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Paid Video Request Reminder

2016-07-30T02:31:24Z

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This is a video Chris uploaded on 26 July 2016. Notably, it is from [https://gaming.youtube.com/channel/UCN4fi8RjeYVVRbeavxeXffw an alternate account] he revived for evading his [[Paid Video Requests#Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies|two-week ban]] from uploading videos to his CwcvilleGuardian account.

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| name = Paid Video Request Reminder
| video = {{#ev:youtube|_ED9mgJetVk}}
| stardate = 26 [[July 2016]]
| maker = Christine Chandler
| subject = Money
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = Green robe
| saga = [[Financhu Crisis]]
| previous = [[Paid Video Requests#To Stephen.|To Stephen.]]
|next = [[Paid Video Requests#Machine Romans|Machine Romans]]
}}

===Transcript===

...aside from that, I would like to, uh, remind everybody that i do, uh, video requests upon PAYMENT...have it sent to me via paypal, to my email address,

Kacey Call 11

2015-01-06T22:37:27Z

Pineapple: red link

*[[Chris]] got an email saying [[Target]] was not going to hire him.
*Chris has [[Chris and Money|10 dollars in the bank]] but he's going to start saving!
*[[Kacey]] offers to coach Chris and help him save money.
*Talking about walking and working out.
*Chris volunteers to give Kacey a Q&A about [[autism]] for her Abnormal Psychology class. Kacey asks him for info right now about autism. Chris says that he'll only do it if the maximum is 500 words.
*Kacey asks if Chris ever uploaded essays from [[High School]] to [[CWCipedia]], he says he hasn't found them yet.
*[[Women's rights|Chris tries to push a relationship on her]], [[Friend zone|but she turns him down right away.]]
*Chris is going to take a yoga class. He heard about yoga from ''[[Wii]] Fit''.
*Chris says the last workout he had was standing on one leg for an ENTIRE ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' song!
*Chris is comparing ''Rock Band'' [[guitar]]s to ''Guitar Hero'' guitars. Kacey says she likes real guitars and likes it when guys write songs for her. Chris says he could play ''Guitar Hero'' for her, and he can write a song in ''Guitar Hero'' for her. Kacey isn't impressed and Chris doesn't understand the difference between the two.
*"I can be just as good in ''Guitar Hero'' as a real guitar."
*Chris walks around the mall for exercise. Five whole laps!
*Chris complains about the lack of male bras at J.C. Penny.
*[[Chris and health#Chris and hygiene|Chris didn't realize you can wash bras...]] [[Naïve|He believed you had to throw them away after three days of use.]]
*Kacey suggests for Chris to spray his bras with febreze. Kacey recommends lavender.
*Kacey says that she mixes her perfumes to smell better. Chris compares this to mixing food together at Country Cookin'.
*Chris says he was reading [[Playboy]] earlier and they had a ''[[Family Guy]]'' article.
*'''Chris complains that ''Family Guy'' was canceled originally because [[9/11]] distracted people from the show.'''
*Chris is upset to find out that Stewie is [[homos|gay]].
*Chris admits to reading ''Playgirl'' once.
*Kacey was uncomfortable with the subject, so they stopped talking about ''Playboy''/''Playgirl''.
*Kim convinced Chris to watch the news more often.
*Chris claims he is drawing more [[Sonichu]].
*Kacey says that she is excited for [[Vivian]]'s next audiobook. Chris gets stressed out.
*Kacey suggests to Chris to make his own audiobooks if he doesn't like Vivian's version.
*Chris talks about how he can't trust Vivian due to [[Clyde Cash]] being related. Chris complains about Clyde for a while, but then says that Clyde is dead now so it's okay. Chris says he is glad that Clyde is dead.
*Chris says that he never read [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World|Vivian's book]], and he gave it to [[Rocky]] instead.
*Chris is looking for new jobs. He says he can make 980 dollars a month without losing the tugboat.
*Chris is trying to get a discount at the gym by talking to his doctor.
*'''Chris sent a letter to his doctor about his [[penis]]. Letter included asking about if his penis being bent was okay, how to straighten it out, and trying to get penis enlarging medication.'''
*Chris asks Kacey how big Liquid's penis is. Kacey starts laughing really hard, and then says that it's 9 inches, thick, and it would hurt sometimes. Chris is amazed and sounds depressed and talks about how small his penis is.
*Chris is upset that Kacey said that she enjoyed [[Liquid]]'s cock.
*Chris admits that he is taking penis enlargement medication, and [[Honest Content|starts describing his duck in detail]] to Kacey.
*Kacey says she has to go, unless Chris has any more questions about Liquid's cock. Chris says no, and the call ends.

==Video==

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| Stardate = ???
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| previous = [[Kacey Call 10]]
| next = [[Kacey Call 12]]
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'''Kacey:''' Hey Chris! It’s Kacey, how are ya? 
'''Chris:''' Hi Kacey, I'm good, how are you? 
'''Kacey:''' Ah-I'm good. You know, just really busy with school and work. 
'''Chris:''' ...yeah. 
'''Kacey:''' Y'know, gotta make that money! Gotta save it up-up. (''Sound glitch'') 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, I will be saving up my self, y'know, after I get my- after I get one- after I get mah joooooooob, you know. Even though I, ah, received an e-mail from target saying they're not gonna hire me, because y'know, they got- they got enough people as it is right now. I'm sure they'll keep my, ah, file on record, until they find an opening. 
'''Kacey:''' Nolikeyeah, I think they do that, um, I think it's, uh, it's easier every 30 days or 3 months, it depends on the company. (''beat, Kacey continues at the same moment Chris tries to start'') So, speaking of money, are you doing OK, curbing your spending? 
'''Chris:''' (''grunt/sigh'') Yeah, I'm turning out ok. Yeah. 
'''Kacey:''' ...Uhm. I mean, you know, I'm really worried about that because, I mean, you know, wif what you've told me about how much you spend on videogames and everything, uhm, are you buying anything from the, you know, all that stuff right now, like any games, do you have any plans? 
'''Chris:''' Ahh, yeah, I have no plans right now, so I'm not expecting to buy anything at the... for.. for a while. I've got money- I got like about, ten- I've got like 'bout 10 bucks in the bank right now. I can always- I can- I can always deposit it. 
'''Kacey:''' Well, um, you know, I think I've been to harsh on you, so I want to help you, uhm, do you think, maybe, uhm, I can help coach you with these things, like, you know, like, maybe you could forward me, like, what you spend, like- we'd just start something small like the Play Station network, or something. Like, and I can coach you, I-I'm really sorry, I think I was too harsh on you. 
'''Chris:''' (''chirps happily'') Hmm. Okay, that sounds good. [''unintelligible''] Yeah. 
'''Kacey:''' Oh, awesome. Yeah, it's my way of an apology. 
'''Chris:''' It's okay, I mean, you don't have to apologize uh I mean you acted the way you did because you felt like you had to. 
'''Kacey:''' Yeah but [Chris talks over her] just forward me whatever purchases you make and um I will definitely help you. I'm happy you appreciate that. 
'''Chris:''' Okay. Yeah I'll [unintelligible] 
'''Kacey:''' Okay. 
'''Chris:''' Uh and my - I was doing a lot of walking today and lap - I did a lot of laps around the neighborhood. Instead of taking the easier counter-clockwise route around the uh 'hood I went clockwise and actually powerwalked the steep incline we have here. 
'''Kacey:''' Oh nice. How much is a lap for you. Is it like a mile or something? 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. I'm not sure what the distance is. I could probably measure it in my car. Uh of course I'm counting also going into the uh the little courtyard- the little courts y'know. It's like y'know the court. The into the. I'm actually going into those- 
'''Kacey:''' Uh huh 
'''Chris:''' Courts. Up and down them. 
'''Kacey:''' Well did you run or jog the whole time cause remember you just gotta get that heartrate up. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. I powerwalked. Today I powerwalked but yesterday I did some jogging in there as well. 
'''Kacey:''' I think you should look up how to get your heart rate up and where your heart rate should be. Because you just can't walk and I'm not there to show you obviously because I've got so much going with school but um if you Google it that should be awesome. 
'''Chris:''' Okay. Alright. Well let me ask you though. I thought of this question earlier. Uh yeah you're studying to be a nurse. Do you have to take any psychological type classes like y'know like any classes like a psychiatrist would have to take? 
'''Kacey:''' Oh of course. Um I'm actually in um 2nd Level Human Growth and Development this semester. 
'''Chris:''' Okay. 
'''Kacey:''' I mean a lot of it overlaps I mean I'll be taking Abnormal Psyche next semester. 
'''Chris:''' A normal... psyche class? 
'''Kacey:''' Abnormal? Like not normal. Yeah. 
'''Chris:''' Oh abnormal. Okay. Yeah well I have- I'll tell you what if you get to the part where they talk about Autism I could give you some- some information on that and probably help you with any essays you have to write or whatever. 
'''Kacey:''' Oh yeah. That would be interesting. Y'know get a little perspective maybe I'll get some extra credit. 
'''Chris:''' Alright. Yeah you know I mean it's too bad we couldn't plan the uh trips of you coming over here with your hanging out y'know between Labor Day weekend. 
'''Kacey:''' I know, I know. 
'''Chris:''' I mean- 
'''Kacey:''' I had to work all day so I mean but hey- making that money. But back to what you said about helping me with class. You can start whenever because even though I'm taking it next semsester that way I'll be prepared I mean. Why don't you describe Autism to me? You know give me a feel for it. 
'''Chris:''' Alright. I'll have to give it some thought but I'll have - write you a uh minimum 100 maximum 500 word essay about it. 
 '''Chris:''' ...That
 '''Kacey:''' Okay cool
 '''Chris:''' Of course you definitely can with a multi-pack, you know,3 packs for like 10 dollars. Least there-least there still-one o- still one over here still sells them for that price, 3 for 10
 '''Kacey:''' Oh I mean, uh, wash them
 '''Chris:''' I'm sorry, what?
 '''Kacey:''' You don't have to buy tons of them, you could just wash them. Like, I mean, unless you're doing it for style there's no reason to have a lot of them
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I currently have-I currently have 6, but I understand from my mom that I could wear uh, bra 3 underwear-a bra or underwear for 3 days, then switch over to the new ones
 '''Kacey:''' Well um also, with those things I know you've never used them before but you need to, you know, let them air out every night and um you know, um, I at [Chris: y-yeah] least rinse mine with you know a little bit of spray cleanser. You know maybe some febreeze, maybe, anything. But I mean I also wear perfume and stuff.
 '''Chris:''' Okay so wait a minute, uh, spray what with febreeze?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, use some febreeze. That would work.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah so wait a minute, you're talking about spraying the bra with febreeze?
 '''Kacey:''' Of course, you don't put that on your skin
 '''Chris:''' [laugh] Okay I just wanted to make sure I understood...mmkay febreeze. Yeah okay well I'm not sure we have any febreeze in the bathroom, but you know next chance I get I will definitely get some febreeze.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, cool. Awesome. Like they have different scents now that smell really good.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, what do you recommend, personally?
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] I like the lavender one, I love that one the most. It's one of the purple ones. There's a spring one and then there's a lavender one.
 '''Chris:''' I like lavender scent.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh cool.
 '''Chris:''' I have smelled lavender before and it does smell good.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah
 '''Chris:''' 'kay...that's good. 't's very good. We've found some common ground there, we both like lavender
 '''Kacey:''' [little laugh] It's not my favorite but it is one of them
 '''Chris:''' mmkay, one of them. Okay what is your top favorite scent?
 '''Kacey:''' Um...Probably...Either like a sandalwood amber thing, or vanilla.
 '''Chris:''' Vanilla is-vanilla is good. What's the other one you said, sandal with amber?
 '''Kacey:''' Sandalwood with amber.
 '''Chris:''' Oh. An-An. I'm sorry, andalwood?
 '''Kacey:''' Sandalwood.
 '''Chris:''' Oh okay
 '''Kacey:''' You know like sandals you wear on your feet? Yeah
 '''Chris:''' Ohhh, sandalwood, yeah okay. Sandalwood with amber. Okay.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I-I actually, um I have lots of different perfumes and I mix them and I layer them, but I make sure their scents all correspond.
 '''Chris:''' Wow you uh, you mix your own perfumes. [little laugh]
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah
 '''Chris:''' That's pretty-that's-that's very good, I mean uh...
 '''Kacey:''' That way when one wears off I've got another thing, it's really nice. But I mean men don't wear perfume, they wear like cologne and body spray and stuff.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah...(???)-mix things up I often like to uh mix things up-I often like to, uh, mix things up, like, you know, if I'm at my country club ??? golden corral, I-I sometimes like to mix things and, you know, mix food togeth-mix different foods-like y'know like a different combination of vegtables.Ok- Or, y'know, aside from a side but I mean like you know, maybe green beans, and corn, and cook-cooked carrots, whatever. Whatever they have there. Or you know, here's a fun-Here's a fun thing you could try: Mixing any-mixing-mixing any cooked vegtables in mashed potatoes.
 '''Kacey:''' I-I don't really like to mix my food. I'm just like that. I don't like cooked carrots either I think they're gross. I mean but I mean it's not the same as mixing.???-but I see what you're getting from. Like, um, I-I know people who do that all the time, but you know, I like to eat all my stuff individually. Unless it DOES go together.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I hear ya, that's good. Mmm. Mmkay. Okay, Well you know, just wanted to let you know, I was just reading an article about Seth MacFarlane, in, uh, this month's Playboy. You know, just talking about, uh, Fam- Just talking about Family Guy you know. You know ??? about-about ten years ago since it first aired just after Superbowl 33? And Seth MacFarlane just calls that ga-ns calls that-call that game boring.
 '''Kacey:''' [Sounds bored] Oh, really.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. He just calls the game boring, but, you know, and then it just-[mutters, as though reading off notecards]ah shoot, I mean, whaddya say about f-Family Guy and um...yeah I haven't s-well maybe I was just ??? but yeah [stops muttering] Yeah, he was prepped on the show-on the show was gonna be huge, and then...and then apparently had gotten huge numbers are

 '''Kacey:''' Well, when you finish a comic, I can't wait for the audiobook version, I think they're funny.
 '''Chris:''' ...You mean Vivian's audiobooks?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah! I love those, I'm so glad you showed them to me.
 '''Chris:''' ''[Stress pause]'' Yeah, I never authorized those audiobooks.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I think she did a great job. I think you should thank her, I mean, they're AWESOME.
 '''Chris:''' Hm.
 '''Kacey:''' And it's like free publicity.
 '''Chris:''' Mmm. Yeah... Ahhh, but still, so many things she's done against me.
 '''Kacey:''' Like what? I mean, I didn't see anything bad.
 '''Chris:''' Okay well how about that folder of her art I sent ya... The, uh, few comic pages where she mocked about me and my sw- My early days in my Sweetheart Search, like you know... You know, it's-
 '''Kacey:''' It's a parody, if you're gonna be famous you're gonna get parodies. I think it's great to go ahead and get them out of the way.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah but, still you know-
 '''Kacey:''' Just because somebody does a parody, doesn't mean that they hate you or anything, it's just, you know, it's publicity, come on. You've got to laugh at these things or else you're never gonna make it.
 '''Chris:''' Hm. Okay-
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, it's flattering. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
 '''Chris:''' Hm. Okay but you know I'm talking about the, uh, ones where she's got the Misdreavus in there with her. The Pokemon-
 '''Kacey:''' Still. You should just go with it, and be like "thank you for the free publicity". This is your show, so run it.
 '''Chris:''' Uh, "this is my show so want it"?
 '''Kacey:''' So RUN it. Run it.
 '''Chris:''' Uh...
 '''Kacey:''' Besides, it opens it up to more people. I mean if you don't want her to do it, you should make your own audiobooks. You should narrate them yourself.
 '''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah. I thought about that, but it's like you know... I'd ra- I'd rather actually have a- My- A woman to read the, uh, Rosechu parts. But unfortunately I don't have a-
 '''Kacey:''' I'd be happy to help. I can give you recordings.
 '''Chris:''' ''[Silence]''
 '''Kacey:''' But you know I'm really busy so I probably wouldn't be able to for a long, long time.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah... Okay, well I appreciate the offer. And I'll think about dat furder. But I think- But I was hoping, like you know, I could actually let my sweetheart do it, but like, unfortunately I just been having... the, uh...
 '''Kacey:''' Oh then I think you should wait, that's a good idea.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah, it's... Still so much- Still a lot for me- Still a lot of things for me to think. Umm... Yeah, but also, uh, cuz also, I think I have informed you about Vivian Gee being Clyde Cash's cousin.
 '''Kacey:''' But that doesn't mean anything.
 '''Chris:''' Clyde Cash was a major troll.
 '''Kacey:''' But, that doesn't mean SHE is.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah... Okay. But still you know, Clyde Cash, he was also the one- He was also the first guy that actually got into my- That actually hacked into my original hosting account on Tripod. And then the following one on-
 '''Kacey:''' How did he do it?
 '''Chris:''' He tried to... to turn the- turn the website around and make it look- make it look like- make it mock ME. He-
 '''Kacey:''' I mean how did he figure out your passwords and logins and stuff, did he hack it?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' How did he hack it?
 '''Chris:''' ''[Annoyed]'' I don't know how he hacked it.
 '''Kacey:''' Did you use an easy-to-guess password?
 '''Chris:''' No, I did not use an easy password. I don't even remember what the password was, now.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, okay.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah but anyways, then I- then I tried to like- then I tried using Yahoo!... I think it was. Or maybe it was something else I don't know, but anyway then he got in- But then he hacked into that as well, even on Godaddy- Even on my last attempt at- Even on the last attempt at on Godaddy dot com being the web host, he got into that as well. And then I-
 '''Kacey:''' Wow, he sounds very talented!
 '''Chris:''' Ugh... But anyway, you know, I- Anyway, after I got my Godaddy account back I just basically pulled the plug on the- Pulled the plug on the whole Sonichu site thing. And then supposedly he ki- And then, supposedly he killed himself. So I just assumed-
 '''Kacey:''' Oh...
 '''Chris:''' I just assumed that he's been dead for da few months. I think I sent you Vivian's ad- I think I sent you Vivian's address, if you wanna talk to her and verify.
 '''Kacey:''' That's... That's, um... I don't know what to say about that.
 '''Chris:''' Well you know, you could think- You know, no rush, you could think about dat furder. Um... Shoot, what was I gonna say- Oh yeah, yeah I just assumed that- I just, uh, assumed that he's been dead the whole time and GLAD that he's been dead.
 '''Kacey:''' Uh...
 '''Chris:''' Even Vivian- Even- Even Vivian agreed about- Even agreed on him being dead.
 '''Kacey:''' Then I guess he is, or... I don't know.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' It's a really bad topic.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. It was a bad topic. But you know, I mean like you know, I had to recall cuz you know...
 '''Kacey:''' I mean it's so sad when someone kills themselves.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, it was just- It was just to verify the whole troll- The trolling situation there. From him, and... You know and also like you know, Vivian did write a book and she sent me a copy of it. I think it was called "Da Girl who Ruled Da World". Uhhh, don't tell Vivian, but I never actually read the book. Even though I told- Even though I told her- Even though I lied to her and told her that I read it.
 '''Kacey:''' You shouldn't lie, that's horrible! What if it's a really good book, I mean didn't we talking about this before? Why would you do that?
 '''Chris:''' Hm... It was like, uh, tryin'... I was like, I dunno. I don't remember. It was in the conversation, we were just talkin', and then you know... Yeah, I just- I just did not feel comfortable with saying like, you know, "Oh, I haven't read it", and den she would be encouraging me to read it, but anyway, then anyway- Uh, currently the uh, book is on loan to Rocky, she hasn't given it back to me yet, and she's just had an appendix operation. She's read, uh, she's read, uh, a whole chunk of da book, and it's mostly mockery- mockery against me anyway. Mockery against me and my Sonichu characters.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, like I said, it's probably just free publicity. So, I think I mentioned before I wanted to read it, but you should read it first. You have to read it before you judge it, I'm pretty sure we talked about this.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah we're talkin' about- We're talkin' about Vivian's book, right?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' Okay. Yeah after I get it back from Rocky I'll be sure to read it.
 '''Kacey:''' You should probably get it back very soon.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. M'kay. Alright, so... Yeah, you did not have any classes today, so you just had work?
 '''Kacey:''' Yes. I worked and studied.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, that's good, did you have a good- You had a good day, I guess?
 '''Kacey:''' Well, it was work, you know, so... I just worked.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah... Puttin' a little more bread on your own table for yourself.
 '''Kacey:''' Mm-hm.
 '''Chris:''' Very commendable.
 '''Kacey:''' So uh, how's your job search going besides, uh... besides Target?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah I got another application to uh, go back online and fill in. But... But yeah, you know, at least I'm making- But yeah, you know, I'm making progress. Eventually, I'll get- Eventually... You know, I'll get da message saying like you know, "Yeah you're hired, come in for the in- or, come in for the interview".
 '''Kacey:''' Hm.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' You should, uh, call in and ask.
 '''Chris:''' Okay.
 '''Kacey:''' You know, make sure they got the application.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah that's a good idea, okay. Yeah. Alright I will do that, I will make calls and find out for certain.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, you know, show them you're interested.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Especially- Especially since I know well- I know very well that I can make 980 dollars a month without it affecting my Social.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, you're pretty lucky.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Oh by the way, uh... Yeah I'll let you know- I'll probably let you- I'll probably let you know about this- I wrote up my list of questions to, uh, my Doctor McGovern... Uh, you know, things that uh, you and me and Kim, we talked about a little bit. Um, I wrote 'em out in a letter but unfortunately I was gonna deliver it today, but the office was closed for Labor Day, so...
 '''Kacey:''' Mm-hm?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, considering my next- Considering my next trip downtown would be Wednesday for the yoga session, I'll drop it off on Wednesday.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh cool, are you gonna send me the questions?
 '''Chris:''' Oh, sure, I'll get- I dunno, would you like me to?
 '''Kacey:''' Um... Sure, why not?
 '''Chris:''' Well-
 '''Kacey:''' I just thought that was why you mentioned it.
 '''Chris:''' Well, no, I mean- I just- I'm just bringin' it up as like, you know, just... You know, just lettin' you know that I'm gonna be inquiring about all that with- with my doctor, sure. Anyway let me- Anyway, I- Anyway... Anyway, basically currently it's five questions, uh... First one is about the, uh, gym membership discount.
 '''Kacey:''' Mm-hm...
 '''Chris:''' And then the second one's a question about, uh, whether I should get back on the Paroxetine or not. But I mean, I don't- I mean, I think I've been okay with- Off- Off it, you know. I feel like I've been better, but it's like, uhh... I felt more- I feel a little bit more vulnerable to stress, but with uh, practicing the stress ma- More- With more practicing the uh, stress management techniques, I feel like I'm about starting to regain emotional control over dat.
 '''Kacey:''' So that was your anti-depressant?
 '''Chris:''' The, uh, Paxil originally, but then I switched over to Paroxetine... Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, well I mean, are you not taking it anymore, 'cause I mean...
 '''Chris:''' Yeah I have not been taking it for a month.
 '''Kacey:''' Well I mean if you're so stressed all the time then maybe you should. I mean, that should be up to your doctor, you should ask him that.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Alright... And then I asked- And then I asked him further about the uh, Lipitor... You know... Uh... I don't remember da question, I've already sealed the envelope. And it was just- It was just- And I have it on my- I have it- I have it on my bed in front of me, and... Hm. I guess I could- I guess I- I guess I can rip it open and send you the questions, anyway. But I'm just lettin' you know in a nutshell.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay.
 '''Chris:''' And then like you know- And then the fourth and fifth questions are about my, uh, penis. Number four being about like you know, whether it should be level, or- or- Or, you know, if bent is normal. Or if like you know, if there's a way of straightening it- Of leveling it out. And then the second question is about like you know, getting a prescription to a penis extension medication pill... That sort of thing.
 '''Kacey:''' ''[Awkward pause]'' Okay.
 '''Chris:''' Yep. ''[Another awkward pause, as Chris prepares to ask what he's always wanted to ask]'' Ahh... Okay, I'll just go ahead and get it out of the way - How BIG was Chris's penis?
 '''Kacey:''' WHAT??!? What??
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, I just- I asked you- I just asked you, how big was Chris's penis?
 '''Kacey:''' ''[Laughing]'' That's a really odd question for you to ask me... Um, but I'm just gonna go ahead and tell you, It was definitely, um, a little around nine inches.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, now I- Okay, shh... I mean, REALLY? Nine inches??
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah... You know, sometimes it hurt, but you know, it was good, and it was thick.
 '''Chris:''' Shoot, mine only gets, like, six to seven inches...
 '''Kacey:''' ''[Laughing]'' I'm sorry, it's just a weird question...
 '''Chris:''' I mean, I just felt like I had to know.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean... Okay... Why do you need to know? I mean, I thought you weren't interested in other people's penises, but just tell me, why'd you need to know?
 '''Chris:''' I mean like, who was the, uh... Supposed- In that sense, who was the bigger man, there.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I guess he won that. But I just- I don't- Okay... I mean, it was just nine, thick, and straight. It was there...
 '''Chris:''' Okay. Well like, you know, while I'm feeling discomfort in that...
 '''Kacey:''' You're the one who asked about how he rocked my world with it!
 '''Chris:''' Well I did not- I did not necessarily ask how he rocked your world with it, I was just asking how big it was.
 '''Kacey:''' I- Well, I mean, come on... I mean you opened that up.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, okay, but it's like you know... Alright I just pretty much established this with Kim, but... I definitely have an insecurity... And- And that's one of my insecurities, like you know, in comparison to other guys... Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' So you don't like other people's penises, but you want to hear about them so you can compare yourself to them?
 '''Chris:''' No I-
 '''Kacey:''' I don't do that with, like, women's breasts.
 '''Chris:''' No actually this is the first time I've asked that question, but it's like you know I just felt like I had to know.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, okay, well, I mean, why?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, cuz it's like, you know, I'm def- It just makes me think that like, you know- I have been con- I have been on and off and on about like, you know, increasing the size of mine... But I- And then, it's just like you know, I wasn't sure if the, uh, till- It- I- I mean... For about two separate months, I had been, uh, had taken Extenze. But yeah I just hadn't- I just hadn't seen a big difference. Except for like, you know, just aft- Just after taking it, it definitely showed a maximum of seven inches. Erect. Oh by the way I- By the way, actually measuring it, it's like four inches limp.
 '''Kacey:''' ...Okay. I don't know... Okay.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah but anyway, yeah-
 '''Kacey:''' I just thought the only way to make a big difference is to actually get surgery, but...
 '''Chris:''' I mean haven't you- I mean haven't you seen the, uh- I mean surely- Surely you've heard of the penis extension pills.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah but I thought they weren't supposed to work. I mean, most of them aren't even approved by the FDA and stuff. But I mean, they also say that losing weight helps, they say uh... Every 20 or 30 pounds of fat that you take away, an inch comes back. I don't know if that's true or not, that's probably a rumor.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah it does sound like a rumor.
 '''Kacey:''' Hey, no harm in trying, right?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah... At least I'm starting a daily regimen of exercising. And I'm taking the appropriate steps and I'm losing my Buddha Belly...
 '''Kacey:''' Well that's good.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Okay, I'd just hate to end our conversation- End our conversation on such a note, cuz you know, my mind's running- My mind's running blank right now.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, well um... I'll go ahead and talk to you, I guess, tomorrow. Unless you wanna ask any more questions about Chris's penis, I guess. ''[Laughs]''
 '''Chris:''' I'm not gonna ask any more questions that. ''[Laughs]'' Okay. Alright, well I- Okay, well yeah, good laugh, good laugh, that's a way to end a good- end a conversation well. Okay. Alright well, I'll let you go and I'll talk to you tomorrow.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, alright, bye.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, yeah alright, bye-bye.


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Jackie E-mails 5

2015-01-06T22:36:16Z

Pineapple: red link

Correspondence between [[Jackie]] and Chris from July 24 to July 28, [[2010]].

===Emails===
====Unbanned from Flipnote Hatena, Chris thinks he dances well====
{{EmailReply|July 24, 2010 - 8:56pm

You are soo right, and I thank you too for understanding. :) I will create a video and upload it onto a [[YouTube]] account of "[[JenkinsJinkies|J.J.]]"'s name within the next few days to get my foot in the door. I have total access to the e-mail account I used to create J.J.'s [[Cwcki]] account; I haven't figured which one it was yet; I have quite a few. Fortunately, I have them hand-written down, including passwords, on paper in my folder. I promise you, Jacklyn, that I will get within their inner circle.

But of course, we can find a number of other things to talk about. Like tell me about your trip so far; the places you been and seen within each state and whatnot.

**Confidentially** I've had my DSi linked with a new [[FlipNote Hatena]] account for a while; I was only banned from posting on my original account for a week (it was not permanent). I've just unlinked it from the new and went back to the old, erased all the original still-on/removed FlipNotes, and reuploaded the proper Original FlipNotes. I've left off the personal ones, such as the shout-outs, and the "Edit Me" one. The swimmers are clothed.

Another thought, you said you thought the way I danced that past Friday was cute. :) I was a bit [[Alcohol|drunk]] from a Bud, and the music was that good that day. Even sober, I can still dance as good. I'd like to dance with you eventually (and slowly). ;)

I gtg, but I want to hear about your trip in your reply.

Stay Safe and Sweet. 
XOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian.}}

====Jackie gives advice, talks about road trip====
{{Email|July 24, 2010 - 10:04pm

Yay! I'm soo happy! Get in good with them, get niiice and comfortable, make them lower their guard. Then we'll figure out our next step! I'm so excited! :D :D :D
But I don't think a youtube will be a good idea, I'm sure your disguise will be good but you should take precautions anyway and not let it be publicly viewed. But did you see the message canine left on your jenkinsjinkies talk page? He said that you should put the video on mediafire or megaupload or whatever and send the link to his email, it's <>. (I'd like to see it too, though :)

But you're right, I've been on a trip all this time and we've barely been talking about it! I actually just got into upstate New York early this morning, I'm visiting my friend Heidi, I'm soo tired here. Heidi was my friend in grade school but went to a different high school and we lost touch, but then last year we discovered we had a class together! We've become so close since then, if I ever get married she's going to be my maid of honor. We spent most of today just lounging around talking because I'm so tired from driving, but tomorrow we're going around town and out to dinner and stuff. Toronto was fun but went by too fast. I'm spending the next few days here in New York, then we're going to visit another friend in Rhode Island, then coming back and heading down through Connecticut to visit ANOTHER friend. Long road trip... but rewarding.

Heidi has a DSi, she doesn't use flipnote but maybe I'll try it out while I'm with her. What's your new flipnote ID? I'd like to see your stuff. And you were tipsy during that dance? Aww, you're an adorable drunk, then :) I can't wait to see your moves sober, though, too.

Well, me and Heidi are going to go to bed, I'm exhausted. Talk to you tomorrow!

XOXOXO

Jackie}}
====Chris complains about high school reunion, or lack thereof====
{{EmailReply|July 25, 2010 - 11:00am

I have a small plan in my head on the [[troll]] issue for right now, but we'll wait and see how it fans out before going according fully to it.

That is very cool of you to find an old school friend. I've been waiting Ten Years, expectantly since my Senior Prom, for my [[High School]]'s Class of [[2000]] Reunion. Yet here it is, Mid-[[2010]], and I HEAR NOTHING of the Reunion. It makes me sad, because I haven't seen my gal friends since graduation, all the waiting and expecting for nothing, and worse off, I won't be able to return the favor of offering a dance to [[Tiffany Gowen]]. She Asked ME to dance with her at the Senior Prom; it was awesome of her to do that for me.

Anyway. The FlipNote Hatena ID is still "[[Sonichu]]", but the DSi Profile name DISPLAYED name is now "ChristianC". Same as before, more or less.

I'm feeling a bit sleepy at the moment. I'm gonna take a nap. Tell me more of your fun stories, please. :)

Stay Safe and Sweet. 
XOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian.}}

====Jackie suggests a disguise, warns Chris about PS3 plans====
{{Email|July 25, 2010 - 12:50pm

Hey Chris. What's your plan? You've got me really curious about it. Tell me all about it! And do you have a disguise for the video yet? Maybe you could wear like a white sheet on your head like a ghost or something, simple but effective. Just one idea, I'm sure you have some too. And make sure to disguise your voice, just make it a low grumble, that'll do. Those trolls are stupid, they'll never catch on. After all, they were stupid enough to talk about their plans with me in that chatroom when they hadn't even confirmed who I am.

But nevertheless, I'm still a little worried, and I'll feel better once you've gotten in with them. If you get the evidence on them, you can get them sent to jail for this credit fraud stuff... but you have to act quick, because even though it's illegal, if they go forth with it the damage will be done and your [[Playstation 3]] will be gone. Even when thieves and con-artists are caught, there's always a very low chance of the [[police]] finding the stuff they stole. Prevention is a lot better than cure here, Chris.

I don't think my school has 5-year reunions so I'll have to wait a while for my 10-year reunion. You should call up this Tiffany, sounds like she was a good friend in high school, she probably knows something about the reunion. Or maybe go to the high school itself, they can surely tell you something.

I'll write a little more later today. Let me know what's up when you wake up!

XOXO

Jackie}}

====Chris's brilliant ideas====
{{EmailReply|July 26, 2010 - 7:55pm

Well, the plan is simple really. Firstly, I've already informed my [[church]]'s Reverand, Elizabeth and [[Rocky]] of the incriminating information on the JenkinsJinkies Talk page of the plot for Credit Fraud. They will be informing our local detective at the P.D. shortly by forwarding him that information.

I have recorded the video earlier today, using a dark shirt covering my whole head (no [[glasses]]). I've performed my own voice-check with my DSi's Voice-Recording Program; I've found the best method to completely change my voice is to go deep, and also pucker my lips while I spoke. It really worked.

Shortly, I will be creating a new e-mail address, followed by a Mega Upload account, for J.J., then I will inform the dude of the Cwcki of the video from J.J.'s e-mail address. Then it's pray time for getting IN from there. I shot in a different location, a decorated restroom at my local Goodwill.

Also, I don't have Tiffany's phone number, and I have searched online and could not find much current info on her (aside from what the Trolls are saying against her on the Cwcki).

What else has been good for you all in New York, New York?

"It's a wonderful town; the bronx is up and the battery's down; the people ride in a hole in the ground. New York, New York." That was a fun song from "On the Town" starring Gene Kelly and Frank Sinatra.

I'll check in again later.

Stay Safe and Sweet. 
XOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian.}}

====Trolls not actually breaking any laws====
{{EmailReply|1=July 26, 2010 - 8:10pm

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UM0F9TJQ}}

{{Email|July 26, 2010 - 8:42pm

Ooh, I like the video! Simple but effective. Good job getting that done today. But remember Chris, the purpose of getting in with the troll circle is to actually FIND evidence. You don't have evidence yet - the police won't be able to do anything with what's on the JenkinsJinkies talk page because no one has admitted to any wrongdoing there. In fact, nothing illegal is even at all suggested there, all the trolls say is that they "could go to jail" if they're found out, but that alone doesn't actually MEAN anything. So the cops will just turn that away. If you want to have something the cops can use, you need to get in and FIND something.

This is why I've been pushing you to do this Chris, because as things are now the cops won't have anything to go on. The cops aren't magic, they can't just arrest anyone simply because the person says something that sounds bad if it's not actually incriminating, which nothing you have so far is. So get in there and start schmoozing Chris, find out more of their information.

As for other stuff, you should try researching the class reunion itself maybe, Tiffany might not know anything either for all you know. And I'm not actually going into New York City, just staying upstate, close to Utica, actually.

Jackie}}

====Correspondence between 'troll' and Jenkins====
{{EmailReply|July 27, 2010 - 8:04pm

----- Forwarded Message ---- 
From: Amanda Hugnkiss 
To: <> 
Sent: Mon, July 26, 2010 9:47:51 PM 
Subject: Re: Megaupload file delivery: JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV (20.25 MB)

Ok, well, thank you for your application. We get a lot of applications every day but Clyde says that yours is important so it's probably going first to the committee.

So you should hear our final decision tomorrow or so, before 10 AM EST or so. 
LULZ, 
Melinda}}

{{EmailReply|July 27, 2010 - 8:05pm

----- Forwarded Message ---- 
From: Amanda Hugnkiss 
To: <> 
Sent: Tue, July 27, 2010 9:44:59 AM 
Subject: Re: Megaupload file delivery: JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV (20.25 MB)

Ok, well, the application committee has decided to tentatively approve you. They still have some questions but they say they can permit you into our forums.

http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com

Your username is jenkinsjinkies and your password is <>

Feel free to change these.

Go and post and get involved in the community. You have to cozy up to these people and let them know who you are. If you piss them off they might get the committee to reject you. Introduce yourself, you know. Clyde wants you to do well.

Anyway, I'm about to crash into slumber from drinking all night, you know how it is. 
[[lulz|LULZ]], 
Miranda}}

====Jenkins's background and GameFAQs====
{{EmailReply|July 27, 2010 - 8:20pm

I understand what you're saying. I will get into the groove beforehand, so I can do good; a whole self-mindtweaking if you will. Giddy-up! I'm in. I've just forwarded you the two response e-mails from J.J.'s Yahoo account, so they ARE from me. I'll log in tomorrow to get started, after I've gotten into the groove.

You know Jackie, but on the way to film the video, I thought of more to J.J.'s background. Such as his "Real Name" being Junior Jenkins. And that he had a [[gay]] experience at summer camp at 7; he was not thrilled with it afterwards. Years later, he has two dude friends who are gay, but he keeps them at bay with his straightness. Although, curious at 14, he asks one of them to do him one night, so that happened. And at the end, he was Terribly NOT Thrilled at all; to go into extensive details, he Came and Threw Up Simultaneously. Definitely Straight. I even felt like I was going to throw up myself from imagining the whole thing. I also came up with his birthday being on July 16, as well as a few other stories from when he hitch-hiked from Boston to [[Ruckersville]], VA. I have him crashin' at a house across from mine, where he has relatives who are the "Black Sheep" of the family.

To change the subject a bit, and to throw good news that I feel good about, I've alerted everyone on [[GameFAQs]].com of my Sonichu and [[Rosechu]] Merchandise in [[ModNation Racers]], but I've also Contributed Uploaded In-Game Photos of my good stuff; they are ALL there in their own Category. I invite you to check them out and download at your leisure.

http://www.gamefaqs.com/ps3/960619-modnation-racers/images

I'll check in with you later, Jackie.

Y'all Stay Safe and Sweet. 
Christian.}}

====Do you know someone who was gay at summer camp? Also 'fantasies'====
{{Email|July 27, 2010 - 8:43pm

Hey Chris! I got your messages from your yahoo account. I can't wait to see what you post on there! It seems like those trolls are pretty excited to get "Jinkies" onto their forum so you shouldn't have trouble introducing yourself. Keep me informed of what they say and we can talk about what direction to go.

That's a pretty detailed story that you came up with. It's funny you say Junior's [[birthday]] is July 16, that's my dad's birthday! Where did you get the inspiration for that whole story? Do you know someone that something like that happened to?

Hey, since we're on the subject of [[sex]]... I'm kind of curious, but do you have any sexual fantasies? Like, specific fantasies? I know we should take things slow, but I think a person's sexual fantasies are an intimate way of getting to know who a person really is.

Like, my fantasy is this... I'm very curious about anal sex. I've never done it but I wonder a lot what it would be like. I've only told a few of my close girlfriends about that, Do you have anything like that? :)

Anyway, I took a look at your modnation racer stuff, I can't download because I don't have the game but I like the stuff you made. Your Sonichu [[car]] is very cute :)

Write more later,

XOXOXO

Jackie}}

====Chris is okay with Jackie assfucking him====

{{EmailReply|July 28, 2010 - 3:49am

I've just finished watching "Pink Flamingos" twice (with Director, John Waters', Commentary during second watch). All things considered, it is a comical flick, and I was able to enjoy it (even though I averted my gaze in the [[dick]] shots and that part with the dude at Babs' party while they played "Surfing Bird" in the background. Obviously John is gay, but I did not hold it against him in listening to his opinions. I felt sorry for the chicken that was killed, but then I learned it was a chicken that was going to be killed anyway. I also saw something else in that movie, the heavy topic of being Trolled like Babs was, yet justice WAS done to the Trolls (The Marbles) in the end.

I'll log in later to talk with the trolls. We'll see what info I can dig up. You have the password info as well, so you're welcome to pretend too, just keep it between 7 PM and 6 AM, please.

Mostly, I made up the stories behind Junior, including this one. Although I did get the ray of inspiration from remembering Peter's Parrot in that one episode of "[[Family Guy]]" that repeats "I had a gay experience at camp".

I've had the question of sexual fantasies posed to me before, and there are a few. One is having sex in a swimming pool (to emulate a [[dream]] I had of being lost in a water-filled labyrinth where I was intercepted by a woman and we made out and had sex). I am game for anal sex, as long as you're my partner, and you wore [[sex toys|a strap-on or used a butt-plug]] in me (as long as it is not [[penis]]-shaped). I also would like oral sex, swing set, pole dancing (me, you or both at once), three-way (with two women), role-play, and others I can't remember right now. Feel free to suggest other sex-play topics, and I'll let you know if it's cool with me or not.

It's no problem; we're not having sex yet, so we can talk about it freely; you and I are close (metaphorically until we meet in person when we'll be a LOT closer). ;) You turn me on with your kindness and understanding, and your pretty self adds well to it. I want to kiss you, Jackie.

For now, it's a compliment, but don't hold back when after we hang out for a while and you want to kiss me too.

I'll TTYL. 
Stay Sweet and Safe, 
Christian.}}

{{EmailReply|July 28, 2010 - 3:55am

I forgot something

XOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

:)}}

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2015-01-06T22:12:45Z

Pineapple: Created page with "Long time reader of CWC lore whilst eating chips, waiting for food to cook, or not able sleep. Created account after at least 5 years of lurking to fix a single timeline linki..."

Long time reader of CWC lore whilst eating chips, waiting for food to cook, or not able sleep. Created account after at least 5 years of lurking to fix a single timeline linking issue, and currently seeing where the adventure takes him from here.

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Hello, my sweety baby

2015-01-06T21:50:43Z

Pineapple: was marked as current in this page's timeline, corrected to link to next video

'''Hello, my sweety baby''' is a video leaked on 24 [[February 2014]] of Chris singing the Tin Pan Alley song "[[Wikipedia:Hello! Ma Baby|Hello! Ma Baby]]" outside his house. Presumably he was singing to a [[heartsweet]] that he hadn't yet met.

The video is shown to be shot on a high-quality camera above his usual [[PSEye]] standards. It is very clearly shot on an [[iDea Book Case|iPhone]] as the [[Brushfire Video]] shares the same quality.

==Video==
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| name = Hello, my sweety baby!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|aIi2kz7ZS5E}}
| stardate = [[May 2013|May 8, 2013]]
| subject = [[Love Quest]]
| style = {{Crazy}} Crazy
| saga =
| shirt = White Class of 2000 shirt
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Tour of Chris's House II]]
| next = [[I Love You, Catherine]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
A-woooe!

<poem>[''Chris attempts baritone''] Hello! ma Baby,
Hello! ma money, [''sic'']
Hello! ma ragtime gal,
Send me a kiss by wire,
Baby, [[Obesity|my heart's on fire]]!
If you refuse me,
Honey, you'll lose me,
... you'll be left alone;
Oh baby, telephone
And tell me I'm your own!

[''Looks at his phone for lyrics, being too lazy to learn them'']
You call me on the telephone
You tell me that you’re all alone
I know that you are lying through your teeth
You dirty rascal
How could you expect me
To believe the lies you hand me
You've been out with that girl again
[''Chris skips the line "Now do you understand me?"'']
You broke my heart and made me cry
With every phoney alibi
When I could see the lipstick on your shirt
You dirty polecat
Telephone and tell me I'm your own.

Hello! ma Baby,
Hello! ma honey,
Hello! ma ragtime gal,

I’m sorry that I made you blue
It was a beaut- It was a beastly thing to do
I shouldn’t have upset you like I did
With little blue- With Lil’ the barmaid
[''Chris skips the line "If you take me back again"'']
I’ll never, ever wander
‘Cause when I did I found that absence
Made the heart grow fonda!
Cross my heart and hope to die
I’ll never tell another lie
I’ll mend your [[Heart level|broken heart]]
As good as new
My little cough-drop
Telephone and tell me I'm your own

Hello! ma Baby,
Hello! ma honey,
Hello! ma ragtime gal,
Send me a kiss by wire,
Baby, my heart's on fire !
If you refuse me,
Honey, you'll lose me,
Then you'll be left alone;
Oh baby, telephone
And tell me I'm your own!</poem>

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