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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Pappy StrideRite: just me&lt;/p&gt;
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		<title>Chris and kindness</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Pappy StrideRite: /* Chris and his morality */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Articleofthenow}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I Knew they were trolls, but they had Good Intentions, and they were genuinely Kind Individuals. I am not listening to your bull shit.| Chris showing that he prefers kindness over reason.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1203943388552318977&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|For I am ze kind and compassionate Chrrristine Chandler! | Chris, proclaiming his kindness and [[A New, Fun Trick|his ability to roll his R's]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Cwcconvnetioncard.jpeg|thumb|200px|&amp;quot;Show me kindness and fun: I smile for you all!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Despite all of his moments of [[Chris and anger|rage]], [[Death threats|death threats]], [[lies]], and... [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay|yuck]], Chris does have a soft side, and he is not afraid to show it. As of recently, he will more often than not be motivated to act '''kind''' towards other people, even towards complete strangers. Due to his [[autism]] and upbringing making it difficult to empathize with others, these attempts are often awkward and occasionally cross the line to disrespect. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has also shown a number of times that due to his facade of kindness to others, he can very easily be [[Chris and manipulation|manipulated]] by other people, as he rarely questions anyone's intentions beforehand, as that would be the &amp;quot;unkind&amp;quot; thing to do. This shows that Chris seems to have a stronger appeal to just being kind to people for its own sake, rather than so that he can be more approachable, as he cannot distinguish when it is most appropriate to accept an offer vs politely declining it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Chris and his morality ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Chris' Big Dilema.jpg|thumb|Chris conflicting with his morality and his desires at the same time|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Template:See also|2021#July_2021}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;Before you continue reading this article, be aware that '''''the Chris described below''''' evolved into [[Incest|a literal Mother Fucker]] on [[June_2021|the 27th of June, 2021]] and &amp;quot;every three days&amp;quot; until Chris was finally ordered out of [[Barbara_Chandler|Barb]]'s house on [[July_2021|the 30th of July]] by Social Services. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Revising this page will be a difficult task. Altering this older portrait of our &amp;quot;selfish but harmless idiot&amp;quot; would make it harder to illustrate the changes in [[Transgender|her]], and the [[CPU_Blue_Heart|Goddess Blue Heart]]'s [[Messiah_complex|ability to justify all her actions]], [[Chris_and_sex#Rape|however depraved]].&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Like his beliefs on [[Chris and religion|religion]] and [[Chris and gender|gender]], Chris's stance on morality is difficult to interpret. Chris often claims that he is a kind, good-natured, saintly person that doesn't deserve scorn. To a certain extent, he's right, but for all of the wrong reasons.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Despite what one may think about Chris, the reality is that he is relatively harmless and is somewhat capable of distinguishing right and wrong. But that is only scratching the surface, as Chris's selfishness and [[Naïve|naivete]] often turn out to be the main culprits behind him doing immoral actions, rather than true malevolence.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
One infamous example of this behavior is when he foolishly drew and uploaded [[SheCameForCWC.jpg]] onto Encyclopedia Dramatica as a means to combat all of the pictures of [[duck]]s and [[pickle]]s he found on the site, as well as to [[Homos#Fear of being a homo|prove his straightness]], not thinking about how [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] might respond to being depicted in such an undignified manner in a shoddily drawn piece of porn. Megan, who was looking for just about any reason to stop talking to Chris,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Initial_post&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; was understandably revolted. However, what cements the fact that his naivete was partly responsible is how Chris tried to explain to Megan what happened in the picture itself, thinking that she was inexperienced with [[Chris and sex|sex]], and didn't understand what was going on, rather than the obvious fact that she was depicted in such a demeaning situation, and that Chris obviously wants to pound her. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Whoever Chris acts kindly to depends on who he would classify as [[Gal-Pals|his &amp;quot;friends&amp;quot;]] and [[Trolls|his &amp;quot;enemies&amp;quot;.]] If someone gets in the way of whatever he wants to do, or he shifts the blame on someone else for his own fails, Chris will deem that someone as a troll that wants nothing more of him than to make him miserable, showing very little respect of whoever inconvenienced him. Whoever Chris doesn't classify as a troll or feels &amp;quot;temporarily&amp;quot; joined the side of the trolls are his friends. Typically, Chris will attempt to befriend internet celebrities and staff members of the media he enjoys.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Empathy ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has a very warped understanding of empathy. This could be attributed to his autism, as autistic people generally have difficulty empathizing with others, although Chris's case has much more to do with his upbringing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Motivations for doing good ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Love Quest]] and [[gal pals]]===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Doopie White Knights Chris.jpg|thumb|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While socializing with his alleged pals, Chris always takes the time to act as kind as possible to them, to the point where it becomes downright disturbing. Unsurprisingly, Chris has used Social Media as a means of continuing his [[Love Quest]] and finding the [[sweetheart]] he has desired for over a decade. Because of that, most of the people [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|Chris attempts to befriend are girls]], with and [[Boyfriend-Free Girl|without boyfriends]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In terms of friendships on social media, whenever he feels he's up the creek without a paddle, Chris will almost always doubt that he is in any way responsible for anybody turning against him because, in his eyes, he is too kind for anyone to simply block him on Twitter or to be hated by the masses, and instead [[Chris and remorse|shifts the blame on the trolls]]. This coupled with the fact that Chris refuses to see the worst out of his friends unless he gets the hint that they denied access to their [[china]] makes it sound even more disturbing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Defending others===&lt;br /&gt;
As mentioned above with the Doopie saga, Chris has a tendency to believe he is doing good when in reality, he isn't. A common motivation for doing what he believes to be good is so that he can 'defend' someone he thinks is close to him; Chris has demonstrated this numerous times with Troll-created [[Sweethearts]], such as attempting to 'defend' [[Julie]] from [[Clyde Cash]] in voice chat sessions, then [[Ohio Trip|driving all the way to Cleveland]] in his belief that she would be there. Chris has also attempted to shift the focus of [[Weening]] against Doopie to himself in his [[HarassCWCdirectly|Twitter campaign]], when in reality the situation, far less serious than he thought it was, could have been resolved had Chris simply quieted down.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Avoiding trouble===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In other instances, Chris will only act kindly to people to avoid getting into trouble. Whenever he tries to apologize to anyone, it's usually for reasons such as getting his [[PSN]] account back, or in an attempt to get back into places he was banned from.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Personal benefit===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In general, the reason for Chris's acting kindly towards others is his thinking that doing so is the best way to manipulate them into doing whatever he wants them to. This is possibly due to his misunderstanding of simple etiquette and manners.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== How Chris demonstrates kindness ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Chris and remorse|Apologizing]]&lt;br /&gt;
|As mentioned above, Chris has a very limited understanding of empathy. On the rare occasions in which Chris admits his misdeeds and apologizes for them, ulterior motives are usually, if not always, present.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_negotiation&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This is in part to his upbringing&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Borb&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and otherwise due to other things such as [[autism]], all of which limit his ability to understand empathy. Curiously, Chris seems to lack the tendency to over-apologize for things, a trait known to be found in people on the spectrum, and normally will remain obstinate and particularly stubborn in his opinions unless forced to admit he was wrong, or if apologizing for some self-serving purpose.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Using pet names&lt;br /&gt;
|To refer to a gal-pal in a &amp;quot;kind&amp;quot; nonsexual manner, Chris will often refer to them as either [[Darling|&amp;quot;darling&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;dear&amp;quot;]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/LadyOfTheCosmo&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; However, since Chris obviously doesn't understand how creepy it is to refer to a girl he's just met on the internet as a &amp;quot;darling&amp;quot;, most girls who talk to Chris online will be set off by Chris's misuse of the word. &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Gift-giving&lt;br /&gt;
|Chris has shown several times his belief that kindness can be equated to simply furnishing others with luxuries such as video games, movies, comic books and other such gifts, not realising that charity alone is not the only virtue required to be considered kind. Perhaps the most noticeable instance of this was during his friendship with [[Megan]], in which he carried out a protracted program of gift-giving practically right up to [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|the moment it all came crashing down.]] The [[Idea Guys]] [[Chris and manipulation|manipulated]] this aspect of Chris's beliefs on kindness to have him be extorted into providing them with vast sums of money, alongside brand new video games and consoles, as revealed by invoices provided by Chris to the [[Guard Dogs]] during the early stages of [[Guard Dogs#Extortion|Operation Kingsnake]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Genuine acts of kindness ==&lt;br /&gt;
During [[Liquid Chris]] saga, Chris wanted to get Liquid arrested, and therefore placing him in prison. However, after talking with [[Kacey]], he decided that he &amp;quot;would hate to see you in jail, out of respect, and of care, because she would be heartbroken.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CHRIS!!!_CHANDLER!!!&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; It's worth mentioning that only a few seconds later, he threatens to get him tried in court, so this should be taken with a grain of salt.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris once participated in raising funds for [[Alex's Lemonade Stand]], a charity program that works to raise awareness of childhood cancer. Although he did it in memory of his [[Bob Chandler|deceased father]], who actually passed away as a result of heart disease rather than cancer, it was still considered a positive contribution Chris made to society. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He also donated to Red Cross in the wake of Hurricane Harvey in September 2017.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== See also ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris and remorse]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== References ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Chris and}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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{{quote|I Knew they were trolls, but they had Good Intentions, and they were genuinely Kind Individuals. I am not listening to your bull shit.| Chris showing that he prefers kindness over reason.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1203943388552318977&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|For I am ze kind and compassionate Chrrristine Chandler! | Chris, proclaiming his kindness and [[A New, Fun Trick|his ability to roll his R's]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Cwcconvnetioncard.jpeg|thumb|200px|&amp;quot;Show me kindness and fun: I smile for you all!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Despite all of his moments of [[Chris and anger|rage]], [[Death threats|death threats]], [[lies]], and... [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay|yuck]], Chris does have a soft side, and he is not afraid to show it. As of recently, he will more often than not be motivated to act '''kind''' towards other people, even towards complete strangers. Due to his [[autism]] and upbringing making it difficult to empathize with others, these attempts are often awkward and occasionally cross the line to disrespect. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has also shown a number of times that due to his facade of kindness to others, he can very easily be [[Chris and manipulation|manipulated]] by other people, as he rarely questions anyone's intentions beforehand, as that would be the &amp;quot;unkind&amp;quot; thing to do. This shows that Chris seems to have a stronger appeal to just being kind to people for its own sake, rather than so that he can be more approachable, as he cannot distinguish when it is most appropriate to accept an offer vs politely declining it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Chris and his morality ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Chris' Big Dilema.jpg|thumb|Chris conflicting with his morality and his desires at the same time|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Template:See also|2021#July_2021}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Before you continue reading this article, be aware that '''''the Chris described below''''' evolved into [[Incest|a literal Mother Fucker]] on [[June_2021|the 27th of June, 2021]] and &amp;quot;every three days&amp;quot; until Chris was finally ordered out of [[Barbara_Chandler|Barb]]'s house on [[July_2021|the 30th of July]] by Social Services. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Revising this page will be a difficult task. Altering this older portrait of our &amp;quot;selfish but harmless idiot&amp;quot; would make it harder to illustrate the changes in [[Transgender|her]], and the [[CPU_Blue_Heart|Goddess Blue Heart]]'s [[Messiah_complex|ability to justify all her actions]], [[Chris_and_sex#Rape|however depraved]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Like his beliefs on [[Chris and religion|religion]] and [[Chris and gender|gender]], Chris's stance on morality is difficult to interpret. Chris often claims that he is a kind, good-natured, saintly person that doesn't deserve scorn. To a certain extent, he's right, but for all of the wrong reasons.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Despite what one may think about Chris, the reality is that he is relatively harmless and is somewhat capable of distinguishing right and wrong. But that is only scratching the surface, as Chris's selfishness and [[Naïve|naivete]] often turn out to be the main culprits behind him doing immoral actions, rather than true malevolence.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
One infamous example of this behavior is when he foolishly drew and uploaded [[SheCameForCWC.jpg]] onto Encyclopedia Dramatica as a means to combat all of the pictures of [[duck]]s and [[pickle]]s he found on the site, as well as to [[Homos#Fear of being a homo|prove his straightness]], not thinking about how [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] might respond to being depicted in such an undignified manner in a shoddily drawn piece of porn. Megan, who was looking for just about any reason to stop talking to Chris,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Initial_post&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; was understandably revolted. However, what cements the fact that his naivete was partly responsible is how Chris tried to explain to Megan what happened in the picture itself, thinking that she was inexperienced with [[Chris and sex|sex]], and didn't understand what was going on, rather than the obvious fact that she was depicted in such a demeaning situation, and that Chris obviously wants to pound her. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Whoever Chris acts kindly to depends on who he would classify as [[Gal-Pals|his &amp;quot;friends&amp;quot;]] and [[Trolls|his &amp;quot;enemies&amp;quot;.]] If someone gets in the way of whatever he wants to do, or he shifts the blame on someone else for his own fails, Chris will deem that someone as a troll that wants nothing more of him than to make him miserable, showing very little respect of whoever inconvenienced him. Whoever Chris doesn't classify as a troll or feels &amp;quot;temporarily&amp;quot; joined the side of the trolls are his friends. Typically, Chris will attempt to befriend internet celebrities and staff members of the media he enjoys.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Empathy ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has a very warped understanding of empathy. This could be attributed to his autism, as autistic people generally have difficulty empathizing with others, although Chris's case has much more to do with his upbringing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Motivations for doing good ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Love Quest]] and [[gal pals]]===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Doopie White Knights Chris.jpg|thumb|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While socializing with his alleged pals, Chris always takes the time to act as kind as possible to them, to the point where it becomes downright disturbing. Unsurprisingly, Chris has used Social Media as a means of continuing his [[Love Quest]] and finding the [[sweetheart]] he has desired for over a decade. Because of that, most of the people [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|Chris attempts to befriend are girls]], with and [[Boyfriend-Free Girl|without boyfriends]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In terms of friendships on social media, whenever he feels he's up the creek without a paddle, Chris will almost always doubt that he is in any way responsible for anybody turning against him because, in his eyes, he is too kind for anyone to simply block him on Twitter or to be hated by the masses, and instead [[Chris and remorse|shifts the blame on the trolls]]. This coupled with the fact that Chris refuses to see the worst out of his friends unless he gets the hint that they denied access to their [[china]] makes it sound even more disturbing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Defending others===&lt;br /&gt;
As mentioned above with the Doopie saga, Chris has a tendency to believe he is doing good when in reality, he isn't. A common motivation for doing what he believes to be good is so that he can 'defend' someone he thinks is close to him; Chris has demonstrated this numerous times with Troll-created [[Sweethearts]], such as attempting to 'defend' [[Julie]] from [[Clyde Cash]] in voice chat sessions, then [[Ohio Trip|driving all the way to Cleveland]] in his belief that she would be there. Chris has also attempted to shift the focus of [[Weening]] against Doopie to himself in his [[HarassCWCdirectly|Twitter campaign]], when in reality the situation, far less serious than he thought it was, could have been resolved had Chris simply quieted down.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Avoiding trouble===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In other instances, Chris will only act kindly to people to avoid getting into trouble. Whenever he tries to apologize to anyone, it's usually for reasons such as getting his [[PSN]] account back, or in an attempt to get back into places he was banned from.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Personal benefit===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In general, the reason for Chris's acting kindly towards others is his thinking that doing so is the best way to manipulate them into doing whatever he wants them to. This is possibly due to his misunderstanding of simple etiquette and manners.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== How Chris demonstrates kindness ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Chris and remorse|Apologizing]]&lt;br /&gt;
|As mentioned above, Chris has a very limited understanding of empathy. On the rare occasions in which Chris admits his misdeeds and apologizes for them, ulterior motives are usually, if not always, present.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_negotiation&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This is in part to his upbringing&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Borb&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and otherwise due to other things such as [[autism]], all of which limit his ability to understand empathy. Curiously, Chris seems to lack the tendency to over-apologize for things, a trait known to be found in people on the spectrum, and normally will remain obstinate and particularly stubborn in his opinions unless forced to admit he was wrong, or if apologizing for some self-serving purpose.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Using pet names&lt;br /&gt;
|To refer to a gal-pal in a &amp;quot;kind&amp;quot; nonsexual manner, Chris will often refer to them as either [[Darling|&amp;quot;darling&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;dear&amp;quot;]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/LadyOfTheCosmo&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; However, since Chris obviously doesn't understand how creepy it is to refer to a girl he's just met on the internet as a &amp;quot;darling&amp;quot;, most girls who talk to Chris online will be set off by Chris's misuse of the word. &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Gift-giving&lt;br /&gt;
|Chris has shown several times his belief that kindness can be equated to simply furnishing others with luxuries such as video games, movies, comic books and other such gifts, not realising that charity alone is not the only virtue required to be considered kind. Perhaps the most noticeable instance of this was during his friendship with [[Megan]], in which he carried out a protracted program of gift-giving practically right up to [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|the moment it all came crashing down.]] The [[Idea Guys]] [[Chris and manipulation|manipulated]] this aspect of Chris's beliefs on kindness to have him be extorted into providing them with vast sums of money, alongside brand new video games and consoles, as revealed by invoices provided by Chris to the [[Guard Dogs]] during the early stages of [[Guard Dogs#Extortion|Operation Kingsnake]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Genuine acts of kindness ==&lt;br /&gt;
During [[Liquid Chris]] saga, Chris wanted to get Liquid arrested, and therefore placing him in prison. However, after talking with [[Kacey]], he decided that he &amp;quot;would hate to see you in jail, out of respect, and of care, because she would be heartbroken.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CHRIS!!!_CHANDLER!!!&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; It's worth mentioning that only a few seconds later, he threatens to get him tried in court, so this should be taken with a grain of salt.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris once participated in raising funds for [[Alex's Lemonade Stand]], a charity program that works to raise awareness of childhood cancer. Although he did it in memory of his [[Bob Chandler|deceased father]], who actually passed away as a result of heart disease rather than cancer, it was still considered a positive contribution Chris made to society. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He also donated to Red Cross in the wake of Hurricane Harvey in September 2017.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== See also ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris and remorse]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== References ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Chris and}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Pappy StrideRite</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Dungeons_and_Dragons&amp;diff=244789</id>
		<title>Dungeons and Dragons</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Dungeons_and_Dragons&amp;diff=244789"/>
		<updated>2020-07-23T22:01:12Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Pappy StrideRite: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{quote|I am making good progress on my D&amp;amp;D Sheet. Also, on average, a Sonichu or Rosechu can run about 765 mph, and I did the math to figure out how that translates into feet per Breath. We and Sonic can [[Sonichu's Edge|dash over 3,700 feet in a single breath]]. I did this on my own merit and skill.😊|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1223076163595186177&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Chris Chan Sonicleric.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris Chan Sonicleric as a [[TSSSF]] card.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Dungeons and Dragons''' is a popular fantasy role-playing game, considered the father of modern RPGs. Chris picked up interest in the game during Winter of 2019 after [[ProjectSNT]] cited it as inspiration for her redesign of [[Wild Sonichu]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He tried to convince local card game shop [[The End Games]] to unban him in order for him to learn to play (while insisting that their meetup group at a local restaurant was not good enough); however the shop stood their ground.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[The End Games#Demands to be unbanned]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris eventually learned to play from a local group of what he believes to be are friends.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[February 2020 social media posts#D&amp;amp;D]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Dimensional beliefs==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|[[Polyamorous marriage|We]], personally, are in of need of better help in [[1218|this restrictive Dimension]] that has been now getting in-flowing Magics and Powers now, and better so, Presently. I need the help that ONLY the staff and past/present patrons of [[The End Games|@TheEndGames]] can provide.|Chris claims learning how to play D&amp;amp;D will assist with the Dimensional Merge.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In order to rationalize his [[Chris and anger|triggering]] over ProjectSNT's redesigns, Chris dreamed up the [[CS-89]] dimension [[ProjectSNT#Rationalizations and attempts to get SNT to respond|in a meditation session]] on 11 [[December 2019]]. Dimension CS-89 is supposedly the Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons-esque version of [[C-197]] that is home to Plutia and Peashy from ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'', the redesigns, and Chris's D&amp;amp;D character, Chris Chan Sonicleric. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In his tweets, Chris believed that his triggering was caused by a disturbance in the CS-89 dimension. What kind of &amp;quot;disturbance&amp;quot; hasn't been disclosed by Chris, but he stated migrations of peoples and items from CS-89, alongside entire dungeons via heavy magic, came into C-197. Chris also came into the dimension as a Cleric to prevent &amp;quot;something really bad&amp;quot; from happening. Neither that nor how the migrations to C-197 worked have been disclosed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris also claims that Dungeons and Dragons is one of the events that will lead to the [[Dimensional Merge]].&amp;lt;ref name=merge&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1224601569393553409&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Character sheet==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris posted an in-progress character sheet to Twitter on 30 January 2020. As with his [[art]], the sheet is written in pen. A few entries are corrected with Wite-Out tape.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He considers work on the sheet to be [[meditation]].&amp;lt;ref name=merge&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+CLASS &amp;amp; LEVEL&lt;br /&gt;
|Cleric Ranger 23&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+BACKGROUND&lt;br /&gt;
|Mix&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+RACE&lt;br /&gt;
|Sonichu/Human&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+ALIGNMENT&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Law|Neutral Good]]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+INITIATIVE&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;+3&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+SPEED&lt;br /&gt;
|3,736 Feet&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+HIT DICE&lt;br /&gt;
|1d8 + 1d10&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+ATTACKS AND SPELLCASTING&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! NAME&lt;br /&gt;
! ATK BONUS&lt;br /&gt;
! DAMAGE/TYPE&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Pocket knife|Longsword]]&lt;br /&gt;
| &lt;br /&gt;
|1d8 Slashing&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Crossbow, Hand&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|1d6 Piercing&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Dual Shortsword&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|2d6 Piercing&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+FEATURES AND TRAITS&lt;br /&gt;
|Shelter of the Faithful, By Popular Demand, Rustic Hospitality, Guild Membership, Discovery, Position of Privilege, Researcher&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Transform Bonuses;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Pokémon|Mega Evolving]] with C.C. [[Sonichite]] adds +5 to ALL Bonuses (super).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
7 [[Sonic|Chaos Emerald]] transform to Hyper [[Chris Chan Sonichu]] adds +10 to ALL Bonuses.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Going HDD To [[CPU Blue Heart]] adds +5 to ALL Bonuses. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* I can't be Mega Evolved and Hyper Form at the same time&lt;br /&gt;
* I can be Mega Evolved OR Hyper Form while in either Normal Sonichu Form or CPU Form. Bonuses get combined in this instance (of CPU and Mega or Hyper).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Single Transformation lasts for one action.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Giant Killer, Steel Will, Land's Stride, Dual Wielder. Athlete,&lt;br /&gt;
Elemental Adept, Observant, War Caster, Spellcasting (Cleric + Ranger), Divine Domain (Knowledge, Life, Light), Channel Divinity, Turn/Destroy Undead (3) Divine Intervention, Favored Enemy, Natural Mountain Explorer, Two-Weapon Fighting&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+EQUIPMENT&lt;br /&gt;
|Longsword, Shield, Chain Shirt, Two Short-swords, Hand Crossbow, 20 Crossbow Bolts, Travelers Clothes, [[Sonichu Medallion]], C.C. [[Sonichite]], [[Magic stones|Celestial key]], Magic Wand, Magic Amp, [[Fanta|Elixer Bottle]], Pen, [[Magic Stones]];&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Backpack: Bedroll, Magnifying Glass, 50' Rope, 2 Spellbooks, 10 Potions, Painter Supplies, Blanket, DayRations (5), Mess Kit, Waterskin, Note Case, Signet Ring, Small Knife, Dice &amp;amp; Cards, Guild Letter&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:D&amp;amp;D character sheet1.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:D&amp;amp;D character sheet2.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:D&amp;amp;D character sheet3.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--The character is a level 15 cleric, level 8 ranger. Remember this before you add an incorrect flaw. --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
===Flaws===&lt;br /&gt;
Fans noted several flaws with Chris's character sheet.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Broken character.&lt;br /&gt;
*Abilities which don't exist in D&amp;amp;D, such as Mega-evolving from ''[[Pokémon]]'', with no homebrew explanation.&lt;br /&gt;
*Nonsensical speed. A single round of D&amp;amp;D lasts six seconds in-game. An average player moves 30 feet (9 metres) in that time, while Chris's character moves 3,700 feet (1.1 km) in that time.&lt;br /&gt;
*Starting at level 23, a level higher than god characters, quite fitting for his [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|delusions]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Only has 2 hit dice. A level 23 character would be expected to have a cumulative total of 23 hit dice.&lt;br /&gt;
*Overpowered transformation ability, giving himself a +5 or +10 bonus, enough to make it so that he would never lose at dice rolls unless rolling a one.&lt;br /&gt;
*Insufficient equipment. Chris has two swords and a crossbow, despite his character (Cleric/Ranger hybrid) not being optimized to wield either.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris listed a &amp;quot;Magic Wand&amp;quot; without understanding they are created with one particular spell that's cast by using 1 of 50 charges. This suggests that he thinks of it as a &amp;quot;Harry Potter&amp;quot; type of tool for channeling his wizardry through. This also shows that when he selected the item he did it without paying anything or even looking in a book, because wands are always listed with their spell and a price based on the power of that spell. He has a stick.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Prioritizing fluff about the character over skills, stats or feats.&lt;br /&gt;
*Attempt to homebrew a race (Sonichu).&lt;br /&gt;
*Clerics are only permitted one Divine Domain. Chris has chosen three (Knowledge, Life and Light).&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--Though he hasn't written it down, he chose the Hunter ranger archetype. That's where he got Giant Killer and Steel Will from. --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*He has the &amp;quot;Shelter of the Faithful&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;By Popular Demand&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Rustic Hospitality&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Guild Membership&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Discovery&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Position of Privilege&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Sage&amp;quot; features, which implies he took SEVEN backgrounds (Acolyte, Entertainer, [[Ego|Folk Hero]], Guild Artisan, Hermit, [[Anne Boleyn|Noble]] and Sage) instead of the permitted ONE.&lt;br /&gt;
*Has taken the Favored Enemy feat, but hasn't actually chosen a favored enemy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Hobbies]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Pappy StrideRite</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Dungeons_and_Dragons&amp;diff=244786</id>
		<title>Dungeons and Dragons</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Dungeons_and_Dragons&amp;diff=244786"/>
		<updated>2020-07-23T21:55:52Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Pappy StrideRite: added 'wand' to 'Flaws' section.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{quote|I am making good progress on my D&amp;amp;D Sheet. Also, on average, a Sonichu or Rosechu can run about 765 mph, and I did the math to figure out how that translates into feet per Breath. We and Sonic can [[Sonichu's Edge|dash over 3,700 feet in a single breath]]. I did this on my own merit and skill.😊|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1223076163595186177&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Chris Chan Sonicleric.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris Chan Sonicleric as a [[TSSSF]] card.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Dungeons and Dragons''' is a popular fantasy role-playing game, considered the father of modern RPGs. Chris picked up interest in the game during Winter of 2019 after [[ProjectSNT]] cited it as inspiration for her redesign of [[Wild Sonichu]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He tried to convince local card game shop [[The End Games]] to unban him in order for him to learn to play (while insisting that their meetup group at a local restaurant was not good enough); however the shop stood their ground.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[The End Games#Demands to be unbanned]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris eventually learned to play from a local group of what he believes to be are friends.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[February 2020 social media posts#D&amp;amp;D]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Dimensional beliefs==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|[[Polyamorous marriage|We]], personally, are in of need of better help in [[1218|this restrictive Dimension]] that has been now getting in-flowing Magics and Powers now, and better so, Presently. I need the help that ONLY the staff and past/present patrons of [[The End Games|@TheEndGames]] can provide.|Chris claims learning how to play D&amp;amp;D will assist with the Dimensional Merge.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In order to rationalize his [[Chris and anger|triggering]] over ProjectSNT's redesigns, Chris dreamed up the [[CS-89]] dimension [[ProjectSNT#Rationalizations and attempts to get SNT to respond|in a meditation session]] on 11 [[December 2019]]. Dimension CS-89 is supposedly the Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons-esque version of [[C-197]] that is home to Plutia and Peashy from ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'', the redesigns, and Chris's D&amp;amp;D character, Chris Chan Sonicleric. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In his tweets, Chris believed that his triggering was caused by a disturbance in the CS-89 dimension. What kind of &amp;quot;disturbance&amp;quot; hasn't been disclosed by Chris, but he stated migrations of peoples and items from CS-89, alongside entire dungeons via heavy magic, came into C-197. Chris also came into the dimension as a Cleric to prevent &amp;quot;something really bad&amp;quot; from happening. Neither that nor how the migrations to C-197 worked have been disclosed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris also claims that Dungeons and Dragons is one of the events that will lead to the [[Dimensional Merge]].&amp;lt;ref name=merge&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1224601569393553409&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Character sheet==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris posted an in-progress character sheet to Twitter on 30 January 2020. As with his [[art]], the sheet is written in pen. A few entries are corrected with Wite-Out tape.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He considers work on the sheet to be [[meditation]].&amp;lt;ref name=merge&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+CLASS &amp;amp; LEVEL&lt;br /&gt;
|Cleric Ranger 23&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+BACKGROUND&lt;br /&gt;
|Mix&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+RACE&lt;br /&gt;
|Sonichu/Human&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+ALIGNMENT&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Law|Neutral Good]]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+INITIATIVE&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;+3&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+SPEED&lt;br /&gt;
|3,736 Feet&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+HIT DICE&lt;br /&gt;
|1d8 + 1d10&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+ATTACKS AND SPELLCASTING&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! NAME&lt;br /&gt;
! ATK BONUS&lt;br /&gt;
! DAMAGE/TYPE&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Pocket knife|Longsword]]&lt;br /&gt;
| &lt;br /&gt;
|1d8 Slashing&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Crossbow, Hand&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|1d6 Piercing&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Dual Shortsword&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|2d6 Piercing&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+FEATURES AND TRAITS&lt;br /&gt;
|Shelter of the Faithful, By Popular Demand, Rustic Hospitality, Guild Membership, Discovery, Position of Privilege, Researcher&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Transform Bonuses;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Pokémon|Mega Evolving]] with C.C. [[Sonichite]] adds +5 to ALL Bonuses (super).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
7 [[Sonic|Chaos Emerald]] transform to Hyper [[Chris Chan Sonichu]] adds +10 to ALL Bonuses.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Going HDD To [[CPU Blue Heart]] adds +5 to ALL Bonuses. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* I can't be Mega Evolved and Hyper Form at the same time&lt;br /&gt;
* I can be Mega Evolved OR Hyper Form while in either Normal Sonichu Form or CPU Form. Bonuses get combined in this instance (of CPU and Mega or Hyper).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Single Transformation lasts for one action.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Giant Killer, Steel Will, Land's Stride, Dual Wielder. Athlete,&lt;br /&gt;
Elemental Adept, Observant, War Caster, Spellcasting (Cleric + Ranger), Divine Domain (Knowledge, Life, Light), Channel Divinity, Turn/Destroy Undead (3) Divine Intervention, Favored Enemy, Natural Mountain Explorer, Two-Weapon Fighting&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+EQUIPMENT&lt;br /&gt;
|Longsword, Shield, Chain Shirt, Two Short-swords, Hand Crossbow, 20 Crossbow Bolts, Travelers Clothes, [[Sonichu Medallion]], C.C. [[Sonichite]], [[Magic stones|Celestial key]], Magic Wand, Magic Amp, [[Fanta|Elixer Bottle]], Pen, [[Magic Stones]];&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Backpack: Bedroll, Magnifying Glass, 50' Rope, 2 Spellbooks, 10 Potions, Painter Supplies, Blanket, DayRations (5), Mess Kit, Waterskin, Note Case, Signet Ring, Small Knife, Dice &amp;amp; Cards, Guild Letter&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:D&amp;amp;D character sheet1.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:D&amp;amp;D character sheet2.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:D&amp;amp;D character sheet3.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--The character is a level 15 cleric, level 8 ranger. Remember this before you add an incorrect flaw. --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
===Flaws===&lt;br /&gt;
Fans noted several flaws with Chris's character sheet.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Broken character.&lt;br /&gt;
*Abilities which don't exist in D&amp;amp;D, such as Mega-evolving from ''[[Pokémon]]'', with no homebrew explanation.&lt;br /&gt;
*Nonsensical speed. A single round of D&amp;amp;D lasts six seconds in-game. An average player moves 30 feet (9 metres) in that time, while Chris's character moves 3,700 feet (1.1 km) in that time.&lt;br /&gt;
*Starting at level 23, a level higher than god characters, quite fitting for his [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|delusions]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Only has 2 hit dice. A level 23 character would be expected to have a cumulative total of 23 hit dice.&lt;br /&gt;
*Overpowered transformation ability, giving himself a +5 or +10 bonus, enough to make it so that he would never lose at dice rolls unless rolling a one.&lt;br /&gt;
*Insufficient equipment. Chris has two swords and a crossbow, despite his character (Cleric/Ranger hybrid) not being optimized to wield either.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris listed a &amp;quot;Magic Wand&amp;quot; seemingly without understanding they are created with one particular spell that can be cast by burning a charge. This suggests that he thinks of it as a &amp;quot;Harry Potter&amp;quot; type of tool for channeling his wizardry through. This also shows that when he selected the item he did it without paying anything or even looking in a book, because wands are always listed with their contained spell.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Prioritizing fluff about the character over skills, stats or feats.&lt;br /&gt;
*Attempt to homebrew a race (Sonichu).&lt;br /&gt;
*Clerics are only permitted one Divine Domain. Chris has chosen three (Knowledge, Life and Light).&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--Though he hasn't written it down, he chose the Hunter ranger archetype. That's where he got Giant Killer and Steel Will from. --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*He has the &amp;quot;Shelter of the Faithful&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;By Popular Demand&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Rustic Hospitality&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Guild Membership&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Discovery&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Position of Privilege&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Sage&amp;quot; features, which implies he took SEVEN backgrounds (Acolyte, Entertainer, [[Ego|Folk Hero]], Guild Artisan, Hermit, [[Anne Boleyn|Noble]] and Sage) instead of the permitted ONE.&lt;br /&gt;
*Has taken the Favored Enemy feat, but hasn't actually chosen a favored enemy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Hobbies]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Pappy StrideRite</name></author>
	</entry>
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