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<div>On 15 [[March 2009]], [[Robert Simmons V]] and an undercover [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] visit Chris's [[Chris and Religion|church]] and approach the [[Chris|manchild]] in the flesh unsuspectingly.<br />
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The audio recording of this event lasts 1:47:48. Throughout, Chris's voice is much louder than everyone else's.<br />
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Chris says he's keeping his distance from instant messages. He'd rather not talk about who hacked his Yahoo! account. [[Bob]] is there, but Chris reveals that [[Barbara]] usually stays home.<br />
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Chris excuses himself to leave Bob to talk to Robert for a few minutes. Bob talks about jerks on the internet, Chris's condition, and early video games. When Chris comes back, he realizes that it's [[fail|funny both Bob and Robert have the same name]].<br />
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Chris talks about Robert's trouble with finding a girlfriend. Chris has made the final decision to talk to local girls instead of ones on the internet. He's gotten encouragement from [[Rocky]] with ''[[How to Talk to Girls]]''. He talked to 7 girls just last Thursday at [[Alderman Library]], but got a fake number. Chris was emotionally prepared for the fake number from ''Seinfeld''. Bob mentions the [[Sonichu Girls]] club.<br />
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Chris rambles on about ''[[Family Guy]]'' and Stewie quoting the bible against [[homo]]sexuality. His copy of the bible with Leviticus is different from the church's because it was a graduation gift from Reverend Shin of the Korean church in Chesterfield County. Bob talks about North Korea.<br />
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After asking Robert for a pen, Chris makes his signature and hands it to Robert, saying it could be valuable one day.<br />
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They start reciting verses and singing hymns for many minutes. Chris gets to pick a verse for everyone to sing. Bob gets the second pick. Then other people pick. Chris wails over everyone else in some of them.<br />
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Afterward, Robert reunites with the other troll. They drive away contemplating on Leviticus and raping Emiry.<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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[0:01] <font color="#0033FF">'''Troll #1:''' It's recording now. So--</font><br />
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<i>Incomprehensible</i><br />
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[0:33] <font color="#04B45F"> '''Robert Simmons V''': Citizens of the Internet! This is Robert Simmons V, better known as <i>Sonichufan1985, -1986 and now, -1987.</i> I wish you all a good morning! The reason I am talking today on this voice recorder is to talk about about how I'm gonna meet Mr. Christian Chandler, my personal hero. Now, although if you're looking at my old account, <i>Sonichufan1986</i>, you would think that I don't like Mr. Chandler.</font><br />
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<i>Incomprehensible</i><br />
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[[Category:Trolling]]<br />
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== download ==<br />
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*[http://www.mediafire.com/?jqmemaxmcw0 Full church audio]<br />
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(May God have mercy on your pitiful soul.)</div>Octoguy