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Dating ad.mp4

2011-11-27T23:23:41Z

Penman28: /* Transcript */

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'''dating_ad.mp4''', as its title suggests, is a personal advertisement that [[Chris|Chris]] recorded sometime in 2008. In the recording, Chris awkwardly tells listeners [[virgin with rage|his situation]] and what he wants in a potential [[sweetheart]]. It should be noted that Chris stopped himself from mentioning [[Chris and Race|the preferred ethnicity]] of his future girlfriend.

This particular recording, albeit nothing out of the ordinary when it comes to Chris's [[love quest]], is unique due to the fact that it took years for it to be finally discovered in November of [[2011]].

==Video==
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| stardate = [[2008]]
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| saga = {{Blanca|text}}
| other = {{Audio|text}}
| shirt =

| previous = [[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD|SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]
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==Transcript==
"My name is, uh, Christian. I'm, uh, currently [[2008|twenty six years old]]. I'm looking for a, uh, [[Boyfriend-Free Girl|boyfriend-free...woman]] to be my [[sweetheart from the ground-up]]. Preferably, uh...one who's...well...[[Chris and Race|well, jus uh..., never mind about preference]].

But anyway, uh...definitely [[Tobacky|smoke]]-free, non-[[Alcohol|alcoholic]], and, uh...yeah, b-you know, just an honest, sweet girl to be my, to be my sweet [[Chris and English|qu-sweetheart quality]].

''[Silence, new recording begins]''

So, uh...yeah. ''[Clears throat]'' Send me a message if, uh, you're interested. Have a good day.

[[Category:Blanca Saga videos]]
[[Category:Love Quest]]

IRC (27 December 2008)

2011-11-25T04:40:35Z

Penman28: /* Summary */

A chat involving [[Chris]] and [[PandaHalo]] in #sonichu from 27 [[December 2008]].

==Summary==
This chat is almost entirely between Panda and Chris - the other [[trolls]] only show up at the very beginning and very end. Panda, as usual, takes advantage of Chris's [[naïve]]té and raging hormones to extract all kinds of bizarre sexual confessions.

From this chat we learn that Chris would be willing to have intercourse with a dog. (He specifies a female dog, however, and mentions that he would be especially turned on by a border collie.) He'd also be okay with Panda penetrating him in the ass with a strap-on or unleashing foul-smelling farts during sex. On the other hand, he's not interested in the prospect of a three-way with Panda and [[Robert Simmons V]], and while he would have sex with a man to save Panda's life, he wouldn't like it.

{{quote|23:45 <@ChrisChanSonichu> for your life, I would. the idea makes my eyelid twich, though.
23:46 <@ChrisChanSonichu> and that happens only from a big amount of bad [[stress]]; the eyelid twich.}}

Aside from talking about his contemporary fetishes and tastes, and the chocolate condom he bought specially for his first time with Panda, Chris spills various details of his own and his family's sexual history. He talks about learning to [[mass debate]] from watching porn, and in fact learning just about everything he knows about sex from porn. He also shares some information about his parents' sex life (or lack thereof), showing a knowledge of that particular subject that isn't quite unhealthy, but certainly seems pretty weird.

Talking about a recent visit from [[Anna McLerran]], Chris claims that she's a lesbian, despite also being a member of the Mormon church (a faith that hates [[homos]] almost as much as Chris does). Anna's numerous blogs have revealed that she invented this lie to deflect Chris's romantic intentions.

A couple of times during the chat, Panda tries to make Chris jealous by hinting that she's attracted to Robert. Eventually she gets him on the hook, and we are treated to several lines of Chris whining about how much they shared together (i.e. a lot of chatting on the internet) and abjectly begging Panda not to leave him.

{{quote|00:26 <@ChrisChanSonichu> just remind me as often as possible that you still Honestly, Truly Love me.|BAWWWWWWWW}}

=== Transcript ===

22:44 < '''batmaneunuch'''> ;) canine
 22:44 -!- mode/#sonichu [-h '''XanatosVanBadas'''] by '''vivitheg'''
 22:44 -!- mode/#sonichu [-h '''Rosey'''] by '''vivitheg'''
 22:44 -!- mode/#sonichu [-h '''Polly'''] by '''vivitheg'''
 22:44 -!- Guest [~Guest@Rizon-1CC9B2F5.hsd1.va.comcast.net] has joined #sonichu
 22:44 -!- Guest is now known as Guest1
 22:44 -!- mode/#sonichu [-h '''GeckoMantis'''] by '''vivitheg'''
 22:45 -!- mode/#sonichu [-h EXKeine] by '''vivitheg'''
 22:45 <@'''BlueSpike'''> CHRIS
 22:45 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Hi!
 22:45 -!- mode/#sonichu [-h '''CVDierten'''] by '''vivitheg'''
 22:45 < '''batmaneunuch'''> Hello
 22:45 -!- mode/#sonichu [-h '''BILLY_MAYS_XMASLOL'''] by '''vivitheg'''
 22:45 -!- Guest1 is now known as '''ChrisChanSonichu'''
 22:45 -!- mode/#sonichu [-o Spankety] by '''vivitheg'''
 22:45 -!- mode/#sonichu [-o DavidTL] by '''vivitheg'''
 22:45 < '''Polly'''> Hello Chris. :)
 22:45 < '''XanatosVanBadas'''> Hey, Chris!
 22:45 -!- mode/#sonichu [-o Mofo_P] by '''vivitheg'''
 22:45 < '''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Hey.
 22:45 < '''XanatosVanBadas'''> :)
 22:45 -!- mode/#sonichu [+o '''Polly'''] by '''vivitheg'''
 22:45 < '''batmaneunuch'''> Hello there.
 22:45 <@'''PandaHalo'''> Hello Chris
 22:45 -!- mode/#sonichu [-v DavidTL] by '''vivitheg'''
 22:45 < '''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Hey, Panda.
 22:45 -!- mode/#sonichu [-v '''Rosey'''] by '''vivitheg'''
 22:45 < '''ChrisChanSonichu'''> :)
 22:45 <@'''BlueSpike'''> +o ChrisChanSonichu
 22:45 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Erm..I don't know how to op. ;-;
 22:45 -!- mode/#sonichu [+o '''ChrisChanSonichu'''] by '''vivitheg'''
 22:45 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Thanks.
 22:46 <@'''PandaHalo'''> ChrisChanSonichu: I have not been able to get on my skype computer for a while. That is why I emailed you before.
 22:46 -!- mode/#sonichu [+m] by '''vivitheg'''
 22:46 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I see. how are you?
 22:46 < '''canine'''> testing
 22:46 <@'''PandaHalo'''> much better
 22:46 <@'''PandaHalo'''> fully recovered
 22:46 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'm glad.
 22:46 <@'''PandaHalo'''> and i had a great christmas
 22:46 <@'''PandaHalo'''> how are you?
 22:47 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'm well, and my family and I had a nice christmas; nothing extravagant.
 22:47 <@'''PandaHalo'''> ahh
 22:47 <@'''PandaHalo'''> do you still feel the same way about me as you did a month ago?
 22:47 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I do.
 22:47 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> :)
 22:48 <@'''PandaHalo'''> ah
 22:48 -!- Irssi: #sonichu: Total of 21 nicks [5 ops, 0 halfops, 0 voices, 16 normal]
 22:48 <@'''PandaHalo'''> when will the next comic be out?
 22:48 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> is everyone else on the IRC able to read our chat details here, or did someone fix it so we can talk in private?
 22:48 <@'''PandaHalo'''> this is private i think
 22:48 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> okay.
 22:49 <@'''PandaHalo'''> I remember checking my skype briefly once when i had the chance and one of your offline messages said you were colouring in
 22:49 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I still have pages to color, but I've been busy with other things around the house.
 22:49 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> aside from the coloring.
 22:50 <@'''PandaHalo'''> ahhh like what?
 22:50 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> but I will definitely have it up on January 3 or 4.
 22:50 <@'''PandaHalo'''> that is good :)
 22:50 <@'''PandaHalo'''> i'm not sure if you heard but Robert Simmons the Fifth came to Australia for a holiday and we met up :)
 22:51 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> a few chores; taking out garbage, a bit of cleaning up, setting up our christmas tree, and lot of other things.
 22:51 <@'''PandaHalo'''> ohhh pretty
 22:51 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> really, Bob?
 22:51 <@'''PandaHalo'''> do you have a photo of your xmas tree?
 22:51 <@'''PandaHalo'''> yeah
 22:51 <@'''PandaHalo'''> bob
 22:51 <@'''PandaHalo'''> he's a reallllllly nice guy <3
 22:51 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> did he show you his ID?
 22:51 <@'''PandaHalo'''> yeah
 22:51 <@'''PandaHalo'''> well his passport
 22:51 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> okay. :)
 22:52 <@'''PandaHalo'''> which is id
 22:52 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> how did he know where to find you?
 22:52 <@'''PandaHalo'''> we spoke on the phone a few times
 22:53 <@'''PandaHalo'''> how is your mother and father?
 22:53 <@'''PandaHalo'''> did you draw them anything for xmas?
 22:53 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> they're well.
 22:53 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> did you call him or vice-versa?
 22:53 <@'''PandaHalo'''> we called each other
 22:53 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I see; who made the first call?
 22:54 <@'''PandaHalo'''> i did :)
 22:54 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> okay.
 22:54 <@'''PandaHalo'''> do you mind?
 22:54 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> that's cool.
 22:54 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> what did y'all do?
 22:55 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> *together?
 22:55 <@'''PandaHalo'''> went shopping for a bit, and went to the beach, stuff like that
 22:55 <@'''PandaHalo'''> I got a new bikini so I was able to try it out. It's a pink ripcurl brand one
 22:55 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> sexy. :D
 22:56 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'd like to see a pic, if you can send me one.
 22:57 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> so, y'all just had a nice time; no sex, right?
 22:58 <@'''PandaHalo'''> would that have been bad?
 22:58 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'm cool either way.
 22:58 -!- Irssi: #sonichu: Total of 21 nicks [5 ops, 0 halfops, 0 voices, 16 normal]
 22:59 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'm only curious.
 22:59 <@'''PandaHalo'''> ahhh nah we havent not yet :)
 23:00 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> that's good. I feel better.
 23:00 <@'''PandaHalo'''> :)
 23:00 <@'''PandaHalo'''> that's good
 23:00 <@'''PandaHalo'''> have you done anything naughty lately?
 23:00 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> no.
 23:00 <@'''PandaHalo'''> would you ever have a threesome with bob involved?
 23:00 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> no
 23:01 <@'''PandaHalo'''> ahh
 23:01 <@'''PandaHalo'''> okay
 23:01 <@'''PandaHalo'''> just curious!
 23:01 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I understand.
 23:01 -!- CWCFan01 [cgiirc@Rizon-A8381051.bltmmd.east.verizon.net] has joined #sonichu
 23:01 <@'''PandaHalo'''> you dont seem talkative D:
 23:01 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'm cool.
 23:02 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I just don't have a lot on my mind right now, other than the happy feeling from being able to talk to you again. :D
 23:02 <@'''PandaHalo'''> did you miss me?
 23:02 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I did.
 23:02 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I think about you every day.
 23:02 <@'''PandaHalo'''> that is sweet
 23:02 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> seriously.
 23:02 <@'''PandaHalo'''> do you still mass debate?
 23:02 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> sometimes.
 23:03 <@'''PandaHalo'''> oh please tell me about it
 23:03 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> nothing special; just a reliver to get some stress off.
 23:03 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> once in a while.
 23:03 <@'''PandaHalo'''> ahhhh yes
 23:04 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> how about u?
 23:04 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> mass debate? finally gone into the sex store? and what's the current situation of your PO Box?
 23:05 <@'''PandaHalo'''> i havent had the chance to get a new one.. but i still be going into the post office and seeing if i can get another one until i leave for the states
 23:05 <@'''PandaHalo'''> I did! i saw lots of interesting things there
 23:06 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> neat.
 23:06 <@'''PandaHalo'''> I saw a thing called a strap on and the lady was telling me about how sometimes couples buy one, and the girl wears it and uses it on the guy and it's perfectly okay because it's not gay, but the guy likes it
 23:06 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'm willing to go for that when we're together.
 23:07 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> as for the PO Box, please keep me up to date, so I can give my dad the OK to mail you the books he has for you about Virgina.
 23:07 <@'''PandaHalo'''> Your dad is very kind
 23:08 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yes, he can be kind.
 23:08 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> for Christmas, he did something really thoughtful for my mother.
 23:08 <@'''PandaHalo'''> what?
 23:08 <@'''PandaHalo'''> have sex with her?
 23:09 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> he gave her an arranged box of ornaments, with tags attached to them; each one representing her blessings; three angels, me, dad and my half-bro, Cole. Ones for Ruckersville, Red Oak, our cats, and one for her.
 23:09 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> they have not had sex in at least two decades.
 23:10 <@'''PandaHalo'''> oh that is sweet
 23:10 <@'''PandaHalo'''> how do you know?
 23:11 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> well, they're old, more consious of germs, stresses of life, and they told me so.
 23:11 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> and for the past few years, they've slept in seperate rooms of the house.
 23:11 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> IMHO, kind of sad.
 23:12 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> because they're not as close as they should, used to or can be.
 23:12 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yet they still love and care for each other.
 23:12 -!- CWCFan01 [cgiirc@Rizon-A8381051.bltmmd.east.verizon.net] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]
 23:12 <@'''PandaHalo'''> that does sound sad :(
 23:12 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yeah.
 23:12 <@'''PandaHalo'''> what do they do instead?
 23:13 <@'''PandaHalo'''> go to strip clubs or prostitutes or something? or just mass debate?
 23:13 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I had a nice day Tuesday, when my gal-pal, Anna, came back to Virgina to be with her family here; she called me and we met at the mall, walked and shopped together; we had a good time enjoying each other's company.
 23:14 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> mass debate and porn on vhs or dvd
 23:14 <@'''PandaHalo'''> ahhhh thats fair enough
 23:14 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I do not know of any strip clubs around here.
 23:14 -!- '''Decoy_Octillery''' [~sonichu@Rizon-922579A6.lsanca.dsl-w.verizon.net] has joined #sonichu
 23:14 <@'''PandaHalo'''> do you ever see your dad watching pron?
 23:15 <@'''PandaHalo'''> by the way
 23:15 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> he has not for decades, if he's watched any at all.
 23:15 <@'''PandaHalo'''> one thing i've always been curious about.. where did you learn to mass debate?
 23:16 -!- Irssi: #sonichu: Total of 22 nicks [5 ops, 0 halfops, 0 voices, 17 normal]
 23:16 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> actually figured it out for myself, in my room one night after having unlocked the parental lock; I found the pool scene in "I Like to Play Games 2", and I just figured it out for myself.
 23:16 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> at about 16 years old.
 23:17 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> and I did take a sex-ed class in High School.
 23:17 <@'''PandaHalo'''> ahhh
 23:17 <@'''PandaHalo'''> chris have you heard of world of warcraft?
 23:18 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yet they only taught things like the STDs, semen, eggs, that sort of thing; no mass debate or sexual positions; again I had to learn that for myself from the porn.
 23:18 <@'''PandaHalo'''> hey chris, you should really make a new video of the things you've been up to
 23:18 <@'''PandaHalo'''> Ohhhhh
 23:18 <@'''PandaHalo'''> great thing that porn is very educational
 23:18 <@'''PandaHalo'''> it's how i learnt about dog sex
 23:19 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I've heard of Warcraft; I don't care much for it, with the exception for the Free Track "I Am Murloc" that was downloadable for play on Guitar Hero III.
 23:19 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> and the South Park episode.
 23:19 <@'''PandaHalo'''> you should play world of warcraft with me
 23:19 <@'''PandaHalo'''> please make a new video soon?
 23:20 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> speaking of animal sex, I've thought about it some more, and if you help me with that and watch, I may do it with a female dog for you.
 23:20 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'll think about a new video; I've been busy you know.
 23:20 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> also, I've created a new Sonichu club on Playstation Home.
 23:20 <@'''PandaHalo'''> ohhh that would be very interesting :)
 23:20 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> simply called the Sonichu Home Club.
 23:21 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I have a few members already, but I can only have a certain number.
 23:21 <@'''PandaHalo'''> Ohhhhhhhh
 23:21 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> still, with your account on my PS3, I can switch between them and make a seat for you there.
 23:21 <@'''PandaHalo'''> cool
 23:21 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> *in the Home Club.
 23:22 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> BTW, have you been able to access the Playstation Store from Wi-Fi on your PSP or your PC?
 23:22 <@'''PandaHalo'''> my wifi isnt working unfortunately. my modem is hooked up to the computers by cables
 23:24 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> well, I recommend trying to get to it from your PC; go to http://store.playstation.com, select Australia, download the PSP Media Manager Program, and you can access the store from there and download the games, demos and videos to your PSP through the USB cable.
 23:24 <@'''PandaHalo'''> what kind of dog would you have sex with? a fluffy one?
 23:24 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> {{anchor|Bestiality}}I don't think so; I can imagine myself doing it with a collie at least.
 23:24 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> you know, like Lassie.
 23:25 <@'''PandaHalo'''> Ohhh Lassie is a pretty dog
 23:26 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> IDK why, but something about the color scheme and face of a collie just strikes me in that sense.
 23:26 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> anyway, when you can, you should try to access the Store through your PC and get in on the good stuff you can download from your account there.
 23:27 <@'''PandaHalo'''> okay that is a good suggestion
 23:27 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> and also, after you access it, you may want to update the address in your account.
 23:27 <@'''PandaHalo'''> good idea
 23:27 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> because when I created it for you, I think I used your previous PO Box.
 23:28 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> but you can check for yourself if I did or not.
 23:28 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> at least it won't be shared so easily.
 23:29 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I left that check box unchecked for them to share it with their associating companies, or to send you any advertisements and offers for Playstation products.
 23:29 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> *both check boxes
 23:30 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> did I tell you about the chocolate condom I found at my sex store recently?
 23:30 -!- '''Crasscrab''' [~crasscrab@Rizon-BA057588.c3-0.smt-ubr2.atw-smt.pa.cable.rcn.com] has joined #sonichu
 23:30 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I got it for only a dollar, because they sell them individually or in a set of three for a higher price.
 23:30 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> and I found only one in the individual bunch.
 23:31 <@'''PandaHalo'''> ohhhhh cool
 23:31 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> at least when I want to order some more, I can look up their website and order some; it's Trustex brand.
 23:31 <@'''PandaHalo'''> Ohhh
 23:31 <@'''PandaHalo'''> it has trust in the name
 23:31 <@'''PandaHalo'''> that means you can trust them
 23:32 <@'''PandaHalo'''> If Anna wanted sex, would you sleep with her?
 23:32 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I hope so, if it doesn't work, I also can locally get Trojan brand.
 23:32 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> if she did, yes, but she's labled herself as a lesbian, so I doubt it.
 23:32 <@'''PandaHalo'''> aw
 23:33 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> also, she's a Morman.
 23:33 <@'''PandaHalo'''> Ohhhh
 23:34 <@'''PandaHalo'''> Mormans can have multiple wives did you know that?
 23:34 <@'''PandaHalo'''> they also have magic underpants (you think im joking but I'm serious)
 23:34 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I've heard of that from an episode of Family Guy, but he got turned off when he heard he couldn't drink beer.
 23:34 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> magic underpants? is there a picture of these garments?
 23:35 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I've just found the place where I can order a 12 pack of the trustex chocolate condoms for 7.99 US. you can see for yourself at http://www.condomdepot.com/product/detail.cfm/pid/2366
 23:35 <@'''PandaHalo'''> http://www.getreligion.org/wp-content/photos/Garment.jpg <- they you go
 23:38 <@'''PandaHalo'''> wow!
 23:38 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> interesting.
 23:39 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> anyway, that condom is the same one that I found for a dollar; I'm saving the one I have for our first time.
 23:39 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> it's good till Jan, 2013
 23:40 <@'''PandaHalo'''> have you heard of dental dams?
 23:40 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> no
 23:41 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> please inform me.
 23:41 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> BTW, a member on the IRC has a PSN account, LeonSpike, so that's how I knew to come to the IRC right away.
 23:41 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> to talk to you in particular.
 23:42 <@'''PandaHalo'''> ohhhh that was cool , i was talking to them just beforeyou came i n
 23:42 <@'''PandaHalo'''> its good beacuse i havent been able to get in touch over skype
 23:43 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> that's cool.
 23:43 <@'''PandaHalo'''> i have a question
 23:43 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yes.
 23:43 <@'''PandaHalo'''> imagine that i'm kidnapped by terrorists
 23:43 <@'''PandaHalo'''> and they say
 23:43 <@'''PandaHalo'''> they're going to shoot me in the head
 23:43 <@'''PandaHalo'''> unless you have sex with a guy
 23:43 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> D:
 23:43 <@'''PandaHalo'''> would you have sex with a guy to save my life?
 23:44 <@'''PandaHalo'''> you could pick any guy in the world though
 23:45 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> for your life, I would. the idea makes my eyelid twich, though.
 23:46 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> and that happens only from a big amount of bad stress; the eyelid twich.
 23:46 <@'''PandaHalo'''> Ahhhhh
 23:46 <@'''PandaHalo'''> thank you
 23:46 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> let me ask you, in return...
 23:47 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> would you stay with me, no matter how my gas smelled, because IMHO... peeeeew.
 23:47 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> ?
 23:48 <@'''PandaHalo'''> well when i was at the sex shop, they had these things called anal butt plugs.. so you could use one of them and there wouldnt be a problem
 23:48 <@'''PandaHalo'''> have you seen them?
 23:48 <@'''PandaHalo'''> i can google a picture for you
 23:48 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> that's alright.
 23:48 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> but if there weren't butt plugs, would you still stay with me?
 23:49 <@'''PandaHalo'''> well i could get your dad to make one because he invented plastic and could make a plastic one
 23:49 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> also, it's actually a bad idea, since constriction of the gas-release can result in spontaneous combustion.
 23:50 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> he's retired, remember?
 23:50 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> besides, he only invented the Controls for the machines.
 23:50 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> regardless of my smell, would you stay with me; yes or no?
 23:52 -!- mode/#sonichu [+o '''Spankety'''] by ChanServ
 23:53 <@'''PandaHalo'''> Ohhhh
 23:54 <@'''PandaHalo'''> i would try and get it fixed
 23:54 <@'''PandaHalo'''> and besides, there's always axe body spray
 23:56 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I guess. let me put it another way.
 23:56 <@'''PandaHalo'''> I'll brb
 23:59 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I would definitely stay with you, even if the loudest, smelliest fart slipped out of you. I would stay with you regardless of any considerably gross accidents or habits you may have. I'm still loving you, even considering your dog fetish.
 23:59 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'm only asking if you would do the same for me.
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 00:05 <@'''PandaHalo'''> ahh okay sure
 00:06 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> thank you. :)
 00:06 <@'''PandaHalo'''> :D->-<
 00:06 <@'''PandaHalo'''> THAT IS MY MAN
 00:06 <@'''PandaHalo'''> see :D
 00:06 <@'''PandaHalo'''> the :D is his head
 00:06 <@'''PandaHalo'''> the > is his arms.. they're up high because his happy
 00:06 <@'''PandaHalo'''> - is his waist
 00:06 <@'''PandaHalo'''> the < his is legs
 00:06 <@'''PandaHalo'''> :D->-<
 00:07 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I get it. this is you. (:D->-<
 00:07 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> the ( is your hair.
 00:08 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> :)
 00:08 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> you, MY WOMAN.
 00:08 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> who's your MAN?
 00:09 <@'''PandaHalo'''> robert simmons
 00:09 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> ?
 00:09 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> are you messing with me?
 00:09 <@'''PandaHalo'''> huh?
 00:09 <@'''PandaHalo'''> no
 00:09 <@'''PandaHalo'''> i think :D->-< looks more like robert simmons than you
 00:10 <@'''PandaHalo'''> because the D is a very big smile which robert simmons has
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 00:10 <@'''PandaHalo'''> you're more like.... B)-<O<
 00:10 <@'''PandaHalo'''> the B looks more like glasses
 00:10 <@'''PandaHalo'''> which you wear
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 00:11 <@'''PandaHalo'''> does that make sense?
 00:11 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yeah, but my arms are down, and there's a 0 where my - should be. are you saying I'm fat?
 00:11 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> also, why did you do a guy for Bob at first, instead of me, when I was playfully asking who YOUR MAN was, knowingly it was me?
 00:12 <@'''PandaHalo'''> OKAY I CANT KEEP THIS SECRET ANYMORE
 00:12 <@'''PandaHalo'''> I need to tell you
 00:12 <@'''PandaHalo'''> I think im getting feelings for bob
 00:12 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> oh.
 00:12 <@'''PandaHalo'''> but Thats okay right? i mean.. you had feelings for that girl at the restaurant for a little bit
 00:12 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> it's okay; I'm just feeling shocked.
 00:13 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> also, I have lost some weight.
 00:13 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> (FYI).
 00:13 <@'''PandaHalo'''> but anyway.. i drew you with your arms down because when i see photos of you i see you with your arms down.. usually because hte keyboard is lower than your shoulders
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 00:13 <@'''PandaHalo'''> and i mostly see you on webcam
 00:13 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yeah.
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 00:13 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> what about your feelings for me?
 00:14 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> do you still LOVE me?
 00:14 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> honestly*
 00:14 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I do not mean to sound jealous, but I'm still feeling shocked.
 00:15 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Bob wears glasses too.
 00:16 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> and i saw his figure on YouTube; it's about the same as mine.
 00:16 <@'''PandaHalo'''> of course I care about you!
 00:16 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> okay, now I'm feeling sad. :_(
 00:17 <@'''PandaHalo'''> hmmm
 00:17 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> we've shared soo much; the phone-like sex, the role-play of our married life and a LOT of chats with text and voice.
 00:17 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> and over like two months.
 00:17 <@'''PandaHalo'''> you told me you had feelings for that restaurant chick so i thought it would be okay for me to get feelings for robert
 00:18 <@'''PandaHalo'''> sorry if i hurt you christian
 00:18 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yeah, I guess it's fair.
 00:18 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'm sorry too; for emotionally falling like I just did.
 00:19 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Let me ask you something.
 00:19 <@'''PandaHalo'''> yeah i guess it must be different with the shoe on the other foot
 00:20 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> you have Bob there at the moment; would you feel better to lose your virginity with him now, or wait until June and lose it mutually with me.
 00:20 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> ?
 00:20 <@'''PandaHalo'''> if he fucks me in the ass it means im still a virgin
 00:21 <@'''PandaHalo'''> i do like you and think you're SUPER COOL and AWESOME but you havent released any comics for a while and that makes me sad.
 00:21 <@'''PandaHalo'''> but, im not sure about that question. i will wait and see.
 00:21 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'm sorry for the delay in the comic.
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 00:22 <@'''PandaHalo'''> it's made me kind of sad
 00:22 <@'''PandaHalo'''> i miss those times
 00:23 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I feel you.
 00:23 <@'''PandaHalo'''> when i got to read new sonichu
 00:24 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> and I'm not sure how to react to that statement; I'm still in shock, and I have some thinking to do.
 00:24 <@'''PandaHalo'''> awww
 00:24 <@'''PandaHalo'''> okay
 00:24 <@'''PandaHalo'''> well i will give you some time
 00:25 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Sarah, I Love You.
 00:25 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I Love you.
 00:25 <@'''PandaHalo'''> how do we get back to the main chat
 00:26 <@'''PandaHalo'''> oh i think i know
 00:26 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> IDK at the moment; probably relog in, but let me say that if you feel good with having sex with Bob before me, I won't stop you.
 00:26 <@'''PandaHalo'''> Ahhhh okay
 00:26 <@'''PandaHalo'''> thanks for letting me know
 00:26 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> just remind me as often as possible that you still Honestly, Truly Love me.
 00:27 <@'''PandaHalo'''> umm im going to relogin and try okay?
 00:27 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> okay; I'm going to head back to my room. I'll TTYL.
 00:27 <@'''PandaHalo'''> bye!
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 00:27 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> :-*
 00:27 <@'''PandaHalo'''> oh wait
 00:27 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> XOXOXO
 00:27 <@'''PandaHalo'''> i think we're in the normal chat now
 00:27 * Rizon scanning private conversation for possible sexual harassment or racism...
 00:28 <@'''vivitheg'''> How was chatting with Panda chris? Aren't you glad we arranged this?
 00:28 * Rizon scan complete -return 0;
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 00:28 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> it was good.
 00:28 <@'''PandaHalo'''> there we go
 00:28 <@'''vivitheg'''> The fans have been waiting a long time
 00:28 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Yay, they're back. :)
 00:28 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I appreciate the arrangement.
 00:28 <@'''vivitheg'''> Man you must have had the best chat ever!
 00:28 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I GTG now.
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 00:28 <@'''vivitheg'''> awwww
 00:28 <@'''vivitheg'''> but
 00:28 <@'''vivitheg'''> YOU ASSHOLE
 00:28 <@'''vivitheg'''> WE WAITED FOR YOU FRYYY
 00:28 -!- mode/#sonichu [-m] by '''vivitheg'''

{{FanChats}}
[[Category:IRC]]

IRC (18 December 2008)

2011-11-25T03:07:08Z

Penman28: /* Transcript */

==Summary==

*[[Chris]] loves having a [[Sonichu Girls|female fanbase]].
*Chris says [[Barack Obama]] is a pretty cool guy. Equates [[kick the autistic]] with [[racism]].
*Chris paid to have [[Sonichu]] copyrighted.
*Chris wants to be the [[house]] husband should he ever get married.
*Chris's most original creation, Sonichu aside? "a clay coil-pot in the shape of a star, painted red, blue, yellow and green in an [[art]] class."
*He preferred [[high school]] over [[PVCC]] since he had more friends in high school.
*First reference to [[Ryan Cash]].

==Transcript==

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 00:01 <@'''clydeC'''> Hello!
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 00:01 <@'''CVDierten'''> hello
 00:01 <@'''cogsdev'''> Hi Chris!
 00:02 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Peace. questions?
 00:02 <@'''cogsdev'''> OK
 00:02 <@'''cogsdev'''> First: What are your thoughts on transgender people (male-to-female transsexuals, female-to-male transsexuals, and those in-between)?
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 00:02 <@'''vivitheg'''> Well, we do have two fans who are of that type, they are very interested.
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 00:02 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'm willing to acquaint with them, but none would feel like [[Sweetheart]] [[Mailbag 27#Is Chris hitting on Bailey Jay?|Material with me]].
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 00:03 <@'''cogsdev'''> OK, next one: Chris, do you think we could see you dance some time in a video on your [[youtube]]? A viewer has a school dance coming up and wants to learn some cool moves.
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 00:03 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I have few dance moves, but none of cool variety; I recommend finding a Local Dance.
 00:04 <@'''cogsdev'''> BlueSpike asks: Chris, do you think you could do a Let's Play on Youtube? As in you record yourself playing a [[video games|game]] and add your commentary? I could give you a wonderful recording software. If not could you do a review on a game?
 00:04 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> *and taking their pre-dance courses.
 00:04 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> maybe, but not right now.
 00:04 <@'''cogsdev'''> that's okay we know you're busy with the [[comics]]
 00:04 <@'''cogsdev'''> Next one: When/where did you learn to draw?
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 00:05 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> various times and various places; too many to recall or list.
 00:05 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> it may have been natural.
 00:05 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> *and various books too.
 00:05 <@'''cogsdev'''> What do you think about having a large female [[fanbase]]?
 00:06 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'D LOVE IT! :D Especially if they're within my 20-mile radius.
 00:06 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> or in [[Charlottesville]], VA.
 00:06 <@'''vivitheg'''> well chris, you do have a large female fanbase, they're mostly shy though
 00:06 <@'''vivitheg'''> but most of them aren't within 20 miles.
 00:06 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> they do not need to be shy.
 00:06 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I am a gentleman.
 00:07 <@'''cogsdev'''> Chris, what is your stance on BBWs, or "big beautiful women"? Do you like them, and if not, what is the cutoff point?
 00:07 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> the mileage is just a rough estimate off-the-bat.
 00:07 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> it depends, how big or beautiful are we talking?
 00:08 <@'''cogsdev'''> Well, if the weight starts with a 2, is that a problem?
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 00:09 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> oh, weight... yeah, I'd feel better with someone less than 200
 00:09 <@'''cogsdev'''> okay
 00:09 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> other than that, they're cool to hang with.
 00:09 <@'''cogsdev'''> What did you think of [[Barack Obama]] getting elected?
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 00:09 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> brb
 00:11 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> back.
 00:11 <@'''cogsdev'''> ok
 00:12 <@'''cogsdev'''> What did you think of Barack Obama getting elected?
 00:12 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> it's cool; I saw more of myself in Obama when I watched his A&E Biography, than in McCain's A&E Biography; both downloaded from the Playstation Store.
 00:13 <@'''vivitheg'''> Do you plan to write a novel or a short story other than a comic book or Sonichu sometime in your life?
 00:13 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> who would you vote for; a war hero that you couldn't feel that much for, or the guy who you feel like is similar to you in social dilemnas?
 00:13 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> IDK.
 00:13 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> maybe.
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 00:14 <@'''cogsdev'''> What would you do if your girlfriend did not like videogames and did not want you to play them so much, or if she wanted you to get rid of any of your [[My Little Pony]] or other items?
 00:14 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> hmm...
 00:17 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'd inform her that she should accept me for who I am, and let me hold on to my things; besides which, they could be saved for my future daughter/children. then if she still couldn't accept me then, I'd feel uncomfortable, then tell her that maybe this relationship wasn't meant to be.
 00:17 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> *I'd tell her
 00:17 <@''cogsdev'''> okay
 00:18 <@'''cogsdev'''> What do you think about Yahtzee's insulting review of Sonic Unleashed?
 00:18 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> if it's against Sonic, I would not read it at all.
 00:18 <@'''CVDierten'''> aye
 00:19 <@'''vivitheg'''> You have to accept criticism, it'll just make you better!
 00:19 <@'''vivitheg'''> You gotta learn from your mistakes!
 00:19 * '''CVDierten''' nods
 00:19 <@'''cogsdev'''> followup to an earlier question: What if she tried to make a compromise with you, such as one hour of video games a day?
 00:19 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I have learned from my mistakes.
 00:19 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> IDK.
 00:20 <@'''cogsdev'''> Do you plan to write a novel or a short story other than a comic book or Sonichu sometime in your life?
 00:21 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yeah, it's either accept me for who I am, or it wasn't meant to be. it's similar to if she wouldn't stay, because the guy farted, and she couldn't take it with a grain of salt, or if she hangs her panties and bras in the bathroom and the guy couldn't stand her for that.
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 00:21 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I've already answered that question.
 00:21 <@'''cogsdev'''> oh yeah
 00:22 <@'''cogsdev'''> OK, here's a followup to one of your answers: You say you've learned from your mistakes. Can you give an example of a bad moment bettering you in the long run?
 00:22 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> picking one out of thousands to millions...
 00:23 <@'''vivitheg'''> well you can tell as many stories as you like, you have many younger fans who should learn about these types of experiences!
 00:23 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> when it was spelled out for me that a [[Attraction Sign|sign]] by my side made me look slow-minded, when clearly I am not.
 00:23 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> it's a LOT to recall at once.
 00:23 <@'''vivitheg'''> Just maybe two or three then?
 00:24 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I've done that in my comics; some of the expierences with me, actually happened IRL.
 00:24 <@'''vivitheg'''> we've all read those
 00:24 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yeah.
 00:24 <@'''vivitheg'''> We're your fans afterall
 00:25 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I've still learned from all of them one at a time, and keep the lessons to heart for future reference.
 00:25 <@'''cogsdev'''> well, i'd really like it if you could maybe write out the story of some of those and put them on your site for us to read :)
 00:25 <@'''vivitheg'''> Yeah, you can use your site for so much more!
 00:26 <@'''cogsdev'''> but moving on now: Where did you get your main inspiration for Sonichu?
 00:27 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yeah; he first popped to mind in my [[High School]] Computer Graphics class; had to design a CD cover and insert; wanted Sonic and [[Pikachu]] among others, but copyrighted individuals were prohibited. merge, create story, shaboosh!
 00:27 <@'''cogsdev'''> thanks for telling us, chris, last question on the list: What is it you find in [[Sonic The Hedgehog]] that makes you like him as a video game character?
 00:29 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> basically, a care-free, self-confident attitude that I'd like to have. And the running speed.
 00:29 <@'''vivitheg'''> Chris, have you officially copyrighted Sonichu yet?
 00:29 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I have.
 00:29 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I paid 35 bucks for it too.
 00:29 <@'''vivitheg'''> When did you do this? Some of us missed this.
 00:30 <@'''vivitheg'''> Can you explain how you did this?
 00:30 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> years ago, on the Library of Congress website.
 00:30 <@'''vivitheg'''> Can you show us the official entry on the copyright?
 00:31 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> it's digital, and I am unable to print it; they won't let me.
 00:31 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> it's unlinkable too.
 00:32 <@'''CVDierten'''> Not even a Library of Congress ID to help us find it?
 00:33 <@'''CVDierten'''> nevermind about that one, chris
 00:33 <@'''CVDierten''''> here's a questiion from another fan...
 00:33 <@'''CVDierten'''> If you finally met your One True Sweetheart, married and impregnated her, only to find out that during the pregnancy she had been smoking tobacco and drinking alcohol...
 00:33 <@'''CVDierten'''> What would you do?
 00:34 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> 1-92843711
 00:34 <@'''vivitheg'''> thanks!
 00:35 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'd keep her from doing such things during pregnancy, PLUS [[Smoke]]-Free and Non-[[Alcohol]]ic are priority preferences in my Sweetheart.
 00:36 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> as in they would honest say "Never" on their [[MySpace]] or [[Facebook]] pages.
 00:36 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> *on either.
 00:36 <@'''vivitheg'''> When you marry your future wife, what will your day-to-day life be like?
 00:36 <@'''vivitheg'''> A few of your more vocal female fans want to know.
 00:37 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I would always remain honest and very loyal to my wife, and I would do my best to keep her happy as much as humanly possible.
 00:37 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> *humanly and emotionaly.
 00:37 <@'''vivitheg'''> But more day to day details, like work and taking care of your child
 00:37 <@'''vivitheg'''> Who would cook?
 00:38 <@'''CVDierten'''> Who would clean, etc.?
 00:38 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'm the house-husband; me and me.
 00:38 <@'''vivitheg'''> You can cook Chris?
 00:38 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yes
 00:38 <@'''vivitheg'''> Wow! What kind of things can you cook? I love cooking!
 00:39 <@'''CVDierten'''> any fave recipies u'd care to share sometime?
 00:39 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I've taken two home-ec classes in High School; I have cook books, and my fahter cooks too.
 00:39 <@'''cogsdev'''> you should make a [[cwcville]] cookbook :)
 00:39 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> none off the top of my head right now.
 00:39 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> next question, please.
 00:40 <@'''CVDierten'''> Why did you start making bears, and where do you buy the materials at?
 00:41 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> as in my teddy bear? I won a gift certificate from the radio to create one from create-a-critter a couple of years ago.
 00:41 <@'''cogsdev'''> who would you say is the inspiration behind the characters of [[count Graduon|count graduon]] and [[reldnahc]]?
 00:42 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> basic evil wizards, and evil twins from various tv shows, movies and [[anime]].
 00:42 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> and book stories.
 00:43 <@'''cogsdev'''> brb
 00:43 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> ok
 00:43 <@'''CVDierten'''> Why Sonic and [[Pokemon]] as influences for Sonichu?
 00:43 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> why not? :)
 00:43 <@'''vivitheg'''> What is the most original thing you have done (besides Sonichu)? :D
 00:44 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> a clay coil-pot in the shape of a star, painted red, blue, yellow and green in an art class.
 00:45 <@'''CVDierten'''> Can you give us a ballpark number on how many contests you've won over your lifetime?
 00:45 <@'''CVDierten'''> Name specific ones if possible.
 00:45 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> 3
 00:46 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> the Sonic the Hedgehog Watch-and-Win, the [[Parappa]] Video Contest and [[Guitar Hero]] Be-A-Star.
 00:46 <@'''CVDierten'''> cool
 00:47 <@'''CVDierten'''> So, what is your view on gambling? Have you ever played any lottery tickets?
 00:48 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> my father plays the lotto every wed and sat; I've scratched a few scratch and win tickets in my life. gambling in general is okay, but I would not go so far as to lose my house and all; that's stupid.
 00:49 <@'''CVDierten'''> ahhh very cool
 00:49 <@'''CVDierten'''> here's another: do you still keep in contact with any of your old friends from high school or [[PVCC]]?
 00:50 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> not so much. I have had MORE FRIENDS in High School than in PVCC; socail-wise, PVCC sucked.
 00:51 <@'''CVDierten'''> i'm sorry to hear that about PVCC
 00:51 <@'''CVDierten'''> here's one from a boyfriend-free girl: Ask him what his ideal place to take a girl on a date would be
 00:54 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> first date: [[McDonalds]], Burger King, Arby's, etc; it would be a mutual choice between the two of us. Second Date; CiCi's Pizza, Golden Corral, etc. and a movie and/or a walk in the park. [[Third Date]]: mutual choice restraunt, mutual choice shopping, movie, walk or other, and hopefully, if she wanted to, snuggle and beyond.
 00:55 <@'''CVDierten'''> that would be an awesome three dates, yo
 00:55 <@'''CVDierten'''> got a ? from a reader here: Aside from RL Stine, what's the most recent book you've read, and what did you think of it?
 00:57 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Pamela Anderson's "Star" is a must-read for the adult; Simply Great Story.
 00:58 <@'''CVDierten'''> aye... pamela is a goddess
 00:58 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yep
 00:59 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'll take one more question, then I gtg.
 00:59 <@'''CVDierten'''> cool
 00:59 <@'''CVDierten'''> here it is
 01:00 <@'''CVDierten'''> What is better and why: Japanese anime or American anime?
 01:01 <@'''CVDierten'''> err... American animation
 01:01 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Japan, hands-down; espeially when roughly-translated with subtitles; accidentally saying a curse-word in japanese is funny.
 01:01 <@'''vivitheg'''> Chris, just to let you know. There is a Sonichu fan who recently commited suicide after hearing that there would be no more Sonichu comics. We would just like to let you know.
 01:01 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> *especially.
 01:01 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> :(
 01:01 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> that's sad.
 01:01 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> it's terrible.
 01:01 <@'''CVDierten'''> brutal... he was really hoping for that spring break comic, too
 01:02 <@'''vivitheg'''> His name is [[Ryan Cash]], he just didn't take the news very well.
 01:02 <@'''cogsdev'''> we should make a memorial in the Home clubhouse
 01:02 <@'''CVDierten'''> aye
 01:03 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> on a ligher note, be sure to do a search on [[PS3]]'s Home for the "Sonichu Home Club" House; socialize with fellow PSN Sonichu & [[Rosechu]] fans, scheduled meetings or discussions.
 01:03 <@'''vivitheg'''> Do you have a message for the family?
 01:03 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> If it's possible, I'll make a memorial.
 01:03 <@'''cogsdev'''> you should make a [[CWC Update 28 December 2008|message for them on youtube]]
 01:04 <@'''CVDierten'''> aye
 01:04 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I will consider it. :( damn.
 01:04 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> sad...
 01:04 <@'''CVDierten'''> it would be the right thing to do, chris
 01:04 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I hear ya.
 01:04 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Peace.
 01:04 <@'''cogsdev'''> peace
 01:04 -!- ChrisChanSonichu [~Guest@Rizon-1CC9B2F5.hsd1.va.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: ChrisChanSonichu]
 01:04 <@'''vivitheg'''> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
 01:04 < '''canine[sleepan]'''> ...
 01:04 <@'''vivitheg'''> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 01:04 -!- mode/#sonichu [-m] by cogsdev

{{FanChats}}
[[Category: IRC]]

IRC (15 December 2008)

2011-11-25T02:35:48Z

Penman28: /* Transcript */ link Tour of Chris's House

The IRC chat from 15 [[December 2008]] is largely unremarkable. [[Chris]] mentions a variety of things scheduled to happen in the then-forthcoming [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. [[BlueSpike]] of all people suggests that Chris give the internet a [[Tour of Chris's House|tour of his house]], which Chris says he'll consider.

==Transcript==
[2008-12-15 06::55:41] '''spasticnerfbag''': http://i37.tinypic.com/27y8ftu.gif
 [2008-12-15 06::55:46] '''BlueSpike:''' I may just make my own story..
 [2008-12-15 06::56:08] '''Cameron_Van_Dierten''': i saw that gif
 [2008-12-15 06::56:16] '''spasticnerfbag''': I love it so much
 [2008-12-15 06::56:19] ¬ª Guest1 joined the chat room.
 [2008-12-15 06::56:19] ¬ª Guest_ is now known as Guest1.
 [2008-12-15 06::56:29] '''spasticnerfbag''': REVEAL THYSELF
 [2008-12-15 06::56:35] '''cogsdev''': guys
 [2008-12-15 06::56:37] '''Cameron_Van_Dierten''': '''spasticnerfbag''' : and someday, that might be u
 [2008-12-15 06::56:37] ¬ª Guest1 is now known as ChrisChanSonichu.
 [2008-12-15 06::56:42] '''cogsdev''': it's chris
 [2008-12-15 06::56:46] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' Hey.
 [2008-12-15 06::56:48] '''Cameron_Van_Dierten''': hello chris
 [2008-12-15 06::56:50] ¬ª '''spasticnerfbag''' is now known as '''Rosey'''.
 [2008-12-15 06::56:50] '''canine''': oh damn
 [2008-12-15 06::56:51] '''XanatosVanBadas''': Hey, Chris
 [2008-12-15 06::56:51] '''cogsdev''': hi chris
 [2008-12-15 06::56:55] '''azrael_raven''': hey chris
 [2008-12-15 06::56:55] '''Rosey''': Hey!!
 [2008-12-15 06::56:56] '''champthom''': Is that really you, Chris?
 [2008-12-15 06::57:06] '''XanatosVanBadas''': How's it going?
 [2008-12-15 06::57:08] '''champthom''': Or are you some mean troll?
 [2008-12-15 06::57:10] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' I've heard that there are a few questions; I am here to answer them.
 [2008-12-15 06::57:13] '''cogsdev''': yeah, that is really chris's hostmask
 [2008-12-15 06::57:15] '''BlueSpike:''' I have one!
 [2008-12-15 06::57:20] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' I am truly Christian Chandler.
 [2008-12-15 06::57:23] '''Rosey''': Cool!
 [2008-12-15 06::57:24] '''BlueSpike:''' I've been wondering, Chris.
 [2008-12-15 06::57:24] '''cogsdev''': try to keep questions one at a time
 [2008-12-15 06::57:30] '''Cameron_Van_Dierten''': nods
 [2008-12-15 06::57:31] ¬ª ChrisChanSonichu was promoted to operator by you.
 [2008-12-15 06::57:35] '''BlueSpike:''' Do you think you can show us a tour of your home? I'm curious how it looks.
 [2008-12-15 06::57:45] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' [[Tour of Chris's House|I'll consider it.]]
 [2008-12-15 06::57:47] '''Polly:''' Hi Chris.
 [2008-12-15 06::57:51] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' hi.
 [2008-12-15 06::57:54] '''BlueSpike:''' Cool, thanks.
 [2008-12-15 06::57:55] '''Viral''': hey there
 [2008-12-15 06::58:04] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' hi.
 [2008-12-15 06::58:06] '''XanatosVanBadas''': I can't wait for the next issue, man
 [2008-12-15 06::58:10] '''cogsdev''': I was wondering if you had made any new LBP levels recently
 [2008-12-15 06::58:15] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' it's still being colored.
 [2008-12-15 06::58:25] '''champthom''': Aww, I've been waiting so long D:.
 [2008-12-15 06::58:28] '''Polly:''' Okay. Will it be out before the end of 2008?
 [2008-12-15 06::58:30] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' no NEW levels recently.
 [2008-12-15 06::58:39] '''Polly:''' :D
 [2008-12-15 06::58:45] '''BlueSpike:''' Glad to see that you're working on it, Chris. :D
 [2008-12-15 06::58:49] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' yep
 [2008-12-15 06::58:54] '''RegularMagichan''': Any new girls in your life, Chris?
 [2008-12-15 06::58:55] '''Polly:''' A Christmas Present to us fans, it seems. :D
 [2008-12-15 06::59:00] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' no new chicks.
 [2008-12-15 06::59:01] '''champthom''': Whatever happened to Chloe?
 [2008-12-15 06::59:02] '''canine''': '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' are you familiar with the youtube troll, svenka?
 [2008-12-15 06::59:07] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' no
 [2008-12-15 06::59:20] '''Polly:''' She's a bad seed.
 [2008-12-15 06::59:21] '''cogsdev''': yeah, svenka's been faking chatlogs to troll us
 [2008-12-15 06::59:26] '''champthom''': She's mean :(.
 [2008-12-15 06::59:26] '''canine''': she's made a few videos slandering the fans in #sonichu
 [2008-12-15 06::59:29] '''Viral''': hows it going with the lbp contest, chris?
 [2008-12-15 06::59:30] '''Cameron_Van_Dierten''': don't worry too much tho
 [2008-12-15 06::59:32] '''BlueSpike:''' Yeah, she's mean. D:
 [2008-12-15 06::59:34] '''champthom''': It's all vicious lies and slander!
 [2008-12-15 06::59:41] ¬ª '''RegularMagichan''' is now known as '''MagichanSonichu'''.
 [2008-12-15 06::59:50] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' I'm sorry to hear that.
 [2008-12-15 06::59:57] '''MagichanSonichu''': How big of a role does Magichan have in the next episode? He's my favorite member of the Chaotic Combo.
 [2008-12-15 07::00:05] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' :)
 [2008-12-15 07::00:11] '''XanatosVanBadas''': Chris, what music do you listen to?
 [2008-12-15 07::00:13] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' small.
 [2008-12-15 07::00:27] '''champthom''': Magichan is lame. Punch is the greatest member of the Chaotic Combo.
 [2008-12-15 07::00:28] '''XanatosVanBadas''': Like, anything specific?
 [2008-12-15 07::00:30] '''Rosey''': Any personal favorites?
 [2008-12-15 07::00:38] '''Viral''': is this 4-cent-jerk the main villain now?
 [2008-12-15 07::00:39] '''BlueSpike:''' Oh, what about Blake? He's one of my favorites. Sorry if I spelt it wrong, I haven't read a comic in FOREVER (IE a couple of days).
 [2008-12-15 07::00:39] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' Britney Spears, period.
 [2008-12-15 07::01:02] '''Rosey''': Yeah, Britney's amazing.
 [2008-12-15 07::01:07] '''Viral''': i see
 [2008-12-15 07::01:08] '''MagichanSonichu''': So Chris, give us a sneak peak, give us a quote from the upcoming episode.
 [2008-12-15 07::01:12] '''BlueSpike:''' Huh, I guess I kind of skipped over that, sorry about that.
 [2008-12-15 07::01:13] '''Cameron_Van_Dierten''': do you prefer classic britney or post-breakdown britney?
 [2008-12-15 07::01:18] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' all
 [2008-12-15 07::01:20] ¬ª Guest_ joined the chat room.
 [2008-12-15 07::01:20] ¬ª Guest_ is now known as Guest1.
 [2008-12-15 07::01:29] '''Cameron_Van_Dierten''': cool
 [2008-12-15 07::01:35] '''BlueSpike:''' Neat.
 [2008-12-15 07::01:36] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' I will say this, Blake and Bubbles Kiss.
 [2008-12-15 07::01:39] '''Cameron_Van_Dierten''': guest, please change name
 [2008-12-15 07::01:41] '''champthom''': !
 [2008-12-15 07::01:47] '''Rosey''': Yeah, Chris is here!
 [2008-12-15 07::01:52] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' yep.
 [2008-12-15 07::01:57] ¬ª Guest1 is now known as '''Jemmy'''.
 [2008-12-15 07::02:04] ¬ª '''Jemmy''' was granted voice by '''Cameron_Van_Dierten'''.
 [2008-12-15 07::02:06] '''XanatosVanBadas''': Chris, what anime have you seen lately?
 [2008-12-15 07::02:07] '''Jemmy''': Hi
 [2008-12-15 07::02:11] '''XanatosVanBadas''': Any new favs?
 [2008-12-15 07::02:16] '''MagichanSonichu''': So Chris, can I have a quote from the new episode? You write the best dialogue.
 [2008-12-15 07::02:33] '''champthom''': I agree.
 [2008-12-15 07::02:40] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' lately...IDK, but I just watched the SpikeTV VGAwards.
 [2008-12-15 07::03:03] '''XanatosVanBadas''': Do you watch Death Note?
 [2008-12-15 07::03:17] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' seen it; it's kinda meh.
 [2008-12-15 07::03:20] '''Jemmy''': I wonder if anyone here likes this? http://img.7chan.org/unf/src/121546356249.jpg
 [2008-12-15 07::03:20] '''EXKeine''': Christmas is coming up, so... do you believe in Santa Claus?
 [2008-12-15 07::03:32] '''XanatosVanBadas''': AH, I see
 [2008-12-15 07::03:40] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' yep.
 [2008-12-15 07::03:45] '''Viral''': death note is full of people who forgot to stay straight
 [2008-12-15 07::03:48] '''XanatosVanBadas''': Just asking since I like knowing what your must influenced by
 [2008-12-15 07::03:51] '''Rosey''': Chris, I apologize if this is a sensitive subject, but... have you heard from Megan lately?
 [2008-12-15 07::03:56] '''Polly:''' Death Note is neat.
 [2008-12-15 07::04:01] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' no comment.
 [2008-12-15 07::04:04] '''Cameron_Van_Dierten''': since you have played playstation for a while, are you into any game from the Gran Turismo Series (is excited about Prologue and V)?
 [2008-12-15 07::04:05] '''Rosey''': Okay.
 [2008-12-15 07::04:23] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' GT2 was my first PSOne title; played it on my Dreamcast with Bleem.
 [2008-12-15 07::04:33] '''Polly:''' I remember Bleem
 [2008-12-15 07::04:36] '''Cameron_Van_Dierten''': mine, too
 [2008-12-15 07::04:37] '''Polly:''' Emulator, right?
 [2008-12-15 07::04:43] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' kind of
 [2008-12-15 07::04:46] '''XanatosVanBadas''': Chris, who are your fav authors?
 [2008-12-15 07::04:54] '''champthom''': RL Stien, of course!
 [2008-12-15 07::04:57] '''canine''': what do you think of Twilight?
 [2008-12-15 07::05:15] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' Only R.L. Stien. IDK.
 [2008-12-15 07::05:17] '''BlueSpike:''' I have a good question, when are you going to look into making a Sonichu/Rosechu Fanclub in Playstation Home?
 [2008-12-15 07::05:19] '''Jemmy''': http://img.7chan.org/unf/src/121546356249.jpg :D
 [2008-12-15 07::05:22] ¬ª '''Jemmy''' left the chat room.
 [2008-12-15 07::05:32] '''BlueSpike:''' I'm quite excited about that.
 [2008-12-15 07::05:34] '''Rosey''': That's enough, Jemmy!
 [2008-12-15 07::05:39] '''Cameron_Van_Dierten''': idiot troll
 [2008-12-15 07::05:39] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' not right at the moment; I'm still working on the comic.
 [2008-12-15 07::05:45] '''cogsdev''': aww, i was looking forward to that
 [2008-12-15 07::06:04] '''Cameron_Van_Dierten''': well, i can't wait for the spring break concert, chris
 [2008-12-15 07::06:04] '''BlueSpike:''' Stupid troll. Anyway, that's cool, Chris. The comic IS what gave us Sonichu and Rosechu in the first place.
 [2008-12-15 07::06:06] '''Polly:''' Are you planning to see Dragonball Eolution?
 [2008-12-15 07::06:27] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' IDK; is it going to air on Cartoon Network?
 [2008-12-15 07::06:37] '''Psycho_Crab''': http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d6/Ashidakagumo3768.JPG
 [2008-12-15 07::06:37] '''XanatosVanBadas''': No, its a live action movie
 [2008-12-15 07::06:41] '''Rosey''': Chris, about how long do you work on the comic each day, on average?
 [2008-12-15 07::06:42] '''Psycho_Crab''': Oh
 [2008-12-15 07::06:42] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' oh.
 [2008-12-15 07::06:44] '''XanatosVanBadas''': In theatres
 [2008-12-15 07::06:44] '''Psycho_Crab''': Hey Chris
 [2008-12-15 07::06:48] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' at least one page a day.
 [2008-12-15 07::06:54] '''Polly:''' Here's the preview http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64fZMN2Qu0w
 [2008-12-15 07::06:57] '''BlueSpike:''' Have you gotten Animal Crossing City Folk, yet? I plan to get it for Christmas and wonder if it's as good as I've heard.
 [2008-12-15 07::06:59] '''Polly:''' For DB Evolution
 [2008-12-15 07::07:01] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' no.
 [2008-12-15 07::07:06] '''XanatosVanBadas''': What about Watchmen?
 [2008-12-15 07::07:08] '''Rosey''': So this next issue's gonna be pretty big??
 [2008-12-15 07::07:09] '''Cameron_Van_Dierten''': my mom plays that... she's va, too
 [2008-12-15 07::07:10] '''DeBauchery''': Oh, hey Chris.
 [2008-12-15 07::07:15] '''XanatosVanBadas''': They looks like a good film
 [2008-12-15 07::07:17] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' no, yes.
 [2008-12-15 07::07:28] '''DeBauchery''': Say, do you want to share your Brawl friend code?
 [2008-12-15 07::07:35] '''XanatosVanBadas''': I saw the trailer infront of Dark Knight
 [2008-12-15 07::07:38] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' It's not in my memory.
 [2008-12-15 07::07:38] '''Rosey''': Yes, to my question, Chris?
 [2008-12-15 07::07:44] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' yes
 [2008-12-15 07::07:49] '''Rosey''': Yay!!!!
 [2008-12-15 07::07:51] '''Polly:''' :D
 [2008-12-15 07::07:53] '''BlueSpike:''' No to mine?
 [2008-12-15 07::08:03] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' yes
 [2008-12-15 07::08:05] '''BlueSpike:''' Aww, thanks for answering though.
 [2008-12-15 07::08:11] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' cool.
 [2008-12-15 07::08:13] '''Polly:''' You're cool. :D
 [2008-12-15 07::08:16] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' :)
 [2008-12-15 07::08:20] ¬ª Sci joined the chat room.
 [2008-12-15 07::08:23] '''Polly:''' Youre welcome. :)
 [2008-12-15 07::08:30] '''Cameron_Van_Dierten''': I downlloaded your mp3 from your website and noticed it was itunes-store ready...
 [2008-12-15 07::08:31] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' I will answer one more question for now.
 [2008-12-15 07::08:41] '''Cameron_Van_Dierten''': do u plan to sell your album there?
 [2008-12-15 07::08:49] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' no
 [2008-12-15 07::08:55] '''Cameron_Van_Dierten''': ahh cool
 [2008-12-15 07::08:55] '''canine''': it was good talking to you
 [2008-12-15 07::08:59] '''BlueSpike:''' Aww. :(
 [2008-12-15 07::09:00] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' y'all take care.
 [2008-12-15 07::09:00] '''Polly:''' Have a good night.
 [2008-12-15 07::09:02] '''Cameron_Van_Dierten''': nods
 [2008-12-15 07::09:02] '''cogsdev''': thanks for answering our questions chris!
 [2008-12-15 07::09:06] '''Cameron_Van_Dierten''': u 2
 [2008-12-15 07::09:06] '''XanatosVanBadas''': Thanks Chris, you are the man
 [2008-12-15 07::09:08] '''BlueSpike:''' You too, good night!
 [2008-12-15 07::09:09] '''ChrisChanSonichu:''' Peace
 [2008-12-15 07::09:10] '''DeBauchery''': Aww, leaving again so soon?
 [2008-12-15 07::09:11] ¬ª '''ChrisChanSonichu''' left the chat room.

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[[Category: IRC]]

Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean

2011-11-09T03:38:12Z

Penman28: /* Transcript */

[[File:AskMichaelSnyder.jpg|thumb|Chris overestimates his own [[power]] as he begs the [[Trolls|masses]] to support his cause.]]
'''Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean''' (full title "'''04122010 - Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean (Audio Only).MOV'''") is an audio recording released by [[Chris]] chronicling an attempt to get himself unbanned from [[The GAMe PLACe]] by confronting [[Michael Snyder]], the [[manajerks|manager]] who permanently ejected him from the store in the summer of [[2008]]. Chris recorded their conversation by hiding a video camera in his pocket. The phrase "ColdHearted" in the title is supposed to be a [[Random-access humor|play on the title of ''Pokemon HeartGold'']].

As usual, Chris adds this to his list of fails as Michael is unmoved by his attempts to get back in, and is entirely justified in this belief. According to Michael himself, Chris's plea was a script he had written down on a piece of paper.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=u_p6bShW97Y</ref> He also, it seems, can't remember why he was kicked out of the store in the first place. He mentions a "[[Nintendo|Wii]] incident," an occasion where he angered the management with his regular habit of taking over the store's television with his [[video game]] consoles, but otherwise he appears to be genuinely confused as to why Snyder won't let him back in. Oddly, yet hilariously, Chris adds to his streak of [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|racist videos]] by shouting "JEW!" at Michael as he leaves the store, [[South Park|like a certain other egotistical fat kid]]. Of note, Michael is not actually Jewish, and the last name Snyder (or Schneider) is German in origin.

The conversation took place on 12 [[April 2010]] and Chris uploaded it to [[YouTube]] later the same day. Shortly after it was posted, the recording was removed from YouTube due to a terms of use violation, either because of Chris's anti-Semitic attitude, because the recording itself may have been illegal, or because of the dox and incitement to harass dropped in the description. In the early morning hours of the next day, Chris added a text-only [[:File:AskMichaelSnyder.jpg|image]] on the front page of [[CWCipedia]] accusing Michael Snyder of [[Kick the Autistic|discriminating against him]] for having [[autism]], and linked to a troll mirror of the deleted video (which he had mistaken for a fan).

One way or another, this video is absolute proof of Chris violating the law—he dropped into the store unannounced with full knowledge that he wasn't supposed to be there. [[Virginia]] defines this as "trespassing", which is a crime punishable by a fine not to exceed $2500, at most one year in prison, or both. According to Mimms, cops were called after this happened, though Michael was unable to press the issue.

==Prelude to the madness==

On 21 April 2010, a woman named Jackie dropped a number of e-mails<ref>See [[Jackie e-mails]], [[Jackie e-mails Part 2]] and [[Jackie e-mails Part 3]]</ref> between herself and Chris. In one of the letters, Chris reveals that he attempted to go to The GAMe PLACe after church the day before the video was released. When one of the cashiers saw Chris and recognized him, he threatened to call the cops. Chris got angry and bolted.

Finding out Michael Snyder would appear the next day, Chris had his plan - approach Michael and attempt to get the ban lifted. Chris's plan was that if Michael did not lift the ban after this long, [[Chris and the Law|he would call the cops]]. Chris hid a camera in his pocket with the intent of using it as evidence in the event he had to resort to this.

==Description==
{{quotebox|This happened on my recent visit to the Game & Hobby Place. My Camera was hidden in my Vest Pocket.

I encourage all to go there in person, find Michael, and [[Chris and hypocrisy|pester/Troll]] the hell out of him (other employees who support him optional). Also say to Michael, "[[Chris and race|Do Not Discriminate]] Against People like Christian Weston Chandler."

243 Ridge McIntire Road Charlottesville, VA 22903 (434) 984-1040}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 04122010 - Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean (Audio Only).MOV
| video = {{#ev:youtube|6odVsyr3I40}}
| stardate = 12 [[April 2010]]
| subject = {{Racism|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Rage|text}}
| saga = {{Game Place|text}}
| other = {{Audio|text}}
| previous = [[F Abstinance]]
| next = [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]}}

{{quote|I'm a better person...}}

=== Transcript ===

[''Chris is speaking into a recorder. From the sound of it, it seems like he is inside his [[Son-chu|car]].'']

'''Chris:''' This is Christian Weston Chandler, [[Captain's Log]]. Stardate... 4:34 PM, Monday, April 12, 2010. I am about to go into the Game and Comic Hobby Place — also sell toys there — to get myself, to try to get myself unbanned and get forgiveness for the mistake I have made almost a year ago when I was banned from the store in June of 2008.

[''Heavy [[sigh]] from Chris'']

'''Chris:''' The dude who banned me was, his name is Michael Snyder, possibly a [[Chris and race#Jews|Jew]] considering his last name. Nothing bad against the Jews, but I'm just throwin' it out there. Alright, so, here I go. [''sigh'']

[''Chris turns off the engine and leaves his car. He approaches The Game Place, and the chime of the store's door alarm can be heard as he goes inside. "Every Morning" by Sugar Ray faintly plays in the background, while we get a good view of the inside of Chris's pocket.'']

'''Chris:''' Hello, I'm here to see Michael.

'''Employee:''' Yeah, he's in the room back here.

[''We come upon Michael, who is fixing an RC car. His remarks are occasionally interrupted by whoever he is helping. Judging by the audio, Chris is standing relatively close to him, close enough to occasionally hear whoever Michael is speaking with.'']

 '''Michael:''' Well, I mean, you're, you, you'll just see that by running it. I mean, it was running okay the other day. But just, you know, adjust it one way or the other depending on temperature and everything else. But, you know, it just, it's not usually much. By changing fuel, it doesn't usually change... tuning that much. Mmkay... Uh-huh. Yeah, no, it'll be fine... Right, yeah, it'll be fine. [pause] Okay... Okay... Who made it?

[''The recorder seems to move away from the conversation, and a long silence follows. Various store noises occur in the background, including the bell from someone opening the front door.'']

 '''Michael:''' Okay. Alright. Sounds good. Mm-hm. Bye.

'''Chris:''' Hello, Michael. I see, uh... You've been, I see you're looking well. Haven't changed much since, for the past almost two years. And, yeah, it has been, uh, almost two years since... uh, what happened, uh, June- June 2008. But, uh, I came back hoping that, uh, we could put that behind us and...

 '''Michael:''' No.

'''Chris:''' Come on. I mean, it has been almost two years, and it's just been on my mind for so long, just be...

 '''Michael:''' No.

'''Chris:''' [''sigh''] But, can't we just [[Mary Lee Walsh|forgive]] and forget?

 '''Michael:''' No.

'''Chris:''' C'mon, to have this...

 '''Michael:''' No.

'''Chris:''' ...[[Obesity|weight]] on my back...

 '''Michael:''' No.

'''Chris:''' And I have really...

 '''Michael:''' No.

'''Chris:''' ...missed coming here.

 '''Michael:''' No. No. You need to leave now.

'''Chris:''' I'm, [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|I'm a better person...]]

 '''Michael:''' You need to leave now.

'''Chris:''' [''heavy sigh''] C'mon, what? Come on, dude...

 '''Michael:''' No! You need to leave now.

'''Chris:''' [[Twin Falling Towers|How can you be so heartless?]] I mean, you're, I mean, you're obviously not as mean as one of those trolls I've been dealing with...

 '''Michael:''' You need to leave now.

'''Chris:''' I mean, come on, I mean, obviously you have something against me, [''four beeping noises are heard, possibly Michael dialing out to 911''] because aside from the Wii incident, I just would like to know ''what''. Come on. Gimme a break. Alright, fine, I'll leave.

[''His tone becomes sharp and angry.'']

'''Chris:''' But I hope that [[Chris and Religion|God will forgive you]] for being so [[Chris and Hypocrisy#"I'll pray for you to open your mind" — Tolerance|heartless and cruel]], Michael Snyder!

 '''Michael:''' He probably will.

[''Long pause'']

'''Chris:''' [[Chris and Race|''JEW!'']]

[''Chris goes out the door, tape runs out.'']

==Aftermath==
During the confrontation, Michael called the [[jerkops|police]]. However, Chris was long gone by the time they arrived.

On the linked YouTube page the opposite party, Snyder, chimed in to inform everyone that, while he had attempted to press charges against Chris for trespassing, the police informed him that he had no recourse to pursue legal action for Chris's trespassing or attempts to incite harassment. It all seems for naught anyway, as Snyder mentioned that, not only did he not receive any harassing messages, but he actually got messages of congratulations and encouragement for putting Chris in his place.

{{quotebox|I have been told I have no recourse for any of his actions, and his encouraging people to harass me. Turnabout is fair play?? }}
{{quotebox|I want to thank all my fans for their calls supporting me, and feel he needs to stay home and get your calls. His phone number in the book is 434-990-0198. Happy dialing,
Mike 
Elvis has left the building }}

===A video with video===
The next day, [[Vivian Gee]] made a ''[[South Park]]''-style animation using the audio from this clip. Christian himself stopped by to make the following comments on her video:

{{quotebox|Hey, Vivian. I'm going to tell you right now that if you were trying to offend me with this "South Park" [[Parody]]; You Failed. This is just SOO FUNNY! You ought to know I like "South Park", especially the less dramatic, more comical episodes. ROFL}}

{{quotebox|Actually, there is ONE more thing you could to just make this a TOPPER of a Comical Scene; I gave him the finger as I left for real, so add a [[Wild Sonichu|Sit-And-Spin]] in the silence right before the final insult. ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = episode 200 - the game place
| video = {{#ev:youtube|HWq4pB_Vikw}}
| stardate = 13 [[April 2010]]
| maker = [[Vivian Gee]]
| subject =
| type =
| info = }}

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan is not an Anti-Semite
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AAeawAbjyQA}}
| stardate = 12 [[April 2010]]
| maker = Stvx2
| subject =
| type = Judeo
| info = }}

==See also==
* [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place]]
* [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]

==Sources==
<references />

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?gmqwe4kmgzm MP3 download]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[F Abstinance]]|nextlink=[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]|}}

{{Videos}}
{{Captain's Log}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, April 2010| 2010-04-12]]
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos| 2010-04-12]]

Talk:28 October 2011

2011-11-08T17:55:53Z

Penman28: /* Where */

{{Not A Forum}}
== Proposed article ==

This is my proposed solution to how we manage and collect information pertaining to the events of October 28th 2011.

To-do:
* Add categories
* Add more verifiable information
* <s>Screencap the pages from the court website for preservation.</s>

--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:44, 5 November 2011 (PDT)

: Do we have a field agent that can attend the court hearing? That should give us the entire story behind all of this --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 13:15, 5 November 2011 (PDT)

Shouldn't it be mentioned this is the first (major) event since Bob died? --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 13:43, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
*Is it noteworthy enough to note that their arraignments (or the time that the defendants are told of their crimes and to take guilty or not guilty pleas) have come to pass and according to their records, they are listed as "continued" which in this case means that they probably pled "not guilty" and are now facing their day in court? The only other explanation of "continued" being listed that I found was this, "continued in court cases generally means that they (defendant) plead 'not guilty' or that a plea deal/plea bargain is in the works". I just thought it'd be a note worthy fact-- that they are either planning a deal, or that they think they are not guilty. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 10:46, 7 November 2011 (PST)
:The article is already rife with speculation, and until we see court documents or other documents - we don't know the exact circumstances surrounding the charges, the pleas given (if any), medical considerations or other reasons for deferral. I'd rather we waited until we could prove the reason for deferral under the "continued" reason before we document it. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:10, 7 November 2011 (PST)

===Title===
Shouldn't the title be Americanized? September 11th isn't referred to as 11/9.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 16:06, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
:We have a few articles with titles like this ([[12_October_2009|e.g.]]), so while I don't know if it's "right" or not, much like "Chris's", it's just become a standard. Good eye, though. I didn't catch that it wasn't Americanised. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 16:11, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
:I based it on articles like [[6 June 2010]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:13, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
:: Chris with felonly charges? Ohhh, Santa came early this year, and goddamn, did he deliver~! Anywho; if it was Chris on his own, it might've been dismissed like last time, but with Barb involved too, this is more concrete and serious: I propose that the formal title of the page (or saga, if it comes to that) be the name of the court case (Snyder or People vs Chandler, whatever it may be) when we get it. --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 00:45, 6 November 2011 (PDT)

==x==
Thank you based God [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 16:44, 5 November 2011 (PDT)

== Explanation ==

Am I reading this right? Chris got an Assault charge (assumption being it has to do with Snyder) but Barb got one too... but for a police officer, because her day in court was Oct 31, is there any information about what "assault" on the officer she actually did? Does anyone know what "complainant : CASON" means? And where can the stuff about him being in jail for two days be found? (or was this something Chris himself gave out?) --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:08, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
*Edit: ah, the actual trial for the assault isn't until December, so we probably won't find out what she did until then... It was some civil case between her and Snyder that occurred Oct 31-Nov 1--[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:13, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
** Oct. 31st was her formal arraignment, where I guess they informed her of the charges against her and set a court date for a criminal trial. Whether or not Mr. Snyder will file a civil suit remains to be seen, but somehow I doubt that her wants to have anything more to do with the Chandlers if he can help it. [[User:Giantgroundsloth|Giantgroundsloth]] 21:29, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
***(Messed up original links, but)Snyder's pressing civil charges against both, as both of his civil cases can be seen on the Virginia General District Courts site. Also, assault can be something as simple as a verbal threat, don't know if that was the case here, but it's something to keep in mind. [[User:Mrmonster|Mrmonster]] 00:36, 6 November 2011 (PDT)

== Who paid bail? ==

Is there any way to find out who paid bail? Most likely it was one of his extended family, but still. --[[User:Melainia|Melainia]] 01:33, 6 November 2011 (PDT)
*It could have also been a bondsman, which is pretty likely. That's their whole business. --[[User:Mrmonster|Mrmonster]] 00:38, 6 November 2011 (PDT)

==Civil Charges==
Anyone have any addition info about the civil charges from Mike? http://i.imgur.com/Fz281.png It says they were in court on Nov 1st but the case is listed as "Other Judgement" and a lot of the other fields are empty. Did Mike drop the case? --[[User:KillDeer|KillDeer]] 18:12, 6 November 2011 (PST)

==Chris's defense?==

Not sure if the Autism card will completely save him this time, espectially for a felony. But could his years of being trolled actually give him a valid claim of "harassment". There certainly is an ocean of information posted online about him, much of which is blatant insults towards him. Any chance the CWCki could get in any sort of trouble for instigating these actions by Chris?

Also, may want to bring up that psych evaluation he had back in 2004 when he was kicked out of school. Could that prove any insight to his reasoning behind this incident; and could it maybe help/hurt his case?--[[User:Jcrowley1985|Jcrowley1985]] 19:36, 6 November 2011 (PST)
* No. As far as I can tell, Chris using trolls and/or the CWCki as a reason for violating a restraining order is not going to cut it. I know he used it with the last little incident, but any judge with half a brain stem would realize that it's less about internet bullies and more about a 29-year-old man who should know better just ''not getting it''.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 19:59, 6 November 2011 (PST)
* High Functioning Autism wouldn't play a huge role here, simply because it's not a truly debilitating disorder these days, and there is no way a judge would even consider the argument that "trolls" made him do it.... Chris having trolls doesn't change the fact that he did something wrong and illegal. It'll actually be pretty hilarious if he tries to use this site for proof against trolls simply for the fact that there are a lot of things Chris himself has 'donated' to the site that could get him in even more trouble... for example: does Mr.Snyder know that Chris has stated, on the internet, that Snyder is a child molester and has potentially fiddled with his own kids? Yeah, that won't go over too well. The way things are looking, if Chris is found guilty of any of these; he'll see jail/prison time for sure (if only because he will be unable to pay his huge fees and fines) Barb is probably in the same boat. Sadly, another thing to point out is that if they have to get repo-ed to pay for anything, the county will finally have to deal with their horrendous hoarding problem and will probably condemn the house, just as Bob had feared. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:38, 6 November 2011 (PST)
*It all depends on how his lawyer wants to play it. Is Robert Bell acting as a PD for his pro bono work? Either way, I'd bet that either his lawyer is so blase in regards to the situation and/or so overwrought by his other cases that he'll just advise Chris to plead guilty with mitigating circumstances (autism, grief, etc.), or, it's always possible that Robert Bell's a total shark who'll get Chris off with a slap on the wrist, yet again. Of course, there's always the possibility that he'll be committed.
I know Chris and Barb have four cars (one of which is a Jag according to one of the Kacey calls) so they could hock those for some CWC cash (see that thing I did?), and lord knows that Chris and Barb probably have at least, AT LEAST, $2000 worth of useless shit lying around their house, but, somehow, I'm in doubt that Barb'll be able to rouse Chris off of his ass for long enough to get him to help her (and himself).
I've got to admit, I feel sort of sorry for Chris and Barb. Bob just died and lord knows that you never know what you have until it's gone. Their actions are inexcusable, yeah, but still, it's horrible that things have to end this way, if that's what ends up happening. I was, I guess naively, hoping that something would seep through Chris's skull and he'd just gracefully leave the internet and take some steps to improve himself, but it doesn't look like that's ever going to happen. He should thank God that's he's not going to be going to prison if he does have to be incarcerated. He'd get passed around like fucking candy there.

tl;dr Chris is fucked any-which-way [[User:Giantgroundsloth|Giantgroundsloth]] 21:18, 6 November 2011 (PST)

: It's worse than that. If Chris is foolish enough to reference this site, he's going to be pointing the court toward evidence that he has no regrets on this incident, since the first thing he did after getting out of jail was to crow about his crimes here. Any decent prosecutor would then dig up his youtube videos, handily linked throughout the site, and reveal that he's got a history of antisocial behavior, the most recent threats and attempted extortion only just predating his father's passing (and thereby casting doubt on grounds for his recent grief).

: His best chance is an insanity plea, which is difficult to prove on people who can communicate more clearly then Chris can. Ironically, the clearest indicators -- his beliefs that his creations are real -- may come off as so ludicrous that the plea might get dismissed.

: Failing that, he'll be extremely lucky to get a plea bargain down to some serious community service and probation. Unfortunately for him, his history with Snyder in specific shows how extraordinarily lenient everyone's already been. Any decent prosecutor will insist on such as part of their arguments, and should Chris' previous proud attempts at vehicular assault enter play, he's almost certainly going to have jail time as part of a plea. Even disregarding that, though, I'd be surprised if Chris actually made any efforts should he get probation and community service, as his history shows he'd ignore both, forcing the issue of jail time.

: Sadly enough, that's actually the extent of the good news for him. The bad news is that Chris' pride and arrogance may lead him to refuse any such pleas -- in his mind, he's neither insane nor has any of his behavior ever been anything less than justified -- and worse, he may even try to represent himself. Should that happen, his only real shot is to have Barb legally declare him as incompetent. While at first blush that sounds like it'd lead to him getting off on insanity after all, it'd rely primarily on Barb's testimony to go through -- and Barb's already supported him enough to be his accomplice.

: The primary factors now on whether Chris is going to jail are his county's prison system, his prosecutor's diligence, and how much ridiculous bullshit Chris serves up in his own defense. If he acts out in court, continues his libelous antics outside of it, or submits anything damaging in his "defense," he screws himself to oblivion. Hell, if Snyder comes here, or if someone contacts him and points him our way, the prosecution would have a field day.

: Quite frankly, this is so stacked against him I'm almost of a mind Barb did this intentionally to try to get the state to take custody of him before she dies, too, sad as it is to say.

: [[User:Kestrel|Kestrel]] 00:25, 7 November 2011 (PST)

*None of this is really relevant to the article, so next person who contributes something that doesn't relate to this article gets banned. You can talk about it elsewhere like on [http://cwcki.yuku.com our forums].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:27, 7 November 2011 (PST)

==Article Title and Redirects==

We need to get a more fitting title set up as well as some redirects. I'm not sure how, exactly... But something like "Arrest" for a redirect. My creative juices are currently burnt out so I leave this all up to you for tonight.
:The subsection regarding the incident on the GAMe PLACe page called it "Strike Three, You're Out!" Something along those lines, perhaps?--[[User:Henry Bemis|Henry Bemis]] 22:16, 6 November 2011 (PST)
:We are a Wiki at the end of the day - and it's less about getting a "fitting" or amusing title, and more about getting a sensible one. I chose this one based on other articles about specific events (mostly significant videos that were not given a particularly unique name by Chris). "Keep It Simple" is the golden rule here, so any renames should be both simple and yet, unique enough for people to be easily able to find it. I'm totally open to better suggestions for the article title though, as I said near the top of this discussion page. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 03:17, 7 November 2011 (PST)

==Where==
Did someone know exactly where the trial will take place (ie some court on Chalottesville i presume)
[[User:René Duprée|René Duprée]] 10:25, 7 November 2011
*[http://www.courts.state.va.us/courts/circuit/Charlottesville/home.html Charlottesville Circuit Court] most likely? The circuit court has jurisdiction over all felonies and that is where a jury trial would be held. Unfortunately on their [http://wasdmz2.courts.state.va.us/CJISWeb/circuit.html case lookup] page, that court isn't in the list. [[User:Penman28|Penman28]] 09:55, 8 November 2011 (PST)

28 October 2011

2011-11-08T17:45:09Z

Penman28: make sentence shorter

{{recent}}
On '''28 October 2011''' - a date which will live in infamy - the [[GAMe PLACe]] was suddenly and deliberately attacked by forces of the City of [[CWCville]].

On that Friday evening, around 5:20 p.m.<ref>Based on metadata from Chris's photos</ref>, [[Chris]] and [[Barbara]] visited the GAMe PLACe and had an altercation with its [[manajerk|manager]], [[Michael Snyder]]. Chris took several photos of Michael on that day, and uploaded them to the [[CWCki]] in November. Why the delay? Well, as it turns out, he and Barb had been [[jerkop|arrested]] and jailed for various offences (trespassing, assault, and hit & run). Now both have been charged with a Class 5 Felony, which implies "a '''term of imprisonment of not less than one year''' nor more than 10 years, and ... a fine of not more than $2,500."<ref>http://leg1.state.va.us/000/cod/18.2-10.HTM</ref>

Both Chris and Barb were released on bail following their arrest, with Chris's initial hearing being a week later than Barb's - possibly owing to the extra charge against him. It may also allow for additional information to be gathered about on his record of dealings with Michael Snyder and the GAMe PLACe, and also to consider any [[autism|medical grounds]] that may affect the outcome of any court proceedings against Chris. Chris will be represented in court by [http://www.dklawyers.com/bio_rbell.htm Robert Bell].

This is the first major event that has come to light since the death of [[Bob]] on 6 [[September 2011]].

== The charges ==
Below are the charges brought against both Barbara and Chris, along with details and court dates based on the details from the [http://epwsgdp1.courts.state.va.us/gdcourts/captchaVerification.do?landing=landing General District Court Online Case Information System]. At present we do not have a full account of what happened during the incident and under what circumstances the charges were brought against the pair. However, based on at least one previous incident in [[June 2010]], we can assume a rough outline of events.

===Barbara's===
* '''FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000 FEL''' (§ 46.2-894. Duty of driver to stop, etc., in event of accident involving injury or death or damage to attended property; penalty.<ref name="a">http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+46.2-894</ref>)
** Class 5 Felony charge - Failing to stop after an accident where the damage exceeds $1,000 in value, thought to be vehicular damage on the grounds of The GAMe PLACe parking lot.
* '''ASSLT: ON LAW ENF/DOC PERSON''' (§ 18.2-57. Assault and battery.<ref name="b">http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-57</ref>)
** Class 6 Felony charge - Assaulting a law enforcement official. It's likely that this occurred when Barb attempted to prevent the police from arresting Chris.

==== Court dates ====
* 31 October 2011 - Appeared in court to be formally charged.
* 15 December 2011 - Due to appear in court again, possibly for the hearing.

===Chris's===
* '''FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000 FEL''' (§ 46.2-894. Duty of driver to stop, etc., in event of accident involving injury or death or damage to attended property; penalty.<ref name="a" />)
** Class 5 Felony charge - Failing to stop after an accident where the damage exceeds $1,000 in value, thought to be vehicular damage on the grounds of The GAMe PLACe parking lot.
* '''ASSAULT: (MISDEMEANOR)''' (§ 18.2-57. Assault and battery.<ref name="b" />)
** Class 1 Misdemeanor charge - Attempted or actual assault against another person, perhaps [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]].
* '''TRESPASS AFTER FORBIDDEN''' (§ 18.2-119. Trespass after having been forbidden to do so; penalties.<ref>http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-119</ref>)
** Class 1 Misdemeanor charge - Tresspassing on land or within an area from which the offender is forbidden, no doubt due to setting foot in The GAMe PLACe.

==== Court dates ====
* 7 November 2011 - Appeared in court to be formally charged.
* 15 December 2011 - Due to appear in court again, at the same time Barb is.

== Aftermath ==
* On 4 November, soon after being bailed out of jail, Chris uploaded the pictures he took of Michael Snyder on the 28th to the CWCki, plastering them on the front page as well as Michael's own article, with Chris presumably doing it as a response to the events at The GAMe PLACe.<ref>[[Special:Contributions/Christianchandler]]</ref> In the respective image descriptions, Chris claimed that Snyder molests children and taunted him for his [[obesity]].

== Photos ==
<gallery>
File:HNI 0020.JPG|Chris's photo of The GAMe PLACe; note that everyone is looking at the camera
File:HNI 0021.JPG|Chris's photograph of Michael Snyder
File:HNI 0022.JPG|Chris's second photograph of Michael Snyder
File:28 Oct 2011 Barb1.png|Barb's failure to stop felony charge
File:28 Oct 2011 Barb2.png|Barb's felony assault on a police officer charge
File:28 Oct 2011 Chris1.png|Chris's failure to stop felony charge
File:28 Oct 2011 Chris2.png|Chris's misdemeanor assault charge
File:28 Oct 2011 Chris3.png|Chris's trespass misdemeanor charge
</gallery>

==Fan Art ==
<gallery>
File:Chris mug.jpg|Chri's mugshot.
File:Chris joker.jpg| Why so serious?
File:TheJoker.png|Oh dear...
File:Chris court sketch.png| Artist's impression of the proceedings.
</gallery>

==References==
<references />

== See also ==
*[[6 June 2010]]
*[[Chris and the Law]]

[[Category:Events]]

28 October 2011

2011-11-08T17:40:13Z

Penman28: "failure to stop after an accident" in virginia = hit & run according to wikipedia, more clear

{{recent}}
On '''28 October 2011''' - a date which will live in infamy - the [[GAMe PLACe]] was suddenly and deliberately attacked by forces of the City of [[CWCville]].

On that Friday evening, around 5:20 p.m.<ref>Based on metadata from Chris's photos</ref>, [[Chris]] and [[Barbara]] visited the GAMe PLACe and had an altercation with its [[manajerk|manager]], [[Michael Snyder]]. Chris took several photos of Michael on that day, and uploaded them to the [[CWCki]] in November. Why the delay? Well, as it turns out, he and Barb had been arrested by [[jerkop|police]] for various offences - including trespassing, assault, and hit & run, and ended up going to jail. Now both have been charged with a Class 5 Felony, which implies "a '''term of imprisonment of not less than one year''' nor more than 10 years, and ... a fine of not more than $2,500."<ref>http://leg1.state.va.us/000/cod/18.2-10.HTM</ref>

Both Chris and Barb were released on bail following their arrest, with Chris's initial hearing being a week later than Barb's - possibly owing to the extra charge against him. It may also allow for additional information to be gathered about on his record of dealings with Michael Snyder and the GAMe PLACe, and also to consider any [[autism|medical grounds]] that may affect the outcome of any court proceedings against Chris. Chris will be represented in court by [http://www.dklawyers.com/bio_rbell.htm Robert Bell].

This is the first major event that has come to light since the death of [[Bob]] on 6 [[September 2011]].

== The charges ==
Below are the charges brought against both Barbara and Chris, along with details and court dates based on the details from the [http://epwsgdp1.courts.state.va.us/gdcourts/captchaVerification.do?landing=landing General District Court Online Case Information System]. At present we do not have a full account of what happened during the incident and under what circumstances the charges were brought against the pair. However, based on at least one previous incident in [[June 2010]], we can assume a rough outline of events.

===Barbara's===
* '''FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000 FEL''' (§ 46.2-894. Duty of driver to stop, etc., in event of accident involving injury or death or damage to attended property; penalty.<ref name="a">http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+46.2-894</ref>)
** Class 5 Felony charge - Failing to stop after an accident where the damage exceeds $1,000 in value, thought to be vehicular damage on the grounds of The GAMe PLACe parking lot.
* '''ASSLT: ON LAW ENF/DOC PERSON''' (§ 18.2-57. Assault and battery.<ref name="b">http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-57</ref>)
** Class 6 Felony charge - Assaulting a law enforcement official. It's likely that this occurred when Barb attempted to prevent the police from arresting Chris.

==== Court dates ====
* 31 October 2011 - Appeared in court to be formally charged.
* 15 December 2011 - Due to appear in court again, possibly for the hearing.

===Chris's===
* '''FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000 FEL''' (§ 46.2-894. Duty of driver to stop, etc., in event of accident involving injury or death or damage to attended property; penalty.<ref name="a" />)
** Class 5 Felony charge - Failing to stop after an accident where the damage exceeds $1,000 in value, thought to be vehicular damage on the grounds of The GAMe PLACe parking lot.
* '''ASSAULT: (MISDEMEANOR)''' (§ 18.2-57. Assault and battery.<ref name="b" />)
** Class 1 Misdemeanor charge - Attempted or actual assault against another person, perhaps [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]].
* '''TRESPASS AFTER FORBIDDEN''' (§ 18.2-119. Trespass after having been forbidden to do so; penalties.<ref>http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-119</ref>)
** Class 1 Misdemeanor charge - Tresspassing on land or within an area from which the offender is forbidden, no doubt due to setting foot in The GAMe PLACe.

==== Court dates ====
* 7 November 2011 - Appeared in court to be formally charged.
* 15 December 2011 - Due to appear in court again, at the same time Barb is.

== Aftermath ==
* On 4 November, soon after being bailed out of jail, Chris uploaded the pictures he took of Michael Snyder on the 28th to the CWCki, plastering them on the front page as well as Michael's own article, with Chris presumably doing it as a response to the events at The GAMe PLACe.<ref>[[Special:Contributions/Christianchandler]]</ref> In the respective image descriptions, Chris claimed that Snyder molests children and taunted him for his [[obesity]].

== Photos ==
<gallery>
File:HNI 0020.JPG|Chris's photo of The GAMe PLACe; note that everyone is looking at the camera
File:HNI 0021.JPG|Chris's photograph of Michael Snyder
File:HNI 0022.JPG|Chris's second photograph of Michael Snyder
File:28 Oct 2011 Barb1.png|Barb's failure to stop felony charge
File:28 Oct 2011 Barb2.png|Barb's felony assault on a police officer charge
File:28 Oct 2011 Chris1.png|Chris's failure to stop felony charge
File:28 Oct 2011 Chris2.png|Chris's misdemeanor assault charge
File:28 Oct 2011 Chris3.png|Chris's trespass misdemeanor charge
</gallery>

==Fan Art ==
<gallery>
File:Chris mug.jpg|Chri's mugshot.
File:Chris joker.jpg| Why so serious?
File:TheJoker.png|Oh dear...
File:Chris court sketch.png| Artist's impression of the proceedings.
</gallery>

==References==
<references />

== See also ==
*[[6 June 2010]]
*[[Chris and the Law]]

[[Category:Events]]

28 October 2011

2011-11-08T08:32:52Z

Penman28: /* Chris's */ trespassing includes just being asked to leave and refusing, no restraining order required

{{recent}}
On '''28 October 2011''' - a date which will live in infamy - the [[GAMe PLACe]] was suddenly and deliberately attacked by forces of the City of [[CWCville]].

On that Friday evening, around 5:20 p.m.<ref>Based on metadata from Chris's photos</ref>, [[Chris]] and [[Barbara]] visited the GAMe PLACe and had an altercation with its [[manajerk|manager]], [[Michael Snyder]]. Chris took several photos of Michael on that day, and uploaded them to the [[CWCki]] in November. Why the delay? Well, as it turns out, he and Barb had been arrested by [[jerkop|police]] for various offences - including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop, and ended up going to jail. Now both have been charged with a Class 5 Felony, which implies "a '''term of imprisonment of not less than one year''' nor more than 10 years, and ... a fine of not more than $2,500."<ref>http://leg1.state.va.us/000/cod/18.2-10.HTM</ref>

Both Chris and Barb were released on bail following their arrest, with Chris's initial hearing being a week later than Barb's - possibly owing to the extra charge against him. It may also allow for additional information to be gathered about on his record of dealings with Michael Snyder and the GAMe PLACe, and also to consider any [[autism|medical grounds]] that may affect the outcome of any court proceedings against Chris. Chris will be represented in court by [http://www.dklawyers.com/bio_rbell.htm Robert Bell].

This is the first major event that has come to light since the death of [[Bob]] on 6 [[September 2011]].

== The charges ==
Below are the charges brought against both Barbara and Chris, along with details and court dates based on the details from the [http://epwsgdp1.courts.state.va.us/gdcourts/captchaVerification.do?landing=landing General District Court Online Case Information System]. At present we do not have a full account of what happened during the incident and under what circumstances the charges were brought against the pair. However, based on at least one previous incident in [[June 2010]], we can assume a rough outline of events.

===Barbara's===
* '''FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000 FEL''' (§ 46.2-894. Duty of driver to stop, etc., in event of accident involving injury or death or damage to attended property; penalty.<ref name="a">http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+46.2-894</ref>)
** Class 5 Felony charge - Failing to stop after an accident where the damage exceeds $1,000 in value, thought to be vehicular damage on the grounds of The GAMe PLACe parking lot.
* '''ASSLT: ON LAW ENF/DOC PERSON''' (§ 18.2-57. Assault and battery.<ref name="b">http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-57</ref>)
** Class 6 Felony charge - Assaulting a law enforcement official. It's likely that this occurred when Barb attempted to prevent the police from arresting Chris.

==== Court dates ====
* 31 October 2011 - Appeared in court to be formally charged.
* 15 December 2011 - Due to appear in court again, possibly for the hearing.

===Chris's===
* '''FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000 FEL''' (§ 46.2-894. Duty of driver to stop, etc., in event of accident involving injury or death or damage to attended property; penalty.<ref name="a" />)
** Class 5 Felony charge - Failing to stop after an accident where the damage exceeds $1,000 in value, thought to be vehicular damage on the grounds of The GAMe PLACe parking lot.
* '''ASSAULT: (MISDEMEANOR)''' (§ 18.2-57. Assault and battery.<ref name="b" />)
** Class 1 Misdemeanor charge - Attempted or actual assault against another person, perhaps [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]].
* '''TRESPASS AFTER FORBIDDEN''' (§ 18.2-119. Trespass after having been forbidden to do so; penalties.<ref>http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-119</ref>)
** Class 1 Misdemeanor charge - Tresspassing on land or within an area from which the offender is forbidden, no doubt due to setting foot in The GAMe PLACe.

==== Court dates ====
* 7 November 2011 - Appeared in court to be formally charged.
* 15 December 2011 - Due to appear in court again, at the same time Barb is.

== Aftermath ==
* On 4 November, soon after being bailed out of jail, Chris uploaded the pictures he took of Michael Snyder on the 28th to the CWCki, plastering them on the front page as well as Michael's own article, with Chris presumably doing it as a response to the events at The GAMe PLACe.<ref>[[Special:Contributions/Christianchandler]]</ref> In the respective image descriptions, Chris claimed that Snyder molests children and taunted him for his [[obesity]].

== Photos ==
<gallery>
File:HNI 0020.JPG|Chris's photo of The GAMe PLACe; note that everyone is looking at the camera
File:HNI 0021.JPG|Chris's photograph of Michael Snyder
File:HNI 0022.JPG|Chris's second photograph of Michael Snyder
File:28 Oct 2011 Barb1.png|Barb's failure to stop felony charge
File:28 Oct 2011 Barb2.png|Barb's felony assault on a police officer charge
File:28 Oct 2011 Chris1.png|Chris's failure to stop felony charge
File:28 Oct 2011 Chris2.png|Chris's misdemeanor assault charge
File:28 Oct 2011 Chris3.png|Chris's trespass misdemeanor charge
</gallery>

==Fan Art ==
<gallery>
File:Chris mug.jpg|Chri's mugshot.
File:Chris joker.jpg| Why so serious?
File:Chris court sketch.png| Artist's impression of the proceedings.
</gallery>

==References==
<references />

== See also ==
*[[6 June 2010]]
*[[Chris and the law]]

PSN blogs

2011-11-03T05:58:04Z

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{{quote|
If only I could understand Japanese.
|The closest Chris gets to weeaboo territory}}

The [[PSN Blogs]] are [[Chris|Chris's]] blog posts and his responses to other people's blog posts on the [[PSN]] website from [[2006]] to [[2008]]. The posts to read are those concerning [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] in [[July 2007|July]] and [[August 2007]], an example of Chris feeding his own ego and blowing up in a place on the internet with no [[trolls]], where people were actually being nice to him to get him to calm down. His other posts are normal by comparison. As shown in the 14 December entry, Chris [[Chris and English|can't spell]] the name of even his own [[PS3|favorite console]].

GAP stands for Gamer Advisory Panel.

==Personal Information==

{{quotebox|
Bio:

I am young at heart, because I enjoy the seemingly child-like things I do like playing with [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Yu-Gi-Oh]], [[Pokemon]], [[Legos]], [[My Little Pony]], and drawing cartoonishly. I am also creator of my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, [[Sonichu]]. I have been drawing and writing comic books, and I've drawn/written quite a few issues so far. I have graduated from [[Manchester High School]] on the [[Honor Roll]], and I have graduated from [[Piedmont Valley Community College|PVCC]] with two [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting & Design]] Degrees [[May 2006|May, 2006]]. I am shy, but I would really enjoy the company of a pretty girl who likes some of the things I do, with a few opposite traits (excluding [[tobacky|smokers]] and [[alcohol|drunks]]). I also like to have fun when I can, and I don't like to be alone. I really would prefer Person-to-person encounters/chats instead of over the internet, but please feel free to send me a message or comments.
}}

==17 [[October 2006]] 20:21 — Re: Gamer's Day - What Do YOU Want To Know?==

''Backwards Compatibility'' by Sonichu

{{quotebox|
THE pressing Question on mine and a bunch of other people's minds; Is the PS3 Backwards-Compatable with PS1 and PS2 games?
}}

==17 [[October 2006]] 21:54 — Re: Gap kit/ PSP camera?==

''PSP's Camera is the New EyeToy'' by Sonichu

{{quotebox|
Or, so I've heard; there's supposedly a PSP version of EyeToy Play (as compared to the original PS2 game).
}}

==29 [[March 2007]] 21:57 — A Few Playstation 3 Thoughts.==

''A Few Playstation 3 Thoughts.'' by Sonichu

{{quotebox|
I've owned my PS3 for a few weeks now, and I've been Broadbanded for a few days now; I have some thoughts I'd like to share.

First, the [[Guitar Hero]] gameplay... okay, I have a couple of PS2 to PS3 Controller Coverters. I used one to try to play Guitar Hero with my custom painted Guitar controller. [[Fail|Failure followed.]] Sure, it doesn't have a "PS" button like a Sixaxis controller, nor am I able to assign a controller port to it.

But here's the Idea For SONY; a Playstation 3 Upgrade where from a PS2 Controller (regular or Guitar), LET pressing Select & Start in unison and holding them for 5 Seconds result in what the "PS" button does for the Sixaxis; bringing up the Assignment/Quit Menu.

Another thing I'd like to mention is being able to search for fellow PS3 owners to add to my Friends list. In observation, it appears that to find the friends to add, you have to go online with an online-capable game. Which I understand the upcoming "Home" program will allow for, but similar to a universal Chat Room, an easier method to finding new friends.

Also, talk about the upcoming 80GB system; Sony can sell the new systems. But I would suggest selling the 80GB HDDs individually for those of us current owners of a 60GB (me) or a 20GB. And in that case, there should be an upgrade where our downloaded games and matching data that we get from the Playstation Store can be copied and transferred to the new HDD on a memory stick or something.

Also, I would like to mention the LIMITED typing space for typing an E-Mail from, for example, one's AOL account; I'm typing an E-Mail to a friend of mine, and at the middle of the message... I am interruped with inablity to type anymore. Apparently the limit is the limit of the Typing Space View; fill the block, and that's it. Even when I opened an E-Mail, I was unable to scroll down in the message.

But aside from the quirks and setbacks, I am enjoying the games, downloaded movies, game demos, music, sharing my PSP's Memory Stick Pro Duo content with my PS3 and the Wi-Fi Internet Browsing and shopping at the PSStore.

Thank you.
Chris Chan. PS3 Online ID: Sonichu.
}}

==29 [[March 2007]] 21:29 — Re: 80 GB PS3==

''That's a good idea'' by Sonichu

{{quotebox|
But in addition to releasing a new PS3 system, they should offer the 80GB HDD by itself for those of us who have a 60 or 20GB system. It leaves a lot more room for downloads from the Playstation Store. :)
}}

==29 [[March 2007]] 21:36 — Re: Sony, Please choose GAP members to beta test Home==

''Yes, Let us Come Home'' by Sonichu

{{quotebox|
I am new to the Playstation 3 Network area, and I'd like to be able to find those other than myself who are on the PSNetwork without requiring an Online-Capable game (Although the games are totally awesome in their features and graphics).

Chris Chan
}}

==26 [[April 2007]] — Adult Swim... All kids out of the Playstation!==

''Adult Swim... All kids out of the Playstation!'' by Sonichu

{{quotebox|
I am looking forward to the upcoming PS2 & PSP games from [[Adult Swim]] featuring the [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]] and [[Harvey Birdman]]. Although the gameplay may or may not be all that and "M" rated, playing as Shake or Birdman will be something totally different that I look forward to enjoying. I wish I could find a screenshot or two to tempt my pallet.
}}

==15 [[June 2007]] 02:47 — Go Puzzle Troubles!!!==

''Go Puzzle Troubles!!!'' by Sonichu

{{quotebox|
I've just download Go Puzzle for my PS3, and on the ONLINE MULTIPLAYER function, while my opponent is able to play on their half, my game CURSOR is unable to move. No matter how much I press my D-Pad or push my Analog Stick, IT WILL NOT MOVE. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?!! Also, in the "Lobby", when I am prompted to "X" the "Ready?" icon, I can't seem to be able to, no matter how much I press my "X" button.

WHAT IS THE DEAL?!!! WHY ME?!!!
}}

==15 [[June 2007]] 21:52 — Guitar Hero ROCKABLE on Playstation 3!==

''Guitar Hero ROCKABLE on Playstation 3!'' by Sonichu

{{quotebox|
After a bunch of months longing to play my Guitar on my PS3 (when I thought I couldn't). I have recently found the ANSWER and SOLUTION...

First, of course, get a PS2 to PS3 Controller Converter. Attach PS2 Guitar to Converter. Insert Guitar Hero 1 or 2, then select the PS2 Disc icon from the XMB with the Sixaxis or Bluetooth remote. JUST AS the screen goes blank, INSERT the Guitar-attached converter into a PS3 USB slot. Then notice the Sixaxis controller detaches itself from the PS3...
DO NOT PRESS THE "PS" BUTTON AT ALL (until you're done playing).

With the Sixaxis unfound wirelessly, the Guitar IS PICKED UP by the PS3 as the DEFAULT controller 1 (if there is a second guitar attached THIS SAME WAY, it will likely get noticed as well).

ROCK ON, ROCKER!

When you're ready to quit the game, DISCONNECT THE GUITAR FIRST, then press the "PS" button on the Sixaxis controller and "Quit Game".

Upon the first Sixaxis Disconnection timing, it may be possible to attach a Dance Pad (Dance Dance Revolution) or Taiko Drum (Taiko Drum Master).

Spread The Word: THE TRULY ROCKIN' PS2 GAMES ARE SOLID-PLAYABLE ON THE PLAYSTATION 3.
}}

==23 [[July 2007]] — PaRappin' For A Vote==

''PaRappin' For A Vote'' by Sonichu

{{quotebox|
My PaRappa the Rapper Video is Among the Top 10 in the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|Chop Chop Master Onion Contest]]. It is the Lucky 7th Video with the [[Gitar of Fail|BLUE GUITAR]].

A Vote for my video would be most appreciated, but I'd also like to know how those of you who have viewed it and/or voted for it felt about it.

Thank you for your support for a better future for this AUTISTIC LIFE. :)
}}

''...'' by Elsa43 (GAP Moderator)

{{quotebox2|
I haven't checked out the videos yet... but I will (though I'm not sure if they allow Canadians to vote... I'll have to check that out and see too!) :)
}}

==31 [[July 2007]] 12:59 — Last Day to VOTE, Rappers!==

''Last Day to VOTE, Rappers!'' by Sonichu

''Editor's note: Added [[YouTube]] links to the videos in Chris's review.''

{{quotebox|1=
This IS the last DAY to vote on who will go to Seattle for the Penny Arcade Expo. I would like to take this moment to reflect on the TOP 10.

Number 1:
From [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEmM4JKZK8I CWCSonichu]; **Video LUCKY 7**: Such honesty of his situation and devotion for his lucky girlfriend adds great emotions to his performance. The visually appealing effects added the best humor and biggest laugh I had among the bunch. I enjoyed the fun background of his assumed-to-be bedroom. And his informative feedback on playing Guitar Hero on Playstation 3 was truly a wise and great addition. Also, he has nailed the lyrics A-Capella. :) As this brave AUTISTIC warrior so creatively put it at the end, "Rap, Rap, Rap, That's a Wrap!" Truly the cherry on the top of the sundae. A perfect score of 5/5 Stars for his marvelous effort, and smiling at knowing he looked a bit stupid. :)

Number 2:
From [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA84b9eCyZA adamstackhouse]; Video1: It's okay, if you like someone making the music in the background. It took away pops from the rappin of the two cooks. And adding seafood like in the song to the cake... are you kidding? They should have done it without the noise; it's in da rules. A petite comical moment comes around with an empty plate for no sample and turning off the TV after "thinking about it". I give it 4/5 Stars for moderate effort.

Number 3:
From [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWwfRqMZ6QE suryabuchwald]; Video10: The introductory animation is totally uncalled for, and the sharp fangs poping out take away from the potential cuteness. The dude showing off his PS2 controller and using it in time to the background "bum bum" that sounds more like the Super Mario Bros. theme is somewhat clever. But it wasn't all that swift. And purposly rapidly tapping buttons for multi punch, chop, kick, etc. Again, another rule-breaking of music in place of a-capella. And his grin is stupid and ugly. But for the cleverly creative effort, I give it 4/5 Stars.

Number 4:
From [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eawQ2W1jfho Billjones]; Video4: I liked his multi-use of different vehicles; functional and otherwise. The antlers are uncalled for though; too silly. And adding a boombox like as if his a-capella song is being played from it adds a fun boost to the video. His cat was cute with the headphones on him. For his video, I give him 4/5 Stars.

Number 5:
From [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qimacxayOY DSiferd]; Video8: It has good use of being inside a car, but is that an airbag or a pillow? And what is up with the wierd dude with the leaves on his head; and the drills serves no purpose. To better his video, I would suggest keeping all the shots within in his car; not switching it from his living room. But he gave good effort in rappin' a-capella. I give this video 3.5/5 Stars.

Number 6:
From [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMvWWpLsaAc aprelewsky]; Video3: It was cute using the "Guarenteed to Catch Her Heart" screen from the game to introduce the video. But once again, there is someone in the background giving music to this should-be a-capella performance. The two gentlemen, from the way they interact, they remind me of George and Lenny from "Of Mice & Men". Overall, I give this video 3.5/5 Stars.

Number 7:
From [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkwA5qWTc-U ajbrewer]; Video2: Unlike the Topping Lucky 7 Video of CWCSonichu; this one is dropped to this low position for the guy's show-offmanship. Who does he think he is with his sunglasses and hood, Snoop Dog or Elvis? He portrayed a depressed single man living in a one-person apartment. I pity the fool for his show-off act, but I commend him for his effort in his a-capella performance. I give him 3/5 Stars.

Number 8:
From scottteichmer; Video9: I felt his camera was too close in his face for him to be higher in the ranks. Although I liked the humor in the use of his monkey doll, and I commend him for his a-capella performance. The downfall, of course, was being too close to his face. I give him 3/5 Stars.

Number 9:
From [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhD7jqU9oCU chrisadams]; Video6: The downfall of this young man's performance is the static from his singing and breathing; it made me want to turn away, because it was too loud and annoying. But he did what he could; he had his cheat-sheet in his hand and he gave an a-capella performance. I give him 2.5 Stars.

Number 10:
From brudell; Video5: Don't correct me; these dudes had energy and rubber ducks. The only thing that puts him at the bottom was the rediculous way he was dressed up, his hairdo, and the guy was obviously...the opposite of Straight. ):( This is the worst of the bunch. I give him 1 Star for his effort, but that's all.

If the clock hasn't struck Midnight on this July 31, 2007, you can still place your VOTE for any one of the ten. But I HIGHLY reccommend giving it up for the Autistic warrior who gave his effort to get closer to his girlfriend, so he can have a better future for her and himself...

<nowiki>**</nowiki>LUCKY VIDEO NUMBER 7; CWCSonichu**

Thank you for reading this review, and happy voting. :)
}}

==31 [[July 2007]] 16:37 — PaRappin Reviews of the Top 10!==

''PaRappin Reviews of the Top 10!'' by Sonichu

{{quotebox|
This IS the last DAY to vote on who will go to Seattle for the Penny Arcade Expo. I would like to take this moment to reflect on the TOP 10.

Number 1:
From CWCSonichu; **Video LUCKY 7**: Such honesty of his situation and devotion for his lucky girlfriend adds great emotions to his performance. The visually appealing effects added the best humor and biggest laugh I had among the bunch. I enjoyed the fun background of his assumed-to-be bedroom. And his informative feedback on playing Guitar Hero on Playstation 3 was truly a wise and great addition. Also, he has nailed the lyrics A-Capella. :) As this brave AUTISTIC warrior so creatively put it at the end, "Rap, Rap, Rap, That's a Wrap!" Truly the cherry on the top of the sundae. A perfect score of 5/5 Stars for his marvelous effort, and smiling at knowing he looked a bit stupid. :)

Number 2:
From adamstackhouse; Video1: It's okay, if you like someone making the music in the background. It took away pops from the rappin of the two cooks. And adding seafood like in the song to the cake... are you kidding? They should have done it without the noise; it's in da rules. A petite comical moment comes around with an empty plate for no sample and turning off the TV after "thinking about it". I give it 4/5 Stars for moderate effort.

Number 3:
From suryabuchwald; Video10: The introductory animation is totally uncalled for, and the sharp fangs poping out take away from the potential cuteness. The dude showing off his PS2 controller and using it in time to the background "bum bum" that sounds more like the Super Mario Bros. theme is somewhat clever. But it wasn't all that swift. And purposly rapidly tapping buttons for multi punch, chop, kick, etc. Again, another rule-breaking of music in place of a-capella. And his grin is stupid and ugly. But for the cleverly creative effort, I give it 4/5 Stars.

Number 4:
From Billjones; Video4: I liked his multi-use of different vehicles; functional and otherwise. The antlers are uncalled for though; too silly. And adding a boombox like as if his a-capella song is being played from it adds a fun boost to the video. His cat was cute with the headphones on him. For his video, I give him 4/5 Stars.

Number 5:
From DSiferd; Video8: It has good use of being inside a car, but is that an airbag or a pillow? And what is up with the wierd dude with the leaves on his head; and the drills serves no purpose. To better his video, I would suggest keeping all the shots within in his car; not switching it from his living room. But he gave good effort in rappin' a-capella. I give this video 3.5/5 Stars.

Number 6:
From aprelewsky; Video3: It was cute using the "Guarenteed to Catch Her Heart" screen from the game to introduce the video. But once again, there is someone in the background giving music to this should-be a-capella performance. The two gentlemen, from the way they interact, they remind me of George and Lenny from "Of Mice & Men". Overall, I give this video 3.5/5 Stars.

Number 7:
From ajbrewer; Video2: Unlike the Topping Lucky 7 Video of CWCSonichu; this one is dropped to this low position for the guy's show-offmanship. Who does he think he is with his sunglasses and hood, Snoop Dog or Elvis? He portrayed a depressed single man living in a one-person apartment. I pity the fool for his show-off act, but I commend him for his effort in his a-capella performance. I give him 3/5 Stars.

Number 8:
From scottteichmer; Video9: I felt his camera was too close in his face for him to be higher in the ranks. Although I liked the humor in the use of his monkey doll, and I commend him for his a-capella performance. The downfall, of course, was being too close to his face. I give him 3/5 Stars.

Number 9:
From chrisadams; Video6: The downfall of this young man's performance is the static from his singing and breathing; it made me want to turn away, because it was too loud and annoying. But he did what he could; he had his cheat-sheet in his hand and he gave an a-capella performance. I give him 2.5 Stars.

Number 10:
From brudell; Video5: Don't correct me; these dudes had energy and rubber ducks. The only thing that puts him at the bottom was the rediculous way he was dressed up, his hairdo, and the guy was obviously...the opposite of Straight. ):( This is the worst of the bunch. I give him 1 Star for his effort, but that's all.

If the clock hasn't struck Midnight on this July 31, 2007, you can still place your VOTE for any one of the ten. But I HIGHLY reccommend giving it up for the Autistic warrior who gave his effort to get closer to his girlfriend, so he can have a better future for her and himself...

<nowiki>**</nowiki>LUCKY VIDEO NUMBER 7; CWCSonichu**

Thank you for reading this review, and happy voting. :)
}}

==31 [[July 2007]] 20:23 — I'm nervously anxious.==

''I'm nervously anxious.'' by Sonichu

{{quotebox|
The Polls are closed, and I am anxious to find out if I am **Number 1** of the Rappas or not. I REALLY want that trip to Seattle, so I can be with my sweet Megan longer than usual and have fun together. I Luv her so much.

I wish they would have at least left a link for the rules, so I could check the details for comfort. And I wanted to check which PSP (Core, Entertainment, Giga, etc.) is in the grand prize.
}}

''Contest'' by rapt00r

{{quotebox2|
Best of luck!
}}

==1 [[August 2007]] 15:17 — Re: Guitar Hero II on PS3!!!==

''I can help'' by Sonichu

{{quotebox|
Chris Chan

I have been having fun on my own with Guitar Hero 1 and 2 (Encore soon) on my Playstation 3; the ONLY thing that is reversed is the Strum Bar... When it's strummed UP, it is read as DOWN and vice-versa, and for some reason, it doesn't seem to recognize my Whammy Bar for some reason.

I see is as no big deal during the songplay, but when I'm going up and down the menu, I have to remember the bar is reversed.

REMEMBER to NOT press the PS button after the Sixaxis disconnects itself from the system as the game loads. And be sure to hook the converted guitar AFTER selceting the game disc from the XMB; otherwise it will swerve all the way to the far left of the XMB.

Rock ON!
}}

==1 [[August 2007]] 15:21 — Bladestorm Japan Demo==

''Bladestorm Japan Demo'' by Sonichu

{{quotebox|
I have just downloaded the demo from the Japan Store. Can anyone describe the control functions to me? If only I could understand Japanese.
}}

==4 [[August 2007]] — Adam Stackhouse!!!==

''Adam Stackhouse!!!'' by Sonichu

{{quotebox|
This is directed mostly to Adam Stackhouse; the S.O.B. who was the Alphabetically First Video in the PaRappa Contest and got WRONGFULLY the big prize. This JERK's Video WAS AGAINST The NO MUSIC RULE!!!! His, Suryabuchwald and Aprelewsky's VIDEO ALL SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFIED because they ALL HAD MUSIC!!!!

In any case, I LOATHE Adam and his Sister for STEALING my one chance at taking my Sweet Gal-Friend to Seattle; it would have been terriffic. I might have even been able to change her outlook on not planning on having children (she and I are both virgins; although I am a FRUSTRATED, High-Functionally AUTISTIC, 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN. And I LOATHE Surybuchwald and Aprelewsky as well, because their MUSIC probably landed those JERKS in 2nd and 3rd.

I don't have much going on for me really, because I have been the dog in America's favorite game, "KICK THE AUTISTIC" for my whole life.

I curse those seven people (between the cast of the three illegal videos) to DIE and BURN!

As for Adam, if he is reading this and is asking, "You've got something to say to me?" I do, P.S. F*** You, you Dream Smashing Son of a B****!
}}

''.'' by TonicBH

{{quotebox2|
Sweet jesus mercy criminy, once is enough!

And man. Calling somebody out like that is so not cool. It might help for you to read the site guidelines, hopefully realize your mistake and promptly delete these.
}}

''Whoa!'' by SolidusPrime

{{quotebox2|
If I were you I'd listen to Tonic. This is one post that can easily get you in hot water here!
}}

''Excuse Me'' by Yukino

{{quotebox2|
Sonichu, can you please remove this blog and the other 3 blogs which you posted about this topic? These are extremely pointless posts, and even if you were to keep a cleaned up version of one around, you still only need one blog.

Thank you,
Yukino - GAP Moderator
}}

''Indeed..'' by Defions

{{quotebox2|
As for the winner, I believe the "music" they were using was probably allowed because it sounded more like both of them beat-boxing in the background, not neccesarily music, but I'm not the judge in the contest.

Don't worry, there are plenty more contests coming up, I'm sorry to hear you didn't win, just keep trying.
}}

''Easy Now...'' by pixelsword

{{quotebox2|
The king of Israel answered, "Tell him: 'One who puts on his armor should not boast like one who takes it off.' "

-I Kings 20:11

...Rules I guess were loosely appplied? Anyways, I'd Erase this and just be the bigger man: You'll have another chance and there are other contests. How many contests would you win if you're kicked out of the GAP?
}}

''Dude Chill Out'' by Neo Bahamut Knight

{{quotebox2|
For one this blog is pointless and could get you banned.

Two: If you feel you have a valid complaint I would write those in charge of the contest and demand an appeal or at least a ruling to the validity of the win. Ask them why their video was an acception.

All you are doing is venting and slandering to ppl that you are mad at. If you are in the right then fight back the right way. Not like this. This way is totally pointless.
}}

''I am sure there will be'' by DESTROYER41139

{{quotebox2|
I am sure there will be many more chances to win trips or other prize.No need to call someone out by name and cuss them that is pretty immature of you. Sony must not have thought it was against the rules because they allowed it.
}}

''I Thought It Was Good.'' by Kream85

{{quotebox2|
I really thought it was the best there, you shouldnt attack them.

Its Catchy.
}}

''SHUT UP AND GO READ THE OFFICIAL RULES!!!!'' by Sonichu

{{quotebox|
I HAVE DONE MY HOMEWORK, AND THE PLAYSTATION PEOPLE KNOW OF THEIR ERRORS.

JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED, OR I AM NOT AUTISTIC.
}}

''...'' by no_i_am_chuck

{{quotebox2|
''I am a FRUSTRATED, High-Functionally AUTISTIC, 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN.''

You needn't have written that...it isn't hard to tell from your post.
}}

''. . .'' by bobdblob

{{quotebox2|
Ummm. I'm speechless. All I can say is that this really dosn't belong here.
}}

''OK...'' by no_i_am_chuck

{{quotebox2|
Leave Sonichu alone now.

His time is measured.
}}

''NIAC is correct'' by jonson

{{quotebox2|
Sonichu is on a time out, his other posts are deleted, and we're done here.

'''GAP Admin'''
}}

==4 [[September 2007]] — I've been having trouble connecting to the PSN since I upgraded to 1.92==

''I've been having trouble connecting to the PSN since I upgraded to 1.92'' by Sonichu

{{quotebox|
I've been having trouble connecting to the PSN since I upgraded to 1.92.

On the Internet Connection Test, it WAS able to obtain the IP Address and connect to the internet, but it has failed to connect to the Playstation Network.

Has anyone else had this problem since upgrading to the 1.92 software?

Also, what is the official reading of features for 1.92?

Please reply with comments. Thank You.
}}

==5 [[September 2007]] — Re: PSN log in troubles==

''I have since I've installed the 1.92 Update'' by Sonichu

{{quotebox|
I have been having this problem since I've installed the 1.92 Update. I've tried rebooting my PS3 many times, and I still have the problem. The distance from the router does not matter, I can tell you that.

It's either some PSN maintanence, or there was a humongous Glitch in the 1.92. It really Grinds My Gears.

Chris Chan
}}

==12 [[September 2007]] — PSP Update 3.7==

''PSP Update 3.7'' by Sonichu

{{quotebox|
Under careful consideration after research on 3.7, I did download it (25MB space required) and install it onto my PSP.

-It features the Music/Photo at same time feature (like the PS3).
-The awesome ability to select a 60-second chapter increment of a saved Movie file.
-And the button assignment for Remote Play makes it easier to play the Doko Demo Issyo Mainichi Issyo game, as well as zooming in or out while browsing the internet.

The PSP Spot Icon under the Internet icon; I consider that a Bonus Short-Cut to the Japan PSP Browser.

While currently, after the update, it has become unable to establish a connection to check for the update (likely because of having just updated), when Sony of America adds a newer update BEYOND 3.7, and if I am unable to locate it through "Network Update" search, I can still download it from the official US website through my PC.

Gotta keep the American Sony People on their toes when word gets out about the Next Update, that they give it a NUMBER 3.71 or HIGHER.

In a nutshell, I personally reccomend updating to 3.7 now, if applicable.
}}

==12 [[September 2007]] — Re: Finally Spurged...Need Everyone's Help!!!==

''I was a Newbie just Last Sept. 4.'' by Sonichu

{{quotebox|
I had just bought the game myself after downloading the 1.92 update; needless to say, I was unable to go online for a while. Delayed WarHawking.

But to get my feet wet, I did not select "ONLINE", instead I selected the second option, where it would play with closeby PS3s. It allowed me to walk about, drive a jeep, tank, fly a jet or whatever without the stressful shooting gallery.

I highly reccommend just getting your feet wet before fighting online via wi-fi; select the closeby PS3 option.

Have fun, fellow beginner. :)

Chris Chan
}}

==27 [[September 2007]] 20:42 — Quick Question...==

''Quick Question...'' by Sonichu

{{quotebox|
Has anyone tried hooking a wired 360 controller into a PS3 USB port and seeing if it would function like a normal controller?
}}

==27 [[September 2007]] 20:46 — Re: Yeah I'm Sick of this, anyone want to buy my Warhawk?==

''Yeah I'm Sick of this, anyone want to buy my Warhawk?'' by templar_syd

{{quotebox2|
Ok, the guy keeps killing me with like nothing, he respawned at the same place even when it was my teams base, 4 knife 2 grenades head on would not kill him.....I'm sooo fricking sick of this horses***, Today seems even worse than most days. My team was like nothing but 5 year olds and the same like 5 people from the other team were near impossible to kill even when using a knife 4-6 times on them, then rest of their team was like 1 hit from behind but not those 5. Warhawk needs an overhaul big time. I was sooo ticked that I wasted a perfectly good cherry jones soda against the door...but thats all cleaned up now.... unlike Suckhawk err, Warhawk
}}

''LOL NOOB. HAHAHA getting so'' by Phillip_Cat

{{quotebox2|
LOL NOOB.

HAHAHA getting so pissed over a game.

I hope you missed a piece of glass and you gash your foot open.

1 (800) LEARN-2-PLAY
}}

''reply'' by Sonichu

{{quotebox|
EDIT your language!
}}

==31 [[October 2007]] — Where is the Behind the Scenes Video==

''Where is the Behind the Scenes Video'' by Sonichu

{{quotebox|
I just got my copy of [[God of War]] Chains of Olympus yesterday. I've completed the Attica Level successfully. The package of the demo disc said that it had the "Bringing an Epic to PSP" video in the demo. I have found the Walkthrough, but not the Bringing an Epic video. Where is it on that demo?

Chris Chan
}}

==9 [[August 2008]] — Playstation EyeCreate REQUIRED OPTION==

''Playstation EyeCreate REQUIRED OPTION'' by Sonichu

{{quotebox|
I would really like the ability to import photo, audio and video files already saved on my PS3's HDD, accessable on the XMB, so I can actually have them available to add into a movie in progress.
}}

==14 [[December 2008]] — Re: **Playstatoin Home Suggestions**==

''The Hand-Held Device'' by Sonichu

{{quotebox|
I had the Closed Beta for Home in my Japan Account; although it was in Japanese. Anyway, I LOVED the in-Home PSP for the hand-held device.

What we have NOW in the Open Home is, IMHO, a stupid-looking IDK-what-the-heck-it-is device.

Please Bring Back the In-Home PSP.

Chris Chan
}}

==External links==

*[http://gap.us.playstation.com/?q=blog/68100 Chris's GAP blog] (PSN account required to view)

{{The Internet}}

[[Category:Historical Documents]]

Adult Swim posts

2011-11-03T05:53:06Z

Penman28: /* Chris on his heart level (April 2009) */

[[Image:ASforumavatar.jpg|thumb|right||Chris's oddly appropriate choice of forum avatar.]]

In mid-2009, someone discovered '''posts''' made by Chris on the [[Adult Swim]] message boards.<ref>[http://boards.adultswim.com/adultswim/profile?user.id=399954 http://boards.adultswim.com/adultswim/profile?user.id=399954]</ref> Below are all of Chris's posts, edited only for wiki formatting and links for clarification.

His response to ''Robot Chicken'' is particularly interesting. Not only does Chris describe his Sonichu comics as a [[parody]] when they are nothing of the sort, he also has no idea how to react to a genuine parody, even of the simplest and most obvious kind.

Some time in the spring of 2009, Chris's forum account was hacked. The perpetrator posted a few messages and a new signature using Chris's identity; they are not excerpted here. Every post at the source link below after the 2008 revelation of his Meatwad guitar is, unfortunately, not the TRUE and HONEST word of Chris-chan.
==Posts==
===Chris colors his DVD cover (February 2005)===
{{quotebox|Hey AS, this is Christian Chandler. I've enjoyed your fun programming...except [[Wikipedia:Aqua Teen Hunger Force|ATHF]]. Other than that, I've purchased [[Wikipedia:The Brak Show|the Brak Show]] Volume 1 DVD Set, and I colored it in, and put my signiture on it. If you show the images on AS Thursdays, please also mention my Sonichu Site! Check it out on http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm. [[Sonichu]] is my [[Pokémon|Pokemon]], just so you know.

I am unable to insert the images, but you all can access them at <nowiki>http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/BrakColor1.jpg</nowiki> and <nowiki>http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/BrakColor2.jpg</nowiki>}} 

{{quotebox|In addition to my previous post, you may need to type the adress to the image instead of clicking on them. sorry. }}

===Chris complains about ''Robot Chicken'' (February 2005)===
{{quotebox|I've just watched the 1st episode of [[Wikipedia:Robot Chicken|Robot Chicken]], and I most enjoyed the [[Transformers]] portion of the episode. Only a few things about it seem wierd to me... If Optimus was "Taking a leak," shouldn't he have expelled transmission fluid, and later have found OIL in it, not blood. Also, "Killed 50 humans?" I've been a fan of Transformers my whole life, so I know what I'm saying here; the Autobots care more for the humans than that, so they shouldn't have cheered for something so sad. Also, I'd really hope to see more Transformers segments int furure episodes of Robot Chicken. Here's a suggestion for a future segment... Megatron shoots Bumblebee, causing major bodily injury. Then Optimus tends to sue Megatron. And he hires Starscream for his lawer. That's just crazy, huh? Roll out, Autobots!}}

===Chris on his Harvey Birdman contest entry (April 2005)===
{{quotebox|'''I Detest the [[Wikipedia:Harvey Birdman|Harvey Birdman]] Commercial!'''
Well, I do! :smileymad: My entry was very dramatic, and a lot BETTER than that piece of poo, or any of the others that made the top 5 as well! I'm very upset about that!

My "[[Harvey Birdman Commercial|CWC's Harvey Birdaman Spot]]" was [[Ego|the BEST]], and I feel sorry for you, Adult Swim, for not noticing that! You all should take another good look at it and seriously reconsider!}}

===Chris on ''Crayon Shin-chan'' and ''The Super Milk Chan Show'' (August 2006)===

{{quotebox|I watched the first [[Wikipedia:Crayon Shin-chan|Shin-Chan]] last night; it was funny (but the [[Nudes|boy nudity]] is TOO MUCH). If anything you should bring in more [[anime]] with very-close-to-nude girls.

Speaking of which, [[Wikipedia:The Super Milk Chan Show|Milk-Chan]] to me sounds somewhat similar to Shin-Chan due to that they are both [[Christian Weston Chandler|silly and loud brats]]. You should consider putting the two shows back-to-back on weeknights, and call the one-hour block the Adult Kid's Meal.

Sincerely,

Lonely Virgin in Virginia, searching for a Sweetheart-Soulmate.}}

===Chris on Custom My Little Ponies (August 2006)===
{{quotebox|I've noticed that many people like to make their oun custom ponies; [[Wikipedia:Seth Green|Seth Green]] is one of them. But I couldn't really make out the Un-Cutie Marks of each of the ponies. Can I see what they looked like?

If they can't be bought, someone else will make one of their own.

[www.custompony.com]}}

===Chris on his Meatwad Guitar (May 2008)===
{{quotebox|Check it out, I've been wanting to do it since [[Wikipedia:Rock Band|Rock Band]] came out, and finally I get a seperate [[Guitar]] to make into [[Wikipedia:Meatwad|Meadwad]]'s Shreddful Guitar (copy and paste links).

http://a628.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/77/m_c65ca2d3baf6b2042ec125597edae583.jpg

http://a496.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/73/mc09e01d4ad5e4c0c66823f48b2fa3307.jpg

http://a614.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/mee33414077e472f5e28199d65d222185.jpg

http://a354.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/101/mbe25ba399ff788ea45f592bcd3bc0b79.jpg }}

===Chris spamming his "Holding Out for a Hero" music video (April 2009)===
{{quotebox|I've recently made my own music video of "Holding Out For a Hero sang by Bonnie Tyler, It's dedicated to my current sweetheart Ivy. What does everyone think about it(I believe it turned out pretty great if I do say so myself). <nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7XrVgM5E6Y&feature=channel_page</nowiki>
----
Hey Sonichu Fans check out my website at [[CWC's_Sonichu_Site!#cwcville.com (April 2009 - May 2009)|cwcville.com]] }}

In response to a claim that Chris may not be the real Christian Weston Chandler:

{{quotebox|Hey, let me tell you THIS is not a JOKE, this is a sendout to my beloved sweatheart and one of my Favourite of songs. Also no troll could pose as me on this site, unless they made this account AT LEAST 4 years ago.
----
Hey Sonichu Fans check out my website at cwcville.com }}

===Chris on his [[heart level]] (April 2009)===
{{quotebox|My heart has been broken down to 15% before. I was trying to get a 18- to my age year old sweetheart at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|my college]] when [[Mary Lee Walsh|MARY LEE WALSH]] ripped up the [[Attraction sign|SIGNS]] I used that said "I'm a single guy looking for a 18- to my year old [[boyfriend-free girl]]". My heart was shattered down to 15% until I met [[Hanna|a girl]] and it went back up to 100% but it was a JOKE being pulled on ME so at the end of our mini-date at the [[McDonald's|macdonalds]] she said it was just a joke. That Brought my Heart down to 10%.

This is ALL that bloody Mary Lee Walsh's fault.
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Hey Sonichu Fans check out my website at cwcville.com}}

===Chris on internet security (April 2009)===
{{quotebox|Maybe you do suspect my account has been hacked but that is little more than just your INTERPRETATION of the situation. From my side of things I can TRULY and HONESTLY say that I have not been hacked, With god on my side I do not kid you when I say that I am the TRUE and REAL Christian Weston Chandler.

I do admit things like my old websites were hacked, but I've Learned from that mistake and increased my Password strength accoridngly.
----
Hey Sonichu Fans check out my website at cwcville.com}}

== Sources ==
<references/>

{{The Internet}}
[[Category:Historical Documents]]

Chris and negotiation

2011-11-01T08:29:56Z

Penman28: /* Miyamoto saga */ link lie video

{{quote|[[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'M WORKIN' ON IT!!!]]| Christian Weston Chandler on everything and anything}}
[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|Chris waiting for his [[china]] to come to him]]
[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|The same 2 weeks later]]
When dealing with [[Chris]], trolls often experience a unique form of '''negotiation'''. Due to a severe sense of [[Chris and his Ego|entitlement]], a [[Barb|lifetime of coddling]] and [[autism|other factors beyond his control]], Christian Weston Chandler has no grasp of how to compromise, and often fails to understand what sort of bargaining position he's in.

Often, trolls blackmailing Chris will find him making demands of them, as if he were the one with leverage. Conversely, some have experienced the oddity of having Chris run away from a situation where he was purposely given the upper hand. When it comes to dealing with Chris directly, one can only expect that he will always take the path of least resistance, even if it doesn't benefit him.

==Concept of compromise==
Negotiation is based on compromise. Both parties must work together and make concessions to each other in order to find the best possible solution to their problems in a satisfactory manner. Chris doesn't understand this, and arguably ''cannot'' understand this, given his severely stunted ability to understand that other people have thoughts and feelings that differ from his own. Being completely ego-centric, Chris believes that, in any exchange, both parties must share the same viewpoint: his. Chris can't stand any form of prolonged confrontation and quickly tires if his demands aren't met exactly as he has made them.

On numerous occasions, Chris has tried to negotiate either by making ridiculous demands or outright refusing to give anything up (or do anything at all for that matter). After he makes his case, his mind is "closed on the matter" and he is unwilling to budge. When further pressed, he often shuts down completely and walks away from the table, into the waiting arms of his [[PS3|hugbox]].

==Examples of negotiation==

===Mary Lee Walsh===
One of the earliest examples of Chris's attempts at negotiations was after his expulsion from his [[PVCC|community college]]. In [[Chris emails 2004-2006#February 2004|emails]] between [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and himself, Chris was unapologetic about a violent outburst that he had had in their previous meeting. Instead of apologizing, Chris offered to "never hang notes on the wall again", and to consider "stopping my Silent Treatment" of Susan Hannifan, a PVCC Guidance Counselor<ref>[http://www.pvcc.edu/counseling_services/disability_services.php]</ref>. To further sweeten the deal, Chris offered to "knock[...] [Walsh] and Susan up my scale of Respect each by 2 points". Ignoring the horrible choice of words in regards to "knocking up" two of his female superiors, Chris believed that an imaginary measurement of his personal opinion was an [[Chris and his ego|extremely important]] bargaining chip. This is an example of how Chris behaves in negotiations where he wants something from another person - by offering minimal effort on his part, but expecting full returns from the other party.

===Miyamoto saga===
During the Nintendo saga, [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] stated that Chris must meet him at Nintendo's American headquarters in Redmond, Washington. Chris handled this by making a [[CWC Update 26 January 2009|video]] where he pretended to come back from Redmond, when he actually never left the house. Chris demanded that the CEO of an international company come to HIS house and meet with him. When Chris was pressed as to why the meeting had to be at his house, Chris said that he had no money. When he was asked why he had no money, he said he had no job. When he was asked why he didn't have a job, Chris made various excuses and cited his very brief employment at [[Wendy's]]. He also insulted Miyamoto, asking him "Are you the "Mario" who Plays Fair, or the "Bowser/Koopa" who Cheats and Lies?" This sort of "pass the buck" attitude is very common when dealing with Chris. Nothing negative can ever be his fault.

===[[Audiobooks]]===
In [[2009]], Chris came into contact with [[Vivian Gee]], a white knight who eventually turned troll. Vivian was very helpful to Chris at first, but Chris refused to hear any of her input. As a result, their relationship soured, and Vivian started a popular Sonichu parody audio book that Chris despised. [[4 September 2009|Chris ranted and raved]], demanding that audio books be removed. They were not, but one month later, Chris quickly changed his tune. After taking out a [[Chris and copyright|copyright]] on the [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|NAME "Sonichu"]], Chris believed he now had magical copyright powers, and demanded that Vivian give him 25% of all the profits she'd made from the audiobooks (SPOILER ALERT: 25% of zero is zero). Suddenly, something that he had made death threats over, was not only welcome, but he was demanding to be part of it.

===Jack Thaddeus===
When Jack stole Chris's [[PSN]] accounts, Chris asked him "Why don't you come down to my house yourself in person, unless you are the cowardly weakling?" Jack had to remind him that he (Jack) held all the cards, and Chris was in no position to make demands.

===Sweetheart sagas===
Whenever Chris wants to meet one of his "[[sweethearts]]" in real life, he usually wants them to come to him, no matter how difficult such a trip would be. He wanted [[PandaHalo]] to come to him despite her living in Australia. He wanted [[Julie]] to come to him even though she was supposedly a poor immigrant who couldn't afford a car or bus fare. He wanted [[Kacey]] to come to him even though she lived in the D.C. area, which is an hour or so from Ruckersville.

One of the most recent sweethearts, [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]], was willing to have a relationship with Chris as long as he tried to become a better person. Instead of trying to put more effort and try to better himself, he decided to end things.

During the Julie saga, Chris made a number of deals with [[Clyde Cash]] and [[The Miscreants]], all of which he reneged on:

*In the first deal, Chris agreed to do a video where he came out of the closet in order to save Julie's life. In the [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_February_5th,_2009#Take_1|first take]], he called himself a "[[gaybian]]", which was done so that he could somehow say he was gay without actually calling himself gay. He did a [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_February_5th,_2009#Take_2|second take]] where he clearly stated that he was being forced to say he was gay. When he actually did call himself a homosexual, he mumbled it and stated he was "guhhhhh".

*The second deal was that Chris would clean his room in order to save Julie's life and that he would do a video in order to prove it was clean. In order to avoid actually having to clean his room, he merely pushed some of his stuff aside and filmed his floor for 30 seconds before he did his [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009|Captain's Log]].

*The final deal resulted in the infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself]] call. [[BlueSpike]], as both Julie and her kid brother Max, had gained access to Chris's [[PSN]] account. In the guise of Max, he offered Chris an ultimatum: The PSN and Yahoo accounts or Julie. In a conversation before the call, Chris told Max that he chose Julie, believing that, like in the movies and TV, he would get both back for "making the right choice". Right when "Max" put "Julie" on, Chris immediately asked "her" to get his PSN and Yahoo back. Failing that, he tried to guilt Max into giving it back to him. In the main call, Max gives Chris one last chance to change his choice. He sticks with Julie, despite the hold that his PSN account has over him. When Max threatened to sell his account on eBay, he revealed that he "made the right choice" and that he deserves his PSN.

===Chris, CWCipedia captain===
When he was given [[CWCipedia|his own wiki]] for free, he demanded complete executive control from day one. In Chris's mind this meant that every demand he made would be fulfilled by the staff, and that anything done without his permission would be removed immediately. He insisted on a gaudy background, and [[CWCipedia#Traitorous_mutiny|threatened to stop working]] whenever the [[Cogsdev|webmaster]] displeased him. Later, when [[Jack Thaddeus]] graciously paid for the CWCipedia's webspace with ads featuring homoerotic images, Chris went on a tirade and immediately demanded that they be taken down, yet refused to even consider paying for his own website. When removal failed, he said that he wanted them to be smaller, as if he had some say in how large advertisements were. Chris had no concept of how advertising worked, but merely assumed that he had the final say in everything.

Later, during the "popularity contest" between ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' and ''[[Asperchu]]'', he tried to make amends with [[Alec Benson Leary]] in an effort to remove ''Asperchu'' ads from the front page of the CWCipedia. However, instead of making reparations, Chris demanded that Alec tell his fans to go back to ''Sonichu''. Chris, who was in no position to make requests, attached several "clauses" to his apologies. In fact, Chris's list of demands was larger than the apology they were bundled with. All of this came after Chris drew a comic where he broke into Alec's house, stole a dating game from his [[Xbox]] 360, blew up said Xbox, and freed a group of [[Rosechus]] that he implied were the victims of sexual abuse. After finally fulfilling most of Alec's requests in a substandard and slapdash manner, Chris killed him, his webmaster and two other comic artists in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] as some sort of childish form of revenge.

===PlayStation 3===
Often, trolls will gain access to Chris's PSN, and make various demands. The most common of these demands is that he sell or throw out some of his beloved toys or games. Despite his claims that he plays with everything in his room, a quick glance at his PSN account shows otherwise. Most of his PSN activity is divided between ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'', ''[[God of War]] 3'' and ''[[ModNation Racers]]'', which leaves most of his [[List of Chris's games|vast collection of games]] untouched. Even though he doesn't use the majority of the toys and games he owns, he refuses to sell them. This refusal is usually followed up by him saying that he doesn't have the money to do something that would improve his life.

Between late [[August 2010]] and early [[September 2010]], Chris was met with the opportunity (not really) of gaining $9,001 in exchange for the [[The MovingForward videos|destruction of]] [[ItIsFinished.MOV|his PS3]]. Needless to say, [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|it didn't go well]]. The bounty was only for trolls and was, in turn, fake. However, Chris tried to haggle (albeit ''very'' poorly) with [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] to get something that never existed. The ultimate result of this was Chris [[Charlottesville Fashion Square#Chris captured on video|actually waiting for his money at the Charlottesville Fashion Square]] after being tricked into going there. After realizing he had been tricked, he ended by telling them to "go point at your own damn snouts and Oink like [[South Park|Eric Cartman]], and then [[Rape]] yourselves with your own Damn [[Sex toys|Darth Maul Dual Light Saber]]."

===[[3DS Flipnote|Flipnote Studio on 3DS]]===
In one of Chris's many [[Flipnote Studio]] creations, he requests that Nintendo port the software to their 3DS platform. In typical Chris fashion, his animation consists of him [[Chris and anger|yelling loudly]] and demanding that Nintendo bring the software to the 3DS. Chris had sped his voice up to the point where it's hard to decipher what he's saying, but he assumes that being loud will get you what you want. Throughout the entire animation, his tone of voice and choice of words suggest that [[Chris and Ego|he's under the impression that he's some sort of spokesperson]] for all Flipnote users.

===[[Calling Out|Calling Out videos]]===
Returning to [[YouTube]] after an 8-month hiatus, Chris decided to confront two of his trolls, [[Surfshack Tito]] and [[Thorg]] over what they've done and demanding that Tito apologize to Sony over the hackings and to [[The Wallflower]] for "breaking them up", then give him [[Chris and money|$1000 US Dollars]], and telling Thorg to apologize for putting up pictures years ago and to put up a non-slanderous billboard saying that Chris IS STRAIGHT. He also wants them to remove all contributions to the [[CWCki]]. If these weren't done, he'd reveal their pictures and possible other dox and have the trolls troll them.

Unlike the incident involving [[Clyde Cash]] resulting in [[Twin Falling Towers|a very poorly made decision]], Chris honestly believes he has the upper hand and can finally pay back against some of his trolls. However, what he's doing isn't a negotiation, but an [[Chris and the Law|extortion]], expecting these goals to be completed or they were to suffer the consequences with Chris doing nothing on his part.

==Chris's Tactics==
===Ignoring reality===
When Chris is faced with a task requiring any effort on his part, or involves something that does not benefit him, he completely ignores it. Chris automatically disregards anything that will not benefit him immediately, or almost immediately. The hardest part of negotiating with Chris, is that, if you make a demand that he does not agree to, he shuts down. Like a spoiled infant, Chris will not even deal with something that isn't self-serving and easy.

On the other hand, when you have something Chris wants, Chris will not give up until he has acquired it, on his own terms. When the road to a reward has a sign that bluntly says Chris is not eligible, he will attempt to get the reward anyway, or claim that the rules are discriminatory and unfair. Chris will pursue his goal thoughtlessly and simplemindedly, often ignoring even the idea that he might not get what he wants. In the process, he frequently acts as if he has some sort of leverage even in situations where this is manifestly not the case — he continually made demands of the CWCipedia's administrators, for instance, despite the fact that they had full control over the website and he had none.

===Altering reality===
In some instances (the rare ones that he actually does what he was instructed to), anything said or done he feels slandered his good name he will simply state are lies and instruct everyone to ignore them, then will [[Mailbag 2|close his mind]] on the subject. This is retarded for two reasons. By telling his "fans" to ignore the lies, he is alerting "fans" that are a little behind on what's happening with Chris of their existence, making more people see them than would have if he didn't acknowledge them. He is also showing he is clearly aware of their existence, and still insisting they are lies.

===Delays===
When Chris has to meet a requirement during a negotiation (ESPECIALLY deadlines), he will explain that he is "working on it". To Chris, saying this is an acceptable substitute for actual work, whether or not he is indeed "working on it". If, in his own good time, Chris feels inclined to fulfill the deal, he'll submit whenever he wants to, regardless of the original agreement, well after the deadline. If the agreement was that he would receive something for the "work" done, he will demand it unceasingly, despite not holding up his end of the deal in any way, shape, or form.

Even if Chris somehow agrees to a set of terms, he will try to get around them. If he agrees to give something up for someone, he will go behind that person's back in order to get it back so that he could have both. If he agrees to draw a comic, he will most likely do something easier, like make a video or write a blog entry, figuring that that counts as work. If he agrees to willingly slander himself (like calling himself gay, for instance), he'll either mumble it so that it's incomprehensible, or he'll hide his face.

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==References==
<references />

{{Chris and}}

Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010

2011-10-25T08:40:23Z

Penman28: /* What the fuck did you do to this woman? — 22 April */

This page lists emails exchanged between Chris and [[Vivian Gee]] during [[2010]].

They mostly consist of Vivian trying to sort out Chris's finances, force him to release ''Sonichu'' comics on schedule, and generally act like a proper human being. Unsurprisingly, he doesn't, and Vivian gives up.
==Emails==
===2 January ===

{{EmailReply|WHY are you going on with that stupid FAKE [[HEX-BOX]] GAME? Or, if you do wish to continue on, I wish for a COPY of that disc for myself, Please, so I can take it to a [[GameStop]] and check it out for myself on their
Console Station.

Also, in response to your recent letters I have received:

-I have no plans on selling my consoles, but I do have big plans on [[Chris_and_money|Saving]]. Plus, mostly when I eat out, it's with my mom and dad, and they foot those bills then. Just to let you know. 
-And I had no idea about that with the [[Coca Cola]] company. And with that, I am addressing the issue that has the [[Cwcipedia]] down for the time by accepting the responsibility of the discussions with the Coca Cola Company, apologizing and all that. I have informed the SysOp of that, and I have uploaded my statement onto my [[YouTube]]. I am still awaiting the e-mail(s) about that.

Love and Peace, 
Christian C.}}

{{Email|You must have SOMETHING you don't use to sell. There's so much shit you have. Like old games, old consoles, old [[toys]], old ANYTHING. Pay off your debt faster so interest doesn't rape you up the ass.

And I didn't make the game. Someone else did and I have no idea where they went. They told me to post the videos. So yeah, I dunno anything about the game at this point.}}

{{EmailReply|I agree with you. Anyway, can you still make a copy of that game disc for me, or can you at least tell me the name(s) of the person/people who put it together? I am intrigued with their "Beta" Disc and its contents.

Also, I still wait for a response from Coca Cola or the SysOp. I GET IT; I SCREWED UP, but I had good reasons behind it; I was SICK and TIRED of the MISLABELINGS, [[Jack]]'s Ads, AND even the Letters of the [[gay]] men TALKING TO ME VERY STUPIDLY. >:(

<nowiki>*[[sigh]]*</nowiki>

I still accept full responsibility of my actions.

Stay Safe, 
Christian C.}}

{{Email|
I broke off with them months ago. I don't even know their real names.

You know how many mixed signals you give off about your sexuality?

Let me list 10:
1. [[Sex toys|Dildos]]/[[vibrator]], yes we know you got them as gifts, but WHY WOULD YOU GET THEM AS GIFTS IF YOU WEREN'T ORDERING GAY PRODUCTS. Think about it. Order straight products: get straight gifts. Order gay products: get gay gifts. Think about it. 
2. [[My Little Ponies]]. For girls. 
3. Drinking [[semen]]. Pretty gay. 
4. Having random images of [[penis]]es get into your head.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3]]</ref> Pretty gay. 
5. Watching [[Sailor Moon]]. For girls. 
6. [[Axe]]. It doesn't work. That stuff fuckin' sucks. It's for men who want to pretend to be men. 
7. [[Britney Spears]]. For girls and gay men. 
8. You sang [[I Love the Nightlife]], a gay/lesbian pride song. 
9. Sex and the City<ref>[[PS3 History Level]]</ref>. For girls and gay men. 
10. No male friends, just [[gal-pals]] who you never went any further 0th base.

there, 10 things I could think of. It's no fucking wonder other people get confused.

Anyway, when the Cwcipedia gets back up (hopefully), you better have like 10 pages done. And since I guess you don't have to do any mailbags during the interim, just do something. [[Mailbag 21#Chris has something in common with Billy Joel|You said you could play the harmonica]]. Then do it.

also, you didn't comment about the selling of your old stuff. you should.}}

{{EmailReply|I see. Well, let me address your signals accordingly,

1. The website is www.adameve.com; they give you a Free Random Gift with a purchase of $17 or more; RANDOM. I have ordered ONLY Woman Love Dolls and DVDs from there. It doesn't really matter with them; when the Free Gift is of Their Choice, NOT MINE, it is a surprise. 
2. I have tucked all but a select few and my Custom Creations in a box in another room a few months ago. I have grown out of that as well; mainly Decorative items anyway. 
3. I was [[Fanta|RECYCLING]], until I had learned otherwise from my gal-pals, so I had stopped over a year ago. 
4. I mostly have and Enjoy Images of [[Vagina]]s, Breasts and Women in my head. The images of the contrary ONLY started when I was being Mislabeled; it relatively forced the images onto me along with the stress. I REALLY TRULY DETEST THOSE STRESSED-INDUCED NIGHTMARE IMAGES. 
5. Granted, but I have watched a LOT of [[anime|Dude Shows]] as well in my lifetime., such as [[Transformers]], [[Dragonball|Dragonball, DBZ and DBGT]], [[Wikipedia:Cowboy Bebop|Cowboy Bebob]] [''sic''], [[Wikipedia:Outlaw Star|Outlaw Star]] and many others. And I am looking up more shows of the sort from the current decade, such as [[Wikipedia:Jackass (TV series)|Jackass]] and Sports Shows and Movies. 
6. That is your opinion, yet I partially agree with you on it not attracting women so well. 
7. I enjoy HER BODY and HER VOICE; She is among my Top 3 Women Celebrities who I Would Love To Fuck; 1) [[Britney Spears]] 2) [[wikipedia: Pamela Anderson|Pamela Anderson]] 3) [[Wikipedia:Amy Jo Johnson|Amy Jo Johnson]] (the original Pink Ranger from the Mighty Morphin' [[Power Rangers]], and she starred in the movie [[Wikipedia:Susie Q (film)|Suzy Q]] [''sic'']). 
8. When I sang that, I was singing it for me Enjoying the Nightlife with WOMEN. Again, that is your opinion of the song, and if it is true, I Never Knew That. I thought the Gay's Anthem was [[Wikipedia:A-Teens|A*Teens]]' "[[Wikipedia:Dancing Queen (song)|Dancing Queen]]". 
9. I DID NOT WATCH THE WHOLE SERIES, and I watched MAINLY to [[Women's rights|CHECK OUT the Hot Bods of the Women on the show.]] 
10. Correction, I have had a few Male Friends in my lifetime. 1) I had FIVE to TEN from Kindergarten to 4th Grade. 2) Check Out the Slideshow of my Classmates from [[Providence Middle]] and [[Manchester High]]; THOSE Dudes and I were Bros. And to name just a few of them, [[Joseph Herring]], Todd Holt, Damien Coy and Matthew Booty. 3) A few I am currently friends with within my church 4) Ex-Friend/Traitor, [[Joshua Martinez]].

And the pages will be done as well. [[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N|I'll play the Harmonica soon
enough]].

Love and Peace, 
Christian C.}}

=== Go to sonichu.com — 9 January===

{{EmailReply|UGH!!! [[Peanuts|Good Grief]].

Well, to answer your first e-mail, the current status of my bank account continues to be untouched, with the past week's auto transfer of $10 to Savings, i currently has 68 in checking and 30 in savings.

And to answer the second thing, It bothers me as well, and it's been on for a short while now. To best answer your question, I refer you to the Cwcipedia's [[Mailbag]] and search for all letters from a mister [[Alec Benson Leary]].

I am currently contemplating a counter-attack, because of the current wrong ad placements on the Cwcipedia.

Also, another current topic, of which I Confide into you with full trust. I am thinking of setting aside $100 for a lady of Escort Service, or an S.T.D.-free [[Prostitute]] in other words, to have sexual intercourse with on my upcoming Birthday, February 24. I await your swift reply with your thoughts on the topic.

Still thinking of the Counter-Attack against Alec. 
Stay Safe with Love and Peace, 
Christian C.}}

{{Email|In my opinion, it would be better to put that 100 dollars to an actual girlfriend or to [[Sonichu]] (build it up to get tons of girlfriends) so you can get free sex.

In my opinion, if the claims are true and you are losing fans, you're goigg to have to step it up a lot. You're either going to have to diffuse him and find the source of his fans. Look at his wiki and find out more about him.}}

{{EmailReply|That is a good idea; I will see what dirt I can find on his...ugh...[[Asperpedia]], and maybe expose something on that. I would spend it on a Real Girlfriend, but Obviously I have had no easy luck there in finding one. And the past few weeks, I have had a bunch of snow; it has melted considerably, yet there is still a yardful and a few vehichle-size patches. And my car's battery is old, so my family and I plan on jumping it and getting a new one this week.

On another note, though, if I recall, did you mention there were a few women in your area who like me?

TTYL, 
Stay Safe, 
Christian C.}}

===13 January===

{{Email|Apparently, on the Asperpedia, there's this guy called [[Mao Ling]] apparently. he's their manager.

He's managing the shit out of them. He's got a fucking Wiki running in 6 days. He's a god compared to me.

And he has full control over the artists...you hardly respond to me...}}

{{EmailReply|I apologize for not getting back to you lately, but this is killing me too. I do respond to you. As a matter of fact, I finally have my car running again, and I still remember and am planning on making more on-the-town videos with interviews, flyers and such.

As for the Asperpedia, I understand it is editable by anyone, and I have an account created on there, but I am unsure on how to sabotage it; I mean like on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], if I make an edit, IT CAN BE UNDONE EASILY, and I CAN BE BANNED WITH...UGH..."butthurt".

I have made announcements on my YouTube about my having NO alliance with Alec, that HE is ripping off of me and all that. I am doing the best I can on this; what else do you suggest I do against that Damned Asperpedia? ALEC has even put up the Offensive Porn Ads on MY Cwcipedia; EVEN I still lack the knowledge of the code to even put such Ads on HIS Sidebar, and I DO NOT WANT TO STOOP DOWN TO THEIR LEVEL with porn ads like that.

IF you can upload a VIRUS to delete everything on HIS Asperpedia WITHOUT them being able to UNDO it and the VIRUS Eats EVERYTHING on that website and DELETES THE WHOLE THING within hours, I would appreciate that, or if you can lead me to being able to do that, I would appreciate that as well.

<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>

I'll e-mail you again tomorrow. 
Stay Safe, 
Christian C.}}

=== 15 January ===

{{Email|YOU NEED TO WORK HARDER

if you don't believe me on the numbers check each page: 
http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Special:Statistics 
http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Special:Statistics

so...what are you going to do?

interpretation of data: 
as of jan 14 
asperpedia has 300k~ views within 2 weeks 
cwcipedia has 1.3m~ views within 6 months

asperpedia will overtake you at this rate.}}

{{EmailReply|I will be making the Interview Videos, and I will be designing, printing and distributing the flyers as Planned. I would say don't worry, but I'm too worried to even feel right saying that right now. I am more pissed off at those four than frightened. I would beat the crap out of each of them if I had the chance to.

<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>

I dare say this whole mess started with MY disagreement of there being ANY Link between [[Autism]] and [[Aspergers]]; I STILL disagree with the "Scientists", regardless of how long they may have studied those psychological topics. [[Reality|EVEN if I am living a lie, I'd rather live this lie than believe that truth ever]]. [[Autism|I AM RESISTANT TO THE CHANGE!]]

TTYL,
Christian C.}}

===Calling out — 15 January===

{{EmailReply|
Also, I have the hand-drawn portions to put into the flyer, and I have written a rough-draft on the text for the flyer, I will type it up for you to read and offer your full input on:

"The [[ego|brilliant]] and [[Chris and art|hand-drawn artistic]] comic book series of Christian Weston Chandler, "Sonichu" is a series of evens around the Electric-Hedgehog, his friends and even his own creator in and around the city of [[Cwcville]], VA. This [[Honest Content|TV-Y7]] series is full of [[random-access humor|comedy]], [[death threats|action]], [[Saga|drama]] and [[sex|romance]] that [[True and Loyal Fanbase|millions of online readers]] have enjoyed within the Ten Years since Sonichu was first drawn in 2000.

The expandling library of comic book pages and more from Christian can be found Only on The Official Sonichu and Rosechu Site, also known as the Cwcipedia, at http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Front_Page.

Mr. Chandler is currently looking to expand Sonichu and his world inot the Franchise Market with [[toys]], [[video games]], mass-printed books and more. Donations, Business Connections and information are greatly appreciated. Please contact him at the address below.

All current advertisements on the Cwcipedia are not endorsed or related at all to Sonichu or Chrisitan W. Chandler, so pay NO attention to any of those at this time."

Thank you. 
Stay Safe, 
Christian C.}}

{{EmailReply|I have just looked up the "Donations" page on the Cwcipedia; they say they have reached their goal and left no information that was there before. They listed YOUR name as one of the doners; don't YOU still have Advertisement control as well? If so, then I would appreciate you taking down the [[Asperchu]] ads; I would just be sincerely DELIGHTED and most appreciative not only NOT seeing the Asperpedia Ads, but to see YOUR Audiobook Ads again. In a complimentary way, I would love having your Audiobook CDs shoved in my face instead of that Asperpedia.}}

=== some quick financial questions — 16 January ===

{{Email|how many credit cards do you have and how much debt is currently on each?

how much is in your checking and savings accounts?

just wondering how much capital you have}}

{{EmailReply|I'll send you the drawings for the flyer later, but I still would like your input on the text I wrote ASAP, please.

Currently, there is $40 in each of my Checking and Saving accounts. My father is taking care of my debts; I only have one credit card on me, and last time my father let me know, I have about $3500 or less to go. Plus I get some pocket [[money]] from my family for the small things, about $6 a day.

TTYL, 
Christian C.}}

{{Email|You might want to condense it down a bit. Correct the typos. It's a flier after all, people aren't going to want to read a 5 paragraph thing.

You need like a picture then strong title, subtitle and then a paragraph or two of info.}}

{{EmailReply|I see, can you be more specific on which I should remove or add? And I specifically said that I have less than $3500 in credit card debt.}}

{{Email|if you want me to write/edit the entire damn thing well here:

PICTURE GOES HERE

Sonichu: The Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon 
ZAP TO THE EXTREME

The brilliant and hand-drawn artistic comic book series of Christian Weston Chandler, "Sonichu" is a series of events in and around the city of Cwcville, VA. This TV-Y7 series is full of comedy, action, drama and romance that millions of online readers have enjoyed within the Ten Years since Sonichu was first drawn in [[2000]].

Visit us at: 
http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Front_Page.

Mr. Chandler is currently looking to expand Sonichu and his world with toys, video games, mass-printed books and more. Donations, Business Connections and information are greatly appreciated. Please contact him at the address below.

[ADDRESS]}}

{{EmailReply|I apologize for touching a nerve, but thank you for your input; it means a lot to me.

Stay safe, 
Christian C.}}

=== You need to clear up your debts now. — 18 January ===

{{EmailReply|Well, currently and recently I have not been spending much, and my father is keeping track of the debt and paying it from what I give him each month. Plus, I was lack in updating, because I had to do the research on the content of the Asperchu pages for what I currently have on 10 pages. I have 12 pages to color today, and I will have them uploaded later today or tonight.

I'll TTYL, 
Christian C.}}

=== Are you doing anything? — 21 January ===

{{EmailReply|I am doing a lot; I am drawing the pages, I am getting the videos, and I am informing my local public. Also, tonight, I have my first Young Adult Social Club Meeting to attend, so I will be getting good exposure there as well.

I'm just surprised to see [[Alec]] and his crew continuing to shoot themselves in the feet with Blood and Gore now; their fame will shortly be going down the toilet, just like the later season "[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]" and "[[Adult Swim|12 oz Mouse]]" episodes.

I will also be making a new announcement video to upload to YouTube in a short while.

Thank you for your support, [[Vivian]]. And I apologize for not reading your book before, and telling you the truth of how my pastor and pastoral counselor felt about it. I was soo busy dealing with my own real life problems and the Sonichu Drawings and whatnot to find time, but I will make time to read your book very soon.

I'll TTYL, 
Stay Safe and have a good day, 
Christian C.}}

=== i noticed you made a donation to haiti — 27 January===

{{EmailReply|I donated $20 to Haiti a few days ago; so that left me with over 20 in my checking. It's all good; I'll be getting the next one next Wednesday, and then we have this week's transfer putting my savings at 60. It's all cool.

Also, it actually was 3 or 4 days between Page Uploads. I had a lot to deal with in real life during those days, such as attending my first Young Adult Social Group Meeting last Friday, where I also met and hit it off well with [[The Wallflower|a nice and pretty 23-year old woman]]. So give me a break. At least I am in the groove of things, Plus I have been falling asleep earlier lately, and that leaves me with rescheduling the update times.

I'll TTYL, Stay Safe, 
Christian C.}}

=== how are you doing finance wise — 31 January ===

{{Email|i hope you haven't been putting much into video games...

i mean, more than one new game per month is way too much for your budget right now}}

{{EmailReply|I am doing well financially; after the transfer last week, I have 70 in savings now. I have been spending less on video games for your information. Have you been continuing to check the Cwcipedia lately? I've put up a bunch of posts from fans on a [[Sonichu Forum]] Site I've learned about, Sonichu Forums. The plan on re-situating the routine to match my [[Biological clock|bedtime change]] is simply draw 2 pages during the afternoon/evening of that day, then upload them the following morning. I have four pages I'm working on to upload tomorrow morning; I will be coloring them after I get offline.

I'll TTYL, 
Stay Safe, 
Christian C.}}

=== 6 February ===

{{Email|do you have any money?

i think it's time to try to go for broke

You know the [[nintendo]] store in new york? i think promoting sonichu there would be a major boost for fans and would get back some that you have lost from not updating

i honestly think this would be a good idea

let me see what your finances for february and see what we can do}}

{{EmailReply|Hey, Vivian. I'm currently having PC trouble; the fresh snow here caused a 40-minute power failure; knocked it quite a bit. I am currently unable to get it beyond its "HP Pavillion" intro screen. I can't even start up the system recovery. I'm typing this on my [[PS3]].

Also, the bank update; [[Monthly Tugboat|the 800 came in on schedule]]; 630 went to my father and my credit card, I spent about 40 to 50 on a date with [[The Wallflower|a lovely and sweet 23 year old woman]] that could not have been better. It was perfect. I'm going to take her out again in a couple of weeks, after the new 20 inches of snow melts.

I can't afford a New York trip now. I'll plan it out, and maybe make the trip in a month or two.

Stay safe. 
Christian C.}}

===9 February ===

{{EmailReply|I am getting those pages drawn and colored as quickly as possible. I had to deal with a LOT of snow shoveling; my right shoulder is bothering me right now. Also, I will have the financial updates for you after this is done.

TTYL, 
Christian C.}}

{{Email|define a lot

and when will it be done}}

{{EmailReply|Front yard; over 20 inches deep; [[Honor Roll|do the math]]. this week.}}

{{Email|still, everyone has to shovel snow

2 hours tops

you have THE REST OF THE DAY}}

=== Hey, Vivian — 11 February ===

{{EmailReply|Well, here's the situation on the bank currently; I still have 70 dollars in my Savings, yet no new transfers into it will occur for this whole month, because of *plans* listed below with the items that came out of the 800 for this month.

-$630 for my [[father]], items included in this will be listed below. 
-[[Room]] + Board 250 
-Gas for [[Car]] 80 
-[[Television|DVR]] and [[Internet]] 70 
-[[6 June 2010|Auto Insurance]] 40 
-[[Prank calls|Cell Phone]] 40 
-Payment on [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads|Credit]] [[List of Chris's PSN video downloads|Card]] [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|Debts]] he picked up as previously mentioned 150 
-*$100 Pocketed for the plans on the [[Sex doll|hooker/prostitute]] to give me my first intercourse on my [[birthday]], as previously mentioned.* (This may or may not happen, depending on how the woman I am [[Wallflower E-mails|dating, talking and
hanging out with]] feels about possible intercourse before or on my birthday. If I can swing it, it would make me feel a lot better.) 
-About $40 on the date I had with her Wednesday the 3rd; It could not have gone better. We both had a good time, and [[List of Chris's lies|I held her hand for over a minute]]. :) 
-The remaining $30, plus $20 from the end of last month, will remain in the checking safe and sound and untouched. 
-And there is also the pocket money I get daily from my family; it is being used on [[McDonald's|food]], and some of it is being saved.

Also, an update on the pages and the Cwcipedia; I am currently on Page 95 of the book (about 15 pages are still uncolored). I will be sending the promised [[Simonla]] Kill-Off and apologetic pages to [[Evan]]'s E-mail before Saturday for his reference.

You can help at the moment by spreading the word about the resurrection and the special Message on the day I called, "[[Christian Love Day]]". ;)

I gtg, but I'll check in again another day.

Love and Peace and Stay Safe, 
Christian C. 
-The Weekly Transference into the Savings will resume on or after the 3rd of March.}}

===12 February ===

{{Email|God damn it Chris.

i thought you were gonna have the cwcipedia back up by like wednesday, seriously JUST HURRY UP GOD DAMN

you realize how hard it is to make money when you have ZERO FANS}}

{{EmailReply|I have realized that; I have just advised the SysOp to go ahead with the Resurrection of the Cwcipedia. Daily update will resume shortly.

Stay Safe, 
Christian C.}}

{{Email|it's been like 2 weeks without a single word for you (publicly) about the COMIC.

you really need to do something soon. seriously, asperpedia apparently hit 1 million views, how many do you have? last i checked it was around 1.7 million

they're catching up.}}

{{EmailReply|I am working on it very hard; Evan will have the pages later today.}}

=== so, are you doing anything? — 17 February ===

{{EmailReply|Yes, I have been doing a lot. Yesterday, I answered [[Mailbag 55|another mailbag]]; I
have over 30 drawn new pages, most of which re yet to be colored in, but I am working diligently on that. I will be uploading page 75 tonight. Also, yesterday, I started the Character Bio Page with a gathered starting collection of images and links. I have drawn new Rosechu's Past memories with [[Kel]] for Rosechu's page wich I will type up tonight. I will upload all the rest of the pages, after one page a day, in a bunch on my birthday.

Stay Safe, 
Christian C.}}

=== well it's your birthday — 24 February ===

{{EmailReply|Yes, it is, but I won't officially be 28 until 5:30 AM, Eastern Standard Time. The pages will be upload this coming afternoon.}}

===4 March===

{{Email|Honestly, it seems like you don't care, and that's fine. But you have to channel your energy into SOMETHING to get somewhere. I suggest you just make something completely original. You should make something more mature. Then you will probably get the inspiration to work on Sonichu again. Make a special comic book about something completely new to show that you have a lot of talents in art and storytelling and are capable of change.}}

{{EmailReply|Hey, Vivian. Firstly, I have been working on Sonichu, but I have been forced into trauma recently, because my father had to go to the hospital recently for congested heart failure. He came back home yesterday and is recovering well. Secondly, there is a project I've been working on the side as well,and I may draw comicpages for a preview on that; we'll see. And third, my financial update: my tugboat came in on time; I still have 70 in Savings. The weekly transfers has resumed. I gave my father his check for 630; 50 for a [[PSN]] card; 10 will be taken later this month for [[Netflix]], and I'm thinkin' of getting a [[Hair|haircut]] and [[Fashion|restyle]] to look like one of the guys from [[The Wallflower|Celtic Thunder]]. The remainder will be saved for the transfers, and for any [[Video games|rainy day events]].

That is all for now, and I will check in again later.

Stay Safe, 
Christian C.}}

{{Email|why celtic thunder lol don't they have 5 different haircuts or something? might as well [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|wear a skirt]] or something...

tell your father to get well soon.

you should just post some stuff about your side-project on the cwcipedia. you can't leave fans hangin'. i know the trauma from your father may stress you out, but if he's doing okay, things will be alright.}}

{{EmailReply|To answer your question, my lady friend likes one of the dudes of Celtic Thunder. And I am thinking about the update for tonight on the Cwcipedia.}}

===8 March===

{{Email|you can take a small plot

expand it out to 7 pages

ta-da comic

put together 4 of them (4 weeks = 1 month)

for a monthly sonichu comic

see that's a great idea that you should totally do

you know, chris, television shows have a schedule

[[Family Guy|seth mcfarlane]] has THREE shows to do weekly (barring any important coverage like winter olympics etc)

[[manga]] artists in japan do their mangas monthly

[[Wikipedia:Akira Toriyama|akira toriyama]] did 11~ chapter books every 2 months which had about 10 pages per chapter

that's around 100 pages per 2 months

you can easily do a page a day, you USED TO DO IT TOO}}

{{EmailReply|That is a good idea, Vivian. I still continue to work hard on the pages, and have been. The only excuse I have recently was takin' out and makin' progress, relationship-wise, with my sweet little lady friend. Speaking of which, I've uploaded a [[LittleBiGPlanet#The_Guardian_of_the_Owl_Kingdom|NEW LittleBiGPlanet Foretaste level]] for another project she and I are working on together. We have also shared a kiss recently. :) I feel at peace and happy with her, in person and in heart.

Currently, there is 80 in my Savings, and about 50-100 in my Checking; I'm going to let that set for a while with the weekly 10 transfers.

I will make a Cwcipedia update very soon.

Stay Safe. 
Christian C.}}

=== Look, I'm through trying to help you with Sonichu. — 9 March ===

{{Email|Obviously you don't give a shit anymore so there's no point in managing something you don't care about. I'll take it off your hands.}}

{{EmailReply|No, Vivian. I care a lot about Sonichu, and I d not want you to take anything off of my hand, capishce?}}

{{Email|Okay seriously, you had weeks to update with ANYTHING. I already explained to you that not everyone in the world has a PS3. Not everyone can view your level or whatever. That's not updating, that's just playing video games and pretending you're actually putting effort into something.

As far as I can tell with [[Jack]], he's sick of you just doing nothing. You have shown 0 intention of actually updating. A week ago you said you might update but then you do nothing. You told me like 2 days ago you would and you still haven't done anything.

How hard is it to do ANYTHING? He wouldn't be so crass with you if you were actually intending on doing something. You probably spend like 5 hours a day just watching [[TV]] and playing video games instead of actually doing anything productive.

I'm still offering to take Sonichu off your hands.}}

===14 March ===

{{EmailReply|I hope you are well and safe. As you may have heard, I have had [[Surfshack Tito|trouble]] the past few days. I still suffer lingering heartache from not knowing if [The Wallflower] has recovered from that chaos yet. All I can do is give her time and space. At least that page of her on that damn [[CWCki]] is gone.

BTW, I was listing the other pages, pertaining to all who I care about, of which I would like to see similar treatment in reference to [Wallflower]'s Page, YOU INCLUDED, Vivian, but more of an Upgrade in Status, instead of a total revamp. Anyway, I saw the page on the CWCki of you, http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Vivian_Gee, is the photograph on the top of the page really you?

Stay Safe, I'll TTYL, 
Christian.}}

{{Email|lol no i'm way hotter}}

=== What the fuck did you do to [[Jackie|this woman]]? — 22 April ===

{{Email|God damn it Chris.

She now wants all women to not date you or some shit. What the hell.}}

{{EmailReply|Yeah, don't ask, Vivian; it was an internet relationship gone wrong. My fault, I led her to the Damn CWCki to back up my point of Trollsgetting to my dedicated videos on MegaUpload sites; apparently MediaFire is NO different. [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|That relationship is dead now.]] :_(

Stay Safe, 
Christian.}}

{{Email|No no Chris.

She left a message then left forever.

Hello, my name is Jackie. [[Jesus]], I can't believe I'm doing this. 
Long story short, I'm in the market for a boyfriend and I posted online, thinking I would give it a shot. I meet a guy named Christian Weston Chandler. Guess where this is going.
I didn't know anything about this guy before I met him there. I talked back and forth with him for a bit on email, got to know him a little. I didn't know he was such an internet freak. But he told me all about this cwcki site, because I wanted to know more about him and I wanted him to make a video for me. He initially refused to make a video for me because he said it "got him in trouble before". I didn't know what he meant, so he sent me here to see videos of him talking to previous girlfriends and how the nasty trolls got him in trouble for it. Mind you, he was very careful to remind me that this website is full of lies and shouldn't be trusted, despite the fact he himself sent me here. 
But I respected the fact he was at least being honest with me about this online shit. Or so it seemed. I watched a bunch of his videos, got more and more disturbed by them. I questioned him on some things, like how he apparently cheated on one of his ex-girlfriends with some other girl online. As was quite insulting (but not at all surprising now that I've familiarized myself with this site), he lied to me and said it never happened. Even though he himself admitted to cheating on her in a video HE MADE. 
And a bunch of other shit he lied about too. Like professing his love for me every five minutes, even though he COULDN'T REMEMBER MY FUCKING NAME. Check [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|this video]] out:
[http://www.mediafire.com/?zzivjw32mlj http://www.mediafire.com/?zzivjw32mlj] I asked him to make me a video showing me his female-pleasuring skills (this was before I started to realize what a disgusting piece of shit he is), and he CALLS ME BY HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S NAME. 
So there you go, have at it. He calls this website full of liars, but as far as I can tell he's a worthless piece of shit and this site is pretty frank about it. I'm fucking done dealing with him but I thought I'd contribute my experience as a warning to all the other women in Virginia.}}

{{EmailReply|Well, I am not finding that paragraph quote on the [[CWCki]]; please tell me where you found it. And in case you haven't found it yet, you can learn in a nutshell what happened from the e-mail transcripts they have trolled together on the CWCki.

http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Jackie_e-mails

I REALLY DO NOT LIKE HOOKING UP ONLINE; IN-PERSON OR BUST FOR ME.}}

=== Well, I never asked for a reputation. - 16 May===

{{EmailReply|This WHOLE WORLD is becoming [[autistic]] by gluing ALL of their attention to computers, internet and all that. I am a REAL LIFE MAN, and while I do not appreciate or care much of the "reputation" that has been made against me on the crappy internet, the TRUE Reputation I would call my own is in REAL LIFE and from ACTUALLY HANGING OUT WITH ME IN PERSON.

Feel Free to Spread this Quote from me, "If you REALLY want to make a Reputation Of Me, then Hang Out With Me In Real Life. Quit hiding behind your F***ing Computers and "Anonymous" Bu**S***."

Nobody is Perfect. But I AM a Good Person, and I do not have to be recorded to prove it.

Peace, 
Christian.}}

{{Email|Yeah, tell that to everyone else. You're the one who's autistic by not adapting to the world that's changing. This isn't the 1950's, son.

Why would someone want to interact with you if all they see is a manchild who refuses to grow up? That's what you are no matter if you are in real life or on the internet.

It doesn't matter if you want a reputation or not. You have earned one and that's what girls know of you.}}

===30 May===

{{Email|Do you not remember that you're 28 years old? Seriously, you should really seek some mental help if that's the case.

Also, I created an account for you on the CWCipedia. Username: ChrisCSonichu, Pass: [[pikachu]]

You should add some stuff, don't vandalize! Thankies!}}

{{EmailReply|Firstly, in case you did not read the added memo on my YouTube video, I have relinquished the Cwcipedia after it became the Worst Hacked and Beyond Recoverable Mess Ever.

Second, I have been and am spacing myself away from the internet, I became tired of dealing with those clowns.

And I have never refered myself as a teenager lately; obviously this is another lousy rumor they came up with to try to make me give them attention. Ain't Gonna Happen.

I am not theirs to control; I'm keeping it Real Life.

Peace, 
Christian.}}

{{Email|Look at [[Some Favored Comedians|your video during your Seinfeld bit]].

Do you not even pay attention to what you talk about?}}
==References==
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{{Emails}}

[[Category:E-mails]]

Prostitute

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Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010

2011-10-25T08:30:01Z

Penman28: /* Go to sonichu.com — 9 January */

This page lists emails exchanged between Chris and [[Vivian Gee]] during [[2010]].

They mostly consist of Vivian trying to sort out Chris's finances, force him to release ''Sonichu'' comics on schedule, and generally act like a proper human being. Unsurprisingly, he doesn't, and Vivian gives up.
==Emails==
===2 January ===

{{EmailReply|WHY are you going on with that stupid FAKE [[HEX-BOX]] GAME? Or, if you do wish to continue on, I wish for a COPY of that disc for myself, Please, so I can take it to a [[GameStop]] and check it out for myself on their
Console Station.

Also, in response to your recent letters I have received:

-I have no plans on selling my consoles, but I do have big plans on [[Chris_and_money|Saving]]. Plus, mostly when I eat out, it's with my mom and dad, and they foot those bills then. Just to let you know. 
-And I had no idea about that with the [[Coca Cola]] company. And with that, I am addressing the issue that has the [[Cwcipedia]] down for the time by accepting the responsibility of the discussions with the Coca Cola Company, apologizing and all that. I have informed the SysOp of that, and I have uploaded my statement onto my [[YouTube]]. I am still awaiting the e-mail(s) about that.

Love and Peace, 
Christian C.}}

{{Email|You must have SOMETHING you don't use to sell. There's so much shit you have. Like old games, old consoles, old [[toys]], old ANYTHING. Pay off your debt faster so interest doesn't rape you up the ass.

And I didn't make the game. Someone else did and I have no idea where they went. They told me to post the videos. So yeah, I dunno anything about the game at this point.}}

{{EmailReply|I agree with you. Anyway, can you still make a copy of that game disc for me, or can you at least tell me the name(s) of the person/people who put it together? I am intrigued with their "Beta" Disc and its contents.

Also, I still wait for a response from Coca Cola or the SysOp. I GET IT; I SCREWED UP, but I had good reasons behind it; I was SICK and TIRED of the MISLABELINGS, [[Jack]]'s Ads, AND even the Letters of the [[gay]] men TALKING TO ME VERY STUPIDLY. >:(

<nowiki>*[[sigh]]*</nowiki>

I still accept full responsibility of my actions.

Stay Safe, 
Christian C.}}

{{Email|
I broke off with them months ago. I don't even know their real names.

You know how many mixed signals you give off about your sexuality?

Let me list 10:
1. [[Sex toys|Dildos]]/[[vibrator]], yes we know you got them as gifts, but WHY WOULD YOU GET THEM AS GIFTS IF YOU WEREN'T ORDERING GAY PRODUCTS. Think about it. Order straight products: get straight gifts. Order gay products: get gay gifts. Think about it. 
2. [[My Little Ponies]]. For girls. 
3. Drinking [[semen]]. Pretty gay. 
4. Having random images of [[penis]]es get into your head.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3]]</ref> Pretty gay. 
5. Watching [[Sailor Moon]]. For girls. 
6. [[Axe]]. It doesn't work. That stuff fuckin' sucks. It's for men who want to pretend to be men. 
7. [[Britney Spears]]. For girls and gay men. 
8. You sang [[I Love the Nightlife]], a gay/lesbian pride song. 
9. Sex and the City<ref>[[PS3 History Level]]</ref>. For girls and gay men. 
10. No male friends, just [[gal-pals]] who you never went any further 0th base.

there, 10 things I could think of. It's no fucking wonder other people get confused.

Anyway, when the Cwcipedia gets back up (hopefully), you better have like 10 pages done. And since I guess you don't have to do any mailbags during the interim, just do something. [[Mailbag 21#Chris has something in common with Billy Joel|You said you could play the harmonica]]. Then do it.

also, you didn't comment about the selling of your old stuff. you should.}}

{{EmailReply|I see. Well, let me address your signals accordingly,

1. The website is www.adameve.com; they give you a Free Random Gift with a purchase of $17 or more; RANDOM. I have ordered ONLY Woman Love Dolls and DVDs from there. It doesn't really matter with them; when the Free Gift is of Their Choice, NOT MINE, it is a surprise. 
2. I have tucked all but a select few and my Custom Creations in a box in another room a few months ago. I have grown out of that as well; mainly Decorative items anyway. 
3. I was [[Fanta|RECYCLING]], until I had learned otherwise from my gal-pals, so I had stopped over a year ago. 
4. I mostly have and Enjoy Images of [[Vagina]]s, Breasts and Women in my head. The images of the contrary ONLY started when I was being Mislabeled; it relatively forced the images onto me along with the stress. I REALLY TRULY DETEST THOSE STRESSED-INDUCED NIGHTMARE IMAGES. 
5. Granted, but I have watched a LOT of [[anime|Dude Shows]] as well in my lifetime., such as [[Transformers]], [[Dragonball|Dragonball, DBZ and DBGT]], [[Wikipedia:Cowboy Bebop|Cowboy Bebob]] [''sic''], [[Wikipedia:Outlaw Star|Outlaw Star]] and many others. And I am looking up more shows of the sort from the current decade, such as [[Wikipedia:Jackass (TV series)|Jackass]] and Sports Shows and Movies. 
6. That is your opinion, yet I partially agree with you on it not attracting women so well. 
7. I enjoy HER BODY and HER VOICE; She is among my Top 3 Women Celebrities who I Would Love To Fuck; 1) [[Britney Spears]] 2) [[wikipedia: Pamela Anderson|Pamela Anderson]] 3) [[Wikipedia:Amy Jo Johnson|Amy Jo Johnson]] (the original Pink Ranger from the Mighty Morphin' [[Power Rangers]], and she starred in the movie [[Wikipedia:Susie Q (film)|Suzy Q]] [''sic'']). 
8. When I sang that, I was singing it for me Enjoying the Nightlife with WOMEN. Again, that is your opinion of the song, and if it is true, I Never Knew That. I thought the Gay's Anthem was [[Wikipedia:A-Teens|A*Teens]]' "[[Wikipedia:Dancing Queen (song)|Dancing Queen]]". 
9. I DID NOT WATCH THE WHOLE SERIES, and I watched MAINLY to [[Women's rights|CHECK OUT the Hot Bods of the Women on the show.]] 
10. Correction, I have had a few Male Friends in my lifetime. 1) I had FIVE to TEN from Kindergarten to 4th Grade. 2) Check Out the Slideshow of my Classmates from [[Providence Middle]] and [[Manchester High]]; THOSE Dudes and I were Bros. And to name just a few of them, [[Joseph Herring]], Todd Holt, Damien Coy and Matthew Booty. 3) A few I am currently friends with within my church 4) Ex-Friend/Traitor, [[Joshua Martinez]].

And the pages will be done as well. [[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N|I'll play the Harmonica soon
enough]].

Love and Peace, 
Christian C.}}

=== Go to sonichu.com — 9 January===

{{EmailReply|UGH!!! [[Peanuts|Good Grief]].

Well, to answer your first e-mail, the current status of my bank account continues to be untouched, with the past week's auto transfer of $10 to Savings, i currently has 68 in checking and 30 in savings.

And to answer the second thing, It bothers me as well, and it's been on for a short while now. To best answer your question, I refer you to the Cwcipedia's [[Mailbag]] and search for all letters from a mister [[Alec Benson Leary]].

I am currently contemplating a counter-attack, because of the current wrong ad placements on the Cwcipedia.

Also, another current topic, of which I Confide into you with full trust. I am thinking of setting aside $100 for a lady of Escort Service, or an S.T.D.-free [[Prostitute]] in other words, to have sexual intercourse with on my upcoming Birthday, February 24. I await your swift reply with your thoughts on the topic.

Still thinking of the Counter-Attack against Alec. 
Stay Safe with Love and Peace, 
Christian C.}}

{{Email|In my opinion, it would be better to put that 100 dollars to an actual girlfriend or to [[Sonichu]] (build it up to get tons of girlfriends) so you can get free sex.

In my opinion, if the claims are true and you are losing fans, you're goigg to have to step it up a lot. You're either going to have to diffuse him and find the source of his fans. Look at his wiki and find out more about him.}}

{{EmailReply|That is a good idea; I will see what dirt I can find on his...ugh...[[Asperpedia]], and maybe expose something on that. I would spend it on a Real Girlfriend, but Obviously I have had no easy luck there in finding one. And the past few weeks, I have had a bunch of snow; it has melted considerably, yet there is still a yardful and a few vehichle-size patches. And my car's battery is old, so my family and I plan on jumping it and getting a new one this week.

On another note, though, if I recall, did you mention there were a few women in your area who like me?

TTYL, 
Stay Safe, 
Christian C.}}

===13 January===

{{Email|Apparently, on the Asperpedia, there's this guy called [[Mao Ling]] apparently. he's their manager.

He's managing the shit out of them. He's got a fucking Wiki running in 6 days. He's a god compared to me.

And he has full control over the artists...you hardly respond to me...}}

{{EmailReply|I apologize for not getting back to you lately, but this is killing me too. I do respond to you. As a matter of fact, I finally have my car running again, and I still remember and am planning on making more on-the-town videos with interviews, flyers and such.

As for the Asperpedia, I understand it is editable by anyone, and I have an account created on there, but I am unsure on how to sabotage it; I mean like on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], if I make an edit, IT CAN BE UNDONE EASILY, and I CAN BE BANNED WITH...UGH..."butthurt".

I have made announcements on my YouTube about my having NO alliance with Alec, that HE is ripping off of me and all that. I am doing the best I can on this; what else do you suggest I do against that Damned Asperpedia? ALEC has even put up the Offensive Porn Ads on MY Cwcipedia; EVEN I still lack the knowledge of the code to even put such Ads on HIS Sidebar, and I DO NOT WANT TO STOOP DOWN TO THEIR LEVEL with porn ads like that.

IF you can upload a VIRUS to delete everything on HIS Asperpedia WITHOUT them being able to UNDO it and the VIRUS Eats EVERYTHING on that website and DELETES THE WHOLE THING within hours, I would appreciate that, or if you can lead me to being able to do that, I would appreciate that as well.

<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>

I'll e-mail you again tomorrow. 
Stay Safe, 
Christian C.}}

=== 15 January ===

{{Email|YOU NEED TO WORK HARDER

if you don't believe me on the numbers check each page: 
http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Special:Statistics 
http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Special:Statistics

so...what are you going to do?

interpretation of data: 
as of jan 14 
asperpedia has 300k~ views within 2 weeks 
cwcipedia has 1.3m~ views within 6 months

asperpedia will overtake you at this rate.}}

{{EmailReply|I will be making the Interview Videos, and I will be designing, printing and distributing the flyers as Planned. I would say don't worry, but I'm too worried to even feel right saying that right now. I am more pissed off at those four than frightened. I would beat the crap out of each of them if I had the chance to.

<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>

I dare say this whole mess started with MY disagreement of there being ANY Link between [[Autism]] and [[Aspergers]]; I STILL disagree with the "Scientists", regardless of how long they may have studied those psychological topics. [[Reality|EVEN if I am living a lie, I'd rather live this lie than believe that truth ever]]. [[Autism|I AM RESISTANT TO THE CHANGE!]]

TTYL,
Christian C.}}

===Calling out — 15 January===

{{EmailReply|
Also, I have the hand-drawn portions to put into the flyer, and I have written a rough-draft on the text for the flyer, I will type it up for you to read and offer your full input on:

"The [[ego|brilliant]] and [[Chris and art|hand-drawn artistic]] comic book series of Christian Weston Chandler, "Sonichu" is a series of evens around the Electric-Hedgehog, his friends and even his own creator in and around the city of [[Cwcville]], VA. This [[Honest Content|TV-Y7]] series is full of [[random-access humor|comedy]], [[death threats|action]], [[Saga|drama]] and [[sex|romance]] that [[True and Loyal Fanbase|millions of online readers]] have enjoyed within the Ten Years since Sonichu was first drawn in 2000.

The expandling library of comic book pages and more from Christian can be found Only on The Official Sonichu and Rosechu Site, also known as the Cwcipedia, at http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Front_Page.

Mr. Chandler is currently looking to expand Sonichu and his world inot the Franchise Market with [[toys]], [[video games]], mass-printed books and more. Donations, Business Connections and information are greatly appreciated. Please contact him at the address below.

All current advertisements on the Cwcipedia are not endorsed or related at all to Sonichu or Chrisitan W. Chandler, so pay NO attention to any of those at this time."

Thank you. 
Stay Safe, 
Christian C.}}

{{EmailReply|I have just looked up the "Donations" page on the Cwcipedia; they say they have reached their goal and left no information that was there before. They listed YOUR name as one of the doners; don't YOU still have Advertisement control as well? If so, then I would appreciate you taking down the [[Asperchu]] ads; I would just be sincerely DELIGHTED and most appreciative not only NOT seeing the Asperpedia Ads, but to see YOUR Audiobook Ads again. In a complimentary way, I would love having your Audiobook CDs shoved in my face instead of that Asperpedia.}}

=== some quick financial questions — 16 January ===

{{Email|how many credit cards do you have and how much debt is currently on each?

how much is in your checking and savings accounts?

just wondering how much capital you have}}

{{EmailReply|I'll send you the drawings for the flyer later, but I still would like your input on the text I wrote ASAP, please.

Currently, there is $40 in each of my Checking and Saving accounts. My father is taking care of my debts; I only have one credit card on me, and last time my father let me know, I have about $3500 or less to go. Plus I get some pocket [[money]] from my family for the small things, about $6 a day.

TTYL, 
Christian C.}}

{{Email|You might want to condense it down a bit. Correct the typos. It's a flier after all, people aren't going to want to read a 5 paragraph thing.

You need like a picture then strong title, subtitle and then a paragraph or two of info.}}

{{EmailReply|I see, can you be more specific on which I should remove or add? And I specifically said that I have less than $3500 in credit card debt.}}

{{Email|if you want me to write/edit the entire damn thing well here:

PICTURE GOES HERE

Sonichu: The Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon 
ZAP TO THE EXTREME

The brilliant and hand-drawn artistic comic book series of Christian Weston Chandler, "Sonichu" is a series of events in and around the city of Cwcville, VA. This TV-Y7 series is full of comedy, action, drama and romance that millions of online readers have enjoyed within the Ten Years since Sonichu was first drawn in [[2000]].

Visit us at: 
http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Front_Page.

Mr. Chandler is currently looking to expand Sonichu and his world with toys, video games, mass-printed books and more. Donations, Business Connections and information are greatly appreciated. Please contact him at the address below.

[ADDRESS]}}

{{EmailReply|I apologize for touching a nerve, but thank you for your input; it means a lot to me.

Stay safe, 
Christian C.}}

=== You need to clear up your debts now. — 18 January ===

{{EmailReply|Well, currently and recently I have not been spending much, and my father is keeping track of the debt and paying it from what I give him each month. Plus, I was lack in updating, because I had to do the research on the content of the Asperchu pages for what I currently have on 10 pages. I have 12 pages to color today, and I will have them uploaded later today or tonight.

I'll TTYL, 
Christian C.}}

=== Are you doing anything? — 21 January ===

{{EmailReply|I am doing a lot; I am drawing the pages, I am getting the videos, and I am informing my local public. Also, tonight, I have my first Young Adult Social Club Meeting to attend, so I will be getting good exposure there as well.

I'm just surprised to see [[Alec]] and his crew continuing to shoot themselves in the feet with Blood and Gore now; their fame will shortly be going down the toilet, just like the later season "[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]" and "[[Adult Swim|12 oz Mouse]]" episodes.

I will also be making a new announcement video to upload to YouTube in a short while.

Thank you for your support, [[Vivian]]. And I apologize for not reading your book before, and telling you the truth of how my pastor and pastoral counselor felt about it. I was soo busy dealing with my own real life problems and the Sonichu Drawings and whatnot to find time, but I will make time to read your book very soon.

I'll TTYL, 
Stay Safe and have a good day, 
Christian C.}}

=== i noticed you made a donation to haiti — 27 January===

{{EmailReply|I donated $20 to Haiti a few days ago; so that left me with over 20 in my checking. It's all good; I'll be getting the next one next Wednesday, and then we have this week's transfer putting my savings at 60. It's all cool.

Also, it actually was 3 or 4 days between Page Uploads. I had a lot to deal with in real life during those days, such as attending my first Young Adult Social Group Meeting last Friday, where I also met and hit it off well with [[The Wallflower|a nice and pretty 23-year old woman]]. So give me a break. At least I am in the groove of things, Plus I have been falling asleep earlier lately, and that leaves me with rescheduling the update times.

I'll TTYL, Stay Safe, 
Christian C.}}

=== how are you doing finance wise — 31 January ===

{{Email|i hope you haven't been putting much into video games...

i mean, more than one new game per month is way too much for your budget right now}}

{{EmailReply|I am doing well financially; after the transfer last week, I have 70 in savings now. I have been spending less on video games for your information. Have you been continuing to check the Cwcipedia lately? I've put up a bunch of posts from fans on a [[Sonichu Forum]] Site I've learned about, Sonichu Forums. The plan on re-situating the routine to match my [[Biological clock|bedtime change]] is simply draw 2 pages during the afternoon/evening of that day, then upload them the following morning. I have four pages I'm working on to upload tomorrow morning; I will be coloring them after I get offline.

I'll TTYL, 
Stay Safe, 
Christian C.}}

=== 6 February ===

{{Email|do you have any money?

i think it's time to try to go for broke

You know the [[nintendo]] store in new york? i think promoting sonichu there would be a major boost for fans and would get back some that you have lost from not updating

i honestly think this would be a good idea

let me see what your finances for february and see what we can do}}

{{EmailReply|Hey, Vivian. I'm currently having PC trouble; the fresh snow here caused a 40-minute power failure; knocked it quite a bit. I am currently unable to get it beyond its "HP Pavillion" intro screen. I can't even start up the system recovery. I'm typing this on my [[PS3]].

Also, the bank update; [[Monthly Tugboat|the 800 came in on schedule]]; 630 went to my father and my credit card, I spent about 40 to 50 on a date with [[The Wallflower|a lovely and sweet 23 year old woman]] that could not have been better. It was perfect. I'm going to take her out again in a couple of weeks, after the new 20 inches of snow melts.

I can't afford a New York trip now. I'll plan it out, and maybe make the trip in a month or two.

Stay safe. 
Christian C.}}

===9 February ===

{{EmailReply|I am getting those pages drawn and colored as quickly as possible. I had to deal with a LOT of snow shoveling; my right shoulder is bothering me right now. Also, I will have the financial updates for you after this is done.

TTYL, 
Christian C.}}

{{Email|define a lot

and when will it be done}}

{{EmailReply|Front yard; over 20 inches deep; [[Honor Roll|do the math]]. this week.}}

{{Email|still, everyone has to shovel snow

2 hours tops

you have THE REST OF THE DAY}}

=== Hey, Vivian — 11 February ===

{{EmailReply|Well, here's the situation on the bank currently; I still have 70 dollars in my Savings, yet no new transfers into it will occur for this whole month, because of *plans* listed below with the items that came out of the 800 for this month.

-$630 for my [[father]], items included in this will be listed below. 
-[[Room]] + Board 250 
-Gas for [[Car]] 80 
-[[Television|DVR]] and [[Internet]] 70 
-[[6 June 2010|Auto Insurance]] 40 
-[[Prank calls|Cell Phone]] 40 
-Payment on [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads|Credit]] [[List of Chris's PSN video downloads|Card]] [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|Debts]] he picked up as previously mentioned 150 
-*$100 Pocketed for the plans on the [[Sex doll|hooker/prostitute]] to give me my first intercourse on my [[birthday]], as previously mentioned.* (This may or may not happen, depending on how the woman I am [[Wallflower E-mails|dating, talking and
hanging out with]] feels about possible intercourse before or on my birthday. If I can swing it, it would make me feel a lot better.) 
-About $40 on the date I had with her Wednesday the 3rd; It could not have gone better. We both had a good time, and [[List of Chris's lies|I held her hand for over a minute]]. :) 
-The remaining $30, plus $20 from the end of last month, will remain in the checking safe and sound and untouched. 
-And there is also the pocket money I get daily from my family; it is being used on [[McDonald's|food]], and some of it is being saved.

Also, an update on the pages and the Cwcipedia; I am currently on Page 95 of the book (about 15 pages are still uncolored). I will be sending the promised [[Simonla]] Kill-Off and apologetic pages to [[Evan]]'s E-mail before Saturday for his reference.

You can help at the moment by spreading the word about the resurrection and the special Message on the day I called, "[[Christian Love Day]]". ;)

I gtg, but I'll check in again another day.

Love and Peace and Stay Safe, 
Christian C. 
-The Weekly Transference into the Savings will resume on or after the 3rd of March.}}

===12 February ===

{{Email|God damn it Chris.

i thought you were gonna have the cwcipedia back up by like wednesday, seriously JUST HURRY UP GOD DAMN

you realize how hard it is to make money when you have ZERO FANS}}

{{EmailReply|I have realized that; I have just advised the SysOp to go ahead with the Resurrection of the Cwcipedia. Daily update will resume shortly.

Stay Safe, 
Christian C.}}

{{Email|it's been like 2 weeks without a single word for you (publicly) about the COMIC.

you really need to do something soon. seriously, asperpedia apparently hit 1 million views, how many do you have? last i checked it was around 1.7 million

they're catching up.}}

{{EmailReply|I am working on it very hard; Evan will have the pages later today.}}

=== so, are you doing anything? — 17 February ===

{{EmailReply|Yes, I have been doing a lot. Yesterday, I answered [[Mailbag 55|another mailbag]]; I
have over 30 drawn new pages, most of which re yet to be colored in, but I am working diligently on that. I will be uploading page 75 tonight. Also, yesterday, I started the Character Bio Page with a gathered starting collection of images and links. I have drawn new Rosechu's Past memories with [[Kel]] for Rosechu's page wich I will type up tonight. I will upload all the rest of the pages, after one page a day, in a bunch on my birthday.

Stay Safe, 
Christian C.}}

=== well it's your birthday — 24 February ===

{{EmailReply|Yes, it is, but I won't officially be 28 until 5:30 AM, Eastern Standard Time. The pages will be upload this coming afternoon.}}

===4 March===

{{Email|Honestly, it seems like you don't care, and that's fine. But you have to channel your energy into SOMETHING to get somewhere. I suggest you just make something completely original. You should make something more mature. Then you will probably get the inspiration to work on Sonichu again. Make a special comic book about something completely new to show that you have a lot of talents in art and storytelling and are capable of change.}}

{{EmailReply|Hey, Vivian. Firstly, I have been working on Sonichu, but I have been forced into trauma recently, because my father had to go to the hospital recently for congested heart failure. He came back home yesterday and is recovering well. Secondly, there is a project I've been working on the side as well,and I may draw comicpages for a preview on that; we'll see. And third, my financial update: my tugboat came in on time; I still have 70 in Savings. The weekly transfers has resumed. I gave my father his check for 630; 50 for a [[PSN]] card; 10 will be taken later this month for [[Netflix]], and I'm thinkin' of getting a [[Hair|haircut]] and [[Fashion|restyle]] to look like one of the guys from [[The Wallflower|Celtic Thunder]]. The remainder will be saved for the transfers, and for any [[Video games|rainy day events]].

That is all for now, and I will check in again later.

Stay Safe, 
Christian C.}}

{{Email|why celtic thunder lol don't they have 5 different haircuts or something? might as well [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|wear a skirt]] or something...

tell your father to get well soon.

you should just post some stuff about your side-project on the cwcipedia. you can't leave fans hangin'. i know the trauma from your father may stress you out, but if he's doing okay, things will be alright.}}

{{EmailReply|To answer your question, my lady friend likes one of the dudes of Celtic Thunder. And I am thinking about the update for tonight on the Cwcipedia.}}

===8 March===

{{Email|you can take a small plot

expand it out to 7 pages

ta-da comic

put together 4 of them (4 weeks = 1 month)

for a monthly sonichu comic

see that's a great idea that you should totally do

you know, chris, television shows have a schedule

[[Family Guy|seth mcfarlane]] has THREE shows to do weekly (barring any important coverage like winter olympics etc)

[[manga]] artists in japan do their mangas monthly

[[Wikipedia:Akira Toriyama|akira toriyama]] did 11~ chapter books every 2 months which had about 10 pages per chapter

that's around 100 pages per 2 months

you can easily do a page a day, you USED TO DO IT TOO}}

{{EmailReply|That is a good idea, Vivian. I still continue to work hard on the pages, and have been. The only excuse I have recently was takin' out and makin' progress, relationship-wise, with my sweet little lady friend. Speaking of which, I've uploaded a [[LittleBiGPlanet#The_Guardian_of_the_Owl_Kingdom|NEW LittleBiGPlanet Foretaste level]] for another project she and I are working on together. We have also shared a kiss recently. :) I feel at peace and happy with her, in person and in heart.

Currently, there is 80 in my Savings, and about 50-100 in my Checking; I'm going to let that set for a while with the weekly 10 transfers.

I will make a Cwcipedia update very soon.

Stay Safe. 
Christian C.}}

=== Look, I'm through trying to help you with Sonichu. — 9 March ===

{{Email|Obviously you don't give a shit anymore so there's no point in managing something you don't care about. I'll take it off your hands.}}

{{EmailReply|No, Vivian. I care a lot about Sonichu, and I d not want you to take anything off of my hand, capishce?}}

{{Email|Okay seriously, you had weeks to update with ANYTHING. I already explained to you that not everyone in the world has a PS3. Not everyone can view your level or whatever. That's not updating, that's just playing video games and pretending you're actually putting effort into something.

As far as I can tell with [[Jack]], he's sick of you just doing nothing. You have shown 0 intention of actually updating. A week ago you said you might update but then you do nothing. You told me like 2 days ago you would and you still haven't done anything.

How hard is it to do ANYTHING? He wouldn't be so crass with you if you were actually intending on doing something. You probably spend like 5 hours a day just watching [[TV]] and playing video games instead of actually doing anything productive.

I'm still offering to take Sonichu off your hands.}}

===14 March ===

{{EmailReply|I hope you are well and safe. As you may have heard, I have had [[Surfshack Tito|trouble]] the past few days. I still suffer lingering heartache from not knowing if [The Wallflower] has recovered from that chaos yet. All I can do is give her time and space. At least that page of her on that damn [[CWCki]] is gone.

BTW, I was listing the other pages, pertaining to all who I care about, of which I would like to see similar treatment in reference to [Wallflower]'s Page, YOU INCLUDED, Vivian, but more of an Upgrade in Status, instead of a total revamp. Anyway, I saw the page on the CWCki of you, http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Vivian_Gee, is the photograph on the top of the page really you?

Stay Safe, I'll TTYL, 
Christian.}}

{{Email|lol no i'm way hotter}}

=== What the fuck did you do to [[Jackie|this woman]]? — 22 April ===

{{Email|God damn it Chris.

She now wants all women to not date you or some shit. What the hell.}}

{{EmailReply|Yeah, don't ask, Vivian; it was an internet relationship gone wrong. My fault, I led her to the Damn CWCki to back up my point of Trollsgetting to my dedicated videos on MegaUpload sites; apparently MediaFire is NO different. [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|That relationship is dead now.]] :_(

Stay Safe, 
Christian.}}

{{Email|No no Chris.

She left a message then left forever.

Hello, my name is Jackie. [[Jesus]], I can't believe I'm doing this. 
Long story short, I'm in the market for a boyfriend and I posted online, thinking I would give it a shot. I meet a guy named Christian Weston Chandler. Guess where this is going.
I didn't know anything about this guy before I met him there. I talked back and forth with him for a bit on email, got to know him a little. I didn't know he was such an internet freak. But he told me all about this cwcki site, because I wanted to know more about him and I wanted him to make a video for me. He initially refused to make a video for me because he said it "got him in trouble before". I didn't know what he meant, so he sent me here to see videos of him talking to previous girlfriends and how the nasty trolls got him in trouble for it. Mind you, he was very careful to remind me that this website is full of lies and shouldn't be trusted, despite the fact he himself sent me here. 
But I respected the fact he was at least being honest with me about this online shit. Or so it seemed. I watched a bunch of his videos, got more and more disturbed by them. I questioned him on some things, like how he apparently cheated on one of his ex-girlfriends with some other girl online. As was quite insulting (but not at all surprising now that I've familiarized myself with this site), he lied to me and said it never happened. Even though he himself admitted to cheating on her in a video HE MADE. 
And a bunch of other shit he lied about too. Like professing his love for me every five minutes, even though he COULDN'T REMEMBER MY FUCKING NAME. Check this video out:
[http://www.mediafire.com/?zzivjw32mlj http://www.mediafire.com/?zzivjw32mlj] I asked him to make me a video showing me his female-pleasuring skills (this was before I started to realize what a disgusting piece of shit he is), and he CALLS ME BY HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S NAME. 
So there you go, have at it. He calls this website full of liars, but as far as I can tell he's a worthless piece of shit and this site is pretty frank about it. I'm fucking done dealing with him but I thought I'd contribute my experience as a warning to all the other women in Virginia.}}

{{EmailReply|Well, I am not finding that paragraph quote on the [[CWCki]]; please tell me where you found it. And in case you haven't found it yet, you can learn in a nutshell what happened from the e-mail transcripts they have trolled together on the CWCki.

http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Jackie_e-mails

I REALLY DO NOT LIKE HOOKING UP ONLINE; IN-PERSON OR BUST FOR ME.}}

=== Well, I never asked for a reputation. - 16 May===

{{EmailReply|This WHOLE WORLD is becoming [[autistic]] by gluing ALL of their attention to computers, internet and all that. I am a REAL LIFE MAN, and while I do not appreciate or care much of the "reputation" that has been made against me on the crappy internet, the TRUE Reputation I would call my own is in REAL LIFE and from ACTUALLY HANGING OUT WITH ME IN PERSON.

Feel Free to Spread this Quote from me, "If you REALLY want to make a Reputation Of Me, then Hang Out With Me In Real Life. Quit hiding behind your F***ing Computers and "Anonymous" Bu**S***."

Nobody is Perfect. But I AM a Good Person, and I do not have to be recorded to prove it.

Peace, 
Christian.}}

{{Email|Yeah, tell that to everyone else. You're the one who's autistic by not adapting to the world that's changing. This isn't the 1950's, son.

Why would someone want to interact with you if all they see is a manchild who refuses to grow up? That's what you are no matter if you are in real life or on the internet.

It doesn't matter if you want a reputation or not. You have earned one and that's what girls know of you.}}

===30 May===

{{Email|Do you not remember that you're 28 years old? Seriously, you should really seek some mental help if that's the case.

Also, I created an account for you on the CWCipedia. Username: ChrisCSonichu, Pass: [[pikachu]]

You should add some stuff, don't vandalize! Thankies!}}

{{EmailReply|Firstly, in case you did not read the added memo on my YouTube video, I have relinquished the Cwcipedia after it became the Worst Hacked and Beyond Recoverable Mess Ever.

Second, I have been and am spacing myself away from the internet, I became tired of dealing with those clowns.

And I have never refered myself as a teenager lately; obviously this is another lousy rumor they came up with to try to make me give them attention. Ain't Gonna Happen.

I am not theirs to control; I'm keeping it Real Life.

Peace, 
Christian.}}

{{Email|Look at [[Some Favored Comedians|your video during your Seinfeld bit]].

Do you not even pay attention to what you talk about?}}
==References==
<references/>
{{Emails}}

[[Category:E-mails]]

Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009

2011-10-25T08:05:03Z

Penman28: /* 10 February */

This page lists emails exchanged between Chris and [[Vivian Gee]] in [[2009]]. The saga concludes in [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010]].
==Emails==
===8 February===

{{Email|Okay, so I've been thinking a bit and I've got it!

It's called the Christian Chandler show! It only requires a video camera and you can easily do that! With the show, you can like, get popularity and [[YouTube]] will notice you! People become super rich and famous after they've get a deal with YouTube!

Not only that, you could get noticed by a bunch of companies and they can sponsor you for money! I can't believe I didn't come up with this sooner!

Basically, every day, you do a video that can involve a bunch of segments like these:

Chris Reviews! (Your thoughts on the latest games, movies and [[anime]]!) 
Chris Thinks! (Your thoughts on the latest news!) 
[[Sonichu]] Says! (Latest news about Sonichu!) 
[[Fashion]] 101! (Advice on the latest styles of clothes!) 
Love Doctor Chris! (Advice on love!) 
Chris Answers! (Answer questions from [[fans]]!) 
Chris's Life! (Show stuff around your [[house]]!) 
Chris Recommends! (Stuff that you recommend/don't recommend your viewers!)

Please do this! You need to gain exposure and money! You should also get a new e-mail where fans of the Christian Chandler show can write in for segments like Love Doctor Chris and give you things to Chris Review!

Love, [[Vivian]]}}

{{EmailReply|Thank you, Vivian, I will greatly consider that idea. Although having a Daily Show may be a stretch for me; weekly perhaps.

Peace,
Christian C.}}

===10 February===

{{EmailReply|I was just in the [[Mumble]] Chatroom with my fans, and [[Julie]]. [[Clyde]] later entered, moved everyone out of the chatroom, and talked mean to me. And I have completed my promised to him of cleaning my [[room]], which [[CWC Update 10 February 2009|the video]] proving that is Live on YouTube.

I feel very uncomfortable when I hear his forcing, dominating voice tone. I would deeply appreciate it if you would talk to Clyde and see if you can coerce him to lay off my case, please.

Love and Peace,
Christian C.}}

{{Email|I was listening to the entire thing. I can't stop him, [[Homos|I can only tame him.]]

But I have to agree with pretty much everything he said. I'm not going to stop him until you clean up your act.

It's for the best.

- Vivian}}

{{EmailReply|I am working on my life and bettering it, I promise you, Vivian. If I have to prove it to you, I can and will within your directions of how I can prove it to you. In any case, Please have Clyde leave Julie alone; she does NOT need the abuse. I have given it a Great Start with cleaning up my room; the video is LIVE.

Christian.}}

{{Email|From what I've learned from Clyde, this is what you have to do.

Get a job.
Pay off your debts.

- Vivian}}

===29 May===

{{EmailReply|I've just checked my [[PSN]] account, and when "Clyde" hacked into it recently, he made two purchases without my consent; the Variety Map Pack from [[Wikipedia:Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare|COD4: Modern Warfare]] and the Steel & Titanium Pack from [[Wikipedia:Killzone 2|Killzone 2]], out of the 20 dollar [[PSN]] Card I had redeemed shortly before. Anyway, it took me down by $15.98. And with due respect, and appreciaiting you as a fan of my Sonichu and [[Rosechu]] stories, and that you're "Taking the reigns" [''sic''] for Clyde, I respectfully ask to be reimbursed the 15.98. I would appreciate a check made out for that amount, or an unscratched $20 PSN Card sent to my home address (14 Branchland Ct. [[Ruckersville]], VA 22968) quickly, please. I have the [[jerkops|police]] and a lawer [''sic''] on my side in real life. Thank you for your understanding and prompt response.

Love and Peace,
Christian C.}}

{{Email|I'd love to give you the money, but I can't because it's not in our budget. Samantha really loves Grade A cat food you know and she won't let me give you anything.

So I guess you'll have to get the police and your lawyer (not lawer) on us. Sorry.

-Vivian}}

===4 August ===

{{EmailReply|To clarify, Vivian, I am Thanking ALL [[Trolls]] for their documentation of whatever truths I have shared with them in the past, GRANTED They've twisted the words around and made me look bad, stupid and worse, but the ORIGINAL WORDS and drawings that I have stated and created from my hand have been Documented, especially on the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] Page. And those documented words and images from YEARS of information Seperate ME from any Impostor, Especially the [[Liquid Chris|Brown-Striped Jeff]].

And I am thanking ALL Trolls for even trying to break my spirits, to have me emotionally pick my back up eventually, which was WEEKS AGO NOW, just to Make ME grow up emotionally better and More Well-Off, Better business Game-Plans, and all that jazz.

I have had my revelation for the PURPOSE of Trolls and [[Internet]] Bullies from GOD the other day, and with a FULL-CONFIDENT HEART, WELL-CONFIRMED THOUGHTS AND PONDERS, and ENERGETIC GUSTO, I thanked you all. :)

God has put you all on this earth, and appointed you all each to pick on my nerves to challenge my reactions; Now that I fully Understand all that beyond "I'm just doing it for the fun of it", "I'm Just Bored", "I Just Like Trolling" and such, I can finally move on with you all in my background and continue with my Drawing and Coloring of my Stories and Books, and Stand Up For MY FULL POWER on the City of Cwcville and beyond, and espeically in becoming an emotionally Stronger Man among all that.

Thank you, Vivian. Thank you Clyde. Thank You ALL.

(again, my humblest condolences for Clyde).

Keep a Happy Thought, and Stay Safe, 
Love and Peace, 
Christian W. Chandler.}}

{{Email|You still haven't learned anything have you?}}

===15 August===

{{EmailReply|I've just heard; NOT COOL! If you make and sell your [[DVD]]s without my Authorization, YOU will be in Violation of the Counterfeit Laws, and I will not go easy. This is your First and Last Warning.

Peace, 
Christian C.}}

{{Email|Alright, try me.}}

===19 August===

{{Email|Well, do you want it?

You [[curse]]d me yet again, bro. And cursing dead people ain't gonna do much lol.

And so basically, you want me to get kidnapped or whatever the fuck happened to the other guy? Nice try, but I ain't retarded like him, I'm smart.

Also, the FBI don't exist in France, baby.

Love, Vivian}}

{{EmailReply|France, Huh? I challenge you to prove that you live in France; SHOW ME YOUR Driver's License, COMPLETE WITH THE WHOLE ADDRESS; you may leave your customer number censored. Scan it, black-out the customer number in photoshop, then e-mail it to me. I'll know if you're faking by looking at the drivers license. NO Photograph of you holding the license; IT HAS TO BE A FRESH SCAN.

Still, though, the curse brings mainly Bad Luck and Extreme Misfortune; Watch Your Back.

Christian W. Chandler.}}

{{Email|first off, i don't drive, i ride a bicycle

second off, you're probably trying to find out where i live

third off, i don't drive, i ride a bicycle

also i guess you don't want any profits

love, vivian}}

{{EmailReply|Ha, like a Criminal like you would ever share profits from her wrong-doing.

Okay, smart-ass, then you would not mind sharing your Passport, or even sending me a hand-written letter via snail-mail FROM YOUR OWN Home Address (NO PO BOXES).}}

===You Die Today, BITCH! — 1 September===

{{EmailReply|[[Death threats|HAVE A GOD DAMN HEART ATTACK RIGHT NOW]], THIS VERY MOMENT YOU READ THIS MESSAGE, YOU GOD DAMN BITCHING WHORE!}}

{{Email|as i can reply to this, i currently don't have a heart attack

jesus christ, wishing death isn't very nice

...you bitch

LOVE

Vivian}}

=== I don't care — 1 September===

{{EmailReply|You are on my Blocked List; I give you NO mercy; you have broken your own Last Straw. 
Go To Hell!}}

{{Email|No Chris, you broke MY last straw.

You don't realize you did this to yourself.

-Vivian}}

=== Vivian, let's talk business — 14 November===

{{EmailReply|Now that I finally have peace of mind, I apologize for the past unformalitites and emotional outbursts in past communications. I have decided, I will fully approve your continued Audiobook Videos and Sales, but in return, I ask for 25% of all the [[money]] (changed to [[U.S.A.]] currency) you have, and will have, made from all that you have put together and sold, as well as two copies of each CD/DVD of the [[Audiobooks]], and two of each other additional merchandise aside from the Audiobooks.

I extend an olive branch of peace, and I await your well-thought response. Have a good, Safe day, Miss Vivian.

Christian W. Chandler.}}

{{Email|Yeah, peace of mind.

Peace of mind to fucking want me dead at least...what?...3 to 4 times now?

You've cursed me like 17 times and now you expect me to give you money? I fucking offered you months ago and you just wanted me dead.

Go fuck yourself.

- Love Vivian}}

{{EmailReply|I deeply apologize for the number of curses as well; that was very unsportsmanlike of me, plus I was under misunderstandings and [[stress]]. Sometimes, [[Slow-in-the-minds|it takes me a while to realize some truths]] and what I need, and this was just one of them.

Also, I have another proposition for you, after much consideration, and sound advice from my personal assistant, I would like to hire you to be my manager of business relations. Obviously, you have done something right with your wheeling and dealing to make the money from the Audiobooks. Merchandise should be made official; I would like a list of all
those who have created "Merchandise"; webpages, contact info and names,
so I can get in touch with the ones who did well in their creations
(not just shipshod parodic crap), or locate some toy companies' info
for my reference. Phone conversations with the true people of [[Nintendo]] and [[Sega]], and maybe [[Sony]], would be beneficial, with assured assistance from my manager.

It Is Time to set the merchandise wheels and legitimate business talks
in motion. 
I have removed all curses from the past, and sent you forgiveness blessings. I have had the epiphamy about business relations and matured mentally from that; please help me.

Sincerely,
Christian W. Chandler.}}

{{Email|Anyone making merchandise is doing it on a very-small scale, like me, they don't have the budget to expand nor will they do so. You're better off on trying to contact already established companies.

425.882.2040
Nintendo's number as listed on [http://www.nintendo.com/corp/contact.jsp http://www.nintendo.com/corp/contact.jsp]

Sega doesn't have a number immediately listed.

800-345-7669
Sony's number as listed on http://www.us.playstation.com/Corporate/ContactUs

You need to have a video pitch ready since I assume you don't have the money to travel to all these locations. I suggest a high-quality 18 minute pitch of Sonichu. Don't use that shitty camera that you've been using that keeps skipping, no one will take you seriously with that.

Here is a run-down of what I believe would make a solid pitch: 
1 minute of introducing yourself, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. 
2 minutes of introducing Sonichu, its origin. 
2 minutes of explaining Sonichu's appeal. 
4 minutes of explaining what you will do to make Sonichu succeed. 
- Be project adviser 
- Work hard 
4 minutes of what you expect to achieve in the next year. 
- How big a demographic (Worldwide?) 
- What types of merchandise 
- How many issues of Sonichu 
4 minutes of why Sonichu will succeed. 
- Why people like it 
- How many fans 
1 minute conclusion.

Here are some tips from Anthony Sullivan and [[Billy Mays]]: 
- Project, you need to sound enthusiastic. 
- Hand gestures 
- Stand up 
- Don't appear nervous 
- No unnecessary pauses

Here's the deal. Adventure Time was a short pitch that was on Nickelodeon. Within a few weeks, it had over 2 million viewers. Cartoon Network saw this and they decided to produce Adventure Time and now it's becoming a full fledged cartoon with merchandise and everything. You need to appeal to companies. While you can contact companies about your product, it's better for THEM to come to YOU because then you know they are interested.

- Vivian}}

=== I am not lazy — 18 November===

{{EmailReply|I have printed your last e-mail for my information, and I am making touch with the companies. Thank you for your advice.

Christian W. Chandler.}}

{{Email|And what have they said?}}

=== You've done jack shit, haven't you? — 19 November===

{{Email|Seriously, you want a fucking manager but YOU can't even CHECK YOUR GOD DAMN E-MAIL A FEW TIMES A DAY. IF YOU CAN'T EVEN DO THAT, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN DO MORE SONICHU BULLSHIT?

Christ almighty, you're probably still playing [[LittleBigPlanet]] [[PSP]] aren't you? Lazy piece of shit.}}

{{EmailReply|No, I have been giving a lot of thought and work into the pages and the video. I am not lazy.}}

{{Email|Describe your thinking process. Spell it out for me. I already gave you a basic script you should work off of. You don't need to think much harder than that.

Besides, how hard is it to phone up a couple of companies? Jesus christ, you are fuckin' lazy. You can say it all you want but until you show me progress, you're a fucking lazy jackass.}}

=== Holy fucking shit it's been 2 fucking days. — 22 November===

{{Email|You're still doing shit on your fucking site, but that's the bare fucking minimum. Are you just avoiding me to avoid doing any work? God damn it, you fucking lazy piece of shit.}}

{{EmailReply|Just you wait; I will be uploading the 18 minute video in two part onto YouTube tomorrow; I've almost finished my script for it.}}

{{Email|Have you contacted any companies?

I better see it tomorrow.}}

=== Okay — 24 November===

{{EmailReply|I will work on that. Also, I apologize for not replying sooner or more often; I am in contact with Nintendo, Sega and Sony. Right now, I need to figure out the Accountant-type information to better my presentation. I would appreciate your input on toy, video and local (to me) independant printing/publishing companies, so I can look them up, get cost estimates and such, so I can better present profit for companies like Nintendo, Sega and Sony.

Thank you.
Stay Safe,
Christian.}}

{{Email|I'm not familiar with local Virginia companies so I can't help you with that. Go do some research yourself on that.

You're better off doing self-promotion, going to conventions and selling home-made Sonichu stuff that way. Tons of people from all around the world at conventions. You'll get worldwide exposure and maybe you'll get some small company to help support you. Until you start doing that, you're going to get ZERO OFFERS from anyone.

This is why you need to start promoting harder. That video will be a start, showing comapnies of the local popularity of Sonichu, then you're gonna have to work harder...but you gotta take it one step at a time.

I expect it done on Friday.}}

===25 November ===

{{EmailReply|But please give me until Next Friday; this is Thanksgiving week after all; I feel I would have better luck on getting interviews for that video the week after the holiday.

I will send you daily progress reports on what happened the day before. Yesterday, I have drawn two pages and uploaded them onto the [[Cwcipedia]].

Happy Thanksgiving, and Stay Safe,
Christian.}}

{{Email|Alright then, well in the meantime you should be working on more Sonichu pages and answering more [[Mailbag|fanmail]] for now.

All you can do now is maintain your fans.

Here's something else you can do. You should plan each page in advance like write a synopsis in advance.

You said in one time that were "drawing a blank". You should spend some time on Friday (happy thanksgiving) planning the rest of the pages. A two-three sentence summary for each page remaining would be good.

Page 87: Rosechu wakes up, [[Eggman]] blows up his Transformer to kill everyone in the path.
Page 88: Eggman announces his betrayal of [[Giovanni]] and Sonichu tries to stop him. [[Bionic]] helps.

etc. You should try something like that. You should try planning.}}

{{EmailReply|Thank you for your suggestion. But I have just drawn up to page 90; I'll be uploading them shortly. That decepticlone was already sliced by [[Darkbind]], and on page 90, those three villians leave for now. You may read for yourself later tonight.

Stay safe,
Christian.}}

{{Email|Okay, 4 pages. Nice. You really should be doing that on a daily basis though.

Anyway, I was talking about planning ahead. Do you know what's going to happen on page 91? 92? 93? etc. Planning ahead will save you a lot of time. From the gist of what I'm getting, you're planning it out one page at a time. I mean, you seem to have a general idea of where you want to go, but not a detailed plan.

Also, you should come up with an idea to promote Sonichu (besides that public reaction video)

Something...edgy. I dunno. I honestly have no idea where to go with this one.

For example: do not do "all I want for xmas is a PSP". Sony dropped the ball hard on that one, costing them more sales by perpetuating an image of idiocy.

You need to do something exciting, eye-catching and intriguing.

That idea, though, will take more time to come up with.}}

{{EmailReply|I have the ideas for the rest of this book, so I am good, thank you. I also have my ideas for [[Sonichu 10|book 10]], [[Sonichu 11|11]] and [[Sonichu 12|12]], but I am open for suggestions as well. I have drawn another page and uploaded it just now; I will be answering some of the letters in the [[mailbag]] tonight, and dedicating tomorrow to finish all the rest of the replies for now. As for the edgy idea, I will think heavily on that as well (still open
for suggestions).

Something else on my mind, I am certain you have heard the complaints of the audiobook CDs previously sold; if I may ask, how are you dealing with that? I do apologize for leading the messages your way, but I felt you had to know, so you could take appropriate actions.

Stay Safe,
Christian.}}

{{Email|That's why I get for using blank CDs as coasters. I just offered a refund or another copy, no big deal. See, it's these kind of problems you need to learn to deal with.

[[Sonichu's Edge|Anyway, I was thinking of parkour]], ya know, like from [[Wikipedia:Mirror's Edge|Mirror's Edge]]. Just wear a Sonichu shirt and go out and parkour it up or something.]] But that's just one idea I'm tossing about.

Also, what made you draw 4 pages? You should be doing that everyday.

-Vivian}}

{{EmailReply|That's good of you to offer the refund or newer copy; I admire that honesty. A parkour sounds neat; I will think about that further. I'm about to finish up the current batches of fanmail in the mailbag. As I already have stated in a recent [[Captain's Log|C-Log]], I have authorized the merchandise that was previously dubbed unofficial, with the exception of bootleg Books and DVDs. I will be making the video sharing that same message tonight after I update the Cwcipedia.

Let me apologize again for the past insults I have made before, it was definitely wrong of me to make such presumptuous outbursts, especially to people who were only offering their input for originally helpful reasons. I am happy that you and I are working together now on peaceful terms. And I hope we can remain friends from now on.

I also apologize deeply to [[Clyde]] for the demise of his brother, and all the insults I have given to him in the past, and I forgive him of his past misdeeds. I'll forward this to him later. I hope we all can put all the mishaps behind us and move forward on good terms.

I'll e-mail you again tomorrow.
Stay Safe,
Christian.}}

===1 December ===

{{EmailReply|I apologize for not e-mailing the past couple of days, but I have some updates for you. I uploaded a couple of pages lately, plus another one today. I went to the local mall yesterday with my digital camera; I found some people who knew of Sonichu. Upon asking for their interview, most of them said they didn't want their face online right now, that they were busy, or such. I am working diligently on searching for interviews; I've asked a couple of close friends to help me find some volunteers. I search a bit more today during an outing; still little luck. But I'll head out again tomorrow and have another go at it at another location. I will send you another update tomorrow. Thank you for your paitence and kindness.

Stay Safe, and Peace, 
Christian.}}

{{Email|Well, here's the thing, all you need for the video is genuine reactions to Sonichu. Just show them a Sonichu [[comic]] or something have them speak their mind. You don't need to do a full-on interview, although you could if you want.

Also, what about the parkour idea. You should do it.

And you should be answering more mail, and why haven't you been doing more than one page a day? You could do it for Thanksgiving, so explain that.}}

===2 December ===

{{EmailReply|It rained over here today, but I am still going to run with the camera on Thursday; hopefully the weather will cooperate better. Plus, I have gotten a few interviews from people, so I should have the video up later this week. I drew another page today, and I am going to answer some more [[fanmail]].

Have a safe day,
Christian.}}

{{Email|Hm, how long will it take for you to edit the video together? I can edit the video if you want.

Anyway, I have an idea that will consistently produce content and show that you actively care about your fans. You should pick like maybe 2-3 mail each week to answer in a video. Put some heart into those videos and that'll show you care.

If I come up with any more ideas, I'll let you know.}}

===4 December ===

{{Email|You said you needed another week for the public reactions video and it's been another week. You said you already had the footage, so I expect it up tonight. You also missed a day for a page and you didn't answer mail.

You can't slack off like this. I swear to god if you're playing video games I'm going to beat your head in.}}

{{EmailReply|I said that I had people lined up for interview; I did not say I had the footage yet. But I will have the footage shortly. I appreciate your paitience, and I did the run.

Stay Safe, 
Christian.}}

{{Email|You're taking your sweet time.

Let me see your daily schedule. Let me see where you're spending your time. I honestly doubt your life can be that busy so you can't do this stuff on command.}}

===8 December ===

{{EmailReply|The snow last weekend delayed the scheduled interviews, but at least I did make [[Sonichu's Edge|the parkour-run]], and I have just finished [[Sonichu 9|Book #9]], with Page 1 or so of the [[Sonichu 10|10th Book]] to be drawn today. Also, I have your advice well in heart. And with that, I would like your advice on getting sponsors for the Sonichu Franchise, as well as the Cwcipedia. Considering you live in France, you may know of some clean, good product companies to ask to sponsor the Cwcipedia.

The holiday season is setting things back, but I am doing my research for local printing and merchandise-making places and comparing rates, plus I am going to appoint you to be my accountant as of this coming January (after the holiday season is through).

With that, I will go ahead and trust in Confidentiality with you the rough amounts of my full [[tugboat]], the amount that I give to my father out of that per month, and a few other details. And I will send you a scanned paper statement at the beginning of January. With this, I am trusting you to keep the information to yourself and not share it with ANYONE outside of you and me.

Anyway, roughly, the current tugboat amount is 800 a month, I pay my father 565 out of it to cover rent, part of the house bills, and payments on my Credit Card debt he took upon himself to take charge of. And next month only, I have the final payments to make on a few things I ordered from Publisher's Clearing House, then there's my [[Netflix]] monthly of 10, and a monthly of 50 towards a loan I have. And of course there are a few minor variables that come in and out that I can't recall right now.

After I scan and send you the statement, I will scan and send you the receipts of my payments to report.

I will talk to you again later. 
Stay Safe, 
Christian.}}

{{Email|Okay, some more ideas for videos that don't require you to be outside (whenever the weather is good- go out and do the public reactions/interviews, DO NOT DELAY, DO NOT LET THE WEATHER FUCK YOU UP)

Anyway: 
Answer select fanmails on video 
Roleplay as Sonichu and spread a good message each week (for the kids) 
Anything to keep you in the public eye, this is necessary. We live in the age of YouTube, if you have a lot of videos, or really long videos, you will be noticed moreso than others who produce less.

You can not get sponsors, Tiger Woods (bad example I know but before the scandal) wasn't getting sponsors until he was hugely popular. No other golfer can claim to be as big a sponsor as he does. There are hundreds of artists, you need to work 100 times harder to get noticed. At this stage, you can't get any sponsors. And it would be best to look for sponsors in the US.

I will accept the responsibility of being your accountant in January but your statement about "few minor variables that come in and out that I can't recall right now." is very disconcerting to me. You need to keep track of everything otherwise you could be bleeding money you don't even know about. Also, what is Publisher's Clearing House and what do you buy from it?

You need to be keeping up on the pages and mailbags. You should be doing more than one page and more mailbags at this point. You have to work harder and harder, not just remain stagnant. Someone who is explosive, not a rock.}}

{{EmailReply|Okay, sounds good. Today, I've drawn up two single drawings, versions of myself and Sonichu + Rosechu for "[[Family Guy]]", this is in response to a tip I've received; I'll forward the e-mail to you after I finish typing this one. Anyway, I've recorded and uploaded a new video addressing that, and showing the two drawings, noting that a new respective page is to be made tonight on the Cwcipedia with the two scanned drawings, a story for the episode featuring me, and my opinions on some of the things on "Family Guy" and such. I have also drawn page 2 for the 10th book, and that is uploaded. I will fill in the info on the Family Guy page after I answer another set of mailbag letters tonight.

I will answer some of the paper fanmail I have in a video tomorrow; I keep them, and their envelopes, within my Big Sonichu Book (although I should say that Plural now, because the orginal one was SOOO Full, I had to get a second big binder from a Goodwill; so all the stuff that are side-issue-like pages of Sonichu that originally were located behind the homemade trading card pages are now in the [[Sonichu 2|2nd Volume]] of the Sonichu Book). But I digress.

I understand what you talk about for the sponsor issue. But the sooner those homo ads on the Cwcipedia that [[Jack]] had put up go down, or are replaced with more sutibale ads, such as [[My Coke Rewards|Coca Cola]] ads, the better and more comfortable I will feel.

The variables will be made clear as I report the monitary use to you. I feel a bit surprised that you have not heard of Publisher's Clearing House; I guess it's just a United States thing. Well, to start, it is described on the [[Wikipedia]], and basically, and I quote the Wikipedia, "PCH is a multi-channel direct marketing company that offers discounted magazine subscriptions and household merchandise to consumers with the chance to enter to win one of many ongoing sweepstakes."

In a nutshell, from PCH, I have purchased in the past a few Sexual-Education Videos, from places like the Sinclair and Alexander Institutes (feel free to Google them), subscription to Playboy Magazine, and a few other things like a Light-Up Paper Cutter, Battery Checker, Fish Oil Tablets to name a few. I have stopped it there a month ago, and I have only one last montly payment to make next month. PCH also offers family movie videos, flowers, jewelry, CDs, informercial-advertised items and more.

Anyway, I should go to answer the mailbags.

Stay Safe, 
Christian.}}

===17 December===

{{Email|why you been doing no mailbags and comics

You gotta keep up.

---
Okay, if you have any spare time, I know some females who would love to see some more stuff like what you just posted.

Like I unno, dancing shirtless to I'm too Sexy for my shirt. Ya know, cuz that's a cool song.

Ya know.

Okay, I'm hoping for the Sonichu vid on Sunday then.}}

{{EmailReply|Like I said a couple of days ago, I had to go with my family to visit my aunt and uncle yesterday, which was a nice and pleasant trip, and I would not have time for the pages . I made the note on the Cwcipedia beforehand of that as well. I fell asleep shortly after my arrival back home, and since this morning, I had to work cleaning the [[cat]] poo box and around it out of the kitchen. Plus, my father needed me for business where I was personally required to be there. I didn't get back home today until about 4:00. I went straight to my PC to type in the Personal [[ED]] Page revisions and explanations with the verbatim ED Page text; that took me over 5 hours.

And I will be looking for the interviews around my church Sunday.

Also, I want to make sure I understand, in reference to your note of knowing some ladies who like what I had just posted, are you talking about my manly new video I uploaded a couple of days ago? Because that would be sweet to have them around for a while. :)

Anyway, Take Care and Stay Safe,
Christian.}}

===22 December ===

{{EmailReply|Just another update. I have received a LOT of snow the past weekend, and I have been unable to leave the house the past few days. It was LITERALLY (My) Knee-Deep; the mail nor the paper had run since the past Saturday. But as you were able to tell on the Cwcipedia, I did not stop on the drawing. Although after a 2-second blackout, I was without my PC for over 24 hours. But after I got it back, I made the new update on there, then uploaded my 3 days worth of pages the next day. I will be uploading today's pair shortly and answering more fanmail.

Hopefully, I'll be able to get a [[car]] out of my yard tomorrow; I've dug out a path for the car, now I have to get the big amount of snow off of it before I can move it; it turned nighttime by the time I had finished digging the car path. You'll like how Sonichu would deal with that amount of snow on tomorrow's pair of pages. And I will have the video of the [[A Sonichu Day|day in Sonichu's life]] recorded soon; I had to think a lot about it, and I almost have the script for it finished.

I'll e-mail again later. 
Stay Safe, and Merry Christmas. 
Christian.}}

{{Email|as I said, if you need help ask for it.

also, since i'm guessing snow has been hitting hard, I'm thinking of other videos you could simply do indoors instead of going outside.

unless you like to start snowfights i guess.

Uh...maybe you could play the harmonica? everyone loves music unless you're deaf lol

also, january is coming up and so you'll need to send me those financial papers

also, how much do you currently have saved up?}}

{{EmailReply|Thank you, should anything come up where I am unable to go online for a
while, or anything I can think of that you can help me with, I will
(try to) let you know.

My family and I managed to get one car out of the snowy yard yesterday;
[[Father Call|I did a LOT of shoveling.]] We went to the grocery store (Food Lion) for
supplies, got some coffee and lunch at [[Burger King]], and ran a couple of
other errands as well. Upon getting back home, the car got stuck in
our snow for a while; I had to help push the car, spread some [[kitty]]
litter, and dig around the car, until we've finally managed to move the
car's behind out of the road and into the snow driveway. While there
is chance of us being able to go out again, we're not planning on
risking it. Especially with the Freezing Rain coming in at about
Midnight tonight. I felt really tired after all that work; we got back
inside the house at about 7:30 PM. I ended up crashing during the 9:00
PM hour, waking this morning at 5:30.

I intend on recording the video for "[[A Sonichu Day|A day in the life of Sonichu]]"
today, as well as draw 2 or 4 pages today for the [[Christmas Special]]. I
had another idea for the "[[100 2269|Day in the life]]" video, I thought of making a
motion-comic in a [[LittleBiGPlanet]] Level, then of course uploading THAT
level and recording the footage onto a DVD-RW to be ripped from and
uploaded onto YouTube. It's a fun idea anyway. I may just end up
using the [[Lego]] Figures anyway for the video, and make the level as a
side-project along with that.

I'll play a song on the harmonica in a video soon. And I will send you
the financial information soon as well, with the starting balance after
my next piece of income comes in, which considering the 3rd of the
month ([[January 2010|January, 2010]]) falls on a Sunday, and there is the holiday of
New Year's Day the Friday before, I should get it in as early as next
Tursday. After it comes in, I will print the page of the current
status and starting January amount, mark out the bank numbers, scan it
in and e-mail it to you. And I will let you know of the planned
spendings and such then.

I'll TTYL, 
Merry Christmas and Stay Safe, 
Christian.}}

===24 December === 

{{EmailReply|1=As you may have noticed, [[Jack Thaddeus|Jack Thaddius]] has been donating to the Cwcipedia and abusing his rights to place ads in the adspace with the God-Damn [[homos]]exual ads. At first, it was light, the pic of Peter Griffin with the message of Seth McFarline approving of it, then he touched a nerve with the [[Aspergers]] = [[Autism]] ad (AT LEAST IT HAD A WOMAN IN THAT IMAGE). Then he adds 4 more offensive homo ads, and tonight he monopolizes the space with TWO EXPLICIT ADS THAT WOULD ONLY BE SHOWN IN AN adam&eve catalog! GOD DAMN!!! I try to cope with the nuisance with F5, and even covering that portion of the screen with removable taped paper. But it's ads like that S.O.B. has on there right now that make me want to cry in shame that my stuff is being dragged down the drain with those WORSE THAN SHITTY, GOD DAMN, HELLHOLE AD IMAGES!!!!!

<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>

I miss the days when the ONLY ad on there was the ad for your Audiobooks, but even that is long-gone. Please, Vivian, regain control of the Ad Space and remove those ads; AS LONG AS IT IS NOT A [[Homos|HOMOSEXUAL]] AD, or has an Image that is Offensive to a majority of the worldwide population, I do not care of what is advertised there. You even have my permission to place an ad for a website that is making Sonichu Merchandise; I even made the statement that such merchandise, excluding bootleg DVDs and Comic Books, are Official and Approved By Me.

I wish for Peace Of Mind and Comfort when I update and view the Cwcipedia. Please help me, Vivian. Do this for me, and I will give
you my full trust and faith.

In any case, I'm tired from shoveling more snow earlier today, and mostly getting the snow off the other cars. On the brighter side, I managed to make a few heavy avalanches (biggest clumps of snow sliding off any side of the vehicle). But at least I got the [[Sonichu Day]] video created and uploaded, and I did two more pages and got them uploaded. I'll do another pair of pages tomorrow, maybe four. It being [[Jesus]]' Birthday, Christmas Day, I'll be at home with nowhere to go anyway.

Merry Christmas, Vivan. 
Love and Peace, and Stay Safe, 
Christian C.
}}

{{Emails}}

[[Category:E-mails]]

Chris emails 2008

2011-10-21T07:59:05Z

Penman28: /* September */

This page lists miscellaneous emails sent and received by Chris in [[2008]].

===[[2008#January|January]]===
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 From: cwcsonichu@aol.com
 To: sketchybananinja@hotmail.com
 Sent: Sun, 27 Jan [[2008]] 9:59 am
 Subject: Hey, [[Anna]]

I don't know if I told you about it, but a few months ago, I found this page that is degrading to my persona, http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/chris-chan/ ,

and they've quoted what was supposedly your story, [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|"The Crazy Pacer"]]. I did not read much of the story, and I did not see the need to bother you about it. But recently, I got a message from someone who found the story through a link on the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|encyclopediadramatica]] page, and this person based my personality on it.

After you check out the [[ED]] page, I would like to ask you, as a friend, was that really your story, an if it was, please, to save a piece of what could be my reputation, delete it, and keep it for yourself only on your hard drive.

Thank you. Take care.

Chris Chan.
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===[[2008#March|March]]===

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 From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
 To: annamclerran@aim.com
 Sent: Sun, 16 Mar 2008 12:23:46 AM Eastern Daylight Time
 Subject: Hey, [[Anna]]

I hope you're doing well. Anyway, I'll get to the point; there is a way you can help on the elimination of the "Chris-chan" page on ED, basically the pages on whole ED website are wiki (similar to html editing), and setting up an account to edit the page is free; you may want to use a fake e-mail address. Anyway, you can remove the "Crazy Pacer" story from the page for starters, but be careful not to take out TOO MUCH; they may undo your doing, so you may want to make multiple edits; remove the story on the first time, then add some random thing that comes to your mind onto the bottom of the page.

I can only do so much at one time, since after I make an edit (behind their backs), they "[[ban]]" my IP address from undoing their undoing, and I have to wait a few hours to a day or two before I can anything more against them.

That's the story there.

On another topic, please let me know when you plan to access your Skype account; I'll try to call you from my [[PSP]] to properly test my headset... "Can you hear me now?"

Thank you for your help, and for caring about me. :)

Love, 
Chris Chan.
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 From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
 To: info-en-q@wikimedia.org
 Sent: Wed, 19 Mar 2008 5:13:38 PM Eastern Daylight Time
 Subject: Wiki Edit Lock Help

Sir, or madam, my name is [[Christian Weston Chandler]] (aka Chris Chan). There is a page on Encyclopedia Dramatica which has been dragging my name, as well as a very close [[gal-pal]] of mine, through the mud. I have been trying to get the people responsible to take the whole page down and leave it blank, but obviously failed. Today, I've tried to take the matter into my own hands by searching for the code for the "Edit Lock", so I can delete everything on the page and Lock it from anyone ever replacing the degrading information onto it again. I've found your Mediawiki Software, but I am askew with confusion on how to even install the program and all that (the unrecognizable .tar extension didn't help much either). Please help me in deleting everything on the page, and putting a Edit Lock onto it.

Thank you, and have a good day. 
Christian Wetston Chandler.

Create a Home Theater Like the Pros. Watch the video on AOL Home.
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−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
 From: Wikimedia Support Team (Quality items) <info-en-q@wikimedia.org>
 To: CWCSonichu@aol.com
 Sent: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 8:36 am
 Subject: Re: [Ticket#2008031910022341] Wiki Edit Lock Help

Dear CWCSonichu@aol.com,

Thank you for contacting us regarding the "Chris Chan" page on Encyclopedia
Dramatica. However, the wiki you have written about is not affiliated with
the Wikimedia Foundation. Many wikis exist outside of the projects hosted by
the Wikimedia Foundation. We have no control over, nor affiliation with, those
wikis.

Please note that while other sites may also use MediaWiki software and
therefore look similar to our projects, or may have a name that includes
'Wiki-' or '-pedia', or a similar domain name, the only projects which are
part of the Wikimedia Foundation are those listed at
http://wikimediafoundation.org/wiki/Our_projects.

You may wish to use a search engine or other resource to locate the
appropriate contact address. I apologize for any inconvenience this may have
caused you.

Yours sincerely, 
Jim Redmond

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are not to be considered an official statement of the Wikimedia Foundation.
For official correspondence, please contact the Wikimedia Foundation by
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===June===

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From: Tyler Wayne <theprimegamer@comcast.net> 
To: cwcsonichu@aol.com 
Sent: Fri, 13 Jun 2008 5:53 am 
Subject: Re: Hey, Ty.
 
Christian,

Why not make arrangements to meet [[Megan]] at [[McDonald's|Mc Donalds]] or someplace near [[The Game Place|The Place]] and give her your present then.

-Tony

on 6/11/08 10:46 PM, cwcsonichu@aol.com at cwcsonichu@aol.com wrote:

I hope and you and your family are doing good and well. Summer's just startin' for you, Brianna and Caitlyn; good for y'all.

I'll get to the point, since I have been forced into hiatus from the [[Pokemon]] League by that S.O.B. Mike, I will be unable to hand-deliver the German-[[English]] Dictionary to Megan for her [[Birthday]]. I would like to meet you somewhere and entrust the Dictionary to your capable hands for delivery to Megan. My only regret is not having been able to make her smile, or see it in my vincinity, since that incident. *sigh* Anyway, please reply to where and when is convient for you.

Peace be with y'all (and for Megan and her family too, please relay that to her for me);

Christian Chandler.
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−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
 From: Brittany Heiman <brittanyheiman@msn.com>
 To: cwcsonichu@aol.com
 Sent: Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:02 am
 Subject: Please Read This

Dear Mr.Chandler,

Before I get to what I want to say in this e-mail, let it be known that this is NOT a hate e-mail, nor is it intended for the sole purpose of being mean to you. However, I will say that I am going to be blunt and tell you straightfoward what I want to say, which may in turn hurt you. It is up to you whether or not you would want to read this.

With that said, I want this e-mail to help you with some advice on your current "quest", as you put it, for love.

First off, it is not your fault you were born with [[Autism]]. I feel sympathy because it makes it all that more difficult to land you a girl. However, you must realize that not everyone will feel oh-so sympathetic or understand your troubles. The most saddening part of life is that not everyone will like you or the things you do, but you must move away from them and realize there are plenty of like-minded people like you.

Now, even though you have Autism, this doesn't mean that you are destined to live a horrible lonely life, but you should know that you can't use "autism" as an excuse for everything. Blaming a disorder for all the troubles in you life will not get you far. If you want others to look past your autism, you must do so as well. You must see yourself as you, regardless of what disorder you have.

I have plenty of friends with [[Asperger's]] and high-functioning autism. One of my close friends Alex has to deal with autism standing in his way of fitting in at school, yet he has a great talent of singing. He took that good thing about him and won the talent show, and gained friends. You should take the very best talent you have and expand it to the best of your ability.

Now on to your [[girlfriend]] troubles..

I think at this moment in your life, you goal shouldn't be just scoring with a chick, but making friends. If I'm correct, you have a [[MySpace]]. Try finding people in your area that share you like for video games. Be it a guy, don't ignore him. After all, he does have his friends, some of who may be single girls.

You also need to not set your expectations so high. I'm not saying you should go off and date the nearest obese [[black]] lady. However, what you need most is dating experience. After having been through various relationships, you can get past that akward "approaching" phase with confidence. Think of meeting a girl as a friend, not as a future life partner.

Also, I do not mean to offend, but the whole sign thing has to go. If it hasn't worked for the past 8 or so years, it probably won't work now. To us females, it shows you as someone who lacks the confidence to go up to someone. Women want someone who can have the courage to break the ice and start a conversation. Maybe if you see a nice girl with a dog in the park, start with something simple like complimenting how cute/burly/adorable her dog is. Then you can go on and start a conversation about your dog and what it looked like, etc...
Any compliment about her can most likely be used as a convo starter, aside from pick-up lines and the plain creepy.

Another thing you may want to work on is...your wardrobe. I have to say that you I feel as if it's trapped in the 80's. Also, your [[Sonichu medallion]]..oh man, this really hurts to break it to you, but...it'd be best left at home. Sorry man, but it's like one giant pussy deflector. That's all I can say about it, and I'm trying my best not to be harsh about it here.

You may want to revise your MySpace profiles and such a bit. When you talk about marrige and the like in your profile, it'd tend to ward off women, for they'll feel that if they even talk to you that they'd be all of a sudden committed. Talking about marrige should wait when you and her feel it's right.

I hope this will help you in your "girlfriend" [[Love quest|quest]]. I know that Encyclopedia Dramatica will keep their article up about you, but if you move on and not bother talking about it or vandilize it, it'll soon be forgotten. Anonymous feeds off of you being upset over the article. Once you move on and forget about it, the sooner you can live a better life.

Please Reply Soon, 
Some Random Gaiafag
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===July===
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From: cwcsonichu@aol.com 
To: theprimegamer@comcast.net 
Sent: Sat, 12 Jul 2008 3:16 am 
Subject: More words to add, since I was typing the earlier message on my PSP...
 
I've only had a few things to keep me sane, my [[video games]] (mostly [[Guitar Hero]]), my family, going to church, and the ocassional outtings with my family. Seriously, I really miss my fridays at the Pokemon League.

BTW, Ty, did you get your [[PS3|Playstation 3]] yet? If you have, please send me a Friend Request through the PSN; my PSN ID is "[[Sonichu]]". How are you on Guitar Hero III's "Raining Blood", and the other songs in that final set? I tell you what, "Raining Blood" is so darn difficult on any difficulty. My Hammer-Ons/Pull-Offs are good, but it is really difficult for me when the notes are so close together in a tight H-O/P-O stream.

But I digress, please send my regards to everyone at the League, especially Megan and John.

Peace;

Christian Chandler.

P.S.

I've sent an apology letter to Michael at the Game Place; I hope that he will have an open heart, accept the apology and allow me back into The Place. Otherwise, if his heart was so dang sealed shut, he would really be showing himself off as the biggest [[Jerk]] and potential B-tard.
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===August===
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−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
 From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
 To: oreilly@foxnews.com
Cc: Dateline@NBCUNI.com; Nightly@NBC.com
 Sent: Wed, 6 Aug 2008 3:30:32 AM Eastern Daylight Time
 Subject: Re-report of Massively Hurtful Mockery

I wish to re-report the heinous webpage of worst levels of mockery against me,

This webpage (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan) has been haunting me since it originated around [[Halloween]], [[2007]]; I have previously reported it, but no response. I have recently received an e-mail from the Original Person who is responsible for putting it up in the first place. I have TWO sources that marks him red-handed; under "edit", if you check the VERY FIRST name that contributed to the page, it is "HowellGames". And the e-mail from him at howellgames@gmail.com, his name is [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], as he states in his e-mail. Further, to quote the e-mail,

"Hello Chris, this is howellgames. The creator of the ED page for you.

My, my, you seemed rather angry about it in your last [[youtube]] video! A few months ago, you asked me why I made the page for you. My reason? You were too damn funny to ignore. I have nothing against you personally, but you really need to let go of some of that anger you have. Also, the page will not be brought down.

Toodles!

Sincerely, 
Howellgames, AKA [[Liquid Snake]], AKA Jason Kendrick Howell"

I want that webpage taken down FOREVER, because it drags my good name through the mud with such high levels of hatred, and sexually explicit trash, and constant harassment as further entries were inputed from him and many others who hate me "For the [[LULZ]]" (Laughs at my expense). Also, massive misuse of my original hand-drawn Sonichu content, and then some. Please E-Mail me when you all are on the verge of taking Jason Kendrick Howell, and the Encyclopedia Dramatica webpage, down for good and forever.

And with your televised support, and FBI-type of people among your known people, I will feel better and safer in knowing that webpage is on its way OFF THE WEB.

Sincerely; 
Christian Weston Chandler, Mr.
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 From: cwcsonichu@aol.com
 To: elizabethfoss22@earthlink.net
 Sent: Tue, 12 Aug 2008 7:44 pm
 Subject: Hey, Elizabeth

This is just a heads-up. You're familar of my relationship status; I've been socializing on the web exercising caution. Also taking note of possible liars and trojan horses from those who mock me in such slanderous ways. (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan has been pestering me for almost a year, but thank our Lord and [[God]] that
that website is finally on the verge of being removed for good).

Anyway, to confirm the identity of "women" who have contacted me in e-mails, I've been pondering what would be the most comfortable way for me to confirm the identity and intentions for myself. Then it hit me earlier today, I could refer her to my most trustworthy friend, and she can talk to her for me and let me know. And, well, I couldn't think of anyone better than you, my neighborhood friendly Reverend. :) I felt it wise to check in with you to see how you feel about me referring you, and if any of the [[internet]] women who contacted me should come in that you can converse with her a bit and letting me know from your impression. Please let me know how you feel about that.

Peace,

Christian Chandler.
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From: cwcsonichu@aol.com 
To: sonichufan1985@gmail.com 
Sent: Tue, 12 Aug 2008 8:12 pm 
Subject: Re: Hi Mr. Chandler this is Sonichufan1985
 

Well, [[Robert]], or may I call you Bob (which happens to be my [[father]]'s name as well, but he likes to be called Bob)? If I may quote my new blog on my MySpace page, which was also a reply to a black male who e-mailed me inquiring if I was prejudiced.

"It is also proven that Majority of the Male Population are arrogant,
ignorant of others' feelings and emotions, rarely give full thought to
their actions before executing them, testosterone driven, more for
danger than Peace. A lot of women will likely have the same feelings
against the Males they encounter. Yet among all the women, they find
the FEW among the males who are the opposite of the traits I have just
listed, and they accept them for not only their potential husbands, but
their True Emotional supporters and providers."

So, from the considerably sterotypical qualities of majority of the male population, yet well-proven facts, they ARE just jerks, looking for cheap laughs at others' expense. ED is losing their power, and so is a great chunk of cheap laughs at peoples' expenses. I feel that if someone wants a cheap laugh at others expenses, just turn on the TV, and leave those laughs there; don't take them with you in public.

Also, let20me ask you, considering the 50/50 chance of you having watched "[[Family Guy]]" or not. How do you feel about Megan Marie Griffin? Honestly, in my humble opinion, I meant what I said about Megan Marie Griffin. She is NOT ugly; she has always been a beautiful catch in my eyes. I just do not understand how anyone would see Megan as ugly, and I feel it is very pitiful that Seth McFarline would make her the "punching bag" of most everyone else on the show, when clearly she does not deserve such torturous punishment. I am in the same boat as she is, if you think about it; I'm the punching bag of the jerks on ED who are getting their heinous "LULZ" (a rehash of LOL, meaning "Laugh Out Loud"), but in my opinion, LULZ means "Laughs Under Lucricities," which is obviously not good.

Two more things I will let you know about, in the comment I left in your video with the song, when I thanked you, I honestly meant that in a good way. I hoped after reading that comment, it made your day. And after watching that video, I am considering dedicating two or three pages in the comic I've resumed work on to me interviewing you, based on your video(s). Keep that under your hat; the [[Ghostbusters|Ghostbuster]]/Family Guy [[parody]] I've provided was enough of a foretaste.

Also, I don't know where Christiansburg is, but it sounds like it's way more than 25 miles from Rucker
sville and [[Charlottesville]], so thank you for your offer there. And while I would have nothing to do beyond having to tolerate most of the male population, you have earned yourself a respectable spot in my margin-of-error for acquaintances, the President, celebrities and my father and other relatives. It was good to make your acquaintance, Bob.

Peace;

Christian Weston Chandler.

PS

You do not need to be so formal, just "Chris" will suffice.
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 From: cwcsonichu@aol.com
 To: clarinetangel@hotmail.com
 Sent: Fri, 15 Aug 2008 10:03 am
 Subject: Hello, Kat, I am Christian Chandler

You may or may not know me (depending on how often you're on the internet, and if you've found me by reference or search), but I have something to tell you about your "cuddle-butt", [[Jason Kendrick Howell|Jason]]. He has been playing a Major Cog in the Slander Factory known as [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], and among all the innocent victims that the website has vandalized beyond the worst embarrassment known to mankind within their grasp, your bully of a boyfriend is the Original Author of the "Chris-chan" page that was put up there for the "LULZ", "Laughs Under Lucricities". Which I don't have to tell you is not only mean and cruel, the page is HORRIBLE.

Against me, that page has broken the closest thing I've had to a relationship with Megan Schroeder, who I've finally had at her first time of saying with feeling, "I Love You" to me, then she found that page and she broke up with me. It broke my heart.

Also, the chaos from the page broke up the buddy friendship between me and my buddy, [[Joshua Martinez]], who attended Special Ed classes with me during our childhood.

And after the first time I found that page myself, I went into a spiral of rage against that machine, that with the break-ups and chaos, I became depre
ssed and went into a forced-by-personal-emotions hiatus.

There are numerous other chaotic happenings that raged from the ED page, but I can't remember them all.

Anyway, the point is, if it wasn't for your "Bully Next Door", I would not have to have had to endure the stress, emotional pains, break-ups, self-torments, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera!!!

Who knows what he may have in mind against you in relation. While he may have started with me, or possibly any one or more of the victims on Encyclopedia Dramatica, who knows when he will do something similarly evil or worse against you.

Oh, BTW, in other states, it IS illegal for his 20-year old self to be Dating 17-year old you.

My apologies for informing you and possibly causing emotional stress and rage, but I felt it was my duty to inform you before it was too late.

Peace,

Christian Weston Chandler.
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===September===
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 From: Elizabeth Foss <elizabethfoss22@earthlink.net>
 To: cwcsonichu@aol.com
 Sent: Tue, 16 Sep 2008 3:35 am
 Subject: Re: I'm warning you about a mistake I made from being deceived

Dear Christian,

I know this hurt you, and I understand that repentence was part of the process of responding to this occurance. Repentence means "turning away," which means that it is important not only to feel badly about what one has done, but also to take steps to turn away from the behavior--remember what Marty Peterman said about not sending anything over the internet you wouldn't want your grandmother to see. The internet offers anyone the opportunity to create any identity they wish; it's easy to deceive people if that's what they want to do. This means you have to be smarter than they are and not play their games.

I was hoping that meeting with Marty would help you to do that, so I've been surprised by this recent turn of events. Did you know that we have a new staff member at church? I am wondering if you might find talking with her to be helpful; I know talking with [[JERKS|men]] is difficult for you, and she is a woman. Her name is [[Rocky Shoemaker]] and she is a pastoral counselor, which means that she is a pastor but also someone trained to listen and help people with personal struggles and difficulties.

I would be glad to meet with you and with Rocky together, to see if talking with her would be a good place to talk about your feelings related to what has happened with Kawaii Kitsune and your quest for a sweetheart. I trust Rocky and think she is very good at what she does. We are both available on Thursday afternoon--please give me a time that would be convenient for you.

I know God has heard your pain, and the church wants to be helpful to you. I hope you will be in touch.

Blessings, 
Elizabeth

−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
 >From: cwcsonichu@aol.com
 >Sent: Sep 11, 2008 11:20 PM
 > To: elizabethfoss22@earthlink.net
 >Subject: I'm warning you about a mistake I made from being deceived
 >
 >My ex-friend, [[Blanca]] W, AKA Kawaii Kitsune, and I recently had an
 >exchange of e-mails; she was ready to open up to me more, in an
 >exchange of digital photos. So she asked me for some, and I got some
 >from her, or rather HIM. He turned out to be a TROLL who went to the
 >max to Deceive me and Played me for a Fool. So, HE UPLOADED the pics I
 >SENT to him onto the ED page. It was NOT MY FAULT, because he FOOLED
 >ME ONCE, Shame on HIM. Anyway, I feel just terrible and miserable
 >about it, and I ask that you NOT hold me against the misdeed, should
 >you become informed through an "Anonymous" E-Mail".
 >
 >I've repented my misdeed to our God and our Lord; I hope my trusted
 >reverend will forgive me as well.
 >
 >Peace,
 >Christian C.
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 From: YouTube Service <service@youtube.com>
 To: Sonichu <CWCSonichu@aol.com>
 Sent: Wed, 17 Sep 2008 3:08 pm
 Subject: Message from GreyMace: What to Do.

GreyMace has sent you a message on YouTube:

What to Do.

Change the password. Give it to no one else. Don't post around or in anyway that would suggest you are not him. If you do you contaminate the possibility for further action.

He logs in to youtube probably daily. For a while he may think he's entering his password wrong. After the trolling he has become cautious so the possibility will come to his mind sooner rather than later. Try to be quick in figuring out what you want to do with the opportunity. I suppose you'll want to make it count.

Good luck.

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{{emails}}

[[Category:E-mails]]

Mary Lee Walsh

2011-10-21T07:21:00Z

Penman28: /* Mary Lee Walsh in real life */

{{quote|You're not gonna get a Girlfriend, this way or any way.|Mary, as quoted by Chris.<ref>[[Chris emails 2007]]</ref>}}
{{Quote|Enough OLD [[Chris and anger|angst]] against the grey-haired witch-devil, THAT I'VE PUT LONG BEHIND ME...|Chris, lying, in November 2007.<ref>[[CWC's Diary]]</ref>}}
[[Image:Sonichu07-P38.jpg|thumb|Mary Lee Walsh, as she appears in the [[comic]] (and in [[CWCipedia]]). Chris draws her tits almost as big as his fans do.]]

'''Mary Lee Walsh''' is a proto-[[troll]] who thwarted [[Chris]]'s [[Love Quest]] by ripping up his [[Attraction Sign]] and suspending him from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. She is one of the most important people in Chris's history, as she is one of the few people who saw through Chris's [[autistic]] bullshit and tried to make him act like a normal human being.

The resulting conflict between Chris and Mary Lee affected Chris so profoundly that she became the sole focus of many early ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' [[Sub-Episodes]]. Even to this day, she is still the one of the chief villains in the ''Sonichu'' series, a status that even [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Liquid Chris]] could never match. As such, she is revered and cherished among trolls for her actions, both in real life, and in ''Sonichu'' fanfic. All hail the Dean!

By early [[2009]], Chris had begun to express a desire for reconciliation with Walsh, beginning with his [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retcon]] of the fictional Mary's name to the slightly less defamatory '''Slaweel Ryam'''. For the next several months Chris made conciliatory gestures, including a drawing sent to her house, to which she responded with a legal summons. Since then, Chris has accepted that Walsh will never be able to truly earn his forgiveness.

==Mary Lee Walsh in real life==
[[Image:MaryLeeWalsh-IRL.JPG|thumb|right|Contrary to how she is rendered in various media, Mary Lee Walsh is not very attractive in person.]]
Walsh is the Dean of Student Affairs at the PVCC and a member of the [[Virginia]] Sexual and Domestic Violence Action Alliance (srsly<ref>[http://www.vadv.org/secGetHelp/Directory%20of%20Services/campusprgms_p-z.html]</ref>). In the past, Chris had been scolded by her for passing around photocopies of his ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' newsletter, and she finally delivered the crushing blow when Chris was loitering with his usual [[sign|attraction sign]]. [[Chris and Reality|According to Chris]] Walsh tore down his sign and told him that he would never get a girlfriend this way, or indeed at all.

Chris, being the narcissist he is, disregarded her warnings and continued to place ads for his "love quest" all over the PVCC campus. Walsh, most likely pissed off that this retard kept defying her authority, took Chris to her office to discuss the situation with him. After what Chris described as being "talked down...to RUDELY AND HOARSELY," he [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|attacked]] her in a fit of [[Chris and anger|tard rage]]. This resulted in a year-long expulsion from PVCC. He was forced to take [[anger]] management classes and get psychiatric help before he was readmitted.<ref name="wikipedia">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Enter_the_Wicked_Witch_of_the_Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens|User:ChrisChanSonichu]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails#Chris got his degree for Cwcville|Jackie E-mails]]</ref>

===Soul-crusher===

{{quotebox|So, as of August, [[2003|Y2K3]], I did [[autism|the most logical, sensible and inexpensive idea I could think of]], I made a simple [[sign]] that stated, "I am a 21-year old and Single Male Seeking and 18-21-year old SINGLE [[Gal-pal|FEMALE COMPANION]]", along with a basic description of qualities I felt were best suited, due to the fact that it describe MOST every [[Boyfriend-free girl|Boyfriend-Free]], 18-21year old Girl. Sadly though, not a single one even gave me a glanced, a momentary pause or even an excuse-making throat clearing to read the sign or give me the time of day. And the few who noticed... That EVIL WITCH OF THE [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PrivateVilla of Corrupted Citizens]], Mary Lee Walsh, a bunch of Non-Blue or [[Black]] impersonating [[Jerkops|JERKOPS]], [[Manajerks]] and every other (only a few total) son/daughter of a #@&*.. MOCKED ME AND EVEN CRUMBLED MY EFFORTS AND THREW THEM INTO MY FACE! IT WAS SERIOUS HEART-SHATTERING INSULTS LIKE THAT WHICH LITERALLY SHATTERED MY HEART TO ALMOST NOTHING AND MURDERED MY SOUL! Like as if I didn't already understand that [[Love]] Can't be Hurried; but they ALL left a HUGE IMPRESSION among the general population that having a [[Sweetheart]] was ILLEGAL IN VIRGINIA thus, "[[Virginia is for Virgins|VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS, NOT LOVERS!]]" was what I had thought for a long time with the Dark Forces that were forced into me, bedding with my torturing past with the [[jerks]] of the [[Greene County]] School System during the childhood years of my life. Thank [[GodJesus|God]] for blessing me with many happy years at [[Providence Middle School]] and [[Manchester High School]] in Chesterfield; rounding my feelings and attitude out for today.}}

===Emails with Mary===
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'''From: CWCSonichu@aol.com''' 
'''Sent: Sunday, February 01, 2004 1:22 PM''' 
'''To: mwalsh@pvcc.edu''' 
'''Subject: Hi again...'''

Mary, I've slept on it, and I have realized that note-hanging is not the way to get attention. And I don't really want to meet with either you nor Susan, no offense. I'll tell you what, let's forget the meeting, and if you will allow my newsletter to stay in distribution, I will do all of the following:

-I will never hang notes on the wall again. 
-I'll consider stopping my Silent Treatment on Susan. 
-I'll consider knocking you and Susan up my scale of Respect each by 2 points (0=No Respect...10=Respect). 

Please reply via E-Mail.

Christian C.
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'''From: Mary Lee Walsh <mwalsh@pvcc.edu>''' 
'''To: CWCSonichu@aol.com''' 
'''Sent: Tue, 3 Feb 2004 8:54 am''' 
'''Subject: RE: Hi again...'''

Christian:
Susan Hannifan and I will be able to meet with you on Monday February 9th in my office at 3:00 p.m. I do not have any time this week that works with all of our schedules, so it will have to be next Monday. I normally send students notice of appointments by mail, but you have asked that I correspond to you through email. It is necessary that this meeting take place, so if Monday is not convenient for you please let me know and we will set a time for Wednesday.</div>
 
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'''From: CWCSonichu@aol.com''' 
'''To: Virginia_Sanford@ccpsnet.net''' 
'''Sent: Wed, 21 Feb 2007 3:32:50 PM Eastern Standard Time''' 
'''Subject: Re: Hello'''

Hey, Mrs. Sanford (or should I say Ginny or [[Virginia]] ), I am delighted to hear from you as well. And It is also good to know that you are still residing at that address. The [[DVD]] is under production, to be completed a few days after February 24, [[2007]] (my 25th Birthday...Yay).

You may be able to help me in a portion of it now; there will be a [[Slideshow]] (projected from my [[PlayStation Portable]]) featuring not only pics of me growing up, but the friends, teachers and relatives I've known and remembered (either from heart, like yourself, as well as yearbook signatures). Anyway, do you remember from the ol' class, Sarah and Micha (the blonde girl with glasses, and the slow-talking african american who Ms. Eckel told over and over [[Hypocrisy|to get his dad to teach him how to shave]])? I remembered both of them from heart, but unfortunately I don't remember their last names, so it's harder to find them in the yearbooks; could you tell me their last names, please?

As for what had happened during PVCC, in a nutshell; about Mid-Summer, 2003, I've realize upon revolation[sic] that I needed a girl friend to make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up, so with a sign (which I've later realized that it made me look slow-minded; the "R" Word), I've started my Enduring Love Quest. The Dean of Student Serveces[sic], Mary Lee Walsh came out and tore my sign up right in front of me, and said, "You're not gonna get a Girlfriend this way or any way." That *&^%$ SHATTERED MY HEART AND MURDERED MY SOUL. And it wasn't just her, the Policemen Imposters in Brown, White and Red, AKA The Jerkops (Blue and Black ARE the TRUE POLICE SOLDIERS) also seriously indented the impression that "Virgina is for Virgins, NOT Lovers".

But it has a happy ending; in Mid-[[2005]], when I've started playing the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] TCG, I met [[Megan|this girl]] who upon numerous conversations, art-sharing and secret confidence, I've grown fond of, and my Heart and Soul Recovered from the Serious Emotional and Physical Pain I've endured. Although she's not intrested[sic] in a serious relationship, I still am fond of her, and I'm hoping that she may have a change of heart.

You may learn more about what had happened to me from the Sub-Episodes in my "Sonichu" Comic Book, which I have the legable [''sic''] images uploaded onto my [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]]; those Sub-Episodes are based on my Real-Life Events. *[[sigh]]*

Well, that's about it for now; I hope you do well as well. And I will make that DVD copy for you after I've finalized the master copy. Please tell the remaing[sic] faculty who are still working at Providence that I wish them the best as well. I still remember Mrs. Rogers (my ol' computer teacher) when she played as Woodstock in the [[1990s#1996|1996]] "Snoopy" play; that was just fun and cute. :)

Take care;
Christian Weston Chandler, A.K.A. (nickname) Chris Chan.
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==Mary Lee Walsh in ''Sonichu''==
[[Image:MachPunch.jpg|thumb|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES.]][[Image:MaryWantsIt.JPG|thumb|Despite the fact that Chris hates Mary Lee Walsh, this didn't stop him from picking up his markers and making hideous porn of her.]]
Because of all the [[stress]] Mary Lee Walsh caused, Chris obsessed over his HEART-SHATTERING defeat and had to re-invent the entire scenario so that he came out as the victor. Chris began to turn her into a villain in his mind, envisioning himself as a conquering hero. Walsh begins to appear in a lot of Chris's works as the ever-present antagonist opposing his [[Love Quest]].

{{quote|After the first encounter with Mary, I put her into my comics from the start as MY personal MAIN Adversary, with her hoard[sic] of Impostor Police People, also known as [[Jerkop]]s, and the Notorious [[Count Graduon]] trapped in the glass orb on the scepter she wields.|Chris, failing to remember that the comic series was supposed to be about Sonichu, not him}}

In the comics, Walsh appears as a literal witch, complete with a broomstick, sinister grin and pitchfork. In a witty [[parody]], she is the leader of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]], or PVCC. She is motivated by a hatred of true love and people who seek it, making her a fitting adversary for the heartsick Chris and the deeply monogamous Sonichu. As the "witch of hearts," Walsh's broader goal is to wage war against love itself, although her only real tactic is send [[jerkops]] into [[CWCville]] to beat up anyone engaging in romance. For some reason, she considers cock-blocking Chris to be of vital importance to her goals, even though Chris does a pretty good job of that himself.

Mary's first appearances in the comics are in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], via a brief preview and several short comic strips that don't formally introduce her; her formal debut in the canon is in [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]. Curiously, Chris and Mary are already bitter enemies, and Chris never explains the exact source of their hostility beyond stating that she once shattered his heart and she is frustrated by his dogged persistence in searching for love. It is, however, made immediately clear that their feud has become intensely personal; both characters are fully prepared to fight to the death.

In [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]] Chris ties together the ancient evil of the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] with his own petty grudges by teaming Mary with [[Count Graduon]]. Imprisoned in a magical scepter, Graduon's power is wielded by Walsh for much of the series. Together, Graduon and Walsh seem to represent all of Chris's misgivings about adult life--the trauma of graduating his beloved [[high school]] and the stress of his collegiate career. However, in [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]] Chris also gains the powers of [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], escalating the battle between a chubby virgin and a old lady to an epic struggle between a ridiculous Sonic recolor and an old lady with a scepter.

During her reign of terror Walsh threatened the city of CWCville on multiple occasions. In ''Sonichu'' #2, she and Graduon create a golem to stomp the city. Much of the action in [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]] involves Chris fending off Walsh's agents, until he and [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] finally storm PVCC and liberate the college from her evil. (Mary simply relocates to [[Menchi-Nasu High]] to establish a new base of operations.) In [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] she floods the town with her army of [[Jerkops]] to stage a coup against Chris and his loyal police force. When this plan begins to collapse she and Graduon attempt to trap Chris in a [[Dark Mirror Hole]], but are only successful in ensnaring his Crystal. When Chris later became stuck in the [[Time Void]] in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] , Mary seized the opportunity and prepared to attack CWCville in her most audacious invasion yet, laying siege with vast armies of [[Transformers|Decepticlones]] in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] and causing untold damage before being defeated by Sonichu. Her evil was finally put to an end in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] when Chris used the power of the [[Sonichu Balls]] to become [[Collosal Chris-Chan]]. He then destroyed Graduon's scepter and easily overpowered her, leaving her paralyzed before sending her to prison.

A consistent theme in Mary's story arc is she is to blame for everything. Just as, in real life, Chris believed that Walsh was somehow the singular author of all his misfortunes, in the comics Mary really is the one pulling all the strings. Virtually all of her Jerkops are simply victims of brainwashing. Many of her other followers show the potential for good, but she herself is beyond redemption. Even Count Graduon finds her to be selfish and wicked, thinking only of her petty squabbles with Chris and never about helping him get free from his scepter.

===Renaming and retcons===
[[Image:143-MaryLeeWalsh.jpg|thumb|Anyone but Hslaw Eel Yram!]]

As a result of the [[Miyamoto Saga]], many characters based on real-life figures were renamed. In a remarkable display of subtlety, Mary Lee Walsh became '''"Slaweel Ryam"''' or '''"Slaweel the Witch"'''. This is very subtle - as one can see, the name is not ''entirely'' backwards, and there are letters missing! No one will figure this out - especially when the notice regarding the name change, with old and new names, was posted prominently on the [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu.net]] front page. Walsh being one of the primary villains in both the comic and real life, Chris obviously didn't want to change the name to an entirely unrecognizable form (that would require originality, which Chris obviously lacks). The name seems to be an evolution of '''"Hslaw Eel Yram"''', which was Chris's version of MLW in his custom [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] cards: in all likelihood, he had only used the "reverse code" as a means to insult Mary with the card without fear of getting in trouble if someone saw said card.

In [[August 2009]], Chris put up a [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=TwoMarys page on CWCipedia entitled 'TwoMarys'] where he tried to explain the retconning of Mary Lee Walsh's name to Slaweel Ryam. Basically, the evil Mary Lee Walsh had been Slaweel all along, except Slaweel changed her name from Mary Lee Walsh to Slaweel Ryam later on, while the ''real'' Mary was innocent the whole time. This of course makes [[List of Chris's lies|absolutely no sense]] as Chris has changed ''every'' instance of the "evil" Mary's name to Slaweel in the most recent edits of his comics, even during her introduction in ''Sonichu'' #0 where her character is introduced as "Slaweel the Witch" and not Mary Lee Walsh. Chris has essentially created a paradox in his comic's timeline - he's made a [[:File:Apology_to_Mary_Lee.jpg|comic]] where Slaweel, caught by Chris and the police, apologizes to Mary for ruining her good name, but the way he's retconned it Slaweel [[Fail|hasn't really had a chance to ruin Mary's name in the first place]]. Another glaring contradiction is that Slaweel says in the apology comic that she's ''"sorry for using [Mary's] name in vain and when I constructed P.V.C.Citizens, and made [Mary] look a fool for about six years"'' but on the [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=TwoMarys 'TwoMarys' page], this caption appears below a picture of Slaweel Ryam:

{{quote|This Mary later changed her name to Slaweel Ryam, and she was creating witch brew during night hours and sharing them illegally with the bums outside of the building; she was fired from PVCC '''then went on to build PVCCitizens'''.|Chris, demonstrating his inability to create a cohesive plot.}}

==Mary Lee Walsh in ''Soul Calibur''==
{{main|Soul Calibur}}

It is debatable whether or not Chris ever attempted to physically harm Mary Lee Walsh, but in a video he uploaded to [[YouTube]], Chris lives out his fantasy of beating the tar out of Mrs. Walsh. Chris created himself and many other real life friends and enemies in the [[video game]] ''Soul Calibur III'', so that he could take out his pent up [[Virgin with rage|rage]] in the most disturbing, passive-aggressive manner possible. [[Fail|It should be noted that Chris is terrible at ''Soul Calibur'', and appears to struggle with defeating an AI-controlled Mary Lee Walsh on the easiest setting.]]

==Possible reconciliation==
[[Image:Apology to Mary Lee.jpg|thumb|Notice that Chris isn't sorry for the shit he did to warrant her anger, only that he let someone with her name run around. And why bother having two separate Mary Lee Walshes if he made her Slaweel?]]

Beyond his efforts to retcon the fictional Mary, Chris began reexamining Mary's value to society by describing her good works on CWCipedia to distinguish her from "Slaweel":

{{quote|This Mary replaced the previous one in mid-2000; she has done a good job with her role as Dean of Student Services. She is Currently and To Be Respected with Open Kindness and Prosperity from ALL the Piedmont Virginia Commuinity College Students, Peers and Employees.|Chris, CWCipedia<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=TwoMarys</ref>}}

The article rambles on, strongly suggesting he used a quick Google search for "research", detailing this Mary's many achievements and services to the Piedmont Virginia Community College. However, the whole piece carries an insincere tone, suggesting Chris was compelled to recognize Mary as a [[reality|real person]] as some sort of therapeutic measure. Keep in mind, however, that he doesn't acknowledge that the ''real woman'' he interacted with wasn't a horned-hat wearing witch; simply that this Mary Lee Walsh was replaced (in the ''real world'') by a good duplicate. In a very sad way, Chris seems to find it easier to rewrite reality than his own fantasy world.

Mary was named on the CWCipedia Chris's first "Woman of The (ANY) Month to Respect with Authority and Kindness" for the month of August.<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Template:Christian_Says</ref>

In his edited version of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page, he clarifies that he forgave Mary Lee Walsh for her "past misdeeds" (even though Chris himself was entirely at fault in all of their encounters). According to his edits, he also hand-delivered a framed copy of his "apology" to her office, and she thanked him by telling his parents not to let their retard son on her campus anymore.

Apparently, Mary didn't give a shit and Chris was crushed.

{{quote|Besides which, that b**** "Dean", Mary Lee Walsh, AFTER I personally went over and handed her a Framed Hand-Drawn Apology of my angst against her, SHE SENT ME A TRESPASSING NOTICE! While my family and I did NOT accept it, and sent it back to her, I must say that is one hell of a "Thank You" for going through the trouble and gas usage to Personally Apologize and Make Peace.|Chris, Mailbag 26<ref>[[Mailbag 26]]</ref>}}

==[[:Category:Mary_Lee_Walsh|Fan art]]==
[[Image:Mary-lee-Walsh.jpg|thumb|[[Mass debating|For some reason]], Mary has become a frequent subject of pictures like this.]]

In Chris's artwork, Mary Lee Walsh has long gray hair and wears a golden helmet with red horns on it. However, Chris being Chris, he would often neglect to draw her hair (and her fingers, and her feet, and her nose...) at all. In the early days of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page it was inferred that Walsh's helmet was in fact a blonde bob cut, and the horns were growing out of her head like those of a devil. Additionally, once it became clear that Chris was viewing the page it became fashionable to mess with him by depicting Mary (whom he despised) as a sexy cartoon girl (which he was sure to fap to). As a result, the most influential depictions of Mary have been Rule 34 fan art, depicting her as a voluptuous blonde with devil horns (and occasionally a tail), wearing (at most) a skimpy purple miniskirt and thigh-high boots.
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==Sources==
<references/>

==See also==
{{CWCipedia|chris=TwoMarys}}
{{Fan art}}
*[[Count Graduon]]
*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]
*[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]
*[[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|Retroactive continuity in ''Sonichu'']]
*[[Attraction Sign]]

==External links==
*[http://zabukawaii.deviantart.com/art/The-origin-of-Slaweel-146885649 Fanfiction: The origin of Slaweel]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLCsZpcTSg0 Harry D and the PVCC girls: "Jerkop Bebob"]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZyH5Y9SpQY Harry D's Live Drawing.]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8dAntFOZxg CWC Sketch- MLW Pt 1]

{{Sonichu}}
{{People}}

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[[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]
[[Category:Villains]]

Mary Lee Walsh

2011-10-21T07:20:31Z

Penman28: /* Mary Lee Walsh in real life */

{{quote|You're not gonna get a Girlfriend, this way or any way.|Mary, as quoted by Chris.<ref>[[Chris emails 2007]]</ref>}}
{{Quote|Enough OLD [[Chris and anger|angst]] against the grey-haired witch-devil, THAT I'VE PUT LONG BEHIND ME...|Chris, lying, in November 2007.<ref>[[CWC's Diary]]</ref>}}
[[Image:Sonichu07-P38.jpg|thumb|Mary Lee Walsh, as she appears in the [[comic]] (and in [[CWCipedia]]). Chris draws her tits almost as big as his fans do.]]

'''Mary Lee Walsh''' is a proto-[[troll]] who thwarted [[Chris]]'s [[Love Quest]] by ripping up his [[Attraction Sign]] and suspending him from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. She is one of the most important people in Chris's history, as she is one of the few people who saw through Chris's [[autistic]] bullshit and tried to make him act like a normal human being.

The resulting conflict between Chris and Mary Lee affected Chris so profoundly that she became the sole focus of many early ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' [[Sub-Episodes]]. Even to this day, she is still the one of the chief villains in the ''Sonichu'' series, a status that even [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Liquid Chris]] could never match. As such, she is revered and cherished among trolls for her actions, both in real life, and in ''Sonichu'' fanfic. All hail the Dean!

By early [[2009]], Chris had begun to express a desire for reconciliation with Walsh, beginning with his [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retcon]] of the fictional Mary's name to the slightly less defamatory '''Slaweel Ryam'''. For the next several months Chris made conciliatory gestures, including a drawing sent to her house, to which she responded with a legal summons. Since then, Chris has accepted that Walsh will never be able to truly earn his forgiveness.

==Mary Lee Walsh in real life==
[[Image:MaryLeeWalsh-IRL.JPG|thumb|right|Contrary to how she is rendered in various media, Mary Lee Walsh is not very attractive in person.]]
Walsh is the Dean of Student Affairs at the PVCC and a member of the [[Virginia]] Sexual and Domestic Violence Action Alliance (srsly<ref>[http://www.vadv.org/secGetHelp/Directory%20of%20Services/campusprgms_p-z.html]</ref>). In the past, Chris had been scolded by her for passing around photocopies of his ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' newsletter, and she finally delivered the crushing blow when Chris was loitering with his usual [[sign|attraction sign]]. [[Chris and Reality|According to Chris]] Walsh tore down his sign and told him that he would never get a girlfriend this way, or indeed at all.

Chris, being the narcissist he is, disregarded her warnings and continued to place ads for his "love quest" all over the PVCC campus. Walsh, most likely pissed off that this retard kept defying her authority, took Chris to her office to discuss the situation with him. After what Chris described as being "talked down...to RUDELY AND HOARSELY," he [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|attacked]] her in a fit of [[Chris and anger|tard rage]]. This resulted in a year-long expulsion from PVCC. He was forced to take [[anger]] management classes and get psychiatric help before he was readmitted.<ref name="wikipedia">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Enter_the_Wicked_Witch_of_the_Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens|User:ChrisChanSonichu]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails|Chris got his degree for Cwcville|Jackie E-mails]]</ref>

===Soul-crusher===

{{quotebox|So, as of August, [[2003|Y2K3]], I did [[autism|the most logical, sensible and inexpensive idea I could think of]], I made a simple [[sign]] that stated, "I am a 21-year old and Single Male Seeking and 18-21-year old SINGLE [[Gal-pal|FEMALE COMPANION]]", along with a basic description of qualities I felt were best suited, due to the fact that it describe MOST every [[Boyfriend-free girl|Boyfriend-Free]], 18-21year old Girl. Sadly though, not a single one even gave me a glanced, a momentary pause or even an excuse-making throat clearing to read the sign or give me the time of day. And the few who noticed... That EVIL WITCH OF THE [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PrivateVilla of Corrupted Citizens]], Mary Lee Walsh, a bunch of Non-Blue or [[Black]] impersonating [[Jerkops|JERKOPS]], [[Manajerks]] and every other (only a few total) son/daughter of a #@&*.. MOCKED ME AND EVEN CRUMBLED MY EFFORTS AND THREW THEM INTO MY FACE! IT WAS SERIOUS HEART-SHATTERING INSULTS LIKE THAT WHICH LITERALLY SHATTERED MY HEART TO ALMOST NOTHING AND MURDERED MY SOUL! Like as if I didn't already understand that [[Love]] Can't be Hurried; but they ALL left a HUGE IMPRESSION among the general population that having a [[Sweetheart]] was ILLEGAL IN VIRGINIA thus, "[[Virginia is for Virgins|VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS, NOT LOVERS!]]" was what I had thought for a long time with the Dark Forces that were forced into me, bedding with my torturing past with the [[jerks]] of the [[Greene County]] School System during the childhood years of my life. Thank [[GodJesus|God]] for blessing me with many happy years at [[Providence Middle School]] and [[Manchester High School]] in Chesterfield; rounding my feelings and attitude out for today.}}

===Emails with Mary===
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'''From: CWCSonichu@aol.com''' 
'''Sent: Sunday, February 01, 2004 1:22 PM''' 
'''To: mwalsh@pvcc.edu''' 
'''Subject: Hi again...'''

Mary, I've slept on it, and I have realized that note-hanging is not the way to get attention. And I don't really want to meet with either you nor Susan, no offense. I'll tell you what, let's forget the meeting, and if you will allow my newsletter to stay in distribution, I will do all of the following:

-I will never hang notes on the wall again. 
-I'll consider stopping my Silent Treatment on Susan. 
-I'll consider knocking you and Susan up my scale of Respect each by 2 points (0=No Respect...10=Respect). 

Please reply via E-Mail.

Christian C.
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'''From: Mary Lee Walsh <mwalsh@pvcc.edu>''' 
'''To: CWCSonichu@aol.com''' 
'''Sent: Tue, 3 Feb 2004 8:54 am''' 
'''Subject: RE: Hi again...'''

Christian:
Susan Hannifan and I will be able to meet with you on Monday February 9th in my office at 3:00 p.m. I do not have any time this week that works with all of our schedules, so it will have to be next Monday. I normally send students notice of appointments by mail, but you have asked that I correspond to you through email. It is necessary that this meeting take place, so if Monday is not convenient for you please let me know and we will set a time for Wednesday.</div>
 
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'''From: CWCSonichu@aol.com''' 
'''To: Virginia_Sanford@ccpsnet.net''' 
'''Sent: Wed, 21 Feb 2007 3:32:50 PM Eastern Standard Time''' 
'''Subject: Re: Hello'''

Hey, Mrs. Sanford (or should I say Ginny or [[Virginia]] ), I am delighted to hear from you as well. And It is also good to know that you are still residing at that address. The [[DVD]] is under production, to be completed a few days after February 24, [[2007]] (my 25th Birthday...Yay).

You may be able to help me in a portion of it now; there will be a [[Slideshow]] (projected from my [[PlayStation Portable]]) featuring not only pics of me growing up, but the friends, teachers and relatives I've known and remembered (either from heart, like yourself, as well as yearbook signatures). Anyway, do you remember from the ol' class, Sarah and Micha (the blonde girl with glasses, and the slow-talking african american who Ms. Eckel told over and over [[Hypocrisy|to get his dad to teach him how to shave]])? I remembered both of them from heart, but unfortunately I don't remember their last names, so it's harder to find them in the yearbooks; could you tell me their last names, please?

As for what had happened during PVCC, in a nutshell; about Mid-Summer, 2003, I've realize upon revolation[sic] that I needed a girl friend to make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up, so with a sign (which I've later realized that it made me look slow-minded; the "R" Word), I've started my Enduring Love Quest. The Dean of Student Serveces[sic], Mary Lee Walsh came out and tore my sign up right in front of me, and said, "You're not gonna get a Girlfriend this way or any way." That *&^%$ SHATTERED MY HEART AND MURDERED MY SOUL. And it wasn't just her, the Policemen Imposters in Brown, White and Red, AKA The Jerkops (Blue and Black ARE the TRUE POLICE SOLDIERS) also seriously indented the impression that "Virgina is for Virgins, NOT Lovers".

But it has a happy ending; in Mid-[[2005]], when I've started playing the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] TCG, I met [[Megan|this girl]] who upon numerous conversations, art-sharing and secret confidence, I've grown fond of, and my Heart and Soul Recovered from the Serious Emotional and Physical Pain I've endured. Although she's not intrested[sic] in a serious relationship, I still am fond of her, and I'm hoping that she may have a change of heart.

You may learn more about what had happened to me from the Sub-Episodes in my "Sonichu" Comic Book, which I have the legable [''sic''] images uploaded onto my [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]]; those Sub-Episodes are based on my Real-Life Events. *[[sigh]]*

Well, that's about it for now; I hope you do well as well. And I will make that DVD copy for you after I've finalized the master copy. Please tell the remaing[sic] faculty who are still working at Providence that I wish them the best as well. I still remember Mrs. Rogers (my ol' computer teacher) when she played as Woodstock in the [[1990s#1996|1996]] "Snoopy" play; that was just fun and cute. :)

Take care;
Christian Weston Chandler, A.K.A. (nickname) Chris Chan.
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==Mary Lee Walsh in ''Sonichu''==
[[Image:MachPunch.jpg|thumb|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES.]][[Image:MaryWantsIt.JPG|thumb|Despite the fact that Chris hates Mary Lee Walsh, this didn't stop him from picking up his markers and making hideous porn of her.]]
Because of all the [[stress]] Mary Lee Walsh caused, Chris obsessed over his HEART-SHATTERING defeat and had to re-invent the entire scenario so that he came out as the victor. Chris began to turn her into a villain in his mind, envisioning himself as a conquering hero. Walsh begins to appear in a lot of Chris's works as the ever-present antagonist opposing his [[Love Quest]].

{{quote|After the first encounter with Mary, I put her into my comics from the start as MY personal MAIN Adversary, with her hoard[sic] of Impostor Police People, also known as [[Jerkop]]s, and the Notorious [[Count Graduon]] trapped in the glass orb on the scepter she wields.|Chris, failing to remember that the comic series was supposed to be about Sonichu, not him}}

In the comics, Walsh appears as a literal witch, complete with a broomstick, sinister grin and pitchfork. In a witty [[parody]], she is the leader of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]], or PVCC. She is motivated by a hatred of true love and people who seek it, making her a fitting adversary for the heartsick Chris and the deeply monogamous Sonichu. As the "witch of hearts," Walsh's broader goal is to wage war against love itself, although her only real tactic is send [[jerkops]] into [[CWCville]] to beat up anyone engaging in romance. For some reason, she considers cock-blocking Chris to be of vital importance to her goals, even though Chris does a pretty good job of that himself.

Mary's first appearances in the comics are in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], via a brief preview and several short comic strips that don't formally introduce her; her formal debut in the canon is in [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]. Curiously, Chris and Mary are already bitter enemies, and Chris never explains the exact source of their hostility beyond stating that she once shattered his heart and she is frustrated by his dogged persistence in searching for love. It is, however, made immediately clear that their feud has become intensely personal; both characters are fully prepared to fight to the death.

In [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]] Chris ties together the ancient evil of the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] with his own petty grudges by teaming Mary with [[Count Graduon]]. Imprisoned in a magical scepter, Graduon's power is wielded by Walsh for much of the series. Together, Graduon and Walsh seem to represent all of Chris's misgivings about adult life--the trauma of graduating his beloved [[high school]] and the stress of his collegiate career. However, in [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]] Chris also gains the powers of [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], escalating the battle between a chubby virgin and a old lady to an epic struggle between a ridiculous Sonic recolor and an old lady with a scepter.

During her reign of terror Walsh threatened the city of CWCville on multiple occasions. In ''Sonichu'' #2, she and Graduon create a golem to stomp the city. Much of the action in [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]] involves Chris fending off Walsh's agents, until he and [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] finally storm PVCC and liberate the college from her evil. (Mary simply relocates to [[Menchi-Nasu High]] to establish a new base of operations.) In [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] she floods the town with her army of [[Jerkops]] to stage a coup against Chris and his loyal police force. When this plan begins to collapse she and Graduon attempt to trap Chris in a [[Dark Mirror Hole]], but are only successful in ensnaring his Crystal. When Chris later became stuck in the [[Time Void]] in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] , Mary seized the opportunity and prepared to attack CWCville in her most audacious invasion yet, laying siege with vast armies of [[Transformers|Decepticlones]] in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] and causing untold damage before being defeated by Sonichu. Her evil was finally put to an end in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] when Chris used the power of the [[Sonichu Balls]] to become [[Collosal Chris-Chan]]. He then destroyed Graduon's scepter and easily overpowered her, leaving her paralyzed before sending her to prison.

A consistent theme in Mary's story arc is she is to blame for everything. Just as, in real life, Chris believed that Walsh was somehow the singular author of all his misfortunes, in the comics Mary really is the one pulling all the strings. Virtually all of her Jerkops are simply victims of brainwashing. Many of her other followers show the potential for good, but she herself is beyond redemption. Even Count Graduon finds her to be selfish and wicked, thinking only of her petty squabbles with Chris and never about helping him get free from his scepter.

===Renaming and retcons===
[[Image:143-MaryLeeWalsh.jpg|thumb|Anyone but Hslaw Eel Yram!]]

As a result of the [[Miyamoto Saga]], many characters based on real-life figures were renamed. In a remarkable display of subtlety, Mary Lee Walsh became '''"Slaweel Ryam"''' or '''"Slaweel the Witch"'''. This is very subtle - as one can see, the name is not ''entirely'' backwards, and there are letters missing! No one will figure this out - especially when the notice regarding the name change, with old and new names, was posted prominently on the [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu.net]] front page. Walsh being one of the primary villains in both the comic and real life, Chris obviously didn't want to change the name to an entirely unrecognizable form (that would require originality, which Chris obviously lacks). The name seems to be an evolution of '''"Hslaw Eel Yram"''', which was Chris's version of MLW in his custom [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] cards: in all likelihood, he had only used the "reverse code" as a means to insult Mary with the card without fear of getting in trouble if someone saw said card.

In [[August 2009]], Chris put up a [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=TwoMarys page on CWCipedia entitled 'TwoMarys'] where he tried to explain the retconning of Mary Lee Walsh's name to Slaweel Ryam. Basically, the evil Mary Lee Walsh had been Slaweel all along, except Slaweel changed her name from Mary Lee Walsh to Slaweel Ryam later on, while the ''real'' Mary was innocent the whole time. This of course makes [[List of Chris's lies|absolutely no sense]] as Chris has changed ''every'' instance of the "evil" Mary's name to Slaweel in the most recent edits of his comics, even during her introduction in ''Sonichu'' #0 where her character is introduced as "Slaweel the Witch" and not Mary Lee Walsh. Chris has essentially created a paradox in his comic's timeline - he's made a [[:File:Apology_to_Mary_Lee.jpg|comic]] where Slaweel, caught by Chris and the police, apologizes to Mary for ruining her good name, but the way he's retconned it Slaweel [[Fail|hasn't really had a chance to ruin Mary's name in the first place]]. Another glaring contradiction is that Slaweel says in the apology comic that she's ''"sorry for using [Mary's] name in vain and when I constructed P.V.C.Citizens, and made [Mary] look a fool for about six years"'' but on the [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=TwoMarys 'TwoMarys' page], this caption appears below a picture of Slaweel Ryam:

{{quote|This Mary later changed her name to Slaweel Ryam, and she was creating witch brew during night hours and sharing them illegally with the bums outside of the building; she was fired from PVCC '''then went on to build PVCCitizens'''.|Chris, demonstrating his inability to create a cohesive plot.}}

==Mary Lee Walsh in ''Soul Calibur''==
{{main|Soul Calibur}}

It is debatable whether or not Chris ever attempted to physically harm Mary Lee Walsh, but in a video he uploaded to [[YouTube]], Chris lives out his fantasy of beating the tar out of Mrs. Walsh. Chris created himself and many other real life friends and enemies in the [[video game]] ''Soul Calibur III'', so that he could take out his pent up [[Virgin with rage|rage]] in the most disturbing, passive-aggressive manner possible. [[Fail|It should be noted that Chris is terrible at ''Soul Calibur'', and appears to struggle with defeating an AI-controlled Mary Lee Walsh on the easiest setting.]]

==Possible reconciliation==
[[Image:Apology to Mary Lee.jpg|thumb|Notice that Chris isn't sorry for the shit he did to warrant her anger, only that he let someone with her name run around. And why bother having two separate Mary Lee Walshes if he made her Slaweel?]]

Beyond his efforts to retcon the fictional Mary, Chris began reexamining Mary's value to society by describing her good works on CWCipedia to distinguish her from "Slaweel":

{{quote|This Mary replaced the previous one in mid-2000; she has done a good job with her role as Dean of Student Services. She is Currently and To Be Respected with Open Kindness and Prosperity from ALL the Piedmont Virginia Commuinity College Students, Peers and Employees.|Chris, CWCipedia<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=TwoMarys</ref>}}

The article rambles on, strongly suggesting he used a quick Google search for "research", detailing this Mary's many achievements and services to the Piedmont Virginia Community College. However, the whole piece carries an insincere tone, suggesting Chris was compelled to recognize Mary as a [[reality|real person]] as some sort of therapeutic measure. Keep in mind, however, that he doesn't acknowledge that the ''real woman'' he interacted with wasn't a horned-hat wearing witch; simply that this Mary Lee Walsh was replaced (in the ''real world'') by a good duplicate. In a very sad way, Chris seems to find it easier to rewrite reality than his own fantasy world.

Mary was named on the CWCipedia Chris's first "Woman of The (ANY) Month to Respect with Authority and Kindness" for the month of August.<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Template:Christian_Says</ref>

In his edited version of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page, he clarifies that he forgave Mary Lee Walsh for her "past misdeeds" (even though Chris himself was entirely at fault in all of their encounters). According to his edits, he also hand-delivered a framed copy of his "apology" to her office, and she thanked him by telling his parents not to let their retard son on her campus anymore.

Apparently, Mary didn't give a shit and Chris was crushed.

{{quote|Besides which, that b**** "Dean", Mary Lee Walsh, AFTER I personally went over and handed her a Framed Hand-Drawn Apology of my angst against her, SHE SENT ME A TRESPASSING NOTICE! While my family and I did NOT accept it, and sent it back to her, I must say that is one hell of a "Thank You" for going through the trouble and gas usage to Personally Apologize and Make Peace.|Chris, Mailbag 26<ref>[[Mailbag 26]]</ref>}}

==[[:Category:Mary_Lee_Walsh|Fan art]]==
[[Image:Mary-lee-Walsh.jpg|thumb|[[Mass debating|For some reason]], Mary has become a frequent subject of pictures like this.]]

In Chris's artwork, Mary Lee Walsh has long gray hair and wears a golden helmet with red horns on it. However, Chris being Chris, he would often neglect to draw her hair (and her fingers, and her feet, and her nose...) at all. In the early days of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page it was inferred that Walsh's helmet was in fact a blonde bob cut, and the horns were growing out of her head like those of a devil. Additionally, once it became clear that Chris was viewing the page it became fashionable to mess with him by depicting Mary (whom he despised) as a sexy cartoon girl (which he was sure to fap to). As a result, the most influential depictions of Mary have been Rule 34 fan art, depicting her as a voluptuous blonde with devil horns (and occasionally a tail), wearing (at most) a skimpy purple miniskirt and thigh-high boots.
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==Sources==
<references/>

==See also==
{{CWCipedia|chris=TwoMarys}}
{{Fan art}}
*[[Count Graduon]]
*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]
*[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]
*[[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|Retroactive continuity in ''Sonichu'']]
*[[Attraction Sign]]

==External links==
*[http://zabukawaii.deviantart.com/art/The-origin-of-Slaweel-146885649 Fanfiction: The origin of Slaweel]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLCsZpcTSg0 Harry D and the PVCC girls: "Jerkop Bebob"]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZyH5Y9SpQY Harry D's Live Drawing.]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8dAntFOZxg CWC Sketch- MLW Pt 1]

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[[Category:Villains]]

List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica

2011-10-21T07:09:22Z

Penman28: /* 19 March */

Within days of the creation of the [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris-chan]] article on '''[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]''', [[Christian Weston Chandler]] was aware of its existence due to his frequent ego-searches for himself and [[Sonichu]]. Chris obviously paid close attention to the page from the beginning, but he managed to resist the temptation to make his own changes to the article for nearly a week before plunging in with dozens of attempts to make himself look good on the page or convince [[ED]] to leave him alone.

Ironically, virtually every embarrassing detail we now know about Chris, outside of his [[YouTube]] videos and his Sonichu website, was first presented to ED ''by himself'', in these edits.

Chris's rationale was "TMI-Input-To-Overload-Their-Minds-And-STOP,"<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#The_E.D._Webpage]]</ref> believing that if he told [[troll]]s details about how pathetic his life is, they would feel sorry for him or be too freaked out to do anything. Of course, being the [[Internet]], it only made the trolls want to troll him even more, and is analogous to a child telling his bullies not to beat him up because he still wets the bed - it has a totally negative effect.

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==Known ED sockpuppets==

Chris used numerous sockpuppet accounts to avoid drawing undue attention upon himself. This didn't work because each of these socks were easily identified as Chris, since they were the only users on the entire site who cared enough about him to defend him. Also, most of these socks identified themselves in their edits as being Christian Weston Chandler, so that was a big clue.

* <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Reldnahc Reldnahc]</s> (active 10 Nov 2007 - 10 Jan 2008; 14 Aug 2008 - 12 Sep 2008)
* <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Chris-chan Chris-chan]</s> (active 30 Dec 2007)
* <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Denilah Denilah]</s> (active 19 Jan 2008)
* <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Clyde Clyde]</s> (active 21 Jan 2008)
* <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Glith Glith]</s> (active 25 Jan 2008)
* <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Waltbunn Waltbunn]</s> (active 26 Jan 2008)
* <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Waltermelon Waltermelon]</s> (active 12 Mar 2008)
* <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Christian-Weston-Chandler Christian-Weston-Chandler]</s> (active 15 Mar 2008 - 21 Mar 2008)
* <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/SAVE_CHRIS_CHAN SAVE CHRIS CHAN]</s> (active 7 Aug 2008)
* <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Jamplerf Jamplerf]</s> (active 14 Aug 2008)
==Edit details==
===10 November===

'''From 1:10-2:28am EST (06:10-07:28 GMT), Chris makes the following edits:
'''
* See edits <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997315096&oldid=1997314465 here]</s>
* First attempt to sanitize the article, removing words he doesn't like ("retarded," "scary") and changing others ("racist" to "Old-Fashioned").
* Removes a thumbnail of Goatse from his article. This was his very first edit, so it looks like he was trying to resist getting involved but Goatse crossed the line.
* Changes "[[Masturbating and squirtin'|MASTURBATIN' AND SQUIRTIN']]" rainbow pyramid to read "DIVINE RETRIBUTION", then to "[[Mass debating|MASTURBATE]]" with the added note "Every Person is Doing it!!" Later adds: "Aahhhhhhhh...Relief... :)"
* Changes comment about the medallion being bloody awful and made of clay to being good and made of "crayola model magic." (This is how we first learned what the hell the medal is made of.)
* Changes references to the [[the Tale of the Crazy Pacer|Tale of the Crazy Pacer]] to place the incident in 2004 (at age 22) instead of 2006 (at age 24). ED was going by the date Anna posted the blog entry; Chris seems to be referring to when the incident actually happened.
* Edits a section on him being racist to read:
{{quote|Oh yeah, he's also Old Fashioned. In his idea of a Sweetheart, she is not Black. He is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for [[Chris_and_sex#Rape|blood, tears and semenal descent.]]}}
* Changes a paragraph asking why he wears the medallion to effectively answer the question:
{{quote|Why does he insists on wearing? It identifies him for the high-funcioning Autistic individual that he is. It's speculated it may give him some [[Anchuent Prophecy|secret]] [[Chris-chan Sonichu|power]]. Like Psychic Powers and Quick-Play Speed.}}
* Changes a sentence mocking the way he says [[tobacky]] to explain why he said it:
{{quote|He also talks about how he wants to take every ounce of "tobacky"(said that way, because he felt uncomfortable saying the actual fucking word) and shoot it to the moon.}}
* Changes this paragraph:
{{quote|He also calls being gay a vice, and cites Dr. Kinsey. I don't know what Dr. Kinsey he's talking about, but the only famous Dr. Kinsey I know contradicts everything he just said. But yet again, a 25 year old virgin knows all about love.}}
: To the following:
{{quote|He also calls being gay VICE, and cites Dr. Kinsey. The only famous Dr. Kinsey I know agreed with everything he just said (Rent the Kinsey movie "R" rated or Unrated from your local movie store). But yet again, a 25 year old virgin knows all about love, especially after fucking a plastic woman full of his hot air now and then.}}
* Corrects description of his portrayal of Mary Lee Walsh to: "Grey-Haired Witch with a shoddy Devil-Style Viking Helmit" (It remains a common misconception that MLW's golden, horned helmet is blonde hair with protruding devil horns.)
* Informs us that "Resources found that Mary has obtained a copy of the "CWC On TV" DVD from her pawn, Susan Hannifan."
* Adds a link to veoh.com: "The Ignored Veoh.com, with all the free porn to download at 5kbits a second"
* Changes the caption of fan art depicting him with the sign to say "The Only Reasonable and Inexpensive Idea he could ever fucking think of"

At 7:28 p.m. EST (00:28 GMT, 11 Nov), Chris makes this edit:

* More general sanitizing, changing the captions of the images to be more pro-CWC. This edit would be reverted just 90 minutes later, but the earlier edits would get left in the article for some time.

===11 November===

'''Between 11:40 p.m. EST, 10 Nov and 12:42 a.m. EST 11 Nov (04:41-05:12 GMT 11 Nov), Chris makes the following edits:
'''
* See edits <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821 here]</s>

* As Chris's edits get larger, he uses some sort of sub-par text editor that adds unnecessary line breaks, screwing up ED's line-by-line comparison, which makes it harder to tell what he's added.

[[Image:MaryWantsIt.JPG|thumb|right|"Come and lick my pussy, my [[Jerkop]] slave."]]
* Uploads the following pictures:
:*[[:File:HedgehogsinFLuv.JPG|Hedgehogs in FLuv.JPG]] - the Sonichu/Rosechu sex picture later used in Sonichu 8.
:*[[:File:MaryWantsIt.JPG|Mary Wants It.JPG]] - Mary Lee nude, beckoning her Jerkop slave to pleasure her.
:*[[:File:BubblesandBlackSonichu.JPG|Bubbles and Black Sonichu.JPG]] - Bubbles riding cowgirl on Black Sonichu at the beach.
:*[[:File:AngelicainGod'sEyes.JPG|Angelica in God's Eyes.JPG]] - Angelica masturbating in her bedroom.
:* [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] - Christian fingering Megan.
:*[[:File:202-SchuRchuKissPSPWall.jpg|SchuRchuKissPSPWall.jpg]] - The kiss scene from Sonichu 0.
:* HedgehogsinFLuv.JPG - duplicate Sonichu/Rosechu picture.
:* BubblesandBlackSonichu.JPG - Duplicate Bubbles/Blachu picture.
:* AngelicainGod'sEyes.JPG - Duplicate Angelica picture.
:* She came for CWC2.JPG - Duplicate Chris/Megan picture.

* Adds some of these images to the gallery, with captions:

:* SchuRchuKissPSPWall.jpg "Sonichu and Rosechu's First Kiss"
:* HedgehogsinFLuv.JPG "Sonichu and Rosechu's First Fuck-a-Thon"
:* BubblesandBlackSonichu.JPG "Bubbles...and Black Sonichu?!!!"
:* AngelicainGod'sEyes.JPG "FUCK!! Did she have to do that in the house of God?!!"
:* ShecameforCWC.JPG "Your sister has cum for me"
:* MaryWantsIt.JPG [no caption]

* Chris trying to play off the girl he's fingering in the picture as "''your'' sister" almost certainly fueled the assumption that she was actually ''Christian's'' (imaginary) sister Crystal.

* Puts the rainbow pyramid back and has it read "WOMEN MASTURBATING" with the note "Why not? Everybody's Doing it. Hmm...Awesomely Relieving and Visually Appealing."

* He adds several lengthy, revealing sections about himself:

:* He implies that he masturbates to [[Excel Saga]].
:* [[Random-access_humor#Random Ramblings|Random Ramblings]], apparently meant to show [[lie|he's funny]].
:* Lyrics for [[So Need a Cute Girl]]
:* His shitty [[Christian's sex joke|sex joke]]
:* And his addiction to soda:

<blockquote>
<nowiki>===THE SODA JERK===</nowiki> 

YES, I drink A LOT of Soda from Coca-Cola to Pepsi to Powerade. I have a lot of stored caffeene in my energy supply, and not only kept me on my toes, but has also messed up my fucking [[biological clock]] as well. I sleep from fucking six AM to twelve-fucking-thirty. BIG REASON I need a Sweetheart, so she can help me back on track towards getting back to the morning hours that I used to have during my High School years. Fucking [[Adult Swim]](tm) and random projects keep me up all night as well.</blockquote>
'''At 1:55 p.m. EST (18:58 GMT), Chris made the following edits:'''
* Some of his previous updates have been undone, so he's back to put them in again. Amazingly, somebody from [[ED]] actually ''took out'' the Rule 34 pictures. ([[Reldnahc]]'s identity as Christian appears to be unrealized at this point; perhaps nobody thought CWC would actually show his face on the site.) More amazingly, Chris ''put them back in'', so he made the same dumb mistake ''twice''.

===12 November===

'''Between 10:05 p.m. EST, 11 Nov and 12:20 a.m. EST, 12 Nov (03:06-05:19 GMT 12 Nov), Chris makes the following edits:
'''
* Removes thumbnails of fan art of himself having sex with Sonichu, of Rosechu as a she-male having sex with Sonichu, and of himself with his penis hanging out of his pants.
* Puts his "Random Ramblings" from November 11 back on the article, with added random access humor.
* Adds several new sections:
:* [[Saddest heart in the world (poem)|CWC's ''Saddest Heart in the World'' Poem]], apparently intended to draw sympathy. (Spoiler: It didn't work.)
:* Excerpts from his [[CWC's Diary|diary]], perhaps to show he can laugh with us at us.
:* An update on Megan:
<blockquote>
<nowiki>===What happened to Sailor Megtune?===</nowiki> 
"Yes, while I did have a crush on Megan for like a couple of years since I started playing Yu-Gi-Oh, she was rejectful of romance. In August, [[2007]] after the [[PaRappa the Rapper]] contest, she sent me an e-mail that fucked the shit out of my heart.

It hurt so fucking much, it took me weeks to recover. But I eventually did, and I am, and have been since about mid-September, in a well-sound state of mind. So I had to go back to my fucking lonesome and damn enduring Sweetheart Search.
<nowiki>*</nowiki>[[sigh]]* The things I would do for TRUE LOVE and my future daughter.
</blockquote>

:* Information about his work in Guitar Hero:

<blockquote>
<nowiki>===Christian Weston Chandler...Guiter Hero of Cwcville===</nowiki> 

"I rocked it hard February 3, 2007 at the Gamestop by Forest Lakes. It was close, but thanks to my HARDCORE months of

practice, I CONQURED!!! ''[[Wikipedia: Free Bird|Freebird]]'' on Expert was awfully tough, but I scored highest above my opponent in the Final Round

with that song. I won a cool T-Shirt."

"I also watched the new [[Guitar Hero]] episode of ''[[South Park]]'' November 7, [[2007]]; it was awesomely hilarious. Apparently the creators had a big thing for ''[[Wikipedia:Carry On, My Wayward Son|Carry On Wayward Son]]''; I don't blame them, except for waiting through the intro lyrics, it is a fuckin' awesome song. Although Boston's ''More Than A Feeling'' is the World's Greatest Song, hands down. Thank you, Aqua Teens for agreeing on that."
</blockquote>
:* Pictures and thoughts on his [[Officer Nasty]] doll. (The pictures somehow don't make it onto ED; that's okay because he's tricked into providing them again later.)
<blockquote>
<nowiki>===Cheese it, the cops!!===
[[Image:1000650.JPG|thumb|Nah, it's just my artificial woman in her plastic blue outfit. Awesome to fuck, and the cleaning maintance is simple. She'll only last until she has her internal injury.]]
[[Image:1000651.JPG|thumb|Yeah... Look at those big hooters!]]
[[Image:1000652.JPG|thumb|Oops, she popped her top. :D]]
</nowiki>
</blockquote>
 
'''Between 8:59 and 9:09 p.m. EST, 12 Nov (1:59-02:09 GMT 13 Nov), Chris makes the following edits:
'''
* Virignia time: 8:59-9:09pm, 12 November 2007
* Puts his shit back in.
* Amends a sentence defending the jerkops to say "they're all just doing their jobs '''of enforcing an awesomely [[Virginia is for Virgins|fucked-up false law]].'''"

* Adds this:
{{quote|Christian Weston Chandler would like [[ED]] and [[4chan]] to know the following: '''I will continue to Shove The True Facts From My Heart and Soul Down Your Throats, only until you take this WHOLE PAGE Down For Good.'''}}

===13 November===

'''At 2:15 p.m. EST (19:14 GMT), Chris makes the following edits:
'''
* Sanitizing the article again, and putting his material back in.
* Adds this description of Jerkops: "the imposter police in colors OTHER than BLUE or BLACK who enforce the fucked-up false law of Virginia is for Virgins; not lovers".
* Edits a recommendation that [[Autistic]] people should be avoided to say "Despite it being highly recommended that anyone with [[Autism]] '''will get stared at in deep depth'''"
* Adds a link to one of his diary entries, which is a tinyurl link pointing to what was presumably his [[MySpace]] blog before he took it down in 2008.

===14 November===

'''Between 11:29 and 11:43 p.m. EST (04:29-04:43 GMT, 15 Nov), Chris makes the following edits:
'''
* Creates the user page for Reldnahc. Spends fifteen minutes trying to figure out how to embed an MP3 of So Need a Cute Girl directly onto the page, but fails.
* Puts his material back into the ED article, possibly other minor edits.

===28 December===

'''Edit made at 12:25 a.m. EST (05:26 GMT):'''

* By this point Chris seems to be copy-pasting a poorly-formatted copy of the article as he wants it to appear. Ironically, several insults directed at him, which had been edited for length, are now reintroduced by his reversion. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997377875]</s>

===30 December===

'''Edits made at 12:13-12:14 (05:13-05:14 GMT):'''

* Now using a new account, "Chris-chan", Chris replaces three whole articles (his own, as well as "Scared kitty" and "Insane Clown Posse/TL;DR‎") with "Stop spreading LIES about me!"
<s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997380740]</s>
<s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Scared_kitty&diff=prev&oldid=1997380741]</s>
<s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Insane_Clown_Posse/TL%3BDR&diff=prev&oldid=1997380745]</s>

===10 January===

'''Chris makes the following edit at 2:49 p.m. EST (19:49 GMT)

* Chris replaces the entire article with "<nowiki>[vo!d]</nowiki>" <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997396041]</s>

===19 January===

'''Edit made at 4:35 a.m. (09:35 GMT)

* Denilah replaces the entire article with the following:

<blockquote>Dahlings, by order of of President [[George W. Bush|George Bush Junior]], there shall be no naughty, grotesque posts of this dahling US citizen.

Any new posts, or deletion of this official message shall be found punishable to the fullest extent of American Law.

From the Secreterial Desk of the White House,

The President, George Bush</blockquote>

: It's unclear if Denilah was Chris, since there are many trolls who vandalize the page for lulz. But if Chris were going to convince people that someone who is not Chris says the page must not be edited, this is probably what it would look like. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997405266]</s>

===21 January===

'''Edit made at 4:43 a.m. EST (09:43 GMT):'''

* As Clyde ([[Clyde Cash|no relation?]]), Chris replaces the article with:

<blockquote>
<center>*****POST NO BILLS*****</center>
<center>There is absolutely no meaning in cyber bullying. And if you have so much free time to play the cruelest game of "[[KICK THE AUTISTIC]]", then you CAN and SHOULD put the time to better use; volunteer for a social chore; take up the culture in [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|tasteful art]]; go out and socialize.
 You don't need to terrorize the innocent. Please. Stop mocking not just me, but all the individuals you have hurt with this crappy bullying, Because IT HURTS YOU AND US ALL.
 Thank you.
 Christian Weston Chandler.</center>
 <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997406599&oldid=1997405835]</s></blockquote>

===25 January===

'''Edits made from 6:10 to 6:16 a.m EST (11:10-11:16 GMT):'''

* A new account, Glith, adds a message to the Chris-chan talk page, saying "I KNOW MORE THAN YOU THINK," adding "so there". <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Chris-chan/Archive8&diff=prev&oldid=1997409944]</s>

* Glith replaces the article with the request that ED persecute [[Joshua Martinez]] instead of Chris. This doesn't seem to work—something about personal armies or something. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997409947]</s>

===26 January===

'''Edits made 6:15-6:27 a.m. EST (11:15-11:27 GMT):'''

* As Waltbunn, Chris blanks the article (and its talk page) and tries to come up with some sort of wiki tag that will somehow prevent further editing or otherwise destroy the article. None of this shit works, of course.<ref><s>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Waltbunn</s></ref>

===12 March===

'''Edits made at 5:52 a.m. EDT (09:52 GMT)'''

* On the same day that Megan and Chris exchange emails about Megan's outrage over the fingerbanging picture, Waltermelon removes virtually every reference to Megan from the article, as well as the Chris/Megan sex drawing Chris himself posted in November 2007. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997467336&oldid=1997465382]</s>

===15 March===

'''Edits made from 8:49-8:57 a.m. EDT (12:49-12:57 GMT):'''
[[Image:TomTomCloseup.jpg|thumb|right|Chris used this image, TomTomCloseup.jpg, to replace [[ShecameforCWC]].]]
* Christian-Weston-Chandler uploads a new file, TomTomCloseup.jpg‎, which is a closeup of the vagina in the original ShecameforCWC.JPG drawing. He replaces ShecameforCWC.JPG with TomTomCloseup.jpg‎ in the article. Presumably his reasoning here is that if he can't get ED to let him take the picture down altogether, he can compromise with them by substituting a different drawing that at least doesn't show Megan's face.

* He then repeatedly deletes and re-inserts the same section of text about Megan, as if he's not sure whether it should be in the article or not. He may be thinking that these edits will distract from his actual goal, which is to eliminate ShecameforCWC.JPG. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997471349&oldid=1997469851]</s>

:This plan is successful for maybe two days, until the article is protected and CrumpetTrumpet identifies the chicanery. Note that everyone is still of the opinion that it's Crystal in the drawing--nobody, including Megan, would have ever known he drew her nude if he'd known when to shut up. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997475778&oldid=1997475129]</s>

'''9:13 p.m. EDT (01:13 GMT 16 Mar):'''

* Chris edits a notice alerting ED users to his vandalism to read: "Christian Weston Chandler is currently trying to vandalize this article. You can help by explaining why you hate him so much as to contribute to this drama-mama."

===17 March===

'''8:39-8:48 p.m. EDT (00:39-00:48 GMT 18 Mar):'''

* Chris tries to replace the Megan drawing with the TomTomCloseup.jpg‎ again. He also removes references to Megan and to his vandalism of the article (although he ''adds'' a list of his known sockpuppets, for some reason; he may be working from an earlier revision without reading it). He seriously thinks he can ban ED users WhiteMystery and CrumpetTrumpet from his own article by merely posting tables which are presumably crude copies of templates. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997475972&oldid=1997475794]</s>

'''10:58-10:59 p.m. EDT (02:58-02:59 GMT 18 Mar):'''

* Chris uploads his cover art for his [[Adult Chronicles]] game, for PS2, PS3, and Wii, and adds them to the article, noting "Never on HEXBox!" He again tries to remove the Megan drawing and the list of sockpuppets. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997476177&oldid=1997475996]</s>

===18 March===

'''12:07-12:11 a.m. EDT (04:07-04:11 GMT):'''

* Chris by now seems more concerned with dispelling the notion that he wants to have sex with Crystal than with taking down the Megan drawing. He changes this:

{{quote|...and drawing pictures of himself having sex with his imaginary twin sister.}}

: to read:
{{quote|and drawing pictures of himself having sex with Megan, who would never want to do it with him anyhow; what a sadsack virginal loser.}}

: He makes other alterations to the captions of thumbnails to mock himself for wanting sex with Megan, all the better to prevent anyone from drawing the more (hypothetically) incestuous conclusion. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997476252&oldid=1997476245]</s>

'''9:00-9:10 a.m. EDT (13:00-13:10 GMT):'''

* Chris again changes the sentence about him wanting to have sex with his imaginary sister to "his lost Sailor Soldier, Megan, who dumped his sorry ass for drawing the pic of him fucking her; she never even had any inkling of interest in him. What a intolerable sad-sack loser."

* He edits the article's implication that he only claims to be autistic, citing "paperwork from doctors and psychologists and other quacks."

* By now he has stopped trying to remove the Megan drawing and merely moves it around the article. Megan appears to have said something to him that has made him stop giving a shit. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997476698&oldid=1997476683]</s>

===19 March===

'''6:15 p.m. EDT (22:15 GMT):'''

* Chris removes paragraphs about Megan again, and tries for the second time to ban users by putting up crude templates saying they're banned. His banhammer is aimed at users who have reverted his edits: WhiteMystery, CrumpetTrumpet, Weatherman, Drunkenlazybastard, and MysteryBot. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997478479&oldid=1997476922]</s>
* Chris e-mails [[Wikipedia]] pleading for assistance:
*:"I've found your Mediawiki Software, but I am askew with confusion on how to even install the program and all that (the unrecognizable .tar extension didn't help much either). Please help me in deleting everything on the page, and putting a Edit Lock onto it." <ref>[[Chris emails 2008#March]]</ref>

===20 March===

'''8:14-8:40 p.m. EDT (00:14-00:40 GMT 21 Mar)''':

* Christian decides if you can't beat 'em, join 'em, and presents [[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]] He also continues to delete sections about Megan and references to wanting to have sex with Crystal. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997480063&oldid=1997479407]</s>

===21 March===

'''1:08-1:09 p.m. EDT (17:08-17:09 GMT):''',

* Chris deletes large, seemingly arbitrary portions of the article, strangely leaving parts of it intact. He specifically targets a drawing of Rosechu with a penis. This appears to be his final round of edits to ED until August 2008. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997481251&oldid=1997480886]</s>

===7 August===

'''2:03 a.m. EDT (06:03 GMT):'''

* A user known only as SAVE CHRIS CHAN replaces the article with "YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES! CWC DOES NOT DESERVE ALL THIS HATE!" <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997693022]</s>

===13 August===

'''8:48-8:49 p.m. EDT (00:48-00:49 GMT 14 Aug):'''

* Reldnahc returns to the Chris-chan talk page with this announcement concerning the alleged medallion theft: <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Chris-chan/Archive8&diff=prev&oldid=1997701173]</s>

<blockquote>
<nowiki>=== Hey, B-Itches, Quit your barkin'. ===</nowiki> 

I have returned to my comic drawing, one page at a time, so you can quit your slanderous, unrequired cries for attention. Also, I LAUGH at your mockery of a medal imitation; yours looks MORE like a sugar cookie I had with lunch...from a Grocery Store; Free Cookies!

The neighbors have been complaining, and they have provided over a Thousand signatures on the Petition; let your Encyclopedogia Bitchmatica get its injection for eternal sleep.

|----

Middle Finger in your "Ear Lot Evil".
</blockquote>

===14 August===

'''7:41-7:45 p.m. EDT (23:41-23:45 GMT):'''

* Jamplerf replaces both the Chris-chan and 4chan articles with "Fuck you, ED." It's difficult to determine whether this is really Chris or a troll capitalizing on the wave of CWC-mania at the time, but the vandalism is consistent with Christian's focus on 4chan as an enemy. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Jamplerf]</s>

===17 August===

'''6:18 a.m. EDT (10:18 GMT):'''

* Chris deletes a (probably apocryphal) story on the talk page about him deliberately getting into a car wreck with a pretty girl as a pretext to asking her on a date. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Chris-chan/Archive8&diff=prev&oldid=1997706991]</s>

====18 August====

'''2:46 a.m. EDT (06:46 GMT):'''

* Chris deletes discussion of his parents' names and home address. You may be noticing by this point that the harder he tries the worse things get. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Chris-chan/Archive8&diff=prev&oldid=1997708544]</s>

===22 August===

'''10:38-10:43 p.m. EDT (02:38-02:43 GMT 23 Aug):'''

* Chris furiously tries to remove any reference to his home phone number and address from the Chris-chan article and the talk page. He finally says:

<blockquote><nowiki>===IF YOU BOTHER ME===</nowiki>

I will STAR69 Your Number or call 911!
You are NOT Freakin' TMZ, so just leave me Alone with Peace of my Mind. [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
</blockquote>

===30 August===

'''5:09 a.m. EDT (09:09 GMT):'''

* In a curiously low-key edit, Chris corrects a report about him getting kicked out of his favorite shop, changing "GameStop" to "Game Place".

===2 September===

'''4:00-4:27 a.m. EDT (08:00-08:27 GMT):'''

* Chris uploads nine nude drawings of Rosechu and replaces transsexual and homoerotic Sonichu fan art with them. (Later, in [[Sonichu 8]], these images are shown to be photographs taken by Rosechu herself and uploaded to [[4-cent_garbage.com]].) <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997731317&oldid=1997731056]</s>

* While he's doing this he makes an odd comment in the caption of a picture of Crystal: "Crystal has her vagina ready too."

===3 September===

'''3:53-6:19 p.m. EDT (19:53-22:19 GMT):'''

* Christian reverts edits of his new Rosechu nudes. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997733933]</s>

* On his Reldnahc user talk page, Chris finds himself repeatedly blanking the page to remove a template showing dozens of images of penises. In response he creates a gallery of erotic imagery he has found on ED that meets with his approval, and posts it on both his user page and its talk page. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Reldnahc&diff=prev&oldid=1997733922]</s> <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Reldnahc&diff=prev&oldid=1997733919]</s>

* Chris also continues to try to correct the assumption that it is Crystal and not Megan in the fingerbanging art. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997733937]</s>

===4 September===

'''2:37-4:21 a.m. EDT (06:37-08:21 GMT):'''

* Chris deletes large portions of the Reldnahc talk page criticizing his edits, and struggles to keep the dongs off the page and his gallery on. He issues variations of this statement on Chris-chan, User:Reldnahc, and User talk:Reldnahc:

<blockquote>
<nowiki>**DO NOT DELETE, NOR CENSOR, MY BOMBASTIC PROTEST!!!!!!**</nowiki> 

I AM ADDING THE POSITIVITY THIS HELL-HOLE OF A WEBSITE DESPERATELY NEEDS; you just do not appreciate the POSITIVITY I AM ADDING TO THE PAGE. What I am doing is a STAND against OFFENSIVE, UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED Additions to ANY Female Image. What I am doing is a STAND for EVERY SINGLE WOMAN Everywhere, because NO WOMAN would EVER want such a Horrific Twist of Fate. What I am doing is a STAND against the VERY THING that is NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!! 

And I will continue to draw my own TASTEFUL NUDE FEMALE ART, with HONEST VAGINA, UTERUS AND OVARIES to my heart's and RAGE AGAINST YOU DICK-HEADS content. 

If you want me to stop, Draw Breasts, Vaginas, Uterus, Ovaries and the God-Given Eggs within them on ALL ROSECHU FANART for yourselves, you Two-Inch Short Dick-HEADS!!!!!!!! 

Sincerely, 
Christian Weston Chandler, 
A Man For The Women, For the Women's Rights, For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace. 

{{quote|P.S. I FULLY UNDERSTAND YOUR MOCKERIES; YOU ALL ARE JUST JERK IDIOTS.|Chris-Chan}}
</blockquote>

'''10:21-11:14 p.m. EDT (02:21-03:14 GMT 5 Sep):'''

* Chris continues battling to either remove the penises on his talk page or change them into pictures of boobies and vaginas. During this flurry of edits he also begins to weed out pictures he previously put in his "choice ED pics" of Dot from Animaniacs, Cream from Sonic the Hedgehog, and Misty from Pokémon; this seems to be out of concern that people think he is fapping to underage characters, since this comes within hours of his announcement that Rosechu is eighteen years old.

===7 September===

'''1:07 a.m. EDT (05:07 GMT):'''

* Chris makes an edit to dispute the assertion that his Rule 34 drawings had to have been drawn prior to ED's discovery of him. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997739363]</s>

===9 September===
'''9:17-9:34 p.m. EDT (01:17-01:34 GMT 10 Sep):'''

* Chris edits the section for the newly-released Episode 18, trying to make sure everyone understands that the villains of the piece are Jason Kendrick Howell and a thinly-veiled analogue of ED. He continues to insist that it's Megan, not Crystal, in the fingerbanging picture.

* On his user page and usertalk page, Chris continues in vain to stop the influx of pickles.

===11 September===

'''10:15-10:16 p.m. EDT (02:15-02:16 GMT):'''

* Chris by now realizes the n00dz he thought he sent to [[Blanca]] actually ended up in the hands of the Man in the Pickle Suit, and they're all on ED. He blanks the Chris-chan, User:Reldnahc, and User talk:Reldnahc articles. All three articles are reverted in minutes; ED's MysteryBot automatically suspends the Reldnahc account for at least 24 hours. This presumably discourages Chris from making further attempts to salvage his reputation, as there is little evidence of him contributing to ED from this point forward.

===16 March===
'''Edits made at 5:45 p.m. EDT (21:42-21:45 GMT):'''

* The Chris-chan account, which has been dormant since 30 December 2007, suddenly reappears to leave cryptic messages on the articles for <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Cho_Seung-Hui&diff=prev&oldid=1997961206 Cho Seung-Hui]</s> and <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Tim_Kretschmer&diff=prev&oldid=1997961205 Tim Kretschmer]</s>, and to replace the Chris-chan article with this message:

<blockquote>One day you FUCKERS will pay for what you have done!

You made [[Megan]] live! MY ONLY FUCKING SWEETHEART! YOU WILL PAY!

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!

REMOVE THIS FUCKING ARTICLE, 4 CENT GARBAGE!<s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997961209&oldid=1997960172]</s></blockquote>

: Chris's password strength is notoriously weak, and it's very likely someone has hijacked one or more of his ED accounts, especially now that this article exists to list his sockpuppets.

===May 2009===

===14 May===

'''Edits made at 6:53-6:54 p.m. EDT (22:53-22:54 GMT):'''

* A new account, <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu]</s>, is created and used to put the following message on the "Chris-chan" talk page:

<blockquote>
<nowiki>=== I've moved on last Tuesday ===</nowiki> 

I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the crestfallen emotions, but I am moving on with my life.

Also, you'll have to catch me IRL ONLY to troll me any further. Do you dare?

Peace-Out,
Christian Weston Chandler.

<nowiki>--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 22:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)</nowiki>
</blockquote>

===15 May===

'''Edits made 11:35-11:36 p.m. EDT (3:35-3:36 GMT 16 May)'''

* ChrisChanSonichu adds the following to his previous message:

<blockquote>Hey, CLYDE, you JERK. I said "IN REAL LIFE", not Playstation. Also, why don't you be the man you CLAIM to be and face me yourself? You keep sending out your prawns to do your dirty work, you coward. >:-(

Christian C.</blockquote>

* He then immediately reverts his own edit.

There has been speculation that the edits were fake, but his videos since the 15th of May have confirmed the information given, so it can reasonably be assumed that the account belongs to Chris.

==Sources==
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==See also==
*[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]
*[[Christian's sex joke]]
*[[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki]]
*[[Wikipedia]]

{{The Internet}}
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[[Category:Lists]]
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List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica

2011-10-21T07:08:13Z

Penman28: /* 19 March */

Within days of the creation of the [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris-chan]] article on '''[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]''', [[Christian Weston Chandler]] was aware of its existence due to his frequent ego-searches for himself and [[Sonichu]]. Chris obviously paid close attention to the page from the beginning, but he managed to resist the temptation to make his own changes to the article for nearly a week before plunging in with dozens of attempts to make himself look good on the page or convince [[ED]] to leave him alone.

Ironically, virtually every embarrassing detail we now know about Chris, outside of his [[YouTube]] videos and his Sonichu website, was first presented to ED ''by himself'', in these edits.

Chris's rationale was "TMI-Input-To-Overload-Their-Minds-And-STOP,"<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#The_E.D._Webpage]]</ref> believing that if he told [[troll]]s details about how pathetic his life is, they would feel sorry for him or be too freaked out to do anything. Of course, being the [[Internet]], it only made the trolls want to troll him even more, and is analogous to a child telling his bullies not to beat him up because he still wets the bed - it has a totally negative effect.

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==Known ED sockpuppets==

Chris used numerous sockpuppet accounts to avoid drawing undue attention upon himself. This didn't work because each of these socks were easily identified as Chris, since they were the only users on the entire site who cared enough about him to defend him. Also, most of these socks identified themselves in their edits as being Christian Weston Chandler, so that was a big clue.

* <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Reldnahc Reldnahc]</s> (active 10 Nov 2007 - 10 Jan 2008; 14 Aug 2008 - 12 Sep 2008)
* <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Chris-chan Chris-chan]</s> (active 30 Dec 2007)
* <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Denilah Denilah]</s> (active 19 Jan 2008)
* <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Clyde Clyde]</s> (active 21 Jan 2008)
* <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Glith Glith]</s> (active 25 Jan 2008)
* <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Waltbunn Waltbunn]</s> (active 26 Jan 2008)
* <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Waltermelon Waltermelon]</s> (active 12 Mar 2008)
* <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Christian-Weston-Chandler Christian-Weston-Chandler]</s> (active 15 Mar 2008 - 21 Mar 2008)
* <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/SAVE_CHRIS_CHAN SAVE CHRIS CHAN]</s> (active 7 Aug 2008)
* <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Jamplerf Jamplerf]</s> (active 14 Aug 2008)
==Edit details==
===10 November===

'''From 1:10-2:28am EST (06:10-07:28 GMT), Chris makes the following edits:
'''
* See edits <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997315096&oldid=1997314465 here]</s>
* First attempt to sanitize the article, removing words he doesn't like ("retarded," "scary") and changing others ("racist" to "Old-Fashioned").
* Removes a thumbnail of Goatse from his article. This was his very first edit, so it looks like he was trying to resist getting involved but Goatse crossed the line.
* Changes "[[Masturbating and squirtin'|MASTURBATIN' AND SQUIRTIN']]" rainbow pyramid to read "DIVINE RETRIBUTION", then to "[[Mass debating|MASTURBATE]]" with the added note "Every Person is Doing it!!" Later adds: "Aahhhhhhhh...Relief... :)"
* Changes comment about the medallion being bloody awful and made of clay to being good and made of "crayola model magic." (This is how we first learned what the hell the medal is made of.)
* Changes references to the [[the Tale of the Crazy Pacer|Tale of the Crazy Pacer]] to place the incident in 2004 (at age 22) instead of 2006 (at age 24). ED was going by the date Anna posted the blog entry; Chris seems to be referring to when the incident actually happened.
* Edits a section on him being racist to read:
{{quote|Oh yeah, he's also Old Fashioned. In his idea of a Sweetheart, she is not Black. He is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for [[Chris_and_sex#Rape|blood, tears and semenal descent.]]}}
* Changes a paragraph asking why he wears the medallion to effectively answer the question:
{{quote|Why does he insists on wearing? It identifies him for the high-funcioning Autistic individual that he is. It's speculated it may give him some [[Anchuent Prophecy|secret]] [[Chris-chan Sonichu|power]]. Like Psychic Powers and Quick-Play Speed.}}
* Changes a sentence mocking the way he says [[tobacky]] to explain why he said it:
{{quote|He also talks about how he wants to take every ounce of "tobacky"(said that way, because he felt uncomfortable saying the actual fucking word) and shoot it to the moon.}}
* Changes this paragraph:
{{quote|He also calls being gay a vice, and cites Dr. Kinsey. I don't know what Dr. Kinsey he's talking about, but the only famous Dr. Kinsey I know contradicts everything he just said. But yet again, a 25 year old virgin knows all about love.}}
: To the following:
{{quote|He also calls being gay VICE, and cites Dr. Kinsey. The only famous Dr. Kinsey I know agreed with everything he just said (Rent the Kinsey movie "R" rated or Unrated from your local movie store). But yet again, a 25 year old virgin knows all about love, especially after fucking a plastic woman full of his hot air now and then.}}
* Corrects description of his portrayal of Mary Lee Walsh to: "Grey-Haired Witch with a shoddy Devil-Style Viking Helmit" (It remains a common misconception that MLW's golden, horned helmet is blonde hair with protruding devil horns.)
* Informs us that "Resources found that Mary has obtained a copy of the "CWC On TV" DVD from her pawn, Susan Hannifan."
* Adds a link to veoh.com: "The Ignored Veoh.com, with all the free porn to download at 5kbits a second"
* Changes the caption of fan art depicting him with the sign to say "The Only Reasonable and Inexpensive Idea he could ever fucking think of"

At 7:28 p.m. EST (00:28 GMT, 11 Nov), Chris makes this edit:

* More general sanitizing, changing the captions of the images to be more pro-CWC. This edit would be reverted just 90 minutes later, but the earlier edits would get left in the article for some time.

===11 November===

'''Between 11:40 p.m. EST, 10 Nov and 12:42 a.m. EST 11 Nov (04:41-05:12 GMT 11 Nov), Chris makes the following edits:
'''
* See edits <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821 here]</s>

* As Chris's edits get larger, he uses some sort of sub-par text editor that adds unnecessary line breaks, screwing up ED's line-by-line comparison, which makes it harder to tell what he's added.

[[Image:MaryWantsIt.JPG|thumb|right|"Come and lick my pussy, my [[Jerkop]] slave."]]
* Uploads the following pictures:
:*[[:File:HedgehogsinFLuv.JPG|Hedgehogs in FLuv.JPG]] - the Sonichu/Rosechu sex picture later used in Sonichu 8.
:*[[:File:MaryWantsIt.JPG|Mary Wants It.JPG]] - Mary Lee nude, beckoning her Jerkop slave to pleasure her.
:*[[:File:BubblesandBlackSonichu.JPG|Bubbles and Black Sonichu.JPG]] - Bubbles riding cowgirl on Black Sonichu at the beach.
:*[[:File:AngelicainGod'sEyes.JPG|Angelica in God's Eyes.JPG]] - Angelica masturbating in her bedroom.
:* [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] - Christian fingering Megan.
:*[[:File:202-SchuRchuKissPSPWall.jpg|SchuRchuKissPSPWall.jpg]] - The kiss scene from Sonichu 0.
:* HedgehogsinFLuv.JPG - duplicate Sonichu/Rosechu picture.
:* BubblesandBlackSonichu.JPG - Duplicate Bubbles/Blachu picture.
:* AngelicainGod'sEyes.JPG - Duplicate Angelica picture.
:* She came for CWC2.JPG - Duplicate Chris/Megan picture.

* Adds some of these images to the gallery, with captions:

:* SchuRchuKissPSPWall.jpg "Sonichu and Rosechu's First Kiss"
:* HedgehogsinFLuv.JPG "Sonichu and Rosechu's First Fuck-a-Thon"
:* BubblesandBlackSonichu.JPG "Bubbles...and Black Sonichu?!!!"
:* AngelicainGod'sEyes.JPG "FUCK!! Did she have to do that in the house of God?!!"
:* ShecameforCWC.JPG "Your sister has cum for me"
:* MaryWantsIt.JPG [no caption]

* Chris trying to play off the girl he's fingering in the picture as "''your'' sister" almost certainly fueled the assumption that she was actually ''Christian's'' (imaginary) sister Crystal.

* Puts the rainbow pyramid back and has it read "WOMEN MASTURBATING" with the note "Why not? Everybody's Doing it. Hmm...Awesomely Relieving and Visually Appealing."

* He adds several lengthy, revealing sections about himself:

:* He implies that he masturbates to [[Excel Saga]].
:* [[Random-access_humor#Random Ramblings|Random Ramblings]], apparently meant to show [[lie|he's funny]].
:* Lyrics for [[So Need a Cute Girl]]
:* His shitty [[Christian's sex joke|sex joke]]
:* And his addiction to soda:

<blockquote>
<nowiki>===THE SODA JERK===</nowiki> 

YES, I drink A LOT of Soda from Coca-Cola to Pepsi to Powerade. I have a lot of stored caffeene in my energy supply, and not only kept me on my toes, but has also messed up my fucking [[biological clock]] as well. I sleep from fucking six AM to twelve-fucking-thirty. BIG REASON I need a Sweetheart, so she can help me back on track towards getting back to the morning hours that I used to have during my High School years. Fucking [[Adult Swim]](tm) and random projects keep me up all night as well.</blockquote>
'''At 1:55 p.m. EST (18:58 GMT), Chris made the following edits:'''
* Some of his previous updates have been undone, so he's back to put them in again. Amazingly, somebody from [[ED]] actually ''took out'' the Rule 34 pictures. ([[Reldnahc]]'s identity as Christian appears to be unrealized at this point; perhaps nobody thought CWC would actually show his face on the site.) More amazingly, Chris ''put them back in'', so he made the same dumb mistake ''twice''.

===12 November===

'''Between 10:05 p.m. EST, 11 Nov and 12:20 a.m. EST, 12 Nov (03:06-05:19 GMT 12 Nov), Chris makes the following edits:
'''
* Removes thumbnails of fan art of himself having sex with Sonichu, of Rosechu as a she-male having sex with Sonichu, and of himself with his penis hanging out of his pants.
* Puts his "Random Ramblings" from November 11 back on the article, with added random access humor.
* Adds several new sections:
:* [[Saddest heart in the world (poem)|CWC's ''Saddest Heart in the World'' Poem]], apparently intended to draw sympathy. (Spoiler: It didn't work.)
:* Excerpts from his [[CWC's Diary|diary]], perhaps to show he can laugh with us at us.
:* An update on Megan:
<blockquote>
<nowiki>===What happened to Sailor Megtune?===</nowiki> 
"Yes, while I did have a crush on Megan for like a couple of years since I started playing Yu-Gi-Oh, she was rejectful of romance. In August, [[2007]] after the [[PaRappa the Rapper]] contest, she sent me an e-mail that fucked the shit out of my heart.

It hurt so fucking much, it took me weeks to recover. But I eventually did, and I am, and have been since about mid-September, in a well-sound state of mind. So I had to go back to my fucking lonesome and damn enduring Sweetheart Search.
<nowiki>*</nowiki>[[sigh]]* The things I would do for TRUE LOVE and my future daughter.
</blockquote>

:* Information about his work in Guitar Hero:

<blockquote>
<nowiki>===Christian Weston Chandler...Guiter Hero of Cwcville===</nowiki> 

"I rocked it hard February 3, 2007 at the Gamestop by Forest Lakes. It was close, but thanks to my HARDCORE months of

practice, I CONQURED!!! ''[[Wikipedia: Free Bird|Freebird]]'' on Expert was awfully tough, but I scored highest above my opponent in the Final Round

with that song. I won a cool T-Shirt."

"I also watched the new [[Guitar Hero]] episode of ''[[South Park]]'' November 7, [[2007]]; it was awesomely hilarious. Apparently the creators had a big thing for ''[[Wikipedia:Carry On, My Wayward Son|Carry On Wayward Son]]''; I don't blame them, except for waiting through the intro lyrics, it is a fuckin' awesome song. Although Boston's ''More Than A Feeling'' is the World's Greatest Song, hands down. Thank you, Aqua Teens for agreeing on that."
</blockquote>
:* Pictures and thoughts on his [[Officer Nasty]] doll. (The pictures somehow don't make it onto ED; that's okay because he's tricked into providing them again later.)
<blockquote>
<nowiki>===Cheese it, the cops!!===
[[Image:1000650.JPG|thumb|Nah, it's just my artificial woman in her plastic blue outfit. Awesome to fuck, and the cleaning maintance is simple. She'll only last until she has her internal injury.]]
[[Image:1000651.JPG|thumb|Yeah... Look at those big hooters!]]
[[Image:1000652.JPG|thumb|Oops, she popped her top. :D]]
</nowiki>
</blockquote>
 
'''Between 8:59 and 9:09 p.m. EST, 12 Nov (1:59-02:09 GMT 13 Nov), Chris makes the following edits:
'''
* Virignia time: 8:59-9:09pm, 12 November 2007
* Puts his shit back in.
* Amends a sentence defending the jerkops to say "they're all just doing their jobs '''of enforcing an awesomely [[Virginia is for Virgins|fucked-up false law]].'''"

* Adds this:
{{quote|Christian Weston Chandler would like [[ED]] and [[4chan]] to know the following: '''I will continue to Shove The True Facts From My Heart and Soul Down Your Throats, only until you take this WHOLE PAGE Down For Good.'''}}

===13 November===

'''At 2:15 p.m. EST (19:14 GMT), Chris makes the following edits:
'''
* Sanitizing the article again, and putting his material back in.
* Adds this description of Jerkops: "the imposter police in colors OTHER than BLUE or BLACK who enforce the fucked-up false law of Virginia is for Virgins; not lovers".
* Edits a recommendation that [[Autistic]] people should be avoided to say "Despite it being highly recommended that anyone with [[Autism]] '''will get stared at in deep depth'''"
* Adds a link to one of his diary entries, which is a tinyurl link pointing to what was presumably his [[MySpace]] blog before he took it down in 2008.

===14 November===

'''Between 11:29 and 11:43 p.m. EST (04:29-04:43 GMT, 15 Nov), Chris makes the following edits:
'''
* Creates the user page for Reldnahc. Spends fifteen minutes trying to figure out how to embed an MP3 of So Need a Cute Girl directly onto the page, but fails.
* Puts his material back into the ED article, possibly other minor edits.

===28 December===

'''Edit made at 12:25 a.m. EST (05:26 GMT):'''

* By this point Chris seems to be copy-pasting a poorly-formatted copy of the article as he wants it to appear. Ironically, several insults directed at him, which had been edited for length, are now reintroduced by his reversion. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997377875]</s>

===30 December===

'''Edits made at 12:13-12:14 (05:13-05:14 GMT):'''

* Now using a new account, "Chris-chan", Chris replaces three whole articles (his own, as well as "Scared kitty" and "Insane Clown Posse/TL;DR‎") with "Stop spreading LIES about me!"
<s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997380740]</s>
<s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Scared_kitty&diff=prev&oldid=1997380741]</s>
<s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Insane_Clown_Posse/TL%3BDR&diff=prev&oldid=1997380745]</s>

===10 January===

'''Chris makes the following edit at 2:49 p.m. EST (19:49 GMT)

* Chris replaces the entire article with "<nowiki>[vo!d]</nowiki>" <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997396041]</s>

===19 January===

'''Edit made at 4:35 a.m. (09:35 GMT)

* Denilah replaces the entire article with the following:

<blockquote>Dahlings, by order of of President [[George W. Bush|George Bush Junior]], there shall be no naughty, grotesque posts of this dahling US citizen.

Any new posts, or deletion of this official message shall be found punishable to the fullest extent of American Law.

From the Secreterial Desk of the White House,

The President, George Bush</blockquote>

: It's unclear if Denilah was Chris, since there are many trolls who vandalize the page for lulz. But if Chris were going to convince people that someone who is not Chris says the page must not be edited, this is probably what it would look like. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997405266]</s>

===21 January===

'''Edit made at 4:43 a.m. EST (09:43 GMT):'''

* As Clyde ([[Clyde Cash|no relation?]]), Chris replaces the article with:

<blockquote>
<center>*****POST NO BILLS*****</center>
<center>There is absolutely no meaning in cyber bullying. And if you have so much free time to play the cruelest game of "[[KICK THE AUTISTIC]]", then you CAN and SHOULD put the time to better use; volunteer for a social chore; take up the culture in [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|tasteful art]]; go out and socialize.
 You don't need to terrorize the innocent. Please. Stop mocking not just me, but all the individuals you have hurt with this crappy bullying, Because IT HURTS YOU AND US ALL.
 Thank you.
 Christian Weston Chandler.</center>
 <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997406599&oldid=1997405835]</s></blockquote>

===25 January===

'''Edits made from 6:10 to 6:16 a.m EST (11:10-11:16 GMT):'''

* A new account, Glith, adds a message to the Chris-chan talk page, saying "I KNOW MORE THAN YOU THINK," adding "so there". <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Chris-chan/Archive8&diff=prev&oldid=1997409944]</s>

* Glith replaces the article with the request that ED persecute [[Joshua Martinez]] instead of Chris. This doesn't seem to work—something about personal armies or something. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997409947]</s>

===26 January===

'''Edits made 6:15-6:27 a.m. EST (11:15-11:27 GMT):'''

* As Waltbunn, Chris blanks the article (and its talk page) and tries to come up with some sort of wiki tag that will somehow prevent further editing or otherwise destroy the article. None of this shit works, of course.<ref><s>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Waltbunn</s></ref>

===12 March===

'''Edits made at 5:52 a.m. EDT (09:52 GMT)'''

* On the same day that Megan and Chris exchange emails about Megan's outrage over the fingerbanging picture, Waltermelon removes virtually every reference to Megan from the article, as well as the Chris/Megan sex drawing Chris himself posted in November 2007. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997467336&oldid=1997465382]</s>

===15 March===

'''Edits made from 8:49-8:57 a.m. EDT (12:49-12:57 GMT):'''
[[Image:TomTomCloseup.jpg|thumb|right|Chris used this image, TomTomCloseup.jpg, to replace [[ShecameforCWC]].]]
* Christian-Weston-Chandler uploads a new file, TomTomCloseup.jpg‎, which is a closeup of the vagina in the original ShecameforCWC.JPG drawing. He replaces ShecameforCWC.JPG with TomTomCloseup.jpg‎ in the article. Presumably his reasoning here is that if he can't get ED to let him take the picture down altogether, he can compromise with them by substituting a different drawing that at least doesn't show Megan's face.

* He then repeatedly deletes and re-inserts the same section of text about Megan, as if he's not sure whether it should be in the article or not. He may be thinking that these edits will distract from his actual goal, which is to eliminate ShecameforCWC.JPG. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997471349&oldid=1997469851]</s>

:This plan is successful for maybe two days, until the article is protected and CrumpetTrumpet identifies the chicanery. Note that everyone is still of the opinion that it's Crystal in the drawing--nobody, including Megan, would have ever known he drew her nude if he'd known when to shut up. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997475778&oldid=1997475129]</s>

'''9:13 p.m. EDT (01:13 GMT 16 Mar):'''

* Chris edits a notice alerting ED users to his vandalism to read: "Christian Weston Chandler is currently trying to vandalize this article. You can help by explaining why you hate him so much as to contribute to this drama-mama."

===17 March===

'''8:39-8:48 p.m. EDT (00:39-00:48 GMT 18 Mar):'''

* Chris tries to replace the Megan drawing with the TomTomCloseup.jpg‎ again. He also removes references to Megan and to his vandalism of the article (although he ''adds'' a list of his known sockpuppets, for some reason; he may be working from an earlier revision without reading it). He seriously thinks he can ban ED users WhiteMystery and CrumpetTrumpet from his own article by merely posting tables which are presumably crude copies of templates. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997475972&oldid=1997475794]</s>

'''10:58-10:59 p.m. EDT (02:58-02:59 GMT 18 Mar):'''

* Chris uploads his cover art for his [[Adult Chronicles]] game, for PS2, PS3, and Wii, and adds them to the article, noting "Never on HEXBox!" He again tries to remove the Megan drawing and the list of sockpuppets. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997476177&oldid=1997475996]</s>

===18 March===

'''12:07-12:11 a.m. EDT (04:07-04:11 GMT):'''

* Chris by now seems more concerned with dispelling the notion that he wants to have sex with Crystal than with taking down the Megan drawing. He changes this:

{{quote|...and drawing pictures of himself having sex with his imaginary twin sister.}}

: to read:
{{quote|and drawing pictures of himself having sex with Megan, who would never want to do it with him anyhow; what a sadsack virginal loser.}}

: He makes other alterations to the captions of thumbnails to mock himself for wanting sex with Megan, all the better to prevent anyone from drawing the more (hypothetically) incestuous conclusion. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997476252&oldid=1997476245]</s>

'''9:00-9:10 a.m. EDT (13:00-13:10 GMT):'''

* Chris again changes the sentence about him wanting to have sex with his imaginary sister to "his lost Sailor Soldier, Megan, who dumped his sorry ass for drawing the pic of him fucking her; she never even had any inkling of interest in him. What a intolerable sad-sack loser."

* He edits the article's implication that he only claims to be autistic, citing "paperwork from doctors and psychologists and other quacks."

* By now he has stopped trying to remove the Megan drawing and merely moves it around the article. Megan appears to have said something to him that has made him stop giving a shit. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997476698&oldid=1997476683]</s>

===19 March===

'''6:15 p.m. EDT (22:15 GMT):'''

* Chris removes paragraphs about Megan again, and tries for the second time to ban users by putting up crude templates saying they're banned. His banhammer is aimed at users who have reverted his edits: WhiteMystery, CrumpetTrumpet, Weatherman, Drunkenlazybastard, and MysteryBot. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997478479&oldid=1997476922]</s>
* Chris e-mails Wikipedia pleading for assistance:
*:"I've found your Mediawiki Software, but I am askew with confusion on how to even install the program and all that (the unrecognizable .tar extension didn't help much either). Please help me in deleting everything on the page, and putting a Edit Lock onto it." <ref>[[Chris emails 2008#March]]</ref>

===20 March===

'''8:14-8:40 p.m. EDT (00:14-00:40 GMT 21 Mar)''':

* Christian decides if you can't beat 'em, join 'em, and presents [[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]] He also continues to delete sections about Megan and references to wanting to have sex with Crystal. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997480063&oldid=1997479407]</s>

===21 March===

'''1:08-1:09 p.m. EDT (17:08-17:09 GMT):''',

* Chris deletes large, seemingly arbitrary portions of the article, strangely leaving parts of it intact. He specifically targets a drawing of Rosechu with a penis. This appears to be his final round of edits to ED until August 2008. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997481251&oldid=1997480886]</s>

===7 August===

'''2:03 a.m. EDT (06:03 GMT):'''

* A user known only as SAVE CHRIS CHAN replaces the article with "YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES! CWC DOES NOT DESERVE ALL THIS HATE!" <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997693022]</s>

===13 August===

'''8:48-8:49 p.m. EDT (00:48-00:49 GMT 14 Aug):'''

* Reldnahc returns to the Chris-chan talk page with this announcement concerning the alleged medallion theft: <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Chris-chan/Archive8&diff=prev&oldid=1997701173]</s>

<blockquote>
<nowiki>=== Hey, B-Itches, Quit your barkin'. ===</nowiki> 

I have returned to my comic drawing, one page at a time, so you can quit your slanderous, unrequired cries for attention. Also, I LAUGH at your mockery of a medal imitation; yours looks MORE like a sugar cookie I had with lunch...from a Grocery Store; Free Cookies!

The neighbors have been complaining, and they have provided over a Thousand signatures on the Petition; let your Encyclopedogia Bitchmatica get its injection for eternal sleep.

|----

Middle Finger in your "Ear Lot Evil".
</blockquote>

===14 August===

'''7:41-7:45 p.m. EDT (23:41-23:45 GMT):'''

* Jamplerf replaces both the Chris-chan and 4chan articles with "Fuck you, ED." It's difficult to determine whether this is really Chris or a troll capitalizing on the wave of CWC-mania at the time, but the vandalism is consistent with Christian's focus on 4chan as an enemy. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Jamplerf]</s>

===17 August===

'''6:18 a.m. EDT (10:18 GMT):'''

* Chris deletes a (probably apocryphal) story on the talk page about him deliberately getting into a car wreck with a pretty girl as a pretext to asking her on a date. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Chris-chan/Archive8&diff=prev&oldid=1997706991]</s>

====18 August====

'''2:46 a.m. EDT (06:46 GMT):'''

* Chris deletes discussion of his parents' names and home address. You may be noticing by this point that the harder he tries the worse things get. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Chris-chan/Archive8&diff=prev&oldid=1997708544]</s>

===22 August===

'''10:38-10:43 p.m. EDT (02:38-02:43 GMT 23 Aug):'''

* Chris furiously tries to remove any reference to his home phone number and address from the Chris-chan article and the talk page. He finally says:

<blockquote><nowiki>===IF YOU BOTHER ME===</nowiki>

I will STAR69 Your Number or call 911!
You are NOT Freakin' TMZ, so just leave me Alone with Peace of my Mind. [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
</blockquote>

===30 August===

'''5:09 a.m. EDT (09:09 GMT):'''

* In a curiously low-key edit, Chris corrects a report about him getting kicked out of his favorite shop, changing "GameStop" to "Game Place".

===2 September===

'''4:00-4:27 a.m. EDT (08:00-08:27 GMT):'''

* Chris uploads nine nude drawings of Rosechu and replaces transsexual and homoerotic Sonichu fan art with them. (Later, in [[Sonichu 8]], these images are shown to be photographs taken by Rosechu herself and uploaded to [[4-cent_garbage.com]].) <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997731317&oldid=1997731056]</s>

* While he's doing this he makes an odd comment in the caption of a picture of Crystal: "Crystal has her vagina ready too."

===3 September===

'''3:53-6:19 p.m. EDT (19:53-22:19 GMT):'''

* Christian reverts edits of his new Rosechu nudes. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997733933]</s>

* On his Reldnahc user talk page, Chris finds himself repeatedly blanking the page to remove a template showing dozens of images of penises. In response he creates a gallery of erotic imagery he has found on ED that meets with his approval, and posts it on both his user page and its talk page. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Reldnahc&diff=prev&oldid=1997733922]</s> <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Reldnahc&diff=prev&oldid=1997733919]</s>

* Chris also continues to try to correct the assumption that it is Crystal and not Megan in the fingerbanging art. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997733937]</s>

===4 September===

'''2:37-4:21 a.m. EDT (06:37-08:21 GMT):'''

* Chris deletes large portions of the Reldnahc talk page criticizing his edits, and struggles to keep the dongs off the page and his gallery on. He issues variations of this statement on Chris-chan, User:Reldnahc, and User talk:Reldnahc:

<blockquote>
<nowiki>**DO NOT DELETE, NOR CENSOR, MY BOMBASTIC PROTEST!!!!!!**</nowiki> 

I AM ADDING THE POSITIVITY THIS HELL-HOLE OF A WEBSITE DESPERATELY NEEDS; you just do not appreciate the POSITIVITY I AM ADDING TO THE PAGE. What I am doing is a STAND against OFFENSIVE, UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED Additions to ANY Female Image. What I am doing is a STAND for EVERY SINGLE WOMAN Everywhere, because NO WOMAN would EVER want such a Horrific Twist of Fate. What I am doing is a STAND against the VERY THING that is NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!! 

And I will continue to draw my own TASTEFUL NUDE FEMALE ART, with HONEST VAGINA, UTERUS AND OVARIES to my heart's and RAGE AGAINST YOU DICK-HEADS content. 

If you want me to stop, Draw Breasts, Vaginas, Uterus, Ovaries and the God-Given Eggs within them on ALL ROSECHU FANART for yourselves, you Two-Inch Short Dick-HEADS!!!!!!!! 

Sincerely, 
Christian Weston Chandler, 
A Man For The Women, For the Women's Rights, For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace. 

{{quote|P.S. I FULLY UNDERSTAND YOUR MOCKERIES; YOU ALL ARE JUST JERK IDIOTS.|Chris-Chan}}
</blockquote>

'''10:21-11:14 p.m. EDT (02:21-03:14 GMT 5 Sep):'''

* Chris continues battling to either remove the penises on his talk page or change them into pictures of boobies and vaginas. During this flurry of edits he also begins to weed out pictures he previously put in his "choice ED pics" of Dot from Animaniacs, Cream from Sonic the Hedgehog, and Misty from Pokémon; this seems to be out of concern that people think he is fapping to underage characters, since this comes within hours of his announcement that Rosechu is eighteen years old.

===7 September===

'''1:07 a.m. EDT (05:07 GMT):'''

* Chris makes an edit to dispute the assertion that his Rule 34 drawings had to have been drawn prior to ED's discovery of him. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997739363]</s>

===9 September===
'''9:17-9:34 p.m. EDT (01:17-01:34 GMT 10 Sep):'''

* Chris edits the section for the newly-released Episode 18, trying to make sure everyone understands that the villains of the piece are Jason Kendrick Howell and a thinly-veiled analogue of ED. He continues to insist that it's Megan, not Crystal, in the fingerbanging picture.

* On his user page and usertalk page, Chris continues in vain to stop the influx of pickles.

===11 September===

'''10:15-10:16 p.m. EDT (02:15-02:16 GMT):'''

* Chris by now realizes the n00dz he thought he sent to [[Blanca]] actually ended up in the hands of the Man in the Pickle Suit, and they're all on ED. He blanks the Chris-chan, User:Reldnahc, and User talk:Reldnahc articles. All three articles are reverted in minutes; ED's MysteryBot automatically suspends the Reldnahc account for at least 24 hours. This presumably discourages Chris from making further attempts to salvage his reputation, as there is little evidence of him contributing to ED from this point forward.

===16 March===
'''Edits made at 5:45 p.m. EDT (21:42-21:45 GMT):'''

* The Chris-chan account, which has been dormant since 30 December 2007, suddenly reappears to leave cryptic messages on the articles for <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Cho_Seung-Hui&diff=prev&oldid=1997961206 Cho Seung-Hui]</s> and <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Tim_Kretschmer&diff=prev&oldid=1997961205 Tim Kretschmer]</s>, and to replace the Chris-chan article with this message:

<blockquote>One day you FUCKERS will pay for what you have done!

You made [[Megan]] live! MY ONLY FUCKING SWEETHEART! YOU WILL PAY!

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!

REMOVE THIS FUCKING ARTICLE, 4 CENT GARBAGE!<s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997961209&oldid=1997960172]</s></blockquote>

: Chris's password strength is notoriously weak, and it's very likely someone has hijacked one or more of his ED accounts, especially now that this article exists to list his sockpuppets.

===May 2009===

===14 May===

'''Edits made at 6:53-6:54 p.m. EDT (22:53-22:54 GMT):'''

* A new account, <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu]</s>, is created and used to put the following message on the "Chris-chan" talk page:

<blockquote>
<nowiki>=== I've moved on last Tuesday ===</nowiki> 

I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the crestfallen emotions, but I am moving on with my life.

Also, you'll have to catch me IRL ONLY to troll me any further. Do you dare?

Peace-Out,
Christian Weston Chandler.

<nowiki>--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 22:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)</nowiki>
</blockquote>

===15 May===

'''Edits made 11:35-11:36 p.m. EDT (3:35-3:36 GMT 16 May)'''

* ChrisChanSonichu adds the following to his previous message:

<blockquote>Hey, CLYDE, you JERK. I said "IN REAL LIFE", not Playstation. Also, why don't you be the man you CLAIM to be and face me yourself? You keep sending out your prawns to do your dirty work, you coward. >:-(

Christian C.</blockquote>

* He then immediately reverts his own edit.

There has been speculation that the edits were fake, but his videos since the 15th of May have confirmed the information given, so it can reasonably be assumed that the account belongs to Chris.

==Sources==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]
*[[Christian's sex joke]]
*[[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki]]
*[[Wikipedia]]

{{The Internet}}
{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Trolling]]
[[Category: ED Saga]]

Kick the Autistic

2011-10-21T06:33:15Z

Penman28:

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[[Image:KickTheAutisticWii.jpg|thumb|Now for the [[Nintendo]] Wii!]]

'''Kick the [[Autism|Autistic]]''' is the world's favorite game. This is the act of doing anything [[Chris]] doesn't like. It is very probable he has done this in the past to get "[[sex|speshul treatment]]" from "Young Ladies."

==Variations==
There are many known variations of the game, and we will go through the most effective.

===Artistic Style===
Enter a competition of artistry where Chris also competes, and [[Honor roll|out-talent him]]. This is usually easily done by showing any competence at all. Favored by [[Manchester High School#Graduation|his fellow students]] and [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|that no-good Adam Stackhouse]]. Beware: Chris may [[CWC is Angry|get grumpy and shoot at your photograph.]] Or beat you up in [[Soul Calibur]].

===Chris Style===
Set yourself up as one of the most visible and recognized representatives of autism within [[Chris and the Internet|internet]] culture. [[Chris and negotiation|Act like an entitled child]] and [[Chris and Sex|develop]] horrifying [[recycling|perversions]], which you discuss on [[YouTube]]. Give other autistic people a bad reputation by association. There is a 100% chance this will result in them trolling you.

===[[Blanca]] Style===
Take the time to befriend Chris and pretend you are a [[Boyfriend Free Girl]] until Chris trusts you. Then get Chris to give you something of value to him, and destroy it.

===[[Jimmy Hill]] Style===
Chris is very funny about the material which he has plagiarized. If you are an artist troll or just bored, plagiarize Chris's plagiarized comics. He will throw a fit and "take legal action against you if not removed by 14 days." Oh wait, YOU CAN'T [[Parody|COPYRIGHT UNORIGINAL CHARACTERS]] DIPSHIT.

===[[Sweetheart]] Style===
Chris is of the completely clueless type, and will trust anyone <s>with a little bit of time</s> who claims to have a [[China|china]]. Pretend to befriend Chris, and when you have gained his trust, tell him to do something lulzy. Say you are a woman who is turned on at the thought of him drinking his own [[semen]]. Once this happens, put the goods up on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and wait for the lulz to come pouring in.

===[[Man in the Pickle Suit|Pickleman]] Style===
Somehow meet up with Chris while wearing a pickle suit. He will be bewildered by it and powerless to act.

===[[The Miscreants|Miscreant]] Style===
Set [[Sonichu|events]] in motion that will keep Chris from [[Virgin with rage|ever getting laid.]] Physically [[Chris and health|weaken]] him so that he can't even rape women to lose his virginity, or do anything else for that matter. Extra points for [[Jimmy Hill|clouding]] [[BlueSpike|his]] [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|judgement.]] As an added "fuck you," send <s>an impostor</s> [[Liquid Chris|The True and Honest Christian Weston Chandler]] to swipe [[Kacey|his sweetheart.]]

Keep doing this for the rest of his life, then send him to Hell where he'll be trolled for all eternity... or reincarnated as a pickle... whichever.

The current champion of this style is Chris himself.

===[[Liquid]] Style===
<s>Pretend that you are the</s> Be the TRUE and ORIGINAL creator of [[Sonichu]], the electric hedgehog Pokémon. Upload videos on [[YouTube]] detailing your many encounters with [[Clyde Cash]] and your success at attracting a boyfriend free girl. Brag about the millions you have earned thanks to Sonichu, and try to conquer the Sonichu media empire that is rightfully yours.

Alec Benson Leary of [[Asperchu]] has used a similar tactic, to much the same effect. Bonus points for buying ad space on the [[CWCipedia]].

===[[Michael Snyder]] Style===
[[List of places that have banned Chris|Ban]] him from [[The GAMe PLACe|an establishment]] for being the [[Chris and hypocrisy|entitled]], [[Chris and anger|angry]], [[Chris and his Ego|self-obsessed]], [[death threats|dangerous]] manchild that he is. Quite correctly [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|never let him back in]]. '''WARNING''': This will probably result in Chris [[6 June 2010|coming to the store]] to [[pedofork|take pictures of your daughter]] and [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|attempting to murder]] you with [[Son-Chu|his mother's car]].

===Literally===
One day, Chris will say the wrong thing to the wrong person at the wrong time, and they will literally kick the shit out of him. On that day trolls will shed tears of joy, and once again feel as if there is some sort of justice in the world. That being said, no reasonable troll should ever use physical violence to harm Chris, as there's no need to expend any sort of effort on him and it's not worth giving Chris something he could actually call the police over. (Plus, that would mean [[Chris and health#Hygiene|touching him]].) It will be much sweeter when he gets his ass handed to him by a random angry [[Niggos|African American]] or someone with an [[homos|alternate life-style]]. Even greater will be the day when he gets a little too touchy with a [[boyfriend-free girl]] and gets a face full of mace.

Examples of literally kicking the autistic include: The teachers at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] (barely), [[Jerkops]] (probably exaggerated) and [[Niggos#Conflicts_at_The_GAMe_PLACe|TJ from GAMe PLACe]] (almost).

However, Chris has never experienced any real physical pain in his entire life. His parents never raised a finger against him, there is no record of him being grounded, or punished in any significant way even after he was [[Bob Walks In|caught masturbating in the kitchen]]. The only exception to this is when [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] tried to teach him how to roller-skate. Chris fell down, got a boo-boo, ran home to [[Barbara Chandler|mommy]], and vowed to never again even try to roller-skate, or, apparently, to do anything active at all.

Ever since the [[Twin Falling Towers|9/11 video]], it is believed that Chris may become the subject of a game of Kick the Autistic, featuring a guest team from the [[Wikipedia:United_States_Marine_Corps|Semper Fi Brotherhood]].

==Uses by Chris==
Recorded examples of this particular CWC-ism include the following:

*In the e-mail he sent to Sony after losing [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], Chris blamed his failure on "AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, 'KICK THE AUTISTIC!'"
*At the same time, in his first [[PSN Blogs|PSN blog entry]] cursing [[Adam Stackhouse]], he bitched and mixed his metaphors about how "I have been the dog in America's favorite game, 'KICK THE AUTISTIC' for my whole life."
*After finding out that [[PandaHalo|Panda]] was a troll during [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]], Chris whined, "And so, the world continues to play the world's favorite game of 'Kick the Autistic'."
*Addressing [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] users on 21 January 2008, Chris wrote ''"And if you have so much free time to play the cruelest game of "KICK THE AUTISTIC", then you CAN and SHOULD put the time to better use; volunteer for a social chore; take up the culture in tasteful art; go out and socialize."''
*A variation was used in Chris's second version of [[It's UGH!#Remake|Ok2bgay]], with Chris opening the video with the words "Merry Kickmas".

==Conclusion==
Remember kids, Kick the Autistic is everyone's favorite game and can be replayed over and over with Chris. He just never learns.

==See also==
*[[Jerkops]]
*[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] - Video game president, hoping to release Kick the Autistic on all major Nintendo consoles in time for Christmas.
*[[Troll]]

==External links==
*[http://www.pictogame.com/en/play/game/bq1o8yBlHtPu_cwc-in-kick-the-autistic Click to play!!]

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]][[Category:Things Chris hates]]

Chris emails 2007

2011-10-21T06:28:47Z

Penman28: /* August */

This set of emails details [[Chris]]'s interactions with [[Megan]], the [[PaRappa]] contest adventure, and the moment his life began its tumble down a bottomless pit of failure--the discovery of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article.

===[[2007#February|February]]===
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−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: Virginia_Sanford@ccpsnet.net 
Sent: Wed, 21 Feb [[2007 ]] 3:32:50 PM Eastern Standard Time 
Subject: Re: Hello 

Hey, Mrs. Sanford (or should I say Ginny or Virginia ), I am delighted to hear from you as well. And It is also good to know that you are still residing at that address. The [[DVD]] is under production, to be completed a few days after February 24, 2007 (my 25th Birthday...Yay).

You may be able to help me in a portion of it now; there will be a Slideshow (projected from my [[PlayStation Portable]]) featuring not only pics of me growing up, but the friends, teachers and relatives I've known and remembered (either from heart, like yourself, as well as yearbook signatures). Anyway, do you remember from the ol' class, Sarah and Micha (the blonde girl with glasses, and the slow-talking [[Niggos|african american]] who Ms. Eckel told over and over to get his dad to teach him how to shave)? I remembered both of them from heart, but unfortunately I don't remember their last names, so it's harder to find them in the yearbooks; could you tell me their last names, please?

As for what had happened during [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]], in a nutshell; about Mid-Summer, [[2003]], I've realize upon revolation that I needed a girl friend to make into a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]], so with a [[Attraction sign|sign]] (which I've later realized that it made me look slow-minded; the "R" Word), I've started my Enduring [[Love Quest]]. The Dean of Student Serveces, [[Mary Lee Walsh]] came out and tore my sign up right in front of me, and said, "You're not gonna get a Girlfriend this way or any way." That *&^%$ SHATTERED MY HEART AND MURDERED MY SOUL. And it wasn't just her, the Policemen Imposters in Brown, White and Red, AKA The [[Jerkops]] (Blue and Black ARE the TRUE POLICE SOLDIERS) also seriously indented the impression that "[[Virgina is for Virgins]], NOT Lovers".

But it has a happy ending; in Mid-[[2005]], when I've started playing the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] TCG, I met [[Megan|this girl]] who upon numerous conversations, art-sharing and secret confidence, I've grown fond of, and my Heart and Soul Recovered from the Serious Emotional and Physical Pain I've endured. Although she's not intrested in a serious relationship, I still am fond of her, and I'm hoping that she may have a change of heart.

You may learn more about what had happened to me from the [[Sub-Episodes]] in my [[Sonichu (comic)|"Sonichu" Comic Book]], which I have the legable images uploaded onto my [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]]; those Sub-Episodes are based on my Real-Life Events. *sigh

Well, that's about it for now; I hope you do well as well. And I will make that DVD copy for you after I've finalized the master copy. Please tell the remaing faculty who are still working at Providence that I wish them the best as well. I still remember Mrs. Rogers (my ol' computer teacher) when she played as Woodstock in the 1996 "Snoopy" play; that was just fun and cute. :)

Take care; 
Christian Weston Chandler, A.K.A. (nickname) Chris Chan.
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===July===
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−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
 From: Susan Hannifan <SHANNIFAN@pvcc.edu>
 To: cwcsonichu@aol.com
 Sent: Mon, 23 Jul 2007 10:48 pm
 Subject: RE: Hey, Susan, I have a small favor...

Wow! Congratulations Christian.

Yes I'll be sure to go to the web
site to vote.

Best wishes.

Susan Hannifan 
Disability Services Counselor 
Piedmont Virginia Community College 
501 College Drive 
Charlottesville, Virginia 22902 
434-961-5281 
Fax: 434-961-5251

From:
cwcsonichu@aol.com [mailto:cwcsonichu@aol.com]

Sent: Friday, July 20, 2007 11:07
PM

To: Susan Hannifan

Subject: Hey, Susan, I have a
small favor...

I hope you're doing well.

Anyhoo, I have previously submitted a video for Playstation's
PaRappea the Rapper contest, and I am currently among the Top 10 Contestants.
If I win the Grand Prize, I can take my [[Megan|Sweet Friend]] with me to the Penny
Arcade Expo in Seattle, WA.

Please go to the (http://www.us.playstation.com/vote/parappatherapper/default.aspx)
Playstation Website's Voting Page, and Vote for me; I'm the Lucky 7th Video
(the one with the [[Gitar of Fail|Blue Guitar]]).

Thank you, and I hope you all are still doing well. :)

Take care;

Christian W. Chandler.
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===August===
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−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
 From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
 To: community_support@directpartners.com
 Sent: Fri, 3 Aug 2007 8:20:20 PM Eastern Daylight Time
 Subject: To Nathen;

In addition to my message on your machine...

I REALLY WANTED [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|THAT TRIP]] SO I COULD HAVE A CHANCE TO IMPRESS MY SWEETEST MEGAN AND POSSIBLY FULFILL MY DREAM OF GETTING MARRIED AND SOON HAVE A [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|DAUGHTER NAMED CRYSTAL]]. YET NOW I, A FRUSTRATED [[High-Functioning Autism|HIGH-FUNCTIONALLY AUTISTIC]] 25-YEAR OLD [[Virgin with rage|VIRGIN]], HAVE BEEN BALLZ-BROKEN LIKE I HAVE THROUGH A BIG CHUNK OF MY LIFE IN [[America|AMERICA]]'S FAVORITE GAME, [["KICK THE AUTISTIC!"]] *sigh*

I had my [[Mass debating|fantasies]] of having fun with Megan, taking her to a really extravagent destination (I am not rich), taking a long-wanted tour of the [[Nintendo]] of America company tour, with her, playing [[Guitar Hero]] against the guy in the PaRappa [[cosplay|costume]], jamming with Megan in the hotel room and possibly our first time in the bed... *sigh*

Life can be soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo unfair and f***ing corrupt.

But I digress; TAKE THE A-CAPELLA RULE TO THE MAX on those THREE out of ten videos.

Take care; 
Christian Weston Chandler. (:_(
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−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
 From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
 To: community_support@directpartners.com
 Sent: Sat, 4 Aug 2007 7:23:20 PM Eastern Daylight Time
 Subject: To Nathen

Nathen, I have sent the following message to the community support at the Playstation Website, and the webmaster. I have also called Playstation support to directly input my complaint. So, I thought I would send it to you as well.

I DO NOT BELIEVE [[Adam Stackhouse|Adamstackhouse]] should be the winner of the PaRappa the Rapper Chop Chop Master Onion Contest, and there are a few others among the TOP TEN who all have VIOLATED THE POSTED OFFICIAL RULES. Please allow me to describe the violations as I rewatch the saved videos from my PSP, and I quote the Official Rules at http://www.us.playstation.com/EP/Promotions/283/Rules.html.

"The performance must be a cappella (meaning without [[music]]), and it must be one of the three (3) songs that are provided on the contest entry page. The lyrics must be the same lyrics used in the game. Changing the lyrics will result in disqualification. Please do not include other people in your video as this will also result in disqualification."

And if you Don't believe me, you should watch the TEN videos again for yourselves. *The bolded and underlined names are the names of the individuals who have violated the Officials Rules, and the BOLDED details are the obvious violations.

Video 1: adamstackhouse- IT HAS MUSIC - He has his SISTER IN THE VIDEO WITH HIM. 
Video 2: ajbrewer- Nothing wrong here; no music, no lyric change, and he's all alone. :) 
Video 3: aprelewsky- IT HAS MUSIC - He has a DUDE IN THE VIDEO WITH HIM. 
Video 4: Billjones- This one is cool; no music, no lyric change, and although it looks like there are two guys in the video, upon closer inspection, they are both the same dude. :) 
Video 5: brudell- He has his DUDEFRIEND IN THE VIDEO WITH HIM. 
Video 6: chrisadams- Although it is high on volume and echoful, he is all alone in the video, no music, and he is quoting the lyrics from his printed sheet. :) 
Video 7: CWCSonichu *My Video*- Granted, I did start and end the video with an introduction and Guitar Hero ending, and that was only a photo of me and my friend, Megan; the rules do not state anything about photos. I had the printed lyrics taped to the tripod holding the camera, and I did not change any of the lyrics of Chop Chop Master Onion; that was why I was leaning forward at times in the video. And, obviously, I had no music during the song. :) 
Video 8: DSiferd- This is okay; no music, good lyric match, and like in Billjone's video; the leaf guy and driver are both the same guy. :) 
Video 9: scotteichmer- Although it was too close to his face, there was no music, he matched the lyrics (with a "That's it" at the end), and a stuffed monkey does not qualify as a person. :) 
Video 10: suryabuchwald- IT HAS MUSIC, and it sounds more like the theme to Super Mario Bros than Chop Chop Master Onion. And I will note that upon close inspection, the three guys are the same dude. 

I understand that it's too late to hold another election, but I suggest that you award the Grand Prize to the highest voted among the SIX Qualified Videos.

Thank you for your time, and please personally reply to this E-Mail As Soon As Possible, or call me at my home phone at (434)-990-0198.

Sincerely, 
Mr. Christian Weston Chandler - [[Ruckersville]], Virginia.
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−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
 From: cwcsonichu@aol.com
 To: community_support@directpartners.com
 Sent: Wed, 8 Aug 2007 11:14 am
 Subject: PS

I was solely depressed earlier when I called, because my Sweet Megan went AWOL. Justice will still be done, sworn on my [[Autism]]. I will still accept the prizes.
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−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
 From: webmaster@playstation.sony.com
 To: Christian Chandler <CWCSonichu@aol.com>
 Sent: Fri, 10 Aug 2007 2:48 am
 Subject: Re: Website Questions or Issues: General Question

Hi Christian,

Thank you for writing us.

We value your input and appreciate you bringing this to our attention. Please rest assured that we will convey your feedback to Sony Computer Entertainment America's ("SCEA") appropriate management.

If you have further questions regarding this message, please refer to your email case number:4763303.

Jan 
Multimedia Representative 
Sony Computer Entertainment America 
Consumer Services Department

Additional Support Resources 
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PlayStation.com Support Page: You will find helpful content divided by our PlayStation(R) product lines. Please visit http://www.us.playstation.com/Support and select the PlayStation product of your choice to learn more.

Original Message Follows: 
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Consumer Name: Christian Chandler 
Consumer Email: CWCSonichu@aol.com

Message from Consumer: 
I DO NOT BELIEVE Adamstackhouse should be the winner of the PaRappa the Rapper Chop Chop Master Onion Contest, and there are a few others among the TOP TEN who all have VIOLATED THE POSTED OFFICIAL RULES. Please allow me to describe the violations as I rewatch the saved videos from my PSP, and I quote the Official Rules at http://www.us.playstation.com/EP/Promotions/283/Rules.html.

"The performance must be a cappella (meaning without music), and it must be one of the three (3) songs that are provided on the contest entry page. The lyrics must be the same lyrics used in the game. Changing the lyrics will result in disqualification. Please do not include other people in your video as this will also result in disqualification."

And if you Don't believe me, you should watch the TEN videos again for yourselves. *The bolded and underlined names are the names of the individuals who have violated the Officials Rules, and the BOLDED details are the obvious violations.

Video 1: adamstackhouse- IT HAS MUSIC - He has his SISTER IN THE VIDEO WITH HIM. 
Video 2: ajbrewer- Nothing wrong here; no music, no lyric change, and he's all alone. :) 
Video 3: aprelewsky- IT HAS MUSIC - He has a DUDE IN THE VIDEO WITH HIM. 
Video 4: Billjones- This one is cool; no music, no lyric change, and although it looks like there 
are two guys in the video, upon closer inspection, they are both the same dude. :) 
Video 5: brudell- He has his DUDEFRIEND IN THE VIDEO WITH HIM. 
Video 6: chrisadams- Although it is high on volume and echoful, he is all alone in the video, no
music, and he is quoting the lyrics from his printed sheet. :) 
Video 7: CWCSonichu *My Video*- Granted, I did start and end the video with an introduction and
Guitar Hero ending, and that was only a photo of me and my friend, Megan; the rules do not state
anything about photos. I had the printed lyrics taped to the tripod holding the camera, and I did
not change any of the lyrics of Chop Chop Master Onion; that was why I was leaning
forward at times in the video. And, obviously, I had no music during the song. :) 
Video 8: DSiferd- This is okay; no music, good lyric match, and like in Billjone's video; the leaf guy and driver are both the same guy. :) 
Video 9: scotteichmer- Although it was too close to his face, there was no music, he matched the lyrics (with a "That's it" at the end), and a stuffed monkey does not qualify as a person. :) 
Video 10: suryabuchwald- IT HAS MUSIC, and it sounds more like the theme to Super Mario Bros than
Chop Chop Master Onion. And I will note that upon close inspection, the three guys are the same
dude. 

I understand that it's too late to hold another election, but I suggest that you award the Grand Prize to the highest voted among the SIX Qualified Videos.

Thank you for your time, and please personally reply to this E-Mail As Soon As Possible, or call me at my home phone at (434)-990-0198.

Sincerely, 
Mr. Christian Weston Chandler - Ruckersville, Virginia.
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===[[2007#November|November]]===

[[Image:Chrisreply1evan.jpg|thumb|The fanart in question (with Chris's classic reply))]]

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−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
 From: Samuel Birrell <el_birrell2@yahoo.co.uk>
 To: CWCSonichu@aol.com
 Sent: Mon, 5 Nov 2007 7:28 am
 Subject: I have a warning for you dude.

Normally I don't care for what my peers at 4chan.org do.
but I bring you some news the people over at /v/ (aka the video game board) are making fun of you and made the http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan site, which you already know, but I left them to it as I couldn't care less what they did but now they have hit a new low and one is planning of pretending to be girl in hopes of getting you to send nude pictures to them.
As I said normally I dont care what Anon does but I find this sad and immature and so I feel I must give you a heads up on anonymous's plans to ridicule you on the interwebs..

also if you are going to quote any of this I'd much appreciate you hide my Identity (email address etc)
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From: [[Anna McLerran]] <forgotwhatiknew@gmail.com> 
To: CWCSonichu@aol.com <CWCSonichu@aol.com> 
Subject: Re: Hey, Anna 
Date: Mon, 5 Nov 2007 3:54 pm 

Christian, 
I am so sorry. That website is the most cruel, inhuman attempt at "[[humor]]" I have ever seen. It makes me sick to
my stomach, what they have written about you. If you can find out who they are, sue them for defamation of
character. I intend to take action against them as well. Please keep me posted on your progress. I am heartsick
for the pain they've caused you. 
Anna
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−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
 From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
 To: forgotwhatiknew@gmail.com
 Sent: Mon, 5 Nov 2007 2:21:23 PM Eastern Standard Time
 Subject: Hey, Anna

I have been recovering from the worst weekend of my life. In a nutshell, explicit fan art freaked me out, then someone else put a [[copyright]] symbol on their fan art (giving the impression of [[Sonichu]] being theirs), I responded to both offenses appropriately, then I Googled "Sonichu", and I found [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|a page]] that deficated on my person and character. And the second photo-jpg on there was actually taken at [[The Game Place]] last Friday, with me thinkin' the dude was taking a pic of the child I was playing [[Pokemon]] [[TCG]] with. I had asked the guys at The Game Place to check their servaliance camera footage of the timeframe, so I could possibly learn the identity of the person who took that photo. But the guys could not get it to work; they have to talk to their boss-type person. One of them put things in perspective for me, I calmed down for a while. Then my mother comes in during my peace with a lecture of doing more things around the house; I waited for her to finish, then I bursted out the events in a mouth-running-faster-than-my-brain fashion. Now, she is possibly on a warpath against this dude. A hacking [[terrorist]] group, Anonymous, and [[4Chan]] are somehow involved in that page as well.

Chris-chan - Encyclopedia Dramatica

<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>

I'm sorry; I'm still recovering from the worst weekend of my life. I'll get back to you with more positive information soon.

Take care; 
Chris Chan.
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−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
 From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
 To: forgotwhatiknew@gmail.com
 Sent: Mon, 5 Nov 2007 9:30:58 PM Eastern Standard Time
 Subject: Thank you, [[Anna]]

But I'm certain that it's just some dude with nothing better to do with his time. He'll probably get tired of doing anything after a week or two, if I do not respond harshly or post anything new. I told my mother she can do whatever she wanted on that, just be careful. My only concern about that is finding out who took that photo pic last Friday and why. Other than that, I'm recovering with the intent of just moving on with my life.

Okay, now for the good news. Have you ever met [[Joshua Martinez]]? He's an ol' buddy of mine; we went to JMU during our childhood for [[retards|Special Education]] classes. He carpooled with me and my father in his car. While in Harrisonburg, we would have lunch at Country Cookin', and have fun at the park (can't remember the name) that used to have an empty airplane. He is a mix of American and [[Spanish]].

Also, Joshua has cousins who are a band in Hollywood, so Josh has met stars such as [[Britney Spears]], Jessica Alba (Josh told me about Jessie being a mix of American and Spanish), and others. Like I said, Joshua is popular; he's got the looks and the height (about 6'2").

After running to him at McDonalds at Forest Lakes a few weeks ago, he's kept in touch with me more than I would have after that day, and we've caught up in more or less the current events in our lives. He has become VERY Popular with the ladies, I tell you what. :D He's also hooked a few of his male acquaintances with a good gal each. I am no different.

Also, recently, Joshua received an extra Nintendo Wii console from a friend, so he sold it to me for a solid $240 (I saved about 22.49 in comparison to buying at a store after tax).

Megan broke up my emotions for her after the PaRappa contest, but we're still ONLY Friends. After that e-mail, I've moved on, back to the coal mines (so to speak). Granted that I have had absolutely no luck in having ANY women come to me while I hung out at the Alderman Library up to now. Joshua found a gal who WAS interested in me, after reading about me in my [[MySpace]] profile at least.

Her name is [[Lori Lopez]]. I chatted with her through AOL Instant Message last night... <3<3<3 She was really sweet, and not only did I have a great time getting to know her, but... *blush* I got turned on. I know that she works (at a car lot, I think), she is 23, brunette, brown eyes, and she is a mix of American and Spanish. If you've watched the movie, "Into The Blue," the starring woman, Jessica Alba is an American/Spanish mix as well. 
=C 
2 
I'm keeping the [[Sweetheart Search]] details on my profile until I know for certain that Lori is really to be my [[Sweetheart]]. :)

I gtg; my cell phone number is still the same, so feel free to call me.

Take care; 
Chris Chan.
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−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
 From: Matthew Kelly <mkelly641@hotmail.co.uk>
 To: cwcsonichu@aol.com
 Sent: Tue, 6 Nov 2007 8:16 pm
 Subject: Cease and desist

Mr. Chandler,

[[Image:Sonichucopyright.png|thumb|Matthew Kelly's TRUE and ORIGINAL Sonichu]]

Through anonymous sources, it has been made aware to me that you have established a fandom of sorts revolving around my character 'Sonichu'. As the proud writer/artist of the cult 'Sonichu' comic series - having recently enjoyed its fifth year since professional publication through the UK branch of Archie Comics after rough origins of self-publication starting in [[1998]], I am excitedly exploring the possibility of bringing the series to North American audiences - I am always one to help and provide information towards other aspiring artists. However, having seen the extent to which you have blatantly plagiarized my work, I feel it is necessary for me to step in. I ask you to view the sample image I have submitted, the cover for Sonichu #4 - clearly used as the exact template for the cover page of so-called CWC Comic's fourth issue of 'Sonichu'. Having spent much time and effort with the creation of characters such as Mary Lee Scott and Christopher Chandley, you can imagine my surprize upon discovering that not only had they been copied in their entirety, but the situations and conflicts they encounter had been directly stolen as well. Christopher's struggles to acquire a soul mate is the glue that has held my series together, and it is a serious blow to me to discover that someone has had the disrespect to use it for their own personal gain without any form of acknowledgment or citation. Perhaps even worse is the, frankly, childlike way you have gone about copying my work page-for-page. The sheer lack of artistic effort on your part is a true slap in the face, one that leaves me convinced that your plagiarism was done with the expressed intent to spite my efforts to make an honest living and support my girlfriend.

It is for these reasons, and the obvious financial liabilities on the part of Archie Comics UK, that I send you a cease and desist notice on ANY AND ALL physical or intellectual property relating to the Sonichu franchise, including the maintenance of your website under its current incarnation as 'CWC's Sonichu Site'. You are expected to remove all offending materials from all online sources with which you are in charge of within one week of November 6, 2007. Failure to comply with these demands will result in talks with the webmasters of Tripod and of Myspace to have aforementioned materials removed forcefully. Thank you for your compliance.

-Matthew David Kelly
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===[[2007#December|December]]===
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−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
 From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
 To: sweet_angelvanessa162@yahoo.com
 Sent: Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:12:17 AM Eastern Standard Time
 Subject: I've finished my freestyle heartfelt poem

So, here it is. Please share it with Megan and the Jessicas and the others.

For My True Love, I Would… 
A message from what’s left of my heart and soul, 
by Christian Weston Chandler, December 30, 2007

For my true love, I'd treat her tenderly, sweetly, gently...like a summer breeze. I'd caress her skin gently with my strong fingers. I'd take her to eat and [[Monthly tugboat|provide for her]] to my ability. I'd start small at [[McDonald's|McDonalds]], then let it get [[Country Cookin|better]] in due time. When the mood is right, I'd wisk her in my arms, and lift her up in sweet gentleness. I would share with her the BEST kiss of my life, and hopefully hers, since it would be the first of my life. I would do for her as much as I am able to in getting her the she desires. Every day, I would try to make her smile with a jest, a spark, or a tender massage. If she is willing to allow the pleasure, I’d lay her down caress her gently tickle her fancy; have her tickle my fancy, and give it to her with the learned lonely experience I’ve endured. But I digress on that. Most importantly, I would hang on to her every word of her life tales, er feelings, her troubled times, and I’d share my condolences accordingly. And I can hope she would be willing to do the same for me. I am nothing without this woman, so I hope and pray that she will stay to love me for me, as I would stay with her for her. “I LOVE YOU” would be shared daily with a French side dish. J I am her soldier, to do for her as she sees fit.
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[[Category:E-mails]]

Chris Chan Update 24 September 2008

2011-10-21T06:16:46Z

Penman28:

'''Chris Chan Update 24 September 2008''' (officially '''Chris Chan Update September 24, 2008''') is the first video in which the phrase "[[Captain's Log]]" is used.

After nearly two weeks of near-total silence following the [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008|9/11 attacks]], Christian decides it is necessary to assure [[True and Loyal Fanbase|his fans]] that he has not committed suicide. He also implores his fans not to persecute Adam Stackhouse, as Christian himself has found it in his heart to forgive him for cheating in the [[Chop Chop Onion's Rap Showdown]] contest.

Christian then announces that he is in love with [[PandaHalo]], and declares his love for her by performing [[wikipedia:Rickrolling|Rick Astley's classic hit "Never Gonna Give You Up."]] In true Chris-Chan form, the only way he knows of the song is from the episode of ''[[Family Guy]]'' where Brian performs it in a parody of the "Johnny B. Goode" scene in ''Back to the Future'', which he uses for musical accompaniment. Even then, he screws up some of the lyrics, which makes him the only human being on the [[Internet]] who does not have the words to "Never Gonna Give You Up" permanently etched into his memory.

Following this serenade, Christian issues empty threats to the people leaking his interactions with PandaHalo to the internet, never once realizing that Panda herself is the source of the leak.

This round of Chris's devotion to Panda would last less than five days. On 29 September, he swore eternal loyalty to [[Blanca Weiss]], his other sweetheart of the moment, a commitment he managed to stick to for roughly three weeks until Blanca dumped him. After crashing into slumber for a short while, he ran back to Panda again.

The Rickroll in this video led many casual Chris-Chan watchers to decide that he absolutely had to be a highly elaborate troll, or at least that he possessed enough self-awareness to engage in [[counter-troll]]ing. Panda has alleged that this was Chris's idea, as he heard the song on ''Family Guy'' and was totally unaware of the Rickroll meme, yet this still leaves many skeptical.

==Video==
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| name = Chris Chan Update September 24, 2008
| video = {{#ev:youtube|f-5Kkax09XU}}
| stardate = 24 [[September 2008]]
| subject = {{Galpals|text}}; {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Stackhouse|text}}; {{Panda|text}}
| shirt = {{DogShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Christian's_Update_13_September_2008#Watch|Christian's Update 13 September 2008]]
| next = [[Chris_Sex_Videos#Chrischan_the_Elephant|Chris's Sex Videos / Chris-Chan the Elephant]]
}}

{{quote|I am still alive and healthy; Adam Stackhouse is forgiven, so don't attack him or his family; my Sweet Panda Bear is REAL (NO hacker is gonna stop our love, so STAY OUT, you bastards)!}}

=== Transcript ===

Captain's Log. Stardate: September... 24th, [[2008]].

This is an update for the Sonichu fan dase—fan base. As you can see, I am safe and well. I have no intention of hurting or killing myself. And I am fi—and I'm very well, and the comics will be s-- will be resumed in the drawing production soon enough.

Also, I would like to, uh, update, by letting y'all know about, uh, [[Adam Stackhouse]], who was the winner of the, uh, Play—of [[Chop Chop Onion's Rap Showdown|that PaRappa contest]]. Leave him alone. I hold no grudge against him. So l-- yeah, leave him and his family - including his sister - alone. It's all forgiven. ''It's all in the past.'' Done deal.

Also… I have a big announcement! [''inhales deeply''] ''I'm taken.'' I'm taken by my [[PandaHalo|Sweet Panda Bear]]. My “Sweet Panda Bear” because—I call her my “Sweet Panda Bear” because, uh, I don't want to reveal her true name… for sss—for my fear of her s-- for my worry about her safety. But I want to shout out my love to her. So, my Sweet Panda Bear, this is for you.

[jump cut to Chris playing the audio from a clip from ''Family Guy'']

[''badly sings along to this 80-second-long edited version of Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up”, closing with his own addition of “my Sweet Panda Bear!”'']

[jump cut to Chris suddenly wearing his glasses]

And also, I wanna tell every one of you jerks who have… hacked into our conversations and into her account recently… ''don’t you ever do that again, you bastards!''

And, uh, for my—uh, for my AOL associate who, uh, gave me the—uh, who showed me the, uh, HTM—who showed me the… little page of, uh, document: an apology was—tha—you were right. An apology… was premature. ‘Cause she is real. ''She is reeeaaal!''

''I love you, Sweet Panda!''

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chrisrolld
| video = {{#ev:youtube|VoCgyRG2Oxw}}
| stardate = 08 [[February 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/RosechusPickle RosechusPickle]
| subject =
| type = Remix
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = One Winged Autistic
| video = {{#ev:youtube|2ix5Ith-fSU}}
| stardate = 29 [[March 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/RosechusPickle RosechusPickle]
| subject =
| type =
| info = A remix played to the song "One Winged Angel" from ''Final Fantasy VII''.
}}
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Christian's Update 13 September 2008]]|nextlink=[[Chris Sex Videos]]|}}

{{Captain's Log}}
{{Music Videos}}

[[Category:Captain's log entries| 2008-09-24]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, September 2008| 24]]
[[Category:Blanca Saga videos| 2008-09-24]]
[[Category:PandaHalo Saga videos| 2008-09-24]]

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AND SO... IT FINALLY WILL COME TO EVENTS, THE SEPERATION OF DIRECTOR/CREATOR'S REALITY FROM THE REALITY OF SONICHU'S WORLD... THOSE VILLIANS FROM THE SWEETHEART-SEARCH ADVENTURES WILL FINALLY BE SET FREE, AND I WILL FEEL MORE ENABLED TO TELL ALL OF THE LONG-AWAITED CHRONICLE AND ADVENTURES OF MY ELECTRIC-HEDGEHOG POKÉMON THAT I SHOULD HAVE NEVER INTERRUPED BY MY PAST NABESHIN-LIKE INTRUSIONS. AFTER THIS, ALL THINGS WILL BE OF SONICHU AND ROSECHU CANNON; NO LONGER ONLY HALF OR SO. I, Christian Weston Chandler, MAKE GOOD WITH MY SOLEMN [[Lies|PROMISES]] AND DEEDS.

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[[File:Chrischanscar.jpg|thumb|When you see it, you'll ZAP TO THE EXTREME!]]

'''Son-Chu''' is Chris's [[1994]] [[Wikipedia:Ford Escort (North America)|Ford Escort]] [[Wikipedia:Station wagon|station wagon]].

While Chris, to put it mildly, obviously suffers from multiple "disconcerting" issues which are listed [[My Little Pony|elsewhere]] in this fine wiki, the [[Wikipedia:Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles|Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]] has nevertheless given him full permission to drive a motor vehicle to be used in a plan to [[CWC's_Diary#June_2005|commit]] [[Sonichu Special 4|aggravated]] [[June062010.MOV|assault]]. The DMV has yet to release an apology for this grievous lapse in judgment by their Ruckersville department.

Members of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] believe that the fact that Chris drives a Ford Escort may be a universal symbol of romantic [[fail]]. Chris did not save up his [[Monthly Tugboat|tugboat]] for a vehicle, deciding he had more [[PSN|important]] things to spend his [[money]] on, despite the fact that sometimes a nice car equals [[china]]. Son-Chu is his mother, [[Barbara]]'s car.<ref name="Mumble 10">[[Mumble 10#Summary|Mumble 10]]</ref>

Unsurprisingly, Chris's parents pay for his gas.<ref name="Mumble 10"/>

==Backstory==
[[File:License.jpg|thumb|Much like James Bond, Chris also has a [[6 June 2010|license to kill]] (though through his ineptitude in operating a three-ton mobile weapon).]]
Since Chris jerks off to ''[[Transformers]]'', he pretends that his car is a Transformer named Son-Chu, "Proud Autobot Leader of the Cwcville, Virginia, Autobot Squad; he is also is my [[Fail|Cool]] [[Obesity|Sportin']], [[Carlos Chantor|Escortin' Car.]]"<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Son-Chu|Son-Chu}}</ref> From the [[CWCipedia]]:

{{quotebox|My Car is the Quick-Footed, well-armored '94 Escort; his name is Son-Chu. Dark Blue as Vehicle; he holds BatteryBlue/Yellow Combination Colors and Strong Personality under his hood. He has his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword and Roof-Shield, and when [[Transformers|Decepti-Clones]] attack, he is the First to Show up to the Party and leading the [[Cwcville]] Autobot Defense Squad. When I'm not in the driver's seat, and he has to make his way to the fight, he projects my image in the Driver's Seat for the sake of his disguise.

Transformation Details: His Roof comes off his vehicle mode to make his Shield. His hood pops off to transform into his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword.

**Stay Tuned to watch his Transformation in a few days.
}}

The reason why the car is named "Son-Chu" still remains unknown. The same can be said of all of Chris's other ''Transformers'' rip-offs, though.

==Handicap parking permit==
Being [[Autism|a high-functioning autistic male]], Chris has also been granted a handicap parking permit, clearly visible in the photographs of the car.

Chris should be thanking his lucky stars that he lives in one of only two states (the other being New York) in which you can get a disabled permit for being autistic. A quick [http://www.google.com/search?q=autism+disability+parking Google search] on the topic reveals that these permits are intended for the benefit of parents whose autistic children bolt into traffic or [[tard rage|go mental]] in the store. In Virginia, a doctor must sign off on the application for the original permit, but not on subsequent renewals<ref>[http://www.dmv.state.va.us/webdoc/citizen/disability/renewal.asp Virginia DMV]</ref>. Given this, it's likely that [[Barb]] applied for it when Chris was a child, and the family has kept the permit so long because their [[fat]], lazy asses can't be bothered to walk more than a few yards. Obviously, every second Chris leaves Son-Chu parked in a handicapped space so that he can loiter inside a business establishment is a second someone who actually can't walk more than a few yards can't park there to actually conduct business, not that Chris notices or cares.

The biggest question is, of course, this: who needs handicap permits when he's got a giant robot? If he can't find parking space, he could just level the parking lot. ''Duh.''

==Dashboard==
[[File:Cwchomersimpson.jpg|thumb|Homer, awaiting his ill gotten fate.]]
A Homer Simpson figurine resides on Chris's dashboard. There also appears to be a Sonichu-related item, possibly a paper cutout stuck to an air freshener ([[Chris and health#Hygiene|to mask the hobo stank]]), hanging from his rear-view mirror. Interesting to note is that [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+46.2-1054 Virginia law prohibits the suspension of distracting or view-obstructing objects from the rear-view mirror of a car], a fact which most Virginia driver's-ed programs make very clear, but with Chris's [[Autism|high-functioning life]], he probably fell asleep during this part of the class.

==Vanity plate==
[[File:0655-CWCsSonichuLicense.JPG|thumb|The vanity plate, IRL (notice the [[autism]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]] bumper stickers, along with a [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] license plate frame).]]
[[File:VanityPlateComic.jpg|thumb|The vanity plate, as seen from the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]].]]
The [[Wikipedia:Vanity plate|plate]] reads "[[Sonichu (character)|SONICHU]]", thus ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. '''Ever.''' This habit of having a family plate stems from family. [[Bob]] had a vanity plate reading "UN4EVR" (apparently a statement of support for the U.N.) and "IB MR C" ("I be Mr. C," as in [[IBAChandler|I be Mr. Chandler]]) and [[Barb]] has one named "B WESTON" (as in Barbara Weston){{cite}}. It may be worth noting that Virginia has the highest vanity plate registration rate of any U.S. state, so Chris's family may simply be following a cultural norm.<ref>[[Wikipedia:Vanity_plate#North_America]]</ref>

Chris's plate is fashionably overlaid with a "[[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PIEDMONT VA CC]]" frame.

==Bumper stickers==
Chris's car features a number of ancient and faded [[Wikipedia:Bumper sticker|bumper stickers]]. Odds are they were applied when he first received the car, and have been rotting on the bumper ever since. Bumper stickers have long been regarded as a means to relay one's ill-informed world views, and prominently display meaningless platitudes for the public view. Chris's choice in stickers is a prime example of typical bumper sticker fare.

From left to right:

* [[Sonichu]] window static - A nearly invisible, transparent overlay in the back window of Chris's car. Most of the text is too faded to decipher, but it contains the URL for [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|the old Tripod website]], what appears to be a faded drawing of the disembodied heads of both [[Sonic]] and [[Sonichu]], and a very faint rendering of the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' title text. They seem similar to the [[:File:197-cwcsonstecrd.jpg|ads in]] [[:File:163-cwcsonstecrdver2.jpg|the scrapbook]], but the logo is on the other side and the URL is bigger.
* [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] - A round red sticker. The remnants of Chris's ill-fated and ultimately useless attendance of the local community college.
* Plan 9 Music<ref>[http://www.plan9music.com/Home]</ref> - A bumper sticker for a local [[Chris and music|record shop]] where Chris probably gets his [[Britney Spears]] CDs from.
* An [[America]]n Flag - Incredibly faded and neglected. Text underneath the flag reads "United We Stand". Probably added in [[2001]], during a [[Twin Falling Towers|frenzy of patriotism]].
* "[[Autism]]. Work For A Cure." - As always, Chris feels the need to advertise his disability to the world.
* "[[Pedofork|Come Play With Me!]]" - Currently, the most disturbing thing Chris has on his car. It is an advertisement for [[The GAMe PLACe]]. We are sure that they [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|appreciate]] his [[6 June 2010|endorsement]].
* ???? - There are the completely faded and torn remnants of a sticker located on the center of Chris's bumper. It is unknown what resided there.

As of 25 [[October 2010]], it appears Chris has rearranged his sticker collection, seen in [[DayOut]]. The Plan 9 Music sticker remains in the same place; however, the American flag has been removed and replaced with a [[Wikipedia:Ichthys|Jesus fish]], a common symbol for identifying oneself as a [[Chris and Religion|Christian]]. "Come Play With Me!" has been replaced with a "Save [[McIntire Park]]" sticker. Since this is a first time we've seen Son-Chu in quite a while, it's so far impossible to determine when either of these changes were made.

==Car trouble==
Chris has wound up in dangerous situations with his car, usually of his own creation, on a few occasions.

On 22 [[June 2005]], during his encounter with the management of the Charlottesville [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]], Chris "nearly backed up onto" the store's [[Manajerk|manager]] towards the end of their argument. Given the way Chris describes the event (and his general unreliability as a witness), it's hard to say whether the near miss was intentional or accidental.

About a month later, on 25 [[July 2005]], Chris caused a minor fender-bender when he rear-ended a car he was following too closely. He was found to be at fault in the accident and ordered to pay $86 in fines and court costs.

During his famous run-in with [[Michael Snyder]] on 4 [[June 2010]], Chris attempted to flee the parking lot of [[The GAMe PLACe]] in his car, but wound up boxed-in by Snyder and a couple of nearby police officers. Snyder claimed that Chris had intentionally tried to run him over with his car, an accusation that Chris [[6 June 2010|loudly denied]]. Also likely is that Chris, due to his poor coordination skills and admitted intoxication, nearly ran him over by accident in a blind panic.

==Mechanical issues==
[[File:Oil Change due 4-5-09.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's absurdly overdue oil change.]]
Given the state of the [[14 Branchland Court|Chandler home and its surrounding yard]], it's unlikely the family takes any better care of their vehicles. Possibly the best look we got at Son-Chu's performance was in the [[DayOut]] videos. Every time the car is stopped at a traffic light or parked somewhere, the engine rattles loudly; this is likely caused by bent [[Wikipedia:Universal joint|U-joints]] (meaning Chris/Barbara probably hit a curb at some point) connecting the [[Wikipedia:Drive shaft|drive shaft]] to [[Wikipedia:Internal combustion engine|the engine]] and [[Wikipedia:Transmission (mechanics)|transmission]], and since Chris spends all his money on [[:Category:Things bought with taxpayer money|worthless shit]], a U-joint replacement would put him over budget. A [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]] sticker on the windshield states that the next recommended oil change was to take place on 5 [[April 2009]], over a year before the video was recorded; we also learn the virgin-mobile has at least 260,000 miles on it.
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==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
File:Son-ChuVehicle.jpg|Side profile of the car. "[[Honor roll]]" my ass.
File:Son-ChuBot.jpg|The car in Transformer mode. Note how the mild-mannered Escort somehow grows the front end of a Dodge Viper.
File:Playstation Patrol W CWC's Car.JPG|Chris parks his car outside of his version of [[PS3|Mecca]].
File:MODNATION 1.JPG|Son-Chu in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.
File:Modnation AutobotSon-Chu.jpg|Post-Beta
File:ModNation AutobotSonChu.jpg|Transformed version.
File:SonChuComic9.jpg|Flawless.
</gallery>
</center>

== Sources ==
<references/>

==See also==
{{CWCipedia}}
* [[Car Pranks]]
* [[Hot Wheels]]

{{Relics of Fail}}

[[Category:Relics of Fail]]
[[Category:Transformers]]

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AT LEAST I'LL STILL HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW OF IT.

OH, YEAH, CHRISTIAN, THAT DVD YOU'VE TOLD ME ABOUT.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT, PLEASE TELL ME.

WELL, WHILE THE MASTER COPY STAYS AT HOME, A FEW COPIES WILL BE GENEROUSLY SHARED WITH A FEW RELATIVES, [[Trolls|FRIENDS]], AND GOOD OL' [[Providence Middle School|PROVIDENCE MIDDLE]] AND [[Manchester High School|MANCHER HIGH SCHOOLS]]. IT IS TITLED, "[[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER... YEP, I'M ON T.V. :)]]" 
IT WILL FEATURE MY TWO NEWS SEGMENTS, MY MARIO KART LEGO MOVIE FILMED ON GAME BOY CAMERA, MY "NINTENDO POWER" WORTHY "ANIMAL CROSSING DOCUMENTARY", A SLIDESHOW OF PHOTOGRAPHS, ART AND COMICS PROJECTED FROM MY PSP, A [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|MESSAGE FOR THE FUTURE FROM ME]], AND MORE. ALSO, THERE'S AN HOMAGE TO MY FRIENDS, TEACHERS, FAMILY AND M.H.S.'S 1997 VARSITY BASKETBALL TEAM WITHIN THE SLIDESHOW; ALL OF WHOM WERE REMEMBERED FROM MY HEART, AS WELL AS MY YEARBOOKS. THIS DVD WILL NOT BE SOLD ANYWHERE; THAT'S A NO-BRAINER. :)

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AT LEAST I'LL STILL HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW OF IT.

OH, YEAH, CHRISTIAN, THAT DVD YOU'VE TOLD ME ABOUT.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT, PLEASE TELL ME.

WELL, WHILE THE MASTER COPY STAYS AT HOME, A FEW COPIES WILL BE GENEROUSLY SHARED WITH A FEW RELATIVES, [[Trolls|FRIENDS]], AND GOOD OL' [[Providence Middle School|PROVIDENCE MIDDLE]] AND [[Manchester High School|MANCHER HIGH SCHOOL]]S. IT IS TITLED, "[[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER... YEP, I'M ON T.V. :)]]" 
IT WILL FEATURE MY TWO NEWS SEGMENTS, MY MARIO KART LEGO MOVIE FILMED ON GAME BOY CAMERA, MY "NINTENDO POWER" WORTHY "ANIMAL CROSSING DOCUMENTARY", A SLIDESHOW OF PHOTOGRAPHS, ART AND COMICS PROJECTED FROM MY PSP, A [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|MESSAGE FOR THE FUTURE FROM ME]], AND MORE. ALSO, THERE'S AN HOMAGE TO MY FRIENDS, TEACHERS, FAMILY AND M.H.S.'S 1997 VARSITY BASKETBALL TEAM WITHIN THE SLIDESHOW; ALL OF WHOM WERE REMEMBERED FROM MY HEART, AS WELL AS MY YEARBOOKS. THIS DVD WILL NOT BE SOLD ANYWHERE; THAT'S A NO-BRAINER. :)

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{{quote|And by the way, that is not [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] whose eyes are censored; that is [[Megan]]!|Chris, [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]]}}

[[File:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|thumb|"Your sister has cum for me"]]

'''ShecameforCWC.JPG''' is a [[Rule 34]] picture that [[Chris]] drew as part of a campaign to fight the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] by "replacing negativity with positivity."<ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref> Arguably the most controversial of all of Chris's artistic canon, this single image managed to invoke so much drama it ruined the closest relationship with a human being he has ever had - his friendship with [[Megan Schroeder]].

At first, people believed the picture to be of his imaginary twin sister [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal Weston Chandler]], until Chris edited the article to confirm that it was in fact Megan.<ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#March 2008|Chris confirms Megan's identity on the 18th March, 2008.]]</ref> He also angrily decried these scurrilous rumors in [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|an Internet video]], shouting that it was Megan. While this is less disturbing than Chris wanting to have an incestuous relation his own fictitious twin sister, it is notably creepy that it is of his only friend with whom he had no romantic or sexual relationship.

==Background==
When Chris first discovered the ED page, he was disturbed by the number of [[pickles]] on the site. Using his powers of [[autistic]] logic, Chris decided that the best response would be to replace these images with images of things that Chris likes, hence "replacing negativity with positivity."

On 11 November [[2007]], Chris uploaded several new, original images to ED, including ShecameforCWC.JPG. All were varying degrees of horrifying, but ShecameforCWC.JPG proved to be the most controversial, leaving [[trolls]] in total shock.

==Analysis==
[[File:ShecameforCWCanatomy.JPG|thumb|Anatomy analysis]]

The drawing fails in so many ways that it manages to capture the true essence of fail that is Chris:

*The [[Chris and art|artistic skills]] of an eight-year-old; depth perception and proportion are nonexistent. She looks as flat as the paper upon which she was drawn.
*A complete unfamiliarity with the female anatomy (the [[China|vagina]] is not one long hole and you could never do that sort of thing with a real vagina, looking like that).
*Megan's body lacks all curves whatsoever. Chris should probably start paying better attention to women in porn, as then he would know that girls' waists nip in, thus making the hips appear more pronounced, instead of being straight up and down [[Pedofork|like a little boy]].
*Unfamiliarity with human anatomy in general. Megan's legs seem to start right at the groin while her hips are directly behind them. Her right hand seems to be permanently stuck doing the [[Wikipedia:Vulcan salute|Vulcan salute]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]]''. Also, it looks like neither Chris nor Megan have elbows, joints or even bones for that matter. What is supposed to be her foot looks like a deformed flipper.
*Chris is somehow reaching over his left shoulder with his right hand despite the fact that his elbow remains near his side, creating an effect straight out of [[Wikipedia:M. C. Escher|M. C. Escher]]'s darkest nightmares.
*Megan's right nipple looks at first to be a sixth finger, suggesting that Chris messed up (more than usual) while drawing the hand and decided to turn it into a nipple.
*The [[China|vagina]] in question appears to be either glowing or shooting out a powerful gust of wind. Chris probably meant to convey that Megan was "wet" and/or "[[Masturbating and squirtin'|squirtin']]," but due to his own stupidity he drew her "[[Wikipedia:Female ejaculate|cum]]" around and outside the vagina instead of coming from inside it, leading to the "Glowing Ethereal Cunt of the Ages" effect shown in the picture. Also, pussy juice is not blue.
*Megan's pubic hair, which was probably supposed to be a [[Wikipedia:Landing strip (pubic hair)|landing strip]] (a near-ubiquitous hair cut in porn), in this drawing bears a slight resemblance to [[Wikipedia:Adolf Hitler|Hitler]]'s mustache (coincidentally, Megan had a one-time fetish for German soldiers, which Chris wouldn't realize anyway). It is also quite far up on her body, and looks like some kind of messed-up [[Wikipedia:Abdominal hair|happy trail]] instead of pubic hair.
*Close attention to the parts that interest Chris, namely [[China|genitalia]] and breasts, yet a tiny head he had to squeeze in, most likely because he started with the former and realized "Oh, she needs a face."
*In contrast, Chris pays close attention to his [[Medallion of Fail]], his [[heterochromia]], etc.
*Not only a retarded pun, a reinforcement of Chris's narcissism, that when a woman orgasms, it's for his sake and not her own pleasure (as he titled it "''She''came''For''CWC", emphasis added). Plus, a smug look on his face as he gives a thumbs up while fingering her seals the deal.
*He's wearing his [[Sonichu medallion]] while fingering a woman. He stated that ideally, he'd like to be wearing his medallion for his first time.<ref>[[Chris Sex Logs#My first time|Chris Sex Logs]]</ref>
*The fact that this is his best and only friend, Megan, and he sees nothing wrong with it other than the fact that it's on the Internet where she can see it.

==Motivation==
Chris apparently thought that uploading pictures of vaginas would counter-act the homosexuality prevalent on the ED page.<ref>Megan emails, 2008
</ref> He posted pornographic drawings of several shippings from the comics, which happened to include him and Megan. He and Megan had some sort of self-fulfillment relationship in the comics, so we can assume Chris was imagining this from the very beginning.

==Drama==
===With ED===
When Chris first uploaded the image to ED, he captioned it "Your sister has cum for me." Exactly what he meant here is disputed, but it had the unintended effect of leading ED's users to widely conclude that the picture represented ''Chris's'' sister, the fictional character [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]]. (Given the nature of Chris’s artwork, any two females with long brown hair are easily mistaken for each other.)

Over the next few months, the image was removed and replaced a few times over the course of Chris's simmering edit war against ED. It didn’t become a serious hot potato until [[March 2008]], however, when [[Megan]] discovered the picture and learned that it was meant to be a picture of her. (Chris, not realizing that it would probably be better to cut his losses and let the trolls believe that he wanted to screw his imaginary sister, spilled the beans himself.) In between bombarding Megan with apologies via e-mail, he went on a desperate campaign to remove the image from his ED page.

Chris spent most of a week trying to remove the image, trying to delete references to Megan from the article, trying to erase random bits of the article in order to camouflage his real intentions, and otherwise failing to realize that once something goes up on a wiki, you can’t make it come back down. Amazingly, he even tried to replace the image with a [[:File:TomTomCloseup.jpg|cropped version]] which just involved the vagina, as though Megan were only angry about her and Chris's facial features being depicted and would be satisfied if the image just showed his hand disappearing up her radiant quim. ED admins quickly reverted his edits and eventually protected the page once it was obvious that Chris was up to something.

On 18 March, Chris admitted defeat in his own disturbing way, and edited the image’s caption — as well as several other captions around the article — to make it clear that the woman depicted is Megan, not Crystal. Over the next few days, he made a number of other self-deprecating and self-pitying changes and additions to the page, including the "[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]" series of images, before giving up on editing ED for six months.

===With Megan===
In early spring [[2008]], Chris’s relationship with Megan had gone relatively smoothly for some time. However, on 4 March, she sent him a seemingly innocuous message, sharing some friendly news...and also asking that Chris remove any references to her from his websites.

By 12 March, Megan had discovered the full extent of what Chris had written and drawn about her around the Internet, and particularly the fact that she'd starred in his cartoon fantasy porn. (At some point, according to [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]], the image was also discovered by Megan's fellow customers at [[the Game Place]].) While failing to get the image off the ED page over the next several days, Chris sent her a series of messages trying to put out the fire.

Some of his attempts to "explain" the image to Megan are downright bizarre. It's hard to do justice to the [[Megan_Emails, 2008#Chris_apologizes_for_something.2C_what_could_it_be.3F|original e-mails]]. At one point he seemed to think Megan was offended because she didn't understand the act on display, and went off on a frighteningly awkward explanation of what a handjob is. In another e-mail, Chris confirmed the suspicion of many trolls — that he had entertained thoughts of sexually assaulting Megan.

{{quote|If I didn't have the foresight to put my pent-up frustrations and feelings in the form of something, I might have become an abusive maniac...|Chris, [[Megan Emails, 2008#Chris_continues_bothering_her_about_ED|e-mail to Megan, 18 March 2008]]}}

Generally, Chris's "apologies" are a classic display of his insensitivity and awesome narcissism in action. He shows little remorse for creating and publishing the image while offering plenty of woe-is-me whining about the bullies from ED. In a message from 18 March, he actually had the gall to tell Megan that no matter how bad she might be feeling, he himself has definitely got it worse.

After sending several messages and receiving little in the way of response from Megan, Chris appears to have given up on winning back her trust, which coincides with the slackening of his campaign to remove the image from ED and the increasingly self-hating tone of his edits there. On 23 March, Megan finally sent him two brief replies to the effect of "leave me alone." Those mark the end of the active drama over the image. Chris stopped editing ED around the same time.

As a coda to the fiasco, Chris tried once more to repair his relationship with Megan about a month later, sending a message with a mix of everyday news and creepy stalkerish longing. Given some time to consider the implications of his earlier messages, especially the parts where he brought up the prospect of raping her, Megan slammed the door shut, saying "I'm afraid I can't trust you anymore." This remains their last known communication.

==Today==
[[File:Crumple-lope.jpg|right|thumb|The envelope.]]

{{quote|It was Wishful Thinking.|Chris, describing his motive for drawing ShecameforCWC, [[Rejected Mailbag]]}}

Christian's remorse turned out, not surprisingly, to be fake as he went and reuploaded the picture for his sleazy [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]], citing the fact he needed "sexy images".<ref>[[Mumble 9.5|Mumble Chat 9.5]]</ref> The pain he caused a female friend means nothing compared to his lust for e-fame. The original drawing itself is said to be ripped up and stored in a [[CWC-isms|"Crumple-Lope"]]. <ref>[[Mumble 3|Mumble Chat 3]]</ref>

{{clear}}

==See also==
*[[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]] - Chris graduates from a handjob to an all-out rockstar orgy. His drawing style hasn't improved.
== Sources ==
<references />
{{MeganSaga}}
[[Category:Rule 34]]
[[Category:Megan Saga]]
[[Category:ED Saga]]

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{{quote|And by the way, that is not [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] whose eyes are censored; that is [[Megan]]!|Chris, [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]]}}

[[File:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|thumb|"Your sister has cum for me"]]

'''ShecameforCWC.JPG''' is a [[Rule 34]] picture that [[Chris]] drew as part of a campaign to fight the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] by "replacing negativity with positivity."<ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref> Arguably the most controversial of all of Chris's artistic canon, this single image managed to invoke so much drama it ruined the closest relationship with a human being he has ever had - his friendship with [[Megan Schroeder]].

At first, people believed the picture to be of his imaginary twin sister [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal Weston Chandler]], until Chris edited the article to confirm that it was in fact Megan.<ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#March 2008|Chris confirms Megan's identity on the 18th March, 2008.]]</ref> He also angrily decried these scurrilous rumors in [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|an Internet video]], shouting that it was Megan. While this is less disturbing than Chris wanting to have an incestuous relation his own fictitious twin sister, it is notably creepy that it is of his only friend with whom he had no romantic or sexual relationship.

==Background==
When Chris first discovered the ED page, he was disturbed by the number of [[pickles]] on the site. Using his powers of [[autistic]] logic, Chris decided that the best response would be to replace these images with images of things that Chris likes, hence "replacing negativity with positivity."

On 11 November [[2007]], Chris uploaded several new, original images to ED, including ShecameforCWC.JPG. All were varying degrees of horrifying, but ShecameforCWC.JPG proved to be the most controversial, leaving [[trolls]] in total shock.

==Analysis==
[[File:ShecameforCWCanatomy.JPG|thumb|Anatomy analysis]]

The drawing fails in so many ways that it manages to capture the true essence of fail that is Chris:

*The [[Chris and art|artistic skills]] of an eight-year-old; depth perception and proportion are nonexistent. She looks as flat as the paper upon which she was drawn.
*A complete unfamiliarity with the female anatomy (the [[China|vagina]] is not one long hole and you could never do that sort of thing with a real vagina, looking like that).
*Megan's body lacks all curves whatsoever. Chris should probably start paying better attention to women in porn, as then he would know that girls' waists nip in, thus making the hips appear more pronounced, instead of being straight up and down [[Pedofork|like a little boy]].
*Unfamiliarity with human anatomy in general. Megan's legs seem to start right at the groin while her hips are directly behind them. Her right hand seems to be permanently stuck doing the [[Wikipedia:Vulcan salute|Vulcan salute]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]]''. Also, it looks like neither Chris nor Megan have elbows, joints or even bones for that matter. What is supposed to be her foot looks like a deformed flipper.
*Chris is somehow reaching over his left shoulder with his right hand despite the fact that his elbow remains near his side, creating an effect straight out of [[Wikipedia:M. C. Escher|M. C. Escher]]'s darkest nightmares.
*Megan's right nipple looks at first to be a sixth finger, suggesting that Chris messed up (more than usual) while drawing the hand and decided to turn it into a nipple.
*The [[China|vagina]] in question appears to be either glowing or shooting out a powerful gust of wind. Chris probably meant to convey that Megan was "wet" and/or "[[Masturbating and squirtin'|squirtin']]," but due to his own stupidity he drew her "[[Wikipedia:Female ejaculate|cum]]" around and outside the vagina instead of coming from inside it, leading to the "Glowing Ethereal Cunt of The Ages" effect shown in the picture. Also, pussy juice is not blue.
*Megan's pubic hair, which was probably supposed to be a [[Wikipedia:Landing strip (pubic hair)|landing strip]] (a near-ubiquitous hair cut in porn), in this drawing bears a slight resemblance to [[Wikipedia:Adolf Hitler|Hitler]]'s mustache (coincidentally, Megan had a one-time fetish for German soldiers, which Chris wouldn't realize anyway). It is also quite far up on her body, and looks like some kind of messed-up [[Wikipedia:Abdominal hair|happy trail]] instead of pubic hair.
*Close attention to the parts that interest Chris, namely [[China|genitalia]] and breasts, yet a tiny head he had to squeeze in, most likely because he started with the former and realized "Oh, she needs a face."
*In contrast, Chris pays close attention to his [[Medallion of Fail]], his [[heterochromia]], etc.
*Not only a retarded pun, a reinforcement of Chris's narcissism, that when a woman orgasms, it's for his sake and not her own pleasure (as he titled it "''She''came''For''CWC", emphasis added). Plus, a smug look on his face as he gives a thumbs up while fingering her seals the deal.
*He's wearing his [[Sonichu medallion]] while fingering a woman. He stated that ideally, he'd like to be wearing his medallion for his first time.<ref>[[Chris Sex Logs#My first time|Chris Sex Logs]]</ref>
*The fact that this is his best and only friend, Megan, and he sees nothing wrong with it other than the fact that it's on the Internet where she can see it.

==Motivation==
Chris apparently thought that uploading pictures of vaginas would counter-act the homosexuality prevalent on the ED page.<ref>Megan emails, 2008
</ref> He posted pornographic drawings of several shippings from the comics, which happened to include him and Megan. He and Megan had some sort of self-fulfillment relationship in the comics, so we can assume Chris was imagining this from the very beginning.

==Drama==
===With ED===
When Chris first uploaded the image to ED, he captioned it "Your sister has cum for me." Exactly what he meant here is disputed, but it had the unintended effect of leading ED's users to widely conclude that the picture represented ''Chris's'' sister, the fictional character [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]]. (Given the nature of Chris’s artwork, any two females with long brown hair are easily mistaken for each other.)

Over the next few months, the image was removed and replaced a few times over the course of Chris's simmering edit war against ED. It didn’t become a serious hot potato until [[March 2008]], however, when [[Megan]] discovered the picture and learned that it was meant to be a picture of her. (Chris, not realizing that it would probably be better to cut his losses and let the trolls believe that he wanted to screw his imaginary sister, spilled the beans himself.) In between bombarding Megan with apologies via e-mail, he went on a desperate campaign to remove the image from his ED page.

Chris spent most of a week trying to remove the image, trying to delete references to Megan from the article, trying to erase random bits of the article in order to camouflage his real intentions, and otherwise failing to realize that once something goes up on a wiki, you can’t make it come back down. Amazingly, he even tried to replace the image with a [[:File:TomTomCloseup.jpg|cropped version]] which just involved the vagina, as though Megan were only angry about her and Chris's facial features being depicted and would be satisfied if the image just showed his hand disappearing up her radiant quim. ED admins quickly reverted his edits and eventually protected the page once it was obvious that Chris was up to something.

On 18 March, Chris admitted defeat in his own disturbing way, and edited the image’s caption — as well as several other captions around the article — to make it clear that the woman depicted is Megan, not Crystal. Over the next few days, he made a number of other self-deprecating and self-pitying changes and additions to the page, including the "[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]" series of images, before giving up on editing ED for six months.

===With Megan===
In early spring [[2008]], Chris’s relationship with Megan had gone relatively smoothly for some time. However, on 4 March, she sent him a seemingly innocuous message, sharing some friendly news...and also asking that Chris remove any references to her from his websites.

By 12 March, Megan had discovered the full extent of what Chris had written and drawn about her around the Internet, and particularly the fact that she'd starred in his cartoon fantasy porn. (At some point, according to [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]], the image was also discovered by Megan's fellow customers at [[the Game Place]].) While failing to get the image off the ED page over the next several days, Chris sent her a series of messages trying to put out the fire.

Some of his attempts to "explain" the image to Megan are downright bizarre. It's hard to do justice to the [[Megan_Emails, 2008#Chris_apologizes_for_something.2C_what_could_it_be.3F|original e-mails]]. At one point he seemed to think Megan was offended because she didn't understand the act on display, and went off on a frighteningly awkward explanation of what a handjob is. In another e-mail, Chris confirmed the suspicion of many trolls — that he had entertained thoughts of sexually assaulting Megan.

{{quote|If I didn't have the foresight to put my pent-up frustrations and feelings in the form of something, I might have become an abusive maniac...|Chris, [[Megan Emails, 2008#Chris_continues_bothering_her_about_ED|e-mail to Megan, 18 March 2008]]}}

Generally, Chris's "apologies" are a classic display of his insensitivity and awesome narcissism in action. He shows little remorse for creating and publishing the image while offering plenty of woe-is-me whining about the bullies from ED. In a message from 18 March, he actually had the gall to tell Megan that no matter how bad she might be feeling, he himself has definitely got it worse.

After sending several messages and receiving little in the way of response from Megan, Chris appears to have given up on winning back her trust, which coincides with the slackening of his campaign to remove the image from ED and the increasingly self-hating tone of his edits there. On 23 March, Megan finally sent him two brief replies to the effect of "leave me alone." Those mark the end of the active drama over the image. Chris stopped editing ED around the same time.

As a coda to the fiasco, Chris tried once more to repair his relationship with Megan about a month later, sending a message with a mix of everyday news and creepy stalkerish longing. Given some time to consider the implications of his earlier messages, especially the parts where he brought up the prospect of raping her, Megan slammed the door shut, saying "I'm afraid I can't trust you anymore." This remains their last known communication.

==Today==
[[File:Crumple-lope.jpg|right|thumb|The envelope.]]

{{quote|It was Wishful Thinking.|Chris, describing his motive for drawing ShecameforCWC, [[Rejected Mailbag]]}}

Christian's remorse turned out, not surprisingly, to be fake as he went and reuploaded the picture for his sleazy [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]], citing the fact he needed "sexy images".<ref>[[Mumble 9.5|Mumble Chat 9.5]]</ref> The pain he caused a female friend means nothing compared to his lust for e-fame. The original drawing itself is said to be ripped up and stored in a [[CWC-isms|"Crumple-Lope"]]. <ref>[[Mumble 3|Mumble Chat 3]]</ref>

{{clear}}

==See also==
*[[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]] - Chris graduates from a handjob to an all-out rockstar orgy. His drawing style hasn't improved.
== Sources ==
<references />
{{MeganSaga}}
[[Category:Rule 34]]
[[Category:Megan Saga]]
[[Category:ED Saga]]

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2011-10-18T06:32:38Z

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==Text==
ANYWAY, AS FOR THE MEDICAL STUDY, AND THIS WILL REQUIRE YOUR AID, MAGI-CHAN. IN JUNE OF 2015, THE SCIENTISTS HAVE FOUND THE GENE-LIKE MOLECULE WHICH MAKES A PERSON TURN... UGH... HOMOSEXUAL; THEY NEEDED A VOLUNTEER'S UNTAINTED STRAIGHT BLOOD TO GET A PURE VERSION OF THE MOLECULE TO GENERATE A VACCINE. THEN I ENTERED, AND I GAVE THEM A BIT OF MY BLOOD. ONE WEEK LATER, THE FIRST BATCH OF TEN SYRINGES WERE CREATED; I WAS THE FIRST ONE, AFTER THEY DID THEIR SUCCESSFUL TESTS OF THE VACCINE, TO RECEIVE THE VACCINE, SO I WOULD NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT EVER BECOMING ONE OF THEM. I TWO OF THE SYRINGES WITH ME BEFORE I LEFT, SO I CAN TURN RELDNAHC BACK INTO NAITSIRHC. I HAVE THE UNDERSTANDING OF KEL WORRYING AND MISSING NAITSIRHC; SHE DOES LOVE AND CARE ABOUT HIM SO.

ANYWAY, I WAS INFORMED THAT THE SUFFICIENT AMOUNT OF THE VACCINE TO PUT INTO THE WATER SUPPLY AROUND THE WORLD WOULD TAKE ANOTHER MONTH TO MAKE. MAGI-CHAN, I WANT YOU TO TRAVEL FORWARD TO JULY 31, 2015, AND TRANSFER THE CRATES OF THE VACCINE BACK TO OUR LOCAL MEDICAL FACILITIES OF TODAY. I AM ENTRUSTING THIS CHAOTIC CRYSTAL TO YOU FOR A BOOST IN YOUR ABILITY TO TIME-TRAVEL; I WISH THE CRYSTAL RETURNED TO ME AT ABOUT 3:00 PM TODAY AT THE 4-CENT GARBAGE BUILDING; I WILL BE READY FOR ITS USE IN MY PLANS THEN.

YES, SIR!

BUT BEFORE YOU GO, I NEED YOUR TELEKENESIS TO RALLY OUR ALLIES FOR THIS MISSION TOWARDS CORRECTING MY COMIC MISTAKES OF MY REAL-LIFE BASE VILLIANS.

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2011-10-12T07:20:09Z

Penman28:

==Text==
I WOULD LIKE TO STATE TO ALL OF THE READERS THAT BETWEEN THESE PAGES AND ALL OTHERS IN OTHER PLACES, SUCH AS THE ASPERCHU PAGES, ALL CHARACTERS OF ANY SUPPOSED LINKS ARE NOT LINKED AT ALL. THE RE-DRAWN CHARACTERS IN ANY OF THE "ASPERCHU" PAGES AND THEIR "PERSONALITIES" AND "FATES" ARE NOT EVEN SIMILAR TO THE ORIGINAL CHARACTERS WHO ORIGINATED WITHIN ANY OF MY BOOK'S PAGES OR ANYTHING ELSE ORIGINALLY CREATED FROM MY OWN MIND AND HAND. FOR EXAMPLE, THE ORIGINAL FLYING ROSECHU, GRASS AND FIGHTING SONICHUS, NAMED ANGLICA, WILD AND PUNCHY, ARE ALL STILL ALIVE AND WELL; THAT IS FACT. THE "HAPPY TREE FRIEND"-ESQUE DEATHS IN THE "ASPERCHU" PAGES ARE PURE FICTION AND UNOFFICIAL. THE REAL WILD SONICHU IS STRAIGHT, WORKING AS CWCVILLE'S LEADING CARPENTER, WITH SIMONLA ROSECHU AS HIS SWEETHEART, AND CWCVILLE'S LEADING BUILDING CONSTRUCTOR AND ARCHITECT. THE ORIGINAL SONICHU IS NOT RELATED TO ASPERCHU/MITCH SONICHU AT ALL. PUNCHY IS NOT WEAK; WITH FIGHT-MOVES AGAINST STELL-TYPES, HE WINS; NO BRAINER. ALSO, BUBBLES IS NOT STUPID; SHE IS A VERY SMART AND CAREFUL WOMAN WITH A STERN PERSONALITY WHEN SERIOUS, AND BUBBLY WHEN HAPPY AND AT PEACE. AND MAGI-CHAN IS NOT A MINDLESS IDIOT, DRAINED OF ALL INTELLIGENCE AND PSYCHIC PROWESS. MAGI-CHAN IS ALL-POWERFUL WITH GREATEST INTELLIGENCE, STRONG WILL AND TOUGHEST PSYCHIC POWERS IMAGINABLE. AND NONE OF THEM, THE TRUE, ORIGINAL CHAOTIC COMBO MEMBERS, HAVE EVER BEEN, OR EVER WILL BE, ANYWHERE IN THE STATE OF MINNESOTA, OR HAVE ANY ACQUAINTANCE WITH ASPERCHU/MITCH SONICHU AT ALL (UNLESS I DECIDE SO LATER ON). THANK YOU FOR CONTINUING TO READ THE ORIGINAL "SONICHU" AND "ROSECHU" PAGES CREATED ONLY BY MY MIND, HEART AND HAND.

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2011-10-09T05:27:42Z

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2011-10-06T14:30:21Z

Penman28: /* Text */

From ED talk page archive.

==Text==
Dear Tiffany,

I am trusting you with this copy of the CWC on T.V. DVD. I do not wish to see ANY FOOTAGE or PARTS of the DVD ANYWHERE on the internet, and I respectfully ask you NOT to share or give it to anybody else. I am Trusting You, TiffanyRobinson. <big><big>☺</big></big>

Also, enclosed is a copy of the bulliten from my Baptism at Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church; I trust you to keep all parts of that from the internet and other people as well.

I hope to be able to see you again in person again, here in C-Ville or Ruckersville, Virginia. Take care and Stay safe.

Peace, 
Christian W. Chandler

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2011-10-06T14:29:47Z

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Adult Swim posts

2011-04-12T06:05:32Z

Penman28: /* Chris on his heart level (April 2009) */

[[Image:ASforumavatar.jpg|thumb|right||Chris's oddly appropriate choice of forum avatar.]]

In mid-2009, someone discovered '''posts''' made by Chris on the [[Adult Swim]] message boards.<ref>[http://boards.adultswim.com/adultswim/profile?user.id=399954 http://boards.adultswim.com/adultswim/profile?user.id=399954]</ref> Below are all of Chris's posts, edited only for wiki formatting and links for clarification.

His response to ''Robot Chicken'' is particularly interesting. Not only does Chris describe his Sonichu comics as a [[parody]] when they are nothing of the sort, he also has no idea how to react to a genuine parody, even of the simplest and most obvious kind.

Some time in the spring of 2009, Chris's forum account was hacked. The perpetrator posted a few messages and a new signature using Chris's identity; they are not excerpted here. Every post at the source link below after the 2008 revelation of his Meatwad guitar is, unfortunately, not the TRUE and HONEST word of Chris-chan.
==Posts==
===Chris colors his DVD cover (February 2005)===
{{quotebox|Hey AS, this is Christian Chandler. I've enjoyed your fun programming...except [[Wikipedia:Aqua Teen Hunger Force|ATHF]]. Other than that, I've purchased [[Wikipedia:The Brak Show|the Brak Show]] Volume 1 DVD Set, and I colored it in, and put my signiture on it. If you show the images on AS Thursdays, please also mention my Sonichu Site! Check it out on http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm. [[Sonichu]] is my [[Pokémon|Pokemon]], just so you know.

I am unable to insert the images, but you all can access them at <nowiki>http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/BrakColor1.jpg</nowiki> and <nowiki>http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/BrakColor2.jpg</nowiki>}} 

{{quotebox|In addition to my previous post, you may need to type the adress to the image instead of clicking on them. sorry. }}

===Chris complains about ''Robot Chicken'' (February 2005)===
{{quotebox|I've just watched the 1st episode of [[Wikipedia:Robot Chicken|Robot Chicken]], and I most enjoyed the [[Transformers]] portion of the episode. Only a few things about it seem wierd to me... If Optimus was "Taking a leak," shouldn't he have expelled transmission fluid, and later have found OIL in it, not blood. Also, "Killed 50 humans?" I've been a fan of Transformers my whole life, so I know what I'm saying here; the Autobots care more for the humans than that, so they shouldn't have cheered for something so sad. Also, I'd really hope to see more Transformers segments int furure episodes of Robot Chicken. Here's a suggestion for a future segment... Megatron shoots Bumblebee, causing major bodily injury. Then Optimus tends to sue Megatron. And he hires Starscream for his lawer. That's just crazy, huh? Roll out, Autobots!}}

===Chris on his Harvey Birdman contest entry (April 2005)===
{{quotebox|'''I Detest the [[Wikipedia:Harvey Birdman|Harvey Birdman]] Commercial!'''
Well, I do! :smileymad: My entry was very dramatic, and a lot BETTER than that piece of poo, or any of the others that made the top 5 as well! I'm very upset about that!

My "[[Harvey Birdman Commercial|CWC's Harvey Birdaman Spot]]" was [[Ego|the BEST]], and I feel sorry for you, Adult Swim, for not noticing that! You all should take another good look at it and seriously reconsider!}}

===Chris on ''Crayon Shin-chan'' and ''The Super Milk Chan Show'' (August 2006)===

{{quotebox|I watched the first [[Wikipedia:Crayon Shin-chan|Shin-Chan]] last night; it was funny (but the [[Nudes|boy nudity]] is TOO MUCH). If anything you should bring in more [[anime]] with very-close-to-nude girls.

Speaking of which, [[Wikipedia:The Super Milk Chan Show|Milk-Chan]] to me sounds somewhat similar to Shin-Chan due to that they are both [[Christian Weston Chandler|silly and loud brats]]. You should consider putting the two shows back-to-back on weeknights, and call the one-hour block the Adult Kid's Meal.

Sincerely,

Lonely Virgin in Virginia, searching for a Sweetheart-Soulmate.}}

===Chris on Custom My Little Ponies (August 2006)===
{{quotebox|I've noticed that many people like to make their oun custom ponies; [[Wikipedia:Seth Green|Seth Green]] is one of them. But I couldn't really make out the Un-Cutie Marks of each of the ponies. Can I see what they looked like?

If they can't be bought, someone else will make one of their own.

[www.custompony.com]}}

===Chris on his Meatwad Guitar (May 2008)===
{{quotebox|Check it out, I've been wanting to do it since [[Wikipedia:Rock Band|Rock Band]] came out, and finally I get a seperate [[Guitar]] to make into [[Wikipedia:Meatwad|Meadwad]]'s Shreddful Guitar (copy and paste links).

http://a628.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/77/m_c65ca2d3baf6b2042ec125597edae583.jpg

http://a496.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/73/mc09e01d4ad5e4c0c66823f48b2fa3307.jpg

http://a614.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/mee33414077e472f5e28199d65d222185.jpg

http://a354.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/101/mbe25ba399ff788ea45f592bcd3bc0b79.jpg }}

===Chris spamming his [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|"Holding Out for a Hero" music video]] (April 2009)===
{{quotebox|I've recently made my own music video of "Holding Out For a Hero sang by Bonnie Tyler, It's dedicated to my current sweetheart Ivy. What does everyone think about it(I believe it turned out pretty great if I do say so myself). <nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7XrVgM5E6Y&feature=channel_page</nowiki>
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Hey Sonichu Fans check out my website at cwcville.com }}

In response to a claim that Chris may not be the real Christian Weston Chandler:

{{quotebox|Hey, let me tell you THIS is not a JOKE, this is a sendout to my beloved sweatheart and one of my Favourite of songs. Also no troll could pose as me on this site, unless they made this account AT LEAST 4 years ago.
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Hey Sonichu Fans check out my website at cwcville.com }}

===Chris on his heart level (April 2009)===
{{quotebox|My heart has been broken down to 15% before. I was trying to get a 18- to my age year old sweetheart at my college when MARY LEE WALSH ripped up the SIGNS I used that said "I'm a single guy looking for a 18- to my year old boyfriend-free girl". My heart was shattered down to 15% until I met [[Hanna|a girl]] and it went back up to 100% but it was a JOKE being pulled on ME so at the end of our mini-date at the macdonalds she said it was just a joke. That Brought my Heart down to 10%.

This is ALL that bloody Mary Lee Walsh's fault.
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Hey Sonichu Fans check out my website at cwcville.com}}

===Chris on internet security (April 2009)===
{{quotebox|Maybe you do suspect my account has been hacked but that is little more than just your INTERPRETATION of the situation. From my side of things I can TRULY and HONESTLY say that I have not been hacked, With god on my side I do not kid you when I say that I am the TRUE and REAL Christian Weston Chandler.

I do admit things like my old websites were hacked, but I've Learned from that mistake and increased my Password strength accoridngly.
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Hey Sonichu Fans check out my website at cwcville.com}}

==Sauce==
<references/>

{{The Internet}}
[[Category:Historical Documents]]

Hanna

2011-03-29T17:24:04Z

Penman28:

[[Image:Hanna.jpg|right|thumb|150px|The original troll and our hero.]]
'''Hanna''' (later [[retconned]] as '''Fandanna''') is an IRL [[troll]] notable for smashing [[Chris]]'s [[heart level|heart]] down to 15%. To add insult to injury, this was right after the Heart Level jumped from 20% to 100%. Little is known about Hanna except that she works (or worked) at the [[Wikipedia:Starbuck's|Starbuck's]] Coffee in [[Fashion Square Mall]] and likes [[Homo|Chuck Paladuck]] [''sic''], director [''sic''] of ''Fight Club''.<ref>His name is Chuck Palahniuk, and he wrote the novel that inspired the movie, but Chris will be Chris.</ref> Chris let out a loud, anguished "[[Virgin With Rage|NOOOOOOO]]" in his last conversation with her, which got him banned from the mall.<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat#ban|Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref>

Chris's run-in with Hanna was memorably recounted in [[Sub-Episode 2]]: Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart".

==Chris's Explanation of the Real Life Meeting==

{{quote|One day in March, 2005, I now go to [[Fashion Square Mall|Fashion Square]], on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, with my Nintendo DS, GBAVideos, GBAJukebox, my [[Scrapbook of Fail|Sonichu Scrapbook]], and I've brought up some courage to start saying "Hello" to the girls I find very pretty, and possibly [[Boyfriend-free girl|Boyfriend-Free]].

Earlier this week, a girl, who shall remain nameless in this story, finally noticed and approached me. I was hoping for a moment like this. And she asked me to have a beverage with her and talk about things. I was very ESTATIC ''[sic]'', and my SHATTERED Heart had a speedy recovery back to 100%; We had a nice "Mini-Date," I maintained Eye-Contact, I was very attentive, and I took notes about her. I thought she was very pretty, I enjoyed her charming wit, and I found her to be a very nice and lovely girl. But, later on, as I was figuring out steps for future dates, I learned from a couple of [[gal pal|Gal-Pals]], that I have previously made at the Shopping Center, that my new girlfriend was not serious; she was setting me up for a prank. I could not believe it at first, so I found and asked her myself. Unfortunately it was true. I was shocked, and my heart was re-shattered down to being 15% intact.|Chris, from his [[MySpace]] page}}

==Footnotes==
<references/>

==Sources==
*[[Vivitheg's AIM chat#ban|Vivitheg's AIM chat]]
*[[Jackie e-mails part 2#ban|Jackie e-mails part 2]]
*[[CWC's Diary#March_2005|CWC's Diary]]

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McIntire Park

2011-03-20T10:14:52Z

Penman28: /* Chris on NBC */

[[Image:SchuComic9P31.jpg|thumb|left|HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE DOGWOOD FESTIVAL!]]
[[Image:Famewhore.jpg|thumb|''"I think what we're saying here... it's going to be compromised,"'' – said Mala Cunningham at just that same moment. Little did she know...]]
[[Image:Z100 0827.jpg|thumb|right| ...that was exactly what was happening.]]

'''McIntire Park''' is a park in [[Charlottesville]] which became a [[Attraction Location|favorite hangout]] of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] during [[2009]]. It features a chalkboard wall where visitors can leave whatever messages (or drawings of your [[Sonichu (character)|favorite hedgehog hero]]!) as they see fit. Every April, the annual [http://www.charlottesvilledogwoodfestival.org/ Dogwood Festival] is held at the Park, featuring a fireworks display.

The Park was at the center of a local controversy, due to plans to reallocate part of the area to a new [[Wikipedia:YMCA|YMCA]] facility and a parkway. Chris, seeing an opportunity to promote himself and [[Sonichu]], joined the effort to save the Park in the summer of [[2009]]. His insatiable need for [[Chris and Ego|attention]] is obvious, though hidden behind an ounce of "concern" for the public good.

==Chris on NBC==
On 22 [[July 2009]], local [[Wikipedia:NBC|NBC]] affiliate [[Wikipedia:WVIR-TV|WVIR]] ran a story on the six o'clock news about the controversy surrounding the park. During an interview with a representative of the McIntire Preservation Committee, Chris marches through the shot while holding up his [[Sonichu medallion]].
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<center>Chris shows up at 1:08 if you want to skip to it.</center>

==Chris in a Council Meeting==
At some point prior to 14 [[August 2009]], Chris created a two-foot-wide sign featuring [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], and [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|their children]] with giant wads of babbling text, intended to express support for the park. The youngsters are holding extremely tiny signs that read "SAVE MCINTIRE PARK," which would be impossible to read from more than six feet away, rendering the sign largely useless.

The sign would be seen in [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|a video]] where Chris used his artwork to refute the claims of [[CChanSonichuCWC]]. On 17 August Chris brought the sign with him to a Charlottesville city council meeting, and was recognized for his [[Chris and Art|effort]]. Chris began to ramble out of turn until the city council told him to pipe down, earning the envy of millions.

It is possible that, since Chris is like a sponge to mass media, he thinks that he will be seen as a "hero" if he succeeds at saving McIntire, due to various pieces of media using this [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SavingTheOrphanage trope] as a plot point.

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===Transcript===
[[Image:Sonichu Rosechu Save McIntire by Cwcipedia.jpg|thumb|Actually, the park isn't free either. Tax payers pay for it through [[monthly tugboat|taxes]]. THE MOAR YOU KNOW.]]
''[transcription starts at 0:30, speaker is Bob Fenwick]''

Fenwick: I would also like to call special attention to a young man, Christian Chandler, who's in the audience, who spent a great deal of time making his own save McIntire sign.

''[applause, Chris starts shouting in the audience]''

Chris: Indeed!

Hmm. It's less expensive for McIntire Park. Membership is required for the YMCA and plus the wading pool should be bigger and deeper.

''[gets cut off by chairman]''

Chairman: Eh, heheh, one speaker at a time. Thank you.

''[Audience laughs]''

Fenwick: Now, I think you all...

== Independence Day Sighting ==
[[File:CWC Pokemon.png|thumb|left|Artist's conception of Chris using the attraction rock of fail.]]
[[File:Disco duck.png|thumb|What the note probably said.]]
[[File:Zoom_lens_for_DSi.jpg|thumb|The "zoom lens" as aforementioned. Apparently it acts as a sort of optic enhancement by adding a binocular zoom]]

On 4 July 2010, a [[troll]] reported that they had spotted Chris at the Independence Day celebrations held at McIntire Park on 4 July. Chris allegedly wore relatively normal clothing, indicating that perhaps he had realized how retarded he looked on his previous outing.

The troll reported that Chris had what appeared to be a large camera lens attached to the front of his DSi, and was presumably using it to survey the area for [[boyfriend-free girl]]s.

Interestingly, the troll also reported that Chris scribbled a note onto something, wrapped it around a rock, and chucked it at a woman in what would appear to be a more aggressive and direct twist to the [[Red String of Fate]] tactic. Another possible explanation is that this is Chris's way of messaging people he doesn't know on [[facebook]] or various [[dating profiles]], applied to the real world. Whatever his logic was, the contents of the note remain a mystery.

The troll's account in full:

{{quotebox|I have followed the Chris trolling for a while, because who could resist reading about some guy who lived in the same city as you? Though I never would have expected to run into the elusive manchild, that is, until July 4th. Every year, McIntire Park shoots off fireworks for the July 4th. Many families come out to watch, despite the decline in quality each year due to money problems. So imagine my surprise when I see the internet sensation himself. I had to do a double take to make sure. No, he wasn't wearing anything outrageous like in Friday's After 5 footage. No Sonichu medallion. I guess he really has given up on Sonichu. 
I didn't stalk him the entire time he was there, but kept tabs every once in a while. He spent a lot of time near the baseball field. At one point I noticed he pulled out his DSi, with something odd attached to the front of it. It looked like a zoom lense. But do they make zoom lenses for the DSi? I thought the camera quality was already shit. He seemed to use his DSi and what I think is the zoom lense looking at the people around here, presumably women, considering the creepy person he is. A little while later I noticed he had gotten up and started to walk, to where, I don't know. Then he stopped. Now, I don't know how to make of this...I saw him scribble on something, wrap it around what I think he picked up was a rock, and threw it at this woman. I don't think it hit her, but she seemed startled. She picked up whatever he threw, opened up the paper he had written on, looked at him, and shook her head. She then turned and went on her way. 
At that point, I decided to leave it at that and go back to hanging out with my friends. I didn't see him after that point. I assume he decided to change where he was sitting or people were just blocking my view, because as it got darker it got incredibly more busy.}}

==See also:==
{{CWCipedia|chris=McIntirePark}}
*[[Charlottesville, VA]]
*[[CWCville|CWCville Park/CWC-Central Park]]

==External links==
*[http://savemcintire.org Save McIntire]

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[[Category:Places]]
[[Category:Media that has been published in real life]]
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]

Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007

2011-03-08T07:22:56Z

Penman28: /* Megan is annoyed and creeped out */

The following is a transcript of the known e-mails exchanged by [[Megan]] and [[Chris]] from August through December [[2007]]. The only thing that has been removed are the email ads at the bottom of each page.

Megan's e-mails are in pink, Chris's in light blue.
==E-mails==
===Adam Stackhouse wins, Chris is a horrible cheater and likes Megan "so much"===

{{quotebox|−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net 
Sent: Fri, 3 Aug 2007 9:08:40 PM Eastern Daylight Time 
Subject: Well, I'm emotionally busted... :(

I just learned that I am not the [[Adam Stackhouse|winner]] of the [[PaRappa]] [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|Chop Chop Master Onion Contest]]; among their ten [[videos]], they were organized Alphabetically (I checked the html source, and that explained why I was number 7. Anyway, that lucky jerk, admstackhouse (assumed to be his e-mail name), gets to go to Seattle. That SOB should have really been disqualified; his dance was supposed to be MUSIC-FREE, yet he has some s***y beatbox noises in the background throughout his video (so did two others).

I am [[Chris and Anger|Angry]], Depressed and Lonesome ALL SIMULTANEOUSLY. I worked so d*** hard; I sent like over 500 messages between [[MySpace]], [[PSN|Playstation Network]] and AOL. And I even made up over 120 dummy e-mail accounts to match with their dummy Playstation accounts, so I could stuff the f***in' ballot...

I really wanted to take you somewhere fun and exciting so you and I could be together for longer than usual...and I really wanted to give you and [[John]] each a [[PSP]]... *sigh* I've [[fail]]ed. So much effort...rappin' and dancin' with goofy effects to be even considered...spreading the word as far and wide as possible...wasted. And I did it all for you, Megan; I had you in my heart as I chopped the Onion A-La Mode dance...I gave so much energy, even had a gut virus for a couple of days...crazy I guess.

Anyway, I'm not in such a delighful mood at this time; it may take a few days or so for me to recover...then again, you make me feel happy...I just realized that you were and still are a continuing inspiration for me. I looked at you in our photo ever since you left for Kentucky, and I get a happy feeling... from the feeling of having you to fall on when I feel low. You are such a delightful listener, and you are truly intelligent when you talk about what interests you and such. I am so delighted to have you in my life, and I appreciate you everyday. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3

Oh, so what if I didn't win that trip; I still can look forward to being able to coming over to your house, or you to mine, sometime. And I will get to see you at least on Fridays (although I'd like to be able to be with you much more than that). I like you so much, Megan.

As for the what happened at [[the Game Place]]; it was so-so, and I didn't get any [[Soul Calibur]] [[cards]] today. Although from my monthly tugboat, I did get the new [[Guitar Hero]] game and the PS1 classic, [[Wikipedia:UmJammer Lammy|UmJammer Lammy]], some ink for my printer, a bunch of slim cd and [[DVD]] cases and a 4GB memory stick duo.

Although I'm certain you have oodles of stories of your days in Kentucky, and I truly look forward to listening to you telling me about them. :)

Thank you, Megan, for being my continuing inspiration. I hope you all are doing well, and I await your safe and sound return. Take care.

Faithfully yours; Chris Chan.
}}

===Chris hopes to make Adam Stackhouse lose by a loophole in the rules===
{{quotebox|
−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net 
Sent: Sun, 5 Aug 2007 8:13:34 PM Eastern Daylight Time 
Subject: Dearest Megan,

Yesterday, after some rest, I still felt [[Chris and Anger|anger]] and resentment against that [[Adam Stackhouse|lucky S.O.B. winner]]. But I have found two faults in his video that were against the official rules; there was music, and there was more than one person in the video. I also found three more out of the remaining nine with the similar violations. I have sent some e-mails among the Playstation consumer services, and I have called the company personally and registered my grand complaint. It's not a matter of jealousy or loss; it's the principal of rule violations. Justice will be done to the seven people involved in the four violating videos, or I am not [[Autism|Autistic]].

Anyway, I wanted to let you know about that. I hope you all are still doing well in Kentucky, and I will truly feel so much better when I see you personally in front of me [[Chris and sex|safe and sound]]. :)

Faithfully yours; Chris Chan. <3<3<3
}}

===Megan is annoyed and creeped out===
{{quoteboxred|
−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: pearl3 <fourdogs4@sitestar.net> 
To: CWCSonichu@aol.com Cc: pearl3 <fourdogs4@sitestar.net> 
Sent: Wed, 8 Aug 2007 12:42 am 
Subject: .....

Christian-

I haven't been checking my email until recently, and I just want to say that your [[Chris and psychology|behavior has irritated me]] for the last time. First I'll start off with saying that I'm glad you didn't win the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|contest]] because I have no interest in going on a trip alone with someone who can't keep his hands off me. I'm not your girlfriend and I never will be. When I say "don't touch me" that means DON'T TOUCH ME! What may seem friendly to you is [[Fuck Quest|sexual harrassment]] to me. You whine that you're just being friendly but you obviously have no consideration for my feelings. The way you went off on Nina because she patted me on the head was very rude and uncalled for. Just because someone else has made physical contact with me doesn't give you the authority to do so. Remember, I have the right to decide who can come near me.

Also I can't say I like how you used my photo in your video and on the cover of your comic book. I want them removed from the internet immediately. Since I'm not a myspace member I can't view what you post. If there are any photos of me on your blog I want them removed.

And I don't like your [[Megan Shrine|"Megan Obsession"]] I don't like being [[Sailor Megtune|a character]] in your [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]]. I don't like how you made me a character in [[Soul Calibur|Soulcalibur]] and [[Animal Crossing]]. That kind of behavior really freaks me out.

With all that said, we're down to two options: 
A: We remain friends and ONLY friends period. As in no more touching me, following me, asking me personal questions, and giving me things. We can still battle and trade cards and talk. 
-or- 
B: Never see me again

I'm sorry it's come down to this but I've told you repeatedly in a nice way to stop, but you've never listened.

I hope you will finally take what I just said into serious consideration, and know now that if try your advances again I won't be very nice about it.

Please listen to me next time 
~Megan
}}

===Shit hits the fan, Chris confesses his love===
{{quotebox|
−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net 
Sent: Tue, 7 Aug 2007 2:51:47 PM Eastern Daylight Time 
Subject: OUCH....My Heart...

Megan, sweetie, [[List of Chris's lies|I NEVER said anything about you being my "girlfriend"]]; in the video, I said, "The only song I know is 'Master Onion' which I got from a demo I borrowed from my friend, Megan. I truly care about your feelings, and I am 500 times sorry... :_( I meant what all I did when I talk about you to be complimentive and flattering, not the contrary. I was only trying to make you happy.

I NEVER meant any [[Chris and rape|"sexual harrassment"]]; granted that [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|I have had one or two fantasies before]], but I sincerely would NEVER intentionally do anything of the sort to you without your consent. You mean SOOOOOO much to me... As youu are aware, I'm guessing, I do not have many [[gal pal|gal-pals]] in or around [[Charlottesville]], and I treasure having you in my life, and as my closest, sweetest friend I could ever have in this one-hores, [[Virgina is for Virgins|VIRGIN-ONLY STATE]]. If I lost you... it would [[Heart level|TOTALLY SHATTER my heart]], my soul, my being. I CAN NOT AFFOARD to lose you; I need you. Having you in my life, and as my gal-pal, is essentally wkat keeps me from reverting to a sad, lonely, depressed, apocolyptic state, like I have expierenced before when that witch of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], SHATTERED MY HEART AND SOUL when I was searching for a [[boyfriend-free girl|BOYFRIEND-FREE]], caring, [[Tobacky|smoke-free]], [[Alcohol|non-alcoholic]], white girl to be my friend, and over time maybe grow into a [[sweetheart|SWEETHEART]]. Even right now, as I type this E-mail, I feel like I have been torn vertically into two, and I am typing on a keyboard that has been turned upwardly crooked from being banged against a raised knee... It really hurts...

I will remove the video from the [[internet]] soon as per your request, and I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY want you and me to still be friends. And as much as I truly understand how you feel about romance and love, I can't deny the feelings in my heart... I MISSED YOU SOOOOO MUCH; I would look at our [[Chris and religion|sacred photo]] every night, and I would feee soooo much happier, because I have you as my one-and-only, single-solitary, once-in-a-lifetime-like, gal-pal. And I would wonder how you were getting along and faring in Kentucky, and I would hope to get to see you again in front of me soon... Megan... [[Love Quest|I love ou]].

I gotta go.

Faithfully yours; Christian W. Chandler.
}}

===Chris begs Megan not to leave him===
{{quotebox|
−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: cwcsonichu@aol.com 
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net 
Sent: Wed, 8 Aug 2007 11:55 am 
Subject: Hey.

I took care of the video; I edited the original video by removing the pic, then I uploaded the new to repace the old. So your face is not in there anymore.

I was depressed ALL DAY from those harsh words, but I'm not blaming you. I can only guess something unexpected happened that wasn't in favor. I apologize if I have offended you in any way. Please don't leave me, Sweet Friend, Megan.

Faithfully yours;

Chris Chan.
}}

===Chris says he's not angry or jealous of Adam Stackhouse anymore===
{{quotebox|
−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net 
Sent: Wed, 8 Aug 2007 3:46 pm 
Subject: I now understand.

I understand the possible irriation from being touched, but I now realize what may have set off the [[Chris and Anger|burst of anger]]. It was because of my immature behavior (with jealousy) over the winner of that contest, wasn't it? I wanted you to know that I have honestly given up on that erronious behavior. I do apologize for having expressed that anger, and I offer a peaceful [[rainbow]] as my promise to not get jealous and express such anger again.

You, Megan, truly are an inspiration for the better, even a neccessary "better half", for me. I thank you for leading me toward the light of better judgement.

I hope to see you again soon. <3<3<3<3

Faithfully yours; Chris Chan. :)
}}

===Chris continues to beg Megan not to leave===
{{quotebox|
−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net 
Sent: Mon, 13 Aug 2007 8:27:50 PM Eastern Daylight Time 
Subject: Hey...How you doing?

It's been a while, and I haven't heard anything from you. So I thought I would check in.

I can only imagine what your may be feeling from the recent trauma. I truly care and worry about you. I wanted you to know that I blurted out my confession, because [[Heart level|my heart was hit so bad]], that it [[Sex doll|sprung a leak]]... it leaked pain, torment and the [[Semen|deep feelings I had held in for so long]]. *sigh*

I can't apologize enough for hurting you the way I did with my jealously over the [[Adam Stackhouse|rule-violating winner]], for my lonely, [[Chris and sex|wandering hands]] wanting to feel your gentle, and spunky, soul, for figiting over such trivial gestures that some others were permitted to share with you, whereas you wouldn't permit me to for your reasons... Not knowing your current feelings, not knowing what else is going on in your world, not knowing if you and I are still the closest friends to have been for almost two whole years... is all a great weight on my still-recovering heart and my tearful soul... It's hard for me to enjoy things as I did while I knew you and I were sweet friends, and as I felt there could have been a strong foundation for my one bright future in this [[Autism|cursed Autistic life]]. But since I read that message last week and not having heard anything new from you, my faith for that future felt sooo lost; my faith in our friendship wained thin.

[[Virgin with rage|I CAN'T LOSE YOU, Megan Schroeder]], you are the foundation of my happiness after the depression from my LONG, ENDURING [[Love Quest]], you are the inspiration for me to carry on as I was able to for the past greater than a year and so on, you were the reason that I was able to shed fewest tears for that time.

Please, please, please, forgive me, let me know that you and I are still the closest friends, and don't deprive you and me of our fun by boycotting the Friday trips to [[the Game Place]].

Truly, I just would fall into an infinite sink-hole of depression if I lost you from my life, and it would be an unbearable tragedy... *sigh*

Please reply as soon as possible.

<3<3<3.....<3........<.....3................

Christian Weston Chandler.
}}

===Chris talks about another contest and his ENDURING LOVE QUEST===
{{quotebox|
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net 
Subject: Hey, Megan 
Date: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 10:09 pm 
Attachments: Patti-Chan_Folklore_plus_details.jpg (238K), Patti-Chan_Folklore.jpg (111K)

I didn't get a chance to tell you, but it was truly good to see that you all got back safe from Kentucky...I truly did miss you. Also it is a weight off my shoulders to hear from you that we are still good friends.

Anyhoo, how did John do in his Mechanics class; what was his grade and such? How was your stay in Kentucky? And have you been practicing your [[Guitar]] skills on your PS2? *I hope you got better. :)

Also, a few weeks ago, I learned about the Folklore Create-A-Creature contest on the Playstation website; make up a unique creature suitable for the Fantasy world of the upcoming [[PS3]] game, write up the details of the character and send in the .jpg file. Five will be chosen, among whom will win a copy of the PS3 game and a matching artwork book, and Only One will be programmed into a upcoming Downloable-from-the-Playstation-Store Add-On where the creature will be catchable and playable in the game. Simply put, I sent in [[Patti-Chan]] (see image below). Speaking of [[Patti]], cute-like story, it was June 27, 2007, the date of the first year anniversary since her accent to heaven. On that date, neither of us realizing the anniversary yet, but my mother talked about going to the local SPCA building and adopting a new dog. That night, I realized it upon a Random Remembering, and I cried for a while, so did my mother after I had informed her. But we did realize that we talked about adopting a new dog on the date of the first anniversary. Bless her soul.

Well, like I said, I will be returing to the [[University of Virginia|UVA's Alderman Library]] twice a week starting Sept. 4 to resume my Sweetheart Search (AKA [[Love Quest]]). *sigh* It will be lonely, torturing and enduring like it has been in the past, but I have my dream of a lil' [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Weston Chandler]]. And the movies and games on my PSP will give me something else to think about as I go back to wishin', hopin', and prayin' to be found by an "18-25-Year Old, caring, sweet, smoke-free, non-alcoholic, white girl" (hopefully a virgin) "to make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up". And at the end of each lonely wait, I will quote my old [[random access humor|joke]] of a commercial, "Call Right Now, and we'll send you a Beautiful Girlfriend FREE". Then I will pretend to call RIGHT NOW, and always get BUPKIS. *sigh* Whatever.

One more thing, while I'm thinking about it, are you finished with the [[Wikipedia:Pokémon Ranger|Pok'emon Ranger]] DS game yet, because I still remember our deal?

Well, take care you all; I'll see you all again next Friday.

Your Friend; Chris Chan.
}}

===Megan is going to give Chris some stuff, appreciates him backing off===
{{quoteboxred|
From: pearl3 <fourdogs4@sitestar.net> 
To: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
Cc: pearl3 <fourdogs4@sitestar.net> 
Subject: hey 
Date: Mon, 1 Oct 2007 5:37 pm

That's odd...according to my yahoo sent items folder it was sent. 
It pretty much said how I had all the unwanted cards. And I am looking for 3 cards now since you somehow figured out Revenant was on that list as well. Dang you're good! The [[Wikipedia:Universal Fighting System|UFS cards]] I'm looking for are these: Manas & Ayas (note I think the card spells it "Ayus" which is different from the game's spelling) It's from the first SC expansion Voldo (from the first exp. 4 dots, standing upright, arms crossed) Voldo (a promo card, back facing us, butt visible, the image is an official namco drawing) And I'm also really looking for ANYTHING on the StreetFighter character [[Wikipedia:Vega (Street Fighter)|Vega]]. And one more thing, a Promo card of R. Mika. (I think the picture- she has her arms in the air.) And that's it. I hope you get lucky! Not saying you would but please don't start a R.Mika deck...I worked hard and hate being copied. You stick with the Greek Girls!

I also said how I'm doing a major room clean and can give you things I don't want. I'm still finding more stuff but so far I have: 
Absolute Boyfriend poster 
figurine of Primera from the series [[Wikipedia:Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle|Tsubasa Chronicle]] 
[[Wikipedia:Tokyo Boys & Girls|Tokyo Boys and Girls]] vol.1 (manga) 
[[Wikipedia:Someday's Dreamers|Someday's Dreamers: Spellbound]] vol.1 (manga) 
a [[My Little Pony]] badge/button/pin thing 
Some more extra [[Sailor Moon|Sailormoon]] cards

I'm sure I'll find more stuff, let me know if you want any and all of the above. In exchange for whatever cards you find or something Still haven't played SCIII <nowiki>*sigh</nowiki>...I'll get around to it soon...

Let me know and thanks!

~Megan

PS I also said thank you for finally understanding and giving me space and toning down your affections. Even so I also said that you are still my good friend and take everything you've given me and done with great appreciation.
}}

===Chris talks about cards and how lonely he is===
{{quotebox|
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net 
Subject: Re: hey 
Date: Mon, 1 Oct 2007 11:24 pm 
Okay, here's the summary:

UFS SC Set 1 FOIL UR SR Manas & Ayas 
UFS New UR SR Promo Foil R Mika 
From same Vendor for total of $8.25 
UFS Street Fighter Vega SF02 092/126 
From another Vendor for a total of $4 
UFS Street Fighter VEGA'S CLAW SF02...096/126 Rare 
From another for a total of $3.99 
UFS Street Fighter FOIL Vega SF1P****06/12 PROMO 
UFS Soulcalibur III FOIL Voldo SC3P****14/16 PROMO 
UFS Soulcalibur III FOIL Voldo SC01****091/143 URARE 
From Paladin Game and Hobbies for a total of $10.72

Which totals to (rounded up) $27, and with the $4 from Revenants, that makes it $31. Although I would feel better with a total cash settlement (or installments totaling to), I will take off $18 for your listed merchandise in your recent e-mail, taking the total down to $13. Also, for your information, you have mentioned the Revenant card in your e-mail from your Yahoo address you sent on the 30th of Sept. And as for the whole toning down the affections thing... in a nutshell, yes that's what I did... but I had to redirect them towards going back to my Sweetheart Search... Until I am found by a [[Boyfriend-Free Girl]] who can and is willing to grow into my sweetheart, (since I have no new special someone to call upon yet) I am finding myself still [[Mass debating|silently calling]] for you when I'm feeling lonely... Quite the quandry. 
Anyhoo, I will let you know of any updates, or I will read your reply.

Take care; 
Chris Chan.
}}

===Megan also talks about cards===
{{quoteboxred|
From: pearl3 <fourdogs4@sitestar.net> 
To: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
Cc: pearl3 <fourdogs4@sitestar.net> 
Subject: Re: hey 
Date: Tue, 2 Oct 2007 10:53 am

Thank you very much. I will bring you the 13$ and merchandise this friday. Thank you for finding these cards I never find what I'm looking for too often.

I will also bring the lot of girl cards and I hope to find the rest of the cassandras as well. Can you list me the holos you have and I'll tell you ahead what I'm interested in. Only list what you're willing to trade. And when you list found/act/attk please write beside- the character they go with like Despair-Voldo. 
Thanks so much again! See you soon!

~Megan
}}
===Chris talks about Crocs and how he was kicked out of the library for soliciting sex===
{{quotebox|
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com 
Subject: Just wanted to warn John... 
Date: Thu, 4 Oct 2007 8:37 pm

I've just learned on the [[Wikipedia:John_Tesh#John_Tesh_Radio_Show|John Tesh Radio Show]] that people who wear [[Wikipedia:Crocs|Croc Shoes]] on escelators are having their toes, toenails gnashed, torn off or worse. If he is in an area where there is an escelator, encourage him to use an elevator or stairs.

I have not received the cards yet, nor have I been able to get that second [[Wikipedia:Manaphy#Manaphy|Manaphy]] egg yet. I've had a surprise Tuesday while I was sittin' at the [[University of Virginia|Alderman Library]] (waitin' to be found by a Boyfriend-Free girl). Some old hag and her bodyguard approached me and made it obvious that it was verbodden to find True Love there. Who did she think she was; the wife of the Pope? I disregarded her intrusion, but I am cautious about the possibility of another clash of battle, like in the past with that Witch of [[PVCC]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], that [[Jerkief]] at [[Fashion Square]] and the [[Manajerks]] at [[Wal-Mart]] and [[Target]]. Unlike Tuesday and the previous events, I am much saltier than I was.

I will never fall for the FALSE Law of True Love searching and sharing being illegal in the State of Virginia, or in short "[[Virginia is for Virgins]]," nor will I quit chillin' at the Library's Lounge Tuesdays and Thursdays with a printed advertisement in the neighborhood.

But I digress. I will see you at the Game Place tomorrow.

Take Care; 
Chris Chan.
}}

===Chris is angry about Megan kissing her friend, then pities himself===
{{quotebox|
−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net 
Sent: Sat, 20 Oct 2007 3:10:26 PM Eastern Daylight Time 
Subject: I'm sorry... <nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>

The hugging was one thing, but when I heard the smack of your kiss on his cheek, it started a chain reaction in my head from "OMG" to simultanious infuration and jealousy. I assure you that I would not do anything extreme to Christopher.

Originally, I was not fond of him, because it was obvious that he was a [[homos|homo]]. Yes, I am a homophobe; I fear them all, and I fear the tormenting temptations of falling off the straight path. But then I mentally, sometimes from a DVD (and if you'll pardon the expression), shove some pussy in my face. I tell you what, if I ever stoop down to changing my path, I might as well would get a gender change operation. I've seen [[Wikipedia:Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina|the episode]] of "[[South Park]]" where [[Wikipedia:Herbert Garrison|Mr. Garrison]] had that operation; they showed the [[Nudes|gruesome details]]. ugh...

I was programmed to be more favorable towards women over those of my gender. With the infinitely high Boyfriend-Factor, I am not fond of about 99.999999999996% of the total male population, with a margin-of-error of the 4 billionth of a percent (for about 100 men) of whom are okay acquaintences. Those doofs get all the luck, having a Sweetheart to care for and to be cared from, getting all the hugs, kisses and e motional support and the security of a solid future without lonliness and with love and children. And besides that, my [[Autism]] is not much help on the programming of my mind. *sigh*

Oh, my life.

I have been trying to move on, but I still have caring feelings for you, Megan, since I still have not found another Boyfriend-Free woman to transfer the care to. I sit at the UVA's Alderman library for Three Hours on Tuesdays and Thursdays, with a printed advertisement taped on the bar-type furniture across from me, and I am waiting, hoping and praying to be found/picked up by a Boyfriend-Free, 18-25-year old, caring, smoke-free, non-alcholic, white woman, who will voluntarily be my Gal-Pal to Girlfriend to Sweetheart. Can you understand the loneliness I feel from days and days of not even being approached by a caring someone while I wait and wait and wait to be found by a caring someone? Not only is it Very Lonesome, but it is Tiresome, Troubling and Frustrating... *sigh* It's been that way since the beginning of my Sweetheart Search in August, 2003. Granted the relieving heart poundings I felt for you for over a year, until the e-mail I received during the Parappa contest last August.

But rest-assured, aside from the past issues and angst against the males of the Boyfriend-Factor, I, Christian Christopher Weston Chandler, have not and will not ever have any intention of killing or murdering or physically ensue pain towards any person, including your Christopher.

I am sorry about Friday night, Megan.

Take care; Christian Christopher Weston Chandler.
}}

===Megan had it worse in school===
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From: pearl3 <fourdogs4@sitestar.net> 
To: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
Cc: pearl3 <fourdogs4@sitestar.net> 
Subject: ok 
Date: Sat, 20 Oct 2007 5:18 pm

Ok, thanks for the reassurance. Yes I can understand your lonliness because I was the same way...worse maybe. I mean you actually had friends through school. I didn't have any friends at all. I was treated very badly by everyone. To the point where I had to drop out and graduate through homeschool.

I still want you to know that you are still my friend. And I am grateful for everything you've done. When I look through my huge book of Sailormoon cards, I'm almost to tears because YOU were the reason it has grown into a magnificent collection! :) I appreciate everything you've done and given me. Thank you.

I'm still not interested in marriage though. It's not my style. ;)

Well hopefully things will work out now. 
And let me know if there was anything you wanted for the foil [[Wikipedia:Street Fighter Alpha 3|R. Mika]] cards you have. I even have extra commons for her if you're interested. 
Talk to you later 
You take care and feel better soon. 
haha I'm still shy about his affections though! I'm like, ok, I'm on his lap, what do I do? hahaha 
~Megan
}}

===Chris wants to know why she sat on Christopher's lap===
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From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net 
Subject: Hey, I'm cool. 
Date: Sun, 21 Oct 2007 9:25 pm

Yeah, I'm mostly over what happened Friday. But I have a single quandry to ask, and I would appreciate an [[Honest Content|honest answer]], please. Did Christopher ask you to sit on his lap, or what incentive gave you reason to do that? Please reply with an honest answer.

Other note, I picked up a couple of blank [[wikipedia:Universal Fighting System|UFS League cards]] for you and John to sign your names on; I'll give them to you two Friday. No tournament happened earlier; not enough people.

Take care; 
Chris Chan.
}}

===Megan is pissed that Chris is nosing in her business===
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−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: fourdogs4@sitestar.net 
To: cwcsonichu@aol.com 
Sent: Sun, 21 Oct 2007 4:24 am 
Subject: what's up?

Christian I can probably understand how you're feeling. You looked [[Chris and anger|pretty pissed]].....not to mention giving my friend the "[[:Image:FuckYouTito.jpg|fucky finger]]".

Why? Why do you hate him so much? Cause now he's really scared that you're going to go after him and kill him!

Besides if you have to hate someone, it should be me because I'M the one who didn't return your feelings and didn't want a serious relationship. Remember I have [[Women's Rights|the right]] to decide who I want to be with. Now I'm not saying that I hate you. You are still my friend....that is if you're going to stop keep getting grudges and tormenting my friend. You're hatred and jealousy towards him is affecting me as well. How do I know you're not going to do something rash? So please just leave us alone.

I'd like for you to just accept this and move on. You have no right to hate him, he did nothing bad to you! Personally I thought you'd actually be happy for me. So please listen to me and please don't do anything bad and just leave Chris alone.

Please get back to me 
~Megan
}}

===Chris is scared of some fanart===
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−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net 
Sent: Sat, 3 Nov 2007 11:50:23 PM Eastern Daylight Time 
Subject: Megan, I've had so much to worry about today

The Good News though is that I've had more fans for Sonichu than I thought. Now the worse to bad...

I got this [[Evan|E-Mail]] earlier that had a set of four fanart of Sonichu and ME. While I enjoyed more the spoof of me sitting at by a box on a sidewalk, "Girlfriend Auditions," and the one with me glaring in the eyes of a blue hedgehog in armor. The OTHER TWO in that set of four... FREAKED, CREEPED AND SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!! (A lot worse than my freak-out over you on Christopher's lap last night; please keep that in private, in other words, "Get A Room.") I sent him a reply with respective [[Masturbating and squirtin'|criticism]]. I WAS INFURIATED!!!

Then later, I learn from an anonymous tipster about this girl'ss profile page on [[deviantART]], while she has good and fun fanart of Sonichu, SHE IS TAKING THE CREDIT, AND PLACING A FAKE COPYRIGHT, 2007 WITH HER NAME ON IT!!! You, Me, and the rest of the Sonichu Fan Club know that Sonichu Was Born On MARCH, 17, 2000 (Y2K). I sent her a message requesting her to remover her claim of copyright with a warning of Legal Actions.

All the images are attached to this e-mail, or I can show them to you on my PSP later. =0 A I just needed to get that off my head and heart, since my mom fell asleep on me at the moment.

Okay, I'll see you hopefully at the UFS Tournament. Also, don't forget to set your clocks one hour back this weekend.

Take care; Chris Chan.
}}

===Chris talks about cards and mentions Lori===
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−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net Cc: yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com 
Sent: Sun, 18 Nov 2007 2:45:14 PM Eastern Standard Time 
Subject: Just to let you know...

Hey, Megan. It became kind of a ghost-town at the Game Place last Friday; most of the children left. It's too bad you didn't make it. Anyway, I wanted to let you know that I got a Piplup and Turtwig through SUCCESSFUL Trades through the [[wikipedia:Global Trade Station|GTS (Wi-Fi)]]. Also, have you or John gone underground with the Explorers' Kit? I found 4 Skull Fossils, so I have 3 extra Craniados; if I don't get one through the GTS by the Friday after Thanksgiving (NO LEAGUE this coming Friday), I need the other fossil Pokemon of the Diamond/Pearl Generation (the one that evolves into Bastiedon). I will trade you or John a Craniados for that Fossil Pokemon. One more thing, please Show me a Palkia in my Diamond game, so I can try to get one through the GTS.

That's about it for now. Please reply ASAP.

Take care; Chris Chan.

P.S. This is [[Lori Lopez|Lori]]; the girl my buddy [[Joshua Martinez|Joshua]] is hooking me up with. She had it done at JMU; that's why it has her name on it.
}}

===Megan is curious===
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From: Megan Schroeder <yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com> 
To: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
Subject: Re: Just to let you know... 
Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:05 am

Well I'm not too far with Pearl but John has a lot of Pokemon. Have you met this girl yet? Well I hope it goes well for you. Let me know how it goes! I forgot to ask last night but could you find out if there will be UFS this coming sunday? Thanks!

Bye bye 
~Megan
}}
===Chris really likes Pokemon===
{{quotebox|
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com 
Subject: Re: Just to let you know... 
Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 2:17 pm

I'll be meeting [[Lori Lopez|Lori]] soon. I've traded a LV.20 Male Burmy for a Shieldon over the GTS, so I'm good on the fossils for now. Not this coming Sunday; it's Thanksgiving Weekend; No Pokemon this week either. Thank you for replying and letting meknow. Please work on getting that Palkia, so I can have my character see it, so I can find it through the GTS. I will likely start the Ranger adventure again so I can get my own Manaphy. BTW, try Manaphy and Ditto at the Day Care; my Player's Guide says there's a non-evolving baby Manaphy to be hatched from that combination.

Take care; 
Chris Chan.
}}

===Megan asks him for Nazi music or something===
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From: Megan Schroeder <yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com> 
To: Christian Chandler <cwcsonichu@aol.com> 
Subject: one more favor? 
Date: Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:08 pm

Hey, I hope things go well between you and Lori.

Hope it's not a problem but I have ONE more request from [http://sailormusic.net/ Sailormusic.net]. I was going to download the ogg.vorbis thing but it didn't work...

On the international Albums could you please save all the German stuff for me please? I think each link is compressed file of several songs. Would that be ok with you? I would really like them and can't find them anywhere else...

Thanks again, I'll remember to bring Pokemon next time 
PS is it possible to save them and maybe email me the converted files? 
~Megan
}}

===Chris is boring and still likes Pokemon===
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−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com Cc: polizeigewalt@aim.com 
Sent: Tue, 18 Dec 2007 8:42:27 PM Eastern Standard Time 
Subject: Hey, Megan.

Just a reminder; please reply if otherwise, but please don't forget my [[wikipedia:Memory Stick#Memory Stick Duo|Memory Stick Duo]], as well as yours and John's Pokemon Diamond/Pearl games and DS Systems for when I meet you all at The End tomorrow.

I will be sure to come with my Wii and Pokemon Battle Revolution and my [[wikipedia:Datel Action Replay|Action Replay DS]] accessory.

I will check my e-mail tomorrow in the afternoon for your reply.

Take care, and see you all tomorrow. Chris Chan.
}}

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[[Category:E-mails]]
[[Category:Historical Documents]]

Megan emails, 2008

2011-03-08T07:11:25Z

Penman28: /* Megan is fed up */

The following is a transcript of the known e-mails exchanged by [[Megan]] and Chris in [[2008]]. The only thing that has been removed are the email ads at the bottom of each page.

Megan's e-mails are in pink, Chris's in light blue.
==E-mails==
===Chris wants Megan to live with him===
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−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com 
Sent: Wed, 2 Jan 2008 7:06:12 AM Eastern Standard Time 
Subject: A thought for you, Megan

Considering [[Chandler Family Tree|my family]], and [[14 Branchland Court|"I'm livin' under their roof"]], you may want to consider typing up all that you told me last night to back you up in the face of my family. And you may want to set some additional funds aside for rent. Also, offering to help with the chores is good.

I am unanimous with myself in welcoming you to our house as our guest for as long as you need, and I truly meant every word I said. It's my mother's and father's opinion you may have for another obsticle.

I hope my family will be willing to help you, a descendant German Warrior Traveler. :)

Take care; Chris Chan.
}}

===Megan doesn't want to be on Chris's websites===
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−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: Megan Schroeder <yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com> 
To: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
Sent: Tue, 4 Mar 2008 7:49 am 
Subject: Thanks again

Hey thanks again SO VERY much for your thoughtful and kind and generous trade. Though I feel as though I took all your money since it mostly goes to your parents. :( But Thank You very much. I doubt I will be asking for much in the future, so just as an appreciation bonus I will go ahead and give you the [[wikipedia:Hamtaro|Hamtaro]] toys along with the rest of the manga and stuff. I'm sorry to hear about [[Grace Baptist Church|the Church thing]], I mean God forgives and gives second chances. Some people just aren't meant to work under His name, like [[Wikipedia:Catholic sex abuse cases#United States|all the priests who abuse young boys]]. Yeah that [[internet]] thing is getting very much out of hand and would like to ask if you could please take down or remove anything that has to do with me from any of your websites. I don't want to appear on those sites as well. Thanks again! ~Megan
}}

===Chris apologizes for something, what could it be?===
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−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com 
Sent: Wed, 12 Mar 2008 6:23:24 PM Eastern Daylight Time 
Subject: I am sooooo sorry

I didn't realize how much of an... a-hole I could have been; I was [[Chris and anger|caught up in the rage]] from that weekend in November when I did that; I couldn't even see straight. But I have done what I should have done long ago; inform [[wikipedia:AOL|AOL]], as well as other places on the web who can take down offensive websites and pages.

I've really shot myself in the foot, and I am sorry. Not only am I mad at myself for being such a complete enraged a-hole, but my rage against those jerks who put that page up in the first place arose with greater flame, because my closest friend got hurt emotionally (that's you).

I will see to that website's demise, or my name isn't Christian Weston Chandler.

[[ShecameforCWC.JPG|Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you]].

[[List of Chris's lies|Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you]].

And I am prepared to repeat that hundred times from the bottom of my hurting heart.
}}

===Chris emails her some detective work, Megan likely doesn't give a shit===
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−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com 
Sent: Thu, 13 Mar 2008 1:23:00 AM Eastern Daylight Time 
Subject: Follow up

I have been investigating, in addition to out-of-spite "adding fire to the flame", since I've first found it randomly in that fateful day, November 2, 2007. Please allow me to fill you in. My first major clues of a matching duo were the original date of the document creation, Wednesday, Ocotber 31, 2007, and this .jpg, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan, which was obviously taken on the previous Friday, October 26, 2007. For the week, my family and I were pondering the major suspect; the dude who took that pic, which I distinctly remember seeing the camera flash while I playing a young gentleman in Pokemon TCG. Thus, my family came in and we found that [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]] had the camera in question, but he did not take the picture. Then we've suspected [[Lucas]], but we did not question him at the time. But a more obvious expression reply was found by myself, when Saturday March 8, 2008, at the Gamestop in Forest Lakes, the Midnight release event of [[Wikipedia:Super Smash Bros. Brawl|Super Smash Bros. Brawl]], Mimms and I were watching a pair of tournament players brawling; one was playing [[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong|Donkey Kong]]. So it brought up to mind my first word being "Monkey", so I told Mimms that. And with a turn around towards the accompanying Lucas, I said in his direction, "Well, that's something new you didn't know about "be-4" about this "Chan". I noticed a look on his face like, "Wow, I can totally wail on that tidbit of information." He said nothing. And today, I looked up [[Wikipedia:4chan|4Chan]] on Wikipedia.com, http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Chrischannov2007.jpg, apparently 4Chan is solely a web thing that people can go on and mess around for the attention, with examples of false bombings, hackers on [[MySpace]], and more similar events listed on there. Upon the collected information on this case I've let set on the back-burner for a while, I can only suspect [[Lucas]] for being the culpret in putting that page up in the first place, because, seeing how close [[Mimms]] and Lucas were, he had as much access to the beforementioned pic from October 26 as Mimms did. Also, I photographically remember the person who took my pic that day being tall and wearing a long coat. I'd like to put Lucas under a spotlight and question him about this whole thing, then put him behind bars for descreation of someone else's character. I'd question him myself, but [[Michael Snyder|Mike]] of [[The GAMe PLACe|the Game Place]] said after my mother and father questioned Mimms that Friday night, if I were to bring up ANYTHING about that page again, he would kick me out of the Game Place for like a month. If you'd like to talk to Lucas discreetly about the subject, I'd appreciate it for the benefit of my investiga tion.

Megan, I am sorry about this whole mess, and having drawn that drawing, and raging the fire and hurting your feelings and emotions. If I can, not only will I get that drawing off that webpage, but I'll try to take down the whole thing. But I can't do it alone (my mother and father have been letting it set on the back-burner without giving it much thought).

I can only hope you'll forgive me, but no matter what, I still love you as my closest gal-pal.

I hope you feel better soon; Chris Chan.
}}

===Megan is scarred by [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]===
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−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: Megan Schroeder <yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com> 
To: cwcsonichu@aol.com 
Sent: Thu, 13 Mar 2008 7:33 am 
Subject: well...

I just don't know what to say now....

I am very much scarred by that image and it will never leave me. And I can't decide what's worse, the image in general, or the fact you intentionally drew it AND gave it to the webmaster for that site that you hate so much. Not only have you poured gas on the fire by doing that,(adding obscenity to the already horrific site) but you have also embarrassed and humuliated me, and degraded and demeaned me whether you realize it or not. I mean I'm not that kind of girl, and you know that. So why? And you also lied to me about it.

Between that and my recent [[Heart level|heartbreak]] how am I to trust another man again? Simply put: I can no longer trust anyone now.

You have very much hurt me on an emotional level. And when I get hurt emotionally it'll take a physical toll. As in no appetite, feeling tired and sick, no sleep.

So I am unsure what to do about this. I can't say I really think of you the same anymore, I'm sorry to say. I will continue to give the remaining items for the zune and that will be all the contact you have with me unless I decide otherwise. I hope you understand. So we'll let time decide how I feel about this current situation. Until then please don't come up to me anymore unless it's to give you what I owe which seems kind of awkward now.

I know how it feels to be alone but, I can't keep throwing away my pride little by little just to keep you satisfied, you know what I mean? There has to be an "enough is enough" at some point. And I cannot continue to disgrace myself by forgiving things that I never find forgivable in the first place.

That's all I can think to say right now 
I'm sorry, we'll just see 
~Megan
}}

===Megan wants Chris to leave her alone===
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−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: Megan Schroeder <yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com> 
To: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
Sent: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 4:06 am 
Subject: ok..

Ok well look, I am unsure how I feel and what to do. So here's what I think. I'd like for you to just completely leave me alone for a while, until I can sort things out myself, you understand? It's not like I hate you, but I don't see you in the same light anymore. So just leave me be for a while, let me try to recuperate with my few other friends. And maybe we can just start from scratch sometime. Maybe, I dunno, just depends on how I feel ok? So please let me be, and let me see how it goes ok?
}}

===Chris thinks she was scarred because she doesn't know much about sex===
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−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com 
Sent: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 4:10:38 AM Eastern Daylight Time 
Subject: Re: ok..

I understand. You may or may not have had much exposure to [[Chris and sex|sexual images]] as I've had, so the idea of a "hand job" (which was the act drawn there) as part of outtercourse (versus intercourse) was a surprise to you. I'm sorry. If it helps put things into perspective, I can reccomend finding information on the internet through this educational website I've found through [[Sex toys|AdamEve.com]]. Or I reccomend renting [[wikipedia:The 40-Year-Old Virgin|"The 40 Year Old Virgin"]]; that movie touches on some of the issues around sex, and how it can really frustrate an older virgin who hasn't had the pleasure yet (or I can loan you my copy of "The 40 Year Old Virgin"). The point is allowing yourself more exposure to sex acts to make yourself feel more comfortable with that fact of life.

I worry about you, and I want to help you as much as I humanly can. While I AM on the verge of taking that [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|EncyclopediaDramatica]] page taken down, I understand that there are a number of other web pages of hate against me, and as much as I would like to be able to track every one down and report them and get on the verge of taking them down as well, someone else may put another hate page up against me. It's a fact of this modern world known as [[Trolls|"Cyber Bullying"]].

And as for the drawings, while I have shoved the text information down their throat in an attempt to drown them in submission; there were too many images of...[[Duck|penises]]...yech, on there. I drew drawings promoting vaginas to go against those dickheads. I did the drawing of [[Sonichu]]] fucking [[Rosechu]], I did the drawing of [[Bubbles]] getting it from [[Black Sonichu]] (I had the idea of paring them up in the comic book anyway), I did the drawings of [[Angelica]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] (that witch hag) mastubating. And I did draw the drawing of me giving you a hand job, from among my adult fantasies, with your eyes censored to conceal your identity. It was a massive step outside of my boundries, and I did it out of anger, and I regret having done it, and I am really, really, sorry. But we all do things in the heat of anger, and/or out of our boundries, that we end up regretting later.

Megan, Sweetheart, I will give you as much space as you need during your time of recovery and learning how to cope with it and put it into your own perspective. But please remember, I will always worry about you, and even though you may not feel the same about me as you did before, I still Care and [[Love quest|Love You Very Much]]. <3<3<3<3<3

Take care; my thoughts and prayers are with you; Chris Chan.
}}

===Chris bothers Megan about Encyclopedia Dramatica again===
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−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com 
Sent: Sun, 16 Mar 2008 12:28:58 AM Eastern Daylight Time 
Subject: Hey, Megan.

I hope you're doing well. Anyway, I'll get to the point; there is a way you can work with me on the elimination of the "Chris-chan" page on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], basically the pages on whole ED website are wiki (similar to html editing), and setting up an account to edit the page is free; you may want to use a fake e-mail address. Anyway, you can remove the all the junk they put about you on there, as well as the drawing from the page for starters, but be careful not to take out TOO MUCH; they may undo your doing, so you may want to make multiple edits; remove the story on the first time, then add some random thing that comes to your mind onto the bottom of the page. [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|I've managed to have the drawing removed and replaced with a different, yet similar image for a while, but they undid that bit of my handiwork]].

I can only do so much at one time, since after I make an edit (behind their backs), they "ban" my IP address from undoing their undoing, and I have to wait a few hours to a day or two before I can anything more against them.

That's the story there.

Also, under a spot of rage against them for the answer some of them gave me when I asked them why they hated me, I've alerted the media about it through e-mail. I've said nothing about you to them, but you may want to try to remove the stuff about you from the page ASAP.

Again, I am really sorry about this whole mess.

I pray for your emotional recovery. Keeping you fondfully in my thoughts; Chris Chan.
}}

===Megan is fed up===
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−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: Megan Schroeder <yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com> 
To: cwcsonichu@aol.com 
Sent: Sun, 16 Mar 2008 
Subject: Re: Hey, Megan.

Look, my main issue is NOT the website itself. It's just the fact that you drew those weird pictures. Um....ok...so instead of removing that one completely, you just [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#15_March|enlarge]] my crotch....thanks a lot....WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST REMOVE IT??!!

Well I'm sorry but that just makes me more angry in a way. It's not that actual sex-act that traumatises me, it's the fact that you fantasize doing such things to me when you know I would never. It's like, how do I know you're not going to abduct me and such? That was a figure of speech. You know what I mean? It creeps me out you have such thoughts about me. It's like you're stalking me so you really need to back off.

I mean thinking like that is one thing (though disturbing as well) But sitting down and actually drawing a detailed image of it is even worse. I don't like being around people like that at all!

I don't like being around people who think only of sex and pleasure. I don't care how lonely you are, I haven't had luck with relationships either, but I don't boast about being a "[[virgin with rage]]" When you say things like that, it just makes it sound you're looking for someone to fuck.

I'm sorry to say this but you're partially to blame for some of the content on the site. Because things about me and things they quoted about me came from you obviously. You have those blog things and so you [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#12_November|blabbed]] to the whole cyber world about the angry [[Megan Emails, Aug-Dec 2007#Megan_is_annoyed_and_creeped_out|email]] I sent you last summer. Ok, just WHOSE business is it anyway? I don't understand why you post things involving me like that. And you also made it sound that I just wrote you an angry email and you had nothing to do with it, when in fact the reason being was because I was sick of telling constantly to stop touching me. That is SEXUAL HARRASSMENT. I wrote the email in response to what YOU did wrong to me.

Although it may not seem like a big deal to you, it was to me. Just because I've allowed other guys to hug me, doesn't mean you automatically have that right. I have the [[Women's rights|right]] to decide who can get close to me. If a female doesn't like the way a guy advances or touches her, even if other females are ok with it- if that one female doesn't like it, it IS sexual harrassment. You greatly need to understand that.

That's all I have to say to you 
I'm too angry and upset to want to help with the website's demise. So sorry but you're on your own with that one.
}}

===Chris continues bothering her about ED===
{{quotebox|
−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com 
Sent: Tue, 18 Mar 2008 8:46:57 PM Eastern Daylight Time 
Subject: Megan...

Firstly, I suggest that you take another look at the page; in the FIRST Paragraph, they theorize and mock me with, and I copy and past to quote, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|"and drawing pictures of himself having sex with his imaginary twin sister."]] And the images were ALIGNED to the RIGHT, so the theory is matched UP to DOWN with respective image comments from, "... Imaginary sister?" to "I don't like where this is going" and finally, "Chris' own artwork portraying his sick fantasies." And to break my camel's back, they state in the second paragraph under "The Comic Itself", I quote, "A later upload by CWC himself verified that he wants to have sex with his imaginary twin sister. So, this Crystal would be both his daughter and sister... In other words, he wants to impregnate his mother, then have sex with the offspring."

Secondly, I have TRIED to delete the nude drawing, even to replace it, but in the discussion page of my account I created to edit the page away from mockery, but every time I delete or replace the image, they would re-upload the original pic. They call what I'm doing AGAINST the "article" vandalism, and they tell me, "vandalism is completely pointless (click here to find out why), and will get you a swift ban, so you might as well stop." And even though after they "ban" me, I wait a few hours to a couple of days and I am unbanned. You can consider me "The Resistance" against the "Alien Dominators" of E.D., because that's the role I am occupying in this tragedy.

Also, I've told them they're not only hurting me emotionally, but they were hurting you, Megan, emotionally and deeply as well, because they were dragging your name through the mud with mine.

As for the drawing itself, I've realized that it was done not only out of inspired fantasy, angst against E.D., and love for you, but also a [[Mass debating|major release for my crazy, mixed-up hormones]]. If I didn't have the foresight to put my pent-up frustrations and feelings in the form of something, I might have become an abusive maniac, so thank god for allowing me to release my bottled up frustrations in a more positive, yet not so "Politically Correct", and not physically hurting others, method.

Be the release as it may, I am hurting [[Chris and his Ego|SOOOOO MUCH MORE]] than you can be, because I have been taking the abuse from those [[jerks]] on E.D. If you want to get it all off the "article", be my guest; make your account, send your message of the "Resistance" and delete the Major Chunk off the page in edit; they will only undo your missile barrage of damage in one felt swoop.

I am depressed and emotionally exausted from [[Stress|ALL THIS STRESS]]. The only thing I can do that won't get undone is be as apologetic as I can ever be from the bottom of my sad, depressed heart.

I'm Sorry, Megan, for the massive warfare I have wrought against you and me in a damn fucktarded release of my damn hormones.

I'm sorry. Christian Weston Chandler.
}}

===Chris does not regret the Meganporn and claims drawing it help prevent him rape her===
{{quotebox|
−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com 
Sent: Fri, 21 Mar 2008 9:03:16 PM Eastern Daylight Time 
Subject: Hey, Megan

You know about as much as I know that I have taken responsibility for my error, and it has also been bringing me the darkest pain this month.

I want to patch up our friendship, because I do not want any further discomfort between you and me. Although the acursed page is there now, if we just ignore it, it may fade away in a month or so. Also, if we let every little [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|dirty detail]] bother us, we're just as bad off as any pop or rock star. They get abused a lot by the paparazi and the media for the details of their deeds that they could not have known about themselves at the time. From the maximum amount of [[stress]] from all that; they sometimes get totally out of whack and possibly hurt themselves. But you and I are only civilians without so much fame and fortune; you and I, we do not have to suffer such Star Stress; if we only put it behind us, we don't have to build such a stressful level within ourselves.

I myself had left it a good distance behind me for a few months, but then you were bothered by it. And I couldn't help but dig up the remains left behind, only to build up a very stressfully torturing month for me.

Megan, I am sorry for uploading the drawing, and I really wish I could go [[Sonichu 7|back in time]] and stop myself from making the mistake. Yet I do not regret drawing the drawing, because if I hadn't released my frustrations in the creative sense, I might actually have done [[Rape|something]] really dumb and stupid. It was really stupid of me to let my impulsive anger get the best of me and make me upload it in an attempt to shove so much information down their throats and drown them into taking the page down.

[[List of Chris's lies|But I've learned from my mistakes]], and I regret letting my frustrations and [[Chris and anger|anger]] get the best of me. All I can do is put the whole thing behind me, try not to think about again, never look at the damn page, and move on with my life.

For the sake of our friendship, Megan, PLEASE just forget about the dang webpage, put it behind you, and let's resume our good friendship like the whole mess never happened.

I still love you, Megan, and I honestly care and worry about you from my heart.

Peace; Chris Chan.
}}

===Chris still wants Megan===
{{quotebox|
−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com 
Sent: Sat, 22 Mar 2008 3:28:48 PM Eastern Daylight Time 
Subject: Re: Hey, Megan

I've DELETED ALL of the [[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog|ORIGINAL BLOGS]] months ago, just to let you know. I can understand how you're feeling against me now, but it really hurts me and makes me sad that you don't want me close to you.

I'm just a lonly old-feeling fool who needs closure once in a while, and [[Barbara|my mother]] and [[Bob|father]] won't be around forever. I can remember the times we were close, we shared our honest feelings openly, my PSOne games on my [[PSP of Fail|PSP]], and your Strawberry Pink character drawings...I really miss those tender moments. And I got you all that stuff from eBay; the [[Sailor Moon]] cards, the DVDs, the figurines, the rest of that stuff, and recently the [[Wikipedia:Zune|ZUNE]], and you have repaid the pleasure of doing all that for you with greater interest. I love to see you smile, I love to see you happy, and I love seeing the sweet, honest, tender and carefree kinda gal who is [[Megan Schroeder]].

But now that I am barred from you for a big mistake I made that I have taken a great deal of responsibility, through trying to undo it, through taking down the previous pages leading up to it, through a month full of [[stress]], tears, lonliness and too many moments standing by myself...

Remember some time ago, you jested that you wanted me to give up my heart to you? Well, basically, I had already done that just after you and I met; my heart still cries for you; not a moment passes by when I don't have a tender, caring or worried thought about you.

Although I do understand your feelings, and I can only respect your wish of staying away from you...<nowiki>*sob**sob*</nowiki>...my heart still cries for you, I'll always be worrying about you, and I will always Love You, Megan Schroeder. <nowiki>*sob*</nowiki>

I'll see you Sunday..., and I guess that's ALL I'll get to do with you...[[The Creepy Stare|seeing you]]...from a long distance; as long as the most perilous journey, as long as a dream where I'm constantly running towards you; you'd look like you're near, yet you are soo far away from completing me... [[Love quest|I Love You]], Megan Schroeder.

Peace; Chris Chan.
}}

===Megan asks Chris to leave her alone again, attempts to talk sense into him===
{{quoteboxred|
−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: Megan Schroeder <yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com> 
To: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
Sent: Sun, 23 Mar 2008 1:05 am 
Subject: Re: Hey, Megan

As I've said, the website means nothing to me. It's the fact that you blab about me on your blogs and therefore it gets put on the website. [[Fail|So in other words, ED didn't drag my name through the mud but you did.]]

I don't know, I can't keep disgracing myself and forgiving and forgiving. I have some pride you know. I've forgiven you so many times before it's just getting irritating now. Even I have my limits.

So I think I'd like to stay away from you at least for a while then as time passes I'll better know what to do.

Until then just please leave me alone
}}

===Megan still wants to be alone===
{{quoteboxred|
−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: Megan Schroeder <yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com> 
To: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
Sent: Sun, 23 Mar 2008 8:12 am 
Subject: Re: Hey, Megan

Please don't be so hard on yourself. Like I said, I just want some time on my own for a while. It's not like I am hating you or anything. I just want to be by myself for a while

And I haven't nor will I EVER forget all the [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|wonderful surprises you have given me]] and such. Thank you.

This is only a "bye for now" just allow me to be alone and eventually things will cheer up ok?

Thanks and try to keep your chin up. And I'll try to do the same. (I'm never real positive...) 
~Megan 
PS I won't be coming this sunday- Easter
}}

===Chris talks about his feelings, then some shit no one cares about===
{{quotebox|
−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com 
Sent: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 9:36:10 PM Eastern Daylight Time 
Subject: Hey...

I understand why you didn't want me to talk to you... <nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki> I'd feel better if we can try not to think about that detail and put it behind us.

Megan, I really want to remain your friend, but I feel it growing more difficult with the emotional feeling of long distance between you and me. I feel sad, lonely and rejected when you don't allow me to be socially close to you or even when you won't talk to me. (Besides which, I get lonely everynight in the sanctity of [[Chris's Room|my room]], and even when I'm out with my [[Barbara Chandler|mother]], [[Bob Chandler|father]], or alone, so I feel the extra loneliness and sadness like rubbing salt and vinager on a wound.) Also, I can't help but feel the worry about how you are feeling everyday that I feel. Please, Megan, put what has passed behind you and open yourself emotionally to me and let you and me be good friends like before.

Also, aside from my feelings, I wanted to let you know that I got an 8GB Memory Stick Duo; all my Full Downloaded Games and all my Save Data (for the [[Wikipedia:Universal Media Disc|UMD]] games as well) and all that from between the two 4GB sticks are now on the same [[Wikipedia:Memory Stick|Memory Stick]]. What's more, I am able to give you one of my two for when you get your PSP, and copy your choice of PSOne classics and the game Beats, as well as a cornucopia of [[Sailor Moon]] MP3 tracks to play on Beats. When ready, you may check out http://store.playstation.com to look up the variety of PSOne and PSN-Exclusive PSP titles that can be downloaded to the 4GB Memory Stick.

I think you still owe me a bit for the Zune; $20, Hamtaro toys and a DVD set. If you are able to get all that to me next Friday, I would appreciate it, so you and I can be squared-away on that deal.

BTW, I won't be coming in Sundays for UFS; I've been going to the [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]] (after being [[List of places that have banned Chris|kicked out]] of the [[Grace Baptist Church]], and upon my father's suggestion) for over a month now. And with that, I've also been attending the Sunday Night service for the young adult church members who are attending [[UVA]]. Also, I've started hanging out in the Recreation Room in the upper floor of the next-door Student Centere Tuesday and Thursday Afternoons playing [[Guitar Hero]] on their [[PS2]], or my [[PS3]] which I bring there in a Toys 'R' Us Cloth Bag. I've met a few new female acquaintances, but nothing has come up [[Friend zone|further than that]] yet.

One more thing, something good for you to look forward to, in addition to the German Dictionary I'm saving for your Birthday, I'm putting a special present together just for you to go with it. It's not glittery or pricy, but it is a Special Surprise Present. :) And I'm not letting you in on what it is until the Friday closest to your Birthday.

Anyhoo, please allow me back into your world as your Good Friend, and I promise never to [[The Wallflower|repeat]] the mistakes I've made.

I also wish [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|John]] the best of luck and the Lord's blessing on him finding a new, better job.

Peace be with you; Chris Chan.
}}

===Megan can't trust Chris anymore===
{{quoteboxred|
−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: Megan Schroeder <yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com> 
To: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
Sent: Mon, 21 Apr 2008 11:40 am 
Subject: Re: Hey...

Well first of all, I can't put this behind me because I don't feel comfortable around you anymore. Especially since you said you drew that so you wouldn't do anything stupid. What does that mean? [[Chris and sex#Chris and rape|Abducting me and raping me?]] I'm afraid I can't trust you anymore...

I'm sorry but I don't like being around men like that.

As for the zune, you said for me to hold on to the hamtaro and dvd's and I only recall having to pay you the 30$ for your credit card.

So I don't know what to say right now, but maybe you shouldn't give me anything for my birthday. I hate my birthdays and prefer not to be reminded of them
}}

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{{MeganSaga}}
{{emails}}
[[Category:E-mails]]
[[Category:Historical Documents]]

Autism Tutorial Extra

2011-03-04T06:45:40Z

Penman28: add captions

{{quote|'''Ja!'''|Hans Asperger}}

'''Autism Tutorial Extra''' is a ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' level created by [[Chris]] where he proves, [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|once again]] that he's in complete denial of what [[Asperger syndrome]] really is. Interestingly, the level works in the same way for the [[Autism Tutorial]], as the [[Sub-Episodes]] did for the [[Sonichu comic]], namely with Chris proving his superiority over an obvious strawman by psychically assaulting him and then prattling on about how much unbearable torment the strawman in question has inflicted upon him. Chris also mispronounces Asperger as “Ass Burger” the entire time, [[Jack_Thaddeus_Phone_Call_2|showing he's learned nothing]].

Interestingly, though Chris lambasts Asperger for not leaving the term autism "as it was," "autism" was initially used to describe narcissistic symptoms of schizophrenia before Asperger's 1938 lecture. Asperger's work helped distinguish autism as we know it today from more dangerous mental disorders. Furthermore, Hans's paper never refers to autistics as psychopaths, invalidating another one of Chris's claims.
==Video==

<Center>{{#ev:youtube|Am4f9P5LPs8}}</Center>

===Transcript===
[[Image:Hans_asperger.jpg|thumb|right|Dr. Hans Asperger was a famed pediatrician whose work to improve the quality of life for autistic children earned him international renown and the admiration of thousands.]]
[[Image:Aspergered.jpg|thumb|right|In this video, Chris beats him up because he doesn't like his last name.]]
And now, ladies and gentlemen, because apparently after you decided to watch last part--after watching the Autism Tutorial, we have a special guest for you today! Please put your hands together for a reasonably facsimile of, Mr. Hans Asperger!

(Hans Asperger is seen at the far end of the stage. He has gigantic bulging eyes and wears a crown. Chris walks over to join him, standing [[Homos|almost intimately close]] to shake his hand, as a backdrop and desk fall from the sky to complete the talk-show atmosphere. After Chris walks over to his desk, Hans smiles and waves to an audience silent as the grave.)

I am your host, Christian Chandler, on this '''[[Duck|short]]''' talk show. And this is Mr. Hans Asperger. Now, let's talk about him for a bit: Now, apparently--Mr. Hans Asperger. From the Vienna University Hospital in 1938--Oh, how ''recent!''--you gave a lecture in Germany, on "[[Chris|Autistic Psychopaths]]", after investigating a mild form of Autism. Isn't that right, Hans?

(Hans turns to face Chris.)

'''Hans:''' Ja!

And also, apparently, this separate diagnosis, as it is quoted, was not recognized until 1991. Only one year before I was born. Although coined from your name, Mr. Asperger, apparently a Mr. [[Wikipedia:Leo Kanner|Leo Kanner]] took the study much further and established the term "Early Infantile Autism". Do you applaud Mr. Kanner for his work?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

''I see''. Now, in my feeling alone--possibly mutual with others--the name Asperger. It strikes me badly, and I feel offended just by hearing the word. Do you feel I have the right to my own opinions and feelings as an individual person, Hans?

'''Hans:''' Ja! (It is clear by now that Hans does not understand English.)

Thank you very much, good sir. Now, do you feel--do you feel bad about having a name that sounds like a bad cut of cow meat?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

Do you feel that I, Christian Weston Chandler, do not deserve any blame or punishment for having an opinion of a single word, such as Asperger?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

Do you have a general understanding about how I feel about you now?

(Something falls from the sky and lands atop Chris's desk.)

'''Hans:''' Ja!

(Chris walks over to Hans again, once again intimately close.)

Are you ''positive'' you really understand how I feel about you, Mr. Hans Asperger?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

(Chris gives a wide, deceptive smile as he goes back and forth with Hans.)

[[Random Access Humor|Yeah?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

Yeah?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

Yeah?

'''Hans:''' Ja!]]

(Chris is suddenly very annoyed. He bitch-slaps Hans to the ground. It is also revealed that Hans has a tail.)

[[Wikipedia:Baka_(fool)|Baka]]!

(Hans quickly regains his footing, facing away from Chris and looking over his shoulder in terror.)

I feel dislike towards you! For selfishly putting your ill name in association with autism! And with a name like Asperger! I feel it only makes us Autistic kind sound ''even worse!'' ''Aspergers.'' You shoulda left it as it was!. Autism is autism! And in your research you linked it up with psychopaths! I feel even more offended at ''that!'' Now get out of my sight!

'''Hans:''' Ja! (Hans quickly runs off the stage.)

(Chris looks out over the audience, crossing his hands in front of him.)

I do apologize for that, uh, rude outburst, [[Trolls|folks]]. But then again, that was just the way I felt and have been feeling about the word "Asperger" since I first heard it a few years ago. It is my second least favorite word, where my first least favorite of all time is "[[Naive]]". Again, I apologize if I came off as bad to anybody, or made them feel bad, for the way I acted. But then again, I do get emotional and carried away sometimes. Thank you for watching, and have a good, safe, and blessed day.

(The game cuts to Hans standing in some sort of Level Completion area, still terrified. He stands there, legs quaking, as the screen behind him rattles off the achievements. Some tiny explosions of what appear to be glass go off around Hans's head as the video ends.)

===Captions===
<nowiki>**</nowiki>Note, this is a satire, with Facts from the Wikipedia's Autism Page. 
This does not reflect the person or opinion(s) of the actual Mr. Hans Asperger. 
And no personal offense is intended on the actual person or any person 
Internationally of his home country or homeland(s), including any relatives and friends. 
Also, no offense to those with said-named Mild Autism. 
<nowiki>**</nowiki>As stated earlier in the Autism Tutorial Animation. 
Autistic people are Not Crazy People. It is Very Rare to find someone with a 
"Psychopathic" Mental Illness who is also Autistic in any form. 
<nowiki>**</nowiki>I was born on February 24, 1982. 
<nowiki>**</nowiki>The LittleBiGPlanet Crown on Hans is only a Copy from a passing acquaintance who shared it; 
I do not currently Own the Real Game Data that grants me the Crown for Real. 
And I realy want a code for one, as well as ALL of the Beta Costumes. 
Including the Bug-Buster Outfit and Life Jacket. M.M., PLEASE, make the Beta Costumes 
available for Sale on the PlayStation Store Now! 
"Asperger" is my second least favorite word of the English language; 
My Top Least Favorite is "Naive", because it Questions an individual's 
mental capabilities and intelligence.

{{succession|label=[[Autism Tutorial|Autism Tutorial Videos]]|prevlink=[[Autism Tutorial Part 6]]|nextlink=[[Autism Tutorial Extra|Current]]|}}

[[Category:LittleBigPlanet]]

Cwcsicle

2011-03-04T04:45:26Z

Penman28: /* 100_2124.MOV (0:07) */

'''Cwcsicle''' is a name of a video log entailing [[Chris]] sticking his [[duck|penis]] in the snow for fifteen minutes. It was made in an attempt to get a scene in Jackass 3D. It is split into five parts: 100_2123 through 7.MOV. These titles seem to suggest that it was made in [[February 2010]]. It is the most recently released work to feature the [[Medallion of Fail|Sonichu Medallion.]]

[[Image:CWCSICLE.jpg|thumb|Chris' previous experience with dick freezing]]

==Video==
<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = Cwcsicle
| image = {{#ev:youtube|ckU3J1BkeWs}}
| Stardate = c. [[February 2010]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Shirt = [[Image:Safetyparka.png]] Safety Parka
| previous = —
| next = —
| other = {{leaked|text}}
}}
</center>

==Transcriptions==
===100_2123.MOV (0:25)===
''[Christian stands in his snow-covered backyard. He is dressed quite heavily, pointing the camera at himself [[Chris and cinematography|with a rather shaky hand]].]''
Hi, I'm Christian Chandler, uh, this is ''"[[Random-access humor|Frozen Stalactite.]]" [Attempts to tilt camera towards crotch, missing it entirely.]'' I'm gonna put my dick in the snow ''[Aims it back at his face.]'' and I'm gonna leave it in there for about fifteen minutes. Currently it's 12:38 ''[Holds up his phone with his free hand]'' according to my cell phone clock. If there's one clock you can not change, it's the one on your cell phone. ''[Pans camera down, revealing that he's buried himself waist-deep. Pans back up.]'' Okay, see ya'll in fifteen minutes.

===100_2124.MOV (0:07)===
''[Holds up phone.]'' Yeah, about six minutes in now. Whooh. Boy, it's cold. I've had p-''[Video abruptly ends.]''

===100_2125.MOV (0:10)===
''[Carrying on from where the former left off, albeit with a little more urgency.]'' About six minutes in now. I've had previous experiences with, uh, freezing my dick, and I've even stretched it a bit. Right. I'll be checking back in se-in seven.

===100_2126.MOV (0:22)===
A-alrighty, it's 12:53 ''[Nearly beans himself in the face with his camera lens.]'' Let's pull me out. ''[Gets up with a grunt, nearly loses balance. Camera goes out of focus, although Chris can be heard shivering. The camera turns to focus on his crotch, with his [[duck]] thankfully quite out of view. The sound of something scraping the mic can be heard as he examines his genitals.]'' Feels blue. ''[Camera goes out of focus, then turns to his penis. Not only is it quite within view, it has turned bright red and the camera is upside down. Shortly after, the camera turns away.]'' Look at all that snow all over me. There's snow all over my pants. ''[Camera finally turns to Chris' face.]'' Heh. Kids, that is definitely something- ''[Video abruptly ends.]''

===100_2127.MOV (0:06)===
Everybody, I dare say that is one stunt you should not try at home. Peace out. ''[camera turns away as he sets it down.]''

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Frozen Stalagtite RECUT
| video = {{#ev:youtube|mskavdOJJTs}}
| Stardate = 3 March 2011
| Maker = shadupp
| Video Type = Parody
}}

==External links==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itfzlADNFb8&feature=youtube_gdata SFW version]

[http://www.mediafire.com/?ys74ur2xcw24s5t Download]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, February 2010]]
[[Category:Leaked videos]]
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]

Cwcsicle

2011-03-04T03:33:05Z

Penman28: add category

'''Cwcsicle''' is a name of a video log entailing [[Chris]] sticking his [[duck|penis]] in the snow for fifteen minutes. It was made in an attempt to get a scene in Jackass 3D. It is split into five parts: 100_2123 through 7.MOV. These titles seem to suggest that it was made in [[February 2010]]. It is the most recently released work to feature the [[Medallion of Fail|Sonichu Medallion.]]

[[Image:CWCSICLE.jpg|thumb|Chris' previous experience with dick freezing]]

==Video==
<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = Cwcsicle
| image = {{#ev:youtube|ckU3J1BkeWs}}
| Stardate = c. [[February 2010]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Shirt = [[Image:Safetyparka.png]] Safety Parka
| previous = —
| next = —
| other = {{leaked|text}}
}}
</center>

==Transcriptions==
===100_2123.MOV (0:25)===
''[Christian stands in his snow-covered backyard. He is dressed quite heavily, pointing the camera at himself [[Chris and cinematography|with a rather shaky hand]].]''
Hi, I'm Christian Chandler, uh, this is ''"[[Random-access humor|Frozen Stalactite.]]" [Attempts to tilt camera towards crotch, missing it entirely.]'' I'm gonna put my dick in the snow ''[Aims it back at his face.]'' and I'm gonna leave it in there for about fifteen minutes. Currently it's 12:38 ''[Holds up his phone with his free hand]'' according to my cell phone clock. If there's one clock you can not change, it's the one on your cell phone. ''[Pans camera down, revealing that he's buried himself waist-deep. Pans back up.]'' Okay, see ya'll in fifteen minutes.

===100_2124.MOV (0:07)===
''[Holds up phone.]'' About six minutes in now. Boy, it's cold. I've had p-''[Video abruptly ends.]''

===100_2125.MOV (0:10)===
''[Carrying on from where the former left off, albeit with a little more urgency.]'' About six minutes in now. I've had previous experiences with, uh, freezing my dick, and I've even stretched it a bit. Right. I'll be checking back in se-in seven.

===100_2126.MOV (0:22)===
A-alrighty, it's 12:53 ''[Nearly beans himself in the face with his camera lens.]'' Let's pull me out. ''[Gets up with a grunt, nearly loses balance. Camera goes out of focus, although Chris can be heard shivering. The camera turns to focus on his crotch, with his [[duck]] thankfully quite out of view. The sound of something scraping the mic can be heard as he examines his genitals.]'' Feels blue. ''[Camera goes out of focus, then turns to his penis. Not only is it quite within view, it has turned bright red and the camera is upside down. Shortly after, the camera turns away.]'' Look at all that snow all over me. There's snow all over my pants. ''[Camera finally turns to Chris' face.]'' Heh. Kids, that is definitely something- ''[Video abruptly ends.]''

===100_2127.MOV (0:06)===
Everybody, I dare say that is one stunt you should not try at home. Peace out. ''[camera turns away as he sets it down.]''

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Frozen Stalagtite RECUT
| video = {{#ev:youtube|mskavdOJJTs}}
| Stardate = 3 March 2011
| Maker = shadupp
| Video Type = Parody
}}

==External links==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itfzlADNFb8&feature=youtube_gdata SFW version]

[http://www.mediafire.com/?ys74ur2xcw24s5t Download]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, February 2010]]
[[Category:Leaked videos]]
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]

File:SchuComic9P38.jpg

2011-02-05T11:01:29Z

Penman28: text

Double claws for the Homos

==Text==
AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, I WAS QUOTED WRONGFULLY BY A HOMO IN A COLLEGE SOMEWHERE IN A PAPER ESSAY HE WROTE PROMOTING THAT CHOICE, WHICH IS WRONG, BECAUSE I AM AGAIN BEING WRONGFULLY MISLABELED AS SUCH. AND THEY ARE EVEN DEDICATING A FLOAT OF ALL THINGS IN THEIR PARADE. 
I KNOW, YOU KNOW, CHRISTIAN KNOWS, AND EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW THAT I, SONICHU, AM STRAIGHT!!! 
I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM IN THEIR PAPERS, PARADES, AND GOD KNOWS WHATEVER ELSE, AT ALL EVER. 
BECAUSE WITH EVERY ITEM THEY CREATE WITH MY NAME OR FACE, OR ALSO CHRISTIAN'S NAME OR FACE, THEY AGAIN MISLABEL US!!!

WITH THE EXEPTION OF THE FEW NOTED INDIVIDUALS, WE ARE ALL STRAIGHT IN AND AROUND THE WORLD OF CWCVILLE, VIRGINIA, USA. WE PROMOTE BEING STRAIGHT!!!!!

I, SONICHU; 
YOU, ROSECHU; 
OUR TRUE CREATOR "CHRISTOPHER" CHRISTIAN "RICARDO" WESTON CHANDLER OF RUCKERSVILLE, VA; WE ARE ALL STRAIGHT!!!!!

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BILLY MAYS

2011-02-05T10:56:28Z

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{{quote|[[Metal Gear Solid|NO VICTORY, NO DEFEAT. THE SURVIVOR WILL CARRY ON THE FIGHT. IT IS OUR DESTINY.]]|BILLY MAYS's final statement to the CWCki}}

[[Image:SirWilliamMaysOBE.jpg|thumb|Now cracks a noble heart / goodnight sweet prince / and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.]]
[[Image:SchuComic9P31.jpg|thumb|Chris desecrated the memory of BILLY MAYS by portraying him with Sonichu on his shirt.]]

'''WILLIAM DARRELL "BILLY" MAYS''' (20 July [[Pre-1980#1950s|1958]] – 28 [[June 2009]]) was a [[TV]] advertising man turned [[Internet]] [[troll]], and a true [[Miscreants|patriot]]. Provided both epic [[lulz]] and wisdom in [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#Sonichu]] and on [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]] during his noble lifetime. He was famous for his signature ALL CAPS style, and preached daily the Gospel of [[Wikipedia:OxiClean|OxiClean]] and the Big City Slider Station. On [[March 2009|3 March 2009]], Chris, under duress by [[Max]], declared BILLY the third Mayor of [[CWCville]]; however, his reign was tragically cut short.

In real life he was arch-enemies with Chef Tony <ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-YXgFv2IN4]</ref>, Barry Scott<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVHUAco_k-g ]</ref>, and Vince Shlomi<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA]</ref>.

==Mayoralty==
His first order of business was "ADULT PARTYING", and promised that everyone will go home [[Episode 18|smokey]]. He stated that "THE ROADS WILL POUR CHEAP [[Reeb|BEER]] AND CARTONS OF CIGARETTES", noting that the poor citizens of [[CWCville]] deserve a week of "DRUNKEN STUPOR". During his short reign as mayor, BILLY MAYS instituted several groundbreaking reforms and was loved by all, with a record-breaking 99% approval rating.{{cite}} Sadly, CWCville's era of prosperity was quick to end after only a few months.

==Murder==
On 28 [[June 2009]], BILLY MAYS was found dead in his mansion in [[Wikipedia:Tampa, Florida|Tampa, Florida]], where he resided after suffering several assassination attempts by various hitmen, allegedly under the employ of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. The true cause of his death is unknown, but his death was suspiciously close to [[Clyde Cash|Clyde Cash's]] apparent death on 22 [[May 2009]]. His family has asked for privacy.

In [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009]], Chris claims he didn't kill BILLY, but rather that BILLY was a victim of a fatal heart attack. However, a skilled killer would make it ''look'' like it was a "heart attack". As paradoxical as it may seem that Chris succeeds at killing the beloved [[True and Honest]] Mayor of [[CWCville]] BILLY MAYS despite [[fail]]ing at everything else, it is reasonable to expect that one would have a [[Wikipedia:Heart attack|heart attack]] if he were woken out of a sound sleep in the middle of the night by a fat [[autistic]] manchild who reeks of [[dirty, crapped briefs|feces]], screaming "I AM THE TRUE AND HONEST MAYOR OF CWCVILLE!" while completely nude.

In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], BILLY MAYS [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_92 fails to free Ivy] when she is strangled by elevator wires. The slickness of the walls keeps him from climbing up them to save her. However, the walls of text and general bad writing led to some confusion and the belief that he also died in the comic.

In Chris's [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Character_Bios Biography Page] on the [[CWCipedia]], he lists BILLY MAYS as a "non-cannon" character, despite his appearance in central episodes of Chris's comics.

==Post death==
[[Image:BILLYMAYSPEAKS.jpg|thumb|left|BILLY's message from beyond]]

In his [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video, Chris laments the death of his "bodyguard" BILLY MAYS, and announces the near-completion of the [[Twin Falling Towers|BILLY MAYS Tower]]. That a skyscraper could have been constructed so quickly after BILLY MAYS's death is suspicious, and many CWCville residents believe Chris arranged the building of the Tower as a way to launder [[money]] stolen from his parents' credit cards, and that the naming of the Tower is nothing more than a publicity stunt to leech off of BILLY MAYS's [[Chris_and_Ego|popularity]].

==See also==

*[[Chris-chan_Discusses...#Chris-chan_Discusses..._Billy_Mays|Chris-chan Discusses... Billy Mays]] - Chris discusses his involvement with BILLY's death with Guru Larry.

==Sauces==
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