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Talk:Chris and sex

2010-04-07T17:53:06Z

OverTheRainbow: /* Chris and Incest */

Actually, so far so good, but I'm wondering - should we include Chris's views on women in a separate article (like how they're "so sweet" and such) or should we include it here? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 28 January 2009 (CET)

It could go under "Knowledge of Sex and Gender." It'd only be a paragraph or so.~[[User:gourmetpickle]]

"he didn't understand sex until watch softcore porn on HBO around age 16)" < Fixed it to "he didn't understand sex until he watched softcore porn on HBO around age 16)". Was a glaring error; Though it was understandable to read through. [[User:IJustDontCareAnymore|IJustDontCareAnymore]] 00:13, 18 April 2009 (CEST)

I added the asexuality section to here, I totally forgot about this article when I originally wrote it. -- [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 09:13, 6 August 2009 (CEST)
:While I don't subscribe to the idea he's asexual, you present a great case for the idea. Personally, I'm of the belief Chris has the mentality of a spoiled 9-year-old who wants to play with his toys and video games 24/7, but who also wants in on the fun parts of being "grown up" without really understanding their implications. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 10:06, 8 August 2009 (CEST)

Is that conversation between Chris and Panda about her getting raped recorded somewhere? That is fucking beyond belief and I need to see it. [[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 21:04, 18 August 2009 (CEST)

== Chris and Incest ==

Shouldn't there be a section on this page that displays Chris' thoughts on incest? As I recall, Chris and a troll talked about it back a long time ago in one of the earliest Mumble chats. Let's also not forget what was implied between Sonichu and Rosechu in episode 9 of the audiobooks. What do you think? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 12:39. 29 September 2009

I think your furriness masks your intelligence, kid. Good Idea.--[[User:Jump|Jump]] 20:51, 29 September 2009 (CEST)

''I don't know why Sonichu and Rosechu's children haven't Evolved yet. I make sure Sonichu and Rosechu have Good, Straight '''Incest''' with their children on a Regular Basis, which SHOULD raise their Friendship Level significantly! '''Why wouldn't anyone want to have Sex'''?! I don't understand, but hopefully they will Evolve Soon.'' This is from the last letter on [[Mailbag 58]]. Now that's just sick, man. --[[User:OverTheRainbow|OverTheRainbow]] 17:53, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

==Rape split==
Given the stuff about Panda particularly and the fact that rape is a frequent thing when it comes to Chris, anyone think that perhaps the rape section could be split off into its own article? Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:01, 3 October 2009 (CEST)
* Sounds like a good idea to me. A ''lot'' could be written about that subject.

It'll probably be the creepiest article on this site, though. *shudder* --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 08:11, 3 October 2009 (CEST)

==Prostitution quote==
Where did the quote from the prostitution thing come from? that seems like a conversation or e-mail worth reading.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:44, 24 November 2009 (CET)

==Chris's penis==
Could someone find a pic of a seven inch erect penis in flaccid state, to compare to Chris's flaccid penis? The one from the shower vid definitely can't be seven inches, because it's about the same size as mine and I'm sure as hell not seven inches. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:58, 30 November 2009 (CET)

Turgid size doesn't always correlate perfectly with flaccid size. [[User:Kajillion|Kajillion]] 06:26, 17 December 2009 (CET)

Another point; Chris's obesity is not helping his manhood's size. The layers of fat around the base of his penis might artificially shrinks it. Besides, I wonder why we are talking about this. Chris got the habit to make false claims. In fact, I took the time to download and watch his "Mass-Debate" videos and I refuse to believe that his unit measure seven inches. He might make the number by adding his scrotum but I bet he's not longer than five. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:44, 17 December 2009 (CET)

Speaking of which, would it be possible to move that lower in the page, maybe put it under a spoiler tag? I and maybe a few others would rather not be scarred for life any further by it showing up the first second we glance our eyes onto the page. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 22:26, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
* A sign warning you of really nasty shit like this would be okay, too. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 22:28, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

==Coping Methods==
Would anyone happen to exactly know how Chris's coping methods are unhealthy? I kind of know about the sex change, but what about his other methods? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 21:10, 14 March 2009 (GMT)

*They're explained pretty well here. He wants to, at least mentally, punish himself for having homoerotic thoughts. He wants to ban gay people from reality so that he never has to have those thoughts again. He's so convinced, for whatever reason, that homosexuality is just plain wrong, that he can't even allow himself to have these thoughts, let alone accept them. It's no healthier than reparative therapy is. also why does your sig say it's March? --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 05:25, 9 December 2009 (CET)
**This goes beyond homosexuality. Chris is taking great length to not mention anything remotely sexualized. His use of the terms "Pickle", "China" "Mass Debating" and "Hanky-Panky" instead of the proper terms for genitals, masturbation and sexual relations shows us what kind of cluster-fuck Chris's psyche really is. He's still in the stage where using or not using a "Magical Mantra" can give you free stuff and avoid taking responsibilities. Quite immature but oh-so autistic if you ask me. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:07, 28 December 2009 (CET)

==Common Questions==
*A while back Chris said his favorite porn actresses were Jenna Jameson, Carmen Luvana, and Daisy Marie. I was hoping he would have a weirder taste, but is there any way we can use this information? [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 08:46, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
:*You can just slap it in the article. (I.E. "At one time, Chris admitted that his favorite porn actresses were Jenna Jameson, Carmen Luvana, and Daisy Marie.")

==Knowledge of Anatomy==
The anatomy of Rosechu shows that Chris knows very little about female anatomy. However since this article is long should it be a new article? Chris and female anatomy or something? --[[User:Fearfulsymmetry|Fearfulsymmetry]] 22:17, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

Talk:"Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!

2010-03-15T15:28:26Z

OverTheRainbow: /* Damian */

I'll transcribe this I guess. BITCH? [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 19:17, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:Everybody knows that BITCHES need transcribing.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:21, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

==Damian==
Is he talking about the wallflower? [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 19:20, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:Yes. "Damian Antaria" was a pseudonym of some sort, hence the speech marks in the vid title. [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 19:24, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:: I know it was a pseudonym, just asking to be sure about the gal pal being wallflower. [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 19:31, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::Chris is just too stupid to resist dropping the dox of other people on the internet. Of course, it's futile to tell him how bad dropping dox is, since he refuses to listen to anyone other than himself. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:33, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Someone needs to explain to me in very simple terms how can we keep on censoring Chris. I mean, he's INSISTING on dropping WallFlower's name and aliases all over the place. There's little that we can do. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:48, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
* Maybe when the CWCVille Library mirrors these videos involving the Walliflower, we can ask them to censor her name and upload those videos here instead to keep our promise of censorship for her sake. --[[User:Marco|Marco]] 04:13, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
* If the poor gal could keep him on a leash we wouldn't have this problem. Sadly, if she contacted him again, even just to say "for fuck's sake stop splattering my name all over YouTube," he'd probably just think that meant she still wanted him after all... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 19:53, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Bloody stalker. That's it, I am out of here; I need a beer! [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:59, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
* Okay, we're overthinking this. Let's keep her name in the videos and the transcripts and continue as usual. If she complains, we tell her to take it up with Chris--we're just documenting what he says and he insists on dropping her name. We may also need to remind her that the names "Heather" and "Damian Antaria" are not directly linked to one another and the article discussing her connection to Chris has been edited for anonymity.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:17, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

I googled Damian Antaria and it it led me to a page on fanfiction.net of a girl whose username is Damian-Antaria (real name Antaria Wilson, approximately 24 years old): if she's the girl Chris' talking about then I guess he's going for girls who like yaoi, going against his homophobia.--[[User:OverTheRainbow|OverTheRainbow]]

==Chris is getting desperate for china==
Soon he'll probably just upload a video demanding china.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 3:51, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:I'll lol hard if he does that. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:52, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
* Yeah I would, but seeing as this is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] we're talking about it seems like he probably will either just claim he got laid even if he didn't or go mad saying that the sex with Lovely Weather actually did happen.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 19:53, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
* How fucking awful is it when, even when not talking to Chris, we use the phrase "china" instead of pussy, and nobody cares?[[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:44, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
** It's a clear sign that we're all on this website too much. [[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 10:47, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

==Fun Fact==

Chris posted his threats to Surf Shack Tito around 3 am his time, and this video around 3 pm his time. He's wearing a different shirt, suggesting that he woke up around 2 in the afternoon, depending on how long it takes Chris to put on a different bra and shirt. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 20:05, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Isn't it possible that he woke up earlier and got dressed? Then again, if he's up at 3 in the morning making death threats to second rate Nickelodeon cartoon characters, does it matter?[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 23:00, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

When does he talk about women loving men who beg? I don't see that anywhere. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:54, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
* Chris doesn't; that's just an observation by the editor because Chris keeps saying please -- [[User:Silomentality|Silomentality]] 02:03, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:* Actually - he hints at something like this at one point by disagreeing that men are the magnets. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 12:41, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

Anime

2010-01-26T14:38:20Z

OverTheRainbow: /* Anime Chris has ripped off */

[[Image:Sonichu05-P50.jpg|thumb|A better example of Chris's anime-inspired artwork. (Still shit, mind.)]]
[[Image:Uncle_Go.jpg|thumb|Go Nagai, or as mecha anime fans call him: Uncle Go. He is the total opposite of Chris in the anime and manga realm, and has the creativity of a thousand men. He does more in a decade than most mangaka and writers can hope to do in a lifetime. Also note that he's a sharp dressed man.]]

'''Anime''' is a term used to refer to Japanese animation. It's not clear when [[Chris]] first discovered Japanese cartoons, although it's safe to guess that ''[[Pokémon]]'' and/or ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]'' was the seed. He was a big enough anime fan by [[2004]] to attend the [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]] convention in [[Richmond]], [[Virginia]]. While he has been called a weeaboo, he doesn't appear to be into anime as much as people think he is, save for hentai.

He didn't start giving the characters in his comic an anime/manga look until the [[Sonichu 5|fifth issue of ''Sonichu'']], though, in a bid to please his gal-pal [[Megan Schroeder]], who was into ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' at the time. Practically speaking, this involved giving his characters huge, prismatic, saucer-like eyes, which make them look more stoned than animu, or "upside-down U" eyes. Needless to say, despite the radical artwork style change in his comics, he still was cockblocked.

Since his relationship with Megan deteriorated (eventually [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|blowing up in his face]]), anime hasn't been so obvious an influence on Chris’s artwork, and he hasn’t gone back to an anime convention since [[2005]].

Chris still rips off characters and story concepts from anime left and right, though, and he still watches some newer anime series. His [[PlayStation Network|PSN]] account shows that he downloaded several episodes of the "harem" comedy-drama ''Shuffle!'' in [[2009]]; given that it stars a hapless twit who finds himself surrounded by willing women for no very good reason, Chris probably loved it (he is the target demographic, after all). ''Shuffle!'' is also based on an [[Wikipedia:Eroge|eroge]] ("erotic game"), although it's uncertain if Chris is aware of this.

==Anime Chris has ripped off==

Like every other form of entertainment he enjoys, Chris views anime as a rich source of ideas that he can swipe and integrate into his own "original" works. These are some of the shows he’s abused.

* ''Cutey Honey''
* ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]''
* ''[[Excel Saga]]''
* ''[[Daniel Mimms|Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo]]''
* ''Inuyasha''
* ''Fist of the North Star'' (indirectly)
* ''[[Jiggliami|Macross Frontier]]'' (indirectly, and unknowingly)
* ''[[Daniel Mimms|Naruto]]''
* ''[[Pokémon]]''
* ''[[Chrs-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance|Pretty Cure]]''
* ''[[Sailor Moon]]''
* ''[[Samurai Pizza Bots|Samurai Pizza Cats]]'' (name only)
* ''[[Simonla Rosechu|Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann]]'' (indirectly)
* ''[[Pedofork|Urotsukidoji]]''
* ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh]]''
* ''YuYu Hakusho'' (Chris uses the protagonist's attack Reigan, calling it "Zap Cannon", in Issue 10)

==''End of Evangelion''==
[[Ivy]] got [[Chris]] to see ''[[Wikipedia:The End of Evangelion|End of Evangelion]]'' as inspiration for finishing the [[comic]].<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=22511#p22511 PVCC]</ref>

Chris's summary: [[Fail|A generic tale of a boy's struggle for acceptance]]...[[Chris and his Ego|a lot like him]].

Chris thought he saw: Symbolism (IN MY EVA?), but he's too stupid to see what it symbolized.

Chris's favorite parts:
# The Misato and Kaji sex scene (where you saw only feet), because it made him feel that he was a big boy and that he was watching no-kids cartoon.
# The Rei Angels that were kawaii and had boobs.
# The internal struggles of Shinji.

Chris didn't like:
# Everyone turns to orange tang juice
# Rei Angels getting turned on by stabbing themselves.
# The unhappy ending.
# Asuka freaking out (I don't wanna die).

==See also==
*[[Anime Wings]]
*[[Anime Mid-Atlantic]]
*[[Adult Swim]]

==Sauces==
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