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Category talk:Unused fan art

2010-11-19T16:18:45Z

OhhhMyAxels:

There are nearly 500 unused fan art images - possibly more - but technical limitations mean I can't confirm any more at this time. I'm sure some of them could be placed in relevant articles. Please tag any duplicate, useless or poor quality images with the {{tl|delete}} template. It would be good to hear feedback about whether we should implement a deletion policy for unused fan art that remain unused for some time, or whether we should keep them on the CWCki. I don't mind having fan art around, but it would be nice if we could keep unused images to a minimum. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:29, 18 November 2010 (PST)
: I'm in favor of a deletion policy for unused art after a certain time frame (perhaps 30 days). People can always re-upload their work if and when they find a use for it. --[[User:OhhhMyAxels|OhhhMyAxels]] 08:18, 19 November 2010 (PST)

Category talk:Unused fan art

2010-11-19T16:18:14Z

OhhhMyAxels:

There are nearly 500 unused fan art images - possibly more - but technical limitations mean I can't confirm any more at this time. I'm sure some of them could be placed in relevant articles. Please tag any duplicate, useless or poor quality images with the {{tl|delete}} template. It would be good to hear feedback about whether we should implement a deletion policy for unused fan art that remain unused for some time, or whether we should keep them on the CWCki. I don't mind having fan art around, but it would be nice if we could keep unused images to a minimum. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:29, 18 November 2010 (PST)
: I'm in favor of a deletion policy of unused art after a certain time frame (perhaps 30 days). People can always re-upload their work if and when they find a use for it. --[[User:OhhhMyAxels|OhhhMyAxels]] 08:18, 19 November 2010 (PST)

User talk:OhhhMyAxels

2010-11-17T23:31:03Z

OhhhMyAxels:

Stop changing the pages, faggot. --[[User:Miss Noel|Noel Ari Paige]] 10:16, 17 November 2010 (PST)

Shit needs to get cleaned. Deal with it and follow the rules. --[[User:OhhhMyAxels|OhhhMyAxels]] 13:17, 17 November 2010 (PST)
: Clearly if an editor disagrees with your edits, you don't keep re-adding it. Discussion about the edits should be opened up on the article's talk page. Further edit warring will result in bans for both sides. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:08, 17 November 2010 (PST)
: The direction the CWCki wants to take is one of less subjectivity, as noted by the message on the main page. All I've been doing is removing insults and unnecessary filler from pages. If you want me to stop, I will. I'm just trying to make the pages adhere to the rules set by the site owners. --[[User:OhhhMyAxels|OhhhMyAxels]] 15:02, 17 November 2010 (PST)
::Well, there's removing conjecture and theories - and then there's sucking out the fun and facts in the way articles are written. Take [http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWC_Fighter&curid=2860&diff=125370&oldid=125351&rcid=115082 this edit] for example. Removing a link to Lie - big green tick. Removal of the lawn mower section - felt a bit too heavy handed. Conjecture is implied, but those statements reference other articles and facts. I'm undecided as to the last section - it didn't really add much to the article.
::I think if you can remove clear conjecture, blatant insults towards Chris (which refers to things like "he is, in fact, sitting down the entire time, '''the lazy ass'''." - editors sometimes get carried away), without sucking the slight humour and occasional relevant trivia out of the articles, then by all means do that. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:25, 17 November 2010 (PST)
: Well my feeling was that the transcripts usually provided stuff like that, which is why I left those untouched for the most part. But I understand what you're saying. I'll be more careful and discuss aforementioned changes beforehand. --[[User:OhhhMyAxels|OhhhMyAxels]] 15:31, 17 November 2010 (PST)

User talk:OhhhMyAxels

2010-11-17T23:02:45Z

OhhhMyAxels:

Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC

2010-11-17T21:27:40Z

OhhhMyAxels: Undo revision 125350 by Miss Noel (talk)

'''"Show RESPECT to me, 'C'CWC"''' is a video where [[Chris]] sings [[Niggos|Aretha Franklin]]'s "[[Wikipedia:Respect (song)|Respect]]", demanding that people respect and praise him.

==Description==

{{quotebox| Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC Thank you, Miss Franklin for that Cwcspirational Track. :)

And Thank you to all my True, Loyal Honest Fans for giving me RESPECT.

And to all you nay-sayers and trollin' stupids, [[Chris and hypocrisy|GROW UP]]!!! And show me RESPECT.}}

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC
| image = {{#ev:youtube|TJsEtuKsIVQ}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 22 August 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:music.png]] [[Music]]
| Shirt = [[Image:classicshort.png]] The Classic Shortsleeve
| previous = [[CWC_Update_20_August_2009| CWC Update 20 August 2009]]
| next = [[THAT_IS_MY_HOUSE| THAT IS MY HOUSE]]
}} </center>

{{quote|R-E-S-T-E-D-C!}}

===Transcript===

[[Captain's Log]], Stardate: August 22nd, 2009.

Th' name is ''Christian Weston Chandler'', birth name Christopher, Spanish nickname [[Ricardo Weston Chandler|Ricardo]], [''shakes head''] [[Ian Brandon Anderson|NO OTHER NAME]].

[''Begins drawing on a piece of paper, using the [[Gitar of Fail|gitar]] as an impromptu writing surface with some difficulty'']

I am so sick of hearing that ''stupid name'' that somebody made up back when I had that [[Ian Brandon Anderson|IBAChandler]] account, and ''I be a Chandler''. You know, "I" being myself, "B" standing for specifying who I am, and "Chandler" being my ''last name''.

I tell you, I'm so sick of getting all this disrespect. You dis—you continue dissing me, you're dissing [[Charlottesville]], and everybody—and all the indi—and all the individual citizens, and als—you also diss [[Ruckersville]]. I'm so sick of the [[Speech_Impediment|disrespest]]. We do not need disrespect in this world, all it does is just... makes me feel bad. And do you want me to feel bad? Do you want me to stop drawing the [[comic]]s? [''shakes head''] And I am not going to stop drawing the comics, not as long as I [''begins singing, with his usual level of talent''] [[CWC_Dare|DARE!]] TO! [[KCWC_Top_10_Dedication_Special#Part_1:_.2310|SURVIIIIIVE!]] It's calling me on to victory! [''stops, to the relief of millions'']

Anyway, all I'm—anyway, I am definitely getting all th—into the works. It's all in the papers... everything is in the papers.

[''Chris begins to speak in the rhythm of the song he's about to sing (or tries to, anyway)'']

So, all I'm askin', ya dern dummy 
Cause guess what? I give ya all my workin'. 
I'm castin', my [[Semen|pearls]] before [[Barb|swine]]. 
But yet do I complain? [[Lie|Not really]]. 
All I'm askin', in return dudes and dudettes 
'sa lil' bit of respet. 

'Cause ya you know me. I'm the [[Chris and Art|artist]]. 
I'm the [[Things Chris Has Ripped Off|original]], there's no [[Liquid|substitute]]. 
If you don't like it, well y'all can go [[Asperchu|sommere else]] 
like to Hell. 

Eh, but the rest of you, give me my praises 
I tell you what, you'll get my blessin's. 
and I tell you what, trolls, you're so trollin' stupid 
don't give a dare. 

[''finishes drawing, then holds up the artistic abortion he has created'']

Fresh sample; match it to any book. 'Cause you know, all I'm asking for...

[''jump cut to Chris cueing Aretha Franklin performing and Chris preparing to [[Oversized_Drinking_Straw_of_Fail|rape it with his mouth]]'']

What you want, man I got it. 
What you need, you know I got it. 
All I'm askin'--PEOPLE!--is for a li'l respect. 

Der be lel beh, 
Just a little bit. 
Just a little bit, 
Just a little bit. 

I ain't gonna do you wrong, where you goin', WOMAN? 
[''Mumbles incoherently through this entire line''] 
But all I'm askin', is for a little respect. 

Der be lel beh, [''dramatic glasses removal''] baby, 
Just a little bit. 
Just a litle bit, 
Just a little bit. 

Uz give you all my workin'. 
And all I'm askin' returndudesanddudettes, 
Is to PRAISE me, und duh pluz smer git ho! [''sic''] 

AY, SHOUT IT LOUD I'M TRUE! 
[[High_school#Graduation|PRAISE ME!]] 
HAVE FAITH! Show me respect! 
I'm so sick of that hazing and mislabelings! 
You keep it up you're gonna continue to be cursed! 
Otherwise withthetrue andthefaithful, y'all continue to get my blessin's! 
Oooh, YA PRAISES! 
Sweeter'n honey. 
But guess what? 
[[Semen|Salt]] is my money. 
Oh, what you do for me ip—dip—is praise me when you get home! 
Bleah, baby! 
PRAISE ME WHEN YOU GET HOME! 
LADIES! [[Chris and Rape|give it to me]]! 
R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me! 
R-E-S-T-E-D-C, [[Semen|drink it]], TCB! 
Suckittome, suckittome, suckittome, suckit—GIVE ME RESPECT!

==See also==
*[[Chris and his Ego]]
*[[Scale of Respect]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC Update 20 August 2009]]|nextlink=[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]|}}
{{Captain's Log}}
{{Music Videos}}

[[Category:Captain's log entries|2009-08-22]]

User talk:OhhhMyAxels

2010-11-17T21:25:21Z

OhhhMyAxels:

CWC Fighter

2010-11-17T21:22:15Z

OhhhMyAxels: Undo revision 125351 by Miss Noel (talk)

[[File:Tinychunli.jpg|thumb|150px|This Chun-Li can beat the living crap out of Chris.]]
"'''CWC Fighter'''" is a video from 18 [[August 2009]] in which [[Chris Chan]] shows us his "martial arts" moves.

==Video==

{{quote|Watch It, I have a little [[Wikipedia:Chun-Li|Chun-Li]] within me.|Official description}}

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Fighter
| image = {{#ev:youtube|IXMP1XmD-cg}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 18 August 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Crazy.png]] Crazy
| Shirt = [[Image:redshirt.png]] Red shirt
| previous = [[Light_His_Mind's_Darkest_Hour| Light His Mind's Darkest Hour]]
| next = [[One_Blessing,_and_One_Curse| One Blessing, and One Curse]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===
[''A camera is pointed at the back of Chris's [[Son-chu|blue stationwagon]] parked in the [[14 Branchland Court|yard]]. A riding [[Father Call|lawnmower]] is visible. Chris walks into the frame, [[Chris and fashion|dressed]] in a bright red T-shirt with an undersized denim vest and blue jeans. He also wears his [[Medallion of fail|Sonichu medallion]]. He stands, legs apart, hands clasped in front of him, eyes closed as if in prayer. He is possibly [[Chris and religion|invoking]] some kind of [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|ungodly power]]. He brings his hands to his sides, and with a crazed look he swings his right arm backwards. Aiming to either side of his body, he makes an upwards, poking motion with his left hand, then his right. His fingers are fully extended. He does the same thing, except straight ahead. He punches the air and twirls around, his back to the camera. He makes an awkward spinning kick and recovers ungracefully. He kicks air with his other leg with his arms akimbo and his head cocked to one side. He takes a step back and does two pitiful punching motions aimed at nowhere in particular. He attempts an uppercut and fails horribly at it, vaguely resembling a [[Chris Loses It|wounded animal]]. Chris punches some more air in random directions, but with much, much less force than when he started 20 seconds ago. Chris crouches down and does a very, very slow spinning kick where that looks particularly ineffectual. Chris returns to the camera, flashes a victory sign, and states:'']

I've got a little Chun-Li, withiiiiin me.

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = FALCCCCCCCCCONNNNNNN CHRIS
| video = {{#ev:youtube|GS_z-kM64rM}}
| Stardate = 20 August 2009
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/puppetchaos puppetchaos]
| Subject = [[CWC_Fighter]]
| Video Type = (VGM) Remix
| Other Info =
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWC Ballet
| video = {{#ev:youtube|YKXtDWOuL4U}}
| Stardate = 21 August 2009
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/ohhhmyaxels OhhhMyAxels]
| Subject = [[CWC_Fighter]]
| Video Type = ?????
| Other Info =
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = SUPER CWC FIGHTER 2 ALPHA: THE THIRD STRIKE
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Uy2z-fi9yec}}
| Stardate = 10 September 2009
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/PhallusKnifeFight PhallusKnifeFight]
| Subject = [[CWC_Fighter]]
| Video Type =
| Other Info =
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris-Chan can swim.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|vSkP9E_6bMw}}
| Stardate = 25 May 2010
| Maker = TheMammothWasHere
| Subject = [[CWC_Fighter]]
| Video Type =
| Other Info =
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = [[CWC Fighter]] ALPHA 2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|sMT5Xb6IshE}}
| Stardate = 14 March 2010
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/DrButler DrButler]
| Subject = [[Don't Mess With Me]]
| Video Type =
| Other Info =
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CCR: Chris Chan Revolution
| video = {{#ev:youtube|bVkzCzTh-7o}}
| Stardate = 5 October 2010
| Maker = GoldPlatedDildo
| Subject =
| Video Type =
| Other Info = DDR Remix
}}

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Chris Chan Lee|Wikipedia article on Chris Chan Lee]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Light His Mind's Darkest Hour]]|nextlink=[[One Blessing, and One Curse]]|}}
{{Game Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]

Light His Mind's Darkest Hour

2010-11-17T21:21:35Z

OhhhMyAxels: Undo revision 125349 by Miss Noel (talk)

In '''Light His Mind's Darkest Hour''', [[Chris]] blesses [[Liquid]] to remove his alleged insanity, which Chris believes was induced by the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] he unleashed in his video of [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|14 August]].

This video features a rare reference to Kim, the elusive "friend" of Liquid's girlfriend [[Kacey]], and a hint at the beginning of Chris's campaign to steal Kacey away and make her his [[sweetheart]].

==Video==

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Light His Mind's Darkest Hour
| image = {{#ev:youtube|5f_cjpRzOv8}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 16 August 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Saga = [[Image:liquid_saga.png]] Liquid Saga
| Shirt = [[Image:redshirt.png]] Red shirt
| previous = [[Guitar_Rock_Hero_Band_Revolution_Notes#Addendum| Make Custom Characters Copyable]]
| next = [[CWC Fighter]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===

Stardate, August 16th, 2009. I have seen, his latest video. I youa- I would have- I know that it is a mockery, and a lame attempt to frame me, still. [''[[Sigh]]s''] Anyway, let's examine it. The guy who has him, supposedly, sounds nothing like me. And, if I was to actually- if I had recorded that video myself, I'd upload it to my account, as well as his account simultaneously, or just upload it to my own. I do not have access to his own account, I swear... to God. And also, look at the ropes. '''They're loose. They're loose.''' He's just trying to pull your legs again with that stunt. So yeah, quit encouraging him, think about it. But still.

It has come to my attention from my, uh, my friend- um-uh, my friends of uh, Kim and Kacey, Kacey being Christian's sw-sweetheart - yes, it was wrong of me to unleash, uh, such a heavy curse upon him. And for that, I apologize. I'm here to make it right.

[''Starts playing "The Touch"'']

He has impostored [sic] me for the last couple of weeks... the past few weeks. I cannot- I can- I cannot easily forgive him, but I can at least undo the curse. This is for you, Christian W Chandler, somewhere around west portion of DC.

[''Chris closes his eyes and faces down starting at 1:39'']

May this blessing, light your darkest hour, within your twisted mind, and make you come sane and clean. Until all are one. Forgiveness, bless-aing.

[''Chris holds out his hands, eyes still closed, at 2:11. His hands move in ways that suggest he is imagining groping a pair of breasts. He puts his hands down and opens his eyes at 2:34.'']

Kacey again, I'm sorry for having cursed him in the first place. I lo- I pray he comes back to you safely, and sane. Peace.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Guitar Rock Hero Band Revolution Notes]]|nextlink=[[CWC Fighter]]|}}
{{The Cwcivil War of 2009}}

[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!

2010-11-17T21:20:31Z

OhhhMyAxels: Undo revision 125346 by Miss Noel (talk) This has nothing to do with the video. Stop putting this shit in summaries. Follow the rules!

{{quote|SONICHU AND ROSECHU ARE MINE ALONE.}}

'''NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!''' is a video uploaded 14 [[August 2009]]. This is Ian's response to [[Liquid Chris]]'s finale. The video contains the first appearance of Ian's sign to save [[McIntire Park]], which appears later in a video recorded from [[Charlottesville]] public access television.
==Video==

{{Tardrage}}

{{Infobox/video
| name = NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR<nowiki>!!!</nowiki>
| image = {{#ev:youtube|MqNhOEBVxtk}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 14 August 2009
| Maker = [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]
| Performance Style = {{Rage|text}}
| Saga = {{Liquid}} [[Liquid]]
| Shirt = {{RedBlackTrim}} Red with Black Trim
| previous = [[CWC Public Disclaimer]]
| next = [[The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who]]
}}

===Transcript===
[[Image:Sonichu_Rosechu_Save_McIntire_by_Cwcipedia.jpg|thumb|Save it to the extreme, you two!]]
Oh no you don't Chris! You're not getting away that easy! You do all that, [[Chris and the Law|I will SUE your sorry ass]]. And I wanna tell [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Nintendo]] in Redmond right away to stop you, because they know as well as I do. I sent them a letter previously months and months ago for the origi-for the original printout of the [[Sonichu 0|Number Zero book]]. They know! They have the records. ''They know''. I have been a customer of them FOR YEARS! They have had my money a bunch of times! Long before I made up with Sony and gave them [[monthly tugboat|over two th...]] Hah... [''Does an incredibly gay hand gesture; then makes an odd squealing sound''] Nintendo has like five TH- over five thousand dollars worth between me and my parents but anyway. I'm st... Anyway, you are not-you will not succeed. [''Points finger at camera''] You are the IMPOSTOR!

[''backs away from the camera''] YOU ARE THE IMPOSTOR! STOP - THAT - BROWN - STRIPED - IN - THE... SHIRT... [''nods head''] WITH THE PAPER MEDALLION! STOP THAT IMPOSTOR [''Shows a drawn cardboard, the Sonichu [[McIntire Park]] sign''] [[Sonichu|SONICHU]] AND [[Rosechu|ROSECHU]] ARE MINE ''ALONE''. I AM THE Christian Weston Chandler, [''begins to speed his speech''] born with the birth name of [[Christopher's name change|Christopher]] on February 24th [[1982]], I'm the one [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr]] as my father and [[Barbara Anne Weston Chandler]] as my mother, [[14 Branchland Court]] [[Ruckersville]], Virginia 22968 434 990 0198 STOP THAT IMPOSTOR BASTARD WHO HAS BEEN POSING WITH MY NAME, MY ADDRESS, MY PHONE NUMBER, ''EVERYTHING! STOP HIM!'' HE DESERVES ''NOTHING!''

{{RageQuote|DUUUUUHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIEEEEE YOU}}

[jump cut]

[''reappears without glasses'']Especially after I disclaimer video I made where I told them by not to buy anything from you, I warn Nintendo, and [[HEXBox|Microsoft]], and Sony, do not buy anything from him either, HE'S the impostor, I'M the real deal, LOOK AT THE HISTORY ON [[ED]] AND EVERYWHERE ELSE. You will rot in jail, mister... ssss... you will rot in jail, Nintendo has known me for years, slala... so much longer, practically my whole lifetime. They know me. And they know you to be the impostor. You go into Nintendo's doors, they ''will'' kick your ass out. Nintendo, Microsoft, Sony, STOP HIM! PUT HIM IN JAIL! CALL THE [[jerkops|POLICE]] ON HIM! Anybody else, in my [[True and Loyal Fanbase|true loyal fanbase]], do the same thing, please help me, put him in jail when you see his sorry face. And you know what? Let's top this off. Right now. No ''Shin'', we're going for the original. Just for that impostor that has worn the brown stripes all this time. Hmmm... Curse-ye-ha-me...

{{RageQuote|''HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!''}}

[''jump cut'']

Call the police on him. [[Stress sigh|(Sighs)]] Have a nice day.

==See also==
*[[Death threats]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC Public Disclaimer]]|nextlink=[[The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who]]|}}
{{The Cwcivil War of 2009}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

User talk:OhhhMyAxels

2010-11-17T21:17:37Z

OhhhMyAxels:

Stop changing the pages, faggot. --[[User:Miss Noel|Noel Ari Paige]] 10:16, 17 November 2010 (PST)

Shit needs to get cleaned. Deal with it. --[[User:OhhhMyAxels|OhhhMyAxels]] 13:17, 17 November 2010 (PST)

NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!

2010-11-17T17:07:53Z

OhhhMyAxels:

Guitar Rock Hero Band Revolution Notes

2010-11-17T17:06:46Z

OhhhMyAxels:

"'''Guitar Rock Hero Band Revolution Notes'''" is a video in which [[Chris]] shares his opinions of ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' and ''Rock Band''.

In an Addendum (officially "'''Make Custom Characters Copyable'''"), Chris goes on to demand what the title of the video suggests.

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Guitar Rock Hero Band Revolution Notes
| image = {{#ev:youtube|AqviQsY95CA}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 16 August 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Video games}} Video Games
| Shirt = {{RedShirt2}} Red Stuttgart
| previous = [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha_Retraction| Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction]]
| next = [[Guitar_Rock_Hero_Band_Revolution_Notes#Addendum| Make Custom Characters Copyable]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===

[[Captain's Log]], Stardate: August 16th, 2009.

I don't wanna go on a rant here, but I feel like some truce needs to be made between ''Guitar Hero'' and ''Rock Band''. Mmm... firstly, auburn nobel [?] yeah. Rock Band, one and two, so.... Yeah, the track packs. You know, the d—d you know, y'all release, y'all at Harmonix [''he pronounces this "Harmonis"''] release now and then, you know, it's fine to some, as discs, in the game stores and toy stores and whatever, but yeah, you know what, you're losing money by packaging—by printing the codes on the back of the manuals as you do, anyway if you're gonna do that, then-if you're gonna do that then make sure that the store owners take out all the manuals in those things, otherwise, someone could just walk right on in to the game—to the Gamestop, pull out the manual, and just handwrite the—handwrite the code on the back and download the tracks for free. You'll be losing—you lose—you—uh, that's a, basic fail right there, to borrow a term from the trolls, you know? You—that's just a basic fail, you mean, walk right into it, I mean, especially, and that's another thing, you know, people could just walk—not only that, but people could just walk right in, buy the track pack, and then, uh, redeem the code, and then go return the game and get their money back. That's...—that's just a bad deal, right there.

So, what I'd suggest, is, in addition to releasing the new track packs on discs, DO NOT ADD A CODE TO REDEEM FOR DOWNLOADING THEM. Let them be for sale, for a smaller am—smaller fee, like, say half price, on the [[Sony|PlayStation Network]], Xbox Live, or Wii Stores. Let the downloadable tracks be available for half price, versus the original MSRP value. And then, if the MSRP goes down, then decrease them in some stories, as well.

Yeah. Another thing, ''Guitar Hero'': it originated on the PS2. I don't know WHY people are playing it on the [[Xbox|Hex Box]], especially since I hate the Hex Box, and the—it's like.... Anyway, I... I mean, Wii's okay, but, I mean, you know.... Anyway, if you really want to branch out, like you've been doing, amongst the other system—amongst the other consoles, you—you redig ''Guitar Hero 2'' for Xbox, redo that, and other original ''Guitar Hero 1'', and ''Guitar Hero Encore: Rocks the Eighties'', for Xbox and Wii. And, also, why not—and also, redo buh—all three, ''Guitar Heroes 1'', ''2'', and ''3'', in a special edition version for [[PS3|PlayStation 3]], since all the ''Guitar Hero'' history originated on PlayStation 2.

And—and, also, you know what I was thinking? Yeah... ''Rock Revolution''. I mean, I know, it went downhill pretty quickly.... Yeah, Konami, did okay, but, you know, just a drum kit? You should have made your own guitar to go with it, or, like, you know, said, "Hey, you know, go ahead and use ''Rock Band'' or ''Guitar Hero'' d—drums, but still we—our own drum kit." It's like, you know, yeah. It's like the review on the, the G4 channel, "Yeah, yeah, hey, look, Konami's finally trying to make a break out of the ''Dance Dance Revolution'' with music instruments, and the only instrument they could bring was a drum kit." Buuuuurip-tish! Like, heh? Songs already included in ''Rock Band'' and ''Guitar Hero''. Try making a better drum that does not have six, it has five. One, two, three or four drum pads, and one—two cymbals, so that it could be compatible with both ''Rock Band'', more—or—or, easily compatible and more capable of understanding for playing ther [sic] ability between ''Guitar Hero'' and ''Rock Band''. You should do that if you're make a sequel for ''Rock Revolution'', like, you know, ''Rock Revolution 2''. Remake the drum kit, do guitars, make a microphone—if you want to add a ''Dance Dance'' touch to it, go ahead! Some people like to actually play—I don't know how they do it at the same time, but like, play guitar and... dance on the dance pad! Like those—in that episode of ''The Simpsons''! That was a fun bit, heh. What's that comic book guy have business about?

Anyway... so anyway, uh, the music business.... Yeah, just a re—recap. Yeah, go ahead and give the—uh, promotional codes should be included in all of your, uh, ''Rock Band'' track packs with an expiry date of December 31st, 2009, and then start offering all the track packs for half price on the PlayStation Network, Xbox Live Market and Wii Store... and uh, yeah, redo ''Guitar Heroes 1'', ''2'', and ''3'' for PlayStation 3 and Wii, and redo ''Guitar Hero''—...I'm sorry, ''Guitar Heroes 1'', ''2'', and ''Encore'' for Playstation 3 and Wii, and redo ''Guitar Heroes 1'' and ''Encore'' Xbox 360. If you really want to branch out, you gotta go put all the history between this—multiple consoles. I mean, originated for the PlayStation. Everybody knows that. So there.

And, uh, yeah, Konami? Give it another go, we—yeah, learn from your mistakes. Take advice from G4 review. No wonder you got a low grade, especially since I've played myself, you know, yeah.... The horizant [sic] thing, mmm.... Yeah, kind of sucky, compared to what we have in ''Rock Band'', where it's like, everything's coming at you! Think about it, Konami, you could do it better on ''Rock Revolution 2'', or outgrade [sic] ''Rock Revolution 1''. Anytime.

Okay, that's my shpiel [sic] on the music business. I'm thinking about maybe doing a downloadable track review on ''Guitar Hero'', but that's...—as may be, as a possibility, only for the [[YouTube]]. But I'm still drawing the [[Sonichu]] [[comic]]s. As I am the original creator, I've given life to Sonichu, [[Rosechu]] and everybody, I'm keeping the responsibility. They will be on paper, officially, from my own...—from my own hands, and from my own authority, and my own si—signature, soon, I am working on it. [''mumbles''] ...Works. So there. I appreciate the continue support from all the good fans—and trolls, I know you haze me just to try and encourage me (?!?!?). Believe me, you don't need to be hazing me to encourage me; we can just be friends. I mean, stop mocking! I get it! I'M WORKING ON IT. So anyway, with that, stay safe, peace... [[Transformers|Autobots]], transform, and roll out.

Oh, and one more thing. The, uh, Harmonis people behind ''Rock Band''... you really want people to keep those games discs? Then, yeah, take my advice: don't put the codes in there with the manuals, or encourage the store owners to take out the manuals all through the—all through the store shelf... displays, and, uh, give those codes an expirie [sic] date of, like, uh, December 31st, 2009, and start offering all the track packs as downloadable content, in addition to the game discs. I mean, no wonder you've got an economic downcline, [sic] especially since everybody's like, you know, "Just get the code, all for free, then I'm returning it! Or, playing it again." Bye.

==Addendum==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Make Custom Characters Copyable
| image = {{#ev:youtube|PK2GgVTL31o}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 16 August 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Video games}} Video Games
| Shirt = {{RedShirt2}} Red Stuttgart
| previous = [[Guitar_Rock_Hero_Band_Revolution_Notes| Guitar Rock Hero Band Revolution Notes]]
| next = [[Light_His_Mind's_Darkest_Hour| Light His Mind's Darkest Hour]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===

And also, y'know, just one more thing, in observation....

Yeah, the multiple track pack diss, yeah, I'd say mainly do 'em just for... DLC (knocks on the gitar) for ''Rock Band'' and ''Rock Band 2''. Because, like me, nobody wants to have to re-create their individual characters from scratch. And you know what? Yeah, take this tip: both ''Guitar Hero'' and ''Rock Band'', ca—people: make an update between ''Rock Band'', and all ge—all ''Rock Band'' and all ''Guitar Hero'' titles. It's like, where there is a previously saved data from any one of the games between ''Rock Band'' titles or ''Guitar Hero'' titles, all the... [''makes a weird "fsh" sound''] ...custom characters, the custom '''gi'''tars, the custom tattoos, the custom band logos—'''everything'''—make 'em all usable in every other ''Rock Band''/''Guitar Hero'' title! [''pause''] Yeah, I would appreciate it. I mean, I wanna just have to try an' copy my... Chris-'''chan''' character, from scratch, between ''Guitar Hero 3'' '''to''' [''waves hand''] no, I'm sorry... from ''Guitar Hero World Tour'' '''to''' ''Metallica'', '''to''' ''Smash Hits'', to even the ness one, ''5'', or ''Van Halen''. I don't wanna have to do all that from scratch. Let's save the trouble, please! Make 'em a—make 'em all playable; make 'em exportable from old data to nay—de—''noo'' data. Copyable.

...'kay, g'bye.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction]]|nextlink=[[Light His Mind's Darkest Hour]]|}}
{{Captain's Log}}

[[Category: Captain's log entries| 2009-08-16]]

Light His Mind's Darkest Hour

2010-11-17T17:05:43Z

OhhhMyAxels:

CWC Fighter

2010-11-17T17:05:08Z

OhhhMyAxels:

Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC

2010-11-17T17:02:59Z

OhhhMyAxels:

THAT IS MY HOUSE

2010-11-17T16:57:15Z

OhhhMyAxels: /* Uncut */

'''THAT IS MY HOUSE''', aka '''ECV 00193''', is a video uploaded 27 [[August 2009]] in which [[Chris]] demands footage of his [[14 Branchland Court|house]] be removed from the [[Internet]].

Chris took down the video not too long afterward, only for it be re-uploaded by [[troll]] [[TheCWCvilleLibrary|archivists]]. On 29 August 2009, an uncut version of the video featuring [[Bob Chandler|Chris's father]] was acquired by [[Vivian Gee]] and [[PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked|leaked]] onto [[YouTube]].

==Description==

{{quotebox|I was Already In Deep Enough, but THIS IS TOO DEEP! GET ALL MY HOUSE IMAGES OFF THE INTERNET!

I am counting on ALL FULL Positive Cooperation in this major matter.

Christian Weston Chandler, August 17 [sic], 2009 }}

==Video==

{{Tardrage}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = THAT IS MY HOUSE
| video = {{#ev:youtube|70LvKzxeHOE}}
| stardate = 27 August 2009
| subject = {{Website|The Internet}}
| style = {{Rage|text}}
| shirt = {{GreenBlackTrim|text}}
| previous = [[Show_RESPECT_to_me,_"C"CWC| Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC]]
| next = [[THAT_IS_MY_HOUSE#Uncut| ECV 00192]]
}}

===Transcript===

''[Chris races into frame, VERY angry and upset]''

This does not even deserve a [[Captain's Log]] introduction, ''[dramatic [[glasses]] removal]'' BECAUSE this is DEAD SERIOUS. The [[Tour of Chris's house|inside and outside tour]] I did A FEW MONTHS ago of my house, everyone on the Internet...

''[Chris jumps up and suddenly begins to scream in a fit of childish rage, flapping his arms as he puts louder emphasis on certain words]''

'''''MY [[Barbara Chandler|MOTHER]] AND MY [[Bob Chandler|FATHER]]''' ARE '''ANGRY''' AT ME!'''''

'''THEY'RE BLAMING''' IT AT ME! '''IT'S MY FAULT, I ADMIT IT!''' IT'S MY FAULT; I WANT EVERYTHING A'''''BOUT MY HOUSE'''''

'''''OFF! THE! INTERNET!'''''

''[Chris starts gesticulating ridiculously]'' I'll send in detectives! I'll send in [[Jerkops|police]]! I'll send in EVERYTHING IN MY '''[[Power|POWER]]!'''

''[There is a noticeable jump-cut, as a result of a removed scene in which [[Bob Chandler]] enters and talks with Chris. Chris's glasses are back on his face and the door is left open from when Bob walked in. See the Uncut version below]''

So yeah, please, get everything off the Internet...

{{RageQuote|NowNOWNOW''NOWNOW
'''NOWWWWWW!'''''}}
''[Chris stomps the ground as he yells, the camera noticably shakes]''

''[He quickly calms down then holds up peace sign]''

[[Curse ye ha me ha|Curse]] the [[trolls]], peace to everyone else.

==Uncut==

{{quote|Shut that goddamn thing off!|Bob Chandler, addressing his old foe: that ''goddamn Internet''}}

An uncut version aka '''ECV 00192''' was posted by [[Vivian Gee]] on 29 August 2009, where [[Bob Chandler]] walks in and scolds Chris, stating his fear that the videos could lead to the [http://www.vdh.state.va.us/LHD/ThomasJefferson/Greene/ Health Department of Greene County] discovering the squalor of the [[14 Branchland Court|Chandler Household]] and condemn it.

===Video===

{{Tardrage}}

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = ECV 00192
| image = {{#ev:youtube|UJbjb47nEfY}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 29 August 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Rage.png]] Rage
| Shirt = [[Image:Greenblacktrim.png]] Green with Black Trim
| previous = [[THAT_IS_MY_HOUSE| THAT IS MY HOUSE]]
| next = [[Bless_the_Fans,_Curse_the_Trolls| Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls]]
}} </center>

====Transcript====

''[At 0:28, [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] opens the door and walks in]''

'''Chris''': ...THAT-- GET IT '''OFF''' THE INNERNET...

'''Bob''': Listen-to-me! ''[muffled by CWC's "OFF THE INTERNET!"]'' Listen to me.

'''Chris''': ''[his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|expression changes rapidly]] and slowly turns to face Bob]'' Yes...

'''Bob''': Listen to '''ME'''.

'''Chris''': Yes.

'''Bob''': Shut that goddamn thing off! [walks over to Chris, as he turns off his [[PS3|PSEye]]] I don't care what you do. ''[pointing at PSEye]'' You get all that stuff off of there. Tonight.

'''Chris''': I'm working on it. ''[slaps hands to his side]''

'''Bob''': Go work on it! ''[points to the door, instructing Chris to go to the computer downstairs]''

'''Chris''': I am working--

'''Bob''': Do you ''realize''? Do. ''you''. '''realize''' something? Let me tell you: If the [http://www.vdh.state.va.us/LHD/ThomasJefferson/Greene/ Health Department of Greene County] sees those videos, that you put on the damn internet, they could condemn our house, and we would have to move out of it.

'''Chris''':'' [sighs]'' I see.

'''Bob''': You go get that goddamn stuff off of there and fast.

'''Chris''': I'm woorking on it! I was making a YouTube vi--uh, a vid-dya for YouTube t-tellin' ev'rybody, "Get the images off of the Internet". Y'know it's not...

'''Bob''': Nooo...

'''Chris''': Its--It's, ahh, ''out of my control'' ''[flails arms]''

'''Bob''': No, '''you''' get 'em off.

'''Chris''': It's out of my control! I don't know where to go! ''I DUNNO KNOW WHERE TA GO!''

'''Bob''': Yooou loaded them up there, you unload 'em!

'''Chris''': I'm working on it!

'''Bob''': Go do ''it!''

'''Chris''': ''I AM WORK'-- I AM DOIN' IT... I'M STARTIN'...

'''Bob''': GGet in ''here'' and do ''it''!

'''Chris''': I--''[sputters]''

'''Bob''': ''[walks out of the room]'' I'll be up all night with you if ''I have to''. You won't get any sleep until that stuff's off.

'''Chris''': I'll working on it!

'''Bob''': ''[from outside]'' Git in there and staart!

'''Chris''': ''III'M. WOR-KIN'. ON IT! LET ME DO THAT STUPID VIDEO SO I CAN TELL [[Trolls|E'RRYBODY]], [[True_and_Loyal_Fanbase|IN MY COMMAND]], TO GET EVERYTHIN'-- HELP ME GET EVERYTHIN' OFF THE INTERNET!'--'

'''Bob''': ''[interrupting]'' Listennn,

'''Chris''': --about our house!

'''Bob''': I don't wanna get kicked outta ''my'' house. By the Health Department. And what you just did was stick a knife in our back, and kill us! ''[Bob exits the room again]''

'''Chris''': Aw'right... lemme just...

'''Bob''': Get that ''stuff'' OFFA THERE...

'''Chris''': '''I'M ''WOORK'''''--

'''Bob''': ...and get it offa there fast!

'''Chris''': I'm WORKIN' on it! I'm ''WORKIN' '' on it!'' [Chris appears to resume recording footage for his video]''

''[Cut footage ends at 2:11, continuing into NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOWWWWW]''

==The Greene County Health Department responds==

In addition to creating many, many mirrors of the videos Bob wanted cut down, some more intrepid viewers actually did contact the Greene County Health Department. The Health Department did respond (3 weeks later) to one such letter, although they seemed indifferent and stated the Chandler's decision to live in a garbage house full of dirty dishes and animal feces was part of their inalienable rights as guaranteed by the US Constitution:

{{quotebox|Dear Bob S:

Thank you for your interest in this situation. The challenge is to
clarify if the conditions at this residence are a risk to the public's
health or if they are personal risks accepted by the individuals that
choose to live there.

Public Health relates to the general health of a community. When
diseases can be transmitted from person to person or when the health
risk affects the community, regulations have normally been enacted to
address these public health threats. Even so, the individual's right to
choose is protected by the Constitution. We know smoking greatly
increases the risk of cancer and heart disease, yet individuals continue
to choose to smoke. Regulations are in place to minimize public exposure
to contaminated or mishandled foods, yet some individuals still choose
to eat raw hamburger. In the case you've brought to our attention, the
"deplorable conditions" you refer to appear to be confined to the
individual residence and are the choice of those that live there. They
do not appear to effect the health of the community. There are no
specific health regulations that address individual choices in private
living conditions.

We have contacted the building official to see if any building, zoning
of fire prevention laws apply and were informed that they did not. We
also contacted the Greene County Attorney to see if he knew of any
County ordinances that would be applicable. He did not know of any. We
also contacted adult protective services to make sure they are aware of
the situation.

Please contact me if I can be of further assistance.

Jeffrey T. McDaniel 
Environmental Health Manager 
[http://www.vdh.state.va.us/LHD/thomasjefferson/ Thomas Jefferson Health District]}}

==Current state of the Chandler household==

In [[Mailbag 25]] Chris revealed that he lied to his Father, telling him that he had gotten the house vids off of the internet. While there is little chance of the Chandler pig sty actually being condemned we can expect a shitstorm very soon. The next time Chris misses a few days in a row of his comic, it may be because Bob learned the house vids were still up and cut down the internet.

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = NOW MIX
| video = {{#ev:youtube|euiWcvwoON8}}
| Stardate = 27 August 2009
| Maker = [[Vivian]]
| Subject =
| Video Type = Remix
| Other Info = [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JuVHCJVYf4 The original song]
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = "That's My House!" - Ca. 1912 Silent Film Starring Christian and Robert Chandler
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ENSKi4_mO3A}}
| Stardate = 27 August 2009
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/tregnier279 tregnier279]
| Subject =
| Video Type = Remix
| Other Info = [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENSKi4_mO3A The original video]
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWC-Tok (Presented to You by Christian Weston Chandler)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|7V1gEjtmm9M}}
| Stardate = 09 January 2010
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject =
| Video Type = Remix
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Duke Nukem meets Chris-chan
| video = {{#ev:youtube|vnnQor5iecc}}
| Stardate = 17 September 2010
| Maker = AnimuAnimalia
| Subject =
| Video Type = Chris Chan Forever
}}

==See also==

*[[Bob Walks In]]
*[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]
*[[Tour of Chris's House]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC]]|nextlink=[[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls]]|}}

{{Troll Videos}}
{{LeakedVideos}}

[[Category:Leaked videos]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

THAT IS MY HOUSE

2010-11-17T16:53:49Z

OhhhMyAxels:

'''THAT IS MY HOUSE''', aka '''ECV 00193''', is a video uploaded 27 [[August 2009]] in which [[Chris]] demands footage of his [[14 Branchland Court|house]] be removed from the [[Internet]].

Chris took down the video not too long afterward, only for it be re-uploaded by [[troll]] [[TheCWCvilleLibrary|archivists]]. On 29 August 2009, an uncut version of the video featuring [[Bob Chandler|Chris's father]] was acquired by [[Vivian Gee]] and [[PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked|leaked]] onto [[YouTube]].

==Description==

{{quotebox|I was Already In Deep Enough, but THIS IS TOO DEEP! GET ALL MY HOUSE IMAGES OFF THE INTERNET!

I am counting on ALL FULL Positive Cooperation in this major matter.

Christian Weston Chandler, August 17 [sic], 2009 }}

==Video==

{{Tardrage}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = THAT IS MY HOUSE
| video = {{#ev:youtube|70LvKzxeHOE}}
| stardate = 27 August 2009
| subject = {{Website|The Internet}}
| style = {{Rage|text}}
| shirt = {{GreenBlackTrim|text}}
| previous = [[Show_RESPECT_to_me,_"C"CWC| Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC]]
| next = [[THAT_IS_MY_HOUSE#Uncut| ECV 00192]]
}}

===Transcript===

''[Chris races into frame, VERY angry and upset]''

This does not even deserve a [[Captain's Log]] introduction, ''[dramatic [[glasses]] removal]'' BECAUSE this is DEAD SERIOUS. The [[Tour of Chris's house|inside and outside tour]] I did A FEW MONTHS ago of my house, everyone on the Internet...

''[Chris jumps up and suddenly begins to scream in a fit of childish rage, flapping his arms as he puts louder emphasis on certain words]''

'''''MY [[Barbara Chandler|MOTHER]] AND MY [[Bob Chandler|FATHER]]''' ARE '''ANGRY''' AT ME!'''''

'''THEY'RE BLAMING''' IT AT ME! '''IT'S MY FAULT, I ADMIT IT!''' IT'S MY FAULT; I WANT EVERYTHING A'''''BOUT MY HOUSE'''''

'''''OFF! THE! INTERNET!'''''

''[Chris starts gesticulating ridiculously]'' I'll send in detectives! I'll send in [[Jerkops|police]]! I'll send in EVERYTHING IN MY '''[[Power|POWER]]!'''

''[There is a noticeable jump-cut, as a result of a removed scene in which [[Bob Chandler]] enters and talks with Chris. Chris's glasses are back on his face and the door is left open from when Bob walked in. See the Uncut version below]''

So yeah, please, get everything off the Internet...

{{RageQuote|NowNOWNOW''NOWNOW
'''NOWWWWWW!'''''}}
''[Chris stomps the ground as he yells, the camera noticably shakes]''

''[He quickly calms down then holds up peace sign]''

[[Curse ye ha me ha|Curse]] the [[trolls]], peace to everyone else.

==Uncut==

{{quote|Shut that goddamn thing off!|Bob Chandler, addressing his old foe: that ''goddamn Internet''}}

An uncut version aka '''ECV 00192''' was posted by [[Vivian Gee]] on 29 August 2009, where [[Bob Chandler]] walks in and scolds Chris. This is the second, and hopefully not the last time we see, or hear, Bob showing any kind of parental authority over Chris.

We also learn the real reason why Chris's parents are concerned about the tour videos: the fear that the [http://www.vdh.state.va.us/LHD/ThomasJefferson/Greene/ Health Department of Greene County] will discover the squalor of the [[14 Branchland Court|Chandler Household]] and condemn it.

Also noteworthy is the fact that this marks the first Chris video explicitly featuring another living, breathing person (as opposed to [[Kimmi|an inflatable person, made of plastic]]).

===Video===

{{Tardrage}}

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = ECV 00192
| image = {{#ev:youtube|UJbjb47nEfY}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 29 August 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Rage.png]] Rage
| Shirt = [[Image:Greenblacktrim.png]] Green with Black Trim
| previous = [[THAT_IS_MY_HOUSE| THAT IS MY HOUSE]]
| next = [[Bless_the_Fans,_Curse_the_Trolls| Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls]]
}} </center>

====Transcript====

''[At 0:28, [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] opens the door and walks in]''

'''Chris''': ...THAT-- GET IT '''OFF''' THE INNERNET...

'''Bob''': Listen-to-me! ''[muffled by CWC's "OFF THE INTERNET!"]'' Listen to me.

'''Chris''': ''[his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|expression changes rapidly]] and slowly turns to face Bob]'' Yes...

'''Bob''': Listen to '''ME'''.

'''Chris''': Yes.

'''Bob''': Shut that goddamn thing off! [walks over to Chris, as he turns off his [[PS3|PSEye]]] I don't care what you do. ''[pointing at PSEye]'' You get all that stuff off of there. Tonight.

'''Chris''': I'm working on it. ''[slaps hands to his side]''

'''Bob''': Go work on it! ''[points to the door, instructing Chris to go to the computer downstairs]''

'''Chris''': I am working--

'''Bob''': Do you ''realize''? Do. ''you''. '''realize''' something? Let me tell you: If the [http://www.vdh.state.va.us/LHD/ThomasJefferson/Greene/ Health Department of Greene County] sees those videos, that you put on the damn internet, they could condemn our house, and we would have to move out of it.

'''Chris''':'' [sighs]'' I see.

'''Bob''': You go get that goddamn stuff off of there and fast.

'''Chris''': I'm woorking on it! I was making a YouTube vi--uh, a vid-dya for YouTube t-tellin' ev'rybody, "Get the images off of the Internet". Y'know it's not...

'''Bob''': Nooo...

'''Chris''': Its--It's, ahh, ''out of my control'' ''[flails arms]''

'''Bob''': No, '''you''' get 'em off.

'''Chris''': It's out of my control! I don't know where to go! ''I DUNNO KNOW WHERE TA GO!''

'''Bob''': Yooou loaded them up there, you unload 'em!

'''Chris''': I'm working on it!

'''Bob''': Go do ''it!''

'''Chris''': ''I AM WORK'-- I AM DOIN' IT... I'M STARTIN'...

'''Bob''': GGet in ''here'' and do ''it''!

'''Chris''': I--''[sputters]''

'''Bob''': ''[walks out of the room]'' I'll be up all night with you if ''I have to''. You won't get any sleep until that stuff's off.

'''Chris''': I'll working on it!

'''Bob''': ''[from outside]'' Git in there and staart!

'''Chris''': ''III'M. WOR-KIN'. ON IT! LET ME DO THAT STUPID VIDEO SO I CAN TELL [[Trolls|E'RRYBODY]], [[True_and_Loyal_Fanbase|IN MY COMMAND]], TO GET EVERYTHIN'-- HELP ME GET EVERYTHIN' OFF THE INTERNET!'--'

'''Bob''': ''[interrupting]'' Listennn,

'''Chris''': --about our house!

'''Bob''': I don't wanna get kicked outta ''my'' house. By the Health Department. And what you just did was stick a knife in our back, and kill us! ''[Bob exits the room again]''

'''Chris''': Aw'right... lemme just...

'''Bob''': Get that ''stuff'' OFFA THERE...

'''Chris''': '''I'M ''WOORK'''''--

'''Bob''': ...and get it offa there fast!

'''Chris''': I'm WORKIN' on it! I'm ''WORKIN' '' on it!'' [Chris appears to resume recording footage for his video]''

''[Cut footage ends at 2:11, continuing into NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOWWWWW]''

==The Greene County Health Department responds==

In addition to creating many, many mirrors of the videos Bob wanted cut down, some more intrepid viewers actually did contact the Greene County Health Department. The Health Department did respond (3 weeks later) to one such letter, although they seemed indifferent and stated the Chandler's decision to live in a garbage house full of dirty dishes and animal feces was part of their inalienable rights as guaranteed by the US Constitution:

{{quotebox|Dear Bob S:

Thank you for your interest in this situation. The challenge is to
clarify if the conditions at this residence are a risk to the public's
health or if they are personal risks accepted by the individuals that
choose to live there.

Public Health relates to the general health of a community. When
diseases can be transmitted from person to person or when the health
risk affects the community, regulations have normally been enacted to
address these public health threats. Even so, the individual's right to
choose is protected by the Constitution. We know smoking greatly
increases the risk of cancer and heart disease, yet individuals continue
to choose to smoke. Regulations are in place to minimize public exposure
to contaminated or mishandled foods, yet some individuals still choose
to eat raw hamburger. In the case you've brought to our attention, the
"deplorable conditions" you refer to appear to be confined to the
individual residence and are the choice of those that live there. They
do not appear to effect the health of the community. There are no
specific health regulations that address individual choices in private
living conditions.

We have contacted the building official to see if any building, zoning
of fire prevention laws apply and were informed that they did not. We
also contacted the Greene County Attorney to see if he knew of any
County ordinances that would be applicable. He did not know of any. We
also contacted adult protective services to make sure they are aware of
the situation.

Please contact me if I can be of further assistance.

Jeffrey T. McDaniel 
Environmental Health Manager 
[http://www.vdh.state.va.us/LHD/thomasjefferson/ Thomas Jefferson Health District]}}

==Current state of the Chandler household==

In [[Mailbag 25]] Chris revealed that he lied to his Father, telling him that he had gotten the house vids off of the internet. While there is little chance of the Chandler pig sty actually being condemned we can expect a shitstorm very soon. The next time Chris misses a few days in a row of his comic, it may be because Bob learned the house vids were still up and cut down the internet.

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = NOW MIX
| video = {{#ev:youtube|euiWcvwoON8}}
| Stardate = 27 August 2009
| Maker = [[Vivian]]
| Subject =
| Video Type = Remix
| Other Info = [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JuVHCJVYf4 The original song]
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = "That's My House!" - Ca. 1912 Silent Film Starring Christian and Robert Chandler
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ENSKi4_mO3A}}
| Stardate = 27 August 2009
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/tregnier279 tregnier279]
| Subject =
| Video Type = Remix
| Other Info = [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENSKi4_mO3A The original video]
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWC-Tok (Presented to You by Christian Weston Chandler)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|7V1gEjtmm9M}}
| Stardate = 09 January 2010
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject =
| Video Type = Remix
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Duke Nukem meets Chris-chan
| video = {{#ev:youtube|vnnQor5iecc}}
| Stardate = 17 September 2010
| Maker = AnimuAnimalia
| Subject =
| Video Type = Chris Chan Forever
}}

==See also==

*[[Bob Walks In]]
*[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]
*[[Tour of Chris's House]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC]]|nextlink=[[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls]]|}}

{{Troll Videos}}
{{LeakedVideos}}

[[Category:Leaked videos]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

CWC Shout Out to Sarah May

2010-11-17T06:04:40Z

OhhhMyAxels:

'''CWC Shout Out to Sarah May''' is a video made after [[Sarah May]] attempted suicide because [[Chris]] called her "[[Julie]]" multiple times in [[Mumble 8]] on 17 [[February 2009]].
==Video==

<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Shout Out to Sarah May
| image = {{#ev:youtube|OgwgHSjWcfY}}
| Stardate = 18 February 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Galpals.png]] [[Gal pal|Gal Pals]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Tragedy.png]] Tragedy
| previous = [[CWC Update 10 February 2009#Video|CWC Update 10 February 2009]]
| next = [[CWC Update 18 February 2009#Video|CWC Update 18 February 2009]]
}}</center>

===Transcript===
This message is for [[Sarah May]]. Sarah, I feel terrible about what-about the big mistake I made in our conversation. I hope you don't do anything stupid, I pray you're still alive and well. 'Cause If you, you, submitted [[Ryan Cash|suicide]] or hurt yourself, because of my actions, I'd feel terrible.

Sarah, I care about you very much. Please, be alive, I care about you...as a friend. And you are a sweet friend, and you are, you are, a sweetest, the sweetest among my sweetest friend I've made in my lifetime and I'd just cry if I lost you. Let me know that you're still alive. Send another application to join the [[Sonichu Girls]] forum. If you replied, you reply, and mention, I know you're still alive and we can put all this behind us.

Hopefully I'll get to talk to you again soon. I love you, Sarah May. I love you as my friend.

===Dramatic Movie Edition===
<center>{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = A very emotional Chris-Chan video
| video = {{#ev:youtube|EvqM1rIpcww}}
| Stardate = 01 [[February 2010]]
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/Ashlink Ashlink]
| Subject = CWC Shout Out to Sarah May
| Video Type = Video Edit
}}</center>

One year later, a very dramatic and heartwarming edition of the story of Sarah and Chris was released by Clyde Pictures. This is the ending of the movie.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC Update 10 February 2009]]|nextlink=[[CWC Update 18 February 2009]]|}}
{{Sweetheart Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

CWC Shout Out to Sarah May

2010-11-17T06:04:25Z

OhhhMyAxels:

'''CWC Shout Out to Sarah May''' is a video made after [[Sarah May]] attempted suicide because [[Chris]] called her "[[Julie]]" multiple times In [[Mumble 8]] on 17 [[February 2009]].
==Video==

<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Shout Out to Sarah May
| image = {{#ev:youtube|OgwgHSjWcfY}}
| Stardate = 18 February 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Galpals.png]] [[Gal pal|Gal Pals]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Tragedy.png]] Tragedy
| previous = [[CWC Update 10 February 2009#Video|CWC Update 10 February 2009]]
| next = [[CWC Update 18 February 2009#Video|CWC Update 18 February 2009]]
}}</center>

===Transcript===
This message is for [[Sarah May]]. Sarah, I feel terrible about what-about the big mistake I made in our conversation. I hope you don't do anything stupid, I pray you're still alive and well. 'Cause If you, you, submitted [[Ryan Cash|suicide]] or hurt yourself, because of my actions, I'd feel terrible.

Sarah, I care about you very much. Please, be alive, I care about you...as a friend. And you are a sweet friend, and you are, you are, a sweetest, the sweetest among my sweetest friend I've made in my lifetime and I'd just cry if I lost you. Let me know that you're still alive. Send another application to join the [[Sonichu Girls]] forum. If you replied, you reply, and mention, I know you're still alive and we can put all this behind us.

Hopefully I'll get to talk to you again soon. I love you, Sarah May. I love you as my friend.

===Dramatic Movie Edition===
<center>{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = A very emotional Chris-Chan video
| video = {{#ev:youtube|EvqM1rIpcww}}
| Stardate = 01 [[February 2010]]
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/Ashlink Ashlink]
| Subject = CWC Shout Out to Sarah May
| Video Type = Video Edit
}}</center>

One year later, a very dramatic and heartwarming edition of the story of Sarah and Chris was released by Clyde Pictures. This is the ending of the movie.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC Update 10 February 2009]]|nextlink=[[CWC Update 18 February 2009]]|}}
{{Sweetheart Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

CWC Address to Unilever About AXE

2010-11-15T20:59:08Z

OhhhMyAxels: There's no need to revert something back entirely when only one line in three paragraphs is relevant. Cleaned up again.

'''CWC Address to Unilever About AXE''' is a two part video series (now archived as one video) made when [[Chris]] learned that [[Axe]], the line of men's hygiene products (also known as LYNX), is popular among [[homos|gay men]]. The second half was originally removed by YouTube due to a violation.

==Video==

{{Tardrage}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Address to Unilever About AXE
| image = {{#ev:youtube|uKQctHJ71hA}}
| stardate = 2 May 2009
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| subject = {{Homos|text}}
| shirt = {{CreepyRobe|text}}
| previous = [[For My Sweetest Ivy]]
| next = [[MEOW]]
}}

===Transcript of Part 1===

Good day, I wish to, uh, make an announcement, uh, upon the side note, uh, aside from my usual work blagh would like to, uh, blagh make a claim, uh, make it obvious of to the creators of, uh, my favorite br- one of my favorite brand of, uh, body spray: AXE. [Presents AXE spray] Apparently it ha- it has come to my attention that, uh, bunch of, uh, people of the, uh, wrong orientation are, uh, using the, uh, AXE brand, ah, by which I mean particularly the, uh, homosexuals.

Eh eweh thusly a stereotype has been, uh, m- has been made if you, uh, if, has been made apparently, uh, has been made apparently '''‘you be gay if you wore AXE.’''' That’s so stupid it’s not I mean it’s not true I mean I’m straight and I have been using AXE for years. [Presents AXE again] I’m a proud sub- I’m a proud user of AXE ‘cos originally as it was originally intended for and I quote: [Reading label] “Effective deodorant protection designed to seduce the ladies” and then later, uh, when they expanded to, uh, the, uh, shower gel they continued with that in saying, uh, “ah kee—dr—kee—nahh let’s see. Hydrates your skin leavin’ it so pure that she’ll th—that ''she-ll'' think ''she’s'' the first one to touch it,” and then later again in, uh, shampoo it says here [Reading label] “Get girl approved hair. Wash, attract, repeat.”

Even though, uh, the comments, the, uh, comments, uh, sound, uh, sexist, uh, as I have learned, uh, on, uh, on their page on Wikipedia [gasp] I still feel that, uh, I have been at, uh, I still feel that, uh, is, uh, a big, uh, a big misuse and complete immoral act that the homosexuals take use of our of the AXE brand which is prefer- which is dimensionally and originally oriented towards the straight people. I mean men attract ladies. It means they’re straight. They want to attract the ladies they’re straight. Please, okay, that didn’t come out right but my point is anyway, uh, AXE is more straight is more meant for straight people: straight men who wish to attract the straight, nyell, the ladies.

The straight men who wish to attract the ladies and I have been the proud us—prow user of AXE throughout the many bre—throughout the many, uh, variations, ehmore to come and more out there to [stuttering] out there to market and I’m sure, other than the body spray, the ehshower gel and the shampoo. In any case, AXE was adridgionally meant for, and should remain, only for the straight men who wish to attract the women. It is not meant for a homosexual dude to attract another homosexual dude. Ahem. Ticks me off. It really does.

So I hope that, uh, the aff—that the, uh, Unilever the company that creates the AXE products, uh, sees this, uh, video on the YouTube and also, uh, would like also, uh, I would like t- to, uh, well I’d be say— I'd be, uh, I would be sound like, uh, some kind of bad person if I tell 'em to not sell to the homosexuals but I wa—but it should be more obvious from the package that it is meant for straight people. Y'know and also I would like to make the following statement to all homosexuals who dare use it. '''You homosexuals, stay off of our AXE!'''

Peace out.

===Transcript of Part 2===

I wish to, uh, take a moment right now to, uh, read a letter I have just hand-written for the, uh, Unilever company about the, uh, issue at hand with AXE. I read this out loud because I currently cannot find the snail mail address, but when I do I will mail it off directly. But I re—but I read it now for hope that they will at least be able to get the—get the understanding and the gist of my, uh, of my proposition and hopefully do something about it and will not blow me off because of an opinion.

Hmmm. Anyway, to the Unilever company who creates, uh, AXE body spray, shower gel, shampoo, and all of that.

Dear Sir or Madam,

I, Christian Weston Chandler, have been a loyal user of AXE body spray for years now, and I have been enjoying the scent as I look forward to it making me smell better to attract (and keep one of) women to be my sweetheart. I have been sussessful with being enjoyed by my sweetheart—[''looks up to camera''] my sweetest [[Ivy]]. [''continues'']—who enjoys my pleasant presence and company with her.

I write the letter today, with concern of hearing that the '''ho-mo-sess-u-al pop-u-la-tion''' wear the AXE body spray as often as or greater than the straight people. Like myself. For the longest time, AXE has been advertised and meant for STRAIGHT men to attract WOMEN. It was certainly NOT meant to attract... '''other dudes'''.

I would like—I would ask to ban sale of—and use of the product from the homos, ''but that would be [[autism|retarded]]''. Instead I respectfully and humbly request that on the package a statement li—such as "DESIGNED ONLY FOR STRAIGHT ORIENTED MEN" or something strongly similar. Please make this so, and please do not try to blow me off for having an opinion about the product. Or having an opinion about the homosexuals. Because I do not care much about them.

Sincerely, 
Christian Weston Chandler 
Proud Straight Male AXE User

Peace.

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWC the Volcano Does Not Approve of Homosexuals Using AXE
| video = {{#ev:youtube|3RxTycDxwqY}}
| Stardate = 09 September 2009
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/manwithoutabody manwithoutabody]
| Subject =
| Video Type = YouTube Poop
| Other Info =
}}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[For My Sweetest Ivy]]|nextlink=[[MEOW]]|}}
{{Videos}}

[[Category:Homos]]

CWC with Bible - Leviticus

2010-11-15T20:44:14Z

OhhhMyAxels:

{{quote|So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone....| John 8:7, a Bible verse Chris seemed to miss}}

{{quote|Judge not, that ye be not judged.| Matthew 7:1, another verse Chris seemed to miss}}

On March 8, [[Chris]] watched an episode of ''[[Family Guy]]'' ("Family Gay"), in which Peter Griffin becomes [[homos]]exual, and Stewie cites the Bible verse Leviticus 18:22 in opposition of this development. Because of this, Chris was inspired to make "'''CWC with Bible - Leviticus'''".

After his bible reading, Chris mentions that he is hard at work on a new [[Sonichu medallion]], and publicly announces that he is no longer focusing the Internet as a front in his [[Love Quest]]. Instead, he has begun using a novelty book written by a nine-year-old to help him talk to girls in person.

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC with Bible - Leviticus
| image = {{#ev:youtube|Fc2nDqoH-Zk}}
| Stardate = 10 [[March 2009]]
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:homosn.png]] Homos
| Shirt = [[Image:Redyellowstripeshirt.png]] Red/yellow striped shirt
| previous = [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_March_4th,_2009#Epilogue|CWC Calls Out Max]]
| next = [[CWC Callout for Miss Emily and Stephanie#Watch|CWC Callout for Miss Emily and Stephanie]]
}}

{{quote|…I ''stand'' behind the truths of the Holy God and Lord.}}

===Transcript===

[[Captain's Log]], Stardate: March… 9th, 2009.

I am here just to, uh, remind everybody I am wearing my ring. And I want everybody to know that when I am wearing my ring, I am being most honest and upfront, just like I did when I wore my medallion. And incidentally, I'm working on another one. Hopefully, I'll have it coated in metal.

But also, on another note, I would like to, uh, state an obvious fact that has been revealed in the latest episode of ''[[Family Guy]]'', and backs me up on the f—on the fact that… [[homos|ho-mo-sex-u-al-i-ty-and-gay-ness]] is just plain wrong. And Stewie has quoted that—the Bible verse that has just—that basically says it in a nutshell. Leviticus: chapter 18, verse 22:

<blockquote>“Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable.”<ref>Leviticus 18:22 (New International Version)</ref></blockquote>

And to go on further, among the first number of verses:

<blockquote>“The Lord said to Boses, ‘Speak to the Israelites and say to them: “I am the Lord your God. You must ''not'' do as they do in Egypt, where you used to live, and you must… not do as they do in the land of Canaan, where I am bringing you. Do not follow their practices. You must obey my laws and be careful to follow my decrees. I am the Lord your God. Keep my decrees and laws, for the man who obeys them and will live by them. I am the Lord.”’”<ref>Leviticus 18:1-5 (New International Version)</ref></blockquote>

And majority of the laws is basically do not sleep with, uh, your relati—with your ''close'' relatives or the, uh, relation of those relatives. And, uh, because in the end, it just described here, uh... from, uh, 25, and so on.

<blockquote>“Even the land was defiled…”<ref>Leviticus 18:25 (New International Version)</ref></blockquote>

…among such things…

<blockquote>“…so, I punished it for its sin, and the land vomited out its inhabitants. But you must keep my decrees and my laws. The native-born and the aliens living among you must not do any of these detestable things…”<ref>Leviticus 18:25-27 (New International Version)</ref></blockquote>

Especially sleeping with a man as you would a woman... you homos.

Now, where was I? Oh, yeah...

<blockquote>“…for all these things were done by the people who lived in the land before you, and the land became defiled. And if you defile the land, it will vomit you out as it vomited out the nations that were before you. Everyone who does any of these detestable things… such persons must be cut off from their people. Keep my requirements, and do not follow any of the detestable customs that were practiced before you… came and- before you came, and do not defile yourselves with them. I am the Lord your God.”<ref>Leviticus 18:27-30 (New International Version)</ref></blockquote>

This was chapter 18 of Leviticus, in the Holy Bible. And verse 22.

[''shakes head and shrugs''] Sorry, homos… but I ''stand'' behind the truths of the Holy God and Lord. Thank you, and have a pleasant day.

[''jump cut'']

And, uh, also, just to add another note: I am also—uh, I have also stopped in trying to find true love and romance over the Internet, and have currently—I have currently at lea—or—and possibly temporarily ceased to—ceased talking from instant messages and the Mumble on the Internet. I've taken the first step into encouraging myself to actually talking to the women around here. And I quote the book that I have learned about from the John Tesh radio show, as well as my, uh, pastoral counselor: ''[[How to Talk to Girls]]'' by Alec Greven... a 9-year-old. You can find a video where he talks about his book on [http://www.amazon.com/How-Talk-Girls-Alec-Greven/dp/0061709999/ Amazon.com]. ''Great book''!

The only thing that I disagree about is the—is the fact that, uh... men are the magnets and the women, they are the metal. Because it can go either way. He just basically backs up to the fact that—ab—of us guys being the magnets—''only on their brains!'' Only on the brains. Only if they're smart enough. I mean, not every man is smart! I'm not saying I'm dumb, or naïve. But not every man is smart. So... that's a false statement, Alec. But I commend you on the rest of your words, if you're listening to this, Alec.

Thank you. Have a pleasant day.

==References==

<references />

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC Update 4 March 2009]]|nextlink=[[CWC Callout for Miss Emily and Stephanie]]|}}
{{Captain's Log}}

[[Category:Captain's log entries| 2009-03-10]]
[[Category:Homos| 2009-03-10]]

CWC with Bible - Leviticus

2010-11-15T20:43:37Z

OhhhMyAxels: Fair enough, but there's still a lot of stuff that doesn't belong here. Cleaned it up.

{{quote|So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone....| John 8:7, a Bible verse Chris seemed to miss}}

{{quote|Judge not, that ye be not judged.| Matthew 7:1, another verse Chris seemed to miss}}

On March 8, [[Chris]] watched an episode of ''[[Family Guy]]'' ("Family Gay"), in which Peter Griffin becomes [[homos]]exual, and Stewie cites the Bible verse Leviticus 18:22 in opposition of this development, and was inspired to make "'''CWC with Bible - Leviticus'''".

After his bible reading, Chris mentions that he is hard at work on a new [[Sonichu medallion]], and publicly announces that he is no longer focusing the Internet as a front in his [[Love Quest]]. Instead, he has begun using a novelty book written by a nine-year-old to help him talk to girls in person.

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC with Bible - Leviticus
| image = {{#ev:youtube|Fc2nDqoH-Zk}}
| Stardate = 10 [[March 2009]]
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:homosn.png]] Homos
| Shirt = [[Image:Redyellowstripeshirt.png]] Red/yellow striped shirt
| previous = [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_March_4th,_2009#Epilogue|CWC Calls Out Max]]
| next = [[CWC Callout for Miss Emily and Stephanie#Watch|CWC Callout for Miss Emily and Stephanie]]
}}

{{quote|…I ''stand'' behind the truths of the Holy God and Lord.}}

===Transcript===

[[Captain's Log]], Stardate: March… 9th, 2009.

I am here just to, uh, remind everybody I am wearing my ring. And I want everybody to know that when I am wearing my ring, I am being most honest and upfront, just like I did when I wore my medallion. And incidentally, I'm working on another one. Hopefully, I'll have it coated in metal.

But also, on another note, I would like to, uh, state an obvious fact that has been revealed in the latest episode of ''[[Family Guy]]'', and backs me up on the f—on the fact that… [[homos|ho-mo-sex-u-al-i-ty-and-gay-ness]] is just plain wrong. And Stewie has quoted that—the Bible verse that has just—that basically says it in a nutshell. Leviticus: chapter 18, verse 22:

<blockquote>“Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable.”<ref>Leviticus 18:22 (New International Version)</ref></blockquote>

And to go on further, among the first number of verses:

<blockquote>“The Lord said to Boses, ‘Speak to the Israelites and say to them: “I am the Lord your God. You must ''not'' do as they do in Egypt, where you used to live, and you must… not do as they do in the land of Canaan, where I am bringing you. Do not follow their practices. You must obey my laws and be careful to follow my decrees. I am the Lord your God. Keep my decrees and laws, for the man who obeys them and will live by them. I am the Lord.”’”<ref>Leviticus 18:1-5 (New International Version)</ref></blockquote>

And majority of the laws is basically do not sleep with, uh, your relati—with your ''close'' relatives or the, uh, relation of those relatives. And, uh, because in the end, it just described here, uh... from, uh, 25, and so on.

<blockquote>“Even the land was defiled…”<ref>Leviticus 18:25 (New International Version)</ref></blockquote>

…among such things…

<blockquote>“…so, I punished it for its sin, and the land vomited out its inhabitants. But you must keep my decrees and my laws. The native-born and the aliens living among you must not do any of these detestable things…”<ref>Leviticus 18:25-27 (New International Version)</ref></blockquote>

Especially sleeping with a man as you would a woman... you homos.

Now, where was I? Oh, yeah...

<blockquote>“…for all these things were done by the people who lived in the land before you, and the land became defiled. And if you defile the land, it will vomit you out as it vomited out the nations that were before you. Everyone who does any of these detestable things… such persons must be cut off from their people. Keep my requirements, and do not follow any of the detestable customs that were practiced before you… came and- before you came, and do not defile yourselves with them. I am the Lord your God.”<ref>Leviticus 18:27-30 (New International Version)</ref></blockquote>

This was chapter 18 of Leviticus, in the Holy Bible. And verse 22.

[''shakes head and shrugs''] Sorry, homos… but I ''stand'' behind the truths of the Holy God and Lord. Thank you, and have a pleasant day.

[''jump cut'']

And, uh, also, just to add another note: I am also—uh, I have also stopped in trying to find true love and romance over the Internet, and have currently—I have currently at lea—or—and possibly temporarily ceased to—ceased talking from instant messages and the Mumble on the Internet. I've taken the first step into encouraging myself to actually talking to the women around here. And I quote the book that I have learned about from the John Tesh radio show, as well as my, uh, pastoral counselor: ''[[How to Talk to Girls]]'' by Alec Greven... a 9-year-old. You can find a video where he talks about his book on [http://www.amazon.com/How-Talk-Girls-Alec-Greven/dp/0061709999/ Amazon.com]. ''Great book''!

The only thing that I disagree about is the—is the fact that, uh... men are the magnets and the women, they are the metal. Because it can go either way. He just basically backs up to the fact that—ab—of us guys being the magnets—''only on their brains!'' Only on the brains. Only if they're smart enough. I mean, not every man is smart! I'm not saying I'm dumb, or naïve. But not every man is smart. So... that's a false statement, Alec. But I commend you on the rest of your words, if you're listening to this, Alec.

Thank you. Have a pleasant day.

==References==

<references />

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC Update 4 March 2009]]|nextlink=[[CWC Callout for Miss Emily and Stephanie]]|}}
{{Captain's Log}}

[[Category:Captain's log entries| 2009-03-10]]
[[Category:Homos| 2009-03-10]]

CWC Major Update 26 March 2009

2010-11-15T20:36:15Z

OhhhMyAxels:

In "'''CWC Major Update 26 March 2009'''" (officially "'''CWC Major Update 03262009'''"), [[Chris]] threatens to withhold comics from his [[fans]] if [[trolls]] refuse to leave [[Megan]] alone.

==Video==

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Major Update 26 March 2009
| image = {{#ev:youtube|hBg-bn75Y1M}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 26 March 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:comics.png]] [[Comic|Comics]]
| Shirt = [[Image:Horizontalbluegrayshirt.png]] Horizontal blue/gray shirt
| previous = [[CWC_Music_Video_Holding_Out_For_a_Hero#Video|CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]]
| next = [[Tour_of_Chris's_House#Inside|Tour of Chris's House - Inside]]
}}</center>

{{quote|Leave Megan and her Family Alone. You will want to stay on my good side if you want to read more comic pages.}}

===Transcript===

[[Captain's Log]], Stardate: March 26th, 2009.

I wish to, uh, start this, uh, major update with a important note.

I have, uh, recently received a request from my old [[gal-pal]] [[Megan]]. Uh, some of you probably know her from the [[ED]] page. So many [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|mistakes]] were made in the past. [''[[sigh]]''] She wants to personally [''unintelligible''] haunt me every day. But... [''cough'']

I ask now that, uh, everybody who, uh, everybody who, uh, sees her in person and recognize her, please just leave her alone. Leave her alone.

Sh—she has been under so much [[stress]] from the n—not only the [[trolls]], but also from everybody who recognizes her and just bunch of damn.... So just simply put, please leave her alone and keep your opinions to yourselves. If you can't say something nice, say ''nothing''. [''cough'']

Plus, also, think about this: you guys stay on my good side if you want me to continue making the comic pages and getting the [[Sonichu]] site back up. Which is why I made it a major priority in my two previous videos I uploaded onto [[YouTube]], leave me and I—my new girlfriend [[Ivy]]—leave us alone. [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|Back off]].

So, amongst the with that between her—uh, between just like, uh... just like you would not interfere with me and Ivy, back off from Megan. If you want to stay on my good side, if you want me to keep drawing the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]].

I swear, or I swear to [[God]], if you get me on my [[CWCFlyingElephants|worst side]], my worst possible offense, I will cease. Swear to God. So just back off.

''Back off.''

Peace.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]]|nextlink=[[Tour of Chris's House]]|}}
{{Captain's Log}}

[[Category:Captain's log entries| 2009-03-26]]

CWC Major Update 26 March 2009

2010-11-15T20:36:06Z

OhhhMyAxels: Redirecting the video description for consistency.

CWC Update 10 February 2009

2010-11-09T17:36:31Z

OhhhMyAxels:

In "'''CWC Update 10 February 2009'''" (officially "'''CWC Update 02102009'''"), [[Chris]] shows off his bedroom floor in a bid to demonstrate to [[Clyde Cash]] that he has fulfilled his end of their agreement.

Chris then follows up by reading a letter from [[Nintendo]] of America, responding to his private query about his negotiations with [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and "revealing" that he had never been in correspondence with him at all.

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Update 10 February 2009
| image = {{#ev:youtube|MyXRpujNqT0}}
| Stardate = 10 February 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Reason.png]] Reason
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Video_games.png]] [[Video games]]
| Saga = [[Image:Miyamoto_saga.png]] [[Shigeru_Miyamoto|Miyamoto]] Saga [[Image:Julie_saga.png]] [[Julie]] saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Advicedogshirt.png]] Advice Dog
| previous = [[CWC Update 8 February 2009#Video|CWC Update 8 February 2009]]
| next = [[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May#Video|CWC Shout Out to Sarah May]]
}} </center>
{{quote|At this point, you all of my True and Loyal Sonichu and Rosechu fanbase may return to pestering N.O.A. via Snail Mail to get in touch with Me, VIA Snail Mail ONLY (not accepting e-mails), when they Finally Decide to work with me OFFICIALLY in putting Sonichu and Rosechu, and myself, on the Video Game Scene. Peace, Christian Weston Chandler.}}
{{quote|Ich bin schwul, Julie. Ich bin schwul.}}

===Transcript===

[''video opens with Chris filming his socked feet'']

[[Captain's Log]], Stardate: [[February 2009|February 10, 2009]].

[''starts tapping and shuffling left foot''] The reason why I have my camera aimed down at my ''feet''… is because… in respect to a promise… I am w-- I am wanting to ''keep''… I'm showing off the, uh, cleanliness of my [[room]], which I have just cleaned up.

[''films the floor at the foot of his bed''] For example, there's, uh… more ''walking space''.

[''films the floor on the far side of his bed''] Look right here. There's definitely space between that and the bed.

And you look over ''here''… [''films the path leading to his door''] more walking space… to the door! Plenty of space there.

[''films couch''] And I got that tub off the, uh, top of my… couch, so it don't fall down and hit anyone. I had to leave the stuff—''other'' stuff up there… but at least I didn't have to compromise much.

[''cut to a few bags sitting in Chris’s bathroom closet'']

I put the clutter I had and stuff into bags like ''these''… and put 'em in my bathroom closet. I got these bags for, like, a dime each when they were on clearance at my local [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]].

[''cut to a normal shot of Chris, back in his room, sitting on his couch'']

But, also, uh, after talking about that and making… [''stutters unintelligibly and sighs''] Clyde know that I've kept my promise. [''inhales deeply'']

''Ich bin schwul'', [[Julie]]. ''Ich bin schwul.'' 
[Note: This is [[Molvanîa|Molvanîan]] for "I love you"… and German for "I am gay".]

Anyway, uh… ''second'' update: I have received in the mail today a letter from Nintendo of America… [''holds up and wags an envelope''] in response to the piece I sent in the snail mail. [''withdraws letter, tosses envelope, and unfolds letter'']

It come from… Mike Chandler, over there. ''No relation''… least as far as I ''know''. [''holds letter up for the camera'']

Anyway, it has pr—it has… tol—it has proven my th—my family and my congregation's as well as my ''own'' theories. I shall read it to you from beginning to end.

[[Image:NOALetterMikeChandler.jpg|thumb|right|The letter Chris reads from Mike Chandler (no relation).]]

It says here:

<blockquote>“Dear Christian, 

Thank you for your recent letter. I appreciate having this opportunity to be of assistance. 
Mr. Shigeru Mayamoto did not have a meeting scheduled with you, nor ha—hes—has he been corresponding with you. Mr. Mayamoto speaks and writes only very limited English, and our game development teams do ''not'' accept unsolicited games, suggestions, or ideas. Although Mr. Mayamoto make… ''occasional'' business trips to the US, he spends the majority of his time in Japan at Nintendo's headquarters. 
Thanks again for writing, Christian. I hope this information is a helpful, and that you continue to enjoy Nintendo products. 

Sincerely, 
Nintendo of America, Inc. 
Mike Chandler 
Consumer Sers—Service Representative”</blockquote>

So… I was never in correspondence… with Mr. Mayamoto or [[Reggie Fils-Aimé|Reggie Fil-Aimés]] at all! ''They were [[trolls|impostors]].'' I had—I ha—I ''thought'' as—I ''thought'' as much. So… there it i—there it was. [''holds up letter''] [[Niggos|Black]] and white... from Nintendo of America. [''tosses letter'']

And that pre—that pretty—that pretty much, uh, is it for now on the updates. So, uh… for now, I bid you all a very pleasant day. Peace.

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[[Category: Captain's log entries| 2009-02-10]]

CWC Shout Out to Sarah May

2010-11-09T17:34:21Z

OhhhMyAxels:

In [[Mumble 8]] on 17 [[February 2009]], [[Sarah May]] attempted suicide because [[Chris]] called her "[[Julie]]" multiple times.

==Video==

<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Shout Out to Sarah May
| image = {{#ev:youtube|OgwgHSjWcfY}}
| Stardate = 18 February 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Galpals.png]] [[Gal pal|Gal Pals]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Tragedy.png]] Tragedy
| previous = [[CWC Update 10 February 2009#Video|CWC Update 10 February 2009]]
| next = [[CWC Update 18 February 2009#Video|CWC Update 18 February 2009]]
}}</center>

===Transcript===
This message is for [[Sarah May]]. Sarah, I feel terrible about what-about the big mistake I made in our conversation. I hope you don't do anything stupid, I pray you're still alive and well. 'Cause If you, you, submitted [[Ryan Cash|suicide]] or hurt yourself, because of my actions, I'd feel terrible.

Sarah, I care about you very much. Please, be alive, I care about you...as a friend. And you are a sweet friend, and you are, you are, a sweetest, the sweetest among my sweetest friend I've made in my lifetime and I'd just cry if I lost you. Let me know that you're still alive. Send another application to join the [[Sonichu Girls]] forum. If you replied, you reply, and mention, I know you're still alive and we can put all this behind us.

Hopefully I'll get to talk to you again soon. I love you, Sarah May. I love you as my friend.

===Dramatic Movie Edition===
<center>{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = A very emotional Chris-Chan video
| video = {{#ev:youtube|EvqM1rIpcww}}
| Stardate = 01 [[February 2010]]
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/Ashlink Ashlink]
| Subject = CWC Shout Out to Sarah May
| Video Type = Video Edit
}}</center>

One year later, a very dramatic and heartwarming edition of the story of Sarah and Chris was released by Clyde Pictures. This is the ending of the movie.

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CWC Update 18 February 2009

2010-11-09T17:31:30Z

OhhhMyAxels:

In "'''CWC Update 18 February 2009'''" (officially "'''CWC Update 02182009'''"), [[Chris]] opens by explaining that he's just finished filming [[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May|a dedication]] for one of his sweetest [[Sonichu Girls]]. He goes on to apologize for having ever said that he hates all [[gays]], and that he can respect them.

Chris closes by making reference to [[gal-pals|"girlfriends"]] that he's had in the past.

==Video==
<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Update 18 February 2009
| image = {{#ev:youtube|clxVlYIhce8}}
| Stardate = 18 February 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Homosn.png]] [[Homos]]
| Shirt = {{GreenYellowBlackStripe}} Jamaican Flag
| previous = [[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May#Video|CWC Shout Out to Sarah May]]
| next = [[For Julie's Eyes Only]]
}}</center>
{{quote|I, Christian Weston Chandler, respect the gay people.|Official description}}
{{quote|I do not… hate… the gay… population.}}

===Transcript===

[[Captain's Log]], Stardate: February…—ahh, shoot!

[''jump cut'']

February 18, 2009. [''sniffles'']

I was just… makin' an update.

I… wor—am continuing working on the pages of my [[comic]]. [''sniffles'']

Forgive my sniffles; I just… did… a video dedication… for… one of my sweetest, loyal Sonichu Girls… among my [[fan base]].

[''sniffles'']

Anyway, just wan—I w—I just wanted to make… a statement. I retract… respectfully—I retract… using the w—ever using the word… "hate"… am—among the, uh… gay populace.

I—I—I was under a lot of [[stress]], and… I'll admit: I made a bad word choice when I used—when I pick—when I chose that word.

Y'see, I'm willing t—I am ''capable''… of associating and being friends and ''respecting''… all gays.

[''inhales deeply and [[sigh]]s'']

I'm doing this out of my heart. Believe me. But any—but, y'know, beyond respect and, uh, friendship? [''shakes head vigorously''] No.

But I do—but… I do not… hate… the gay… population.

I like them only as—I like them and respect them only as friends. Just like I do—just like I would my gal-pals… and all my… girlfriends… and my [[sweetheart]].

Mmm. Well, when I say "girlfriends", I'm talking about, like, y’know…—I've had multiple crushes in my… lifetime, before I got online and found the Sonichu Girls and… the female fan base.

Me and my high school sweetheart: that's another one, there.

Okay. Well, y'all take care. Peace.

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[[Category: Captain's log entries| 2009-02-18]]

For Julie's Eyes Only

2010-11-09T17:28:30Z

OhhhMyAxels:

{{honest}}

 
[[Image:Blowupdoll.gif|center]]

{{protip|"JULLLAAAY" is an old meme. Only faggots comment on Chris related videos with any variant of "JULLAAAAAAAY." Even bigger faggots are people who think it's funny to PM and/or e-mail Chris with "JULLLAAAAAAAAAY." The biggest faggots are those who think it's funny to call Chris's house and scream "JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAY"}}

[[Image:JULAY-small.gif|thumb|JULAY!]]

On 20 [[February 2009]], the closest thing [[Christian Weston Chandler]] will ever have to a [[sex tape]] was leaked to the internet. The video file '''For Julies Eyes Only.MP4''' consists of nearly eight minutes of Chris, completely nude except for his socks, making love to [[Kimmi|an inflatable sex doll]]. The sex tape was soon uploaded to SlutLoad where it has received over 2 million views.

==Summary==
{{quote|JULAAAAAAY!!!! JULAAAAAAY!!!! |Chris while humping Kimmi}}
{{quote|You take that like a good, bad girl!|Also while humping Kimmi}}
{{quote|I'm ready to cum!!|Also while humping Kimmi}}

'''0:00-0:05''' [''Chris sits cross-legged on his bed, holding Kimmi up as though it were a naked girl standing before him, says "Hey Julie" and glances at her''.]

'''0:06-0:10''' [''He lies back as he pulls the doll into position over his [[duck]]''.] "I love you Julie..."

'''0:11-0:28''' [''He grips the doll, possibly trying to finger its asshole. He seems confused as to how to effectively copulate with this device''.]

'''0:29-0:44''' [''Our hero abandons all pretense and bends the doll at an unnatural angle (with its upper body pointed straight up and its legs pointed straight out behind it), grapevining its legs with his own and pounding it diligently. Its asshole is spread wide in full view of the camera''.]

'''0:45-0:48''' In a satisfied tone, he sighs "Mmm, Julie..." A moment later, sounding surprised by her passion, he exclaims "''Julieee!''"

'''0:49-1:25''' [''Quiet, uneventful thrusting. Chris seems to have a determined look on his face, as though he is focused on servicing his vinyl lover''.]

'''1:26-1:32''' [''A loud snap can be heard, which seems to catch Chris's attention. He lifts the doll up and examines his crotch, then reaches over to pause the recording. It's possible he has had a mishap related to whatever condoms or lube he might be using''.]

'''1:33-1:52''' [''Chris resumes filming and humping''.]

'''1:53-2:06''' [''He shifts to a sort of scissor position, with Kimmi "straddling" his right thigh. Chris keeps one hand planted on its "breast"''.]

'''2:07-2:08''' "Mmm...Julie! Julieeee!"

'''2:09-2:28''' [''More scissoring''.]

'''2:28-2:31''' "Yesss, Julie...Julie! Mmmm..."

'''2:32-2:49''' [''Chris briefly tries to stick several fingers into Kimmi's ass before rolling over onto his side. His ass is now in full view as it thrusts and quivers against the love doll''.]

'''2:50-2:51''' "You like that, don't you Julie?"

'''2:52-3:13''' [''More ass-thrusting'']

'''3:14-3:20''' "Come on, Julie... [unintelligible] take that cock...mmm, Julie!"

'''3:21-3:39''' [''Chris picks up speed...'']

'''3:40-3:43''' [''Chris puts his right leg over the doll and continues thrusting''.]

'''3:44-3:47''' "Oh, Julie...Julie!"

'''3:47-4:05''' [''More thrusting'']

'''4:06-4:08''' [''Two loud snaps can be heard as Chris takes his leg off the doll''.]

'''4:25-4:30''' [''Chris now sits on the bed and open his legs, putting the blow-up doll over his body. The scene cuts''.]

'''4:31-4:40''' [''Filming resumes. Chris is seated cross-legged in the bed, much like the first scene. He proceeds to hump the doll''.]

'''4:41-4:50''' [''Chris opens his legs and humps some more''.] "Julie... Yes, Julie... You take that like a good—BAD girl!"

'''5:00-5:21''' [''Chris now is humping the doll fast. His face is extremely red''.]

'''5:22-5:23''' "Hnmm"

'''5:24-5:25''' [''Chris cuts the film and resumes the same scene, still humping the doll while seated''.]

'''5:33-5:44''' [''Chris now starts to hump the doll on his knees''.]

'''5:45-5:53''' [''Chris now straddles the doll face-down, thrusting like a rabbit''.]

'''5:54-6:04''' [''Chris holds the doll's boobies and starts to "ride" Kimmi''.]

'''6:05-6:09''' "Oh, Julie...JULIE!! JULIE!!!"

'''6:23-6:40''' "Ju—Yeah...Julie! Julie! Hnmph...hnm... Hnmph...uhh...uhh...uh."

'''6:47-7:09''' "Hnm, ah, yeah, JULIE! I'm—ah, I'm ready to CUUUM!!! JULIE! JULAY! JULAY! JULIEEE! Julie...HNMPH!" (more moaning)

'''7:10-7:24''' "AAAAUUUUGHHHHAAAHNNN" (more moaning)

'''7:25-7:40''' [''Chris suffocates the doll with his weight by lying over her. He thrusts a couple of times and turns off the camera''.] "Julie, thank you."

==Postcards==
[[Image:Postcard_from_Ebaums.jpg|thumb|Greetings to the Chandler family!]]
Postcards were sent direct to [[Bob Chandler | Chris's father]] by an anonymous troll in early March. His family's reaction is unknown, except that his [[PSEye]] was briefly taken away.

==See also==
*[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]

==External links==
*[http://megaupload.com/?d=18NA6ERG Download it here!]
*[http://www.slutload.com/watch/w40vYGuWP3X/Chris-Chan-Sextape.html Watch it here!]
*[http://www.efukt.com/2412_Who_The_Fuck_Is_Julie?.html Or watch it here!]

{{clear}}

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CWC Update 4 March 2009

2010-11-09T17:24:36Z

OhhhMyAxels:

"'''CWC Update 4 March 2009'''" (officially "'''CWC Update 03042009'''") is a video in which [[Chris]], visibly distraught after the outing of [[Julie]], explains that he has been under a lot of [[stress]] lately. Chris says that instead of the medallion, he will be wearing his [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]] from now on. He also revokes an earlier decree proclaiming [[BILLY MAYS]] to be the mayor of [[CWCville]].

In an Epilogue (officially "'''ECV 00058'''"), Chris goes on to discuss Max Milvana blackmailing him into shoving his medallion up his ass.

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Update 4 March 2009
| image = {{#ev:youtube|jjhmP2qLZ8E}}
| Stardate = 4 [[March 2009]]
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:tragedy.png]] Tragedy
| Saga = [[Image:julie_saga.png]] [[Julie]] Saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Horizontalbluegrayshirt.png]] Horizontal blue/gray shirt
| previous = [[For Julie's Eyes Only]]
| next = [[CWC_Update_4_March_2009#Epilogue|CWC Calls Out Max]]
}} </center>

{{quote|I am still the Mayor of Cwcville, Virginia; I'm recovering from a Sinus Infection/Virus; and I am tired of these Trolls constantly trying to control my life. Staying Strong and Straight, while in recovery, this is Chris Chan, reporting in.|Official description}}

{{quote|I'm wearing my high school ''ring!''}}

===Transcript===

Log’s date: March 2009.

[''note: Chris is presumably saying "[[Captain's Log]], Stardate: March 4, 2009", but the first three seconds of the video are corrupt'']

[''inhales deeply'']

I have been under so much stress lately, and I've been suffering from a s—

[''abrupt jump cut'']

—like a '''bug'''. Y’know?

Anyway, uh… I have a couple of an—couple of… corrections to make. Do not believe anything that the, uh, trolls say or, uh, talk about. [''starts to remove glasses dramatically''] That's a… [''dramatic glasses removal knocks headset off his ear''] given. [''headset falls to the ground''] Oh, whoops.

[''jump cut to the headset back on Chris’s ear'']

That’s a given, right there. And, uh, you'll notice I'm not wearing my medallion. I've, uh, decided I'm setting a new trash—fashion trend. [''shows Amnyfest Ring''] I'm wearing my high school '''ring'''! My high school '''ring''' in place of my medallion. It has all—it has the memories that have gone from medallion to medallion, believe me. So, my high school ring is '''forever''' from this point.

And, uh, also, I, Christian Weston Chandler, am '''still''' the mayor of CWCville… although rumors are flying a—have been flying around, I’ve noticed, about, uh, some guy named Billy '''Mays'''? I don't even know who the—'''that guy is!'''

So, anyway, I'm still the mayor of CWCville! Until I say—IN THE COMICS—or in a video—otherwise.

So, I leave y’all with all that while I still recover from my… '''virus'''.

Have a good day.

==Epilogue==

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Calls Out Max
| image = {{#ev:youtube|HO6f4vPSyGA}}
| Stardate = 4 [[March 2009]]
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:tragedy.png]] Tragedy
| Saga = [[Image:julie_saga.png]] [[Julie]] Saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Horizontalbluegrayshirt.png]] Horizontal blue/gray shirt
| previous = [[CWC_Update_4_March_2009#Video|CWC Update 4 March 2009]]
| next = [[CWC with Bible - Leviticus#Video|CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]
}} </center>

{{quote|And he has, uh… made me… do certain things…}}

===Transcript===

[''abrupt jump cut'']

—on the Internet.

I wish to announce the na—the ''culprit'' who has, uh, ha—who has gotten into my, uh… Yahoo account, and took down [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|the Sonichu and Rosechu site]]. His name is Max… Milvania. That's what he last told me. He may go by another name, but he neutrally goes by [[BlueSpike]] or LeonSpike.

[''sighs''] And he has, uh… made me… do certain things, like, uh… in order for me—in order to, uh, get my Yahoo! back. But he has… failed to, uh, give me back my Yahoo!… upon—after doing such things, uh, he asked me to, uh, cut up my medallion and '''shove it up my ass'''. He asked me to shove 'em up my '''dick''', which I have '''not'''. And he's just a nuisance, a ba—a bad nuisance. Terrible.

If you s—if you s—if you come in contact with him… tell him to give me back my… Yahoo!. And also, somebody: '''please''' give him a '''cold''' virus for me. [''coughs violently and sighs'']

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[[Category: Captain's log entries| 2009-03-04]]

CWC with Bible - Leviticus

2010-11-09T17:22:37Z

OhhhMyAxels:

{{quote|So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone....| John 8:7, a Bible verse Chris seemed to miss}}

{{quote|Judge not, that ye be not judged.| Matthew 7:1, another verse Chris seemed to miss}}

"'''CWC with Bible - Leviticus'''".

In this video, Chris recites the book of Leviticus to highlight the anti-homosexual messages within.

Chris also announces that he is hard at work on a new [[Sonichu medallion]], and publicly announces that he is no longer focusing the Internet as a front in his [[Love Quest]]. Instead, he has begun using a novelty book written by a nine-year-old to help him talk to girls in person.

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC with Bible - Leviticus
| image = {{#ev:youtube|Fc2nDqoH-Zk}}
| Stardate = 10 [[March 2009]]
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:homosn.png]] Homos
| Shirt = [[Image:Redyellowstripeshirt.png]] Red/yellow striped shirt
| previous = [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_March_4th,_2009#Epilogue|CWC Calls Out Max]]
| next = [[CWC Callout for Miss Emily and Stephanie#Watch|CWC Callout for Miss Emily and Stephanie]]
}}

{{quote|…I ''stand'' behind the truths of the Holy God and Lord.}}

===Transcript===

[[Captain's Log]], Stardate: March… 9th, 2009.

I am here just to, uh, remind everybody I am wearing my ring. And I want everybody to know that when I am wearing my ring, I am being most honest and upfront, just like I did when I wore my medallion. And incidentally, I'm working on another one. Hopefully, I'll have it coated in metal.

But also, on another note, I would like to, uh, state an obvious fact that has been revealed in the latest episode of ''[[Family Guy]]'', and backs me up on the f—on the fact that… [[homos|ho-mo-sex-u-al-i-ty-and-gay-ness]] is just plain wrong. And Stewie has quoted that—the Bible verse that has just—that basically says it in a nutshell. Leviticus: chapter 18, verse 22:

<blockquote>“Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable.”<ref>Leviticus 18:22 (New International Version)</ref></blockquote>

And to go on further, among the first number of verses:

<blockquote>“The Lord said to Boses, ‘Speak to the Israelites and say to them: “I am the Lord your God. You must ''not'' do as they do in Egypt, where you used to live, and you must… not do as they do in the land of Canaan, where I am bringing you. Do not follow their practices. You must obey my laws and be careful to follow my decrees. I am the Lord your God. Keep my decrees and laws, for the man who obeys them and will live by them. I am the Lord.”’”<ref>Leviticus 18:1-5 (New International Version)</ref></blockquote>

And majority of the laws is basically do not sleep with, uh, your relati—with your ''close'' relatives or the, uh, relation of those relatives. And, uh, because in the end, it just described here, uh... from, uh, 25, and so on.

<blockquote>“Even the land was defiled…”<ref>Leviticus 18:25 (New International Version)</ref></blockquote>

…among such things…

<blockquote>“…so, I punished it for its sin, and the land vomited out its inhabitants. But you must keep my decrees and my laws. The native-born and the aliens living among you must not do any of these detestable things…”<ref>Leviticus 18:25-27 (New International Version)</ref></blockquote>

Especially sleeping with a man as you would a woman... you homos.

Now, where was I? Oh, yeah...

<blockquote>“…for all these things were done by the people who lived in the land before you, and the land became defiled. And if you defile the land, it will vomit you out as it vomited out the nations that were before you. Everyone who does any of these detestable things… such persons must be cut off from their people. Keep my requirements, and do not follow any of the detestable customs that were practiced before you… came and- before you came, and do not defile yourselves with them. I am the Lord your God.”<ref>Leviticus 18:27-30 (New International Version)</ref></blockquote>

This was chapter 18 of Leviticus, in the Holy Bible. And verse 22.

[''shakes head and shrugs''] Sorry, homos… but I ''stand'' behind the truths of the Holy God and Lord. Thank you, and have a pleasant day.

[''jump cut'']

And, uh, also, just to add another note: I am also—uh, I have also stopped in trying to find true love and romance over the Internet, and have currently—I have currently at lea—or—and possibly temporarily ceased to—ceased talking from instant messages and the Mumble on the Internet. I've taken the first step into encouraging myself to actually talking to the women around here. And I quote the book that I have learned about from the John Tesh radio show, as well as my, uh, pastoral counselor: ''[[How to Talk to Girls]]'' by Alec Greven... a 9-year-old. You can find a video where he talks about his book on [http://www.amazon.com/How-Talk-Girls-Alec-Greven/dp/0061709999/ Amazon.com]. ''Great book''!

The only thing that I disagree about is the—is the fact that, uh... men are the magnets and the women, they are the metal. Because it can go either way. He just basically backs up to the fact that—ab—of us guys being the magnets—''only on their brains!'' Only on the brains. Only if they're smart enough. I mean, not every man is smart! [[lie|I'm not saying I'm dumb, or naïve]]. But not every man is smart. So... that's a false statement, Alec. But I commend you on the rest of your words, if you're listening to this, Alec.

Thank you. Have a pleasant day.

==References==

<references />

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[[Category:Homos| 2009-03-10]]

CWC Callout for Miss Emily and Stephanie

2010-11-09T17:19:12Z

OhhhMyAxels:

'''CWC Callout for Miss Emily and Stephanie''' is a short message [[Chris]] recorded on 12 [[March 2009]] for Miss [[Emily]] and Stephanie (presumably [[boyfriend-free girls|boyfriend-free]] [[trolls|trolls]]), asking them to call him.

{{quote|Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, won't get fooled again!|[[George_W._Bush|Old Texan saying]]}}

==Watch==

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Callout for Miss Emily and Stephanie
| image = {{#ev:youtube|DUWYZBLDMBg}}
| Stardate = 12 [[March 2009]]
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Galpals.png]] [[Gal pal|Gal pals]]
| Shirt = [[Image:Jokershirt.png]] The Joker
| previous = [[CWC_with_Bible_-_Leviticus#Video|CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]
| next = [[Apology to Emily#Watch|Apology to Emily]]
}} </center>

{{quote|Who reside at the same phone number...}}

===Transcript===

This is only a short message to, uh, address to, uh, Miss Emily… and her friend Stephanie… who, uh, come from the same phone number.

Please call me back on my home or cell phone as soon as possible. I repeat: Miss Emily or her friend Stephanie… who reside at the same phone number… that has called me before on my cell phone or my h—or my house phone: please call me back… as soon as possible.

Thank you.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]|nextlink=[[Apology to Emily]]|}}
{{Sweetheart Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

CWC Major Update 26 March 2009

2010-11-09T17:14:50Z

OhhhMyAxels: Jesus. Redundant much?

In "'''CWC Major Update 26 March 2009'''" (officially "'''CWC Major Update 03262009'''"), [[Chris]] threatens to withhold comics from his [[fans]] if [[trolls]] refuse to leave [[Megan]] alone.

==Video==

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Major Update 26 March 2009
| image = {{#ev:youtube|hBg-bn75Y1M}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 26 March 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:comics.png]] [[Comic|Comics]]
| Shirt = [[Image:Horizontalbluegrayshirt.png]] Horizontal blue/gray shirt
| previous = [[CWC_Music_Video_Holding_Out_For_a_Hero#Video|CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]]
| next = [[Tour_of_Chris's_House#Inside|Tour of Chris's House - Inside]]
}}</center>

===Transcript===

[[Captain's Log]], Stardate: March 26th, 2009.

I wish to, uh, start this, uh, major update with a important note.

I have, uh, recently received a request from my old [[gal-pal]] [[Megan]]. Uh, some of you probably know her from the [[ED]] page. So many [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|mistakes]] were made in the past. [''[[sigh]]''] She wants to personally [''unintelligible''] haunt me every day. But... [''cough'']

I ask now that, uh, everybody who, uh, everybody who, uh, sees her in person and recognize her, please just leave her alone. Leave her alone.

Sh—she has been under so much [[stress]] from the n—not only the [[trolls]], but also from everybody who recognizes her and just bunch of damn.... So just simply put, please leave her alone and keep your opinions to yourselves. If you can't say something nice, say ''nothing''. [''cough'']

Plus, also, think about this: you guys stay on my good side if you want me to continue making the comic pages and getting the [[Sonichu]] site back up. Which is why I made it a major priority in my two previous videos I uploaded onto [[YouTube]], leave me and I—my new girlfriend [[Ivy]]—leave us alone. [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|Back off]].

So, amongst the with that between her—uh, between just like, uh... just like you would not interfere with me and Ivy, back off from Megan. If you want to stay on my good side, if you want me to keep drawing the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]].

I swear, or I swear to [[God]], if you get me on my [[CWCFlyingElephants|worst side]], my worst possible offense, I will cease. Swear to God. So just back off.

''Back off.''

Peace.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]]|nextlink=[[Tour of Chris's House]]|}}
{{Captain's Log}}

[[Category:Captain's log entries| 2009-03-26]]

Take that Page DOWN NOW!

2010-11-09T17:13:28Z

OhhhMyAxels:

'''Take that Page DOWN NOW!''' is a [[YouTube]] video posted by [[Chris]] on 30 [[March 2009]], in which he demands that his [[ED]] page be taken down. Later, Chris takes the video down, and updates a longer version, with added footage of him growling at the camera and making threats to [[Clyde|Clyde Cash]].
==Video==

{{Tardrage}}

<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = Take that Page DOWN NOW!
| image = {{#ev:youtube|X02mQycxqSw}}
| Stardate = 30 [[March 2009]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Violence}} [[Death threats|Violence]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:rage.png]] [[Chris and anger|Rage]]
| Saga = [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] [[Clyde]] saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownshirtwithlogo.png]] Brown with Logo
| previous = [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora#Watch|Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora]]
| next = [[Take_that_Page_DOWN_NOW!#Director.27s_Cut|Take that Page DOWN NOW! (Director's Cut)]]
}}
</center>

===Transcript===

Just a major up--just a small update. Well, I just wanted to, uh, ask a small favor. You know what would ''really'' inspire me to continue doing the comics? I tell you what--[''removes glasses, grows more stern'']--you take down that ED page forever. Take it down. It and al--everything about it, including the, the discussion pages. Everything. Delete it.

[''sighs''] Because you don't--because that thing has been bothering me for so ma--for that long time. And you know how the expression "Too many cooks spoil the broth?" Well, call it--this was "too many ''crooks''." Too many ''crooks''! Too many ''crooks''! And that ED page is one of those crooks. [[Chris and reality|Every page--every word on the discussion page is a crook.]]

Mmmm! It just makes me really [''tries to flex nonexistent muscles''] ''angry''! Nnngh, nngh! Nnnngh! You know how it makes me angry?

[''reaches off camera; after jump cut, picks up the [[Clown Doll]] with picture taped to it'']

This is Clyde.

[''jump cut to Chris holding doll in left hand and making fist with right'']

And ''this'' is how angry I am for every waking moment that that ED page is up. [''begins pounding the shit out of doll'']

[''reaches down to retrieve picture, rips it in half''] NNNGH!

[''looks into camera, sneering''] You want me to calm down? [[Chris and anger|YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN?]] You want me to draw the comics? YOU TAKE DOWN THAT ED PAGE! [''picks up piece of picture, puts it back on doll''] Or Clyde is--BAM! [''resumes punching his clown'']

==Director's Cut==

{{Tardrage}}

<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = Take that Page DOWN NOW! (Director's Cut)
| image = {{#ev:youtube|KYATxB7NXAY}}
| Stardate = 30 [[March 2009]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Violence|text}}
| Performance Style = [[Image:rage.png]] [[Chris and anger|Rage]]
| Saga = [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] [[Clyde]] saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownshirtwithlogo.png]] Brown with Logo
| previous = [[Take_that_Page_DOWN_NOW!#Video|Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]
| next = [[Secret Weapon#Video|Secret Weapon]]
}}
</center>

{{quote|I am going SHOVE your ASS DOWN YOUR THROAT...AND MAKE YOU EAT YOUR UNDERWEAR!}}

===Transcript===

[''jump cut, apparently later in the day; Chris is tensing is arms and either hulking up or trying to fart''] Ngh...EEENNNNRRRRGGHHHH!!!

[''picks up doll again, tries to tear its head off, fails''] EENNGH--GGH!

[''begins beating it more savagely''] NGH! NGH! [''throws it to ground, reaches down to <s>rape</s> pound on it''] NGH! NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH!

[''pops back up to give a primal growl''] ERRRNNNRGGGHH! URRRGH! RRRGH-HAAAGHH! EERGHHAAGHH!

[''gives [[Claw of Fail]] as he stares off into space, talking like the Ultimate Warrior''] '''CLYDE DO YOU HEAR ME? YOU ARE ''DEAAAD''! YOU ARE ''DEAD''!''' [''hiccups''] '''YOU ARE DEAD! AND SO IS THAT PAGE! RRARRGGH--'''[''hic'']'''--RRRGGHH!!''' [''snorts''] '''EEEEENNRRRHHH!''' [''begins smacking his fist into his palm'']

[''jump cut; Christian is speaking normally again'']

Mmm! You despi--you are so despicable, Clyde! I am going to BEAT your lights out! [''performs Claw of Fail again'']I am going to DRAG you right in front of EVERYONE if we ever meet in public! I am going SHOVE your ASS DOWN YOUR THROAT--[''Ultimate Warrior voice'']--'''AND MAKE YOU EAT YOUR UNDERWEAR! NNNGHHGGGHH!'''

[''throws something into his camera, obscuring it'']

{{RageQuote|'''''NNNAGGHHHH!!!'''''}}

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan's Ultimate Attack
| video = {{#ev:youtube|cwe-1Ejl5FU}}
| Stardate = 31 March 2009
| Maker = Trowelhands
| Subject =
| Video Type =
}}

==See also==
*[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]

==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmTvwy7Emgs Reversed]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora]]|nextlink=[[Secret Weapon]]|}}
{{Troll Videos}}

{{Clyde Saga}}

[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Take that Page DOWN NOW!

2010-11-09T17:13:08Z

OhhhMyAxels:

'''Take that Page DOWN NOW!''' is a [[YouTube]] video posted by [[Chris]] on 30 [[March 2009]], in which he demands that his [[ED]] page be taken down. Later, Chris takes the video down, and updates a longer version, with added footage of him shouting and growling at the camera, making threats to [[Clyde|Clyde Cash]].
==Video==

{{Tardrage}}

<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = Take that Page DOWN NOW!
| image = {{#ev:youtube|X02mQycxqSw}}
| Stardate = 30 [[March 2009]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Violence}} [[Death threats|Violence]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:rage.png]] [[Chris and anger|Rage]]
| Saga = [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] [[Clyde]] saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownshirtwithlogo.png]] Brown with Logo
| previous = [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora#Watch|Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora]]
| next = [[Take_that_Page_DOWN_NOW!#Director.27s_Cut|Take that Page DOWN NOW! (Director's Cut)]]
}}
</center>

===Transcript===

Just a major up--just a small update. Well, I just wanted to, uh, ask a small favor. You know what would ''really'' inspire me to continue doing the comics? I tell you what--[''removes glasses, grows more stern'']--you take down that ED page forever. Take it down. It and al--everything about it, including the, the discussion pages. Everything. Delete it.

[''sighs''] Because you don't--because that thing has been bothering me for so ma--for that long time. And you know how the expression "Too many cooks spoil the broth?" Well, call it--this was "too many ''crooks''." Too many ''crooks''! Too many ''crooks''! And that ED page is one of those crooks. [[Chris and reality|Every page--every word on the discussion page is a crook.]]

Mmmm! It just makes me really [''tries to flex nonexistent muscles''] ''angry''! Nnngh, nngh! Nnnngh! You know how it makes me angry?

[''reaches off camera; after jump cut, picks up the [[Clown Doll]] with picture taped to it'']

This is Clyde.

[''jump cut to Chris holding doll in left hand and making fist with right'']

And ''this'' is how angry I am for every waking moment that that ED page is up. [''begins pounding the shit out of doll'']

[''reaches down to retrieve picture, rips it in half''] NNNGH!

[''looks into camera, sneering''] You want me to calm down? [[Chris and anger|YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN?]] You want me to draw the comics? YOU TAKE DOWN THAT ED PAGE! [''picks up piece of picture, puts it back on doll''] Or Clyde is--BAM! [''resumes punching his clown'']

==Director's Cut==

{{Tardrage}}

<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = Take that Page DOWN NOW! (Director's Cut)
| image = {{#ev:youtube|KYATxB7NXAY}}
| Stardate = 30 [[March 2009]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Violence|text}}
| Performance Style = [[Image:rage.png]] [[Chris and anger|Rage]]
| Saga = [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] [[Clyde]] saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownshirtwithlogo.png]] Brown with Logo
| previous = [[Take_that_Page_DOWN_NOW!#Video|Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]
| next = [[Secret Weapon#Video|Secret Weapon]]
}}
</center>

{{quote|I am going SHOVE your ASS DOWN YOUR THROAT...AND MAKE YOU EAT YOUR UNDERWEAR!}}

===Transcript===

[''jump cut, apparently later in the day; Chris is tensing is arms and either hulking up or trying to fart''] Ngh...EEENNNNRRRRGGHHHH!!!

[''picks up doll again, tries to tear its head off, fails''] EENNGH--GGH!

[''begins beating it more savagely''] NGH! NGH! [''throws it to ground, reaches down to <s>rape</s> pound on it''] NGH! NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH!

[''pops back up to give a primal growl''] ERRRNNNRGGGHH! URRRGH! RRRGH-HAAAGHH! EERGHHAAGHH!

[''gives [[Claw of Fail]] as he stares off into space, talking like the Ultimate Warrior''] '''CLYDE DO YOU HEAR ME? YOU ARE ''DEAAAD''! YOU ARE ''DEAD''!''' [''hiccups''] '''YOU ARE DEAD! AND SO IS THAT PAGE! RRARRGGH--'''[''hic'']'''--RRRGGHH!!''' [''snorts''] '''EEEEENNRRRHHH!''' [''begins smacking his fist into his palm'']

[''jump cut; Christian is speaking normally again'']

Mmm! You despi--you are so despicable, Clyde! I am going to BEAT your lights out! [''performs Claw of Fail again'']I am going to DRAG you right in front of EVERYONE if we ever meet in public! I am going SHOVE your ASS DOWN YOUR THROAT--[''Ultimate Warrior voice'']--'''AND MAKE YOU EAT YOUR UNDERWEAR! NNNGHHGGGHH!'''

[''throws something into his camera, obscuring it'']

{{RageQuote|'''''NNNAGGHHHH!!!'''''}}

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan's Ultimate Attack
| video = {{#ev:youtube|cwe-1Ejl5FU}}
| Stardate = 31 March 2009
| Maker = Trowelhands
| Subject =
| Video Type =
}}

==See also==
*[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]

==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmTvwy7Emgs Reversed]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora]]|nextlink=[[Secret Weapon]]|}}
{{Troll Videos}}

{{Clyde Saga}}

[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Take that Page DOWN NOW!

2010-11-09T17:12:56Z

OhhhMyAxels:

'''Take that Page DOWN NOW!''' is a [[YouTube]] video posted by [[Chris]] on 30 [[March 2009]], in which he demands that his [[ED]] page be taken down. Later, Chris takes the video down, and updates a longer version, with added footage of him shouting and growling at the camera, making threats to [[Clyde|Clyde Cash]]
==Video==

{{Tardrage}}

<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = Take that Page DOWN NOW!
| image = {{#ev:youtube|X02mQycxqSw}}
| Stardate = 30 [[March 2009]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Violence}} [[Death threats|Violence]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:rage.png]] [[Chris and anger|Rage]]
| Saga = [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] [[Clyde]] saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownshirtwithlogo.png]] Brown with Logo
| previous = [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora#Watch|Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora]]
| next = [[Take_that_Page_DOWN_NOW!#Director.27s_Cut|Take that Page DOWN NOW! (Director's Cut)]]
}}
</center>

===Transcript===

Just a major up--just a small update. Well, I just wanted to, uh, ask a small favor. You know what would ''really'' inspire me to continue doing the comics? I tell you what--[''removes glasses, grows more stern'']--you take down that ED page forever. Take it down. It and al--everything about it, including the, the discussion pages. Everything. Delete it.

[''sighs''] Because you don't--because that thing has been bothering me for so ma--for that long time. And you know how the expression "Too many cooks spoil the broth?" Well, call it--this was "too many ''crooks''." Too many ''crooks''! Too many ''crooks''! And that ED page is one of those crooks. [[Chris and reality|Every page--every word on the discussion page is a crook.]]

Mmmm! It just makes me really [''tries to flex nonexistent muscles''] ''angry''! Nnngh, nngh! Nnnngh! You know how it makes me angry?

[''reaches off camera; after jump cut, picks up the [[Clown Doll]] with picture taped to it'']

This is Clyde.

[''jump cut to Chris holding doll in left hand and making fist with right'']

And ''this'' is how angry I am for every waking moment that that ED page is up. [''begins pounding the shit out of doll'']

[''reaches down to retrieve picture, rips it in half''] NNNGH!

[''looks into camera, sneering''] You want me to calm down? [[Chris and anger|YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN?]] You want me to draw the comics? YOU TAKE DOWN THAT ED PAGE! [''picks up piece of picture, puts it back on doll''] Or Clyde is--BAM! [''resumes punching his clown'']

==Director's Cut==

{{Tardrage}}

<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = Take that Page DOWN NOW! (Director's Cut)
| image = {{#ev:youtube|KYATxB7NXAY}}
| Stardate = 30 [[March 2009]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Violence|text}}
| Performance Style = [[Image:rage.png]] [[Chris and anger|Rage]]
| Saga = [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] [[Clyde]] saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownshirtwithlogo.png]] Brown with Logo
| previous = [[Take_that_Page_DOWN_NOW!#Video|Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]
| next = [[Secret Weapon#Video|Secret Weapon]]
}}
</center>

{{quote|I am going SHOVE your ASS DOWN YOUR THROAT...AND MAKE YOU EAT YOUR UNDERWEAR!}}

===Transcript===

[''jump cut, apparently later in the day; Chris is tensing is arms and either hulking up or trying to fart''] Ngh...EEENNNNRRRRGGHHHH!!!

[''picks up doll again, tries to tear its head off, fails''] EENNGH--GGH!

[''begins beating it more savagely''] NGH! NGH! [''throws it to ground, reaches down to <s>rape</s> pound on it''] NGH! NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH!

[''pops back up to give a primal growl''] ERRRNNNRGGGHH! URRRGH! RRRGH-HAAAGHH! EERGHHAAGHH!

[''gives [[Claw of Fail]] as he stares off into space, talking like the Ultimate Warrior''] '''CLYDE DO YOU HEAR ME? YOU ARE ''DEAAAD''! YOU ARE ''DEAD''!''' [''hiccups''] '''YOU ARE DEAD! AND SO IS THAT PAGE! RRARRGGH--'''[''hic'']'''--RRRGGHH!!''' [''snorts''] '''EEEEENNRRRHHH!''' [''begins smacking his fist into his palm'']

[''jump cut; Christian is speaking normally again'']

Mmm! You despi--you are so despicable, Clyde! I am going to BEAT your lights out! [''performs Claw of Fail again'']I am going to DRAG you right in front of EVERYONE if we ever meet in public! I am going SHOVE your ASS DOWN YOUR THROAT--[''Ultimate Warrior voice'']--'''AND MAKE YOU EAT YOUR UNDERWEAR! NNNGHHGGGHH!'''

[''throws something into his camera, obscuring it'']

{{RageQuote|'''''NNNAGGHHHH!!!'''''}}

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan's Ultimate Attack
| video = {{#ev:youtube|cwe-1Ejl5FU}}
| Stardate = 31 March 2009
| Maker = Trowelhands
| Subject =
| Video Type =
}}

==See also==
*[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]

==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmTvwy7Emgs Reversed]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora]]|nextlink=[[Secret Weapon]]|}}
{{Troll Videos}}

{{Clyde Saga}}

[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Secret Weapon

2010-11-09T17:12:00Z

OhhhMyAxels:

'''Secret Weapon''' is a [[YouTube]] video posted by [[Chris]] on 30 [[March 2009]]. Chris claims to have the mugshot of one of his [[trolls]], [[Clyde Cash]].

==Video==

{{Tardrage}}

<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = Secret Weapon
| image = {{#ev:youtube|btXP1JthVes}}
| Stardate = 30 [[March 2009]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = {{Smug|text}}
| Saga = [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] [[Clyde]] saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownshirtwithlogo.png]] Brown w/Logo
| previous = [[Take_that_Page_DOWN_NOW!#Director.27s_Cut|Take that Page DOWN NOW! (Director's Cut)]]
| next = [[YouTube Finale#Video|YouTube Finale]]
}}
</center>

===Transcript===
[[Image:0606-CWC21-2.jpg|thumb|Chris was a guido in [[2003]]]]

Laugh now, as much as you want Mr. '''Sin Dinero''' [Spanish, obviously meaning "without money"], because you have [[Chris and Money|no money]]. And you-I can tell you why you can't-why you [[Re to Chris No 2 - SHE IS MINE NOW|try to steal other men's women]], I tell you what.

[''looks at picture of "[[Clyde Cash]]", scoffs''] And a big detail you left-you may eh-you might have not overlooked. [''[[Chris and Camerawork|holds picture up to the camera]]''] I have your mugshot. I can't even stand to look at it! All those ''damn freckles''! You're a [[autistic|freak]]! [''lets loose an ungodly laugh''] I scoff at you, you ugly freak!
{{Clear}}

==See also==
*[[No More Jokes]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]|nextlink=[[YouTube Finale]]|}}
{{Troll Videos}}

{{Clyde Saga}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

YouTube Finale

2010-11-09T17:11:01Z

OhhhMyAxels:

'''YouTube Finale''' is a [[YouTube]] video, posted by [[Chris]] on 30 March [[2009]]. Chris claims he will be leaving YouTube forever.

==Video==

{{Tardrage}}
<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = YouTube Finale
| image = {{#ev:youtube|NBtyA-XX0C4}}
| Stardate = 30 [[March 2009]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Rage.png]] [[Rage]]
| Saga = [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] [[Clyde]] saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownshirtwithlogo.png]] Brown with Logo
| previous = [[Secret Weapon#Video|Secret Weapon]]
| next = [[CWC Update 9 April 2009#Video|CWC Update 9 April 2009]]
}}
</center>

{{quote|As for those who despise me? Justice will be served.}}

===Transcript===

[[Clyde Cash|Clyde]], you are a liar… [''removes glasses dramatically''] and a vicious son of a female dog! [''[[sigh]]s'']

Anyway, nothing you do will stop me finding my true love. And I ''swear'' from hand of [[Chris and religion|God]] that you will see justice. I am going to turn you in to the police, and if you and I should ever meet in public - ''even at the police station'' — I swear to God I will... beat you up. I will punch [''mimes throwing a punch''] your lights out.

This'll be the last video I upload to YouTube, but my… ''inspiration'' shall continue. My-- to my [[True and Loyal Fanbase|loyal fans]]: thank you for your patience. They will continue to be rewarded. As for those who despise me? [''[[claw of fail]]''] ''[[Death threats|Justice will be served.]]''

Peace. [''makes a peace sign, realizes that his hand is facing the wrong way and quickly flips it around'']

==See also==
[[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Secret Weapon]]|nextlink=[[CWC Update 9 April 2009]]|}}
{{Troll Videos}}

{{Clyde Saga}}

[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

CWC Update 9 April 2009

2010-11-09T17:10:46Z

OhhhMyAxels:

"'''CWC Update 9 April 2009'''" (officially "'''CWC Update 04092009'''") is a video [[Chris]] posted on his new [[YouTube]] account just a week after saying he was leaving YouTube forever. In it, he announces his new website.

==Video==

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Update 9 April 2009
| image = {{#ev:youtube|rhY2uVRkiT0}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 9 April 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Website.png]] [[CWCipedia]]
| Shirt = [[Image:Horizontalredshirt.png]] Horizontal Red Shirt
| previous = [[YouTube Finale]]
| next = [[CWC Update 12 April 2009]]
}}</center>

===Transcript===

[[Captain's Log]], Stardate: April 9th, [[2009]].

Well, the [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] site is back up again. The address is [[cwcville.com]]. And I'd like to thank my [[sweetheart]] [[Ivy]], for her most heartfelt emotional support, and for fixing my [[biological clock]]. Truly the one miracle I need in my sweetheart, that I need my sweetheart for.

And also, who I'd like to thank, [[GodJesus]], our God and our Lord and savior, for their support—for their support as well, I pray to them every day, and I follow—I am guided by Jesus.

And with—uh, with the inspiration that I feel, I will continue the comic, at least about three pages a day, unless, uh, you know, something comes up... but I promise, uh, three da—three pages a day, drawn or colored, but, also with the, uh, website, and GodJesus's support, I feel like... we will be seeing many new—many new thing. The website will be better.

[[Image:I can feel the cosmos.jpg|center|I can feel the cosmos!]]

Peace.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[YouTube Finale]]|nextlink=[[CWC Update 12 April 2009]]|}}
{{Captain's Log}}

[[Category:Captain's log entries|2009-04-09]]

The Return of Kimmi

2010-11-09T17:08:55Z

OhhhMyAxels:

'''The Return of Kimmi''' is a video by [[Christian]], shot and uploaded on Easter [[2009]], but taken offline again short after. It shows Chris kissing his blow-up doll, [[Kimmi]], with a taped up drawing of Ivy on it.

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = The Return of Kimmi
| image = {{#ev:youtube|d94zyzRpHcc}}
| Stardate = 12 April 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Crazy.png]] Crazy
| Saga = [[Image:Ivy_saga.png]] [[Ivy]] Saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Redstripeshirt.png]] Red Stripe
| previous = [[More for the crabs]]
| next = [[Bunny Hop]]
}}

{{quote|I love you, Ivy! C'mere!}}

===Transcript===

Well!

Here's Ivy! [''turns to doll''] Hi, Ivyyy! [''giggles'']

Mmm… yeah… [''hugs doll and kisses the top of its head repeatedly'']

I love you, Ivy. C'mere! [''passionately kisses the paper mask taped onto the doll's face for a good 20 seconds'']

[''sighs and giggles'']

[[Crass and Champ]]? Good little crabs! Good, good pets.

I love you, Ivy. [''kisses the doll one last time'']

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{{Sweetheart Videos}}

[[category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

A CWC Audition

2010-11-09T17:07:41Z

OhhhMyAxels:

"'''A CWC Audition'''" is a video by [[Christian]], published by [[Clyde Cash]] on 16 [[April 2009]]. It shows him doing an audition for a film in which he believes he will be starring, a misconception Chris was led to by trolls posing as [[Vanessa Hudgens]].

==Video==

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = A CWC Audition
| image = {{#ev:youtube|ZdEBsGvG1Zk}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 16 April 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Comedy.png]] [[Random-access humor|Comedy]], [[Image:Crazy.png]] Crazy
| Saga = [[Image:Ivy_saga.png]] [[Ivy]] Saga
| Shirt = {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} Straight White Lines
| Other = [[Image:Leaked.png]] Leaked
| previous = [[Bunny Hop]]
| next = [[April 16 Fetish Vids]]
}}</center>

===Transcript===

[''Drops controller''] Oh yes, ok... to, eh, for Vanessa Hudgen's eyes only, this is an audition of, uh, some romance and [[Chris and anger|anger]], and a lil' bit of a sing along.

[''Starts singing'']

Ooooh it's a jolly holiday with [[Ivy]], Ivy makes your heart so light.

[''Reaches down to pick up a sheet of paper'']

When the sky's gray and ordinary, Ivy makes the sun shine.

[''Jumpcut'']

Ooooh happiness is squirreling all around her, a daffodil is smiling at the dawn.

When Ivy holds my hand, I feel so grand, my heart starts beating like a big brass band.

[''Grabs his shirt and starts pulling it back and forth to imitate a heartbeat, whilst making onomatopoeic heartbeat noises in unison'']

It's a jolly holiday with Ivy, the wonder that is Ivy that I love.

[''Finishes singing'']
[''Reaches down to grab another piece of paper with a drawing of Ivy on it'']

Mmmmh my sweetest Ivy, I like a ode to you from my heart.

"You are the sweetest Ivy, with you for you, covered the arboretum with such tender and such grace. You're surrounded by glorious fourly-clovered and shamrocks and strawberries, and all sorts of variety of delicious fruits amongst your vines. And yet the garden that you, that-that lies within the arboretum is majestic under the sunlight, but it's even more beautiful, is you, cause you are my sweetest Ivy. I love you. I love you Ivy. I'll never give you up because you mean so much to me. I love you Ivy."

[''Hugs and kisses an Ivy drawing while moaning'']

I say good morning to you every day, and I say good night to you every night, and I love talking to you about your day and mine. And about yourself and I tell you about myself so much, we can find in each other so well.

You mean so much to me Ivy, cause you have performed a mirac-you have performed a miracle that only my s-truliest [[sweetheart]] could ever perform. You've fixed my [[biological clock|biological clawck]].

[''High Pitched Baby Voice''] I bee sleepeee!, during the 9:00 hour, or 10:00... [''fake yawning''] mhhh, and I get up fresh as a daisy during the 6:30 am in the morning.

I love you Ivy, I'd fight for you, I'd fight for you if need be. [''Clenches fist and tone of voice changes''] Scoundrelous [[Clyde Cash]], you dare try to get in the mid of my path, of my path, in my internet life, even in my real life, you will NEVER steal Ivy away from me, cause not only will I protect her, but God n' Jesus will too.

[''Chris starts fighting against imaginary Clyde Cash'']

GET BEHIND ME, IVY! I'll protect you from that murderous scoundrel!

Clyde Cash...

[''Draws an imaginary sword from a sheathe, in a dramatic stylized manner, similar to what you would see in an anime]'']

SHWOON!

Take this!

[''Swings imaginary sword while making silly onomatopoeic noises'']

Pfff! Pingg! Pishh!

[''Loses pretend sword and falls back to fists'']

Come on, you want some of this?! you want some of this, Clyde?!

[''Lands a devastating right hook on imaginary Clyde'']

Poomf!

[''Tired out by that last punch, Chris throws a slightly half-assed left hook, and then an even more half-assed uppercut'']

Poong! Poof!

Come on Clyde,

[''Performs a fatigued, poorly-balanced roundhouse kick, and nearly falls over before ungracefully spinning a full 360 degrees]

Kiah!

[''Whilst dizzily attempting to rebalance from the last kick, Chris cheap shots imaginary Clyde with another kick'']

Pwoon!

[''Pauses and lets his guard down to regain his balance. In a real fight, Chris would have had his ass kicked at this point'']

Come on, come on Clyde!

[''Mimes being punched in the face by Clyde. Recovers completely unfazed.'']

Pingg! Pishh! Oh, is that all you've got?! IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT?!'''

[''Chris throws several meek, fatigued punches, then suddenly regains enough energy to bend his back forward and perform a very retarded looking chain-punch attack, in which his fists seem to barely travel a few inches with each strike'']

HNGHNGHNGHNGHNG!!

[''Finishes off the chain-punch with an uppercut'']

BOOM!!

[''Imaginary victory for Chris'']

You murderous Clyde Cash, I swear I will protect Ivy with MY LIFE!, cause she means the world to me, and [[GodJesus|God n' Jesus]] knows it. No acting is required because, I mean this so much from my heart.

Fairest, Ivy, sweetest Ivy, stay by my side. I will love you and you will ALWAYS love me, for we have declared our love for each other so, much, so often, and I'll make sure to tell you I love you every day, and I will kiss you passionately, kiss you from, I'll kiss you from my heart. Every time my kisses come t-go to you, they'll be from my heart.

I love you Ivy, I always will.

[''Imaginary make-out, interrupted by imaginary Clyde Cash'']

Clyde... leave us alone... LEAVE US ALONE YOU [[Death threats|MURDEROUS FIEND]]!

[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|'''SHIN-YE-HAME-HAAA!!!!!''']]

Stay down... stay down, and rot for the rest of your life. For you are destined for an underworld-for an underworld fate, for you have tortured not only my soul, but so many other souls, which upon, they're also known as the internet bullies and [[trolls]]. Begone, fiend!

Are you OK, Ivy? Good... Let's us depart to go home, where we'll make sweet passionate love, because we sure love each other, and our love is based so much on that, based so much on that. I love you Ivy, let's go.

Didn't have to remember this from my head? I came, made up as I went.

There you go that's my- that's basically good enough audition I hope, soo... thank you, I'll see you soon Vanessa.

Peace and love.

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CHRIS OF THE NORTH STAR
| video = {{#ev:youtube|YFOxF-qSeK0}}
| Stardate = 17 [[April 2009]]
| Maker = Theovenman
| Subject =
| Video Type = Anime remix
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris-chan is Kung Fu Fighting
| video = {{#ev:youtube|4_JFCZNrDWY}}
| Stardate = 17 [[April 2009]]
| Maker = CWCvillelulz
| Subject =
| Video Type = Music video
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan defeats the internet bullies once and for all!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|mWa9Yw3T0HU}}
| Stardate = 21 [[April 2009]]
| Maker = Kitchinsink3
| Subject =
| Video Type = Video game remix
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Dragon Ball Chris Chan
| video = {{#ev:youtube|TJtmz5sGkv0}}
| Stardate = 28 [[April 2009]]
| Maker = RandomVideoDump
| Subject =
| Video Type = Music video
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWC's Punch Out
| video = {{#ev:youtube|8dgAbYT5nFE}}
| Stardate = 21 [[May 2009]]
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/cwcfanb0y2 cwcfanb0y2]
| Subject =
| Video Type = Video game remix
}}

==See also==
*[[Challenge for Clyde]]

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{{Clyde Saga}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:CWC Audition}}
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I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy

2010-11-09T17:06:11Z

OhhhMyAxels:

'''I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy''' is a video made by [[Chris]] on 17 [[April 2009]], wherein he apologizes to Ivy for various reasons via one of his [[Kimmi|blow-up dolls]]

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy
| image = {{#ev:youtube|1vwZ_Kzx6vs}}
| Stardate = 17 April 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Crazy.png]] Crazy
| Saga = [[Image:Ivy_saga.png]] [[Ivy]] Saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Horizontalredshirt.png]] Vert. Red
| previous = [[April 16 Fetish Vids]]
| next = [[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions]]
}}

===Transcript===

[[Ivy]], I’m sorry I’ve made some mis- I’m sorry I’ve made the mistakes of showing your picture off to some-to a few, trusted individuals in real life, and and I’m sorry about'ta other mistakes I’ve made like, I've should have been drawing the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]], but I got caught up with other things from real life.

Ivy, I promise you, I promise you my undying love and devotion, I promise you my heart, my soul, even my [[Virgin with Rage|virginity]] and all my romantic ways and all my emotions, my undying emotions. They belong only to you.

I swear in the name of my [[GodJesus|lord and savior Jesus Christ]] (maybe?) [''Chris blatantly gropes Kimmivy's left breast''], I will never, ever, leave you. You have my undying devotion. I'm all yours, and I hope that you fee-mmh-I hope that you feel samely about me. So, let’s just try to keep it that way and Ivy, I love you so much. [''Creepy french kissing with [[Kimmi]]'']

Never leave me, Ivy. And I will never leave you. I love you too much.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[April 16 Fetish Vids]]|nextlink=[[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions]]|}}
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy

2010-11-09T17:04:23Z

OhhhMyAxels:

'''I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy''' is a video made by [[Chris]] on 17 [[April 2009]].

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy
| image = {{#ev:youtube|1vwZ_Kzx6vs}}
| Stardate = 17 April 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Crazy.png]] Crazy
| Saga = [[Image:Ivy_saga.png]] [[Ivy]] Saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Horizontalredshirt.png]] Vert. Red
| previous = [[April 16 Fetish Vids]]
| next = [[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions]]
}}

===Transcript===

[[Ivy]], I’m sorry I’ve made some mis- I’m sorry I’ve made the mistakes of showing your picture off to some-to a few, trusted individuals in real life, and and I’m sorry about'ta other mistakes I’ve made like, I've should have been drawing the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]], but I got caught up with other things from real life.

Ivy, I promise you, I promise you my undying love and devotion, I promise you my heart, my soul, even my [[Virgin with Rage|virginity]] and all my romantic ways and all my emotions, my undying emotions. They belong only to you.

I swear in the name of my [[GodJesus|lord and savior Jesus Christ]] (maybe?) [''Chris blatantly gropes Kimmivy's left breast''], I will never, ever, leave you. You have my undying devotion. I'm all yours, and I hope that you fee-mmh-I hope that you feel samely about me. So, let’s just try to keep it that way and Ivy, I love you so much. [''Creepy french kissing with [[Kimmi]]'']

Never leave me, Ivy. And I will never leave you. I love you too much.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[April 16 Fetish Vids]]|nextlink=[[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions]]|}}
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Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions

2010-11-09T17:03:57Z

OhhhMyAxels:

{{quote|Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:

But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.| Matthew 5:27-30, King James Version Bible}}

"'''Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions'''" (officially "'''Matthew 5 27, CWC Confessions'''") is a video by [[Christian]], shot on 17 [[April 2009]]. It shows him apologizing to [[Ivy]] for cheating on her with [[Vanessa Hudgens]] and for any sexual videos and pictures of/by him that the trolls found.

==Video==

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{{Infobox/video
| name = Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions
| image = {{#ev:youtube|zjHynRccNxs}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 17 April 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Tragedy.png]] Tragedy
| Saga = [[Image:Ivy_saga.png]] [[Ivy]] Saga
| Shirt = {{VertRedShirt}} Vertical Red Shirt
| previous = [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy]]
| next = [[Chris Calls Clyde Out]]

}}</center>

===Transcript===

[''sighs''] [[Captain's Log]], uhh... April 17th, 2009.

I wish to, uh, commit to, uh... confess something, but, first, I would like to read a verse from the Bible: Matthew 5: verses 27 through 30. As quoted by Jesus, you have heard that it was said do not commit adultery, but I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her heart—in—with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out or throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown tin [sic] to Hell. And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away, it is better for you to lose one part of your body than for a—your whole body to go—in—to Hell.

I have... sinned... and I have made a terrible mistake. I cheated on my sweetheart, [[Ivy]]. [''Chris takes off glasses and sighs''] The other day when I was talking to—uh, when I was chatting onl—chatting on instant message with, uh, [[Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa]], she tried—she, uh, play—she plays with me, but to give me a—[''mumbles''] tell be about how she was playing with herself and whatnot and trying to make me—trying to turn me on, but for a while I resisted by talking about Ivy and my promises to her... and I just didn't know how to react, so eventually I caved in, and even though I was typing in "Vanessa" I... was actually shouting "Ivy". But the point is, I... cheated on h—I cheated on Ivy, and... I am so... sorry about that. [''inhales'']

I w—I repent, I wish to repent my sins, in a—in front of, uh, everyone who is watching this and incl—and especially my sweetest Ivy. [''sighs''] I care about you, Ivy. I bein—[''stutters''] I am truly blessed to have you in my life. Ohh, I'd have to be an idiot to ever want to run—run away from you or lose you. Ivy, I'm so sorry. Please forgive me. I repent. [''Chris smacks himself in the forehead with his fist'']

[''sighs''] Ivy, I devote my heart and my soul and my virginity, everything, all that... is only for you. Not for any other person. Especially my gal-pals, any one of them. Only for my sweetest Ivy. I promise with all my heart. I care about you so much, Ivy.

And a-also, wanna bring up another thing that comes to my mind, uh. You t—the [[trolls]] are calling me and telling me that Ivy is a troll. She is not. Because I have heard her voice. I've heard her voice for over a month, and she is true, in her voice and in her heart. I know so. As I have guide—as I was guide [sic] by, uh, [[God and Jesus]]. And because I, uh, cheated on Ivy lately, Godjesus were mad at me, so, even though she r—even though she requested the recent items of question, sex...—[''quietly''] sexual stuff: videos and pictures, I am being punished because the trolls are getting their hands on them. So, I repent for... any sexual video I uploaded in the past, or any... image that may—that have been taken from me, or, uh... I upload myself. In the name of all that is holy and good, please. Leave us alone, you f—trolls. Leave us alone. [[Lies|I have so much to live for]]... and I'd be a fool to lose Ivy, to... give up Ivy. I would never give her up. I love her so much, hand on my Bible.

Peace.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy]]|nextlink=[[Chris Calls Clyde Out]]|}}
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[[Category:Captain's log entries| 2009-04-17]]

Chris Calls Clyde Out

2010-11-09T17:01:22Z

OhhhMyAxels:

On 23 [[April 2009]], after a nearly week-long silence, [[Chris]] finally speaks up again in '''Chris Calls Clyde Out'''.
==Video==

{{Tardrage}}

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris Calls Clyde Out
| image = {{#ev:youtube|w8LZmZRmzQM}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 23 April 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Rage.png]] [[Rage]] [[Image:Crazy.png]] [[Autism|Crazy]]
| Saga = [[Image:Clyde_saga.png]] [[Clyde]] Saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Redgreenvertstripe.png]] Red/Green Vertical Stripe
| previous = [[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions]]
| next = [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"]]
}}</center>

===Transcript===

Hello, [[Clyde Cash|Mr Clyde]]. I have a bit of a message for you [sic] response to one you sent to me recently. ''[pauses, raises eyebrows]'' Yeah. Basically this is the impression ''I'' got from your message.

[''Suddenly starts talking in high-pitched voice''] Oh, look at me! I feel like a silly man! Look at me, my eyes? Don't look at my silly walk, look at my sill-nee-nyeh! Look at me! I am the troll. I should be so trolly. I should be trolly. Yes, ah-gah-dyeeeh! Ooh I'm mee! Look at mee! I've got an eyelid strip thing, beblehbebeblehh! I could be more laaame! You want me to be more lyaaame? Everyone laaame! [[South Park|I built this City (shitty) Wall and City Wok]]. Look at my silly walk! [''moves like a penguin''] Eeee!

[''jump cut'']

Oh, you forgot my silly walk?! See my [[South Park|City Wall]]? I give you [[Chris and English|akickinthehead]]. Hiyaa! [''Chris raises leg in view of camera''] And punchyouintheface. Hiyaaa! Three, I throwsomethingatyou, pyooo! BIIIM! [''camera falls over'']

[''jump cut'']

And you know what else, I throw something else at you. Hiyaa! [''Camera falls over''] Oh, and how 'bout this?! I get [[Autism|'''BLANGRY''']]! [''Chris grunts, growls, and looks a bit constipated, and then he [[Fail|roars at the camera up close and shakes his fists and PS3 controller]]''] I will call you out, Mr Cush! '''I WILL CAAALL YOU OUT'''! [''he holds his fist up to the camera and punches it'']

[''video cuts to a calmer Chris in a fighting sort of stance'']

Come on, trollman. Come out of your [[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise|trollster's paradise]]. I'll give you a beatdown. [''waving fist at camera''] You don't like that? Well... tough cookies! [''Chris holds a thumb up to the camera sideways with a "psh" noise, and then he pauses and punches at it again with another "psh" noise'']

[''the video cuts again to Chris looking pleased with himself, and he appears to be about to say something, but decides against it'']

Well Clyde, I'll be calling you out. I know you're in my neck of the woods somewhere, so... just come right on out, and find me. [''flashes a victory sign''] Peace.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions]]|nextlink=[[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"]]|}}
{{Troll Videos}}

{{Clyde Saga}}

[[Category:Captain's log entries| 2009-04-23]]

I Got A Fish

2010-11-09T17:00:16Z

OhhhMyAxels:

In the '''"I Got A Fish"''' video, [[Chris]] jog-dances in place while a stupid song full of [[random access humor]] that he made up plays in the background. Despite his claims, he does not actually have a fish.

The video is one of the few cases where [[Toucher and Rich Segment|the mainstream ''media'']] got in on it.

{{quote|Welcome to the David Lynch movie of your nightmares. | WBCN, hitting the nail on the head.}}

==Video==

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = I Got A Fish
| image = {{#ev:youtube|6DDOeNMWBQk}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 27 April 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Music.png]] Music
| Performance Style = [[Image:Comedy.png]] [[Random-access humor|Comedy]]
| Shirt = [[Image:Classicshirt.png]] Classic Shirt
| previous = [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"]]
| next = [[Power]]
}}</center>

===Transcript===
[[Image:Tardfish.png|thumb|right|He's got a fish, would you like to make a wish?]]

[''song is delivered via voice-over as Chris mutely jog-dances in place'']

:I got a fish!
:Would ya like to make a wish?

:I got a fish!
:Would ya like to make a wish?

:I got a ''fiiiiiiiiish!'' [''spreads arms wide to accompany wobbly falsetto'']
:Would ya like to make a ''wish?'' [''poses like a [[homo]]'']
{{-}}
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[[Category:Media that has been published in real life]]

CWC Address to Unilever About AXE

2010-11-09T16:57:37Z

OhhhMyAxels:

'''CWC Address to Unilever About AXE''' is a two-part video series made when [[Chris]] learned that [[Axe|AXE]]is popular among [[homos|gay men]].

==Video==

{{Tardrage}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Address to Unilever About AXE
| image = {{#ev:youtube|uKQctHJ71hA}}
| stardate = 2 May 2009
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| subject = {{Homos|text}}
| shirt = {{CreepyRobe|text}}
| previous = [[For My Sweetest Ivy]]
| next = [[MEOW]]
}}

===Transcript of Part 1===

Good day, I wish to, uh, make an announcement, uh, upon the side note, uh, aside from my usual work blagh would like to, uh, blagh make a claim, uh, make it obvious of to the creators of, uh, my favorite br- one of my favorite brand of, uh, body spray: AXE. [Presents AXE spray] Apparently it ha- it has come to my attention that, uh, bunch of, uh, people of the, uh, wrong orientation are, uh, using the, uh, AXE brand, ah, by which I mean particularly the, uh, homosexuals.

Eh eweh thusly a stereotype has been, uh, m- has been made if you, uh, if, has been made apparently, uh, has been made apparently '''‘you be gay if you wore AXE.’''' That’s so stupid it’s not I mean it’s not true I mean I’m straight and I have been using AXE for years. [Presents AXE again] I’m a proud sub- I’m a proud user of AXE ‘cos originally as it was originally intended for and I quote: [Reading label] “Effective deodorant protection designed to seduce the ladies” and then later, uh, when they expanded to, uh, the, uh, shower gel they continued with that in saying, uh, “ah kee—dr—kee—nahh let’s see. Hydrates your skin leavin’ it so pure that she’ll th—that ''she-ll'' think ''she’s'' the first one to touch it,” and then later again in, uh, shampoo it says here [Reading label] “Get girl approved hair. Wash, attract, repeat.”

Even though, uh, the comments, the, uh, comments, uh, sound, uh, sexist, uh, as I have learned, uh, on, uh, on their page on Wikipedia [gasp] I still feel that, uh, I have been at, uh, I still feel that, uh, is, uh, a big, uh, a big misuse and complete immoral act that the homosexuals take use of our of the AXE brand which is prefer- which is dimensionally and originally oriented towards the straight people. I mean men attract ladies. It means they’re straight. They want to attract the ladies they’re straight. Please, okay, that didn’t come out right but my point is anyway, uh, AXE is more straight is more meant for straight people: straight men who wish to attract the straight, nyell, the ladies.

The straight men who wish to attract the ladies and I have been the proud us—prow user of AXE throughout the many bre—throughout the many, uh, variations, ehmore to come and more out there to [stuttering] out there to market and I’m sure, other than the body spray, the ehshower gel and the shampoo. In any case, AXE was adridgionally meant for, and should remain, only for the straight men who wish to attract the women. It is not meant for a homosexual dude to attract another homosexual dude. Ahem. Ticks me off. It really does.

So I hope that, uh, the aff—that the, uh, Unilever the company that creates the AXE products, uh, sees this, uh, video on the YouTube and also, uh, would like also, uh, I would like t- to, uh, well I’d be say— I'd be, uh, I would be sound like, uh, some kind of bad person if I tell 'em to not sell to the homosexuals but I wa—but it should be more obvious from the package that it is meant for straight people. Y'know and also I would like to make the following statement to all homosexuals who dare use it. '''You homosexuals, stay off of our AXE!'''

Peace out.

===Transcript of Part 2===

I wish to, uh, take a moment right now to, uh, read a letter I have just hand-written for the, uh, Unilever company about the, uh, issue at hand with AXE. I read this out loud because I currently cannot find the snail mail address, but when I do I will mail it off directly. But I re—but I read it now for hope that they will at least be able to get the—get the understanding and the gist of my, uh, of my proposition and hopefully do something about it and will not blow me off because of an opinion.

Hmmm. Anyway, to the Unilever company who creates, uh, AXE body spray, shower gel, shampoo, and all of that.

Dear Sir or Madam,

I, Christian Weston Chandler, have been a loyal user of AXE body spray for years now, and I have been enjoying the scent as I look forward to it making me smell better to attract (and keep one of) women to be my sweetheart. I have been sussessful with being enjoyed by my sweetheart—[''looks up to camera''] my sweetest [[Ivy]]. [''continues'']—who enjoys my pleasant presence and company with her.

I write the letter today, with concern of hearing that the '''ho-mo-sess-u-al pop-u-la-tion''' wear the AXE body spray as often as or greater than the straight people. Like myself. For the longest time, AXE has been advertised and meant for STRAIGHT men to attract WOMEN. It was certainly NOT meant to attract... '''other dudes'''.

I would like—I would ask to ban sale of—and use of the product from the homos, ''but that would be [[Chris|retarded]]''. Instead I respectfully and humbly request that on the package a statement li—such as "DESIGNED ONLY FOR STRAIGHT ORIENTED MEN" or something strongly similar. Please make this so, and please do not try to blow me off for having an opinion about the product. Or having an opinion about the homosexuals. Because I do not care much about them.

Sincerely, 
Christian Weston Chandler 
Proud Straight Male AXE User

Peace.

==Fan videos==

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[[Category:Homos]]

Virgin with rage

2010-11-08T17:44:19Z

OhhhMyAxels:

{{quote|Tell me why (I'm stuck as a virgin with rage) Tell me why (I so need a cute girl my age)|[[So Need a Cute Girl]]}}

[[Image:106-FrustratedVirgin.jpg|thumb|[[Autism|WHY?]]]]

'''Virgin with rage''' is [[Chris's]] description of himself, a catch phrase that he has made his very own. Rendered helpless by this condition, his eternal virginity engenders [[stress|frustration]] and [[rage]].

Chris is very self-conscious about being a virgin, and frequently brings up the subject completely unprovoked, even in casual conversation with somebody he has just met. However, after being advised by his parents that it's generally not a good idea to mention that he's a VIRGIN WITH RAGE, he stopped this practice,<ref>[[Chris-Chan_(CWCipedia)#Chris_in_Person_.28From_THEIR_Point_of_View.29]]</ref> one of the few times he has learned from his mistakes.

== Hormonal rage ==
Chris is probably dimly aware of his eventual fate, that he is destined to be a virgin forever. Obviously, this much repressed sexual drive, combined with the social ineptitude resulting from his [[autism]], means that Chris is ready to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rRi90wfvHI snap] at any point. Only [[mass debating]] keeps Chris from playing ''Counter-Strike'' IRL.

{{quote | Sometimes I would want to touch her shoulder or back, feel her hair or give her a hug. I hold those urges back, because I care about her. And to keep myself from flying crazily off the handle at a random time, I keep my hormones in check at least twice a week by myself. |Chris, on how he could fly off the handle}}

Despite his claims that he was "holding back", the emails with [[Megan]] paint a different picture, describing instances of him doing exactly what he says he wouldn't: touching her hair, touching her shoulder, giving her random and unwanted hugs, etc. Chris even went so far as to corner her and try to kiss her.

Likewise, [[Facebook]] correspondence between Chris and a young man named Joshua Alba revealed this pearl:
{{quote|I've thought of a funny message for a Valentine's Day card. On the outside, "Please Be Mine," and on the inside, "My hormones are slam-banging, and I do not have a woman to put them in."

I am not a sex freak; I'm just lonesome and sometimes horny.|Chris, [[Facebook messages]], January 10 at 12:28 a.m}}

Alba was doubtlessly traumatized.

==Public references to his virginity==
*"[[So Need a Cute Girl]]", which Chris recorded in August 2003, features the first known use of the term "virgin with rage."
*Chris's letter to ''Nintendo Power'' about [[Sprung]] from the spring of 2004 concludes, "So thank you, [[Nintendo]] and Ubisoft, for the dating advice that this frustrated virgin needed."
*The first issue of ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' from 2004 featured Chris's poem [[Saddest Heart in the World]], where he whines repeatedly about his virginity and repeats some of the lyrics from "So Need a Cute Girl."
*According to an entry in [[CWC's_Diary#September.2C_2004|CWC's Diary]] from September 2004, Chris told his "Lonesome Virgin story" to a [[jerkop]] who interrupted his loitering at the mall.
*After he lost [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], Chris sent an angry e-mail to Sony, where he announced "YET NOW I, A FRUSTRATED HIGH-FUNCTIONALLY AUTISTIC 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN, HAVE BEEN BALLZ-BROKEN LIKE I HAVE THROUGH A BIG CHUNK OF MY LIFE IN AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, "[[KICK THE AUTISTIC]]!" *sigh*"
*Likewise, his [[PSN_Blogs#4_August_2007_.E2.80.94_Adam_Stackhouse.21.21.21|PSN Blog]] update from after losing the contest includes the line "I am a FRUSTRATED, High-Functionally AUTISTIC, 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN."
*In Chris's first video address of the post-[[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] era, [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]], he doesn't actually come out and bluntly announce that he's a virgin. [[CWC's Second Message]], however, hammers the point home. There, Chris calls himself "the innocent, still 26-year-old virgin."
*During his IRC fan chat from [[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction|26 October 2008]], Chris billed his fictitious new girlfriend [[Chloe]] as his "VIRGIN-TAKER."
*Chris's New Years resolution for 2009, announced on [[IRC (02 January 2009)|IRC]]: "Lose my Virginity with a Woman."
*While assaulting his blow-up doll in the [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy]] video from 17 April 2009, Chris says, "Ivy, I promise you, I promise you my undying love and devotion, I promise you my heart, my soul, even my virginity..."
*Chris's [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile|Wikipedia profile]] from May 2009 includes multiple references to his virginity.
*In the [[CWC Trollin More]] video from 19 July 2009, Chris announced that he was "still a virgin," retracting one of the many obvious lies in the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video.
*At the end of [[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC]], from 9 August 2009, Chris sums up his achievements in life (including his [[Julie|trip to Ohio]]) and says that "the—only thing—mark that's not been checked yet for a good life is the virgin-breaker."
*One of Chris's posts on the [[Adult Swim posts|Adult Swim forums]] was signed "Lonely Virgin in Virginia, searching for a Sweetheart-Soulmate."
*In the [[Common_Questions#15_January_2010|Common Questions]] from 15 January 2010, a correspondent asked Chris why he was so fixated on sex. He answered, "Oh, I don't know, how about being a Frustrated Virgin?!"
*Chris's [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|plea for sex to Damian Antaria]], uploaded 14 March 2010, features his standard whine about being "a 28-year-old high-functioning autistic virgin."

== Why Chris will never lose his virginity ==
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| name = Why Chris-Chan will never lose his virginity
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hzI-dgGsnFU}}
| Stardate = 07 September 2009
| Maker = danicapayton
| Subject =
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==Sauces==
<references/>

== See also ==
* [[Chris and anger]]
* [[Chris and sex]]
* [[Chris and rape]]

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]

CWCki:General

2010-11-08T17:36:38Z

OhhhMyAxels: /* The Chris and... articles need a complete overhaul (Next project to improve) */

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{{Community Portal}}

*[[CWCki:General/Archive 1|Archive 1]]

For discussion that doesn't fit into the other community pages - though do keep it related to the CWCki.

== Da update is used for Chris updates...but what about other updates? ==
For example, I don't think the Lucas video game pictures should be on the update, but it should be noteworthy. Should it placed in da update or no? Also if you're wondering what pictures, I'M WORKING ON IT. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:33, 9 September 2010 (PDT)
:Where should I stick the pictures? I uploaded them with Lucas commentary on them. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 12:42, 10 September 2010 (PDT)
::I think either the list of Chris's games article or the video games article. Leaning towards the video games article, if only because the list article is already pretty damned huge. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 14:07, 10 September 2010 (PDT)

== Image purge project ==
According to the Spongepedia (also hosted by dreamhost), 500 internal server error may be caused by TOO MANY IMAGES. In any case, I'm sick of seeing shitty images that do nothing to enhance articles as well. please tag images that are useless on their talk pages for deletion. kthx [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:45, 10 September 2010 (PDT)
*Based on what you told me about the Spongebob wiki, their problem was also due to image size. Perhaps if we work on resizing images down to less than 30kb?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 13:34, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
::Eh, the 500 errors are a configuration/setup issue. I highly doubt images are the root cause. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:44, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
:::No, it's a general agreed consensus that the 500 internal server error is occurring more often nowadays. It has to do with an increasing amount of SOMETHING. I'm going by this only lead right now. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:09, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
::::I mostly get 500 errors on pages that are large - that is - the body of text is large. Images really seem to have a negligible effect on whether a page 500's for me or not. We should think carefully about whether going about an image purge will largely be a wasted effort and/or do more harm than good towards error fixing (generating more edits - which may also form part of the problem). --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:06, 11 September 2010 (PDT)

== Overlooked interview? ==

A couple of weeks ago, I noticed on the talk page for [[Chris-chan_Discusses...]], the subject of a previous interview was brought up, and Champ said he didn't want to put it on until they had a youtube version for it. A year later, someone did. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR_PrPHC2l0 The video doesn't have many views, and I don't believe it has an article for it. I'm not sure if any of this is relevant, but I wanted to draw attention to it in case it needs an article or some other mention.--[[User:Austin|Austin]] 06:03, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
*This is the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]], that video is just a mirror. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 15:05, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

== Chris and diligence article? ==

Christian's work ethics and his laziness are rightfully infamous, but there isn't an article dealing with it en detail. I'd make it myself but due to stress and my poor grasp of English I'd rather hear the opinions of others on it before making a crappy attempt. --[[User:Maximilian Graves|Maximilian Graves]] 07:58, 15 September 2010 (PDT)
** Strangely enough, I was thinking the same thing. Though with how lazy he is, the article would probably grow to be almost as large as the article on sex. [[User:Melainia|Melainia]] 21:04, 15 September 2010 (EST)

== My response to the site administrator. ==

Just a few days ago, a member of our forums decided to claim that we were involved in attacks on your wiki. We were notified by the administrator of your site on a locked topic supposedly thanking us for our actions placed on PSPownsYou (or PBML) and also requested action on another supposed participant named Level1isbest. I just want to point out that we have no intention of harming your site and that the involved parties are a bunch of fucking trolls, but then again every person on Newgrounds does it for the lulz, not including school shootings (Jeff Weise). Sorry for any inconvienence. [[User:Tateos|Tateos]] 16:25, 15 September 2010 (PDT)

==Chris and Morality Page==

Though his morality has been mentioned on several other pages, I think it would be best to have one page dedicated to his morality, or lack there-of, and where it comes from, mainly his ego. [[User:Melainia|Melainia]] 21:07, 15 September 2010 (EST)
: Frankly, if it's coming from his ego, it should be mentioned on the [[ego]] page. This is, however, unless there's enough to justify a major Chris and page.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 20:37, 15 September 2010 (PDT)
:: I don't really think Chris's morality needs its own page, as it would end up being a documentation of all the times he's been a horrible person (huge list), and all of the reasons behind it (troll speculation). These issues are already covered rather in depth on Chris's own page, the White Knighting page, the pages on Chris's Lies, Things Chris Has Ripped Off, Women's Rights, Homos etc. I feel a page purely about what a bad person he is is redundant (and self-evident besides). [[User:Sygerrik|Sygerrik]] 09:46, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

== so i did some spring cleaning today. ==
http://www.mediafire.com/?q6dsbzkgteqxpp6 - and then i realized it was autumn. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 17:44, 18 September 2010 (PDT)

:Does the great Clyde wish for these to be uploaded to their appropriate articles? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 22:49, 18 September 2010 (PDT)

::No, I want them to stay in this link forever and never be posted on the CWCki. Ever. EVER. This is the reason why I posted on the CWCki, to ensure that would happen. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:50, 19 September 2010 (PDT)

I was doing some spring cleaning too, little cuz! I was going through my emails and then suddenly i stumbled upon this pic of CWC that WallFlower gave to me awhile back! As The Ancient Hawaiians used to say: A clean coconut is a clean soul. http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/7886/cwcinkilt.jpg [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 17:58, 18 September 2010 (PDT)

:lol at the Marge Simpson poster - [[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 19:23, 18 September 2010 (PDT)

== Tugboat icon I made for Donations ==

[[File:Tugboat_donate_icon.png]] Enjoy!
[[User:Shiny|Shiny]] 13:31, 23 September 2010 (PDT)
*Include your CWCki username with your donation and you'll receive a SPECIAL, LIMITED EDITION user box for your page and you'll receive a "si a pretty cool guy" quote from yours truly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:23, 23 September 2010 (PDT)

So hey, I wanted to donate some shinies but my PayPal only gives out my dox rather than my CWCki username. I'll set up a new PayPal account in a bit. Gmail's the best way to go about it, right? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 03:26, 4 October 2010 (PDT)

== Faithfulness ==
Is there an article on Chris and his faithfulness to his "sweethearts", cause I was just skimming through Sonichu 10 where he claims Blanca is his true and honest sweetheart, but he's married in the future to Lovely Weather and slept with her, not to mention Meg? And that's probably not the only example one could think of. --[[User:SerenityMoonstone|SerenityMoonstone]] 22:31, 29 September 2010 (EST)
*Just about every Sweetheart article showcases how unfaithful Chris is.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 15:32, 30 September 2010 (PDT)

== getting rid of the fan works section ==
it's just a drag on our servers. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:54, 1 October 2010 (PDT)
:if anyone wants to argue against deleting the fan works section, speak up now plz. hurry! [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:32, 2 October 2010 (PDT)
::If it'll keep away the server errors then tear it down, burn the remains, and salt the earth. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 22:03, 2 October 2010 (PDT)
:::The section is bullshit that should have been killed months ago. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam & Eggs]] 19:26, 4 October 2010 (PDT)
Wasn't there plans for a wiki dedicated to fanworks? Whatever happened to that? For that matter, why is the fanworks section still up at all? Cogsdev wanted it trimmed several months ago.--[[User:Austin|Austin]] 00:41, 3 October 2010 (PDT)
:http://789chan.org/cxc/ [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:12, 3 October 2010 (PDT)
Can you give us an idea for an exact date for the deletion? I'd like to go through and save everything. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 20:22, 4 October 2010 (PDT)
:I'll save it all in a zip file. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:24, 4 October 2010 (PDT)

There's hardly anything left that's worth keeping. I say go for it.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 20:44, 4 October 2010 (PDT)
:Dunno guys, [[Fan:Choose Your Own Adventure|this for example]] is ace and I'll miss it. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 01:59, 5 October 2010 (PDT)
::If there's anything worth keeping it's that, [[Fan:Chris Gets Laid|Chris Gets Laid]], and [[Fan:Asperchu|the Asperchu fan page]]. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam & Eggs]] 17:09, 8 October 2010 (PDT)

In that case, move the Mailbag References page out of the Fan category. --[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 03:56, 5 October 2010 (PDT)

:As I mentioned on the fan discussion (In case nobody read it) It would be an affront to not have any backups of the stories here. I finished up my story (Silent CWCville) so save the stories, redistribute them throughout the internet. And tell me where they'll be moved. Thanks. --[[User:Radiant Price|Radiant Price]] 16:44, 5 October 2010 (PDT)

If it's going to be saved and taken elsewhere, I say nuke it.--[[User:Austin|Austin]] 21:15, 5 October 2010 (PDT)

Just do it! people can use /cwc/ to post their creepy fantasies --[[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]] 06:31, 6 October 2010 (PDT)

Yeah,if you're gonna save it I'm all up for the deletion. --[[User:Bealtespip122|Bealtespip122]] 13:03, 8 October 2010 (PDT)

Everything has been saved on the cwcki spec forums by the admin there so away this section goes. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 10:04, 15 October 2010 (PDT)
Blow it up --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 22:23, 19 October 2010 (PDT)

==Posting Kacey's Encounters with Chris==
Does anyone else feel that we should make a page with [http://pastebin.com/8FxWDZq6 Kacey's encounters with Chris] here? I mean, we reference it enough, and I think it's causing some confusion. Unless, of course, you feel that showing that Kacey was trolling him would be more confusing. [[user:Melainia|Melainia]] 12:20, 6 October 2010 (EST)
:That information is unsubstantiated. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 21:30, 5 October 2010 (PDT)
::Oh, true, I just wanted to ask. [[user:melainia|Melainia]] 12:53, 6 October 2010 (EST)
:I'm not so sure...Some of the information sounds feasable, And if I recall correctly during one of their final chats Kacey mentioned an IRL encounter with him. But at the moment I don't want for us to take any risks...Is it possible we can get a confirmation from Liquid? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 00:56, 6 October 2010 (EST)
::I do remember the sniffing incident being mentioned during the Father Call, and Chris did admit to touching her a lot. [[User:Melainia|Melainia]] 1:00, 6 October 2010 (EST)
:::liquid doesn't give a shit about this anymore. just let sleeping dogs lie with him. just forget about this stuff, we'll get the real story one day. maybe. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:08, 5 October 2010 (PDT)

==Need CWC E-Mail==

I'm looking to pull the wool over good ol' CWC's eyes via The 4Hoursemen project (details will be revealed later) but if it goes out the way i plan lulz will ensue but for these things to fall into play i need some way to talk to him.Would his youtube account work or will he not even respond on that? [[User:The 4horsemen project|The 4horsemen project]] 17:07, 6 October 2010 (PDT)
*Sign your posts. It's just four ~'s.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 16:40, 6 October 2010 (PDT)
*It's damn near impossible to get into contact with Chris. You'd have an easier time picking fly shit out of pepper while wearing boxing gloves. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:11, 6 October 2010 (PDT)
*CWCki really isn't the place to launch trolling and if you can't find Chris's e-mail, then you probably shouldn't be trolling him.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:17, 6 October 2010 (PDT)

*Oh i've found his e-mail but the fat bastard wont respond to me.Maybe i should find a diffrent approach... [[User:The 4horsemen project|The 4horsemen project]] 17:28, 6 October 2010 (PDT)

==Mental Stability==

So how's the mental stability on cristian?In his latest videos he seems a little more crazy then befor.

Sign your posts and take this to the speculation page.--[[User:Svek|Švek]] 09:45, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

== List of Appearances ==

[[User:General Rock|General Rock]] suggested that we have an article compiling all of the places where Chris has doodled Sonichu where it was totally unnecessary. From that drawing on the snow to his [[resume]], I'm sure we can come up with an exhaustive list. Thoughts? --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 19:00, 10 October 2010 (PDT)
*He's 'fixated' on Sonichu; it happens with autistic people pretty often. [[User:BlueSpork|the infamous Blue Spork]] 00:39, 20 October 2010 (PDT)

== New template ==

{{Template:Cosplay videos}}

Did I forget something? --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 04:39, 12 October 2010 (PDT)

I think Chris dressing in a kilt and pretending to be Scottish counts as cosplay. I can't remember the exact video. [[User:MissRadioactive|MissRadioactive]] 05:24, 12 October 2010 (PDT)

* Nevermind. Found it. [[Tito_Got_No_Luck_Against_We_Brits,_Irish_and_Scots!]] [[User:MissRadioactive|MissRadioactive]] 05:45, 12 October 2010 (PDT)

== I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! ==

I was just re-watching some of the audiobooks, and came to an obvious but hilarious conclusion; our fearless leader has no clue how many people there are on earth (or is too [[Slow_in_the_mind]] to understand high school level math).

As I am a new user (Hi btw), and my Wiki skills are sub-par at best, I figured I'd prostrate myself before the CWCki masters before I made a n00b-ish page.

Here is a short greatest-hits list of Chris' math fails:

-In Episode 14 he (speaking through one of his characters) mentioned he sometimes detests 99.9999999999996% of the worldwide male population, not including himself and 'those within the margin of error.'

That means that he (and those unnamed males) make up 4.0x10^-13 of the male population, and since he included himself that means that there must be at least 2.5 trillion other males for him to despise.

Not only is this number 24x the total number of humans to have ever lived, but it isn't even the entire human population according to Chris! Going by the CIA World Factbook, the Male/Female ratio is currently about 1.01. Therefore there are at least 4.975 trillion people on earth.

[http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=+reciprocal4.0x10^-13]
[https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/xx.html]

-He has claimed that he has an IQ over 300; using the standard deviations of the Stanford-Binet tests (15 from a mean of 100), that would put him in at over 12.5 standard deviations; less than one in 2 Decillion people. That is not a typo. 2 Decillion is a real number, and it looks like this

2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

The Wechsler IQ test gives an even scarier result; 13.333 standard deviations, or one in one hundred undecillion. In longhand that looks like this

100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

[http://www.iqcomparisonsite.com/IQBasics.aspx]
[http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=12.5+standard+deviations+from+the+mean]

Maybe I'm wrong, but in my humble opinion [[fail]] is rarely as pure and as concentrated as a self-declared genius who thinks that there are more people alive on earth then there are stars in our galaxy*.

*~300 Billion by WolframAlpha's count

--[[User:Concerned Citizen|Concerned Citizen]] 20:08, 13 October 2010 (PDT)
*One, we have a forum dedicated to wild speculation and stuff, it's linked to in the NOT A FORUM template. Two, Chris wasn't thinking mathematically when he wrote 99.99999999996%, he just added extra 9's onto it until he felt like he'd made his point. Three, he just picked a high number because he understood that high IQ=smart guy. Chris doesn't think about things beyond the surface.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 20:13, 13 October 2010 (PDT)

*Although I agree Chris is an idiot and that he sucks at math, and although I agree that if we saw into his mind there would be enough content for an article, he's only demonstrated his math skillz once or twice. As of the moment, it really isn't article-worthy. Trust me, if there were enough content for it, I would be the first to support it. Still, drafting a page for it [[User:Concerned Citizen/Math|somewhere]] might be useful should more evidence of his inability come up. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 14:38, 14 October 2010 (PDT)

== Animation/short template ==

Do you think we can use a template for all the Lego/pen/paper shorts that Chris has made? --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 20:11, 26 October 2010 (PDT)

== Chris comparisons ==

Is there potential for comparisons of Chris and various famous/infamous retards? See [[User:Kwon/Chris and Martin Bryant: A Comparison|the comparison of Chris and Martin Bryant on my user page]] for an example of what I mean. The format doesn't have to be the same. --[[User:Kwon|Kwon]] 01:01, 27 October 2010 (PDT)

the cwcki isn't meant for that purpose. besides, chris is chris. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 01:09, 27 October 2010 (PDT)

k. Fair enough. --[[User:Kwon|Kwon]] 01:10, 27 October 2010 (PDT)

== for logs and shit. Should there be a section for: Highlights? ==
Some people just don't have the patience to read all the logs. (see bluespike despite me actually editing them)

Or e-mails. Granted, some exchanges are so golden that they don't need a highlights section because they are all highlights but there have been some pretty boring things. I dunno. Maybe just for Bluespike because they are so long and unwieldy. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 09:46, 29 October 2010 (PDT)

: Highlights section sounds like a good idea. I've sort of wished something like that existed for [[Mailbag]], at least to give some sort of summary of what kind of stuff we could learn from there. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 10:03, 29 October 2010 (PDT)

== The Chris and... articles need a complete overhaul (Next project to improve) ==
I'm sick of conjecture and theories and STUPID BULLSHIT. I would do this myself, but I'm just going to get angry and destroy CWCki (again). This should be the next project to improve. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 14:33, 29 October 2010 (PDT)
:Not to bring your wrath upon me but I would ask: What specifically do you wish to see changed? Perhaps with a format to go off of we can accomplish what you seek. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 14:46, 29 October 2010 (PDT)
: I'm sick of conjecture and theories and STUPID BULLSHIT. oh and stick to facts only. There's a limit to how much stuff you can extrapolate from the actions that chris blahs out of his blahhole. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 14:52, 29 October 2010 (PDT)
: For those looking for areas that need the most attention, start with older videos (Ivy Saga and earlier are good places to go). Remove bullshit like "This video shows how much Chris fails at life" or "this video is one of the creepiest/worst/laziest videos Chris has ever made", and especially fuckery like "Chris was probably forced to make this because his parents yelled at him and he was hearing voices." Keep it all to a brief overview and objective as possible, with supporting facts where applicable. --[[User:OhhhMyAxels|OhhhMyAxels]] 14:33, 4 November 2010 (PDT)
:Can unecessary bullshit digressions be removed as well? A lot of times people add explanations of what exactly Chris did wrong where it's either 1)obvious or 2) shit no one cares about. Here is an example of what I mean "
Chris tries to translate Clyde Cash's name into Spanish, failing miserably. As you don't translate names, but if one did, it would be Dinero, not "Cashez", and the last name would still go last. Also, "de(l) ___" suffixes tend to be titles and honorifics. Thus, if names were to be translated, Clyde may be Claudio Dinero del Oro, lit: "Clyde Cash of the Gold." --[[User:Svek|Švek]] 08:27, 5 November 2010 (PDT)
:Yeah, delete shit like that. There's no need to point out every time Chris fails and how he failed. We all know when and why. --[[User:OhhhMyAxels|OhhhMyAxels]] 09:36, 8 November 2010 (PST)

== Donation drive ==

We need money for hosting and whatnot ([[User:Clydec|Clyde]] can explain it in details for people who care about technical shit). Donating will get you a '''SPECIAL, LIMITED EDITION''' user box (design to be announced). Donating $20 or more gets you another special edition userbox AND your very own "si a very cool guy" quote by yours truly. Donate early, donate often. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:18, 4 November 2010 (PDT)

== This showed up on my doorstep ==
http://www.mediafire.com/?8ca48v808ae5m0p I dunno the origin -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 18:16, 5 November 2010 (PDT)
http://www.mediafire.com/?mzqbcbh007abn88 oh this too. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 18:31, 5 November 2010 (PDT)

== J.J. articles ==

<s>So now, as the Jackie e-mails have revealed, the identity of JenkinsJinkies is out in the open. Should we make the appropriate articles and/or edits, now? I'm thinking of posting and re-transcribing the introduction video, as well as the history of the (disappointingly brief yet fruitful) saga.</s> --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 17:11, 6 November 2010 (PDT)
:Go ahead as long as Clyde doesn't object. --[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam & Eggs]] 17:31, 6 November 2010 (PDT)
::The edits have been deleted. Looks like JJ is still on our side.  ;) --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 20:57, 6 November 2010 (PDT)

All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend

2010-11-05T15:20:35Z

OhhhMyAxels:

"'''All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend'''" was filmed by [[Chris]] in December [[2004]] to promote his [[Love Quest]].

The video follows his performance of [[So Need a Cute Girl]], which he begins singing shortly before the 5-minute mark. It is noteworthy for being the earliest known footage of Chris wearing one of his [[medallions]].

==Watch==

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===Introductory notes===

'''Chris''': Hello. My is, uh, Christian Chandler. Age 22 at this time. I will be 23 on February 24, [[2005]]. Anyway, for, uh, over a year now I've, uh, being trying to attract an 18 to 22-year-old [[boyfriend-free girl]], 18 to 21 before February 24, 2004, which is this year. Anyhoo, been trying for over a year to attract a girl, boyfriend-free girl, and I have failed.

[''sits down'']

And, you know, when you get -- when you have so much -- so many failures in this time... you can't help but feel sad, you know? [''begins to pet a stuffed cat sitting on the piano''] And depressed... and here it is about [[Christmas#2004|Christmastime]], and... well, all I want for Christmas is a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. And of course, uh, during the time, I have uh, been, uh, trying... I have written a few songs about my, uh, love quest. And so, for now -- for now, I'd like to sing to you my, uh -- two of my, two of my songs. First one I'm gonna sing is one I've uh, made up first -- written my own lyrics to and t-- turned it into a song.

By the way, this here is [[Sonichu]]. You can look him up on the web. It's my website. Just put in S-O-N-I-C-H-U as your web search term.

Anyway, here's my first song called "[[So Need a Cute Girl]]."

===Lyrics===

[''sung over "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth"'']

:All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend!
:A pretty girlfriend! A pretty girlfriend!
:All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend,
:So that I can be much happier!

:All I want for… [''pauses to wipe brow''] is a girlfriend,
:But she has to be 18 to 22!
:And she must be boyfriend-''freeee'', too!
:Uh, for all the qualities, check out my profile on [[match.com]]!

:All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend!
:A pretty girlfriend! A pretty girlfriend!
:All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend,
:So that I won't be so lonely!

:Oh, the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|boyfriend-free factor is so high]]!
:How many boyfriends are paired up with a girl?
:You can't tell how many—what the girlfriends are paired up or not,
:Which is the reason why I cannot approach women!

:All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend!
:A pretty girlfriend! A pretty girlfriend!
:All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend,
:Now and forever-''mooorrre!''

==See also:==
*[[I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas]]
*[[So Need a Cute Girl]]
*[[Christmas]]
*[[Kimmi]]
*[[Medallion of Fail]]

{{CWC on TV}}
{{Music Videos}}

[[Category:Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]

CWCki:General

2010-11-04T21:33:18Z

OhhhMyAxels: /* The Chris and... articles need a complete overhaul (Next project to improve) */

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{{Community Portal}}

*[[CWCki:General/Archive 1|Archive 1]]

For discussion that doesn't fit into the other community pages - though do keep it related to the CWCki.

== Da update is used for Chris updates...but what about other updates? ==
For example, I don't think the Lucas video game pictures should be on the update, but it should be noteworthy. Should it placed in da update or no? Also if you're wondering what pictures, I'M WORKING ON IT. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:33, 9 September 2010 (PDT)
:Where should I stick the pictures? I uploaded them with Lucas commentary on them. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 12:42, 10 September 2010 (PDT)
::I think either the list of Chris's games article or the video games article. Leaning towards the video games article, if only because the list article is already pretty damned huge. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 14:07, 10 September 2010 (PDT)

== Image purge project ==
According to the Spongepedia (also hosted by dreamhost), 500 internal server error may be caused by TOO MANY IMAGES. In any case, I'm sick of seeing shitty images that do nothing to enhance articles as well. please tag images that are useless on their talk pages for deletion. kthx [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:45, 10 September 2010 (PDT)
*Based on what you told me about the Spongebob wiki, their problem was also due to image size. Perhaps if we work on resizing images down to less than 30kb?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 13:34, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
::Eh, the 500 errors are a configuration/setup issue. I highly doubt images are the root cause. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:44, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
:::No, it's a general agreed consensus that the 500 internal server error is occurring more often nowadays. It has to do with an increasing amount of SOMETHING. I'm going by this only lead right now. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:09, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
::::I mostly get 500 errors on pages that are large - that is - the body of text is large. Images really seem to have a negligible effect on whether a page 500's for me or not. We should think carefully about whether going about an image purge will largely be a wasted effort and/or do more harm than good towards error fixing (generating more edits - which may also form part of the problem). --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:06, 11 September 2010 (PDT)

== Overlooked interview? ==

A couple of weeks ago, I noticed on the talk page for [[Chris-chan_Discusses...]], the subject of a previous interview was brought up, and Champ said he didn't want to put it on until they had a youtube version for it. A year later, someone did. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR_PrPHC2l0 The video doesn't have many views, and I don't believe it has an article for it. I'm not sure if any of this is relevant, but I wanted to draw attention to it in case it needs an article or some other mention.--[[User:Austin|Austin]] 06:03, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
*This is the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]], that video is just a mirror. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 15:05, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

== Chris and diligence article? ==

Christian's work ethics and his laziness are rightfully infamous, but there isn't an article dealing with it en detail. I'd make it myself but due to stress and my poor grasp of English I'd rather hear the opinions of others on it before making a crappy attempt. --[[User:Maximilian Graves|Maximilian Graves]] 07:58, 15 September 2010 (PDT)
** Strangely enough, I was thinking the same thing. Though with how lazy he is, the article would probably grow to be almost as large as the article on sex. [[User:Melainia|Melainia]] 21:04, 15 September 2010 (EST)

== My response to the site administrator. ==

Just a few days ago, a member of our forums decided to claim that we were involved in attacks on your wiki. We were notified by the administrator of your site on a locked topic supposedly thanking us for our actions placed on PSPownsYou (or PBML) and also requested action on another supposed participant named Level1isbest. I just want to point out that we have no intention of harming your site and that the involved parties are a bunch of fucking trolls, but then again every person on Newgrounds does it for the lulz, not including school shootings (Jeff Weise). Sorry for any inconvienence. [[User:Tateos|Tateos]] 16:25, 15 September 2010 (PDT)

==Chris and Morality Page==

Though his morality has been mentioned on several other pages, I think it would be best to have one page dedicated to his morality, or lack there-of, and where it comes from, mainly his ego. [[User:Melainia|Melainia]] 21:07, 15 September 2010 (EST)
: Frankly, if it's coming from his ego, it should be mentioned on the [[ego]] page. This is, however, unless there's enough to justify a major Chris and page.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 20:37, 15 September 2010 (PDT)
:: I don't really think Chris's morality needs its own page, as it would end up being a documentation of all the times he's been a horrible person (huge list), and all of the reasons behind it (troll speculation). These issues are already covered rather in depth on Chris's own page, the White Knighting page, the pages on Chris's Lies, Things Chris Has Ripped Off, Women's Rights, Homos etc. I feel a page purely about what a bad person he is is redundant (and self-evident besides). [[User:Sygerrik|Sygerrik]] 09:46, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

== so i did some spring cleaning today. ==
http://www.mediafire.com/?q6dsbzkgteqxpp6 - and then i realized it was autumn. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 17:44, 18 September 2010 (PDT)

:Does the great Clyde wish for these to be uploaded to their appropriate articles? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 22:49, 18 September 2010 (PDT)

::No, I want them to stay in this link forever and never be posted on the CWCki. Ever. EVER. This is the reason why I posted on the CWCki, to ensure that would happen. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:50, 19 September 2010 (PDT)

I was doing some spring cleaning too, little cuz! I was going through my emails and then suddenly i stumbled upon this pic of CWC that WallFlower gave to me awhile back! As The Ancient Hawaiians used to say: A clean coconut is a clean soul. http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/7886/cwcinkilt.jpg [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 17:58, 18 September 2010 (PDT)

:lol at the Marge Simpson poster - [[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 19:23, 18 September 2010 (PDT)

== Tugboat icon I made for Donations ==

[[File:Tugboat_donate_icon.png]] Enjoy!
[[User:Shiny|Shiny]] 13:31, 23 September 2010 (PDT)
*Include your CWCki username with your donation and you'll receive a SPECIAL, LIMITED EDITION user box for your page and you'll receive a "si a pretty cool guy" quote from yours truly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:23, 23 September 2010 (PDT)

So hey, I wanted to donate some shinies but my PayPal only gives out my dox rather than my CWCki username. I'll set up a new PayPal account in a bit. Gmail's the best way to go about it, right? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 03:26, 4 October 2010 (PDT)

== Faithfulness ==
Is there an article on Chris and his faithfulness to his "sweethearts", cause I was just skimming through Sonichu 10 where he claims Blanca is his true and honest sweetheart, but he's married in the future to Lovely Weather and slept with her, not to mention Meg? And that's probably not the only example one could think of. --[[User:SerenityMoonstone|SerenityMoonstone]] 22:31, 29 September 2010 (EST)
*Just about every Sweetheart article showcases how unfaithful Chris is.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 15:32, 30 September 2010 (PDT)

== getting rid of the fan works section ==
it's just a drag on our servers. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:54, 1 October 2010 (PDT)
:if anyone wants to argue against deleting the fan works section, speak up now plz. hurry! [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:32, 2 October 2010 (PDT)
::If it'll keep away the server errors then tear it down, burn the remains, and salt the earth. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 22:03, 2 October 2010 (PDT)
:::The section is bullshit that should have been killed months ago. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam & Eggs]] 19:26, 4 October 2010 (PDT)
Wasn't there plans for a wiki dedicated to fanworks? Whatever happened to that? For that matter, why is the fanworks section still up at all? Cogsdev wanted it trimmed several months ago.--[[User:Austin|Austin]] 00:41, 3 October 2010 (PDT)
:http://789chan.org/cxc/ [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:12, 3 October 2010 (PDT)
Can you give us an idea for an exact date for the deletion? I'd like to go through and save everything. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 20:22, 4 October 2010 (PDT)
:I'll save it all in a zip file. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:24, 4 October 2010 (PDT)

There's hardly anything left that's worth keeping. I say go for it.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 20:44, 4 October 2010 (PDT)
:Dunno guys, [[Fan:Choose Your Own Adventure|this for example]] is ace and I'll miss it. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 01:59, 5 October 2010 (PDT)
::If there's anything worth keeping it's that, [[Fan:Chris Gets Laid|Chris Gets Laid]], and [[Fan:Asperchu|the Asperchu fan page]]. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam & Eggs]] 17:09, 8 October 2010 (PDT)

In that case, move the Mailbag References page out of the Fan category. --[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 03:56, 5 October 2010 (PDT)

:As I mentioned on the fan discussion (In case nobody read it) It would be an affront to not have any backups of the stories here. I finished up my story (Silent CWCville) so save the stories, redistribute them throughout the internet. And tell me where they'll be moved. Thanks. --[[User:Radiant Price|Radiant Price]] 16:44, 5 October 2010 (PDT)

If it's going to be saved and taken elsewhere, I say nuke it.--[[User:Austin|Austin]] 21:15, 5 October 2010 (PDT)

Just do it! people can use /cwc/ to post their creepy fantasies --[[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]] 06:31, 6 October 2010 (PDT)

Yeah,if you're gonna save it I'm all up for the deletion. --[[User:Bealtespip122|Bealtespip122]] 13:03, 8 October 2010 (PDT)

Everything has been saved on the cwcki spec forums by the admin there so away this section goes. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 10:04, 15 October 2010 (PDT)
Blow it up --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 22:23, 19 October 2010 (PDT)

==Posting Kacey's Encounters with Chris==
Does anyone else feel that we should make a page with [http://pastebin.com/8FxWDZq6 Kacey's encounters with Chris] here? I mean, we reference it enough, and I think it's causing some confusion. Unless, of course, you feel that showing that Kacey was trolling him would be more confusing. [[user:Melainia|Melainia]] 12:20, 6 October 2010 (EST)
:That information is unsubstantiated. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 21:30, 5 October 2010 (PDT)
::Oh, true, I just wanted to ask. [[user:melainia|Melainia]] 12:53, 6 October 2010 (EST)
:I'm not so sure...Some of the information sounds feasable, And if I recall correctly during one of their final chats Kacey mentioned an IRL encounter with him. But at the moment I don't want for us to take any risks...Is it possible we can get a confirmation from Liquid? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 00:56, 6 October 2010 (EST)
::I do remember the sniffing incident being mentioned during the Father Call, and Chris did admit to touching her a lot. [[User:Melainia|Melainia]] 1:00, 6 October 2010 (EST)
:::liquid doesn't give a shit about this anymore. just let sleeping dogs lie with him. just forget about this stuff, we'll get the real story one day. maybe. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:08, 5 October 2010 (PDT)

==Need CWC E-Mail==

I'm looking to pull the wool over good ol' CWC's eyes via The 4Hoursemen project (details will be revealed later) but if it goes out the way i plan lulz will ensue but for these things to fall into play i need some way to talk to him.Would his youtube account work or will he not even respond on that? [[User:The 4horsemen project|The 4horsemen project]] 17:07, 6 October 2010 (PDT)
*Sign your posts. It's just four ~'s.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 16:40, 6 October 2010 (PDT)
*It's damn near impossible to get into contact with Chris. You'd have an easier time picking fly shit out of pepper while wearing boxing gloves. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:11, 6 October 2010 (PDT)
*CWCki really isn't the place to launch trolling and if you can't find Chris's e-mail, then you probably shouldn't be trolling him.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:17, 6 October 2010 (PDT)

*Oh i've found his e-mail but the fat bastard wont respond to me.Maybe i should find a diffrent approach... [[User:The 4horsemen project|The 4horsemen project]] 17:28, 6 October 2010 (PDT)

==Mental Stability==

So how's the mental stability on cristian?In his latest videos he seems a little more crazy then befor.

Sign your posts and take this to the speculation page.--[[User:Svek|Švek]] 09:45, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

== List of Appearances ==

[[User:General Rock|General Rock]] suggested that we have an article compiling all of the places where Chris has doodled Sonichu where it was totally unnecessary. From that drawing on the snow to his [[resume]], I'm sure we can come up with an exhaustive list. Thoughts? --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 19:00, 10 October 2010 (PDT)
*He's 'fixated' on Sonichu; it happens with autistic people pretty often. [[User:BlueSpork|the infamous Blue Spork]] 00:39, 20 October 2010 (PDT)

== New template ==

{{Template:Cosplay videos}}

Did I forget something? --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 04:39, 12 October 2010 (PDT)

I think Chris dressing in a kilt and pretending to be Scottish counts as cosplay. I can't remember the exact video. [[User:MissRadioactive|MissRadioactive]] 05:24, 12 October 2010 (PDT)

* Nevermind. Found it. [[Tito_Got_No_Luck_Against_We_Brits,_Irish_and_Scots!]] [[User:MissRadioactive|MissRadioactive]] 05:45, 12 October 2010 (PDT)

== I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! ==

I was just re-watching some of the audiobooks, and came to an obvious but hilarious conclusion; our fearless leader has no clue how many people there are on earth (or is too [[Slow_in_the_mind]] to understand high school level math).

As I am a new user (Hi btw), and my Wiki skills are sub-par at best, I figured I'd prostrate myself before the CWCki masters before I made a n00b-ish page.

Here is a short greatest-hits list of Chris' math fails:

-In Episode 14 he (speaking through one of his characters) mentioned he sometimes detests 99.9999999999996% of the worldwide male population, not including himself and 'those within the margin of error.'

That means that he (and those unnamed males) make up 4.0x10^-13 of the male population, and since he included himself that means that there must be at least 2.5 trillion other males for him to despise.

Not only is this number 24x the total number of humans to have ever lived, but it isn't even the entire human population according to Chris! Going by the CIA World Factbook, the Male/Female ratio is currently about 1.01. Therefore there are at least 4.975 trillion people on earth.

[http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=+reciprocal4.0x10^-13]
[https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/xx.html]

-He has claimed that he has an IQ over 300; using the standard deviations of the Stanford-Binet tests (15 from a mean of 100), that would put him in at over 12.5 standard deviations; less than one in 2 Decillion people. That is not a typo. 2 Decillion is a real number, and it looks like this

2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

The Wechsler IQ test gives an even scarier result; 13.333 standard deviations, or one in one hundred undecillion. In longhand that looks like this

100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

[http://www.iqcomparisonsite.com/IQBasics.aspx]
[http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=12.5+standard+deviations+from+the+mean]

Maybe I'm wrong, but in my humble opinion [[fail]] is rarely as pure and as concentrated as a self-declared genius who thinks that there are more people alive on earth then there are stars in our galaxy*.

*~300 Billion by WolframAlpha's count

--[[User:Concerned Citizen|Concerned Citizen]] 20:08, 13 October 2010 (PDT)
*One, we have a forum dedicated to wild speculation and stuff, it's linked to in the NOT A FORUM template. Two, Chris wasn't thinking mathematically when he wrote 99.99999999996%, he just added extra 9's onto it until he felt like he'd made his point. Three, he just picked a high number because he understood that high IQ=smart guy. Chris doesn't think about things beyond the surface.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 20:13, 13 October 2010 (PDT)

*Although I agree Chris is an idiot and that he sucks at math, and although I agree that if we saw into his mind there would be enough content for an article, he's only demonstrated his math skillz once or twice. As of the moment, it really isn't article-worthy. Trust me, if there were enough content for it, I would be the first to support it. Still, drafting a page for it [[User:Concerned Citizen/Math|somewhere]] might be useful should more evidence of his inability come up. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 14:38, 14 October 2010 (PDT)

== Animation/short template ==

Do you think we can use a template for all the Lego/pen/paper shorts that Chris has made? --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 20:11, 26 October 2010 (PDT)

== Chris comparisons ==

Is there potential for comparisons of Chris and various famous/infamous retards? See [[User:Kwon/Chris and Martin Bryant: A Comparison|the comparison of Chris and Martin Bryant on my user page]] for an example of what I mean. The format doesn't have to be the same. --[[User:Kwon|Kwon]] 01:01, 27 October 2010 (PDT)

the cwcki isn't meant for that purpose. besides, chris is chris. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 01:09, 27 October 2010 (PDT)

k. Fair enough. --[[User:Kwon|Kwon]] 01:10, 27 October 2010 (PDT)

== for logs and shit. Should there be a section for: Highlights? ==
Some people just don't have the patience to read all the logs. (see bluespike despite me actually editing them)

Or e-mails. Granted, some exchanges are so golden that they don't need a highlights section because they are all highlights but there have been some pretty boring things. I dunno. Maybe just for Bluespike because they are so long and unwieldy. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 09:46, 29 October 2010 (PDT)

: Highlights section sounds like a good idea. I've sort of wished something like that existed for [[Mailbag]], at least to give some sort of summary of what kind of stuff we could learn from there. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 10:03, 29 October 2010 (PDT)

== The Chris and... articles need a complete overhaul (Next project to improve) ==
I'm sick of conjecture and theories and STUPID BULLSHIT. I would do this myself, but I'm just going to get angry and destroy CWCki (again). This should be the next project to improve. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 14:33, 29 October 2010 (PDT)
:Not to bring your wrath upon me but I would ask: What specifically do you wish to see changed? Perhaps with a format to go off of we can accomplish what you seek. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 14:46, 29 October 2010 (PDT)
: I'm sick of conjecture and theories and STUPID BULLSHIT. oh and stick to facts only. There's a limit to how much stuff you can extrapolate from the actions that chris blahs out of his blahhole. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 14:52, 29 October 2010 (PDT)
: For those looking for areas that need the most attention, start with older videos (Ivy Saga and earlier are good places to go). Remove bullshit like "This video shows how much Chris fails at life" or "this video is one of the creepiest/worst/laziest videos Chris has ever made", and especially fuckery like "Chris was probably forced to make this because his parents yelled at him and he was hearing voices." Keep it all to a brief overview and objective as possible, with supporting facts where applicable. --[[User:OhhhMyAxels|OhhhMyAxels]] 14:33, 4 November 2010 (PDT)

== Donation drive ==

We need money for hosting and whatnot ([[User:Clydec|Clyde]] can explain it in details for people who care about technical shit). Donating will get you a '''SPECIAL, LIMITED EDITION''' user box (design to be announced). Donating $20 or more gets you another special edition userbox AND your very own "si a very cool guy" quote by yours truly. Donate early, donate often. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:18, 4 November 2010 (PDT)