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2023

2024-01-02T21:45:47Z

Penis: Nixed the ongoing tag as it is now 2024

[[File:Cwc-oct2023praetor3.jpg|thumb|500px|Chris in October 2023]]
'''2023''' is the sixteenth year since [[Chris]]'s discovery. Chris opened the year in jail but was released in late March.

==January==
{{main|January 2023}}
Chris's [[Affair With Mother|case]] faced a review on 27 January. Notes on his case suggested a move to Gateway Homes sheltered housing was being considered.

==February==
{{main|February 2023}}
Chris turned [[Chris's birthday|41 years old]], his second birthday in a row spent [[Jail Saga|in custody]].

==March==
{{main|March 2023}}
On 11 March, a [[Kiwi Farms]] user held [[March 2023 Praetor Interview|an interview]] with [[Praetor]]. They revealed a lot of alleged information on Chris, although they do not provide much proof. Praetor most notably stated that Chris would be back soon, with plans "stranger than anybody could guess". On 27 [[March 2023]], Chris was out of custody, though the reason is unclear - VineLink reported initially that he was "bonded out"<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023.png]]</ref> which was later changed to "released by court order".<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023 - 1 49 pm update.png]]</ref>

==April==
{{main|April 2023}}
In early April, the Greene County Circuit Court issued a Release Order regarding Chris's [[incest]] case. Chris's [[debt]] hearing later in the month resulted in dismissal for No Funds. [[Anaxis]] starts publishing [[The Lainchu Manifesto]].

==May==
[[File:Midlothian CCTV.png|thumb|100px|Chris in May 2023]]
{{main|May 2023}}
From 1-3 May, Chris was spotted shopping at a [[Walmart]] in Midlothian, a suburb of [[Richmond]], Battlegrounds (a card game shop), and Chesterfield Towne Center, a mall in nearby Midlothian and Richmond. Towards the end of the month, he was spotted at Earthbond Trading Company and Modern Table Top Gaming, with a Reddit user at the former describing Chris as [[Chris and health#Hygiene|reeking of 'pure shit']]. Halfway through the month, he dyed his hair a bright teal, and started looking like an old grandma. Notably, it was revealed that Chris had begun signing his name as 'J. Christ Chan Sonichu'.

==June==
[[File:CWC-Premium_Outlets_sighting-June_2023.jpg|thumb|100px|left|Chris in June 2023]]
{{main|June 2023}}
Chris's only public sighting this month was at a Ben and Jerry's in Williamsburg Premium Outlets with two women; and only after Chris complimented on a Reddit user's dog. One of the women was seen in a wheelchair. Chris could be seen seemingly disguising himself, covering up his face with a pink bucket hat and sunglasses.

==July==
[[File:CWC sighting 20Jul2023 2.jpg|thumb|100px|right|Chris in July 2023]]
{{main|July 2023}}
This month started off with old footage from [[Chris Chan Vs. The Internet]] being leaked. Chris was spotted at Wal-mart looking at [[Chris and brand loyalty|Sonic-branded]] G-Fuel drinks as well as Dragon Fire Games located over 100 miles west of Chesterfield County, the furthest Chris has reportedly traveled since his release. Chris continues to dye his hair different colors.

==August==
[[File:4August2023 CWC.png|thumb|100px|left|Chris in August 2023]]
{{main|August 2023}}
[[Otaku King]] spotted Chris at Walmart and had a conversation with him, and began white-knighting for Chris soon after. Chris slowly began returning to the internet, starting with playing [[Pokemon GO]] and games on his [[PlayStation]], notably changing his PSN description on the latter. He then began liking tweets on [[Twitter]], some even addressing his return. His activity peaked when he uploaded a series of artworks to [[DeviantART]], including ones about his return and belief that he's Jesus Christ reincarnated. Other art included pages for Sonichu 15, which has been renamed to Sonichu 0 HD. His review also took place, with his incest case file being updated to state that the charge has been "Dismissed".<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023.png]]</ref>. He ended the month by playing games on his [[PS5]], seemingly having bought one after being released from jail.

==September==
{{main|September 2023}}
[[Image:F5IE7YqWwAALxJz.jpg|thumb|100px|right|Chris in September 2023]]
Chris started the month by sending [[Helena DMs|a DM]] to [[Helena Fiorenza]], announcing that he will return to the internet, and thanking {{w|Cr1TiKaL}} for making his own brand of G-Fuel. The following day, Chris's car was spotted at [[14 Branchland Court]]. He spent the rest of his month being spotted with a [[Flutter|mysterious young-looking blonde woman]] in various locations. On the 20th, Chris was spotted allegedly hugging and ''kissing'' the woman, in a series of blurry photos. [[Otaku King]] claimed that the two of them are a couple, and that Chris is "at home safe" and "getting the right help needed"

==October==
{{main|October 2023}}
[[File:Cwc-oct2023.png|thumb|left|Chris and gal-pal in October 2023.]]

The month started off uneventful, with very little activity. However, on the 16th, Chris finally uploaded a new video, [[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned]], where he sings horribly with green screened versions of him dancing, along with a brief message announcing his return. On the same day, he tweeted, announcing the 'second coming'. [[OfficialCWCmart]] was updated, with new art and photos of Chris, along with messages announcing his return, which Chris links in the description of his new videos. He then uploaded [[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]], where he denies ever having sex with [[Barbara]], and claims that he was framed by [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. He gets mad at trolls who joked about Chris dating Barb, stating that it was their fault this all happened. He also reveals information about the blonde girl he had been spotted with recently. On the 18th, Chris started posting frequently on Twitter, and continued to upload videos.

==November==
{{main|November 2023}}

This month consisted of Chris holding two Q/A livestreams.



{{References}}
{{timeline}}

[[Category:Articles with Jail Saga speculation]]

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2023-10-02T20:09:42Z

Penis:

Is this relevant enough to Christory to be on the front page? Maybe its a good thing to have some fresh memes on the cwcki, to balance out the 2008 memes that are still lingering. [[User:Penis|Penis]] ([[User talk:Penis|talk]]) 15:35, 2 October 2023 (EDT)

:Yeah, I have no idea what it's about. I admit I'm not the most up-to-date on popular memes (or obscure ones for that matter) but this doesn't seem to have anything to do with Chris or Christory and it isn't a holiday or major event that other people celebrate or recognize. [[User:Anaxis|Anaxis]] ([[User talk:Anaxis|talk]]) 16:02, 2 October 2023 (EDT)

:Either way, the text coming out of the speech bubble is lazy and should be fixed [[User:Penis|Penis]] ([[User talk:Penis|talk]]) 16:09, 2 October 2023 (EDT)

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2023-10-02T19:35:21Z

Penis:

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2023-10-02T19:35:09Z

2023-01-15T20:56:04Z

Penis:

A reddit user recently posted this:

{{quoteboxfungus|
I took a road trip and visited Chris in jail on the 9th. My friend has been sending letters to Chris since late 2021, and he got Chris to add me as an approved contact. Chris is allowed visitors a couple times a week, but only from people he's personally approved.

Back in September, my friend got a letter from Heilberg asking him not to post Chris's letters online and threatening legal action if he did. That's probably why so few letters have come out. My friend never released his letters either way, and never planned to until Chris got out of jail.

First of all, Chris is thin. Like, "holy shit" thin. He hasn't been this thin since probably 2000, if not earlier. That being said, he definitely looks worse for wear. He looks noticeably older. His hair is 100% gray at this point, not the brown-gray-swamp it was back in 2021, but it's still dark. One of his eyes was bruised (which he said he got when he fell), and they had very dark bags. He still has the stubble, unsurprisingly, and it's more visible than it looks in pictures. His voice is thin.

As soon as he started talking I could tell he was on something. He hardly did any of the usual falsetto or screeching, and his responses were short. He slurred his speech even more than usual, but he didn't talk as fast.

I did my best to draw while he talked, and he seemed happy with it. He kept interrupting me and cutting himself off to make quips like "make sure you get my good side" and shit like that. It was annoying.

I asked him about the review date, the letters, why he was still in jail, etc. but he insisted that Heilberg told him not to talk about it. It seems like Heilberg actually managed to shut him up, at least when he's medicated. I could've prodded, but he was getting frustrated and starting to use the "whining demonic six-year-old" voice, so I dropped the subject. That's actually the only time he got whiny the whole visit.

I asked him what he does all day. He said he spends most of his day meditating on the prayer rug, and that he liked playing basketball in the rec room (apparently he got unbanned for good behavior). He gets food from the commissary once or twice a week. He kindly offered that he's been taking fiber supplements because jail food makes him constipated. Also, apparently he's been mixing popcorn into his ramen. He doesn't ever talk to other inmates.

He said he doesn't know how much money he makes from his jail drawings, but guessed it at around $25. He said he hasn't gotten any donations in a few months outside of Praetor. I asked him about Kengle, and Chris just responded "he's the Antichrist", with a smile. He didn't elaborate.

I asked him if he wanted to get out of jail, and he shouted that the "truth would be revealed in just months" or something like that. He confirmed that as part of his "sacrifice", he wouldn't be returning to the Sonichu Temple or seeing Barb anytime soon. I asked him if he missed Barb, and he said yes.

I asked him if he still believed in the merge, and he basically said "yes, and it's finished!" and repeated that the "collective shift was just months away", and that the "truth would be revealed".

We were basically out of time at that point so I showed him the drawing. He laughed and basically told me it looked like shit. I thanked him and left.}}

Here is the alleged proof of the visit:

[[Image:Traineealex letter snippet 1.png|thumb|left|Letter snippet 1]]

[[Image:Traineealex letter snippet 2.png|thumb|left|Letter snippet 2]]

[[Image:Traineealex sketch.png|thumb|left|Traineealex sketch]]

{{clear}}

I'm convinced this is legit after comparing the handwriting between the letter snippets and confirmed jail letters. If legit, this would be the first info dump on Chris since August 2022 [[User:Penis|Penis]] ([[User talk:Penis|talk]]) 14:57, 15 January 2023 (EST)

I have created [[January_2023_jail_visit]] to sum up the post. Perhaps I am jumping the gun a bit but I will let the admins decide if the evidence is compelling enough to be featured in Da Update. [[User:Penis|Penis]] ([[User talk:Penis|talk]]) 15:56, 15 January 2023 (EST)

Talk:January 2023

2023-01-15T19:57:41Z

Penis: Discussion on the January Jail Visit

File:Traineealex sketch.png

2023-01-15T19:48:13Z

Penis: Sketch of Chris from alleged January 2023 jail visit

== Summary ==
Sketch of Chris from alleged January 2023 jail visit

File:Traineealex letter snippet 2.png

2023-01-15T19:47:18Z

Penis: Second letter snippet posted by traineealex

== Summary ==
Second letter snippet posted by traineealex

File:Traineealex letter snippet 1.png

2023-01-15T19:46:00Z

Penis: Reddit User traineealex posted this along with a writeup, claiming to have visited Chris in Jail. They posted this write-up: "I took a road trip and visited Chris in jail on the 9th. My friend has been sending letters to Chris since late 2021, and he got Chris to add me as an approved contact. Chris is allowed visitors a couple times a week, but only from people he's personally approved. Back in September, my friend got a letter from Heilberg asking him not to post Chris's letters online an...

== Summary ==
Reddit User traineealex posted this along with a writeup, claiming to have visited Chris in Jail. They posted this write-up:

"I took a road trip and visited Chris in jail on the 9th. My friend has been sending letters to Chris since late 2021, and he got Chris to add me as an approved contact. Chris is allowed visitors a couple times a week, but only from people he's personally approved.

Back in September, my friend got a letter from Heilberg asking him not to post Chris's letters online and threatening legal action if he did. That's probably why so few letters have come out. My friend never released his letters either way, and never planned to until Chris got out of jail.

First of all, Chris is thin. Like, "holy shit" thin. He hasn't been this thin since probably 2000, if not earlier. That being said, he definitely looks worse for wear. He looks noticeably older. His hair is 100% gray at this point, not the brown-gray-swamp it was back in 2021, but it's still dark. One of his eyes was bruised (which he said he got when he fell), and they had very dark bags. He still has the stubble, unsurprisingly, and it's more visible than it looks in pictures. His voice is thin.

As soon as he started talking I could tell he was on something. He hardly did any of the usual falsetto or screeching, and his responses were short. He slurred his speech even more than usual, but he didn't talk as fast.

I did my best to draw while he talked, and he seemed happy with it. He kept interrupting me and cutting himself off to make quips like "make sure you get my good side" and shit like that. It was annoying.

I asked him about the review date, the letters, why he was still in jail, etc. but he insisted that Heilberg told him not to talk about it. It seems like Heilberg actually managed to shut him up, at least when he's medicated. I could've prodded, but he was getting frustrated and starting to use the "whining demonic six-year-old" voice, so I dropped the subject. That's actually the only time he got whiny the whole visit.

I asked him what he does all day. He said he spends most of his day meditating on the prayer rug, and that he liked playing basketball in the rec room (apparently he got unbanned for good behavior). He gets food from the commissary once or twice a week. He kindly offered that he's been taking fiber supplements because jail food makes him constipated. Also, apparently he's been mixing popcorn into his ramen. He doesn't ever talk to other inmates.

He said he doesn't know how much money he makes from his jail drawings, but guessed it at around $25. He said he hasn't gotten any donations in a few months outside of Praetor. I asked him about Kengle, and Chris just responded "he's the Antichrist", with a smile. He didn't elaborate.

I asked him if he wanted to get out of jail, and he shouted that the "truth would be revealed in just months" or something like that. He confirmed that as part of his "sacrifice", he wouldn't be returning to the Sonichu Temple or seeing Barb anytime soon. I asked him if he missed Barb, and he said yes.

I asked him if he still believed in the merge, and he basically said "yes, and it's finished!" and repeated that the "collective shift was just months away", and that the "truth would be revealed".

We were basically out of time at that point so I showed him the drawing. He laughed and basically told me it looked like shit. I thanked him and left.I took a road trip and visited Chris in jail on the 9th. My friend has been sending letters to Chris since late 2021, and he got Chris to add me as an approved contact. Chris is allowed visitors a couple times a week, but only from people he's personally approved.

Back in September, my friend got a letter from Heilberg asking him not to post Chris's letters online and threatening legal action if he did. That's probably why so few letters have come out. My friend never released his letters either way, and never planned to until Chris got out of jail.

First of all, Chris is thin. Like, "holy shit" thin. He hasn't been this thin since probably 2000, if not earlier. That being said, he definitely looks worse for wear. He looks noticeably older. His hair is 100% gray at this point, not the brown-gray-swamp it was back in 2021, but it's still dark. One of his eyes was bruised (which he said he got when he fell), and they had very dark bags. He still has the stubble, unsurprisingly, and it's more visible than it looks in pictures. His voice is thin.

As soon as he started talking I could tell he was on something. He hardly did any of the usual falsetto or screeching, and his responses were short. He slurred his speech even more than usual, but he didn't talk as fast.

I did my best to draw while he talked, and he seemed happy with it. He kept interrupting me and cutting himself off to make quips like "make sure you get my good side" and shit like that. It was annoying.

I asked him about the review date, the letters, why he was still in jail, etc. but he insisted that Heilberg told him not to talk about it. It seems like Heilberg actually managed to shut him up, at least when he's medicated. I could've prodded, but he was getting frustrated and starting to use the "whining demonic six-year-old" voice, so I dropped the subject. That's actually the only time he got whiny the whole visit.

I asked him what he does all day. He said he spends most of his day meditating on the prayer rug, and that he liked playing basketball in the rec room (apparently he got unbanned for good behavior). He gets food from the commissary once or twice a week. He kindly offered that he's been taking fiber supplements because jail food makes him constipated. Also, apparently he's been mixing popcorn into his ramen. He doesn't ever talk to other inmates.

He said he doesn't know how much money he makes from his jail drawings, but guessed it at around $25. He said he hasn't gotten any donations in a few months outside of Praetor. I asked him about Kengle, and Chris just responded "he's the Antichrist", with a smile. He didn't elaborate.

I asked him if he wanted to get out of jail, and he shouted that the "truth would be revealed in just months" or something like that. He confirmed that as part of his "sacrifice", he wouldn't be returning to the Sonichu Temple or seeing Barb anytime soon. I asked him if he missed Barb, and he said yes.

I asked him if he still believed in the merge, and he basically said "yes, and it's finished!" and repeated that the "collective shift was just months away", and that the "truth would be revealed".

We were basically out of time at that point so I showed him the drawing. He laughed and basically told me it looked like shit. I thanked him and left."

Talk:September 2022

2022-10-26T02:50:32Z

Penis:

== Activity ==

When was the last time when we went one full month without any activity from Chris? --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 18:42, 22 October 2022 (EDT)

:I think [[April 2022]]. Technically there were some videos from The Chris Chan Conspiracy uploaded that month, but that footage was filmed before the jail saga. --[[User:Gray Deign|Gray Deign]] ([[User talk:Gray Deign|talk]]) 00:18, 23 October 2022 (UTC)
::Hmm, maybe I wasn't using the right wording. I should have asked: when was the ''first'' time we went one full month without any activity from Chris?
::I think that is a side affect of coming to accept the small but not impossible likelihood that we may never hear from Chris again, given that the case was actually sealed. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 21:29, 22 October 2022 (EDT)
:::I don't think there has been a single month of zero activity since the trolling began and before the jail saga. Even in the less active years, there was at least some Facebook activity.
:::However, since the jail saga begun, it's possible that either February or March 2022 could be the first month without any activity. That depends on what's interpreted as 'activity' from Chris. There were some letters sent out in late January that weren't received until February. During one of those months, Chris was transferred to the hospital, but that probably doesn't count as direct 'activity' from Chris. --[[User:Gray Deign|Gray Deign]] ([[User talk:Gray Deign|talk]]) 02:23, 23 October 2022 (UTC)
:::I think there is a lot of activity going on right now that we will hear about over a year from now... Something tells me Chris craves internet attention and will do anything to get back into the fold as soon as he is capable. --[[User:Penis|Penis]] ([[User talk:Penis|talk]]) 22:50, 25 October 2022 (EDT)

2022-10-25T01:53:02Z

Penis: Trimmed variant of earlier uploaded shirt

== Summary ==
Trimmed variant of earlier uploaded shirt

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2022-10-25T01:35:01Z

Penis: Ironically enough, Chris would once again be found wearing a striped shirt every day

== Summary ==
Ironically enough, Chris would once again be found wearing a striped shirt every day

User talk:Penis

2022-10-23T04:07:33Z

Penis: Created blank page

Talk:Chris and negligence

2022-10-22T22:14:05Z

Penis:

Ideas for future sections:

Discuss the Chandler cats

Discuss Chris's care of Bob's heirlooms (?)

Discuss Chris sharing personal information

Build on causes section (?)

Discuss Chris sending out letters confirming his guilt in court <Added, could be expanded on>

==Expanding premise==
Perhaps the article could be expanded to encompass Chris's laziness in a general sense. Negligence can be the result of laziness although it can also be the result of malice, I can't think of anything Chris has not done out of spite except for leaving the internet which was short lived. [[User:Finnegan|Finnegan]] ([[User talk:Finnegan|talk]]) 12:04, 9 March 2022 (UTC)

I agree, it would be worth adding a section in the article dedicated to Chris' laziness and inability to do any actual work. [[User:Penis|Penis]] ([[User talk:Penis|talk]]) 22 October 2022 (UTC)

Chris and negligence

2022-10-22T22:10:15Z

Penis: /* The Law */

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[[Image:Please,_Donate_(720p).mp400001.png|thumb|Chris, begging for money in his toy-stuffed room, October 2016]]

{{Quote|Ah, yeah. Big price items. '''PLEEEEASE PLEASE''' buy those now so I can get. This. Car. Worked. On. Right. Now. '''ToDAYYYYYYYY'''!|Chris, [[My Car is Heating Up Worse; PLEASE BUY from my eBay and HELP|after going well over a full year without an oil change]]<ref>[[Son-Chu#Ford Focus]]</ref>}}

Merriam-Webster defines '''negligence''' as [https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/negligence|"failure to exercise the care that a reasonably prudent person would exercise in like circumstances" ]. A negligent person frequently finds themselves in trouble caused by their own inability to identify a problem and deal with it properly. Chris is in no short supply of negligence, and it frequently leads to him [[Trolls#Chris the troll|trolling himself]].

==Examples of Chris's Negligence==

There are several examples of Chris's negligence that have negatively impacted himself, his family, his community, and his fans. The effects of his negligence have ranged from [[Chris's_room | letting his room go]], to [[eBay#Suspension of Chris's eBay | getting his eBay banned]], to even possibly [[Destruction Of Chris's House#Actual Timeline of Events|burning down his house]]. Chris's failure to properly deal with problems often leads him into tricky situations that bring humorous responses. A significant portion of Chris's content can be attributed either directly or indirectly to his negligence.

===Vehicles===
[[Image:Chris car April 2021-3.jpg|thumb|left|Chris's Car after backing into a big rig in April, 2021.]]
[[Image:Totem_after_CWC_1.jpeg|thumb|The box Chris shipped the [[Sonic Totem]] in, in all its scotch-taped glory.]]

Chris has a long history of vehicular struggles. His first car, the [[Son-Chu#Ford Escort|original Son-Chu]], went through horror as it was revealed in October of 2010 that he went well over a year without changing the oil. Unsurprisingly, the car didn't make it much longer. Fast-forwarding to July 2018, it became clear that Chris failed to learn his lesson; in [[My_Car_is_Heating_Up_Worse;_PLEASE_BUY_from_my_eBay_and_HELP |a begging video]], Chris revealed that his 2010 Ford Focus was heating up and wouldn't start. Despite fans sending him money to get the car fixed, the car died three months later. It was reported by [[The_Captain|The Captain]] that the car's engine was permanently broken. Being that the car had only 110,000 miles on it, it's likely that Chris's neglect was the cause of the car's untimely failure.

In 2021 a fan snapped a picture of the fourth iteration of [[Son-Chu]] in the wild, featuring a dented rear door and smashed rear windshield with a plastic covering. Another fan texted Chris, asking about the damage done to the van. Chris responded, revealing that he had backed into the trailer of a big rig.

===Finances===

Since 2014, Chris has taken to eBay as a means to supplement his [[Monthly_tugboat|tugboat]]. Capitalizing on his internet legacy, Chris began producing Sonichu [[medallions]], [[Sonichu_Amiibo|custom Amiibo]], [[commissions]], [[autographed_photos|autographed photos]], [[2014-2015_Sales_Listings#Bob.27s_Straduarius_Violin|family heirlooms]], [[Sonic_Totem|Relics of Fail]], and several other items. Almost as soon as Chris started ramping up his eBay presence, buyers began complaining. On eBay, feedback is incredibly important. Anything short of 90% positive feedback is considered very poor, and if enough complaints are levied against a seller, eBay will take action. Chris has struggled to maintain an 85% positive feedback percentage. Many buyers complained that Chris was taking too long to ship items, of items coming in broken due to faulty packaging, or of outright not receiving purchased items altogether. One buyer even reported being sent "an empty envelope" after purchasing a bootleg Pokemon game from Chris in March of 2018.

These complaints levied against Chris frequently caused his PayPal to become frozen, preventing him from pulling funds out. This enraged Chris, and resulted in him getting into scuffles with various buyers. In the [[Medallions#The_Mr._Smith_Situation|Mr. Smith incident]], a buyer opened up a dispute after Chris failed to make and ship a Sonichu medallion and commission within the specified two-week period, resulting in Chris' PayPal getting frozen. In response, Chris [[Dox|doxxed]] the buyer on Facebook. Chris then proceeded to send an [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Chris%27s_Commission_to_Mr._Smith_(compressed).jpg art of an exasperated Sonichu] along with an [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg angry-eyed Sonichu medallion]. The buyer, refusing to lift the dispute until Chris sent the item described in the listing, eventually received a proper Sonichu medallion along with a full refund from eBay. Chris's eBay exploits eventually came to an end in June 2019, as [[eBay#Suspension of Chris's eBay|eBay finally restricted his account]] after years of complaints.

===House fire===

Perhaps among the most consequential events in Christory, many have speculated that the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire at the Chandler residence]] may have been caused indirectly by Chris. According to the person who leaked the fire report, the fire appears to have been caused by a spark from an extension cord running through the bathroom door, of which the plastic coating had been rubbed away. The report seems to corroborate this claim, indicating that the fire started from the downstairs bathroom. Chris had run an extension cord from the bathroom to power a Keurig machine in the hallway, which was plugged in at the time of the fire.<ref>[[BraveryJerk Interviews]]</ref><ref>[[Catie Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref> How much of the blame that [[Barb]] shares for allowing the brazen fire hazard to exist, along with the hoard's role in the fire, however, is up for debate.

===Body===

Surprising absolutely nobody, one of the biggest things Chris's negligence has affected is his himself. As mentioned plenty of times on this site, he has shown to not take anything close to good care of his hygiene or diet, no doubt causing various health problems that could potentially endanger his very life. One noticeable example is Chris's eating habits, where he rarely eats vegetables or fruit, and when he does, he usually adds something unhealthy. Also worth noting is his well known lack of showering, leading him to smell horrid and destroying the nostrils of people who simply walk past him.

===The Law===

Chris, [[Chris and the law|having a history of legal troubles]], is no stranger to finding himself in court or jail. Legal trouble is a delicate thing; one outburst in court or telling the wrong person the wrong thing can cost years of one's life. During the incest trial, Chris sent several letters from jail further implicating himself. On July 29th, 2022, nearly one year after the [[Chris and the law#2021|incest arrest]], [[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]] published a [[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022|letter]] from Chris. In it, he describes Barb as being in a "Zombie-Like" state. This suggests that Barb may have been incapacitated during the affair, thus unable to give consent. Furthermore, it also would show that Chris would have been aware that Barb couldn't consent. This, theoretically, could have been used to press rape charges on Chris, putting him into a much more severe legal situation than he already was in.

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==Causes of Chris's Negligence==

There are several potential causes of Chris's negligence. Perhaps the most apparent cause is Barb's own negligence. Several [[Tour of Chris's House II|house tours]] of the Chandler residence shine a light on just how large the hoard has become. Barb seems to have little regard for the squalor that she, and Chris, live in. The hoard seems to have started long ago, but absolutely exploded after the death of [[Bob]]. This would suggest that Bob had his own part to play in just how bad the Chandler residence got. Bob even commented on this during the infamous [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]] video from August 2009.

Another contributing factor could possibly be Chris' [[ego]]. Chris tends to see himself, and everything he creates, as flawless. In recent years, he has begun developing an outright [[god]] complex. It is entirely possible that this perceived flawlessness prevents Chris from being able to acknowledge any mistake he may make, causing problems for him down the road. These problems he encounters only further fuel his victim complex.

==See also==
* [[Chris and health]]
* [[Chris and his ego]]
* [[Chris and reality]]
* [[Chris and the law]]

==References==
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{{Chris and}}

[[Category: Chris and...]]

Chris and negligence

2022-10-22T22:09:45Z

Penis: Added a section describing Chris implicating himself during the incest trial

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[[Image:Please,_Donate_(720p).mp400001.png|thumb|Chris, begging for money in his toy-stuffed room, October 2016]]

{{Quote|Ah, yeah. Big price items. '''PLEEEEASE PLEASE''' buy those now so I can get. This. Car. Worked. On. Right. Now. '''ToDAYYYYYYYY'''!|Chris, [[My Car is Heating Up Worse; PLEASE BUY from my eBay and HELP|after going well over a full year without an oil change]]<ref>[[Son-Chu#Ford Focus]]</ref>}}

Merriam-Webster defines '''negligence''' as [https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/negligence|"failure to exercise the care that a reasonably prudent person would exercise in like circumstances" ]. A negligent person frequently finds themselves in trouble caused by their own inability to identify a problem and deal with it properly. Chris is in no short supply of negligence, and it frequently leads to him [[Trolls#Chris the troll|trolling himself]].

==Examples of Chris's Negligence==

There are several examples of Chris's negligence that have negatively impacted himself, his family, his community, and his fans. The effects of his negligence have ranged from [[Chris's_room | letting his room go]], to [[eBay#Suspension of Chris's eBay | getting his eBay banned]], to even possibly [[Destruction Of Chris's House#Actual Timeline of Events|burning down his house]]. Chris's failure to properly deal with problems often leads him into tricky situations that bring humorous responses. A significant portion of Chris's content can be attributed either directly or indirectly to his negligence.

===Vehicles===
[[Image:Chris car April 2021-3.jpg|thumb|left|Chris's Car after backing into a big rig in April, 2021.]]
[[Image:Totem_after_CWC_1.jpeg|thumb|The box Chris shipped the [[Sonic Totem]] in, in all its scotch-taped glory.]]

Chris has a long history of vehicular struggles. His first car, the [[Son-Chu#Ford Escort|original Son-Chu]], went through horror as it was revealed in October of 2010 that he went well over a year without changing the oil. Unsurprisingly, the car didn't make it much longer. Fast-forwarding to July 2018, it became clear that Chris failed to learn his lesson; in [[My_Car_is_Heating_Up_Worse;_PLEASE_BUY_from_my_eBay_and_HELP |a begging video]], Chris revealed that his 2010 Ford Focus was heating up and wouldn't start. Despite fans sending him money to get the car fixed, the car died three months later. It was reported by [[The_Captain|The Captain]] that the car's engine was permanently broken. Being that the car had only 110,000 miles on it, it's likely that Chris's neglect was the cause of the car's untimely failure.

In 2021 a fan snapped a picture of the fourth iteration of [[Son-Chu]] in the wild, featuring a dented rear door and smashed rear windshield with a plastic covering. Another fan texted Chris, asking about the damage done to the van. Chris responded, revealing that he had backed into the trailer of a big rig.

===Finances===

Since 2014, Chris has taken to eBay as a means to supplement his [[Monthly_tugboat|tugboat]]. Capitalizing on his internet legacy, Chris began producing Sonichu [[medallions]], [[Sonichu_Amiibo|custom Amiibo]], [[commissions]], [[autographed_photos|autographed photos]], [[2014-2015_Sales_Listings#Bob.27s_Straduarius_Violin|family heirlooms]], [[Sonic_Totem|Relics of Fail]], and several other items. Almost as soon as Chris started ramping up his eBay presence, buyers began complaining. On eBay, feedback is incredibly important. Anything short of 90% positive feedback is considered very poor, and if enough complaints are levied against a seller, eBay will take action. Chris has struggled to maintain an 85% positive feedback percentage. Many buyers complained that Chris was taking too long to ship items, of items coming in broken due to faulty packaging, or of outright not receiving purchased items altogether. One buyer even reported being sent "an empty envelope" after purchasing a bootleg Pokemon game from Chris in March of 2018.

These complaints levied against Chris frequently caused his PayPal to become frozen, preventing him from pulling funds out. This enraged Chris, and resulted in him getting into scuffles with various buyers. In the [[Medallions#The_Mr._Smith_Situation|Mr. Smith incident]], a buyer opened up a dispute after Chris failed to make and ship a Sonichu medallion and commission within the specified two-week period, resulting in Chris' PayPal getting frozen. In response, Chris [[Dox|doxxed]] the buyer on Facebook. Chris then proceeded to send an [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Chris%27s_Commission_to_Mr._Smith_(compressed).jpg art of an exasperated Sonichu] along with an [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg angry-eyed Sonichu medallion]. The buyer, refusing to lift the dispute until Chris sent the item described in the listing, eventually received a proper Sonichu medallion along with a full refund from eBay. Chris's eBay exploits eventually came to an end in June 2019, as [[eBay#Suspension of Chris's eBay|eBay finally restricted his account]] after years of complaints.

===House fire===

Perhaps among the most consequential events in Christory, many have speculated that the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire at the Chandler residence]] may have been caused indirectly by Chris. According to the person who leaked the fire report, the fire appears to have been caused by a spark from an extension cord running through the bathroom door, of which the plastic coating had been rubbed away. The report seems to corroborate this claim, indicating that the fire started from the downstairs bathroom. Chris had run an extension cord from the bathroom to power a Keurig machine in the hallway, which was plugged in at the time of the fire.<ref>[[BraveryJerk Interviews]]</ref><ref>[[Catie Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref> How much of the blame that [[Barb]] shares for allowing the brazen fire hazard to exist, along with the hoard's role in the fire, however, is up for debate.

===Body===

Surprising absolutely nobody, one of the biggest things Chris's negligence has affected is his himself. As mentioned plenty of times on this site, he has shown to not take anything close to good care of his hygiene or diet, no doubt causing various health problems that could potentially endanger his very life. One noticeable example is Chris's eating habits, where he rarely eats vegetables or fruit, and when he does, he usually adds something unhealthy. Also worth noting is his well known lack of showering, leading him to smell horrid and destroying the nostrils of people who simply walk past him.

===The Law===

Chris, [[Chris and the law|having a history of legal troubles]], is no stranger to finding himself in court or jail. Legal trouble is a delicate thing; one outburst in court or a telling the wrong person the wrong thing can cost years of one's life. During the incest trial, Chris sent several letters from jail further implicating himself. On July 29th, 2022, nearly one year after the [[Chris and the law#2021|incest arrest]], [[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]] published a [[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022|letter]] from Chris. In it, he describes Barb as being in a "Zombie-Like" state. This suggests that Barb may have been incapacitated during the affair, thus unable to give consent. Furthermore, it also would show that Chris would have been aware that Barb couldn't consent. This, theoretically, could have been used to press rape charges on Chris, putting him into a much more severe legal situation than he already was in.

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==Causes of Chris's Negligence==

There are several potential causes of Chris's negligence. Perhaps the most apparent cause is Barb's own negligence. Several [[Tour of Chris's House II|house tours]] of the Chandler residence shine a light on just how large the hoard has become. Barb seems to have little regard for the squalor that she, and Chris, live in. The hoard seems to have started long ago, but absolutely exploded after the death of [[Bob]]. This would suggest that Bob had his own part to play in just how bad the Chandler residence got. Bob even commented on this during the infamous [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]] video from August 2009.

Another contributing factor could possibly be Chris' [[ego]]. Chris tends to see himself, and everything he creates, as flawless. In recent years, he has begun developing an outright [[god]] complex. It is entirely possible that this perceived flawlessness prevents Chris from being able to acknowledge any mistake he may make, causing problems for him down the road. These problems he encounters only further fuel his victim complex.

==See also==
* [[Chris and health]]
* [[Chris and his ego]]
* [[Chris and reality]]
* [[Chris and the law]]

==References==
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'''October''' is the tenth and current month of '''2022'''.

== Notable events ==
* '''1 October''' - [[Barb]] turned 81.
*'''22 October''' - The [[Cwcki]] returns after over a month of downtime
*'''31 October''' - [[Halloween|Hallo]][[Weens|ween]]. Chris will very likely be spending it [[Jail Saga|incarcerated]].

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{{Quote|Ah, yeah. Big price items. PLEEEEASE PLEASE buy those now so I can (bangs fist on the dashboard for extra emphasis) get. This. Car. Worked. On. Right. Now. ToDAYYYYYYYY|Chris, [[Son-Chu|after going well over a full year without an oil change]]<ref>[[Son-Chu#Ford_Focus]]</ref>}}

Merriam-Webster defines negligence as [https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/negligence|"failure to exercise the care that a reasonably prudent person would exercise in like circumstances". ] A negligent person frequently finds themselves in trouble caused by their own inability to identify a problem and deal with it properly. Chris is in no short supply of negligence, and it frequently leads to him [[Trolls#Chris_the_troll|trolling himself]].

==Examples of Chris's Negligence==

[[Image:Please,_Donate_(720p).mp400001.png|thumb|Chris's room, October 2016]]

There are several example's of Chris's negligence that have negativity impacted himself, his family, his community, and his fans. The effects of his negligence have ranged from [[Chris's_room | letting his room go]], to [[EBay#Suspension_of_Chris.27s_eBay | getting his eBay banned]], to even possibly [[Destruction_Of_Chris's_House#Actual_Timeline_of_Events|burning down his house]]. Chris's failure to properly deal with problems often leads him into tricky situations that bring humorous responses. A significant portion of interesting Chris content can be attributed either directly or indirectly to his negligence.

Chris has a long history of struggles in regards to his vehicles. Chris's first vehicle, the [[Son-Chu#Ford_Escort|original son-chu]], went through horror as it was revealed in October of 2010 that he went well over a year without changing the oil. Unsurprisingly, the original Son-Chu didn't make it much longer. Fast forwarding to July 2018, it became clear that Chris failed to learn his lesson. In [[My_Car_is_Heating_Up_Worse;_PLEASE_BUY_from_my_eBay_and_HELP |a begging video]], Chris reveals that his 2010 Ford Focus was heating up and wouldn't start. Despite fans sending him money to get the car fixed, it was revealed that the car died in November of 2018. It was reported by [[The_Captain|The Captain]] that the car's engine was permanently broken. Being that the car had only 110,000 miles on it, it's most likely that neglect was the cause of the car's failure.

[[Image:SonChu_at_Too_Many_Games.jpg|thumb|A Fan posing with Chris's Ford Focus, June 2018. One month before the failure. (Note the parking job)]]

Since 2014, Chris has taken to eBay as a means to supplement his [[Monthly_tugboat|tugboat]]. Capitalizing on his internet legacy, Chris began producing Sonichu [[Medallions]], [[Sonichu_Amiibo|custom Amiibo]], [[commissions]], [[autographed_photos|autographed photos]], [[2014-2015_Sales_Listings#Bob.27s_Straduarius_Violin|family heirlooms]], [[Sonic_Totem|Relics of Fail]], among other things. Almost as soon as Chris started ramping up his eBay presence, buyers started complaining. On eBay, feedback is incredibly important. Anything short of 99% positive feedback is considered very poor, and if enough complaints are levied against a seller eBay will take action. Chris has struggled to maintain an 85% feedback. Many buyers complained that Chris was taking too long to ship items, items coming in broken due to faulty packaging, or outright not receiving purchased items all together. One buyer even reported being sent "an empty envelope" after purchasing a bootleg Pokemon game from Chris in March of 2018.

These complaints levied against Chris frequently caused his PayPal to become frozen, preventing him from pulling funds out. This enraged Chris, and ended up in him getting into scuffles with various buyers. In the [[Medallions#The_Mr._Smith_Situation|Mr. Smith incident]], a buyer opened up a dispute after Chris failed to make and ship a Sonichu Medallion and commission within the specified two-week period., resulting in Chris' PayPal getting frozen. In response, Chris [[Dox|doxxed]] the buyer on his Facebook. Chris then proceeded to send an [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Chris%27s_Commission_to_Mr._Smith_(compressed).jpg art of an exasperated Sonichu] along with an [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg angry-eyed Sonichu medallion]. The buyer, refusing to life the dispute until Chris sent the item described in the listing, eventually received a proper Sonichu medallion along with a full refund from eBay. Chris's eBay exploits eventually came to an end in June 2019, as [[EBay#Suspension_of_Chris.27s_eBay|eBay finally restricted his account]] after years of complaints.

Perhaps among the most consequential events in Christory, many have speculated that the [[Destruction_Of_Chris's_House|fire at the Chandler residence]] may have been caused indirectly by Chris. According to the person who leaked the fire report, the fire appears to have been caused by a spark from an extension cord running through the bathroom door, of which the plastic coating had been rubbed away. The report seems to corroborate this claim, indicating that the fire started from the downstairs bathroom. Chris then later admitted to [[Catherine]] that he had run an extension cord from the bathroom to power a Keurig machine in an adjacent room, which was plugged in at the time of the fire. How much of the blame that [[Barb]] shares for allowing the fire hazard to exist, along with the hoards role in the fire, however, is up for debate.

[[Image:Totem_after_CWC_1.jpeg|thumb|The box Chris shipped the [[Sonic_Totem|Sonic Totem]] in, in all its scotch-taped glory]]

==Causes of Chris's Negligence==