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Talk:Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia

2011-07-29T01:48:02Z

Parlortrix:

I think this needs further wikifying, and we need to update other pages accordingly to reference this. This forum contains the use of several CWC-isms we haven't seen for a while, and it also makes the first reference to Dating Education or Chris's parents since GodJesus knows when. I also need to ask whether or not an "analysis" section summarising everything we learned about Chris from this would be overdoing it or not? Just something about the footnotes style of things like the google search information stuck between posts just makes the page seem messy to me. Also, whoever it was who came up with this forum and set it up, I will personally fly over to wherever you live and give you a blowjob for this. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:51, 20 July 2011 (PDT)

Would it be presumptuous to say this could be a troll? Was there any conclusive evidence that it's not babby's first "Lol if I copy Chris' mannerisms then I can be epin"? Consider: less sporadic Use of Capital Letters, being as blatant as possible without screaming "I'M CHRIS" and no corroborating evidence to suggest it's him. Barring chats with *redacted* being released (if only) or the Dilluminati confirming I would take this with a grain of salt. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 07:59, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
*Maybe Chris is *gasp* CHANGING. Seriously, this is Chris. I don't tolerate fake shit on the CWCki. As much as PVCC would like to, I would not allow them to post something from Chris unless it actually was (and this is actually from Chris). Seriously, you people who think that someone is Chris just because they have a similar name to a user name is Chris, yet something that actually with Chris arouses skepticism. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:49, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
* *snipped* [[User:Canine|Canine]] 09:38, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
*Sir I am both shocked ''and'' appalled that you would even question the validity of this bountiful harvest of Chris stuff. MAYBE I'LL JUST HAUL IT ALL BACK TO PVCC AND GIVE IT TO A TROLL WHO WILL APPRECIATE IT? --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 11:10, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
** I concede defeat. Sorry Champthom. Sorry Thrognzorrg. The months have been cruel. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 14:54, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
*Thanks Thorgnzorrg, this is a riot. The profile information Chris has for Kookydashy is pretty hilarious so I threw a quick pic at the introduction. [[User:Westbound|Westbound]] 13:44, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
*Congratulations on finding Chris and updating Da Update. [[User:Barachulove|Barachulove]] 18:19, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
**Thanks everyone, Chris should know that he can never hide from me. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 18:41, 20 July 2011 (PDT)

Does anyone else think his AppleJack icon warrants a mention on the MLP article? --[[User:parlortrix|parlortrix]] 20:47, 28 July 2011 (CST)

== The Pictures ==

Not that it really really pertains to Chris, but for validity's sake...aren't both "pictures" of Suchin... Suchin gives us the first picture and the Tippy says that he/she got a picture to remember the night... I'm assuming it's OF Suchin, not of Tippy. I'm going to change the name under the picture, if I'm wrong, please feel free to correct me. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 12:21, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
*Both pictures are Suchin. Tippy made the post in which the secont Suchin picture was posted. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 12:31, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
** The picture said Tippy so I changed it. That's what I was referring to. Unless it was Tippy after he put on Suchin's lingerie...they said they'd share (or more accurately Suchin liked to share). --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 12:42, 20 July 2011 (PDT)

== Fingernail ==

"I even had to have a fingernail replaced in surgery years ago; it is growing in well, even though slower than the other nine." - someone should go through all past videos frame-by-frame to find out which fingernail it is, this is important -[[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 14:23, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
:: I tried...I really did, but the only guess I have is his right ring fingernail. I'm assuming that even though it grows at a slower rate Chris is able to keep his nails relatively the same length by biting and or clipping them. A few of his videos that show his hands (there aren't that many actually), along with some of the TomGirl photos show that more often then not, it's the ring finger on his right hand that is the shortest. Of course, like I said, it's very possible that because he's a nail biter we will never be able to tell their growth rates. So unless someone can find better evidence, I'm going with that answer. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 18:57, 27 July 2011 (PDT)

== Who's the gal-pal? ==

He mentions discussing things with his "closest gal-pal". Was that a troll who had been speaking to him privately, or is someone in he knows real life going along with this? --[[User:Elias|Elias]] 15:28, 20 July 2011 (PDT)

== Play it cool, Chris is on to us ==

He knows that we know about Tomboys and Tomgirls. I thought that it would be ok to make an article since he quit the internet but clearly he's been spying on the CWCki. Just play it cool for now, who knows what he's going to do. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 18:38, 20 July 2011 (PDT)

He's done exactly what he always does- whine about it and ask that the forum be his personal army. I'd transcribe the topic, but I'm too lazy to do so right now. Chris' last post was five days ago, so it's not likely that he'll notice if we record the new topic he made.--[[User:AnotherAnon|AnotherAnon]] 22:25, 27 July 2011 (PDT)

== Wait, what? ==

"Plus finding employment is hard. I got a fancy computer degree from community college, and there have been very slim pickings from it. Already Taken; Quota's Filled; yada, yada, yada." Did Chris ''actually'' make an attempt to get a job? This can't be right. Chris is probably just saying this to fit in. I call bullshit. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 02:34, 28 July 2011 (PDT)

Talk:Pregnant Act

2010-10-19T05:29:19Z

Parlortrix:

{{Not A Forum}}

* Uhm...I'll try to transcribe this BITCH. Oh GOD. -[[User:parlortrix|parlortrix]] October 18, 2010 11:43 PM CST
**Beat ya! [[User:Dude|Dude]] 21:54, 18 October 2010 (PDT)
***Not only did you do a better job, but you've spared me of having to watch it again. THANK YOU. -[[User:parlortrix|parlortrix]] October 18, 2010 12:13 AM CST

Talk:Pregnant Act

2010-10-19T05:19:01Z

Parlortrix:

{{Not A Forum}}

* Uhm...I'll try to transcribe this BITCH. Oh GOD. -[[User:parloxtrix|parloxtrix]] October 18, 2010 11:43 PM CST
**Beat ya! [[User:Dude|Dude]] 21:54, 18 October 2010 (PDT)
***Not only did you do a better job, but you've spared me of having to watch it again. THANK YOU. -[[User:parloxtrix|parloxtrix]] October 18, 2010 12:13 AM CST

Talk:Pregnant Act

2010-10-19T05:13:50Z

Parlortrix:

* Uhm...I'll try to transcribe this BITCH. Oh GOD. -[[User:parloxtrix|parloxtrix]] October 18, 2010 11:43 PM CST
**Beat ya! [[User:Dude|Dude]] 21:54, 18 October 2010 (PDT)
***Not only did you do a better job, but you've spared me of having to watch it again. THANK YOU. -[[User:parloxtrix|parloxtrix]] October 18, 2010 12:13 AM CST

Talk:Pregnant Act

2010-10-19T04:44:32Z

Parlortrix:

* Uhm...I'll try to transcribe this BITCH. Oh GOD. October 18, 2010 11:43 CST -[[parlortrix]]

100 2277

2010-10-13T05:44:26Z

Parlortrix:

[[File:Thecwcstonesportrait01.jpg|thumb|An artist's depiction of what Chris hopes this video will gain him]]
[[File:FredFlintstoneHomerSimpson.JPG|250px|thumb|left|Fred and Homer respond.]]

'''100 2277''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 12 [[October 2010]] in which he dresses as Fred Flintstone, then cosplays as Homer Simpson cosplaying as Fred.

Right away, we're bombarded with a horrible, inaccurate, badly-paced impersonation as Chris attempts a deep, manly voice to [[Chris and Music#Singing|sing]] the theme to ''The Flintstones''- and fails right away by starting with ''[[The Simpsons]]'' [[parody]] version. The resulting voice is more along the lines of a frog who sings only in flats. To this, his latest construction paper costume is a even simpler version of Fred's one-piece toga/loincloth outfit: a single sheet of the paper, with dots scribbled on it.

It may be worth noting that Chris mumbles his way through the line "We'll have a [[Homos|gay]] old time," with "gay" meaning "happy" in this context. It is notable because Chris doesn't show any of his usual homophobia to this line by trying to change the lyrics. Either he recognizes the non-sexual meaning of "gay", or the theme song is so ingrained into his memory, that he doesn't realize what he's singing. Unfortunately, in a bit of inconvenient timing surpassed only by the Zapruder film, at this key moment, Chris's costume begins to fall apart, making it difficult to discern whether he mumbled the line in aversion to anything even remotely gay, or in distraction of repairing his costume.

After that, and the obligatory [[Random-access humor|stolen quote]], he then sings (also badly) ''The Simpsons'' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmP_t4_lpzo parody of the song], complete with a "mask" of Homer's face. It should be noted that this mask has square eyes, similar to that of his pre-[[Megan]], pre-[[anime]]-style drawings and [[comics]], but merely ends up bearing a closer resemblance to "The Smiley Face", of 70's pop-culture fame. This is topped off with an additional red piece, shaped to make a yelling mouth.
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==Video==
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| stardate = 12 [[October 2010]]
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=== Transcription ===

[[File:ChrisFlintstone.png|thumb|300px|Possible descendant of Fred Flintstone?]]

Yabba, dabba, ''doo!''

[''Chris shows a toy of the Flintstones' stone-age car, and plays with it throughout the video, as if it was being driven through the air'']

Sim-- Flint-stones, meeet the Flint-stones, they're the modern [[Bob|stone-age]] famileee!
From the, town of Bedrock, they're a page right out of hisss-store-eee!

Let's ride, with the family down the street,
Through the, courtesy of Fred's two feet! [''Chris's fingers mime a waking action in front of the toy'']

[''Short pause'']

When you're, with the Flintstones,
Have a yabba-dabba-doo-time,
Dabba [[Dirty, Crapped Briefs|doo]]-time, [''Chris's "costume" begins to fall, distracting him from singing'']
[''Mumbled''], We'll have a [[gay]] old time!

[''Mercifully drops the accent'']

[[Monty Python|And now for something... ''suh-lightly'' different!]]

[''Chris adopts a new accent, covering his face with a crude smiley face mask'']
Yabba, dabba''aahh'', doo!

Simpson, Homer Simpson,
He's the greatest guy in hiss-store-eee!
From the, town of Springfield;
He's about to hit a chesnut tree!

[''Chris pulls out an accessory to the yellow mask: an accompanying mouth to:'']
''YAAAAAAAAAH!''

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Talk:100 2277

2010-10-13T05:09:07Z

Parlortrix:

Oh, balls, he's on a roll, isn't he? Transcribing--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 01:32, 12 October 2010 (PDT)
*Done! How'd I do? --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 02:05, 12 October 2010 (PDT)
:: Awesome, just edited a small part where he is actually saying "A yabba do time" instead of "yabba do dah". It's kind of hard to make out but it's definitely what he's saying. [[User:MissRadioactive|MissRadioactive]] 02:17, 12 October 2010 (PDT)
:::Ooh, right. Ya'd think I'd remember that part of the song. XP Interestingly, the "curtesey" line's supposed to be the one that most people forget or mess up. I dunno if i'ts worth mentioning that on the description, on the presumption that he looekd up the lines and is reading off of the screen/script.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 02:22, 12 October 2010 (PDT)
::::The only part I think that's worth mentioning is that he remembered all the lines, which is something he rarely does when he sings. I doubt he was reading off something or else it would've turned out worse. [[User:MissRadioactive|MissRadioactive]] 02:34, 12 October 2010 (PDT)

Also, if anyone's wondering about my Zapruder Film refrence; it's that one video of the JFK assasionation; the moment the "magic bullet" is supposed to hit him, a street sign passes between the car and the camera. Hell, Chris is even doing a "back, and to the left"... --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 04:54, 12 October 2010 (PDT)

== Pictures ==

Alright guys, this page is starting to get a little crowded with pictures. It's a small page, don't give it such a big load to carry. <3 --[[User:MissRadioactive|MissRadioactive]] 19:04, 12 October 2010 (PDT)

How about combining both pictures of fred and homer into one to take less space?--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 21:03, 12 October 2010 (PDT)
* Awesome idea. Doing that now. -[[User:MissRadioactive|MissRadioactive]] 21:20, 12 October 2010 (PDT)

== Random Access Humor ==

I move that we don't link "He's about to hit a chestnut tree!" to Random Access Humor. In the episode he stole the song from, Homer really was about to hit the tree. It wasn't random, and it was funny. The complete opposite of Chris's humor.--[[User:parlortrix|parlortrix]] 00:08, 12 October, 2010 (CDT)