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Talk:A Public Announcement for Congress

2010-10-19T22:53:56Z

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I'll have a go at transcribing this nonsense... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 22:09, 18 October 2010 (PDT)

That "You take the Good, you take the bad" crap is from Family Guy. I'm linking it to the Family Guy page. --[[User:Colonelslime|Colonelslime]] 23:22, 18 October 2010 (PDT)

It's interesting how he switches scale through the talk. Not that anyone who pays attention to Chris would expect coherent thought. He starts off with "Presidential Candidate" and how he can improve the nation. He then scales down to a city level with the police departments before sharing his policies on interplanetary invasion before finally explaining how he'll police the internet, essentially the communication network of the world at large. In fine Chris fashion, he is candidate for Supreme Leader.[[User:Mupkids|Mupkids]] 06:06, 19 October 2010 (PDT)

The summary is way to long. We don't need all that, I think Chris's failure speaks for itself. It is not necessary to explain point by point why the video is stupid.--[[User:Svek|Švek]] 10:15, 19 October 2010 (PDT)
==Notice==

2.5% is half of 5%. Taxes aren't being cut by "a small fraction", they're being slashed in twain. In economic terms, that's effectively halving the government's income (I know they get money from other sources, but 5% of GDP is their largest contributor), which would destroy, among other things, the military, education, and scientific research in the US. Not a small thing at all. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 03:52, 19 October 2010 (PDT)
*Fuck, another victim of bad vision. I reread it and thought I got it right. Still, I think the point can be driven home more. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 03:54, 19 October 2010 (PDT)

== There's only one reason why Chris made this video ==

Obama has frozen Social Security checks until 2012, and many politicians are campaigning to cut SSA funding instead of raising taxes. There are far too many news links to sift through, so you can [http://news.google.com/news/i?pz=1&cf=all&ned=us&hl=en&q=Social+Security sift through them yourself]. --[[User:Riley_Martin|'''Uhh… this is Riley Martin.''' O-Qua Tangin Wann]] 09:33, 19 October 2010 (PDT)
*lol no. Chris is about as aware of how SS works as a chimp knows why food keeps being left in his cage at the zoo in the morning. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 09:38, 19 October 2010 (PDT)
**He may not know how his [[tugboat]] is funded, but he knows that less money for SS = less money for vidya. --[[User:Riley_Martin|'''Uhh… this is Riley Martin.''' O-Qua Tangin Wann]] 10:02, 19 October 2010 (PDT)

Should it be noted that Chris' plan to give all guns to the police is basically what Hitler and Stalin did?

Talk:Pregnant Act

2010-10-19T22:20:16Z

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* Uhm...I'll try to transcribe this BITCH. Oh GOD. -[[User:parlortrix|parlortrix]] October 18, 2010 11:43 PM CST
**Beat ya! [[User:Dude|Dude]] 21:54, 18 October 2010 (PDT)
***Not only did you do a better job, but you've spared me of having to watch it again. THANK YOU. -[[User:parlortrix|parlortrix]] October 18, 2010 12:13 AM CST

* The description of the teat especially in this article is fantastic. Well played, Xavier orona. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 04:40, 19 October 2010 (PDT)

isn't there an episode of American Dad where Steve gets pregnant or something. Possible inspiration?

100 2281

2010-10-15T06:04:57Z

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'''100 2281''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 15 October 2010. In it, he shows us how he acts drunk, guzzling down [[alcohol]] with great abandon and dressing up and speaking like a [[niggo|"gangsta"]]. Though, the way he speaks sounds more like Cleveland Brown of [[The Cleveland Show]] and [[Family Guy]] fame.

During the video, Chris looks like he is about to cry while he's telling off Lars.
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100 2281

2010-10-15T06:04:08Z

PaperbackWriter:

'''100 2281''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 15 October 2010. In it, he shows us how he acts drunk, guzzling down [[alcohol]] with great abandon and dressing up and speaking like a [[niggo|"gangsta"]]. Though, the way he speaks sounds more like Cleveland Brown of [[The Cleveland Show]] and [[Family Guy]] fame.

During the video, it seems that Chris is about to cry while telling off Lars.
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Talk:100 2281

2010-10-15T05:52:28Z

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i don't want to live on the same planet as this manchild. 
--[[User:Ano de freshman|Ano de freshman]] 22:34, 14 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:100 2281

2010-10-15T05:48:59Z

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i don't want to live on the same planet as this manchild. 
--[[User:Ano de freshman|Ano de freshman]] 22:34, 14 October 2010 (PDT)

is he crying towards the end of the video?

Talk:I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat

2010-10-15T05:44:28Z

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Been a while since I done one of these. I'll try to transcribe this shit. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:16, 14 October 2010 (PDT)
:Well, I can't understand this. I'm useless as usual! [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:22, 14 October 2010 (PDT)
::Actually, looking it over myself, that's pretty much it, Clyde! Seriously, he needs to stop with the horrible accents.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 22:37, 14 October 2010 (PDT)

== Should there be a link to Chris and Hypocrisy when he starts talking about "the homos" ==

in the xbox is okay video he says that homos are alright

Talk:A Hike

2010-10-11T03:01:14Z

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Transcribed. Missed a few words, such as what he has in addition to his phone and camera and the word he used to describe the woodland theater. [[User:Mupkids|Mupkids]] 19:49, 9 October 2010 (PDT)

*Pretty sure he's saying "OFF!," as in the brand of insect repellant. The second unintelligible might be Palmer, since I think he's talking about the [http://www.monticello.org/parkway/woodlandtheater.html Palmer Woodland Theater]. --[[User:GrannyT|GrannyT]] 21:35, 9 October 2010 (PDT)

In the first few seconds of the video it sounds like he's saying "waking" insead of "making" [[User:MoarDesu|MoarDesu]] 20:50, 9 October 2010 (PDT)

What "Carter family" is he talking about?--[[User:Svek|Švek]] 21:04, 9 October 2010 (PDT)
*Considering he mentions the Carter name after reaching the overlook, he's probably referring to [http://www.monticello.org/parkway/carter.html this]. [[User:Tadahima|Tadahima]] 23:47, 9 October 2010 (PDT)

To whomever wrote it, 59 miles is NOT less than one kilometre. Hell, one mile is more than one kilometre. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 02:09, 10 October 2010 (PDT)
*Oh wait, my glasses weren't on. Derp. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 02:12, 10 October 2010 (PDT)
*I wrote it. 0.59 miles is about 950 meters, or a little over ten football field lengths. --[[User:Riley_Martin|'''Uhh… this is Riley Martin.''' O-Qua Tangin Wann]] 10:58, 10 October 2010 (PDT)

[[Wes Iseli|Wes]] commented on the video [http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments=1&v=37pXWB9rjBU (Search "WesIseli")] . Any thoughts? Should we be adding that bit of info here and/or on the main article of him? I'd do it but I'm too damn tired to think up a concise description --[[User:Nechita|Nechita]] 11:53, 10 October 2010 (PDT)
*You could say "Wes commented on the video and told Chris to get a job, proving he doesn't know our man-child very well". By the way, is it really the Wes Iseli or is it just someone using the name?[[User:Svek|Švek]] 12:06, 10 October 2010 (PDT)
**I doubt Wes Iseli gives two shits about Chris, it's most likely someone posing as him. [[User:EtonpilfAnetah|EtonpilfAnetah]] 12:46, 10 October 2010 (PDT)
:*The one that posted on that video is not the same wes as that is listed on his page here. It could still be Wes using a different account but I doubt it. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 12:48, 10 October 2010 (PDT)
::*It's a fake account god damn it. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 12:53, 10 October 2010 (PDT)

After getting a data processing error two times, I successfully put in the time code. I've learned that I shouldn't leave the edit window open for a long time. I copy-pasted my edits to the article, which saved me from wasting ten minutes putting in the edits again. From now on, I'll use NotePad to transcribe and paste the text into the article. --[[User:Vofdoom38|VofDoom38]] 18:52, 10 October 2010 (PDT)

== Did chris learn that moss grows on the north side of a tree from Sonic Sez? ==

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CY85z3rKp0&feature=related]

Talk:ECV 00001

2010-10-10T15:01:57Z

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Transcribed, needs tweaking on a few lines. [[User:Mupkids|Mupkids]] 18:31, 9 October 2010 (PDT)

The PSeye is needed for any of the Move games, so expect video quality to take a dive in the near future. --[[User:Captkrisma|Captkrisma]] 18:50, 9 October 2010 (PDT)

==Wikipedia==

Aside from mentioning Wikipedia, a lot of the shit he says comes right from [[Wikipedia:Cherokee|the Wikipedia Cherokee entry]]. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 18:58, 9 October 2010 (PDT)

== PlayStation Move? ==

As if that fat fuck is going to “move” for anything. Also, we should make a note that he spent $100 for the accessory using his [[Monthly tugboat|check meant for his “disability”]]. (Monthly tugboat tag?) --[[User:Riley_Martin|'''Uhh… this is Riley Martin.''' O-Qua Tangin Wann]] 00:16, 10 October 2010 (PDT)
:Perhaps that would be best suited for a separate [[PS Move of Fail]] page. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 00:53, 10 October 2010 (PDT)

== Spelling ==

When he spells out 'Cherokee', according to the transcription he misses an E. However, one can clearly hear that the video skips at that point- as such, while Chris certainly makes some (a lot of) errors in grammar, he got the spelling right this time. I'll be correcting the transcription now, feel free to revert it if I'm wrong about this. [[User:Doctor Nuriel|Doctor Nuriel]] 02:49, 10 October 2010 (PDT)
:I, for one, definitely hear kind of an "eh--" between the H and the R. I think it just skipped. If it were up to me, I'd say he said E. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 03:59, 10 October 2010 (PDT)

==Might be related to Lars?==

Here's a line I find reveleating in this video "''Hey, we're with you on this one dude we're with you on this one dudes.''. To who the hell he's talking to? Why Chris chose to do his "Retard Native" routine now? Why he goes all "Ghetto" at the end? I do believe this video is directed at Lars. I bet he sent him a e-mail with a line talking about slavery and the achievement of African-Americans. Am I wrong? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:49, 10 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:ECV 00001

2010-10-10T15:01:30Z

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Talk:100 2270

2010-10-08T01:43:31Z

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Transcribing...--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 15:40, 7 October 2010 (PDT)
*Can the transcriber please put in the discussion when they are transcribing so that multiple people don't transcribe...--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 15:54, 7 October 2010 (PDT)
*Sorry brah, try being quicker ;P Nah, I kid. But seriously. And I have a name. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 16:07, 7 October 2010 (PDT)
==Same person?==
Unless I'm missing something, he seems to think Alec Benson Leary and Liquid are the same person. Worth mentioning I guess. [[User:I Love Little Girls|I Love Little Girls]] 15:49, 7 October 2010 (PDT)
* Actually he's imitating Liquid imitating Alec Benson Leary. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 16:22, 7 October 2010 (PDT)
**I think he's alternating between the two. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 16:28, 7 October 2010 (PDT)
== British? ==

Are you sure Chris is trying to do a British accent in this one? Neither Alec nor Liquid are English, and he's saying he's from Pennsylvania (or, indeed, Philadelphia). It sounds to me like he's trying to imitate what he considers to be a nasal quality in Liquid's voice. --[[User:Radishchu|Radishchu]] 16:14, 7 October 2010 (PDT)
*Yeh, that's probably more accurate. To me it seems like he's poorly imitating Eric Cartman's voice from South Park. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 16:22, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

* Think I'll edit it if nobody minds. I really don't think it is an English accent, even by Chris' standards. --[[User:Radishchu|Radishchu]] 16:45, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

does anyone else notice that he sounds like an autistic, man-child version of Joe Pesci in this video?

Talk:100 2269

2010-10-08T01:37:17Z

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Transcribing :L [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 15:51, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

''"He mentions Jackie at least once in the video, saying he will "turn her on"."''
Those are lyrics from the song. They refer to drug-taking. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 16:10, 7 October 2010 (PDT)
:Re-added Jackie saga. Basically go listen to 4:20+ very carefully. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:27, 7 October 2010 (PDT)
:Boop, my bad. Beg your pardon. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 16:36, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

Wait, did he say "I'm ''Bob'' McCartney?--[[User:Svek|Švek]] 17:32, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

lol Jackie said she likes the ROLLING STONES not the Beatles CHIRS!

Talk:100 2266

2010-10-05T19:44:13Z

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I'll give this one the old college try with a transcript. [[User:Admiral Klank|Admiral Klank]] 21:21, 4 October 2010 (PDT)

-Alright I don't know how good the transcription came out. It is my first one so I hope it was okay. Feel free to make any adjustments. There was maybe one or two words I didn't catch when he did the retarded Grimace voice so if anyone caught those feel free to toss them in. [[User:Admiral Klank|Admiral Klank]] 22:05, 4 October 2010 (PDT)

Fuck it, man. I'm done with Chris. Shit's getting too real for me. - [[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 21:33, 4 October 2010 (PDT)
:*okay, you know what, i'm going to keep track of what useless posts people make on a page. then we can start issuing warnings/bans [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:17, 4 October 2010 (PDT)

Is it just me or is Chrissy tapping out "Bingo was his nameo" on the whammy bar when he first pulls out the gitar of fail
--[[User:Tspeedo|Tspeedo]] 03:22, 5 October 2010 (PDT)

Is it worth mentioning that Chris got the notion of Grimace being autistic from an episode of [[Family Guy]]? Clip [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnODi5eGc7Y&feature=related here]. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 06:29, 5 October 2010 (PDT)
:Yes.--[[User:Svek|Švek]] 07:43, 5 October 2010 (PDT)

there should be a link to Chris and Sex_Bestiality when he says "I would never do that to any animals" but in that IRC chat he said "I can imagine myself doing it with a collie at least. you know, like Lassie."

Talk:100 2261.MOV

2010-10-02T00:41:50Z

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Is there an article about all the bullshit chris has said to try to get china? Nothing on the China page. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 14:38, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

Commencing transcription. --[[User:KHLDFS|KHLDFS]] 15:00, 1 October 2010 (PDT)
*Never mind, my power went out just as I was about to save the page. Some one else took care of it.--[[User:KHLDFS|KHLDFS]] 15:49, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

I swear Chris-chan will do anything for china and I mean anything. [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 15:08, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

Am I mistaken or does Chris scoff after "even that shocked Michael"? [[User:DirtyCrappedBriefs|DirtyCrappedBriefs]] 16:39, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

== A couple of things ==

First of all, Chris STILL doesn't know why he was banned from the GAMe PLACe he just brings up the whole "Wii incident" he mentioned in his Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean and he doesn't say why what he did was wrong he almost like defended himself saying that he was helping the other Pokemon League Members get the two Pokemon.

Also, Chris and Jackie aren't in a relationship right? Chris fucked it up and probably realized that Jackie was the only organism in the universe that actually considered of letting Chris fuck her. So is he like trying to show her that he's grown up with the whole Xbox is okay video and this one?

CWCki talk:Help

2010-09-17T03:12:48Z

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== Spelling consistencies ==

I'm not sure where else to ask this, but I'm a bit curious as to what the "correct" spelling of okay/OK is on the CWCki. In a lot of the transcriptions it's used both ways. I'm sure it can be used both ways, but is there a preferred spelling to use for consistency? How about for All right/Alright too, while I'm asking? --[[User:Paperback|Paperback]] 22:26, 17 July 2010 (UTC)
*Don't be a lazy shit. It's "okay" and "all right". [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 22:53, 17 July 2010 (UTC)
**You got it. I may go through the transcripts and change them. Also I just realized I didn't mean to post this on the talk page. Derp. --[[User:Paperback|Paperback]] 23:32, 17 July 2010 (UTC)

CWCki talk:Help

2010-09-16T22:41:16Z

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CWCki:Technical

2010-09-16T22:39:08Z

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{{Community Portal}}

For discussion of errors, extensions, and technical stuff in general(yes we know about the 500 errors).

== upgraded to 1.16.0 ==

seems like all the obvious stuff is fixed but if there are any missing extensions you need please let me know --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 02:39, 2 August 2010 (PDT)

==Audio hosting==
Seeing as how some of the audio recordings that we link to on some pages have been removed from their file hosting sites, I was thinking maybe instead of having people download audio we simply host it here CWCiki side. An example of what I am talking about can be found here.[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:FDR_speech.ogg] [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 10:14, 3 August 2010 (PDT)
: This could be doable, but needs server configuration. From user's point of view, it could be a simple matter of converting the files to Ogg Vorbis and uploading them here. Currently, the upload page doesn't accept .ogg files, and files are limited to 7 MB. In order to make the in-browser support work, we'd need the [http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:OggHandler OggHandler extension] (which needs ffmpeg and other leet stuff installed on the server as well). --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 03:12, 6 August 2010 (PDT)

==Apache Module versus CGI==
I've been a long time lurker, but the prevalence of 500 Internal Server Errors has prompted me to register an account. I've lurked and searched the CWCki to see if this has been suggested, but I didn't see anyone bring up this potential solution. So I apologize if I'm offering a redundant suggestion. These error messages seem to suggest to me that the Wiki software is running on CGI. A lot of CGI-related performance issues can be remedied by running PHP via an Apache module, rather than as a CGI binary. The PHP CGI binary is invoked, processes a script, and then shuts down every time a page is requested. Apache modules are continuous, thread safe processes (thread safety can be build dependent). I'm not sure if this hosting provider offers such a configuration option, but it may be worth looking into one that does if this becomes an increasingly prominent issue. FastCGI may be a worthwhile alternative to the current configuration if an Apache module is not an option because of some inherent limitations with Wiki software. [[User:Sheex|Sheex]] 10:28, 24 August 2010 (PDT)

CWCki:Technical

2010-09-16T22:29:25Z

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CWCki:Technical

2010-09-16T22:29:02Z

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User:PaperbackWriter

2010-09-16T22:07:53Z

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Talk:Song for Jackie.MOV

2010-09-16T21:38:48Z

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Oh my heavenly God... --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 13:47, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

Transcribing, should be done soonish? - [[User:Boop|Boop]] 13:54, 16 September 2010 (PDT)
:Arrr, ya beat me, ya scurvy scallawag! Anyways; Un-fucking-beleivable. It's the 'Falling Towers' video all over again.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 13:56, 16 September 2010 (PDT)
::Done transcribing...jesusfuck. There's parts of it I couldn't really make out, sorry guys. - [[User:Boop|Boop]] 14:26, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

Chris is BACK!--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 13:57, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

Evidently, Chris has no idea how racist this is and how doubly creepy it is. Mr. Popo is so creepy that DBZ Abridged made it a running joke. [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 13:58, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

Is that what the japanese think Arabs look like?--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 14:03, 16 September 2010 (PDT)
: http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Popo That's all it says (and what it says is pretty damning), I suppose you'd have to ask Akira.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 14:13, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

I've got a vague transcription, I'll stick it on the page but there are quite a few [unintelligable]s and I am a n00b so forgive me. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 14:06, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

I believe he's actually sort of cosplaying [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Popo#Mr._Popo Mr. Popo], a minor character from DragonBall Z. --[[User:ErsatzHouse|ErsatzHouse]] 14:15, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

for the ending part it sounded to me like "ain't no saiyans on the fiddle", am i alone in thinking this --[[User:Phlegethon|Phlegethon]] 14:21, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

==Song?==
Can we get the sauce on the song playing in the background?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 14:08, 16 September 2010 (PDT)
:"Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" by Crash Test Dummies. [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 14:14, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

== Should there be a link for chris and his ego? ==

In his lyrics whiles he's whining about his life story he says "But bullies who '''were jealous''' of his material things"