Yawning Squirtle

2010-03-08T20:45:33Z

Pikaoh: /* Political career */

<center>[[Image:Yawning_Squirtle.jpg|FEELS GOOD MAN]]</center>
{{quote|*YAWN*|Yawning Squirtle's eternal message to the world}}
[[Image:CrystalSquirtle.png|thumb|[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] buys all her weed from Yawning Squirtle.]]

'''Yawning Squirtle''' (also known as '''The Squirtle Who Yawned''') is arguably [[Chris]]'s only creation that isn't complete shit. First depicted in [[Sonichu 8|Issue 8]], stoned out of his mind.

In a [[CWC Blog]] post from [[CWC_Blog#12_January_2010|12 January 2010]], Chris attempted to curb Yawning Squirtle fandom by stating that Yawning Squirtle was caught by a [[Pokémon]] trainer.

==Political career==
Rumors have been circulating that Yawning Squirtle will be running against [[Christian Weston Chandler]] as mayor of [[CWCville]], on a platform of marijuana legalization. CWCki reporters tried to contact Squirtle with some questions, but apparently there are no telephones underwater. Plus, Squirtle was probably 2 high 2 reply.

==Chris on Yawning Squirtle==
On at least three instances, Chris has tried to underplay Yawning Squirtle's importance in the comics. Chris has later stated that he assumes that YS is fighting for a trainer now.

{{quote|The WAILORD who dropped the rock onto the mother Swampert and the Squirtle who Yawned are ONLY Individual characters who I originally had NO plans on putting into future stories, so ASSUME that the two were BOTH caught by Pok'emon Trainers in Pok'e Balls and now the two are fighting with their trainers in Pok'emon Battles.|Chris on Yawning Squirtle, [[CWC_Blog#12_January_2010|CWC's blog, 12 January 2010]]}}

Fans strongly disagree with this interpretation, opting for Sean August Watley's [[Fan:Moon-Pals|Moon-Pals]] depiction of Yawning Squirtle spending his days on [[The Moon]] getting high with [[Boulder Dropping Whale]] and [[Bill the Scientist]].

==Images and shoops==
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Image:Yawning_Squirtle.jpg|Original
Image:Yawninsquertaljpg-1.jpg|Inevitable rule 34.
Image:Schucomic9page59ic1copyhg7.jpg|Lolwut.
Image:Yawning_squirtle_card.jpg|Original character, do not steal.
Image:Yawning Squirtle KKK.png|Squirtle!!!
Image:1230345505120if5.jpg|Fffrustrated Yawning Squirtle.
Image:1230345505120.JPG|More Fffrustrated Yawning Squirtle.
Image:Call.jpg|Oh dear...
Image:Shoop.jpg|He's a firing his lazer...
Image:F advicesquirm 5ff7bca.jpg|Advice Yawning Squirtle.
Image:F advicesquirm 5c0df54.jpg|Moar Advice Yawning Squirtle.
Image:F advicesquirm fd4a802.jpg|Even moar Advice Yawning Squirtle.
Image:B08c8baa1b.jpg|Who's [[Silvana]] been hanging with...
Image:332mij9.jpg|He came.
Image:300yawnsjpg.jpg|Yawning Squirtle in Sparta.
Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|Yawning Squirtle 2.0
Image:Modern Squirtle.JPG|Perspectives on Modern Sleep 75
Image:DSC01318.jpg|Faggot cosplaying Yawning Squirtle.
Image:Yawning Squirtle by Zom-39A.jpg|Artist's depiction.
Image:Cheers04.jpg
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Boulder Dropping Whale]]

==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pkqt1yeHPwU CWC Drawing- Yawning Squirtle Pt 1]

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Cherokian Clan

2010-03-08T07:10:16Z

Pikaoh:

[[Image:CherokeeChris.jpg|thumb|right|Chris celebrating his Cherokee ancestry by donning traditional clothing.]]
[[Chris]] claims to have at least one ancestor who is Cherokee. Thus, the '''Cherokian Clan''' is the tribe he believes this ancestor belongs to. The ancient exploits of the clan figure heavily into the mythology of the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comics.

The primary rival tribe of the Cherokian Clan was the [[Wasabi Clan]], which Chris stole from ''Naruto''.

==Fictional history==
[[Image:Chrisansestore.jpg|thumb|right|Cherokians have heads bigger than their torsos, arms thicker than their legs, and still manage to wear ill-fitting clothing. Seriously.]]
[[Image:160-ChrokiChanCard.jpg|thumb|...and they have MyLittlePony fursonas.]]
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Apparently living in what is now [[Virginia]] many centuries ago, the Cherokians (pronounced /tʃəˈɹɑkiən/ - chuh-rock-ee-uhn by Chris) possessed considerable mystical powers and skill for prophecy. The Cherokee leader, Christian's ancestor, wore a coveted [[Cherokian crown]] which somewhat resembled the ears of [[Sonichu]], suggesting that there is more than meets the eye to Christian's creation.

The Cherokians and Wasabi fought frequently over both the crown and the Cherokian queen, whom the Wasabi leader wanted as his own. Despite this, the Cherokians and Wasabi joined forces to defeat and imprison their mutual enemy, [[Count Graduon]].

Recognizing that Graduon could someday again threaten mankind, the Cherokians wrote the [[Anchuent Prophecy]], describing the exact circumstances of Graduon's escape and the identity of the individuals who would summon the power to defeat him. The prophecy was locked away in the Destiny Cave somewhere near the future site of [[CWCville]], Virginia, along with the Fireshock Pendant and Lightning Bracelets that would empower two of the three "electric creatures" fated to stop Graduon.

==Seriously?==
Chris is among a very large number of Americans — most of whom aren't autistic man-children — who claim to have some distant Native American heritage. In particular, it is especially common for many white and [[Niggos|black]] people, and especially in the South, to specifically claim Cherokee heritage. How accurate all of those claims are is another matter. At least in some cases, it is more likely that the "Cherokee ancestor" is a cover for having a distant black ancestor (if the person claiming the ancestry is white) or white ancestry (if the person claiming it is black).

In Chris's case, it needs to be noted that he also claims to be descended from [[Anne Boleyn]], whose only offspring, as Wikipedia reminds us, died without children (...so, in a spiritual sense, he might in fact be ''her'' descendant; however, she chose to abstain instead of going on a [[Love quest|fucktarded wild]] [[Fuck quest|goose chase]]). And for someone who takes pride in his Cherokee ancestry, he is remarkably ignorant regarding actual Cherokees, who resemble Chris's Cherokees the way the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki resemble the American Godzilla remake. He depicts the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] as white and blue-eyed, referring to Cherokee artifacts, customs, and people with the dubious demonym "Cherokian," and, oh, ''slathering them in '''solid gold''' Sonichu-themed jewelery and armor.'' You know, like so many Indians were known to wear.

If you're surprised at the sheer ignorance someone can be of pop culture to the point of not picking up on Indian clichés, [[Ghostbusters|pay]] [[The Adventures of the American Rabbit|more]] [[Family Guy|attention]]. Further, given his notorious disdain for education, he either forgot or didn't pay attention to lessons on actual Native American history or culture, which is taught in most American elementary/primary schools. And last, he's a colossal narcissist, and so may think that his Cherokee (or, ahem, "Cherokian") ancestors were blue-eyed white men decked in gold because he's a blue-eyed white guy who doesn't have a breastplate made of solid gold, but would appreciate one if it could get him chicks. Which, admittedly, would be much more effective than [[Attraction Sign|his old methods.]]

In his defense, [[Chris's Big Night Out|recent events have shown]] that Chris takes his [[Alcohol|firewater]] about as well as the Indians did.

When a letter in the [[mailbag]] asked to explain his inaccuracies regarding the Cherokee people and how he came to presenting them in the comics the way he did, Chris offered that he didn't know as much about the Cherokees as he possibly could. He doesn't admit that he was blindingly, mind numbingly ''wrong'', simply that there might be a few facts he glossed over.

==The Cherokee respond to Christian's claims about his heritage==

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==See also==
*[[Cherokian Crown]]
*[[Wasabi Clan]]
*[[War Paint Video]]

==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUQ0O7gPKMA Cherokee Chris-chan]

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