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Nerdy Q&A

2016-04-05T10:16:39Z

Orionthetwat:

The '''Nerdy Q&A''' is a video Chris released on 27 [[March 2016]]. In the video, Chris answers questions compiled by "an associate" about being "nerdy". This is Chris's first attempt at a video Q&A since 2008, when he released [[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]].

The video is in essence videographic edition of the [[Attraction Sign]]. It's ostensibly about "nerd culture", yet literally every question and answer is either about women Chris finds or would find attractive or about the attractiveness of Chris himself. Taking this into consideration, it can be assumed that no "associate" was involved, and that Chris just wrote it himself and invented a flimsy excuse about being prompted. Potential evidence of this comes in the form of every question being in first person rather than second ("do ''I''" rather than "do ''you''") which is not how Q&A prompts are written. Further damaging the story is the "nerd culture" featured in the Q&A amounting solely to references to the highly dated [[wikipedia:Scooby-Doo|Scooby-Doo]] and the insipid [[wikipedia:The_Big_Bang_Theory|Big Bang Theory]] which is widely detested by the "nerdy" demographic it purports to represent.

He goes as far to make a lego figure of himself and Velma do "a little making out", to prove what a hot nerd girl he truly is, and state he has sex with her in his dreams. He then states what "nerd girls" he would invite to a sleepover, and of course, includes Mila Kunis and Megan Fox. He even invites the actresses from The Big Bang Theory, but not Amy, as her face does not appeal to Chris. Despite her being the only legitimate "Nerd Girl" he mentions, as the actress who plays her has a PhD in Neuroscience. Chris's value on physical appearance is interesting, especially when compared with his apparent feminism, or, more likely, he's still the same shallow, deluded child on a quest for [[china]].

Irrespective of who wrote the Q&A, Chris's answers come as no surprise, with copious mentions of the necessity of physical attractiveness in a potential girlfriend as well as her compulsory willingness to act as a mother figure and with every mention of her intellectual assets qualified by conjunction with a good body and big tits, so evidently despite being a mid-30s obese balding crossdresser with a criminal record Chris remains unwilling to relax his standards. Although according to Chris, he is only "overlooked" for being a lesbian transwoman.

Despite the overwhelming sophistication and allure of the video, no "nerd girls" seem to have been seduced as yet.

==Video==
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| name = Nerdy Q&A
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| stardate = 27 [[March 2016]]
| style = {{Reason|text}}
|subject= {{Sex|text}}
| shirt = Pink sweater
| previous = [[I`m sorry for the lack of mic audio in the Destiny Stream‎]]
| next = [[My Breast Massage Routine 18+]]
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</center>

==Transcript==

''Chris is sitting in his room. The ambient music provided by the PS4 blares.''

-coming to you live from home once again... And today, we are going to do some nerdy Q&A... Because I consider myself a bit of a nerd, anyhow... and I have seen a celebrity list of, uh, celebrity nerds, [[English|among which including]] one of my favorite female nerds, so... I had my associate and friend put da- put together a list of questions for me to answer and put a sense of thought IN-TO... trivia's not totally my thing anyhow...

Alright so, question 1: ''do I consider myserf a nord- a nerd girl?'' Yes, very much so, 'cos I'm [[R.L. Stine|very well-read]]... I got good scores throughout [[Honor Roll|high school]], and [[PVCC|college]]... and all that sort of good stuff... Alright, s-so it's all good there. Anyways, so...

''Am I attracted to other nerd girls?'' Yes, I like... I like in-telligent and smarts and... I find that quite appealing to me. I mean, definitely also uhs... To go with the pretty face, and, uh, good body, pretty much.

''If I could date any nerd girl who would it be?'' Hmm, well considering I had to look up a few other... nerd girls; I got a short list here... I'd have to narrow it down to- I would date... If I could, I would date either [[Wikipedia:Kari Byron|Kari Brian]] [''sic''] or... [[Wikipedia:Morgan Webb|Morgan Webb]]. Anyway also, uh, hmm...

''If I could go on a date with either Daphne or Velma from Scooby-Doo, who would I pick?''... [''Chris grabs two Lego Figures''] Velma. Velma-Velma! Here ya go, me and Velma, diddily diddily doo. We go making out [''kissing sounds''] Yep. [[Chris and reality|In my DREAMS...]] We make out. Then we'd have sex. Daah!

''Would I consider [[Rosechu]] a nerd girl?'' Mmm... Yeah, no, she's not a nerrrd. She's not nerd girl... She can be a big fan about [[Pickle|some things]], but she's not a total nerd, she doesn- she doesn't- would not consider herself a nerd girl either.

''If I could have a nerd girl sleepover party, who would I invite?'' Well, I'd definitely invite [[Meg Griffin|Mila Kunis]], Kari Brian, [[Transformers|Megan Fox]], Morgan Webb, Cindy Crawford, Andy-uh... I'm guessing that they're both- consider themselves nerd girls, the uh... the actresses who play Bernadette and Penny on ''The Big Bang Theory''. Sorry Amy! Yerr... You just don't appeal to me that much. [Slurred gibberish] I'm sorry yeah, it's just the face. it's not your fault.

''What's the best reason to date a nerd girl?'' Mmmm... Well, I'd say between her and me we could have quite [[I Got A Fish|intellectually stimulating conversations]]; mostly I could listen to her talk about what she- what her interests or what some of the things she knows, I could learn from her, and uh, I feel like she could learn from me also! I have an instance of knowledge, I'm so smart, I don't remember everything I know... [''bizarre laughter''] [[Random Access Humor|And that's a quote from the Yellow Submarine]]. The uh- we would have stimulating conversations, and it would be quite pleasant and uh... We could do it over coffee, tea, or whatever she likes... Anyway,

''Why am I the perfect girlfriend for a nerdy girl?'' Well, I've got a lot to feature, I mean, I'm constantly overlooked and under-appreciated as the lesbian transwoman that I am! If you look at my face, and keep me, and a, you ta- you actually talk to me, come up to me and talk to me, you'll find out I'm definitely [[Death Threats|quite pleasant and easygoing to hang around with.]] And [[Obesity|I'm definitely quite busty and other figure- other features as well.]] And, uh, being about five-foot-eleven, if you're shorter then I could reach up and help you there, get what's high up on the shelf. [[Speech Impediment|And, uh, shopping, I uh, think, uh, if you wa- if you wa- do want to do shopping, yeah I mean, uh,]] we could definitely shop for dresses and everything. We'd have a fun time, I would think... Ah, but, depending on her persp- perception, I don- I wa- I can't read minds. But anyway it'd be pleasant and quite easy-going like that. It's all good. Hmm...

''If you design a perfect nerd body how does it relate to me?'' Alright, well, nerd-y, uh, body of, uh, perfect, nerd girlfriend, um, I'd say slim to average... um, she can have... she can have some fat, but not too much fat, alright? And I would definitely say C-cup breasts, '''minimum'''. D would be '''preferred'''. Cus I've realized the difference between C and D, more recently. Mmm... She should- I would have to have her be about four-foot-eight to five-foot-eleven, hmmm... Long [[hair]]. At least, um, down to chin but more preferably shoulder-length or longer. Umm... Hair color is not a factor here, but, umm... I dunno, shade of blue hair would be fun, then we'd match, but... I de- I would, I think I would like brunettes very much, yeah. Uh, but eye color's definitely not a factor, I do any eye color. It's a window into the soul! And also, her face has to be... Ehh, but that depends on my- on- that depends on my perception. She at least has to look good in the face, I am a face person, you know. Hmm, other features... But yeah, she has to be honest, kind, caring, compassionate, can be quite spirited, and successful in her, uh- in her passions and interests... Uhh, able to stimulate me to be able to be more passionate and less... Shy, and everything. Uhh, possibly, uhh, an open mind sexually, also... Yeah with that I'd describe a girl I'd like very much... And also, business-savvy with lots of business knowledge here and there... At least enough to get by, cuz, over my head, a lot of it. You know my mom was secretary for a number o' businesses, she's got more business knowledge than I could ever... Hmmm...

Anyway, so, that's ten Q&A nerd questions for, initially... If umm, if I find more questions I can put more thought and detail into that I could answer, my associate will put that together for me. But until next livestreaming, dunno when that'll be, thank y'all for watching and have a good safe day.

Nerdy Q&A

2016-04-05T10:14:23Z

Orionthetwat:

The '''Nerdy Q&A''' is a video Chris released on 27 [[March 2016]]. In the video, Chris answers questions compiled by "an associate" about being "nerdy". This is Chris's first attempt at a video Q&A since 2008, when he released [[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]].

The video is in essence videographic edition of the [[Attraction Sign]]. It's ostensibly about "nerd culture", yet literally every question and answer is either about women Chris finds or would find attractive or about the attractiveness of Chris himself. Taking this into consideration, it can be assumed that no "associate" was involved, and that Chris just wrote it himself and invented a flimsy excuse about being prompted. Potential evidence of this comes in the form of every question being in first person rather than second ("do ''I''" rather than "do ''you''") which is not how Q&A prompts are written. Further damaging the story is the "nerd culture" featured in the Q&A amounting solely to references to the highly dated [[wikipedia:Scooby-Doo|Scooby-Doo]] and the insipid [[wikipedia:The_Big_Bang_Theory|Big Bang Theory]] which is widely detested by the "nerdy" demographic it purports to represent.

He goes as far to make a lego figure of himself and Velma do "a little making out", to prove what a hot nerd girl he truly is, and state he has sex with her in his dreams. He then states what "nerd girls" he would invite to a sleepover, and of course, includes Mila Kunis and Megan Fox. He even invites the actresses from The Big Bang Theory, but not Amy, as her face does not appeal to Chris. Despite her being the only legitimate "Nerd Girl" he mentions, as the actress who plays her has a PhD in Neuroscience. Chris's value on physical appearance is interesting, especially when compared with his apparent feminism, or, more likely, he's still the same shallow, deluded child on a quest for [[china]].

Irrespective of who wrote the Q&A, Chris's answers come as no surprise, with copious mentions of the necessity of physical attractiveness in a potential girlfriend as well as her compulsory willingness to act as a mother figure and with every mention of her intellectual assets qualified by conjunction with a good body and big tits, so evidently despite being a mid-30s obese balding crossdresser with a criminal record Chris remains unwilling to relax his standards.

Despite the overwhelming sophistication and allure of the video, no "nerd girls" seem to have been seduced as yet.

==Video==
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| shirt = Pink sweater
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| next = [[My Breast Massage Routine 18+]]
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</center>

==Transcript==

''Chris is sitting in his room. The ambient music provided by the PS4 blares.''

-coming to you live from home once again... And today, we are going to do some nerdy Q&A... Because I consider myself a bit of a nerd, anyhow... and I have seen a celebrity list of, uh, celebrity nerds, [[English|among which including]] one of my favorite female nerds, so... I had my associate and friend put da- put together a list of questions for me to answer and put a sense of thought IN-TO... trivia's not totally my thing anyhow...

Alright so, question 1: ''do I consider myserf a nord- a nerd girl?'' Yes, very much so, 'cos I'm [[R.L. Stine|very well-read]]... I got good scores throughout [[Honor Roll|high school]], and [[PVCC|college]]... and all that sort of good stuff... Alright, s-so it's all good there. Anyways, so...

''Am I attracted to other nerd girls?'' Yes, I like... I like in-telligent and smarts and... I find that quite appealing to me. I mean, definitely also uhs... To go with the pretty face, and, uh, good body, pretty much.

''If I could date any nerd girl who would it be?'' Hmm, well considering I had to look up a few other... nerd girls; I got a short list here... I'd have to narrow it down to- I would date... If I could, I would date either [[Wikipedia:Kari Byron|Kari Brian]] [''sic''] or... [[Wikipedia:Morgan Webb|Morgan Webb]]. Anyway also, uh, hmm...

''If I could go on a date with either Daphne or Velma from Scooby-Doo, who would I pick?''... [''Chris grabs two Lego Figures''] Velma. Velma-Velma! Here ya go, me and Velma, diddily diddily doo. We go making out [''kissing sounds''] Yep. [[Chris and reality|In my DREAMS...]] We make out. Then we'd have sex. Daah!

''Would I consider [[Rosechu]] a nerd girl?'' Mmm... Yeah, no, she's not a nerrrd. She's not nerd girl... She can be a big fan about [[Pickle|some things]], but she's not a total nerd, she doesn- she doesn't- would not consider herself a nerd girl either.

''If I could have a nerd girl sleepover party, who would I invite?'' Well, I'd definitely invite [[Meg Griffin|Mila Kunis]], Kari Brian, [[Transformers|Megan Fox]], Morgan Webb, Cindy Crawford, Andy-uh... I'm guessing that they're both- consider themselves nerd girls, the uh... the actresses who play Bernadette and Penny on ''The Big Bang Theory''. Sorry Amy! Yerr... You just don't appeal to me that much. [Slurred gibberish] I'm sorry yeah, it's just the face. it's not your fault.

''What's the best reason to date a nerd girl?'' Mmmm... Well, I'd say between her and me we could have quite [[I Got A Fish|intellectually stimulating conversations]]; mostly I could listen to her talk about what she- what her interests or what some of the things she knows, I could learn from her, and uh, I feel like she could learn from me also! I have an instance of knowledge, I'm so smart, I don't remember everything I know... [''bizarre laughter''] [[Random Access Humor|And that's a quote from the Yellow Submarine]]. The uh- we would have stimulating conversations, and it would be quite pleasant and uh... We could do it over coffee, tea, or whatever she likes... Anyway,

''Why am I the perfect girlfriend for a nerdy girl?'' Well, I've got a lot to feature, I mean, I'm constantly overlooked and under-appreciated as the lesbian transwoman that I am! If you look at my face, and keep me, and a, you ta- you actually talk to me, come up to me and talk to me, you'll find out I'm definitely [[Death Threats|quite pleasant and easygoing to hang around with.]] And [[Obesity|I'm definitely quite busty and other figure- other features as well.]] And, uh, being about five-foot-eleven, if you're shorter then I could reach up and help you there, get what's high up on the shelf. [[Speech Impediment|And, uh, shopping, I uh, think, uh, if you wa- if you wa- do want to do shopping, yeah I mean, uh,]] we could definitely shop for dresses and everything. We'd have a fun time, I would think... Ah, but, depending on her persp- perception, I don- I wa- I can't read minds. But anyway it'd be pleasant and quite easy-going like that. It's all good. Hmm...

''If you design a perfect nerd body how does it relate to me?'' Alright, well, nerd-y, uh, body of, uh, perfect, nerd girlfriend, um, I'd say slim to average... um, she can have... she can have some fat, but not too much fat, alright? And I would definitely say C-cup breasts, '''minimum'''. D would be '''preferred'''. Cus I've realized the difference between C and D, more recently. Mmm... She should- I would have to have her be about four-foot-eight to five-foot-eleven, hmmm... Long [[hair]]. At least, um, down to chin but more preferably shoulder-length or longer. Umm... Hair color is not a factor here, but, umm... I dunno, shade of blue hair would be fun, then we'd match, but... I de- I would, I think I would like brunettes very much, yeah. Uh, but eye color's definitely not a factor, I do any eye color. It's a window into the soul! And also, her face has to be... Ehh, but that depends on my- on- that depends on my perception. She at least has to look good in the face, I am a face person, you know. Hmm, other features... But yeah, she has to be honest, kind, caring, compassionate, can be quite spirited, and successful in her, uh- in her passions and interests... Uhh, able to stimulate me to be able to be more passionate and less... Shy, and everything. Uhh, possibly, uhh, an open mind sexually, also... Yeah with that I'd describe a girl I'd like very much... And also, business-savvy with lots of business knowledge here and there... At least enough to get by, cuz, over my head, a lot of it. You know my mom was secretary for a number o' businesses, she's got more business knowledge than I could ever... Hmmm...

Anyway, so, that's ten Q&A nerd questions for, initially... If umm, if I find more questions I can put more thought and detail into that I could answer, my associate will put that together for me. But until next livestreaming, dunno when that'll be, thank y'all for watching and have a good safe day.

Nerdy Q&A

2016-04-05T10:07:10Z

Orionthetwat:

The '''Nerdy Q&A''' is a video Chris released on 27 [[March 2016]]. In the video, Chris answers questions compiled by "an associate" about being "nerdy". This is Chris's first attempt at a video Q&A since 2008, when he released [[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]].

The video is in essence videographic edition of the [[Attraction Sign]]. It's ostensibly about "nerd culture", yet literally every question and answer is either about women Chris finds or would find attractive or about the attractiveness of Chris himself. Taking this into consideration, it can be assumed that no "associate" was involved, and that Chris just wrote it himself and invented a flimsy excuse about being prompted. Potential evidence of this comes in the form of every question being in first person rather than second ("do ''I''" rather than "do ''you''") which is not how Q&A prompts are written. Further damaging the story is the "nerd culture" featured in the Q&A amounting solely to references to the highly dated [[wikipedia:Scooby-Doo|Scooby-Doo]] and the insipid [[wikipedia:The_Big_Bang_Theory|Big Bang Theory]] which is widely detested by the "nerdy" demographic it purports to represent. Oh, and he goes as far to make a lego figure of himself and Velma do "a little making out", to prove what a hot nerd girl he truly is.

Irrespective of who wrote the Q&A, Chris's answers come as no surprise, with copious mentions of the necessity of physical attractiveness in a potential girlfriend as well as her compulsory willingness to act as a mother figure and with every mention of her intellectual assets qualified by conjunction with a good body and big tits, so evidently despite being a mid-30s obese balding crossdresser with a criminal record Chris remains unwilling to relax his standards.

Despite the overwhelming sophistication and allure of the video, no "nerd girls" seem to have been seduced as yet.

==Video==
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{{Infobox/video
| name = Nerdy Q&A
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ThdT7mIjXbU}}
| stardate = 27 [[March 2016]]
| style = {{Reason|text}}
|subject= {{Sex|text}}
| shirt = Pink sweater
| previous = [[I`m sorry for the lack of mic audio in the Destiny Stream‎]]
| next = [[My Breast Massage Routine 18+]]
}}
</center>

==Transcript==

''Chris is sitting in his room. The ambient music provided by the PS4 blares.''

-coming to you live from home once again... And today, we are going to do some nerdy Q&A... Because I consider myself a bit of a nerd, anyhow... and I have seen a celebrity list of, uh, celebrity nerds, [[English|among which including]] one of my favorite female nerds, so... I had my associate and friend put da- put together a list of questions for me to answer and put a sense of thought IN-TO... trivia's not totally my thing anyhow...

Alright so, question 1: ''do I consider myserf a nord- a nerd girl?'' Yes, very much so, 'cos I'm [[R.L. Stine|very well-read]]... I got good scores throughout [[Honor Roll|high school]], and [[PVCC|college]]... and all that sort of good stuff... Alright, s-so it's all good there. Anyways, so...

''Am I attracted to other nerd girls?'' Yes, I like... I like in-telligent and smarts and... I find that quite appealing to me. I mean, definitely also uhs... To go with the pretty face, and, uh, good body, pretty much.

''If I could date any nerd girl who would it be?'' Hmm, well considering I had to look up a few other... nerd girls; I got a short list here... I'd have to narrow it down to- I would date... If I could, I would date either [[Wikipedia:Kari Byron|Kari Brian]] [''sic''] or... [[Wikipedia:Morgan Webb|Morgan Webb]]. Anyway also, uh, hmm...

''If I could go on a date with either Daphne or Velma from Scooby-Doo, who would I pick?''... [''Chris grabs two Lego Figures''] Velma. Velma-Velma! Here ya go, me and Velma, diddily diddily doo. We go making out [''kissing sounds''] Yep. [[Chris and reality|In my DREAMS...]] We make out. Then we'd have sex. Daah!

''Would I consider [[Rosechu]] a nerd girl?'' Mmm... Yeah, no, she's not a nerrrd. She's not nerd girl... She can be a big fan about [[Pickle|some things]], but she's not a total nerd, she doesn- she doesn't- would not consider herself a nerd girl either.

''If I could have a nerd girl sleepover party, who would I invite?'' Well, I'd definitely invite [[Meg Griffin|Mila Kunis]], Kari Brian, [[Transformers|Megan Fox]], Morgan Webb, Cindy Crawford, Andy-uh... I'm guessing that they're both- consider themselves nerd girls, the uh... the actresses who play Bernadette and Penny on ''The Big Bang Theory''. Sorry Amy! Yerr... You just don't appeal to me that much. [Slurred gibberish] I'm sorry yeah, it's just the face. it's not your fault.

''What's the best reason to date a nerd girl?'' Mmmm... Well, I'd say between her and me we could have quite [[I Got A Fish|intellectually stimulating conversations]]; mostly I could listen to her talk about what she- what her interests or what some of the things she knows, I could learn from her, and uh, I feel like she could learn from me also! I have an instance of knowledge, I'm so smart, I don't remember everything I know... [''bizarre laughter''] [[Random Access Humor|And that's a quote from the Yellow Submarine]]. The uh- we would have stimulating conversations, and it would be quite pleasant and uh... We could do it over coffee, tea, or whatever she likes... Anyway,

''Why am I the perfect girlfriend for a nerdy girl?'' Well, I've got a lot to feature, I mean, I'm constantly overlooked and under-appreciated as the lesbian transwoman that I am! If you look at my face, and keep me, and a, you ta- you actually talk to me, come up to me and talk to me, you'll find out I'm definitely [[Death Threats|quite pleasant and easygoing to hang around with.]] And [[Obesity|I'm definitely quite busty and other figure- other features as well.]] And, uh, being about five-foot-eleven, if you're shorter then I could reach up and help you there, get what's high up on the shelf. [[Speech Impediment|And, uh, shopping, I uh, think, uh, if you wa- if you wa- do want to do shopping, yeah I mean, uh,]] we could definitely shop for dresses and everything. We'd have a fun time, I would think... Ah, but, depending on her persp- perception, I don- I wa- I can't read minds. But anyway it'd be pleasant and quite easy-going like that. It's all good. Hmm...

''If you design a perfect nerd body how does it relate to me?'' Alright, well, nerd-y, uh, body of, uh, perfect, nerd girlfriend, um, I'd say slim to average... um, she can have... she can have some fat, but not too much fat, alright? And I would definitely say C-cup breasts, '''minimum'''. D would be '''preferred'''. Cus I've realized the difference between C and D, more recently. Mmm... She should- I would have to have her be about four-foot-eight to five-foot-eleven, hmmm... Long [[hair]]. At least, um, down to chin but more preferably shoulder-length or longer. Umm... Hair color is not a factor here, but, umm... I dunno, shade of blue hair would be fun, then we'd match, but... I de- I would, I think I would like brunettes very much, yeah. Uh, but eye color's definitely not a factor, I do any eye color. It's a window into the soul! And also, her face has to be... Ehh, but that depends on my- on- that depends on my perception. She at least has to look good in the face, I am a face person, you know. Hmm, other features... But yeah, she has to be honest, kind, caring, compassionate, can be quite spirited, and successful in her, uh- in her passions and interests... Uhh, able to stimulate me to be able to be more passionate and less... Shy, and everything. Uhh, possibly, uhh, an open mind sexually, also... Yeah with that I'd describe a girl I'd like very much... And also, business-savvy with lots of business knowledge here and there... At least enough to get by, cuz, over my head, a lot of it. You know my mom was secretary for a number o' businesses, she's got more business knowledge than I could ever... Hmmm...

Anyway, so, that's ten Q&A nerd questions for, initially... If umm, if I find more questions I can put more thought and detail into that I could answer, my associate will put that together for me. But until next livestreaming, dunno when that'll be, thank y'all for watching and have a good safe day.

My Breast Massage Routine 18+

2016-04-05T10:01:01Z

Orionthetwat:

'''My Breast Massage Routine +18''' is a video uploaded by Chris on 5 [[April 2016]]. Chris shows us how he erotically fondles his [[Obesity|man boobs]] in an attempt to make them larger, and similarly he created a playlist of YouTube videos featuring "Breast Growth Hypnosis" days beforehand. Judging by his bragging about his bra size and the presence of nipple pasties, this was likely made by Chris in attempt to seduce potential girlfriends, similar to his [[Nerdy Q&A|previous video,]] though through far more unsettling means. Mistaking his moobs for actual breast tissue, be proudly calls himself a 38D, and calls himself a "tease". Ironcally, Chris's tits are so big that The Playroom mistook them for actual titties and censored the nipples

Other noteworthy moments occur when he mocks women for sagging breasts saying "that's crazy" in the same video he shows off his obese stomach, and when he continues attempting to appeal to feminists with #FreeTheNipple in attempt to get some [[china]].
==Video==
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| shirt = None
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| next =
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==Transcript==
{{Transcription}}

My Breast Massage Routine 18+

2016-04-05T09:56:29Z

Orionthetwat: `

'''My Breast Massage Routine +18''' is a video uploaded by Chris on 5 [[April 2016]]. Chris shows us how he erotically fondles his [[Obesity|man boobs]] in an attempt to make them larger, and similarly he created a playlist of YouTube videos featuring "Breast Growth Hypnosis" days beforehand. Judging by his bragging about his bra size and the presence of nipple pasties, this was likely made by Chris in attempt to seduce potential girlfriends, similar to his [[Nerdy Q&A|previous video,]] though through far more unsettling means. Mistaking his moobs for actual breast tissue, be proudly calls himself a 38D, and calls himself a "tease". Ironcally, Chris's tits are so big that The Playroom mistook them for actual titties and censored the nipples
==Video==
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| stardate = 5 [[April 2016]]
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|subject= {{Sex|text}}
| shirt = None
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==Transcript==
{{Transcription}}

GameStop is UNFAIR to Everyone; Not Just Me!

2015-12-08T17:31:24Z

Orionthetwat:

'''GameStop is UNFAIR to Everyone; Not Just Me!''' is a video Chris uploaded to [[YouTube]] on 7 [[December 2015]], in response to a letter from [[GameStop]] expanding his [[List of places that have banned Chris|ban]] from the video games store's [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] branch to the entire state of [[Virginia]]. Unsurprisingly his letter received this negative response. Chris completely ignores the fact that the letter stresses the possibility of Chris still being able to buy his Vidya online.

He urges his fans to go to [[Gamestop]] stores and protest about them being unfair to Autistics and the LGBT community. He expresses his rage through pouting and whining. He expects the Human Rights Campaign to give a shit about how he was rightfully banned from 4 stores, continued to harass them, resulting in being banned from all of them. Interestingly, one of his biggest problems with the store is how they don't sell Battletoads, and that they destroy unsold games, showing what a child he in fact is.

His autistic mannerisms seem worse than ever, and he never explains how Gamestop discriminates against LGBT and autistic people. Yet despite their discrimination, Chris still wants to be unbanned.

==Description==
{{quotebox|We have received a response from GameStop, and it is certainly not good news at all. But, we must Protest Further. Because, not only me, they have a habit of BANNING Multiple Customers. They Discriminate of ANYTHING Battletoads. They Destroy ALL of their unsold games, instead of Donating them to the Hospitals, Children and whatnot.}}

== Video ==
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| style = {{Reason|text}} {{Rage|text}}
| shirt = “Do What Makes You Happy” lilac T-shirt
| previous = [[Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To.]]
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}}

== Transcription ==
Good evening, fans. Apparently we finally have received a response from [[GameStop]]. Uh, but I would just like to go on record that uh, if it turns out that if this letter was not real, turned out to be a prank from somebody in the mailroom of GameStop possibly at the very least, they need to tell me directly, and what the deal is, because certainly being tired of being ignored.
[[File:Gamestop vs cwc.jpg|right|300px]]
Anyway uh, with that I’ll read the letter right now. [''clears throat''] “December 4th, 2015. Dear Miss Chandler: This letter is to inform you that your petition to remove your existing ban from our GameStop retail locations in [[Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]] [] was received and forwarded on to our corporate Safety and Loss Prevention Team per company policy for review. I was assigned your case number and have referenced the existing legal files concerning the attempted assault—quote-unquote—on one of our employees on [[26 December 2014|December 26th, 2014]], to provide context to your letter. I have also interviewed the [[manajerks|managerial staff]] at the 1549 Rio [''pronounced Rye-oh''] Road East, Charlottesville, Virginia, 22901 retail store location. While your patronage is appreciated, we have concluded based upon extensive evaluation of your case that expanding the current local ban to a statewide ban would be in the best interests of both parties. We take the safety of our employees and customer base very seriously and believe that the precedence set by your previous behavior and the threatening tone of your letter towards one of our valued employees unfortunately indicates a high likelihood of future conflict. I have enclosed a complete list of the GameStop restail stores where you are no longer permitted entry for your convenience. Please be aware that our employees will be instructed to contact [[jerkops|local law enforcement]] for the immediate intervention if you should enter the premises at any of these locations. We hope that you will consider our GameStop online resources [''Chris gives thumbs down''] as a viable alternative to all of your game-related needs. Best wishes, Rus Rogerson, Corporate Safety and Loss Representative, GameStop Corporate Office and Headquarters, 625 Westport Parkway, Grapevine, Texas, 76051.”

[''throws down letter''] And essentially the list has me banned from...statewide. Everywhere in Virginia, they all the GameStops in Virginia, essentially, which, that just really pissed me off. It really pisses me off! But I am not, I did not mean anything threatening in my letter. Their interpretation was quite off. And, things made it worse. I mean, I only asked to be unbanned from four [''holds up three, then four fingers''] stores, in addition to a [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|shopping mall]] and one [[Best Buy]] location. They go and ban me statewide among the [] locations of all those stores! Ugh! This, this really, we need to step it up. Everybody! Go to your local GameStops and bring up a, and make a, bring up a sign of your own, and write on that, quote-unquote, “GameStop: Bloody unfair to [[autism|autistic]] people and [[homos|lesbians, gays, bisexuals, transsexuals, and queer people]].” This will certainly be forwarded to the Human Rights Campaign, Autism Awareness, and the Better Business Bureau, among all places.

Oh, and just to note—to take this to, to counter their attack, I have found and learned of a few other flaws in their plan, of which I am to quote; I have them written down among which....They apparently have banned a lot—a lot—of PEOPLE! Lots of peoplllle! With hardly a reason, other than I don’t know Lords, don’t know Lords knows what. What is the bloody past memory in those people in that corporate office to turn them into such cruel, soulless, heartless, bleedin’ bastards?
Anyway, aside from that, they also do not sell anything Battletoads. No Battletoads! Anywhere, in any GameStop! No Battletoads! Not even the raaaare remake on the Hex-Box! No Battletoads! They totally discriminate against Battletoads! Errybody loves Battletoads! Y’all should be siding with me on this.

And, among which, you know what they do to every last video game, used or otherwise possibly new that they cannot sell? You know what they do? [''mimes''] I have a mallet in my hand! This is a NES game of Super Mario Brothers Duck Hunt. Psshew! Smash it! THEY DESTROY THOSE GAAAMES! All my vintage br-, brethren, vintage gaming re-, brethren—you want to see those vintage games once again. You don’t want GameStop to destroy them. And even worse, here’s another bit: the hospitals and charities for the children—they have gone to GameStop and asked if they would donate any used games or any games at all. But guess what? They downright refuuuse! They do not donate any video games whatsoever. Used, new, none they could sell ever—no donation!

So therefore it is quite outright. GameStops are quite outright. So therefore, in respect to, among these, and the other reasons among [[YouTube]] videos and [[internet]] searches and what—heartless. GameStop does to a lot of people. And discriminations among which! We must protest! Cancel any preorders. And certainly, do not use their online resources for further purchases! And if I am imitating any accent, it is quite accidental and coincidental! But I mean it! Not to be threatening to anybody in particular, but you’re not, but this to reflect how upset I am! And we have found—GameStop people, people who work there discriminate against Battletoads. They banned more than just me! They discriminate against autistic people, the lesbians, gays, bisexual, transgenders, and the queer. They discriminate against Battletoads. They destroyed all the unsold gaaames! Downright! Very bad, bloody! Bloody bloody bastards! Heartless, soulless. We stand amongst them! Not only to get me unbanned statewide and everywhere, but to make them not so discriminatatiiiive. Unfair to autistics, LGBTQ, Battletoads, and pretty much, the unsold, and everything. Unfair to everybody, GameStop is.

[''deep breath''] That’s pretty much all I have to say. And the express in my emotions. Thank you for your continuing support. Oh! The [[Amiibo]] figures—guess what? There’s still Toys ‘R’ Us, there’s still [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]], there’s still [[Target]], and guess what? Ten dollars apiece or so for the [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonics]] and the Pikachu among which. There is [[eBay]] and Amazon! So, I am not haltered...on my own creations. And henceforth, so the orders on [[Etsy]] will continue to be honored, very much so. Thank you very much. Have a good and safe day...and DOWN WITH GAMESTOP!

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GameStop is UNFAIR to Everyone; Not Just Me!

2015-12-08T17:27:27Z

Orionthetwat:

'''GameStop is UNFAIR to Everyone; Not Just Me!''' is a video Chris uploaded to [[YouTube]] on 7 [[December 2015]], in response to a letter from [[GameStop]] expanding his [[List of places that have banned Chris|ban]] from the video games store's [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] branch to the entire state of [[Virginia]]. Unsurprisingly his letter received this negative response. Chris completely ignores the fact that the letter stresses the possibility of Chris still being able to buy his Vidya online.

He urges his fans to go to [[Gamestop]] stores and protest about them being unfair to Autistics and the LGBT community. He expresses his rage through pouting and whining. He expects the Human Rights Campaign to give a shit about how he was rightfully banned from 4 stores, continued to harass them, resulting in being banned from all of them. Interestingly, one of his biggest problems with the store is how they don't sell Battletoads, and that they destroy unsold games, showing what a child he in fact is.

==Description==
{{quotebox|We have received a response from GameStop, and it is certainly not good news at all. But, we must Protest Further. Because, not only me, they have a habit of BANNING Multiple Customers. They Discriminate of ANYTHING Battletoads. They Destroy ALL of their unsold games, instead of Donating them to the Hospitals, Children and whatnot.}}

== Video ==
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| video = {{#ev:youtube|BUd_7H8kBAg}}
| stardate = 7 [[December 2015]]
| style = {{Reason|text}} {{Rage|text}}
| shirt = “Do What Makes You Happy” lilac T-shirt
| previous = [[Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To.]]
| next =
}}

== Transcription ==
Good evening, fans. Apparently we finally have received a response from [[GameStop]]. Uh, but I would just like to go on record that uh, if it turns out that if this letter was not real, turned out to be a prank from somebody in the mailroom of GameStop possibly at the very least, they need to tell me directly, and what the deal is, because certainly being tired of being ignored.
[[File:Gamestop vs cwc.jpg|right|300px]]
Anyway uh, with that I’ll read the letter right now. [''clears throat''] “December 4th, 2015. Dear Miss Chandler: This letter is to inform you that your petition to remove your existing ban from our GameStop retail locations in [[Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]] [] was received and forwarded on to our corporate Safety and Loss Prevention Team per company policy for review. I was assigned your case number and have referenced the existing legal files concerning the attempted assault—quote-unquote—on one of our employees on [[26 December 2014|December 26th, 2014]], to provide context to your letter. I have also interviewed the [[manajerks|managerial staff]] at the 1549 Rio [''pronounced Rye-oh''] Road East, Charlottesville, Virginia, 22901 retail store location. While your patronage is appreciated, we have concluded based upon extensive evaluation of your case that expanding the current local ban to a statewide ban would be in the best interests of both parties. We take the safety of our employees and customer base very seriously and believe that the precedence set by your previous behavior and the threatening tone of your letter towards one of our valued employees unfortunately indicates a high likelihood of future conflict. I have enclosed a complete list of the GameStop restail stores where you are no longer permitted entry for your convenience. Please be aware that our employees will be instructed to contact [[jerkops|local law enforcement]] for the immediate intervention if you should enter the premises at any of these locations. We hope that you will consider our GameStop online resources [''Chris gives thumbs down''] as a viable alternative to all of your game-related needs. Best wishes, Rus Rogerson, Corporate Safety and Loss Representative, GameStop Corporate Office and Headquarters, 625 Westport Parkway, Grapevine, Texas, 76051.”

[''throws down letter''] And essentially the list has me banned from...statewide. Everywhere in Virginia, they all the GameStops in Virginia, essentially, which, that just really pissed me off. It really pisses me off! But I am not, I did not mean anything threatening in my letter. Their interpretation was quite off. And, things made it worse. I mean, I only asked to be unbanned from four [''holds up three, then four fingers''] stores, in addition to a [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|shopping mall]] and one [[Best Buy]] location. They go and ban me statewide among the [] locations of all those stores! Ugh! This, this really, we need to step it up. Everybody! Go to your local GameStops and bring up a, and make a, bring up a sign of your own, and write on that, quote-unquote, “GameStop: Bloody unfair to [[autism|autistic]] people and [[homos|lesbians, gays, bisexuals, transsexuals, and queer people]].” This will certainly be forwarded to the Human Rights Campaign, Autism Awareness, and the Better Business Bureau, among all places.

Oh, and just to note—to take this to, to counter their attack, I have found and learned of a few other flaws in their plan, of which I am to quote; I have them written down among which....They apparently have banned a lot—a lot—of PEOPLE! Lots of peoplllle! With hardly a reason, other than I don’t know Lords, don’t know Lords knows what. What is the bloody past memory in those people in that corporate office to turn them into such cruel, soulless, heartless, bleedin’ bastards?
Anyway, aside from that, they also do not sell anything Battletoads. No Battletoads! Anywhere, in any GameStop! No Battletoads! Not even the raaaare remake on the Hex-Box! No Battletoads! They totally discriminate against Battletoads! Errybody loves Battletoads! Y’all should be siding with me on this.

And, among which, you know what they do to every last video game, used or otherwise possibly new that they cannot sell? You know what they do? [''mimes''] I have a mallet in my hand! This is a NES game of Super Mario Brothers Duck Hunt. Psshew! Smash it! THEY DESTROY THOSE GAAAMES! All my vintage br-, brethren, vintage gaming re-, brethren—you want to see those vintage games once again. You don’t want GameStop to destroy them. And even worse, here’s another bit: the hospitals and charities for the children—they have gone to GameStop and asked if they would donate any used games or any games at all. But guess what? They downright refuuuse! They do not donate any video games whatsoever. Used, new, none they could sell ever—no donation!

So therefore it is quite outright. GameStops are quite outright. So therefore, in respect to, among these, and the other reasons among [[YouTube]] videos and [[internet]] searches and what—heartless. GameStop does to a lot of people. And discriminations among which! We must protest! Cancel any preorders. And certainly, do not use their online resources for further purchases! And if I am imitating any accent, it is quite accidental and coincidental! But I mean it! Not to be threatening to anybody in particular, but you’re not, but this to reflect how upset I am! And we have found—GameStop people, people who work there discriminate against Battletoads. They banned more than just me! They discriminate against autistic people, the lesbians, gays, bisexual, transgenders, and the queer. They discriminate against Battletoads. They destroyed all the unsold gaaames! Downright! Very bad, bloody! Bloody bloody bastards! Heartless, soulless. We stand amongst them! Not only to get me unbanned statewide and everywhere, but to make them not so discriminatatiiiive. Unfair to autistics, LGBTQ, Battletoads, and pretty much, the unsold, and everything. Unfair to everybody, GameStop is.

[''deep breath''] That’s pretty much all I have to say. And the express in my emotions. Thank you for your continuing support. Oh! The [[Amiibo]] figures—guess what? There’s still Toys ‘R’ Us, there’s still [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]], there’s still [[Target]], and guess what? Ten dollars apiece or so for the [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonics]] and the Pikachu among which. There is [[eBay]] and Amazon! So, I am not haltered...on my own creations. And henceforth, so the orders on [[Etsy]] will continue to be honored, very much so. Thank you very much. Have a good and safe day...and DOWN WITH GAMESTOP!

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Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To.

2015-12-07T17:36:43Z

Orionthetwat:

'''Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To.''' is a video Chris uploaded to his [[YouTube]] channel on 6 [[December 2015]]. It is full of [[honest content]].

Chris puts on his signature female voice to help convince us all he's truly trans, and shows off his [[obesity]] by 'buttering' his stomach in Oestrogel. He talks of the significant increase in his breasts, when they look like the same man boobs we all know and love. He also demonstrates how he puts two vibes in his bra. We would like to take this time to remind you that these expensive hormones are bought with taxpayer money.

==Description==
{{quotebox|Go to Violet for Transgender transitioning tips and advice, better than I could ever provide.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8xaIcidBMZ2dKQSTpyrtAg}}

==Video==

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| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = {{Cwcbra2|text}}
| previous = [[Embargo Update 12/2/2015]]
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==Transcript==
[''Chris is seated and wearing a [[muscle bra|bra]].'']

[''high-pitched''] Hello everybody! It’s me once again, and we’re gonna do a [[fanbase|fan]] request tonight. I’m gonna show off uh, among which among the trans, among the way I’m transitioning and being a [[Homos#Chris and transsexuality|transgender person, transwoman]]. I’ll apply some Oestrogel. And uh, actually I would personally recommend for, you know, their transitioning tips and uh, experience from someone who’s more, who’s actually farther ahead than I am, I’m... yeah, and in my subscriptions, uh, it’s uh, her name is Violet. Her channel is violet4151, right here on [[YouTube]]. And she pretty much, just did it from start to finish, recorded everything, so I pretty much recommend going to her for other advice and input.

Well for now we’re gonna show you how to apply some Oestrogel. [''Holds up grooved plastic strip to camera.''] Uh, it goes, you rub it [''rubs stomach''] down here usually, all over, and it comes with tubes, it comes with a spatula, it’s got little grooves on, right dere. From one to the udder, that’s the amount of space you want to put, uh, for the...amount. [''Unscrews cap and begins squeezing the medication on the strip.''] So, yeah, I mark it with my, mark the inside end with my thumb and move from one end of the groove to the other. And of course, when the tube gets empty, then that’s, it can be-, get, it can be more difficult to get it out.
But yeah, after you get down dere and you just [''begins smearing the stuff on his belly''] rub it on there like butter on bread! Up and down. And you do this once a night for up to 24 to 28 days out of the month, and then you take the three-to-seven-day break for the remaining days, up until when you start up, start up the, the routine again for the following month.

And uh, on the other, and then on the second thing that I have actually confirmed plausible, [''reaches behind himself and brings out blue plastic things with wires attached''] uh, the vibrating brassiere, or at least what I did, and I took a couple of remote-control vibrating eggs that uh, take two AA batteries at the very least, or triple-As, I guess they could be easily replace, replaceable inexpensively. I like to, I tend to keep my shirt on, so [''begins to stuff them in his bra''] I slip ‘em ‘bout, one right dere...oh, I mean, I wanna do it where the wire is, facing my back, so...one dere, one dere, and then I just turn them both on full blast. [''activates eggs, which buzz''] And I like to go, and I like get, let that going for about fifteen to thirty minutes a day. And I have found that after the uh, the first week of trying this, I have found a significant increase to my bust size. [''sucks in gut and thrusts out bosom''] Little bit better than D, I’m sure, but I haven’t used a measuring tape yet, but I have...yeah, I have seen the difference in my, in my shadow on the wall, and just looking down upon them. So anyway, you wanna do that fifteen to thirty minutes a day. [''pulls eggs out from bra''] And uh, even if it, and it may vary, or you might be at your maximum breast, brecks size, because genetics. Anyway, so even, even if it doesn’t work out, just, [''cups breasts''] it feels good, the vibrations there. [''shows profile again'']

Anyway, uh, so, once again, for other transwoman tips I definitely recommend going to Violet’s channel. I’ll put a little link on the, underneath this video, and uh, it’s also, she’s also on my subscription list as well, so that’s my recommendation. Mm, thank you very much and have a good day. [''fumbles with how to turning off the camera for ten seconds.''] Mm. [''mumbles about the remote'']

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Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers

2015-11-30T16:17:01Z

Orionthetwat:

'''Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers''' is the third and final video uploaded to Chris's [[YouTube]] channel on 29 [[November 2015]]. While it did not include a description, Chris shortly provided a link to it on his [[Facebook]] page with the notice:

{{quotebox|Until I am no longer banned from All Four Charlottesville, VA GameStop stores, as well as the Best Buy store and ‪#‎FashionSquare‬ Shopping Center, I hereby am on an Embargo against ‪#‎GamsStop‬, ‪#‎BestBuy‬, and ‪#‎SIMON‬ Malls. And I Encourage ALL of my friends and fans to Stand With Me and not go to any GameStops, Best Buys and SIMON Malls Anywhere.

Thank you all for your support in resolving this problem for a better tomorrow!}}

In this video, even more of old Chris returns, but he seems to have tamed his [[Virgin with Rage|anger]] to some extent. Instead of jumping and shouting at the camera, he puts an emphasis on his claims in the typical [[Chris's mannerisms|way Chris does]]. He certainly feels [[Chris and his ego|a great deal of power]] in the situation, stating that if he is [[kick the autistic|hurt and bullied]], all autistic people and [[Tomgirl Saga|LBGT]] people are as well. He also encourages his "thousands to millions of fans worldwide" to follow him on his endeavors, even though the only videos he post that break over ten thousand views are the ones that are [[HelloLadyFans|batshit crazy]].

His victim complex is quite interesting in this one, as he believes the employee he maced has family at [[Best Buy]] that are banning him for no reason, and tries to blame his sexuality, gender and autism for acting like a tard. In true Chris fashion, he makes an insincere apology, then attacks the guy he maced. He also stressed that banning him would make it bad for everyone, and unbanning him would give them all good karma. He also believes wars could be prevented by [[My Little Pony]] and the Carebears.
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| shirt = "Mighty Lesbian" t-shirt
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==Transcription==
Hello to all my loyal fans over the [[internet]]. This is Christine Chandler coming to you live once again from [[14 Branchland Court|my house]] here. And uh, because I have not received a response I have a letter that I had, had written on November 12th, 2015, which that was a Thursday. And I believe I sent it um, either that same day or the day after on Friday. But anyway, uh, I’m going to read this letter and if you, and it’s addressing definitely to the local [[GameStop|GameStops]] in [[Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]], all four of them, as well as [[Fashion Square Mall]] and, believe it or not, even the [[Best Buy]]. So without furder adoo, I’m going to read this letter.

Yeah, and unfortunately I did not know his name, so he’s referred to as sir and what-, and similar pronouns. So anyway, I wrote, uh, “Dear Yellow-Shirt Assistant Manager of the Fashion Square GameStop. I never got your name, I’m sorry. To preface this letter, I most humbly apologize for everything I have done as of the release date of the Sonic Boom video games, around November 11th, 2014, in regards to the [[Sonic Boom Protests|protest]] of [[SEGA]] changing [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]’s arm color to blue from tan. More recently I have learned that the next console Sonic the Hedgehog game, his arm cumber will be back to tan, and therefore I have concluded the protest against SEGA and made the official statement on my [[Facebook]] group page, [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]] To recap and make the story short, in the, in Sonic Boom, SEGA had changed Sonic’s arm color. I felt most upset about it. I protested by discouraging the purchase of said games and related Sonic Boom merchandise, and encouraging sending everything Sonic Boom back to SEGA. I had contacted SEGA of America. I received not good responses on the topic. I caused male, I caused malcontent against me and my peaceful protest.” I ended up [[banned]] from the four local above GameStops, and aside from handing the udder three locals, where I sent a carbon copy as well.

[''loses place''] Ah, da da da da da da da....Alright, um, “And upon the final major shock to my fear, paranoia, and nervous system at the Fashion Square location, I retaliated with a show of pepper spray container and left with a show of what was originally meant to be a warning to not ban me ever, scaring the living crap out of me, or just plain giving me a bad day. It turned out to be [[26 December 2014|a more worse day for everyone]]. And since then, the jail time kept me from getting very important and detailed packing done for moving back to my renovated house on the following December 31st, 2014. Also, I had emptied the thing of pepper spray, downward into a nearby hole—big hole—outside, and disposed of said canister into the hole. I did not have any pepper spray on me since, court dates were had and maintained, along with respective [[Chris and psychology#Past instances of professional help (or lack thereof)|mental therapy and analysis]] towards the fact that I had felt most overwhelmed, paranoid, and wanting to defend myself from such being banned and personal attacks to me. And upon the court’s conclusion, the whole mess has become over with, and all should be resolved, as I am praying to achieve today.

“Upon the recent conclusion of reversing the arm-color change among the udder details, while related, had little to do with the protest, including game glitches, story content, whatever, I understand and realize that the protest was not only a waste of time and energy, ultimately, but that it was among the worst mistakes I have ever done in my life, not counting what the internet [[trolls|haters]] had blackmailed me into performing and video-recording since [[2007]]. And I most deeply and seriously regret having begun the useless protest in the first place, and I more regret ultimately feeling need to defend myself and spritzing pepper spray at you, the Yellow-Shirt Assistant Manager. [''looks at camera''] [[Chris and remorse|I am really, very sorry.]]

“And with all that, I most humbly request to be unbanned from all of the local GameStops in Charlottesville, Virginia. I will be most appreciative of not being forced to waste gas money to go out of town and most distance, as far as the one GameStop within the US military housing...of Fort Lee! Here in Virginia. Fort Lee! And, appreciating the soldiers who helped defend the United States after my father, [[Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]], having served around World War Two, stationed in Seoul, Korea, in the Signal Corps. I am serious. I did do that. I had required pre-owned Pikachu [[Amiibo]] figures for materials for my [[Sonichu]] figures that I make and sell on [[Etsy]], on my shop, Cwcville Shopping.

“But I digress. Not only will I be most appreciative, but I will bring good karma to you and all the other employees of your GameStop, and the other three GameStops as well. And we can all be forgiven and forget the whole mess in good strides of the future. [''hand flourish''] Everyone wins. But if I am left banned, then everyone loses, with the most heavy symbolic [[HippoOnYourHead|hippopotamus of guilt, shame, and loathing]] upon yourselves, because [''clenches fist''] not only are you most discriminating against one person, but a high-functioning [[autism|autistic]], [[homos#Chris and transsexuality|lesbian trans woman]], famous author, with headache-inducing mental handicaps, who would never intentionally or unintentionally [[death threats|harm]] any living thing without any reason whatsoever. Again, everyone loses if I am left banned from errywhere!

“And speaking of yellow-shirted friend, I believe you either have a secret family within or are moon-, moonlighting at the Best Buy in Charlottesville as well. To make this, to make that story short, a few days after I got out of jail on December 28th, 2014, and I had absolutely no pepper spray on my person whatsoever, because as I had mentioned earlier, I had emptied the canister and disposed of the can-, canister. I had done nothing at the Best Buy prior to that day. And a certain [[manajerk|manager]] spokes the living crap outta me, tellin’ me I was not welcome there, that I was banned from there. I had asked why. He did not give me any answer. Then I reached into my bag to get some money out, little funds to see if I could pay my way out of this. I had not said anything about the pepper spray whatsoever, but I put my hand in the bag, and his subordinate shouts, ‘He’s going for the pepper spray!’ I stopped in surprise after hearing that. Ultimately, I left the store. I had gone there again months later to be met with the same shpiel, and no answer to why. I even went over dere head, on the telephone, to try to resolve it. Nothing.

"Then last Tuesday, November 10th, I went there once again to buy [[LEGO]] Dimensions Pack with a ten-dollar certificate. I got met in the back of the store with the shpiel once again, and this time I asked why and I finally got the answer. They said that I, quote, threatened them with pepper spray, and we have video footage, unquote. But again, that first time they said anything about me not being welcome there, I had not, nor ever, threatened anyone at that store. Nor had I any pepper spray on any of my visits there, then, and prior.

“Therefore, I faff, I feel I have to pin the blame onto you, sir, for that, my yellow-shirted friend. Either of having family there, or giving me more of a difficult time--[''misreads''] and giving me more of a difficult time, then I was already going under. Or, you do have a second job between the GameStop and the Best Buy. Hmm! And I would expect, that might be something the Better Business Bureau might like to hear, perhaps? So once again, you can eff, give everyone good karma by forgiving me and forgetting the whole mess, and unbanning me from these four GameStops, as well as the one Best Buy, and thus allowing me to be welcomed back to Fashion Square Mall as well. Everyone wins. Good peace of mind. Or leave me banned from everywhere, and nobody wins with the hippopotamus weights upon each of our heads forever!

“And I reiterate, I am really very sorry for pepper-spraying you. I am really very sorry for making the protest against SEGA in the first place. I have no pepper spray, and I promise never to cause anyone harm or trouble ever again. All that needs to be done for full peaceful resolutions is to unban me from everywhere. And I have stated in this later. Please, do the positive thing, and bring good karma upon us all. I’m looking towards, I’m looking forward to a written, detailed response from you and everyone who gets this letter, documenting that I am no longer banned from the Charlottesville, Virginia GameStops, and Best Buy, and Fashion Square. Thank you and have a very good and safe day. Sincerely, Christine Weston Chandler.”

But, right now, it’s November 29th, more than two weeks since I mailed the letter to all f-, four said locations at the GameStops, and I have not heard anything. Therefore, I am making this video. I [''shakes fist''], Christine Weston Chandler, am quite upset by not receiving any response whatsoever. No-, as well as still being banned from not only the four GameStops, but the two other places as well, Best Buy here, and Fashion Square. And, I am it-, I am issuing an embargo on all GameStops, as well as GameStop.com. And every one of my [[True and Loyal Fanbase|thousands to millions of fans worldwide]], I encourage you all to follow me in this embargo! Never con-, never go to or conduct any business at any GameStop location anywhere. Do not even go to GameStop.com. US, UK, anywhere in the four websites. None of them. Do not go to any of those places. As well as, I am not, I am banning Best Buy as well. No Best Buy, no BestBuy.com, no Best Buy UK, whatever. As well as all Simon shopping malls! [''removes [[Dramatic glasses removal|glasses]] dramatically''] I’m very serious in this. Your lack of response has left me most upset! My yellow-shirted foe! [''pounds knee''] Mm! And you will lose business because of this! And if you do not have me unbanned from all four of the local GameStops, as well as the Best Buy, and Fashion Square...[''pounds knee again''] this multi-person ban from you all will still continue on. So you think about that. Bring back good karma to us all, or pretty much be damned. [''shouting now''] You’re discriminating against the LGBT community as well as the autism community! You decided to hate against us, when you hate against me. And we all know that love and friendship conquers hatred, and does a lot better. It could prevent a lot of wars, if we take to the l-, lessons learned from the positive friendship TV shows that are made available, including [[My Little Pony]]: Friendship Is Magic and The Care Bears.

So anyway, embargo on the GameStops, the Best Buy, and Simon shopping malls, begins right now! [''points at camera''] Game over, GameStop. [''deep voice''] Gaaaame over! [[Spanish|El juego se acabado!]]

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Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers

2015-11-30T16:09:27Z

Orionthetwat:

'''Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers''' is the third and final video uploaded to Chris's [[YouTube]] channel on 29 [[November 2015]]. While it did not include a description, Chris shortly provided a link to it on his [[Facebook]] page with the notice:

{{quotebox|Until I am no longer banned from All Four Charlottesville, VA GameStop stores, as well as the Best Buy store and ‪#‎FashionSquare‬ Shopping Center, I hereby am on an Embargo against ‪#‎GamsStop‬, ‪#‎BestBuy‬, and ‪#‎SIMON‬ Malls. And I Encourage ALL of my friends and fans to Stand With Me and not go to any GameStops, Best Buys and SIMON Malls Anywhere.

Thank you all for your support in resolving this problem for a better tomorrow!}}

In this video, even more of old Chris returns, but he seems to have tamed his [[Virgin with Rage|anger]] to some extent. Instead of jumping and shouting at the camera, he puts an emphasis on his claims in the typical [[Chris's mannerisms|way Chris does]]. He certainly feels [[Chris and his ego|a great deal of power]] in the situation, stating that if he is [[kick the autistic|hurt and bullied]], all autistic people and [[Tomgirl Saga|LBGT]] people are as well. He also encourages his "thousands to millions of fans worldwide" to follow him on his endeavors, even though the only videos he post that break over ten thousand views are the ones that are [[HelloLadyFans|batshit crazy]].

His victim complex is quite interesting in this one, as he believes the employee he maced has family at [[Best Buy]] that are banning him for no reason, and tries to blame his sexuality, gender and autism for acting like a tard. In true Chris fashion, he makes an insincere apology, then attacks the guy he maced. He also stressed that banning him would make it bad for everyone, and unbanning him would give them all good karma.
== Video ==
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| name = Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ZhM1rDTwvY8}}
| stardate = 29 [[November 2015]]
| style = {{Rage|text}}
| shirt = "Mighty Lesbian" t-shirt
| previous = [[Family and Couples Figures Available for collecting and purchase. Also Sandy and Zapina Rosechu.]]
| next =
}}

==Transcription==
Hello to all my loyal fans over the [[internet]]. This is Christine Chandler coming to you live once again from [[14 Branchland Court|my house]] here. And uh, because I have not received a response I have a letter that I had, had written on November 12th, 2015, which that was a Thursday. And I believe I sent it um, either that same day or the day after on Friday. But anyway, uh, I’m going to read this letter and if you, and it’s addressing definitely to the local [[GameStop|GameStops]] in [[Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]], all four of them, as well as [[Fashion Square Mall]] and, believe it or not, even the [[Best Buy]]. So without furder adoo, I’m going to read this letter.

Yeah, and unfortunately I did not know his name, so he’s referred to as sir and what-, and similar pronouns. So anyway, I wrote, uh, “Dear Yellow-Shirt Assistant Manager of the Fashion Square GameStop. I never got your name, I’m sorry. To preface this letter, I most humbly apologize for everything I have done as of the release date of the Sonic Boom video games, around November 11th, 2014, in regards to the [[Sonic Boom Protests|protest]] of [[SEGA]] changing [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]’s arm color to blue from tan. More recently I have learned that the next console Sonic the Hedgehog game, his arm cumber will be back to tan, and therefore I have concluded the protest against SEGA and made the official statement on my [[Facebook]] group page, [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]] To recap and make the story short, in the, in Sonic Boom, SEGA had changed Sonic’s arm color. I felt most upset about it. I protested by discouraging the purchase of said games and related Sonic Boom merchandise, and encouraging sending everything Sonic Boom back to SEGA. I had contacted SEGA of America. I received not good responses on the topic. I caused male, I caused malcontent against me and my peaceful protest.” I ended up [[banned]] from the four local above GameStops, and aside from handing the udder three locals, where I sent a carbon copy as well.

[''loses place''] Ah, da da da da da da da....Alright, um, “And upon the final major shock to my fear, paranoia, and nervous system at the Fashion Square location, I retaliated with a show of pepper spray container and left with a show of what was originally meant to be a warning to not ban me ever, scaring the living crap out of me, or just plain giving me a bad day. It turned out to be [[26 December 2014|a more worse day for everyone]]. And since then, the jail time kept me from getting very important and detailed packing done for moving back to my renovated house on the following December 31st, 2014. Also, I had emptied the thing of pepper spray, downward into a nearby hole—big hole—outside, and disposed of said canister into the hole. I did not have any pepper spray on me since, court dates were had and maintained, along with respective [[Chris and psychology#Past instances of professional help (or lack thereof)|mental therapy and analysis]] towards the fact that I had felt most overwhelmed, paranoid, and wanting to defend myself from such being banned and personal attacks to me. And upon the court’s conclusion, the whole mess has become over with, and all should be resolved, as I am praying to achieve today.

“Upon the recent conclusion of reversing the arm-color change among the udder details, while related, had little to do with the protest, including game glitches, story content, whatever, I understand and realize that the protest was not only a waste of time and energy, ultimately, but that it was among the worst mistakes I have ever done in my life, not counting what the internet [[trolls|haters]] had blackmailed me into performing and video-recording since [[2007]]. And I most deeply and seriously regret having begun the useless protest in the first place, and I more regret ultimately feeling need to defend myself and spritzing pepper spray at you, the Yellow-Shirt Assistant Manager. [''looks at camera''] [[Chris and remorse|I am really, very sorry.]]

“And with all that, I most humbly request to be unbanned from all of the local GameStops in Charlottesville, Virginia. I will be most appreciative of not being forced to waste gas money to go out of town and most distance, as far as the one GameStop within the US military housing...of Fort Lee! Here in Virginia. Fort Lee! And, appreciating the soldiers who helped defend the United States after my father, [[Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]], having served around World War Two, stationed in Seoul, Korea, in the Signal Corps. I am serious. I did do that. I had required pre-owned Pikachu [[Amiibo]] figures for materials for my [[Sonichu]] figures that I make and sell on [[Etsy]], on my shop, Cwcville Shopping.

“But I digress. Not only will I be most appreciative, but I will bring good karma to you and all the other employees of your GameStop, and the other three GameStops as well. And we can all be forgiven and forget the whole mess in good strides of the future. [''hand flourish''] Everyone wins. But if I am left banned, then everyone loses, with the most heavy symbolic [[HippoOnYourHead|hippopotamus of guilt, shame, and loathing]] upon yourselves, because [''clenches fist''] not only are you most discriminating against one person, but a high-functioning [[autism|autistic]], [[homos#Chris and transsexuality|lesbian trans woman]], famous author, with headache-inducing mental handicaps, who would never intentionally or unintentionally [[death threats|harm]] any living thing without any reason whatsoever. Again, everyone loses if I am left banned from errywhere!

“And speaking of yellow-shirted friend, I believe you either have a secret family within or are moon-, moonlighting at the Best Buy in Charlottesville as well. To make this, to make that story short, a few days after I got out of jail on December 28th, 2014, and I had absolutely no pepper spray on my person whatsoever, because as I had mentioned earlier, I had emptied the canister and disposed of the can-, canister. I had done nothing at the Best Buy prior to that day. And a certain [[manajerk|manager]] spokes the living crap outta me, tellin’ me I was not welcome there, that I was banned from there. I had asked why. He did not give me any answer. Then I reached into my bag to get some money out, little funds to see if I could pay my way out of this. I had not said anything about the pepper spray whatsoever, but I put my hand in the bag, and his subordinate shouts, ‘He’s going for the pepper spray!’ I stopped in surprise after hearing that. Ultimately, I left the store. I had gone there again months later to be met with the same shpiel, and no answer to why. I even went over dere head, on the telephone, to try to resolve it. Nothing.

"Then last Tuesday, November 10th, I went there once again to buy [[LEGO]] Dimensions Pack with a ten-dollar certificate. I got met in the back of the store with the shpiel once again, and this time I asked why and I finally got the answer. They said that I, quote, threatened them with pepper spray, and we have video footage, unquote. But again, that first time they said anything about me not being welcome there, I had not, nor ever, threatened anyone at that store. Nor had I any pepper spray on any of my visits there, then, and prior.

“Therefore, I faff, I feel I have to pin the blame onto you, sir, for that, my yellow-shirted friend. Either of having family there, or giving me more of a difficult time--[''misreads''] and giving me more of a difficult time, then I was already going under. Or, you do have a second job between the GameStop and the Best Buy. Hmm! And I would expect, that might be something the Better Business Bureau might like to hear, perhaps? So once again, you can eff, give everyone good karma by forgiving me and forgetting the whole mess, and unbanning me from these four GameStops, as well as the one Best Buy, and thus allowing me to be welcomed back to Fashion Square Mall as well. Everyone wins. Good peace of mind. Or leave me banned from everywhere, and nobody wins with the hippopotamus weights upon each of our heads forever!

“And I reiterate, I am really very sorry for pepper-spraying you. I am really very sorry for making the protest against SEGA in the first place. I have no pepper spray, and I promise never to cause anyone harm or trouble ever again. All that needs to be done for full peaceful resolutions is to unban me from everywhere. And I have stated in this later. Please, do the positive thing, and bring good karma upon us all. I’m looking towards, I’m looking forward to a written, detailed response from you and everyone who gets this letter, documenting that I am no longer banned from the Charlottesville, Virginia GameStops, and Best Buy, and Fashion Square. Thank you and have a very good and safe day. Sincerely, Christine Weston Chandler.”

But, right now, it’s November 29th, more than two weeks since I mailed the letter to all f-, four said locations at the GameStops, and I have not heard anything. Therefore, I am making this video. I [''shakes fist''], Christine Weston Chandler, am quite upset by not receiving any response whatsoever. No-, as well as still being banned from not only the four GameStops, but the two other places as well, Best Buy here, and Fashion Square. And, I am it-, I am issuing an embargo on all GameStops, as well as GameStop.com. And every one of my [[True and Loyal Fanbase|thousands to millions of fans worldwide]], I encourage you all to follow me in this embargo! Never con-, never go to or conduct any business at any GameStop location anywhere. Do not even go to GameStop.com. US, UK, anywhere in the four websites. None of them. Do not go to any of those places. As well as, I am not, I am banning Best Buy as well. No Best Buy, no BestBuy.com, no Best Buy UK, whatever. As well as all Simon shopping malls! [''removes [[Dramatic glasses removal|glasses]] dramatically''] I’m very serious in this. Your lack of response has left me most upset! My yellow-shirted foe! [''pounds knee''] Mm! And you will lose business because of this! And if you do not have me unbanned from all four of the local GameStops, as well as the Best Buy, and Fashion Square...[''pounds knee again''] this multi-person ban from you all will still continue on. So you think about that. Bring back good karma to us all, or pretty much be damned. [''shouting now''] You’re discriminating against the LGBT community as well as the autism community! You decided to hate against us, when you hate against me. And we all know that love and friendship conquers hatred, and does a lot better. It could prevent a lot of wars, if we take to the l-, lessons learned from the positive friendship TV shows that are made available, including [[My Little Pony]]: Friendship Is Magic and The Care Bears.

So anyway, embargo on the GameStops, the Best Buy, and Simon shopping malls, begins right now! [''points at camera''] Game over, GameStop. [''deep voice''] Gaaaame over! [[Spanish|El juego se acabado!]]

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Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers

2015-11-30T16:07:42Z

Orionthetwat:

'''Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers''' is the third and final video uploaded to Chris's [[YouTube]] channel on 29 [[November 2015]]. While it did not include a description, Chris shortly provided a link to it on his [[Facebook]] page with the notice:

{{quotebox|Until I am no longer banned from All Four Charlottesville, VA GameStop stores, as well as the Best Buy store and ‪#‎FashionSquare‬ Shopping Center, I hereby am on an Embargo against ‪#‎GamsStop‬, ‪#‎BestBuy‬, and ‪#‎SIMON‬ Malls. And I Encourage ALL of my friends and fans to Stand With Me and not go to any GameStops, Best Buys and SIMON Malls Anywhere.

Thank you all for your support in resolving this problem for a better tomorrow!}}

In this video, even more of old Chris returns, but he seems to have tamed his [[Virgin with Rage|anger]] to some extent. Instead of jumping and shouting at the camera, he puts an emphasis on his claims in the typical [[Chris's mannerisms|way Chris does]]. He certainly feels [[Chris and his ego|a great deal of power]] in the situation, stating that if he is [[kick the autistic|hurt and bullied]], all autistic people and [[Tomgirl Saga|LBGT]] people are as well. He also encourages his "thousands to millions of fans worldwide" to follow him on his endeavors, even though the only videos he post that break over ten thousand views are the ones that are [[HelloLadyFans|batshit crazy]].

His victim complex is quite interesting in this one, as he believes the employee he maced has family at [[Best Buy]] that are banning him for no reason, and tries to blame his sexuality, gender and autism for acting like a tard. In true Chris fashion, he makes an insincere apology, then attacks the guy he maced.
== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ZhM1rDTwvY8}}
| stardate = 29 [[November 2015]]
| style = {{Rage|text}}
| shirt = "Mighty Lesbian" t-shirt
| previous = [[Family and Couples Figures Available for collecting and purchase. Also Sandy and Zapina Rosechu.]]
| next =
}}

==Transcription==
Hello to all my loyal fans over the [[internet]]. This is Christine Chandler coming to you live once again from [[14 Branchland Court|my house]] here. And uh, because I have not received a response I have a letter that I had, had written on November 12th, 2015, which that was a Thursday. And I believe I sent it um, either that same day or the day after on Friday. But anyway, uh, I’m going to read this letter and if you, and it’s addressing definitely to the local [[GameStop|GameStops]] in [[Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]], all four of them, as well as [[Fashion Square Mall]] and, believe it or not, even the [[Best Buy]]. So without furder adoo, I’m going to read this letter.

Yeah, and unfortunately I did not know his name, so he’s referred to as sir and what-, and similar pronouns. So anyway, I wrote, uh, “Dear Yellow-Shirt Assistant Manager of the Fashion Square GameStop. I never got your name, I’m sorry. To preface this letter, I most humbly apologize for everything I have done as of the release date of the Sonic Boom video games, around November 11th, 2014, in regards to the [[Sonic Boom Protests|protest]] of [[SEGA]] changing [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]’s arm color to blue from tan. More recently I have learned that the next console Sonic the Hedgehog game, his arm cumber will be back to tan, and therefore I have concluded the protest against SEGA and made the official statement on my [[Facebook]] group page, [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]] To recap and make the story short, in the, in Sonic Boom, SEGA had changed Sonic’s arm color. I felt most upset about it. I protested by discouraging the purchase of said games and related Sonic Boom merchandise, and encouraging sending everything Sonic Boom back to SEGA. I had contacted SEGA of America. I received not good responses on the topic. I caused male, I caused malcontent against me and my peaceful protest.” I ended up [[banned]] from the four local above GameStops, and aside from handing the udder three locals, where I sent a carbon copy as well.

[''loses place''] Ah, da da da da da da da....Alright, um, “And upon the final major shock to my fear, paranoia, and nervous system at the Fashion Square location, I retaliated with a show of pepper spray container and left with a show of what was originally meant to be a warning to not ban me ever, scaring the living crap out of me, or just plain giving me a bad day. It turned out to be [[26 December 2014|a more worse day for everyone]]. And since then, the jail time kept me from getting very important and detailed packing done for moving back to my renovated house on the following December 31st, 2014. Also, I had emptied the thing of pepper spray, downward into a nearby hole—big hole—outside, and disposed of said canister into the hole. I did not have any pepper spray on me since, court dates were had and maintained, along with respective [[Chris and psychology#Past instances of professional help (or lack thereof)|mental therapy and analysis]] towards the fact that I had felt most overwhelmed, paranoid, and wanting to defend myself from such being banned and personal attacks to me. And upon the court’s conclusion, the whole mess has become over with, and all should be resolved, as I am praying to achieve today.

“Upon the recent conclusion of reversing the arm-color change among the udder details, while related, had little to do with the protest, including game glitches, story content, whatever, I understand and realize that the protest was not only a waste of time and energy, ultimately, but that it was among the worst mistakes I have ever done in my life, not counting what the internet [[trolls|haters]] had blackmailed me into performing and video-recording since [[2007]]. And I most deeply and seriously regret having begun the useless protest in the first place, and I more regret ultimately feeling need to defend myself and spritzing pepper spray at you, the Yellow-Shirt Assistant Manager. [''looks at camera''] [[Chris and remorse|I am really, very sorry.]]

“And with all that, I most humbly request to be unbanned from all of the local GameStops in Charlottesville, Virginia. I will be most appreciative of not being forced to waste gas money to go out of town and most distance, as far as the one GameStop within the US military housing...of Fort Lee! Here in Virginia. Fort Lee! And, appreciating the soldiers who helped defend the United States after my father, [[Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]], having served around World War Two, stationed in Seoul, Korea, in the Signal Corps. I am serious. I did do that. I had required pre-owned Pikachu [[Amiibo]] figures for materials for my [[Sonichu]] figures that I make and sell on [[Etsy]], on my shop, Cwcville Shopping.

“But I digress. Not only will I be most appreciative, but I will bring good karma to you and all the other employees of your GameStop, and the other three GameStops as well. And we can all be forgiven and forget the whole mess in good strides of the future. [''hand flourish''] Everyone wins. But if I am left banned, then everyone loses, with the most heavy symbolic [[HippoOnYourHead|hippopotamus of guilt, shame, and loathing]] upon yourselves, because [''clenches fist''] not only are you most discriminating against one person, but a high-functioning [[autism|autistic]], [[homos#Chris and transsexuality|lesbian trans woman]], famous author, with headache-inducing mental handicaps, who would never intentionally or unintentionally [[death threats|harm]] any living thing without any reason whatsoever. Again, everyone loses if I am left banned from errywhere!

“And speaking of yellow-shirted friend, I believe you either have a secret family within or are moon-, moonlighting at the Best Buy in Charlottesville as well. To make this, to make that story short, a few days after I got out of jail on December 28th, 2014, and I had absolutely no pepper spray on my person whatsoever, because as I had mentioned earlier, I had emptied the canister and disposed of the can-, canister. I had done nothing at the Best Buy prior to that day. And a certain [[manajerk|manager]] spokes the living crap outta me, tellin’ me I was not welcome there, that I was banned from there. I had asked why. He did not give me any answer. Then I reached into my bag to get some money out, little funds to see if I could pay my way out of this. I had not said anything about the pepper spray whatsoever, but I put my hand in the bag, and his subordinate shouts, ‘He’s going for the pepper spray!’ I stopped in surprise after hearing that. Ultimately, I left the store. I had gone there again months later to be met with the same shpiel, and no answer to why. I even went over dere head, on the telephone, to try to resolve it. Nothing.

"Then last Tuesday, November 10th, I went there once again to buy [[LEGO]] Dimensions Pack with a ten-dollar certificate. I got met in the back of the store with the shpiel once again, and this time I asked why and I finally got the answer. They said that I, quote, threatened them with pepper spray, and we have video footage, unquote. But again, that first time they said anything about me not being welcome there, I had not, nor ever, threatened anyone at that store. Nor had I any pepper spray on any of my visits there, then, and prior.

“Therefore, I faff, I feel I have to pin the blame onto you, sir, for that, my yellow-shirted friend. Either of having family there, or giving me more of a difficult time--[''misreads''] and giving me more of a difficult time, then I was already going under. Or, you do have a second job between the GameStop and the Best Buy. Hmm! And I would expect, that might be something the Better Business Bureau might like to hear, perhaps? So once again, you can eff, give everyone good karma by forgiving me and forgetting the whole mess, and unbanning me from these four GameStops, as well as the one Best Buy, and thus allowing me to be welcomed back to Fashion Square Mall as well. Everyone wins. Good peace of mind. Or leave me banned from everywhere, and nobody wins with the hippopotamus weights upon each of our heads forever!

“And I reiterate, I am really very sorry for pepper-spraying you. I am really very sorry for making the protest against SEGA in the first place. I have no pepper spray, and I promise never to cause anyone harm or trouble ever again. All that needs to be done for full peaceful resolutions is to unban me from everywhere. And I have stated in this later. Please, do the positive thing, and bring good karma upon us all. I’m looking towards, I’m looking forward to a written, detailed response from you and everyone who gets this letter, documenting that I am no longer banned from the Charlottesville, Virginia GameStops, and Best Buy, and Fashion Square. Thank you and have a very good and safe day. Sincerely, Christine Weston Chandler.”

But, right now, it’s November 29th, more than two weeks since I mailed the letter to all f-, four said locations at the GameStops, and I have not heard anything. Therefore, I am making this video. I [''shakes fist''], Christine Weston Chandler, am quite upset by not receiving any response whatsoever. No-, as well as still being banned from not only the four GameStops, but the two other places as well, Best Buy here, and Fashion Square. And, I am it-, I am issuing an embargo on all GameStops, as well as GameStop.com. And every one of my [[True and Loyal Fanbase|thousands to millions of fans worldwide]], I encourage you all to follow me in this embargo! Never con-, never go to or conduct any business at any GameStop location anywhere. Do not even go to GameStop.com. US, UK, anywhere in the four websites. None of them. Do not go to any of those places. As well as, I am not, I am banning Best Buy as well. No Best Buy, no BestBuy.com, no Best Buy UK, whatever. As well as all Simon shopping malls! [''removes [[Dramatic glasses removal|glasses]] dramatically''] I’m very serious in this. Your lack of response has left me most upset! My yellow-shirted foe! [''pounds knee''] Mm! And you will lose business because of this! And if you do not have me unbanned from all four of the local GameStops, as well as the Best Buy, and Fashion Square...[''pounds knee again''] this multi-person ban from you all will still continue on. So you think about that. Bring back good karma to us all, or pretty much be damned. [''shouting now''] You’re discriminating against the LGBT community as well as the autism community! You decided to hate against us, when you hate against me. And we all know that love and friendship conquers hatred, and does a lot better. It could prevent a lot of wars, if we take to the l-, lessons learned from the positive friendship TV shows that are made available, including [[My Little Pony]]: Friendship Is Magic and The Care Bears.

So anyway, embargo on the GameStops, the Best Buy, and Simon shopping malls, begins right now! [''points at camera''] Game over, GameStop. [''deep voice''] Gaaaame over! [[Spanish|El juego se acabado!]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Family and Couples Figures Available for collecting and purchase. Also Sandy and Zapina Rosechu.]]|nextlink= |}}

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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Reaching Out to Game Developers.

2015-11-21T17:05:26Z

Orionthetwat:

[[File:Chrisdriverslicense.JPG|thumb|200px|Accept no substitutes!]]
'''Reaching Out to Game Developers.''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 19 [[November 2015]]. Following on from [[Doxing Jeff/Francine]], Chris shows even more of his old self, as he returns to his e-begging for gaming companies to pick up his idea for a Sonichu game. Chris still seems to believe [http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_reality Sonichu is copyright free and would make a good game.]

Soothing muzak plays throughout the video.
{{clear}}
==Description==
{{quotebox|Also, currently, I do not have Anyone Else Developing any games, Nor selling any Sonichu "Merchandise" online or in person, besides myself personally. I do have people and friends. But there are haters who pretend and whatnot. I will personally vouch for my people and friends, but Without that vouching or verification, accept no people pretending to be me or Selling for me.

Christian/Christine Weston Chandler
Address:
14 Branchland Ct.
Ruckersville, VA 22968-9545

Email: Anightinchristine@gmail.com

Cwcville Shopping: [http://www.etsy.com/shop/CwcvilleShopping http://www.etsy.com/shop/CwcvilleShopping]

Facebook: [https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian]

Twitter: [https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu]
}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = Reaching Out to Game Developers.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|LA0hVEbzr74}}
| stardate = 19 November 2015
| subject = {{Comics|text}}, {{Video games|text}}
| style = {{Smug|text}}
| shirt = "Do What Makes You Happy" lilac shirt
| previous = [[Doxing Jeff/Francine]]
| next = [[I Am me; He is not]]
}}

==Transcript==
Hello, good day, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live once again from my house here in [[Ruckersville]]. Ric-, Ruckersville, [[Virginia]], [[14 Branchland Court]]. Anyway, accept no substitutions, I am personally making this video to address, and uh, I want to fully initiate working with any game developers that have past made video games for a potential [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] video game, maybe [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|one about myself]], as well as DLC character, DLC of my characters, maybe myself, for Smash Bros.

Anyway, you ca-, accept no substitutions, you know very well I can prove and identify myself with my driver's license. [holds driver's license up to camera] The face matches, at least, even though the hair style's not current. As well I also have everys-, I have, all of the original hand drawings that I have been drawing of Sonichu since as early as March [[2000]]. And, I have witnesses at [[Manchester High School]] from that very day that, uh, will attest to that as, attest to that creation as well.

[Camera shifts downward to a black binder in his lap. He flips through the pages of [[Sonichu 0]].] Anyway, uh, all of my original, all of the original hand drawings, the very things that made the comic book pages exist, you cannot subs-, you cannot substitute these at all. You can put these under the professional's microscope like they do on Pawn Stars, and tell that they are all from the time era of within the past few years and everything. [flips through a giant pile of black binders] All of my books, right here in there, up to date, even up to my [[Sonichu 11|eleventh book]] [shows off Book 11] and, you know the cover's not hand drawn, it's a collage, but it's of past hand drawings and everything. Yeah, of which I'm still working on, book eleven. All that. Definitely you can tell.

So many of the uh, of all that.

[opens another binder] And all the original drawings as well from the more recent artifacts, like the covers of my [[Amiibo]] figure packages, those uh, character drawings right there, for all that, and everything. I can attest personally and everything. Again, accept no substitutes!

I also have the very big, well two-part, but this is the first half and mo-, most important, the uh, the, buh-, the [[Scrapbook of Fail|big binders of everything Sonichu]], and of myself and everything. [shows off his [[:File:SonichuCertificate.jpg|copyright certificate]]] Also has the original certificate of registration of my copyright with Sonichu with the D.C. Library of Congress. And I possess all my own intellectual rights and everything. Classic. And, heh, the old [[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine|hand drawn Nintendo Power magazine]], yup, and a few new pages is, there, but it's still incomplete. [displays his original [[:File:042-CWC'sFavoriteHits.jpg|Sonichu CD cover]].] Anyway, that's, anyway then there's the ri-, printout, the very first thing I did with Sonichu, the CD cover for that computer graphics class which my litt-, way-, witnesses will come in from and everything. Yup. Everything right here in this big book, and only this book. Nobody will have, nobody else will have this very book.

[camera moves back to his face] So I, sh-, uh, you see my face all over the, uh, [[internet]]. Even in the meme pictures and everything, since as early as [[2004]]. And then, and then near the end of [[2007]] when I started being picked on by the internet [[trolls]] and cyber-bullies and everything. So anyway, yeah. Uh, so, this is me. I am Christine Weston Chandler, legal name Christian Weston Chandler at the moment. I still attest to everything in my [[copyright]]. And uh, also, the other things that best identify me is why I'm putting links, I'm putting links in m-, below this video to my shop on [[Etsy]], and my [[Facebook]] page, and my [[Twitter]] feed, and everything else I personally attest to, and back up, and everything.

So anyway, you know how to reach, you know how to reach me at my home address: 14 Branchland Court, in Ruckersville, Virginia. I'll put that down here as well. You can email me through uh...yeah I'm definitely going to let you put that thr-, let you email me through my new Gmail address, which I'll put that below here as well. That's my screening process. And then the, and then I'll, then after I have that screening process go through I'll, we-, I'll start communicating with y'all individually from my main email address. So anyway, I have my people and everything. We're working, and I'm outreaching to the game developers with this video, regardless of anything else that has been going on recently.

And I still am accepting donations and selling on my Etsy shop and [[Sonichu Amiibo|my figures]] and everything. And I take [[commissions]] as well. So, that's, that's about it for right now. So please contact me, game developers. Thank you very much and have a good day.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Doxing Jeff/Francine]]|nextlink=[[I Am me; He is not]] |}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2015]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Reaching Out to Game Developers.

2015-11-21T17:05:10Z

Orionthetwat:

[[File:Chrisdriverslicense.JPG|thumb|200px|Accept no substitutes!]]
'''Reaching Out to Game Developers.''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 19 [[November 2015]]. Following on from [[Doxing Jeff/Francine]], Chris shows even more of his old self, as he returns to his e-begging for gaming companies to pick up his idea for a Sonichu game. Chris still seems to believe [[http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_reality Sonichu is copyright free and would make a good game.]]

Soothing muzak plays throughout the video.
{{clear}}
==Description==
{{quotebox|Also, currently, I do not have Anyone Else Developing any games, Nor selling any Sonichu "Merchandise" online or in person, besides myself personally. I do have people and friends. But there are haters who pretend and whatnot. I will personally vouch for my people and friends, but Without that vouching or verification, accept no people pretending to be me or Selling for me.

Christian/Christine Weston Chandler
Address:
14 Branchland Ct.
Ruckersville, VA 22968-9545

Email: Anightinchristine@gmail.com

Cwcville Shopping: [http://www.etsy.com/shop/CwcvilleShopping http://www.etsy.com/shop/CwcvilleShopping]

Facebook: [https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian]

Twitter: [https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu]
}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = Reaching Out to Game Developers.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|LA0hVEbzr74}}
| stardate = 19 November 2015
| subject = {{Comics|text}}, {{Video games|text}}
| style = {{Smug|text}}
| shirt = "Do What Makes You Happy" lilac shirt
| previous = [[Doxing Jeff/Francine]]
| next = [[I Am me; He is not]]
}}

==Transcript==
Hello, good day, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live once again from my house here in [[Ruckersville]]. Ric-, Ruckersville, [[Virginia]], [[14 Branchland Court]]. Anyway, accept no substitutions, I am personally making this video to address, and uh, I want to fully initiate working with any game developers that have past made video games for a potential [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] video game, maybe [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|one about myself]], as well as DLC character, DLC of my characters, maybe myself, for Smash Bros.

Anyway, you ca-, accept no substitutions, you know very well I can prove and identify myself with my driver's license. [holds driver's license up to camera] The face matches, at least, even though the hair style's not current. As well I also have everys-, I have, all of the original hand drawings that I have been drawing of Sonichu since as early as March [[2000]]. And, I have witnesses at [[Manchester High School]] from that very day that, uh, will attest to that as, attest to that creation as well.

[Camera shifts downward to a black binder in his lap. He flips through the pages of [[Sonichu 0]].] Anyway, uh, all of my original, all of the original hand drawings, the very things that made the comic book pages exist, you cannot subs-, you cannot substitute these at all. You can put these under the professional's microscope like they do on Pawn Stars, and tell that they are all from the time era of within the past few years and everything. [flips through a giant pile of black binders] All of my books, right here in there, up to date, even up to my [[Sonichu 11|eleventh book]] [shows off Book 11] and, you know the cover's not hand drawn, it's a collage, but it's of past hand drawings and everything. Yeah, of which I'm still working on, book eleven. All that. Definitely you can tell.

So many of the uh, of all that.

[opens another binder] And all the original drawings as well from the more recent artifacts, like the covers of my [[Amiibo]] figure packages, those uh, character drawings right there, for all that, and everything. I can attest personally and everything. Again, accept no substitutes!

I also have the very big, well two-part, but this is the first half and mo-, most important, the uh, the, buh-, the [[Scrapbook of Fail|big binders of everything Sonichu]], and of myself and everything. [shows off his [[:File:SonichuCertificate.jpg|copyright certificate]]] Also has the original certificate of registration of my copyright with Sonichu with the D.C. Library of Congress. And I possess all my own intellectual rights and everything. Classic. And, heh, the old [[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine|hand drawn Nintendo Power magazine]], yup, and a few new pages is, there, but it's still incomplete. [displays his original [[:File:042-CWC'sFavoriteHits.jpg|Sonichu CD cover]].] Anyway, that's, anyway then there's the ri-, printout, the very first thing I did with Sonichu, the CD cover for that computer graphics class which my litt-, way-, witnesses will come in from and everything. Yup. Everything right here in this big book, and only this book. Nobody will have, nobody else will have this very book.

[camera moves back to his face] So I, sh-, uh, you see my face all over the, uh, [[internet]]. Even in the meme pictures and everything, since as early as [[2004]]. And then, and then near the end of [[2007]] when I started being picked on by the internet [[trolls]] and cyber-bullies and everything. So anyway, yeah. Uh, so, this is me. I am Christine Weston Chandler, legal name Christian Weston Chandler at the moment. I still attest to everything in my [[copyright]]. And uh, also, the other things that best identify me is why I'm putting links, I'm putting links in m-, below this video to my shop on [[Etsy]], and my [[Facebook]] page, and my [[Twitter]] feed, and everything else I personally attest to, and back up, and everything.

So anyway, you know how to reach, you know how to reach me at my home address: 14 Branchland Court, in Ruckersville, Virginia. I'll put that down here as well. You can email me through uh...yeah I'm definitely going to let you put that thr-, let you email me through my new Gmail address, which I'll put that below here as well. That's my screening process. And then the, and then I'll, then after I have that screening process go through I'll, we-, I'll start communicating with y'all individually from my main email address. So anyway, I have my people and everything. We're working, and I'm outreaching to the game developers with this video, regardless of anything else that has been going on recently.

And I still am accepting donations and selling on my Etsy shop and [[Sonichu Amiibo|my figures]] and everything. And I take [[commissions]] as well. So, that's, that's about it for right now. So please contact me, game developers. Thank you very much and have a good day.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Doxing Jeff/Francine]]|nextlink=[[I Am me; He is not]] |}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2015]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Reaching Out to Game Developers.

2015-11-21T17:04:26Z

Orionthetwat:

Reaching Out to Game Developers.

2015-11-21T17:04:07Z

Orionthetwat:

[[File:Chrisdriverslicense.JPG|thumb|200px|Accept no substitutes!]]
'''Reaching Out to Game Developers.''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 19 [[November 2015]]. Following on from [[Doxing Jeff/Francine]], Chris shows even more of his old self, as he returns to his e-begging for gaming companies to pick up his idea for a Sonichu game. Chris still seems to believe [[http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_reality Sonichu is copyright free and would make a good game.]]

Soothing muzak plays throughout the video.
{{clear}}
==Description==
{{quotebox|Also, currently, I do not have Anyone Else Developing any games, Nor selling any Sonichu "Merchandise" online or in person, besides myself personally. I do have people and friends. But there are haters who pretend and whatnot. I will personally vouch for my people and friends, but Without that vouching or verification, accept no people pretending to be me or Selling for me.

Christian/Christine Weston Chandler
Address:
14 Branchland Ct.
Ruckersville, VA 22968-9545

Email: Anightinchristine@gmail.com

Cwcville Shopping: [http://www.etsy.com/shop/CwcvilleShopping http://www.etsy.com/shop/CwcvilleShopping]

Facebook: [https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian]

Twitter: [https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu]
}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = Reaching Out to Game Developers.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|LA0hVEbzr74}}
| stardate = 19 November 2015
| subject = {{Comics|text}}, {{Video games|text}}
| style = {{Smug|text}}
| shirt = "Do What Makes You Happy" lilac shirt
| previous = [[Doxing Jeff/Francine]]
| next = [[I Am me; He is not]]
}}

==Transcript==
Hello, good day, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live once again from my house here in [[Ruckersville]]. Ric-, Ruckersville, [[Virginia]], [[14 Branchland Court]]. Anyway, accept no substitutions, I am personally making this video to address, and uh, I want to fully initiate working with any game developers that have past made video games for a potential [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] video game, maybe [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|one about myself]], as well as DLC character, DLC of my characters, maybe myself, for Smash Bros.

Anyway, you ca-, accept no substitutions, you know very well I can prove and identify myself with my driver's license. [holds driver's license up to camera] The face matches, at least, even though the hair style's not current. As well I also have everys-, I have, all of the original hand drawings that I have been drawing of Sonichu since as early as March [[2000]]. And, I have witnesses at [[Manchester High School]] from that very day that, uh, will attest to that as, attest to that creation as well.

[Camera shifts downward to a black binder in his lap. He flips through the pages of [[Sonichu 0]].] Anyway, uh, all of my original, all of the original hand drawings, the very things that made the comic book pages exist, you cannot subs-, you cannot substitute these at all. You can put these under the professional's microscope like they do on Pawn Stars, and tell that they are all from the time era of within the past few years and everything. [flips through a giant pile of black binders] All of my books, right here in there, up to date, even up to my [[Sonichu 11|eleventh book]] [shows off Book 11] and, you know the cover's not hand drawn, it's a collage, but it's of past hand drawings and everything. Yeah, of which I'm still working on, book eleven. All that. Definitely you can tell.

So many of the uh, of all that.

[opens another binder] And all the original drawings as well from the more recent artifacts, like the covers of my [[Amiibo]] figure packages, those uh, character drawings right there, for all that, and everything. I can attest personally and everything. Again, accept no substitutes!

I also have the very big, well two-part, but this is the first half and mo-, most important, the uh, the, buh-, the [[Scrapbook of Fail|big binders of everything Sonichu]], and of myself and everything. [shows off his [[:File:SonichuCertificate.jpg|copyright certificate]]] Also has the original certificate of registration of my copyright with Sonichu with the D.C. Library of Congress. And I possess all my own intellectual rights and everything. Classic. And, heh, the old [[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine|hand drawn Nintendo Power magazine]], yup, and a few new pages is, there, but it's still incomplete. [displays his original [[:File:042-CWC'sFavoriteHits.jpg|Sonichu CD cover]].] Anyway, that's, anyway then there's the ri-, printout, the very first thing I did with Sonichu, the CD cover for that computer graphics class which my litt-, way-, witnesses will come in from and everything. Yup. Everything right here in this big book, and only this book. Nobody will have, nobody else will have this very book.

[camera moves back to his face] So I, sh-, uh, you see my face all over the, uh, [[internet]]. Even in the meme pictures and everything, since as early as [[2004]]. And then, and then near the end of [[2007]] when I started being picked on by the internet [[trolls]] and cyber-bullies and everything. So anyway, yeah. Uh, so, this is me. I am Christine Weston Chandler, legal name Christian Weston Chandler at the moment. I still attest to everything in my [[copyright]]. And uh, also, the other things that best identify me is why I'm putting links, I'm putting links in m-, below this video to my shop on [[Etsy]], and my [[Facebook]] page, and my [[Twitter]] feed, and everything else I personally attest to, and back up, and everything.

So anyway, you know how to reach, you know how to reach me at my home address: 14 Branchland Court, in Ruckersville, Virginia. I'll put that down here as well. You can email me through uh...yeah I'm definitely going to let you put that thr-, let you email me through my new Gmail address, which I'll put that below here as well. That's my screening process. And then the, and then I'll, then after I have that screening process go through I'll, we-, I'll start communicating with y'all individually from my main email address. So anyway, I have my people and everything. We're working, and I'm outreaching to the game developers with this video, regardless of anything else that has been going on recently.

And I still am accepting donations and selling on my Etsy shop and [[Sonichu Amiibo|my figures]] and everything. And I take [[commissions]] as well. So, that's, that's about it for right now. So please contact me, game developers. Thank you very much and have a good day.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Doxing Jeff/Francine]]|nextlink=[[I Am me; He is not]] |}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2015]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]