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Lesbian Sex Audition

2020-09-03T06:47:16Z

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'''Lesbian Sex Audition''' is a [[YouTube]] video uploaded by Chris (as '''IMG 3207''') on 31 [[May 2016]], in which he shows off his unappreciated acrobatic sexual prowess in hopes to impress a [[Tomgirl|lesbian]] couple, Sam and Ellen, who hoped to raise a baby by means of [[Hanky-Panky|natural impregnation]]. Its contents are essentially a more SFW version of [[For Julie's Eyes Only]] (mostly because he's not technically naked). Chris attempts to demonstrate his sexual prowess with a [[Sex_toys|blow-up doll]], explaining his actions as he goes along, with the notion that he will treat Sam or Ellen to this sort of sexual experience should they allow him to impregnate one of them. He starts simple, attempting to perform cunnilingus on the doll's stomach and shoving his face in its rear with the offer of anal to Sam and Ellen (even though this categorically couldn't impregnate them) but moves on to advanced techniques such as helicoptering the doll around on his dick, all the while humming childish tunes and imitating voices. The tour-de-force concludes with Chris claiming that spinning a plastic sex doll on top of him for a few minutes was "a good workout" and mentioning that his [[Duck|dick]] is "five, seven inches long".

The video was previously mentioned in [[CWC Responds to a bully named Johan]], as Chris explained it was made to show Sam and Ellen how a natural birth was better and to compete with [[Johan]] who made his own video. Chris also made an online poll to let the public decide whose video was better - at the time of writing, Johan has a clear lead.

The demonic [[Sonic Totem]] reappears in this video. Members of Kiwi Farms were quick to point out how it has turned away in horror to what is happening next to it, and many ended up feeling sympathy for the artifact itself.

As of June 2, 2016, YouTube deleted the video due to it violating its policies on nudity and sexual content, earning Chris a strike on his channel.

== Video ==

{{Protip|Click [https://goblinrefuge.com/mediagoblin/u/lekeksz/m/img-3207/ here] for video if the YouTube link is down. Or if you want to watch the video and not just the audio.}}

{{Infobox/video
| name = IMG 3207
| video = {{#ev:youtube|_SexwNR-3ls}}
| stardate = 31 [[May 2016]]
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
| Saga = {{Lady Managers|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = Bra and Tights
| previous = [[CWC vs Johan vote link]]
| next = [[Happy Cat *kisses*]]
}}

== Transcript==
[[File:CHRISNO.JPG|thumb|left|Chris shows us how it's done.]]

Hello Sam and Ellen! It's Christine Chandler coming to you live from... my [[Chris's room|bedroom]]! Which is separate from my [[Work Room]]. Anyway, so, y'all wanna see a little.. play, huh?

[''starts removing bathrobe''] Yeah, I'm not naked, totally, but, to get the point across. [''higher pitched''] Enough to get the point across! So.. remembering from whatcha said, rule number one, the foreplay!

Hmm, make out... [''starts making out with the doll, eventually moving down to the breasts and chewing on its nipples''] Hmm. And it show... the pussy! I know where it is, the clitoris would be... [gibberish] assuming this would be the front, that'd be the back, cuz that's how big the hole is here. There's the clitoris, and the vagina's down here somewhere in the middle, and we don't wanna... hit the peehole which is in between.

I know about the labia... [''dives in and starts sucking the doll's crotch'']

[''flips the doll over''] And uh... not comfortable with it yet but I'll get around to it... uhh, I might definitely ask y'all to shower beforehand, but... we could try anal. [''starts eating the doll's ass'']

[''wiping his mouth''] Yeah... I'll definitely ask y'all to get that bleached. But anyway aside from that, um, yes I'm aware of toys... umm, I have a vibrator, I did have, this one on hand, though it's still wrapped in plastic anyhow. So, you know I nev— so you can tell I never used it. Alright, so yeah, so.. it's like... few things we can do here [''grabs doll and sticks vibrator up its backside''] prolly, put it up your be— up your behind... now... [''holding the doll up by the vibrator''] y'all would be— your center of gravity would be a lot better than this one's.

[''flips the doll over and sticks the vibrator in its vagina''] And... be doin' this goin' on while we're... [''starts making out with the doll again'']

And then of course I know about the vibrator go "bzzzzzz..." [''shakes the vibrator around and shoves it back inside the doll''] but I mean it's pretty straightforward, so... [''places the vibrator back in the cupboard''] I just wanna move on from that... part.

Alright so lemme see whatdya'll wanna see, whatdya'll wanna see oh yeah [''kneels on bed''] the uh, piledriver [''stands on bed and begins to piledrive the sex doll'']

[''eventually kneels back down''] alright lemme see, the uh... well I forget the name but we're on our side for this one. [''lies down on side and presses doll up against his body with some struggle''] [donkey?] [inaudible~go like that?] yeah. And, it goes in there. [inaudible] [''begins to hump the sex doll'']

I know yes, we're [[Wikipedia:Tribadism|tribbing]]! Alright, then, bottom of the list, well, whatcha say, whichever, apparently, yeah let's put the arms up for this demonstration. Lesbian. [''Weird humming''] Y'all feeling this? Y'all feeling this? Now let me see, I believe that was the basics from your email, and, uh, moment. And now for some, some breaststroke. Just go with the flow, enjoy the view. [''Sing-song voice''] This way would be preferred.

Off top of my head, that's a good workout, so far. I hope I [''gibberish''] impressed y'all with that, and I look forward to your reply. It still dispenses. The thing's still, like, 5 to 7 inches long erect, so, Sam and Ellen, please have my babies. Have our babies. Have our little girls. Thank you, good night.

== Trivia ==
* The Chandler family still have their [[Christmas]] trees up 5 months after it was socially acceptable to do so.
* The record behind Chris is ''[[Wikipedia:Bobbie Gentry and Glen Campbell|Bobbie Gentry and Glen Campbell]]'', presumably one of [[Bob]]'s.
* All hail the [[Sonic Totem]].
* CWC finally mastered the spin move at 4:30.

==See also==
* [[For Julie's Eyes Only]]
* [[Chris and sex]]
* [[Duck]]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190326093047/https://track3.mixtape.moe/ekppsw.mp4 Johan's competing video, featuring Kimmi]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC vs Johan vote link]]|nextlink=[[Happy Cat *kisses*]]}}

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

February 2020

2020-08-12T18:20:48Z

Phykings:

[[File:Feb20.jpg|thumb|Chris in Feb 2020]]
[[File:Dungeons & Dragons Harrisonburg.jpeg|thumb|250px|Chris [https://www.meetup.com/es/Dungeons-Dragons-Harrisonburg/members/301115686/?op=&memberId=301115686 profile]]]

'''February''' is the second month of [[2020]].

==Highlights==
*'''1 February''' - Ignoring his mounting [[debt]]s, '''[[February 2020 social media posts#Chris begs for birthday gift|Chris begs on Twitter]]''' for a [[Nintendo Switch]] copy of ''[[Pokémon]] Shield'' for his birthday.
*'''7 February''' - James Marsden, the actor playing Tom Wachowski in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' movie]], is quizzed on IGN on his Sonic trivia knowledge, '''[[Chris_in_the_media#IGN|one question being whether Sonichu is a unlockable character in ''Sonic Forces'']]'''.
*'''11 February''' - Chris, continuing to attempt to get his foot in the door regarding [[ProjectSNT]], '''[[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2|livestreams himself]]''' reading an awkward fanfic involving him and SNT.
*'''14 February''' - '''''[[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)|Sonic the Hedgehog]]''''' premieres in U.S. theaters, and Chris goes to watch it. Despite its titular character's [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue arms]], he enjoys it and recommends it on [[Twitter]].
*'''22 February''' - While trying to comfort a [[pedofork|child]], Chris brings up a traumatic memory from his past: '''[[February 2020 social media posts#On seeing his father's penis|seeing his father's penis]]'''. When another user reprimanded him, Chris got pissed and wrote a gigantic screed saying the [[trolls]] made him hate sex and gave him PTSD, and that they'll be "going down in all of the coming and pending events taking place".
*'''24 February''' - [[Chris's birthday|Christian Love Day]]: Chris turns 38.

==See also==
*[[February 2020 social media posts]]
*[[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2]]

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File:Dungeons & Dragons Harrisonburg.jpeg

2020-08-12T18:16:25Z

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Discord

2020-08-12T18:01:15Z

Phykings: /* Chris addresses Official CWCki Server */

:''This article is about the chat app. For the imaginary friend from My Little Pony, see [[Imaginary friends#Discord|Imaginary friends]].''

:''For the CWCki's Discord server [https://discord.gg/b5GU9cz click here]''

'''Discord''' is a chat messaging service Chris has used since at least 2018.
==Groups==
===Idea Guys===
The [[Idea Guys]] used Discord to chat with Chris, role-playing as various fictional characters to him, who believed he was chatting directly with those characters. An unknown number of chats took place; after the Idea Guys were ousted, the [[Guard Dogs]] later leaked two such chats - [[The Bad Beginning]] and [[Cryzel Torture]].

===Fantasy enablers===
Chris joined ViviChu's server in September 2018<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-2018-chris-joins-a-fans-discord.47701/</ref> and [[Midnight Moonflower]]'s in July 2019<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5079360</ref>. Ben Saint invited Chris to his Discord in [[September 2019]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5371310</ref>. Chris joined the '''arbitarch cwc alliance'''[''sic''] Discord server, run by [[enablers]] such as [[AquaDiamond8]], in fall 2019.

The bulk of the chats center on Chris [[role-play]]ing with the enablers feeding into his fantasies.

It is also worth mentioning that, while it may seem tempting to join the "arbitarch" server out of curiosity, several people on Twitter have commented on Chris's posts about it, revealing some troubling aspects of the server; not only are the admins and mods [[CWCville Mayoral Office|notoriously power-hungry and dictatorial]], but in order to take part, users must 'verify' their Discord accounts through a rather shady bot which requests access to user data, including any other servers the user is a member of.

===ProjectSNT===
In [[January 2020]], Chris paid to join [[ProjectSNT]]'s Discord group, in an apparent attempt to get his foot in the door after she had given him the cold shoulder over Twitter in response to a tantrum he threw over her redesign of one of his characters.

==Discord selfies==
To provide proof of his Discord account's legitimacy, Chris takes poorly-photographed selfies to post in the servers upon entering.

<center><gallery>
File:CWC Discord1.jpg|For Vivichu's Discord, September 2018.
File:Chris Discord Sept 2018 2.jpg
File:Chris Discord Sept 2018 3.jpg
File:Chris-Chan-Discord July 2019.jpg|For [[Midnight Moonflower]]'s Discord, July 2019.
File:ChrisonDiscordSeptember2019.jpg|For [[Ben Saint]]'s Discord, September 2019.
File:September 2019 Discord selfie2.jpg
File:Children of Kefentse Discord selfie.jpg|For [[TSSSF|Children of Kefentse]] Discord, October 2019.
File:CWC Discord selfie for VoidZine server.jpg|For the VoidZine server, [[March 2020]].
</gallery></center>

==Names and avatars==
Chris has occasionally changed his name and avatar.

<center><gallery>
File:Chris joins SNT's Server.png|Original "ChrisChanSonichu" name and avatar.
File:MagiChrisChan.PNG|Changed to reflect his belief that [[Magi-Chan]] had [[possessed]] him in [[August 2019]].
File:Sonichu982-9390.png|Changed to Sonichu theme during [[April 2020]].
</gallery></center>

==Select quotes==
Screenshots of Chris's messages have been leaked. Highlights are quoted below.

===Barbara's trip to the ER===
10/19/2019, Midnight Moonflower's server

{{quotebox|I'm faring okay. I've been feeling a LOT of psychic senses going off and on all day today while being out on errand and grocery shopping. Also, my [[mom]] had a bit of high blood pressure and asked me to drive her to the ER; they found nothing wrong with her It is likely a combination of stress and the incoming magic energies from [[C-197]].}}

===Possible MLP cons===
10/27/2019, [[TSSSF|Children of Kefentse]] server

''Only Chris's side of the conversation was archived. Unbeknownst to him, Seaquestria Fest has him on a preemptive [[ban]] list.''

{{quotebox|Still a remainder of basic Ship cards to figure out to match the number in the Core deck Perhaps I may play with you at BABSCon.

At least I am mostly set for the event and travel planning,

I'll check out Trotcon; perhaps I can fit that in as well. At least there is plenty of time until 2020

There's also AirBnB.

What is the name of the new Maryland Convention?

That's in California

Seaquestria Fest

https://www.seaquestriafest.com/}}

===Body-swapped with Tri===
11/26/2019, arbitarch cwc alliance server

{{quotebox|I had [[body-swap]]ped with Tri Sonichu to work on a number of planned setups for getting Magi-Chan back into [[1218]] and/or myself, fully, into [[C-197]]. 1 had to swap back with Tri earlier today, because his aura, And his body, have just become fully chakra-balanced and overpowered; he is Rainbow Aura too, now.

So, for this total sync-up for himself, he needed to be fully together again. And I helped him get there with my abilities, and pre-existing Rainbow Aura of my own I will tell you this: The [[Rokat]] and [[Kidasuna]] really do have such a crazy slavery problem. After experiencing it first-hand, personally, under Magi-Chan and Tri's temp job in the VR Simulator that allows their avatar to go between dimensions. The co-workers I was working with were toughened, yet they all were simply Just Soo Tired of not only being Slaves, but for not getting paid for their work. They only get paid in nourishment and rest during their breaks in between shifts. It is simply horrific.}}

===Complicated view of Jacob Sockness===
''Note: the "interview of Jacob" Chris mentions is an interview by GiBi, seen [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhV7At8N4x4 here], in which Sockness discusses his demonic fantasies.''

11/26/2019, arbitarch cwc alliance server
{{quotebox|I am emotionally still caring of Jacob, and remain aware of his future self-sacrifice, but I will not have to be in too-close contact with him anymore,

I sense the Interview of Jacob, that we've been hearing about lately, is possibly falsified, but it still woke me out of the infatuation I had, in mind, body and soul.

I still have yet to read the transcript of that interview.

As [[AquaDiamond8|Aqua and Val]] had put it, he was a messenger of kidasuna, and he didn't know everything, yet he knew a lot with the help of Michiro. So, we've been putting up with him in the selected fated events in order to learn and attain what we needed to proceed further}}

===Dimensional hot dog===
11/26/2019, arbitarch cwc alliance server

{{quotebox|I can actually manifest what comes to mind in the [[C-197]] side, including recently, where I was curious how a fried hot dog wiener would taste like, I manifested it into my hand, appearing only in C-197 and in my view. I was able to taste it and feel it's texture fully. It's not bad an idea, but still a fattening one that I would not pursue constantly.

I literally took a bite out of that hot dog.}}

===Fragments of Chris's soul===
11/26/2019, arbitarch cwc alliance server

{{quotebox|I've been focusing my energies and soul Everywhere, and in down time, focusing it in simpler tasks, including making the TSSSF cards.

My soul literally gets force-projected multiple times, divided, simultaneously, and so forth to Help As Many Individuals As Possible from pains and stresses and towards positive events.

One percent goes to help a mountain climber survive

One percent plays Guardian Angel to someone else

One Percent helps a child with their test

That is the way it has been with me for YEARS.}}

===Chris has a paypig===
11/26/2019, arbitarch cwc alliance server

A member asked Chris about how his financial situation was going.

{{quotebox|Fair, can get better. Strictly Confidential, I have a Very Generous Donor who donates greatly and consistently during the months.}}

===BABScon plans===
11/26/2019, arbitarch cwc alliance server

{{quotebox|Anyway, I have my badge, and a room reserved in the building the convention is in. I will still need to plan the train trip and remaining details, but so far, it is going good (not counting Jacob at all).}}

===Still desperate for the Dimensional Merge===

11/29/2019, arbitarch cwc alliance server

{{quotebox|I am not fully knowing of the final instance and moment in detail, but it is very soon. Someone on Twitter commented possibly February of 2020, but we are very optimistic it will be long before then. The [[Dimension Merge]] completion. As for getting me into C-197, that Has to happen ASAP.}}

===Chris thinks he'll live for thousands of years===

11/29/2019, arbitarch cwc alliance server

{{quotebox|And dying is not happening with me; I'm set to stay alive for thousands of years. Anyway I pray every night that I wake up the next day fully in C-197, also transformed into my Sonichu form. And snapping my fingers after the prayer does send my body a tingling in the frequency vibrations.}}

===Chris's day-to-day life===

11/29/2019, arbitarch cwc alliance server

{{quotebox|As for what I do while awake, on the recent, I get up, take my meds, meditate while playing Tetris 99 to at least take on the daily tasks for the game. Most days, I go out on errand or simple walking and bursts of Fast running speed on impulse. My typical walking pace is comparable to that of a speed-walker, and yet I'm not speed-walking, and I don't get tired out.

Anyway, during the time at home, I tend to binge a show, do some drawing or creative, work (namely the [[TSSSF]] cards and the comic pages).}}

===Chris addresses Official CWCki Server===

8/10/2020, Official CWCki Server

{{quotebox|Hello, @everyone. It is I, Sonichu. Some details are consciously uncertain to me at the moment, but all will become more clear and I will able to share more with all of you.

Meanwhile, listen well to @Lainchu (klop), Val and Bismuth as they will brief everyone on here soon with some of the details you all need to know of the events to come, and the events so far and present .

Regardless, I continue to be safe, healthy and well, and so are Barbara and everyone else here. You all need not fret, and I am most humbled and grateful for all of you being in service out of kindness and loyalty, regardless of trolling status and levels.

I will speak again on here later. That is all for now. Thank you. ⚡⚡⚡}}

===CWCki Server===

{{quotebox|Hello, @everyone. I have something to tell all of you: in regard to everything that has happened and are happening in regard to not only the Dimension Merge, but also in that I am to get this body into C-197 and to Cwcville, and the greater details beyond that that involve me going back in time and undoing this pandemic from ever happening. I wish to make it very direct and clear that this is very sincere and serious, and when talking with me about it, it is not at all to be in humoring anyone. And I am very well aware of the percentage of those who think it a joke when it clearly is not at all. In other words, to talk with me means to talk with sincerity and full acceptance of the situations. I will not accept or tolerate Neet behaviour, or any disingenuous mentality and intentions.}}

{{quotebox|I pray to Chris Chan that I have made myself clear to all of you.}}

{{quotebox|That is all for now. Thank you}}

==See also==
*[[Mumble]]

==External links==
*[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5814111 The full leak of Chris's Discord messages from the arbitarch cwc alliance server, totaling 42 pictures].
*[https://discord.gg/TpjY22r arbitarch cwc alliance server invite] (invite no longer works, thankfully)

==References==
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Jack Thaddeus

2020-08-10T05:50:27Z

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{{protip|Jack Thaddeus, like [[Clyde Cash]], is not real, and he was certainly not ADF. He was a character played by CrassCrab. The CWCki treats him as if he ''were'' because he was to Chris. It's also funnier that way. If you didn't know that without having to be told, you're dumber than Chris.}}

{{Quote|Jack Thaddeus! Give me back my [[PlayStation Network]]s accounts, you expert hacker! You, you [[Chris and English|ir—rational expert]]! Motherfucking [[Chris and religion|burning-in-Hell]] hacker!|Chris on Jack<ref>[[Chris humps his PS3]]</ref>}}

{{infobox
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| image = [[Image:Ahuvia.png|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
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|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = Jack Thaddeus CrassCrab JThadius JThadeus Felipe Delicias David Crass ADF
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = [[1985|12 August 1985]] (aged {{age|1985|12|8}})
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Male [[Tomgirl|Transwoman]]
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
}}

'''Jack Thaddeus''' (born 12 August 1985) is a [[troll]] responsible for various [[PSN]]-related trollings with [[Chris]]. He is also a TRUE and HONEST [[homo]].<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]</ref> In [[August 2011]], Chris supposedly "outed" him as being none other than [[Internet]] lolcow '''[https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Isabel_Rosa_Araujo Ahuviya Rotem Harel]''' ("ADF"), a noted [[cosplay]]er, [[Michael Snyder|JEW]], communist, and [[Asperger's syndrome|"Aspergian"]].

==PSN hax==
Jack had a sweeping victory in the seizure of multiple Chris PSN accounts, using them to blackmail Chris into [[Chris humps his PS3|dry-humping his PS3]] and [[It's UGH!|singing "OK2BGay"]]. Unimpressed by Chris's performance, he deleted them for the good of mankind, but not before they were [[TheCWCvilleLibrary|archived]].

Jack worked with his daughter [[Samantha Thaddeus]] in order to break into Chandler's PSN accounts and possibly bring about the beginning of the [[Liquid Chris]] Saga.<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails#7/19/09|The Mysterious Man at Otakon]]</ref>

[[Image:Gay&PickleAds.JPG|thumb|left|Jack's ads]]

==CWCipedia advertisements==
In [[November 2009]], Jack purchased advertising space on the [[CWCipedia]]. One banner ad linked to a [[gay]] rights website (noting that the creator and hero of ''[[Family Guy]]'' both support gay rights, and using the hated word "[[naïve]]"), while another advertised Mexican vacations using an anthropomorphic [[pickle|cactus]] mascot.

Chris was incensed by the desecration of his wiki and [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence|demanded that the ads be removed]]. Upon being told that Thaddeus was responsible, Chris declared "[[Kill De Jack|I'll deal with him myself]]." Whatever measures he took, though, they didn't do much good, because the original ads were soon joined by many new banners featuring pickles, [[homos]], and other things Chris hates and fears. These ads would have stayed for a long time since Jack, a gentle and generous soul, [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#Do NOT tamper with the advertisements (CCS)|rented all the ads-space up to the end of 2010]].

Jack eventually leased some of the adspace to [[Mao]], the webmaster of the [[Asperpedia]]. On 25 [[February 2010]], this lease apparently concluded, and Jack filled the website with dicks.

Eventually, on 18 [[March 2010]], Jack pulled all his funding from the site, forcing the Sysop to take the site down. It came back the next day under the rule of Mao.

[[Image:jacktochris.jpg|thumb|Jack, vaguely resembling [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] prior to that character's redesign.]]

==In the comics==
Jack made his first full appearance in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] as the [[4-cent_garbage]] building is collapsing. When [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] escapes, he condemns him and [[Clyde Cash]] for being homo trolls. When [[Beel]] escapes, he, too, condemns the two for their actions, saying that being homo trolls that are "slandering and tarnishing a innocent man's good name" is [[Wikipedia:Godwin%27s_law|just as evil as being an assistant for Adolf Hitler]]. With no option left, Clyde and Jack hold hands and together jump into the 66+6 story elevator shaft to their suicide.

==Called out==
[[image:separatedatbirth.jpg|thumb|left|Separated at birth?]]

On 16 [[August 2011]] [[Calling_out#Calling_Out_Jack_Thaddius_-_Ahuviya|Chris claimed]] to have dox on Jack, and claimed that his real name was Ahuviya, that he lived in Pennsylvania, and that Jack is planning to have [[Wikipedia:Sex reassignment surgery (male-to-female)|gender reassignment surgery]] (which he did in June 2018). He demanded a video of apology to be uploaded by Jack/Ahuviya by 10 [[September 2011]]. The "Ahuviya" Chris is referring to is none other than Ahuviya Rotem Harel, a lolcow almost as big as Chris himself.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieOVxlhhdao Why Philadelphia is so much Greater than CWCville]</ref><ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE7bp7GKx_U Advice for Chris-chan from Ahuviya Harel]</ref> This information is unsurprisingly fabricated, as, for one, Jack and Ahuviya's voices have only scant similarities. Regardless, Ahuviya and Chris, despite the animosity between the two, share many of the same traits and characteristics.<ref>[http://editthis.info/adfki/ADF_and_CWC ADF and CWC]</ref><ref>[https://encyclopediadramatica.wiki/index.php/Ahuviya_Harel Ahuviya Harel] at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref><ref>[https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Isabel_Rosa_Araujo Ahuviya] at the Lolcow Wiki</ref>

A week later, [[Calling_Out#Re-Calling Ahuvia|he revealed]] that "Jack" was a [[Molvanîa|communist]] and [[Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark|into BDSM]]. It was at this point that Ahuviya responded to him, denouncing all the fake information Chris presented alongside his own lolcow-ness. Chris, ''still'' firmly believing the rumors, made [[Response to ADF|another video]] with his usual homophobia.

==See also==
*[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails]]
*[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 2]]
*[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 3]]
*[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call]]
*[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 2]]
*[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]

==Sources==
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==External links==
*[http://editthis.info/adfki/Main_Page ADFki]
* [http://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Ahuviya_Harel Lolcow Wiki] page on Ahuviya
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July 2009

2020-08-10T02:24:23Z

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[[Image:1247626135478.jpg|thumb|On '''15 July 2009''', Chris is spotted with a <s>female</s> whale.]]
[[Image:Z100_0798.jpg|thumb|On '''18 July 2009''', this is what Chris found...]]
[[Image:Vidya_reaction_to_cwc.jpg|thumb| On '''24 July 2009''', /v/ finds out about his latest video...]]
[[Image:CollosalChan.jpg|thumb|On '''29 July 2009''', Chris draws [[Colossal Chan]].]]
[[File:CWCvsIanGuitar.jpg|thumb|On '''31 July 2009''', the [[SingStar Challenge]] begins.]]
In '''July [[2009]]''' Chris continued his newfound, somewhat wilder lifestyle, and more footage was leaked of Chris's activities in real life. Several photographs appeared of him going to a bar with a heavy girl, and a video was shown of Chris hanging around in [[Charlottesville]]. As the month went on, Chris suddenly took interest in the saving of [[McIntire Park]], a piece of public property that was in risk of being demolished. Chris managed to get himself on TV two times by behaving retardedly. Halfway through the month, a troll calling himself CChanSonichuCWC, soon to be nicknamed "[[Liquid Chris]]," appeared on YouTube, claiming to be the copyright holder of Sonichu, and thus the real Christian Chandler. "Solid Chris" didn't take this lightly, and as July drew to a close, the situation became grimmer and grimmer. On the last days of July, Chris initiated the [[SingStar Challenge]], a singing competition that would supposedly determine who was the real Chris-Chan.

==Events of July 2009==
* 1 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads two videos, [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009]] and a video of him [[For G4s Web Soup|responding to G4]] showing a video of him.
* 3 July - [[CChanSonichuCWC]] [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Update: I am Still the Real Christian Weston Chandler Despite LIES AND SLANDER. Also, Some Fan Art|formally denounces]] the [[YouTube]] account CChanSonichu, claiming that he, the real Chris, abandoned that account and its current operator is an [[Ian Brandon Anderson|impostor]] Chris.
* 3 July - '''Video''' [http://www.youtube.com/user/ScrewAttackEurope ScrewAttackEurope] releases [[Chris-chan Discusses...#Chris-chan Discusses... Billy Mays|the first]] of [[Chris-chan Discusses...|many videos of Chris being interviewed]].
* 4 July- '''Video''' ScrewAttackEurope releases [[Chris-chan Discusses...#Chris-chan Discusses... Spax3 & Griffith|Chris-chan Discusses... Spax3 & Griffith]].
* 7 July - '''Video''' ScrewAttackEurope releases [[Chris-chan Discusses...#Chris-chan Discusses... E3 & Little Big Planet|Chris-chan Discusses... E3 & Little Big Planet]].
* 7 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009]].
* 10 July - Chris and Samantha Thaddeus exchange [[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails|emails]] regarding Chris's hacked [[PSN]] account.
* 10 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads three videos--[[The July 10th Messages|ECV 00117, ECV 00118, and ECV 00119]], directed towards three people he was mad at: ShmionSonozaki, sonichuizcool and oxycleanfanatic2264. His use of [[death threats]] and slander in these videos result in the suspension of his [[YouTube]] account, CChanSonichu.
* 11 July - Chris continues to beg Samantha Thaddeus for his PSN accounts.
* 11 July - '''Video''' Chris creates a new YouTube account, [[IBAChandler]], and uploads [[I Got A Fish |I GOT A FISH]] as well as a new video, [[A near public apology]].
* 12 July - Chris spams [[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails|Samantha Thaddeus]]'s email account in a desperate attempt to regain his Playstation Network accounts.
* 13 July - [[Jack Thaddeus]] and Chris exchange a series of [[Jack Thaddeus E-mails|emails]]. Jack tells Chris that if he wants his [[PS3]] accounts back, he needs to film himself losing his [[Virgin with Rage|virginity]] within a week.
* 13 July - '''Video''' Four more videos are uploaded featuring [[Chris's Big Night Out II|Chris out drinking]].
* 15 July - [[Two's company snapshots|Pictures]] emerge on [[4-cent_garbage|4-cent_garbage's]] /v/ of Chris sitting in a bar with a rather heavy girl.
* 17 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads [[Rollin' and Trollin']], where he gives a tour of [[CWCville]] and claims that the autistic manchild we thought he was never existed. This plays into the hands of [[CChanSonichuCWC]], or "Liquid Chris," who had been claiming to be the real autistic manchild for weeks.
* 17 July - Chris writes and draws a [[Sonichu]] face on the [[Charlottesville]] [http://www.tjcenter.org/monument/ chalk wall]. He did not have his camera when he drew it, and when he came back with it the next morning, others had drawn and written over him.
* 17 July - On about this date, according to [[Chris's resume]], he realized that his career goal was to get "paper-published" by a comic book company.
* 18 July - Chris uses [[Samantha Thaddeus]]'s email account in the first of [[Katie Bay E-mails|a series of emails to her friend]] to try and get his foreign [[PS3|PSN accounts]] back.
* 18 July - Chris also begins to use Samantha's email account to persuade [[Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 2|Jack Thaddeus]] to hand over his accounts.
* 19 July - [[Jack Thaddeus]] tells "Samantha" that he wants Chris to make a video admitting that his "Rollin' and Trollin'" video is a hoax, and another video in which he sings and dances.
* 19 July - As "Samantha," Chris continues to try to wrangle his account information from [[Katie Bay]] via [[Katie Bay E-mails|email]].
* 19 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads [[CWC Trollin More]], in which he admits he really is an autistic manchild.
* 19 July - Jack Thaddeus reiterates to "Samantha" that Chris needs to make the music video in which he sings and dances to "Girlfriend" by April Lavigne.
* 20 July - "Samantha" tells Katie Bay that she has cramps and that she still wants Chris's PSN accounts.
* 21 July - [[Liquid Chris]] claims to have sold official Sonichu merchandise at Otakon, which seems to be the last straw for Chris, heating up the CWCivil War.
* 21 July - Jack Thaddeus informs "Samantha" about [[Liquid Chris]]. He also tells her that now Chris needs to make a video in which he humps his PS3 console.
* 21 July - Katie Bay asks "Samantha" if she wants to hang out.
* 22 July - "Samantha" tells Katie that she won't be able to make it.
* 22 July - Chris is [[McIntire_Park#Chris_on_NBC|featured on NBC]], in the background at a rally to save [[McIntire Park]]. He is wearing the [[medallion]].
* 22 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads two videos. Firstly, [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009]], a "REAL Protest against the FAKE". Secondly, [[A Preview]], a badly drawn slideshow/trailer/music video. Both videos are deleted within hours.
* 22 July - As "Samantha," Chris tries to dissuade [[Jack Thaddeus]] from forcing Chris to hump his console.
* 23 July - '''Video''' Chris reuploads the "REAL Protest against the FAKE" to prove he is in fact the True and Honest CWC and not the impostor we know he is.
* 23 July - Chris enters a secret "troll" IRC channel (not really), under an alias, and in a long [[IRC (23 July 2009)|IRC convo]], he tries to persuade the trolls to get him to rape [[Rocky]].
* 23 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads [[Do Not Dis C Ville]].
* 23 July - Chris asks Katie Bay if she is a troll or an innocent bystander.
* 24 July - '''Video''' A video of [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris humping his PS3]] is leaked onto [[:Image:Vidya_reaction_to_cwc.jpg|4-cent_garbage's /v/]].
* 24 July - Chris [[Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 3|informs Jack Thaddeus]] about the humping video, and demands his accounts. Jack tells him to make a new video in which he sings a pro-gay song.
* 24 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads a strange video, [[It's UGH!]], of him uncomfortably singing the song "It's OK to be Gay". He removes the video in less than 20 minutes.
* 24 July - Chris returns to email only to have Jack Thaddeus tell him to redo "It's UGH!."
* 24 July - '''Video''' Apparently seeing the song as his anthem of independence from the trolls, Chris uploads [[CWC Dare]] shortly after deleting his "It's OK to be Gay" performance.
* 24 July - Chris comes clean with [[Katie Bay|Katie]] and asks if they can be friends.
* 25 July - '''Video''' [[CWC "Boyfriend"]] is uploaded by Chris.
* 25 July - '''Video''' In addition, Chris uploads "[[It's UGH!#Remake|It's___]]", a remake of the "It's UGH" video.
* 25 July - Jack Thaddeus tells Chris he is still not satisfied with his video performances, but Chris gives up and tells him he can keep the PS3 accounts.
* 25 July - [[Katie Bay E-mails 2|Katie asks Chris]] what he thought about a televised [[Billy Mays]] tribute.
* 26 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009]] in which he proves to the world that he is the True and Honest CWC.
* 26 July - Chris starts editing [[CWCipedia]] very intensively on a near-daily basis.
* 26 July - Chris and Katie chat, and he asks her for help with the trolls.
* 27 July - Chris writes a letter to [[Michael Snyder]] demanding to know if he is a troll, and if so, why.
* 27 July - [[Liquid Chris]] and [[Clyde Cash]] have [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8SoIldTn4U a phone call]
* 27 July - Over [[Katie Bay E-mails 2|email]], Chris and Katie discuss headsets, the mall, and [[Billy Mays]].
* 28 July - Chris finally completes [[Episode 19]], eight months after he started it, and uploads the finished pages to the [[CWCipedia]].
* 28 July - Chris and Katie Bay [[Katie Bay E-mails 3|discuss]] the finished comic pages, his unemployment, and [[Ivy]].
* 29 July - Chris and Katie chat in [[Spanish]].
* 29 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads [[CWC More Than A Feeling]], which is just him playing Guitar Hero.
* 29 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009]].
* 29 July - Chris reuploads the [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|"Holding Out For a Hero" music video]] as well as several other older videos. His newfound belief that [[Ivy]] was real after all appears to contribute to this decision.
* 29 July - '''Video''' The CWCville Library leaks the [[CWC_"Boyfriend"#Alternate_Leaked_Edition|alternate]] version of CWC "Boyfriend".
* 29 July - [[Liquid Chris]] posts [[CWC More Than A Feeling#Response|his own performance]] of "More Than A Feeling" to one-up Chris. Chris [[:Image:Fake_chris_rages_on_youtube.png|rages]].
* 29 July - '''Video''' Chris [[Christian Weston Chandler - It Took Me Weeks to Perfect that Goatee, but it WILL Grow Back|shaves his goatee]] on-camera in an effort to prove he's the real Chris, although he mostly proves he cannot properly handle sharp objects.
* 29 July - Chris draws [[Colossal Chan]], who will be appearing in [[Sonichu 10]].
* 30 July - Chris and Katie discuss the Spanish language and his new video.
* 31 July - Chris tells Katie about the rules to the [[SingStar Challenge]] and asks her to be a judge.
* 31 July - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE:''' Chris announces the [[SingStar Challenge]] with a [[SingStar_Challenge#Watch|video]] against [[Liquid Chris]].
* 31 July - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE:''' Chris uploads his [[SingStar Challenge Round 1#IBAChandler's Entry|first performance]].

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

July 2009

2020-08-10T02:23:42Z

Phykings:

[[Image:1247626135478.jpg|thumb|On '''15 July 2009''', Chris is spotted with a <s>female</s> whale.]]
[[Image:Z100_0798.jpg|thumb|On '''18 July 2009''', this is what Chris found...]]
[[Image:Vidya_reaction_to_cwc.jpg|thumb| On '''24 July 2009''', /v/ finds out about his latest video...]]
[[Image:CollosalChan.jpg|thumb|On '''29 July 2009''', Chris draws [[Colossal Chan]].]]
[[File:CWCvsIanGuitar.jpg|thumb|On '''31 July 2009''', the [[SingStar Challenge]] begins.]]
In '''July [[2009]]''' Chris continued his newfound, somewhat wilder lifestyle, and more footage was leaked of Chris's activities in real life. Several photographs appeared of him going to a bar with a heavy girl, and a video was shown of Chris hanging around in [[Charlottesville]]. As the month went on, Chris suddenly took interest in the saving of [[McIntire Park]], a piece of public property that was in risk of being demolished. Chris managed to get himself on TV two times by behaving retardedly. Halfway through the month, a troll calling himself CChanSonichuCWC, soon to be nicknamed "[[Liquid Chris]]," appeared on YouTube, claiming to be the copyright holder of Sonichu, and thus the real Christian Chandler. "Solid Chris" didn't take this lightly, and as July drew to a close, the situation became grimmer and grimmer. On the last days of July, Chris initiated the [[SingStar Challenge]], a singing competition that would supposedly determine who was the real Chris-Chan.

==Events of July 2009==
* 1 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads two videos, [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009]] and a video of him [[For G4s Web Soup|responding to G4]] showing a video of him.
* 3 July - [[CChanSonichuCWC]] [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Update: I am Still the Real Christian Weston Chandler Despite LIES AND SLANDER. Also, Some Fan Art|formally denounces]] the [[YouTube]] account CChanSonichu, claiming that he, the real Chris, abandoned that account and its current operator is an [[Ian Brandon Anderson|impostor]] Chris.
* 3 July - '''Video''' [http://www.youtube.com/user/ScrewAttackEurope ScrewAttackEurope] releases [[Chris-chan Discusses...#Chris-chan Discusses... Billy Mays|the first]] of [[Chris-chan Discusses...|many videos of Chris being interviewed]].
* 4 July- '''Video''' ScrewAttackEurope releases [[Chris-chan Discusses...#Chris-chan Discusses... Spax3 & Griffith|Chris-chan Discusses... Spax3 & Griffith]].
* 7 July - '''Video''' ScrewAttackEurope releases [[Chris-chan Discusses...#Chris-chan Discusses... E3 & Little Big Planet|Chris-chan Discusses... E3 & Little Big Planet]].
* 7 July - '''Video'''Chris uploads [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009]].
* 10 July - Chris and Samantha Thaddeus exchange [[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails|emails]] regarding Chris's hacked [[PSN]] account.
* 10 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads three videos--[[The July 10th Messages|ECV 00117, ECV 00118, and ECV 00119]], directed towards three people he was mad at: ShmionSonozaki, sonichuizcool and oxycleanfanatic2264. His use of [[death threats]] and slander in these videos result in the suspension of his [[YouTube]] account, CChanSonichu.
* 11 July - Chris continues to beg Samantha Thaddeus for his PSN accounts.
* 11 July - '''Video''' Chris creates a new YouTube account, [[IBAChandler]], and uploads [[I Got A Fish |I GOT A FISH]] as well as a new video, [[A near public apology]].
* 12 July - Chris spams [[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails|Samantha Thaddeus]]'s email account in a desperate attempt to regain his Playstation Network accounts.
* 13 July - [[Jack Thaddeus]] and Chris exchange a series of [[Jack Thaddeus E-mails|emails]]. Jack tells Chris that if he wants his [[PS3]] accounts back, he needs to film himself losing his [[Virgin with Rage|virginity]] within a week.
* 13 July - '''Video''' Four more videos are uploaded featuring [[Chris's Big Night Out II|Chris out drinking]].
* 15 July - [[Two's company snapshots|Pictures]] emerge on [[4-cent_garbage|4-cent_garbage's]] /v/ of Chris sitting in a bar with a rather heavy girl.
* 17 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads [[Rollin' and Trollin']], where he gives a tour of [[CWCville]] and claims that the autistic manchild we thought he was never existed. This plays into the hands of [[CChanSonichuCWC]], or "Liquid Chris," who had been claiming to be the real autistic manchild for weeks.
* 17 July - Chris writes and draws a [[Sonichu]] face on the [[Charlottesville]] [http://www.tjcenter.org/monument/ chalk wall]. He did not have his camera when he drew it, and when he came back with it the next morning, others had drawn and written over him.
* 17 July - On about this date, according to [[Chris's resume]], he realized that his career goal was to get "paper-published" by a comic book company.
* 18 July - Chris uses [[Samantha Thaddeus]]'s email account in the first of [[Katie Bay E-mails|a series of emails to her friend]] to try and get his foreign [[PS3|PSN accounts]] back.
* 18 July - Chris also begins to use Samantha's email account to persuade [[Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 2|Jack Thaddeus]] to hand over his accounts.
* 19 July - [[Jack Thaddeus]] tells "Samantha" that he wants Chris to make a video admitting that his "Rollin' and Trollin'" video is a hoax, and another video in which he sings and dances.
* 19 July - As "Samantha," Chris continues to try to wrangle his account information from [[Katie Bay]] via [[Katie Bay E-mails|email]].
* 19 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads [[CWC Trollin More]], in which he admits he really is an autistic manchild.
* 19 July - Jack Thaddeus reiterates to "Samantha" that Chris needs to make the music video in which he sings and dances to "Girlfriend" by April Lavigne.
* 20 July - "Samantha" tells Katie Bay that she has cramps and that she still wants Chris's PSN accounts.
* 21 July - [[Liquid Chris]] claims to have sold official Sonichu merchandise at Otakon, which seems to be the last straw for Chris, heating up the CWCivil War.
* 21 July - Jack Thaddeus informs "Samantha" about [[Liquid Chris]]. He also tells her that now Chris needs to make a video in which he humps his PS3 console.
* 21 July - Katie Bay asks "Samantha" if she wants to hang out.
* 22 July - "Samantha" tells Katie that she won't be able to make it.
* 22 July - Chris is [[McIntire_Park#Chris_on_NBC|featured on NBC]], in the background at a rally to save [[McIntire Park]]. He is wearing the [[medallion]].
* 22 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads two videos. Firstly, [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009]], a "REAL Protest against the FAKE". Secondly, [[A Preview]], a badly drawn slideshow/trailer/music video. Both videos are deleted within hours.
* 22 July - As "Samantha," Chris tries to dissuade [[Jack Thaddeus]] from forcing Chris to hump his console.
* 23 July - '''Video''' Chris reuploads the "REAL Protest against the FAKE" to prove he is in fact the True and Honest CWC and not the impostor we know he is.
* 23 July - Chris enters a secret "troll" IRC channel (not really), under an alias, and in a long [[IRC (23 July 2009)|IRC convo]], he tries to persuade the trolls to get him to rape [[Rocky]].
* 23 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads [[Do Not Dis C Ville]].
* 23 July - Chris asks Katie Bay if she is a troll or an innocent bystander.
* 24 July - '''Video''' A video of [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris humping his PS3]] is leaked onto [[:Image:Vidya_reaction_to_cwc.jpg|4-cent_garbage's /v/]].
* 24 July - Chris [[Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 3|informs Jack Thaddeus]] about the humping video, and demands his accounts. Jack tells him to make a new video in which he sings a pro-gay song.
* 24 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads a strange video, [[It's UGH!]], of him uncomfortably singing the song "It's OK to be Gay". He removes the video in less than 20 minutes.
* 24 July - Chris returns to email only to have Jack Thaddeus tell him to redo "It's UGH!."
* 24 July - '''Video''' Apparently seeing the song as his anthem of independence from the trolls, Chris uploads [[CWC Dare]] shortly after deleting his "It's OK to be Gay" performance.
* 24 July - Chris comes clean with [[Katie Bay|Katie]] and asks if they can be friends.
* 25 July - '''Video''' [[CWC "Boyfriend"]] is uploaded by Chris.
* 25 July - '''Video''' In addition, Chris uploads "[[It's UGH!#Remake|It's___]]", a remake of the "It's UGH" video.
* 25 July - Jack Thaddeus tells Chris he is still not satisfied with his video performances, but Chris gives up and tells him he can keep the PS3 accounts.
* 25 July - [[Katie Bay E-mails 2|Katie asks Chris]] what he thought about a televised [[Billy Mays]] tribute.
* 26 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009]] in which he proves to the world that he is the True and Honest CWC.
* 26 July - Chris starts editing [[CWCipedia]] very intensively on a near-daily basis.
* 26 July - Chris and Katie chat, and he asks her for help with the trolls.
* 27 July - Chris writes a letter to [[Michael Snyder]] demanding to know if he is a troll, and if so, why.
* 27 July - [[Liquid Chris]] and [[Clyde Cash]] have [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8SoIldTn4U a phone call]
* 27 July - Over [[Katie Bay E-mails 2|email]], Chris and Katie discuss headsets, the mall, and [[Billy Mays]].
* 28 July - Chris finally completes [[Episode 19]], eight months after he started it, and uploads the finished pages to the [[CWCipedia]].
* 28 July - Chris and Katie Bay [[Katie Bay E-mails 3|discuss]] the finished comic pages, his unemployment, and [[Ivy]].
* 29 July - Chris and Katie chat in [[Spanish]].
* 29 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads [[CWC More Than A Feeling]], which is just him playing Guitar Hero.
* 29 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009]].
* 29 July - Chris reuploads the [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|"Holding Out For a Hero" music video]] as well as several other older videos. His newfound belief that [[Ivy]] was real after all appears to contribute to this decision.
* 29 July - '''Video''' The CWCville Library leaks the [[CWC_"Boyfriend"#Alternate_Leaked_Edition|alternate]] version of CWC "Boyfriend".
* 29 July - [[Liquid Chris]] posts [[CWC More Than A Feeling#Response|his own performance]] of "More Than A Feeling" to one-up Chris. Chris [[:Image:Fake_chris_rages_on_youtube.png|rages]].
* 29 July - '''Video''' Chris [[Christian Weston Chandler - It Took Me Weeks to Perfect that Goatee, but it WILL Grow Back|shaves his goatee]] on-camera in an effort to prove he's the real Chris, although he mostly proves he cannot properly handle sharp objects.
* 29 July - Chris draws [[Colossal Chan]], who will be appearing in [[Sonichu 10]].
* 30 July - Chris and Katie discuss the Spanish language and his new video.
* 31 July - Chris tells Katie about the rules to the [[SingStar Challenge]] and asks her to be a judge.
* 31 July - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE:''' Chris announces the [[SingStar Challenge]] with a [[SingStar_Challenge#Watch|video]] against [[Liquid Chris]].
* 31 July - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE:''' Chris uploads his [[SingStar Challenge Round 1#IBAChandler's Entry|first performance]].

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

July 2009

2020-08-10T02:22:57Z

Phykings:

[[Image:1247626135478.jpg|thumb|On '''15 July 2009''', Chris is spotted with a <s>female</s> whale.]]
[[Image:Z100_0798.jpg|thumb|On '''18 July 2009''', this is what Chris found...]]
[[Image:Vidya_reaction_to_cwc.jpg|thumb| On '''24 July 2009''', /v/ finds out about his latest video...]]
[[Image:CollosalChan.jpg|thumb|On '''29 July 2009''', Chris draws [[Colossal Chan]].]]
[[File:CWCvsIanGuitar.jpg|thumb|On '''31 July 2009''', the [[SingStar Challenge]] begins.]]
In '''July [[2009]]''' Chris continued his newfound, somewhat wilder lifestyle, and more footage was leaked of Chris's activities in real life. Several photographs appeared of him going to a bar with a heavy girl, and a video was shown of Chris hanging around in [[Charlottesville]]. As the month went on, Chris suddenly took interest in the saving of [[McIntire Park]], a piece of public property that was in risk of being demolished. Chris managed to get himself on TV two times by behaving retardedly. Halfway through the month, a troll calling himself CChanSonichuCWC, soon to be nicknamed "[[Liquid Chris]]," appeared on YouTube, claiming to be the copyright holder of Sonichu, and thus the real Christian Chandler. "Solid Chris" didn't take this lightly, and as July drew to a close, the situation became grimmer and grimmer. On the last days of July, Chris initiated the [[SingStar Challenge]], a singing competition that would supposedly determine who was the real Chris-Chan.

==Events of July 2009==
* 1 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads two videos, [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009]] and a video of him [[For G4s Web Soup|responding to G4]] showing a video of him.
* 3 July - [[CChanSonichuCWC]] [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Update: I am Still the Real Christian Weston Chandler Despite LIES AND SLANDER. Also, Some Fan Art|formally denounces]] the [[YouTube]] account CChanSonichu, claiming that he, the real Chris, abandoned that account and its current operator is an [[Ian Brandon Anderson|impostor]] Chris.
* 3 July - '''Video''' [http://www.youtube.com/user/ScrewAttackEurope ScrewAttackEurope] releases [[Chris-chan Discusses...#Chris-chan Discusses... Billy Mays|the first]] of [[Chris-chan Discusses...|many videos of Chris being interviewed]].
* 4 July- '''Video''' ScrewAttackEurope releases [[Chris-chan Discusses...#Chris-chan Discusses... Spax3 & Griffith|Chris-chan Discusses... Spax3 & Griffith]].
* 7 July - '''Video''' ScrewAttackEurope releases [[Chris-chan Discusses...#Chris-chan Discusses... E3 & Little Big Planet|Chris-chan Discusses... E3 & Little Big Planet]].
* 7 July - '''Video'''Chris uploads [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009]].
* 10 July - Chris and Samantha Thaddeus exchange [[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails|emails]] regarding Chris's hacked [[PSN]] account.
* 10 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads three videos--[[The July 10th Messages|ECV 00117, ECV 00118, and ECV 00119]], directed towards three people he was mad at: ShmionSonozaki, sonichuizcool and oxycleanfanatic2264. His use of [[death threats]] and slander in these videos result in the suspension of his [[YouTube]] account, CChanSonichu.
* 11 July - Chris continues to beg Samantha Thaddeus for his PSN accounts.
* 11 July - '''Video''' Chris creates a new YouTube account, [[IBAChandler]], and uploads [[I Got A Fish |I GOT A FISH]] as well as a new video, [[A near public apology]].
* 12 July - Chris spams [[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails|Samantha Thaddeus]]'s email account in a desperate attempt to regain his Playstation Network accounts.
* 13 July - [[Jack Thaddeus]] and Chris exchange a series of [[Jack Thaddeus E-mails|emails]]. Jack tells Chris that if he wants his [[PS3]] accounts back, he needs to film himself losing his [[Virgin with Rage|virginity]] within a week.
* 13 July - '''Video''' Four more videos are uploaded featuring [[Chris's Big Night Out II|Chris out drinking]].
* 15 July - [[Two's company snapshots|Pictures]] emerge on [[4-cent_garbage|4-cent_garbage's]] /v/ of Chris sitting in a bar with a rather heavy girl.
* 17 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads [[Rollin' and Trollin']], where he gives a tour of [[CWCville]] and claims that the autistic manchild we thought he was never existed. This plays into the hands of [[CChanSonichuCWC]], or "Liquid Chris," who had been claiming to be the real autistic manchild for weeks.
* 17 July - Chris writes and draws a [[Sonichu]] face on the [[Charlottesville]] [http://www.tjcenter.org/monument/ chalk wall]. He did not have his camera when he drew it, and when he came back with it the next morning, others had drawn and written over him.
* 17 July - On about this date, according to [[Chris's resume]], he realized that his career goal was to get "paper-published" by a comic book company.
* 18 July - Chris uses [[Samantha Thaddeus]]'s email account in the first of [[Katie Bay E-mails|a series of emails to her friend]] to try and get his foreign [[PS3|PSN accounts]] back.
* 18 July - Chris also begins to use Samantha's email account to persuade [[Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 2|Jack Thaddeus]] to hand over his accounts.
* 19 July - [[Jack Thaddeus]] tells "Samantha" that he wants Chris to make a video admitting that his "Rollin' and Trollin'" video is a hoax, and another video in which he sings and dances.
* 19 July - As "Samantha," Chris continues to try to wrangle his account information from [[Katie Bay]] via [[Katie Bay E-mails|email]].
* 19 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads [[CWC Trollin More]], in which he admits he really is an autistic manchild.
* 19 July - Jack Thaddeus reiterates to "Samantha" that Chris needs to make the music video in which he sings and dances to "Girlfriend" by April Lavigne.
* 20 July - "Samantha" tells Katie Bay that she has cramps and that she still wants Chris's PSN accounts.
* 21 July - [[Liquid Chris]] claims to have sold official Sonichu merchandise at Otakon, which seems to be the last straw for Chris, heating up the CWCivil War.
* 21 July - Jack Thaddeus informs "Samantha" about [[Liquid Chris]]. He also tells her that now Chris needs to make a video in which he humps his PS3 console.
* 21 July - Katie Bay asks "Samantha" if she wants to hang out.
* 22 July - "Samantha" tells Katie that she won't be able to make it.
* 22 July - Chris is [[McIntire_Park#Chris_on_NBC|featured on NBC]], in the background at a rally to save [[McIntire Park]]. He is wearing the [[medallion]].
* 22 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads two videos. Firstly, [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009]], a "REAL Protest against the FAKE". Secondly, [[A Preview]], a badly drawn slideshow/trailer/music video. Both videos are deleted within hours.
* 22 July - As "Samantha," Chris tries to dissuade [[Jack Thaddeus]] from forcing Chris to hump his console.
* 23 July - '''Video''' Chris reuploads the "REAL Protest against the FAKE" to prove he is in fact the True and Honest CWC and not the impostor we know he is.
* 23 July - Chris enters a secret "troll" IRC channel (not really), under an alias, and in a long [[IRC (23 July 2009)|IRC convo]], he tries to persuade the trolls to get him to rape [[Rocky]].
* 23 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads [[Do Not Dis C Ville]].
* 23 July - Chris asks Katie Bay if she is a troll or an innocent bystander.
* 24 July - '''Video''' A video of [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris humping his PS3]] is leaked onto [[:Image:Vidya_reaction_to_cwc.jpg|4-cent_garbage's /v/]].
* 24 July - Chris [[Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 3|informs Jack Thaddeus]] about the humping video, and demands his accounts. Jack tells him to make a new video in which he sings a pro-gay song.
* 24 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads a strange video, [[It's UGH!]], of him uncomfortably singing the song "It's OK to be Gay". He removes the video in less than 20 minutes.
* 24 July - Chris returns to email only to have Jack Thaddeus tell him to redo "It's UGH!."
* 24 July - '''Video''' Apparently seeing the song as his anthem of independence from the trolls, Chris uploads [[CWC Dare]] shortly after deleting his "It's OK to be Gay" performance.
* 24 July - Chris comes clean with [[Katie Bay|Katie]] and asks if they can be friends.
* 25 July - '''Video''' [[CWC "Boyfriend"]] is uploaded by Chris.
* 25 July - '''Video''' In addition, Chris uploads "[[It's UGH!#Remake|It's___]]", a remake of the "It's UGH" video.
* 25 July - Jack Thaddeus tells Chris he is still not satisfied with his video performances, but Chris gives up and tells him he can keep the PS3 accounts.
* 25 July - [[Katie Bay E-mails 2|Katie asks Chris]] what he thought about a televised [[Billy Mays]] tribute.
* 26 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009]] in which he proves to the world that he is the True and Honest CWC.
* 26 July - Chris starts editing [[CWCipedia]] very intensively on a near-daily basis.
* 26 July - Chris and Katie chat, and he asks her for help with the trolls.
* 27 July - Chris writes a letter to [[Michael Snyder]] demanding to know if he is a troll, and if so, why.
* 27 July - [[liquid chris]] and [[Clyde Cash]] have [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8SoIldTn4U a phone call]
* 27 July - Over [[Katie Bay E-mails 2|email]], Chris and Katie discuss headsets, the mall, and [[Billy Mays]].
* 28 July - Chris finally completes [[Episode 19]], eight months after he started it, and uploads the finished pages to the [[CWCipedia]].
* 28 July - Chris and Katie Bay [[Katie Bay E-mails 3|discuss]] the finished comic pages, his unemployment, and [[Ivy]].
* 29 July - Chris and Katie chat in [[Spanish]].
* 29 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads [[CWC More Than A Feeling]], which is just him playing Guitar Hero.
* 29 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009]].
* 29 July - Chris reuploads the [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|"Holding Out For a Hero" music video]] as well as several other older videos. His newfound belief that [[Ivy]] was real after all appears to contribute to this decision.
* 29 July - '''Video''' The CWCville Library leaks the [[CWC_"Boyfriend"#Alternate_Leaked_Edition|alternate]] version of CWC "Boyfriend".
* 29 July - [[Liquid Chris]] posts [[CWC More Than A Feeling#Response|his own performance]] of "More Than A Feeling" to one-up Chris. Chris [[:Image:Fake_chris_rages_on_youtube.png|rages]].
* 29 July - '''Video''' Chris [[Christian Weston Chandler - It Took Me Weeks to Perfect that Goatee, but it WILL Grow Back|shaves his goatee]] on-camera in an effort to prove he's the real Chris, although he mostly proves he cannot properly handle sharp objects.
* 29 July - Chris draws [[Colossal Chan]], who will be appearing in [[Sonichu 10]].
* 30 July - Chris and Katie discuss the Spanish language and his new video.
* 31 July - Chris tells Katie about the rules to the [[SingStar Challenge]] and asks her to be a judge.
* 31 July - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE:''' Chris announces the [[SingStar Challenge]] with a [[SingStar_Challenge#Watch|video]] against [[Liquid Chris]].
* 31 July - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE:''' Chris uploads his [[SingStar Challenge Round 1#IBAChandler's Entry|first performance]].

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

Talk:Don'tGetTrolled!

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Phykings: /* Clyde Cash */ new section

if only chris would sing along to this too. [[User:Woot Rodriguez|Woot Rodriguez]] 16:07, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

This "Anti-Internet bad-mouthing campaigne" makes me laugh. How many threats, how many slanders has Chrissy passed on to others, and yet he's the highground moral citizen. I'm guessing he's exempt from that because he's a VIRGIN WITH RAGE. if there was a "Bill for Anti Online Bad-Mouthing", he would get in trouble with it too, WE HAVE HIS VIDEOS OF HIM BADMOUTHING, but then he might try to retcon it saying the trolls photoshopped it (you can tell because the computer edited bits are blocky and don't have the same life to it as my hand-drawn videos). Chris is really quick to forget the injustice he has done to others, maybe someone can point that out on the comments. [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 19:58, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

It says the video was taken down because of Copyright infringement. What part of the video could have caused that, and would that mean that the original version was taken down too? --[[User:MEANWHILE|MEANWHILE]] 01:20, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
:Copyright infringement in this case means that he ripped off the original video wholesale. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 01:49, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
::It was removed because he put his name in there. Same reason so many of his other flipnotes were removed. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:38, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

== Clyde Cash ==

funny fact: that song was created by Clyde Cash. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=ZAUTXrF5_jQ&feature=channel_page Really]

October 2019

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[[ File:JvanceandChris.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris with [[fans|fan]] [[Joey Vance]] on 18 October 2019]]

[[File:Children of Kefentse Discord selfie.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Discord]] selfie with deep bags under his eyes.]]

'''October''' is the tenth month of [[2019]].

==Highlights==
* '''1 October''' - [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] turns 78.
*'''3 October''' - Displeased by how [[Ben Saint]] depicted [[Night Star]] in his webcomic, Chris releases his own amended version and '''[[October 2019 social media posts#DM'ing Ben Saint to demand $300|demands $300]]''' from him for "[[Chris and copyright|using our name and individuals]] for the [[Chris and hypocrisy|greedy gains accrued]]".
*'''6 October''' - In preparation for [[April 2020|BABSCon]], Chris enlists [[Aly Hirschberg]]'s help to '''[[October 2019 social media posts#Fundraiser for BABSCon|request £5,000]]''' from his TRUE and LOYAL fanbase.
*'''10 October''' - A [[ween]] makes [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpxk5cYRjWQ a video]. egging [[14 Branchland Court|chris house]]
*'''12 October''' - ''[[My Little Pony|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]'' airs its final episode. Meanwhile, '''[[October 2019 social media posts#Chris orders the Shipfic cards, snaps at customers wanting books|Chris berates]]''' his [[List of Chris's financial enablers|financial supporters]] on Twitter, justifying that his [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder|trading cards]] are an [[Chris and his Ego|adequate alternative]] to the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]] he is paid [[Chris and art|to create]].
*'''15 October''' - While responding to [[Ben Saint]], Chris '''[[:File:YangGang.png|indicates]]''' his support for 2020 [[United States]] [[Chris and politics|presidential candidate]] Andrew Yang. This support is later retracted in favour of [[Chris and reality|Lisa Simpson]].
*'''16 October''' - [[Jacob Sockness|Sockness]] regains Chris's favour, returns to his post as his [[Chris and money|exchequer]] and '''[[:File:SockHoax.jpg|declares]]''' that he will try again to visit him about [[Halloween]]. This does not come to pass.
*'''20 October''' - In a YouTube comment on Part 24 of '''[[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]]''', Chris revises his past, claiming he had known all along that [[Alec Benson Leary]] was a troll.
*'''26 October''' - The newest Chandler kitten, '''[[Chandler Cats#Baby|Baby]]''', is mentioned by Chris in passing to be ailing from a "nasal problem" while he '''[[Chris Chan Sonichu plays Twilight Sparkle’s Secret Shipfic Folder, Solitaire‎‎|live-streams]]''' himself playing his [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder|own card game]].
* '''31 October''' - [[Halloween|Hallo]][[Weening|ween]].

==Audio==
*[[Joey Vance]] visit

==Videos==
*[[Chris Chan Sonichu plays Twilight Sparkle’s Secret Shipfic Folder, Solitaire]]

{{timeline}}

Chris and death

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{{Quote|Sometimes I remember her, but I have moved on.|[[Chris]] on the late [[PandaHalo]].<ref>[[Regina e-mails]]</ref>}}
{{Quote|And dying is not happening with me; I'm set to stay alive for thousands of years.|Chris, over 10 years later, being absolutely delusional on [[Discord]].<ref>[[Discord#Chris thinks he'll live for thousands of years]]</ref>}}

[[Image:PattiLuv.jpg|thumb|Rest in peace...?]]

'''Death''' is a concept that Chris has a notably hard time understanding and/or coping with, be it the death of a [[Bob Chandler|human]] or an [[Patti Chandler|animal]], or even a [[Simonla Rosechu|fictional character]].

His poor reactions to death most likely come from Chris's near-inability to empathize (a common symptom of [[autism]]), and childish thought patterns. Children often don't understand death, usually just thinking it's "like sleeping forever", "just leaving", or in recent years, "merged with their counterpart from [[C-197]]." Chris, being a child inside, can only resort to these clumsy analogies to understand death.

Here are the departed souls, in order from earliest to latest:

==Deaths==

===Various ancestors===
Chris claimed that, at Aunt Corrina's funeral, his ancestors wished him a safe [[Ohio trip|trip to Ohio]] to meet Julie.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref>

===Passengers of ''[[wikipedia:RMS Titanic|RMS Titanic]]'' (d. 1912)===
In 1912, famous passenger liner ''Titanic'' hit an iceberg on its maiden voyage from Southampton, England to New York, and resulted in the deaths of around 1,600 people. In [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]], Chris insensitively attempts to threaten [[Lars]] by destroying a [[Lego]] version of the Titanic.

===Every single victim of the World Trade Center attacks (d. 2001)===
[[File:Memory-card-15-2.jpg|200px|thumb|A Memory Card noting the tragedy, next to the Dark Arbok Pokémon card Chris had purchased on that day.]]

Chris has a very juvenile understanding of the [[wikipedia:September 11 attacks|September 11, 2001 terror attacks]] and their effect on world history. In the [[Twin Falling Towers]] video of 1 [[November 2009]], Chris makes fun of [[Clyde Cash]] and says that he is as weak as the [[Wikipedia:World Trade Center|Twin Towers]], which were primary targets in the 9/11 attacks. He then pretends that the mouse cursor is crashing into the buildings, complete with sound effects. After heavy criticism for turning a tragedy which killed 3,000 people into a childish joke, Chris [[Apology for 9/11 Joke|apologized]] and insisted his patriotism. He also equated the death of [[Kacey]]'s grandmother, who is said to have died in the attacks, to his dead dog. For literally no reason at all, the date of the attack is included in a time-travel sequence in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]].

===Patti Chandler (1988–2006)===
Patti was Chris's pet dog, who died in June 2006. Chris apparently drew a picture of a crying [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] face on the signature confirming the euthanasia process.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Eulogy_for_Patti&diff=4455&oldid=4454 Eulogy for Patti] on the [[CWCipedia]]</ref> As seen in the image used in this article, Patti also appeared in the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]], immortalized as a furry character named [[Patti-Chan]]. This is particularly disturbing in that Chris has apparently decided to deny his dog the afterlife that he presumably believes in in favor of locking her in his own [[CWCville|personal hell]].

To Chris, her death is the greatest tragedy of his life, which he often compares to the deaths of other people's family members and loved ones. Unsurprisingly, every single person he has said this to has become horribly offended. In [[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash]], he equates [[Ryan Cash]]'s death with Patti's, and in the [[Father Call]], he equates the death of [[Matthew Devoria]]'s mother in the 9/11 attacks.

Oddly enough, Patti may have been the only being Chris ever cared about. On the 1-year anniversary of her death, Chris even broke down in tears and had to be consoled by his mother.<ref>[[Megan emails, Jan-July 2007#Chris is sad about Patti|Megan emails, Jan-July 2007]]</ref> By comparison, the "death" of any sweetheart will result in a few days of mourning at best.

It should be noted though that despite all of Chris's fondness for Patti, her memory was still not safe from being [[It's not that cold|defiled by him]].

===RocketFox's Dad (1966–2008)===
RocketFox's Dad used to be an [[alcohol]]ic, but recovered and stayed sober for ten years. However, his liver failed and he passed away in mid-October 2008. When RocketFox asked Chris for advice on how to cope, Chris considered it an "accident" and went on a spiel about how bad alcohol was.<ref>[[IRC (16 October 2008)]]</ref> This is actually the first death during the [[troll]]ing, and it was mentioned to Chris to see how he would react to such news, and as mentioned, Chris did so poorly. Ryan's death and Chris's reaction cemented this.

===[[Sarah Jackson]] (1981–2008)===
A former heartsweet of Chris (and Decepticon) who was killed in a carefully executed plan by [[Optimus Prime]]. Sarah Jackson, like Patti, was used in his comic for a while as "Ms. Jackaras" in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]. Unlike Patti, Ms. Jackaras gets the same fate as her non-comic counterpart, and is replaced by her sister, who continues the lesson anyway. None of the ''Sonichu'' characters mourn the loss of their professor.

===Ryan Cash (1996–2008)===
Ryan was Clyde's brother who was a huge fan of the ''Sonichu'' comics. After they were delayed over and over, Ryan fell into a depression and committed suicide. Chris, of course, [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008|reacted to this]] in an inconsiderate manner, telling Clyde and his family to "just move on", and marveling at his power to incite suicide. He also suggested that Clyde get a girlfriend who could make him just as happy as Ryan could have, which (disturbing implications aside) indicates that Chris seems to regard people as more or less fungible. This also helps explain why Chris seems to be able to move on so quickly when one of his online "heartsweets" meets some unfortunate demise.

===[[PandaHalo]] (d. 2009?)===
Despite her being hundreds of kilometers away from the [[Brushfire Video|bushfires]], Chris assumed PandaHalo was dead. She is actually alive and kicking but Chris still doesn't know this. Two days after her "death", he went to find another sweetheart to [[mass debate]] to, saying "It's OK though, at least I have a [[Julie|good woman]] who's willing to be by my side at this point."<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref>

Nine months later, [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] featured a special "memorial" to PandaHalo and a sequence in which she dies (off-screen) in a building fire after saving her "Pokemon", [[Chloe Rosechu]] and [[BlazeBob Sonichu]], so they wouldn't "burn with" her, not realizing that burning is an incredibly painful way to die.

More recently, Chris "dedicated" all of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] to PandaHalo's memory. This would be almost touching, if the alleged dedication didn't wholly consist of how awesome Chris was for using Panda's cover artwork.

===[[Sarah May]]===
After being called "[[Julie]]" multiple times, Sarah May attempted suicide over Mumble.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref> Immediately after she went offline, rather than express any concern or try to find a way to stop her, Chris told Julie (who was also in the chat), "I still have you," with a completely emotionless "oh well" attitude. Julie was playing along with Chris, and did not react to Sarah's suicide attempt in any human-like fashion either; yet, it did not occur to Chris that Julie's behavior was ''in any way'' unnatural. Chris then made an [[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May|immature shout-out]] to her on a YouTube video, with tears faker than all his [[sweetheart]]s combined. The only reason he offered as to why she shouldn't commit suicide was that he would be sad without her.

===[[Aunt Corrina]] (1936–2009)===
Chris's aunt Corrina had her funeral on Chris's birthday, which was also [[wikipedia:Shrove Tuesday|Shrove Tuesday]], a Christian holiday that involves eating pancakes. Needless to say, Chris cared more about the pancakes than the funeral of his own aunt.

When the "I know how to be sad because my dog died" excuse fails, Chris usually follows up with an offhand mention of his Aunt Corrina. If that fails, the deaths of his many sweethearts tends to follow.

===Clyde Cash (1976–2009)===
In early [[2009]], Chris seemed to be aware that Clyde was supposedly dead, though he was suspicious of the idea. Regardless, he [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|cursed]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 18th, 2009|him]], just in case.

===[[BILLY MAYS]] (1958–2009)===
In [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009]], Chris only seems to be upset over people blaming him for MAYS's death, and loudly denies that BILLY had ever been the mayor of CWCville. He doesn't even offer his condolences to MAYS's family. Down the line, Chris selfishly adopts the idea that MAYS was in fact his bodyguard and he died protecting Chris.

In ''Sonichu'' #9, Chris slaps in a one-page intro with BILLY saying that he was never was the Mayor, but was part of Chris's group. At the bottom was a message from Chris, asking him to "come back soon."

===[[Ivy]] (1992–2009)===
Ivy committed suicide after not being allowed to see Chris. Chris uploaded [[CWC "Boyfriend"]] as a memorial. Yes, a poorly-sung remake of Avril Lavigne's happy, bouncy pop-punk song, with lyrics changed to be about how much Chris would like women to date him. Chris included pictures of several past sweethearts in the video, making it less of a tribute to Ivy and more of a monument to Chris's failures.

Furthermore, as is unquestionably appropriate, Ivy's tragic demise was incorporated into issue #9. Rather than admit to having a hand in her suicide, Chris conjures up a magnificently gruesome accidental death, which involved having gotten her neck broken with elevator wires after falling through the elevator floor. Although this is a particularly troubling manipulation of what really happened, Chris more than makes up for it with gravitas; he gracefully, albeit belatedly, offers a tiny orange box in memory to Ivy 'O'Niel', taking pride of place underneath a backshot of [[Slaweel]] and some weird faux-[[Transformers]] actions. All of the above shows the leaps and bounds Chris has made in his appropriate handling of tragic deaths.

When confronted about this insanity in the [[Mailbag]], Chris got quite indignant, demanding to know what the questioner thought he should have done, since Ivy had died in real life and could no longer serve as Chris's [[GodJesus|God-given sweetheart]]. It's not clear whether it had ever crossed Chris's mind to keep this horrific death out of the pages of what is supposedly a comic aimed at children, or to let Ivy's character live on in CWCville like he had done for Patti and BILLY.

===[[Wikipedia:Mary Jo Kopechne|Mary Jo]] (d. 2009)===
In a [[Mailbag 27#Love and loss|mailbag]], Chris was asked by a [[Wikipedia:Ted Kennedy|troubled fan]] what he should do after the death of his beloved Mary Jo.

{{quote|Mary Jo is gone (I feel for you), but you should move on and try to find another woman who will treat you about as good, or possibly better than, her. Suck it up, and move on like a Man would. I tell you as a Man who had to do the same thing a few times in the past too.|Chris, being super-sensitive.}}

Chris clearly states how he believes a death should be approached by a man (which includes finding another woman right away and a specific lack of grieving), and tells the traumatized fan that he should simply move onto a better woman since his girlfriend's death, not only being completely asinine, but also outlining that he believes women to be [[women's rights|replaceable and possibly interchangeable]].
[[Image:RIP mike.JPG|thumb|The obituary that Chris didn't even bother to read.]]

===Mike Jackson (1969–2010)===
Throughout [[January 2010]], a man named Mike Jackson sent Chris a series of friendly letters asking for advice, and then begging for help after Chris's amazingly bad advice completely ruined his life. Chris, the caring soul that he is, promised the absolute minimum amount of effort (a [[YouTube]] video) and then never made good on his word.

Distraught over Chris's total lack of action, and terrified at the risk of having his family torn to pieces, Mike [[Mailbag 52#This, if anything, requires a canned response|died from a sleeping pill overdose]]. Mike's grieving widow generously decided to let Chris view the private obituary page set up for friends and family of the deceased, saying that Mike would have wanted her to treat Chris with respect and decency.

Chris responded to the news of Mike's death with the same copy-pasted bullshit he used to pretend he was listening to criticism. The two infamous sentences made no sense in context and demonstrated beyond the shadow of a doubt that Chris could not care less about Mike's tragic death. It was revealed in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]] that Chris didn't even view Mike's obituary page, and his [[Mailbag 56#In which Chris isn't sorry at all|response]] to Mike's grieving son was all of three words long.

===Simonla Rosechu===
[[Image:SandyRosechu.jpg|80px|right|thumb|The bastard child in question.]]
During the [[Asperchu]] saga, a recurring theme was [[Evan]]'s legal claims in regard to [[Simonla Rosechu]] as a derivative of his character, [[Simonchu]]. While early demands were for Chris to edit his old strips to remove Simonla entirely from continuity, later Evan consented to letting Chris keep Simonla's early appearances, on the grounds that he kill her at a later date. Chris, not surprisingly, totally lost his shit, showing a much stronger emotional attachment to an empty, one-dimensional fictional character than he has managed for any living creature other than his dog. Finally, after being faced with the threat of legal action, Chris finally killed Simonla in issue #10, though not before she laid an egg out of wedlock with her baby-daddy [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] (though, of course, the act of laying the egg was never shown, or even mentioned), which hatched into [[Sandy Rosechu]].

Simonla's death apparently continued to haunt Chris long afterwards. This led to him [[Simonla Rosechu#Resurrection|reviving Simonla]] around [[May 2014]], more than four years after her demise. It should be noted that, as revealed in the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls]], Chris considers cartoon characters to be real, living creatures that exist in some other world reminiscent of Toon Town from ''[[Wikipedia:Who Framed Roger Rabbit|Who Framed Roger Rabbit]]''. Simonla's death was as [[Chris and reality|real]] to him as that of any of his family members or sweethearts... perhaps even more so.

===[[Chandler Cats#Desi|Desi]] and [[Chandler Cats#Skittles|Skittles]] Chandler (precise date of deaths unknown; no later than 10 April 2010)===
In an email Chris sent to [[Jackie]], he [[Jackie E-mails#Chris is lazy, Hates simple chores|mentions having three cats]] (Lucy, Kitty and Scamper), despite the fact that he was previously known to have had two additional cats (Desi and Skittles). This suggests that by the time of the correspondence both had died, or had at least departed from [[14 Branchland Court]] in some other way. No documentation exists of Chris's reaction to their loss.

===[[Wikipedia:Murder of Yeardley Love|Yeardley Love]] (1987–2010)===
Yeardley Love was a lacrosse player for [[University of Virginia|UVA]] who was murdered. Chris uploaded a [[05142010|video]] discussing the story (which he probably just saw on television for a few minutes), but didn't even bother to say her name. He also stated that the murderer should get 20 years in prison for the shock of the murder, which is twice his desired punishment for [[Tobacky|smoking]]. Later in the video, [[Chris and his Ego|he rerouted the subject towards himself]] and stated how everyone needed to be sympathetic of him and his autism and that he's not a bad man. In other words, he used the death of a girl he never knew in an attempt to make himself look good.

===[[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1927–2011)===
After a long battle with heart failure, Bob's life came to an end while he was being hospitalized in the [[wikipedia:Martha Jefferson Hospital|Martha Jefferson Hospital]]'s ICU.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600 Bob's Obituary] (archive from 11 Feb 2013)</ref> The fact that on the day Bob died Chris posted an online [[attraction sign]] in the form of a [[Facebook#What I am looking for in a woman|Facebook note]] reflects poorly on him. However, he later told [[Jackie]] that ''"my heavier cries from my father's passing is really hitting me bad"'', and lamented that in a previous [[dream]] the Grim Reaper had promised that he would not claim Bob until 2015.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 31]]</ref>

In a March 31, 2012 Facebook message, Chris expressed a desire for Bob's ghost to haunt the dreams of anyone who doesn't like him, putting him on the exact same level as his dead dog. While this was an understandable reaction to discovering "plans" that trolls were going to dig her up, or discovering a webcomic that contained what he considered a mockery of her memory, his threat to send Bob's ghost after people is equal parts disrespectful and unreasonable.

In a [[Facebook]] post from [[June 2013|June]] of [[2013]], Chris laments that he had more freedom when his father was still alive, and goes onto complain about how he has to take time out of his day to "[[Jerkop|serve and protect]]" [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]]. Knowing Chris, this presumably means that he sat around in [[Chris's room|his room]] playing [[vidya]] while his elderly father did most of the [[Chores|work around the house]].

===Victims of the November 2015 Paris terror attacks===
In wake of the shootings and bombings in Paris on November 13, 2015, Chris [[Chris's Response to the Terrorism Attacks in Paris|responded on Facebook]] and expressed remorse in his own simple way, but equated the real-life atrocity which killed over 120 people with the actions of a "cartoon villain", suggesting he still has a poor grasp of the difference between reality and fantasy. Included was the image of Sonichu and Rosechu in front of the American flag in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]].

===Stan Lee (1922–2018)===
On 12 [[November 2018]], with the advent of the death of famed comic legend Stan Lee, Chris stated that he merged with his Universe C-197 counterpart.

===Barbara Chandler (1941–202?)===
Barbara, much like Bob before his death, has been experiencing many illnesses in the past few years. Barbara was [[Obesity|obese]], and this contributes to her poor health, examples of which include oversleeping and bed sores. In [[August 2013]], Chris revealed that Barbara is now a breast cancer survivor, which reveals that she suffers from far more serious health problems than initially thought. It may not be long before Barb keels over as well, which would ultimately leave Chris with no coddling matriarch to provide support for or keep him company, and in the grander scheme of things, without parents.

Even today, where everyone's favorite manchild will go from there remains a mystery, especially since it was revealed in an [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Reality Comes Knocking|October 2013 Facebook post]] that Chris considers Barbara to be one of the few people who gives meaning and purpose to his life.

Alongside Bob, who Chris entered a protracted period of grieving for after his passing, Barb is one of the few people in Chris's life that he cares about enough to genuinely fear her passing, and Barb has used this to manipulate Chris into following orders on multiple occasions; one such instance of this was in 2011 (prior to Bob's death), in which she threatened to commit suicide if Chris committed the [[Chris and Religion|ungodly sin]] of visiting [[MAGfest]] in Maryland that year. Terrified and distraught, Chris backpedalled, receiving only more guilt-tripping and a payment on some [[vidya]] as a consolation prize.<ref>[[Gal Pal E-mails 3#Borb vs MAGfest]]</ref>

In [[November 2015]], Chris released [[Family Needs to appreciate Family]], where he addressed [[Cole Smithey]], [[David Alan Chandler]] and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] to visit Barb before "her time runs out".

In [[June 2016]], Chris released [[Donations Requested, Please.|two]] [[Donations Required, Serious Please help|videos]] in which he asks for donations for Barb's asthma medication; here, Barb appears somewhat unresponsive and barely conscious, and Chris says she likely won't make it "through the rest of this month". While Chris could just be exaggerating just to get more free money, one cannot deny that Barb's physical appearance is the worst it's ever been, so his prognosis just might be accurate. Regardless, Chris shows flagrant indifference to her imminent demise.

In [[November 2019]], Chris posted a tweet where he fantasizes about the death of his mother, imaging her becoming a part-human/part-Rosechu hybrid after death, in the same vein he believed that Bob reincarnated into Robertchu after death.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1190686432047837184</ref>

===Chris himself (1982–20??)===
Given Chris's notoriously [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal|bad diet]], lack of [[Chris and health|activity]], [[14 Branchland Court|hygiene]] or [[Chris and the Internet|social interaction]], on top of a complete lack of [[Love Quest|motivation]] or [[Chris and remorse|concern]] for anything other than himself, it is generally considered unlikely that Chris will live very far into his forties should he persist in his current lifestyle.

However, there is a likelihood that like Bob, who lived into his mid-eighties despite suffering from (and eventually passing away as a result of) [[Heart level|heart failure]] and alcoholism, he may be genetically disposed to lead a long, albeit miserable life.

{{quote|And Believe Me, IN DREAMS, and even IN MOMENTS within my mind while AWAKE, I HAVE SEEN AND FELT That Death Light. Not only is it the Most Horrifying Thing Ever, but I am [[Chris and English|LOOOONG NOT READY FOR IT YET]].|Chris, on his visions of death.<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#Size does not matter. (CCS)|ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence]]</ref>}}

In a conversation with the CWCipedia Sysop, Chris once mentioned that he had been receiving recurring visions of himself walking into a bright light, which he one day hoped would be prevented from appearing by getting a sweetheart. After the surreal conclusion of the love quest in 2018, it is unknown if he still gets these visions.

In a Facebook post on 30 [[October 2013]], Chris stated that he had become so [[stress|stressed]] out (specifically, over [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Reality_Comes_Knocking|the revelation]] that his [[Manchester High School|high school]] [[gal pal|gal-pals]] did not actually like him much at all), that he had contemplated killing himself multiple times. According to Chris, the only reasons he did not go through with it are [[Barbara Chandler|painfully]] [[Clover and Snoopy|obvious]]. This shows just how much Chris's [[Chris and mental healthcare|mentality]] has drained, and how badly he needs the professional help he so stubbornly refuses to get. Of course, this could well be Chris exaggerating and trying to gain pity as he has done in the past, and as his mother allegedly also has (or at least, used to have) a habit of doing. In all seriousness, however, suicide is no laughing matter, and this should be looked at with caution.

In late [[2014]], Chris actually came quite close to being hospitalized, as a serious infection had developed around a [[Un-clit|piercing below his duck]] that he had received earlier in the year. Thankfully, though, Chris came to his senses and permanently removed the piercing, and had the infection treated.

In the aftermath of the 2016 U.S. presidential election, Chris made comments and videos containing death threats to Donald Trump where he repeatedly justified wishing for Trump's death by saying [[Bob Chandler|"men die earlier than women".]] Based on his past experience with [[September 2011|his father dying sooner than his mother]].

In a 2019 Discord chat between his fantasy enablers, Chris had claimed that he is set to live for thousands of years<ref>[[Discord#Chris thinks he'll live for thousands of years]]</ref>.

===Sonichu (2000–????)===
One of the very few things that Chris seems to care about the death of besides himself is [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and his pals. Since Chris believes all cartoon characters exist in some universe, and he had created Sonichu's, he feels that if he were to reboot the comics, that would mean that Sonichu and his friends would all die, and that they would all reincarnate into their newer rebooted versions, as hinted in a July 23, 2017 Twitter post.<ref>[[July 2017 Patreon posts#Delay on pages, no plans to reboot Sonichu|July 2017 Patreon posts]]</ref> Being his love and joy, the last thing on Chris' mind would be to kill his creations, but yet is perfectly fine with freezing them in time with his hiatus on the series.

Ironically, even when Chris inevitably does pass on and go to meet [[Christopher's name change#Leonard Bearstein|GodBear]], he will still be remembered; not only for his life and the many [[Sagas|humorous misadventures]] in it, but for his comics. Thus, it can be said that Sonichu will never truly die.

==Suicide==
There are many problems that have caused some followers to worry that Chris may kill himself, to escape the pain of his incredibly miserable real life and go to [[CWCville]] forever:

*Chris is almost 40 years old, with no real income, no savings, no qualifications, and a lot of debt.
*Chris gets bullied and manipulated by [[weens]] on a regular basis, and his only friends exist in his imaginary world: Chris’s grasp on [[reality]] is so tenuous, that he now rejects offers of friendship from genuine people in favor of [[enablers]], who play along with his beliefs before bailing out at first sign of trouble (such as the [[Teen Troon Squad]]).
*Chris’s only real relative is [[Barb]], who is nearly 80 years old and also deep in debt: with no confirmed plans by other family members to take Chris in, there are growing concerns that the mounting debt (worth over $155,000) could lead to the so-called "Homeless Saga" when Barb dies.
*Chris has little to no chance of getting a [[job]] or a [[sweetheart]], with over a decade of unsavory information about him on the internet, and weens and A-Logs who regularly try to get him banned or fired from every place that he visits or works.
*Chris originally did not know about the CWCki, and therefore was unaware that all his sweethearts (such as [[Kim Wilson]]) were actually trolls: Chris actually considered suicide in October 2013, after discovering that past events and friends were nothing more than trolls or paid acquaintances.

However, there are a number of reasons why [[Chris]] still has a general interest in life, despite all the trouble that he went through:

*Chris still gets positive publicity, such as Sonichu’s appearance in [[Sonic Rebuilt]] in March 2020: there are also "mainstream" observers like dodie and Harry Partridge, as well as those who just want to know how Chris crowbars CWCville and his characters into reality.
*The [[Dimensional Merge]], while semi-apocalyptic, is not a death cult like Jonestown: Chris believes that he can travel between dimensions without having to die. Furthermore, he believes that his imaginary world will teleport into the real world, and not the other way.
*Although enablers have not been helpful to Chris’s already tenuous grasp on reality, many of them act like they care about him, to such an extent that they may have unwittingly discouraged Chris from kicking the bucket.
*Actually committing suicide is not easy: hanging can be long and painful, slitting wrists can be very long and very painful, and it is not easy to acquire poison. It would also be very hard for Chris to obtain a firearm due to his mental health and [[Chris and the law|criminal record]].
*In October 2013, Chris ruled out suicide, not only because of Barb and his pets, but also because of his belief (at the time) that suicide would leave him in Limbo.
*In [[June 2018]], when talking about the infamous line "Zap to the extreme", Chris said he literally feels electricity in his body, then states that he isn't killing himself.<Ref>[[June 2018 social media posts#Zap to the Extreme]]</ref>

==Dimension C-197 as Chris's version of Heaven==
Following the [[Idea Guys]] saga, which affirmed to Chris his [[dimension]] beliefs, Chris began to think of alternate dimension [[C-197]] as Heaven. He stated that he believes his deceased pets have reincarnated as characters<ref>[[Twitter Q&A]], the Cats or Dogs question</ref> and that his father is "alive again".<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1008449921387778048</ref> He also stated that Marvel writer Stan Lee's soul had merged with his C-197 counterpart.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1062065071654928385</ref>

So sure was Chris in this that he even tried to console a woman whose father passed away by telling her that her father's soul had likely gone to C-197.<ref>[[May 2019 social media posts#Chris Reacts to Death]]</ref>

==See also==
*[[Autism]]
*[[White_knight#Chris_lacks_empathy_himself|Lack of empathy]]
*[[Death threats]]

==References==
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White knight

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{{quote|[Chris] blocked me too. We defend her, buy from her and encourage her. A truly repulsive person.|Former white knight [[David90637947]].<ref>https://twitter.com/David90637947/status/1154345242834812929</ref>}}

[[Image:Jack's Knight as William Spicer.jpg|thumb|right|180px|Artist's impression.]]

'''White knight''' is a term used to describe someone who goes on [[the Internet]] to help or defend someone else against other people, out of [[CWC is Sad|pity or compassion]], or for [[China|ulterior motives]]. White knighting of [[Chris]] is especially prevalent because of the sheer volume of abuse he's taken ever since he found his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page in [[2007]], which in turn is caused by Chris's total unwillingness to heed any of his many white knights.

'''Counter-trolls''' are those who take Chris's side to spite his [[trolls]]. Some do this because trolling one gullible idiot is less satisfying than trolling trolls, who actually have the ability to understand what is going on. Others have decided that Chris has jumped the shark and are trying to make everyone else leave him alone to put a stop to an old meme.

In the broader internet trolling community, a wide range of people, from neutral observers to even his greatest trolls, are accused of being white knights. This is mostly due to Chris's "fans" discouraging [[Weening]], [[Enablers|Enabling]] and [[A-Logging]], acts which, to outside observers, could be misinterpreted as an attempt to reduce trolling. Many of these outside observers are also confused by the tendency of Chris's trolls, including his most [[Vivian Gee|prolific]] [[Clyde Cash|ones]], trying to get him to improve his life, as they don't know Chris well enough to know it's nigh impossible to get him to improve using the "soft touch". So when the label "white knight" gets thrown around, take it with a grain of salt.

A meta-topic within the broader Chris saga has been the merits of attempting to help Chris stop being a lolcow, and whether he is deserving of such assistance, or even beyond help. Once upon a time, the consensus on forums such as the talk page for Chris's ED article, [[/cwc/]], [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]], and [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]] was that Chris's [[racism]], [[Homos|homophobia]], and [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]] made him beneath contempt; and that he has consistently refused to take advice given to him in good faith.

Today, however, Chris's racism and homophobia are slowly ebbing away along with his mom's influence over him, and A-Logging is no longer as fashionable as it once was. Accordingly, nowadays, opinion on the matter is somewhat divided on whether Chris is capable of improvement, although most agree that if Chris is going to improve, it will not be in any large part due to the efforts of third parties because, in the main, he is still too proud and stubborn to accept advice.

Some believe that Chris is improving on his own, albeit slowly and in small increments, as seen in his gradual abandonment of his homophobia, which began with him declaring tolerance for lesbians, which he eventually extended to gay men. Others believe that Chris has not tangibly improved, that he has merely moved sideways, rather than forward. Many of these believe that Chris cannot improve, for example, his [[tugboat]], his public misadventures and the thorough documentation of his sordid dealings online make employment all but an impossibility for Chris. Many more quibble over what can be defined as Chris "improving". Some have proposed that Chris improving need not necessarily mean becoming a functioning adult, which at this stage would be an uphill battle for Chris anyway. Rather, they claim that Chris is improving in that he is happier than he once was. He has found [[Impulse Gay Social Club|a new hangout]] where he stands to improve his social skills and make friends. Moreover, he has finally found a way to cash in on his e-fame, delighted his fanbase by resuming the comics ''and'' made his dreams of a Sonichu media empire a reality, albeit probably on a much smaller scale than he once envisaged.

In any case, the consensus on white knights and counter-trolls has remained somewhat consistent; they are and always have been seen as wasting everyone's time by trolls and Christorians alike, who accordingly have little patience for them.

==Motives==

===Pity===
Following the release of Chris's first [[nudes]] and the [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|video]] in which he reacted to the loss of his [[medallion]]s and [[Blanca]], many people, including trolls, felt sorry for him. They had not expected it to be possible for him to be trolled so hard or for him to appear so shattered.

===Empathy===
The internet is full of [[autistic]] people, manchildren, and self-absorbed morons. Many of them are right here, fascinated with Chris. All of them see something of themselves in him, whether it's his [[obesity]], his all-consuming need for female companionship, or his fervent belief that his homemade comics matter. A lot of white knights have made at least some of the mistakes Chris has made and have since wised up. They think they can help improve Chris by offering the benefit of their experience.

===Circumstances beyond Chris's control===
Chris fails to identify people, a possible sign of [[Wikipedia:Prosopagnosia|prosopagnosia]]. [[BlueSpike|Julie and her brother Max]] used the same voice, and yet Chris couldn't recognize that they were the same person. [[Emily]] played numerous real-life characters, and yet Chris fell for every one of them. Pictures of different women were used to depict Blanca, and yet Chris thought they were the same person. Chris believed that pictures of [[Wikipedia:Megan Fox|Megan Fox]] were of [[Vanessa Hudgens]].<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 9|Vanessa AIM Chat IX]]</ref> In high school, Chris memorized his appearance in the mirror because he had trouble recognizing himself.<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] - [http://thedailypos.org/misc/sonichu/Issue%207/SchuComic8Page24.jpg "...I had to train my brain to visually remember what I looked like..."]</ref> Since he's never "updated" his self-image, this is a possible explanation regarding why he denies being overweight.

Chris' autism also means that he thinks, and sees the world, in simplistic, binary terms; he cannot easily "read between the lines" or detect sarcasm, or practically any kind of nuance or subtlety. He interprets ''[[Family Guy]]'' as actually being against homosexuality.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009]]</ref> When two male acquaintances at [[the GAMe PLACe]] exchanged sarcastic homosexual remarks, Chris concluded that they were gay.<ref>Anecdote by [[Mimms]].</ref> It is also thought that his decision to go [[tomgirl]] was at least partially due to him taking advice to "get in touch with his feminine side" literally.

===The trolls are even worse people than Chris===
Another frequently heard line of reasoning is that the trolls have gone way too far, and have demonstrated that they're even worse than Chris, or at least equally pathetic. For example, BlueSpike's sadistic abuse of his control over Chris [[BLUESPIKE#Encyclopedia_Dramatica_Troll_War|outraged even trolls]]. The [[JULAAAY|less sophisticated]] bulk of the trolling was the work of A-Logs and weens, who are frowned upon even by trolls, and rightfully so. And, of course, who ''really'' has no life here: Chris, or the people who [[CWCki|obsessively document and debate everything he does]]?

===For the sake of [[Barbara]]'s sanity===
At this point in time it is safe to say that Chris's remaining parent has been just as fatigued as Chris by the actions of trolls. Some argue that Snorlax should not have to suffer for his wrongdoings, and therefore think that Chris should be left alone just so she can enjoy the last few years of her life in peace.

==Arguments against white knighting==
===Chris could have ended the trolling whenever he wanted to, but didn't===
All Chris had to do to end the trolling was to stop responding to it. If he had taken this small step, [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] would've made his ED page and that probably would've been the end of it. The first trolls had nothing personal against Chris; they just decided he was a worthy target of mockery after reading his [[Sonichu (comic)|crappy ''Sonichu'' comics]] and seeing him go into a meltdown over his ED page. If he'd quit responding to their provocations and quit posting [[12 October 2009|videos of himself throwing tantrums]] on [[YouTube]], the trolls would have eventually just moved on to someone else. Instead, Chris tried to "fight back" against them, in turn revealing more and more of his personal information, until eventually the trolls knew all of his contact info and all the details of his life.

That was when the trolling went past a point of no return, spilling into Chris' personal life so much that there would be absolutely no way for him to ever disassociate himself from it. Even when he was away from the computer, he would find himself subjected to trolls calling his cell phone, sending him mail, and following him around in public. While such obsessive trolling is nothing less than shitty, the fact still remains that Chris ''allowed'' them to have such control over his life, thanks to him always overreacting to every little provocation and handing over all his personal information to them.

There is also the theory that Chris does things for trolls to mock him merely for the attention.

===Chris lacks empathy himself===
:''See also: [[Chris and death]], [[Autism]] and [[Chris and his Ego]].''

Chris cannot put himself in your shoes or accept that you have been where he is. He has no "theory of mind": if you used to be as shy around women as he is today, in his mind the fact that you aren't shy anymore makes your experience inapplicable to his situation. To Chris, the fact you got over it and he hasn't yet makes the two cases entirely different. He doesn't want to solve his problems by trying what worked for you, he only wants you to pity him for having problems, until he magically dreams up [[Dating education|his own solution]]. In recent years, many have even began to opine that Chris doesn't even ''want'' help; as can be observed in his frequent outbursts on Facebook, what he really wants is to exploit his own misfortune to get pity, attention and gifts. It is also theorized that helping him is pointless because Chris is well-known for always wanting to have his [[Cakefarts|cake]] and eat it. Even if he woke up tomorrow morning and found that all of his dreams had come true, he'd still concoct new grievances.

:'''RocketFox:''' My father died of liver cancer and cirrohosis a day ago ;~; he drank a ton and it hurt him - I'm only 11 and I dunno what to do ;~;
:'''Chris:''' RocketFox, you will soon recover from your father's accident, I guess it is; DO NOT DRINK Alcohol yourself; STAY OFF THAT JUNK.<ref>[[IRC (16 October 2008)]]</ref>

Chris's interpretation of the death of RocketFox's dad as an accident shows that he didn't even bother to look up what cirrhosis is. Immediately after this, he started talking about a sexy dance. And 8 months later, he was filmed enjoying some [[Long Island Iced Tea]].

Chris's reactions to suicide are very telling. After hearing that he caused [[Ryan Cash]] to die, Chris marveled at the fact that he had incited suicide, right after he tried to publicly console [[Clyde Cash]].<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008]]</ref> When he heard that he made [[Sarah May]] attempt suicide, his reasons for her to stay alive were "I'd feel terrible" and "I'd just cry."<ref>[[Mumble 8|Mumble #8]]</ref><ref>[[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May]]</ref> When Chris broke up with [[Ivy]], he somehow concocted, in his head, an assumption that she had committed suicide. Even after having lost so many dear friends to suicide, he still had no problems telling Clyde and [[Jack Thaddeus]] to [[death threats|kill themselves]]. People who have had to deal with suicidal people, or have lost relatives or friends to suicide wouldn't exactly find this amusing.

In the [[Common_Questions#22_February_2010|22 February 2010]] edition of the [[CWCipedia]]'s "Common Questions", Chris listed the top ten worst things to have ever happened to him. The deaths of "two True and Good Women who [he] had friendships with," [[PandaHalo]] and [[Sarah Jackson]], ranked seventh. Those tragic events ranked below getting banned from The GAMe PLACe, finding out two people from said store were posting info about him on ED, and having his personal websites hacked.

Chris has even gone as far to mock national tragedies. Most infamously, he once tried getting back at Clyde Cash by mocking '''9/11''' (more on ''that'' video can be found in the "Chris is beyond pity" section).

When Rashid Ali Abdul, an Iranian [[fan]], told him that her country's religious authorities sentenced her to death by beheading for reading ''Sonichu'', Chris simply said that he was "sorry" and that the situation was "pitiful".<ref>[[Mailbag 8|Mailbag #8]]</ref>

While some of this can be attributed to Chris's [[autism]], a condition that often results in a lack of empathy, most autistics can at least learn how to express empathy through a combination of carefully reading the emotions of others and thinking about how a situation affects other people, but Chris refuses to seek serious counseling or psychiatric help for this sort of thing, and was clearly given little-to-no help with his autism as he grew up.

===Autism does not excuse a bad person===
Chris knows he has trouble understanding non-verbal social cues due to his autism,<ref>[[Quizzes#Autism Quiz]]</ref> yet he still jumps the gun on interpreting other people's intentions all the time.

Autism, in and of itself, does not create a failure as massive as Chris. A majority of autistics manage to (or at least try their best to) get professional help for their problem and/or are able to develop social and emotional skills through practice, so they can minimize the impact of their disability and lead rewarding and rich lives, or at the very least, humble and unobtrusive lives.

While Chris acknowledges he has a problem, he has never willingly done anything more than see the [[Rocky Shoemaker|pastoral counselor]] at his church. While Shoemaker can provide moral support, she is not a psychologist or psychiatrist – she isn't professionally trained in the treatment of autism spectrum disorders. Chris eventually dismissed her anyway.<ref>[[Vivian's AIM chat]]</ref>

When Chris bragged about how [[26 December 2014|macing a GameStop employee]] made him feel "badass", a deeply concerned troll going by the name Renee tried to convince him to go to see a psychiatrist: Chris took this as a personal insult, and wished "Renee" and her boyfriend a slow demise in a house fire.

Not only does this demonstrate that Chris holds his ego in higher esteem than his mental health, but it is also quite staggering that he would wish death in a fire upon someone [[Destruction Of Chris's House|''after he narrowly escaped the same fate'']]. Moreover, it is worth noting that Chris remembered that Renee had told him in the past that she already had a boyfriend. Compare his reaction to this well-meaning request from Renee, to his compliance with more bizarre requests from, say, Jackie. This shows that regardless of who you are or what you want to say, Chris only cares to listen to you if you have a [[china]] and aren't already taken.

Chris is fully capable of understanding the consequences of his actions. He has a sense of morality, even if he often ignores it in favor of his own interests. He has been held accountable for his own actions in a court of law, twice (and rightfully so). His racism and chauvinism have nothing to do with his autism.

===Chris is beyond pity===
{{Oversized}}
[[Image:Chrischantwoface.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's mood is all over the place, even between videos posted shortly after each other. From "[[Happy Sonichu Day|Thank you for your support]]" to "[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|Goddamn womanizing raping...trollin' stupid pickle-suited...'''nigger'''!]]"]]

Chris often reacts to provocation aggressively, which is quite an understandable (if not acceptable) response to trolling. However, "provocation" doesn't necessarily mean harassment or trolling. Merely disagreeing with Chris's opinions, asking him why he does what he does, or as evidenced above, trying to expose him to reality can provoke an attack, up to and including threats of violence and death. When Chris is annoyed, frustrated, or overcome by desire or lust, he's capable of doing [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|''unpleasant'']] things. Moreover, when Chris loses it, he doesn't think of the consequences of his actions at all, and his expressions of outrage are completely out of proportion to the provocation — often more outrageous in themselves than whatever the trolls did. Chris believes that since he is reacting to being "wronged" by someone else, his actions, no matter how extreme they are, are justified.

Chris has [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|insulted young children]] during card games and scared some of them away from The GAMe PLACe. [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]], who frequented the now-defunct store and knew Chris in real life years before he was discovered by ED, couldn't list any redeeming qualities he possessed.

Chris has sexually harassed [[Megan|two]] [[Catherine|women]] in real life. The former made it explicitly clear to him that his inappropriate touching and comments to her were unacceptable, but he continued anyway, convinced that eventually she would learn to love being molested by a mentally ill manchild and would become his [[sweetheart from the ground-up]]. He ''bragged'' to the latter about how he learned to keep his hands to himself after the fallout with Megan, then faceplanted her breasts.

After Megan cut ties with Chris for uploading [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a drawing of him fingerbanging her]] to his ED page, he did not apologize,<ref name="Megan Saga">[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Chris-chan/Megan_Saga Megan Saga]</ref> but rather explained to her (in a terribly [[naïve]] way) how a handjob works, under the misguided assumption that she merely was upset because she didn't recognize the sex act being performed, or in the hope that she would rationalize what he did on this basis. When this failed to placate her, he then had the nerve to say "I am hurting SOOOOO MUCH MORE than you can be."<ref name="Megan Saga"/> Why? Not because of the picture, but because the trolls were being mean to him. Yes, ''[[Ego|him]]''. Based on [[List of Chris's ED edits|his ED edits]], he was more concerned with people thinking he was fingering his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|imaginary twin sister]] than he was with defending Megan's honor.

Years later, Chris would go so far as to totally demonize Megan for rejecting his 'good intentions', posting her address up on his [[Facebook]] profile in the hopes that trolls would find it and punish her for him. On 3 and 4 October 2013, he took this even further, posting [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Megagi_La_Skunk_agrees_that_you_should_have_never_been_born|an unbelievable multi-part tirade]] about Megan on Facebook, wherein he accused her of being the leader of a vast troll conspiracy against him and claimed to have consorted with a ''[[Chris and reality|fictional]] [[Megagi La Skunk|character]]'' Megan once made for him, who supposedly told Chris that Megan [[Sandy|should never have been born]]. As if this wasn't enough insanity on its own, Chris then went on to claim he had confiscated the [[Sailor Megtune]] superpowers he had given her in the comics, and proceeded to demand that Megan fix his entire life, or else he would sic the spirits of his deceased father and dog on her.

Chris has even started up [[List of Chris's Lies|false]] [[rape]] claims against his [[Bruce Johnson|elementary school principal]]. That alone should warrant anybody to not defend him ever.

After each of his online relationships ends, Chris starts looking for a new [[sweetheart]] right away, ''even if she died''. No matter the setback, his ego just keeps getting bigger.

In mid-July 2009, he addressed a person named [[The July 10th Messages|"SonichuIzCool"]] on YouTube. SonichuIzCool is probably the ''only'' genuine fan of ''Sonichu'' discovered to date, someone who tried to defend Chris and his comic. She was also genuinely mentally disabled. In his YouTube message, Chris called her "naïve and [[slow in the mind]]." He told her she had to "come out where [he] can meet [her]." Another side of this incident is that his YouTube account had been recently hacked, and he had managed to recover it this time, thus avoiding whatever damage the trolls ''might'' have caused. Poetically, after he posted this video, he got his account suspended due to ''his own actions''. SonichuIzCool didn't step down, and responded back with a video that criticized his actions. To date, Chris has never issued a response to that, thus meaning he was dismantled by a slow-in-the-mind.

On 1 [[November 2009]], in his attempt to blackmail Clyde Cash, Chris went so far as to create a YouTube video called [[Twin Falling Towers]], wherein he ''mocks 9/11''. When feeling angry at Clyde Cash, he not only thought it would be a good idea to blackmail him, but used the ''destruction of two skyscrapers full of people after being hit by airliners full of jet fuel and terrorists'' as a metaphor for how weak he thought Clyde was. He even used his mouse cursor as a "plane" and made childish explosion noises. When people got angry, he [[Apology for 9/11 Joke|tried to fix things]] by turning the World Trade Center towers into [[Cakefarts|cake]] candles. To the best of anyone's knowledge, Chris was never coaxed or encouraged by an outside source to use the Twin Tower images. He came up with this reprehensible idea all on his own.

[[Image:MikesWedding.jpg|thumb|right|Happily forever after.]]

In January 2010, a "fan" named Mike Jackson asked Chris for advice, whether he should [[Mailbag 31#If your kids are 16 or 17, you should watch porn with them|watch pornography with his family]] and [[Mailbag 35#In which Chris advises a father to buy his son whores|buy a prostitute for his son]], Mike Junior, or not. Chris, being such an [[Dating Education|"expert"]], encouraged him to do so. When "Mike" got back to him, the news wasn't good; Mike Jr. ran away with the prostitute, and Mike Sr. begged Chris to make a [[YouTube]] video asking his son to come home. Unfortunately, Chris was under a lot of [[stress]], and could not make the video. Chris was next contacted by Mike's "wife", who told him that after discovering that Mike Jr. had married the prostitute in Las Vegas, Mike Sr. died from a sleeping pill overdose. Chris didn't even give a damn about the obituary linked by Mike's widow, offering her his infamous canned response in lieu of even pretending to give a fuck, then later responded to Mike's son's grief and anger with all of three words: [[Chris and remorse|"I am sorry."]] When called out later, he denied having ever spoken to Mike, much less read his obituary. While this was all obviously trolling, Chris's nonchalant reaction to his hypothetically ruining someone's life and tearing their family apart doesn't exactly paint him in a good light.

In the post [[Tomgirl_Saga| Tomgirl saga]] world of Chris some trolls have shown remorse over past trollings of Chris. Some cite Chris' new minority gender identity and his infamous autism as reasons to be more sympathetic to Chris. However, Chris has never shown respect for other transgendered people, but has been outright transphobic [[Doxing Jeff/Francine|by refusing to acknowledge their identity]] or [[I Am me; He is not| using slurs against them]]. This does not stop Chris demanding that people respect his new found gender identity without a hint of self-awareness. Chris has made it clear he doesn't have respect for others even if they share very similar problems or experiences like him. Even post tomgirl Chris has also gone on record refusing to date anyone transgendered or with autism. Chris hates those who are similar to him [[Chris and hypocrisy|for bringing his insecurities and imperfections to light and will lash out at them for it]].

Further adding to this short-lived newfound pity towards Chris was the [[26 December 2014]] incident, from the way in which he conducted himself, commanding employees "[[Chris and negotiation|Don't call anybody!]]" and generally behaving as if [[Chris and reality|he were]] [[Chris and his Ego|answerable]] [[Chris and the law|to no-one]] [[Chris and religion|throughout]], to macing a GameStop employee as he walked out out of the store. This is just after Chris [[I Love You, Catherine|supposedly fell]] [[To Mr. Smith|into a depression]], and the fact that he quickly bounced back with an act of astounding [[Ego|hubris]] and [[Naive|stupidity]] shows how little of pity most people had for him prior to that point. The revelation that Chris was in jail awaiting video court two days later was received with relief, and hopes that he may finally be forced [[Chris and remorse|to]] [[Chris and anger|learn]] [[Chris and his ego|lessons]] [[Chris and reality|he]] [[Chris and psychology|should've]] been taught three decades ago.

Any reason you might could find for believing you can save Chris is only fooling yourself. Chris has willfully chosen to become a leech on society and any of many people listed on this wiki who had taken pity on him. He goes from person to person and community to community only to take what ever he feels entitled to from them, and then throw a temper tantrum when they expel him for unacceptable behavior. To illustrate this point, many of the people Chris has hated the most were not trolls or cruel to him, but simply had gotten in the way of things he wanted regardless if it was intentional or not. For example, [[Wes Iseli]] for dating a girl he liked, [[Adam Stackhouse]] for winning a contest he wanted to win, or [[Mary Lee Walsh]] for prohibiting his [[attraction sign]] on campus. This is a cycle that anyone who has followed Chris' misadventures is familiar with, and it is safe to say your efforts to change or help him will be no different. Chris needs professional and perhaps Institutional help. Anonymous strangers, as well-meaning as they may be, are not equipped with the proper recourses to help Chris, especially as Chris continues [[List of places that have banned Chris|to get banned throughout Charlottesville]] many times without the help of trolls or weens.

===Chris cares only for himself===
Chris spends [[monthly tugboat|your tax money]] on luxuries and steals from his parents to buy [[PSN|random video games]] that he will never play, and even DLC for ''games he doesn't own''. He had the basic skills necessary to hold down a job (there are jobs that do not require him to interact much with other people), and programs exist specifically to find appropriate jobs for the mentally challenged, but Chris hasn't even tried since being fired from [[Wendy's]].

Further reinforcing his selfishness and laziness, Chris and his family strongly agree it's better for him to hole up in his room and get paid for doing nothing than to accept the challenge of finding gainful employment in the real world. This is based on the false assertion that Chris can earn more on welfare than from a job. By taking advantage of the government through vastly exaggerated claims of [[Autism|an easily manageable condition]] which they refuse to help Chris treat, Chris's parents are assured a steady income in the form of his room-and-board payments, and don't have to worry about [[Chris and the Law|Chris getting in trouble with the law again]] when he has another meltdown in public.

His steadfast belief that he can get more money by doing nothing as opposed to getting a job is best underscored in his in [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job|an April 2017 Facebook post]], where he explains why he refuses to get a job.

One of his real-life friends tell him that there are services that help people like him get a job, and says she was able to land a job through those services. Chris replies saying that he's too prone to anxiety and shock, and a troll responds that the very fears of getting a job that he's describing are actually very normal for people new to the workforce. She later tells him concerning his refusal to get a job that it's OK as "Not everyone wants to work," but clarifies that "it's OK not to work when you don't need money." That, however, never crosses Chris's mind, especially [[Financhu Crisis|considering the Chandlers' financial problems]] that they're in.

But just in case you needed any solid proof of Chris' outright selfishness, it basically came straight from the horse's mouth during his trial. When asked if he understood that he'll be paying his court fees:

{{quote|"Yes. My mother will be taking care of that."|Chris.<ref>See also: [[This is how the Trial went]]</ref>}}

Keep in mind that the money being used to bail him out of a mess that he caused is coming out of an ailing old widow's purse while Chris [[Chris and money|nonchalantly throws his own money away]], as evidenced by his PSN activity mere months later. Also, in 2013, [[Facebook#I_have_had_more_freedom_when_my_father_was_alive|he further hammers this point home]] by complaining about having to take care of Barb with Bob's passing, concerned more about his free time and Michael Snyder (somehow) taking his money away.

Many observers have admitted that it is too late for Chris to get a job now:<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-happen-when-barb-dies.10000/post-6079391</ref> in addition to his various [[Chris and the law|run-ins with the law]] and his local reputation for [[List of places that have banned Chris|public tantrums and violence]], Chris is over {{age|1982|02|24}} years old with only [[Wendy's|one bad month of employment]] back in 2001, and a [[CADD]] certificate with no practical value.<ref>The [[CADD]] certificate has no practical value, because in addition to the fallout between Chris and [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], he only produced two menial pieces of work, and has not continued to develop his CADD skills after getting the certificate.</ref> Recently, Chris has simply [[Chris and reality#Lack of grounding in the real world|given up]] on reality, thanks to the [[Idea Guys]] and the [[Dimensional Merge]].

===Chris is not a good net citizen===
{{quote|I will have NO DISCUSSIONS GOING ON BEHIND MY BACK ON MY OWN WEBSITE WHATSOEVER!|Chris, on reader participation via [[Twitter]].}}

Chris is more concerned with spreading his own [[honest content]] than being a good net citizen. On the internet, his demeanor is comparable to that of a spammer: who cares about things like terms of service and account suspensions and masses of pissed-off people as long as his message gets through? He won't participate in the communities of the sites he posts on. This is not mere ''passivity'' in those communities, which is generally tolerable; he ''deliberately opposes'' such participation. Most people, while not bothering to contribute to communities, would at least not make deliberate efforts to hinder them. On [[deviantART]], [[YouTube]] and [[Flipnote Hatena]], he disables all comments, probably because he knew he'd not get any praise anyway, yet this ignores the fact that open commenting is part of the nature of these sites and disabling comments should be done only if it's being used for flagrant abuses of the system, like spam, excessive trolling, and votebotting. He regards YouTube purely as a video publishing venue and not as a tool for engaging in discussion with his "fans". He created his [[Wikipedia]] user page purely to spread his own message, and did not come to the site to participate in building an encyclopedia. If the site owners block him, he just comes up with another account or a sockpuppet. Thoughts of apologizing, getting old accounts reinstated, or the possibility that people who block him might be trying to send him a message never cross his mind.

Chris's behavior on the CWCipedia provides many more examples of his selfish attitude, such as the banner ad crisis in late 2009. He doesn't understand what it ''really'' means that the website is neither hosted nor paid for by him personally, and what sort of things the administration typically does on a website like his. He can't or won't understand simple principles like "webhost's house, webhost's rules," or "beggars can't be choosers," but instead believes that since the site has his name on it, it should be run according to his every demand.

===Chris will reject your advice===
[[Image:0231-MrsSanfordsWiseWords.jpg|thumb|right|What are you going to tell Chris that his [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|favorite teacher]] didn't tell him 20 years ago?]]

Someone once [[White knight E-mails|carefully explained to Chris why he is a sexist]]. In response, Chris got angry. He is only interested in a guide on how to attract women without first making any changes to himself. Most ridiculously, he denies being overweight.

If you ever get some free time, read [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|Vivian Gee's AIM chat]]. Vivian used to be a counter-troll, and warned Chris several times that PandaHalo was a troll. Chris fell for Panda anyway. She then tried to talk some sense into him over AIM. But Chris proved to be so stubborn, she threw in the towel and became a troll out of spite. In her words:

{{quote|i've tried for 3 hours now; it's like fighting a wall, i can't beat the wall no matter how hard i try.|Vivian, thoroughly summing up how it feels to try to smack some sense into Chris.}}

Not only has she long since joined the troll ranks, but Chris even began [[Sign Destruction Video|berating and sending threats]] to the woman who was once his biggest defender ever.

===Chris will reject your disclosure of the truth===
* [[Hanna]] was a real-life troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Lori Lopez]] was a real-life troll, and Chris fell for it.
* Blanca was the name of more than a few trolls, and Chris fell for it.
* PandaHalo was a troll, and despite Vivian's warnings,<ref>[[Vivian Gee E-mails]]</ref> Chris fell for it.
* [[Robert Simmons V]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[JK Productions]] was a troll pretending to be an entire video game development company, and Chris fell for it.
* Sarah May was a troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Sarah Jackson]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.
* Julie was a troll, and Chris fell for it.
* Ivy was a troll, and despite warnings from the counter-troll that must not be named, Chris fell for it.
* [[Vanessa Hudgens]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Emily]] was a real-life troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Kacey]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it. She also married [[Liquid Chris]].
** [[Father Call|Kacey's dad]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Jackie]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it. [[February_2012|Twice.]]
* [[Catherine]] was a real-life troll, and despite [[Anna McLerran|Anna]]'s warnings, Chris fell for it.
* [[Jessica Quinn]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.
* The [[Idea Guys]] were trolls, and Chris fell for it.
*The [[Teen Troon Squad]] was a group of trolls, and despite numerous warnings from the [[Guard Dogs]], Chris fell for it.
* [[Jacob Sockness]] is a troll and Chris is falling for it.

See a pattern here? Back in the day, Chris would've simply dismissed any attempt to open his eyes to the obvious as an attempt to "ruin his relationship/business partnership for the lulz".

As of 2012, however, it seems that Chris has done a 180 on this, where, out of [[Autism|sheer paranoia]], he believes that anybody<ref>[[:File:Fbp10.png]]</ref> and everybody<ref>[[:File:Fbp6.png]]</ref> is a troll, even when he has no sane reason to reach that conclusion<ref>[[:File:Koreans.PNG]]</ref>.

Surprisingly, even in [[2014]], it was revealed that his latest girlfriend, Catherine, was a troll construct. While [[CWCki Forums|the community observing Chris]] are [[Trolls#Today|no longer impressed]] by such [[weening]], it still shows that even after almost a decade of trolls leading him around by his [[duck]], Chris has learned absolutely nothing. The same thing was true with [[Jessica Quinn|Jessica]] in [[2017]].

===Chris's normal life is often weirder than the trolling===
Chris won't take your advice, so he will fall for trolling. Trolls do some ''bizarre'' things and Chris believes almost everything. But even if Chris had no white knights or trolls, his life would still be out of the ordinary.

The things Chris achieves when left to his own devices are sometimes even more jaw-dropping than what the trolls think up. His previous brushes with [[Jerkops|authority figures]] and his [[Attraction Sign|creepy]] [[Fridays After Five|behavior]] during his outside leisure time are good examples.

===Chris asks for it, and always recovers===
Hellbent on spreading his version of the truth because he's TRUE and HONEST, Chris never realized that his edit warring on Encyclopedia Dramatica was practically a squeal begging for more trolling.

[[wiktionary:TMI|TMI]] is a tactic Chris uses that backfires without fail. Since Chris insists on revealing the most minute details of his life to everyone he meets, including even his [[14 Branchland Court|home address]], the trolls always get more information to fuel further acts of trolling. White knights cannot stop our hero from being honest.

Chris doesn't get embarrassed either. Oh, his nudes and [[Recycling|lewd acts]] are all over the internet? No big deal! [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|All adults do that kind of thing]], so what's the problem?

Chris managed to fully recover from the depressing [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|21 October 2008 video]] mentioned above (and quite quickly, too) and proceeded to fail even harder for months. Likewise, despite professing great emotional distress, he bounced back from [[CWC is Sad|the loss of Kacey]] in [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|a matter of hours]]. He even bounced back after being [[Mumble 9|verbally abused by a room of trolls]], one of whom went so far as to tell him to go kill himself. Whatever the trolls say or do to Chris, he always does or says something worse to someone else, and he always bounces back anyway, so what's the problem?

[[Image:Chriscash.jpg|thumb|right|180px|True, true.]]

===Chris has made himself an outcast===
High school and college are where people are given their first and often only chance to become a functioning part of society. They gave Chris an even greater chance because he's autistic. They lent him a friendly, caring hand and opened themselves to his friendship, males and females alike. And what did Chris do? He ''refused, by choice,'' to associate with anyone who wasn't [[Gal-pals|female]], [[Pedofork|young]], [[Chris and race|white]], in the [[Charlottesville]] area, and [[Barbara Chandler|willing to mother him forever more]].

When [[Mary Lee Walsh|the dean]] of his college gave him a chance to reform his behavior, he kept going with his bullshit, threw a particularly bizarre tantrum in her office, and was rightly kicked out of PVCC for a full year. What did he learn from that? He learned that Mary Lee Walsh was an evil hag with a personal vendetta against him. He was given ''several'' chances to learn that his loitering and soliciting were not appropriate behaviors in a public place, and what did he learn? He learned that mall cops are Jerkops, that [[Virginia is for Virgins]], and that his [[Love Quest]] was [[Ego#Paranoia|a matter of him against the world, with the world as the antagonist]]. After he was kicked out of The GAMe PLACe (where he was again given far more leeway than most people ever would have been given, due to Snyder's misguided pity for him), he was barred from his last hangout in Ruckersville that was still open to him.

Now, it's too late for Chris. He has been offered friendship and care time and again, and every time without fail, he drives his friends away with his entitlement, his perverse, bizarre, bellicose behaviors, or his inappropriate sexual advances, or, failing that, he will dismiss them for trying to get him to improve himself or behave like a responsible adult. While he has began frequenting other places and social clubs in recent years, and could potentially make friends at those places, many Christorians believe it is merely a matter of time before history repeats itself and Chris alienates himself from the other regulars.

Complain as he might, Chris's own actions have made him an outcast, and since he refuses to accept this, much less attempt to improve himself, an outcast he shall remain. Try as they might, neither white knights nor trolls have the power to save Chris from his delusions and cognitive dissonance, only he does.

===The stresses of white-knighting===
In order to get close to Chris, white knights have to spend at least as much time and effort as trolls to keep up-to-date on his activities. Most have to lie and pretend to be a goddess of another dimension, or a random [[OC]], to even capture his attention. This, combined with Chris's habit of pushing away anyone who tries to connect with him, is enough to make any sane non-psychologist crash into slumber. A key example of this is the [[enabler]] [[MKRNightVee|MKR]], who frequently came into conflicts with [[Jacob Sockness]] and his other enabling ilk while trying to warn Chris of the danger of letting Sockness get close - though for narcissistic reasons, as to some extent MKR simply wanted to keep Chris to herself. Regardless of whether they're white knighting for their own gain, or out of some misguided effort to help Chris, White knights will find themselves experiencing unprecedented levels of [[stress]]; this is one of the reasons why many simply give up.

===Chris will not even read your message===
The spam filter is a powerful innovation of good ol' America Online. Any e-mails sent to his address will be left unread and deleted. Even back in the days of the [[Mailbag]], any emails submitted to it, if they even got published, would've been [[Mailbag 29|given one-word replies and ignored]].

===The trolling will not cease===
Even if white knights get to Chris somehow, there is no endgame in which Chris will be free from trolls before his death.

In school, Chris was trolled by his classmates. He was even trolled by one of his [[Joshua Martinez|real-life friends]]. In college, he was trolled by friends who grew sick of his bullshit, and by [[Anna McLerran|girls]] [[Hannah|annoyed]] by his "attraction methods" and rampant, unabashed sexism. If Chris quit the Internet tomorrow, he would still be trolled by a society that refuses to tolerate ignorant manchildren flouting its rules.

If everyone trying to create his next fake sweetheart suddenly got bored and quit, Chris would unconsciously attract new trolls to take their place, and we all know weens are more than willing.

If Chris isn't assigned a custodian after Barbara dies, his story will probably end when he falls victim to some con artist who swindles him out of his monthly tugboat and perhaps his home. If Chris does get assigned a custodian, he will continue his antics until the custodian kicks him out or bans him from the internet. If the custodian bans Chris from the internet, that's Chris trolling himself.

If Chris ends up in prison (again), he will be trolled there as well, and that's if he's lucky.

If the entire world reforms and decides to leave Chris alone, his own sense of victimization will override any benefit. Consider that Chris felt persecuted simply by observing [[JERKS|males who had more success than himself]]. He regards legitimate assertions of authority as rank brutality. [[Adam Stackhouse]] managed to upset Chris to a degree that Christorians still find especially impressive, and he did it without even knowing that Chris existed at the time. Bleak as it is, unless Chris embarks on a program of radical self-improvement, and manages against the odds to shake off both his legions of abusers and seamy reputation, he will forever feel like a thoroughly-kicked autistic.

===The trolling helps Chris and, indeed, others===
If Chris were just some random nobody on the Internet, he'd be doing nothing but playing vidya and occasionally drawing unsellable art until Barb died. He'd remain without social skills, a job, success or future.

Instead, Chris's antics have become a cultural phenomenon that, without exaggeration, is something extraordinary, unique, and which likely won't be replicated in any shape or form for years to come. Chris has long secured his place among such luminaries as [[wikipedia:Time Cube|Gene Ray]] and [[wikipedia:John Titor|John Titor]], and unlike Gene, you can actually comprehend what Chris is saying most of the time. Chris's interactions with the world through his websites and YouTube have drawn in a considerable number of people from around the world who are participating in an unprecedented, continual piece of performance art of a kind that would have been unheard of only a few years ago. He brings entertainment to thousands of people all over Earth, an accomplishment that most could never dream of achieving--the kind of thing that would give Dane Cook a stiffy just to consider. His internet fame is actually a sort of success in its own right, and ''may'' bring him further success. There are thousands of people out there that are so fascinated by him that they study and document his life on a daily basis.

One could argue that if Chris eventually "retired" from this comedy act by actually coming to terms with his problems, seeking professional help, and completely reforming (and selling media rights to his life's story to the highest bidder, like all sensible people would do), he could live the rest of his life secure and probably moderately well-off. The audience would give him a standing ovation for entertaining them for as long as he did, and move on to the next piece of tragicomedy brought to us by the emerging Web technologies. We have seen far more messed-up celebrity stories already; Chris's tale is at least quite different from the norm and engaging.

What's more, the trolls provide him with an actual social outlet to learn and grow, even if he generally opts out of doing either. Instead of being an unemployable, fat bedroom-dweller that nobody has ever heard of, he's an internet-famous unemployable, fat bedroom dweller, and this by itself increases his chances of getting friends and a girl. He may even end up employed, too, possibly appearing in an advertisement or sponging off royalties from any biographical medium, whether it be a book, movie, or TV series. He could even [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|become the next William Hung]] if he put half an ounce of effort into it.

In fact, recently, Chris seems to have latched onto the idea of monetizing his e-fame, which he has managed somewhat successfully. It started with him being paid by a Japanese noise band (albeit a really obscure one) to produce artwork for their album cover (that didn't feature Sonichu or himself for a change) in early 2015, for which he received $50. At around the same time, he started making replica [[medallions]], taking commissions, and, a little later, making custom Sonichu Amiibos, all of which sold fairly well on [[eBay]], particularly the medallions.

In [[August 2015]], Chris did what no-one had thought he would - he resumed work on the ''Sonichu'' comics, asking for donations in exchange for releasing new pages, at a price of $10 per page. He even redrew some of the old comics to be a [[Chris and anger|little more]] [[Death threats|tasteful]], for example retconning the infamous gory executions of the Asperpedia Four in the original version of [[Sonichu 10]] to banishment to an Amish community and forced marriage. Many on Kiwi Farms applauded his resumption of work on the comics, a move they had long suggested. It was predicted that the comics would be a better earner for Chris than the relatively unsuccessful botched Amiibos; although no-one could have forseen [[Autism|one person paying Chris $1000]] - which translates into 100 pages worth of new ''Sonichu'' comics - meaning Chris gets money for toys, weed and hormones, while we get new content, and the pleasure of watching the fallout <s>if</s> when Chris fails to produce that many pages. It should of course go without saying that Chris's merchandise is bought ([[Kenneth Erwin Englehardt|almost]]) exclusively by trolls, Christorians, and the rest of his "fanbase", as the fragile, low-quality crap he churns out has no value to anyone else. All in all, Chris is finally cashing in on his e-fame, which may someday lead to him "making peace" with his tormentors, and recognizing that he has a somewhat symbiotic relationship with them. Which of course, renders white knighting essentially redundant.

Another important point to remember is that Chris's perversions, flaws and constant failure have made his life into something of a cautionary tale to other autistic people, and he has inspired [[Autism#Chris and other autistics|hundreds]] of them to self-improvement. In addition, Chris's self-improvements, from his decrease in anger to his reconciliation with some of his enemies, could potentially inspire hope in other people, such as by thinking if Chris can improve, then so can they. Really, no matter how dire his circumstances come to be, he's accomplishing a pretty good thing here.

===Chris treats "fans" and white knights like crap===
If you try to white knight him, his response is merely to block you on Facebook and never respond. He accuses practically all white knights of being trolls. Quite ironic, isn't it? He screams "I'M STRAIGHT!" when you tell him up front that you're a guy. When you tell him his current "girlfriend" is actually a troll, he'll accuse you of wanting to "break up the relationship for the lulz." He'll be rude, won't listen and won't read between the lines. He will always bite the hand that feeds him, so you should just let him wallow in [[You know what, I HATE ME TOO|his own self-loathing]].

{{quote|Whatever.|Chris' [[Mailbag_29#Whatever|1-word response]] to a fan leaving him, a social worker concerned about the [[Chris_and_health#Living_conditions|state of his house]], and a fan concerned about [[Chandler_Cats#Kitty|one of his cats]].}}
{{quote|You can go f*** yourself.|Chris' [[Mailbag_43#Go_Fuck_Yourself.2C_too.21|response]] to constructive criticism about [[Chris_and_copyright#Chris.27s_views|copyright]].}}

Chris doesn't treat his so-called "fans" much better. Even aside from the SonichuIzCool incident mentioned above, Chris has severe problems answering questions from his fans, and will often react in a hostile manner to everything he sees as negative or offensive. His Mailbag is the most obvious example. He hates being corrected, and tenaciously clings to his misinformed beliefs; his insistence that Asperger's Syndrome and autism are unrelated is a good example of this. When, or if, he's having a good day and manages to answer questions from fans at all, he often gives them very brief, one or two word answers that do not elaborate on anything, or outright ignore parts of the question. Not only is he terse, he's also slow to act; for example, it [[Brutal Legend Plus|took him three days to realize]] that a [[Brutal Legend|video he uploaded]] had no audio on it whatsoever. He also promised that [[Sonichu Fan Promo|a spectacular fan creation]] would be officially featured in the ''Sonichu'' comic, and it ultimately was, ''over a year later''.

Most webcomics have a specific schedule that they have decided to follow. Many webcomics fail to live up to them, some less, some more, some for good reasons, some have no excuse whatsoever. Chris didn't have a set schedule for the comic for the longest time, but then agreed to update the comic on a daily basis, a schedule which even the most well-funded webcomic artists would consider particularly demanding. In February and March 2010, there have been few updates to the comic. When the inevitable complaints about schedule slip started to come, Chris snapped at his fans by saying that inspiration takes its time, forgetting that it was ''he'' who decided daily updates were the way to go. As the "Great Director Chandler", he could have the power to decide what schedule to follow, but instead, he chose to attack his fans.

===Chris's upbringing doesn't justify his actions===
The shitty way [[Borb|Chris's parents]] raised him may be an ''explanation'' for why Chris is so fucked up, but it's not an ''excuse''. Plenty of people have bad childhoods, and abusive or incompetent parents. However, these people don't use that as an excuse for whatever bad things they do. As these people get help and move on, Chris, on the other hand, remains dependent on the same people who screwed him up, and doesn't even try to move past his childhood. Instead, he escapes into a world of fantasy and pornography, and when confronted by reality, he will use all the mental gymnastics at his disposal to twist reality to resemble how he wants it to be. There's also the fact that [[Cole Smithey]] grew up in the same household with the same parents, and yet he lives a relatively normal life. Meanwhile, Chris behaves like an overgrown child, draws art on par with that of elementary schoolers, is chronically in trouble with the law for his persistent failure to regulate his own behavior in public, and generally is extremely antisocial.

===Chris's life would still be a disaster even if the trolls never bothered him===
Today, Chris is a total human trainwreck, slowly losing the last of his sanity as each day goes by. While the systematic trolling of him throughout the years has doubtless contributed to his degrading mental state (especially his extreme paranoia and distrust for almost everyone), the fact still remains that his life's horrible state is mainly caused by factors outside of the internet. He would still be a lonely outcast, as his poor upbringing gave him such warped views of the world and led him to engage in such bizarre behavior that he drove away every person he tried to connect with. He would still be living in unsanitary conditions due to Barb's hoarding and the fact that his house has not been properly cleaned in the better part of a decade. He would still be banned from most of his favorite hangouts due to his loitering and hostile behavior to other patrons. Also, at the core of it all is how Chris decided that he would be better off living off government handouts while he sits around playing with toys and video games instead of getting a job and heading down a career path, which would have been his one-way ticket to escaping the cesspool that is [[14 Branchland Court]] and living a fulfilling life, not unlike that of his half-brother. Instead, he decided to remain dependent on his elderly, emotionally disturbed parents; look how well that's working out for him.

True to his word, Chris all but abandoned the Internet between [[July 2012]] and [[2013]], save for sporadic ramblings on Facebook. Despite this, quite a bit was revealed about how well he was doing independent of troll influence. He [[Other_documents#Epistle_to_the_Wesley_Memorial_United_Methodist_Church|alienated himself from his church]], earning a ban from the new pastor (undoubtedly because Chris wouldn't shut the hell up about the trolls). After being banned, he even dismissed Rocky as an effective counselor (keep in mind that Rocky once bailed him out of jail, which is quite an extraordinary act of kindness, counselor or not), and went so far as to accuse [[Chris and religion|God]] of being a troll. He continues to this day to describe his life as isolated and lonely, with nobody willing to talk to him, a scenario many have tried and failed to warn him about. He even earned some ire from Anna, his biggest white knight for [[Facebook#Gay_Marriage|making anti-homosexual statements]] on his Facebook page, he even chose to argue with her instead of trying to piece together why a lesbian friend of his would find such statements offensive. As a coup de grace on all of this, Chris ended up trolling himself in the grandest fashion by revealing an [[Facebook#Imgur|Imgur account]] made of all of his previously hidden Facebook posts, despite trolls (save for the one who started it) being completely in the dark about it.

Even if all of that doesn't convince you for some reason, consider this: Chris came ''this'' close to being thrown in jail on [[28 October 2011]], and even closer still with the more recent [[26 December 2014]] incident, both of which involved the assault of innocent retail workers trying to protect their customers from him. Both times, he did this on his own initiative, with no prodding from the trolls. And make no mistake, ''everyone'' was thoroughly disgusted by Chris's actions, none were eager to defend his pepper-spray assault on an innocent employee, even those who helped support his [[Sonic Boom Protests]] before.

If we were to be extraordinarily generous and assume that none of the disasters which have befallen Chris since the trolling efforts began in earnest would otherwise have happened, the facts ''still'' indicate that Chris's life would have been a complete mess. Chris was discovered by the internet at large in late 2007, by which point he had already been suspended from college, and banned from the [[Fashion Square]] (twice), along with his local branches of [[Wal-Mart]] and [[Target]], only avoiding criminal charges for the ruckus he caused at the latter because the state didn't feel it was worth the effort to pursue the case. As recently as two months before the "official" start of the trolling of Chris, he was making death threats against Adam Stackhouse and his preteen sister, for the former's unwitting disruption of Chris's plan to lose his virginity with Megan, something that she had made clear she had no interest in doing. It may be a depressing conclusion to arrive at, but there's never been anything that anyone outside of the confines of 14 Branchland Court could have reasonably done to prevent Chris's life from being a trainwreck.

===Chris's white knights are making him worse===
A quick glance at the comments on his Facebook statuses should confirm this. Even after he ''committed a felony'' by assaulting a GameStop employee with pepper spray on Boxing Day 2014, then posted a long-winded, obviously dishonest tirade painting himself as an innocent victim on Facebook, none of his white knights offered anything more than a softly-worded, mild condemnation of his behavior. [[William Elliott Waterman|Some]] avoided a direct response altogether, and made some barely relevant comment that conspicuously avoided the main point of Chris's self-serving drivel, probably a feeble and misguided attempt to defuse his [[Chris and anger|rage]].

And this is how his white knights react whenever he gets angry about having to face the consequences of his own behavior. It's painfully clear to Chris's trolls and other observers that his white knights are woefully ill-equipped to deal with Chris. The reactions his tantrums garner from them clearly indicate that they remain ignorant (passively or otherwise) to facts that most learned long ago; namely, that the "soft touch" has never worked with Chris, and only serves to reinforce his [[Chris and reality|belief]] that [[Chris and his Ego|he should be given whatever he desires]] (he is even openly stating that he is ''entitled'' to a girlfriend), and allowed to do as he pleases, while [[Barbara Chandler|others]] shield him from the [[Chris and the Law|negative repercussions]].

Chris's white knights also habitually feed Chris's belief that his trolls are subhuman bullies who simply want to see him destroyed in every conceivable way because he's such a special, brave little boy. While this is arguably [[A-Logging|true of]] [[Weening|some]], for the most part, Chris's trolls are just as interested in seeing Chris improve himself as white knights are, if not more so, even if many are beginning to doubt such a thing is possible. Indeed, many of the female troll personas who "date" or "befriend" Chris have tried to help him see the error of his ways and reform, and continue to do so. It is partially due to the influence of Chris's white knights, who foolishly (and often futilely) try to root out these trolls, that these attempts to help Chris never result in lasting, positive change on his part.

In short, most of Chris's white knights are attention whores, sycophants or both. To these people, going on a witch-hunt for trolls is preferable to actually trying to help Chris, something which, ironically, even Chris's trolls continue to try to do.

===White knights are now nearly indistinguishable from weens===
{{main|Enablers}}

An unfortunate shift in the character of Chris's Internet adversaries has developed in the [[Idea Guys]]' wake. Having caused Chris to believe himself [[Polyamorous marriage|married]] and a [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|a goddess]], traditional methods of reaching to Chris, as pretending to be a [[boyfriend-free girl]], have become obsolete. And in recent times, there have been an overwhelming number of white-knights and weens who are confident that playing make-believe with Chris will either help him in the long run, or will turn them into trolling legends. Because of this newfound confidence built by playing make-believe with Chris, it has been abused several times, and likewise became the means of weeding them out, regardless of their intentions. However, because of how both of their plans involve playing make-believe with Chris, it has become difficult to distinguish them. Therefore, a new term "'''enablers'''" has been placed on such weens and white-knights, regardless of their original intention.

==Examples==
:''Read: [[White knight emails]]''

===White Knights on YouTube===

Among the most notable of Chris's white knights was a [[YouTube]] counter-troll who claimed to be a 21 year-old Russian model named Svenka. Via her YouTube account, [http://www.youtube.com/user/hottiee96 hottiee96], she released an inordinate number of screencaps from troll conversations on [[Sonichu IRC]], including private conversations between Chris and Panda. She also released an image of the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] who would later steal Chris's first date, [[Emily]]. Were Chris less thick-skulled and even slightly willing to accept irrefutable evidence, Svenka may have made somewhat of a negative impact on the organized trolling effort against Chris, but ultimately she was ineffectual. Svenka also had a unhealthy obsession with the [[CWCville Library]]'s original curator, Arjen Van Dierten.

On 6 [[May 2009]], YouTube user xThexPinchx/NorthxStar7/[http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePinchisDaBomb ThePinchisDaBomb] tried to blackmail major trolls, claiming to have information on them. He was easily called on his bluff by someone who had not trolled Chris at all.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/user/softerthanhardware YouTube]</ref> The Pinch has also threatened [[BlueSpike]] saying he has information from his friends, forgetting the fact that BlueSpike ''has no friends''.

===White Knights on Facebook===

In recent times (since 2012), Chris has taken to using Facebook as his main means of expressing himself. Inevitably, this has not only attracted the attention of trolls, but, in 2013, a slew of White Knights as well, in particular, a [[William Elliott Waterman]], who taunted the trolls to come after him instead of Chris ('''Spoiler:''' Nobody did, because nobody actually cared what he had to say). Anna and [[Kim]] are two of the most notable ones on his friends list, both of whom try to offer constructive advice whenever Chris nosedives into a rant...when they're not busy kissing his ass, especially in the case of Anna.

However, as we've come to expect of Chris, anybody who tells him something he doesn't want to hear are people that needed to be brushed off until they stop saying those mean, awful things to him. A good case in point is his [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris_Expresses_His_Outrage_for_Walmart|anger-laced tirade in September 2013, when he got thrown out of Walmart and started calling names]]. The white knights typically chimed in with their support...''until'' he revealed that he [[Chris and the law|vandalized]] an Xbox One display in the store. Several of them then told Chris that this was not right of him to do, and that the manager had every right to throw him out. His response to that?

{{quote|They do not.
And if they do, they are most in the wrong, [[Chris and reality|because they are most abusive and overzealous of their "authoritative power" that never has existed ever]].|- Chris's response to Chris Rhodes}}

===White Knights in Real Life===

Aside from the most obvious example, an old classmate of Chris from [[Manchester High School]] came online and attempted to defend Chris. Once [[SheCameForCWC.jpg|certain details]] became known, however, said classmate quickly backpedaled on this once he realized that the majority of [[CWCki|what happened]] was Chris' own fault.

===TV Tropes===
The TV Tropes [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Webcomic/Sonichu article on ''Sonichu''] used to have a white knight message as the first text of the article, with a link back to this very page. It was eventually removed due to TV Tropes' website policy changing later on--in other words, said message would no longer be allowed on the website. The message is reproduced below:

{{quote|Hey Chris! If you're reading this: you seriously need to get help from licensed professionals, before the stuff you do gets you thrown in prison or forcibly committed. And we're sorry, but you have no real fans - the people you think are your fans are really either trolls or laughing at you behind your back. Every. Last. One. Please listen to us - for once.|- Concerned tropers}}

Unfortunately, the editor in question fails to realize that their message, while well intentioned, will do absolutely nothing and Chris will simply ignore it even if he does [[Mailbag 52|fully read and input it for better development. Thank you for your time.]]

==Chris as a White Knight==
In 2017, Chris himself began (attempting) to white knight the crew of [[Planet Dolan]], particularly [[DoopieDoOver]], after he misinterpreted one of Doopie's tweets about being tired of harassment from Chris himself as referring to [[trolls]] harassing her. To this end, he started the #[[HarassCWCdirectly]] campaign in which he exhorted the supposed trolls to take aim at him and leave Doopie and friends alone. This may well be a misguided effort to [[Love Quest|win Doopie's affections]] after she emphasized that she considers him nothing more than a customer, not even a [[Gal pal|friend]].

==Conclusion==
As good as your intentions may be, there is no conceivable way any old e-friend can reach Chris at this point and change him for the better, certainly not by continuing to ass-pat and pamper him, which is precisely what fucked him up so badly in the first place (as this wiki evidences copiously). Your efforts will unfortunately fail, and he will just brush you aside, seeing no difference between you and the trolls, for daring to tell him anything he does not want to hear. With each new incident he causes, it is increasingly obvious that little short of [[Chris and psychology|professional intervention]], the [[Chris and religion|intercession of GodJesus]], or a [[Destruction Of Chris's House|horrifyingly close brush with death]] will change him.

Though the trolls have certainly tried to be a positive influence on Chris, even they are now largely admitting that Chris is well beyond our aid. They have spent years trying to pierce Chris's many insulating layers of self-deceit, egotism and sheer stubbornness. It is worth bearing in mind that it is these people, not the white knights, that are the closest thing he has to friends, and that some of them have been at this for a decade. They ''know'' him, and if they can't make Chris change, what on earth makes you think you can?

To conclude, with Chris's paranoia, detachment from reality, outlandish behavior and bellicosity all becoming steadily more severe, and with interventions by trolls and white knights alike failing, the best we can hope for is that Chris causes [[26 December 2014|some sort of trouble]] that leads to him receiving the help he needs.

==See also==
*[[A-Logging]]
*[[Enablers]]
*[[Weening]]
*[[White knight E-mails]]
*[[Jacob Sockness]] - An infamous white knight of Chris' that claims he wants to get in his pants.

==References==
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==External links==
* [https://encyclopediadramatica.wiki/index.php/White_Knighting White Knighting] article at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].

{{Unholy}}

[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Trolling]]

September 2011

2020-07-28T21:35:35Z

Phykings:

[[File:Chris 09.jpg|thumb|A sighting of Chris in September 2011]]
[[File:Screen shot 2011-09-25 at 10.10.55 AM.png|thumb|Chris's art is finally published for the world to see.]]
'''September [[2011]]''' began with [[Chris]] basking in triumph after unmasking [[Jack Thaddeus]], [[Alec Benson Leary]] and [[Thorg]], and forcing [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] to leave the internet. He continued to be on good terms with [[Jackie]]. The state of Virginia had experienced an earthquake and a major hurricane, but [[Power|Chris remained safe]].

This was followed by the death of Chris's father, [[Bob Chandler]], which brought about a long interlude of radio silence.

==Events==
* '''4 September''' - [[Bob]]'s 84th birthday.
* '''6 September''' - [[Bob Chandler]] dies of heart failure. On the same day, Chris posts an online [[attraction sign]] in the form of a [[Facebook#What I am looking for in a woman|Facebook note]]. His [[sweetheart]] criteria are quite fastidious, including such specifics as "between 4 feet, 10 inches and 5 feet 10 inches;" and "[[Women's rights|B-Cup size minimum]]."
* '''7 September''' - Chris sends [[Jackie]] an [[Jackie E-mails 31|email]] in which he laments Bob's passing. He's angry at the grim reaper, since in one of [[Dreams#The Grim Reaper dream|Chris's dreams]] he promised that Bob would not die before 2015. Chris also tells Jackie that from now on he will be responsible for managing the Chandler household's bills.
* '''10-19 September''' - The [[CWCki]] is closed for a week to mark Bob's death.
* '''10 September''' - Ahuviya Harel uploads [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfLBYoRM4Hk&t a video about bob death].
* '''12 September''' - Bob's funeral is held at Monticello Memorial Gardens in [[Charlottesville]] at 10 a.m.
* '''15 September''' - [[Calling_Out#Calling_Out_.22Julaaaay.22_-_David|The deadline]] for [[BlueSpike|David "BlueSpike"]] to upload an apology video. This deadline passed without a new video from BlueSpike or Chris, presumably because Chris was still in mourning, and BlueSpike didn't give a shit.
* '''24 September''' - A drawing of [[Sonichu]] is published in thousands of newspapers thanks to Slylock Fox, claiming that Chris is nine years old.
* '''26 September''' - ''[[The Hook]]'' publishes its last issue.

{{Timeline}}
[[Category:Chronology]]

July 2020 social media posts

2020-07-18T22:22:35Z

Phykings:

{{ongoing}}
This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[July 2020]].

Posts are color-coded yellow to reflect his role-playing as Sonichu during this month.

==Jacob sex obsessions==

July 1/3

Jacob Sockness AKA the original Chris Kink (@JacobSockness):

{{quoteboxgreen|I can help myself that I love hugs so much. I'll more to be sweet and innocent to a certain someone. If not the most heavenly goddess, I need to chase something, I'm lonely and short a few millions sales of hugs.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Stop with the sex obsessions already! Seriously, Please: chill out.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|@CPU_CWCSonichu You have a son. A freind I have in Sunnyvale just visited a women who confessed to having your son to him. They live in San Jose, CA. The child looks like you, he's 10 years old later this year. I got contacted via text that Mia Ham is in San Jose under another name with a 10 year old. He bought time with her and payed $500. Her price has gone up significantly since Chris Chan, the fame is gotten her money. If they are still in San Jose, I intend to meet them somehow, but they might move on before life returns to normal. This all came by total surprise. Ben paid them well. So they will do well over this month. I'll see of Ben can get more info. I am going to bed.}}
{{quoteboxyellow|Jake, you can shut up on all this right now. The facts are obvious and against your claims.

Firstly: Mama Chris Chan did indeed have only two instances of sexual intercourse in the span of one week in the same month: [[April 2012|April, 2012]]. That was with the kind woman who was traveling who went by the surname, [[Mia]].

Second: A while back, months to over a year ago, a young adult male who was Mama's son, literally from the future, came to personally visit and meet her. That was [[Future message from Crystal W Chandler|that one video of him with the mask and white ensemble outfit with the word of prophecy and warning]].

Third: Mia was on birth control of her own volition; that information was not directly revealed, but it was obvious. Also, Mama wore a [[raincoat|condom]] both times. So the chances of Mia getting knocked up at that time are very slim, but possible and highly slim.

And Lastly: Given a nine month period to even make the conception from the time of intercourse would mark any birth from Mama's essence to be around [[January 2013|January, 2013]]. And the child would be more than Seven Years Old today, and no more.

Therefore, all of your information is false, and, once again, you can shut the hell up about this bull shit. End of discussion. ⚡⚡⚡
}}

==Animu==
July 3

{{quoteboxyellow|Just to comment, Rosey and I have just finished binging the series of [[Wikipedia:Star vs. the Forces of Evil|#StarVstheForcesofEvil]] on @disneyplus; it was very satisfying. There is a lovely depiction of something like the [[Dimension Merge]] in it. I loved the ship between Star and Marco, and how it ended

Presently, Rosey, [[Cryzel]] and I are now checking out [[Wikipedia:BNA: Brand New Animal|#BNA]] on @netflix; this is a very good anime so far.}}
==July 4==
July 4

{{quoteboxyellow|Happy #IndependenceDay2020, everyone. ⚡⚡⚡}}
==Dillin==
July 4

Replying to Dillin Thomas (DHT) (@DHTDillinThomas), whose Tweets are protected:
{{quoteboxyellow|So, it was You who chronicled Omelette, Dillin. And Bowsette was already hard enough on us as Bowser’s daughter. She’s been a pain in all of our sides along with all of the other villains, yet she’s more of a cunning neiusance. That’s another chip on my shoulder against you.⚡⚡}}

==Chris tells Jacob to get help==
July 5

Jacob Sockness AKA the original Chris Kink (@JacobSockness):

{{quoteboxgreen|@CPU_CWCSonichu Letting you know the portal on my end is closed. I retired from magic until the [[COVID-19|FAKEdemic]] ends. I can't reopen it until my mind is somehow healed. Nothing I have here can heal my mind and soul. All my light is gone right now.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Jacob, you have done very well on your end. You do need to seek help. There is a website I can recommend https://goodrx.com/treatment to get you help through the Internet for the time being.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|After all the shit I've done, your more a friends than anyone in my family right now. If I could drive, I'd go from free state to free state to maintain contact with humans. A mood stabilizer for now is better than nothing. Thanks.

I'll contact them Monday. I'll research it tomorrow. Thanks for the help.
}}

==BoredSleepyGirl==
July 6

In response to an enabler who made a drawing of [[Sonichu]]

{{quoteboxyellow|Simple, effective, and to the point: I like it. 😊⚡️⚡️}}

==Chandler's List==
July 8

Continuing a thread from June when Sonichu said that "The time has come to start listing out the back-talkers who have been speaking bad of Chris Chan Sonichu within up to the past decade."

{{quoteboxyellow|Been delayed due to the events and being linked to them, but here are the lists for even more of the back-talkers.

[[File:Names1.jpeg|200px]] [[File:Names2.jpeg|200px]] [[File:Names3.jpeg|200px]] [[File:Names4.jpeg|200px]]

So, do what you will with this dox bunch.

[[File:Names5.jpeg|200px]] [[File:Names6.jpeg|200px]]
}}
==Jewels etc==
July 9

In response to a giveaway for semi-precious stones..

{{quoteboxyellow|We’ve got a lovely assortment of crystals and gems here; there is lots of magic and genuine power here. ⚡⚡

[[File:July 2020 jewels.jpeg|500px]] }}

==CosmicKeyframe ==
July 12

CosmicKeyframe:

{{Quoteboxred|Im not okay. Im trying to be okay, but Im not.

Doing my best, but Im tired and Im sick and I just want to be better.

maybe Ill stream today to distract myself, I dont know, we'll see. Im just sorry if Im not normal.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Stay strong, Key. Optimism, strong will, and laughter will help stave off the ailment, as well as some rest. I have faith Golden is keeping you in good company and care. Stay awesome. }}
==Jacob==
July 15

as above, so below (@JacobSockness):

{{Quoteboxgreen|I proved my power and summoned real spirits that I can photograph. I have to admit you have some power. You predicted the god's power I used to rape China with Uvachau the God of Domination and Ego.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I am only going to tell you this once, Jacob: I am not taking credit for anything at all. You need to cool your head off. Hating on others is not okay at all. I’m sorry, Dude, but I needed to say my piece about you. Mama has not broken up with you; that is not my call to make.

But know you have no control over her, and you have no control over me. And Mama still cares about Kidasuna and its people as well. My statement was not directed at anyone, other than you, Jacob. ⚡⚡⚡ }}

Argni (@The13collectiv):

{{Quoteboxred|Oh sonichu, Christine and Jakob are dating ?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|No. At least, not yet. }}

==[[Pedofork|What in the fucking fuck?]]==
July 15

Chris, replying to 🐰Christine Usagi🐰 (@Fluffy_TG):

{{quoteboxyellow|Honestly, Mama thought you were roughly veering on 18 or 21; entering young adulthood, and cute enough to still get away at times.}}
==invisible with a medallion==
July 14-16

TheOdd1sOut (@theodd1sout):

{{Quoteboxorange|Image [If I turned invisible and put my hand over a necklace I was wearing, would the necklace disappear also?]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|If you turned invisible with a medallion on, the medallion will turn invisible with you most of the time.

On that, though, it will turn invisible if the medallion is enchanted as typical; an unenchanted medallion will remain visible. In other words: if the medallion does allow you to change your own form, then it will become invisible when you do. }}
==Jacob==
July 18

as above, so below (@JacobSockness):

{{Quoteboxgreen|I created the ultimate ritual and I think it worked. Sonichu is here. The room got really hot and smelled like sulfur, but it's the very same being I channeled before.

Magi-Chan is 100% real and I've got my usual proof. Than ks Jubali for the love boost the other night.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Dude. Just because you stained a few cards with blood, it does not make you a blood brother to ANY of us, especially me, Magi-Chan and Mama Chris Chan. All you did was greatly offend me, Jacob. 😠⚡

And for everyone’s reference: yes, Jake did pay in full in legitimate purchase of the Autographed card set. What he did here was more offensive than that time Mama was selling her extra Rare Pokemon cards, sold her Shining Raichu card to a kid, and then he ripped it in half. 😠⚡}}
{{Social media}}

July 2020 social media posts

2020-07-18T22:17:45Z

Phykings:

{{ongoing}}
This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[July 2020]].

Posts are color-coded yellow to reflect his role-playing as Sonichu during this month.

==Jacob sex obsessions==

July 1/3

Jacob Sockness AKA the original Chris Kink (@JacobSockness):

{{quoteboxgreen|I can help myself that I love hugs so much. I'll more to be sweet and innocent to a certain someone. If not the most heavenly goddess, I need to chase something, I'm lonely and short a few millions sales of hugs.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Stop with the sex obsessions already! Seriously, Please: chill out.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|@CPU_CWCSonichu You have a son. A freind I have in Sunnyvale just visited a women who confessed to having your son to him. They live in San Jose, CA. The child looks like you, he's 10 years old later this year. I got contacted via text that Mia Ham is in San Jose under another name with a 10 year old. He bought time with her and payed $500. Her price has gone up significantly since Chris Chan, the fame is gotten her money. If they are still in San Jose, I intend to meet them somehow, but they might move on before life returns to normal. This all came by total surprise. Ben paid them well. So they will do well over this month. I'll see of Ben can get more info. I am going to bed.}}
{{quoteboxyellow|Jake, you can shut up on all this right now. The facts are obvious and against your claims.

Firstly: Mama Chris Chan did indeed have only two instances of sexual intercourse in the span of one week in the same month: [[April 2012|April, 2012]]. That was with the kind woman who was traveling who went by the surname, [[Mia]].

Second: A while back, months to over a year ago, a young adult male who was Mama's son, literally from the future, came to personally visit and meet her. That was [[Future message from Crystal W Chandler|that one video of him with the mask and white ensemble outfit with the word of prophecy and warning]].

Third: Mia was on birth control of her own volition; that information was not directly revealed, but it was obvious. Also, Mama wore a [[raincoat|condom]] both times. So the chances of Mia getting knocked up at that time are very slim, but possible and highly slim.

And Lastly: Given a nine month period to even make the conception from the time of intercourse would mark any birth from Mama's essence to be around [[January 2013|January, 2013]]. And the child would be more than Seven Years Old today, and no more.

Therefore, all of your information is false, and, once again, you can shut the hell up about this bull shit. End of discussion. ⚡⚡⚡
}}

==Animu==
July 3

{{quoteboxyellow|Just to comment, Rosey and I have just finished binging the series of [[Wikipedia:Star vs. the Forces of Evil|#StarVstheForcesofEvil]] on @disneyplus; it was very satisfying. There is a lovely depiction of something like the [[Dimension Merge]] in it. I loved the ship between Star and Marco, and how it ended

Presently, Rosey, [[Cryzel]] and I are now checking out [[Wikipedia:BNA: Brand New Animal|#BNA]] on @netflix; this is a very good anime so far.}}
==July 4==
July 4

{{quoteboxyellow|Happy #IndependenceDay2020, everyone. ⚡⚡⚡}}
==Dillin==
July 4

Replying to Dillin Thomas (DHT) (@DHTDillinThomas), whose Tweets are protected:
{{quoteboxyellow|So, it was You who chronicled Omelette, Dillin. And Bowsette was already hard enough on us as Bowser’s daughter. She’s been a pain in all of our sides along with all of the other villains, yet she’s more of a cunning neiusance. That’s another chip on my shoulder against you.⚡⚡}}

==Chris tells Jacob to get help==
July 5

Jacob Sockness AKA the original Chris Kink (@JacobSockness):

{{quoteboxgreen|@CPU_CWCSonichu Letting you know the portal on my end is closed. I retired from magic until the [[COVID-19|FAKEdemic]] ends. I can't reopen it until my mind is somehow healed. Nothing I have here can heal my mind and soul. All my light is gone right now.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Jacob, you have done very well on your end. You do need to seek help. There is a website I can recommend https://goodrx.com/treatment to get you help through the Internet for the time being.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|After all the shit I've done, your more a friends than anyone in my family right now. If I could drive, I'd go from free state to free state to maintain contact with humans. A mood stabilizer for now is better than nothing. Thanks.

I'll contact them Monday. I'll research it tomorrow. Thanks for the help.
}}

==BoredSleepyGirl==
July 6

In response to an enabler who made a drawing of [[Sonichu]]

{{quoteboxyellow|Simple, effective, and to the point: I like it. 😊⚡️⚡️}}

==Chandler's List==
July 8

Continuing a thread from June when Sonichu said that "The time has come to start listing out the back-talkers who have been speaking bad of Chris Chan Sonichu within up to the past decade."

{{quoteboxyellow|Been delayed due to the events and being linked to them, but here are the lists for even more of the back-talkers.

[[File:Names1.jpeg|200px]] [[File:Names2.jpeg|200px]] [[File:Names3.jpeg|200px]] [[File:Names4.jpeg|200px]]

So, do what you will with this dox bunch.

[[File:Names5.jpeg|200px]] [[File:Names6.jpeg|200px]]
}}
==Jewels etc==
July 9

In response to a giveaway for semi-precious stones..

{{quoteboxyellow|We’ve got a lovely assortment of crystals and gems here; there is lots of magic and genuine power here. ⚡⚡

[[File:July 2020 jewels.jpeg|500px]] }}

==CosmicKeyframe ==
July 12

CosmicKeyframe:

{{Quoteboxred|Im not okay. Im trying to be okay, but Im not.

Doing my best, but Im tired and Im sick and I just want to be better.

maybe Ill stream today to distract myself, I dont know, we'll see. Im just sorry if Im not normal.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Stay strong, Key. Optimism, strong will, and laughter will help stave off the ailment, as well as some rest. I have faith Golden is keeping you in good company and care. Stay awesome. }}
==Jacob==
July 15

as above, so below (@JacobSockness):

{{Quoteboxgreen|I proved my power and summoned real spirits that I can photograph. I have to admit you have some power. You predicted the god's power I used to rape China with Uvachau the God of Domination and Ego.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I am only going to tell you this once, Jacob: I am not taking credit for anything at all. You need to cool your head off. Hating on others is not okay at all. I’m sorry, Dude, but I needed to say my piece about you. Mama has not broken up with you; that is not my call to make.

But know you have no control over her, and you have no control over me. And Mama still cares about Kidasuna and its people as well. My statement was not directed at anyone, other than you, Jacob. ⚡⚡⚡ }}

Argni (@The13collectiv):

{{Quoteboxred|Oh sonichu, Christine and Jakob are dating ?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|No. At least, not yet. }}
[==What in the fucking fuck?==|Pedofork]]
July 15

Chris, replying to 🐰Christine Usagi🐰 (@Fluffy_TG):

{{quoteboxyellow|Honestly, Mama thought you were roughly veering on 18 or 21; entering young adulthood, and cute enough to still get away at times.}}
==invisible with a medallion==
July 14-16

TheOdd1sOut (@theodd1sout):

{{Quoteboxorange|Image [If I turned invisible and put my hand over a necklace I was wearing, would the necklace disappear also?]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|If you turned invisible with a medallion on, the medallion will turn invisible with you most of the time.

On that, though, it will turn invisible if the medallion is enchanted as typical; an unenchanted medallion will remain visible. In other words: if the medallion does allow you to change your own form, then it will become invisible when you do. }}
==Jacob==
July 18

as above, so below (@JacobSockness):

{{Quoteboxgreen|I created the ultimate ritual and I think it worked. Sonichu is here. The room got really hot and smelled like sulfur, but it's the very same being I channeled before.

Magi-Chan is 100% real and I've got my usual proof. Than ks Jubali for the love boost the other night.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Dude. Just because you stained a few cards with blood, it does not make you a blood brother to ANY of us, especially me, Magi-Chan and Mama Chris Chan. All you did was greatly offend me, Jacob. 😠⚡

And for everyone’s reference: yes, Jake did pay in full in legitimate purchase of the Autographed card set. What he did here was more offensive than that time Mama was selling her extra Rare Pokemon cards, sold her Shining Raichu card to a kid, and then he ripped it in half. 😠⚡}}
{{Social media}}

Chris Chan VS. The Internet

2020-07-15T07:33:15Z

Phykings: /* Leaked Opening */

{{Incomplete}}

'''''Chris Chan VS. The Internet''''' is an unreleased documentary film directed by film student Joseph Draft, which would focus on the current condition of [[Chris]] and the [[Chris and reality|long-term effects]] that [[internet]] [[troll]]ing has had on his mental state. The film's state of completion is complicated, as the documentary that they set out to film is complete in some form, but the planned additional footage and interviews for the documentary haven't been filmed yet.

The documentary garnered significant criticism from [[Kiwi Farms]] due to its announcement being through a [[Kickstarter]] page via a tweet from Chris, and having a funding goal of $20,000, which was arguably high considering the film was stated as being completed. The description on the Kickstarter page<ref>https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jdraft/chris-chan-vs-the-internet</ref> initially had very little information on the documentary and no breakdown of how the $20,000 of the budget would be used, which led to much speculation on how the money would be spent and how much may be for profit. The page was eventually updated and described that the film had been completed (to a point), included new interviews with [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] and Chris, new interviews with [[Megan Schroeder]] and that the purpose of the Kickstarter was to conduct additional interviews with the Chandlers and also with YouTubers like Geno Samuel (known for ''[[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]]'') and Sachumo (known for his 2015 [[documentary]] and [[Sachumo|2017 interview]] of Chris).

Someone involved with the project posted on Kiwi Farms to do a Q&A which answered few, if any, questions, and only increased the hostility towards the project and its creators.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-vs-the-internet-documentary-promo.55095/page-2#post-4531247</ref> The Kickstarter for the film was abruptly cancelled on 6 [[April 2019]], only two days after its announcement. As of [[January 2020]], the film remains in limbo, with no further announcement ever since.

== Kickstarter trailer ==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = ''Chris Chan VS The Internet by Joseph Draft — Kickstarter''
| video = {{#ev:youtube|dGekFLTbeos}}
| Stardate = 4 April 2019
| Subject = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Music|text}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Rage|[[Chris and anger|Chris's Anger]]}}, {{Galpals|[[Love Quest]]}}, {{Comics|text}}
| Video Type = {{Fanart|text}}, {{Reason|text}}
}}

==Transcript==
[''We see a shot of a [[The Hook Cafe|C-Ville Weekly]] vending box in the city, and a shot of a [[Ruckersville]] entrance sign.'']

'''Chris''': [''audio reused from [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009|this video]]''] Hello. I record this message, in re...in response to the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page that has been against me...

[''Chris is seen placing a tray of markers on a table, then begins drawing [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] on a piece of paper with a black ballpoint pen.'']

'''Chris''': Every detail...on that heinous page, against me, is all a pack of lies.

[''A montage of Chris walking through a woodland, selecting [[Chris and art|a pack of Crayola markers]] at a store, drinking coffee plays. Chris is then seen hugging one of [[Clover and Snoopy|the beagles]] while the other bays in the background'']

'''Barbara''': [''narrating''] At first, he couldn’t talk. So, he was...err...trained with a speech therapist. His behavior was not normal.

'''Barbara''': [''on-screen''] I...wasn't aware of...err...all what was going on, at first.

[''Chris breathes outdoors with his eyes closed, then the film's title appears'']

'''Female voice (Megan?)''': Now, he...he seems like a totally different person to me.

== Leaked Opening ==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = ''Chris Chan vs the internet opening clip''
| video = {{#ev:youtube|G6uEMpBxFu0}}
| Stardate = 12 July 2020
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
}}

==See also==
*[[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]]
*[[Chris Chan Documentary (Sachumo)]]
*[[Chris in the media]]
*[[Kickstarter]]

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Media that has been published in real life]]
[[Category:Pages with fan videos]]

May 2019

2020-07-15T04:38:01Z

Phykings:

'''May''' is the fifth month of [[2019]].

[[File:Chris 14 May 2019.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris in May 2019.]]

[[File:CWC Copitz May 2019.jpg|thumb|250px|Given a ride home by [[Copitz]].]]

[[File:2lcdbmnpcm031.jpg|thumb|250px|With a reddit user]]

==Highlights==
*1 May - With the release of the first trailer, Chris voices his discontent with the [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' movie]].
*6 May - Chris is sued for [[Financhu Crisis|debt]] for the ''fifth time''. The creditor this time is Portfolio Recovery Associates, LLC, filing its second debt suit against Chris.
*9 May - Chris sees the ''[[Pokémon|Detective Pikachu]]'' movie. He gives it a glowing review.
*11 May - Chris dumps a bunch of retconned lore about [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] on Twitter.
*13 May - Chris lists a throw blanket on [[eBay]] for $200, tweeting: "[[Financhu Crisis|we need the money here, that’s for sure]]. Thank you." [[Jacob Sockness]] buys it the next day.
*14 May - [[Mary Lee Walsh]] retires as [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]'s Dean of Student Affairs.
*15 May - The first [[Chris and the law|court hearing]] for the April 2019 warrant in debt for [[Chris and money|money]] owed to Portfolio Recovery Associates takes place: the case is adjourned to 19 June, when it will be heard in conjunction with the May 2019 warrant in debt.<ref>[[:File:Court Record GV19000149-00 (Chris vs. Portfolio Recovery Associates, 2019).png|Chris vs. Portfolio Recovery Associates]], 2019 (GV19000149-00)</ref>
*21-22 May - Sets of Twitter DMs from the latest people trying to worm their way into Chris's life, [[Sarah and Steve]], is posted.
*24 May - Midland Funding [[:File:Court Record - 2018 Midland Funding Debt Case (Chris, GV18000451-01).png|files for garnishment]] against Chris after he failed to maintain payments on a $2,777.90 judgement from December 2018. The [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' movie]] is announced to be delayed to 14 [[February 2020]].
*25 May - Chris goes on a tweetstorm over his sleeping methods. He is also [[Pappy Van Poodle Interview|interviewed]] by YouTuber Nick Robinson over his rumored discovery of Pappy Van Poodle, a character from ''Rusty's Real Deal Baseball''.
*26 May - [[Sarah and Steve]] bail on Chris, posting that they had been swindled out of hundreds and treated as subhumans.
*26 May - Someone on [[Reddit]] visit Chris's house for a selfie with him.
*30 May - Chris tweets about [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s retirement. He claims to have reconciled with her, but still complains about [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in real life|her conduct in 2003]] and asks whether she made any statement regarding his previous apologies.

==Videos==
*[[May 2019 videos]]

==Posts==
*[[May 2019 social media posts]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Timeline}}

File:2lcdbmnpcm031.jpg

2020-07-15T04:36:59Z

Phykings: Chris photo on may 26

== Summary ==
Chris photo on may 26

May 2019

2020-07-15T04:35:10Z

Phykings:

'''May''' is the fifth month of [[2019]].

[[File:Chris 14 May 2019.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris in May 2019.]]

[[File:CWC Copitz May 2019.jpg|thumb|250px|Given a ride home by [[Copitz]].]]

==Highlights==
*1 May - With the release of the first trailer, Chris voices his discontent with the [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' movie]].
*6 May - Chris is sued for [[Financhu Crisis|debt]] for the ''fifth time''. The creditor this time is Portfolio Recovery Associates, LLC, filing its second debt suit against Chris.
*9 May - Chris sees the ''[[Pokémon|Detective Pikachu]]'' movie. He gives it a glowing review.
*11 May - Chris dumps a bunch of retconned lore about [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] on Twitter.
*13 May - Chris lists a throw blanket on [[eBay]] for $200, tweeting: "[[Financhu Crisis|we need the money here, that’s for sure]]. Thank you." [[Jacob Sockness]] buys it the next day.
*14 May - [[Mary Lee Walsh]] retires as [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]'s Dean of Student Affairs.
*15 May - The first [[Chris and the law|court hearing]] for the April 2019 warrant in debt for [[Chris and money|money]] owed to Portfolio Recovery Associates takes place: the case is adjourned to 19 June, when it will be heard in conjunction with the May 2019 warrant in debt.<ref>[[:File:Court Record GV19000149-00 (Chris vs. Portfolio Recovery Associates, 2019).png|Chris vs. Portfolio Recovery Associates]], 2019 (GV19000149-00)</ref>
*21-22 May - Sets of Twitter DMs from the latest people trying to worm their way into Chris's life, [[Sarah and Steve]], is posted.
*24 May - Midland Funding [[:File:Court Record - 2018 Midland Funding Debt Case (Chris, GV18000451-01).png|files for garnishment]] against Chris after he failed to maintain payments on a $2,777.90 judgement from December 2018. The [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' movie]] is announced to be delayed to 14 [[February 2020]].
*25 May - Chris goes on a tweetstorm over his sleeping methods. He is also [[Pappy Van Poodle Interview|interviewed]] by YouTuber Nick Robinson over his rumored discovery of Pappy Van Poodle, a character from ''Rusty's Real Deal Baseball''.
*26 May - [[Sarah and Steve]] bail on Chris, posting that they had been swindled out of hundreds and treated as subhumans.
*26 May - Someone on [[Reddit]] visit Chris's house for a selfie with him.
*30 May - Chris tweets about [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s retirement. He claims to have reconciled with her, but still complains about [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in real life|her conduct in 2003]] and asks whether she made any statement regarding his previous apologies.

==Videos==
*[[May 2019 videos]]

==Posts==
*[[May 2019 social media posts]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Timeline}}

Talk:Rocky Shoemaker

2020-07-06T05:18:10Z

Phykings: /* Did she die? */

== RAEP ==

Does anyone have that chatlog where Chris came in IRC as a "troll", dropping not-so-subtle hints about his desire to "force himself upon his authority figures" AKA Rocky. [[User:Virusys|Virusys]] 05:02, 7 September 2009 (CEST)

well, that was easy. FRONT PAGE LOLOLOLOLOL
http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/IRC_(23_July_2009)
[[user:larrykoopa13|larrykoopa13]] 8:48, 4 October 2009 (CST)

*Citation is definitely needed for "Rocky is aware of Chris' intention to rape her" [[User:Nullity|Nullity]]

This woman is a mystery to me. I wonder why Chris listens to her up to some point and not to the rest of the world and why she supports him at all. Is she in any way attractive to him? A target for his Love/Fuck Quest? Are there any other sources where Chris mentions Rocky? --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 11:31, 8 October 2009 (CEST)
*It's the same reason Chris listens to anyone on some points but not others - Chris listens to what he wants to hear and blocks out anything unpleasant (read: the truth). She supports him because that's her job - a counselor usually doesn't tell their client "You're a sick piece of shit" no matter how true it is, and even if they think it, they don't word it that way. I think she's middle aged or waaaaaaaaaaay past Chris's age range of acceptable women. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:56, 8 October 2009 (CEST)
*:So was MLW and he still drew porn of her. Perhaps his desire to "force himself" upon authority figures removes all of his sexual conditions, e.g. for age and appearance, which makes all those "Chris wants to screw his mom" projections all the more horrifyingly possible. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 22:29, 8 October 2009 (CEST)
*:: NOOOO! The mental images! Anyway, I'd expect a halfway decent counsellor to at least discuss, if not confront him with, behaviour that isn't acceptable. That's what I would do at least. If my client would come to me smelling like something died, I would let him know and expect him to do something about it if he wanted to visit regularly. (true story btw) Since you know what happens when white knights try to diplomatically talk some sense into him, would that mean that Rocky never tried anything of the sort? Running interference with trolling plots doesn't seem nearly as important or obvious as telling him to shower regularly. Or do I get the wrong idea about what kind of counsellor Rocky is? If you want I can add a piece to the article discussing this. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 09:58, 9 October 2009 (CEST)

== Quitting the internet ==

Perhaps we should add a section about Rocky's determination to make Chris quit the internet forever. His [[C-Ya Later]] video definitely seems like Chris is being influenced into saying that he is quitting the internet, and it's likely that Rocky told Chris to delete the videos wherein Chris begs the Wallflower to come back to him and his disapproval of abstinence. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:24, 4 April 2010 (UTC)
*That is one big assumption that would influence people's perspective of Rocky. That's too big of an assumption to make. Furthermore, there's a lot of other factors. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:12, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
*Rocky is the prime suspect. I suspect his orders were "DO NOT MENTION TROLLS IN ANY VIDEOS"--F ABSTINENCE made mention of Mao and so Rocky had him delete it. But I think Wallflower told Chris to delete all videos where he mentioned her--Chris, being a lazy fuck, only deleted the video where he put her penname in the title and not the ones where he used her actual name.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:42, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
:*No, I'm telling you guys are wrong. Trust me on this one. You're giving too much credit to Rocky when there's a lot of forces involved. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:13, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

== Chris's new CWCipedia quote (URGENT) ==

{{quote|Surprises always come up at one time or another, so expect the unexpected.
With that, I give little regards to the people who have proven themselves to be nothin' but a bunch of immature pranksters. Your mockery webpages/sites/ads/words/images all may as well evaporate back to nothing, because I'm Not Giving Them Attention At All.
'''I am finding peace off of the internet.'''}}

That's it. Rocky definitely has something to do with this, and whatever it's doing, it's making Chris slowly disappear from the internet.

I direct you all to [[User:MoarLurk/MoarRambles#Sonichu 11 plan|this]]. Effective immediately, this plan should go on, especially because Alec made this image:

[[Image:Sonichu 11 Teaser.jpg|thumb|center]]

[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 04:07, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
:It appears the plan is definitely underway. Excellent. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:14, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Please point out the signs, I only made up that plan after Alec put that up. Also, Chris isn't slowly disappearing, he's the same idiot he's always been and I know that that idiot will rage if we just push him a little more. His pretend-fight with Clyde in that one video is a fairly accurate example of how his rage works--he starts by acting like it's not having any effect, then becomes gradually annoyed as the insults escalate, until finally one pushes him over the edge and he starts churning out rage videos. Bonus points if we get him to make a video--Rocky may be monitoring his channel and if he makes a video directed at us she'll probably see it and discover that Chris disobeyed her order. Thus, we've sent our message to her--fuck off our manchild.
::*True... when he discovered the ED page, he lasted almost a year from [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|this video]] to [[CWC's Second Message|this one]], where he released his bottled up tard rage and coined pedofork. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 04:41, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
::*You guys give Rocky too much credit. Seriously, to the best of my knowledge, she has nothing to do with this or if she does she has little part. Believe it or not, Chris is capable of learning and he's like the retarded mouse who eventually learns that it's not a bad idea to touch the shocked cheese. However, he'll forget and touch the cheese again.
:::All in good time, gentlemen, all in good time things will play out.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 13:15, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
::::Still though, we don't want to lose our favourite manchild. We will want to get him back proper ASAP. Thats why we have the new ads and thats why we are debating tactics to get him to return. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:32, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
:::: I was going to call Chris tomorrow. I tried today but couldn't get through, I'll give it another crack tho and see if I can make it work. I'm about to go to bed, but I'll check this thread before I call him tomorrow; do we want me to mention the possibility that the webmaster might have to turn over the site to Alec because it's not making any money? If so, leave a few notes about what you want me to say and I'll mention them. If not, lemme know too and I won't mention it. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]]
:::: Updating a dead topic. I suggest waiting until a few days before the end of the month. At that point, Sysop will send Chris an email telling him that due to his inactivity, the other claimant to the Sonichu Copyright will gain partial control of the site if he fails to upload a set number of pages before the month is over. Said other claimant will also be able to allow in whoever he or she wants. He'll probably miss the email and lose some control over the website. Giving Alec an account would be brilliant, of course.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:29, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

==Faggotry==
Some low-functioning autistic recently threatened Rocky with death unless she got Chris to create more videos, which she evidently did not respond to. As a result, /cwc/ is pissed off, PVCC is (I assume, I can't get in) pissed off, and faggotry is abounding. My question is: Is this relevant enough to put into the article, or just ignore it? (dammit, I finally forgot to sign a post)[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 20:15, 4 June 2010 (UTC)
* 'til Chris gets involved (Either by making videos or commenting on it) probably not. [[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 17:54, 15 June 2010 (UTC)

== Contact info ==

Due to the fact that retards have been making death threats to Rocky, we will not host her contact information here. Anybody that reposts the information will be banned. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 09:49, 12 August 2010 (PDT)

== Rocky Supports LBGT Rights ==

I got bored and googled Rocky's name. I found [http://www.agla.org/news.phtml?item_id=246 this] Rocky supports gay rights. Is this important to this page? --[[User:Darkhorse816|Darkhorse816]] 18:34, 5 March 2011 (PST)

* A sentence at best. Chris's church already has a disclaimer on it's site that say's it gay-affirming, so it only makes sense that their pastor is too. --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 19:20, 5 March 2011 (PST)

== Photos ==

I sure hope there's a better reason for removing the irl photos from this and the [[Mary Lee Walsh]] articles besides "not needed". --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 10:38, 12 December 2011 (PST)
:Really though, I don't think they're necessary to understand how they influence Chris. For fuck's sake, MLW could have pressed charges on Chris but made him get help and even let him back in. Rocky is no saint but she's one of the more sympathetic characters. Although I'm not a moralfag, I'd like to respect their privacy, especially for putting up with such a terrible person. Besides, this is a Wiki about Chris, not about anyone. Unless it's absolutely necessary to understanding Chris, I think we should leave their real-life identities out of it. [[User:Barry|Barry]] 12:11, 12 December 2011 (PST)
::Half the MLW article and the whole Rocky article are based around their irl identity, so hiding it is pointless. The photos were also taken from public sources (The Rocky one, anyway. Not sure what the source for the MLW picture is), so I fail to see how these pictures violate their privacy. If you were removing dox, which we don't have, I'd understand; but these pictures are harmless and relevant, so I say they be put back. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 12:49, 12 December 2011 (PST)

Talk:Rocky Shoemaker

2020-07-06T05:06:41Z

Phykings: /* Did she die? */ new section

June 2020

2020-07-06T03:59:55Z

Phykings:

[[File:CWC GoPony reaction.jpg|thumb|Chris in June 2020]]
[[File:June2020.JPG|thumb]]
'''June''' is the sixth month of [[2020]]. The [[COVID-19]] pandemic continued, and Chris continued his bodyswap with Sonichu.

Major protests against [[Jerkops|police]] violence against [[Niggos|black people]] occurred across the US and elsewhere following a 28 [[May 2020]] killing (including [[Charlottesville]] and [[Richmond]]), but Chris has yet to comment.

==Highlights==

*'''2 June''' - "Sonichu" posts a lengthy Twitter thread threatening to expose all the trolls.
*'''5 June''' - James Lewis Martin committed suicide.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/william-robinson-james-lewis-martin-christopher-stokes-gaming-samurai-king.68238/post-6743199</ref>
*'''12 June''' - Chris does a third part of his [[Watching TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 3|Reaction Livestream]] to the [[TF2 Analysis]] crew's cartoon.
*'''13 June''' - Chris, as Sonichu, comments on part 39 of ''[[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]]'', incensed by Geno Samuel's discussion of [[Gal Pal E-mails 4#Chris fucks himself|Chris shoving his dick up his ass]].
*'''21 June''' - Chris watches the premiere of [[Hasbro! MLP G4 Must Continue; NO MLP G5|Pony Life]] and expresses his hatred for it on Twitter.

==Videos==
*[[Watching TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 3]]

==See also==

*[[June 2020 social media posts]]
{{timeline}}

July 2020 social media posts

2020-07-01T17:44:19Z

Phykings: Created page with "This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during June 2020. Posts are color-coded yellow to reflect his role-playing as Sonichu during this month. ==Jacob..."

This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during June 2020.

Posts are color-coded yellow to reflect his role-playing as Sonichu during this month.

==Jacob sex obsessions==

Jacob Sockness AKA the original Chris Kink (@JacobSockness):

{{quoteboxgreen|I can help myself that I love hugs so much. I'll more to be sweet and innocent to a certain someone. If not the most heavenly goddess, I need to chase something, I'm lonely and short a few millions sales of hugs.}}
[[File:Eb0a4N_U0AETieW.jpg]]

{{quoteboxyellow|Stop with the sex obsessions already! Seriously, Please: chill out.}}

January 2010

2020-06-30T19:28:21Z

Phykings:

{{DeadLinks}}
[[Image:CWCipedia-Home-Copyright.jpg|thumb|right|On '''2 January 2010''', Chris loses the [[CWCipedia]]]]
[[File:Rawr fag.jpg|thumb|right|On '''12 January 2010''', Chris breaks down on camera (again).]]
[[File:Chris_chan_creep.jpg|thumb|On '''15 January 2010''' Chris gives brainwashing a shot.]]
[[Image:EloquentArgument.JPG|thumb|On '''17 January 2010''', Chris expresses his opinion on [[Asperchu]] with class.]]
[[Image:HelpHaitSonichu.jpg|thumb|On '''20 January 2010''', Chris looks like he cares...]]
[[Image:SimonlaSimonchuHaiti.JPG|thumb|...but really he's just attacking [[Evan]].]]
[[Image:MBag50Note.JPG|thumb|On '''30 January 2010''', Chris tried to show us how it's done.]]

Fueled by a combination of fanmail and his victory over the hardcore gay ads on CWCipedia, [[Chris]] started off '''January [[2010]]''' in a rush of almost unrestrained smugness and arrogance. His only setback was the temporary closing of CWCipedia thanks to trademark claims from The Coca-Cola Company and Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation, and after a short apology, that, too, was quickly forgotten. Thanks to the swelling in his feelings of self-importance, the more depraved side of his mind was on full display both in the Sonichu comics and in the [[Mailbag]].

Around the middle of the month, Chris's complacency came under fire, when favorite troll comic and Sonichu parody, [[Asperchu]], which Chris was introduced to and already hated because it made his homosexuality-alarm go off back in late 2009, became his number one [[stress]] factor due to a takeover of CWCipedia's ad-space and mail from [[fans]] who said that they would abandon the Sonichu fandom and go read Asperchu instead. Chris responded by desperately trying to fight the fan-emigration to Asperchu with [[Down with Asperchu|belittlement and denial]], [[15 January 2010|fist-fight challenges]], [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|subliminal suggestions]] and [[12 January 2010|impotent tard-rage]]. All of these attempts ended up failing miserably. One attempt he didn't try was producing his comic pages with any kind of regularity, as the stress of dealing with Asperchu basically put him into an art coma.

A slightly lesser stress factor was [[Evan]], who used the mailbag to repeatedly push for the death of the [[Simonla Rosechu]] character because of its status a bland gender-flip copy of his Simonchu character. This provoked many interesting responses from Chris (at least when he did not outright ignore and delete Evan's mails).

The highlights of [[Sonichu 10]] this month were: [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] committing a terrorist attack on the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] Tower, causing the building to collapse, killing 100 people and injuring another 150 in the process, the depiction of Rosechu shifting tampons and engaged in bondage with Sonichu, and the staging and execution of a worldwide holocaust on homosexuality and asexuality. And despite all this, Chris [[Mailbag 32#Chris knows what's best for your kids|still defended Sonichu as a comic for kids]].

Thanks to one of Chris's [[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|replies in the Mailbag]], we have confirmed that Chris, if given the opportunity, would not hesitate to rob people of their freedom of thought just to make sure that there would be no [[homos]] in his perfect world.

In [[April 2010]] it became clear that throughout '''January 2010''' Chris, while attending his young adult social group, met a girl nicknamed [[The Wallflower|Damien Antaria]], and started building up a friendship with her. Although Chris tried to keep this secret at first, it became impossible for him after a while to hide the relationship, and he started bragging about it on the internet.

==Events of January 2010==

* 1 January - Chris answers [[Mailbag 30]].
* 1 January - Chris inserts his own ads on every single [[CWCipedia]] mailbag page. He plugs Coca-Cola, supports Proposition 8, supports a Pepsi boycott by [[Homos|anti-gay]] (and [[Sonichu 8|anti-porn]]) group the American Family Association, and promotes James Cameron's ''Avatar'', which Chris ruins by thinking it has an [[Chris and reality|anti-gay message]].
* 1 January - Due to a trademark claim by The Coca-Cola Company and Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation, [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page CWCipedia] is now locked up.
* 2 January - Chris uploads two short videos [[This was my fault|claiming responsibility for his actions]] for the <s>first</s> [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|second]] time in almost 28 years.
* 3 January - With the trademark dispute concluded, the CWCipedia reopens.
* 4 January - Chris posts [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_28 two] [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_29 new] pages.
* 4 January - Chris answers [[Mailbag 31]].
* 4 January - The [[CWCki]] moves to Cogsdev.org.
* 5 January - Chris's Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 32]] and [[Mailbag 33]].
* 5 January - Chris uploads [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_30 Five] [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_31 new] [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_32 pages] [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_33 of] [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_34 Sonichu 10] and answers [[Mailbag 32]].
* 6 January - Chris's Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 34]]
* 6 January - Chris uploads [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_35 two] [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_36 new] pages of [[Sonichu 10]].
* 6 January - Chris uploads [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_37 two] [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_38 new] pages of Sonichu 10 and takes down the gay ad on the front page of CWCipedia again. However, now [[Asperchu]] ads have started to appear.
* 7 January - Chris uploads [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_37 two] [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_38 new] pages and taints [[Family Guy]] forever. [[Mailbag 34]] is also answered.
* 7 January - Chris updates his [[CWC Blog#7 January 2010|blog]], saying that [[Chris and his ego|his birthday should be a holiday]]. He also mentions this in other areas of the [[CWCipedia]] mainpage.
* 7 January - The ads on Chris's site are replaced by ones for [[Asperchu]].
* 8 January - Chris uploads [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_39 two] [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_40 new] pages of his comic, in which he punches a guy for talking shit and cheats on his [[Lovely Weather|future wife]].
* 8 January - Chris answers [[Mailbag 35]], his Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 36]].
* 9 January - Thinking he's finally gotten through to the homos (he hasn't), Chris [[Down_with_asperchu|shifts his anger]] towards the creator of [[Asperchu]], a comic that's way more TRUE and ORIGINAL than Sonichu ever will be.
* 9 January - [[Liquid]] uploads [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uLjVG3i72Q his last video].
*10 January - Chris's Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 37]].
*12 January - Chris uploads [https://web.archive.org/web/20160806011605/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_41 four] [https://web.archive.org/web/20150323125359/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_42 new] [https://web.archive.org/web/20161008082327/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_43 pages] [https://web.archive.org/web/20151216164135/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_44 of] Sonichu 10 where he draws himself being trolled by one of his own Sonichus. He also [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#I said it once and I will say it again|bitches to his admin]] about the new [[Asperchu]] ads.
*12 January - Chris's Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 38]] and [[Mailbag 39]].
*12 January - Chris [[Death threats|threatens death]] to the creator of [[Asperchu]] in a [[12 January 2010|new video]], where he punches out his ''good'' camera.
*13 January - Chris answers [[Mailbag 36]], [[Mailbag 37]], [[Mailbag 38]] ''and'' half of [[Mailbag 39]] before finally crashing into slumber.
* 14 January - Chris makes a [[14 January 2010|video]] where he rationalizes [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|cursing people]] and claims he's a good human being. He then proves to the world that he [[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N|fails at rapping AND playing the harmonica]].
* 15 January - Chris uploads [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_47 two] [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_48 new] pages of Sonichu 10.
* 15 January - Chris finishes answering [[Mailbag 39]]
* 15 January - Chris makes a [[15 January 2010|video]] calling out Alec, Evan and two others, threatening to beat them up.
* 16 January - Chris makes a [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|bizarre video]] in which he tries to brainwash us all.
* 17 January - Chris changes his shirt for the third or fourth time this year, and makes a [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|nine-minute rant against Asperchu]].
* 17 January - The Sysop removes all non-Asperchu related emails from [[Mailbag 41]] and moves them to [[Mailbag 42]].
* 18 January - Chris complains once again about the ads on the front page. The Sysop explains once again that the matter is beyond her control.
* 19 January - Chris uploads no less than 12 pages of his comic from [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_49 Page 49] to [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_60 Page 60]! He, of course, turns all messianic against [[Asperchu]].
* 19 January - Chris ''doesn't'' answer [[Mailbag 41]], choosing to delete the entire thing and replace it with a manifesto about how TRUE and HONEST he is.
* 19 January - The Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 43]], the first [[Mailbag]] after Chris issued his Anti-Asperchu manifesto.
* 20 January - Chris uploads an image supporting the relief efforts in Haiti. It should be noted that he made this a full week after Asperchu tried to raise awareness. It should also be noted that he stuck an image of [[Simonchu]] in there, because trying to help thousands of people is just as important as lashing out at [[Evan]].
* 20 January - Chris answers Mailbags [[Mailbag 42|42]] and [[Mailbag 43|43]]. The Sysop later uploads [[Mailbag 44]].
* 21 January - Chris attends his first Young Adult Social Group meeting.<ref>[[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010]]</ref>
* 22 January - Chris uploads a [[22 January 2010|two part video]] where he denies the homosexual implications of giving Asperchu a makeover by including home remodeling, cooking, and "myth busting" as makeovers.
* 23 January - The Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 45]].
* 24 January - The Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 46]].
* 25 January - [[The Wallflower]] send Chris links to her websites. Beginning of their [[Wallflower E-mails|correspondence]].
* 25 January - Chris uploads [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_61 Page 61] to [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_68 Page 68], which features more [[Chris and his Ego|self-praising]], another attempt at [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|cross-retconning]] and [[Chris and anger|rage]] against all the comics on Asperpedia.
* 26 January - Chris finishes answering [[Mailbag 45]] and utterly butchers [[Mailbag 46]]. The Sysop then uploads [[Mailbag 47]]
* 27 January - Chris sends two emails to [[The Wallflower]] and makes plans for a date. He tells her he wants a relationship with her.
* 28 January - The Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 48]] and [[Mailbag 49]].
* 28 January - Chris tells [[The Wallflower]] more about himself and again pushes for a date.
* 29 January - [[The Wallflower]] backs out on her date with Chris.
* 30 January - Chris uploads pages [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_69 69] to [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_74 74].
* 30 January - Chris answers the [[Mailbag 47]], [[Mailbag 48]] and [[Mailbag 49]].
* 30 January - Chris [[29 January 2010|apologizes]] to Alec Benson Leary, sort of, and says he has seen no shrinkage... in the CWCipedia ads.
* 30 January - Chris uploads a hand-picked [[Mailbag 50]], comprised not of emails but forum posts defending and/or parodying him, and writes a notice about on his [[CWC Blog#30 January 2010|blog]].
* 31 January - The Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 51]].
* 31 January - Chris corresponds with [[The Wallflower]] about making another attempt at a date.

==References==

<references/>

{{timeline}}

Gun Comic

2020-06-30T19:10:58Z

Phykings:

[[File:Gun Comic Artwork.jpg|thumb|200px|An alternate take on the story.]]
On 8 [[November 2009]], [[CChanSonichuCWC|Liquid Chris]] uploaded a video containing a [[comic]] drawn by [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] (Solid Chris) which depicted Liquid as a knife-wielding villain who kidnapped [[Kacey]]. Solid comes to her rescue and shoots Liquid in both of his ankles with a handgun. This could be considered a [[Death Threats|threat]] to maim Liquid in real life, which is, of course, [[Chris and the Law|illegal]].

The comic, known as '''Sonichu Special 4''', seems to be an adaptation of Solid's [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler]] level in ''[[Little Big Planet]]'', lifting most of its dialogue from the earlier production wholesale, including Liquid's awkward shout of, "I will have her! ALIVE!".

The [[Kacey and Liquid Call|resulting event]] caused by this comic exposed a lot of Ian's self-righteousness.

It should be noted this comes after the Ivy trilogy comics (Holding out for a hero, Wedding, giant penis). Ivy is not once mentioned in this comic nor does Ian say he is married- it could be either a ret-con, or Ivy was sick of Ian and divorced him.
__TOC__
{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = Conspiracy to ATTEMPT MURDER AGAIN from Ian Brandon Anderson (his Comic Pages)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|-MbLlUF7s-o}}
| Stardate = 8 [[November 2009]]
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Comics}} Comics
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father|Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father]]
| next = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uLjVG3i72Q CWC-Tok (A Music Score by Christian Weston Chandler, FREE m.p.3. NOW INCLUDED)]
}}

==Plot==
[[Image:bad_chris.png|thumb|256px|Rampant [[Boyfriend-free girl|girlfriend-unfree boys]] related crimes these days... [[Virginia is for Virgins|Virginia]] is not the exception.]]

The story begins as Ian Brandon Anderson is "rushing at the maximum speed limit of 65 mph" to retrieve his [[sweetheart]] Kacey from "[[CChanSonichuCWC|that lying copycat, Chris]]." Ian doesn't say whether Kacey is in any imminent danger at this point (especially as it takes him about an hour and a half to get to her), but he explains that Liquid Chris "could never truly treat her right," necessitating this rescue mission. It's odd that Ian refuses to break the speed limit to save Kacey's life, when he was willing to make [[death threats]] to recover his PSN accounts.

[[Son-Chu]] arrives at Liquid's hideout and Ian rushes in, demanding that the "damn, dirty troll" give up Ian's chattel. Liquid responds by brandishing a knife and attacking.

Ian dodges the blow, seizes his opponent in what appears to be a surfboard stretch, disarms him, and knocks him to the ground with a kick to the lower back. He then draws a handgun - the [[Megatron pistol|Megatron]] toy featured in some of his earlier videos - upon an unarmed and defenseless Liquid and shoots him in both shins. "You'll live," he declares callously, "but never impersonate, or lie that greatly, ever again."

The scene then shifts to Kacey's home, where all is well. Her parents (one of whom resembles the character [[Wikipedia:Guile (Street Fighter)|Guile]] from the ''[[Wikipedia:Street Fighter|Street Fighter]]'' video games) shower Ian with admiration, and so do her siblings (one of whom resembles the character Candice from [[Wikipedia:Pokémon Diamond and Pearl|''Pokémon Diamond'' and ''Pearl'']], see a pattern here?), who add that "in comparison, that other guy was a geeky twerp." Ian and Kacey share a kiss and their adventure is over for now.

A close reading of the comic suggests that Ian [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripped off]] elements of ''[[wikipedia:Terminator 2|Terminator 2]]'' for this story. The "maximum speed limit of 65 miles per hour" and kneecapping/"You'll live" scenes look to have had their genesis in similar scenes from the movie, although they've been thoroughly twisted by their trip through Chris's creative process.

Throughout this entire scene, nobody mentions how Ian is supposedly [[Wedding_Comic|married to someone else]]
{{clear}}
==Marriage==
[[Image:Wedding Photo by Scarlet Rose.jpg|thumb|<3<3<3]]
Liquid also used this video to announce that he and Kacey were getting married.

{{Quote|I am Getting Married to Kacey around 2 p.m. This Wednesday. I Love ya, Baby.|}}

Chris has since [[CWC_is_Sad|tearfully responded]] to the loss of his [[China|true love]].

==Gallery==
<center><gallery perrow="5">
File:SchuComicSP4P1.jpg|Apparently Chris cares about the speed limit more than he cares about [[Sweetheart|his one true love]].
File:SchuComicSP4P2.jpg|Note how Kacey doesn't seem to be in danger...
File:SchuComicSP4P3.jpg|Chris smiles as Liquid Chris bleeds out in front of him.
File:SchuComicSP4P4.jpg|[[Father Call|The opposite of this scene occurred IRL]].
File:SchuComicSP4P5.jpg|Chris has an [[ego]]. Can you tell?
</gallery></center>

==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlAOs3z9TFw Alternate music version for those in Germany]
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sdxn7vR00Rg Audiobook edition]</s> DELETED
*<s>[http://www.mediafire.com/?3eotyjzlrzh Original files]</s> DEAD LINK

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Talk:Jacob Sockness

2020-06-30T17:43:19Z

Phykings: /* I am Sockness hear me roar! */

== Sockness and religion ==

I had listed Sockness as Hindu because he claimed to be a Hindu god, and attributed Chris' goddess powers to a Hindu god's blessing. That he does not belong to any recognisable Hindu sect, but has his own set of arcane rituals, is no more a problem than that Chris even in his Baptist days would employ curse-ye-ha-me-has. As a corroboratory evidence, Sockness is also in the far right, and it is known that some of those will convert to ''the original Aryan religion''. 'Neo-pagan' would suggest either nature-lovers or ancient Celt/German LARPing, not necessarily Sockness' occultic practises. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 00:41, 24 August 2019 (UTC)
::"Pagan" refers to any non-mainstream religions so regardless of any political affiliations, so as long as Sockness doesn't adhere to any of the mainstream stuff, he is still a pagan. Also, claiming to be a messiah or god of a religion doesn't mean you have to follow that religion. [[Wikipedia:Jim Jones|Jim Jones]], the founder of the Peoples Temple claimed to be the Buddha, yet we don't consider him a Buddhist, but as a Christian cult leader. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 16:39, 24 August 2019 (UTC)

== The Orbiter/White Knight War ==

How should we cover this? The material's a bunch of quotes from Chris replying to people, so not sure it's enough for an article, but it involves a bunch of people - Sockness, MKR, Sarah and Steve, etc - where it would mean copy/pasting to their CWCki pages if it's done as an article section. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 09:40, 11 November 2019 (UTC)
:The CWCki is primarily about Chris and his own interactions; this internecine warfare between the weens against each other is not really our priority. I would advise that we wait until the autistic dust has settled somewhat before we try to write too much on it. Whether Sockness defends his crown against the pretenders, or his position is usurped, we can then go through, find relevant sections of their sprawling dialogue and include just those and Chris's own responses during the affair. As Chris is only marginally involved in the direct struggle, we should not feel obligated to follow it too closely as it is happening. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 03:01, 12 November 2019 (UTC)
::Yeah, my idea was to write on things from Chris's perspective. There's a lot of interesting quotes from CWC that give insight to how delusional he is and how Sockness has influence, for instance, Chris believing that Sockness was possessed by a demon as an explanation for the bad aspects of Sockness, or Chris being rude to MKR when she tried to tell him Sockness's characters are mere fiction. This power struggle's going to last for a while, so there should be a place to at least dump the quotes so we don't forget them. Maybe a new section on the Sockness page would work for this? And the section can be linked from MKR/S&S articles. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:31, 13 November 2019 (UTC)

== I am Sockness hear me roar! ==

I will not tolerate slander against me or my love of Christine.
[[User:Luvshak214|Luvshak214]] ([[User talk:Luvshak214|talk]]) 00:26, 27 June 2020 (UTC)

:If you're done larping as jacob, can you please go neck yourself. - [[User:Klop|Klop (HALO INFINITE HYPE ((343 better not fuck it up)))]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 01:32, 27 June 2020 (UTC)

lol [[User:Phykings|Phykings]] ([[User talk:Phykings|talk]]) 17:43, 30 June 2020 (UTC)

June 2020 social media posts

2020-06-30T17:38:04Z

Phykings: /* resonance */

{{ongoing}}
This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[June 2020]].

Posts are color-coded yellow to reflect his [[role-play]]ing as [[Sonichu]] during this month.

==Fantasy on exposing the trolls==
2 June

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, everyone. Sonichu, still here. A fated moment is upon us, as Mama and everyone else had foreseen and experienced before. Pretty much a Let-You-Know for now, but over the past couple of decades, Mama Chris Chan has been Trolled, Bullied, Blackmailed, Deceived, and all that.

No freaking surprises. But in her developing abilities, especially further developed over the past few years, she has learned from seeing into everyone’s intentions, for good, bad or indifferent, and everything else from throughout the farthest reaches of dimensions, space, and all time. So, with that, it comes to no surprise how often people often talk smack and shit behind Mama’s back online, yet they subconsciously mostly are genuinely concerned of her present well-being, as opposed to those few who genuinely want to see her fail.

With that, she even knows, personally, of those in the online communities, in addition to and aside from the Cwcki; there are literally those amongst her favourites in the Brony Community, some of the Analysts, in particular. She has been aware of those who wish to leech off of her success and misfortunes for their own personal gains, including @DHTDillinThomas and [[Ben Saint|@ItsAllSoUgly]], but she has been most kind with them and their doings, as theirs were a fated event that she had to witness for herself. Even amongst other individuals, of other [[Planet Dolan]], Sonic Fandom, Lego, and so on into all of the communities, either themselves, personally, with an online anon alias, or with the help of their mod squad (even SNT, herself, would give the person behind that a piece of her mind for talking ill of her, out loud).

But, I digress. In the days to come, while only the truest haters and bad cynicals will find chaos in their minds, but everyone will be considered and exposed. Including [ ], [ ], [ ], and you, [ ]. Even [[Null]] will be cowering before the judgment of the good deities, including Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, herself. That is all for now.

Stay Safe, and Zap It Up. ⚡⚡⚡}}

14 June

{{quoteboxyellow|The time has come to start listing out the back-talkers who have been speaking bad of Chris Chan Sonichu within up to the past decade. “Oh! A bunch of back-fighters, eh?” 😠⚡️ [image of the Three Stooges]

<nowiki>#</nowiki>BackTalkers: 
<nowiki>#</nowiki>SassoStudios 
@SonyShark 
@Erxjayakari 
@Mitzomozzorelly 
@Tape_guys 
@LastRewind 
@sonichureborn 
@HyperSonicPika 
@arielRosechu 
@TheAntiCpu 
@milk_cookies16 
@TransJENder_ 
@GbaJohn 
@kitty_blaq9 
@hairymug86 
@KaczmarekZack 
@VT_Studios 
@RealRosechu 
@Redemption4cwc

This is just the first part; there will be more back-talkers exposed.}}

==Sockess==
4 June
A reply to JSockess:

{{quoteboxyellow|Dude, #aquadiamond drew the art, but Mama, herself, typed up the flavour text. So, take it up with her after her return to 1218 on what she typed up.}}

==Divorce counsellor sonichu==

11 June
Replies to a woman who is going through divorce.

{{quoteboxyellow|You are not alone. 😊💛⚡

...

So I’ve read, and I was sorry to hear that. But know that you still have friends who will help you through this troubling time.

...

Well, you have me, and Mama Chris Chan will help you out. Besides, that dude didn’t deserve you to end up like this. It’s for the better. Count your blessings. 🌈⚡

...

Well, we love and care about you, too. We think of you every day with the Sonichu and Nightstar plushes. Anyway, Mama and I are here to offer our support for you.

Chris Chan Sonichu is watching over you.
⚡💙⚡}}

==Helena G. F.==

11 June
Helena G. F. (@PickinyFelliny):

{{quoteboxorange|I forgot there is more than a Chris. Which Chris?
}}
{{quoteboxyellow|The Prime of all Chris Chan Sonichus is on the C-197 side of the curtain. ⚡⚡⚡}}
==brielle ==

11 June
brielle (@BrieTea):

{{quoteboxgreen|warm up part 2! i was thinking about how much better @CPU_CWCSonichu's sona could look if she wasn't designed to be a sonichu... and not to toot my own horn but i was right 🙊
[drawing]
}}
{{quoteboxyellow|Yeah, only in another alt-Dimension does Mama transform into this unicorn with fists. I’ll give you two bolts out of three for originality and cuteness. ⚡⚡}}
==scooby==

11 June
Reply to @CosmicKeyframe, who asked for a new movie where shaggy becomes a werewolf.

{{quoteboxorange|Gimme a Reluctant Werewolf sequel, you cowards

Make Shaggy Furry Again

}}
{{quoteboxyellow|And leave out the car race; that felt needless.}}

==Dankula==

12 June
Count Dankula🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@CountDankulaTV):

{{quoteboxgreen|"Havent googled myself in about a year, maybe I'll try it again just once"

See you in another year

{{#ev:youtube|vdo9wVbq73g}}
}}
{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, @CountDankulaTV, I need to talk with you about local Guardian; please DM me as soon as you can. Thanks. ⚡⚡⚡}}
==RedVsBlue pt 3==

12 June
{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, everyone. Gonna be streaming the watch of [[Analysis Anarchy Reaction Livestreams|#TF2AnalysisAnarchy #RedVsBlue Part 3]] in about little over a half-hour from now on [[YouTube]]. With the iPad, I can actually have it kind of picture-in-picture, for once (although audio may be off-sync with the video on the iPad. ⚡⚡⚡}}
==medallion==

16 June
Pepperchu! (@pepperxhu):
{{quoteboxpurple|Sneak peek at my sonichu [[medallion]] i’ve wanted to make for a while, PLUS a little something else i’m working on...}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Very good job so far. ⚡⚡⚡}}
==My Two Bolts==

17 June
{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, everyone. [[Rosechu|Rosey]], [[Sylvana]] and I just listened to this video, and I will tell y’all straight up: what they say in this video, regardless of “scripted humor”: they actually are right for the most part about all of that.

{{#ev:youtube|zeOCVffczDo}}

For my personal two bolts: ⚡⚡
In actuality of the original FCs amongst us, when a reboot is made, we do not get physically altered to match the media, but rather those “reboots” are all literally accessing alternate dimensions other than [[C-197]]. But, we do feel the memories and presence of our respective new self-counterparts. It becomes a literal headache. For example, [[Sonic]], my [[anime|senpai]], still maintains his tan coloured arms. Since [[Sonic Boom|“Boom”]] Sonic was literally chronicled as residing in an alt-dimension from Senpai, he does not get as much of a memory and presence mental overload. But with the new movie, they actually explored a bit better into Senpai’s early days background, but he still maintains his tan arms. As for the internal electricity, he did not get that until the days and events chronicled in the game, Sonic the Hedgehog 3... the addition of the Lightning shield gave Senpai exposure to electrical powers, but not yet actual default abilities. Now, in late [[Sonichu chronology#2003|‘03]] into [[Sonichu chronology#2004|‘04]], Sonic did actually personally give me lessons on how to be a better runner and maneuvering of all of the various things.

Shoot, the days of me being a simple wild [[Pikachu]] were long gone, so I definitely benefited from the pointers and lessons. What I did on the right-after, that fateful day in Station Square, was on instinct; I didn’t really have a total conscious mastery over [[Sonichu's Edge|parkour]] yet, obviously. Anyway, Sonic taught me how to better maneuver, maintain my center of gravity while literally running on different axis and walls (not a total “Gravity Rush” gameplay experience, obviously). He even taught me how to break dance and other awesome and way past cool tricks. And we’ve hung out and worked together off and on since then. Sonic did pick up a bit of the electricity from hanging out with me, and it eventually manifest more within him alongside his stored [[Chaos Emeralds|Chaos Emerald]] energy. Yep, he started developing electrical abilities
...of his own. I, in return, gave him a few pointers on how to handle and utilize that power. He was making Thundershocks by accident in [[Sonichu chronology#2015|‘15]].

So, yeah, the one thing that Sonic did not have back in the early 1990’s that the movie-makers slipped into this new movie was actually a more present day ability of his.

With that example, in combination with what GiBi and his Doctorate Bro, y’all can take from that what you will.

Also, off-topic, Mcdichael’s dinosaur OC; there are some dinosaur OCs that exist in the present time along with the rest of us in C-197, but they’re mostly about average tall human height of around or at least six feet tall (from head to rear foot, and not counting the long-necked ones). Less in number are the dinosaur OCs that are of original massive heights as depicted in Jurassic Park. Those ...particular Dino OCs have to exist in their own island colonies, while also, at times, commuting to and with our other countries. So, on the comment of his T-Rex arms carrying a couple of us at a time, it does depend on his OC’s present location, but he’ll likely be on one...
...of those “Dinobot Islands” with others matching of his height and stature. Just a let-you-know on that.

Thank you both, GiBi and Mcdichael, for actually getting a lot of the details that Mama has been trying to relay to everyone else all this time right and spot-on. ⚡⚡⚡

I will also add that at the time when Mama was first getting the information and details of the Dimension Merge, she did have her initial doubts off and on, BUT she did not need to at all. The fuller details were being put into her brain some at a time, and when she was asked by those in this dimension, [[1218]], about specific details; she was not really sure, because she was still learning and getting used to her newfound abilities and powers at the time. So, yeah, point-blank, she did have to keep it vague, but everyone kept insisting, and it backfired on everyone when Mama actually gave a specific timeframe, because not everyone is meant to know well in advance the specific When of the main event and happening. It was wrong to press her on like that, and it remains wrong today to press on about that specific date details. Look in the worldwide news of the past months and recently, and y’all will see the significant artifacts and events being found, and the phenomenon that you certainly don’t see everyday in your dimension, here.

That is all from me for now. Check y’all later.⚡⚡⚡}}

18 June

Hero Reed (@HeroReed1):
{{quoteboxorange|I'm just waiting for people to draw sonichu in a school girl uniform calling sonic senpai we all know it's going to happen}}

{{quoteboxyellow|No shame from me on that. 😊⚡️
[[File:TSSSF Senpai What.jpg|300px]]
Though that lower-case “f”anfic will be up to that artist at this point. ⚡⚡⚡
}}

==Cher==
18 June

[video of Cher doing a medley of ''West Side Story'' and singing all the parts]

{{quoteboxyellow|That’s some pretty good editing on her crew’s part.}}

==Pony==
18 June

Lauren Faust (@Fyre_flye):
{{quoteboxgreen|Reviewing potential writers and got a "Pony Life" script as a sample. All was well until suddenly I read: "she facetimes with the other ponies on her tablet," --- it was like a brick in the head! Not judging, just surprised.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I don’t blame you; Mama, Nightstar and I voted heavy against #GOPony. We foresaw how bad it was going to be.}}

==tenderizer ==
20 June

Sweetie Bloom (@BronalystSweetB):
{{quoteboxorange|Got a meat tenderizer for my already nerdy kitchen. Whatcha think, @MLPSilverQuill ? 😉}}

{{quoteboxyellow|At least you didn’t go for the axe. Still, now there can be lightning in your meals.⚡⚡⚡}}

==MLP is not for babies==
21 June

LittleshyFiM (@LittleshyFiM):
{{quoteboxgreen|Pony Life seems like an okay kids show.

FIM went above and beyond expectations of what a "kids show" can be though. In that way Pony Life is a step backward, but it could have been worse. It's energetic and colorful with no substance but I'm sure that's all it was trying to be.}}
{{quoteboxyellow|You’ll speak different when you hear babies literally egging upset and crying over how awful it is. Nobody is mindless or soulless.}}

Nep-Leijon (@ShippersDesigns):
{{quoteboxpurple|so you admit the show is for babies and you watch it? Also babies dont comprehend shows being good or bad}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I got news for you: between Gen 1 and Gen 4, MLP is not for babies; it is for us Nerds and not brain dead. And @Hasbro had better listen on that nobody is brain dead, and they need to keep up with the better content that is in G4.

[[File:Nightstarprotestcard.jpg|300px]] [[File:Hasbroprotestcard.jpg|300px]] [[File:Executiveprotestcard.jpg|300px]] [[File:TSSSF MLPFim S 10 14.jpg|300px]] }}

==Pray to Chris Chan to cure viruses==
22 June

In response to [[Helena Fiorenza]] role-playing about sick Pokemon:

{{quoteboxyellow|Oh, swell. Well, fortunately, it can also take a deity with manifesting healing magic to heal them of such viruses. Pray to Chris Chan; she will be right over to manifest the cure and heal them.}}
==Zombies==
23 June

Helena G. F. (@PickinyFelliny):
{{quoteboxgreen|The walk of the brave ones. Acting lessons lasted a couple seconds and they were given clothes to be able to walk among the free roaming zombies.
So much fun!}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Thank Chris Chan C-197 does not have any zombie or virus problems at all. And I’m not counting the mess that was NALACakaNM before the soda rains.}}
==sanek==
23 June

[replying to a happy birthday message for Sonic]

{{quoteboxyellow|Happy Birthday, Senpai. 😊⚡️}}
==Sonic Boom==
23 June

WizardEli-Films (@WizardOfMagic11):
{{quoteboxorange|Without saying it's name, what's your favourite Sonic game?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|“Trouble keeps you running faster. 
Save the planet from disaster. 
Spinning through a world in motion. 
Take it all the way!”}}
''This is the "[[Sonic Boom]]" theme.''
==Huion ==
23 June

Pencil Sketch ✏🎞Microphone COMMIS OPEN (@vcm1824):
{{quoteboxpurple|So...I got myself a new drawing tablet!!!!
I got a Huion KAMVAS GT-221. It's slightly bigger than my old one and it has shortcut keys on the sides (which will take some time to get used to)
I actually drew this with the new tablet and I like it a lot!}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I think Courtney of #ProjectSNT has one of those; I remember she reviewed such a tablet in one of her redesign videos.}}
==medallions==
25/27 June

Pepperchu! (@pepperxhu):
{{quoteboxpurple|My shiny new [[medallions]]!! Thinking about making VHS... What do you think? [photo]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Very awesome. May I suggest coating them, fully, in dishwasher safe mod podge, or some epoxy; that way, they will last a Lot longer, and can be worn in the shower. ⚡️⚡️⚡️}}

Nep-Leijon (@ShippersDesigns):
{{quoteboxred|you...you dont wear jewelery in the shower...}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Oh? So, the Married Couples and Polyamorous Partners shouldn’t wear their wedding rings in the shower? Pfft.

Yeah, it is safe to wear jewelry in the shower. Okay? ⚡️⚡️}}

Helena G. F. (@PickinyFelliny):
{{quoteboxorange|One kinda take that stuff off when showering or washing dishes.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Well, if we’re gonna nitpick; one shouldn’t wear their @[[fitbit]] in the shower. That is more common sensible.}}

==check your city==
27 June

Jacob Sockness AKA the original Chris Kink (@JacobSockness):

{{quoteboxpurple|My friend Nick places Canterlot High at ARC in San Francisco. 1500 Howard looks like the the school in the show. Once things return to normal, I'll begin scouting for the portal in this city. You should check your city too.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Actually Canterlot High and where Sunset and everyone are is in Maryland.

Not in California.}}

==aliens exist in C-197==
28 June

XenoEnthusiast (@EnthusiastXeno):

{{quoteboxorange|Hey chris do my aliens exist in C-197}} [[File:Ebk4BmxU8AELGfj.jpg]]]

{{quoteboxyellow|Yes, on another planet from Earth.}}

[long thread]

{{quoteboxyellow|“Christopher” was the name Mister C. And Barb gave to Mama when she was born on February 24, 1982 in this dimension with this body, that still needs to get to Cwcville, fully, safe and well, ASAP. ⚡️⚡️⚡️

Mama’s birth name is on Page one of her history; you should know that.}}

==resonance==
29 June
{{quoteboxyellow|Resonance}}

[[File:Ezgif-5-51d6bc8e517c.mp4]]

==Greasepit & Exhaust==
29June

TFW2005 (@tfw2005):

{{quoteboxgreen|New In-Hand Images of Selects Greasepit & Exhaust, Alt Modes Revealed https://news.tfw2005.com/2020/06/29/new-in-hand-images-of-selects-greasepit-exhaust-alt-modes-revealed-413775 }}

{{quoteboxyellow|Cool! Gotta get one of those! Mama has the G1 Original Greasepit #Micromaster set, along with the other three in that line that came out then. Although Partsforming comes to mind at this point.}}
''"Partforming" is a fandom term for a [[Transformers]] toy that transforms by removing pieces of one form, then reattaching them to assemble the other form; it is generally considered to be a bad thing.''
{{Social media}}

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2020-06-30T17:34:35Z

Phykings:

June 2020 social media posts

2020-06-30T17:30:46Z

Phykings: /* aliens exist in C-197 */

{{ongoing}}
This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[June 2020]].

Posts are color-coded yellow to reflect his [[role-play]]ing as [[Sonichu]] during this month.

==Fantasy on exposing the trolls==
2 June

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, everyone. Sonichu, still here. A fated moment is upon us, as Mama and everyone else had foreseen and experienced before. Pretty much a Let-You-Know for now, but over the past couple of decades, Mama Chris Chan has been Trolled, Bullied, Blackmailed, Deceived, and all that.

No freaking surprises. But in her developing abilities, especially further developed over the past few years, she has learned from seeing into everyone’s intentions, for good, bad or indifferent, and everything else from throughout the farthest reaches of dimensions, space, and all time. So, with that, it comes to no surprise how often people often talk smack and shit behind Mama’s back online, yet they subconsciously mostly are genuinely concerned of her present well-being, as opposed to those few who genuinely want to see her fail.

With that, she even knows, personally, of those in the online communities, in addition to and aside from the Cwcki; there are literally those amongst her favourites in the Brony Community, some of the Analysts, in particular. She has been aware of those who wish to leech off of her success and misfortunes for their own personal gains, including @DHTDillinThomas and [[Ben Saint|@ItsAllSoUgly]], but she has been most kind with them and their doings, as theirs were a fated event that she had to witness for herself. Even amongst other individuals, of other [[Planet Dolan]], Sonic Fandom, Lego, and so on into all of the communities, either themselves, personally, with an online anon alias, or with the help of their mod squad (even SNT, herself, would give the person behind that a piece of her mind for talking ill of her, out loud).

But, I digress. In the days to come, while only the truest haters and bad cynicals will find chaos in their minds, but everyone will be considered and exposed. Including [ ], [ ], [ ], and you, [ ]. Even [[Null]] will be cowering before the judgment of the good deities, including Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, herself. That is all for now.

Stay Safe, and Zap It Up. ⚡⚡⚡}}

14 June

{{quoteboxyellow|The time has come to start listing out the back-talkers who have been speaking bad of Chris Chan Sonichu within up to the past decade. “Oh! A bunch of back-fighters, eh?” 😠⚡️ [image of the Three Stooges]

<nowiki>#</nowiki>BackTalkers: 
<nowiki>#</nowiki>SassoStudios 
@SonyShark 
@Erxjayakari 
@Mitzomozzorelly 
@Tape_guys 
@LastRewind 
@sonichureborn 
@HyperSonicPika 
@arielRosechu 
@TheAntiCpu 
@milk_cookies16 
@TransJENder_ 
@GbaJohn 
@kitty_blaq9 
@hairymug86 
@KaczmarekZack 
@VT_Studios 
@RealRosechu 
@Redemption4cwc

This is just the first part; there will be more back-talkers exposed.}}

==Sockess==
4 June
A reply to JSockess:

{{quoteboxyellow|Dude, #aquadiamond drew the art, but Mama, herself, typed up the flavour text. So, take it up with her after her return to 1218 on what she typed up.}}

==Divorce counsellor sonichu==

11 June
Replies to a woman who is going through divorce.

{{quoteboxyellow|You are not alone. 😊💛⚡

...

So I’ve read, and I was sorry to hear that. But know that you still have friends who will help you through this troubling time.

...

Well, you have me, and Mama Chris Chan will help you out. Besides, that dude didn’t deserve you to end up like this. It’s for the better. Count your blessings. 🌈⚡

...

Well, we love and care about you, too. We think of you every day with the Sonichu and Nightstar plushes. Anyway, Mama and I are here to offer our support for you.

Chris Chan Sonichu is watching over you.
⚡💙⚡}}

==Helena G. F.==

11 June
Helena G. F. (@PickinyFelliny):

{{quoteboxorange|I forgot there is more than a Chris. Which Chris?
}}
{{quoteboxyellow|The Prime of all Chris Chan Sonichus is on the C-197 side of the curtain. ⚡⚡⚡}}
==brielle ==

11 June
brielle (@BrieTea):

{{quoteboxgreen|warm up part 2! i was thinking about how much better @CPU_CWCSonichu's sona could look if she wasn't designed to be a sonichu... and not to toot my own horn but i was right 🙊
[drawing]
}}
{{quoteboxyellow|Yeah, only in another alt-Dimension does Mama transform into this unicorn with fists. I’ll give you two bolts out of three for originality and cuteness. ⚡⚡}}
==scooby==

11 June
Reply to @CosmicKeyframe, who asked for a new movie where shaggy becomes a werewolf.

{{quoteboxorange|Gimme a Reluctant Werewolf sequel, you cowards

Make Shaggy Furry Again

}}
{{quoteboxyellow|And leave out the car race; that felt needless.}}

==Dankula==

12 June
Count Dankula🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@CountDankulaTV):

{{quoteboxgreen|"Havent googled myself in about a year, maybe I'll try it again just once"

See you in another year

{{#ev:youtube|vdo9wVbq73g}}
}}
{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, @CountDankulaTV, I need to talk with you about local Guardian; please DM me as soon as you can. Thanks. ⚡⚡⚡}}
==RedVsBlue pt 3==

12 June
{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, everyone. Gonna be streaming the watch of [[Analysis Anarchy Reaction Livestreams|#TF2AnalysisAnarchy #RedVsBlue Part 3]] in about little over a half-hour from now on [[YouTube]]. With the iPad, I can actually have it kind of picture-in-picture, for once (although audio may be off-sync with the video on the iPad. ⚡⚡⚡}}
==medallion==

16 June
Pepperchu! (@pepperxhu):
{{quoteboxpurple|Sneak peek at my sonichu [[medallion]] i’ve wanted to make for a while, PLUS a little something else i’m working on...}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Very good job so far. ⚡⚡⚡}}
==My Two Bolts==

17 June
{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, everyone. [[Rosechu|Rosey]], [[Sylvana]] and I just listened to this video, and I will tell y’all straight up: what they say in this video, regardless of “scripted humor”: they actually are right for the most part about all of that.

{{#ev:youtube|zeOCVffczDo}}

For my personal two bolts: ⚡⚡
In actuality of the original FCs amongst us, when a reboot is made, we do not get physically altered to match the media, but rather those “reboots” are all literally accessing alternate dimensions other than [[C-197]]. But, we do feel the memories and presence of our respective new self-counterparts. It becomes a literal headache. For example, [[Sonic]], my [[anime|senpai]], still maintains his tan coloured arms. Since [[Sonic Boom|“Boom”]] Sonic was literally chronicled as residing in an alt-dimension from Senpai, he does not get as much of a memory and presence mental overload. But with the new movie, they actually explored a bit better into Senpai’s early days background, but he still maintains his tan arms. As for the internal electricity, he did not get that until the days and events chronicled in the game, Sonic the Hedgehog 3... the addition of the Lightning shield gave Senpai exposure to electrical powers, but not yet actual default abilities. Now, in late [[Sonichu chronology#2003|‘03]] into [[Sonichu chronology#2004|‘04]], Sonic did actually personally give me lessons on how to be a better runner and maneuvering of all of the various things.

Shoot, the days of me being a simple wild [[Pikachu]] were long gone, so I definitely benefited from the pointers and lessons. What I did on the right-after, that fateful day in Station Square, was on instinct; I didn’t really have a total conscious mastery over [[Sonichu's Edge|parkour]] yet, obviously. Anyway, Sonic taught me how to better maneuver, maintain my center of gravity while literally running on different axis and walls (not a total “Gravity Rush” gameplay experience, obviously). He even taught me how to break dance and other awesome and way past cool tricks. And we’ve hung out and worked together off and on since then. Sonic did pick up a bit of the electricity from hanging out with me, and it eventually manifest more within him alongside his stored [[Chaos Emeralds|Chaos Emerald]] energy. Yep, he started developing electrical abilities
...of his own. I, in return, gave him a few pointers on how to handle and utilize that power. He was making Thundershocks by accident in [[Sonichu chronology#2015|‘15]].

So, yeah, the one thing that Sonic did not have back in the early 1990’s that the movie-makers slipped into this new movie was actually a more present day ability of his.

With that example, in combination with what GiBi and his Doctorate Bro, y’all can take from that what you will.

Also, off-topic, Mcdichael’s dinosaur OC; there are some dinosaur OCs that exist in the present time along with the rest of us in C-197, but they’re mostly about average tall human height of around or at least six feet tall (from head to rear foot, and not counting the long-necked ones). Less in number are the dinosaur OCs that are of original massive heights as depicted in Jurassic Park. Those ...particular Dino OCs have to exist in their own island colonies, while also, at times, commuting to and with our other countries. So, on the comment of his T-Rex arms carrying a couple of us at a time, it does depend on his OC’s present location, but he’ll likely be on one...
...of those “Dinobot Islands” with others matching of his height and stature. Just a let-you-know on that.

Thank you both, GiBi and Mcdichael, for actually getting a lot of the details that Mama has been trying to relay to everyone else all this time right and spot-on. ⚡⚡⚡

I will also add that at the time when Mama was first getting the information and details of the Dimension Merge, she did have her initial doubts off and on, BUT she did not need to at all. The fuller details were being put into her brain some at a time, and when she was asked by those in this dimension, [[1218]], about specific details; she was not really sure, because she was still learning and getting used to her newfound abilities and powers at the time. So, yeah, point-blank, she did have to keep it vague, but everyone kept insisting, and it backfired on everyone when Mama actually gave a specific timeframe, because not everyone is meant to know well in advance the specific When of the main event and happening. It was wrong to press her on like that, and it remains wrong today to press on about that specific date details. Look in the worldwide news of the past months and recently, and y’all will see the significant artifacts and events being found, and the phenomenon that you certainly don’t see everyday in your dimension, here.

That is all from me for now. Check y’all later.⚡⚡⚡}}

18 June

Hero Reed (@HeroReed1):
{{quoteboxorange|I'm just waiting for people to draw sonichu in a school girl uniform calling sonic senpai we all know it's going to happen}}

{{quoteboxyellow|No shame from me on that. 😊⚡️
[[File:TSSSF Senpai What.jpg|300px]]
Though that lower-case “f”anfic will be up to that artist at this point. ⚡⚡⚡
}}

==Cher==
18 June

[video of Cher doing a medley of ''West Side Story'' and singing all the parts]

{{quoteboxyellow|That’s some pretty good editing on her crew’s part.}}

==Pony==
18 June

Lauren Faust (@Fyre_flye):
{{quoteboxgreen|Reviewing potential writers and got a "Pony Life" script as a sample. All was well until suddenly I read: "she facetimes with the other ponies on her tablet," --- it was like a brick in the head! Not judging, just surprised.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I don’t blame you; Mama, Nightstar and I voted heavy against #GOPony. We foresaw how bad it was going to be.}}

==tenderizer ==
20 June

Sweetie Bloom (@BronalystSweetB):
{{quoteboxorange|Got a meat tenderizer for my already nerdy kitchen. Whatcha think, @MLPSilverQuill ? 😉}}

{{quoteboxyellow|At least you didn’t go for the axe. Still, now there can be lightning in your meals.⚡⚡⚡}}

==MLP is not for babies==
21 June

LittleshyFiM (@LittleshyFiM):
{{quoteboxgreen|Pony Life seems like an okay kids show.

FIM went above and beyond expectations of what a "kids show" can be though. In that way Pony Life is a step backward, but it could have been worse. It's energetic and colorful with no substance but I'm sure that's all it was trying to be.}}
{{quoteboxyellow|You’ll speak different when you hear babies literally egging upset and crying over how awful it is. Nobody is mindless or soulless.}}

Nep-Leijon (@ShippersDesigns):
{{quoteboxpurple|so you admit the show is for babies and you watch it? Also babies dont comprehend shows being good or bad}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I got news for you: between Gen 1 and Gen 4, MLP is not for babies; it is for us Nerds and not brain dead. And @Hasbro had better listen on that nobody is brain dead, and they need to keep up with the better content that is in G4.

[[File:Nightstarprotestcard.jpg|300px]] [[File:Hasbroprotestcard.jpg|300px]] [[File:Executiveprotestcard.jpg|300px]] [[File:TSSSF MLPFim S 10 14.jpg|300px]] }}

==Pray to Chris Chan to cure viruses==
22 June

In response to [[Helena Fiorenza]] role-playing about sick Pokemon:

{{quoteboxyellow|Oh, swell. Well, fortunately, it can also take a deity with manifesting healing magic to heal them of such viruses. Pray to Chris Chan; she will be right over to manifest the cure and heal them.}}
==Zombies==
23 June

Helena G. F. (@PickinyFelliny):
{{quoteboxgreen|The walk of the brave ones. Acting lessons lasted a couple seconds and they were given clothes to be able to walk among the free roaming zombies.
So much fun!}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Thank Chris Chan C-197 does not have any zombie or virus problems at all. And I’m not counting the mess that was NALACakaNM before the soda rains.}}
==sanek==
23 June

[replying to a happy birthday message for Sonic]

{{quoteboxyellow|Happy Birthday, Senpai. 😊⚡️}}
==Sonic Boom==
23 June

WizardEli-Films (@WizardOfMagic11):
{{quoteboxorange|Without saying it's name, what's your favourite Sonic game?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|“Trouble keeps you running faster. 
Save the planet from disaster. 
Spinning through a world in motion. 
Take it all the way!”}}
''This is the "[[Sonic Boom]]" theme.''
==Huion ==
23 June

Pencil Sketch ✏🎞Microphone COMMIS OPEN (@vcm1824):
{{quoteboxpurple|So...I got myself a new drawing tablet!!!!
I got a Huion KAMVAS GT-221. It's slightly bigger than my old one and it has shortcut keys on the sides (which will take some time to get used to)
I actually drew this with the new tablet and I like it a lot!}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I think Courtney of #ProjectSNT has one of those; I remember she reviewed such a tablet in one of her redesign videos.}}
==medallions==
25/27 June

Pepperchu! (@pepperxhu):
{{quoteboxpurple|My shiny new [[medallions]]!! Thinking about making VHS... What do you think? [photo]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Very awesome. May I suggest coating them, fully, in dishwasher safe mod podge, or some epoxy; that way, they will last a Lot longer, and can be worn in the shower. ⚡️⚡️⚡️}}

Nep-Leijon (@ShippersDesigns):
{{quoteboxred|you...you dont wear jewelery in the shower...}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Oh? So, the Married Couples and Polyamorous Partners shouldn’t wear their wedding rings in the shower? Pfft.

Yeah, it is safe to wear jewelry in the shower. Okay? ⚡️⚡️}}

Helena G. F. (@PickinyFelliny):
{{quoteboxorange|One kinda take that stuff off when showering or washing dishes.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Well, if we’re gonna nitpick; one shouldn’t wear their @[[fitbit]] in the shower. That is more common sensible.}}

==check your city==
27 June

Jacob Sockness AKA the original Chris Kink (@JacobSockness):

{{quoteboxpurple|My friend Nick places Canterlot High at ARC in San Francisco. 1500 Howard looks like the the school in the show. Once things return to normal, I'll begin scouting for the portal in this city. You should check your city too.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Actually Canterlot High and where Sunset and everyone are is in Maryland.

Not in California.}}

==aliens exist in C-197==
28 June

XenoEnthusiast (@EnthusiastXeno):

{{quoteboxorange|Hey chris do my aliens exist in C-197}} [[File:Ebk4BmxU8AELGfj.jpg]]]

{{quoteboxyellow|Yes, on another planet from Earth.}}

[long thread]

{{quoteboxyellow|“Christopher” was the name Mister C. And Barb gave to Mama when she was born on February 24, 1982 in this dimension with this body, that still needs to get to Cwcville, fully, safe and well, ASAP. ⚡️⚡️⚡️

Mama’s birth name is on Page one of her history; you should know that.}}

==resonance==
29 June
{{quoteboxyellow|Resonance

[gif showing an open-close pipe with sound waves travelling along with Pressure-Time and Displacement-Time graphs]}}

==Greasepit & Exhaust==
29June

TFW2005 (@tfw2005):

{{quoteboxgreen|New In-Hand Images of Selects Greasepit & Exhaust, Alt Modes Revealed https://news.tfw2005.com/2020/06/29/new-in-hand-images-of-selects-greasepit-exhaust-alt-modes-revealed-413775 }}

{{quoteboxyellow|Cool! Gotta get one of those! Mama has the G1 Original Greasepit #Micromaster set, along with the other three in that line that came out then. Although Partsforming comes to mind at this point.}}
''"Partforming" is a fandom term for a [[Transformers]] toy that transforms by removing pieces of one form, then reattaching them to assemble the other form; it is generally considered to be a bad thing.''
{{Social media}}

June 2020 social media posts

2020-06-29T00:33:17Z

Phykings:

{{ongoing}}
This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[June 2020]].

Posts are color-coded yellow to reflect his [[role-play]]ing as [[Sonichu]] during this month.

==Fantasy on exposing the trolls==
2 June

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, everyone. Sonichu, still here. A fated moment is upon us, as Mama and everyone else had foreseen and experienced before. Pretty much a Let-You-Know for now, but over the past couple of decades, Mama Chris Chan has been Trolled, Bullied, Blackmailed, Deceived, and all that.

No freaking surprises. But in her developing abilities, especially further developed over the past few years, she has learned from seeing into everyone’s intentions, for good, bad or indifferent, and everything else from throughout the farthest reaches of dimensions, space, and all time. So, with that, it comes to no surprise how often people often talk smack and shit behind Mama’s back online, yet they subconsciously mostly are genuinely concerned of her present well-being, as opposed to those few who genuinely want to see her fail.

With that, she even knows, personally, of those in the online communities, in addition to and aside from the Cwcki; there are literally those amongst her favourites in the Brony Community, some of the Analysts, in particular. She has been aware of those who wish to leech off of her success and misfortunes for their own personal gains, including @DHTDillinThomas and [[Ben Saint|@ItsAllSoUgly]], but she has been most kind with them and their doings, as theirs were a fated event that she had to witness for herself. Even amongst other individuals, of other [[Planet Dolan]], Sonic Fandom, Lego, and so on into all of the communities, either themselves, personally, with an online anon alias, or with the help of their mod squad (even SNT, herself, would give the person behind that a piece of her mind for talking ill of her, out loud).

But, I digress. In the days to come, while only the truest haters and bad cynicals will find chaos in their minds, but everyone will be considered and exposed. Including [ ], [ ], [ ], and you, [ ]. Even [[Null]] will be cowering before the judgment of the good deities, including Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, herself. That is all for now.

Stay Safe, and Zap It Up. ⚡⚡⚡}}

14 June

{{quoteboxyellow|The time has come to start listing out the back-talkers who have been speaking bad of Chris Chan Sonichu within up to the past decade. “Oh! A bunch of back-fighters, eh?” 😠⚡️ [image of the Three Stooges]

<nowiki>#</nowiki>BackTalkers: 
<nowiki>#</nowiki>SassoStudios 
@SonyShark 
@Erxjayakari 
@Mitzomozzorelly 
@Tape_guys 
@LastRewind 
@sonichureborn 
@HyperSonicPika 
@arielRosechu 
@TheAntiCpu 
@milk_cookies16 
@TransJENder_ 
@GbaJohn 
@kitty_blaq9 
@hairymug86 
@KaczmarekZack 
@VT_Studios 
@RealRosechu 
@Redemption4cwc

This is just the first part; there will be more back-talkers exposed.}}

==Sockess==
4 June
A reply to JSockess:

{{quoteboxyellow|Dude, #aquadiamond drew the art, but Mama, herself, typed up the flavour text. So, take it up with her after her return to 1218 on what she typed up.}}

==Divorce counsellor sonichu==

11 June
Replies to a woman who is going through divorce.

{{quoteboxyellow|You are not alone. 😊💛⚡

...

So I’ve read, and I was sorry to hear that. But know that you still have friends who will help you through this troubling time.

...

Well, you have me, and Mama Chris Chan will help you out. Besides, that dude didn’t deserve you to end up like this. It’s for the better. Count your blessings. 🌈⚡

...

Well, we love and care about you, too. We think of you every day with the Sonichu and Nightstar plushes. Anyway, Mama and I are here to offer our support for you.

Chris Chan Sonichu is watching over you.
⚡💙⚡}}

==Helena G. F.==

11 June
Helena G. F. (@PickinyFelliny):

{{quoteboxorange|I forgot there is more than a Chris. Which Chris?
}}
{{quoteboxyellow|The Prime of all Chris Chan Sonichus is on the C-197 side of the curtain. ⚡⚡⚡}}
==brielle ==

11 June
brielle (@BrieTea):

{{quoteboxgreen|warm up part 2! i was thinking about how much better @CPU_CWCSonichu's sona could look if she wasn't designed to be a sonichu... and not to toot my own horn but i was right 🙊
[drawing]
}}
{{quoteboxyellow|Yeah, only in another alt-Dimension does Mama transform into this unicorn with fists. I’ll give you two bolts out of three for originality and cuteness. ⚡⚡}}
==scooby==

11 June
Reply to @CosmicKeyframe, who asked for a new movie where shaggy becomes a werewolf.

{{quoteboxorange|Gimme a Reluctant Werewolf sequel, you cowards

Make Shaggy Furry Again

}}
{{quoteboxyellow|And leave out the car race; that felt needless.}}

==Dankula==

12 June
Count Dankula🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@CountDankulaTV):

{{quoteboxgreen|"Havent googled myself in about a year, maybe I'll try it again just once"

See you in another year

{{#ev:youtube|vdo9wVbq73g}}
}}
{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, @CountDankulaTV, I need to talk with you about local Guardian; please DM me as soon as you can. Thanks. ⚡⚡⚡}}
==RedVsBlue pt 3==

12 June
{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, everyone. Gonna be streaming the watch of [[Analysis Anarchy Reaction Livestreams|#TF2AnalysisAnarchy #RedVsBlue Part 3]] in about little over a half-hour from now on [[YouTube]]. With the iPad, I can actually have it kind of picture-in-picture, for once (although audio may be off-sync with the video on the iPad. ⚡⚡⚡}}
==medallion==

16 June
Pepperchu! (@pepperxhu):
{{quoteboxpurple|Sneak peek at my sonichu [[medallion]] i’ve wanted to make for a while, PLUS a little something else i’m working on...}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Very good job so far. ⚡⚡⚡}}
==My Two Bolts==

17 June
{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, everyone. [[Rosechu|Rosey]], [[Sylvana]] and I just listened to this video, and I will tell y’all straight up: what they say in this video, regardless of “scripted humor”: they actually are right for the most part about all of that.

{{#ev:youtube|zeOCVffczDo}}

For my personal two bolts: ⚡⚡
In actuality of the original FCs amongst us, when a reboot is made, we do not get physically altered to match the media, but rather those “reboots” are all literally accessing alternate dimensions other than [[C-197]]. But, we do feel the memories and presence of our respective new self-counterparts. It becomes a literal headache. For example, [[Sonic]], my [[anime|senpai]], still maintains his tan coloured arms. Since [[Sonic Boom|“Boom”]] Sonic was literally chronicled as residing in an alt-dimension from Senpai, he does not get as much of a memory and presence mental overload. But with the new movie, they actually explored a bit better into Senpai’s early days background, but he still maintains his tan arms. As for the internal electricity, he did not get that until the days and events chronicled in the game, Sonic the Hedgehog 3... the addition of the Lightning shield gave Senpai exposure to electrical powers, but not yet actual default abilities. Now, in late [[Sonichu chronology#2003|‘03]] into [[Sonichu chronology#2004|‘04]], Sonic did actually personally give me lessons on how to be a better runner and maneuvering of all of the various things.

Shoot, the days of me being a simple wild [[Pikachu]] were long gone, so I definitely benefited from the pointers and lessons. What I did on the right-after, that fateful day in Station Square, was on instinct; I didn’t really have a total conscious mastery over [[Sonichu's Edge|parkour]] yet, obviously. Anyway, Sonic taught me how to better maneuver, maintain my center of gravity while literally running on different axis and walls (not a total “Gravity Rush” gameplay experience, obviously). He even taught me how to break dance and other awesome and way past cool tricks. And we’ve hung out and worked together off and on since then. Sonic did pick up a bit of the electricity from hanging out with me, and it eventually manifest more within him alongside his stored [[Chaos Emeralds|Chaos Emerald]] energy. Yep, he started developing electrical abilities
...of his own. I, in return, gave him a few pointers on how to handle and utilize that power. He was making Thundershocks by accident in [[Sonichu chronology#2015|‘15]].

So, yeah, the one thing that Sonic did not have back in the early 1990’s that the movie-makers slipped into this new movie was actually a more present day ability of his.

With that example, in combination with what GiBi and his Doctorate Bro, y’all can take from that what you will.

Also, off-topic, Mcdichael’s dinosaur OC; there are some dinosaur OCs that exist in the present time along with the rest of us in C-197, but they’re mostly about average tall human height of around or at least six feet tall (from head to rear foot, and not counting the long-necked ones). Less in number are the dinosaur OCs that are of original massive heights as depicted in Jurassic Park. Those ...particular Dino OCs have to exist in their own island colonies, while also, at times, commuting to and with our other countries. So, on the comment of his T-Rex arms carrying a couple of us at a time, it does depend on his OC’s present location, but he’ll likely be on one...
...of those “Dinobot Islands” with others matching of his height and stature. Just a let-you-know on that.

Thank you both, GiBi and Mcdichael, for actually getting a lot of the details that Mama has been trying to relay to everyone else all this time right and spot-on. ⚡⚡⚡

I will also add that at the time when Mama was first getting the information and details of the Dimension Merge, she did have her initial doubts off and on, BUT she did not need to at all. The fuller details were being put into her brain some at a time, and when she was asked by those in this dimension, [[1218]], about specific details; she was not really sure, because she was still learning and getting used to her newfound abilities and powers at the time. So, yeah, point-blank, she did have to keep it vague, but everyone kept insisting, and it backfired on everyone when Mama actually gave a specific timeframe, because not everyone is meant to know well in advance the specific When of the main event and happening. It was wrong to press her on like that, and it remains wrong today to press on about that specific date details. Look in the worldwide news of the past months and recently, and y’all will see the significant artifacts and events being found, and the phenomenon that you certainly don’t see everyday in your dimension, here.

That is all from me for now. Check y’all later.⚡⚡⚡}}

18 June

Hero Reed (@HeroReed1):
{{quoteboxorange|I'm just waiting for people to draw sonichu in a school girl uniform calling sonic senpai we all know it's going to happen}}

{{quoteboxyellow|No shame from me on that. 😊⚡️
[[File:TSSSF Senpai What.jpg|300px]]
Though that lower-case “f”anfic will be up to that artist at this point. ⚡⚡⚡
}}

==Cher==
18 June

[video of Cher doing a medley of ''West Side Story'' and singing all the parts]

{{quoteboxyellow|That’s some pretty good editing on her crew’s part.}}

==Pony==
18 June

Lauren Faust (@Fyre_flye):
{{quoteboxgreen|Reviewing potential writers and got a "Pony Life" script as a sample. All was well until suddenly I read: "she facetimes with the other ponies on her tablet," --- it was like a brick in the head! Not judging, just surprised.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I don’t blame you; Mama, Nightstar and I voted heavy against #GOPony. We foresaw how bad it was going to be.}}

==tenderizer ==
20 June

Sweetie Bloom (@BronalystSweetB):
{{quoteboxorange|Got a meat tenderizer for my already nerdy kitchen. Whatcha think, @MLPSilverQuill ? 😉}}

{{quoteboxyellow|At least you didn’t go for the axe. Still, now there can be lightning in your meals.⚡⚡⚡}}

==MLP is not for babies==
21 June

LittleshyFiM (@LittleshyFiM):
{{quoteboxgreen|Pony Life seems like an okay kids show.

FIM went above and beyond expectations of what a "kids show" can be though. In that way Pony Life is a step backward, but it could have been worse. It's energetic and colorful with no substance but I'm sure that's all it was trying to be.}}
{{quoteboxyellow|You’ll speak different when you hear babies literally egging upset and crying over how awful it is. Nobody is mindless or soulless.}}

Nep-Leijon (@ShippersDesigns):
{{quoteboxpurple|so you admit the show is for babies and you watch it? Also babies dont comprehend shows being good or bad}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I got news for you: between Gen 1 and Gen 4, MLP is not for babies; it is for us Nerds and not brain dead. And @Hasbro had better listen on that nobody is brain dead, and they need to keep up with the better content that is in G4.

[[File:Nightstarprotestcard.jpg|300px]] [[File:Hasbroprotestcard.jpg|300px]] [[File:Executiveprotestcard.jpg|300px]] [[File:TSSSF MLPFim S 10 14.jpg|300px]] }}

==Pray to Chris Chan to cure viruses==
22 June

In response to [[Helena Fiorenza]] role-playing about sick Pokemon:

{{quoteboxyellow|Oh, swell. Well, fortunately, it can also take a deity with manifesting healing magic to heal them of such viruses. Pray to Chris Chan; she will be right over to manifest the cure and heal them.}}
==Zombies==
23 June

Helena G. F. (@PickinyFelliny):
{{quoteboxgreen|The walk of the brave ones. Acting lessons lasted a couple seconds and they were given clothes to be able to walk among the free roaming zombies.
So much fun!}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Thank Chris Chan C-197 does not have any zombie or virus problems at all. And I’m not counting the mess that was NALACakaNM before the soda rains.}}
==sanek==
23 June

[replying to a happy birthday message for Sonic]

{{quoteboxyellow|Happy Birthday, Senpai. 😊⚡️}}
==Sonic Boom==
23 June

WizardEli-Films (@WizardOfMagic11):
{{quoteboxorange|Without saying it's name, what's your favourite Sonic game?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|“Trouble keeps you running faster. 
Save the planet from disaster. 
Spinning through a world in motion. 
Take it all the way!”}}
''This is the "[[Sonic Boom]]" theme.''
==Huion ==
23 June

Pencil Sketch ✏🎞Microphone COMMIS OPEN (@vcm1824):
{{quoteboxpurple|So...I got myself a new drawing tablet!!!!
I got a Huion KAMVAS GT-221. It's slightly bigger than my old one and it has shortcut keys on the sides (which will take some time to get used to)
I actually drew this with the new tablet and I like it a lot!}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I think Courtney of #ProjectSNT has one of those; I remember she reviewed such a tablet in one of her redesign videos.}}
==medallions==
25/27 June

Pepperchu! (@pepperxhu):
{{quoteboxpurple|My shiny new [[medallions]]!! Thinking about making VHS... What do you think? [photo]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Very awesome. May I suggest coating them, fully, in dishwasher safe mod podge, or some epoxy; that way, they will last a Lot longer, and can be worn in the shower. ⚡️⚡️⚡️}}

Nep-Leijon (@ShippersDesigns):
{{quoteboxred|you...you dont wear jewelery in the shower...}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Oh? So, the Married Couples and Polyamorous Partners shouldn’t wear their wedding rings in the shower? Pfft.

Yeah, it is safe to wear jewelry in the shower. Okay? ⚡️⚡️}}

Helena G. F. (@PickinyFelliny):
{{quoteboxorange|One kinda take that stuff off when showering or washing dishes.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Well, if we’re gonna nitpick; one shouldn’t wear their @[[fitbit]] in the shower. That is more common sensible.}}

==check your city==
27 June

Jacob Sockness AKA the original Chris Kink (@JacobSockness):

{{quoteboxpurple|My friend Nick places Canterlot High at ARC in San Francisco. 1500 Howard looks like the the school in the show. Once things return to normal, I'll begin scouting for the portal in this city. You should check your city too.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Actually Canterlot High and where Sunset and everyone are is in Maryland.

Not in California.}}

==aliens exist in C-197==
28 June

XenoEnthusiast (@EnthusiastXeno):

{{quoteboxorange|Hey chris do my aliens exist in C-197}} [draw of aliens]

{{quoteboxyellow|Yes, on another planet from Earth.}}

{{Social media}}

June 2020 social media posts

2020-06-29T00:31:52Z

Phykings:

{{ongoing}}
This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[June 2020]].

Posts are color-coded yellow to reflect his [[role-play]]ing as [[Sonichu]] during this month.

==Fantasy on exposing the trolls==
2 June

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, everyone. Sonichu, still here. A fated moment is upon us, as Mama and everyone else had foreseen and experienced before. Pretty much a Let-You-Know for now, but over the past couple of decades, Mama Chris Chan has been Trolled, Bullied, Blackmailed, Deceived, and all that.

No freaking surprises. But in her developing abilities, especially further developed over the past few years, she has learned from seeing into everyone’s intentions, for good, bad or indifferent, and everything else from throughout the farthest reaches of dimensions, space, and all time. So, with that, it comes to no surprise how often people often talk smack and shit behind Mama’s back online, yet they subconsciously mostly are genuinely concerned of her present well-being, as opposed to those few who genuinely want to see her fail.

With that, she even knows, personally, of those in the online communities, in addition to and aside from the Cwcki; there are literally those amongst her favourites in the Brony Community, some of the Analysts, in particular. She has been aware of those who wish to leech off of her success and misfortunes for their own personal gains, including @DHTDillinThomas and [[Ben Saint|@ItsAllSoUgly]], but she has been most kind with them and their doings, as theirs were a fated event that she had to witness for herself. Even amongst other individuals, of other [[Planet Dolan]], Sonic Fandom, Lego, and so on into all of the communities, either themselves, personally, with an online anon alias, or with the help of their mod squad (even SNT, herself, would give the person behind that a piece of her mind for talking ill of her, out loud).

But, I digress. In the days to come, while only the truest haters and bad cynicals will find chaos in their minds, but everyone will be considered and exposed. Including [ ], [ ], [ ], and you, [ ]. Even [[Null]] will be cowering before the judgment of the good deities, including Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, herself. That is all for now.

Stay Safe, and Zap It Up. ⚡⚡⚡}}

14 June

{{quoteboxyellow|The time has come to start listing out the back-talkers who have been speaking bad of Chris Chan Sonichu within up to the past decade. “Oh! A bunch of back-fighters, eh?” 😠⚡️ [image of the Three Stooges]

<nowiki>#</nowiki>BackTalkers: 
<nowiki>#</nowiki>SassoStudios 
@SonyShark 
@Erxjayakari 
@Mitzomozzorelly 
@Tape_guys 
@LastRewind 
@sonichureborn 
@HyperSonicPika 
@arielRosechu 
@TheAntiCpu 
@milk_cookies16 
@TransJENder_ 
@GbaJohn 
@kitty_blaq9 
@hairymug86 
@KaczmarekZack 
@VT_Studios 
@RealRosechu 
@Redemption4cwc

This is just the first part; there will be more back-talkers exposed.}}

==Sockess==
4 June
A reply to JSockess:

{{quoteboxyellow|Dude, #aquadiamond drew the art, but Mama, herself, typed up the flavour text. So, take it up with her after her return to 1218 on what she typed up.}}

==Divorce counsellor sonichu==

11 June
Replies to a woman who is going through divorce.

{{quoteboxyellow|You are not alone. 😊💛⚡

...

So I’ve read, and I was sorry to hear that. But know that you still have friends who will help you through this troubling time.

...

Well, you have me, and Mama Chris Chan will help you out. Besides, that dude didn’t deserve you to end up like this. It’s for the better. Count your blessings. 🌈⚡

...

Well, we love and care about you, too. We think of you every day with the Sonichu and Nightstar plushes. Anyway, Mama and I are here to offer our support for you.

Chris Chan Sonichu is watching over you.
⚡💙⚡}}

==Helena G. F.==

11 June
Helena G. F. (@PickinyFelliny):

{{quoteboxorange|I forgot there is more than a Chris. Which Chris?
}}
{{quoteboxyellow|The Prime of all Chris Chan Sonichus is on the C-197 side of the curtain. ⚡⚡⚡}}
==brielle ==

11 June
brielle (@BrieTea):

{{quoteboxgreen|warm up part 2! i was thinking about how much better @CPU_CWCSonichu's sona could look if she wasn't designed to be a sonichu... and not to toot my own horn but i was right 🙊
[drawing]
}}
{{quoteboxyellow|Yeah, only in another alt-Dimension does Mama transform into this unicorn with fists. I’ll give you two bolts out of three for originality and cuteness. ⚡⚡}}
==scooby==

11 June
Reply to @CosmicKeyframe, who asked for a new movie where shaggy becomes a werewolf.

{{quoteboxorange|Gimme a Reluctant Werewolf sequel, you cowards

Make Shaggy Furry Again

}}
{{quoteboxyellow|And leave out the car race; that felt needless.}}

==Dankula==

12 June
Count Dankula🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@CountDankulaTV):

{{quoteboxgreen|"Havent googled myself in about a year, maybe I'll try it again just once"

See you in another year

{{#ev:youtube|vdo9wVbq73g}}
}}
{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, @CountDankulaTV, I need to talk with you about local Guardian; please DM me as soon as you can. Thanks. ⚡⚡⚡}}
==RedVsBlue pt 3==

12 June
{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, everyone. Gonna be streaming the watch of [[Analysis Anarchy Reaction Livestreams|#TF2AnalysisAnarchy #RedVsBlue Part 3]] in about little over a half-hour from now on [[YouTube]]. With the iPad, I can actually have it kind of picture-in-picture, for once (although audio may be off-sync with the video on the iPad. ⚡⚡⚡}}
==medallion==

16 June
Pepperchu! (@pepperxhu):
{{quoteboxpurple|Sneak peek at my sonichu [[medallion]] i’ve wanted to make for a while, PLUS a little something else i’m working on...}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Very good job so far. ⚡⚡⚡}}
==My Two Bolts==

17 June
{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, everyone. [[Rosechu|Rosey]], [[Sylvana]] and I just listened to this video, and I will tell y’all straight up: what they say in this video, regardless of “scripted humor”: they actually are right for the most part about all of that.

{{#ev:youtube|zeOCVffczDo}}

For my personal two bolts: ⚡⚡
In actuality of the original FCs amongst us, when a reboot is made, we do not get physically altered to match the media, but rather those “reboots” are all literally accessing alternate dimensions other than [[C-197]]. But, we do feel the memories and presence of our respective new self-counterparts. It becomes a literal headache. For example, [[Sonic]], my [[anime|senpai]], still maintains his tan coloured arms. Since [[Sonic Boom|“Boom”]] Sonic was literally chronicled as residing in an alt-dimension from Senpai, he does not get as much of a memory and presence mental overload. But with the new movie, they actually explored a bit better into Senpai’s early days background, but he still maintains his tan arms. As for the internal electricity, he did not get that until the days and events chronicled in the game, Sonic the Hedgehog 3... the addition of the Lightning shield gave Senpai exposure to electrical powers, but not yet actual default abilities. Now, in late [[Sonichu chronology#2003|‘03]] into [[Sonichu chronology#2004|‘04]], Sonic did actually personally give me lessons on how to be a better runner and maneuvering of all of the various things.

Shoot, the days of me being a simple wild [[Pikachu]] were long gone, so I definitely benefited from the pointers and lessons. What I did on the right-after, that fateful day in Station Square, was on instinct; I didn’t really have a total conscious mastery over [[Sonichu's Edge|parkour]] yet, obviously. Anyway, Sonic taught me how to better maneuver, maintain my center of gravity while literally running on different axis and walls (not a total “Gravity Rush” gameplay experience, obviously). He even taught me how to break dance and other awesome and way past cool tricks. And we’ve hung out and worked together off and on since then. Sonic did pick up a bit of the electricity from hanging out with me, and it eventually manifest more within him alongside his stored [[Chaos Emeralds|Chaos Emerald]] energy. Yep, he started developing electrical abilities
...of his own. I, in return, gave him a few pointers on how to handle and utilize that power. He was making Thundershocks by accident in [[Sonichu chronology#2015|‘15]].

So, yeah, the one thing that Sonic did not have back in the early 1990’s that the movie-makers slipped into this new movie was actually a more present day ability of his.

With that example, in combination with what GiBi and his Doctorate Bro, y’all can take from that what you will.

Also, off-topic, Mcdichael’s dinosaur OC; there are some dinosaur OCs that exist in the present time along with the rest of us in C-197, but they’re mostly about average tall human height of around or at least six feet tall (from head to rear foot, and not counting the long-necked ones). Less in number are the dinosaur OCs that are of original massive heights as depicted in Jurassic Park. Those ...particular Dino OCs have to exist in their own island colonies, while also, at times, commuting to and with our other countries. So, on the comment of his T-Rex arms carrying a couple of us at a time, it does depend on his OC’s present location, but he’ll likely be on one...
...of those “Dinobot Islands” with others matching of his height and stature. Just a let-you-know on that.

Thank you both, GiBi and Mcdichael, for actually getting a lot of the details that Mama has been trying to relay to everyone else all this time right and spot-on. ⚡⚡⚡

I will also add that at the time when Mama was first getting the information and details of the Dimension Merge, she did have her initial doubts off and on, BUT she did not need to at all. The fuller details were being put into her brain some at a time, and when she was asked by those in this dimension, [[1218]], about specific details; she was not really sure, because she was still learning and getting used to her newfound abilities and powers at the time. So, yeah, point-blank, she did have to keep it vague, but everyone kept insisting, and it backfired on everyone when Mama actually gave a specific timeframe, because not everyone is meant to know well in advance the specific When of the main event and happening. It was wrong to press her on like that, and it remains wrong today to press on about that specific date details. Look in the worldwide news of the past months and recently, and y’all will see the significant artifacts and events being found, and the phenomenon that you certainly don’t see everyday in your dimension, here.

That is all from me for now. Check y’all later.⚡⚡⚡}}

18 June

Hero Reed (@HeroReed1):
{{quoteboxorange|I'm just waiting for people to draw sonichu in a school girl uniform calling sonic senpai we all know it's going to happen}}

{{quoteboxyellow|No shame from me on that. 😊⚡️
[[File:TSSSF Senpai What.jpg|300px]]
Though that lower-case “f”anfic will be up to that artist at this point. ⚡⚡⚡
}}

==Cher==
18 June

[video of Cher doing a medley of ''West Side Story'' and singing all the parts]

{{quoteboxyellow|That’s some pretty good editing on her crew’s part.}}

==Pony==
18 June

Lauren Faust (@Fyre_flye):
{{quoteboxgreen|Reviewing potential writers and got a "Pony Life" script as a sample. All was well until suddenly I read: "she facetimes with the other ponies on her tablet," --- it was like a brick in the head! Not judging, just surprised.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I don’t blame you; Mama, Nightstar and I voted heavy against #GOPony. We foresaw how bad it was going to be.}}

==tenderizer ==
20 June

Sweetie Bloom (@BronalystSweetB):
{{quoteboxorange|Got a meat tenderizer for my already nerdy kitchen. Whatcha think, @MLPSilverQuill ? 😉}}

{{quoteboxyellow|At least you didn’t go for the axe. Still, now there can be lightning in your meals.⚡⚡⚡}}

==MLP is not for babies==
21 June

LittleshyFiM (@LittleshyFiM):
{{quoteboxgreen|Pony Life seems like an okay kids show.

FIM went above and beyond expectations of what a "kids show" can be though. In that way Pony Life is a step backward, but it could have been worse. It's energetic and colorful with no substance but I'm sure that's all it was trying to be.}}
{{quoteboxyellow|You’ll speak different when you hear babies literally egging upset and crying over how awful it is. Nobody is mindless or soulless.}}

Nep-Leijon (@ShippersDesigns):
{{quoteboxpurple|so you admit the show is for babies and you watch it? Also babies dont comprehend shows being good or bad}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I got news for you: between Gen 1 and Gen 4, MLP is not for babies; it is for us Nerds and not brain dead. And @Hasbro had better listen on that nobody is brain dead, and they need to keep up with the better content that is in G4.

[[File:Nightstarprotestcard.jpg|300px]] [[File:Hasbroprotestcard.jpg|300px]] [[File:Executiveprotestcard.jpg|300px]] [[File:TSSSF MLPFim S 10 14.jpg|300px]] }}

==Pray to Chris Chan to cure viruses==
22 June

In response to [[Helena Fiorenza]] role-playing about sick Pokemon:

{{quoteboxyellow|Oh, swell. Well, fortunately, it can also take a deity with manifesting healing magic to heal them of such viruses. Pray to Chris Chan; she will be right over to manifest the cure and heal them.}}
==Zombies==
23 June

Helena G. F. (@PickinyFelliny):
{{quoteboxgreen|The walk of the brave ones. Acting lessons lasted a couple seconds and they were given clothes to be able to walk among the free roaming zombies.
So much fun!}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Thank Chris Chan C-197 does not have any zombie or virus problems at all. And I’m not counting the mess that was NALACakaNM before the soda rains.}}
==sanek==
23 June

[replying to a happy birthday message for Sonic]

{{quoteboxyellow|Happy Birthday, Senpai. 😊⚡️}}
==Sonic Boom==
23 June

WizardEli-Films (@WizardOfMagic11):
{{quoteboxorange|Without saying it's name, what's your favourite Sonic game?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|“Trouble keeps you running faster. 
Save the planet from disaster. 
Spinning through a world in motion. 
Take it all the way!”}}
''This is the "[[Sonic Boom]]" theme.''
==Huion ==
23 June

Pencil Sketch ✏🎞Microphone COMMIS OPEN (@vcm1824):
{{quoteboxpurple|So...I got myself a new drawing tablet!!!!
I got a Huion KAMVAS GT-221. It's slightly bigger than my old one and it has shortcut keys on the sides (which will take some time to get used to)
I actually drew this with the new tablet and I like it a lot!}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I think Courtney of #ProjectSNT has one of those; I remember she reviewed such a tablet in one of her redesign videos.}}
==medallions==
25/27 June

Pepperchu! (@pepperxhu):
{{quoteboxpurple|My shiny new [[medallions]]!! Thinking about making VHS... What do you think? [photo]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Very awesome. May I suggest coating them, fully, in dishwasher safe mod podge, or some epoxy; that way, they will last a Lot longer, and can be worn in the shower. ⚡️⚡️⚡️}}

Nep-Leijon (@ShippersDesigns):
{{quoteboxred|you...you dont wear jewelery in the shower...}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Oh? So, the Married Couples and Polyamorous Partners shouldn’t wear their wedding rings in the shower? Pfft.

Yeah, it is safe to wear jewelry in the shower. Okay? ⚡️⚡️}}

Helena G. F. (@PickinyFelliny):
{{quoteboxorange|One kinda take that stuff off when showering or washing dishes.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Well, if we’re gonna nitpick; one shouldn’t wear their @[[fitbit]] in the shower. That is more common sensible.}}

==check your city==
27 June

Jacob Sockness AKA the original Chris Kink (@JacobSockness):

{{quoteboxpurple|My friend Nick places Canterlot High at ARC in San Francisco. 1500 Howard looks like the the school in the show. Once things return to normal, I'll begin scouting for the portal in this city. You should check your city too.

{{quoteboxyellow|Actually Canterlot High and where Sunset and everyone are is in Maryland.

Not in California. }}

==aliens exist in C-197==
28 June

XenoEnthusiast (@EnthusiastXeno):

{{quoteboxorange|Hey chris do my aliens exist in C-197}} [draw of aliens]

{{quoteboxyellow|Yes, on another planet from Earth.}}

{{Social media}}

June 2020 social media posts

2020-06-29T00:31:29Z

Phykings:

{{ongoing}}
This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[June 2020]].

Posts are color-coded yellow to reflect his [[role-play]]ing as [[Sonichu]] during this month.

==Fantasy on exposing the trolls==
2 June

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, everyone. Sonichu, still here. A fated moment is upon us, as Mama and everyone else had foreseen and experienced before. Pretty much a Let-You-Know for now, but over the past couple of decades, Mama Chris Chan has been Trolled, Bullied, Blackmailed, Deceived, and all that.

No freaking surprises. But in her developing abilities, especially further developed over the past few years, she has learned from seeing into everyone’s intentions, for good, bad or indifferent, and everything else from throughout the farthest reaches of dimensions, space, and all time. So, with that, it comes to no surprise how often people often talk smack and shit behind Mama’s back online, yet they subconsciously mostly are genuinely concerned of her present well-being, as opposed to those few who genuinely want to see her fail.

With that, she even knows, personally, of those in the online communities, in addition to and aside from the Cwcki; there are literally those amongst her favourites in the Brony Community, some of the Analysts, in particular. She has been aware of those who wish to leech off of her success and misfortunes for their own personal gains, including @DHTDillinThomas and [[Ben Saint|@ItsAllSoUgly]], but she has been most kind with them and their doings, as theirs were a fated event that she had to witness for herself. Even amongst other individuals, of other [[Planet Dolan]], Sonic Fandom, Lego, and so on into all of the communities, either themselves, personally, with an online anon alias, or with the help of their mod squad (even SNT, herself, would give the person behind that a piece of her mind for talking ill of her, out loud).

But, I digress. In the days to come, while only the truest haters and bad cynicals will find chaos in their minds, but everyone will be considered and exposed. Including [ ], [ ], [ ], and you, [ ]. Even [[Null]] will be cowering before the judgment of the good deities, including Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, herself. That is all for now.

Stay Safe, and Zap It Up. ⚡⚡⚡}}

14 June

{{quoteboxyellow|The time has come to start listing out the back-talkers who have been speaking bad of Chris Chan Sonichu within up to the past decade. “Oh! A bunch of back-fighters, eh?” 😠⚡️ [image of the Three Stooges]

<nowiki>#</nowiki>BackTalkers: 
<nowiki>#</nowiki>SassoStudios 
@SonyShark 
@Erxjayakari 
@Mitzomozzorelly 
@Tape_guys 
@LastRewind 
@sonichureborn 
@HyperSonicPika 
@arielRosechu 
@TheAntiCpu 
@milk_cookies16 
@TransJENder_ 
@GbaJohn 
@kitty_blaq9 
@hairymug86 
@KaczmarekZack 
@VT_Studios 
@RealRosechu 
@Redemption4cwc

This is just the first part; there will be more back-talkers exposed.}}

==Sockess==
4 June
A reply to JSockess:

{{quoteboxyellow|Dude, #aquadiamond drew the art, but Mama, herself, typed up the flavour text. So, take it up with her after her return to 1218 on what she typed up.}}

==Divorce counsellor sonichu==

11 June
Replies to a woman who is going through divorce.

{{quoteboxyellow|You are not alone. 😊💛⚡

...

So I’ve read, and I was sorry to hear that. But know that you still have friends who will help you through this troubling time.

...

Well, you have me, and Mama Chris Chan will help you out. Besides, that dude didn’t deserve you to end up like this. It’s for the better. Count your blessings. 🌈⚡

...

Well, we love and care about you, too. We think of you every day with the Sonichu and Nightstar plushes. Anyway, Mama and I are here to offer our support for you.

Chris Chan Sonichu is watching over you.
⚡💙⚡}}

==Helena G. F.==

11 June
Helena G. F. (@PickinyFelliny):

{{quoteboxorange|I forgot there is more than a Chris. Which Chris?
}}
{{quoteboxyellow|The Prime of all Chris Chan Sonichus is on the C-197 side of the curtain. ⚡⚡⚡}}
==brielle ==

11 June
brielle (@BrieTea):

{{quoteboxgreen|warm up part 2! i was thinking about how much better @CPU_CWCSonichu's sona could look if she wasn't designed to be a sonichu... and not to toot my own horn but i was right 🙊
[drawing]
}}
{{quoteboxyellow|Yeah, only in another alt-Dimension does Mama transform into this unicorn with fists. I’ll give you two bolts out of three for originality and cuteness. ⚡⚡}}
==scooby==

11 June
Reply to @CosmicKeyframe, who asked for a new movie where shaggy becomes a werewolf.

{{quoteboxorange|Gimme a Reluctant Werewolf sequel, you cowards

Make Shaggy Furry Again

}}
{{quoteboxyellow|And leave out the car race; that felt needless.}}

==Dankula==

12 June
Count Dankula🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@CountDankulaTV):

{{quoteboxgreen|"Havent googled myself in about a year, maybe I'll try it again just once"

See you in another year

{{#ev:youtube|vdo9wVbq73g}}
}}
{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, @CountDankulaTV, I need to talk with you about local Guardian; please DM me as soon as you can. Thanks. ⚡⚡⚡}}
==RedVsBlue pt 3==

12 June
{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, everyone. Gonna be streaming the watch of [[Analysis Anarchy Reaction Livestreams|#TF2AnalysisAnarchy #RedVsBlue Part 3]] in about little over a half-hour from now on [[YouTube]]. With the iPad, I can actually have it kind of picture-in-picture, for once (although audio may be off-sync with the video on the iPad. ⚡⚡⚡}}
==medallion==

16 June
Pepperchu! (@pepperxhu):
{{quoteboxpurple|Sneak peek at my sonichu [[medallion]] i’ve wanted to make for a while, PLUS a little something else i’m working on...}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Very good job so far. ⚡⚡⚡}}
==My Two Bolts==

17 June
{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, everyone. [[Rosechu|Rosey]], [[Sylvana]] and I just listened to this video, and I will tell y’all straight up: what they say in this video, regardless of “scripted humor”: they actually are right for the most part about all of that.

{{#ev:youtube|zeOCVffczDo}}

For my personal two bolts: ⚡⚡
In actuality of the original FCs amongst us, when a reboot is made, we do not get physically altered to match the media, but rather those “reboots” are all literally accessing alternate dimensions other than [[C-197]]. But, we do feel the memories and presence of our respective new self-counterparts. It becomes a literal headache. For example, [[Sonic]], my [[anime|senpai]], still maintains his tan coloured arms. Since [[Sonic Boom|“Boom”]] Sonic was literally chronicled as residing in an alt-dimension from Senpai, he does not get as much of a memory and presence mental overload. But with the new movie, they actually explored a bit better into Senpai’s early days background, but he still maintains his tan arms. As for the internal electricity, he did not get that until the days and events chronicled in the game, Sonic the Hedgehog 3... the addition of the Lightning shield gave Senpai exposure to electrical powers, but not yet actual default abilities. Now, in late [[Sonichu chronology#2003|‘03]] into [[Sonichu chronology#2004|‘04]], Sonic did actually personally give me lessons on how to be a better runner and maneuvering of all of the various things.

Shoot, the days of me being a simple wild [[Pikachu]] were long gone, so I definitely benefited from the pointers and lessons. What I did on the right-after, that fateful day in Station Square, was on instinct; I didn’t really have a total conscious mastery over [[Sonichu's Edge|parkour]] yet, obviously. Anyway, Sonic taught me how to better maneuver, maintain my center of gravity while literally running on different axis and walls (not a total “Gravity Rush” gameplay experience, obviously). He even taught me how to break dance and other awesome and way past cool tricks. And we’ve hung out and worked together off and on since then. Sonic did pick up a bit of the electricity from hanging out with me, and it eventually manifest more within him alongside his stored [[Chaos Emeralds|Chaos Emerald]] energy. Yep, he started developing electrical abilities
...of his own. I, in return, gave him a few pointers on how to handle and utilize that power. He was making Thundershocks by accident in [[Sonichu chronology#2015|‘15]].

So, yeah, the one thing that Sonic did not have back in the early 1990’s that the movie-makers slipped into this new movie was actually a more present day ability of his.

With that example, in combination with what GiBi and his Doctorate Bro, y’all can take from that what you will.

Also, off-topic, Mcdichael’s dinosaur OC; there are some dinosaur OCs that exist in the present time along with the rest of us in C-197, but they’re mostly about average tall human height of around or at least six feet tall (from head to rear foot, and not counting the long-necked ones). Less in number are the dinosaur OCs that are of original massive heights as depicted in Jurassic Park. Those ...particular Dino OCs have to exist in their own island colonies, while also, at times, commuting to and with our other countries. So, on the comment of his T-Rex arms carrying a couple of us at a time, it does depend on his OC’s present location, but he’ll likely be on one...
...of those “Dinobot Islands” with others matching of his height and stature. Just a let-you-know on that.

Thank you both, GiBi and Mcdichael, for actually getting a lot of the details that Mama has been trying to relay to everyone else all this time right and spot-on. ⚡⚡⚡

I will also add that at the time when Mama was first getting the information and details of the Dimension Merge, she did have her initial doubts off and on, BUT she did not need to at all. The fuller details were being put into her brain some at a time, and when she was asked by those in this dimension, [[1218]], about specific details; she was not really sure, because she was still learning and getting used to her newfound abilities and powers at the time. So, yeah, point-blank, she did have to keep it vague, but everyone kept insisting, and it backfired on everyone when Mama actually gave a specific timeframe, because not everyone is meant to know well in advance the specific When of the main event and happening. It was wrong to press her on like that, and it remains wrong today to press on about that specific date details. Look in the worldwide news of the past months and recently, and y’all will see the significant artifacts and events being found, and the phenomenon that you certainly don’t see everyday in your dimension, here.

That is all from me for now. Check y’all later.⚡⚡⚡}}

18 June

Hero Reed (@HeroReed1):
{{quoteboxorange|I'm just waiting for people to draw sonichu in a school girl uniform calling sonic senpai we all know it's going to happen}}

{{quoteboxyellow|No shame from me on that. 😊⚡️
[[File:TSSSF Senpai What.jpg|300px]]
Though that lower-case “f”anfic will be up to that artist at this point. ⚡⚡⚡
}}

==Cher==
18 June

[video of Cher doing a medley of ''West Side Story'' and singing all the parts]

{{quoteboxyellow|That’s some pretty good editing on her crew’s part.}}

==Pony==
18 June

Lauren Faust (@Fyre_flye):
{{quoteboxgreen|Reviewing potential writers and got a "Pony Life" script as a sample. All was well until suddenly I read: "she facetimes with the other ponies on her tablet," --- it was like a brick in the head! Not judging, just surprised.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I don’t blame you; Mama, Nightstar and I voted heavy against #GOPony. We foresaw how bad it was going to be.}}

==tenderizer ==
20 June

Sweetie Bloom (@BronalystSweetB):
{{quoteboxorange|Got a meat tenderizer for my already nerdy kitchen. Whatcha think, @MLPSilverQuill ? 😉}}

{{quoteboxyellow|At least you didn’t go for the axe. Still, now there can be lightning in your meals.⚡⚡⚡}}

==MLP is not for babies==
21 June

LittleshyFiM (@LittleshyFiM):
{{quoteboxgreen|Pony Life seems like an okay kids show.

FIM went above and beyond expectations of what a "kids show" can be though. In that way Pony Life is a step backward, but it could have been worse. It's energetic and colorful with no substance but I'm sure that's all it was trying to be.}}
{{quoteboxyellow|You’ll speak different when you hear babies literally egging upset and crying over how awful it is. Nobody is mindless or soulless.}}

Nep-Leijon (@ShippersDesigns):
{{quoteboxpurple|so you admit the show is for babies and you watch it? Also babies dont comprehend shows being good or bad}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I got news for you: between Gen 1 and Gen 4, MLP is not for babies; it is for us Nerds and not brain dead. And @Hasbro had better listen on that nobody is brain dead, and they need to keep up with the better content that is in G4.

[[File:Nightstarprotestcard.jpg|300px]] [[File:Hasbroprotestcard.jpg|300px]] [[File:Executiveprotestcard.jpg|300px]] [[File:TSSSF MLPFim S 10 14.jpg|300px]] }}

==Pray to Chris Chan to cure viruses==
22 June

In response to [[Helena Fiorenza]] role-playing about sick Pokemon:

{{quoteboxyellow|Oh, swell. Well, fortunately, it can also take a deity with manifesting healing magic to heal them of such viruses. Pray to Chris Chan; she will be right over to manifest the cure and heal them.}}
==Zombies==
23 June

Helena G. F. (@PickinyFelliny):
{{quoteboxgreen|The walk of the brave ones. Acting lessons lasted a couple seconds and they were given clothes to be able to walk among the free roaming zombies.
So much fun!}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Thank Chris Chan C-197 does not have any zombie or virus problems at all. And I’m not counting the mess that was NALACakaNM before the soda rains.}}
==sanek==
23 June

[replying to a happy birthday message for Sonic]

{{quoteboxyellow|Happy Birthday, Senpai. 😊⚡️}}
==Sonic Boom==
23 June

WizardEli-Films (@WizardOfMagic11):
{{quoteboxorange|Without saying it's name, what's your favourite Sonic game?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|“Trouble keeps you running faster. 
Save the planet from disaster. 
Spinning through a world in motion. 
Take it all the way!”}}
''This is the "[[Sonic Boom]]" theme.''
==Huion ==
23 June

Pencil Sketch ✏🎞Microphone COMMIS OPEN (@vcm1824):
{{quoteboxpurple|So...I got myself a new drawing tablet!!!!
I got a Huion KAMVAS GT-221. It's slightly bigger than my old one and it has shortcut keys on the sides (which will take some time to get used to)
I actually drew this with the new tablet and I like it a lot!}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I think Courtney of #ProjectSNT has one of those; I remember she reviewed such a tablet in one of her redesign videos.}}
==medallions==
25/27 June

Pepperchu! (@pepperxhu):
{{quoteboxpurple|My shiny new [[medallions]]!! Thinking about making VHS... What do you think? [photo]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Very awesome. May I suggest coating them, fully, in dishwasher safe mod podge, or some epoxy; that way, they will last a Lot longer, and can be worn in the shower. ⚡️⚡️⚡️}}

Nep-Leijon (@ShippersDesigns):
{{quoteboxred|you...you dont wear jewelery in the shower...}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Oh? So, the Married Couples and Polyamorous Partners shouldn’t wear their wedding rings in the shower? Pfft.

Yeah, it is safe to wear jewelry in the shower. Okay? ⚡️⚡️}}

Helena G. F. (@PickinyFelliny):
{{quoteboxorange|One kinda take that stuff off when showering or washing dishes.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Well, if we’re gonna nitpick; one shouldn’t wear their @[[fitbit]] in the shower. That is more common sensible.}}

==check your city==
27 June

Jacob Sockness AKA the original Chris Kink (@JacobSockness):

{{quoteboxpurple|My friend Nick places Canterlot High at ARC in San Francisco. 1500 Howard looks like the the school in the show. Once things return to normal, I'll begin scouting for the portal in this city. You should check your city too.

{{quoteboxyellow|Actually Canterlot High and where Sunset and everyone are is in Maryland.

Not in California. }}

==aliens exist in C-197==
28 June

XenoEnthusiast (@EnthusiastXeno):

{{quoteboxorange|Hey chris do my aliens exist in C-197 [draw of aliens]

{{quoteboxyellow|Yes, on another planet from Earth.}}

{{Social media}}

Talk:Jacob Sockness

2020-06-28T05:50:31Z

Phykings: /* I am Sockness hear me roar! */

Chris and his ego

2020-06-28T05:26:18Z

Phykings: /* Origin of the God complex */

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{quote|Firstly, YOU WISH YOU WERE ME...|Chris, [[Mailbag 10#Rejected Mailbag|Mailbag 10 (Rejected)]].}}
{{quote|For every one that exalteth himself shall be humbled; and he that humbleth himself shall be exalted.|[[Chris and religion|Luke 14:11 (King James Version)]]}}

[[File:CWCnormanrockwell.jpg|thumb|right|A perfect rendition of our beloved author.]]

'''Egotism''' is the most important and self-destructive of Chris's flaws. It is this egotism that may one day lead to someone playing [[Kick the Autistic]] in real life.

[[File:ChrisSlimeComicP2.jpg|Chris strokes his ego by having two of [[Ben Saint]]'s characters admire him.|thumb|250px]]

[[Image:SchuComic0P44.jpg|thumb|'''Egotism''', (noun): the belief that your pain (getting kicked out of the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|mall]] for being creepy) trumps all others (divorce and loss of a beloved wife, children, and home).]]

==Origins==
{{Quote|When you don't have people in your life pushing you, can you push yourself?|[[Raspberry Swirl|Tori Amos]]}}

Why is Chris such an egotist? In his sheltered childhood, his enabling parents taught him to [[Chris_and_remorse#Shifting_blame|shift blame for all of his troubles]] to other people. A sense of entitlement, again homegrown, skewed his perception of the proportionality between his [[Stress|problems]] and those of other people. Chris doesn't completely lack empathy; he isn't a sociopath, but the internal 'scale' by which he weighs the importance of himself against that of others tilts far in his favor. The problem was compounded by his [[autism]], making it difficult for him to understand social cues and relate normally to his peers. [[Chris and reality#In the Real World|He grew up in a different world.]]

But that explains why Chris ''was'' an egotist, ''struggled with'' egotism, or ''has tendencies towards'' egotism. While Chris's childhood was less than ideal, it shouldn't have been quite so crippling. Time and experience should have helped temper his ego, and his [[Cole Smithey|half-brother]] supposedly suffered far worse and still managed to make something of himself. But Chris's development appears to have completely stopped altogether. His [[Wikipedia:Egocentrism|egocentrism]] has persisted well into his thirties when most children usually grow out of it around age seven. Chris is still an egotist because he lives in a social time capsule that has allowed him to carry on for over a decade without a single life lesson. And he still lives in that time capsule because it is easy, it is comfortable, and [[Anna McLerran|people]] [[William Elliott Waterman|let]] [[White knights|him]].

===The enablers===
[[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|Exhibit A.]]
{{quote|Drunk or not, they had me. At an old age where my mother was so close to menopause and my father was a senior citizen. [[Chris and reality|I was truly a miracle]].|Chris, [[Mumble 3]]}}

Chris's parents are [[enablers]] ''par excellence''. There is no earthly reason why (barring unrelated catastrophes) a grown man in his thirties with autism should live at home with his parents, especially when his autism is as "[[Slow-in-the-minds|high functioning]]" as Chris's activity and his documentation exemplify it to be. Adults with far more crippling psychiatric problems, from emotional disorders to mental retardation, live far more independently than Chris does.

For children like Chris, special education in public school is generally geared toward helping the child understand how their disorder affects their lives, and what strategies they can use to minimize its impact. This is a well-documented and well-supported strategy, but it relies on "buy-in." Chris's parents clearly never bought into these strategies, because they never fostered any interest in instilling any form of independence in Chris, thus undermining the entire regimen of special education and ending up with a man-child with entitlement issues.

===Monthly tugboat===
{{Main|Monthly Tugboat}}
{{Main|Chris and money}}
{{quote|My father helped me get my Social Security set up; I get more a month than I could at a job.|Chris, taking pride in being a lazy fuck.}}

Chris receives welfare from the government; a "[[monthly tugboat]]" as he calls it. Although intended to supplement the money he would receive at a low-paying job, Chris continues to abuse the welfare system because he is simply unwilling to work on anything except [[mass debating]], playing [[vidya]], and [[Love Quest|stalking young women.]]

Regardless of whether Chris is abusing the welfare system, his parents are abusing it through him, or the system itself is flawed, the fact remains that the monthly tugboat that he receives is a major factor in making Chris's lifestyle — and thus his world view — sustainable.

===Blind luck and the cherry-picking fallacy===
[[Image:SlamAttack.jpg|thumb|Local Boy Levels Up.]]
[[Image:391-SchuPVCCArticle.jpg|thumb|left|Article in PVCC's ''Forum'', proof that some people have too much time on their hands.]]
[[Image:Famewhore.jpg|thumb|McIntire Park.]]

A [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|contest]] or [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|two]] here; a [[Chris Chan in the PokéNews|9-second local TV blip]] there. The results are that outside events most people never experience have stroked Chris's already monstrous ego.

Consider that Chris has produced a ''huge'' volume of fan mail, letters-to-the-editor, [[Internet]] commentary, and other drivel, partially because he doesn't have much else to do. Each letter to [[Nintendo]] is a message in a bottle: most of them never return, but the one that does—on an official letterhead, and addressed to Mr. C. W. Chandler—is confirmation of his celebrity.<ref>[[An Official Sonichu Update]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Yeah...it says here that, uh, yeah...they—th—it goes on to say that:

:"Nintendo of America has some of the most devoted, enthusiastic fans of any game developer. Each week, they receive, uh, hundreds of thousands of suggestions about their games and systems. While they would love to, uh, use ideas from f—fa—from fans to develop actual products, due to the volume of the, uh, requests they receive and the resources it would take to process them, they do not accept unsolicited game or product ideas. But they are committed to being at the leading edge of game and hardware development, though, and they can be sure that they are constantly at work developing new and exciting products and game ideas."

Now, uh, here's the interesting part...where they quote about how I can actually...go further about ch—about them changing their minds and actually accepting the idea and helping me, uh, makin' it—makin' it totally real...with the video games and the TV animations and the action figures, and...officially-released—my personally-approved... medals... ''[...]'' they say that, uh, the best way to let other fans know about my idea or to generate hype about the future game I'd like to see is to post the ideas to the forums on their sites.}} 

[[Honor roll|The concept of form letters does not seem to occur to Chris]], who seems to think the letter was written specifically for him. As if Chris didn't think his material was golden to begin with, he got a second nod from ''Nintendo Power'' for his epic [[Animal Crossing Documentary]], and a page in the [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]'s ''Forum'' is just icing on the cake. Even before his e-fame, Chris had plenty of evidence to convince himself that he ''was'' creative, and not just a high-volume, whiny jerk that had pestered his way to acknowledgment. As he graduated from PVCC in [[2006]], his writing shows that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] was, in his mind, already tested: there was just some small threshold of notoriety or connections that needed to be breached, to become a true media sensation.

On top of that, Chris has a huge amount of free time to inject himself into situations like the [[McIntire Park]] meetings, which allows him to cherry-pick more moments of recognition. A tongue-in-cheek acknowledgment by the local council seems cute to us, but is serious business to him. And since Chris cherry-picks only the reinforcement that he wants, his legions of [[troll]]s just add to the fire. Delusion led him to believe that he had a legion of fans, for a time; a few hundred emails in his inbox confirmed it.

==Narcissistic personality disorder==

{{quote|I, was mistaken, but not wrong|Chris<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Mistaken_about_being_linked_with_Uzume</ref>}}

[[Image:Narcissus.jpg|thumb|A [[TRUE and HONEST]] depiction of narcissism.]]

It's possible however, that Chris suffers from [[Wikipedia:Narcissistic personality disorder|narcissistic personality disorder]].

===Origin of the God complex===
{{Main|Messiah complex}}
Due to people giving Chris money in exchange for trash, listening to his requests unconditionally, not holding him accountable for his actions and giving him false admiration and importance, his narcissism grew exponentially. Though there were others trying to show Chris the truth, break his ego and prove to him that all this admiration and adorement was just so they could laugh at his back, Chris did not listen, he called them trolls and went back to his "fanbase".

===Symptoms of his God complex===

====Inflated Self importance====
Chris has multiple times placed himself over others. In his comic book, he made his lovechild Sonichu a side character and made himself the protagonist. He changed the comic from the adventures of Sonichu to a hyperbolic account of his real life events such as when he was kicked out of the Wal-Mart, his arguments with Mary Lee Walsh.

====Entitlement====
Chris for a long time thinks he is entitled to things that he doesn't/cannot deserve. This is mostly due to his horrible upbringing by Borb who gave him whatever he wanted without question and praised him when he didn't deserve any. He thought he was entitled to an award for his art in High school and cried when he didn't win it. He thought he was entitled to a relationship and sex though he was a pathetic manchild which no woman would want. He felt entitled to toys and games even when he had no money to pay his bills.

====Deep need for admiration====
Chris has a need for admiration from his peers like most other humans but he has taken it to another level in some cases. He has tried to shoehorn his characters into the works of well to do artists such as Planet Dolan so they will accept him as a legit artist. He tried to gain the admiration of DoopieDoOver by talking to her on twitter and email then throwing money at her through patreon (not realising this will accomplish the exact opposite). He has tried to gain the admiration of Shigeru Miyamoto by sending him a list of all the video games and consoles he bought from nintendo.

====Alarming lack of empathy====
Chris being autistic has an impaired sense of empathy but this has gone to enormous levels due to him being coddled his entire life.

As you can see, these criteria describe Chris, right down to the sense of entitlement. Then again, many of the symptoms described match a typical diagnosis of autism. Still, he may have both, as autistic people aren't necessarily incapable of being humble. [http://samvak.tripod.com/journal72.html Further reading is required to confirm the difference.]

==Manifestations==
Chris's egotism manifests itself in a variety of ways.

===Unwarranted self-importance===
[[Image:Apology to Mary Lee.jpg|thumb|Very gracious.]]
{{See also|True and Loyal Fanbase}}
{{quote|I have had way over a million fans worldwide since I went online in before [[2000]].|-Chris, [[Mailbag 48]].}}

As overwhelming as Chris's unwarranted self-importance is, it's easy for the novice [[troll|observer]] to get lost in the sea of [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] shit and assume that he's just confident in his e-fame. "Of course," you say, "he's got a billion hits on [[YouTube]] and a thousand emails in his mailbox. He's going to think he's hot shit, like every other retard on the [[DeviantArt|internet]]."

But nothing sums up Chris's deep and abiding USI like this missive to [[Mary Lee Walsh]]:<ref>[[Mary Lee Walsh#Emails with Mary|Emails with Mary]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Mary, I've slept on it, and [[Chris's Wikipedia profile#The Continuing, Enduring Search|I have realized that note-hanging is not the way to get attention]]. And I don't really want to meet with either you nor Susan, no offense. I'll tell you what, let's forget the meeting, and if you will allow my newsletter to stay in distribution, I will do all of the following:

*I will never hang notes on the wall again.
*I'll consider stopping my Silent Treatment on Susan.
*I'll consider knocking you and Susan up my [[scale of Respect]] each by 2 points (0=No Respect...10=Respect).

Please reply via E-Mail.

Christian C.}}

E-fame just adds a whole new dimension. He was a misunderstood genius before; now he's a misunderstood genius with a personal army:

{{quote|III'M. WOR-KIN'. ON IT! LET ME DO THAT STUPID VIDEO SO I CAN TELL E'RRYBODY, IN MY COMMAND, TO GET EVERYTHIN'- HELP ME GET EVERYTHIN' OFF THE INTERNET!|Chris, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]}}

It's so bad now that when Chris meets someone new who claims not to know who he is, he seems skeptical and surprised.<ref>Exchange with the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]], [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Meet the Pickle .2801:21:44 - 01:25:29.29|Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>

{{quote|Y'all should know me by now, but if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, back on March 17th, 2000.|Chris, in his [[CWC's Second Message|second YouTube video]]}}

The instant gratification, instant acknowledgment, and instant attention—good or bad—that has come with his minor e-fame of the last few years has thoroughly convinced Chris that people ''do'' read everything he writes, and that his YouTube messages ''invariably'' get to his target audience.

{{quote|I realize I am famous like a princess|Chris on Twitter in October 2017}}

{{quote|Notable resident in Ruckersville, VA alongside a NASCAR racer, and about the 29,000th most popular individual in this world, so where is the Wikipedia Article about me? ⚡️💙⚡️|Chris on Twitter in August 2018}}

He also describes himself as "managing the varsity team"<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> in high school, when actually he was a waterboy.

But if, even after all of this, you're ''still'' not convinced that Chris has unwarranted self-importance issues, consider this little tidbit: he posted autographed pictures of himself on [[eBay]]. Looking like this<ref>[[:File:Chris-chan 010714.JPG]]</ref> [[Chris_and_health#Hygiene|no]] [[Sweetheart#Will_Chris_ever_have_a_Sweetheart.3F|less]]. Make of that what you will.

===Fixation on self-image===
Chris has created many avatars of himself through several mediums.

<center><gallery>
File:CWCPOGS.jpeg|As pogs.
File:Comic CWC.PNG|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]].
File:Chris Lego.jpg|As a Lego figure.
File:ThreePieceSetA.jpg|''Super Smash Bros.'' avatar for Christian.
File:ThreePieceSetC.jpg|''Super Smash Bros.'' avatar for Christine.
File:AmiiboSet.jpg|As [[Sonichu Amiibo|Amiibos]]. From left to right, Christian, Chris-chan Sonichu, Christine. Chris sold these through [[Etsy]].
File:Lego Christines.png|Another Lego figure of his 2015 [[Tomgirl]] self.
File:Cwc and vinyl dolls at Cville Pride 2016.jpg|[[Christine Doll]], pictured on left.
File:Chris skylanders avatar.jpg|''Skylanders'' avatar.
File:Skylanders swag.png|A shirt, card and 3D figure of his ''Skylanders'' avatar, costing him $90 from the company.
File:Cwc transformer1.jpg|As a Transformer.
File:Miss Night Star.jpeg ‎|As a ''[[My Little Pony|MLP]]'' character.
File:Christine Night Weston Star Chandler.jpg|It's just getting ridiculous.
File:Chris, Night Star Equestria Girls Mini dolls3.jpg|Christine Doll 2.0, next to Night Star, both blatant self-inserts.
File:ChrisFunkos.jpg|As Funkos.
File:Chris's ego, TSSSF card.jpg|As a [[TSSSF]] card featuring many of his self-inserts.
</gallery></center>

===Persecution complex===
[[Image:Issue4.jpg|thumb|Saint Christian the Martyr, walking through the shadow of the valley of death.]]

Chris has a lot of problems, and even the ones he "takes responsibility for" are still "out of his hands". His [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|school]] was [[Kick the Autistic|mean to him]], he didn't deserve that [[Song of Christian|F in English]] or the one in [[CADD Chef|CADD]], ''and'' he doesn't deserve the 24/7 [[trolls|trolling]], among other things.

And if that wasn't enough, he thinks every authority figure in the land is conspiring against his [[Love Quest]]:

{{quote|Then in Mid-October, the Quote/Unquote "Dean of Student Services," Mary Lee Walsh, approached me and pulled my sign away from me and told me, "You're NOT ALLOWED TO FIND TRUE LOVE HERE." MY HEART WAS SHATTERED that very moment.|Chris, on his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Enter_the_Wicked_Witch_of_the_Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens|Wikipedia userpage]]}}

It doesn't help that he's engaged in a [[Family Guy|quagmire]] of a war against the [[homo]] rumors that those DAMNED TROLLS keep spreading about him, with a second front versus the [[Chris and copyright|copyright]]-violating [[Liquid Chris|thieves]].

{{quote|It's out of my control! I don't know where to go! I DUNNO KNOW WHERE TA GO!|Chris, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]].}}

In a [[100 2178|May 8 video]], Chris blames the Greene County's school board for pretty much every misfortune in life -- from being banned from [[The GAMe PLACe]] to becoming the social outcast that we all know and tolerate -- thereby cementing the notion that Chris will never take responsibility for his actions. The only time Chris had actually stepped up and admitted responsibility was the accidental formatting of his [[PS3]].

===Naïveté===
{{Main|Naïve}}

Chris's simple-mindedness and gullibility are legendary. Like [[George W. Bush]], he only deals in absolutes: either you're with him or you're against him. This has been very obvious in his answers to the [[Mailbag]], where he refuses to listen to any talk — even from professionals — about the similarities between [[Asperger's syndrome]] and autism, denies that there are any shortcomings in his work, and shrugs off any advice about how to improve his health or appearance, labeling anyone who suggests he has any kind of shortcoming a troll.

Chris equates honesty with [[Honest Content|divulging every last detail about his life]]. Nothing is too candid for Chris - getting haircuts, drinking his own [[navy]], [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shitting his pants]], or even giving away his phone number and home address! The only thing he hasn't done with wild abandon is give away his social security number, and when that happens, it probably won't be a surprise to anybody.

His gullibility is astounding. No matter how many times it's happened before, Chris is easily led around by trolls promising [[china]] or threatening his identity. The earlier trolling schemes (such as [[Blanca]], [[PandaHalo]] and [[Jimmy Hill]]) got Chris to jump through hoops and exposed so much information about Chris and his personality that they had to start [[CWCki|this very wiki]] to keep track of it all. Another example of Chris's gullibility is one Miss [[Jackie|Jacklyn Romy]], a 'sweetheart' Chris met earlier in 2011. Despite her obviously being a troll (proven by a mysterious leak of videos that were sent only to Jackie on [[February 2012]]), Chris has re-friended her on Facebook after blocking her the previous April. Only time would've told if we'd end up seeing Chris [[cosplay]]ing or [[Cakefarts|making an ass of himself]] again in a video aimed only at Jackie. Unfortunately, though, it appears to not have happened. It's pretty obvious that Chris had only done this because he believed that he would score with Jackie sooner or later.

In [[2009]] and [[2010]], Chris slowly began to "learn" to distrust trolls or to keep more of his [[PSN|information]] secure. However, many of his trolls believe this is akin to putting a shock collar on an [[Patti|animal]]. Eventually, to stop being shocked (not because they actually understand or care) an animal will start doing as it is told.

===Hubris: the pride before the fall===
[[File:Mother's day 2018 2.jpg|thumb|It's fair to say that Chris is a bit of a narcissist.]]
{{quote|I'd say... I'd say I'm all around. You see, the problem is that I have too many skills that I am good at. You might say that I am a jack of all trades and a master of none.|Chris, [[Mumble 3|right about that last part]]}}

Numerous times, Chris has shown that he believes he has powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal [[slow-in-the-minds|autistics]]. In fact, so much so that this attitude has transcended mere hubris, instead it more resembles mental illness: not only is Chris convinced that his [[Chris and writing|writing]], [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|musical]] [[Guitar Hero|talents]], and [[She Came for CWC|art]] are without peer, he also believes he has supernatural powers along the lines of [[Chris and religion|Wicca or Voodoo]].

And he doesn't just have the power to create: his is also the power to destroy. This line of thinking is exemplified by Chris's acceptance that [[Ryan Cash]] committed suicide just because he withheld ''Sonichu'' updates, and would worsen when he believed that his [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] actually caused [[Liquid Chris]] and Mary Lee Walsh to have some sort of horror befall them.

But those are just the most insane moments of cognitive dissonance. What about the time he went into hysterics when he didn't get recognition for his art at high school graduation?

{{quote|I should have been Highly Recognized for my ARTISTIC TALENTS I showed in my Many Art Classes for the Award Ceremonies before Graduation Day. I felt crestfallen greatly from not getting recognized for any of my Talents. I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!|Chris, on his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Graduation|Wikipedia page]]}}

Or his reaction to losing the [[Adam Stackhouse|Parappa Contest]]?

{{quote|So that SWORN ON MY AUTISM, JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED TO THE SEVEN PEOPLE OF THOSE FOUR VIDEOS!!!!|Chris, on the [http://web.archive.org/web/20070830114517/http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm Sonichu Site]}}

[[Image:How chris sees himself.jpg|thumb|What Chris sees when he looks in the mirror.]]

All of the above is consistent with the behavior of small children, who, isolated from the real world by a lack of comprehension and limited mobility, believe themselves to be godlike beings. This belief is gradually destroyed as the child goes to school and encounters outside authority, leading to their acknowledgment of the fact that they are, in fact, ordinary people. Of course, since Chris is not only autistic but also extremely sheltered, he still manages to cling to this belief by focusing on specific aspects of his life and constructing elaborate fantasy worlds. This is also probably why he sees mundane [[chores]] as [[Father Call|horrific trials of strength and will]]. In psychological terms, this can be referred to as ''psychological neoteny'', which is basically the retention of juvenile traits well into physical maturity.

Also consistent with his childlike mindset is his apparent belief that he has supernatural powers. In Freudian terms, this is referred to as ''omnipotence of thought''. Basically, in the same way he does with religion, Chris cherry-picks elements of his life to validate his fantasy of control, which is more systematically displayed in the Sonichu comics. Taking this into consideration, it's likely that [[Magi-Chan]] is yet another Mary Sue for Chris, serving as a kind of avatar for his desire for ultimate authority. Why he felt it necessary to make [[Reginald Sneasel|yet]] another [[Sonichu (character)|character]] to fill this role is unclear, considering he's already established [[Chris-chan Sonichu|himself]] as the one true God of CWCville.

Another aspect of Chris's arrogance, and again caused by his childish way of viewing [[Virginia|the world]], is visible in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|a phone call]] with Alec Benson Leary, creator of [[Asperchu]]. In the call, it is obvious Chris does not follow a mature procedure for developing a stance on issues. Where normally an individual will learn information about the issue and from there decide how they feel about that issue, Chris does it the other way around and decides how he feels about something, then refuses to believe, understand, or even humor any evidence to the contrary. While most people have very strong beliefs in some issues, so much so that they automatically have a prejudice against people believing differently (e.g. [[Barack Obama|politics]], [[religion]], etc.), Chris has this perspective on everything. He takes a position on matters, then finds ways to back it up and ignores all evidence for the opposing viewpoint. This is called a ''[[Wikipedia:confirmation bias|confirmation bias]]''. For example, Chris has decided homos are bad, so he selectively finds [[Leviticus|information]] that backs up his stance on the matter and ignores anything anyone will tell him about why his homophobia is bad and makes him a bad person. He will then go as far as to pretend he can [[Sonichu_10#Curing_Da_Homos|cure homosexuality]] with his own blood. Unless disliking homosexuals means he [[I'm Sorry, Dude|may not get laid]].

This is most apparent when he takes two contrary positions about a similar topic. The obvious example of this is Chris's understanding of the way [[parody]] functions. Chris will defend his right to make Sonichu to the hilt by claiming it is a parody, but he then states that Asperchu is a bad thing because it is "a parody of a parody". As you can see, Chris has decided that he has every right to make Sonichu so he backs this up with statements about his right to parody existing trademarked characters, but conversely he has decided Asperchu is bad, so he supports this position by stating it is a parody of his legitimate work.

A literal example of the 'pride before the fall' would be Chris' series of [[Facebook]] posts between April and June of 2012. In [[April 2012]], Chris believed that he had utterly fooled the trolls when he made a [[Facebook#to_.40cogsdev_from_me.2C_.40CWCSonichu|series]] [[Facebook#Maniacal_Laughter_from_Who_now.3F_Oh.2C_wait.2C_It_Is_ME.21_.3E8D|of]] [[Facebook#Hey.2C_Trollies|posts]] mocking them. He even went so far as to post screenshots of the CWCki forum members talking about it. Note that in several of the screenshots, Chris believed that he had uncovered a scheme to start a poster campaign about him in [[Charlottesville]]. According to his [[Facebook#To_The_Trolls|Facebook post dated 4 June 2012,]] he had called the [[Jerkops|cops]], and basically admitted that he completely fell for it. He then recorded an [[Voicemail_greeting#4_June_2012|angry voicemail greeting]] before quickly deleting it. Compared to [[Voicemail_greeting#30_April_2012|an earlier voicemail he made]], one can clearly see how humbled he was.
[[File:The Captain congratulates Chris for 'providing a good service'.png|thumb|right|In [[Sonichu Special 5]], Chris found a way to twist a situation in which he was [[Guard Dogs|being helped]] into Chris himself doing the helping, ending up with him receiving praise from [[The Captain|a fictionalised version of one of the people trying to help him out]].]]
A more recent example of Chris's pride and ego superseding the efforts of people around him can be seen in [[Sonichu Special 5]], in which [[The Captain]] vociferously praises Chris, flanked by [[Sonichu (character)|his]] [[Rosechu (character)|creations]] - for 'provide[ing] a good service to us all in this world', when in reality, the opposite was true; Chris had been manipulated by the Idea Guys, and The Captain, a member of the [[Guard Dogs]], was the actual person providing said services in attempting to break Chris free of their influence.

===Materialism===
{{quote|I want Julie! Yeah, love is my first priority, but then- but then I want my stuff back!|Chris, caring more about his precious PSN Account and Sonichu website than his [[troll|sweetheart]].}}

It is clear that Chris is a materialist (a common symptom of Narcissistic Personality Disorder), buying and hoarding large amounts of crap that make him feel good about himself. He may even believe that his unhealthy amount of children's toys might attract a [[sweetheart]], when any human being would clearly see that this man is delusional. He also doesn't seem to have a problem with getting money for sitting on his ass, claiming he can get more from his tugboat than he could at an actual job. He has absolutely no concept of money, and believes he is entitled to everything he can buy. This stems from childhood, when Snorlax would take Chris to the toy store and encourage him to talk by giving him toys if he could read their names out loud.<ref>See [[1980s#1989|1989 in Christory]]</ref> Ever since, he's believed that just by being autistic, he deserves everything he can get his grubby hands on.

This mixture of compulsive hoarding, compulsive shopping, and autism is bad news all the way. He compulsively hoards all of his toys and video games because he wants to give them to [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(daughter)|his daughter]] in the future. He also seems to enjoy collecting things, which may explain why Pokémon appeals to him. Chris compulsively buys everything he can on the PS3, and is more concerned with trophies than actual gameplay. Most of the games he's downloaded have never been played. But the important thing is that he ''has'' it. Hoarding items in cases other than OCD is a sign of intellectual disability in older children. He may have inherited this behavior from his parents, especially Barb.

===Tender misanthropy===
A "tender misanthrope" is, by definition, "someone who despises humanity in general, but is ever ready to make an exception for the ''real'' people". In other words, an egotist who pretends to be benevolent. While it's obvious that Chris is an egotist, he truly believes that he's benevolent. He is the perfect example of a tender misanthrope, screaming death threats at what he knows of humanity (seeing as the only social contact he gets is from the [[Internet]]) while also believing that he is a kind, loving person who can [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|give advice]] and [[Pedofork|act as a role model for children]].

Another part of the definition states that "a tender misanthrope feels certain of being able to love real people if only they could be found - or, failing that,to transform existing false people into idealized ''real'' people through social and political programs of the tender misanthrope's own making". The way that Chris treats homos, seeing as he hates them all ([[Mailbag_53#Well,_that_makes_everything_better!|no matter what he says]]) and wants to turn them straight by placing them into co-ed prisons, reprogramming them into straights via concentration camps, or by creating a vaccine that "cures" homosexuality, certainly fits this description. The fact that he also generalizes trolls as homos also support this. If that does not convince you that Chris feels he can make people into what he can emotionally attach himself to, there are also other obvious examples in his unique delivery of his intentions.

===Disregard of rules of conduct online===
{{Main|Chris and the Internet}}
{{quote|DO NOT DELETE, NOR CENSOR, MY BOMBASTIC PROTEST!!!!!!|Chris, in [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#4 September|Encyclopedia Dramatica]].}}

Chris has little regard for the rules of online communities; when he joins up on websites, he tends to do things his way. He assumes that his own niche in these websites is under his absolute control: for example, he assumed that [[Wikipedia]] would allow him to post anything on his personal user page, or that Encyclopedia Dramatica would remove material critical to him if he just asked not-so-nicely. Sites like [[deviantART]] and [[YouTube]] allow community participation; Chris simply disallowed comments, or later on, just ignored every comment he received. Chris also assumes that when other people host websites for him (in case of [[CWCipedia]]), he's given the final say on all matters. His record for getting permabanned is currently at two weeks on [[Flipnote Hatena]] when he foolishly tried to re-upload Flipnotes that had been removed for breaking the rules (without bothering to find out why they had been removed in the first place). His Facebook account encountered a cycle in [[July 2015]] where it would be removed and put back up again; some of Chris's post contained sexual content, such as photos of lizards in amplexus, thumbnails of tribadism, screenshots of sexting, and a drawing in which he was drenched in lemonade through a china-shaped lemon--his description for the picture ''bragged'' about how [[JERKS]] would be offended by it.

===Paranoia===

[[File:BKYA_Quite_Possibly_A_Troll.png|thumb|right|Quite possibly a troll.]]

One of the worst things that comes out of Chris's ego is his bloated sense of paranoia. As mentioned above, Chris has taken to withholding certain information from trolls like an animal being shocked by a shock collar. However, this line of thinking has pushed Chris into believing that the entire world is out to get him. In the early days, it was simple - Jerkops and Mary Lee Walsh were conspiring to stop him from succeeding in his Love Quest. However, after the incident with [[The Wallflower]] and the realization that there are entire webpages devoted to him, it's caused him to see things in a bigger, yet disturbing picture.

As such, Chris has decided to become a recluse, refusing to make friends with anyone unless he knew him in the real world. However, this is a double-edged sword as Chris refuses to interact with anyone in the real world as well. In the real world, if someone spotted Chris and knew him by name, even if they had heard of him from whatever remaining place is left for him to go to, he panics and runs, fearing that the person is actually a troll seeking to spread more information about him across the Internet. As well, if someone wanted to contact Chris through other means, even if that person had no idea who Chris was or what Sonichu was or anything that the trolls had done, Chris will shut them out because he doesn't know who they are and thus, has relegated them to the title of "troll".

A perfect example of this was revealed in a series of Facebook screenshots. While eating at a [[McDonald's]] restaurant, an employee of Burger King spotted him, acknowledged him, then went to mess with his cell phone. Chris went into panic mode, assumed that the worker was actually a troll, then thought the man was "communicating with his own kind" by hopping on a forum. He then proceeded to photograph the man, and talk about him behind his back on Facebook, [[Chris and hypocrisy|ironically doing what he feared the 'troll' would do to him.]]

===Surrendering Information===
{{main|Chris and journalism}}

If there is one thing that Chris's ego would simply not allow, it's suppressing himself from giving away too much information about himself. If he feels that bragging about something would give him a one-up against the trolls or make himself look good, he'll freely announce it for everyone to hear. The most glaring example of this is this entire wiki, which was created using a lot of information provided by Chris himself. Back in the day, Chris viewed himself as an extremely popular internet celebrity with a 'true and loyal fanbase', and, as such, would divulge a lot of information about himself so people would know him better (inclusive of [[Dox|personal information]] that nobody in their right mind would give away). However, there are times when he would do the opposite and [[Honest Content|surrender information that would make him look horrendously bad]], sometimes without provocation. His enthusiastic revelation of his own [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|fecal incontinence]] is the shining example of this.

Whilst this practice has diminished in recent times with Chris making himself scarce out of fear that trolls would have more [[Tomgirl Pictures|ammo]] to use against him, his habit of needlessly surrendering information still manages to surface. For example, when he claimed to [[Mia Hamm|lose his virginity]], he couldn't help but announce it on his Facebook page, all the while swearing up and down that he would never divulge any details about it to the trolls. Mere weeks later, more details emerged on Facebook, leading to speculation that he actually bought a hooker (since we all know the [[Megan|inevitable]] [[Kacey|end]] result of his Sweetheart Search), which he ended up confirming on 1 May, (along with attending a 'Mythbusters' tour, something which wasn't even brought up but still revealed anyway) all the while claiming to remain button-lipped on the matter. Only time would tell if and when Chris finally reveals everything to silence his nay-sayers. After all, it wouldn't be the first time it's happened. Sure enough, in December 2014, a leaked account of Chris's experience with the hooker was released on the [[Kiwi Farms]]. He just never learns.

In 2013, Chris's habit of needlessly surrendering information returned with a vengeance. Chris threw a temper tantrum on Facebook, and many would have assumed that it was [[Chris and Anger|business as usual]], ''until'' Chris made the fatal mistake of revealing the reason why he went on the warpath; somebody had uploaded his status updates (complete with the ones that were hidden) onto [http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ an Imgur account.] Aside from the usual whining about how lonely he was, these screencaps not only revealed what he was up to in the silence between 2011 and 2013, but also uncovered a very ugly side of Chris. One post in particular revealed that he was angry at the fact that [[Mimms]] had a girlfriend, and demanded that somebody should ''kill her'', simply because Mimms was a "JERK." The fact remains that the one who revealed all of this unsavory information was not the trolls, as Chris would try to have you believe, but ''himself.''

The next year, Chris encountered a man trying to put out a brush fire near his house. However, he believed he was trying to make it even worse, and thus uploaded the [[Brushfire Video]], wherein he wound up dropping the address of the [[Rental House]] in the video title.

===Fishing for sympathy===
{{quote|I... am so... smart! And yet I still have to- still learn everyth- I still n- have so much to learn.<ref>[[CLog 08142017 - More Positive Content]]</ref>}}

In many conversations with Chris, there have been quite a few instances where he would outright fish for sympathy, in the hopes that people would take pity on him and, in so doing, make him feel better about himself. One such example is the Father Call, where Chris constantly talks about the "trials and tribulations" in his life to an unimpressed [[Matthew Devoria]], from whom he was trying to seek approval to date his daughter (note that said "trials and tribulations" amounted to housework and being teased on the internet.) In his [[Jackie_E-mails_23|later E-mail exchanges]] with Jackie, Chris is quick to paint himself as a misunderstood victim whenever Jackie rips him a new one over issues such as his habit of [[Lie|lying]], being a hypocrite and even being [[Women%27s_rights|inconsiderate towards her]]. Even in recent times, he has not cut out this habit, his Facebook entries blame his trolls for making his life a living hell, one in particular lamenting that nobody cares about him except for his own mother.

The attention he gets from his mother, Barbara Chandler, and his friend, Anna McLerran is textbook mollycoddling at best. Chris has spent his entire life being catered to by his parents (notably well past the point of social acceptance), to the point where he depends on them to bail him out of the [[Money#Credit_cards|numerous]] [[The_Game_Place|messes]] he gets himself into. It comes as no surprise, then, that this, combined with his [[autism|being autistic]], has poisoned Chris's mind into thinking that this is how everybody should treat him, by default. And if people don't see things his way, he'll be more than happy to point out the heavy burdens he faces daily, almost as if he expects them to instantly take back their mean, mean words and feel sorry for him.

The habit of wanting sympathy is so ingrained in Chris that he instinctively hedges when he makes a positive statement about himself. An example is from a video in which he said, "I am so smart," and immediately followed by downplaying it and saying he still had much to learn.

==War against the ego==
One of the main forces opposing Chris's ego are the white knights. These misguided souls have attempted to get Chris to understand that what he's doing is ridiculous and that he needs to grow up. Instead, he brushed them all aside, assuring himself that he was TRUE and HONEST, and could do no wrong. One of the more popular white knights, [[Vivian Gee]], [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|became a troll]] when she couldn't get through to Chris.

When asked to get [[Chris and psychology|real, psychiatric help]], Chris has said that his church counselor, [[Rocky Shoemaker]], is enough for him, and that she could do so much more than someone with ''an actual degree in that field.'' He seems to believe that because her title includes the word "counselor," she is every bit as qualified as a real doctor (the fact that most pastoral counselors see people for free probably helps as well, since Chris would never spend part of his precious monthly tugboat on something useful when there are video games to buy).

There were even some instances where it seemed that the trolls had made a breakthrough by [[Heart level|breaking Chris]], only for him to get right back up again and continue with his antics. An example of this would be Kacey, who led Chris on for a while until she dropped the bombshell that she was going to marry Liquid Chris, but not before having her father point out every single thing that is wrong with Chris. A normal person would have been utterly devastated by this turn of events, and some would even use the experience to better themselves. Chris, on the other hand, perked right up when he [[Red_Letter_CWC_Certified_Day|obtained a letter 'validating' Sonichu]], forgetting about Kacey in mere days, just like she had predicted.

==Examples of Chris's ego in the real world and in the comic==
[[Image:SchuComic8P68.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Jiggliami]] sums it up nicely.]]
{{Main|Examples of Chris's Ego}}
{{Clear}}

==References==
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{{Chris and}}

June 2020 social media posts

2020-06-28T05:07:47Z

Phykings:

{{ongoing}}
This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[June 2020]].

Posts are color-coded yellow to reflect his [[role-play]]ing as [[Sonichu]] during this month.

==Fantasy on exposing the trolls==
2 June

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, everyone. Sonichu, still here. A fated moment is upon us, as Mama and everyone else had foreseen and experienced before. Pretty much a Let-You-Know for now, but over the past couple of decades, Mama Chris Chan has been Trolled, Bullied, Blackmailed, Deceived, and all that.

No freaking surprises. But in her developing abilities, especially further developed over the past few years, she has learned from seeing into everyone’s intentions, for good, bad or indifferent, and everything else from throughout the farthest reaches of dimensions, space, and all time. So, with that, it comes to no surprise how often people often talk smack and shit behind Mama’s back online, yet they subconsciously mostly are genuinely concerned of her present well-being, as opposed to those few who genuinely want to see her fail.

With that, she even knows, personally, of those in the online communities, in addition to and aside from the Cwcki; there are literally those amongst her favourites in the Brony Community, some of the Analysts, in particular. She has been aware of those who wish to leech off of her success and misfortunes for their own personal gains, including @DHTDillinThomas and [[Ben Saint|@ItsAllSoUgly]], but she has been most kind with them and their doings, as theirs were a fated event that she had to witness for herself. Even amongst other individuals, of other [[Planet Dolan]], Sonic Fandom, Lego, and so on into all of the communities, either themselves, personally, with an online anon alias, or with the help of their mod squad (even SNT, herself, would give the person behind that a piece of her mind for talking ill of her, out loud).

But, I digress. In the days to come, while only the truest haters and bad cynicals will find chaos in their minds, but everyone will be considered and exposed. Including [ ], [ ], [ ], and you, [ ]. Even [[Null]] will be cowering before the judgment of the good deities, including Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, herself. That is all for now.

Stay Safe, and Zap It Up. ⚡⚡⚡}}

14 June

{{quoteboxyellow|The time has come to start listing out the back-talkers who have been speaking bad of Chris Chan Sonichu within up to the past decade. “Oh! A bunch of back-fighters, eh?” 😠⚡️ [image of the Three Stooges]

<nowiki>#</nowiki>BackTalkers: 
<nowiki>#</nowiki>SassoStudios 
@SonyShark 
@Erxjayakari 
@Mitzomozzorelly 
@Tape_guys 
@LastRewind 
@sonichureborn 
@HyperSonicPika 
@arielRosechu 
@TheAntiCpu 
@milk_cookies16 
@TransJENder_ 
@GbaJohn 
@kitty_blaq9 
@hairymug86 
@KaczmarekZack 
@VT_Studios 
@RealRosechu 
@Redemption4cwc

This is just the first part; there will be more back-talkers exposed.}}

==Sockess==
4 June
A reply to JSockess:

{{quoteboxyellow|Dude, #aquadiamond drew the art, but Mama, herself, typed up the flavour text. So, take it up with her after her return to 1218 on what she typed up.}}

==Divorce counsellor sonichu==

11 June
Replies to a woman who is going through divorce.

{{quoteboxyellow|You are not alone. 😊💛⚡

...

So I’ve read, and I was sorry to hear that. But know that you still have friends who will help you through this troubling time.

...

Well, you have me, and Mama Chris Chan will help you out. Besides, that dude didn’t deserve you to end up like this. It’s for the better. Count your blessings. 🌈⚡

...

Well, we love and care about you, too. We think of you every day with the Sonichu and Nightstar plushes. Anyway, Mama and I are here to offer our support for you.

Chris Chan Sonichu is watching over you.
⚡💙⚡}}

==Helena G. F.==

11 June
Helena G. F. (@PickinyFelliny):

{{quoteboxorange|I forgot there is more than a Chris. Which Chris?
}}
{{quoteboxyellow|The Prime of all Chris Chan Sonichus is on the C-197 side of the curtain. ⚡⚡⚡}}
==brielle ==

11 June
brielle (@BrieTea):

{{quoteboxgreen|warm up part 2! i was thinking about how much better @CPU_CWCSonichu's sona could look if she wasn't designed to be a sonichu... and not to toot my own horn but i was right 🙊
[drawing]
}}
{{quoteboxyellow|Yeah, only in another alt-Dimension does Mama transform into this unicorn with fists. I’ll give you two bolts out of three for originality and cuteness. ⚡⚡}}
==scooby==

11 June
Reply to @CosmicKeyframe, who asked for a new movie where shaggy becomes a werewolf.

{{quoteboxorange|Gimme a Reluctant Werewolf sequel, you cowards

Make Shaggy Furry Again

}}
{{quoteboxyellow|And leave out the car race; that felt needless.}}

==Dankula==

12 June
Count Dankula🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@CountDankulaTV):

{{quoteboxgreen|"Havent googled myself in about a year, maybe I'll try it again just once"

See you in another year

{{#ev:youtube|vdo9wVbq73g}}
}}
{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, @CountDankulaTV, I need to talk with you about local Guardian; please DM me as soon as you can. Thanks. ⚡⚡⚡}}
==RedVsBlue pt 3==

12 June
{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, everyone. Gonna be streaming the watch of [[Analysis Anarchy Reaction Livestreams|#TF2AnalysisAnarchy #RedVsBlue Part 3]] in about little over a half-hour from now on [[YouTube]]. With the iPad, I can actually have it kind of picture-in-picture, for once (although audio may be off-sync with the video on the iPad. ⚡⚡⚡}}
==medallion==

16 June
Pepperchu! (@pepperxhu):
{{quoteboxpurple|Sneak peek at my sonichu [[medallion]] i’ve wanted to make for a while, PLUS a little something else i’m working on...}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Very good job so far. ⚡⚡⚡}}
==My Two Bolts==

17 June
{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, everyone. [[Rosechu|Rosey]], [[Sylvana]] and I just listened to this video, and I will tell y’all straight up: what they say in this video, regardless of “scripted humor”: they actually are right for the most part about all of that.

{{#ev:youtube|zeOCVffczDo}}

For my personal two bolts: ⚡⚡
In actuality of the original FCs amongst us, when a reboot is made, we do not get physically altered to match the media, but rather those “reboots” are all literally accessing alternate dimensions other than [[C-197]]. But, we do feel the memories and presence of our respective new self-counterparts. It becomes a literal headache. For example, [[Sonic]], my [[anime|senpai]], still maintains his tan coloured arms. Since [[Sonic Boom|“Boom”]] Sonic was literally chronicled as residing in an alt-dimension from Senpai, he does not get as much of a memory and presence mental overload. But with the new movie, they actually explored a bit better into Senpai’s early days background, but he still maintains his tan arms. As for the internal electricity, he did not get that until the days and events chronicled in the game, Sonic the Hedgehog 3... the addition of the Lightning shield gave Senpai exposure to electrical powers, but not yet actual default abilities. Now, in late [[Sonichu chronology#2003|‘03]] into [[Sonichu chronology#2004|‘04]], Sonic did actually personally give me lessons on how to be a better runner and maneuvering of all of the various things.

Shoot, the days of me being a simple wild [[Pikachu]] were long gone, so I definitely benefited from the pointers and lessons. What I did on the right-after, that fateful day in Station Square, was on instinct; I didn’t really have a total conscious mastery over [[Sonichu's Edge|parkour]] yet, obviously. Anyway, Sonic taught me how to better maneuver, maintain my center of gravity while literally running on different axis and walls (not a total “Gravity Rush” gameplay experience, obviously). He even taught me how to break dance and other awesome and way past cool tricks. And we’ve hung out and worked together off and on since then. Sonic did pick up a bit of the electricity from hanging out with me, and it eventually manifest more within him alongside his stored [[Chaos Emeralds|Chaos Emerald]] energy. Yep, he started developing electrical abilities
...of his own. I, in return, gave him a few pointers on how to handle and utilize that power. He was making Thundershocks by accident in [[Sonichu chronology#2015|‘15]].

So, yeah, the one thing that Sonic did not have back in the early 1990’s that the movie-makers slipped into this new movie was actually a more present day ability of his.

With that example, in combination with what GiBi and his Doctorate Bro, y’all can take from that what you will.

Also, off-topic, Mcdichael’s dinosaur OC; there are some dinosaur OCs that exist in the present time along with the rest of us in C-197, but they’re mostly about average tall human height of around or at least six feet tall (from head to rear foot, and not counting the long-necked ones). Less in number are the dinosaur OCs that are of original massive heights as depicted in Jurassic Park. Those ...particular Dino OCs have to exist in their own island colonies, while also, at times, commuting to and with our other countries. So, on the comment of his T-Rex arms carrying a couple of us at a time, it does depend on his OC’s present location, but he’ll likely be on one...
...of those “Dinobot Islands” with others matching of his height and stature. Just a let-you-know on that.

Thank you both, GiBi and Mcdichael, for actually getting a lot of the details that Mama has been trying to relay to everyone else all this time right and spot-on. ⚡⚡⚡

I will also add that at the time when Mama was first getting the information and details of the Dimension Merge, she did have her initial doubts off and on, BUT she did not need to at all. The fuller details were being put into her brain some at a time, and when she was asked by those in this dimension, [[1218]], about specific details; she was not really sure, because she was still learning and getting used to her newfound abilities and powers at the time. So, yeah, point-blank, she did have to keep it vague, but everyone kept insisting, and it backfired on everyone when Mama actually gave a specific timeframe, because not everyone is meant to know well in advance the specific When of the main event and happening. It was wrong to press her on like that, and it remains wrong today to press on about that specific date details. Look in the worldwide news of the past months and recently, and y’all will see the significant artifacts and events being found, and the phenomenon that you certainly don’t see everyday in your dimension, here.

That is all from me for now. Check y’all later.⚡⚡⚡}}

18 June

Hero Reed (@HeroReed1):
{{quoteboxorange|I'm just waiting for people to draw sonichu in a school girl uniform calling sonic senpai we all know it's going to happen}}

{{quoteboxyellow|No shame from me on that. 😊⚡️
[[File:TSSSF Senpai What.jpg|300px]]
Though that lower-case “f”anfic will be up to that artist at this point. ⚡⚡⚡
}}

==Cher==
18 June

[video of Cher doing a medley of ''West Side Story'' and singing all the parts]

{{quoteboxyellow|That’s some pretty good editing on her crew’s part.}}

==Pony==
18 June

Lauren Faust (@Fyre_flye):
{{quoteboxgreen|Reviewing potential writers and got a "Pony Life" script as a sample. All was well until suddenly I read: "she facetimes with the other ponies on her tablet," --- it was like a brick in the head! Not judging, just surprised.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I don’t blame you; Mama, Nightstar and I voted heavy against #GOPony. We foresaw how bad it was going to be.}}

==tenderizer ==
20 June

Sweetie Bloom (@BronalystSweetB):
{{quoteboxorange|Got a meat tenderizer for my already nerdy kitchen. Whatcha think, @MLPSilverQuill ? 😉}}

{{quoteboxyellow|At least you didn’t go for the axe. Still, now there can be lightning in your meals.⚡⚡⚡}}

==MLP is not for babies==
21 June

LittleshyFiM (@LittleshyFiM):
{{quoteboxgreen|Pony Life seems like an okay kids show.

FIM went above and beyond expectations of what a "kids show" can be though. In that way Pony Life is a step backward, but it could have been worse. It's energetic and colorful with no substance but I'm sure that's all it was trying to be.}}
{{quoteboxyellow|You’ll speak different when you hear babies literally egging upset and crying over how awful it is. Nobody is mindless or soulless.}}

Nep-Leijon (@ShippersDesigns):
{{quoteboxpurple|so you admit the show is for babies and you watch it? Also babies dont comprehend shows being good or bad}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I got news for you: between Gen 1 and Gen 4, MLP is not for babies; it is for us Nerds and not brain dead. And @Hasbro had better listen on that nobody is brain dead, and they need to keep up with the better content that is in G4.

[[File:Nightstarprotestcard.jpg|300px]] [[File:Hasbroprotestcard.jpg|300px]] [[File:Executiveprotestcard.jpg|300px]] [[File:TSSSF MLPFim S 10 14.jpg|300px]] }}

==Pray to Chris Chan to cure viruses==
22 June

In response to [[Helena Fiorenza]] role-playing about sick Pokemon:

{{quoteboxyellow|Oh, swell. Well, fortunately, it can also take a deity with manifesting healing magic to heal them of such viruses. Pray to Chris Chan; she will be right over to manifest the cure and heal them.}}
==Zombies==
23 June

Helena G. F. (@PickinyFelliny):
{{quoteboxgreen|The walk of the brave ones. Acting lessons lasted a couple seconds and they were given clothes to be able to walk among the free roaming zombies.
So much fun!}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Thank Chris Chan C-197 does not have any zombie or virus problems at all. And I’m not counting the mess that was NALACakaNM before the soda rains.}}
==sanek==
23 June

[replying to a happy birthday message for Sonic]

{{quoteboxyellow|Happy Birthday, Senpai. 😊⚡️}}
==Sonic Boom==
23 June

WizardEli-Films (@WizardOfMagic11):
{{quoteboxorange|Without saying it's name, what's your favourite Sonic game?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|“Trouble keeps you running faster. 
Save the planet from disaster. 
Spinning through a world in motion. 
Take it all the way!”}}
''This is the "[[Sonic Boom]]" theme.''
==Huion ==
23 June

Pencil Sketch ✏🎞Microphone COMMIS OPEN (@vcm1824):
{{quoteboxpurple|So...I got myself a new drawing tablet!!!!
I got a Huion KAMVAS GT-221. It's slightly bigger than my old one and it has shortcut keys on the sides (which will take some time to get used to)
I actually drew this with the new tablet and I like it a lot!}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I think Courtney of #ProjectSNT has one of those; I remember she reviewed such a tablet in one of her redesign videos.}}
==medallions==
25/27 June

Pepperchu! (@pepperxhu):
{{quoteboxpurple|My shiny new [[medallions]]!! Thinking about making VHS... What do you think? [photo]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Very awesome. May I suggest coating them, fully, in dishwasher safe mod podge, or some epoxy; that way, they will last a Lot longer, and can be worn in the shower. ⚡️⚡️⚡️}}

Nep-Leijon (@ShippersDesigns):
{{quoteboxred|you...you dont wear jewelery in the shower...}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Oh? So, the Married Couples and Polyamorous Partners shouldn’t wear their wedding rings in the shower? Pfft.

Yeah, it is safe to wear jewelry in the shower. Okay? ⚡️⚡️}}

Helena G. F. (@PickinyFelliny):
{{quoteboxorange|One kinda take that stuff off when showering or washing dishes.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Well, if we’re gonna nitpick; one shouldn’t wear their @[[fitbit]] in the shower. That is more common sensible.}}

==check your city==
27 June

Jacob Sockness AKA the original Chris Kink (@JacobSockness):

{{quoteboxpurple|My friend Nick places Canterlot High at ARC in San Francisco. 1500 Howard looks like the the school in the show. Once things return to normal, I'll begin scouting for the portal in this city. You should check your city too. }}

{{quoteboxyellow|Actually Canterlot High and where Sunset and everyone are is in Maryland. }}

{{quoteboxyellow|Not in California. }}

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2020-06-27T04:25:58Z

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Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight

2020-06-27T03:44:48Z

Phykings:

{{Deletedvideo}}
{{quote|9/11 was less of a tragedy than this show right now.|A caller trying to contact Noah.}}

On 19 [[April 2020]], Noah, confirmed [[ween]] and operator of the [[YouTube]] channel '''leftovermedia''', did a live interview with Chris and [[Charlottesville]]-based musician Max Mandu. Despite social distancing orders in place due to the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic, the interview was done in person, which the host even acknowledges at 39:15.

==Summary==
The interview is set up with Noah, Chris and Max sitting on a couch. At 14:35, the host Noah introduces Max Mandu normally, but then introduces Chris as "Sonichu in the body of Christine Weston Chandler" and refers to Chris as "Sonichu" for the entirety of the interview. After introducing the two, Noah then lets Max perform a song called "Malekai" with his harmonica and [[guitar]]. While Max performs the song, Chris is seen next to Max playing an imaginary guitar.

Max then finishes the song and begins introducing himself, but is interrupted by a caller who asks Chris about the due-date of the [[Dimensional Merge]]. The stream very soon turns into [[Ween|people]] spam-calling over Skype to ask Chris about Sonichu, the Merge, the [[Chaotic Combo]] and various other things.

Chris then asks Noah to mute the calls and Max goes back to introducing himself, but is once again interrupted by more calls coming in. For the rest of the interview, Chris larped about his delusions, the Loyal Fanbase including a few enablers and weens called in, Chris left his mic on while he went to the bathroom, and Max suffered on the inside until he finally decided to leave at the 1:02:00 mark.

Over time, it became increasingly clear that the interview was set up by Noah to harass Chris (primarily through refusing to block other [[ween]]s attempting to spam the phone, which some viewers suspect was set to automatically answer any incoming calls) and show up Max, a move that was met with significant amounts of criticism by viewers both on YouTube and elsewhere.
== Noah's Response ==
Ween Noah later gave his input on the live stream.

{{quoteboxred|i see a lot of people saying i was trying to use chris or something. however, i've been irl friends with chris for like a year and a half now and this was always set up to be a show with both of us since we first started talking about it.

to address the comment about putting a woman on the phone: even the caller and his fiance knew it was a joke. what is this 1930? of course it's a joke to ask to put a woman on the phone. unwedge your panties.

also, i have no interest in owning chris. the main joke of the stream was that max and chris would be in the same room, and max was under the assumption this was a local variety show. it was supposed to be a trainwrek and it was. only real technical issue was forgetting to set up skype correctly, but calls were an afterthought.

i produced a trainwrek for the internet to enjoy and i am being told i was just trying to get clicks on "my show"... lol...

glad at least some people enjoyed it, chris being one of them.

ps, max got paid for the appearance.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-live-stream-1pm.68553/post-6320248</ref>}}

==Max's Response==

Max Mandu gave his official response to the stream on his YouTube channel stating he was left in the dark about the nature of the interview.

{{quoteboxred|Hi folks. As newcomers to my channel may be aware, I was recently involved in a video that turned out to be the work of a troll and con artist. It's clear it was an attempt to humiliate me. I would like the record to show that I had no knowledge of the show's format or the other guest before I went on. I did speak to the host beforehand to confirm details, but he purposefully misled me. I wholly condemn this and regret my involvement.

My alarm bells were going off the whole time I was there. I wish I had left sooner - I only didn't because in such an unexpected scenario, I didn't know how to react.

I'm immensely thankful for all the kind messages of support I have received as a result. It goes to show that the good in the world will always outweigh the bad. This has not discouraged me from pursuing music; rather, I am all the more determined to continue practicing my art and putting positive content out into the world.

If you would like to hear more of my studio recordings and support me directly, you can stream or purchase my music on Bandcamp: https://maxmandu.bandcamp.com/

Thanks for your support!
- Max<ref>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI5HdYHj9yIaZpcyrc2sQvg/community</ref>}}

==Video==

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| name = Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE | Leftovers Tonight
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| stardate = 19 [[April 2020]]
| subject = {{Comics|text}} {{Other|text}}
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| shirt = A Sonichu and Rosechu Valentine
| saga =
| previous = [[Analysis_Anarchy_Reaction_Livestreams#Reaction_Video:_Red_Vs_Blue_Part_1|Reaction Video: Red Vs Blue Part 1]]
| next = [[Analysis_Anarchy_Reaction_Livestreams#TF2_Analysis_Anarchy_Red_Vs_Blue_Part_2_Reaction_Video|TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 2 Reaction Video]]
}}

===Transcript of "Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight"===

{{Transcription}}

0:00:00 - [''A piano cover of the Green Hill Zone theme from Sonic the Hedgehog loops while the stream waits to start.'']

0:14:34 - [''Fade in to Noah sitting on a couch. A disturbing drawing of Chris as a bodybuilder hangs behind him. Chris's arm is visible at the edge of the frame.'']

'''Noah''': Hello everybody, and welcome to Leftovers Tonight. Today I have assembled some of Augusta County's most talented people to discuss their art and their careers. Starting today is musician Max Mandu, who is a local talent out of Charlottesville. He's going to be playing a little ditty for us, and then we'll speak with Sonichu, in the body of Christine Weston Chandler. All of this coming up shortly after a musical, uh, song by Max Mandu. Alright Max.

00:15:12 - '''Max''': Alright, thank you. [''Max begins playing guitar/harmonica. Chris begins moving his lower leg in rhythm with the song.''] This song is called Malekai.

[''A Skype call can faintly be heard coming in. Max continues unfazed. Chris does air guitar.'']

00:19:19 - [''Max finishes the song.'']

'''Noah''': Wow, that was really good.

'''Max''': Thanks a lot!

'''Noah''': Thank you very much for that. That was really good. (to <s>Chris</s> Sonichu) What did you think of that?

'''<s>Chris</s> Sonichu''': Loved it! Very tuneful.

'''Max''': Thank you very much!

'''Noah''': It was very tuneful. That's very--that's true. So, uh, Max, tell me a little bit about, you know... You can put your guitar away and all that.

'''Max''': Sure.

'''Noah''': Tell me a little bit about your career.

'''Max''': Alright, for sure. So, I am Max Mandu. I'm from northern Virginia. I live here in Charlottesville now.

'''Noah''': [''Points at camera.''] You can look at...

'''Max''': Oh, this one. Alright.

0:19:50 - [A Skype call comes in.]

'''Noah''': Oh, we have a caller!

'''<s>Chris</s> Sonichu''': Call on line one!

'''Noah''': Hello, caller, can you hear me?

'''Caller 1''': [''The speaker is a distance from the microphone, impacting the audibility of the call.''] Yes, I can hear you, how are you?

'''Noah''': I'm great. How are you?

'''Caller 1''': I'm good. Um, I understand that you have, uh, Christine Weston Chandler on the show right now?

'''Noah''': Uh, no, we actually have Sonichu in the body of Christine Weston Chandler on the show right now.

'''<s>Chris</s> Sonichu''': 'Ello, 'ello!

Caller 1: Alright, um, yeah. I just have a question. So, um, what is... Do you have a new date for the [[Dimensional Merge]] at this time?

[''Sonichu raises Chris's hands in defeat and sighs.'']

'''Noah''': So, I don't know if the audience could hear that but they asked if you have a due date for the original Merge.

'''<s>Chris</s> Sonichu''': Yeah, not an exact due date but-- [''another Skype call starts to come in''] it's in progress and incoming... We can't take too many incoming calls!

'''Noah''': I'm just gonna merge 'em all. Everyone can speak at the same time.

'''<s>Chris</s> Sonichu''': Oh, boy. And now this talk show really gets crazy 'cause '''I PUT THIS LINK UP''' [[Chris and reality|'''ON MY TWI'''-- on the Twi-- on Momma's Twitter account]].

'''Noah''': Yeah, you put it on the Twitter, so now everyone's joining.

'''<s>Chris</s> Sonichu''': (laughs) This'll go for more than an hour!

'''Noah''': Well, is the caller still there?

0:21:02 - '''Caller 1''': Now, with that being said, [''call connects to the stream's audio and becomes more audible''] um, what is, where is Christine at this time, uh, Sonichu? [''Max looks slightly annoyed.'']

'''<s>Chris</s> Sonichu''': Okay, so...

'''Noah''': We're at, uh, a studio location.

'''<s>Chris</s> Sonichu''': Yeah, we're at a studio location in Virginia right now.

'''Caller 1''': No! No! No! Like, like--

'''<s>Chris</s> Sonichu''': I got the question--

'''Caller 1''': I, whenever--

'''<s>Chris</s> Sonichu''': Momma is in [[C-197]] in [[Barb|a future version of this body]]. And, in my body is a future version of myself, and eventually [''another call starts coming in'']
== External Links ==
[https://www.dropbox.com/s/wyx9brftq9k5rks/Chris%20Chan%20%26%20Max%20Mandu%20LIVE%20%7C%20Leftovers%20Tonight%20-%20%20-%202020-04-19%2011-27-27.mp4?dl=0 Backup]
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Messiah complex

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{{Protip|Like [[Chris and coping]], this page is based on amateur analysis, and should not be treated as a professional diagnosis.}}
A '''messiah complex''' is the mental state of those who believe they are, or will become, saviors. Symptoms of this started appearing alongside his worsening narcissism and increase in maladapative [[coping]] mechanisms.

In the latter half of the 2010s Chris increasingly started resorting to his fantasy world as a way of [[coping]] with the pressures of [[reality]] and, after being influenced by the [[Idea Guys]]' cult-like grip, (who utilized [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|a parody series about video game deities]] to [[manipulate]] Chris), he gradually built up a belief that these deities really existed in another dimension, and copied the lore about them to make up an imaginary counterpart of himself with their powers, [[CPU Blue Heart]]. Chris also attempted without success to orchestrate a [[Dimensional Merge]] to unite himself with said counterpart to gain an array of godlike powers, all as a maladaptive coping mechanism against his bleak life.

==Origin of the Messiah complex==
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Chris's messiah complex grew out of two already existing problems Chris had, namely his ([[narcissism]]) and his maladaptive coping mechanisms.

Chris always believed he had certain magic powers; he used to curse people he didn't like ([[JERKS|men]]) and bless people he liked ([[women]]). Due to trolls acting like these curses actually caused them misfortune, Chris got the confirmation that some of his powers were real. He also thought God and Jesus had a special intrest in his life and were appearing in his dreams to help him.

In his comics Chris gave himself god like powers to beat up the people he didn't like and change IRL situations where he was punished by authorities to a situation where he won against the authorities i.e, a Mary sue. For a long time comic Chris and real Chris were separate individuals in Chris's mind, but with the coming of the ([[Idea Guys]]) and ([[Teen Troon Squad]]) the line between reality and fiction got blurred and he mixed himself and his self insert up.

As he had to prove to the fans that his newfound magic powers were real, he came up with the most rational solution he could think of; the dimensional merge. This helped blow his messiah complex out of proportion.

==Dimensional Merge==
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The Merge is a concept where two dimensions, one where Chris is a loser and another where he is a god are merging where the end result is a single Chris with godlike powers. He created the concept of the merge to make people believe he has real life powers and answer why his powers are being activated after 38 years of his miserable existence. A paradox arises when one realises that Chris started the merge using his powers but the merge granted him those powers in the first place.

This was most likely created as a means of coping from his life where he was the man of the house and had to take care of his mother, pay bills and do tasks he considers to be stressful. He also used the merhe to justify why he does nothing daily and to give himself hope that things might get better in the future.

To stroke his ego and get confirmation that the merge is happening he made his fictional characters worship him, for him these characters are living and their worship is equivalent to worship by actual people. Seeing this, many enablers also started worshipping him to get on his good side. Due to all this reaffirmation in his believes he started thinking he is a god.

==Examples of the Messiah complex==
*Phrases such as "Oh, My Chris Chan!"<ref>[[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History#Mentions by Chris]]</ref><ref>[[:File:CWC GoPony reaction.jpg]]</ref> and "Chris Chan Sonichu is watching over you"<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1271137941411299330</ref> - replacing the word "God" with his nickname.

*Asked people to pray to him multiple times.

*Has said he is looks over others lives to make sure no bad happens to them (though one person he was looking over did get divorced)

*Claims to make sure (many) people don't die of [[COVID-19|diseases]].

==See also==
*[[Chris and his Ego]]
*[[Chris and religion]]
*[[CPU Blue Heart]]
*[[Chris and coping]]

==References==
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