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Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu

2010-06-11T15:34:14Z

Petergriffin555:

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[[Image:202-SchuRchuKissPSPWall.jpg]]

<span style="font-size: 60px; line-height: 65px; color: red;">KISSING DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY</span>
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'''Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu''' is Sonichu's poem to [[Rosechu]]. Briefly quoted in [[Issue 0| Episode 2]], with the full text available in a Valentine's Day edition of [[Sonichu's News Dash]]. In one simple poem, Chris manages to make the reader completely lose all respect for literature in general. Obviously written stream-of-consciously, this is undoubtedly the worst thing to '''evar''' rhyme.

Incidentally, Sonichu feels he is required to point out that Rosechu [[Women's Rights|can't run as fast as him]]. He's a real charmer, that guy.

==Text==
[[Image:Sonichu's Ode.jpg|thumb|right|Sonichu's [[Chris and sex|romantic advances]] allude to the famous verse of the great sonnetist, [[Christian Weston Chandler|Christiano Ragespeare]].]]
Oh, Rosechu, you are as beautiful as a rose,
though a Zapbud is the flower that heals your woes.

You shock me with your electrifying radiance,
If I evolve into your knight, I will protect you with my lance.

Speed makes no difference, though you are slower than I,
You dance in a field with such grace and style. Sigh…

I will run great distances for thee,
for I can run very fast and never get a strained knee.

Rosey, as often as birds tweet,
will you be my lovely heartsweet?

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Dramatic Reading
| video = {{#ev:youtube|1rN7PtUMMYg}}
| Stardate = 28 May 2010
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/manwithoutabody manwithoutabody]
| Subject =
| Video Type =
| Other Info = The third poem read, along with [[Hard Love Quest]] and [[Valentine's Day Hymn]].
}}

{{Writings}}

[[Category:Poetry]]

Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu

2010-06-11T15:33:44Z

Petergriffin555:

<div style="text-align: center;">
[[Image:202-SchuRchuKissPSPWall.jpg]]

<span style="font-size: 60px; line-height: 65px; color: red;">KISSING DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY</span>
</div>

'''Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu''' is Sonichu's poem to [[Rosechu]]. Briefly quoted in [[Issue 0| Episode 2]], with the full text available in a Valentine's Day edition of [[Sonichu's News Dash]]. In one simple poem, Chris manages to make the reader completely lose all respect for literature in general. Obviously written stream-of-consciously, this is undoubtedly the worst thing to '''evar''' rhyme.

Incidentally, Sonichu feels he is required to point out that Rosechu [[Women's Rights|can't run as fast as him]]. He's a real charmer, that guy.

==Text==
[[Image:Sonichu's Ode.jpg|thumb|right|Sonichu's [[Chris and sex|romantic advances]] allude to the famous verse of the great sonnetist, [[Christian Weston Chandler|Christiano Ragespeare]].]]
<poem>Oh, Rosechu, you are as beautiful as a rose,
though a Zapbud is the flower that heals your woes.

You shock me with your electrifying radiance,
If I evolve into your knight, I will protect you with my lance.

Speed makes no difference, though you are slower than I,
You dance in a field with such grace and style. Sigh…

I will run great distances for thee,
for I can run very fast and never get a strained knee.

Rosey, as often as birds tweet,
will you be my lovely heartsweet?<poem>

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Dramatic Reading
| video = {{#ev:youtube|1rN7PtUMMYg}}
| Stardate = 28 May 2010
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/manwithoutabody manwithoutabody]
| Subject =
| Video Type =
| Other Info = The third poem read, along with [[Hard Love Quest]] and [[Valentine's Day Hymn]].
}}

{{Writings}}

[[Category:Poetry]]

Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu

2010-06-11T15:33:10Z

Petergriffin555:

<div style="text-align: center;">
[[Image:202-SchuRchuKissPSPWall.jpg]]

<span style="font-size: 60px; line-height: 65px; color: red;">KISSING DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY</span>
</div>

'''Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu''' is Sonichu's poem to [[Rosechu]]. Briefly quoted in [[Issue 0| Episode 2]], with the full text available in a Valentine's Day edition of [[Sonichu's News Dash]]. In one simple poem, Chris manages to make the reader completely lose all respect for literature in general. Obviously written stream-of-consciously, this is undoubtedly the worst thing to '''evar''' rhyme.

Incidentally, Sonichu feels he is required to point out that Rosechu [[Women's Rights|can't run as fast as him]]. He's a real charmer, that guy.

==Text==
[[Image:Sonichu's Ode.jpg|thumb|right|Sonichu's [[Chris and sex|romantic advances]] allude to the famous verse of the great sonnetist, [[Christian Weston Chandler|Christiano Ragespeare]].]]
</poem>Oh, Rosechu, you are as beautiful as a rose,
though a Zapbud is the flower that heals your woes.

You shock me with your electrifying radiance,
If I evolve into your knight, I will protect you with my lance.

Speed makes no difference, though you are slower than I,
You dance in a field with such grace and style. Sigh…

I will run great distances for thee,
for I can run very fast and never get a strained knee.

Rosey, as often as birds tweet,
will you be my lovely heartsweet?</poem>

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Dramatic Reading
| video = {{#ev:youtube|1rN7PtUMMYg}}
| Stardate = 28 May 2010
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/manwithoutabody manwithoutabody]
| Subject =
| Video Type =
| Other Info = The third poem read, along with [[Hard Love Quest]] and [[Valentine's Day Hymn]].
}}

{{Writings}}

[[Category:Poetry]]