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Sonichu 2 Official Videobook

2026-04-05T23:03:43Z

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[[File:Sonichu - Issue 2, Cover.jpg|right|thumb|300px|''Sonichu 2'']]

'''''Sonichu 2'' Official Videobook''' is a series of videos made by [[Chris]], in which he reads and comments on ''[[Sonichu 2]]''. He started uploading these videos on 12 [[September 2009]]. Clearly suffering from a cold, Chris's previously incoherent speech and mannerisms become almost indecipherable.

*In Episode 7, we are introduced to the [[Anchuent Prophecy]]!
*In Episode 8,
{{quote|...Saramah's 'bout to launch a bow from her arrow...}}
:...need I say more?
*In Episode 9, the first assault on CWCville by [[Count Graduon]]!!
*In Sub-Episode 3, we learn that Mary Lee Walsh- I mean, [[Slaweel Ryam]] ISN'T REALLY A BLOND!?!
{{quote|THAT!? THAT'S A VIKING HELMET WITH DEVIL HORNS!}}

==Episode 7==

{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Episode 7: Anchuent Prophecy
| ytid = PjCmw4GP2Y4
| stardate = 12 [[September 2008]]
| Episode = [[Episode 6|6]]
| other = Featuring the voices of [[Sonichu]], [[List_of_Sonichu_characters#Keeper_of_the_Destiny_Cave|Old Man]], [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Cartoon CWC]], [[Walter Grisby]], and [[Nicole Rammer]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_1_Official_Videobook#Sub-Episode_2|Sub-Episode 2]]
| next = [[Sonichu_2_Official_Videobook#Episode 8|Episode 8]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

[''a little stuffed up''] Okay, now we are beginning our [[Speech Impediment|nexestallment]], [[Sonichu 2|Book Number Two]]. [''sigh''] Yeah, once again, all [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] material is [[Chris and copyright|copyright]] March 17, [[2000]], by me, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Any names or persons illustrate in any o'the Sonichu comic books, except that of myself that may seem similar to anyone in real life or fiction are [[List of Chris's lies|purely coincidental]], or otha-wise [[Parody|parodic]]. Anyway, here's the cover of Book Number Two. It's like the basic origin of like you know how I got my transformation. Capabilities.

====Episode 7: Anchuent Prophecy.====

In da mountain areas, there is- there is this cave protected by, uh, couple of- surrounded by couple of stone statues. And Sonichu's just whizzing around, checking things out, ahzuma day run. And then pra- and he shwhips by the, uh, cave, he's like, Ooh, thisisthefirstimeInotice, s-like badgs-track an' looks at it. And then he reads on the stat- uh this, one of the stone tablets that says, "Only the Creature and his Master of da Prophecy may enter dis Destiny Cave."

:"Creature a-master of prophecy?"

"Yes. On-ly those of the prophecy," says nearby stone tablet, which turns out to be... [[Pedofork|an old man]].

:"Forgive me, for I am the keeper of the Destiny Cave. [''wrong voice''] Oh my stars. [''right voice''] Oh my stars, you! You are the creature of the prophecy! We have much to discuss."

A while passes by after Sonichu and the old man discusses the, uh, situation, and then Sonichu whizzes back to me and tells me about the situation, s-so I reply, "So, let me get this [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|straight]]. You found a cave and an old man guarding it. The old man elaborated that you are da prophecized creature, at since I am your creator and father, I ab da prophecized master. And I am able to receive a special power by entering the cave with you and the cave keeper, is this true?"

:"Yeah, I know it seems [[Slow-in-the-minds|far-fetched]]. But da-crik-dik but wit' the cave carvings, I say it's worth a shot, sir."

:"Okay."

And then we both he- then we both head on over to the cave. I took my [[Son-Chu|car]], and Sonichu just waited for me over there. S- and the old man greet us he said, "Come! Let's fulfill the prophecy!"

So the two of us are, uh, [[mass debating|marveling]] the, uh, cave drawings as say ay do seem accurate, while the old man elaborates, "It was prophecized by the [[Cherokian Clan|ancient masters]] dat a re- reincarnation of our leader will take [[duck|pen]] in hand to combine a [[Pokémon|mouse]] and a [[Sonic The Hedgehog|hedgehog]], and give birth to a [[Things Chris has ripped off|new electric creature]]. Then the leader will place his [[Medallions of Fail|hand-made medallion]] on the pedestal and release the powers that were his, as well as his lady's and rival's powers. The powers will transform you all into the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|electric creatures]] with variable powers of good, bad, and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|peace]]. Also, [[Count Graduon|an evil]] will s- strike the day the original electrical creature finds this cave. Only the released powers can defeat the evil."

:"What? By finding this cave, I've released an evil? Shhw... boy do I feel special."

:[''sigh''] Sonichu, it's not your fault. So the jar-the-a jar this evil, I have to release the ancient powers? I do it."

:"That is correct, sire. Then stand over there, and I perform the chant."

Aight, so I place my medal on the ped- my medal on the my- on the medal pedestal, and then the, uh, two other columns have, wuh-dere itemss open up and then the sss- and the old man does his chat.

:"I KNOWS I LICK A MO ORK, IK CAN BUL IK CABMO, AH AH."

Which [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|backwards]], it can sound like, "LUM BAK AY CRAY OH PLOMO CLAY UH ZONA, AH HA." Eheh. [[Things Chris has ripped off#Space Ghost Coast to Coast|Take that, Zorak]]. [''sniffle''] Ad then my meadow levitates and it comes towards me, then- and then um filled with a pow- and then I'm started to fill with a power.

And Sonichu's just nearby, he's like, "Sir? Chris?"

And I'm in a daze, then in my head I was inner- I was intercepted by a ances- by an ancestor.

:"I am the [[Cherokian Ancestor|Ancient Leader]] o' tha [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee Clan]]."

:"Where am I? Sonichu? Old Man? What's going on here?"

:"You are Christian Chandler, my reincarnation."

:"Oh. Okay. Imapressed. Mmm."

:"With the powers you have released comes great responsibilities. Use your powers to help others and yourself when necessary. Your rival will show up to fight you, but your lady friend, [[Gal pal|gal-pal]], will help you against him and da evil. Do you understand?"

:"Yeah, I understand."

:"Now to atcess your powers, place your hands on'd your Sonichu medallion, feel the powers within you, and say 'Electric Hedgehog Power.' Try it once to return to Sonichu."

:"Thank you agcestor, I will do my best."

:"Take care, Christian."

:"ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POWER!"

[''FWSHWSHWSH!'']

DA-DA, CHRIS-CHAN SONICHU!

:"Papa? Papa?"

:"Sonichu?"

:"Yeah. And it looks like you are too."

:"What?"

And then ah l- I mean I'm looking at Sonichu when they talking and, and I look down. Uh wait a minute, where are my shirt sleeves? I look down and I notice my body's changed lil' bit, and then I got a tayal?

:"Sonichu? Fetch me a mirror!"

:"Okay, I found one."

And I look into it and then ah realize I am a Sonichu too.

:[''gasp!''] "I see. This must be part of my new powers. Cool! Ehhh."

And then Sonichu says, "Uhhhh Papa? I'm pretty much [[Honest Content|freaked out by all this]]. Let's just zap outta here."

:"Okay! Let's go."

Meanwhile after a really- having released the powers, the uh beams of light with there's- with the items [''sigh''] levi- [''sigh''] teleport towards their respective owners. Anoder meadow goes to [[Wes Iseli|Walter Grisby]], age 25, and then the- and then the power bracelets go towards [[Sarah Hammer|Nicole Rammer]], age 22, my gal-pal and friend. They were [[sweetheart]]s for a little while, but they bay- they broke up.

:"Ahhh."

:"Huh? Wha?"

To be continued in da next video. Stay tuned.

==Episode 8==

{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Episode 8: Chaos & Serenity
| video = {{#ev:youtube|-zPNU6bXa5o}}
| stardate = 12 [[September 2008]]
| Episode = [[Episode 8|8]]
| other = Featuring the voices of [[Walter Grisby]], [[Nicole Rammer]], [[Cartoon CWC]], and [[Sonichu]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_2_Official_Videobook#Episode 7|Episode 7]]
| next = [[Sonichu_2_Official_Videobook#Episode 9|Episode 9]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

[''still congested'']

====Episode 8: Chaos & Serenity.====

In da mind of Walter Grisby, he is intercepted by ''his'' [[Wasabi Clan|ancestor]].

[''wrong voice''] "Walter, your ancient-" Wait a minute.

:"Wait a minute, where am I? Who are you, what's going on?"

:"Walter, your ancient power h-has been released. Now you must seek and destroy your rival."

:"Rival, what?"

:"This is your arrival. Christian Chandler. You two were [[Speech Impediment|l-rivals]] in previous lives, and you still are.

:"Eh, okay. He did have a hint of [[Virgin with rage|jealousy]] against me. But anyway what do I do and what what what? What? What? What."

:"Release the power of yer Fireshock Pendant by centering your anger and shout, 'Fire burn off.' Transform now, and we'll begin training."

:"N'okay! FIRE BURN OFF!" [''PSHPSHFFFFSH'']

WES-LI SONICHU!

:"Awright then, let the training begin."

Meanwhile, in Nicole's mind, "Hm, whoa, what happened to my room? [''gasp''] Who are you?"

:"I'm the Kori- I'm the [[Queen of the Cherokian Clan|Queen of the Churrokee Clan]]. My [[Cherokian Ancestor|husband]] was da leader."

:"Ookay. Why am I here?"

:"The ancient powers of me, my husband, and this rival were just released. You hab been dispo- bestowed with the Lightning Bracelets."

:"I wonder why these things were on my arms."

:"You must use the power to bring serenity between my husband's reincarnation and his rival. Also you three must work togetter to stop the evil that was also released."

:"Hmm. How will I recotnize your husband's soul?"

:"His soul belongs to a friend of yourss. Now cross your bracelets and say, 'Graceful Lightning' to transform. I will teach the powers, then you must bring peace to the world, Nicole Rammer."

:"Wow. This is too much. I guess zis destiny. [''weakly''] Graceful Lightning~"

[''WSHWSHWHS-SMOOCH!-WSHWSHWSH''] SARAMAH ROSECHU!

:"Wonderful. There is much to learn."

Mental training goes by quickly, when they are in da minds. It's like as if [[Slow-in-the-minds|time slows down]] for everybody, when dey are in dere minds. Anyway. Meanwhile, about an hour later. About on- about near some truff terrain nearby [[Giovanni]]'s Gym & Base ne- at the Destiny Cave, So- me- Chris Sonichu and I are still in dere [''sigh''] er uh talking to each other.

:"Hmm. Well, thanks Sonichu, for helpin' me learn my new powers, electric attacks, hyper beams, and my speed."

:"Eh, no sweat, Pop."

:"Mmm. But I just can't figure out why I need to do to change back to normal."

:"Ah, don't worry too much about it, Pop. We'll figure out eventually."

Sonichu bops me on the chest and SWUUOINK-WOOSH! I transform back.

:"Wow."

:"Huh. Oy did was touch your chest mark; y'change back. Whuyaknow?"

:"Yeah. Thanks a lot Sonichu."

Eheh.

At about that time within W-Walter's mind, his training becomes complete.

:"Your training is complete, Wes-Li. Now, BEGONE. Go destroy Christian."

[''WOOSH''] Teleporty to batto near where Christi- where I- Sonichu and I are.

:"Okay, now'a find my rival, where is he? Aaah, there he is."

He recognizes me right away. Ad then nearby, ssssss-Saram-su-sss-Nicole ssslass-Saramah Rosechu was teleported nearby.

:"Hmm. The Queen said I'd find them around here somewhere."

But without her not realizing it yet, yerize he says- lez- Walter says, "All right Chris. Get ready for a barbecue." [''FWWWWWW''] "FIRE BLAST."

'Lil ways off, Saramah notices, "I wonder where... what the?"

Hmm...ooy um Sonichu and I are just finishing our conversuh- conversation sumpin'

:"Yaddayaddayadda, 'Oyuh'll tell ya whut..."

:"Hmm?"

Sonichu notices the fire blast coming in.

:"S-PAPA LOOK OUT."

[''WOOSH''] Dashes me out da way, as the fireflies lands on the ground.

:"Wow, that was a- wow. What a blast. Thanks, Sonichu."

:"That's okay, dewd."

:"I saw that! That guy fired on that man down there. Oh my gosh, that's Chris. W'thank God his Sonichu sav-uh-im- saved him. Buh-who?"

[''sigh''] And s- and Wes-Li nearalizes his miss and he's li- he lunch- jumps down towards them.

:[''sigh''] I'll ge'em this time."

Wes-Li jumps really high ad then comes craw- and curls up into a- into his sphere form- sphere... position and, l-and comments down towards me and Sonichu.

:"Whu-duh, SONICHU RUN!"

:"You don't have to tell ME twice! But during the stone age... [[Random-access humor|Boy you really need to tell those cavemen twice]]."

Heheheheh! RUN FROM THE DINOSAUR!

And we got out o' the way just in time as, uh, he hits the ground, lands about a few fee- few ways down. We both look back and notice that he went in, and th' he jumps back out safely.

And Saramah's like thinkin', "Wow this's gain-tense."

And den we take a look- glem- me and Wes-Li, we take a g'look [[Homos|into each other's eyes]]. Hmmm. And we're thinkin' bu- then Zhuramah wants to hear on the conversation.

:"I'll use my bracelet's power to hear those two."

And I'm like, "I see. As described in the prophecyyy." I'm thinking. Ad den I say, "I'm guessin' that you also have a secret identity. If so, who are you really?"

"Okay," s-replies Wes-Li. "I'll give you a clue. Your friend sat on my [[Pickle|lap]] and you had a jealous look on your face!"

:"No. Walter Grisby!"

:"You are correct!"

:[''gasp''] "Oh no, not Walter Grisby, I don't believe this!"

Hmm!

:"Who-a-you think you are for attacking us?"

:"I'm am y'arrival. Hahahaha."

Then we launch into our discu- into our conversation of argument.

:"Okey, I'll a'mit that with the- that was jealous of you because you get to spend so much more time with Sarah than I do."

I had an angry look on my face, and he has a smirk.

:"Yeah, whatever. My ancestor o' the Wasabi Clan wanted to rule the world, and the only way to do that..."

And I continue on with a thought, "Oh, but I only felt jealousy because [[List of Chris's lies|I care a lot about her]]. Eh, the reason I kept on it inside me for all this time was that I wanted [[China|her to be happy]], all things considered..."

And he c- and then Wes-Li continues on sayin, "...was to steal the [[Cherokian crown|Cherokian Clown]] from y' lousy Cherokees for centuries we of..."

:"...after all, I res- after all, I respett her feelings, and if she feels happier with you than I am, happy knowing that uhh we've been lifelong [[Gal pal|friends]], you know..."

:"...the Wasabi Clan... whut... wuz-asabi Clan cried trails of tears because we are never able to kill the King of the Cherokee Clan to get da marvelous Cherokian Clown..."

Ad den I finish up by saying, "Hey! I'm pourin' out my- I'm pourin' out my heart about how I care for my sweet friend- my best friend- my h-lifelong friend, why you dig into your pond of greed!"

:"Well, enough talk. Time to fight!"

And he comes launching- lunching at me with a punch, like a Mach Punch.

:Uh, he's coming fast I needa transform, and I don't have much time, good thing I laid this card down. "Agddivate Magic- Cra Ad-da-Addivate Trap Card: Magic Cylinder!"

He puts his hand in one cylinder and out the udder, it bops him on the head. Ahyuh! and then I transform!

:"ELETRIC HEDGEHOG POWER!" [''PSHWSHWSH'']

An' then suh- an'en Saramah realizes-s, thinkin', "Aw, he was jealous for me? Aw, that's so sweet."

Da-da! Hmm.

:"Hey, Wes- Ay, Walt, are you okay? How many life points d'you have let?"

[''HRRM! FWWWWW!''] He launches a flamethrower!

:"WAAAAAA!"

I gah da- da- duck outadaway but he singed my tay-al! [''sniffle''] I after I stop, drop, and roll to put out the flame.

:"You burn my tail! Now it's PERSONAL!"

[''rapid fire action!''] S'I give'em ma a Mach Punch of my own! BAM! A men- a-den he gets me wi' a Mega Kick! WHAM! I miss a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha]] attack 'at only I can etsecute, th'he hits me with a Sky Uppercunt, and he lands me on the ground.

:"Eheh. How many life points do you have left? A-heh."

A'then he toots the crown away from me f- aways from my possession there, and I had it.

:"How many life... thanks for the crown, dude!"

:"That's it, I can't take it anymore!"

And Saramah's 'bout to launch a bow from her arrow- an error f- an arrow from her bow and Walter's sayin', "Now it's time to say good-bye, Chris!"

:"WALTEEER GRISBY!" [''VWOOP-PWROON! PFFFFT!'']

:"AAAAAAAAA! Where dis non-sacra tree come from?"

And he's pinned to a tree, he drops the crown, and the nearby, I'm thinkin' I no-iss the all'ets happening, she zay.

:"Wow. She must be da lady o' peace ats described in da prophecy."

To be continued in the nets video. Stay tuned.

==Episode 9==

{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Episode 9: The Evil that Stomped CWCville
| video = {{#ev:youtube|rpsIQsJcccU}}
| stardate = 12 [[September 2008]]
| Episode = [[Episode 9|9]]
| other = Featuring the voices of [[Cartoon CWC]], [[Saramah]], [[Wes-Li]], [[Sonichu]], [[Slaweel]], and [[Count Graduon]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_2_Official_Videobook#Episode_8|Episode 8]]
| next = [[Sonichu_2_Official_Videobook#Sub-Episode 3|Sub-Episode 3]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

====Episode 9: The Evil that Stomped CWCville.====

Sir- Saramah hands me back my, uh Cherokian Crown.

:"Here Chris, I think this belongs to you."

:"Thank you. Who are you?"

:"My hedgehog name is Saramah. Excuse me. Walter Grisby!"

:"Hmm?"

N'Sh- she approaches him while he's still pinned to the tree. And he's alive.

:"I had given you my heart and soul! And you dare harm my best friend? I can't believe you would do such a thing! Like that! But you did! I should'a never hooked up with you!"

"Hooked up?" Walter thinks- realizes. "Nicole is that you?"

:[''gasp''] "Nicole?"

Then she grabs- and then she grabs the arrow wedged into his ch- wedged into his chest. And then she shouts out to him, "Yes Walt, and I say that we are through! I do not love you anymore!" Then she drag- then she pulls the arrow out, and then he screams out in pain!

:"[[Excel Saga|NOOOOOOOOOO]]-AAAAAAAAAAH!"

He falls to the ground; lands on his butt. He's like "Ow, damn! I hurt in three places!"

"I should leave- I should leave you bound to that tree but the three of us are destined to destroy the evil that's being that is lurking somewhere," and Saramah says.

And then I'm- and then I reali- and in response I say, "Oh yeah! The prophecized evil! I wonder where he'll strike!"

And Sonichu approaches me with the news.

:"Papa!"

:"Yes, Sonichu."

:"I just got a call from Rosey! There's a rock monster destroying CWCville!"

:"This must be the evil. Sonichu, go on ahead. We'll catch up!"

:"OK!" [''PFFW'']

He dashes away, then I tells- then I tell Nicole, "Nicole! There is a rock monster destroying CWCville! It may be the evil."

:"Then we have no choice: we have to go destroy it! Chris, stand there next to Walter!"

And then she t- and then she launches two arrows simultaneously at us, but instead of hitting us in the chest, they uh open up to r- to make up these e-electrical spheres around- that surround me and Walt- me and Walter and also one around herself that she created herself, and then she's like, "Let's Fly!"

And now we're levi- levitating about like half a mi- ma-half a mile above the ground. And then Saramah says "Chris, which way to CWCville?"

And I say, "Oh. Right. Nicole? Right, Nicole. About 25 miles due north thataway!"

:"Alright."

And then Walter's thinkin', "Whoa! This the best levitation trick ever," 'cause in real life he was a magician.

And then the three of us go dashin off towards at neckbreakin speed, and Walter is surpised.

:"WHOA!"

But a few ma- a few moments ago: the city of CWCville! A vibrant community, with happy people, cool chicks, business, and a frustrated male. Virgin. [''sigh''] W- what's goin on? Oh no! It's a giant bowl of monster! And that witch! Slaweel Ryam.

:"HAHAHAHA! I can shatter many hearts with this golem! And we'll take over da-"

"And yes," says Count Graduon in her wand. "We will take over the world."

:"You bet, ancient spirit!"

And then Count Graduon continues to say, "The Cherokian and Wasabi Clans may have put me away for centuries, but I will rule the world!"

And then goin' back up to a few minutes later, which is where we come in, the golem monster's destroyin' the city and then Saramah says, [''gasp''] "OH NO! That thing is huge! We gotta take it down! Chris, you know this world. That we're in. You know this world, any ideas?"

:"Hmm. Yeah, I think so. Nicole, shoot some arrows into its eyes. Wi- with fi- Wes, fire up its knees. Those things always have [[Excel Saga|weak knees]]. I'll go for the heart- for its hearts- I'll go for its heartspot, you know, where it would be located."

Let's! Wait! And the- and then Walter goes, "Ohh, my heat is broken... I don't know what's going on! What's the point?" He's depressed.

And I tell 'em, "Hey, buck up! My heart was previously shattered, and I'm not complaning! We have to destroy the monster before it's dur- before it destroys the city! Let's move!"

Then meanwhile just outside the City of CWCville Shoppin' Center, Rosechu's standin by- Rosechu's... standing by, waiting for Sonichu and everybody, and sayin. And she's thinkin, Sonichu... Father... if you're involved in fighting that monster, please be careful!

So Saramah is shootin' lighting arrows into its eyes, I shoot a tractor beam into its heartspot, and then w- and then Walter is sh- is firing up its ankl- is firing up its knees. And then st- and then suddenly- and then after a few attacks it s-2-stop- it stops attacking, and then it starts to topple over, but its still standing. So then I'm like, "Let's finish this! TEAM BLAST! BLUE BLUE FIREBALL ATTACK!"

The three of us get into s- spheres and we DISH-DASH-DISH! whack that thing in three places and it falls down, goes BOOM!

"OOWWwww," says Slaweel Ryam.

And then the- and then Count Graduon says, "You three may have thwarted out plans, but we will meet again, for I am Count Graduon!"

[''gasp''] That orb is talking? I'm thinking? The evil we're supposed to be- we were to destroy is him? And Slaweel Ryam has his cage? The evil was Count Graduon, not that golem! That golem was just a pawn of the de- of the evil.

:"Until another day, hedgehogs! HAhahahaha."

And then Slaweel cries away.

Then I'm sayin, "Wuuu, n'do use chasin' them now; we will meet again."

Then Sonichu and Rosechu come up and give us an update. And its like you know they just got here.

:"Father, I got here as fast as I could, but it looks like I'm late."

Then I tell 'im, "Don't worry about it; we s- we three saved the day." An' then we all transform back.

An' then so Nicole's sayin, "So Chris, how do I get back to Ruckersville from here?"

And then I say, "Well, there's a warp portal in my mayoral office in the CWCville mall. I'll get us a cab."

And Walte- 'n poor Walter. He's just turn his back on us, an' he's jealous and everything. So anyway, we get a cab. [''BEEP BEEP!'']

We head back over to CWCville Shopping Center and we teleport back to Ruckersville from CWCville, VA. [[Random Access Humor|It's a CWC teleport]]!

Then later on, Nicole and I are just uh talkin'- just catching up on thangs.

I'm like, "Are you ok Nicole?"

:"Yeah, I'm fine."

:"I just feel concerned since you broke up with Walter."

:"Oh don't worry about it; we've had previous disputes; 'n besides, he did lack something."

:"I see. So d'you have someone else in mind, or are you gonna take it easy for a while?"

:"Well, I did have someone else in mind! He's big, strong, and he's handsome!"

Oh... and I start to feel [[Chris and his Ego|a little uncomfortable]]... and I'm like [''wrong line''] D'oh! D'OH! D'oh... And I- I buck it up- I suck it in, and [''right line''] I say, "Oh really, does he have a name?"

:"Yes! His name is William!"

:"Hmm. Well, as long as he makes you feel happy! If he ever lets you down and out, just come to me and you may cry on my shoulders as much as you need."

:"Zhe-jhe- thank you! I appreciate your concern."

:"Hey listen don't be a stranger, be sure to stop by for a visit whenever you're in the neighborhood. It's always great to have you around, my old best friend.

[''sadly''] Dun-dun-dun. End of the episode for now.

==Sub-Episode 3==

{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Sub-Episode 3: Me 'n Sonichu in "Witch Confront"
| video = {{#ev:youtube|W0PKlFLdLiI}}
| stardate = 12 [[September 2008]]
| Episode = [[Sonichu_2#Sub-Episode 3: Christian Chandler & Sonichu in "Witch Confront"|Sub-3]]
| other = Featuring the voices of [[Cartoon CWC]], [[Slaweel Ryam]], and [[Sonichu]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_2_Official_Videobook#Episode 9|Episode 9]]
| next = [[Sonichu_3_Official_Videobook#Episode_10|Episode 10]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

Ah! Ok, before I continue to Sub-Episode 3, let me make ah- an elaborate statement that everybody should know about. I've seen YouTube videos and whatnot, about the... PVCCitizens, or the past stuff before the [[retcons|name changes and everything]]. But anyway, for th' whole time, it al- it always has the uh- my version of it- it always has and should be updated and changed to- from [[PVCC]] to the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]], also known as PVCCitizens. You don't get it without the 'citizens.'

And plus, Mary Lee Walsh. Ah- I'm sorry, Slaweel Ryam. The witch in the comic books. She never had blond hair. That!? That's a Viking helmet with devil horns on it! She was al- she h-always had long, straight gray hair under that helmet! Gray hair! She was never a blond! And that's PVCCitizens! So, get your act together, people! Fix it!

Anyway, moving on.

====Sub-Episode 3: Me 'n Sonichu in "Witch Confront"====

An obvious expansion from the short comic strip of [[Sonichu_0_Official_Videobook#March_18.2C_2004.|Us versus the Mastermind]].

Mmm. So anyways we star- anyways so we start off me taking in my thoughts here. Hmm.

:I have taken many blows in my life. But the most devastating were the blows from the witch- from that witch, S-Slaweel Ryam. During the- during the first few months of my [[Love Quest|sweetheart search]], she interrupted and intruded by destroying my [[Attraction Sign|advertisements]], at which that point she shattered my heart, hurt my soul, did so much damage to me really hurt. And she threatened to make me look bad. And I'm- an' I suck it in- I have- and I was so much weak back then, but I am much much MUCH MORE SALTIER NOW. Grown even more tough. Anyway, SHE MUST BE STOPPED, before others feel her heart-shattering wrath.

So later on, at PVCCitizens, the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens, in the office of Slaweel Ryam, the Dark Witch a' Hearts, she is makin' a s- makin' her stew of witchboy- stew of witchcraft.

:Double Double, Toil and Trouble!
:Fire Burn, and Cauldron Boy-Bubble!
:I shatter hearts as I please!
:I hurt them hard with the greatest of ease!
:HEHEHEHE!

And then I break in through a win'ow! [''PSWWW!'']

:[''gasp''] "Who dares intrudes upon all mine- upon my negative influence?"

I land on the ground, my back towards her. Then I turned around- my turn around my head towards her, and I say, "My name... is Chris-Chan Sonichu. I'm here to stop your heart-shatterers of evil. But more specifically, in the name of Christian Weston Chandler's heart, [[Sailor Moon|I shall punish you]]!"

:"Oh, that anime line and pose is so old! I'll destroy you using my Dark Magic!"

Woops! So she launches a magic ball at me, and then I- and then I run up- I dodge it. Easily. Then I launch a zh- Thunderbolt. But then she deflected it with her... pitch- with her red pitchfork broom- her red pitchfork that is also her broom. And then she launches a trio of magic spheres. And then I do a combination Double Team and Mirror Coat which launch all three spheres back at her and it hits her bad. So far it has been in defense- so far it was in defense, but then she's like, "Come on! C'MON!"

But then I tell her, "I was told never to hit any women. But since you insist!"

I hit her with a Mach Punch! WHAM!

And then she kicks me! So I give her a Mega Kick back! WHAM!

And she's got- lunges her pitchfork at me- but not puncturing me- but she hits my [[Medallion of Fail|chest mark]] and then she's- and then I feel- and then I feel the pain and it knocks me back and fall- into a fall- I fall onto the ground then I transform back into myself. She'f- and I'm thinking, shoot, she found my transportation spot!

So I'm lying- so I'm lying, near helpless on the ground, and S-Slaweel's exclaiming, "AHH, so, Chris-Chan! You ARE Christian Chandler. Hah. Well! I took your heart and soul, so I'll finish it! And not only will you never ever attract a boyfriend-free girl, you'll be heartless! EHEHEH! Goodbye!"

And she was about to stab me with her pitchfork! A lightning bolt comes in and knocks it out of her hand!

:"What?"

And then, yes, it's Sonichu, he comes to my rescue!

:"I stood by, in case som'n happened to my father."

And then I recover, and I like get up.

:"Thanks, Sonichu. I was down, now I'm up. I'm ok, Sonichu. Thank you. Anyway, SINCE you will not leave me alone on my Sweetheart Search, we have no choice but to fight you, and destroy you, Slaweel Ryam!"

:"HEHEHE!"

:[''together''] "One shot is all we get!"

Sonichu prepares his Thunderbolt attack, and I start my CURSE-YE-HA-ME~ And then she's thinkin' she's gonna be safe wit' her shattered hearts in her hands to fuel her rage and protection, but our attacks...

:"HA!"

:"THUNDER!"

...penetrate her magic shield and takes her down!

:"HEHEHEHaaah--AAAAAAAH!"

:[''together''] "YES!"

But then... the end? No, wait! Her witch brew is still a-boiling. That means... SHE AIN'T DEAD YET!

Dang! Stay tuned for the more comic pages to come on the videos. And enjoy. Have a safe day.

{{Videobooks}}
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, September 2009| 2009-09-12]]
[[Category:Official Videobook Episodes]]

Supporting Sarah May

2025-11-02T03:24:27Z

Panasonichu:

{{Incomplete}}
On 17 [[February 2009]], after a long chat session on [[Mumble 8|Mumble]], Chris along with [[Julie]] called [[Clyde Cash]] to ask for help on the situation involving [[Sarah May]]'s suicide attempt on [[Skype]].

Over a decade later, two audio recordings of the call were leaked by [[Statustjej]] on 27 [[October 2025]], which they claimed to have uncovered from a file named "'''30 minutes of nothing at all'''.zip".

==Audio==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Supporting Sarah May
|audio = {{#ev:archiveorg|rec_bluespiketh_17_Feb_2009_20_08_47}}
| Stardate = 17 February 2009
| Subject = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}, {{Galpals|text}},{{Homos|text}},{{Sex|text}}, {{Autism|text}}
| Saga = {{Julie|text}}
| previous =
| next =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
}}

==Transcript==
===rec bluespiketh 17 Feb 2009 20 08 47.mp3===
[''Recording starts in the middle of conversation.'']

'''Clyde:''' -heard something just went terribly wrong or somethin'.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Uh...

'''Clyde:''' What- what happened?

'''Chris:''' Mmm... Well, yeah, there was like a talk- there was like conversation between, uh, [[Julie]] and [[Sarah May]], and [''[[sigh]]''] things got a little chaotic emotionally and... we fear that- n- she and I fear that Sarah May may kill herself.

'''Clyde:''' W-what happened exactly?

'''Chris:''' [''sigh''] Couple times in the conversation when I was talking to Sarah, I w- I said Julie's name two or five times.

'''Clyde:''' My God, how can you make a mistake like that?

'''Julie:''' Chris, remember, he's trying to help us.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I- I- I glad- I don't know how I could make a mistake like that. Just happened. [''sigh''] [[Chris and remorse|But- and I realized I made the mistake, I apologized ''deeply'']], and...

'''Clyde:''' Well, you shouldn't- you're not- you're not gonna apologize to me, you should be apologizing to Sarah May!

'''Chris:''' Yeah. You're right, I should apologize to Sarah May.

'''Julie:''' I think we should have a moment of silence for the hopefully alive Sarah May.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Clyde:''' I- I- I don't understand how you could make that mistake... Usually that kind of thing happens [[For Julie's Eyes Only|during sex]], but not during conversation. My God...

'''Chris:''' Tell me about it.

'''Clyde:''' Di- I mean... [''two consecutive sighs''] this... this is difficult to think about. I mean, can you contact her now?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm- I'm going to send her an email.

'''Clyde:''' Any quicker way? I mean, email would probably be too late.

'''Chris:''' Mm, well, let me see if she's on Skype... and if I could the thing-

'''Clyde:''' Will she answer?

'''Chris:''' Uh, I dunno. I'm lookin'. Uh, she's- mmm... oh, sh- uh, sh- it says here she's not available... on Skype. Oh jeez. She changed her, uh, subtitle s- her, uh, saying that goes under her picture, saying "I just can't take it anymore. Julie, I'm sorry."

'''Clyde:''' That's... probably not good. Ah, man. I don’t know- I don’t know what… if she’s dead, I don’t know what Sarah May’s family gonna do.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I don’t know either.

'''Clyde:''' I mean, the whole [[Ryan Cash]] thing, man, my brother… The reason we didn’t go after you was because it was partially his fault as well but… I don’t know, this time you caused a mistake and-

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I did make a mistake. I made a false, uh accusation in pro- I made a false- false statement in protest of the [[ED]] page. It was-

'''Clyde:''' I know that. That’s the past. I’ve gotten over that, but-

'''Chris:''' That’s good.

'''Clyde:''' [[Sarah McKenzie]], my future child. Don’t wanna bring that up. This is more important. Is there any other way you can contact her?

'''Chris:''' Hmm. I’m- I’m typing the m- I’m sending her the message on the Skype right now.

'''Clyde:''' If-

'''Chris:''' I do- It’s not like I have- I do not have her phone number.

'''Clyde:''' I don’t know what her family’s gonna do to you. They could be just ruthless. I mean, [[Chris and the law|you’ve been in court before]], right? Do you have any defense for yourself?

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Umm, what do you mean? Like, an attorney?

'''Clyde:''' Sure. I mean, if you’re gonna go to court over this- Making a mistake like that, it’s manslaughter. Accidental cause.

'''Chris:''' Umm. I don’t really have a lawyer of my own at this point, but I’m sure I can find one. If- If the- If- If anything arises from this.

'''Clyde:''' You know where?

'''Chris:''' I’m sorry, “I know where?”

'''Clyde:''' Do you know where to find one?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, there’s lawyers in Charlottes- There’s attorneys in Charlottesville.

'''Clyde:''' Well, hopefully you get a good one. You don’t wanna get a bad one for sure.

'''Chris:''' Okay.

'''Clyde:''' It’s different to win and lose a case, man. Wouldn't wanna see you go to prison.

'''Chris:''' Well, thank you. Thank you, Clyde

'''Clyde:''' Look, it’s been a long time since your mom’s been back home. Just started driving again. Driving- Driving- Driving, and I’ve given a lot of thought into, you know, [[Vivian|my cousin]]’s been trying to help you for a while and I realize you need a lot more help than- I don’t know. You really need to seek more help.

'''Chris:''' I do not disagree with you. I do not disagree.

'''Clyde:''' I mean, you got that [[Rocky]] person.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, she’s a pastoral counselor at my church.

'''Clyde:''' Well, that’s more religious.

'''Chris:''' It’s like I confide in her as if she was a psychiatrist.

'''Clyde:''' How about another one? You gotta find, like, a-

'''Chris:''' She has a degree in that sort- In that field.

'''Clyde:''' But is she treating you with that degree? She’s been doing from- with religious stance, not from a psychological-

'''Chris:''' Yeah, she has.

'''Clyde:''' Do you know that for sure?

'''Chris:''' I know that because we have our meetings weekly.

'''Clyde:''' A psychiatrist would meet with you probably more often. I’ve only been to a psychiatrist once - maybe twice, I can’t remember - but it was a daily thing for about two weeks and then it was all done. You should probably find something like that: just a quick, intense session for a lot of things. Whatever’s on your mind.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, that’s- Rocky covers that field.

'''Clyde:''' But, like this is over her entire-

'''Chris:''' And plus- And plus, I can call her on my cellphone and talk about what’s on my mind as well.

'''Clyde:''' [''sigh''] Right after I told you about Sarah Mackenzie’s death, Julie told me that you went off to have sex with her or something.

'''Chris:''' [''sigh'']

'''Clyde:''' Why would you do that?

'''Chris:''' Okay, Clyde. I know it seems- I know it looks bad, but, you see, I heard about the fires in Australia the previous- the Sunday before from The Washington Post, so therefore- so the- I ha-

'''Clyde:''' Yeah, I know that.

'''Chris:''' So I got the tears and those emotions more less, uh, taken care of on that Sunday, and by the time you told me in the Mumble chat and, uh, you know… There was time between that and then uh- and then- And then befo- later when Julie and I, uh, talked at that time between you told me and that… I basically, uh, recovered since I got the majority of those sad emotions out of the way that Sunday previously.

'''Clyde:''' That seems like an awfully awful timing for that.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I-

'''Clyde:''' And Julie’s been talking about these cyber sex things: that you shouldn't do it anymore, at least before marriage or something like that, but… She explained a ton. But the times you did do it, she said you seemed to have trouble, you know, [[Mass debating|“getting there”]], you know what I mean?

'''Chris:''' I have trouble coming up with a good sugge- Good scenario.

'''Clyde:''' No, no, no, I mean, reaching, you know… Goddamnit.

'''Chris:''' I have reached an [[Cum|orgasm]] with Julie.

'''Clyde:''' “Reach an orgasm.” Man… But, it takes- She said it takes you a long time.

'''Chris:''' Well, because she’s not here in person. I tried usi-

'''Clyde:''' I mean, you got your imagination, man.

'''Chris:''' Well, sometimes my imagination doesn’t work as well as it could.

'''Clyde:''' Well, there’s things about the mind. Like you said, you had, like, random [[homosexual]] thoughts or something like that. Like, you had random thoughts. It’s possible to get rid of those, you know that, right?

'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, to push them aside and try to get back to the issue at hand, yes.

'''Clyde:''' No, there’s an actual way to get rid of those kind thoughts. I mean, I've been driving people for a living. We often talk about these things. I got two cases like yours. I mean, like, what kinda thoughts do you have that interfere?

'''Chris:''' Like, it can be considered anything that’s different from the main topic, I guess, you know.

'''Clyde:''' Well, could you be specific because you know I’m able to help. I’ve helped a few people with this because I’ve actually, you know, had sex.

'''Chris:''' Alright, alright, alright.

'''Clyde:''' So I could help with this, and my first few times, as I told you, were bad. But I can help you with this so your first time after marriage is good.

'''Chris:''' Alright, so sometimes, randomly an image of a penis will pop up in my head and that just- and that just turns me- and that just turns me off.

'''Clyde:''' Well, is it [[Duck|yours]]? Is it [[Pickle|someone else’s]]? Because if it’s yours, it’s fine, you know, thinking about yourself.

'''Chris:''' Well, you see, I don’t remember exactly. It could’ve been mine. It could've been one I've seen in the [[pornography]]. But it’s kinda hard to tell, because, you know, it’s like a camera flash.

'''Clyde:''' I see. Anything else?

'''Chris:''' And also, the, uh-

'''Clyde:''' That doesn’t seem- I mean, sometimes I think about that. It doesn’t affect me.

'''Chris:''' But also the audio accusations that I’ve heard from people from among my- from among my disloyal fanbase. And also, uh, the ED page, and even reading the words in the- Even reading the words, that uh, hmm, say- Read the words: “My name” is gay. Christian. The sentence is like-

'''Clyde:''' I don’t understand.

'''Chris:''' The sentence is like, uh, “them call me gay”, and that bothers me.

'''Clyde:''' Well, that’s a different issue, I mean… If you’re turned off by that: I mean, people who, like, think about other men during sex, that’s different. This is something else. I mean, why would that affect you that much. You know it’s not true, right?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, because they were theorizing wrong, and for the while I was trying to clear up my name and prove to them that I wasn’t- that I wasn’t gay. I was straight.

'''Clyde:''' What do you think makes people think that you’re gay? What do you think you’re doing?

'''Chris:''' Possibly some of the images I’m drawing in my comics could be misinterpreted to make them seem gay or something like that. And, plus, also, there was the loose talk of me getting the [[dildo]], of which, by the way, I got for f- as a free bonus gift with purchase of a female love doll from AdamAndEve.com. And another free gift that came later… Uh, a set of anal beads, which I never used that either.{{refn|group="footnote"|Chris did use the anal beads.}} So it’s between the loose talk of those free gifts and them making- and them making- making up theories that are false and wrong.

'''Clyde:''' But that shouldn’t affect you during sex, is the thing.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, hmm. But, still, not just during sex but also, you know, even when I'm not having sex or even just any other- Any other time of the day, and it’s just- And it just bothers me.

'''Clyde:''' See, that just- That’s different. Talking like a gay person, if you always keep thinking about those things.

'''Chris:''' I don’t always think about them.

===rec bluespiketh 17 Feb 2009 20 48 26.mp3===
{{Transcript}}

=Notes=
<references group="footnote"/>
{{JulieSaga}}
{{FanChats}}
[[Category:Julie Saga]]

Supporting Sarah May

2025-11-02T03:20:38Z

Panasonichu: /* rec bluespiketh 17 Feb 2009 20 08 47.mp3 */

File:0941-CWCMakesAWish.JPG

2025-09-24T06:12:14Z

Panasonichu:

Talk:Flutter

2023-10-18T16:49:18Z

Panasonichu: /* Proposing a Flutter policy */

===Proposing a Flutter policy===
It’s no secret that Christorians have bad actors amongst their ranks. It’s only a matter of time someone figures out her identity. Given that Chris met her in Lynchburg it’s highly likely she’s mentally handicapped in some capacity due to Chris living in a group home during the time he was located there. So since she’s likely to be an innocent bystander I think we should adopt a wallflower style policy for if/when her identity is revealed by either a ween or Chris himself.

Given what recently happened with the suitress policy we should also be willing to revoke it if we later find out she actually has trollish intent.
[[User:Homsar|Homsar]] ([[User talk:Homsar|talk]]) 09:20, 18 October 2023 (EDT)

:Chris mentions in his [[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021|latest video]] that Flutter reached out to him while he was in jail. That doesn't make it sound like he just happened upon her in Lynchburg, hardly making her an "innocent bystander" to me. In addition, there is currently zero indication that Flutter is mentally disabled in any way besides conjecture. Fiona actually was, and her policy was still rescinded. I don't think these reasons are a good enough argument for yet another censorship policy. [[User:Panasonichu|Panasonichu]] ([[User talk:Panasonichu|talk]]) 12:49, 18 October 2023 (EDT)

Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned

2023-10-17T01:22:41Z

Panasonichu:

'''Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned''' is a video uploaded to Chris's YouTube channel on 16 [[October 2023]]. It is notable for being the first upload post-[[Jail Saga]]. In the video's description, Chris links to [[Praetor]]'s online shop [[OfficialCWCmart]], indicating he is still in business with the group.

The video is about 9 minutes long and consists of Chris singing two songs from Pokemon in front of a green screen, interspersed with brief messages to his viewers in what seems to be an incredibly loose talk show/podcast format. Throughout the video, clips of Chris dancing are overlaid on top of the video. Overall, unlike [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|his previous attempts]] [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown#Master Onion A-La Mode|at singing or making music videos]], the production quality is a lot higher, which suggests that other people could have been involved in the video's creation (though in the description, Chris insists that he edited the video himself.)

Despite the improved production quality, the video somehow manages to land among the most baffling and incoherent content Chris has ever produced.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Dug75NnyLPQ}}
| stardate = 16 [[October 2023]]
| subject = {{Music|text}} {{Trollsicon|text}} {{Other|text}}
| Saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}} {{Business|text}} {{Praetor|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt =
| other =
| previous = [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Walmart (September)]]
| next =
}}

==Description==
{{quotebox|Glory be to all who are Light Powered, Good, Righteous and Neutrals with ability to be Good. There is only good remaining on this Earth in this Universe and Timeline as we survive and continue onward in Light Powered Glory. The worst of toxic sinners are left behind and gone; now we redeem the remainder of the minority who remain. All is and shall be good with the Ultimate Miracle and the Dimension Merge's completion. Let your auras and chakras be aligned and healed.

This pair of reworded songs are appropriate with the fall of the toxic ones and the rise of the Light Powered and Good.

I have been taught to use more advanced programs for video editing and then some.

Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/OfficialCWCmart/

Thank you and Bless you all; be safe and well.
Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime.

Music used: 
Viridian City - Instrumental 
• Jason Paige & Andre Betts - Viridian ... 
Double Trouble - Instrumental 
• Double Trouble (Team Rocket) Instrume...}}
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2023]]

{{collapsible|Transcript|This is the boss, and I'm sick of waiting.
Get your crap together, and stop following those twerps.

[''Singing'']

Prepare for stupid, make it lucid

Prepare for stupid, make it lucid

Oh, we'll focus on one mouse

Must we get it, we'll rule the house

I'll be the doof

I'll cause a fuss

I'll be a major ... dumbass

Prepare for stupid, make it lucid

Prepare for stupid, make it lucid

To really devastate the entire world

To divide and segregate everyone

Truth and love don't mean a thing

We really sunk well below

Jess... Jay...

Team Rocket crashing hard into the earth

We'll fight you now and widen our girth

Oh yeah!

Team Rocket stupigy-stupid stupigy-stupid lucid stupid lucid stupid

Being stupid is all you're worth

Team Rocket stupigy-stupid stupigy-stupid lucid stupid lucid stupid

Being stupid is all you're worth

We'll never get paid for it

Prepare for stupid, make it lucid

Prepare for stupid, make it lucid

We're Team Rocket, and we lose to the SPCA

For what?

I don't know.

Have we ruled the Earth yet?

What's our plan worth, if we're not the man?

We epic fail and land in jail

Then I'll get you out, on Trump's lack of bail

Team Rocket stupigy-stupid stupigy-stupid lucid stupid lucid stupid

Being stupid is all you're worth

Team Rocket stupigy-stupid stupigy-stupid lucid stupid lucid stupid

Being stupid is all you're worth

We'll never get paid for it

[''creepy laugh'']

We're Team Rocket, and we lose to the SPCA

For what? I don't know

But we rule the earth yet?

What's our plan worth if we're not the man?

We epic fail and land in jail

[''creepy laugh'']

Uh, what's a used plan worth?

I don't know, but it's certainly quite dumb enough

eeeeehhhhhhhh Here they come again guys eehhehhhhh uh? [''blows a raspberry''] Heh!

Team Rocket stupigy-stupid stupigy-stupid lucid stupid lucid stupid

Being stupid is all you're worth

Team Rocket stupigy-stupid stupigy-stupid lucid stupid lucid stupid

Being stupid is all you're worth

Team Rocket stupigy-stupid stupigy-stupid lucid stupid lucid stupid

Being stupid is all you're worth

Team Rocket stupigy-stupid stupigy-stupid lucid stupid lucid stupid

Being stupid is all you're worth

Team Rocket stupigy-stupid stupigy-stupid lucid stupid lucid stupid

Being stu....

LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET'S CRASHING DOWN AGAIN!

Booomm!

[''Chris stops singing as the song ends'']

Oh I [''cut in the video'']

Yay and merrily to everyone. Welcome to this. That song you just heard; that was-a dedicated to all the lingering and blocked toxic haters, s'fakers, and darkest sinners that came from the 1218 half of our Earth that has been bugging us for the longest of time. And why r'they still lingering? You're not supposed to be doin' that. Come on, get outta the picture already. You're long gone! [''snaps'']

Hm, but anyway yesss. T-the Ultimate Miracle Chaos Control, I ascend and make my return to the internet and all that is good and wellbeing.

I am divined and conneted to everything, and I know, and not know, at the same time. Between the consciousness, the subconsciousness, and the unconsciousness. I know all, I see all, I foreknow all. I've been there, done that, [''snaps''] everything.

So now, with that, we are still admist our dimension merge completion and a moment of futureassed as you shall learn shortly enough, with the events that happened back in late February 2006.

But for now, we are [''clap''] on the road on the road. [''cut in the video'']

[''Singing again'']

On the road, on the road, on the road

On the road, on the road, on the road .. on the road

On the road to the city of Cwcville

on the road, on the road

On the road to the city of Cwcville

then.. the city of Cwc..

We're on the road getting stronger

yah... stronger..

We left our home in Vir-gin-yah

uh huh, getting stronger

Well here's the plan, we're gunna head out around the world

[''gasp for air'']

Time to collect and save everyone

Gotta save em' all

We keep on tryin', ehh then we try some more

To get to the place that's worth fighting FOOO-OOR

I'm on the road, I'm on the road

To the city of Cwcville

Meet my friends along the way

On the road, to the city of Cwcville

I've got a badge and the power to ZAP IT UP

[''edited demonic and slow''] To the city of Cwcville

The city of Cwcville

Ya boo a beh, and built a team

And workin' out, fighting all power

That's inside

mm back

In a moment that is yours, and yours and mine

We're gunna run to keep and catch up

And we're the speedy partners, we win the race

We keep on tryin', and then we'll try some more

To get to the place that's worth fighting for!

I'm on the road, to the city of Cwcville

Meet my friends along the way

On the road to the city of Cwcville

I've got a badge and the power

I'm on the road to the city of Cwcville

meet my friends and ehhh...

City of Cwcville

On the road to the city of Cwcville

make friends on the way.. on the way!

[''something crashes in the background'']

On the road to the city of Cwcville

City of Cwcville

On the road to the city of Cwcville

ohh, City of Cwcville

On the road to the city of Cwcville

hmm-mm, City of Cwcville

On the road to the city of Cwcville

hmm, City of Cwcville

On the road to the city of Cwcville

huhuh City of Cwcville

On the road to the city of Cwcville

suh.. City of Cwcville

[''The song finally ends'']

Hahah, perfet. Perf- [''cut off'']

So yeah, I'm back. I'm proud, I'm more motivated, I've got the boundaries set. So, later haters, fakers, y'all gone. We're sticking with good, positivity, light power and [''snaps''] L-Righteousness. Keep on zappin' it up.

Y'all the good ones, the good light powerand righteousness, you all continue to do excellent and very well. I know so, cuz I've got all these crosses on the palms of my hands. And the images- and the etchings of where I have been hung on that cross back in Nazareth many a millenia ago. [''claps'']

[''uncomfortable stare'']

See y'all later. [''snaps'']
}}

Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned

2023-10-17T01:22:20Z

Panasonichu: Adapted from the version from the Discord. Thanks to knelson.

{{transcript}}

'''Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned''' is a video uploaded to Chris's YouTube channel on 16 [[October 2023]]. It is notable for being the first upload post-[[Jail Saga]]. In the video's description, Chris links to [[Praetor]]'s online shop [[OfficialCWCmart]], indicating he is still in business with the group.

The video is about 9 minutes long and consists of Chris singing two songs from Pokemon in front of a green screen, interspersed with brief messages to his viewers in what seems to be an incredibly loose talk show/podcast format. Throughout the video, clips of Chris dancing are overlaid on top of the video. Overall, unlike [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|his previous attempts]] [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown#Master Onion A-La Mode|at singing or making music videos]], the production quality is a lot higher, which suggests that other people could have been involved in the video's creation (though in the description, Chris insists that he edited the video himself.)

Despite the improved production quality, the video somehow manages to land among the most baffling and incoherent content Chris has ever produced.

==Video==
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| name = Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Dug75NnyLPQ}}
| stardate = 16 [[October 2023]]
| subject = {{Music|text}} {{Trollsicon|text}} {{Other|text}}
| Saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}} {{Business|text}} {{Praetor|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt =
| other =
| previous = [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Walmart (September)]]
| next =
}}

==Description==
{{quotebox|Glory be to all who are Light Powered, Good, Righteous and Neutrals with ability to be Good. There is only good remaining on this Earth in this Universe and Timeline as we survive and continue onward in Light Powered Glory. The worst of toxic sinners are left behind and gone; now we redeem the remainder of the minority who remain. All is and shall be good with the Ultimate Miracle and the Dimension Merge's completion. Let your auras and chakras be aligned and healed.

This pair of reworded songs are appropriate with the fall of the toxic ones and the rise of the Light Powered and Good.

I have been taught to use more advanced programs for video editing and then some.

Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/OfficialCWCmart/

Thank you and Bless you all; be safe and well.
Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime.

Music used: 
Viridian City - Instrumental 
• Jason Paige & Andre Betts - Viridian ... 
Double Trouble - Instrumental 
• Double Trouble (Team Rocket) Instrume...}}
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2023]]

{{collapsible|Transcript|This is the boss, and I'm sick of waiting.
Get your crap together, and stop following those twerps.

[''Singing'']

Prepare for stupid, make it lucid

Prepare for stupid, make it lucid

Oh, we'll focus on one mouse

Must we get it, we'll rule the house

I'll be the doof

I'll cause a fuss

I'll be a major ... dumbass

Prepare for stupid, make it lucid

Prepare for stupid, make it lucid

To really devastate the entire world

To divide and segregate everyone

Truth and love don't mean a thing

We really sunk well below

Jess... Jay...

Team Rocket crashing hard into the earth

We'll fight you now and widen our girth

Oh yeah!

Team Rocket stupigy-stupid stupigy-stupid lucid stupid lucid stupid

Being stupid is all you're worth

Team Rocket stupigy-stupid stupigy-stupid lucid stupid lucid stupid

Being stupid is all you're worth

We'll never get paid for it

Prepare for stupid, make it lucid

Prepare for stupid, make it lucid

We're Team Rocket, and we lose to the SPCA

For what?

I don't know.

Have we ruled the Earth yet?

What's our plan worth, if we're not the man?

We epic fail and land in jail

Then I'll get you out, on Trump's lack of bail

Team Rocket stupigy-stupid stupigy-stupid lucid stupid lucid stupid

Being stupid is all you're worth

Team Rocket stupigy-stupid stupigy-stupid lucid stupid lucid stupid

Being stupid is all you're worth

We'll never get paid for it

[''creepy laugh'']

We're Team Rocket, and we lose to the SPCA

For what? I don't know

But we rule the earth yet?

What's our plan worth if we're not the man?

We epic fail and land in jail

[''creepy laugh'']

Uh, what's a used plan worth?

I don't know, but it's certainly quite dumb enough

eeeeehhhhhhhh Here they come again guys eehhehhhhh uh? [''blows a raspberry''] Heh!

Team Rocket stupigy-stupid stupigy-stupid lucid stupid lucid stupid

Being stupid is all you're worth

Team Rocket stupigy-stupid stupigy-stupid lucid stupid lucid stupid

Being stupid is all you're worth

Team Rocket stupigy-stupid stupigy-stupid lucid stupid lucid stupid

Being stupid is all you're worth

Team Rocket stupigy-stupid stupigy-stupid lucid stupid lucid stupid

Being stupid is all you're worth

Team Rocket stupigy-stupid stupigy-stupid lucid stupid lucid stupid

Being stu....

LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET'S CRASHING DOWN AGAIN!

Booomm!

[''Chris stops singing as the song ends'']

Oh I [''cut in the video'']

Yay and merrily to everyone. Welcome to this. That song you just heard; that was-a dedicated to all the lingering and blocked toxic haters, s'fakers, and darkest sinners that came from the 1218 half of our Earth that has been bugging us for the longest of time. And why r'they still lingering? You're not supposed to be doin' that. Come on, get outta the picture already. You're long gone! [''snaps'']

Hm, but anyway yesss. T-the Ultimate Miracle Chaos Control, I ascend and make my return to the internet and all that is good and wellbeing.

I am divined and conneted to everything, and I know, and not know, at the same time. Between the consciousness, the subconsciousness, and the unconsciousness. I know all, I see all, I foreknow all. I've been there, done that, [''snaps''] everything.

So now, with that, we are still admist our dimension merge completion and a moment of futureassed as you shall learn shortly enough, with the events that happened back in late February 2006.

But for now, we are [''clap''] on the road on the road. [''cut in the video'']

[''Singing again'']

On the road, on the road, on the road

On the road, on the road, on the road .. on the road

On the road to the city of Cwcville

on the road, on the road

On the road to the city of Cwcville

then.. the city of Cwc..

We're on the road getting stronger

yah... stronger..

We left our home in Vir-gin-yah

uh huh, getting stronger

Well here's the plan, we're gunna head out around the world

[''gasp for air'']

Time to collect and save everyone

Gotta save em' all

We keep on tryin', ehh then we try some more

To get to the place that's worth fighting FOOO-OOR

I'm on the road, I'm on the road

To the city of Cwcville

Meet my friends along the way

On the road, to the city of Cwcville

I've got a badge and the power to ZAP IT UP

[''edited demonic and slow''] To the city of Cwcville

The city of Cwcville

Ya boo a beh, and built a team

And workin' out, fighting all power

That's inside

mm back

In a moment that is yours, and yours and mine

We're gunna run to keep and catch up

And we're the speedy partners, we win the race

We keep on tryin', and then we'll try some more

To get to the place that's worth fighting for!

I'm on the road, to the city of Cwcville

Meet my friends along the way

On the road to the city of Cwcville

I've got a badge and the power

I'm on the road to the city of Cwcville

meet my friends and ehhh...

City of Cwcville

On the road to the city of Cwcville

make friends on the way.. on the way!

[''something crashes in the background'']

On the road to the city of Cwcville

City of Cwcville

On the road to the city of Cwcville

ohh, City of Cwcville

On the road to the city of Cwcville

hmm-mm, City of Cwcville

On the road to the city of Cwcville

hmm, City of Cwcville

On the road to the city of Cwcville

huhuh City of Cwcville

On the road to the city of Cwcville

suh.. City of Cwcville

[''The song finally ends'']

Hahah, perfet. Perf- [''cut off'']

So yeah, I'm back. I'm proud, I'm more motivated, I've got the boundaries set. So, later haters, fakers, y'all gone. We're sticking with good, positivity, light power and [''snaps''] L-Righteousness. Keep on zappin' it up.

Y'all the good ones, the good light powerand righteousness, you all continue to do excellent and very well. I know so, cuz I've got all these crosses on the palms of my hands. And the images- and the etchings of where I have been hung on that cross back in Nazareth many a millenia ago. [''claps'']

[''uncomfortable stare'']

See y'all later. [''snaps'']
}}

The Chris-Chan Show

2023-09-21T03:46:19Z

Panasonichu: /* AfroNinja360's Animation */

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|-
| '''Created by'''
|Liquid Chris and AfroNinja360
|-
|'''Seasons'''
|1
|-
|'''Episodes'''
|1
|-
|'''Original Run'''
|29 November 2020 – 29 November 2020
|-
|}

{{quote|Partially unlisted because I felt a wash of shame realizing a Chris Chan animation was on my channel. Extremely appreciative of the response to the way this looked!|AfroNinja360 on why he made the video unlisted.}}

'''''The Chris-Chan Show''''' is a fictitious television program about the life of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], a spiritual successor to ''[[Sonichu the Animated Series|Sonichu: The Animated Series]]''... Or at least it would be, if there were any plans to do an entire series based on an animated intro to said fictional show.

The video itself was created as a tribute to [[Saga#Classic Chris Era (27 October 2007 to 20 March 2010)|the "Classic Era" of Chris-Chan]], featuring no references to anything following [[100 2357.MOV|his temporary retirement from the internet at the end of 2010]].

In spite of the fact that it is a fan animation, [[Chris and reality|Chris has insisted that it is a real intro for a real television series]] [[Dimensions#N-641|in Dimension N-641]].

==Background==

''The Chris-Chan Show'' first began life as a [[parody]] of the theme song to ''{{w|The Cleveland Show}}'' ([[Family Guy#The Cleveland Show|a show that Chris personally doesn't care for]] in spite of his enjoyment of the parent series ''{{w|Family Guy}}''). The song, naturally, feature modified lyrics to reflect various aspects Chris's internet life prior to [[Transgender|becoming a Tomgirl]]. The song itself was written and performed by [[Liquid Chris]] at an indeterminate point in time – either just before, or just after, retiring from actively trolling Chris and having a happily married life with his [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|sweetheart]] [[Kacey]]. The original video was lost with the deletion of its creator's [[YouTube]] channel, but was later reinstated by the same creator under a new username in [[2015]].

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Before the song was reuploaded to a different account, YouTuber BigVanElecMan created a version of the intro with limited animation using [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST images]] of Chris and anything else he could find on Google Image Search. Unlike the song, the intro features some shots alluding to [[26 December 2014|the Gamestop incident and its legal fallout]], alongside [[Tomgirl Pictures|Chris's crossdressing habits]] that sprung up well after the time of [[Trolls#The Miscreants|The Miscreants]]. It also ends with [[For Julie's Eyes Only|Chris's infamous sex tape with Kimmi]].

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| stardate = 30 [[July 2015]]
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Although [[Saga#Liquid Chris Saga (21 June - 10 November 2009)|the Liquid Chris Saga]] is one that's popular with Christorians, the song itself would remain relatively obscure until [[2020]].

==AfroNinja360's Animation==

Nearly five years after the theme song was uploaded, alongside the proof-of-concept animation, animator AfroNinja360 came across the audio and decided to make a more fluid animation reflecting Chris's life before the death of [[Bob Chandler|his father]]. He noted that he did this animation mostly for fun, because he personally thought that animated videos making fun of Chris-Chan were "a tired subject". AfroNinja360 eventually unlisted the video (meaning that only those with the link can actually watch it), although he noted that he was pleased with the response.

AfroNinja360 deleted his upload of the clip around the time of the [[Affair with Mother|incest]] fallout, however it had been mirrored by user "ReuploadChannel" on 1 December 2020.
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{{Quote|'''Solid Chris:''' [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|This does not even deserve a Captain's Log introduction... BECAUSE THIS IS DEAD SERIOUS.]]

'''Liquid Chris:''' [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|My name is Christian C.]], and I am proud to be

Playing my [[PlayStation 3|PS3]], with my [[Virgin with rage|virginity]]!

There's [[Clyde Cash|old]] [[Jimmy Hill|trolls]], and [[Liquid Chris|new]] [[Surfshack Tito|trolls]], and [[Christopher's name change|God and the Bear]]!

[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], mine since [[Count Graduon|Senior Year]]!

And so [[CWCville|I've found a place]], where there are no [[Homos]].

My happy manchild face, this is ''The Chris-Chan Show''!

Ha-ha-ha! Mm... Yeah.|''The Chris-Chan Show'' Theme Song}}

==Chris's Reaction==

While [[Spirit possession|being "possessed" by]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], Chris [[November 2020 social media posts#Dimension N-641|took to]] [[Twitter]] to respond to AfroNinja360's video. Chris was frustrated by it, and according to him, it only exists as the result of a temporary [[Dimensional Merge]] between two universes... [[Chris and writing|Or something.]] He also notes that in the universe he visited, it was a full series.

{{quote|Oh, Sure, this is the theme song for the show that aired in Cwcville in Dimension N-641 that #opuscon987 forced our [[ProjectSNT|SNT]] to travel to, and the rest of us to temporarily merge with; that was a nightmare version. I have mentioned that I am sick of all of you [[Chris and English|misterpreting]] us. ⚡⚡⚡}}

AfroNinja360 has since deleted his tweet between Chris's response and the swarm of [[Weening|weens]] posting about the video.

{{Sonichu}}
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[[Category:Pages with fan videos]] [[Category:Not TRUE and ORIGINAL]] [[Category:Things Chris hates]]

List of Chris's video games

2023-09-13T02:31:23Z

Panasonichu:

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[[Image:0828-EP12-5P7-1.jpg|thumb|left|[[CWCki]]'s [[United States of America|American]] readers helped pay for this. Anyone else suddenly feel like cheating on their taxes?]]
[[File:ChrisGameShop.jpg|thumb|One of their most valuable customers.]]

This is a catalog of [[Chris]]'s '''video game collection''', based in large part on a spreadsheet he sent to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in order to show how dedicated he is to video games. He surely is. The actual [http://www.mediafire.com/?mdn5wamumtv Excel file] contains more information about each game that Chris listed himself for some reason, like the number of players for each game. Some games are obvious (Every ''[[Sonic]]'' game, and almost every ''[[Pokémon]]'' game), some are surprising (''[[Homos|Barbie Game Girl]]''), some are bizarre (''Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage [[Pickle|Pickled]] Edition''), and some are outright embarrassing (''Pooh's Party Game: In Search of the Treasure'', ''Learning with the PooYoos''.).

For whatever reason, Chris's game inventory also includes demo discs, game peripherals (such as his [[PSEye]]), and other things that can't really be considered games (such as {{w|Game Boy Advance Video}} cartridges, a concept that failed to appeal to a majority of American consumers... except for Chris, apparently, who bought several of them). God only knows why Chris felt it was a brilliant idea to send a [[Nintendo]] executive a list of games he has on competing platforms, or to send a list of imports to a game company that practically invented region lock-out to prevent games from being imported.

The bulk of the list is only accurate to around the time of the [[Miyamoto Saga]], in [[January 2009]]. Luckily, his public [[PSN]] profile and other sources of information have made it possible to get a clearer picture of his ever-expanding game collection since then. [[HEXbox|Xbox]] games and hardware are conspicuously missing from the list, but according to his [[List of Chris's eBay sales|eBay sales]], he most likely owned one at some point.

Many [[trolls]] conservatively estimate that Chris and his family have spent at least $30,000 on video games in his lifetime (including $1,000 from a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|1994 shopping spree]]), roughly 3 times the amount of Chris's annual [[Monthly tugboat|income]] – your tax dollars at work. As of 2010, for downloaded games and other PSN content alone, he has spent nearly $3,500, and the toll continues to rise. A [[January 2015]] leak by a Nintendo employee revealed that he had made 585 purchases on his account, in Nintendo video game products (including hardware, software, DLC, etc.) in a span of 4.5 years. This leak also showed that Chris's addiction to buying video games has worsened '''hard''' over the years.

After [[Destruction Of Chris's House|the fire]], many of these games are presumed to have been destroyed or otherwise lost, but no final verdict on that matter has been given. It's also unknown whether or not the Chandler household is still in possession of any remaining games due to Chris being [[Jail Saga|arrested for incest]].

==Chris (barely) lets go==
Chris has '''''very''''' ''occasionally'' sold off some of his games to earn money. This occurred most frequently throughout 2010, but (perhaps unsurprisingly) hasn't happened much ever since.

In early [[August 2010]], according to his [[Jackie E-mails 8|e-mails with Jackie]], Chris sold off "12 NES, 3 SNES, 6 Genesis, 9 Game Boy and 6 PSOne Games" at a local pawn shop, hoping to snag some spending money and get around his father's iron grip on his finances. (He actually attempted to sell 23 PlayStation games total; all but six were refused due to their poor condition.) A couple of weeks later, he went back and sold off more NES and SNES games, as well as his Super Nintendo console and a few accessories for it. Between both trips he pocketed a little over $80, but the extent of what he got rid of is not fully documented.

On 31 August, he made a third trip to the pawn shop, selling off his Nintendo 64 and all his games for the console. Total proceeds: $40. At the same time he tried to sell his 16-bit Sega consoles and games, but failed, since his Genesis was apparently malfunctioning.

Around the same time, Chris also made a couple of trips to his local [[GameStop]] to trade in some of his collection. In early August, he gave up "9 PS3, 2 PS2, 3 PSP, and 4 DS games" for $50 in store credit, which he immediately plowed back into a pre-order for more games. Later, around the end of the month, he traded in several Game Boy Advance, GameCube, and Nintendo DS games for $100 worth of GameStop store credit. In both cases, it's not clear exactly which titles he let go of.

In [[October 2010]], Chris dropped by Plan 9 Music, a music store in [[Charlottesville]], and sold them "7 PS3, 2 PSP, 4 Gamecube and 1 Wii game" along with several movie DVDs, although as usual he did not specify which titles. He thereby earned $48.75, most of which went directly into [[Chris and nutrition|his stomach]] and [[Son-Chu]]'s gas tank.

In the [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], Chris mentioned the pawn shop trip to his enemies. A few weeks later, [[Clyde Cash]] obtained three of Chris's old games and his Super Game Boy from the pawn shop and uploaded pictures of the loot here on the [[CWCki]]. The pictures show that at one point, Chris labeled his games with his name and birthdate (which now serve as a TRUE and HONEST certificate of authentication), and that his copy of ''Dr. Mario'' was kept in less than satisfactory condition. It's not known if the rest of Chris's labeled games are still available at Snooky's, or were purchased by others (probably unlikely, given their shoddy condition).

<center>
<gallery>
File:Groupiz.jpg|Clyde's haul.
File:Dk3v.jpg|Note how the sticker label is peeling on the corners. This isn't a common occurrence.
File:Fotns.jpg|A [[JERKS|rather surprising]] title that Chris once owned.
File:Nametage.jpg|The Nintendo Seal of Truth and Honesty.
File:Drmariofull.jpg|LOOK AT THAT DIRT GODDAMN.
File:Whytp.jpg|The original label was apparently damaged, so Chris tried replacing it. It shows.
File:Thefuck.jpg|Goo Gone is an alien concept to Chris.
</gallery>
</center>

Oddly enough, in August [[2008]], Chris auctioned off a pink {{w|LeapFrog Enterprises|LeapFrog}} {{w|Leapster}} on [[eBay]], and received $29.99 for it. The Leapster is a handheld edutainment video game system marketed to children ages 3-11. It was released in late [[2003]], which means that Chris was at least ''21'' when he bought it. He may have bought it because there was a [[Sonic the Hedgehog|''Sonic X'']] game available for the system. The game, which involves answering [[Chris and mathematics|math problems]] to advance, is appropriate for 4-9 year olds, fitting considering Chris's [[Chris and psychology|arrested development.]]

Despite these attempts, and owning current generation systems (such as the [[PS4]] and [[Nintendo]] Switch), Chris often returns to his older consoles. After [[Destruction Of Chris's House|the fire]] (presumably) destroyed much of Chris's video game collection, he repurchased many of the games, sans ones he already purchased on the Wii Virtual Console and PlayStation Network.

==Games bought during the Financhu Crisis==
Chris's habit of wasting money on games continued even during the [[Financhu Crisis]], a time of self-inflicted financial hardship for the Chandlers, in which Chris regularly begged for money. These purchases are denoted with *FC* in the notes section of the lists below.

==The List==
{{incomplete}}
===Nintendo===
===='''Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)'''====
Half of these NES games are on his 3DS Virtual Console (VC), while the others are physical copies for Chris's actual NES console (that he probably rarely plays).


{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''{{w|1942 (video game)|1942}}''
|Capcom
|
|
|$12
|-
|''3D Excitebike
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$5.99
|
|-
|''3D Kirby's Adventure
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$5.99
|
|-
|''3D Kid Icarus
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$5.99
|
|-
|''3D TwinBee
|Konami
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$4.99
|
|-
|''3D Urban Champion
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$4.99
|
|-
|''3D Xevious
|Bandai Namco
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$5.99
|
|-
|''Adventures of Lolo
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|$4.99
|
|-
|''Adventure Island II
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|$4.99
|
|-
|''Balloon Fight
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|$4.99
|
|-
|''{{w|Baseball (1983 video game)|Baseball}}''
|Nintendo
|
|
|$5.58
|-
|''Bases Loaded
|Hamster
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|$4.99
|
|-
|''{{w|Batman (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Batman}}''
|Sunsoft
|
|
|$15.24
|-
|''Blaster Master
|Sunsoft
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|$4.99
|-
|''{{w|Castlequest}}''
|Nexoft
|
|$9.95
|
|-
|''{{w|Castlevania}}''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Castlevania II: Simon's Quest}}''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse}}''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''City Connection
|Hamster
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Clu Clu Land
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Crash'n the Boys Street Challenge
|Arc System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Dance Aerobics}}''
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Dig Dug
|Bandai Namco
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Donkey Kong
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Donkey Kong Jr.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Donkey Kong 3}}'
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash. Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Donkey Kong Classics''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Double Dragon
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Double Dragon II: The Revenge
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Déjà Vu''
|Kemco-Seika
|
|-
|''{{w|Dr. Mario (video game)|Dr. Mario}}''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash. Rebought twice as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-

|''Galaga
|Bandai Namco
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Gargoyle's Quest II: The Demon's Darkness
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Ghosts'n Goblins
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Gyruss#NES and Famicom|Gyruss}}''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Ice Climber
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Kabuki Quantum Fighter}}''
|HAL
|
|-
|''{{w|Kirby's Adventure}}''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Kung Fu''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''{{w|The Legend of Zelda (video game)|The Legend of Zelda}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''{{w|Little Nemo: The Dream Master}}''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Life Force
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mach Rider
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Mcdonalds|M.C. Kids]]''
|[[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] Games
|
|-
|''Mega Man
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 2
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 4
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 5
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 6
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Mendel Palace}}''
|Hudson Soft
|
|-
|''{{w|Metroid}}''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mighty Bomb Jack
|Tecmo Koei
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mighty Final Fight
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Milon's Secret Castle''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii. Rebought for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''NES Remix Open Tournament Golf
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Ninja Gaiden (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Ninja Gaiden}}''
|Tecmo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden II
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden III: The Ancient Ship of Doom
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Pac-Man''
|Tengen
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Pin*Bot (video game)|Pin-Bot}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Punch-Out!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|R.C. Pro-Am|R.C. Pro-AM}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Renegade
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''River City Ransom
|Technos/Aksys
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Chris and English|Sesame Street ABC]]''
|Hi-Tech
|
|-
|''Short Order/Eggsplode''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sky Kid
|Bandai Namco
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Solomon's Key''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii. Rebought 2 times as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Spelunker
|Tozai Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Star Soldier
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|StarTropics}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Summer Carnival '92 RECCA
|Kaga Electronics
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super C
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Dodge Ball
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. 3
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Super Glove Ball}}''
|Mattel
|Given that this game came with the {{w|Power Glove}}, it is possible Chris also owns the Glove.
|-
|''{{w|Super Mario Bros}}/{{w|Duck Hunt}}/World Class Track Meet''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''{{w|Super Mario Bros. 2}}''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Super Mario Bros. 3}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tecmo Bowl
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Wario's Woods
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS. Bought twice.
|-
|''Wrecking Crew
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1989 video game)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles_II:_The_Arcade_Game#Ports|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Tennis''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Mysterious Murasame Castle
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Three Stooges (video game)|The Three Stooges]]''
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario's Woods|Wario's Woods]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wheel_of_Fortune_(video_game)#NES_version|Wheel of Fortune]]''
|GameTek
|
|-
|''Wrecking Crew''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Zelda II: The Adventure of Link|Zelda II: The Adventure of Link]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS.
|}

===='''Game Boy'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Alleyway|Alleyway]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Barbie: Game Girl|Barbie]]:[[Tomgirl|Game Girl]]''
|Hi-Tech
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Bases Loaded (video game)|Bases Loaded]]''
|Jaleco
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Rescue of Princess Blobette|A Boy and His Blob: The Rescue of Princess Blobette]]''
|Absolute
|
|-
|''Brainbender''
|Electro-Brain
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania: The Adventure|Castlevania Adventure]]''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Cool Spot|Cool Spot]]''
|[[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] Interactive
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Darkwing Duck (Capcom)|Darkwing]] [[Darkbind Sonichu|Duck]]''
|Sunsoft
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong (Game Boy)|Donkey Kong]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong Land|Donkey Kong Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Donald Duck|Duck Tales]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:F-1 Race|F-1 Race]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:List of Fist of the North Star video games|Fist of the North Star]]''
|Electro-Brain
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Game_and_Watch_Gallery#Game_.26_Watch_Gallery|Game and Watch Gallery]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Game Boy Camera|Game Boy Camera (red)]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|Game Boy Camera (blue)
|Nintendo
|That's right - two cameras. Gotta catch 'em all!
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Golf (video game)|Golf]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Heiankyo Alien|Heiankyo Alien]]''
|Meldac
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Home Alone (video game)|Home Alone]]''
|THQ
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters|Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Block Ball
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kirby's Dream Land|Kirby's Dream Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Dream Land 2
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Pinball Land
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Star Stacker
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kwirk|Kirk]]''
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening|The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marble Madness|Marble Madness]]''
|Mindscape
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge|Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge]]''
|Capcom
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man II (Game Boy)|Mega Man II]]''
|Capcom
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man III
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man IV
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man V
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Metroid II: Return of Samus|Metroid II: Return of Samus]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers]]''
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Mole Mania
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mystical Ninja starring Goemon
|Konami
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon Red and Blue|Blue]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Red''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pinball: Revenge of the Gator
|HAL Laboratory
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Pretty Soldier [[Sailor Moon]]''
|Angel
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon R''
|Angel
|A Japanese import
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Qix|Qix]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Quarth|Quarth]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Ren & Stimpy: Cadet Adventures''
|THQ
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Revenge of the 'Gator|Revenge of the Gator]]''
|HAL
|
|-
|''Shanghai''
|HAL
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Land|Super Mario Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins|Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Scrabble''
|Milton-Bradley
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan'']]
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Tennis (video game)|Tennis]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Tetris (Game Boy)|Tetris]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Sword of Hope II
|Kemco
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break|Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''Tumble Pop
|G-Mode
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Turrican|Turrican]]''
|Accolade
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario Blast: Featuring Bomberman!|Wario Blast]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3|Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wave Race|Wave Race]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Who Framed Roger Rabbit (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Who Framed Roger Rabbit]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|
|}

===='''Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES)'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Itchy & Scratchy Game|The Itchy & Scratchy Game]]''
|Bits Studios/Acclaim.
|-
|''The Chessmaster''
|Mindscape
|
|-
|''Legend of the Mystical Ninja
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Mario Paint''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mega Man X''
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Pilotwings''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Fox''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Stunt Race FX''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Game Boy''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''Super Mario All-Stars''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Kart''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario World''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Metroid''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Scope 6-in-1''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time''
|Konami
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Safari''
|Nintendo
|
|}

===='''Nintendo 64 (N64)'''====
According to an [[Jackie E-mails 12|e-mail to Jackie]], Chris sold his Nintendo 64 and all of the games listed below (save for the Wii downloads, obviously) in [[August 2010]].
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Banjo-Kazooie
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Cruisin' USA
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Diddy Kong Racing
|Rare
|
|-
|''Hey You, Pikachu!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Lego]] Racers
|Lego Media
|
|-
|''Mario Kart 64
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Trolls|Mischief Makers]]
||Nintendo
|
|-
|''Paper Mario''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Pokémon Puzzle League
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Snap
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Snap
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Pokémon Stadium
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pokémon Stadium 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sin & Punishment|Sin & Punishment]]''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Star Fox 64
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Wave Race 64''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Story''
|Nintendo
|
|}

===='''Game Boy Color (GBC)'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Bionic Commando: Elite Forces
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 2''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 3''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Gex: Enter the Gecko''
|Crave
|
|-
|''Harvest Moon GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Harvest Moon 2 GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Harvest Moon 3 GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Legend of the River King
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Legend of the River King 2
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Lufia: The Legend Returns
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mario Tennis
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man Xtreme
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man Xtreme 2
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Crystal
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Gold
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pinball
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Puzzle Challenge
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Silver
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Trading Card Game
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|'''''Pokémon Yellow
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Rayman
|Ubisoft
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Shantae
|WayForward
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. Deluxe
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Toki Tori
|Two Tribes Publishing
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Wario Land II
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wario Land III
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Xtreme Sports
|WayForward
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|}

====Game Boy Advance (GBA)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Chu Chu Rocket
|Sega
|
|-
|''Classic NES Series: Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''e-Reader
|Nintendo
|Nintendo’s barcode reader peripheral for ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' and other games.
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure Max Heart
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 4
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Game Boy Advance Jukebox
|Gamester
|A GBA player for MP3 music files.
|-
|''Gumby Vs. the Astrobots
|Namco
|
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi: Kaznapped
|THQ
|
|-
|''Klonoa 2: Dream Champ Tournament
|Namco
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Super Circuit
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario vs. Donkey Kong
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Fusion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[My Little Pony]]: The Runaway Rainbow
|THQ
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Emerald
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon FireRed
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon LeafGreen
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pinball: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ruby
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack
|THQ
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Advance
|THQ
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Advance 2
|THQ
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Advance 3
|THQ
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Battle
|THQ
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Pinball Party
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Genesis
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Mario Advance
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris Worlds
|THQ
|
|-
|''The Three Stooges
|Cinemaware
|
|-
|''Wario Land 4
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc. Mega Microgame$!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare: Twisted!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
|Nintendo
|
|}

===='''Game Boy Advance Video'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''All Grown Up! Volume 1
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Limited Edition
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Platinum Edition
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Premium Edition
|Majesco
|Chris’s 100th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Special Edition
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Volume 1
|Majesco
|
|-
|''The Fairly Oddparents: Volume 1
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 1
| Majesco
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 2
| Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: Beach Blank-Out Blastoise
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: For Ho-Oh the Bells Toll!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: I Choose You!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: Johto Photo Finish
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Sonic X Volume 1: A Super Sonic Hero!
|Majesco
|
|}

====Nintendo GameCube (NGC)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Amazing Island
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Animal Crossing]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:BMX XXX|BMX XXX]]
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
|Nintendo
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the Gamecube
|-
|''Evolution Worlds
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''F-Zero GX
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Go! Go! Hypergrind
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Party
|Konami
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time/Master Quest
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Luigi's Mansion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!! Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:MC Groovz Dance Craze|MC Groovz Dance Craze]]
|MadCatz
|
|-
|''Mario Party 5
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party 7
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pac-Man Vs.
|Namco
|
|-
|''Pac-Man World 2
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Box: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Channel
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Colosseum
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Colosseum Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage - [[Pickle]]d Edition
|BAM!
|
|-
|'''''[[Blake|Shadow the Hedgehog]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Gems Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Heroes
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Mega Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Riders
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|
|-
|''Spider-Man
|Activision
|
|-
|''Spyro: A Hero's Tail
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Star Fox Adventures
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Leader: Rogue Squadron 2
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Squadron 3: Rebel Strike
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Super Mario Sunshine
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Melee
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc.: Mega Party Game$!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wave Race: Blue Storm
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Gamecube Preview Disc
|Nintendo/Sega/Others
|
|}

====Nintendo DS and DSi====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''100 Classic Books
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''3D MahJong
|Cosmigo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''[[Animal Crossing]] Wild World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''A Kappa's Trail
|Nintendo
|Digital Purchase via DsiWare
|-
|''Airport Mania: First Flight
|Lemon Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Airport Mania: Non-Stop Flights
|Lemon Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 1- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 2- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 3- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 4- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Art Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Big Brain Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Slow in the minds|Brain Age]]
|Nintendo
|Chris’s 150th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cooking Mama
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Drill Dozer
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest IX:Seninels of the Starry Skies
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest VI: Realms of Revelation
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest Monsters: Joker 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Faceez! Monsters
|Neko Entertainment
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''[[Love quest|Feel the Magic XY/XX]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Flipnote Studio]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fossil Fighters: Champions
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Futari wa Pretty Cure Max Heart Danzen! DS
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Collection
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Golden Sun: Dark Dawn
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''House M.D.- Episode 1: Globetrotting
|Legacy Interactive
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''House M.D.- Episode 2: The Blue Meanie
|Legacy Interactive
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
|THQ
|
|-
|''Jump Superstars
|Nintendo
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Kirby: Canvas Curse
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby Mass Attack
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Magnetica
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Hoops 3-on-3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Vs. Donkey Kong 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Vs. Donkey Kong: Mini-Land Mayhem!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters First Hunt
|Nintendo
|A demo cartridge
|-
|''Metroid Prime Pinball
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs: Dachshund & Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Picross 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Black and White
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Black and White 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Conquest
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Dash
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Diamond
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Blue Rescue Team
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pearl
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ranger
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ranger: Guardian Signs
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Trozei!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Polarium|Polarium]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Last Specter
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Retro Atari Classics
|Atari
|
|-
|''The Rub Rabbits
|Sega
|
|-
|''Snood 2: On Vacation
|DSI
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Colors DS
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rush
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rush Adventure
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sprung]]
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Star Fox Command
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sudoku Gridmaster
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64 DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Princess Peach
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''True Swing Golf
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare D.I.Y.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Touched
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] Nightmare Troubadour
|Konami
|
|}

====Wii====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing City Folk
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''AquaSpace
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Art Style: Rotozoa
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Battalion Wars 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario Online RX
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Elebits
|Konami
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country Returns
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Family Table Tennis
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Fortune Street
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''FlingSmash
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fluidity
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Link's Crossbow Training
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Dream Collection
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Epic Yarn
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Return to Dream Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 1
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 2
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 3
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
|Sega
|
|-
|''Mario Kart Wii
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party 9
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Sports Mix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Super Sluggers
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid: Other M
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 3 Corruption
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''My Pokémon Ranch
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Mystery Case Files: The Malgrave Incident
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[White knights|NiGHTs]]: Journey of Dreams
|Sega
|
|-
|''Pikmin 2
|Nintendo
|A Wii port with a new control scheme
|-
|'''''Pokémon Battle Revolution
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Poképark Wii: Pikachu's Adventure
|Nintendo
|
|-

|'''''Poképark 2: Wonders Beyond
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pong Toss Pro- Frat Party Games
|JV Games Inc.
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''ThruSpace
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Rhythm Heaven Fever
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Samurai Warriors 3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sin & Punishment: Star Successor
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''SNK Arcade Classics Volume 1
|SNK
|
|-
|''Snowpack Park
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic and the Secret Rings
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Chaos
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] Legends
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Get Even
|Square Enix
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Mario All-Stars 25th Anniversary Edition
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Galaxy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Brawl
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wario Land: Shake It!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Music
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Party
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Play
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Play: Motion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Sports
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''World of Goo
|2D Boy
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Xenoblade Chronicles
|Nintendo
|
|}

====TurboGrafx-16 Entertainment SuperSystem====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Bonk's Adventure''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Wii
|}
====Nintendo 3DS====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value

|-
|''3D Game Collection
|Joindots
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D Solitaire
|Zen Studios
|
|-
|''Air Battle Hockey 3D
|10TACLE
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing: New Leaf
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Art Academy: Lessons for Everyone!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''BearShark
|CollegeHumor
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Brain Age: Concentration Training
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Bravely Default
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Crazy Construction
|G-Style
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Chibi-Robo! Photo Finder
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crashmo
|Nintendo
| A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crosswords Plus
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dedede's Drum Dash Deluxe
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dillon's Rolling Western
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dillon's Rolling Western: The Last Ranger
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Disney Magical World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Family Tennis 3D
|ARC System Works
|
|-
|''Fire Emblem: Awakening
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fluidity: Spin Cycle
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Freakyforms: Your Creations, Alive!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Freakyforms Deluxe: Your Creations, Alive!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Frogger 3D
|Konami
|Attempted to sell on [[eBay]]
|-
|''Gardenscapes
|Joindots
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''HarmoKnight
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kersploosh!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Ketzal's Corridors
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kid Icarus: Uprising
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby Fighters Deluxe
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby: Triple Deluxe
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Lego City Undercover: The Chase Begins
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario & Luigi: Dream Team
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Mario and Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games
|SEGA
|
|-
|''Mario and Donkey Kong: Mini's on the Move
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mario Golf: World Tour
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart 7
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party: Island Tour
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Tennis Open
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mighty Milky Way<ref>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]</ref>
|WayForward
|
|-
|''Naruto Powerful Shippuden
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros. 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendo 3DS Guide: Louvre
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: French Bulldog & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: Golden Retriever & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: Toy Poodle & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Outdoors Unleashed: Africa 3D
|Teyon
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Paper Mario: Sticker Star
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pikmin Short Movies 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pilotwings Resort
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Plain Video Poker
|PouncingKitten
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-

|'''''Pokédex 3D
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokedex 3D Pro
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Art Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Battle Trozei
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Dream Radar
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Gates to Infinity
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Omega Ruby
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Alpha Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Rumble Blast
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon X and Y|X]]''
|Nintendo
|Friend Codes Available via [[Facebook]]
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon X and Y|Y]]''
|Nintendo
|Friend Codes Available via [[Facebook]]
|-
|''Photo with Mario
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Azran Legacy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pushmo
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Rusty's Real Deal Baseball
|Nintendo
|His acquisition of every minigame led to the subject of an [[Pappy Van Poodle Interview|interview over his supposed sighting of an obscure character]].
|-
|''Sakura Samurai: Art of the Sword
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic All-Stars Racing Transformed
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Boom: Shattered Crystal
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Generations
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Lost World
|SEGA
|All DLC in this game purchased
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sparkle Snapshots 3D
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Spirit Camera: The Cursed Memoir
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Fox 64 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Steel Diver
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Steel Diver: Sub Wars
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Style Savvy: Trendsetters
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 3D Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sweet Memories: Blackjack
|Circle Entertainment Ltd.
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Tekken 3D
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Tetris: Axis
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Denpa Men: They Came By Wave
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Denpa Men 2: Beyond the Waves
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Denpa Men 3: The Rise of Digitoll
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tokyo Crash Mobs
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Tomodachi Life
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Ultimate NES Remix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Xtreme Sports
|WayForward
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Yoshi's New Island
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Wii U====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing Plaza'''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Arrow Time U
|XenoHorizon
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Art Academy: Sketchpad
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Bayonetta
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Bayonetta 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Luigi
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Game & Wario
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Hyrule Warriors
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Lego City Undercover
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Little Inferno
|Tommorrow Corporation
|A digital download for the Wii U.
|-
|''Family Party: 30 Great Games Obstacle Arcade
|D3Publisher
|
|-
|[[Mario Kart 8 Videos|''Mario Kart 8'']]
|Nintendo
|Revealed via Mario Kart 8 TV
|-
|'''''Mario & Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games'''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix 1
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix Pack
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros. U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Luigi U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden 3: Razor's Edge
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendo Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Poker Dice Solitaire Future
|RCMADIAX
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Pikmin 3
|Nintendo
|Bundled with Wii U console
|-
|''Pikmin Short Movies HD
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Rumble U'''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Pushmo World
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Rock Zombie
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Sing Party
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Skylanders Trap Team
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing Transformed
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Lost World
|SEGA
|
|-
|''Splatoon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 3D World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Maker
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. for Wii U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Letter
|TreeFall Studios
|A digital download for the Wii U. Also infamous for being absolute shit.
|-
|''The Wonderful 101
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Fit U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Party U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii U Panorama View
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U.
|-
|''ZombiU
|Ubisoft
|
|}

====Nintendo Switch====

{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|'''''8-Bit Adventure Steins;Gate'''<ref name=Switchfriend>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/post-4428480</ref>
|Spike Chunsoft
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing: New Horizons'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Nintendo
|-
|'''''Freedom Planet'''
|GalaxyTrail
|-
|'''''Mega Man 11'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Capcom
|-
|'''''Pokémon Legends: Arceus'''<ref name=SwitchPostJail>[[:File:Nintendo_Switch_10_August_2023_sighting.jpg]]</ref>
|The Pokémon Company and Nintendo
|-
|'''''Pokémon: Let's Go, Pikachu!'''
|The Pokémon Company and Nintendo
| Chris owns 6 Pokeball Plus peripherals for this game
|-
|'''''Pokémon Quest'''<ref name=Switchfriend2>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/post-4482126</ref>
|The Pokémon Company and Nintendo
|I mean its Pokemon and its free :/
|-
|'''''Pokémon Shining Pearl'''<ref name=SwitchPostJail></ref>
|The Pokémon Company and Nintendo
|-
|'''''Pokémon Sword & Pokémon Shield'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|The Pokémon Company and Nintendo
|Chris bought Pokémon Sword and obtained Pokémon Shield as a present from a [[Weening|Ween]] after begging for it on his 38th birthday.
|-
|'''''Sonic Forces'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Sega
|Chris also bought this for PS4 and X-box.
|-
|'''''Sonic Mania'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Sega
|-
|'''''Sonic Origins'''<ref name=SwitchPostJail></ref>
|Sega
|A compilation of the first four ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' games.
|-
|'''''Starlink: Battle for Atlas'''
|Ubisoft
|Chris owns two copies. Seen in [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)]]
|-
|'''''Super Mario Odyssey'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Nintendo
|-
|'''''Super Smash Bros. Ultimate'''
|Nintendo
|Also seen in [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)]]
|-
|'''''Team Sonic Racing'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Sega
|-
|'''''Tetris 99'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Nintendo
|Played for 350 hours as of August 2020.
|}

===Sega===
====Sega Master System====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Wonder Boy''
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii. The only SMS game he has.
|}

====Sega Genesis (Mega Drive)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Alien Soldier''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Animaniacs (video game)|Animaniacs (video game)]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Bubsy in Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind|Bubsy in Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind]]
|Accolade
|
|-
|''Desert Strike
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Fantasia (video game)|Fantasia]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Genesis 6-Pak
|Sega
|
|-
|''Kid Chameleon
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Klax (video game)|Klax]]
|Tengen
|
|-
|''Monopoly
|Parker Brothers
|
|-
|''[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Ms. Pac Man]]
|Tengen
|
|-
|''Rocket Knight Adventures
|Konami
|
|-
|'''''Sonic & [[Punchy Sonichu|Knuckles]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic 3-D Blast
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 3
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Spinball
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Star Trek: The Next Generation
|Spectrum HoloByte
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Toy Story (video game)|Toy Story]]
|Disney Interactive
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:X-Men(1993 video game)|X-Men]]
|Sega
|
|}

On 6 July 2018, Chris bought a Sega Genesis console off of eBay, apparently as a replacement<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-666#post-3536962</ref>.

====Sega Game Gear====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''The Chessmaster
|Sega
|
|-
|''Columns
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crystal Warriors
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Defenders of Oasis
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Desert Speedtrap Starring Road Runner & Wile E. Coyote
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dragon Crystal
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''G-LOC Air Battle
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Krusty’s Fun House
|Flying Edge
|
|-
|''Quest for the Shaven Yak Starring Ren & Stimpy
|Sega
|
|-
|''Shining Force: Sword of Hajya
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Shinobi
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic Drift 2
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog GG
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 2 GG
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic Blast
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Chaos
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Triple Trouble
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Sonic Labyrinth
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Super Columns
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Tails' Adventure
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Vampire Master of Darkness
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|}

====Sega CD====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Batman Returns
|Sega
|
|-
|''Double Switch
|Digital Pictures
|
|-
|''Ecco: The Tides of Time
|Sega
|
|-
|''Flashback: [[Liquid Chris|The Quest for Identity]]
|U.S. Gold
|
|-
|''Jaguar XJ220
|JVC
|
|-
|''Jurassic Park
|Sega
|
|-
|''Mad Dog McCree
|American Laser Games
|
|-
|''[[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin Power Rangers]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Rape|Night Trap]]
|Digital Pictures
|
|-
|''Power Factory Featuring C+C Music Factory
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Classics Arcade Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sewer Shark|Sewer Shark]]
|Sony Imagesoft
|
|-
|''Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Detective
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic CD
|Sega
|
|-
|''Star Wars: Rebel Assault
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Time Gal
|Renovation
|
|-
|''Tomcat Alley
|Sega
|
|-
|''Wirehead
|Sega
|
|}

====Sega 32X====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''B.C. Racers
|Front Street Publishing
|
|-
|''Cosmic Carnage
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Knuckles Chaotix
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[I AM STRONG|Toughman Contest]]
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter
|Sega
|
|-
|''Virtua Racing Deluxe
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega Saturn====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Baku Baku
|Sega
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden URA
|Sega
|
|-
|''Fighters Megamix
|Sega
|
|-
|''NiGHTs into Dreams
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic 3D Blast
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic R
|Sega
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter Remix
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega Dreamcast====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Bleem! *Gran Turismo 2*
|Bleem
|An emulation disc for the PlayStation ''GT2''
|-
|''Seaman
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Son-Chu|Chu Chu]] Rocket
|Sega
|
|-
|''Crazy Taxi
|Sega
|
|-
|''Evolution
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Evolution 2
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Jet Grind Radio
|Sega
|
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|
|-
|''The Next Tetris
|Crave
|
|-
|''Q*Bert
|Hasbro Interactive
|
|-
|''[[List_of_cards_from_The_Wall_of_Originals#Espanolic|Samba de Amigo]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Dreamcast Generator D.1
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack V.1
|Sega
|
|-
|''Skies of Arcadia
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Shuffle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[South Park]]: [[CADD Chef|Chef's]] [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Luv Shack]]
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Magnetic Neo
|Crave
|
|-
|''Suzuki Alstare Extreme Racing
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Time Stalkers
|Sega
|
|-
|''Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation
|Eidos Interactive
|
|-
|''Toy Commander
|No Cliché
|
|-
|''Virtual-On Oratorio Tangram
|Activision
|
|-
|''Wetrix +
|XICAT
|
|}

===Sony===
==== PlayStation (PSX, PSone)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''2Xtreme
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Activision Classics
|Activision
|
|-
|''Amazing Virtual Sea-Monkies, The
|[[Greene County Conspiracy|Conspiracy]]
|
|-
|''Arcade's Greatest Hits - The Midway Collection 2
|Midway
|
|-
|''Atari Anniversary Edition Redux
|Infogrames
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden
|Takara
|
|-
|'''''Beast Wars [[Transformers]]
|Hasbro Interactive
|
|-
|''Blaster Master: Blasting Again
|Crave
|
|-
|''Bowling
|A1
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''[[Chris and anger|Bloody Roar]]
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Bubsy 3D
|Accolade
|
|-
|''Casper: Friends Around the World
|Sound Source
|
|-
|''Castlevania Chronicles
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 4
|Sony
|
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Sony
|A physical copy
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bash
|Sony
|
|-
|''Danger Girl
|THQ
|
|-
|''Dead in the Water
|ASC Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Defcon 5
|Data East
|
|-
|''Destruction Derby
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Dragon Ball GT: Final Bout
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Ultimate Battle 22
|Infogrames
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII
|Square Enix
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''[[Son-Chu|Ford]] Racing
|Empire Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Frogger
|Hasbro Interactive
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo 2
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gundam Battle Assault 2
|Bandai
|
|-
|''[[Plush Breasts|Hooters:]] Road Trip
|Ubisoft
|There's only [[Mass debating|only logical reason]] why Chris bought this.
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|989 Studios
|A physical copy
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|Jumping Flash!}}
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|The King of Fighters '99}}
|SNK
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|Klonoa: Door to Phantomile}}
|Namco
|
|-
|''[[Lego]] Island 2: The Brickster's Revenge
|Lego Software
|
|-
|''Loaded
|Interplay
|
|-
|''Medal of Honor
|Electronic Arts
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Medal of Honor Underground
|Electronic Arts
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''MediEvil
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mega Man Legends
|Capcom
|
|-
|'''''[[Metal Gear|Metal Gear Solid]]
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Miracle Space Race
|Mud Duck
|
|-
|''Mobile Light Force
|XS Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mortal Kombat 4
|Midway
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''MTV Music Generator
|Codemasters
|
|-
|''Need For Speed: High Stakes
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Need For Speed III: Hot Pursuit
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|[[Obesity|Pizza Hut]] Sampler Disc 2
|Sony
|
|-
|''[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Pooh's]] Party Game: In Search of the Treasure
|Disney
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack 1
|Sony
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Summer 2000
|Sony
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Winter 2000
|Sony
|
|-
|''Porsche Challenge
|Sony
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Chemical X-Traction
|BAM!
|
|-
|''Puzzle Star Sweep
|A1 Games
|
|-
|''Rally Cross
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman 2: The Great Escape
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director's Cut
|Capcom
|A physical copy
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director’s Cut
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
|Capcom
|A demo disc
|-
|''R-Types
|Agetec
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''R-Type Delta
|Agetec
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''SimCity 2000
|Maxis
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Small Soldiers
|Electronic Arts
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''SnoCross Championship Racing
|Crave Entertainment
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''[[Bionic the Hedgehog|Space Jam]]
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Spec Ops: Airborne Commando
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Covert Assault
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Ranger Elite
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Stealth Patrol
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Speed Racer
|Jaleco
|
|-
|''[[Homos|Spice World]]
|Psygnosis
|
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Sony
|A physical copy
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro: Year of the Dragon
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Star Wars Episode I: Jedi Power Battles
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha 2
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Suikoden
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Superstar Dance Club: #1 Hits
|XS Games
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Syphon Filter 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Ten Pin Alley
|ASC Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|Tekken 2}}
|Namco
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tekken 2
|Namco
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider
|Eidos Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Toy Story 2: Buzz Lightyear to the Rescue!
|Activision
|
|-
|''Twisted Metal 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Um Jammer Lammy
|Sony
|
|-
|''Vandal Hearts
|Konami
|
|-
|''V.I.P.
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Vigilante 8: 2nd Offense
|Activision
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Williams Arcade's Greatest Hits
|Williams
|
|-
|''XS Junior League Soccer
|XS Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|}

====PlayStation 2 (PS2)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 105
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 106
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 107
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 108
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 109
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 110
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 111
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 112
|Sony
|
|-
|''Aeon Flux
|Majesco
|
|-
|''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]] - Zombie Ninja Pro-Am
|Midway/[[Adult Swim]] Games
|
|-
|''[[Britney Spears|Britney's]] Dance Beat
|THQ
|
|-
|''Crash Nitro Kart
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Crash [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Twinsanity]]
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Extreme
|Konami
|
|-
|''Dark Cloud
|Sony
|
|-
|''EyeToy Play
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''[[Family Guy]] Video Game!
|2K/Fox
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 2
|-
|''Fatal Frame
|Tecmo
|
|-
|''Grand Theft Auto 3
|Rockstar Games
|Attempted to sell on [[eBay]].
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]]
|RedOctane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero II
|RedOctane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Encore - Rocks The 80s
|RedOctane
|
|-
|''The Guy Game
|Gathering
|This game was pulled from print after it was found that one of the models who [[Mass debating|flashed the camera]] was [[Pedofork|only 17]].
|-
|''InuYasha: The Secret of the Cursed Mask
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Jak X: Combat Racing
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 10
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 11
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 14
|Sony
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Volume 3
|Konami
|
|-
|''{{w|Kingdom Hearts (video game)|Kingdom Hearts}}
|Square Enix
|
|-
|''{{w|Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil}}
|Namco
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marc Eckō's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure|Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure]]
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo]]
|Bandai
|
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]] 2
|Sony
|
|-
|PSUnderground Summer Sampler
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Mega Collection Plus
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''Soul Calibur III
|Bandai/Namco
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5: Special Edition
|Sega
|
|-
|''Taiko Drum Master
|Namco
|
|-
|''Tekken Tag Tournament
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]]
|Atari
|
|-
|''Unreal Tournament
|Infogrames
|
|}

====PlayStation 3 (PS3)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''3D Dot Game Heroes
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Age of Booty
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Altered Beast
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Ape Escape (Playstation Move)
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Aquatopia
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Armored Core 4
|Sega
|
|-
|''Astro Tripper
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Back to the Future: The Game
|Telltale
|Both the disc version and the downloadable version
|-
|''Band Hero
|Activision
|
|-
|''Battle Fantasia
|Aksys
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[100 2269|The Beatles: Rock Band]]
|MTV Games
|
|-
|''Beat Sketcher <ref>[[:File:BeatSketcher20101012.png]]</ref>
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bejeweled 3
|Popcap
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bionic Commando (2009)
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Bionic Commando Rearmed
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bioshock
|2K Games
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blade Kitten
|Atari
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Blast Factor
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $8 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blokus
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Blue Toad Murder Files: The Mysteries of Little Riddle
|Relentless Software
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Blur (video game)|Blur (Video game)]]
|Bizarre Creations
|
|-
|''Bomberman Ultra
|Hudson Soft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Borderlands
|2K Games
|
|-
|''Braid
|Number None
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Brutal Legend|Brütal Legend]]'''''
|Electronic Arts
|Chris's 50th physical acquisition for the PS3.
|-
|''BurgerTime World Tour
|MonkeyPaw Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Burn Zombie Burn
|Pinnacle
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Burnout Paradise
|Electronic Arts
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $67 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: Monster Rally
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: Robo Jam
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz TV
|Sony
|Approximately $31 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz World
|Sony
|
|-
|''Calling All Cars
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Catherine
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Championship Sprint
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena
|Atari
|
|-
|''Comet Crash
|Pelfast
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Comix Zone
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Costume Quest
|THQ
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Crash Commando
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Crescent Pale Mist
|Rockin' Android
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Critter Crunch
|Capybara Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Cuboid
|TikGames, LLC
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Dark Sector
|D3 Publisher
|
|-
|''Dead Space
|Electronic Arts
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Disgaea 3: Absence of Justice
|NIS America
|Approximately $65 spent on DLC.
|-
|''DuckTales: Remastered''
|Capcom
|*FC* - [[May 2017]] - $15.00 - Chris bought this shortly after buying ''The Disney Afternoon Collection'' for the PS4, even though the original version is included in that pack.
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Burst Limit
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Chandler cats|Droplitz]]
|Atlus
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
|Bethesda
|"Game of the Year Edition"
|-
|''Elefunk
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Enchanted Arms
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|'''''[[The Eye of Judgement]]
|Sony
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Fairytale Fights
|Playlogic
|
|-
|''[[Family Guy|Family Guy]]:Back to the Multiverse
|Activision
|
|-
|''Fallout: New Vegas
|Bethesda
|
|-
|''Far Cry 2
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Obesity|Fat]] Princess
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''flOw
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Homo|Flower]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Folklore
|Sony
|
|-
|''Fret Nice
|Tecmo
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Frogger Returns
|Konami
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Giant Enemy Crab|Genji: Days of the Blade]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Go! Puzzle
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Go! Sports Ski
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Go! Sports Skydiving
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $12 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[God of War]] III
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''God of War Collection
|Sony
|
|-
|''Grand Theft Auto IV
|Rockstar Games
|
|-
|''Gravity Crash
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Green Day: Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|Interestingly enough, their frontman is a [[homo]].
|-
|''GripShift v2.0
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Gauntlet II
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock
|RedOctane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero 5
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Aerosmith
|RedOctane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Hits
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Metallica
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Van Halen
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero World Tour
|RedOctane
|
|-
|''Gunstar Heroes
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Hail to the Chimp
|Game[[Duck|cock]]
|
|-
|''Hamilton's Great Adventure
|Fatshark
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Heavenly Sword
|Sony
|
|-
|''Heavy Rain
|Sony
|
|-
|''High Stakes: Poker Edition
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''High Velocity Bowling
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|''The House of the Dead III
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''inFamous
|Sony
|
|-
|''Invincible Tiger: The Legend of Han Tao
|Bandai Namco
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Jak and Daxter Collection
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jeopardy!
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Joust
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Killzone 2
|Sony
|Approximately $6 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Lair
|Sony
|
|-
|''The Last Guy
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|''The Lego Movie Videogame
|WB Games
|
|-
|''Lego Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust
|Codemasters
|
|-
|''Lemmings
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''LIMBO
|Playdead
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Linger in Shadows
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|Approximately $98 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''LittleBigPlanet 2
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''LittleBigPlanet 3
|Sony
|
|-
|''LocoRoco Cocoreccho!
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mainichi Issho
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom 2
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Marvel Ultimate Alliance
|Activision
|
|-
|''Mega [[JERKS|Man]] 9
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mega Man 10
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mesmerize
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Sonichu's Edge|Mirror's Edge]]
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire
|Bandai Namco Games
|
|-
|'''''[[ModNation Racers]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Monster Madness: Grave Danger
|South Peak Interactive
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat (2009)
|WB Games
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat II
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Motorstorm
|Sony
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Motorstorm RC
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mushroom Wars
|Creat Studios
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Namco Museum Essentials
|Bandai Namco Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Noby Noby Boy
|Bandai Namco Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Novastrike
|Tiki Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Nucleus
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PAIN
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $41 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PAYDAY: The Heist
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode One
|Hothead Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode Two
|Hothead Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PixelJunk Eden Encore
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Monsters Encore
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Racers
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PixelJunk Shooter
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Piyotama
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale
|Sony
|
|-
|''Q*Bert v2.0
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rag Doll Kung Fu: Fists of Plastic
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rampage
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rampart
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank Future: [[Fuck Quest|Quest for Booty]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rayman 3 HD
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Red Faction Guerrilla
|THQ
|
|-
|''Resident Evil 5
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Resistance: Fall of Man
|Sony
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 3
|-
|''Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Rock Band 2
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Rock Revolution
|Konami
|
|-
|''Saints Row 2
|THQ
|
|-
|''Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 1: The Penal Zone
|Telltale Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''SAW
|Konami
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars Tennis
|Sega
|
|-
|''The Simpsons Game
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Siren: Blood Curse
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Snakeball
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic CD
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic Generations
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog (2006)
|Sega
|Approximately $7.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog 4 Episode 1
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Unleashed
|Sega
|Approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] IV
|Bandai Namco
|"Premium edition"; approximately $33.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Soul Calibur V
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Spider-Man 3
|Activision
|"Collector’s edition"
|-
|''Stranglehold
|Midway
|"Collector’s edition"; approximately $15 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[CWC Fighter|Street Fighter IV]]
|Capcom
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Stuntman Ignition
|THQ
|
|-
|''Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super [[Mass debating|Rub a Dub]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super Stardust HD
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super Street Fighter IV
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars
|Psyonix
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Re-Shelled
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection
|Namco
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Tekken Hybrid
|Namco
|
|-
|''Timeshift
|Vivendi Games
|
|-
|''Toy Home
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $7 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Transformers - The Game
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
|Activision
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Trash Panic
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
|Sony
|
|-
|''Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception
|Sony
|
|-
|''UNO
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Untold Legends: Dark Kingdom
|Sony
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter 5
|Sega
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh
|Warner Bros.
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh Part 2
|Warner Bros.
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wheel of Fortune
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''WipEout HD
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wolf of the Battlefield: Commando 3
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wolfenstein 3D
|Activision
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''X-Blades
|SouthPeak Games
|
|-
|''Zen Pinball
|Zen Studios
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|}

====PlayStation 4 (PS4)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Little Big Planet 3
|Sony
|Chris bought this game before acquiring a PS4.
|-
|''The Playroom
|Sony
|
|-
|''Call Of Duty Black Ops 3
|Activision
|
|-
|''inFAMOUS Second Son
|Sony
|
|-
|''Destiny
|Sony
|
|-
|''Disney Afternoon Collection''
|Capcom
|*FC* $20.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Freedom Planet''
|GalaxyTrail
|*FC* $15.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Giana Sisters Twisted Dreams - Director's Cut''
|Black Forest
|*FC* $15.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Killzone Shadow Fall
|Sony
|
|-
|''Knack
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego Dimensions
|WB Games
|
|-
|''Lego Worlds''
|WB Games
|*FC* - [[March 2017]] - Chris used profit from selling his father's stamp collection to buy this on its 7 March release date for $30.
|-
|''PaRappa the Rapper Remastered''
|Sony
|*FC* $15.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Pure Chess''
|Ripstone
|*FC* $8.00 - [[April 2017]]
|-
|''Sonic Forces
|Sega
|*FC* $39.99 - [[November 2017]]. Chris also bought this for Xbox and Nintendo Switch
|-
|''Skylanders Swap Force
|Activision
|
|-
|''Skylanders Trap Team
|Activision
|
|-
|''TRANSFORMERS: Devastation
|Activision
|
|-
|''Yu-Gi-Oh: Legacy of the Duelist
|Konami
|
|-
|}

====PlayStation Portable (PSP)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Ape Escape Academy
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ape Escape ~ On the Loose
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ape Quest
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Armored Core: Formula Front - Extreme Battle
|Agetec
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury - Blazin' Trails
|Sony
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury Pro
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Beats
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Fuck quest|Brooktown High]]
|Konami
|
|-
|''Bust-A-Move Deluxe
|Majesco
|
|-
|''BUZZ! Master Quiz
|Sony
|
|-
|''Carol Vorderman's Sudoku
|Secret Stash
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Vivendi Universal Games
|
|-
|''Darkstalkers Chronicle - The Chaos Tower
|Capcom
|Chris's 50th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|''Daxter
|Sony
|
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $5 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Every Extend Extra
|Buena Vista Games
|
|-
|''EXIT
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Frogger: [[Slow-in-the-minds|Helmet Chaos]]
|Konami
|
|-
|''Gangs of London
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gangs Of London
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus Special Edition: Battle of Attica
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gripshift
|Red Mile
|
|-
|''Guilty Gear Judgement
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Gunpey
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Gurumin - A Monstrous Adventure
|Mastiff
|
|-
|''[[Harvey Birdman Commercial|Harvey Birdman]] - Attorney At Law
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Hot Pixel
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Recycling|Infected]]
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''[[Cwcville|Kingdom of Paradise]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego Stars Wars II: The Original Trilogy
|LucasArts
|
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Locoroco
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lumines II
|Buena Vista Games
|
|-
|''Mercury Meltdown
|Ignition
|
|-
|''Mind Quiz
| Ubisoft
|
|-
|''MLB 07: The Show
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam - Battle Royale
|Bandai Namco Games
|A Japanese import
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''[[Autism|PQ Practical Intelligence Quotient]]
|D3
|
|-
|''Puzzle Challenge Crosswords and More
|Crave
|
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank: [[Duck|Size Matters]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sampler Disc for PSP Vol.1
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sega Genesis Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Clover and Snoopy|Snoopy]] Vs. the Red Baron
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''SOCOM U.S. Navy SEALs Fireteam Bravo
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rivals
|Sega
|Chris's 25th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|'''''Sonic Rivals 2
|Sega
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Extreme
|Taito
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Combat Ops
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Logan's Shadow
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Tekken: Dark Resurrection
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''The Con
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''Transformers - The Game
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Fridays After Five|Ultimate Block Party]]
|Conspiracy
|
|-
|''WipEout Pure
|Sony
|
|-
|''WTF: Work Time Fun
|D3 Publisher
|
|}

====Universal Media Disc (UMD) Video====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Ah! My Goddess the Movie
|Geneon
|
|-
|''Christmas with the Kranks
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Creature Comforts: The Complete First Season
|Sony
|
|-
|''[[Family Guy]]: Freakin' Sweet Collection
|Fox
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
|Sony
|
|-
|''Fun with Dick and Jane
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Into the Blue
|Sony/Columbia/MGM
|
|-
|''Lords Of Dogtown
|Sony/Columbia/TriStar
|
|-
|''National Lampoon's Animal House
|Universal
|
|-
|''[[Some Favored Comedians|Saturday Night Live]] Collection - The Best of [[Obesity|Chris Farley]]
|Lions Gate
|
|-
|''[[South Park]]: When Technology Attacks!
|Paramount/Comedy Central
|
|-
|''Spider-Man - The New Animated Series: The Mutant Menace
|Sony/Marvel
|
|-
|''Spider-Man
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Stealth
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''[[Virgin with rage|Superbad]]: Unrated Extended Edition
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Wedding Crashers: Uncorked Edition
|New Line
|
|-
|}

====PlayStation Vita (PSV)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Army Corps of Hell
|Square Enix
|
|-
|''BlazBlue: Continuum Shift Extend
|Arc System Works, Aksys Games
|
|-
|''BreakQuest Extra Evolution
|Beatshapers
|
|-
|''Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
|Spike Chunsoft
|
|-
|''Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair
|Spike Chunsoft
|
|-
|''Danganronpa Another Episode: Ultra Despair Girls
|Spike Chunsoft
|
|-
|''Dokuro
|Gungho Online Entertainment
|
|-
|''Dungeon Hunter: Alliance
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Escape Plan
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gravity Rush
|Sony
|
|-
|''Hotline Miami
|Devolver Digital
|
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf: World Invitational
|Sony
|
|-
|''Hustle Kings
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego [[Harry Potter]]: Years 5-7
|Sony
|
|-
|''Little Deviants
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lumines Electronic Symphony
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''[[ModNation Racers]] [[Ohio trip|Roadtrip]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat
|Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment
|
|-
|''MotorStorm: RC
|Sony
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden Sigma Plus
|Tecmo
|
|-
|''Plants vs. Zombies
|Popcap
|
|-
|''Pinball Arcade
|FarSight Studios
|
|-
|''Pinball Heroes Complete
|Sony
|
|-
|''Pure Chess
|RebelPlay
|
|-
|''PulzAR
|Sony
|
|-
|''Rayman Origins
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Reality Fighters
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ridge Racer
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Resistance: Burning Skies
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time
|Sony
|
|-
|''Star Wars Pinball
|Zen
|
|-
|''Sumioni: Demon Arts
|AQUIRE
|
|-
|''Super Stardust Delta
|Sony
|
|-
|''Table Top Tanks
|Sony
|
|-
|''Tales from Space: Mutant Blobs Attack
|Drinkbox
|
|-
|''Touch My Katamari
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Uncharted: Golden Abyss
|Sony
|
|-
|''Unit 13
|Sony
|
|-
|''Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward
|Chunsoft/Aksys/Rising Star
|
|-
|''Welcome Park
|Sony
|A tutorial game that comes with the Vita
|-
|''WipEout 2048
|Sony
|
|}

===Microsoft===
Despite Chris's avowed hatred of da [[HEXBox]] 360, he tried to sell several games for the original Xbox on [[eBay]].<ref>[[List of Chris's eBay sales]]</ref> In November 2017, he casually mentioned his gamertag<ref>https://www.xboxgamertag.com/search/CWCSonichu1982/</ref> in a Facebook comment.

====Xbox====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Call of Duty 2: Big Red One|''Call of Duty 2: Big Red One'']]
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay|The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay]]''
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Driv3r|''Driv3r'']]
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Celebrity Deathmatch (video game)|Celebrity Deathmatch]]''
|Gotham
|
|-
|}

====Xbox One====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Aftercharge''
| Chainsawesome Games
|
|-
|''Anthem''
| BioWare, Bioware Austin LLC
|
|-
|''Banjo Kazooie: N n B''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|-
|''Banjo-Kazooie''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|-
|''Banjo-Tooie''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|-
|''Dark Souls Remaster''
|From Software, QLOC, Virtuos
|
|-
|''Forza Horizon 4''
|Microsoft
|Drives a custom Sonichu colored Ford Focus
|-
|-
|''Gears of War: Ultimate Edition''
|Microsoft
|
|$39.99 ''($19.99-39.99)''
|-
|''Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice''
|Ninja Theory
|
|-
|''Jetpac Refuelled''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Kameo''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|[[Life Is Strange]] Season 2 Episode 1
|Dontnod Entertainment, Deck Nine, Feral Interactive
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat X''
|NetherRealm Studios
|
|-
|''Perfect Dark''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Perfect Dark Zero''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Rare Replay''
|Microsoft
|
|$29.99
|-
|''Realm Royale''
|Heroic Leap Games
|
|-
|''Shadow of the Tomb Raider''
|Square Enix, Feral Interactive
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog''
|Sega
|
|$4.99
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog 2''
|Sega
|
|$4.99
|-
|''Sonic The Hedgehog 3''
|Sega
|
|$4.99
|-
|''Sonic & Knuckles''
|Sega
|
|$4.99
|-
|''Sonic Generations''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic Forces''
|Sega
|Chris also bought this for the PS4 and Nintendo Switch.
|-
|-
|''Shantae: Half-Genie Hero''
|WayForward Technologies
|
|-
|''Shantae and the Pirate's Curse''
|WayForward Technologies
|
|-
|''Super Lucky's Tale''
|Playful Corp
|
|-
|''Sunset Overdrive''
|Xbox Game Studios
|
|-
|''Thomas Was Alone''
|Mike Bithell
|
|-
|''The Orange Box''
|Valve Corporation, Electronic Arts, EA Bright Light
|
|-
|''Viva Piñata''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Viva Piñata: TIP''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''HALO 5 : GUARDIANS''
|Microsoft
|
|}

===iPhone===
{|class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''
|
|
|-
|}

===Steam===
{{incomplete}}

Despite Chris's fanboyism towards consoles, Chris has played some games on the PC DRM Steam. The most interesting listing is Payday 2: a game the [[Idea Guys]] were obsessed with.
{|class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Five Nights at Freddy's''
|Scott Cawthon Games
|
|-
|''Payday 2''
|Overkill/505
|
|-
|''Portal''
|Valve Corporation
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic 3 & Knuckles''
|Sega
|
|}

==See also==
*[[List of Chris's Blu-ray discs]]
*[[Miyamoto Saga]]
*''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]''
*''[[Sonichu Advance]]''
*''[[Sonichu Adventure]]''
*[[Video games]]

==References==
<references />

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?mdn5wamumtv The Excel file] DEAD LINK
*[http://outerheaven.pastebin.com/f277fb9e2 Purchases from May 7th onward] ([https://archive.ph/seRMe archive])

{{Money}}
{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Video Games]]

List of Chris's video games

2023-09-13T02:30:53Z

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[[Image:0828-EP12-5P7-1.jpg|thumb|left|[[CWCki]]'s [[United States of America|American]] readers helped pay for this. Anyone else suddenly feel like cheating on their taxes?]]
[[File:ChrisGameShop.jpg|thumb|One of their most valuable customers.]]

This is a catalog of [[Chris]]'s '''video game collection''', based in large part on a spreadsheet he sent to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in order to show how dedicated he is to video games. He surely is. The actual [http://www.mediafire.com/?mdn5wamumtv Excel file] contains more information about each game that Chris listed himself for some reason, like the number of players for each game. Some games are obvious (Every ''[[Sonic]]'' game, and almost every ''[[Pokémon]]'' game), some are surprising (''[[Homos|Barbie Game Girl]]''), some are bizarre (''Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage [[Pickle|Pickled]] Edition''), and some are outright embarrassing (''Pooh's Party Game: In Search of the Treasure'', ''Learning with the PooYoos''.).

For whatever reason, Chris's game inventory also includes demo discs, game peripherals (such as his [[PSEye]]), and other things that can't really be considered games (such as {{w|Game Boy Advance Video}} cartridges, a concept that failed to appeal to a majority of American consumers... except for Chris, apparently, who bought several of them). God only knows why Chris felt it was a brilliant idea to send a [[Nintendo]] executive a list of games he has on competing platforms, or to send a list of imports to a game company that practically invented region lock-out to prevent games from being imported.

The bulk of the list is only accurate to around the time of the [[Miyamoto Saga]], in [[January 2009]]. Luckily, his public [[PSN]] profile and other sources of information have made it possible to get a clearer picture of his ever-expanding game collection since then. [[HEXbox|Xbox]] games and hardware are conspicuously missing from the list, but according to his [[List of Chris's eBay sales|eBay sales]], he most likely owned one at some point.

Many [[trolls]] conservatively estimate that Chris and his family have spent at least $30,000 on video games in his lifetime (including $1,000 from a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|1994 shopping spree]]), roughly 3 times the amount of Chris's annual [[Monthly tugboat|income]] – your tax dollars at work. As of 2010, for downloaded games and other PSN content alone, he has spent nearly $3,500, and the toll continues to rise. A [[January 2015]] leak by a Nintendo employee revealed that he had made 585 purchases on his account, in Nintendo video game products (including hardware, software, DLC, etc.) in a span of 4.5 years. This leak also showed that Chris's addiction to buying video games has worsened '''hard''' over the years.

After [[Destruction Of Chris's House|the fire]], many of these games are presumed to have been destroyed or otherwise lost, but no final verdict on that matter has been given. It's also unknown whether or not the Chandler household is still in possession of any remaining games due to Chris being [[Jail Saga|arrested for incest]].

==Chris (barely) lets go==
Chris has '''''very''''' ''occasionally'' sold off some of his games to earn money. This occurred most frequently throughout 2010, but (perhaps unsurprisingly) hasn't happened much ever since.

In early [[August 2010]], according to his [[Jackie E-mails 8|e-mails with Jackie]], Chris sold off "12 NES, 3 SNES, 6 Genesis, 9 Game Boy and 6 PSOne Games" at a local pawn shop, hoping to snag some spending money and get around his father's iron grip on his finances. (He actually attempted to sell 23 PlayStation games total; all but six were refused due to their poor condition.) A couple of weeks later, he went back and sold off more NES and SNES games, as well as his Super Nintendo console and a few accessories for it. Between both trips he pocketed a little over $80, but the extent of what he got rid of is not fully documented.

On 31 August, he made a third trip to the pawn shop, selling off his Nintendo 64 and all his games for the console. Total proceeds: $40. At the same time he tried to sell his 16-bit Sega consoles and games, but failed, since his Genesis was apparently malfunctioning.

Around the same time, Chris also made a couple of trips to his local [[GameStop]] to trade in some of his collection. In early August, he gave up "9 PS3, 2 PS2, 3 PSP, and 4 DS games" for $50 in store credit, which he immediately plowed back into a pre-order for more games. Later, around the end of the month, he traded in several Game Boy Advance, GameCube, and Nintendo DS games for $100 worth of GameStop store credit. In both cases, it's not clear exactly which titles he let go of.

In [[October 2010]], Chris dropped by Plan 9 Music, a music store in [[Charlottesville]], and sold them "7 PS3, 2 PSP, 4 Gamecube and 1 Wii game" along with several movie DVDs, although as usual he did not specify which titles. He thereby earned $48.75, most of which went directly into [[Chris and nutrition|his stomach]] and [[Son-Chu]]'s gas tank.

In the [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], Chris mentioned the pawn shop trip to his enemies. A few weeks later, [[Clyde Cash]] obtained three of Chris's old games and his Super Game Boy from the pawn shop and uploaded pictures of the loot here on the [[CWCki]]. The pictures show that at one point, Chris labeled his games with his name and birthdate (which now serve as a TRUE and HONEST certificate of authentication), and that his copy of ''Dr. Mario'' was kept in less than satisfactory condition. It's not known if the rest of Chris's labeled games are still available at Snooky's, or were purchased by others (probably unlikely, given their shoddy condition).

<center>
<gallery>
File:Groupiz.jpg|Clyde's haul.
File:Dk3v.jpg|Note how the sticker label is peeling on the corners. This isn't a common occurrence.
File:Fotns.jpg|A [[JERKS|rather surprising]] title that Chris once owned.
File:Nametage.jpg|The Nintendo Seal of Truth and Honesty.
File:Drmariofull.jpg|LOOK AT THAT DIRT GODDAMN.
File:Whytp.jpg|The original label was apparently damaged, so Chris tried replacing it. It shows.
File:Thefuck.jpg|Goo Gone is an alien concept to Chris.
</gallery>
</center>

Oddly enough, in August [[2008]], Chris auctioned off a pink {{w|LeapFrog Enterprises|LeapFrog}} {{w|Leapster}} on [[eBay]], and received $29.99 for it. The Leapster is a handheld edutainment video game system marketed to children ages 3-11. It was released in late [[2003]], which means that Chris was at least ''21'' when he bought it. He may have bought it because there was a [[Sonic the Hedgehog|''Sonic X'']] game available for the system. The game, which involves answering [[Chris and mathematics|math problems]] to advance, is appropriate for 4-9 year olds, fitting considering Chris's [[Chris and psychology|arrested development.]]

Despite these attempts, and owning current generation systems (such as the [[PS4]] and [[Nintendo]] Switch), Chris often returns to his older consoles. After [[Destruction Of Chris's House|the fire]] (presumably) destroyed much of Chris's video game collection, he repurchased many of the games, sans ones he already purchased on the Wii Virtual Console and PlayStation Network.

==Games bought during the Financhu Crisis==
Chris's habit of wasting money on games continued even during the [[Financhu Crisis]], a time of self-inflicted financial hardship for the Chandlers, in which Chris regularly begged for money. These purchases are denoted with *FC* in the notes section of the lists below.

==The List==
{{incomplete}}
===Nintendo===
===='''Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)'''====
Half of these NES games are on his 3DS Virtual Console (VC), while the others are physical copies for Chris's actual NES console (that he probably rarely plays).


{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''{{w|1942 (video game)|1942}}''
|Capcom
|
|
|$12
|-
|''3D Excitebike
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$5.99
|
|-
|''3D Kirby's Adventure
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$5.99
|
|-
|''3D Kid Icarus
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$5.99
|
|-
|''3D TwinBee
|Konami
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$4.99
|
|-
|''3D Urban Champion
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$4.99
|
|-
|''3D Xevious
|Bandai Namco
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$5.99
|
|-
|''Adventures of Lolo
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|$4.99
|
|-
|''Adventure Island II
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|$4.99
|
|-
|''Balloon Fight
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|$4.99
|
|-
|''{{w|Baseball (1983 video game)|Baseball}}''
|Nintendo
|
|
|$5.58
|-
|''Bases Loaded
|Hamster
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|$4.99
|
|-
|''{{w|Batman (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Batman}}''
|Sunsoft
|
|
|$15.24
|-
|''Blaster Master
|Sunsoft
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|$4.99
|-
|''{{w|Castlequest}}''
|Nexoft
|
|$9.95
|
|-
|''{{w|Castlevania}}''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Castlevania II: Simon's Quest}}''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse}}''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''City Connection
|Hamster
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Clu Clu Land
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Crash'n the Boys Street Challenge
|Arc System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Dance Aerobics}}''
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Dig Dug
|Bandai Namco
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Donkey Kong
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Donkey Kong Jr.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Donkey Kong 3}}'
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash. Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Donkey Kong Classics''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Double Dragon
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Double Dragon II: The Revenge
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Déjà Vu''
|Kemco-Seika
|
|-
|''{{w|Dr. Mario (video game)|Dr. Mario}}''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash. Rebought twice as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-

|''Galaga
|Bandai Namco
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Gargoyle's Quest II: The Demon's Darkness
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Ghosts'n Goblins
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Gyruss#NES and Famicom|Gyruss}}''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Ice Climber
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Kabuki Quantum Fighter}}''
|HAL
|
|-
|''{{w|Kirby's Adventure}}''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Kung Fu''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''{{w|The Legend of Zelda (video game)|The Legend of Zelda}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''{{w|Little Nemo: The Dream Master}}''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Life Force
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mach Rider
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Mcdonalds|M.C. Kids]]''
|[[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] Games
|
|-
|''Mega Man
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 2
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 4
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 5
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 6
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Mendel Palace}}''
|Hudson Soft
|
|-
|''{{w|Metroid}}''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mighty Bomb Jack
|Tecmo Koei
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mighty Final Fight
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Milon's Secret Castle''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii. Rebought for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''NES Remix Open Tournament Golf
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Ninja Gaiden (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Ninja Gaiden}}''
|Tecmo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden II
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden III: The Ancient Ship of Doom
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Pac-Man''
|Tengen
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Pin*Bot (video game)|Pin-Bot}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Punch-Out!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|R.C. Pro-Am|R.C. Pro-AM}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Renegade
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''River City Ransom
|Technos/Aksys
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Chris and English|Sesame Street ABC]]''
|Hi-Tech
|
|-
|''Short Order/Eggsplode''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sky Kid
|Bandai Namco
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Solomon's Key''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii. Rebought 2 times as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Spelunker
|Tozai Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Star Soldier
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|StarTropics}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Summer Carnival '92 RECCA
|Kaga Electronics
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super C
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Dodge Ball
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. 3
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Super Glove Ball}}''
|Mattel
|Given that this game came with the {{w|Power Glove}}, it is possible Chris also owns the Glove.
|-
|''{{w|Super Mario Bros}}/{{w|Duck Hunt}}/World Class Track Meet''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''{{w|Super Mario Bros. 2}}''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Super Mario Bros. 3}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tecmo Bowl
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Wario's Woods
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS. Bought twice.
|-
|''Wrecking Crew
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1989 video game)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles_II:_The_Arcade_Game#Ports|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Tennis''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Mysterious Murasame Castle
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Three Stooges (video game)|The Three Stooges]]''
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario's Woods|Wario's Woods]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wheel_of_Fortune_(video_game)#NES_version|Wheel of Fortune]]''
|GameTek
|
|-
|''Wrecking Crew''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Zelda II: The Adventure of Link|Zelda II: The Adventure of Link]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS.
|}

===='''Game Boy'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Alleyway|Alleyway]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Barbie: Game Girl|Barbie]]:[[Tomgirl|Game Girl]]''
|Hi-Tech
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Bases Loaded (video game)|Bases Loaded]]''
|Jaleco
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Rescue of Princess Blobette|A Boy and His Blob: The Rescue of Princess Blobette]]''
|Absolute
|
|-
|''Brainbender''
|Electro-Brain
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania: The Adventure|Castlevania Adventure]]''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Cool Spot|Cool Spot]]''
|[[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] Interactive
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Darkwing Duck (Capcom)|Darkwing]] [[Darkbind Sonichu|Duck]]''
|Sunsoft
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong (Game Boy)|Donkey Kong]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong Land|Donkey Kong Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Donald Duck|Duck Tales]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:F-1 Race|F-1 Race]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:List of Fist of the North Star video games|Fist of the North Star]]''
|Electro-Brain
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Game_and_Watch_Gallery#Game_.26_Watch_Gallery|Game and Watch Gallery]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Game Boy Camera|Game Boy Camera (red)]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|Game Boy Camera (blue)
|Nintendo
|That's right - two cameras. Gotta catch 'em all!
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Golf (video game)|Golf]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Heiankyo Alien|Heiankyo Alien]]''
|Meldac
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Home Alone (video game)|Home Alone]]''
|THQ
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters|Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Block Ball
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kirby's Dream Land|Kirby's Dream Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Dream Land 2
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Pinball Land
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Star Stacker
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kwirk|Kirk]]''
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening|The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marble Madness|Marble Madness]]''
|Mindscape
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge|Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge]]''
|Capcom
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man II (Game Boy)|Mega Man II]]''
|Capcom
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man III
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man IV
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man V
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Metroid II: Return of Samus|Metroid II: Return of Samus]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers]]''
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Mole Mania
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mystical Ninja starring Goemon
|Konami
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon Red and Blue|Blue]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Red''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pinball: Revenge of the Gator
|HAL Laboratory
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Pretty Soldier [[Sailor Moon]]''
|Angel
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon R''
|Angel
|A Japanese import
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Qix|Qix]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Quarth|Quarth]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Ren & Stimpy: Cadet Adventures''
|THQ
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Revenge of the 'Gator|Revenge of the Gator]]''
|HAL
|
|-
|''Shanghai''
|HAL
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Land|Super Mario Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins|Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Scrabble''
|Milton-Bradley
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan'']]
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Tennis (video game)|Tennis]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Tetris (Game Boy)|Tetris]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Sword of Hope II
|Kemco
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break|Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''Tumble Pop
|G-Mode
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Turrican|Turrican]]''
|Accolade
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario Blast: Featuring Bomberman!|Wario Blast]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3|Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wave Race|Wave Race]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Who Framed Roger Rabbit (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Who Framed Roger Rabbit]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|
|}

===='''Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES)'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Itchy & Scratchy Game|The Itchy & Scratchy Game]]''
|Bits Studios/Acclaim.
|-
|''The Chessmaster''
|Mindscape
|
|-
|''Legend of the Mystical Ninja
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Mario Paint''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mega Man X''
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Pilotwings''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Fox''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Stunt Race FX''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Game Boy''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''Super Mario All-Stars''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Kart''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario World''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Metroid''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Scope 6-in-1''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time''
|Konami
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Safari''
|Nintendo
|
|}

===='''Nintendo 64 (N64)'''====
According to an [[Jackie E-mails 12|e-mail to Jackie]], Chris sold his Nintendo 64 and all of the games listed below (save for the Wii downloads, obviously) in [[August 2010]].
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Banjo-Kazooie
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Cruisin' USA
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Diddy Kong Racing
|Rare
|
|-
|''Hey You, Pikachu!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Lego]] Racers
|Lego Media
|
|-
|''Mario Kart 64
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Trolls|Mischief Makers]]
||Nintendo
|
|-
|''Paper Mario''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Pokémon Puzzle League
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Snap
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Snap
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Pokémon Stadium
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pokémon Stadium 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sin & Punishment|Sin & Punishment]]''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Star Fox 64
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Wave Race 64''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Story''
|Nintendo
|
|}

===='''Game Boy Color (GBC)'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Bionic Commando: Elite Forces
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 2''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 3''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Gex: Enter the Gecko''
|Crave
|
|-
|''Harvest Moon GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Harvest Moon 2 GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Harvest Moon 3 GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Legend of the River King
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Legend of the River King 2
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Lufia: The Legend Returns
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mario Tennis
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man Xtreme
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man Xtreme 2
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Crystal
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Gold
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pinball
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Puzzle Challenge
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Silver
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Trading Card Game
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|'''''Pokémon Yellow
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Rayman
|Ubisoft
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Shantae
|WayForward
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. Deluxe
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Toki Tori
|Two Tribes Publishing
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Wario Land II
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wario Land III
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Xtreme Sports
|WayForward
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|}

====Game Boy Advance (GBA)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Chu Chu Rocket
|Sega
|
|-
|''Classic NES Series: Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''e-Reader
|Nintendo
|Nintendo’s barcode reader peripheral for ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' and other games.
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure Max Heart
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 4
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Game Boy Advance Jukebox
|Gamester
|A GBA player for MP3 music files.
|-
|''Gumby Vs. the Astrobots
|Namco
|
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi: Kaznapped
|THQ
|
|-
|''Klonoa 2: Dream Champ Tournament
|Namco
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Super Circuit
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario vs. Donkey Kong
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Fusion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[My Little Pony]]: The Runaway Rainbow
|THQ
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Emerald
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon FireRed
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon LeafGreen
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pinball: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ruby
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack
|THQ
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Advance
|THQ
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Advance 2
|THQ
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Advance 3
|THQ
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Battle
|THQ
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Pinball Party
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Genesis
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Mario Advance
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris Worlds
|THQ
|
|-
|''The Three Stooges
|Cinemaware
|
|-
|''Wario Land 4
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc. Mega Microgame$!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare: Twisted!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
|Nintendo
|
|}

===='''Game Boy Advance Video'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''All Grown Up! Volume 1
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Limited Edition
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Platinum Edition
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Premium Edition
|Majesco
|Chris’s 100th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Special Edition
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Volume 1
|Majesco
|
|-
|''The Fairly Oddparents: Volume 1
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 1
| Majesco
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 2
| Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: Beach Blank-Out Blastoise
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: For Ho-Oh the Bells Toll!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: I Choose You!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: Johto Photo Finish
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Sonic X Volume 1: A Super Sonic Hero!
|Majesco
|
|}

====Nintendo GameCube (NGC)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Amazing Island
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Animal Crossing]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:BMX XXX|BMX XXX]]
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
|Nintendo
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the Gamecube
|-
|''Evolution Worlds
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''F-Zero GX
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Go! Go! Hypergrind
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Party
|Konami
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time/Master Quest
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Luigi's Mansion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!! Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:MC Groovz Dance Craze|MC Groovz Dance Craze]]
|MadCatz
|
|-
|''Mario Party 5
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party 7
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pac-Man Vs.
|Namco
|
|-
|''Pac-Man World 2
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Box: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Channel
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Colosseum
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Colosseum Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage - [[Pickle]]d Edition
|BAM!
|
|-
|'''''[[Blake|Shadow the Hedgehog]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Gems Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Heroes
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Mega Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Riders
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|
|-
|''Spider-Man
|Activision
|
|-
|''Spyro: A Hero's Tail
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Star Fox Adventures
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Leader: Rogue Squadron 2
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Squadron 3: Rebel Strike
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Super Mario Sunshine
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Melee
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc.: Mega Party Game$!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wave Race: Blue Storm
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Gamecube Preview Disc
|Nintendo/Sega/Others
|
|}

====Nintendo DS and DSi====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''100 Classic Books
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''3D MahJong
|Cosmigo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''[[Animal Crossing]] Wild World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''A Kappa's Trail
|Nintendo
|Digital Purchase via DsiWare
|-
|''Airport Mania: First Flight
|Lemon Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Airport Mania: Non-Stop Flights
|Lemon Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 1- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 2- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 3- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 4- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Art Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Big Brain Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Slow in the minds|Brain Age]]
|Nintendo
|Chris’s 150th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cooking Mama
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Drill Dozer
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest IX:Seninels of the Starry Skies
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest VI: Realms of Revelation
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest Monsters: Joker 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Faceez! Monsters
|Neko Entertainment
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''[[Love quest|Feel the Magic XY/XX]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Flipnote Studio]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fossil Fighters: Champions
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Futari wa Pretty Cure Max Heart Danzen! DS
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Collection
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Golden Sun: Dark Dawn
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''House M.D.- Episode 1: Globetrotting
|Legacy Interactive
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''House M.D.- Episode 2: The Blue Meanie
|Legacy Interactive
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
|THQ
|
|-
|''Jump Superstars
|Nintendo
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Kirby: Canvas Curse
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby Mass Attack
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Magnetica
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Hoops 3-on-3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Vs. Donkey Kong 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Vs. Donkey Kong: Mini-Land Mayhem!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters First Hunt
|Nintendo
|A demo cartridge
|-
|''Metroid Prime Pinball
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs: Dachshund & Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Picross 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Black and White
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Black and White 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Conquest
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Dash
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Diamond
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Blue Rescue Team
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pearl
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ranger
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ranger: Guardian Signs
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Trozei!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Polarium|Polarium]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Last Specter
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Retro Atari Classics
|Atari
|
|-
|''The Rub Rabbits
|Sega
|
|-
|''Snood 2: On Vacation
|DSI
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Colors DS
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rush
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rush Adventure
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sprung]]
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Star Fox Command
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sudoku Gridmaster
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64 DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Princess Peach
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''True Swing Golf
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare D.I.Y.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Touched
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] Nightmare Troubadour
|Konami
|
|}

====Wii====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing City Folk
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''AquaSpace
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Art Style: Rotozoa
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Battalion Wars 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario Online RX
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Elebits
|Konami
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country Returns
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Family Table Tennis
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Fortune Street
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''FlingSmash
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fluidity
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Link's Crossbow Training
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Dream Collection
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Epic Yarn
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Return to Dream Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 1
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 2
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 3
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
|Sega
|
|-
|''Mario Kart Wii
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party 9
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Sports Mix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Super Sluggers
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid: Other M
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 3 Corruption
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''My Pokémon Ranch
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Mystery Case Files: The Malgrave Incident
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[White knights|NiGHTs]]: Journey of Dreams
|Sega
|
|-
|''Pikmin 2
|Nintendo
|A Wii port with a new control scheme
|-
|'''''Pokémon Battle Revolution
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Poképark Wii: Pikachu's Adventure
|Nintendo
|
|-

|'''''Poképark 2: Wonders Beyond
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pong Toss Pro- Frat Party Games
|JV Games Inc.
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''ThruSpace
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Rhythm Heaven Fever
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Samurai Warriors 3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sin & Punishment: Star Successor
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''SNK Arcade Classics Volume 1
|SNK
|
|-
|''Snowpack Park
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic and the Secret Rings
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Chaos
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] Legends
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Get Even
|Square Enix
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Mario All-Stars 25th Anniversary Edition
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Galaxy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Brawl
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wario Land: Shake It!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Music
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Party
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Play
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Play: Motion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Sports
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''World of Goo
|2D Boy
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Xenoblade Chronicles
|Nintendo
|
|}

====TurboGrafx-16 Entertainment SuperSystem====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Bonk's Adventure''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Wii
|}
====Nintendo 3DS====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value

|-
|''3D Game Collection
|Joindots
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D Solitaire
|Zen Studios
|
|-
|''Air Battle Hockey 3D
|10TACLE
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing: New Leaf
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Art Academy: Lessons for Everyone!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''BearShark
|CollegeHumor
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Brain Age: Concentration Training
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Bravely Default
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Crazy Construction
|G-Style
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Chibi-Robo! Photo Finder
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crashmo
|Nintendo
| A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crosswords Plus
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dedede's Drum Dash Deluxe
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dillon's Rolling Western
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dillon's Rolling Western: The Last Ranger
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Disney Magical World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Family Tennis 3D
|ARC System Works
|
|-
|''Fire Emblem: Awakening
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fluidity: Spin Cycle
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Freakyforms: Your Creations, Alive!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Freakyforms Deluxe: Your Creations, Alive!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Frogger 3D
|Konami
|Attempted to sell on [[eBay]]
|-
|''Gardenscapes
|Joindots
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''HarmoKnight
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kersploosh!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Ketzal's Corridors
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kid Icarus: Uprising
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby Fighters Deluxe
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby: Triple Deluxe
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Lego City Undercover: The Chase Begins
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario & Luigi: Dream Team
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Mario and Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games
|SEGA
|
|-
|''Mario and Donkey Kong: Mini's on the Move
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mario Golf: World Tour
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart 7
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party: Island Tour
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Tennis Open
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mighty Milky Way<ref>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]</ref>
|WayForward
|
|-
|''Naruto Powerful Shippuden
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros. 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendo 3DS Guide: Louvre
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: French Bulldog & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: Golden Retriever & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: Toy Poodle & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Outdoors Unleashed: Africa 3D
|Teyon
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Paper Mario: Sticker Star
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pikmin Short Movies 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pilotwings Resort
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Plain Video Poker
|PouncingKitten
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-

|'''''Pokédex 3D
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokedex 3D Pro
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Art Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Battle Trozei
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Dream Radar
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Gates to Infinity
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Omega Ruby
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Alpha Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Rumble Blast
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon X and Y|X]]''
|Nintendo
|Friend Codes Available via [[Facebook]]
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon X and Y|Y]]''
|Nintendo
|Friend Codes Available via [[Facebook]]
|-
|''Photo with Mario
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Azran Legacy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pushmo
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Rusty's Real Deal Baseball
|Nintendo
|His acquisition of every minigame led to the subject of an [[Pappy Van Poodle Interview|interview over his supposed sighting of an obscure character]].
|-
|''Sakura Samurai: Art of the Sword
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic All-Stars Racing Transformed
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Boom: Shattered Crystal
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Generations
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Lost World
|SEGA
|All DLC in this game purchased
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sparkle Snapshots 3D
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Spirit Camera: The Cursed Memoir
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Fox 64 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Steel Diver
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Steel Diver: Sub Wars
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Style Savvy: Trendsetters
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 3D Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sweet Memories: Blackjack
|Circle Entertainment Ltd.
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Tekken 3D
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Tetris: Axis
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Denpa Men: They Came By Wave
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Denpa Men 2: Beyond the Waves
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Denpa Men 3: The Rise of Digitoll
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tokyo Crash Mobs
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Tomodachi Life
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Ultimate NES Remix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Xtreme Sports
|WayForward
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Yoshi's New Island
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Wii U====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing Plaza'''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Arrow Time U
|XenoHorizon
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Art Academy: Sketchpad
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Bayonetta
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Bayonetta 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Luigi
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Game & Wario
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Hyrule Warriors
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Lego City Undercover
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Little Inferno
|Tommorrow Corporation
|A digital download for the Wii U.
|-
|''Family Party: 30 Great Games Obstacle Arcade
|D3Publisher
|
|-
|[[Mario Kart 8 Videos|''Mario Kart 8'']]
|Nintendo
|Revealed via Mario Kart 8 TV
|-
|'''''Mario & Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games'''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix 1
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix Pack
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros. U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Luigi U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden 3: Razor's Edge
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendo Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Poker Dice Solitaire Future
|RCMADIAX
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Pikmin 3
|Nintendo
|Bundled with Wii U console
|-
|''Pikmin Short Movies HD
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Rumble U'''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Pushmo World
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Rock Zombie
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Sing Party
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Skylanders Trap Team
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing Transformed
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Lost World
|SEGA
|
|-
|''Splatoon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 3D World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Maker
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. for Wii U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Letter
|TreeFall Studios
|A digital download for the Wii U. Also infamous for being absolute shit.
|-
|''The Wonderful 101
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Fit U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Party U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii U Panorama View
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U.
|-
|''ZombiU
|Ubisoft
|
|}

====Nintendo Switch====

{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|'''''8-Bit Adventure Steins;Gate'''<ref name=Switchfriend>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/post-4428480</ref>
|Spike Chunsoft
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing: New Horizons'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Nintendo
|-
|'''''Freedom Planet'''
|GalaxyTrail
|-
|'''''Mega Man 11'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Capcom
|-
|'''''Pokémon Legends: Arceus'''<ref name=SwitchPostJail>[[:File:Nintendo_Switch_10_August_2023_sighting.jpg]]</ref>
|The Pokémon Company and Nintendo
|-
|'''''Pokémon: Let's Go, Pikachu!'''
|The Pokémon Company and Nintendo
| Chris owns 6 Pokeball Plus peripherals for this game
|-
|'''''Pokémon Quest'''<ref name=Switchfriend2>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/post-4482126</ref>
|The Pokémon Company and Nintendo
|I mean its Pokemon and its free :/
|-
|'''''Pokémon Shining Pearl'''<ref name=SwitchPostJail></ref>
|The Pokémon Company and Nintendo
|-
|'''''Pokémon Sword & Pokémon Shield'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|The Pokémon Company and Nintendo
|Chris bought Pokémon Sword and obtained Pokémon Shield as a present from a [[Weening|Ween]] after begging for it on his 38th birthday.
|-
|'''''Sonic Forces'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Sega
|Chris also bought this for PS4 and X-box.
|-
|'''''Sonic Mania'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Sega
|-
|'''''Sonic Origins'''<ref name=SwitchPostJail></ref>
|Sega
|A compilation of the first four ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' games.
|-
|'''''Starlink: Battle for Atlas'''
|Ubisoft
|Chris owns two copies. Seen in [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)]]
|-
|'''''Super Mario Odyssey'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Nintendo
|-
|'''''Super Smash Bros. Ultimate'''
|Nintendo
|Also seen in [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)]]
|-
|'''''Team Sonic Racing'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Sega
|-
|'''''Tetris 99'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Nintendo
|Played for 350 hours as of August 2020.
|}

===Sega===
====Sega Master System====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Wonder Boy''
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii. The only SMS game he has.
|}

====Sega Genesis (Mega Drive)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Alien Soldier''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Animaniacs (video game)|Animaniacs (video game)]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Bubsy in Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind|Bubsy in Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind]]
|Accolade
|
|-
|''Desert Strike
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Fantasia (video game)|Fantasia]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Genesis 6-Pak
|Sega
|
|-
|''Kid Chameleon
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Klax (video game)|Klax]]
|Tengen
|
|-
|''Monopoly
|Parker Brothers
|
|-
|''[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Ms. Pac Man]]
|Tengen
|
|-
|''Rocket Knight Adventures
|Konami
|
|-
|'''''Sonic & [[Punchy Sonichu|Knuckles]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic 3-D Blast
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 3
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Spinball
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Star Trek: The Next Generation
|Spectrum HoloByte
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Toy Story (video game)|Toy Story]]
|Disney Interactive
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:X-Men(1993 video game)|X-Men]]
|Sega
|
|}

On 6 July 2018, Chris bought a Sega Genesis console off of eBay, apparently as a replacement<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-666#post-3536962</ref>.

====Sega Game Gear====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''The Chessmaster
|Sega
|
|-
|''Columns
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crystal Warriors
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Defenders of Oasis
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Desert Speedtrap Starring Road Runner & Wile E. Coyote
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dragon Crystal
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''G-LOC Air Battle
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Krusty’s Fun House
|Flying Edge
|
|-
|''Quest for the Shaven Yak Starring Ren & Stimpy
|Sega
|
|-
|''Shining Force: Sword of Hajya
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Shinobi
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic Drift 2
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog GG
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 2 GG
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic Blast
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Chaos
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Triple Trouble
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Sonic Labyrinth
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Super Columns
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Tails' Adventure
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Vampire Master of Darkness
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|}

====Sega CD====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Batman Returns
|Sega
|
|-
|''Double Switch
|Digital Pictures
|
|-
|''Ecco: The Tides of Time
|Sega
|
|-
|''Flashback: [[Liquid Chris|The Quest for Identity]]
|U.S. Gold
|
|-
|''Jaguar XJ220
|JVC
|
|-
|''Jurassic Park
|Sega
|
|-
|''Mad Dog McCree
|American Laser Games
|
|-
|''[[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin Power Rangers]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Rape|Night Trap]]
|Digital Pictures
|
|-
|''Power Factory Featuring C+C Music Factory
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Classics Arcade Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sewer Shark|Sewer Shark]]
|Sony Imagesoft
|
|-
|''Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Detective
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic CD
|Sega
|
|-
|''Star Wars: Rebel Assault
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Time Gal
|Renovation
|
|-
|''Tomcat Alley
|Sega
|
|-
|''Wirehead
|Sega
|
|}

====Sega 32X====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''B.C. Racers
|Front Street Publishing
|
|-
|''Cosmic Carnage
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Knuckles Chaotix
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[I AM STRONG|Toughman Contest]]
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter
|Sega
|
|-
|''Virtua Racing Deluxe
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega Saturn====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Baku Baku
|Sega
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden URA
|Sega
|
|-
|''Fighters Megamix
|Sega
|
|-
|''NiGHTs into Dreams
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic 3D Blast
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic R
|Sega
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter Remix
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega Dreamcast====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Bleem! *Gran Turismo 2*
|Bleem
|An emulation disc for the PlayStation ''GT2''
|-
|''Seaman
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Son-Chu|Chu Chu]] Rocket
|Sega
|
|-
|''Crazy Taxi
|Sega
|
|-
|''Evolution
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Evolution 2
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Jet Grind Radio
|Sega
|
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|
|-
|''The Next Tetris
|Crave
|
|-
|''Q*Bert
|Hasbro Interactive
|
|-
|''[[List_of_cards_from_The_Wall_of_Originals#Espanolic|Samba de Amigo]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Dreamcast Generator D.1
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack V.1
|Sega
|
|-
|''Skies of Arcadia
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Shuffle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[South Park]]: [[CADD Chef|Chef's]] [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Luv Shack]]
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Magnetic Neo
|Crave
|
|-
|''Suzuki Alstare Extreme Racing
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Time Stalkers
|Sega
|
|-
|''Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation
|Eidos Interactive
|
|-
|''Toy Commander
|No Cliché
|
|-
|''Virtual-On Oratorio Tangram
|Activision
|
|-
|''Wetrix +
|XICAT
|
|}

===Sony===
==== PlayStation (PSX, PSone)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''2Xtreme
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Activision Classics
|Activision
|
|-
|''Amazing Virtual Sea-Monkies, The
|[[Greene County Conspiracy|Conspiracy]]
|
|-
|''Arcade's Greatest Hits - The Midway Collection 2
|Midway
|
|-
|''Atari Anniversary Edition Redux
|Infogrames
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden
|Takara
|
|-
|'''''Beast Wars [[Transformers]]
|Hasbro Interactive
|
|-
|''Blaster Master: Blasting Again
|Crave
|
|-
|''Bowling
|A1
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''[[Chris and anger|Bloody Roar]]
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Bubsy 3D
|Accolade
|
|-
|''Casper: Friends Around the World
|Sound Source
|
|-
|''Castlevania Chronicles
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 4
|Sony
|
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Sony
|A physical copy
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bash
|Sony
|
|-
|''Danger Girl
|THQ
|
|-
|''Dead in the Water
|ASC Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Defcon 5
|Data East
|
|-
|''Destruction Derby
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Dragon Ball GT: Final Bout
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Ultimate Battle 22
|Infogrames
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII
|Square Enix
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''[[Son-Chu|Ford]] Racing
|Empire Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Frogger
|Hasbro Interactive
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo 2
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gundam Battle Assault 2
|Bandai
|
|-
|''[[Plush Breasts|Hooters:]] Road Trip
|Ubisoft
|There's only [[Mass debating|only logical reason]] why Chris bought this.
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|989 Studios
|A physical copy
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|Jumping Flash!}}
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|The King of Fighters '99}}
|SNK
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|Klonoa: Door to Phantomile}}
|Namco
|
|-
|''[[Lego]] Island 2: The Brickster's Revenge
|Lego Software
|
|-
|''Loaded
|Interplay
|
|-
|''Medal of Honor
|Electronic Arts
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Medal of Honor Underground
|Electronic Arts
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''MediEvil
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mega Man Legends
|Capcom
|
|-
|'''''[[Metal Gear|Metal Gear Solid]]
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Miracle Space Race
|Mud Duck
|
|-
|''Mobile Light Force
|XS Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mortal Kombat 4
|Midway
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''MTV Music Generator
|Codemasters
|
|-
|''Need For Speed: High Stakes
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Need For Speed III: Hot Pursuit
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|[[Obesity|Pizza Hut]] Sampler Disc 2
|Sony
|
|-
|''[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Pooh's]] Party Game: In Search of the Treasure
|Disney
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack 1
|Sony
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Summer 2000
|Sony
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Winter 2000
|Sony
|
|-
|''Porsche Challenge
|Sony
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Chemical X-Traction
|BAM!
|
|-
|''Puzzle Star Sweep
|A1 Games
|
|-
|''Rally Cross
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman 2: The Great Escape
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director's Cut
|Capcom
|A physical copy
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director’s Cut
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
|Capcom
|A demo disc
|-
|''R-Types
|Agetec
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''R-Type Delta
|Agetec
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''SimCity 2000
|Maxis
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Small Soldiers
|Electronic Arts
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''SnoCross Championship Racing
|Crave Entertainment
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''[[Bionic the Hedgehog|Space Jam]]
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Spec Ops: Airborne Commando
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Covert Assault
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Ranger Elite
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Stealth Patrol
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Speed Racer
|Jaleco
|
|-
|''[[Homos|Spice World]]
|Psygnosis
|
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Sony
|A physical copy
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro: Year of the Dragon
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Star Wars Episode I: Jedi Power Battles
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha 2
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Suikoden
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Superstar Dance Club: #1 Hits
|XS Games
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Syphon Filter 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Ten Pin Alley
|ASC Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|Tekken 2}}
|Namco
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tekken 2
|Namco
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider
|Eidos Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Toy Story 2: Buzz Lightyear to the Rescue!
|Activision
|
|-
|''Twisted Metal 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Um Jammer Lammy
|Sony
|
|-
|''Vandal Hearts
|Konami
|
|-
|''V.I.P.
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Vigilante 8: 2nd Offense
|Activision
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Williams Arcade's Greatest Hits
|Williams
|
|-
|''XS Junior League Soccer
|XS Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|}

====PlayStation 2 (PS2)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 105
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 106
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 107
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 108
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 109
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 110
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 111
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 112
|Sony
|
|-
|''Aeon Flux
|Majesco
|
|-
|''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]] - Zombie Ninja Pro-Am
|Midway/[[Adult Swim]] Games
|
|-
|''[[Britney Spears|Britney's]] Dance Beat
|THQ
|
|-
|''Crash Nitro Kart
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Crash [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Twinsanity]]
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Extreme
|Konami
|
|-
|''Dark Cloud
|Sony
|
|-
|''EyeToy Play
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''[[Family Guy]] Video Game!
|2K/Fox
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 2
|-
|''Fatal Frame
|Tecmo
|
|-
|''Grand Theft Auto 3
|Rockstar Games
|Attempted to sell on [[eBay]].
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]]
|RedOctane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero II
|RedOctane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Encore - Rocks The 80s
|RedOctane
|
|-
|''The Guy Game
|Gathering
|This game was pulled from print after it was found that one of the models who [[Mass debating|flashed the camera]] was [[Pedofork|only 17]].
|-
|''InuYasha: The Secret of the Cursed Mask
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Jak X: Combat Racing
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 10
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 11
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 14
|Sony
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Volume 3
|Konami
|
|-
|''{{w|Kingdom Hearts (video game)|Kingdom Hearts}}
|Square Enix
|
|-
|''{{w|Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil}}
|Namco
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marc Eckō's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure|Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure]]
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo]]
|Bandai
|
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]] 2
|Sony
|
|-
|PSUnderground Summer Sampler
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Mega Collection Plus
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''Soul Calibur III
|Bandai/Namco
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5: Special Edition
|Sega
|
|-
|''Taiko Drum Master
|Namco
|
|-
|''Tekken Tag Tournament
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]]
|Atari
|
|-
|''Unreal Tournament
|Infogrames
|
|}

====PlayStation 3 (PS3)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''3D Dot Game Heroes
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Age of Booty
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Altered Beast
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Ape Escape (Playstation Move)
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Aquatopia
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Armored Core 4
|Sega
|
|-
|''Astro Tripper
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Back to the Future: The Game
|Telltale
|Both the disc version and the downloadable version
|-
|''Band Hero
|Activision
|
|-
|''Battle Fantasia
|Aksys
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[100 2269|The Beatles: Rock Band]]
|MTV Games
|
|-
|''Beat Sketcher <ref>[[:File:BeatSketcher20101012.png]]</ref>
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bejeweled 3
|Popcap
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bionic Commando (2009)
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Bionic Commando Rearmed
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bioshock
|2K Games
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blade Kitten
|Atari
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Blast Factor
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $8 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blokus
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Blue Toad Murder Files: The Mysteries of Little Riddle
|Relentless Software
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Blur (video game)|Blur (Video game)]]
|Bizarre Creations
|
|-
|''Bomberman Ultra
|Hudson Soft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Borderlands
|2K Games
|
|-
|''Braid
|Number None
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Brutal Legend|Brütal Legend]]'''''
|Electronic Arts
|Chris's 50th physical acquisition for the PS3.
|-
|''BurgerTime World Tour
|MonkeyPaw Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Burn Zombie Burn
|Pinnacle
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Burnout Paradise
|Electronic Arts
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $67 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: Monster Rally
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: Robo Jam
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz TV
|Sony
|Approximately $31 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz World
|Sony
|
|-
|''Calling All Cars
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Catherine
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Championship Sprint
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena
|Atari
|
|-
|''Comet Crash
|Pelfast
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Comix Zone
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Costume Quest
|THQ
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Crash Commando
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Crescent Pale Mist
|Rockin' Android
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Critter Crunch
|Capybara Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Cuboid
|TikGames, LLC
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Dark Sector
|D3 Publisher
|
|-
|''Dead Space
|Electronic Arts
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Disgaea 3: Absence of Justice
|NIS America
|Approximately $65 spent on DLC.
|-
|''DuckTales: Remastered''
|Capcom
|*FC* - [[May 2017]] - $15.00 - Chris bought this shortly after buying ''The Disney Afternoon Collection'' for the PS4, even though the original version is included in that pack.
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Burst Limit
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Chandler cats|Droplitz]]
|Atlus
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
|Bethesda
|"Game of the Year Edition"
|-
|''Elefunk
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Enchanted Arms
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|'''''[[The Eye of Judgement]]
|Sony
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Fairytale Fights
|Playlogic
|
|-
|''[[Family Guy|Family Guy]]:Back to the Multiverse
|Activision
|
|-
|''Fallout: New Vegas
|Bethesda
|
|-
|''Far Cry 2
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Obesity|Fat]] Princess
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''flOw
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Homo|Flower]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Folklore
|Sony
|
|-
|''Fret Nice
|Tecmo
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Frogger Returns
|Konami
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Giant Enemy Crab|Genji: Days of the Blade]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Go! Puzzle
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Go! Sports Ski
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Go! Sports Skydiving
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $12 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[God of War]] III
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''God of War Collection
|Sony
|
|-
|''Grand Theft Auto IV
|Rockstar Games
|
|-
|''Gravity Crash
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Green Day: Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|Interestingly enough, their frontman is a [[homo]].
|-
|''GripShift v2.0
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Gauntlet II
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock
|RedOctane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero 5
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Aerosmith
|RedOctane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Hits
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Metallica
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Van Halen
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero World Tour
|RedOctane
|
|-
|''Gunstar Heroes
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Hail to the Chimp
|Game[[Duck|cock]]
|
|-
|''Hamilton's Great Adventure
|Fatshark
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Heavenly Sword
|Sony
|
|-
|''Heavy Rain
|Sony
|
|-
|''High Stakes: Poker Edition
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''High Velocity Bowling
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|''The House of the Dead III
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''inFamous
|Sony
|
|-
|''Invincible Tiger: The Legend of Han Tao
|Bandai Namco
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Jak and Daxter Collection
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jeopardy!
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Joust
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Killzone 2
|Sony
|Approximately $6 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Lair
|Sony
|
|-
|''The Last Guy
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|''The Lego Movie Videogame
|WB Games
|
|-
|''Lego Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust
|Codemasters
|
|-
|''Lemmings
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''LIMBO
|Playdead
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Linger in Shadows
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|Approximately $98 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''LittleBigPlanet 2
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''LittleBigPlanet 3
|Sony
|
|-
|''LocoRoco Cocoreccho!
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mainichi Issho
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom 2
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Marvel Ultimate Alliance
|Activision
|
|-
|''Mega [[JERKS|Man]] 9
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mega Man 10
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mesmerize
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Sonichu's Edge|Mirror's Edge]]
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire
|Bandai Namco Games
|
|-
|'''''[[ModNation Racers]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Monster Madness: Grave Danger
|South Peak Interactive
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat (2009)
|WB Games
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat II
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Motorstorm
|Sony
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Motorstorm RC
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mushroom Wars
|Creat Studios
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Namco Museum Essentials
|Bandai Namco Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Noby Noby Boy
|Bandai Namco Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Novastrike
|Tiki Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Nucleus
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PAIN
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $41 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PAYDAY: The Heist
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode One
|Hothead Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode Two
|Hothead Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PixelJunk Eden Encore
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Monsters Encore
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Racers
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PixelJunk Shooter
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Piyotama
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale
|Sony
|
|-
|''Q*Bert v2.0
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rag Doll Kung Fu: Fists of Plastic
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rampage
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rampart
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank Future: [[Fuck Quest|Quest for Booty]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rayman 3 HD
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Red Faction Guerrilla
|THQ
|
|-
|''Resident Evil 5
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Resistance: Fall of Man
|Sony
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 3
|-
|''Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Rock Band 2
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Rock Revolution
|Konami
|
|-
|''Saints Row 2
|THQ
|
|-
|''Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 1: The Penal Zone
|Telltale Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''SAW
|Konami
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars Tennis
|Sega
|
|-
|''The Simpsons Game
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Siren: Blood Curse
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Snakeball
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic CD
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic Generations
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog (2006)
|Sega
|Approximately $7.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog 4 Episode 1
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Unleashed
|Sega
|Approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] IV
|Bandai Namco
|"Premium edition"; approximately $33.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Soul Calibur V
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Spider-Man 3
|Activision
|"Collector’s edition"
|-
|''Stranglehold
|Midway
|"Collector’s edition"; approximately $15 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[CWC Fighter|Street Fighter IV]]
|Capcom
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Stuntman Ignition
|THQ
|
|-
|''Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super [[Mass debating|Rub a Dub]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super Stardust HD
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super Street Fighter IV
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars
|Psyonix
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Re-Shelled
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection
|Namco
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Tekken Hybrid
|Namco
|
|-
|''Timeshift
|Vivendi Games
|
|-
|''Toy Home
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $7 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Transformers - The Game
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
|Activision
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Trash Panic
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
|Sony
|
|-
|''Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception
|Sony
|
|-
|''UNO
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Untold Legends: Dark Kingdom
|Sony
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter 5
|Sega
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh
|Warner Bros.
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh Part 2
|Warner Bros.
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wheel of Fortune
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''WipEout HD
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wolf of the Battlefield: Commando 3
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wolfenstein 3D
|Activision
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''X-Blades
|SouthPeak Games
|
|-
|''Zen Pinball
|Zen Studios
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|}

====PlayStation 4 (PS4)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Little Big Planet 3
|Sony
|Chris bought this game before acquiring a PS4.
|-
|''The Playroom
|Sony
|
|-
|''Call Of Duty Black Ops 3
|Activision
|
|-
|''inFAMOUS Second Son
|Sony
|
|-
|''Destiny
|Sony
|
|-
|''Disney Afternoon Collection''
|Capcom
|*FC* $20.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Freedom Planet''
|GalaxyTrail
|*FC* $15.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Giana Sisters Twisted Dreams - Director's Cut''
|Black Forest
|*FC* $15.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Killzone Shadow Fall
|Sony
|
|-
|''Knack
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego Dimensions
|WB Games
|
|-
|''Lego Worlds''
|WB Games
|*FC* - [[March 2017]] - Chris used profit from selling his father's stamp collection to buy this on its 7 March release date for $30.
|-
|''PaRappa the Rapper Remastered''
|Sony
|*FC* $15.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Pure Chess''
|Ripstone
|*FC* $8.00 - [[April 2017]]
|-
|''Sonic Forces
|Sega
|*FC* $39.99 - [[November 2017]]. Chris also bought this for Xbox and Nintendo Switch
|-
|''Skylanders Swap Force
|Activision
|
|-
|''Skylanders Trap Team
|Activision
|
|-
|''TRANSFORMERS: Devastation
|Activision
|
|-
|''Yu-Gi-Oh: Legacy of the Duelist
|Konami
|
|-
|}

====PlayStation Portable (PSP)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Ape Escape Academy
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ape Escape ~ On the Loose
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ape Quest
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Armored Core: Formula Front - Extreme Battle
|Agetec
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury - Blazin' Trails
|Sony
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury Pro
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Beats
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Fuck quest|Brooktown High]]
|Konami
|
|-
|''Bust-A-Move Deluxe
|Majesco
|
|-
|''BUZZ! Master Quiz
|Sony
|
|-
|''Carol Vorderman's Sudoku
|Secret Stash
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Vivendi Universal Games
|
|-
|''Darkstalkers Chronicle - The Chaos Tower
|Capcom
|Chris's 50th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|''Daxter
|Sony
|
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $5 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Every Extend Extra
|Buena Vista Games
|
|-
|''EXIT
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Frogger: [[Slow-in-the-minds|Helmet Chaos]]
|Konami
|
|-
|''Gangs of London
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gangs Of London
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus Special Edition: Battle of Attica
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gripshift
|Red Mile
|
|-
|''Guilty Gear Judgement
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Gunpey
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Gurumin - A Monstrous Adventure
|Mastiff
|
|-
|''[[Harvey Birdman Commercial|Harvey Birdman]] - Attorney At Law
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Hot Pixel
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Recycling|Infected]]
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''[[Cwcville|Kingdom of Paradise]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego Stars Wars II: The Original Trilogy
|LucasArts
|
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Locoroco
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lumines II
|Buena Vista Games
|
|-
|''Mercury Meltdown
|Ignition
|
|-
|''Mind Quiz
| Ubisoft
|
|-
|''MLB 07: The Show
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam - Battle Royale
|Bandai Namco Games
|A Japanese import
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''[[Autism|PQ Practical Intelligence Quotient]]
|D3
|
|-
|''Puzzle Challenge Crosswords and More
|Crave
|
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank: [[Duck|Size Matters]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sampler Disc for PSP Vol.1
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sega Genesis Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Clover and Snoopy|Snoopy]] Vs. the Red Baron
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''SOCOM U.S. Navy SEALs Fireteam Bravo
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rivals
|Sega
|Chris's 25th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|'''''Sonic Rivals 2
|Sega
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Extreme
|Taito
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Combat Ops
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Logan's Shadow
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Tekken: Dark Resurrection
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''The Con
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''Transformers - The Game
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Fridays After Five|Ultimate Block Party]]
|Conspiracy
|
|-
|''WipEout Pure
|Sony
|
|-
|''WTF: Work Time Fun
|D3 Publisher
|
|}

====Universal Media Disc (UMD) Video====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Ah! My Goddess the Movie
|Geneon
|
|-
|''Christmas with the Kranks
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Creature Comforts: The Complete First Season
|Sony
|
|-
|''[[Family Guy]]: Freakin' Sweet Collection
|Fox
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
|Sony
|
|-
|''Fun with Dick and Jane
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Into the Blue
|Sony/Columbia/MGM
|
|-
|''Lords Of Dogtown
|Sony/Columbia/TriStar
|
|-
|''National Lampoon's Animal House
|Universal
|
|-
|''[[Some Favored Comedians|Saturday Night Live]] Collection - The Best of [[Obesity|Chris Farley]]
|Lions Gate
|
|-
|''[[South Park]]: When Technology Attacks!
|Paramount/Comedy Central
|
|-
|''Spider-Man - The New Animated Series: The Mutant Menace
|Sony/Marvel
|
|-
|''Spider-Man
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Stealth
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''[[Virgin with rage|Superbad]]: Unrated Extended Edition
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Wedding Crashers: Uncorked Edition
|New Line
|
|-
|}

====PlayStation Vita (PSV)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Army Corps of Hell
|Square Enix
|
|-
|''BlazBlue: Continuum Shift Extend
|Arc System Works, Aksys Games
|
|-
|''BreakQuest Extra Evolution
|Beatshapers
|
|-
|''Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
|Spike Chunsoft
|
|-
|''Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair
|Spike Chunsoft
|
|-
|''Danganronpa Another Episode: Ultra Despair Girls
|Spike Chunsoft
|
|-
|''Dokuro
|Gungho Online Entertainment
|
|-
|''Dungeon Hunter: Alliance
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Escape Plan
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gravity Rush
|Sony
|
|-
|''Hotline Miami
|Devolver Digital
|
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf: World Invitational
|Sony
|
|-
|''Hustle Kings
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego [[Harry Potter]]: Years 5-7
|Sony
|
|-
|''Little Deviants
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lumines Electronic Symphony
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''[[ModNation Racers]] [[Ohio trip|Roadtrip]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat
|Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment
|
|-
|''MotorStorm: RC
|Sony
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden Sigma Plus
|Tecmo
|
|-
|''Plants vs. Zombies
|Popcap
|
|-
|''Pinball Arcade
|FarSight Studios
|
|-
|''Pinball Heroes Complete
|Sony
|
|-
|''Pure Chess
|RebelPlay
|
|-
|''PulzAR
|Sony
|
|-
|''Rayman Origins
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Reality Fighters
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ridge Racer
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Resistance: Burning Skies
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time
|Sony
|
|-
|''Star Wars Pinball
|Zen
|
|-
|''Sumioni: Demon Arts
|AQUIRE
|
|-
|''Super Stardust Delta
|Sony
|
|-
|''Table Top Tanks
|Sony
|
|-
|''Tales from Space: Mutant Blobs Attack
|Drinkbox
|
|-
|''Touch My Katamari
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Uncharted: Golden Abyss
|Sony
|
|-
|''Unit 13
|Sony
|
|-
|''Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward
|Chunsoft/Aksys/Rising Star
|
|-
|''Welcome Park
|Sony
|A tutorial game that comes with the Vita
|-
|''WipEout 2048
|Sony
|
|}

===Microsoft===
Despite Chris's avowed hatred of da [[HEXBox]] 360, he tried to sell several games for the original Xbox on [[eBay]].<ref>[[List of Chris's eBay sales]]</ref> In November 2017, he casually mentioned his gamertag<ref>https://www.xboxgamertag.com/search/CWCSonichu1982/</ref> in a Facebook comment.

====Xbox====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Call of Duty 2: Big Red One|''Call of Duty 2: Big Red One'']]
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay|The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay]]''
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Driv3r|''Driv3r'']]
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Celebrity Deathmatch (video game)|Celebrity Deathmatch]]''
|Gotham
|
|-
|}

====Xbox One====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Aftercharge''
| Chainsawesome Games
|
|-
|''Anthem''
| BioWare, Bioware Austin LLC
|
|-
|''Banjo Kazooie: N n B''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|-
|''Banjo-Kazooie''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|-
|''Banjo-Tooie''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|-
|''Dark Souls Remaster''
|From Software, QLOC, Virtuos
|
|-
|''Forza Horizon 4''
|Microsoft
|Drives a custom Sonichu colored Ford Focus
|-
|-
|''Gears of War: Ultimate Edition''
|Microsoft
|
|$39.99 ''($19.99-39.99)''
|-
|''Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice''
|Ninja Theory
|
|-
|''Jetpac Refuelled''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Kameo''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|[[Life Is Strange]] Season 2 Episode 1
|Dontnod Entertainment, Deck Nine, Feral Interactive
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat X''
|NetherRealm Studios
|
|-
|''Perfect Dark''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Perfect Dark Zero''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Rare Replay''
|Microsoft
|
|$29.99
|-
|''Realm Royale''
|Heroic Leap Games
|
|-
|''Shadow of the Tomb Raider''
|Square Enix, Feral Interactive
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog''
|Sega
|
|$4.99
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog 2''
|Sega
|
|$4.99
|-
|''Sonic The Hedgehog 3''
|Sega
|
|$4.99
|-
|''Sonic & Knuckles''
|Sega
|
|$4.99
|-
|''Sonic Generations''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic Forces''
|Sega
|Chris also bought this for the PS4 and Nintendo Switch.
|-
|-
|''Shantae: Half-Genie Hero''
|WayForward Technologies
|
|-
|''Shantae and the Pirate's Curse''
|WayForward Technologies
|
|-
|''Super Lucky's Tale''
|Playful Corp
|
|-
|''Sunset Overdrive''
|Xbox Game Studios
|
|-
|''Thomas Was Alone''
|Mike Bithell
|
|-
|''The Orange Box''
|Valve Corporation, Electronic Arts, EA Bright Light
|
|-
|''Viva Piñata''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Viva Piñata: TIP''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''HALO 5 : GUARDIANS''
|Microsoft
|
|}

===iPhone===
{|class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''
|
|
|-
|}

===Steam===
{{incomplete}}

Despite Chris's fanboyism towards consoles, Chris has played some games on the PC DRM Steam. The most interesting listing is Payday 2: a game the [[Idea Guys]] were obsessed with.
{|class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Five Nights at Freddy's''
|Scott Cawthon Games
|
|-
|''Payday 2''
|Overkill/505
|
|-
|''Portal''
|Valve Corporation
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic 3 & Knuckles''
|Sega
|
|}

==See also==
*[[List of Chris's Blu-ray discs]]
*[[Miyamoto Saga]]
*''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]''
*''[[Sonichu Advance]]''
*''[[Sonichu Adventure]]''
*[[Video games]]

==References==
<references />

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?mdn5wamumtv The Excel file] DEAD LINK
*[http://outerheaven.pastebin.com/f277fb9e2 Purchases from May 7th onward] ([https://archive.ph/seRMe archive])

{{Money}}
{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Video Games]]

Fiona Cooper

2023-08-26T03:23:16Z

Panasonichu:

{{incomplete|[[The Lainchu Manifesto]]}}
{{Honest}}
{{Unreliable|type=misinfo|is being}}
{{Unreliable|type=sock}}
{{Protip|Like with the [[Wallflower]], the true identity of the Suitress will be concealed on the CWCki, even though it is an open secret. Any references to her identity will be edited out. The consequences that follow from this will vary. For more information, see [[CWCki:The Suitress|here]].}}

{{quote|I know he's an absolute bigoted idiot. But he's one I want to protect and take care of in a weird way. I empathize with him when he blabs on and on about his special interests, knowing that I used to be an obsessive Pokemon fangirl as a kid, similar to how he is with Sonic(hu).
I see him as human, albeit a highly broken one.|The Suitress's opinion on Chris before the incest leaks<ref>https://archive.md/cV5W0</ref>}}

{{Quote|This legit sucks now. I regret everything about ever writing this. I never knew Chris was going to turn out this way back then.
I'm absolutely pissed and disgusted at him now. I'm fucking traumatized. Help me.|The Suitress's opinion of Chris after the [[incest call]] leaks.<ref name = regret>[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SuitressRegret.png Source:vigyaa]</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
| name = [''redacted'']
| image = AHiddenSuitress.jpg
| title = The Suitress
| race = White
| nationality = [[United States|American]]<ref name=personal/>
| aliases = The Suitress The Everfree Suitress Fifi Vixenhart Fifi<ref group = note>Chris refered to the Suitress as this in a jail letter.</ref> Snoo<ref group = "note">Several of the account names listed belonged to throwaway accounts which the Suitress had created, but has since abandoned.</ref> ScootalooSister Scootaloo<ref>[[Incest Leak Interview]]</ref> [[User:Chris Chan's Chris Fan|Chris Chan's Chris Fan]]
| gender = Female
| occupation = Artist Moderator of Chris Chan subreddit (formerly)
| saga = {{saga|jacob|cn}}, {{saga|watchmen|cn}}, {{saga|incest|cn}}
| knownfor = *Being hyperfixated on Chris to the point of having a genuine crush on him *Wanting to have sex with Chris, even after discovering that he was in an affair with his mother *Being hired by Chris to protect him from Jacob Sockness at Everfree Northwest *Initiating leaks of the incest call.
}}

"'''The Suitress'''" is the codename of the heiress of [[Megan Schroeder]], [[The Wallflower]], and [[DoopieDoOver]], a young [[autism|autistic]]<ref name=personal>[[Suitress DMs#Dating Advice]]</ref> woman who hyperfixated on Chris to the point of developing a sort of genuine, self-admitted crush for Chris.<ref name="SuitressExplanation">{{Cite web|url=https://vigyaa.io/i-have-a-full-blown-crush-on-cwc-and-i-feel-absolutely-insane-efd87f28|archive=https://archive.ph/cV5W0|title=I have a full-blown crush on CWC and I feel absolutely insane|url-status=dead|website=vigyaa}}</ref> This codename was created out of courtesy for things that occurred to her after interacting with Chris, and for her own good.

She began contact with Chris via text sometime after discovering his phone number on Reddit,{{cite}} and was interacting with him [[Suitress DMs|via text]] and [[Suitress Facetime Videos|live video]] in secret. She had also been set to meet with Chris during the August 2021 [[Everfree Northwest]] convention. Prior to all of this, the Suitress was an active and well-known member of the CWCsphere, producing loads of fanart regarding Chris, even temporarily moderating a sub-reddit dedicated to him.

On 19 July 2021, Chris invited both the Suitress and [[Bella]] into a [[Watchmen]] server. Bella introduced herself to the Suitress and the two befriended each other. From there, Bella showed instances of having a crush on the Suitress herself.<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Bella Thirst]]</ref> When Bella told her about Chris's [[Affair with Mother|affair with his mother]], the Suitress initiated the leaks of chunks of the [[Incest call]], although, when her friends on [[CCCC Incest Call chat|a Discord Server]] doubted the authenticity of the original leak, she leaked Bella's voice without her permission<ref name=pissedbella>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Bella discusses incest news leak]]</ref> and also leaking the [[incest texts]] despite Bella telling her not to post them yet.<ref>[[Bella and Suitress chats#Coordinating response to Chris]]</ref> Bella attempted to frame the Suitress as being the voice in the call in her frantic attempts to avoid being outed.

Even after the incest revelation, despite her initial shock and wanting Chris to get arrested, the Suitress still expressed interest in having sex with Chris, stating that she hoped doing so might sway him away from his mother.<ref>[[Bella and Suitress chats#Discussion of Incest Call]]</ref><ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Quit Her]]</ref> However, the Suitress soon after distanced herself from Chris. Chris has however discussed desires to get back in touch with her in various jail letters.

==Discovery of Chris==
[[File:SuitressCrush.jpg|thumb|left|200px|An old tablet drawing the Suitress posted on a now deleted Reddit account.]]
{{quote|I see him as human, albeit a highly broken one.|The Suitress's thoughts on Chris after "feeling" for him.<ref name=SuitressExplanation/>}}

In order to understand her voluntary interactions with Chris, and some of the events that came with it — as perplexing and hard to understand as they are — the Suitress's discovery of Chris and her initial feelings towards him must be discussed first.

Previously living a rather normal life, the Suitress discovered Chris sometime during the start of the [[COVID-19]] pandemic,<ref>{{Cite Reddit|post=n9pb97|subreddit=ChrisChanSonichu|archive=https://teddit.ggc-project.de/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/n9pb97/thank_you_chris/|username=[deleted] (the Suitress)|title=Thank you, Chris}}</ref> out of boredom. She soon saw him as a means of coping with the hardships of quarantine, taking pity on him and reveling in the ways she was "not Chris". This proved itself to be a vicious cycle that led to some of the events that occurred afterwards. Before finding out that Chris was having sex with his mother, the Suitress seemed to have have complicated feelings towards Chris's character, seeing him as a broken person with needs she could fulfill herself; part of the reason for her crush, which stemmed from the aforementioned pity for him; whilst also finding him deplorable.

According to the Suitress, she first became aware of Chris through the YouTuber, Deadwing Dork, who mentioned Chris time and time again. She claimed that she began researching him out of curiosity, first feeling disgusted by him, a feeling that persisted and conflicted with the crush she later developed. The Suitress later formed a more serious interest in Christory in the July of 2020, watching [[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History|Geno's documentary series]] with a friend, '''Physical-Floor''', and reading articles from this wiki extensively. The Suitress also claimed that she started having "feelings" towards Chris on the September of that year, which later started evolving into a full-on crush when she listened to the [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|audio regarding Chris's date with Emily]] in November.<ref name="SuitressExplanation"/>

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==Activity in Chris-related circles==
{{Incomplete|Activity in Jacob Sockness's server|Involvement in Watchmen servers}}

The Suitress was a very active member in the CWCSphere, making [[The Suitress#Chris-related|fan art]] and cosplays, and posting regularly on Discords and the sub-reddit dedicated to him, along with temporarily moderating said subreddit starting on January 2021.<ref name="SuitressExplanation"/> During this time, the Suitress got along well with much of the CWCSphere, developing a large network of online friends by befriending many other members of the CWCsphere, passive observers, white-knights, A-logs, weens, and would-be trolls alike. Not all of the attention she received was positive, however. Much like how Chris’s bizarre behavior attracted trolls, a small following formed around the Suitress in an attempt to turn her into a lolcow.<ref name = suitressassociates>[[User:Anaxis/The Lainchu Manifesto#The Suitress and Associates]]</ref>

The Suitress’s behavior, including her attempts at making contact with Chris despite having been warned numerous times not to do so, led to her receiving numerous warnings from moderators of the [[Official CWCki Server]]. This culminated in her being banned from the server. Though evading this ban with a new account and returning a month later, the Suitress was soon removed from the server a second time.<ref name=suitressassociates/>

Despite previously coming into conflict with the Watchmen when they had attempted to face-dox her,<ref name=suitressassociates/> the Suitress was an "untrusted guest" in [[The Knights of CWC]] server.

==Interactions with Chris==
{{See also|Suitress DMs|Suitress Facetime Videos}}
[[File:Suitress-CWC DMs6.png|thumb|Chris giving dating advice to the Suitress]]
The Suitress first attempted to start talking to Chris in 2020. She began communication with him by sending a drawing of [[Nightstar]] to his phone number, though she initially received no response. Her fascination with Chris led her to beg him to reply in the chat of one of Chris’s YouTube live streams, even before her self-admitted crush had developed.<ref>[[:File:Snoowarning1.png]]</ref>

By 16 July 2021, she and Chris were on speaking terms. She used the pseudonym '''Fifi Vixenhart''' and also shared other pieces of her personal information with him. Chris did not initially seem to be reciprocating feelings for the Suitress, finding that "there would be a major bad impression on lack of empathy and consideration coming from [the Suitress’s] end."<ref name=personal/> However, Chris later recorded an audio file promising not to get upset in front of her at the [[Everfree Northwest]] convention over the [[My Little Pony Protests|MLP G5]] cartoon, and said he loved her.<ref name=promise>[[Animated Everfree Message]]</ref>

On 19 July 2021, Chris invited her into the [[Knights of CWC]] Discord server hosted by [[The WCT]], where Chris introduced her to [[Bella]].<ref>[[WCT DMs#Invitation|A DM between Chris and The WCT where they talk about inviting the Suitress.]]</ref> The Suitress began to converse with Bella at that point, seemingly unaware Bella wished to date her at Everfree Northwest. Chris also discussed his open-relationship with the Suitress with the WCT, sharing both her screen name and photograph in a text despite her asking him not to.

From what is known about the interactions between Chris and the Suitress (and some that Chris had with Bella), Chris appeared to stress the importance of "encouraging her" and "boosting her self-confidence" to find a long-term sweetheart at her college, believing himself to be some sort of mentor for her. At various points, Chris mentioned being in an "open-relationship" with the Suitress and his "Lady Friend" ([[Barb]])<ref>[[Bella Chats#The Selected Few]]</ref><ref>[[Incest Call]]</ref>. Chris had seemingly developed a sort of infatuation with the Suitress himself. Chris stated in a text that having sex with the Suitress would be the right step for her to take for her "mental and emotional development".<ref>[[Bella Chats#Sex with the Suitress]]</ref> Despite this, he had stronger feelings for Bella and already had sex with Barb by this point, indicating that the boundaries of his Love Quest had been widening, even before his incest with Barb was discovered.

The Suitress was also set to meet Chris at the convention [[Everfree Northwest]].

==Interactions with Bella==
{{see also|Post-incest leak drama}}
The earliest known interaction between Bella and the Suitress occurred on 19 July 2021. After being invited to the [[Knights of CWC]] server run by [[The WCT]], Bella invited him, the Suitress, and Chris to her [[Chess Group 15]] Discord.<ref>[[Chess Group 15 Chats#Suitress enters chess group #15]]</ref> There the Suitress, under the name "'''ScootalooSister'''", didn't seem to have done anything particularly noteworthy beyond playing games of chess and conversing with Bella about their plans with Everfree Northwest.

According to Bella, the Suitress had told her in private messages about the details of her attraction towards Chris, begging Chris to get with her, and Bella claiming the Suitress to be "possesive" of Chris. Bella had also stated on a few ocassions to consider the Suitress to be her "best friend".<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#On the Suitress]]</ref>

==The Incest Scandal==
{{See also|CCCC Incest Call Leak}}
{{quote|Well...I unleashed a moment in Christory for y'all
I don't know how I feel|The Suitress expressing uncertainty at revealing Chris's incestuous relationship}}

On the night of 29 July 2021, Bella shared with the Suitress an edited 9-minute clip of the full 4-hour incest call in private<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Bella reacts to incest call |A discord chat where Bella confirms sending the Suitress the 9-minute leak.]]</ref>, telling her that Chris was having sex with Barb. Some time later, the Suitress shared a further edited version of this call, which cut out most of Bella's dialogue, on a separate Discord server, which was later uploaded onto YouTube.

When people doubted the authenticity of the leak, the Suitress then shared the entire 9-minute clip she was given, which also had Bella's voice on it, on the same server without her permission. The leak was soon uploaded by two different users onto both Reddit and YouTube, respectively.

The Suitress then at one point asked for the full call, but was always given excuses by Bella as to why she couldn't share it with her, including that her phone would "record randomly". Bella was also evidently irritated by the Suitress leaking the 9-minute audio.<ref name=pissedbella></ref>

==Leak Aftermath==
{{Misinfo|Despite your worst fears, the Suitress was never "institutionalized". At worst, she went through a depressive episode after the leaks and was temporarily hospitalized. She appears to be doing fine according to accounts from people that knew her. In any case, do NOT attempt to contact her, as it is clear she wants nothing more to do with Chris.}}

After GiBi posted a video, which featured uncensored screenshots of her texts with [[Bella]] that left her phone number visible,<ref>[[:File:GiBi discusses Bella and the Suitress screenshot.png]]</ref> already carrying the weight of her addiction towards Chris content, Chris fucking his mom, these events making headlines, Bella and The WCT dropping her personal information on other websites, and now a channel she once followed engaging in Bella's attempt to frame her, the Suitress had an alleged nervous breakdown, and was hospitalized the following day.

According to posts she made on the various accounts she tried to use soon afterwards, she later developed a disliking for Chris. In a [[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)|letter sent from a fan]], Chris admits that he still has a desire to reach out to her, but was able to do so through astral projection in order to "heal" and "help" her from a perceived emotional low.

The Suitress's arc can be thought of as yet another cautionary tale as to why attempting to get in contact with Chris, regardless of the motive for doing so, can and will end in utter disaster. Even after all these years, even after making the same mistake with [[Megan|two other]] [[Wallflower|gal-pals]], Chris has still shown to be a frequent oversharer, and will not respect the privacy of others. Compounded with that, seeing as how Chris is already on the radar of so many people, it logically follows that being in any form associated with him will land you on that same radar as well.

==Chris's desires to reconnect==

Unlike with Bella, Chris appears to have formed a much more favorable opinion towards the Suitress during his stay in jail. Chris has stated in a [[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)|30 November 2021]] jail letter that even when they can no longer communicate through regular means, he still cares about the Suitress, and discusses how he foresaw the events that would "pin her emotions". He has also stated, although he hadn't recorded her phone number, that he was able to communicate with and "heal" her from jail by means of astral projection.

In a [[Jail Letter - 13 June 2022|13 June]] Jail Letter, Chris denies that the Suitress was involved with a "Pedophile scandal" involving Bella. [[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022|A later letter]] revealed that Chris believes that Bella was trying to get him and the Suitress in a relationship in order for her to label him as a "pedophile". In the same letter, he denies the Suitress ever being attracted to him, instead claiming she was an "innocent bystander". He also points out how he felt the Suitress looked like a "youthful high school sophomore", despite her claims of being older, in the same letter, he refers to the Suitress by a pet name he has referred to her as in chats, "Fifi".

==Art Gallery==

===Chris-related===

Below is a gallery of known pieces of Chris fanart that the Suitress created.

<center><gallery>
File:SuitressSketch20.jpg|A drawing of Chris in hedgehog-defensive mode.
File:SuitressSketch21.png|A drawing for the [[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams]]
File:SuitressSketch22.jpeg|Stephanie Bustcakes
File:SuitressSketch1.png
File:SuitressSketch2.png
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File:SuitressSketch5.jpeg
File:SuitressSketch10.png
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File:SuitressSketch12.jpg
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File:SuitressSketch16.png
File:SuitressSketch17.jpg
File:SuitressSketch18.jpg
File:SuitressSketch19.jpg
</gallery></center>

===Other===

Below is a gallery of other pieces of art that the Suitress created.

<center>
<gallery>
File:SuitressSketch6.jpg
File:SuitressSketch7.jpg
File:SuitressSketch8.jpg
File:SuitressSketch28.jpg
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File:SuitressSketch29.jpg
File:SuitressSketch23.jpg
File:SuitressSketch24.png
File:SuitressSketch25.png
File:SuitressSketch26.jpg
File:SuitressSketch27.png
File:BellaSnoo.png|The avatar the Suitress used for a Reddit throwaway account.
</gallery>
</center>

===Plush Doll===

Below is a plush doll Physical-Floor created for the Suitress.

<center><gallery>
File:ChrisPlush.jpg
</gallery></center>

==Fan video==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Relatively accurate video of how [the Suitress's] CwC crush actually developed
| video = {{#ev:youtube|pBCV_widalc}}
| Stardate = 16 March 2022
| Maker = DiscoRodeo
| Subject =
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}}

==See also==
* [[Affair with Mother]]
* [[Animated Everfree Message]]
* [[CCCC Incest Call chat]]
* [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]
* [[Midnight Moonflower]] - Another gal-pal that had shown interest in Chris, and planned to meet him at a brony convention.
* [[Suitress DMs]]
* [[Suitress Facetime Videos‎]]
* [[The Wallflower]] - Essentially the inverse of the Suitress, and another gal-pal that found herself in Chris related drama.

{{Notes}}
{{References}}

{{IncestSaga}}
{{Love Quest}}
{{Fantasies}}
{{People}}
{{Articleofthenow}}

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2023-08-26T03:12:43Z

Panasonichu: /* Activity in Chris-related circles */

{{incomplete|[[The Lainchu Manifesto]]}}
{{Honest}}
{{Unreliable|type=misinfo|is being}}
{{Unreliable|type=sock}}
{{Protip|Like with the [[Wallflower]], the true identity of the Suitress will be concealed on the CWCki, even though it is an open secret. Any references to her identity will be edited out. The consequences that follow from this will vary. For more information, see [[CWCki:The Suitress|here]].}}

{{quote|I know he's an absolute bigoted idiot. But he's one I want to protect and take care of in a weird way. I empathize with him when he blabs on and on about his special interests, knowing that I used to be an obsessive Pokemon fangirl as a kid, similar to how he is with Sonic(hu).
I see him as human, albeit a highly broken one.|The Suitress's opinion on Chris before the incest leaks<ref>https://archive.md/cV5W0</ref>}}

{{Quote|This legit sucks now. I regret everything about ever writing this. I never knew Chris was going to turn out this way back then.
I'm absolutely pissed and disgusted at him now. I'm fucking traumatized. Help me.|The Suitress's opinion of Chris after the [[incest call]] leaks.<ref name = regret>[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SuitressRegret.png Source:vigyaa]</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
| name = [''redacted'']
| image = AHiddenSuitress.jpg
| title = The Suitress
| race = White
| nationality = [[United States|American]]<ref name=personal/>
| aliases = The Suitress The Everfree Suitress Fifi Vixenhart Fifi<ref group = note>Chris refered to the Suitress as this in a jail letter.</ref> Snoo<ref group = "note">Several of the account names listed belonged to throwaway accounts which the Suitress had created, but has since abandoned.</ref> ScootalooSister Scootaloo<ref>[[Incest Leak Interview]]</ref> [[User:Chris Chan's Chris Fan|Chris Chan's Chris Fan]]
| gender = Female
| occupation = Artist Moderator of Chris Chan subreddit (formerly)
| saga = {{saga|jacob|cn}}, {{saga|watchmen|cn}}, {{saga|incest|cn}}
| knownfor = *Being hyperfixated on Chris to the point of having a genuine crush on him *Wanting to have sex with Chris, even after discovering that he was in an affair with his mother *Being hired by Chris to protect him from Jacob Sockness at Everfree Northwest *Initiating leaks of the incest call.
}}

"'''The Suitress'''" is the codename of the heiress of [[Megan Schroeder]], [[The Wallflower]], and [[DoopieDoOver]], a young [[autism|autistic]]<ref name=personal>[[Suitress DMs#Dating Advice]]</ref> woman who hyperfixated on Chris to the point of developing a sort of genuine, self-admitted crush for Chris.<ref name="SuitressExplanation">{{Cite web|url=https://vigyaa.io/i-have-a-full-blown-crush-on-cwc-and-i-feel-absolutely-insane-efd87f28|archive=https://archive.ph/cV5W0|title=I have a full-blown crush on CWC and I feel absolutely insane|url-status=dead|website=vigyaa}}</ref> This codename was created out of courtesy for things that occurred to her after interacting with Chris, and for her own good.

She began contact with Chris via text sometime after discovering his phone number on Reddit,{{cite}} and was interacting with him [[Suitress DMs|via text]] and [[Suitress Facetime Videos|live video]] in secret. She had also been set to meet with Chris during the August 2021 [[Everfree Northwest]] convention. Prior to all of this, the Suitress was an active and well-known member of the CWCsphere, producing loads of fanart regarding Chris, even temporarily moderating a sub-reddit dedicated to him.

On 19 July 2021, Chris invited both the Suitress and [[Bella]] into a [[Watchmen]] server. Bella introduced herself to the Suitress and the two befriended each other. From there, Bella showed instances of having a crush on the Suitress herself.<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Bella Thirst]]</ref> When Bella told her about Chris's [[Affair with Mother|affair with his mother]], the Suitress initiated the leaks of chunks of the [[Incest call]], although, when her friends on [[CCCC Incest Call chat|a Discord Server]] doubted the authenticity of the original leak, she leaked Bella's voice without her permission<ref name=pissedbella>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Bella discusses incest news leak]]</ref> and also leaking the [[incest texts]] despite Bella telling her not to post them yet.<ref>[[Bella and Suitress chats#Coordinating response to Chris]]</ref> Bella attempted to frame the Suitress as being the voice in the call in her frantic attempts to avoid being outed.

Even after the incest revelation, despite her initial shock and wanting Chris to get arrested, the Suitress still expressed interest in having sex with Chris, stating that she hoped doing so might sway him away from his mother.<ref>[[Bella and Suitress chats#Discussion of Incest Call]]</ref><ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Quit Her]]</ref> However, the Suitress soon after distanced herself from Chris. Chris has however discussed desires to get back in touch with her in various jail letters.

==Discovery of Chris==
[[File:SuitressCrush.jpg|thumb|left|200px|An old tablet drawing the Suitress posted on a now deleted Reddit account.]]
{{quote|I see him as human, albeit a highly broken one.|The Suitress's thoughts on Chris after "feeling" for him.<ref name=SuitressExplanation/>}}

In order to understand her voluntary interactions with Chris, and some of the events that came with it — as perplexing and hard to understand as they are — the Suitress's discovery of Chris and her initial feelings towards him must be discussed first.

Previously living a rather normal life, the Suitress discovered Chris sometime during the start of the [[COVID-19]] pandemic,<ref>{{Cite Reddit|post=n9pb97|subreddit=ChrisChanSonichu|archive=https://teddit.ggc-project.de/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/n9pb97/thank_you_chris/|username=[deleted] (the Suitress)|title=Thank you, Chris}}</ref> out of boredom. She soon saw him as a means of coping with the hardships of quarantine, taking pity on him and reveling in the ways she was "not Chris". This proved itself to be a vicious cycle that led to some of the events that occurred afterwards. Before finding out that Chris was having sex with his mother, the Suitress seemed to have have complicated feelings towards Chris's character, seeing him as a broken person with needs she could fulfill herself; part of the reason for her crush, which stemmed from the aforementioned pity for him; whilst also finding him deplorable.

According to the Suitress, she first became aware of Chris through the YouTuber, Deadwing Dork, who mentioned Chris time and time again. She claimed that she began researching him out of curiosity, first feeling disgusted by him, a feeling that persisted and conflicted with the crush she later developed. The Suitress later formed a more serious interest in Christory in the July of 2020, watching [[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History|Geno's documentary series]] with a friend, '''Physical-Floor''', and reading articles from this wiki extensively. The Suitress also claimed that she started having "feelings" towards Chris on the September of that year, which later started evolving into a full-on crush when she listened to the [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|audio regarding Chris's date with Emily]] in November.<ref name="SuitressExplanation"/>

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==Activity in Chris-related circles==
{{Incomplete|Activity in Jacob Sockness's server|Involvement in Watchmen servers}}

The Suitress was a very active member in the CWCSphere, making [[The Suitress#Chris-related|fan art]] and cosplays, and posting regularly on Discords and the sub-reddit dedicated to him, along with temporarily moderating said subreddit starting on January 2021.<ref name="SuitressExplanation"/> During this time, the Suitress got along well with much of the CWCSphere, developing a large network of online friends by befriending many other members of the CWCsphere, passive observers, white-knights, A-logs, weens, and would-be trolls alike. Not all of the attention she received was positive, however. Much like how Chris’s bizarre behavior attracted trolls, a small following formed around the Suitress in an attempt to turn her into a lolcow.<ref name = suitressassociates>[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/User:Anaxis/The_Lainchu_Manifesto#The_Suitress_and_Associates]</ref>

The Suitress’s behavior, including her attempts at making contact with Chris despite having been warned numerous times not to do so, led to her receiving numerous warnings from moderators of the [[Official CWCki Server]]. This culminated in her being banned from the server. Though evading this ban with a new account and returning a month later, the Suitress was soon removed from the server a second time.<ref name=suitressassociates/>

Despite previously coming into conflict with the Watchmen when they had attempted to face-dox her,<ref name=suitressassociates/> the Suitress was an "untrusted guest" in [[The Knights of CWC]] server.

==Interactions with Chris==
{{See also|Suitress DMs|Suitress Facetime Videos}}
[[File:Suitress-CWC DMs6.png|thumb|Chris giving dating advice to the Suitress]]
The Suitress first attempted to start talking to Chris in 2020. She began communication with him by sending a drawing of [[Nightstar]] to his phone number, though she initially received no response. Her fascination with Chris led her to beg him to reply in the chat of one of Chris’s YouTube live streams, even before her self-admitted crush had developed.<ref>[[:File:Snoowarning1.png]]</ref>

By 16 July 2021, she and Chris were on speaking terms. She used the pseudonym '''Fifi Vixenhart''' and also shared other pieces of her personal information with him. Chris did not initially seem to be reciprocating feelings for the Suitress, finding that "there would be a major bad impression on lack of empathy and consideration coming from [the Suitress’s] end."<ref name=personal/> However, Chris later recorded an audio file promising not to get upset in front of her at the [[Everfree Northwest]] convention over the [[My Little Pony Protests|MLP G5]] cartoon, and said he loved her.<ref name=promise>[[Animated Everfree Message]]</ref>

On 19 July 2021, Chris invited her into the [[Knights of CWC]] Discord server hosted by [[The WCT]], where Chris introduced her to [[Bella]].<ref>[[WCT DMs#Invitation|A DM between Chris and The WCT where they talk about inviting the Suitress.]]</ref> The Suitress began to converse with Bella at that point, seemingly unaware Bella wished to date her at Everfree Northwest. Chris also discussed his open-relationship with the Suitress with the WCT, sharing both her screen name and photograph in a text despite her asking him not to.

From what is known about the interactions between Chris and the Suitress (and some that Chris had with Bella), Chris appeared to stress the importance of "encouraging her" and "boosting her self-confidence" to find a long-term sweetheart at her college, believing himself to be some sort of mentor for her. At various points, Chris mentioned being in an "open-relationship" with the Suitress and his "Lady Friend" ([[Barb]])<ref>[[Bella Chats#The Selected Few]]</ref><ref>[[Incest Call]]</ref>. Chris had seemingly developed a sort of infatuation with the Suitress himself. Chris stated in a text that having sex with the Suitress would be the right step for her to take for her "mental and emotional development".<ref>[[Bella Chats#Sex with the Suitress]]</ref> Despite this, he had stronger feelings for Bella and already had sex with Barb by this point, indicating that the boundaries of his Love Quest had been widening, even before his incest with Barb was discovered.

The Suitress was also set to meet Chris at the convention [[Everfree Northwest]].

==Interactions with Bella==
{{see also|Post-incest leak drama}}
The earliest known interaction between Bella and the Suitress occurred on 19 July 2021. After being invited to the [[Knights of CWC]] server run by [[The WCT]], Bella invited him, the Suitress, and Chris to her [[Chess Group 15]] Discord.<ref>[[Chess Group 15 Chats#Suitress enters chess group #15]]</ref> There the Suitress, under the name "'''ScootalooSister'''", didn't seem to have done anything particularly noteworthy beyond playing games of chess and conversing with Bella about their plans with Everfree Northwest.

According to Bella, the Suitress had told her in private messages about the details of her attraction towards Chris, begging Chris to get with her, and Bella claiming the Suitress to be "possesive" of Chris. Bella had also stated on a few ocassions to consider the Suitress to be her "best friend".<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#On the Suitress]]</ref>

==The Incest Scandal==
{{See also|CCCC Incest Call Leak}}
{{quote|Well...I unleashed a moment in Christory for y'all
I don't know how I feel|The Suitress expressing uncertainty at revealing Chris's incestuous relationship}}

On the night of 29 July 2021, Bella shared with the Suitress an edited 9-minute clip of the full 4-hour incest call in private<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Bella reacts to incest call |A discord chat where Bella confirms sending the Suitress the 9-minute leak.]]</ref>, telling her that Chris was having sex with Barb. Some time later, the Suitress shared a further edited version of this call, which cut out most of Bella's dialogue, on a separate Discord server, which was later uploaded onto YouTube.

When people doubted the authenticity of the leak, the Suitress then shared the entire 9-minute clip she was given, which also had Bella's voice on it, on the same server without her permission. The leak was soon uploaded by two different users onto both Reddit and YouTube, respectively.

The Suitress then at one point asked for the full call, but was always given excuses by Bella as to why she couldn't share it with her, including that her phone would "record randomly". Bella was also evidently irritated by the Suitress leaking the 9-minute audio.<ref name=pissedbella></ref>

==Leak Aftermath==
{{Misinfo|Despite your worst fears, the Suitress was never "institutionalized". At worst, she went through a depressive episode after the leaks and was temporarily hospitalized. She appears to be doing fine according to accounts from people that knew her. In any case, do NOT attempt to contact her, as it is clear she wants nothing more to do with Chris.}}

After GiBi posted a video, which featured uncensored screenshots of her texts with [[Bella]] that left her phone number visible,<ref>[[:File:GiBi discusses Bella and the Suitress screenshot.png]]</ref> already carrying the weight of her addiction towards Chris content, Chris fucking his mom, these events making headlines, Bella and The WCT dropping her personal information on other websites, and now a channel she once followed engaging in Bella's attempt to frame her, the Suitress had an alleged nervous breakdown, and was hospitalized the following day.

According to posts she made on the various accounts she tried to use soon afterwards, she later developed a disliking for Chris. In a [[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)|letter sent from a fan]], Chris admits that he still has a desire to reach out to her, but was able to do so through astral projection in order to "heal" and "help" her from a perceived emotional low.

The Suitress's arc can be thought of as yet another cautionary tale as to why attempting to get in contact with Chris, regardless of the motive for doing so, can and will end in utter disaster. Even after all these years, even after making the same mistake with [[Megan|two other]] [[Wallflower|gal-pals]], Chris has still shown to be a frequent oversharer, and will not respect the privacy of others. Compounded with that, seeing as how Chris is already on the radar of so many people, it logically follows that being in any form associated with him will land you on that same radar as well.

==Chris's desires to reconnect==

Unlike with Bella, Chris appears to have formed a much more favorable opinion towards the Suitress during his stay in jail. Chris has stated in a [[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)|30 November 2021]] jail letter that even when they can no longer communicate through regular means, he still cares about the Suitress, and discusses how he foresaw the events that would "pin her emotions". He has also stated, although he hadn't recorded her phone number, that he was able to communicate with and "heal" her from jail by means of astral projection.

In a [[Jail Letter - 13 June 2022|13 June]] Jail Letter, Chris denies that the Suitress was involved with a "Pedophile scandal" involving Bella. [[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022|A later letter]] revealed that Chris believes that Bella was trying to get him and the Suitress in a relationship in order for her to label him as a "pedophile". In the same letter, he denies the Suitress ever being attracted to him, instead claiming she was an "innocent bystander". He also points out how he felt the Suitress looked like a "youthful high school sophomore", despite her claims of being older, in the same letter, he refers to the Suitress by a pet name he has referred to her as in chats, "Fifi".

==Art Gallery==

===Chris-related===

Below is a gallery of known pieces of Chris fanart that the Suitress created.

<center><gallery>
File:SuitressSketch20.jpg|A drawing of Chris in hedgehog-defensive mode.
File:SuitressSketch21.png|A drawing for the [[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams]]
File:SuitressSketch22.jpeg|Stephanie Bustcakes
File:SuitressSketch1.png
File:SuitressSketch2.png
File:SuitressSketch3.png
File:SuitressSketch4.png
File:SuitressSketch5.jpeg
File:SuitressSketch10.png
File:SuitressSketch11.png
File:SuitressSketch12.jpg
File:SuitressSketch13.jpg
File:SuitressSketch14.png
File:SuitressSketch15.jpg
File:SuitressSketch16.png
File:SuitressSketch17.jpg
File:SuitressSketch18.jpg
File:SuitressSketch19.jpg
</gallery></center>

===Other===

Below is a gallery of other pieces of art that the Suitress created.

<center>
<gallery>
File:SuitressSketch6.jpg
File:SuitressSketch7.jpg
File:SuitressSketch8.jpg
File:SuitressSketch28.jpg
File:SuitressSketch9.jpg
File:SuitressSketch29.jpg
File:SuitressSketch23.jpg
File:SuitressSketch24.png
File:SuitressSketch25.png
File:SuitressSketch26.jpg
File:SuitressSketch27.png
File:BellaSnoo.png|The avatar the Suitress used for a Reddit throwaway account.
</gallery>
</center>

===Plush Doll===

Below is a plush doll Physical-Floor created for the Suitress.

<center><gallery>
File:ChrisPlush.jpg
</gallery></center>

==Fan video==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Relatively accurate video of how [the Suitress's] CwC crush actually developed
| video = {{#ev:youtube|pBCV_widalc}}
| Stardate = 16 March 2022
| Maker = DiscoRodeo
| Subject =
| Video Type =
| Other Info =
}}

==See also==
* [[Affair with Mother]]
* [[Animated Everfree Message]]
* [[CCCC Incest Call chat]]
* [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]
* [[Midnight Moonflower]] - Another gal-pal that had shown interest in Chris, and planned to meet him at a brony convention.
* [[Suitress DMs]]
* [[Suitress Facetime Videos‎]]
* [[The Wallflower]] - Essentially the inverse of the Suitress, and another gal-pal that found herself in Chris related drama.

{{Notes}}
{{References}}

{{IncestSaga}}
{{Love Quest}}
{{Fantasies}}
{{People}}
{{Articleofthenow}}

{{DEFAULTSORT:Suitress}}
[[Category:Gal pals]]
[[Category:Sweethearts]]
[[Category:Sweethearts-to-be]]
[[Category:Autistic]]
[[Category:LGBT]]

Fiona Cooper

2023-08-26T03:11:09Z

Panasonichu:

{{incomplete|[[The Lainchu Manifesto]]}}
{{Honest}}
{{Unreliable|type=misinfo|is being}}
{{Unreliable|type=sock}}
{{Protip|Like with the [[Wallflower]], the true identity of the Suitress will be concealed on the CWCki, even though it is an open secret. Any references to her identity will be edited out. The consequences that follow from this will vary. For more information, see [[CWCki:The Suitress|here]].}}

{{quote|I know he's an absolute bigoted idiot. But he's one I want to protect and take care of in a weird way. I empathize with him when he blabs on and on about his special interests, knowing that I used to be an obsessive Pokemon fangirl as a kid, similar to how he is with Sonic(hu).
I see him as human, albeit a highly broken one.|The Suitress's opinion on Chris before the incest leaks<ref>https://archive.md/cV5W0</ref>}}

{{Quote|This legit sucks now. I regret everything about ever writing this. I never knew Chris was going to turn out this way back then.
I'm absolutely pissed and disgusted at him now. I'm fucking traumatized. Help me.|The Suitress's opinion of Chris after the [[incest call]] leaks.<ref name = regret>[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SuitressRegret.png Source:vigyaa]</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
| name = [''redacted'']
| image = AHiddenSuitress.jpg
| title = The Suitress
| race = White
| nationality = [[United States|American]]<ref name=personal/>
| aliases = The Suitress The Everfree Suitress Fifi Vixenhart Fifi<ref group = note>Chris refered to the Suitress as this in a jail letter.</ref> Snoo<ref group = "note">Several of the account names listed belonged to throwaway accounts which the Suitress had created, but has since abandoned.</ref> ScootalooSister Scootaloo<ref>[[Incest Leak Interview]]</ref> [[User:Chris Chan's Chris Fan|Chris Chan's Chris Fan]]
| gender = Female
| occupation = Artist Moderator of Chris Chan subreddit (formerly)
| saga = {{saga|jacob|cn}}, {{saga|watchmen|cn}}, {{saga|incest|cn}}
| knownfor = *Being hyperfixated on Chris to the point of having a genuine crush on him *Wanting to have sex with Chris, even after discovering that he was in an affair with his mother *Being hired by Chris to protect him from Jacob Sockness at Everfree Northwest *Initiating leaks of the incest call.
}}

"'''The Suitress'''" is the codename of the heiress of [[Megan Schroeder]], [[The Wallflower]], and [[DoopieDoOver]], a young [[autism|autistic]]<ref name=personal>[[Suitress DMs#Dating Advice]]</ref> woman who hyperfixated on Chris to the point of developing a sort of genuine, self-admitted crush for Chris.<ref name="SuitressExplanation">{{Cite web|url=https://vigyaa.io/i-have-a-full-blown-crush-on-cwc-and-i-feel-absolutely-insane-efd87f28|archive=https://archive.ph/cV5W0|title=I have a full-blown crush on CWC and I feel absolutely insane|url-status=dead|website=vigyaa}}</ref> This codename was created out of courtesy for things that occurred to her after interacting with Chris, and for her own good.

She began contact with Chris via text sometime after discovering his phone number on Reddit,{{cite}} and was interacting with him [[Suitress DMs|via text]] and [[Suitress Facetime Videos|live video]] in secret. She had also been set to meet with Chris during the August 2021 [[Everfree Northwest]] convention. Prior to all of this, the Suitress was an active and well-known member of the CWCsphere, producing loads of fanart regarding Chris, even temporarily moderating a sub-reddit dedicated to him.

On 19 July 2021, Chris invited both the Suitress and [[Bella]] into a [[Watchmen]] server. Bella introduced herself to the Suitress and the two befriended each other. From there, Bella showed instances of having a crush on the Suitress herself.<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Bella Thirst]]</ref> When Bella told her about Chris's [[Affair with Mother|affair with his mother]], the Suitress initiated the leaks of chunks of the [[Incest call]], although, when her friends on [[CCCC Incest Call chat|a Discord Server]] doubted the authenticity of the original leak, she leaked Bella's voice without her permission<ref name=pissedbella>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Bella discusses incest news leak]]</ref> and also leaking the [[incest texts]] despite Bella telling her not to post them yet.<ref>[[Bella and Suitress chats#Coordinating response to Chris]]</ref> Bella attempted to frame the Suitress as being the voice in the call in her frantic attempts to avoid being outed.

Even after the incest revelation, despite her initial shock and wanting Chris to get arrested, the Suitress still expressed interest in having sex with Chris, stating that she hoped doing so might sway him away from his mother.<ref>[[Bella and Suitress chats#Discussion of Incest Call]]</ref><ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Quit Her]]</ref> However, the Suitress soon after distanced herself from Chris. Chris has however discussed desires to get back in touch with her in various jail letters.

==Discovery of Chris==
[[File:SuitressCrush.jpg|thumb|left|200px|An old tablet drawing the Suitress posted on a now deleted Reddit account.]]
{{quote|I see him as human, albeit a highly broken one.|The Suitress's thoughts on Chris after "feeling" for him.<ref name=SuitressExplanation/>}}

In order to understand her voluntary interactions with Chris, and some of the events that came with it — as perplexing and hard to understand as they are — the Suitress's discovery of Chris and her initial feelings towards him must be discussed first.

Previously living a rather normal life, the Suitress discovered Chris sometime during the start of the [[COVID-19]] pandemic,<ref>{{Cite Reddit|post=n9pb97|subreddit=ChrisChanSonichu|archive=https://teddit.ggc-project.de/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/n9pb97/thank_you_chris/|username=[deleted] (the Suitress)|title=Thank you, Chris}}</ref> out of boredom. She soon saw him as a means of coping with the hardships of quarantine, taking pity on him and reveling in the ways she was "not Chris". This proved itself to be a vicious cycle that led to some of the events that occurred afterwards. Before finding out that Chris was having sex with his mother, the Suitress seemed to have have complicated feelings towards Chris's character, seeing him as a broken person with needs she could fulfill herself; part of the reason for her crush, which stemmed from the aforementioned pity for him; whilst also finding him deplorable.

According to the Suitress, she first became aware of Chris through the YouTuber, Deadwing Dork, who mentioned Chris time and time again. She claimed that she began researching him out of curiosity, first feeling disgusted by him, a feeling that persisted and conflicted with the crush she later developed. The Suitress later formed a more serious interest in Christory in the July of 2020, watching [[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History|Geno's documentary series]] with a friend, '''Physical-Floor''', and reading articles from this wiki extensively. The Suitress also claimed that she started having "feelings" towards Chris on the September of that year, which later started evolving into a full-on crush when she listened to the [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|audio regarding Chris's date with Emily]] in November.<ref name="SuitressExplanation"/>

{{clear}}

==Activity in Chris-related circles==
{{Incomplete|Activity in Jacob Sockness's server|Involvement in Watchmen servers}}

The Suitress was a very active member in the CWCSphere, making [[The Suitress#Chris-related|fan art]] and cosplays, and posting regularly on Discords and the sub-reddit dedicated to him, along with temporarily moderating said subreddit starting on January 2021.<ref name="SuitressExplanation"/> During this time, the Suitress got along well with much of the CWCSphere, developing a large network of online friends by befriending many other members of the CWCsphere, passive observers, white-knights, A-logs, weens, and would-be trolls alike. Not all of the attention she received was positive, however. Much like how Chris’s bizarre behavior attracted trolls, a small following formed around the Suitress in an attempt to turn her into a lolcow.<ref name = suitressassociates>[User:Anaxis/The_Lainchu_Manifesto#The_Suitress_and_Associates]</ref>

The Suitress’s behavior, including her attempts at making contact with Chris despite having been warned numerous times not to do so, led to her receiving numerous warnings from moderators of the [[Official CWCki Server]]. This culminated in her being banned from the server. Though evading this ban with a new account and returning a month later, the Suitress was soon removed from the server a second time.<ref name=suitressassociates/>

Despite previously coming into conflict with the Watchmen when they had attempted to face-dox her,<ref name=suitressassociates/> the Suitress was an "untrusted guest" in [[The Knights of CWC]] server.

==Interactions with Chris==
{{See also|Suitress DMs|Suitress Facetime Videos}}
[[File:Suitress-CWC DMs6.png|thumb|Chris giving dating advice to the Suitress]]
The Suitress first attempted to start talking to Chris in 2020. She began communication with him by sending a drawing of [[Nightstar]] to his phone number, though she initially received no response. Her fascination with Chris led her to beg him to reply in the chat of one of Chris’s YouTube live streams, even before her self-admitted crush had developed.<ref>[[:File:Snoowarning1.png]]</ref>

By 16 July 2021, she and Chris were on speaking terms. She used the pseudonym '''Fifi Vixenhart''' and also shared other pieces of her personal information with him. Chris did not initially seem to be reciprocating feelings for the Suitress, finding that "there would be a major bad impression on lack of empathy and consideration coming from [the Suitress’s] end."<ref name=personal/> However, Chris later recorded an audio file promising not to get upset in front of her at the [[Everfree Northwest]] convention over the [[My Little Pony Protests|MLP G5]] cartoon, and said he loved her.<ref name=promise>[[Animated Everfree Message]]</ref>

On 19 July 2021, Chris invited her into the [[Knights of CWC]] Discord server hosted by [[The WCT]], where Chris introduced her to [[Bella]].<ref>[[WCT DMs#Invitation|A DM between Chris and The WCT where they talk about inviting the Suitress.]]</ref> The Suitress began to converse with Bella at that point, seemingly unaware Bella wished to date her at Everfree Northwest. Chris also discussed his open-relationship with the Suitress with the WCT, sharing both her screen name and photograph in a text despite her asking him not to.

From what is known about the interactions between Chris and the Suitress (and some that Chris had with Bella), Chris appeared to stress the importance of "encouraging her" and "boosting her self-confidence" to find a long-term sweetheart at her college, believing himself to be some sort of mentor for her. At various points, Chris mentioned being in an "open-relationship" with the Suitress and his "Lady Friend" ([[Barb]])<ref>[[Bella Chats#The Selected Few]]</ref><ref>[[Incest Call]]</ref>. Chris had seemingly developed a sort of infatuation with the Suitress himself. Chris stated in a text that having sex with the Suitress would be the right step for her to take for her "mental and emotional development".<ref>[[Bella Chats#Sex with the Suitress]]</ref> Despite this, he had stronger feelings for Bella and already had sex with Barb by this point, indicating that the boundaries of his Love Quest had been widening, even before his incest with Barb was discovered.

The Suitress was also set to meet Chris at the convention [[Everfree Northwest]].

==Interactions with Bella==
{{see also|Post-incest leak drama}}
The earliest known interaction between Bella and the Suitress occurred on 19 July 2021. After being invited to the [[Knights of CWC]] server run by [[The WCT]], Bella invited him, the Suitress, and Chris to her [[Chess Group 15]] Discord.<ref>[[Chess Group 15 Chats#Suitress enters chess group #15]]</ref> There the Suitress, under the name "'''ScootalooSister'''", didn't seem to have done anything particularly noteworthy beyond playing games of chess and conversing with Bella about their plans with Everfree Northwest.

According to Bella, the Suitress had told her in private messages about the details of her attraction towards Chris, begging Chris to get with her, and Bella claiming the Suitress to be "possesive" of Chris. Bella had also stated on a few ocassions to consider the Suitress to be her "best friend".<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#On the Suitress]]</ref>

==The Incest Scandal==
{{See also|CCCC Incest Call Leak}}
{{quote|Well...I unleashed a moment in Christory for y'all
I don't know how I feel|The Suitress expressing uncertainty at revealing Chris's incestuous relationship}}

On the night of 29 July 2021, Bella shared with the Suitress an edited 9-minute clip of the full 4-hour incest call in private<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Bella reacts to incest call |A discord chat where Bella confirms sending the Suitress the 9-minute leak.]]</ref>, telling her that Chris was having sex with Barb. Some time later, the Suitress shared a further edited version of this call, which cut out most of Bella's dialogue, on a separate Discord server, which was later uploaded onto YouTube.

When people doubted the authenticity of the leak, the Suitress then shared the entire 9-minute clip she was given, which also had Bella's voice on it, on the same server without her permission. The leak was soon uploaded by two different users onto both Reddit and YouTube, respectively.

The Suitress then at one point asked for the full call, but was always given excuses by Bella as to why she couldn't share it with her, including that her phone would "record randomly". Bella was also evidently irritated by the Suitress leaking the 9-minute audio.<ref name=pissedbella></ref>

==Leak Aftermath==
{{Misinfo|Despite your worst fears, the Suitress was never "institutionalized". At worst, she went through a depressive episode after the leaks and was temporarily hospitalized. She appears to be doing fine according to accounts from people that knew her. In any case, do NOT attempt to contact her, as it is clear she wants nothing more to do with Chris.}}

After GiBi posted a video, which featured uncensored screenshots of her texts with [[Bella]] that left her phone number visible,<ref>[[:File:GiBi discusses Bella and the Suitress screenshot.png]]</ref> already carrying the weight of her addiction towards Chris content, Chris fucking his mom, these events making headlines, Bella and The WCT dropping her personal information on other websites, and now a channel she once followed engaging in Bella's attempt to frame her, the Suitress had an alleged nervous breakdown, and was hospitalized the following day.

According to posts she made on the various accounts she tried to use soon afterwards, she later developed a disliking for Chris. In a [[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)|letter sent from a fan]], Chris admits that he still has a desire to reach out to her, but was able to do so through astral projection in order to "heal" and "help" her from a perceived emotional low.

The Suitress's arc can be thought of as yet another cautionary tale as to why attempting to get in contact with Chris, regardless of the motive for doing so, can and will end in utter disaster. Even after all these years, even after making the same mistake with [[Megan|two other]] [[Wallflower|gal-pals]], Chris has still shown to be a frequent oversharer, and will not respect the privacy of others. Compounded with that, seeing as how Chris is already on the radar of so many people, it logically follows that being in any form associated with him will land you on that same radar as well.

==Chris's desires to reconnect==

Unlike with Bella, Chris appears to have formed a much more favorable opinion towards the Suitress during his stay in jail. Chris has stated in a [[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)|30 November 2021]] jail letter that even when they can no longer communicate through regular means, he still cares about the Suitress, and discusses how he foresaw the events that would "pin her emotions". He has also stated, although he hadn't recorded her phone number, that he was able to communicate with and "heal" her from jail by means of astral projection.

In a [[Jail Letter - 13 June 2022|13 June]] Jail Letter, Chris denies that the Suitress was involved with a "Pedophile scandal" involving Bella. [[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022|A later letter]] revealed that Chris believes that Bella was trying to get him and the Suitress in a relationship in order for her to label him as a "pedophile". In the same letter, he denies the Suitress ever being attracted to him, instead claiming she was an "innocent bystander". He also points out how he felt the Suitress looked like a "youthful high school sophomore", despite her claims of being older, in the same letter, he refers to the Suitress by a pet name he has referred to her as in chats, "Fifi".

==Art Gallery==

===Chris-related===

Below is a gallery of known pieces of Chris fanart that the Suitress created.

<center><gallery>
File:SuitressSketch20.jpg|A drawing of Chris in hedgehog-defensive mode.
File:SuitressSketch21.png|A drawing for the [[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams]]
File:SuitressSketch22.jpeg|Stephanie Bustcakes
File:SuitressSketch1.png
File:SuitressSketch2.png
File:SuitressSketch3.png
File:SuitressSketch4.png
File:SuitressSketch5.jpeg
File:SuitressSketch10.png
File:SuitressSketch11.png
File:SuitressSketch12.jpg
File:SuitressSketch13.jpg
File:SuitressSketch14.png
File:SuitressSketch15.jpg
File:SuitressSketch16.png
File:SuitressSketch17.jpg
File:SuitressSketch18.jpg
File:SuitressSketch19.jpg
</gallery></center>

===Other===

Below is a gallery of other pieces of art that the Suitress created.

<center>
<gallery>
File:SuitressSketch6.jpg
File:SuitressSketch7.jpg
File:SuitressSketch8.jpg
File:SuitressSketch28.jpg
File:SuitressSketch9.jpg
File:SuitressSketch29.jpg
File:SuitressSketch23.jpg
File:SuitressSketch24.png
File:SuitressSketch25.png
File:SuitressSketch26.jpg
File:SuitressSketch27.png
File:BellaSnoo.png|The avatar the Suitress used for a Reddit throwaway account.
</gallery>
</center>

===Plush Doll===

Below is a plush doll Physical-Floor created for the Suitress.

<center><gallery>
File:ChrisPlush.jpg
</gallery></center>

==Fan video==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Relatively accurate video of how [the Suitress's] CwC crush actually developed
| video = {{#ev:youtube|pBCV_widalc}}
| Stardate = 16 March 2022
| Maker = DiscoRodeo
| Subject =
| Video Type =
| Other Info =
}}

==See also==
* [[Affair with Mother]]
* [[Animated Everfree Message]]
* [[CCCC Incest Call chat]]
* [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]
* [[Midnight Moonflower]] - Another gal-pal that had shown interest in Chris, and planned to meet him at a brony convention.
* [[Suitress DMs]]
* [[Suitress Facetime Videos‎]]
* [[The Wallflower]] - Essentially the inverse of the Suitress, and another gal-pal that found herself in Chris related drama.

{{Notes}}
{{References}}

{{IncestSaga}}
{{Love Quest}}
{{Fantasies}}
{{People}}
{{Articleofthenow}}

{{DEFAULTSORT:Suitress}}
[[Category:Gal pals]]
[[Category:Sweethearts]]
[[Category:Sweethearts-to-be]]
[[Category:Autistic]]
[[Category:LGBT]]

Sonichu 82

2023-08-26T01:29:10Z

Panasonichu:

{{Draft}}
{{quote|Time to restore order from this chaos|Quote from the comic cover}}
{{Infobox/Comic
| titleandissue = Sonichu #82
| cover = Sonichu Book 82 cover by nightstarrosechu2891.jpeg
| coverdate = 22 [[April 2023]]
| finishedcomic =
| pagecount = ?
| episodes =
| previous = [[Sonichu 17|''Sonichu'' #17]]
| next =
}}
'''''Sonichu'' #82''' is an unreleased issue of the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic series]]. To date, only the cover has been released. The cover was released within a batch of artwork Chris posted to his [[NightStarRosechu2891]] DeviantART account. Notably, the cover date of [[April 2023]] takes place after Chris's release from [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] on his [[incest]] charge. The cover's signature reads "Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime", and the corner box contains the initials JCWCSP - presumably short for Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime - proving that Chris's [[messiah complex]] which ramped up during his stay in jail has continued unabated.

{{Sonichu}}
[[Category:Sonichu comic book issues]]

User talk:Anaxis/The Lainchu Manifesto

2023-06-17T02:35:49Z

Panasonichu:

I dug up this 10 year old account just to say that this is a pile of unreadable drivel that essentially amounts to "discord retards, lol" and everyone involved should be slowly killed with a cheese grater for the good of humanity. This page doesn't provide any insight whatsoever, has little to do with Chris, and feels like a rambling blame-game to assuage the authors own guilty conscience for talking to MKR and not having the good sense to immediately call them a worthless cunt.

I'm convinced I'm the only one to read this, or someone else would've pointed this out already.

== Minor edit ==

I just fixed a minor embed error. Couldn't find an archive of the video though, as Dillon Thomas purged his YouTube account and [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Shit_no_one_cares_about| nobody cared] enough about him to archive all his videos. [[User:Lordisofjhoalt|Lordisofjhoalt]] ([[User talk:Lordisofjhoalt|talk]]) 19:35, 24 May 2023 (EDT)

:Thanks, appreciate the fix. I had written that section long before Dillin deleted his videos and even longer before the video embed function changed on the site. I left it in anyway because it was so prominent in Sean's story, even if the video itself was lost. [[User:Anaxis|Anaxis]] ([[User talk:Anaxis|talk]]) 02:36, 25 May 2023 (EDT)

== MKR's Bloody Chunks and Delightful Children ==

The phrase "bloody chunks" that was included in the latest part jogged my memory, so I figured I'd try and track it and the other reference down to help give you some clarity on some of the accusations levied against you. Don't know if you care that much at this point, but I was curious.

"MKRs Bloody Chunks" is the username of a Kiwi Farms account that leaked a whole hoard of messages from The Place and The Arbitarch CWC Alliance that painted MKR in a particularly bad light. [[Chats_leaked_by_MKRs_Bloody_Chunks|The contents of the post were only partially archived on this wiki.]]

"Delightful Children" was a bit more of an obscure reference. From what I can gather, a group of trolls taking their name from The Delightful Children From Down The Lane from the early-2000s show ''Codename Kids Next Door'' were involved in harassing Dillin Thomas. This apparently led to him purging all CWC-related content from his Discord, which, judging by the edit above, seems to have been a trend. [https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhmqruw2nit3uejrpiagrxeuxiyxcyd.onion/threads/dillin-thomas-dhtdillinthomas.27116/post-5964691 This one Kiwi Farms post is the only source available about them], and it requires the Tor Browser to view.

While some of the reactions to the Manifesto here and on the Discord have been negative, just know that there are people who appreciate the information releases and commentary. [[User:Panasonichu|Panasonichu]] ([[User talk:Panasonichu|talk]]) 22:35, 16 June 2023 (EDT)

Honest Content

2023-04-07T21:18:24Z

Panasonichu: /* True and Honest */ Changed to less loaded language

{{Honest}}
{{quote|WHAT … WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU OFFER THAT INFORMATION|[[BILLY MAYS]]'s [[IRC (20 January 2009)|reaction to learning]] of [[Chris]]'s [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]], effectively summarizing Honest Content.}}
[[File:VeryHonestContent.png|thumb|right|One of the earlier examples of the phrase, as a 'Very Honest Content' advisory on [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Chris's DVD]].]]

Chris believes that, in order to be "honest," you must give away excessive amounts of personal information about yourself. Therefore, '''Honest Content''' refers to Chris's tendency to tell random strangers about very personal and private details about his life against his better judgment, usually to no benefit to himself and to the benefit of his [[trolls]].

While honesty may be the best policy, Chris has a poor grasp of what honesty is or when it's inappropriate to be "honest." Worse still, he seems to think the only way to attract a woman is to be 100% honest. Like with many of Chris's strange mannerisms, this is likely linked to his [[autism]]; autistic individuals often have little to no social filter, causing them to say things they shouldn't say. Chris just so happens to take this to ridiculous levels.

However, Chris will usually not be honest about things that actually warrant it, like how he honestly didn't really go on a date with a girl named [[Chloe]] or [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|that he was honestly fooled by trolls]] or how he [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|honestly never went to Redmond]]. Likewise, according to [[Bob Chandler|Bob]]<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref> Chris never told him anything, suggesting that he was not honest with his own father.

Chris's tendency to reveal too much information about himself ultimately led to his downfall, when, [[Incest Call|while talking to]] [[Isabella Loretta Janke|a troll]], Chris casually revealed that [[Affair with Mother|he had been engaging in incest with]] [[Barbara Chandler|his mother Barbara]]. The fallout of this information going public eventually led to [[Jail Saga|Chris being arrested and incarcerated]], and losing access to many of the personal pleasures that were available to him at home.

==Origin==
[[File:Sonichu - Advertisement, Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles, Artwork.jpg|thumb|Rated M for...you know it already.]]

The term "Honest Content" is derived from Chris's [[DVD]] which has a parental advisory for "Very Honest Content", despite said content being harmless and far tamer than [[April 16 Fetish Vids|certain other works]].

Likewise, it appears as a content descriptor in the ESRB rating for ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]''. This fictional [[video game]]'s Honest Content is apparently enough to earn it an M rating (for users 17 and older).

==Honesty==
Upon meeting you, Chris will be happy to "honestly" discuss his:

* [[Heterochromia]]
* [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Fecal incontinence]] (and his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]'s [[Jackie E-mails 24|bowel movements as well]])
* [[Love Quest]]
* [[Autism]]
* [[Noviophobia|Invented phobias]]
* [[Semen|Recycling]]
* [[Donald Duck impersonation]]
* [[Anne Boleyn|Genealogy]]
* [[Mass debating|Masturbation habits]]
* [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|Need to]] [[Brassieres For Males|wear a]] [[bra]]
* [[Sonic Boom Protests|Hatred for blarms]]
* [[Un-clit 2.0|"labia"]]
* [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Whopperrito|Bout of diarrhea from eating fast food]]
* [[February 2020 social media posts#On seeing his father's penis|Memory of seeing his father's penis]]
* [[Dimensional Merge|Delusions of Godhood]]
* [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|Dreams about having sex with his mother]]
* [[Affair with Mother|Actually having sex with his mother]]

His honesty, however, isn't limited to the horrible, but also the insane. When mentioning his first [[Christopher's name change|name-change]], he always credits both [[Chris and religion|God]] and [[The Bear]]. Similarly, when talking about Sonic being his childhood hero he always clarifies that his hero was originally Robert the [[American Rabbit]]. Whether or not he thinks he'll hurt the Rabbit's feelings if he doesn't make that distinction is unknown, though judging by the quite [[Alec Benson Leary calls|illuminating conversations Chris had with Alec]] it's entirely possible, since Chris believes that [[Chris and reality|all fictional characters are "real"]] to some degree.

Despite being candid about just about every little personal aspect, including addresses and phone numbers, Chris will rage at you for supposedly stealing "private" information that [[Chris and hypocrisy|he himself has disclosed]].

==True and Honest==
'''"True and honest"''' (or "TRUE and HONEST" for added impact) is a common catchphrase among trolls, usually used to describe something that isn't the least bit honest or true. Chris first used it with reference to his love for [[PandaHalo]], and it was often used by [[Liquid Chris]].

*In a drawing for PandaHalo of 24 September [[2008]], he (as [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]) signs a "Certificate of True, Honest Love" in his own blood, and gives it to Panda.<ref>[[:File:Me and Panda Bear by SonichuSite.jpg]]</ref>
*On the [[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog|OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog]], in an entry from 25 September 2008, Chris talked about his would-be sweetheart [[PandaHalo]], saying, "I know she is True and Honest from her voice...SHE IS NOT A TROLL; SO DO NOT TELL ME OTHERWISE OR FRAME HER."
*In [[Mumble 9]], Chris said of his gal-pals: ''"I was very happy that day when I felt such respect when I felt the true honest respect of them."''
*In the extended version of [[CWC Update 29 July 2009]], Chris says, "I am NOT a troll to any of the other True and Honest people out there."
*During one of his [[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE|phone conversations]] with Liquid in August 2009, Chris declared, "I am the true, honest voice of reason here, I am being the- I am the true, honest one here."
*On 22 August 2009, in the comment to the video [[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC]], Chris wrote "Thank you to all my True, Loyal Honest Fans for giving me RESPECT."
*In a 24 August 2009 [[CWC Blog]] post, Chris wrote "I wish to make a few points of Honest Truth here," and mentioned "all Honest, True People."
*In [[For Chris]], a video from the Liquid dispute dated 22 October 2009, Chris talked about his infamous honesty: "I like sharing my honest feelings with other people because they're good feelings, most of the time. And more importantly they are true and honest feelings. SO THERE."
*In the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], from November 2009, after being caught up in lie a half-sobbing Chris said, "I have not been lying to anybody! I have been honest and true."
*Chris's [[Redbubble]] merchandise shop is described as "The TRUE and HONEST shop of the creator of Sonichu, Christine Weston Chandler!"
*In a [[Incest Call|phone call]] from 28 July 2021, Chris explained that he began having [[Affair with Mother|sexual relations with his mother]] because he was "really, really horny and [...] needed a true and honest relationship to come about."

==Sources==
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==See also==
*[[List of Chris's lies]]
*[[Chris and censorship]]

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category: CWC-isms]]

Naught DMs

2023-04-06T20:39:46Z

Panasonichu: /* Goals and wishes */

{{SonichuPossession}}

This page contains DMs between Chris and [[Watchmen]] member [[Naught]]. A batch of DMs ranging from 30 July to 6 August 2020 were leaked on 11 August 2020.<ref>{{Cite farms|title=Conversation between Chris and Friend leaked|thread=74701|autoarchive=20211026055119}}</ref>

During the conversations, Chris rambles about his [[dreams]] and delusions. Near the end, he shares the [[Chris's Last Will and Testament]] video.

Messages from Chris are in yellow and Naught in navy blue. Naught later commented on some of the DMs, which are in purple.

==30 July 2020==

{{quoteboxyellow|I've been feeling even more all over the place today.

Even woke up, with a disoriented Chris-Core, in here with me, after she had been at work all night, and having just awoken from a dream involving a Jim Carrey type of dude who could literally transform from human into a VW Beatle Taxi Cab, and there was me playing the role of Mama Chris Chan, looking after children, wandering through a large shopping mall, and taking a side trip to a mountainside retreat full of LGBTQ individuals really having fun. And there was this very strange gas up the mountain and outside one end of their retreat facility that was considerably toxic.
Mewtwo reminds me that this disorienting feeling is a side-effect of this body transitioning between dimensions for the first time, not to mention the greater rise in psychic abilities and whatnot.}}

{{quoteboxnavy|interesting I'll check out the game.}}

==31 July 2020==

{{quoteboxyellow|There's a positive development today; I did not wake up feeling disoriented, and Chris had made it back safe after yet another night of work.

The [[dreams]] were long and random.

Had one where Barb and I were driving along I-64 in the Cadillac. Barb drove some, and she ended up driving the car really fast; was about to miss a turn; hits the brakes and turns the wheel; we spin and fly out of control for a distance. In these dream instances, we sometimes end up underwater in a lake, but thankfully not this time.

We ended up by a distant and out-of-the-way diner run by a big ol' gentleman with a daughter or two, and their friends, hanging out.

I had to use the ladies' room, and so did the young ladies.

There was imagery of their privates, and some of their pee got onto me. Feeling neutral, yet partly disgusted, at that.

After leaving the place, Barb and I started with my phone and Map app to find our way back home.

We stop by a [[Best Buy]], and I buy a $60 gift card for later, a decorative mousepad and a poster.

There was imagery on the mousepad and poster; I'm trying to recall that.

The imagery was something like that from a rock band, with orange, and some lavender, background with clouds, and the pointy shapes like that on a religious or satanic type of band.

Anyway after that, we also hit up another store for a battery-powered lantern and refreshment.

I ended up finding and getting four 16oz bottles of Mountain Dew Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Limited Edition flavour; the colour veers between the Baja Blast and regular colours of the Dew, but the flavour is more of a heavy lime, with a hint of Baja Blast flavour in it.

And then we leave the car and take a raft down a river, to make our way home.
Confused, because why the hell did we leave the car?

Woke up from that dream.

It involved a fan-made Sonic the Hedgehog game with Heavy level design and elements; very large level; tried to pass itself off as Sonic the Hedgehog 4.

Same or neighbouring dream:

There was this antique store that Mama had tried to spice up a few years ago by helping the management stage and record a crime being held there; four thugs who played look-alike with Jake, Eddie, Tracey, and Primeevil, but failed at it.
It pretty much was a sequence where we stop the crime, we chase down one of the criminals and apprehend them.

There was an extensive multi-part video that was also uploaded online at the original time, but new footage was made and was edited in with the old footage.
Also, purchased a few brand new Transformers G1 Micromaster sets at the store.
Back on that other dream, though,

There was a bunch of video editing software with clips and images between the Sonic 4 game and that antique store video.

But This dream didn't involve editing as much.

There were one or two devilish females who were on the verge of dying out with their species, and all it took to take them out was a special, Holy-Blessed mirror (handheld) to disable them and kill them by showing their reflections to them.
Or shining a reflected light from the mirror upon them.

There was also a dab of Pokemon TCG, a Slowpoke plush, and random collectible cards and stickers in the dream.

Also, definitely felt and sensed more activity last night before falling asleep.
We made another attempt, or further developed the ability, in getting this body into C-197.

Aside from gonna go Raquaza Raiding (hopefully with Ems) today, that's about all I have for now.

Gonna sort out another two weeks worth of meds before getting ready to head out.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|End of july 31th I'll go through the next two day's and so on later.}}

==1 August 2020==

{{quoteboxyellow|Yesterday, I had a good day with Rosey, Mewtwo and Cryzel in our outing hunting for Rayquaza Raids; we ended up completing three Rayquaza Raids and recruiting six Rayquaza (two of them are Shiny).

Aside from that, another dream of interest that I woke from.

After this dream, I am definitely getting the subtle theme that the body was going for, because this one made it blatantly even more obvious.

So, I was at a friendly mixed get-together with a few of the people from Doug Funnie's life, including that rich girl, among other individuals.

There was a segue into a costume-changing game where we each changed clothes to be as who we each felt we were (kind of a cosplay contest). A couple of the duded went femme and dressed cute. The gals dressed still femme, but more confidant and ready for action.

This is the real part that was making the theme totally obvious:
I came out dressed as a scant plain Jane type: normal hair, glasses, a lavender shirt with thin green stripes that left a portion of the mid-drift exposed, a mid-thigh length skirt, and I believe skin-tone hosiery, and sneakers.

Yep:

This body is feeling more and more lady-like.

And feeling more accepted by others as such.

Also, the obvious liking of being with others.

The goal remains to get this body into C-197 and to Cwcville; it will definitely be able to hang with others, including us Sonichus and Rosechus, after that, on the way to prior to going back in time to be at BABSCon, 2020, undo this freaking viral pandemic, and all that.

Today is another D&D session with the group.

Each night on the way to falling asleep, the body does glow uber-bright and attempts for itself, with help from Chris-Core as well, and myself at the helm, to get itself to Cwcville in C-197.

Every time we slip into whiting out (into slumber or whatever), we are prayful and optimistic of that being the moment of transport/teleport/transition into the other Dimension, and that I will awake with this body later, there in C-197.
More and more steps closer.}}

{{quoteboxnavy|interesting will Kai be attending.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Yes

Hey, just one thing before I hit the shower; this is the link to the Meetup page of Mama's D&D group.

Also, just compiled this for the group photo on the iPad.
IMG_0167.1.jpg

I put in Mama's Owlbear plush for creative effect.

I trust this information with you in strictest confidentiality,}}

{{quoteboxpurple|CwC sent a link to a d&d group that'll take place on the 15th. The people in the picture are his d&d friend's Kai/Kevin might be one of them.}}

==2 August 2020==

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey,}}

{{quoteboxnavy|henlo how are you?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I'll be heading out in a little while for some Pokemon GO work; gotta restock the heal items in the second phone, but I have a few details from the recent dreams to share with y'all.

Rosey and I are feeling well and good.

Now,
Two dreams; one was yet another Back to M.H.S. Dream where, once again, I was lost in the hallways, because I did not have my printed class schedule, and the High School worked on an Even Day/Odd Day scheduling, where students had one set of classes on even days, and a second set of classes on odd days.
In this, I meditated and actually got the schedule from the faculty office, and I even wrote it down into the Dream Journal, and I will now type up for memorizing the schedule for future dreams.

"[[Manchester High School]] Classes -Dreamverse Classes-

Even Days: Rm 113: Triganometry, Rm 224: Astral Physics, Rm 110: Coping Skills, Rm 492: Goddess Training.

Odd Days: Rm 347: Psychics 101, Rm 247: Magic Conjurings, Rm 159: Recess/Free Study, Rm 492: Goddess Training (but with a different teacher), Rm 569 (Gym): P.E.

Also wrote a note,

"*Look to your friends, regardless of them possibly being hired to watch over you."
There was also a deep issue that even though she was attending this school in her dreams, she felt like an outcast, because a piece of her High School memories ended up being a lie: Her circle of Gal-Pals, in particular.
Which left a subconscious query of "Why am I in High School if I don't have any friends?"

Which added onto the feeling lost in the hallways portion.
Next dream, was another School Bus riding dream.
We ended up in a neighbourhood area that was experiencing a dark, mild amount of curses, demons and shit.
There was a blood stain on the Stop sign and here and there; it would return even after someone were to make it sparkling clean with very strong household cleaners.
And there was a small church-like building with multiple stories; on the third floor, behind heavily barred doors, was a gateway to a bit of hell, manifested from yet another one of Mama's quandaries.
This time: her want for revenge and even blood of the Haters, Bullies and truly Evil types of this world.
I went in and calmly talked it out with the subconscious fragment that was represented by a past version of Mama; it was filled with heavy rage.
I told her that we will see to their respective punishments soon enough, and that it would be good for us to work together, so that rage, under control, would be a good source to work from for making some of the energy and power for this body.
After that, the problems in that small town area were cleared up.
Also, on the School Bus,
I ended up sitting next to a big guy with some perspiration issues, yet he did hit the showers shortly before getting on the bus. I felt want of him to be with heavy B.O.
But, in between him and I, guess who was on guard duty for me there.
Tiffany Gowan (Mama's favorite of her Gal-Pals).
In the dream, I ended up telling her my feelings, and she took that in stride and her own emotional check, with the continued task in mind of being my bodyguard.
After the dream, I took a closer look at that big guy.
He turned out to be a piece of Jacob. I shattered him into dust, sucked each bit into a Master Ball, and then launched the thing with him in it from within this noggin and dream verse, into our Sun.
That about covers what I have for now.
I also told this messenger of Jake that he, nor any of his magic or whatever, will ever do anything to me or Mama's body.
Oh, and I found this video on YouTube last night; very informative and about accurate.
https://youtu.be/CbL6XM2zslM
Yeah, still trying to talk; got interrupted by a call from Kai; had to text him that I was busy and would talk with him later. We did watch the new Netflix series; How Many Times was the Refraktor body used in the season? Take a drink of water every time you see Refraktor. ALOL
By yet another Twist of Fate, yesterday I found and purchased yet another Transformer that we had been wanting to get for Mama's collection for quite the while: Commander Class Sky Lynx.
And in exploring its base mode, we found and made a configuration, with a combination of the sword pieces from Combiner Wars Sky Lynx, additional effects parts from Omega Supreme, and a few Soundbarrier roadmaster figures; you'd have to see it to enjoy its glory.
And it further resonated by adding Autobot Chris Chan's figure with her two Rungs at the helm making a creation/deity type of magic.}}

==4 August 2020==

{{quoteboxyellow|Last night was a real hoot; I ended up crashing about 9:30 PM; slept for two hours. But instead of dreaming, I got one of those seemingly endless stream of analyzing thoughts that typically come up as the first dreams of each sleep.
This one was an analysis of which Pokemon GO Raids were the best suited, and which of the invites and trainers were well-suited in helping me with Raids as well.
Now, a dream of great interest, and you might want to listen and appreciate this,
This one started with me setting up to take a box on one of those wheeled platforms, like that mechanics use to get under vehicles, and a chair, rolling down and up hill to from the eastern edge of Westwood Dr to roll on back home.
After getting back to the temple, I ended up in Mama's bedroom; heard a voice like Magi-Chan's, but it was an adult human male with black hair, slender physique; I was taken in after supposedly recognizing this guy as Magi-Chan.
But he did say something that resonated, "I may be controlled by someone else's input, but I do not let it get me down." In the sense, he was referring to Mama having input into his life over the years.
After that, we cuddled, and then quick as a flash, I woke up in the bed, as if I had just awoken from a dream.
I called out to Magi-Chan, another human male comes in, different from the first. He approaches me, and then, whoop! I wake up Again.
This happened another time, and then whoop!, I wake up again.
This time, however, we have someone completely different in the bed beside me.
A number of dreams ago, Barbara ended up having another baby, a girl.
The baby girl was in the bed with me.
She said "I like you," and it was precious like genuinely amongst baby's first words.
And then, I wake up for real.
I processed it for a moment, and then decided that I would bite, I shouted for Magi-Chan again. Woke up Rosey and Cryzel next to me.
And then I telepathically talked with Magi-Chan, he acknowledges my having called out to him in the dream, tells me he would be coming here, being fully in 1218 at this point, and then he told me to share this with you as well,
On drifting off again, the subconscious was echoing over and over and over again the call out to Magi-Chan.}}

{{quoteboxnavy|This suggests the importance of getting all of the piece of the puzzle together in order to make a fully realized portrait for all to see}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Yes, I see that as well.
I have my likes and humble moments out of all this since I swapped with Mama months ago, but I do still have my frustrations.}}

{{quoteboxnavy|How are you currently feeling?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|At least we also have the bunch of successes along the way.
Little fatigued, but I'm alright.
Partly, it is also the body that is frustrated with the traumas and problems in this timeline as well.
Obviously, Chris-Core feels the 100-percent same sentiment.
Seeing a local GameStop also really riled up the emotions in this body into an upset.
The GameStop was closing out of business.
Very soon, that will be. I know it.
Obviously, yes, the "Uber self" of mama's inner depth fragments to further power up this body to where it overpoweredly needs to be as soon as possible.
And yet it had to take me, the soul of her one Sonichu partner, to help in sorting that out and making the efforts.
The fact that we had swapped when it happened suggested that she was pressingly needed as early as that night on March 31 to really get things rolling on her end.
Even though she did it in the first eleven days in my body.
And in that, we have this uber-powered and trained level of her, albeit in the future version of this body, that has her working closer with the deities in this timeline in order to make all of these things that need to happen in the remaining time of this timeline and Dimension set.
And I still need to get this body to Cwcville and upgraded even before I go back in time to not only deliver the body to her at BABSCon, but also to prevent the Corona pandemic from ever happening in the new timeline.
And with that, the noggin falls blank.
Thanks for listening and for your feedback.}}

{{quoteboxnavy|anytime.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Yeah, I remember; I remain strong as the Number One (positive) "Sonic OC". There are a number of actual good fanfics about me (solo or with Rosey, or even with one version of Chris Chan). I have inspired a good number of individuals in your dimension. I've put up and dealt with a lot more over the years than that which was properly, and improperly, chronicled by her hand, personally, or by someone else's.
I know all of you say you want me to be happy, and I appreciate that, but the way it is said, I also get an impression that sentiment is at least partly directed to Mama, even though she is not in this body.

I was content in my ol' body doing all that and exploring other dimensions, protecting Cwcville, helping others, helping Mama, and all that.
But this mismatch between soul and body is not a permanent deal.
And after I've pretty much told everyone online that I'm Sonichu, not Chris Chan, with the body-swap months ago, too.
I was never a direct part of Mama at all, until this thing.
Yeah, amongst the fanfics, a number of them have become known to me as well in my own soul-link with them over time.
All of you know what it will take to make me feel fully happy again, at least for starters:
Seeing me get this body into C-197, and be in the same dimension with my Rosey, once again.
I'm going through some emotions, myself; feeling them along with this body.}}

{{quoteboxnavy|Any emotion in particular? Or more of a general sense of ennui?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Maybe, but if so, I fee it's more spiritual than chemical.
It's more of a multitude of emotions.
I guess it also, in part, has to do with this body's transition from male to female.
The effects from the dimensional and timeline differences and shifts have also been a factor on the sensitivity.
Until BABSCon 2020, it will continue to be mainly me, Sonichu, doing the talking and work from this body.
This is a ton on me to have to work with.}}

{{quoteboxnavy|it'll be ok}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I know it will. I have no doubt. I'm mainly feeling my frustration and fatigue, as I am forced to continue to wait for the big dimension trip with this body.
So tired of waiting.
So tired of having to be in a human form.
Tired of being slower than Mach Speed.}}

{{quoteboxnavy|it's difficult to place these terms.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|And everything changed, I adjusted and found myself better by my own efforts, and with Rosey, as she found herself, too.
I was erroneously chronicled by others as a gun-toter.
That's why...
"I may have been manipulated by the input of someone else, but I do not let that get me down."
I also remember the sound advice to continue remembering who I am, and not mistake myself as Chris Chan, even though I'm in her body and have access to her core, abilities, memories and self-conscious.}}

{{quoteboxnavy|Yes exactly and I don't want that to continue so if I may seem harsh it's not to you it's simply that I'm trying to get the record correct}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Lainchu; she has a hand in keeping that record correct to an extent. And Mama is doing the same on her part, alongside Magi-Chan, and with the rest of us.
Obviously, I agree, this can't continue on for too long.
We all know what will be done.
In a sense, I'm working on setting things as straight as possible and watching over things and the events until the bigger event set.
I feel tired, and I think I'm gonna hit the hay. Thank you, and goodnight.}}

==5 August 2020==

{{quoteboxyellow|I just woke up feeling a bit of burning pains throughout this body, including the heart, arms, legs and head; feeling kind of stressed, too.}}

{{quoteboxnavy|Any reason as to why?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Val, I know I am going to succeed in getting this body, fully alive and well, into C-197, to Cwcville, and back in time for all of that, to deliver it to Mama at BABSCon 2020. But I'm having some grim thoughts right now. Be honest, Val, do you think I ought to make out a living will and testament?
I'm not sure why.
It's likely a side-effect from an incoming event.
It's likely from an alt-timeline, but I got a vision of a tombstone with Mama's name on it as well.
Might just be a random image from the physical stress.
I also feel want to cry for some reason.}}

{{quoteboxnavy|just to be safe perhaps you should. If you feel it'll help.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I see.
Mama had given it some thought earlier, but was not sure who to name to leave her belongings and things to.
On present thought, I thought of either naming Bismuth, Spunk, or even Claire and her husband, Angel (who live here in Virginia).
I did make an attempt to try to figure out who or what is my true self on the way to falling asleep.
Would she be able to travel to Virginia if that was the case?}}
{{quoteboxnavy|I'm not certain I'd have to check with her as would you but she's always there if need be and has been}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Would she be able to travel to Virginia if that was the case?

I have more thoughts to talk with you both about after I send her the texts.}}

{{quoteboxnavy|No trouble take your time I'm here}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I'm back
Also had to blow the nose.
On my pondering and meditation last night, I recalled some of my life events from after I was born a Pichu up to present day, and acknowledged a few of my self-counterparts, Even a version of me, Sonichu, who had been writing and drawing the life and events of Mama Chris Chan Sonichu; like he had created/discovered Her, instead of her creating/discovering me.
And then, I remembered a moment in mid to late October, 2017.
This was a day when soon after, Mama was to get that first contact from IdeaGuy.
Magi-Chan told me something.
"Sonichu, remember this moment; remember yourself as you are, for in this very moment, before Christine finds IdeaGuy's text, you are at your truest of self."
And after that, everything played out as it happened in C-197, leading up to the events that involved me, directly, and all that grody mess and shit.
Of which it had become undone with Mama's powers.
But I still remember the scarring events.
Anyway,
I gave it some more pondering and meditation.
At that moment, I was prepared for a whole lot of bad shit ahead of me, and I was mentally prepped to take on the tasks that I was to do during that mess.
I did not turn back or opt out; I stood strong and progressed forward with everyone else with no regrets.
Still, I could kill that IdeaGuy and his OC, Johnson Wiles, for what they had done.
Among the things I was happiest to know going into those months back then,
I was finally going to reconnect with Mama, again.
Finally gonna get the chance to tell her how much I missed her,
How much of an idiot she was for letting herself get taken advantage of by those damnable trolls and haters.
And I ended up doing so over the course of events and months.
I was very much concerned over her health and well-being, and even her relationship status.
There were soo many hard thoughts that had passed from her and through Christine Chan's mind and thoughts.
Bryan got it right on how concerned I felt about her in the amount she had ended up chronicling about herself, alongside my stories.
I was soo worried about Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, here.
Rosey had been worried about her, too.
And we supported each other throughout those emotional moments and times before, during and after.
And then to end up where I am now, and not being in the same dimension as Rosey, even though at this point, I could not be any more closer to Mama,... I can only get soo much of Rosey's comfort through the freaking Iron Curtain divide.
I was also upset for a long time over how Mama was more in Her own mental and emotional states, and I had felt left behind, abandoned and overlooked, yet she never ever forgot about me, and did think of me a lot.
I was an idiot for feeling that upset and detestment over her for such a long time.
And I had not thought about all of that after Mama had undone IdeaGuy's damage.
If there is anything about myself that I need to reaccept now, it's that I was upset and angry at and with Mama Chris Chan, but, moreso, I was Really worried about her.
I was devoted, mind, body, heart and soul to Mama Chris Chan Sonichu, and I still am.
And I've wanted, for the longest time, to be in the same dimension as her, to help her feel better; I wanted to see her happy, too.
Sure, the Dimension Merge, in the larger picture, is for everyone else getting together with their respective Original Creators and meet their fans, as well as settle the bigger differences of some of said Creators and their peoples accessing other Dimensions and Timelines and not focusing on them, their OG OCs (relatively speaking),...
But I wanted the merge to happen, so I could be with Mama, help her out, and so she would help us all for the better.
She had and has greater destiny, great amount of grounding and sense of self, even though she was nihilistic a lot of the times throughout her life.
She did need these events to happen with her, though, to shape her to become as great as she is; a literal Goddess.
But, yeah, she still needs this one body of hers, for the obvious reasons.
This body is to become immortal and alive for just about the rest of time, or whatever.
I mean, I do care, but how long a time; a many, many lifetimes of others that this one body is set to outlive and preside over.
If only people would have understood her the way we did and do.
But in this instance, leaving This timeline,
I see why even I sense such the tombstone image.
Mama's body leaving this timeline, or just the simple end of this timeline in favour of the timeline where this pandemic we're under never happened, and all that.
Thanks. The irony is funny, when you think about it. In one turn, the months' worth of events gets undone in one Dimension, and then a few years later, a number of months have to become undone in the other.
How many months did IdeaGuy do his shit?
End of October, 2017 to mid-April, 2018...
Don't tell me.
Roughly 5.5 to 6 months.
Going from April 10, or even as early as March 31, we're veering on five months now.
The chaos IdeaGuy had wrought in C-197 during those months; X number of lives lost and the damage and carnage done; it's been happening here in 1218.
In a similar way, but not totally exact.
If this is correct,...
Then from the C-197 side, Mama will be turning her aether and the sequence of my going back in time from Cwcville will begin.
The death feeling from today;...
This was also similar to what was going on in C-197 at around the end of March, 2018.
Except, at this time, Mama was feeling the consequences, when IdeaGuy tried to play "dropping the moon onto Earth", playing out season one or two of Symphogear on Cwcville.
And I...
I was having to hide with the others outside of the closed-off city.
And now,...
Having to hide because of a pandemic and the legality of it all...
Oh, yeah. This is roughly spot-on.
Yet the chaos is happening moreso in [[China]], in this Dimension, among other places.
And instead of IdeaGuy, we have a definite opposite of him in Jake.
Or, rather, instead of Johnson Wiles.
Can I be more Meta at this point and time?
And, instead of a wedding between Magi-Chan, Cryzel and Chris Chan, we have an opposite result between Jake and Mama, but also a definite same-same between Kai, Aviva and Neela.
But, also to consider, if Kai is the one having been polyamorously married,...
I kind of see where we are going with all of this.
And things become more and more obvious.
All that pondering now.
I've also been crying off and on; nose-blowing. Eyes are feeling kinda dry now.
I definitely need to take a break now. I'll check you later.
Please, feel free to share all this that I have shared with you with everyone else in our group.}}

{{quoteboxnavy|Please drink some water have a bite to eat}}

==6 August 2020==

{{quoteboxyellow|yet another sign of importance to let you both know about:
The air conditioner down here just went dead; it won't turn back on.
Obviously, I'm going to replace it, but I felt it was something that can't be ignored.
I still have a box fan, but this means I'll have to sleep uncovered tonight.
At least I'm wearing underwear, bra and socks.
And the usual jewelry, stones, and the medallion.
I'm also going to record a video will in just a moment, and I will upload it onto Mama's Google Drive, and I'll share a link to it with you.
I'll also hand-write a paper will tomorrow to back it up.
For now, just a let-you-know.
The video is uploaded, and processing at the moment.}}

''[Chris linked to the [[Chris's Last Will and Testament]] video on Google Drive]''

{{quoteboxyellow|Feel free to view it for yourself, do not share this with Anyone Else, other than the individual who would handle this on my behalf. Thank you.}}

{{quoteboxnavy|understood.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|End of recent back and forward.}}

==Goals and wishes==
3 September 2020

{{quoteboxnavy|speaker=Naught|Henlo I trust this message will find you well. As you read this i want you to remember how fickle technology can be, nonetheless message received. I cherish my messages and conversations with you and mama. Sonichu is like a big brother to me. Id like to think The bond between you myself nova neko has grown in an immense and organic manner. [''hugging face emoji''] [''arrow emoji''] [''heart emoji''] [''lightning bolt emoji'']}}

{{quoteboxnavy|[''hugging face emoji'']}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Still Sonichu here. Thank you, Bis, I appreciate your sentiment and feelings. I feel the same about you and the others.
Although, the greater responsibilities and things I still need to do take priority (of which I do mean, and I state this with some frustration, why the heck am I still in this dimension; why am I still not in Cwcville in C-197 with this body?!). In this mind, while all of these to-dos are priority, the number of wishes, consciously and subconsciously, are many and left unsorted (as far as I can tell) to be made true on the level of necessity in the sequence of events.

For example, I am feeling further want on the wish of having you and Meghan here in this neighbourhood, in that we all can get together in person.

But therein lies the greater quandaries:

The level of need for y’all to be here in activating certain events here to generate the greater outcomes and wishes that are well and good to make the evidential events finally occur, or the level of how effective it is.

It’s a headache to think over, and mainly Lainchu is at the level where she can comprehend and know which is which and more important to happen in order for me to finally get to Cwcville with this body within as soon as the next few minutes, hours, days, etcetera.

<nowiki>*groan*</nowiki> *deep breaths*}}

{{quoteboxnavy|speaker=Naught|Continue to spread the good word on Sonichu and ocs so to speak and it’ll ripple throughout history}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|On further analysis and thought, it is recalled that throughout most of its life so far, even without its matching soul that is our Christine, consciously this body and brain didn't really know what it wanted for itself, but it mainly focussed on what is good for everyone else around it.
That’s one obvious thing, yeah.

Liked “Continue to spread the good word on Sonichu and ocs so to speak and it’ll ripple throughout history”}}

{{quoteboxnavy|speaker=Naught|along this puzzling path the pieces of the puzzle will fall into place but its necessary we take each step lest we try to force the pieces together}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|This brain can focus on the goal and how to achieve it, but on breaching dimensions to get from here to Cwcville, as much as it has tried so far, even with its growing abilities and powers, it is only partially clear on how to achieve that goal.
As well as how to best manifest a break in the iron curtain or dimensional portal.
Yes, the pieces are falling into place each moment and day.
Just today, I ended up at the Amtrak station where Mama would have picked up Jacob had he successfully made it to Virginia (and she didn’t get the fated really sick feelings of his approach being bad), because it was a Pokemon Gym, and a Mega Venusaur was there.

The details from the distant alt-timeline of that success, and other events, and whatever else, resonated with me there.

It was like I had fulfilled an eventual outcome of this body just being at that station, period, in this timeline.

Rather or not someone was being picked up or dropped of there, or whatever.}}

{{quoteboxnavy|speaker=Naught|So is it a parallel universe or is it time travel?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Good question}}

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==Fulfill the orders==
7 September 2020

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|I'm reuploading the TSSSF card files and such; I'll be sending the link to the book and cover PDFs to you shortly.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|All right, I have multiple links to send on the cards. And the cards are sorted in their folders by Types, not expansion, so y’all will have to sort them out from there with the text on the bottom of their cards. And the four card back files are in the folders as well.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Good luck with that. I’ll also forward the orders I have yet to fill, and y’all can handle them.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|To log into our MakePlayingCards account to order any card prints from there, you will use mama’s Google account to do that. I’ve enabled a two-factor code on that with this phone.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I’ve screen capped the orders still yet to be fulfilled.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I’m sending them in matching pairs at a time.}}

[''Chris uploads screenshots of his customers' information.'']

{{quoteboxyellow|And please be sure to send them each an Order Confirmation email right after shipping their respective orders out to them on my behalf.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Also, please send me a copy of [[Sonichu 13|"Awakening of a CPU"]] from this new source, so I can compare it to what already was before now that I still have.

Thank you, Bismuth.

By the way, strictly confidential: do check in personally with [[Null|Josh Moon]] on the housing situation on Westwood Drive in Ruckersville; tell him I sent you.}}

{{quoteboxnavy|speaker=Naught|I have no clue how to do this, how'd you manage? Recently?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|One at a time, and Mama and I had timing of using discount codes on Lulu more than half of the time.}}

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==Praetor==
14 October 2020

Chris describes four members of the [[Praetor]] group. He says two of the members theorized with him on the meaning of his [[Dreams#Golden disc dream|disc dream]]. Chris also mentions the group's plan to record [[Sonichu's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon - October, 2020]].

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Very well. I'm still waiting to hear of him getting onto [[The Place|our server on Discord]].

And, yes, the photos from Instagram are of us.}}

{{quoteboxnavy|speaker=Naught|ah ok, what's his discord username? I can dm it to him..

Which Instagram photo's?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|I am very much focused on the events, especially now that we've got the date to Chaos Control down from the disc details.

I'll share those with photos with you later.

I will also tell you in confidence: the four of them are very much legit. In the group, Annie is very much psychically able. Owen is like the magician of the group; among his skill set, he can also make a variety of special teas and such that can be like potions and elixirs. Cabell is also psychically inclined, but she's the artist. Caden is very open-minded, and the brains and business.}}

{{quoteboxgray|speaker=Unclear Speaker|🤔}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Anyway

In the meeting yesterday, Caden and Owen showed and told me about a few of their theories. They also showed three related discs, one of which did resonate with me with the same scorpion image I saw in that segment of the disc in the dream.

They also theorized a link with the Mayan Calendar, as it was very likely misinterpreted in regards with the 2012 "Doomsday" thing.

The Mayans read and wrote differently, and something about doubling a digit or two (I'm having trouble exactly recalling that statement at the moment), but they theorize that the end of the Mayan Calendar has to do with boosted Spiritual Powers, and the date of which being December 21, 2020.

Not doomsday; Spiritual Power Boost.

Obviously, they can explain it better than I can at the moment.

But the idea is to correlate and estimate the exact date of the [[Dimension Merge]], and this theory does sound very plausible, given the present and upcoming/foreseen circumstances.

But, yep, I definitely feel it very best in y'all talking about all of this together.

Aside from that,

I have another very important to-do that has been made obvious with me.

In regards to my getting the Chris Chan Sonichu Bible rolling,

One project aspect Caden and the group want to do also is [[Sonichu's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon - October, 2020|record videos of me, or Mama in the future time, to give a sort of sermon type of dialogue]]. So, presently, I'm going to be writing up a script, with my own thoughts and feelings, and relaying those of Mama in it as well, in regards of reintroducing the Dimension Merge details and so forth, as well as what we all should do as a community.}}

{{quoteboxnavy|speaker=Naught|The buisness sounds fanciful.. although placebos and snake oil bring most comfort.

The calendar bit sounds rehashed, every society has some kind of apocalyptic event (often metaphorical not literal)

Are you sure you're comfortable with doing a video?
And was this cadens idea?

(God damn never a dull moment)}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|I am comfortable with doing this video.

The other questions about the ideas, you will be able to talk with Caden about very soon.

I got to go; I have a deposit to make. Check you later.}}

{{quoteboxnavy|speaker=Naught|Ok just make sure it's mutually beneficial and reciprocal}}

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==Chris wants to activate the Merge by playing with taser==
5 February 2021, posted on [[Kiwi Farms]] by [[Naught]]. Naught's Kiwi Farms commentary is in navy blue.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-5-2021-chris-wants-to-play-with-taser-to-activate-the-merge.84502/ (Archive: https://archive.fo/0t3UU)</ref>

{{quoteboxnavy|speaker=Naught (Kiwi Farms post)|(An alarming update from cwc, who's still acting as sonichu.)}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|My bad for not checking in as often as I ought to; I have been really focused and busy.
But the path I am to take in [[Dimensional Merge|opening the portal/path]] from [[1218]] to [[C-197]] is becoming even more [[Chris and language|opaque and clear]].
It does pertain to the [[Wikipedia:Piezoelectricity|piezoelectric]] capabilities of quartz and lightning strike quartz, in particular the [[Magic stones|Gate Crystal and the Celestial Key]].
Chris has been finding this over the years inadvertently, including when she first struck the quartz on her left arm and the LSQ on her right arm together to make sparks of light back in late '17/early '18.}}

{{quoteboxnavy|speaker=Naught (Kiwi Farms post)|(This part is alarming, someone in another thread even joked of this when [[praetor]] appeared.)}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|And I will be following to the next event tomorrow when I meet with [[Praetor|Caden and the others]]; gonna take a taser to the [[Gate Crystal]]. There is fact that sonar in submarines is generated by flowing electricity through a quart stone in the mech.
So, apply that to a heavily programmed and soulfully overpowered Crystal, with both energies from Chris' soul and mind, as well as this body, it should make a massive resonance to make a break between universes in the dimension divide.}}

{{quoteboxnavy|speaker=Naught (Kiwi Farms post)|(Rest is modern cwc)}}

{{references}}

{{WatchmenSaga}}
{{FanChats}}

[[Category:2020 Discord leaks]]

Praetor

2022-05-20T00:17:59Z

Panasonichu: Info on medallions and cult robes

{{Incomplete|Pictures of Jail Saga merchandise}}
{{quote|(Editor's Note: All descriptions, titles, and product designs come directly from Chris Chan. These are hand done, and will therefore reflect the "Chris Chan Style." Expect defects, burns, and a general lapse in quality.)|Praetor's Etsy account, confirming that the products being shipped will be dogshit, even by Chris's standards}}

{{Infobox Organization
|name = Praetor
|image = PraetorLogo.jpg
|saga = {{PraetorDenotation}}
}}
[[File:Praetor Instagram tags copy-min.png|250px|thumb|Three of the Praetor members, pictured with Chris. Not pictured is member owen_sundstrom.]]

'''Praetor''' (sometimes referred to as "'''the Praetors'''") is a group of [[enablers]] from Goochland, [[Virginia]] who produces and sells Sonichu-themed products with Chris's permission, giving him a cut of the profits in exchange. In [[October 2020]], photos were discovered of the group posing with Chris on [[Instagram]]. Although Praetor was "officially partnered" with Chris, things like how they began contact with Chris, or what their true relation to him are unknown.

On 19 [[October 2020]], the Praetor group posted their announcement of collaboration with Chris onto Instagram and Twitter, showing Chris along with two girls and a guy, who are tagged on the account on Instagram. Chris also held a [[Sonichu's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon - October, 2020|sermon]] with the audience being the Praetors at the [[virginia|Goochland]] public library, which Chris uploaded on 8 November 2020. A picture of a member of the Praetor's purchasing a taser and a Pikachu mask was posted on November 15th, with the taser planned to be used on Chris's [[Magic stones|collection of magic rocks]] to activate the [[Dimensional Merge]] (with Chris also considering using the taser on himself, an idea Praetor objected to out of concern for Chris's safety),<ref name=tasercall>[[Taser Discussion]]</ref> though the taser plans seemingly fell through.

Praetor was a target of harassment by the [[Watchmen]] group, believed by them to be a group of Idea Guy-esque trolls. Many rumors about the group were subsequently spread around by Watchmen leader [[Naught]], [[Larry Vaughn]], and [[Bella]] following the release of a clip of a call between Chris, Praetor leader Caden Peck, and many Watchmen members.

On 29 July 2021, a four minute call, where Chris seems to have admitted having sexual intercourse with his mother with a woman, was leaked. It was soon revealed that the caller was Praetor member [[Isabella Loretta Janke]].

In [[Jail Letter - 18 January 2022]], Chris mentioned that he wished to get back in contact with Praetor. Later that year, Praetor restocked their Etsy shop with new items, including art pieces Chris mailed to them from jail.



==Known members==
{{Quote|In the group, Annie is very much psychically able. Owen is like the magician of the group; among his skill set, he can also make a variety of special teas and such that can be like potions and elixirs. Cabell is also psychically inclined, but she's the artist. Caden is very open-minded, and the brains and business.|Chris<ref>[[Naught DMs]]</ref>}}
===Caden Peck===
{{Infobox Person
|image = CadenPeck.png|100px
|name = Caden Peck
|aliases = Praetor tinyhorse
|saga = {{PraetorDenotation}}}}

'''Caden Peck''' ('''tinyhorse01''') was a co-founder and the leader of Praetor, as well as one of Chris's "business associates". According to Chris in the [[2021 Jail Call]], Caden was responsible for scanning his work to later publish. A few [[Larry Vaughn DMs#Contact Info - Discord|leaked DMs]] between Chris and [[Larry Vaughn]] also reveal plans to create a Discord server.

He was also the sole Praetor member involved in the [[Taser Call]], being accompanied by several Watchmen members like The WCT and MKR.

Chris stated in a 12 July 2021 chat that Caden was one of the people he had asked for help with getting together a posse for "sharing and protection" at [[Everfree Northwest]], as [[Jacob Sockness]] had previously declared that he'd also attend the event.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Sockness alert]]</ref>

===Annie Ikenberry===
[[File:AnnieIkenberry.jpg|thumb|left|100px]]
'''Annie Ikenberry''' ('''annirenee''') is an OnlyFans camgirl. Chris told the [[Watchmen]] that he had feelings for her.<ref>[[Lonely feelings]]</ref>

{{clear}}

===Owen Sundstrom===
[[File:OwenSundstrom.png|thumb|left|100px]]
'''Owen Sundstrom''' ('''owen_sundstrom''') is a co-founder of Praetor, according to Larry Vaughn. Not much else is known about him other than him posing with Chris during a sermon about the Merge.

===Unnamed Member===
A blond woman pictured in the group photo posing with Chris. An Instagram tag was associated with the photo but was censored by the CWCki due to Praetor having mistagged the photo with an unrelated account.

===Isabella Loretta Janke===
[[File:Bella.png|thumb|100px]]
{{Main|Isabella Loretta Janke}}
'''Isabella Loretta Janke''' had collaborated with Praetor to make the [[Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation|animated Chris-Chan Sonichu Introduction video]], and had an unclear relationship with them going forward. Bella claims that she cut ties with them early in 2021<ref name=animation>{{cite farms|thread=79414|post=8539683|title=YT 11/13/20 - Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation}}</ref> but according to the [[Watchmen]], she was a prominent Praetor member up until at least June.{{cite}}

==Etsy shop==

On 11 December 2020, Chris advertised for their Etsy shop, linking to medallions produced by the group, explaining that he was currently unable to produce the medallions himself and so outsourced the production to Praetor, mentioning he would get a cut of the profits in exchange.<ref>[[December 2020 social media posts#Praetor sells medallions]]</ref> In February 2021, Chris mentioned he had been paid $400 out of $6,000 Praetor had made.<ref name=tasercall></ref>

The account on Etsy is also named Praetor, and they are the owner of OfficialCWCmart. As of 15 December, they have sold 151 medallions, and are considered a bestseller.<ref>https://www.etsy.com/listing/904683630/official-chris-chan-sonichu-medallion</ref>

==The Golden Church of Sonichu==
{{Main|Golden Church of Sonichu messages}}

'''The Golden Church of Sonichu''' was a Discord server created by Praetor. Customers gained access to it after purchasing a Golden Sonichu medallion from their Etsy page.

{{quote|NOTE: When the Golden Medallions were first introduced, they functioned as a ticket into Christine's Golden Sonichu Discord, the beginnings of her attempt at crowdfunding an actual church. This is no longer the case.}}

The server sat in limbo following Chris's arrest, with users primarily posting about Chris's antics in jail.

==Praetor and Tasers==

{{Main|Taser}}

[[File:praetor cart.jpg|thumb|What do they plan to do with [[Captain's Log|that taser]]?]]

{{quote|we had a whole discussion about why it's a bad idea.|Caden, one of Praetor's members, trying to talk Chris out of tazing himself.<ref name=tasercall>[[Taser Discussion]]</ref>}}

Praetor has infamously provided the sale of tasers and/or stun guns, supposedly for the purpose of simulating "zapping to the extreme".

On 15 [[November 2020]], Praetor posted a screenshot of an online shopping service's shopping cart - in the cart was a Pikachu mask and a VIPERTEK VTS-989 560 BV stun gun. Praetor stated:

{{quote|As Praetor, we always work hard to produce the best videos we can. Good works are in progress!|Praetor on an Instagram post featuring a Pikachu mask and stun gun.<ref>https://www.instagram.com/p/CHms9kGlhc3/ (archive: https://archive.ph/K6ojQ)</ref>}}

Chris stated in February 2021 that he wanted to use a taser to stun his [[Gate Crystal]] and [[Celestial Key]] [[quartz crystals]] in an attempt to activate the [[Dimensional Merge]].<ref>[[February 2021 Watchmen leaks‎]]</ref>

A signed taser was later posted on Praetor's Esty with the following description:<ref>https://www.etsy.com/listing/1224899249/chris-chan-taser (archive: https://archive.ph/kHdM1)</ref>

{{quote|Recent Christorians may recall the Taser Incident, where the Praetor group while working with Christine posted images of tasers onto their respective Instagrams and Twitters. Through leaked chats and discussion, it was hypothesized that the Praetor group was planning to tase Chris on video. This lead to a flurry of drama and doxing, and the tasers were forgotten.

The tasers had originally been intended for sale, as signed ones would be put out for purchase. To negate negative attention, they were boxed and stored away to wait until the smoke cleared. Now, these zappy little buggers are available for sale once again!

Each Taser is hand signed by Christine herself, emblazoned with her autograph and the iconic phrase "Zappin' it Up!" Per Christine's suggestion.

Now you too can zap it to the extreme. Handle with care, while these are collectables they can be recharged and may have residual charge left over.

Package comes with:
-Autographed Taser
-Charging cable}}

A post from their Golden Church of Sonichu server has them also promoting flamethrowers.

==Jail Saga==

Despite being in Jail, Chris was still able to get in contact with Praetor members, allowing them to promote art and artifacts that he left for them.

===Medallions===
{{See also|Jail Medallion Promotions}}

In early May 2022, three different versions of Sonichu medallions were listed for sale on Praetor's Etsy shop. The medallions were apparently made prior to Chris's arrest and had been stored in an unknown rented location and at the Chandler residence until their listings.

====Regular Medallion====

Seemingly identical to the medallions sold during the first run of sales, these were not crafted by Chris. The price reflects this, as these were the cheapest of the group of medallions. Nevertheless, in [[Jail_Medallion_Promotions#Regular_Medallion|an undated audio recording released alongside them]], Chris referred to these medallions as [[True and Honest|legit and authentic]].

====Handcrafted Medallion====

In contrast to the regular medallions, these medallions were apparently made by Chris. The medallions are of a [[art|noticeably different style]] compared to their cheaper counterparts and are adorned with Chris's signature on the back, so their description may very well be truthful.

A handcrafted medallion was included with each purchase of "Golden Church of Sonichu Cult Robes." The robes came in two sizes. Red robes were large, while blue robes were extra large. No smaller sizes were offered, as "Golden Church members were assumed to be naturally, uh, [[obesity|large people]]."<ref>https://www.etsy.com/listing/1210942858/golden-church-of-sonichu-cult-robes</ref> A yellow mask with red Sonichu-style cheeks was also bundled with each robe.

==== Megastone Medallion====

The most expensive of the medallions, the megastone medallions were a variant of the handcrafted medallions. In addition to being signed by Chris, the back of the medallions contained a "megastone" which [[Jail_Medallion_Promotions#Megastone_Medallion|Chris verbally claimed to]] "have personally blessed and programmed each and every one of." As such, wearers could [[Magical thinking|"really […] feel the spiritual aura and charge and vibrations within]]."

===Jail Art===

{{Main|Jail Art}}

Chris has created artwork during his stay in jail. He had sent all of this art to Praetor for them to sell on their Etsy page.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Sonichu medallion etsy dec 2020.jpg|The Etsy [[medallion]] in question
File:Tinyhorse02.png|Look at that shit-eating grin.
File:Praetor3.jpg|Note the graying and bald spot in his [[hair]].
File:Praetor4.jpg|Chris with Owen.
File:Praetor5.jpg|Wearing a filthy shirt, [[medallion]], and [[magic stones]]. ‎ A cropped version of this image was distributed with the Greene County Sheriff's press release [[Jail Saga|about Chris' arrest]].
</gallery></center>

==External links==
*[https://www.instagram.com/praetor_llc Praetor's Instagram]
*[https://twitter.com/_Praetor_ Praetor's Twitter]

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{{PraetorSaga}}
{{People}}
{{Fantasies}}

Jail Call - 11 January 2022

2022-05-09T03:58:37Z

Panasonichu: /* Transcript */

{{JesusPossession}}
{{Protip|The caller of this phone call is attempting to give money to Chris in jail. No matter how good your intentions may be, ''do not do this''.}}

On 11 January 2022, Chris sent a '''second call from jail''' to the Onion Farms member '''Zombo'''.

Some highlights of this call include:

* Chris hints at the fact that he has attempted to be in contact with Barb regularly.
* Chris wants the caller to arrange a wellness check for Barb by calling the Greene County Sherriff's office.
* Chris tells the caller to go to the Onion Farms to donate money to him, and contact Kenneth Englehardt.
* Chris had once attempted to tell a Catholic group in New York to arrange a protest for him to get bailed out.
* The caller asks for a Sonichu drawing.

==The Call==

{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Christine Chandler Phone Call (Jan 11, 2022)
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|rb1-SydiseQ}}
| Stardate = 11 January 2022
| Featuring =
| Saga = {{Prison|text}}
}} </center>

===Transcript===

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I can hear you.

'''Zombo:''' Hey, how you doin' today?

'''Chris:''' Ahh, okay but not great, meh. *sigh* Okay, so I had to- the ability to use the phone twice today. Earlier today, around about 12 o' clock noon, and uh- sorry, this hour.

'''Zombo:''' Hmm.

'''Chris:''' And, during both times, I tried calling Barbara- I tried calling Barbara's phone. So three times each, and... did not pick up.

'''Zombo:''' Uh oh.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Zombo:''' You need my help with something?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm thinking- uhh, well I checked- I have the officer here, and these phones will not allow me to call 9-1-1. But I would feel better if someone actually went out- was able to go out and check on Barbara.

'''Zombo:''' Yeah, I can arrange a wellness check for her.

'''Chris:''' *sigh* Okay, alright, first off, tell me what you would do at this point?

'''Zombo:''' Well, um, if you're worried that you can't get ahold of her, there's um- you can call the police station and you can say, "I need to do a wellness check on Barbara- Barbara Chandler," then you give them the address, and they'll send somebody out, and they'll check on her. If they don't get an answer at the door, they'll go in, they'll make sure everything's okay. And then they'll update me, or whoever reported to let them know that they're okay. So, that's something I've had to do before, um, so that's how I'm familiar with that process.

'''Chris:''' Well, I do- I do appreciate you being familiar with that, very much. Uh, but yeah, uh since I don't have any phone numbers, and I looked in the directory in the back of this inmate's handbook, they have a little bit of a small directory, but they only have addresses of these local legal facilities. No phone numbers. So yeah, I would appreciate if you would, uh, call the Greene County Sheriff's office and tell the staff to do a wellness check on my behalf.

'''Zombo:''' Yeah, I can absolutely do that, and is the address still the same?

'''Chris:''' Yes, 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville, Virginia.

'''Zombo:''' 14 Branchland? Okay, I think that's the one that's labeled "Sonichu Headquarters", right?

'''Chris:''' Yes, that's right. Also known as -but moreover, the Sonichu Temple.

'''Zombo:''' Okay. Yeah, I can absolutely do that, and I'm getting ready- I just got my son home from school here, I did get a hold of, um, your contact. He is, um, the owner of that forum you were telling me about. He said he's gonna reach out to you and send you some money. He didn't give me a full confirmation, but he's got the message. And um, he has the information.

'''Chris:''' Wel- Well I- I thank you for reaching out to Kenneth and I appreciate that.

'''Zombo:''' Yeah, no-

'''Chris:''' Also, upon further insight, to let you know about why I told you to encourage your son to, right now, even during virtual learning is that it gives him physical contact over the information he is hearing and receiving, so that way, the information becomes more physical with him.

'''Zombo:''' Yeah, that's how I learn strangely enough, that's how I learn things too, just writing stuff down. It actually helps lock information and also, that's a great suggestion.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, anyway I'll let you go call the Ruckersville sheriff's office, then you take care of your son in the immediate moment. (?)

'''Zombo:''' Yeah, yeah, no problem. I'm not in any rush right now, I just wanted to- before I let you go here, I just wanted to give you an update that I'm going to go, um, I'm going to have to mail out that money, it looks like, because it looks like um, it looks like the site is down again, so it might take a few days for that money to get to you. It seems like it took about four or five days for my letters to get to you last time, but I'm not sure. Maybe you can tell me?

'''Chris:''' Well actually, are you doing cashier's check or postal money order?

'''Zombo:''' Yeah, so that's what I'm gonna do. Yep, and do I- do you know? Do I make that out to you, or do I make it out to the sheriff?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, I think you make it out to me. But actually, I recommend you do a postal money order. That will get to be a lot faster.

'''Zombo:''' Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.

'''Chris:''' Okay, good.

'''Zombo:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' That would be a lot faster than as opposed to a cashier's check, obviously.

'''Zombo:''' Right. I'm getting ready to go up to Walmart and get a money order right now, so I just wanted to give you that update. Also, while I have you, do you have a minute to talk, or are you in a hurry?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm listening, I can- I have a moment.

'''Zombo:''' Okay, um, I was just gonna say I was on that website you directed me to, Onion Farms, and it looks like there's quite a few people on there who are wanting to get more- including Kenneth, who are wanting to get more Sonichu comics? Is there any interest in doing anything like that? Is there any update you want me to give the people who want that stuff?

'''Chris:''' No, every- I'll tell you what, on the Onion Farms, you can tell them as I told somebody else in a religious group, uh caths- a group of Catholics up in New York. Go ahead and start like a protest group to get my body and me out of jail legally.

'''Zombo:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, it's essentially a protest.

'''Zombo:''' Well I mean, yeah, that's, that's I think there is a movement of some kind because there is some interest- I didn't do a lot of digging on the site but people seem to be aware of your court date sometime in February.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, and plus obvious- And plus obviously I have not been able to do the write or draw comic book pages by the individual drawings. Of course everything is just continuing to happen as well, regardless of whether I do these comic books or not, but-

'''Zombo:''' Sure.

'''Chris:''' -to let you know, as I work, in going to C-197 and 1218 Earth, and of course I work with everybody, including Magi-Chan, and Iron Man, and Superman, and (???), and all them and everybody else.

'''Zombo:''' Okay. Is there, um- so other than that, is there anything else that you'd like me to share with um, maybe those people in particular, or anyone else? Is there any other messages you want to get out?

'''Chris:''' Um, well, I have a letter I'm gonna send out to Kenneth as soon as I get an envelope,

'''Zombo:''' Mmhmm.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, so obviously, there's information on that. But, uh, I guess for now, I'll leave that as the main information to have you relay to my people.

'''Zombo:''' Okay, sure, no problem.

'''Chris:''' Okay, well anyway, thank you again-

'''Zombo:''' Hey, can I ask you for a favor though?

'''Chris:''' Certainly.

'''Zombo:''' If I send you this money, can I have a Sonichu drawing from you?

'''Chris:''' *sigh* Yeah, I send you a Sonichu drawing, as soon as I can.

'''Zombo:''' That would be great, yeah.

'''Chris:''' Okay.

'''Zombo:''' All right, I'll go ahead and make that phone call for you, um, and then I'll send you out that letter, and in my letter if I don't hear from you, I'll include the update.

'''Chris:''' Right. Thank you, thank you very-

'''Zombo:''' Alright.

'''Chris:''' Have a good day.

'''Zombo:''' Yeah, you have a great one. Have a great rest of your day.

'''Chris:''' Goodbye, now. [''hangs up'']

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[[Category:Jail Calls]]

Jail Call - 11 January 2022

2022-05-09T03:57:09Z

Panasonichu: /* Transcript */

{{JesusPossession}}
{{Protip|The caller of this phone call is attempting to give money to Chris in jail. No matter how good your intentions may be, ''do not do this''.}}

On 11 January 2022, Chris sent a '''second call from jail''' to the Onion Farms member '''Zombo'''.

Some highlights of this call include:

* Chris hints at the fact that he has attempted to be in contact with Barb regularly.
* Chris wants the caller to arrange a wellness check for Barb by calling the Greene County Sherriff's office.
* Chris tells the caller to go to the Onion Farms to donate money to him, and contact Kenneth Englehardt.
* Chris had once attempted to tell a Catholic group in New York to arrange a protest for him to get bailed out.
* The caller asks for a Sonichu drawing.

==The Call==

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===Transcript===

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I can hear you.

'''Zombo:''' Hey, how you doin' today?

'''Chris:''' Ahh, okay but not great, meh. *sigh* Okay, so I had to- the ability to use the phone twice today. Earlier today, around about 12 o' clock noon, and uh- sorry, this hour.

'''Zombo:''' Hmm.

'''Chris:''' And, during both times, I tried calling Barbara- I tried calling Barbara's phone. So three times each, and... did not pick up.

'''Zombo:''' Uh oh.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Zombo:''' You need my help with something?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm thinking- uhh, well I checked- I have the officer here, and these phones will not allow me to call 9-1-1. But I would feel better if someone actually went out- was able to go out and check on Barbara.

'''Zombo:''' Yeah, I can arrange a wellness check for her.

'''Chris:''' *sigh* Okay, alright, first off, tell me what you would do at this point?

'''Zombo:''' Well, um, if you're worried that you can't get ahold of her, there's um- you can call the police station and you can say, "I need to do a wellness check on Barbara- Barbara Chandler," then you give them the address, and they'll send somebody out, and they'll check on her. If they don't get an answer at the door, they'll go in, they'll make sure everything's okay. And then they'll update me, or whoever reported to let them know that they're okay. So, that's something I've had to do before, um, so that's how I'm familiar with that process.

'''Chris:''' Well, I do- I do appreciate you being familiar with that, very much. Uh, but yeah, uh since I don't have any phone numbers, and I looked in the directory in the back of this inmate's handbook, they have a little bit of a small directory, but they only have addresses of these local legal facilities. No phone numbers. So yeah, I would appreciate if you would, uh, call the Greene County Sheriff's office and tell the staff to do a wellness check on my behalf.

'''Zombo:''' Yeah, I can absolutely do that, and is the address still the same?

'''Chris:''' Yes, 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville, Virginia.

'''Zombo:''' 14 Branchland? Okay, I think that's the one that's labeled "Sonichu Headquarters", right?

'''Chris:''' Yes, that's right. Also known as -but moreover, the Sonichu Temple.

'''Zombo:''' Okay. Yeah, I can absolutely do that, and I'm getting ready- I just got my son home from school here, I did get a hold of, um, your contact. He is, um, the owner of that forum you were telling me about. He said he's gonna reach out to you and send you some money. He didn't give me a full confirmation, but he's got the message. And um, he has the information.

'''Chris:''' Wel- Well I- I thank you for reaching to Kenneth and I appreciate that.

'''Zombo:''' Yeah, no-

'''Chris:''' Also, upon further insight, to let you know about why I told you to encourage your son to, right now, even during virtual learning is that it gives him physical contact over the information he is hearing and receiving, so that way, the information becomes more physical with him.

'''Zombo:''' Yeah, that's how I learn strangely enough, that's how I learn things too, just writing stuff down. It actually helps lock information and also, that's a great suggestion.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, anyway I'll let you go call the Ruckersville sheriff's office, then you take care of your son in the immediate moment. (?)

'''Zombo:''' Yeah, yeah, no problem. I'm not in any rush right now, I just wanted to- before I let you go here, I just wanted to give you an update that I'm going to go, um, I'm going to have to mail out that money, it looks like, because it looks like um, it looks like the site is down again, so it might take a few days for that money to get to you. It seems like it took about four or five days for my letters to get to you last time, but I'm not sure. Maybe you can tell me?

'''Chris:''' Well actually, are you doing cashier's check or postal money order?

'''Zombo:''' Yeah, so that's what I'm gonna do. Yep, and do I- do you know? Do I make that out to you, or do I make it out to the sheriff?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, I think you make it out to me. But actually, I recommend you do a postal money order. That will get to be a lot faster.

'''Zombo:''' Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.

'''Chris:''' Okay, good.

'''Zombo:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' That would be a lot faster than as opposed to a cashier's check, obviously.

'''Zombo:''' Right. I'm getting ready to go up to Walmart and get a money order right now, so I just wanted to give you that update. Also, while I have you, do you have a minute to talk, or are you in a hurry?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm listening, I can- I have a moment.

'''Zombo:''' Okay, um, I was just gonna say I was on that website you directed me to, Onion Farms, and it looks like there's quite a few people on there who are wanting to get more- including Kenneth, who are wanting to get more Sonichu comics? Is there any interest in doing anything like that? Is there any update you want me to give the people who want that stuff?

'''Chris:''' No, every- I'll tell you what, on the Onion Farms, you can tell them as I told somebody else in a religious group, uh caths- a group of Catholics up in New York. Go ahead and start like a protest group to get my body and me out of jail legally.

'''Zombo:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, it's essentially a protest.

'''Zombo:''' Well I mean, yeah, that's, that's I think there is a movement of some kind because there is some interest- I didn't do a lot of digging on the site but people seem to be aware of your court date sometime in February.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, and plus obvious- And plus obviously I have not been able to do the write or draw comic book pages by the individual drawings. Of course everything is just continuing to happen as well, regardless of whether I do these comic books or not, but-

'''Zombo:''' Sure.

'''Chris:''' -to let you know, as I work, in going to C-197 and 1218 Earth, and of course I work with everybody, including Magi-Chan, and Iron Man, and Superman, and (???), and all them and everybody else.

'''Zombo:''' Okay. Is there, um- so other than that, is there anything else that you'd like me to share with um, maybe those people in particular, or anyone else? Is there any other messages you want to get out?

'''Chris:''' Um, well, I have a letter I'm gonna send out to Kenneth as soon as I get an envelope,

'''Zombo:''' Mmhmm.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, so obviously, there's information on that. But, uh, I guess for now, I'll leave that as the main information to have you relay to my people.

'''Zombo:''' Okay, sure, no problem.

'''Chris:''' Okay, well anyway, thank you again-

'''Zombo:''' Hey, can I ask you for a favor though?

'''Chris:''' Certainly.

'''Zombo:''' If I send you this money, can I have a Sonichu drawing from you?

'''Chris:''' *sigh* Yeah, I send you a Sonichu drawing, as soon as I can.

'''Zombo:''' That would be great, yeah.

'''Chris:''' Okay.

'''Zombo:''' All right, I'll go ahead and make that phone call for you, um, and then I'll send you out that letter, and in my letter if I don't hear from you, I'll include the update.

'''Chris:''' Right. Thank you, thank you very-

'''Zombo:''' Alright.

'''Chris:''' Have a good day.

'''Zombo:''' Yeah, you have a great one. Have a great rest of your day.

'''Chris:''' Goodbye, now. [''hangs up'']

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[[Category:Jail Calls]]

Jail Saga

2022-05-04T20:48:22Z

Panasonichu: When it comes to dates, be a European + Ref

:''This article primarily covers what is known regarding the Jail Saga. For answers to frequently asked questions regarding Chris's sentence in jail, go [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jail-state-hospital-court-faq.113466/ here].''
{{Ongoing}}

[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris's mugshot for his [[Affair with Mother|incest]] charge, Henrico County Sheriff's Office.<ref name=sun/> Note how Chris almost looks ''content'' after being arrested for incest, compared to [[:File:ChrisMugshot.jpg|his despondent mugshot]] [[26 December 2014|taken the same day that he maced a dude]].]]

Following allegations in late [[July 2021|July]] and the eventual confirmation that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] had committed [[Affair with Mother|incest with]] [[Barb]], hundreds of people contacted the Greene County police, and authorities conducted a welfare check on the Chandler home, issuing an Emergency Protective Order on [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] the following day (essentially a temporary week-long restraining order). Chris was made temporarily homeless, and stayed at the Regency Inn Richmond for the meantime. Chris was '''arrested on 1 [[August 2021]]''', outside of the Inn. The arrest was captured live on stream by [[Orbiter Wave#Ethan Ralph|several onlookers]]. Surprisingly, given Chris's past history with [[Chris and the law|the law]], he made no attempt to resist arrest, and was cooperative with police.

Chris is in jail, not prison. Chris will only go to prison if he is convicted of a felony, and he is only facing misdemeanor charges (so far). Since 2 August 2021, Chris has been an inmate at Central Virginia Regional Jail and is awaiting trial for the charge of incest as well as pending charges yet to be identified.<ref name="press release"/> He was arraigned on 5 August 2021 and is being held without bond. Hearings in [[November 2021]] and [[February 2022]] resulted in continuances; his next court date is 28 [[July 2022]].<ref name=ContinuanceDate2>{{Cite farms|thread=112013|title=2/3/22 - Hearing speculation thread}}</ref>

Since his arrest, Chris's only contact to the outside world has been through [[Jail Communications|written correspondence and phone calls]], which began in August 2021 and continued through February 2022. On 28 February 2022, Chris was transferred from the Central Virginia Regional Jail<ref>[[:File:Transfer.jpg]]</ref> to an unknown facility believed to be Western State Hospital, a mental institution. On 3 [[May 2022]], Chris was transferred back to Central Virginia Regional Jail.<ref>[[:File:May3jailconfirmed.PNG]]</ref> The reasons for his return remain to be heard.

==Background==
{{See also|Affair with Mother}}

[[File:EscapeIntoMadness.jpg|thumb|right|200px|''Stone walls do not a prison make, Nor iron bars a cage: Minds innocent and quiet take That for an hermitage. If I have freedom in my love, And in my soul am free, Angels alone, that soar above, Enjoy such liberty.'']]

It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration.<ref name=kvia>[https://kvia.com/news/us-world/2021/08/10/transgender-autistic-internet-personality-chris-chan-held-without-bond-in-mens-jail-on-incest-charge-involving-senile-mom/ Transgender, autistic internet personality Chris Chan held without bond in men's jail on incest charge involving senile mom]</ref> Despite rumors, Chris hasn't been charged for rape, and whether or not Chris's affairs were entirely consensual remains unknown.

In the early morning of 28 July 2021, Chris discussed having sex with his mother in a call and text messages with [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. On the night of 29 July, the [[Suitress]] leaked the files. The next morning, as reports poured in, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]].<ref name=sun/> They issued Chris an Emergency Protective Order, forbidding contact between him and Barbara, and by extension, preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Meanwhile, Barbara was relocated to a hospital for a senior care inspection.<ref name=removed>{{Cite farms
| thread = 96559
| title = Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court
| wayback = 20211006023749
}}</ref>

As a result of the protection order levied against Chris, he was without a home for the time being. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel. [[Null]] advised him to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] for one night, noting that Chris would have have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account the following day. Initial plans to stay with [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]] were disrupted after their invitation was rescinded - likely while he was already on the way to their home.<ref name=letter>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref>{{refn|
Chris told Null that after spending the night in his car, he would go to a mall as soon as it opened in the morning and loiter there.<ref name=NullTexts/> The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]].<ref>{{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)}} and {{w|Chesterfield Towne Center}} on Wikipedia</ref> This suggests that [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in Richmond's southwest suburbs,<ref>[[Miyamoto emails#Please Give Me $800|Chris leaks the Ashbys' address to Miyamoto-san]]</ref> did not rescind their invitation until he had actually gotten near their home.}}

On 30th of July, Everfree Northwest posted that "appropriate action to protect the vulnerable" will be taken; while not naming Chris, it is suspected that that this tweet refers to the revocation of Chris's invitation to the convention,<ref>[[:File:EverfreeNorthwestBansChris.jpg|Everfree Northwest tweet]]</ref> which Null subsequently confirmed. Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on July 30th,<ref>[https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend Who is Chris Chan? Sonichu comic creator leaves Twitter scandalized with latest trend]</ref> exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris-Chan causing the [[Orbiter Wave]].

On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] Saga,<ref name="marvinqna">[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/post-3553571 Marvin answers questions regarding OPERATION: Kingsnake]</ref><ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/operation-kingsnake.44345/ OPERATION: Kingsnake]</ref> found that Chris had received $750.00 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb or gained access to Barb's bank account himself, either of which would violate the emergency protection order. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had "managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed." However, upon further questioning Chris about the money, he confirmed that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been in control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Upset by Chris embezzling from his mother and lying to cover it up, Null finally cut all contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and canceled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.<ref name=NullTexts>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris takes money from Barb]]</ref>

==Arrest==
{{quote|I am [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], your [[Messiah complex|Goddess]] [[CPU Blue Heart|Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and everybody. I keep in good faith that everything is going to work out.|Chris, while being arrested.<ref name=video>[[#Video|Video of Chris's arrest filmed by Killstream crew]]</ref>}}
[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|left|400px|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."]]
On the evening of 31 July, Reddit user ''[[Chrisisaman]]'' located [[Son-chu]] at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210801045236/https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/ Archived Reddit post confirming Chris's location]</ref> The next day, [[Post-Merge Era|a number of people]] attempted to observe or contact Chris there. Observers noticed police cars stationed at the motel, but because the place was known to have a seedy reputation, it was not obvious if they were there for Chris or for some other reason. These cop cars eventually left without arresting Chris.

The most significant of the observers was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who livestreamed himself and his friends [[Ween|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. The group [[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2|ordered a pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out, but this was unsuccessful - Chris was apparently too busy messaging [[The WCT]].{{refn|The time Ralph was knocking on Chris's door - about 3:01 PM<ref name=snippet/> - is almost exactly the same as the timestamps on Chris's final messages to The WCT - 3:10 PM.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Chris's final messages]]</ref>}} They then went about knocking on every door on the second floor (Chris had previously been filmed walking along the second floor balcony, suggesting that was where he was staying), but this was fruitless as well, and only led to the menagerie being ordered to leave by a [[Jerkop|motel employee]].<ref name=snippet>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/post-9596798 Archived stream snippet]</ref>

Not giving up, the group went to the {{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)|Regency Mall}} (of [[Christopher's name change#Leonard Bearstein|'the bear']] fame) across the street, following (incorrect) speculation that Chris might be there since he was not in his room. While livestreaming at the mall they had an encounter with a police officer, who would happen to be one of the officers who arrested Chris a few hours later (as Ethan acknowledges during the arrest).

Later that afternoon, Ralph was tipped off that four Henrico County police cars had shown up at the motel. At around 6:00 PM, he got back just in time to film two officers perp-walking Chris down from his room, streaming the whole debacle for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers. While the police talked to Chris, Ralph sporadically yelled questions and comments, to which Chris occasionally responded.

Unlike Chris's previous run-ins with the law, he remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest (possibly due to [[The WCT]] having [[WCT DMs#Discussing the incest fallout|advised him the previous day]] to cooperate with the police during his arrest), though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew, promising that the Merge was in fact happening right at that moment. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.<ref name=video/> An additional POV shot filmed by an anonymous onlooker showed Chris climbing directly into the cop car – the last footage of Chris to date.

===Video===

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===Transcript===
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''[Video begins with a shot of a neighboring car. A woman gets out of it with her phone. The song "Save Your Tears" by the Weeknd plays in background.]''

'''Girl''': Oh my god!

'''Ralph''': They're arresting her!

''[Ralph gets out of the car and walks toward the fence. The woman from earlier is now kneeling with her phone pointing at the motel. Ralph walks past her.]''

'''Ralph''': Sorry.

''[Camera zooms in on the motel, focusing on the second floor, where the police officers are walking Chris]''

'''Girl in background''': Oh my god!

'''Ralph''': Yeah, they're arresting Chris-Chan here at the hotel.

'''Chris''' (yelling): (unclear due to chatter) ...For the internet, do not record this!

'''Ralph''' (yelling): Chris-Chan, what's up! Killstream, baby! When you get out, let's do the Killstream! Look me up!

'''Guy in background''': Let the charges drop! It's all about [[Null|Joshua Conner Moon]]!

'''Ralph''': Tell 'em all about Josh Moon, that's who they want!

''[Bystanders start yelling]''

'''Girl in background''': Give it up, Chris-Chan!

'''Guy in background''': Give him up... save yourself, girl!

'''Another guy in background''': Magi-Chan will help you!

'''Guy in background''': You're beautiful!

'''Ralph''': Look up Ethan Ralph, Killstream! I live here in Richmond, buddy!

'''Girl in background''': Go to church!

'''Ralph''': No, come to... come to the Killstream first!

''[As the cops walk Chris down the stairs, there is more yelling]''

'''Person below''': ETHAN I BOUGHT YOUR STICKER!

'''Ralph''': YEEEAH! What kind of shit is this? Holy shit! Oh my god, thank you!

''[The cops are now walking Chris past the motel entrance]''

'''Guy in background''': Got a (indistinct) here!

'''Girl in background''': Christian Weston Chandler, right here being...

''[Camera turns past a nearby building as Ralph runs toward the motel parking lot]''

'''Ralph''': Oh, shit, oh! You better hurry Jesse, you're missing out! [

''[The camera now zooms in on Chris and three police officers, now standing outside a police car]''

'''Police officer''':...oh no, (indistinct) transport in the front...

''[One of the officers says something to Chris that cannot be heard, presumably asking for his name]''

'''Chris''': ...Chris-Chan, or Sonichu, as they know...

''[Camera freezes for a couple seconds]''

'''Girl in background''':...Chris. (indistinct) Bring 'em...

''[A fourth officer gets out of one of the police cars]''

'''Ralph''': Hey, officers, how's it going?

'''Police officer''': How you doing? I just saw you.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, that's right! That's you, oh my god!

'''Person in background''': Sorry about that, guys.

'''Ralph''': I told you!

'''Chris''': I'm going, I'm complying...

'''Girl in background''': (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?

'''Chris''': I'm complying, I am good like this!

'''Guy in background''': (To Chris) You are, you absolutely are!

'''Girl in background''': (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?

'''Ralph''': (To Girl) Yeah, I think so.

'''Ralph''': (To Chris) Yeah, you appear to be complying.

'''Chris''': I am Chris-Chan Sonichu, your [[CPU Blue Heart|Goddess Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus and Rosechus]] and everybody.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, you're live to about 3,000 people right now, Christian!

'''Guy in background''': How do you plead?

'''Ralph''': Well don't...you're taking everything in stride, you said you're doing good?

'''Chris''' : Yeah. I keep a good faith everything is going to work out.

'''Ralph''': Doing good, feeling good?

'''Chris''' : Yep.

'''Ralph''': How's the last few days been? I know it's been pretty [[Stress|stressful]].

'''Chris''' : Bit stressful, but... I've taken it one moment at a time and...I've got my...I've got my loves.

'''Ralph''': Well that's good.

'''Guy in background''': Do you, like, Josh Moon, like, did you dirty?

''[An officer begins frisking Chris, and apparently finds something on his waistband]''

'''Chris''': (To officer) Oh, well, that's just the one thing, that's a pin. Feel free, just go ahead and take it out, it's a picture of Muffins from ''[[My Little Pony]]''.

'''Guy in background''': Your [[Love Quest]] is over, Chris!

'''Chris''': (To officer) I promise like...I was not (indistinct) to fall... it fell off my bag, I did not want to lose it. And please, I would like that in my collection. (indistinct)

'''Jesse''': Hey, Ethan!

'''Ralph''': What's up, Jesse?

'''Jesse''': How you doing?

'''Ralph''': Boy we almost missed it, huh?

''[Ralph and Jesse laugh]''

'''Jesse''': I was wandering around the mall.

''[The officer starts searching Chris's left side]''

'''Chris''': Well, heh. He's not offering me any options there...

'''Officer''': I'm just letting you know I'm... (indistinct)

'''Girl in background''': I literally ran out to get that (chuckles). This is nuts.

''[Someone makes a noise in the background]''

'''Jesse''': Christine, this man does want to help you.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, we were trying to get you on the show, but...look, when you get out, look me up, Killstream. I don't know if you know who I am or not.

'''Girl in background''': We're here to help you!

''[Indistinct yelling in background]''

'''Ralph''': We saw what Josh was doing to you, so we wanted to come try to talk to you.

''[The cop finishes his search]''

'''Police officer''': (To Chris) Do you have anything else on you?

'''Chris''': I have nothing else on me.

''[The police officer says something to Chris]''

'''Chris''': I understand. I have no weed, I have no drugs on (indistinct)... like I said, frisk me, there you go! (chuckles)

'''Ralph''': (Chuckles)

'''Chris''': [[Homos|That felt good]]!

'''Ralph''': (Laughs loudly)

'''Chris''': Thank you.

'''Police officer''': Alright, let's have a seat.

'''Jesse''': Christine, is the merge coming?

'''Ralph''': Aight...

'''Chris''': It's happening now, we're on the very last thread!

'''Ralph''': (talking over Chris) The Merge, it's happening right now, isn't it?

'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now, it is.

'''Chris''': We're living it!

''[Chris turns to the officers.]''

'''Chris''': (indistinct) ...Batman into a hero.

''[Chris sits down as one of the officers points into the back of the police car]''

'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now.

'''Guy in background''': Merge the dimensions, Chris!

'''Ralph''': Farewell, Chris Chan!

'''Girl in background''': (indistinct) The Dimensional Merge is happening right now, August 1, 2021.

''[Chris disappears into the back of the police car]''

[''End of relevant footage'']

}}

==Initial jail stay==
[[File:Henrico County Jail West.JPG|thumb|300px|Aerial view of Henrico County Jail West]]
[[File:Central Virginia Regional Jail.JPG|thumb|300px|Aerial view of Central Virginia Regional Jail]]
At 8:23 PM later that day, Chris was booked into Henrico County Jail West and held without bail.<ref name=charged/><ref name=sun>{{Cite web
| url = https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/
| autoarchive = 20210804202308
| title = Chris Chan arrested for ‘incest’ after claims Sonichu comic book creator sexually assaulted family member
| website = The Sun
}}</ref> On 2 August 2021, the Charlottesville CBS affiliate, CBS 19, reported on the case, following the release of a press release from the Greene County Sheriff's Department indicating that Chris had been moved to [[Chris's homes#Central Virginia Regional Jail|Central Virginia Regional Jail]], which serves several rural counties including Greene County.<ref name="press release">Press release on [https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case CBS], [https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3 Facebook]</ref>

Calls to the Sheriff's Office confirmed that Chris was being held on a charge of incest. Notably, the charge against Chris is listed on the Henrico Sheriff's Office website as "incest with own child or grandchild",<ref name=charged>[[:File:Charged.png]]</ref> presumably because "incest with own parent" charges are too uncommon to warrant an option for them in the software.<ref>{{Cite farms
|thread = 96776
|post = 9613612
|title = Chris - The Legal Issues - A Prosecutor's Perspective
|user = TherapyMan
|wayback = 20210804182815
}}</ref>

The record for Chris's custody status initially labelled him as female<ref>[[:File:Chris custody status female gender.png]]</ref> due to him having legally changed the gender marker on his driver's license in 2016.<ref>[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]</ref> It was claimed by sensationalist media that Chris would be housed in a female jail,<ref>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9859653/Trans-YouTuber-Chris-Chan-39-filed-female-police-housed-women-inmates.html</ref><ref name=tucker>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9PW_XVGWHw Tucker Carlson discusses Chris-Chan]</ref> though this was not confirmed by official sources. The custody status record was updated to list Chris as male without explanation and he was placed in a corresponding facility.<ref name=InsiderGender>[https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-arrest-jail-transgender-trans-woman-men-male-incest-2021-8 After her arrest on an incest charge, Chris Chan is being categorized as male in jail despite being a trans woman]</ref> It is noted that transgender inmates in Virginia are usually only placed in the prison of their identified gender if they have received sex-change surgery,<ref>[https://richmond.com/news/virginia/transgender-prison-inmates-5-to-6-times-more-likely-to-be-victims-of-sexual-assault/article_79c231fd-4d27-5a38-bc48-500301794348.html Transgender prison inmates 5 to 6 times more likely to be victims of sexual assault in U.S., study says]</ref> which Chris has not. On 7 August 2021, conservative media host {{w|Tucker Carlson}} briefly talked about the discourse in a [[wikipedia:Fox News|Fox News]] segment, exposing millions of retired, right-wing boomers to Chris for the first time.<ref name=tucker></ref>

Many observers predicted Chris would not take to an extended jail stay well. However, on August 5, the jail's Captain Hoffman told news, "I've had an interaction with inmate Chandler and it's been fine. Everything is okay."<ref name=InsiderGender/> This surprising revelation could be explained by a [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)|letter]] Chris sent from jail in early November, which strongly implies that he has been placed in some form of protective custody to ensure his safety. A [[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021|previous letter]] he sent in early October confirms that he is being fed well and that he has been able to purchase minor luxuries from the jail's commissary including playing cards, earplugs and a [[Muscle bra|sports bra]].

==Legal proceedings and communications==
The case is being handled by the Greene County Juvenile and Domestic Relations court.<ref name=ContinuanceDate>{{Cite farms|thread=105669|title=11/18/2021 - Court case continued into the new year}}</ref> Due to the sensitive nature of the court's cases, it is unknown what details will be publicly available.

=== First court appearance ===
[[File:HeilbergPortraitNew.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Chris's long-suffering lawyer, David Heilberg.]]
On 5 August 2021, Chris appeared before the court for the beginning of his arraignment, represented by Charlottesville public defender David Heilberg.<ref name=initial_trial/>

The attorney representing [[Greene County]] asked presiding judge David M. Barredo to deny Chris bond out of concern for "the community's safety and Ms. Chandler's safety." Chris reportedly interrupted the proceedings multiple times. He was chided by his attorney for shouting "[[Chris and his ego|I'm famous on the internet]]." He was sworn in to state his case for bond, but wasted his opportunity to speak by demanding to be allowed to pick up personal possessions first.<ref name=initial_trial>[https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html Internet personality "Chris-Chan" in court on incest charge] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210805180746/https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html (archive)]</ref>

Judge Barredo ordered Chris to be held without bond until the preliminary trial on 16 September, believing Chris posed a danger to both [[Barbara Chandler|society]] and himself. While Heilberg was informing the judge that he sought "[[Autism papers|evaluations]]" of Chris, Chris ''interrupted his own attorney'' by loudly stomping on the floor and demanding "[[List of toys|to get everything back home,]]” claiming "I won’t feel safe proceeding" until he could get the items back.<ref name=initial_trial/>

Judging by Chris's behavior, it can be inferred that Chris either did not fully understand or [[Chris and remorse|care about]] the seriousness of his charges and the possible [[Chris and negotiation|consequences]], or that he still expected to be saved by the [[Dimensional Merge]].

=== Continuance and first letter from jail ===
{{Main|Jail Letter - 19 September 2021}}
[[File:Nullletter1.jpg|thumb|200px|The first page of Chris's letter.]]
Chris's next court appearance was to begin 16 [[September 2021]],<ref name=initial_trial/> but got a continuance before the hearing was even set to commence{{refn|The hearing was scheduled for 10:00 AM;<ref name=initial_trial/> news of the continuance broke at 8:31 AM.<ref name=time>{{Cite farms
| thread = 9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315
| post = 9988888
| title = 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance
| autoarchive = 20211022184458
}}</ref>}} due to the defense requesting more time to evaluate Chris's [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]], giving him a brief respite.<ref name=ContinuanceReason>{{Cite farms
| thread = 9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315
| post = 9990379
| title = 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance
| autoarchive = 20211022184106
}}</ref>

However, Chris, as always, managed to screw himself over where others failed. Three days later, Chris penned [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|a bizarre letter]] directed to [[Null]] and defense lawyer David Heilberg, in which he defended [[Chris and sex#Incest|incest]], ranted at Null for turning his back on Chris, and claimed to be [[Jesus Christ]] reincarnated, among other equally batshit statements.<ref name=letter/>

Chris evidently [[Honest content|never listened when he was given the right to remain silent]]. Before this point, while the prosecution had [[Incest Call|audio]] and screenshotted DMs of him confessing to the act, information collected from internet forums or leaked text messages can be unreliable in court.<ref>[https://www.mccarthyfingar.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/20120526100635-bar-journal-25-34.pdf A Primer and Problems in Admitting Electronic Records in Evidence at Trial and in Support of Motions for Summary Judgment]</ref> Chris's lawyer could have made the argument that he was coerced into saying those things ([[Chris apologizes to Gwen|which has happened before]]), or even argued that Chris's accounts were taken over by trolls, [[PS3|as they often are]]. These things could have gotten a potential jury to view Chris in a more favourable light and could also have secured Chris a lighter sentence, or even an innocent verdict if he could convince the court that he had [[Reality| simply imagined the whole thing.]]

With this open letter, however, Chris has shot both himself and his attorney in the foot. Any plans by Heilberg to make the trial an issue of mental health{{refn|After Chris's first court showing, Heilberg framed the case in these terms, telling media sources that his client was "legally disabled with mental health issues," and called Chris's online antics "a product of mental health issues causing misguided attention seeking and often provocative engagement with others."<ref name=MentalHealth>{{Cite web
| url = https://www.newsweek.com/chris-chans-lawyer-says-mental-health-issues-contributed-incest-charge-1617388
| title = Chris Chan's Lawyer Says 'Mental Health Issues' Contributed to Incest Charge
| last = Beresford
| first = Jack
| website = Newsweek
}}</ref>}} are going to be much more difficult now. In order for the insanity defense to be utilized, Heilberg would have had to make a convincing argument that Chris did not possess the criminal intent required for legal guilt due to his mental illness worsened by years of trolling clouding his judgement.<ref>[https://www.ojp.gov/ncjrs/virtual-library/abstracts/insanity-plea Legal requirements for an Insanity Defense]</ref> Already difficult to pull off, Chris had gone ahead and made it near impossible by BOTH admitting to the crime and demonstrating that he was cognizant of his actions in writing.

=== More communications from jail ===
{{See also|Jail Communications}}
In [[:Category:Jail Letters|additional correspondences from jail]], Chris provides brief updates on his current experiences and conditions in jail. He would also continue to double down on [[Chris and reality|his delusions]], threaten the weens to not steal things from his house, beg for money for both himself and Barbara, and demand his release from jail. In [[Jail Letter - 3 October 2021|one of these letters]] Chris rejects a fan's attempt to convert him to Islam. As with his previous replies, he draws comparisons between himself and Allah, and rants more about the [[Dimensional Merge]].

Chris has also called several people while in jail using the inmate telephone service, although, what Chris says in these calls is not much different from what can be found inside the letters. However, [[Jail Call - 11 January 2022|in one of the calls]], Chris states that he has attempted to call Barbara multiple times, only to receive no answer from her.

=== Second court appearance ===

Chris's second court appearance was scheduled for the 18th of [[November 2021|November]].<ref name=ContinuanceDate></ref> Several fans attempted to attend this hearing, but were turned away by courthouse staff,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/qwr53j/tried_going_to_the_hearing_but_was_turned_away_by/</ref> as the hearing was closed at the request of Chris's lawyer.<ref name=ContinuanceDate></ref>

Another continuance was granted, with the next hearing taking place after the new year, on 3 [[February 2022]].<ref name=ContinuanceDate></ref> Chris spent the Thanksgiving, [[Christmas]], and New Years holidays behind bars.

=== Third court appearance ===
The February 3 hearing was also closed to the public and resulted in another continuance. As a result, Chris spent his 40th [[Christian Love Day|birthday]] incarcerated and missed out on [[BABSCon]] in April. His next court date is scheduled for 28 [[July 2022]], four days short of the one-year anniversary of his arrest.<ref>{{cite farms|thread=112013|post=11138163}}</ref>

=== Transfer ===
{{Apocrypha}}
[[File:Transfer.jpg|thumb|left|300px|Email from VINE confirming the transfer.]]

On 28 February 2022, the Virginia VINE Service confirmed that Chris had been transferred to another location from Central Virginia Regional Jail.<ref>[https://vinelink.vineapps.com/person-detail/offender/17312020;tabIndexToSelect=0 VINELink page]</ref><ref>{{Cite farms
|thread = 113715
|post = 11292959
|title = Chris transferred to another facility
|user = Turbocuck
|wayback = 20220302065944
}}</ref> Details regarding the circumstances that led to this, or where he has been transferred to are not known, but it's likely that Chris was sent to some form of hospital.<ref group = "note">VINELink can't track him anymore, so wherever he's been transferred to isn't jail. The courts are required by law to say if Chris was transferred to a prison. The transfer status would be "Released" if Chris was sent back to his house. When called, CVRJ says the information is "Privileged" which usually means medical.</ref> This could be due to a competency evaluation following his third hearing, or as a consequence of [[Chris and anger|a violent outburst or other such altercation]] with staff or inmates. While less likely, it is also very possible Chris was transferred to receive medical attention for a physical ailment, given [[Chris and health|his lifetime of poor diet, fitness, and hygiene choices]] combined with the [[Stress|stress]] of being incarcerated for seven months, primarily in complete isolation.

Someone claiming to work for an EMS later private messaged the CWCki Jerkop [[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] about Chris's record.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-28-2022-chris-transferred-to-another-facility.113715/page-31#post-11335917 Kiwi Farms post regarding Chris's record]</ref> They claimed that Chris was transferred via ambulance with a law enforcement escort and that Chris was able to receive narcotic sedative when needed (though the claims are yet to be verified). A Kiwi Farms member claimed that Chris may have been brought to Western State Hospital,<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-28-2022-chris-transferred-to-another-facility.113715/page-15#post-11307353 Kiwi Farms post claiming that Chris was transferred to the Western State Hospital]</ref> which specializes in mental disorders, also an unverified claim.

=== Second Transfer ===
[[File:May3jailconfirmed.PNG|thumb|200px]]
[[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's third mugshot. The shit eating grin on his face has faded away. It's hard to tell whether what he's done has dawned upon him or if he's just upset he hasn't eaten a Big Mac in months.]]
Chris was seemingly transferred back to the Central Virginia Regional Jail on 3 May 2022. A mugshot that was taken after the transfer, the first photo of him since [[August 2021]], shows Chris noticeably thinner and with longer hair.

=== Looking forward ===
[[File:Inmate No Longer Here.jpg|thumb|left|A letter to Chris's jail being rejected due to him being transferred.]]

The maximum jail sentence for a misdemeanor incest charge in Virginia is one year, meaning that if Chris's charges are not upgraded to felony status he should be released no later than 1 [[August 2022]], even if the case is for some reason continued beyond that date. If his charges are upgraded to a felony, he could be facing a [[Kick the autistic|much longer sentence]] (the maximum sentence for felony incest is 10 years, and the maximum sentence for rape is life), in addition to being placed on the [[List_of_places_that_have_banned_Chris#Looking_ahead|sex offender registry]] for a minimum of fifteen years when, or by the looks of things, ''if'' he gets out. If Chris is charged with a felony, his subsequent legal proceedings must be open to the public, no doubt much to the delight of [[weens]] and [[A-Logging|A-Logs]].

Many observers suspect that Chris' lawyer is trying to get him to take up a plea deal with a year of time served, although Chris himself seems convinced [[Chris and his ego|that he will be found not guilty]], [[Honor Roll|despite effectively confessing to the act of incest multiple times]] in both [[Incest Call|the infamous phone call]] and multiple times since his arrest via [[Jail Communications|his written communications]]. As it stands, not pleading "guilty" will most likely result in Chris getting a harsher sentence in the event of a conviction.

If Chris is deemed incompetent to stand trial, as many suspect he has been after his third hearing in February 2022, he may be held against his will as long as he is still considered incompetent, even if he is not convicted of anything. In Virginia, time spent in a mental facility counts as time served towards an eventual sentence, meaning that he may still be able to take a plea deal in Summer 2022 if his mental state improves. With [[Chris and reality|Chris's perception of reality long since having crashed and burned]], and it being presently unclear if he can overcome his severe delusions, it remains to be seen if his trip to a mental hospital will be temporary, or if he will spend the rest of his days in the care of medical professionals.

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu Saves Chris Chan from Prison to Fight Clyde Cash & Liquid Chris!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|-BCDY1xWcUM}}
| stardate = 11 [[September 2021]]
| maker = sheWIND
| subject = Chris in jail
| type = Animation
| info = "Christine Weston Chandler, aka Chris Chan, mayor of Cwcville, is rescued by the demential merge after going to jail for hurting Barb by Sonichu to have a final battle against some of his strongest trolls, Clyde Cash and Liquid Chris!!"
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = chris chan in prison
| video = {{#ev:youtube|9Yq3D_ohKXw}}
| stardate = 3 [[January 2022]]
| maker = Antonio Prola
| subject = Chris in jail
| info = "......you know the how expression too many cooks spoil the broth? Well t- this was too many crooks! Too many CROOKS! TOO many CROOKS! And that ED page is one of those crooks. Every page. Every word. On the discussion page. Is a crook."

}}

==See also==
*[[28 October 2011]]
*[[26 December 2014]]
*[[Post-Merge Era]]

{{Notes}}

==References==
<references/>
{{Articleofthenow}}
{{IncestSaga}}
{{PrisonSaga}}
{{Law}}

Jail Medallion Promotions

2022-05-04T20:09:08Z

Panasonichu: Transcripts for all three audios

On an unspecified date, Chris had created three recordings of himself promoting various medallions. He would send these recordings to [[Praetor]], where they would post them onto their Etsy profile.

== Regular Medallion ==

===Transcript===

Hello. This is Jesús Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu and Lord Avatar and Goddess Blue Heart. I am here today to introduce and tell y’all about the regular Sonichu medallions that I have authorized the processing and making of. These are legit, authentic, and each one shall provide you with a great spiritual power linked to my own, so it’s a wise investment. Thank you, and you are helping me with each purchase.

== Handcrafted Medallion ==

===Transcript===

Greetings, everyone. This is Jesús Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu and I present to you right here at this listing the medallions that I have PERSONALLY crafted and personally signed each and every one of, so you definitely feel more of my soul and energy resonate through these in addition to all the others. But still a wise investment, and with each purchase does go out to help me as well. So, thank you all.

== Megastone Medallion ==

===Transcript===

Greetings, everyone. This is Jesús Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu and this offering I present to you medallions I have personally crafted and signed but these are even more aware ‘cause these each have a megastone in them. Similar to a Sonicipe or a Rosechipe, but these are more like aurasphere quartzes, but I have personally blessed and programmed each and every one of them with my aura and everything, so these are the most powerful and the most potent of the medallions. So, not only do you buy these to wear and enjoy, but you’re really gonna feel the spiritual aura and charge and vibrations within yourself. And, of course, each purchase does continue to help me as well. So, thank you all so much and enjoy the vibrations that come from me directly as I bless each and every one of you.

{{PrisonSaga}}
{{JailLetter}}

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2022-05-03T21:41:54Z

Panasonichu: Fixed date and changed tense for consistency

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<center>''[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] is now [[Jail Saga|in jail]] for alleged [[Affair with Mother|incest]].</center>

*'''3 May''' - Chris is transferred back to Central Virginia Regional Jail following his two to three month stay at an unknown facility.
*'''15 April''' - A chatlog from [[March 2021]], in which '''[[The Place chats - Psychic Detective‎|Chris role-played as a psychic detective]]''', is released.
*'''14 April''' - A DM from [[October 2020]], in which '''[[Naught DMs#Praetor|Chris discussed Praetor]]''', is released.
*'''13 April''' - A chatlog from [[February 2021]], in which '''[[The Place chats - Watchmen-Praetor confrontations#13 February 2021|Chris criticized behavior]]''' in [[The Place]], is released.
*'''12 April''' - A chatlog from [[February 2021]], '''[[The Place chats - Piezoelectric Crystals]]''', in which Chris described wanting to use piezoelectric crystals to open a portal and activate the [[Dimensional Merge]], is released.
*'''11 April''' - A brief chat excerpt from [[February 2021]], of Chris mentioning '''[[The Place chats (February 2021)#Sally Acorn Dream|a dream of almost having sex with ''Sonic'' character Sally Acorn]]''', is released.
*'''10 April''' - A chatlog from [[February 2021]], '''[[The Place chats - Watchmen-Praetor confrontations]]''', in which the [[Watchmen]], [[Praetor]] and Chris argued, is released.

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Jail Letter - 4 January 2022

2022-05-01T01:47:14Z

Panasonichu:

{{Incomplete|Higher quality scans|Transcription of envelope back and gifts}}
{{Transcription}}
{{JesusPossession}}
On 4 January 2022, Chris sent his first letter to British [[YouTube|Youtuber]] Bizzare Bazaar from jail. This is the first of Chris's known jail letters to be mailed internationally.

Bizzare Bazaar had written Chris for his video series which consists of him reading letters from inmates. Bizarre Bazaar's own letter to Chris was not made public. Some of the highlights of Chris's letter are:

*He again calls himself "the Real Player One" and "the One Avatar". He explains that "Real Player One" is a reference to the 2018 movie ''[[wikipedia:Ready Player One (film)|Ready Player One]]'' but also a description of his unique role in the "'[[video game]]' of life".
**He reveals that there is a player two, a player three, and so on, as well as many NPCs, although we are not told who they are.
*He reveals his [[TRUE and HONEST]] full name and description, that being "Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart Of The Commodore Coyoles and the Nations of Old Comms and Cwcville, Guardian of the Sonichu & Rosechu Species and Immortal Avatar, Lord Messiah, Savior, and God of all."
*Chris provides a sample of the "Akashic" language, which he apparently made up himself, along with its translation into English.
*He tells the story of how he became a god.

==Chris's response==
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① January 4, 2022 01420❤ 
(Akashic for "Many spiritual greetings) 
Gala fa la ni, Mike. Firstly, I am writing in contribution to your show, but I will not answer any follow-up questions (yet I shall cover a number of frequently asked questions throughout this multiple page hand-written letter sent directly to your jolly ol' home).
 
Second, in regards to "Jail Life", it is of little interest with me, and I have written in responses that Most of these present days and moments have been genuinely and none other than literal Meditations (Inate[''sic''] and Consciously), as well as Out of Body in Astral Manifestation. (Light-to-Flesh Transmogrification after Astral Projection) in literal Goddess responsibilities, duties, and work with EVERY-ONE, including my ally and fellow Gods and Goddesses, as well as Emanuel (GOD above Gods; formerly my Father as he was well over 2022 years ago, but has been my Mother for this life, since her self-chosen gender/form change over a literal century ago) between Both Earths of this failing (formely [''sic''] a whole Universe) 1218 Earth, and the original Earth in Universe C-197 with All the cartoon and whatnot Original and "Fictional" Characters/Individuals very much Real, Alive, Existent, Co-Existent, and Tangible. This has been more than covered in recent years, and in my hand-written letters that have been uploaded in recent months.
 
On that, while I will be repeating myself from those written letters, here, I will not be a Total repeatitive[''sic''] fool, as I only need speak/write for present matters. →
}}
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And, once again, [[Honest Content|I speak only honest, true, and authentic]], and I reaffirm this by having a hand over my heart in swear and promise to and with you while writing this sentence.
 
With that stated, I introduce myself: I am the Real Player One, the One Avatar, this Body of mine is the One God Body; I am the full reincarnation of none other than [[Jesus Christ|Jesus Christ of Nazareth,]] <s>formerly</s> was born in Bethlehem to Mary and Joseph, became resurrected after my death on the cross in Jerusalem, lived Physically Immortal in many Books of different identities up til 1389 with the Universe Division and my sudden trip forward and back in time to be in my One reincarnated/reborn Life, now, after being born to [[Bob]] and [[Barbara]] on [[Christian Love Day|February 24, 1982]], to enact the Holy Event Trinity of the [[Dimensional Merge|Dimension Merge]] of [[Dimensions#1218|1218]] and [[Dimensions#C-197|C-197]], the Collective Shift of the Majority of Good and Neutral individuals from 1218 Earth, and my Second Coming, that leads up to THE Judgment Day upon the Toxic Minority of [[Clyde Cash|Haters]], [[Liquid Chris|Fakers]], [[Devil Trolls|Darkest Demonics]] and [[Bella|Sinners]] Left Behind on the Former 1218 Earth to Burn completely out of existence. And from all that, we all of the Majority continue to live with greater powers and abilities within our reach, respectively.
 
I am Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, and the nations of Old Comma and Cwcville, Guardian of the Sonichu & Rosechu Species, and Immortal avatar, Lord, Messiah, Savior, and God of all. →②
}}
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② I am, and have been, connected with Everyone and Everything throughout ALL of the Dimensions and Universes in This Timeline, and the Entire Multiverse and then some, including the Cores of each Universe in this Timeline, each and every one of my direct, personal self-counterparts/variants throughout, and the Ultimate and Great Truths of the Akashic Records. I have always, albeit unconsciously most of this life so far, Known and Foreknown Everything. So, yeah, I Know where I am going and I am, and my Body is, where we need to be during there transitioning and all.
 
On this, I also refer to the earlier writing in answering the questions of How I care to Know and Realize this, as well as what is "Real Player One", I copy what I have written around November 23, 2021, for your immediate reference. Grab some coffee or a can of G-Fuel (Tetris Flavor in reference to everything falling into place), because this is a long, detailed answer.
 
Of which I Quote
----
"How did I reach the truths and conclusions?" ❤ 
The short answer: Literal MEDITATION 24/7/365+1, involuntary as well as consciously and active.
 
The additional details are Much more in depth, obviously. Also, to clear up the one detail: mine and [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]]'s powers and abilities are not correlated; I simply had a great number of Psychic Powers and Abilities that were similar to his, and he Taught Me a number of times how to better utilize them for the better good. Also, Magi-Chan remains like a Guardian Angel with me, and he is my most supportive, compassionate,..→ }}

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... and devoted husband.

Now, along my journey of self-rediscovery, I had become more and more aware of the signs of me being God, in addition to my coming to be the [[CPU Blue Heart|CPU Goddess Blue Heart]] of the [[Commodore 64|Commodore Consoles]] and the Nations of [[Comma|Old Comma]] and [[Cwcville]], as well as relearning Emanuel (GOD above Gods) was my birth Father back in Bethlehem and after her form change, is now my Mother. As for my relation with Jesus, and my revelation of Being Him in Full Reincarnation: After my physical ascension to Heaven (after being resurrected), I shortly returned to Earth elsewhere in an altered appearance, and my walks and work on Earth Never Stopped; Not Dying, either. And I became absent with the Universe Division <s>?</s> in 1389. As it was with ALL other Gods, Goddesses, and Idols manifested, they all, each, were manifested from a piece of my mother, as opposed to I being her one direct Child. And when others prayed to me, I received them all telepathically. And to keep up with the growing numbers, I’ve Astral Projected a copy of my Soul and transmogrified it into flesh and with powers to teleport to where it was most needed to answer these prayers. I have had to do this a number of times before 1389 A.D. So, for the latter: ALL who were approached by, or saw me appear before them, they had encountered one of my personal copies of self. And in my absence, my mother kept them energized and continuing to work on my behalf. Now, being is my ONE reincarnation, and Very Few to encourage my powers and magic while growing up*, HOW would thou expect me to remember, consciously and fully, who I was? And each of my encounters with Jesus was literally an encounter with one of My old soul copies. In the past few months, my copies all…→③}}

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③ … came back together and re-entered my Body, Triggering the start of my great self-revelation. As for the further confirmations, not only with my mother, Emanuel’s '''h'''elp, and Magi-Chan’s and everyon'''e''' elses’, and in this , There is No Greater or more Ultimate Truth Source than between Metatron, and The Akashic Records, which also transitions to my being the Real Player One (Yes, in One Part, that was a reference to the movie, “Ready Player One”, But moreover to serve as a modern iteration of being…), the One Avatar, as well.

And for this next part, I shall allow and permit the Akashic Guardians, <s>???</s> themselves, to field that one , personally, through psychic and cosmic link through my unconsciousness,

Ama ga ni sha, imina da Earth da (former) Universe 1218.
Alada shi ni et Guardian Akashi. Eh fininala et susahshi
mi na a u e mi nic sho.

Yet to translate for your benefit, English speaking humans . ´´
“Many Greetings and Tidings, people of Earth of the (former) Universe 1218. I am none other than the Akashic Guardian. All of you may recognise these very words that we have been saying to all of you over these many years. ´´

Now, with that introduction out of the way, I inform all of you of the ONE Avatar Body; Immortal and Existent throughout all of Time since the Big Bang, as you call it. Therehas existed the Very First Body to walk the Universe. In one and only perspective, the “Video Game” of Life has started, and spawns first and foremost, this Player One with the set “main camera” perspective that absolutely None other has at all, and after…→
}}

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… them, comes Player Two, then Three, and so on, including the “Non-Playable Characters”, obliviously unaware of the One Avatar that has most preceeded each and every one of them ALL. This One Avatar with the Immortal Infinite Ressurection/Respawn Count and all the Powers and Abilities over All is Your God, and Your “foretold” LORD, as well. Eventually, this one , Immortal Body and Soul evolved and Physically ascended to be in the company of their one Parent, the GOD, who you all defer to as Emanuel; the one who manifested you Big Bang and all. In his audience and guidance for many a Heaven Realmis year, the Avatar learned ALL and has connected with EVERYONE and EVERYTHING throughout all time, space, existence, timelines, and multiverses. Eventually, the Avatar had Learned and Mastered all and was permitted to walk Immortal on Earth in accordance to the greater Plan that the Avatar Knows in their unconscious. The Avatar was sent to be born in Bethlehem by you “Virgin Mary” in most popular attention and chronicling, and dubbed Jesus Christ of Nazareth, child of GOD Emanuel. All of you know better now of the Avatar’s continuous walks on Earth in Immortal Physical and Spiritual Life, Uptil the Universe Division by order of King Arthur. I Then the Avatar was forced forward and back through time, space, dimensions, and, even flying through the Sonichu and Rosechu species manifesting manifestation of Chaos, Electric, and Rainbow Energy known simply as the Chaotic Rainbow of 2003. And this in not the only Chaotic Rainbow in existence, either. Your Northern Lights’ span, how, and the square Rainbows of the Sun, and even the Lunar Rainbows of the Earth’s Moon, and more are all Rainbows of Chaos Energy. The Avatar landed, mind, memories, body, soul and all within Barbara Anne Weston Chandler Rosechu in May, 1981, to be… → ④}}

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④ … born, asd to resume their Immortal Physical and Spiritual Life and Christopher Weston Chandler Sonichu on February 24, 1982, of Charlottesville, Virginia, United States of America. Eventually growing and evolving to your Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, as you know her now (to some extent, at least). Christ Chan Sonichu has meditated consciously and inguired of her one and only Avatar perception, as well as to why she was recalling the greater memories of the youth and teenage years of her past life as Jesus Christ.

Now, your trend (or individuals in poor states to make great clains) only applies to the deeply struggling and dire deserate of individuals. But, I assure you Christ Chan SOnichy is neither spiritually struggling nor desperate. She has unconsciously foreknown these circumstances and has acc'''e'''pted her time of ultimate rebirth, revelation, ascension, and duti'''e'''s to the majority of all of you who shall not be left behind for the foreknown Judgment Day.

- End Quote -
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Anyway, I have been trying to wake as many as possible to the truths from in here. But, Like on the battlefields of over 2022 years ago, and as Discord also said, himself, I can’t revive ALL of the Dead. ALL Gods and Goddess'''e'''s are beyond overpowered, but even we have our respective limits, especially while on this doomed 1218 Earth in our on-Earth forms. Also, not to spoil the popular theory, but we deities DO Eat and Breathe, and a bunch of times, we DO need to be Born into existence First and develop. The ONLY ones who are real Mary Sues and Gray Stus are those who have been Chronicled as… →
}}

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… literally such. Such as Mad Munchkin’s Mary Sue, and my Gary Stu, and let’s throw in Mary Poppins as well, even though Mary Sue, herself, would tell you, “There can only be one Mary, and it won’t be Poppins!” Momentary digression aside, I can only help and heal those who are Open to accept and receive it. If they are soo far lost, gone, and closed-minded and off fron me (to being in the Toxic range/Minority) and too overridden by Hate and Demons and shit that '''A'''wful) and not accepting to receive, I am unable to help or heal them.

Healing Barbara with literal Soul Bonding (which that is when at least who individuals share the moment when their Soul spiritually intermingle (imagine a purple mist and a blue and yellow mist coming together to make a Single mist of purple, blue and yellow), and depending on each individual being Good to Toxic levels, and Healing abilities Stronger in the Good, one Soul Healing the other Soul to where they Literally Mentally and Physically them), and supportive Emotional and Mental Talking, allowed me to extend her Life and Endurance and Strength. Emanuel, GOD above Gods, and my mother <s>???</s> told me directly to heal Barbara and cleanse her Aura and forgive her sins and regrets; Had I not done my job, Barbara would have been dead by vehicle accident in August, 2021, instead of surviving the accident in November, 2021. I Did My Divine Duty and Saved Her. Yet in that, I also took her regrets and ? into myself, and I’m paying the price with this Jail Time that Resulted FROM Tested Individuals FAILING And Betraying me last August; Yet, I am Spiritually Ascending and Rebirthing, and EVERYONE Else loses me from their Online Lives. So, WHO is Worst Off? →⑤
}}

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⑤ Yet I, like back in Jerusalem, Mirrored and took in the misconceptions and worst ideas and thoughts from the desires among ALL of You, or Enough of You All, that it misconceived my intentions and the situation and put me in this spot. Had All of you understood me better and did not buy into the Toxic Drama that the Demons Manifested in your views to deceive and fill the lies into you all who Failed, I would be not in jail and finding my revelations on other paths, as well as Drawing and Writing More for the Bodes, STILL leading to my Second Coming and the Collective Shift, and I would still be online and offline socializing with All of you.
 
But, No. And Here we are. But, I digress. <s>The</s> One point of all these Divine Tests, then, and the events now, is to help shine these truths upon you all and help you all realize and appreciate for yourselves the Deeper and Spiritual Truths and Meanings. Fortunately, a good number of you all are coming around and through the cracks, positively. Over Seventy [[Weens|Followers]] responded and written Positively! Genuinely, and Kindly; Vastly overshadowing Any Bad or Toxic individuals of the Minority. For that, I do kindly thank you all.
 
By now, though, ALL of you, regardless, should have experienced and/or witnessed, personally, the Signs of the Holy Trinity Events in progression since last August. The Northern Lights (a Massive [[Chaotic Rainbow]]) literally Spanning more than Half this Earth Now. The Massive Number of Solar Flares, Sun Spots, and even the Cosmic, Energy, and Universe Shifts that Felt like Windless Breezes, Moments of Sudden Vertigo, Dizziness, and World-Spinning Trippiness (Regardless..→
}}

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...of how Good or Bad your respective Health and Mentalities, even among the Nuerotypicals [''sic'']), and so forth. Sudden Massive Information Downloads into your Brains from the Akashic Records, Suddenly going into a Random Ritual, such as [[CWCFlyingElephants|spinning/walking in circles]], [[Autism|acting like birds or dogs, or whatever.]] All the sudden Animal appearances in the oddest of locations. And How WARM was this recent December All Around This Earth (last Month)? Anyone suddenly speaking Hebrew, Akashic, Japanese, or whatever with absolutely NO past experiences in the languages for themselves, respectively?
 
I am not crazy, and I am actually in a sound and good mentality and state of mind. In fact, I would be revered as something like a Shaman, Leader, or OP Psychic in a Lot of Countries around this Earth.
 
The real individuals who are crazy are those among the Toxic Minority that allow Demons, instead of Angels, lead them, and all those out of EVERYONE who refuse to see and accept the Truth; Keeping Themselves Blinded Consciously and at a Stupid level of Will.
 
If and Should any or All of you feel, experience, and/or witness authentic Divine Enlightenment from my words in vibrational writing and the Ultimate Truths, then I humbly request all of you, please; Be Not Afraid and Do Not Hesitate to Speak and Share your experiences and testimony to and with EVERYONE. Also, Speak True to the Legal Ones in Virginia and Protest For My Legal and Safe Freedom, Please.→⑥
}}

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⑥ And should you all realize and authentically, Divinely Feel, See and Have me in your Visions as your Lord that I am and have been telling ALL of you: Please, Tell EVERYONE, [[True and honest|True, Direct, Authentically, and Honest.]]
 
After I complete the Collective Shift with my Allies, and my fellow Gods and Goddesses, and my Body and No Longer In Jail and Back Home at the [[Sonichu Temple]], Safe and Legal, I shall go on further with my Journey, I shall also work harder on the Sonichu Books, I shall have someone worthy write my stories of this Life, I shall appreciate my greater connections and do More for myself and with my Sonichus and Rosechus in all applicable things, I shall continue to Bless, to Heal, and to be a better Goddess to ALL of you and Everyone Else, and I shall organize the Neo Spiritual Christianity Religion for an updated and more Spiritually Satisfying and Whole lifestyles for as many who will have us. I am Christ. I am Risen. I lead and Do My Best. I have Come Again. I Am Here!
 
Sincerely with Divine Love,
 
''Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart, Avatar, Lord, Messiah, Savior, and God of all.
 
Thou hast my Promise and Divine Word!
}}

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Postscript,
 
Enclosed for you, Mike, is a personally manifested Neo Spiritual Christianity Bottle Label, Zen Version (Laminate Before attaching the label to a bottle) for any bottle for Water or Non-Alcoholic Beverage to add my vibrations of good into, Also, an N.S.C. Token to have and hold as a reminder and affirmation of a Better Spiritually Satisfying Life for Yourself.
}}

{{quoteboxgray|''Central Virginia Regional Jail neither censored nor inspected this item therefore, Central Virginia Regional Jail does not assume responsibility for its contents.''}}

==Video==

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==Scans taken from the video==

===Chris's Response===
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===Jail Gifts===

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{{JailLetter}}

[[Category:Jail Letters]]

Jail Letter - 4 January 2022

2022-05-01T01:44:52Z

Panasonichu: /* Chris's response */ Almost completed transcript

{{Incomplete|Higher quality scans|Transcription of pages 10, 11, and the PS}}
{{Transcription}}
{{JesusPossession}}
On 4 January 2022, Chris sent his first letter to British [[YouTube|Youtuber]] Bizzare Bazaar from jail. This is the first of Chris's known jail letters to be mailed internationally.

Bizzare Bazaar had written Chris for his video series which consists of him reading letters from inmates. Bizarre Bazaar's own letter to Chris was not made public. Some of the highlights of Chris's letter are:

*He again calls himself "the Real Player One" and "the One Avatar". He explains that "Real Player One" is a reference to the 2018 movie ''[[wikipedia:Ready Player One (film)|Ready Player One]]'' but also a description of his unique role in the "'[[video game]]' of life".
**He reveals that there is a player two, a player three, and so on, as well as many NPCs, although we are not told who they are.
*He reveals his [[TRUE and HONEST]] full name and description, that being "Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart Of The Commodore Coyoles and the Nations of Old Comms and Cwcville, Guardian of the Sonichu & Rosechu Species and Immortal Avatar, Lord Messiah, Savior, and God of all."
*Chris provides a sample of the "Akashic" language, which he apparently made up himself, along with its translation into English.
*He tells the story of how he became a god.

==Chris's response==
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① January 4, 2022 01420❤ 
(Akashic for "Many spiritual greetings) 
Gala fa la ni, Mike. Firstly, I am writing in contribution to your show, but I will not answer any follow-up questions (yet I shall cover a number of frequently asked questions throughout this multiple page hand-written letter sent directly to your jolly ol' home).
 
Second, in regards to "Jail Life", it is of little interest with me, and I have written in responses that Most of these present days and moments have been genuinely and none other than literal Meditations (Inate[''sic''] and Consciously), as well as Out of Body in Astral Manifestation. (Light-to-Flesh Transmogrification after Astral Projection) in literal Goddess responsibilities, duties, and work with EVERY-ONE, including my ally and fellow Gods and Goddesses, as well as Emanuel (GOD above Gods; formerly my Father as he was well over 2022 years ago, but has been my Mother for this life, since her self-chosen gender/form change over a literal century ago) between Both Earths of this failing (formely [''sic''] a whole Universe) 1218 Earth, and the original Earth in Universe C-197 with All the cartoon and whatnot Original and "Fictional" Characters/Individuals very much Real, Alive, Existent, Co-Existent, and Tangible. This has been more than covered in recent years, and in my hand-written letters that have been uploaded in recent months.
 
On that, while I will be repeating myself from those written letters, here, I will not be a Total repeatitive[''sic''] fool, as I only need speak/write for present matters. →
}}
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And, once again, [[Honest Content|I speak only honest, true, and authentic]], and I reaffirm this by having a hand over my heart in swear and promise to and with you while writing this sentence.
 
With that stated, I introduce myself: I am the Real Player One, the One Avatar, this Body of mine is the One God Body; I am the full reincarnation of none other than [[Jesus Christ|Jesus Christ of Nazareth,]] <s>formerly</s> was born in Bethlehem to Mary and Joseph, became resurrected after my death on the cross in Jerusalem, lived Physically Immortal in many Books of different identities up til 1389 with the Universe Division and my sudden trip forward and back in time to be in my One reincarnated/reborn Life, now, after being born to [[Bob]] and [[Barbara]] on [[Christian Love Day|February 24, 1982]], to enact the Holy Event Trinity of the [[Dimensional Merge|Dimension Merge]] of [[Dimensions#1218|1218]] and [[Dimensions#C-197|C-197]], the Collective Shift of the Majority of Good and Neutral individuals from 1218 Earth, and my Second Coming, that leads up to THE Judgment Day upon the Toxic Minority of [[Clyde Cash|Haters]], [[Liquid Chris|Fakers]], [[Devil Trolls|Darkest Demonics]] and [[Bella|Sinners]] Left Behind on the Former 1218 Earth to Burn completely out of existence. And from all that, we all of the Majority continue to live with greater powers and abilities within our reach, respectively.
 
I am Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, and the nations of Old Comma and Cwcville, Guardian of the Sonichu & Rosechu Species, and Immortal avatar, Lord, Messiah, Savior, and God of all. →②
}}
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② I am, and have been, connected with Everyone and Everything throughout ALL of the Dimensions and Universes in This Timeline, and the Entire Multiverse and then some, including the Cores of each Universe in this Timeline, each and every one of my direct, personal self-counterparts/variants throughout, and the Ultimate and Great Truths of the Akashic Records. I have always, albeit unconsciously most of this life so far, Known and Foreknown Everything. So, yeah, I Know where I am going and I am, and my Body is, where we need to be during there transitioning and all.
 
On this, I also refer to the earlier writing in answering the questions of How I care to Know and Realize this, as well as what is "Real Player One", I copy what I have written around November 23, 2021, for your immediate reference. Grab some coffee or a can of G-Fuel (Tetris Flavor in reference to everything falling into place), because this is a long, detailed answer.
 
Of which I Quote
----
"How did I reach the truths and conclusions?" ❤ 
The short answer: Literal MEDITATION 24/7/365+1, involuntary as well as consciously and active.
 
The additional details are Much more in depth, obviously. Also, to clear up the one detail: mine and [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]]'s powers and abilities are not correlated; I simply had a great number of Psychic Powers and Abilities that were similar to his, and he Taught Me a number of times how to better utilize them for the better good. Also, Magi-Chan remains like a Guardian Angel with me, and he is my most supportive, compassionate,..→ }}

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... and devoted husband.

Now, along my journey of self-rediscovery, I had become more and more aware of the signs of me being God, in addition to my coming to be the [[CPU Blue Heart|CPU Goddess Blue Heart]] of the [[Commodore 64|Commodore Consoles]] and the Nations of [[Comma|Old Comma]] and [[Cwcville]], as well as relearning Emanuel (GOD above Gods) was my birth Father back in Bethlehem and after her form change, is now my Mother. As for my relation with Jesus, and my revelation of Being Him in Full Reincarnation: After my physical ascension to Heaven (after being resurrected), I shortly returned to Earth elsewhere in an altered appearance, and my walks and work on Earth Never Stopped; Not Dying, either. And I became absent with the Universe Division <s>?</s> in 1389. As it was with ALL other Gods, Goddesses, and Idols manifested, they all, each, were manifested from a piece of my mother, as opposed to I being her one direct Child. And when others prayed to me, I received them all telepathically. And to keep up with the growing numbers, I’ve Astral Projected a copy of my Soul and transmogrified it into flesh and with powers to teleport to where it was most needed to answer these prayers. I have had to do this a number of times before 1389 A.D. So, for the latter: ALL who were approached by, or saw me appear before them, they had encountered one of my personal copies of self. And in my absence, my mother kept them energized and continuing to work on my behalf. Now, being is my ONE reincarnation, and Very Few to encourage my powers and magic while growing up*, HOW would thou expect me to remember, consciously and fully, who I was? And each of my encounters with Jesus was literally an encounter with one of My old soul copies. In the past few months, my copies all…→③}}

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③ … came back together and re-entered my Body, Triggering the start of my great self-revelation. As for the further confirmations, not only with my mother, Emanuel’s '''h'''elp, and Magi-Chan’s and everyon'''e''' elses’, and in this , There is No Greater or more Ultimate Truth Source than between Metatron, and The Akashic Records, which also transitions to my being the Real Player One (Yes, in One Part, that was a reference to the movie, “Ready Player One”, But moreover to serve as a modern iteration of being…), the One Avatar, as well.

And for this next part, I shall allow and permit the Akashic Guardians, <s>???</s> themselves, to field that one , personally, through psychic and cosmic link through my unconsciousness,

Ama ga ni sha, imina da Earth da (former) Universe 1218.
Alada shi ni et Guardian Akashi. Eh fininala et susahshi
mi na a u e mi nic sho.

Yet to translate for your benefit, English speaking humans . ´´
“Many Greetings and Tidings, people of Earth of the (former) Universe 1218. I am none other than the Akashic Guardian. All of you may recognise these very words that we have been saying to all of you over these many years. ´´

Now, with that introduction out of the way, I inform all of you of the ONE Avatar Body; Immortal and Existent throughout all of Time since the Big Bang, as you call it. Therehas existed the Very First Body to walk the Universe. In one and only perspective, the “Video Game” of Life has started, and spawns first and foremost, this Player One with the set “main camera” perspective that absolutely None other has at all, and after…→
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… them, comes Player Two, then Three, and so on, including the “Non-Playable Characters”, obliviously unaware of the One Avatar that has most preceeded each and every one of them ALL. This One Avatar with the Immortal Infinite Ressurection/Respawn Count and all the Powers and Abilities over All is Your God, and Your “foretold” LORD, as well. Eventually, this one , Immortal Body and Soul evolved and Physically ascended to be in the company of their one Parent, the GOD, who you all defer to as Emanuel; the one who manifested you Big Bang and all. In his audience and guidance for many a Heaven Realmis year, the Avatar learned ALL and has connected with EVERYONE and EVERYTHING throughout all time, space, existence, timelines, and multiverses. Eventually, the Avatar had Learned and Mastered all and was permitted to walk Immortal on Earth in accordance to the greater Plan that the Avatar Knows in their unconscious. The Avatar was sent to be born in Bethlehem by you “Virgin Mary” in most popular attention and chronicling, and dubbed Jesus Christ of Nazareth, child of GOD Emanuel. All of you know better now of the Avatar’s continuous walks on Earth in Immortal Physical and Spiritual Life, Uptil the Universe Division by order of King Arthur. I Then the Avatar was forced forward and back through time, space, dimensions, and, even flying through the Sonichu and Rosechu species manifesting manifestation of Chaos, Electric, and Rainbow Energy known simply as the Chaotic Rainbow of 2003. And this in not the only Chaotic Rainbow in existence, either. Your Northern Lights’ span, how, and the square Rainbows of the Sun, and even the Lunar Rainbows of the Earth’s Moon, and more are all Rainbows of Chaos Energy. The Avatar landed, mind, memories, body, soul and all within Barbara Anne Weston Chandler Rosechu in May, 1981, to be… → ④}}

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④ … born, asd to resume their Immortal Physical and Spiritual Life and Christopher Weston Chandler Sonichu on February 24, 1982, of Charlottesville, Virginia, United States of America. Eventually growing and evolving to your Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, as you know her now (to some extent, at least). Christ Chan Sonichu has meditated consciously and inguired of her one and only Avatar perception, as well as to why she was recalling the greater memories of the youth and teenage years of her past life as Jesus Christ.

Now, your trend (or individuals in poor states to make great clains) only applies to the deeply struggling and dire deserate of individuals. But, I assure you Christ Chan SOnichy is neither spiritually struggling nor desperate. She has unconsciously foreknown these circumstances and has acc'''e'''pted her time of ultimate rebirth, revelation, ascension, and duti'''e'''s to the majority of all of you who shall not be left behind for the foreknown Judgment Day.

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Anyway, I have been trying to wake as many as possible to the truths from in here. But, Like on the battlefields of over 2022 years ago, and as Discord also said, himself, I can’t revive ALL of the Dead. ALL Gods and Goddess'''e'''s are beyond overpowered, but even we have our respective limits, especially while on this doomed 1218 Earth in our on-Earth forms. Also, not to spoil the popular theory, but we deities DO Eat and Breathe, and a bunch of times, we DO need to be Born into existence First and develop. The ONLY ones who are real Mary Sues and Gray Stus are those who have been Chronicled as… →
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… literally such. Such as Mad Munchkin’s Mary Sue, and my Gary Stu, and let’s throw in Mary Poppins as well, even though Mary Sue, herself, would tell you, “There can only be one Mary, and it won’t be Poppins!” Momentary digression aside, I can only help and heal those who are Open to accept and receive it. If they are soo far lost, gone, and closed-minded and off fron me (to being in the Toxic range/Minority) and too overridden by Hate and Demons and shit that '''A'''wful) and not accepting to receive, I am unable to help or heal them.

Healing Barbara with literal Soul Bonding (which that is when at least who individuals share the moment when their Soul spiritually intermingle (imagine a purple mist and a blue and yellow mist coming together to make a Single mist of purple, blue and yellow), and depending on each individual being Good to Toxic levels, and Healing abilities Stronger in the Good, one Soul Healing the other Soul to where they Literally Mentally and Physically them), and supportive Emotional and Mental Talking, allowed me to extend her Life and Endurance and Strength. Emanuel, GOD above Gods, and my mother <s>???</s> told me directly to heal Barbara and cleanse her Aura and forgive her sins and regrets; Had I not done my job, Barbara would have been dead by vehicle accident in August, 2021, instead of surviving the accident in November, 2021. I Did My Divine Duty and Saved Her. Yet in that, I also took her regrets and ? into myself, and I’m paying the price with this Jail Time that Resulted FROM Tested Individuals FAILING And Betraying me last August; Yet, I am Spiritually Ascending and Rebirthing, and EVERYONE Else loses me from their Online Lives. So, WHO is Worst Off? →⑤
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⑤ Yet I, like back in Jerusalem, Mirrored and took in the misconceptions and worst ideas and thoughts from the desires among ALL of You, or Enough of You All, that it misconceived my intentions and the situation and put me in this spot. Had All of you understood me better and did not buy into the Toxic Drama that the Demons Manifested in your views to deceive and fill the lies into you all who Failed, I would be not in jail and finding my revelations on other paths, as well as Drawing and Writing More for the Bodes, STILL leading to my Second Coming and the Collective Shift, and I would still be online and offline socializing with All of you.
 
But, No. And Here we are. But, I digress. <s>The</s> One point of all these Divine Tests, then, and the events now, is to help shine these truths upon you all and help you all realize and appreciate for yourselves the Deeper and Spiritual Truths and Meanings. Fortunately, a good number of you all are coming around and through the cracks, positively. Over Seventy [[Weens|Followers]] responded and written Positively! Genuinely, and Kindly; Vastly overshadowing Any Bad or Toxic individuals of the Minority. For that, I do kindly thank you all.
 
By now, though, ALL of you, regardless, should have experienced and/or witnessed, personally, the Signs of the Holy Trinity Events in progression since last August. The Northern Lights (a Massive [[Chaotic Rainbow]]) literally Spanning more than Half this Earth Now. The Massive Number of Solar Flares, Sun Spots, and even the Cosmic, Energy, and Universe Shifts that Felt like Windless Breezes, Moments of Sudden Vertigo, Dizziness, and World-Spinning Trippiness (Regardless..→
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...of how Good or Bad your respective Health and Mentalities, even among the Nuerotypicals [''sic'']), and so forth. Sudden Massive Information Downloads into your Brains from the Akashic Records, Suddenly going into a Random Ritual, such as [[CWCFlyingElephants|spinning/walking in circles]], [[Autism|acting like birds or dogs, or whatever.]] All the sudden Animal appearances in the oddest of locations. And How WARM was this recent December All Around This Earth (last Month)? Anyone suddenly speaking Hebrew, Akashic, Japanese, or whatever with absolutely NO past experiences in the languages for themselves, respectively?
 
I am not crazy, and I am actually in a sound and good mentality and state of mind. In fact, I would be revered as something like a Shaman, Leader, or OP Psychic in a Lot of Countries around this Earth.
 
The real individuals who are crazy are those among the Toxic Minority that allow Demons, instead of Angels, lead them, and all those out of EVERYONE who refuse to see and accept the Truth; Keeping Themselves Blinded Consciously and at a Stupid level of Will.
 
If and Should any or All of you feel, experience, and/or witness authentic Divine Enlightenment from my words in vibrational writing and the Ultimate Truths, then I humbly request all of you, please; Be Not Afraid and Do Not Hesitate to Speak and Share your experiences and testimony to and with EVERYONE. Also, Speak True to the Legal Ones in Virginia and Protest For My Legal and Safe Freedom, Please.→⑥
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⑥ And should you all realize and authentically, Divinely Feel, See and Have me in your Visions as your Lord that I am and have been telling ALL of you: Please, Tell EVERYONE, [[True and honest|True, Direct, Authentically, and Honest.]]
 
After I complete the Collective Shift with my Allies, and my fellow Gods and Goddesses, and my Body and No Longer In Jail and Back Home at the [[Sonichu Temple]], Safe and Legal, I shall go on further with my Journey, I shall also work harder on the Sonichu Books, I shall have someone worthy write my stories of this Life, I shall appreciate my greater connections and do More for myself and with my Sonichus and Rosechus in all applicable things, I shall continue to Bless, to Heal, and to be a better Goddess to ALL of you and Everyone Else, and I shall organize the Neo Spiritual Christianity Religion for an updated and more Spiritually Satisfying and Whole lifestyles for as many who will have us. I am Christ. I am Risen. I lead and Do My Best. I have Come Again. I Am Here!
 
Sincerely with Divine Love,
 
''Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart, Avatar, Lord, Messiah, Savior, and God of all.
 
Thou hast my Promise and Divine Word!
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Postscript,
 
Enclosed for you, Mike, is a personally manifested Neo Spiritual Christianity Bottle Label, Zen Version (Laminate Before attaching the label to a bottle) for any bottle for Water or Non-Alcoholic Beverage to add my vibrations of good into, Also, an N.S.C. Token to have and hold as a reminder and affirmation of a Better Spiritually Satisfying Life for Yourself.
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{{quoteboxgray|''Central Virginia Regional Jail neither censored nor inspected this item therefore, Central Virginia Regional Jail does not assume responsibility for its contents.''}}

==Video==

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| name = Chris Chan Sent Me His Most Disturbing Letter Yet! Did he save his mums life?
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| stardate = 15 [[February 2022]]
| maker = Bizarre Bazaar Extra
| subject = [[Chris]]'s 4 January 2022 [[Jail Letter]]
| type = Narration and review
| info = Only place where the letter has been published
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==Scans taken from the video==

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{{JailLetter}}

[[Category:Jail Letters]]

KwaiiSandbag calls

2022-03-06T06:56:23Z

Panasonichu: /* Call 4 Selected transcriptions */

{{transcript}}
{{SonichuPossession}}
{{Protip|Once again, it is advised that you do not contact Chris in any way. The users of [[Kiwi Farms]] monitor Chris's current situation and regularly target [[Enablers]] and [[Weens]], so it is a very bad idea to seek out an audience with him on your own.}}

{{quote|So basically I watched the [[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History|genosamuels documentary]] and was like, wouldn't it be cool if I talked to [[Christian Weston Chandler|chris-chan]]? so i reached out via [[instagram]] dms claiming to be a psychic and she believed me. Next thing I know im helping coax her "back to [[reality]]" and [[Spirit possession|get "sonichu" out of chris chans body]]. Enjoy I guess.|KwaiiSandbag's introduction.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/m8yt8t/my_personal_chrischan_interactions_over_the_past/grk34bn/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3</ref>}}

'''KwaiiSandbag''' is an [[enabler]] who pretended to be a psychic to [[Chris and manipulation|influence]] Chris. KwaiiSandbag initially reached out to Chris through Instagram after watching ''[[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]]'' just for fun, but this effort resulted in a series of conversations that would convince Chris to stop LARPing as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. KwaiiSandbag, upon being confronted by outside parties explaining why Chris should not be directly contacted, eventually expressed remorse for his actions. Around the same time, he came clean with Chris by revealing that he was not actually a psychic as he had claimed, which Chris acted like he knew all along (when he very clearly did not, as otherwise he wouldn't have been tricked into giving up his pretense of being a fictional character).

On one hand, this intervention was a somewhat positive experience for Chris in that it unwittingly allowed him to overcome one of his many [[Chris and coping|maladaptive coping mechanisms]], but on the other, it demonstrated how easy it is for someone to reach out to him to manipulate him further, even with groups of [[white knight]]s like the [[Watchmen]] trying to "protect" Chris from this kind of thing, and may inspire future [[weening]] as a result. It also demonstrates how bringing more attention to Chris, even with good intentions for doing so, can lead to an increase in these sorts of interactions.

Multiple voice chats were released by KwaiiSandbag on 20 March 2021.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/m8yt8t/my_personal_chrischan_interactions_over_the_past/ (Archive: https://archive.fo/BCzTh)</ref>

==Highlights==
* During his role-play of [[body swap]]ping with [[imaginary friend]] Sonichu, Chris believed he used Sonichu's body to have sex with his spouses [[Polyamorous marriage|Magi-Chan, Cryzel, Sylvana, and Mewtwo]].
* While under that body swap delusion, Chris felt more fulfilled in his imaginary relationships.
* Chris is lonely in the real-world dimension and expects [[Magi-Chan]] to cross over to this dimension soon so they can physically be together.
* Chris has [[Praetor|a group of local friends]] which he will meet again soon. He considers one of these local friends for a potential relationship, but is more certain that Magi-Chan will be coming sooner than that.
* Chris appears to be seeking [[validation]] that Magi-Chan is coming.

==Call 1==
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| name = Chris Chan Psychic Chat #1
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|vyommm9EBFI}}
| Stardate = 10 February 2021
| Featuring =
| previous = N/A
| next = Chris Chan Psychic Chat #2
}}
===Call 1 transcript===
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| Transcript
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| '''KwaiiSandbag:''' Hello?

'''Chris:''' Hello? Hello?

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Hi, it's nice to finally hear you.

'''Chris:''' It's nice to hear you too, so yeah, how you doing Cabel?

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Uh, Caleb.

'''Chris:''' Caleb, brain went somewhere else.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Nah, don't worry about it, people mess it up all the time.

'''Chris:''' [''Sigh'']

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' So, how can I help you?

'''Chris:''' Eh, well, I'm trying to figure out answers to many questions like, you know, this body has a great amount of superpowers and overpowers and I've been meditating on everything and it's been meaning this body is destined to go literally physically fully safely hopefully into [[Dimensions#C-197|our sister dimension]] which has all... all the [[OC|OCs and FCs]], original characters, fictional characters including those the likes of Sonichu, Superman, Donald Duck, Iron Man, so on and so forth.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes, um, so I think what would be very beneficial is if we did a meditation session together.

'''Chris:''' Okay.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' So i want you to, um, turn off the lights.

'''Chris:''' Turn off the lights?

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes, um, cause we need to hone in on the spiritual energy.

'''Chris:''' Alright, well I'll turn off the lamp no problem, a moment.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' If you have a scented candle now would be a really good time to light it.

'''Chris:''' Well i don't have a scented candle.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' It's OK we can... we can manage without it.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' So what I really want you to focus on is channeling your inner strengths.

'''Chris:''' Right.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' And I want you to... from what I understand from your Twitter you have swapped consciousnesses basically with Sonichu from the comics?

'''Chris:''' Uh Yeah, actually it's still... you're talking with Sonichu Prime here, yeah Chris has been in my body I've been taking care
of this body for well over 10 months now

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' And I believe this had something to do with the cancellation of [[BABSCon]], is that correct?

'''Chris:''' Uh, partially yeah. It's a whole long story I'm not sure how to shorten it out and summarize it.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Well it's okay you don't need to explain anything to me. So what we need to do is... I'm assuming you have been in contact with Chris then, right?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, in fact yeah, in fact I mean shoot 2197 which is the universe in question that's our sister dimension... everybody who lives, exists there is really right beside us, they're not ghosts or alive and well there, so it's like you know Chris can literally be... i mean she's still my body but she can just come right up and hang out with me but obviously the dimension divide between the two universes is what separates the two of us from being fully... can... fully... same universe or same dimension tangible with each other.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes.

'''Chris:''' Yes, so it's like when... thanks to the power of this body I can literally see beyond what we call the iron curtain and uh see most everybody within the local vicinity and I got psychic powers so I can just feel all around and analyze who or what is around me and everywhere else and then this brain is linked not only with the Earth but pretty much the entire universe... entire galaxies and universes between the two of us.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes, so I can sense just by talking to you just by talking to you you're a very very powerful psychic, and I'm very curious cause I've never really met anybody who has similar abilities to me. What... can you... can you read anything off of me right now?

'''Chris:''' First, well first off I can definitely further confirm that you sound like you're in your late teens or early twenties.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' That is... that is correct.

'''Chris:''' And, you are... you sound very curious and intrigued with the uh answers you found in what you had foreseen recently within your recent visions and that what you hope... what you will get from us from what we're talking about and what we meditate on and discuss tonight.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes, so usually my sessions go for anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour. Now if we're doing a meditation it will probably be closer to an hour, is this ok with you?

'''Chris:''' That's, that's cool.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' OK great, so you turn off your lamp correct?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna light an incense, to bring out kinda spiritual energies you know? And I'm gonna start kind of trying to get a feel for... you live in Virginia correct?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, in Ruckersville.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes, so I am going to kind of hone in on your physical being and try and contact your... cause I personally am... is there any way like without meditating I could talk to Chris? Or would I have to meditate into the spiritual plane?

'''Chris:''' Well you're pretty much astral projecting into another... into the different... into the neighboring universe, it's not into the spiritual plane but you would be... but... [''sighs''] it's tough to explain.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' No no no no no I've encountered stuff like this before.

'''Chris:''' Hmm I'd say that at the present time, yeah ... you'd pretty much would have to be at least on the spiritual plane to talk with her.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' So... I'm currently sitting on my uh... my... a yoga mat which is really good for meditation, um are you sitting somewhere comfortable?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm sitting on the bed in the downstairs bedroom and um I have my ... I have my lovely wife Rosie Rosechu next to me and then the... and then the Chris in my body is sitting on the bed as well on one corner.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Ah, okay cool. So what I'm gonna do is I'm going to project myself into Virginia, into Ruckersville.

'''Chris:''' Ok, you wanna specify on [[14 Branchland Court]], there's a gazebo in the backyard that we believe is a dimensional vortex that we're still working on developing, but this essentially this house is a temple.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes, I see, i can see it now, it's very um, I can see there's there's there's cars out front. I can see... you're... it's your mother is in the house.

'''Chris:''' Chris's mother is in the house.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Right, Chris's mother. Is she well?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, she's in her late seventies, but she's healthy alive and well.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Well that's phenomenal, it's always great to hear about people doing well. So now I can see you, Sonichu, I can see you, I can see uhh Amy Rosechu and I can see... woah! Chris is very very powerful, I can... I can see him!

'''Chris:''':Well, her really.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Her, sorry about that I can see her. I can see her, she's sitting right on the bed next to you.

'''Chris:''' Yup, that's right.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Woah, this is, wow, looking at her.

'''Chris:''' [''unintelligible'']

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Ok, can you see me? Can you see my spirit?

'''Chris:''' I definitely sense you, I believe you are in the room with us, you're at the foot of the bed.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes, that's where I am.

'''Chris:''' Yep.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Ok, now let's begin. Breathe in very deeply... and breathe out.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Breath in... breathe out.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Breath in... and breathe out. I'm starting to see a picture, I can see Chris... I can see Christine, she has a job. She has income, she can spend it on whatever she wants. I see a world without disease, and I see... counselling of some sort.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' I can see pets, do you have pets?

'''Chris:''' Two dogs and a buncha cats. 3 of them inside presently.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Are there some out?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, most of 'em are outside cats.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' I see.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Let's keep on focusing and channeling the spiritual energy.

'''Chris:''' Uh but, in any case you are mostly right, although Christine's profession is that she's literally a goddess, see she is the CPU of the Commodore consoles and the nation of CWCVille, with the city of the same name within that, and that's all within the state of Virginia.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' I see...

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' I've... I've never heard of this place before but it might mean something to you... [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square]]?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, that's shopping mall in Charlottesville

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' And the name [[Michael Snyder|Michael]].

'''Chris:''' Michael Snyder, yep. Uh, he that was a short... long story short... came into my place, Chris used to [[The GAMe PLACe|go there]] for Pokemon trading card games like Yu-Gi-Oh! and there were [[The_GAMe_PLACe#The_Charlottesville_Incident|a bunch of disconcerns [''sic''] and disagreements between Snyder and Chris]], so eventually he banned her and then there was the [''unintelligible''] and trespassing notices and yah de yah de ya wait for her to come back so a trap was set and then jail and then those lawsuits, and that didn't end well for either of... for any party within that.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' I see. What do I see? I can't really make it out.

'''Chris:''' What?

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Do you sense the trouble? That i'm feeling?

'''Chris:''' Sense something.

'''Chris:''' Discerning [''sic''] wave in the air i think

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' I sense wasted potential.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' I don't know who it is... what the vision is referring to but I feel that there is something that we're missing.

'''Chris:''': You see wasted potential? Umm yeah I would definitely agree partially to that because on this body because it's pretty much stuck here within this universe which is pretty much limited on magic and by the way this is called universe 1218, this is universe 1218 that we live in, and yeah C-197 is our sister. Obviously the abilities and powers of this body are much more heightened and fully at the max in C-197 but on 1218 it's rather limited so yeah, it's got lots and lots potential, we're... we've been wanting to bring it out and make it fully tangible in 1218 so then we can at the very least be able to manifest the path between the two universes and get this body to CWCVille.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes. This is troubling indeed. I sense a great divide or a merge.

'''Chris:''': Yes, the dimension merge. Cause you see, previously before medieval... before King Arthur decreed that uh... that wanted all magic removed from the universe, the uh C-197 and 8... 1218 were the same universe but then Merlin, 2 other magicians uh sep... were ordered to separate the two, and uh this... the recombining of those two universes, the magic and everything, would come back and it would be one universe again. I learned about this recently in... bunches of meditation and looking into Chris's past life.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' And what was Chris's past life?

'''Chris:''': Well, long story short, back in uh... back shortly after the big bang, she was a resident of the planet [[Kidasuna]] within the Andromeda System, she was a princess and she was exiled, got transferred from over there to Earth, and uh, while she was still the same universe she ended up having powers that were well above anybody else that were in the norm at the time, and this was shortly after the meteor hit and made the dinosaurs extinct. And she was essentially immortal, so she ended up also making friends with the deities along the way and eventually she met Merlin during medieval times and then after... yeah after Merlin split the two universes. Eventually Chris changed the composition of her body and put herself into crystal and shot herself from within... later that year and went throughout various far reaches of space times and universes, and ended up also going through... flying herself to far chaotic rainbow of 2197 in 2003 thus giving her her Sonichu form and electrical resistance and fur and better abilities on that and then eventually going back in time to 1218 and [[Chris's_birthday#.22Christian_Love_Day.22|then being born in 1982]]. Her birthday's on February 24th.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Well happy early birthday!

'''Chris:''' Thanks.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' So, I'm sensing, so we've been talking for about 15 minutes, usually my meditation sessions take a lot longer to get underway, but for some reason I think it's because we're both very strong in the way of, you know, psychic ability. I think it took us a lot shorter of a time to actually manifest our power, so I don't think it's gonna be a whole hour, I think maybe another 5 minutes shall suffice for now, at least.

'''Chris:''' So?

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' So, um, let's see. Let's, let me see if I can gaze into the future a little bit to see what's in store for... you and Chris as well.

'''Chris:''' Just spoil us cause we've looked into the future ourselves. As well as Magichan, Sonichu, and Mewtwo.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' And what did you see?

'''Chris:''' Uh, well we saw the merge completion, all the OCs and FCs and regular peoples who were also their creators and chroniclers came together and uh combined me and working together gave us a greater force that is gonna come a long ways down the road.

'''Chris:''': Cause, staying separated, the 1218 Earth by itself would not have... be able to defend against that incoming threat.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yeah, so what I see, is I see Chris coming to take her body back, and I see her making amends with people that she has either wronged or has been wronged by, sort of turning the other cheek.

'''Chris:''' That's about right!

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' So, I would say, I wouldn't get too comfortable in this physical body, Sonichu, I would say.

'''Chris:''' Yeah I know, I've been in it for over 10 months now so I figured, yeah I probably wanna get back to my body.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes, I think that the time is nearing.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, the time is nearing cause you know, before the reverse body swap, I gotta get this body to CWCVille, so that has to happen first.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes, so when do you think this will happen?

'''Chris:''' Near future definitely, I'm optimistic for within this month.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Do you think it might happen on your birthday?

'''Chris:''' Around, around there I'm fairly certain if not sooner. And if not that soon, then I've also looked into this application called Faladdin and looked at the tarot cards and clairvoyance and horoscopes part of that to get another perspective. They also predict... they predict that it might... if not in February could happen in March or at least something of the uh further developments will happen in March should it happen... should this body finally get to CWCVille this month.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes, so I think...

'''Chris:''' And also have stated that today the 10th and tomorrow the 11th will be the strongest days for the energies in this body

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Hmmm, so I think that this is a very good place to put a pin in it. Would you like to meet again next week, same time?

'''Chris:''' Sure, yes.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Ok, brilliant, so and with that I will take my leave

'''Chris:''' Alright, well, hmm, so I'd say my impressions of you are pretty good so far, and I'm glad to find somebody who actually under... help me... help me further understand the powers and abilities at least for beginning perspective that we can further explore.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Of course, I'm happy to help.

'''Chris:''' And of course, your other psychic friends and allies who can offer input as well, that would be greatly appreciated.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Of course!

'''Chris:''' So, it was totally an honor to be... to meet and talk with you, Caleb

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Oh, the... the pleasure is all mine. I wish you a very good evening and a healthy week.

'''Chris:''' You too, be safe and well.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Thank you.

'''Chris:''' Alright, good night.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Good night.

[''Chris disconnects'']

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' You can unmute.

|}

==Call 2==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Chris Chan Psychic Chat #2
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|7yt2PIvYI_8}}
| Stardate = 14 February 2021
| Featuring =
| previous = Chris Chan Psychic Chat #1
| next = Chris Chan Psychic Chat #3
}}
===Call 2 transcript===
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| '''KwaiiSandbag:''' C'mon, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up. Can see you online... bruh.

[''Chris picks up the call'']

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Hello?

'''Chris:''' Hey.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Hey, how are you doin'?

'''Chris:''' Doin' alright, how about you?

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Umm, I'm good.

'''Chris:''' [''sigh''] So, I feel- I feel like I have energy, and uh- uh, and I can do this tonight, so...

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' That's great.

'''Chris:''' So we'll do the meditate session and- like we did last time, essept hopefully I'll find out some more answers about the powers and abilities that I can do from this thing that can be manifested on this side of the iron curtain, in this universe.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Mhm. [''pause''] Sooo, let's start again like last time; let's dim the lights.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, the li- yep, I turned the lamp off.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Great. [''pause''] Okay, so let's start with some deep breathing... in through the nose, out through the mouth. [''pause''] Now, what is it, exactly, that we're trying to see here?

'''Chris:''' Well... obviously these hands are able to do- a whole number of things, they can ashully hea- help heal others.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' How so?

'''Chris:''' I can put my hand- I can put my hand on somebody- the shoulder of somebody who's feeling pain, and I can ta- I can make- I can take the pain. But they're not feeling it, but them I feel- but this body feels a mild amount of that pain.
|}

==Call 3==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Chris Chan Psychic Chat #3
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|MvCret3n10s}}
| Stardate = 20 February 2021
| Featuring =
| previous = Chris Chan Psychic Chat #2
| next = Chris Chan Psychic Chat #4
}}
==Call 4==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Chris Chan Psychic Chat #4
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|_VYB5_7ZfXw}}
| Stardate = 1 March 2021
| Featuring =
| previous = Chris Chan Psychic Chat #3
| next = Chris Chan Psychic Chat #5
}}

===Call 4 Selected transcriptions===
'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Hello.

'''Chris:''' Hello!

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Hi.

'''Lily:''' Hello.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' How are- how are you doing?

'''Lily:''' Can you hear me? Hold on.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Hello?

'''Chris:''' I can hear you.

'''Lily:''' There we go. I can hear you now. Sorry, I don’t know what was going on.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Sorry about that. Sometimes my Discord is weird. Hello.

'''Chris:''' Hey.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Um. How are you?

'''Chris:''' Well, I’m faring. I definitely could be better, but you know. Big plus today. I mean, really good birthday present.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Oh, what’d you get?

'''Chris:''' Ah. Fitbit Blaze.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Very cool.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. And it took me a little while to uh… to set it up and obviously swap out the old one. I’m giving it to a friend of mine who’s… can definitely use it. She started running recently.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Mmm. I see.

'''Chris:''' Aside from that… pretty much everything has been... I came back last Wednesday about 7:30 when Sonichu and I fatedly return body swapped and I’m still resyncing with my body and having to deal with my body… and it’s been really bumming me out because it hardly… cause I was unable to get a satisfying relationship in this universe and then it’s jealous of me because while I was swapped in Sonichu’s body, I literally had sex with Magichan, Cryzel, Sylvana, even Mewtwo. So there’s all that and now it’s given me a bit of a pain in the heart like as if I’ve gotten a broken heart all over again and it’s affecting me in the heart and Solar Plexus chakra as well".

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' I know it's a little hard right now because of Covid... but have you tried going out into the world and trying to find a relationship?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I don’t have much time to look for a new relationship… since we have everything going on with the merge going on so… unless something fated happens in the near future amongst my local friends who actually I will be seeing again in the near future... Unless that happens then… more likely Magichan will be coming here and becoming fully physical. He'll be coming here to this universe - and I've been guiding him here. My body is fully into this and I'm supporting it obviously because I want him with me as well.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes. Now, tell me about these friends you keep mentioning. I’m very curious.

'''Chris:''' Uh… They are our allies at… at this company called [[Praetor]]. It's a small business. They've uh… they've been making the medallions on my behalf and we're working on getting the books and even the [[Shipfic|Shipfic Folder]] cards for Sonichu up and- up and available and printed and all that.

'''Lily:''' Oh wow. That's really cool.

'''Chris:''' So business partners and friends with a bit of psyc- with a bit of psychic powers amongst them as well. But as… as my hubby says, uh… it's good to have multiple viewpoints, so it's good to have multiple psychics and we've been trying to get to round up as many psychics in this universe as possible to, uh… help figure these things out on this- on this side of the, uh, dimension rift and all that.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Mhm. Now, I have- I have a question about your time in C-197.

'''Chris:''' Okay.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Do you have any, uh, notable psychic experiences that happened? I'm- I'm a little bit curious, like, or just any experiences that are noteworthy from C-197.

'''Chris:''' Well, even though it was Sonichu's body, I had access to my abilities since I'm just- since I'm essentially the soul. I got the- I got everything within me in general so I was able to manifest that out through Sonichu’s body and hands easily enough. So I end up over the 10 months and 24 days time giving him a bit of psychic power of his own that he's been able to utilize lately that he's still getting used to and feeling pretty positive about that. So yeah just- I mean, what hasn't happened with the, uh, psychic powers over there with me?

'''10:52 timestamp'''

'''Chris:''' So yeah… Caleb, you have psychic powers… you’ve obviously put some thought into me and my situations recently – I mean, you could have gotten a glimpse of what’s going on I just confirmed it and told you more so… um from your perspective, what do you see in the near future for satisfying my body's need for cuddling and all that?

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' It’s very hazy, I would say, um… it has to be proactive. [...] However I definitely see you getting your needs met. [...]

'''Chris:''' Alright well I mean, if you all foresee any other more clear details on that, please let me know...

==Call 5==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Chris Chan Psychic Chat #5
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|hL3wLJLVIgA}}
| Stardate = 9 March 2021
| Featuring =
| previous = Chris Chan Psychic Chat #4
| next = N/A
}}
===Call 5 transcript===
{| role="presentation" class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
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|'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Oh hello, um, sorry about that, uh little bit of a communication issue, uh Lily's- getting out of the shower right now so it'll be a second for her, but I'm here.

'''Chris:''' OK. How are you doing?

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' I'm great, how are you?

'''Chris:''' I feel pretty good.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Had a good week?

'''Chris:''' Well, improving, things have been improving I feel better.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Well it's good to hear.

'''Chris:''' I'm starting to figure out my powers, um, working, i'm working, my conscious brain is starting to figure out these powers for real, at least for, in terms of this universe.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' I see.

'''Chris:''' And, uh... And uh essentially pretty much I was told that, i was told by you know everybody in from C-197 just you know Magi-Chan, MewTwo, and what not, they tell me i need to definitely meditate and search within myself a whole bunch.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' And have you done that?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm doing that I still have a lot more soul- a lot more in depth work to do but making good progress. And I also went out today, I went to the uh, I went down to Ivy Creek Nature Area and walked a lap around and uh stopped by the creek, had a meditate, sit on the big ol rock and put my feet in the water.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' And how did that feel?

'''Chris:''' It was cold, but it was good. Felt alive.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' That's good to hear.

'''Chris:''' So yeah, uh among that's also a part of, aspect of reconnecting with nature.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' So... What have you been thinking about over the past week?

'''Chris:''' [''sighs''] Hard, it's hard to say off hand but just thinking about everything and of course the dimension merge, everybody and real, and, just reanalyzing the situation in myself, and present, and so on so forth. [''loud hoot'']

'''Chris:''' It's a lot of brain work.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes, I can definitely understand that.

'''Chris:''' But yeah, I mean it's- it's not as much brain work as y'know projecting myself so much and being in another universe a lot of the time. And doing all that work.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes. So, speaking of doing a lot of work, so while you were in C-197 I understand you caught up on comic book pages and uh, stuff like that. When do you think that's gonna be released?

'''Chris:''' Well considering all those books are in C-197, I'd say... post-dimension merge? In the very near future.

[''pause'']

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' So...

'''Chris:''' Because i'm still unlocking my- I'm still unlocking my powers for this universe, which will shortly- shortly enough be fully tangible and work, well to where I can barely do a show for everybody, be like hey I can do this I can do that. [''unintelligible'']

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yeah have you thought about like uploading a youtube video or something on Twitter?

'''Chris:''' Hmm, yes I have thought about it, but- but the way my powers manifest in my universe at this point? It's like they're- they're more tangible in feeling so it's like you'd have to be right here in person to feel it or you'd have to be so sensitive that you had to view it and actually see it if I were to record a video.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Well... I would know what you're doing and I'm sure other psychics out there if they watched it would be able to feel the energy coming from it so I don't really see the harm in uploading a video of you trying to manifest something.

'''Chris:''' We'll take that under consideration and think about that further.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' I'm also figuring out my other self mental blocks, so I can dispose of them and get them out of the way.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Well why don't you tell me about those?

'''Chris:''' Well, the obvious one the fact that I was born high functioning autistic, I mostly got over that.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' And how did you get over that?

'''Chris:''' Just, pretty much...

'''Lily:''' Sorry- sorry I'm late, I just got out of the shower. Uh hello?

'''Chris:''' Hey there.

'''Lily:''' Hey there Christine, sorry about that.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' We're talking about uh, kind of roadblocks in Christine's life, and how she's gotten over them.

'''Lily:''' I see ok, sorry sorry.

'''Chris:''' Well not, it's not- it's mostly various and whatnot but it's really about um, trying to think. Right here I have the term written down, it's essentially- oh yeah, essentially just trying to clear away any remaining self judgements and self criticisms...

'''Chris:''' So there's that. Anyways, just been doing- anyway to catch you up I've been doing a lot of further self-examining and uh... certain... meditating looking more into myself as opposed to outward.

'''Lily:''' Mhmm.

'''Chris:''' And I also took a nature walk today and meditated on a big ol rock, dipped my feet in the flowing river. It's cold! But it felt alive and it felt great.

'''Lily:''' That's really wonderful. I understand the uh- was this- this involved the gazebo? Is that part of your nature walk? It's kinda an interdimensional rift? Is that what it is, I'm sorry.

'''Chris:''' Well the gazebo in the backyard is uh, it's kinda- it's kinda like a beacon or a kind of a link between the two universes as well, but, in reference to earlier I was talking about today I went to a nature area.

'''Lily:''' Oh, alright.

'''Chris:''' I walked a big ol lap around there, down and up hills.

'''Lily:''' That's great, that's really great I feel like, I mean like uh, I think it's the same for you, kinda your psychic energy, spiritual energy really gets awakened when you're in these kinda nature settings.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but it's also, I've realized and learned recently that my uh, both my root and sacral chakras, they need a heavy amount of recharging, cause all my energy is just in between my third and crown and soul star chakra points. So those are like overcharged.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Mhmm.

'''Chris:''' So i've taken, conscious ability to redirect energy from the higher chakra points down to the lower one, the excess energy.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' So, I saw on Twitter today that you posted about the amount of willpower it takes to manifest something in this dimension.

'''Chris:''' And it's not brainpower, it's not willpower but...

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yeah, physical power.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Do you mind telling us, like, exactly how much power that takes?

'''Chris:''' Uh... Well, you're psychics, you should know!

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' That is very true, but... sometimes it's good to hear a second opinion.

'''Chris:''' It is good to hear a second opinion, anyways. Um, anyway yeah, just, well it takes massive amounts and obviously my brain is overpowered along with all my other abilities, along with the rest of my body and everything. But it still gets very tiring.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Mhmm.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' So... Lily do you have anything to ask?

'''Lily:''' Uh, sorry I'm just still kind of uh, kind of spaced out from the- just got out of the shower, was just doing my evening routine, uh let me think. Hmm.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm kinda feeling in spacing, zoning, in and out myself right now.

'''Lily:''' Very interesting, maybe it's, uh something connecting all of us in our spacing.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, the... it's definitely connected with the dimension merge or as I heard somebody else call it, um... Darn it, that word stayed there but...eh.

'''Lily:''' Yeah I definitely think it's probably like a- a mind merge, like the dimensions haven't fully merged yet but our consciousness might be uh- kinda phasing in and out of between in the dimensions.

'''Chris:''' Yeah that's what we're doing it uh...

[''pause'']

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Hmm, so...

[''pause'']

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' I'm sorry I'm like a little tired.

'''Chris:''' I'm a little tired too. I'm just... I'm trying to think of this word, but anyway yeah dimension merge, EVERYBODY who is psychic um, magic, or just at least that level- that high level sensitive, they're, i mean we all are feeling this, so yeah. And we're all in this together so everybody's at least doing their, at least a little bit, if not a massive amount. Among, the levels I've done, jeeze.

'''Lily:''' Good to know that we're not alone. Good.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. It's a shame that we can't actually show this to some- some regular mental... uh neurotypical type of person who's like, hey come on manifest something in front of us. But then it's like, I'm SO difficulty doing it in this universe.

'''Lily:''' Did you find in the um, C-197, it came- manifesting came with a lot greater ease due to the magic that was lost?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, it's a lot easier there.

'''Lily:''' Can even uh... sorry that was uh- I was gonna say could even non-magical people do it, but everyone's magical there, my bad.

'''Chris:''' Eh. I think it's uh, mostly psychics and magic types, and then also creative types who write, draw, and so forth, that have explored C-197, at least in their imaginations and whatnot. It's like in essence ___ vs. sonichu, where the- where [''unclear, timestamp 11:50''] and Courtney end up writing things into effect while they were in dimension, I mean universe N641 with essence to get out of that massive dimension merge which mistakenly did that to allllllll of the other universes, as opposed to just the two, the two neighbouring.

'''Lily:''' Right, and there's- there's an infinite number of universes, according to the multiverse and all that.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Lily:''' So is it just C-137's merging or is it every universe that's merging?

'''Chris:''' It's just, it's just 1218 and C-197.

'''Lily:''' Gotcha, I'm sorry, mixing em up. Um... So will the rest join at one time, or are these the only two that are fated to join?

'''Chris:''' Uh, most of the other pairs of universes within all the other dimensions, they have merged.

'''Lily:''' Mmm. So we're behind-

'''Chris:''' So this pair, our pair of universes here is amongst the last- amongst of the last to be.

'''Lily:''' Right. So we're kinda behind the trends, everyone else is already merging and we're behind all of them.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but in a sense it's a good thing because all the- cause like Magi-Chan and MewTwo they were able to observe into the other dimensions and universes, those that were- did merge and were able to see and witness it as it happened, what events happened that led to that eventuality in there so they could make that- so we could get that in similar effect to what we have here within this timeline between our pair of universes.

'''Lily:''' Right, right. And that'll- you know we can kinda be more prepared and not um...

'''Chris:''' That's the deal!

'''Lily:''' Repeat mistakes that maybe other, other pairs have made.

'''Chris:''' Yeah like for an obvious example, one time in a- in a distant dimension uh essentially, Sonichu Prime there uh just usurped the powers and abilities from his respective Chris-Chan and took over a Chris, that Chris-Chan's world. And that did not work out at all. And then obviously another one where that Chris-Chan was just all dark magic, dark powers as opposed to light magic and light powered and that didn't work out either.

'''Lily:''' Was that- did that Chris-Chan turn evil or just uh?

'''Chris:''' That's, yep, yeah.

'''Lily:''' Wow, have you had any- obviously not physical, but spiritual encounters with this version?

'''Chris:''' Uh, I've, yeah, I've encountered uh, just pretty much nearly all of my other self counterparts between all the other dimensions and universes and timelines. And of course I have a bunch of self counterparts in C-197.

'''Lily:''' Are you friends with any of them? I understand- no- they can't all be bad.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm friends and acquaintances and uh, you know neutral relationships on uh, with the majority of them, so we kind of have uhh, neutral to good vibes for the most part between each other, as a group.

'''Lily:''' Right.

[''pause'']

'''Chris:''' Anyways, so what have y'all been feeling lately? Seeing...

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' I've been seeing a lot of energy in Virginia, and I'm pretty sure that's you. Uhh, just generally like manifesting and um, kind of bringing together, you know? And... I don't know, I remember we talked last week about relationships and um, stuff like that, has anything happened with that?

'''Chris:''' Um, yeah a bit of a- bit of progress on that um...

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Oh really?

'''Chris:''' Yeah I managed to get a little bit of a further understanding in that from uh, my further internal self exploration I still need to uh, estab... things like when I would be desired... for such satisfaction from a part... from a partner if not Magi-Chan that would manifest herself within this universe.

'''Lily:''' And you're looking for a girl, a female so not...

'''Chris:''' Well my body is yeah, but also on that note I've learned that the important key is self love. Because if i love myself the way I would want my partner to love me so I can have all that figured out then that would attract... that aspect would attract the other person. It's like uh, you're programming a magnet to, with these certain qualities to attract this type of individual and then eventually when you get all the details sorted out then [''Chris whoops'']

'''Lily:''' You know what you want it's easier to manifest it. You gotta know exactly what you're looking for, um.

'''Lily:''' So I understand um, Magi-Chan is polyamorous, in a polyamourous relationship correct?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm there uh, yeah between me, Magi-Chan, Cryzel Rosechu, Silvana Rosechu and the one and only MewTwo that was cloned in Giovanni's lab, we're all married together, the 5 of us.

'''Lily:''' It's not um, it's not those are just Magi-Chan's partners and you all share each other?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, we all share each other and uh, yeah it's a very good and it's also open relationships for any other explorations to... cause considering heavy psychic power types this particular arrangement and extradimensional at least in Cryzel's case, so yeah there's all that. So yeah it's polyamourous and I just feel like this is a good fit for me and it allows me room to still... I mean especially in this universe if not Magi-Chan finds somebody who can actually satisfy my body's physical needs so with- my realization that I need self love I managed to find within my abilities the healing energy to where I could actually instill the positive feelings of that particular type of satisfactory love upon myself so that I could make my body feel better.

'''Lily:''' Right, that's great and then the [''clears throat''] that's also great to hear about polyamourous relationship works, cause I understand that with a lot of people who are in poly relationships, uh if it's kind of you're not sharing all the partners there can be a lot of jealousy and self-resentment so that's a good way to avoid that.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Lily:''' Have you had any difficulties with that, with the uh, polyamory, or uh, I understood a lot of people need counselling, go to support groups for that, or have you been fine with it?

'''Chris:''' Uh, we've met- we've gotten along for the most part, and we've adapted- and I mean considering you're in a group, considering we're a group of psychic types pretty much, it's like we...

'''Lily:''' Much deeper connection.

'''Chris:''' We have a deeper connection yes. And we work to get a little better, you know if you look on Amazon Prime there's a kinda like a psuedo, hang on, okay there's a psuedo softcore porn documentary type of show called Polyamory, and it explores couples in polyamorous relationships, there's two seasons. I believe it aired on Cinemax or HBO but it's on Amazon Prime.

'''Lily:''' Right, OK, I might check that out, honestly- personally I'm, I suppose my psyche abilities have not developed to the point where I could be ok with the polyamourous relationship, I feel like I have too many insecurities and stuff like that, but I do suspect that once I kind of ascend further I might be able to engage in that sort of thing.

'''Chris:''' Well, at least you're interested so that's a good- so that's good.

'''Lily:''' Yeah, it's uh, I think it's very important for... Um, what's it called, you know kind of strengthening psychic bonds, you know the more love you have in your life the more powerful it becomes.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I agree.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Now, I unfortunately... will have to cut it short very soon because I have to schedule something for tomorrow, but um, is there anything else that we wanna talk about before...

'''Chris:''' Well I guess I'm mostly good for now, but yeah, both of y'all keep your, keep opening you know thoughts as much as you both see or feel over the next, over the next week until our, the next time we get together and talk.

'''Lily:''' Course, yes, that's our bad, we need to, we'll have more prepared for next time.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' I'm sorry, this was kinda uh, I was not prepared, this was not our A Game.

'''Chris:''' It's alright, it's alright I'm just, I'm somewhat on A game but I'm not totally perfect either. Whoop de doo it's all good.

'''Lily:''' Yeah cancel that. Well Christine, you have a good night.

'''Chris:''' Yeah well y'all have a good night too, take care.

|}

==Interview with KwaiiSandbag==
On the same day that the calls were released, KwaiiSandbag was interviewed over [[Discord]] by [[User:Anaxis|Anaxis]], the owner of the Official CWCki Server, about his interactions with Chris and his manipulation tactics. This interview was released a few days later, along with screenshots of KwaiiSandbag's chats with Chris, on 23 March 2021. KwaiiSandbag's messages are color-coded blue, and Anaxis's messages are color-coded orange.

===Contacting Chris===

{{quoteboxorange|So, when did you first get into contact with Chris, and how?}}

{{quotebox|on february 6th she posted a picture asking for psychic help on [[Instagram|instagram]]. I thought maybe I could do some good by posing as a psychic and nudging her into a normal life.}}

{{quotebox|on february 9th to my surprise she responded to my instagram dm}}

{{quotebox|if you want I can also send screenshots of all discord and insta chats}}

{{quoteboxorange|Sure, that'd be helpful}}

{{quotebox|''[KwaiiSandbag sends numerous screenshots]''}}

{{quotebox|a friend of mine who also felt bad about chrischan, helped out on 3 of the calls. her name is lily.}}

{{quotebox|I mean this when I say this, I had no foul intentions, I just want chris chan to have as normal as a life as possible, and if there was something that I could do, I think i did it}}

{{quoteboxorange|I see}}

{{quoteboxorange|This is a lot of stuff}}

{{quotebox|yes ik how meticulous the cwcki is when it comes to this stuff}}

{{quoteboxorange|For sure}}

===Influencing Chris===

{{quoteboxorange|Did you influence Chris to do anything particular during this period in which you were talking?}}

{{quoteboxorange|Did Chris add any lore that you suggested?}}

{{quotebox|Well for starters, I helped [[Spirit possession|get chris back into her body]]}}

{{quotebox|she kept talking about merlin and how she was born hundreds of years ago.}}

{{quotebox|and i dont fully remember but there was some talk about how she became barbs child}}

{{quotebox|i also tried to make sure that she and barb were going to get the [[COVID-19|covid]] vaccine}}

{{quoteboxorange|Yeah, that all lines up with [[Thinking with Portals|some of the stuff Chris shared over the last few weeks]]}}

{{quotebox|yeah}}

===KwaiiSandbag's Goals===

{{quoteboxorange|You said your end goal was to try and help Chris towards a normal life, right?}}

{{quotebox|yes}}

{{quoteboxorange|What were you doing to try and achieve that goal?}}

{{quotebox|try and make it seem like maybe seeing a therapist or saving money might be good and using fake psychic powers to make it like I knew what I was talking about}}

{{quoteboxorange|And did Chris listen to any of your advice on that front?}}

{{quotebox|unfortunately i dont think so, but I think it was my push that helped her stop the sonichu delusion}}

===Ending the Sonichu Roleplay===

{{quoteboxorange|What did you do that you think ended the Sonichu roleplay?}}

{{quotebox|I just said maybe christine should be in her body for her [[Chris's birthday|birthday]], and sure enough, she was}}

{{quotebox|she made a public annoucement the next day as well so it lines up}}

{{quoteboxorange|Interesting. Is this in the voice call collection?}}

{{quotebox|yeas}}

{{quoteboxorange|Cool}}

===Chris's Drinking and Smoking Habits===

{{quoteboxorange|Did Chris share any interesting information with you that was new, or previously unknown to the public? Regarding her life, or merge lore, etc?}}

{{quotebox|She confirmed that she drinks heavily sometimes and has smoked [[Weed|weed]] before idk if that was confirmed but i asked a question about psychedelics and she said "like weed"}}

{{quoteboxorange|Lol, gotcha}}

{{quoteboxorange|Drinks heavily, huh? Did she specify what kind of drinks? And how often?}}

{{quotebox|like a lot of [[Reeb|beers]] and she said like once every few weeks but like for someone who denounced alcohol in the past that seems like often}}

{{quoteboxorange|For sure}}

{{quoteboxorange|Don't suppose Chris specified the brand?}}

{{quotebox|no she just claimed to have a very high alcohol tolerance and that was that no branding unfortunately}}

{{quoteboxorange|Interesting, okay.}}

===End of KwaiiSandbag's Involvement===

{{quoteboxorange|I'm assuming that you posting all this info means that you and your friend (Lily) are no longer in contact with Chris?}}

{{quotebox|yes she stopped responding last week and unadded lily on discord}}

{{quoteboxorange|What caused the relationship to end?}}

{{quotebox|I have no idea, it just kind of ended. I tried to make another call session and she never responded, and frankly i did not think I could help anymore}}

{{quoteboxorange|And when was that?}}

{{quotebox|march 11th}}

{{quoteboxorange|Gotcha.}}

{{quoteboxorange|Alright, those are all the questions I have for now. I'll listen to the audio recordings.}}

{{quoteboxorange|Thanks for chatting.}}

===Coming Clean===

{{quotebox|I needed to come clean
[[File:KwaiiSandbagChrisInstagramConvo12.jpg|200px]]}}

{{quotebox|before this officially ends}}

{{quotebox|i dont think what she said is true but here it is
[[File:KwaiiSandbagChrisInstagramConvo13.jpg|200px]]}}

===Confirming the Call Dates===
Upon being asked on 21 March, KwaiiSandbag also confirmed the dates that each call took place on.

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===KwaiiSandbag's DMs with Chris===
[[File:KwaiiSandbag annoyed-min.png|thumb|150px|An excerpt from the Discord DMs.]]
The Discord DMs center around KwaiiSandbag, Lily and Chris trying to schedule their calls, with KwaiiSandbag getting annoyed at Chris's flakiness at times.

The Instagram DMs show KwaiiSandbag's bait to lure Chris, in the form of a tale on how he acquired psychic powers, which Chris fell for. At the conclusion, KwaiiSandbag admitted he made up his claims to be psychic, and Chris acts like he had known the whole time to save face.

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==Interview with Lily==
On 26 March 2021, Anaxis interviewed Lily, the person who participated in the last 3 calls, and was part of the group chat with KwaiiSandbag and Chris, about their involvement in the affair. This interview would be released a few days later, on 29 March. Lily's messages are color-coded magenta, and Anaxis's are color-coded orange.

===Lily's Role===

{{quoteboxorange|What was your role when talking to Chris? Who or what did you present yourself as?}}

{{quoteboxmagenta|My role was essentially sandbag’s “psychic understudy” of sorts}}

{{quoteboxmagenta|His apprentice I guess, I presented myself as if I had recently discovered my innate psychic powers but was inexperienced with them}}

===Coordination (or lack thereof)===

{{quoteboxorange|Did you and Sandbag ever coordinate what you were going to say to or talk with Chris about before beginning your calls?}}

{{quoteboxmagenta|Not really, we kind of just winged it. Sometimes I would text him to see if I could/should ask something, and we had a couple things to ask/“psychic” stunts to pull that never came to fruition}}

===Lily's Aims===

{{quoteboxorange|What were your personal aims in talking to Chris? What did you hope to accomplish?}}

{{quoteboxmagenta|To be honest, it was pure curiosity. I had no ill intentions towards Chris, but I wouldn’t say it was out of wanting to help. I realize now it was probably not the best thing to do, but I don’t really feel guilty about it}}

{{quoteboxmagenta|I had no idea how bad chris’ mental state was}}

{{quoteboxmagenta|I hadn’t paid attention to Chris for a few years prior}}

{{quoteboxorange|So you were basically just along for the ride that Sandbag had set up? Because he explicitly stated that he wanted to help Chris.}}

{{quoteboxmagenta|Essentially yes. I can’t speak for Sandbag’s intentions but there was definitely an element of us just thinking it was kind of funny}}

{{quoteboxmagenta|Ultimately though I think we did help her get out of the sonichu bs}}

{{quoteboxmagenta|But it definitely wasn’t just pure wanting to help her on either of our part}}

===How the Relationship Ended===

{{quoteboxorange|What do you think caused the relationship with Chris to end?}}

{{quoteboxmagenta|I’m not sure. It might have been us not entirely being prepared for the fifth call, and Chris getting suspicious because of that}}

{{quoteboxmagenta|I noticed Chris started to become more flakey and unresponsive after she “returned” to her body}}

{{quoteboxorange|Sandbag said that one day, it just "ended" and that Chris unadded you on Discord.}}

{{quoteboxmagenta|I also noticed Chris started becoming more flakey and unresponsive to us after she “returned” to her body}}

{{quoteboxmagenta|Yes. We had the fifth call and then a few days later asked to schedule another one}}

{{quoteboxmagenta|We got no response and then I checked and saw Chris unadded me}}

{{quoteboxorange|Do you think it was because of Chris's suspicion of you guys?}}

{{quoteboxmagenta|Either that or she got whatever she wanted from us and lost interest}}

{{quoteboxmagenta|I definitely don’t think Chris knew the whole time. That’s total nonsense}}

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==References==
<references/>

{{People}}
{{Fantasies}}
{{FanChats}}
[[Category:Miscellaneous Q&As]]

User:Panasonichu

2022-03-06T05:21:55Z

Panasonichu: Created page with "My introduction to Chris-Chan was a friend showing me a picture of the self-inflicted taint wound. It’s all been downhill from there. Chris is often referred to as the..."

My introduction to Chris-Chan was a friend showing me a picture of the [[self-inflicted taint wound]]. It’s all been downhill from there.

Chris is often referred to as the most documented person in history. In my years of interest in Christory, I’ve come to the conclusion that with the abundance of information on Chris comes an equally large amount of misinformation. That is not to say that I believe Chris is a poor, misunderstood soul. Rather, I find that there’s a certain aura of mystery and secrecy surrounding certain events of Chris’s life which are often incorrectly infused with speculation. I believe that supplying [[True and Honest|true, honest,]] and concise details to the masses in the form of transcripts and summaries will lead us to the answers of [[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History|the documentary's]] three famous questions.

Established 25 February 2022

So Need a Cute Girl

2022-03-06T02:32:29Z

Panasonichu: /* Lyrics */ Was missing two (Tell me why)s

{{quote|Such words were never more true, but if I didn't feel the sadness, [[So Lonesome|lonliness]] [sic] or torture in my heart from after my first encounter with that [[Mary Lee Walsh|Witch Bitch]], I might be a fuckin' weak sap, instead of the [[Semen|SALTY]], [[Chris and anger|AGGRESSIVE]], and [[Clyde Cash|TRULY SWEET TO THE LADIES]] and [[Homos|NOT TO MOST]] [[JERKS|MEN]] type of MAN that I AM.|[[Chris]] commenting on "So Need a Cute Girl," 11 [[November 2007]] [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED edit]].<ref name="ed">[http://web.archive.org/web/20091223054201/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821 Encyclopedia Dramatica (Wayback Machine), as of 12/23/2009]</ref>}}

'''"So Need a Cute Girl"''' is the first track off of [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]'s [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|eponymous debut album]]. It is sung over a live version of "[[wikipedia:I Want It That Way|I Want It That Way]]" by the [[wikipedia:Backstreet Boys|Backstreet Boys]]. [[Chris]] has described it in an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] edit as his "[[Love Quest|sweetheart search]] theme song."<ref name="ed"/> It is arguably his greatest hit, and certainly the Hedgehog Boys song Chris goes back to most often; as well as the performances listed below, impromptu features appear in a number of his videos.

Bizarrely enough, since [[November 2013]] the song has been available for download for 89 cents on Amazon's MP3 store. As Chris has never mentioned (or noticed) this, it is very likely a [[troll]] put it up there and is [[carpetbaggers|making money off of Chris's work]].

In 2016, Chris made a [[Singing an ol' diddy|remake]] of the song for the Paid Video Requests, replacing the words "I have a boyfriend" with "I'm already taken" to include [[tomgirl|lesbians]]. In a [[2017]] retrospective, Chris admitted that hearing his old song made him cringe, also misidentifying the original artist behind the song as [[wikipedia:*NSYNC|*NSYNC]] instead of the Backstreet Boys.<ref>[[September 2017 Facebook posts#Opinion on Sachumo's CWC Documentary|"And then, I heard the old song I sang, that makes me cringe now, in tune to "I Want It That Way" from N*Sync..."]]</ref>

==Song==
<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = "So Need a Cute Girl"
| ytid = 0tCrBvkTVZA
| Stardate = [[2003#August|August 2003]]
| maker = Chris
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Sex|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Love Quest]]}}
| style = {{Tragedy|[[Noviophobia]]}}, {{Rage|[[Virgin with Rage]]}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| other = {{Audio|text}}
| previous = [[The_24th_Wedding_Anniversary_Special#Part_3|The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]
| next = [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]
}}</center>

=== Lyrics===

[''sung over The Backstreet Boys' "I Want It That Way"'']

Hey! Look at me! 
I'm sitting here sad and lonely! 

Without a [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]], 
But a desire 
To ''not'' hear you say, 
[[Noviophobia|"I have a boyfriend!"]] 

And I see da ladies walking 
Along one by one, 
And I never wanna hear, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Tell me why 
I'm stuck as a [[virgin with rage]]! 
Tell me why 
I so need a cute girl my age! 
Tell me why 
I ain't ever wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

And I have no fire 
But a desire 
To ''not'' hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Tell me why 
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage! 
(Tell me why) 
I so need a cute girl my age! 
(Tell me why) 
I ain't ever wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Why do all of the [[jerks]] 
Get all of the pretty girls? (Yeah!) 
You may not notice, 
But I want you to know 
That I am a lonesome heart! 

And I have no fire, 
But a desire 
To ''not'', to not, to not 
''Heeeaaar…'' 

Stuck as a virgin with rage! 
So need a cute girl my age! 
I never wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Tell me why 
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage! 
(Tell me why) 
I so need a cute girl my age! 
(Tell me why) 
I ain't ever wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Tell me why 
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage! 
I so need a cute girl my age! 
(Tell me why) 
I ain’t ever wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Never say it, now!

* ''In some versions of the song, "as a virgin with rage" is replaced by the alternative lyric "in a sad, lonely cage."''

** ''In a version of the lyrics posted by Chris in one of [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|his ED edits]], these lyrics are changed to "I mean it when I say, 'I NEED A SWEETHEART.'"<ref name="ed"/>''

** ''In more recent versions, he replaces "I have a boyfriend!" with "I'm already taken!"'"<ref name="ed"/>''

==Music video==
{{Main|All I Want For Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend}}

==Live performance==
<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = So Need a Cute Girl, Live Performance
| ytid = wlP5VhuJubE
| stardate = 12 [[July 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/ScarletSanctum Scarlet]
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Sex|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Love Quest]]}}, {{Other|[[Noviophobia]]}}
| style = {{Rage|[[Virgin with Rage]]}}, {{Crazy|[[Chris and hypocrisy|Drunk]]}}
| shirt = {{RefereeShirt|text}}
| other = {{Live|text}}
| previous = [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl#Music_video|So Need a Cute Girl, Music Video]]
| next = [[Harvey_Birdman_Commercial#Chris.27s_entry|Harvey Birdman Commercial]]
}}</center>

On 12 [[July 2009]], one of Chris's "friends" uploaded Christian and the Hedgehog Boys giving [[Chris's Big Night Out II|their first public performance]] (sans the Hedgehog Boys, though Chris probably imagined they were there in his head), with their song "So Need a Cute Girl." Perhaps in an attempt to come off as less creepy, Chris opts to use the "sad, lonely cage" lyrics instead of the "virgin with rage" one. Although his performance is predictably sleep-inducing, for the most part, Chris's added "flourish" at the very end of the video (in which, in an attempt to evoke Michael Jackson, he <s>slaps his hand on</s> grabs his crotch) makes for an unforgettable couple of seconds.

=== Transcript ===
'''Chris:''' [''fervently slaps crotch at the end''] LADIES, ALL HANDS ON ME. [''There are no takers, just laughter'']

'''Man:''' [''bewildered''] Oh-whoa-''WHOOOOA there, buddy!!'' Whoa-ho, you got that on film!

==Covers==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = So Need a Cute Girl, cover
| video = {{#ev:youtube|GDqJ4VuzhnU}}
| stardate = 30 [[June 2009]]
| maker = {{Liquid|text}}
| subject = So Need a Cute Girl
| type = Song Cover
| info = ''Sonichu: The Animated Series'' response from the real Chris Chandler. Main vocals by Liquid's brother, SimplySpoons/Jon D.
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = So Need a Cute Girl, cover
| video = {{#ev:youtube|8DTg4nx_dCE}}
| stardate = 4 [[January 2012]]
| maker = [http://guwange.bandcamp.com GUWANGE]
| subject = So Need a Cute Girl
| type = Song Cover
| info = From the album [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]].
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = So Need a Cute Girl (Medley)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|xjuc5iQ-eAk}}
| stardate = 11 [[June 2012]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/GhostofBillRiley GhostofBillRiley]
| subject = So Need a Cute Girl
| type = Song Cover
| info = A medley of several covers mixed together with the original.
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CØØL ϟCØØTΣR - So Need a Cute Girl
| video = {{#ev:youtube|UOVELz68Z28}}
| stardate = 13 [[February 2020]]
| maker = [https://soundcloud.com/negativexp]
| subject = So Need a Cute Girl
| type = Song Cover (Mirrored)
| info = Cover made by Negative XP
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = christian and the hedgehog boys - so need a cute girl (glueboy cover)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|37XB_ahoMWk}}
| stardate = 21 [[April 2021]]
| maker = [https://open.spotify.com/artist/0V0ff56r4CNnLzL7yqgkYE lil glueboy]
| subject = So Need a Cute Girl
| type = Song Cover
| info = Usually in [https://www.tiktok.com/music/so-need-a-cute-girl-6959567166924392449 TikTok videos about Chris]
}}

== References ==
<references/>

== See also ==
*[[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]
*[[Chris and music]]
*[[Chris's Big Night Out II]]
*[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]
*[[Virgin with rage]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Animal Crossing Documentary]]|nextlink=[[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]|}}
{{Hedgehog Boys}}
{{CWC on TV}}
{{Music Videos}}
{{Love quest}}

[[Category:Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos before 2007| 2004-12-24]]
[[Category:Music]]
[[Category:Music Videos]]

Honest Content

2022-03-05T21:31:57Z

Panasonichu: /* True and Honest */

{{Honest}}
{{quote|WHAT … WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU OFFER THAT INFORMATION|[[BILLY MAYS]]'s [[IRC (20 January 2009)|reaction to learning]] of [[Chris]]'s [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]], effectively summarizing Honest Content.}}
[[File:VeryHonestContent.png|thumb|right|One of the earlier examples of the phrase, as a 'Very Honest Content' advisory on [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Chris's DVD]].]]

Chris believes that, in order to be "honest," you must give away excessive amounts of personal information about yourself. Therefore, '''Honest Content''' refers to Chris's tendency to tell random strangers about very personal and private details about his life against his better judgment, usually to no benefit to himself and to the benefit of his [[trolls]].

While honesty may be the best policy, Chris has a poor grasp of what honesty is or when it's inappropriate to be "honest." Worse still, he seems to think the only way to attract a woman is to be 100% honest. Like with many of Chris's strange mannerisms, this is likely linked to his [[autism]]; autistics have little to no social filter, causing them to say things they shouldn't say. Chris just so happens to take this to ridiculous levels.

However, Chris will usually not be honest about things that actually warrant it, like how he honestly didn't really go on a date with a girl named [[Chloe]] or [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|that he was honestly fooled by trolls]] or how he [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|honestly never went to Redmond]]. Likewise, according to [[Bob Chandler|Bob]]<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref> Chris never told him anything, suggesting that he was not honest with his own father.

Chris's tendency to reveal too much information about himself ultimately led to his downfall, when, [[Incest Call|while talking to]] [[Isabella Loretta Janke|a troll]], Chris casually revealed that [[Affair with Mother|he had been engaging in incest with]] [[Barbara Chandler|his mother Barbara]]. The fallout of this information going public eventually led to [[Jail Saga|Chris being arrested and incarcerated]], and losing many of the personal pleasures that were available to him at home.

==Origin==
[[File:Sonichu - Advertisement, Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles, Artwork.jpg|thumb|Rated M for....you know it already.]]

The term "Honest Content" is derived from Chris's [[DVD]] which has a parental advisory for "Very Honest Content", despite said content being harmless and far tamer than [[April 16 Fetish Vids|certain other works]].

Likewise, it appears as a content descriptor in the ESRB rating for ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]''. This fictional [[video game]]'s Honest Content is apparently enough to earn it an M rating (for users 17 and older).

==Honesty==
Upon meeting you, Chris will be happy to "honestly" discuss his:

* [[Heterochromia]]
* [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Fecal incontinence]] (and his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]'s [[Jackie E-mails 24|bowel movements as well]])
* [[Love Quest]]
* [[Autism]]
* [[Noviophobia|Invented phobias]]
* [[Semen|Recycling]]
* [[Donald Duck impersonation]]
* [[Anne Boleyn|Genealogy]]
* [[Mass debating|Masturbation habits]]
* [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|Need to]] [[Brassieres For Males|wear a]] [[bra]]
* [[Sonic Boom Protests|Hatred for blarms]]
* [[Un-clit 2.0|"labia"]]
* [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Whopperrito|Bout of diarrhea from eating fast food]]
* [[February 2020 social media posts#On seeing his father's penis|Memory of seeing his father's penis]]
* [[Dimensional Merge|Delusions of Godhood]]
* [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|Dreams about having sex with his mother]]
* [[Affair with Mother|Actually having sex with his mother]]

His honesty, however, isn't limited to the horrible, but also the insane. When mentioning his first [[Christopher's name change|name-change]], he always credits both [[Chris and religion|God]] and [[The Bear]]. Similarly, when talking about Sonic being his childhood hero he always clarifies that his hero was originally Robert the [[American Rabbit]]. Whether or not he thinks he'll hurt the Rabbit's feelings if he doesn't make that distinction is unknown, though judging by the quite [[Alec Benson Leary calls|illuminating conversations Chris had with Alec]] it's entirely possible, since Chris believes that [[Chris and reality|all fictional characters are "real"]] to some degree.

Despite being candid about just about every little personal aspect, including addresses and phone numbers, Chris will rage at you for supposedly stealing "private" information that [[Chris and hypocrisy|he himself has disclosed]].

==True and Honest==
'''"True and honest"''' (or "TRUE and HONEST" for added impact) is a common catchphrase among trolls, usually used to describe something that isn't the least bit honest or true. Chris first used it with reference to his love for [[PandaHalo]], and it was often used by [[Liquid Chris]].

*In a drawing for PandaHalo of 24 September [[2008]], he (as [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]) signs a "Certificate of True, Honest Love" in his own blood, and gives it to Panda.<ref>[[:File:Me and Panda Bear by SonichuSite.jpg]]</ref>
*On the [[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog|OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog]], in an entry from 25 September 2008, Chris talked about his would-be sweetheart [[PandaHalo]], saying, "I know she is True and Honest from her voice...SHE IS NOT A TROLL; SO DO NOT TELL ME OTHERWISE OR FRAME HER."
*In [[Mumble 9]], Chris said of his gal-pals: ''"I was very happy that day when I felt such respect when I felt the true honest respect of them."''
*In the extended version of [[CWC Update 29 July 2009]], Chris says, "I am NOT a troll to any of the other True and Honest people out there."
*During one of his [[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE|phone conversations]] with Liquid in August 2009, Chris declared, "I am the true, honest voice of reason here, I am being the- I am the true, honest one here."
*On 22 August 2009, in the comment to the video [[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC]], Chris wrote "Thank you to all my True, Loyal Honest Fans for giving me RESPECT."
*In a 24 August 2009 [[CWC Blog]] post, Chris wrote "I wish to make a few points of Honest Truth here," and mentioned "all Honest, True People."
*In [[For Chris]], a video from the Liquid dispute dated 22 October 2009, Chris talked about his infamous honesty: "I like sharing my honest feelings with other people because they're good feelings, most of the time. And more importantly they are true and honest feelings. SO THERE."
*In the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], from November 2009, after being caught up in lie a half-sobbing Chris said, "I have not been lying to anybody! I have been honest and true."
*Chris's [[Redbubble]] merchandise shop is described as "The TRUE and HONEST shop of the creator of Sonichu, Christine Weston Chandler!"
*In a [[Incest Call|phone call]] from 28 July 2021, Chris explained that he [[Affair with Mother|committed incest]] because he was "really, really horny and [...] needed a true and honest relationship to come about."

==Sources==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[List of Chris's lies]]
*[[Chris and censorship]]

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category: CWC-isms]]

So Need a Cute Girl

2022-03-05T21:20:51Z

Panasonichu: /* Lyrics */ "Saddest Heart in the World" shows that the lyrics in the chorus are "I ain't ever", not "I never". Edits made to his ED page show that he sings "notice", not "know this".

{{quote|Such words were never more true, but if I didn't feel the sadness, [[So Lonesome|lonliness]] [sic] or torture in my heart from after my first encounter with that [[Mary Lee Walsh|Witch Bitch]], I might be a fuckin' weak sap, instead of the [[Semen|SALTY]], [[Chris and anger|AGGRESSIVE]], and [[Clyde Cash|TRULY SWEET TO THE LADIES]] and [[Homos|NOT TO MOST]] [[JERKS|MEN]] type of MAN that I AM.|[[Chris]] commenting on "So Need a Cute Girl," 11 [[November 2007]] [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED edit]].<ref name="ed">[http://web.archive.org/web/20091223054201/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821 Encyclopedia Dramatica (Wayback Machine), as of 12/23/2009]</ref>}}

'''"So Need a Cute Girl"''' is the first track off of [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]'s [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|eponymous debut album]]. It is sung over a live version of "[[wikipedia:I Want It That Way|I Want It That Way]]" by the [[wikipedia:Backstreet Boys|Backstreet Boys]]. [[Chris]] has described it in an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] edit as his "[[Love Quest|sweetheart search]] theme song."<ref name="ed"/> It is arguably his greatest hit, and certainly the Hedgehog Boys song Chris goes back to most often; as well as the performances listed below, impromptu features appear in a number of his videos.

Bizarrely enough, since [[November 2013]] the song has been available for download for 89 cents on Amazon's MP3 store. As Chris has never mentioned (or noticed) this, it is very likely a [[troll]] put it up there and is [[carpetbaggers|making money off of Chris's work]].

In 2016, Chris made a [[Singing an ol' diddy|remake]] of the song for the Paid Video Requests, replacing the words "I have a boyfriend" with "I'm already taken" to include [[tomgirl|lesbians]]. In a [[2017]] retrospective, Chris admitted that hearing his old song made him cringe, also misidentifying the original artist behind the song as [[wikipedia:*NSYNC|*NSYNC]] instead of the Backstreet Boys.<ref>[[September 2017 Facebook posts#Opinion on Sachumo's CWC Documentary|"And then, I heard the old song I sang, that makes me cringe now, in tune to "I Want It That Way" from N*Sync..."]]</ref>

==Song==
<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = "So Need a Cute Girl"
| ytid = 0tCrBvkTVZA
| Stardate = [[2003#August|August 2003]]
| maker = Chris
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Sex|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Love Quest]]}}
| style = {{Tragedy|[[Noviophobia]]}}, {{Rage|[[Virgin with Rage]]}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| other = {{Audio|text}}
| previous = [[The_24th_Wedding_Anniversary_Special#Part_3|The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]
| next = [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]
}}</center>

=== Lyrics===

[''sung over The Backstreet Boys' "I Want It That Way"'']

Hey! Look at me! 
I'm sitting here sad and lonely! 

Without a [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]], 
But a desire 
To ''not'' hear you say, 
[[Noviophobia|"I have a boyfriend!"]] 

And I see da ladies walking 
Along one by one, 
And I never wanna hear, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Tell me why 
I'm stuck as a [[virgin with rage]]! 
Tell me why 
I so need a cute girl my age! 
Tell me why 
I ain't ever wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

And I have no fire 
But a desire 
To ''not'' hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Tell me why 
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage! 
(Tell me why) 
I so need a cute girl my age! 
(Tell me why) 
I ain't ever wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Why do all of the [[jerks]] 
Get all of the pretty girls? (Yeah!) 
You may not notice, 
But I want you to know 
That I am a lonesome heart! 

And I have no fire, 
But a desire 
To ''not'', to not, to not 
''Heeeaaar…'' 

Stuck as a virgin with rage! 
So need a cute girl my age! 
I never wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Tell me why 
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage! 
(Tell me why) 
I so need a cute girl my age! 
I ain't ever wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Tell me why 
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage! 
I so need a cute girl my age! 
I ain’t ever wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Never say it, now!

* ''In some versions of the song, "as a virgin with rage" is replaced by the alternative lyric "in a sad, lonely cage."''

** ''In a version of the lyrics posted by Chris in one of [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|his ED edits]], these lyrics are changed to "I mean it when I say, 'I NEED A SWEETHEART.'"<ref name="ed"/>''

** ''In more recent versions, he replaces "I have a boyfriend!" with "I'm already taken!"'"<ref name="ed"/>''

==Music video==
{{Main|All I Want For Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend}}

==Live performance==
<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = So Need a Cute Girl, Live Performance
| ytid = wlP5VhuJubE
| stardate = 12 [[July 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/ScarletSanctum Scarlet]
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Sex|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Love Quest]]}}, {{Other|[[Noviophobia]]}}
| style = {{Rage|[[Virgin with Rage]]}}, {{Crazy|[[Chris and hypocrisy|Drunk]]}}
| shirt = {{RefereeShirt|text}}
| other = {{Live|text}}
| previous = [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl#Music_video|So Need a Cute Girl, Music Video]]
| next = [[Harvey_Birdman_Commercial#Chris.27s_entry|Harvey Birdman Commercial]]
}}</center>

On 12 [[July 2009]], one of Chris's "friends" uploaded Christian and the Hedgehog Boys giving [[Chris's Big Night Out II|their first public performance]] (sans the Hedgehog Boys, though Chris probably imagined they were there in his head), with their song "So Need a Cute Girl." Perhaps in an attempt to come off as less creepy, Chris opts to use the "sad, lonely cage" lyrics instead of the "virgin with rage" one. Although his performance is predictably sleep-inducing, for the most part, Chris's added "flourish" at the very end of the video (in which, in an attempt to evoke Michael Jackson, he <s>slaps his hand on</s> grabs his crotch) makes for an unforgettable couple of seconds.

=== Transcript ===
'''Chris:''' [''fervently slaps crotch at the end''] LADIES, ALL HANDS ON ME. [''There are no takers, just laughter'']

'''Man:''' [''bewildered''] Oh-whoa-''WHOOOOA there, buddy!!'' Whoa-ho, you got that on film!

==Covers==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = So Need a Cute Girl, cover
| video = {{#ev:youtube|GDqJ4VuzhnU}}
| stardate = 30 [[June 2009]]
| maker = {{Liquid|text}}
| subject = So Need a Cute Girl
| type = Song Cover
| info = ''Sonichu: The Animated Series'' response from the real Chris Chandler. Main vocals by Liquid's brother, SimplySpoons/Jon D.
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = So Need a Cute Girl, cover
| video = {{#ev:youtube|8DTg4nx_dCE}}
| stardate = 4 [[January 2012]]
| maker = [http://guwange.bandcamp.com GUWANGE]
| subject = So Need a Cute Girl
| type = Song Cover
| info = From the album [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]].
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = So Need a Cute Girl (Medley)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|xjuc5iQ-eAk}}
| stardate = 11 [[June 2012]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/GhostofBillRiley GhostofBillRiley]
| subject = So Need a Cute Girl
| type = Song Cover
| info = A medley of several covers mixed together with the original.
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CØØL ϟCØØTΣR - So Need a Cute Girl
| video = {{#ev:youtube|UOVELz68Z28}}
| stardate = 13 [[February 2020]]
| maker = [https://soundcloud.com/negativexp]
| subject = So Need a Cute Girl
| type = Song Cover (Mirrored)
| info = Cover made by Negative XP
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = christian and the hedgehog boys - so need a cute girl (glueboy cover)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|37XB_ahoMWk}}
| stardate = 21 [[April 2021]]
| maker = [https://open.spotify.com/artist/0V0ff56r4CNnLzL7yqgkYE lil glueboy]
| subject = So Need a Cute Girl
| type = Song Cover
| info = Usually in [https://www.tiktok.com/music/so-need-a-cute-girl-6959567166924392449 TikTok videos about Chris]
}}

== References ==
<references/>

== See also ==
*[[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]
*[[Chris and music]]
*[[Chris's Big Night Out II]]
*[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]
*[[Virgin with rage]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Animal Crossing Documentary]]|nextlink=[[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]|}}
{{Hedgehog Boys}}
{{CWC on TV}}
{{Music Videos}}
{{Love quest}}

[[Category:Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)]]
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[[Category:Music]]
[[Category:Music Videos]]

The WCT

2022-02-26T04:27:04Z

Panasonichu: /* Conclusion */ Summarized DMs between WCT and MKR that were not yet mentioned

{{Unreliable|type=misinfo|is being}}
{{Unreliable|type=cred|WCT is noted for being egotistical and having many delusions of grandeur.|WCT will often say edgy things, even while deluded.}}
{{Unreliable|type=sock}}

{{Infobox Person
|title = The WCT
|name = Sean Walker
|image = SeanWalker.png
|imagesize= 200
|birthsrc =
|aliases = Logan<ref>[https://archive.fo/1MuIB Archive of Logan Kiwi Farms profile]</ref> Mage Leo Azul<ref name=EverfreeSecurity/> Psychic Espeon<ref name=WCTEspeon>{{cite farms|thread=31437|title=Randy Stair / Andrew Blaze / PioneersProductions & Ember's Ghost Squad (EGS)|post=7364906}} Psychic Espeon's former Kiwi Farms username was The WCT.</ref> Neko / Neko Onyx<ref name=RSD>See Gallery section in [[Randy Stair discussion]]</ref> Kat<ref name=RSD></ref> TheWildcat (WCT)<ref name="WCTEspeon/> Lainchu<ref name=lainchu/> BrownHairedDragon<ref name="BrownHairedDragon"/> Conner<ref name=conner>[[July 2021 Watchmen leaks#Bella enters Knights of CWC server]]</ref>
|gender = Male<ref name="WCTWiki"/>
|race = Part-Filipino<ref name=naughtthread/>
|nationality = American
|organization = [[Watchmen]] (formerly)
|saga = [[Saga#Watchmen Saga (Late 2019 - June 2021)|Watchmen]], [[Saga#Incest Saga (26 June 2021 - 31 July 2021)|Incest]]
}}

'''Sean Walker''', more commonly known as '''The Wildcat (WCT)''', also known as '''Psychic Espeon''', '''Neko Onyx''', and plenty of other pseudonyms, is a former [[Watchmen]] member and amateur documentarian, self-described as "one of the most powerful people in the CWC sphere."<ref name='finalprotagonist'>{{Cite farms|thread=97689|post=9742266|title=Discord screenshots of WCT declaring himself as "one of the final protagonists"}}</ref> He boasted that he was proud about his eventual feature in [[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History|Geno Samuel's documentary series]], claiming himself as "one of the final protagonists."<ref name='finalprotagonist'/> {{Fix-span|{{cite}}|He has also claimed himself to be a "successor" to [[Null|Joshua Moon]] of the [[Kiwi Farms]]}}, even having one of his white knight pseudonyms be "'''Conner'''",<ref name=conner></ref> Josh's middle name.

WCT was the third and final leader of the [[Watchmen]] group, taking over in June 2021 after a conflict with [[Naught]], [[Kyle]] and [[MKR]] - in which Naught had doxed WCT on Kiwi Farms for declining to share his Kiwi Farms account<ref name=naughtedit>[https://archive.ph/wip/9215A Archive of Naught's CWCki edit]</ref> and Kyle and MKR had refused to believe Naught had done so.<ref name=watchmencall></ref> WCT created another Discord group, [[The Knights of CWC]], modelling it after the previous Watchmen group run by Naught and Kyle, [[The Place]].

As a Watchman, WCT was concerned with protecting Chris from malicious individuals. In 2019, he was involved with [[Chris Releases A Statement Regarding Jacob Sockness]], an audio recording Chris released to Twitter in order to discourage [[Jacob Sockness]] from coming to his house. Two years later, WCT would again try to intervene against Sockness's plan to meet Chris at [[Everfree Northwest]], though Chris's arrest for [[Affair with Mother|incest]] would cause him to miss the convention.

Some of WCT's actions garnered controversy. He, like several other Watchmen, were enablers to Chris's delusions as they would play along with his fantasies. In WCT's case, he played along with Chris's fantasies over mass shooter [[Randy Stair]] being a guardian figure. During the wake of the [[Affair with Mother|incest]] scandal, WCT questioned [[Isabella Janke]] about her involvement in the [[Incest call]]; he was then tricked by her into believing her [[fabricated BDSM texts]] were real and that [[the Suitress]] also had them in her possession, and he then spread the texts onto the [[Kiwi Farms]] while claiming the Suitress as his sole source and partially revealing her identity as well. These actions would result in him recieving considerable flak, ultimately causing him to retreat from the internet and go in hiding.

==As a Watchman==

===Becoming a Watchman===

WCT, an amatuer documentarian, was fascinated by GenoSamuel's ''[[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]]'' series in early to mid-2018, and archived the series on his YouTube channel The WCT when the original ''History'' was terminated by YouTube.<ref name="WCTWiki"/> WCT joined the [[Discord#CWC Rebellion|CWC Rebellion server]], where he made friends with a user named "Smoky Chris". The aspiring documentarians met in GenoSamuel's Discord server some time in 2019. <ref>[https://archive.fo/o/Syrle/https://twitter.com/VilleCwc An archive of WCT and Smoky Chris meeting on Twitter]</ref> WCT had also met Naught in the GenoSamuel server when he hung out with Joseph Draft, director of CWC vs the world, who were both early Watchmen.

He later joined the Watchmen, where he mainly archived calls involving Chris while maintaining a YouTube channel that posted Chris-centric content which has since been privated. In February 2021, he attempted to become the fourth person behind the role of '[[Lainchu]],' an OC created by the Watchmen, but was rejected by Chris, who still preferred his predecessor.<ref name=lainchu>[[March 2021 Watchmen leaks#Rejection of the Fourth Lainchu]]</ref>

WCT was one of the people trying to discourage Chris from his plan to [[Taser Discussion|tase his magic stones to start the Dimensional Merge]]. He also expressed concern over Chris's mental health when Chris uploaded [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.]], a video in which an upset Chris ranted about ''My Little Pony'', the background revealing several punched holes in the wall; WCT reached out to Chris to calm him down and asked Chris to talk things out instead of hurting himself. When asked by WCT what had happened to the wall, Chris claimed the damage had occurred in the past over trying to physically break the [[iron curtain]] between dimensions.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Upset at MLP G5]]</ref>

===Internal conflicts===
WCT was doxed on /cow/ in 2019, and on lolcow farm. Early in [[June 2021]], The WCT dox was reposted on Kiwi Farms by fellow Watchman and group leader Naught (also known as Bismuth).<ref name=naughtthread>[https://www.lolcow.org/threads/anameisaname-bismuth-anon-llc-naught-nitto-nanashi-death-of-chans-doppelganger-nightmare-tardwarsllc-heart-cpu-bismuth-heart.724/ Bismuth thread on lolcow.org] [https://archive.fo/G30td (archive)]</ref> When WCT confronted Naught in a voice chat, Naught denied the allegation, then threatened to further dox WCT in an attempt to silence him.<ref name=watchmencall>[[June 2021 Watchmen calls]]</ref> WCT explained the events to Chris himself, who believed The WCT's evidence and cut ties with Naught over it.<ref name=watchmencall></ref><ref name=wctinterview>[[The WCT#Interview|July 2021 interview]]</ref>

Shortly after, WCT was banned from [[The Place]], the Watchmen's [[Discord]] server. In response, Chris left the server himself. In WCT's own words, "[Chris] saw my banning as a signal to him that my suspicions about Bismuth and the others were correct." The [[Praetor]] group, who had also been in the server, left it as well following Chris's departure.<ref name=watchmencall></ref><ref name=wctinterview></ref>

[[MKR]] jumped to conclusions over the matter and circulated several rumors. In late June she tagged Chris’s Twitter and posted, “Have fun getting fucked over by WCT and [[Praetor]].”<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1410076709148266498 (archive: https://archive.fo/zb0wM)</ref> accusing WCT of having sinister motives, including "probably [wanting] Chris to kill himself in a similar manner [to Randy Stair].<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1410103600932548609 (archive: https://archive.md/UKGom)</ref>

WCT created a successor group and invited in Chris and several of the Watchmen who had been in The Place, titling his group [[Knights of CWC|The Knights of CWC]].

WCT gave [[The WCT#Interview|an interview to the CWCki]] explaining his side of the story.

==Randy Stair==
{{main|Randy Stair}}
WCT was a regular contributor to a wiki dedicated to the documentation of [[Randy Stair]], who infamously killed three people and then himself after losing his mind, having held his own obsession with Stair since at least [[July 2018]],<ref name="WCTWiki">[https://the-egs-reupload.fandom.com/wiki/The_WCT?oldid=564 "The WCT" - EGS Reupload Wiki] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210811043202/https://the-egs-reupload.fandom.com/wiki/The_WCT (archive)]</ref> according to a wiki page [[Ego|he made about himself]].<ref name=BrownHairedDragon>[https://the-egs-reupload.fandom.com/wiki/The_WCT?action=history History of an EGS Wiki page about The WCT shows only one contributor, 'BrownHairedDragon'] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210913153431/https://the-egs-reupload.fandom.com/wiki/The_WCT?action=history (archive)]</ref>

WCT produced a YouTube documentary on Stair. In [[November 2020]], Chris found the documentary after looking through a playlist on The WCT's channel and took an interest in Stair's story, particularly the aspects involving Stair's belief in [[Chris and reality|fictional characters existing in an alternate dimension]].<ref name=discussion>[[Randy Stair discussion]]</ref>

Chris recorded an audio file to "help [Stair] get a post-death message out," giving the file to WCT.<ref name=discussion></ref>

In conversations with WCT, Chris occasionally role-played that Randy Stair was a guardian figure and WCT briefly played along.

On 13 July 2021, WCT tried to help Chris avoid [[Jacob Sockness]] at the upcoming [[Everfree Northwest]] convention by asking him to record another version of [[Chris Releases A Statement Regarding Jacob Sockness]]. During their discussion, Chris [[Coping|coped]] with the issue of Sockness by role-playing that Randy Stair would be defeating Sockness with WCT's help:<ref name=EverfreeSecurity></ref>

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Ember just came to me with a message in regard to Sockness.

Randy and the Ghost Squad are working to break through the horde of demons around his apartment building.

In the present energy shift, there is a potential boost going to Sockness. But there is a counter, and it involves you, Sean.}}

To which WCT, seemingly confusing Sockness for [[Bismuth]], replied:

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=The WCT|With Andrew and Ember's help, I will defeat Bismuth for good. And to ensure that he doesn't hurt another innocent again.}}

==Involvement with Bella and the Suitress==

{{Needs Updating|[[WCT DMs#Sockness alert]]}}

On 10 July 2021, Chris would confess to WCT that he was in a relationship with a new "lady friend".

===Everfree Northwest===

In [[July 2021]], [[Jacob Sockness]] declared that he had plans to attend [[Everfree Northwest]] in disguise to meet with Chris.<ref>{{Cite Reddit|subreddit=Kidasuna
|title= Going to Ever Free
|username=[[Jacob Sockness|luvshak214]]
|post=ocsgyf/going_to_ever_free
|archive=https://archive.fo/dcP2u}}</ref> WCT alerted Chris to Sockness's statements.

On 13 July 2021, Chris brought up [[Bella]] to WCT, telling WCT she would be accompanying him to Everfree Northwest.<ref name=EverfreeSecurity>[[WCT DMs#Everfree security]]</ref>

On 19 July 2021, Chris invited Bella, as well as the [[Suitress]]; who was also set to meet Chris at the convention; into the [[Knights of CWC]],<ref>[[WCT DMs#Invitation]]</ref> a [[Watchmen]] splinter group headed by WCT and the group discussed plans to protect Chris from Sockness. Bella would claim that she would be a bodyguard for Chris.<ref>[[July 2021 Watchmen leaks#Everfree Northwest]]</ref>

On the night of 19 July 2021, Bella invited WCT, the Suitress, and Chris into her [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]] Discord server. WCT discussed his conflict with Naught, Kyle and MKR, and told Bella he had been "working with Former Kiwi Farmers to bring down the Watchmen" and asked Bella to assist him in doxing Naught, calling him an "evil man."<ref name=chess>[[Chess Group 15 Chats#Watchmen Treason]]</ref>

===The Incest Scandal===
On 28 July, Chris would admit to Bella that he was in the middle of an [[Affair with Mother|incestuous relationship with his mother]]. Bella gave the files to the Suitress and both would leak Chris's statements in the following days. Even after the leak, Chris was still willing to talk to Bella; it took both [[Null]] and WCT telling him he shouldn't to make Chris reconsider and cut ties with Bella.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Discussing the incest fallout]]</ref>

==Interview==

The WCT was interviewed over Discord about the Watchmen breakup on 11 July 2021. The WCT's messages are in blue and the interviewer's in green.

{{quoteboxgreen|Hi. Someone told me you’re The WCT. If it’s okay with you, I’d like to ask you some questions about the Watchmen breakup for the Cwcki.}}

{{quotebox|hi there.

and yes, by all means ask said questions.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|The initial conflict seems to be between you and Bismuth, that Bismuth doxed you. How did it grow to break up the Watchmen group?}}

{{quotebox|After I concluded that it was Bismuth that was responsible for the doxing, I made the choice to contact MKRNightVee (or Meghan some of you know her as) and I showed her a lot of screenshots in DMs that compared the typing style of his old Kiwi Farms accounts to one that he used to dox me. (which was Nightmare)

I recall telling her that I was 90 percent sure that it was him.

But in spite of the evidence that I had presented to her at the time, she didn't believe me. And during our VC on June 21st, She and Kyle were still not convinced.

They originally thought it was somebody who I angered in the past, but knowing what the Nightmare account was up to at the time, I knew that it was him.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|How did Chris learn of the dispute?}}

{{quotebox|Not long after the VC, I decided that I would contact him myself.

So with the help of a Former Watchmen who had his phone number, I was able to get in contact with him on June 25th.

And there, I had an hour and 40 minute talk with him that first started off as any conversation I'd usually have with him until I was comfortable enough to tell him the details.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Did you show Chris the same evidence that you did to MKRNightVee?}}

{{quotebox|When I was talking with MKR, I didn't show her as much evidence at the time since the Investigation was still ongoing. And compared to what I shared with Chris, I shared less with MKR.

Not because I didn't trust her, but it was because there was not enough information available at the time. And what I ended up showing Chris was a combination of the Kiwi Farms posts and the VC that I had with the rest of the group.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|How did Chris react to it?}}

{{quotebox|It took Chris a while to process it.

With each screenshot, he began to believe that my claims were true. And when we were both going over the VC, he noticed how Bismuth was getting really defensive and thought that he was clearly lying to me.

Especially when I told Bismuth that Josh (Null) claimed to me that him and Nightmare were the same person.
And that 3-4 seconds of silence on his part was something that helped convince Chris that I was in the right.

He also noticed how hostile Bismuth was getting towards me as well, especially when I kept on asking him if he doxed me or not. Chris saw that as a red flag.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Did Chris cut ties with Bismuth?}}

{{quotebox|From what I know, yes he did.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|What happened between Chris and MKRNightVee? MKR’s recent tweets indicate they’ve had a falling out. Is it related to the Watchmen breakup?}}

{{quotebox|yes it is.

Meghan was upset that Chris had sided with me in regards to what had happened.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|How does Praetor fit in to this? MKRNightVee has said in a tweet that you’ve teamed up with them.}}

{{quotebox|Praetor had nothing to do with what happened.

Its just that when they got word from Chris that he had left the server, they followed. So it makes sense on MKR's part to accuse me of working with them because we all either got banned or left the place at the same time.

It was a strange coincidence yes, but there is zero contact between me and Caden.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|What server did Chris leave?}}

{{quotebox|The Watchmen's Place.

as some of you might've heard of on the CWCki. - https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Discord#The_Watchmen.27s_Place}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Why did he leave it?}}

{{quotebox|when he got word that I got banned from the server (by Kyle that is), he saw it as a green light to leave it himself.

So essentially he saw my banning as a signal to him that my suspicions about Bismuth and the others were correct.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Are you still in contact with Chris?}}

{{quotebox|at this moment in time, I'm not.

We went our separate ways not long after the Watchmen had broken up and I believe that its for the best for both me and him.

And rather or not if he wants to be in touch with me still is completely up to him, but I won't be too surprised if he had already moved on at this point, and I respect whatever path he goes on moving forward.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Forgot to ask earlier, but what was your motivation for informing Chris of the conflict between you and Bismuth/MKR/Kyle?}}

{{quotebox|I was running out of options on what to do. When MKR and Kyle didn't believe my claims, I felt that I had no choice but to inform Chris on what had happened.

It was a very risky move on my part to do that, but I don't regret telling him.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|That’s all the questions I have. Thank you for answering. Is there anything else you would like to add?}}

{{quotebox|I just want to let people know that Chris is now a free man with nobody to dictate his actions. And for his sake, it needs to remain that way.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Thanks again. I'll look to getting this conversation to the CWCki. Do you want your username/avatar censored?}}

{{quotebox|yes}}

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==Conclusion==

With his last remaining hours of freedom, Chris chose to send his final known online message to WCT, informing him that the pets were being taken care of.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Chris's final messages]]</ref> Within a few hours, Chris was [[Jail Saga#Arrest|taken into custody]], which WCT claimed to have "felt a sense of pain" watching.<ref name=wctmkrdms>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sean-walker-discord-leaks-merged-feat-mkrnightvee-ex-kiwis-the-fool-and-o-p-ii.100542/ Sean Walker Discord Leaks feat. MKRNightVee, ex-Kiwis @The Fool and @{o}P II. ''Kiwi Farms'']</ref>

On 13 [[September 2021]], The WCT was contacted by [[MKR]] on Discord for the first time since the fall of the Watchmen.<ref name=wctmkrdms></ref> Throughout the conversation, WCT lamented his situation, calling himself a failure for not recognizing [[WCT_DMs#Chris_describes_his_lady_friend|the signs of Chris and Barb's incestuous relationship]] as well as [[Fabricated BDSM texts|Bella's manipulation]], thoughts he admitted caused him to contemplate suicide. Nevertheless, he insisted that he had no regrets and claimed that everything was meant to be. He theorized and repeated multiple times throughout the conversation that the [[Kiwi Farms]] would be defunct within the next couple of years, no doubt wishful thinking on his part. WCT's hatred of [[Bismuth]] showed no signs of having subsided. At one point, he takes a page out of Chris's book and threatens to both [[Chris and the law|sue and call the police on]] the fellow former Watchman. Other proposed victims of his legal wrath included [[Null]] and a prominent [[CWCki]] admin, though The WCT recognized that these actions would likely be all for naught.

In [[Jail Letter - 18 January 2022]], Chris mentioned that he wished to get back in contact with Wildcat, presumably referring to one of The WCT's pseudonyms. It remains to be seen if WCT has plans for when - if ever - Chris gets out of jail, but it's likely his involvement in Chris's life is over.

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