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I AM STRONG

2010-06-04T16:34:23Z

OfficerBagget:

[[Image:Strong_Man.jpg|thumb|right|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES.]]

[[Image:Martinezstrong.jpg|thumb|right|Joshua Martinez is also STRONG (Gym equipment helps).]]

"'''11012009 I AM STRONG'''" is a video Chris uploaded on 1 [[November 2009]] in which he acts like he got muscles. (Spoiler: He [[fail]]s again.)

He also got a [[hair]]cut. [[Barbara Chandler|Chris's Mom]] decided to go with the "elderly lesbian" look, as opposed to Chris's recent [[For Chris II|middle-aged manchild]] look. Also, notice Chris's profuse [[Stress|sweating]]. For his sake, we can only assume that he's trying his best to speak like a professional wrestler, even though he ends up sounding like Kermit the Frog with a sore throat.

The purpose of this video is vague, though it is likely that this video is an attempt to scare [[Clyde Cash]], whom Chris thinks is scared of flexing and talking in a funny voice.

== Video ==

{{Infobox/video
| name = I AM STRONG
| video = {{#ev:youtube|9g5_CxoRtdI}}
| stardate = 1 November 2009
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}
| shirt = {{BlueLogoShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Greetings to Kacey's folks]]
| next = [[Twin Falling Towers]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[''Chris reaches away from the camera, as "Eye of the Tiger" begins to play. For several seconds, he flexes his jelly-like arms, grunting enthusiastically. He coughs briefly from the effort before launching into his rant.'']

[''Trying to sound tough; sounds more like Kermit the Frog''] You tink you're so tough...[[Clyde is Weaker than Water|you think you're so tough]], no you are not! You are weak!

[''Chris points at the camera mockingly, in the fashion of Hulk Hogan, a gesture he repeats throughout the video.'']

Dis battle is fer...this war is far from beyond over [[Clyde Cash|Mister Clyyyyyde]]! You got nothin'!

[''Chris holds out his fist, with the [[Amnyfest Ring]], in a menacing gesture.'']

YOU GOT NOTHIN'! You are weak and very powerless! I am the strong one! I AM STRONNNG! You back down! You...are a weakling! I AM THE STRONG BUFF ONE! GRRRRR! ARRRRRRR!

[''Chris returns to posing and grunting until the video concludes.'']

==See also==
*[[30 Push-Ups]]
*[[11042009 51 50‎|51 50]]
*[[Chris Loses It]]
*[[CWCFighter]]
*[[Power]]

==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcSV3GMNxBA I AM STRONG MAN], a prophetic fan music video from two days earlier (based on [[10112009]] and [[10122009]])

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Greetings to Kacey's folks]]|nextlink=[[Twin Falling Towers]]|}}
{{Troll Videos}}

{{Clyde Saga}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

File:Martinezstrong.jpg

2010-06-04T16:30:21Z

OfficerBagget:

File talk:JoshMartinez.jpg

2010-05-24T22:38:14Z

OfficerBagget:

Dude, where did you get this picture?

[[User:Famicon64|Famicon64]] 20:24, 18 May 2010 (UTC)

His Facebook, hes got a ton of other pics, this is just the most photogenic, the link to his account is here - http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=790355640#/profile.php?id=773325511&ref=ts
[[User:OfficerBagget|OfficerBagget]] 23:49, 18 May 2010 (UTC)

The link leads to a Facebook page for someone named Stephen DiPadova, but I still believe you that this is a picture of Josh, despite apparent signs of aging. [[User:Famicon64|Famicon64]] 15:13, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

Are you sure?, clicked on it myself and it links to 'Joshua Alba Martinez'

[[User:OfficerBagget|OfficerBagget]]

Yes I'm sure of it. If it does'nt pose a problem for you, then it's just me because I don't have a Facebook.

P.S.

Sorry about the delayed response.

[[User:Famicon64|Famicon64]] 22:14, 24 May 2010 (UTC)

ah, no worries, cos i do have facebook.
He has more pics, should i bother getting them? (e.g. one where he's in a gym with weights, could go into chris's strength related videos?)

[[User:OfficerBagget|OfficerBagget]] 23:49, 24 May 2010 (UTC)

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2010-05-22T01:56:52Z

OfficerBagget:

Some Favored Comedians

2010-05-20T22:11:25Z

OfficerBagget:

{{recent}}
[[Image:Chris gay trucker.jpg|thumb|right|]]
'''Some Favored Comedians''' (officially "'''Some Favored Comedians.MOV'''") is a 20 [[May 2010]] video where [[Chris]] bores his [[fanbase]] by discussing various comedians and Seth McFarlane. He reiterates his [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|dislike for the change in voice actors on The Cleveland Show]], does several terrible impersonations, and describes a scenario where Jerry Seinfeld meets him and does a stand up act about how [[Chris and ego|awesome]] it is to meet a [[Chris|retarded manchild]]. Chris seems to go out of his way to mention how much he doesn't [[racism|hate]] [[Chris and religion|Jews]] but gives no justification for his own indiscretions. Chris mentions that Larry the Cable Guy should be called Larry the Trucker Man and then switches, in an ADD kind of way, to Peter Cullen's voice acting [[Optimus Prime]].

Despite Chris being a critical and avid fan of The Cleveland Show, he consistently refers to [[Wikipedia:Reagan Gomez|Reagan Gomez]] as "Regina", quite possibly an artefact of his [[Autism]] for which he blames almost all of his shortcomings.
{{-}}

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Some Favored Comedians
| video = {{#ev:youtube|URLwUjuNJYM}}
| stardate = 20 [[May 2010]]
| subject = {{Rumours|text}}, {{Television|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = Sleeveless shirt with Denim coat
| previous = [[05142010]]
| next = Current
}}

==Transcript==
Ah, [[Captain's Log]], May 22nd- May 20th, 2010. I just uh, started up this video [''takes his glasses off''] to uh, give ya'll a little update about myself [''puts glasses back on, coughs'']. You know, I'm doing well, so's my [[snorlax|mom]], and for your information my [[Bob|father]] is alive and well so, that [[rumor]] is false. My father is alive and well.

Anyway uh, anyway with that I wanna talk about some of my favourite uh, comedy people. But uh, I'd like to start off with uh, prefrancing with uh, refrancing an old- a [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|past video of mine]], of which I have uh made the complaint about uh... [[Wikipedia:Reagan Gomez|Regina Gomez]] who plays [[Wikipedia:Nia Long|Nia Long]] on [[The Cleveland Show]]. I mean yeah that was definately like a trade down in comparison. [''Chris turns to his TV''] Let's go to a clip of Nia Long.

[''Clip of The Cleaveland Show plays - probably from [[Wikipedia:Da Doggone Daddy-Daughter Dinner Dance|Da Doggone Daddy-Daughter Dinner Dance]]'']

And then uh now, check out uh, Ragina Gomez in comparison.

[''Plays another clip from The Cleaveland Show - probably from [[Wikipedia:Once Upon a Tyne in New York|Once Upon a Tyne in New York]]'']

You see a difference? Big difference. Regina is a whiny voiced little brat, whereas uh Nia... [''turns to TV''] was a lot better. And uh, [''turns to camera''] an another reference, that was like uh, when they changed the voice- they changed the voice actress for [''turns to TV''] [[Family Guy|Megan Griffin]]. I mean, yeah here's the first voice. This is a [''unintelligable''] by the way.

[''Plays a clip from Family Guy'']

Yeah see well, this was a better change in comparison. You know, change it from... I forget her name... to [[Wikipedia:Mila Kunis|Mila Kunis]]. Whoops, I don't need that selected(?) [''mutters something'']. Here's Mila.

[''Plays a clip from Family Guy'']

Yeah big difference. Big difference between the uh, voice actressess you know. When they sw- they, did it from [[Wikipedia:Lacey Chabert|whoever she was]] to Mila Kunis, that was an improvement because, you know, maturing- the voice deepens naturally. Whereas The Cleveland Show switching from Ni- switching from Nia Long to Ragina Gomez. That's a trade ''down'' [''gestures and points down'']. I mean I- I gotta tell you my opinion [''removes glasses'']. It must have been like uh, Seth McFarlane and uh, Mike Henry musta had uh, too many drinks or somethin' to decide to uh, switch from Nia to Regina. Or a- or I don't know whether it's um, it was their decision or what Nia had in her head when sh- uh, when she left the show for that point.

[''Starts at 5:00'']
I like Jerry Sienfeld, he's a funny man. You know I would- you know I would definately like to see this, you know, even as a video response from Jerry Himself, his view on autis- on autistic people. Especially the high functioning autistics like myself, you know.

[''Stares into space, makes a creepy smile'']

And also, think about this, I probably sound like Jerry Sien- I probably sound like Jerry Sienfeld, you know? This could be a comedy routine for himself, you know, that he could do for autistics.

[''Pantomimes holding a mic, attempts to impersonate Jerry Sienfeld'']

Ah yeah, so I just recently been introduced to this uh, autistic, uh, boy- this autistic teenage boy here. And uh, and we sai- you know, I was introduced, so he opened up to me right away. And then I- and then- later, like I- later at this picnic, this community picnic, he uh, I see him- I see him over there and he wants to find- he wants to [[Fuck quest|meet himself a lady]], so he's hanging out over there. And I don't see him talking to the ladies, he just uh, he's just uh, smiling and being silent. I mean, he ain't gonna go anywhere unless he talks to- unless he talks to the but then again that's part of the autism right there. He just tends to blank out when he's not introduced to people. Because he's scared of the unknown. That's very common among the autistic people. And I'll tell you something else. Today's society where everybody is glued to their computers and internet and all that, they're definitely closing themselves off from society. It's like they're becoming autistics themselves. I mean, if they're definitely not glued infront of their computer they're definitely about as blank as that au- that little teenage boy was.

[''Pantomimes releasing mic, stares into space for a few moments.'']

Ehyeah, but anyway I would definitely like to hear Jerry Seinfeld's uh, opinions and views, or a comedy sketch about autistic people. Cuz I want to ask him about that. Oh yeah, also you know, another Jewish dude I like- that he strikes me as funny, Brad Garret, you know, from everybody loves Raymond, also doing the guy from till does actually he also starred in an episode of Seinfeld I read, where he steals Jerry's car. Still that does- that seems kind of dumb, you know. I even read that he tried- he tried out for Kramer, I mean, I mean he definitely would not have been- I do not know if he would be a better Kramer, I mean [''Voice changes''] "What are you looking at crazy?" I dunno. Ha, I mean,
[''Waves arms around''] "Who-whoop-whoop PIA! Yeah. Hi Jer!" [chuckles] Yeah I think uh, Brad Garrison is a little bit more subtle, but I like him too. You know. And I have nothing against [[Jews|Jewish people]], I mean there's people too, and I got nothing against Jewish community. I mean they have their views and we have our views, Let's leave it at that. I mean they're all- they're all- they're people we're people, [''face contorts with racism''] no problem.

I know I sent [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|crossed signals]] about that at past points.

[''Ends at 8:07'']

==References==
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[05142010]]|nextlink=Current}}
{{Captain's Log}}
[[Category:Captain's log entries| 2010-05-20]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

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2010-05-18T22:49:25Z

OfficerBagget:

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2010-05-18T22:49:07Z

OfficerBagget:

Megan Schroeder

2010-05-17T21:42:22Z

OfficerBagget: Added info from CWCipedia

{{quote|Ah, For Her I Would travel even A Thousand Miles, just to be with her. Fortunately, she lives only about one hour from my house, and I meet her once a week at a closer-to-home social. This feeling, It was, and still is, so pure and true, it was like as if I was Born to Love Her. When She Smiles, I feel like I'm Walking on Sunshine as I give my replying smile and gaze into her eyes. And her hair is the softest and most warm-tingling. Cloud Nine? I feel like I'm on Ten.|Christian, ''[[Story of My Current Days]]''}}

[[Image:Megan Schroeder.jpg|250px|right|thumb|Megan Schroeder]]

'''Megan Schroeder''' (born 23 July [[1986]]) was a friend, and maybe even what could be considered a true friend, of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s, who appeared in the scene in [[2005]] and cut off contact with Chris around [[2008]].

==Prologue==
{{main|Megan Emails, 2005-2006}}
{{See also|Megan Emails, Jan-July 2007}}
[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|Look at the fear in her eyes...]]

{{quote|During the late summer months, I picked up and started the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] [[Trading Card Game]] (it was around the time the movie came into theaters). One Saturday at the Game Place (Where I was also going for Pokemon TCG on Fridays), I met Megan and [[John's Custom Gundam|John Schroeder]]. At first I thought they were a couple but then they were just Sister and Brother. Over the months of getting to know Megan, I grew fond of her. Although at that time, and up to now, she wasn't interested in a lovely relationship. I've bided to her wishes and requests. I am truly fond of her, and I hope she will have a change of heart soon. She'll be turning 21 on July 23, 2007.|Christian, [[Yep, I'm on TV :)]]}}
{{clear}}

Megan is a typical ''truly'' [[boyfriend-free girl]]; asexual even, with a few eccentricities that Chris was more than happy to copy and fulfill, namely her fondness for [[My Little Pony]], [[Sailor Moon]], and using Chris like a debit card because she was too lazy to go on [[eBay]] herself.

Megan and Chris first met during the summer of [[2005]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] over a game of Yu-Gi-Oh!. The two apparently struck up a friendship of sorts. They had an obvious connection from the start, since they're both [[Wikipedia:NEET|NEET]]s, idling their twenties away playing games marketed to [[card games|pre-teens]]. It only took [[Third date|a few games of cards]] and a handful of emails before Chris saw Megan as his [[sweetheart]]. This was probably perpetuated by the fact that Megan used him as means to buy stuff off of eBay.

{{quote|Please can you get this video for me? please hurry! thanks!|Megan, [[Megan_Emails,_2005-2006#Megan_wants_a_Tin_Tin_episode|Megan Emails]]}}

Through the end of 2005 and into [[2006]], Chris would hang all over Megan, writing her [[Sonichu 5|into his comic]], trying to drag her into dates, trying to snuggle, hold her hand, and kiss her, and other creepy actions. This didn't accomplish anything but rousing the ire of Megan, who wanted nothing more than her personal space away from our hero. Even more so, she only saw him as a friend, nothing more. She repeatedly tried to assert her asexuality. Sadly, this fell on deaf ears, and Chris would continue hounding Megan. When Megan attempted to use reverse psychology on Chris, deciding to say that she had a boyfriend, it didn't deter Chris from his ultimate goal of [[china]].

And that was only the beginning...

==Megan Saga==

===Sailor Megtune===
{{Main|Sailor Megtune}}

Megan is a bit of an amateur cartoonist herself, and that caught Chris's fancy early in the game.

{{quote|Everytime I see your drawings, I get inspired to want to work more on [[Sonichu (comic)|my comics]].|Christian, [[Megan_Emails,_2005-2006#Chris_wants_to_date_Megan_at_McDonald.27s|Megan Emails]]}}

In what was a fortunate alignment of his ass-kissing campaign with the now consistent diary-keeping that ''Sonichu'' had become, Megan (later [[retconned]] as '''Meg-chan''') quickly made her first appearance as [[Sailor Megtune]] in ''[[Sonichu 5]]'' along with [[Megagi La Skunk]], her own [[homo|lesbian]] furry sidekick. The two are purportedly "[[Sailor Moon|Sailor Soldiers]]" and reveal on the spot that Chris is an old friend of theirs (Chris knew Megagi?) and thwart the evil Jerkops trying to ruin Chris' [[Love Quest]] with Rockin' Hurricane, causing Magic Rocket to [[Team Rocket|blast off again]]. Her influence on ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' is apparent in Chris's sudden transition to a more [[animu]] style with ''Sonichu 5'', most notably in his character's eyes.

[[Image:Schu6p50a.jpg|thumb|Getting dangerously close to crossing the line...]]

Megan and Chris appeared to chat about comics in their email conversations; Chris critiques some of her story ideas, and runs plotline for ''[[Sonichu 6]]'' by her, including a bizarre offer to write in Megan's own imaginary daughter. While Megan probably found the whole thing harmlessly eccentric at first, ''Sonichu 5'' managed to create some drama pretty quickly upon its release. Megan undoubtedly flipped when she saw her character snuggling up with Chris AND offering fan service to the audience. Chris failed at understanding her anger, but did [[retcon]] a couple pages to tone them down.

===Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown===
{{main|Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown}}
{{See also|Megan Emails, Aug-Dec 2007}}

In June [[2007]], Megan went to Kentucky, Chris continued e-mailing her, refusing to back away even for a moment as he STILL believed that, deep down inside, Megan truly did love him. Discovering about the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] and the prizes that laid within, Chris eagerly entered the contest, hoping to win a [[PSP]] and the trip and use that to win her [[china|heart]]. tl;dr, Chris lost, [[Adam Stackhouse]] won, Megan didn't give a shit. Even when Chris began whining about how everyone "cheated", especially Adam, but he "didn't", she didn't care. It soon got to the point where Megan would finally blow up at Chris for his childish and selfish acts. Despite being hurt, Chris continued to harass Megan.

===Rule 34 and The End of Megan===
{{Main|ShecameforCWC.JPG}}
{{See also|Megan Emails, 2008}}
[[Image:ShecameforCWC_(200803).JPG|right|thumb|...aaand we've crossed it.]]
In November, Chris would discover his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page and begin his one-man war [[Sonichu 8|against the garbage]]. In the process, he uploaded a number of [[Rule 34]] artworks, one of which was a [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|picture of him fingering a girl]] with her eyes obscured. Trolls originally believed that she was [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|his imaginary sister Crystal]], but Chris would eventually reveal that the image was actually meant to represent Megan.<ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#March 2008|Chris confirms Megan's identity on the 18th March, 2008]]</ref><ref>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref>

By 12 [[March 2008]], Megan discovered the picture and demanded that it be removed immediately. Chris attempted to do so, but found himself blocked at every turn. His edits were quickly reverted, or even worse, compounded, as he tried to upload other versions of the picture with the face cropped out or obscured.

Throughout the fiasco, Chris attempted to paint himself as a greater victim than Megan, initially even assuming that she didn't understand what was going on in the picture. He would later admit he did it in part to suppress the occasional impulse to rape her, and that trying to assert that what she was going through just BEING in the picture and learning what he could have done was NOTHING compared to the misery of the trolling he was enduring. In the end, Megan finally broke off all contact with Chris, broken by her experiences and traumatized by his actions.<ref>[[Chris-chan#Megan Saga]]</ref><ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#March 2008]]</ref>

==Epilogue==

{{quote|Too bad I was never just that too all into him.|Cartoon Megan, ''I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC''}}

{{quote|Megan... WHY?!|Christian, ''I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC''}}

Megan surfaced again in Chris's thoughts in [[July 2009]], first in the ''[[CWC "Boyfriend"]]'' video, and then in the subsequent update, ''[[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC]]''.

Chris also [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCo72hJ-SAg reposted] the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] entry, though this version is slightly different from the ones frequently seen in latter days: After "...my friend Megan!", Chris inserted a short break with a photo of him and Megan, with a lovely heart frame. Either this is the original version before Chris tried to clean up his image, or a brand new version with new improved references to the long-lost love.

On 26 [[March 2009]], he released a [[CWC Major Update 26 March 2009 |Captain's Log]] where he told everyone to [[Chris and Hypocrisy|"leave her alone"]] because she was going through [[stress]] from the [[trolls]], and threatened to stop drawing the comic if they didn't

On 12 [[August 2009]], he dedicated a song to Megan in one of his [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]] videos, where the first sign that he'd convinced himself that she'd told him "I Love You" comes up (and he remains relatively consistent when speaking of her in acting as though this actually happened).

{{quote|Coming up next at #7, we got another long-distance dedication, to the old [[gal-pal]] of mine that I almost had a ra- I had meant to be- I had her "I love you" before I got kicked out, Megan Schroeder, her, from her favorite, this is from her favorite h-artist, Yngwie Malmsteen.|Christian, ''[[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]]''}}

==Chris's Version of Events==

On the CWCipedia, Chris made a short article about Megan.

{{quote|If you REALLY MUST KNOW...

Megan and I first met at a Yu-Gi-Oh Tournament at The G&H Place, back when it was still in the Downtown Mall. It was around the time the Y.G.O. Movie debuted in theaters. She and I, we talked, hung out and became really good friends.

"I DID have lovey-dovey feelings for her, and I still care about her as a friend. I did her a number of favors by getting her this and that off of eBay, then she would reimburse me the cost of each item.

When I started getting too close, she started to feel uncomfortable, My Bad. Then she distanced herself from me, saw other dudes, including a possible homosexual.

I drew that drawing of her and me that is unfortunately popular among everyone who tends to haze me for TWO REASONS. Firstly, because of My Own Wishful Thinking. And second a tool in a lame attempt to overcrowd the E.D. page against me with Bu**C*** with my own "information" to shut it down.

Ever since, she totally spaced herself from me, like as if she had put a restraining order against, which she did not. And as I was being forced off the Place premesis the last day I was there, she stood by and watched in shock. She could have spoken up for me, but she did not.

I have lost communication with Megan since then. |Christian, ''[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Megan_Schroeder]'' CWCipedia article on Megan}}

==Gallery==

===Art by Megan===
<gallery>
Image:061-MegansSailorMoonCD.jpg
Image:313-MegansSMoon.jpg
Image:316-MegagiOriginal.jpg|[[Megagi La Skunk]]. The pose in this and the following few drawings is quite obviously traced from the same source.
Image:318-HoundHowl.jpg|Hound Howl, which Chris reused as "Canino the Houndhowl" in the [[Wedding Comic]].
Image:319-PendingDoom.jpg
Image:320-Apocolypse.jpg
Image:321-IceCune.jpg
Image:322-houdourstuff.jpg
Image:Megan_ace_of_clubs.JPG|"Ace of Clubs"; Megan's original design for [[Patti-chan]], until Chris stole the design.
Image:Megyoshimitsu1.jpg|<ref>http://www.tekkenforces.com/fanart/fanartgmegimitsu.php#a</ref>
Image:Megyoshimitsu2.jpg
</gallery>

===Art of Megan===
<gallery>
Image:Sonichu07-P03.jpg
Image:Sonichu07-P04.jpg
Image:Sonichu07-P05.jpg|KINDA OF A [[Dragon Ball Z|GOKU-GET-EM]] ATTITUDE. [[Fail|:)]]
Image:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|THAT IS NOT CRYSTAL
Image:129-ChrisChanMegtune.jpg
Image:305-ACMegan.jpg
Image:306-ACMeganBck.jpg
Image:307-MegSch.jpg
Image:311-RedDarkMeggician.jpg
Image:312-PeanutsMegan.jpg
</gallery>

===Miscellaneous===
<gallery>
Image:323-MegansDarkChao.JPG
</gallery>

==References==
<references />

{{CWCipedia|chris=Megan Schroeder}}
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{{MeganSaga}}
{{People}}
{{Sweethearts}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Scchroeder, Megan}}
[[Category:Gal pals]]
[[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]

Talk:Greene County Conspiracy

2010-05-09T23:40:04Z

OfficerBagget:

{{Not A Forum}}

Starting transcription [[User:Urist|Urist]] 04:55, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

A video was released earlier by solidsnakeproductions giving a gay craigslist user looking for good times directions to Chris' house...could this be why he made this video? [[User:LouisLash|LouisLash]] 2:14, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*Doubtful. By the sounds of it, Chris won tickets for some sporting event, no one wanted to go with his smelly ass and when he did go, he was reminded he was a [[Virgin with rage]] by the lovey-dovey couple beside him. Thus, he decided to go after others, blaming ''two fucking counties'' for playing Kick the Autistic!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:17, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

==Name Change==
I know, it just got put up, but this page needs a better name. I vote for either "Chris Whines The Blues" or "The Greene County Conspiracy"--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:09, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*Moving it here, so it can be seen.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:15, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*I like "The Greene County Conspiracy". -[[User:Ezra Mason|Ezra Mason]] 05:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
**That name sounds good.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:15, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

What's the "100 2178" supposed to mean--is it just random gibberish for blank videos or is there some meaning to it?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 06:31, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*No, that's just the file number Chris uploaded this to.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:33, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Who wants to note all the aesthetic similarities to [[Song of Christian]]? We could call it Song of Christian II : Electric Boogaloo. [[User:TheBrownSonichu|TheBrownSonichu]] 07:34, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*/sign --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 23:32, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Why don't we just call it 8 May 2010? --[[User:Aldrasio|Aldrasio]] 10:52, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*8 May 2010 is the proper thing to call this. That said, if we're gonna give it a custom title, I would suggest "Chris looks back".--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:06, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*I'd suggest "Chris Breaks Down". [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 22:15, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*How about "The Bourne Autistic" or "eternal despair of the autistic mind" or simply "Chris has 0 friends" or "Chris has 0 friends (the Greene county conspiracy uncovered)"-[[User:OfficerBagget|OfficerBagget]] 23:37, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
==Cry some more, Chris==
Hahahahahaha! His tears taste magnificent! Greatest CWC video in a while. We're fucking breaking him. [[User:CrookedSmirk|CrookedSmirk]] 05:30, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*"We" didn't do shit. Chris did this to himself, yet again proving that no one trolls Chris better than Chris. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 07:46 9 May 2010 (UTC)

==Pertinence==
This is worth mentioning in so many other articles. Namely, the articles on [[reality]] and his [[ego]] come to mind. It's a conspiracy, folks! -[[User:Ezra Mason|Ezra Mason]] 05:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*Maybe we could link his newletter to here to show another way he is similar to a conspiracy theorist.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:17, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

== Chris's Shirt. ==

Hey everyone. I make a crappy smalltime riffing video series for fun, and I decided to ''possibly'' riff this video. I typically brighten videos up when I riff them if they're retardedly dark, and I noticed no one had an idea of what shirt he's wearing, so I took a screencap of my best effort to brighten Chris's day.

http://imgur.com/ygTLM.jpg

It appears to be a new shirt, either a tank top or a tee with the sleeves rolled up, with what I ''believe'' to be the Hogwarts shield on it. Chances are I'm wrong on that, though.

Also, I've noticed he's lost ''alot'' of hair. That may be the reason why he's obstructing himself.

I hope it helps! --[[User:ToyoWolf|Kimo]] 05:45, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
* First of all, it looks like the shirt's an orange ''Sonic Heroes'' t-shirt. The little emblem by his left manboob looks like the ''Sonic Heroes'' logo. Second of all, holy shit, where did his hair go?! I know he had more than that when he did that video gloating over removing that piece!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:48, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

* That frame exaggerates the state of his hair. The camera isn't looking straight at him like it is in the beginning, and the aspect ratio hasn't been enforced. Here's another frame: http://i.imgur.com/Ic9XE.jpg --[[User:Lurker|Lurker]] 06:20, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

* Ah, crap, I forgot I changed the ratio. Sorry about that x3

Yes, this one is much better. I can tell there is a character in that emblem on his shirt, but I'm not sure who it is... It looks like either Dee Dee from Dexter's Lab or XJ9 from My Life As A Teenage Robot to me. It also looks like there's a...rocketship? I believe? --[[User:ToyoWolf|Kimo]] 06:26, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Almost thought it was the shirt from "10 September 2009" since the first person mentioned rolling up the sleeves, until I saw the emblem. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 07:16, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

* Isn't this the "Jerkop" shirt he used to wear during the Ivy saga? It looks orange in this video and the "Jerkop" one is bright yellow, but seeing how bad the quality is... --[[User:Goronian|Goronian]] 12:28, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

==The Conspiracy==
I guess I misunderstood the video, because I thought Chris was whining that he would have had a better life in Chesterfield county, but the Chandlers got stuck in Greene county because they couldn't sell the house they are currently living in. Could somebody help a poor slow-in-the-mind like me figure this out? Thanks in advance (please type slowly). [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 06:17, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*Assuming what Chris is telling us is true, I reckon it goes like this. For about the latter five years of the 90s, 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville was empty while the Chandlers lived in Richmond and Chris was in high school. If they'd successfully sold 14 Branchland Court, they would have had the money to buy a permanent place in the Richmond area. Since they couldn't sell it, it wasn't cost-effective to keep renting homes in Richmond while also paying property taxes on the Ruckersville house and letting it fall into even worse disrepair. Thus, the move back to Ruckersville after Chris graduated high school. Which more or less rings true to me, altogether. (The part about realtors conspiring with the school district...well, yeah.) Anyway, I updated a couple of the articles on Chris's homes with this data, I think I hit the main ones that needed it. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 06:26, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

(1) Chris attends elementary school in Greene County, where sitting on the principal's lap gives him homophobia and a group of teachers abuses him by holding him down and recording his screams and cries. The school board wants him institutionalized so his family moves to Chesterfield County, but keep their house in Greene County.
(2) Chris goes to school in Chesterfield County, where he Comes Out of His Autistic Shell, makes lots of Gal-Pals, and creates Sonichu.
(3) Chris graduates and moves back to Greene County, away from all of his Gal-Pals, and begins his decline. PVCC is in Greene County. If his family had been able to sell their house (it sounds like they must not have had any interest in selling their house) then they would still live in Chesterfield County. You can see pictures of the move in A Week In The Life of Christian Weston Chandler, which is about his High School graduation [[User:Urist|Urist]] 06:25, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Simple answer: Chris is blaming everyone else for his problems. How do you not get how this works? [[User:BrokenDead89|BrokenDead89]] 06:30, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

tl;dr, everything bad in Chris's life is the fault of <s>Adam Stackhouse</s> <s>Joshua Martinez</s> <s>Jerkops</s> <s>Clyde Cash</s> <s>THE IMPOSTOR</s> <s>That Damn ED Page</s> <s>The Cwcki</s> <s>Michael Snyder</s> <s>Ms. Roach the Babysitter</s> <s>Chris's principal</s> The Greene County School Board of the early 1990s. [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 06:32, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, guys, it's making sense now (as much as anything Chris-related can). I think the article on this video has the Greene and Chesterfield houses mixed up, which derailed me. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 06:34, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*You're right, the summary had that mixed up. Good catch. Fixed that and added a link. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 06:41, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

*Wait, I'm confused now. Was Greene County involved with the two bugs in his PS3? I guess that makes since, because county officials would have the access. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 09:27, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

==The end of the Y.A.S.G. as we know it==

The line regarding his attempt to find someone in his congregation to with him at the "Extreme Sports" show is revealing. Not only he used Rocky to find friends to go with him, none of them called him back. This is, for me, a proof that we can move the infamous "Young Adult Social Group" in the list of people who doesn't love Chris. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

*To that end, I've added a dramatic visual recreation of the event. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 09:00, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

**From what it sounds like, Chris has finally realized how socially isolated he has become, and instead of examining his behavior to see if their are any faults, he blames everyone in life that he has viewed as being mean to him. Now that even his YSAG no longer supports him or even wants to be around him, he has eventually realized that he has no friends. Apparently, this realization is so ego-shattering to Chris, he has to find other forces that are at fault for this, even though this is a problem that he specifically created... I also believe this video was purposely done in silhouette, because he doesn't want the "trolls" to see him cry. As stupid as he is, he has proven in past videos that he is capable of shooting a decently lit video. As we can all recall, when Chris was kicked out of his english class as PVCC, he was extremely distraught because no one was there to comfort him. Now that he's realized he has no one to comfort him again, perhaps we can see more drastic actions in the future: The return to stalking women in stores, trying to "be at the sociable places", and perhaps even a renewed push in the sweetheart search. That's my 2 cents --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 11:49, 9 May 2010 (EST)

==Holy shit, guys==

Inb4 not a forum, I just want to say that I can't fucking believe that anyone would be so idiotic. I've followed this guy for months now, but fucking hell, even the stupidest people I know have the intelligence not to blame their elementary school for people not liking them, and many of the people I know are going to flunk out of high school. Holy fucking shit. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 10:36, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
:We've been following him for years; this is childs' play. I don't know about you guys, but "You're all just immature, naive, condescending, soulless monsters." fits me to the letter --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 10:50, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

== The radio call in contest ==

Would it be possible to look into 95.1's archives to find a recording of Chris winning? --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 12:11, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*Heh, I just looked up the radio station on google to try to do this, and the tag is "Z95 Today's hits and yesterday's favorites, music for women." P.S. I'm looking now. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 12:14, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Greene County Conspiracy

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{{Not A Forum}}

Starting transcription [[User:Urist|Urist]] 04:55, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

A video was released earlier by solidsnakeproductions giving a gay craigslist user looking for good times directions to Chris' house...could this be why he made this video? [[User:LouisLash|LouisLash]] 2:14, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*Doubtful. By the sounds of it, Chris won tickets for some sporting event, no one wanted to go with his smelly ass and when he did go, he was reminded he was a [[Virgin with rage]] by the lovey-dovey couple beside him. Thus, he decided to go after others, blaming ''two fucking counties'' for playing Kick the Autistic!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:17, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

==Name Change==
I know, it just got put up, but this page needs a better name. I vote for either "Chris Whines The Blues" or "The Greene County Conspiracy"--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:09, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*Moving it here, so it can be seen.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:15, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*I like "The Greene County Conspiracy". -[[User:Ezra Mason|Ezra Mason]] 05:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
**That name sounds good.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:15, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

What's the "100 2178" supposed to mean--is it just random gibberish for blank videos or is there some meaning to it?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 06:31, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*No, that's just the file number Chris uploaded this to.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:33, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Who wants to note all the aesthetic similarities to [[Song of Christian]]? We could call it Song of Christian II : Electric Boogaloo. [[User:TheBrownSonichu|TheBrownSonichu]] 07:34, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*/sign --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 23:32, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Why don't we just call it 8 May 2010? --[[User:Aldrasio|Aldrasio]] 10:52, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*8 May 2010 is the proper thing to call this. That said, if we're gonna give it a custom title, I would suggest "Chris looks back".--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:06, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*I'd suggest "Chris Breaks Down". [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 22:15, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*How about "The Bourne Autistic" or "eternal despair of the autistic mind" or simply "Chris has 0 friends" or "Chris has 0 friends (the Greene county conspiracy uncovered)"-[[User:OfficerBagget|OfficerBagget]]23:37 9 May 2010(UTC)
==Cry some more, Chris==
Hahahahahaha! His tears taste magnificent! Greatest CWC video in a while. We're fucking breaking him. [[User:CrookedSmirk|CrookedSmirk]] 05:30, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*"We" didn't do shit. Chris did this to himself, yet again proving that no one trolls Chris better than Chris. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 07:46 9 May 2010 (UTC)

==Pertinence==
This is worth mentioning in so many other articles. Namely, the articles on [[reality]] and his [[ego]] come to mind. It's a conspiracy, folks! -[[User:Ezra Mason|Ezra Mason]] 05:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*Maybe we could link his newletter to here to show another way he is similar to a conspiracy theorist.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:17, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

== Chris's Shirt. ==

Hey everyone. I make a crappy smalltime riffing video series for fun, and I decided to ''possibly'' riff this video. I typically brighten videos up when I riff them if they're retardedly dark, and I noticed no one had an idea of what shirt he's wearing, so I took a screencap of my best effort to brighten Chris's day.

http://imgur.com/ygTLM.jpg

It appears to be a new shirt, either a tank top or a tee with the sleeves rolled up, with what I ''believe'' to be the Hogwarts shield on it. Chances are I'm wrong on that, though.

Also, I've noticed he's lost ''alot'' of hair. That may be the reason why he's obstructing himself.

I hope it helps! --[[User:ToyoWolf|Kimo]] 05:45, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
* First of all, it looks like the shirt's an orange ''Sonic Heroes'' t-shirt. The little emblem by his left manboob looks like the ''Sonic Heroes'' logo. Second of all, holy shit, where did his hair go?! I know he had more than that when he did that video gloating over removing that piece!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:48, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

* That frame exaggerates the state of his hair. The camera isn't looking straight at him like it is in the beginning, and the aspect ratio hasn't been enforced. Here's another frame: http://i.imgur.com/Ic9XE.jpg --[[User:Lurker|Lurker]] 06:20, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

* Ah, crap, I forgot I changed the ratio. Sorry about that x3

Yes, this one is much better. I can tell there is a character in that emblem on his shirt, but I'm not sure who it is... It looks like either Dee Dee from Dexter's Lab or XJ9 from My Life As A Teenage Robot to me. It also looks like there's a...rocketship? I believe? --[[User:ToyoWolf|Kimo]] 06:26, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Almost thought it was the shirt from "10 September 2009" since the first person mentioned rolling up the sleeves, until I saw the emblem. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 07:16, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

* Isn't this the "Jerkop" shirt he used to wear during the Ivy saga? It looks orange in this video and the "Jerkop" one is bright yellow, but seeing how bad the quality is... --[[User:Goronian|Goronian]] 12:28, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

==The Conspiracy==
I guess I misunderstood the video, because I thought Chris was whining that he would have had a better life in Chesterfield county, but the Chandlers got stuck in Greene county because they couldn't sell the house they are currently living in. Could somebody help a poor slow-in-the-mind like me figure this out? Thanks in advance (please type slowly). [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 06:17, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*Assuming what Chris is telling us is true, I reckon it goes like this. For about the latter five years of the 90s, 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville was empty while the Chandlers lived in Richmond and Chris was in high school. If they'd successfully sold 14 Branchland Court, they would have had the money to buy a permanent place in the Richmond area. Since they couldn't sell it, it wasn't cost-effective to keep renting homes in Richmond while also paying property taxes on the Ruckersville house and letting it fall into even worse disrepair. Thus, the move back to Ruckersville after Chris graduated high school. Which more or less rings true to me, altogether. (The part about realtors conspiring with the school district...well, yeah.) Anyway, I updated a couple of the articles on Chris's homes with this data, I think I hit the main ones that needed it. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 06:26, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

(1) Chris attends elementary school in Greene County, where sitting on the principal's lap gives him homophobia and a group of teachers abuses him by holding him down and recording his screams and cries. The school board wants him institutionalized so his family moves to Chesterfield County, but keep their house in Greene County.
(2) Chris goes to school in Chesterfield County, where he Comes Out of His Autistic Shell, makes lots of Gal-Pals, and creates Sonichu.
(3) Chris graduates and moves back to Greene County, away from all of his Gal-Pals, and begins his decline. PVCC is in Greene County. If his family had been able to sell their house (it sounds like they must not have had any interest in selling their house) then they would still live in Chesterfield County. You can see pictures of the move in A Week In The Life of Christian Weston Chandler, which is about his High School graduation [[User:Urist|Urist]] 06:25, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Simple answer: Chris is blaming everyone else for his problems. How do you not get how this works? [[User:BrokenDead89|BrokenDead89]] 06:30, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

tl;dr, everything bad in Chris's life is the fault of <s>Adam Stackhouse</s> <s>Joshua Martinez</s> <s>Jerkops</s> <s>Clyde Cash</s> <s>THE IMPOSTOR</s> <s>That Damn ED Page</s> <s>The Cwcki</s> <s>Michael Snyder</s> <s>Ms. Roach the Babysitter</s> <s>Chris's principal</s> The Greene County School Board of the early 1990s. [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 06:32, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, guys, it's making sense now (as much as anything Chris-related can). I think the article on this video has the Greene and Chesterfield houses mixed up, which derailed me. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 06:34, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*You're right, the summary had that mixed up. Good catch. Fixed that and added a link. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 06:41, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

*Wait, I'm confused now. Was Greene County involved with the two bugs in his PS3? I guess that makes since, because county officials would have the access. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 09:27, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

==The end of the Y.A.S.G. as we know it==

The line regarding his attempt to find someone in his congregation to with him at the "Extreme Sports" show is revealing. Not only he used Rocky to find friends to go with him, none of them called him back. This is, for me, a proof that we can move the infamous "Young Adult Social Group" in the list of people who doesn't love Chris. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

*To that end, I've added a dramatic visual recreation of the event. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 09:00, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

**From what it sounds like, Chris has finally realized how socially isolated he has become, and instead of examining his behavior to see if their are any faults, he blames everyone in life that he has viewed as being mean to him. Now that even his YSAG no longer supports him or even wants to be around him, he has eventually realized that he has no friends. Apparently, this realization is so ego-shattering to Chris, he has to find other forces that are at fault for this, even though this is a problem that he specifically created... I also believe this video was purposely done in silhouette, because he doesn't want the "trolls" to see him cry. As stupid as he is, he has proven in past videos that he is capable of shooting a decently lit video. As we can all recall, when Chris was kicked out of his english class as PVCC, he was extremely distraught because no one was there to comfort him. Now that he's realized he has no one to comfort him again, perhaps we can see more drastic actions in the future: The return to stalking women in stores, trying to "be at the sociable places", and perhaps even a renewed push in the sweetheart search. That's my 2 cents --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 11:49, 9 May 2010 (EST)

==Holy shit, guys==

Inb4 not a forum, I just want to say that I can't fucking believe that anyone would be so idiotic. I've followed this guy for months now, but fucking hell, even the stupidest people I know have the intelligence not to blame their elementary school for people not liking them, and many of the people I know are going to flunk out of high school. Holy fucking shit. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 10:36, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
:We've been following him for years; this is childs' play. I don't know about you guys, but "You're all just immature, naive, condescending, soulless monsters." fits me to the letter --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 10:50, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

== The radio call in contest ==

Would it be possible to look into 95.1's archives to find a recording of Chris winning? --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 12:11, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*Heh, I just looked up the radio station on google to try to do this, and the tag is "Z95 Today's hits and yesterday's favorites, music for women." P.S. I'm looking now. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 12:14, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Joshua Martinez

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[[Image:JoshMartinez.jpg|thumb|A more recent photo of Virginia's answer to Antonio Banderas]]

[[Image:Joshohshi.jpg|thumb|Josh being the badass Chris thinks he is]]

{{quote|Josh can't stand him, but Chris is always trying to hang out with him. I think Josh is the ONE man his age that he can stand being around.|[[PodMonkey]]}}

'''Joshua Martinez''' carpooled with [[Christian Weston Chandler]] when they attended [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy as children. Joshua's attendance was required due to his thick Spanish accent.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref>

Years later, apparently, after Chris finished high school and returned to [[Ruckersville]], he and Joshua remained friends. The two took to hanging out after school in Harrisonburg, a town several miles northwest of [[Charlottesville]], where they would eat at a restaurant called [[Country Cookin]] and loiter around an abandoned airplane. While Josh has moved on, Chris never really got over his habit of [[Attraction location|hanging around and making a nuisance of himself.]]

==First troll==

[[Image:Joshua deceived me.jpg|thumb|oh noes!]]

Joshua was the first troll to masquerade as a boyfriend-free girl in order to fuck with Chris. In the fall of 2007, he pretended to hook Chris up with a girl named [[Lori Lopez]], chatting with Chris as her and sending him pictures. These images were actually pictures of [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. The truly hilarious part of this is that Joshua closed communication as her by confiding to Chris that "she" actually loved Josh. Eventually Chris discovered that he was trolled, and (as he does about every humiliation inflicted upon him) wrote about it in his comic.

==Chris counterattacks==
After Chris discovered he had become a lolcow, he tried diverting the attention from himself to Joshua with gems like the following edit to his [[ED]] page.

{{quote|--- Look, pal, if you REALLY WANT to TAKE DOWN someone who HAS a REPUTATION, consider one JOSHUA MARTINEZ.

Ladies come a runnin' from at least as far as New York City to his house in [[China|Dyke]], VA; not just any ladies, but STARS like Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Jessica Simpson and plenty other whores. He also has been Piggy-Backing on the Stardom of Vanessa Hudgens; singing with her in her Latino Albums, and starring with her in various HBO movies, and even worse, [[Transformers|TRANSFORMERS]] 2. He has her and some other gal named Brittany for BOTH HIS SIMULTANEOUS GIRLFRIENDS; DUAL Marriage in the works here.

He's a more LUCKY S.O.B. than I can ever surmount to.

RUIN HIS REPUTATION.

Joshua Martinez.

PS YOU DID NOT HEAR THIS WHOLE THING FROM ME.|Chris thanking Josh for saving him $22.49 for a Nintendo Wii<ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997409947</ref>}}

==Second troll==
In early [[2009]], Josh served as a sort of Eastern Front for the trolling war on Chris, as he impersonated pop star [[Vanessa Hudgens]] of "High School Musical" fame.

The trolling culminated in Josh attempting to sell a special PSP to Chris intended for "Vanessa." He was foiled when trolls suspected that Josh was doing so for personal gain, and not simply for the lulz. Josh isn't exactly too bright either — see the [[Vanessa Saga]] chats for ample evidence of his limited imagination and clumsy attempts to manipulate Chris — and Chris's dalliances with Vanessa were also interfering with the success of [[Ivy]].

Josh's involvement ended and Chris canceled the check for the PSP according to Ivy's instructions, yet Chris refused to return it because "Vanessa would be upset." It was a knock-down, drag-out case of retard vs. retard.

Josh has since stopped talking to Chris.

Josh's whereabouts are unknown. He presumably lives in Virginia, judging by the license plate on his car, but this is unconfirmed and might require more careful examination.

==Sauces==

<references/>

==See also==
* [[Vanessa Saga]]

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