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<div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:POXXX}}</div>ParkerHaley2003https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Cousin_Al&diff=288991Cousin Al2022-05-21T20:38:30Z<p>ParkerHaley2003: /* Director's Cut Leak */</p>
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{{Quote|Chris, there are a lot of artists out there in the world, and even some of the greatest artists out there who have published, have millions of fans—they still get criticism. Because with every, all art, there’s gonna be someone who doesn’t like it. And you know what, those artists, they can just ignore the criticism…|Al confronting Chris about using [[autism]] as an excuse for lack of motivation.}}<br />
{{Infobox Person<br />
|name = Cousin Al<br />
|image = Cousin Al.jpg<br />
|relatives = Catherine Sorrentino (cousin)<br />
|aliases = Al<br>Big Al<br>skyraider91<br>garbageraider<br />
| nationality = [[United States|American]]<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| knownfor = Raiding the Chandler's garbage to retrieve Chris's old High School assignments<br />
| occupation = [[Troll|Internet troll]]<br>Dumpster Diver<br />
|saga = {{CatherineDenotation}}}}<br />
'''Cousin Al''', formerly known on the CWCki Forums as '''skyraider91''', was an associate of the troll sweetheart [[Catherine]] who, as suggested in the name, roleplayed as her cousin. He is best well-known for raiding Chris's garbage in order to collect his old [[Manchester High Leaks|Manchester High assignments]] following his house's [[2014 house fire|destruction from a fire]]. This would earn him his username being changed to "'''garbageraider'''" by moderators when he posted his findings on the [[Kiwi Farms]] (initially the [[CWCki Forums]] at the time). <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/new-leak-s-15jun2014.3897/ (archive: https://archive.fo/AcM0p)</ref><br />
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To accomplish this, Al would be involved in a conversation between Chris and Catherine during a date at Applebee's, which would ultimately lead to Chris inviting both him and Catherine to his charred up house. Following from there, Chris would give a tour of the remains of the house to both Al and Catherine, though the video became lost to time due to the original account it was posted on being terminated. No archives of the video are known to exist.<br />
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== Post-House Fire Invite ==<br />
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=== In-person meeting with Chris ===<br />
{{main|Catie Date Conversation Transcript}}<br />
On [[August 2014]] 31st of [[2014]], Cousin Al accompanied Catherine on her date with Chris at an Applebee's restaurant. The audio of their meeting was recorded and later posted. After Catherine introduced them, Al told Chris that he had come because Catherine needed a ride. The trio talked about a variety of topics for a while, Cousin Al often asking Chris to elaborate on what he meant when Chris' answers were too vague or confusing. At the end of their date, Al helped Catherine to develop an excuse for why Chris couldn't come back with them to wherever they were staying. Chris then invited the pair to come and visit his recently charred house, to which they obliged.<br />
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=== House Tour ===<br />
{{main|IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court}}<br />
They followed Chris back to his home and upon arriving, began conversing about the fire. While exploring the property, Al would ask Chris questions about things around his yard and details about the fire. After their tour, Catherine made up an excuse about a mechanic who needed them to come pick up her quickly due to a family emergency. Al told her that he could give her a ride and the two left shortly after.<br />
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=== Rental House Tour ===<br />
{{main|Rental House Tour}}<br />
Al again accompanied Catherine on another outing with Chris, this time to their [[rental house]] that they were staying at while their home was being renovated. At this outing, Al met Chris' [[Dogs|two dogs]] and [[Barb]]. He referred to himself as "Big Al" while introducing himself to Barb. They toured around different parts of the house, most notably Chris' playroom and bedroom. Like during most in-person interactions, Al did most of the question asking. During the second part of the video, the trio listened to Barb talk about various topics, such as when [[Cole]] almost died form an infection and about the recent house fire. Catherine and Al left shortly after Catherine had made up an excuse about needing to catch a flight to Chicago. This interaction like most others was recorded in an audio only format and then later uploaded.<br />
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=== Bowling Outing ===<br />
Al joined Catherine and Chris at a bowling outing and wrote two emails about the experience:<ref>[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891 Email from Cousin Al]</ref><br />
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{{Email|I and Catie met up with Chris at a bowling alley and we talked and bowled a single game of bowling. We were there about an hour. After that, we went to a local buffet to eat and talked at length in one of the booths. Finally, we drove over to the rental house, said hi to Barb briefly, and went upstairs and briefly played [[PS3]] with Chris. After that, we left.<br />
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Notes-<br />
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The original [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu pages]] are still entirely intact, all of them. I asked Chris is he would be willing to sell them, he said no, then said that if he ever did decide to sell them, that he would want "thousands of dollars" for each issue.<br />
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Chris still considers Catie his girlfriend even though she explicitly told him that now they were just friends.<br />
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Chris mentioned that in [[2010]] that he used to attend a young adult social group and go bowling with other members of the group. He mentioned meeting "his girlfriend '''*Censored*'''" ([[the wallflower]]) at the group. Chris talked contemptuously about other special ed types in the group, but said that if he had a child that was intellectually disabled, (retarded) that he would be OK with that child and still love it.<br />
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Evidently, Barb has told Chris that the reason that Cole doesn't like Barb is because Cole allegedly hit his head when he tripped on a school bus sometime between the ages of 4-7. This allegedly gave Cole lifelong mental and physical problems. Also, Cole allegedly has a bad hip. The last time Chris/Barb saw Cole is person was at a Weston family reunion in [[2004]].<br />
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The Chandlers almost got evicted from their rental house today, because the insurance company decided to not pay the rent for December. Barb came up with the $1600 to pay the rent by taking out a loan against the title on the van.<br />
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Chris thinks that they will be back in 14 BC by the 10th to 17th of [[December 2014|December]]. When he said this in front of Barb, she spoke up and said something to the tune of "that ain't happening" to "you're being very optimistic". Also, Barb is going over to 14 Branchland Court regularly during the weekdays to oversee the construction, and has apparently been trying to boss around/micromanage the construction crews.<br />
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According to Chris, the reason that their paperwork took so long to process for the rebuild on 14 BC is because the person doing it was old, "in their 60's" and was "a senile [[slow in the mind]]".<br />
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Chris is aware that "[[the game place]]" is out of business. When asked about how he felt about that, he tryed thinking for a minute, then said that he didn't know.<br />
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Chris was fired from [[Wendy's]] back in [[2001]] because he drew a deliberately ugly picture of an older, female coworker as a Pokémon on a napkin. He says that he and his coworkers and his manager had emotional issues and didn't get along. Chris also claims that he was wrongly blamed for making a baby cry when the baby and its parents were eating at the restaurant.<br />
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Chris stated that the inheritance that he and Barb received after Bob died was on the order of tens of thousands of dollars. Chris maintained that most to all of the inheritance was spent on legal fees after the events of [[28 October 2011|27 October 2011]] [''sic'']. Chris recalls Barb throwing money at the problem, burning through funds paying [[Rob Bell]] to fight for their innocence, Barbara being stubborn and unwilling to accept a "guilty" plea in court. Evidently, at some point, barb either ran out of money or accepted that no amount of money spent in lawyer's fees would equal an innocent verdict in court.<br />
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When asked about when his social security started, he stated that he didn't remember, then stated that he thought it had been a very long time-since before he started school. When asked if he was receiving the [[tugboat]] during high school, he said that he didn't remember. He stated that the only benefits that he got for his autism were the tugboat and a parking sticker for his car. He then smugly stated that he "gets those benefits because he's special" and sat there proud of his proclamation, as if awaiting a pat on the back.<br />
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There's a lot more. I was wearing the recording rig, but the mic was under my heavy jacket, so I don't know what audio quality we got. I'll review the audio tomorrow and post more if I can.}}<br />
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{{Email|Chris was always floating right around her, clingy as hell. He even tried giving Catie a goodnight kiss, after she told him explicitly that they were just friends. Chris has no sense of personal space or boundaries. It's like she'll tell him to keep his distance, but the thought won't stay in his head for longer than five minutes and then he's hovering too close again. I personally think that he's autistic and just doesn't gauge personal space well, but that's just my theory.<br />
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When asked about where he saw himself [[2019|in 5 years]], Chris said, "you know, I've had a lot of people ask me that question, and I just don't know, I never have" or something to that effect.<br />
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Chris specifically admitted that he can earn up to $900 a month before losing any of his welfare money. I pointed out that there are many felons, disabled people, and high school dropouts who manage to find work, and said to Chris that if he'd been searching for work for almost ten years but hadn't found any, that he should either try harder to find a job, or perhaps enroll in a program that finds employment for people with disabilities. Chris didn't seem to like the thought, and I then asked him if his pride was preventing him from finding work.<br />
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I pointed out that it would help his financial situation to find work, and asked him if his mother would support him finding work. Chris said "yes, my mother would support me finding work, but. . . " so I asked him what the problem was. He stated that he didn't emotionally feel prepared to be away from his mother as long as working full time would necessitate. I pointed out to Chris that he could work part time, and in the local area. I also pointed out that if he was employed, he would be able to better take care of himself after his mother passes away, and pointed out that he was over 30 years old. I asked him what he was going to do after his mother passed away, and he said that he didn't know.<br />
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I pointed out to Chris that there are communities in the united states that are more [[LGBT]] friendly then rural Virginia, such as San Francisco, or Seattle. I also pointed out that the job market and government benefits/welfare are much better in both of those locations, pointing out that San Francisco has the highest minimum wage in the [[United States]], and that he could earn more money there. Chris's response to this was, "but there's no San Francisco in Virginia".<br />
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After informing Chris that I was talking about San Francisco, California, I asked him if he thought moving there was a good idea and he said no, because he didn't want to leave his mother. I asked him if anyone else could take care of his mother for him, mentioning his half-brother Cole and Aunt Harriet by name, but Chris said no, that they wouldn't take barb in. I asked Chris if he would consider moving out of Virginia after Barb dies. Chris flatly stated that he didn't feel comfortable moving to anyplace else, period, although he acknowledged the potential benefits of living in a different location in the United States.<br />
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Chris paid $9,000 for the [[Son-Chu#Current status|2010 ford focus sedan, and he said that the payment is "one-hundred something" a month]]. He said that the interest rate on his loan was only 5%, and that the auto dealership was having a special deal the week that he bought the car. I don't know how accurate those numbers are, but that's what he said.<br />
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When asked, Chris said that he does not know his credit score, or "care much for that".}}<br />
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It was also at this outing that Al had gifted Chris a 3DS copy of Sonic Boom<ref>[[January 2015 Facebook posts]]</ref>.<br />
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== Stalking of the Chandler residence ==<br />
Under his alias Skyraider91, Al would sometimes stop by the Chandler's residence to take photos of the property and then upload them for fellow trolls. On [[June 2014]] 15th of 2014, Al decided to take advantage of the recent house fire to obtain some of Chris' homework papers and other documents, which he later uploaded. On [[November 2014]] 25 of that same year, he returned to the home to share its latest renovation developments.<br />
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== Director's Cut Leak ==<br />
On [[December 2014|December]] 18th of 2014, Al uploaded the [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|second part]] of the [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Chandler Family Christmas 2004]] video. This was said to have been apart of Chris' "directors cut" of the [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] video, which Chris had gifted to Catherine. Chatherine most likely forfeited this clip after having received it from Chris.<br />
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== See Also ==<br />
*[[2014 house fire]]<br />
*[[Manchester High Leaks]]<br />
*[[Rental House Tour]]<br />
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== External Links ==<br />
[https://kiwifarms.net/members/garbageraider.1602/ Cousin Al's Kiwi Farms profile]<br />
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{{DEFAULTSORT:Al}}<br />
{{References}}<br />
{{CatherineSaga}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
[[Category:Trolls]]</div>ParkerHaley2003https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Bryan_Bash&diff=288990Bryan Bash2022-05-21T20:37:03Z<p>ParkerHaley2003: </p>
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{{Quote|OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM!|Bryan getting [[Bob]] to run upstairs in the infamous [[Bob Walks In]] video.}}<br />
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{{Infobox Person<br />
| title = Bryan Bash<br />
| name = Bryan Bash<br />
| image = BryanBash.jpg<br />
| nationality = [[United States|American]]<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| race = White<br />
| knownfor = Sending prostitutes to Chris' house.<br />
| occupation = [[Troll|Internet troll]]<br>Agent of [[The Miscreants]]<br />
| saga = {{ClydeDenotation}}, {{EmilyDenotation}}<br />
}}<br />
'''Bryan Bash''' is a troll and agent of [[The Miscreants]]. He is a close friend of [[Clyde Cash]]. Bryan is best known for his work in early 2009, when he sent a group of [[Boyfriend-free girl]]s to Chris's home and for his role in the creation of the [[Bob Walks In]] video. From mid-to-late 2009, Bryan participated in a series of leaks involving Chris's phone calls, messages, and even a piece of pornography that Chris had drawn. <br />
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==Bob Walks In==<br />
{{Main|Bob Walks In}}<br />
During [[February 2009|Valentine's Night, 2009]], Chris was having erotic phone sex with [[Julie]]. While this was going on, the Miscreants were calling into Chris's home in an attempt to get [[Bob]] to go upstairs and have an awkward encounter with his son during phone-coitus. After four attempts, it was Bryan that finally got Bob to run up the stairs after frantically telling him Chris uploaded a video where he described that he was going to kill himself. <br />
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==The Hookers==<br />
{{Main|Hooker incident}}<br />
During [[March 2009|March of 2009]], after Chris failed to win over [[Emily]] as his [[sweetheart]], Bryan decided that he would assist Chris in his quest to loose his virginity by sending over a group of prostitutes to his home. Clyde later made a call to Chris about their visit and record their conversation. At the end of the call, after [[Barbara]] joined in on their conversation, Bryan joined in and asked if their refrigerator was running. When Barbra went to hang up the phone, Bryan made a joke about using the Poké Flute, which may be in reference to Barb's nickname [[Snorlax]]<ref>The [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Poké_Flute Poké Flute] is an item used in ''[[Pokémon]]'' games to wake up a [[Snorlax]]</ref>.<br />
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==2009 Leaks==<br />
From mid to late [[2009]], Bryan was able to successfully obtain and leak a handful of things that Chris’ private information. Beginning in [[June 2009|June of 2009]], Bryan hacked into Chris's YouTube account and found a [[Family Guy#Chris's message to Seth MacFarlane|message that Chris had sent to Seth McFarlane]]. Three months later, in [[September 2009|September of 2009]], Bryan got a hold of one of Chris’ most infamous smut drawings, known as [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]]. After another two months passed, in [[November 2009|November of 2009]] Bryan leaked a handful of Chris's calls. These include the [[Father Call]], audio between Chris and [[Kacey]]'s dad, the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], and conversations Chris had with [[Jack Thaddeus]].<br />
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==Additional Trolling==<br />
Bryan Bash briefly participated in the [[Mumble 8|8th Mumble]] chat. While [[Mumble 8|Mr. Roboto]] was speaking with Chris, Bryan interrupted him and asked Roboto if his name was "Nice Russian Guy"?, to which Roboto corrected him.<br />
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==Fan Art==<br />
<center><gallery><br />
Bryan_Bash_fanart.png|A fan depiction of Bryan Bash.<br />
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{{References}}<br />
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==See Also==<br />
*[[Clyde Cash]] - A close friend of Bryan's.<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Bash}}<br />
{{ClydeCashSaga}}<br />
{{EmilySaga}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
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[[Category:Trolls]]</div>ParkerHaley2003https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Cousin_Al&diff=287550Cousin Al2022-05-03T05:29:11Z<p>ParkerHaley2003: /* Bowling Outing */</p>
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{{Quote|Chris, there are a lot of artists out there in the world, and even some of the greatest artists out there who have published, have millions of fans—they still get criticism. Because with every, all art, there’s gonna be someone who doesn’t like it. And you know what, those artists, they can just ignore the criticism…|Al confronting Chris about using [[autism]] as an excuse for lack of motivation.}}<br />
{{Infobox Person<br />
|name = Cousin Al<br />
|image = Cousin Al.jpg<br />
|relatives = Catherine Sorrentino (cousin)<br />
|aliases = Al<br>Big Al<br>skyraider91<br>garbageraider<br />
| nationality = [[United States|American]]<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| occupation = [[Troll|Internet troll]]<br>Dumpster Diver<br />
|saga = {{CatherineDenotation}}}}<br />
'''Cousin Al''', formerly known on the CWCki Forums as '''skyraider91''', was an associate of the troll sweetheart [[Catherine]] who, as suggested in the name, roleplayed as her cousin. He is best well-known for raiding Chris's garbage in order to collect his old [[Manchester High Leaks|Manchester High assignments]] following his house's [[2014 house fire|destruction from a fire]]. This would earn him his username being changed to "'''garbageraider'''" by moderators when he posted his findings on the [[Kiwi Farms]] (initially the [[CWCki Forums]] at the time). <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/new-leak-s-15jun2014.3897/ (archive: https://archive.fo/AcM0p)</ref><br />
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To accomplish this, Al would be involved in a conversation between Chris and Catherine during a date at Applebee's, which would ultimately lead to Chris inviting both him and Catherine to his charred up house. Following from there, Chris would give a tour of the remains of the house to both Al and Catherine, though the video became lost to time due to the original account it was posted on being terminated. No archives of the video are known to exist.<br />
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== Post-House Fire Invite ==<br />
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=== In-person meeting with Chris ===<br />
{{main|Catie Date Conversation Transcript}}<br />
On [[August 2014]] 31st of [[2014]], Cousin Al accompanied Catherine on her date with Chris at an Applebee's restaurant. The audio of their meeting was recorded and later posted. After Catherine introduced them, Al told Chris that he had come because Catherine needed a ride. The trio talked about a variety of topics for a while, Cousin Al often asking Chris to elaborate on what he meant when Chris' answers were too vague or confusing. At the end of their date, Al helped Catherine to develop an excuse for why Chris couldn't come back with them to wherever they were staying. Chris then invited the pair to come and visit his recently charred house, to which they obliged.<br />
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=== House Tour ===<br />
{{main|IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court}}<br />
They followed Chris back to his home and upon arriving, began conversing about the fire. While exploring the property, Al would ask Chris questions about things around his yard and details about the fire. After their tour, Catherine made up an excuse about a mechanic who needed them to come pick up her quickly due to a family emergency. Al told her that he could give her a ride and the two left shortly after.<br />
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=== Rental House Tour ===<br />
{{main|Rental House Tour}}<br />
Al again accompanied Catherine on another outing with Chris, this time to their [[rental house]] that they were staying at while their home was being renovated. At this outing, Al met Chris' [[Dogs|two dogs]] and [[Barb]]. He referred to himself as "Big Al" while introducing himself to Barb. They toured around different parts of the house, most notably Chris' playroom and bedroom. Like during most in-person interactions, Al did most of the question asking. During the second part of the video, the trio listened to Barb talk about various topics, such as when [[Cole]] almost died form an infection and about the recent house fire. Catherine and Al left shortly after Catherine had made up an excuse about needing to catch a flight to Chicago. This interaction like most others was recorded in an audio only format and then later uploaded.<br />
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=== Bowling Outing ===<br />
Al joined Catherine and Chris at a bowling outing and wrote two emails about the experience:<ref>[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891 Email from Cousin Al]</ref><br />
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{{Email|I and Catie met up with Chris at a bowling alley and we talked and bowled a single game of bowling. We were there about an hour. After that, we went to a local buffet to eat and talked at length in one of the booths. Finally, we drove over to the rental house, said hi to Barb briefly, and went upstairs and briefly played [[PS3]] with Chris. After that, we left.<br />
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Notes-<br />
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The original [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu pages]] are still entirely intact, all of them. I asked Chris is he would be willing to sell them, he said no, then said that if he ever did decide to sell them, that he would want "thousands of dollars" for each issue.<br />
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Chris still considers Catie his girlfriend even though she explicitly told him that now they were just friends.<br />
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Chris mentioned that in [[2010]] that he used to attend a young adult social group and go bowling with other members of the group. He mentioned meeting "his girlfriend '''*Censored*'''" ([[the wallflower]]) at the group. Chris talked contemptuously about other special ed types in the group, but said that if he had a child that was intellectually disabled, (retarded) that he would be OK with that child and still love it.<br />
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Evidently, Barb has told Chris that the reason that Cole doesn't like Barb is because Cole allegedly hit his head when he tripped on a school bus sometime between the ages of 4-7. This allegedly gave Cole lifelong mental and physical problems. Also, Cole allegedly has a bad hip. The last time Chris/Barb saw Cole is person was at a Weston family reunion in [[2004]].<br />
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The Chandlers almost got evicted from their rental house today, because the insurance company decided to not pay the rent for December. Barb came up with the $1600 to pay the rent by taking out a loan against the title on the van.<br />
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Chris thinks that they will be back in 14 BC by the 10th to 17th of [[December 2014|December]]. When he said this in front of Barb, she spoke up and said something to the tune of "that ain't happening" to "you're being very optimistic". Also, Barb is going over to 14 Branchland Court regularly during the weekdays to oversee the construction, and has apparently been trying to boss around/micromanage the construction crews.<br />
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According to Chris, the reason that their paperwork took so long to process for the rebuild on 14 BC is because the person doing it was old, "in their 60's" and was "a senile [[slow in the mind]]".<br />
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Chris is aware that "[[the game place]]" is out of business. When asked about how he felt about that, he tryed thinking for a minute, then said that he didn't know.<br />
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Chris was fired from [[Wendy's]] back in [[2001]] because he drew a deliberately ugly picture of an older, female coworker as a Pokémon on a napkin. He says that he and his coworkers and his manager had emotional issues and didn't get along. Chris also claims that he was wrongly blamed for making a baby cry when the baby and its parents were eating at the restaurant.<br />
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Chris stated that the inheritance that he and Barb received after Bob died was on the order of tens of thousands of dollars. Chris maintained that most to all of the inheritance was spent on legal fees after the events of [[28 October 2011|27 October 2011]] [''sic'']. Chris recalls Barb throwing money at the problem, burning through funds paying [[Rob Bell]] to fight for their innocence, Barbara being stubborn and unwilling to accept a "guilty" plea in court. Evidently, at some point, barb either ran out of money or accepted that no amount of money spent in lawyer's fees would equal an innocent verdict in court.<br />
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When asked about when his social security started, he stated that he didn't remember, then stated that he thought it had been a very long time-since before he started school. When asked if he was receiving the [[tugboat]] during high school, he said that he didn't remember. He stated that the only benefits that he got for his autism were the tugboat and a parking sticker for his car. He then smugly stated that he "gets those benefits because he's special" and sat there proud of his proclamation, as if awaiting a pat on the back.<br />
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There's a lot more. I was wearing the recording rig, but the mic was under my heavy jacket, so I don't know what audio quality we got. I'll review the audio tomorrow and post more if I can.}}<br />
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{{Email|Chris was always floating right around her, clingy as hell. He even tried giving Catie a goodnight kiss, after she told him explicitly that they were just friends. Chris has no sense of personal space or boundaries. It's like she'll tell him to keep his distance, but the thought won't stay in his head for longer than five minutes and then he's hovering too close again. I personally think that he's autistic and just doesn't gauge personal space well, but that's just my theory.<br />
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When asked about where he saw himself [[2019|in 5 years]], Chris said, "you know, I've had a lot of people ask me that question, and I just don't know, I never have" or something to that effect.<br />
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Chris specifically admitted that he can earn up to $900 a month before losing any of his welfare money. I pointed out that there are many felons, disabled people, and high school dropouts who manage to find work, and said to Chris that if he'd been searching for work for almost ten years but hadn't found any, that he should either try harder to find a job, or perhaps enroll in a program that finds employment for people with disabilities. Chris didn't seem to like the thought, and I then asked him if his pride was preventing him from finding work.<br />
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I pointed out that it would help his financial situation to find work, and asked him if his mother would support him finding work. Chris said "yes, my mother would support me finding work, but. . . " so I asked him what the problem was. He stated that he didn't emotionally feel prepared to be away from his mother as long as working full time would necessitate. I pointed out to Chris that he could work part time, and in the local area. I also pointed out that if he was employed, he would be able to better take care of himself after his mother passes away, and pointed out that he was over 30 years old. I asked him what he was going to do after his mother passed away, and he said that he didn't know.<br />
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I pointed out to Chris that there are communities in the united states that are more [[LGBT]] friendly then rural Virginia, such as San Francisco, or Seattle. I also pointed out that the job market and government benefits/welfare are much better in both of those locations, pointing out that San Francisco has the highest minimum wage in the [[United States]], and that he could earn more money there. Chris's response to this was, "but there's no San Francisco in Virginia".<br />
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After informing Chris that I was talking about San Francisco, California, I asked him if he thought moving there was a good idea and he said no, because he didn't want to leave his mother. I asked him if anyone else could take care of his mother for him, mentioning his half-brother Cole and Aunt Harriet by name, but Chris said no, that they wouldn't take barb in. I asked Chris if he would consider moving out of Virginia after Barb dies. Chris flatly stated that he didn't feel comfortable moving to anyplace else, period, although he acknowledged the potential benefits of living in a different location in the United States.<br />
<br />
Chris paid $9,000 for the [[Son-Chu#Current status|2010 ford focus sedan, and he said that the payment is "one-hundred something" a month]]. He said that the interest rate on his loan was only 5%, and that the auto dealership was having a special deal the week that he bought the car. I don't know how accurate those numbers are, but that's what he said.<br />
<br />
When asked, Chris said that he does not know his credit score, or "care much for that".}}<br />
<br />
It was also at this outing that Al had gifted Chris a 3DS copy of Sonic Boom<ref>[[January 2015 Facebook posts]]</ref>.<br />
<br />
== Stalking of the Chandler residence ==<br />
Under his alias Skyraider91, Al would sometimes stop by the Chandler's residence to take photos of the property and then upload them for fellow trolls. On [[June 2014]] 15th of 2014, Al decided to take advantage of the recent house fire to obtain some of Chris' homework papers and other documents, which he later uploaded. On [[November 2014]] 25 of that same year, he returned to the home to share its latest renovation developments.<br />
<br />
== Director's Cut Leak ==<br />
On [[December 2014]] 18th of 2014, Al uploaded the [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|second part]] of the [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Chandler Family Christmas 2004]] video. This was said to have been apart of Chris' "directors cut" of the [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] video, which Chris had gifted to Catherine. Chatherine most likely forfeited this clip after having received it from Chris.<br />
<br />
== See Also ==<br />
*[[2014 house fire]]<br />
*[[Manchester High Leaks]]<br />
*[[Rental House Tour]]<br />
<br />
== External Links ==<br />
[https://kiwifarms.net/members/garbageraider.1602/ Cousin Al's Kiwi Farms profile]<br />
<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Al}}<br />
{{References}}<br />
{{CatherineSaga}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
[[Category:Trolls]]</div>ParkerHaley2003https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Cousin_Al&diff=287525Cousin Al2022-05-02T07:05:24Z<p>ParkerHaley2003: /* Bowling Outing */</p>
<hr />
<div>{{Troll}}<br />
{{Quote|Chris, there are a lot of artists out there in the world, and even some of the greatest artists out there who have published, have millions of fans—they still get criticism. Because with every, all art, there’s gonna be someone who doesn’t like it. And you know what, those artists, they can just ignore the criticism…|Al confronting Chris about using [[autism]] as an excuse for lack of motivation.}}<br />
{{Infobox Person<br />
|name = Cousin Al<br />
|image = Cousin Al.jpg<br />
|relatives = Catherine Sorrentino (cousin)<br />
|aliases = Al<br>Big Al<br>skyraider91<br>garbageraider<br />
| nationality = [[United States|American]]<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| occupation = [[Troll|Internet troll]]<br>Dumpster Diver<br />
|saga = {{CatherineDenotation}}}}<br />
'''Cousin Al''', formerly known on the CWCki Forums as '''skyraider91''', was an associate of the troll sweetheart [[Catherine]] who, as suggested in the name, roleplayed as her cousin. He is best well-known for raiding Chris's garbage in order to collect his old [[Manchester High Leaks|Manchester High assignments]] following his house's [[2014 house fire|destruction from a fire]]. This would earn him his username being changed to "'''garbageraider'''" by moderators when he posted his findings on the [[Kiwi Farms]] (initially the [[CWCki Forums]] at the time). <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/new-leak-s-15jun2014.3897/ (archive: https://archive.fo/AcM0p)</ref><br />
<br />
To accomplish this, Al would be involved in a conversation between Chris and Catherine during a date at Applebee's, which would ultimately lead to Chris inviting both him and Catherine to his charred up house. Following from there, Chris would give a tour of the remains of the house to both Al and Catherine, though the video became lost to time due to the original account it was posted on being terminated. No archives of the video are known to exist.<br />
<br />
== Post-House Fire Invite ==<br />
<br />
=== In-person meeting with Chris ===<br />
{{main|Catie Date Conversation Transcript}}<br />
On [[August 2014]] 31st of [[2014]], Cousin Al accompanied Catherine on her date with Chris at an Applebee's restaurant. The audio of their meeting was recorded and later posted. After Catherine introduced them, Al told Chris that he had come because Catherine needed a ride. The trio talked about a variety of topics for a while, Cousin Al often asking Chris to elaborate on what he meant when Chris' answers were too vague or confusing. At the end of their date, Al helped Catherine to develop an excuse for why Chris couldn't come back with them to wherever they were staying. Chris then invited the pair to come and visit his recently charred house, to which they obliged.<br />
<br />
=== House Tour ===<br />
{{main|IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court}}<br />
They followed Chris back to his home and upon arriving, began conversing about the fire. While exploring the property, Al would ask Chris questions about things around his yard and details about the fire. After their tour, Catherine made up an excuse about a mechanic who needed them to come pick up her quickly due to a family emergency. Al told her that he could give her a ride and the two left shortly after.<br />
<br />
=== Rental House Tour ===<br />
{{main|Rental House Tour}}<br />
Al again accompanied Catherine on another outing with Chris, this time to their [[rental house]] that they were staying at while their home was being renovated. At this outing, Al met Chris' [[Dogs|two dogs]] and [[Barb]]. He referred to himself as "Big Al" while introducing himself to Barb. They toured around different parts of the house, most notably Chris' playroom and bedroom. Like during most in-person interactions, Al did most of the question asking. During the second part of the video, the trio listened to Barb talk about various topics, such as when [[Cole]] almost died form an infection and about the recent house fire. Catherine and Al left shortly after Catherine had made up an excuse about needing to catch a flight to Chicago. This interaction like most others was recorded in an audio only format and then later uploaded.<br />
<br />
=== Bowling Outing ===<br />
Al joined Catherine and Chris at a bowling outing and wrote two emails about the experience:<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891]][[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891]]</ref><br />
<br />
{{Email|I and Catie met up with Chris at a bowling alley and we talked and bowled a single game of bowling. We were there about an hour. After that, we went to a local buffet to eat and talked at length in one of the booths. Finally, we drove over to the rental house, said hi to Barb briefly, and went upstairs and briefly played [[PS3]] with Chris. After that, we left.<br />
<br />
Notes-<br />
<br />
The original [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu pages]] are still entirely intact, all of them. I asked Chris is he would be willing to sell them, he said no, then said that if he ever did decide to sell them, that he would want "thousands of dollars" for each issue.<br />
<br />
Chris still considers Catie his girlfriend even though she explicitly told him that now they were just friends.<br />
<br />
Chris mentioned that in [[2010]] that he used to attend a young adult social group and go bowling with other members of the group. He mentioned meeting "his girlfriend '''*Censored*'''" ([[the wallflower]]) at the group. Chris talked contemptuously about other special ed types in the group, but said that if he had a child that was intellectually disabled, (retarded) that he would be OK with that child and still love it.<br />
<br />
Evidently, Barb has told Chris that the reason that Cole doesn't like Barb is because Cole allegedly hit his head when he tripped on a school bus sometime between the ages of 4-7. This allegedly gave Cole lifelong mental and physical problems. Also, Cole allegedly has a bad hip. The last time Chris/Barb saw Cole is person was at a Weston family reunion in [[2004]].<br />
<br />
The Chandlers almost got evicted from their rental house today, because the insurance company decided to not pay the rent for December. Barb came up with the $1600 to pay the rent by taking out a loan against the title on the van.<br />
<br />
Chris thinks that they will be back in 14 BC by the 10th to 17th of [[December 2014|December]]. When he said this in front of Barb, she spoke up and said something to the tune of "that ain't happening" to "you're being very optimistic". Also, Barb is going over to 14 Branchland Court regularly during the weekdays to oversee the construction, and has apparently been trying to boss around/micromanage the construction crews.<br />
<br />
According to Chris, the reason that their paperwork took so long to process for the rebuild on 14 BC is because the person doing it was old, "in their 60's" and was "a senile [[slow in the mind]]".<br />
<br />
Chris is aware that "[[the game place]]" is out of business. When asked about how he felt about that, he tryed thinking for a minute, then said that he didn't know.<br />
<br />
Chris was fired from [[Wendy's]] back in [[2001]] because he drew a deliberately ugly picture of an older, female coworker as a Pokémon on a napkin. He says that he and his coworkers and his manager had emotional issues and didn't get along. Chris also claims that he was wrongly blamed for making a baby cry when the baby and its parents were eating at the restaurant.<br />
<br />
Chris stated that the inheritance that he and Barb received after Bob died was on the order of tens of thousands of dollars. Chris maintained that most to all of the inheritance was spent on legal fees after the events of [[28 October 2011|27 October 2011]] [''sic'']. Chris recalls Barb throwing money at the problem, burning through funds paying [[Rob Bell]] to fight for their innocence, Barbara being stubborn and unwilling to accept a "guilty" plea in court. Evidently, at some point, barb either ran out of money or accepted that no amount of money spent in lawyer's fees would equal an innocent verdict in court.<br />
<br />
When asked about when his social security started, he stated that he didn't remember, then stated that he thought it had been a very long time-since before he started school. When asked if he was receiving the [[tugboat]] during high school, he said that he didn't remember. He stated that the only benefits that he got for his autism were the tugboat and a parking sticker for his car. He then smugly stated that he "gets those benefits because he's special" and sat there proud of his proclamation, as if awaiting a pat on the back.<br />
<br />
There's a lot more. I was wearing the recording rig, but the mic was under my heavy jacket, so I don't know what audio quality we got. I'll review the audio tomorrow and post more if I can.}}<br />
<br />
{{Email|Chris was always floating right around her, clingy as hell. He even tried giving Catie a goodnight kiss, after she told him explicitly that they were just friends. Chris has no sense of personal space or boundaries. It's like she'll tell him to keep his distance, but the thought won't stay in his head for longer than five minutes and then he's hovering too close again. I personally think that he's autistic and just doesn't gauge personal space well, but that's just my theory.<br />
<br />
When asked about where he saw himself [[2019|in 5 years]], Chris said, "you know, I've had a lot of people ask me that question, and I just don't know, I never have" or something to that effect.<br />
<br />
Chris specifically admitted that he can earn up to $900 a month before losing any of his welfare money. I pointed out that there are many felons, disabled people, and high school dropouts who manage to find work, and said to Chris that if he'd been searching for work for almost ten years but hadn't found any, that he should either try harder to find a job, or perhaps enroll in a program that finds employment for people with disabilities. Chris didn't seem to like the thought, and I then asked him if his pride was preventing him from finding work.<br />
<br />
I pointed out that it would help his financial situation to find work, and asked him if his mother would support him finding work. Chris said "yes, my mother would support me finding work, but. . . " so I asked him what the problem was. He stated that he didn't emotionally feel prepared to be away from his mother as long as working full time would necessitate. I pointed out to Chris that he could work part time, and in the local area. I also pointed out that if he was employed, he would be able to better take care of himself after his mother passes away, and pointed out that he was over 30 years old. I asked him what he was going to do after his mother passed away, and he said that he didn't know.<br />
<br />
I pointed out to Chris that there are communities in the united states that are more [[LGBT]] friendly then rural Virginia, such as San Francisco, or Seattle. I also pointed out that the job market and government benefits/welfare are much better in both of those locations, pointing out that San Francisco has the highest minimum wage in the [[United States]], and that he could earn more money there. Chris's response to this was, "but there's no San Francisco in Virginia".<br />
<br />
After informing Chris that I was talking about San Francisco, California, I asked him if he thought moving there was a good idea and he said no, because he didn't want to leave his mother. I asked him if anyone else could take care of his mother for him, mentioning his half-brother Cole and Aunt Harriet by name, but Chris said no, that they wouldn't take barb in. I asked Chris if he would consider moving out of Virginia after Barb dies. Chris flatly stated that he didn't feel comfortable moving to anyplace else, period, although he acknowledged the potential benefits of living in a different location in the United States.<br />
<br />
Chris paid $9,000 for the [[Son-Chu#Current status|2010 ford focus sedan, and he said that the payment is "one-hundred something" a month]]. He said that the interest rate on his loan was only 5%, and that the auto dealership was having a special deal the week that he bought the car. I don't know how accurate those numbers are, but that's what he said.<br />
<br />
When asked, Chris said that he does not know his credit score, or "care much for that".}}<br />
<br />
It was also at this outing that Al had gifted Chris a 3DS copy of Sonic Boom<ref>[[January 2015 Facebook posts]]</ref>.<br />
<br />
== Stalking of the Chandler residence ==<br />
Under his alias Skyraider91, Al would sometimes stop by the Chandler's residence to take photos of the property and then upload them for fellow trolls. On [[June 2014]] 15th of 2014, Al decided to take advantage of the recent house fire to obtain some of Chris' homework papers and other documents, which he later uploaded. On [[November 2014]] 25 of that same year, he returned to the home to share its latest renovation developments.<br />
<br />
== Director's Cut Leak ==<br />
On [[December 2014]] 18th of 2014, Al uploaded the [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|second part]] of the [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Chandler Family Christmas 2004]] video. This was said to have been apart of Chris' "directors cut" of the [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] video, which Chris had gifted to Catherine. Chatherine most likely forfeited this clip after having received it from Chris.<br />
<br />
== See Also ==<br />
*[[2014 house fire]]<br />
*[[Manchester High Leaks]]<br />
*[[Rental House Tour]]<br />
<br />
== External Links ==<br />
[https://kiwifarms.net/members/garbageraider.1602/ Cousin Al's Kiwi Farms profile]<br />
<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Al}}<br />
{{References}}<br />
{{CatherineSaga}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
[[Category:Trolls]]</div>ParkerHaley2003https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Cousin_Al&diff=287524Cousin Al2022-05-02T07:04:29Z<p>ParkerHaley2003: /* Rental House Tour */</p>
<hr />
<div>{{Troll}}<br />
{{Quote|Chris, there are a lot of artists out there in the world, and even some of the greatest artists out there who have published, have millions of fans—they still get criticism. Because with every, all art, there’s gonna be someone who doesn’t like it. And you know what, those artists, they can just ignore the criticism…|Al confronting Chris about using [[autism]] as an excuse for lack of motivation.}}<br />
{{Infobox Person<br />
|name = Cousin Al<br />
|image = Cousin Al.jpg<br />
|relatives = Catherine Sorrentino (cousin)<br />
|aliases = Al<br>Big Al<br>skyraider91<br>garbageraider<br />
| nationality = [[United States|American]]<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| occupation = [[Troll|Internet troll]]<br>Dumpster Diver<br />
|saga = {{CatherineDenotation}}}}<br />
'''Cousin Al''', formerly known on the CWCki Forums as '''skyraider91''', was an associate of the troll sweetheart [[Catherine]] who, as suggested in the name, roleplayed as her cousin. He is best well-known for raiding Chris's garbage in order to collect his old [[Manchester High Leaks|Manchester High assignments]] following his house's [[2014 house fire|destruction from a fire]]. This would earn him his username being changed to "'''garbageraider'''" by moderators when he posted his findings on the [[Kiwi Farms]] (initially the [[CWCki Forums]] at the time). <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/new-leak-s-15jun2014.3897/ (archive: https://archive.fo/AcM0p)</ref><br />
<br />
To accomplish this, Al would be involved in a conversation between Chris and Catherine during a date at Applebee's, which would ultimately lead to Chris inviting both him and Catherine to his charred up house. Following from there, Chris would give a tour of the remains of the house to both Al and Catherine, though the video became lost to time due to the original account it was posted on being terminated. No archives of the video are known to exist.<br />
<br />
== Post-House Fire Invite ==<br />
<br />
=== In-person meeting with Chris ===<br />
{{main|Catie Date Conversation Transcript}}<br />
On [[August 2014]] 31st of [[2014]], Cousin Al accompanied Catherine on her date with Chris at an Applebee's restaurant. The audio of their meeting was recorded and later posted. After Catherine introduced them, Al told Chris that he had come because Catherine needed a ride. The trio talked about a variety of topics for a while, Cousin Al often asking Chris to elaborate on what he meant when Chris' answers were too vague or confusing. At the end of their date, Al helped Catherine to develop an excuse for why Chris couldn't come back with them to wherever they were staying. Chris then invited the pair to come and visit his recently charred house, to which they obliged.<br />
<br />
=== House Tour ===<br />
{{main|IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court}}<br />
They followed Chris back to his home and upon arriving, began conversing about the fire. While exploring the property, Al would ask Chris questions about things around his yard and details about the fire. After their tour, Catherine made up an excuse about a mechanic who needed them to come pick up her quickly due to a family emergency. Al told her that he could give her a ride and the two left shortly after.<br />
<br />
=== Rental House Tour ===<br />
{{main|Rental House Tour}}<br />
Al again accompanied Catherine on another outing with Chris, this time to their [[rental house]] that they were staying at while their home was being renovated. At this outing, Al met Chris' [[Dogs|two dogs]] and [[Barb]]. He referred to himself as "Big Al" while introducing himself to Barb. They toured around different parts of the house, most notably Chris' playroom and bedroom. Like during most in-person interactions, Al did most of the question asking. During the second part of the video, the trio listened to Barb talk about various topics, such as when [[Cole]] almost died form an infection and about the recent house fire. Catherine and Al left shortly after Catherine had made up an excuse about needing to catch a flight to Chicago. This interaction like most others was recorded in an audio only format and then later uploaded.<br />
<br />
=== Bowling Outing ===<br />
Al joined Catherine and Chris at a bowling outing and wrote two emails about the experience:<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891]][[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891]]</ref><br />
<br />
{{Email|I and Catie met up with Chris at a bowling alley and we talked and bowled a single game of bowling. We were there about an hour. After that, we went to a local buffet to eat and talked at length in one of the booths. Finally, we drove over to the rental house, said hi to Barb briefly, and went upstairs and briefly played [[PS3]] with Chris. After that, we left.<br />
<br />
Notes-<br />
<br />
The original [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu pages]] are still entirely intact, all of them. I asked Chris is he would be willing to sell them, he said no, then said that if he ever did decide to sell them, that he would want "thousands of dollars" for each issue.<br />
<br />
Chris still considers Catie his girlfriend even though she explicitly told him that now they were just friends.<br />
<br />
Chris mentioned that in [[2010]] that he used to attend a young adult social group and go bowling with other members of the group. He mentioned meeting "his girlfriend '''*Censored*'''" ([[the wallflower]]) at the group. Chris talked contemptuously about other special ed types in the group, but said that if he had a child that was intellectually disabled, (retarded) that he would be OK with that child and still love it.<br />
<br />
Evidently, Barb has told Chris that the reason that Cole doesn't like Barb is because Cole allegedly hit his head when he tripped on a school bus sometime between the ages of 4-7. This allegedly gave Cole lifelong mental and physical problems. Also, Cole allegedly has a bad hip. The last time Chris/Barb saw Cole is person was at a Weston family reunion in [[2004]].<br />
<br />
The Chandlers almost got evicted from their rental house today, because the insurance company decided to not pay the rent for December. Barb came up with the $1600 to pay the rent by taking out a loan against the title on the van.<br />
<br />
Chris thinks that they will be back in 14 BC by the 10th to 17th of [[December 2014|December]]. When he said this in front of Barb, she spoke up and said something to the tune of "that ain't happening" to "you're being very optimistic". Also, Barb is going over to 14 Branchland Court regularly during the weekdays to oversee the construction, and has apparently been trying to boss around/micromanage the construction crews.<br />
<br />
According to Chris, the reason that their paperwork took so long to process for the rebuild on 14 BC is because the person doing it was old, "in their 60's" and was "a senile [[slow in the mind]]".<br />
<br />
Chris is aware that "[[the game place]]" is out of business. When asked about how he felt about that, he tryed thinking for a minute, then said that he didn't know.<br />
<br />
Chris was fired from [[Wendy's]] back in [[2001]] because he drew a deliberately ugly picture of an older, female coworker as a Pokémon on a napkin. He says that he and his coworkers and his manager had emotional issues and didn't get along. Chris also claims that he was wrongly blamed for making a baby cry when the baby and its parents were eating at the restaurant.<br />
<br />
Chris stated that the inheritance that he and Barb received after Bob died was on the order of tens of thousands of dollars. Chris maintained that most to all of the inheritance was spent on legal fees after the events of [[28 October 2011|27 October 2011]] [''sic'']. Chris recalls Barb throwing money at the problem, burning through funds paying [[Rob Bell]] to fight for their innocence, Barbara being stubborn and unwilling to accept a "guilty" plea in court. Evidently, at some point, barb either ran out of money or accepted that no amount of money spent in lawyer's fees would equal an innocent verdict in court.<br />
<br />
When asked about when his social security started, he stated that he didn't remember, then stated that he thought it had been a very long time-since before he started school. When asked if he was receiving the [[tugboat]] during high school, he said that he didn't remember. He stated that the only benefits that he got for his autism were the tugboat and a parking sticker for his car. He then smugly stated that he "gets those benefits because he's special" and sat there proud of his proclamation, as if awaiting a pat on the back.<br />
<br />
There's a lot more. I was wearing the recording rig, but the mic was under my heavy jacket, so I don't know what audio quality we got. I'll review the audio tomorrow and post more if I can.}}<br />
<br />
{{Email|Chris was always floating right around her, clingy as hell. He even tried giving Catie a goodnight kiss, after she told him explicitly that they were just friends. Chris has no sense of personal space or boundaries. It's like she'll tell him to keep his distance, but the thought won't stay in his head for longer than five minutes and then he's hovering too close again. I personally think that he's autistic and just doesn't gauge personal space well, but that's just my theory.<br />
<br />
When asked about where he saw himself [[2019|in 5 years]], Chris said, "you know, I've had a lot of people ask me that question, and I just don't know, I never have" or something to that effect.<br />
<br />
Chris specifically admitted that he can earn up to $900 a month before losing any of his welfare money. I pointed out that there are many felons, disabled people, and high school dropouts who manage to find work, and said to Chris that if he'd been searching for work for almost ten years but hadn't found any, that he should either try harder to find a job, or perhaps enroll in a program that finds employment for people with disabilities. Chris didn't seem to like the thought, and I then asked him if his pride was preventing him from finding work.<br />
<br />
I pointed out that it would help his financial situation to find work, and asked him if his mother would support him finding work. Chris said "yes, my mother would support me finding work, but. . . " so I asked him what the problem was. He stated that he didn't emotionally feel prepared to be away from his mother as long as working full time would necessitate. I pointed out to Chris that he could work part time, and in the local area. I also pointed out that if he was employed, he would be able to better take care of himself after his mother passes away, and pointed out that he was over 30 years old. I asked him what he was going to do after his mother passed away, and he said that he didn't know.<br />
<br />
I pointed out to Chris that there are communities in the united states that are more [[LGBT]] friendly then rural Virginia, such as San Francisco, or Seattle. I also pointed out that the job market and government benefits/welfare are much better in both of those locations, pointing out that San Francisco has the highest minimum wage in the [[United States]], and that he could earn more money there. Chris's response to this was, "but there's no San Francisco in Virginia".<br />
<br />
After informing Chris that I was talking about San Francisco, California, I asked him if he thought moving there was a good idea and he said no, because he didn't want to leave his mother. I asked him if anyone else could take care of his mother for him, mentioning his half-brother Cole and Aunt Harriet by name, but Chris said no, that they wouldn't take barb in. I asked Chris if he would consider moving out of Virginia after Barb dies. Chris flatly stated that he didn't feel comfortable moving to anyplace else, period, although he acknowledged the potential benefits of living in a different location in the United States.<br />
<br />
Chris paid $9,000 for the [[Son-Chu#Current status|2010 ford focus sedan, and he said that the payment is "one-hundred something" a month]]. He said that the interest rate on his loan was only 5%, and that the auto dealership was having a special deal the week that he bought the car. I don't know how accurate those numbers are, but that's what he said.<br />
<br />
When asked, Chris said that he does not know his credit score, or "care much for that".}}<br />
<br />
It was also at this outing that Al had gifted Chris a 3DS copy of Sonic Boom<ref>[[January 2015 Facebook posts]]</ref>.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Stalking of the Chandler residence ==<br />
Under his alias Skyraider91, Al would sometimes stop by the Chandler's residence to take photos of the property and then upload them for fellow trolls. On [[June 2014]] 15th of 2014, Al decided to take advantage of the recent house fire to obtain some of Chris' homework papers and other documents, which he later uploaded. On [[November 2014]] 25 of that same year, he returned to the home to share its latest renovation developments.<br />
<br />
== Director's Cut Leak ==<br />
On [[December 2014]] 18th of 2014, Al uploaded the [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|second part]] of the [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Chandler Family Christmas 2004]] video. This was said to have been apart of Chris' "directors cut" of the [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] video, which Chris had gifted to Catherine. Chatherine most likely forfeited this clip after having received it from Chris.<br />
<br />
== See Also ==<br />
*[[2014 house fire]]<br />
*[[Manchester High Leaks]]<br />
*[[Rental House Tour]]<br />
<br />
== External Links ==<br />
[https://kiwifarms.net/members/garbageraider.1602/ Cousin Al's Kiwi Farms profile]<br />
<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Al}}<br />
{{References}}<br />
{{CatherineSaga}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
[[Category:Trolls]]</div>ParkerHaley2003https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Cousin_Al&diff=287523Cousin Al2022-05-02T07:03:51Z<p>ParkerHaley2003: /* House Tour */</p>
<hr />
<div>{{Troll}}<br />
{{Quote|Chris, there are a lot of artists out there in the world, and even some of the greatest artists out there who have published, have millions of fans—they still get criticism. Because with every, all art, there’s gonna be someone who doesn’t like it. And you know what, those artists, they can just ignore the criticism…|Al confronting Chris about using [[autism]] as an excuse for lack of motivation.}}<br />
{{Infobox Person<br />
|name = Cousin Al<br />
|image = Cousin Al.jpg<br />
|relatives = Catherine Sorrentino (cousin)<br />
|aliases = Al<br>Big Al<br>skyraider91<br>garbageraider<br />
| nationality = [[United States|American]]<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| occupation = [[Troll|Internet troll]]<br>Dumpster Diver<br />
|saga = {{CatherineDenotation}}}}<br />
'''Cousin Al''', formerly known on the CWCki Forums as '''skyraider91''', was an associate of the troll sweetheart [[Catherine]] who, as suggested in the name, roleplayed as her cousin. He is best well-known for raiding Chris's garbage in order to collect his old [[Manchester High Leaks|Manchester High assignments]] following his house's [[2014 house fire|destruction from a fire]]. This would earn him his username being changed to "'''garbageraider'''" by moderators when he posted his findings on the [[Kiwi Farms]] (initially the [[CWCki Forums]] at the time). <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/new-leak-s-15jun2014.3897/ (archive: https://archive.fo/AcM0p)</ref><br />
<br />
To accomplish this, Al would be involved in a conversation between Chris and Catherine during a date at Applebee's, which would ultimately lead to Chris inviting both him and Catherine to his charred up house. Following from there, Chris would give a tour of the remains of the house to both Al and Catherine, though the video became lost to time due to the original account it was posted on being terminated. No archives of the video are known to exist.<br />
<br />
== Post-House Fire Invite ==<br />
<br />
=== In-person meeting with Chris ===<br />
{{main|Catie Date Conversation Transcript}}<br />
On [[August 2014]] 31st of [[2014]], Cousin Al accompanied Catherine on her date with Chris at an Applebee's restaurant. The audio of their meeting was recorded and later posted. After Catherine introduced them, Al told Chris that he had come because Catherine needed a ride. The trio talked about a variety of topics for a while, Cousin Al often asking Chris to elaborate on what he meant when Chris' answers were too vague or confusing. At the end of their date, Al helped Catherine to develop an excuse for why Chris couldn't come back with them to wherever they were staying. Chris then invited the pair to come and visit his recently charred house, to which they obliged.<br />
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=== House Tour ===<br />
{{main|IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court}}<br />
They followed Chris back to his home and upon arriving, began conversing about the fire. While exploring the property, Al would ask Chris questions about things around his yard and details about the fire. After their tour, Catherine made up an excuse about a mechanic who needed them to come pick up her quickly due to a family emergency. Al told her that he could give her a ride and the two left shortly after.<br />
<br />
=== Rental House Tour ===<br />
Al again accompanied Catherine on another outing with Chris, this time to their [[rental house]] that they were staying at while their home was being renovated. At this outing, Al met Chris' [[Dogs|two dogs]] and [[Barb]]. He referred to himself as "Big Al" while introducing himself to Barb. They toured around different parts of the house, most notably Chris' playroom and bedroom. Like during most in-person interactions, Al did most of the question asking. During the second part of the video, the trio listened to Barb talk about various topics, such as when [[Cole]] almost died form an infection and about the recent house fire. Catherine and Al left shortly after Catherine had made up an excuse about needing to catch a flight to Chicago. This interaction like most others was recorded in an audio only format and then later uploaded.<br />
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=== Bowling Outing ===<br />
Al joined Catherine and Chris at a bowling outing and wrote two emails about the experience:<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891]][[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891]]</ref><br />
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{{Email|I and Catie met up with Chris at a bowling alley and we talked and bowled a single game of bowling. We were there about an hour. After that, we went to a local buffet to eat and talked at length in one of the booths. Finally, we drove over to the rental house, said hi to Barb briefly, and went upstairs and briefly played [[PS3]] with Chris. After that, we left.<br />
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Notes-<br />
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The original [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu pages]] are still entirely intact, all of them. I asked Chris is he would be willing to sell them, he said no, then said that if he ever did decide to sell them, that he would want "thousands of dollars" for each issue.<br />
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Chris still considers Catie his girlfriend even though she explicitly told him that now they were just friends.<br />
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Chris mentioned that in [[2010]] that he used to attend a young adult social group and go bowling with other members of the group. He mentioned meeting "his girlfriend '''*Censored*'''" ([[the wallflower]]) at the group. Chris talked contemptuously about other special ed types in the group, but said that if he had a child that was intellectually disabled, (retarded) that he would be OK with that child and still love it.<br />
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Evidently, Barb has told Chris that the reason that Cole doesn't like Barb is because Cole allegedly hit his head when he tripped on a school bus sometime between the ages of 4-7. This allegedly gave Cole lifelong mental and physical problems. Also, Cole allegedly has a bad hip. The last time Chris/Barb saw Cole is person was at a Weston family reunion in [[2004]].<br />
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The Chandlers almost got evicted from their rental house today, because the insurance company decided to not pay the rent for December. Barb came up with the $1600 to pay the rent by taking out a loan against the title on the van.<br />
<br />
Chris thinks that they will be back in 14 BC by the 10th to 17th of [[December 2014|December]]. When he said this in front of Barb, she spoke up and said something to the tune of "that ain't happening" to "you're being very optimistic". Also, Barb is going over to 14 Branchland Court regularly during the weekdays to oversee the construction, and has apparently been trying to boss around/micromanage the construction crews.<br />
<br />
According to Chris, the reason that their paperwork took so long to process for the rebuild on 14 BC is because the person doing it was old, "in their 60's" and was "a senile [[slow in the mind]]".<br />
<br />
Chris is aware that "[[the game place]]" is out of business. When asked about how he felt about that, he tryed thinking for a minute, then said that he didn't know.<br />
<br />
Chris was fired from [[Wendy's]] back in [[2001]] because he drew a deliberately ugly picture of an older, female coworker as a Pokémon on a napkin. He says that he and his coworkers and his manager had emotional issues and didn't get along. Chris also claims that he was wrongly blamed for making a baby cry when the baby and its parents were eating at the restaurant.<br />
<br />
Chris stated that the inheritance that he and Barb received after Bob died was on the order of tens of thousands of dollars. Chris maintained that most to all of the inheritance was spent on legal fees after the events of [[28 October 2011|27 October 2011]] [''sic'']. Chris recalls Barb throwing money at the problem, burning through funds paying [[Rob Bell]] to fight for their innocence, Barbara being stubborn and unwilling to accept a "guilty" plea in court. Evidently, at some point, barb either ran out of money or accepted that no amount of money spent in lawyer's fees would equal an innocent verdict in court.<br />
<br />
When asked about when his social security started, he stated that he didn't remember, then stated that he thought it had been a very long time-since before he started school. When asked if he was receiving the [[tugboat]] during high school, he said that he didn't remember. He stated that the only benefits that he got for his autism were the tugboat and a parking sticker for his car. He then smugly stated that he "gets those benefits because he's special" and sat there proud of his proclamation, as if awaiting a pat on the back.<br />
<br />
There's a lot more. I was wearing the recording rig, but the mic was under my heavy jacket, so I don't know what audio quality we got. I'll review the audio tomorrow and post more if I can.}}<br />
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{{Email|Chris was always floating right around her, clingy as hell. He even tried giving Catie a goodnight kiss, after she told him explicitly that they were just friends. Chris has no sense of personal space or boundaries. It's like she'll tell him to keep his distance, but the thought won't stay in his head for longer than five minutes and then he's hovering too close again. I personally think that he's autistic and just doesn't gauge personal space well, but that's just my theory.<br />
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When asked about where he saw himself [[2019|in 5 years]], Chris said, "you know, I've had a lot of people ask me that question, and I just don't know, I never have" or something to that effect.<br />
<br />
Chris specifically admitted that he can earn up to $900 a month before losing any of his welfare money. I pointed out that there are many felons, disabled people, and high school dropouts who manage to find work, and said to Chris that if he'd been searching for work for almost ten years but hadn't found any, that he should either try harder to find a job, or perhaps enroll in a program that finds employment for people with disabilities. Chris didn't seem to like the thought, and I then asked him if his pride was preventing him from finding work.<br />
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I pointed out that it would help his financial situation to find work, and asked him if his mother would support him finding work. Chris said "yes, my mother would support me finding work, but. . . " so I asked him what the problem was. He stated that he didn't emotionally feel prepared to be away from his mother as long as working full time would necessitate. I pointed out to Chris that he could work part time, and in the local area. I also pointed out that if he was employed, he would be able to better take care of himself after his mother passes away, and pointed out that he was over 30 years old. I asked him what he was going to do after his mother passed away, and he said that he didn't know.<br />
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I pointed out to Chris that there are communities in the united states that are more [[LGBT]] friendly then rural Virginia, such as San Francisco, or Seattle. I also pointed out that the job market and government benefits/welfare are much better in both of those locations, pointing out that San Francisco has the highest minimum wage in the [[United States]], and that he could earn more money there. Chris's response to this was, "but there's no San Francisco in Virginia".<br />
<br />
After informing Chris that I was talking about San Francisco, California, I asked him if he thought moving there was a good idea and he said no, because he didn't want to leave his mother. I asked him if anyone else could take care of his mother for him, mentioning his half-brother Cole and Aunt Harriet by name, but Chris said no, that they wouldn't take barb in. I asked Chris if he would consider moving out of Virginia after Barb dies. Chris flatly stated that he didn't feel comfortable moving to anyplace else, period, although he acknowledged the potential benefits of living in a different location in the United States.<br />
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Chris paid $9,000 for the [[Son-Chu#Current status|2010 ford focus sedan, and he said that the payment is "one-hundred something" a month]]. He said that the interest rate on his loan was only 5%, and that the auto dealership was having a special deal the week that he bought the car. I don't know how accurate those numbers are, but that's what he said.<br />
<br />
When asked, Chris said that he does not know his credit score, or "care much for that".}}<br />
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It was also at this outing that Al had gifted Chris a 3DS copy of Sonic Boom<ref>[[January 2015 Facebook posts]]</ref>.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Stalking of the Chandler residence ==<br />
Under his alias Skyraider91, Al would sometimes stop by the Chandler's residence to take photos of the property and then upload them for fellow trolls. On [[June 2014]] 15th of 2014, Al decided to take advantage of the recent house fire to obtain some of Chris' homework papers and other documents, which he later uploaded. On [[November 2014]] 25 of that same year, he returned to the home to share its latest renovation developments.<br />
<br />
== Director's Cut Leak ==<br />
On [[December 2014]] 18th of 2014, Al uploaded the [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|second part]] of the [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Chandler Family Christmas 2004]] video. This was said to have been apart of Chris' "directors cut" of the [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] video, which Chris had gifted to Catherine. Chatherine most likely forfeited this clip after having received it from Chris.<br />
<br />
== See Also ==<br />
*[[2014 house fire]]<br />
*[[Manchester High Leaks]]<br />
*[[Rental House Tour]]<br />
<br />
== External Links ==<br />
[https://kiwifarms.net/members/garbageraider.1602/ Cousin Al's Kiwi Farms profile]<br />
<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Al}}<br />
{{References}}<br />
{{CatherineSaga}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
[[Category:Trolls]]</div>ParkerHaley2003https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Cousin_Al&diff=287522Cousin Al2022-05-02T07:01:46Z<p>ParkerHaley2003: /* In-person meeting with Chris */</p>
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<div>{{Troll}}<br />
{{Quote|Chris, there are a lot of artists out there in the world, and even some of the greatest artists out there who have published, have millions of fans—they still get criticism. Because with every, all art, there’s gonna be someone who doesn’t like it. And you know what, those artists, they can just ignore the criticism…|Al confronting Chris about using [[autism]] as an excuse for lack of motivation.}}<br />
{{Infobox Person<br />
|name = Cousin Al<br />
|image = Cousin Al.jpg<br />
|relatives = Catherine Sorrentino (cousin)<br />
|aliases = Al<br>Big Al<br>skyraider91<br>garbageraider<br />
| nationality = [[United States|American]]<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| occupation = [[Troll|Internet troll]]<br>Dumpster Diver<br />
|saga = {{CatherineDenotation}}}}<br />
'''Cousin Al''', formerly known on the CWCki Forums as '''skyraider91''', was an associate of the troll sweetheart [[Catherine]] who, as suggested in the name, roleplayed as her cousin. He is best well-known for raiding Chris's garbage in order to collect his old [[Manchester High Leaks|Manchester High assignments]] following his house's [[2014 house fire|destruction from a fire]]. This would earn him his username being changed to "'''garbageraider'''" by moderators when he posted his findings on the [[Kiwi Farms]] (initially the [[CWCki Forums]] at the time). <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/new-leak-s-15jun2014.3897/ (archive: https://archive.fo/AcM0p)</ref><br />
<br />
To accomplish this, Al would be involved in a conversation between Chris and Catherine during a date at Applebee's, which would ultimately lead to Chris inviting both him and Catherine to his charred up house. Following from there, Chris would give a tour of the remains of the house to both Al and Catherine, though the video became lost to time due to the original account it was posted on being terminated. No archives of the video are known to exist.<br />
<br />
== Post-House Fire Invite ==<br />
<br />
=== In-person meeting with Chris ===<br />
{{main|Catie Date Conversation Transcript}}<br />
On [[August 2014]] 31st of [[2014]], Cousin Al accompanied Catherine on her date with Chris at an Applebee's restaurant. The audio of their meeting was recorded and later posted. After Catherine introduced them, Al told Chris that he had come because Catherine needed a ride. The trio talked about a variety of topics for a while, Cousin Al often asking Chris to elaborate on what he meant when Chris' answers were too vague or confusing. At the end of their date, Al helped Catherine to develop an excuse for why Chris couldn't come back with them to wherever they were staying. Chris then invited the pair to come and visit his recently charred house, to which they obliged.<br />
<br />
=== House Tour ===<br />
<br />
They followed Chris back to his home and upon arriving, began conversing about the fire. While exploring the property, Al would ask Chris questions about things around his yard and details about the fire. After their tour, Catherine made up an excuse about a mechanic who needed them to come pick up her quickly due to a family emergency. Al told her that he could give her a ride and the two left shortly after.<br />
<br />
=== Rental House Tour ===<br />
Al again accompanied Catherine on another outing with Chris, this time to their [[rental house]] that they were staying at while their home was being renovated. At this outing, Al met Chris' [[Dogs|two dogs]] and [[Barb]]. He referred to himself as "Big Al" while introducing himself to Barb. They toured around different parts of the house, most notably Chris' playroom and bedroom. Like during most in-person interactions, Al did most of the question asking. During the second part of the video, the trio listened to Barb talk about various topics, such as when [[Cole]] almost died form an infection and about the recent house fire. Catherine and Al left shortly after Catherine had made up an excuse about needing to catch a flight to Chicago. This interaction like most others was recorded in an audio only format and then later uploaded.<br />
<br />
=== Bowling Outing ===<br />
Al joined Catherine and Chris at a bowling outing and wrote two emails about the experience:<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891]][[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891]]</ref><br />
<br />
{{Email|I and Catie met up with Chris at a bowling alley and we talked and bowled a single game of bowling. We were there about an hour. After that, we went to a local buffet to eat and talked at length in one of the booths. Finally, we drove over to the rental house, said hi to Barb briefly, and went upstairs and briefly played [[PS3]] with Chris. After that, we left.<br />
<br />
Notes-<br />
<br />
The original [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu pages]] are still entirely intact, all of them. I asked Chris is he would be willing to sell them, he said no, then said that if he ever did decide to sell them, that he would want "thousands of dollars" for each issue.<br />
<br />
Chris still considers Catie his girlfriend even though she explicitly told him that now they were just friends.<br />
<br />
Chris mentioned that in [[2010]] that he used to attend a young adult social group and go bowling with other members of the group. He mentioned meeting "his girlfriend '''*Censored*'''" ([[the wallflower]]) at the group. Chris talked contemptuously about other special ed types in the group, but said that if he had a child that was intellectually disabled, (retarded) that he would be OK with that child and still love it.<br />
<br />
Evidently, Barb has told Chris that the reason that Cole doesn't like Barb is because Cole allegedly hit his head when he tripped on a school bus sometime between the ages of 4-7. This allegedly gave Cole lifelong mental and physical problems. Also, Cole allegedly has a bad hip. The last time Chris/Barb saw Cole is person was at a Weston family reunion in [[2004]].<br />
<br />
The Chandlers almost got evicted from their rental house today, because the insurance company decided to not pay the rent for December. Barb came up with the $1600 to pay the rent by taking out a loan against the title on the van.<br />
<br />
Chris thinks that they will be back in 14 BC by the 10th to 17th of [[December 2014|December]]. When he said this in front of Barb, she spoke up and said something to the tune of "that ain't happening" to "you're being very optimistic". Also, Barb is going over to 14 Branchland Court regularly during the weekdays to oversee the construction, and has apparently been trying to boss around/micromanage the construction crews.<br />
<br />
According to Chris, the reason that their paperwork took so long to process for the rebuild on 14 BC is because the person doing it was old, "in their 60's" and was "a senile [[slow in the mind]]".<br />
<br />
Chris is aware that "[[the game place]]" is out of business. When asked about how he felt about that, he tryed thinking for a minute, then said that he didn't know.<br />
<br />
Chris was fired from [[Wendy's]] back in [[2001]] because he drew a deliberately ugly picture of an older, female coworker as a Pokémon on a napkin. He says that he and his coworkers and his manager had emotional issues and didn't get along. Chris also claims that he was wrongly blamed for making a baby cry when the baby and its parents were eating at the restaurant.<br />
<br />
Chris stated that the inheritance that he and Barb received after Bob died was on the order of tens of thousands of dollars. Chris maintained that most to all of the inheritance was spent on legal fees after the events of [[28 October 2011|27 October 2011]] [''sic'']. Chris recalls Barb throwing money at the problem, burning through funds paying [[Rob Bell]] to fight for their innocence, Barbara being stubborn and unwilling to accept a "guilty" plea in court. Evidently, at some point, barb either ran out of money or accepted that no amount of money spent in lawyer's fees would equal an innocent verdict in court.<br />
<br />
When asked about when his social security started, he stated that he didn't remember, then stated that he thought it had been a very long time-since before he started school. When asked if he was receiving the [[tugboat]] during high school, he said that he didn't remember. He stated that the only benefits that he got for his autism were the tugboat and a parking sticker for his car. He then smugly stated that he "gets those benefits because he's special" and sat there proud of his proclamation, as if awaiting a pat on the back.<br />
<br />
There's a lot more. I was wearing the recording rig, but the mic was under my heavy jacket, so I don't know what audio quality we got. I'll review the audio tomorrow and post more if I can.}}<br />
<br />
{{Email|Chris was always floating right around her, clingy as hell. He even tried giving Catie a goodnight kiss, after she told him explicitly that they were just friends. Chris has no sense of personal space or boundaries. It's like she'll tell him to keep his distance, but the thought won't stay in his head for longer than five minutes and then he's hovering too close again. I personally think that he's autistic and just doesn't gauge personal space well, but that's just my theory.<br />
<br />
When asked about where he saw himself [[2019|in 5 years]], Chris said, "you know, I've had a lot of people ask me that question, and I just don't know, I never have" or something to that effect.<br />
<br />
Chris specifically admitted that he can earn up to $900 a month before losing any of his welfare money. I pointed out that there are many felons, disabled people, and high school dropouts who manage to find work, and said to Chris that if he'd been searching for work for almost ten years but hadn't found any, that he should either try harder to find a job, or perhaps enroll in a program that finds employment for people with disabilities. Chris didn't seem to like the thought, and I then asked him if his pride was preventing him from finding work.<br />
<br />
I pointed out that it would help his financial situation to find work, and asked him if his mother would support him finding work. Chris said "yes, my mother would support me finding work, but. . . " so I asked him what the problem was. He stated that he didn't emotionally feel prepared to be away from his mother as long as working full time would necessitate. I pointed out to Chris that he could work part time, and in the local area. I also pointed out that if he was employed, he would be able to better take care of himself after his mother passes away, and pointed out that he was over 30 years old. I asked him what he was going to do after his mother passed away, and he said that he didn't know.<br />
<br />
I pointed out to Chris that there are communities in the united states that are more [[LGBT]] friendly then rural Virginia, such as San Francisco, or Seattle. I also pointed out that the job market and government benefits/welfare are much better in both of those locations, pointing out that San Francisco has the highest minimum wage in the [[United States]], and that he could earn more money there. Chris's response to this was, "but there's no San Francisco in Virginia".<br />
<br />
After informing Chris that I was talking about San Francisco, California, I asked him if he thought moving there was a good idea and he said no, because he didn't want to leave his mother. I asked him if anyone else could take care of his mother for him, mentioning his half-brother Cole and Aunt Harriet by name, but Chris said no, that they wouldn't take barb in. I asked Chris if he would consider moving out of Virginia after Barb dies. Chris flatly stated that he didn't feel comfortable moving to anyplace else, period, although he acknowledged the potential benefits of living in a different location in the United States.<br />
<br />
Chris paid $9,000 for the [[Son-Chu#Current status|2010 ford focus sedan, and he said that the payment is "one-hundred something" a month]]. He said that the interest rate on his loan was only 5%, and that the auto dealership was having a special deal the week that he bought the car. I don't know how accurate those numbers are, but that's what he said.<br />
<br />
When asked, Chris said that he does not know his credit score, or "care much for that".}}<br />
<br />
It was also at this outing that Al had gifted Chris a 3DS copy of Sonic Boom<ref>[[January 2015 Facebook posts]]</ref>.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Stalking of the Chandler residence ==<br />
Under his alias Skyraider91, Al would sometimes stop by the Chandler's residence to take photos of the property and then upload them for fellow trolls. On [[June 2014]] 15th of 2014, Al decided to take advantage of the recent house fire to obtain some of Chris' homework papers and other documents, which he later uploaded. On [[November 2014]] 25 of that same year, he returned to the home to share its latest renovation developments.<br />
<br />
== Director's Cut Leak ==<br />
On [[December 2014]] 18th of 2014, Al uploaded the [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|second part]] of the [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Chandler Family Christmas 2004]] video. This was said to have been apart of Chris' "directors cut" of the [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] video, which Chris had gifted to Catherine. Chatherine most likely forfeited this clip after having received it from Chris.<br />
<br />
== See Also ==<br />
*[[2014 house fire]]<br />
*[[Manchester High Leaks]]<br />
*[[Rental House Tour]]<br />
<br />
== External Links ==<br />
[https://kiwifarms.net/members/garbageraider.1602/ Cousin Al's Kiwi Farms profile]<br />
<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Al}}<br />
{{References}}<br />
{{CatherineSaga}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
[[Category:Trolls]]</div>ParkerHaley2003https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Cousin_Al&diff=287521Cousin Al2022-05-02T07:01:12Z<p>ParkerHaley2003: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{Troll}}<br />
{{Quote|Chris, there are a lot of artists out there in the world, and even some of the greatest artists out there who have published, have millions of fans—they still get criticism. Because with every, all art, there’s gonna be someone who doesn’t like it. And you know what, those artists, they can just ignore the criticism…|Al confronting Chris about using [[autism]] as an excuse for lack of motivation.}}<br />
{{Infobox Person<br />
|name = Cousin Al<br />
|image = Cousin Al.jpg<br />
|relatives = Catherine Sorrentino (cousin)<br />
|aliases = Al<br>Big Al<br>skyraider91<br>garbageraider<br />
| nationality = [[United States|American]]<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| occupation = [[Troll|Internet troll]]<br>Dumpster Diver<br />
|saga = {{CatherineDenotation}}}}<br />
'''Cousin Al''', formerly known on the CWCki Forums as '''skyraider91''', was an associate of the troll sweetheart [[Catherine]] who, as suggested in the name, roleplayed as her cousin. He is best well-known for raiding Chris's garbage in order to collect his old [[Manchester High Leaks|Manchester High assignments]] following his house's [[2014 house fire|destruction from a fire]]. This would earn him his username being changed to "'''garbageraider'''" by moderators when he posted his findings on the [[Kiwi Farms]] (initially the [[CWCki Forums]] at the time). <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/new-leak-s-15jun2014.3897/ (archive: https://archive.fo/AcM0p)</ref><br />
<br />
To accomplish this, Al would be involved in a conversation between Chris and Catherine during a date at Applebee's, which would ultimately lead to Chris inviting both him and Catherine to his charred up house. Following from there, Chris would give a tour of the remains of the house to both Al and Catherine, though the video became lost to time due to the original account it was posted on being terminated. No archives of the video are known to exist.<br />
<br />
== Post-House Fire Invite ==<br />
<br />
=== In-person meeting with Chris ===<br />
On [[August 2014]] 31st of [[2014]], Cousin Al accompanied Catherine on her date with Chris at an Applebee's restaurant. The audio of their meeting was recorded and later posted. After Catherine introduced them, Al told Chris that he had come because Catherine needed a ride. The trio talked about a variety of topics for a while, Cousin Al often asking Chris to elaborate on what he meant when Chris' answers were too vague or confusing. At the end of their date, Al helped Catherine to develop an excuse for why Chris couldn't come back with them to wherever they were staying. Chris then invited the pair to come and visit his recently charred house, to which they obliged. <br />
<br />
=== House Tour ===<br />
<br />
They followed Chris back to his home and upon arriving, began conversing about the fire. While exploring the property, Al would ask Chris questions about things around his yard and details about the fire. After their tour, Catherine made up an excuse about a mechanic who needed them to come pick up her quickly due to a family emergency. Al told her that he could give her a ride and the two left shortly after.<br />
<br />
=== Rental House Tour ===<br />
Al again accompanied Catherine on another outing with Chris, this time to their [[rental house]] that they were staying at while their home was being renovated. At this outing, Al met Chris' [[Dogs|two dogs]] and [[Barb]]. He referred to himself as "Big Al" while introducing himself to Barb. They toured around different parts of the house, most notably Chris' playroom and bedroom. Like during most in-person interactions, Al did most of the question asking. During the second part of the video, the trio listened to Barb talk about various topics, such as when [[Cole]] almost died form an infection and about the recent house fire. Catherine and Al left shortly after Catherine had made up an excuse about needing to catch a flight to Chicago. This interaction like most others was recorded in an audio only format and then later uploaded.<br />
<br />
=== Bowling Outing ===<br />
Al joined Catherine and Chris at a bowling outing and wrote two emails about the experience:<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891]][[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891]]</ref><br />
<br />
{{Email|I and Catie met up with Chris at a bowling alley and we talked and bowled a single game of bowling. We were there about an hour. After that, we went to a local buffet to eat and talked at length in one of the booths. Finally, we drove over to the rental house, said hi to Barb briefly, and went upstairs and briefly played [[PS3]] with Chris. After that, we left.<br />
<br />
Notes-<br />
<br />
The original [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu pages]] are still entirely intact, all of them. I asked Chris is he would be willing to sell them, he said no, then said that if he ever did decide to sell them, that he would want "thousands of dollars" for each issue.<br />
<br />
Chris still considers Catie his girlfriend even though she explicitly told him that now they were just friends.<br />
<br />
Chris mentioned that in [[2010]] that he used to attend a young adult social group and go bowling with other members of the group. He mentioned meeting "his girlfriend '''*Censored*'''" ([[the wallflower]]) at the group. Chris talked contemptuously about other special ed types in the group, but said that if he had a child that was intellectually disabled, (retarded) that he would be OK with that child and still love it.<br />
<br />
Evidently, Barb has told Chris that the reason that Cole doesn't like Barb is because Cole allegedly hit his head when he tripped on a school bus sometime between the ages of 4-7. This allegedly gave Cole lifelong mental and physical problems. Also, Cole allegedly has a bad hip. The last time Chris/Barb saw Cole is person was at a Weston family reunion in [[2004]].<br />
<br />
The Chandlers almost got evicted from their rental house today, because the insurance company decided to not pay the rent for December. Barb came up with the $1600 to pay the rent by taking out a loan against the title on the van.<br />
<br />
Chris thinks that they will be back in 14 BC by the 10th to 17th of [[December 2014|December]]. When he said this in front of Barb, she spoke up and said something to the tune of "that ain't happening" to "you're being very optimistic". Also, Barb is going over to 14 Branchland Court regularly during the weekdays to oversee the construction, and has apparently been trying to boss around/micromanage the construction crews.<br />
<br />
According to Chris, the reason that their paperwork took so long to process for the rebuild on 14 BC is because the person doing it was old, "in their 60's" and was "a senile [[slow in the mind]]".<br />
<br />
Chris is aware that "[[the game place]]" is out of business. When asked about how he felt about that, he tryed thinking for a minute, then said that he didn't know.<br />
<br />
Chris was fired from [[Wendy's]] back in [[2001]] because he drew a deliberately ugly picture of an older, female coworker as a Pokémon on a napkin. He says that he and his coworkers and his manager had emotional issues and didn't get along. Chris also claims that he was wrongly blamed for making a baby cry when the baby and its parents were eating at the restaurant.<br />
<br />
Chris stated that the inheritance that he and Barb received after Bob died was on the order of tens of thousands of dollars. Chris maintained that most to all of the inheritance was spent on legal fees after the events of [[28 October 2011|27 October 2011]] [''sic'']. Chris recalls Barb throwing money at the problem, burning through funds paying [[Rob Bell]] to fight for their innocence, Barbara being stubborn and unwilling to accept a "guilty" plea in court. Evidently, at some point, barb either ran out of money or accepted that no amount of money spent in lawyer's fees would equal an innocent verdict in court.<br />
<br />
When asked about when his social security started, he stated that he didn't remember, then stated that he thought it had been a very long time-since before he started school. When asked if he was receiving the [[tugboat]] during high school, he said that he didn't remember. He stated that the only benefits that he got for his autism were the tugboat and a parking sticker for his car. He then smugly stated that he "gets those benefits because he's special" and sat there proud of his proclamation, as if awaiting a pat on the back.<br />
<br />
There's a lot more. I was wearing the recording rig, but the mic was under my heavy jacket, so I don't know what audio quality we got. I'll review the audio tomorrow and post more if I can.}}<br />
<br />
{{Email|Chris was always floating right around her, clingy as hell. He even tried giving Catie a goodnight kiss, after she told him explicitly that they were just friends. Chris has no sense of personal space or boundaries. It's like she'll tell him to keep his distance, but the thought won't stay in his head for longer than five minutes and then he's hovering too close again. I personally think that he's autistic and just doesn't gauge personal space well, but that's just my theory.<br />
<br />
When asked about where he saw himself [[2019|in 5 years]], Chris said, "you know, I've had a lot of people ask me that question, and I just don't know, I never have" or something to that effect.<br />
<br />
Chris specifically admitted that he can earn up to $900 a month before losing any of his welfare money. I pointed out that there are many felons, disabled people, and high school dropouts who manage to find work, and said to Chris that if he'd been searching for work for almost ten years but hadn't found any, that he should either try harder to find a job, or perhaps enroll in a program that finds employment for people with disabilities. Chris didn't seem to like the thought, and I then asked him if his pride was preventing him from finding work.<br />
<br />
I pointed out that it would help his financial situation to find work, and asked him if his mother would support him finding work. Chris said "yes, my mother would support me finding work, but. . . " so I asked him what the problem was. He stated that he didn't emotionally feel prepared to be away from his mother as long as working full time would necessitate. I pointed out to Chris that he could work part time, and in the local area. I also pointed out that if he was employed, he would be able to better take care of himself after his mother passes away, and pointed out that he was over 30 years old. I asked him what he was going to do after his mother passed away, and he said that he didn't know.<br />
<br />
I pointed out to Chris that there are communities in the united states that are more [[LGBT]] friendly then rural Virginia, such as San Francisco, or Seattle. I also pointed out that the job market and government benefits/welfare are much better in both of those locations, pointing out that San Francisco has the highest minimum wage in the [[United States]], and that he could earn more money there. Chris's response to this was, "but there's no San Francisco in Virginia".<br />
<br />
After informing Chris that I was talking about San Francisco, California, I asked him if he thought moving there was a good idea and he said no, because he didn't want to leave his mother. I asked him if anyone else could take care of his mother for him, mentioning his half-brother Cole and Aunt Harriet by name, but Chris said no, that they wouldn't take barb in. I asked Chris if he would consider moving out of Virginia after Barb dies. Chris flatly stated that he didn't feel comfortable moving to anyplace else, period, although he acknowledged the potential benefits of living in a different location in the United States.<br />
<br />
Chris paid $9,000 for the [[Son-Chu#Current status|2010 ford focus sedan, and he said that the payment is "one-hundred something" a month]]. He said that the interest rate on his loan was only 5%, and that the auto dealership was having a special deal the week that he bought the car. I don't know how accurate those numbers are, but that's what he said.<br />
<br />
When asked, Chris said that he does not know his credit score, or "care much for that".}}<br />
<br />
It was also at this outing that Al had gifted Chris a 3DS copy of Sonic Boom<ref>[[January 2015 Facebook posts]]</ref>.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Stalking of the Chandler residence ==<br />
Under his alias Skyraider91, Al would sometimes stop by the Chandler's residence to take photos of the property and then upload them for fellow trolls. On [[June 2014]] 15th of 2014, Al decided to take advantage of the recent house fire to obtain some of Chris' homework papers and other documents, which he later uploaded. On [[November 2014]] 25 of that same year, he returned to the home to share its latest renovation developments.<br />
<br />
== Director's Cut Leak ==<br />
On [[December 2014]] 18th of 2014, Al uploaded the [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|second part]] of the [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Chandler Family Christmas 2004]] video. This was said to have been apart of Chris' "directors cut" of the [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] video, which Chris had gifted to Catherine. Chatherine most likely forfeited this clip after having received it from Chris.<br />
<br />
== See Also ==<br />
*[[2014 house fire]]<br />
*[[Manchester High Leaks]]<br />
*[[Rental House Tour]]<br />
<br />
== External Links ==<br />
[https://kiwifarms.net/members/garbageraider.1602/ Cousin Al's Kiwi Farms profile]<br />
<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Al}}<br />
{{References}}<br />
{{CatherineSaga}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
[[Category:Trolls]]</div>ParkerHaley2003https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Cousin_Al&diff=287520Cousin Al2022-05-02T07:00:56Z<p>ParkerHaley2003: /* Post-House Fire Invite */</p>
<hr />
<div>{{Troll}}<br />
{{Quote|Chris, there are a lot of artists out there in the world, and even some of the greatest artists out there who have published, have millions of fans—they still get criticism. Because with every, all art, there’s gonna be someone who doesn’t like it. And you know what, those artists, they can just ignore the criticism…|Al confronting Chris about using [[autism]] as an excuse for lack of motivation.}}<br />
{{Infobox Person<br />
|name = Cousin Al<br />
|image = Cousin Al.jpg<br />
|relatives = Catherine Sorrentino (cousin)<br />
|aliases = Al<br>Big Al<br>skyraider91<br>garbageraider<br />
| nationality = [[United States|American]]<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| occupation = [[Troll|Internet troll]]<br>Dumpster Diver<br />
|saga = {{CatherineDenotation}}}}<br />
'''Cousin Al''', formerly known on the CWCki Forums as '''skyraider91''', was an associate of the troll sweetheart [[Catherine]] who, as suggested in the name, roleplayed as her cousin. He is best well-known for raiding Chris's garbage in order to collect his old [[Manchester High Leaks|Manchester High assignments]] following his house's [[2014 house fire|destruction from a fire]]. This would earn him his username being changed to "'''garbageraider'''" by moderators when he posted his findings on the [[Kiwi Farms]] (initially the [[CWCki Forums]] at the time). <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/new-leak-s-15jun2014.3897/ (archive: https://archive.fo/AcM0p)</ref><br />
<br />
To accomplish this, Al would be involved in a conversation between Chris and Catherine during a date at Applebee's, which would ultimately lead to Chris inviting both him and Catherine to his charred up house. Following from there, Chris would give a tour of the remains of the house to both Al and Catherine, though the video became lost to time due to the original account it was posted on being terminated. No archives of the video are known to exist.<br />
<br />
== Post-House Fire Invite ==<br />
<br />
=== In-person meeting with Chris ===<br />
On [[August 2014]] 31st of [[2014]], Cousin Al accompanied Catherine on her date with Chris at an Applebee's restaurant. The audio of their meeting was recorded and later posted. After Catherine introduced them, Al told Chris that he had come because Catherine needed a ride. The trio talked about a variety of topics for a while, Cousin Al often asking Chris to elaborate on what he meant when Chris' answers were too vague or confusing. At the end of their date, Al helped Catherine to develop an excuse for why Chris couldn't come back with them to wherever they were staying. Chris then invited the pair to come and visit his recently charred house, to which they obliged. <br />
<br />
=== House Tour ===<br />
<br />
They followed Chris back to his home and upon arriving, began conversing about the fire. While exploring the property, Al would ask Chris questions about things around his yard and details about the fire. After their tour, Catherine made up an excuse about a mechanic who needed them to come pick up her quickly due to a family emergency. Al told her that he could give her a ride and the two left shortly after.<br />
<br />
=== Rental House Tour ===<br />
Al again accompanied Catherine on another outing with Chris, this time to their [[rental house]] that they were staying at while their home was being renovated. At this outing, Al met Chris' [[Dogs|two dogs]] and [[Barb]]. He referred to himself as "Big Al" while introducing himself to Barb. They toured around different parts of the house, most notably Chris' playroom and bedroom. Like during most in-person interactions, Al did most of the question asking. During the second part of the video, the trio listened to Barb talk about various topics, such as when [[Cole]] almost died form an infection and about the recent house fire. Catherine and Al left shortly after Catherine had made up an excuse about needing to catch a flight to Chicago. This interaction like most others was recorded in an audio only format and then later uploaded.<br />
<br />
=== Bowling Outing ===<br />
Al joined Catherine and Chris at a bowling outing and wrote two emails about the experience:<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891]][[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891]]</ref><br />
<br />
{{Email|I and Catie met up with Chris at a bowling alley and we talked and bowled a single game of bowling. We were there about an hour. After that, we went to a local buffet to eat and talked at length in one of the booths. Finally, we drove over to the rental house, said hi to Barb briefly, and went upstairs and briefly played [[PS3]] with Chris. After that, we left.<br />
<br />
Notes-<br />
<br />
The original [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu pages]] are still entirely intact, all of them. I asked Chris is he would be willing to sell them, he said no, then said that if he ever did decide to sell them, that he would want "thousands of dollars" for each issue.<br />
<br />
Chris still considers Catie his girlfriend even though she explicitly told him that now they were just friends.<br />
<br />
Chris mentioned that in [[2010]] that he used to attend a young adult social group and go bowling with other members of the group. He mentioned meeting "his girlfriend '''*Censored*'''" ([[the wallflower]]) at the group. Chris talked contemptuously about other special ed types in the group, but said that if he had a child that was intellectually disabled, (retarded) that he would be OK with that child and still love it.<br />
<br />
Evidently, Barb has told Chris that the reason that Cole doesn't like Barb is because Cole allegedly hit his head when he tripped on a school bus sometime between the ages of 4-7. This allegedly gave Cole lifelong mental and physical problems. Also, Cole allegedly has a bad hip. The last time Chris/Barb saw Cole is person was at a Weston family reunion in [[2004]].<br />
<br />
The Chandlers almost got evicted from their rental house today, because the insurance company decided to not pay the rent for December. Barb came up with the $1600 to pay the rent by taking out a loan against the title on the van.<br />
<br />
Chris thinks that they will be back in 14 BC by the 10th to 17th of [[December 2014|December]]. When he said this in front of Barb, she spoke up and said something to the tune of "that ain't happening" to "you're being very optimistic". Also, Barb is going over to 14 Branchland Court regularly during the weekdays to oversee the construction, and has apparently been trying to boss around/micromanage the construction crews.<br />
<br />
According to Chris, the reason that their paperwork took so long to process for the rebuild on 14 BC is because the person doing it was old, "in their 60's" and was "a senile [[slow in the mind]]".<br />
<br />
Chris is aware that "[[the game place]]" is out of business. When asked about how he felt about that, he tryed thinking for a minute, then said that he didn't know.<br />
<br />
Chris was fired from [[Wendy's]] back in [[2001]] because he drew a deliberately ugly picture of an older, female coworker as a Pokémon on a napkin. He says that he and his coworkers and his manager had emotional issues and didn't get along. Chris also claims that he was wrongly blamed for making a baby cry when the baby and its parents were eating at the restaurant.<br />
<br />
Chris stated that the inheritance that he and Barb received after Bob died was on the order of tens of thousands of dollars. Chris maintained that most to all of the inheritance was spent on legal fees after the events of [[28 October 2011|27 October 2011]] [''sic'']. Chris recalls Barb throwing money at the problem, burning through funds paying [[Rob Bell]] to fight for their innocence, Barbara being stubborn and unwilling to accept a "guilty" plea in court. Evidently, at some point, barb either ran out of money or accepted that no amount of money spent in lawyer's fees would equal an innocent verdict in court.<br />
<br />
When asked about when his social security started, he stated that he didn't remember, then stated that he thought it had been a very long time-since before he started school. When asked if he was receiving the [[tugboat]] during high school, he said that he didn't remember. He stated that the only benefits that he got for his autism were the tugboat and a parking sticker for his car. He then smugly stated that he "gets those benefits because he's special" and sat there proud of his proclamation, as if awaiting a pat on the back.<br />
<br />
There's a lot more. I was wearing the recording rig, but the mic was under my heavy jacket, so I don't know what audio quality we got. I'll review the audio tomorrow and post more if I can.}}<br />
<br />
{{Email|Chris was always floating right around her, clingy as hell. He even tried giving Catie a goodnight kiss, after she told him explicitly that they were just friends. Chris has no sense of personal space or boundaries. It's like she'll tell him to keep his distance, but the thought won't stay in his head for longer than five minutes and then he's hovering too close again. I personally think that he's autistic and just doesn't gauge personal space well, but that's just my theory.<br />
<br />
When asked about where he saw himself [[2019|in 5 years]], Chris said, "you know, I've had a lot of people ask me that question, and I just don't know, I never have" or something to that effect.<br />
<br />
Chris specifically admitted that he can earn up to $900 a month before losing any of his welfare money. I pointed out that there are many felons, disabled people, and high school dropouts who manage to find work, and said to Chris that if he'd been searching for work for almost ten years but hadn't found any, that he should either try harder to find a job, or perhaps enroll in a program that finds employment for people with disabilities. Chris didn't seem to like the thought, and I then asked him if his pride was preventing him from finding work.<br />
<br />
I pointed out that it would help his financial situation to find work, and asked him if his mother would support him finding work. Chris said "yes, my mother would support me finding work, but. . . " so I asked him what the problem was. He stated that he didn't emotionally feel prepared to be away from his mother as long as working full time would necessitate. I pointed out to Chris that he could work part time, and in the local area. I also pointed out that if he was employed, he would be able to better take care of himself after his mother passes away, and pointed out that he was over 30 years old. I asked him what he was going to do after his mother passed away, and he said that he didn't know.<br />
<br />
I pointed out to Chris that there are communities in the united states that are more [[LGBT]] friendly then rural Virginia, such as San Francisco, or Seattle. I also pointed out that the job market and government benefits/welfare are much better in both of those locations, pointing out that San Francisco has the highest minimum wage in the [[United States]], and that he could earn more money there. Chris's response to this was, "but there's no San Francisco in Virginia".<br />
<br />
After informing Chris that I was talking about San Francisco, California, I asked him if he thought moving there was a good idea and he said no, because he didn't want to leave his mother. I asked him if anyone else could take care of his mother for him, mentioning his half-brother Cole and Aunt Harriet by name, but Chris said no, that they wouldn't take barb in. I asked Chris if he would consider moving out of Virginia after Barb dies. Chris flatly stated that he didn't feel comfortable moving to anyplace else, period, although he acknowledged the potential benefits of living in a different location in the United States.<br />
<br />
Chris paid $9,000 for the [[Son-Chu#Current status|2010 ford focus sedan, and he said that the payment is "one-hundred something" a month]]. He said that the interest rate on his loan was only 5%, and that the auto dealership was having a special deal the week that he bought the car. I don't know how accurate those numbers are, but that's what he said.<br />
<br />
When asked, Chris said that he does not know his credit score, or "care much for that".}}<br />
<br />
It was also at this outing that Al had gifted Chris a 3DS copy of Sonic Boom<ref>[[January 2015 Facebook posts]]</ref>.<br />
<br />
== Director's Cut Leak ==<br />
On [[December 2014]] 18th of 2014, Al uploaded the [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|second part]] of the [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Chandler Family Christmas 2004]] video. This was said to have been apart of Chris' "directors cut" of the [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] video, which Chris had gifted to Catherine. Chatherine most likely forfeited this clip after having received it from Chris.<br />
<br />
== See Also ==<br />
*[[2014 house fire]]<br />
*[[Manchester High Leaks]]<br />
*[[Rental House Tour]]<br />
<br />
== External Links ==<br />
[https://kiwifarms.net/members/garbageraider.1602/ Cousin Al's Kiwi Farms profile]<br />
<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Al}}<br />
{{References}}<br />
{{CatherineSaga}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
[[Category:Trolls]]</div>ParkerHaley2003https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Cousin_Al&diff=287519Cousin Al2022-05-02T06:56:59Z<p>ParkerHaley2003: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{Troll}}<br />
{{Quote|Chris, there are a lot of artists out there in the world, and even some of the greatest artists out there who have published, have millions of fans—they still get criticism. Because with every, all art, there’s gonna be someone who doesn’t like it. And you know what, those artists, they can just ignore the criticism…|Al confronting Chris about using [[autism]] as an excuse for lack of motivation.}}<br />
{{Infobox Person<br />
|name = Cousin Al<br />
|image = Cousin Al.jpg<br />
|relatives = Catherine Sorrentino (cousin)<br />
|aliases = Al<br>Big Al<br>skyraider91<br>garbageraider<br />
| nationality = [[United States|American]]<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| occupation = [[Troll|Internet troll]]<br>Dumpster Diver<br />
|saga = {{CatherineDenotation}}}}<br />
'''Cousin Al''', formerly known on the CWCki Forums as '''skyraider91''', was an associate of the troll sweetheart [[Catherine]] who, as suggested in the name, roleplayed as her cousin. He is best well-known for raiding Chris's garbage in order to collect his old [[Manchester High Leaks|Manchester High assignments]] following his house's [[2014 house fire|destruction from a fire]]. This would earn him his username being changed to "'''garbageraider'''" by moderators when he posted his findings on the [[Kiwi Farms]] (initially the [[CWCki Forums]] at the time). <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/new-leak-s-15jun2014.3897/ (archive: https://archive.fo/AcM0p)</ref><br />
<br />
To accomplish this, Al would be involved in a conversation between Chris and Catherine during a date at Applebee's, which would ultimately lead to Chris inviting both him and Catherine to his charred up house. Following from there, Chris would give a tour of the remains of the house to both Al and Catherine, though the video became lost to time due to the original account it was posted on being terminated. No archives of the video are known to exist.<br />
<br />
== Post-House Fire Invite ==<br />
<br />
=== In-person meeting with Chris ===<br />
On [[August 2014]] 31st of [[2014]], Cousin Al accompanied Catherine on her date with Chris at an Applebee's restaurant. The audio of their meeting was recorded and later posted. After Catherine introduced them, Al told Chris that he had come because Catherine needed a ride. The trio talked about a variety of topics for a while, Cousin Al often asking Chris to elaborate on what he meant when Chris' answers were too vague or confusing. At the end of their date, Al helped Catherine to develop an excuse for why Chris couldn't come back with them to wherever they were staying. Chris then invited the pair to come and visit his recently charred house, to which they obliged. <br />
<br />
=== House Tour ===<br />
<br />
They followed Chris back to his home and upon arriving, began conversing about the fire. While exploring the property, Al would ask Chris questions about things around his yard and details about the fire. After their tour, Catherine made up an excuse about a mechanic who needed them to come pick up her quickly due to a family emergency. Al told her that he could give her a ride and the two left shortly after.<br />
<br />
=== Stalking of the Chandler residence ===<br />
Under his alias Skyraider91, Al would sometimes stop by the Chandler's residence to take photos of the property and then upload them for fellow trolls. On [[June 2014]] 15th of 2014, Al decided to take advantage of the recent house fire to obtain some of Chris' homework papers and other documents, which he later uploaded. On [[November 2014]] 25 of that same year, he returned to the home to share its latest renovation developments.<br />
<br />
=== Rental House Tour ===<br />
Al again accompanied Catherine on another outing with Chris, this time to their [[rental house]] that they were staying at while their home was being renovated. At this outing, Al met Chris' [[Dogs|two dogs]] and [[Barb]]. He referred to himself as "Big Al" while introducing himself to Barb. They toured around different parts of the house, most notably Chris' playroom and bedroom. Like during most in-person interactions, Al did most of the question asking. During the second part of the video, the trio listened to Barb talk about various topics, such as when [[Cole]] almost died form an infection and about the recent house fire. Catherine and Al left shortly after Catherine had made up an excuse about needing to catch a flight to Chicago. This interaction like most others was recorded in an audio only format and then later uploaded.<br />
<br />
=== Bowling Outing ===<br />
Al joined Catherine and Chris at a bowling outing and wrote two emails about the experience:<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891]][[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891]]</ref><br />
<br />
{{Email|I and Catie met up with Chris at a bowling alley and we talked and bowled a single game of bowling. We were there about an hour. After that, we went to a local buffet to eat and talked at length in one of the booths. Finally, we drove over to the rental house, said hi to Barb briefly, and went upstairs and briefly played [[PS3]] with Chris. After that, we left.<br />
<br />
Notes-<br />
<br />
The original [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu pages]] are still entirely intact, all of them. I asked Chris is he would be willing to sell them, he said no, then said that if he ever did decide to sell them, that he would want "thousands of dollars" for each issue.<br />
<br />
Chris still considers Catie his girlfriend even though she explicitly told him that now they were just friends.<br />
<br />
Chris mentioned that in [[2010]] that he used to attend a young adult social group and go bowling with other members of the group. He mentioned meeting "his girlfriend '''*Censored*'''" ([[the wallflower]]) at the group. Chris talked contemptuously about other special ed types in the group, but said that if he had a child that was intellectually disabled, (retarded) that he would be OK with that child and still love it.<br />
<br />
Evidently, Barb has told Chris that the reason that Cole doesn't like Barb is because Cole allegedly hit his head when he tripped on a school bus sometime between the ages of 4-7. This allegedly gave Cole lifelong mental and physical problems. Also, Cole allegedly has a bad hip. The last time Chris/Barb saw Cole is person was at a Weston family reunion in [[2004]].<br />
<br />
The Chandlers almost got evicted from their rental house today, because the insurance company decided to not pay the rent for December. Barb came up with the $1600 to pay the rent by taking out a loan against the title on the van.<br />
<br />
Chris thinks that they will be back in 14 BC by the 10th to 17th of [[December 2014|December]]. When he said this in front of Barb, she spoke up and said something to the tune of "that ain't happening" to "you're being very optimistic". Also, Barb is going over to 14 Branchland Court regularly during the weekdays to oversee the construction, and has apparently been trying to boss around/micromanage the construction crews.<br />
<br />
According to Chris, the reason that their paperwork took so long to process for the rebuild on 14 BC is because the person doing it was old, "in their 60's" and was "a senile [[slow in the mind]]".<br />
<br />
Chris is aware that "[[the game place]]" is out of business. When asked about how he felt about that, he tryed thinking for a minute, then said that he didn't know.<br />
<br />
Chris was fired from [[Wendy's]] back in [[2001]] because he drew a deliberately ugly picture of an older, female coworker as a Pokémon on a napkin. He says that he and his coworkers and his manager had emotional issues and didn't get along. Chris also claims that he was wrongly blamed for making a baby cry when the baby and its parents were eating at the restaurant.<br />
<br />
Chris stated that the inheritance that he and Barb received after Bob died was on the order of tens of thousands of dollars. Chris maintained that most to all of the inheritance was spent on legal fees after the events of [[28 October 2011|27 October 2011]] [''sic'']. Chris recalls Barb throwing money at the problem, burning through funds paying [[Rob Bell]] to fight for their innocence, Barbara being stubborn and unwilling to accept a "guilty" plea in court. Evidently, at some point, barb either ran out of money or accepted that no amount of money spent in lawyer's fees would equal an innocent verdict in court.<br />
<br />
When asked about when his social security started, he stated that he didn't remember, then stated that he thought it had been a very long time-since before he started school. When asked if he was receiving the [[tugboat]] during high school, he said that he didn't remember. He stated that the only benefits that he got for his autism were the tugboat and a parking sticker for his car. He then smugly stated that he "gets those benefits because he's special" and sat there proud of his proclamation, as if awaiting a pat on the back.<br />
<br />
There's a lot more. I was wearing the recording rig, but the mic was under my heavy jacket, so I don't know what audio quality we got. I'll review the audio tomorrow and post more if I can.}}<br />
<br />
{{Email|Chris was always floating right around her, clingy as hell. He even tried giving Catie a goodnight kiss, after she told him explicitly that they were just friends. Chris has no sense of personal space or boundaries. It's like she'll tell him to keep his distance, but the thought won't stay in his head for longer than five minutes and then he's hovering too close again. I personally think that he's autistic and just doesn't gauge personal space well, but that's just my theory.<br />
<br />
When asked about where he saw himself [[2019|in 5 years]], Chris said, "you know, I've had a lot of people ask me that question, and I just don't know, I never have" or something to that effect.<br />
<br />
Chris specifically admitted that he can earn up to $900 a month before losing any of his welfare money. I pointed out that there are many felons, disabled people, and high school dropouts who manage to find work, and said to Chris that if he'd been searching for work for almost ten years but hadn't found any, that he should either try harder to find a job, or perhaps enroll in a program that finds employment for people with disabilities. Chris didn't seem to like the thought, and I then asked him if his pride was preventing him from finding work.<br />
<br />
I pointed out that it would help his financial situation to find work, and asked him if his mother would support him finding work. Chris said "yes, my mother would support me finding work, but. . . " so I asked him what the problem was. He stated that he didn't emotionally feel prepared to be away from his mother as long as working full time would necessitate. I pointed out to Chris that he could work part time, and in the local area. I also pointed out that if he was employed, he would be able to better take care of himself after his mother passes away, and pointed out that he was over 30 years old. I asked him what he was going to do after his mother passed away, and he said that he didn't know.<br />
<br />
I pointed out to Chris that there are communities in the united states that are more [[LGBT]] friendly then rural Virginia, such as San Francisco, or Seattle. I also pointed out that the job market and government benefits/welfare are much better in both of those locations, pointing out that San Francisco has the highest minimum wage in the [[United States]], and that he could earn more money there. Chris's response to this was, "but there's no San Francisco in Virginia".<br />
<br />
After informing Chris that I was talking about San Francisco, California, I asked him if he thought moving there was a good idea and he said no, because he didn't want to leave his mother. I asked him if anyone else could take care of his mother for him, mentioning his half-brother Cole and Aunt Harriet by name, but Chris said no, that they wouldn't take barb in. I asked Chris if he would consider moving out of Virginia after Barb dies. Chris flatly stated that he didn't feel comfortable moving to anyplace else, period, although he acknowledged the potential benefits of living in a different location in the United States.<br />
<br />
Chris paid $9,000 for the [[Son-Chu#Current status|2010 ford focus sedan, and he said that the payment is "one-hundred something" a month]]. He said that the interest rate on his loan was only 5%, and that the auto dealership was having a special deal the week that he bought the car. I don't know how accurate those numbers are, but that's what he said.<br />
<br />
When asked, Chris said that he does not know his credit score, or "care much for that".}}<br />
<br />
It was also at this outing that Al had gifted Chris a 3DS copy of Sonic Boom<ref>[[January 2015 Facebook posts]]</ref>.<br />
<br />
== Director's Cut Leak ==<br />
On [[December 2014]] 18th of 2014, Al uploaded the [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|second part]] of the [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Chandler Family Christmas 2004]] video. This was said to have been apart of Chris' "directors cut" of the [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] video, which Chris had gifted to Catherine. Chatherine most likely forfeited this clip after having received it from Chris.<br />
<br />
== See Also ==<br />
*[[2014 house fire]]<br />
*[[Manchester High Leaks]]<br />
*[[Rental House Tour]]<br />
<br />
== External Links ==<br />
[https://kiwifarms.net/members/garbageraider.1602/ Cousin Al's Kiwi Farms profile]<br />
<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Al}}<br />
{{References}}<br />
{{CatherineSaga}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
[[Category:Trolls]]</div>ParkerHaley2003https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Cousin_Al&diff=287518Cousin Al2022-05-02T06:56:06Z<p>ParkerHaley2003: </p>
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{{Quote|Chris, there are a lot of artists out there in the world, and even some of the greatest artists out there who have published, have millions of fans—they still get criticism. Because with every, all art, there’s gonna be someone who doesn’t like it. And you know what, those artists, they can just ignore the criticism…|Al confronting Chris about using [[autism]] as an excuse for lack of motivation.}}<br />
{{Infobox Person<br />
|name = Cousin Al<br />
|image = Cousin Al.jpg<br />
|relatives = Catherine Sorrentino (cousin)<br />
|aliases = Al<br>skyraider91<br>garbageraider<br />
| nationality = [[United States|American]]<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| occupation = [[Troll|Internet troll]]<br>Dumpster Diver<br />
|saga = {{CatherineDenotation}}}}<br />
'''Cousin Al''', formerly known on the CWCki Forums as '''skyraider91''', was an associate of the troll sweetheart [[Catherine]] who, as suggested in the name, roleplayed as her cousin. He is best well-known for raiding Chris's garbage in order to collect his old [[Manchester High Leaks|Manchester High assignments]] following his house's [[2014 house fire|destruction from a fire]]. This would earn him his username being changed to "'''garbageraider'''" by moderators when he posted his findings on the [[Kiwi Farms]] (initially the [[CWCki Forums]] at the time). <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/new-leak-s-15jun2014.3897/ (archive: https://archive.fo/AcM0p)</ref><br />
<br />
To accomplish this, Al would be involved in a conversation between Chris and Catherine during a date at Applebee's, which would ultimately lead to Chris inviting both him and Catherine to his charred up house. Following from there, Chris would give a tour of the remains of the house to both Al and Catherine, though the video became lost to time due to the original account it was posted on being terminated. No archives of the video are known to exist.<br />
<br />
== Post-House Fire Invite ==<br />
<br />
=== In-person meeting with Chris ===<br />
On [[August 2014]] 31st of [[2014]], Cousin Al accompanied Catherine on her date with Chris at an Applebee's restaurant. The audio of their meeting was recorded and later posted. After Catherine introduced them, Al told Chris that he had come because Catherine needed a ride. The trio talked about a variety of topics for a while, Cousin Al often asking Chris to elaborate on what he meant when Chris' answers were too vague or confusing. At the end of their date, Al helped Catherine to develop an excuse for why Chris couldn't come back with them to wherever they were staying. Chris then invited the pair to come and visit his recently charred house, to which they obliged. <br />
<br />
=== House Tour ===<br />
<br />
They followed Chris back to his home and upon arriving, began conversing about the fire. While exploring the property, Al would ask Chris questions about things around his yard and details about the fire. After their tour, Catherine made up an excuse about a mechanic who needed them to come pick up her quickly due to a family emergency. Al told her that he could give her a ride and the two left shortly after.<br />
<br />
=== Stalking of the Chandler residence ===<br />
Under his alias Skyraider91, Al would sometimes stop by the Chandler's residence to take photos of the property and then upload them for fellow trolls. On [[June 2014]] 15th of 2014, Al decided to take advantage of the recent house fire to obtain some of Chris' homework papers and other documents, which he later uploaded. On [[November 2014]] 25 of that same year, he returned to the home to share its latest renovation developments.<br />
<br />
=== Rental House Tour ===<br />
Al again accompanied Catherine on another outing with Chris, this time to their [[rental house]] that they were staying at while their home was being renovated. At this outing, Al met Chris' [[Dogs|two dogs]] and [[Barb]]. He referred to himself as "Big Al" while introducing himself to Barb. They toured around different parts of the house, most notably Chris' playroom and bedroom. Like during most in-person interactions, Al did most of the question asking. During the second part of the video, the trio listened to Barb talk about various topics, such as when [[Cole]] almost died form an infection and about the recent house fire. Catherine and Al left shortly after Catherine had made up an excuse about needing to catch a flight to Chicago. This interaction like most others was recorded in an audio only format and then later uploaded.<br />
<br />
=== Bowling Outing ===<br />
Al joined Catherine and Chris at a bowling outing and wrote two emails about the experience:<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891]][[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891]]</ref><br />
<br />
{{Email|I and Catie met up with Chris at a bowling alley and we talked and bowled a single game of bowling. We were there about an hour. After that, we went to a local buffet to eat and talked at length in one of the booths. Finally, we drove over to the rental house, said hi to Barb briefly, and went upstairs and briefly played [[PS3]] with Chris. After that, we left.<br />
<br />
Notes-<br />
<br />
The original [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu pages]] are still entirely intact, all of them. I asked Chris is he would be willing to sell them, he said no, then said that if he ever did decide to sell them, that he would want "thousands of dollars" for each issue.<br />
<br />
Chris still considers Catie his girlfriend even though she explicitly told him that now they were just friends.<br />
<br />
Chris mentioned that in [[2010]] that he used to attend a young adult social group and go bowling with other members of the group. He mentioned meeting "his girlfriend '''*Censored*'''" ([[the wallflower]]) at the group. Chris talked contemptuously about other special ed types in the group, but said that if he had a child that was intellectually disabled, (retarded) that he would be OK with that child and still love it.<br />
<br />
Evidently, Barb has told Chris that the reason that Cole doesn't like Barb is because Cole allegedly hit his head when he tripped on a school bus sometime between the ages of 4-7. This allegedly gave Cole lifelong mental and physical problems. Also, Cole allegedly has a bad hip. The last time Chris/Barb saw Cole is person was at a Weston family reunion in [[2004]].<br />
<br />
The Chandlers almost got evicted from their rental house today, because the insurance company decided to not pay the rent for December. Barb came up with the $1600 to pay the rent by taking out a loan against the title on the van.<br />
<br />
Chris thinks that they will be back in 14 BC by the 10th to 17th of [[December 2014|December]]. When he said this in front of Barb, she spoke up and said something to the tune of "that ain't happening" to "you're being very optimistic". Also, Barb is going over to 14 Branchland Court regularly during the weekdays to oversee the construction, and has apparently been trying to boss around/micromanage the construction crews.<br />
<br />
According to Chris, the reason that their paperwork took so long to process for the rebuild on 14 BC is because the person doing it was old, "in their 60's" and was "a senile [[slow in the mind]]".<br />
<br />
Chris is aware that "[[the game place]]" is out of business. When asked about how he felt about that, he tryed thinking for a minute, then said that he didn't know.<br />
<br />
Chris was fired from [[Wendy's]] back in [[2001]] because he drew a deliberately ugly picture of an older, female coworker as a Pokémon on a napkin. He says that he and his coworkers and his manager had emotional issues and didn't get along. Chris also claims that he was wrongly blamed for making a baby cry when the baby and its parents were eating at the restaurant.<br />
<br />
Chris stated that the inheritance that he and Barb received after Bob died was on the order of tens of thousands of dollars. Chris maintained that most to all of the inheritance was spent on legal fees after the events of [[28 October 2011|27 October 2011]] [''sic'']. Chris recalls Barb throwing money at the problem, burning through funds paying [[Rob Bell]] to fight for their innocence, Barbara being stubborn and unwilling to accept a "guilty" plea in court. Evidently, at some point, barb either ran out of money or accepted that no amount of money spent in lawyer's fees would equal an innocent verdict in court.<br />
<br />
When asked about when his social security started, he stated that he didn't remember, then stated that he thought it had been a very long time-since before he started school. When asked if he was receiving the [[tugboat]] during high school, he said that he didn't remember. He stated that the only benefits that he got for his autism were the tugboat and a parking sticker for his car. He then smugly stated that he "gets those benefits because he's special" and sat there proud of his proclamation, as if awaiting a pat on the back.<br />
<br />
There's a lot more. I was wearing the recording rig, but the mic was under my heavy jacket, so I don't know what audio quality we got. I'll review the audio tomorrow and post more if I can.}}<br />
<br />
{{Email|Chris was always floating right around her, clingy as hell. He even tried giving Catie a goodnight kiss, after she told him explicitly that they were just friends. Chris has no sense of personal space or boundaries. It's like she'll tell him to keep his distance, but the thought won't stay in his head for longer than five minutes and then he's hovering too close again. I personally think that he's autistic and just doesn't gauge personal space well, but that's just my theory.<br />
<br />
When asked about where he saw himself [[2019|in 5 years]], Chris said, "you know, I've had a lot of people ask me that question, and I just don't know, I never have" or something to that effect.<br />
<br />
Chris specifically admitted that he can earn up to $900 a month before losing any of his welfare money. I pointed out that there are many felons, disabled people, and high school dropouts who manage to find work, and said to Chris that if he'd been searching for work for almost ten years but hadn't found any, that he should either try harder to find a job, or perhaps enroll in a program that finds employment for people with disabilities. Chris didn't seem to like the thought, and I then asked him if his pride was preventing him from finding work.<br />
<br />
I pointed out that it would help his financial situation to find work, and asked him if his mother would support him finding work. Chris said "yes, my mother would support me finding work, but. . . " so I asked him what the problem was. He stated that he didn't emotionally feel prepared to be away from his mother as long as working full time would necessitate. I pointed out to Chris that he could work part time, and in the local area. I also pointed out that if he was employed, he would be able to better take care of himself after his mother passes away, and pointed out that he was over 30 years old. I asked him what he was going to do after his mother passed away, and he said that he didn't know.<br />
<br />
I pointed out to Chris that there are communities in the united states that are more [[LGBT]] friendly then rural Virginia, such as San Francisco, or Seattle. I also pointed out that the job market and government benefits/welfare are much better in both of those locations, pointing out that San Francisco has the highest minimum wage in the [[United States]], and that he could earn more money there. Chris's response to this was, "but there's no San Francisco in Virginia".<br />
<br />
After informing Chris that I was talking about San Francisco, California, I asked him if he thought moving there was a good idea and he said no, because he didn't want to leave his mother. I asked him if anyone else could take care of his mother for him, mentioning his half-brother Cole and Aunt Harriet by name, but Chris said no, that they wouldn't take barb in. I asked Chris if he would consider moving out of Virginia after Barb dies. Chris flatly stated that he didn't feel comfortable moving to anyplace else, period, although he acknowledged the potential benefits of living in a different location in the United States.<br />
<br />
Chris paid $9,000 for the [[Son-Chu#Current status|2010 ford focus sedan, and he said that the payment is "one-hundred something" a month]]. He said that the interest rate on his loan was only 5%, and that the auto dealership was having a special deal the week that he bought the car. I don't know how accurate those numbers are, but that's what he said.<br />
<br />
When asked, Chris said that he does not know his credit score, or "care much for that".}}<br />
<br />
It was also at this outing that Al had gifted Chris a 3DS copy of Sonic Boom<ref>[[January 2015 Facebook posts]]</ref>.<br />
<br />
== Director's Cut Leak ==<br />
On [[December 2014]] 18th of 2014, Al uploaded the [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|second part]] of the [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Chandler Family Christmas 2004]] video. This was said to have been apart of Chris' "directors cut" of the [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] video, which Chris had gifted to Catherine. Chatherine most likely forfeited this clip after having received it from Chris.<br />
<br />
== See Also ==<br />
*[[2014 house fire]]<br />
*[[Manchester High Leaks]]<br />
*[[Rental House Tour]]<br />
<br />
== External Links ==<br />
[https://kiwifarms.net/members/garbageraider.1602/ Cousin Al's Kiwi Farms profile]<br />
<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Al}}<br />
{{References}}<br />
{{CatherineSaga}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
[[Category:Trolls]]</div>ParkerHaley2003https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Cousin_Al&diff=287517Cousin Al2022-05-02T06:47:58Z<p>ParkerHaley2003: /* Rental House Tour */</p>
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{{Quote|Yeah. Well not as pretty as you, right Catie- right Chris?|Al mistaking his cousin for Chris.}}<br />
{{Infobox Person<br />
|name = Cousin Al<br />
|image = Cousin Al.jpg<br />
|relatives = Catherine Sorrentino (cousin)<br />
|aliases = Al<br>skyraider91<br>garbageraider<br />
| nationality = [[United States|American]]<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| occupation = [[Troll|Internet troll]]<br>Dumpster Diver<br />
|saga = {{CatherineDenotation}}}}<br />
'''Cousin Al''', formerly known on the CWCki Forums as '''skyraider91''', was an associate of the troll sweetheart [[Catherine]] who, as suggested in the name, roleplayed as her cousin. He is best well-known for raiding Chris's garbage in order to collect his old [[Manchester High Leaks|Manchester High assignments]] following his house's [[2014 house fire|destruction from a fire]]. This would earn him his username being changed to "'''garbageraider'''" by moderators when he posted his findings on the [[Kiwi Farms]] (initially the [[CWCki Forums]] at the time). <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/new-leak-s-15jun2014.3897/ (archive: https://archive.fo/AcM0p)</ref><br />
<br />
To accomplish this, Al would be involved in a conversation between Chris and Catherine during a date at Applebee's, which would ultimately lead to Chris inviting both him and Catherine to his charred up house. Following from there, Chris would give a tour of the remains of the house to both Al and Catherine, though the video became lost to time due to the original account it was posted on being terminated. No archives of the video are known to exist.<br />
<br />
== Post-House Fire Invite ==<br />
<br />
=== In-person meeting with Chris ===<br />
On [[August 2014]] 31st of [[2014]], Cousin Al accompanied Catherine on her date with Chris at an Applebee's restaurant. The audio of their meeting was recorded and later posted. After Catherine introduced them, Al told Chris that he had come because Catherine needed a ride. The trio talked about a variety of topics for a while, Cousin Al often asking Chris to elaborate on what he meant when Chris' answers were too vague or confusing. At the end of their date, Al helped Catherine to develop an excuse for why Chris couldn't come back with them to wherever they were staying. Chris then invited the pair to come and visit his recently charred house, to which they obliged. <br />
<br />
=== House Tour ===<br />
<br />
They followed Chris back to his home and upon arriving, began conversing about the fire. While exploring the property, Al would ask Chris questions about things around his yard and details about the fire. After their tour, Catherine made up an excuse about a mechanic who needed them to come pick up her quickly due to a family emergency. Al told her that he could give her a ride and the two left shortly after.<br />
<br />
=== Stalking of the Chandler residence ===<br />
Under his alias Skyraider91, Al would sometimes stop by the Chandler's residence to take photos of the property and then upload them for fellow trolls. On [[June 2014]] 15th of 2014, Al decided to take advantage of the recent house fire to obtain some of Chris' homework papers and other documents, which he later uploaded. On [[November 2014]] 25 of that same year, he returned to the home to share its latest renovation developments.<br />
<br />
=== Rental House Tour ===<br />
Al again accompanied Catherine on another outing with Chris, this time to their [[rental house]] that they were staying at while their home was being renovated. At this outing, Al met Chris' [[Dogs|two dogs]] and [[Barb]]. He referred to himself as "Big Al" while introducing himself to Barb. They toured around different parts of the house, most notably Chris' playroom and bedroom. Like during most in-person interactions, Al did most of the question asking. During the second part of the video, the trio listened to Barb talk about various topics, such as when [[Cole]] almost died form an infection and about the recent house fire. Catherine and Al left shortly after Catherine had made up an excuse about needing to catch a flight to Chicago. This interaction like most others was recorded in an audio only format and then later uploaded.<br />
<br />
=== Bowling Outing ===<br />
Al joined Catherine and Chris at a bowling outing and wrote two emails about the experience:<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891]][[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891]]</ref><br />
<br />
{{Email|I and Catie met up with Chris at a bowling alley and we talked and bowled a single game of bowling. We were there about an hour. After that, we went to a local buffet to eat and talked at length in one of the booths. Finally, we drove over to the rental house, said hi to Barb briefly, and went upstairs and briefly played [[PS3]] with Chris. After that, we left.<br />
<br />
Notes-<br />
<br />
The original [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu pages]] are still entirely intact, all of them. I asked Chris is he would be willing to sell them, he said no, then said that if he ever did decide to sell them, that he would want "thousands of dollars" for each issue.<br />
<br />
Chris still considers Catie his girlfriend even though she explicitly told him that now they were just friends.<br />
<br />
Chris mentioned that in [[2010]] that he used to attend a young adult social group and go bowling with other members of the group. He mentioned meeting "his girlfriend '''*Censored*'''" ([[the wallflower]]) at the group. Chris talked contemptuously about other special ed types in the group, but said that if he had a child that was intellectually disabled, (retarded) that he would be OK with that child and still love it.<br />
<br />
Evidently, Barb has told Chris that the reason that Cole doesn't like Barb is because Cole allegedly hit his head when he tripped on a school bus sometime between the ages of 4-7. This allegedly gave Cole lifelong mental and physical problems. Also, Cole allegedly has a bad hip. The last time Chris/Barb saw Cole is person was at a Weston family reunion in [[2004]].<br />
<br />
The Chandlers almost got evicted from their rental house today, because the insurance company decided to not pay the rent for December. Barb came up with the $1600 to pay the rent by taking out a loan against the title on the van.<br />
<br />
Chris thinks that they will be back in 14 BC by the 10th to 17th of [[December 2014|December]]. When he said this in front of Barb, she spoke up and said something to the tune of "that ain't happening" to "you're being very optimistic". Also, Barb is going over to 14 Branchland Court regularly during the weekdays to oversee the construction, and has apparently been trying to boss around/micromanage the construction crews.<br />
<br />
According to Chris, the reason that their paperwork took so long to process for the rebuild on 14 BC is because the person doing it was old, "in their 60's" and was "a senile [[slow in the mind]]".<br />
<br />
Chris is aware that "[[the game place]]" is out of business. When asked about how he felt about that, he tryed thinking for a minute, then said that he didn't know.<br />
<br />
Chris was fired from [[Wendy's]] back in [[2001]] because he drew a deliberately ugly picture of an older, female coworker as a Pokémon on a napkin. He says that he and his coworkers and his manager had emotional issues and didn't get along. Chris also claims that he was wrongly blamed for making a baby cry when the baby and its parents were eating at the restaurant.<br />
<br />
Chris stated that the inheritance that he and Barb received after Bob died was on the order of tens of thousands of dollars. Chris maintained that most to all of the inheritance was spent on legal fees after the events of [[28 October 2011|27 October 2011]] [''sic'']. Chris recalls Barb throwing money at the problem, burning through funds paying [[Rob Bell]] to fight for their innocence, Barbara being stubborn and unwilling to accept a "guilty" plea in court. Evidently, at some point, barb either ran out of money or accepted that no amount of money spent in lawyer's fees would equal an innocent verdict in court.<br />
<br />
When asked about when his social security started, he stated that he didn't remember, then stated that he thought it had been a very long time-since before he started school. When asked if he was receiving the [[tugboat]] during high school, he said that he didn't remember. He stated that the only benefits that he got for his autism were the tugboat and a parking sticker for his car. He then smugly stated that he "gets those benefits because he's special" and sat there proud of his proclamation, as if awaiting a pat on the back.<br />
<br />
There's a lot more. I was wearing the recording rig, but the mic was under my heavy jacket, so I don't know what audio quality we got. I'll review the audio tomorrow and post more if I can.}}<br />
<br />
{{Email|Chris was always floating right around her, clingy as hell. He even tried giving Catie a goodnight kiss, after she told him explicitly that they were just friends. Chris has no sense of personal space or boundaries. It's like she'll tell him to keep his distance, but the thought won't stay in his head for longer than five minutes and then he's hovering too close again. I personally think that he's autistic and just doesn't gauge personal space well, but that's just my theory.<br />
<br />
When asked about where he saw himself [[2019|in 5 years]], Chris said, "you know, I've had a lot of people ask me that question, and I just don't know, I never have" or something to that effect.<br />
<br />
Chris specifically admitted that he can earn up to $900 a month before losing any of his welfare money. I pointed out that there are many felons, disabled people, and high school dropouts who manage to find work, and said to Chris that if he'd been searching for work for almost ten years but hadn't found any, that he should either try harder to find a job, or perhaps enroll in a program that finds employment for people with disabilities. Chris didn't seem to like the thought, and I then asked him if his pride was preventing him from finding work.<br />
<br />
I pointed out that it would help his financial situation to find work, and asked him if his mother would support him finding work. Chris said "yes, my mother would support me finding work, but. . . " so I asked him what the problem was. He stated that he didn't emotionally feel prepared to be away from his mother as long as working full time would necessitate. I pointed out to Chris that he could work part time, and in the local area. I also pointed out that if he was employed, he would be able to better take care of himself after his mother passes away, and pointed out that he was over 30 years old. I asked him what he was going to do after his mother passed away, and he said that he didn't know.<br />
<br />
I pointed out to Chris that there are communities in the united states that are more [[LGBT]] friendly then rural Virginia, such as San Francisco, or Seattle. I also pointed out that the job market and government benefits/welfare are much better in both of those locations, pointing out that San Francisco has the highest minimum wage in the [[United States]], and that he could earn more money there. Chris's response to this was, "but there's no San Francisco in Virginia".<br />
<br />
After informing Chris that I was talking about San Francisco, California, I asked him if he thought moving there was a good idea and he said no, because he didn't want to leave his mother. I asked him if anyone else could take care of his mother for him, mentioning his half-brother Cole and Aunt Harriet by name, but Chris said no, that they wouldn't take barb in. I asked Chris if he would consider moving out of Virginia after Barb dies. Chris flatly stated that he didn't feel comfortable moving to anyplace else, period, although he acknowledged the potential benefits of living in a different location in the United States.<br />
<br />
Chris paid $9,000 for the [[Son-Chu#Current status|2010 ford focus sedan, and he said that the payment is "one-hundred something" a month]]. He said that the interest rate on his loan was only 5%, and that the auto dealership was having a special deal the week that he bought the car. I don't know how accurate those numbers are, but that's what he said.<br />
<br />
When asked, Chris said that he does not know his credit score, or "care much for that".}}<br />
<br />
It was also at this outing that Al had gifted Chris a 3DS copy of Sonic Boom<ref>[[January 2015 Facebook posts]]</ref>.<br />
<br />
== Director's Cut Leak ==<br />
On [[December 2014]] 18th of 2014, Al uploaded the [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|second part]] of the [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Chandler Family Christmas 2004]] video. This was said to have been apart of Chris' "directors cut" of the [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] video, which Chris had gifted to Catherine. Chatherine most likely forfeited this clip after having received it from Chris.<br />
<br />
== See Also ==<br />
*[[2014 house fire]]<br />
*[[Manchester High Leaks]]<br />
*[[Rental House Tour]]<br />
<br />
== External Links ==<br />
[https://kiwifarms.net/members/garbageraider.1602/ Cousin Al's Kiwi Farms profile]<br />
<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Al}}<br />
{{References}}<br />
{{CatherineSaga}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
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{{Quote|Yeah. Well not as pretty as you, right Catie- right Chris?|Al mistaking his cousin for Chris.}}<br />
{{Infobox Person<br />
|name = Cousin Al<br />
|image = Cousin Al.jpg<br />
|relatives = Catherine Sorrentino (cousin)<br />
|aliases = Al<br>skyraider91<br>garbageraider<br />
| nationality = [[United States|American]]<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| occupation = [[Troll|Internet troll]]<br>Dumpster Diver<br />
|saga = {{CatherineDenotation}}}}<br />
'''Cousin Al''', formerly known on the CWCki Forums as '''skyraider91''', was an associate of the troll sweetheart [[Catherine]] who, as suggested in the name, roleplayed as her cousin. He is best well-known for raiding Chris's garbage in order to collect his old [[Manchester High Leaks|Manchester High assignments]] following his house's [[2014 house fire|destruction from a fire]]. This would earn him his username being changed to "'''garbageraider'''" by moderators when he posted his findings on the [[Kiwi Farms]] (initially the [[CWCki Forums]] at the time). <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/new-leak-s-15jun2014.3897/ (archive: https://archive.fo/AcM0p)</ref><br />
<br />
To accomplish this, Al would be involved in a conversation between Chris and Catherine during a date at Applebee's, which would ultimately lead to Chris inviting both him and Catherine to his charred up house. Following from there, Chris would give a tour of the remains of the house to both Al and Catherine, though the video became lost to time due to the original account it was posted on being terminated. No archives of the video are known to exist.<br />
<br />
== Post-House Fire Invite ==<br />
<br />
=== In-person meeting with Chris ===<br />
On [[August 2014]] 31st of [[2014]], Cousin Al accompanied Catherine on her date with Chris at an Applebee's restaurant. The audio of their meeting was recorded and later posted. After Catherine introduced them, Al told Chris that he had come because Catherine needed a ride. The trio talked about a variety of topics for a while, Cousin Al often asking Chris to elaborate on what he meant when Chris' answers were too vague or confusing. At the end of their date, Al helped Catherine to develop an excuse for why Chris couldn't come back with them to wherever they were staying. Chris then invited the pair to come and visit his recently charred house, to which they obliged. <br />
<br />
=== House Tour ===<br />
<br />
They followed Chris back to his home and upon arriving, began conversing about the fire. While exploring the property, Al would ask Chris questions about things around his yard and details about the fire. After their tour, Catherine made up an excuse about a mechanic who needed them to come pick up her quickly due to a family emergency. Al told her that he could give her a ride and the two left shortly after.<br />
<br />
=== Stalking of the Chandler residence ===<br />
Under his alias Skyraider91, Al would sometimes stop by the Chandler's residence to take photos of the property and then upload them for fellow trolls. On [[June 2014]] 15th of 2014, Al decided to take advantage of the recent house fire to obtain some of Chris' homework papers and other documents, which he later uploaded. On [[November 2014]] 25 of that same year, he returned to the home to share its latest renovation developments.<br />
<br />
=== Rental House Tour ===<br />
Al again accompanied Catherine on another outing with Chris, this time to their [[rental home]] that they were staying at while their home was being renovated. At this outing, Al met Chris' [[Dogs|two dogs]] and [[Barb]]. He referred to himself as "Big Al" while introducing himself to Barb. They toured around different parts of the house, most notably Chris' playroom and bedroom. Like during most in-person interactions, Al did most of the question asking. During the second part of the video, the trio listened to Barb talk about various topics, such as when [[Cole]] almost died form an infection and about the recent house fire. Catherine and Al left shortly after Catherine had made up an excuse about needing to catch a flight to Chicago. This interaction like most others was recorded in an audio only format and then later uploaded.<br />
<br />
=== Bowling Outing ===<br />
Al joined Catherine and Chris at a bowling outing and wrote two emails about the experience:<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891]][[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891]]</ref><br />
<br />
{{Email|I and Catie met up with Chris at a bowling alley and we talked and bowled a single game of bowling. We were there about an hour. After that, we went to a local buffet to eat and talked at length in one of the booths. Finally, we drove over to the rental house, said hi to Barb briefly, and went upstairs and briefly played [[PS3]] with Chris. After that, we left.<br />
<br />
Notes-<br />
<br />
The original [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu pages]] are still entirely intact, all of them. I asked Chris is he would be willing to sell them, he said no, then said that if he ever did decide to sell them, that he would want "thousands of dollars" for each issue.<br />
<br />
Chris still considers Catie his girlfriend even though she explicitly told him that now they were just friends.<br />
<br />
Chris mentioned that in [[2010]] that he used to attend a young adult social group and go bowling with other members of the group. He mentioned meeting "his girlfriend '''*Censored*'''" ([[the wallflower]]) at the group. Chris talked contemptuously about other special ed types in the group, but said that if he had a child that was intellectually disabled, (retarded) that he would be OK with that child and still love it.<br />
<br />
Evidently, Barb has told Chris that the reason that Cole doesn't like Barb is because Cole allegedly hit his head when he tripped on a school bus sometime between the ages of 4-7. This allegedly gave Cole lifelong mental and physical problems. Also, Cole allegedly has a bad hip. The last time Chris/Barb saw Cole is person was at a Weston family reunion in [[2004]].<br />
<br />
The Chandlers almost got evicted from their rental house today, because the insurance company decided to not pay the rent for December. Barb came up with the $1600 to pay the rent by taking out a loan against the title on the van.<br />
<br />
Chris thinks that they will be back in 14 BC by the 10th to 17th of [[December 2014|December]]. When he said this in front of Barb, she spoke up and said something to the tune of "that ain't happening" to "you're being very optimistic". Also, Barb is going over to 14 Branchland Court regularly during the weekdays to oversee the construction, and has apparently been trying to boss around/micromanage the construction crews.<br />
<br />
According to Chris, the reason that their paperwork took so long to process for the rebuild on 14 BC is because the person doing it was old, "in their 60's" and was "a senile [[slow in the mind]]".<br />
<br />
Chris is aware that "[[the game place]]" is out of business. When asked about how he felt about that, he tryed thinking for a minute, then said that he didn't know.<br />
<br />
Chris was fired from [[Wendy's]] back in [[2001]] because he drew a deliberately ugly picture of an older, female coworker as a Pokémon on a napkin. He says that he and his coworkers and his manager had emotional issues and didn't get along. Chris also claims that he was wrongly blamed for making a baby cry when the baby and its parents were eating at the restaurant.<br />
<br />
Chris stated that the inheritance that he and Barb received after Bob died was on the order of tens of thousands of dollars. Chris maintained that most to all of the inheritance was spent on legal fees after the events of [[28 October 2011|27 October 2011]] [''sic'']. Chris recalls Barb throwing money at the problem, burning through funds paying [[Rob Bell]] to fight for their innocence, Barbara being stubborn and unwilling to accept a "guilty" plea in court. Evidently, at some point, barb either ran out of money or accepted that no amount of money spent in lawyer's fees would equal an innocent verdict in court.<br />
<br />
When asked about when his social security started, he stated that he didn't remember, then stated that he thought it had been a very long time-since before he started school. When asked if he was receiving the [[tugboat]] during high school, he said that he didn't remember. He stated that the only benefits that he got for his autism were the tugboat and a parking sticker for his car. He then smugly stated that he "gets those benefits because he's special" and sat there proud of his proclamation, as if awaiting a pat on the back.<br />
<br />
There's a lot more. I was wearing the recording rig, but the mic was under my heavy jacket, so I don't know what audio quality we got. I'll review the audio tomorrow and post more if I can.}}<br />
<br />
{{Email|Chris was always floating right around her, clingy as hell. He even tried giving Catie a goodnight kiss, after she told him explicitly that they were just friends. Chris has no sense of personal space or boundaries. It's like she'll tell him to keep his distance, but the thought won't stay in his head for longer than five minutes and then he's hovering too close again. I personally think that he's autistic and just doesn't gauge personal space well, but that's just my theory.<br />
<br />
When asked about where he saw himself [[2019|in 5 years]], Chris said, "you know, I've had a lot of people ask me that question, and I just don't know, I never have" or something to that effect.<br />
<br />
Chris specifically admitted that he can earn up to $900 a month before losing any of his welfare money. I pointed out that there are many felons, disabled people, and high school dropouts who manage to find work, and said to Chris that if he'd been searching for work for almost ten years but hadn't found any, that he should either try harder to find a job, or perhaps enroll in a program that finds employment for people with disabilities. Chris didn't seem to like the thought, and I then asked him if his pride was preventing him from finding work.<br />
<br />
I pointed out that it would help his financial situation to find work, and asked him if his mother would support him finding work. Chris said "yes, my mother would support me finding work, but. . . " so I asked him what the problem was. He stated that he didn't emotionally feel prepared to be away from his mother as long as working full time would necessitate. I pointed out to Chris that he could work part time, and in the local area. I also pointed out that if he was employed, he would be able to better take care of himself after his mother passes away, and pointed out that he was over 30 years old. I asked him what he was going to do after his mother passed away, and he said that he didn't know.<br />
<br />
I pointed out to Chris that there are communities in the united states that are more [[LGBT]] friendly then rural Virginia, such as San Francisco, or Seattle. I also pointed out that the job market and government benefits/welfare are much better in both of those locations, pointing out that San Francisco has the highest minimum wage in the [[United States]], and that he could earn more money there. Chris's response to this was, "but there's no San Francisco in Virginia".<br />
<br />
After informing Chris that I was talking about San Francisco, California, I asked him if he thought moving there was a good idea and he said no, because he didn't want to leave his mother. I asked him if anyone else could take care of his mother for him, mentioning his half-brother Cole and Aunt Harriet by name, but Chris said no, that they wouldn't take barb in. I asked Chris if he would consider moving out of Virginia after Barb dies. Chris flatly stated that he didn't feel comfortable moving to anyplace else, period, although he acknowledged the potential benefits of living in a different location in the United States.<br />
<br />
Chris paid $9,000 for the [[Son-Chu#Current status|2010 ford focus sedan, and he said that the payment is "one-hundred something" a month]]. He said that the interest rate on his loan was only 5%, and that the auto dealership was having a special deal the week that he bought the car. I don't know how accurate those numbers are, but that's what he said.<br />
<br />
When asked, Chris said that he does not know his credit score, or "care much for that".}}<br />
<br />
It was also at this outing that Al had gifted Chris a 3DS copy of Sonic Boom<ref>[[January 2015 Facebook posts]]</ref>.<br />
<br />
== Director's Cut Leak ==<br />
On [[December 2014]] 18th of 2014, Al uploaded the [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|second part]] of the [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Chandler Family Christmas 2004]] video. This was said to have been apart of Chris' "directors cut" of the [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] video, which Chris had gifted to Catherine. Chatherine most likely forfeited this clip after having received it from Chris.<br />
<br />
== See Also ==<br />
*[[2014 house fire]]<br />
*[[Manchester High Leaks]]<br />
*[[Rental House Tour]]<br />
<br />
== External Links ==<br />
[https://kiwifarms.net/members/garbageraider.1602/ Cousin Al's Kiwi Farms profile]<br />
<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Al}}<br />
{{References}}<br />
{{CatherineSaga}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
[[Category:Trolls]]</div>ParkerHaley2003https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Cousin_Al&diff=287515Cousin Al2022-05-02T06:37:39Z<p>ParkerHaley2003: /* Post-House Fire Invite */</p>
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{{Infobox Person<br />
|name = Cousin Al<br />
|image = Cousin Al.jpg<br />
|relatives = Catherine Sorrentino (cousin)<br />
|aliases = Al<br>skyraider91<br>garbageraider<br />
| nationality = [[United States|American]]<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| occupation = [[Troll|Internet troll]]<br>Dumpster Diver<br />
|saga = {{CatherineDenotation}}}}<br />
'''Cousin Al''', formerly known on the CWCki Forums as '''skyraider91''', was an associate of the troll sweetheart [[Catherine]] who, as suggested in the name, roleplayed as her cousin. He is best well-known for raiding Chris's garbage in order to collect his old [[Manchester High Leaks|Manchester High assignments]] following his house's [[2014 house fire|destruction from a fire]]. This would earn him his username being changed to "'''garbageraider'''" by moderators when he posted his findings on the [[Kiwi Farms]] (initially the [[CWCki Forums]] at the time). <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/new-leak-s-15jun2014.3897/ (archive: https://archive.fo/AcM0p)</ref><br />
<br />
To accomplish this, Al would be involved in a conversation between Chris and Catherine during a date at Applebee's, which would ultimately lead to Chris inviting both him and Catherine to his charred up house. Following from there, Chris would give a tour of the remains of the house to both Al and Catherine, though the video became lost to time due to the original account it was posted on being terminated. No archives of the video are known to exist.<br />
<br />
== Post-House Fire Invite ==<br />
<br />
=== In-person meeting with Chris ===<br />
On [[August 2014]] 31st of [[2014]], Cousin Al accompanied Catherine on her date with Chris at an Applebee's restaurant. The audio of their meeting was recorded and later posted. After Catherine introduced them, Al told Chris that he had come because Catherine needed a ride. The trio talked about a variety of topics for a while, Cousin Al often asking Chris to elaborate on what he meant when Chris' answers were too vague or confusing. At the end of their date, Al helped Catherine to develop an excuse for why Chris couldn't come back with them to wherever they were staying. Chris then invited the pair to come and visit his recently charred house, to which they obliged. <br />
<br />
=== House Tour ===<br />
<br />
They followed Chris back to his home and upon arriving, began conversing about the fire. While exploring the property, Al would ask Chris questions about things around his yard and details about the fire. After their tour, Catherine made up an excuse about a mechanic who needed them to come pick up her quickly due to a family emergency. Al told her that he could give her a ride and the two left shortly after.<br />
<br />
=== Stalking of the Chandler residence ===<br />
Under his alias Skyraider91, Al would sometimes stop by the Chandler's residence to take photos of the property and then upload them for fellow trolls. On [[June 2014]] 15th of 2014, Al decided to take advantage of the recent house fire to obtain some of Chris' homework papers and other documents, which he later uploaded. On [[November 2014]] 25 of that same year, he returned to the home to share its latest renovation developments.<br />
<br />
=== Rental House Tour ===<br />
Al again accompanied Catherine on another outing with Chris, this time to their [[rental home]] that they were staying at while their home was being renovated. At this outing, Al met Chris' [[Dogs|two dogs]] and [[Barb]]. He referred to himself as "Big Al" while introducing himself to Barb. They toured around different parts of the house, most notably Chris' playroom and bedroom. Like during most in-person interactions, Al did most of the question asking. During the second part of the video, the trio listened to Barb talk about various topics, such as when [[Cole]] almost died form an infection and about the recent house fire. Catherine and Al left shortly after Catherine had made up an excuse about needing to catch a flight to Chicago. This interaction like most others was recorded in an audio only format and then later uploaded.<br />
<br />
=== Bowling Outing ===<br />
Al joined Catherine and Chris at a bowling outing and wrote two emails about the experience:<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891]][[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891]]</ref><br />
<br />
{{Email|I and Catie met up with Chris at a bowling alley and we talked and bowled a single game of bowling. We were there about an hour. After that, we went to a local buffet to eat and talked at length in one of the booths. Finally, we drove over to the rental house, said hi to Barb briefly, and went upstairs and briefly played [[PS3]] with Chris. After that, we left.<br />
<br />
Notes-<br />
<br />
The original [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu pages]] are still entirely intact, all of them. I asked Chris is he would be willing to sell them, he said no, then said that if he ever did decide to sell them, that he would want "thousands of dollars" for each issue.<br />
<br />
Chris still considers Catie his girlfriend even though she explicitly told him that now they were just friends.<br />
<br />
Chris mentioned that in [[2010]] that he used to attend a young adult social group and go bowling with other members of the group. He mentioned meeting "his girlfriend '''*Censored*'''" ([[the wallflower]]) at the group. Chris talked contemptuously about other special ed types in the group, but said that if he had a child that was intellectually disabled, (retarded) that he would be OK with that child and still love it.<br />
<br />
Evidently, Barb has told Chris that the reason that Cole doesn't like Barb is because Cole allegedly hit his head when he tripped on a school bus sometime between the ages of 4-7. This allegedly gave Cole lifelong mental and physical problems. Also, Cole allegedly has a bad hip. The last time Chris/Barb saw Cole is person was at a Weston family reunion in [[2004]].<br />
<br />
The Chandlers almost got evicted from their rental house today, because the insurance company decided to not pay the rent for December. Barb came up with the $1600 to pay the rent by taking out a loan against the title on the van.<br />
<br />
Chris thinks that they will be back in 14 BC by the 10th to 17th of [[December 2014|December]]. When he said this in front of Barb, she spoke up and said something to the tune of "that ain't happening" to "you're being very optimistic". Also, Barb is going over to 14 Branchland Court regularly during the weekdays to oversee the construction, and has apparently been trying to boss around/micromanage the construction crews.<br />
<br />
According to Chris, the reason that their paperwork took so long to process for the rebuild on 14 BC is because the person doing it was old, "in their 60's" and was "a senile [[slow in the mind]]".<br />
<br />
Chris is aware that "[[the game place]]" is out of business. When asked about how he felt about that, he tryed thinking for a minute, then said that he didn't know.<br />
<br />
Chris was fired from [[Wendy's]] back in [[2001]] because he drew a deliberately ugly picture of an older, female coworker as a Pokémon on a napkin. He says that he and his coworkers and his manager had emotional issues and didn't get along. Chris also claims that he was wrongly blamed for making a baby cry when the baby and its parents were eating at the restaurant.<br />
<br />
Chris stated that the inheritance that he and Barb received after Bob died was on the order of tens of thousands of dollars. Chris maintained that most to all of the inheritance was spent on legal fees after the events of [[28 October 2011|27 October 2011]] [''sic'']. Chris recalls Barb throwing money at the problem, burning through funds paying [[Rob Bell]] to fight for their innocence, Barbara being stubborn and unwilling to accept a "guilty" plea in court. Evidently, at some point, barb either ran out of money or accepted that no amount of money spent in lawyer's fees would equal an innocent verdict in court.<br />
<br />
When asked about when his social security started, he stated that he didn't remember, then stated that he thought it had been a very long time-since before he started school. When asked if he was receiving the [[tugboat]] during high school, he said that he didn't remember. He stated that the only benefits that he got for his autism were the tugboat and a parking sticker for his car. He then smugly stated that he "gets those benefits because he's special" and sat there proud of his proclamation, as if awaiting a pat on the back.<br />
<br />
There's a lot more. I was wearing the recording rig, but the mic was under my heavy jacket, so I don't know what audio quality we got. I'll review the audio tomorrow and post more if I can.}}<br />
<br />
{{Email|Chris was always floating right around her, clingy as hell. He even tried giving Catie a goodnight kiss, after she told him explicitly that they were just friends. Chris has no sense of personal space or boundaries. It's like she'll tell him to keep his distance, but the thought won't stay in his head for longer than five minutes and then he's hovering too close again. I personally think that he's autistic and just doesn't gauge personal space well, but that's just my theory.<br />
<br />
When asked about where he saw himself [[2019|in 5 years]], Chris said, "you know, I've had a lot of people ask me that question, and I just don't know, I never have" or something to that effect.<br />
<br />
Chris specifically admitted that he can earn up to $900 a month before losing any of his welfare money. I pointed out that there are many felons, disabled people, and high school dropouts who manage to find work, and said to Chris that if he'd been searching for work for almost ten years but hadn't found any, that he should either try harder to find a job, or perhaps enroll in a program that finds employment for people with disabilities. Chris didn't seem to like the thought, and I then asked him if his pride was preventing him from finding work.<br />
<br />
I pointed out that it would help his financial situation to find work, and asked him if his mother would support him finding work. Chris said "yes, my mother would support me finding work, but. . . " so I asked him what the problem was. He stated that he didn't emotionally feel prepared to be away from his mother as long as working full time would necessitate. I pointed out to Chris that he could work part time, and in the local area. I also pointed out that if he was employed, he would be able to better take care of himself after his mother passes away, and pointed out that he was over 30 years old. I asked him what he was going to do after his mother passed away, and he said that he didn't know.<br />
<br />
I pointed out to Chris that there are communities in the united states that are more [[LGBT]] friendly then rural Virginia, such as San Francisco, or Seattle. I also pointed out that the job market and government benefits/welfare are much better in both of those locations, pointing out that San Francisco has the highest minimum wage in the [[United States]], and that he could earn more money there. Chris's response to this was, "but there's no San Francisco in Virginia".<br />
<br />
After informing Chris that I was talking about San Francisco, California, I asked him if he thought moving there was a good idea and he said no, because he didn't want to leave his mother. I asked him if anyone else could take care of his mother for him, mentioning his half-brother Cole and Aunt Harriet by name, but Chris said no, that they wouldn't take barb in. I asked Chris if he would consider moving out of Virginia after Barb dies. Chris flatly stated that he didn't feel comfortable moving to anyplace else, period, although he acknowledged the potential benefits of living in a different location in the United States.<br />
<br />
Chris paid $9,000 for the [[Son-Chu#Current status|2010 ford focus sedan, and he said that the payment is "one-hundred something" a month]]. He said that the interest rate on his loan was only 5%, and that the auto dealership was having a special deal the week that he bought the car. I don't know how accurate those numbers are, but that's what he said.<br />
<br />
When asked, Chris said that he does not know his credit score, or "care much for that".}}<br />
<br />
It was also at this outing that Al had gifted Chris a 3DS copy of Sonic Boom<ref>[[January 2015 Facebook posts]]</ref>.<br />
<br />
== Director's Cut Leak ==<br />
On [[December 2014]] 18th of 2014, Al uploaded the [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|second part]] of the [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Chandler Family Christmas 2004]] video. This was said to have been apart of Chris' "directors cut" of the [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] video, which Chris had gifted to Catherine. Chatherine most likely forfeited this clip after having received it from Chris.<br />
<br />
== See Also ==<br />
*[[2014 house fire]]<br />
*[[Manchester High Leaks]]<br />
*[[Rental House Tour]]<br />
<br />
== External Links ==<br />
[https://kiwifarms.net/members/garbageraider.1602/ Cousin Al's Kiwi Farms profile]<br />
<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Al}}<br />
{{References}}<br />
{{CatherineSaga}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
[[Category:Trolls]]</div>ParkerHaley2003https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Cousin_Al&diff=287514Cousin Al2022-05-02T06:37:09Z<p>ParkerHaley2003: /* Rental House Tour */</p>
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{{Infobox Person<br />
|name = Cousin Al<br />
|image = Cousin Al.jpg<br />
|relatives = Catherine Sorrentino (cousin)<br />
|aliases = Al<br>skyraider91<br>garbageraider<br />
| nationality = [[United States|American]]<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| occupation = [[Troll|Internet troll]]<br>Dumpster Diver<br />
|saga = {{CatherineDenotation}}}}<br />
'''Cousin Al''', formerly known on the CWCki Forums as '''skyraider91''', was an associate of the troll sweetheart [[Catherine]] who, as suggested in the name, roleplayed as her cousin. He is best well-known for raiding Chris's garbage in order to collect his old [[Manchester High Leaks|Manchester High assignments]] following his house's [[2014 house fire|destruction from a fire]]. This would earn him his username being changed to "'''garbageraider'''" by moderators when he posted his findings on the [[Kiwi Farms]] (initially the [[CWCki Forums]] at the time). <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/new-leak-s-15jun2014.3897/ (archive: https://archive.fo/AcM0p)</ref><br />
<br />
To accomplish this, Al would be involved in a conversation between Chris and Catherine during a date at Applebee's, which would ultimately lead to Chris inviting both him and Catherine to his charred up house. Following from there, Chris would give a tour of the remains of the house to both Al and Catherine, though the video became lost to time due to the original account it was posted on being terminated. No archives of the video are known to exist.<br />
<br />
== Post-House Fire Invite ==<br />
<br />
=== In-person meeting with Chris ===<br />
On [[August 2014]] 31st of [[2014]], Cousin Al accompanied Catherine on her date with Chris at an Applebee's restaurant. The audio of their meeting was recorded and later posted. After Catherine introduced them, Al told Chris that he had come because Catherine needed a ride. The trio talked about a variety of topics for a while, Cousin Al often asking Chris to elaborate on what he meant when Chris' answers were too vague or confusing. At the end of their date, Al helped Catherine to develop an excuse for why Chris couldn't come back with them to wherever they were staying. Chris then invited the pair to come and visit his recently charred house, to which they obliged. <br />
<br />
=== Bowling Outing ===<br />
Al joined Catherine and Chris at a bowling outing and wrote two emails about the experience:<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891]][[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891]]</ref><br />
<br />
{{Email|I and Catie met up with Chris at a bowling alley and we talked and bowled a single game of bowling. We were there about an hour. After that, we went to a local buffet to eat and talked at length in one of the booths. Finally, we drove over to the rental house, said hi to Barb briefly, and went upstairs and briefly played [[PS3]] with Chris. After that, we left.<br />
<br />
Notes-<br />
<br />
The original [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu pages]] are still entirely intact, all of them. I asked Chris is he would be willing to sell them, he said no, then said that if he ever did decide to sell them, that he would want "thousands of dollars" for each issue.<br />
<br />
Chris still considers Catie his girlfriend even though she explicitly told him that now they were just friends.<br />
<br />
Chris mentioned that in [[2010]] that he used to attend a young adult social group and go bowling with other members of the group. He mentioned meeting "his girlfriend '''*Censored*'''" ([[the wallflower]]) at the group. Chris talked contemptuously about other special ed types in the group, but said that if he had a child that was intellectually disabled, (retarded) that he would be OK with that child and still love it.<br />
<br />
Evidently, Barb has told Chris that the reason that Cole doesn't like Barb is because Cole allegedly hit his head when he tripped on a school bus sometime between the ages of 4-7. This allegedly gave Cole lifelong mental and physical problems. Also, Cole allegedly has a bad hip. The last time Chris/Barb saw Cole is person was at a Weston family reunion in [[2004]].<br />
<br />
The Chandlers almost got evicted from their rental house today, because the insurance company decided to not pay the rent for December. Barb came up with the $1600 to pay the rent by taking out a loan against the title on the van.<br />
<br />
Chris thinks that they will be back in 14 BC by the 10th to 17th of [[December 2014|December]]. When he said this in front of Barb, she spoke up and said something to the tune of "that ain't happening" to "you're being very optimistic". Also, Barb is going over to 14 Branchland Court regularly during the weekdays to oversee the construction, and has apparently been trying to boss around/micromanage the construction crews.<br />
<br />
According to Chris, the reason that their paperwork took so long to process for the rebuild on 14 BC is because the person doing it was old, "in their 60's" and was "a senile [[slow in the mind]]".<br />
<br />
Chris is aware that "[[the game place]]" is out of business. When asked about how he felt about that, he tryed thinking for a minute, then said that he didn't know.<br />
<br />
Chris was fired from [[Wendy's]] back in [[2001]] because he drew a deliberately ugly picture of an older, female coworker as a Pokémon on a napkin. He says that he and his coworkers and his manager had emotional issues and didn't get along. Chris also claims that he was wrongly blamed for making a baby cry when the baby and its parents were eating at the restaurant.<br />
<br />
Chris stated that the inheritance that he and Barb received after Bob died was on the order of tens of thousands of dollars. Chris maintained that most to all of the inheritance was spent on legal fees after the events of [[28 October 2011|27 October 2011]] [''sic'']. Chris recalls Barb throwing money at the problem, burning through funds paying [[Rob Bell]] to fight for their innocence, Barbara being stubborn and unwilling to accept a "guilty" plea in court. Evidently, at some point, barb either ran out of money or accepted that no amount of money spent in lawyer's fees would equal an innocent verdict in court.<br />
<br />
When asked about when his social security started, he stated that he didn't remember, then stated that he thought it had been a very long time-since before he started school. When asked if he was receiving the [[tugboat]] during high school, he said that he didn't remember. He stated that the only benefits that he got for his autism were the tugboat and a parking sticker for his car. He then smugly stated that he "gets those benefits because he's special" and sat there proud of his proclamation, as if awaiting a pat on the back.<br />
<br />
There's a lot more. I was wearing the recording rig, but the mic was under my heavy jacket, so I don't know what audio quality we got. I'll review the audio tomorrow and post more if I can.}}<br />
<br />
{{Email|Chris was always floating right around her, clingy as hell. He even tried giving Catie a goodnight kiss, after she told him explicitly that they were just friends. Chris has no sense of personal space or boundaries. It's like she'll tell him to keep his distance, but the thought won't stay in his head for longer than five minutes and then he's hovering too close again. I personally think that he's autistic and just doesn't gauge personal space well, but that's just my theory.<br />
<br />
When asked about where he saw himself [[2019|in 5 years]], Chris said, "you know, I've had a lot of people ask me that question, and I just don't know, I never have" or something to that effect.<br />
<br />
Chris specifically admitted that he can earn up to $900 a month before losing any of his welfare money. I pointed out that there are many felons, disabled people, and high school dropouts who manage to find work, and said to Chris that if he'd been searching for work for almost ten years but hadn't found any, that he should either try harder to find a job, or perhaps enroll in a program that finds employment for people with disabilities. Chris didn't seem to like the thought, and I then asked him if his pride was preventing him from finding work.<br />
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I pointed out that it would help his financial situation to find work, and asked him if his mother would support him finding work. Chris said "yes, my mother would support me finding work, but. . . " so I asked him what the problem was. He stated that he didn't emotionally feel prepared to be away from his mother as long as working full time would necessitate. I pointed out to Chris that he could work part time, and in the local area. I also pointed out that if he was employed, he would be able to better take care of himself after his mother passes away, and pointed out that he was over 30 years old. I asked him what he was going to do after his mother passed away, and he said that he didn't know.<br />
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I pointed out to Chris that there are communities in the united states that are more [[LGBT]] friendly then rural Virginia, such as San Francisco, or Seattle. I also pointed out that the job market and government benefits/welfare are much better in both of those locations, pointing out that San Francisco has the highest minimum wage in the [[United States]], and that he could earn more money there. Chris's response to this was, "but there's no San Francisco in Virginia".<br />
<br />
After informing Chris that I was talking about San Francisco, California, I asked him if he thought moving there was a good idea and he said no, because he didn't want to leave his mother. I asked him if anyone else could take care of his mother for him, mentioning his half-brother Cole and Aunt Harriet by name, but Chris said no, that they wouldn't take barb in. I asked Chris if he would consider moving out of Virginia after Barb dies. Chris flatly stated that he didn't feel comfortable moving to anyplace else, period, although he acknowledged the potential benefits of living in a different location in the United States.<br />
<br />
Chris paid $9,000 for the [[Son-Chu#Current status|2010 ford focus sedan, and he said that the payment is "one-hundred something" a month]]. He said that the interest rate on his loan was only 5%, and that the auto dealership was having a special deal the week that he bought the car. I don't know how accurate those numbers are, but that's what he said.<br />
<br />
When asked, Chris said that he does not know his credit score, or "care much for that".}}<br />
<br />
It was also at this outing that Al had gifted Chris a 3DS copy of Sonic Boom<ref>[[January 2015 Facebook posts]]</ref>.<br />
<br />
=== House Tour ===<br />
<br />
They followed Chris back to his home and upon arriving, began conversing about the fire. While exploring the property, Al would ask Chris questions about things around his yard and details about the fire. After their tour, Catherine made up an excuse about a mechanic who needed them to come pick up her quickly due to a family emergency. Al told her that he could give her a ride and the two left shortly after.<br />
<br />
=== Stalking of the Chandler residence ===<br />
Under his alias Skyraider91, Al would sometimes stop by the Chandler's residence to take photos of the property and then upload them for fellow trolls. On [[June 2014]] 15th of 2014, Al decided to take advantage of the recent house fire to obtain some of Chris' homework papers and other documents, which he later uploaded. On [[November 2014]] 25 of that same year, he returned to the home to share its latest renovation developments.<br />
<br />
=== Rental House Tour ===<br />
Al again accompanied Catherine on another outing with Chris, this time to their [[rental home]] that they were staying at while their home was being renovated. At this outing, Al met Chris' [[Dogs|two dogs]] and [[Barb]]. He referred to himself as "Big Al" while introducing himself to Barb. They toured around different parts of the house, most notably Chris' playroom and bedroom. Like during most in-person interactions, Al did most of the question asking. During the second part of the video, the trio listened to Barb talk about various topics, such as when [[Cole]] almost died form an infection and about the recent house fire. Catherine and Al left shortly after Catherine had made up an excuse about needing to catch a flight to Chicago. This interaction like most others was recorded in an audio only format and then later uploaded.<br />
<br />
== Director's Cut Leak ==<br />
On [[December 2014]] 18th of 2014, Al uploaded the [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|second part]] of the [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Chandler Family Christmas 2004]] video. This was said to have been apart of Chris' "directors cut" of the [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] video, which Chris had gifted to Catherine. Chatherine most likely forfeited this clip after having received it from Chris.<br />
<br />
== See Also ==<br />
*[[2014 house fire]]<br />
*[[Manchester High Leaks]]<br />
*[[Rental House Tour]]<br />
<br />
== External Links ==<br />
[https://kiwifarms.net/members/garbageraider.1602/ Cousin Al's Kiwi Farms profile]<br />
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{{DEFAULTSORT:Al}}<br />
{{References}}<br />
{{CatherineSaga}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
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{{Infobox Person<br />
|name = Cousin Al<br />
|image = Cousin Al.jpg<br />
|relatives = Catherine Sorrentino (cousin)<br />
|aliases = Al<br>skyraider91<br>garbageraider<br />
| nationality = [[United States|American]]<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| occupation = [[Troll|Internet troll]]<br>Dumpster Diver<br />
|saga = {{CatherineDenotation}}}}<br />
'''Cousin Al''', formerly known on the CWCki Forums as '''skyraider91''', was an associate of the troll sweetheart [[Catherine]] who, as suggested in the name, roleplayed as her cousin. He is best well-known for raiding Chris's garbage in order to collect his old [[Manchester High Leaks|Manchester High assignments]] following his house's [[2014 house fire|destruction from a fire]]. This would earn him his username being changed to "'''garbageraider'''" by moderators when he posted his findings on the [[Kiwi Farms]] (initially the [[CWCki Forums]] at the time). <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/new-leak-s-15jun2014.3897/ (archive: https://archive.fo/AcM0p)</ref><br />
<br />
To accomplish this, Al would be involved in a conversation between Chris and Catherine during a date at Applebee's, which would ultimately lead to Chris inviting both him and Catherine to his charred up house. Following from there, Chris would give a tour of the remains of the house to both Al and Catherine, though the video became lost to time due to the original account it was posted on being terminated. No archives of the video are known to exist.<br />
<br />
== Post-House Fire Invite ==<br />
<br />
=== In-person meeting with Chris ===<br />
On [[August 2014]] 31st of [[2014]], Cousin Al accompanied Catherine on her date with Chris at an Applebee's restaurant. The audio of their meeting was recorded and later posted. After Catherine introduced them, Al told Chris that he had come because Catherine needed a ride. The trio talked about a variety of topics for a while, Cousin Al often asking Chris to elaborate on what he meant when Chris' answers were too vague or confusing. At the end of their date, Al helped Catherine to develop an excuse for why Chris couldn't come back with them to wherever they were staying. Chris then invited the pair to come and visit his recently charred house, to which they obliged. <br />
<br />
=== Bowling Outing ===<br />
Al joined Catherine and Chris at a bowling outing and wrote two emails about the experience:<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891]][[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891]]</ref><br />
<br />
{{Email|I and Catie met up with Chris at a bowling alley and we talked and bowled a single game of bowling. We were there about an hour. After that, we went to a local buffet to eat and talked at length in one of the booths. Finally, we drove over to the rental house, said hi to Barb briefly, and went upstairs and briefly played [[PS3]] with Chris. After that, we left.<br />
<br />
Notes-<br />
<br />
The original [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu pages]] are still entirely intact, all of them. I asked Chris is he would be willing to sell them, he said no, then said that if he ever did decide to sell them, that he would want "thousands of dollars" for each issue.<br />
<br />
Chris still considers Catie his girlfriend even though she explicitly told him that now they were just friends.<br />
<br />
Chris mentioned that in [[2010]] that he used to attend a young adult social group and go bowling with other members of the group. He mentioned meeting "his girlfriend '''*Censored*'''" ([[the wallflower]]) at the group. Chris talked contemptuously about other special ed types in the group, but said that if he had a child that was intellectually disabled, (retarded) that he would be OK with that child and still love it.<br />
<br />
Evidently, Barb has told Chris that the reason that Cole doesn't like Barb is because Cole allegedly hit his head when he tripped on a school bus sometime between the ages of 4-7. This allegedly gave Cole lifelong mental and physical problems. Also, Cole allegedly has a bad hip. The last time Chris/Barb saw Cole is person was at a Weston family reunion in [[2004]].<br />
<br />
The Chandlers almost got evicted from their rental house today, because the insurance company decided to not pay the rent for December. Barb came up with the $1600 to pay the rent by taking out a loan against the title on the van.<br />
<br />
Chris thinks that they will be back in 14 BC by the 10th to 17th of [[December 2014|December]]. When he said this in front of Barb, she spoke up and said something to the tune of "that ain't happening" to "you're being very optimistic". Also, Barb is going over to 14 Branchland Court regularly during the weekdays to oversee the construction, and has apparently been trying to boss around/micromanage the construction crews.<br />
<br />
According to Chris, the reason that their paperwork took so long to process for the rebuild on 14 BC is because the person doing it was old, "in their 60's" and was "a senile [[slow in the mind]]".<br />
<br />
Chris is aware that "[[the game place]]" is out of business. When asked about how he felt about that, he tryed thinking for a minute, then said that he didn't know.<br />
<br />
Chris was fired from [[Wendy's]] back in [[2001]] because he drew a deliberately ugly picture of an older, female coworker as a Pokémon on a napkin. He says that he and his coworkers and his manager had emotional issues and didn't get along. Chris also claims that he was wrongly blamed for making a baby cry when the baby and its parents were eating at the restaurant.<br />
<br />
Chris stated that the inheritance that he and Barb received after Bob died was on the order of tens of thousands of dollars. Chris maintained that most to all of the inheritance was spent on legal fees after the events of [[28 October 2011|27 October 2011]] [''sic'']. Chris recalls Barb throwing money at the problem, burning through funds paying [[Rob Bell]] to fight for their innocence, Barbara being stubborn and unwilling to accept a "guilty" plea in court. Evidently, at some point, barb either ran out of money or accepted that no amount of money spent in lawyer's fees would equal an innocent verdict in court.<br />
<br />
When asked about when his social security started, he stated that he didn't remember, then stated that he thought it had been a very long time-since before he started school. When asked if he was receiving the [[tugboat]] during high school, he said that he didn't remember. He stated that the only benefits that he got for his autism were the tugboat and a parking sticker for his car. He then smugly stated that he "gets those benefits because he's special" and sat there proud of his proclamation, as if awaiting a pat on the back.<br />
<br />
There's a lot more. I was wearing the recording rig, but the mic was under my heavy jacket, so I don't know what audio quality we got. I'll review the audio tomorrow and post more if I can.}}<br />
<br />
{{Email|Chris was always floating right around her, clingy as hell. He even tried giving Catie a goodnight kiss, after she told him explicitly that they were just friends. Chris has no sense of personal space or boundaries. It's like she'll tell him to keep his distance, but the thought won't stay in his head for longer than five minutes and then he's hovering too close again. I personally think that he's autistic and just doesn't gauge personal space well, but that's just my theory.<br />
<br />
When asked about where he saw himself [[2019|in 5 years]], Chris said, "you know, I've had a lot of people ask me that question, and I just don't know, I never have" or something to that effect.<br />
<br />
Chris specifically admitted that he can earn up to $900 a month before losing any of his welfare money. I pointed out that there are many felons, disabled people, and high school dropouts who manage to find work, and said to Chris that if he'd been searching for work for almost ten years but hadn't found any, that he should either try harder to find a job, or perhaps enroll in a program that finds employment for people with disabilities. Chris didn't seem to like the thought, and I then asked him if his pride was preventing him from finding work.<br />
<br />
I pointed out that it would help his financial situation to find work, and asked him if his mother would support him finding work. Chris said "yes, my mother would support me finding work, but. . . " so I asked him what the problem was. He stated that he didn't emotionally feel prepared to be away from his mother as long as working full time would necessitate. I pointed out to Chris that he could work part time, and in the local area. I also pointed out that if he was employed, he would be able to better take care of himself after his mother passes away, and pointed out that he was over 30 years old. I asked him what he was going to do after his mother passed away, and he said that he didn't know.<br />
<br />
I pointed out to Chris that there are communities in the united states that are more [[LGBT]] friendly then rural Virginia, such as San Francisco, or Seattle. I also pointed out that the job market and government benefits/welfare are much better in both of those locations, pointing out that San Francisco has the highest minimum wage in the [[United States]], and that he could earn more money there. Chris's response to this was, "but there's no San Francisco in Virginia".<br />
<br />
After informing Chris that I was talking about San Francisco, California, I asked him if he thought moving there was a good idea and he said no, because he didn't want to leave his mother. I asked him if anyone else could take care of his mother for him, mentioning his half-brother Cole and Aunt Harriet by name, but Chris said no, that they wouldn't take barb in. I asked Chris if he would consider moving out of Virginia after Barb dies. Chris flatly stated that he didn't feel comfortable moving to anyplace else, period, although he acknowledged the potential benefits of living in a different location in the United States.<br />
<br />
Chris paid $9,000 for the [[Son-Chu#Current status|2010 ford focus sedan, and he said that the payment is "one-hundred something" a month]]. He said that the interest rate on his loan was only 5%, and that the auto dealership was having a special deal the week that he bought the car. I don't know how accurate those numbers are, but that's what he said.<br />
<br />
When asked, Chris said that he does not know his credit score, or "care much for that".}}<br />
<br />
It was also at this outing that Al had gifted Chris a 3DS copy of Sonic Boom<ref>[[January 2015 Facebook posts]]</ref>.<br />
<br />
=== House Tour ===<br />
<br />
They followed Chris back to his home and upon arriving, began conversing about the fire. While exploring the property, Al would ask Chris questions about things around his yard and details about the fire. After their tour, Catherine made up an excuse about a mechanic who needed them to come pick up her quickly due to a family emergency. Al told her that he could give her a ride and the two left shortly after.<br />
<br />
=== Stalking of the Chandler residence ===<br />
Under his alias Skyraider91, Al would sometimes stop by the Chandler's residence to take photos of the property and then upload them for fellow trolls. On [[June 2014]] 15th of 2014, Al decided to take advantage of the recent house fire to obtain some of Chris' homework papers and other documents, which he later uploaded. On [[November 2014]] 25 of that same year, he returned to the home to share its latest renovation developments.<br />
<br />
=== Rental House Tour ===<br />
Al again accompanied Catherine on another outing with Chris, this time to their [[rental home]] that they were staying at while their home was being renovated. At this outing, Al met Chris' [[pets|two dogs]] and [[Barb]]. He referred to himself as "Big Al" while introducing himself to Barb. They toured around different parts of the house, most notably Chris' playroom and bedroom. Like during most in-person interactions, Al did most of the question asking. During the second part of the video, the trio listened to Barb talk about various topics, such as when [[Cole]] almost died form an infection and about the recent house fire. Catherine and Al left shortly after Catherine had made up an excuse about needing to catch a flight to Chicago. This interaction like most others was recorded in an audio only format and then later uploaded.<br />
<br />
== Director's Cut Leak ==<br />
On [[December 2014]] 18th of 2014, Al uploaded the [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|second part]] of the [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Chandler Family Christmas 2004]] video. This was said to have been apart of Chris' "directors cut" of the [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] video, which Chris had gifted to Catherine. Chatherine most likely forfeited this clip after having received it from Chris.<br />
<br />
== See Also ==<br />
*[[2014 house fire]]<br />
*[[Manchester High Leaks]]<br />
*[[Rental House Tour]]<br />
<br />
== External Links ==<br />
[https://kiwifarms.net/members/garbageraider.1602/ Cousin Al's Kiwi Farms profile]<br />
<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Al}}<br />
{{References}}<br />
{{CatherineSaga}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
[[Category:Trolls]]</div>ParkerHaley2003https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Cousin_Al&diff=287512Cousin Al2022-05-02T06:25:36Z<p>ParkerHaley2003: /* Bowling Outing */</p>
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{{Infobox Person<br />
|name = Cousin Al<br />
|image = Cousin Al.jpg<br />
|relatives = Catherine Sorrentino (cousin)<br />
|aliases = Al<br>skyraider91<br>garbageraider<br />
| nationality = [[United States|American]]<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| occupation = [[Troll|Internet troll]]<br>Dumpster Diver<br />
|saga = {{CatherineDenotation}}}}<br />
'''Cousin Al''', formerly known on the CWCki Forums as '''skyraider91''', was an associate of the troll sweetheart [[Catherine]] who, as suggested in the name, roleplayed as her cousin. He is best well-known for raiding Chris's garbage in order to collect his old [[Manchester High Leaks|Manchester High assignments]] following his house's [[2014 house fire|destruction from a fire]]. This would earn him his username being changed to "'''garbageraider'''" by moderators when he posted his findings on the [[Kiwi Farms]] (initially the [[CWCki Forums]] at the time). <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/new-leak-s-15jun2014.3897/ (archive: https://archive.fo/AcM0p)</ref><br />
<br />
To accomplish this, Al would be involved in a conversation between Chris and Catherine during a date at Applebee's, which would ultimately lead to Chris inviting both him and Catherine to his charred up house. Following from there, Chris would give a tour of the remains of the house to both Al and Catherine, though the video became lost to time due to the original account it was posted on being terminated. No archives of the video are known to exist.<br />
<br />
== Post-House Fire Invite ==<br />
<br />
=== In-person meeting with Chris ===<br />
On [[August 2014]] 31st of [[2014]], Cousin Al accompanied Catherine on her date with Chris at an Applebee's restaurant. The audio of their meeting was recorded and later posted. After Catherine introduced them, Al told Chris that he had come because Catherine needed a ride. The trio talked about a variety of topics for a while, Cousin Al often asking Chris to elaborate on what he meant when Chris' answers were too vague or confusing. At the end of their date, Al helped Catherine to develop an excuse for why Chris couldn't come back with them to wherever they were staying. Chris then invited the pair to come and visit his recently charred house, to which they obliged. <br />
<br />
=== Bowling Outing ===<br />
Al joined Catherine and Chris at a bowling outing and wrote two emails about the experience:<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891]][[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891]]</ref><br />
<br />
{{Email|I and Catie met up with Chris at a bowling alley and we talked and bowled a single game of bowling. We were there about an hour. After that, we went to a local buffet to eat and talked at length in one of the booths. Finally, we drove over to the rental house, said hi to Barb briefly, and went upstairs and briefly played [[PS3]] with Chris. After that, we left.<br />
<br />
Notes-<br />
<br />
The original [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu pages]] are still entirely intact, all of them. I asked Chris is he would be willing to sell them, he said no, then said that if he ever did decide to sell them, that he would want "thousands of dollars" for each issue.<br />
<br />
Chris still considers Catie his girlfriend even though she explicitly told him that now they were just friends.<br />
<br />
Chris mentioned that in [[2010]] that he used to attend a young adult social group and go bowling with other members of the group. He mentioned meeting "his girlfriend '''*Censored*'''" ([[the wallflower]]) at the group. Chris talked contemptuously about other special ed types in the group, but said that if he had a child that was intellectually disabled, (retarded) that he would be OK with that child and still love it.<br />
<br />
Evidently, Barb has told Chris that the reason that Cole doesn't like Barb is because Cole allegedly hit his head when he tripped on a school bus sometime between the ages of 4-7. This allegedly gave Cole lifelong mental and physical problems. Also, Cole allegedly has a bad hip. The last time Chris/Barb saw Cole is person was at a Weston family reunion in [[2004]].<br />
<br />
The Chandlers almost got evicted from their rental house today, because the insurance company decided to not pay the rent for December. Barb came up with the $1600 to pay the rent by taking out a loan against the title on the van.<br />
<br />
Chris thinks that they will be back in 14 BC by the 10th to 17th of [[December 2014|December]]. When he said this in front of Barb, she spoke up and said something to the tune of "that ain't happening" to "you're being very optimistic". Also, Barb is going over to 14 Branchland Court regularly during the weekdays to oversee the construction, and has apparently been trying to boss around/micromanage the construction crews.<br />
<br />
According to Chris, the reason that their paperwork took so long to process for the rebuild on 14 BC is because the person doing it was old, "in their 60's" and was "a senile [[slow in the mind]]".<br />
<br />
Chris is aware that "[[the game place]]" is out of business. When asked about how he felt about that, he tryed thinking for a minute, then said that he didn't know.<br />
<br />
Chris was fired from [[Wendy's]] back in [[2001]] because he drew a deliberately ugly picture of an older, female coworker as a Pokémon on a napkin. He says that he and his coworkers and his manager had emotional issues and didn't get along. Chris also claims that he was wrongly blamed for making a baby cry when the baby and its parents were eating at the restaurant.<br />
<br />
Chris stated that the inheritance that he and Barb received after Bob died was on the order of tens of thousands of dollars. Chris maintained that most to all of the inheritance was spent on legal fees after the events of [[28 October 2011|27 October 2011]] [''sic'']. Chris recalls Barb throwing money at the problem, burning through funds paying [[Rob Bell]] to fight for their innocence, Barbara being stubborn and unwilling to accept a "guilty" plea in court. Evidently, at some point, barb either ran out of money or accepted that no amount of money spent in lawyer's fees would equal an innocent verdict in court.<br />
<br />
When asked about when his social security started, he stated that he didn't remember, then stated that he thought it had been a very long time-since before he started school. When asked if he was receiving the [[tugboat]] during high school, he said that he didn't remember. He stated that the only benefits that he got for his autism were the tugboat and a parking sticker for his car. He then smugly stated that he "gets those benefits because he's special" and sat there proud of his proclamation, as if awaiting a pat on the back.<br />
<br />
There's a lot more. I was wearing the recording rig, but the mic was under my heavy jacket, so I don't know what audio quality we got. I'll review the audio tomorrow and post more if I can.}}<br />
<br />
{{Email|Chris was always floating right around her, clingy as hell. He even tried giving Catie a goodnight kiss, after she told him explicitly that they were just friends. Chris has no sense of personal space or boundaries. It's like she'll tell him to keep his distance, but the thought won't stay in his head for longer than five minutes and then he's hovering too close again. I personally think that he's autistic and just doesn't gauge personal space well, but that's just my theory.<br />
<br />
When asked about where he saw himself [[2019|in 5 years]], Chris said, "you know, I've had a lot of people ask me that question, and I just don't know, I never have" or something to that effect.<br />
<br />
Chris specifically admitted that he can earn up to $900 a month before losing any of his welfare money. I pointed out that there are many felons, disabled people, and high school dropouts who manage to find work, and said to Chris that if he'd been searching for work for almost ten years but hadn't found any, that he should either try harder to find a job, or perhaps enroll in a program that finds employment for people with disabilities. Chris didn't seem to like the thought, and I then asked him if his pride was preventing him from finding work.<br />
<br />
I pointed out that it would help his financial situation to find work, and asked him if his mother would support him finding work. Chris said "yes, my mother would support me finding work, but. . . " so I asked him what the problem was. He stated that he didn't emotionally feel prepared to be away from his mother as long as working full time would necessitate. I pointed out to Chris that he could work part time, and in the local area. I also pointed out that if he was employed, he would be able to better take care of himself after his mother passes away, and pointed out that he was over 30 years old. I asked him what he was going to do after his mother passed away, and he said that he didn't know.<br />
<br />
I pointed out to Chris that there are communities in the united states that are more [[LGBT]] friendly then rural Virginia, such as San Francisco, or Seattle. I also pointed out that the job market and government benefits/welfare are much better in both of those locations, pointing out that San Francisco has the highest minimum wage in the [[United States]], and that he could earn more money there. Chris's response to this was, "but there's no San Francisco in Virginia".<br />
<br />
After informing Chris that I was talking about San Francisco, California, I asked him if he thought moving there was a good idea and he said no, because he didn't want to leave his mother. I asked him if anyone else could take care of his mother for him, mentioning his half-brother Cole and Aunt Harriet by name, but Chris said no, that they wouldn't take barb in. I asked Chris if he would consider moving out of Virginia after Barb dies. Chris flatly stated that he didn't feel comfortable moving to anyplace else, period, although he acknowledged the potential benefits of living in a different location in the United States.<br />
<br />
Chris paid $9,000 for the [[Son-Chu#Current status|2010 ford focus sedan, and he said that the payment is "one-hundred something" a month]]. He said that the interest rate on his loan was only 5%, and that the auto dealership was having a special deal the week that he bought the car. I don't know how accurate those numbers are, but that's what he said.<br />
<br />
When asked, Chris said that he does not know his credit score, or "care much for that".}}<br />
<br />
It was also at this outing that Al had gifted Chris a 3DS copy of Sonic Boom<ref>[[January 2015 Facebook posts]]</ref>.<br />
<br />
=== House Tour ===<br />
<br />
They followed Chris back to his home and upon arriving, began conversing about the fire. While exploring the property, Al would ask Chris questions about things around his yard and details about the fire. After their tour, Catherine made up an excuse about a mechanic who needed them to come pick up her quickly due to a family emergency. Al told her that he could give her a ride and the two left shortly after.<br />
<br />
=== Stalking of the Chandler residence ===<br />
Under his alias Skyraider91, Al would sometimes stop by the Chandler's residence to take photos of the property and then upload them for fellow trolls. On [[June 2014]] 15th of 2014, Al decided to take advantage of the recent house fire to obtain some of Chris' homework papers and other documents, which he later uploaded. On [[November 2014]] 25 of that same year, he returned to the home to share its latest renovation developments.<br />
<br />
=== Rental House Tour ===<br />
<br />
== Director's Cut Leak ==<br />
On [[December 2014]] 18th of 2014, Al uploaded the [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|second part]] of the [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Chandler Family Christmas 2004]] video. This was said to have been apart of Chris' "directors cut" of the [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] video, which Chris had gifted to Catherine. Chatherine most likely forfeited this clip after having received it from Chris.<br />
<br />
== See Also ==<br />
*[[2014 house fire]]<br />
*[[Manchester High Leaks]]<br />
*[[Rental House Tour]]<br />
<br />
== External Links ==<br />
[https://kiwifarms.net/members/garbageraider.1602/ Cousin Al's Kiwi Farms profile]<br />
<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Al}}<br />
{{References}}<br />
{{CatherineSaga}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
[[Category:Trolls]]</div>ParkerHaley2003https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Cousin_Al&diff=287511Cousin Al2022-05-02T06:24:59Z<p>ParkerHaley2003: /* Other trolling escapades */</p>
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{{Infobox Person<br />
|name = Cousin Al<br />
|image = Cousin Al.jpg<br />
|relatives = Catherine Sorrentino (cousin)<br />
|aliases = Al<br>skyraider91<br>garbageraider<br />
| nationality = [[United States|American]]<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| occupation = [[Troll|Internet troll]]<br>Dumpster Diver<br />
|saga = {{CatherineDenotation}}}}<br />
'''Cousin Al''', formerly known on the CWCki Forums as '''skyraider91''', was an associate of the troll sweetheart [[Catherine]] who, as suggested in the name, roleplayed as her cousin. He is best well-known for raiding Chris's garbage in order to collect his old [[Manchester High Leaks|Manchester High assignments]] following his house's [[2014 house fire|destruction from a fire]]. This would earn him his username being changed to "'''garbageraider'''" by moderators when he posted his findings on the [[Kiwi Farms]] (initially the [[CWCki Forums]] at the time). <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/new-leak-s-15jun2014.3897/ (archive: https://archive.fo/AcM0p)</ref><br />
<br />
To accomplish this, Al would be involved in a conversation between Chris and Catherine during a date at Applebee's, which would ultimately lead to Chris inviting both him and Catherine to his charred up house. Following from there, Chris would give a tour of the remains of the house to both Al and Catherine, though the video became lost to time due to the original account it was posted on being terminated. No archives of the video are known to exist.<br />
<br />
== Post-House Fire Invite ==<br />
<br />
=== In-person meeting with Chris ===<br />
On [[August 2014]] 31st of [[2014]], Cousin Al accompanied Catherine on her date with Chris at an Applebee's restaurant. The audio of their meeting was recorded and later posted. After Catherine introduced them, Al told Chris that he had come because Catherine needed a ride. The trio talked about a variety of topics for a while, Cousin Al often asking Chris to elaborate on what he meant when Chris' answers were too vague or confusing. At the end of their date, Al helped Catherine to develop an excuse for why Chris couldn't come back with them to wherever they were staying. Chris then invited the pair to come and visit his recently charred house, to which they obliged. <br />
<br />
=== Bowling Outing ===<br />
Al joined Catherine and Chris at a bowling outing and wrote two emails about the experience:<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891]][[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891]]</ref><br />
<br />
{{Email|I and Catie met up with Chris at a bowling alley and we talked and bowled a single game of bowling. We were there about an hour. After that, we went to a local buffet to eat and talked at length in one of the booths. Finally, we drove over to the rental house, said hi to Barb briefly, and went upstairs and briefly played [[PS3]] with Chris. After that, we left.<br />
<br />
Notes-<br />
<br />
The original [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu pages]] are still entirely intact, all of them. I asked Chris is he would be willing to sell them, he said no, then said that if he ever did decide to sell them, that he would want "thousands of dollars" for each issue.<br />
<br />
Chris still considers Catie his girlfriend even though she explicitly told him that now they were just friends.<br />
<br />
Chris mentioned that in [[2010]] that he used to attend a young adult social group and go bowling with other members of the group. He mentioned meeting "his girlfriend '''*Censored*'''" ([[the wallflower]]) at the group. Chris talked contemptuously about other special ed types in the group, but said that if he had a child that was intellectually disabled, (retarded) that he would be OK with that child and still love it.<br />
<br />
Evidently, Barb has told Chris that the reason that Cole doesn't like Barb is because Cole allegedly hit his head when he tripped on a school bus sometime between the ages of 4-7. This allegedly gave Cole lifelong mental and physical problems. Also, Cole allegedly has a bad hip. The last time Chris/Barb saw Cole is person was at a Weston family reunion in [[2004]].<br />
<br />
The Chandlers almost got evicted from their rental house today, because the insurance company decided to not pay the rent for December. Barb came up with the $1600 to pay the rent by taking out a loan against the title on the van.<br />
<br />
Chris thinks that they will be back in 14 BC by the 10th to 17th of [[December 2014|December]]. When he said this in front of Barb, she spoke up and said something to the tune of "that ain't happening" to "you're being very optimistic". Also, Barb is going over to 14 Branchland Court regularly during the weekdays to oversee the construction, and has apparently been trying to boss around/micromanage the construction crews.<br />
<br />
According to Chris, the reason that their paperwork took so long to process for the rebuild on 14 BC is because the person doing it was old, "in their 60's" and was "a senile [[slow in the mind]]".<br />
<br />
Chris is aware that "[[the game place]]" is out of business. When asked about how he felt about that, he tryed thinking for a minute, then said that he didn't know.<br />
<br />
Chris was fired from [[Wendy's]] back in [[2001]] because he drew a deliberately ugly picture of an older, female coworker as a Pokémon on a napkin. He says that he and his coworkers and his manager had emotional issues and didn't get along. Chris also claims that he was wrongly blamed for making a baby cry when the baby and its parents were eating at the restaurant.<br />
<br />
Chris stated that the inheritance that he and Barb received after Bob died was on the order of tens of thousands of dollars. Chris maintained that most to all of the inheritance was spent on legal fees after the events of [[28 October 2011|27 October 2011]] [''sic'']. Chris recalls Barb throwing money at the problem, burning through funds paying [[Rob Bell]] to fight for their innocence, Barbara being stubborn and unwilling to accept a "guilty" plea in court. Evidently, at some point, barb either ran out of money or accepted that no amount of money spent in lawyer's fees would equal an innocent verdict in court.<br />
<br />
When asked about when his social security started, he stated that he didn't remember, then stated that he thought it had been a very long time-since before he started school. When asked if he was receiving the [[tugboat]] during high school, he said that he didn't remember. He stated that the only benefits that he got for his autism were the tugboat and a parking sticker for his car. He then smugly stated that he "gets those benefits because he's special" and sat there proud of his proclamation, as if awaiting a pat on the back.<br />
<br />
There's a lot more. I was wearing the recording rig, but the mic was under my heavy jacket, so I don't know what audio quality we got. I'll review the audio tomorrow and post more if I can.}}<br />
<br />
{{Email|Chris was always floating right around her, clingy as hell. He even tried giving Catie a goodnight kiss, after she told him explicitly that they were just friends. Chris has no sense of personal space or boundaries. It's like she'll tell him to keep his distance, but the thought won't stay in his head for longer than five minutes and then he's hovering too close again. I personally think that he's autistic and just doesn't gauge personal space well, but that's just my theory.<br />
<br />
When asked about where he saw himself [[2019|in 5 years]], Chris said, "you know, I've had a lot of people ask me that question, and I just don't know, I never have" or something to that effect.<br />
<br />
Chris specifically admitted that he can earn up to $900 a month before losing any of his welfare money. I pointed out that there are many felons, disabled people, and high school dropouts who manage to find work, and said to Chris that if he'd been searching for work for almost ten years but hadn't found any, that he should either try harder to find a job, or perhaps enroll in a program that finds employment for people with disabilities. Chris didn't seem to like the thought, and I then asked him if his pride was preventing him from finding work.<br />
<br />
I pointed out that it would help his financial situation to find work, and asked him if his mother would support him finding work. Chris said "yes, my mother would support me finding work, but. . . " so I asked him what the problem was. He stated that he didn't emotionally feel prepared to be away from his mother as long as working full time would necessitate. I pointed out to Chris that he could work part time, and in the local area. I also pointed out that if he was employed, he would be able to better take care of himself after his mother passes away, and pointed out that he was over 30 years old. I asked him what he was going to do after his mother passed away, and he said that he didn't know.<br />
<br />
I pointed out to Chris that there are communities in the united states that are more [[LGBT]] friendly then rural Virginia, such as San Francisco, or Seattle. I also pointed out that the job market and government benefits/welfare are much better in both of those locations, pointing out that San Francisco has the highest minimum wage in the [[United States]], and that he could earn more money there. Chris's response to this was, "but there's no San Francisco in Virginia".<br />
<br />
After informing Chris that I was talking about San Francisco, California, I asked him if he thought moving there was a good idea and he said no, because he didn't want to leave his mother. I asked him if anyone else could take care of his mother for him, mentioning his half-brother Cole and Aunt Harriet by name, but Chris said no, that they wouldn't take barb in. I asked Chris if he would consider moving out of Virginia after Barb dies. Chris flatly stated that he didn't feel comfortable moving to anyplace else, period, although he acknowledged the potential benefits of living in a different location in the United States.<br />
<br />
Chris paid $9,000 for the [[Son-Chu#Current status|2010 ford focus sedan, and he said that the payment is "one-hundred something" a month]]. He said that the interest rate on his loan was only 5%, and that the auto dealership was having a special deal the week that he bought the car. I don't know how accurate those numbers are, but that's what he said.<br />
<br />
When asked, Chris said that he does not know his credit score, or "care much for that".}}<br />
<br />
=== House Tour ===<br />
<br />
They followed Chris back to his home and upon arriving, began conversing about the fire. While exploring the property, Al would ask Chris questions about things around his yard and details about the fire. After their tour, Catherine made up an excuse about a mechanic who needed them to come pick up her quickly due to a family emergency. Al told her that he could give her a ride and the two left shortly after.<br />
<br />
=== Stalking of the Chandler residence ===<br />
Under his alias Skyraider91, Al would sometimes stop by the Chandler's residence to take photos of the property and then upload them for fellow trolls. On [[June 2014]] 15th of 2014, Al decided to take advantage of the recent house fire to obtain some of Chris' homework papers and other documents, which he later uploaded. On [[November 2014]] 25 of that same year, he returned to the home to share its latest renovation developments.<br />
<br />
=== Rental House Tour ===<br />
<br />
== Director's Cut Leak ==<br />
On [[December 2014]] 18th of 2014, Al uploaded the [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|second part]] of the [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Chandler Family Christmas 2004]] video. This was said to have been apart of Chris' "directors cut" of the [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] video, which Chris had gifted to Catherine. Chatherine most likely forfeited this clip after having received it from Chris.<br />
<br />
== See Also ==<br />
*[[2014 house fire]]<br />
*[[Manchester High Leaks]]<br />
*[[Rental House Tour]]<br />
<br />
== External Links ==<br />
[https://kiwifarms.net/members/garbageraider.1602/ Cousin Al's Kiwi Farms profile]<br />
<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Al}}<br />
{{References}}<br />
{{CatherineSaga}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
[[Category:Trolls]]</div>ParkerHaley2003https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Cousin_Al&diff=287510Cousin Al2022-05-02T06:21:32Z<p>ParkerHaley2003: /* Bowling Outing */</p>
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<div>{{Troll}}<br />
{{Infobox Person<br />
|name = Cousin Al<br />
|image = Cousin Al.jpg<br />
|relatives = Catherine Sorrentino (cousin)<br />
|aliases = Al<br>skyraider91<br>garbageraider<br />
| nationality = [[United States|American]]<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| occupation = [[Troll|Internet troll]]<br>Dumpster Diver<br />
|saga = {{CatherineDenotation}}}}<br />
'''Cousin Al''', formerly known on the CWCki Forums as '''skyraider91''', was an associate of the troll sweetheart [[Catherine]] who, as suggested in the name, roleplayed as her cousin. He is best well-known for raiding Chris's garbage in order to collect his old [[Manchester High Leaks|Manchester High assignments]] following his house's [[2014 house fire|destruction from a fire]]. This would earn him his username being changed to "'''garbageraider'''" by moderators when he posted his findings on the [[Kiwi Farms]] (initially the [[CWCki Forums]] at the time). <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/new-leak-s-15jun2014.3897/ (archive: https://archive.fo/AcM0p)</ref><br />
<br />
To accomplish this, Al would be involved in a conversation between Chris and Catherine during a date at Applebee's, which would ultimately lead to Chris inviting both him and Catherine to his charred up house. Following from there, Chris would give a tour of the remains of the house to both Al and Catherine, though the video became lost to time due to the original account it was posted on being terminated. No archives of the video are known to exist.<br />
<br />
== Post-House Fire Invite ==<br />
<br />
=== In-person meeting with Chris ===<br />
On [[August 2014]] 31st of [[2014]], Cousin Al accompanied Catherine on her date with Chris at an Applebee's restaurant. The audio of their meeting was recorded and later posted. After Catherine introduced them, Al told Chris that he had come because Catherine needed a ride. The trio talked about a variety of topics for a while, Cousin Al often asking Chris to elaborate on what he meant when Chris' answers were too vague or confusing. At the end of their date, Al helped Catherine to develop an excuse for why Chris couldn't come back with them to wherever they were staying. Chris then invited the pair to come and visit his recently charred house, to which they obliged. <br />
<br />
=== Bowling Outing ===<br />
Al joined Catherine and Chris at a bowling outing and wrote two emails about the experience:<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891]][[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891]]</ref><br />
<br />
{{Email|I and Catie met up with Chris at a bowling alley and we talked and bowled a single game of bowling. We were there about an hour. After that, we went to a local buffet to eat and talked at length in one of the booths. Finally, we drove over to the rental house, said hi to Barb briefly, and went upstairs and briefly played [[PS3]] with Chris. After that, we left.<br />
<br />
Notes-<br />
<br />
The original [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu pages]] are still entirely intact, all of them. I asked Chris is he would be willing to sell them, he said no, then said that if he ever did decide to sell them, that he would want "thousands of dollars" for each issue.<br />
<br />
Chris still considers Catie his girlfriend even though she explicitly told him that now they were just friends.<br />
<br />
Chris mentioned that in [[2010]] that he used to attend a young adult social group and go bowling with other members of the group. He mentioned meeting "his girlfriend '''*Censored*'''" ([[the wallflower]]) at the group. Chris talked contemptuously about other special ed types in the group, but said that if he had a child that was intellectually disabled, (retarded) that he would be OK with that child and still love it.<br />
<br />
Evidently, Barb has told Chris that the reason that Cole doesn't like Barb is because Cole allegedly hit his head when he tripped on a school bus sometime between the ages of 4-7. This allegedly gave Cole lifelong mental and physical problems. Also, Cole allegedly has a bad hip. The last time Chris/Barb saw Cole is person was at a Weston family reunion in [[2004]].<br />
<br />
The Chandlers almost got evicted from their rental house today, because the insurance company decided to not pay the rent for December. Barb came up with the $1600 to pay the rent by taking out a loan against the title on the van.<br />
<br />
Chris thinks that they will be back in 14 BC by the 10th to 17th of [[December 2014|December]]. When he said this in front of Barb, she spoke up and said something to the tune of "that ain't happening" to "you're being very optimistic". Also, Barb is going over to 14 Branchland Court regularly during the weekdays to oversee the construction, and has apparently been trying to boss around/micromanage the construction crews.<br />
<br />
According to Chris, the reason that their paperwork took so long to process for the rebuild on 14 BC is because the person doing it was old, "in their 60's" and was "a senile [[slow in the mind]]".<br />
<br />
Chris is aware that "[[the game place]]" is out of business. When asked about how he felt about that, he tryed thinking for a minute, then said that he didn't know.<br />
<br />
Chris was fired from [[Wendy's]] back in [[2001]] because he drew a deliberately ugly picture of an older, female coworker as a Pokémon on a napkin. He says that he and his coworkers and his manager had emotional issues and didn't get along. Chris also claims that he was wrongly blamed for making a baby cry when the baby and its parents were eating at the restaurant.<br />
<br />
Chris stated that the inheritance that he and Barb received after Bob died was on the order of tens of thousands of dollars. Chris maintained that most to all of the inheritance was spent on legal fees after the events of [[28 October 2011|27 October 2011]] [''sic'']. Chris recalls Barb throwing money at the problem, burning through funds paying [[Rob Bell]] to fight for their innocence, Barbara being stubborn and unwilling to accept a "guilty" plea in court. Evidently, at some point, barb either ran out of money or accepted that no amount of money spent in lawyer's fees would equal an innocent verdict in court.<br />
<br />
When asked about when his social security started, he stated that he didn't remember, then stated that he thought it had been a very long time-since before he started school. When asked if he was receiving the [[tugboat]] during high school, he said that he didn't remember. He stated that the only benefits that he got for his autism were the tugboat and a parking sticker for his car. He then smugly stated that he "gets those benefits because he's special" and sat there proud of his proclamation, as if awaiting a pat on the back.<br />
<br />
There's a lot more. I was wearing the recording rig, but the mic was under my heavy jacket, so I don't know what audio quality we got. I'll review the audio tomorrow and post more if I can.}}<br />
<br />
{{Email|Chris was always floating right around her, clingy as hell. He even tried giving Catie a goodnight kiss, after she told him explicitly that they were just friends. Chris has no sense of personal space or boundaries. It's like she'll tell him to keep his distance, but the thought won't stay in his head for longer than five minutes and then he's hovering too close again. I personally think that he's autistic and just doesn't gauge personal space well, but that's just my theory.<br />
<br />
When asked about where he saw himself [[2019|in 5 years]], Chris said, "you know, I've had a lot of people ask me that question, and I just don't know, I never have" or something to that effect.<br />
<br />
Chris specifically admitted that he can earn up to $900 a month before losing any of his welfare money. I pointed out that there are many felons, disabled people, and high school dropouts who manage to find work, and said to Chris that if he'd been searching for work for almost ten years but hadn't found any, that he should either try harder to find a job, or perhaps enroll in a program that finds employment for people with disabilities. Chris didn't seem to like the thought, and I then asked him if his pride was preventing him from finding work.<br />
<br />
I pointed out that it would help his financial situation to find work, and asked him if his mother would support him finding work. Chris said "yes, my mother would support me finding work, but. . . " so I asked him what the problem was. He stated that he didn't emotionally feel prepared to be away from his mother as long as working full time would necessitate. I pointed out to Chris that he could work part time, and in the local area. I also pointed out that if he was employed, he would be able to better take care of himself after his mother passes away, and pointed out that he was over 30 years old. I asked him what he was going to do after his mother passed away, and he said that he didn't know.<br />
<br />
I pointed out to Chris that there are communities in the united states that are more [[LGBT]] friendly then rural Virginia, such as San Francisco, or Seattle. I also pointed out that the job market and government benefits/welfare are much better in both of those locations, pointing out that San Francisco has the highest minimum wage in the [[United States]], and that he could earn more money there. Chris's response to this was, "but there's no San Francisco in Virginia".<br />
<br />
After informing Chris that I was talking about San Francisco, California, I asked him if he thought moving there was a good idea and he said no, because he didn't want to leave his mother. I asked him if anyone else could take care of his mother for him, mentioning his half-brother Cole and Aunt Harriet by name, but Chris said no, that they wouldn't take barb in. I asked Chris if he would consider moving out of Virginia after Barb dies. Chris flatly stated that he didn't feel comfortable moving to anyplace else, period, although he acknowledged the potential benefits of living in a different location in the United States.<br />
<br />
Chris paid $9,000 for the [[Son-Chu#Current status|2010 ford focus sedan, and he said that the payment is "one-hundred something" a month]]. He said that the interest rate on his loan was only 5%, and that the auto dealership was having a special deal the week that he bought the car. I don't know how accurate those numbers are, but that's what he said.<br />
<br />
When asked, Chris said that he does not know his credit score, or "care much for that".}}<br />
<br />
=== House Tour ===<br />
<br />
They followed Chris back to his home and upon arriving, began conversing about the fire. While exploring the property, Al would ask Chris questions about things around his yard and details about the fire. After their tour, Catherine made up an excuse about a mechanic who needed them to come pick up her quickly due to a family emergency. Al told her that he could give her a ride and the two left shortly after.<br />
<br />
=== Stalking of the Chandler residence ===<br />
Under his alias Skyraider91, Al would sometimes stop by the Chandler's residence to take photos of the property and then upload them for fellow trolls. On [[June 2014]] 15th of 2014, Al decided to take advantage of the recent house fire to obtain some of Chris' homework papers and other documents, which he later uploaded. On [[November 2014]] 25 of that same year, he returned to the home to share its latest renovation developments.<br />
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=== Rental House Tour ===<br />
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== Other trolling escapades ==<br />
On [[December 2014]] 18th of 2014, Al uploaded the [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|second part]] of the [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Chandler Family Christmas 2004]] video. This was said to have been apart of Chris' "directors cut" of the [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] video, which Chris had gifted to Catherine. Chatherine most likely forfeited this clip after having received it from Chris. <br />
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In addition, at around this time, Al had gifted Chris a 3DS copy of Sonic Boom<ref>[[January 2015 Facebook posts]]</ref>.<br />
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== See Also ==<br />
*[[2014 house fire]]<br />
*[[Manchester High Leaks]]<br />
*[[Rental House Tour]]<br />
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== External Links ==<br />
[https://kiwifarms.net/members/garbageraider.1602/ Cousin Al's Kiwi Farms profile]<br />
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{{DEFAULTSORT:Al}}<br />
{{References}}<br />
{{CatherineSaga}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
[[Category:Trolls]]</div>ParkerHaley2003https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Cousin_Al&diff=287509Cousin Al2022-05-02T06:20:52Z<p>ParkerHaley2003: /* Post-House Fire Invite */</p>
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{{Infobox Person<br />
|name = Cousin Al<br />
|image = Cousin Al.jpg<br />
|relatives = Catherine Sorrentino (cousin)<br />
|aliases = Al<br>skyraider91<br>garbageraider<br />
| nationality = [[United States|American]]<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| occupation = [[Troll|Internet troll]]<br>Dumpster Diver<br />
|saga = {{CatherineDenotation}}}}<br />
'''Cousin Al''', formerly known on the CWCki Forums as '''skyraider91''', was an associate of the troll sweetheart [[Catherine]] who, as suggested in the name, roleplayed as her cousin. He is best well-known for raiding Chris's garbage in order to collect his old [[Manchester High Leaks|Manchester High assignments]] following his house's [[2014 house fire|destruction from a fire]]. This would earn him his username being changed to "'''garbageraider'''" by moderators when he posted his findings on the [[Kiwi Farms]] (initially the [[CWCki Forums]] at the time). <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/new-leak-s-15jun2014.3897/ (archive: https://archive.fo/AcM0p)</ref><br />
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To accomplish this, Al would be involved in a conversation between Chris and Catherine during a date at Applebee's, which would ultimately lead to Chris inviting both him and Catherine to his charred up house. Following from there, Chris would give a tour of the remains of the house to both Al and Catherine, though the video became lost to time due to the original account it was posted on being terminated. No archives of the video are known to exist.<br />
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== Post-House Fire Invite ==<br />
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=== In-person meeting with Chris ===<br />
On [[August 2014]] 31st of [[2014]], Cousin Al accompanied Catherine on her date with Chris at an Applebee's restaurant. The audio of their meeting was recorded and later posted. After Catherine introduced them, Al told Chris that he had come because Catherine needed a ride. The trio talked about a variety of topics for a while, Cousin Al often asking Chris to elaborate on what he meant when Chris' answers were too vague or confusing. At the end of their date, Al helped Catherine to develop an excuse for why Chris couldn't come back with them to wherever they were staying. Chris then invited the pair to come and visit his recently charred house, to which they obliged. <br />
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==Bowling Outing==<br />
Al joined Catherine and Chris at a bowling outing and wrote two emails about the experience:<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891]]</ref><br />
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[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891]]</ref><br />
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{{Email|I and Catie met up with Chris at a bowling alley and we talked and bowled a single game of bowling. We were there about an hour. After that, we went to a local buffet to eat and talked at length in one of the booths. Finally, we drove over to the rental house, said hi to Barb briefly, and went upstairs and briefly played [[PS3]] with Chris. After that, we left.<br />
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Notes-<br />
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The original [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu pages]] are still entirely intact, all of them. I asked Chris is he would be willing to sell them, he said no, then said that if he ever did decide to sell them, that he would want "thousands of dollars" for each issue.<br />
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Chris still considers Catie his girlfriend even though she explicitly told him that now they were just friends.<br />
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Chris mentioned that in [[2010]] that he used to attend a young adult social group and go bowling with other members of the group. He mentioned meeting "his girlfriend '''*Censored*'''" ([[the wallflower]]) at the group. Chris talked contemptuously about other special ed types in the group, but said that if he had a child that was intellectually disabled, (retarded) that he would be OK with that child and still love it.<br />
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Evidently, Barb has told Chris that the reason that Cole doesn't like Barb is because Cole allegedly hit his head when he tripped on a school bus sometime between the ages of 4-7. This allegedly gave Cole lifelong mental and physical problems. Also, Cole allegedly has a bad hip. The last time Chris/Barb saw Cole is person was at a Weston family reunion in [[2004]].<br />
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The Chandlers almost got evicted from their rental house today, because the insurance company decided to not pay the rent for December. Barb came up with the $1600 to pay the rent by taking out a loan against the title on the van.<br />
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Chris thinks that they will be back in 14 BC by the 10th to 17th of [[December 2014|December]]. When he said this in front of Barb, she spoke up and said something to the tune of "that ain't happening" to "you're being very optimistic". Also, Barb is going over to 14 Branchland Court regularly during the weekdays to oversee the construction, and has apparently been trying to boss around/micromanage the construction crews.<br />
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According to Chris, the reason that their paperwork took so long to process for the rebuild on 14 BC is because the person doing it was old, "in their 60's" and was "a senile [[slow in the mind]]".<br />
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Chris is aware that "[[the game place]]" is out of business. When asked about how he felt about that, he tryed thinking for a minute, then said that he didn't know.<br />
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Chris was fired from [[Wendy's]] back in [[2001]] because he drew a deliberately ugly picture of an older, female coworker as a Pokémon on a napkin. He says that he and his coworkers and his manager had emotional issues and didn't get along. Chris also claims that he was wrongly blamed for making a baby cry when the baby and its parents were eating at the restaurant.<br />
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Chris stated that the inheritance that he and Barb received after Bob died was on the order of tens of thousands of dollars. Chris maintained that most to all of the inheritance was spent on legal fees after the events of [[28 October 2011|27 October 2011]] [''sic'']. Chris recalls Barb throwing money at the problem, burning through funds paying [[Rob Bell]] to fight for their innocence, Barbara being stubborn and unwilling to accept a "guilty" plea in court. Evidently, at some point, barb either ran out of money or accepted that no amount of money spent in lawyer's fees would equal an innocent verdict in court.<br />
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When asked about when his social security started, he stated that he didn't remember, then stated that he thought it had been a very long time-since before he started school. When asked if he was receiving the [[tugboat]] during high school, he said that he didn't remember. He stated that the only benefits that he got for his autism were the tugboat and a parking sticker for his car. He then smugly stated that he "gets those benefits because he's special" and sat there proud of his proclamation, as if awaiting a pat on the back.<br />
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There's a lot more. I was wearing the recording rig, but the mic was under my heavy jacket, so I don't know what audio quality we got. I'll review the audio tomorrow and post more if I can.}}<br />
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{{Email|Chris was always floating right around her, clingy as hell. He even tried giving Catie a goodnight kiss, after she told him explicitly that they were just friends. Chris has no sense of personal space or boundaries. It's like she'll tell him to keep his distance, but the thought won't stay in his head for longer than five minutes and then he's hovering too close again. I personally think that he's autistic and just doesn't gauge personal space well, but that's just my theory.<br />
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When asked about where he saw himself [[2019|in 5 years]], Chris said, "you know, I've had a lot of people ask me that question, and I just don't know, I never have" or something to that effect.<br />
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Chris specifically admitted that he can earn up to $900 a month before losing any of his welfare money. I pointed out that there are many felons, disabled people, and high school dropouts who manage to find work, and said to Chris that if he'd been searching for work for almost ten years but hadn't found any, that he should either try harder to find a job, or perhaps enroll in a program that finds employment for people with disabilities. Chris didn't seem to like the thought, and I then asked him if his pride was preventing him from finding work.<br />
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I pointed out that it would help his financial situation to find work, and asked him if his mother would support him finding work. Chris said "yes, my mother would support me finding work, but. . . " so I asked him what the problem was. He stated that he didn't emotionally feel prepared to be away from his mother as long as working full time would necessitate. I pointed out to Chris that he could work part time, and in the local area. I also pointed out that if he was employed, he would be able to better take care of himself after his mother passes away, and pointed out that he was over 30 years old. I asked him what he was going to do after his mother passed away, and he said that he didn't know.<br />
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I pointed out to Chris that there are communities in the united states that are more [[LGBT]] friendly then rural Virginia, such as San Francisco, or Seattle. I also pointed out that the job market and government benefits/welfare are much better in both of those locations, pointing out that San Francisco has the highest minimum wage in the [[United States]], and that he could earn more money there. Chris's response to this was, "but there's no San Francisco in Virginia".<br />
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After informing Chris that I was talking about San Francisco, California, I asked him if he thought moving there was a good idea and he said no, because he didn't want to leave his mother. I asked him if anyone else could take care of his mother for him, mentioning his half-brother Cole and Aunt Harriet by name, but Chris said no, that they wouldn't take barb in. I asked Chris if he would consider moving out of Virginia after Barb dies. Chris flatly stated that he didn't feel comfortable moving to anyplace else, period, although he acknowledged the potential benefits of living in a different location in the United States.<br />
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Chris paid $9,000 for the [[Son-Chu#Current status|2010 ford focus sedan, and he said that the payment is "one-hundred something" a month]]. He said that the interest rate on his loan was only 5%, and that the auto dealership was having a special deal the week that he bought the car. I don't know how accurate those numbers are, but that's what he said.<br />
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When asked, Chris said that he does not know his credit score, or "care much for that".}}<br />
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=== House Tour ===<br />
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They followed Chris back to his home and upon arriving, began conversing about the fire. While exploring the property, Al would ask Chris questions about things around his yard and details about the fire. After their tour, Catherine made up an excuse about a mechanic who needed them to come pick up her quickly due to a family emergency. Al told her that he could give her a ride and the two left shortly after.<br />
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=== Stalking of the Chandler residence ===<br />
Under his alias Skyraider91, Al would sometimes stop by the Chandler's residence to take photos of the property and then upload them for fellow trolls. On [[June 2014]] 15th of 2014, Al decided to take advantage of the recent house fire to obtain some of Chris' homework papers and other documents, which he later uploaded. On [[November 2014]] 25 of that same year, he returned to the home to share its latest renovation developments.<br />
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=== Rental House Tour ===<br />
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== Other trolling escapades ==<br />
On [[December 2014]] 18th of 2014, Al uploaded the [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|second part]] of the [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Chandler Family Christmas 2004]] video. This was said to have been apart of Chris' "directors cut" of the [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] video, which Chris had gifted to Catherine. Chatherine most likely forfeited this clip after having received it from Chris. <br />
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In addition, at around this time, Al had gifted Chris a 3DS copy of Sonic Boom<ref>[[January 2015 Facebook posts]]</ref>.<br />
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== See Also ==<br />
*[[2014 house fire]]<br />
*[[Manchester High Leaks]]<br />
*[[Rental House Tour]]<br />
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== External Links ==<br />
[https://kiwifarms.net/members/garbageraider.1602/ Cousin Al's Kiwi Farms profile]<br />
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{{DEFAULTSORT:Al}}<br />
{{References}}<br />
{{CatherineSaga}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
[[Category:Trolls]]</div>ParkerHaley2003https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Catherine&diff=287508Catherine2022-05-02T06:20:40Z<p>ParkerHaley2003: /* The bowling outing */ I moved this information to the Cousin Al page.</p>
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{{quote|Yes, we could be Gal Pals, but you Have to also realize that I still have the Ugly Growth that if we were in bed, you could enjoy this [[Chris and reality|near seven incher]] damn [[Duck|cock]]!|This is verbatim what Chris e-mailed to Catherine.}}<br />
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{{quote|when it comes to Catherine, we actually used extensive inside information to orchestrate that [saga]. It actually affected Chris mentally way more than we thought it would, because he kept citing that 98% compatibility rating [from [[OKCupid]]] persistently when Catherine tried to break up with him. We specifically matched every answer we made with every answer he made.|[[Marvin]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-2798964 (archive: https://archive.fo/0wRXL)</ref>}}<br />
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{{infobox<br />
| title = Catherine<br />
| image = [[File:CandC.jpeg|250px|center]]<br />
|header1 = Information<br />
|label1 = Name<br />
|data1 = Catherine Sorrentino<br />
|label2 = Also known as<br />
|data2 = Catie<br>Catie-Heart<br />
|label4 = Gender<br />
|data4 = Female<br />
|label5 = Nationality<br />
|data5 = [[Daniel Weston|British]]<br />
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]<br />
|data6 = White<br />
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'''Catherine Sorrentino''' was, [[Chris and reality|according to Chris]] in mid-2014, his latest [[sweetheart]]. Little is known about her personally, only that she wasn't real and <s>admires</s> [[trolls]] lonely, crazy men. She had an English accent and heritage, and as such used [[Chris and Writing|British spelling]], which seems to have permanently impacted Chris's spelling. She was almost certainly white and younger than Chris, as his [[Attraction Sign|preferences]] preclude anything else. Although everyone knew her as Catie, Chris insisted on calling her Catherine. The two met on [[OKCupid]] in July 2014, when Christian discovered that she was a 97% match (which [[Autism|guarantees]] she's destined to bear his child), and pursued her. He kept her identity a secret until after their first date in late August. After several adventures, Catherine informed Chris in December that she was not interested in a relationship with him, sending him into another downward spiral of anger, loneliness and depression.<br />
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==The relationship revealed==<br />
[[Image:Catielego.jpg|thumb|A Lego depiction of Catie and her captor, from 17 August 2014. Notice Chris's skirt and heels, and the Rosechu medallion around Catie's neck.]]<br />
In early July 2014, fans discovered that Chris had created an updated [[OKCupid]] profile. Later that summer, Chris announced that he had found himself a new sweetheart. The first public indication was on 29 August, when a member of [[Kiwi Farms]] revealed that she had received an [[Autographed Photos|autographed photo]] of Chris which included a note, signed 18 August 2014, in which Chris said that he had a "girlfriend."<ref>[[Other_documents#Items_sent_by_Chris_to_a_CWCki_Forums_member]]</ref> On 31 August, Chris claimed on Facebook to have gone on a date with his girlfriend while wearing a [[Britney Spears]] perfume.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#First date?]]</ref> On the same day he also changed his Facebook relationship status from "single" to "in a relationship," and according to the status change, the relationship had begun on 9 July.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Life events]]</ref> In the next few weeks he made a few more Facebook references to his unnamed sweetheart. On 5 September, Chris told his eBay customers that the commissions they had ordered would be delayed because he was busy with his girlfriend.<ref>[[September 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris finally found a sweetheart?]]</ref> <br />
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Chris's fans were entertained by this new development, but there was great controversy over whether or not Catherine was a bona fide sweetheart. The responsible trolls did a good job of keeping a tight lid on things through the fall. On [[Twin Falling Towers|11 September]], Chris responded to his fanbase's skepticism with this status:<br />
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{{quote|I want to make something very clear. My Girlfriend and Sweetheart is Very Real; she is NOT a [[Hooker incident|Hooker or Prostitute]]. And I certainly am Not spending money on Hookers or Prostitutes.|Chris, carefully using the present tense<ref>[[September 2014 Facebook Posts#My Girlfriend is True and Honest]]</ref>}}<br />
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It would not be until December that the inner circle would spill the beans and finally reveal that Catherine had been a troll, initiating the leaking of documents.<br />
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==The date==<br />
{{main|Catie Date Conversation Transcript|IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court|Rental House Tour}}<br />
Catherine went on two real-life outings with Chris, the first of which, on 31 August, was considered a date by both parties. The account sheds light on how Chris's [[Women's rights|behavior towards women]] continues to be less than exemplary. Catherine's tale is below: <ref>http://kiwifar.ms/threads/2014-dec-19-caties-story.6598/</ref><br />
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{{Email|I approached the first date with Chris like most people approach online dating, you just set up some lunch or coffee date or some shit and see if you can tolerate one another without the computer screen. Except that I knew I was going to have to hand-wave and tolerate an awful lot of crazy shit, most of the early Catie interactions online were a lot like any budding online friendship via a dating site.<br />
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When I started out, it was entirely on my own with no involvement from Christorical figures and [[trolls]]. I didn't expect to get anywhere. Most would-be trolls don't. So there was no plan for an irl meeting since I'm too chicken to go it alone. When I got advice/help from other Christorians, that's when we put the idea together for a date.<br />
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I think I did refer to it as a "lunch date" or something like that, but it was the same routine I've gone though from online dating before. I tried to keep the Catie interactions as normal as possible, as weird as that probably sounds. Chris wanted to spend an entire day together, go [[bra]]-shopping at [[Target]] with him, wanted me to spend the night and watch movies with him, even asked me what I like for breakfast so he could buy it. It would have been kind of nice behavior if it weren't the first time he was going to meet this woman. I told him a few times that I wasn't going to spend the night with him, but he persisted in believing I would.<br />
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It took place the last weekend in August because it took a while to coordinate. By then, Chris had been chatting with "Catie" for about four weeks. My "[[Cousin Al]]" came with me so I wouldn't be alone with Chris at Applebee's. It was set for like 2pm or something but Chris told me he always likes to be half an hour early for dates ([[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|all]] [[Kacey|two]] of the ones he's had in his life?), so WE had to be there early so we could get there first. This is a rundown of the date itself from right after:<br />
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12:45pm: Arrived in [[Charlottesville]]. We knew Chris would be early since he said he was "always early for dates" though he's had all of like three dates in his life including this one. Took a few mins to adjust before going in and getting a seat. Faced the door so wE could see him coming.<br />
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1.10pm: VISUAL CONTACT ESTABLISHED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Al spotted him first in the car park, said, "It's either Chris or an ugly old woman." He looked right at us and I waved, and he sorta waved back, but got seated separately because [[autism]]. He was two booths down. I bit the bullet and went over. He wanted me to use some shitty-ass stupid pickup line, "What's a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this?" But I just asked if he was Christian. He all but leaped up and squawked, "CATHERINE! YOU'RE HERE!" Then he side hugged me before I could employ evasive tactics and I led him to our table. The look on the waitress's face was priceless. She may need serious therapy after this.<br />
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Chris was wearing a red T-shirt and grey undershirt, his "kilt" (really some old lady style plaid skirt to the calf) with turquoise tights, and grotty sneakers. I hoped he would wear high heels, since he said he likes wearing them. His [[hair]] looked like straw, probably from the bleach he used to use, and he had a silver hairband and green earrings. He had on blue eyeshadow and purple eyeliner and red lipstick that appear to have been applied by someone with advanced Parkinson's. He smelled very strongly of what we later found out was that [[Britney Spears|Brittany Spears]] purfume. He shook Al's hand and used hand sanitizer. He seemed genuinely amazed I was even there.<br />
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1.30 - 3.30pm: The date went really well. Chris had some trouble with volume control when we talked about [[Jerkops]] and we asked a lot about his conspiracy theories. He thinks [[Snyder]] bribed the police to beat him up and ran into their car himself and there are still trolls making it impossible for him to get work. We pressed him for details on his corruption conspiracies because we wanted to see how depraved they were, under the pretense that he could sue for millions. But after he couldnt come up with good answers he [[stress sigh]]ed, and we changed the subject.<br />
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We asked after [[Barb]]'s teeth. She has really bad cavities apparently.<br />
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[[Rental House|The rental]] is secured through [[November 2014|November]], according to Chris.<br />
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Chris expects Catie to move into [[14BC]] with him and Barb. He had previously expressed willingness to move to [another town in [[Virginia]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> with Catie, but he's either changed his mind or forgotten or both. Chris thinks Barb could handle little kids in the house too, when Al asked how he would have a family living with his mother. Chris thinks Barb would be a great babysitter and caretaker, so I guess there goes Chris's plans to be a House Husband.<br />
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He kept trying to hold my hand so I negotiated lunch like a t-Rex with strumpy little arms. Then he tried footsie under the table. And he stared at my tits a lot. I kept hoping Cousin Al would say something but he never did. In retrospect I should've called him out on it.<br />
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Barb's family apparently also think Barb is a useless drunken whore too. (Note: a few days after the meeting, Chris told me that when Barb was young, she aggressively went after her sister's husband or fiance. I think it might have been [[Minor_Family_Members#Aunt_Harriet_and_Uncle_Tom|Cousin Harriet's husband, Tom]]. Anyway, the family concluded that Barb is a shitty person and pretty much wrote her off, except [[Aunt Corina]] for some reason. Tom and Harriet still occasionally exchange pleasantries with Barb, but won't let her visit or even tell her their address.)<br />
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Chris now tips 15%; I gave the waitress all my singles and wrote "I am so sorry you had to see that, you're a trooper!" on the check.<br />
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3.30pm: We were going to escape to the "mechanic" where Catie's car was, but Chrissy wanted to follow us. When he offered to show us 14BC, we took him upon it. We followed him even though Al knew where we were going. Chris seriously drives like my demented old grandma who doesn't have a license anymore because she kept going the wrong way up one way streets.<br />
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Chris said, "This isn't how I imagined bringing a girl home!"<br />
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The place is.... Bad. Much smaller than I thought it would be, too. Its overgrown and there is broken glass everywhere. Everywhere you look there's STUFF, all garbage. [[Bob]]'s old workshop is full of rubbish. His greenhouse is doing slightly better but not much. There's an early 90s Cadillac in the yard covered in plant growth that hasn't been moved since the fire, they want to sell it and expect $2000 - $5000 for it.<br />
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Al expressed interest in buying some of Bob's records and chris was pretty happy about that. More [[Lego]] money!!<br />
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4pm: We go to the rental. It is literally stacked to the ceiling with stuff in places, no exaggeration. Chris occupies both upstairs rooms, one is full of Lego (including melted, warped [[fire]] damaged Lego, a lot of it), and the other has his same grotty bedding from the old house. He keeps a pic of Catie on his nightstand and practices kisses on it. I should have told him that was creepy as hell but at the time I was just way too stunned that he even had it there. He introduced me to Bob via an old picture. He kept putting his arm around me and getting creepy too close so I kept moving around and fake sneezing. I thought it was because he's creepy, Al thinks it's his autism, but it's likely both. Funnily enough he mentioned earlier that his experiences with [[Megan]] taught him NOT to do that touchy creepy thing. He was bragging about it.<br />
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We looked at his yearbooks. Physically handled them. He has two from his Seinor Year. They smell smoke damaged but aren't too bad. I never found out why he has two yearbooks, I think he said Barb gave him an order form and Bob also did. Nobody signed either, Chris seemed surprised at the suggestion that people sign yearbooks at all.<br />
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Barb was actually very pleasant. But I know abusive people: the mask of normalcy is their cover. She said I was very pretty and we chatted about family history and [[Cole]] nearly dying of a sinus infection when he was nineteen. Barb thinks the insurance agent hates her because she is "too smart" for them and too shrewd, rather than being a cantankerous old harpy.<br />
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The Chandler's pets pee and shit in the house on newspaper because they're too lazy to take them for walkies. [[Clover and Snoopy|The dogs]] are untrained, hate strangers, and are at least twenty pounds overweight. Their bellies all but drag on the floor. One nearly bit me when I offered to let it smell me.<br />
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When we made our escape, Chris said, "You asked what a girl like me was doing in a place like this?" (No Chris!!) "Well I'm waiting for the sweetest most honest woman in my life!" And put his arm around me to kiss me so I sneezed again to get him to back off. I waved at him when we got into the car and he still thinks I blew him a kiss.<br />
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He gave me a goodie bag of shit, mostly [[My Little Pony]] related. There were the two pictures he drew of me, and the CD. There was an MLP iPhone case because he also wanted to take me shopping for an iPhone to put on his plan so he could call me as much as he wanted. I turned him down but he said I could regift it. No clue what happened to it at this point.}}<br />
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==The bowling outing==<br />
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Catie's elective suffering didn't stop there. She treated herself to another outing with Chris, which she insisted was platonic. It didn't end well, with Chris refusing to be just friends. She has provided some description:<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/rental-house-audio-part-2.8403/page-9#post-600041]]</ref><br />
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{{Email|The dog's situation is really bad. I didn't know how bad until the second outing, and now months later I'm angry that I didn't do anything about it. There's just so much insanity in dealing with Chris that you sort of lose the ability to react any further.<br />
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The second outing nearly didn't happen because of a bunch of personal, car, and logistics issues on everyone's part. Barb had to go deal with the insurance/rental people because the insurance wasn't going to pay anymore rent for them because, I guess, they expected the Chandler house to have been rebuilt by then. It was almost eleven months by that point, after all. So Barb was away from home and Chris called me saying he couldn't leave the house without his mom there. He suggested I come 'hang out' at the rental, but no way was that happening.<br />
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When I asked why he couldn't leave, he explained the dogs couldn't be left alone. Why? Well, Barb and Chris have never, ever, EVER left then home alone. Ever. If errands need to be run, then someone has to stay home with the dogs or the dogs have to come with them and wait in the car. Chris claimed they would "destroy the house", tearing up furniture and chewing everything and peeing and crapping and basically all the bad things dogs are capable of doing. He said it like this was totally normal, that all dogs must do this since his dogs do it. I told him that that's what bored/frustrated/understimulated animals do, but he brushed it off. I was stunned, but also trying to salvage the meetup.<br />
<br />
Chris said he'd wait til Barb was home, but after he found out it could be a few hours until she got back, he came up with this stellar plan: he was going to load those dogs into his car and leave them there while we bowled and had dinner! Dey like da cawr, mmm! I desperately tried to dissuade him from this, and when Al and I stopped for gas, I got the Virginia SPCA phone number and resolved to call them and anonymously report if Chris had those poor animals in his car. (I'd slip away to the ladies', but for all I know Chris would have followed me since girls always go in pairs, teeheehee!) Barb turned up last minute and so we never got to see the SPCA Saga.<br />
<br />
Now I'm wishing it had happened. But when you deal with Chris, there's so much crazy going on that you basically run out of reactions. I wish I had done something.}}<br />
<br />
{{Email|Chris wanted to kiss me after the second outing (which I adamantly declared was not a date, several times, which Chris refused to accept), and I said no. That's weird, that's creepy, we aren't dating.... NO. He asked for a hug, instead, and I still said no because I said it felt uncomfortable since we weren't dating. So instead he "walked me to the car" and as I was getting in he just half climbed in after me and hugged me really awkwardly, bent in half since I was sitting down, face-down in my tits. His hair smells awful and his hairline is like half back on his head. It was one of many moments where I was so stunned I couldn't meaningfully react.}}<br />
<br />
==Leaked Information==<br />
{{main|Catherine E-mails|Open Relationship E-mails|Colin Chat 1|Three-Quarter Woman|Apology Letters}}<br />
<br />
The Catherine [[Saga]] produced much leaked media.<br />
<br />
Even before their first date, Chris was so hopeful about their future together that he sent three [[Apology Letters]] to Charlottesville locations in a bid to lift bans against him, specifically so that he and Catherine could go out together in public. He thought it important that the manager of [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] know that he and Catherine "deeply Love (NOT to be confused with the [[Hanky-panky|act of intercourse]]) and care for each other with [[honesty]] and compassion."<br />
<br />
At the [[List of restaurants#Applebee's|Applebee's]] date, Chris gave Catherine a mix CD, "[[Three-Quarter Woman]]", containing a bland morass of bubblegum pop and videogame themes. By this time he had also given Catherine some original artwork, which seem to illustrate how the trolls had destroyed his life, and how Catherine had revived it by, uh, zapping electricity from her nipples into his. One of the songs on his CD was "Jump Start My Heart" by [[Wikipedia:Melanie Safka|Melanie Safka]], so maybe that's the allusion.<br />
<br />
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File:TrollTragedy.jpeg|Those damn, dirty trolls!<br />
File:TrollTragedydetailA.jpeg|Detail: A disclaimer<br />
File:TrollTragedydetailB.jpeg|Detail: Chris as a pitiable, watery ghost<br />
File:ZappinBoobs.jpeg|Zappin' to the extreme!<br />
</gallery></center><br />
<br />
Chris later sent Catherine the following photos in an attempt to entice and seduce her:<br />
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Image:Flirt1.jpeg<br />
Image:CWCYellowDress.jpg|Lesbians everywhere, hold your orgasms!<br />
Image:Flirt2.jpeg<br />
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<br />
On 2 September, Chris tried to guilt Catherine into committing to him by sending her vows for their ''Relationship as Sweethearts, Soul-Mates and Partners''. He also reportedly offered to send Catherine his fabled [[Amnyfest Ring]], but she refused it.<br />
<br />
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{{collapsible|Transcription|{{quotebox|<br />
from Christian Weston Chandler [[September 2014|9/2/2014]]<br />
to Catherine<br />
<br />
My Vows to Catherine for our Relationship<br />
as Sweethearts, Soul-Mates and Partners.<br />
<br />
I, Christian Weston Chandler, of sound<br />
[[Autism|mind]] and [[Chris and Health|body]], to Catherine<br />
<br />
With this [[Amnyfest Ring|(my Class) Ring]], I take<br />
thee, Catherine, to be my Sweetheart,<br />
Lover and Girlfriend, in our relationship<br />
with mutual loyalty, devotion, trust and<br />
companionship. And I solemnly Vow...<br />
<br />
-to maintain respect for you as my partner.<br />
-to remain a good, loyal, honest and<br />
supportive partner to you.<br />
-to keep any and all information about<br />
you, sensitive and whatever else, secret<br />
and Strictly Confidential between the<br />
two of us alone, unless you specifically<br />
specify such a detail to be shared with<br />
another trusted person in our lives.<br />
<br />
-to fully maintain [[honest content|honesty]] and [[Chris and English#Typos|loylty]] (sic) to<br />
you at all times, now and forever.<br />
Even when and if I should feel need for<br />
a break, or to find fun with anyone else,<br />
-I vow to inform you of such times<br />
and with who, and all other details.<br />
of such.<br />
-to keep you topmost on my heart<br />
and soul (alongside my [[Barbara Chandler|mother]], who<br />
remains of my utmost loyalties, honesty<br />
and such that goes in the mother-child<br />
relationship, respectfully), and all relate<br />
priorities as well.<br />
<br />
-to remain (inserted: emotionally and mentally) open to you forever!<br />
-to be fully open for your emotions,<br />
feelings, concerns, ideas, opinions<br />
and most everything else therein.<br />
-to be supportive to and for you as<br />
best of my abilities as possible, as<br />
well as offering my own constructive<br />
thoughts, deeds and actions to honestly<br />
and hopefully turn out for the better<br />
for you.<br />
<br />
-to add more Vows to this list as we<br />
continue on with our relationship as<br />
they come about and when they come<br />
about.<br />
}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
Catherine also obtained a never-before-seen [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|Christmas video in 2004]], from the Director's Cut version of his [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] DVD.<br />
<br />
== Open relationship arc ==<br />
{{main|I Love You, Catherine}}<br />
<br />
In late September, Catherine went to a bachelorette party and wedding in New York City, leaving Chris all by his lonesome in Virginia. Ever since first meeting each other on OKCupid, Chris had claimed to want an "open relationship," for reasons which (as yet) are not entirely clear. Catherine decided to test Chris's commitment to this challenging arrangement by meeting a rich, handsome [[JERK]] named [[Colin]], joining him for dinner and a sailing excursion. Given that he and Catherine had just had an argument over finances, Chris's paranoia was raw and open. Without knowing a thing about him other than he was wealthy, and even after being assured by his gal pal Shaina that Colin was "from a good family and was of good character," he immediately emailed Colin:<br />
<br />
{{Quote|Catherine and I have been getting on knowing each other, growing mutual deep emotions and fondness with mutual care and respect, for over a month now. Recent events have her feeling off, and I Really Wish for her and mine relationship to be Forever Lasting. Your Possible Flirtatious Actions and Wealthy Tricks with Deceptions are NOT helpful in the situation! As I have a lot of worry and care and respect for her Very Much! Not only That, but I fully support her for the Orientation she is, as well as The Sweetest, Kindest and most True and Pure Soul that she is! I can only imagine that your Cold, Money-Filled Blue Blood will not satisfy or fulfill her emotional needs.|Chris to Colin, 29 September 2014<ref>[[Open Relationship E-mails#Colin E-mails]]</ref>}}<br />
<br />
Even before Colin had finished laughing at him, Chris realized that this had been a mistake. "I am Soo dumb and retarded!" He had not only opened the door to more troll persecution, but he had widened the distance between himself and Catherine. Catherine received word about Chris's outburst and chewed him out for it. "UGH!!! I Majorly Screwed Us Both Up!!! Got Dang It!!!"<ref>[[Open Relationship E-mails#Shaina E-mails]]</ref> Subsequently, on 4 October, he volunteered to make a rare public [[YouTube]] video apology. In the description he stated that he will "become a better [[Gaybian|Lesbian]] [[Tomgirl|Transgender]] Sweetheart and Partner".<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = I Love You, Catherine<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|pWhGa3JKvD4}}<br />
| stardate = 4 [[October 2014]]<br />
| subject = {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}}<br />
| shirt = The Manly Chester<br />
| previous = [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Mario Circuit|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - Mario Circuit]]<br />
| next = [[To Mr. Smith]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
Chris did everything he could to persuade Catherine that he had learned from this mistake and now understood the true meaning of an open relationship, but the damage could not be mended. Catherine was willing to go on a bowling non-date with Chris, but as friends only. Chris didn't want to hear this. On 9 December, Catherine finally said the words that got through: "I just don't want to be in a relationship with you." <br />
<br />
{{quote|I am feeling sad. While she still wants to be friends, Catie just told me she does not want to be in a relationship with me; essentially dumping me.|Chris to Renee, 10 December 2014<ref>[[Open Relationship E-mails#No Longer Together With Catherine]]</ref>}}<br />
<br />
Chris spent the next several days hurling abuse at Catherine, essentially denying her the right to break up with him.<br />
<br />
{{quote|I do think I Am Entitled in a True, Valid Relationship with a woman very much like you, because I Need The Love, and not only that, but I Am Of Royalty in the Weston Bloodline.|Chris to Catherine, 14 December 2014<ref>[[Catherine E-mails#It IS Your Fault!]]</ref>}}<br />
<br />
By the time he had calmed down, Catherine no longer wanted his friendship.<br />
<br />
==Timeline==<br />
<br />
*Early July 2014: Chris creates an [[OkCupid]] profile.<br />
*July 9: First correspondence. Chris will later claim the relationship began on this date.<br />
*August 15: Chris writes (and sends?) his three apology letters, saying that he and Catherine "Deeply love each other."<br />
*August 18: Chris calls Catherine his "girlfriend," in note to [[CWCki Forums]] member.<br />
*August 29: Chris's status as taken is publicly revealed on the forum.<br />
*August 31: Applebee's date. Chris changes Facebook status to "in a relationship." Catherine receives two drawings and a CD of herself.<br />
*September 2: Relationship vows sent.<br />
*September 13: Chris goes to pride festival.<br />
*September 16: Chris gets the [[un-clit]].<br />
*September 20 (approx.): Dildo washcloth email.<br />
*September 28–29: Chris–Catherine–Colin love triangle.<br />
*October 4: Chris makes an apology video for Catherine.<br />
*October 8: Chris sends Barb's letter to Colin.<br />
*October 10–12: Catherine tells Chris that she does not want a romantic relationship. Argument with Colin over voicemail and text.<br />
*October 31: Chris visits gay bar.<br />
*November 2: Chris gets rejected for sperm donation.<br />
*November 20: Chris posts on VoyForums offering to donate sperm to lesbians.<br />
*December 4: Chris [[Un-clit|re-pierces his taint]].<br />
*December 5: Catherine publicly revealed as troll.<br />
*December 10: Catherine dumps Chris. Chris is "drifting back into sadness."<br />
*December 12: Chris removes the unclit.<br />
*December 12-14: Text argument between Chris and Catherine.<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
* [[Catherine E-mails]]<br />
* [[Open Relationship E-mails]]<br />
* [[Three-Quarter Woman]]<br />
* [[Colin Chat 1|Colin Chats]]<br />
* [[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails]]<br />
<br />
{{References}}<br />
{{CatherineSaga}}<br />
{{Love quest}}<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Sorrentino}}<br />
[[Category:Sweethearts]]<br />
[[Category:Trolls]]<br />
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<div>{{Troll}}<br />
{{Infobox Person<br />
|name = Cousin Al<br />
|image = Cousin Al.jpg<br />
|relatives = Catherine Sorrentino (cousin)<br />
|aliases = Skyraider91<br>Garbageraider<br />
| nationality = [[United States|American]]<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| occupation = [[Troll|Internet troll]]<br>Dumpster diver<br />
|saga = {{CatherineDenotation}}}}<br />
'''Cousin Al''' , also known as '''Skyraider91''', was an associate of the troll sweetheart [[Catherine]] who, as suggested in the name, roleplayed as her cousin. He is best well-known for raiding Chris's garbage in order to collect his old [[Manchester High Leaks|Manchester High assignments]] following his house's [[2014 house fire|destruction from a fire]]. This would earn him his username being changed to "'''garbageraider'''" by moderators when he posted his findings on the [[Kiwi Farms]] (initially the [[CWCki Forums]] at the time). <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/new-leak-s-15jun2014.3897/ (archive: https://archive.fo/AcM0p)</ref><br />
<br />
== In-person meeting with Chris ==<br />
On [[August 2014]] 31st of [[2014]], Cousin Al accompanied Catherine on her date with Chris at an Applebee's restaurant. The audio of their meeting was recorded and later posted. After Catherine introduced them, Al told Chris that he had come because Catherine needed a ride. The trio talked about a variety of topics for a while, Cousin Al often asking Chris to elaborate on what he meant when Chris' answers were too vague or confusing. At the end of their date, Al helped Catherine to develop an excuse for why Chris couldn't come back with them to wherever they were staying. Chris then invited the pair to come and visit his recently charred house, to which they obliged. <br />
<br />
They followed Chris back to his home and upon arriving, began conversing about the fire. While exploring the property, Al would ask Chris questions about things around his yard and details about the fire. After their tour, Catherine made up an excuse about a mechanic who needed them to come pick up her quickly due to a family emergency. Al told her that he could give her a ride and the two left shortly after.<br />
<br />
== Stalking of the Chandler residence ==<br />
Under his alias Skyraider91, Al would sometimes stop by the Chandler's residence to take photos of the property and then upload them for fellow trolls. On [[June 2014]] 15th of 2014, Al decided to take advantage of the recent house fire to obtain some of Chris' homework papers and other documents, which he later uploaded. For having obtained these documents the way he did, moderators renamed his alias to "Garbageraider". On [[November 2014]] 25 of that same year, he returned to the home to share its latest renovation developments.<br />
<br />
== December 2014 ==<br />
On [[December 2014]] 18th of 2014, Al uploaded the [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|second part]] of the [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Chandler Family Christmas 2004]] video. This was said to have been apart of Chris' "directors cut" of the [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] video, which Chris had gifted to Catherine. Chatherine most likely forfeited this clip after having received it from Chris. <br />
<br />
In addition, at around this time, Al had gifted Chris a 3DS copy of Sonic Boom<ref>[[January 2015 Facebook posts]]</ref>.<br />
<br />
== See Also ==<br />
*[[Manchester High Leaks]]<br />
<br />
{{References}}<br />
{{CatherineSaga}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
[[Category:Trolls]]</div>ParkerHaley2003https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Cousin_Al&diff=287232Cousin Al2022-04-29T07:17:19Z<p>ParkerHaley2003: /* In-person meetings with Chris */</p>
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<div>{{Troll}}<br />
{{Infobox Person<br />
|name = Cousin Al<br />
|image = Cousin Al.jpg<br />
|relatives = Catherine Sorrentino (cousin)<br />
|aliases = Skyraider91<br>Garbageraider<br />
| nationality = [[United States|American]]<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| occupation = [[Troll|Internet troll]]<br>Dumpster diver<br />
|saga = {{CatherineDenotation}}}}<br />
'''Cousin Al''' , also known as '''Skyraider91''', was an associate of the troll sweetheart [[Catherine]] who, as suggested in the name, roleplayed as her cousin. He is best well-known for raiding Chris's garbage in order to collect his old [[Manchester High Leaks|Manchester High assignments]] following his house's [[2014 house fire|destruction from a fire]]. This would earn him his username being changed to "'''garbageraider'''" by moderators when he posted his findings on the [[Kiwi Farms]] (initially the [[CWCki Forums]] at the time). <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/new-leak-s-15jun2014.3897/ (archive: https://archive.fo/AcM0p)</ref><br />
<br />
== In-person meetings with Chris ==<br />
On [[August 2014]] 31st of [[2014]], Cousin Al accompanied Catherine on her date with Chris at an Applebee's restaurant. The audio of their meeting was recorded and later posted. After Catherine introduced them, Al told Chris that he had come because Catherine needed a ride. The trio talked about a variety of topics for a while, Cousin Al often asking Chris to elaborate on what he meant when Chris' answers were too vague or confusing. At the end of their date, Al helped Catherine to develop an excuse for why Chris couldn't come back with them to wherever they were staying. Chris then invited the pair to come and visit his recently charred house, to which they obliged. <br />
<br />
They followed Chris back to his home and upon arriving, began conversing about the fire. While exploring the property, Al would ask Chris questions about things around his yard and details about the fire. After their tour, Catherine made up an excuse about a mechanic who needed them to come pick up her quickly due to a family emergency. Al told her that he could give her a ride and the two left shortly after.<br />
<br />
== Stalking of the Chandler residence ==<br />
Under his alias Skyraider91, Al would sometimes stop by the Chandler's residence to take photos of the property and then upload them for fellow trolls. On [[June 2014]] 15th of 2014, Al decided to take advantage of the recent house fire to obtain some of Chris' homework papers and other documents, which he later uploaded. For having obtained these documents the way he did, moderators renamed his alias to "Garbageraider". On [[November 2014]] 25 of that same year, he returned to the home to share its latest renovation developments.<br />
<br />
== December 2014 ==<br />
On [[December 2014]] 18th of 2014, Al uploaded the [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|second part]] of the [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Chandler Family Christmas 2004]] video. This was said to have been apart of Chris' "directors cut" of the [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] video, which Chris had gifted to Catherine. Chatherine most likely forfeited this clip after having received it from Chris. <br />
<br />
In addition, at around this time, Al had gifted Chris a 3DS copy of Sonic Boom<ref>[[January 2015 Facebook posts]]</ref>.<br />
<br />
{{References}}<br />
{{CatherineSaga}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
[[Category:Trolls]]</div>ParkerHaley2003https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Cousin_Al&diff=287231Cousin Al2022-04-29T07:16:38Z<p>ParkerHaley2003: /* December 2014 */</p>
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<div>{{Troll}}<br />
{{Infobox Person<br />
|name = Cousin Al<br />
|image = Cousin Al.jpg<br />
|relatives = Catherine Sorrentino (cousin)<br />
|aliases = Skyraider91<br>Garbageraider<br />
| nationality = [[United States|American]]<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| occupation = [[Troll|Internet troll]]<br>Dumpster diver<br />
|saga = {{CatherineDenotation}}}}<br />
'''Cousin Al''' , also known as '''Skyraider91''', was an associate of the troll sweetheart [[Catherine]] who, as suggested in the name, roleplayed as her cousin. He is best well-known for raiding Chris's garbage in order to collect his old [[Manchester High Leaks|Manchester High assignments]] following his house's [[2014 house fire|destruction from a fire]]. This would earn him his username being changed to "'''garbageraider'''" by moderators when he posted his findings on the [[Kiwi Farms]] (initially the [[CWCki Forums]] at the time). <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/new-leak-s-15jun2014.3897/ (archive: https://archive.fo/AcM0p)</ref><br />
<br />
== In-person meetings with Chris ==<br />
On [[August 2014]] 31st of [[2014]], Cousin Al accompanied Catherine on her date with Chris at [[Applebee's]]. The audio of their meeting was recorded and later posted. After Catherine introduced them, Al told Chris that he had come because Catherine needed a ride. The trio talked about a variety of topics for a while, Cousin Al often asking Chris to elaborate on what he meant when Chris' answers were too vague or confusing. At the end of their date, Al helped Catherine to develop an excuse for why Chris couldn't come back with them to wherever they were staying. Chris then invited the pair to come and visit his recently charred house, to which they obliged. <br />
<br />
They followed Chris back to his home and upon arriving, began conversing about the fire. While exploring the property, Al would ask Chris questions about things around his yard and details about the fire. After their tour, Catherine made up an excuse about a mechanic who needed them to come pick up her quickly due to a family emergency. Al told her that he could give her a ride and the two left shortly after.<br />
<br />
== Stalking of the Chandler residence ==<br />
Under his alias Skyraider91, Al would sometimes stop by the Chandler's residence to take photos of the property and then upload them for fellow trolls. On [[June 2014]] 15th of 2014, Al decided to take advantage of the recent house fire to obtain some of Chris' homework papers and other documents, which he later uploaded. For having obtained these documents the way he did, moderators renamed his alias to "Garbageraider". On [[November 2014]] 25 of that same year, he returned to the home to share its latest renovation developments.<br />
<br />
== December 2014 ==<br />
On [[December 2014]] 18th of 2014, Al uploaded the [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|second part]] of the [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Chandler Family Christmas 2004]] video. This was said to have been apart of Chris' "directors cut" of the [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] video, which Chris had gifted to Catherine. Chatherine most likely forfeited this clip after having received it from Chris. <br />
<br />
In addition, at around this time, Al had gifted Chris a 3DS copy of Sonic Boom<ref>[[January 2015 Facebook posts]]</ref>.<br />
<br />
{{References}}<br />
{{CatherineSaga}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
[[Category:Trolls]]</div>ParkerHaley2003https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Cousin_Al&diff=287230Cousin Al2022-04-29T07:16:26Z<p>ParkerHaley2003: /* Directors cut leak */</p>
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<div>{{Troll}}<br />
{{Infobox Person<br />
|name = Cousin Al<br />
|image = Cousin Al.jpg<br />
|relatives = Catherine Sorrentino (cousin)<br />
|aliases = Skyraider91<br>Garbageraider<br />
| nationality = [[United States|American]]<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| occupation = [[Troll|Internet troll]]<br>Dumpster diver<br />
|saga = {{CatherineDenotation}}}}<br />
'''Cousin Al''' , also known as '''Skyraider91''', was an associate of the troll sweetheart [[Catherine]] who, as suggested in the name, roleplayed as her cousin. He is best well-known for raiding Chris's garbage in order to collect his old [[Manchester High Leaks|Manchester High assignments]] following his house's [[2014 house fire|destruction from a fire]]. This would earn him his username being changed to "'''garbageraider'''" by moderators when he posted his findings on the [[Kiwi Farms]] (initially the [[CWCki Forums]] at the time). <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/new-leak-s-15jun2014.3897/ (archive: https://archive.fo/AcM0p)</ref><br />
<br />
== In-person meetings with Chris ==<br />
On [[August 2014]] 31st of [[2014]], Cousin Al accompanied Catherine on her date with Chris at [[Applebee's]]. The audio of their meeting was recorded and later posted. After Catherine introduced them, Al told Chris that he had come because Catherine needed a ride. The trio talked about a variety of topics for a while, Cousin Al often asking Chris to elaborate on what he meant when Chris' answers were too vague or confusing. At the end of their date, Al helped Catherine to develop an excuse for why Chris couldn't come back with them to wherever they were staying. Chris then invited the pair to come and visit his recently charred house, to which they obliged. <br />
<br />
They followed Chris back to his home and upon arriving, began conversing about the fire. While exploring the property, Al would ask Chris questions about things around his yard and details about the fire. After their tour, Catherine made up an excuse about a mechanic who needed them to come pick up her quickly due to a family emergency. Al told her that he could give her a ride and the two left shortly after.<br />
<br />
== Stalking of the Chandler residence ==<br />
Under his alias Skyraider91, Al would sometimes stop by the Chandler's residence to take photos of the property and then upload them for fellow trolls. On [[June 2014]] 15th of 2014, Al decided to take advantage of the recent house fire to obtain some of Chris' homework papers and other documents, which he later uploaded. For having obtained these documents the way he did, moderators renamed his alias to "Garbageraider". On [[November 2014]] 25 of that same year, he returned to the home to share its latest renovation developments.<br />
<br />
== December 2014 ==<br />
On [[December 2014]] 18th of 2014, Al uploaded the [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|second part]] of the [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Chandler Family Christmas 2004]] video. This was said to have been apart of Chris' "directors cut" of the [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] video, which Chris had gifted to Catherine. Chatherine most likely forfeited this clip after having received it from Chris. <br />
<br />
In addition, at around this time, Al had gifted Chris a 3DS copy of Sonic Boom<ref>[[January 2015 Facebook posts]]</ref><br />
<br />
{{References}}<br />
{{CatherineSaga}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
[[Category:Trolls]]</div>ParkerHaley2003https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sonic_Boom_Protests&diff=287227Sonic Boom Protests2022-04-29T07:13:09Z<p>ParkerHaley2003: </p>
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<div>:''For the song, see [[SingStar Challenge Round 1]].''<br />
{{quote|Now, most of us, we recognize this is a bad game for many reasons. The camera's awful, the characters never shut up, the gameplay is horrific, it's just a bad game. But no, this is not Chris-Chan's problem with Sonic Boom. Chris-Chan's problem with Sonic Boom is that they changed Sonic's arm color from white to blue.|[[WTFIWWY Segment|Nash]] summarizes Chris's protests for the uninitiated.}}<br />
[[File:ChrisSonicBoomArms.jpg|thumb|Remember kids: always affect change through vandalism. [[26 December 2014|What could possibly go wrong?]]]]<br />
[[File:PROTESTING SANIC BUM.jpg|thumb|Chris's protest inserts.]]<br />
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Towards late [[2014]], while everyone else was posting on [[Facebook]] about less important political concerns, [[Chris]] decided that the most important cause of the time was protesting [[Sega]]'s decision to '''make [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]]'s arms blue''' (as opposed to the usual tan color) in '''''Sonic Boom''''', their latest ''non-canon'' game in the series. Chris was so passionate about this supposed defamation of his favorite video game character that he went so far as to write incoherent, rambling letters to Sega, throw tantrums about it on Facebook, [[Death threats|threaten the lives]] of Sega employees, glitterbomb Sega's American HQ, and even physically assault retail staff. His angry, incoherent letters to Sega clearly show that Chris's [[Chris and reality|prolonged estrangement from reality]] could reach new heights, and that concepts such as civility, moderation and channeling [[Chris and anger|anger]] in any way that doesn't involve ranting like a child throwing a tantrum are by now completely alien concepts to Chris, or at least go out the window whenever he's annoyed. Unfortunately, unlike previous bouts of anger where Chris would film himself or take to social media to rage at his target, in this instance, he decided to take a hands-on approach to it by vandalizing copies of ''Sonic Boom'' wherever he saw them. When GameStop employees rightfully tried to make him leave the store, he agreed to walk out, but only after [[26 December 2014|brandishing his can of mace and spraying it at one poor employee's shirt]].<br />
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At first, it was unclear whether Chris would boycott ''Sonic Boom'' or just buy the games and watch the show like the [[Chris and brand loyalty|consumerist lemming]] he is. Given his irrational hatred and acts of vandalism towards otherwise available games, the former seemed more likely. On 13 [[January 2015]], it was [[Kiwi Farms|revealed]] that he owned copies of the games. Chris said that they were sent to him by [[Catherine]].<br />
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Why Chris has such a bizarre distaste for such a minor, insignificant detail in the first place is still up for speculation. It could simply be some [[Autism|overly-attached]] [[Manchester High School|nostalgia]] to the 'original' Sonic the Hedgehog, or possibly some inner-venting for his own [[Sonichu (comic)|failed franchise]] that he is determined to get into ''Super Smash Bros. for Wii U and [[Nintendo]] [[3DS]]''. Whatever the reason, [[Chris and mental healthcare|it certainly isn't healthy for Chris, given his current state]]. In other words, this makes the superficial reactions to Godzilla supposedly getting "[[Obesity|fatter]]" in the 2014 movie, or the new designs for the lightsabers in ''[[Star Wars]]: The Force Awakens'', seem simple and quaint in comparison. At least he isn't complaining about Sonic's green eyes?<br />
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==Protests==<br />
===Blarms Backstory===<br />
Chris's hatred for Sonic's blue arms started in February 2014, when the first advertisements for the ''Sonic Boom'' TV show appeared on [[Adult Swim|Cartoon Network]]. In December he offered the following chronology:<br />
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{{quotebox|3 December 2014<br />
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I have just received a question from one of my girl friends: "So, I'm curious, where did you hear about this blue-armed Sonic Issue? Is it something you discovered on your own, or is it a bigger issue in the Sonic community?"<br />
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To best answer this question, and to VERY MUCH my visual dismay and further recollection: I HAVE been feeling this SINCE Last February. I needed to search for the ONE Announcement Trailer Video of the DAMN TV Show. I Remember finding it for myself on either Facebook through SEGA's feed, or on YouTube through the video recommendations, on my laptop, as we were moving into the temporary house. I felt UTTER Shock at the sight of the Blue Arms on Sonic immediately as I watched it for the first time that day in Early February, 2014; This Year.<br />
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I was too busy and [[Stress|stressed]] from collecting as much as possible from the burnt house, and bringing them either to our Storage Unit, and this house's basement<br />
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I had not thought about the issue much, UNTIL Last June or July with the E3 Trailers being presented on the SEGA and Sonic Facebook Pages! Since Then, I have continuously protested the Blue Arms by commenting and messaging them that "Sonic's Arms are NOT Blue!!!" And among which, I have Warned Them that this sort of thing would NOT end well for them, and it was, and still is, a Very Bad Idea!!!<br />
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So, in short: I watched the damn trailer last February, I felt Pissed Off Then, I relearned about it last June or July: I Still felt Very Pissed Off, and NOW I am continually Growing and GROWING More Angry and PISSED OFF AT SEGA, NINTENDO AND CARTOON NETWORK AND EVERYONE ELSE INVOLVED THERE!!!<br />
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I have Contacted SEGA and Commented NUMEROUSLY with MONTHS worth of time. They ignored me, Not Responded or Done Anything about it at all, and therefore the time for Talk IS LONG DONE AND OVERWITH!!! AND WE NEED ACTION UPON SEGA AND SONIC BOOM NOW MORE THAN EVER!!!<br />
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Thank you.<br />
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<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_A3e2bl334</nowiki>}}<br />
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For all the agitation and violence, Chris has never clearly explained exactly ''why'' this particular alteration to this particular cartoon character makes him so furious. The closest he came to explaining his confrontational stance was in a June Facebook post:<br />
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{{quote|I only just heard and seen the ugly change a few weeks ago, and I had too many other [[Stress|stresses]] going on to act earlier.<br />
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Why do I feel this way?<br />
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The same reason why many people feel [[Chris and race|Michael Jackson should]][[Chris and reality| not have had to ]][[Chris and race|change his color]]. Would you want to change your skin detail, just for a "change of image" or an "insecurity of self-concept"?<br />
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I would not even [[Chris and death|commit suicide ever]], because of how low in self-confidence and self-esteem I have been feeling for YEARS. I'm going to eventually [[Chris and health|pass natural]].<br />
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So let's get Sonic's arm color changed back!}}<br />
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[[File:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|thumb|220px|Chris must ''really'' hate this drawing now.]]<br />
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He returned to the Michael Jackson analogy in November, arguing that "this Blue Arm Travesty is as Gosh Awful as Michael Jackson's whiteface thing!" He was careful to add, "Nothing personal against the Pop Star singer....And nothing personal against anyone of any Race or Color either."<br />
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While it is difficult to decipher Chris’s garbled sentences, it is clear that his fury is linked to his belief that Sonic, like all cartoon characters, [[Chris and reality|is real and lives in a parallel universe]]. Like many autistic people, Chris is very resistant to change, especially when it is forced upon him. Chris would not change (“commit suicide”) even in the face of tremendous hardship. Sonic, however, was forced to change for trivial reasons such as appealing to a broader audience. Sonic has been Chris’s lifelong hero with whom he identifies strongly, so he has taken this injustice very personally. Unfortunately, he falsely assumes that countless millions feel the same way.<br />
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At other times, however, Chris has latched onto the idea that the blue arms cause him "sensory overload." [[Sensory Overload|Sensory overload]] is a broad term simply meaning that the body reacts to overstimulation of a sense, but in autistics it generally refers to an abstract, specific sensory stimulus (such as blue arms) which the autistic person is simply unable to stand. However, if sensory overload were a real issue, all he would need to do is avoid Sonic Boom. Chris has never before complained about sensory overload, and damningly has gone so far as to ''draw blue-armed hedgehogs himself'' such as [[Chris and art|some depictions]] of [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. The truth is that Chris either believes that Sega is abusing his best friend, or he is using his [[autism]] as an attempt to [[chris_and_the_industry|manipulate the intentions of a multi-billion dollar worth company.]]<br />
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===Oh Noes, It's Got a Second Season!===<br />
After discovering that the TV series was renewed for a second season, Chris posted on Facebook to complain about it again.<br />
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{{quotebox|5 December 2014<br />
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A Second Season of the #SonicBoom show with those, [[Stress sigh|UGH!!!]], Blue Arms?!!! Hell No!!!<br />
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Boycott #CartoonNetwork With Me!!! Refuse to Watch the channel!!! Refuse to go to their Website for Any Reason as well!!! And TELL THEM TO PULL THE DAMN CARTOON FROM THE AIR AND FORCE #SEGA TO RECOLOUR SONIC'S ARMS BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!<br />
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http://www.gamnesia.com/news/sonic-boom-cartoon-is-very-successful-second-season-confirmed<br />
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[[File:GamenesiaSonicBoom.jpg|220px]]}}<br />
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===Spreading the Good Word===<br />
{{quotebox|5 December 2014<br />
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Also, Spreading the good word around; commenting and messaging others as I have? Copy/Paste the following short-but-direct message, with the link below:<br />
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SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE, AND THEY SERIOUSLY CAUSE SENSORY OVERLOADS IN ME!!! SEGA NEEDS TO RECALL EVERYTHING SONIC BOOM AND CHANGE SONIC'S ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!<br />
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FOLLOW ME IN BOYCOTTING SONIC BOOM, UNTIL SEGA WISES UP, RECALLS EVERYTHING AND CHANGES HIS ARM COLOUR BACK, NOW!!!<br />
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Join My Group, [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]], and Sign Our Petition NOW!!!<br />
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https://www.facebook.com/groups/fixSonicsArmsImmediatelySEGA/}}<br />
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===Greatest Mistake Ever===<br />
{{quotebox|7 December 2014<br />
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Follow My Lead to Force SEGA to Wise Up and Fix Their Greatest Mistake Ever!!!}}<br />
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Chris later on posted a link to this post to his Facebook group:<br />
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{{quotebox|<br />
EVERYONE! I am going to hand-write to SEGA about this matter, and I have just called their 1-800 number and left a message last night. I will call again middle of this coming week if they do not call me back.<br />
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I am urging everyone in the group to write and/or telephone SEGA as well, and INSIST and DEMAND upon them to Recall Everything Sonic Boom, including the cartoon and video games, and Change Sonic's Arm Colour Back Immediately!!!<br />
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Suggest for them to do the following:<br />
-Recall ALL remaining stock of the Sonic Boom Games and Merchandise from ALL of the stores carrying them.<br />
-On the eSHOPS, IMMEDIATELY change the initial software to reflect Sonic with his original Tan Colour Arms, as well ALL video and imagery therein on there.<br />
-Replace ALL of their imagery and videos on their official websites and pages to reflect Sonic with the original tan colour arms as well.<br />
-IMMEDIATELY create NEW game Cards, Discs AND Inserts with Sonic's original tan colour arms. And on the software, the arm colour MUST be there INITIALLY; BEFORE any downloaded Software Updates.<br />
-INSTILL downloadable Software Updates for all of the already sold games to reflect Sonic Initially with tan colour arms as well.<br />
-REMOVE the Sonic Boom Cartoon from the Television and Internet airwaves, and change ALL of the Season One Episodes for Sonic to have his Original Tan Colour Arms, and Initially make that default in ALL following Seasons of episodes, including the Second Season.<br />
-AND They Must Announce this Recall and Update, As well as Apologies to Every Individual Person who Has Found Little to GREATEST Offense in the new Arm Colour, IMMEDIATELY, WORLDWIDE BROADCAST AND IN PRINTED MAGAZINES AND NEWSPAPERS EVERYWHERE!!!<br />
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Also, copy and paste the following true statement in your letters and telephone conversations:<br />
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"The very sight of Sonic's Blue Arms makes our ally, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA, suffer from consistent Sensory Overloads. Upon seeing them, his brain immediately shuts down into a momentary to lengthy (depending on how long he is forced to displeasingly endure the horrific sight) state of mental paralysis. Combined with his Autism, he only gets more angry as each day passes with this pair of blue arms still remains. Either the Change back to him having tan colored arms happens IMMEDIATELY, or he and our THOUSANDS to MILLIONS of allies in the Sonic the Hedgehog Loyal Fanbase will only get more Angry and Outraged to the point of coming right over there to your office and doing something Very Bad there."<br />
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Also, if somehow you have managed to receive a copy of either Sonic Boom game (no questions asked), you should SMASH the Game Disc and or Game Card, and enclose the pieces with your Letter to SEGA of America. To show them that we are Very Serious and Passionate towards Rectifying their mistake in changing Sonic's arm colour.<br />
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Below is their address, and Customer Support phone number; LET'S GIVE THEM HELL AND BACK IN FORCING THEM TO WISE UP AND CHANGE SONIC'S ARMS BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!<br />
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'''[REDACTED]'''<br />
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#SEGA<br />
#SonicTheHedgehog<br />
#SonicBoom<br />
#Nintendo<br />
#CartoonNetwork<br />
#GameStop<br />
#ToysRUs<br />
#WalMart<br />
#Target<br />
#BestBuy<br />
#WiiU<br />
#Wii<br />
#3DS<br />
#DS<br />
#DSi<br />
#AmyRose<br />
#Tails<br />
#Knuckles<br />
#Robotnik<br />
#Eggman}}<br />
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===Pickle Joke===<br />
[[File:Black man in pickle suit (1).jpg|thumb|right|The [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]'s reaction.]]<br />
In Chris's new "FIX SONIC'S ARMS BACK" Facebook group, Chris posted about the pickle joke in the show, surprisingly being "neutral"<br />
about it. Naturally, however, he eventually suspects it to be a [[Chris and his Ego|personal insult from SEGA]].<br />
{{quotebox|10 December 2014<br />
<br />
I know well I said not to talk about the show much, or post any spoilers. This time, though, I am willing to make this exception.<br />
<br />
I have heard that in the show, Sonic ordered a sandwich with no pickles, but is served the sandwich with extra pickles. I feel neutral/indifferent about the joke. But my friend read a bit into it as a possible reference to myself, as well as a possible middle finger gesture to me from SEGA. Being Serious and Sincere, no sarcasm or jokes: what do y'all think/feel from this lame pickled vegetable joke? Answer in the comments of this post.}}<br />
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===For Christ's and God's Sake===<br />
Chris shared another of SEGA's Facebook posts, this time about introducing the main character, and Chris as usual complained about his blue arms.<br />
{{quotebox|12 December 2014<br />
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For [[Chris and religion|Christ's and God's]] Sake, PLEASe CHANGE HIS ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!! <br />
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[[File:SonicIntroduction.png|220px]]}}<br />
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===E-mail to SEGA===<br />
On 11 [[December 2014]], CWCki user [[User:FromtheWordsofBR|FromtheWordsofBR]] jokingly sent an e-mail to Sega Customer Service under Chris's email, suggesting that they send him free copies of ''Sonic Boom'' for the [[HEXbox]] - something that would have been impossible for Sega to actually do, as the ''Sonic Boom'' games were exclusive to the Wii U and 3DS. Chris discovered this the next day, and proceeded to rage.<ref>http://kiwifarms.net/threads/2014-dec-12-chriss-e-mail-to-sega.6462/</ref><br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|'''Ticket #137668: SONIC'S ARMS ARE. NOT BLUE!!!:''' <br />
Hello,<br />
<br />
Thank you for contacting Sega of America Customer Service. Your request (#137668) has been received, and is being reviewed by our support staff. Response times may vary, but typically you will hear back from us within the same business day. Our agents are on hand from 9AM to 5PM Pacific Standard Time, Monday through Friday (with the exception of US national holidays). Requests received over the weekend will be answered the following Monday. <br />
<br />
To review the status of this request and add additional comments, follow the link below: <br />
<br />
http://help.sega.com/requests/137668<br />
<br />
You may also reply via email.}}<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
'''Chrischansonichu, Nov 20 00:07:''' <br />
Listen, I DID NOT contact you initially with the message there. That was a HeXBox -Loving INTERNET TROLL PRETENDING TO BE ME. <br />
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But since I have your attention now, I will bring it up directly with you now. MONTHS NOW, Sonic's Arms Being Blue has SERIOUSLY BEEN BOTHERING ME! They have caused me sensory overload Every Time I see them! They Have To Be Changed Back Now!!! I have contacted SEGA via their Facebook page, as well as the Sonic the Hedgehog Facebook page. Please see attached screen cap photos. <br />
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PLEASE RECALL EVERYTHING SONIC BOOM RIGHT NOW AND CHANGE HIS ARM COLOUR BACK!!! Or I will Do Worse!!! <br />
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I am still Very Pissed Off that no one has Fixed the Monstrosity that is Changing Sonic's Arm Color! I am Boycotting the Sonic Boom Games and TV Show and the Toys, minus the two I bought to illustrate my point, and everything else of it. <br />
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FIX SONIC'S ARM COLOR NOW, or I CONTINUE TO RANT, RAVE, BOYCOTT AND COMPLAIN!!!!<br />
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SERIOUSLY!!! IF I FIND EITHER SONIC BOOM GAME ON ANY SHELVES IN THE STORES, WITH SONIC'S ARMS STILL BLUE, I WILL BE GOING SOO FUCKING CRAZY TO PREVENT EVERYONE FROM SEEING THE BLUE ARM MONSTROSITY!!!<br />
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DO YOU HEAR ME, SEGA?! I WOULD TOTALLY BOYCOTT A N CHANNEL AND ENCOURAGE EVERYONE ELSE TO DO THAT AS WELL!!! <br />
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WISE UP NOW AND RECALL EVERYTHING SONIC BOOM NOW, and maybe I would close the group and the petition and give y'all my money as well. <br />
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AND THIS IS MORE THAN JUST SOFTWARE UPDATES!!! YOU RECALL ALL OF THE WIIU AND 3DS GAMES, AND CHANGE THE ARM COLOURS IN THE GAME INSERTS, AND CHANGE THE ARM COLOURS IN THE INITIAL SOFTWARE DISCS AND CARTRIDGES, PRE-UPDATE!!! <br />
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AND PULL THE CARTOON AND CHANGE THE ARM COLOURS IN EVERY SINGLE EPISODE OF THE N SHOW! <br />
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AND RECALL ALL OF THE SONIC PLUSHES AND FIGURES FROM THE STORES, AND CHANGE HIS ARM COLOUR ON EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AS WELL!!! <br />
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DO IT ALL NOW, OR THERE WILL BE SERIOUS SENSORY DAMAGE AND THEN SOME HELL TO PAY!!! }}<br />
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===The Forces of [[CWCville]] Besiege GameStop===<br />
{{Main|26 December 2014}}<br />
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On 26 December, the climax of the entire saga arrived. Chris broke several laws by entering a [[GameStop]] from which he had been banned, vandalizing a Sonic Boom display, and ''macing an employee'' who was calling security as Chris left the store. All of this was recorded by a presumably bewildered bystander, and was uploaded to Tumblr the next day. Within two days of his attack, Chris was arrested by [[jerkops]] and incarcerated in Albemarle Regional Jail, then released on a $2,500 bail, with a hearing scheduled for early [[2015]].<br />
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===Sonic Boom for Christmas===<br />
Phone chat log:<br />
{{quotebox|26 December 2014<br />
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[MALE VOICE]: It's the uhh-the uhh- Sonic Boom game. [hand game to Chris]<br />
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CHRIS: Ok, I'll take it as a gift, thank you.<br />
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[MALE VOICE]: No problem man. I hope you enjoy it.<br />
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CHRIS: I'm hoping that they come out with an update where they change his arm color back.<br />
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[MALE VOICE]: Why-Why would they change his arm color?<br />
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CHRIS: Well, didn't you notice on the cover they did, it's. . . . . . .well, you look on his left arm. . . . .it's blue there.<br />
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[MALE VOICE]: Ohh. So he has blue arms?<br />
<br />
CHRIS: Yeah. I really hate that change.<br />
<br />
[MALE VOICE]: Ohh. What for?<br />
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CHRIS: Ehh. Just. . . . .too much. Just too drastic. It's like Michael Jackson changing his skin color.<br />
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[MALE VOICE]: Have, have you asked them, sent them any feedback, asked them to change it. . .<br />
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CHRIS: Yeah, yeah I did, when I first saw the TV trailer, the TV show trailer right before E3. They just pretty much swept me under the rug and blocked me from their facebook.<br />
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[MALE VOICE]: Why would they do that?<br />
<br />
CHRIS: Well, they did. And also, I've been repetitive, like, "Sonic's arms are not freakin' blue". And. . . .yeah, I have threatened them like, you know, if you don't change his arms back. . . . .<br />
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[MALE VOICE]: What did you say? What did you threaten them with?<br />
<br />
CHRIS: Life threats. Like you know, I took a- I had bought a plush of the new sonic with the blue arms, and I covered his new arms with flesh colored Crayola Model Magic, and I like took a couple of photographs of me holdin' it, and I'm like pulling his arms off, and I said, you better do it, or I will, parentheses, not, tear his arms off.<br />
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[MALE VOICE]: So you made life threats against Sega then?<br />
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CHRIS: Well, ehh, not in the direct sense.<br />
<br />
[MALE VOICE]: You mean that you threatened to kill them?<br />
<br />
CHRIS: No.<br />
<br />
[MALE VOICE]: No? Well, I mean, you said life threats, so. . . . . . . .it sounds like you're really passionate about it.<br />
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CHRIS: Yes I am.<br />
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[MALE VOICE]: Well, I mean, Sonic, his arms were uhh, flesh colored before that, right?<br />
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CHRIS: Yeah.<br />
<br />
[MALE VOICE]: So, I mean, can't you just ignore the blue armed Sonic?<br />
<br />
CHRIS: I can- I can- it's just too much. Every time I look at the blue arms, even in anything related to the games which they show on cartoon network, I see the blue arms, I go into sensory overload and get really, really, <br />
more pissed off.<br />
<br />
[MALE VOICE]: Yeah. Chris, when these cyberbullies first started attacking you, and stuff like that, you got pissed off then, right?<br />
<br />
CHRIS: Yeah.<br />
<br />
[MALE VOICE]: . . . and it ended up being a bad thing when you reacted, right?<br />
<br />
CHRIS: Yeah, but except, I'm not reacting to a troll attack, I'm reacting to something which has been done. Like a, like a, presidential decision that has gone really wrong. Like, let's say Obama's. . . . .life-care thing?<br />
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[MALE VOICE]: Obamacare. The health-care thing. So you're anti-Obamacare then?<br />
<br />
CHRIS: Well, uhh, I'm not one hundred percent, I have heard about uhh, hmmmm, uhh, I don't remember exactly-but-or how to phrase it, but I have the gist of it.<br />
}}<br />
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===Chris (Still) Blames Everyone Else for His Problems (Wait, Did We Say Still? We Meant Always)===<br />
{{quotebox|5 [[January 2015]]<br />
I have been on the move, with the heavy listings and transport back to my original house, and still sorting, organizing and all. I also have been at a Lack of WiFi and Internet access since last Wednesday. The only internet I have at home here is on the 3G on my phone.<br />
<br />
I have been very busy and very stressed. And should anyone give me a difficult time during my outings resulting in turning my day bad with the verbal attacks and threats to my person, I Will Defend Myself, and only retaliate when absolutely necessary. I Would even spray myself.<br />
<br />
I Sincerely Wish people would positively Like me, yet I am unable to change their minds. And if I Have to defend myself to get any respect as an individual person, then it is THEIR Fault for frightening me into that defensive stance.<br />
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#SEGA will definitely hear of the Earlier Incident as well.<br />
}}<br />
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===Green Irises Are Better Than Blarms===<br />
{{quotebox|6 January 2015<br />
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Anyhow, someone SHOULD definitely send word to SEGA of America and Japan of my recent misfortunes resulting from the seed event of Sonic's Arm Colour being changed. Had they Not changed the arm colour, No one would have attacked me they way He had, followed by the warning spray of the pepper from my own fears and paranoia in self-defense. And I would have no reason to Protest the way I have.<br />
This series of incidents definitely tops what's-his-name's whatever-he-did when they gave Sonic Green Irises for his eyes. THE green irises were an improvement; the Blue Arms are just Painful and Horrific.<br />
}}<br />
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===Sega Forced Chris to Attack===<br />
{{quotebox|8 January 2015<br />
[http://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-1-8-chris-hates-sega-for-forcing-him-to-attack-somebody.6979/]<br />
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}}<br />
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===Boycott the Yarms===<br />
{{quotebox|10 January 2015<br />
[http://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-1-10-15-sonichus-arms-are-not-yellow.7009/]<br />
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}}<br />
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===The Seed Event===<br />
{{quotebox|10 January 2015<br />
Ugh!!! I Fucking Hate These People for continuing to allow the damn blue arms to exist! And I fucking hate them for changing the arm colour in the first place and ultimately from that damn seed event, force me to be attacked, having to defend myself, and forcing me to spend a weekend in jail!<br />
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}}<br />
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===Chris Rages On===<br />
{{quotebox|12 January 2015<br />
<br />
Off my rocker?! How Dare She? My Protest was Sound, Valid and Meant to be Good. And she completely ignores that on the day I had to defend myself from that Ass Manager, HE VERBALLY ATTACKED AND OFFENDED ME. And I had no idea of what other pains and stresses He was capable of doing, and I did not want him following me either. You All Do Not Understand my Fragile Mind, nor do Any of You All have Any Caring Nor Understanding to Leave a mentally scarred, damaged and flawed individual like me Be and At Personal Peace of Mind. BUT HELL NO! YOU ALL KEEP ON STRESSING ME MORE AND CAUSING PLEASANT DAYS GONE BAD ON ME. Especially MOST OF EVERY LAST MALE IN THIS WORLD; All of you are nothing but immature, borish, uncouth, and damned Neanderthals. It is no wonder why a lot of Women detest the lot of you, and why I am Most Disgusted and Ashamed to have been forced to be born a damned member of your Male Gender. Hmpf!<br />
}}<br />
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===Chris Gives Up and Continues On at the Same Time===<br />
{{quotebox|13 January 2015<br />
<br />
This is in response to the post below this one about the so-called list of my purchased Nintendo software. Direct to the point: I have sincerely NEVER purchased either Sonic Boom game. The 3DS game, however, was actually Hand Given to me as a Gift from my ex-girlfriend, Catherine's [[Cousin Al|Cousin, Al]], after out bowling outing in Early December, 2014; Last Month.<br />
I have registered the 3DS card through my [[Club Nintendo]] account, and explicitly told them in the survey that game Was Gifted to me; I Had Not Purchased it, period. And I Had shortly after received a copy of the Wii U Game In the Mail. I had disposed of the envelope, because there was no return address. I Would have registered that as well, but there as NO Club Nintendo code enclosed. I have Never booted or played either game, and I certainly never have inserted either card or disc into any of my handhelds or consoles at all ever. And to spare having it quoted in the comments below this point, or in any future comments and posts in this group or on my page: Being Gifted the thing you are protesting against against your initial will, regardless of acceptance out of being polite or whatever, it does NOT Change my position or aynthing integral of the Protest that I Have personally started and still am working towards the cause, period.<br />
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SEGA!!! CHANGE SONIC'S ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY!!! YOUR BLUE ARMS HAVE HURT NOT ONLY ME IN A NUMBER OF GREAT WAYS, BUT COUNTLESS OTHER PEOPLE (GREATER THAN A THOUSAND INDIVIDUALS) AS WELL!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR LACK OF RECALL AND CORRECTIONS!!!}}<br />
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Here, Chris is referencing this[http://kiwifarms.net/threads/2015-01-13-nintendo-employee-reveals-details-of-chriss-nintendo-transactions.7042/] Cwcki Forums article; apparently he lurks the forums frequently.<br />
<br />
===Something Important===<br />
{{quotebox|15 January 2015<br />
I have something important to share of importance. After the incident on the 26th, on the court date on the 29th, the judge had documented that neither I, nor Any local GameStop stores or employees, come near or contact each other. I Have not contacted or visited any of them, but the day after on the 30th, One of them called My Cell Phone, TWICE, on the 30th, the day after that court date. I have Not listened to either of their messages; I had marked both of them "As Read". They both were just automatically removed from my voicemail list. But I screen capped the details from my phone a few days ago. I've had the numbers of the four GameStops, for any inquiries I had to make in the past.<br />
<br />
Anyhow, They have violated the Court Rules there.<br />
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}}<br />
<br />
===Kengle the Troll===<br />
{{quotebox|19 January 2015<br />
[http://kiwifarms.net/threads/2015-jan-19-kengle-trolls-chris-with-blue-arms-purchase.7218/]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===You Dropped a Glitterbomb on Me, Baby===<br />
[[File:GlitterbombNotice.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's hatred for something so minor becomes greatly unhealthy.]]<br />
On 30 January 2015, a document was leaked onto the [[CWCki Forums]], revealing that Chris has taken one step above macing employees and is ''threatening to glitterbomb'' Sega's American headquarters. Initially thought to be work done by weens, forum member Marvin eventually stood up and confirmed this actually as Chris's doing. The letter reads:<br />
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{{quotebox|SEGA of America Inc. 350 Rhode Island St, Suite 400 San Francisco, CA 94103<br />
'''For Every Week Sonic the Hedgehog's arms remain blue in the "Sonic Boom" Video Games AND TV Cartoon Show, and that you all at SEGA continue to NOT Public Announce your apology for the change as well as RECALLING Everything of this Sonic Boom to change Sonic's Arm Colour Back Immediately on Television, Newsprint and Internet Posts and Videos, you all will receive a sparkling mess. And to stop this glittery combination from coming in, you WILL Change Sonic the Hedgehogs Arm Colour back immediately in EVERYTHING Sonic Boom, including PULLING the cartoon from Cartoon Network to change the arm colour back in EVERY SINGLE EPISODE of the show.'''<br />
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'''Thank you.'''}}<br />
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The document reveals that Chris refuses to stop committing acts of battery unless a multimedia company gives in to a 30-year-old manchild's threats. It also shows his complete lack of knowing what glitterbombing actually ''is''. To glitterbomb someone is to dump or throw glitter on your opponent in public (such as [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7uZ4q-7y2M when some guy with a box of Cheez-Its came up to Newt Gingrich and dumped glitter on him]), ''not'' sending envelopes with glitter inside. To send envelopes with glitter inside is simply known as "[http://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/ shipping enemies glitter]".<br />
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===Weighing In on the Protests===<br />
{{quotebox|2 Febuary 2015<br />
Hey [REDACTED],<br />
I saw that video and absolutely agree 100% that Chris was unjustified in his actions. I would have supported the employee whipping his ass to be honest. I think Chris needs to go to jail, he has never been held accountable for his actions. Destruction of property, assault, etc are serious stuff. He needs counseling and professional services that I think without incarceration he will never receive. <br />
I'm glad that the Cwiki is no longer what it was in its incarnation, he was using it as an excuse for his behavior, and now can't use it as a fallback on to his issues. <br />
I really have little defense for Christian for what hes been doing, but I hope he can come out a better person.<br />
}}<br />
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===Chris's Ego Butts In!===<br />
After hearing about Sega downsizing to focus on PC and Mobile games, Chris [[Chris and reality|thought]] that [[Chris and his Ego|he had a hand in it through his boycott]]: <br />
{{quotebox|2 February 2015<br />
Regardless of SEGA downsizing, Which I feel our boycotting has brought into play, we Have made SEGA take notice of their Mistake in changing Sonic's Arm Color among this term of events. And THEY still CAN create and distribute Downloadable Update Data for BOTH Sonic Boom Games to change his Arm Color Back at the very least.}}<br />
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===Sonic Boom: Fire & Ice===<br />
9 [[June 2015]]<br />
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After the sequel to the first ''Sonic Boom'' game was announced, Chris immediately showed his disapproval on Facebook. He even threatened [[Best Buy]] to not sell the game unless they change Sonic's arm color back, and still firmly believes that Sega was the one who got him thrown briefly into prison.<br />
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{{quotebox|Hell no!!! Still with the blue arms?!!! Ugh! SEGA, Does my Protest and Jail Time And Court Trouble Result NOT Resonate with you at all? Don't Y'all EVER FREAKING LISTEN AND LEARN?!!!!}}<br />
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===Assault threat against Woodley and Frost===<br />
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'''Omar Woodley''' (or, as Chris misspells it, '''Olmar Woodley''') is a [[male]] producer at Sega of America Inc. and the producer of ''[[Sonic Boom]]: Fire & Ice''. Given Chris's hatred for ''Sonic Boom'', it's no surprise that he considers Omar to be a [[JERK]]. On 9 [[June 2015]], [[Chris]] [[Death threats|threatened]] Woodley with [[Don't Mess With Me|physical violence]] through a post on Facebook, later editing the post to extend his threat to producer Stephen Frost as well<ref>https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=870347576393056&id=100002534669114</ref>.<br />
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[[File:Omar woodley threat.jpeg|300px|thumb|right|His post before he edited in Stephen Froat.]]<br />
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{{quotebox|Bring to me, in person, the ones called Omar Woodley and Stephen Frost, So I can tell to their faces of my Plights and Troubles I Went and Had to Go Through, Because of the Sensory Overloading Horrific Arm Colour Change that should NEVER HAVE HAPPENED. And then, let me Kick and Beat Them Up upon further refusal to change the arm Colour back to tan in Everything Sonic Boom!<br />
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Damn and F*** Olmar Woodley and Stephen Frost!!!}}<br />
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He linked to [http://www.seganerds.com/2015/06/09/sega-producer-discusses-future-of-sonic-boom-franchise/ a news article].<br />
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On the same day, Chris proceeded to post this:<br />
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{{quotebox|[[File:SonicNoArms (pic only).jpg|thumb|right|This waste of [[money]] resulted in Chris's [[white knights]] refusing to help him.]]<br />
I protested peacefully and bold; I get banned from the local Four GameStops, and rebanned from Fashion SquareI ended up in jail for a weekend, along with court troubles; someone got a mild amount of pepper spray.<br />
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Time healed me some and I was recovering and doing better. Now, ANOTHER BLUE ARMED GAME IS BEING MADE?!!!<br />
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#SEGA has ruined a peaceful, pleasant life for me again. It is Payback Time!<br />
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#SonicBoom<br />
#FixSonicsArmsImmediatelySEGA}}<br />
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===Give Me 10 Good Reasons, I Need to Know===<br />
{{quotebox|12 June 2015<br />
If SEGA can give me Ten valid Reasons (with at lease One Good Reason) to justify the arm colour change (no less), NOT counting to "Modernize" Sonic or to make Sonic "appealing to the younger generations", I may reconsider.}}<br />
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===The End?===<br />
{{quotebox|2 October 2015<br />
This is the Final Update for this Protest Group.<br />
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Regardless of circumstances and bad outcomes/tidings, it is confirmed that Sonic's arms Will be back to their original colour in the next Sonic Game: Sonic & Mario at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games.<br />
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After this visual confirmation, I have found solace and satisfaction for the ending result.<br />
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I wish to thank every person who Actually helped in the protest against the blue arms in the Sonic Boom games, cartoon and all of that.<br />
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We have found success in our protest. It is good.}}<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[My Little Pony Protests]]<br />
*[[ProjectSNT]]<br />
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' (film)]], which features the titular character with blue arms.<br />
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==References==<br />
<references/><br />
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{{SonicBoomSaga}}<br />
{{Social media}}<br />
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[[Category:Events]]<br />
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]<br />
[[Category:Television shows]]<br />
[[Category:Campaigns]]</div>ParkerHaley2003https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sweetheart&diff=287226Sweetheart2022-04-29T07:12:38Z<p>ParkerHaley2003: </p>
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<div>[[Image:Boyfriend-free girls.jpg|thumb|A flock of potential sweethearts.]]<br />
{{quote|'''[[Kacey]]:''' Chris, how many times have you been in quote-unquote "love"?<br>'''Chris:''' I do not know, I do not- I have not kept count.|from [[Kacey Call 9]]}}<br />
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A '''Sweetheart''' (sometimes '''heartsweet''') is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s flavor-of-the-month.<br />
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==Definition==<br />
Chris's goal is to build a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]], lose his dreaded [[Virgin with rage|virginity]] [[Mia Hamm|(which he ultimately accomplished without a sweetheart)]], and spawn his God-chosen daughter, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] (named after "[[Honor roll|the illustrious metal]]" and [[Chris and his Ego|a name similar to his own]]). Unfortunately for him, the plan hasn't progressed beyond a handful of troll-engineered dates, and a trip to a hooker (two in fact). Thus the ''sweetheart'' label finds itself frivolously applied, indicating a status that lies somewhere between "e-girlfriend" and "stalking victim." Contrast this with Chris's [[Gal-Pals]]; that is, all of those girls who are still potential sweethearts because they are known to Chris and don't appear to hate him.<br />
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Chris's ideal vision for a sweetheart is more or less one that allowed him to continue living as a "self-employed" stay-at-home husband/father/son, since he didn't make a significant effort to support a prospective family at any point during his [[Love Quest]] aside from briefly applying for a minimum-wage job for [[Kacey]]. Based on [[Chris and work|his frustration at the idea of doing any work whatsoever]], it's likely that he wanted someone to effectively mother him rather than an equal partner, who he could also have sex with and impregnate with [[Crystal Weston Chandler|a kid]] [[Reginald Chandler|or two]]. Chris also seemed to be under the impression that they'd live with his parents [[14 Branchland Court|and their hoard]], who he'd presumably leave his sweetheart-to-be to raise his kids with.<br />
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==Qualifications==<br />
:''See Also: [[Sonichu's News Dash]] and [[Attraction Sign]]''[[Image:Chris chan is a hoers.jpg|thumb|It's the one on the left.]]<br />
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In the early years of his [[Love Quest]], Chris spelled out his qualifications on his Attraction Sign, in a personal ad that ran for several issues in the ''[[News Dash]]'', and on various other items including a cover for his Nintendo DS. Subsequent experiences would show that many of these TRUE and HONEST criteria could be [[Two's company snapshots|bent a little]], as expedient.<br />
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*18 - [Chris's age then] Years Old<br />
*Boyfriend-Free<br />
*Blonde or Brunette<br />
*White<br />
*Pretty<br />
*Average or Slender Body Type<br />
*5' or Taller<br />
*No Smoking or Drinking<br />
*Lives in Charlottesville or Ruckersville Area<br />
*Has Own Car<br />
*Average to High Income<br />
*Happy, Positive, Caring<br />
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In other exchanges, Chris established a few more rules:<br />
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*No Children from Previous Relationships<ref>[[Facebook messages]]</ref><br />
*No Autism (High-Functioning or Otherwise)<ref>[[Chris chan (CWCipedia)]]</ref><br />
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==Will Chris ever have a Sweetheart?==<br />
{{Protip|This section does not take into account Chris's recent arrest and its effect on his Sweetheart search. For more information, see [[Jail Saga]].}}<br />
[[File:Chris-chan_010714.JPG|thumb|Helloooooo, ladies.]]<br />
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Despite an old Trinidadian saying that goes "Every bread has its cheese" ''(meaning that a special someone is waiting for everybody, no matter how badly off they are)'', [[Clyde Cash|many]] [[Matthew Devoria|who]] [[Jackie|have]] [[White knights|dealt]] with Chris would be quick to rebut the idea. (However, an argument could be made that [[Jacob Sockness]] qualifies.) <br />
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However, in case anybody reading this article is curious as to why not, there are quite a few reasons:<br />
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'''1) Chris refuses to grow up.''' He is a nearly 40 year old man who plays with children's toys and video games all day and still lives with his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]. Adult responsibilities such as gainful employment and living on your own are completely foreign concepts to Chris, and any [[Monthly tugboat|money he does receive]] is promptly [[Chris and money|wasted on stupid shit he doesn't need]]. As of [[2019]], this habit has been coming back to bite him in the ass harder than ever as the [[Financhu Crisis|Chandler finances sink into an all-time low]]. Refusing to take responsibility, he has [[Please, Donate|resorted]] [[Donation Request|to]] [[Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.|e]]-[[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation|begging]] [[Donations_Requested,_Please|a]] [[Donations_Required,_Serious._Please_help|very]] [[Reading_"Unicorns,_Rainbows,_and_a_Bluebird_of_Happiness"_Chapter_1|large]] [[Reading_"Unicorns,_Rainbows,_and_a_Bluebird_of_Happiness"_Chapter_2|number]] [[Announcement_06292016|of]] [[HELP,_PLEASE!!!|times]] like a child to make up for his failure to put the simplest of money aside for [[McDonald's|food]], bills and medicine. On top of that, he has implied that if he does get married, [[PlayingHouse|all he'll do is stay home while his wife goes to work]]. He doesn't even plan on looking after the kids for her; he'd dump this responsibility on his old, ailing mother. This lack of maturity and inability to stand on his own two feet would be an instant turn-off to any woman.<br />
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'''2) Chris has issues that would damage a relationship.''' Autistic antics aside, Chris does a lot of things that upset women. For starters, he seems to have no sense of personal space, and [[Megan Schroeder|several]] [[Emily|women]] [[Kacey|have]] [[Catherine|found]] themselves creeped out by his habit of inappropriately touching them. On his date with Catherine, he made a point of bragging about learning from his mistakes with Megan shortly before he ''molested'' Catherine by hugging her and burying his face in her breasts, after specifically being told not to. Needless to say, had this been a real date, Catherine and "[[Cousin Al]]" would've [[Kick the Autistic|beaten him up]] or [[Michael Snyder|called the]] [[Jerkops|cops]] at this point. He also [[List of Chris's lies|lies a lot]], and when he doesn't lie, he makes poor excuses for his shortcomings, both of which can damage a girl's trust in him. [[Chris and remorse|His lack of genuine sympathy towards people]] has led to a lot of complaints about him apologizing without meaning it. On top of that, he seems to be of the idea that women in a relationship with him [[Women's rights#In real life|will tolerate waiting on him hand and foot while he plays video games all day, and bear his children]], and enable his [[Megan Schroeder|deranged]] [[Michael Snyder|theories]] about conspiracies and trolls. <br />
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'''3) Chris is not self-sufficient.''' As mentioned before, Chris doesn't have a job and has no plans to get one, opting instead to live with his mother. His welfare after room and board deductions is barely over the $200 mark, which he spends on toys and video games instead of putting money into savings for emergencies. He also has a habit of landing himself into [[debt]] with his purchases. He has also [[PlayingHouse|indicated]] that if he becomes a family man, he will be leeching off his wife instead of looking for work on his own (of course, there would be no problem with him being a "house husband" if he knew how to maintain a household - [[Tour of Chris's House|which he doesn't]]). It'll become crystal clear to any woman who learns this about Chris that he is definitely not marriage material, as he has at no point in his life been able to support himself, much less a family.<br />
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'''4) Chris has issues with [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]].''' Above and beyond Chris's problems with self-sufficiency is the person he is dependent on. Not to put too fine of a point on it, but Barb isn't the easiest of people to live with. Aside from her own [[Barbara Chandler#Mental|personality problems]], she has issues with hoarding, she has many of the same issues with authority figures that Chris does, and shows only slightly more of an ability to manage her money. Many people around Chris's age have difficulty dealing with their parents, but Chris has (aside from his devotion to being [[transgender]]) been shown to be neither willing nor able to stand up to her. As it stands, Barb is another obstacle on his [[Love Quest]] and, if Chris was willing to move out from under her shadow, his chances of landing a sweetheart would substantially improve.<br />
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'''5) Chris is physically unattractive.''' Chris is not inherently ugly, but his lifestyle and fashion choices have rendered his appearance deeply repulsive. Even before he started [[Transgender|dressing in feminine attire]]), Chris always [[Chris and fashion|had very questionable tastes in fashion]], and would often have an unkempt appearance, as shown in the picture above. When first spotted from a distance by Catherine, she believed she was looking at an ugly old woman. The fact that he [[Chris and health|doesn't take good care of himself]] also hurts his chances of attracting the opposite sex, and has resulted in him becoming [[Obesity|clinically obese]] and [[Hair|nearly bald]]. If Chris dressed somewhat fashionably, bothered grooming himself properly and worked out, his chances with the ladies would improve a bit. In fact, during Chris's stint as a [[Carlos Chantor|male escort]], his appearance was comparatively rather presentable and he appeared well-groomed.<br />
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'''6) Chris has no idea how to behave around women.''' Chris has many childish mannerisms and social hindrances that are repellent to women (and men alike). In the infamous [[For My Sweetest Ivy|video for Ivy]], these things are in abundance. Chris thinks that when you talk to a woman you like, you babble and coo like you're addressing a toddler. Also, he thinks that women in this day and age would like watching ''[[Gilligan's Island]]'', an ancient show from his elderly parents' days. One of the first things new people also notice about Chris' room is that he's surrounded by toys and video games, which pretty much scream "manchild", and Chris has been known to post pictures and videos addressed to potential dates in this room.<ref>[[:File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG]]</ref> His [[transgender]] identity haven't helped either - he's now a manchild that dresses like a woman, which doesn't even make him seem heterosexual anymore (sure enough, this happened when one of his Tomgirl pictures was [[Chris in the media#Failosophy|featured on MTV's ''Failosophy'']], where the ''only'' person who would date him was the [[Homos|gay guy]], provided he wasn't joking).<br />
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'''7) Chris is ignorant and averse to change.''' A feature of autism is hostility to and even fear of change, and Chris is no exception. Chris often believes that, above all else, his way is right, and [[Clyde Cash|anybody who tries to tell him otherwise is a dirty troll]], especially if it interferes with his immediate [[China|interests]]. This kind of thinking can severely damage a relationship where a well-meaning girl is trying to steer him in the right direction, as many trolls posing as women have tried to do.<br />
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'''8) Chris has problems with authority.''' Despite the cliché that "all girls love [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|bad boys]]", a sensible woman is going to be put off by someone who is in constant trouble with [[Chris and the law|the law]]. Consider that Chris has on [[26 December 2014|two]] separate [[28 October 2011|occasions]] come very close to being sent to jail for several months; this is on top of his other lesser [[List of places that have banned Chris|brushes with authority figures]]. And it's not even as though Chris's attitude stems from him [[Episode 17#Epilogue|fighting for an important cause]] - Chris is willing to risk imprisonment for something as petty as [[Sonic Boom Protests|the color of an animated character's arms]]. Even if Chris does find his elusive sweetheart, few will be able to put up with the constant stream of bans, fines, and jail time brought about by Chris's [[Chris and anger|poor self-control]].<br />
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'''9) Chris is incompetent.''' Chris has claimed, numerous times, to be [[Chris and writing|proficient]] [[CADD|in]] [[Chris and art|several]] [[Chris and music|of the arts]], but in reality is incompetent in pretty much every sphere imaginable. He compares [[Father Call|cleaning his house to fighting in a war]], and even then, [[Tour_of_Chris%27s_House|his idea of "cleaning the house" leaves a lot to be desired]]. One could even argue that it's because of this and his lack of common sense that the aforementioned [[14 Branchland Court|house]] eventually [[Destruction Of Chris's House|burned to the ground]], the result of him choosing to brew coffee in his bathroom with an extension cable propped over the door. He has been employed for maybe a few months in his whole life, then was fired, as he proved too [[Chris and his Ego|egotistical and stubborn]] [[Wendy's|to keep even a minimum wage job at a fast food place]], and he simply hasn't bothered since. He is completely inept when it comes to [[Chris and money|managing money]], meaning any relationship with him will be a financial nightmare. He gets himself [[Banned|into]] [[28_October_2011|trouble]] way more times than he should, such as his attempts to return to [[The GAMe PLACe]], where basic common sense should have told him to stay away like he'd been told. So, long story short, ladies, If you were looking for somebody to be the "man of the house", would Chris even remotely fit the bill?<br />
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'''10) Chris's past will always return to haunt him.''' Thanks to the combined forces of the Internet, [[weens]], and even Chris ''himself'', there are literally [[Affair with Mother|volumes]] [[Death Threats|of]] [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|unsavory]] [[DIRTY,_CRAPPED_BRIEFS|information]] about Chris out in the open for all to see, almost all of which is documented right here. Chris knows this all too well, which is why he strongly discourages anybody from doing even a simple Google Search about him. This was, in fact, one of the key reasons why he didn't even make it to first base with [[The Wallflower]] - a ween mailed her a link to the [[CWCki]]. But even if we were to put aside anything to do with the internet, there are still many, ''many'' embarrassing and undesirable things about Chris that will, in one way or the other, surface that would damage, if not outright destroy a budding relationship - to which this very list can attest.<br />
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'''11) Chris doesn't try.''' Throughout his whole life, Chris has not had even one [[TRUE and HONEST|real]] girlfriend. The reason for this is simple: he won't initiate. Chris is well known to have a fear of talking to women, even [[How to Talk to Girls|resorting to a book to try and get over his anxiety]]. While not as true today, men are supposed to play the role of the "go-getter", and try to woo over "the fair lady". How does the scenario play out in this autistic's mind? Stand around with an [[attraction sign]] with [[Chris and his Ego|ridiculous requirements]]. Back in the day, even if a girl did express interest, Chris would've been too shy to even talk back to her. He's a little more confident today, but it's hardly done wonders for his chances of scoring - instead, he'll turn her off with a cheesy, ham-fisted attempt at a pickup line that just makes him look incredibly creepy and out-of-touch. If there was such a girl who could and would overcome these barriers, the odds that she would meet his standards (just in appearance) are about 1 in 100. And if that ''still'' isn't enough, Chris would never stick to his sweetheart. In his entire life, he has barely had any friends, so what makes anyone in the whole world think he is capable of having a girlfriend? If he is, then his habit of holding back on anything that requires effort and no immediate reward (like moving out, getting a job, maintaining a social life, etc.) will inevitably keep Chris from ever catching that one [[I Got A Fish|fish]] out there.<br />
<br />
== Present situation ==<br />
<br />
[[File:NaiveChrisHedgehog.gif|thumb|right|300px|This is what Chris's break-ups are like.]]<br />
<br />
In July 2015,<ref>[https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sweetheart&diff=188584&oldid=188265 Revision] as of 26 July 2015.</ref> the CWCki originally concluded that no person - male, female or [[Tomgirl Saga|other]] - would likely find him attractive, but there was still a small window of opportunity for Chris to improve his chances of enticing a sweetheart, with a major lifestyle overhaul and some serious self-betterment.<br />
<br />
Unfortunately, that window of opportunity has closed: in addition to all the reasons listed above, Chris has given up on reality with the [[Dimensional Merge]]. What little remained of his chances of attracting a sweetheart disappeared in 2018, when Chris ended his [[Love Quest]] by marrying some of his [[Polyamorous marriage|imaginary OCs]], and then [[Love_Quest#Idea Guys influences|declined]] an offer of a date with a female fan cosplaying as him because of his imaginary marriage.<br />
<br />
Even ''more'' unfortunately, that window of opportunity had not closed as we once thought it did. in late [[July 2021]], the [[incest call]] was leaked, and the grim truth of Chris's love-life came to the surface. Called "the [[Twin Falling Towers|9/11]] of the internet" by some, it turned out that Chris had been in a sexual relationship with his mother since at least June of that year. It is unlikely that [[Barb]] could be considered a real sweetheart of Chris's, since their sexual relationship was probably nonconsensual. If Chris wasn't forcing himself on his mother continuously, there's a high chance that she felt pressured to satisfy Chris's desires and decided to go along with him. This event adds one last reason for why the chances of Chris getting a sweetheart are astronomically low: nobody wants to date a literal motherfucker.<br />
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==References==<br />
<references /><br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Boyfriend-free girl]]<br />
*[[Gal pal]]<br />
*[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)]]<br />
*[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor]]<br />
*[[Love Quest]]<br />
*[[Noviophobia]]<br />
*[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]<br />
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{{Love quest}}<br />
{{CWC-isms}}</div>ParkerHaley2003https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Null&diff=287225Null2022-04-29T07:11:49Z<p>ParkerHaley2003: </p>
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<div>{{Honest}}<br />
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{{quote|I systematically dismantled all these people taking advantage of him.|Null, summarizing "Operation: Kingsnake".<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJXVdmPN9jM YouTube - "Null (Owner of Kiwi Farms) talks dismantling Idea Guys"]</ref>}}<br />
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{{quote|Oh! My goodness!!! [[Bisexual|You are sooo handsome and cute]]!!!|Chris, [[May 2018]], while receiving help from Null.<ref>[[:File:CWC drawing for Joshua Moon.jpg]]</ref>}}<br />
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{{quote|Even a look into Null’s eyes reveals his demonic influence, even photographed.|Chris, [[November 2019]], after having been [[brainwashed]] by [[Jacob Sockness]] into believing Null is evil.<ref name=demonic>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1190919083606335488</ref>}}<br />
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|label1 = Name<br />
|data1 = Joshua Conner Moon<br />
|label2 = Also known as<br />
|data2 = "Null"<br>"Jersh"<br>"Jewsh"<br>"KiwiMac"<ref>[[:File:KiwiMacCard.png]]</ref><br />
|label3 = Date of Birth<br />
|data3 = 19 December 1992 (age {{Age|1992|12|19}})<br />
|label4 = Gender<br />
|data4 = Male<br />
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]<br />
|label5 = Nationality<br />
|data5 = [[United States|American]], currently living in [[Remove Kebab|Serbia]]<br />
|data6 = White<br />
|label7 = Occupation<br />
|data7 = ''[[Guard Dog]] (former)''<Br>Owner of [[Kiwi Farms]]<br />
|<br />
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'''Joshua Conner Moon''', better known by his online alias '''"Null"''', is the current owner of [[Kiwi Farms]] (formerly the [[CWCki Forums]]). He was a former advisor for [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]. Though he initially led the forum as a way of monitoring and documenting Chris's shenanigans, over time he shifted focus away from Chris after his father died. From there, he would occasionally contact Chris when it was determined that Chris needed help, like after the [[2014 house fire]] or during the saga of the [[self-inflicted taint wound]].<br />
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During the spring of 2018, Null began acting as one of Chris's volunteer advisors, alongside fellow [[Guard Dogs]] The Captain and Marvin, helping him by filtering his email messages to weed out [[ween]] messages from legitimate [[business]] dealings,<ref>[https://archive.md/M8n3n Null discussing Chris' legitimate business offers]</ref> as well as offering advice, such as warning Chris not to invade people's personal space at other conventions after Chris' behavior had gotten him [[banned|kicked out]] of [[TooManyGames]]. He had felt motivated to assist Chris after learning that the [[Idea Guys]] had scammed Chris out of enough money to put him at risk of losing his home.<ref name="currenttrolls">[https://archive.md/dWRg3 Null on Chris' current-day trolling]</ref><br />
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Null's participation dwindled for a while, but Chris reconciled with him for a while early in [[2021]]. Null positioned himself to be something of a caretaker for Chris, being one of the few people that he would listen to, organizing travel plans for him to safely get to conventions while also getting him in the habit of completing commission work to fund those travel plans. He stated that when [[Barbara]] dies, he had plans to try to get Chris into assisted living.<br />
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Of course, things did not work out that way. In the wake of the July 2021 [[Affair with Mother|incest]] allegations against Chris, Null had a conversation with Chris in which he found that Chris lied about his financial situation and that Chris had taken money from Barbara's bank account in a potential violation of his EPO. Following the conversation, Null cut ties with Chris, while Chris felt betrayed that the information about his incestuous acts came to light. Chris now sees Null as a Judas Iscariot-like figure once his [[Messiah complex]] reached new heights, since he now believes himself to be Jesus reincarnated.<br />
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==Ownership of Kiwi Farms==<br />
{{main|Kiwi Farms}}<br />
{{quote|I started hosting the CWCki Forums in [[2013]]. Before [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] died, trolling Chris was particularly funny, but after Bob has died, it has become less funny and more miserable every goddamn year.|Null, on Chris' [[weens|current-day trolls]].<ref name="currenttrolls" />}}<br />
Previously existing as a Chris-focused message board in various iterations, in February 2015 the CWCki Forums was consolidated into the Kiwi Farms, shifting focus away from just Chris as the board expanded its horizons to other potential lolcows. Though he wasn't its founder, Null is the current owner of the site, though has often referred to Chris as a "dead cow" and largely shifts his focus to moderating the other boards.<ref>[https://archive.md/LXgYS Null deems Chris a "dead cow"]</ref><br />
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In November 2014, Null wrote a post on how he had closed down a private discussion subforum used by trolls. He did so in an attempt to discourage trolls after [[Thetan]] and [[Cousin Al]]'s antics (respectively, impersonating multiple people in Chris's life, and rooting through Chris's garbage), saying that the impact on Chris's personal life was too great to permit the private subforum to remain.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/x-post-closure-of-the-cwcki-forums-private-discussion-board.5783/</ref><br />
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==On-again, off-again advisor==<br />
[[File:BBOSBox.jpg|thumb|200px|The Kiwi Farms care package.]]<br />
[[File:BBOSLetter.jpg|thumb|200px|The smaller items included, including a letter.]]<br />
===Fundraiser===<br />
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In 2014, after Chris [[14_Branchland_Court#Destruction_of_the_Chandler_Household|accidentally burned down his house]], Null sympathized, as he himself had suffered a house fire in his youth. He organized a fundraiser on the forum that resulted in several hundred dollars worth of supplies being sent as a care package for Chris to get on his feet again, with the remainder of the amount sent as a money order. Mistakenly thinking that the money order was signed incorrectly (and thus rendered useless), Chris insulted Null by calling him a "{{w|Dodo}} brain" on Facebook.<ref>[[January 2014 Facebook Posts#Hey, Dodo Brain!]]</ref> In 2017, Chris piled on by tweeting "Null is a dull lull; [[random-access humor|LOL]].<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts]]</ref>"<br />
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===Involvement with Guard Dogs===<br />
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Null pushed to have the [[Idea Guys]] investigated for their alleged extortion and blackmailing of Chris. For a time, Null assisted Chris by screening his messages to separate [[ween]] and [[troll]] e-mails from legitimate [[business]] dealings. The other Guard Dogs had vouched for Null to Chris, who rationalized the inclusion of Null – whom he would have considered a troll at any other point in time due to his ownership of [[Kiwi Farms]] – by playing make-believe that Stan Smith, a character from ''American Dad!'', had vouched for Null as well:<br />
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{{quote|when Chris first started messaging me he said that Stan Smith from ''American Dad'' said I was somehow affiliated with the FBI/CIA, which I think is entirely his head canon. If you wonder why I'm a big softy with Chris, there's a good example.|Null<ref name=stan>https://archive.md/rh1K0</ref>}}<br />
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[[File:CWC drawing for Joshua Moon.jpg|thumb|250px|Drawing Chris sent to Null. Note how uncomfortable Null's Ponysona looks after Chris hits on him.]]<br />
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Chris's communication with Null got off to a rocky start. Null tried to avoid the subject of Chris's delusions as he did not want to further damage Chris's mental state, but Chris insisted on bringing up the matter. Null was subsequently horrified by what he had learned about Chris's deteriorating psyche:<br />
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{{quote|He is utterly convinced [fictional characters are real]. I can't approach the topic with him at all. The first thing he asked me when we started talking was if I believed in the alternate dimensions and I said no. He got very mad, started describing his adventures, and I had to walk it back by saying "I can only speak on experience".|Null<ref>https://archive.md/kMRyG</ref>}}<br />
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Shortly after beginning talks with Null, Chris drew an art piece of him as a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' character to show appreciation for his Guard Dog-related efforts in May 2018, and followed Kiwi Farms's Twitter account a few days later. The drawing features Chris calling Null "handsome and cute". In spite of the best efforts of the Guard Dogs, however, Chris continued to hold many of the Idea Guy-based delusions to his heart as he eagerly anticipated the [[Dimensional Merge]] and his role in it.<br />
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===Disillusionment with Chris===<br />
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However, despite efforts from Null and the other Guard Dogs, Chris still managed to bumble his way into the embrace of trolls such as the [[Teen Troon Squad]]. In addition, Chris constantly tried to steer conversations towards his fantasies as a distraction from reality that the Guard Dogs would bring up, as seen in [[Guard Dog chats]]. Null was eventually alienated by this behavior and walked away from Chris.<br />
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On 25 [[August 2019]], Chris, during his phase of role-playing as [[Magi-Chan]], attempted to get back in contact with Null, though Chris got upset and ragequit when Null refused to entertain his delusions.<br />
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{{quote|Chris just sent me some shit out of the blue and he immediately got upset and shut up after I addressed him as "Chris" instead of Magichan. Every single time I see this ludicrous faggot shit he's doing it's like losing {{w|Terry A. Davis|Terry [Davis]}} again. It makes me so fucking sad.|Null<ref>https://archive.md/k62h6</ref>}}<br />
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Months later, when a Kiwi Farms user wondered if Null would be intervening with [[Jacob Sockness]] during that saga, Null reiterated his stance that he had washed his hands of Chris:<br />
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{{quote|I'm not doing shit. Stop tagging me into the Chris board. I don't care.|Null<ref>https://archive.md/R2ZMj</ref>}}<br />
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===Chris turns against Null===<br />
{{quote|Even Null will be cowering before the judgment of the good deities, including Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, herself.|Chris, June 2020, during his phase of [[role-play]]ing as [[Sonichu]].<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1267923788412452866?s=19</ref>}}<br />
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In [[November 2019]], Sockness, intent on [[Chris and manipulation|manipulating]] Chris to trust only him, maligned Null to Chris, telling Chris that Null was a murderer and accused him of being "the devil in human flesh".<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20191103065043if_/https://twitter.com/wkbh1983/status/1190880485716582400 2 Nov 2019 tweet (archive)]</ref><br />
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Since Sockness had been giving validation for Chris's Dimensional Merge beliefs, Chris easily took his word on Null, who had only given help based in reality and refused to entertain Chris's fantasies during his time as a Guard Dog. Chris then took to Twitter to denigrate Null and the Kiwi Farms. Among his quotes:<br />
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{{quotebox|I personally attest and confirm to these things against the Farms and Null. I am well-aware that not Everyone on the Farms is evil, but I still see genuine good amongst the remainder. Even a look into Null’s eyes reveals his demonic influence, even photographed. But, at this point and juncture, I feel it is time that I step up and finally begin the process of taking down the KiwiFarms for good. Everyone with genuine good in your hearts, I implore you all to leave the web forum for good. The time of its downfall in these set of events is upon us. I stand with the Good People in deity-level Light Power to take down the evils Null has been trying to influence upon everyone. The lives of those taken by his influence shall not have been lost in vain. Null, Troll Us No More! ⚡️💙⚡️<ref name=demonic></ref>}}<br />
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{{quotebox|Look, I Understand how this affects y’all, the good peoples; I am not blind to that. Which is Why I am encouraging all of you to ditch the KiwiFarms and escape Null’s deceptive grasp. Don’t let yourselves continue to be linked to this slew of murderous links and malintentions.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1191058119901749249</ref>}}<br />
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{{quotebox|[...] defending the Earths from the likes of Null and Jakoba. ⚡️💙⚡️<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1191800205626298369</ref>}}<br />
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Chris further stated that pony Null would die in the Dimensional Merge, while noting that the Idea Guys would live:<br />
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{{quotebox|I have read, re-read and meditated on this event: I confirm that [Sockness's assertion that trolls will not survive the Merge as their OCs will be wiped out] happens to the self-counterparts of all Haters and really bad people of 1218, as they were isolated in this one distant “Troll City”; All neutral and Good Trolls remain unaffected, as well as the few select bad people and haters, as they are fated to continue for a future judgment and retribution, such as [[Idea Guys|IdeaGuy and Boyd]] paying back what they extorted. I do confirm, that not of a disease, but a fated event literally took out Null’s Equestria (Pony) OC and self-counterpart, even though drawn by my hand some time ago. This had happened beyond my own control. So, among the bulk of Haters, Null will not survive.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1193056298750955525</ref>}}<br />
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===Allies again===<br />
[[File:CWCCoinPose.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris attempts to photograph a profile shot of himself for Null's coin run.]]<br />
{{quote|Moon is an ally; we are of neutral feeling about him, and we are most grateful for his help and abilities throughout all of these times, despite his consciously spoken “disbelief” in things “fictional”, regardless of them all being literal fact and happening as we speak.|Chris in [[Discord Q&A 2]], August 2020.}}<br />
[[File:Nullcwccoin.jpg|thumb|100px|Final design of the coin.]]<br />
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After [[Sockness]]'s influence over Chris ended, Chris viewed Null as an ally once again. Null assisted Chris with arranging potential interviews.<ref>[[November 2020 social media posts#Dimensional merge stuff]]</ref> In February 2021, Null asked Chris for permission to use his image in selling of coins for a Kiwi Farms merch run, also offering compensation for using his likeness,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-8761272 (https://archive.fo/9C4Z1)</ref> which Chris agreed to and promoted the coins on his Twitter.<ref>https://twitter.com/Job4_2/status/1381713091092738052 (Archive https://archive.fo/9FDsh)</ref><br />
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Null has stated that he has a plan for assisting Chris with housing for after his mother passes away.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/post-9187706</ref><br />
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At some point, Chris tried asking Null to kill someone.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/post-9662488</ref><br />
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In June 2021, Null announced that Chris will attend [[Everfree Northwest]], a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention to be held on 13 August 2021. He mentioned vetoing Chris's plan to drive there and recommended taking a flight, and said he will help Chris with financial arrangements.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-is-going-everfree-northwest.93521/ (https://archive.fo/iHdQU)</ref> On 9 July, Null created [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|a GoFundMe campaign to raise money for the trip]]. The GoFundMe met its $1000 goal 6 hours after going live. Throughout the majority of [[July 2021]], Null would help Chris by continuing to organize and update the GoFundMe campaign.<br />
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===Null cuts ties===<br />
{{See also|Affair with Mother}}<br />
{{quote|I have to come to terms with the fact that Chris was fucking retarded, he's always been fucking retarded, and now on top of everything - on top of learning that he can't learn, I have to realize that he's malicious! He knows that doing these things are wrong and he doesn't care! Because if he gets away with it, that's all that matters.|Null, finally realizing the truth.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPjmy3K7uT8 Null's Last Interaction With Chris-Chan]</ref>}}<br />
On 30 July 2021, after evidence surfaced of Chris committing [[Chris and sex#Incest|incest]] with Barb, Everfree Northwest banned Chris from their convention. Null then decided to refund the GoFundMe donors their money as the GoFundMe no longer served a legitimate purpose.<ref>[[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW#Update 4]]</ref><br />
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The following day on 31 July 2021, during the fallout from the aforementioned incest allegations against Chris, who was now legally barred from [[14 Branchland Court]] and from contacting his mother for a week by Emergency Protective Order, a conversation was held between Null and Chris. Null, who was allowed by Chris to help manage his email account, noticed an email notification from a bank showing a transfer of $750 from Barbara's bank account to Chris. When asked, Chris initially denied transferring any money, but later admitted to lying to Null about the funds after being confronted with proof. <br />
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Null then notified the police that Chris had taken money from Barbara in a potential violation of the EPO and then cut all ties with Chris, blocking him on [[Twitter]] and telegram.<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris takes money from Barb]]</ref><br />
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==Post-breakup==<br />
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In [[September 2021|September]], Chris, from jail, directed [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|a letter to Null]] in which he expressed upset at Null for "betraying" him over revealing the theft and mentioned that he had taken the money because he had felt uncomfortable sleeping in his car in a parking lot. He compared Null's behavior to Judas's betrayal of Jesus in the [[Chris and religion|Bible]]. The money which Chris had stolen had gone to a motel room for himself.<ref>[[Jail Saga#Arrest]]</ref><br />
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==Gallery==<br />
<center><gallery><br />
File:CWC follows Kiwi Farms.png|Chris follows [[Kiwi Farms]].<br />
File:Sonichu 12-9 Bonus Pull-Out Poster.jpg|Pony Null appears in a bonus page for [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]].<br />
File:July9Artwork.jpg|Artwork Chris made for Null in order to promote the July 2021 GoFundMe campaign.<br />
File:KiwiMacCard.png|Null's ponysona defending [[Nightstar]] on a [[TSSSF]] card.<br />
File:Teammates2021Card.png|Another TSSSF card.<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Kiwi Farms]]<br />
*[[Guard Dogs]]<br />
*[[Idea Guys]]<br />
*[[Null DMs]]<br />
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== Sources ==<br />
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{{IdeaGuySaga}}<br />
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{{IncestSaga}}<br />
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[[File:396-PokePizzaria.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris's dream restaurant. At least he's honest about how fat that crap will make you.]]<br />
[[Chris]] isn't much of a cook, nor are any of the current or former residents of [[14 Branchland Court]]. When Chris isn't eating reheated frozen dinners, he's usually chowing down at a variety of local '''restaurants'''. Keeping with the theme of [[Chris and brand loyalty|commercial consumerism]], all of Chris's favorite restaurants are chains.<br />
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==Applebee's==<br />
'''[[Wikipedia:Applebee's|Applebee's]]''' is a popular chain of sit-down restaurants. Chris has occasionally eaten here, but it's generally too dear for his budget. His most notable visit was [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript|his date]] with [[Catherine]] and her [[Cousin Al|cousin Al]] on 31 [[October 2014]], where he horrified staff and patrons alike. During the [[father call]], he mentions taking Kacey there and leaving a 15% tip on a bill of (somehow) ten dollars – a whole $1.50.<br />
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== Arby's ==<br />
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'''[[:wikipedia:Arby's|Arby's]]''' is a large quick-service sandwich chain known for having the meats. In one [[IRC (18 December 2008)|IRC chat]] Chris considered Arby's as one of the possible restaurants to which he will take his first date.<br />
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== Baja Bean ==<br />
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'''Baja Bean''' is a small chain serving Mexican food. A look at their website suggests they have only two restaurants, one of which is in Richmond.<ref>[http://bajabean.com/ Baja Bean's website]</ref> Interestingly, their location in Richmond is located only blocks from where Barb raised Cole Smithey. They also had a location in Charlottesville that Chris is known to have visited, but this has since closed down.<br />
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===Appearances===<br />
*Chris tried to set up a meeting with [[Regina e-mails|Regina]] at that restaurant.<ref>[[Regina e-mails#Chris rambles like a motherfucker]]</ref><br />
*On 25 [[October 2010]] Chris mentioned that he once went to Baja Bean at Charlottesville but does not go there much anymore.<ref>[[DayOut]]</ref><br />
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== Burger King ==<br />
{{main|Burger King}}<br />
Chris favors McDonald's, whereas [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] preferred its rival, Burger King. Thus, Chris usually only ate here when he was out with his father.<br />
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== Chick-fil-A ==<br />
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[[Image:ChickFilA.jpg|thumb|right|Admittedly, the store might've been a [[Chris and writing|literary influence]].]]<br />
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'''Chick-fil-A''' is a fast-food restaurant chain originating in the American South that Chris frequents, famous for its chicken sandwiches and lemonade and for always being closed on Sundays (due to their founder's Christian "seventh day of rest" beliefs). Chick-fil-A is generally considered to be one of the healthier fast food options in the United States.<ref>http://health.yahoo.com/experts/eatthis/11230/americas-bestand-worstrestaurants</ref> However, Chris has mentioned it much less often than its [[Chris and health|artery-clogging]] big brother, [[McDonald's]]. The reason for this is unknown; possibilities include [[Chris and brand loyalty|its lack of marketing campaigns]] aimed at [[Chris|children]] or [[Chris and contests|an absence of foolish sweepstakes]] or [[My Coke Rewards|"reward programs"]]. As such, Chris has never been banned from a Chick-fil-A in an [[Sonichu 3#Sub-Episode 4: Christian Chandler in "McAttack"|epic showdown]] battling [[jerkop|jerkops]]. Even when the company came under fire for its founder's anti-[[homosexuality]] views and its involvements in "family values" movements, both of which would likely endear it to Chris, it did not seem to curry any favor with him.<br />
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===Appearances===<br />
*Chris met up with [[Emily]] in front of the Chick-fil-A at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]]. [[Apology to Emily|Or at least tried to by calling out to the patrons (who were undoubtedly amused and perplexed)]].<br />
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*The Fashion Square Chick-fil-A was the site of one of the missed meetings between Chris and [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]]'s agents during the drama over destroying Chris's [[PS3]].<br />
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*The [[CWCville Shopping Center]] includes a lone Chick-fil-A on the second floor.<br />
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== Collegeville Italian Bakery ==<br />
'''Collegeville Italian Bakery Pizzeria Napoletana''' is an Italian restaurant in the [[wikipedia:Philadelphia|Philadelphia]] suburb of [[wikipedia:Collegeville, Pennsylvania|Collegeville]]. Chris visited on 23 [[June 2018]] after he was booted from the [[TooManyGames]] convention for inappropriate behavior. He plugged the restaurant on [[Twitter]] and suggested a new pizza called "The Sonichu Zap!" made with yellow peppers.<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1010629975366668288</ref><br />
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== Country Cookin ==<br />
[[File:Son11p25.jpg|thumb|Simonla calls for Country Cookin.]]<br />
'''Country Cookin''' was [[Christian]]'s not-quite-fast-food restaurant of choice. It was a Virginia-based chain of rustic steak house/buffet and grill restaurants, akin to [[Golden Corral]], ''Roadhouse Grill'' or ''Ponderosa/Bonanza Steakhouse'' in the US, and ''Harvester'', ''Beefeater'' or ''Brewer's Fayre'' in the [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|United Kingdom]].<br />
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Chris had mentioned it on several occasions and even had taken his troll friend [[Joshua Martinez]] there.<br />
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The company closed all of its locations in [[October 2020]] as a result of the [[COVID-19]] pandemic.<br />
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===References by Chris===<br />
* In an e-mail conversation with [[Anna McLerran]] from 2007, Chris mentioned his regular trips to the restaurant with Joshua.<br />
* In [[Mumble 2]], Chris mentioned Country Cookin as one of his favorite restaurants.<br />
* A Country Cookin branch is located in the [[CWCville Shopping Center]].<br />
*In [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], a newly-resurrected [[Simonla]] recommends going for some Country Cookin food.<br />
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==El Agave==<br />
A Mexican restaurant chain with a location in Ruckersville where Chris and his parents have eaten.<br />
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===References by Chris===<br />
* In [[Jackie Chat 8]], Chris mentions going to El Agave with his parents using his [[monthly tugboat|tugboat]] money.<br />
* In [[September 2013]], Chris scraped a woman's car while backing up in the El Agave parking lot.<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#God Trolls Chris Yet Again]]</ref><ref>[[MHS classmate E-mails]]</ref><br />
* [[Enablers|Sonic Rainboom]]'s $500 Visa card gift to Chris shows that he purchased food from El Agave four times between 19 September and 30 [[September 2015]].<ref>https://sonichu.com/w/images/0/08/Sonic_rainboom_%24500_1.png</ref><br />
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== Golden Corral ==<br />
'''Golden Corral''' is an all-you-can-eat buffet chain, well-known in the American South and Midwest as ''the'' place to go for a maximum ratio of calories consumed to cash expended. Just don't think too much about where it all came from. During Chris's [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|date with Emily]], [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] mentions that he had a heart attack there while paying for the family's meal, but was caught by [[Barb]] before he fell to the floor.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Bob's health problems revisited (0:29:59–0:32:11)]]</ref> Despite this, it was one of Chris's favorite places to eat, probably since he could [[obesity|stuff his face]] with fatty, low-quality food at a [[Chris and money|low price]]. However, the Charlottesville branch went out of business in 2010<ref>http://www.dailyprogress.com/news/article_65967a91-e979-5f58-9c05-093af6241996.html</ref> and became a [[China|Chinese]] buffet.<ref>http://www.yelp.com/biz/hibachi-grill-supreme-buffet-charlottesville</ref><br />
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===References by Chris===<br />
*[[Caitlin]], a waitress Chris had a crush on for a day or so, worked at Golden Corral.<br />
*In [[Mumble 2]], he mentioned that it's one of his favorite places to eat.<br />
*Describing his ideal date spots in an [[IRC (18 December 2008)|IRC chat]], Chris proposed Golden Corral as a second-date destination.<br />
*Chris's visits to the Corral with his family seem to be tightly scheduled. In a [[MySpace]] conversation from 4 September 2005, he noted that they'd be there from 3:30 to 4:45 the next day.<br />
*Perhaps because of that precise schedule, or perhaps because he was simply overwhelmed by [[stress]], during his final [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 13|Skype conversation with BlueSpike]] Chris unexpectedly abandoned the conversation to take off for the Corral.<br />
*Chris listed it as his favorite restaurant in his profile at [[The Hook Cafe|''The HooK'' Cafe]].<br />
*In a [[May 2014 Facebook Posts|May 2014 Facebook]] post, responding to news that a fire had destroyed the Chinese restaurant where the Golden Corral once stood, he angrily demanded that his favorite restaurant be rebuilt on the site.<br />
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==IHOP==<br />
A restaurant chain best known for its pancakes and other breakfast foods. Chris's parents would go there for dinner every week during the classic Chris era to take advantage of the senior discount.<ref>[[Kacey Call 11]]</ref> Chris was usually not brought along (ostensibly because it would disqualify them from the discount), but his parents would get takeout with their meal and bring it home to him afterwards. Chris was fond of their grilled chicken sandwiches.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 1]]</ref><ref>[[Kacey Call 6]]</ref><br />
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===References by Chris===<br />
*Chris discusses IHOP in [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 1]].<br />
*Chris discusses IHOP again in [[Kacey Call 6]]. Kacey takes issue with the fact that Chris's parents go to a pancake house for sandwiches.<br />
*Chris mentions IHOP in [[Kacey Call 11]].<br />
*Chris mentions IHOP in [[DayOut]].<br />
*In [[Common Questions]] Chris mentions IHOP as one of the restaurants he goes to besides McDonald's or Burger King.<br />
*In [[Jackie Chat 8]] Chris claims that he treated his parents to dinner at IHOP twice in one month using his [[monthly tugboat|tugboat]] money. Since Chris has previously said that his parents routinely go there without him and that it is cheaper for them to pay for the food using their senior discount, this claim is dubious.<br />
*In the [[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails]] Chris mentions going to IHOP on his 32nd birthday for the free ice cream dinner.<br />
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==McDonald's==<br />
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Chris's cheap-and-easy fast food of choice. When he wanted to cut down on his Big Mac and McNugget intake, he stopped eating there... more than twice a week or so.<br />
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==Papa John's Pizza==<br />
A pizza chain with a location in Ruckersville.<br />
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===References by Chris===<br />
* [[Enablers|Sonic Rainboom]]'s $500 Visa card gift to Chris shows that he purchased $12.46 food from Papa John's on 24 [[September 2015]].<ref>https://sonichu.com/w/images/0/08/Sonic_rainboom_%24500_1.png</ref><br />
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==Rylie's Diner==<br />
'''Rylie's Diner''' (misspelled as "Riley's Diner" by Chris) is a diner in Ruckersville where Bob and Barb once ate. Barb got in an argument with the "bitchy" owner for bringing a [[q-sand]] from McDonald's into the restaurant and continuing to eat it even when told by the owner to stop. Barb was told to leave, at which point she walked out to her car with her cup of tea from the restaurant in hand and filled up her own personal cup with it. Unsurprisingly, Chris took his mother's side in the quarrel.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 31]]</ref><br />
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== Sheetz == <br />
Sheetz is a hybrid gas station/mini-mart chain based in Pennsylvania, with stores in five other states (including Virginia) in the United States. Among the chain's selling points is an array of fast food options.<br />
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===References by Chris===<br />
*Chris ended [[Mumble 5]] by saying he needed to [[duck]] out to Sheetz to get his mother a sandwich.<br />
*In the e-mail revealing the [[muscle bra]], Chris mentioned that he'd sought a job application at Sheetz.<br />
*Chris bought gas at a Sheetz in Streetsboro, Ohio on his [[Ohio trip|trip to Cleveland]] in [[February 2009]].<br />
*Attempting to defend his dietary choices in one of the [[Kacey Call 8|Kacey phone calls]], Chris claimed that he enjoyed fruit smoothies from Sheetz (which can easily crack 600 calories apiece).[[File:Nnocac.jpg|thumb|right|Note he ordered no [[pickles]]]]<br />
*On 4 [[June 2011]], Chris told [[Jackie]] that recently he was at Sheetz with his mother, where a man approached Chris and asked him if he were a homosexual. Chris replied that he was a [[Tomgirl]].<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 28]]</ref><br />
*On 2 [[September 2013]], Chris wrote on [[Facebook]] that a couple of weeks earlier (presumably at August) he met [[Michael Snyder]] in [[Ruckersville]] at Sheetz and at [[McDonald's]] in the same morning. During the Sheetz encounter Snyder gave Chris the finger, while at the McDonald's encounter Snyder told Chris that he won't hurt him.<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Offline Troll/Bully]]</ref><br />
*On 15 [[June 2014]], Chris gave Sheetz a [[:File:CWCreviewsSheetz.png|five-star review]] on [[June 2014 Facebook Posts|Facebook]].<br />
*On 29 [[July 2018]], Chris, driving his mother's Dodge Caravan back home from [[BronyCon]], found that the car had broken down while at a Sheetz gas station in Bealeton, VA. He recorded [[Waiting for the tow truck]].<br />
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== Sonic ==<br />
[[wikipedia:Sonic Drive-In|Sonic Drive-In]] is a fast food drive-in chain which coincidentally has the same name as our autistic hero's [[Sonic the Hedgehog|favorite video game franchise]]. It has no locations in Chris's area, so he is not a regular patron. During his [[Ohio trip]], however, Chris visited a Sonic location in [[wikipedia:Streetsboro, Ohio|Streetsboro, Ohio]], perhaps intrigued by the restaurant's name. He ordered a hamburger with mayonnaise and no [[pickles]] and a lemonberry slushie "made from real fruit."<ref>[[Sarah May Skype Logs]]</ref><br />
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==Starbucks==<br />
'''Starbucks''' is a very popular Seattle-based coffee chain which Chris has used as a place for dates and meetings with strangers as well as to satisfy his craving for sugary drinks. There is a Starbucks café near [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]]; there used to be a Starbucks kiosk inside the mall as well. Chris has patronized both locations.<br />
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===References by Chris===<br />
* The [[CWCville Shopping Center]] includes a Starbucks on the first floor.<br />
* [[Hanna]] worked at the Starbucks kiosk at Charlottesville Fashion Square. Her "date" with Chris involved buying drinks from the kiosk.<br />
* Chris went to the Starbucks kiosk with [[Kacey]] and [[Kim]] sometime in 2009.<ref>[[Kacey#Kacey Date Log]]</ref><br />
* In the [[Jackie E-mails]] Chris repeatedly tries to set up a date with [[Jackie]] at the Starbucks café throughout summer 2010.<br />
* Chris arranged to meet [[Surfshack Tito|Tito]] and [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]]'s agent at the Starbucks kiosk on 31 August 2010 to receive his reward for destroying his PS3. He waited around there for over an hour but nobody turned up.<ref>[[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]]</ref><br />
* In two [[April 2017 Facebook posts|Facebook posts]] from [[April 2017]] Chris praises Starbucks's [[wikipedia:Unicorn Frappuccino|Unicorn Frappuccino]].<br />
* [[Toffee Rosechu|Toffee]] and [[Punchy]]'s first date takes place at the CWCville Shopping Center Starbucks.<ref>[[July 2021 social media posts#Toffee and Punchy]]</ref>.<br />
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== Subway ==<br />
[[wikipedia:Subway (restaurant)|Subway]] is the world's largest fast-food chain, selling cheap and mediocre submarine sandwiches. Chris mentioned a nearby Subway in the [[DayOut]] videos, and said that he likes Subway in [[2021 Jail Call|a call from jail]]. "Foglechu", named for former Subway mascot and convicted [[pedofork]] [[Wikipedia:Jared Fogle|Jared Fogle]], was one of [[The 69 Destined Sonichus and Rosechus]].<br />
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==Taco Bell==<br />
A "Mexican-inspired" fast-food chain with a location in Ruckersville.<br />
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===References by Chris===<br />
* [[Enablers|Sonic Rainboom]]'s $500 Visa card gift to Chris shows that he purchased $5.47 worth of food from Taco Bell on 26 [[September 2015]].<ref>https://sonichu.com/w/images/0/08/Sonic_rainboom_%24500_1.png</ref><br />
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== TGI Fridays ==<br />
[[wikipedia:TGI Fridays|TGI Fridays]] is a casual dining chain where Chris used to hang out with his friend [[Joshua Martinez]]. Chris usually paid for both of their meals. On one occasion Chris had no money for food, so Josh paid for his own meal and ate while Chris looked on in envy.<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#Stalking]]</ref><br />
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As of [[2013]] Chris was still in the habit of going there, even though he and Josh had long ceased to be friends. He claimed that it was the only bar-like establishment which he still patronized, although he did not make it clear whether he came there to drink or merely to dine.<ref>[[Gal Pal E-mails 4#Madicon]]</ref><br />
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The chain's [[Charlottesville]] location, probably the one which Chris frequented, has since closed.<br />
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==Wood Grill Buffet==<br />
A buffet chain with a location in Charlottesville. Despite being a buffet restaurant, Chris seems to think of the place as a high-quality eatery.<br />
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===References by Chris===<br />
* In a [[Gal Pal E-mails#Rambling|Gal-pal email]] from November 2009, Chris mentions getting dressing for his Thanksgiving dinner at Wood Grill Buffet.<br />
* In a [[January 2014 Facebook Posts#Donations|Facebook post]] from January 2014, Chris asks for gift cards for restaurants such as Wood Grill Buffet, iHop, McDonald's and Burger King. He then disparages the latter two restaurants, claiming that they are "last choices" and that he prefers "good food".<br />
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==References==<br />
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{{quote|Yes, we could be Gal Pals, but you Have to also realize that I still have the Ugly Growth that if we were in bed, you could enjoy this [[Chris and reality|near seven incher]] damn [[Duck|cock]]!|This is verbatim what Chris e-mailed to Catherine.}}<br />
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{{quote|when it comes to Catherine, we actually used extensive inside information to orchestrate that [saga]. It actually affected Chris mentally way more than we thought it would, because he kept citing that 98% compatibility rating [from [[OKCupid]]] persistently when Catherine tried to break up with him. We specifically matched every answer we made with every answer he made.|[[Marvin]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-2798964 (archive: https://archive.fo/0wRXL)</ref>}}<br />
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| image = [[File:CandC.jpeg|250px|center]]<br />
|header1 = Information<br />
|label1 = Name<br />
|data1 = Catherine Sorrentino<br />
|label2 = Also known as<br />
|data2 = Catie<br>Catie-Heart<br />
|label4 = Gender<br />
|data4 = Female<br />
|label5 = Nationality<br />
|data5 = [[Daniel Weston|British]]<br />
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]<br />
|data6 = White<br />
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'''Catherine Sorrentino''' was, [[Chris and reality|according to Chris]] in mid-2014, his latest [[sweetheart]]. Little is known about her personally, only that she wasn't real and <s>admires</s> [[trolls]] lonely, crazy men. She had an English accent and heritage, and as such used [[Chris and Writing|British spelling]], which seems to have permanently impacted Chris's spelling. She was almost certainly white and younger than Chris, as his [[Attraction Sign|preferences]] preclude anything else. Although everyone knew her as Catie, Chris insisted on calling her Catherine. The two met on [[OKCupid]] in July 2014, when Christian discovered that she was a 97% match (which [[Autism|guarantees]] she's destined to bear his child), and pursued her. He kept her identity a secret until after their first date in late August. After several adventures, Catherine informed Chris in December that she was not interested in a relationship with him, sending him into another downward spiral of anger, loneliness and depression.<br />
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==The relationship revealed==<br />
[[Image:Catielego.jpg|thumb|A Lego depiction of Catie and her captor, from 17 August 2014. Notice Chris's skirt and heels, and the Rosechu medallion around Catie's neck.]]<br />
In early July 2014, fans discovered that Chris had created an updated [[OKCupid]] profile. Later that summer, Chris announced that he had found himself a new sweetheart. The first public indication was on 29 August, when a member of [[Kiwi Farms]] revealed that she had received an [[Autographed Photos|autographed photo]] of Chris which included a note, signed 18 August 2014, in which Chris said that he had a "girlfriend."<ref>[[Other_documents#Items_sent_by_Chris_to_a_CWCki_Forums_member]]</ref> On 31 August, Chris claimed on Facebook to have gone on a date with his girlfriend while wearing a [[Britney Spears]] perfume.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#First date?]]</ref> On the same day he also changed his Facebook relationship status from "single" to "in a relationship," and according to the status change, the relationship had begun on 9 July.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Life events]]</ref> In the next few weeks he made a few more Facebook references to his unnamed sweetheart. On 5 September, Chris told his eBay customers that the commissions they had ordered would be delayed because he was busy with his girlfriend.<ref>[[September 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris finally found a sweetheart?]]</ref> <br />
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Chris's fans were entertained by this new development, but there was great controversy over whether or not Catherine was a bona fide sweetheart. The responsible trolls did a good job of keeping a tight lid on things through the fall. On [[Twin Falling Towers|11 September]], Chris responded to his fanbase's skepticism with this status:<br />
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{{quote|I want to make something very clear. My Girlfriend and Sweetheart is Very Real; she is NOT a [[Hooker incident|Hooker or Prostitute]]. And I certainly am Not spending money on Hookers or Prostitutes.|Chris, carefully using the present tense<ref>[[September 2014 Facebook Posts#My Girlfriend is True and Honest]]</ref>}}<br />
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It would not be until December that the inner circle would spill the beans and finally reveal that Catherine had been a troll, initiating the leaking of documents.<br />
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==The date==<br />
{{main|Catie Date Conversation Transcript|IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court|Rental House Tour}}<br />
Catherine went on two real-life outings with Chris, the first of which, on 31 August, was considered a date by both parties. The account sheds light on how Chris's [[Women's rights|behavior towards women]] continues to be less than exemplary. Catherine's tale is below: <ref>http://kiwifar.ms/threads/2014-dec-19-caties-story.6598/</ref><br />
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{{Email|I approached the first date with Chris like most people approach online dating, you just set up some lunch or coffee date or some shit and see if you can tolerate one another without the computer screen. Except that I knew I was going to have to hand-wave and tolerate an awful lot of crazy shit, most of the early Catie interactions online were a lot like any budding online friendship via a dating site.<br />
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When I started out, it was entirely on my own with no involvement from Christorical figures and [[trolls]]. I didn't expect to get anywhere. Most would-be trolls don't. So there was no plan for an irl meeting since I'm too chicken to go it alone. When I got advice/help from other Christorians, that's when we put the idea together for a date.<br />
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I think I did refer to it as a "lunch date" or something like that, but it was the same routine I've gone though from online dating before. I tried to keep the Catie interactions as normal as possible, as weird as that probably sounds. Chris wanted to spend an entire day together, go [[bra]]-shopping at [[Target]] with him, wanted me to spend the night and watch movies with him, even asked me what I like for breakfast so he could buy it. It would have been kind of nice behavior if it weren't the first time he was going to meet this woman. I told him a few times that I wasn't going to spend the night with him, but he persisted in believing I would.<br />
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It took place the last weekend in August because it took a while to coordinate. By then, Chris had been chatting with "Catie" for about four weeks. My "[[Cousin Al]]" came with me so I wouldn't be alone with Chris at Applebee's. It was set for like 2pm or something but Chris told me he always likes to be half an hour early for dates ([[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|all]] [[Kacey|two]] of the ones he's had in his life?), so WE had to be there early so we could get there first. This is a rundown of the date itself from right after:<br />
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12:45pm: Arrived in [[Charlottesville]]. We knew Chris would be early since he said he was "always early for dates" though he's had all of like three dates in his life including this one. Took a few mins to adjust before going in and getting a seat. Faced the door so wE could see him coming.<br />
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1.10pm: VISUAL CONTACT ESTABLISHED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Al spotted him first in the car park, said, "It's either Chris or an ugly old woman." He looked right at us and I waved, and he sorta waved back, but got seated separately because [[autism]]. He was two booths down. I bit the bullet and went over. He wanted me to use some shitty-ass stupid pickup line, "What's a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this?" But I just asked if he was Christian. He all but leaped up and squawked, "CATHERINE! YOU'RE HERE!" Then he side hugged me before I could employ evasive tactics and I led him to our table. The look on the waitress's face was priceless. She may need serious therapy after this.<br />
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Chris was wearing a red T-shirt and grey undershirt, his "kilt" (really some old lady style plaid skirt to the calf) with turquoise tights, and grotty sneakers. I hoped he would wear high heels, since he said he likes wearing them. His [[hair]] looked like straw, probably from the bleach he used to use, and he had a silver hairband and green earrings. He had on blue eyeshadow and purple eyeliner and red lipstick that appear to have been applied by someone with advanced Parkinson's. He smelled very strongly of what we later found out was that [[Britney Spears|Brittany Spears]] purfume. He shook Al's hand and used hand sanitizer. He seemed genuinely amazed I was even there.<br />
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1.30 - 3.30pm: The date went really well. Chris had some trouble with volume control when we talked about [[Jerkops]] and we asked a lot about his conspiracy theories. He thinks [[Snyder]] bribed the police to beat him up and ran into their car himself and there are still trolls making it impossible for him to get work. We pressed him for details on his corruption conspiracies because we wanted to see how depraved they were, under the pretense that he could sue for millions. But after he couldnt come up with good answers he [[stress sigh]]ed, and we changed the subject.<br />
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We asked after [[Barb]]'s teeth. She has really bad cavities apparently.<br />
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[[Rental House|The rental]] is secured through [[November 2014|November]], according to Chris.<br />
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Chris expects Catie to move into [[14BC]] with him and Barb. He had previously expressed willingness to move to [another town in [[Virginia]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> with Catie, but he's either changed his mind or forgotten or both. Chris thinks Barb could handle little kids in the house too, when Al asked how he would have a family living with his mother. Chris thinks Barb would be a great babysitter and caretaker, so I guess there goes Chris's plans to be a House Husband.<br />
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He kept trying to hold my hand so I negotiated lunch like a t-Rex with strumpy little arms. Then he tried footsie under the table. And he stared at my tits a lot. I kept hoping Cousin Al would say something but he never did. In retrospect I should've called him out on it.<br />
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Barb's family apparently also think Barb is a useless drunken whore too. (Note: a few days after the meeting, Chris told me that when Barb was young, she aggressively went after her sister's husband or fiance. I think it might have been [[Minor_Family_Members#Aunt_Harriet_and_Uncle_Tom|Cousin Harriet's husband, Tom]]. Anyway, the family concluded that Barb is a shitty person and pretty much wrote her off, except [[Aunt Corina]] for some reason. Tom and Harriet still occasionally exchange pleasantries with Barb, but won't let her visit or even tell her their address.)<br />
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Chris now tips 15%; I gave the waitress all my singles and wrote "I am so sorry you had to see that, you're a trooper!" on the check.<br />
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3.30pm: We were going to escape to the "mechanic" where Catie's car was, but Chrissy wanted to follow us. When he offered to show us 14BC, we took him upon it. We followed him even though Al knew where we were going. Chris seriously drives like my demented old grandma who doesn't have a license anymore because she kept going the wrong way up one way streets.<br />
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Chris said, "This isn't how I imagined bringing a girl home!"<br />
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The place is.... Bad. Much smaller than I thought it would be, too. Its overgrown and there is broken glass everywhere. Everywhere you look there's STUFF, all garbage. [[Bob]]'s old workshop is full of rubbish. His greenhouse is doing slightly better but not much. There's an early 90s Cadillac in the yard covered in plant growth that hasn't been moved since the fire, they want to sell it and expect $2000 - $5000 for it.<br />
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Al expressed interest in buying some of Bob's records and chris was pretty happy about that. More [[Lego]] money!!<br />
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4pm: We go to the rental. It is literally stacked to the ceiling with stuff in places, no exaggeration. Chris occupies both upstairs rooms, one is full of Lego (including melted, warped [[fire]] damaged Lego, a lot of it), and the other has his same grotty bedding from the old house. He keeps a pic of Catie on his nightstand and practices kisses on it. I should have told him that was creepy as hell but at the time I was just way too stunned that he even had it there. He introduced me to Bob via an old picture. He kept putting his arm around me and getting creepy too close so I kept moving around and fake sneezing. I thought it was because he's creepy, Al thinks it's his autism, but it's likely both. Funnily enough he mentioned earlier that his experiences with [[Megan]] taught him NOT to do that touchy creepy thing. He was bragging about it.<br />
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We looked at his yearbooks. Physically handled them. He has two from his Seinor Year. They smell smoke damaged but aren't too bad. I never found out why he has two yearbooks, I think he said Barb gave him an order form and Bob also did. Nobody signed either, Chris seemed surprised at the suggestion that people sign yearbooks at all.<br />
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Barb was actually very pleasant. But I know abusive people: the mask of normalcy is their cover. She said I was very pretty and we chatted about family history and [[Cole]] nearly dying of a sinus infection when he was nineteen. Barb thinks the insurance agent hates her because she is "too smart" for them and too shrewd, rather than being a cantankerous old harpy.<br />
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The Chandler's pets pee and shit in the house on newspaper because they're too lazy to take them for walkies. [[Clover and Snoopy|The dogs]] are untrained, hate strangers, and are at least twenty pounds overweight. Their bellies all but drag on the floor. One nearly bit me when I offered to let it smell me.<br />
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When we made our escape, Chris said, "You asked what a girl like me was doing in a place like this?" (No Chris!!) "Well I'm waiting for the sweetest most honest woman in my life!" And put his arm around me to kiss me so I sneezed again to get him to back off. I waved at him when we got into the car and he still thinks I blew him a kiss.<br />
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He gave me a goodie bag of shit, mostly [[My Little Pony]] related. There were the two pictures he drew of me, and the CD. There was an MLP iPhone case because he also wanted to take me shopping for an iPhone to put on his plan so he could call me as much as he wanted. I turned him down but he said I could regift it. No clue what happened to it at this point.}}<br />
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==The bowling outing==<br />
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Catie's elective suffering didn't stop there. She treated herself to another outing with Chris, which she insisted was platonic. It didn't end well, with Chris refusing to be just friends. She has provided some description:<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/rental-house-audio-part-2.8403/page-9#post-600041]]</ref><br />
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{{Email|The dog's situation is really bad. I didn't know how bad until the second outing, and now months later I'm angry that I didn't do anything about it. There's just so much insanity in dealing with Chris that you sort of lose the ability to react any further.<br />
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The second outing nearly didn't happen because of a bunch of personal, car, and logistics issues on everyone's part. Barb had to go deal with the insurance/rental people because the insurance wasn't going to pay anymore rent for them because, I guess, they expected the Chandler house to have been rebuilt by then. It was almost eleven months by that point, after all. So Barb was away from home and Chris called me saying he couldn't leave the house without his mom there. He suggested I come 'hang out' at the rental, but no way was that happening.<br />
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When I asked why he couldn't leave, he explained the dogs couldn't be left alone. Why? Well, Barb and Chris have never, ever, EVER left then home alone. Ever. If errands need to be run, then someone has to stay home with the dogs or the dogs have to come with them and wait in the car. Chris claimed they would "destroy the house", tearing up furniture and chewing everything and peeing and crapping and basically all the bad things dogs are capable of doing. He said it like this was totally normal, that all dogs must do this since his dogs do it. I told him that that's what bored/frustrated/understimulated animals do, but he brushed it off. I was stunned, but also trying to salvage the meetup.<br />
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Chris said he'd wait til Barb was home, but after he found out it could be a few hours until she got back, he came up with this stellar plan: he was going to load those dogs into his car and leave them there while we bowled and had dinner! Dey like da cawr, mmm! I desperately tried to dissuade him from this, and when Al and I stopped for gas, I got the Virginia SPCA phone number and resolved to call them and anonymously report if Chris had those poor animals in his car. (I'd slip away to the ladies', but for all I know Chris would have followed me since girls always go in pairs, teeheehee!) Barb turned up last minute and so we never got to see the SPCA Saga.<br />
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Now I'm wishing it had happened. But when you deal with Chris, there's so much crazy going on that you basically run out of reactions. I wish I had done something.}}<br />
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{{Email|Chris wanted to kiss me after the second outing (which I adamantly declared was not a date, several times, which Chris refused to accept), and I said no. That's weird, that's creepy, we aren't dating.... NO. He asked for a hug, instead, and I still said no because I said it felt uncomfortable since we weren't dating. So instead he "walked me to the car" and as I was getting in he just half climbed in after me and hugged me really awkwardly, bent in half since I was sitting down, face-down in my tits. His hair smells awful and his hairline is like half back on his head. It was one of many moments where I was so stunned I couldn't meaningfully react.}}<br />
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"[[Cousin Al]]," who joined the couple to both outings, has also provided a two-part report, written the day after the meetup:<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891]]</ref><br />
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{{Email|I and Catie met up with Chris at a bowling alley and we talked and bowled a single game of bowling. We were there about an hour. After that, we went to a local buffet to eat and talked at length in one of the booths. Finally, we drove over to the rental house, said hi to Barb briefly, and went upstairs and briefly played [[PS3]] with Chris. After that, we left.<br />
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The original [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu pages]] are still entirely intact, all of them. I asked Chris is he would be willing to sell them, he said no, then said that if he ever did decide to sell them, that he would want "thousands of dollars" for each issue.<br />
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Chris still considers Catie his girlfriend even though she explicitly told him that now they were just friends.<br />
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Chris mentioned that in [[2010]] that he used to attend a young adult social group and go bowling with other members of the group. He mentioned meeting "his girlfriend '''*Censored*'''" ([[the wallflower]]) at the group. Chris talked contemptuously about other special ed types in the group, but said that if he had a child that was intellectually disabled, (retarded) that he would be OK with that child and still love it.<br />
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Evidently, Barb has told Chris that the reason that Cole doesn't like Barb is because Cole allegedly hit his head when he tripped on a school bus sometime between the ages of 4-7. This allegedly gave Cole lifelong mental and physical problems. Also, Cole allegedly has a bad hip. The last time Chris/Barb saw Cole is person was at a Weston family reunion in [[2004]].<br />
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The Chandlers almost got evicted from their rental house today, because the insurance company decided to not pay the rent for December. Barb came up with the $1600 to pay the rent by taking out a loan against the title on the van.<br />
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Chris thinks that they will be back in 14 BC by the 10th to 17th of [[December 2014|December]]. When he said this in front of Barb, she spoke up and said something to the tune of "that ain't happening" to "you're being very optimistic". Also, Barb is going over to 14 Branchland Court regularly during the weekdays to oversee the construction, and has apparently been trying to boss around/micromanage the construction crews.<br />
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According to Chris, the reason that their paperwork took so long to process for the rebuild on 14 BC is because the person doing it was old, "in their 60's" and was "a senile [[slow in the mind]]".<br />
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Chris is aware that "[[the game place]]" is out of business. When asked about how he felt about that, he tryed thinking for a minute, then said that he didn't know.<br />
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Chris was fired from [[Wendy's]] back in [[2001]] because he drew a deliberately ugly picture of an older, female coworker as a Pokémon on a napkin. He says that he and his coworkers and his manager had emotional issues and didn't get along. Chris also claims that he was wrongly blamed for making a baby cry when the baby and its parents were eating at the restaurant.<br />
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Chris stated that the inheritance that he and Barb received after Bob died was on the order of tens of thousands of dollars. Chris maintained that most to all of the inheritance was spent on legal fees after the events of [[28 October 2011|27 October 2011]] [''sic'']. Chris recalls Barb throwing money at the problem, burning through funds paying [[Rob Bell]] to fight for their innocence, Barbara being stubborn and unwilling to accept a "guilty" plea in court. Evidently, at some point, barb either ran out of money or accepted that no amount of money spent in lawyer's fees would equal an innocent verdict in court.<br />
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When asked about when his social security started, he stated that he didn't remember, then stated that he thought it had been a very long time-since before he started school. When asked if he was receiving the [[tugboat]] during high school, he said that he didn't remember. He stated that the only benefits that he got for his autism were the tugboat and a parking sticker for his car. He then smugly stated that he "gets those benefits because he's special" and sat there proud of his proclamation, as if awaiting a pat on the back.<br />
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There's a lot more. I was wearing the recording rig, but the mic was under my heavy jacket, so I don't know what audio quality we got. I'll review the audio tomorrow and post more if I can.}}<br />
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{{Email|Chris was always floating right around her, clingy as hell. He even tried giving Catie a goodnight kiss, after she told him explicitly that they were just friends. Chris has no sense of personal space or boundaries. It's like she'll tell him to keep his distance, but the thought won't stay in his head for longer than five minutes and then he's hovering too close again. I personally think that he's autistic and just doesn't gauge personal space well, but that's just my theory.<br />
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When asked about where he saw himself [[2019|in 5 years]], Chris said, "you know, I've had a lot of people ask me that question, and I just don't know, I never have" or something to that effect.<br />
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Chris specifically admitted that he can earn up to $900 a month before losing any of his welfare money. I pointed out that there are many felons, disabled people, and high school dropouts who manage to find work, and said to Chris that if he'd been searching for work for almost ten years but hadn't found any, that he should either try harder to find a job, or perhaps enroll in a program that finds employment for people with disabilities. Chris didn't seem to like the thought, and I then asked him if his pride was preventing him from finding work.<br />
<br />
I pointed out that it would help his financial situation to find work, and asked him if his mother would support him finding work. Chris said "yes, my mother would support me finding work, but. . . " so I asked him what the problem was. He stated that he didn't emotionally feel prepared to be away from his mother as long as working full time would necessitate. I pointed out to Chris that he could work part time, and in the local area. I also pointed out that if he was employed, he would be able to better take care of himself after his mother passes away, and pointed out that he was over 30 years old. I asked him what he was going to do after his mother passed away, and he said that he didn't know.<br />
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I pointed out to Chris that there are communities in the united states that are more [[LGBT]] friendly then rural Virginia, such as San Francisco, or Seattle. I also pointed out that the job market and government benefits/welfare are much better in both of those locations, pointing out that San Francisco has the highest minimum wage in the [[United States]], and that he could earn more money there. Chris's response to this was, "but there's no San Francisco in Virginia".<br />
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After informing Chris that I was talking about San Francisco, California, I asked him if he thought moving there was a good idea and he said no, because he didn't want to leave his mother. I asked him if anyone else could take care of his mother for him, mentioning his half-brother Cole and Aunt Harriet by name, but Chris said no, that they wouldn't take barb in. I asked Chris if he would consider moving out of Virginia after Barb dies. Chris flatly stated that he didn't feel comfortable moving to anyplace else, period, although he acknowledged the potential benefits of living in a different location in the United States.<br />
<br />
Chris paid $9,000 for the [[Son-Chu#Current status|2010 ford focus sedan, and he said that the payment is "one-hundred something" a month]]. He said that the interest rate on his loan was only 5%, and that the auto dealership was having a special deal the week that he bought the car. I don't know how accurate those numbers are, but that's what he said.<br />
<br />
When asked, Chris said that he does not know his credit score, or "care much for that".}}<br />
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==Leaked Information==<br />
{{main|Catherine E-mails|Open Relationship E-mails|Colin Chat 1|Three-Quarter Woman|Apology Letters}}<br />
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The Catherine [[Saga]] produced much leaked media.<br />
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Even before their first date, Chris was so hopeful about their future together that he sent three [[Apology Letters]] to Charlottesville locations in a bid to lift bans against him, specifically so that he and Catherine could go out together in public. He thought it important that the manager of [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] know that he and Catherine "deeply Love (NOT to be confused with the [[Hanky-panky|act of intercourse]]) and care for each other with [[honesty]] and compassion."<br />
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At the [[List of restaurants#Applebee's|Applebee's]] date, Chris gave Catherine a mix CD, "[[Three-Quarter Woman]]", containing a bland morass of bubblegum pop and videogame themes. By this time he had also given Catherine some original artwork, which seem to illustrate how the trolls had destroyed his life, and how Catherine had revived it by, uh, zapping electricity from her nipples into his. One of the songs on his CD was "Jump Start My Heart" by [[Wikipedia:Melanie Safka|Melanie Safka]], so maybe that's the allusion.<br />
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File:TrollTragedy.jpeg|Those damn, dirty trolls!<br />
File:TrollTragedydetailA.jpeg|Detail: A disclaimer<br />
File:TrollTragedydetailB.jpeg|Detail: Chris as a pitiable, watery ghost<br />
File:ZappinBoobs.jpeg|Zappin' to the extreme!<br />
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Chris later sent Catherine the following photos in an attempt to entice and seduce her:<br />
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Image:CWCYellowDress.jpg|Lesbians everywhere, hold your orgasms!<br />
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On 2 September, Chris tried to guilt Catherine into committing to him by sending her vows for their ''Relationship as Sweethearts, Soul-Mates and Partners''. He also reportedly offered to send Catherine his fabled [[Amnyfest Ring]], but she refused it.<br />
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{{collapsible|Transcription|{{quotebox|<br />
from Christian Weston Chandler [[September 2014|9/2/2014]]<br />
to Catherine<br />
<br />
My Vows to Catherine for our Relationship<br />
as Sweethearts, Soul-Mates and Partners.<br />
<br />
I, Christian Weston Chandler, of sound<br />
[[Autism|mind]] and [[Chris and Health|body]], to Catherine<br />
<br />
With this [[Amnyfest Ring|(my Class) Ring]], I take<br />
thee, Catherine, to be my Sweetheart,<br />
Lover and Girlfriend, in our relationship<br />
with mutual loyalty, devotion, trust and<br />
companionship. And I solemnly Vow...<br />
<br />
-to maintain respect for you as my partner.<br />
-to remain a good, loyal, honest and<br />
supportive partner to you.<br />
-to keep any and all information about<br />
you, sensitive and whatever else, secret<br />
and Strictly Confidential between the<br />
two of us alone, unless you specifically<br />
specify such a detail to be shared with<br />
another trusted person in our lives.<br />
<br />
-to fully maintain [[honest content|honesty]] and [[Chris and English#Typos|loylty]] (sic) to<br />
you at all times, now and forever.<br />
Even when and if I should feel need for<br />
a break, or to find fun with anyone else,<br />
-I vow to inform you of such times<br />
and with who, and all other details.<br />
of such.<br />
-to keep you topmost on my heart<br />
and soul (alongside my [[Barbara Chandler|mother]], who<br />
remains of my utmost loyalties, honesty<br />
and such that goes in the mother-child<br />
relationship, respectfully), and all relate<br />
priorities as well.<br />
<br />
-to remain (inserted: emotionally and mentally) open to you forever!<br />
-to be fully open for your emotions,<br />
feelings, concerns, ideas, opinions<br />
and most everything else therein.<br />
-to be supportive to and for you as<br />
best of my abilities as possible, as<br />
well as offering my own constructive<br />
thoughts, deeds and actions to honestly<br />
and hopefully turn out for the better<br />
for you.<br />
<br />
-to add more Vows to this list as we<br />
continue on with our relationship as<br />
they come about and when they come<br />
about.<br />
}}<br />
}}<br />
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Catherine also obtained a never-before-seen [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|Christmas video in 2004]], from the Director's Cut version of his [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] DVD.<br />
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== Open relationship arc ==<br />
{{main|I Love You, Catherine}}<br />
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In late September, Catherine went to a bachelorette party and wedding in New York City, leaving Chris all by his lonesome in Virginia. Ever since first meeting each other on OKCupid, Chris had claimed to want an "open relationship," for reasons which (as yet) are not entirely clear. Catherine decided to test Chris's commitment to this challenging arrangement by meeting a rich, handsome [[JERK]] named [[Colin]], joining him for dinner and a sailing excursion. Given that he and Catherine had just had an argument over finances, Chris's paranoia was raw and open. Without knowing a thing about him other than he was wealthy, and even after being assured by his gal pal Shaina that Colin was "from a good family and was of good character," he immediately emailed Colin:<br />
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{{Quote|Catherine and I have been getting on knowing each other, growing mutual deep emotions and fondness with mutual care and respect, for over a month now. Recent events have her feeling off, and I Really Wish for her and mine relationship to be Forever Lasting. Your Possible Flirtatious Actions and Wealthy Tricks with Deceptions are NOT helpful in the situation! As I have a lot of worry and care and respect for her Very Much! Not only That, but I fully support her for the Orientation she is, as well as The Sweetest, Kindest and most True and Pure Soul that she is! I can only imagine that your Cold, Money-Filled Blue Blood will not satisfy or fulfill her emotional needs.|Chris to Colin, 29 September 2014<ref>[[Open Relationship E-mails#Colin E-mails]]</ref>}}<br />
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Even before Colin had finished laughing at him, Chris realized that this had been a mistake. "I am Soo dumb and retarded!" He had not only opened the door to more troll persecution, but he had widened the distance between himself and Catherine. Catherine received word about Chris's outburst and chewed him out for it. "UGH!!! I Majorly Screwed Us Both Up!!! Got Dang It!!!"<ref>[[Open Relationship E-mails#Shaina E-mails]]</ref> Subsequently, on 4 October, he volunteered to make a rare public [[YouTube]] video apology. In the description he stated that he will "become a better [[Gaybian|Lesbian]] [[Tomgirl|Transgender]] Sweetheart and Partner".<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = I Love You, Catherine<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|pWhGa3JKvD4}}<br />
| stardate = 4 [[October 2014]]<br />
| subject = {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}}<br />
| shirt = The Manly Chester<br />
| previous = [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Mario Circuit|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - Mario Circuit]]<br />
| next = [[To Mr. Smith]]<br />
}}<br />
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Chris did everything he could to persuade Catherine that he had learned from this mistake and now understood the true meaning of an open relationship, but the damage could not be mended. Catherine was willing to go on a bowling non-date with Chris, but as friends only. Chris didn't want to hear this. On 9 December, Catherine finally said the words that got through: "I just don't want to be in a relationship with you." <br />
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{{quote|I am feeling sad. While she still wants to be friends, Catie just told me she does not want to be in a relationship with me; essentially dumping me.|Chris to Renee, 10 December 2014<ref>[[Open Relationship E-mails#No Longer Together With Catherine]]</ref>}}<br />
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Chris spent the next several days hurling abuse at Catherine, essentially denying her the right to break up with him.<br />
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{{quote|I do think I Am Entitled in a True, Valid Relationship with a woman very much like you, because I Need The Love, and not only that, but I Am Of Royalty in the Weston Bloodline.|Chris to Catherine, 14 December 2014<ref>[[Catherine E-mails#It IS Your Fault!]]</ref>}}<br />
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By the time he had calmed down, Catherine no longer wanted his friendship.<br />
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==Timeline==<br />
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*Early July 2014: Chris creates an [[OkCupid]] profile.<br />
*July 9: First correspondence. Chris will later claim the relationship began on this date.<br />
*August 15: Chris writes (and sends?) his three apology letters, saying that he and Catherine "Deeply love each other."<br />
*August 18: Chris calls Catherine his "girlfriend," in note to [[CWCki Forums]] member.<br />
*August 29: Chris's status as taken is publicly revealed on the forum.<br />
*August 31: Applebee's date. Chris changes Facebook status to "in a relationship." Catherine receives two drawings and a CD of herself.<br />
*September 2: Relationship vows sent.<br />
*September 13: Chris goes to pride festival.<br />
*September 16: Chris gets the [[un-clit]].<br />
*September 20 (approx.): Dildo washcloth email.<br />
*September 28–29: Chris–Catherine–Colin love triangle.<br />
*October 4: Chris makes an apology video for Catherine.<br />
*October 8: Chris sends Barb's letter to Colin.<br />
*October 10–12: Catherine tells Chris that she does not want a romantic relationship. Argument with Colin over voicemail and text.<br />
*October 31: Chris visits gay bar.<br />
*November 2: Chris gets rejected for sperm donation.<br />
*November 20: Chris posts on VoyForums offering to donate sperm to lesbians.<br />
*December 4: Chris [[Un-clit|re-pierces his taint]].<br />
*December 5: Catherine publicly revealed as troll.<br />
*December 10: Catherine dumps Chris. Chris is "drifting back into sadness."<br />
*December 12: Chris removes the unclit.<br />
*December 12-14: Text argument between Chris and Catherine.<br />
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==See also==<br />
* [[Catherine E-mails]]<br />
* [[Open Relationship E-mails]]<br />
* [[Three-Quarter Woman]]<br />
* [[Colin Chat 1|Colin Chats]]<br />
* [[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails]]<br />
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{{References}}<br />
{{CatherineSaga}}<br />
{{Love quest}}<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Sorrentino}}<br />
[[Category:Sweethearts]]<br />
[[Category:Trolls]]<br />
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<div>{{quote|'''I am Sometimes Retarded'''.|[[Chris]], on himself.<ref>6th paragraph down: http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Homosexuality</ref>}}<br />
{{quote|I'm POSSIBLY retarded...|Chris on his intellect, [[Mumble 9.5]]}}<br />
{{quote|I'M RETARDED.|Chris, [[exposing Jeff]].}}<br />
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{{Quote|I do not feel comfortable associating with other autistic people, especially the non-high-funcional [sic]; it would be like looking through a Window to Hell to me.|Chris on other autistic people, [[IRC (17 December 2008)]]}}<br />
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[[File:That-cwc-look.jpg |thumb|200px|Chris, thinking.]]<br />
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"'''Slow-in-the-minds'''" and "'''slow-minded'''" are [[CWC-isms]] that refer to developmentally disabled, cognitively delayed, crazy, and/or generally unintelligent people (other than [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] himself, of course). The term was first seen in a 1999 [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Help_This_Unborn_Child|high school assignment]] about prenatal development, where Chris identified various factors that could cause newborn children to have "slow minds". It also showed up in his school project "[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]".<br />
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"Slow-in-the-minds" hits a fine trifecta of points. One, it displays Chris's [[Ego|arrogance]], seeing as how it applies to so many classes of people, all of whom he considers "slower" than he. Two, it shows Chris's [[Chris and his ego|lip-service attention to fitting into society]], it sounds incredibly ableist, and is just a childish euphemism. Three, there's a [[Chris and hypocrisy|delicious irony]] in Chris decrying students who are "slow in the mind" when [[Honor roll|his own mental aptitude is dubious]].<br />
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In a number of responses from the [[Mailbag]], Chris has explained that he finds the mentally challenged (especially those with physical [[duck|deformities]]) creepy, likening them to zombies.<ref>[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped|Mailbag 5]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias|Mailbag 11]]</ref> In [[June 2013]], when someone on the [[CWCki Forums]] suggested that Chris date someone who was "mildly mentally retarded," Chris replied, "would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, date a 'Special Girl'? How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?"<ref>[[CWCki Forums#Re: Should Chris Consider Dating A 'Special' Girl?]]</ref> Chris's bigotry extends to his fellow [[Autism|autistics]] — he speaks in incredibly cruel and derisive terms about the various mental and physical problems that are thrust upon these innocent individuals, whereas he, as a self-proclaimed "[[Chris and his Ego|high-functioning]]" autistic, is pure and clean. <br />
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Despite that he seems to barely consider low-functioning autistics human, Chris often styles himself as a spokesperson for autism, making a stand against [[Asperger syndrome]] in the non-existent conflict between autism and Aspergers. This delusion is made most apparent in the [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|CWCipedia article on Aspergers]]. It has been suggested that Chris says these things to make himself look good, and also to complain that he should be receiving the care and attention that those with Aspergers receive.<br />
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Chris seems to interpret the "high-functioning" part of his diagnosis as a compliment, giving him the best of both worlds: he can blame any of his shortcomings on his autism, but still console himself with the fact that he's "high-functioning" and therefore better than the "slow-in-the-minds".<br />
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[[Image:Chris_and_Rule_34.jpg|thumb|[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] is also a slow-in-the-mind]]<br />
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==Uses by Chris==<br />
Chris's use of this term has evolved over the years. Early on, he pointedly distinguished between the "slow-minded" and himself. In late 2009 and onward, however, he began referring to himself as "a little slow" or "sometimes slow", once he discovered he could use it as an excuse for his many failings.<br />
<br />
* In [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], Chris described his peers on his school bus as "slow-in-the-minds."<br />
* In [[Sub-Episode 6]], when exploring the ecology of the [[Jerkop]], Chris noted that "slow-minded people" are susceptible to becoming Mary Lee Walsh's rent-a-cop slaves. He added that because he is, of course, not slow-in-the-mind, he is immune to the "hypno-gun" that brainwashes the Jerkops.<br />
* [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]] featured, among other things, Chris attempting to correct the "misconception" that he is a "slow-minded person."<br />
* In a [[IRC (18 December 2008)|December 2008 IRC chat]], when asked to give an example of learning from his mistakes, Chris said, "when it was spelled out for me that a sign by my side made me look slow-minded, when clearly I am not."<br />
* Chris mentioned the same incident in a [[Chris_E-mails_2007#February|2007 e-mail]] to his old schoolteacher Virginia Sanford: "I've later realized that it made me look slow-minded; the 'R' Word."<br />
* Conversing with his "fans" in [[Mumble 8]], Chris claimed, "For the record, I'm not, I'm not slow in the mind."<br />
* While mocking a (legitimately mentally disabled) fan of his [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Naïve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|on YouTube]], Chris said, "You’re so [[naïve]] and slow in the mind."<br />
* In [[Kacey Call 5]], Chris admitted "that I'm a little bit re-, that I'm a little bit slow sometimes."<br />
* In [[Kacey Call 9]], Chris referred to a fellow high school student as "this one slow-minded individual named Tony" who "just kept on making all the moanings and noises and whatnot."<br />
* During the [[Father Call]], Chris said, "I'll admit I have had some slow-minded moments."<br />
* In his [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|CWCipedia article]] on Asperger's syndrome, Chris admitted that "my mentality is sometimes slow."<br />
* While begging off from some of the difficult questions he faced in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9]], Chris whined about how "Sometimes my mind's a little slow."<br />
* In the [[Regina e-mails]], Chris referred to Virginia gubernatorial candidates [[Wikipedia:Bob McDonnell|Bob McDonnell]] and [[Wikipedia:Creigh Deeds|Creigh Deeds]] as being "not so swift."<br />
* In [[Jackie Chat 8]], Chris admitted that "I sometimes feel mentally slow."<br />
* Likewise, in a July 2010 [[Jackie E-mails 3|e-mail to Jackie]], he said "I am sometimes mentally slow and don't get all of the details at once and such." This became a recurring theme in Chris's conversations with Jackie, as he repeatedly tried to use his "slow-mindedness" as an excuse. The [[Jackie E-mails 20|20th collection of e-mails]] has a few good examples.<br />
* Talking about his high school days in the [[Lars Call]], Chris said, "Yeah, I got pretty much tormented for my autism and considerable slow-mindedness, that has happened to me before."<br />
* Chris admitted to his private Facebook friends in [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#I Don't Know|February 2012]], "I'm slow on the take sometimes to often." <br />
* At their December 2014 [[Catherine#The bowling outing|bowling outing]], Chris told [[Catherine]] and her [[Cousin Al|cousin Al]] that the person responsible for the paperwork allowing him and his mother to move back into [[14 Branchland Court]] after the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]] was "a senile slow-in-the-mind."<br />
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== Sources ==<br />
<references /><br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Chris-chan (forum)]]<br />
*[[Chris and hypocrisy]]<br />
*[[Jackie Chat 9]], where Chris discusses his experiences on the short bus.<br />
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{{CWC-isms}}<br />
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[[Category:CWC-isms]]<br />
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[[File:Wendys Chris 2011.jpg|thumb|250px|The branch of Wendy's at which Chris worked.]]<br />
[[File:Wendys2015.jpg|thumb|250px|Another view of the store.]]<br />
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'''Wendy's''' is an [[United States of America|American]] [[Obesity|fast food]] chain that employed Chris briefly until he got fired. Chris's job primarily consisted of custodial duties instead of preparing food.<br />
<br />
Chris has contradicted himself about exactly when he worked there. He claimed in his [[Chris's resume|resumé]] that he worked at Wendy's from August to October [[2001]], but he told [[Kacey]]'s father that he was fired shortly before [[Twin Falling Towers|11 September]] after having been employed there for several months, implying that he started earlier than August.<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref> Being let go apparently caused Chris sadness, as he expressed to Matthew. Chris likely worked at Wendy's for four to six weeks, working about 20-30 hours a week for what was probably minimum wage.<br />
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==Chris the employee==<br />
Chris said that his duties consisted of "Cleaning trays, tables and carpet/tile flooring, keeping the place neat and serving the customers with kind, understanding help".<ref>[[Chris's resume]]</ref> Accounts of his employment paint him [[Chris and his ego|as a stubborn and difficult employee]]. In [[2009]], Chris was asked about his time at Wendy's several times after the date with [[Emily]]. Chris believed his supervisor didn't think very highly of him for reasons upon which we can only speculate. He mentioned a time involving him getting his uniform dirty and simply continuing to wear it after trying to wash it in the bathroom sink, not taking into account the [[Chris and health#Hygiene|usual sanitation standards]] of most fast food restaurants and also not realizing he could get another, clean shirt from the supply room.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref><br />
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In a [[Father Call|conversation]] with [[Kacey]]'s father, Chris mentioned "[[CWC-isms#E|emotional differences]]" as the reason for his termination, and claimed that the manager had a "[[CWC-isms#S|spike on his shoulder]]" against him. It's not known what these differences were, although they were almost certainly minor differences of opinion over punctuality and performing the job duties for which he was hired.<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref> According to Kacey's father, Kacey was at ground zero on [[Twin Falling Towers|September 11, 2001]] as a civilian responder, giving "BLOOD, and plasma, [and] volunteering" at the site around the time Chris was fired. Devoria was less than impressed when Chris attempted to link the two events together.<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref><br />
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A chat with [[Jackie]] revealed more information about Chris's time at Wendy's. Chris talked about how a female co-worker was mean-spirited and gave him "bad times with criticisms, insults and whatnot". In reality, this could have been a co-worker simply [[White knight#Chris will reject your advice|trying to give Chris some constructive criticism]]. In the same chat, Chris also admitted that he would take frequent breaks after washing the tables and taking out the trash, [[Honor roll|not realizing that there was other stuff for him to do]].<ref>[[Jackie Chat 4|Jackie Chat #4]]</ref><br />
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==Dismissal==<br />
{{quote|You got fired from Wendy's, most people quit because it sucks. You got FIRED. You weren't GOOD ENOUGH for Wendy's.|[[Father Call|Matthew Devoria]]}}<br />
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The circumstances of Chris's firing are unclear, as Chris has given vague and contradictory answers about the cause of his dismissal. However, a number of incidents appear to have contributed to it. The last straw appears to have been when Chris scared a small boy in the restaurant. His family were about to leave, Chris helped them by giving them their bags and a top for their baked potato boat,<ref>[[Mumble 7|Mumble #7]]</ref> but then Chris performed his terrifying [[Donald Duck impersonation]] and the child cried. Chris claims that this did not scare the child – he was just tired.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]] - "No, not really scary, you see, he was tired..."</ref><ref>[[Mumble 7|Mumble #7]] - "But I did not make the child cry, the child was already - was just tired."</ref><br />
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In a later account, he denied performing the voice when talking to [[Jackie]],<ref>[[Jackie Chat 4|Jackie Chat #4]] - "he got his opportunity one night after watching a family with a tired child crying; I did nothing to cause him to cry, he WAS tired. And I offered to get a top for their potato so they could take it with them. [...] the manager thought I had done my Donald Duck voice for the child and made him cry, which was not the case.</ref> even though he had admitted to it in previous accounts.<ref>[[Mumble 7|Mumble #7]] - Troll: "Well, we heard that, uh, you... We've heard so many things, like you helped a small child and you did a Donald Duck impersonation and you scared the child." Chris: "Mmm... Also, that- Also, that is correct, but I did not scare the child."</ref><ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref><br />
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According to an account from [[Catherine]]'s [[Cousin Al|cousin Al]], Chris was actually fired for drawing an offensive picture depicting an older female co-worker as a [[Pokémon]].<ref>[[Catherine]] - "Chris was fired from Wendy's back in 2001 because he drew a deliberately ugly picture of an older, female co-worker as a Pokémon on a napkin."</ref> Given Chris's history of [[Mary Lee Walsh|respecting]] [[Jail Saga|his elders]], this is not surprising. <br />
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At Wendy's, Chris received the only money he has ever actually earned in his life – a sum likely consisting of about $500, or nineteen days' worth of [[Monthly tugboat|tugboat]]. [[Jail Saga|And as of now, it's all he will make.]]<br />
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==References==<br />
<references/><br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Cutco]] - Chris's only other employer.<br />
*[[Chris and work]]<br />
*[[Chris's resume]]<br />
*[[Donald Duck impersonation]]<br />
{{Places}}<br />
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[[Category:Places]]<br />
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<div>{{quote|Rob Bell has been a Major Wuss during the time he had Represented me and my mother in Court, and we had paid the thousands of dollars for his fees, which we would not have had to if it had not been for that [[Michael Snyder|God Damned Manajerk]]!!!|Chris, Facebook, 2 September 2013}}<br />
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|data1 = Robert B. Bell III<br />
|label2 = Also known as<br />
|data2 = Rob<br>Major Wuss<br />
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|data3 = 23 April 1967 (age {{Age|1967|4|23}})<br />
|label4 = Gender<br />
|data4 = Male<br />
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|data5 = [[United States|American]]<br />
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]<br />
|data6 = White<br />
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|data7 = Representative, [[Virginia]] House of Delegates<br>Lawyer<br />
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'''[[Wikipedia:Rob_Bell_(Virginia_politician)|Rob Bell]]''' is a member of the Virginia House of Delegates. He served as [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]' defense attorney being hired after the events of [[28 October 2011]] to defend them in court. According to a leaked [[28_October_2011#Email.3F|email]], Chris was introduced to Bell by [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|his church]].<br />
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Barb's insistence on using the inheritance Bob had left the Chandlers to pay Bell to drag out the case as long as possible, in the hopes he would vindicate them, is a major factor that led up to the events of the [[Financhu Crisis]].<br />
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==Background==<br />
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An honors graduate of the [[University of Virginia]] and the U.Va. Law School, Rob Bell served as a state prosecutor for five years. He prosecuted over 2,400 cases, working with the police and crime victims to bring criminals to justice.<br />
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Since his election as a Republican to the Virginia General Assembly, Rob has written laws that crack down on drunk driving and keep sex offenders off school property. In 2008, he helped overhaul Virginia’s mental health commitment laws after the tragedy at Virginia Tech, and in 2011 he launched the new law to expand Virginia’s protective orders. Certainly an odd choice to defend Chris and [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]].[[File:Rob_Bell_with_Jerkops.jpg|thumb|right|Rob surrounded by [[Jerkop]]s]]<br />
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Bell was hired by Chris and Barbara to represent them in the aftermath of the October 28 incident. Chris went into trial with the full expectation that he would be vindicated by a jury of his peers and emerge triumphant over his arch-nemesis [[Michael Snyder]]:<br />
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{{quote|Now mom and I each have our own courthouse dates. I'm sure mom will be only fined, but I have the worse of cases. Mom and I, we are certain I will be found not guilty; it was a case of a Deliberate Deception, with the "New Ownership" sign from Michael, and my falling for his trap. I later printed out the facts of Mike from the Cwcki that night, and I found the "CWC Michael Snyder Interview" video on YouTube, where the clown-faced troll called Mike; Michael Snyder CONFESSES to Wanting to lure me in and land me in jail with a "Pokemon Tournament on the 22nd".}}<br />
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==The Trial==<br />
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Against Chris's worse judgment Bell encouraged Chris to enter a guilty plea and accept a plea bargain and in [[July 2012]] Chris and Barb were each handed a fine and a [[Wikipedia:Suspended_sentence|suspended sentence]] of thirty days in jail. As part of the deal they agreed both were responsible for Snyder's medical bills he incurred because of the incident. According to [[This_is_how_the_Trial_went|eyewitness accounts]] Bell allegedly referred to Chris as an "adult [[Autism|autistic]] child" in the course of the proceedings and while Chris took umbrage at this remark, it was probably the sole factor that granted him leniency in sentencing.<br />
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Despite getting Chris practically off the hook scot-free in a professional and effective manner, Chris still harbors a grudge against Bell for failing to stand up to Snyder in court. Apparently Chris failed to realize that even the best lawyer in the world can't convince a jury of your innocence if your guilt is plain enough for everyone to see. In a rambling series of [[Facebook]] posts posted 2 [[September 2013]], Chris blamed Rob Bell (as well as [[Michael Snyder]], [[Megan Schroeder]], and [[Mary Lee Walsh]]) for his latest ban from [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]], calling him a "major wuss" for failing to work the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|black magic]] that would convince a jury that Chris was fully in the clear for nearly running over a manager who rightfully banned an obnoxious manchild from his business. A year later he was still griping about Bell's "chicken advisement."<ref>[[Open Relationship E-mails#More Colin E-mails]]</ref><br />
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==Barb and money==<br />
Years later, Chris mentioned to Catie and [[Cousin Al]]<ref>[[Catherine#The bowling outing]]</ref> that he and Barb '''had''' an inheritance from Bob worth "tens of thousands of dollars." However, Barb spent all of it on hiring Rob Bell to defend herself (...and Chris).<br />
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When Chris was tried for his assault crime on [[26 December 2014]], he was forced to go with a public defender, since the Chandlers, without Bob, had managed to make themselves nearly destitute just three years after the Snyder case. Ironically, the public defender in the 2014 case accomplished [[Chris and money|exactly the same result for free]] (a Guilty verdict and plea down from felony to misdemeanor) that Rob Bell did on the extreme salary Barb paid.<br />
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<div>[[File:Rental House June 2014.jpg|thumb|The rental house in June 2014.]]<br />
After the [[2014 house fire|house fire]] at [[14 Branchland Court]] in January 2014, [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], [[Barbara Chandler|his mom]], [[Clover and Snoopy]], and the lone surviving [[Chandler Cats|cat]] stayed briefly with a (deeply unfortunate) friend, and then moved into a temporary '''rental house'''. The rent was paid by their insurance company while the repairs to 14BC were being made. After about a year, they moved back into their original abode.<br />
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[[File:Ebay_violin_photo_-_22_Jun_2014_-_5.jpg|thumb|An [[eBay]] listing photo of the violin, posted on 22 Jun 2014, shows boxes of [[Lego]] and what appears to be rodent feces on the carpet in the background.]]<br />
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Based on GPS coordinates that diligent Christorians found in the EXIF data of [https://web.archive.org/web/20140725194923/https://theawesomealliance.lego.com/media/gallery_images/756b9c90-86ec-465a-8679-e07334c5bbc6.JPG a photo] which Chris submitted to the [[Lego]] Awesome Alliance competition page,<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/28-3-2014-manchester-high-lego-competition-submission.3356/page-9#post-198196]</ref> the house appears to be located in [[Wikipedia:Barboursville, Virginia|Barboursville, VA]], a small unincorporated community on the outskirts of [[Charlottesville]], a largely suburban area known for its surprisingly pretty and upmarket properties. However, Chris still seemed to be receiving mail at his old address, as shown in his begging for gifts on [[Facebook]], and on shipping labels on boxes seen in photos taken within the rental house.<ref>[[:File:14305203457_59102031b1_b.jpg]]</ref><br />
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It's not known exactly what the Chandlers managed to save of their hoarded possessions, but Chris seemed to have brought with him his [[PS3]], at least one of his [[Wikipedia:Nintendo 3DS|3DS]], and the melted ruins of his [[Lego]] "replica" of [[Manchester High]]. Soon after settling in, Chris's days became dedicated to feeding his financially crippling Lego addiction, on which [[Chris and money|thousands of dollars]] were spent. Photos of the interior taken shortly after the Chandlers moved in depicted an accumulation of boxes and an already-filthy carpet. The house also had [[Internet]] access and a computer, which Chris eagerly used to conduct the usual [[Facebook]] shenanigans and order Lego online.<br />
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By [[June 2014]] the signs of Chandler habitation were highly apparent, as observed when Chris posted photos of his merchandise on [[eBay]] [[Chris and health|with rodent droppings clearly visible on the carpet]], the existence of which [[Chris and reality|Chris later denied despite having supplied evidence to the contrary]]. Between Barb's hoarding and Chris's nonchalance about living in abject filth, the fate of the rental house itself looked grim, and considering Chris's persistent failure to learn from his mistakes, it could have burned down just as 14BC did, or at least get major complaints from the landlord or next group of poor souls to rent it. During their [[Rental House Tour]] in August, [[Catherine]] and her [[Cousin Al|cousin Al]] observed mounds of trash and dogshit. It is not yet known how the landlord responded to the state of the home after it was vacated by the Chandlers.<br />
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On 31 [[August 2014]], Chris wrote in a Facebook post that he had a date on that day with Catherine.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#First date?]]</ref> She would later on give an account of her "date" with Chris, which included a visit to the rental house. She reported that the rental house was becoming just as cluttered as 14 Branchland Court, with some places in the house "literally stacked to the ceiling with stuff". One of the two upstairs rooms used by Chris was filled with Lego, much of it damaged by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]]. The Chandler pets used to defecate and urinate inside the house on newspaper, due to the Chandlers not taking them out for walks.<ref>[[Catherine#The date]]</ref><br />
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On 6 [[November 2014]], while raging over a small brushfire on [[YouTube]], Chris accidentally revealed his address as "Flintstone Drive." Fortunately for him, [[weens]] did not take the opportunity to mail unwanted stuff to him.<br />
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On 3 [[December 2014]], Chris announced he was expecting to move back into his renovated house in the next "couple of weeks". [[26 December 2014|The events of Boxing Day]] saw Chris briefly imprisoned in Albemarle County Regional Jail, although he was bailed out 2 days later. By January 2015, Chris and his mother had left the Rental House and moved back into the renovated 14 Branchland Court.<br />
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In [[April 2015]], a pair of Christorians decided to do a CWC tour while they were in the area for his hearing, and managed to find the Rental House, which was reportedly in a nice area, but still vacant ''four months'' after being vacated by Chris and Barb, speaking volumes about the damage inflicted by the slovenly duo. As aforementioned, it is unknown how the landlord reacted to this, if indeed they have at all.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
<center><gallery><br />
File:Chandler Cars 1600w.jpg|The house and the Chandler cars, June 2014.<br />
File:ChrisChanRentalHouseCoveredWindows.JPG|The house at night.<br />
File:Ebay violin photo - 22 Jun 2014 - 1.jpg|Rodent droppings on the carpet.<br />
File:Ebay violin photo - 22 Jun 2014 - 2.jpg<br />
File:Ebay violin photo - 22 Jun 2014 - 3.jpg<br />
File:Ebay violin photo - 22 Jun 2014 - 4.jpg<br />
File:Ebay violin photo - 22 Jun 2014 - 5.jpg<br />
File:Okcupid_8_jul_2014_2.jpg|The bathroom, seemingly lit artificially at night...<br />
File:Okcupid 8 jul 2014 5.jpg|And during the day, with more light than anybody wants.<br />
File:RentalHouse2015.jpg|The house in April 2015, having apparently survived the Chandlers.<br />
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==See also==<br />
* [[Chris's homes]]<br />
* [[Destruction Of Chris's House]]<br />
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==References==<br />
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<div>{{quote|And I do think I Am Entitled in a True, Valid Relationship with a woman very much like you, because I Need The Love, and not only that, but I Am Of Royalty in the [[Daniel Weston|Weston]] Bloodline.|Chris to [[Catherine]], 14 December 2014<ref>[[Catherine E-mails]]</ref>}}<br />
[[Image:Anne boleyn.jpg|thumb|Chris's alleged progenitrix. Perhaps her bloodline resulting in [[Sonichu]] was why she was called [[Mary Lee Walsh|a witch]].]]<br />
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'''Anne Boleyn''' ([[Pre-1980#Pre-1900|c.1501/1507–1536]]) was Queen of [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|England and Ireland]] as the second wife of {{w|Henry VIII of England|King Henry VIII}}. [[Chris]] claims to be a descendant of her from his [[Barbara|mother]]'s side of the family, via a certain [[Daniel Weston]] who was purportedly on the ''{{w|Mayflower}}''.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> Chris [[Chris and English|cannot even spell "Boleyn"]].<ref name="IRC 22 December 2008">[[IRC (22 December 2008)]], [[Mailbag 47#Begone]], [[MySpace messages#Jalena]]</ref> It is unknown whether or not Chris and Barb plan to produce evidence of their ancestry and topple the current royal {{w|House of Windsor}}. <br />
[[File:KingChris.png|thumb|What Chris and Barb probably want to do with their royal heritage.]]<br />
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History buffs may notice a problem with this; aside from the fact that Daniel Weston never even existed, Anne Boleyn had only one daughter: {{w|Elizabeth I of England|Queen Elizabeth I}}. It is impossible for Chris to be descended from her, or indeed for anybody to be; Elizabeth I was childless and was in fact famously known as the [[virgin with rage|Virgin Queen]]; indeed, Chris's home state of [[Virginia is for Virgins|Virginia]] is named in her honor. The only conceivable way would have been through an illegitimate child, who by definition could not be royalty. The closest authentic involvement that Chris has to the English royal house is through his remote ancestor Ludovico Bassano, who was Good Queen Bess's court [[Chris and music|musician]].<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5552973 Genealogy of Christian Weston Chandler, released 6 November 2019]</ref> <br />
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Current evidence suggests that Barb gave Chris this idea, which seems likely as he's been rambling about his ancestry for years, even before his discovery by the Internet. In August [[2005]], he tried to impress a girl on [[MySpace]] with this "fact" because she was interested in royalty.<ref>[[MySpace messages#Jalena]]</ref> This may have been this ridiculous notion's first outing, but it was not to be the last - as recently as 2014, in the [[Rental House Tour]], Barb and Chris bored [[Catherine]] and [[Cousin Al]] to tears with a completely fictitious account of how the Westons are considered royalty to this day, and that she and Chris were "blood kin" to Queen Elizabeth I.<br />
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In late [[2008]], Chris deduced (or more likely decided) that he is descended from {{w|Mary Boleyn}} (Anne's [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|sister]]),<ref name="IRC 22 December 2008"/> and from {{w|Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland}} (born 1577),<ref name="ReferenceA">[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009]]</ref> and later {{w|Earl of Portland|Earls of Portland}}.<ref name="IRC">[[IRC (31 December 2008)]]</ref> Chris had looked up Richard Weston and Mary Boleyn on [[Wikipedia]] to find a link between them<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> which fortifies the view that Chris and Barb [[List of Chris's lies|made the whole thing up]]. There is admittedly a possibility that his family tree loops back on itself, but it's [[Virginia|probably a good deal more recent than the Tudor period]].<br />
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In [[May 2009]], Chris also cited his ancestry as one of the reasons for [[Wikipedia]] to have an article on him.<ref name="ReferenceA"/> In the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]], [[Zapina]] is said to be studying at "Bolyn High",<ref>''[[Sonichu 9]]'', [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_2 p. 2].</ref> probably named in reference to Anne Boleyn.<br />
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==References==<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Daniel Weston]]<br />
*[[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]]<br />
*[[Chandler Family Tree]]<br />
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The '''IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court''' followed the [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript|Applebee's date]] between [[Catherine]] and Chris on 31 [[August 2014]]. As on the date itself, Catherine's [[Cousin Al|cousin Al]] tagged along. As Catherine would later relate, "We were going to escape to the 'mechanic' where Catie's car was, but Chrissy wanted to follow us. When he offered to show us [[14 Branchland Court|14BC]], we took him upon it. We followed him even though Al knew where we were going. Chris seriously drives like my demented old grandma who doesn't have a license anymore because she kept going the wrong way up one way streets." For about ten minutes the trio trudged through the weedy, garbage-strewn lawn outside of Chris's burned-out home. Catherine's description: "The place is.... Bad. Much smaller than I thought it would be, too. Its overgrown and there is broken glass everywhere. Everywhere you look there's STUFF, all garbage. [[Robert Chandler|Bob]]'s old workshop is full of rubbish. His greenhouse is doing slightly better but not much."<br />
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After this stop, the three made their way to the [[Rental House|rental house]] for a [[Rental House Tour|tour]] and a meet-and-greet with [[Barbara Chandler|Chris's mother]] and their [[Clover and Snoopy|dogs]].<br />
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This recording has been deleted from YouTube, though it has been featured in ''[[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]]'', so it is not entirely lost.<br />
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==Summary==<br />
During the tour, Chris reveals some information regarding the [[2014 house fire|house fire]], the state of the Chandler's possessions and the contents of the yard at 14 Branchland Court:<br />
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*The Chandler's dogs, [[Clover and Snoopy]], woke Chris up and alerted him to the fire.<br />
*Chris says that Barb tried to put out the fire with an fire extinguisher, claiming she would've succeeded if they had a second one.<br />
*Chris and Barb were able to salvage much of the hoard following the house fire.<br />
*The firefighters broke several windows in order to get inside the house during the fire.<br />
*One of the Chandler's cars has been sitting at 14 Branchland Court since the fire, due to an dead battery. Chris says that they plan on selling it.<br />
*Chris claims he used his "strong" muscles to move [[Patti]]'s doghouse near her burial site.<br />
*Chris spent time in the yard gazebo during his childhood, until his parents were no longer able to tend to the yard.<br />
*Chris says that as a child, he and [[Bob]] used to build things out of wood in the workshop. The workshop was converted to a storage site sometime before the move to [[Chris's homes#Chesterfield County (Richmond suburbs)|Chesterfield]].<br />
*Since Bob's death, Chris has been keeping his father's vinyl records in storage boxes. He says he is thinking about selling or donating them.<br />
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==Audio==<br />
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| name = 14BC Tour Video<br />
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|b4w28lQAON0}}<br />
| Stardate = 31 [[August 2014]]<br />
| Featuring = [[Chris]], [[Catherine]], Al<br />
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}}<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
[''Garbled, Chris and Catie talking in the background'']<br />
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<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: ...from what you had told me, it didn't sound like the damage was all that bad, it just in need of a new roof but it looks like it's a lot more damage – you must be... that must have been devastating!<br />
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<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, [[2014 house fire|it was devastating]]. At least we all got out safe.<br />
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<font color="#009900">'''Catie'''</font> and <font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
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<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So what's under this tarp?<br />
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<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh, that's, uh, material for the renovation.<br />
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<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Ah so...[garbled by Chris speaking over Catie]...better not touch it.<br />
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<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: The other triangle ones over there on the other side dumpster, rafters.<br />
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<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So, how long's it been here? I see that there's the leaves and everything on it...<br />
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<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh, It's been here for, like, uh, about a week or two.<br />
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<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh, just a week or two?<br />
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<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
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<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
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<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: How long ago was the fire again?<br />
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<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: It was last January, on the tenth.<br />
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<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So it's been what, like, seven, eight months?<br />
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<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, it happened at like two a.m.<br />
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<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: That must-<br />
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<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [[Clover and Snoopy|Dogs]] woke me up, and I saw the fire, I- I was like, oh my God, fire!<br />
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<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So...shit, so you just ran out of the house, then?<br />
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<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Well, didn't- I didn't think of that initially, but I called 911, they advised us to get out of the house. [[Barbara Chandler|My mom]] tried to py- tried to put out the fire with the esstinguisher...<br />
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<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah?<br />
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<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: If she had a second one, she would have won that battle!<br />
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<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Think so? Oh, don't go in!<br />
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<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [?]<br />
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<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Is that all locked up, then?<br />
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<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, it's locked up. I don't even remember the combination anymore for that thing. I used to have it for when I was putting the box- collecting the boxes...<br />
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<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So after the fire, you got what was left out of the house, then?<br />
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<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, we salvaged a lot! There were a lot of things that were still...very good shape.<br />
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<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: What kind of things?<br />
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[garbled, as everyone speaks at the same time]<br />
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<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Hundreds, and thousands...<br />
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<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh, there's broken glass, I'm not going to stand there!<br />
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<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
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<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: You've got hundreds-<br />
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<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Come right here and not stand on the broken glass!<br />
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<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: I got boots on, I'm fine.<br />
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<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Well, you've got boots on, I haven't.<br />
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<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, well...damn.<br />
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<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh, it's the same shoes as you wore in the picture!<br />
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<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah! They're my favorite shoes. I'm probably going to have to get rid of them soon, they're starting to get um...<br />
[garbled]<br />
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<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: They've got a nice selection at [[Target]] or [[Walmart]]-<br />
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<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Mm-hmm, usually. I used to get my shoes at the [?]-<br />
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<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yes, they're the upper end, that.<br />
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<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: ...discount- discount shoe warehouse.<br />
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<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
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<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah, it's a good place. If you- if you know how to shop, you get them pretty cheap.<br />
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<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
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<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So, Chris, you said the fire was eight months ago, but they only delivered that stuff like, a week or two ago?<br />
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<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, a whole lot paperwork had to be processed, everywhere. <br />
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<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah!<br />
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<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: What sort of paperwork?<br />
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<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh, you know, the- whate- I don't know all- I don't know specifically, but-you-know, between state farm and Arcam Construction [sp?] and...[[Rainbow]] Cleaners...<br />
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<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Okay.<br />
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<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
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<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: So...I suppose...[?]...I was born to speak all mirth and no matter, it's a quote from Shakespeare. This one's Shakespeare as well.<br />
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<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
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<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: I like Shakespeare.<br />
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<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: I know you do, you told me.<br />
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<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah, it's a little strange, but...<br />
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<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, and the li- and the Tudors, you like dressing up for Halloween.<br />
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<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Mm-hmm, I love dressing up for Halloween; Halloween is not too fa- too far out.<br />
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<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
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<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, you know...<br />
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[garbled]<br />
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<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So, what happened- what happened with all the windows and all?<br />
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<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: The firemen did that, they broke the windows so they could get in... yeah, 'cuz of all the clutter we had...in the house.<br />
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<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [unclear, perhaps: Yeah, you got- you've got to throw some of those things out?]<br />
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<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So what's the story with this? It looks like an old car.<br />
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<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Uhhh, no, uh, actually it was a- it was- it's in newer condition than you think.<br />
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<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: How long's it been sitting here?<br />
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<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: It has been sitting here since the fire, actually, uh, couldn't get it started to move it...da battery died, it needs a new battery.<br />
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<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh, that's an easy fix!<br />
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<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah it's an easy fix, but then it's got worse problems than that. We're gonna sell it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. How much you trying to get for it?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Mm, I don't know, My mom my- my mom...I don't know, that's her department, but...guessing, guessing maybe five, two to five grand.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Two to five grand? How long's it been since it's run?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Ugh.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Since the fire, you said?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, pretty much.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Well, Chris...how old's this car again?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Ugh, I forget. Um...<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Probably about fifteen years, or so?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Uhh, a lot le- I'd say...less than that.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: All right. Well, if it hasn't run in almost eight or nine months, a lot of the gasoline inside the motor can clog it up and damage the motor so the engine might be damaged. I don't know if you'd get two or five grand for it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Eh, well, you never know, we're gonna try sell it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. I don't know, I hope- I hope...<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: I suppose you'd have to get what you could for it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: I hope you get some cash for it, so, yeah...<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Well, maybe you could help me find somebody.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: There's always [[Craigslist]]!<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. But you get a bunch of weird people on Craigslist, too.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah, I suppose you do. I mean, I don't use Craigslist very much, but...<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So what's this? Is this like, an old dog pen, or bed-<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, yeah, [[Patti]], my dog Patti, who, uh, died quite- quite a few years ago, she lived- she lived in the pen. I moved the doghouse with [[obesity|my muscles]] and how [[I AM STRONG|strong]] I was, moved it right over there to where we buried her.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh, right there!<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: She bur- what?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: We buried her underneath where that doghouse is.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Right- right over there where that doghouse is?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: But that's- I guess it's best not to tread on it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, probably not good to walk-<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh, you've got a little gazebo back here!<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Ah, ye- did you ever spend time here?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, in- young- in my younger years we did spend time in the gazebo. And then my par- and then my parents got older than they did and couldn't [garbled] tend to the yard as well.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Well, you could've-<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Maintenance- when you have a property, maintenance is a huge issue, so...<br />
<br />
[garbled]<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Did you step up and help them a bit [Chris speaks over Catie]<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: I helped, I helped a bit, yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So what did you do to help them around maintenance, around the house?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Eh, I pull- [[Father Call|I pulled weeds]] and mowed some- I did mow a lo- I'd mow the lawn, I mowed the yard, yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: What's underneath here?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Uh, just old furniture.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Furniture...<br />
<br />
[garbled]<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Like I said, a lot of stuff. Eh, get rid of all this, I'm sure.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
[Catie in background, indistinct]<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Hey, uh, Chris, so what's this?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh, that's the workshop.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Well, what's it say here out front?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh, that's a memem- in memory of my father, here, that's his- it's a, it was me and Mis- me and my father's "dreaming studio"...[Al talks over Chris]<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Hey, Catie! Come take a look at this!<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: What have we got here?<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So that plaque, that little sign there on the door, who made that?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: He did, my father.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh, that's lovely! [The plaque reads: "DREAMING STUDIO OF MR. C AND LITTLE C WHERE DREAMS DO COME TRUE - 1989"]<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So your father did?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. He kep-<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: When did he make it?<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh, it says [[1989]] [Chris chimes in: 1989] right there on the bottom.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh! So you would have been how old then?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: It would have been...uh, definitely seven.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Seven years old...so this was a workshop, you said?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So what did you and your father do here?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh, we ended up building a few things in there.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: What- what sort of things did you build? Do you remember?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh, you know, wood- wood things, whatever.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Like carpenter stuff.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, kind of.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Like cabinet- or cabinet making?<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So, what, have you done anything in there since then?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Ugh. Wha-Uh- um, uh, erm since uhh-fter we stopped using it we essentially been using it for storage...for...a number of our things.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. So how long's it been since you've used it as a workshop?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Ugh, it's been like, uh...um, sometime after nine- sometime before ['92?] or after [[2000]], before we moved to Chesterfield and uh- that's his garden- his garden, though. He came back here in his la'er- in his later years within the past decade to, uh- y'know-<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Ooh, more broken glass! I'm- gonna step carefully.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [garbled]...yeah, they broke the glass out of the screen door, there.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So, wait a second, like, the glass here is falling outwards, like, did somebody break from the inside out? Or...<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Mm, yeah, I guess so.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: 'Cuz like if they were outside and they broke the glass it would fall inside the building, so it-<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah well, also, we moved things out, so we might [have] kicked some glass out here.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Ah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh, there's [marbles?] everywhere!<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So, when you left the house during the fire, what- where did you get out of? The front door?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: We went out- we went out through the front door.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh. It's good that you could get out that way, so...<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, he had his own little setup in there of all the, uh, little [people?] and [[Christmas]] things.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Ah, so your father set that up?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah!<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Can we see?<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Cool!<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: He enjo- he enjoyed records.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh, jeez!<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh, wow! That's quite- that's quite a collection!<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: There's qui- there's quite a number of records.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, [such very beautiful-?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Like I say, [there's? He's too excited to hear] a real record case! Thousands of records.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Thousands of vinyl records.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah!<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So those are all your father's?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, all- they all were his.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So, have they just been sitting out there then, since he passed away?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. Yeah, pretty much. Hey we got- there's- like, boxes of them more back at- between the storage unit and a few at the house we're renting.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So you've got a storage unit?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Does that help, to store some of your stuff?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, a lot of it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. Do you think you'd ever consider selling those records?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, yeah, I belie- yeah, we're thinking about it, either donating them or selling them.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Ouch...ouch!<br />
<br />
[Chris and Al ignore this]<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Selling them will be a lot better...<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: I actually- I actually collect vinyl records, Chris...<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh you do?!<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font> [noticeably thrilled]: You-ba-dee-you'll be a big help to us, Al!<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. I-<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: She's a lot more than heaven-sent since she brought you along, now! Haha!<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Well, I might be willing to buy some [of] them, but it would have to be a fair price, and I- 'd be only the ones that I would want, but I might be able to help you out with some cash.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: I appreciate that. Thank you so much, Al!<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, no- no problem, yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Hmm. Well, yeah, after we get moved back in, then we got all the boxes in- in the utility room area, which is close to that door you just passed...<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Hello?<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: We'll be able to [flip them out?]<br />
<br />
[Catie talking on the phone in the background]<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Well, yeah, don't sell 'em to anybody else, make sure you keep 'em, let me know first before you get rid of them.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh, I'll hafta- I'll hafta get your- get your phone number into my phone-<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: -and your address, [get yours] over there...<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Al!<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: We'll go on- we'll go over there now...<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: How m- how-<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: That was the mechanic, he says he's going to close up sooner- oof! Sooner than he thought he would, said he's got a family emergency. We've got to get going now, as I need my things.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: All right, well I can just give you a ride- I can just give you a ride home, anyway if you want, so...<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
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[[Category:Lost Media]]</div>ParkerHaley2003https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Rental_House_Tour&diff=287216Rental House Tour2022-04-29T07:07:31Z<p>ParkerHaley2003: </p>
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<div>The '''Rental House Tour''' is the last in the series of events of 31 [[August 2014]], which had begun with the [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript]] and had continued with the [[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]]. That afternoon, Chris, [[Catherine]], and her [[Cousin Al|cousin Al]] stopped by the [[Rental House]] to meet [[Barb]] and [[Clover and Snoopy|the beagles]]. Note that every time Catherine sneezes, it's an attempt to prevent Chris from putting his arm around her or kissing her.<br />
[[File:Rental House June 2014.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The rental house.]]<br />
<br />
==Summary==<br />
* Chris shows them his [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|Lego version of Manchester High]] and some little figures of [[Catherine]] and himself.<br />
* They find that Chris has a picture of Catherine on his night stand.<br />
* Chris confirms that all of his [[Playstation 3]] [[Video games|games]] have survived the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]].<br />
* Chris shows off his [[High School]] yearbook and talks about each of his [[gal-pals]].<br />
* Chris talks about his [[Clover and Snoopy|dogs]], who are horribly trained and cared for and who go berserk if they see someone they don't recognise.<br />
* Chris and [[Barb]] talk a little about [[Daniel Weston|Richard Weston]].<br />
* Barb tells the story about how [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] almost died of an infection.<br />
* Barb explains how they're British royalty.<br />
* The background music, which appears to consist of orchestral versions of [[Beatles]] songs and other 50s/60s hits, lends the entire exchange an air of classic Hollywood melodrama, as if Katharine Hepburn were about to slap someone or burst into tears at any moment.<br />
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==Part One==<br />
===Audio===<br />
{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = Rental House Tour Audio Part One<br />
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|ssLj-FCmtss}}<br />
| Stardate = 31 [[August 2014]]<br />
| Featuring = [[Chris]], [[Catherine]], Al, [[Barb]], [[Clover and Snoopy]] <br />
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}}<br />
| previous = [[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court|14BC Tour Video]]<br />
| next = Rental House Tour Audio Part One<br />
}}<br />
===Transcript===<br />
====Introductions====<br />
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<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Hey Chris!<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Is it alright if I park right there?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: That’s fine.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: You’re OK. Don’t worry about it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Damn, this is a…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah, you don't wanna get...[?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, this is a nice place.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: It’s a nice little neighborhood.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: It’s two stories but only about two-thirds of the width.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. So you’ve been livin’ here since when?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Eh, since last February.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [entering house] Hello!<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Howdy.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [[Clover and Snoopy|Hi Snoopy! Hi Clover!]] Hi mom.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Howdy.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Hi.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Um, Barbara Anne, this is, this is…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Nice to meet you.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: That’s Catherine and her cousin Al.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Glad to meet ya. I’m Big Al.<br />
[[File:Clover and snoopy.jpg|thumb|200px|right|They're a lot fatter now.]]<br />
'''(one or more of the dogs start baying)''' <br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: They're lovely, too... [?]<br />
<br />
'''Dog:''' AROOOOOOOO!<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh…<br />
<br />
'''Dog:''' AROOOOOO!<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Snoopy…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: There’s some, yeah they seem a little bit worked up there.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, that’s Snoopy, and that’s Clover.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Strangers in their house.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Well howdy Snoopy, howdy Clover.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: They’re part fox.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Huh huh!<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: They are cute.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh, no kiddin’.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font> I love dogs, so (phone rings) I've gotta...<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
'''Dog:''' Bark!<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Alright, we’ll let you…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, we’ll let you get to…<br />
<br />
'''Dog:''' AROOOOO! AROOOOOO! AROOOOOO!<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: …the door.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Ah, thank you.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. Oh, actually and I had also got you a case…<br />
<br />
'''Dog:''' AROOOOOO! AROOOOOOO! AROOOOOOO! AROOO!<br />
<br />
[chaos]<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: OK, OK.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Anyway, [?].<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Don’t bite me!<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh, thank you.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, and I…<br />
<br />
'''Dog:''' AROOOOOO!<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Hold the last one.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: I really need. [?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: They seem pretty loud.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, they get loud, when there’s new people.<br />
<br />
====Touring Chris's playroom====<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Aw, cool! Dude, is this your room?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, that’s my work room.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Can I go in for a moment?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. Sure.<br />
<br />
'''Dog:''' AROOOOO!<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Hey now, doggies, calm down! That’s good. [To Al]: I had to pretty much prepare for Catherine’s staying over for a while longer at least. I had a second, I had, I made room for a second ''chair''.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So, so what is all this then?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, pretty much some random things, but that’s a high school I built based on the one from Heartlake High. I dedicated building that to [[Manchester High School|Manchester High]]. Took me about a ''month'' to build that. <br />
[[File:Rebuilths3.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's Lego high school as it appeared in the rental house.]]<br />
'''Dog:''' AROOOOO!<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Really. <br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Well see Chris, you have, you spent a month to build that?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Well see, that’s dedication right there.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: With your [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]] and stuff, you can do the same thing, if you can be dedicated. Like if you can work on that for a month…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah...<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: …you can spend a month working on a comic book.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. [Wants to change the subject] Anyway, yeah, I built this house on multiple houses. And here’s our minifigs, me and Catherine.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Awww. <br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, I pain-, I painted a kilt on her. <br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, it’s a [[Lego]] head on a…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh, so that’s like the little kilt right there then?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Uh, it’s like a…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Is that like bubblegum or…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: That’s denim skirt.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh. Oh.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah but, I used paper to make that.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Neat, yeah, and that’s little Catie. What’s that around her neck, is that like a little medallion, or…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] [[medallion]]. Uh, on my [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]], I eventually would give them.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh. Cool.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: And custom minifigures of the hedgehogs.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So did you make those yourself then?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. <br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So you seem to have an interest in arts and crafts, then.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yes.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Neat. So what’s…<br />
<br />
[Catherine enters]<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [cloying voice] Yeah, that’s you.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Is that me? Oh that’s even tinier than I thought. Oh that’s so cute.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: And here, and here I am.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh, they’re cute. [giggles] That’s so cute. There you go.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: [Feigning awe] Dude.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Wow, you’ve got a lot of [[Lego]]. I didn’t realize you had that much.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So, what, what’s in this case right here, is this…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh that’s my medicine case. It’s got my [[Chris and health|prescription medicine]]…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh. <br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, too bad you’re not staying, we could have watched [[Wikipedia:Gigi (1958 film)|Gigi]].<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah I’m sorry, we’ve got to get out of here.<br />
<br />
====Next stop: the bedroom====<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. Uh, at least let me show you the uh, my bedroom. It is right there.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: So, you go right ahead.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So this is sort of like your office, then?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, kind of. Yeah. Here’s where I sleep.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh it’s a nice room. Wow, it’s a Skylanders.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: There’s a lot, how many…? [counting?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Catie, can I take a look for a mom-?<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [joking] No, you can’t.<br />
<br />
[Al and Catherine goof around]<br />
<br />
[Elevator music starts up]<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Wow.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh you have a nice set up in here, man.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So is this your TV then?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Uh, that’s, yeah, that’s a 3D TV, from Sony. [[Playstation]].<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Dude, you got a lot of PS3 [[Video games|games]]!<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Did these survive [[Destruction Of Chris's House|the fire]], or…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yes, they all did. Every last one.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh that’s fortunate.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh that’s good, yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. Oh…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So do you have…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: …do you happen to have an interest in video discs as well?<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Dude, those things are so old - do you collect those?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Uh…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Have you had those ever since…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: We had these, we had these a lo-, pretty much all my life.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh, Catie, take a look at the night stand there!<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, this is pretty much our entire collection of…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [Slightly horrified] Oh, I didn’t realize you kept my picture on your night stand. Oh wait, I think you did tell me that.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: You kept my picture on your night stand. That’s so cute...<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So what game system do you got, is that, uh, Sega…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Sega Dreamcast.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh I remember that…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: And who’s that?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: That’s [[Robert Chandler|my father]].<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh. <br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: That’s Mr. C right there.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So you keep that there too?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: That’s Catherine and Mr. C.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Do you think he would approve of me?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: How do you feel?<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: I like to think so.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: And that, then I think he does.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: He see-, he seems a little bit… interested in your best program here. [?]<br />
<br />
====High school reminisces====<br />
<br />
[music swells]<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah that’s uh, I ended up with two copies of the senior yearbook.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Why two copies?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Uh, uh, I think it’s because, uh, well, wound up, separate purchases, I think.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh. So somebody like, filled out a form wrong or something?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, I think so.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So who were your [[gal-pals]] then, that you were talking about in high school? Were they, are they in here, or…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, they’re in, they’re in there, mostly, uh…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Now did this get water damaged during the fire?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Um…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Put in the fire.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: It seems like the pages are a little bit wrinkled, or…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, yeah, I think that one did get some water damage.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: You might have better luck with this copy which is only smoke-damaged.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. Did they, so the insurance company, are they compensating you for all this damage? Cuz like…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: …when stuff like this gets damaged, it’s priceless, you know? I mean…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. Oh yeah, I bookmarked the beginning of the ''senior'' section there. <br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Aw, did they, did they sign your yearbook at all?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Um…Oh I might not have thought about it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, there’s some people…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah plus we didn’t, I don’t think we got these yearbooks till ''after'' [[graduation]].<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh that’s unusual.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh that sucks.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: So where are you in here?<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Which one is your gal-pal then?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Um, there’s a number of them, uh let’s see, [flipping through yearbook]…There I am. <br />
[[File:ChrisChanY2K.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's yearbook photo.]]<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh, there we go.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh!<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: In a little tuxedo.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah see, I like it man, you look very…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Very smart.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: You know, you know what you remind me of there?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Who?<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: You should, you should, you know like Frank Sinatra, one of those old singers.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh, [[Chris and music|I like Frank Sinatra]].<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: That, that would go on stage, and he’d talk, and the smooth voice and he’d talk to the ladies…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [takes on persona] Good evening ladies and gentlemen!<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, yeah!<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: We’ve really got a big show for you tonight!<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, like from one of those, uh, old black-and-white movies, you know? But yeah, you look smooth and classy, man.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. Oh uh, [[Kellie Andes]], uh, was my high school s-, sweetheart that I fell in big like with…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So, so which one is she?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [spelling] A…A L E, um, yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: This says Kellie Lynn Andes right there.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh, that one?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Can I have a look?<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh, she’s very pretty.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. Well not as pretty as you, right Catie? Right Chris?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: No, she’s…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [laughs] Did you just call him Catie?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [chuckles]<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh I’m sorry, I’m sorry.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: I have to sneeze again, sorry.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: I’m a little big dyslexic myself. Sometimes I mix up words and stuff.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Uh, well.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: I say something when I mean to say something else. So.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [Sneezes] Excuse me.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [spelling] C B B…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Must have caught a cold on the plane.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh I hope not.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: It happens all the time. Every time you travel.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [browsing] Oh and, it's B E V... … Oh shoot, [trails off]. Oh, Sarah Bev-, [[Gal pal#Sarah Anne Bevel|Sarah Bevel]].<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh that, that one right there.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh she’s very pretty too.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. <br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: You have lots of pretty friends, haven’t you?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [Smugly] Eh, yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Dude, you gotta go back to whatever it was you were doing back then, you got all the girls. Well I mean you have Catie now, so I mean…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, I’d rather, I’d rather stick with a winner.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: It’s good to be a winner, I think?<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Hm, G O… Tiff-, there she is. [[Tiffany Gowen]].<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah right there, the blonde at the bottom...<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: She looks a little bit like, em, Cameron Diaz. <br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: I think it’s the hair, but she does look a little bit like Cameron Diaz.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Do you have any [[JERKS|guys]] that you hung out with back in high school, or…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Uh,…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Or was it mostly girls?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Not, not, it was mostly girls. <br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Mostly girls?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. I did have, uh, [[Joseph Herring|one]], um, uh, I hung out with in my freshman year when I was vars-, when I was, uh, co-water boy/manager of the [[Manchester High School#Go Lancers!|varsity basketball team]].<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So wait, you were manager of the basketball team?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, varsity.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: That’s pretty cool.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Thank you.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Hey, is this the bathroom?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, you mind if I take a leak real quick?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Go ahead.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, hey Catie, I’ll get here and then I’ll go downstairs and join up with you guys, so.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Alright.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: I’ll be out in just a minute.<br />
<br />
==Part Two==<br />
===Audio===<br />
<br />
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| name = Rental House Tour Audio Part Two<br />
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|pepLdYwk3Wk}}<br />
| Stardate = 31 [[August 2014]]<br />
| Featuring = [[Chris]], [[Catherine]], Al, [[Barb]], [[Clover and Snoopy]] <br />
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}}<br />
| previous = Rental House Tour Audio Part One<br />
| next =<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
====Chatting with Barb====<br />
<br />
<br />
[toilet flushes]<br />
<br />
[sink runs]<br />
<br />
[door squeaks open]<br />
<br />
[20th Century orchestral music is heard]<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Hello. <br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [Oh watch?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh, are they gonna eat me alive now, or…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [unintelligible] he wants to buy a bunch of ours.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, the uh, vinyl records y’all got, I collect them, so.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: You can go through 'em.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Sure.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: ...'Cuz I know you loved your records.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Right now they’re all in a tractor-trailer.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: In a tractor-trailer?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Not really, no, they’re in a storage unit or downstairs.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: They’re not downstairs.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh, oh.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I put ‘em on a tractor-trailer.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh, OK, well I guess, when the Rainbow cleaners, some of them got taken to their facility. Well not all of them, there was a bunch of them at the s-, at the unit.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Oh.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: At your storage unit?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Oh, OK.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [to dog] Oh, hi baby girl. He’s a kisser. [baby voice] He likes to kiss.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: They’re so cute. I’m sure they’ll get used to me eventually.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: They just don’t know who I am or why I’m in their house!<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Snoopy, Clover, that’s Catherine. Catie. You saw her picture?<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [giggles] You showed your dogs my picture? That’s so cute.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: They like the picture or what, or…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Uh well, they sniffed it. They smell everything.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: That's the ticket.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, they got, we got separate to pee and poo on the paper.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah, try not…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: On the black thing.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: …to stand on it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. They what? Oh, yeah, I guess that makes sense then, on the paper…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Try not to stand on it or anything.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: It’s, it’s awfully inconvenient to take them outside and have to pick it up.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I’d rather have it inside, to pick it up.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh yeah, and then it’s closer so you can clean it up without going as far away.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I’m 72 years old, and I don’t.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Fair enough.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: You’ve worked enough in your life, so…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. I told, I told mom about, uh, how you have a lot of interesting stories from your travels in the European Brish - British areas.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Hey mother, tell her, tell her something about the Weston name. Or some of it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: 400 years ago, the king declared the name [[Daniel Weston|Weston]], W-E-S-T-O-N, not I-N or E-N, but O-N, to be part of England’s [[Anne Boleyn|royalty]] forever. <br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: That’s interesting.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: So Christian…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: There’s a lot of uh, there’s a lot of names like that in England, and um… Well you go, you go back through the um, the old records and stuff and you see…<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Well my cousin…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: …lordships, and you see…<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Well my cousin was the one that put together a pilgrimage…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Wow. That’s a piece of history right there.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: It certainly seems, Christian seems like a pretty good son. He was talking about how he helps you out around the house and all, and such.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Oh my gosh. <br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I couldn’t, I couldn’t survive without him.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. Well I hope he takes care of Catie just as well. So.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: I’m pretty sur-, I’m fairly confident I will. I had practice.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: [cackles] He’s had a lot of practice. His father died three years ago.<br />
<br />
[Music actually switches to a sadder tone]<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: I know. We heard. I’m terribly sorry.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. Sorry. I apologize for your loss. That’s gotta suck. So.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah. Yeah you, you never get over it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Not really, no.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: My sister and…[?] um, her husband…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yes, yeah, [[Minor Family Members#Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet and Tom]].<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: …had to have surgery on this area.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh, that’s terrible. Oh, poor doggie.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: He has a growth that’s blocking the flow of whatever fluids, and as a result, it’s causing constant infection.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh that’s awful.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Sounds awful.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: So, he’s gonna get operated on at the end of September.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: In September?<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I, I wonder if it’s life-threatening, cause this area here…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: They didn’t mention that.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: …there’s a hole in the brain right there.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Well that’s…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: A hole in the brain?<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: There’s a hole that goes right in the brain. My oldest son, um…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [[Cole]].<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: …almost died from a sinus infection, in California…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: I didn’t hear this one.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh my goodness.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: …shortly after he went out there to college. He - he had a sinus infection.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: That’s awful.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: And he couldn’t - couldn’t shake it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: I’m so sorry.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: He um - so he went to the doctor, and the doctor said "you’re just in time".<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Well that’s good.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: For a few hours. He wouldn’t’ve made it a few hours... [?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Wow. That was…let’s see…<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: That’s when I really learned…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: …when he first went to college, so he would, he would have been about eighteen, nineteen?<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah, he was about nineteen.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: I don’t, I have no idea how old he is now, so I don’t know how long ago that would have been.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: He’s, yeah he was born in ’63.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: OK.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: And Christian was born in ’82.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Uh, 40, 51.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: ’82. I bought mailbox numbers 63 and 82.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Mm hmm.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh!<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I had trouble, I had trouble remembering it and I started…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Well that’s a good trick.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Well that’s handy.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, we like number games as well as word games.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh that’s lovely.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, hey, tell ‘em your anniversary date. Or wedding.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: 6-7-80.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: 6-7-80, that’s easy to remember.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: My husband and I got married, we were married 31 years. <br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: That’s a long while.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: And um, two months after we were married, he had triple bypasses, and the doctors told me that he would not have lived two more weeks.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Wow.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: If he hadn’t had…and if he hadn’t had married me he’d never’ve known.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Cause you made him go to the doctor.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: It was very suddenly. Because he was, uh, an engineer at GE and he did hard core negotiating to sell their products.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: To sell their products. So.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: (to Snoopy) Oh, I'm not me. Do you want to smell me?<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: It wasn’t easy…<br />
<br />
'''Dog:''' AROOOOOO!<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Snoopy, calm down.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font> Alright, fair enough.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Calm down, little boy, calm down. I think they’re probably easier if uh, if I was sitting down.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, I don’t know if we have much room here.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: It was…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: We can’t stay too terribly long.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah we’re gonna head out in a few minutes anyways, so…<br />
<br />
====The fire and its consequences====<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: The couch belongs to the dogs. They saved us from the fire.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah, Christian said they woke you up.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, they woke me up, then I woke her up.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I got, I burned both feet, because I didn’t have any shoes on.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: You had to walk through the fire then?<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Well I had to extinguish it, try to put it out, and what happened was, uh…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: More over on... [?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: The flecks from the... insulation... in the wall.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: The flecks from the insul-, like, they were drop-, pieces of insulation were dropping down?<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yes.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: And they burnt you on the foot?<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I on the bottom, I stepped on them.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Um, well OK, I didn’t hear that. I thought, I thought the worst damage to your feet was from you had to walk all over that wet grass cause it was raining that morning.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Well I didn’t know that I had damaged my feet…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh. [stress sigh]<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: …until later.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So you saw the fire, you grabbed an extinguisher, you’re lucky you had one on hand.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: He grabbed an extinguisher, pulled the thing out, and handed it to me.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: I remember from training, you know, you pull the pin first.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: And then you handed it off to your mum.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Sounds like you were both pretty brave to fight the fire like that.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: We didn’t have any choice. I had to hold, I was able to hold it just long enough for him to get his head together, take the dogs and the cat, and uh, we got out.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Actually our cat [[Chandler Cats#Lucy|Lucy]] came to us. She was upstairs.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Was she?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, you remember, she came downstairs and met us, and then she ran out of [[14 Branchland Court|the house]] with us.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: That’s right, she did.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah I put the leads on the dogs.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: You’re all very lucky to have gotten out of that.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: I’m so sorry for your loss.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: That’s OK, it hasn’t been totally bad.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Things happen, life happens, you know?<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I think for a reason.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: You just get through it, so.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I think for a reason.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah, we’ve learned a lot. [Laughs] Yeah, we did some hardcore negotiating, with uh, State Farm. <br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Excuse me just a moment.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Uh yeah, sorry. Yep, yep, get through there…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: …in your way.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Hard core negotiating, what, they didn’t wanna pay out or somethin’, or…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: They don’t…the adjustor is a woman, and she hates the ground I walk on. She dislikes me terribly, cause I’m too old and too smart. See I’m not the typical 72-year-old woman. <br />
<br />
====Barb and Catie talk sewing====<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah I’ll just remember it and I’ll save it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Um…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: He uses that for work. Pretty much.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, that’s mostly a work phone, I wouldn’t want people, but you can contact me through Catie.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: OK.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah. It's- it's- we’re always in touch.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: OK, so you know I should contact him on the inquir- inquiry about the records.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Uh, you can al- you can always let me know and I’ll pass the message.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I appreciate you driving her there.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: That was a good security move.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Well her phone, [Catherine: “Car.”] her car broke down, so there was hardly any choice, I was the only guy who could, so.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah, so.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: But yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Well, it was good security.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, yeah everything…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, yeah, I mean, I didn’t, I didn’t know Christian or anything, I hadn’t met you all at all, and they were talkin’ pretty serious, like it seemed, so I thought I would get to know your family as well, cause if these two were gonna get hitched, it’s gonna be one family, so.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: You’re just as beautiful as he said.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh thank you. You’re very sweet.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, so.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah, you are. You are.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Thank you.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I understand you sew a little bit? <br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: A little bit, not very much. Um, basically just enough to put, like, a button on my shirt, or, or um, like, stitch up my pants.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I have a trainload of [felt?].<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh, I’m terribly sorry.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Well, [drowned out]<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Christian said you used to sew, or you sew occasionally…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I used to. I’m, I’m going to, after I get settled back in the house. <br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I’m gonna start designing and sewing.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Mm hmm.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. I told, I told her about the A-skirts you put together.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh yeah, you can make an A-line skirt out of an old pair of jeans. You just cut um, you, you rip the side, the seams in the middle, and then you use the leg to cut it off about here, and you use the legs to make the panels. <br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: It's easy to do.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: And it works very well. It’s very easy. It’s just you need a sewing machine to do it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: But you could sew it by hand, but it takes ages.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Hm. [Bizarrely inflected] She can sew more than a '''button'''.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. Alright.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Well, I mean…<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I taught my oldest son to sew, when he was growing up.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: My roommate knits. My roommate is from Texas and he knits.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Every, every boy needs to know how to sew and how to cook.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Exactly. Cause you’re not gonna have a woman all the time. Makes you self-sufficient.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Hey, what if a woman can't cook for kids, so…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Exactly.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb''': [?]</font><br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Mm hmm.<br />
<br />
====Barb's family heritage====<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: In my family, I was the, I was number one as far as, there were eight children, five girls, and uh, um…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: You were the eldest? You had to take care of the rest?<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I was five, number five of eight.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Ah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh, so you were almost in the middle.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah, I had a, I had a good spot. <br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Mm hmm.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I had to fight both ways.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [Laughs]<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I had to change diapers both ways. [Laughs]<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Well I had two sisters and a brother younger than me. I have s- one [[Minor Family Members#Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|sister]] and [[Minor Family Members#Uncle Raymond|brother]] still with us, and it’s nice. I just talked to her last night. <br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Well I think I uh, told Catie about how Barbara Anne wanted to be an English teacher...? Enjoyed some English literature I think?<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah, I enjoy literature.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. She likes a lot of Shakespe'''ah'''.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah, I do like Shakespeare.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: She also enjoys The Tudors, uh, HBO program through Netflix, all about King Henry VIII. <br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Oh, Henry VIII. [[Anne Boleyn]], his wife…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: One of, yeah, one of six.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Well, she couldn’t produce a boy.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Mm hmm.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: So he killed her. <br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: But he drummed up all these excuses that the maids helped him to put together.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah. Well he was the king, he could say whatever he wanted about anybody, and they wouldn’t dare say no, it’s not right. So.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah. He was just a murderer.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Mm. A little bit.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: The first, the first Queen Elizabeth was her daughter.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Mm hmm.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: That was uh, the last of the Tudors.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: We’re blood kin to them. I suppose we got blood kin to every Wes-, blood Weston in the world.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: That would be an interesting thing to research, like go through old records and things like that, and actually draw a line and be able to say, this is exactly where that went.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: I still don’t know the missing link between Richard Weston and Mary Boleyn.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Well Weston’s not exactly an uncommon name in Britain. I mean it’s not super-common, it’s not like Smith or anything, but there are a lot of people with that name. <br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I suppose there are. There are.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh, and I uh…<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: You’ve done a lot of important things in the, 400...<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: 400 odd years, yeah, done a lot of things and made a lot of children.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh yeah, in our thinking ahead, I did mention to her that uh, I promised you [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|our first daughter]] would have the middle name Weston.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: So to continue that tradition. And royalty.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: [?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: It does.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: So, you’re part Scottish?<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah, on my mother’s side. My mom’s Scottish and my dad’s Italian.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Our biggest [?] combination.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: It’s an interesting one.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah, it is.<br />
<br />
====Time to go====<br />
<br />
'''Dog:''' AROOOOOOO.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Ah, Snoopy, calm down. <br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Calm down. [Laughs]<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. They’re visiting right now, but I’m thinking she’ll be good more often.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: And y’all can get to know her, and I, they let me sit between them and hug them.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh that’s nice.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: They’re so sweet like, they’re so sweet like that, in other ways.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah, they’re good dogs, they really are.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: They’re very, very protective.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Beagles usually are. They’re very, they like their families. They like to be very protective of their... Their pack.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. Well anyway, uh, I, I’m Catie’s ride, and I got some stuff to do, so…<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So probably should be heading out, yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Nice meeting you.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Nice meeting you too.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I look forward to seeing you again.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Certainly.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. And that, and this is like, we just went out to eat, and we just dropped in unannounced, and we don’t wanna, yeah we won’t take up too much, too much time. Good meeting you, Mrs. Chandler.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Partially, partially, partially unannounced, because I had thought about bringing ''her'' over here anyway.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: At least to meet her, and, you know, watch Gigi, but we couldn’t do that, [Catherine sneezes.] cause um, cause your car’s in the shop. Oh bless you.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Excuse me. Thank you. I must, I must have caught cold on the plane. <br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: I hope not.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: It happens to me every time I fly. You’ve got 200-odd people in one little little tiny plane for about an hour.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Is it a long flight?<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah, I have to fly to Chicago, and then catch another flight, so.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Well cool, I’ll…<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: [something about Cole] ...I took him to San Francisco, California when he was about seven years old.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah. That’s a long flight. I think that’s about, what is that, five hours?<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I don’t quite remember [?] [Laughs]<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah, but it’s a long flight.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: It was painful. It was painful.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah. You get stuck in an airplane, you get all that air recycled. There’s somebody gets sick, it happens to me all the time.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah it does.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: I’ll probably be fine in a few days.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: If not there’s always chicken noodle soup.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah, definitely.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: They like chicken noodle soup. They’ve had some! [baby voice] Chicken noodle soup. Wasn’t that good, doggies? Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Anything with chicken in it…. Well, we’ll let you go now.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Alright, thank you for, thank you for your hospitality.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yep. Nice place. Nice place y'all got here, so.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [unintelligible] over there.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: OK, well hey, um, Catherine, before you go…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: I wanted to let you know: What am I doing in a place like this? Waiting for the most honest, true, and awesome woman to come around in my life. <br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh my god, you’re so sweet!<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: I’ve had that, I’ve had, I had that in my head for the long time since I’ve…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: I’ve got to sneeze again. Sorry. No I don't.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [chuckles]<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: It went back into my forehead.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: I hate it when it’s like you’re like 90% ready for sneezing and…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: I’m so glad this is working out very well.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Me too. Sorry, we’ve got to get going or I need to, I need to get my things back.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: OK.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: OK.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Hey Chris, we’ll both be pretty busy, but you and Catie can talk over the internet and we’ll see if we can work something out.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: You’ve got my number now, we can text all you like.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: You know where to phone me, yes?<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, we’ll see if we can work something out over the next couple weeks.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Maybe meet up again.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. Hopefully, uh, Catie, you know where we are, you can come over yourself if you feel like it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah, well I would let you know, obviously. I wouldn’t just turn up, that would be so rude.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, OK. Yeah, anyway, yeah, we wouldn’t want to interrupt nothin’. Nothin’ like that.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, that’s understandable.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. OK, well it was nice meet- [audio cuts off]<br />
<br />
==External Links==<br />
*[https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/16op1Mxtq7rDMXQfI4rEgsmJNSthJHYxH?usp=sharing Download the audio here.]<br />
*[https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1WMhCZkPIdSgBwyOau4qFD8nDUwG1Bnbc?usp=sharing Archive]<br />
<br />
{{CatherineSaga}}<br />
[[Category:Eyewitness Accounts]]<br />
[[Category:Trolling]]<br />
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{{Infobox Person<br />
|name = Cousin Al<br />
|image = Cousin Al.jpg<br />
|relatives = Catherine Sorrentino (cousin)<br />
|aliases = Skyraider91<br>Garbageraider<br />
| nationality = [[United States|American]]<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| occupation = [[Troll|Internet troll]]<br>Dumpster diver<br />
|saga = {{CatherineDenotation}}}}<br />
'''Cousin Al''' , also known as '''Skyraider91''', was an associate of the troll sweetheart [[Catherine]] who, as suggested in the name, roleplayed as her cousin. He is best well-known for raiding Chris's garbage in order to collect his old [[Manchester High Leaks|Manchester High assignments]] following its [[2014 house fire|destruction from a fire]]. This would earn him his username being changed to "'''garbageraider'''" by moderators when he posted his findings on the [[Kiwi Farms]] (initially the [[CWCki Forums]] at the time). <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/new-leak-s-15jun2014.3897/ (archive: https://archive.fo/AcM0p)</ref><br />
<br />
== In-person meetings with Chris ==<br />
On [[August 2014]] 31st of [[2014]], Cousin Al accompanied Catherine on her date with Chris at [[Applebees]]. The audio of their meeting was recorded and later posted. After Catherine introduced them, Al told Chris that he had come because Catherine needed a ride. The trio talked about a variety of topics for a while, Cousin Al often asking Chris to elaborate on what he meant when Chris' answers were too vague or confusing. At the end of their date, Al helped Catherine to develop an excuse for why Chris couldn't come back with them to wherever they were staying. Chris then invited the pair to come and visit his recently charred house, to which they obliged. <br />
<br />
They followed Chris back to his home and upon arriving, began conversing about the fire. While exploring the property, Al would ask Chris questions about things around his yard and details about the fire. After their tour, Catherine made up an excuse about a mechanic who needed them to come pick up her quickly due to a family emergency. Al told her that he could give her a ride and the two left shortly after. <br />
<br />
== Stalking of the Chandler residence ==<br />
Under his alias Skyraider91, Al would sometimes stop by the Chandler's residence to take photos of the property and then upload them for fellow trolls. On [[June 2014]] 15th of 2014, Al decided to take advantage of the recent house fire to obtain some of Chris' homework papers and other documents, which he later uploaded. For having obtained these documents the way he did, moderators renamed his alias to "Garbageraider". On [[November 2014]] 25 of that same year, he returned to the home to share its latest renovation developments.<br />
<br />
== Directors cut leak ==<br />
On [[December 2014]] 18th of 2014, Al uploaded the [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|second part]] of the [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Chandler Family Christmas 2004]] video. This was said to have been apart of Chris' "directors cut" of the [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] video, which Chris had gifted to Catherine. Chatherine most likely forfeited this clip after having received it from Chris. <br />
<br />
{{References}}<br />
{{CatherineSaga}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
[[Category:Trolls]]</div>ParkerHaley2003https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Cousin_Al&diff=287214Cousin Al2022-04-29T07:04:22Z<p>ParkerHaley2003: </p>
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<div>{{Troll}}<br />
{{Infobox Person<br />
|name = Cousin Al<br />
|image = Cousin Al.jpg<br />
|relatives = Catherine Sorrentino (cousin)<br />
|aliases = Skyraider91<br>Garbageraider<br />
| nationality = [[United States|American]]<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| occupation = [[Troll|Internet troll]]<br>Dumpster diver<br />
|saga = {{CatherineDenotation}}}}<br />
'''Cousin Al''' , also known as '''Skyraider91''', was an associate of the troll sweetheart [[Catherine]] who, as suggested in the name, roleplayed as her cousin. He is best well-known for raiding Chris's garbage in order to collect his old [[Manchester High Leaks|Manchester High assignments]] following its [[2014 house fire|destruction from a fire]]. This would earn him his username being changed to "'''garbageraider'''" by moderators when he posted his findings on the [[Kiwi Farms]] (initially the [[CWCki Forums]] at the time). <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/new-leak-s-15jun2014.3897/ (archive: https://archive.fo/AcM0p)</ref><br />
<br />
== In-person meetings with Chris ==<br />
On [[August 2014]] 31st of [[2014]], Cousin Al accompanied Catherine on her date with Chris at [[Applebees]]. The audio of their meeting was recorded and later posted. After Catherine introduced them, Al told Chris that he had come because Catherine needed a ride. The trio talked about a variety of topics for a while, Cousin Al often asking Chris to elaborate on what he meant when Chris' answers were too vague or confusing. At the end of their date, Al helped Catherine to develop an excuse for why Chris couldn't come back with them to wherever they were staying. Chris then invited the pair to come and visit his recently charred house, to which they obliged. <br />
<br />
They followed Chris back to his home and upon arriving, began conversing about the fire. While exploring the property, Al would ask Chris questions about things around his yard and details about the fire. After their tour, Catherine made up an excuse about a mechanic who needed them to come pick up her quickly due to a family emergency. Al told her that he could give her a ride and the two left shortly after. <br />
<br />
== Chandler home stalking ==<br />
Under his alias Skyraider91, Al would sometimes stop by the Chandler's residence to take photos of the property and then upload them for fellow trolls. On [[June 2014]] 15th of 2014, Al decided to take advantage of the recent house fire to obtain some of Chris' homework papers and other documents, which he later uploaded. For having obtained these documents the way he did, moderators renamed his alias to "Garbageraider". On [[November 2014]] 25 of that same year, he returned to the home to share its latest renovation developments. <br />
<br />
== Directors cut leak ==<br />
On [[December 2014]] 18th of 2014, Al uploaded the [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|second part]] of the [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Chandler Family Christmas 2004]] video. This was said to have been apart of Chris' "directors cut" of the [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] video, which Chris had gifted to Catherine. Chatherine most likely forfeited this clip after having received it from Chris. <br />
<br />
{{References}}<br />
{{CatherineSaga}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
[[Category:Trolls]]</div>ParkerHaley2003https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Cousin_Al&diff=287213Cousin Al2022-04-29T07:03:44Z<p>ParkerHaley2003: </p>
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<div>{{Troll}}<br />
{{Infobox Person<br />
|name = Cousin Al<br />
|image = Cousin Al.jpg<br />
|relatives = Catherine Sorrentino (cousin)<br />
|aliases = Skyraider91<br>Garbageraider<br />
| nationality = [[United States|American]]<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| occupation = [[Troll|Internet troll]]<br>Dumpster diver<br />
|saga = {{CatherineDenotation}}}}<br />
'''Cousin Al''' was an associate of the troll sweetheart [[Catherine]] who, as suggested in the name, roleplayed as her cousin. He is best well-known for raiding Chris's garbage in order to collect his old [[Manchester High Leaks|Manchester High assignments]] following its [[2014 house fire|destruction from a fire]]. This would earn him his username being changed to "'''garbageraider'''" by moderators when he posted his findings on the [[Kiwi Farms]] (initially the [[CWCki Forums]] at the time). <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/new-leak-s-15jun2014.3897/ (archive: https://archive.fo/AcM0p)</ref><br />
<br />
== In-person meetings with Chris ==<br />
On [[August 2014]] 31st of [[2014]], Cousin Al accompanied Catherine on her date with Chris at [[Applebees]]. The audio of their meeting was recorded and later posted. After Catherine introduced them, Al told Chris that he had come because Catherine needed a ride. The trio talked about a variety of topics for a while, Cousin Al often asking Chris to elaborate on what he meant when Chris' answers were too vague or confusing. At the end of their date, Al helped Catherine to develop an excuse for why Chris couldn't come back with them to wherever they were staying. Chris then invited the pair to come and visit his recently charred house, to which they obliged. <br />
<br />
They followed Chris back to his home and upon arriving, began conversing about the fire. While exploring the property, Al would ask Chris questions about things around his yard and details about the fire. After their tour, Catherine made up an excuse about a mechanic who needed them to come pick up her quickly due to a family emergency. Al told her that he could give her a ride and the two left shortly after. <br />
<br />
== Chandler home stalking ==<br />
Under his alias Skyraider91, Al would sometimes stop by the Chandler's residence to take photos of the property and then upload them for fellow trolls. On [[June 2014]] 15th of 2014, Al decided to take advantage of the recent house fire to obtain some of Chris' homework papers and other documents, which he later uploaded. For having obtained these documents the way he did, moderators renamed his alias to "Garbageraider". On [[November 2014]] 25 of that same year, he returned to the home to share its latest renovation developments. <br />
<br />
== Directors cut leak ==<br />
On [[December 2014]] 18th of 2014, Al uploaded the [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|second part]] of the [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Chandler Family Christmas 2004]] video. This was said to have been apart of Chris' "directors cut" of the [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] video, which Chris had gifted to Catherine. Chatherine most likely forfeited this clip after having received it from Chris. <br />
<br />
{{References}}<br />
{{CatherineSaga}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
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<br />
{{Quote|OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM!|Bryan getting [[Bob]] to run upstairs in the infamous [[Bob Walks In]] video.}}<br />
<br />
{{Infobox Person<br />
| title = Bryan Bash<br />
| name = Bryan Bash<br />
| image = BryanBash.jpg<br />
| nationality = [[United States|American]]<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| race = White<br />
| occupation = [[Troll|Internet troll]]<br>Agent of [[The Miscreants]]<br />
| saga = {{ClydeDenotation}}, {{EmilyDenotation}}<br />
}}<br />
'''Bryan Bash''' is a troll and agent of [[The Miscreants]]. He is a close friend of [[Clyde Cash]]. Bryan is best known for his work in early 2009, when he sent a group of [[Boyfriend-free girl]]s to Chris's home and for his role in the creation of the [[Bob Walks In]] video. From mid to late 2009, Bryan would go on to participate in a series of leaks involving Chris's phone calls, messages, and even a piece of pornography that Chris had drawn. <br />
<br />
==Bob Walks In==<br />
{{Main|Bob Walks In}}<br />
During [[February 2009|Valentine's Night, 2009]], Chris was having erotic phone sex with [[Julie]]. While this was going on, the Miscreants were calling into Chris's home in an attempt to get [[Bob]] to go upstairs and have an awkward encounter with his son during phone-coitus. After four attempts, it was Bryan that finally got Bob to run up the stairs after frantically telling him Chris uploaded a video where he described that he was going to kill himself. <br />
<br />
==The Hookers==<br />
{{Main|Hooker incident}}<br />
During [[March 2009|March of 2009]], after Chris failed to win over [[Emily]] as his [[sweetheart]], Bryan decided that he would assist Chris in his quest to loose his virginity by sending over a group of prostitutes to his home. Clyde would later make a call to Chris about their visit and record their conversation. At the end of the call, after [[Barbara]] joined in on their conversation, Bryan joined in and asked if their refrigerator was running. When Barbra went to hang up the phone, Bryan made a joke about using the Poké Flute, which may be in reference to Barb's nickname [[Snorlax]]<ref>The [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Poké_Flute Poké Flute] is an item used in ''[[Pokémon]]'' games to wake up a [[Snorlax]]</ref>.<br />
<br />
==2009 Leaks==<br />
From mid to late [[2009]], Bryan was able to successfully obtain and leak a handful of things that Chris’ private information. Beginning in [[June 2009|June of 2009]], Bryan hacked into Chris's YouTube account and found a [[Family Guy#Chris's message to Seth MacFarlane|message that Chris had sent to Seth McFarlane]]. Three months later, in [[September 2009|September of 2009]], Bryan got a hold of one of Chris’ most infamous smut drawings, known as [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]]. After another two months passed, in [[November 2009|November of 2009]] Bryan leaked a handful of Chris's calls. These include the [[Father Call]], audio between Chris and [[Kacey]]'s dad, the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], and conversations Chris had with [[Jack Thaddeus]].<br />
<br />
==Additional Trolling==<br />
Bryan Bash briefly participated in the [[Mumble 8|8th Mumble]] chat. While [[Mumble 8|Mr. Roboto]] was speaking with Chris, Bryan interrupted him and asked Roboto if his name was "Nice Russian Guy"?, to which Roboto corrected him.<br />
<br />
==Fan Art==<br />
<center><gallery><br />
Bryan_Bash_fanart.png|A fan depiction of Bryan Bash.<br />
</gallery></center><br />
<br />
{{References}}<br />
<br />
==See Also==<br />
[[Clyde Cash]] - A close friend of Bryan's.<br />
{{ClydeCashSaga}}<br />
{{EmilySaga}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
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[[Category:Trolls]]</div>ParkerHaley2003https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Bryan_Bash&diff=287086Bryan Bash2022-04-27T19:44:38Z<p>ParkerHaley2003: /* 2009 Leaks */</p>
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<div>{{Troll}}<br />
<br />
{{Quote|OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM!|Bryan getting [[Bob]] to run upstairs in the infamous [[Bob Walks In]] video.}}<br />
<br />
{{Infobox Person<br />
| title = Bryan Bash<br />
| name = Bryan Bash<br />
| image = BryanBash.jpg<br />
| nationality = [[United States|American]]<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| race = White<br />
| occupation = [[Troll|Internet troll]]<br>Agent of [[The Miscreants]]<br />
| saga = {{ClydeDenotation}}, {{EmilyDenotation}}<br />
}}<br />
'''Bryan Bash''' is a troll and agent of [[The Miscreants]]. He is a close friend of [[Clyde Cash]]. Bryan is best known for his work in early 2009, when he sent a group of [[Boyfriend-free girl]]s to Chris's home and for his role in the creation of the [[Bob Walks In]] video. From mid to late 2009, Bryan would go on to participate in a series of leaks involving Chris's phone calls, messages, and even a piece of pornography that Chris had drawn. <br />
<br />
==Bob Walks In==<br />
{{Main|Bob Walks In}}<br />
During [[February 2009|Valentine's Night, 2009]], Chris was having erotic phone sex with [[Julie]]. While this was going on, the Miscreants were calling into Chris's home in an attempt to get [[Bob]] to go upstairs and have an awkward encounter with his son during phone-coitus. After four attempts, it was Bryan that finally got Bob to run up the stairs after frantically telling him Chris uploaded a video where he described that he was going to kill himself. <br />
<br />
==The Hookers==<br />
{{Main|Hooker incident}}<br />
During [[March 2009|March of 2009]], after Chris failed to win over [[Emily]] as his [[sweetheart]], Bryan decided that he would assist Chris in his quest to loose his virginity by sending over a group of prostitutes to his home. Clyde would later make a call to Chris about their visit and record their conversation. At the end of the call, after [[Barbara]] joined in on their conversation, Bryan joined in and asked if their refrigerator was running. When Barbra went to hang up the phone, Bryan made a joke about using the Poké Flute, which may be in reference to Barb's nickname [[Snorlax]]<ref>The [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Poké_Flute Poké Flute] is an item used in ''[[Pokémon]]'' games to wake up a [[Snorlax]]</ref>.<br />
<br />
==2009 Leaks==<br />
In mid-to-late [[2009]], Bryan was able to successfully obtain and leak a handful of things that Chris’ private information. Beginning in [[June 2009|June of 2009]], Bryan hacked into Chris's YouTube account and found a [[Family Guy#Chris's message to Seth MacFarlane|message that Chris had sent to Seth McFarlane]]. Three months later, in [[September 2009|September of 2009]], Bryan got a hold of one of Chris’ most infamous smut drawings, known as [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]]. After another two months passed, in [[November 2009|November of 2009]] Bryan leaked a handful of Chris's calls. These include the [[Father Call]], audio between Chris and [[Kacey]]'s dad, the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], and conversations Chris had with [[Jack Thaddeus]].<br />
<br />
==Additional Trolling==<br />
Bryan Bash briefly participated in the [[Mumble 8|8th Mumble]] chat. While [[Mumble 8|Mr. Roboto]] was speaking with Chris, Bryan interrupted him and asked Roboto if his name was "Nice Russian Guy"?, to which Roboto corrected him.<br />
<br />
==Fan Art==<br />
<center><gallery><br />
Bryan_Bash_fanart.png|A fan depiction of Bryan Bash.<br />
</gallery></center><br />
<br />
{{References}}<br />
<br />
==See Also==<br />
[[Clyde Cash]] - A close friend of Bryan's.<br />
{{ClydeCashSaga}}<br />
{{EmilySaga}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
<br />
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{{Quote|OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM!|Bryan getting [[Bob]] to run upstairs in the infamous [[Bob Walks In]] video.}}<br />
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{{Infobox Person<br />
| title = Bryan Bash<br />
| name = Bryan Bash<br />
| image = BryanBash.jpg<br />
| nationality = [[United States|American]]<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| race = White<br />
| occupation = [[Troll|Internet troll]]<br>Agent of [[The Miscreants]]<br />
| saga = {{ClydeDenotation}}, {{EmilyDenotation}}<br />
}}<br />
'''Bryan Bash''' is a troll and agent of [[The Miscreants]]. He is a close friend of [[Clyde Cash]]. Bryan is best known for his work in early 2009, when he sent a group of [[Boyfriend-free girl]]s to Chris's home and for his role in the creation of the [[Bob Walks In]] video. From mid to late 2009, Bryan would go on to participate in a series of leaks involving Chris's phone calls, messages, and even a piece of pornography that Chris had drawn. <br />
<br />
==Bob Walks In==<br />
{{Main|Bob Walks In}}<br />
During [[February 2009|Valentine's Night, 2009]], Chris was having erotic phone sex with [[Julie]]. While this was going on, the Miscreants were calling into Chris's home in an attempt to get [[Bob]] to go upstairs and have an awkward encounter with his son during phone-coitus. After four attempts, it was Bryan that finally got Bob to run up the stairs after frantically telling him Chris uploaded a video where he described that he was going to kill himself. <br />
<br />
==The Hookers==<br />
{{Main|Hooker incident}}<br />
During [[March 2009|March of 2009]], after Chris failed to win over [[Emily]] as his [[sweetheart]], Bryan decided that he would assist Chris in his quest to loose his virginity by sending over a group of prostitutes to his home. Clyde would later make a call to Chris about their visit and record their conversation. At the end of the call, after [[Barbara]] joined in on their conversation, Bryan joined in and asked if their refrigerator was running. When Barbra went to hang up the phone, Bryan made a joke about using the Poké Flute, which may be in reference to Barb's nickname [[Snorlax]]<ref>The [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Poké_Flute Poké Flute] is an item used in ''[[Pokémon]]'' games to wake up a [[Snorlax]]</ref>.<br />
<br />
==2009 Leaks==<br />
In the year [[2009]], Bryan was able to successfully obtain and leak a handful of things that Chris’ private information. Beginning in [[June 2009|June of 2009]], Bryan hacked into Chris's YouTube account and found a [[Family Guy#Chris's message to Seth MacFarlane|message that Chris had sent to Seth McFarlane]]. Three months later, in [[September 2009|September of 2009]], Bryan got a hold of one of Chris’ most infamous smut drawings, known as [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]]. After another two months passed, in [[November 2009|November of 2009]] Bryan leaked a handful of Chris's calls. These include the [[Father Call]], audio between Chris and [[Kacey]]'s dad, the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], and conversations Chris had with [[Jack Thaddeus]].<br />
<br />
==Additional Trolling==<br />
Bryan Bash briefly participated in the [[Mumble 8|8th Mumble]] chat. While [[Mumble 8|Mr. Roboto]] was speaking with Chris, Bryan interrupted him and asked Roboto if his name was "Nice Russian Guy"?, to which Roboto corrected him.<br />
<br />
==Fan Art==<br />
<center><gallery><br />
Bryan_Bash_fanart.png|A fan depiction of Bryan Bash.<br />
</gallery></center><br />
<br />
{{References}}<br />
<br />
==See Also==<br />
[[Clyde Cash]] - A close friend of Bryan's.<br />
{{ClydeCashSaga}}<br />
{{EmilySaga}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Trolls]]</div>ParkerHaley2003https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Bryan_Bash&diff=287084Bryan Bash2022-04-27T19:41:19Z<p>ParkerHaley2003: /* 2009 Leaks */</p>
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{{Quote|OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM!|Bryan getting [[Bob]] to run upstairs in the infamous [[Bob Walks In]] video.}}<br />
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{{Infobox Person<br />
| title = Bryan Bash<br />
| name = Bryan Bash<br />
| image = BryanBash.jpg<br />
| nationality = [[United States|American]]<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| race = White<br />
| occupation = [[Troll|Internet troll]]<br>Agent of [[The Miscreants]]<br />
| saga = {{ClydeDenotation}}, {{EmilyDenotation}}<br />
}}<br />
'''Bryan Bash''' is a troll and agent of [[The Miscreants]]. He is a close friend of [[Clyde Cash]]. Bryan is best known for his work in early 2009, when he sent a group of [[Boyfriend-free girl]]s to Chris's home and for his role in the creation of the [[Bob Walks In]] video. From mid to late 2009, Bryan would go on to participate in a series of leaks involving Chris's phone calls, messages, and even a piece of pornography that Chris had drawn. <br />
<br />
==Bob Walks In==<br />
{{Main|Bob Walks In}}<br />
During [[February 2009|Valentine's Night, 2009]], Chris was having erotic phone sex with [[Julie]]. While this was going on, the Miscreants were calling into Chris's home in an attempt to get [[Bob]] to go upstairs and have an awkward encounter with his son during phone-coitus. After four attempts, it was Bryan that finally got Bob to run up the stairs after frantically telling him Chris uploaded a video where he described that he was going to kill himself. <br />
<br />
==The Hookers==<br />
{{Main|Hooker incident}}<br />
During [[March 2009|March of 2009]], after Chris failed to win over [[Emily]] as his [[sweetheart]], Bryan decided that he would assist Chris in his quest to loose his virginity by sending over a group of prostitutes to his home. Clyde would later make a call to Chris about their visit and record their conversation. At the end of the call, after [[Barbara]] joined in on their conversation, Bryan joined in and asked if their refrigerator was running. When Barbra went to hang up the phone, Bryan made a joke about using the Poké Flute, which may be in reference to Barb's nickname [[Snorlax]]<ref>The [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Poké_Flute Poké Flute] is an item used in ''[[Pokémon]]'' games to wake up a [[Snorlax]]</ref>.<br />
<br />
==2009 Leaks==<br />
In the year [[2009]], Bryan was able to successfully obtain and leak a handful of things that Chris’ private information. Beginning in [[June 2009|June of 2009]], Bryan hacked into Chris's YouTube account and found a [[Family Guy#Chris's message to Seth MacFarlane|message that Chris had sent to Seth McFarlane]]. Three months later, in [[September 2009|September of 2009]], Bryan got a hold of one of Chris’ most infamous smut drawings, known as [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]]. After another two months passed, in [[November 2009|November of 2009]] Bryan leaked a handful of Chris's calls. These include the [[Father Call]], audio between Chris and [[Kacey]]'s dad, the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], and conversations Chris had with [[Jack Thaddeus]].<br />
<br />
==Other Trolling Events==<br />
Bryan Bash briefly participated in the [[Mumble 8|8th Mumble]] chat. While [[Mumble 8|Mr. Roboto]] was speaking with Chris, Bryan interrupted him and asked Roboto if his name was "Nice Russian Guy"?, to which Roboto corrected him.<br />
<br />
==Fan Art==<br />
<center><gallery><br />
Bryan_Bash_fanart.png|A fan depiction of Bryan Bash.<br />
</gallery></center><br />
<br />
{{References}}<br />
<br />
==See Also==<br />
[[Clyde Cash]] - A close friend of Bryan's.<br />
{{ClydeCashSaga}}<br />
{{EmilySaga}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Trolls]]</div>ParkerHaley2003https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Bryan_Bash&diff=287083Bryan Bash2022-04-27T19:32:01Z<p>ParkerHaley2003: /* Gallery */</p>
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{{Quote|OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM!|Bryan getting [[Bob]] to run upstairs in the infamous [[Bob Walks In]] video.}}<br />
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{{Infobox Person<br />
| title = Bryan Bash<br />
| name = Bryan Bash<br />
| image = BryanBash.jpg<br />
| nationality = [[United States|American]]<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| race = White<br />
| occupation = [[Troll|Internet troll]]<br>Agent of [[The Miscreants]]<br />
| saga = {{ClydeDenotation}}, {{EmilyDenotation}}<br />
}}<br />
'''Bryan Bash''' is a troll and agent of [[The Miscreants]]. He is a close friend of [[Clyde Cash]]. Bryan is best known for his work in early 2009, when he sent a group of [[Boyfriend-free girl]]s to Chris's home and for his role in the creation of the [[Bob Walks In]] video. From mid to late 2009, Bryan would go on to participate in a series of leaks involving Chris's phone calls, messages, and even a piece of pornography that Chris had drawn. <br />
<br />
==Bob Walks In==<br />
{{Main|Bob Walks In}}<br />
During [[February 2009|Valentine's Night, 2009]], Chris was having erotic phone sex with [[Julie]]. While this was going on, the Miscreants were calling into Chris's home in an attempt to get [[Bob]] to go upstairs and have an awkward encounter with his son during phone-coitus. After four attempts, it was Bryan that finally got Bob to run up the stairs after frantically telling him Chris uploaded a video where he described that he was going to kill himself. <br />
<br />
==The Hookers==<br />
{{Main|Hooker incident}}<br />
During [[March 2009|March of 2009]], after Chris failed to win over [[Emily]] as his [[sweetheart]], Bryan decided that he would assist Chris in his quest to loose his virginity by sending over a group of prostitutes to his home. Clyde would later make a call to Chris about their visit and record their conversation. At the end of the call, after [[Barbara]] joined in on their conversation, Bryan joined in and asked if their refrigerator was running. When Barbra went to hang up the phone, Bryan made a joke about using the Poké Flute, which may be in reference to Barb's nickname [[Snorlax]]<ref>The [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Poké_Flute Poké Flute] is an item used in ''[[Pokémon]]'' games to wake up a [[Snorlax]]</ref>.<br />
<br />
==2009 Leaks==<br />
In [[June 2009|June of 2009]], Bryan hacked into Chris's YouTube account and found a [[Family Guy#Chris's message to Seth MacFarlane|message that Chris had sent to Seth McFarlane]]. <br />
<br />
In [[September 2009|September of 2009]], Bryan leaked an image known as [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]]. <br />
<br />
In [[November 2009|November of 2009]] Bryan leaked a handful of Chris's calls. These include the [[Father Call]], audio between Chris and [[Kacey]]'s dad, the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], and conversations Chris had with [[Jack Thaddeus]]. <br />
<br />
==Other Trolling Events==<br />
Bryan Bash briefly participated in the [[Mumble 8|8th Mumble]] chat. While [[Mumble 8|Mr. Roboto]] was speaking with Chris, Bryan interrupted him and asked Roboto if his name was "Nice Russian Guy"?, to which Roboto corrected him.<br />
<br />
==Fan Art==<br />
<center><gallery><br />
Bryan_Bash_fanart.png|A fan depiction of Bryan Bash.<br />
</gallery></center><br />
<br />
{{References}}<br />
<br />
==See Also==<br />
[[Clyde Cash]] - A close friend of Bryan's.<br />
{{ClydeCashSaga}}<br />
{{EmilySaga}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Trolls]]</div>ParkerHaley2003https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Lordsillynipples&diff=286848Lordsillynipples2022-04-26T01:24:04Z<p>ParkerHaley2003: /* Other trolling escapades */</p>
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<div>{{Infobox Person<br />
| title = Lordsillynipples<br />
| name = <br />
| image = Lordsillynipples.jpg<br />
| imagesize = 100px<br />
| nationality = [[United States|American]]<ref name=Deviantart>[https://www.deviantart.com/lordsillynipples/about LordSillynipple's DeviantArt]</ref><br />
| gender = Female <ref name=Deviantart/><br />
|occupation = [[Troll|Internet troll]]<br />
|saga = {{BlancaDenotation}}, {{ClydeDenotation}}<br />
}}'''Lordsillynipples''' was a female troll from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] whom played a significant role in Christory during the years 2008 and 2009. She is considered one of the most important trolls in Christory, as she was one of the first to show the effectiveness of catfishing Chris with false sweethearts. She's most well known for being one of the people trolling Chris under the pseudonym [[Blanca]], along with the Fried Chicken Trolling Crew, and obtaining [[Nudes|nude photos of himself]], including ones where he is wearing his mother's underwear. She is also known for being the original creator of the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]], and providing Chris a photograph of Lee Hotti, stating it to be of [[Clyde Cash]].<br />
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==Blanca Roleplaying==<br />
In [[September 2008|September of 2008]] or around this time, Lordsillynipples came into contact with Chris and disguised themselves on [[MySpace]] as [[Blanca Weiss]], a character created previously by trolls in an attempt to receive the [[Sonichu medallion]]. Sillynipples managed to make Chris fall in love with this non-existent identity, and coerced him into sending her nudes. On [[9/11|September 11th]] of 2008, Sillynipples leaked Chris's nudes and changed their MySpace profile to a [[Man in the Pickle Suit|black man in a pickle suit]]. On that same day, Chris made an [[Christian's Update 11 September 2008|update video]] addressing the situation. Despite his humiliation, Chris still made an attempt to regain whom he thought to be Blanca as his [[sweetheart]]. On September 12, he contacted Sillynipples and demanded they have a Skype call in order to regain his trust. The next day, Chris confessed his love to her over Skype and gave her his address. Later in August, Sillynipples tried to convince Chris that Blanca was a black transvestite, to no avail. <ref>[https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Chris-chan/People Encyclopedia Dramatica article about "Chris-Chan People"]</ref><br />
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==Other trolling escapades==<br />
* Around September 2008, Sillynipples had emailed Chris and brought to light why Chris had gotten kicked out of the [[Grace Baptist Church]]. <ref>[https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Chris-chan/Places Encyclopedia Dramatica article about "Chris-Chan Places"]</ref><br />
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* Around 2009, Lordsillynipples was able to convince Chris that they had obtained a real picture of [[Clyde Cash]], providing Chris with a MySpace picture of a New Jersey resident who identified themselves as "Lee Hotti". <br />
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* For a while, the [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] DVD had been a field of interest for many trolls associated with Chris. Sillynipples was one of the first to ever have successfully obtained a copy, having tricked Chris by pretending to be one of Chris's high school crushes known as [[Gal pal#Tiffany Robinson|Tiffany Robinson]].<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
<center><gallery><br />
File:Picklemanorigins.png|Lordsillynipple's fake MySpace page.<br />
</gallery></center><br />
<br />
==References==<br />
<references/><br />
<br />
{{BlancaSaga}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
<br />
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{{Quote|OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM!|Bryan getting [[Bob]] to run upstairs in the infamous [[Bob Walks In]] video.}}<br />
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{{Infobox Person<br />
| title = Bryan Bash<br />
| name = Bryan Bash<br />
| image = BryanBash.jpg<br />
| nationality = [[United States|American]]<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| race = White<br />
| occupation = [[Troll|Internet troll]]<br>Agent of [[The Miscreants]]<br />
| saga = {{ClydeDenotation}}, {{EmilyDenotation}}<br />
}}<br />
'''Bryan Bash''' is a troll and agent of [[The Miscreants]]. He is a close friend of [[Clyde Cash]]. Bryan is best known for his work in early 2009, when he sent a group of [[Boyfriend-free girl]]s to Chris's home and for his role in the creation of the [[Bob Walks In]] video. From mid to late 2009, Bryan would go on to participate in a series of leaks involving Chris's phone calls, messages, and even a piece of pornography that Chris had drawn. <br />
<br />
==Bob Walks In==<br />
{{Main|Bob Walks In}}<br />
During [[February 2009|Valentine's Night, 2009]], Chris was having erotic phone sex with [[Julie]]. While this was going on, the Miscreants were calling into Chris's home in an attempt to get [[Bob]] to go upstairs and have an awkward encounter with his son during phone-coitus. After four attempts, it was Bryan that finally got Bob to run up the stairs after frantically telling him Chris uploaded a video where he described that he was going to kill himself. <br />
<br />
==The Hookers==<br />
{{Main|Hooker incident}}<br />
During [[March 2009|March of 2009]], after Chris failed to win over [[Emily]] as his [[sweetheart]], Bryan decided that he would assist Chris in his quest to loose his virginity by sending over a group of prostitutes to his home. Clyde would later make a call to Chris about their visit and record their conversation. At the end of the call, after [[Barbara]] joined in on their conversation, Bryan joined in and asked if their refrigerator was running. When Barbra went to hang up the phone, Bryan made a joke about using the Poké Flute, which may be in reference to Barb's nickname [[Snorlax]]<ref>The [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Poké_Flute Poké Flute] is an item used in ''[[Pokémon]]'' games to wake up a [[Snorlax]]</ref>.<br />
<br />
==2009 Leaks==<br />
In [[June 2009|June of 2009]], Bryan hacked into Chris's YouTube account and found a [[Family Guy#Chris's message to Seth MacFarlane|message that Chris had sent to Seth McFarlane]]. <br />
<br />
In [[September 2009|September of 2009]], Bryan leaked an image known as [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]]. <br />
<br />
In [[November 2009|November of 2009]] Bryan leaked a handful of Chris's calls. These include the [[Father Call]], audio between Chris and [[Kacey]]'s dad, the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], and conversations Chris had with [[Jack Thaddeus]]. <br />
<br />
==Other Trolling Events==<br />
Bryan Bash briefly participated in the [[Mumble 8|8th Mumble]] chat. While [[Mumble 8|Mr. Roboto]] was speaking with Chris, Bryan interrupted him and asked Roboto if his name was "Nice Russian Guy"?, to which Roboto corrected him.<br />
<br />
==Gallery==<br />
<center><gallery><br />
Bryan_Bash_fanart.png|A fan depiction of Bryan Bash.<br />
</gallery></center><br />
<br />
==References==<br />
<references/><br />
<br />
{{ClydeCashSaga}}<br />
{{EmilySaga}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
<br />
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