]]</ref> Chris seems to be under the impression that if he didn't engage in this "healing" then Barbara would have died or being more heavily injured by her [[November 2021]] car accident, completely ignoring the fact that if Chris had not engaged in it, chances are Barb wouldn't have been in a car accident at all, since she wouldn't have been forced to drive on her own due to her son's absence.<ref>[[Jail_Letter - 11 January 2022]]</ref><br /> <br /> *'''Defense measure against Sockness''' - Chris claimed that "my having had sex is also a defense mechanism in regards to [[Sockness]] and what he had/may have in mind with me and being near me," referring to Sockness's history of scheming to have sex with Chris, and that Chris planned to use the fact of his affair as a "truth bomb" to deter Sockness.<ref name=soulbonding>[[Bella chats#Soul Bonding]]</ref><br /> <br /> ==Awareness of wrongdoing==<br /> Chris was aware of the illegal nature of incest. In August 2016, he read a news article on the topic of a mother and son charged with incest and commented over Facebook on it, defending the two and saying they should not be sent to jail.<ref name=dream></ref><br /> <br /> Five years later, in the midst of his own affair with his mother, Chris still demonstrated awareness that the action was illegal. While he desired to discuss the affair with people, he first concocted a cover story in which he used misleading euphemisms such as "lady friend" to describe his sexual partner and claimed that the supposed lady friend and Barb had met each other<ref name=spill>[[Bella chats#Chris Wants to Spill the Beans]]</ref><ref>[[WCT DMs#Chris describes his lady friend]]</ref> and he insisted on keeping the identity of the lady friend secret,<ref name=soulbonding></ref><ref name=null>[[Null DMs#Chris vaguely describes his relationship]]</ref><ref name=wct></ref> though he dropped hints such as age<ref name=soulbonding></ref> and employment history.<ref name=null></ref><br /> <br /> After a month of using his cover story, Chris decided to push further and tell someone that his mother was the sexual partner. He selected [[Bella]]. Before telling her, Chris first spent time trying to manipulate her into keeping silent on what he would say by use of a guilt trip.<br /> <br /> {{quote|And I ask you Not to Overthink or ask for further details in pressing on. That is not a good thing to do.|Chris to Bella, 17 July 2021<ref name=soulbonding></ref>}}<br /> <br /> Over a week later, Chris, ready to divulge his secret, first claimed to Bella that he was uncertain of telling her as he was concerned about the government hacking into the conversation, which backfired on Chris as this tipped off Bella into suspecting that he was about to discuss an illegal act.<ref>[[Bella and Suitress chats#Bella suspects incest]]</ref><br /> <br /> {{quote|I realize I am remaining and sounding distant on the questioning, and it will become more clear and obvious when I tell you, in-person, who she is.<br /> <br /> I actually wish I could tell you over text or voice call, but the government and anyone with the tech can easily hack into those methods|Chris, prior to the [[Incest Call]].<ref name=spill></ref>}}<br /> <br /> Within the same conversation, Chris recommended using the encrypted text/video call app Signal (having used it to communicate with [[Null]]), which Bella agreed to download.<ref name=spill></ref><br /> <br /> After Chris's conversations about committing incest were publicly leaked, [[The WCT]] sent Chris messages over [[Discord]] asking him what had happened. Chris gave an explanation, then began deleting his messages. Chris requested that The WCT delete his side of the conversation as well, which WCT obliged (though had taken screenshots in real time to discuss with [[The Knights of CWC]]).<ref>[[WCT DMs#Asking about Incest Call leak]]</ref><br /> <br /> ==Leaks==<br /> {{main|Incest Call|Incest Texts}}<br /> In the leaks, Chris admits that he and his mother engaged in substantial sexual activity, including Chris masturbating his mother, and engaging in penetrative intercourse with her. It is further alleged that his mother compared him to various other sexual partners, including Chris's father.<br /> <br /> {{quote|Also made another attempt at rubbing her vagina, externally at first, then slipping in between the lips and rubbing the inner labia. Then she told me to stop. She's getting more used to being played with down there by hand.|Text message from Chris.<ref name=deviant></ref>}} <br /> {{quote|And obviously those out of the eight guys, counting [[Bob|Robertchu]], before me were not hitting her G-Spot as much with their cocks. I had attempted the first night to rub her in there; i found her spot, but it hurt her. But, alternatively, I did find that at cunnilingus, I was good at it with my tongue|Chris comparing his sexual activities with his father's sexual activities.<ref name=deviant></ref>}}<br /> [[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."]]<br /> <br /> The leaked audio likewise contained graphic descriptions of sexual activity, which Chris alludes to as the veracity of "incest fanfics". The authenticity of the recording was confirmed by Chris to [[Dillin Thomas]].<ref name="admission">[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris confesses to Dillin Thomas]]</ref><br /> <br /> Prior to the allegations being revealed to the public, Chris informed [[Bella]], [[Null]], and [[The WCT]] about the fact that he found a [[boyfriend-free girl]], although he wanted her identity to remain secret. He offered multiple hints about the identity of his new [[sweetheart]], but told Null that he wanted him to figure out who it was. Null was initially skeptical of the incest claims, since the [[Idea Guys]] previously coerced him into recording a (then untrue) statement that he had raped Barb, and believed that this could be another instance of similar manipulation. Null hypothesized that Chris was attempting to protect the identity of his new girlfriend by making up an elaborate lie, but eventually came to realize that Chris had been having frequent sex with Barb upon reviewing Chris's hints.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Chris's "girlfriend"]]</ref><br /> <br /> After this information eventually came to light, Chris indicated that it was "drama" and that he only intended to share the information to [[Messiah complex|test his followers]], who he trusted not to share the information with the public at large despite incest being illegal. Chris later compared Null to {{w|Judas Iscariot}} for "betraying" him by trusting him with such [[Honest Content]]. [[Chris and remorse|Chris being Chris]], he seems to be more upset over the fact that [[Honest Content|trusting people not to leak evidence of a criminal act]] led to [[Jail Saga|serious, life-changing consequences for him]] than the idea that he may have caused harm to Barb, and as multiple [[jail letters]] show, he does not have guilt over the fact that he did something illegal (not to mention he clearly hasn't learned from ''years'' of experience that [[Honest Content|constantly sharing personal information at the drop of a hat]], be it embarrassing or '''incriminating''' in this case, invariably comes back to bite him in the rear later on).<br /> <br /> == Was it consensual? ==<br /> <br /> {{Protip| The following information should not be taken as definite proof that Chris raped Barb or not; this is simply a list of evidence that Chris has provided himself, which due to Chris's habit of lying for the pettiest of reasons, can be seen as unreliable by some. Due to the sensitive nature of this topic, please avoid saying for sure if Chris did or did not rape Barb.}}<br /> <br /> On the CWCki, there are two main camps that people fall into when discussing this topic:<br /> There are people who believe the affair to be abusive or even flat-out rape, while there are other people who believe the affair was consensual between the two.<br /> <br /> The following list contains many common points of argument for both sides but also a counterargument for each and every one.<br /> <br /> The evidence for the affair being nonconsensual are as follows:<br /> <br /> * Barb has been speculated to be suffering from dementia or some other form of mental decline; there are too many videos of her displaying symptoms to list, but this could be her intentionally faking it for sympathy donations. Also, some have pointed out that Barb was quite cognizant in other recent videos, adding weight to the theory that her behavior in the begging videos could have been exaggerated. <br /> * Chris mentioned during [[Incest Texts]] that Barb told him to stop during his attempts to finger her; however, this would have been Chris's first time fingering a woman ([[Mia Hamm]] didn't allow him to do so during their times together) and Chris mentioned this act hurt Barb at first; meaning Barb could have been stopping him from his attempts due to the pain but otherwise consented to be fingered.<br /> * Chris, during the [[Incest Call]], mentions that Barb seemed partially confused at first; However, Chris did say she "came around," so it's possible he was referring to his advances towards her, and she didn't initially understand/ believe what Chris was asking for.<br /> * Chris mentioned in [[Jail Letter - 22 July 2022 (2)]] that Barb was "Zombie-like" and not even aware of her surroundings even before the affair began; while damning (if true), it's worth mentioning that Chris during the letter is begging Kenneth for assistance in moving Barb out of the house, arguing that Barb simply cannot take care of herself. Chris, being Chris, could simply not know the implications of what he's actually saying, and it's quite possible that Chris is desperately lying since Kenneth disapproved of the idea unless there was no other option for Barb.<br /> <br /> The evidence for the affair being consensual are as follows:<br /> <br /> * Chris and Barbara's relationship is infamously creepy and way too close for comfort; this is the main source of people believing the affair was consensual and for good reason. Barb would often yell at Chris if he didn't share a bed with her, and Chris has admitted numerous times that he spoons with her (after Bob's death). They were also often seen talking to each other and even holding each other as if they were husband and wife for a long time before the affair began. Barb is infamous for being horribly [[Chris and manipulation|manipulative]] for her own personal gain, and she does not see any problem with coddling and emotionally blackmailing Chris in order to go along with what she wants to do (usually money or food-related stuff); with this in mind, while their relationship is definitely unhealthy for a mother and son to have, it does not prove that Barb was interested in an incestuous affair with Chris.<br /> * Chris claimed to Null during his temporary homelessness in [[Null DMs|a direct message]] that the affair was definitely consensual; however, [[Honest Content|even somebody like Chris]] would probably hesitate to admit raping their own mother, especially to their main benefactor at the time.<br /> * Chris boasted during the [[Incest Call]] that Barb was "having a good time" and even claimed that he let her make the first move; even if this is true, it does not rule out that Chris hadn't coerced or otherwise manipulated her into having sex with him since he did mention in the same call that she was "partially confused at first." Chris's idea of approaching a love interest with "care and caution" '''does not''' translate to consent or even consideration for somebody else's feelings; his idea of nervous behavior around [[Kacey]], for example, included touching her multiple times without her consent and his interactions with [[Megan]] which he describes as "friendly" also included a lot of unwanted attempts to hug and kiss her.<br /> * In [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]], Chris claimed that after he lost his virginity to Mia Hamm and told his mom about it, Barb stated that she would have had sex with him herself; while this does sound like Barb offering herself to Chris, there is a massive possibility that Barb was simply saying he could [[Attraction Sign|pull women without paying them]]. Though definitely creepy, it does not mean she actually wanted sex with him and even if she did, the quote came from a decade beforehand so this would not count as consent.<br /> <br /> In the end, we will perhaps never honestly know; Barb is apparently not willing to comment or give any further details (and thankfully, nobody has pressed her on such), and Chris is currently in denial that the affair ever took place. If Chris was formally charged and sentenced with felony incest (or perhaps rape), it could've be a case of Chris simply piling on tons of poorly worded evidence against himself [[Honest Content|(as he's done throughout most of his life)]]; but even since Chris's charge was dismissed, it could be seen as yet another example of the criminal justice system [[Honor roll|going easy]] on [[Autism|somebody with special needs]].<br /> <br /> Ironically, despite this being one of the most critical moments in Chris's life, a life that has been documented extensively down to the finest detail, we continue to and will likely never know the essential details of it.<br /> <br /> ==Chris's Comments on the Affair post-incarceration==<br /> During the incarceration that followed Chris's incest with his mother, he had communicated numerous times with members of the public via letters and telephone calls. Some of those letters (and one recorded phone call which has been publicly shared) contain commentary by Chris regarding the charges for which he was in jail. The first publicly available letter in which Chris touches on the subject of the alleged incest was written on [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|19 September 2021]]. In it, Chris appears to strongly imply that he indeed had sex with Barbara. Chris's comments on the affair are tied with his elaboration of his previously expressed delusions of Godhood. He reveals to have realized himself to be the present day reincarnation of Jesus Christ. The supreme Goddess Emanuelle had ordered him to to purify Barbara of her sins and improve her abilities. In his description of how this was done, Chris writes that he and his mother "mainly Cuddled, Soul-Bonded, and Talked." No explicit details are provided, but the rest of the letter strongly implies that sexual acts were included in Chris's "healing" of Barbara. Chris goes on to write that the healing he performed on his mother was similarly done by him on other individuals during his previous life as Jesus Christ, though the details of said healings were omitted from the the Bible. Chris then goes on to inform the letter's recipient that "We Gods had eased up on the views of "Adultry" [sic]; WHY Else do you all have Pro-Gay, and Pro-Lesbian, Pro-Trans, and all Today and the past Decades?" While the word "adultery" is typically used to refer to marital infidelity, it appears that in this letter it is intended to mean all acts that go against traditional sexual morality (i.e., what Christians have usually called "fornication"). By grouping the "healing" of Barbara in the same category as intimate relations between members of the same sex, Chris strongly implies that the "healing" of Barbara likewise included romantic and sexual acts. Chris's defense of the "healing" on the counts that all those who were involved in it were both willing and above the legal age of consent further enhances the impression that it was at least partially sexual in nature.<br /> <br /> While the 19 September letter was just a few baby steps away from being an explicit admission of incest, it did not take long for Chris to become more coy as to whether or not incest between himself and Barb had occurred. In a [[Jail Call - 1 November 2021|1 November 2021 telephone call]], Chris fails to either explicitly deny or acknowledge that he and Barb had sex. The same ambiguousness regarding the truthfulness of the charges against him can be seen in a letter written on [[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|16 November 2021]].<br /> <br /> At some point Chris changed his tune and began to outright deny that there was ever any sexual intimacy between him and his mother. As far as public evidence goes, Chris first explicitly denied the charges against him in the [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022|11 May 2022 jail letter]]. In the same letter, Chris alleges that in [[May 2012]] Barbara made sexual advances towards him after he revealed to her that he had paid a prostitute a month beforehand. He goes on to write that after the death of Bob Barb came to see Chris as a husband-like figure. Further denials that Chris ever had sexual relations with Barb appear in jail letters written on [[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022|1 June]] and [[Jail Letter - 4 June 2022|4 June 2022]]. Chris does acknowledge that prior to his arrest he told others that he had sex with Barb, but by now he claims that those admissions were false. As he wrote in the 4 June 2022 letter: "I have never had sex with Barbara; that was purely Big Talk to Divinely Test everyone." Already in the letters from 19 September 2021 and 16 November 2021 Chris claimed that his pre-arrest admissions were made in order to test certain individuals, but (at least far public evidence goes) only from May 2022 Chris began to claim that these admissions were false.<br /> <br /> ==Consequences==<br /> {{Main|Jail Saga}}<br /> It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest – sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration. Chris was swiftly removed from his home by an Emergency Protective Order, then arrested the next day. In the wake of his charges, Chris was [[ban]]ned from [[Patreon]] and [[Tapas]]. Collaborators who had once worked with him withdrew, such as the band who released [[Love is Love (song)|Love is Love]] pulling it from sale.<br /> <br /> Since then, he was held without bail in Central Virginia Regional Jail before getting transferred to [[Western State Hospital]], awaiting trial.<ref>[https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3 Press release]</ref> On 3 [[May 2022]], Chris was transferred back to CVRJ. In [[March 2023]], Chris was released from jail.<br /> <br /> ===Chris and Barbara's relationship===<br /> {{Needs Updating|Citations}}<br /> Chris and Barbara's relationship deteriorated during Chris's stay in jail. In a jail letter, Chris mentioned that Barb had ceased communicating with him.{{cite}}. During summer 2022, Chris began to speak ill of Barb in his letters, insulting and making spurious claims about her.{{cite}} While still in jail, Chris began planning for his housing post-release. In light of a restraining order being placed on Chris preventing him from contact with Barb{{cite}}, Chris believed he deserved to live in [[14 Branchland Court]] over Barb, and requested his [[enablers]] assist him with a [[Kickstarter]] fundraiser to bribe Barb into moving into senior housing, claiming that [[Caden]] was helping with this scheme, and that it was his initial idea.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]]</ref><br /> <br /> === Is the Affair still going now? ===<br /> <br /> {{Protip| As horrifying as the implications are of Chris's actions and what he could potentially be doing, there is no definitive proof that Chris is continuing his incestous relationship with his mother. Even if he is and even if you believe he is abusing her please refrain from calling [[A-logging|for vigilante justice]]. If evidence ever comes out about Chris abusing Barb the thing to do if you're concerned is to contact the local authorities, they will handle the situation in a lawful manner.}}<br /> <br /> With Chris's release from jail and his subsequent dismissal of the case, Chris has recently been seen at the Sonichu temple, but what exactly this means for Barb is somewhat unclear. <br /> <br /> On one hand, many could argue that Chris has learned his lesson and is scared enough about going to jail that he would refrain from continuing their affair. As stubborn as he can be about changing his attitude it should be noted that incarceration is one of the few things that can get Chris to behave himself afterward, 2015 was notable for Chris [[Law|mostly behaving himself]] for the entire year due to a measly single day in jail. So logically, one could argue that a whole 2 years would shake Chris up enough not to touch Barb again.<br /> <br /> However, [[Remorse|Chris doesn't think he did anything wrong]] in fact, he has outright stated in his many [[jail communications]] that he believed he was actually doing a good thing for Barb by "spiritually healing her" with his actions. Chris is aware that his actions are illegal, even years prior he knew [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts| that incest was illegal]] but infamously still encouraged it at the time and would go on to commit the acts himself many years later. Chris has also been deliberately keeping a low profile for once in his life and has [[Helena Fiorenza|only one known communication with the outside world]]. It is entirely possible that Chris has not learned his actions were wrong and shouldn't be repeated, but instead that he should keep his mouth shut about it.<br /> <br /> ==Fan videos==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> |name = Sonichu Says NO to Barbussy Mitai [emptyhero]<br /> |ytid = tsYBphxweBY<br /> |stardate = 22 Nov 2022<br /> |maker = emptyhero<br /> |info = BLAST ALL YOUR BEANS IN MY BARBUSSY PLEASE<br /> }}<br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> |name = Poor Sonichu...<br /> |ytid = WIZfv3scrx4<br /> |stardate = 13 Feb 2022<br /> |maker = Emperor Techno<br /> |info = Warning: kinda spooky<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> |name = Chris-Chan and his mom every 3rd night since June 27<br /> |ytid = mjARTrVL_0w<br /> |stardate = 10 Aug 2021<br /> |maker = American Goblin <br /> }}<br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> |name = Chris Chan be like..<br /> |ytid = Srz73CkOgwQ<br /> |stardate = 2 Aug 2021<br /> |maker = Through Time and Space <br /> }}<br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> |name = Chris Chan sings P. Y. T . (Pretty Young Thing) by Michael Jackson<br /> |ytid = a-g_MbWn5-0<br /> |stardate = 23 Aug 2023<br /> |maker = AI Christian & The Hedgehog Boys<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> {{FanArt}}<br /> *[[Chris and sex]]<br /> *[[Chris and the law]]<br /> *[[Jail Saga]]<br /> *[[Soul Bonding]]<br /> *[[The Binding of Isaac‎]]<br /> *[[Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability]]<br /> <br /> {{Notes}}<br /> {{References}}<br /> {{Articleofthenow}}<br /> {{IncestSaga}}<br /> {{Love Quest}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Articles with Jail Saga speculation]]</div>

OcColt https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Affair_with_Mother&diff=314945 Affair with Mother 2023-10-24T02:07:04Z

<p>OcColt: </p> <hr /> <div>:''This page is about the affair itself. For the leaks in which Chris describes incestuous acts, see [[Incest Call]] and [[Incest Texts]]. For the subsequent legal consequences, see [[Jail Saga]]. For Chris's general stance on incest, see [[Chris and sex#Incest|here]].''<br /> <br /> {{Honest}}<br /> {{Misinfo|Chris had a felony charge of incest, not rape. This page discusses whether the affair was consensual or not, but ultimately can not confirm or deny it. No matter what you believe, please ''avoid calling Chris a rapist on this wiki'' as he has not been officially charged or confirmed to have raped Barb. Also of note is that ''Barb has not been confirmed to have dementia'', though some may theorise she does, it has not been confirmed.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Anyhow, who among Everyone in this world has not had a dream of having sex with one of their parents? Never acting on them ever, [[Honest Content|I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother]].|Chris on [[Facebook]] in [[2016]]. Chris would act on his instincts five years later.<ref name=dream>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts]]</ref>}}<br /> {{quote|You're supposed to say: "Turn me loose, you silly goose!" '''...You used to do that more flirtingly.'''|Chris while forcefully embracing [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] on a [[Twitch#CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys|Twitch stream]], indirectly warning us of what was to come.}}<br /> [[File:SoulBonding.jpg|thumb|An artist's interpretation of the act. ([[For Julie's Eyes Only|We can only imagine that Chris shouted "BARBAAAY!" at least once when this happened.]])]]<br /> For years, trolls joked that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], in his desperation to find a [[boyfriend-free girl]], would eventually turn to [[Barbara|his mom]] based on his occasional off‐putting comments about her and their constant proximity to one another. Few thought he would ever go through with the act, though — but Chris found a way to surprise and horrify everybody.<br /> <br /> Chris and Barb's '''incestuous affair''' most likely began on 27 [[June 2021]],<ref name=call>[[Incest call#Transcript]]</ref><ref name=wct/> but [[June 2021 social media posts|his social media presence in]] earlier in the month, may hint at an earlier start to the affair. As early as 22 June, he began addressing Barbara by the unsettling pet name of "Barbie Chan", which may have indicated when he began to get intimate with her. After this date Chris claimed that he had sex with her once every three nights until being forcibly stopped by being removed from the house.<br /> <br /> On 27 July 2021, during a call with [[Isabella Loretta Janke|Isabella "Bella" Loretta Janke]], [[Honest Content|Chris revealed the details of his sexual activities with his mother of his own volition]],<ref>[[WCT DMs#Asking about Incest Call leak]]</ref> also discussing it in text messages later that day. In those, Chris discussed stimulating his elderly mother with his hands, performing cunnilingus on her, and having penetrative sex with her.<ref name=deviant>[[Incest Texts]]</ref> He claimed that Barbara compared him favorably to her previous sexual partners, including Chris's father [[Bob]], who had been unable to provide her with an orgasm or stimulate her {{w|G-spot}}.<br /> <br /> Files were leaked to the public the following night,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/oudn5m/chris_chan_admits_to_having_sex_with_his_mother/</ref> and social workers removed Chris from Barbara on the morning of 30 July. In early August 2021, Chris was [[Jail Saga|arrested, officially charged with one count of incest, and was held without bail]].<br /> <br /> Chris was kept in jail or in a mental hospital until [[April 2023]], at which point he was released. His incest charge was outright dropped in [[August 2023]], and he did not have to register as a sex offender. He has [[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021|commented on the charge against him]] numerous times since his arrest and denied that he and his mother had sex, despite previous admission to the contrary.<br /> <br /> ==Background and foreshadowing==<br /> {{Needs Updating|[[Lonely feelings]], [[Teen Troon Squad chats]]}}<br /> <br /> [[File:July28BeautyArtwork.jpg|thumb|left|400px|Note the talk of "soul bonding" in the right-hand corner.]]<br /> <br /> In general, the relationship between Chris and his mother has always been seen as a "little too close", likely due to his mother's overly coddling nature towards him in his early life all through to his adulthood mixed with the emotionally abusive control tactics she implemented against both him and Bob. It was keenly noted during the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie Saga]] that Chris had used the words "[[darling]]" and "dear", commonly reserved for romantic relationships, to refer to his mother.<br /> <br /> Many Christorians have noted that potential hints or patterns that would indicate sexual activity between Chris and his mother have been made previously. In a [[PVCC NEW info: on Chris and Barbara spoon eachother!|2010 voice chat]] between various [[PVCC]] forum members, [[Kim Wilson]] talked about a discussion where Chris revealed he was spooning his mother on a regular basis. She also revealed that Chris told her that he'd once had a [[Dreams|wet dream]] about Barb as an Egyptian belly dancer. When asked by Emily if he'd repopulate the planet if he and his mother were the only two people left in existence, Chris went silent and then denied any desire to have sex with his mother.<br /> <br /> [[File:CWCTablet25Jul2021.jpg|thumb|"Top 10 Hottest Anime Moms Ever", a video Chris watched on 25 July 2021, days before he bragged about incestuous acts on his mother.<ref>Date can be seen in [[:File:SuitressTablet.jpg]]</ref>]]<br /> <br /> As early as October 2015, the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] noted that at Chris's plea arrangement for the [[pepper spray]] incident, Chris and his mother were touching each other in an unusually intimate and inappropriate fashion.<ref>[[26 December 2014#15 October Hearing]]</ref> As recently as 2019, Chris, whilst roleplaying as [[Magi-Chan]], referred to his mother as a "guilty pleasure waifu''[sic]''". Furthermore, in August 2016, Chris admitted to having [[Dreams#Mother_dreams|dreams of having sex with his mother]] in a Facebook post stating that "I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother".<ref name=dream></ref> Troll [[Arthur Spatchcock]] disclosed on the Kiwi Farms that following the [[2014 house fire]], Chris and his mother were routinely spooning. At the time, Chris denied any impropriety, stating "I am not a '[[wikipedia:Norman Bates|Bates]]'. OMG."<ref>[[Misc texts]]</ref><br /> <br /> According to both [[Bella]] and [[MKRNightVee]], Chris brought up the dreams of sex with his mother again to them in private conversations. In a 19 [[July 2021]] conversation with the [[Chess Club]] Discord server, Bella mentioned that Chris, during his phase of [[role-play]]ing as Sonichu, brought up that he had a dream of having sex with his mother, to which Bella replied that it was weird and questioned what it meant, to which an offended Chris asked if she was calling Chris weird.<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Suicide Plan Claims]]</ref> On 30 [[July 2021]], MKR commented about the leak of the incest news, and mentioned that Chris had told her about sexual dreams with his mother, and that MKR dismissed it as one of Chris's many crazy dreams.<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1421182090586988549 (archive: https://archive.ph/Scjbk)</ref><br /> <br /> On 5 [[July 2021]], [[Kiwi_Farms_posts_(Null)#Chris's_"girlfriend"|Chris revealed that he was having sex with]] [[Barbara_Chandler#Early_life|an older woman with a background in accounting, and whom he had known for a long time]] to [[Null]] in confidence. Null, having no idea [[Barbara_Chandler|who Chris was talking about]], praised Chris for [[Honest_Content|managing to keep something secret for once,]] and encouraged Chris to keep their relationship secret to protect her identity.<br /> <br /> On 25 [[July 2021]], Chris watched a [[WatchMojo]] video "Top 10 Hottest Anime Moms Ever".<ref>[[Fiona DMs#Top 10 Hottest Anime Moms Ever]]</ref> [[July 2021 social media posts#Beauty artwork|Chris released a piece of artwork on his Twitter feed]] on 28 [[July 2021]], showing "soul-bonding" between an elderly Libra woman (which Barb is) and a younger woman that suspiciously looks like [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's fictionalized counterpart]], clandestinely hinting at the horrifying affair that was just days from being revealed (the only major inconsistency is that Chris is a Pisces and appears elsewhere in the picture with the correct sign).<br /> <br /> Chris had stated [[Lonely feelings|in a conversation]] he had with [[Watchmen]] members that he had feelings of loneliness, and had wanted to get action on with a real, physical woman. Unfortunately for everyone, Chris's desires would lead him to a very dark place.<br /> <br /> == The affair ==<br /> <br /> On 27 June 2021, Chris began to engage in incest with his mother.<ref name=call/><ref name=wct>[[WCT DMs#New sweetheart]]</ref> Chris claimed he "approached her with care and caution," and that Barb even made the "first move."<ref name=call/><br /> <br /> When pressed for details on the dirty deed, Chris has shown an unsurprising lack of [[Chris and remorse|remorse]] for his actions, stating that his actions were ordained by [[Chris and religion|GodJesus Himself]]. If anything, he was more upset that [[Bella]], [[Null]], [[Dillin]], and other people ratted him out [[Honest Content|after he provided a confession to a felony]].<ref>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref><ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]</ref><br /> <br /> === The gory details ===<br /> <br /> {{Protip|[[Fabricated BDSM texts|Texts purporting BDSM roleplay]] are fakes doctored by Bella. With that said, this list is still not entirely reliable, as details may vary and because Chris is [[List of Chris's lies|typically not interested in honesty in these scenarios]].}}<br /> [[File:SurrealIncest.png|thumb|A surreal depiction of the events]]<br /> In case you have some kind of morbid curiosity of how the affair could have went down, here is a list of "activities" that Chris had allegedly done to/with his mother:<br /> <br /> [[File:i_am_vomit.png|thumb|right|400px|The average reaction to what happened...]]<br /> <br /> <br /> #'''Massages'''<ref>[[July 2021 social media posts#Signature sex move]]</ref> - Presumably full body ones since it included her thighs (and her face for some reason); this is probably the same type of massage he gave to [[Mia Hamm]]. Chris also claimed in a chat with [[The WCT]] that he had bought massaging oil, and made the claim that it is perfect to use on one's lover. <ref>[[WCT DMs#Massage oil and dream]]</ref><br /> #'''Kissing''' - Apparently did not involve tongues. <br /> #'''Outer Course''' - Rubbing her pussy with his fingers and hands, this happened at least twice before the next step, probably more.<br /> #'''Intercourse''' - By this, he means fingering her, it apparently hurt her when he did so.<br /> #'''Cunnilingus''' - Eating her out, [[Chris and his ego|claims he's good at it]]. No information about if she returned the favor. <ref name=deviant/><br /> #'''Penetration''' - Vaginal, apparently with the use of a condom, he proceeded to get himself tested for STI's afterwards anyway.<br /> #'''Cuddling''' - According to a letter from jail, Chris supposedly "cuddled" with Barb in the times of incest.<ref name=letter>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref><br /> <br /> According to [[Null]], Chris had been buying large amounts of sex toys and lingerie from [[Adam & Eve]] for several months prior to committing his acts. What sex toys Chris potentially used, if any, is uncertain.<br /> <br /> ===Negligee===<br /> {{Main|Negligee}}<br /> [[File:CWCWithFanJun27.png|thumb|100px|left|A photo of Chris wearing the negligee in front of a fan.]]<br /> Chris stated that he purchased a negligee and claimed that Barb approved of the idea.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Sexy negligee]]</ref> This was eventually confirmed on 3 March 2022, when a Reddit fan posted photos of themselves with Chris in the negligee.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Rationalizations==<br /> Chris has rationalized the affair in multiple ways.<br /> <br /> *'''Divine approval''' - Chris claimed in the [[Incest Call]] that God told him the incest was okay. <br /> <br /> *'''Soul-Bonding and Healing''' - In a jail letter that [[Emanuel]] told him to have sex with Barb in order to "heal" her and "cleanse her of her sins".<ref name=letter/> In a later letter, Chris mentions that "Soul Bonding does not necessarily constitute sex" which implies that it ''can'' be.<ref>[[Jail_Letter - 16_November_2021]]</ref> He described soul-bonding as "the Bonding and Union of Auras (Energy Fields) between at least two individuals."<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 June 2022]]</ref> Chris seems to be under the impression that if he didn't engage in this "healing" then Barbara would have died or being more heavily injured by her [[November 2021]] car accident, completely ignoring the fact that if Chris had not engaged in it, chances are Barb wouldn't have been in a car accident at all, since she wouldn't have been forced to drive on her own due to her son's absence.<ref>[[Jail_Letter - 11 January 2022]]</ref><br /> <br /> *'''Defense measure against Sockness''' - Chris claimed that "my having had sex is also a defense mechanism in regards to [[Sockness]] and what he had/may have in mind with me and being near me," referring to Sockness's history of scheming to have sex with Chris, and that Chris planned to use the fact of his affair as a "truth bomb" to deter Sockness.<ref name=soulbonding>[[Bella chats#Soul Bonding]]</ref><br /> <br /> ==Awareness of wrongdoing==<br /> Chris was aware of the illegal nature of incest. In August 2016, he read a news article on the topic of a mother and son charged with incest and commented over Facebook on it, defending the two and saying they should not be sent to jail.<ref name=dream></ref><br /> <br /> Five years later, in the midst of his own affair with his mother, Chris still demonstrated awareness that the action was illegal. While he desired to discuss the affair with people, he first concocted a cover story in which he used misleading euphemisms such as "lady friend" to describe his sexual partner and claimed that the supposed lady friend and Barb had met each other<ref name=spill>[[Bella chats#Chris Wants to Spill the Beans]]</ref><ref>[[WCT DMs#Chris describes his lady friend]]</ref> and he insisted on keeping the identity of the lady friend secret,<ref name=soulbonding></ref><ref name=null>[[Null DMs#Chris vaguely describes his relationship]]</ref><ref name=wct></ref> though he dropped hints such as age<ref name=soulbonding></ref> and employment history.<ref name=null></ref><br /> <br /> After a month of using his cover story, Chris decided to push further and tell someone that his mother was the sexual partner. He selected [[Bella]]. Before telling her, Chris first spent time trying to manipulate her into keeping silent on what he would say by use of a guilt trip.<br /> <br /> {{quote|And I ask you Not to Overthink or ask for further details in pressing on. That is not a good thing to do.|Chris to Bella, 17 July 2021<ref name=soulbonding></ref>}}<br /> <br /> Over a week later, Chris, ready to divulge his secret, first claimed to Bella that he was uncertain of telling her as he was concerned about the government hacking into the conversation, which backfired on Chris as this tipped off Bella into suspecting that he was about to discuss an illegal act.<ref>[[Bella and Suitress chats#Bella suspects incest]]</ref><br /> <br /> {{quote|I realize I am remaining and sounding distant on the questioning, and it will become more clear and obvious when I tell you, in-person, who she is.<br /> <br /> I actually wish I could tell you over text or voice call, but the government and anyone with the tech can easily hack into those methods|Chris, prior to the [[Incest Call]].<ref name=spill></ref>}}<br /> <br /> Within the same conversation, Chris recommended using the encrypted text/video call app Signal (having used it to communicate with [[Null]]), which Bella agreed to download.<ref name=spill></ref><br /> <br /> After Chris's conversations about committing incest were publicly leaked, [[The WCT]] sent Chris messages over [[Discord]] asking him what had happened. Chris gave an explanation, then began deleting his messages. Chris requested that The WCT delete his side of the conversation as well, which WCT obliged (though had taken screenshots in real time to discuss with [[The Knights of CWC]]).<ref>[[WCT DMs#Asking about Incest Call leak]]</ref><br /> <br /> ==Leaks==<br /> {{main|Incest Call|Incest Texts}}<br /> In the leaks, Chris admits that he and his mother engaged in substantial sexual activity, including Chris masturbating his mother, and engaging in penetrative intercourse with her. It is further alleged that his mother compared him to various other sexual partners, including Chris's father.<br /> <br /> {{quote|Also made another attempt at rubbing her vagina, externally at first, then slipping in between the lips and rubbing the inner labia. Then she told me to stop. She's getting more used to being played with down there by hand.|Text message from Chris.<ref name=deviant></ref>}} <br /> {{quote|And obviously those out of the eight guys, counting [[Bob|Robertchu]], before me were not hitting her G-Spot as much with their cocks. I had attempted the first night to rub her in there; i found her spot, but it hurt her. But, alternatively, I did find that at cunnilingus, I was good at it with my tongue|Chris comparing his sexual activities with his father's sexual activities.<ref name=deviant></ref>}}<br /> [[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."]]<br /> <br /> The leaked audio likewise contained graphic descriptions of sexual activity, which Chris alludes to as the veracity of "incest fanfics". The authenticity of the recording was confirmed by Chris to [[Dillin Thomas]].<ref name="admission">[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris confesses to Dillin Thomas]]</ref><br /> <br /> Prior to the allegations being revealed to the public, Chris informed [[Bella]], [[Null]], and [[The WCT]] about the fact that he found a [[boyfriend-free girl]], although he wanted her identity to remain secret. He offered multiple hints about the identity of his new [[sweetheart]], but told Null that he wanted him to figure out who it was. Null was initially skeptical of the incest claims, since the [[Idea Guys]] previously coerced him into recording a (then untrue) statement that he had raped Barb, and believed that this could be another instance of similar manipulation. Null hypothesized that Chris was attempting to protect the identity of his new girlfriend by making up an elaborate lie, but eventually came to realize that Chris had been having frequent sex with Barb upon reviewing Chris's hints.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Chris's "girlfriend"]]</ref><br /> <br /> After this information eventually came to light, Chris indicated that it was "drama" and that he only intended to share the information to [[Messiah complex|test his followers]], who he trusted not to share the information with the public at large despite incest being illegal. Chris later compared Null to {{w|Judas Iscariot}} for "betraying" him by trusting him with such [[Honest Content]]. [[Chris and remorse|Chris being Chris]], he seems to be more upset over the fact that [[Honest Content|trusting people not to leak evidence of a criminal act]] led to [[Jail Saga|serious, life-changing consequences for him]] than the idea that he may have caused harm to Barb, and as multiple [[jail letters]] show, he does not have guilt over the fact that he did something illegal (not to mention he clearly hasn't learned from ''years'' of experience that [[Honest Content|constantly sharing personal information at the drop of a hat]], be it embarrassing or '''incriminating''' in this case, invariably comes back to bite him in the rear later on).<br /> <br /> == Was it consensual? ==<br /> <br /> {{Protip| The following information should not be taken as definite proof that Chris raped Barb or not; this is simply a list of evidence that Chris has provided himself, which due to Chris's habit of lying for the pettiest of reasons, can be seen as unreliable by some. Due to the sensitive nature of this topic, please avoid saying for sure if Chris did or did not rape Barb.}}<br /> <br /> On the CWCki, there are two main camps that people fall into when discussing this topic:<br /> There are people who believe the affair to be abusive or even flat-out rape, while there are other people who believe the affair was consensual between the two.<br /> <br /> The following list contains many common points of argument for both sides but also a counterargument for each and every one.<br /> <br /> The evidence for the affair being nonconsensual are as follows:<br /> <br /> * Barb has been speculated to be suffering from dementia or some other form of mental decline; there are too many videos of her displaying symptoms to list, but this could be her intentionally faking it for sympathy donations. Also, some have pointed out that Barb was quite cognizant in other recent videos, adding weight to the theory that her behavior in the begging videos could have been exaggerated. <br /> * Chris mentioned during [[Incest Texts]] that Barb told him to stop during his attempts to finger her; however, this would have been Chris's first time fingering a woman ([[Mia Hamm]] didn't allow him to do so during their times together) and Chris mentioned this act hurt Barb at first; meaning Barb could have been stopping him from his attempts due to the pain but otherwise consented to be fingered.<br /> * Chris, during the [[Incest Call]], mentions that Barb seemed partially confused at first; However, Chris did say she "came around," so it's possible he was referring to his advances towards her, and she didn't initially understand/ believe what Chris was asking for.<br /> * Chris mentioned in [[Jail Letter - 22 July 2022 (2)]] that Barb was "Zombie-like" and not even aware of her surroundings even before the affair began; while damning (if true), it's worth mentioning that Chris during the letter is begging Kenneth for assistance in moving Barb out of the house, arguing that Barb simply cannot take care of herself. Chris, being Chris, could simply not know the implications of what he's actually saying, and it's quite possible that Chris is desperately lying since Kenneth disapproved of the idea unless there was no other option for Barb.<br /> <br /> The evidence for the affair being consensual are as follows:<br /> <br /> * Chris and Barbara's relationship is infamously creepy and way too close for comfort; this is the main source of people believing the affair was consensual and for good reason. Barb would often yell at Chris if he didn't share a bed with her, and Chris has admitted numerous times that he spoons with her (after Bob's death). They were also often seen talking to each other and even holding each other as if they were husband and wife for a long time before the affair began. Barb is infamous for being horribly [[Chris and manipulation|manipulative]] for her own personal gain, and she does not see any problem with coddling and emotionally blackmailing Chris in order to go along with what she wants to do (usually money or food-related stuff); with this in mind, while their relationship is definitely unhealthy for a mother and son to have, it does not prove that Barb was interested in an incestuous affair with Chris.<br /> * Chris claimed to Null during his temporary homelessness in [[Null DMs|a direct message]] that the affair was definitely consensual; however, [[Honest Content|even somebody like Chris]] would probably hesitate to admit raping their own mother, especially to their main benefactor at the time.<br /> * Chris boasted during the [[Incest Call]] that Barb was "having a good time" and even claimed that he let her make the first move; even if this is true, it does not rule out that Chris hadn't coerced or otherwise manipulated her into having sex with him since he did mention in the same call that she was "partially confused at first." Chris's idea of approaching a love interest with "care and caution" '''does not''' translate to consent or even consideration for somebody else's feelings; his idea of nervous behavior around [[Kacey]], for example, included touching her multiple times without her consent and his interactions with [[Megan]] which he describes as "friendly" also included a lot of unwanted attempts to hug and kiss her.<br /> * In [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]], Chris claimed that after he lost his virginity to Mia Hamm and told his mom about it, Barb stated that she would have had sex with him herself; while this does sound like Barb offering herself to Chris, there is a massive possibility that Barb was simply saying he could [[Attraction Sign|pull women without paying them]]. Though definitely creepy, it does not mean she actually wanted sex with him and even if she did, the quote came from a decade beforehand so this would not count as consent.<br /> <br /> In the end, we will perhaps never honestly know; Barb is apparently not willing to comment or give any further details (and thankfully, nobody has pressed her on such), and Chris is currently in denial that the affair ever took place. If Chris was formally charged and sentenced with felony incest (or perhaps rape), it could've be a case of Chris simply piling on tons of poorly worded evidence against himself [[Honest Content|(as he's done throughout most of his life)]]; but even since Chris's charge was dismissed, it could be seen as yet another example of the criminal justice system [[Honor roll|going easy]] on [[Autism|somebody with special needs]].<br /> <br /> Ironically, despite this being one of the most critical moments in Chris's life, a life that has been documented extensively down to the finest detail, we continue to and will likely never know the essential details of it.<br /> <br /> ==Chris's Comments on the Affair post-incarceration==<br /> During the incarceration that followed Chris's incest with his mother, he had communicated numerous times with members of the public via letters and telephone calls. Some of those letters (and one recorded phone call which has been publicly shared) contain commentary by Chris regarding the charges for which he was in jail. The first publicly available letter in which Chris touches on the subject of the alleged incest was written on [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|19 September 2021]]. In it, Chris appears to strongly imply that he indeed had sex with Barbara. Chris's comments on the affair are tied with his elaboration of his previously expressed delusions of Godhood. He reveals to have realized himself to be the present day reincarnation of Jesus Christ. The supreme Goddess Emanuelle had ordered him to to purify Barbara of her sins and improve her abilities. In his description of how this was done, Chris writes that he and his mother "mainly Cuddled, Soul-Bonded, and Talked." No explicit details are provided, but the rest of the letter strongly implies that sexual acts were included in Chris's "healing" of Barbara. Chris goes on to write that the healing he performed on his mother was similarly done by him on other individuals during his previous life as Jesus Christ, though the details of said healings were omitted from the the Bible. Chris then goes on to inform the letter's recipient that "We Gods had eased up on the views of "Adultry" [sic]; WHY Else do you all have Pro-Gay, and Pro-Lesbian, Pro-Trans, and all Today and the past Decades?" While the word "adultery" is typically used to refer to marital infidelity, it appears that in this letter it is intended to mean all acts that go against traditional sexual morality (i.e., what Christians have usually called "fornication"). By grouping the "healing" of Barbara in the same category as intimate relations between members of the same sex, Chris strongly implies that the "healing" of Barbara likewise included romantic and sexual acts. Chris's defense of the "healing" on the counts that all those who were involved in it were both willing and above the legal age of consent further enhances the impression that it was at least partially sexual in nature.<br /> <br /> While the 19 September letter was just a few baby steps away from being an explicit admission of incest, it did not take long for Chris to become more coy as to whether or not incest between himself and Barb had occurred. In a [[Jail Call - 1 November 2021|1 November 2021 telephone call]], Chris fails to either explicitly deny or acknowledge that he and Barb had sex. The same ambiguousness regarding the truthfulness of the charges against him can be seen in a letter written on [[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|16 November 2021]].<br /> <br /> At some point Chris changed his tune and began to outright deny that there was ever any sexual intimacy between him and his mother. As far as public evidence goes, Chris first explicitly denied the charges against him in the [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022|11 May 2022 jail letter]]. In the same letter, Chris alleges that in [[May 2012]] Barbara made sexual advances towards him after he revealed to her that he had paid a prostitute a month beforehand. He goes on to write that after the death of Bob Barb came to see Chris as a husband-like figure. Further denials that Chris ever had sexual relations with Barb appear in jail letters written on [[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022|1 June]] and [[Jail Letter - 4 June 2022|4 June 2022]]. Chris does acknowledge that prior to his arrest he told others that he had sex with Barb, but by now he claims that those admissions were false. As he wrote in the 4 June 2022 letter: "I have never had sex with Barbara; that was purely Big Talk to Divinely Test everyone." Already in the letters from 19 September 2021 and 16 November 2021 Chris claimed that his pre-arrest admissions were made in order to test certain individuals, but (at least far public evidence goes) only from May 2022 Chris began to claim that these admissions were false.<br /> <br /> ==Consequences==<br /> {{Main|Jail Saga}}<br /> It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest – sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration. Chris was swiftly removed from his home by an Emergency Protective Order, then arrested the next day. In the wake of his charges, Chris was [[ban]]ned from [[Patreon]] and [[Tapas]]. Collaborators who had once worked with him withdrew, such as the band who released [[Love is Love (song)|Love is Love]] pulling it from sale.<br /> <br /> Since then, he was held without bail in Central Virginia Regional Jail before getting transferred to [[Western State Hospital]], awaiting trial.<ref>[https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3 Press release]</ref> On 3 [[May 2022]], Chris was transferred back to CVRJ. In [[March 2023]], Chris was released from jail.<br /> <br /> ===Chris and Barbara's relationship===<br /> {{Needs Updating|Citations}}<br /> Chris and Barbara's relationship deteriorated during Chris's stay in jail. In a jail letter, Chris mentioned that Barb had ceased communicating with him.{{cite}}. During summer 2022, Chris began to speak ill of Barb in his letters, insulting and making spurious claims about her.{{cite}} While still in jail, Chris began planning for his housing post-release. In light of a restraining order being placed on Chris preventing him from contact with Barb{{cite}}, Chris believed he deserved to live in [[14 Branchland Court]] over Barb, and requested his [[enablers]] assist him with a [[Kickstarter]] fundraiser to bribe Barb into moving into senior housing, claiming that [[Caden]] was helping with this scheme, and that it was his initial idea.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]]</ref><br /> <br /> === Is the Affair still going now? ===<br /> <br /> {{Protip| As horrifying as the implications are of Chris's actions and what he could potentially be doing, there is no definitive proof that Chris is continuing his incestous relationship with his mother. Even if he is and even if you believe he is abusing her please refrain from calling [[A-logging|for vigilante justice]]. If evidence ever comes out about Chris abusing Barb the thing to do if you're concerned is to contact the local authorities, they will handle the situation in a lawful manner.}}<br /> <br /> With Chris's release from jail and his subsequent dismissal of the case, Chris has recently been seen at the Sonichu temple, but what exactly this means for Barb is somewhat unclear. <br /> <br /> On one hand, many could argue that Chris has learned his lesson and is scared enough about going to jail that he would refrain from continuing their affair. As stubborn as he can be about changing his attitude it should be noted that incarceration is one of the few things that can get Chris to behave himself afterward, 2015 was notable for Chris [[Law|mostly behaving himself]] for the entire year due to a measly single day in jail. So logically, one could argue that a whole 2 years would shake Chris up enough not to touch Barb again.<br /> <br /> However, [[Remorse|Chris doesn't think he did anything wrong]] in fact, he has outright stated in his many [[jail communications]] that he believed he was actually doing a good thing for Barb by "spiritually healing her" with his actions. Chris is aware that his actions are illegal, even years prior he knew [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts| that incest was illegal]] but infamously still encouraged it at the time and would go on to commit the acts himself many years later. Chris has also been deliberately keeping a low profile for once in his life and has [[Helena Fiorenza|only one known communication with the outside world]]. It is entirely possible that Chris has not learned his actions were wrong and shouldn't be repeated, but instead that he should keep his mouth shut about it.<br /> <br /> ==Fan videos==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> |name = Sonichu Says NO to Barbussy Mitai [emptyhero]<br /> |ytid = tsYBphxweBY<br /> |stardate = 22 Nov 2022<br /> |maker = emptyhero<br /> |info = BLAST ALL YOUR BEANS IN MY BARBUSSY PLEASE<br /> }}<br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> |name = Poor Sonichu...<br /> |ytid = WIZfv3scrx4<br /> |stardate = 13 Feb 2022<br /> |maker = Emperor Techno<br /> |info = Warning: kinda spooky<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> |name = Chris-Chan and his mom every 3rd night since June 27<br /> |ytid = mjARTrVL_0w<br /> |stardate = 10 Aug 2021<br /> |maker = American Goblin <br /> }}<br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> |name = Chris Chan be like..<br /> |ytid = Srz73CkOgwQ<br /> |stardate = 2 Aug 2021<br /> |maker = Through Time and Space <br /> }}<br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> |name = Chris Chan sings P. Y. T . (Pretty Young Thing) by Michael Jackson<br /> |ytid = a-g_MbWn5-0<br /> |stardate = 23 Aug 2023<br /> |maker = AI Christian & The Hedgehog Boys<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> {{FanArt}}<br /> *[[Chris and sex]]<br /> *[[Chris and the law]]<br /> *[[Jail Saga]]<br /> *[[Soul Bonding]]<br /> *[[The Binding of Isaac‎]]<br /> *[[Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability]]<br /> <br /> {{Notes}}<br /> {{References}}<br /> {{Articleofthenow}}<br /> {{IncestSaga}}<br /> {{Love Quest}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Articles with Jail Saga speculation]]</div>

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<p>OcColt: The Average Reaction To The Events of July 31st, 2021...</p> <hr /> <div>== Summary ==<br /> The Average Reaction To The Events of July 31st, 2021...</div>

OcColt https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:OcColt&diff=314941 User:OcColt 2023-10-24T01:58:19Z

<p>OcColt: </p> <hr /> <div>I've been checking up on Chris-Chan lore since the Incest Incident. <br /> <br /> <br /> Favorite Quote: "Who is man in dress name 'chris chan' trend ? "... i am vomit"<br /> <br /> {{JERK}}<br /> {{ClassicChris}}<br /> {{PS3}}<br /> {{Observer}}<br /> {{Americunt}}<br /> {{Snyder}}<br /> {{Artfag}}</div>

OcColt https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:OcColt&diff=314935 User:OcColt 2023-10-24T01:47:43Z

<p>OcColt: </p> <hr /> <div>I primarily exist. That's all.<br /> {{JERK}}</div>

OcColt https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:OcColt&diff=314932 User:OcColt 2023-10-24T01:41:36Z

<p>OcColt: Created page with "I primarily exist. That's all."</p> <hr /> <div>I primarily exist. That's all.</div>

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