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The Alpha Trion/"Young Warrior" Challenge

2016-12-12T18:43:24Z

Phantom Dusclops'92: DO YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT GETTING THINGS RIGHT?

{{transcript}}

In this video Chris tries to create a new challenge, similar to the JLS Ice Bucket challenge (In his head). This video is the introduction of the challenge and Chris encourages everybody to try it.
After introducing the Young Warrior Challenge, he goes on to play with his Alpha Trion and Sentinel Prime toy figures, pretending that the latter is Donald Trump.
Chris uses the toys to express his extremist left-wing views. However, it has been slightly dulled down from literally wishing death upon the opposing candidate on social media, more than likely the suggestion of someone else and not Chris's idea.
He also goes on to say how he is looking forward to communicating with official people about having [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] figures made. It seems that Chris is still oblivious to how no company is ever going to merchandise Sonichu.

Chris endorses BigBadToyStore.com several times in this video.
==Video==
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| name = The Alpha Trion/"Young Warrior" Challenge
| video = {{#ev:youtube|GJ9ZzY5uebA}}
| stardate = 30 November 2016
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}
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| shirt = {{imdoneadulting|text}}
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| previous = [[Patreon announcement]]
| next = [[Alpha Trion/"Young" warrior challenge explained]]
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'''Description'''

{{quotebox|Now accepting Donations on my Patreon Page,<ref>https://patreon.com/user?u=4525122&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&utm_campaign=creatorshare2</ref>.

Citing emgo316
Alpha Trion Review<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv_WbpYnUL8&index=20&list=PLszc8VRCv6OdxZ_ZqAIDl3K1pMvQefU8u</ref>

Soundwave Review<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBNf7zPJ82U&list=PLszc8VRCv6OdxZ_ZqAIDl3K1pMvQefU8u&index=26</ref>

Alpha Trion on BigBadToyStore.com<ref>http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=HAS25157&mode=retail</ref>
}}

==Transcript==
Hello everybody this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again, and remind - and just saying once again about the Patreon that I am- that I just started up, the link is in the description of the previous v-video uploaded before this one. But, anyway I am doing this video because I heard (???) about how successful the ice bucket challenge was, and I- yeah, and regardless of how everybody is... is getting a new challenge where they're- they might still be dumping very cold water from buckets on their heads, and also more recently I've heard getting backpacks thrown upon them by crowds or standing still to be mannequins.

'''[Chris pretends to be a mannequin briefly]''' Well, we're going to do something different today it's inspired and brought to you by emgo gay- emgo 3 1 6 I think... the link to his channel will be in the description below this video as well as big bad toy store dot com! I have just received this in the mail today from a- from a very nice gift. (???) video, is the helpful- is the fun advice that he- emgo did the voice for Alpha [[Chris and English|Trorion]].'''[Chris puts on a strange voice, but then goes back to normal]''' Here's one example I remember firmly well because I liked that video from the soundwave video '''[Chris does the same voice again]''' Hear me now, and understand me tomorrow! When the gerbil retreats into its bunghole, the moon shall fall into a vat of tapioca '''[Chris laughs]''' and then Megatron says '''[Chris goes into a monologue with himself]''', you know what's weird (???) You know what's weird? I understood that. That made sense to me. It would. What's that supposed to mean? Did someone leave the front door open again? I'll put that video link in the description below let ya'll enjoy that. Anyway, so, yeah, so from there the old theme of YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAoung warrior... has been around since.

So, I'm issuing a new challenge, becau- uh- see how long everybody can go, go on saying that. Just- you can call it the Alpha Trion challenge, or it can be also known as the Young warrior challenge. Uh, which, I'm- I'm issuing it to everybody from this video introducing it, but initially you can have the Alpha Trion figure, available in stores or from big bad toy store dot com! I'll put that link in the description below! OR, if you can't afford the figure you can get the image of his head, his face and draw it onto a piece of paper and put it ''over'' your face... and then, shortly after the Young warrior you can make up your own sound advice, [[Chris and English|and stake that]], or take advice from an actual relative. '''[Chris screeches "Young Warrior over 12 seconds]'''
I'm starting (???) to help out with the Patreon, to help out with our [[Financhu Crisis|financial homes here]]. Anyway, YAAAAoung warrior! I love that line. Hear me now, and understand me tomorrow! That makes-[[Chris and English|that's definitely reflective true]].

And for my first piece of sound advice, we're going to take the... destroyed sentinel prime, or should I sa- or shou- or more accurately described it, the nearly destroyed [[Donald Trump]], because I still feel that way about him. So, to pretty much- announce the peaceful alternative that I would have preferred instead of wishing death upon him and Mike Pence presented by Alpha Trion [Chris speaks a strange voice] YAAAAAAAAAAAA- wha?, you're not so young, you're old [[Donald Trump]]! And Mike Pence is no picture either, Anyway, Young Warrior! Hear me now, and understand me tomorrow! Relinquish your position that you will be taking in January and take Mike Pence with you and allow Hillary and Kaine to take the rightful presidential position! Otherwise, until you do, or if you don't everyone will be praying for your death (???) to happen before the coming January in 2017.

So, relinquish your '''[Chris briefly returns to his normal, high voice]''' office patrol. Well then, as- as [[Donald Trump]], presidential (???) I hereby relinquish my role in office, and I take Mike Pence with me, and I give it to Hillary Clinton! Hooray for America! And the LGBTQ, and everybody else... Grr. (???) but you know what? I'm not they're president! But my name will always, Not my president! '''[Chris returning to normal voice again briefly]''' He's certainly not my president, [[Donald Trump]]. Anyway, I shall go back to my finances and allow the presidential debate that I would never be capable of dealing with, and let [[Hillary Clinton]] take the role. Thank you Alpha Trion for your s-helpful advice. [[Random-access humor|Where's my soup? Jimmy?! JIMMY]]?! '''[Chris returns back to his normal voice]'''

Okay, so anyway, that's one example. I put it upon everybody else to offer their- rant- their individual examples for the Alpha Trion YAAAAAAAAAAAoung warrior challenge! In favour of helping me out at home towards getting backing to [[Chris and English|creamfield creatively]] inspired- to make [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] some more. Some more figures and hopefully actually get face-to-face in person, NOT over the internet or Skype communications with [[Nintendo|official people]] and actually have things going progressing with that. Thank you very much, and have a good day.

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Jimmy Hill

2015-12-19T18:44:55Z

Phantom Dusclops'92:

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{Quote|Jimmy Hill is a Thief and an Impostor; DO NOT BUY HIS IMPOSTOR SONICHU CRAP!|Chris on Jimmy<ref>[[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog]]</ref>}}
{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | Trolls
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:Jimmuh hill.jpg|150px|center]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Jimmy Hill
|-
|'''Full name'''
|James William Thomas Hill
|-
|'''Born'''
|22 July [[Pre-1980|1928]]
|-
|'''Died'''
|19 December [[2015]] (aged 87)<ref name=bbcdeath>[http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/35141430 Jimmy Hill: Former Match of the Day presenter dies aged 87]. BBC, 19 December 2015</ref>
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male
|-
| '''Nationality'''
| British
|-
| '''[[Race]]'''
| [[Chris and race|White]]
|-
| '''Occupation(s)'''
Football pundit, copyright violator
|-
|}

'''Jimmy Hill''' (22 July [[Pre-1980|1928]] – 19 December [[2015]]<ref name=bbcdeath/>) was a [[troll]] who claimed to be the true original creator of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], and infuriated Chris by selling counterfeit [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] merchandise and aiming to launch the comic in Europe around September—December [[2008]].
==Jimmy Hill's work==
Jimmy Hill's version of Sonichu was a [[homo]], with [[Blake]] as his boyfriend and Rosechu his [[Gal-pal|fag-hag]]. He revered [[Mary Lee Walsh]] as his mother and Jimmy Hill as his father, and battled Chris-Chu's giant jerk-bot. Hill also sold OFFICIAL merch, including a [[muscle bra]] "suitable for [[Barbara Chandler|geriatric females]] and [[Christian Weston Chandler|overweight men who are uncertain about their sexuality]]."

==Chris responds==
In September 2008, Chris first responded to the unauthorized merch sales, referring to him as "Jerry Hill."<ref>[[Christian's Update 11 September 2008]]</ref><ref>[[Christian's Update 13 September 2008]]</ref>

The next month, Chris raged more openly against Jimmy Hill, pointing out that Hill's work was an obvious ripoff of his, and ignoring that his own work is a ripoff of everything.<ref>[[Chris Chan Update 13 October 2008]]</ref>

He and [[PandaHalo]] planned to sue Jimmy,<ref>[[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]]</ref> and when she said "i hope somebody cuts off his penis" in IRC, Chris made his famous statement, "I hope he loses his [[duck]]."<ref>[[IRC (24 October 2008)]]</ref>

His fans at [[ED]] left a sign reading "ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA ♥ JIMMY HILL" on Chris's lawn on [[Halloween]] 2008. A year later, he tore up the sign on [[YouTube]]<ref>[[Sign Destruction Video]]</ref>.

During the [[Miyamoto Saga]], Chris grandiosely stated, ''"I declare another step forward in the Sonichu Game project, and the downfall of that Impostor, Jimmy Hill. I have also informed them of Sarah Mitchel's message of Sega of Japan leaning to pay the impostor, but Takashi will most certainly step in and avert the mistake from being made. Then hopefully, with their help, I'll be able to claim the copyrights in the UK that should have been mine in the first place. I already had them from the Virginia Library of Congress."''
[[File:SchuComic10P20.jpg|thumb|Something from [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]].]]

By [[February 2009]], Jimmy's site had gone quiet and Chris decided he was no longer a threat.<ref>[[Mumble 2]]</ref> But when amending the Chris-chan [[ED]] page, Chris was enraged at the idea of Jimmy becoming Mayor of [[CWCville]].<ref>[[Chris chan (CWCipedia)]]</ref>

Jimmy died on 19 [[December 2015]].<ref name=bbcdeath/>
==Jimmy's work==
<center><gallery>
Image:Anime1.jpg|Image from the extremely popular Sonichu anime, which is the hottest show in Europe.
Image:Anime2.jpg|"Sonichu, as your TRUE ORIGINAL CREATOR I command you to ZAP that wanker!"
Image:Anime3.jpg|Sonichu, the first openly gay children's cartoon character who is truly an inspiration to us all.
Image:Anime4.jpg|Oh no! It's the evil Chris-Chu!
Image:Sonichuadvertnw4.jpg|The ad that started it all.
Image:Viz-advert812.jpg|AND LOOK, IT'S IN A REAL MAGAZINE SO THEREFORE IT MUST BE REAL. TOTALLY NOT PRINTED OUT AND INSERTED ON TOP OF AN EXISTING PAGE.
Image:Article-sonichu-71.jpg|Only in today's Europe can a man who was guilty of copyright infringement create such a brilliant and lovable gay children's character!
Image:Dailymailarticlebo4.jpg|Even the Daily Mail can't help but cover Sonichumania in Europe.
Image:Boxes633.jpg|Boxes of the #1 best selling DVD in the UK ''[[DVD|Yep, I'm on TV! - Jimmy Hill's Life Story]]''
Image:Dvdrack2ed3.jpg|Within seconds, all of the Jimmy Hill DVDs were sold out.
Image:JimmyHillLogo.jpg|Unlike Chris, Jimmy Hill was definitely on the [[honor roll]].
Image:Sonichu Comic Issue 1.jpg|Look familiar? That's because Chris STOLE Mr. Hill's brilliant cover for his [[Sonichu 0|own use]]
Image:Xbox game small.jpg|The video game!
</gallery></center>

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu Commercial #2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|7AeeGElK5UY}}
| stardate = © 2008
| maker = Jimmy Hill Productions
| subject =
| type = }}

==Sources==
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==See also==
*[[Sonichu.net]]
*[[Doxing Jeff/Francine]], a video from [[2015]] showing that Chris still hasn't learned anything.
==External links==
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20090717050516/http://sonichu.110mb.com/ The OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL Jimmy Hill's Sonichu Site!]

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Talk:Homemade Nintendo Power magazine

2015-11-12T19:20:46Z

Phantom Dusclops'92: /* Wait a second... */ new section

==Reformatting==

Unless this sort of reformatting would somehow mess everything up, this article's transcript and picture gallery should probably be combined page-by-page, just like how the [[A Week With Christian Chandler|Week With Christian Chandler]] article is set up. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 01:49, 4 July 2009 (CEST)
:*Since nobody protested my suggestion of three months ago, I've totally overhauled the page formatting to mimic what's been done with [[A Week With Christian Chandler]]. It took a long time - and plenty of the lesser formatting will still need to be corrected - but I think the page works and looks significantly better this way. :3 [[User:Llort|Llort]] 22:58, 12 October 2009 (CEST)
::*Holy shit. Transcribing some of these lesser details that were earlier overlooked is turning out to be well worth the effort. Postcards sent in by fictional readers "Rocket Thompson" and "Rocky Coolio"? Yes, Chris. ''Proceed.'' [[User:Llort|Llort]] 01:16, 13 October 2009 (CEST)

==Chris and his "Clairvoyance"==

You know, one has to wonder about what Chris did in this magazine and how much of it actually came true. I mean, it's sad: there WAS a Mega Man game for the N64 (it was a port of Legends, not Chris' shitty X1/Mega Man 3 fusion game), there WAS a Beast Wars: Transformers fighting game (Beast Wars: Transformers: TransMetals, a fighting game for the PS1 and N64 based off of the second season of Beast Wars) and, of course, Sonic making appearances on Nintendo consoles. Of course, we could always chalk it up to Chris talking out of his ass, as usual, and not realizing it. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 17:53, 17 August 2009 (CEST)
:It's not that hard of a guess to make. Mega Man is one of the most absurdly fecund game series of all time, and that there was only ''one'' Mega Man game for the N64 is more astonishing than there being ''any'' Mega Man game for the N64, seeing as how it started on Nintendo consoles! The longest shot would be Transformers, but it had a resurgence of popularity at the same time as the N64, so there was an elevated chance of a game coming out. Sonic coming out for Nintendo consoles was the single weirdest thing, given that while Sega wasn't doing so hot in the console wars with the Saturn, it was still a healthy company at the time. One would have to make some pretty bold predictions to calculate failure from the floundering of one console, seeing that momentary failure was no object to Nintendo or Microsoft. Of course, Chris didn't predict based on some crazy moment of foresight; he was just had a dream about playing Sonic on Nintendo consoles, and because Chris's dreams are "infallible"... [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 01:58, 13 October 2009 (CEST)

==Something Is Very Wrong==

'''The last four pages presented here couldn't have come from Chris's original Nintendo Power magazine!'''

Chris's homemade mag was created in 1998. The last four pages presented here talk about Sonichu (whom Chris didn't create until 2000) and the Nintendo Gamecube (which wasn't released until 2001).

All of this confused the hell out of me until I revisited the [[Sonichu Adventure]] page, where there's a totally separate mock Nintendo Power cover. In fact, that one specifically mentions Sonichu Adventure, which is what the last four pages presented here are about.

Conclusion: Holy shit! I think Chris made ''two'' Nintendo Power magazines, and it's just that the second one was only four pages long! It looks like that second Homemade Nintendo Power had its pages added here by mistake, and it in fact requires its own new article! [[User:Llort|Llort]] 04:33, 18 October 2009 (CEST)
*Well if you notice, the last four pages are in progression from the previous pages (that is, [[:038-CWCsNP35.jpg|this]] is entitled "038-CWCsNP35.jpg", that is page 35 of Chris's Nintendo Power, which follows 34 which is definitely from the old one). From what I recall, Nintendo Power use to have supplementals, like a mini magazine in the magazine (like when Pokemon first came out, there was a mini strategy guide usually covering one town at a time, with a in-game newspaper hinting at whoever the gym leader was in that level or what Pokemon to look out for) so that could explain for style differences. And don't forget, Chris is a lazy ass, odds are it would be 3 years before he bothered to finish his Nintendo Power.

:It's very possible Chris did mean to do that, but didn't do a very good job of indicating this in the slideshow. It's very well possible that that cover was just a mock up to have ready in case he was approached by Nintendo for a Sonichu game.

:I think it'd be alright to keep these pages though, maybe make a note about the time difference, so we can point out that it took Chris three fucking years to finish this. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:25, 18 October 2009 (CEST)

==A few notes==

Just skimming over this and actually reading the codes section for the first time, it's pretty easy to tell what Chris stole and what he didn't. I don't mean taking codes and rewriting them in his magazine to make it seem like a real magazine, I mean straight up ripping them.

For one, the codes/tricks he stole, he stole verbatim. The 'wheels over heels into first place' bit from the Mario Kart 64 Rocket Jump tricks appeared, word for word, in the Mario Kart 64 Player's Guide.

And the ones he didn't steal are either baseless rumors (that fucking HOLD UP AND B trick for Pokeballs) or just plain retarded (hey if you run around and keep fighting people you'll eventually have lots of experience and money!)--[[User:FalseSwipe|FalseSwipe]] 06:48, 29 October 2009 (CET)

==Kevin Arnold in the letters section==
There's a letter from a Kevin Arnold in the letter sections, which also happens to be the name of the protagonist from the late 80s/early 90s sitcom "The Wonder Years." Do you guys think that maybe Chris watched The Wonder Years? I mean, Chris was 16 in 1998 and that's when it was still on Nick at Nite at the time and Chris does watch a lot of TV, including old sitcoms (which would also still be on Nick at Nite at the time). The only thing about this is that I'm not sure a teen drama that is about an adolescent boy becoming a man and the trials and tribulations of adolescence would appeal to an eternal child such as Chris.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:23, 4 December 2009 (CET)
*You're assuming Chris understood the theme, and that's assuming a lot. --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 19:30, 4 December 2009 (CET)

== cleanup ==

cwc sucks at art. this shouldn't be news to anyone reading the cwcki. i'm going to prune unnecessary bile and try to make it more smooth to read without all the tryhard unfunny nonsense. -- {[[User:A Pop To Lick It|a pop to lick it]]} {[[User_talk:A Pop To Lick It|talk]]} 14:19, 19 February 2012 (PST)

== Wait a second... ==

"Additionally, Chris claims that the Transformers: Beast Wars game in the magazine is his own idea, although this was an actual video game made for the N64 and PlayStation."

Actually, the actual Beast Wars game is different from the one Chris describes in his magazine (for example, Dinobot and Quickstrike are not playable in the real one). --[[User:Phantom Dusclops'92|Phantom Dusclops'92]] ([[User talk:Phantom Dusclops'92|talk]]) 19:20, 12 November 2015 (UTC)

Talk:Sonichu Amiibo

2015-11-12T19:05:35Z

Phantom Dusclops'92: /* New stuff! */ new section

Here is a question: how the fuck do custom amiibos work?--[[User:Zimkiller1|Zimkiller1]] ([[User talk:Zimkiller1|talk]]) 05:43, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
:You're better off asking these types of questions on the forum. Talk pages on the CWCki should be used for editing issues and such. [[User talk:Asperhes|asperhes]], 4/12/15
:For the record, it actually does say in the article (in the "eBay Description" section) that the Sonichu Amiibo was built from a Sonic the Hedgehog Amiibo, and will be detected as such. --[[User:HarryHowler|HarryHowler]] ([[User talk:HarryHowler|talk]]) 10:27, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
:You know, I ain't gonna lie, I read it and now I understand it. I am actually surprised that Chris was actually being honest about the fact that it still shows sonic rather than sonichu.--[[User:Zimkiller1|Zimkiller1]] ([[User talk:Zimkiller1|talk]]) 21:18, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

== You know what would be funny? ==

If sonichu was actually on the SSB4 character vote page and it was the top vote, however I doubt that would happen. Mostly because of the weens. Still, it would be funny. --[[User:Zimkiller1|Zimkiller1]] ([[User talk:Zimkiller1|talk]]) 19:34, 11 October 2015 (UTC)

== New stuff! ==

CWC added a bunch of more amiibo on Etsy. It's a 3-pack of him, Bob and Barbara, plus Cera, Robbie, Christine, Silvana, Simonla and Jerkops.--[[User:Phantom Dusclops'92|Phantom Dusclops'92]] ([[User talk:Phantom Dusclops'92|talk]]) 19:05, 12 November 2015 (UTC)

July 2015 Facebook Posts

2015-08-02T21:16:09Z

Phantom Dusclops'92: /* Beatle Ponies */ It's not fanart, that's an actual scene from the cartoon. DO YOU EVEN CARE?

This page covers Chris's activity on his personal [[Facebook]] page in [[July 2015]]. He also made a contribution to his [[Brassieres For Males]] Facebook group page during this month.
[[File:Altered pic.jpg|thumb|right|300px|New profile pic for July.]]
==Summary==
* 1 July - Chris makes a number of comments reminding everyone that he's a [[Homos#Views on lesbianism|lesbian]].
* 2 July - Chris enters a contest only to rage against the concept of online relationships.
* 2 July - Chris suggests the renaming of Columbus Day.
* 2 July - Along with yet more posts about his gender identity, Chris posts a bizarre drawing of himself being showered with pink lemonade from a huge vagina. His page is temporarily made private.
* 3 July - A post about the movie ''Pocahontas'' and lesbianism prompts Chris to comment.
* 4 July - Chris attempts to argue that the word "[[trolling]]" can never have positive connotations.
* 5 July - Chris makes a couple of remarks about [[My Little Pony]].
* 7 July - Chris announces a new order of [[medallions]] for sale on [[Ebay]].
* 9 July - Chris posts an image of his [[manboobs]]. In one post he claims to be a man, and in another he claims to be a woman. His page is again temporarily taken down.
* 9 July - Chris posts images of a commissioned Hitler [[medallion]], along with an justification. For a third time in a week, his page is briefly deactivated.
* 12 July - Chris commemorates the death of [[Wikipedia:Satoru Iwata|Satoru Iwata]].
* 16 July - The announcement of a new season of [[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonic Boom]] makes Chris feel near-suicidal.
* 18 July - Chris declares a package sale on eBay of a medallion and a [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] [[Amiibo]].
* 18 July - Chris asks why no one was hanging out at the [[Impulse Gay Social Club]] that evening.
* 20 July - Chris is having some trouble selling the medallion/Amiibo bundle sets.
* 21 July - Chris argues that drag queens should not be excluded from a gay pride festival.
* 22 July - Chris tries yet again to explain why [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'s blue arms cause him to flip out.
* 23 July - Chris posts photos of himself with a shitty dye job.
* 25 July - Chris announces that he has relisted the medallion/Amiibo sets.
* 26 July - Chris explains at length why everyone should love [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]].
* 28 July - Pissed off by the slow sales, Chris lowers the price of the bundle sets.
* 29 July - Chris tries to clear up problems with Ebay transactions.
* 30 July - Only one medallion/Amiibo set left, Chris declares.

==Chris's Posts==
===SEGA Shirt===
"SEGA Nerds" posted a photo of a hot Japanese chick wearing a low-cut [[SEGA]]-themed top. Chris asked:

{{quotebox|1 July 2015
[[File:SegaChick.jpg|thumb|left]]
Where can I get that shirt?}}

===The Pink Lemonade Shall Rise Again===
"LGBT News," mixing two recent controversies, suggested that the Confederate flag be subverted to represent the LGBT community. Chris was skeptical:

{{quotebox|1 July 2015
[[File:ConfederateGayPride.jpg|thumb|right]]
Yeah. Seriously? Swap the red for pink and yellow tye-dye (pink lemonade!), remove the stars, and swap the blue for [[rainbow]] stripes, then you may have something.

Pink Lemonade! Yum!!!}}

===Haters to the Left===
"Lizzy the Lezzy" posted a boilerplate anti-gay message for her followers to make fun of. Chris joined in:

{{quotebox|1 July 2015
Haters to the left, and WAAAAY back.}}

===Miley Confuses Chris===
Miley Cyrus uploaded a photo of herself wearing a t-shirt with the slogan, "GENDER IS OVER!" Chris gave a seemingly contradictory answer:

{{quotebox|2 July 2015
Yeah! I have been Loving Myself as the Woman that I AM, regardless of this wrong, grateful [[duck|part]] I was born with. Gender Identities Will Never 4Ever Be Over!}}

===Dig It!===
Chris linked to a [[GameStop]] [[contest]] called "SummerAtGameStop," along with this message. The specific games he mentions were stolen by [[Julie]].

{{quotebox|2 July 2015
Hey! I just entered this thing as an ironic joke. Dig it! Happened to me more than once!

Oh, Brother!

Ch-Yeah. Good Luck finding ANYONE who has found Actual and True Love with ANYONE they met Online Before Face-to-Face.

Too Many Damn, Fucked-Up [[trolls|Fakes]] tugging at your heartstrings for [[List of videos|Video-Fails]] from you, and Access to your [[HEXBox|HeXBox]] or PSN Account for Disgaea 3 DLC and a full game download of Burnout Paradise.

They Fail You for Their [[LULZ]].

NOT to be a Hater or anything bad like that.

But, you should Verify Any and ALL Entrants: the Actual Identities of both people, And their "Meeting" and Background Stories, to the Fullest of Background Checks!

Guess What, EVERYONE WILL LIE THEIR BURNING PANTS OFF, and your Prize will be left Unclaimed Forever.

I Am Serious!

And that is Exactly what I told them, straight up!}}

===Heart Level in Flux===
Chris shared a photo and added:

{{quotebox|2 July 2015
[[File:HeartStillWorks.jpg|right|thumb]]
Not to mention Soul-Shattered, Beaten, Scarred, Blackmailed, Duped, Deceived, and all that shit the fake exes, Trolls and Cyber-Bullies had done to me.}}

===Happy Magellan Day===
Chris found an old photo on the "Occupy Democrats" page and, typically, completely missed the point, in the process dishonoring his [[Cherokee]] ancestors:

{{quotebox|2 July 2015
[[File:ColumbusDay.jpg|thumb|left]]
To be more accurate, it Was Magellan who actually Discovered [[America]] after Columbus made his mistake if it being India. The day was made to honor the beginning of America, by discovery. So, to be accurate, I feel it better to rename it #MagellanDay. Then the day can be better celebrated for the History of Discovery.}}

===Beatle Ponies===
Chris posted a screenshot from an episode of [[My Little Pony]] featuring pony versions of [[The Beatles]] and wrote:

{{quotebox|2 July 2015
[[File:Beatle Ponies.jpg|thumb|right]]
Anypony want to figure out the Beatles' Cutie Marks? From this photo, zoomed in, and recognizing the faces, John Lennon's is a white colored Peace Sign. I think George Harrison's looks like three smiling(?) Jelly Beans? And Paul McCartney's looks like a clown-face cake(?) with party noise makers? And Bonus Round: taking the three marks, after final conclusions, reasoning and whatnot, what would Ringo Starr's Cutie Mark be?}}

===D-Cup Delusions===
Chris decides to announce to everyone that his breasts are a D-cup in size, when in [[reality]] they would be lucky to fill an A-cup brassiere. His delusion about filling a D-cup is probably because the entire brassiere was [[Chris and Fashion|far too small for him]].
{{quotebox|2 July 2015
You know one thing that makes for a start of a good day? At least for me. When you look down at your fresh grown [[manboobs|breasts]], and they both fit Snug in your D-Cup Brassiere. :)}}

===Endless Horror===
{{quotebox|2 July 2015
[[File:Pink Lemonade.jpg|thumb|250px|right]]
Something else that makes a refreshing start with a fantasy, Pink Lemonade.

Report This, Haters! It will be on Long enough for all to enjoy a glass. And, yes, that is my bra staying dry.}}

Later in the day, Chris removed the last paragraph and replaced it with:

{{quotebox|Ha! This did Not violate standards!}}

The text in the drawing reads as follows. It is not clear if the date is accurate, or if he just forgot about the new month.

{{quoteboxred|PiNk Fresh Lemonade
Soo Good to the last drop from the glass, with class!

Christine W. Chandler

6/1/2015}}

[[Kim]] asked:

{{quoteboxgreen|That's an interesting piece of art. Are you being menstruated on?}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|NO! I am getting a shower of Pink (or Strawberry) Lemonade from a [[china|vagina]].

Peed on by a woman is also another valid guess. But, yeah, that is Not blood.}}

Another gal-pal commented:

{{quoteboxgreen|I don't understand what I'm looking at... But I like it.}}

Chris explained:

{{quotebox|I'm getting showered with Pink (or Strawberry) Lemonade through a vagina.}}

[[Kenneth Erwin Englehardt|Kenneth]] asked:

{{quoteboxred|Why through a vagina?}}

Chris answered:

{{quotebox|Because I am most attracted to women. [[Chris and his Ego|Duh.]]}}

At this point, for unknown reasons, Chris's Facebook page was temporarily set to private, leading to a brief moment of panic for his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]], who feared it had been deleted. Within a day, thankfully, it was back up.

===New Profile Pic===
On 3 July, Chris uploaded a new profile photo, showing his full torso, probably to emphasize his moobs.

===Lesbian Pocahontas===
Chris' extremely selective and patchy knowledge about Native Americans reared its head when "Lizzy the Lezzy" posed the question, "What if Disney characters were in same-sex relationships?" Chris added the comment:

{{quotebox|3 July 2015
With Pocahontas there, you can ask the same question upon the [[Cherokian Clan|Actual People]] the Disney characters were based upon! Awesome!}}

===The Definition of Trolling===
Chris linked to [https://www.distractify.com/its-hard-out-there-for-a-nipple-1225321965.html?ts_pid=2 an article] about supermodel Chrissy Teigen and her unconventional effort to persuade Instagram to allow her to post topless photos of herself. He commented:

{{quotebox|4 July 2015
I agree with Chrissy and her rights to be topless if she feels it right. BUT, I have One Big Question on a certain Word which its use in this context(?) Boggles my mind, "[[Trolls|TROLLING]]"?

To me, and Popularly, Trolling, is defined as an Internet Troll/CyberBully, needlessly Terrorizing, Bullying, Blackmailing, Hacking, etcetera, and above all else, Emitionally and Mentally ABUSING an Innocent, Lacking great fame and power, Person to the farthest point of total mental breakdowns and deepest of emotional traumas.

So, reading that a Famous Model is "TROLLING"(?) a Major Company, Not Innocent, like I Was before those damn Trolls Tortured Me began on Me in late [[2007]],...I sincerely Feel like they Uses the Wrong Verb to describe what she did.

I feel like the More Accurate, and Less Offensive to Trolled Victims, Term here, since it is being directed to a major and famous company, is "Standing Up To" Them for [[Women's Rights|Her Rights]]!}}

===Personality Stealing===
Chris left a comment on a post about the latest [[My Little Pony]] episode, regarding one of the characters:

{{quotebox|5 July 2015
And I still Hate Starlight Glimmer for the Ability And Personality Stealing and Trapping. ]:(}}

===Inner Bubbles===
In another MLP comment, Chris criticized his [[2013 Facebook Posts#Open Letter to Tara Strong|favorite voice actress]]:

{{quotebox|5 July 2015
Did anyone else Tara Strong's inner Bubbles coming out through young Twilight in the episode? And it definitely did not match the young Twilight voice in "Cutie Mark Chronicles".}}

===More Medallions For Sale===
Chris linked to his original [[eBay]] page and wrote:

{{quotebox|7 July 2015
Sonichu [[Medallions]]; Sixteen Original Sonichu Medallions Ready to ship Next Day. Customs Still acceptable, and will take up to two weeks. Thank you for your patronage. Have a good day.}}

===More Instructions for the Haters===
"Lizzy the Lezzy" posted another homophobic rant she had found. Chris suggested:

{{quotebox|8 July 2015
Hater to the Left.}}

===I Demand That You Hate My Nipples===
"Lizzy the Lezzy" posted an [https://www.distractify.com/intentional-nip-slip-1235161007.html?ts_pid=2 article] about a trend on social media sites in which women are pasting images of male nipples on topless photos of themselves, in order to challenge double standards about nudity. Chris's autism kicked into high gear:

{{quotebox|9 July 2015
[[File:D-Cup Manboobs.jpg|thumb|350px|left]]
I Really Hate That. Male Nipples are Most Grotesque and Offensive to me. In Fact, someone report the following image, and see if Facebook Removes it.}}

This photo was in fact removed from Chris's personal page, but it's not clear how and why.

===Swinging at a D-Cup Level===
Chris struggled to clarify his argument on his own page, reposting the photo of his manboobs and evidence that he had reported his own photo to Facebook authorities:

{{quotebox|9 July 2015
[[File:Self-reporting.png|thumb|right]]
Hmm. In a comment I left on a post about the "Male" Nipple image to make the nipple exposure "more bareable?", I posted this recent photo of my own bare breasts, and Challenged it to be Reported to see if it gets removed.

Un-Freaking-Believable! Look at my Breasts: [[Chris and Reality|Swinging at a D-Cup Level]], and #Facebook says it does Not Violate Standards. I, for one, as a Woman, find offense and shock in this in empathy of All Women, who #FreetheNipple.

So, I stand with my Lady Friends: if MY Breasts And Nipples can be shown on Facebook Without Censorship, then ALL Women should have the right to Bare Their Nipples Online as well Without Repercussions!}}

He shared this post on his [[Brassieres For Males]] page. His personal page actually was temporarily deactivated, for the second time this month, and when it came back up, this post was gone.

===Der Fuehrer's Face===
Chris had a moral dilemma over the implications of making a Hitler medallion and reconciled with the idea by making a mess of his commissioner's order [[Chris and Art|(intentionally, that is)]].

{{quotebox|9 July 2015
[[File:HEILFART1.jpg|thumb|200px|left]]
[[File:HEILFART2.jpg|thumb|200px|right]]
Someone requested Hitler for a [[medallion]], and I have found a number of shameful misrepresentative "fan art" of my person, so I decided to kill two birds with one stone in my own words, with help from [[Wikipedia:Spike Jones|Spike Jones]].

I am Not a mean person, or anything like him. [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|I like Jewish people]], and I have no grief against anyone else in the world who are not bad people. People, in person, are only bad when they exhibit mal-content against other people for hardly a good reason at the least.

That is Not Me. I am a good person, I try not to come off as a [[26 December 2014|scary]] or [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|bad]] person, and I do not care for any and all haters to anyone who wishes to do good, or such, at their own free will and leisure.

In Short: I am a good person; I do not like Hitler, nor agree at all with what he did and set out to do.

"Heil! Fart! Heil! Fart! Right in the Fuhrer's Face!" - Spike Jones

I could not have said it better.}}

For the '''third''' time this month, Chris's Facebook page was briefly deactivated, and when it came back up, these pictures were gone.

===A Bad Shame===
Chris responded to the announcement on "My Nintendo News" that [[Wikipedia:Satoru Iwata|Satoru Iwata]] had passed away:

{{quotebox|12 July 2015
That is a bad shame. Mario and Luigi will be holding their hats over their hearts for him.

Sayonara, Iwata San.}}

===Shit. Damn. Fuck.===
{{quotebox|16 July 2015
[[File:SonicBoomNewEpisodes.jpg|right|thumb]]
Three Words: Shit. Damn. Fuck. And then: "Somebody Shoot Me."

Actually, I Can best describe how Horrific the [[Sonic Boom Protests|arm colour change]] has been.

‪#[[‎SEGA]]‬, when you changed ‪#[[Sonic the Hedgehog|‎Sonic]]‬'s arm colour, you Literally ‪#‎BROKE‬ ‪#‎BOTH‬ OF HIS ‪#‎ARMS‬ ‪#‎OFF‬!!!}}

===Bundle Deal===
{{quotebox|18 July 2015
Ten More [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] [[Amiibo]] Figures, as well as Ten More Sonichu [[Medallions]] (No Custom Orders), NOW Available in a Bundle Deal. What you normally pay $50 and $30 for each of them respectively, This Bundle Deal offers $5.00 Off Each Item, for a total of $70! Score BOTH Items Simultaneously direct from me personally.

All Items are Already Made, Certified, Packaged/Boxed respectively, and will be shipped as early as Monday July 20th. So buy now, and Guarantee your items shipped out on Monday!

Thank you for your patronage, and have a great and safe day.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/-/281752440987?}}

===An Absence of Lesbians===
Chris made one of his apparently routine appearances at [[Impulse Gay Social Club]], but attendance was thin on this particular Saturday night.

{{quotebox|18 July 2015
Kinda light tonight; where's everyone chillin' at tonight?}}

===Buy the Bundle Sets===
There wasn't a lot of interest in the new eBay items.

{{quotebox|20 July 2015
EIGHT Figure/Medallion Bundle Sets Left, and you have Less than One Week to take advantage of this deal! I ship internationally as well. So, don't delay; order today.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/-/281752440987?}}

On 23 July, as the clock ticked down, he edited the first sentence to read:

{{quotebox|Six Figure/Medallion Bundle Sets Left, and you have Less than Two Days to take advantage of this deal!}}

===What the T Stands For===
"Lizzy the Lezzy" reported on a gay pride festival in Scotland which was excluding drag queens to protect the sensitivites of transgender people. Chris was not pleased:

{{quotebox|21 July 2015
That is just Bogus! What do they think the "T" in "LGBTQ" stands for? It stands for "TransMales", "TransWomen", and "Transvestites". And a lot of Male-Identified Transvestites are Gay. And that has been the ideal for the Pride Parades for the Long Time. So to those organizers, I say to them, They are discriminating against their Own Kind of People.}}

===Subconscious Offense===
Chris shared a [https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10153446421092418&pnref=story video] to illustrate a point about the blarms:

{{quotebox|22 July 2015
Let me elaborate a bit further, the reason why the arm colour change matters That Great and Offensively to me is because to me, when ‪#‎SEGA‬ changed ‪#‎SonicTheHedgehog‬'s arm colour to blue, they literally and metaphorically Broke His Arms Off. Think about it. When looking at him from the side, his arms now Blend into his body color. If it wasn't for the Mickey Mouse Gloves on his hands Now, you could not see his hands either. It is like Where The Hell has his arms gone? I can't see them anymore! It is That Horrific to me.

Now, someone, please, since SEGA won't let me contact them, TELL Them this Very Reason of Subconscious Offense.}}

===Chris's Hair is Not Blue!===
{{quotebox|23 July 2015
Hello, everyone! Notice anything New about me? Take a good look. I love my new colour, and I did this for ME! I am proud and loud about myself with love! And if you don't like it, well Too Bad For You.

(Not having anything to do with SEGA or Sonic at all)

[[File:Bluehair1.jpg|200px|thumb|left]]
[[File:Bluehair2.jpg|200px|thumb]]
[[File:Bluehair3.jpg|200px|thumb|center]]}}

===Relisting===
{{quotebox|25 July 2015
The relist worked; still Six Sonichu Amiibo Figures and Six Sonichu Medallions are available for shipment as early as the next day. Or Monday if buying this weekend.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/281757763261}}

===The Supremacy of Sonichu===
{{quotebox|26 July 2015
[[File:SonichuAmiibo.jpg|thumb|left]]
[[File:Amiibo July.jpg|thumb|right]]
I still have six Sonichu Figures and Medallions for sale on the listing.

Listen, everyone, I am aware that I, personally, am appreciated like a person celebrity. [[Ego|That is great and all.]] BUT, I do feel that [[Chris and reality|Sonichu should get as much respect as y'all give me]]. Aside from the [[autism]] I wish I did not have, I still have poured a lot of the kind of person I was and am into his character (transgender not included either). And I understand and can see how he and his friends, family, and whatnot can be considered "fanfiction".

But Sonichu, the First and Prime Sonichu, is MORE than just a yellow colored Sonic; Sonichu is MORE than a tall Pikachu. He is an individual who from a lone mouse, became a Sweetheart, a loyal friend, a lover, a caring type, a family hedgehog, a better than fast speed superhero type, a leader and a teammate who works with his team, and saves the day and helps around at home and in town. He is self-confident with awareness to his strengths, weaknesses and limits, humble, stays to fight when appropriate; a good soul and individual.

Sonic the Hedgehog; did he become a family hedgehog with [[Sonic the Hedgehog#Amy Rose|Amy Rose]] or Sally Acorn? NO. Is Sonic a totally loyal, loving and caring type? Yes and No; he was loyal and caring of his friends, including the ladies and girls, but he is soo the "Love 'em and Leave 'em type, reluctant to heartfelt affections, and he is still afraid of commitment. Not only that, but [[SEGA]] is sending him spiraling down the drain with RUSHED Final Products, and offensive changes to him. I would not change, or allow change onto, Sonichu's physical characteristics. And I would want the final games and animations, should I be partnered with [[JK Productions|someone Official and Legitimate]] to create them, to Not be Rushed; Quality is Good to me.

And Pikachu, the one with Ash; no better than a wild or trained type of animal. Sonichu was wild, but domesticated himself with [[Rosechu]] and everyone else. Sonichu has a stronger Defense and Attack than Pikachu; faster too. And Sonichu has more story potential with his life. Pikachu is a lot of going wherever Ash goes, shadowed by him most of the time, and a lot of "attack and win or lose"; so trite. No contest: Sonichu wins the Pokémon battle.

Plus, not only can the Amiibo figure be used in Smash Bros and unlock things in other games, but as a figure, you can imagine him going into battle and sending a thunderpunching sky uppercut for the win.

I spend Hours locating the figure resources, sorting out the pieces, disassembling portions, Krazy glued some, painted, added and solidified the portions with Model Magic and more K-glue, putting them together, label them, certifying them, package them... ALL Hand Worked to the end; I end up with Krazy glue on my fingers and end up gnawing the dried portions off. I put a LOT of Time, Effort, Heart and Soul into Each Individual Figure. An I am improving the packaging quality to make sure they each do not fall apart in transit. And I need the funds from the sales to help pay the bills here at home and better.

My Crafts are Hand-Made Soul Pieces, and hand-made usually have the good charm and quality in each of them, and they are Collectible. Think about it.}}

===Fine!===
{{quotebox|28 July 2015
Fine! New Deal: buy a Sonichu Amiibo Figure, $50, get a Sonichu Medallion FREE. Five of each left for this limited offer, so order today! The Figures have all been better reinforced.}}

===Blame eBay and/or Paypal===
{{quotebox|29 July 2015

It has come to my attention, and beyond my full understanding as to Why, but a couple of people looking to buy the figures and medallions lately have been getting their transactions reversed after completing them. Three sets remain, and if this happens to you as well, you can still send the full amount to my aol email address on Paypal; please be sure to leave a message on the eBay account the listing is being held on, which is the New one at this time.

I sincerely apologize for the faults of either eBay and/or Paypal that results in this mistake. Feel free to complain to one or both #eBay and #Paypal. Thank you for your patience, patronage and understanding. Have a good and safe day.}}

===Going...Going...===
{{quotebox|30 July 2015
One Figure/Medallion Set Left! Who Wants It?}}

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I think it's time for a Minecraft article. After all, this could be the next [[ModNation Racers]], or [[LittleBigPlanet]]. --[[User:FromtheWordsofBR|FromtheWordsofBR]] ([[User talk:FromtheWordsofBR|talk]]) 20:16, 24 April 2015 (UTC)
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Notice that the April 4 part is wrong. I saw the post, and he is clearly just saying that the villain from the 2-part opener of Season 5 of My Little Pony (Starlight Glimmer) is worst than the one from the 2-part closer of Season 4 (Tirek, or as he wrote "Tirak" [sic]) while sharing a pic showing the former with a fanmade Equestria Girls version of her.--[[User:Phantom Dusclops'92|Phantom Dusclops'92]] ([[User talk:Phantom Dusclops'92|talk]]) 18:05, 3 May 2015 (UTC)