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2010-03-20T16:52:09Z

Odettafag: grammar fail

Oh Jesus, I hope I'm not the only one who burst out laughing when I saw the sign in the background. '''[[User:Odettafag|blind justice.]]''' [[User talk:Odettafag|to each his own.]] 16:51, 20 March 2010 (UTC)

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2010-03-20T16:51:20Z

Odettafag: Created page with 'Oh Jesus, I hope I'm not the only one who burst out laughing when they saw the sign in the background. ~~~~'

Oh Jesus, I hope I'm not the only one who burst out laughing when they saw the sign in the background. '''[[User:Odettafag|blind justice.]]''' [[User talk:Odettafag|to each his own.]] 16:51, 20 March 2010 (UTC)

User:Odettafag

2010-03-12T05:30:48Z

Odettafag: failquote

{{quote|WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING WHY IS THE AUTHOR NOT DEAD OR DYING|Anonymous, on Asperchu}}

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2010-03-12T05:30:03Z

Odettafag: asperchu-related quotes

{{quote|WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING WHY IS THE AUTHOR NOT DEAD OR DYING|Anonymous, on Asperchu}}
{{quote|Because he's actually a troll trying to make CWC angry. And it's been working.|Anonymous, responding to the above quote}}

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Talk:The Wallflower

2010-03-11T19:05:50Z

Odettafag: /* Pimp Claim Responsibility */

Okay faggots, listen up. No personal details. Ever. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:14, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*Gotcha. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 01:18, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**Am I missing something here? Didn't Chris just inform us that this girl is no longer interested in him, with Message to the Trolls? So why are we locking down details about her now, when EDF can do no more damage? Or is there more to this?--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 01:22, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
***I'm sure that she got some sort of email/phone call, but we don't know enough about her or the situation to assume that she's fully out of the picture. Until then, it's better to have less info than too much info. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 01:24, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
Some explanation please? I mean, all the other galpal articles have info, what happened here? [[User:Dave|Dave]]
*i have received a message from wallflower herself asking for her info to be removed. while i'd rather not remove any information, at the same time, the article was focusing on personal details about the wallflower that weren't at all related to chris. since i'd rather avoid any trouble here, i've complied with her request. this new article should be used purely for chris-related information, since she is part of christory. if chris uploads information, then you can add it here, but don't add anything you found through internet investigation or whatever. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 01:28, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
** A'ight, but can we have a background on the story on cwcki? You know, what happened for them to break up and stuff. [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 01:29, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*** There's no break up as far as I know. But I'm sure something must have happened between yesterday and today. We can document the drama but be vague. Example: Dedicated trolls found her information and then Chris got mad. Real mad. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:38, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
****Does this mean all the sweetheart pages are going to be changed? -PeaceCeapPea
*****Most of the sweethearts were trolls. Megan avoid this site like rape, so I don't think we need to worry about it. [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 02:32, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*Why are we doing this? Didn't Megan ask us for her dox to be taken off the internet? How do we know the message wasn't sent by a troll or a white knight?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 02:12, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**Have you seen the latest video from Chris? He found the CWCki. I guess "WallFlower" used Google. Another thing; Chris volunteered the info we got on him. She dint. We dint passed the Dox of other sweethearts or made fun of them as we did with her. Just for this, It had to be removed. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:29, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*My apologies for deleting this page this page. I just woke up and I was confused about what the fuck was going on. I thought some faggot thought Chris was talking about two different girls. I absolutely agree with Cogs one hundred percent, if Wallflower requested this page to be taken down, I think that's a humble request given that the article was a threat to her wellbeing. It's not so much trying to cover our asses, I really can understand that the Wallflower (unlike Megan, who really didn't have much of an online presence) would have trolls be a very real threat and unlike Chris, she probably doesn't feed off negative attention.
:I regret that I did not address the dox in the pages. I really wasn't a big fan of having her Facebook, MySpace, etc. profile on there, aside from Chris related issues, mostly because we don't do the same thing for Megan and we shouldn't encourage faggots trolling Chris related people who have little to do with Chris.
:I think one lesson from this is we need to discuss some sort of privacy policy for CWCki. A less brash version of Clyde's dictum is that we should possibly treat pages about people only from the Chris universe perspective, that is how Chris views them and sees them as opposed to digging into personal details from online investigations. But yeah, people, let's not do shit like post MySpaces, Facebooks, and don't post people's personal information unless Chris posts it on the Internet for everyone to see. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:46, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:* Seems fair enough. There was, in retrospect, no hope of keeping a lid on this whole thing, I think, no matter how much or how little personal info got posted here - as soon as her given name got out there, it was inevitable that some goof was gonna link her to this or to the ED page or to the sex doll video or whatever else. But that seems like a good policy for simple decency's sake. I apologize for getting carried away with all the links on the page yesterday. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 12:59, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

*I think the wording of this article should be more explicit as to how and what kind of idiot it was that contacted her over all this. I mean most EDF retards won't read krapple or PVCC etc. but they do read the Cwcki, and it might help in the future to have here an example to hold up of what exactly happens when you go the JULAYYY route of trolling. [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 02:37, 11 March 2010 (UTC) 02:36, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

**Who cares about it, it seems something else is stirring within Chris. Guess he still has it out for me. Hmph. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 07:57, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

***I think we ought to be more careful with the information we post here. Most if not all CWCki contributors are either on /cwc/ or PVCC, but the readers are partially dumbasses (not just from EDF, I presume) who will fuck shit up. Yes, it's a shame this happens, but ultimately we are to blame here. It was very obvious the CWCki article on her would lead to someone contacting her. Documenting information is important, but perhaps there should be some articles protected from viewing? I don't know. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 10:48, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*combine with the sonichu crystals to the [Wallflower] page?? [[user:I_Love_Little_Girls|I Love Little Girls]] 10:23, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
::no they want that page gone, that's why it's over here without any references to her personally. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 11:03, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:::oh, i see. whatevss [[user:I_Love_Little_Girls|I Love Little Girls]] 11:30, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*Yeah, I thought the same thing so don't feel bad. tl;dr is that Wallflower asked for it to be removed and Cogs complied, because it was a reasonable request. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:31, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

==Srsly though...===
To improve the article:
# Wallflower really isn't a sweetheart. Nothing public about this yet but as most of you can tell, she's more or less Megan - because she has managed to be around Chris for more than five seconds, Chris takes this to mean sexual interest and a serious relationship.
# We need a pic of a Wallflower. Like, literally, a flower growing out of a wall. Not a drawn pic, but an actual photograph. Shouldn't be too hard to fine, just don't feel like it now. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:31, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

==Pimp Claim Responsibility==

This bloke known on YouTube as "ThyEnvysGreed" claim he's the one who [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRr-N5_V_9s alerted wallflower]. What should we do with this faggot? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:33, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
* It's possible the guy's full of shit and just taking credit for something. Going by the comments 'they' have been making, this is quite likely; his 'group' seems to be out to make a name for themselves rather than just have a laugh at Chris's expense. Aside from that, just do what everyone seems to be doing already; spam his comments informing him of what a massive prick he is and that he should lay off the fucking donuts. [[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 16:51, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**I agree with the comment spamming, just piledrive him into the dirt. He fucked up an opportunity for some awesome shit. I would understand if he were trying to get a laugh out of messing with Chris, but he's just looking for e-fame. I say we don't give him that much attention unless it's totally negative.--[[User:JRampancy|JRampancy]] 16:54, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
***I'll need to find the picture I saw on /cwc/, but he also had an account on Fanfiction.net and I think that's how he alerted her, since I don't think they allow anonymous reviews anymore. And it was the same screen name.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 17:30, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
****Well gentlemen, I believe it's time to do what we do best. IT'S TROLLING TIME, LADS.[[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 17:36, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*Faggot deleted it. Did anyone save it? '''[[User:Odettafag|blind justice.]]''' [[User talk:Odettafag|to each his own.]] 18:11, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
** [http://rs336.rapidshare.com/files/362046356/whatafuckingtard.flv It's right there] [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:02, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*** Thanks! '''[[User:Odettafag|blind justice.]]''' [[User talk:Odettafag|to each his own.]] 19:05, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
He's a troll, you guys. Attention will only make him stronger unless we find his house (which is unlikely). Until someone can dox him, the best course of action is to ignore him, depriving him of his e-fame. Bonus points if fifty different accounts simultaneously claim that they're the ones who pissed off Wallflower so nobody takes his claims seriously.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:24, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

Barbara Chandler

2010-03-11T18:58:34Z

Odettafag: my god i suck

[[Image:0839-MomDesi.JPG|thumb|right|250px|Barbara holding [[Desi Chandler|Desi]] the cat; ignorant of the book to her left.]]

{{quote|Get off. Before I go off.|Barbara to Chris, private Skype chat with [[Sarah May]]}}

{{quote|I don't need no back talk from someone on the internet.|Barbara, [[Mumble 2]]}}

'''Barbara Anne Weston Chandler'''<ref>[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]</ref> (born 1 [[Wikipedia:1941#October|October 1941]]<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html</ref>) is the wife of [[Bob Chandler]] and terrible mother of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and [[Cole Smithey]]. The sole recognition for her motherly qualities is the Mother of the Year [[2000]] Award Chris created for her.<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler#Page 13|A Week With Christian Chandler, page 13]]</ref> She has not won the award since.
==Appearance==
As little as ten years ago Barbara was reasonably slim, but, along with Chris, has ballooned out in recent years. Due to her [[Obesity|massive size]], she is affectionately referred to as '''Snorlax''' by [[trolls]]. [[Image:Cheers01.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Artist's Depiction.]]When encountering Barbara, it is wise to use a Poké Flute.

Barbara's size is likely one of the reasons she sleeps a lot<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref> and usually skips [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]].<ref>[[Church audio]]</ref>

Barbara has no eyebrows, which has caused intense interest at [[PVCC (board)|PVCC]].<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=1027&start=0 PVCC discussion on Barbara's lack of eyebrows]</ref>

==Cole and his possible fathers==

[[Image:0467-CWC18th20.jpg|thumb|Cole visits for Chris's [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday]].]]

Barbara grew up and raised Cole in Richmond near Virginia Commonwealth University and West Avenue.<ref name="Raising">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)]]</ref>

Barbara gave birth to [[Cole]] in 1963. Throughout his life, Barbara has lied to Cole about who his father is because she's [[Wikipedia:Maury Povich|Maury Povich]] trash. She insists that Cole's father is Jack Dale Smithey, to whom she was married, but records show that she actually married to Ran ''Cole''man Yeatts in 1961. To further fuel Cole's later rage, Yeatts visited them as a "friend" when Cole was a child.

During Cole's childhood, Barbara abused Cole along with her then-partner Jerry.<ref name="email07-03-06p1">[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-1.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 1]]</ref> Then came Bob, who made Cole rage even harder with his mean-spirited Republicanism. Based on experiences with all these men, Cole thinks that Barbara has a "proclivity to isolate herself via scurrilous mates."<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 2]]</ref> The translation would be "She likes to date guys who curse a lot, and obsesses over them". The relevancy of her partners' vernacular is a little puzzling. He's probably just being sesquipedalian. What he was probably trying to say: "She rolls with scrubs".

Barbara visited Cole only once in 27 years.<ref name="email07-03-06p1" />
{{-}}

==Marriage with Bob==

[[Image:0033-MommasBirthday.jpg|thumb|She never was much of a looker. Too bad physical appearance is genetic.]]

Bob and Barbara met in a bar on a karaoke night. Barbara was there with friends and Bob was singing.<ref name="Mumble 3.5">[[Mumble 3.5]]</ref> Cole's friend Chuck, who worked at the bar, has a vivid memory of them being drunk retards.<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-1.PNG|24 July 2007 email #1 from Cole to Chris]]</ref> According to Chris, Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: "She chased him down the hall." They got married in 1980.<ref name="Mumble 3.5" />

According to Chris, Barbara has not had sex with Bob for at least two decades. They have been sleeping in separate rooms for the past few years.<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>

During a portion of the time Chris spent attending junior high and high school in Midlothian, Virginia, Bob and Barbara lived separately. Until Chris finished the eighth grade, a space of roughly three years, Bob lived in Midlothian with Chris while Barbara remained in Ruckersville to look after [[14 Branchland Court]]. In [[Mailbag 32]], Chris claimed that the separation allowed Barbara to continue working at her job with Virginia Power until retirement.

Instead of accepting that their marriage isn't what it used to be, that they have different goals for their son in life and move on like any other healthy human being, she is either too lazy, poor, and/or unwilling to explain to Chris the intricacies of a divorce and its effect on a family dynamic, thereby putting herself in the inescapable rut she is in today.
{{-}}

==Pampering of Chris==

{{quote|Yeah, but then my Mom is pretty much jealous of me loving another woman more than her.|Chris, describing his Oedipus complex ([[Mumble 10]])}}

[[Image:0028-ChristopherWMom1.jpg|thumb|Barbara evolved into Snorlax as she raised Chris.]]

According to Cole, Barbara and Bob left Chris alone every day for years with the [[abusive babysitter]].<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref>

Barbara constantly babies Chris and tells him how handsome he is.<ref>[[Sonichu Girls]] and [[White knight emails]]</ref> As a result, Chris believes he is so irresistible to women that [[PandaHalo]] would not stop kissing him once she met him.{{cite}}

Barbara was Chris's date to his [[Manchester High School#Seinor Prom|seinor [sic] prom]].

She is extremely paranoid of Chris's online misadventures, likely because she fears that he'll [[Jerkhief|get]] [[Bagget|arrested]] and go to prison. She may also suspect that Chris is a pedophile, as she [[Mumble 10| thought it possible that he may have fallen for a ''To Catch A Predator''-esque sting operation]].

While having a special needs child is a major [[stress|stressor]] in any marriage, rather than getting genetic counseling and family therapy to cope with raising an autistic child, they've gone the old fashioned route of expecting little to nothing of Chris and treating him as an imbecile, with a modern "victim complex" spin, his entire life. This would have been understandable in the days before psychology - like when Bob was growing up - but nowadays it's known that even sufferers of Down syndrome can lead healthy and fulfilling independent lives if they receive supportive parenting and appropriate professional help.

==Recent health problems==

In [[October 2009]], Barbara spent her birthday at the hospital with what the Chandlers thought was food poisoning.{{cite}} Barbara was diagnosed with [[Wikipedia:Colitis|colitis]], a gastrointestinal disease characterized by inflammation of the colon. It manifests in diarrhea and cramps. Which kind of colitis has yet to be determined. It seems the Chandler's family diet has finally come to affect her, and in order to survive she will have to change her eating habits; considering their stubbornness, this clearly will end badly.

Hearing the plight of the Chandler family, [[Trolls|fans of Sonichu]] have created the website "Barbara Chandler Has AIDS" to spread awareness regarding AIDS and to collect donations for research foundations and charities.<ref>[http://sites.google.com/site/barbarachandlerhasaids/home "Barbara Chandler Has AIDS" Awareness Website]</ref>

==Audio appearances==

* Private Skype chat with [[Sarah May]]
* 4 [[February 2009]]: In [[Mumble 2]], Barbara denies singing while vacuuming Chris's [[room]].
* 17 [[February 2009]]: In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2]], Barbara talks to Chris but when Julie wants to talk to her, Barbara says she isn't "able to talk to anybody right now."
* [[March 2009]]: Barbara takes over the phone from Chris when Clyde [[Clyde#Prostitutes|calls after the date with Emily]].
* [[November 2009]]: Toward the end of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], Barbara tells Chris to "just hang up on the bitch!"

==Video appearances==

Barbara has only appeared once briefly on video to date, in the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]].

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:0002-1-Baby Chris and Mommy.jpg|Barbara with baby Chris. Oh, how full of hope and promise.
Image:0027-ChristopherWMom2.jpg
Image:0026-ChrisAndMom.jpg
Image:0107-ChristianWMom.jpg
Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg
Image:0096-MomRetire4.jpg|Barbara's retirement party from secretarial services at Virginia Power in 1996.<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg|DVD, note 2]]</ref>
Image:0029-BarbaraWithDrinks.jpg
Image:0113-MomsBirthday97-1.jpg|From her 55th birthday.
Image:0229-ChristianAndMomInClass.jpg
Image:0037-BarbaraInGreen.jpg|Nothing says the 80s like a woman in a power suit and a lady tie.
Image:0041-BarbaraCorinaTomAndHerriet.jpg|Barb with [[Aunt Corina]], Uncle Tom, and Aunt Harriet.
Image:0042-BarbaraCorinaHerrietAndElvis.jpg|The King left the building when he started to notice the foul smell of the Chandler house.
Image:0618-BarbaraIs60-1.jpg|Poor Barb, Chris put [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] on HER birthday cake.
Image:0074-BarbaraWSonicDoll.jpg
Image:0540-Prom2.jpg|It was originally believed this image was from Chris's graduation. Turns out this is from his senior prom, where he took his mom as his date.
Image:0549-Prom11.jpg|Barb, talking to [[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]], one of Chris's [[gal pals]], at the prom.
</gallery>
</center>

==Sauces==
<references />

==External links==
*[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ZTK7XM3N GET OFF BEFORE I GO OFF]
*[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/910 THE FATE OF EVERY SNORLAX]

{{People}}
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[[Category:Family Members]]

Barbara Chandler

2010-03-11T18:54:20Z

Odettafag: spelling errors

[[Image:0839-MomDesi.JPG|thumb|right|250px|Barbara holding [[Desi Chandler|Desi]] the cat; ignorant of the book to her left.]]

{{quote|Get off. Before I go off.|Barbara to Chris, private Skype chat with [[Sarah May]]}}

{{quote|I don't need no back talk from someone on the internet.|Barbara, [[Mumble 2]]}}

'''Barbara Anne Weston Chandler'''<ref>[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]</ref> (born 1 [[Wikipedia:1941#October|October 1941]]<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html</ref>) is the wife of [[Bob Chandler]] and terrible mother of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and [[Cole Smithey]]. The sole recognition for her motherly qualities is the Mother of the Year [[2000]] Award Chris created for her.<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler#Page 13|A Week With Christian Chandler, page 13]]</ref> She has not won the award since.
==Appearance==
As little as ten years ago Barbara was reasonably slim, but, along with Chris, has ballooned out in recent years. Due to her [[Obesity|massive size]], she is affectionately referred to as '''Snorlax''' by [[trolls]]. [[Image:Cheers01.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Artist's Depiction.]]When encountering Barbara, it is wise to use a Poké Flute.

Barbara's size is likely one of the reasons she sleeps a lot<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref> and usually skips [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]].<ref>[[Church audio]]</ref>

Barbara has no eyebrows, which has caused intense interest at [[PVCC (board)|PVCC]].<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=1027&start=0 PVCC discussion on Barbara's lack of eyebrows]</ref>

==Cole and his possible fathers==

[[Image:0467-CWC18th20.jpg|thumb|Cole visits for Chris's [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday]].]]

Barbara grew up and raised Cole in Richmond near Virginia Commonwealth University and West Avenue.<ref name="Raising">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)]]</ref>

Barbara gave birth to [[Cole]] in 1963. Throughout his life, Barbara has lied to Cole about who his father is because she's [[Wikipedia:Maury Povich|Maury Povich]] trash. She insists that Cole's father is Jack Dale Smithey, to whom she was married, but records show that she actually married to Ran ''Cole''man Yeatts in 1961. To further fuel Cole's later rage, Yeatts visited them as a "friend" when Cole was a child.

During Cole's childhood, Barbara abused Cole along with her then-partner Jerry.<ref name="email07-03-06p1">[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-1.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 1]]</ref> Then came Bob, who made Cole rage even harder with his mean-spirited Republicanism. Based on experiences with all these men, Cole thinks that Barbara has a "proclivity to isolate herself via scurrilous mates."<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 2]]</ref> The translation would be "She likes to date guys who curse a lot, and obsesses over them". The relevancy of her partners' vernacular is a little puzzling. He's probably just being sesquipedalian. What he was probably trying to say: "She rolls with scrubs".

Barbara visited Cole only once in 27 years.<ref name="email07-03-06p1" />
{{-}}

==Marriage with Bob==

[[Image:0033-MommasBirthday.jpg|thumb|She never was much of a looker. Too bad physical appearance is genetic.]]

Bob and Barbara met in a bar on a karaoke night. Barbara was there with friends and Bob was singing.<ref name="Mumble 3.5">[[Mumble 3.5]]</ref> Cole's friend Chuck, who worked at the bar, has a vivid memory of them being drunk retards.<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-1.PNG|24 July 2007 email #1 from Cole to Chris]]</ref> According to Chris, Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|persuing]]: "She chased him down the hall." They got married in 1980.<ref name="Mumble 3.5" />

According to Chris, Barbara has not had sex with Bob for at least two decades. They have been sleeping in separate rooms for the past few years.<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>

During a portion of the time Chris spent attending junior high and high school in Midlothian, Virginia, Bob and Barbara lived separately. Until Chris finished the eighth grade, a space of roughly three years, Bob lived in Midlothian with Chris while Barbara remained in Ruckersville to look after [[14 Branchland Court]]. In [[Mailbag 32]], Chris claimed that the separation allowed Barbara to continue working at her job with Virginia Power until retirement.

Instead of accepting that their marriage isn't what it used to be, that they have different goals for their son in life and move on like any other healthy human being, she is either too lazy, poor, and/or unwilling to explain to Chris the intricacies of a divorce and its effect on a family dynamic, thereby putting herself in the inescapable rut she is in today.
{{-}}

==Pampering of Chris==

{{quote|Yeah, but then my Mom is pretty much jealous of me loving another woman more than her.|Chris, describing his Oedipus complex ([[Mumble 10]])}}

[[Image:0028-ChristopherWMom1.jpg|thumb|Barbara evolved into Snorlax as she raised Chris.]]

According to Cole, Barbara and Bob left Chris alone every day for years with the [[abusive babysitter]].<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref>

Barbara constantly babies Chris and tells him how handsome he is.<ref>[[Sonichu Girls]] and [[White knight emails]]</ref> As a result, Chris believes he is so irresistible to women that [[PandaHalo]] would not stop kissing him once she met him.{{cite}}

Barbara was Chris's date to his [[Manchester High School#Seinor Prom|seinor [sic] prom]].

She is extremely paranoid of Chris's online misadventures, likely because she fears that he'll [[Jerkhief|get]] [[Bagget|arrested]] and go to prison. She may also suspect that Chris is a pedophile, as she [[Mumble 10| thought it possible that he may have fallen for a ''To Catch A Predator''-esque sting oppration]].

While having a special needs child is a major [[stress|stressor]] in any marriage, rather than getting genetic counseling and family therapy to cope with raising an autistic child, they've gone the old fashioned route of expecting little to nothing of Chris and treating him as an imbecile, with a modern "victim complex" spin, his entire life. This would have been understandable in the days before psychology - like when Bob was growing up - but nowadays it's known that even sufferers of Down syndrome can lead healthy and fulfilling independent lives if they receive supportive parenting and appropriate professional help.

==Recent health problems==

In [[October 2009]], Barbara spent her birthday at the hospital with what the Chandlers thought was food poisoning.{{cite}} Barbara was diagnosed with [[Wikipedia:Colitis|colitis]], a gastrointestinal disease characterized by inflammation of the colon. It manifests in diarrhea and cramps. Which kind of colitis has yet to be determined. It seems the Chandler's family diet has finally come to affect her, and in order to survive she will have to change her eating habits; considering their stubbornness, this clearly will end badly.

Hearing the plight of the Chandler family, [[Trolls|fans of Sonichu]] have created the website "Barbara Chandler Has AIDS" to spread awareness regarding AIDS and to collect donations for research foundations and charities.<ref>[http://sites.google.com/site/barbarachandlerhasaids/home "Barbara Chandler Has AIDS" Awareness Website]</ref>

==Audio appearances==

* Private Skype chat with [[Sarah May]]
* 4 [[February 2009]]: In [[Mumble 2]], Barbara denies singing while vacuuming Chris's [[room]].
* 17 [[February 2009]]: In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2]], Barbara talks to Chris but when Julie wants to talk to her, Barbara says she isn't "able to talk to anybody right now."
* [[March 2009]]: Barbara takes over the phone from Chris when Clyde [[Clyde#Prostitutes|calls after the date with Emily]].
* [[November 2009]]: Toward the end of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], Barbara tells Chris to "just hang up on the bitch!"

==Video appearances==

Barbara has only appeared once briefly on video to date, in the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]].

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:0002-1-Baby Chris and Mommy.jpg|Barbara with baby Chris. Oh, how full of hope and promise.
Image:0027-ChristopherWMom2.jpg
Image:0026-ChrisAndMom.jpg
Image:0107-ChristianWMom.jpg
Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg
Image:0096-MomRetire4.jpg|Barbara's retirement party from secretarial services at Virginia Power in 1996.<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg|DVD, note 2]]</ref>
Image:0029-BarbaraWithDrinks.jpg
Image:0113-MomsBirthday97-1.jpg|From her 55th birthday.
Image:0229-ChristianAndMomInClass.jpg
Image:0037-BarbaraInGreen.jpg|Nothing says the 80s like a woman in a power suit and a lady tie.
Image:0041-BarbaraCorinaTomAndHerriet.jpg|Barb with [[Aunt Corina]], Uncle Tom, and Aunt Harriet.
Image:0042-BarbaraCorinaHerrietAndElvis.jpg|The King left the building when he started to notice the foul smell of the Chandler house.
Image:0618-BarbaraIs60-1.jpg|Poor Barb, Chris put [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] on HER birthday cake.
Image:0074-BarbaraWSonicDoll.jpg
Image:0540-Prom2.jpg|It was originally believed this image was from Chris's graduation. Turns out this is from his senior prom, where he took his mom as his date.
Image:0549-Prom11.jpg|Barb, talking to [[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]], one of Chris's [[gal pals]], at the prom.
</gallery>
</center>

==Sauces==
<references />

==External links==
*[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ZTK7XM3N GET OFF BEFORE I GO OFF]
*[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/910 THE FATE OF EVERY SNORLAX]

{{People}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Barbara}}
[[Category:Family Members]]

Talk:The Wallflower

2010-03-11T18:11:51Z

Odettafag: /* Pimp Claim Responsibility */

CWCipedia

2010-03-11T02:19:44Z

Odettafag: grammar

{{Honest}}
{{protip|Incorporate stuff from CWCipedia into CWCki to get the high score!!}}

[[Image:CWCipedia Introduction.jpg|thumb|right|Chris proudly claims the CWCipedia in the name of [[CWCville]]]]

{{quote|Abandon hope all ye who enter here.|From Dante's Divine Comedy, eerily summing up CWCipedia}}

'''CWCipedia''' (not to be confused with the [[CWCki]]) <s>is</s> <s>was</s> <s>is</s> <s>was</s> is a wiki set up for the sole use of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], as a sort of personal Wiki as opposed to Chris vandalizing the CWCki with his bullshit. Furthermore, it is designed to allow Chris to "get the truth out" as he so desired to do on [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile|his Wikipedia profile]].

Since its inception, Chris has more or less treated the page as free web hosting, a place to put his comics without having to pay for the resulting bandwidth use. Of course, Chris, being a lazy, [[Autistic|retarded]], manchild fuckface, still managed to fuck it up from time to time, even with a Sysop holding his hand.

CWCipedia also serves as the ultimate test of the use of MediaWiki software and software usability, in that it strives to create a platform that even an autistic manchild/lazy fuck can easily use.

Chris has a tendency to let his mind wander while typing up his entries. For example, in his [[Sonichu]] article he ends up going off on a rant explaining what had happened to [[Kel]] (even though it didn't involve Sonichu at all), and the fact that Chris himself is the leader of the [[CWCville]] Pokémon gym. This leads into Chris describing his supposed gym at length, what Pokémon he has in his team, and his collection of Pokémon in the game (in addition to their level and how he had levelled them). This somehow leads to a fantastically retarded idea for a Pokémon game system that's basically just the holographic projectors from [[Yu-Gi-Oh]], except with Pokémon. After all of that dumbfuckery he gets back to talking about Sonichu again.

==The early days==
Several months after Chris began using the wiki proceeded without incident. He was able to display his comics and music, share more details of his personal life, reveal more background information about the world of CWCville, and shout his bizarre homophobic rantings from the virtual rooftops in peace. The administrators of the site remained a silent, benevolent force behind the scenes.

Towards the end of 2009, this would change.

==CWCipedia Advertisements==
[[Image:Untitled.png|thumb|100px|left|Ensuring that Chris sees them EVERY TIME he visits.]]
[[Image:NewCWCipediaFrontpage.jpg|thumb|Chris's revised frontpage]]
As 2009 came to a close, CWCipedia's operators ran into financial trouble keeping the site in the black, given the many hits it gets on a daily basis and the profusion of large files held on its servers. To help keep the site up and running for its TRUE and LOYAL [[fans]], the Sysop that maintains the website for Chris turned to selling advertising space on the site. Keep in mind that these ads were all randomly generated by metadata created by Chris and the people browsing his site, not special hand-crafted ads made by [[trolls]]. Due to the somewhat complicated laws of the jurisdiction in which the servers reside, ads may only be purchased from within the European Union.

Chris makes '''NO''' money from the advertisement revenue. All of it goes to keeping CWCipedia up and running.

Chris responded to these ads with a few complaints to the admin and [[Jack Thaddeus]], who has so far been the only donor who has delivered over €1000, qualifying him to create custom advertisements on the site. [[CWC Blog#7 December 2009|In a blog post]], Chris hoped that ''someone'' within the EU would be able to step up and donate so much money that they'd not only qualify for custom ads, but help to ''remove'' the homoerotic ads that appeared on the site (even though most online advertisers give ''no'' such heavy-handed preferential treatment to premium advertisers, and indeed, no such stated policy exists in CWCipedia either). Even though it may be tempting for some European fans, the appeal of this opportunity seems limited. You can buy a [[PS3]] for you ''and'' your friend with €1000. Or buy three [[Hex Bawx|Hex-Boxes]]. Or four Wiis. Who ''would'' pass up such an opportunity?

On 27 December 2009, the ad space, which was previously at the very bottom of CWCipedia's navbar on the left side of the page, was moved to the very top of the navbar. Another ad appeared on Chris's main page beside the logo. On 28 December, Chris flipped out and replaced it with an ad for the his beloved [[My Coke Rewards]] program. The Sysop, however, [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu#Do_NOT_tamper_with_the_advertisements scolded Chris], telling him that ''he'' had no control over the ads.

On 30 December 2009 Chris, unable to change the now-protected main page, lashed out the only way he could, by adding a block of text to the bottom of his (already hideously ugly) front page image, declaring that no ads were allowed on that page. In the message he said that he would not remove this block of text until the offending ads were removed from the main page. To put this in perspective, Chris ''defaced his own website'' in an attempt to get someone else to stop advertising on it. You can guess how well that worked.

On 2 January 2010, Chris began cluttering the website with his ads again, shilling for [[CWC Cola|Coca-Cola]], [[Wild Sonichu|Avatar]] and [[It's UGH!|Proposition 8]]. He took his self-bestowed title of [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|Captain]] to an absolute extreme, posting the following message to CWCipedia:
{{quote| I have another pair of pages for today, and I will answer another [[Mailbag]] or two after uploading. But I also have another announcement; Jack thinks he can get away with occupying my Introduction Box with ANY Ad, well I have a few items I fully support as well. I will be placing my own Ads around the Cwcipedia, as I assert My Rights to do so [[Chris and his Ego|as Captain of this website vessel]].
'''I DO NOT WANT MY ADS REMOVED OR REPLACED BY ANYONE OTHER THAN MYSELF.'''}}

Additionally, Chris posted the following message to his [[Twitter]]:
{{quote|C.C. Sonichu says:...Removal of Any of ALL of MY Ads is consider Mutiny, and [[Chris and Anger|Mutiny will not be tolerated.]] Stay Safe, and have a good day.}}

As to whether or not [[Jack Thaddeus|Jack]] will receive forty lashes less one for his inevitable insubordination, Chris has no comment.

Due to gay porn ads on the CWCipedia, on 01 [[February 2010]] Chris [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|unleashed]] a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] upon Mao "Bamboo" Ling, after which he "[[Apologies to Alec and Evan|apologized]]" to Alec and [[Evan]].

Eventually, on 26 [[February 2010]], Jack Thaddeus returned with an unclickable ad reading "JACK'S BACK" (in text) and featuring a picture of a man performing comeuppance. Chris has yet to react.

{{collapsible
|CWCipedia advertisement gallery. ''Note: The captions in this gallery are the alt text and links for the ads.''
|<gallery>
Image:CWCipediaAudiobookAd.jpg|[http://www.youtube.com/user/vivitheg#g/c/4EAA2A54AFDDFBE1 Watch the newest audiobooks here!]
Image:CWCipediaAutismAd.jpg|[http://www.aspergerfoundation.org.uk/ Asperger's Syndrome is a serious condition. Get the Facts.]
Image:CWCipediaVlasicAd.jpg|[http://www.vlasic.com/ Taste the Juicy Crunch!]
Image:CWCipediaGayRightsAd.jpg|[http://gayrights.change.org/ Support Family Guys everywhere!]
Image:CWCipediaMexicoAd.jpg|[http://mexico-travel.com/ Discover the facinating world of Mexico]
Image:AxeAd1.png|We all know how [[homos|manly]] [[Axe]] is.
Image:AxeAd2.jpg|In stores now!
Image:Beepboop.png|[http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/2571589/ PollDaddy Answers Poll]
Image:DateThree.png|[http://www.lotsofloves.com/ Quit playing the waiting game!]
Image:DebtConsolidation.gif|A [[Chris and money| Chris and his money]] are soon parted
Image:DicksSporting.png|[http://www.dickssportinggoods.com/home/index.jsp No Joke]
Image:Diversity.png|But [[niggos|"No Darkies"]]
Image:DuckPreservationSociety.png|[http://www.woodducksociety.com/ You should always take good care of your duck!]
Image:Eyesight.png|Plus, if you go blind, you can't enjoy shirtless men.
Image:Fkinglie.png
Image:GayAutismCure.jpg|Get yours today!
Image:GayAutisticSingles.jpg|The man of your dreams could be living next door!
Image:GayAutisticSon.jpg|I bet Chris [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|Could.]] [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|Twice]].
Image:GayDrawing1.png|[[Sonichu (comic)|Case in point.]]
Image:GayDrawing2.png|You know what sounds like [[Autism|artistic]]?
Image:GayForGod.png|[[Rocky Shoemaker|Rocky]] Approves.
Image:GayOtakuSexClub.jpg|Can I bring my [[Anime Wings]]?
Image:GayPokemonDVDs.png|That's digusting! Get a [[Muscle bra]] and cover up!
Image:GLISTENINGHALF-NAKEDBLACKMEN.jpg|This one is my favorite.
Image:Heavenlyreward.png|After you die, you get your [[Semen#Comeuppance|Comeuppance]].
Image:HEXBAWKSad.png|A [[Hex Bawx|"Life upgrade"]].
Image:HGwait4u1.png|He's already a [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|fan]]
Image:HGwait4u2.png|AUTISM HOOOOOOU~
Image:Hitlerpedia.png|[http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/charters/bill_of_rights.html Bill of Rights]
Image:HOTTHROBBINGGAYCOCKjpg.jpg|Cumming to butts near you.
Image:JoinTheNavy.gif|[http://www.pinknews.co.uk/news/articles/2005-425.html/ DON'T ASK DON'T TELL]
Image:JustGuys.png|There's nothing wrong with [[High_school#Social_life|only hanging out with one gender]]
Image:Knight.png
Image:PlayNow.png
Image:Kool-Aid.png|It's recommended by 9 out of 10 High Functioning Autistics
Image:LearnAboutIslam.png|Chris has lots of [[mailbag|fans in the middle east]]
Image:Lipitor.png|Better [[Chris and health|stop taking it]] before it makes you [[homos|gay]]
Image:Mystery pic.png|Can you identify our mystery penis?
Image:Naivewater.png|[[Naïve|It's not what you think it is]]
Image:OK2BGay.png|[http://okaytobegay.blogspot.com/ There's a big difference between bending down and kneeling over]
Image:OxieCleanAd.gif|GETS OUT AUTISM, FAST! HERE'S HOW TO ORDER!
Image:PickelParty.png|Sounds promising
Image:PicklePops.png|Pop a Pickle in your mouth today!
Image:PKMN4HP.gif|That HP kid is a total [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spastic spaz]
Image:Sexvote.png|[http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/2571589/ PollDaddy Answers Poll]
Image:Specialsomeone.png|They don't meet the [[Attraction Sign|requirements]]
Image:This2this.png|Go from [[Obesity|THIS]] to [[Clyde Cash|THIS]]!
Image:VirginiaLaw.png|[[Jerkop|I am the LAW]]
Image:CWCipediaChrisLesGayAd.png|[http://www.eflgc.org.uk/ What do you mean, 'gay and Christian'? It's not possible... or is it?]

</gallery>}}

==The Twitter Feed==
{{main|Twitter}}

On 25 December 2009, the WikiSysop added a live Twitter feed to the [[Mailbag|mailbag]]. This was short-lived, as on the early morning of the 27th Chris removed it in a fit of rage and added the following note:

{{quote|o I will have NO DISCUSSIONS GOING ON BEHIND MY BACK ON MY OWN WEBSITE WHATSOEVER!

I DO NOT SUPPORT YOU GOD DAMN GAYS!!! I F***ING HATE ALL OF YOU WHO ARE THE MAJORITY OF TROLLS WHO MESS WITH ME AND MY LIFE!

GO GET YOUR OWN LIFE AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

NO TWITTER ALLOWED!!!|

--ChrisChanSonichu 04:31, 27 December 2009 (CET) }}

Exactly five minutes later Chris would create a special page for the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Twitter Twitter] feed, and delete the homophobic outburst quoted above. Chris would create a Twitter account for himself [[Chris and hypocrisy|the very next day]], regaling his fans with stories of him doing yardwork. The wise and magnanimous Wiki Administrator later put to the feed to the front page of CWCipedia, due to the fact that ''(ahem)'' it probably needed some wider exposure.

==CWCipedia Closed Due To A<strike>I</strike>DS==
[[Image:CWCipedia-Home-Copyright.jpg|thumb|right|The CWCipedia as it appeared on 1/1/10]]
During the last weeks of 2009, Chris became more infuriated as the gay ads continued piling up. In desperation, Chris began placing ads of his own that didn't inspire uncomfortable questions about his sexuality. The Sysop became furious at Chris's unauthorized interference and warned him that if he didn't remove the ads, serious consequences could happen.

On 2 January 2010, the CWCipedia was served a cease and desist notice by the Coca-Cola Company for its unauthorized use of their logo on the site. Thus, the Sysop was forced to close the website for a few days until the matter could be resolved. Having learned a little first-hand regarding what [[Chris and copyright|copyright law]] is all about, Chris issued an [[This_was_my_fault|apology]] on YouTube. In the video he claimed that he thought Coke would appreciate the free advertisement, but he is completely unaware that no self-respecting company would ever want their product to be associated with his [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page Website of Fail].

Within a few days the site was returned to normal.

==CWCipedia Closed (Again) Due To Theft==
[[Image:Cwcipedia closed again.jpg|thumb|right|The CWCipedia's source page as of 2/6/10]]
In the early morning of 6 Feburary 2010, the CWCipedia was closed down again, this time thanks to a DMCA request from representatives of [[Evan|Evan George]]. According to the request, Chris's use of the character [[Simonla Rosechu]] on his website and in his comics infringes upon Evan's intellectual property, as Simonla is clearly a derivative of Evan's character [[Fan:Simonchu|Simonchu]]. This was most likely triggered by Chris's announcement, [[5_February_2010|in a video from 5 February]], that he agreed to do away with Simonla and stop featuring her in his comics, but only at an unspecified "later" time.

Three days after the CWCipedia was locked to edits, it was wiped from the internet entirely. In its place appeared a redirect link to Asperpedia; however, due to a bug, it redirected to an online role-playing game, ''Dogs of the Seas''.

==CWCipedia lives on==
On 12 February 2010, the CWCipedia was revived to a certain extent. Although it was still locked to edits and only a "login required" screen was accessible, it was functional enough for Alec Benson Leary to display the first two pages of "[[Asperchu#Sonichu_Revolution|Sonichu Revolution]]." The next day, Chris fulfilled [[Evan]]'s request and the CWCipedia was restored for all people to see. "Sonichu Revolution" continued onward from there, prominently featured at the top of every page of the CWCipedia.

On 24 February 2010, a new set of ads appeared on the CWCipedia, calling Chris out on his [[Christian Love Day (video)|unwarranted self-importance]] on his birthday, with a message from [[Fan: Moon-Pals|Sean]] imploring fans to give gifts to victims in Haiti instead. The next day, CWCipedia vanished for a couple of minutes for unknown reasons. Likely due to Wild and Simonla's [[Sandy Rosechu|bastard child]].

==See also==
*[[Mailbag]]
*[[CWC Blog]]
*[[CWC's Sonichu Site!]]
*[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence]]
*[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]
*[[:Category:Articles with matching CWCipedia articles|CWCki articles with matching CWCipedia articles]]

==External links==
*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page CWCipedia]
*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Special:Recentchanges Recent Changes] - monitor Chris's latest updates
*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Special:Recentchanges&feed=rss Recent Changes RSS Feed] - receive Chris's latest updates automatically

[[Category:Chris-chan]]
[[Category:Chris's websites]]
[[Category:CWCipedia]]
{{Documents}}

02 March 2010

2010-03-11T01:19:46Z

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'''02 March 2010''' (officially '''03022010.MOV''') was a video posted on 02 [[March 2010]] by [[Chris]]. It is the long awaited (albeit [[Chris and remorse|half-assed]]) apology video to [[Alec]] and [[Mao]] (but not [[Evan]] or [[Fan: Moon-Pals|Sean]]) for their portrayals in the events transpired in [[Sonichu 10]]. At the time this video was made [[Bob Chandler]] was at the hospital for congestive heart failure. Chris didn't see the need to mention him at all.

At the same time, Chris makes the official debut of the Asperchu medallion, confirming its strange appearance in [[Magical Man Potion]].

As well as this, Chris seems to have resorted to using what appears to be the camera used in [[For Kacey II]]. It's likely that the new camera from [[Christian Love Day (video)|earlier]] wasn't his.

The background music playing in the video, "Mo Ghile Mear", is performed by the Irish girl-pop group Celtic Woman.

==Video==

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = 03022010.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|M_7UQJ8Dqag}}
| Stardate = 02 [[March 2010]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Website}} Website
| Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason
| Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]]
| Shirt = [[Image:Tanwidestripeshirt.png]] Tan Wide Lines
| previous = [[PS3 Tutorial for my fans]]
| next = [[Surfshack Tito]]
}} </center>
===Transcript===
[''"Mo Ghile Mear" by Celtic Woman plays in the background.'']

Huhh. [[Captain's Log]], Stardate, March 2nd [[Fail|2009]].

It is with a... with [[Bob Chandler|heavy heart]] and, and good conscience, that I deeply apologize to [[Alec]] for the, uh, [[Sonichu 10|recent portrayal within the comic pages]]. With the uh, trial and the [[Death threats|killings]], and the electric chair, and of that sort.

[''Chris's face scrunches up as he inhales deeply''] I am sorry Mao- I am sorry Alec.

Anyway the trial, and the execution will be replaced with pages that are more accurate to the stories of Soni- of Sonichu and, of that, um, that genre.

[''Puts glasses back on''] And I am wearing this medallion that Alec has made, [''fidgets with the Asperchu medallion hanging around his neck''] along with my own, because I feel that we can be friends and coincide with each other. And uh, all people that- original Alec-heads or whatever, are welcome to come and view the original comics that inspired him on the [[CWCipedia]]. And the pages will be uploaded as soon as possible. I just have to finish coloring them in. And I got a few more pages to draw.

[''Removes the Asperchu medallion from his neck''], and with that and uh, a bit of honor also, I take uh, Alec's medal here, [''places the Asperchu Medalion in a box''] gotcha- here. [''grabs camera, moves towards wall''] And I will place it on the wall of fame. [''Camera displays a portion of the wall with three Sonichu momentos hanging from it. Chris hangs the Asperchu box on the wall under them with some difficulty.''] It will be secured better after the filming. But the point is made. Thank you very much, and have a safe day.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[PS3 Tutorial for my fans]]|nextlink=[[Surfshack Tito]]|}}

{{Captain's Log}}

[[Category: Captain's log entries| Videos]]

A message to the Trolls

2010-03-11T01:14:53Z

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'''A message to the Trolls''' (video name: '''A message to the Trolls.MOV''') is a video Chris uploaded on 10 March 2010. In it he is angry at trolls for interfering with his life, however he did not mention whether this was about Bob or his new sweetheart, [[The Wallflower]].

{{Infobox/video
| name = A message to the Trolls.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|zBXMu2zPL04}}
| Stardate = 10 [[March 2010]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter =
| Performance Style = {{Tragedy}} Tragedy
| Shirt =
| previous = [[Surfshack Tito]]
| next = '''Current'''
}}

==Transcript==
This message is for every last god damned troll that has been pestering me for the past number of years, even the recent ones. I have been in a number of moments finding peace and losing it later. Because YOU WON'T LET ME BE!

You are su- You are a bunch of damn immature DUMBASSES who have no lives your own.

You don't want me to have a little life of my own, you don't want me to find long-lasting peace and happiness for myself, you don't want me to find the whole true love for myself because you are so [[Chris and Ego|sub-absorbent]] yourselves, you don't wan- you only want me to give you more got-dang stories and [[Chris and art|art]] then I can give because of my... inspiration comes in and out and it mostly comes in when I'm happy and have peace.

You are nothing but goddamn greedy, impatient, unloved and [''shows the claw''] corrupted fools. Heartbreaks and heartaches they really hurt. I let you all done so much whatever you want emotionally than me.. but.. it's another GOD DAMNED STORY WITH YOU TRYTA HURT MY FRIENDS AND GET THEM INVOLVED LIKE YOU'VE BEEN DOING [''Chris punches the camera'']

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Surfshack Tito]]|nextlink=Current|}}
{{Troll Videos}}
[[Category:Videos]]

Talk:Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9

2010-02-27T03:35:46Z

Odettafag:

Hot damn another one. I'm downloading now, and I guess I'll volunteer for the first five minutes of BITCH TRANSCRIBING!--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:09, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
* Think I'll pick up where he left off. This one looks like it's gonna be fun. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 14:32, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

Isn't there any more audio? It just ends at Alec saying "mis-" at 46:07. --[[User:Mikhail Faulken|Mikhail Faulken]] 06:09, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
*Chris hangs up, hence why the call ends abruptly. --[[User:Bystander|Bystander]] 06:18, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
**Godjesus, what an asshole. --[[User:Mikhail Faulken|Mikhail Faulken]] 06:21, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
***Chris just gives always the same answers " the trolls, the slander, the stress", but this is the phonecall with the biggest count of stress sighs so far. [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 06:32, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
==Alec Benson Leary==
Is the greatest man that ever lived.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:33, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
*I second that motion!--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 07:18, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
*I have to support this. How many people dared calling Chris a liar and a hypocrite to his own face? On the level of intensity, this is on par with Kacey's Father Call. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:23, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
*I agree whole-heartedly. '''[[User:Odettafag|Odetta]]''' [[Image:moemon 492.png]] 03:35, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

==I've Learned Something==

It seems that Chris is unable to tell the difference between a parody and a remake. Also, Alec needs to start saying things like "If you go ten seconds without giving me a correct answer, I'll assume you were going to say yes. One, two.....". Also, Chris clearly isn't thinking--he's stalling for time. And have him turn off the TV all the time, I'm certain he's using it to distract himself from Alec.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 14:59, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
:I don't think I agree with that. I think he was just trying (and failing) to say that deriving something that's already derivative isn't cool. I don't think he realized that he was admitting Sonichu was derivative when he said that. Here's a thought though: Earlier in the call Chris says he disagrees with Alec's claim that sandy is still a ripoff of Simonchu because he's basically Simonla, (remake of a remake) then later cites the robot chicken episode about Remaking remakes as proof that remakes are bad.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:28, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

File:Moemon 492.png

2010-02-26T01:22:34Z

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User:EdtheHedgehog1894

2010-02-26T01:13:42Z

Odettafag: Undo revision 71568 by EdtheHedgehog1894 (Talk)

[[Image:edyoutube.jpg]]

[[Image:Edthejew.jpg]]

Meh. I'm just a typical Sonicfag/Furfag that found his way onto CWCki due to an everlasting hatred toward Christian Weston Chandler and a desire to become e-famous.

== In a nutshell... ==

I'm a huge troll and can be epic win sometimes

[[Image:edvscwc001.png]]

Here's me trolling chris in my fursona.

[[Image:EdandTooner.jpg]]

Just me and my friend being awesome

== Me being a troll on youtube ==
{{#ev:youtube|3ocTTSCMWK0}}

== Butthurt kid whining about me ==
{{#ev:youtube|S25H0FsZHzU}}

== Young Honeys ==
{{quote|1.) Go on a date with a guy
2.) Slip a roofie in his drink

3.) Drag him to a hotel

4.) Fuck him to the extreme

5.) ????

6.) PROFIT!| Me being immature and making jokes about date rape}}

== Trolling Art ==
I am also the head writer for [[Fan:Sonichu the TRUE and HONEST Comic Series|Sonichu: TTAHCS]].

== External Links ==
[http://edthehedgehog1894.deviantart.com|My deviant art]

[http://www.youtube.com/user/EdTheHedgehog1894|My epic trolling on youtube]

Template:Quote of the now

2010-02-23T23:55:44Z

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{{quote|Sensual, emotionally-linked eye-contact.|Chris on the most romantic thing he's ever done with a woman, [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Answered_Questions Common Questions]}}

Rosechu

2010-02-22T18:45:31Z

Odettafag:

[[Image:Rosechu_Original.jpg|thumb|120px|Rosechu]]

''This article is about Chris's eponymous female [[fail]] OC. For the general species of female fail OCs, see [[Rosechu (species)]]''

'''Rosechu''' (pronounced "roe-se-chew", according to [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Rosechu Cwcipedia page on her] it's rose'chu (Two Syllables), which contradicts Chris's own pronounciation.) is the second electric hedgehog Pokemon created by [[Christian Weston Chandler|Christian]], and the girlfriend of [[Sonichu]]. As the primary female character in the Sonichu universe, she represents Chris's ideal woman. Rosechu's interests include kissing Sonichu, shopping, gossiping, sucking Sonichu's cock, posting nude photos of herself to the internet to uphold her reputation, and stripping for [[Women's rights]]. Chris will occasionally have Rosechu refer to him as "father" (or more likely "papa"), just like Sonichu, implying the two are caught up in an [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|incestuous affair]].

Rosechu is extremely defensive about rumors that she has a [[pickles|penis]].

==Development==

{{quote|Pink electric hedgehog Pokemon. The original cutie. She is Sonichu’s girlfriend. Even though she can’t run as fast as Sonichu, she still can zap up some power when in danger.|Rosechu's background, [http://sonichuandrosechu.com/SchusNews2.htm Sonichu's News Dash #2]}}

Christian's primary interests are [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Pokémon]], and [[Sex|scoring]] [[china|pussy]]. Having first created Sonichu, he would inevitably have to turn to fashioning a girlfriend for his creation, based predominantly on [[Amy Rose]], with minor elements from [[Raichu]] added. Whereas the Sonic/Amy relationship is deliberately one-sided to create some drama and comedy, Christian prides himself on the fact that Sonichu and Rosechu have absolutely no sexual tension or any complications in their romance at all.

Intentionally or not, the entire Sonichu/Rosechu relationship serves as Christian's model for how he presumes he will interact with his eventual sweetheart. Sonichu's attraction to Rosechu is based entirely on a single wayward glance. He makes no effort to win her affection, and indeed he does not need to as Rosechu falls for him simply because he exists. They are rarely out of one another's sight, and all of their time together is spent kissing, snuggling, or screwing. Christian does not depict Rosechu as an unequal partner in the relationship, but since she has almost no purpose or existence outside of her association with Sonichu the character essentially becomes an [[Fapcup|object]] for Sonichu to periodically [[Semen|come]] inside.

As [[trolls]] discovered Chris's weak spot for fan art of Rosechu with a penis, Christian responded with increasing attempts to prove Rosechu's femininity, drawing her less like the cartoonish Amy Rose and with greater attention to her breasts, hips, legs, panties, and [[China|cameltoe]]. This drive to assert Rosechu's sexuality, along with Chris's inevitable sexual attraction to his own character, probably contributed to Rosechu's increasing prominence in the comics. [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] is almost entirely about her, to the point of Rosechu demonstrating powers far superior to her boyfriend.

Recently, Chris had developed a biography page for Rosechu and revealed that he had created her on December 22, over nine months after creating Sonichu. Nowhere on there is there any mention of him using Amy Rose as a base.

==Early Life==

In the [[CWCipedia]] article for Rosechu, Chris gives a rambling, pointless backstory for Rosechu. According to Chris, Rosechu was raised by her parents: a female Raichu and a male Luxray. The Luxray hunts and does other manly things, while the Raichu stays home and [[Women's Rights|cooks dinner]]. Chris gives the small group a family dynamic similar to that of humans, though such a setup is rare and, perhaps, even ridiculous in the Pokemon franchise. While still a Pichu, she was captured by a trainer (Chris even says which Pokemon the trainer uses and what attack it performs in order to capture her, as if anyone gave a shit), traumatizing her greatly with the separation from her family (though unlike [[Wild Sonichu]], she doesn't even express any kind of minimal regret at the loss of her only loved ones later in life).

The pichu was taken in by Professor Oak, a character from the first generation Pokemon games, and given to <s>[[Kellie Andes]]</s> [[Kel|Kellie Felix]] as a consolation for not having arrived in time to receive one of the traditional starters. This plot point is stolen directly from the Pokemon anime, which started the same way.

More bullshit happens that no one cares about, mostly dealing with Kel gathering a full team of Pokemon. Oddly, every one of her Pokemon have names ("David," "Ashley", etc.) but the Pichu is not given one. The Pichu that would become Rosechu evolves into a Pikachu at one point, and at level 50 Kel uses a Thunder Stone to force it to evolve into a Raichu.

==Sexism==

{{quote|She is not just a sex object; she is an individual with her own feelings, aspirations and opinions.|Chris, [[Mailbag 10#The incredible vanishing email|explaining how he sees Rosechu as a sex object]]}}

Since Chris knows virtually nothing about actual women, he has no frame of reference for Rosechu's characterization, beyond qualities that make her a perfect mate in his eyes. Beyond her relationship with Sonichu and her defiance of [[4-cent_garbage.com]], Chris can only have Rosechu do stereotypical female activities. She enjoys "shopping" for no other reason than Chris having deemed this as a compulsory feminine quality, as well as having long "girly chats" that can last for hours — as seen with her interaction with Amy Rose. Despite all of the shopping she does, she always wears the same outfit in public (when she isn't making porn for women's rights).

Her only other hobbies seem to include lounging in fields of flowers, and getting kidnapped and constantly needing her man Sonichu to save her.

==Transgenderism==
[[Image:TheTailofRosechu.jpg|thumb|left|Chris's edited "proof" of Rosechu's sex.]]
[[Image:TheREALTailofRosechu.jpg|thumb|right|But, as always, it's all a lie.]]On 12 January 2010, Chris received [[Mailbag 39#Rosechu the transwoman|a letter from a fan]] complimenting his portrayal of Rosechu as a transwoman. The Raichu which would become Rosechu had a defined pointy tip on its tail, which, as of the fourth generation of the ''Pokémon'' video game series, is characteristic of the male of the species (whereas the females have a flattened tail tip). Rather than explaining that he had created the character before this sexual characteristic existed in the game art, Chris's reaction was to freak out in capslock and in [[12 January 2010#Part 2|a video uploaded later that night]].

Chris received [[Mailbag 42#It was just a girl that had all the physical characteristics of a boy|two]] [[Mailbag 44#On Rosechu's man-parts|more]] letters about Rosechu's originally male nature before freaking out. He threw together a collage, declaring that it proved beyond the shadow of a doubt that Rosechu was a girl. Unfortunately for Chris, one of these images has Rosechu so far off in the distance that it's impossible to see anything, and the other one has the most important part of her tail off-frame.

In [[Mailbag 45]], one mailer pointed out the real page unedited. It showed that not only did Chris erase the tips in his collage, he hid the third and final panel of the Raichu because her tail there was out in the open, obviously unflattened. Chris promptly deleted the letter.

Whether the Raichu in question had a pointed tail (male), or a dented tail (female), it's all pointless seeing that Rosechu's tail is that of a male's. At no point has Chris tried to defend himself by pointing out that gender differences between Pokémon didn't exist until well after [[Sonichu 0]] was published.

When Chris created the Rosechu biography page, he mentions that Rosechu had a blunt tail as a Raichu (despite the earlier pictures) and that it became pointed because of her transformation

==Marriage==
[[Image:AfterTheHoneyMoon.jpg|thumb|right|Rosechu's marriage with Sonichu hasn't been as idyllic as she always imagined...]]
Rosechu married Sonichu in a top secret ceremony at Samuel Memorial United Christian Church on March 17, 2006.<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today CWCipedia article on Sonichu]</ref> Despite living and sleeping together openly, the two lovebirds saw fit to keep their union out of the spotlight by wearing their rings under their gloves. Rosechu quickly set to work fulfilling her sole creator-given biological function (aside from designated sperm-dumpster) as a [[Sonee & Rosey]] factory. As of 2009 the couple have [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|three hidden children]], abandoned to their [[Heather Iglesias|put-upon yet attractive hispanic lesbian nanny]], presumably so the grown-ups can continue their important day-jobs of appearing to not be married with children in Chris's comics.

Rosechu "volunteered on her own sound decision to have her tubes tied,"<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#4-Cent_Garbage CWCipedia article on Sonichu]</ref> which Chris seems to believe is a reversible procedure (it is generally permanent; reversal attempts have varying levels of success). Rosechu does this despite the fact that it would presumably be easier for Sonichu to get a vasectomy and much easier for Sonichu just to wear a damn condom, as both characters have espoused in fake PSAs within the comic. The fact that being sterilized is Rosechu's responsibility rather than her husband's illustrates Chris's self-centered views on masculinity, responsibility, and the woman's role in a marriage.

==Religion==

She appears to hold [[Chris and religion|Christian beliefs]], reminding Sonichu that instead of [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|using violence]] or [[CWC is Angry|getting angry]] with his foes, he should remember the story of Joseph and "forgive".

Rosechu quickly forgets this lesson, attacking workers in a building only minutes later for daring to imply that she might not be a female. Not very forgiving yourself Rosechu, are we?

She also commits attempted murder shortly afterward, savagely assaulting [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] not only for the crime of creating a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|satire website]] about her creator - but for throwing a pickle at her. At this point, Joseph's story of Forgiveness goes straight out the window. Proving her [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]] yet again, Rosechu face-rapes Jason and tears his scalp open before electrocuting his head, leaving him convulsing in a pool of blood.<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_8/Page_46 Sonichu 8]</ref>

==Campaigner==
Despite the sexism evident, Rosechu is a long-term campaigner for [[Women's rights]].

Rosechu has also been known to complain about the "dumb" child pornography laws,<ref>[[Sonichu 7]]</ref> voicing [[Pedofork|Chris' not-so-subtle wish that they be overturned so he can do fifteen year olds]].

Rosechu, the perfect role model for Chris-Chan's young female audience.

==Gallery==
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Image:229-ACRchu.jpg
Image:230-ACRchuBck.jpg
Image:234-RchuCard1.jpg
Image:235-RchuCard2.jpg
Image:236-RchuCard3.jpg
Image:237-YuRosechu.jpg
Image:239-RchuWink.jpg
Image:241-DolledRchu.jpg
Image:242-RosechuStyle.jpg
Image:512-RosechuAtPacSun.JPG|Originally believed to be [[DJ Jamsta]], it turns out this is Rosechu.
Image:A_pickle.jpg|NOT PHOTOSHOPPED!
Image:238-RosechuPose.jpg
Image:RosechuTheIncredibleLioness.jpg|[[The Incredible Lioness|Rosechu's final form]], campaigning for [[women's rights]] with facerape.
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==Sauce==
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==See also:==
{{Fan art}}
{{CWCipedia}}
*[[Rosechu (species)]]
*[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children]]
*[[CWCville#Zapbud|Zapbud]], a flower Rosechu lieks.
*[[Pickle]], a vegetable Rosechu is [[Silvana|implied to have]].
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Lolisa Rosechu

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[[Image:Lolisa.jpg|thumb|100px|It's 99.99% likely that Chris [[mass debating|mass debated]] to this image.]]

{{Quote|Lolisa is of Radio DJ and Co-Host personality; she keeps up with the latest news and trends, sad from bad news; happy from good news, honest and punctual.|Chris, [[Mailbag 7#The Rosechus are totally diverse and stuff|attempting to describe Lolisa's personality]]}}

'''Lolisa''' is a [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] with no known origin. She is [[Jamsta Sonichu]]'s partner at [[KCWC]], as well as his girlfriend. If you thought the other Rosechus were hollow, vapid shells, you ain't seen nothin' yet — Lolisa couldn't be more of a non-character if she tried. She has no character history, no relevance to the plot (such as it is), and doesn't even have a token element to specialize in. She almost certainly just exists so Jamsta could have a girlfriend around, dispelling rumors that he's gay.

==Origin==
Lolisa is the second oldest [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]] and oldest Rosechu in the comic, which causes a severe logical problem. Presumably, if she were the oldest, the species of female Sonichus would be named after her, but that honor goes to [[Rosechu]]. If he did this on purpose, Chris probably doesn't want female Sonichus to be called Lolichus, lest we think he is a [[pedofork]].

When confronted about this discrepency in the [[mailbag]], Chris waves the concept aside by claiming that both Lolisa and Jamsta simply hatched in a private location and weren't catalogued until after Sonichu and Rosechu were discovered.

==[[Sonichu 8]]==
Lolisa convinces [[Rosechu]] to allow [[Zapina]] to be present at the [[Women's rights]] stripping protest.

Lolisa briefly (and vapidly) reports on the crazy happenings of Spring Break.

==[[Sonichu 9]]==
Lolisa is among the group defending the [[CWCville Shopping Center]] from the [[PVCC]], though all she's seen doing is punching a few people. Whether or not she possesses electric powers (or any other abilities for that matter) remains to be seen.

{{Sonichu}}

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Monty Python

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{{Quote|...And now for sometycuppitydifferent!|Chris, trying to quote Monty Python through flapping aspie lips}}

[[Image:MSCPython.jpg|right|thumb|Darkbind Sonichu butchers the Merried Seinor Comic; Chris butchers a once-funny joke.]]

[[Monty Python]] is a British comedy troupe formed in the late 1960s by [[Homo|Graham Chapman]], John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, and Michael Palin. They created the popular comedy sketch show '''''Monty Python's Flying Circus''''' which ran for five years on BBC2, becoming a phenomenon in Great Britain and later developing a strong cult following in the United States as well. The troupe followed up the TV show by producing three feature films, including the classic ''Monty Python and the Holy Grail''.

Chris is a fan of the Monty Python comedy productions -- he's bought almost [[Chris and money|$50 worth]] of Python videos through his [[List of Chris's PSN video downloads|PlayStation Network]] account -- and as is the case with every other form of entertainment he enjoys, he views them as an excellent source of material to [[Parody|steal]] for his own comics and videos. Due to a minor cultural barrier, he probably doesn't even understand more than half the jokes.

The show's sense of humor is difficult to categorize. It combines satire, surrealism, cultural references, the deft use of ''non sequitur'', and liberal doses of vulgarity that often made it controversial in its time. One way to define the Python style of comedy, though, might be this: imagine if [[Chris]]'s infamous [[random-access humor]] were actually somehow made funny.

==Chris's interpretation==
[[Image:Bearonhead.jpg|thumb|right|NOTICE THE CLEVER SET-UP DERIVING FROM A TURN OF PHRASE AND OTHE... oh no, you just stuck a fucking [[Lil'_Chris|bear]] on your head.]]
Chris seems to have developed the notion that Monty Python involves putting something [[Autism|idiotic]] in a situation and this will make the scene funny. The fact that he believes this and makes it the basis of his random-access humor shows that he has little to no understanding of the finer facets of the show.

While not always exactly highbrow or remotely esoteric, the show is quite masterful in its comedic devices. If we look at some of the more famous sketches such as [http://people.csail.mit.edu/paulfitz/spanish/script.html The Spanish Inquisition], we see how the Monty Python crew start with what seems to be a humorous scene about jargon and a [[Speech impediment|muffling accent]] is suddenly interrupted by a troupe of medieval clergymen who seek to extract confessions. All this deriving from the use of a language idiom in the beginning of what seemed to be a completely different scene. This is followed by increasingly more absurdist humor based on the Inquisition members.

The formula of a normal situation which has become funny in its own right followed by absurdist humor coming directly out of the use of an idiom is totally lost on Chris. Instead he sees it as SOMEONE SHOUTED SOMETHING RANDOM, IT MUST BE FUNNY.

Even the phrase "...And now for something completely different" that Chris has <s>borrowed</s> <s>ripped off</s> completely mispronounced and massacred was used in the original sketches as a way to lead into new material, but remained ironic because the segue itself was completely different from the previous sketch. Instead Chris merely uses it to introduce more of his [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_Columbus_Day%2C_2008|bullshit]].

==Attempts to be Pythonesque==
[[Image:Wavingclothes.jpg|thumb|right|No friends want to be in your naked, retarded re-enactments? Or even worse, no friends at all? No problem. Talking to clothes in a funny voice works just as well.]]
If [[CWCFlyingElephants]] is to be our guide to how Chris thinks Monty Python humor is constructed, then we are to believe that things can be funny by skipping around to several random clips with no set-up or basis (while [[Duck|naked]], no less). To top it off, Chris throws in bits of completely unrelated material from other comedy shows that have humor completely different from Monty Python such as ''[[South Park]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Ed Edd n Eddy|Ed Edd n Eddy]]''. The fact that these programs are all known for their own unique varieties of humor doesn't stop Chris from mashing them together in a retarded fashion that he thinks represents Monty Python.

In addition to not involving proper set-up, planning and generally anything clever to the comedy process, Chris also fails to realise that one character having dialogue is confusing. Whereas Monty Python will have either funny monologues related to one topic or derive humor from juxtaposing absurd with the normal, Chris just carries on a conversation with himself and loses all nuances of setting and context.

==Actual ripoffs==
Gags Chris has ripped from Python TV sketches and movies include:

*The catchphrase "...And now for something completely different" (or "somecummpentydifferent" as Chris [[Speech Impediment|mispronounces]] it). This was a running gag on the Python TV shows, part punch line and part segue. It would usually signal the end of a short bit of surreal imagery and lead into something new. In Chris's case, it's a sign that he's about to randomly access something "humorous." See [[CWCFlyingElephants]].

*[[Darkbind Sonichu]]'s fight with the [[Merried Seinor Comic]] in [[Sonichu 3]]. This is an almost word-for-word imitation of King Arthur (Graham Chapman)'s battle with the [[White knight|Black Knight]] (John Cleese) in ''Monty Python and the Holy Grail''.

*The hedgehog that steals [[Jimmy Hill]]'s teeth in [[Sonichu 10]]. He originally appeared in the "[[wikipedia:Piranha Brothers|Piranha Brothers]]" sketch, where he was named "Spiny Norman," although he never showed any particular interest in false teeth. Chris probably just fixates on anything hedgehog-related. He's obviously failing at both violence and sarcasm.

==Gallery of things which are completely different==
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Image:Monty-python-black-knight.jpg|You can see here how Chris has replicated the incredibly humorous dialogue... by numbering it.
Image:Woodpecker.jpg|Because ''[[Wikipedia:Ed Edd n Eddy|Ed Edd n Eddy]]'' is really no different than masters of British, non sequitur comedy. [[Chris and reality|Not in Chris's mind anyway...]]
Image:Wavingarms.jpg|WAVING YOUR ARMS AROUND IS TOTALLY WHAT ERIC IDLE WOULD DO!!!
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==See also==
*[[Random access humor]]

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Monty Python|Wikipedia article on Monty Python]]

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Barack Obama

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[[Image:Obama.jpg|thumb|right|Obama's favorite Rolling Stones song? "Paint It Black."]]

{{quote|I think he’s a regular stand up [[family guy]].|Chris on Obama, [[Rollin' and Trollin']]}}

'''Barack Obama''' is the 44th and current president of the United States of America. Because he is [[African Americans|black]] (half black, anyway), [[Chris]], being the ''somewhat'' [[racist]] [[autistic]] that he is, previously found him very detestable.

He appears briefly in [[Sonichu 8|issue 8]] in episode 17 painting the White House black. There was a popular joke where he did so after winning the presidential office. Chris obviously took this joke way too seriously, even believing it as an actual rumor about Obama.

Chris, while initially disliking Obama, felt he and Obama were much a lot alike, in that they were both discriminated against, essentially equating [[Kick the Autistic]] with actual racial discrimination. Chris admitted that after watching the A&E documentary on Obama and McCain, he decided to vote for Obama because he felt he had more in common with him. Once again, democracy fails us...

Chris did a prearrainged interview in the video [[Rollin' and Trollin']] where he spoke about how he liked Obama and made no mention of painting the White House black.

On New Years Eve 2009, Chris claimed to have "snail-mailed" Barack Obama asking to make [[Homo]] ads on the [[CWCipedia]] illegal, [[Chris and the Law|with involvement from the FBI and jail sentences]].<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu#THAT_DOES_NOT_MATTER</ref>

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==White House gag==
[[Image:SchuComic9Page19-C.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's brilliant political satire in action. See, it's funny, because Bush is known to poke his political rivals with a broom he carries with him at all times.]]

While still a Senator, Obama made a cameo appearance in [[Sonichu 8]], featured in one of the multitude of bizarre elevator gags seen as [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] ascend to the top of the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building. Inexplicably, the entire White House is contained on the 51st floor, where Candidate Obama is painting the exterior black. Below, Senator [[Wikipedia:John McCain|John McCain]] (R-AZ) who ran against Obama in the 2008 Presidential race, chides Obama for presuming to redecorate the White House before actually securing the election. Senator [[Wikipedia:Hillary Clinton|Hillary Clinton]] (D-NY), who would later become Obama's Secretary of State, and McCain's running mate, then-Alaska Governor [[Wikipedia:Sarah Palin|Sarah Palin]], also look on with annoyance. This page was removed from CWC's site along with the comic pages featuring pornography; the pornographic pages were restored in the Luv Shack, but the Obama page remained removed.

[[Image:barack_OBANA.png|thumb|left|Pretty much how Chris views politics.]]

Curiously, Obama is wearing a [[Wikipedia:kufi|kufi]], which is a traditionally African hat. It is unknown whether Chris included to emphasize Obama's [[Niggo|African American]] heritage, or if he believes that Obama is secretly a Muslim, in which case he would be wearing a [[Wikipedia:taqiyah (cap)|taqiyah]]. Either way, the fact that Chris included this bit of information betrays his obviously stereotypical view of the then-Senator Obama.

From inside the White House, then-President [[George W. Bush]] (looking a lot like [[Giovanni]]) notices Obama's audacious paintjob, and takes matters into his own hands. Using a broom, he tips over Obama's ladder. The implied extent of Obama's injuries from the fall are left up to the imagination of the reader (and hopefully the Secret Service).

In a rare instance of giving credit for other people's ideas, Chris acknowledges that his father [[Bob Chandler]] inspired the gag. Whether this is Chris's feeble attempt to integrate his father into his comic, or a weak effort to shift the blame if anyone takes offense, is unclear.

==See also==
*[[George W. Bush]]
*[[Niggos]]
*[[Sonichu 8]]

==References==
<references />

{{Not_Jerks}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Obama, Barack}}
[[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]

CWCki:Current events

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{{EventEntry|25 [[January 2010]]|Happy birthday, CWCki!|The CWCki's MediaWiki incarnation turns 1 year old today.}}

{{EventEntry|4 [[January 2010]]|CWCki upgrades!|The CWCki moves onto a new server. Within the first 24 hours, all of its images are [[CWCki:Operation Restore|restored]]. With the increased file space the new server offers, CWCki is set to improve even further.}}

{{EventEntry|11 [[December 2009]]|[[CWCki:Operation Grammatification|Operation Grammatification]] is launched|Operation Grammatification, an ongoing project and initial drive, is a new CWCki project designed to correct improper grammar and spelling on the CWCki and to adhere the wiki to standard wiki style.}}

{{EventEntry|30 November 2009|[[CWCki:Artist Commune|Artist Commune]] is founded|The new CWCki project, the Artist Commune, is now launched, to get original art to enrich the CWCki and improve article quality.}}

{{EventEntry|29 November 2009|[[CWCki:Operation Mailbag|Operation Mailbag]]|Operation Mailbag is live. CWCki users, have your questions answered by the [[Christian Weston Chandler|big CWC]] himself on his [[Mailbag]] feature on [[CWCipedia]]. Please refer to the [[CWCki talk:Operation Mailbag|rules of engagement]] before submitting e-mails.}}

{{EventEntry|31 October 2009|Happy Halloween!|It's Halloween on CWCki and we changed the logo to celebrate. The first CWCki holiday logo was designed by PVCC user HugglesAndPuggles. Expect more to come on upcoming holidays.}}
{{EventEntry|25 June 2009|Half Birthday|[[CWCki]] turns six months (0.5 years) old today! Happy birthday!}}

{{EventEntry|05 June 2009|Categorizing videos|A discussion on [[CWCki:Community_Portal#Categorizing_videos_-_POLICY_TYPE_VOTE|revising video categorization]] is underway. All CWCkipedians are encouraged to participate and contribute their thoughts. Discussion ends 12 June 2009.}}

{{EventEntry|01 [[April 2009]]|APRIL FOOL'S|lol, April Fool's.}}

{{EventEntry|25 March 2009|Scrapbook of Fail|Some new, hi-res images of slide show pictures from the [[DVD]] have been uploaded.}}

{{EventEntry|24 March 2009|Scrapbook of Fail|All 518 images from the [[Scrapbook of Fail]] have been uploaded.}}

{{EventEntry|11 March 2009|The best damn icon ever|This page gets an icon.}}

{{EventEntry|10 March 2009|The Great Unsuckening|CWCki undergoes a makeover to make it look like a more respectable wiki.}}

{{EventEntry|27 January 2009|Editing In Progress|The CWCki undergoes heavy editing in order to take over from its predecessor}}

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Barbara Chandler

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[[Image:0839-MomDesi.JPG|thumb|right|250px|Barbara holding [[Desi Chandler|Desi]] the cat.]]

{{quote|Get off. Before I go off.|Barbara to Chris, private Skype chat with [[Sarah May]]}}

{{quote|I don't need no back talk from someone on the internet.|Barbara, [[Mumble 2]]}}

'''Barbara Anne Weston Chandler'''<ref>[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]</ref> (born 1 [[Wikipedia:1941#October|October 1941]]<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html</ref>) is the wife of [[Bob Chandler]] and terrible mother of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and [[Cole Smithey]]. The sole recognition for her motherly qualities is the Mother of the Year [[2000]] Award Chris created for her.<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler#Page 13|A Week With Christian Chandler, page 13]]</ref> She has not won the award since.

==Appearance==
As little as ten years ago Barbara was reasonably slim, but, along with Chris, has ballooned out in recent years. Due to her [[Obesity|massive size]], she is affectionately referred to as '''Snorlax''' by [[trolls]]. When encountering Barbara, it is wise to use a Poké Flute.

Barbara's size is likely one of the reasons she sleeps a lot<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref> and usually skips [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]].<ref>[[Church audio]]</ref>

Barbara has no eyebrows, which has caused intense interest at [[PVCC (board)|PVCC]].<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=1027&start=0 PVCC discussion on Barbara's lack of eyebrows]</ref>

==Cole and his possible fathers==

[[Image:0467-CWC18th20.jpg|thumb|Cole visits for Chris's [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday]].]]

Barbara grew up and raised Cole in Richmond near Virginia Commonwealth University and West Avenue.<ref name="Raising">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)]]</ref>

Barbara gave birth to [[Cole]] in 1963. Throughout his life, Barbara has lied to Cole about who his father is because she's [[Wikipedia:Maury Povich|Maury Povich]] trash. She insists that Cole's father is Jack Dale Smithey, to whom she was married, but records show that she actually married to Ran ''Cole''man Yeatts in 1961. To further fuel Cole's later rage, Yeatts visited them as a "friend" when Cole was a child.

During Cole's childhood, Barbara abused Cole along with her then-partner Jerry.<ref name="email07-03-06p1">[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-1.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 1]]</ref> Then came Bob, who made Cole rage even harder with his mean-spirited Republicanism. Based on experiences with all these men, Cole thinks that Barbara has a "proclivity to isolate herself via scurrilous mates."<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 2]]</ref> The translation would be "She likes to date guys who curse a lot, and obsesses over them". The relevancy of her partners' vernacular is a little puzzling. He's probably just being sesquipedalian. What he was probably trying to say: "She rolls with scrubs".

Barbara visited Cole only once in 27 years.<ref name="email07-03-06p1" />
{{-}}

==Marriage with Bob==

[[Image:0033-MommasBirthday.jpg|thumb|She never was much of a looker. Too bad physical appearance is genetic.]]

Bob and Barbara met in a bar on a karaoke night. Barbara was there with friends and Bob was singing.<ref name="Mumble 3.5">[[Mumble 3.5]]</ref> Cole's friend Chuck, who worked at the bar, has a vivid memory of them being drunk retards.<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-1.PNG|24 July 2007 email #1 from Cole to Chris]]</ref> According to Chris, Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|persuing]]: "She chased him down the hall." They got married in 1980.<ref name="Mumble 3.5" />

According to Chris, Barbara has not had sex with Bob for at least two decades. They have been sleeping in separate rooms for the past few years.<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>

During a portion of the time Chris spent attending junior high and high school in Midlothian, Virginia, Bob and Barbara lived separately. Until Chris finished the eighth grade, a space of roughly three years, Bob lived in Midlothian with Chris while Barbara remained in Ruckersville to look after [[14 Branchland Court]]. In [[Mailbag 32]], Chris claimed that the separation allowed Barbara to continue working at her job with Virginia Power until retirement.

Instead of accepting that their marriage isn't what it used to be, that they have different goals for their son in life and move on like any other healthy human being, she is either too lazy, poor, and/or unwilling to explain to Chris the intricacies of a divorce and its effect on a family dynamic, thereby putting herself in the inescapable rut she is in today.
{{-}}

==Pampering of Chris==

{{quote|Yeah, but then my Mom is pretty much jealous of me loving another woman more than her.|Chris, describing his Oedipus complex ([[Mumble 10]])}}

[[Image:0028-ChristopherWMom1.jpg|thumb|Barbara evolved into Snorlax as she raised Chris.]]

According to Cole, Barbara and Bob left Chris alone every day for years with the [[abusive babysitter]].<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref>

Barbara constantly babies Chris and tells him how handsome he is.<ref>[[Sonichu Girls]] and [[White knight emails]]</ref> As a result, Chris believes he is so irresistible to women that [[PandaHalo]] would not stop kissing him once she met him.{{cite}}

Barbara was Chris's date to his [[Manchester High School#Seinor Prom|seinor [sic] prom]].

She is extremely paranoid of Chris's online misadventures which, while ruining the fun for [[trolls]], does seem to indicate that she's not entirely stupid.

While having a special needs child is a major [[stress|stressor]] in any marriage, rather than getting genetic counseling and family therapy to cope with raising an autistic child, they've gone the old fashioned route of expecting little to nothing of Chris and treating him as an imbecile, with a modern "victim complex" spin, his entire life. This would have been understandable in the days before psychology - like when Bob was growing up - but nowadays it's known that even sufferers of Down syndrome can lead healthy and fulfilling independent lives if they receive supportive parenting and appropriate professional help.

==Recent health problems==

In [[October 2009]], Barbara spent her birthday at the hospital with what the Chandlers thought was food poisoning.{{cite}} Barbara was diagnosed with [[Wikipedia:Colitis|colitis]], a gastrointestinal disease characterized by inflammation of the colon. It manifests in diarrhea and cramps. Which kind of colitis has yet to be determined. It seems the Chandler's family diet has finally come to affect her, and in order to survive she will have to change her eating habits; considering their stubbornness, this clearly will end badly.

Hearing the plight of the Chandler family, [[Trolls|fans of Sonichu]] have created the website "Barbara Chandler Has AIDS" to spread awareness regarding AIDS and to collect donations for research foundations and charities.<ref>[http://sites.google.com/site/barbarachandlerhasaids/home "Barbara Chandler Has AIDS" Awareness Website]</ref>

==Audio appearances==

* Private Skype chat with [[Sarah May]]
* 4 [[February 2009]]: In [[Mumble 2]], Barbara denies singing while vacuuming Chris's [[room]].
* 17 [[February 2009]]: In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2]], Barbara talks to Chris but when Julie wants to talk to her, Barbara says she isn't "able to talk to anybody right now."
* [[March 2009]]: Barbara takes over the phone from Chris when Clyde [[Clyde#Prostitutes|calls after the date with Emily]].
* [[November 2009]]: Toward the end of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], Barbara tells Chris to "just hang up on the bitch!"

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:0002-1-Baby Chris and Mommy.jpg|Barbara with baby Chris. Oh, how full of hope and promise.
Image:0027-ChristopherWMom2.jpg
Image:0026-ChrisAndMom.jpg
Image:0107-ChristianWMom.jpg
Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg
Image:0096-MomRetire4.jpg|Barbara's retirement party from secretarial services at Virginia Power in 1996.<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg|DVD, note 2]]</ref>
Image:0029-BarbaraWithDrinks.jpg
Image:0113-MomsBirthday97-1.jpg|From her 55th birthday.
Image:0229-ChristianAndMomInClass.jpg
Image:0037-BarbaraInGreen.jpg|Nothing says the 80s like a woman in a power suit and a lady tie.
Image:0041-BarbaraCorinaTomAndHerriet.jpg|Barb with [[Aunt Corina]], Uncle Tom, and Aunt Harriet.
Image:0042-BarbaraCorinaHerrietAndElvis.jpg|The King left the building when he started to notice the foul smell of the Chandler house.
Image:0618-BarbaraIs60-1.jpg|Poor Barb, Chris put [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] on HER birthday cake.
Image:0074-BarbaraWSonicDoll.jpg
Image:0540-Prom2.jpg|It was originally believed this image was from Chris's graduation. Turns out this is from his senior prom, where he took his mom as his date.
Image:0549-Prom11.jpg|Barb, talking to [[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]], one of Chris's [[gal pals]], at the prom.
</gallery>
</center>

==Sauces==
<references />

==External links==
*[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ZTK7XM3N GET OFF BEFORE I GO OFF]
*[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/910 THE FATE OF EVERY SNORLAX]

{{People}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Barbara}}
[[Category:Family Members]]

Barbara Chandler

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[[Image:0839-MomDesi.JPG|thumb|right|250px|Barbara holding [[Desi Chandler|Desi]] the cat.]]

{{quote|Get off. Before I go off.|Barbara to Chris, private Skype chat with [[Sarah May]]}}
discussion on Barbara's lack of eyebrows]</re

==Cole and his possible fathers==

[[Image:0467-CWC18th20.jpg|thumb|Cole visits for Chris's [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday]].]]

Barbara grew up and raised sing Chris-Chan (16:6 - 00:00)]]</ref>

Barbara gave birth to [[Cole]] in 1963. Throughout his life, Barbara has lied to Cole about who his father is because she's [[Wikipedia:Maury Povich|Maury putt

Collosal Chan

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[[Image:CollosalChan.jpg|thumb|right|Change? Ya got change? Aw, come on! Help a guy out!]]

'''Collosal''' ''[sic]'' '''Chris-Chan''' (aka '''Hobo Chan''') is yet another Mary Sue form of [[Chris]] in the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comic]]. He, like [[Ultra Sonichu]], is the result of "[[Sonichu Balls|Chaotic Crystal]] Power" after all seven of the Chaotic Crystals have assembled. Anticipate terror, especially after what they did to [[4-Cent Garbage]] shortly before their transformation.

Collosal-Chan is, surprisingly, the size of regular Chris-chan.

==Sonichu 10==

Hobo-chan makes his first and, if we're to take Chris's word for it, last appearance in [[Sonichu 10]]. Using the power of the Chaotic Crystals, he transforms into what is essentially a glorified super form, bearing a few similarities to the Level 4 Super Saiyan transformation from ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Dragon_Ball_GT_episodes Dragon Ball GT]''. For some reason, the [[Anime Wings|anime wings]] won't cut it this time around, like they were used more than [[Sub-Episode 4|once]].

Despite the name, "Collosal" [[Chris-Chan]] appears to be [[Obesity|exactly the same size he always is]].

The first thing he does is rescue [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] from the [[Dark Mirror Hole]]. He also plans to go to [[Asperchu|Minnesota]] afterward. Arriving in Minnesota, he jacks into the [[Hex Bawx|HEX BAWX]] of Alec Benson Leary, enters its computer world, somehow deletes everything connected to the Asperpedia, and blows up the HEX BAWX.
{{clear}}

[[Image:126398379142.jpg|thumb|right|A far better depiction of Collosal Chan.]]

==Appearance==

The concept is that Collosal-Chan is some kind of half-way point between regular Chris and Chris-chan Sonichu. However, in Chris's [[Chris and art|stunted ability]], this basically manifests itself as Chris-chan in a ratty vest, stupid hat, and with a hobo beard. Why Chris would want to be a half-version of his actual super form doesn't make a bit of sense: how does having the weaker Chris's body improve over just being a magic, do-anything hedgehog? So far there is no reason to believe that the things Chris does as Collosal-Chan couldn't also have been done by Chris-Chan Sonichu.

==Powers==
So far, Chris has displayed Collosal Chan with strange, almost god-like powers, the most basic of which are flight and telepathy. On top of that, he is shown to enter the Dark Mirror Hole effortlessly and retrieve Crystal from the mirror, connect into a computer via its USB port (and his finger... somehow) and create a version of himself to destroy everything and create a Lightning Bomb and some sort of barrier to prevent the bomb from blowing up other stuff. He also has some basic combat abilities, but he lets himself use most of those as regular, pussy [[Chris-Chan|human Chris]] anyway.

At this point, these are the only powers utilized in the comic itself, but it's a fairly safe bet that Hobo-Chan will have access to all the powers of his previous forms (the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha, for example) and any ability that the Chaotic Combo (or any other character) possesses, in addition to any power deemed necessary to save the day.
{{clear}}
==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:ColossalChan.jpg
Image:SchuComic10P44.jpg
</gallery></center>

{{Sonichu}}

{{stub}}
[[Category:Characters]]

Barbara Chandler

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Punchy Sonichu

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[[Image:Punchy.jpg|thumb|right|Punchy Sonichu as he appears in [[Sonichu 3]]]]
'''Punchy''' is a [[Sonichu (species)|sonichu]], and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]] that formed from eggs released by the rainbow as a result of the collision between Super [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and a [[Pikachu]]. He is a fighting/electric type. He has stated that he is very attracted to [[Angelica]], but ended up paired with [[Layla]], whom Chris has drawn giving him a blowjob. Punchy is often considered to be a racist Asian stereotype due to his slanty eyes and martial arts upbringing, although his eyes may be based on the fighting Pokémon Hitmonlee. Chris denies that he is of Asian origin.<ref>[[Mailbag_6#Asian people call Chris out on Punchy|Mailbag 6]]</ref> Punchy is also a shitty Knuckles knockoff which makes one wonder why he isn’t an "Electric echidna Pokémon" instead of a hedgehog Pokémon. He is a combination of 4 characters:
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
*Knuckles the Echidna
*[[Pikachu]]
*[[Pokémon|Hitmonlee]]

Because Punchy is one of Chris's remotely amusing OCs due to the blatant racism of his design, he is a favorite amongst [[trolls]].

==[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]==
Punchy’s sonichu egg lands in a dojo where master [[Excel-Saga|Nabe]] is teaching his student [[List_of_Sonichu_characters#Mypoe|Mypoe]] to fight. After hatching, Mypoe challenges Punchy, who is still in his infantile [[Sonee]] form. She rips his tail off and this angers him into evolving quickly. He uppercuts her so hard that she flies through the ceiling and into the sky - presumably to her death, as she is never seen or mentioned again.

==[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]==
[[Image:SchuPunchyRacistLips.jpg|right|100px|thumb|Look at those lips; you just know he's asian.]]
While Punchy rocks into the air as part of his martial arts training, his claws accidentally collide with [[Blake]]’s hoverboard which causes Punchy to hitch a ride by accident. He eventually falls off and crashes into a tree where he meets the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members. He compliments [[Angelica]] on her flowers, neglecting to point out her oversized tits. This is likely the beginning of his infatuation with her. They all beat up Blake until his [[Jason Kendrick Howell|head is bleeding]] all over the grass.

==[[Sonichu 5]]==
Punchy and the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members are teleported into action by Chris. He has no speaking lines here because Chris can’t be bothered to give any of his characters a personality.
==[[Sonichu 6]]==
While everyone is pretending to worry about [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(character)|Crystal]], Punchy is thinks to himself “I’m missing my Samurai Pizza Cats.” When the girls start talking about [[Bionic the Hedgehog]]’s basketball abilities, [[Wild]] and Punchy act like jealous bitches. Punchy thinks women should be more impressed by his brute strength than Bionic’s athletic talent.

When [[Patti]] remarks on how sweet Chris is, Punchy tells her what an ass-kisser she is.
==[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring Break]]==
Here, Punchy reveals his feelings for [[Angelica]] to Wild. He says he doesn’t know how to ask a girl out and is too afraid to make the first move. Wild then informs him that the [[CWCville]] University is offering a [[Dating Education]] course. This excites Punchy, who insists on signing up for it as soon as possible.
==[[Sonichu 9|Dating ED]]==
In this story, Punchy goes to the [[CWCville]] University to learn how to date. The teacher fixes Punchy up with [[Layla]], who he falls in love with. [[Reginald Sneasel]] tries to sabotage their relationship, but fails. Using his totally awesome [[Prower|motorcycle with sidecar]], he takes Layla on his first date to the classiest place in CWCville - [[McDonald's]].

==Episode 20==
Punchy, Wild, and [[Reginald Sneasel]] all get laid immediately after Dating Ed (probably on the [[third date]]). Punchy supposedly has a hangover at the beginning of this episode despite the fact that drinking was illegal in [[CWCville]] two seconds ago.

== Rove Quest ==
Punchy had a major hard-on for Angelica, but then after meeting [[Layla]] he forgot all about her, probably realizing Angelica wasn't going to put out as quickly as Layla would. Turns out Punchy was wrong as Angelica is a dirty slut for Reginald Sneasel.

[[Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark]] reveals that either Layla likes it rough in the sack or Punchy gets off on smacking her around.

== Prower, the Motorbike of Fail ==
: ''Main artice: [[Prower]]''
According to [[CWCipedia]], Punchy's aforementioned totally awesome motorcycle, [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Prower]], doubles as a ninja [[Transformers|Autobot]] with "Razor-Sharp Choppin' Hands, Shuriken Stars and holographic images." This makes Punchy a "Sharp close-bot attacker," as well as yet another manifestation of Chris' rampant plagiarism.

==Garrely==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:272-ACPunchy.jpg
Image:273-ACPunchyBck.jpg
Image:274PunchyCard.jpg
Image:275-YuPunchy.jpg
Image:Punchylaylalove.jpg|[[Punchy]] rearry roves to wear radies rengerie.
Image:Punchylaylalove2.jpg|Punchy rearry rike browjob!!!
Image:ProwerBot.jpg
Image:ProwerVehicle2.jpg
Image:ProwerVehicle.jpg
Image:276-Punchy.jpg
</gallery>
</center>

==References==

<references />

{{Sonichu}}
[[Category:Characters]]

Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8

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'''Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8''' is the eighth and last of the available phone conversations between [[Chris]] and Alec Benson Leary, the creator of [[Asperchu]]. It took place on 18 February 2010.

==Summary==
Alec calls Chris, at the latter's request, to discuss the inclusion of [[Asperchu#Sonichu Revolution|Sonichu Revolution]] in CWCikipedia's adspace. Chris admits he was at fault, to a limited degree, and the conversation shifts to Alec urging Chris to upload more pages and launch a series reboot.

==Video==

===Transcript===

{{transcription}}
 '''Chris''': Hello? 
 '''Alec''': Hey Chris, it's Alec. 
 '''Chris''': Hi Alec. 
 '''Alec''': So uh, [''Chris attempts to talk over Alec, but Alec wins''] I got your e-mail, uh, looks like you want to talk. What's, uh, what's up? 
 '''Chris''': Okay, well, uh, just to let you know that I'm uh, that I'm in the middle of dinner right now so we'll have to make this short. But, ahh, yeah, I am a bit, uh, concerned that you have continued with the, ahh, oversized ads on the [[CWCipedia]]... I mean those- the smaller banner ads- that was that was okay. I would have accepted that- I would have accepted that on a daily basis. But, no, you had to add- you had to go and... [''Alec begins to talk over Chris''] 
 '''Alec''': Chris- 
 '''Chris''': add- 
 '''Alec''': Chris- 
 '''Chris''': a whole- 
 '''Alec''': Chris-! 
 '''Chris''': to the big- 
 '''Alec''': Chris-! 
 '''Chris''': to the big - 
 '''Alec''': CHRIS! 
 '''Chris''': page- 
 '''Alec''': CHRIS! 
 '''Chris''': Yeah? 
 '''Alec''': You asked me to call you... *right* at 9:30 and when I do, you're [[obesity|eating dinner?]] 

[''Alec sounds understandably annoyed.'']

 '''Chris''': Well, I wasn't sure, because I'm... 
 '''Alec''': What are you eating? 
 '''Chris''': I'm having some chicken. 
 '''Alec''': I- uhgh. Chris, [[Chris and his ego|if you're going to ask someone to go out of their way for you for something you should probably... actually allow them to do so and not act like you are inconvenienced when they do.]] That's just a suggestion. But I- 
 '''Chris''': Okay, well, I'm sorry. 
 '''Alec''': But I- well... I-I-I think [''Chris attempts to talk over Alec for this whole sentence''] maybe, if you actually want to have a serious discussion- that's why I called... but... maybe let the chicken wait until we're done with our call, how about that? Cuz' I don't like calling you only to hear that you have something else to do even though this is the exact time you told me to call. 
 '''Chris''': Mm. Yeah. Yeah. I understand. I'm sorry. 
 '''Alec''': So. So. So, why don't we have our talk, and maybe the chicken will get cold, but you can microwave it when we're done. 
 '''Chris''': Yeah. So we had the understanding that we were not going to go back to the oversize ads again. 
 '''Alec''': Oh. Okay, well, I can explain that. Do you remember how I told you that if you met my requirements exactly, I would remove the ads, but if you failed to meet my requirements, the ads would get worse? Do you remember when I said that to you? 
 '''Chris''': [''pause''] Yes...I...that... 
 '''Alec''': So you failed to meet my requirements. You did meet Evan's requirements, apparently. Evan is happy with you, and I'm proud of you for doing that, because Evan is, he's satisfied that you killed Simonla. However, I am not Evan, and I had different requirements than Evan. 
 '''Chris''': Okay, okay, well, why are you not satisfied? 
 '''Alec''': Mm. Well, there's a few reasons. First and foremost, you did not state all of the things that I told you to in your apology video. Like how Sonichu cannot make money in its current form and is a doomed franchise and you will need to start over with something original. You made no mention of that. Already. Next, your last apology video was... Well, "insincere" is kind of too lenient, if I called it that. It was just, it was just insulting. I mean, you obviously felt absolutely no remorse whatsoever. Even though you swore up and down to me when I talked to you that you did. But I'm pretty sure you just wanted to finish the phone call, and you thought that you could just read things off a list and that would please me. Oh, and then you hung up on me, I think like five or six times. 
 '''Chris''': And I did, the last one I did apologize for that in the e-mail I sent you. 
 '''Alec''': Um, but you hung up on me multiple times. Chris, I think that you believe, I think you believe that if you do something wrong and then you offer a superficial apology, you believe that gives you license to just do it all over again. You know, that's not what apology is about, right? 
 '''Chris''': That is not what apologies are about. 
 '''Alec''': Okay. And the reason you hung up on me is because you were trying to avoid me. You were trying to just brush me off. 
 '''Chris''': Okay, well, I will admit that, the last one, and I apologize for that. 
 '''Alec''': Okay. So, if you want that apology to mean anything, then in the future, including this call, and if we talk again, you are actually going to have to stick to that word and not ever again attempt to brush me off. 
 '''Chris''': Okay. 
 '''Alec''': That make sense? Now. Let's talk about those ads for a bit. If you notice, they really aren't ads for Asperpedia anymore. What I started, I started a new comic, called Sonichu Revolution. And that's actually what I'm using the adspace for. And what Sonichu Revolution is, it's actually, it's like a reboot of Sonichu, see, since you aren't uploading pages I thought I would do a nice thing for your fans and use my ad space to keep your fans happy. 
 '''Chris''': [''has been trying to interrupt''] Well, no, I am, I am doing the pages now. Listen, your comic pages, they should, they should stay on your website, your website alone. I do not want your pages on my website that only shows my pages. 
 '''Alec''': Oh, it's kinda too bad that I bought ad space on your website, when I gave you multiple opportunities to get out of me having web space, er, ad space on your website. You didn't take them. I can do what I want with my ad space. 
 '''Chris''': Hmm. 
 '''Alec''': How many times did I, was I gracious enough to give you an extremely easy way out of all of this? 
 '''Chris''': Hmm. Well, not sure. Define, define "easy." 
 '''Alec''': Okay. Um, by "easy" I mean, how many times did I lay out a very clear, very specific set of requirements that I had of you, and where I promised that if you followed those requirements, exactly, then I would remove all my ads and I would do my best to stop Evan from, you know, attempting to sue you. Evan's, you know, in the past, he's happy now, but my ads are still an issue. And you know, I asked you to be sincere about the apology, which you never were. 
 '''Chris''': Yes. Okay, well, just to let you know, okay, well, I understand for, yes, uh, you did offer me with, you did tell me very descriptively, very detailed-ly, what you wanted, a number of times. I'm gonna est-, I'm gonna give, I'm gonna estimate like about five to 10 times at this point. Because we have not talked over the phone that much. For maybe 20, or 20 minutes, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna go with that. 
 '''Alec''': Yeah, we've talked... Well, it's not quite that high. I think three or four times I specifically laid everything out for you. 
 '''Chris''': Okay, well, it's, well, okay, at this point, yeah. An overbid is a good estimate. 
 '''Alec''': Hm. Alright, I'll give you that one. So yeah, multiple times I gave you opportunities to, you know, to handle the situation and to come out scot-free. And, if I remember correctly, I did talk about how you are the luckiest person in the world, to have competition like me, who would be so generous and go out of his way to help his competition. I mean, a lot of other companies would have just blown you out of the water and not thought twice about it. But, you know, I like Sonichu, or I used to like it, back when you actually updated it, and I know that it does have some fans still and I wanted to see it continue. Because I don't want to just take over everything. I don't want to be the only artist out there. 
 '''Chris''': Yeah. 
 '''Alec''': That's not fun. You kind of want to be the only artist in existence, I don't know why you want that. Why do you want that, anyway? Why do you not want other artists to exist? 
 '''Chris''': Um, I never said, I never said that I did not want other artists to... 
 '''Alec''': Well, you said it with your actions, if not with words directly. 
 '''Chris''': Okay, okay, well, maybe... 
 '''Alec''': I think we talked about that one time. Actions are louder than words, you know? 
 '''Chris''': Yeah, okay, well, perhaps my actions were misunderstood in this case... 
 '''Alec''': Oooh, not misunderstood in the least! Oh, no, your actions are very clear. You slandered and smeared me as much as you possibly could. You put all of your effort into trashing me rather than building up your own comic. There's... If you can convince me there's some way to misunderstand that, then you know, by all means try, but as far as I could see that was a pretty clear message. It's hard to misunderstand that, it's hard to misunderstand, you know, you repeatedly hanging up on me.

[''In the background, [[Barbara]] shouts, "Who are you on the phone with?" She continues to make background noise occasionally.'']

 '''Chris''': I know, I... 
 '''Alec''': You've been out of commission for like three weeks, you haven't done shit for your fans. When are you going to come back with your comic? 
 '''Chris''': I, I am, I, I still, I am, I have been working on my comic, for your information. I am up to pages in book number 11 where I have drawn that far, and I'm about halfway colored through all those pages which I drew up. 
 '''Alec''': How many pages is that? 
 '''Chris''': That's over 30 now. 
 '''Alec''': Over 30. Really. How many days since you started that particular 30 pages. Has it been, like, what, two weeks? 15 days, around there? 
 '''Chris''': Around there. 
 '''Alec''': Okay, uh... I'm not really sure if asking this is going to be useful, but why would you partially complete 30 pages instead of, say, completing and uploading 20 pages? Or 25? 
 '''Chris''': That would hap-, that would happen to make up for lost time on on my birthday, which is this coming, which is the next Wednesday. 
 '''Alec''': I'm sorry, what about your birthday? What are you going to do with it? 
 '''Chris''': I'm going to upload all those, all those, all those pages, all the main pages in a bundle, in a bunch, on my birthday, which is next Wednesday. 
 '''Alec''': Okay, well, until then I think I'll just keep uploading Sonichu Revolution, because I want to please your fans, even if you don't. Chris, why, why would you... 
 '''Chris''': I gave my new, I put up a new page yesterday as well. The last page I had... 
 '''Alec''': So that... That, yep, I saw that, actually, that one page, plus I think you had two pages where you killed Simonla, so that's three pages total in like three weeks. 
 '''Chris''': Yeah, well, anyways... 
 '''Alec''': I do two pages a day. That means I've uploaded, in the past 15 days I've uploaded 30 pages of my own. And it's... When's your birthday, like eight days from now? So I'll have another 16 pages up, so that's 46 pages... 
 '''Chris''': Well, you are, you are mistaken, we're not talking about, we're not talking about eight days, my birthday is on the 24th. Of February. 
 '''Alec''': Oh. My mistake. So six days. Well, I'll have 12 new pages by then. In addition to the 30 I've already uploaded. 
 '''Chris''': Hm. 
 '''Alec''': I'm sorry, I didn't know when your birthday was. 
 '''Chris''': Well, it's specifically stated on the, on my bio page on the CWCipedia, and in a couple other places. The 24th of February. 1982. 
 '''Alec''': Hey, Chris. Chris. When is my birthday? 
 '''Chris''': I don't know, I do not study your bio, I did not study your bio page... 
 '''Alec''': Well, Chris, Chris, it's on my bio page on the Asperpedia. Why wouldn't you know it? 
 '''Chris''': Well, I did not make an effort to study you, because... 
 '''Alec''': I mean, if I'm supposed to know your page, don't you know mine? Chris, I'm kinda hurt. 
 '''Chris''': Okay, well, I apologize for that, and after we're done here I'll go to your bio page and learn, and learn with my mind when your birthday is. 
 '''Alec''': Nah, you don't have to do that, don't worry about it. I'd rather you work on pages than go look up info about me. Because, you know, I actually don't know your birthday because I've been working on my pages rather than, you know, looking up your bio. Um, yeah, so, I do really have to recommend that you, um, begin uploading those 30 pages immediately. Like as soon as we're done with the call or whatever. It, just, get to work on it. Stay up all night if you have to. Get those pages up. Because, here's the thing about the way fans work. If you leave your fans in the dark for a week or two weeks or a month or however long, it really doesn't matter if you're partially completing something. Because if you don't put out any product, then your fans have nothing to work with. Have you ever heard of the game [[Wikipedia:Duke Nukem Forever|Duke Nukem Forever]]? 
 '''Chris''': Uh, I'm sorry, you said Duke Nukem Forever? 
 '''Alec''': Yeah. Well, you know the Duke Nukem video games? You ever played any of those? 
 '''Chris''': Uh, I have seen, I have seen samples of that game. 
 '''Alec''': Okay. Well, the company that made those, they were working on a game called Duke Nukem Forever. That was going to be their next great title. And they were working on that for actually about 15 years. And they kept promising, "Oh, you know, we've got the engine built, we've got the characters designed, we've got all this built, all that's left is for us to release it." And they never released it because they kept retooling and tinkering with it. And finally the company actually went out of business. So now there won't ever be any other Duke Nukems. And if you keep doing the same thing, Sonichu is going to go out of business. Well, not permanently, because I have Sonichu Revolution, so it'll live on in some form. 
 '''Chris''': Well, yes, well, your, yes, well, still, your Rev-, your Revolutions are not the original, are not the original Sonichu pages, of which only I can draw up and tell. 
 '''Alec''': But what they are is existent. And the fans appreciate that. Your pages are nonexistent. 
 '''Chris''': [''sigh''] 
 '''Alec''': And if you stop Sonichu, then, you know, the fans are going to want something. 
 '''Chris''': Yeah. Okay, well, I get, well, don't worry, you will see, you will see, all those pages, and the completion of the 10th book. 
 '''Alec''': Okay. Um, does this mean... 
 '''Chris''': In fact, it's a... 
 '''Alec''': I'm a little, I'm a little confused, how, what, do you remember when I told you... Well, of course you remember, I brought it up plenty of times, about how you really need to either do some sort of major reboot of Sonichu, or else just come up with a completely different comic? Because of all of the elements that you stole from other franchises? Are you still thinking about that? Because if you're going to finish book 10, then... 
 '''Chris''': I have been thinking about that, actually. 
 '''Alec''': What do you think about it? 
 '''Chris''': Some of those, some of those changes will be talked about in the clip show that's gonna be in book 11. 
 '''Alec''': Um... So, is book 11 gonna be like a transition from the current Sonichu to another one? 
 '''Chris''': Yes, yes, yes, a transitions. 
 '''Alec''': Oh. Oo-kay. Um, well, that's not really what a reboot is about. See, what you're doing, like a transition, suggests that the Sonichu that exists now is going to be, like, part of the same universe or world as whatever new Sonichu. What a reboot is, is a hard stop. You reset completely. You start over from scratch. Everything that came before is just, means nothing, it's null and void. Like, for example, the Spider-Man movies, they aren't in the same world as the comic, they were sort of a reboot. Because they told everything over from the beginning. 
 '''Chris''': Hm. I see. 
 '''Alec''': Yeah. I mean, I know it's... I can sympathize with you on this. I mean, you've been working on Sonichu for 10 years now, and the thought that you have to abandon it completely and start over with something new, I understand that that's kind of a scary thought. But it is true. 
 '''Chris''': Hm. 
 '''Alec''': Have you, have you, uh... What do you think of Sonichu Revolution, by the way? Have you been reading it? I'm only like seven pages in right now, so... 
 '''Chris''': I have taken a look at it, and I did not like the way you were killing characters left and right! That's no good, it's just terrible! Don't go killing, don't go killing, don't go killing characters, that just does not, that just, that just does not, that just does not work. It's like... 
 '''Alec''': Chris... 
 '''Chris''': It's like doing Zombie X-Men, Marvel Zombies. 
 '''Alec''': Yeah. I remember that. That was actually a pretty popular comic, wasn't it? 
 '''Chris''': It's actually on the PlayStation Network digital comic download, only on the PSP right now. 
 '''Alec''': Well, I've seen it in stores, though. Well, it was pretty popular, was my point. 
 '''Chris''': Anyway, that's, anyway, that's the point. That's still, like, you know, killing, you're just like killing everybody left and right. It's not... 
 '''Alec''': Chris, um, how many, how many comic books and TV shows and movies and, you know, whatever other media have you seen where characters die? Do you think they're all bad? 
 '''Chris''': Yes, well, well, yeah, they are bad, because that's just totally fake. And plus, to do it in such a gory way is just terrifying. It's like any, it's like any of the Saw movies. It's especially like, especially like the first trap in Saw VI. 
 '''Alec''': Did you like those movies? 
 '''Chris''': That was horrifying. 
 '''Alec''': Did you like those movies, Chris? The Saw movies? 
 '''Chris''': Yeah, I liked them, I mean I enjoyed the falling, the telling... 
 '''Alec''': [''talking over Chris''] You liked them? But there's death in it! How could you like a movie that has death in it, Chris?! Death is bad. You said death is bad. 
 '''Chris''': Well, I'm not talking about... 
 '''Alec''': Death is bad. 
 '''Chris''': I'm not saying, I mean, yeah, I'm not talking about the death part, I did not say I liked the death parts, I liked the building of the character of John Kramer. In the movies. 
 '''Alec''': But the point is, you still liked the movies overall, right? I mean, you went to see them, you'd probably see them again? 
 '''Chris''': Yeah, I mean, yeah, they were hor-, yeah, I mean, I will admit they are horrifying, and they do frighten me, but think about, but think about, think about... 
 '''Alec''': Hence the genre, horror, if it's horrifying it's doing its job, I guess. 
 '''Chris''': Hm. Yeah, but I mean, still, that's Hollywood magic, you know, that's, you know, the people, the actors in those movies are still, are still alive and well, they just... 
 '''Alec''': Oh, well, right, I forgot, because comic characters are real people and apparently I'm guilty of, of multiple homicide now? Chris, you, remember when you killed Simonla because we strong-armed you into it, because you refused to do it willingly? Are you guilty of homicide now? Because you killed Simonla? 
 '''Chris''': No, actually, that would, actually, you could blame the Voltorb that was placed by the toilet, placed by the toilet that exploded. Because the Voltorb exploded, it blew up the... 
 '''Alec''': Chris, you drew the Voltorb. You drew the Voltorb! Chris, you knew Simonla was going to die! You knew there was going to be a Voltorb there and you did nothing to stop it! You are an accessory to murder! Who cares if someone else placed it? You knew, of course you knew she was going to die because I've been telling you for weeks to kill her. 
 '''Chris''': You're, you're, well, read, yeah, well, read the pages after I put 'em, after I put 'em all up and you will see that there is, that there was, that it wasn't preventable. That there was a way that, it could not have been prevented. You will find out. 
 '''Alec''': Okay, um... Did you see my page where [[Son-Chu]] killed himself? Did you see how depressed he was? I couldn't have prevented that. Sometimes people are so depressed that you just can't reach them. And it's tragic but, you know, sometimes people commit suicide because they believe there's just no way out for them. 
 '''Chris''': I have a question for you. 
 '''Alec''': Oh? 
 '''Chris''': You said you like Sonichu. 
 '''Alec''': Yeah. 
 '''Chris''': Why did you make him, why did you draw him killing himself? 
 '''Alec''': Soni- 
 '''Chris''': If you liked him you would not have done that! 
 '''Alec''': I didn't draw Sonichu killing himself. I said Son-Chu, your car, your... I don't want to say "Autobot" 'cause that's trademarked, but... 
 '''Chris''': Okay, well, it's, excuse me, well, I misunderstood. Well, yeah, that was, that was wrong. I mean, that was like you're killing my vehicle, it's like you're making me have to pay, like... 
 '''Alec''': [''cutting off Chris's demented babble''] No, Chris, I didn't kill your, I didn't kill him. He committed suicide. He was depressed because he had a name that he hated, and all the other Autobots made fun of him. 
 '''Chris''': Yeah, the Autobot, the Autobots do not make fun of each other for their names. 
 '''Alec''': No, they make fun of Son-Chu. Chris! Look at what he says in that page! He says that he hates his name because it's not a strong, manly Autobot name. Why would he lie? 
 '''Chris''': Well, it's only because you're, you're putting... 
 '''Alec''': He had nothing to lie about, he had nothing to lose. He was gonna kill himself. 
 '''Chris''': Yeah, well, I did not, I'm not the one that drew, that drew my car, my Autobot, to say that. I did not. You did that, pretending to be me, in a sense. 
 '''Alec''': I wasn't pretending to be you. 
 '''Chris''': You were pretending to be... 
 '''Alec''': Chris, look up at the page. Do you see on the comic page where it says "Copyright 2010 Alec Benson Leary"? I'm pretty sure that shows that I was not pretending to be you. 
 '''Chris''': Yeah, well, still, you have no right, you have no right in killing a character that was originally mine, and that I have never said, have never said personally, had died. When a character dies, I will let every, I will let everybody know myself. Anybody else who, who makes up, who says outside of my jurisdiction, it's just a whole bunch of bogus baloney. 
 '''Alec''': Well, maybe I can say it's a parody, and that'll make it okay, right? If Sonichu Revolution is a parody? Would that be okay? 
 '''Chris''': Yeah. 
 '''Alec''': It would? 
 '''Chris''': I would accept that, yeah. And plus, don't make them so big. Maybe like three quarters of the current size, three quarters. 
 '''Alec''': No. Nah. Then no one can read the text. I'm not gonna make it smaller, it's kinda hard to read the text already. 
 '''Chris''': You should have those pages on your Asperpedia! People could just go over there and read them for themselves. 
 '''Alec''': Um, but the whole point of Sonichu Revolution is to make up for your lack of updates. Why would I put it on my Asperpedia? That defeats the purpose. I, I'm... 
 '''Chris''': But, but you're just... 
 '''Alec''': I'm keeping the fans there for you, Chris! 
 '''Chris''': Because you're drawing... 
 '''Alec''': You could thank me once. 
 '''Chris''': Because you're drawing those pages, not me. 
 '''Alec''': Yeah, that's right, I'm drawing the pages. You're not drawing anything. Or you say you are, but we have no proof. 
 '''Chris''': I am, I, you're wrong, I have been drawing the pages, and I have been coloring them. 
 '''Alec''': But you're not uploading them. 
 '''Chris''': Because I have, because I'm too busy working on the, working on coloring after I have drawn them all up! And plus, I have real life things, like I have to go hang, like I have to hang out with my family. I have errands to run... 
 '''Alec''': [''cutting him off''] Chris! Take a guess, right, I want you to guess... 
 '''Chris''': And plus... 
 '''Alec''': Between, Chris, no, Chris! I want you to guess, between one and 10, how many hours did I spend in school yesterday? Take a guess, right now. 
 '''Chris''': How many hours you spent in school yesterday... 
 '''Alec''': Yes. 
 '''Chris''': The average of 10. 
 '''Alec''': That's right. I spent 10 hours in school yesterday. I also uploaded a page of Sonichu Revolution yesterday. 
 '''Chris''': [''heavy sigh''] Well, what about your job? You have your job as well. 
 '''Alec''': Yeah. What about my job? I upload pages while I have a job and school. So what about my job? 
 '''Chris''': Yeah, well, you got all your, you're spending your time there as well. 
 '''Alec''': Yes, that's correct. 
 '''Chris''': Uh, okay, well, I admit, I'm not sure really what the point I was trying to make there, I lost my train of thought. [''Yeah, we guessed that, Chris.''] 
 '''Alec''': Okay, well, yeah. It's true that, yes, I spend a lot of time in school, and a lot of time at my job. And I, you know, and I have errands too. Not really for my family, I don't live with my family, but I do errands on my own. 
 '''Chris''': Yeah. Alright. Well, okay, well... 
 '''Alec''': How much time... You've mentioned that several times, that you have to run errands for your family. Like, what do you have to do for them? What did you do yesterday? What... How... Like, are they having you break rocks with sledgehammers or something all day? Because you say it's like some huge, serious thing. 
 '''Chris''': Yeah, well, they're old. I have to do chores for them. I have to do chores for them around the house. Like I had to even, I even shoveled snow to get the, to get the, to make a path for them and get the cars out. And my, and my car, it was stuck in, two front tires were stuck in their own dug grooves, and we finally, and finally got the car out of those two grooves today. 
 '''Alec''': So you've been working on that solid, non-stop, just digging your car out? I mean... I live in Minnesota, you know, we get some bad snowstorms sometimes, and my car will just get completely buried in snow. And it might take me, like, in the worst-case scenario of storms, it might take me half an hour to dig enough snow out for my car to move. We usually don't get that much snow, though. 
 '''Chris''': Hm. 
 '''Alec''': You said some chores around your house, too, like besides shoveling. What else do you have to do? 
 '''Chris''': I clean the kit-, I clean the kitchen, I do the, I vacuum, I move stuff around, I clean the bathroom as well, I do a lot of things around the house. 
 '''Alec''': You kind of sound like you're talking to someone who has not seen that video tour of your house right now. And I want to let you know that I actually have seen it, so I'm pretty sure... [''Alec is interrupted by numerous beeps, as if Chris or Alec is pressing buttons on their phone.''] Chris, can you hear me? Hello? Chris, are you pressing buttons? [''The beeping ends, a long silence follows.''] 
 '''Chris''': Hey, Alec? 
 '''Alec''': Hey, hey Chris, did we get disconnected there? 
 '''Chris''': Yeah, 'fraid we did. It happens to me, between me and my, uh, gal-pal as well, in our conversations sometimes. Reception goes bad during this time of night. 
 '''Alec''': Oh, okay. Well, uh, glad I got you back. Okay, well, we were talking about, uh, the chores you need to do, I think, in your house. So you're saying you clean your house up? 
 '''Chris''': Yeah. 
 '''Alec''': Uh, okay, um... Have you cleaned your, cleaned your room at all? 
 '''Chris''': Yes, I do clean my room. 
 '''Alec''': Mmm, how much do you clean it? 
 '''Chris''': I clean my room like once a week. 
 '''Alec''': Really. 
 '''Chris''': Yeah. 
 '''Alec''': O-kay. So, how long does it take when you do that? Because if you do that once a week, that's just, like, maintenance, shouldn't take too long. 
 '''Chris''': It takes like two hours. 
 '''Alec''': Two hours. Okay. 
 '''Chris''': Yes. 
 '''Alec''': Um... How long does it take you to clean the rest of the house? 
 '''Chris''': It takes me, it pretty much takes me one to two hours per room. 
 '''Alec''': Hm. Okay. Like, what do you do when you clean? What specific stuff do you do? 
 '''Chris''': I move this, I move stuff around, I take the vacuum cleaner, I vacuum, I take, I scrub the floors with 409 and paper towels. It's really hard work, back-breaking! 
 '''Alec''': Back-breaking. 
 '''Chris''': Yes. My back hurts. 
 '''Alec''': I hope you don't mean... Your back hurts from cleaning? 
 '''Chris''': Yeah, after extensive long time, I mean, sure. 
 '''Alec''': I thought you, I thought you were strong, Chris. 
 '''Chris''': Yeah, I am strong. 
 '''Alec''': Why would your back just... How strong are you? Like... Because it seems the videos... 
 '''Chris''': Believe me, I'm very strong. Believe me, I'm very strong. 
 '''Alec''': Really. Like... Uh... 
 '''Chris''': Anybody, anybody, anybody will tell you that, like, yeah, they, they just feel like they break their backbones after, after a very extensive time scrubbing the floors, getting up and down, as well. 
 '''Alec''': You should get a Swiffer. Swiffer Wet-Jet, because then you can stand while you're scrubbing the floor. I use it, it's really useful. 
 '''Chris''': Hm. 
 '''Alec''': It's quick, too. 
 '''Chris''': Well, we don't have it, we don't have that here. 
 '''Alec''': Huh. Maybe you could sell some of those video games like I was talking about. Then you could afford one. Have you thought at all about selling any more of your, your games, Chris? Because... 
 '''Chris''': No, I have no plans, I have no plans of that at the moment. 
 '''Alec''': Why would you want to hold on to video games that you don't play anymore? 
 '''Chris''': I do play them, when I feel nostalgic... 
 '''Alec''': ALL of them? Chris, you've got... How many hundreds of games do you have? And you play all of them regularly? Is that what you're telling me? 
 '''Chris''': [''pause''] Regularly, like... Yeah. Every, like, uh, I'd say, yeah, on a regular basis I do. 
 '''Alec''': Every single one. 
 '''Chris''': Yeah! 
 '''Alec''': That must take, that must take a lot of time. 
 '''Chris''': [''pause''] Yeah. 
 '''Alec''': Is video-game-playing back-breaking too? Just out of curiosity? I wouldn't think it would be. 
 '''Chris''': Uh, no, but it's one way for me to relax after I, after I have done the work of cleaning the room. Or shoveling the snow in the yard. 
 '''Alec''': Okay, but you only clean once a week, and shoveling, that doesn't happen all the time. I know Virginia got a snowstorm recently, right, but that was kinda like a one-time thing. 
 '''Chris''': That's, well, okay, well, just to correct you, I was not talking about cleaning period once a week, we're talking about cleaning my room once a week. And, and then, we have other, then, it's like, on another day I'll clean up the kitchen, and on another day I'll clean up the living room, on another day I'll clean up the, I'll clean up my parents' bedroom... 
 '''Alec''': Chris, I've seen the video tour of your house. 
 '''Chris''': That's like, that was, that was like, that was like over, that was like over a year ago. 
 '''Alec''': Over a year ago. You really... You should film a new tour, then, actually, because people still think that your house is, you know, a mess like that. 
 '''Chris''': I'll think, well, I'll consider that. 
 '''Alec''': You really should, you know. It would be a good idea. Chris, here's, okay, here's what I don't get about you. There are so many things, like, you know, if your house is clean, you could just make a video and show people that. And if you've really been working on the pages, you could just upload them. And if, you know, if you wanted to prove to people that you have Nintendo's permission to use Pikachu, shit like that, you could just show them the letter that Nintendo sent you, that gives you permission. Why do you, why do you take the hard way through everything? Why do you want to keep receiving, you know, demands and questions about this and that subject when one little action on your part could just stop all of it? 
 '''Chris''': Because for me it's not all that easy. 
 '''Alec''': What's not easy about it? Like, okay, the Nintendo... 
 '''Chris''': Because, I'll, I'll just, also my father's still very angry at me for doing the video touring the house over a year ago. And he's making me all mad, he's very angry... 
 '''Alec''': Why, why, why was he angry about it? Just refresh my memory. 
 '''Chris''': It's like an invasion of privacy? 
 '''Alec''': How is it an invasion? You live there, I mean, it's your house, if you choose to upload a video, that's not an invasion of privacy. If you try to videotape people without their consent, that would be an invasion of privacy. But I don't think your parents were in that video. 
 '''Chris''': You don't, you don't, you don't understand, I, and I forget all of the details my father said, but he's still very angry at me for doing, for having done that. 
 '''Alec''': Alright, well, I guess if you say he's angry then okay, that's that, but... Um, what about, um... Well, like the Nintendo thing. Couldn't you... Did Nintendo, like, write you a letter saying, you know, yes, go ahead and use Pikachu? Couldn't you just scan that and show that to people? 'Cause everybody... 
 '''Chris''': I misplaced the letter. 
 '''Alec''': You mis-, you misplaced it? 
 '''Chris''': I misplaced the letter. Yeah. 
 '''Alec''': That seems like a really important thing, how could you misplace that? And if you clean your house so regularly, I mean, it seems like you would find things that you had lost regularly. 
 '''Chris''': Yeah. It takes, yeah, moving, moving stuff, if I had, I had, I regularly look at stuff, and that, and it got misplaced that way. 
 '''Alec''': I'm sure you could just actually call up Nintendo, because... I mean, that would be... You know, the legal department of a company keeps records of everything they do. They would be happy to just fax you or send you another copy of the letter. 
 '''Chris''': I'll keep that in mind. 
 '''Alec''': Businesses lose papers sometimes, and you know, that's why there's redundancy, that's why. And not only your fans, you know, but if you showed that letter publicly, then I couldn't demand that you admit Sonichu's a doomed franchise, now, could I? You wouldn't, you wouldn't even have to do the reboot? I mean, think about it. If either you, you know, reboot your entire comic that you've been working on for 10 years, that's one choice, or your other choice is, you just call up Nintendo and ask them to send another letter, and show it to everyone. 
 '''Chris''': Alright. 
 '''Alec''': Destroy 10 years of personal hard labor, or show a letter. 
 '''Chris''': Alright, well, I will think, I will, I will look, I will look into that later. 
 '''Alec''': Um, okay. Um, this is reminding me of... In your recent, where you started updating the Mailbags again, um... Let me take a look at a Mailbag, because I don't remember the exact phrase, but... You responded with kind of a stock phrase to a lot of letters. Let's see here. Um, where is it. Ah! "Your letter has been read fully and your thoughts have been in-pyoo-ted..." I guess inputted. "And accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts." Chris, you spend even less time responding to these e-mails than you do normally. What's up with that? 
 '''Chris''': Okay, for your information I actually read, I actually read and re-read each letter before I make a final response. 
 '''Alec''': But your final response is, is not thought out at all. See, this is kind of an interesting parallel to your comic work, because you say, you say that you... 
 '''Chris''': Yeah, yeah, well, there are points where, there are points, there are points where I don't... 
 '''Alec''': [''trying to interrupt''] Chris, Chris, Chris. CHRIS. CHRIS! Let me talk, and don't interrupt, alright? I will let you speak after I finish this sentence. This is how it goes. One person speaks, the other person responds, the first person is... Okay. Um, you say that you spend a lot of time "reading and re-reading" and really considering the letters, but when it comes time for the final step, which is, you know, the response, you don't really put any effort into that. And that's an interesting parallel to your comics, because you say you spend a lot of time drawing and coloring and, you know, preparing your pages, but that final step, uploading them, you don't put any effort into that. So it seems... It kind of sounds like you go 90 percent of the way, but you don't actually finish that crucial last 10 percent. And just to let you know, people are mad about this stock response that you made. 
 '''Chris''': Well, when it comes to the Mailbag, it's just that, you know, even after re-reading it, I still cannot, I still could not come up with an appropriate response. So I had to go with a neutral response. 
 '''Alec''': Why... What do you mean, you can't come up with a... There's a lot of different subjects to these letters, and you give the same neutral response to every one. Are you telling me that all of these subjects, you really can think of absolutely nothing? 
 '''Chris''': There are a few subjects on which I come up blank! Yes. I'll admit that. 
 '''Alec''': Okay. Um... Like... Um, someone wrote you a letter about your comments about homosexuals being bigoted and offensive, and you gave the stock response to that. Um, that seems like a huge Achilles' heel with you, is if people mention the word "homosexual." Your mind goes blank. 
 '''Chris''': Well, yeah, of course, I could not think of an appropriate response to that letter. 
 '''Alec''': "Your comments..." I'm reading the letter right now. "Your comments on homosexuals are bigoted and offensive. You want them to die in explosions. You want a vaccine for them, just because they tick you off..." Um, the last two parts, those are actually very clear questions, as far as I can see. Like, if someone asked me those questions... If someone asked me, "Do you want homosexuals to die in explosions?" I would tell them, "No." If someone asked me, "Do you want a vaccine for them just because they tick you off?" I would explain, "No, homosexuals don't actually tick me off, and I would never want to vaccinate them." I just came up with that right now. That would be my response if such a question was asked of me. And that's not even that long of a response. You don't need a page worth of response. 
 '''Chris''': Yeah, plus, plus I perceived that, because I perceived those statements as insults, and... 
 '''Alec''': Oh, so we're back to everything is an attack on you, this... Remember when you thought that my ads were an attack on you? So now someone... So, so you thought my ads were an attack on you, now this homosexual thing, um, you've made plenty of offensive comments about homosexuals, which they could, and plenty have interpreted as attacks by you. And so when someone asks you about them, how is that an attack on you? 
 '''Chris''': They said when I, it was an e-mail, and that's in that where you just read about it, they called me bigoted. 
 '''Alec''': That's because you are bigoted. You want... 
 '''Chris''': I am not bigoted. 
 '''Alec''': You hate homosexuals. How many, how many times... 
 '''Chris''': I actually said that, actually I have, actually, thanks to Jack Thaddeus I recently, I have, I actually see them in a more positive light! It was, I think it was... 
 '''Alec''': Is that the same Jack Thaddeus that is an evil villain, that does underhanded deals for ad space? 
 '''Chris''': What? 
 '''Alec''': Well, you kinda flip-flop a lot. No, forget what I said. Um... 
 '''Chris''': Uh, well, well, for your information, though, specifically, Jack Thaddeus has told me about, uh, homosetts-, about homosexuals from his point of view and how that they would never, they would never make any actions towards me because I'm not even try-, I'm not even that attractive to him. 
 '''Alec''': You know, Chris... 
 '''Chris''': Attract him. 'Cause he's a homosettsual. 
 '''Alec''': Uhh-huh. You know, um, I've actually been hit on, I've been hit on by homosexuals, once in a while. It happens to me in my life. 
 '''Chris''': Oo-kay. 
 '''Alec''': It's, I never got ticked off by it, I never saw it as offensive. I mean, I'm, I'm not gay, so I wouldn't really be interested, but if, if someone, man or woman, thinks I'm attractive, then, you know, well, it's flattering. Even if I'm not interested. Why would you think it's an attack if a gay person finds you attractive? I take it as a compliment that people think I'm attractive. 
 '''Chris''': Hm. Well, it's, yeah, well, still, I mean, if I was, well, okay, well, if a homosexual came up to me and flirted with me like that, I wouldn't, uh, no, no, I would let them know that, no... 
 '''Alec''': That you're not interested? 
 '''Chris''': And, yeah, I cannot accept your, I cannot accept that because I'm not interested, I am straight, nnn... 
 '''Alec''': Okay, well, that's... 
 '''Chris''': And then leave it at that. 
 '''Alec''': That sounds, yeah, that sounds like a good... 
 '''Chris''': And then, then, if the, and then if the guy continued to, continue on like that after the warning, then I would get really mad. 
 '''Alec''': Well, that's understandable. And you know what? That happens, not just with gay people. I mean, straight people, plenty of straight people have trouble getting a hint. I mean, you know, guys, all the time, there are guys who, you know, hit on a girl, and she says, "No, thank you, I'm not interested", and they just keep pressing the point. Overstepping their boundaries. Trying to hold their hands, things like that. That is... You know, in a situation like that, it's perfectly acceptable to get offended if they don't respect, er, if they don't respect your, um, your decline. Your negative response. You see? Um, but I... When, when did you talk to Jack about this, this homosexual thing? When did you have that conversation? 
 '''Chris''': It was about, it was like over a, it was like over a week ago. 
 '''Alec''': When did you answer Mailbag 52? Pretty sure it was less than a week ago, wasn't it? Because if your issues with homosexuals are resolved now, then why couldn't you offer a simple response to that? Okay, here's what you could have said. Um... Well, just to be clear, do you still want a vaccine for homosexuals? 
 '''Chris''': [''long pause''] Uh, I'm sorry, I did not understand, I do not understand that. Could you repeat that please? 
 '''Alec''': [''slowly this time''] Do you want to create a vaccine to eliminate homosexuality? 
 '''Chris''': [''another pause''] Hmm... 
 '''Alec''': Do you understand that? 
 '''Chris''': Honestly... Yeah, okay, yeah, I understood that. So yeah, you're asking me that right now. Or are you, or are you just, I mean, uh, okay. 
 '''Alec''': Yeah, I am asking you right now. 
 '''Chris''': Okay. [''pause''] In an attempt to make a better world, a better world, I would support it. I would support that. 
 '''Alec''': Oooo-kay, so, when you said that you don't have problems with gays anymore, that wasn't actually true. Chris, well, like I said, I'm not gay, but I have a number of gay friends, um, a few family members that are gay, and it's part of who they are. That's part of their identity. Why would you want to take that away from them? What, what about removing homosexuality would make the world a better place? [''exasperated sigh''] It shouldn't be that hard, Chris, because you already, um, established a predicate that "no gays equals the world is a better place." So, having said that, that must mean that you do have an idea of how the two things are connected. 
 '''Chris''': Uh... Well, what two things? 
 '''Alec''': Chris, do you... Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? Chris, you said, you said "no gays equals the world is a better place." That, "no gays" is point one. That connects to "world is better," point two. How do those connect? What is... Yeah. 
 '''Chris''': Ah, okay, okay, okay, okay, well, yeah, okay, now I get it, I mean, it's just that, you know, uh, I'm getting an incoming call right now, and, uh, taking it will interrupt this conversation... 
 '''Alec''': Well, you should probably ignore it. Yeah. Um, so please... 
 '''Chris''': It's like, hard to, though, it cancels, it cancels your, it cancels your vocal input out at that point when the... 
 '''Alec''': Well, did you... Yeah. Did you hear my point, though? Please explain how no gays equals world's better. 
 '''Chris''': [''long pause''] You know, okay, well, I'm not necessarily saying... I'm not saying that as in reference to them as people. I'm saying that in reference, and like... 
 '''Alec''': Well, removing, removing homosexuality equals a world better. Explain that. 
 '''Chris''': Because there will be less risk of those people going to hell. 
 '''Alec''': Hell? 
 '''Chris''': Yeah. When they die. 
 '''Alec''': What do you... Oh, you mean instead of heaven? 
 '''Chris''': Yeah. 
 '''Alec''': So you're saying gay people go to hell? Um, so are you, you're a Christian, then? If you believe that? 
 '''Chris''': Yeah. 
 '''Alec''': What, um, like... You know, it's been a while since I've read a Bible, where in the Bible is that whole gays-go-to-hell thing? 
 '''Chris''': It's implied within parts of the Bible. 
 '''Alec''': Well, it's, understandably it's implied in parts of the Bible, I'm asking where. I'm not a Christian, so I don't have to read the Bible, but you're a Christian, when's the last time you read the Bible? 
 '''Chris''': Yeah, I have read the Bible, but... 
 '''Alec''': You're sitting here judging people based off their sexuality without even knowing, like, you know, what parts of the Bible... Hey, hey, um, you know what else the Bible condemns? Black magic. 
 '''Chris''': [''long pause''] So? 
 '''Alec''': How many times have you tried to curse people? Cursing is black magic. [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]? 
 '''Chris''': Yeah. I get it. It get, I get what you're saying right now. 
 '''Alec''': So you're going to hell, right? 
 '''Chris''': [''heavy sigh''] Well, I'm making, I'm making atones for that. 
 '''Alec''': Uhhhh...are you? Really? 
 '''Chris''': Yeah. 
 '''Alec''': Well, you... I asked you to give Mao a Forgiveness Blessing, that was the most lackluster one I've ever seen you do. Do you believe that black magic, uh, works, Chris? 
 '''Chris''': There's a po-, there's a chance that it can, but... 
 '''Alec''': Um, not if you're Christian. Because the Christian God says that all magic and supernatural stuff that doesn't come from God is false. 
 '''Chris''': [''sigh''] Hm. I, I have no comment to that. 
 '''Alec''': Okay, well, um... Let's go back to the gay thing, because, you know, we've established that you don't really know a whole lot about the religion you claim to believe in. 
 '''Chris''': [''sigh''] 
 '''Alec''': So I would, I would, um, when you're in the absence of important information like that, I would think, just go with what you know. Go with what you see. And by that I mean, you know, you've never been attacked by a homosexual, they've never done anything evil to you. 
 '''Chris''': [''pause''] Actually, yes, I was abused by one! A homosexual principal at my elementary school, slapped me on his lap, said some offensive, said some offensive things to me, and I felt uncomfortable, so I jumped off his lap and hid under his desk. 
 '''Alec''': What did he say to you? 
 '''Chris''': I don't 'member, I don't remember what he said to me, but they were offensive. 
 '''Alec''': Um, so... Okay, well, there are bad gay people, just like there are bad straight people. Um... So, one gay person did something bad to you that you don't really remember, therefore all gay people are going to hell? Is that the logic you're doing there? 
 '''Chris''': Uhh, more or less. 
 '''Alec''': How many... Okay, so, I should condemn all straight people because you've been horrible to me. You've said a lot of bad things to me, you've threatened me. Maybe, or, not just straight, maybe I should condemn autistic people, because you identify with autism a lot and you've been a very bad person in most of our dealings. 
 '''Chris''': Hmm. 
 '''Alec''': Are all autistic people, um, really selfish and demanding and... 
 '''Chris''': [''sigh''] No. Not all of them are. 
 '''Alec''': But all homosexuals are bad? Because you had one bad experience? That's a double standard. 
 '''Chris''': Okay, well, I, okay, well, okay, well, they're all not. [''sigh''] 
 '''Alec''': Well. You know, I'll wait to see if you really stick to that belief or not, I guess. I mean, I guess it's good that you're saying it now, but... Why do you sigh so much? 
 '''Chris''': Well, I'm a little tired right now. I had to, I actually cleaned more, I cleaned the kitchen again today. 
 '''Alec''': Don't you usually stay up to like 4:00 A.M. or something, you said? This is kinda like the middle of the day for you, isn't it? 
 '''Chris''': No, this is not the middle of the day for me, this is the middle of the night for me. 
 '''Alec''': But... Okay, you said you sleep until like noon, right? And then you stay up 'til like three or four at night. That's kind of a, that's a really weird schedule, by the way. 
 '''Chris''': Yeah, but actually, late-, actually I am, I'm mostly going to bed before midnight and I get up at like 9:00 A.M. 
 '''Alec''': Oh. Well. I actually go to bed, like, around 11, so I'm closer to my bedtime than you are to yours, but I feel fine. We all get tired, but... 
 '''Chris''': Yeah. 
 '''Alec''': Yeah. 
 '''Chris''': Anyway... 
 '''Alec''': Um, what do you think of... Let's see here... 
 '''Chris''': [''sigh''] 
 '''Alec''': [''long pause''] Um, oh, here's another good question. When someone asked you about the Mailbag that you fabricated, and you gave them that stock response again. I just, I really want to see you actually... My, my main goal right now is I want to see you put real effort into your Mailbags. 
 '''Chris''': I will... I put as much effort as I could, but it's, you know, sometimes I do come up blank, and that cannot be helped. 
 '''Alec''': Chris, you're... I know you've said plenty of times, you're a pretty smart guy, right? 
 '''Chris''': Yeah, but sometimes I'm, sometimes I'm slow. 
 '''Alec''': Why? 
 '''Chris''': It just happens! I don't know why. It's my head. I'm not a psychiatrist. A psychologist. 
 '''Alec''': You don't have to be a... You... You remember that Mike Jackson memorial e-mail you got here? You used the copy-and-paste response on that too. 
 '''Chris''': [''heavy sigh''] Yeah, well, I didn't know who that was, I didn't realize that that was the, uh, that was a guy that, that went out, and that moved out when their, the prostitute did. Lose him. And I apologize... 
 '''Alec''': I thought that you, I thought that you said that you spent a lot of time reading and carefully re-reading these e-mails. How do you not know the basics of what it's about? 
 '''Chris''': Well, I miss a detail or two sometimes, it happens to a lot! 
 '''Alec''': You missed all the detail, Chris! You missed all the detail. 
 '''Chris''': I mean, I thought they were talking about Michael Jackson, the pop star. 
 '''Alec''': Maybe if you'd read the e-mail you would've, you know, seen that that wasn't the case? Did you even look at that memorial? Chris, do you... 
 '''Chris''': I can say I have not looked... I did not... 
 '''Alec''': Chris, why do you not put effort into anything? 
 '''Chris''': [''sudden anger''] I do put effort in every-, in everything! 
 '''Alec''': Everything?! No! I told you that your website was going to get taken down because of a lawsuit over a stolen character, and you did nothing. I tell you you gotta upload pages and you do nothing. I tell you you gotta respond... 
 '''Chris''': I am, I am working on the pages... 
 '''Alec''': But you don't upload them! 
 '''Chris''': Yes I will, yes I do, and I will! 

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==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?2dmiegjiyzd The original audio]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxfkNdoV3fM Youtube version: part 1]
[[Category:Phone calls]]

Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8

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The Community Portal is designed to be a public forum to discuss CWCki related affairs for site wide concerns, policy, that sort of thing.

Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:

[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 2]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 3]]

== Welcome to the future ==

Welcome to the glorious future of MediaWiki 1.15.1! MediaWiki 1.11 was really old and busted.

Here are some of the things people should be aware of:
* This version of MediaWiki uses a new markup parser. It's a ''stricter'' parser that works a little bit differently from the old one. Which incidentally means that if you have broken markup somewhere, it might have worked in previous version, but it doesn't work any more at all. You may see a lot of articles that have broken <center> tags. Make sure they're properly balanced!
* There are a few new features that we might put to good use. One is <nowiki>__HIDDENCAT__</nowiki>. You can use it to hide categories that are purely for ''editors,'' and don't actually have stuff that benefits ''readers''. For example, it's used in {{c|Stubs}} and {{c|Articles needing citations}} now.

I'll probably post more when I get inspired. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 12:19, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
: Some help needed at {{c|Templates}}. Some frequently used templates had consistently broken markup and have missing </center> tags. They also use <table> tags instead of MediaWiki table tags. Take a look at what I did at, say, [[:Template:Needs Images]] to see how to fix all of these, for the GLORIOUS FUTURE. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 12:37, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

===<nowiki><center></nowiki>===
I'm pretty sure the (center) thing comes when people put a <nowiki>{{quote}}</nowiki> inside a <nowiki><center></center></nowiki> tag; quote has its own center tags included, so when MediaWiki parses them both you get two open tags and two close tags. One of the open tags, then, is rendered as text. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 01:10, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
*Problem can also be avoided by changing the 'center' tag on [[Template:Quote]] to CSS; I'll look at it later. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 14:59, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
:*That's more difficult than I expected... looks like '''<nowiki>{{quote}}</nowiki>''' is going to remain cludgey for the time being, until somebody more patient/learn'd than I takes a crack at it. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 01:30, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

===Broken refs===
Similar issue: Some articles may use <nowiki><ref></nowiki> tags without corresponding <nowiki><references/></nowiki>. Previous version was silent about this, but new version puts a giant big red warning in the end of the articles. If you see it, please add a source section! --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 14:48, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

==Chris and/New pages==
There's a lot of newfags, which isn't a bad thing but I think some people who decided to get into editing CWCki since we moved to the new server and who really haven't gotten a feel of how we do things around here. For starters, a lot of people want to start making pages which can be alright, but the problem is that they really don't get when a new page is warranted and when it's not. Particularly, it seems like the "Chris and" series is drawing a lot of attention to this regard.

For starters, let's discuss the "Chris and" series of articles. I think I might have actually come up with it, now that I think about it, mimicking how CWCkipedia might have an article like "x and y" to discuss topics that are too in depth for the main subject article. For example, there might be an article called "Thomas Jefferson and slavery" to discuss his views on slavery since it's such a huge topic that can't reasonably fit in the main Thomas Jefferson article. Same deal here - we could in theory mention this shit on the [[Christian Weston Chandler]] article but that would be huge, especially for topics like [[Chris and sex|sex]]. It would be awkward to call something like "Chris and sex" just "sex" since people know what sex is, what they want to know is Chris's relationship to it.

I think the problem is that every single trait of Chris does not need a lengthy discussion unless it's very notable. Do we need a full page discussion that Chris isn't reliable when it can simply be said "Chris is not very reliable"? Likewise, there's a need for a degree of subjectivity - what is reliability? It's not like Chris sets any deadlines to make. Furthermore, not everything has to be "Chris and." As I said elsewhere, pretty much every article on here could be a "Chris and [x]" article. [[HOMOS]] could easily be "Chris and homosexuality." [[JERKS]] could be "Chris and men." [[Women's rights]] could be "Chris and feminism." Point is, not everything has to be "Chris and." For fuck's sake, be original. Think of a better name. For example, "[[Chris and facts]]" could easily be called "The world according to Chris." Unorthodox but more original.

About new pages in general, seriously, not every little thing about Chris deserves a page if it can be incorporated into existing pages. As long as it's mentioned somewhere, it's cool. Srsly.

Feel free to weigh in on this. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:26, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
:I like the Chris and: Series, I really do, but It's really only for things that play major, consistent roles in the bizarre story of Chris-Chan. Chris and writing is a good example. The way Chris writes is just so impossibly fucked up that it deserves more than just a single mention in the main chris article, but calling it just "Writing" is weird and awkward.
:I think some of these new articles could really go far. Chris and Authority seems like it could cover an awful lot, but people really need to draft their articles in their sandboxes or talkpages to show what they're aiming for instead of just making a page with the title and a half-paragraph.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:36, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
*I have a mind to try a 'Chris and competition' article. Covering not just in regards to how he feels entitled to win all competitions, thats covered in Chris and his ego. I was thinking also about how he views things that he dislikes negatively because he believes it competes with something he does approve of, Such as with the whole 'Aspergers vs Autism' fight that he seems to believe exists. Or his strange idea that Harry Potter sucks for competing with pokemon, even though Harry Potter is a book and movie series and pokemon is a game and anime series. I'm not too sure about whether or not to go ahead with it though. I think it may end up being rather small. Do you think I should go for it, or incorperate it into another article? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:12, 30 January 2010 (UTC)
:*I say go for it. It's one of those weird quirks (of Chris) that we don't really understand because we haven't taken much of alook at it. Maybe start with a thread on /cwc/ to get more ideas/opinions about these things before you start writing. There's also how Chris 'competes' against other boys in his fuck quest, that might already be covered elsewhere, but maybe you could go more in-depth. -[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 19:34, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

==Asperpedia==
[[User:Clydec|Clyde]] has started Asperpedia, the OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL wiki for [[Fan:Asperchu|Asperchu]], the electric hedgehog Pokemon with Asperger's syndrome. From what I've gathered from Clyde, it's going to be like a cross between CWCki and CWCipedia. As there's many gifted wiki editors here, I encourage all of you to help out there (particularly with uploading all the comic pages of Asperchu onto there).

Ideally, big things will come from this, wink wink stomp stomp nudge nudge. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:03, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
*I'm such a dumbass, here's the [http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Main_Page link]. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:13, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
**I lol'd--[[User:Toughdog6789|Toughdog6789]] 06:39, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

==Quality control jerkops==
I have just promoted [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] as the CWCki's first Quality Control Jerkop to patrol the CWCki to ensure high quality Bavarian standards for CWCki (i.e. pages don't suck). There will be a 30 day probationary period, ending 07 February 2010 so he will have to prove in that period he can help maintain high quality standards for CWCki.

CWCki strives itself on providing top notch info about Chris and the idea is that these new Jerkops will assist in making sure the CWCki doesn't suck and the information is accurate.

Godspeed to Griffintown and if you have concerns about article quality, be sure to mention it to him. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:44, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

:*I would like to thanks Champthon for the great mark of confidence he did to me by giving me the extra powers needed to keep this place clean. If any member of the CWCki community feels the need to discuss any of my decisions here, please leave me a message on my [[User talk:Griffintown|talk page]]. I am ready to listen to any comment that can make the CWCki site a better reference on everything Chris-Related. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:28, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

I have also promoted [[User:Dude|Dude]] (formerly [[User:Umad|Umad]]) to Quality Control. Same thing as Griffintown, same probationary period. That's it for Quality Control promotions at the moment and I'll review how they do at the end of their probationary period to see if they remain permanently. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:52, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Thank you very much. I have recently been occupying myself with formatting issues and finding homes for [[Special:UnusedFiles|Unused Files]] (thank my meticulous Swiss ancestors), but I will now start being more proactive with page organization and content as well. Please do not hesitate contact me with thoughts, questions, suggestions or critiques! --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 06:12, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

== Fixing internal links pointing to the old site ==

Apparently people used [http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Special:LinkSearch&target=http%3A%2F%2Fcogsdev.110mb.com%2Fcwcki%2F&namespace=0 tons of internal hard links to the old site]. Most of these are simply attempts to link at "tricky to link" entries, like categories and images. (Hint: You can make a link to a category or image if you prefix the link with a :, like <nowiki>[[:Category:Something|Category of Randomness]]</nowiki>.) The above link lists all such links in main namespace, which is pretty important. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 10:15, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

== Stuff that Chris didn't do ==

[[Chris and racism]] currently has a PROTIP that says that Chris never actually used the expression "darkies". It reminds me: Should we have some sort of list of stuff that's often ''attributed'' to Chris, but never happened in real life? (Some other examples that spring in mind: Chris hasn't used the word "niggos" regularly, and he didn't actually have 100% trophies in Sonichu 2006.) Or should we just have some template like the PROTIP template, like this...
{{Box
|title=<div style="text-align: left;">GET IT THROUGH YOUR DAMN FUCKING SKULL:</div>
|image=Furyofmywrath.jpg
|img_border=1px solid rgb(170, 170, 255)
|img_width=90
|img_height=90
|border=rgb(170, 170, 255)
|head_bg=rgb(170, 170, 255)
|bg=rgb(255, 255, 255)
|width=450
|color=rgb(0, 0, 0)
|text='''Chris never said or wrote "No darkies", nor has he ever used the word "darkie". That doesn't make him a non-racist, however.'''
}}
Ideas? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 19:26, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
*I actually like this a lot. This is a good thing for actual distributions to Chris. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:45, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
:*The protip thing, that is. It's kinda like a little "Did you know?" thing but should be restricted to common misconceptions about Chris (like the darkies thing). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:14, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
I think it needs the word INDIVIDUAL, for some reason. I think it's fine. Chris is a complicated animal and some of the more subtle things, like race relations, are open to misinterpretation. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 21:13, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

This is a most excellent idea. The template is catchy and allow proper info to flow through. I will use it in the future [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:20, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

== Unofficial Mailbag 41 project ==

I was originally going to have it so Chris would receive e-mails meant for Alec Benson Leary but instead, I did something more plausible by paying tribute to this [http://hrwiki.org/wiki/huttah! Strong Bad e-mail] by having every e-mail talk about Asperchu. Post e-mails in the same vein [[User:Champthom/Mailbag_41|here]] and I'll post them. '''Only rule is please, don't alter the first four e-mails.''' --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:02, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
*P.S. Deadline is like, in 24 hours. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:05, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

== DPF call? ==

So [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJgbVrFasxk these videos] have gotten some attention and it seems like the real deal. On the one hand, some of the people in the call seem like huge fags. On the other hand, there seems to be some nuggets of truth in it. So, should we make a page for this? Consider it "apocryphal?"? Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:41, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
*I can't listen to them right now, but I guess if an EDF idiot calls Chris and records it, it's our burden to transcribe it. Also, why the hell don't we have pages for Kacey Calls 2 and 3?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:56, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

== Suggestion: New category ==

Do you guys think that there should be a category for Chris-related media that has appeared publicly? By which I mean things like the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] or the [[McIntire Park]] video that appeared on TV. Basically, anything that's NOT exclusive to the internet. [[User:Tyranogre|Tyranogre]] 22:01, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
* The two radio shows that featured him could go in that category too, if they had their own page. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 22:29, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Actually, there was a 3rd radio show on satellite that mentioned him. -[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 19:40, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
**Got it started. I also added the articles that were printed in Nintendo Power, for good measure. [[User:Tyranogre|Tyranogre]] 23:44, 24 January 2010 (UTC)

== Mailbags vs Simple Questions ==

I think Clyde already made a suggestion along these lines weeks ago, but can't we just replace the mailbags with series of simple questions? Most letters in the mailbags either: (A) insult Chris such that he deletes him, or (B) mix easy and hard questions such that Chris answers the easy questions but conveniently ignores the hard ones. If we replaced (or supplemented) the mailbags with series of questions (and more focused ones than what we're sending now), we could actually get Chris to answer tougher questions. Plus, less reading for Chris = a quicker turn-around time for answers = more opportunities for us to interrogate Chris about specific subjects. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 02:31, 27 January 2010 (UTC)
*Clyde's original intent was to replace the Mailbag with the questions, hence why he wanted to phase out [[CWCki:Operation Mailbag|Operation Mailbag]]. Unfortunately, Mailbag is a popular feature on CWCipedia and it's more or less devolving into a way to troll Chris than to get genuine information from him. Difference approaches to trolling are at play, I'm afraid. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:52, 28 January 2010 (UTC)

== Links to articles in heading ==

I think other pages do this, but I know this is particularly the case in [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. I'm not sure if this is good wiki style, as generally a heading shouldn't have a link but rather have a "Main article" link - for instance, the subsection of Sonichu really should have a note that says "Main article: Sonichu" for those who wish to delve into Sonichu. However, we can if we truly want to keep it like it is, but as I've said, let's try and mimic good wiki style. Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:55, 28 January 2010 (UTC)

== Name for CWCki users? ==

Dumb thing to talk about, but any idea for a good term to describe CWCki users? Originally, "CWCkipedians" were used but that's confusing since there's now [[CWCipedia]]. "CWCki users" is used in some cases but it's a bit bland. CWCkians? CWCkifags? You people probably can come up with something better than I can. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:01, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
:CWCronologists. Christorians.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:52, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
*I like Christorians. We already use the term "Christory", so it makes sense to use this too. -[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 19:43, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
*I am sold to the "Christorians" term. So classy. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:07, 6 February 2010 (UTC)
== Today in Christory ==

You guys have really made a mess of the [[Template:Christory|Christory template]] in January! 20+ red links, I'm ashamed! Ofcourse, I'm partially to blame, but I was travelling and under stress and stuff, whilst all of YOU GUYS were playing with your xBoxes and wanking and doing the shit your kind tends to do. So, anyway, I just created all entries for February, but that doesn't mean you can slack off and ignore this again, you lazy editors! Whenever you find time just make a bunch of entries for march and beyong. Get it into your [[autism|routine]]. It's fun. Love and peace. [[Template:Christory]] :3 [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 01:48, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

== 500 intenal servic error. ==

I keep getting these when clicking links. Is this a problem on my end, or is the website having trouble or what?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:21, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
: It's the website's fault - sometimes the site is a bit flaky, especially if you hit potentially intensive operations like page history or RecentChanges. Just try again. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 11:21, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
:Getting the same. Just hit [back] and try again. lol, I got one trying to post this. -[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 19:45, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

== Suggestion: A Chris Inactivity Chart ==

Similar to the tracker on the front page for the comics, I think it would be nice to have a tracker for the days that Chris seemingly disappears off the face of the earth. Ever since things... escalated on his CWCipedia, he's been quieter than a North Korean dictator after a stroke. It might be nice just to have an official record of how long our glorious leader goes without making a statement to the masses. May I suggest "'''All Quiet on the Weston Front'''"?
-- [[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 08:35, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
:*I support this. Its a good idea for a main page feature and its a fairly good pun as well.--[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:08, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
:*Interesting idea, but it may be annoying to update it daily to show when Chris isn't inactive those times when he seems to update stuff every day. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:46, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
:*Even if I hated this idea, I would support it for the sake of the pun. (And I happen to love the idea.) [[User:Llort|Llort]] 20:58, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

==Quintin Tarantino==

Would anyone be up for an article comparing Chris to Tarantino? Both are insensitive plagiarist, I think something good could be done here.
*No. Sign your comments--[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 18:41, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

== Piping ==

Someone, do me a favor - take [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Piping this] and rework it to make it relevant to CWCki.

Seriously, I am tired of fucking shitty piping. "Lack of female companionship" should not pipe to [[Virginia is for Virgins]]. I would personally pipe it to "virgin with rage" or something like that. There's too much shitty piping going on and it needs to stop. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:04, 6 February 2010 (UTC)

== Special assignment ==

I have a special assignment for the CWCki for those who wish to accept it. Prerequisite is you have a LOT of free time.

AIM me or contact me in #sonichu (details on my [[User:Champthom|user page]]) for more information. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:32, 10 February 2010 (UTC)

===Announcement===

Since no one has risen to the challenge to be a temporary admin, instead I'll just say that until Tuesday, I'll be traveling and thus unable to monitor the CWCki. If there's some dispute how to do shit, sort it out amongst yourselves. If shit gets serious, then ask [[User:Cogsdev|Cogs]] or [[User:Clydec|Clyde]]. But ideally, I'm sure you're all big boys and girls and can sort things out yourself. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:27, 11 February 2010 (UTC)

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Sailor Moon Poster of Fail

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[[Image:Poster_of_Fail.jpg|thumb|Pedofork... Prism... Power!]]

Coerced into saying he was gay on [[YouTube]], [[Christian Weston Chandler]] employed several nonverbal clues to signal to his [[Trolls|fans]] that he was, in fact, straight. Among these was the '''Sailor Moon Poster of Fail''', which Chris later explained he looks at every night to help [[Fail|keep him straight]].

In typical lulzcow fashion, the revelation that he needed an object to remind him of his shaky (and possibly fictitious) heterosexuality only served to tarnish Chris's reputation even further. This is not the first time that Chris has referred to heterosexuality as a status he struggles daily to maintain, nor is this the first indication of his [[Kimmi|sick lust for anime girls]].

What is new is that of all the posters he could have chosen, Chris uses one that prominently features Chibi-Moon, [[Sailor Moon]]'s prepubescent [[crystal|daughter from the future]]. In short, he looks at a fetishized cartoon eight-year-old to reinforce his sexual appetites.

It also has to be noted that like many young [[anime]] females, Sailor Moon's future daughter is distinctly tomboyish in appearance, which only strengthens claims that he is a [[homos|homo]] [[pedofork]].

==Does it work?==
No.

==See also==
*[[Anime]]
*[[Homos]]
*[[Gaybian]]
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]
*[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009]]
*[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009]]
*[[Clyde Cash]]
*[[Julie]]
*[[Megan]]
*[[Sailor Megtune]]
*[[Sailor Moon]]
*[[Sex toys]]

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