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User:Clydec

2011-02-10T02:44:58Z

PerilousSquall: /* Q AND A HERE */

== I AM GOING TO OVERTHROW YOU CHAMP ==
AND KILL YOU -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 18:13, 15 January 2011 (PST)
* AND RAPE YOU -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 23:48, 4 February 2011 (PST)
** AND MOLEST YOU -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 17:32, 5 February 2011 (PST)
*** YOU CAN DO ALL THAT BUT YOU CAN'T WORK ON RABBICHOSO -- [[User:Jerk|Jerk]] 17:45, 5 February 2011 (PST)
**** DAMN IT JERK -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 17:47, 5 February 2011 (PST)
Rabbichoso sucks.--[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 02:34, 6 February 2011 (PST)

== CWCki Improvement Team ==
The objective is to make the CWCki less gay.
Members:
*Delabonte

If you feel like you qualify, please put your name here:

* [[User:Ronichu]] - No idea what this is but it sounds good. Gimme a list of shit to do and I'll do it. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 14:42, 8 February 2011 (PST)
** Go through every article and delete stupid shit. Bad jokes. Stupid jokes. Retarded memes. Speculation. The works. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:23, 8 February 2011 (PST)

== Q AND A HERE ==
start here:

Why do you not return my calls?[[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 15:00, 9 February 2011 (PST)
*because i have caller id -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:02, 9 February 2011 (PST)

Do you regret/wish you hadn't done something during your time trolling Chris? [[User:PerilousSquall|PerilousSquall]] 18:43, 9 February 2011 (PST)

User:Clydec

2011-02-10T02:43:03Z

PerilousSquall: /* Q AND A HERE */

== I AM GOING TO OVERTHROW YOU CHAMP ==
AND KILL YOU -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 18:13, 15 January 2011 (PST)
* AND RAPE YOU -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 23:48, 4 February 2011 (PST)
** AND MOLEST YOU -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 17:32, 5 February 2011 (PST)
*** YOU CAN DO ALL THAT BUT YOU CAN'T WORK ON RABBICHOSO -- [[User:Jerk|Jerk]] 17:45, 5 February 2011 (PST)
**** DAMN IT JERK -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 17:47, 5 February 2011 (PST)
Rabbichoso sucks.--[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 02:34, 6 February 2011 (PST)

== CWCki Improvement Team ==
The objective is to make the CWCki less gay.
Members:
*Delabonte

If you feel like you qualify, please put your name here:

* [[User:Ronichu]] - No idea what this is but it sounds good. Gimme a list of shit to do and I'll do it. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 14:42, 8 February 2011 (PST)
** Go through every article and delete stupid shit. Bad jokes. Stupid jokes. Retarded memes. Speculation. The works. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:23, 8 February 2011 (PST)

== Q AND A HERE ==
start here:

Why do you not return my calls?[[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 15:00, 9 February 2011 (PST)
*because i have caller id -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:02, 9 February 2011 (PST)

Do you regret/wish you hadn't done during your time trolling Chris? [[User:PerilousSquall|PerilousSquall]] 18:43, 9 February 2011 (PST)

CWCki talk:Inside the Pickle Suit

2011-02-07T19:33:03Z

PerilousSquall: /* The validity of all this (or: Incharacter/Out of character) */

==Candidates for Future Interviews==
Debate future candidates for interviews and vote for them here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:37, 3 February 2011 (PST)

:How about [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]? We know Clyde posed as Miyamoto at the time, but Reggie's role has never really been explained beyond the e-mail records. [[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 17:51, 3 February 2011 (PST)

:I would to see [[Pandahalo]] interviewed. Chris was still obsessed with her as recent as August of last year.--[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 18:52, 3 February 2011 (PST)

:What about [[Kacey]]? She actually met in him in real life but there's no information about that on her page. -[[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 21:39, 3 February 2011 (PST)

::*Not to shoot down ideas but PandaHalo is probably out of the question as she's sorta disappeared from the trolling scene, and Kacey wants nothing to do with trolling nowadays. But keep them coming.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:48, 4 February 2011 (PST)
:I like the idea of asking Emily some questions, or maybe try and find someone from Chris's past to see how he was BEFORE the trolls came into his life... like Megan (though she herself is probably out of the question considering their past... but someone like her from Chris's past). --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 11:44, 4 February 2011 (PST)
::Lucas and Mimms? I've heard that they still keep in touch with PVCC, though I doubt they have anything else to add.--[[User:Nhocgreen|Nhocgreen]] 21:04, 4 February 2011 (PST)
:[[Alec Benson Leary]] would be a good one. Setting Asperchu aside, I think it'd be interesting to hear about what it's like trying to maintain a dialogue with Chris for up to an hour. Same goes for [[Jackie]], only with e-mail. Obviously, Jackie could get Chris's attention by being a girl, but it was still impressive how she managed to keep him going for as long as she did.--[[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 16:56, 4 February 2011 (PST)
* I also say Jackie (and Lars) since they're the most recent and she got him to make some bizarre videos--[[User:CaseHa|CaseHa]] 17:14, 5 February 2011 (PST)

:Would Vivian Gee be available?--[[User:Nhocgreen|Nhocgreen]] 21:04, 4 February 2011 (PST)

I vote Bluespike [[User:BSD|BSD]] 22:56, 4 February 2011 (PST)
Seconded for Bluespike--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 12:52, 5 February 2011 (PST)
*But BlueSpike's always on IRC anyway. Just ask him there. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 13:59, 5 February 2011 (PST)

:I vote for Emily. Out of all of the trolls, Emily comes off as the most enigmatic to me and thus, would be interesting to get some more information on her time in the trolling foxholes. [[User:John Ritter's Nutsack|John Ritter's Nutsack]] 16:00, 5 February 2011 (PST)

== Format ==

Just curious, would people prefer audio or text? Some trolls will opt for text but in cases where audio is possible, would you want it? There's the work involved in transcribing but I wonder if people will consider them more authentic. Thoughts?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:03, 3 February 2011 (PST)

:I prefer audio. Text is one thing, but with audio you can actually hear some of the emotions involved, which makes the interview a little more interesting and, sometimes, even a little funnier. [[User:John Ritter's Nutsack|John Ritter's Nutsack]] 16:02, 5 February 2011 (PST)

== The validity of all this (or: Incharacter/Out of character) ==

This is something I really should have thought of before starting this, but I'll bring it up here and see what you all think.

Currently, for the most part and with few tiny exceptions, things on the CWCki are from Chris's point of view. As it's been said elsewhere, this wouldn't be a very interesting wiki as it would be a wiki about basement dwellers who troll Chris if we were to go with the "true" story. Thus, we tend to go with how Chris saw the events.

There is a problem with that, namely that I've seen complaints that this confuses people who aren't sure if these people are real or trolls and more or less doesn't explain what's going on to a new person well. However, being in character helps absolve any sort of liability and responsibility as we're just reporting things as Chris has described them to us through his correspondences, media, etc.

So should we even have these interviews? If so, how should we handle them? I think that any reasonably intelligent person should realize that nothing with Chris is genuine and that it might help to explain their motives and such but at the same time sorta ruins the magic and mystique behind them.

So what do you all think? Thoughts?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:59, 4 February 2011 (PST)

i think this idea is fucking stupid and seriously who gives a shit. honestly, only fucking people who grasp onto this whole troll persona bullshit give a shit. if you're trying to bring life into the cwcki, stop because there will never be more life into it unless we actually fix the articles we have instead of adding more fucking bullshit on top of this. besides, this goes against all this whole CITATION NEEDED bullshit if we're going to ask people about retarded nonsense because i could say anything and fuckers would grasp onto that and take it as word of god. also bluespike is a little scamp -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 23:45, 4 February 2011 (PST)

:I don't hold much say at all, but personally I agree with Clyde, at least on some points. We're really very stingy with citations, and it helps so we don't make up shit, or take some random troll conversations as 'canon'. But pulling in the trolls sort of breaks that, because they could say anything they wanted, and it would be considered canon just because there's no evidence to disprove it. It's an interesting idea, but we have to consider what this means for the CWCki. If this falls through, maybe we should show a marker or something for troll words, something to keep in mind, but not fully accept due to its subjective nature? I don't think in-character shit will be a problem, Ivy could be Edarem for all we know, but as long as he's Ivy on the CWCki, and in this interview, it's all good.

Plus, fixing some articles would be good. I should really get on with helping out. [[User:PerilousSquall|PerilousSquall]] 11:33, 7 February 2011 (PST)

Talk:Chris and English

2010-12-13T20:41:47Z

PerilousSquall:

there's a difference between a spelling error (geinus or however he's been doing it for the past like what 6 years?) and typo

but i think this could be expanded to a Chris and English page imo [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:33, 21 October 2009 (CEST)
* Good point. --[[User:USAJAP1|USAJAP1]] 21:36, 21 October 2009 (CEST)
:*Chris and English sounds like a good idea to me. The way he talks and writes is unique, to say the least.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:50, 21 October 2009 (CEST)
::*Yeah, especially considering [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|this]]. --[[User:USAJAP1|USAJAP1]] 21:57, 21 October 2009 (CEST)

== Spelling errors ==
Geinus seems to be the main one he's been making for years. Any others? Observe his grammar patterns and other shit and stuff. Yeah. stuff. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 03:53, 22 October 2009 (CEST)
*"Seinor" is one he does consistently. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:00, 23 October 2009 (CEST)

==Autism==
I haven't read the article in full yet but I don't think there's anything noting that awkward speech is usually associated with autism. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:00, 23 October 2009 (CEST)
*It didn't even occur to me. My bad. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:27, 23 October 2009 (CEST)
*Many autistics (at least aspies; you know, the ones whom Chris thinks are not actually autistic) are actually very precise and pendantic about grammar and spelling in a way that is quite unlike Chris. It wasn't for nothing that Hans Asperger called the kids he studied "little professors." --[[User:Doomknight|Doomknight]] 03:52, 2 December 2009 (CET)
*Likewise, some of the semantics thing is an autism thing. Like Chris answering "yes" to "Do you listen to music while drawing?" is an autistic thing. It's sorta like on [[Facebook]] when people would message him after he'd request to be their friend with "Do I know you?" and Chris would say something like "I don't know, I can't read your mind." Autistics tend to have very literal thinking and will fail to see the subtlety of a question, in this case "Do I know you?" is the socially accepted way of saying "Typically, people requesting to be my friend are people I know, and I don't know you. Are we connected in any way?" The "pen is mightier than the sword but more permanent than the pencil" is more of a random access humor thing. In fact, the random access humor is partially based in childish verb puns. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:33, 2 December 2009 (CET)
**The literal answers to questions deal is technically known as a lack of linguistic pragmatism. His fairly flat, unnaturally patterned speaking voice is probably a case of aprosodic speech. I'm mentioning it here because I don't think it matters much to the article, so I'm hesitant to add it (especially as my first edit), but there are attempts at technical terminology here and there. [[User:MaybeNever|MaybeNever]] 03:26, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

==Chris and abstract thinking==
Do you think this could be a "Chris and..." article? There is plenty of evidence that he is NOT an abstract thinker (This would highlight his "Child-like" thinking; children tend be concrete, i.e. literal, in their thinking, Chris is no exception). There's enough evidence of his concrete thinking to make into a separate article. . --[[User:Scarletdragon|Scarletdragon]] 23:21, 2 December, 2009 (CET)
*This is something that could be discussed in the [[autism]] article (and it's already discussed there) since this is really an autism thing. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:44, 2 December 2009 (CET)

== Attempts to sound suave and educated ==

I can't really pin it down (I'm not great at literary analysis), but I've noticed that Chris often attempts to sound like, I dunno, a 19th century upper-middle class English writer. For example, in the email describing his detective work regarding the photo taken at the Game Place, he refers to playing a card game with "a young gentleman." I'm too lazy to search for more examples but perhaps you guys know what I mean. I you agree this is a trait, it should be mentioned either here or in the [[Writing]] article. [[User:Glorious Tentacularity|Glorious Tentacularity]] 06:51, 6 December 2009 (CET)

==Name change==

This article should probably be renamed Chris and Language. What do you think? --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 16:23, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

== Renaming ==

I love how [[Spanish]] starts out and how it works without it being "Chris and Spanish." Perhaps the same should be done with this? thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:45, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

== Sarcasm ==

I think we need a better example for Chris' inability to understand sarcasm. Yeah, he missed the fact that Dan Hibiki is a Joke Character, but you have to remember that Chris is woefully behind the times. Dan wasn't in Street Fighter II, which is probably the last Street Fighter game Chris has even heard of. And that's if Chris has even played Street Fighter. Plus, as of Street Fighter IV, Dan is (supposedly) more of a Lethal Joke Character. A better example would be his interview with Screwattack Europe, where it's pretty obvious that the interviewer is mocking him. --[[User:Edrobot|Edrobot]] 03:14, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

==Some technicalities==

Sorry for being pedantic, but there are a billion links back to the CWCki's page on [[Autism]], but (to me, at least), some of the 'This is a characteristic of Autism' (to paraphrase) statements that are tacked onto the ends of some paragraphs seem like they were added shoddily out of necessity, and thus that the "characteristics" were thought up on the spot. I was tempted to add "citation needed" to one that particularly stood out, but resisted the urge. <s>Also, I don't really know how to word it better, but there are two separate sections that deal with the link between concrete thought and Autism directly, could that not be revised, and perhaps somehow merged/better linked with the Sarcasm section?</s> (Oh, I also *ahem* corrected some of the grammar, to explain my edit on the page...) [[User:Sussuro|Sussuro]] 15:17, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
*Well, I did it myself. If anyone can do any better or is disappoint in my attempt, please go ahead and change it.[[User:Sussuro|Sussuro]] 01:52, 18 August 2010 (PDT)

I have to agree with too many links to autism. it's like some internet meme after everything Chris does that's stupid it's LOL PUT AUTISM LINK HERE. [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 16:48, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

== Repetitive language ==

We all know that Chris uses the exact same fucking terms over and over again, be they CWC-neologisms ("[[Boyfriend-Free Girl]]", "[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]", "[[TRUE and HONEST]]"... you know the rest) or even actual proper terms ("Slanderous mockeries", "mislabeling", "I do not care for", even "crestfallen"), albeit with some slightly modified definitions. I actually found his repetitive use of the word "crestfallen" particularly interesting, since this is not only surprisingly advanced vocabulary, but Chris hasn't exactly used that many variations of the term. This paradoxically indicates both an advanced AND limited vocabulary. Perhaps this is just Chris trying to sound all-grown-up and [[fail]]ing.

Is this notable, or is this just something for the [[Autism]] bin by virtue of the fact that this is just repetitive autistic behavior? --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 03:30, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

:I've had this idea bumping around on my userpage for a long long time. I finally decided to codify it and add it to the page. If this is a crap edit, please revert, but I felt it was worth slipping in.[[User:Sygerrik|Sygerrik]] 01:26, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

== Advertising ==

Hey. I cleared out that part of the article. Fact is, Chris advertises/puts on the advertising voice so rarely, it really didn't feel like it needed its own section. Plus, seeing the incomplete tag sort of breaks the page flow, so you know. [[User:PerilousSquall|PerilousSquall]] 12:41, 13 December 2010 (PST)

Chris and English

2010-12-13T20:39:13Z

PerilousSquall:

[[Image:Writing_guide.PNG|thumb|right|Chris has no idea what this is...]]
[[Image:Englishfordummies.jpg|thumb|right|...nor this.]]
[[Chris]]'s '''[[Wikipedia:English language|English]] skills''', like most other things related to Chris, leave much to be desired. Much of this can be attributed to his [[autism]], which often results in awkward speech patterns.<ref>[http://www.teacch.com/info_primer.html]</ref> He spent years of his childhood mute, and took speech therapy classes at [[James Madison University]]. Strangely, his grasp of English actually appears to have grown weaker as he's become older. This might be due to the fact that he spends more and more time in isolation.

==CWC-isms==
Chris has a tendency to make up his own words for things, then use them with reckless abandon while assuming whoever is reading will be able to understand [[autism|exactly what he means]]. As such, we get terms like "B-dog" and "[[noviophobia]]." He also tends to appropriate existing words, giving them new meanings based entirely on his own skewed logic. This is why, in Chris-speak, [[navy]] isn't a sea-based military force and [[china]] isn't an [[Punchy|Asian]] nation.

In the case of words like "da," Chris might be trying to make a pass at using slang to sound casual and relaxed, but instead, he ends up sounding like a marketing executive grasping desperately for credibility. Other famous [[CWC-isms]] like "[[tobacky]]," "[[niggos]]" and "[[gaybian]]" are the result of a different problem altogether: Chris is a manchild who can't even say out loud the names of objects or concepts which he finds repulsive. The use of these terms is a prime example of his immaturity.

These CWC-isms combine with his [[Speech Impediment|existing speech problems]] and his accent to form what you might call [[Wikipedia:Logorrhea|logorrhea]], literally "word flux." Basically, it's verbal diarrhea: a constant stream of almost-words. Any resemblance to actual English is tenuous at best, especially since his vocabulary is profoundly lacking in the first place.

{{quote|if I could have it my way, I'd make it [[Chris and Reality|illegal and forbidden to have homo Men; women are safe]]. Also, I would have the secondary definition of the word "gay", being Homosexual, REMOVED from the word in the dictionaries, and all instinctions [''sic''] and sayings of the word will ONLY LEGALLY be used to mean HAPPY, as it was originally intended among songs like "Deck the Halls"|Chris, [[IRC (02 January 2009)]]}}

As you can see in the above quote, this abuse of language isn't limited to just the commonplace CWC-isms we've come to know and tolerate. "Instinctions" is a word Chris made up for this passage to sound fancy and smart, which only makes him look like he doesn't know the word "instance." Playing fast and loose with language just further decreases the impact of whatever Chris is trying to say. Also of note is that Chris wants to make it illegal to use a word a certain way, which is [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocritical]], and — quite frankly — [[Creepy stare|creepy]].

His own lexicon, like many other aspects of his personality, demonstrates exactly how self-centered he is. While the whole purpose of language is to express thoughts and ideas to other people, he has managed to turn vocabulary into a brick wall, by crafting a mashed-together lexicon that makes sense only to him.

==Written language==
Chris's writing is a complete mess from top to bottom, to put it lightly.

For starters, he doesn't understand basic syntax and semantics: he uses words in the wrong context, or as incorrect parts of speech, and his grammar is abhorrent. For example, he refers to [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|finger-banging]] as "outtercourse,"<ref>[[Megan Emails, 2008#Chris thinks she was scarred because she doesn't know much about sex]]</ref> which incorrectly replaces the supposed prefix ''in-'' — which leaves ''tercourse'', which is not a word at all — while the correct prefix is ''inter-'', meaning "between." (Incidentally, "outercourse" is an actual colloquialism meaning [[wikipedia:Non-penetrative sex|dry-humping]], not fingering.) Similarly, [[Mailbag 52|the infamous stock reply used to address Mailbag entries]] includes "inputed" as the past participle of ''input''; the correct word is either ''input'' or ''inputted''.<ref>[[wiktionary:input]]</ref>

In addition, he is obviously afraid that whatever he's feeling won't be adequately conveyed through his words, and tries to make up for this by relying on repetition and a distinctive [[BILLY MAYS|ALL CAPS]] style. For similar reasons, he tends to Capitalize Words At Random, Especially nouns and those which hold Importance to the Sentence, or the ones that address Important Abstract Concepts that Chris tries to Systematically Understand on account of finding them too Complex and Mystifying.

{{quote|And the ONLY REASON I have not had sex yet in my lifetime WITH A WOMAN yet, is because the WHOLE TIME, I have been SHY; kept down with the Personal Fear of nearly EVERY Woman I see being Already Paired-Up with a Boyfriend.|Chris proving that he never proofreads. From the CWCipedia article on [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Homosexuality homosexuality].}}

Beyond these basic issues of grammar and capitalization, Chris's writings often lack focus. Much like any six-year-old with ADD, he has trouble concentrating on a single topic for extended periods of time, and he instead veers off topic in order to babble about [[Random Access Humor|whatever is on his mind]]. This practice of writing stream-of-consciousness style, combined with his obvious disinterest in proofreading or otherwise checking over what he's written, inevitably results in a large number of confusing run-on sentences. A single sentence might cover multiple topics, often ones that don't have anything to do with the original subject matter. It gives his writing a rambling, disjointed feeling, and makes it very difficult to understand exactly what his point is. Related is his overuse of semicolons, which are usually used to connect two clauses together without a conjunction, but Chris uses to crudely string together two tangentially-related thoughts into a barely coherent sentence. Chris even uses the semicolon in dialogue where it would normally be considered improper.

{{quote|...while the Movie Women are "Just Characters", [[Rosechu]] is playing as her own "Character" as well. Also, there is MORE THAN ONE Rosechu; Why do you think I've dubbed them respectively "[[Bubbles Rosechu]]", "[[Angelica Rosechu]]", and recently introduced, "[[Lolisa Rosechu]]", of whom her Boyfriend, "[[Jamsta Sonichu]]", was the one who Interviewed [[Blanca]] and her [[Jiggliami]] on Radio Station, [[KCWC]].|Chris, somehow jumping from [[White knight e-mails#September 2008 — Chris denies being fat and sexist|movies not being reality]] to his [[KCWC|imaginary radio station]].}}

It doesn't help that Chris feels it's his obligation to be "[[Honest Content|honest]]", which means that he feels the need to mention irrelevant little details, as anything less would not mean he's not telling the whole truth.

===Spelling===
[[Image:Schu7_Pg1_MeganEdit.JPG|thumb|right|Chris had a chance to correct this spelling mistake during a [[retcon]] of [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], but instead proved he can't spell for shit.]]

One will notice with all the "''sic''"'s scattered around the CWCki, that Chris has trouble with simple spelling. Despite all the other problems with Chris's writing, his poor spelling somehow manages to stand out. He regularly misspells words that should be easy to spell, such as "mies" ([[Sonichu 0|miles]]) and "dood" ([[Sonichu 7|good]]). He seems to have trouble with switching "eni"s for "ein"s, as in "[[seinor prom|seinor]]" (senior) and "geinus" ([[Sonichu 1|genius]]). Sometimes, he seems to spell words phonetically like a grade-school child learning how to read, such as "characiture" (caricature), rather than taking a few seconds to spell-check them in any of the dozens of programs available that would automatically correct his spelling. To put the icing on the cake, he writes "rest assured" as "[[Twitter#17_July_2010|rest-assured]]" as if it were a hyphenated phrase and not an imperative statement.

It was only relatively recently discovered that the term [[Anchuent Prophecy|Anchuent]] is supposed to be a pun, and not just another of Chris's random acts of butchery of the English language — or even a mistake due to the fact that "u" is right next to "i" on the QWERTY keyboard. This largely goes to show that Chris's inability to spell correctly is so persistent that when he ''deliberately'' misspells something, it goes completely unnoticed for ''years''.

===Repetition===
Chris frequently repeats himself verbatim. This is most apparent in his [[Attraction Sign]] but has cropped up in numerous other places. He frequently describes his ideal girl as a "[[boyfriend-free girl]] to make into a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]." This rather clunky phrasing is repeated in almost every iteration of the sign, both online and off. He asserts that his idea of "[[Dating Education|Date ed]]" sounds "[[Sonichu 9|dated]]" on several occasions, and has repeatedly blamed the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]] for his woes. This repetition is not limited to his written communication; for example, he has often described his [[Bob Chandler|father]] as "starting more arguments than flies in a garbage dump", most recently in his [[Father Call|phone conversation with Kacey's father]].

Clearly, something about these exact phrases causes Chris to reuse them over and over, verbatim, when describing the same problem in different conversations and contexts. It's tempting to just blame his [[autism]] for this repetition, which is likely a factor; however, much like his life in general, not all of his failures at communication can be laid at the door of his autism — other possibilities include that:
*Chris struggles to form sentences, and when he does so successfully, he tends to reuse what he knows is a working formula.
*Chris thinks his peculiar constructions are [[Random-access humor|funny]] and uses them to get a laugh, much like his [[Christian's sex joke|one joke]].
*Chris is so lazy that he literally copy/pastes text (or simply copies in the case of non-digital media) from his earlier screeds and manifestos into his new ones.
*Chris is simply so [[Things Chris has ripped off|terminally unimaginative]] that he cannot think of more than one way to express a given idea.
Given what we know about Chris, any or all of the above are possibilities. A large number of the phrases that are collectively known as "[[CWC-isms]]" follow the above pattern.

====Piecemeal language use====

Chris's phrase usage is a deep-seated issue, to the point that it's almost possible to imagine that he copies his phrases from ''somewhere'', even when he hasn't used the phrase previously. People usually learn idioms from other people when they hear them in an appropriate context, but though Chris may experience such a context, he has problems fully understanding the meaning of the phrase. Like most of us, he has obviously learned some phrases from the world around him, and he ''sort-of'' understands what they mean and ''sort of'' uses them in correct context. Despite this, it's as if he just learned the phrases, and, like some foreign English student, is making the first awkward steps towards using them properly. Unlike those curious foreigners, however, Chris isn't worried about getting punched in the face by the natives for abusing beloved idioms.

To an outside observer, many of Chris's phrases almost always appear out of place and tacked-on. This can manifest itself in even very small examples, such as in the video title "[[New Address]]"; the video isn't about any sort of an address change, as the phrase was intended to imply, but rather is an ''address'' to a specific individual, and is ''newly released''. It is akin to a foreigner opening a phrase book, finding the entry "New Address", and saying "OK, that's probably close enough - it's got 'new' and 'address' in it".

For a more blatant example, in the [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], Chris continually demands "Legal, Unmark[ed], Non-consecutive" bills to be mailed to him. He probably thinks it's the sort of thing people ''generally'' say when they want cash mailed to them, without realizing that he has picked this expression up from crime fiction where that kind of phrase is said as part of a ransom demand.<ref>See, for example, the note in ''The Big Lebowski'': "WE HAVE BUNNY. GATHER ONE MILLION DOLLARS IN UNMARKED NON-CONSECUTIVE TWENTIES. AWAIT INSTRUCTIONS. NO FUNNY STUFF."</ref>

==Semantics==
As demonstrated in CWC-isms above, Chris has severe problems understanding the meanings of words (he described the word "benevolent" as sounding "derogatory"<ref>[[Mailbag 5]]</ref> — he might have mixed it up with "belligerent", which means "war-like"), and just about anything even marginally abstract or metaphorical.

===Muddled-up proverbs===
A good demonstration of Chris's lack of understanding of semantics is the fact that he doesn't really understand proverbs and adages; he frequently recites them incorrectly, clearly misses the point, or [[Autism|takes them literally]]. When he comes up with his own, he doesn't exactly try to veil any wisdom in carefully crafted phrases.

Examples of Chrisverbial Wisdom:

* "Those who are unable to, teach."<ref>[[Mumble 4]]</ref>
* "The shaped OBJECT is the BODY of the Item, but the STICKER is the Item's SOUL."<ref>[[Download For Play Only]]</ref>
* "A sound thought is a good thought, unless it is a bad idea."<ref>[[CWCipedia]]</ref>
* "The pen is mightier than the sword, yet it is more permanent than a pencil."<ref>[[CWCipedia]]</ref>

The last example illustrates several problems: "The pen is mightier than the sword" (a phrase originally coined by Edward Bulwer-Lytton, the man who also coined the phrase "It was a dark and stormy night") is, of course, generally regarded as a statement that words can have bigger consequences than violence. Chris doesn't understand this, and tries to somehow interpret this concretely: "pen is more permanent than a pencil." It is also problematic because normally, "A, yet B" is usually a statement by ''contrasts'': "A may be true, but a contrary example B is true as well." Still, Chris fails at explaining why it's so important that pens are more permanent than pencils, and what that has to do with pens and their relative might vis-a-vis swords — the meaning of Chris's proverb remains unclear. He cannot even create simple proverbs like
* "One who has his dick in the peanut butter jar, is fucking nuts."

===Literal interpretation===
Chris is unable to interpret the language other people use at any level other than its literal, surface meaning. He misses the deeper meanings of what others are trying to say to him, and cannot interpret abstract thought or sarcasm. This is known as concrete thought, which can be seen as a symptom of autism.

====Rhetorical comparisons and sarcasm====
Chris cannot interpret rhetorical comparisons. He ignores the point the speaker is trying to make and focuses on the 'exact' meaning of the phrases they use. Examples:<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref>

: '''Kacey's father:''' You know, I think the last book Kacey read was last week. And she reads books like you probably stuff candy down your throat.
: '''Chris:''' Stuff…candy…don't…I stuff vegetables down my throat! I stuff green beans! I stuff broccoli! I stuff corn! I stuff carrots!
: …
: '''Kacey's father:''' I don't know shit about computers and I can do that. I barely even know what a Windows is.
: '''Chris:''' You barely know what a Windows is?
: '''Kacey's father:''' Don't… don't patronize me.
: '''Chris:''' I'm just trying to, I'm just trying to understand what you just said, you say you don't understand Windows?
: '''Kacey's father:''' What I'm trying to say is, I don't know shit about computers and I could figure out how to do that.

In the first example, Chris clearly only hears "You[…] stuff candy down your throat" and interprets the negative tone as an accusation that this is a bad thing, then tries to prove that he does not, in fact, stuff ''candy'' down his throat — just good stuff like vegetables. Because he's threatened, he forgets that this is used as a ''rhetorical comparison'', and thus the original point that the Dad here was trying to make gets lost in sands of time. This is also one of the reasons why conversations with Chris sometimes branch out, lead nowhere, and cause frustration and tears (and tears of mirth for everyone but the two people who are conversing at the time).

As the quote read in [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|Autism Awareness]] video says, autistic people are frequently unable to interpret sarcasm; this is no exception for Chris, who has often been unable to pick up sarcastic comments.

====Questions and suggestions====
Chris's literal interpretation also affects how he answers questions and follows orders or suggestions. He fails to elaborate any of his answers, and cannot distinguish the inferred meanings within the commands and suggestions given to him from their literal meanings. For example:<ref>[[Mailbag 2#In-depth answers|Mailbag 2]]</ref>

: '''Q:''' Do you listen to any music while you draw the comics?
: '''A:''' Yes.

To a normal person, the question that was posed would be interpreted along the lines of "What kind of music — what bands, what musical genres — do you listen while you draw the comics, assuming you listen music at all while drawing the comics? If you listen to the music, why does this particular music help you draw things? If not, do you find music distracting, and why?" but instead, Chris interpreted "Do you listen to any music?" literally as a question that can be answered "yes" or "no." Simply put, he is unable to see ''why'' people are asking specific questions that can be answered yes or no, and unable to elaborate or give rationales for his opinions unless those things are ''specifically'' asked from him. Again, this characteristic is due to his autism, not, as is often perceived, his stupidity.

Another example:<ref>[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]]</ref>
: '''Alec:''' Please stop running away from me.
: '''Chris:''' I'm not running away from you, I'm right here.

This was in response to Chris trying to end the call after an inconvenient discussion.

This also is likely to blame for Chris's second encounter with [[B-Manajerk]]. The previous day, the manager of the [[Wal-Mart]] had banned him from the store. Problem is, they were inside a [[McDonald's]] at the time, and he likely said something along the lines of "Never come to this store again". Chris took this to mean "You are banned from this specific store, the one you and I are standing in right now" and due to this misunderstanding he wound up being chased out of the Wal-Mart.

===Television jargon===
In the ''Sonichu'' comic, Chris also almost consistently uses television terminology instead of comics terminology. This seems to seep into his other language use, too — he urges people to "stay tuned" to see new developments in his [[YouTube]] channel, for example. This may seem innocuous at first, as regular people might use "stay tuned" in non-TV situations (and for cable/satellite TV stations, which do not have a transmission frequency), but in Chris's case, this may be an indication of a bigger issue. Chris refers to himself as "Great Director Chandler"<ref>[[Mailbag 34#...Well, this is disturbing!|Mailbag 34, to Evan]]</ref> (itself a ripoff of [[Excel Saga|Great Director Watanabe]]) and calls alternate versions of his comics "director's cuts."<ref>[[Quizzes#Sonichu Quiz 2|Sonichu Quiz 2]]</ref> [[Sonichu 10]] begins with "Previously..." type of recap of the end of the previous comic. When talking about the comic, he consistently refers to "episodes" rather than chapters. He has used "TV-MA/TV-14/TV-Y7" ratings for certain scenes<ref>[[Sonichu 8]]</ref> and, when this self-imposed rating system later failed to work, he blamed FCC for the messed-up ratings,<ref>[[Mailbag 51#The recent explosion of pornography in TV-Y7 cartoons is not Chris's fault|Mailbag 51]]</ref> even though FCC has no authority over web or print media. He promised a second "season" of the comic — apparently a "reboot" will commence with a "clip show episode" in [[Sonichu 11]].<ref>[[Mailbag 51#A reboot is scheduled|Mailbag 51]]</ref> It is as if he's familiar with only one set of jargon that he then applies to all similar situations, ignoring the fact that most people speak of "comic writers" instead of "directors", "chapters" instead of "episodes", "volumes" instead of "seasons", rate their comics with some rating system that is probably similar to, but not an ''exact duplicate'' of the one used in television — and so on.

It is speculated that the use of jargon stems not from a limited vocabulary, but from Chris's belief that he is [[Chris and reality|actually directing a TV show]].<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu] on CWCipedia. ''"For the sake of the Comic Pages, the marriage has been keep discreet during drawing, coloring and filimg[''sic'']."''</ref> More damningly, he once referred to the comics as an "anime", with himself as director.<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_3/Page_9 Issue 3 Page 9]</ref>

===Other strange points===
Chris seems to cling to trademarks. In [[Mailbag 10]], for example, he specifically says a couple of times that he has saved material on his Memory Stick and Memory Stick Duo. Not "saved on memory card" or just "saved"; people generally don't care ''what'' you save your fanart on, as long as it's saved. Chris, however, wants to be specific: the fan material was saved on a Memory Stick Duo. In the exact same vein, in [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], he even swears with "hand on My Holy New International Version Bible right now", rather than just on ''any'' old Bible he might have had lying around. This can be explained, again, by Chris's [[Autism]], where he is literally describing the specific device that he is using to save, not a generalization.

Chris seems to prefer referring to people using their full names; he almost always refers to himself as "Christian Weston Chandler" or, God forbid, "'Christopher' Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler"— if he's feeling overly formal. This applies to other people, too; for example, in [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts]], he refers to most of the women by their full names. This is yet another autism-related trait.

==Spoken language==
[[Image:Choicevideos.PNG|thumb|300px|Chris's spoken vocabulary.]]
Chris comes off slightly better when speaking, but that's really not saying much. When he addresses the world in one of his many videos, his speech is peppered with vocalized pauses such as "uhh," "hmmm," and "yeah" as he struggles to find the right thing to say. He also tends to stutter and repeat himself.

{{quote|They should have given it perfect- they should have given it five out of five stars... and ten out of ten. Between G4... tee, uh, between G4 and, uh, the [[Wikipedia:Game Informer|Game Informer]].|Chris attempting to convince people that [[Brutal Legend Plus|Brutal Legend]] is worthy of a perfect score.}}

Chris does a better job staying on-topic when speaking than he does while writing, likely because when speaking to a camera or another person, he has a clearer idea of the point he wants to get across. Going off on rambling tangents still occasionally happens, but usually only when Chris is trying to be funny.

{{quote|...even to make his own ass bleed. I mean, that story, it's just about as incredibly fabricated as Donna Tubb's time over at when she had to borrow [[Wikipedia:R. Kelly|R. Kelly]]'s bathroom... [[The Cleveland Show]], new episodes Sun- every Sunday on FOX.|Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|confusing humor with advertising]]}}

While Chris seems to be at least capable of coherent conversation while calm, things go downhill when he's [[Stress|upset]], [[Chris and Anger|enraged]], or [[Autism|confused]]. In particular, his tendency to throw childlike temper tantrums has resulted in some very bizarre outbursts. When angry, Chris still retains his tendency to go off on tangents and be very proper about compulsively giving all of the [[Honest Content|relevant information]], which means that he's often unable to sum his anger up in just a few succinct words.

{{quote|...SO GET IT THROUGH YOUR DAMN FUCKING SKULL AND CALL ME A REAL NAME THAT have God has been given to me and the bear at Regency Square Shopping center, during 1989, YOU DAMN MOCKING BASTARD!|Chris [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|inserting random details into a hissy fit]].}}

Interestingly, comparisons of his vocal patterns offer one of the few signs of actual development that Chris has ever displayed. Consider his earliest videos; his speech was courtly and disjointed, and delivered almost exclusively in short, monotonous bursts:

<center>{{#ev:youtube|xkVhGLz8MKM}}</center>

There are exceptions to this, but these generally consisted of [[List of phrases Chris copied from media|short phrases apparently culled from TV]] (note the change in pitch in the above video when Chris describes himself as "ever so lonesome"). All in all, Chris displayed all the attributes one would expect from an autistic, as well as from someone who is completely unused to talking to people.

Comparisons with the present day show a marked change in Chris's manner of speech:

<center>{{#ev:youtube|akekECv9XCQ}}</center>

Chris may not sound any more naturalistic, but he does show more of a semantic range than he did two years ago. Clues as to why this has occurred can be found in the subject matter of the videos — Chris perhaps now has realized to some extent that he must engage with people on their terms in order to be taken seriously. While this may not be a massive change, it is still heartening to see that the trolling is stirring the emaciated hulk of his dignity into some sort of creaking action. Who knows? In another two years he may have acquired the vocal skills of a child of kindergarten age.

===Idiosyncrasies===
Chris also has a number of idiosyncrasies which appear frequently in his speech. First, the aforementioned disjointed speech patterns, which are broken up by a number of ideological phrases, which crop up with varying regularity but which sound very similar every time he uses them. Listen closely to the way he introduces himself; he is "Chrishinwessonchanler. From Ruckersville Vir-''gin''-ya." Whenever Chris introduces himself, he basically repeats this exact phonetic pattern, including pauses, the rushed and garbled name, and the staccato rhythm of "Virginia". This is of course explainable by his [[autism]], but it is also related to his [[Random Access Humor|sense of humor]], his [[parody|plagiarism]], and his desire for control over those whom he sees as oppressors.

It may also be related to the less often seen idiosyncrasy which causes him to express disgust with a word physically. For example, in the famous [[SingStar Challenge Round 5|Smell Yo Duck]] music video, Chris first avoided saying the word "dick" altogether, and when forced to repeat the video, showed signs of distress bordering on illness. While this is obviously an exaggeration of Chris's feelings, it is notable that he should feel any particular sensation about simple words whatsoever. This reaction raises the possibility that, so long as he is not faking it altogether, Chris may be a [[Wikipedia:Synesthesia|synaesthete]]. There's also the possibility that he has a strong association with a certain word and associates guilt with it, like a child hearing a curse word. Alternatively, it is not stating the ''word'' that is disgusting to Chris, but rather the ''substance'' of the phrase, as it implies that ''he himself'' is [[homos|"smelling someone's dick"]]. Despite this, Chris has no problem hurling curse words (including "dick") at his enemies when in a [[Chris and anger|fit of rage]].

==Chris and profanity==
: ''See also: [[Chris and censorship]]''

At some point in the 2000s, Chris became an enthusiastic user of profanity and vulgar language. According to [[Mimms]], in his early days at [[The GAMe PLACe]] Chris avoided cursing, at least in public, but in more recent years he's lost almost all compunctions in this regard. His videos, blogs, and public pronouncements are full of foul language and obscene references. This is possibly to seem more "adult".

He still holds back in some ways, though. In much of his writing, especially in his comics and on the [[CWCipedia]], Chris shows a strange inclination to censor himself. He regularly uses profanity in his blog entries and Mailbag responses, but the offending words are typically blotted out with asterisks: "D*** that Son Of A B****, Clyde Cash",<ref>[[CWC Blog]], December 2009</ref> for instance, or "BUGS BUNNY WAS NAKED; YOGI BEAR WAS NAKED; WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU?"<ref>[[Mailbag 39]]</ref> (On occasions he varies up his censorship style. [[CWC's Diary]] repeatedly refers to [[Mary Lee Walsh]] as an "XXXXX"; the Xes are clearly meant to stand in for "bitch.") Even relatively mild words such as "damn" and "crap" get the same treatment, which was exploited to hilarious effect in the [[Audiobooks]].

It could be that Chris believes that most of the CWCipedia's audience is comparatively young, and therefore censors his outbursts to protect his imagined fanbase. Another, more complex theory proposes that it's a sign of Chris's stunted maturity level — he wants to use profanity to signify that he's an adult, but he retains a child's guilt and uncertainty about swearing. (The same theory is often floated regarding [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Daveykins David Gonterman], another angry internet cartoonist with an incongruous tendency to censor himself.)

==See also==
*[[Speech Impediment]]
*[[Chris's resume]]
*[[The High School Story]]
*[[Chris and writing]]
*[[Spanish]]
*Anything written on [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page CWCipedia]

==Sauces==
<references/>

{{Chris and}}

[[Category:Chris-chan]]

Virgin with rage

2010-12-08T20:08:23Z

PerilousSquall:

{{quote|Tell me why (I'm stuck as a virgin with rage) Tell me why (I so need a cute girl my age)|[[So Need a Cute Girl]]}}

[[Image:106-FrustratedVirgin.jpg|thumb|[[Autism|WHY?]]]]

'''Virgin with rage''' is [[Chris's]] description of himself, a catch phrase that he has made his very own. Rendered helpless by this condition, his eternal virginity engenders [[stress|frustration]] and [[rage]].

Chris is very self-conscious about being a virgin, and frequently brings up the subject unprompted, even in casual conversation with somebody he has just met. However, after being advised by his parents that it's generally not a good idea to mention that he's a VIRGIN WITH RAGE, he stopped this practice,<ref>[[Chris-Chan_(CWCipedia)#Chris_in_Person_.28From_THEIR_Point_of_View.29]]</ref> one of the few times he has learned from his mistakes.

== Hormonal rage ==
Chris is probably dimly aware of his eventual fate, that he is destined to be a virgin forever. Obviously, this much-repressed sexual drive, combined with the social ineptitude resulting from his [[autism]], means that Chris is ready to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rRi90wfvHI snap] at any point. Only [[mass debating]] keeps Chris from playing ''Counter-Strike'' IRL.

{{quote | Sometimes I would want to touch her shoulder or back, feel her hair or give her a hug. I hold those urges back, because I care about her. And to keep myself from flying crazily off the handle at a random time, I keep my hormones in check at least twice a week by myself. |Chris on [[Megan]], [[Story of My Current Days]]}}

Despite his claims that he was "holding back", the emails with [[Megan]] paint a different picture, describing instances of him doing exactly what he says he wouldn't: touching her hair,{{cite}} touching her shoulder,{{cite}} giving her random and unwanted hugs, etc.<ref>[[Megan Emails, 2008]]</ref><ref>[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Chris_and_Megan]]</ref>

In another instance, Chris attempted to kiss [[Emily]] by surprise, during an unusually generous hug. Thankfully, she was able to avoid it, and left unscarred.<ref>[[Emily#Kiss_fail]]</ref>

Likewise, [[Facebook]] correspondence between Chris and a young man named Joshua Alba revealed this pearl:
{{quote|I've thought of a funny message for a Valentine's Day card. On the outside, "Please Be Mine," and on the inside, "My hormones are slam-banging, and I do not have a woman to put them in."

I am not a sex freak; I'm just lonesome and sometimes horny.|Chris, [[Facebook messages]], 10 January 2010<ref>[[Facebook_messages#Other]]</ref>}}

Alba was doubtlessly traumatized.

==Public references to his virginity==
*"[[So Need a Cute Girl]]", a song which Chris recorded in August [[2003]], features the first known use of the term "virgin with rage."
*Chris's letter to ''Nintendo Power'' about ''[[Sprung]]'' from the spring of 2004 concludes, "So thank you, [[Nintendo]] and Ubisoft, for the dating advice that this frustrated virgin needed."
*The first issue of ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' from [[2004]] featured Chris's poem "[[Saddest Heart in the World]]", where he whines repeatedly about his virginity and repeats some of the lyrics from "So Need a Cute Girl."
*According to an entry in [[CWC's_Diary#September.2C_2004|CWC's Diary]] from September [[2004]], Chris told his "Lonesome Virgin story" to a [[jerkop]] who interrupted his loitering at the mall.
*After he lost [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], Chris sent an angry e-mail to Sony, where he announced "YET NOW I, A FRUSTRATED HIGH-FUNCTIONALLY AUTISTIC 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN, HAVE BEEN BALLZ-BROKEN LIKE I HAVE THROUGH A BIG CHUNK OF MY LIFE IN AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, "[[KICK THE AUTISTIC]]!" *[[sigh]]*"
*Likewise, his [[PSN_Blogs#4_August_2007_.E2.80.94_Adam_Stackhouse.21.21.21|PSN Blog]] update from after losing the contest includes the line "I am a FRUSTRATED, High-Functionally AUTISTIC, 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN."
*In Chris's first video address of the post-[[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] era, [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]], he doesn't actually come out and bluntly announce that he's a virgin. [[CWC's Second Message]], however, hammers the point home. There, Chris calls himself "the innocent, still 26-year-old virgin."
*During his IRC fan chat from [[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction|26 October 2008]], Chris billed his fictitious new girlfriend [[Chloe]] as his "VIRGIN-TAKER."
*Chris's New Year's resolution for [[2009]], announced on [[IRC (02 January 2009)|IRC]]: "Lose my Virginity with a Woman."
*While molesting his blow-up doll in the [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy]] video from 17 [[April 2009]], Chris says, "Ivy, I promise you, I promise you my undying love and devotion, I promise you my heart, my soul, even my virginity..."
*Chris's [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile|Wikipedia profile]] from [[May 2009]] includes multiple references to his virginity.
*In the [[CWC Trollin More]] video from 19 [[July 2009]], Chris announced that he was "still a virgin," retracting one of the more obvious lies in the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video.
*At the end of [[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC]], from 9 [[August 2009]], Chris sums up his achievements in life (including his [[Julie|trip to Ohio]]) and says that "the—only thing—mark that's not been checked yet for a good life is the virgin-breaker."
*One of Chris's posts on the [[Adult Swim posts|Adult Swim forums]] was signed "Lonely Virgin in Virginia, searching for a Sweetheart-Soulmate."
*In the [[Common_Questions#15_January_2010|Common Questions]] from 15 [[January 2010]], a correspondent asked Chris why he was so fixated on sex. He answered, "Oh, I don't know, how about being a Frustrated Virgin?!"
*Chris's [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|plea for sex to Damian Antaria]], uploaded 14 [[March 2010]], features his standard whine about being "a 28-year-old high-functioning autistic virgin."

== Why Chris will never lose his virginity ==
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| video = {{#ev:youtube|hzI-dgGsnFU}}
| Stardate =7 [[September 2009]]
| Maker = danicapayton
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==Sauces==
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== See also ==
* [[Chris and anger]]
* [[Chris and sex]]

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]

Talk:Jackie

2010-12-03T13:18:39Z

PerilousSquall:

{{Not A Forum}}

tl;dr: This woman decided to contact us and wants to tell other women not to go out with chris. she doesn't know how the wiki shit works so just like...i'm handling it for now. so yeah. okay. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 04:23, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

and apparently now she's back with chris for some reason. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 14:35, 13 September 2010 (PDT)

: I'm assuming this is the same woman as in the Jackie e-mails, right? - [[User:Boop|Boop]] 15:24, 13 September 2010 (PDT)

Wasn't the Jackie page deleted sometime ago between the 6th and now while we were trying to figure it out. Or am I forgetting the origonal name? --[[User:SerenityMoonstone|SerenityMoonstone]] 21:37, 13 September 2010.

I thought that listing the last name was a no-no after the Wallflower incident. Is this something that should be taken out or are we going to leave it up this time? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 19:10, 13 September 2010 (PDT)

You have to remember that The Wallflower herself requested to take her name down of the site - all the other names e.g. Megan Schroeder are still there --[[User:Maximilian Graves|Maximilian Graves]] 19:14, 13 September 2010 (PDT)

== STOP BEING RETARDS ==

Damn slow-in-the-minds. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 09:52, 17 September 2010 (PDT)
* Seconded. --[[User:Clydec|Scruffy Clyde]]

== Typo/Error? ==

"Furthermore, he uploaded a ModNation character generically named 'Sweetheart', which was discussed to be another Chloe or Wallflower."

Shouldn't it be Lovely Weather instead of The Wallflower, since The Wallflower actually turned out to exist? -[[User:Dillon627|Dillon627]] 18:09, 13 October 2010 (PDT)

*I think what they meant by Wallflower is that the sweetheart is someone Chris thinks he's dating. It looks fine to me. --[[User:MissRadioactive|MissRadioactive]] 23:00, 13 October 2010 (PDT)

==Jackie's Hooke Cafe profile==
Is the whole copy of her profile really necessary, I think we should take it down and give the abridged version (just the facts that relate to chris)--[[User:CaseHa|CaseHa]] 10:21, 28 October 2010 (PDT)
:Yes it is necessary. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 12:30, 28 October 2010 (PDT)

==Status of Relationship==
So, it seems that they've broken up, with Chris LEAVAN INTERNETS and the pleading video about her not leaving him, but the reasons are still unclear. Maybe we should put up a detail about the end of this relationship for some clarity? Until we get some more evidence, that is. [[User:PerilousSquall|PerilousSquall]] 07:43, 25 November 2010 (PST)

*Nevermind, Jackie is awesome. [[User:PerilousSquall|PerilousSquall]] 05:18, 3 December 2010 (PST)

Talk:Jackie

2010-11-25T15:43:42Z

PerilousSquall:

Talk:Jackie Chat 9

2010-11-21T16:13:46Z

PerilousSquall: /* Changes */ new section

==Chris’ craigslist ad==
If you’re looking for it, [http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/tag/2007011557.html it’s right here]. --[[User:Riley_Martin|'''Uhh… this is Riley Martin.''' O-Qua Tangin Wann]] 17:58, 8 November 2010 (PST)
: Other links: [http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/tag/2007007114.html] [http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/tag/2007004809.html] [http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/tag/2007000282.html] [http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/tag/2006998996.html] --[[User:Riley_Martin|'''Uhh… this is Riley Martin.''' O-Qua Tangin Wann]] 18:03, 8 November 2010 (PST)

== Changes ==

Hey, I cleaned up the article, separating overview and the chat, adding a summary of events, as well. Feel free to change anything! [[User:PerilousSquall|PerilousSquall]] 08:13, 21 November 2010 (PST)

Jackie Chat 9

2010-11-21T16:12:05Z

PerilousSquall:

This chat took place on 20 [[October 2010]]. Highlights of this chat are [[Chris]] recollecting a story about getting punched in the face by a [[niggo]] and [[Fail|crying on the way home on the school bus]], then discussing [[dirty, crapped briefs]], and proceeding to actually shit himself during the conversation. He thinks that it signifies a [[Chris_and_Religion|psychic link]] between him and [[Jackie]]. Unsurprisingly, Chris believes soiling himself to be a romantic gesture of [[love]].

=Summary=
*Chris is terrible with computer care, turning his computer on and off for hours before it's in working order.
*Jackie grills Chris about his [[List of Chris's games|library of games]]. Unsurprisingly, he hasn't played many of them, yet won't part with them no matter what.
*Chris and Jackie have a long conversation about [[eBay]] and Craigslist. Chris refuses to budge on selling details, much to Jackie's chagrin.
*The two speak about bullying. According to Chris, his experience with bullies amounts to people saying "Sonic is dead" and a single punch. Chris rode the short bus.
*Jackie spoke with God last night, revealing God never spoke to Chris at all about the [[monthly tugboat]].
*As the conversation switches to jobs, Chris makes excuses blaming his shitty computer for him not being able to go get one. Chris stubbornly remains jobless.
*Jackie asks Chris about his DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS. Chris, in all his [[honesty]], goes at length about the subject, revealing to her that he has a ''psychic connection'' regarding his shit. Chris apparently crapped himself when it was brought up in conversation.
*Chris leaves the chat to clean himself up, the conversation ends on a creepy note.

==The chat with Jackie==

[7:20 pm] '''CWC:'''
Hey-Hey. :) h 
[7:20 pm] '''CWC:'''
CWC (ChrisChanSonichu) is offline 7:20 pm 
[7:20 pm] '''CWC:'''
IMs are delivered when the buddy signs in. Send CWC (ChrisChanSonichu) a text message 
[7:20 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
hi! 
[7:21 pm] '''CWC:'''
I'm happy to back here with you again. How are you? 
[7:21 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i'm doing okay. 
[7:21 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
still lots of homework 
[7:21 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yolu? 
[7:21 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you? 
[7:22 pm] '''CWC:'''
That's understandable. I'm okay too. 
[7:23 pm] '''CWC:'''
The computer maintenance the past weekend was quite enduring. 
[7:23 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yeah, what exactly did you do to fix it? 
[7:24 pm] '''CWC:'''
I even went inside the XP tower to try changing the wire link between the motherboard and the HDD to see if that would work; nothing. 
[7:24 pm] '''CWC:'''
And I got advice from the dude at PC Pro; I am not an expert on circuitry, so I wouldn't be able to make an eyeball analysis looking at the motherboard. 
[7:25 pm] '''CWC:'''
And the PC I brought up from downstairs was damn slow, but it did power up like normal, and I was forced to use the dial-up modem; it did not have an ethernet port. 
[7:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so what fixed it? 
[7:27 pm] '''CWC:'''
In the end, I was able to boot it up after just less than 20 power ons and offs last night; its problem still was not isolated, but at least it is on, and until it is forced off, it seems to stay on good. 
[7:27 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so you just kept pushing the power button over and over til it worked? 
[7:27 pm] '''CWC:'''
Plus, changing the screensaver may have helped; I had a theory behind the past screensaver app. 
[7:27 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
wow, thats a lot of work 
[7:27 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes. 
[7:27 pm] '''CWC:'''
especially when going hour after hour after hour doing so. 
[7:27 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
didnt you say you could just buy a new motherboard for $80? 
[7:28 pm] '''CWC:'''
I just count it as a major blessing that it'll run for until when I can get a new computer. 
[7:28 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes, but Samantha discourages the replacement and keeping the money towards the new computer. 
[7:28 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yeah, thats a good idea 
[7:28 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
replacing the motherboard will only slightly delay the problem 
[7:28 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so how much have you saved for it now? 
[7:29 pm] '''CWC:'''
she considers the motherboard replacement a gamble. yes, you got it right there. 
[7:30 pm] '''CWC:'''
Still only the 20 in the bank at the moment, and I am still looking for a job, and I am going to put the zords up for auction on [[eBay]] later tonight. 
[7:30 pm] '''CWC:'''
I am still deciding which game and dvd titles to add to the queue. 
[7:30 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
didnt you already put the zords up on craigslist? 
[7:30 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
no takers? 
[7:30 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you should put up those modnation [[games]]. you dont play those anymore right? 
[7:31 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes, no takers. I figured I'd have a better chance on eBay. 
[7:31 pm] '''CWC:'''
No, I still play [[ModNation Racers]], [[LittleBiGPlanet]] and [[Guitar Hero]]es. 
[7:31 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well what games for the [[PS3]] don't you play? 
[7:32 pm] '''CWC:'''
That's what I am deciding with myself about. 
[7:32 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
no, i asked which ones you dont play anymore 
[7:32 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you have so many, you cant possibly play them all regularly 
[7:32 pm] '''CWC:'''
right now, I can't say, because I can't name all of them off the top of my head right now. 
[7:33 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well there you go, thats your answer right there 
[7:33 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
look at your shelf full of games. the ones you couldnt remember the names of? sell them, you obviously dont need those 
[7:33 pm] '''CWC:'''
but I am deciding based on which I would know that I would or would not play again within the next year. 
[7:33 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
if you dont even remember owning them, then you dont need them 
[7:33 pm] '''CWC:'''
I DO remember owning them. 
[7:33 pm] '''CWC:'''
And I have a photographic memory of the collection. 
[7:34 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
? 
[7:34 pm] '''CWC:'''
one at a time, I can list what I have in that collection. 
[7:34 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you just told me you dont remember them all. 
[7:34 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
thats not photographic memory 
[7:34 pm] '''CWC:'''
I told you I could not remember them all at once, but give me a spot of time, I can list them all. 
[7:35 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, thats beside the point. if a game is insignificant enough to you that you need to think about it before even remembering that you own it, then get rid of it 
[7:35 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ipso facto. 
[7:35 pm] '''CWC:'''
Anyway, I am still deciding one by one, title by title. 
[7:36 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i simplified it. the ones you dont remember right away, get rid of them 
[7:36 pm] '''CWC:'''
But I promise you that I will have some of them listed on ebay before the week's end. 
[7:36 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
hey, speaking of modnation racers, why do you have two copies of it? 
[7:36 pm] '''CWC:'''
you're referring to the ONE PS3 version and the ONE [[PSP]] version. 
[7:36 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
right. the same game, for two systems 
[7:36 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
plus, dont you have the game of the year edition too? 
[7:36 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so thats actually three copies of the game. 
[7:38 pm] '''CWC:'''
The GOTY Edition of ModNation Racers is NON-Existent at the moment, so that is an unjust assumption. 
[7:38 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh. 
[7:38 pm] '''CWC:'''
And when I hear of the GOTY Edition of MNR, I will do the research of comparing the original version to the GOTY Edition. 
[7:39 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well you have so many other GOTY games i lose track 
[7:39 pm] '''CWC:'''
-Will the Original Game Save carry over to the GOTY Edition? -What are its new Features? etc, etc, etc. 
[7:39 pm] '''CWC:'''
I only have a FEW GOTY games. 
[7:39 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i'm pretty sure the GOTY edition will just be the same game, but with DLC 
[7:40 pm] '''CWC:'''
Anyway, after considering those facts, and decisions, I then will decide rather or not to Trade in the older game disc toward the GOTY Edition. 
[7:40 pm] '''CWC:'''
LittleBiGPlanet was a worth-while upgrade from Original to GOTY. 
[7:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but Little big planet was just the same game, but with DLC 
[7:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but you already had all the DLC so you didnt get anything new 
[7:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you just paid $60 for something you already had 
[7:41 pm] '''CWC:'''
Actually, there was NEW stuff on there aside from DLC. 
[7:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so you paid $60 for a small bundle of new DLC 
[7:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
? 
[7:41 pm] '''CWC:'''
There is also additional levels; TOP Level choices that were published on the network beforehand to make it onto the GOTY disc. 
[7:41 pm] '''CWC:'''
And more additional features that were not on the original disc. 
[7:42 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
levels you could have downloaded for free from the server 
[7:42 pm] '''CWC:'''
Not really; Most Levels you can only PLAY from the Server; Most Likely, they are NOT Opted for being Downloadable. 
[7:42 pm] '''CWC:'''
Like, originally, ALL of my Published levels were Opted OUT of being Downloadable; ONLY Playable. 
[7:43 pm] '''CWC:'''
You would have to be Logged Onto the PSN in order to Play Them. 
[7:43 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
why do you need to own them if you can play them? 
[7:43 pm] '''CWC:'''
But later, I decided to Share them better by Opting them all into being Downloadable. 
[7:43 pm] '''CWC:'''
Let me put it this way... 
[7:43 pm] '''CWC:'''
Supposing you were playing LBP, and you found a Fashionable Level that you Enjoyed very much on the Server. 
[7:45 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i wouldnt pay $60 for it 
[7:45 pm] '''CWC:'''
But , the Creator of that level did not Opt in for that level to be Downloadable. 
[7:45 pm] '''CWC:'''
You can't take it with you to play Offline. 
[7:45 pm] '''CWC:'''
Like a dress you borrowed or rented; you can not keep it forever; you Have to return it. 
[7:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
... 
[7:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you dont need it in the first place 
[7:48 pm] '''CWC:'''
I have a headache... 
[7:48 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you should take some aspirin. 
[7:48 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but back to my original question. why do you need two versions of modnation? 
[7:49 pm] '''CWC:'''
I have not tried the PSP version, and I was curious after playing the PS3 version, and I had the theory of linking the two to unlock stuff; there wasn't. On that, I will put the PSP version on eBay. 
[7:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you bought a game, but didnt even bother to play it. 
[7:50 pm] '''CWC:'''
I DID Play it. 
[7:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you JUST SAID "I have not tried the PSP version" 
[7:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
the text is so recent its still in my view, i dont have to scroll up 
[7:50 pm] '''CWC:'''
Not only no unlocked content, but the gameplay was not as easy or swift as on PS3. 
[7:50 pm] '''CWC:'''
I had not played it BEFORE Purchasing it then. 
[7:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh. well you said "i have not tried", that implies present tense 
[7:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but anyway 
[7:51 pm] '''CWC:'''
I can understand the misinterpretation. 
[7:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
its not a misinterpretation. i didnt misinterpret 
[7:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you misspoke 
[7:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
difference 
[7:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
okay, I misspoke 
[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but anyway, how much do you think you can get for your [[Power Rangers|zordon rangers]]? 
[7:53 pm] '''CWC:'''
did you watch the revamped pregnant act video I uploaded? 
[7:53 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yes i did. thank you for doing it so quickly! 
[7:53 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
looked much better in good light. 
[7:53 pm] '''CWC:'''
I'd say for the megazords, 20 to 50; depending on the bidding war. 
[7:53 pm] '''CWC:'''
:) h 
[7:53 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
have you looked up the relative worths of those [[toys]]? 
[7:53 pm] '''CWC:'''
*20 to 50 each 
[7:54 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you're selling mint in the box? never opened? 
[7:54 pm] '''CWC:'''
well, the Megazords are mostly in their original boxes with Styrofoam lining; excellent condition. 
[7:54 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
if they were out of the box, they'd probably bring $10, max 
[7:54 pm] '''CWC:'''
No, I have taken them OUT of their boxes for play. 
[7:54 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh... 
[7:54 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
thats too bad. 
[7:54 pm] '''CWC:'''
I stored them in their boxes during non-play. 
[7:54 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but you opened them 
[7:54 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
thats what matters to collectors 
[7:55 pm] '''CWC:'''
It doesn't matter; Collectors will still get all of the original parts anyway; still a good value, even though Mint Condition is better. 
[7:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yes it does matter. 
[7:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
collectors want things that have never been opened. 
[7:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
the value is drastically lowered if an item is opened. thats just the way collecting works 
[7:56 pm] '''CWC:'''
ONLY if they can get them never opened; most of the time, that is not the case. 
[7:56 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
no... 
[7:56 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you're not hearing me 
[7:56 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
if its been opened, its worth less. thats all there is to it 
[7:56 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes, MINT, they'd be worth probably in the hundreds to thousands. 
[7:56 pm] '''CWC:'''
Which is why I state realistically that I'd probably get 20 to 50 each now. 
[7:57 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
if i went to a restaurant and ordered a $50 steak, but they were out, do you think i'd still pay the $50 for a cheeseburger? 
[7:57 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
thats not how supply and demand works 
[7:57 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
just because a collector might not be able to find a mint item doesnt mean he'll pay mint prices for an open and used item 
[7:57 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
realistically, you'll be lucky if you get $5-$10. 
[7:58 pm] '''CWC:'''
Which is why I'm NOT asking for Mint Prices. 
[7:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
those toys are not worth hundreds of dollars 
[7:58 pm] '''CWC:'''
I'm not asking for Hundreds. 
[7:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you are asking mint prices. 
[7:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
$50 is mint price for a toy like that 
[7:58 pm] '''CWC:'''
per zord 
[7:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
how many offers have you gotten? 
[7:58 pm] '''CWC:'''
over a decade ago. 
[7:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
NO 
[7:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
how can you know what mint price is if you havent done any research? you're just assuming mint price is hundreds 
[7:59 pm] '''CWC:'''
Years have gone by; they would be worth MORE than that now in Mint. 
[7:59 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but they are NOT mint 
[7:59 pm] '''CWC:'''
I did not say they were mint. 
[7:59 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
my question stands. how can you just assume that when you've done no research on the market 
[8:00 pm] '''CWC:'''
I have had past experience in that area in the [[pokemon]] [[cards]]. 
[8:00 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
pokemon cards are not zordon ranger toys. 
[8:00 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
to collectors, they are two totally different things. 
[8:01 pm] '''CWC:'''
I've seen an Original First Edition Base Set Charizard card over a hundred dollars in 1999; now it would be worth probably 500 to 1000 
[8:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
http://cgi.ebay.com/mighty-morphin-power-rangers-shogun-megazord-/200531237867?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2eb097dbeb 
[8:01 pm] '''CWC:'''
I was giving you an example. 
[8:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
thats a link to an opened zordon toy. 
[8:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
its $5.50 
[8:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
plus, not everything gets more expensive with age. 
[8:02 pm] '''CWC:'''
give it more time towards its closing time; there will be more and more bids for greater prices. 
[8:02 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
doubtful 
[8:02 pm] '''CWC:'''
it still has over a day left. 
[8:02 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you're counting on that like its certainty. 
[8:02 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you're just assuming that the price will skyrocket 
[8:02 pm] '''CWC:'''
I have seen it happen. 
[8:02 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
not every time 
[8:02 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
not every time 
[8:02 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
just because you see it once does not mean it is reliable as a certainty 
[8:03 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes, but it IS possible. 
[8:02 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
... 
[8:03 pm] '''CWC:'''
Not once; multiple times. 
[8:03 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
that doesnt mean you should get your hopes up. 
[8:03 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you seem to be counting on getting hundreds of dollars from this 
[8:03 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i ask again: how many offers have you got 
[8:03 pm] '''CWC:'''
I'm hoping for over one hundred in all. 
[8:03 pm] '''CWC:'''
none. 
[8:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
look at this 
[8:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
http://www.megavideo.com/?d=2M42JXJJ 
[8:04 pm] '''CWC:'''
because they're looking more often on eBay; not craigslist. 
[8:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
a guy thought he was going to get tons of money for some zordon ranger toy, but he was really disappointed. 
[8:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
?? 
[8:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
people use craigslist 
[8:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
people buy things all the time from craigslist 
[8:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i'm sure plenty of people have seen your ad 
[8:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but anyway 
[8:05 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i noticed on your craigslist ad that you said something like, "all sales are final and non-negotiable, unless i get a better offer" 
[8:05 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what did you mean by that? 
[8:06 pm] '''CWC:'''
I meant one person may make the offer for the asking price, but then someone else may come along and offer more. 
[8:06 pm] '''CWC:'''
I guess I could have worded that better. 
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so if you said you would do the deal with one buyer for, say, $20, and someone else then offered $40, you would honor the $20 right? 
[8:07 pm] '''CWC:'''
no, I'd take the 40, unless the first guy can offer more. 
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but you said all sales are non-negotiable. 
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but i guess that doesnt make sense anyway. why would someone offer more money if you've already got a listing price? 
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
it probably wouldnt come up. 
[8:08 pm] '''CWC:'''
I get it, I could have worded that statement better. 
[8:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i have a headache. 
[8:08 pm] '''CWC:'''
I'll give you a moment, while I fix the statements. 
[8:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
no im fine 
[8:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
dont go anywhere 
[8:09 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
hey, tell me more about the bullies you dealt with in school. 
[8:09 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
we touched on that subject when we talked about your school days, but i dont think we got very far into it 
[8:09 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
are you there? 
[8:12 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
:-! 
[8:14 pm] '''CWC:'''
I'm back 
[8:13 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
okay. 
[8:14 pm] '''CWC:'''
I've just edited all of the zord listings; replacing the statement in question with the following... 
[8:14 pm] '''CWC:'''
Item is subject for negotiation for better offers. No refunds after purchase. 
[8:14 pm] '''CWC:'''
is that better? 
[8:14 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
sounds good enough. 
[8:15 pm] '''CWC:'''
thank you. 
[8:15 pm] '''CWC:'''
okay, school bullies... 
[8:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
[[education|from elementary, to middle, to high school, to college]] 
[8:16 pm] '''CWC:'''
Mostly, I only had bullies who would not hurt me physically; they only would approach me and say "[[Sonic]]'s [[Dead]]". Then I'd respond, "No, he is not. 
[8:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
any you've dealt with 
[8:16 pm] '''CWC:'''
this happened in Middle School. 
[8:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
they just said "sonic is dead" 
[8:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
? 
[8:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
weird 
[8:17 pm] '''CWC:'''
It happened a lot 
[8:17 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes. 
[8:17 pm] '''CWC:'''
they were referring to Sonic the Hedgehog, of course. 
[8:17 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
why would they say that? 
[8:17 pm] '''CWC:'''
just to get on my nerves. 
[8:17 pm] '''CWC:'''
which they did back then. 
[8:17 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but why sonic? i know you like sonic games, but it seems a weird way to get to you 
[8:18 pm] '''CWC:'''
Then Mrs. Sanford taught me not to let other people keep pressing my buttons. 
[8:17 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what did you do in response to them? 
[8:18 pm] '''CWC:'''
I am a BIG Sonic Fan. 
[8:18 pm] '''CWC:'''
I'd shout back, "No, he is not." 
[8:18 pm] '''CWC:'''
and then the bullies would wander off on their way. 
[8:18 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i always wondered if tails was [[gay]]. 
[8:18 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
did they bully you in any other ways? 
[8:19 pm] '''CWC:'''
no. 
[8:19 pm] '''CWC:'''
No, Tails is straight. 
[8:19 pm] '''CWC:'''
Although, interestingly, in early concept of the character, the Tails character was a girl, but they later decided to make him a boy. 
[8:19 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
hmm. well, whatever. anyway, did they bully you in any other ways? 
[8:20 pm] '''CWC:'''
no, they did not. 
[8:20 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what about other bullies? 
[8:20 pm] '''CWC:'''
In [[High School]], there were a few instances of bullies throwing change at me and I'd pick up the change. 
[8:20 pm] '''CWC:'''
then they'd laugh. 
[8:20 pm] '''CWC:'''
stupid. 
[8:21 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
why did you pick up the change? 
[8:21 pm] '''CWC:'''
DUH. I mean, you'd see a penny on the ground in your path, you'd pick it up and keep it for later spending, wouldn't you? 
[8:21 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but they were laughing at you. 
[8:22 pm] '''CWC:'''
it's still money. 
[8:22 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
do you pick up change wherever you see it? 
[8:22 pm] '''CWC:'''
and their loss for throwing it away so recklessly. 
[8:22 pm] '''CWC:'''
why not? 
[8:22 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
where do you do this? 
[8:23 pm] '''CWC:'''
on the ground; not from within something like a register, of course. 
[8:23 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well i assumed you werent picking it up from the ceiling. 
[8:23 pm] '''CWC:'''
Come on, it is lost change; it happens everywhere. 
[8:23 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
any specific examples? 
[8:23 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i get weirded out by picking up things off the ground. you never know where its been 
[8:24 pm] '''CWC:'''
Well, recently, I picked up a dime off the floor of [[Fashion Square]]. 
[8:24 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ah. 
[8:24 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well 
[8:24 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
did you get bullied in [[college]] at all? 
[8:24 pm] '''CWC:'''
no. 
[8:24 pm] '''CWC:'''
there was another thing from High School I was going to tell you of. 
[8:24 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh? 
[8:25 pm] '''CWC:'''
the small instance where this [[black]] girl was slapping my butt as she passed; it did not last long, I turned her in to the assistant principal, and the problem was resolved. 
[8:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ah. 
[8:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what about on the school bus? thats a common place for kids to get teased 
[8:27 pm] '''CWC:'''
on the school bus in High School, I usually sat in the front by the door. for some stupid reason, this black boy wanted to beat me out of the door, and it was some silly race to be the first out. 
[8:27 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so he just raced out the door? doesnt sound so bad 
[8:27 pm] '''CWC:'''
One day, he punched me; I did not punch back, but he broke my [[glasses]] that day. 
[8:27 pm] '''CWC:'''
it was a hard punch. 
[8:27 pm] '''CWC:'''
I didn't bleed, fortunately. 
[8:27 pm] '''CWC:'''
but I was hurt. 
[8:27 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, everyone gets punched in school, thats nothing 
[8:28 pm] '''CWC:'''
and I cried on the way home that day. 
[8:28 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but did anything happen because of the event? 
[8:28 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
how old were you when that happened? 
[8:28 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
like 11 or 12? 
[8:28 pm] '''CWC:'''
I got demoted from the Regular school bus to the freakin' Handicapped, Special-Ed bus. 
[8:28 pm] '''CWC:'''
15 
[8:29 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i see. 
[8:29 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
anything happen on the [[autistic]] bus? 
[8:30 pm] '''CWC:'''
I did not get bullied, but I did get freaked out by the one or two mentally handicapped individuals. 
[8:30 pm] '''CWC:'''
One of which was a stuttering, groaning [[slow_in_the_minds|slow-minded individual]]. He sat two seats behind me; he reached over one time and hit me on the back of my head. 
[8:30 pm] '''CWC:'''
I don't know what the hell he was thinking at that time, but I did not appreciate it. 
[8:31 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
sometimes autistic kids like that can be kind of beligerent 
[8:31 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
thats too bad. 
[8:32 pm] '''CWC:'''
he was not autistic. 
[8:32 pm] '''CWC:'''
He was mentally challenged. 
[8:32 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
autism is a mental challenge, isnt it? 
[8:32 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
arent you mentally challenged? 
[8:32 pm] '''CWC:'''
there are a Number of Varieties of Mental Problems. 
[8:32 pm] '''CWC:'''
Not so much; I am High-Functioning, and most of the time I think at a normal speed, but sometimes I do feel like I'm thinking slow, or I'm not quick-witty. 
[8:33 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so, yes. you are mentally challenged then. 
[8:34 pm] '''CWC:'''
That individual was NOT autistic. 
[8:34 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
are you sure? 
[8:34 pm] '''CWC:'''
on the social aspect, and few retarded moments, yes. 
[8:34 pm] '''CWC:'''
and Yes, I am sure. 
[8:34 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
how do you know? 
[8:34 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
did you ever talk to him? 
[8:34 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you know, sometimes kids like that are really [[masturbating]]. if you couldn't see his other hand, maybe he was beating his meat. what do you think 
[8:35 pm] '''CWC:'''
His older brother, who was Normal-Minded told me. 
[8:35 pm] '''CWC:'''
ON A SCHOOL [[George W. Bush|BUSH]]?!!!! 
[8:35 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yes, it happens. 
[8:35 pm] '''CWC:'''
You have got to be kidding me. 
[8:35 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
a lot 
[8:35 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
especially with retards. 
[8:35 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
they just cant keep their own hands off themselves sometimes 
[8:36 pm] '''CWC:'''
He was not masturbating; his older brother was there, and that retard did not have his zipper down. 
[8:36 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
OH!!!! 
[8:36 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i forgot to tell you. 
[8:37 pm] '''CWC:'''
yeah? 
[8:37 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
[[God]] answered my prayer last night while i was sleeping!! 
[8:37 pm] '''CWC:'''
really? 
[8:37 pm] '''CWC:'''
what happened? 
[8:37 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i couldnt really see anything, since it was dark and my eyes were closed. 
[8:37 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but god came onto me and revealed to me that he never spoke to you regarding the [[tugboat]]. 
[8:37 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
he said he didnt know who you had been talking to. 
[8:38 pm] '''CWC:'''
interesting. 
[8:38 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yeah. good thing i double-checked with God 
[8:38 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so speaking of that, have you thought any more about the tugboat question? 
[8:40 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes I have thought more about it, and the only answer I can give you for why I would need the tugboat is to pay my father what I owe him, do what I need to do or want to do, until when I can finally get a [[job]], which I am still working on. 
[8:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well... 
[8:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what you "want" to do isnt a justification 
[8:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so keep that in mind as you keep thinking on it. 
[8:41 pm] '''CWC:'''
noted. 
[8:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
thats why its good that you're applying at so many places. 
[8:41 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes 
[8:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
how many have you applied to this week? 
[8:42 pm] '''CWC:'''
so far, just Best Buy and reapply at [[Wal-Mart]]. 
[8:42 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i see. 
[8:43 pm] '''CWC:'''
I've been seriously busy with the computer problems the past week; it was hard for me to think about the job hunt at the times. 
[8:43 pm] '''CWC:'''
especially when I could not get to the websites. 
[8:43 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
thats not an excuse really. you could go apply at places in person 
[8:44 pm] '''CWC:'''
And I've tried on the browser on my console; wouldn't load, needed a new flash app or something. 
[8:43 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
it probably would have made you feel better to step away from the computer for a while and go do something else productive. 
[8:44 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes, but that would have used gas, and with the price of gas these days, write your own punchline. 
[8:44 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes. 
[8:44 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
dont you drive to go to get fast food and the mall anyway 
[8:45 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes, but not everyday. 
[8:45 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so you couldnt have one or two days of driving to a bunch of places to apply? 
[8:45 pm] '''CWC:'''
I will consider that this week, now that I have this computer running again. 
[8:45 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
your computer shouldnt have anything to do with it 
[8:45 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you know, there are always going to be some kind of problem or imperfection. just because your computer conks out, or something else stressful happens, doesnt mean you can just drop all other responsibilities. 
[8:46 pm] '''CWC:'''
Well, I've been also concerned with getting back onto the AIM to talk with you and reformatting and uploading the [[videos]] I've recorded over the past weekend. 
[8:46 pm] '''CWC:'''
I understand, but my mind can only think about so much at one time. 
[8:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
... 
[8:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, whatever 
[8:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
hey, i had a question 
[8:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what is this "[[dirty crapped briefs]]" thing i've read about on the [[cwcki]]? 
[8:49 pm] '''CWC:'''
oh. in the past, I have literally crapped my underpants; for years now, that has happened a lot less. 
[8:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
how often does it happen now? 
[8:49 pm] '''CWC:'''
Mostly, it happens from stress. 
[8:50 pm] '''CWC:'''
not often. 
[8:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
like, how often 
[8:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
when was the most recent time? 
[8:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i wont judge you, i'd just like to know. 
[8:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
dont feel embarrassed 
[8:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i had a cousin who had a similar problem. 
[8:51 pm] '''CWC:'''
it depends on a) knowing it's going to happen beforehand with the common signs. b) if I can make it to the bathroom in time. c) it may happen without me knowing it; painless. d) a mistaken fart that turned out to be a crap. 
[8:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
actually, for the most recent time, and when you brought it up, it is like our minds are synced... 
[8:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh? 
[8:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what do you mean, when was it? 
[8:53 pm] '''CWC:'''
you brought it up a few minutes ago in the question... 
[8:53 pm] '''CWC:'''
I'm sitting in a dirty pair right now. 
[8:53 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you just did it this conversation? 
[8:53 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i must be psychic or something. 
[8:54 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what triggered it? 
[8:54 pm] '''CWC:'''
like 5 minutes ago, I think; it happened painlessly, and I did not notice it until I resituated myself in my seat. 
[8:54 pm] '''CWC:'''
probably stress from an earlier topic. 
[8:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
how often, when you change your underwear, are they dirty as such? 
[8:56 pm] '''CWC:'''
let's just say you and I have some sort of psychic link; as you recall, there have been a few moments before when it has happened between us. 
[8:56 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
aw, thats romantic. 
[8:57 pm] '''CWC:'''
dirty, yes, but sometimes it may actually be just having the poo in my butt, and it hadn't touched my underpants; at those times, they're stainless. 
[8:57 pm] '''CWC:'''
romantic, yes, but at the moment right now... I feel the need to put it to question. LOL 
[8:57 pm] '''CWC:'''
If I may, I'll let you go for now, so I can take care of myself. 
[8:57 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
8-) 
[8:57 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
okay, i can talk to you later. go clean yourself up 
[8:58 pm] '''CWC:'''
I'll TTY Thursday night. 
[8:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
thursday sounds good! 
[8:58 pm] '''CWC:'''
I appreciate your understanding. 
[8:58 pm] '''CWC:'''
I Love You. 
[8:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
its ok. 
[8:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
luv you too 
[8:58 pm] '''CWC:'''
:-* h 
[8:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
:-D 
[8:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
goodnight! 
[8:58 pm] '''CWC:'''
bye for now. 

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Talk:FullHouse

2010-11-17T19:27:19Z

PerilousSquall:

god he really sucks at this.

i can't even tell what he's trying to sing for much of the song. AND HE DIDNT EVEN DO THE SHOOBEDYBOPBOPBOP AAAAFDSKAL;DHFI;DSAFJDS someone else decipher plz tia. good news is now ALL THE NEW VIDS ARE FINALLY ORGANIZED YAAAAAAY--This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 15:36, 25 October 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!

*Did what I could, having the lyrics to the original song helps but some parts are probably better left as "incomprehensible" in any case. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 16:43, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

*That sounds good. It'd be terrifying to read Chris's incomprehensible slurring, either way.

"WHEN YOU'RE LOST OUT THEEERE AND YOU'RE AAWWLL ALOOOOOOOOoooOONE"[[User:PerilousSquall|PerilousSquall]] 11:27, 17 November 2010 (PST)

User talk:PerilousSquall

2010-11-14T23:53:35Z

PerilousSquall: /* A couple words of advice */

==A couple words of advice==
1. When you make 1,000 edits to a single page at the same time, it becomes more difficult to see what you've added and so it's less likely people will be able to respond. Using the "Show Preview" button will make it so you can condense your edits into one, which will make it much easier for others to see your edits and thus reply.
2. When signing your posts, you can just use 4 tildes (~) rather than typing the whole thing out. It saves a ton of time and makes your signature more accurate at the same time.
Also, thanks for the backup on the whole issue of Chris' dick. Welcome to the wiki. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 15:34, 14 November 2010 (PST)

== Whoops, I have no idea what I am doing ==

- Thanks, sorry. I'm new to wikis, this will be really helpful to know. Any place I should look for more info on this sort of thing?

User talk:PerilousSquall

2010-11-14T23:53:23Z

PerilousSquall: /* Whoops, I have no idea what I am doing */ new section

==A couple words of advice==
1. When you make 1,000 edits to a single page at the same time, it becomes more difficult to see what you've added and so it's less likely people will be able to respond. Using the "Show Preview" button will make it so you can condense your edits into one, which will make it much easier for others to see your edits and thus reply.
2. When signing your posts, you can just use 4 tildes (~) rather than typing the whole thing out. It saves a ton of time and makes your signature more accurate at the same time.
Also, thanks for the backup on the whole issue of Chris' dick. Welcome to the wiki. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 15:34, 14 November 2010 (PST)

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Thanks, sorry. I'm new to wikis, this will be really helpful to know. Any place I should look for more info on this sort of thing? [[User:PerilousSquall|PerilousSquall]] 15:36, 14 November 2010 (PST)

== Whoops, I have no idea what I am doing ==

- Thanks, sorry. I'm new to wikis, this will be really helpful to know. Any place I should look for more info on this sort of thing?

User talk:PerilousSquall

2010-11-14T23:36:43Z

PerilousSquall: /* A couple words of advice */

==A couple words of advice==
1. When you make 1,000 edits to a single page at the same time, it becomes more difficult to see what you've added and so it's less likely people will be able to respond. Using the "Show Preview" button will make it so you can condense your edits into one, which will make it much easier for others to see your edits and thus reply.
2. When signing your posts, you can just use 4 tildes (~) rather than typing the whole thing out. It saves a ton of time and makes your signature more accurate at the same time.
Also, thanks for the backup on the whole issue of Chris' dick. Welcome to the wiki. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 15:34, 14 November 2010 (PST)

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Thanks, sorry. I'm new to wikis, this will be really helpful to know. Any place I should look for more info on this sort of thing? [[User:PerilousSquall|PerilousSquall]] 15:36, 14 November 2010 (PST)

Talk:Chris and sex

2010-11-14T23:34:09Z

PerilousSquall: /* Chris and Incest */

Actually, so far so good, but I'm wondering - should we include Chris's views on women in a separate article (like how they're "so sweet" and such) or should we include it here? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 28 January 2009 (CET)

It could go under "Knowledge of Sex and Gender." It'd only be a paragraph or so.~[[User:gourmetpickle]]

"he didn't understand sex until watch softcore porn on HBO around age 16)" < Fixed it to "he didn't understand sex until he watched softcore porn on HBO around age 16)". Was a glaring error; Though it was understandable to read through. [[User:IJustDontCareAnymore|IJustDontCareAnymore]] 00:13, 18 April 2009 (CEST)

I added the asexuality section to here, I totally forgot about this article when I originally wrote it. -- [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 09:13, 6 August 2009 (CEST)
:While I don't subscribe to the idea he's asexual, you present a great case for the idea. Personally, I'm of the belief Chris has the mentality of a spoiled 9-year-old who wants to play with his toys and video games 24/7, but who also wants in on the fun parts of being "grown up" without really understanding their implications. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 10:06, 8 August 2009 (CEST)

Is that conversation between Chris and Panda about her getting raped recorded somewhere? That is fucking beyond belief and I need to see it. [[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 21:04, 18 August 2009 (CEST)

== Chris and Incest ==

Shouldn't there be a section on this page that displays Chris' thoughts on incest? As I recall, Chris and a troll talked about it back a long time ago in one of the earliest Mumble chats. Let's also not forget what was implied between Sonichu and Rosechu in episode 9 of the audiobooks. What do you think? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 12:39. 29 September 2009

I think your furriness masks your intelligence, kid. Good Idea.--[[User:Jump|Jump]] 20:51, 29 September 2009 (CEST)

''I don't know why Sonichu and Rosechu's children haven't Evolved yet. I make sure Sonichu and Rosechu have Good, Straight '''Incest''' with their children on a Regular Basis, which SHOULD raise their Friendship Level significantly! '''Why wouldn't anyone want to have Sex'''?! I don't understand, but hopefully they will Evolve Soon.'' This is from the last letter on [[Mailbag 58]]. Now that's just sick, man. --[[User:OverTheRainbow|OverTheRainbow]] 17:53, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

I'm not sure if that answer was genuinely from Chris or not, could it have been from when Cwcipedia was vandilized? Or is I being naive?--[[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 19:18, 7 April 2010
:Indeed, it was from the vandalism. I archived it for great justice. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:58, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

If there is a case to be made that Chris has an incest fixation, someone should go ahead and write it up. I'd do it myself, but I can't really think of any solid evidence beyond Crystal's resemblance to that "Girlfriend's Gift" trading card. I believe you that there's an argument to be made here, Ed, or at least lulz to be generated. What did you have in mind? [[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 11:54, 30 April 2010 (CEST)
:Added a bit on the incest thing. Personally, I think that Chris fails to differentiate between the different kinds of love. It's all the same to him, and it all ends in glorious sex one way or the other. When he discovered sex, it became a black hole eating away at all his previous concepts of love, so everything becomes a thin parody of romantic love that serves as a bullet train to china. Pick your favorite: he's 1) just that desperate for sex, 2) just that ignorant of social convention and feelings, or 3) just that much of a heartless monster who thinks with his broken genitals. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 17:07, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

I believe Chris has commented on the subject of incest in his mailbags a few times, both to accusations of Sonichu and Rosechu's relationship being incestual, and on the legality of cousin marriage. I'm not sure which mailbags they were, but they need mentioning in this section. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:03, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

Hold up, hold up.

I might be new to CWCki, but can we really take the video here as fact? Nothing's been cited, it's just that some girl said that he fucks his mom. I really doubt that can be a valid source. Sure, it could happen, knowing Chris, but it's a bit far-fetched and isn't backed up by anything. We haven't heard it directly from the horse's mouth, so to speak, so we can't take it as fact, can we? If Chris, in all his wisdom, admits it himself, then it would be, undoubtedly, but some random trolls? I don't think so. I vote we strike that out of the section. / [[User:PerilousSquall|PerilousSquall]] 16:08, 14 November 2010 (GMT)

==Rape split==
Given the stuff about Panda particularly and the fact that rape is a frequent thing when it comes to Chris, anyone think that perhaps the rape section could be split off into its own article? Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:01, 3 October 2009 (CEST)
* Sounds like a good idea to me. A ''lot'' could be written about that subject.

It'll probably be the creepiest article on this site, though. *shudder* --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 08:11, 3 October 2009 (CEST)

I'll run off with the current "Chris and Rape" section and make an article on its own. If nobody likes it, feel free to delete it; I'll leave the text on this page intact so that reverting it will be easier. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 23:57, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
*Alrighty, just did this. It's over [[Chris and Rape|here]]. Didn't add it to the template since it's not quite kosher yet. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 00:11, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

==Prostitution quote==
Where did the quote from the prostitution thing come from? that seems like a conversation or e-mail worth reading.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:44, 24 November 2009 (CET)

==Chris's penis==
Could someone find a pic of a seven inch erect penis in flaccid state, to compare to Chris's flaccid penis? The one from the shower vid definitely can't be seven inches, because it's about the same size as mine and I'm sure as hell not seven inches. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:58, 30 November 2009 (CET)

Turgid size doesn't always correlate perfectly with flaccid size. [[User:Kajillion|Kajillion]] 06:26, 17 December 2009 (CET)

Another point; Chris's obesity is not helping his manhood's size. The layers of fat around the base of his penis might artificially shrinks it. Besides, I wonder why we are talking about this. Chris got the habit to make false claims. In fact, I took the time to download and watch his "Mass-Debate" videos and I refuse to believe that his unit measure seven inches. He might make the number by adding his scrotum but I bet he's not longer than five. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:44, 17 December 2009 (CET)

Speaking of which, would it be possible to move that lower in the page, maybe put it under a spoiler tag? I and maybe a few others would rather not be scarred for life any further by it showing up the first second we glance our eyes onto the page. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 22:26, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
* A sign warning you of really nasty shit like this would be okay, too. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 22:28, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
** I'll say what I said below: I attempted to make a gallery-view thing but the pic won't display in a gallery. it's weird. If anyone is better with galleries they really should do this. I really don't want to look at that fucking thing, and I'd like to know what's in the article. it seems interesting. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 23:32, 25 May 2010 (UTC)

==Coping Methods==
Would anyone happen to exactly know how Chris's coping methods are unhealthy? I kind of know about the sex change, but what about his other methods? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 21:10, 14 March 2009 (GMT)

*They're explained pretty well here. He wants to, at least mentally, punish himself for having homoerotic thoughts. He wants to ban gay people from reality so that he never has to have those thoughts again. He's so convinced, for whatever reason, that homosexuality is just plain wrong, that he can't even allow himself to have these thoughts, let alone accept them. It's no healthier than reparative therapy is. also why does your sig say it's March? --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 05:25, 9 December 2009 (CET)
**This goes beyond homosexuality. Chris is taking great length to not mention anything remotely sexualized. His use of the terms "Pickle", "China" "Mass Debating" and "Hanky-Panky" instead of the proper terms for genitals, masturbation and sexual relations shows us what kind of cluster-fuck Chris's psyche really is. He's still in the stage where using or not using a "Magical Mantra" can give you free stuff and avoid taking responsibilities. Quite immature but oh-so autistic if you ask me. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:07, 28 December 2009 (CET)

==Common Questions==
*A while back Chris said his favorite porn actresses were Jenna Jameson, Carmen Luvana, and Daisy Marie. I was hoping he would have a weirder taste, but is there any way we can use this information? [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 08:46, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
:*You can just slap it in the article. (I.E. "At one time, Chris admitted that his favorite porn actresses were Jenna Jameson, Carmen Luvana, and Daisy Marie.")

==Knowledge of Anatomy==
The anatomy of Rosechu shows that Chris knows very little about female anatomy. However since this article is long should it be a new article? Chris and female anatomy or something? --[[User:Fearfulsymmetry|Fearfulsymmetry]] 22:17, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
:Let's just call it Chris and anatomy, because we can see by his CWCRockin4Way picture that he fails harder at anatomy than Rob Liefeld. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:24, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

== Asexuality ==
This article is supposedly oversized right? So here's an idea: Why not split off Asexuality into its own article? Because Chris has given a lot of his own opinions on asexuality before, maybe we could make that its own article in the same vein of the Homos article and just add that section into it? We could write a whole lot more on asexuality than just a theory that CHris might be it. We could put in stuff about his opinions on it, the problems it caused him with Megan, ect ect. Thoughts? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:53, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
:I think we have enough information concerning his opinion about asexuals, so let's do it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:26, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
::My Split Off template finally came in useful. I am pleased. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:26, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
Just get rid of the retarded arguments for Chris being asexual. Chris is most certainly NOT asexual and anyone who's watched him closely for a short period of time knows that. There's a simple way to shorten up the article. [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 02:01, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

==Gallery/Spoiler Tag?==
I agree that this article is too long, and I want to help on it, but I think one of the most important steps is not making everyone look at Chris' duck every time they open the page. It's good that it's in there somewhere, but would it be possible to make it hidden somehow for us STRAIGHT individuals? Feel free to ignore this, probably a shitty idea and I'm probably a pussy for caring, but there's something about dicks that disrupts my flow. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 01:39, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:Honestly, I dont' think the gay individuals really want to see Chris's malformed wang any more than we do. Some things are just plain not cool.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:44, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:: I tried to make this, but the picture just won't display in a gallery. I think the gallery's sentient. If anyone knows how to do this better, it would be appreciated a lot. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 23:29, 25 May 2010 (UTC)
:::Fixed. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:14, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Very nice! What did you do to make it work? --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 21:00, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

== Mount and do me ==

Should we include some information about how he doesn't realize that this is a receiver's shirt and how he fails to properly understand the joke? To me, he probably saw the shirt at Goodwill and thought "HURR HURR SEX JOKE" and bought it outright not knowing what it actually means. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:14, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

==About this Potential Edit War==
Guys, calm the fuck down. We removed Chris' dick in the Duck article, and if you look at its talk page you'll see that I was largely in support of that change. The Sex page was also previously censored, and again I supported that change. If you can't tell, I think the picture should be censored.

However, DSteks, you really shouldn't just revert changes repeatedly without saying why. If you want it censored, you need the other editors to be on board, and you are ruining your argument by just dicking around (no pun intended, but I'm keeping it) and reverting edits. Talk it out for fuck's sake. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 17:50, 23 October 2010 (PDT)

*Also, because 1) I am in support of this censorship and 2) judging by DStecks' edits, he won't argue this himself, here's my principle argument for censoring this image in this and every article it is present in.

:*I fail to see any explicit advantage for not censoring this image. If we leave it uncensored, what does a reader gain from being assaulted by Chris' penis? If they are curious for whatever reason, it is still present, and so those who want to see it still can, and with ease. A showhide box does not disrupt the message of the passage, and the section functions independently of the image, making the picture extraneous.

:*On the other hand, those who don't want to see a naked Chris can still read the article without viewing the image, and without detracting from the message of the passage.

:*In effect, the optionality of the image enhances the experience of some users without detracting in any large way from the experiences of other users. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 18:03, 23 October 2010 (PDT)

::Well I am against censoring as CWCki is uncensored (with the exception of certain personal information) and in the fact that people are looking at articles with the topic of "...sex" etc. If there's no solid reason TO censor, then avoid it. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 18:43, 23 October 2010 (PDT)

:I suppose the next thing you're going to do is to remove the hiding template from the [[Nudes]] and [[Rule 34]] pages? Be consistent, guize. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 21:32, 23 October 2010 (PDT)
::Hiding galleries is somewhat different. Plus I've always thought the Rule 34 gallery was tongue-in-cheek. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:44, 23 October 2010 (PDT)

Why is this a big argument? Nobody wants to look at the dick. Just delete it. I'd like to read this in my leisure time without worrying about someone thinking I'm staring at a fat shit's dick. / [[User:PerilousSquall|PerilousSquall]]16:24, 14 November 2010 (MT)

Virgin with rage

2010-11-14T23:28:51Z

PerilousSquall: /* See also */

{{quote|Tell me why (I'm stuck as a virgin with rage) Tell me why (I so need a cute girl my age)|[[So Need a Cute Girl]]}}

[[Image:106-FrustratedVirgin.jpg|thumb|[[Autism|WHY?]]]]

'''Virgin with rage''' is [[Chris's]] description of himself, a catch phrase that he has made his very own. Rendered helpless by this condition, his eternal virginity engenders [[stress|frustration]] and [[rage]].

Chris is very self-conscious about being a virgin, and frequently brings up the subject completely unprovoked, even in casual conversation with somebody he has just met. However, after being advised by his parents that it's generally not a good idea to mention that he's a VIRGIN WITH RAGE, he stopped this practice,<ref>[[Chris-Chan_(CWCipedia)#Chris_in_Person_.28From_THEIR_Point_of_View.29]]</ref> one of the few times he has learned from his mistakes.

== Hormonal rage ==
Chris is probably dimly aware of his eventual fate, that he is destined to be a virgin forever. Obviously, this much repressed sexual drive, combined with the social ineptitude resulting from his [[autism]], means that Chris is ready to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rRi90wfvHI snap] at any point. Only [[mass debating]] keeps Chris from playing ''Counter-Strike'' IRL.

{{quote | Sometimes I would want to touch her shoulder or back, feel her hair or give her a hug. I hold those urges back, because I care about her. And to keep myself from flying crazily off the handle at a random time, I keep my hormones in check at least twice a week by myself. |Chris, on how he could fly off the handle}}

Despite his claims that he was "holding back", the emails with [[Megan]] paint a different picture, describing instances of him doing exactly what he says he wouldn't: touching her hair, touching her shoulder, giving her random and unwanted hugs, etc. Chris even went so far as to corner her and try to kiss her.

Likewise, [[Facebook]] correspondence between Chris and a young man named Joshua Alba revealed this pearl:
{{quote|I've thought of a funny message for a Valentine's Day card. On the outside, "Please Be Mine," and on the inside, "My hormones are slam-banging, and I do not have a woman to put them in."

I am not a sex freak; I'm just lonesome and sometimes horny.|Chris, [[Facebook messages]], January 10 at 12:28 a.m}}

Alba was doubtlessly traumatized.

==Public references to his virginity==
*"[[So Need a Cute Girl]]", which Chris recorded in August 2003, features the first known use of the term "virgin with rage."
*Chris's letter to ''Nintendo Power'' about [[Sprung]] from the spring of 2004 concludes, "So thank you, [[Nintendo]] and Ubisoft, for the dating advice that this frustrated virgin needed."
*The first issue of ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' from 2004 featured Chris's poem [[Saddest Heart in the World]], where he whines repeatedly about his virginity and repeats some of the lyrics from "So Need a Cute Girl."
*According to an entry in [[CWC's_Diary#September.2C_2004|CWC's Diary]] from September 2004, Chris told his "Lonesome Virgin story" to a [[jerkop]] who interrupted his loitering at the mall.
*After he lost [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], Chris sent an angry e-mail to Sony, where he announced "YET NOW I, A FRUSTRATED HIGH-FUNCTIONALLY AUTISTIC 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN, HAVE BEEN BALLZ-BROKEN LIKE I HAVE THROUGH A BIG CHUNK OF MY LIFE IN AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, "[[KICK THE AUTISTIC]]!" *sigh*"
*Likewise, his [[PSN_Blogs#4_August_2007_.E2.80.94_Adam_Stackhouse.21.21.21|PSN Blog]] update from after losing the contest includes the line "I am a FRUSTRATED, High-Functionally AUTISTIC, 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN."
*In Chris's first video address of the post-[[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] era, [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]], he doesn't actually come out and bluntly announce that he's a virgin. [[CWC's Second Message]], however, hammers the point home. There, Chris calls himself "the innocent, still 26-year-old virgin."
*During his IRC fan chat from [[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction|26 October 2008]], Chris billed his fictitious new girlfriend [[Chloe]] as his "VIRGIN-TAKER."
*Chris's New Years resolution for 2009, announced on [[IRC (02 January 2009)|IRC]]: "Lose my Virginity with a Woman."
*While assaulting his blow-up doll in the [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy]] video from 17 April 2009, Chris says, "Ivy, I promise you, I promise you my undying love and devotion, I promise you my heart, my soul, even my virginity..."
*Chris's [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile|Wikipedia profile]] from May 2009 includes multiple references to his virginity.
*In the [[CWC Trollin More]] video from 19 July 2009, Chris announced that he was "still a virgin," retracting one of the many obvious lies in the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video.
*At the end of [[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC]], from 9 August 2009, Chris sums up his achievements in life (including his [[Julie|trip to Ohio]]) and says that "the—only thing—mark that's not been checked yet for a good life is the virgin-breaker."
*One of Chris's posts on the [[Adult Swim posts|Adult Swim forums]] was signed "Lonely Virgin in Virginia, searching for a Sweetheart-Soulmate."
*In the [[Common_Questions#15_January_2010|Common Questions]] from 15 January 2010, a correspondent asked Chris why he was so fixated on sex. He answered, "Oh, I don't know, how about being a Frustrated Virgin?!"
*Chris's [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|plea for sex to Damian Antaria]], uploaded 14 March 2010, features his standard whine about being "a 28-year-old high-functioning autistic virgin."

== Why Chris will never lose his virginity ==
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==Sauces==
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== See also ==
* [[Chris and anger]]
* [[Chris and sex]]

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]

Talk:Chris and sex

2010-11-14T23:27:07Z

PerilousSquall: /* About this Potential Edit War */

Actually, so far so good, but I'm wondering - should we include Chris's views on women in a separate article (like how they're "so sweet" and such) or should we include it here? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 28 January 2009 (CET)

It could go under "Knowledge of Sex and Gender." It'd only be a paragraph or so.~[[User:gourmetpickle]]

"he didn't understand sex until watch softcore porn on HBO around age 16)" < Fixed it to "he didn't understand sex until he watched softcore porn on HBO around age 16)". Was a glaring error; Though it was understandable to read through. [[User:IJustDontCareAnymore|IJustDontCareAnymore]] 00:13, 18 April 2009 (CEST)

I added the asexuality section to here, I totally forgot about this article when I originally wrote it. -- [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 09:13, 6 August 2009 (CEST)
:While I don't subscribe to the idea he's asexual, you present a great case for the idea. Personally, I'm of the belief Chris has the mentality of a spoiled 9-year-old who wants to play with his toys and video games 24/7, but who also wants in on the fun parts of being "grown up" without really understanding their implications. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 10:06, 8 August 2009 (CEST)

Is that conversation between Chris and Panda about her getting raped recorded somewhere? That is fucking beyond belief and I need to see it. [[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 21:04, 18 August 2009 (CEST)

== Chris and Incest ==

Shouldn't there be a section on this page that displays Chris' thoughts on incest? As I recall, Chris and a troll talked about it back a long time ago in one of the earliest Mumble chats. Let's also not forget what was implied between Sonichu and Rosechu in episode 9 of the audiobooks. What do you think? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 12:39. 29 September 2009

I think your furriness masks your intelligence, kid. Good Idea.--[[User:Jump|Jump]] 20:51, 29 September 2009 (CEST)

''I don't know why Sonichu and Rosechu's children haven't Evolved yet. I make sure Sonichu and Rosechu have Good, Straight '''Incest''' with their children on a Regular Basis, which SHOULD raise their Friendship Level significantly! '''Why wouldn't anyone want to have Sex'''?! I don't understand, but hopefully they will Evolve Soon.'' This is from the last letter on [[Mailbag 58]]. Now that's just sick, man. --[[User:OverTheRainbow|OverTheRainbow]] 17:53, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

I'm not sure if that answer was genuinely from Chris or not, could it have been from when Cwcipedia was vandilized? Or is I being naive?--[[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 19:18, 7 April 2010
:Indeed, it was from the vandalism. I archived it for great justice. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:58, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

If there is a case to be made that Chris has an incest fixation, someone should go ahead and write it up. I'd do it myself, but I can't really think of any solid evidence beyond Crystal's resemblance to that "Girlfriend's Gift" trading card. I believe you that there's an argument to be made here, Ed, or at least lulz to be generated. What did you have in mind? [[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 11:54, 30 April 2010 (CEST)
:Added a bit on the incest thing. Personally, I think that Chris fails to differentiate between the different kinds of love. It's all the same to him, and it all ends in glorious sex one way or the other. When he discovered sex, it became a black hole eating away at all his previous concepts of love, so everything becomes a thin parody of romantic love that serves as a bullet train to china. Pick your favorite: he's 1) just that desperate for sex, 2) just that ignorant of social convention and feelings, or 3) just that much of a heartless monster who thinks with his broken genitals. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 17:07, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

I believe Chris has commented on the subject of incest in his mailbags a few times, both to accusations of Sonichu and Rosechu's relationship being incestual, and on the legality of cousin marriage. I'm not sure which mailbags they were, but they need mentioning in this section. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:03, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

Hold up, hold up.

I might be new to CWCki, but can we really take the video here as fact? Nothing's been cited, it's just that some girl said that he fucks his mom. I really doubt that can be a valid source. Sure, it could happen, knowing Chris, but it's a bit far-fetched and isn't backed up by anything. We haven't heard it directly from the horse's mouth, so to speak, so we can't take it as fact, can we? If Chris, in all his wisdom, admits it himself, then it would be, undoubtedly, but some random trolls? I don't think so. I vote we strike that out of the section. / [[User:PerilousSquall|PerilousSquall]] 16:08, 14 November 2010 (MT)

==Rape split==
Given the stuff about Panda particularly and the fact that rape is a frequent thing when it comes to Chris, anyone think that perhaps the rape section could be split off into its own article? Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:01, 3 October 2009 (CEST)
* Sounds like a good idea to me. A ''lot'' could be written about that subject.

It'll probably be the creepiest article on this site, though. *shudder* --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 08:11, 3 October 2009 (CEST)

I'll run off with the current "Chris and Rape" section and make an article on its own. If nobody likes it, feel free to delete it; I'll leave the text on this page intact so that reverting it will be easier. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 23:57, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
*Alrighty, just did this. It's over [[Chris and Rape|here]]. Didn't add it to the template since it's not quite kosher yet. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 00:11, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

==Prostitution quote==
Where did the quote from the prostitution thing come from? that seems like a conversation or e-mail worth reading.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:44, 24 November 2009 (CET)

==Chris's penis==
Could someone find a pic of a seven inch erect penis in flaccid state, to compare to Chris's flaccid penis? The one from the shower vid definitely can't be seven inches, because it's about the same size as mine and I'm sure as hell not seven inches. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:58, 30 November 2009 (CET)

Turgid size doesn't always correlate perfectly with flaccid size. [[User:Kajillion|Kajillion]] 06:26, 17 December 2009 (CET)

Another point; Chris's obesity is not helping his manhood's size. The layers of fat around the base of his penis might artificially shrinks it. Besides, I wonder why we are talking about this. Chris got the habit to make false claims. In fact, I took the time to download and watch his "Mass-Debate" videos and I refuse to believe that his unit measure seven inches. He might make the number by adding his scrotum but I bet he's not longer than five. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:44, 17 December 2009 (CET)

Speaking of which, would it be possible to move that lower in the page, maybe put it under a spoiler tag? I and maybe a few others would rather not be scarred for life any further by it showing up the first second we glance our eyes onto the page. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 22:26, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
* A sign warning you of really nasty shit like this would be okay, too. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 22:28, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
** I'll say what I said below: I attempted to make a gallery-view thing but the pic won't display in a gallery. it's weird. If anyone is better with galleries they really should do this. I really don't want to look at that fucking thing, and I'd like to know what's in the article. it seems interesting. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 23:32, 25 May 2010 (UTC)

==Coping Methods==
Would anyone happen to exactly know how Chris's coping methods are unhealthy? I kind of know about the sex change, but what about his other methods? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 21:10, 14 March 2009 (GMT)

*They're explained pretty well here. He wants to, at least mentally, punish himself for having homoerotic thoughts. He wants to ban gay people from reality so that he never has to have those thoughts again. He's so convinced, for whatever reason, that homosexuality is just plain wrong, that he can't even allow himself to have these thoughts, let alone accept them. It's no healthier than reparative therapy is. also why does your sig say it's March? --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 05:25, 9 December 2009 (CET)
**This goes beyond homosexuality. Chris is taking great length to not mention anything remotely sexualized. His use of the terms "Pickle", "China" "Mass Debating" and "Hanky-Panky" instead of the proper terms for genitals, masturbation and sexual relations shows us what kind of cluster-fuck Chris's psyche really is. He's still in the stage where using or not using a "Magical Mantra" can give you free stuff and avoid taking responsibilities. Quite immature but oh-so autistic if you ask me. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:07, 28 December 2009 (CET)

==Common Questions==
*A while back Chris said his favorite porn actresses were Jenna Jameson, Carmen Luvana, and Daisy Marie. I was hoping he would have a weirder taste, but is there any way we can use this information? [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 08:46, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
:*You can just slap it in the article. (I.E. "At one time, Chris admitted that his favorite porn actresses were Jenna Jameson, Carmen Luvana, and Daisy Marie.")

==Knowledge of Anatomy==
The anatomy of Rosechu shows that Chris knows very little about female anatomy. However since this article is long should it be a new article? Chris and female anatomy or something? --[[User:Fearfulsymmetry|Fearfulsymmetry]] 22:17, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
:Let's just call it Chris and anatomy, because we can see by his CWCRockin4Way picture that he fails harder at anatomy than Rob Liefeld. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:24, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

== Asexuality ==
This article is supposedly oversized right? So here's an idea: Why not split off Asexuality into its own article? Because Chris has given a lot of his own opinions on asexuality before, maybe we could make that its own article in the same vein of the Homos article and just add that section into it? We could write a whole lot more on asexuality than just a theory that CHris might be it. We could put in stuff about his opinions on it, the problems it caused him with Megan, ect ect. Thoughts? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:53, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
:I think we have enough information concerning his opinion about asexuals, so let's do it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:26, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
::My Split Off template finally came in useful. I am pleased. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:26, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
Just get rid of the retarded arguments for Chris being asexual. Chris is most certainly NOT asexual and anyone who's watched him closely for a short period of time knows that. There's a simple way to shorten up the article. [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 02:01, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

==Gallery/Spoiler Tag?==
I agree that this article is too long, and I want to help on it, but I think one of the most important steps is not making everyone look at Chris' duck every time they open the page. It's good that it's in there somewhere, but would it be possible to make it hidden somehow for us STRAIGHT individuals? Feel free to ignore this, probably a shitty idea and I'm probably a pussy for caring, but there's something about dicks that disrupts my flow. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 01:39, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:Honestly, I dont' think the gay individuals really want to see Chris's malformed wang any more than we do. Some things are just plain not cool.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:44, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:: I tried to make this, but the picture just won't display in a gallery. I think the gallery's sentient. If anyone knows how to do this better, it would be appreciated a lot. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 23:29, 25 May 2010 (UTC)
:::Fixed. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:14, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Very nice! What did you do to make it work? --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 21:00, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

== Mount and do me ==

Should we include some information about how he doesn't realize that this is a receiver's shirt and how he fails to properly understand the joke? To me, he probably saw the shirt at Goodwill and thought "HURR HURR SEX JOKE" and bought it outright not knowing what it actually means. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:14, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

==About this Potential Edit War==
Guys, calm the fuck down. We removed Chris' dick in the Duck article, and if you look at its talk page you'll see that I was largely in support of that change. The Sex page was also previously censored, and again I supported that change. If you can't tell, I think the picture should be censored.

However, DSteks, you really shouldn't just revert changes repeatedly without saying why. If you want it censored, you need the other editors to be on board, and you are ruining your argument by just dicking around (no pun intended, but I'm keeping it) and reverting edits. Talk it out for fuck's sake. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 17:50, 23 October 2010 (PDT)

*Also, because 1) I am in support of this censorship and 2) judging by DStecks' edits, he won't argue this himself, here's my principle argument for censoring this image in this and every article it is present in.

:*I fail to see any explicit advantage for not censoring this image. If we leave it uncensored, what does a reader gain from being assaulted by Chris' penis? If they are curious for whatever reason, it is still present, and so those who want to see it still can, and with ease. A showhide box does not disrupt the message of the passage, and the section functions independently of the image, making the picture extraneous.

:*On the other hand, those who don't want to see a naked Chris can still read the article without viewing the image, and without detracting from the message of the passage.

:*In effect, the optionality of the image enhances the experience of some users without detracting in any large way from the experiences of other users. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 18:03, 23 October 2010 (PDT)

::Well I am against censoring as CWCki is uncensored (with the exception of certain personal information) and in the fact that people are looking at articles with the topic of "...sex" etc. If there's no solid reason TO censor, then avoid it. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 18:43, 23 October 2010 (PDT)

:I suppose the next thing you're going to do is to remove the hiding template from the [[Nudes]] and [[Rule 34]] pages? Be consistent, guize. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 21:32, 23 October 2010 (PDT)
::Hiding galleries is somewhat different. Plus I've always thought the Rule 34 gallery was tongue-in-cheek. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:44, 23 October 2010 (PDT)

Why is this a big argument? Nobody wants to look at the dick. Just delete it. I'd like to read this in my leisure time without worrying about someone thinking I'm staring at a fat shit's dick. / [[User:PerilousSquall|PerilousSquall]]16:24, 14 November 2010 (MT)

Talk:Chris and sex

2010-11-14T23:24:52Z

PerilousSquall: /* About this Potential Edit War */

Actually, so far so good, but I'm wondering - should we include Chris's views on women in a separate article (like how they're "so sweet" and such) or should we include it here? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 28 January 2009 (CET)

It could go under "Knowledge of Sex and Gender." It'd only be a paragraph or so.~[[User:gourmetpickle]]

"he didn't understand sex until watch softcore porn on HBO around age 16)" < Fixed it to "he didn't understand sex until he watched softcore porn on HBO around age 16)". Was a glaring error; Though it was understandable to read through. [[User:IJustDontCareAnymore|IJustDontCareAnymore]] 00:13, 18 April 2009 (CEST)

I added the asexuality section to here, I totally forgot about this article when I originally wrote it. -- [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 09:13, 6 August 2009 (CEST)
:While I don't subscribe to the idea he's asexual, you present a great case for the idea. Personally, I'm of the belief Chris has the mentality of a spoiled 9-year-old who wants to play with his toys and video games 24/7, but who also wants in on the fun parts of being "grown up" without really understanding their implications. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 10:06, 8 August 2009 (CEST)

Is that conversation between Chris and Panda about her getting raped recorded somewhere? That is fucking beyond belief and I need to see it. [[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 21:04, 18 August 2009 (CEST)

== Chris and Incest ==

Shouldn't there be a section on this page that displays Chris' thoughts on incest? As I recall, Chris and a troll talked about it back a long time ago in one of the earliest Mumble chats. Let's also not forget what was implied between Sonichu and Rosechu in episode 9 of the audiobooks. What do you think? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 12:39. 29 September 2009

I think your furriness masks your intelligence, kid. Good Idea.--[[User:Jump|Jump]] 20:51, 29 September 2009 (CEST)

''I don't know why Sonichu and Rosechu's children haven't Evolved yet. I make sure Sonichu and Rosechu have Good, Straight '''Incest''' with their children on a Regular Basis, which SHOULD raise their Friendship Level significantly! '''Why wouldn't anyone want to have Sex'''?! I don't understand, but hopefully they will Evolve Soon.'' This is from the last letter on [[Mailbag 58]]. Now that's just sick, man. --[[User:OverTheRainbow|OverTheRainbow]] 17:53, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

I'm not sure if that answer was genuinely from Chris or not, could it have been from when Cwcipedia was vandilized? Or is I being naive?--[[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 19:18, 7 April 2010
:Indeed, it was from the vandalism. I archived it for great justice. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:58, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

If there is a case to be made that Chris has an incest fixation, someone should go ahead and write it up. I'd do it myself, but I can't really think of any solid evidence beyond Crystal's resemblance to that "Girlfriend's Gift" trading card. I believe you that there's an argument to be made here, Ed, or at least lulz to be generated. What did you have in mind? [[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 11:54, 30 April 2010 (CEST)
:Added a bit on the incest thing. Personally, I think that Chris fails to differentiate between the different kinds of love. It's all the same to him, and it all ends in glorious sex one way or the other. When he discovered sex, it became a black hole eating away at all his previous concepts of love, so everything becomes a thin parody of romantic love that serves as a bullet train to china. Pick your favorite: he's 1) just that desperate for sex, 2) just that ignorant of social convention and feelings, or 3) just that much of a heartless monster who thinks with his broken genitals. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 17:07, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

I believe Chris has commented on the subject of incest in his mailbags a few times, both to accusations of Sonichu and Rosechu's relationship being incestual, and on the legality of cousin marriage. I'm not sure which mailbags they were, but they need mentioning in this section. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:03, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

Hold up, hold up.

I might be new to CWCki, but can we really take the video here as fact? Nothing's been cited, it's just that some girl said that he fucks his mom. I really doubt that can be a valid source. Sure, it could happen, knowing Chris, but it's a bit far-fetched and isn't backed up by anything. We haven't heard it directly from the horse's mouth, so to speak, so we can't take it as fact, can we? If Chris, in all his wisdom, admits it himself, then it would be, undoubtedly, but some random trolls? I don't think so. I vote we strike that out of the section. / [[User:PerilousSquall|PerilousSquall]] 16:08, 14 November 2010 (MT)

==Rape split==
Given the stuff about Panda particularly and the fact that rape is a frequent thing when it comes to Chris, anyone think that perhaps the rape section could be split off into its own article? Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:01, 3 October 2009 (CEST)
* Sounds like a good idea to me. A ''lot'' could be written about that subject.

It'll probably be the creepiest article on this site, though. *shudder* --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 08:11, 3 October 2009 (CEST)

I'll run off with the current "Chris and Rape" section and make an article on its own. If nobody likes it, feel free to delete it; I'll leave the text on this page intact so that reverting it will be easier. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 23:57, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
*Alrighty, just did this. It's over [[Chris and Rape|here]]. Didn't add it to the template since it's not quite kosher yet. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 00:11, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

==Prostitution quote==
Where did the quote from the prostitution thing come from? that seems like a conversation or e-mail worth reading.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:44, 24 November 2009 (CET)

==Chris's penis==
Could someone find a pic of a seven inch erect penis in flaccid state, to compare to Chris's flaccid penis? The one from the shower vid definitely can't be seven inches, because it's about the same size as mine and I'm sure as hell not seven inches. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:58, 30 November 2009 (CET)

Turgid size doesn't always correlate perfectly with flaccid size. [[User:Kajillion|Kajillion]] 06:26, 17 December 2009 (CET)

Another point; Chris's obesity is not helping his manhood's size. The layers of fat around the base of his penis might artificially shrinks it. Besides, I wonder why we are talking about this. Chris got the habit to make false claims. In fact, I took the time to download and watch his "Mass-Debate" videos and I refuse to believe that his unit measure seven inches. He might make the number by adding his scrotum but I bet he's not longer than five. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:44, 17 December 2009 (CET)

Speaking of which, would it be possible to move that lower in the page, maybe put it under a spoiler tag? I and maybe a few others would rather not be scarred for life any further by it showing up the first second we glance our eyes onto the page. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 22:26, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
* A sign warning you of really nasty shit like this would be okay, too. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 22:28, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
** I'll say what I said below: I attempted to make a gallery-view thing but the pic won't display in a gallery. it's weird. If anyone is better with galleries they really should do this. I really don't want to look at that fucking thing, and I'd like to know what's in the article. it seems interesting. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 23:32, 25 May 2010 (UTC)

==Coping Methods==
Would anyone happen to exactly know how Chris's coping methods are unhealthy? I kind of know about the sex change, but what about his other methods? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 21:10, 14 March 2009 (GMT)

*They're explained pretty well here. He wants to, at least mentally, punish himself for having homoerotic thoughts. He wants to ban gay people from reality so that he never has to have those thoughts again. He's so convinced, for whatever reason, that homosexuality is just plain wrong, that he can't even allow himself to have these thoughts, let alone accept them. It's no healthier than reparative therapy is. also why does your sig say it's March? --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 05:25, 9 December 2009 (CET)
**This goes beyond homosexuality. Chris is taking great length to not mention anything remotely sexualized. His use of the terms "Pickle", "China" "Mass Debating" and "Hanky-Panky" instead of the proper terms for genitals, masturbation and sexual relations shows us what kind of cluster-fuck Chris's psyche really is. He's still in the stage where using or not using a "Magical Mantra" can give you free stuff and avoid taking responsibilities. Quite immature but oh-so autistic if you ask me. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:07, 28 December 2009 (CET)

==Common Questions==
*A while back Chris said his favorite porn actresses were Jenna Jameson, Carmen Luvana, and Daisy Marie. I was hoping he would have a weirder taste, but is there any way we can use this information? [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 08:46, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
:*You can just slap it in the article. (I.E. "At one time, Chris admitted that his favorite porn actresses were Jenna Jameson, Carmen Luvana, and Daisy Marie.")

==Knowledge of Anatomy==
The anatomy of Rosechu shows that Chris knows very little about female anatomy. However since this article is long should it be a new article? Chris and female anatomy or something? --[[User:Fearfulsymmetry|Fearfulsymmetry]] 22:17, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
:Let's just call it Chris and anatomy, because we can see by his CWCRockin4Way picture that he fails harder at anatomy than Rob Liefeld. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:24, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

== Asexuality ==
This article is supposedly oversized right? So here's an idea: Why not split off Asexuality into its own article? Because Chris has given a lot of his own opinions on asexuality before, maybe we could make that its own article in the same vein of the Homos article and just add that section into it? We could write a whole lot more on asexuality than just a theory that CHris might be it. We could put in stuff about his opinions on it, the problems it caused him with Megan, ect ect. Thoughts? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:53, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
:I think we have enough information concerning his opinion about asexuals, so let's do it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:26, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
::My Split Off template finally came in useful. I am pleased. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:26, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
Just get rid of the retarded arguments for Chris being asexual. Chris is most certainly NOT asexual and anyone who's watched him closely for a short period of time knows that. There's a simple way to shorten up the article. [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 02:01, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

==Gallery/Spoiler Tag?==
I agree that this article is too long, and I want to help on it, but I think one of the most important steps is not making everyone look at Chris' duck every time they open the page. It's good that it's in there somewhere, but would it be possible to make it hidden somehow for us STRAIGHT individuals? Feel free to ignore this, probably a shitty idea and I'm probably a pussy for caring, but there's something about dicks that disrupts my flow. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 01:39, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:Honestly, I dont' think the gay individuals really want to see Chris's malformed wang any more than we do. Some things are just plain not cool.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:44, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:: I tried to make this, but the picture just won't display in a gallery. I think the gallery's sentient. If anyone knows how to do this better, it would be appreciated a lot. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 23:29, 25 May 2010 (UTC)
:::Fixed. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:14, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Very nice! What did you do to make it work? --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 21:00, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

== Mount and do me ==

Should we include some information about how he doesn't realize that this is a receiver's shirt and how he fails to properly understand the joke? To me, he probably saw the shirt at Goodwill and thought "HURR HURR SEX JOKE" and bought it outright not knowing what it actually means. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:14, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

==About this Potential Edit War==
Guys, calm the fuck down. We removed Chris' dick in the Duck article, and if you look at its talk page you'll see that I was largely in support of that change. The Sex page was also previously censored, and again I supported that change. If you can't tell, I think the picture should be censored.

However, DSteks, you really shouldn't just revert changes repeatedly without saying why. If you want it censored, you need the other editors to be on board, and you are ruining your argument by just dicking around (no pun intended, but I'm keeping it) and reverting edits. Talk it out for fuck's sake. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 17:50, 23 October 2010 (PDT)

*Also, because 1) I am in support of this censorship and 2) judging by DStecks' edits, he won't argue this himself, here's my principle argument for censoring this image in this and every article it is present in.

:*I fail to see any explicit advantage for not censoring this image. If we leave it uncensored, what does a reader gain from being assaulted by Chris' penis? If they are curious for whatever reason, it is still present, and so those who want to see it still can, and with ease. A showhide box does not disrupt the message of the passage, and the section functions independently of the image, making the picture extraneous.

:*On the other hand, those who don't want to see a naked Chris can still read the article without viewing the image, and without detracting from the message of the passage.

:*In effect, the optionality of the image enhances the experience of some users without detracting in any large way from the experiences of other users. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 18:03, 23 October 2010 (PDT)

::Well I am against censoring as CWCki is uncensored (with the exception of certain personal information) and in the fact that people are looking at articles with the topic of "...sex" etc. If there's no solid reason TO censor, then avoid it. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 18:43, 23 October 2010 (PDT)

:I suppose the next thing you're going to do is to remove the hiding template from the [[Nudes]] and [[Rule 34]] pages? Be consistent, guize. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 21:32, 23 October 2010 (PDT)
::Hiding galleries is somewhat different. Plus I've always thought the Rule 34 gallery was tongue-in-cheek. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:44, 23 October 2010 (PDT)

[[User:PerilousSquall|PerilousSquall]]16:24, 14 November 2010 (MT)

Talk:Chris and sex

2010-11-14T23:22:36Z

PerilousSquall: /* Chris and Incest */

Actually, so far so good, but I'm wondering - should we include Chris's views on women in a separate article (like how they're "so sweet" and such) or should we include it here? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 28 January 2009 (CET)

It could go under "Knowledge of Sex and Gender." It'd only be a paragraph or so.~[[User:gourmetpickle]]

"he didn't understand sex until watch softcore porn on HBO around age 16)" < Fixed it to "he didn't understand sex until he watched softcore porn on HBO around age 16)". Was a glaring error; Though it was understandable to read through. [[User:IJustDontCareAnymore|IJustDontCareAnymore]] 00:13, 18 April 2009 (CEST)

I added the asexuality section to here, I totally forgot about this article when I originally wrote it. -- [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 09:13, 6 August 2009 (CEST)
:While I don't subscribe to the idea he's asexual, you present a great case for the idea. Personally, I'm of the belief Chris has the mentality of a spoiled 9-year-old who wants to play with his toys and video games 24/7, but who also wants in on the fun parts of being "grown up" without really understanding their implications. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 10:06, 8 August 2009 (CEST)

Is that conversation between Chris and Panda about her getting raped recorded somewhere? That is fucking beyond belief and I need to see it. [[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 21:04, 18 August 2009 (CEST)

== Chris and Incest ==

Shouldn't there be a section on this page that displays Chris' thoughts on incest? As I recall, Chris and a troll talked about it back a long time ago in one of the earliest Mumble chats. Let's also not forget what was implied between Sonichu and Rosechu in episode 9 of the audiobooks. What do you think? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 12:39. 29 September 2009

I think your furriness masks your intelligence, kid. Good Idea.--[[User:Jump|Jump]] 20:51, 29 September 2009 (CEST)

''I don't know why Sonichu and Rosechu's children haven't Evolved yet. I make sure Sonichu and Rosechu have Good, Straight '''Incest''' with their children on a Regular Basis, which SHOULD raise their Friendship Level significantly! '''Why wouldn't anyone want to have Sex'''?! I don't understand, but hopefully they will Evolve Soon.'' This is from the last letter on [[Mailbag 58]]. Now that's just sick, man. --[[User:OverTheRainbow|OverTheRainbow]] 17:53, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

I'm not sure if that answer was genuinely from Chris or not, could it have been from when Cwcipedia was vandilized? Or is I being naive?--[[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 19:18, 7 April 2010
:Indeed, it was from the vandalism. I archived it for great justice. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:58, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

If there is a case to be made that Chris has an incest fixation, someone should go ahead and write it up. I'd do it myself, but I can't really think of any solid evidence beyond Crystal's resemblance to that "Girlfriend's Gift" trading card. I believe you that there's an argument to be made here, Ed, or at least lulz to be generated. What did you have in mind? [[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 11:54, 30 April 2010 (CEST)
:Added a bit on the incest thing. Personally, I think that Chris fails to differentiate between the different kinds of love. It's all the same to him, and it all ends in glorious sex one way or the other. When he discovered sex, it became a black hole eating away at all his previous concepts of love, so everything becomes a thin parody of romantic love that serves as a bullet train to china. Pick your favorite: he's 1) just that desperate for sex, 2) just that ignorant of social convention and feelings, or 3) just that much of a heartless monster who thinks with his broken genitals. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 17:07, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

I believe Chris has commented on the subject of incest in his mailbags a few times, both to accusations of Sonichu and Rosechu's relationship being incestual, and on the legality of cousin marriage. I'm not sure which mailbags they were, but they need mentioning in this section. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:03, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

Hold up, hold up.

I might be new to CWCki, but can we really take the video here as fact? Nothing's been cited, it's just that some girl said that he fucks his mom. I really doubt that can be a valid source. Sure, it could happen, knowing Chris, but it's a bit far-fetched and isn't backed up by anything. We haven't heard it directly from the horse's mouth, so to speak, so we can't take it as fact, can we? If Chris, in all his wisdom, admits it himself, then it would be, undoubtedly, but some random trolls? I don't think so. I vote we strike that out of the section. / [[User:PerilousSquall|PerilousSquall]] 16:08, 14 November 2010 (MT)

==Rape split==
Given the stuff about Panda particularly and the fact that rape is a frequent thing when it comes to Chris, anyone think that perhaps the rape section could be split off into its own article? Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:01, 3 October 2009 (CEST)
* Sounds like a good idea to me. A ''lot'' could be written about that subject.

It'll probably be the creepiest article on this site, though. *shudder* --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 08:11, 3 October 2009 (CEST)

I'll run off with the current "Chris and Rape" section and make an article on its own. If nobody likes it, feel free to delete it; I'll leave the text on this page intact so that reverting it will be easier. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 23:57, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
*Alrighty, just did this. It's over [[Chris and Rape|here]]. Didn't add it to the template since it's not quite kosher yet. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 00:11, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

==Prostitution quote==
Where did the quote from the prostitution thing come from? that seems like a conversation or e-mail worth reading.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:44, 24 November 2009 (CET)

==Chris's penis==
Could someone find a pic of a seven inch erect penis in flaccid state, to compare to Chris's flaccid penis? The one from the shower vid definitely can't be seven inches, because it's about the same size as mine and I'm sure as hell not seven inches. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:58, 30 November 2009 (CET)

Turgid size doesn't always correlate perfectly with flaccid size. [[User:Kajillion|Kajillion]] 06:26, 17 December 2009 (CET)

Another point; Chris's obesity is not helping his manhood's size. The layers of fat around the base of his penis might artificially shrinks it. Besides, I wonder why we are talking about this. Chris got the habit to make false claims. In fact, I took the time to download and watch his "Mass-Debate" videos and I refuse to believe that his unit measure seven inches. He might make the number by adding his scrotum but I bet he's not longer than five. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:44, 17 December 2009 (CET)

Speaking of which, would it be possible to move that lower in the page, maybe put it under a spoiler tag? I and maybe a few others would rather not be scarred for life any further by it showing up the first second we glance our eyes onto the page. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 22:26, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
* A sign warning you of really nasty shit like this would be okay, too. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 22:28, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
** I'll say what I said below: I attempted to make a gallery-view thing but the pic won't display in a gallery. it's weird. If anyone is better with galleries they really should do this. I really don't want to look at that fucking thing, and I'd like to know what's in the article. it seems interesting. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 23:32, 25 May 2010 (UTC)

==Coping Methods==
Would anyone happen to exactly know how Chris's coping methods are unhealthy? I kind of know about the sex change, but what about his other methods? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 21:10, 14 March 2009 (GMT)

*They're explained pretty well here. He wants to, at least mentally, punish himself for having homoerotic thoughts. He wants to ban gay people from reality so that he never has to have those thoughts again. He's so convinced, for whatever reason, that homosexuality is just plain wrong, that he can't even allow himself to have these thoughts, let alone accept them. It's no healthier than reparative therapy is. also why does your sig say it's March? --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 05:25, 9 December 2009 (CET)
**This goes beyond homosexuality. Chris is taking great length to not mention anything remotely sexualized. His use of the terms "Pickle", "China" "Mass Debating" and "Hanky-Panky" instead of the proper terms for genitals, masturbation and sexual relations shows us what kind of cluster-fuck Chris's psyche really is. He's still in the stage where using or not using a "Magical Mantra" can give you free stuff and avoid taking responsibilities. Quite immature but oh-so autistic if you ask me. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:07, 28 December 2009 (CET)

==Common Questions==
*A while back Chris said his favorite porn actresses were Jenna Jameson, Carmen Luvana, and Daisy Marie. I was hoping he would have a weirder taste, but is there any way we can use this information? [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 08:46, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
:*You can just slap it in the article. (I.E. "At one time, Chris admitted that his favorite porn actresses were Jenna Jameson, Carmen Luvana, and Daisy Marie.")

==Knowledge of Anatomy==
The anatomy of Rosechu shows that Chris knows very little about female anatomy. However since this article is long should it be a new article? Chris and female anatomy or something? --[[User:Fearfulsymmetry|Fearfulsymmetry]] 22:17, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
:Let's just call it Chris and anatomy, because we can see by his CWCRockin4Way picture that he fails harder at anatomy than Rob Liefeld. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:24, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

== Asexuality ==
This article is supposedly oversized right? So here's an idea: Why not split off Asexuality into its own article? Because Chris has given a lot of his own opinions on asexuality before, maybe we could make that its own article in the same vein of the Homos article and just add that section into it? We could write a whole lot more on asexuality than just a theory that CHris might be it. We could put in stuff about his opinions on it, the problems it caused him with Megan, ect ect. Thoughts? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:53, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
:I think we have enough information concerning his opinion about asexuals, so let's do it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:26, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
::My Split Off template finally came in useful. I am pleased. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:26, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
Just get rid of the retarded arguments for Chris being asexual. Chris is most certainly NOT asexual and anyone who's watched him closely for a short period of time knows that. There's a simple way to shorten up the article. [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 02:01, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

==Gallery/Spoiler Tag?==
I agree that this article is too long, and I want to help on it, but I think one of the most important steps is not making everyone look at Chris' duck every time they open the page. It's good that it's in there somewhere, but would it be possible to make it hidden somehow for us STRAIGHT individuals? Feel free to ignore this, probably a shitty idea and I'm probably a pussy for caring, but there's something about dicks that disrupts my flow. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 01:39, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:Honestly, I dont' think the gay individuals really want to see Chris's malformed wang any more than we do. Some things are just plain not cool.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:44, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:: I tried to make this, but the picture just won't display in a gallery. I think the gallery's sentient. If anyone knows how to do this better, it would be appreciated a lot. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 23:29, 25 May 2010 (UTC)
:::Fixed. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:14, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Very nice! What did you do to make it work? --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 21:00, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

== Mount and do me ==

Should we include some information about how he doesn't realize that this is a receiver's shirt and how he fails to properly understand the joke? To me, he probably saw the shirt at Goodwill and thought "HURR HURR SEX JOKE" and bought it outright not knowing what it actually means. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:14, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

==About this Potential Edit War==
Guys, calm the fuck down. We removed Chris' dick in the Duck article, and if you look at its talk page you'll see that I was largely in support of that change. The Sex page was also previously censored, and again I supported that change. If you can't tell, I think the picture should be censored.

However, DSteks, you really shouldn't just revert changes repeatedly without saying why. If you want it censored, you need the other editors to be on board, and you are ruining your argument by just dicking around (no pun intended, but I'm keeping it) and reverting edits. Talk it out for fuck's sake. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 17:50, 23 October 2010 (PDT)

*Also, because 1) I am in support of this censorship and 2) judging by DStecks' edits, he won't argue this himself, here's my principle argument for censoring this image in this and every article it is present in.

:*I fail to see any explicit advantage for not censoring this image. If we leave it uncensored, what does a reader gain from being assaulted by Chris' penis? If they are curious for whatever reason, it is still present, and so those who want to see it still can, and with ease. A showhide box does not disrupt the message of the passage, and the section functions independently of the image, making the picture extraneous.

:*On the other hand, those who don't want to see a naked Chris can still read the article without viewing the image, and without detracting from the message of the passage.

:*In effect, the optionality of the image enhances the experience of some users without detracting in any large way from the experiences of other users. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 18:03, 23 October 2010 (PDT)

::Well I am against censoring as CWCki is uncensored (with the exception of certain personal information) and in the fact that people are looking at articles with the topic of "...sex" etc. If there's no solid reason TO censor, then avoid it. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 18:43, 23 October 2010 (PDT)

:I suppose the next thing you're going to do is to remove the hiding template from the [[Nudes]] and [[Rule 34]] pages? Be consistent, guize. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 21:32, 23 October 2010 (PDT)
::Hiding galleries is somewhat different. Plus I've always thought the Rule 34 gallery was tongue-in-cheek. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:44, 23 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Chris and sex

2010-11-14T23:16:54Z

PerilousSquall: /* Chris and Incest */

Actually, so far so good, but I'm wondering - should we include Chris's views on women in a separate article (like how they're "so sweet" and such) or should we include it here? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 28 January 2009 (CET)

It could go under "Knowledge of Sex and Gender." It'd only be a paragraph or so.~[[User:gourmetpickle]]

"he didn't understand sex until watch softcore porn on HBO around age 16)" < Fixed it to "he didn't understand sex until he watched softcore porn on HBO around age 16)". Was a glaring error; Though it was understandable to read through. [[User:IJustDontCareAnymore|IJustDontCareAnymore]] 00:13, 18 April 2009 (CEST)

I added the asexuality section to here, I totally forgot about this article when I originally wrote it. -- [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 09:13, 6 August 2009 (CEST)
:While I don't subscribe to the idea he's asexual, you present a great case for the idea. Personally, I'm of the belief Chris has the mentality of a spoiled 9-year-old who wants to play with his toys and video games 24/7, but who also wants in on the fun parts of being "grown up" without really understanding their implications. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 10:06, 8 August 2009 (CEST)

Is that conversation between Chris and Panda about her getting raped recorded somewhere? That is fucking beyond belief and I need to see it. [[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 21:04, 18 August 2009 (CEST)

== Chris and Incest ==

Shouldn't there be a section on this page that displays Chris' thoughts on incest? As I recall, Chris and a troll talked about it back a long time ago in one of the earliest Mumble chats. Let's also not forget what was implied between Sonichu and Rosechu in episode 9 of the audiobooks. What do you think? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 12:39. 29 September 2009

I think your furriness masks your intelligence, kid. Good Idea.--[[User:Jump|Jump]] 20:51, 29 September 2009 (CEST)

''I don't know why Sonichu and Rosechu's children haven't Evolved yet. I make sure Sonichu and Rosechu have Good, Straight '''Incest''' with their children on a Regular Basis, which SHOULD raise their Friendship Level significantly! '''Why wouldn't anyone want to have Sex'''?! I don't understand, but hopefully they will Evolve Soon.'' This is from the last letter on [[Mailbag 58]]. Now that's just sick, man. --[[User:OverTheRainbow|OverTheRainbow]] 17:53, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

I'm not sure if that answer was genuinely from Chris or not, could it have been from when Cwcipedia was vandilized? Or is I being naive?--[[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 19:18, 7 April 2010
:Indeed, it was from the vandalism. I archived it for great justice. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:58, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

If there is a case to be made that Chris has an incest fixation, someone should go ahead and write it up. I'd do it myself, but I can't really think of any solid evidence beyond Crystal's resemblance to that "Girlfriend's Gift" trading card. I believe you that there's an argument to be made here, Ed, or at least lulz to be generated. What did you have in mind? [[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 11:54, 30 April 2010 (CEST)
:Added a bit on the incest thing. Personally, I think that Chris fails to differentiate between the different kinds of love. It's all the same to him, and it all ends in glorious sex one way or the other. When he discovered sex, it became a black hole eating away at all his previous concepts of love, so everything becomes a thin parody of romantic love that serves as a bullet train to china. Pick your favorite: he's 1) just that desperate for sex, 2) just that ignorant of social convention and feelings, or 3) just that much of a heartless monster who thinks with his broken genitals. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 17:07, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

I believe Chris has commented on the subject of incest in his mailbags a few times, both to accusations of Sonichu and Rosechu's relationship being incestual, and on the legality of cousin marriage. I'm not sure which mailbags they were, but they need mentioning in this section. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:03, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

Hold up, hold up.

I might be new to CWCki, but can we really take the video here as fact? Nothing's been cited, it's just that some girl said that he fucks his mom. I really doubt that can be a valid source. Sure, it could happen, knowing Chris, but it's a bit far-fetched and isn't backed up by anything. We haven't heard it directly from the horse's mouth, so to speak, so we can't take it as fact, can we? If Chris, in all his wisdom, admits it himself, then it would be, undoubtedly, but some random trolls? I don't think so. I vote we strike that out of the section. / [[User:PerilousSquall|PerilousSquall]] 16:08, November 14, 2010 (MT)

==Rape split==
Given the stuff about Panda particularly and the fact that rape is a frequent thing when it comes to Chris, anyone think that perhaps the rape section could be split off into its own article? Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:01, 3 October 2009 (CEST)
* Sounds like a good idea to me. A ''lot'' could be written about that subject.

It'll probably be the creepiest article on this site, though. *shudder* --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 08:11, 3 October 2009 (CEST)

I'll run off with the current "Chris and Rape" section and make an article on its own. If nobody likes it, feel free to delete it; I'll leave the text on this page intact so that reverting it will be easier. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 23:57, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
*Alrighty, just did this. It's over [[Chris and Rape|here]]. Didn't add it to the template since it's not quite kosher yet. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 00:11, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

==Prostitution quote==
Where did the quote from the prostitution thing come from? that seems like a conversation or e-mail worth reading.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:44, 24 November 2009 (CET)

==Chris's penis==
Could someone find a pic of a seven inch erect penis in flaccid state, to compare to Chris's flaccid penis? The one from the shower vid definitely can't be seven inches, because it's about the same size as mine and I'm sure as hell not seven inches. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:58, 30 November 2009 (CET)

Turgid size doesn't always correlate perfectly with flaccid size. [[User:Kajillion|Kajillion]] 06:26, 17 December 2009 (CET)

Another point; Chris's obesity is not helping his manhood's size. The layers of fat around the base of his penis might artificially shrinks it. Besides, I wonder why we are talking about this. Chris got the habit to make false claims. In fact, I took the time to download and watch his "Mass-Debate" videos and I refuse to believe that his unit measure seven inches. He might make the number by adding his scrotum but I bet he's not longer than five. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:44, 17 December 2009 (CET)

Speaking of which, would it be possible to move that lower in the page, maybe put it under a spoiler tag? I and maybe a few others would rather not be scarred for life any further by it showing up the first second we glance our eyes onto the page. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 22:26, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
* A sign warning you of really nasty shit like this would be okay, too. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 22:28, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
** I'll say what I said below: I attempted to make a gallery-view thing but the pic won't display in a gallery. it's weird. If anyone is better with galleries they really should do this. I really don't want to look at that fucking thing, and I'd like to know what's in the article. it seems interesting. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 23:32, 25 May 2010 (UTC)

==Coping Methods==
Would anyone happen to exactly know how Chris's coping methods are unhealthy? I kind of know about the sex change, but what about his other methods? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 21:10, 14 March 2009 (GMT)

*They're explained pretty well here. He wants to, at least mentally, punish himself for having homoerotic thoughts. He wants to ban gay people from reality so that he never has to have those thoughts again. He's so convinced, for whatever reason, that homosexuality is just plain wrong, that he can't even allow himself to have these thoughts, let alone accept them. It's no healthier than reparative therapy is. also why does your sig say it's March? --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 05:25, 9 December 2009 (CET)
**This goes beyond homosexuality. Chris is taking great length to not mention anything remotely sexualized. His use of the terms "Pickle", "China" "Mass Debating" and "Hanky-Panky" instead of the proper terms for genitals, masturbation and sexual relations shows us what kind of cluster-fuck Chris's psyche really is. He's still in the stage where using or not using a "Magical Mantra" can give you free stuff and avoid taking responsibilities. Quite immature but oh-so autistic if you ask me. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:07, 28 December 2009 (CET)

==Common Questions==
*A while back Chris said his favorite porn actresses were Jenna Jameson, Carmen Luvana, and Daisy Marie. I was hoping he would have a weirder taste, but is there any way we can use this information? [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 08:46, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
:*You can just slap it in the article. (I.E. "At one time, Chris admitted that his favorite porn actresses were Jenna Jameson, Carmen Luvana, and Daisy Marie.")

==Knowledge of Anatomy==
The anatomy of Rosechu shows that Chris knows very little about female anatomy. However since this article is long should it be a new article? Chris and female anatomy or something? --[[User:Fearfulsymmetry|Fearfulsymmetry]] 22:17, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
:Let's just call it Chris and anatomy, because we can see by his CWCRockin4Way picture that he fails harder at anatomy than Rob Liefeld. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:24, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

== Asexuality ==
This article is supposedly oversized right? So here's an idea: Why not split off Asexuality into its own article? Because Chris has given a lot of his own opinions on asexuality before, maybe we could make that its own article in the same vein of the Homos article and just add that section into it? We could write a whole lot more on asexuality than just a theory that CHris might be it. We could put in stuff about his opinions on it, the problems it caused him with Megan, ect ect. Thoughts? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:53, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
:I think we have enough information concerning his opinion about asexuals, so let's do it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:26, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
::My Split Off template finally came in useful. I am pleased. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:26, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
Just get rid of the retarded arguments for Chris being asexual. Chris is most certainly NOT asexual and anyone who's watched him closely for a short period of time knows that. There's a simple way to shorten up the article. [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 02:01, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

==Gallery/Spoiler Tag?==
I agree that this article is too long, and I want to help on it, but I think one of the most important steps is not making everyone look at Chris' duck every time they open the page. It's good that it's in there somewhere, but would it be possible to make it hidden somehow for us STRAIGHT individuals? Feel free to ignore this, probably a shitty idea and I'm probably a pussy for caring, but there's something about dicks that disrupts my flow. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 01:39, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:Honestly, I dont' think the gay individuals really want to see Chris's malformed wang any more than we do. Some things are just plain not cool.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:44, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:: I tried to make this, but the picture just won't display in a gallery. I think the gallery's sentient. If anyone knows how to do this better, it would be appreciated a lot. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 23:29, 25 May 2010 (UTC)
:::Fixed. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:14, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Very nice! What did you do to make it work? --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 21:00, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

== Mount and do me ==

Should we include some information about how he doesn't realize that this is a receiver's shirt and how he fails to properly understand the joke? To me, he probably saw the shirt at Goodwill and thought "HURR HURR SEX JOKE" and bought it outright not knowing what it actually means. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:14, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

==About this Potential Edit War==
Guys, calm the fuck down. We removed Chris' dick in the Duck article, and if you look at its talk page you'll see that I was largely in support of that change. The Sex page was also previously censored, and again I supported that change. If you can't tell, I think the picture should be censored.

However, DSteks, you really shouldn't just revert changes repeatedly without saying why. If you want it censored, you need the other editors to be on board, and you are ruining your argument by just dicking around (no pun intended, but I'm keeping it) and reverting edits. Talk it out for fuck's sake. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 17:50, 23 October 2010 (PDT)

*Also, because 1) I am in support of this censorship and 2) judging by DStecks' edits, he won't argue this himself, here's my principle argument for censoring this image in this and every article it is present in.

:*I fail to see any explicit advantage for not censoring this image. If we leave it uncensored, what does a reader gain from being assaulted by Chris' penis? If they are curious for whatever reason, it is still present, and so those who want to see it still can, and with ease. A showhide box does not disrupt the message of the passage, and the section functions independently of the image, making the picture extraneous.

:*On the other hand, those who don't want to see a naked Chris can still read the article without viewing the image, and without detracting from the message of the passage.

:*In effect, the optionality of the image enhances the experience of some users without detracting in any large way from the experiences of other users. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 18:03, 23 October 2010 (PDT)

::Well I am against censoring as CWCki is uncensored (with the exception of certain personal information) and in the fact that people are looking at articles with the topic of "...sex" etc. If there's no solid reason TO censor, then avoid it. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 18:43, 23 October 2010 (PDT)

:I suppose the next thing you're going to do is to remove the hiding template from the [[Nudes]] and [[Rule 34]] pages? Be consistent, guize. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 21:32, 23 October 2010 (PDT)
::Hiding galleries is somewhat different. Plus I've always thought the Rule 34 gallery was tongue-in-cheek. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:44, 23 October 2010 (PDT)

User:PerilousSquall

2010-11-14T23:09:31Z

PerilousSquall: Created page with "Most people call me Stormy McDanger. I'm an artist, and a long-time CWC fan. Not much I can say, but if you ever want to contact me: stormy-mcdanger@live.com"

Most people call me Stormy McDanger. I'm an artist, and a long-time CWC fan.

Not much I can say, but if you ever want to contact me:

stormy-mcdanger@live.com

Talk:Chris and sex

2010-11-14T23:08:18Z

PerilousSquall: /* Chris and Incest */

Actually, so far so good, but I'm wondering - should we include Chris's views on women in a separate article (like how they're "so sweet" and such) or should we include it here? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 28 January 2009 (CET)

It could go under "Knowledge of Sex and Gender." It'd only be a paragraph or so.~[[User:gourmetpickle]]

"he didn't understand sex until watch softcore porn on HBO around age 16)" < Fixed it to "he didn't understand sex until he watched softcore porn on HBO around age 16)". Was a glaring error; Though it was understandable to read through. [[User:IJustDontCareAnymore|IJustDontCareAnymore]] 00:13, 18 April 2009 (CEST)

I added the asexuality section to here, I totally forgot about this article when I originally wrote it. -- [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 09:13, 6 August 2009 (CEST)
:While I don't subscribe to the idea he's asexual, you present a great case for the idea. Personally, I'm of the belief Chris has the mentality of a spoiled 9-year-old who wants to play with his toys and video games 24/7, but who also wants in on the fun parts of being "grown up" without really understanding their implications. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 10:06, 8 August 2009 (CEST)

Is that conversation between Chris and Panda about her getting raped recorded somewhere? That is fucking beyond belief and I need to see it. [[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 21:04, 18 August 2009 (CEST)

== Chris and Incest ==

Shouldn't there be a section on this page that displays Chris' thoughts on incest? As I recall, Chris and a troll talked about it back a long time ago in one of the earliest Mumble chats. Let's also not forget what was implied between Sonichu and Rosechu in episode 9 of the audiobooks. What do you think? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 12:39. 29 September 2009

I think your furriness masks your intelligence, kid. Good Idea.--[[User:Jump|Jump]] 20:51, 29 September 2009 (CEST)

''I don't know why Sonichu and Rosechu's children haven't Evolved yet. I make sure Sonichu and Rosechu have Good, Straight '''Incest''' with their children on a Regular Basis, which SHOULD raise their Friendship Level significantly! '''Why wouldn't anyone want to have Sex'''?! I don't understand, but hopefully they will Evolve Soon.'' This is from the last letter on [[Mailbag 58]]. Now that's just sick, man. --[[User:OverTheRainbow|OverTheRainbow]] 17:53, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

I'm not sure if that answer was genuinely from Chris or not, could it have been from when Cwcipedia was vandilized? Or is I being naive?--[[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 19:18, 7 April 2010
:Indeed, it was from the vandalism. I archived it for great justice. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:58, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

If there is a case to be made that Chris has an incest fixation, someone should go ahead and write it up. I'd do it myself, but I can't really think of any solid evidence beyond Crystal's resemblance to that "Girlfriend's Gift" trading card. I believe you that there's an argument to be made here, Ed, or at least lulz to be generated. What did you have in mind? [[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 11:54, 30 April 2010 (CEST)
:Added a bit on the incest thing. Personally, I think that Chris fails to differentiate between the different kinds of love. It's all the same to him, and it all ends in glorious sex one way or the other. When he discovered sex, it became a black hole eating away at all his previous concepts of love, so everything becomes a thin parody of romantic love that serves as a bullet train to china. Pick your favorite: he's 1) just that desperate for sex, 2) just that ignorant of social convention and feelings, or 3) just that much of a heartless monster who thinks with his broken genitals. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 17:07, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

I believe Chris has commented on the subject of incest in his mailbags a few times, both to accusations of Sonichu and Rosechu's relationship being incestual, and on the legality of cousin marriage. I'm not sure which mailbags they were, but they need mentioning in this section. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:03, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

Hold up, hold up.

I might be new to CWCki, but can we really take the video here as fact? Nothing's been cited, it's just that some girl said that he fucks his mom. I really doubt that can be a valid source. Sure, it could happen, knowing Chris, but it's a bit far-fetched and isn't backed up by anything. We haven't heard it directly from the horse's mouth, so to speak, so we can't take it as fact, can we? If Chris, in all his wisdom, admits it himself, then it would be, undoubtedly, but some random trolls? I don't think so. I vote we strike that out of the section. [[User:PerilousSquall|PerilousSquall]] 16:08, November 14, 2010

==Rape split==
Given the stuff about Panda particularly and the fact that rape is a frequent thing when it comes to Chris, anyone think that perhaps the rape section could be split off into its own article? Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:01, 3 October 2009 (CEST)
* Sounds like a good idea to me. A ''lot'' could be written about that subject.

It'll probably be the creepiest article on this site, though. *shudder* --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 08:11, 3 October 2009 (CEST)

I'll run off with the current "Chris and Rape" section and make an article on its own. If nobody likes it, feel free to delete it; I'll leave the text on this page intact so that reverting it will be easier. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 23:57, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
*Alrighty, just did this. It's over [[Chris and Rape|here]]. Didn't add it to the template since it's not quite kosher yet. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 00:11, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

==Prostitution quote==
Where did the quote from the prostitution thing come from? that seems like a conversation or e-mail worth reading.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:44, 24 November 2009 (CET)

==Chris's penis==
Could someone find a pic of a seven inch erect penis in flaccid state, to compare to Chris's flaccid penis? The one from the shower vid definitely can't be seven inches, because it's about the same size as mine and I'm sure as hell not seven inches. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:58, 30 November 2009 (CET)

Turgid size doesn't always correlate perfectly with flaccid size. [[User:Kajillion|Kajillion]] 06:26, 17 December 2009 (CET)

Another point; Chris's obesity is not helping his manhood's size. The layers of fat around the base of his penis might artificially shrinks it. Besides, I wonder why we are talking about this. Chris got the habit to make false claims. In fact, I took the time to download and watch his "Mass-Debate" videos and I refuse to believe that his unit measure seven inches. He might make the number by adding his scrotum but I bet he's not longer than five. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:44, 17 December 2009 (CET)

Speaking of which, would it be possible to move that lower in the page, maybe put it under a spoiler tag? I and maybe a few others would rather not be scarred for life any further by it showing up the first second we glance our eyes onto the page. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 22:26, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
* A sign warning you of really nasty shit like this would be okay, too. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 22:28, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
** I'll say what I said below: I attempted to make a gallery-view thing but the pic won't display in a gallery. it's weird. If anyone is better with galleries they really should do this. I really don't want to look at that fucking thing, and I'd like to know what's in the article. it seems interesting. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 23:32, 25 May 2010 (UTC)

==Coping Methods==
Would anyone happen to exactly know how Chris's coping methods are unhealthy? I kind of know about the sex change, but what about his other methods? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 21:10, 14 March 2009 (GMT)

*They're explained pretty well here. He wants to, at least mentally, punish himself for having homoerotic thoughts. He wants to ban gay people from reality so that he never has to have those thoughts again. He's so convinced, for whatever reason, that homosexuality is just plain wrong, that he can't even allow himself to have these thoughts, let alone accept them. It's no healthier than reparative therapy is. also why does your sig say it's March? --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 05:25, 9 December 2009 (CET)
**This goes beyond homosexuality. Chris is taking great length to not mention anything remotely sexualized. His use of the terms "Pickle", "China" "Mass Debating" and "Hanky-Panky" instead of the proper terms for genitals, masturbation and sexual relations shows us what kind of cluster-fuck Chris's psyche really is. He's still in the stage where using or not using a "Magical Mantra" can give you free stuff and avoid taking responsibilities. Quite immature but oh-so autistic if you ask me. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:07, 28 December 2009 (CET)

==Common Questions==
*A while back Chris said his favorite porn actresses were Jenna Jameson, Carmen Luvana, and Daisy Marie. I was hoping he would have a weirder taste, but is there any way we can use this information? [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 08:46, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
:*You can just slap it in the article. (I.E. "At one time, Chris admitted that his favorite porn actresses were Jenna Jameson, Carmen Luvana, and Daisy Marie.")

==Knowledge of Anatomy==
The anatomy of Rosechu shows that Chris knows very little about female anatomy. However since this article is long should it be a new article? Chris and female anatomy or something? --[[User:Fearfulsymmetry|Fearfulsymmetry]] 22:17, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
:Let's just call it Chris and anatomy, because we can see by his CWCRockin4Way picture that he fails harder at anatomy than Rob Liefeld. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:24, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

== Asexuality ==
This article is supposedly oversized right? So here's an idea: Why not split off Asexuality into its own article? Because Chris has given a lot of his own opinions on asexuality before, maybe we could make that its own article in the same vein of the Homos article and just add that section into it? We could write a whole lot more on asexuality than just a theory that CHris might be it. We could put in stuff about his opinions on it, the problems it caused him with Megan, ect ect. Thoughts? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:53, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
:I think we have enough information concerning his opinion about asexuals, so let's do it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:26, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
::My Split Off template finally came in useful. I am pleased. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:26, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
Just get rid of the retarded arguments for Chris being asexual. Chris is most certainly NOT asexual and anyone who's watched him closely for a short period of time knows that. There's a simple way to shorten up the article. [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 02:01, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

==Gallery/Spoiler Tag?==
I agree that this article is too long, and I want to help on it, but I think one of the most important steps is not making everyone look at Chris' duck every time they open the page. It's good that it's in there somewhere, but would it be possible to make it hidden somehow for us STRAIGHT individuals? Feel free to ignore this, probably a shitty idea and I'm probably a pussy for caring, but there's something about dicks that disrupts my flow. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 01:39, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:Honestly, I dont' think the gay individuals really want to see Chris's malformed wang any more than we do. Some things are just plain not cool.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:44, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:: I tried to make this, but the picture just won't display in a gallery. I think the gallery's sentient. If anyone knows how to do this better, it would be appreciated a lot. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 23:29, 25 May 2010 (UTC)
:::Fixed. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:14, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Very nice! What did you do to make it work? --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 21:00, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

== Mount and do me ==

Should we include some information about how he doesn't realize that this is a receiver's shirt and how he fails to properly understand the joke? To me, he probably saw the shirt at Goodwill and thought "HURR HURR SEX JOKE" and bought it outright not knowing what it actually means. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:14, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

==About this Potential Edit War==
Guys, calm the fuck down. We removed Chris' dick in the Duck article, and if you look at its talk page you'll see that I was largely in support of that change. The Sex page was also previously censored, and again I supported that change. If you can't tell, I think the picture should be censored.

However, DSteks, you really shouldn't just revert changes repeatedly without saying why. If you want it censored, you need the other editors to be on board, and you are ruining your argument by just dicking around (no pun intended, but I'm keeping it) and reverting edits. Talk it out for fuck's sake. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 17:50, 23 October 2010 (PDT)

*Also, because 1) I am in support of this censorship and 2) judging by DStecks' edits, he won't argue this himself, here's my principle argument for censoring this image in this and every article it is present in.

:*I fail to see any explicit advantage for not censoring this image. If we leave it uncensored, what does a reader gain from being assaulted by Chris' penis? If they are curious for whatever reason, it is still present, and so those who want to see it still can, and with ease. A showhide box does not disrupt the message of the passage, and the section functions independently of the image, making the picture extraneous.

:*On the other hand, those who don't want to see a naked Chris can still read the article without viewing the image, and without detracting from the message of the passage.

:*In effect, the optionality of the image enhances the experience of some users without detracting in any large way from the experiences of other users. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 18:03, 23 October 2010 (PDT)

::Well I am against censoring as CWCki is uncensored (with the exception of certain personal information) and in the fact that people are looking at articles with the topic of "...sex" etc. If there's no solid reason TO censor, then avoid it. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 18:43, 23 October 2010 (PDT)

:I suppose the next thing you're going to do is to remove the hiding template from the [[Nudes]] and [[Rule 34]] pages? Be consistent, guize. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 21:32, 23 October 2010 (PDT)
::Hiding galleries is somewhat different. Plus I've always thought the Rule 34 gallery was tongue-in-cheek. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:44, 23 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Chris and sex

2010-11-14T23:06:32Z

PerilousSquall: /* Chris and Incest */

Actually, so far so good, but I'm wondering - should we include Chris's views on women in a separate article (like how they're "so sweet" and such) or should we include it here? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 28 January 2009 (CET)

It could go under "Knowledge of Sex and Gender." It'd only be a paragraph or so.~[[User:gourmetpickle]]

"he didn't understand sex until watch softcore porn on HBO around age 16)" < Fixed it to "he didn't understand sex until he watched softcore porn on HBO around age 16)". Was a glaring error; Though it was understandable to read through. [[User:IJustDontCareAnymore|IJustDontCareAnymore]] 00:13, 18 April 2009 (CEST)

I added the asexuality section to here, I totally forgot about this article when I originally wrote it. -- [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 09:13, 6 August 2009 (CEST)
:While I don't subscribe to the idea he's asexual, you present a great case for the idea. Personally, I'm of the belief Chris has the mentality of a spoiled 9-year-old who wants to play with his toys and video games 24/7, but who also wants in on the fun parts of being "grown up" without really understanding their implications. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 10:06, 8 August 2009 (CEST)

Is that conversation between Chris and Panda about her getting raped recorded somewhere? That is fucking beyond belief and I need to see it. [[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 21:04, 18 August 2009 (CEST)

== Chris and Incest ==

Shouldn't there be a section on this page that displays Chris' thoughts on incest? As I recall, Chris and a troll talked about it back a long time ago in one of the earliest Mumble chats. Let's also not forget what was implied between Sonichu and Rosechu in episode 9 of the audiobooks. What do you think? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 12:39. 29 September 2009

I think your furriness masks your intelligence, kid. Good Idea.--[[User:Jump|Jump]] 20:51, 29 September 2009 (CEST)

''I don't know why Sonichu and Rosechu's children haven't Evolved yet. I make sure Sonichu and Rosechu have Good, Straight '''Incest''' with their children on a Regular Basis, which SHOULD raise their Friendship Level significantly! '''Why wouldn't anyone want to have Sex'''?! I don't understand, but hopefully they will Evolve Soon.'' This is from the last letter on [[Mailbag 58]]. Now that's just sick, man. --[[User:OverTheRainbow|OverTheRainbow]] 17:53, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

I'm not sure if that answer was genuinely from Chris or not, could it have been from when Cwcipedia was vandilized? Or is I being naive?--[[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 19:18, 7 April 2010
:Indeed, it was from the vandalism. I archived it for great justice. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:58, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

If there is a case to be made that Chris has an incest fixation, someone should go ahead and write it up. I'd do it myself, but I can't really think of any solid evidence beyond Crystal's resemblance to that "Girlfriend's Gift" trading card. I believe you that there's an argument to be made here, Ed, or at least lulz to be generated. What did you have in mind? [[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 11:54, 30 April 2010 (CEST)
:Added a bit on the incest thing. Personally, I think that Chris fails to differentiate between the different kinds of love. It's all the same to him, and it all ends in glorious sex one way or the other. When he discovered sex, it became a black hole eating away at all his previous concepts of love, so everything becomes a thin parody of romantic love that serves as a bullet train to china. Pick your favorite: he's 1) just that desperate for sex, 2) just that ignorant of social convention and feelings, or 3) just that much of a heartless monster who thinks with his broken genitals. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 17:07, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

I believe Chris has commented on the subject of incest in his mailbags a few times, both to accusations of Sonichu and Rosechu's relationship being incestual, and on the legality of cousin marriage. I'm not sure which mailbags they were, but they need mentioning in this section. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:03, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

Hold up, hold up.

I might be new to CWCki, but can we really take the video here as fact? Nothing's been cited, it's just that some girl said that he fucks his mom. I really doubt that can be a valid source. Sure, it could happen, knowing Chris, but it's a bit far-fetched and isn't backed up by anything. We haven't heard it directly from the horse's mouth, so to speak, so we can't take it as fact, can we? If Chris, in all his wisdom, admits it himself, then it would be, undoubtedly, but some random trolls? I don't think so. I vote we strike that out of the section.

==Rape split==
Given the stuff about Panda particularly and the fact that rape is a frequent thing when it comes to Chris, anyone think that perhaps the rape section could be split off into its own article? Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:01, 3 October 2009 (CEST)
* Sounds like a good idea to me. A ''lot'' could be written about that subject.

It'll probably be the creepiest article on this site, though. *shudder* --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 08:11, 3 October 2009 (CEST)

I'll run off with the current "Chris and Rape" section and make an article on its own. If nobody likes it, feel free to delete it; I'll leave the text on this page intact so that reverting it will be easier. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 23:57, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
*Alrighty, just did this. It's over [[Chris and Rape|here]]. Didn't add it to the template since it's not quite kosher yet. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 00:11, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

==Prostitution quote==
Where did the quote from the prostitution thing come from? that seems like a conversation or e-mail worth reading.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:44, 24 November 2009 (CET)

==Chris's penis==
Could someone find a pic of a seven inch erect penis in flaccid state, to compare to Chris's flaccid penis? The one from the shower vid definitely can't be seven inches, because it's about the same size as mine and I'm sure as hell not seven inches. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:58, 30 November 2009 (CET)

Turgid size doesn't always correlate perfectly with flaccid size. [[User:Kajillion|Kajillion]] 06:26, 17 December 2009 (CET)

Another point; Chris's obesity is not helping his manhood's size. The layers of fat around the base of his penis might artificially shrinks it. Besides, I wonder why we are talking about this. Chris got the habit to make false claims. In fact, I took the time to download and watch his "Mass-Debate" videos and I refuse to believe that his unit measure seven inches. He might make the number by adding his scrotum but I bet he's not longer than five. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:44, 17 December 2009 (CET)

Speaking of which, would it be possible to move that lower in the page, maybe put it under a spoiler tag? I and maybe a few others would rather not be scarred for life any further by it showing up the first second we glance our eyes onto the page. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 22:26, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
* A sign warning you of really nasty shit like this would be okay, too. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 22:28, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
** I'll say what I said below: I attempted to make a gallery-view thing but the pic won't display in a gallery. it's weird. If anyone is better with galleries they really should do this. I really don't want to look at that fucking thing, and I'd like to know what's in the article. it seems interesting. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 23:32, 25 May 2010 (UTC)

==Coping Methods==
Would anyone happen to exactly know how Chris's coping methods are unhealthy? I kind of know about the sex change, but what about his other methods? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 21:10, 14 March 2009 (GMT)

*They're explained pretty well here. He wants to, at least mentally, punish himself for having homoerotic thoughts. He wants to ban gay people from reality so that he never has to have those thoughts again. He's so convinced, for whatever reason, that homosexuality is just plain wrong, that he can't even allow himself to have these thoughts, let alone accept them. It's no healthier than reparative therapy is. also why does your sig say it's March? --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 05:25, 9 December 2009 (CET)
**This goes beyond homosexuality. Chris is taking great length to not mention anything remotely sexualized. His use of the terms "Pickle", "China" "Mass Debating" and "Hanky-Panky" instead of the proper terms for genitals, masturbation and sexual relations shows us what kind of cluster-fuck Chris's psyche really is. He's still in the stage where using or not using a "Magical Mantra" can give you free stuff and avoid taking responsibilities. Quite immature but oh-so autistic if you ask me. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:07, 28 December 2009 (CET)

==Common Questions==
*A while back Chris said his favorite porn actresses were Jenna Jameson, Carmen Luvana, and Daisy Marie. I was hoping he would have a weirder taste, but is there any way we can use this information? [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 08:46, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
:*You can just slap it in the article. (I.E. "At one time, Chris admitted that his favorite porn actresses were Jenna Jameson, Carmen Luvana, and Daisy Marie.")

==Knowledge of Anatomy==
The anatomy of Rosechu shows that Chris knows very little about female anatomy. However since this article is long should it be a new article? Chris and female anatomy or something? --[[User:Fearfulsymmetry|Fearfulsymmetry]] 22:17, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
:Let's just call it Chris and anatomy, because we can see by his CWCRockin4Way picture that he fails harder at anatomy than Rob Liefeld. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:24, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

== Asexuality ==
This article is supposedly oversized right? So here's an idea: Why not split off Asexuality into its own article? Because Chris has given a lot of his own opinions on asexuality before, maybe we could make that its own article in the same vein of the Homos article and just add that section into it? We could write a whole lot more on asexuality than just a theory that CHris might be it. We could put in stuff about his opinions on it, the problems it caused him with Megan, ect ect. Thoughts? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:53, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
:I think we have enough information concerning his opinion about asexuals, so let's do it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:26, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
::My Split Off template finally came in useful. I am pleased. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:26, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
Just get rid of the retarded arguments for Chris being asexual. Chris is most certainly NOT asexual and anyone who's watched him closely for a short period of time knows that. There's a simple way to shorten up the article. [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 02:01, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

==Gallery/Spoiler Tag?==
I agree that this article is too long, and I want to help on it, but I think one of the most important steps is not making everyone look at Chris' duck every time they open the page. It's good that it's in there somewhere, but would it be possible to make it hidden somehow for us STRAIGHT individuals? Feel free to ignore this, probably a shitty idea and I'm probably a pussy for caring, but there's something about dicks that disrupts my flow. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 01:39, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:Honestly, I dont' think the gay individuals really want to see Chris's malformed wang any more than we do. Some things are just plain not cool.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:44, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:: I tried to make this, but the picture just won't display in a gallery. I think the gallery's sentient. If anyone knows how to do this better, it would be appreciated a lot. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 23:29, 25 May 2010 (UTC)
:::Fixed. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:14, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Very nice! What did you do to make it work? --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 21:00, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

== Mount and do me ==

Should we include some information about how he doesn't realize that this is a receiver's shirt and how he fails to properly understand the joke? To me, he probably saw the shirt at Goodwill and thought "HURR HURR SEX JOKE" and bought it outright not knowing what it actually means. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:14, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

==About this Potential Edit War==
Guys, calm the fuck down. We removed Chris' dick in the Duck article, and if you look at its talk page you'll see that I was largely in support of that change. The Sex page was also previously censored, and again I supported that change. If you can't tell, I think the picture should be censored.

However, DSteks, you really shouldn't just revert changes repeatedly without saying why. If you want it censored, you need the other editors to be on board, and you are ruining your argument by just dicking around (no pun intended, but I'm keeping it) and reverting edits. Talk it out for fuck's sake. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 17:50, 23 October 2010 (PDT)

*Also, because 1) I am in support of this censorship and 2) judging by DStecks' edits, he won't argue this himself, here's my principle argument for censoring this image in this and every article it is present in.

:*I fail to see any explicit advantage for not censoring this image. If we leave it uncensored, what does a reader gain from being assaulted by Chris' penis? If they are curious for whatever reason, it is still present, and so those who want to see it still can, and with ease. A showhide box does not disrupt the message of the passage, and the section functions independently of the image, making the picture extraneous.

:*On the other hand, those who don't want to see a naked Chris can still read the article without viewing the image, and without detracting from the message of the passage.

:*In effect, the optionality of the image enhances the experience of some users without detracting in any large way from the experiences of other users. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 18:03, 23 October 2010 (PDT)

::Well I am against censoring as CWCki is uncensored (with the exception of certain personal information) and in the fact that people are looking at articles with the topic of "...sex" etc. If there's no solid reason TO censor, then avoid it. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 18:43, 23 October 2010 (PDT)

:I suppose the next thing you're going to do is to remove the hiding template from the [[Nudes]] and [[Rule 34]] pages? Be consistent, guize. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 21:32, 23 October 2010 (PDT)
::Hiding galleries is somewhat different. Plus I've always thought the Rule 34 gallery was tongue-in-cheek. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:44, 23 October 2010 (PDT)