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XBox is OK.MOV

2010-09-13T23:17:50Z

PandasPoopIt:

{{quote|I have no...I have no hate... I have little... [[Chris and anger|I have no hatred or anger]] towards the [[Homos|gay men]]. None at all. No questions, straight forward. I'm cool with...I'm cool with you gays, you know?|Chris [[List of Chris's lies|lying]] to impress [[china]]}}

'''XBox is OK.MOV''' is the second of two videos Chris uploaded on 13 [[September 2010]]. In it, Chris makes various declarations including a recanting of his [[Hex Box|Xbox]] hatred, stating that he has nothing against the [[homos|gay men]], and removing any [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curses]] he placed. Chris appears to be trying to clear his name, perhaps to demonstrate to a certain [[Jackie|sweetheart]] that he has changed his ways.

It is unclear why Chris has had a change of heart over the Xbox. Having shown his first PS3 no love by [[The MovingForward videos|destroying it]], it only took Chris a matter of days to purchase a new one. This new PS3 appears in the video, and is used in the first video Chris uploaded earlier the same day. It is not yet known if Chris has also purchased a new Xbox.

== Video ==
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| name = XBox is OK.MOV
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hVHNdHEz0hM}}
| stardate = 13 September 2010
| style = {{smug|text}}, {{reason|text}}
| subject = {{Rumors|text}}, {{Homos|text}}, {{Video games|text}}
| shirt = {{RedBlackTrim|text}}
| previous = [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV]]
| next = Current
}}

== Transcript ==

[[Captain's Log]]. Stardate September 13, 2010.

I am making this video to make a public statement.

I no longer have any angst or hatred or anything, any beef, against the XBox. [''Indicates his shelves. No Xbox is visible''] It is a good console, a very good console, prob-a about equally good as a PS3, cannot play BlueRay, But! It is still a good console and is just another gaming console. Just like...you know, I guess, PS...a PS3 is another gaming console, another Wii, or a Wii is another gaming console.

[''Turns to his TV''] And you notice that there's a depreciation in the number of gaming consoles in the center because, the gaming addiction is gooone! I... [''loses train of thought momentarily''] I have gotten rid of the hoarded systems - [[List of Chris's games|systems and games]] that have been, I have hoarded for a number of years.

And also, I would like to make another statement. [''Looks away from the camera''] I have no...I have no hate... I have little... I have [[Chris and anger|no hatred or anger]] towards the gay men. [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|None at all.]] No questions, straight forward. [''Chris looks visibly insincere''] I'm cool with...[[It's UGH!|I'm cool with you gays]], you know? You go do what you want to do, just you know, keep it to yourselves. That's all. We're all equal people. We have every right to live our lives free however...each, however each of us individually chooses. So there.

[''pauses and shifts positioning'']

[''mumbles''] Uh, let's see that was another thing...another thing. Hmm.

Anyway that's, uh, that's essentially it. Oh yes I just remembered the other thing. [''Holds up a hand in forgiveness blessing fashion''] I remove ALL [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|hexes and curses]] to every single person I have ever...around the world that I have ever left a curse on. So consider yourselves [wave of his arm] cleansed! You're all forgiven. Every last one of you. [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|Forgiveness!]]

And with that I bid you a good day and a safe one too, all of you.

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{{Captain's Log}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

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2010-07-19T20:54:29Z

PandasPoopIt:

Why have you created this thing.

Why do you hate us?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:01, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

I cant believe someone actualy took the time to draw this!

I actually did not create this. Someone over on Uncyclopedia (a wiki that portrays opposite versions of their subjects; i.e, Chris-chan is popular and successful) made it, and I uploaded it here. [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 16:30, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

I can almost hear Chris: " If I was a s-homosetsual or anything like that, would I not would I be having sex with FOUR WOMEN?". Yes, this image is pure nightmare fuel. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:52, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
:It never even occurred to me that Uncyclopedia would have an article on Chris. It's definitely something.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:06, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
::Good Lord... imagine if he found that site. He'd think he finally won the lottery! [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:26, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
::: He would make a lot of friends. most uncyclopedia users have the same intelligence of Chris.--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 22:15, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

This is a shoop of something else. Says so on Uncyclopedia. Whoever made the original didn't have CWC in mind at all... which makes it all the more horrifying, because they created a fat, ugly character from scratch to have a Rockin'5way. -- [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 18:49, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

Bill, I'm betting it would likely turn out the same way as the Web Soup incident. Either way, I think I'm gonna add this as an image on CWCRockin4Way.JPG, and call it a 'life upgrade.' Or maybe that idea sucks. Thoughts? [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 18:58, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

I found [http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Christian_Weston_Chandler the page]! It sucks. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:36, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

I thought it was ok but i still think we should try to introduce it to Chandler anyway, he fucked up his entire life over the ED Article, and so hele probably overeact to the Uncyclopedia one. But then detract and start feeling slightly confused or atleast perturbed. He will then probably try and edit it and the rest is history repeating itself, sortof [[User:Leekduck]]

:Yes. We must put this plan in motion for all to enjoy. I will discuss this with the head Masonic leader- I mean, everyone else. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 23:02, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
Well, if we want to carry it out, we need to figure out a way to get it to Chris. Would someone be willing to write him a letter with the link with their return address on it? [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 23:37, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
:Maybe we could take advantage of online DSi games that use the mic or headset to convince him? That, and does anyone even know his current email address? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:02, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
::Is there any other website he goes on, other then the now baned flipnote hatenta?, if all else fails we could just flood his youtube with the link [[User:Leekduck]]

Well one of us could phone him on skype and pretend to be a concerned fan [[User:Leekduck]]

Do we have dox for Chris's Skype? I'd probably be willing to introduce him myself if we can get them. [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 04:18, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

We could use skype to phone his home number, and with good acting we would probably get past his dad[[User:Leekduck|Leekduck]] 17:58, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

* The problem with this tough is that if Chris doess come across the page, then he'll flip out because it's so egregious. Oh wait, that's what we want him to do. Carry on.

also, sign your posts with 4 tildes. --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 15:14, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

Oh right, sorry, I think our best bet is to flood his youtube to be honest, He probably doesent check anything that much but if an inflow of spam suddenly hit him. Not only would he feel forced to look at the uncyclopedia page but he would feel forced to make a video just to acknowledge that he had seen the uncyclopedia page[[User:Leekduck|Leekduck]] 17:58, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

Only in Chris's dreams.

Nice job whoever the artist is.
--[[User:Famicon64|Famicon64]] 19:00, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

Does he still use his aol email? [[User:PandasPoopIt|PandasPoopIt]] 20:54, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

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2010-07-10T03:36:37Z

PandasPoopIt:

Holy shit, he went from gay trucker to gay nerdy plumber in about a month. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:30, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
:I guess he realized the gay trucker look wasn't working for him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:23, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
::Wow, Chris actually learned something! This calls for a celebration! /sarcasm. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 03:27, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

Isn't this from the Fourth of July at McIntire park?[[User:PandasPoopIt|PandasPoopIt]] 03:36, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

User:PandasPoopIt

2010-07-04T06:34:58Z

PandasPoopIt:

Don't mind me, still sort of new to this wiki stuff

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User:PandasPoopIt

2010-07-04T06:32:49Z

PandasPoopIt:

Don't mind me, still sort of new to this wiki stuff

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2010-07-04T06:30:08Z

PandasPoopIt:

Don't mind me, still sort of new to this wiki stuff

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User:PandasPoopIt

2010-07-04T06:28:32Z

PandasPoopIt:

Don't mind me, still sort of new to this wiki stuff

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2010-07-04T06:25:47Z

PandasPoopIt:

Don't mind me, still sort of new to this wiki stuff

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2010-07-04T06:21:09Z

PandasPoopIt: Created page with 'Don't mind me, still sort of new to this wiki stuff {{GrammarNazi}}'

Don't mind me, still sort of new to this wiki stuff

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Flipnote Hatena

2010-06-28T03:33:26Z

PandasPoopIt:

[[File:100 0682.JPG|thumb|Chris on his DSi at [[Fridays After Five]], complete with Artist Asscrack]]

'''Flipnote Studio''' is a free downloadable application for the [[Nintendo]] DSi. It allows users to create both word and picture-based notes with the stylus, add sound, and put them together to create frame-by-frame flipbook-style animations. '''Flipnote Hatena''' is a website where users can upload and share their Flipnote creations, and other users can comment on them either by text, or by creating a flipnote.

In [[June 2010]], [[Chris]] was spotted at a [[Fridays After Five]] event in [[Charlottesville]]. Among some very disturbing behavior, Chris was seen sitting down and playing with his DSi for some time while at this event. It later came to light that he was spending his time on Flipnote Hatena, drawing comments in reply to various Flipnotes.

Chris has also given himself a lot of stars on his own creations to give himself praise. He gave himself 10 on HippoOnYourHead and 91 on Don'tGetTrolled. Chris has done countless things to inflate his [[ego]] in the past, but this is just sad.

Chris has also plagiarized the 1983 animated ''Peanuts'' cartoon [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHDnc19mHv0I#t=00m58s "Chaos in the Classroom"] verbatim to produce two of his shorts. The dialogue from the first few minutes of this is stolen verbatim and used in Chris's crude animations.

==Chris's entries==

There are currently eight entries on Chris's profile.

[[File:FlipnoteSonichu.png|thumb|If you didn't expect this, you're an idiot.]]

The first "animation" is an unmoving picture of [[Sonichu]], proving once again that Chris's "original" creation will infect every host it is presented with for the rest of Chris's life.

The second, [[UltimateNightmare]], is a strange loop of a stick figure walking in place while a high-pitched tone plays in the background. According to Chris, the figure is walking at a rate of 1/8 of a millimeter per hour, when in reality it doesn't move anywhere. The title of this particular animation is particularly revealing, possibly proving that Chris's greatest fear (as many have speculated) is [[Chris and health#Exercise|exercise]].

Chris's third animation, [[Don'tGetTrolled!]] is a "remix" of another animation Chris commented on extensively. Chris adds very little to the original, scrawling in some laughable anti-troll messages, and, of course, inserting a picture of Sonichu.

The fourth animation released was [[HippoOnYourHead]], a bizarre short in which Chris makes a failed attempt at [[random-access humor]] by dropping a hippo on a child's head. Truly this is the foundation of great comedy.

His fifth animation, a two-parter, was entitled [[RandomHumor1|RandomHumor1]]. Another horrible fail at being funny, the dialogue in this poorly-drawn short is plagiarized directly from Peanuts.

His sixth animation is [[RandomSong1]], in which he still wonders what mysterious cow Flipnote Twilc was watching. Spoiler alert: It doesn't matter.

His seventh animation is [[Cheesy!]] in which Chris once again rips off a far more interesting and entertaining series, this time [[wikipedia:Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends|''Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends'']], in which there is a character named Cheese who likes chocolate milk.

The eighth one was [[Tagged Flipnote|untitled]] but it's based on a meme where people would tag each other to write a little about themselves. Since it's Chris it is full of his huge [[ego]] and [[lie]]s.

==Chris's comments==
Chris's comments on Flipnote Hatena were much like his comments anywhere else on the [[Internet]], self-centered and devoid of any follow-up. While most of them were short negative statements towards works he thought were a little too trollish, one five-part self-pitying rant, posted in response to a song about trolling, stood out.

{{quotebox|You're singing [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|my song]]. I was [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|Internet Famous]]... HUGE MISTAKE! Right now, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I have removed Most Every... thing about myself... ...from the internet.]] now there is only [[Honest Content|FALSE info]] on me that THEY have crafted and spread to Bad-Rep me. And worse they've found me in R. Life to catch footage of me for their [[Laughs Under Lucricities|gross, uncool amusement]]. I WANT TO GO BACK TO A [[PS3|NORMAL]] [[PSP|REAL]] [[Nintendo|LIFE]] [[Internet#Attempts_to_leave_the_Internet|OFF THE FRIGGIN' INTERNET!!!]] AND I WANT MY "REP" CLEAN OF THEIR CRAP! DO you have any advice to help me clear their crap off me?}}

<center><gallery>
File:Flipnote Comment-Boo.png|"Boo!" <ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/528A60A031CE1B4A@DSi/movie/CE1B4A_0913C2B460C58_000</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-Louder.png|"Could you make the voice louder + easier to comprehend, please?"<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/5FC3E3901E322457@DSi/movie/322457_090A9EC784BF8_004</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-My Trolls.png|"[[Trolls|My Trolls]] did that to [[:Category:Chris's websites|my past websites]] too. I felt [[CWC is Sad|hurt deeply]] too."<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09B980C6E6C6C_008</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-Raised Eyebrow.png| "C.W.C"<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/564B6A901E271928@DSi/movie/271928_09116B059D18A_000</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-Cow.png|Some other retarded comment about a cow<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/5CBA58B0A0E99197@DSi/movie/E99197_09C227C76EF8A_013</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 1.png|Part 1<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 2.png|Part 2
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 3.png|Part 3
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 4.png|Part 4
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 5.png|Part 5<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016</ref>
File:HippoHeadComment.png|Response to comment in "Hippo on your head"<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D7F00037B5A_000#5348F770A0A92AE8-c11540466809528558685</ref>
File:Diamon1.png|
File:Diamon2.png|
File:Diamon3.png|
File:Flipbookhonorroll.png|True words of [[honor roll|geinus]]
File:Flipnotegood.png|If Chris says you're a good artist, you must be really good!
File:Flipnotevoice.png|Not a [[pedofork]]!
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==Chris's Favorites==
What Chris has favored should not come as a surprise. A lot of them involve [[Sonic]], [[Pokemon]], and [[Family Guy]], proving that, even after all this time, he still likes those series. As well, Chris has favored a number of [[gal-pal|female-drawn]] animations, done in [[anime]]-like styling and done with a particularly ''shoujou-ai''/''yuri'' ([[homos|lesbian]], for those not into [[animu]]) flavor.

==Sauces==
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==External links==
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/ Chris's Flipnote Hatena profile]
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/Sonichu/comments Flipnotes Chris left comments on]
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/Sonichu/following Flipnotes from creators Chris is following]
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/Sonichu/favorites Flipnotes Chris starred as favorites]

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