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'''100 2357.MOV''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 22 [[November 2010]]. For the sixth time, Chris announces he is to [[Internet#Attempts_to_leave_the_Internet|leave the Internet]]. Chris also removed all his other [[YouTube]] videos around the time this one was uploaded. His [[Pedo-glasses|glasses]] have still not been replaced or repaired properly.

In fact, Chris has not truly left the Internet. He has been logging into his YouTube account on a regular basis ever since he made his false proclamation. Moreover, [[Jackie_E-mails_23|e-mail correspondence with Jackie]] dated between November 23 and 26, 2010 has been released, further indicating that this video was nothing more than a futile attempt to get the [[trolls]] off his back. It's possible, however, that he's finally taken the hint that if he doesn't post stuff online then people won't troll him. Given his history of not learning from mistakes, however, this seems unlikely.

Chris's speech implied that he would spend time outside of his [[14 Branchland Court|humble abode]] and attempt to socialize with others. Given the amount of time he's spent on his [[PS3]] since then, his plan likely didn't work out.

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===Transcript===

Attention! Read my lips!

Online socialization... is a [[Muscle_bra|bust]]. [[Chris_and_English|Socialize in real life is]] the tops.

And also: NO MORE VIDEOS!

Fuck you most ''[displays middle finger]'' and fuck you ''[shows other middle finger]'', social sites like [[MySpace]] and [[Facebook]]!

[''[[Pedo-glasses#Dramatic_glasses_removal|whips off his glasses and shakes out his hair]]'']

I'm out. ''[turns off the camera]''

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CWC's Collector's Case Tutorial

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here some guy on youtube recorded it or something and some guy was like you should put this on the cwcki and i was like okay but fuck actual wiki standards because standards are gay

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CWC's Collector's Case Tutorial

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==January 2009==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 6th, 2009]]''' (5:47) {{Video games}} {{Miyamoto}} {{DogShirt}} Christian announces that a deal has been made with Nintendo of America to introduce Sonichu and Rosechu as characters in the new Animal Crossing: City Folk game, although he seems to believe that early versions of these characters have somehow escaped into the internet.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009]]''' (1:43) {{Website}} {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{DarkRedShirt}} Christian issues a statement announcing the hacking of sonichu.net by Gregg Mays, demanding that the site be restored.

* '''[[I am STRAIGHT]]''' ''12 [[January 2009]]'' (:08) {{Homos}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Frustrated with accusations that he is gay, Chris attempts to set the record straight once and for all. He holds up a relatively tame picture of [[Britney Spears]], apparently thinking that owning magazines with sexy photos of women in them is proof of his heterosexuality.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009]]''' (4:19) {{ED}} {{Miyamoto}} {{DarkRedShirt}} Possibly under pressure from Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé, Christian uploads this video to deny his page on Encyclopedia Dramatica as officially as possible. He also forbids everyone from looking at it.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 16th, 2009]]''' (:50) {{Website}} {{ED}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris warns his [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]] that [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] has hacked his Tripod account again, so he informs them of his new Tripod account and website.

* '''[[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san]]''' ''17 [[January 2009]]'' (2:20) {{Video games}} {{Reason}} {{Miyamoto}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} During his talks with Shigeru Miyamoto to produce his own line of video games, Christian hits a snag when Miyamoto jumps to the conclusion that he is talking to a troll and not the real Christian Weston Chandler. To recover the trust of his business partner, Chris rushes to produce this video, in which he tries to appeal to Miyamoto's cultural background.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009]]''' (1:37) {{Homos}} {{Rage}} {{ClassicShirt}} Christian issues a scathing statement concerning hackers who used his email account to send messages to dozens of people saying Christian has come out of the closet. He denies this outrageous claim and proves his heterosexuality by stomping on the vibrator he has owned for years.

* '''[[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash]]''' ''19 [[January 2009]]'' (3:23) {{Reason}} {{Clyde}} {{ClassicShirt}} Christian begs [[Clyde Cash]] to stop torturing him for revenge over his brother's suicide. He suggests Clyde just get over it, and compares the death of Ryan Cash to the death of [[Patti Chandler|his dog]].

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009]]''' (1:35) {{Website}} {{JokerShirt}} Christian announces that sonichu.info, the site he created just days ago following the hacking of sonichu.net, has also been hacked. He promises his fans (especially the female ones) that he will restore his true website soon.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009]]''' (1:43) {{Miyamoto}} {{GreenYellowBlackStripe}} After weeks of talking about collaborating with Shigeru Miyamoto, Christian disappeared from the internet for several days around the time that he was scheduled to meet with Miyamoto in Redmond, Washington. Speculation grew that Christian was actually attempting to make this cross-country journey, until he finally posted this video, claiming to have just returned. Somehow you can just tell he hasn't even left his house since his last video.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 30th, 2009]]''' (3:24) {{Homos}} {{Rage}} {{Miyamoto}} {{TanWideLines}} Chris retracts his January 26 statement about having flown to Nintendo of America headquarters to meet Shigeru Miyamoto. He also angrily responds to Reggie Fils-Aimé and his complaint about a panty shot in Chris's PowerPoint presentation, a complaint Chris distorts into false allegations of nudity and characterizes as a general opposition to heterosexuality.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 31st, 2009]]''' (5:56) {{Miyamoto}} {{YellowRedStripeShirt}} Chris retracts his 30 January retraction of his 26 January retraction, and apologizes for his unprofessional behavior toward Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé. He then begs and pleads for Miyamoto and Fils-Aimé to merely postpone the Sonichu video game project indefinitely, rather than cancel it outright.

==February 2009==

* '''[[Chris Comes Out of the Closet]]''' ''5 [[February 2009]]'' (6:09) {{Homos}} {{Julie}} {{Clyde}} {{DarkRedShirt}} Threatening [[Julie]] with harm, Clyde Cash demanded that Chris come out of the closet on YouTube in exchange for her safety. Ambivalent about how to handle the situation, Chris posts a video in which he filibusters for nearly three minutes and finally declares himself to be a "Gaybian".

* '''[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]''' ''6 [[February 2009]]'' (2:58) {{Homos}} {{Julie}} {{Clyde}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} Christian explains why he had to make the two videos suggesting that he was gay, in order to satisfy an agreement with Clyde Cash. He then attempts to honor another agreement with Clyde by destroying his vibrator.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009]]''' (2:52) {{Homos}} {{Panda}} {{Julie}} {{GreenStripeShirt}} In this video, Chris briefly recaps his previous videos, announces a new website, and speculates that PandaHalo may have been killed in the Australian Bushfires.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009]]''' (3:20) {{Video games}} {{Miyamoto}} {{Julie}} {{Reason}} {{DogShirt}} Chris shows off his bedroom floor, in a bid to demonstrate to Clyde Cash that he has fulfilled his end of their agreement. Chris then follows up by reading a letter from Nintendo of America, responding to his private query about his negotiations with Shigeru Miyamoto.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009]]''' (2:30) {{Homos}} {{GreenYellowBlackStripe}} Chris opens by explaining that he's just finished filming a dedication for one of his sweetest [[Sonichu Girls]]. He doesn't name this female fan, but it's nevertheless clear that he's referring to [[Sarah May]]. Chris goes on to apologize for having ever said that he hates all gays.

* '''[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]''' ''20 [[February 2009]]'' (7:40) {{Sex}} {{Julie}} {{Leaked}} JULAYYYY

==March 2009==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009]]''' (2:26) {{Tragedy}}{{Julie}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris, visibly distraught after the outing of Julie, explains that he has been under a lot of stress lately. He tells his fans to not believe the trolls, and yet, they shouldn't believe him, since he's not wearing his medallion.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009]]''' (4:45) {{Homos}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris sees the March 8 episode of [[Family Guy]], "Family Gay," in which Peter Griffin becomes homosexual and Stewie cites Leviticus 18:22 in opposition of this development. In other news, Chris is hard at work on a new Sonichu medallion, and he publicly announces that he is withdrawing from the internet as a front in his Love Quest.

* '''[[Apology to Game & Hobby Place]]''' ''16 [[March 2009]]'' (:47) {{Video games}} {{Tragedy}} {{RedShirt2}} {{Game Place}} Chris apologizes to Michael Snyder of [[The GAMe PLACe]] so that he [[Chris and remorse|can buy Eye of Judgement cards]].

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009]]''' (2:03) {{Comics}} {{Ivy}} {{CaptainFalconShirt}} Chris explains a few recent happenings, or lack thereof. He expresses his hope that he'll win some Eye of Judgment tournament and get some special cards. He then goes on to make excuses for his predictable delays in turning out any new comic pages, and he makes a brief shout-out to [[Ivy]].

* '''[[CWC's Message for Ivy]]''' ''20 [[March 2009]]'' (:59) {{Crazy}} {{Ivy}} Chris sends a "romantic" message to Ivy that will haunt your dreams.

* '''[[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]]''' ''26 [[March 2009]]'' (5:52) {{Music}} {{Ivy}} {{PokeShirt}} Chris makes a "music video" to the song "Holding Out For a Hero" for Ivy. He also shows off new comic pictures in the process.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 26th, 2009]]''' (2:50) {{Comics}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris threatens to withhold comics from his fans if trolls refuse to leave [[Megan]] alone.

*'''[[Tour of Chris's House]]''' ''27 [[March 2009]]'' (8:59) {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} {{JerkopShirt}} Chris gives a video tour of the landfill that is his house.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009]]''' (2:48) {{Violence}} {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Outraged over the leaking of secret information that he undoubtedly freely distributed to some stranger on the internet, Chris blows his stack and expresses his outrage in the only outlet he has--yelling empty threats and dirty words on the YouTube.

* '''[[Chris Sings Lovin' You]]''' ''29 [[March 2009]]'' (1:45) {{Music}} {{Ivy}} {{RedBlueShirt}} In what is perhaps Chris's creepiest video to date, Chris delivers a short speech to Ivy and shows a few pictures. Chris's poor rendition of "Lovin' You" is sung in the background throughout.

* '''[[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora]]''' ''30 [[March 2009]]'' (5:33) {{Music}} {{Ivy}} {{DangerStripeShirt}} Christian gives a prepared speech about the importance of flatulence, and then sings about farting.

* '''[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]''' ''30 [[March 2009]]'' (5:23) {{Violence}} {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{BrownLogoShirt}} Christian rages against his ED page, and then abuses a doll with a picture of Clyde Cash attached to its face.

* '''[[Secret Weapon]]''' ''30 [[March 2009]]'' (:41) {{Comedy}} {{Clyde}} {{BrownLogoShirt}} Chris makes fun of Clyde Cash based on his "mugshot" (actually a picture of Lee Hotti).

* '''[[YouTube Finale]]''' ''30 [[March 2009]]'' (1:08) {{Clyde}} {{BrownLogoShirt}} Chris calls out to Clyde Cash again, threatening to beat him up. At the same time, he decides to withdraw from the YouTube scene... for now.

==April 2009==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 9th, 2009]]''' (1:16) {{Website}} {{VertRedShirt}} Chris posts his video on his new YouTube account, a week after saying he's leaving YouTube. He also announces his new website, http://www.cwcville.com.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate Easter Sunday, 2009]]''' (1:24) {{Ivy}} {{RedStripeShirt}} Chris announces the recent changes to cwcville.com, and lets his sweetheart Ivy know that he loves her.

* '''[[More for the crabs]]''' ''12 [[April 2009]]'' (:28) {{Ivy}} {{RedStripeShirt}} Chris gives a shoutout to Ivy's hermit crabs, [[Crass and Champ]].

* '''[[The Return of Kimmi]]''' ''12 [[April 2009]]'' (:50) {{Crazy}} {{Ivy}} {{RedStripeShirt}} Chris gives a shoutout to Ivy by kissing his blow-up doll taped with Ivy's face for a good 20 seconds.

* '''[[Bunny Hop]]''' ''12 [[April 2009]]'' (1:01) {{Racism}} {{Crazy}} {{Ivy}} {{RedStripeShirt}} Chris gives another shoutout to Crass and Champ by dancing like a child.

* '''[[A CWC Audition]]''' ''16 [[April 2009]]'' (7:46) {{Comedy}} {{Ivy}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} {{Leaked}} Chris video tapes himself in an audition with "[[Vanessa Hudgens]]".

* '''[[April 16 Fetish Vids]]''' ''16 [[April 2009]]'' (2:25) {{Sex}} {{Ivy}} {{CreepyRobe}} {{Leaked}} Three leaked videos showing Chris drinking his own semen, spanking himself, and dancing naked in the shower.

* '''[[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy]]''' ''17 [[April 2009]]'' (1:58) {{Crazy}} {{Ivy}} {{VertRedShirt}} Chris apologizes to Ivy by talking to his sex doll (with Ivy's face attached) before he makes out with it.

* '''[[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions]]''' ''17 [[April 2009]]'' (4:49) {{Tragedy}} {{Ivy}} {{VertRedShirt}} Chris apologizes to Ivy for cheating on her with Vanessa Hudgens with complete insincerity.

* '''[[Chris Calls Clyde Out]]''' ''23 [[April 2009]]'' (1:45) {{Crazy}} {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{VertRedGreenShirt}} After a nearly week-long silence, Chris finally speaks up again, this time calling out Clyde Cash.

* '''[[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"]]''' ''24 [[April 2009]]'' (7:14) {{Music}} {{Ivy}} {{ClassicShirt}} Chris does another music video, this time to "It's All Coming Back To Me" by Celine Dion, for his and Ivy's wedding.

* '''[[I Got A Fish]]''' ''27 [[April 2009]]'' (:12) {{Comedy}} {{Music}} {{ClassicShirt}} Chris gayly sings and dances.

* '''[[Power]]''' ''27 [[April 2009]]'' (1:06) {{Power}} {{Comedy}} {{Leaked}} Chris shows how "strong" he is.

* '''[[CWCFlyingElephants]]''' ''27 [[April 2009]]'' (6:54) {{Crazy}} {{CreepyRobe}} {{Leaked}} In what is possibly the most [[Chris and Reality|insane]] video he's ever made, Chris runs around in his room, naked, screaming [[random access humor|whatever comes to his mind]].

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]''' (6:04) {{Reason}} {{Ivy}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} In this set of videos, Chris addresses the 16 April release of video and pictures and admits what was already obvious--that the woman for whom he made the sex videos is Ivy.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 29th, 2009]]''' (:48) {{Comics}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} Chris apologizes for delays in any new comics and then leaves for a haircut.

* '''[[ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain]]''' ''30 [[April 2009]]'' (1:27) {{Crazy}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris dramatizes his [[biological clock]], which involves repeatedly hitting himself.

==May 2009==

*'''[[For My Sweetest Ivy]]''' ''1 [[May 2009]]'' (5:08) {{Sex}} {{Music}} {{Crazy}} {{Ivy}} {{RedShirt2}} Chris threatens Ivy with promises of sex and hanging out at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|the mall]] and sings a [[Mary Poppins]] song.

* '''[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]''' ''3 [[May 2009]]'' (3:03) {{RedBlueShirt}} Chris urges the Sonichu and Rosechu fanbase to keep up his [[Wikipedia]] page after it was deleted by Wikipedia Admins so that no more vicious lies and slander will spread about him on the internet.

*'''[[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE]]''' ''4 [[May 2009]]'' (6:36) {{Reason}} {{Homos}} {{CreepyRobe}} Chris tells Unilever to stop selling their products to [[homos]].

* '''[[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters]]''' ''20 [[May 2009]]'' (1:33) {{Reason}} {{Comedy}} {{Rage}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} A little bit of everything, Chris swears off falling for trolls, sings a silly song about being lonely, and tells the trolls to die.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]''' (2:50) {{Website}} {{VertRedShirt}} Chris explains that he has closed the cwcville.com domain and has no plans to reopen it in the near future. He also notes he won't be making as many videos in the future. He seems surprisingly cognizant of the fact that if he stops producing content on the internet then the trolls will have no new material to use against him.

==June 2009==

*'''[[Chris's Big Night Out]]''' ''12 [[June 2009]]'' (4:33) {{RedShirt2}} Chris visits a local bar/restaurant, where he encounters a pair of [[trolls|fans]] who record him.

* '''[[I'm Sorry, Dude]]''' ''15 [[June 2009]]'' (3:02) {{Homos}} {{Galpals}} {{Reason}} {{CreepyRobe}} Chris apologizes to his gal-pal Kim for offending her [[gay]] brother.

* '''[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]''' ''15 [[June 2009]]'' (2:02) {{Homos}} {{Music}} {{Audio}} Chris sings his own version of the song "Don't Trust Them New [[niggos|Niggas]] Over There", replacing "Niggas" with "Homos."
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==1994==

* '''[[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]''' ''26 [[February 1994]]'' (2:05) {{RainbowBoy}} {{Television}} {{Video games}} {{Leaked}} Christian wins a contest held in 1993 to promote the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoon. Chris was one of two grand prize winners, who each won a $1000 video game shopping spree.

==1998==

* '''[[Song of Christian]]''' ''15 [[May 1998]]'' (20:57) {{Rage}} {{Tragedy}} {{Leaked}} Chris, at age sixteen, reads a poem for his class. He fails miserably.

* '''[[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway]]''' ''4 [[June 1998]]'' (13:18) {{Video games}} {{Leaked}} Chris films a videos series on his Game Boy Camera.

==1999==

* '''[[Chris Chan in the PokéNews]]''' ''16 [[October 1999]]'' (2:02) {{Television}} {{PokeShirt}} {{Leaked}} The local news media do a fluff piece on the rise of Pokémon fandom, and Chris happens to be among the small children playing the game.

==2001==

* '''[[The City of Cwicville Tour!]]''' ''12 [[July 2001]]'' (:50) {{Leaked}} {{Direct Feed}} Chris films a tour of CWCville on his Game Boy Camera.

==2003==

* '''[[Animal Crossing Documentary]]''' ''22 [[November 2003]]'' (55:54) {{Video games}} {{Website}} {{Direct Feed}} {{Leaked}} Chris <s>spends</s> wastes a whole hour giving tours of his two towns in [[Animal Crossing]].

==2004==

* '''[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]''' ''7 [[June 2004]]'' (24:28) {{Video games}} {{Direct Feed}} {{Leaked}} Chris makes an anniversary tribute to his two parents in Animal Crossing, providing valuable background on his parents and how they met in a bar.

* '''[[So Need a Cute Girl#Music_video|So Need a Cute Girl]]''' ''20 [[December 2004]]'' (7:02) {{Music}} {{Sex}} Chris sings the first track by [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]].

==2005==

* '''[[Harvey Birdman Commercial]]''' ''24 [[February 2005]]'' (:30) {{Comedy}} {{ClassicShirt}} {{Television}} Christian enters a competition and attempts to make a commercial for the ''Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law'' Vol. 1 DVD set

==2006==

* '''[[Pixelated PS3]]''' ''28 [[November 2006]]'' (:54) {{Video games}} {{ClassicShirt}} Chris enters a ''Robot Chicken'' competition, ''"What would you do for a PS3?"''

==2007==

* '''[[KCWC broadcast|C.W.C.'s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics]]''' ''24 [[February 2007]]'' (1:34:12) {{Music}} {{Leaked}} The less said about this, the better.

* '''[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]''' ''24 [[February 2007]]'' (9:02) {{Reason}} {{ClassicShirt}} In celebration of his milestone 25th birthday, Chris proactively delivers his manifesto, and also summarizes the lessons he has learned in his life and how they should be applied.

*'''[[Soul Calibur#Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh|Soul Calibur: Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh]]''' ''1 [[May 2007]]'' (1:24) {{Violence}} {{Video games}} {{Rage}} {{Crazy}} {{Direct Feed}} Chris takes revenge against Mary Lee Walsh by attempting to beat up her effigy in a fighting game on the easiest setting.

* '''[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]]''' ''29 [[June 2007]]'' (3:18) {{Music}} {{Video games}} {{Comedy}} {{Stackhouse}} {{OrangeShirt}} Chris does a rap for the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] competition. [[Adam Stackhouse]] wins.

* '''[[CWC is Angry]]''' ''[[August 2007]]'' (2:15) {{Violence}} {{Rage}} {{Stackhouse}} {{ClassicShirt}} Chris shoots a photo of Adam Stackhouse to prove how angry he is.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]''' (8:11) {{Reason}} {{ED}} {{YellowRedStripeShirt}} In the first YouTube video posted by Christian since the launch of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page, Christian assumes the ED contributors have simply misunderstood him and his work, and attempts to re-introduce himself so that things can start over on the right foot.

==August 2008==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]]''' (9:52) {{Rage}} {{ED}} {{RedShirt}} After months of trying to either ignore or edit the Encyclopedia Dramatica page, Christian explodes with fury in this video.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008]]''' (2:13) {{Comics}} {{ED}} {{PokeShirt}} Chris, believing that a vast online Sonichu fan base exists to serve as his personal army, addresses only those Sonichu fans who do not hate him, telling them to send hate e-mail to [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] until the Encyclopedia Dramatica page is deleted, so that he can work on his Sonichu comics in peace.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008]]''' (4:42) {{Comics}} {{ED}} {{SouthAfricaFlagShirt}} Christian realizes that Encyclopedia Dramatica is down, and commands his followers to withhold donations for a new server. To sweeten the deal, he provides a sneak preview of the long-awaited [[Sonichu 7]].

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008]]''' (6:27) {{ED}} {{SeaGreenPolo}} In this video Chris concedes that, despite his best efforts, Encyclopedia Dramatica has successfully raised the funds needed to remain in operation, although he does not really admit failure in his campaign. Chris also reads from a form letter sent to him by Nintendo of America, and makes a personal army request for more e-fame.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008]]''' (12:06) {{Video games}} {{SeaGreenPolo}} Chris makes an extra long video to discuss the upcoming Sonichu video game by [[JK Productions]], which he would later discover was an elaborate prank.

==September 2008==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008]]''' (2:37) {{Tragedy}} {{Blanca}} {{Hill}} {{BlueRedSleeveRugby}} Chris realizes [[Blanca]] is a troll after nudes are leaked. He also asks his fans not to buy the Sonichu merchandise created by [[Jimmy Hill]].

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008]]''' (2:54) {{Video games}} {{Blanca}} {{Hill}} {{JerkopShirt}} {{Comics}} Chris now insists that Blanca is real and not responsible for tricking him after all. Chris goes on to inform his fans of bootleg Sonichu merchandise sold by Jimmy Hill, and calls for a boycott. He also gives an update on the progress of the Sonichu video game.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008]]''' (3:17) {{Galpals}} {{Music}} {{Stackhouse}} {{Panda}} {{DogShirt}} After nearly two weeks of near-total silence following the 9/11 attacks, Christian decides it is necessary to assure his fans that he has not committed suicide. He also implores his fans not to persecute Adam Stackhouse, as Christian himself has found it in his heart to forgive him for cheating in the Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown contest.

* '''[[Chris Sex Videos]]''' ''25 [[September 2008]]'' (1:49) {{Sex}} {{Crazy}} {{Panda}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}} {{Leaked}} Chris records himself on webcam masturbating and performing terrifying animal impersonations for future sweetheart [[PandaHalo]].

==October 2008==

* '''[[We're Being Watched]]''' ''8 [[October 2008]]'' (:17) {{Crazy}} {{Blanca}} {{GreenBlackTrim}} Chris attempts to mimic ''Æon Flux'' and states that Blanca was real.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008]]''' (3:33) {{Blanca}} {{OrangeShirt}} Christian issues a statement regarding the revelation that the trolls acting as Blanca have obtained his Sonichu medallion. He admits to having sent Blanca the medallion, but claims she has already returned it and that he has modified it to make it more difficult for trolls to make unofficial copies.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008]]''' (6:25) {{Video games}} {{Hill}} {{DogShirt}} Chris instructs fans to look out for Sonichu characters in [[Little Big Planet]] and reiterates that the Jimmy Hill merchandise is not official.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008]]''' (3:27) {{Tragedy}} {{Blanca}} {{Hill}} {{VertRedShirt}} Christian issues a statement on Blanca breaking up with him over the photo of himself wearing his mother's underwear. He also takes time to complain about rickyricardo123 stealing his medallion and Jimmy Hill plagiarizing his Sonichu.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008]]''' (7:37) {{ClassicShirt}} In an effort to get the heart-shattered Chris back in the mood to draw comics and post videos, the #sonichu chatroom convinced him to do a Q&A session, answering questions from his fans. This clip is perhaps best remembered for Christian's mockery of trolls who act like girls, which is ironic coming from a man who has worn his mother's underwear.

* '''[[Sonichu & Chris Chan in Guitar Hero World Tour]]''' ''27 [[October 2008]]'' (4:51) {{Video games}} {{Music}} Mentioned in the previous video, Chris introduces his representation of himself, and Sonichu artwork on his guitar, in Guitar Hero World Tour.

==December 2008==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008]]''' (2:37) {{Video games}} {{Comics}} {{Clyde}} {{VertRedShirt}} Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008 is Chris's first video log in over two months. He thanks his fans for helping him win a gift card in the GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes, offers condolences to the family of [[Ryan Cash]], and vows to complete the long-awaited Spring Break story for [[Sonichu 8]].
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