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Talk:Mumble 3

2010-04-08T04:58:30Z

PeaceCeapPea:

==To do==

More concise summary, more orthodox (and complete) transcription. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:16, 21 November 2009 (CET)

:* I know my summary seems long, but it's actually not when you consider that the chat lasted '''two-and-a-half hours'''. I agree, though, that some concise write-up is needed above my summary (which is really more of an outline). [[User:Llort|Llort]] 01:14, 22 November 2009 (CET)

:* Shotgun --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 17:02, 17 March 2010 (UTC)
:* The timings need to go I think, which is sort of a shame, but they're not present in other summaries. What do people think? I won't do it until we can agree, so yeah. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 17:49, 17 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Also, I know Clyde is getting cut out, bar his home truths, but whatever Chris says, 9/10 times Clyde is going to contradict him. We know this. It's a trolls job. I can prune lots more, but I think we ought to set out some guidelines for relevance. I got the date transcript down to about 20-25 lines of stuff, which was quite succinct. Should I carry on with that here? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 18:45, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

==MARCH MUMBLE MADNESS==
I'm gonna start tackling this shit. I hate you all, but not nearly as much as I hate myself.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:00, 1 March 2010 (UTC)
:FUUUUCK AUDIO CUTS back later.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:17, 1 March 2010 (UTC)
::So honestly I did plan on doing more than three minutes tonight. That went well.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:28, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:::This is like my apocalypse log now. I'm at 16:45 and this thing goes on for almost 3 hours. It's like staring into the abyss, knowing that the abyss not only stares back, but opens its gaping maw to shout "FUCK YOU!"--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:38, 17 March 2010 (UTC)
::::Having read what you've done so far, if you need a second to cut your head off once you finish, I will to happy to put you out of your misery. No mere mortal should be forced to endure this. -- 06:13, 17 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::your suffering will never end. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:56, 17 March 2010 (UTC)
::::::I have stared into the abyss, and as it stares into me i'm ready to continue transcribing if Beat has given up hope. [[User:EnglishPickle|EnglishPickle]] 02:56, 01 April 2010
::::::: You deserve your medal --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 02:00, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
:::::::: When he mentions commode, is he talking about a toilet, or an old person potty chair? -PeaceCeapPea

File talk:Personalprofile.jpg

2010-04-07T06:45:22Z

PeaceCeapPea:

I clicked on the newest thing on my watch list and this thing came up.

WHAT DA FUCK D:

Anyway on topic. He looks fucking awful, he looks like a dang dirty homo and look at those spots goddamn.
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 23:35, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
*Well... at least I now know where Alec got his current look of Ian. Anyway, yeah, he look horrible there, especially with the raging acne.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 23:37, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
This pic clearly shows that even though he's 28 years old, he looks like he's 45 years old, and with a bit of questioning, any woman will find out that he has the mind of a 6-year-old. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:47, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Well said. I think he would have had better luck if he used a pic that made him look like he did in Rollin' and Trollin'; at least he'd look less gay. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 00:25, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
It looks as if Ash Ketchum and James Hetfield had a bastard child. --[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]] 03:00, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
::You know, among all the fucked up things about that image, I can't stop staring at his wrists. They're so thin. I mean, my wrists are pretty thin too, but I'm just thin in general. How does a guy with as much weight as Chris get little tiny arms like that?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:07, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
:::By never using them to do anything more strenuous than jerking off. Lot of sedentary fat dudes end up with the skinny little T-rex arms. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 03:10, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
::::This screams "Blue Oyster Bar" to me. (If anyone saw Police Academy 1-4, you'll get the Blue Oyster Bar thing.)--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 03:42, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
I was so distracted by everything else, I didn't even notice the fact that he's in his room, and you can see all his toys in the background. I just sort of assumed he was in a bar or something, given how dark it was.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 12:39, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

God damn look at that forehead acne! -[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 23:26, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

Is that vest meant for women? I mean, look at it! Anyway, should this picture be added to The Creepy Stare's gallery? -PeaceCeapPea

Talk:Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!

2010-03-14T11:10:07Z

PeaceCeapPea:

Okay, where the hell did he get a kilt? I know it isn't his drapes or something like that since he's got a sporran and everything. And as far as I know, he and his family have little to no Scottish heritage. So did he go out and buy this for the express purpose of this stupid video? -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 09:18, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*probably. maybe we should stick the tugboat template on top lol [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 09:23, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
**Where did he get the kilt you ask? Goodwill. Also, he's English-American, and the last I checked, England=/=Scotland. Or Ireland. -PeaceCeapPea
::* I doubt he'd spend money on it. He probably had it from a costume or some shit. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 09:31, 14
::* Last time I checked, "British" = England, N. Ireland, Wales and Scotland. So including the Scots bit in "Brits, Irish and Scots" kind of defeats the idea. His 'Scottish' accent also is notably cringeworthy. I find it an insult the manchild is trying to associate with us. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 09:50, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:::* "Great Britain" doesn't include Ireland, just England, Wales and Scotland. The "UK" includes all four though. [[User:FourPLUStwo|FourPLUStwo]] 10:27, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
***@Rubidium I'm an Americunt, and I know nothing about British culture. Although, I do know that England, Scotland and Wales each have their own distinct cultures. I don't think a kilt is an appropriate display of English ancestry. Then again, this is Chris-Chan we're talking about. -PeaceCeapPea

*Now that I think about it, this seems to be part of an apparently new obsession with Celtic culture; first we had "Mo Ghile Mear" in the background of a video, and now a kilt and "Ireland's Call." I'm starting to think that maybe Heather is into this, and he picked it up in order to have something in common. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 09:39, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

March 2010 (UTC)
So it seems Surfshack Tito is a troll who's been contacting Chris directly and somehow got his attention, and has now claimed responsibility for the Heather fiasco. Although Chris says he's a mutual friend of Scarlet, who I could only find mentioned [[Chris's Big Night Out II|here]] briefly. Although is anyone else kinda impressed Chris could 'kick' that high? Seriously, last I saw he could barely get his feet up to thigh height. Also, important quote "Regain the love, and trust, and friendship of heather". So semi-confirmation that she got freaked out and has broken off contact with him. -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 09:35, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Let this be a lesson for everyone who was worried, when the Wallflower left and Chris made that first distraught video, that the show was over. Chris is like the fucking Terminator. You just can't stop him from doing something hilarious. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 10:17, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!

2010-03-14T11:08:43Z

PeaceCeapPea:

Okay, where the hell did he get a kilt? I know it isn't his drapes or something like that since he's got a sporran and everything. And as far as I know, he and his family have little to no Scottish heritage. So did he go out and buy this for the express purpose of this stupid video? -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 09:18, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*probably. maybe we should stick the tugboat template on top lol [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 09:23, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
**Where did he get the kilt you ask? Goodwill. Also, he's English-American, and the last I checked, England=/=Scotland. Or Ireland. -PeaceCeapPea
::* I doubt he'd spend money on it. He probably had it from a costume or some shit. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 09:31, 14
::* Last time I checked, "British" = England, N. Ireland, Wales and Scotland. So including the Scots bit in "Brits, Irish and Scots" kind of defeats the idea. His 'Scottish' accent also is notably cringeworthy. I find it an insult the manchild is trying to associate with us. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 09:50, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:::* "Great Britain" doesn't include Ireland, just England, Wales and Scotland. The "UK" includes all four though. [[User:FourPLUStwo|FourPLUStwo]] 10:27, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*Now that I think about it, this seems to be part of an apparently new obsession with Celtic culture; first we had "Mo Ghile Mear" in the background of a video, and now a kilt and "Ireland's Call." I'm starting to think that maybe Heather is into this, and he picked it up in order to have something in common. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 09:39, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
***@Rubidium I'm an Americunt, and I know nothing about British culture. Although, I do know that England, Scotland and Wales each have their own distinct cultures. I don't think a kilt is an appropriate display of English ancestry. Then again, this is Chris-Chan we're talking about. -PeaceCeapPea

March 2010 (UTC)
So it seems Surfshack Tito is a troll who's been contacting Chris directly and somehow got his attention, and has now claimed responsibility for the Heather fiasco. Although Chris says he's a mutual friend of Scarlet, who I could only find mentioned [[Chris's Big Night Out II|here]] briefly. Although is anyone else kinda impressed Chris could 'kick' that high? Seriously, last I saw he could barely get his feet up to thigh height. Also, important quote "Regain the love, and trust, and friendship of heather". So semi-confirmation that she got freaked out and has broken off contact with him. -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 09:35, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Let this be a lesson for everyone who was worried, when the Wallflower left and Chris made that first distraught video, that the show was over. Chris is like the fucking Terminator. You just can't stop him from doing something hilarious. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 10:17, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!

2010-03-14T09:30:02Z

PeaceCeapPea:

Talk:Don't Mess With Me

2010-03-11T08:23:01Z

PeaceCeapPea:

Pussy. A real man fights with no weapons. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 08:02, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
* Real men use drills. They are the aspiration of the male saga.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:05, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**(@Clydec) No items, Fox only, Final Destination -PeaceCeapPea

Talk:Don't Mess With Me

2010-03-11T08:21:29Z

PeaceCeapPea:

Pussy. A real man fights with no weapons. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 08:02, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
* Real men use drills. They are the aspiration of the male saga.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:05, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**>>(@Clydec) No items, Fox only, Final Destination -PeaceCeapPea

Talk:Don't Mess With Me

2010-03-11T08:20:50Z

PeaceCeapPea:

Pussy. A real man fights with no weapons. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 08:02, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
* Real men use drills. They are the aspiration of the male saga.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:05, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**>>Clydec No items, Fox only, Final Destination -PeaceCeapPea

Talk:The Wallflower

2010-03-11T02:24:33Z

PeaceCeapPea:

Okay faggots, listen up. No personal details. Ever. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:14, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*Gotcha. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 01:18, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**Am I missing something here? Didn't Chris just inform us that this girl (Heather, right?) is no longer interested in him, with Message to the Trolls? So why are we locking down details about her now, when EDF can do no more damage? Or is there more to this?--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 01:22, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
***I'm sure that she got some sort of email/phone call, but we don't know enough about her or the situation to assume that she's fully out of the picture. Until then, it's better to have less info than too much info. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 01:24, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
Some explanation please? I mean, all the other galpal articles have info, what happened here? [[User:Dave|Dave]]
*i have received a message from wallflower herself asking for her info to be removed. while i'd rather not remove any information, at the same time, the article was focusing on personal details about heather that weren't at all related to chris. since i'd rather avoid any trouble here, i've complied with her request. this new article should be used purely for chris-related information, since she is part of christory. if chris uploads information, then you can add it here, but don't add anything you found through internet investigation or whatever. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 01:28, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
** A'ight, but can we have a background on the story on cwcki? You know, what happened for them to break up and stuff. [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 01:29, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*** There's no break up as far as I know. But I'm sure something must have happened between yesterday and today. We can document the drama but be vague. Example: Dedicated trolls found her information and then Chris got mad. Real mad. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:38, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
****Does this mean all the sweetheart pages are going to be changed? -PeaceCeapPea

*Why are we doing this? Didn't Megan ask us for her dox to be taken off the internet? How do we know the message wasn't sent by a troll or a white knight?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 02:12, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Bob Chandler

2010-03-02T06:24:32Z

PeaceCeapPea:

==To do==
*<strike>Picture of Bob</strike>
**Bob looks like fucking Jigsaw. Scary. [[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 18:34, 7 February 2010 (UTC)
*Chris's relationship with Bob, in Chris's own words
*add some background to Bob's history. He goes on about himself in the date audio, and he's a pretty interesting guy, like he saw the first plastic Coke bottles shipped off from the assembly line, and he was in the Signal Corps and all sorts of other interesting stuff. We need some of that in here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:06, 26 March 2009 (CET)

(Quick question - whats the date audio? Thanks!)
*...the audio of Chris's date with [[Emily]]. As seen available on the [[The Miscreants]] website. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:31, 17 April 2009 (CEST)

Should I mention he just got sent to the hospital in the health section with congestive heart failure? [[Shawths|Shawths]]

==Great job!==

Seriously, this article is terrific now. I'm surprised how far it's come. Good work to all those involved. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:11, 11 June 2009 (CEST)

: Still need more on video games and raising Chris. The section on Chris should be the biggest in this article. Will wait for others to finish transcribing because I can't make out Bob's quiet voice in church & Emily. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 10:24, 11 June 2009 (CEST)

== Bob's birthday ==

Why did everyone think it was Feb. 9th instead of Sept. 4? Does Chris not know when his father's birthday is? [[User:Sauerkraut131|Sauerkraut131]] 04:41, 27 June 2009 (CEST)
*No, it's just hard to tell from the Family Tree poster since it's in microscopic print. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:27, 27 June 2009 (CEST)

==Radio Station Gig==
According to some of the recordings via Yahoo Messenger, didn't Bob worked at a radio station at one time? [[User:Decoy Octillery|Decoy Octillery]] 21:01, 5 August 2009 (CEST)

==i suck==

Hi, first time editor, long time lurker. I called CWC's house today, hoping to talk to him, but I got Bob instead. Those other people exaggerated about Bob's bravado in their callfail video, Bob isn't much of an opponent if you don't let him get a word in, he just seems to stammer a lot. Of note, he recognized my Texas area code (432) and said he was from Texas, and that he knew some KKK people who he said he would send over to my house if I didn't stop calling. Unfortunately it's lost to time because I can't record from my cellphone and maintain a decent quality. I called him in the morning, when he woke up I honestly thought it was Chris. Anyways, I suck at this shit, I'm gonna just lurk and wtach from now on. I don't have what it takes to be a troll. Thanks for the interesting page, and sorry I don't have any audio to give you guys. [[User:ColossalFail|ColossalFail]] 19:35, 28 November 2009 (CET)

==Hey... ==

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIoS-gPOA0k]

My friend sent me this video earlier today. It has to do with someone prank calling Bob to get more info out of him involving his current life. Is there anything in it we could possibly use for this article? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 16:41, 20 February 2010 (EST)

==Congestive heart failure==
Damn. We all knew this was coming eventually, but still.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:31, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

: We haven't confirmed it was actually Chris yet--I'm personally at 60-40 Chris, the writing style seems off(the Random Capitalization is unusual) but his posting pattern makes sense. Chris only seems to use Twitter when the CWCipedia has dicks on it and I doubt that he's checked recently.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:02, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:*The Twitter is his, he's written in the [[CWC Blog]] about it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:51, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:** I don't see it on the CWCipedia updates.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:02, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:***It would explain his lack of presence for the last few days.
: Huh, I don't see that tweet on [http://twitter.com/CWCSonichu his Twitter account]. Did he delete it, or am I just missing it somehow? --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 04:55, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:* No, it's there. It starts with "Captain's Log Stardate March 1st"--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:13, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
I don't want to live in a Cwcville without Bob. If he dies, I'll kill myself.
''
I'm going to kill myself if Bob Chandler dies
I'm going to kill myself if he makes me cry
I'll slit my wrists or I'll cut my throat
but I'll kill myself, I'll kill myself, by bleeding on his doorstep.''

[[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 05:50, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

My grandma died due to congestive heart failure. It isn't a pretty sight. -PeaceCeapPea

Talk:March 2010

2010-03-02T06:19:36Z

PeaceCeapPea: Created page with 'Shit, my grandma died because of heart failure. It isn't pretty. -PeaceCeapPea'

Shit, my grandma died because of heart failure. It isn't pretty. -PeaceCeapPea

Talk:Christian Love Day (video)

2010-02-25T03:39:07Z

PeaceCeapPea:

I have nothing to do at the moment, so uh...I guess I'll get to transcribing. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 05:33, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

== Damn. ==

I mean, I kinda expected some sort of birthday video, but Independence day? Really?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:04, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

: Is he serious? Or is he just playing with the camera? Who's got the camera? So many questions, it's like receiving a message from the Unibomber! [[User:TheBrownSonichu|TheBrownSonichu]] 06:33, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

: Is it the guy from the next video? Our mystery troll (or at least I guess it's a troll...)?[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 19:31, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

:His mantits are...showing...-PeaceCeapPea 24 February 2010

== Independence Day ==

Can't find a video of it but Chris is totally ripping off the speech the President gives in the movie [[Wikipedia:Independence Day (film)|Independence Day]] where the President rouses the international military force, with a few motley volunteers:
{{quotebox|Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind.

Mankind -- that word should have new meaning for all of us today.

We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.

We will be united in our common interests.

Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution -- but from annihilation.

We're fighting for our right to live, to exist.

And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice:

"We will not go quietly into the night!

We will not vanish without a fight!

We're going to live on!

We're going to survive!"

Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!}}

Yep. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:15, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
*Durr, someone noticed that before I did, can't believe I didn't see it in the article. But in any case, yeah, Chris rips off ID4. God damn, I loved that speech too, and Chris totally sullies it now. Well, that's one more [[Things Chris has ripped off|thing Chris has ripped off]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:22, 24 February 2010 (UTC)