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Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!

2024-02-29T17:41:51Z

Piratecodet: Minor change to wording. It's funnier this way

[[Image:CWCHedgehogBoysCOMEBACKfront.jpg|thumb|right|A [[stress|long-awaited]] comeback album! Yay! ...wait a minute, this is only the ''second'' album?]]

'''''Christian & the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!''''' is the second album by [[Chris]]'s awful [[music]]al project, [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]. It was released in [[2009]].

==Background==
After a four-year hiatus and buoyed by his new "relationship" with "[[Ivy]]", Christian & the Hedgehog Boys reunited to produce another album, and subject the world to yet more of Chris mumbling over various songs. His tastes appear to have expanded slightly: the first album consisted almost entirely of pop music from the late [[1990s]], but ''COMEBACK!'' branches out into genres such as rap, rock, disco, art pop, and R&B from the 1970s to today.

Notable also is the replacement of [[Wild Sonichu]] for [[Sonic]] on bass and [[Punchy Sonichu]] for [[Shadow]] on drums. While one would assume that Chris forgot that they were in the band, a true C&HB fan knows that Sonic left the band due to [[Chris and art|artistic]] differences, and is now pursuing a solo country music career, while [[Shadow]] died due to a cocaine overdose. Also depicted is [[Layla|Layla Flaaffy]]; it was later revealed in the [[Ivy Q&A]] that Chris intended her to be the band's stage manager.

Because the album material was leaked by [[trolls]] rather than officially released, Christian does not consider it to be a [[TRUE and HONEST]] part of the Hedgehog Boys canon, as he revealed in a [[Mailbag]] correspondence with {{w|Paul McCartney}} in 2009<ref>[[Mailbag 14#He's a real Nowhere Man|Mailbag 14]]</ref>. His apparent plan to eventually give his two CDs an official release as paid merchandise never got off the ground, likely due to [[stress]] (as well as [[Chris and copyright|copyright]]).

==Tracks==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!
! Title
! Based on
!Subject
|-
| 1
| "[[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise]]"
| {{w|Coolio}} — "{{w|Gangsta's Paradise}}"
| {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Clyde|text}}
|-
| 2
| "[[CWC Like a Virgin]]"
| {{w|Madonna (entertainer)|Madonna}} — "{{w|Like a Virgin (song)|Like a Virgin}}"
| {{Ivy|text}}, {{Sex|text}}
|-
| 3
| "[[Feel Our Love At Play]]"
| {{w|Berlin (band)|Berlin}} — "{{w|Take My Breath Away}}"
| {{Ivy|text}}, {{Sex|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}
|-
| 4
| "[[I Gotta Make My Move]]"
| {{w|Rod Stewart}} — "{{w|Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?}}"
| {{Ivy|text}}, {{Sex|text}}
|-
| 5
| "[[I'll Never Leave You, Ivy]]"
| {{w|Kate Bush}} — "{{w|Wuthering Heights (song)|Wuthering Heights}}"
| {{Ivy|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}
|-
| 6
| "[[Lovin' You]]"
| {{w|Minnie Riperton}} — "{{w|Lovin' You}}"
| {{Ivy|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}
|-
| 7
| "[[Paradise By The Seashore Light (Crass and Champ's Thang Undersea)]]"
| {{w|Meat Loaf}} — "{{w|Paradise by the Dashboard Light}}"
| {{Sex|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}, {{Comics|[[Crass and Champ|Crustaceans]]}}
|-
| 8
| "[[Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark]]"
| {{w|Bruce Springsteen}} — "{{w|Dancing in the Dark (Bruce Springsteen song)|Dancing in the Dark}}"
| {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}, {{Comics|[[Punchy Sonichu|Punchy]] & [[Layla Flaaffy|Layla]]}}, {{Sex|text}}
|-
| 9
| "[[I'm Sexy For My Ivy]]"
| {{w|Justin Timberlake}} — "{{w|SexyBack}}"
| {{Sex|text}}, {{Ivy|text}}
|}

==Reception and legacy==
[[Image:Comeback.png|thumb|right|On that very day, all you would see is this. ''Truly'' amazing.]]
While critics applauded [[Chris]] for upgrading the quality of the [[Chris and music|music]] he shouts over from shithouse to slightly less shithouse, the album was an absolute bust, even in [[Molvanîa]] where Chris is lauded as a national pop icon.

Critics were also quick to notice how the audio quality on the album is ''even worse'' than on the last.

Fans of [[Wild Sonichu]]'s mastery of the Sit 'n Spin were disappointed to hear Wild being forced to play the inferior [[Gitar of Fail|guitar]], which may have affected the quality of his musical contributions. Fans also claimed that [[Punchy Sonichu]] could not live up to the legacy of Shadow the Hedgehog.

Despite this, retrospective appraisals have been more positive, and on COMEBACK!'s tenth anniversary, [[4chan]] users celebrated by spamming [https://pastebin.com/eKNmUN7a a copypasta] all over the Music board (/mu/). A reading of it can be found [https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/561485905781587970/565860951795040257/croatian_guy_reads_out_shitposts.mp3 here].

==ORIGINAL LYRICS==
'''DO NOT STEAL'''
<gallery>
Image:TrollstasParadise1.jpg|"Trollsta's Paradise"
Image:TrollstasParadise2.jpg
Image:FeelOurLoveAtPlay.jpg|"Feel Our Love At Play"
Image:IGottaMakeMyMove1.jpg|"I Gotta Make My Move"
Image:IGottaMakeMyMove2.jpg
Image:IllNeverLeaveYouIvy.jpg|"I'll Never Leave You, Ivy"
Image:PunchyandLaylasDanceInTheDark.jpg|"Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark"
Image:SexyForMyIvy1.jpg|"I'm Sexy For My Ivy"
Image:SexyForMyIvy2.jpg
</gallery>

== References ==
<references/>

==External links==
*[https://mega.co.nz/#!lVgnFCQQ!nrpH0QQr_S6sH2s8_unQLO8q6muwAjxGpdZz1YV-sRM Download the album] (Working link as of 2022)
{{Hedgehog Boys}}
[[Category:Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!]]
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2023-10-17T19:41:48Z

Piratecodet: Typo fix

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| [[Sonichu Special 7|

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| [[Kacey Call 21|

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[[Category:Special]]

Mary Lee Walsh

2022-11-20T01:10:54Z

Piratecodet: Added protip

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{Honest}}
{{Protip|Do NOT attempt to contact Mary Lee Walsh.
Walsh has had no known contact with Chris for over 8 years. She definitely doesn't want to talk about an autistic motherfucker with a stranger on the internet.}}
{{quote|You're not gonna get a [[Girlfriend]], [[Attraction Sign|this way]] or [[Love Quest|any way]].|Mary, as quoted by Chris.<ref>[[Chris emails 2007]]</ref>}}
{{quote|Enough OLD [[Chris and anger|angst]] against the grey-haired witch-devil, THAT I'VE PUT LONG BEHIND ME...|Chris, lying, in November 2007.<ref>[[CWC's Diary]]</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
| title = Mary Lee Walsh
| image = PVCC Giving Spotlight Student Emergency Fund - YouTube - 0 07.jpeg
| size = 250
| name = Mary Lee Walsh
| aliases =
|gender = Female
| nation = [[United States|American]]
| race = White
|occupation = Former dean of student affairs of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]
|Organization = [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]
|saga = [[PVCC]]
}}
'''Mary Lee Walsh''' is a proto-[[troll]] and former dean of student affairs at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. She thwarted [[Chris]]'s [[Love Quest]] in its early years by allegedly ripping up his [[Attraction Sign]]s, and eventually suspending him from PVCC for a whole year. She is one of the most important people in Chris's life, as she is one of the few people who refused to allow Chris to use his [[autism]] as an excuse for anything he wanted and tried to make him act like a normal human being. This, of course, meant war.

The resulting conflict between Chris and Mary Lee affected Chris so profoundly that she became the sole focus of many early ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' [[Sub-Episodes]]. Even to this day, she is still arguably the supreme villain in the ''Sonichu'' series, a status that even [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Liquid Chris]] could never match. As such, she is revered and cherished among trolls for her actions, both in real life and in ''Sonichu'' [[fan]] fiction. All hail the Dean!

By early [[2009]], many years after the college suspension episode, Chris had begun to express a desire for reconciliation with Walsh. He began with the [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retcon]] of the fictional Mary's name to the slightly less defamatory '''Slaweel Ryam''', implying (and later stating outright) that the character was not related to the real Mary. For several months Chris made conciliatory gestures, including sending a drawing to her house, but her only response was a legal summons. Since then, Chris has accepted that Walsh will never be able to [[Chris_and_remorse#Common_traits_of_a_CWC_apology|truly earn his forgiveness]].

Chris' continued feud with Mary Lee Walsh is illustrative of his propensity to hold severe grudges over seemingly minor incidents. In late [[2013]], '''ten years''' after the August 2003 incident, Chris blamed Mary Lee Walsh in part for his continued decline in a series of [[Facebook]] ramblings, and referred to a [[Wal-Mart]] [[manajerk]] who banned him from the store as a "Mary Lee Walshing Witch Bitch".

Walsh slipped Chris' attention until mid-[[2019]], when she retired, which prompted him to tweet wishing her a peaceful retirement until "her time of [[Chris and death|passing]]", as well as offering "constructive criticism" on how she could have better handled her interactions with him. He followed up asking if she had ever made any recorded statement about his apology drawing from 10 years earlier. Two years later, Chris revealed that Walsh's comic counterpart had become the mayor of CWCville.

==Mary Lee Walsh in real life==
[[Image:MaryLeeWalshIRLnewsScreenCapture.JPG|thumb|left|Walsh during a TV interview.]]
[[Image:MaryLeeWalsh-IRL.JPG|thumb|right|Contrary to how she is rendered in various media, Mary Lee Walsh is not very voluptuous in person.]]

Walsh was the Dean of Student Affairs at PVCC and a member of the [[Virginia]] Sexual and Domestic Violence Action Alliance.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20101015023113/http://www.vadv.org/secGetHelp/Directory%20of%20Services/campusprgms_p-z.html (archived on 15 October 2010)</ref> She has also written a book<ref>[https://archive.ph/2J1av archive]</ref> about coping with college life, which perhaps unsurprisingly does not advocate attacking one's superiors with magical curses. Chris had first been scolded by her for passing around photocopies of his ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' newsletter, but delivered the most crushing blow when Chris was loitering with his usual [[Attraction Sign]]; [[Chris and reality|according to Chris]], Walsh tore down his sign and told him that he would never get a girlfriend this way, or indeed ''at all''. However true this alleged statement may have been, there is virtually no chance Mary said it, as it would have been highly inappropriate and would have jeopardized her job.

It should be noted that judging by her e-mail exchanges with Chris, Walsh was anything but hostile towards Chris; quite the opposite, in fact - Versus Chris's version of events, Walsh was entirely reasonable in her conduct towards Chris and his attraction sign escapades.

Chris, being the narcissist he is, disregarded her warnings to stop posting his signs and continued to place this ad for his "love quest" in the main campus building. Walsh, taking umbrage at this clear defiance of her authority, took Chris to her office to discuss the situation with him. What exactly transpired during the meeting is a source of mass debate, as the only accounts made public are written by Chris and thus heavily biased. What is known is that during the meeting, [[Imaginary friends|Chris pretended to converse out loud with Sonichu]] (relaying what Sonichu "said" to her). Then, after what Chris described as being "talked down...to RUDELY AND HOARSELY," he verbally attacked her in a fit of [[Chris and anger|rage]], going so far as to hex her with the dreaded [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]].<ref>[[Jackie Chat 5|Jackie Chat #5]]</ref> (This event was later dramatized, with plenty of wish fulfillment added, in the short comic "Christian + Sonichu vs. The Mastermind" in ''[[Sonichu 0]]'', which was later remade as "Witch Confront" in ''[[Sonichu 2]]''.) Chris was told in no uncertain terms that he couldn't continue his [[Love Quest]] on campus, prompting him to slander Walsh on his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|website]] and send her an attempt at an intimidating drawing.<ref>[[Autism papers]]</ref> This little stunt got him banned from PVCC for a whole year, and forced to take anger management classes and get psychiatric help before he was readmitted.<ref name="wikipedia">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Enter_the_Wicked_Witch_of_the_Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens|User:ChrisChanSonichu]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails#Chris got his degree for Cwcville|Jackie E-mails]]</ref> Any positive effects these may have are not evident.

===In his own words===
{{quotebox|So, as of August, [[2003|Y2K3]], I did [[autism|the most logical, sensible and inexpensive idea I could think of]], I made a simple [[sign]] that stated, "I am a 21-year-old and Single Male Seeking and 18-21-year-old SINGLE [[Gal-pal|FEMALE COMPANION]]", along with a basic description of qualities I felt were best suited, due to the fact that it describe MOST every [[Boyfriend-free girl|Boyfriend-Free]], 18-21-year-old Girl. Sadly though, not a single one even gave me a glanced, a momentary pause or even an excuse-making throat clearing to read the sign or give me the time of day. And the few who noticed... That EVIL WITCH OF THE [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PrivateVilla of Corrupted Citizens]], Mary Lee Walsh, a bunch of Non-Blue or [[Niggos|Black]] impersonating [[Jerkop|JERKOPS]], [[Manajerks]] and every other (only a few total) son/daughter of a #@&*.. MOCKED ME AND EVEN CRUMBLED MY EFFORTS AND THREW THEM INTO MY FACE! IT WAS SERIOUS HEART-SHATTERING INSULTS LIKE THAT WHICH LITERALLY SHATTERED MY HEART TO ALMOST NOTHING AND MURDERED MY SOUL! Like as if I didn't already understand that [[Love]] Can't be Hurried; but they ALL left a HUGE IMPRESSION among the general population that having a [[Sweetheart]] was ILLEGAL IN VIRGINIA thus, "[[Virginia is for Virgins|VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS, NOT LOVERS!]]" was what I had thought for a long time with the Dark Forces that were forced into me, bedding with my torturing past with the [[JERKS|jerks]] of the [[Greene County]] School System during the childhood years of my life. Thank [[Chris and religion|God]] for blessing me with many happy years at [[Providence Middle School]] and [[Manchester High School]] in Chesterfield; rounding my feelings and attitude out for today.}}

===Emails with Mary===
<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF">
'''From: CWCSonichu@aol.com'''<br>
'''Sent: Sunday, February 01, 2004 1:22 PM'''<br>
'''To: mwalsh@pvcc.edu'''<br>
'''Subject: Hi again...'''

Mary, I've slept on it, and I have realized that note-hanging is not the way to get attention. And I don't really want to meet with either you nor Susan, no offense. I'll tell you what, let's forget the meeting, and if you will allow my newsletter to stay in distribution, I will do all of the following:

-I will never hang notes on the wall again.<br>
-I'll consider stopping my Silent Treatment on Susan.<br>
-I'll consider knocking you and Susan up my [[Scale of Respect]] each by 2 points (0=No Respect...10=Respect).<br>

Please reply via E-Mail.

Christian C.
</div>

{{quoteboxgreen|
'''From: Mary Lee Walsh <mwalsh@pvcc.edu>'''<br>
'''To: CWCSonichu@aol.com'''<br>
'''Sent: Tue, 3 Feb 2004 8:54 am'''<br>
'''Subject: RE: Hi again...'''

Christian:
Susan Hannifan and I will be able to meet with you on Monday February 9th in my office at 3:00 p.m. I do not have any time this week that works with all of our schedules, so it will have to be next Monday. I normally send students notice of appointments by mail, but you have asked that I correspond to you through email. It is necessary that this meeting take place, so if Monday is not convenient for you please let me know and we will set a time for Wednesday.}}

'''Email to [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]]'''

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'''From: CWCSonichu@aol.com'''<br>
'''To: Virginia_Sanford@ccpsnet.net'''<br>
'''Sent: Wed, 21 Feb 2007 3:32:50 PM Eastern Standard Time'''<br>
'''Subject: Re: Hello'''

Hey, Mrs. Sanford (or should I say Ginny or Virginia), I am delighted to hear from you as well. And It is also good to know that you are still residing at that address. The [[DVD]] is under production, to be completed a few days after February 24, [[2007]] (my 25th Birthday...Yay).

You may be able to help me in a portion of it now; there will be a [[Slideshow]] (projected from my [[PlayStation Portable]]) featuring not only pics of me growing up, but the friends, teachers and relatives I've known and remembered (either from heart, like yourself, as well as yearbook signatures). Anyway, do you remember from the ol' class, Sarah and Micha (the blonde girl with glasses, and the slow-talking [[Niggos|african american]] who Ms. Eckel told over and over [[Hypocrisy|to get his dad to teach him how to shave]])? I remembered both of them from heart, but unfortunately I don't remember their last names, so it's harder to find them in the yearbooks; could you tell me their last names, please?

As for what had happened during PVCC, in a nutshell; about Mid-Summer, 2003, I've realize upon revolation[sic] that I needed a girl friend to make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up, so with a sign (which I've later realized that it made me look slow-minded; the "R" Word), I've started my Enduring Love Quest. The Dean of Student Serveces[sic], Mary Lee Walsh came out and tore my sign up right in front of me, and said, "You're not gonna get a Girlfriend this way or any way." That *&^%$ SHATTERED MY HEART AND MURDERED MY SOUL. And it wasn't just her, the Policemen Imposters in Brown, White and Red, AKA The Jerkops (Blue and Black ARE the TRUE POLICE SOLDIERS) also seriously indented the impression that "Virgina is for Virgins, NOT Lovers".

But it has a happy ending; in Mid-[[2005]], when I've started playing the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] TCG, I met [[Megan Schroeder|this girl]] who upon numerous conversations, art-sharing and secret confidence, I've grown fond of, and my Heart and Soul Recovered from the Serious Emotional and Physical Pain I've endured. Although she's not intrested[sic] in a serious relationship, I still am fond of her, and I'm hoping that she may have a change of heart.

You may learn more about what had happened to me from the Sub-Episodes in my "Sonichu" Comic Book, which I have the legable [''sic''] images uploaded onto my [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]]; those Sub-Episodes are based on my Real-Life Events. *[[sigh]]*

Well, that's about it for now; I hope you do well as well. And I will make that DVD copy for you after I've finalized the master copy. Please tell the remaing[sic] faculty who are still working at Providence that I wish them the best as well. I still remember Mrs. Rogers (my ol' computer teacher) when she played as Woodstock in the [[1990s#1996|1996]] "Snoopy" play; that was just fun and cute. :)

Take care;
Christian Weston Chandler, A.K.A. (nickname) Chris Chan.
</div>

==Mary Lee Walsh in ''Sonichu''==
{{quote|After the first encounter with Mary, I put her into my comics from the start as MY personal MAIN Adversary, with her hoard[sic] of Impostor Police People, also known as [[Jerkop]]s, and the Notorious [[Count Graduon]] trapped in the glass orb on the scepter she wields.|Chris, in regards to a comic which he claimed was never meant to be about him.}}

[[Image:Sonichu07-P38.jpg|thumb|left|Mary Lee Walsh, as she appears in the [[comic]]. Chris draws her tits almost as big as his fans do.]]
[[Image:MaryWantsIt.JPG|thumb|right|Chris is willing to pick up his markers and make hideous porn of people that he hates.]]

Because of all the [[Chris and stress|stress]] Mary Lee Walsh caused, Chris brooded and obsessed over his "HEART SHATTERING" defeat and began to re-invent the entire scenario so that he came out as the victor. As such, Walsh began to appear in a lot of Chris's works as a primary antagonist specifically opposing his [[Love Quest]].

In the comics, Walsh appears as a literal witch, complete with a broomstick. In an ingenious [[parody]], she is the leader of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]], or PVCC. Her sinister deeds are motivated by a [[Chris and Writing|totally unexplained]] hatred of true love and people who seek it, making her a fitting adversary for the heartsick Chris and the deeply monogamous Sonichu. As the "witch of hearts," Walsh's broader goal is to wage war against love itself, although her only tactic is to send [[Jerkop|jerkops]] into [[CWCville]] to beat up anyone engaging in romance (she needed Graduon's help for the later invasions). For no given reason, she considers Chris the most important target of her malign actions and doesn't seem aware of the fact that true love occurs outside of CWCville as well.

Mary's first appearances in the comics are in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], via a brief preview and several short comic strips that don't formally introduce her; her formal debut in the canon is in [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]. Upon her introduction, Chris and Mary are already bitter enemies, yet Chris never explains the exact source of their hostility beyond stating that she once "shattered" his heart and she is inexplicably frustrated by his dogged persistence in searching for love. It is, however, made immediately clear that their feud has become intensely personal; both characters are fully prepared to fight to the death.

In [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]] Chris ties together the ancient evil of the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] with his own petty grudges by teaming Mary with [[Count Graduon]]. Imprisoned in a magical scepter, Graduon's power is wielded by Walsh for much of the series. Together, Graduon and Walsh represent the dual miseries of his becoming an adult--the trauma of graduating from his beloved [[high school]] and the stress of his disastrous collegiate career. To combat Walsh's powerful new accomplice, in [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]], Chris gains the powers of [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], escalating the original battle between a fat virgin and an old lady to an epic struggle between a horribly drawn Sonic OC and an old lady with a scepter.

[[Image:143-MaryLeeWalsh.jpg|thumb|left|Hslaw Eel Ryam Hctib Hctiw deriah yerg eht liah lla]]
[[File:Seductive mary lee walsh-min.jpg|thumb|left|Seductive Mary Lee Walsh]]

During her reign of terror, Walsh threatens the city of CWCville on multiple occasions. In ''Sonichu'' #2, she and Graduon create a golem to stomp the city. Much of the action in [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]] involves Chris fending off Walsh's agents, until he and [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] finally storm PVCC and liberate the college from her evil, although Mary simply relocates to [[The High School Story|Menchi-Nasu High]] to establish a new base of operations. In [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] she floods the town with her army of [[Jerkops]] to stage a coup against Chris and his loyal police force. When this plan begins to collapse, she and Graduon attempt to trap Chris in a [[Dark Mirror Hole]], but are only successful in ensnaring Crystal. When Chris later became stuck in the [[Time Void]] in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], Mary seizes the opportunity and prepares to attack CWCville in her most audacious invasion yet, laying siege with vast armies of [[Decepti-Clones]] in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] and causing untold damage before being defeated by Sonichu. Her evil is finally put to an end in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], when Chris uses the power of the [[Sonichu Balls]] to become [[Collosal Chris-Chan]]. He then destroys Graduon's scepter and easily overpowers her, but instead of killing her (like he killed 100+ innocent people in that very issue) he paralyzes her (seemingly permanently) and sends her to jail.

[[Image:MachPunch.jpg|thumb|right|Chris, fantasizing that he could punch his old dean in the face as his fursona.]]

A consistent theme in Mary's story arc is that she is to blame for almost everything that maligns Chris or CWCville, mirroring Chris's insane belief that the real-life Mary was somehow the singular author of all his misfortunes. Even her conspirators are victims--virtually all of her Jerkops are simply brainwashed against their will, and even co-villain Count Graduon finds her to be selfish and wicked, thinking only of her petty squabbles with Chris and never about helping him get free from his scepter. To labor the point even more, while Chris suggests that some of her followers have good in them and are capable of redemption, Mary herself is pure evil.

===Renaming and retcons===

As a result of the [[Miyamoto Saga]], many characters based on real-life figures were renamed. In an act of utmost subtlety, Mary Lee Walsh became "'''Slaweel Ryam'''" or "'''Slaweel the Witch'''". A devious maneuver indeed – as one can see, the name is not ''entirely'' backward, and there are letters missing. Nobody could possibly figure out the connection, unless of course they happened to see the notice posted prominently on the [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu.net]] front page detailing the full extent of the name changes. Walsh being one of the primary villains in both the comic and real-life, Chris obviously didn't want to change the name to an entirely unrecognizable form, as that would require originality. The name is an evolution of "'''Hslaw Eel Yram'''", which was Chris's version of MLW in his custom [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] cards; in all likelihood, he had only used the "reverse code" as a means to insult Mary with the card without fear of getting in trouble if someone saw it.

In [[August 2009]], Chris put up a [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=TwoMarys page on CWCipedia entitled "TwoMarys"] in which he tried to explain the retconning of Mary Lee Walsh's name to Slaweel Ryam. Apparently, the evil Mary Lee Walsh had been Slaweel all along, except Slaweel changed her name from Mary Lee Walsh later on, while the ''real'' Mary was innocent the whole time. This, of course, makes absolutely no sense, as Chris has changed ''every'' instance of the "evil" Mary's name to Slaweel in later edits of his comics, even during her introduction in ''Sonichu'' #0, where her character is introduced as "Slaweel the Witch" and not Mary Lee Walsh. Chris had essentially created a paradox within his universe, having made a [[:File:Apology_to_Mary_Lee.jpg|comic]] where Slaweel, caught by Chris and the police, apologizes to Mary for ruining her good name, but because of the retcon Slaweel hasn't really had a chance to ruin Mary's name in the first place. Another glaring contradiction is that Slaweel says in the apology comic that she's "sorry for using [Mary's] name in vain and when I constructed P.V.C.Citizens, and made [Mary] look a fool for about six years," but on the [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=TwoMarys "TwoMarys" page], this caption appears below a picture of Slaweel Ryam:

{{quote|This Mary later changed her name to Slaweel Ryam, and she was creating witch brew during night hours and sharing them illegally with the bums outside of the building; she was fired from PVCC '''then went on to build PVCCitizens'''.|Chris, demonstrating his inability to create a cohesive plot.}}

==Mary Lee Walsh in ''Soul Calibur''==
{{main|Soul Calibur}}

It is unclear whether or not Chris ever attempted to physically harm Mary Lee Walsh, but in a video he uploaded to [[YouTube]], Chris lives out his fantasy of beating the daylights out of her. Chris creates himself and many other real-life friends and enemies in the [[video game]] ''Soul Calibur III'', so that he can take out his pent-up [[Virgin with rage|rage]] in the most disturbing, passive-aggressive manner possible. It should be noted that Chris appears to struggle with defeating an AI-controlled Mary Lee Walsh on the easiest possible setting.

==Possible reconciliation==
[[Image:Apology to Mary Lee.jpg|thumb|Notice that Chris isn't sorry for the shit he did to warrant her anger, only that he let someone with her name run around. And why bother having two separate Mary Lee Walshes if he made her Slaweel?]]

Beyond his efforts to retcon the fictional Mary, Chris began re-examining Mary's value to society by describing her good works on CWCipedia, to distinguish her from "Slaweel":

{{quote|This Mary replaced the previous one in mid-2000; she has done a good job with her role as Dean of Student Services. She is Currently and To Be Respected with Open Kindness and Prosperity from ALL the Piedmont Virginia Commuinity College Students, Peers and Employees.|Chris, CWCipedia<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20111110025502/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=TwoMarys</ref>}}

The article rambles on and drifts alarmingly far from reality, strongly suggesting he used a quick Google search for "research," detailing this Mary's many achievements and services to Piedmont Virginia Community College. However, the whole piece carries an insincere tone, suggesting Chris was compelled to recognize Mary as a [[reality|real person]] as some sort of therapeutic measure. Keep in mind, however, that he doesn't acknowledge that the ''real woman'' he interacted with wasn't a horned-hat wearing witch; simply that this Mary Lee Walsh was replaced (in the ''real world'') by a good duplicate. In a very sad way, Chris seems to find it easier to rewrite reality than his own fantasy world.

Mary was named on the CWCipedia Chris's first "Woman of The (ANY) Month to Respect with Authority and Kindness" for the month of August.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20140829204009/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Template:Christian_Says</ref>

In his edited version of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page, he clarifies that he forgave Mary Lee Walsh for her "past misdeeds" (even though Chris himself was entirely at fault in all of their encounters). According to his edits, he also hand-delivered a framed copy of his "apology" to her office, but Mary simply contacted his parents and told them to keep Chris off campus altogether.

From this action, Chris inferred that Mary didn't care about him or their relationship, and Chris was crushed. Also crushed were any hopes of reconciliation, as after this incident Chris soon reverted to precisely the same deranged mindset as before, once again imagining her as somehow orchestrating everything bad that happened to him.

{{quote|Besides which, that b**** "Dean", Mary Lee Walsh, AFTER I personally went over and handed her a Framed Hand-Drawn Apology of my angst against her, SHE SENT ME A TRESPASSING NOTICE! While my family and I did NOT accept it, and sent it back to her, I must say that is one hell of a "Thank You" for going through the trouble and gas usage to Personally Apologize and Make Peace.|Chris, Mailbag 26<ref>[[Mailbag 26]]</ref>}}

==Grudge==
[[File:Sept13 Imgur 29.jpg|thumb|right|Voodoo [[LEGO]] Mary. Chris shakes this container and holds it upside down to torment her.]]
[[File:MLW Retirement.jpg|thumb|right|PVCC's 46th commencement ceremony, the last before Mary Lee Walsh's retirement.]]
[[File:MLW_retirement.jpg|thumb|right|An announcement for Walsh's retirement party. It is presumed Chris was not invited.]]
Chris's anger toward Mary Lee Walsh continues well over a decade since his [[Attraction Sign]] was torn down at [[PVCC]]. In a series of rambling [[Facebook]] postings made on 2 [[September 2013]], Chris began blaming various people for a temporary ban from [[Wal-Mart]], including Walsh:

{{quote|If it had not been for [[Michael Snyder|Mr. "Manajerk"]], [[Megan Schroeder]], and their Internet Troll/Cyber-Bully Breeding and Meeting Ground, [[The GAMe PLACe|Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys]], My Family and I would not have had go through all of the emotionally depressing, and Financial Downfall to the depths of Greatly Poor and Just Getting By!...And that [[Women's Rights|bitch]], Mary Lee Walsh, with a Cold Heart at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] for interfering with my Sweetheart Search, AND Banning me from PVCC!!!|Chris, Facebook, 2 September 2013}}

A few days later, when Chris was conclusively banned from Wal-Mart, he coined the term "Walshing," a verb that evidently means "not accepting autism as an excuse."

{{quote|I have just been intercepted by the "Lady" Manajerk...the bitch has followed the steps of Mr. Snyder now; banned me from the Wal-Mart closest to my own house...She has proven herself to be a cold-hearted, uncaring, uncompassionate, lack-of-understanding, bigoted, discriminating, selfish, Mary Lee Walshing, Witch Bitch!|Chris, Facebook, 6 September 2013}}

On 17 [[December 2014]], [[Apology Letters‎|an apology letter]] that Chris had written to Walsh in [[August 2014]] was leaked. True to form, Chris blames everything on factors supposedly beyond his control, and tries to be condescending and play the victim at the same time. He specifically tries to appease Mary for depicting her in his comic as a witch, operating on the presumption that a university administrator is gravely concerned with the way she is presented in DeviantArt-level Sonic OC garbage drawn by a fat loser (though, given the ease of encountering the webcomic or even troll Rule 34 art ''with her name attached'' online, it's possible she might have found out the student who gave her a hard time was behind it and reacted accordingly).

Upon Walsh's retirement, Chris stated that he has left his grudge behind and wished her a nice life, even claiming he didn't recall much about her. However, he immediately followed this up with a passive-aggressive critique of Walsh's conduct, showing he was still upset that she tore the Attraction Sign. He also wanted to know if Walsh had made any statement regarding his 2009 apology, claiming it was added back to his "pile of [[stress]]es".

On 29 July 2020, Chris retweeted a post by an enabler named [[Other enablers#Helena Fiorenza|Helena Fiorenza]], who claimed that the Mary Lee Walsh of the ''Sonichu'' comic had reformed. Chris confirmed this, albeit while roleplaying as Sonichu during his [[Spirit possession#Sonichu|body-swap]] phase. Chris has also created a TSSSF card depicting a retired Mary. <ref>[[:File:Mary lee walsh retired -min.jpg]]</ref>

{{quote|Actually, that is correct; Mary Lee Walsh, there, is on our side now. Very good observation.|<s>Chris</s> "Sonichu" on Twitter.}}

On 6 April 2021, Chris brought up Mary Lee Walsh again, this time saying that she had succeeded [[Brendan Fraser]] as the mayor of CWCville. <ref>[[April 2021 social media posts#Twilight Sparkle and CWCVille]]</ref>

==[[:Category:Mary_Lee_Walsh|Nubile Mary]]==
[[Image:Mary-lee-Walsh.jpg|thumb|100px|[[Mass debating|For some reason]], Mary has become a frequent subject of pictures like this...]]
[[File:MLWAss.png|thumb|100px|...and this]]

In Chris's artwork, Mary Lee Walsh has long gray hair and wears a golden helmet with red horns on it. However, it was much shorter than it later became in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], as shown from shots from behind. In the early days of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page, as a result of Chris's shoddy drawing skills, it was inferred that Walsh's helmet was in fact a blonde bob cut, and the horns were growing out of her head like those of a devil. Additionally, once it became clear that Chris was viewing the page it became fashionable to mess with him by drawing Mary (whom he despised) as a sexy cartoon succubus who tempted Chris with her body (which he was sure to [[Mass debating|mass debate]] to). As a result, the most influential depictions of Mary have been "Rule 34" fan art, depicting her as a voluptuous blonde with devil horns (and occasionally a tail), usually wearing (at most) a skimpy purple miniskirt and thigh-high boots. In ''[[Sonichu the Animated Series|Sonichu: The Animated Series]]'', she was depicted as being physically sexy but having unflattering sexual desires (such as shoving the staff containing Count Graduon up her [[china|vagina]] to shut him up, and demanding a recording of a minion shoving Chris's medallion up their butt) and speaking with a man's voice.
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==Sources==
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==See also==
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*[[Count Graduon]]
*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]
*[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]
*[[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|Retroactive continuity in ''Sonichu'']]
*[[Attraction Sign]]

==External links==
*[http://zabukawaii.deviantart.com/art/The-origin-of-Slaweel-146885649 Fanfiction: The origin of Slaweel]

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Michael Snyder

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Snyder has had no known contact with Chris for nearly a decade. He definitely doesn't want to talk about an autistic motherfucker with a stranger on the internet.}}

{{quote|I hope that God will forgive you for being so heartless and cruel, Michael Snyder!... '''JEW!'''|Chris, in [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]].}}

{{quote|I can't believe I've spent all these years conspiring to make your life more miserable than [[Borb|your fossilized parents]] could ever dream of. Oh, wait, I wasn't doing that, I've been too busy living my own life. I remember you as a child [[Creepy stare|creeping out]] all the other [[Pokémon|pokemon]] kids, including my own, because even 10 years ago you were an [[Chris and anger|angry]], [[Chris and contests|unsportsmanlike]] punk.|Michael Snyder, responding to Chris's [[Greene County Conspiracy]] video.}}

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| occupation = [[Manajerk]], [[The GAMe PLACe]] (to 2011)<br>Owner, Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys (2011-2014)
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'''Michael John "Mike" Snyder''' (Hebrew: מִיכָאֵל ג'ון „מייק“ שניידר) is one of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s many enemies. He was the [[manajerk|manager]] of [[The GAMe PLACe]] (later known as Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys), a [[video games|game]] and [[Toys|hobby]] store that was in [[Charlottesville]]. Chris regularly caused trouble at the PLACe and was eventually permabanned in June [[2008]]. Based on his surname, Chris came to the incorrect conclusion that Snyder was Jewish; in actuality, "Snyder" is actually an Americanized version of either the Dutch surname "Snijder", the German surname "Schneider", or the Slavic surname "Šnajdr" (all of which translate to "tailor" in their respective languages).<ref>[https://www.ancestry.com/name-origin?surname=snyder Ancestry.com]</ref>.

Due to his [[Naïve|misguided]] belief that he had genuine friends at the PLACe, Chris developed a burning hatred for Snyder over the years, describing him as a "bastard",<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref> a "[[JERKS|jerk]]",<ref>[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]</ref> a "pigheaded, stubborn Jew",<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]</ref> "cold-hearted and mean",<ref>[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]</ref> a "sonofabitch",<ref>[[May 2013 Facebook Posts|I have had more freedom when my father was alive]]</ref> and "[[pedofork|CHILDREN-FUCKING-DAMNED]]".<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Damn Michael Snyder|Damn Michael Snyder]]</ref>

In June 2010, Chris had a [[Son-Chu|run-in]] with Snyder when he tried to take his picture at the PLACe, and on [[28 October 2011]] both Barb and Chris committed a more serious attack on him for which they were both convicted. [[Law|Legal]] punishment as well as the store's eventual closing have done nothing to check Chris's [[anger|rage]].

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==At the GAMe PLACe==
{{quote|That was why the Son of a Bitch Jew kicked me out of The Game Place, [[Ban|Permanently]], After YEARS of Loyal Volunteer Service in the Pokemon TCG League. I had apologized numerously before, but he's still the pigheaded, stubborn Jew he was then.|[[Katie Bay E-mails 2|Chris, being his usual humble self.]]}}

Chris's behavior at the GAMe PLACe offended the store's management in a number of ways. He slacked off on his (supposed) duty as a Pokémon gym leader, scared the children he played card games with, picked fights with other players, and let his [[race|racism]] and [[homos|homophobia]] shine. He also took his video game consoles into the store and hogged the shop's flat-screen TV for considerable amounts of time, loudly sang [[Britney Spears]] songs during games, pitch fits inspired by his hatred of the [[HEXBox]], and much more.<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref> In April 2008, Chris's behavior got him a two-week ban from the store.

The trigger for his permanent ban on 6 June [[2008]]<ref>This date is arrived at by an analysis of Chris's letters to Katie Bay, Blanca, and his Game Place friends. Mimms' claim that the permanent ban took place in August does not hold up.</ref> was a shouting match with a black kid. It was on that day that Mike permanently banned Chris from the store; although, as Mimms claimed, he "was looking for any reason to ban him at this point". Michael himself later recalled in a response to one of Chris's videos, "I remember you as a child creeping out all the other pokemon kids, including my own, because even [[2000|10 years ago]] you were an angry, unsportsmanlike punk".<ref>[[Greene County Conspiracy#Michael Snyder's reply]]</ref>

Predictably, Chris did his best to appeal his permaban. He brought his parents in to argue his case with Michael Snyder, to which Michael responded by calling the [[police]]. Despite a fierce rejoinder by his mother [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]], Chris and his family failed to move either Michael or the cops, and every indication was that Chris would never be allowed back into the store.

==Years of hatred==
{{Quote|And I also hope that the Game and Hobby Place in Charlottesville… [[Destruction Of Chris's House|BURNS TO THE GROUND]]! ALONG WITH MICHAEL SNYDER!|Chris|[[Autism Tutorial Part 3]], February 2011}}
[[File:AskMichaelSnyder.jpg|thumb||Chris at war with Michael.]]

Chris has given many different explanations for why he was banned, but has never believed it was justified. In the [[Jackie e-mails]], Chris claimed that he had been thrown out of the store much earlier than Mimms indicates, in June 2008. It was in this month, according to Chris, that Michael Snyder forced him to stop hogging the TV for his Wii. Doing this apparently caused a number of kids to miss out on obtaining a few trade-only evolution Pokémon. Chris got angry, and snatched a card box to write "Michael Snyder Loves the 'F' out of [[Mary Lee Walsh]]" on it. This so-called "Wii incident", Chris claimed, was Michael's last straw which precipitated the ban. This account is [[List of Chris's Lies|almost certainly false]]; apart from contradicting Mimms' more objective account, Chris predictably tried to paint himself as getting one up on Snyder, and assumed that Mike would know or care who Mary was.

On another occasion, however, Chris claimed that "Michael was scared of me and and uh, he was afrai- and he was uh, preoccupied with his crackpot theory of me scaring his- scaring his... customers away, so he banned me from the store".<ref>[[Sydney Kirsch]]</ref> In December 2013, his explanation was, "he has his hangups against me (still has them); he's either frightened or angry at me for the one or two times I let out a loud shout when there was too much going on at the time and I couldn't take it anymore".<ref>[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails]]</ref> At other times, he has assumed that Mike is prejudiced against autistic individuals, and had discriminated against him. In any case, while Chris has sometimes admitted that he caused some small problems, he has not felt that they justified a permanent ban, and he blames Snyder's overreaction on an irrational hatred.

Even worse, from Chris's perspective, Michael refused to accept his numerous apologies and lift the ban. In March 2009, Chris made a clearly self-serving [[YouTube]] video apology to Michael and asked to be readmitted to the PLACe. The following month he tried again, posting an apology on the sidebar of another video. Yet again in October 2010, Chris made a bogus YouTube apology in order to look better to his [[Jackie|girlfriend]]. None of them had any effect. On 12 April 2010, Chris trespassed to pay a personal visit to Michael at the PLACe, and [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|tried to apologize]] in an attempt to get the ban lifted. Michael said no. Chris quickly dissolved into fury, [[South Park|yelling "Jew"]] as an insult and flipping him off. Michael attempted to get the fuzz, but by the time they got there Chris had already scrammed.

Unable to comprehend Michael's actions, Chris came to suspect that some greater conspiracy was at work. As the organized trolling of Chris shifted into high gear, Chris wondered if Michael was somehow behind it all. "What are you, A CONFIRMED INTERNET TROLL?!!!," he asked in July 2009. In May 2010, he put forth the theory that Greene County, Virginia school board officials had persuaded Michael to ban him, for no other reason than to make his life miserable. Perhaps because of this conspiratorial mindset, Chris seems to have jumped to his conclusion that Michael was Jewish on account of his last name. In [[100 2178|his May 2010 video]], Chris called Michael "GOD-DAMN, GREEDY... SNYDER," seeming to restrain himself from calling Snyder a "greedy Jew". In fact, "Schneider" is a German surname meaning "tailor" (and "Snyder" [or "Sneijder"] descends from the Dutch word for "cutter"). While some Eastern European and Russian Jews might have wound up with the name by anglicizing "Shnaider" (Шнайдер) or "Sznajder", it doesn't necessarily denote Jewish heritage at all. The bottom line is that Michael is not Jewish.

[[Matthew Noble call|A phone call]] on 10 August 2010 indicated that [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] (and, presumably, Barb as well) shared Chris's idea of the GAMe PLACe as Troll Central:

{{Quote|Mike's been [[Kick the Autistic|persecuting him]] for years and I don't like Mike. I'd like to speak to the owner of the place I think lives up here, up the road from me. In [[Wikipedia:Madison, Virginia|Madison]] or somewhere. This whole thing is a setup from the very beginning with my son. Now I don- didn't like it then and I still don't like it... Mike and [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] are the ones that conspired together with a couple of other people- kids there that I think were [[Homos|gay]], to persecute and torment Christian for years.|Bob. Oh, Bob.}}

On [[6 June 2010]], Chris had a few beers and drove to the PLACe to make a [[CWC is Angry|dartboard]] out of Mike's picture. When several people came out of the store to confront him, Chris got back in his car and attempted to flee, nearly hitting Snyder twice as he attempted to block Chris's escape. Two [[jerkops|police officers]] present at the shopping center stopped the fracas. At that moment Michael appeared on YouTube and commented "Christian is in my parking lot right now being grilled by the police. He [[Pedofork|took pictures of my daughter]] and tried to run me over with [[Son-Chu|his car]]. They witness this, and I bet they still do nothing about it." The officers listened to both sides, and then let Chris off with a warning after making him delete the pictures he'd taken. To present his side of the story, Chris posted an incredibly delusional [[6 June 2010|video]] in which he claimed that Michael had jumped on top of his hood and shouted, "YOU'RE DEAD! YOU'RE DEAD!" He admitted to trying to flee from the police, and saw nothing wrong with his actions. Chris told a very similar fanciful story of [[26 December 2014|another assault]] four years later. Chris didn't tell his parents about this incident.<ref>[[Matthew Noble call]]</ref>

Chris's hatred of Michael only grew. He began to insinuate that Michael was a child molester based on no evidence whatsoever.<ref>[[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher]]</ref> He also assumed that Michael was a violent maniac. While making plans to visit the store in April 2010, Chris wrote, "I pray he won't get violent; if he does, I will defend myself".<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 2]]</ref> On another occasion he said that he was so afraid of Mike that he did not want to confront him while "unarmed" and alone.<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]</ref> Ironically, Chris himself has on many occasions expressed violent urges against Michael, whether it was telling [[Lars]] that he would shoot Michael if he had a gun,<ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref> or wishing that the PLACe would burn down with Mike inside.<ref>[[Autism Tutorial Part 3]]</ref>

==Shit gets real==
[[File:Snider.jpg|thumb|200px|Artist's impression of the Jew-Spider]]
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On [[28 October 2011]], just a few weeks after Bob's death, Chris and Barb launched a vehicular assault on the newly christened "Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys", newly owned by Snyder. Chris and Barb both hit the proprietor with their vehicle and injured him. They were arrested near the scene and spent a day in jail. Both faced felony charges for failure to stop after an accident, while Chris also had trespassing and misdemeanor assault, and Barb had a second felony charge for assault on a [[Jerkop|law enforcement official]]. Mike filed a civil suit against them both.

The plea bargain hearing was held on 10 July 2012. Despite his past history with the Chandlers, Snyder magnanimously pushed for leniency in the court case, as he did not want Chris to get a felony on his record. As part of the plea bargain, however, he apparently insisted on his medical bills being paid in full by the Chandlers. This prompted Chris to openly refer to Snyder as a "thieving liar" '''in court''' (though Snyder himself was not in attendance), showing a complete lack of gratitude to a man who had showed an amazing level of kindness considering the circumstances.<ref>[[This is how the Trial went|First-hand report by Cyan and Indigo]]</ref>

In September 2013, Chris's felony charge was amended to a misdemeanor, and his sentence was suspended.
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==The hatred continues==
{{quote|I hate Snyder with a passion for destroying my life the way he did.|Chris following the plea bargain hearing.}}
[[File:Sept13 Imgur 30.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's [[LEGO]] voodoo doll of Snyder. He shakes this container and holds it upside down to torture him.]]

Chris learned nothing from this run-in with the law, and his anger towards Michael intensified. As with the previous run-in, Chris related an extremely distorted account of the incident immediately after the fact. "Mike twice made his own deliberate leg scars, rubbing his legs on our bumper, banged our hood and fell backwards; we had NOT moved our van at either instance of him faking his falls." What's more, according to Chris, Mike had set a "trap" by posting a sign saying that there was a "new owner," inducing him and his mother to enter the store. Chris has never deviated from this interpretation. The fact that Michael actually won the court case shocked Chris, and he saw this as a theft by Michael.

As Chris continued to dwell on these issues, he came up with a new conspiracy to explain his original ban. In this version, [[Megan]] had recruited Michael into a conspiracy to destroy his life. Just as Chris and his parents had been coming close to discovering this Game PLACe conspiracy in 2008, Michael had banned him. Furthermore, as part of the "trap" Michael had laid on 28 October 2011, he had bribed the police to beat him up and falsify their reports. By September 2013, he regarded Michael, Megan and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] as some sort of axis of evil, "the Top Three Fiends and Enemies of my lifetime; the ones who actually have Devastated my Heart, my Soul, my Reputation Online AND in Person/Real Life, my Emotions, AND my Life in General all-around."<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Voodoo-Wise]]</ref>

Chris claimed that he randomly encountered Snyder in public some time in August 2013:

{{quotebox|WTH... The same [[Manajerks|Manajerk]] of Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys gave me the finger at [[List of restaurants#Sheetz|Sheetz]] in [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]], and threatened me with "Relax, I'm not going to hurt you" in my face at [[McDonald's|McDonalds]] in Ruckersville; both in the same Morning a few weeks ago. I did not respond to either at the times. He violate [sic] his own "restraining order."<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Offline Troll/Bully]]</ref>}}

Chris clearly interpreted Mike's calming words as a threat. He also displayed his characteristic ignorance of [[Chris and the Law|the law]] - Chris was required to keep away from Snyder, not vice versa. This is Snyder's last known interaction in regards to Chris.

By June 2014, Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys had been closed for unknown reasons. Chris took some comfort from this, assuming that Michael's "get-rich-quick scheme" of filing the civil suit had somehow failed.<ref>[[Medallions|The Mr. Smith Situation]]</ref> Whether Michael succumbed to Chris's curses, emigrated to Israel, or met some other fate is unclear and due to chris not saying anything recent about him, we may never know.

As of August 2017, Chris not only still believes Mike Snyder set him up, but also blames him for [[Chris and money|blowing all of Bob's pension]] during the [[This is how the Trial went|2012 plea bargain hearing]]. Because [[Chris and reality|"Mike rubbing his legs against Chris's car" is somehow to blame]], as opposed to hiring an [[Rob Bell|expensive lawyer]].<ref>[[August 2017 Facebook posts#Chris still blames Snyder for everything]]</ref>

Mike also had a YouTube account, ''TheRcholic'', which he famously used to provide details of the 4 June 2010 incident and to reply directly to Chris on his [[Greene County Conspiracy]] video. The account was closed at an unknown time.

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===A new adversary?===
[[File:AlogSockness.jpg|thumb|[[Jacob Sockness]] deciding to [[A-Log]] against Snyder over an incident that happened so long ago, even Chris has begun to forget about it.]]
In September 2019, [[Jacob Sockness]], Chris's latest orbiter and a malicious enabler of his beliefs in the [[Dimensional Merge]], was seen attempting to incite Snyder via the guestbook for an obituary site which listed Snyder's recently deceased father. Sockness also attempted to harass Snyder upon rumours circulating that a new Game PLACe had opened in the suburbs of Washington, D.C.

Ultimately, it seems that Chris may have completely dismissed this facet of Sockness's idiocy, as Chris has yet to comment on the rumors of his former haunt receiving new premises.

==See also==
*[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]
*[[6 June 2010]]
*[[28 October 2011]]
*[[The GAMe PLACe]]

==References==
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==External links==
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20100421005416/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic Archive of the YouTube account]

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Anna McLerran

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| name = Anna Elizabeth McLerran
| image = Anamc.jpg
| title = Anna McLerran
| day = 30
| month = 07
| year = 1985
| nationality = [[United States|American]]
| race = White
| gender = Female
| religion = Mormon
| occupation = Pac Sun employee (former)
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'''Anna Elizabeth McLerran''' is a [[gal pal]] and [[white knight]] who met [[Chris]] through her job at the Pac Sun in the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]]. Chris was brought to her attention when, during the [[Love Quest]] era, he started advertising himself in front of the store. This inspired her short story [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer]], published early in [[2005]] on her blog.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20190913011805/http://dangerless.blogspot.com:80/2005/02/story-7.html http://dangerless.blogspot.com/2005/02/story-7.html(archive)]</ref>

Soon after publishing the story she befriended Chris. Chris made romantic advances towards her until she told him she was a [[Chris and religion|Mormon]] and a [[Homos|lesbian]], even before coming out to family, in order to rebuff his advances (although humorously, as Mormons are profoundly against homosexuality, Chris' belief in this further reinforces his extreme gullibility).<ref>Via [http://www.formspring.me/AMcLerran Formspring]:"...it was the only way to get him to stop thinking of me as a 'candidate'..."</ref><ref><s>[http://thundercamp.tumblr.com/post/2784133782/tell-your-parents-something-youve-been-witholding Anna's Tumblr page]</s>Tumblr 404, not on Internet Archive</ref> Chris refers to her as proof that he can be friends with [[homos|homosexuals]].<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>

In summer 2005 Chris helped to throw Anna a surprise party for her 20th birthday along with her other friends. Soon after this Anna moved to [[wikipedia:Salt Lake City|Salt Lake City, Utah]] with her family.<ref>[[DVD Slideshow Transcripts#CWC Note 9]]</ref><ref>[[MySpace#I like the African Americans as equals.]]</ref> Since then her relationship with Chris has been mostly long-distance, although a picture of her with [[Barbara]] from [[August 2016]] shows that she has visited the Chandlers on at least one occasion since then.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/anna-mclerran-posts-new-photo-of-barb.24405/</ref> Apparently Chris did not learn that Anna was a lesbian until after her move, indicating that he still saw her as a potential girlfriend even when she was living across the country from him.<ref>[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)#Anna McLerran]]</ref>

Most people who observe Chris intensely dislike Anna, as she is not seen to be a genuine [[Chris_and_socialization|friend]] to Chris; sometimes even equated with [[Barb]] in terms of making Chris worse, because like Barb, she has (or at least has had in the past) considerable influence over Chris, but seldom uses it to help him improve his life. Chris's observers note that [[28 October 2011|the first time]] Chris ran afoul of the law, she made a joke ''about him getting raped in prison'' on [[Facebook]], not exactly what friends say in these situations. Moreover, after [[Destruction Of Chris's House|his house burned down]], while even the denizens of the CWCki Forums were putting together a [[Destruction_Of_Chris's_House#Aftermath_and_reaction|care package]] for Chris, Anna was nowhere to be seen - until she popped up on one of Chris's Facebook statuses to discuss irrelevant drama, and was promptly called out for not even pretending to care that her "friend's" house had burned to the ground.

It should also be noted that Anna was initially a troll of sorts, sharing her interactions with Chris on the [[CWCki Forums]], at one point hosting a conference call with leading trolls wherein she primarily talked about herself, and seemingly only turned to counter-trolling when she didn't get the adoration she'd anticipated from the trolling community. Despite her apparent apathy to Chris or his problems (beyond the trolls of course), Anna is also known to lash out at people who threaten her privileged position by befriending Chris.

In short, most believe Anna is an attention-seeker who pretends to be Chris's friend for her own benefit, tries to function as his gatekeeper to give herself some illusion of power, and (nowadays, at least) only occasionally involves herself in his affairs for a fresh fix of attention, and by all accounts, she only associates with Chris in order to feel better about her own insecurities, that way she can say at least someone is worse off than she is.

Even Chris doesn't seem to deem her to be a friend anymore – as of 2015, he has been pining for the return of his [[gal-pals]] because he has no friends or social life, with no mention of Anna.

In a letter dated 22 October 2021, Chris claimed that Anna was autistic.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 20 October 2021]]</ref>

==Protection of Chris==
After Christian discovered The Crazy Pacer story on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], Anna felt a need to defend Chris against the internet at large. In a textbook case of [[White knight|white knighting]], she edited Chris's ED page. Anna added a new section to the article, in an attempt to paint Chris as a [[Chris and fashion|goofy clown]], rather than a [[12 October 2009|perverse psychotic]].

{{quote|I wrote that blog back when I didn't know Chris personally. I got to know him soon after that, and we became real friends. He's a really nice guy, with a great sense of [[Random-access humor|humor]]. Yes, to the outsider he is quirky, and some of his actions and the things he says can be funny, but at the same time he cares deeply about his friends, and all the other good stuff nobody looking at this page wants to hear about. I just wanted to put that out there, though, since I obviously can't permanently delete the blog inclusion. I'll just have to wait until this whole website is shut down for good.|Note from Anniebannany<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20081020022909/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=next&oldid=1997694799</ref>}}

This passage was so masturbatory that ED users assumed Chris himself wrote it, and it was credited accordingly. However, in [[December 2009]], Anna admitted to writing the article section herself.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20100112193854/http://twitter.com/ourladyanna/status/6427862439</ref> It is unknown why she had actually befriended him, but according to her, her intentions were pure.<ref><s>http://twitter.com/ourladyanna/status/40869014897045504</s>Error.Tweet not found</ref>

{{quote|C-Chan continues to crack me up with his antics. I know he's straight, but LAWD. If that boy would just heed even a few of my warnings, I flatter myself to think he'd go far.|Anna (clearly delusional)<ref><s>http://annamclerran.blogspot.com/2009/01/el-dee-ess-bee-see.html</s>dead link</ref>}}

On the night of 5 [[December 2009]], Anna complained about socialite {{w|Nicole Ritchie}} having appropriated a classic picture of Christian in his mother's underwear to use against faux-punk guitarist {{w|Benji Madden}}. Anna, self-appointed guardian of Chris, kicked up a stink, demanding that the picture be taken down, as if it could not be found elsewhere. According to Anna, "he's autistic and does whatever the internet tells him to do :(",<ref name="twitpic">http://twitpic.com/s7pfi</ref> ignoring the substantial amount of depravity that he exhibits without any outside encouragement. Anna went on to criticize the CWCki and other sources of the truth about Chris, claiming that "there is very little truth to anything those websites say about him. trust me on this one. he is an awesome guy in real life. [[Death threats|super nice]]."<ref name="twitpic"/> This is all very amusing when you consider her initial reaction to seeing the picture: "WHAT THE FUCK hahahahahhahahahaaha he's getting so famous!!"<ref><s>[http://twitter.com/ourladyanna/status/6377147359 Anna's Twitter]</s>Dead Link</ref>

In [[April 2012]], after Chris's [[Facebook]] status about his claims to losing his [[virgin with rage|virgin]]ity became public, Anna (using the name Fighta Jet Lopez) lashed out against trolls, and tried to offer Chris advice about befriending people online that he didn't know in real life.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20140115002949/http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/435/anacwc.png</ref>
{{-}}

Needless to say, Anna isn't popular amongst the troll community, since she not only remains a [[White knight|staunch defender]] of Chris' antics, but is also pretty delusional, especially when the evidence of Chris' [[Tomgirl Pictures|own]] [[Death threats|mental]] [[28 October 2011|instability]] is practically hitting her right in the face. Like Christian's parents, Anna is an enabler, albeit an indirect one, who opts to tell Chris [[Chris and his Ego|what he wants to hear]] instead of what he ''should'' hear. For example, in a response to Chris's complaining about fan-made [[My Little Pony]] videos on his [[Facebook]] page on June 26th, 2012, she had this to say:

{{quote|"I'm still [[Naïve|amazed]] at how so many [[Trolls|people]] think they can justify baiting and trolling an autistic man by calling him naive or saying he deserves it for _____. [[Twin Falling Towers|There]] [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|is]] [[Death threats|nothing]] [[6 June 2010|you]] [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|could]] [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|do]], Christian, that would make you deserve ANY of this treatment."|Anna, again, [[White_knight#Autism_does_not_excuse_a_terrible_person|clearly delusional]]<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Trolls destroyed my inspiration]]</ref>}}
{{-}}

If you need any more proof about this mollycoddling, delusional behavior, however, consider [[Facebook#Gay Marriage|a certain post Chris made on his Facebook page]], which struck a nerve with Anna because of its blatant anti-homosexual tones. Despite both Anna and [[Kim]] - usually staunch rivals - calling him out on it, he brushed them both off, not even offering Anna, herself a homosexual, an apology for his behavior in the thread.

Despite this, what did Anna say mere weeks later?

{{quote|"Just rewatched your [[DVD]] with a friend. She agrees with me that you are a sweetheart and it made me really miss you. I wished you lived close so I could introduce you to her-she's married, but she would make a great friend to you. I got to thinking when you and I first met and I pulled out my folder of all the things you've sent or given me over the years- your comics, letters, cards. It all just serves to illustrate what a [[White Knight|remarkable injustice]] these [[Trolls|people]] have done to you through the years. I don't care what anyone says, '''[[Death threats|you]] [[Twin Falling Towers|do]] [[Homos|not]] [[Megan emails, 2008#Megan is scarred by ShecameforCWC.JPG|deserve]] [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers#CWC Calls Out sonichuizcool|an]] [[Facebook#Imgur|ounce]] [[White knight#Autism does not excuse a terrible person|of]] [[Chris and anger|hate]]'''. You're an incredible person with [[Chris and art|incredible creativity and talent]], and I hope that your ability to create has not dimmed too much. I wish [[CWCki|more people knew the real you]] instead of this [[CWCFlyingElephants|strange]] [[Death threats|monster]] [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|the internet]] thinks you are. But I suppose that's how it is with celebrities of all kinds- people think they know them, but they never really do. [[Gal Pal|I love you]], and consider you one of my dearest friends and one of my most favorite people in the world. Stay strong, Christian. You have more [[Chaotic Combo|allies]] than you think."|Anna. Do we really need to say it again?}}
{{-}}

Keep in mind that this comes on the heels of not just a homophobic post he made, but a leak where he demanded that somebody murder Mimms' girlfriend.
It is ''very'' apparent that when it comes to [[white knight]] attitudes, Anna sits as queen, blissfully ignoring Chris' obvious problems and cheering him on, possibly until the day she dies.

Ironically, despite her encouragement, she has shown a severe dislike towards fellow Facebook white knight [[Kim Wilson]]. This is probably because Kim, whom Anna correctly assumed to be a long time undercover [[troll]], tried to improve Chris by providing constructive and often harsh criticism rather than just confirming his ridiculous ideas and telling him what he wanted to hear. Even more ironically, despite being one of Chris's most outspoken and staunch defenders online, Anna neither commented on nor showed any signs of helping Chris out when his house burned down, which ultimately means that his ''trolls'' have been more active in getting him back on his feet that his defenders. Make of that what you will.

===Twitter ramblings about Chris===
Following Anna's Facebook responses to Chris's loss of virginity, she saw an influx of trolls trying to befriend her on Facebook and follow her on [[Twitter]]. Despite voicing her hostility to the people who were following her only because they were trolling Chris, she continued to talk about him and them. Anna has since set her Twitter to private.<ref><s>https://twitter.com/#!/ourladyanna</s> Dead Link</ref>

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| I'm fed up with the way people have treated my friend over the years. He doesn't deserve the hand life dealt him, and it's stopping now.<ref name ="tweet2">https://web.archive.org/web/20140115003005/http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/1281/tweet2.png</ref>
| 12 April 2012
| 10:37 PM
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| dear [[Christian Weston Chandler|fat, ugly manchildren]] constantly trying to add me on facebook to screencap my interactions with christian: you are all getting blocked.<ref name="tweet2"/>
| 13 April 2012
| 9:23 PM
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| and a special fuck you to any of you cunts who follow me on twitter purely in case i say something about chris.<ref name="tweet2"/>
| 13 April 2012
|9:24 PM
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| so much negativity...some people need to go live their own lives! well actually, everyone needs to. ha<ref name="tweet1"><s>http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/1746/tweet1.png</s>Not Found</ref>
| 15 April 2012
| 12:10 AM
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| tell me, basement dwellers, what are you hoping to accomplish with this? i'm a bit too evolved to take your bait. get a life, please.<ref name="tweet1"/>
| 15 April 2012
| 1:45 PM
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===Chris dons the armor===

On 5 [[May 2012]] Chris and Anna reversed roles when he posted a [[Facebook#Hey, Doofs! Leave Anna Alone!|Facebook note]] in which he played the part of the white knight:

{{quote|She does NOT deserve to be bothered by you doofy trolls at all. It has always been ME you want. [...] Yes, she is cute, and it is possible that [[Affair with Mother|she may look like my mom at a younger age]], but I do not see my mom in her, and she is who she is, and I respect Anna as a friend.

Aim your [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]] towards me alone, and Leave All of My Friends and Family alone.|Chris}}

Chris has stood up for Anna in the past as well. On 14 [[March 2010]] he wrote a [[CWC Blog#14 March 2010|blog post]] on the [[CWCipedia]] asking the CWCki's webmaster to remove from her website all mentions of Anna's name (and of the names of several other acquaintances of his) in the same way all mentions of [[The Wallflower]]'s real name were removed from the CWCki.

===Hospitalisation===
According to a Kiwi Farms poster, November 2012<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220720132530/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/anna-mclerran-rate-thread.1547/page-5#post-97037</ref> saw Anna in a mental hospital,<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20190407212507/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/is-anna-troll-worthy.1052/page-2#post-70170</ref> owing to social anxiety which caused her to stay inside playing Call of Duty for days on end<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220720141622/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/annas-anti-troll-plea-to-catie.6571/page-7#post-452415</ref>—note the irony in her calling her Twitter followers basement‐dwellers. Her fixation on Chris might be pathological. Chris has also claimed in a jail letter that Anna was autistic.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 20 October 2021]]</ref>

===Disagreements with Chris===

On 28 [[March 2013]], Chris posted the following to his [[Facebook]] account, complaining about media coverage of the historic {{w|Hollingsworth v. Perry}} Supreme Court deliberations:

{{quote|Another thing that really Grinds My Gears:

I mean no personal offense, and I am For Lesbians being together and their marriage. But I am really offended with the damn homosexual males altogether. So I am like 50/50 on the current topic in the newspapers, but I am 100% sick, tired and disgusted of having to read at least the headlines in the Post. Talk about something else already!|Chris on Facebook<ref>[[March 2013 Facebook posts#Gay marriage]]</ref>}}

To widespread surprise, Anna defied her usual pattern of being a mindless enabler to inform Chris that his logic was a bit [[slow in the mind]], in a change of the status quo that suggested Chris' antics were beginning to alienate even his staunchest defenders:

{{quote|it isn't right for you to be okay with lesbians and not be okay with gays|Anna, beginning to tire of Chris' nonsense}}

The next day, Chris responded:

{{quote|Like it is not right for me to prefer women over men for attraction and companionship? Or a number of women not liking women over men for their catty attitudes?|Chris, [[Honor roll|not making any sense whatsoever]]}}

As seen above, Chris's reply was nothing but an incoherent red herring, completely side-stepping the original question of why it was right for lesbians to marry and not right for gay men to. The real answer, of course, is because, to Chris, gay men are disgusting and [[Homos#Views on lesbianism|lesbians are hot]].

===Anti-troll plea to Catie===
On 18 [[December 2014]], it was leaked on the CWCki Forums that Anna desperately tried to stop [[Catherine|Catie]] from continuing her relationship with Chris, as Anna suspected that Catie was a troll posing as a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. Unfortunately for Anna, [[Catherine#The date|Chris had met Catie at that point]] and was completely infatuated - Anna was fighting a losing battle. This incident does however reveal that Anna is still at least peripherally involved in Chris' life, despite the apparent silence since their spat over gay marriage.

Her last‐ditch attempt to dislodge Catie was an attempted appeal to Catie's humanity:<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220720144008/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/annas-anti-troll-plea-to-catie.6571/</ref>

{{quoteboxred|You really need to leave Christian alone. It's so painfully obvious to anyone on the outside that you have a fake profile specifically designed to troll him. Just about every paragraph holds a clue against you. The fake license was a pathetic effort, but one you knew would work well enough on someone [[Naïve|naive]]. Too bad you used the wrong font, didn't match the background color, made your fake signature longer than the signature box would allow, and forgot to put the second signature over the picture.

I don't care what you're hoping to get out of this--whether you want to troll him to do something funny, or simply get him to trust you to ultimately help him. You are doing far more damage than you think. You're messing with an autistic man who simply won't see the truth because he wants the lie so badly. And that's sick. You're not just messing with him, though--you're messing with his mom, and you're messing with me.

Whatever your opinion of his mom is, it doesn't give you the right to break her heart either. She doesn't deserve to be given false hope that maybe her son HAS found a soul mate and WILL be taken care of after she's gone. Because that's her greatest fear, and you're playing on it like a predator.

So just stop. I know you're probably pretending to be upset with him right now so that you'll get him desperate enough to do whatever you tell him. It's obscene. Let it go, walk away. Delete the fake accounts, and never do anything like this again.}}

That Anna would make these criticisms of Catherine is highly ironic. Anna chastises Catherine for playing to Chris's harmful delusions, even if she's doing it to help him—the very delusions Anna has been callously nurturing for years, believing she was ''doing it to help him''.

The overall point of her message to Catherine illustrates that her pontifical attitude towards Chris has undergone no change as it has coursed through the river of time. It's possible that Chris's [[October 2014 Facebook Posts|recent announcements]] regarding LGBT affairs have coerced her to forgive him for his former unflinching homophobia.

==Gallery==
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Image:AVDYT01-001.jpg
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Image:0690-ANNABD3.JPG|A seemingly innocent party…
Image:0691-ANNABD4.JPG|…with cards…
Image:0692-ANNABD5.JPG|…the close company of friends…
Image:0693-AnnaBD7.JPG|…cake…
Image:0697-AnnaBD10.JPG|…(too hard to tell)…
Image:0694-AnnaBD8.JPG|…aaaaaaaaaand here's Chris.
Image:0695-AnnaBD9.JPG|One of these people is more awkward than the others.
Image:0696-AnnaBD6.JPG|Yes, she was smiling, but you can see that on the inside she was dying.
File:32-Modest Manna Card.jpg|"Modest Manna", a Mormon [[My Little Pony]] based on Anna.
File:Annapeace.jpg|
File:Annadishes.jpg|Anna's infamous dishwashing photo
File:Annahat.jpg|Oh fuck, go back
File:Barb and anna.jpg|Anna with Barb, August 2016. Posted to Anna's Facebook.
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Christian Weston Chandler

2021-11-21T13:59:23Z

Piratecodet: Added a new Alias for Chris

:''This article is about Chris himself... it is his article and nothing less! For the "Sonichu" character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]].<br>''
:''"Christian" redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''

{{Transgender|MTF}}
{{protip|While Chris now identifies as a woman, the CWCki continues to refer to Chris-Chan only by what he once called his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|true, original gender]] and [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|GodBear-given name]], to keep consistent to [[Sagas#Classic Chris Era|classical]] records when he referred to himself as a man.}}
{{Honest}}

{{quote|I am the [[Slow-in-the-minds|high-functioning]] [[autism|autistic]] person who was heavily [[stress|emotionally damaged]], [[Chris and art|artistic]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] lost with [[Chris and his Ego#Paranoia|paranoia]], [[BlueSpike|deception]], [[Jack Thaddeus|blackmail]] and [[Death threats|plain hurtful words]] from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the hand-drawing original [[Chris and copyright|creator]] of [[sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|USA]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], AKA Chris.<ref>
[http://web.archive.org/web/20110804190802/http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=57&start=10 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :(] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself (archive from 4 Aug 2011)</ref>}}

{{quote|Behold, the Mistake of God!|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] on Chris.}}

{{Infobox Person
| title = Chris Chandler
| image = CWCspread cropped.jpg
| size = 350
| name = Christopher Weston Chandler (1982–[[Christopher's name change|1992]]) <br> Christian Weston Chandler ([[Christopher's name change|1992]]–2016) <br> Christine Weston Chandler (2016–present)
| aliases = Chris-Chan<br>CWC<br>[[Bob Chandler|Little C]]<br>[[Spanish|Ricardo]]<br>[[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|RWC]]<br>[[Sonichu (character)|Father]]<br>[[Sonichu (character)|Pop]]<br> [[Rosechu (character)|Papa]]<br>[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]<br>[[Liquid Chris|Solid Chris]]<br>[[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]]<br>[[Carlos Chantor]]<br>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]]<br>[[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]]<br>[[CWCki Forums|paintingatree]]<br>[[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]]<br>[[Night Star]]<br>[[CPU Blue Heart]]<br>[[CWC Psychlight]]<br>[[Kiwi Farms|LegendaryChristorian]]<br>[[CWCki Forums|OPL (Our Pet Lolcow)]]<br>[[Internet Dream Lounge|Natalie Portman]]<br>[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children| Grandma Christine]]<br>[[Sonichu (character)|Mother]]<br>[[Sonichu (character)|Mama]]<br>[[Spirit possession|Sonichu]]<br>[[Jail Letter 1|Jesus Christ]]<br>[[Jail Letter 1|Camera #000]] <br> [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021|Christine Chan Sonichu]]
| year = 1982
| month = 2
| day = 24
|gender = Male (1982–2016)<br>[[Tomgirl]] (2011–2014)<br>[[Transgender|Transwoman]] (2016–present)
| nation = [[United States|American]]
| race = White (1/8<sup>th</sup> "[[Cherokian]]")
|label8 = Height
| ft = 5
| in = 11
| heightsrc = <ref>[[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210112838/https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1084128581360513025]]</ref>
|lb = 209
|weightsrc= <ref>[[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210112838/https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1084128581360513025]]</ref>
|father = [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1927–2011)
|mother = [[Barbara Chandler]] (1941–present)
|siblings = [[Cole Smithey]] (half-brother)<br>[[David Alan Chandler]] (half-brother)<br>[[Carol Chandler]] (half-sister)
|education = [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] ([[CADD]])
|occupation = Freelance comic book artist ([[Lulu|self-published]])<br>Video game designer (unpublished)<br>[[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]]) <br>[[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]])<br>[[Carlos Chantor|Male escort]] ([[2010]], unpaid)<br>Entrepreneur, [[Chris and business|Cwcville Shopping]] ([[2014]]–[[2016]])<br>[[Stephanie Bustcakes|Prostitute]] ([[2016]], unpaid)
|spouse = [[Cryzel Rosechu]], [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] (m. March 2018) <br> [[Sylvana]] Rosechu and [[Mewtwo]] (m. June 2018)<ref>[[:File:Miss Cherry asks Chris about his marriages.png]]</ref>
|titles = Sonichu Creator<br>Chronicler of Sonichu & Rosechu<br>[[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddess]] of the Nations of [[Cwcville]], Comma, and the [[Commodore 64|Commodore Consoles]]<ref>https://archive.fo/v5aVW</ref><br>The Queen of Modern Laughter<ref>[[Internet_Dream_Lounge#Outro_.281:12:27-1:16:25.29]]</ref><br>
}}

'''Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu''', formerly '''Christian Weston Chandler''' and '''Christine Weston Chandler''' (born: '''Christopher Weston Chandler'''; 24 February [[1982]]) is a {{Age|1982|2|24}}-year-old [[Autism|autistic]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|mentally ill]]<ref>Confirmed by placement in the [[Therapeutic Docket]].</ref> [[JERKS|misan]][[Women's rights|drist]], a former [[virgin with rage]], a self-proclaimed [[CPU Blue Heart|deity]], and an accused sex offender currently residing in jail. He is commonly referred to by his nickname '''Chris-Chan''', by his initials '''CWC''', or simply the gender-neutral '''Chris'''. He looks kind of like a cartoon version of {{w|Benjamin Franklin}} come to life, and is considered to be one of the most well-known and well-documented lolcows in internet culture – if not one of the most well-documented people in history.

Some would consider Chris to be a celebrity, but he hasn't sold a multiplatinum [[Chris and music|album]], nor has he been awarded with an [[Chris and cinematography|Oscar]]. Instead, he is the [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of the infamous webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', which ostensibly tells the story of an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and his [[sweetheart]] [[Rosechu]] and their adventures with the [[Chaotic Combo]]. In practice, the webcomic really serves as wish fulfillment for Chris himself, allowing him to express his dissatisfaction with how [[Mary Lee Walsh|the faculty at school and college]] didn't acknowledge [[Honor roll|what he saw as an exemplary academic performance]] [[Count Graduon|when he graduated]], along with his frustration over [[Love Quest|being unable to find a romantic partner]]; as such, the book let him redirect his [[Chris and anger|anger]] toward [[Jerkop|the people who]] [[Manajerks|would impede him]] on his journey, casting them as villains and himself as [[List of unheroic protagonist actions|a true Campbellian hero]] in his narrative. After completing his education, Chris was unemployed for most of his adult life, making a living off of [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]] and [[Patreon|donations]] from his webcomic's [[True and Loyal Fanbase]].

In late [[2007]], he became [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]]-famous when images of him at [[The GAMe PLACe|a tabletop gaming store]] leaked out to the {{w|Something Awful}} message boards. Upon discovery, Chris was mocked for his [[Chris and fashion|odd fashion sense]] and [[Obesity|oafish appearance]], and images of Chris at the store soon spread to places like [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], and in the process, many [[trolls]] became exposed to his webcomic for the first time, propelling Chris to stardom. Initial fascination was spurred on by his [[Chris and art|childlike artwork]], his signature homemade [[Medallions|Sonichu medallion]] that he wore in public, and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[Attraction Sign|sign]] asking women to talk to him. [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|His reaction to the ensuing mockery]] led to a cycle of [[Honest Content|Chris revealing more disturbing facts about himself]] and [[Chris and manipulation|trolls going to greater and greater lengths to uncover more knowledge about this strange individual]]. Thus, Chris's life began to spiral out of control with the advent of organized trolling, [[Chris and...|armchair psychological analysis]] from bewildered onlookers, and some truly bizarre antics from Chandler that continue to this day, which would influence the development of the webcomic whenever Chris got around to updating it.

Chris's most notable period of activity on the internet occurred between 2007 and 2010 – a period now dubbed the "Classic Era" by modern Christorians – in which he was repeatedly baited by trolls pretending to be [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|romantic interests]] and he lashed out against arch-enemy [[Clyde Cash]], the leader of the most notable group of trolls in his life: [[Trolls#The Miscreants|The Miscreants]]. In this time, [[Julie Reveals Herself|he was duped by]] [[BlueSpike|a sadistic 13-year-old]] [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|into stuffing his medallion up his ass]], [[Liquid Chris|had his identity stolen by a far more talented individual]], [[Asperchu|and had ''Sonichu'' mercilessly spoofed by a webcomic team that specifically designed a story that would piss him off]], among other misadventures. However, he eventually decided to sign off from the internet at the end of this period, seemingly wising up to his dang dirty trolls. When he inevitably returned to the limelight a few months later in 2011, he was not the same. [[Tomgirl Pictures|Chris began to experiment with crossdressing, calling himself a "Tomgirl"]], before eventually coming out as [[transgender]] in late 2014.

From here, Chris's internet life stayed relatively normal (by his standards), despite his shift in gender identity, his father's death, [[28 October 2011|a hit-and-run case]], [[2014 house fire|the accident that caused his house to burn down]], and [[26 December 2014|an incident where he maced an employee at a GameStop store]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|over the color of Sonic's arms]]. Things changed when two new sets of trolls – known as the [[Idea Guys]] and the [[Teen Troon Squad]] – [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwashed]] him with increasingly-insane beliefs (such as the idea that he and both of his parents are [[Sonichu (species)|half-Sonichu]]), culminating in [[Chris and reality|Chris's revelation]] that he is [[CPU Blue Heart|a goddess]] meant to bring about [[Dimensional Merge|a convergence of dimensions]] that will merge [[Dimensions#C-197|the world shown in his webcomic]] with our world, effectively starting a doomsday cult around what started as a silly, self-indulgent ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' and ''[[Pokémon]]'' crossover. Since then, Chris has used [[Messiah complex|this delusion]] as an elaborate [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism while he continues his self-destructive habits.

In spite of the trolls in question being driven out by the effort of [[Guard Dogs|groups of]] [[Watchmen|counter-trolls]] trying to keep Chris from going further down a self-destructive path, or at least to keep him from embarrassing himself any more, Chris chose to keep clinging to these unhealthy and downright absurd beliefs. All the while, Chris's [[Chris and health|physical]] and [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]] are withering away, and [[Financhu Crisis|money is becoming a serious issue for the Chandler household]], and Chris's mother isn't long for this world, all of which has led Chris to retreat even further into his fantasies. It's gotten to the point where [[Spirit possession|he now pretends to be possessed by various fictional characters]] on a regular basis, with one nearly year-long period of "possession" by Sonichu serving as a way for Chris to cope with the fact that he wasn't able to attend [[BABSCon|two ''My Little Pony'' conventions]] that had been cancelled during the [[COVID-19]] pandemic. The point of no return finally happened in [[2021]] after [[Incest call|a recording]] between Chris and [[Isabella Loretta Janke|a troll posing as a fan]] revealed that he had several [[Incest|incestuous]] encounters with his mother, which has forcibly evicted him from [[14 Branchland Court|his own home]] and sent him to jail, which became his most publicized incident in years. Chris is now looking at prison time.

There has never been an internet personality quite like Chris-Chan, thanks to the unique circumstances leading to his prominence online, and there may never be another quite like him – he is truly one of a kind. It is the dedicated mission of [[CWCki|this very wiki]] to chronicle his life in ridiculous detail, and if you want to go down the seemingly bottomless rabbit hole with us, then you should probably start by reading this page. Buckle up, because this is going to be a long ride and the end is nowhere in sight.

==Overview==
{{quote|He seems intelligent enough to understand that he does not understand, and that is the hardest part of all.|An anonymous [[University of Virginia]] student making an observation about Chris.<ref>
[https://thereisbeautyin.livejournal.com/4791.html "glass house"], a post from LiveJournal user thereisbeautyin.</ref>}}

[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|An infamous image Chris drew of himself enjoying a soda in 2 ways.]]]]

Chris is a timid, autistic, self-identified [[Transgender|transwoman]] with delusional tendencies who has been allowed – by his parents, [[Barbara Chandler]] and the deceased [[Bob Chandler]] – to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in his parents' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Even as Chris nears his forties, he remains so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to the norms of society, despite his need for independence becoming direr as his mother's health fails. Chris regularly demonstrates having trouble with acceptable [[Love Quest|public]] [[Chris and the Law#2013|behavior]], recognizing when he needs to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|use the washroom]], and using his time to [[Sonic Boom Protests|contribute]] [[Dimensional Merge|to]] [[Twitter|society]] in any meaningful way. Although the public school system forced him to face [[reality]], graduation has allowed Chris to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities, opting instead to stick to the comfort of living at home and subsisting off of taxpayer dollars. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris hasn't held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]] [[Wendy's|since 2001]] (commissions and multi-level marketing aside), and he hasn't been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. It is likely Chris will never get a job again thanks to Patreon, the tugboat, the <s>begging</s> generous donations, and the fact he has flat out said his autism prevents him from getting a job (in spite of there being many social services available to help people with disabilities find work). Chris has had shockingly few meaningful relationships with people in a social setting outside of his parents, although he does manage to make friends with people who share his interests in nerd and LGBT culture<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20201210113452/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-happen-when-barb-dies.10000/page-96#post-1853572</ref>.

[[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris in [[July 2018]], posing with a fan cosplaying as Sonichu at [[BronyCon]].]]

Chris is completely obsessed with his OC and the associated comic, to the point that he has hand-crafted several [[medallions]] in Sonichu's shape. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[college]] graduation; the medallion disappeared for a time, but returned in [[September 2010]]. At the same time, he is absolutely convinced that everyone wants to learn about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making ''Sonichu'' games is that they're either tough negotiators, or that his chances are being ruined by trolls working for them. For a while, Chris had been upkeeping an eBay shop where he would make and sell these medallions, including Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, and even custom character options. These were sold for $30 apiece. After the eBay shop became a mild success he moved to Etsy, however, his laziness got the best of him and he lost the shop after nine months in business, due to failing to fulfill orders.

Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos|gay men]], and communicated this with such intensity that observers were easily convinced he was simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle|penis]], and he stared at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep himself straight.<ref>[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]</ref> Chris' words do not always align with his actions; throughout his early Internet history, he appeared to be deeply insecure about his gender and sexuality. Even prior to his gender transition, he has [[recycling|swallowed his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|worn a bra]], and only reined in his [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendency to proudly cross-dress]] because his elderly mother intensely disapproved. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Chris's own judgments on his sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seemed to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.<ref>[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]</ref> However, his homophobia didn't extend to lesbians, whom he "partially [en]courages" and is even aroused by. Over time, Chris dropped his homophobic tendencies, [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|apologized in 2015]] and supports what he calls the [[SLGBTQ]] spectrum. In [[2018]], the [[Idea Guys]] [[brainwashed]] Chris into identifying as bisexual.

His adult life has been largely defined by his goals of developing ''Sonichu'' into a hit media franchise, his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''his current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race|white]] girl" to make into a "[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|sweetheart from the ground-up]]," and, beginning from 2011, his gender identity as a [[tomgirl]] and later a lesbian transwoman.

==Aliases==
{{quote|Call me by the real name that [[Chris and religion|God]] [[Christopher's name change|and the bear]] has given me throughout my whole life. The current full name of Christian Weston Chandler, my first name being Christopher and my Spanish nickname being Ricardo. But in the end, just call me the full name, Christian Weston Chandler.|[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Chris making demands of]] [[Liquid Chris|his impostor]], years before legally changing his name to "Christine".}}

[[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|right|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian's hand-drawn representation of himself.]]]]

Christian Weston Chandler has a wide array of names he has given himself. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to "Christian" at the behest of the "[[Leonard Bearstein|mall conductor bear]]" that misheard his name, which he interpreted as a sign from God. In either case, he answers to "Chris" and "Chris-Chan". [[Autism|Unusually]], Chris would often refer to himself by his full name, or if he's feeling especially formal, "Christopher Christian Weston Chandler". He is [[Chris and his ego|unusually proud]] of his initials "CWC", and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word "quick". Examples include [[CWCville]], [[A CWC Audition]] and [[CWC Dare]].

Shortly after declaring himself a [[transgender]] lesbian, Chris started introducing himself as "Christine". In May 2016, he successfully filed for another name change to "Christine Weston Chandler".<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=20763|title= Chris filed for a legal name change|autoarchive=20211017191545}}</ref> He then followed up by filing to alter the description for sex on his driver's license to female.<ref>[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]</ref> He now signs his name with "heart i's". Legal documents refer to him as Christine Chandler,<ref>[[:File:Trespass case 2018.png]]</ref> except for civil cases, in which he hadn't updated his name change information with plaintiffs.<ref>[[:Image:Court Record - 2019 Midland Funding Debt Case, Garnishment (Chris, GV18000451-01).png]]</ref> [[CWCki|This wiki]], however, refers to him as Chris for consistency.

[[File:Cwc bronycon 2017 1.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Chris started going by "Christine" in late 2014.]]

Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was "Ricardo", and long after then he would still translate his own name to "Ricardo Weston Chandler" when writing or speaking in Spanish, likely due to his ignorance of the fact that you generally don't replace your own name with something completely different when speaking in another language. At times he would go so far as to announce himself as "Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler", or variants thereof, to identify himself precisely. In recent times, Chris has forgone stating his middle name, former names, and Spanish nickname in videos; now he usually leads with just "Christine Chandler". (Chris has never come up with a feminine counterpart to his "Ricardo" nickname, or any other Spanish-sounding replacement.)

Occasionally, Chris would use the names of his characters to refer to himself, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], and of course, Sonichu. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. As Chris grew even more unhinged in 2017 and fell under the [[Idea Guys]]'s sway in 2018, he would conflate himself even further with his fantastic inventions to the point where he unofficially added "Sonichu" to the end of his name (although this is not recognized as a legal name change, unlike "Christian" or "Christine" in previous years), to account for his later belief that he is actually half-Sonichu in real life following several rounds of brainwashing. Other modern names for himself include [[CPU Blue Heart]] and [[Night Star]], his self-inserts for the ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' and ''[[My Little Pony]]'' franchises respectively. In contexts when he wants to be especially grandiose, he might append his various fictional alter egos to his name, much as he would list his former names in the past.

Only a few names commonly used to refer to Chris are not invented by Chris himself. One of the most notable ones is "Chrissy", popularized by [[YouTube#Fan archives and leaks|Arjen Van Dierten]] oddly enough, trying to mockingly feminize Chris's name seemed to predict his eventual interest in crossdressing and later interest in becoming transgender. [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], which was derived from Chris's IBAChandler [[YouTube]] account, was popularized by [[Liquid Chris]], [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|much to Chris's angst]]. Less notably, there is also "Solid Chris", used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of a [[Metal Gear Solid|certain video game series]]. Certain A-Loggers have been known to refer to Chris as "Satan's Agent on Earth". Users of [[Kiwi Farms]] have coined the term "Classic Chris" to refer to Chris before the [[Tomgirl Saga]] and/or the [[2014 house fire|house fire]], with "Modern Chris" being used to describe his later antics.

==Foundational Era==
{{quote|The most important parting words I can leave you with - well, are to always remember this. You show people where your [[Kick the Autistic|weak points]] are located, then [[Trolls|they]] will know how to [[Chris and anger|push your button]]. If you never show them, they will never know.|[[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]] giving Chris valuable advice that he, unfortunately, did not follow.}}

Christopher Weston Chandler was born on 24 February 1982 at {{w|Martha Jefferson Hospital}} in [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]].<ref name="WikiProfile">[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]</ref> His parents, [[Borb|Robert and Barbara]], worked as a engineer at Western Electric and a office worker at Virginia Power, respectively. Although little is known about Chris's toddler years, the [[Autism papers]] revealed that he was delayed in his language ability, which became his first sign of [[autism]].

===Childhood and Adolescence===
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[[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan... in a {{w|Pogs|pog}} form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]

Chris claims his first word, "monkey", was spoken at 6 weeks old,<ref name="Wikipedia early">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> and he remains proud of this feat into his thirties regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true – the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.

An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> allegedly locked him in a toy room at an early age after turning all the lights off, an event he described as being intensely traumatic for him.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> (Chris apparently missed the irony of the fact that he regularly locked himself in a room, surrounded by toys, for much of his adult life.) He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism (which is wishful thinking on Chris's part, considering that autism is a genetic condition that isn't triggered by external trauma). Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy. He was diagnosed with high-functioning autism, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref> However, Chris was able to meet these cognitive milestones in time.

During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. One day, she convinced him that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when he crawled in there to look, she locked him in,<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]</ref> beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a girl – if a guy did that to him, Chris would vow vengeance). In [[1992]], noted ursine conductor Leonard Bearstein misheard Christopher's first name and called him "Christian", which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have his name legally changed.

Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a "special school", which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was home-schooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.<ref name="Wikipedia early" />

At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to the general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not an elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys and video games at the expense of more mature pursuits. It has also led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).

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Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|As a baby, he was unusually ugly.
Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg|Age 3, actually a pretty cute kid.
Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu Ball]].
Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with his infamous "deer in headlights" [[stare]].
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[[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|CWC the water boy. PRO TIP: Don't drink anything from one of Chris's [[Semen|cups]].]]

[[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]

Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his "[[gal pal]]s" and "[[Joseph Herring|friend]]" at school. It was at this time that he first put his "creative talents" to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu, the latter of which was created for a class project simply because he couldn't use [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted characters]].<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [https://web.archive.org/web/20161008083333/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> (The irony that Chris's own solution to that problem was to merge two copyrighted characters into a new character is somehow still lost on him, even to this day.) After inventing his ''magnum opus'' with the character of Sonichu, Chris began to incorporate his [[OCs|original character]] into everything that he could, although his passion for his character wouldn't truly surface until college.

Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris became despondent and stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it "so hard" despite his autism, ignoring the likelihood that the artistic achievements of his peers were simply better. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult, a phase of his life that his parents had not properly prepared him for.<ref>[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]</ref> Evidently, this fear was unfounded.

Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any other aspect of his life, and has unfortunately even regressed in several key areas as he gets older. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-stasis]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him. [[Chris and nostalgia|Chris still pines for "better days"]] in spite of his current belief system hypothetically leaving him in a better place than he ever was in high school. As you might imagine, this is precisely because things didn't get much better for Chris after finishing school.
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Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|This should win a prize.
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Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...
Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris calls this his "leather face". Apparently, he's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.
Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight – look at it and you'll want to vomit.
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===Adult Chronicles===
[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]

Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]</ref><ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.</ref>
Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the "[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]" and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.

Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read "I am a (variable age)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which was legally true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]].

[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]

After college and completing his education, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]]. He would not make any serious attempts to seek out a career from graduation onward, in spite of attaining a degree that could probably net him a decent-paying (and relatively undemanding) career that would likely grant him more opportunities than sitting at home playing video games ever could.

In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like himself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The two quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing his stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her (a habit that got so bad that [[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Megan sends Chris some more mixed signals|Megan later equated it to sexual harassment]]).

In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.

It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue, the focus of the story had become Chris and his myriad of romantic misadventures. Little would Chris know, however, that his life was about to permanently change as a result writing and drawing of his magnum opus.

==Classic Era==
{{main|2007|2008|2009|2010}}

{{quote|You've wasted your life. You've wasted your life and you think you're good enough to date anyone, including me? I mean, you're frickin' weak-willed, you're not even good enough for society. You- I don't think you're ever gonna get anything, you can't fight for what you want... I'm gonna be happy and I'm gonna live my life and you know what, you're gonna be doing the same thing in five years. If you're not dead.|[[Kacey]], accurately predicting how stagnant Chris's life would be after [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|breaking up with him]].}}

[[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH!!!]]

Chris's rare talent (and by talent we mean pathology) was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author. He was also discovered on 26 October 2007 by the website SomethingAwful, when a user derailed an unrelated conversation and wrote their personal account of Chris. A thread on Chris and Sonichu was created the next day.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1</ref> Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in November 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then, and shockingly enough, Chris himself shoulders some of the blame for why that is.

[[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]]. He was duped into wearing his mom's underwear by [[Blanca Weiss]].]]

Upon learning of the "Chris-Chan" article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself finger-banging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time, giving the trolls justification to continue their war against Chris in the process. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.

[[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]], making [[April 16 Fetish Vids|fetish videos]] for [[Ivy]].]]

In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[fan base]] rallied to force ED to remove the "Chris-Chan" article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would, in turn, encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses.

The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of [[Laughs Under Lucricities]]. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general, opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or [[A-Logging|obnoxious and tiring]] to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting his life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.

[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]

By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals, and that any and all trolls were a vocal minority on his way to fame and fortune. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as "[[saga]]s" such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the ''[[Asperchu]]'' Saga. All the while, the editors and administrators working at Encyclopedia Dramatica and the CWCki maintained a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris could not get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.

Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: that his internet presence and the toxic cycle of exposing something about himself, getting exploited or otherwise made fun of by trolls, and reacting poorly to said trolling was having a detrimental effect upon his mental health and social life, with every new video that he created exasperating the problem. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s. For a time, it looked like Chris was learning from his experiences and was making an effort to improve his own lot in life.

In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. It initially appeared that Chris was making a positive lifestyle change, but alas, it was quickly discovered that his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he announced retirement from social media. Instead of investing his time into more productive activities or improving on his social skills, Chris spent much more time playing video games and otherwise doing what he had been doing when he did engage with trolls. In a predictable fashion, he ultimately forgot anything that he might have learned from his experiences of [[Kick the Autistic|being one of the internet's biggest punching bags]], and he subsequently returned to making new videos starting on [[August 2011]]... Albeit with a pretty big change in how he presented himself online.

==Transvestite Era==
{{main|2011|2012|2013|2014}}

{{quote|I Seriously Have Been [[Chris and English|PUBLICALY]] INVISIBLE for YEARS! The DAMN Trolling-Stupids have manipulated me; smeared my once good name through the worst mud, muck, and bodily fluids; mentally and emotionally raped me continuously; made the worst imaginable reputation of me on the Internet, AND relayed THAT into OFFLINE LIFE in gossip, rumors, and presidentially grand Fucked-Up Campaigns!!!|[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Damn Michael Snyder|Chris vents on Facebook]] after years of trolling take their toll.}}

[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2011]], near the time of his father's death.]]

[[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2012]].]]

Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris's life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of cross-dressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full-blown transvestite (or "[[tomgirl]]", as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seemed to have reconciled this behavior with his extreme homophobia, transphobia, and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and became more extreme in late 2014 and the years that followed. As mentioned previously, Chris would slowly but surely walk back his anti-LGBT stances.

[[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2013]].]]

In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with his widowed mother, who along with the [[tugboat]] is his only source of income. Since his mother is in her 70s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health is taken into account.

After Bob's death, Chris generally ceased interacting with trolls, seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to. Instead, Chris lapsed into a deep depression, no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of the family tragedy, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the bellicose, [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric man-child that the world had come to know and love. For many, it became apparent that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] were over, and several moved on. The Golden Age of Chris-Chan was over.

[[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin [[hair]] receding in earnest.]]

[[File:OmegaconB.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2015]], cosplaying as [[Vinyl Scratch]], AKA [[My Little Pony|DJ-PON3]].]]

Nonetheless, the surviving Chandlers still managed to be drama magnets in their own neighborhood. In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. (Chris had presumed that the store's new management meant that Snyder may no longer work there, thus giving Chris a chance to potentially revisit his old haunt. When this proved to not be the case, the both Chandlers hit Snyder with a car.) The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still face felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer. Much of the money that Bob left behind was used to pay for legal expenses.

While awaiting trial, Chris was worried that he may die a virgin if he were to go to prison, and so looked for ways to have at least one sexual encounter before a worst-case scenario could come to pass. [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true... [[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. Chris reneged on the "true love" part of his [[Love Quest]] and skipped straight to the point, which seemed to satisfy him in the short run but otherwise wasn't a life-changing experience for him. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the Law|the law]] and spent less time online than usual.

[[2013]] saw Chris's online presence more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he has left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Walmart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the "stress" taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being "lonely". Even the "gal-pals" Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him – he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered them, were just as revolted by his antics as much as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behavior coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realize.

The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior.

At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when an extension cord leading from the bathroom to a coffee maker in the hallway – which was placed in such a location due to the nature of Barb's compulsive hoarding habits, and had become frayed due to the constant closing of the door – sparked and [[2014 house fire|set the house on fire]].<ref>[[BraveryJerk Interviews]]</ref> While no human was seriously harmed, one of the [[Chandler cats]] died in the fire. The resulting damages forced Chris and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Some of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Bob's huge record collection.

Chris and his mother ran into [[Chris and money|acute]] [[Debt|financial]] [[Financhu Crisis|difficulties]] as a result of the house fire on top of their existing income issues, and Chris had spent most of the year alternating between begging for money and taking commissions to make more of his artwork on Facebook, and selling autographed photos of himself on eBay ([[Trolls|with it being pretty clear who most of his patrons were]]). Despite the severity of the Chandler family's financial issues, Chris chose to blow literally thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]] instead of working to resolve his debts. Naturally, his "art" and photographs are only really of any value to [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]], who purchased these items as a means to keep a roof over Chris's head.

In July, Chris was catfished once more by a new sweetheart named [[Catherine]] after meeting her through [[OKCupid]]. She met up with him in Ruckersville and surreptitiously recorded his conversations. The relationship lasted through the end of the year, and through this process, it was learned that Chris [[Un-clit|pierced his taint]], with other media tied to Chris's life leaking as Catherine and cooperating trolls uncovered more details about his then-current life and mindset.

[[Transgender|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own duck, in addition to his pre-existing hatred of pickles in general. Chris also took up swanning around attending LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingled with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. Naturally, it was only a matter of time before Chris would make a more serious commitment to his lifestyle change when he officially began to transition.

==Transgender Era==

{{main|2014|2015|2016|2017}}

{{quote|The future shock... Me? Actually a woman? It is a lot to process. But as I recall my past, I remember in high school, my habits and nature were recognized as most feminine. And in comparing it to my experiences with the masculine, I find I actually don't like such brutish things. And looking deep in my heart and soul, [[Chris and gender|I actually find I feel more woman than the male I was born as.]] And the more I open myself to that [[Chris and English|plausible]]... I truly feel more at peace with myself. [[Chris and his ego|I love me.]] '''[[The Incredible Lioness|I am woman! Roar!]]'''|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's fictionalized counterpart]] explaining his philosophy before becoming [[transgender]] in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]].}}

[[File:Happy Birthday, Nathan..mp400001.png|thumb|Chris in [[2016]].]]

In early December 2014, Chris informed those closest to him to start referring him with female pronouns, indicating his desire to go from transvestite to transgender. This era started with a bang when, in December, Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulted an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. He assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. On top of this, Chris subsequently caused another ruckus at Walmart, just in case you started feeling bad for him after being duped by yet another fake girlfriend. Chris ultimately spent a night in the slammer, and following a lengthy legal process, got off with a $541 fine and a six-month suspended sentence.

More generally, 2015 saw Chris slowly shy away from his traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up his [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon hedgehog]] and dramatizing his experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know himself. He indicated in several Facebook posts that he was still trying to gauge his own sexuality and sexual identity; for some time, he yo-yoed between wanting to remain a transvestite and wanting to transition into womanhood.

Chris performed the sequels to some of his greatest hits in 2016:

{| class="wikitable"
|Original
|Sequel
|-
|[[Recycling]]
|[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]
|-
|[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]
|[[Lesbian Sex Audition]]
|-
|[[Carlos Chantor]]
|[[Stephanie Bustcakes]]
|-
|[[Un-clit]]
|[[Self-inflicted taint wound]]
|}

[[File:Dailyprogress online cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2017, donning his [[unicorn cosplay]] at [[Cville Pride]].]]

In addition, Barb was sued by two banks, due to failure to pay over $20,000 of debt, kicking off the [[Financhu Crisis]], in which she and Chris both begged for money like jackasses, while their hoards of things that they could sell were clearly visible behind them. The [[Business]] saga was suspended when Chris was [[Chris and business|banned from Etsy for failing to send orders]]. He continued to [[duck]] responsibility for his inability to put down the [[PS4]] controller long enough to slap together his preschool-level arts and crafts, choosing to blame [[Lulu]] for being "[[Homos|the bugger that bit my ass bad]] and killed my creative groove".

His Oedipal complex veered into disturbing new levels when he freely announced that he [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|dreams about having sex with his mother]]. He also made multiple death threats against political figures [[Donald Trump]] and Mike Pence.

[[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|thumb|left|Chris with the Teen Troon Squad in [[2018]].]]

In [[2017]], the Financhu Crisis continued to stress the Chandlers. Chris offered pieces of his late father's stamp collection, the [[Sonic Totem]] and [[The Classic]] for sale in order to afford more toys, a [[$400 gold necklace]] for Barb, and the extremely costly expenses for his [[Stamps#Raffle|raffle prizes]]. He and Barb also continued begging. One of his friends from [[The End Games]] Pokémon Club grew concerned and gave him solid advice on how to apply for work through Virginia's DARS program – and in true Chris fashion, instead of following it, he went on an angry tirade. Later in the year, he was sued for failure to pay a debt to Mariner Finance.

Chris rediscovered Twitter in March. His frequent tweets to voice actresses lead to the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] saga – in which he was chastised for calling her [[darling]], but doubled down on it and was subsequently blocked by her – and getting blocked by ''My Little Pony'' VA [[Tabitha St. Germain]] due to her getting constantly tagged by Chris and the [[weens]] orbiting him. He created sockpuppet accounts [[NightStar2891]] to plead his case and [[TwiSparLicious]] to ban-evade, which failed.

He briefly joined the [[Kiwi Farms]] forum under the name LegendaryChristorian and held a Q&A session.

A high point for his social life was attending [[BronyCon]], at which he enjoyed attention from [[fans]]. He also attended LGBT events such as [[UVA Remembers Pulse]] (where he was interviewed on TV), [[Cville Pride]] (where he was photographed by news in crowd shots), and [[Love is Love]].

Chris resumed the [[Business]] saga halfway through the year by going back to work on the [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] comic he had abandoned in 2015, by placing pages behind [[Patreon]]. He also again offered books for sale, self-published by [[Lulu]], was paid to be interviewed by [[Merryweathery]] and [[CopperCab]], and joined [[Redbubble]]. After eight years, he finally completed #11, and moved onto #12, which he completed after a few months. He began work on [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] and [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]], but got distracted. His Patreon efforts also began to languish around October, when patrons complained that he hadn't been sending out books.

Another sweetheart saga took place in the fall. [[Jessica Quinn]], a long-time white knight, suddenly turned troll by pretending she had fallen in love with him. She broke up with him twice, the first time he cried on camera for her to take him back, and the final time, [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|he raged on video against the trolls he thought were to blame]]. He recovered quickly after drowning his sorrows at an ice cream shop.

==Goddess Era==

{{main|2017|2018|2019|2020|2021}}

{{quote|I, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], have tried and kept on and continuing on until that day in the new [[COVID-19|Pandemic-Free]] version of this, the Omega Timeline – 'cause I'm going back in time with this body, after I get back to [[Dimensions#C-197|C-197]] – finally return this body to mama in the new timeline at [[BABSCon]]. I tell you all, as overpowered a soul I am – in my own body that I was used to and accustomed with and everything – I, Sonichu, am unable to do Mama's job as good as only she, our OG Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, of [[Dimensions#1218|Earths 1218]] and C-197, can do. [[Chris and work|This work]], [[Obesity|her body]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|her brain]], [[Chris and reality|her Goddess-level overpowers and abilities]]; [[PsychicPowers|they're all literally tailored and custom-made only for her]]... [[Messiah complex|All praise, prayers, and power to our Goddess of 1218 and C-197: Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu!]]|Chris, [[Spirit possession|pretending to be Sonichu]], [[Sonichu's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon - October, 2020|completely going off of the deep end]] while talking about the [[Dimensional Merge]].}}

[[File:CWC 11 February 2019.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris in 2019 with [[Lego|a custom LEGO minifigure]] representing his [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|godsona]], [[CPU Blue Heart]].]]

After [[Heart level|having his heart shattered]] yet again, another troll, the [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy]], began to influence Chris by role-playing as his [[imaginary friends]] and convincing him that he was providing information from [[CWCville]]'s dimension, which Chris accepted out of having his fantasy world validated; along the way, another Idea Guy joined with the first. Together, they used their influence over Chris's beliefs to [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwash Chris into believing several things about himself]], such as the idea that he was [[bisexual]] and half-Sonichu, which ultimately culminated in Chris developing a [[Messiah complex]] derived from [[Dimensions|his own delusions about the nature of reality]] and the lore of ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''.

[[File:Praetor5.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2020, moments before [[Sonichu's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon - October, 2020|giving a sermon]] of the allegedly imminent [[Dimensional Merge]].]]

When it was learned that the Idea Guys were extorting Chris, who was already facing financial difficulties, [[Null|Joshua "Null" Moon]] and the [[Guard Dogs]] intervened, exposing the Idea Guys for what they were to Chris. From there, the Guard Dogs were able to force them out from Chris's life over the course of the subsequent months, allowing Chris to unlearn some of the worst behaviors he'd been tricked into practicing. Charges were laid against the Idea Guys, but unfortunately, they never got very far. The Guard Dogs attempted to protect Chris from further bad actors by screening his messages, however, the [[Teen Troon Squad]] managed to evade them by meeting with Chris in person. The Guard Dogs alleged them to have role-played as Chris's imaginary friend [[Magi-Chan]] and Chris's retreated more into his fantasy world while under their enabling influence, although they stopped contacting Chris when they saw what happened to the Idea Guys.

Chris repeatedly denounced the Idea Guys for financially exploiting him, but the damage was done to his psyche: Chris bought into the fantasy that he was a goddess as a new coping mechanism, and his already-shaky grasp on reality hit rock bottom. Chris's new beliefs led him to seek a hippie makeover befitting of his supposed [[PsychicPowers|psychic prowess]], and he retreated further into his fantasies, generally refusing to engage with people who wouldn't entertain them. Chris eventually turned on Null, thanks to the influence of other trolls – chief among them, [[Jacob Sockness]], who sought to sexually exploit Chris. The Guard Dogs realized that there was nothing that they could do for a Chris who refused to listen, and disbanded, but a new group, known as the [[Watchmen]] (who [[Enablers|enabled some of Chris's fantasies]] out of pragmatism), sought to keep Chris from further embarrassing or endangering himself, successfully getting him away from Sockness.

Throughout all of this, Chris's belief in the Dimensional Merge has not wavered. When it didn't arrive on the prophesized date of {{w|Jonestown|November 18, 2018}}, Chris did what all doomsday cultists and religious fundamentalists did whenever the apocalypse didn't happen: push it back again and again. Not helping matters was the advent of [[COVID-19]], which Chris saw as a sign of the Dimensional Merge's progress alongside all the other insane crap that happened in the year 2020. For Chris, things really took a turn for the worse when [[BABSCon]] got canceled, and he began an elaborate coping scheme to [[Spirit possession|live-action roleplay as Sonichu]] until he could attend ''[[My Little Pony]]'' conventions again, which will not happen until 2022 at the earliest. Chris spent nearly eleven months pretending to be his [[OCs|original character]], with very few interruptions, before eventually reverting to being himself again on 25 February 2021, [[KwaiiSandbag calls|thanks to the intervention of an enabler]], to personally oppose news about the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G5 reboot.

During this time, Chris's appearance visibly aged significantly, with his hair turning grey. He's also seemingly lost a bit of weight, not due to improving his diet and leading a less sedentary lifestyle, but due to a decline in muscular mass. This is likely a result of the effects of the hormones that he has applied to treat his gender dysphoria, alongside his declining physical health due to his various poor life decisions. In addition to his existing health problems, he's also [[Chris and drugs|taken up drinking to excess and even smoking weed on occasion]], which both do his so-called "overpowered" goddess body absolutely no favors. Compared to [[Megan Schroeder]], who is four years younger than he is and currently looks pretty close to how she did in photographs with Chris about thirteen years ago, Chris now looks like he could now pass for her aunt or uncle. Chris also continued to be influenced by enablers such as [[Larry Vaughn]], [[KwaiiSandbag]], and [[Praetor]], the last of which is a group which seeks to exploit his infamy for sales revenue. The [[Watchmen]], a white knight group which sought to protect Chris from such influences, broke apart following internal conflict among its members.

==Downfall Era==

{{main|2021|Incest|August 2021 Arrest and Court Case}}
{{quote|So there you go, chat: the [[Dimensional Merge]] is happening right fucking now! Chris, our boy Chris, bravo! Bravo, brave young man! I guess you could say, uh, that he really, really came into his own. And in case it's not already fucking obvious, Chris is going to jail. So we'll see how that works out. Best of luck Chris! [[It's UGH!|Don't drop the soap]], buddy. The world you lived in was just a fantasyland, but [[Chris and reality|reality]]... Reality is [[Incest|a motherfucker]].|A deepfake of Mister Metokur.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saeC2T4Be8k</ref>}}

[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|left|400px|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."]]

After nearly a decade of a slow downward spiral in nearly all aspects of Chris's life following Bob's death, his future did not look particularly bright. By 2021, Chris had largely reduced his online activities to posting long [[Twitter]] threads of faux-philosophical ramblings reflecting his New Age Retro Hippie mindset, which bordered on being incomprehensible or [[Enablers|esoteric]]. At the same time, the Chandler family debt was steadily rising, largely due to Barb and her son's poor spending habits. In the extremely likely event that Chris outlives Barb, it was speculated that the situation would get worse for Chris with nobody to ground him in reality. Not to mention that Chris is virtually unemployable in any career after years of having every detail about his past leak out to the internet, and he hasn't made a real effort to get a job since his attempt to win [[Kacey]]'s heart, after his short-lived stints working at fast food joints or retail.

However, there was fleetingly a period of time in which there was a degree of hope for Chris. Chris successfully reconciled with Null, who eventually helped organize a trip for Chris so that he could attend [[Everfree Northwest]], a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention, on the condition that [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|Chris would complete commission work in exchange for his donations]]. Null believed that this was a worthy effort in order to see if he could sustain himself as an adult through self-employment, particularly ahead of Barb's death. Chris actually kept up with these obligations, doing a considerable amount of work compared to previous months of less output. Had he kept his pace up post-convention, and with the right financial guidance, Chris could conceivably keep a roof over his head for at least another year. All seemed relatively normal for Chris as far as the post-Idea Guys status quo went, and some fans anticipated the possibility that Chris, now upset about MLP G5, would do something amusing at the convention as he prepared for the trip, just like old times.

What happened next changed everything. Chris would not, in fact, be going to Everfree Northwest. He would not be going to any future convention, for that matter, as the point of no return was finally passed after years of online infamy.

[[File:2021_Chris_Chan_mugshot_2.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris in 2021. {{w|Psycho (1960 film)|"Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly!"}}]]

On 29 July 2021, an audio recording of a conversation between Chris and the troll [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] surfaced online, featuring a graphic discussion in which Chris described sexual acts that he committed with his own mother – a felony – over the course of several weeks. While trolls joked about Chris potentially committing [[incest]] before, few actually believed that he was capable of acting on those impulses and taking advantage of an elderly (and possibly senile) woman. Once these details got out, nothing would ever be the same: he and Barb were separated by the [[Jerkops|authorities]], he had to vacate his only home due to a week-long protective order, he was very quickly banned from the convention that he'd hoped to attend, and his [[Patreon]] account – one of his few real sources of income – was taken down. Null quickly washed his hands of Chris for good, not only after learning that the audio leak was legitimate, but also when he realized that Chris effectively stole approximately $750 from Barb to fund his stay at a hotel. Chris was [[August 2021 Arrest and Court Case|arrested]] on 1 August 2021, an event which was live-streamed by [[Post-Merge Era|multiple orbiters]]. Chris's actions during this time trended on social media and were covered by various news outlets, including getting a segment on Fox News, which in turn exposed him to millions of boomers.

As of October 2021, Chris is in jail after being arrested by the Henrico County sheriffs department, awaiting a court hearing set for 3 [[February 2022]], following two continuances. While waiting in jail, Chris's [[Messiah complex|delusions of godhood]] have spiraled out of control as he now believes himself to be {{w|Jesus|Jesus of Nazareth}} reincarnated and the [[Dimensional Merge]] to be proceeding entirely as planned. During this time, Chris has answered a multitude of [[Jail letters]] discussing a variety of subjects, from his jail conditions to his renewed interest in the Bible and [[Weening|ween]] attempts to convert him to Islam through reading the Qur'an. These letters have also revealed that Chris has been kept in protective custody for his own safety.

There are many ways that the eventual trial may go. At best, Chris may get off scot-free aside from receiving mandatory therapy; albeit while still being registered as a sex offender, which would permanently ban him from any place attended by minors (including the conventions and toy stores he likes going to so much), as well as barring him from accessing the Internet without supervision. At worst, he's looking at a significant amount of prison time on top of being virtually unemployable upon release, likely unable to get income online since his fanbase has lost sympathy for him, and he'd be especially screwed since his [[Monthly Tugboat|tugboat]] would be permanently revoked under such circumstances. And even when he ''does'' eventually get out of jail, he won't be allowed to set foot in [[14 Branchland Court]] ever again. Once [[Chris_and_death#Barbara_Chandler|Barb passes away]], the house itself will likely be foreclosed upon and potentially [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|condemned]] in order to resolve the [[Financhu Crisis]] and to pay for her funeral expenses.

[[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg|thumb|left|A possible future for Chris, following his arrest (albeit without Barb in the background, due to the restraining order).]]

His options from there are as follows:

* He can try to seek out another family member to live off of (virtually impossible, and even more so after previous family members refused to shelter Chris after learning that he had sex with Barb; additionally, he has had next-to-no contact with any of them in recent years).
* A social worker could help place him into assisted living (something Null even offered to help with until the incest fallout and Chris stealing $750 from Barb shortly before his arrest drove him away, so this is unlikely).
* He can attempt to beg online to live with someone (which would be next to impossible due to him being inhumanly intolerable to live with and the fact that how sexually abusing his dementia-ridden mother for months would be a clear sign that nobody would want to adopt him), with [[Jacob Sockness]] being the only possible taker.
* He can voluntarily or forcefully be committed into a mental hospital (possible but not probable, Chris has refused to get mental help for his entire life and would probably refuse to co-operate if forced by the state, as he has done before).
* He can get his prison sentence extended under charges related to [[28 October 2011|some violent]] [[26 December 2014|crime he committed]] long ago (very likely, as Virginia is a three-strike law state, Chris has already committed two serious felonies, and his incest is very likely going to be his third strike, resulting in a much tougher sentence).
* Finally, he can enter the so-called "Homeless Saga" and live as a vagrant on the streets (another very likely outcome, after Chris serves his prison sentence), putting himself at risk of getting robbed, assaulted, and gangbanged by weens, A-Logs, and criminals until his eventual death; be it by [[Death threats|homicide]], [[Chris and Death#Suicide|suicide]], [[Chris and drugs|substance abuse]], or a [[Biology#Health_and_Disease|fatal illness]] contracted from an unhealthy vagrant lifestyle.

Some of these options are better than others, but none of them are ideal for him. This is also to say nothing of [[Chris and health|his many existing issues with mental and physical health]] (both of which will continue to decay and show no sign of recovering anytime soon), as well as his notoriety. The latter is an especially dangerous issue for Chris while he's incarcerated, because it means that if he does not remain in some form of protective custody while serving his sentence<ref>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021]]</ref>, there is a significant likelihood that he'll [[Kick the Autistic|become a target]] amongst inmates and be subjected to extreme sexual and/or physical violence; especially with the high rates of discrimination and assault that transgender and autistic people often face while in prison.

In any case, Chris's story is one that seems fated to [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|not have a happy ending]], with his life perhaps serving as a cautionary tale in the age of the internet. A tale of [[Borb|bad parenting]], [[Chris and socialization|social isolation]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|gullibility]], [[Chris and his ego|narcissism]], [[Chris and work|laziness]], [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]], [[Chris and sex|sexual deviancy]], and most importantly, a tale of seeing the slow, painful degradation of another human.

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==See also==
* [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] – Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] – Chris's furry alter ego.
* [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].
* [[User:Christianchandler]] – Chris's own CWCki account

==Sources==
{{CWCipedia}}
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==External links==
[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the {{w|Internet Movie Database}}

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[[File:Cwcshutup.png|thumb|Chris's response to literally any commercial.]]

{{quote|I'd call a tow truck, but now I have less than $20 between the bank accounts and PayPal.|Chris, after his car broke down on the way home from BronyCon.<ref>[[Waiting for the tow truck]]</ref>}}

{{quote|He's [[Mathematics|not good at math]] when it comes to managing money.|[[Bob Chandler]], understating it.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>}}

Chris has repeatedly shown though his actions and words that he has no idea how to handle '''money''' or manage his own finances. Between his impulse spending, [[Chris and his Ego|his greed and selfishness]], his unwillingness to save even the smallest amount of money, and his massive sense of entitlement, Chris manages to demonstrate complete incompetence and ineptitude in managing financial affairs. Chris has repeatedly amassed debt on credit cards, only to have his enabling parents bail him out multiple times. [[Monthly tugboat|Too lazy to work]], he refuses to make or follow any type of budget or financial plan, instead spending far beyond his means, and expecting others<ref>:File:Piss_and_burn_fb.PNG</ref> to pay off his accumulated debt for him. It is clear that [[Autism|Chris has no idea what financial responsibility is]] and that his enabling, delusional parents taught him nothing about how to handle finances while he was growing up. Irresponsible, careless, and thoughtless, Chris fails at just about every aspect of financial management that can be thought of.

==But wait, Chris isn't employed!==
:''Further reading: [[Chris and work]]''
For the vast majority of Chris's "adult" life, his only source of income has been the "[[tugboat]]" that he receives from the U.S. federal government every month. In 2009, the payout was $809 a month, placing his annual income at $9,708. After Bob's death, Chris was given a survivor's benefit – increasing the amount to $1,300 per month and making his annual income $15,600. Barb's income, from Social Security and a pension, is around $1,200 per month or $14,400 per year.<ref>https://archive.md/DLyOa</ref>

Chris's parents originally took $450 to pay for room and board;<ref name="Miyamoto" /> this payment was later increased to $565, and then to $580, after Bob paid off Chris's enormous credit card debt.<ref>[[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009#8 December]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie Chat 8]]</ref> The rest of the tugboat generally goes towards [[List of Chris's games|video games]], [[McDonald's|junk food]], or [[sex toys|other frivolous purchases]]. However, $229 per month (about $7.50 per day) was (and is) nowhere near enough to satisfy Chris's need for electronic entertainment, pornography, [[PlayStation Network]] downloads, a constant supply of [[McDonald's|Chicken McNuggets]], gallons of [[Coke]], and, since the summer of [[2009]], [[alcohol]]. As of [[January 2010]], he owed roughly $3,500 in credit card debt, some on cards of his own and some on cards he stole from his parents. Indeed, according to one of his bank statements,<ref>[[:File:StatementforViv01,2010.jpg]]</ref><ref>[[:File:StatementforViv01,2010-2.jpg]]</ref> at the end of one month he had fewer than $3 left in his account. Even more, just by straight spending and no other extra income, he put himself $452.57 in the red. How much he gets to keep these days isn't known.

{{quote|My father helped me get my Social Security set up; I get more a month than I could at a job. Yet with my impuslive [sic] shoppiness [sic] (mostly controable [sic]), I end up spending my side-money after I get it.|Chris, [[Chris and His Ego|completely deluded and taking pride in being a lazy bastard]].<ref name="Miyamoto">[[Miyamoto Saga]]</ref>}}

===Chris and impulse spending===
It's obvious that Chris has no grasp on the real value of money, since he actively wastes as much of his monthly tugboat as possible on things like [[The Eye of Judgement|trading cards]], [[Officer Nasty|sex toys]], [[Duck|porn]], [[List of Chris's video games|video games]], [[alcohol]], [[Kaka Makeup Basics|make-up]], [[Lego|toys]], [[Mia Hamm|prostitutes]] and weekly lottery tickets.<ref name=J12>[[Jackie E-mails 12]]</ref>

Chris is a self-admitted impulse buyer.<ref name="Miyamoto" /> His [[PlayStation Network]] account shows that he's never played more than half of the games he's bought. And yet, astoundingly, he's still gone out of his way to buy ''all'' available downloadable content for ''every'' single [[PlayStation 3]] game that he's ever purchased, and even for ''games he doesn't own'', and he also further promoted his [[Chris and brand loyalty|Sony fanboyism]] by later buying a Sony LCD HDTV for his bedroom which likely cost about $1,000-$1,500. All the while, Chris bought his [[Chris and fashion|clothes]] at second-hand discount thrift stores. Usually, children are taught the value of money at a very young age – not in Chris's case, apparently.

In September [[2013]], Chris complained about he and his mom going through "emotionally depressing, and Financial Downfall to the depths of Greatly Poor and Just Getting By", making it clear that the family income had dipped since Bob's passing. However, these supposedly lean times were apparently not enough to motivate Chris to get a job, or even to stop buying games, as evidenced by him racking up over $1,000 in game purchases on ''The Simpsons: Tapped Out''.<ref>https://archive.md/TIc2V</ref>

Throughout the summer of 2014, Chris continued to spend thousands of dollars on [[Lego]] and other frivolities, all while whining and complaining on Facebook about his and his mother's poor finances. Chris financed this spending primarily with money from selling custom arts and crafts on his eBay account. Offering free shipping to customers, Chris would receive money from customers, and then pay for shipping out of his own pocket. However, Chris would immediately spend money as soon as it was deposited into his account, often leaving him unable to ship products to customers who had already paid him because of his own financial irresponsibility and negligence.

When several of Chris's eBay customers filed complaints against him because Chris failed to ship a order as promised and obligated, Chris responded by harassing and trolling the customers, posting their personal information in a public post on his Facebook account. In light of this, Chris's future money making prospects from eBay are dim, as most prospective future customers probably wouldn't want to risk being harassed or scammed by Chris.

All the while, even as Chris's credit card debt continued to spiral out of control, Chris continued to buy thousands of dollars of video games, Lego, and other frivolities. As if this were not bad enough, just days after putting his and Barb's cars up for sale (at exorbitant prices), Chris went out and bought a 2010 Ford Focus, stating on Facebook that he had been approved for a loan, probably at a high interest rate. He also stated that paying for insurance on his new car was "killing" him, implying that either the insurance payment was costly, that he was having trouble paying it, or both.

In January 2015, it was [[CWCki Forums|leaked]] that Chris had spent an absurd amount of money on Nintendo consoles and games, racking up '''585''' transactions in the last 4.5 years,<ref>https://archive.md/zibG2</ref> a list which includes useless shovelware, hoards of 1st-party Nintendo software, Virtual Console games and [[Sonic Boom Protests|both versions of a game he doesn't even like]]. 276 of these purchases are known to be handheld games, 8 are known to be video game consoles (buying '''4''' DSs and DSis), and 75 which are known to be console games. The grand total cost of all Chris's '''listed''' purchases is '''$7460.43''' or '''$1657.87/year'''. Keep in mind 39% of purchases Chris has on his account are not yet specified, meaning that their cost is not included in this already insanely high number. This information comes on the heels of Chris begging people for money to fix his mother's cavities, as well as the financial worries that his trials will undoubtedly cause.

In [[July 2016]], a field agent provided the following account of Chris, in a painfully awkward situation where he did not have enough cash to pay for his junk food at a gas station:<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.661/page-601#post-1615438</ref>

{{quotebox|My friend walks into a gas station/convenience store on the northern edge of Charlottesville.
Chris is trying to buy $7 or so of junk food type stuff, but he only has $5 in cash.
The cashier tries to make understand he owes $2 more. Chris seems to understand, but is slow to process what to do about it.
My friend who is second in line, picks out two ones, says "here you go" and puts them on the counter.
Chris, it seems more out of stupidity and confusion than malice, picks up the $2 and his purchases and makes to leave.
My friend and the cashier, both object and yell that he has to leave the $2 with the cashier.
Chris doesn't seem to react.
A dude who was behind both of them in line is between Chris and the door. As Chris passes him, he taps him to get his attention, and says something like "Hey buddy ..."
Chris makes a get-away-from-me hand wavy gesture without looking at any of the three of them, and fairly loudly says "It's Miss!" and hurries out the door.
Chris continues to his car in a half run, half walk, as all three of the people in the store watch confused and amused.
Chris pulls out of the parking spot, but for some reason heads towards the back of the lot, where there is no exit.
As Chris gets to the back of the lot, he stops, backs up a few feet, tries to turn the car around, doesn't make it, backs up again, and finally gets around. Essentially making a 5 point turn in a fairly large empty parking lot.
Chris drives past the store again not looking inside, and finally drives off.}}

One dreads to imagine how his financial incompetence will affect him once Barb is dead - knowing Chris, and while it is quite tragic, he'll probably continue in his destructive spending patterns until he loses everything he has, and even then, he'll [[Ego|learn nothing]].

===Chris's parental enabling===
Bob encouraged his son to remain unemployed, since he believed that Chris would earn more money from his monthly tugboat than he would have from getting a job. However, this assumption was and is inaccurate. Minimum wage in the state of [[Virginia]] is $7.25 an hour. If Chris were to somehow do a complete 180° on his life and begin working a full 40-hour week, his monthly payment before taxes and payment for room and board would be about $1,260: that's $15,100 annually. Subtracting the money he pays his mom every month to live, as well as the 5% tax his income range mandates in the state of Virginia, Chris could very likely be left with a ridiculous $8,000, which knowing Chris, would be spent on yet more frivolities. Contrast this with the $2,748 Chris pulled in annually from the government after paying off his parents, and it becomes clear that Bob's encouragement came from either thinking Chris would lose his social security if employed (which he wouldn't) or the more accurate notion that his son is a useless failure.

A very likely explanation for Chris's reckless spending is that his parents are at fault (to a degree at least). In addition to coddling him throughout his entire life, they managed to make sure that [[Chris and remorse|Chris has never felt the repercussions for his exorbitant spending (or for anything else)]] by taking over paying Chris's credit card debt, regularly giving him about "$6 a day for small things", buying him [[List of restaurants|fast food]] on a daily basis, and continuing to let himself blow all his money on frivolities and useless stuff, as opposed to essentials like [[Chris and health#Chris and hygiene|hygiene products]], [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|courses that could eventually help him onto the employment ladder]] or [[Clown shirt|clothing that isn't unbelievably tacky]]. Whenever Chris manages to [[The GAMe PLACe|get himself into trouble]], he knows that [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] will come [[Matthew Noble call|running to his aid and defend him]] and dig him out of whatever mess he's managed to get himself into, even if it is clear that he [[Get-Tar Region|is in the wrong]]. This enabling is the most likely explanation (in addition to his [[Autism|poor impulse control]]) for why Chris spends himself into debt as much as he does.

===Fan funding===
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===Chris's beliefs===
[[File:Chris's economic theories.jpeg|thumb|right]]
Chris believes that by receiving and spending his tugboat on useless junk, he is aiding the economy and paying for other people's tugboats.<ref>[[Mailbag 34#In which Chris fails economics forever]]</ref> This is a [[Honor roll|damningly moronic conviction]], since sales tax goes to the state government and these "tugboats" are paid with ''federal'' payroll tax. Where Chris is hiding the printing press to afford this discretionary spending is unknown.

Interestingly enough, while he has no clue how to handle money, Chris has an unhealthy [[Chris and his Ego|fixation]] on his material possessions. In [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]], he stated that he did not want to sell any of his stuff, and in the [[Miyamoto Saga]], he refused to sell anything to help raise money for the trip to Redmond. While Chris mocked [[Lars]]’s habit of buying and collecting [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|model boats and addons for them]] after learning about it from [[Jackie]], he failed to realise that Lars’s supposed habit was directly parodying his obsessive purchasing and hoarding of video games and DLC, even for games that he didn’t own. His mother has served as a bad influence regarding Chris’s beliefs in material goods, as she would frequently shop at Goodwill and compulsively hoard the purchases, which both wasted money and helped turn their house into a [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire hazard]].

On 16 [[May 2019]], Chris tweeted a screenshot of an NBC story about how "Ex-EPA chief Scott Pruitt spent nearly $124,000 on 'excessive airfare'." Chris then showed off his complex views on the U.S. economy by saying... {{quotebox|Hey, Everyone. Here’s a Think Piece: firstly, if people didn’t overspend so much, then there would be more money to give to charities around the world. And then that brought to mind that if things had not gone up in price (I Know About Inflation and that More Money has been officially printed and distributed over the decades), there would be more to freely give to those unfortunate. “Why, Back in the day, we used to pay a Nickel for a Hershey Bar. A Nickle! Now, it’s a dollar, dollar-fiddy; we could be using that $1.45 to feed the hungry everywhere. But, Everyone got greedy for the green and don’t appreciate it as much. A Nickel.” Yep, Grandpa, people have done goofed with inflation and crap. 😔}}<ref>[[May 2019 social media posts#Chris has complex economic views]]</ref>

===After the house fire===
On [[10 January 2014]], 14 Branchland Court caught fire. This would undoubtedly place the Chandlers in grim circumstances, due to the costs of rebuilding the home and replacing what was lost. Some of his fans pooled their funds to send him a care package, with a money order for $500.<ref>[[Destruction Of Chris's House#Aftermath and reaction]]</ref>

Many, concerned about Chris due to his wasteful spending habits, hoped that this would be the moment in Chris's life where he finally woke up and realized the importance of saving when things like this happen. Unfortunately, not even ''that'' has broken Chris's thick skull – throughout 2014, he wasted '''$5,000''' on ''Lego sets''.<ref>[[Lego#Addiction and Financial Ruin]]</ref><ref>[[May 2014 Facebook Posts]]</ref>

==Barb's toxic influence==
According to a troll with insider info, Chris was able to manage his own finances to a rudimentary degree, even after Bob passed away,<ref>https://archive.md/jt1fU</ref> although he still has an issue with not saving money for [[Destruction Of Chris's House|potential emergencies]].

The troll also asserted that Chris's financial hardships are caused, in most part, by [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] helping herself to Chris's monetary accounts in order to attempt paying her out-of-control debts.<ref>https://archive.md/jt1fU</ref>

{{quotebox|Barb is the one who has serious debt. She fucks up Chris' budgeting by erratically taking money from Chris' account when she needs it, generally without warning.

There are two types of Chris begging videos. One is when Chris wants a bit extra for some legos. You can identify those videos by how vague Chris' requests are, and how relaxed Chris is in the video. Chris isn't in meltdown mode in those videos.

Now, the other type of video is when Barb tried to snatch some money from Chris and Chris doesn't have anything for her. You can identify those videos by how freaked out Chris looks. He's visibly distressed and he's citing specific bills he's got to pay, usually things that seem un-Chris-like. That's when Barb is freaking out at him for not having enough money to pay her debts.

The thing is, the perception is that Chris is bad with money. He's not bad with money (as far as monthly budgeting goes). Despite how foggy Chris' head is, he's got enough memory to recognize patterns in bills over the course of a few months. He knows he's gotta pay electricity bills and rent and things like that. And he does do the math each month about what bills he's got to pay, and how much that leaves him for legos and food. You can't trust his begging. He begs because he wants more money, not because he's in any financial straits (that is, not including Barb).

He lives cheaply as shit. He saves money by buying dollar store shit. He's the type of person to buy single ply toilet paper at the dollar store. But sometimes he'll splurge and treat himself to things, like alcohol. He does this all while meeting his obligations, like his minimum payments and his bills.}}

Information from Cousin Al<ref>[[Catherine#The bowling outing]]</ref> revealed that Chris and Barb '''had''' an inheritance from Bob worth "tens of thousands of dollars". However, Barb spent all of it on hiring Rob Bell to defend herself (...and Chris) from legal charges incurred after [[28 October 2011|the two of them hit Michael Snyder with a car]]. It should be noted that a state-provided attorney would have been free and yielded the same result (pleading guilty), for the case was so cut-and-dry that even a lawyer of Bell's caliber had no chance of winning it.

In November 2014, Chris revealed to Renee that Barb was borrowing money from his life insurance.<ref>[[Open Relationship E-mails#Barb is borrowing from Chris's life insurance]]</ref>

===Bank lawsuits against Barb===
In 2016, two banks, Discovery and Capital One, sued Barb for not paying '''over $20,000 total''' in debts, leaving the Chandlers ''even further'' in financial turmoil.

Barb herself appeared in multiple videos in 2016-17, trying to scam people into donating to her.

*[[Donations Required, Serious. Please help]]
*[[Donations Requested, Please]]
*[[Donations Further Requested, Please]]
*[[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE]]

In the first two videos, Barb claimed not to have enough money for asthma medication, and in the third, she claimed to need money for dental work.

If Barb actually needed money for an emergency, she could simply have instructed Chris to sell some of their possessions. In the videos, Chris's toys and Barb's hoard are clearly visible behind them.

==Debt==
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==Money-Making Schemes==
===Wheeling and Dealing===
Also known as {{w|return fraud}}. Chris has a habit of buying a product from one store for a lower cost, then exchanging it for a higher amount of store credit at another store.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 15]]</ref>

===Lottery===
Chris considers the lottery to be ''an investment'', and not a form of gambling in reality. In September 2010, he told Jackie the following:<ref name=J12/>

{{quotebox|I invest $4 weekly between Win For Life and Mega Millions; two plays each.}}

Cash4Life and Mega Millions currently costs $2 per play (as of 29 March 2021),<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210329061252/https://www.valottery.com/data/draw-games/megamillions Mega Millions] and [https://web.archive.org/web/20210329061444/https://www.valottery.com/data/draw-games/cash4life Win For Life] descriptions on the official site of Virginia Lottery, accessed 29 March 2021.</ref> meaning that if Chris stopped playing the lottery, he would save around $416 per year.

===Craigslist===
[[File:Chris chan bmw.jpg|thumb|right|The Craigslist ad.]]
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In late [[October 2011]], Chris posted a Craigslist ad for a 12-year-old 32" CRT television and expected a non-negotiable $250 for it;<ref>[[Craigslist#Television]]</ref> in reality, this is about the price of a new flatscreen HDTV of that size, and he would be lucky to get a tenth of his asking price.

Chris placed two cars for sale on Craigslist in September 2014. One was a dilapidated, rusty 1997 Cadillac with a cracked engine block that hadn't run in over a year. Despite having a market value (as scrap) of approximately $150, Chris demanded $5,000 for the automobile, insisting that the cracked engine block made the car a great [[Chris and reality|"fixer upper."]] Chris also placed his mother's BMW z3 for sale. The 1999 BMW z3 is currently listed on the Roanoke Craigslist for $10,000 OBO. Kelley Blue Book estimates the car with 70,000 miles and in a fair condition is worth $4,318. Chris describes the car as "Mint condition Z3 model. Like a go-cart with rocket power. Seriously fun to drive 5 speed and pure joy with the top down. Color is jet black."

===Pawn shops===
{{main|List of Chris's video games#Chris (barely) lets go}}

Chris occasionally visits pawn shops or similar businesses, among them Snooky's Pawn Shop, GameStop and Plan 9 Music, to sell his old toys so that he can afford new ones.

===eBay===
{{main|eBay}}
Chris has long used eBay to sell bits of his toy hoard. He doesn’t put much effort into researching prices, and often lists items at vastly inflated prices. In August 2016, he listed a used VHS of ''Aladdin'' with a 'Buy it Now' price of ''$3,000''. There were no (legitimate) takers, probably because one can buy the same edition on Amazon for ''one penny'' (plus shipping, but still).

In June 2019, Chris’s account [[EBay#Suspension_of_Chris's_eBay|was restricted]], and all of the active listings were removed. Two reasons for the restriction against Chris are possible: either his seller approval rating was abysmal (84.7% on 21 June 2019),<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20190621113537/https://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=pristinechristine1982&ftab=AllFeedback&myworld=true&rt=nc Wayback Machine’s snapshot] of pristinechristine1982’s eBay feedback, archived and accessed 21 June 2019.</ref> or that his PayPal account was in the red.

===Cwcville Shopping===
{{main|Chris and business}}
From 2014-2016, Chris sold custom arts and crafts, finally monetizing Sonichu, through [[eBay]], [[Etsy]] and [[Lulu]], before losing his business due to [[PS4|stress]].

===Kickstarter===
{{main|Kickstarter}}
On 23 September 2014, Chris opened a Kickstarter project, asking for $5,000 to build the CWCville shopping mall out of LEGO. At the end of the campaign, Chris raised $150 from 27 backers, causing the campaign to fail and Chris never seeing the money.

===YouTube monetization===
Chris has monetized most of the videos which appear on his YouTube channel, as another way of [[Etsy|profiting]] from his internet infamy. As further proof of Chris's entitlement issues, [[CatKnight Interview|Arthur Spatchcock]] discovered that at one point around [[March 2016]], Chris received $80 and was "pissed" that he hadn't gotten more.<ref>https://archive.md/pJZj4</ref>

{{quotebox|This is going to become a pattern. Chris is going to do one of his 'Let's Plays' followed by an e-begging video and then polish it off by purchasing some dumb thing he doesn't need in excess of fifty bucks. He knows how this system works and it's the greatest amount of payoff with the least amount of work; the first time when Chris played Destiny he made 80$ from Youtube(And was surprisingly pissed it was that small, fuck that, I want eighty bucks from Youtube). Then he makes a video whining about how he needs more money and lo and behold, he gets even more~! If anything people are contributing to his float and that convinces him he can get away with being frivolous that much more. }}

Social Blade estimates that as of 12 December 2019, Chris could earn between $245 and $3,900 per year,<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20191212192942/https://socialblade.com/youtube/user/cwcvilleguardian Social Blade]</ref> but there are many factors, such as Content ID claims, that make it very difficult to estimate the true value of any YouTube channel.

===Let’s Plays===
In [[March 2016]], [[CatKnight Interview|Arthur Spatchcock]] introduced Chris to the idea of doing Let's Plays to boost his online activity and help him gain some money through YouTube's monetization program<ref>https://archive.md/e0D8M</ref><ref>https://archive.md/pJZj4</ref>. The plan fell apart after Let's Plays of ''[[CWC's Destiny start|Destiny]]'' and ''[[Live Game Stream - Uncharted|Uncharted]]'', since by that point, Chris was [[Chris and Health|too lazy]] to play video games for money, and he simply wanted to [[Financhu Crisis|beg from his audience]] instead.

===YouTube Support button===
On 23 May 2016, Chris [[Live Game Stream - Uncharted|announced]] the debut of a Support button on his YouTube channel to replace the Etsy donation listing (which was forcibly removed due to it violating Etsy's TOS). He apparently got this idea from [[William Elliott Waterman]].<ref>[[https://archive.md/2ksJJ]]</ref>

===Paypal.me===
Announced on 11 [[May 2017]].

{{quotebox|Cwcville Shopping<br>I am the original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, with more than eleven comic books worth of content under my helm. Please donate to help me quell my financial problems that quell my creativity.<br>Ruckersville, VA}}

===Prostitution===
On 19 June 2016, aka Father’s Day, Chris decided to become [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|a prostitute]].

He has yet to receive any takers.

===Begging===
{{main|Financhu Crisis}}
[[File:Please, Donate (720p).mp400001.png|thumb|Chris, proving he has zero self-awareness]]
One of the earliest instances of Chris e-begging for money was in [[9 December 2009|December of 2009]]. Chris exhorted his alleged European [[Trolls|fanbase]] to donate €1,000 in order to remove troll ads from the CWCipedia.

In 2014, after his house [[Destruction Of Chris's House|caught fire]], Chris again resorted to e-begging for money, placing extra emphasis on ''"My mother and I really need the money,"'' despite dropping more than '''$5,000''' on expensive [[Lego]] sets to feed his worsening addiction. One would think that Chris would have wised up to the fact that his wanton spending and lack of gainful employment are contributing to his woes, but one glance at his [[May 2014 Facebook Posts]] could easily tell you that he's seeing his situation as an avenue to get stuff from people, the most ridiculous of which being a "$300 Sea Cow" on his wish list, which would not benefit anybody but himself in the slightest.

In 2016, Chris's e-begging drastically increased, as a result of the Chandlers' stubborn refusal to live within their means. That year saw Chris spend over $1,000 on toys, while both Chris and Barb had court cases resolved which penalized them with steep costs. In addition, Barb joined in to the begging, appearing in three videos so far.<ref>[[Donations Required, Serious. Please help]]</ref><ref>[[Donations Requested, Please]]</ref><ref>[[Donations Further Requested, Please]]</ref>

He asked for donations, or at least mentioned them, in many of the posts and videos he made in 2015 through 2016. At first, this was supposedly to fund his production of Sonichu merchandise, but he later shifted to saying that he and Barb needed help with paying the bills and buying groceries. While it's entirely possible that Chris was simply lying to get more money for [[Lego|useless]] [[Video games|crap]], this indicates that the financial hardships, which [[White knights|many]] [[Trolls|people]] have warned him about, have finally arrived. Only time will tell how his financial situation ultimately plays out, but given his attitude and inaction, the future definitely doesn't seem bright.

=== Theft ===
On 30 [[July 2021]], after Chris was served an Emergency Protective Order temporarily forbidding him from his home, he stole $750 from Barb's bank account. Some of this money was spent immediately - Chris' bank account was 200 dollars in debt. Much of what remained was spent on lodging in a Regency Inn in Richmond, and the leftover money was swiftly spent on what can be assumed to be assorted frivolities and food. ''Two days'' after this money was withdrawn, Null - who at that point could still view the emails from Chris' bank - posted an image of a low balance notice on the Kiwi Farms, [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/july-31st-2021-post-epo-motel-chris-spotting-thread.96711/page-19#post-9595585| confirming] that Chris had $1.03 remaining in his account.

In a letter he relayed to [[Null]] a couple of months later, he claims to have sent his $150 Patreon payout back to Barb, as compensation for stealing the money.<ref>[[Chris's Letter to Null]]</ref>

==In the comic==

[[File:Cwccash.jpg|thumb|250px|[[CWCville]] currency.]]
In [[Sonichu (comic)|the comic]] it is clear Chris has no idea how money works. [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], [[Patti-Chan]], and most likely all of the other characters live off welfare, just like Chris in real life. He seems to have no concept of tax, or that it's the [[United States of America|American]] populace who pay for his [[Kimmi|bullshit]]. Sonichu and Rosechu are living in a two-story house with an attic offered by the city and they are [[Mailbag 21#Home economics|"paid" in average]] of US$3,500 a month just to hang around. And maybe for the occasional [[Sonichu 9|city defense]] or [[A Sonichu Day|errand]].<ref>[[Mailbag 21#Home economics]]</ref>

While legislating as mayor of [[CWCville]], he equated 10 years in prison to a US$1,500 fine.<ref>[[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]]</ref> He also equated fifty hours of {{w|community service}} to $500 (for any [[sex]]ual violations).<ref>[[Mailbag_31#Magi-Chan_knows_when_you_fuck]]</ref>

In [[Sonichu_9#Episode_19:_Date_Ed_.28Even_Though_the_Idea_Sounds_Dated.29|Episode 19]], it's shown that CWCVille actually issues its own currency, in the form of C-Quarters and W-Quarters. Ten C-Quarters make up a W-Quarter - don't bother asking how that makes sense in any way, considering [[honor roll|what the word "quarter" means]]. (Our best guess: C-Quarters = US$0.25, W-Quarters = US$2.50) Nor does it explain why fines are levied in U.S. dollars: perhaps to bolster the dictatorship's foreign currency reserves, ''à la'' {{w|North Korea}}.

This makes even less sense considering [[CWCVille]] is part of the [[United States]]. States, let alone cities, cannot print their own money, despite holding considerable power over their own affairs. The Constitution expressly forbids anyone else other than the federal government from issuing currency. However, it has been somewhat common for companies, communities and local governments to issue localized currency known as 'scrip', a depression era practice still seen from time to time. [[Chris]] being Chris, and likely reading [[Goosebumps]] instead of paying attention in class likely is wholly unaware of this information.

On the [[CWCipedia]] article on Sonichu, Chris wrote that [[Rosechu]] is usually the one who cooks for her family, but when Sonichu cooks for his wife and [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|kids]] he "will go as HIGH in portions as a Banquet", even though he only cooks for five individuals.<ref name=>[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Married Life and Children Sonichu]</ref> This suggest that Sonichu is just as frivolous with money as his father.

===Soup hotels===

Chris shows us his complete misunderstanding of the stress his ideas would put on the American {{w|Social Security (United States)|Social Security}} system if he was left in charge of it in a text called "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]." This is where the idea of "Soup Hotels" came from.

{{quote|Even the homeless have a place to stay in the ten Soup Kitchens/Hotels.|Chris with a very bad idea.}}

Chris depicts "Soup Hotels" as buildings ten stories tall with between ten and twenty rooms per floor, equipped with single bathrooms, beds, lighting and cable television.<ref>[[Mailbag 20#This still implies that CWCville has a massive homeless problem]]</ref> Of course, the homeless stay there for free. So, instead of building homeless shelters with dormitories, common rooms, and shared TV sets, Chris thinks the homeless should be treated to all the comforts of a ''bona fide'' hotel. This means that, in [[CWCville]], there are around 1,500 homeless people left outside. This might be the result of the local industry, choked by heavy taxes needed to pay those social expenses, being unable to make a profit there and thus moving away.

In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], [[Ultra Sonichu]] and a bevy of [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] stop at a soup hotel. The building is labeled Soup Hotel 17, implying that [[CWCville]] has had to open at least seven new homeless shelters in the span of a month, or they're just bad at numbering the things. Or more tellingly, that the economy of CWCville is crashing to the ground, fast.

==In other works==
In [[Mumble 6]], Chris discussed making a TV show called ''The Chris Chandler Show''. One of his demands was the show should not have any commercial breaks, either showing a distinct lack of understanding as to how a TV station makes money, or perhaps he plans to sell the advertising fees to a single company so that they can play a long ad in the beginning of the air time and leave the rest of the show uninterrupted, ''à-la'' the season premieres of {{w|24 (TV Series)|''24''}}. We cannot know for sure, but he has probably seen at least one show that has done this, and gathered the idea from there.

In [[Mailbag 29#In which Chris loses his mind|Mailbag 29]] he stated that $10 an hour is a reasonable price to pay for sex with a prostitute. To show his further ignorance of simple economics, Chris proposed a chain of state-run brothels where this shockingly inexpensive fee would not only pay women for sex, pay the salary of a pimp, pay for STD testing for the prostitutes, but would also pay for free [[Dating education|Sex Ed classes]] for [[virgin]]s.

In real life, according to Chris, he tried to scam his way out of paying for sex with a Craigslist [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|prostitute]] who was charging $100 per hour by telling her about the trolls, his life story, and his many personal problems. He said the prostitute then hung up on him.

Chris also proves us that, in the possibility of being part of a family, he wouldn't be the main purveyor. In the [[PlayingHouse]] video, his [[sweetheart]] of [[Jackie|the moment]] is portrayed as a successful journalist with high ambitions while he's a [[14 Branchland Court|stay at home]] Dad. Even then, he portrays himself doing "hard work" like [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|changing diapers]] and watching over the kids. In this last role, he's so incompetent that he needs to recruit his [[Crystal|preschool daughter]] to watch over [[Reginald Chandler|his son]] while he's shopping. This is paralleled by his real life situation - with [[Bob]] gone, one would assume that he'd be the "man of the house" and assume some responsibility for once. Unfortunately, as evidenced by his [[This is how the Trial went|admission in court,]] Barb is still pulling his ass out of any such concept by paying his court fees. Keep in mind that, by extension, Chris is being minded by an ailing woman's retirement money which was used to bail him out of a mess that ''he'' started, while he wastes his own money on meaningless frivolities.

== Conclusion ==

Given Chris's carefree abandon when it comes to his spending habits, many are actually concerned as to what will happen to Chris when Barb passes on and he has to fend for himself. If past (and present) experiences are any indication, it's that if Chris continues on his path of not saving his money and spending it on frivolous crap that he doesn't need, he'll wind up broke and in severe debt. A [[Mumble_4|past conversation]] with [[Clyde Cash]] revealed that he doesn't even know the basic expenses that go into running a household, and we all know how Chris's plan of [[PlayingHouse|marrying a sweetheart to dump all of the financial responsibilities on her]] will [[Sweetheart#Will Chris ever have a Sweetheart?|turn out.]]

Long story short, if Chris doesn't start saving for his future now, then when Barb finally passes on, he won't have one to look forward to. And he'll have nobody to blame but himself. ''(Not that he won't try, of course.)''

==See also==
*[[Chris and business]]
*[[Chris and work]]
*[[COVID-19]]
*[[Financhu Crisis]]
*[[Lego]]
*[[Monthly tugboat]]

== References ==
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{{Chris and}}
{{Money}}

Talk:List of Chris's video games

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*I added new tables for MSRP and the current value of Chris's collection. Figured it would be cool to see exactly how much of Chris's net worth is tied up in his video game collection. Feel free to add on to it. I'll be putting more values in from time to time. --[[User:Piratecodet|Piratecodet]] ([[User talk:Piratecodet|talk]]) 15:09, 24 October 2021 (UTC)

Talk:List of Chris's video games

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I added new tables for MSRP and the current value of Chris's collection. Figured it would be cool to see exactly how much of Chris's net worth is tied up in his video game collection. Feel free to add on to it. I'll be putting more values in from time to time. [[User:Piratecodet|Piratecodet]]

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I added new tables for MSRP and the current value of Chris's collection. Figured it would be cool to see exactly how much of Chris's net worth is tied up in his video game collection.

List of Chris's video games

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[[Image:0828-EP12-5P7-1.jpg|thumb|left|[[CWCki]]'s [[United States of America|American]] readers helped pay for this. Anyone else suddenly feel like cheating on their taxes?]]
[[File:ChrisGameShop.jpg|thumb|One of their most valuable customers.]]

This is a catalog of [[Chris]]'s '''video game collection''', based in large part on a spreadsheet he sent to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in order to show how dedicated he is to video games. He surely is. The actual [http://www.mediafire.com/?mdn5wamumtv Excel file] contains more information about each game that Chris listed himself for some reason, like the number of players for each game. Some games are obvious (Every ''[[Sonic]]'' game, and almost every ''[[Pokémon]]'' game), some are surprising (''[[Homos|Barbie Game Girl]]''), some are bizarre (''Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage [[Pickle|Pickled]] Edition''), and some are outright embarrassing (''Pooh's Party Game: In Search of the Treasure'', ''Learning with the PooYoos''.).

For whatever reason, Chris's game inventory also includes demo discs, game peripherals (such as his [[PSEye]]), and other things that can't really be considered games (such as {{w|Game Boy Advance Video}} cartridges, a concept that failed to appeal to a majority of American consumers... except for Chris, apparently, who bought several of them). God only knows why Chris felt it was a brilliant idea to send a [[Nintendo]] executive a list of games he has on competing platforms, or to send a list of imports to a game company that practically invented region lock-out to prevent games from being imported.

The bulk of the list is only accurate to around the time of the [[Miyamoto Saga]], in [[January 2009]]. Luckily, his public [[PSN]] profile and other sources of information have made it possible to get a clearer picture of his ever-expanding game collection since then. [[HEXbox|Xbox]] games and hardware are conspicuously missing from the list, but according to his [[List of Chris's eBay sales|eBay sales]], he most likely owned one at some point.

Many [[trolls]] conservatively estimate that Chris and his family have spent at least $30,000 on video games in his lifetime (including $1,000 from a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|1994 shopping spree]]), roughly 3 times the amount of Chris's annual [[Monthly tugboat|income]] – your tax dollars at work. As of 2010, for downloaded games and other PSN content alone, he has spent nearly $3,500, and the toll continues to rise. A [[January 2015]] leak by a Nintendo employee revealed that he had made 585 purchases on his account, in Nintendo video game products (including hardware, software, DLC, etc.) in a span of 4.5 years. This leak also showed that Chris's addiction to buying video games has worsened '''hard''' over the years.

After [[Destruction Of Chris's House|the fire]], many of these games are presumed to have been destroyed or otherwise lost, but no final verdict on that matter has been given.

==Chris (barely) lets go==
Chris has '''''very''''' ''occasionally'' sold off some of his games to earn money. This occurred most frequently throughout 2010, but (perhaps unsurprisingly) hasn't happened much ever since.

In early [[August 2010]], according to his [[Jackie E-mails 8|e-mails with Jackie]], Chris sold off "12 NES, 3 SNES, 6 Genesis, 9 Game Boy and 6 PSOne Games" at a local pawn shop, hoping to snag some spending money and get around his father's iron grip on his finances. (He actually attempted to sell 23 PlayStation games total; all but six were refused due to their poor condition.) A couple of weeks later, he went back and sold off more NES and SNES games, as well as his Super Nintendo console and a few accessories for it. Between both trips he pocketed a little over $80, but the extent of what he got rid of is not fully documented.

On 31 August, he made a third trip to the pawn shop, selling off his Nintendo 64 and all his games for the console. Total proceeds: $40. At the same time he tried to sell his 16-bit Sega consoles and games, but failed, since his Genesis was apparently malfunctioning.

Around the same time, Chris also made a couple of trips to his local [[GameStop]] to trade in some of his collection. In early August, he gave up "9 PS3, 2 PS2, 3 PSP, and 4 DS games" for $50 in store credit, which he immediately plowed back into a pre-order for more games. Later, around the end of the month, he traded in several Game Boy Advance, GameCube, and Nintendo DS games for $100 worth of GameStop store credit. In both cases, it's not clear exactly which titles he let go of.

In [[October 2010]], Chris dropped by Plan 9 Music, a music store in [[Charlottesville]], and sold them "7 PS3, 2 PSP, 4 Gamecube and 1 Wii game" along with several movie DVDs, although as usual he did not specify which titles. He thereby earned $48.75, most of which went directly into [[Chris and nutrition|his stomach]] and [[Son-Chu]]'s gas tank.

In the [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], Chris mentioned the pawn shop trip to his enemies. A few weeks later, [[Clyde Cash]] obtained three of Chris's old games and his Super Game Boy from the pawn shop and uploaded pictures of the loot here on the [[CWCki]]. The pictures show that at one point, Chris labeled his games with his name and birthdate (which now serve as a TRUE and HONEST certificate of authentication), and that his copy of ''Dr. Mario'' was kept in less than satisfactory condition. It's not known if the rest of Chris's labeled games are still available at Snooky's, or were purchased by others (probably unlikely, given their shoddy condition).

<center>
<gallery>
File:Groupiz.jpg|Clyde's haul.
File:Dk3v.jpg|Note how the sticker label is peeling on the corners. This isn't a common occurrence.
File:Fotns.jpg|A [[JERKS|rather surprising]] title that Chris once owned.
File:Nametage.jpg|The Nintendo Seal of Truth and Honesty.
File:Drmariofull.jpg|LOOK AT THAT DIRT GODDAMN.
File:Whytp.jpg|The original label was apparently damaged, so Chris tried replacing it. It shows.
File:Thefuck.jpg|Goo Gone is an alien concept to Chris.
</gallery>
</center>

Oddly enough, in August [[2008]], Chris auctioned off a pink {{w|LeapFrog Enterprises|LeapFrog}} {{w|Leapster}} on [[eBay]], and received $29.99 for it. The Leapster is a handheld edutainment video game system marketed to children ages 3-11. It was released in late [[2003]], which means that Chris was at least ''21'' when he bought it. He may have bought it because there was a [[Sonic the Hedgehog|''Sonic X'']] game available for the system. The game, which involves answering [[Chris and mathematics|math problems]] to advance, is appropriate for 4-9 year olds, fitting considering Chris's [[Chris and psychology|arrested development.]]

Despite these attempts, and owning current generation systems (such as the [[PS4]] and [[Nintendo]] Switch), Chris often returns to his older consoles. After [[Destruction Of Chris's House|the fire]] (presumably) destroyed much of Chris's video game collection, he repurchased many of the games, sans ones he already purchased on the Wii Virtual Console and PlayStation Network.

==Games bought during the Financhu Crisis==
Chris's habit of wasting money on games continued even during the [[Financhu Crisis]], a time of self-inflicted financial hardship for the Chandlers, in which Chris regularly begged for money. These purchases are denoted with *FC* in the notes section of the lists below.

==The List==
{{incomplete}}
===Nintendo===
===='''Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)'''====
Half of these NES games are on his 3DS Virtual Console (VC), while the others are physical copies for Chris's actual NES console (that he probably rarely plays).


{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''{{w|1942 (video game)|1942}}''
|Capcom
|
|
|$12
|-
|''3D Excitebike
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$5.99
|
|-
|''3D Kirby's Adventure
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$5.99
|
|-
|''3D Kid Icarus
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$5.99
|
|-
|''3D TwinBee
|Konami
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$4.99
|
|-
|''3D Urban Champion
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$4.99
|
|-
|''3D Xevious
|Bandai Namco
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$5.99
|
|-
|''Adventures of Lolo
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|$4.99
|
|-
|''Adventure Island II
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|$4.99
|
|-
|''Balloon Fight
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|$4.99
|
|-
|''{{w|Baseball (1983 video game)|Baseball}}''
|Nintendo
|
|
|$5.58
|-
|''Bases Loaded
|Hamster
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|$4.99
|
|-
|''{{w|Batman (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Batman}}''
|Sunsoft
|
|
|$15.24
|-
|''Blaster Master
|Sunsoft
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|$4.99
|-
|''{{w|Castlequest}}''
|Nexoft
|
|$9.95
|
|-
|''{{w|Castlevania}}''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Castlevania II: Simon's Quest}}''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse}}''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''City Connection
|Hamster
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Clu Clu Land
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Crash'n the Boys Street Challenge
|Arc System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Dance Aerobics}}''
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Dig Dug
|Bandai Namco
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Donkey Kong
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Donkey Kong Jr.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Donkey Kong 3}}'
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash. Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Donkey Kong Classics''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Double Dragon
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Double Dragon II: The Revenge
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Déjà Vu''
|Kemco-Seika
|
|-
|''{{w|Dr. Mario (video game)|Dr. Mario}}''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash. Rebought twice as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-

|''Galaga
|Bandai Namco
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Gargoyle's Quest II: The Demon's Darkness
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Ghosts'n Goblins
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Gyruss#NES and Famicom|Gyruss}}''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Ice Climber
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Kabuki Quantum Fighter}}''
|HAL
|
|-
|''{{w|Kirby's Adventure}}''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Kung Fu''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''{{w|The Legend of Zelda (video game)|The Legend of Zelda}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''{{w|Little Nemo: The Dream Master}}''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Life Force
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mach Rider
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Mcdonalds|M.C. Kids]]''
|[[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] Games
|
|-
|''Mega Man
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 2
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 4
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 5
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 6
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Mendel Palace}}''
|Hudson Soft
|
|-
|''{{w|Metroid}}''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mighty Bomb Jack
|Tecmo Koei
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mighty Final Fight
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Milon's Secret Castle''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii. Rebought for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''NES Remix Open Tournament Golf
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Ninja Gaiden (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Ninja Gaiden}}''
|Tecmo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden II
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden III: The Ancient Ship of Doom
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Pac-Man''
|Tengen
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Pin*Bot (video game)|Pin-Bot}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Punch-Out!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|R.C. Pro-Am|R.C. Pro-AM}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Renegade
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''River City Ransom
|Technos/Aksys
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Chris and English|Sesame Street ABC]]''
|Hi-Tech
|
|-
|''Short Order/Eggsplode''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sky Kid
|Bandai Namco
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Solomon's Key''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii. Rebought 2 times as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Spelunker
|Tozai Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Star Soldier
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|StarTropics}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Summer Carnival '92 RECCA
|Kaga Electronics
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super C
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Dodge Ball
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. 3
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Super Glove Ball}}''
|Mattel
|Given that this game came with the {{w|Power Glove}}, it is possible Chris also owns the Glove.
|-
|''{{w|Super Mario Bros}}/{{w|Duck Hunt}}/World Class Track Meet''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''{{w|Super Mario Bros. 2}}''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Super Mario Bros. 3}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tecmo Bowl
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Wario's Woods
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS. Bought twice.
|-
|''Wrecking Crew
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1989 video game)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles_II:_The_Arcade_Game#Ports|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Tennis''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Mysterious Murasame Castle
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Three Stooges (video game)|The Three Stooges]]''
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario's Woods|Wario's Woods]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wheel_of_Fortune_(video_game)#NES_version|Wheel of Fortune]]''
|GameTek
|
|-
|''Wrecking Crew''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Zelda II: The Adventure of Link|Zelda II: The Adventure of Link]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS.
|}

===='''Game Boy'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Alleyway|Alleyway]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Barbie: Game Girl|Barbie]]:[[Tomgirl|Game Girl]]''
|Hi-Tech
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Bases Loaded (video game)|Bases Loaded]]''
|Jaleco
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Rescue of Princess Blobette|A Boy and His Blob: The Rescue of Princess Blobette]]''
|Absolute
|
|-
|''Brainbender''
|Electro-Brain
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania: The Adventure|Castlevania Adventure]]''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Cool Spot|Cool Spot]]''
|[[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] Interactive
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Darkwing Duck (Capcom)|Darkwing]] [[Darkbind Sonichu|Duck]]''
|Sunsoft
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong (Game Boy)|Donkey Kong]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong Land|Donkey Kong Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Donald Duck|Duck Tales]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:F-1 Race|F-1 Race]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:List of Fist of the North Star video games|Fist of the North Star]]''
|Electro-Brain
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Game_and_Watch_Gallery#Game_.26_Watch_Gallery|Game and Watch Gallery]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Game Boy Camera|Game Boy Camera (red)]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|Game Boy Camera (blue)
|Nintendo
|That's right - two cameras. Gotta catch 'em all!
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Golf (video game)|Golf]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Heiankyo Alien|Heiankyo Alien]]''
|Meldac
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Home Alone (video game)|Home Alone]]''
|THQ
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters|Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Block Ball
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kirby's Dream Land|Kirby's Dream Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Dream Land 2
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Pinball Land
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Star Stacker
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kwirk|Kirk]]''
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening|The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marble Madness|Marble Madness]]''
|Mindscape
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge|Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge]]''
|Capcom
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man II (Game Boy)|Mega Man II]]''
|Capcom
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man III
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man IV
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man V
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Metroid II: Return of Samus|Metroid II: Return of Samus]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers]]''
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Mole Mania
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mystical Ninja starring Goemon
|Konami
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon Red and Blue|Blue]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Red''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pinball: Revenge of the Gator
|HAL Laboratory
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Pretty Soldier [[Sailor Moon]]''
|Angel
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon R''
|Angel
|A Japanese import
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Qix|Qix]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Quarth|Quarth]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Ren & Stimpy: Cadet Adventures''
|THQ
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Revenge of the 'Gator|Revenge of the Gator]]''
|HAL
|
|-
|''Shanghai''
|HAL
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Land|Super Mario Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins|Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Scrabble''
|Milton-Bradley
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan'']]
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Tennis (video game)|Tennis]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Tetris (Game Boy)|Tetris]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Sword of Hope II
|Kemco
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break|Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''Tumble Pop
|G-Mode
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Turrican|Turrican]]''
|Accolade
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario Blast: Featuring Bomberman!|Wario Blast]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3|Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wave Race|Wave Race]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Who Framed Roger Rabbit (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Who Framed Roger Rabbit]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|
|}

===='''Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES)'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Itchy & Scratchy Game|The Itchy & Scratchy Game]]''
|Bits Studios/Acclaim.
|-
|''The Chessmaster''
|Mindscape
|
|-
|''Legend of the Mystical Ninja
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Mario Paint''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mega Man X''
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Pilotwings''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Fox''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Stunt Race FX''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Game Boy''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''Super Mario All-Stars''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Kart''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario World''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Metroid''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Scope 6-in-1''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time''
|Konami
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Safari''
|Nintendo
|
|}

===='''Nintendo 64 (N64)'''====
According to an [[Jackie E-mails 12|e-mail to Jackie]], Chris sold his Nintendo 64 and all of the games listed below (save for the Wii downloads, obviously) in [[August 2010]].
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Banjo-Kazooie
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Cruisn' USA
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Diddy Kong Racing
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Hey You, Pikachu!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Lego]] Racers
|Lego Media
|
|-
|''Mario Kart 64
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Trolls|Mischief Makers]]
||Nintendo
|
|-
|''Paper Mario''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Pokémon Puzzle League
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Snap
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Snap
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Pokémon Stadium
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pokémon Stadium 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sin & Punishment|Sin & Punishment]]''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Star Fox 64
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Wave Race 64''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Story''
|Nintendo
|
|}

===='''Game Boy Color (GBC)'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Bionic Commando: Elite Forces
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 2''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 3''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Gex: Enter the Gecko''
|Crave
|
|-
|''Harvest Moon GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Harvest Moon 2 GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Harvest Moon 3 GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Legend of the River King
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Legend of the River King 2
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Lufia: The Legend Returns
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mario Tennis
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man Xtreme
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man Xtreme 2
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Crystal
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Gold
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pinball
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Puzzle Challenge
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Silver
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Trading Card Game
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|'''''Pokémon Yellow
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Rayman
|Ubisoft
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Shantae
|WayForward
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. Deluxe
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Toki Tori
|Two Tribes Publishing
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Wario Land II
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wario Land III
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Xtreme Sports
|WayForward
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|}

====Game Boy Advance (GBA)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Chu Chu Rocket
|Sega
|
|-
|''Classic NES Series: Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''e-Reader
|Nintendo
|Nintendo’s barcode reader peripheral for ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' and other games.
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure Max Heart
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 4
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Game Boy Advance Jukebox
|Gamester
|A GBA player for MP3 music files.
|-
|''Gumby Vs. the Astrobots
|Namco
|
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi: Kaznapped
|THQ
|
|-
|''Klonoa 2: Dream Champ Tournament
|Namco
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Super Circuit
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario vs. Donkey Kong
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Fusion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[My Little Pony]]: The Runaway Rainbow
|THQ
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Emerald
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon FireRed
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon LeafGreen
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pinball: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ruby
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Advance
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Advance 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Advance 3
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Battle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Pinball Party
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Genesis
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Mario Advance
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris Worlds
|THQ
|
|-
|''The Three Stooges
|Cinemaware
|
|-
|''Wario Land 4
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc. Mega Microgame$
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Twisted
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
|Nintendo
|
|}
===='''Game Boy Advance Video'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''All Grown Up! Volume 1
|Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Limited Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Platinum Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Premium Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|Chris’s 100th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Special Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Volume 1
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''The Fairly Oddparents: Volume 1
|Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 1
| Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 2
| Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: Beach Blank-Out Blastoise
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: For Ho-Oh the Bells Toll!
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: I Choose You!
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: Johto Photo Finish
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Sonic X Volume 1: A Super Sonic Hero!
|Sega/Majesco
|
|}

====Nintendo GameCube (NGC)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Amazing Island
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Animal Crossing]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:BMX XXX|BMX XXX]]
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
|Nintendo
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the Gamecube
|-
|''Evolution Worlds
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''F-Zero GX
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Go! Go! Hypergrind
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Party
|Konami
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time/Master Quest
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Luigi's Mansion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!! Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:MC Groovz Dance Craze|MC Groovz Dance Craze]]
|MadCatz
|
|-
|''Mario Party 5
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party 7
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pac-Man Vs.
|Namco
|
|-
|''Pac-Man World 2
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Box: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Channel
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Colosseum
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Colosseum Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage - [[Pickle]]d Edition
|BAM!
|
|-
|'''''[[Blake|Shadow the Hedgehog]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Gems Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Heroes
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Mega Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Riders
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|
|-
|''Spider-Man
|Activision
|
|-
|''Spyro: A Hero's Tail
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Star Fox Adventures
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Leader: Rogue Squadron 2
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Squadron 3: Rebel Strike
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Super Mario Sunshine
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Melee
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc.: Mega Party Game$!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wave Race: Blue Storm
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Gamecube Preview Disc
|Nintendo/Sega/Others
|
|}

====Nintendo DS and DSi====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''100 Classic Books
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''3D MahJong
|Cosmigo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''[[Animal Crossing]] Wild World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''A Kappa's Trail
|Nintendo
|Digital Purchase via DsiWare
|-
|''Airport Mania: First Flight
|Lemon Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Airport Mania: Non-Stop Flights
|Lemon Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 1- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 2- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 3- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 4- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Art Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Big Brain Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Slow in the minds|Brain Age]]
|Nintendo
|Chris’s 150th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cooking Mama
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Drill Dozer
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest IX:Seninels of the Starry Skies
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest VI: Realms of Revelation
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest Monsters: Joker 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Faceez! Monsters
|Neko Entertainment
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''[[Love quest|Feel the Magic XY/XX]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Flipnote Studio]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fossil Fighters: Champions
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Futari wa Pretty Cure Max Heart Danzen! DS
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Collection
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Golden Sun: Dark Dawn
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''House M.D.- Episode 1: Globetrotting
|Legacy Interactive
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''House M.D.- Episode 2: The Blue Meanie
|Legacy Interactive
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
|THQ
|
|-
|''Jump Superstars
|Nintendo
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Kirby: Canvas Curse
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby Mass Attack
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Magnetica
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Hoops 3-on-3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Vs. Donkey Kong 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Vs. Donkey Kong: Mini-Land Mayhem!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters First Hunt
|Nintendo
|A demo cartridge
|-
|''Metroid Prime Pinball
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs: Dachshund & Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Picross 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Black and White
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Black and White 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Conquest
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Dash
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Diamond
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Blue Rescue Team
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pearl
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ranger
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ranger: Guardian Signs
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Trozei!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Polarium|Polarium]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Last Specter
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Retro Atari Classics
|Atari
|
|-
|''The Rub Rabbits
|Sega
|
|-
|''Snood 2: On Vacation
|DSI
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Colors DS
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rush
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rush Adventure
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sprung]]
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Star Fox Command
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sudoku Gridmaster
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64 DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Princess Peach
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''True Swing Golf
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare D.I.Y.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Touched
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] Nightmare Troubadour
|Konami
|
|}

====Wii====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing City Folk
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''AquaSpace
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Art Style: Rotozoa
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Battalion Wars 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario Online RX
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Elebits
|Konami
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country Returns
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Family Table Tennis
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Fortune Street
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''FlingSmash
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fluidity
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Link's Crossbow Training
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Dream Collection
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Epic Yarn
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Return to Dream Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 1
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 2
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 3
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
|Sega
|
|-
|''Mario Kart Wii
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party 9
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Sports Mix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Super Sluggers
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid: Other M
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 3 Corruption
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''My Pokémon Ranch
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Mystery Case Files: The Malgrave Incident
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[White knights|NiGHTs]]: Journey of Dreams
|Sega
|
|-
|''Pikmin 2
|Nintendo
|A Wii port with a new control scheme
|-
|'''''Pokémon Battle Revolution
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Poképark Wii: Pikachu's Adventure
|Nintendo
|
|-

|'''''Poképark 2: Wonders Beyond
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pong Toss Pro- Frat Party Games
|JV Games Inc.
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''ThruSpace
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Rhythm Heaven Fever
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Samurai Warriors 3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sin & Punishment: Star Successor
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''SNK Arcade Classics Volume 1
|SNK
|
|-
|''Snowpack Park
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic and the Secret Rings
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Chaos
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] Legends
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Get Even
|Square Enix
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Mario All-Stars 25th Anniversary Edition
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Galaxy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Brawl
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wario Land: Shake It!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Music
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Party
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Play
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Play: Motion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Sports
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''World of Goo
|2D Boy
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Xenoblade Chronicles
|Nintendo
|
|}

====TurboGrafx-16 Entertainment SuperSystem====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Bonk's Adventure''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Wii
|}
====Nintendo 3DS====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value

|-
|''3D Game Collection
|Joindots
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D Solitaire
|Zen Studios
|
|-
|''Air Battle Hockey 3D
|10TACLE
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing: New Leaf
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Art Academy: Lessons for Everyone!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''BearShark
|CollegeHumor
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Brain Age: Concentration Training
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Bravely Default
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Crazy Construction
|G-Style
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Chibi-Robo! Photo Finder
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crashmo
|Nintendo
| A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crosswords Plus
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dedede's Drum Dash Deluxe
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dillon's Rolling Western
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dillon's Rolling Western: The Last Ranger
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Disney Magical World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Family Tennis 3D
|ARC System Works
|
|-
|''Fire Emblem: Awakening
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fluidity: Spin Cycle
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Freakyforms: Your Creations, Alive!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Freakyforms Deluxe: Your Creations, Alive!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Frogger 3D
|Konami
|Attempted to sell on [[eBay]]
|-
|''Gardenscapes
|Joindots
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''HarmoKnight
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kersploosh!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Ketzal's Corridors
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kid Icarus: Uprising
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby Fighters Deluxe
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby: Triple Deluxe
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Lego City Undercover: The Chase Begins
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario & Luigi: Dream Team
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Mario and Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games
|SEGA
|
|-
|''Mario and Donkey Kong: Mini's on the Move
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mario Golf: World Tour
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart 7
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party: Island Tour
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Tennis Open
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mighty Milky Way<ref>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]</ref>
|WayForward
|
|-
|''Naruto Powerful Shippuden
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros. 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendo 3DS Guide: Louvre
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: French Bulldog & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: Golden Retriever & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: Toy Poodle & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Outdoors Unleashed: Africa 3D
|Teyon
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Paper Mario: Sticker Star
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pikmin Short Movies 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pilotwings Resort
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Plain Video Poker
|PouncingKitten
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-

|'''''Pokédex 3D
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokedex 3D Pro
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Art Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Battle Trozei
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Dream Radar
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Gates to Infinity
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Omega Ruby
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Alpha Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Rumble Blast
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon X and Y|X]]''
|Nintendo
|Friend Codes Available via [[Facebook]]
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon X and Y|Y]]''
|Nintendo
|Friend Codes Available via [[Facebook]]
|-
|''Photo with Mario
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Azran Legacy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pushmo
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Rusty's Real Deal Baseball
|Nintendo
|His acquisition of every minigame led to the subject of an [[Pappy Van Poodle Interview|interview over his supposed sighting of an obscure character]].
|-
|''Sakura Samurai: Art of the Sword
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic All-Stars Racing Transformed
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Boom: Shattered Crystal
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Generations
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Lost World
|SEGA
|All DLC in this game purchased
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sparkle Snapshots 3D
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Spirit Camera: The Cursed Memoir
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Fox 64 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Steel Diver
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Steel Diver: Sub Wars
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Style Savvy: Trendsetters
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 3D Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sweet Memories: Blackjack
|Circle Entertainment Ltd.
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Tekken 3D
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Tetris: Axis
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Denpa Men: They Came By Wave
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Denpa Men 2: Beyond the Waves
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Denpa Men 3: The Rise of Digitoll
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tokyo Crash Mobs
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Tomodachi Life
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Ultimate NES Remix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Xtreme Sports
|WayForward
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Yoshi's New Island
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Wii U====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing Plaza'''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Arrow Time U
|XenoHorizon
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Art Academy: Sketchpad
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Bayonetta
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Bayonetta 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Luigi
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Game & Wario
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Hyrule Warriors
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Lego City Undercover
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Little Inferno
|Tommorrow Corporation
|A digital download for the Wii U.
|-
|''Family Party: 30 Great Games Obstacle Arcade
|D3Publisher
|
|-
|[[Mario Kart 8 Videos|''Mario Kart 8'']]
|Nintendo
|Revealed via Mario Kart 8 TV
|-
|'''''Mario & Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games'''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix 1
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix Pack
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros. U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Luigi U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden 3: Razor's Edge
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendo Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Poker Dice Solitaire Future
|RCMADIAX
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Pikmin 3
|Nintendo
|Bundled with Wii U console
|-
|''Pikmin Short Movies HD
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Rumble U'''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Pushmo World
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Rock Zombie
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Sing Party
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Skylanders Trap Team
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing Transformed
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Lost World
|SEGA
|
|-
|''Splatoon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 3D World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Maker
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. for Wii U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Letter
|TreeFall Studios
|A digital download for the Wii U. Also infamous for being absolute shit.
|-
|''The Wonderful 101
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Fit U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Party U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii U Panorama View
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U.
|-
|''ZombiU
|Ubisoft
|
|}

====Nintendo Switch====

{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|'''''8-Bit Adventure Steins;Gate'''<ref name=Switchfriend>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/post-4428480</ref>
|Spike Chunsoft
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing New Horizons'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Nintendo
|-
|'''''Pokémon: Let's Go, Pikachu'''
|The Pokémon Company and Nintendo
| Chris owns 6 Pokeball Plus peripherals for this game
|-
|'''''Pokémon Quest'''<ref name=Switchfriend2>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/post-4482126</ref>
|The Pokémon Company and Nintendo
|I mean its Pokemon and its free :/
|-
|'''''Sonic Forces'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Sega
|Chris also bought this for PS4 and X-box.
|-
|'''''Starlink: Battle for Atlas'''
|Ubisoft
|Chris owns two copies. Seen in [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)]]
|-
|'''''Super Smash Bros. Ultimate'''
|Nintendo
|Also seen in [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)]]
|-
|'''''Tetris 99'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Nintendo
|Played for 350 hours as of August 2020.
|-
|'''''Sonic Mania'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Sega
|-
|'''''Team Sonic Racing'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Sega
|-
|'''''Super Mario Odyssey'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Nintendo
|-
|'''''Freedom Planet'''
|GalaxyTrail
|-
|'''''Mega Man 11'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Capcom
|-
|'''''Pokémon Sword & Pokémon Shield'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|The Pokémon Company and Nintendo
|Chris bought Pokémon Sword and obtained Pokémon Shield as a present from a [[Weening|Ween]] after begging for it on his 38th birthday.
|}

===Sega===
====Sega Master System====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Wonder Boy''
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii. The only SMS game he has.
|}

====Sega Genesis (Mega Drive)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Alien Soldier''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Animaniacs (video game)|Animaniacs (video game)]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Bubsy in Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind|Bubsy in Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind]]
|Accolade
|
|-
|''Desert Strike
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Fantasia (video game)|Fantasia]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Genesis 6-Pak
|Sega
|
|-
|''Kid Chameleon
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Klax (video game)|Klax]]
|Tengen
|
|-
|''Monopoly
|Parker Brothers
|
|-
|''[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Ms. Pac Man]]
|Tengen
|
|-
|''Rocket Knight Adventures
|Konami
|
|-
|'''''Sonic & [[Punchy Sonichu|Knuckles]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic 3-D Blast
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 3
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Spinball
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Star Trek: The Next Generation
|Spectrum HoloByte
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Toy Story (video game)|Toy Story]]
|Disney Interactive
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:X-Men(1993 video game)|X-Men]]
|Sega
|
|}

On 6 July 2018, Chris bought a Sega Genesis console off of eBay, apparently as a replacement<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-666#post-3536962</ref>.

====Sega Game Gear====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''The Chessmaster
|Sega
|
|-
|''Columns
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crystal Warriors
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Defenders of Oasis
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Desert Speedtrap Starring Road Runner & Wile E. Coyote
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dragon Crystal
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''G-LOC Air Battle
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Krusty’s Fun House
|Flying Edge
|
|-
|''Quest for the Shaven Yak Starring Ren & Stimpy
|Sega
|
|-
|''Shining Force: Sword of Hajya
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Shinobi
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic Drift 2
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog GG
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 2 GG
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic Blast
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Chaos
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Triple Trouble
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Sonic Labyrinth
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Super Columns
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Tails' Adventure
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Vampire Master of Darkness
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|}

====Sega CD====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Batman Returns
|Sega
|
|-
|''Double Switch
|Digital Pictures
|
|-
|''Ecco: The Tides of Time
|Sega
|
|-
|''Flashback: [[Liquid Chris|The Quest for Identity]]
|U.S. Gold
|
|-
|''Jaguar XJ220
|JVC
|
|-
|''Jurassic Park
|Sega
|
|-
|''Mad Dog McCree
|American Laser Games
|
|-
|''[[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin Power Rangers]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Rape|Night Trap]]
|Digital Pictures
|
|-
|''Power Factory Featuring C+C Music Factory
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Classics Arcade Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sewer Shark|Sewer Shark]]
|Sony Imagesoft
|
|-
|''Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Detective
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic CD
|Sega
|
|-
|''Star Wars: Rebel Assault
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Time Gal
|Renovation
|
|-
|''Tomcat Alley
|Sega
|
|-
|''Wirehead
|Sega
|
|}

====Sega 32X====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''B.C. Racers
|Front Street Publishing
|
|-
|''Cosmic Carnage
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Knuckles Chaotix
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[I AM STRONG|Toughman Contest]]
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter
|Sega
|
|-
|''Virtua Racing Deluxe
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega Saturn====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Baku Baku
|Sega
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden URA
|Sega
|
|-
|''Fighters Megamix
|Sega
|
|-
|''NiGHTs into Dreams
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic 3D Blast
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic R
|Sega
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter Remix
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega Dreamcast====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Bleem! *Gran Turismo 2*
|Bleem
|An emulation disc for the PlayStation ''GT2''
|-
|''Seaman
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Son-Chu|Chu Chu]] Rocket
|Sega
|
|-
|''Crazy Taxi
|Sega
|
|-
|''Evolution
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Evolution 2
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Jet Grind Radio
|Sega
|
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|
|-
|''The Next Tetris
|Crave
|
|-
|''Q*Bert
|Hasbro Interactive
|
|-
|''[[List_of_cards_from_The_Wall_of_Originals#Espanolic|Samba de Amigo]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Dreamcast Generator D.1
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack V.1
|Sega
|
|-
|''Skies of Arcadia
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Shuffle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[South Park]]: [[CADD Chef|Chef's]] [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Luv Shack]]
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Magnetic Neo
|Crave
|
|-
|''Suzuki Alstare Extreme Racing
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Time Stalkers
|Sega
|
|-
|''Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation
|Eidos Interactive
|
|-
|''Toy Commander
|No Cliché
|
|-
|''Virtual-On Oratorio Tangram
|Activision
|
|-
|''Wetrix +
|XICAT
|
|}

===Sony===
==== PlayStation (PSX, PSone)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''2Xtreme
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Activision Classics
|Activision
|
|-
|''Amazing Virtual Sea-Monkies, The
|[[Greene County Conspiracy|Conspiracy]]
|
|-
|''Arcade's Greatest Hits - The Midway Collection 2
|Midway
|
|-
|''Atari Anniversary Edition Redux
|Infogrames
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden
|Takara
|
|-
|'''''Beast Wars [[Transformers]]
|Hasbro Interactive
|
|-
|''Blaster Master: Blasting Again
|Crave
|
|-
|''Bowling
|A1
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''[[Chris and anger|Bloody Roar]]
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Bubsy 3D
|Accolade
|
|-
|''Casper: Friends Around the World
|Sound Source
|
|-
|''Castlevania Chronicles
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 4
|Sony
|
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Sony
|A physical copy
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bash
|Sony
|
|-
|''Danger Girl
|THQ
|
|-
|''Dead in the Water
|ASC Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Defcon 5
|Data East
|
|-
|''Destruction Derby
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Dragon Ball GT: Final Bout
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Ultimate Battle 22
|Infogrames
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII
|Square Enix
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''[[Son-Chu|Ford]] Racing
|Empire Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Frogger
|Hasbro Interactive
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo 2
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gundam Battle Assault 2
|Bandai
|
|-
|''[[Plush Breasts|Hooters:]] Road Trip
|Ubisoft
|There's only [[Mass debating|only logical reason]] why Chris bought this.
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|989 Studios
|A physical copy
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|Jumping Flash!}}
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|The King of Fighters '99}}
|SNK
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|Klonoa: Door to Phantomile}}
|Namco
|
|-
|''[[Lego]] Island 2: The Brickster's Revenge
|Lego Software
|
|-
|''Loaded
|Interplay
|
|-
|''Medal of Honor
|Electronic Arts
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Medal of Honor Underground
|Electronic Arts
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''MediEvil
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mega Man Legends
|Capcom
|
|-
|'''''[[Metal Gear Solid]]
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Miracle Space Race
|Mud Duck
|
|-
|''Mobile Light Force
|XS Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mortal Kombat 4
|Midway
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''MTV Music Generator
|Codemasters
|
|-
|''Need For Speed: High Stakes
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Need For Speed III: Hot Pursuit
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|[[Obesity|Pizza Hut]] Sampler Disc 2
|Sony
|
|-
|''[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Pooh's]] Party Game: In Search of the Treasure
|Disney
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack 1
|Sony
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Summer 2000
|Sony
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Winter 2000
|Sony
|
|-
|''Porsche Challenge
|Sony
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Chemical X-Traction
|BAM!
|
|-
|''Puzzle Star Sweep
|A1 Games
|
|-
|''Rally Cross
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman 2: The Great Escape
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director's Cut
|Capcom
|A physical copy
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director’s Cut
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
|Capcom
|A demo disc
|-
|''R-Types
|Agetec
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''R-Type Delta
|Agetec
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''SimCity 2000
|Maxis
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Small Soldiers
|Electronic Arts
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''SnoCross Championship Racing
|Crave Entertainment
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''[[Bionic the Hedgehog|Space Jam]]
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Spec Ops: Airborne Commando
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Covert Assault
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Ranger Elite
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Stealth Patrol
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Speed Racer
|Jaleco
|
|-
|''[[Homos|Spice World]]
|Psygnosis
|
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Sony
|A physical copy
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro: Year of the Dragon
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Star Wars Episode I: Jedi Power Battles
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha 2
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Suikoden
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Superstar Dance Club: #1 Hits
|XS Games
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Syphon Filter 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Ten Pin Alley
|ASC Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|Tekken 2}}
|Namco
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tekken 2
|Namco
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider
|Eidos Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Toy Story 2: Buzz Lightyear to the Rescue!
|Activision
|
|-
|''Twisted Metal 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Um Jammer Lammy
|Sony
|
|-
|''Vandal Hearts
|Konami
|
|-
|''V.I.P.
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Vigilante 8: 2nd Offense
|Activision
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Williams Arcade's Greatest Hits
|Williams
|
|-
|''XS Junior League Soccer
|XS Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|}

====PlayStation 2 (PS2)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 105
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 106
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 107
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 108
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 109
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 110
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 111
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 112
|Sony
|
|-
|''Aeon Flux
|Majesco
|
|-
|''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]] - Zombie Ninja Pro-Am
|Midway/[[Adult Swim]] Games
|
|-
|''[[Britney Spears|Britney's]] Dance Beat
|THQ
|
|-
|''Crash Nitro Kart
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Crash [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Twinsanity]]
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Extreme
|Konami
|
|-
|''Dark Cloud
|Sony
|
|-
|''EyeToy Play
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''[[Family Guy]] Video Game!
|2K/Fox
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 2
|-
|''Fatal Frame
|Tecmo
|
|-
|''Grand Theft Auto 3
|Rockstar Games
|Attempted to sell on [[eBay]].
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]]
|RedOctane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero II
|RedOctane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Encore - Rocks The 80s
|RedOctane
|
|-
|''The Guy Game
|Gathering
|This game was pulled from print after it was found that one of the models who [[Mass debating|flashed the camera]] was [[Pedofork|only 17]].
|-
|''InuYasha: The Secret of the Cursed Mask
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Jak X: Combat Racing
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 10
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 11
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 14
|Sony
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Volume 3
|Konami
|
|-
|''{{w|Kingdom Hearts (video game)|Kingdom Hearts}}
|Square Enix
|
|-
|''{{w|Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil}}
|Namco
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marc Eckō's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure|Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure]]
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo]]
|Bandai
|
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]] 2
|Sony
|
|-
|PSUnderground Summer Sampler
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Mega Collection Plus
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''Soul Calibur III
|Bandai/Namco
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5: Special Edition
|Sega
|
|-
|''Taiko Drum Master
|Namco
|
|-
|''Tekken Tag Tournament
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]]
|Atari
|
|-
|''Unreal Tournament
|Infogrames
|
|}

====PlayStation 3 (PS3)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''3D Dot Game Heroes
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Age of Booty
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Altered Beast
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Ape Escape (Playstation Move)
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Aquatopia
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Armored Core 4
|Sega
|
|-
|''Astro Tripper
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Back to the Future: The Game
|Telltale
|Both the disc version and the downloadable version
|-
|''Band Hero
|Activision
|
|-
|''Battle Fantasia
|Aksys
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[100 2269|The Beatles: Rock Band]]
|MTV Games
|
|-
|''Beat Sketcher <ref>[[:File:BeatSketcher20101012.png]]</ref>
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bejeweled 3
|Popcap
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bionic Commando (2009)
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Bionic Commando Rearmed
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bioshock
|2K Games
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blade Kitten
|Atari
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Blast Factor
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $8 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blokus
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Blue Toad Murder Files: The Mysteries of Little Riddle
|Relentless Software
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Blur (video game)|Blur (Video game)]]
|Bizarre Creations
|
|-
|''Bomberman Ultra
|Hudson Soft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Borderlands
|2K Games
|
|-
|''Braid
|Number None
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Brutal Legend|Brütal Legend]]'''''
|Electronic Arts
|Chris's 50th physical acquisition for the PS3.
|-
|''BurgerTime World Tour
|MonkeyPaw Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Burn Zombie Burn
|Pinnacle
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Burnout Paradise
|Electronic Arts
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $67 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: Monster Rally
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: Robo Jam
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz TV
|Sony
|Approximately $31 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz World
|Sony
|
|-
|''Calling All Cars
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Catherine
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Championship Sprint
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena
|Atari
|
|-
|''Comet Crash
|Pelfast
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Comix Zone
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Costume Quest
|THQ
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Crash Commando
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Crescent Pale Mist
|Rockin' Android
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Critter Crunch
|Capybara Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Cuboid
|TikGames, LLC
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Dark Sector
|D3 Publisher
|
|-
|''Dead Space
|Electronic Arts
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Disgaea 3: Absence of Justice
|NIS America
|Approximately $65 spent on DLC.
|-
|''DuckTales: Remastered''
|Capcom
|*FC* - [[May 2017]] - $15.00 - Chris bought this shortly after buying ''The Disney Afternoon Collection'' for the PS4, even though the original version is included in that pack.
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Burst Limit
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Chandler cats|Droplitz]]
|Atlus
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
|Bethesda
|"Game of the Year Edition"
|-
|''Elefunk
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Enchanted Arms
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|'''''[[The Eye of Judgement]]
|Sony
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Fairytale Fights
|Playlogic
|
|-
|''[[Family Guy|Family Guy]]:Back to the Multiverse
|Activision
|
|-
|''Fallout: New Vegas
|Bethesda
|
|-
|''Far Cry 2
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Obesity|Fat]] Princess
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''flOw
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Homo|Flower]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Folklore
|Sony
|
|-
|''Fret Nice
|Tecmo
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Frogger Returns
|Konami
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Giant Enemy Crab|Genji: Days of the Blade]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Go! Puzzle
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Go! Sports Ski
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Go! Sports Skydiving
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $12 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[God of War]] III
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''God of War Collection
|Sony
|
|-
|''Grand Theft Auto IV
|Rockstar Games
|
|-
|''Gravity Crash
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Green Day: Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|Interestingly enough, their frontman is a [[homo]].
|-
|''GripShift v2.0
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Gauntlet II
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock
|RedOctane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero 5
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Aerosmith
|RedOctane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Hits
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Metallica
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Van Halen
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero World Tour
|RedOctane
|
|-
|''Gunstar Heroes
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Hail to the Chimp
|Game[[Duck|cock]]
|
|-
|''Hamilton's Great Adventure
|Fatshark
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Heavenly Sword
|Sony
|
|-
|''Heavy Rain
|Sony
|
|-
|''High Stakes: Poker Edition
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''High Velocity Bowling
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|''The House of the Dead III
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''inFamous
|Sony
|
|-
|''Invincible Tiger: The Legend of Han Tao
|Bandai Namco
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Jak and Daxter Collection
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jeopardy!
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Joust
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Killzone 2
|Sony
|Approximately $6 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Lair
|Sony
|
|-
|''The Last Guy
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|''The Lego Movie Videogame
|WB Games
|
|-
|''Lego Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust
|Codemasters
|
|-
|''Lemmings
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''LIMBO
|Playdead
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Linger in Shadows
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|Approximately $98 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''LittleBigPlanet 2
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''LittleBigPlanet 3
|Sony
|
|-
|''LocoRoco Cocoreccho!
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mainichi Issho
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom 2
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Marvel Ultimate Alliance
|Activision
|
|-
|''Mega [[JERKS|Man]] 9
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mega Man 10
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mesmerize
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Sonichu's Edge|Mirror's Edge]]
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire
|Bandai Namco Games
|
|-
|'''''[[ModNation Racers]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Monster Madness: Grave Danger
|South Peak Interactive
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat (2009)
|WB Games
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat II
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Motorstorm
|Sony
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Motorstorm RC
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mushroom Wars
|Creat Studios
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Namco Museum Essentials
|Bandai Namco Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Noby Noby Boy
|Bandai Namco Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Novastrike
|Tiki Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Nucleus
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PAIN
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $41 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PAYDAY: The Heist
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode One
|Hothead Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode Two
|Hothead Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PixelJunk Eden Encore
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Monsters Encore
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Racers
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PixelJunk Shooter
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Piyotama
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale
|Sony
|
|-
|''Q*Bert v2.0
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rag Doll Kung Fu: Fists of Plastic
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rampage
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rampart
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank Future: [[Fuck Quest|Quest for Booty]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rayman 3 HD
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Red Faction Guerrilla
|THQ
|
|-
|''Resident Evil 5
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Resistance: Fall of Man
|Sony
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 3
|-
|''Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Rock Band 2
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Rock Revolution
|Konami
|
|-
|''Saints Row 2
|THQ
|
|-
|''Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 1: The Penal Zone
|Telltale Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''SAW
|Konami
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars Tennis
|Sega
|
|-
|''The Simpsons Game
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Siren: Blood Curse
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Snakeball
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic CD
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic Generations
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog (2006)
|Sega
|Approximately $7.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog 4 Episode 1
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Unleashed
|Sega
|Approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] IV
|Bandai Namco
|"Premium edition"; approximately $33.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Soul Calibur V
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Spider-Man 3
|Activision
|"Collector’s edition"
|-
|''Stranglehold
|Midway
|"Collector’s edition"; approximately $15 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[CWC Fighter|Street Fighter IV]]
|Capcom
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Stuntman Ignition
|THQ
|
|-
|''Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super [[Mass debating|Rub a Dub]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super Stardust HD
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super Street Fighter IV
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars
|Psyonix
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Re-Shelled
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection
|Namco
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Tekken Hybrid
|Namco
|
|-
|''Timeshift
|Vivendi Games
|
|-
|''Toy Home
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $7 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Transformers - The Game
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
|Activision
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Trash Panic
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
|Sony
|
|-
|''Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception
|Sony
|
|-
|''UNO
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Untold Legends: Dark Kingdom
|Sony
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter 5
|Sega
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh
|Warner Bros.
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh Part 2
|Warner Bros.
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wheel of Fortune
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''WipEout HD
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wolf of the Battlefield: Commando 3
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wolfenstein 3D
|Activision
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''X-Blades
|SouthPeak Games
|
|-
|''Zen Pinball
|Zen Studios
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|}

====PlayStation 4 (PS4)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Little Big Planet 3
|Sony
|Chris bought this game before acquiring a PS4.
|-
|''The Playroom
|Sony
|
|-
|''Call Of Duty Black Ops 3
|Activision
|
|-
|''inFAMOUS Second Son
|Sony
|
|-
|''Destiny
|Sony
|
|-
|''Disney Afternoon Collection''
|Capcom
|*FC* $20.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Freedom Planet''
|GalaxyTrail
|*FC* $15.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Giana Sisters Twisted Dreams - Director's Cut''
|Black Forest
|*FC* $15.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Killzone Shadow Fall
|Sony
|
|-
|''Knack
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego Dimensions
|WB Games
|
|-
|''Lego Worlds''
|WB Games
|*FC* - [[March 2017]] - Chris used profit from selling his father's stamp collection to buy this on its 7 March release date for $30.
|-
|''PaRappa the Rapper Remastered''
|Sony
|*FC* $15.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Pure Chess''
|Ripstone
|*FC* $8.00 - [[April 2017]]
|-
|''Sonic Forces
|Sega
|*FC* $39.99 - [[November 2017]]. Chris also bought this for Xbox and Nintendo Switch
|-
|''Skylanders Swap Force
|Activision
|
|-
|''Skylanders Trap Team
|Activision
|
|-
|''TRANSFORMERS: Devastation
|Activision
|
|-
|''Yu-Gi-Oh: Legacy of the Duelist
|Konami
|
|-
|}

====PlayStation Portable (PSP)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Ape Escape Academy
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ape Escape ~ On the Loose
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ape Quest
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Armored Core: Formula Front - Extreme Battle
|Agetec
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury - Blazin' Trails
|Sony
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury Pro
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Beats
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Fuck quest|Brooktown High]]
|Konami
|
|-
|''Bust-A-Move Deluxe
|Majesco
|
|-
|''BUZZ! Master Quiz
|Sony
|
|-
|''Carol Vorderman's Sudoku
|Secret Stash
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Vivendi Universal Games
|
|-
|''Darkstalkers Chronicle - The Chaos Tower
|Capcom
|Chris's 50th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|''Daxter
|Sony
|
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $5 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Every Extend Extra
|Buena Vista Games
|
|-
|''EXIT
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Frogger: [[Slow-in-the-minds|Helmet Chaos]]
|Konami
|
|-
|''Gangs of London
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gangs Of London
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus Special Edition: Battle of Attica
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gripshift
|Red Mile
|
|-
|''Guilty Gear Judgement
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Gunpey
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Gurumin - A Monstrous Adventure
|Mastiff
|
|-
|''[[Harvey Birdman Commercial|Harvey Birdman]] - Attorney At Law
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Hot Pixel
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Recycling|Infected]]
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''[[Cwcville|Kingdom of Paradise]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego Stars Wars II: The Original Trilogy
|LucasArts
|
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Locoroco
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lumines II
|Buena Vista Games
|
|-
|''Mercury Meltdown
|Ignition
|
|-
|''Mind Quiz
| Ubisoft
|
|-
|''MLB 07: The Show
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam - Battle Royale
|Bandai Namco Games
|A Japanese import
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''[[Autism|PQ Practical Intelligence Quotient]]
|D3
|
|-
|''Puzzle Challenge Crosswords and More
|Crave
|
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank: [[Duck|Size Matters]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sampler Disc for PSP Vol.1
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sega Genesis Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Clover and Snoopy|Snoopy]] Vs. the Red Baron
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''SOCOM U.S. Navy SEALs Fireteam Bravo
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rivals
|Sega
|Chris's 25th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|'''''Sonic Rivals 2
|Sega
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Extreme
|Taito
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Combat Ops
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Logan's Shadow
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Tekken: Dark Resurrection
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''The Con
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''Transformers - The Game
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Fridays After Five|Ultimate Block Party]]
|Conspiracy
|
|-
|''WipEout Pure
|Sony
|
|-
|''WTF: Work Time Fun
|D3 Publisher
|
|}

====Universal Media Disc (UMD) Video====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Ah! My Goddess the Movie
|Geneon
|
|-
|''Christmas with the Kranks
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Creature Comforts: The Complete First Season
|Sony
|
|-
|''[[Family Guy]]: Freakin' Sweet Collection
|Fox
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
|Sony
|
|-
|''Fun with Dick and Jane
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Into the Blue
|Sony/Columbia/MGM
|
|-
|''Lords Of Dogtown
|Sony/Columbia/TriStar
|
|-
|''National Lampoon's Animal House
|Universal
|
|-
|''[[Some Favored Comedians|Saturday Night Live]] Collection - The Best of [[Obesity|Chris Farley]]
|Lions Gate
|
|-
|''[[South Park]]: When Technology Attacks!
|Paramount/Comedy Central
|
|-
|''Spider-Man - The New Animated Series: The Mutant Menace
|Sony/Marvel
|
|-
|''Spider-Man
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Stealth
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''[[Virgin with rage|Superbad]]: Unrated Extended Edition
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Wedding Crashers: Uncorked Edition
|New Line
|
|-
|}

====PlayStation Vita (PSV)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Army Corps of Hell
|Square Enix
|
|-
|''BlazBlue: Continuum Shift Extend
|Arc System Works, Aksys Games
|
|-
|''BreakQuest Extra Evolution
|Beatshapers
|
|-
|''Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
|Spike Chunsoft
|
|-
|''Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair
|Spike Chunsoft
|
|-
|''Danganronpa Another Episode: Ultra Despair Girls
|Spike Chunsoft
|
|-
|''Dokuro
|Gungho Online Entertainment
|
|-
|''Dungeon Hunter: Alliance
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Escape Plan
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gravity Rush
|Sony
|
|-
|''Hotline Miami
|Devolver Digital
|
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf: World Invitational
|Sony
|
|-
|''Hustle Kings
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego [[Harry Potter]]: Years 5-7
|Sony
|
|-
|''Little Deviants
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lumines Electronic Symphony
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''[[ModNation Racers]] [[Ohio trip|Roadtrip]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat
|Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment
|
|-
|''MotorStorm: RC
|Sony
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden Sigma Plus
|Tecmo
|
|-
|''Plants vs. Zombies
|Popcap
|
|-
|''Pinball Arcade
|FarSight Studios
|
|-
|''Pinball Heroes Complete
|Sony
|
|-
|''Pure Chess
|RebelPlay
|
|-
|''PulzAR
|Sony
|
|-
|''Rayman Origins
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Reality Fighters
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ridge Racer
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Resistance: Burning Skies
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time
|Sony
|
|-
|''Star Wars Pinball
|Zen
|
|-
|''Sumioni: Demon Arts
|AQUIRE
|
|-
|''Super Stardust Delta
|Sony
|
|-
|''Table Top Tanks
|Sony
|
|-
|''Tales from Space: Mutant Blobs Attack
|Drinkbox
|
|-
|''Touch My Katamari
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Uncharted: Golden Abyss
|Sony
|
|-
|''Unit 13
|Sony
|
|-
|''Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward
|Chunsoft/Aksys/Rising Star
|
|-
|''Welcome Park
|Sony
|A tutorial game that comes with the Vita
|-
|''WipEout 2048
|Sony
|
|}

===Microsoft===
Despite Chris's avowed hatred of da [[HEXBox]] 360, he tried to sell several games for the original Xbox on [[eBay]].<ref>[[List of Chris's eBay sales]]</ref> In November 2017, he casually mentioned his gamertag<ref>https://www.xboxgamertag.com/search/CWCSonichu1982/</ref> in a Facebook comment.

====Xbox====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Call of Duty 2: Big Red One|''Call of Duty 2: Big Red One'']]
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay|The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay]]''
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Driv3r|''Driv3r'']]
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Celebrity Deathmatch (video game)|Celebrity Deathmatch]]''
|Gotham
|
|-
|}

====Xbox One====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Aftercharge''
| Chainsawesome Games
|
|-
|''Anthem''
| BioWare, Bioware Austin LLC
|
|-
|''Banjo Kazooie: N n B''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|-
|''Banjo-Kazooie''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|-
|''Banjo-Tooie''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|-
|''Dark Souls Remaster''
|From Software, QLOC, Virtuos
|
|-
|''Forza Horizon 4''
|Microsoft
|Drives a custom Sonichu colored Ford Focus
|-
|-
|''Gears of War: Ultimate Edition''
|Microsoft
|
|-
|''Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice''
|Ninja Theory
|
|-
|''Jetpac Refuelled''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Kameo''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|[[Life Is Strange]] Season 2 Episode 1
|Dontnod Entertainment, Deck Nine, Feral Interactive
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat X''
|NetherRealm Studios
|
|-
|''Perfect Dark''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Perfect Dark Zero''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Rare Replay''
|Microsoft
|
|-
|''Realm Royale''
|Heroic Leap Games
|
|-
|''Shadow of the Tomb Raider''
|Square Enix, Feral Interactive
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog 2''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic & Knuckles''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic Generations''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic Forces''
|Sega
|Chris also bought this for the PS4 and Nintendo Switch.
|-
|-
|''Shantae: Half-Genie Hero''
|WayForward Technologies
|
|-
|''Shantae and the Pirate's Curse''
|WayForward Technologies
|
|-
|''Super Lucky's Tale''
|Playful Corp
|
|-
|''Sunset Overdrive''
|Xbox Game Studios
|
|-
|''Thomas Was Alone''
|Mike Bithell
|
|-
|''The Orange Box''
|Valve Corporation, Electronic Arts, EA Bright Light
|
|-
|''Viva Piñata''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Viva Piñata: TIP''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''HALO 5 : GUARDIANS''
|Microsoft
|
|}

===Steam===
{{incomplete}}

Despite Chris's fanboyism towards consoles, Chris has played some games on the PC DRM Steam. The most interesting listing is Payday 2: a game the [[Idea Guys]] were obsessed with.
{|class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Five Nights at Freddy's''
|Scott Cawthon Games
|
|-
|''Payday 2''
|Overkill/505
|
|-
|''Portal''
|Valve Corporation
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic 3 & Knuckles''
|Sega
|
|}

==See also==
*[[List of Chris's Blu-ray discs]]
*[[Miyamoto Saga]]
*''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]''
*''[[Sonichu Advance]]''
*''[[Sonichu Adventure]]''
*[[Video games]]

==References==
<references />

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?mdn5wamumtv The Excel file] DEAD LINK
*[http://outerheaven.pastebin.com/f277fb9e2 Purchases from May 7th onward]

{{Money}}
{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Video Games]]

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2021-10-24T14:56:56Z

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Welcome to my sandbox.

Get comfy

==The List==
===Nintendo===
===='''Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)'''====
Half of these NES games are on his 3DS Virtual Console (VC), while the others are physical copies for Chris's actual NES console (that he probably rarely plays).

{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''{{w|1942 (video game)|1942}}''
|Capcom
|
|
|$12
|-
|''3D Excitebike
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$5.99
|
|-
|''3D Kirby's Adventure
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$5.99
|
|-
|''3D Kid Icarus
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$5.99
|
|-
|''3D TwinBee
|Konami
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$4.99
|
|-
|''3D Urban Champion
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$4.99
|
|-
|''3D Xevious
|Bandai Namco
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$5.99
|
|-
|''Adventures of Lolo
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|$4.99
|
|-
|''Adventure Island II
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|$4.99
|
|-
|''Balloon Fight
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|$4.99
|
|-
|''{{w|Baseball (1983 video game)|Baseball}}''
|Nintendo
|
|
|$5.58
|-
|''Bases Loaded
|Hamster
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|$4.99
|
|-
|''{{w|Batman (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Batman}}''
|Sunsoft
|
|
|$15.24
|-
|''Blaster Master
|Sunsoft
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|$4.99
|-
|''{{w|Castlequest}}''
|Nexoft
|
|$9.95
|
|-
|''{{w|Castlevania}}''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Castlevania II: Simon's Quest}}''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse}}''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''City Connection
|Hamster
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Clu Clu Land
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Crash'n the Boys Street Challenge
|Arc System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Dance Aerobics}}''
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Dig Dug
|Bandai Namco
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Donkey Kong
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Donkey Kong Jr.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Donkey Kong 3}}'
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash. Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Donkey Kong Classics''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Double Dragon
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Double Dragon II: The Revenge
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Déjà Vu''
|Kemco-Seika
|
|-
|''{{w|Dr. Mario (video game)|Dr. Mario}}''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash. Rebought twice as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-

|''Galaga
|Bandai Namco
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Gargoyle's Quest II: The Demon's Darkness
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Ghosts'n Goblins
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Gyruss#NES and Famicom|Gyruss}}''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Ice Climber
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Kabuki Quantum Fighter}}''
|HAL
|
|-
|''{{w|Kirby's Adventure}}''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Kung Fu''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''{{w|The Legend of Zelda (video game)|The Legend of Zelda}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''{{w|Little Nemo: The Dream Master}}''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Life Force
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mach Rider
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Mcdonalds|M.C. Kids]]''
|[[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] Games
|
|-
|''Mega Man
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 2
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 4
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 5
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 6
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Mendel Palace}}''
|Hudson Soft
|
|-
|''{{w|Metroid}}''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mighty Bomb Jack
|Tecmo Koei
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mighty Final Fight
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Milon's Secret Castle''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii. Rebought for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''NES Remix Open Tournament Golf
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Ninja Gaiden (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Ninja Gaiden}}''
|Tecmo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden II
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden III: The Ancient Ship of Doom
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Pac-Man''
|Tengen
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Pin*Bot (video game)|Pin-Bot}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Punch-Out!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|R.C. Pro-Am|R.C. Pro-AM}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Renegade
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''River City Ransom
|Technos/Aksys
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Chris and English|Sesame Street ABC]]''
|Hi-Tech
|
|-
|''Short Order/Eggsplode''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sky Kid
|Bandai Namco
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Solomon's Key''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii. Rebought 2 times as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Spelunker
|Tozai Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Star Soldier
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|StarTropics}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Summer Carnival '92 RECCA
|Kaga Electronics
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super C
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Dodge Ball
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. 3
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Super Glove Ball}}''
|Mattel
|Given that this game came with the {{w|Power Glove}}, it is possible Chris also owns the Glove.
|-
|''{{w|Super Mario Bros}}/{{w|Duck Hunt}}/World Class Track Meet''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''{{w|Super Mario Bros. 2}}''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Super Mario Bros. 3}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tecmo Bowl
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Wario's Woods
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS. Bought twice.
|-
|''Wrecking Crew
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1989 video game)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles_II:_The_Arcade_Game#Ports|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Tennis''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Mysterious Murasame Castle
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Three Stooges (video game)|The Three Stooges]]''
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario's Woods|Wario's Woods]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wheel_of_Fortune_(video_game)#NES_version|Wheel of Fortune]]''
|GameTek
|
|-
|''Wrecking Crew''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Zelda II: The Adventure of Link|Zelda II: The Adventure of Link]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS.
|}

===='''Game Boy'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Alleyway|Alleyway]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Barbie: Game Girl|Barbie]]:[[Tomgirl|Game Girl]]''
|Hi-Tech
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Bases Loaded (video game)|Bases Loaded]]''
|Jaleco
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Rescue of Princess Blobette|A Boy and His Blob: The Rescue of Princess Blobette]]''
|Absolute
|
|-
|''Brainbender''
|Electro-Brain
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania: The Adventure|Castlevania Adventure]]''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Cool Spot|Cool Spot]]''
|[[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] Interactive
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Darkwing Duck (Capcom)|Darkwing]] [[Darkbind Sonichu|Duck]]''
|Sunsoft
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong (Game Boy)|Donkey Kong]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong Land|Donkey Kong Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Donald Duck|Duck Tales]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:F-1 Race|F-1 Race]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:List of Fist of the North Star video games|Fist of the North Star]]''
|Electro-Brain
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Game_and_Watch_Gallery#Game_.26_Watch_Gallery|Game and Watch Gallery]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Game Boy Camera|Game Boy Camera (red)]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|Game Boy Camera (blue)
|Nintendo
|That's right - two cameras. Gotta catch 'em all!
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Golf (video game)|Golf]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Heiankyo Alien|Heiankyo Alien]]''
|Meldac
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Home Alone (video game)|Home Alone]]''
|THQ
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters|Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Block Ball
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kirby's Dream Land|Kirby's Dream Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Dream Land 2
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Pinball Land
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Star Stacker
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kwirk|Kirk]]''
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening|The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marble Madness|Marble Madness]]''
|Mindscape
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge|Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge]]''
|Capcom
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man II (Game Boy)|Mega Man II]]''
|Capcom
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man III
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man IV
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man V
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Metroid II: Return of Samus|Metroid II: Return of Samus]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers]]''
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Mole Mania
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mystical Ninja starring Goemon
|Konami
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon Red and Blue|Blue]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Red''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pinball: Revenge of the Gator
|HAL Laboratory
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Pretty Soldier [[Sailor Moon]]''
|Angel
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon R''
|Angel
|A Japanese import
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Qix|Qix]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Quarth|Quarth]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Ren & Stimpy: Cadet Adventures''
|THQ
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Revenge of the 'Gator|Revenge of the Gator]]''
|HAL
|
|-
|''Shanghai''
|HAL
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Land|Super Mario Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins|Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Scrabble''
|Milton-Bradley
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan'']]
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Tennis (video game)|Tennis]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Tetris (Game Boy)|Tetris]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Sword of Hope II
|Kemco
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break|Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''Tumble Pop
|G-Mode
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Turrican|Turrican]]''
|Accolade
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario Blast: Featuring Bomberman!|Wario Blast]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3|Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wave Race|Wave Race]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Who Framed Roger Rabbit (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Who Framed Roger Rabbit]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|
|}

===='''Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES)'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Itchy & Scratchy Game|The Itchy & Scratchy Game]]''
|Bits Studios/Acclaim.
|-
|''The Chessmaster''
|Mindscape
|
|-
|''Legend of the Mystical Ninja
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Mario Paint''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mega Man X''
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Pilotwings''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Fox''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Stunt Race FX''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Game Boy''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''Super Mario All-Stars''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Kart''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario World''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Metroid''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Scope 6-in-1''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time''
|Konami
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Safari''
|Nintendo
|
|}

===='''Nintendo 64 (N64)'''====
According to an [[Jackie E-mails 12|e-mail to Jackie]], Chris sold his Nintendo 64 and all of the games listed below (save for the Wii downloads, obviously) in [[August 2010]].
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Banjo-Kazooie
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Cruisn' USA
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Diddy Kong Racing
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Hey You, Pikachu!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Lego]] Racers
|Lego Media
|
|-
|''Mario Kart 64
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Trolls|Mischief Makers]]
||Nintendo
|
|-
|''Paper Mario''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Pokémon Puzzle League
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Snap
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Snap
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Pokémon Stadium
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pokémon Stadium 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sin & Punishment|Sin & Punishment]]''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Star Fox 64
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Wave Race 64''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Story''
|Nintendo
|
|}

===='''Game Boy Color (GBC)'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Bionic Commando: Elite Forces
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 2''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 3''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Gex: Enter the Gecko''
|Crave
|
|-
|''Harvest Moon GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Harvest Moon 2 GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Harvest Moon 3 GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Legend of the River King
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Legend of the River King 2
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Lufia: The Legend Returns
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mario Tennis
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man Xtreme
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man Xtreme 2
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Crystal
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Gold
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pinball
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Puzzle Challenge
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Silver
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Trading Card Game
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|'''''Pokémon Yellow
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Rayman
|Ubisoft
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Shantae
|WayForward
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. Deluxe
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Toki Tori
|Two Tribes Publishing
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Wario Land II
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wario Land III
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Xtreme Sports
|WayForward
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|}

====Game Boy Advance (GBA)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Chu Chu Rocket
|Sega
|
|-
|''Classic NES Series: Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''e-Reader
|Nintendo
|Nintendo’s barcode reader peripheral for ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' and other games.
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure Max Heart
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 4
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Game Boy Advance Jukebox
|Gamester
|A GBA player for MP3 music files.
|-
|''Gumby Vs. the Astrobots
|Namco
|
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi: Kaznapped
|THQ
|
|-
|''Klonoa 2: Dream Champ Tournament
|Namco
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Super Circuit
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario vs. Donkey Kong
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Fusion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[My Little Pony]]: The Runaway Rainbow
|THQ
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Emerald
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon FireRed
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon LeafGreen
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pinball: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ruby
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Advance
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Advance 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Advance 3
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Battle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Pinball Party
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Genesis
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Mario Advance
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris Worlds
|THQ
|
|-
|''The Three Stooges
|Cinemaware
|
|-
|''Wario Land 4
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc. Mega Microgame$
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Twisted
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
|Nintendo
|
|}
===='''Game Boy Advance Video'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''All Grown Up! Volume 1
|Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Limited Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Platinum Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Premium Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|Chris’s 100th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Special Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Volume 1
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''The Fairly Oddparents: Volume 1
|Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 1
| Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 2
| Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: Beach Blank-Out Blastoise
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: For Ho-Oh the Bells Toll!
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: I Choose You!
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: Johto Photo Finish
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Sonic X Volume 1: A Super Sonic Hero!
|Sega/Majesco
|
|}

====Nintendo GameCube (NGC)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Amazing Island
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Animal Crossing]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:BMX XXX|BMX XXX]]
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
|Nintendo
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the Gamecube
|-
|''Evolution Worlds
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''F-Zero GX
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Go! Go! Hypergrind
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Party
|Konami
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time/Master Quest
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Luigi's Mansion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!! Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:MC Groovz Dance Craze|MC Groovz Dance Craze]]
|MadCatz
|
|-
|''Mario Party 5
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party 7
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pac-Man Vs.
|Namco
|
|-
|''Pac-Man World 2
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Box: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Channel
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Colosseum
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Colosseum Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage - [[Pickle]]d Edition
|BAM!
|
|-
|'''''[[Blake|Shadow the Hedgehog]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Gems Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Heroes
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Mega Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Riders
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|
|-
|''Spider-Man
|Activision
|
|-
|''Spyro: A Hero's Tail
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Star Fox Adventures
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Leader: Rogue Squadron 2
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Squadron 3: Rebel Strike
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Super Mario Sunshine
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Melee
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc.: Mega Party Game$!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wave Race: Blue Storm
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Gamecube Preview Disc
|Nintendo/Sega/Others
|
|}

====Nintendo DS and DSi====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''100 Classic Books
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''3D MahJong
|Cosmigo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''[[Animal Crossing]] Wild World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''A Kappa's Trail
|Nintendo
|Digital Purchase via DsiWare
|-
|''Airport Mania: First Flight
|Lemon Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Airport Mania: Non-Stop Flights
|Lemon Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 1- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 2- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 3- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 4- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Art Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Big Brain Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Slow in the minds|Brain Age]]
|Nintendo
|Chris’s 150th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cooking Mama
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Drill Dozer
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest IX:Seninels of the Starry Skies
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest VI: Realms of Revelation
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest Monsters: Joker 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Faceez! Monsters
|Neko Entertainment
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''[[Love quest|Feel the Magic XY/XX]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Flipnote Studio]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fossil Fighters: Champions
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Futari wa Pretty Cure Max Heart Danzen! DS
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Collection
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Golden Sun: Dark Dawn
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''House M.D.- Episode 1: Globetrotting
|Legacy Interactive
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''House M.D.- Episode 2: The Blue Meanie
|Legacy Interactive
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
|THQ
|
|-
|''Jump Superstars
|Nintendo
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Kirby: Canvas Curse
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby Mass Attack
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Magnetica
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Hoops 3-on-3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Vs. Donkey Kong 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Vs. Donkey Kong: Mini-Land Mayhem!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters First Hunt
|Nintendo
|A demo cartridge
|-
|''Metroid Prime Pinball
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs: Dachshund & Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Picross 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Black and White
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Black and White 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Conquest
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Dash
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Diamond
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Blue Rescue Team
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pearl
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ranger
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ranger: Guardian Signs
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Trozei!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Polarium|Polarium]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Last Specter
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Retro Atari Classics
|Atari
|
|-
|''The Rub Rabbits
|Sega
|
|-
|''Snood 2: On Vacation
|DSI
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Colors DS
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rush
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rush Adventure
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sprung]]
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Star Fox Command
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sudoku Gridmaster
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64 DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Princess Peach
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''True Swing Golf
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare D.I.Y.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Touched
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] Nightmare Troubadour
|Konami
|
|}

====Wii====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing City Folk
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''AquaSpace
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Art Style: Rotozoa
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Battalion Wars 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario Online RX
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Elebits
|Konami
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country Returns
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Family Table Tennis
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Fortune Street
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''FlingSmash
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fluidity
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Link's Crossbow Training
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Dream Collection
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Epic Yarn
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Return to Dream Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 1
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 2
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 3
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
|Sega
|
|-
|''Mario Kart Wii
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party 9
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Sports Mix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Super Sluggers
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid: Other M
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 3 Corruption
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''My Pokémon Ranch
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Mystery Case Files: The Malgrave Incident
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[White knights|NiGHTs]]: Journey of Dreams
|Sega
|
|-
|''Pikmin 2
|Nintendo
|A Wii port with a new control scheme
|-
|'''''Pokémon Battle Revolution
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Poképark Wii: Pikachu's Adventure
|Nintendo
|
|-

|'''''Poképark 2: Wonders Beyond
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pong Toss Pro- Frat Party Games
|JV Games Inc.
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''ThruSpace
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Rhythm Heaven Fever
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Samurai Warriors 3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sin & Punishment: Star Successor
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''SNK Arcade Classics Volume 1
|SNK
|
|-
|''Snowpack Park
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic and the Secret Rings
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Chaos
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] Legends
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Get Even
|Square Enix
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Mario All-Stars 25th Anniversary Edition
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Galaxy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Brawl
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wario Land: Shake It!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Music
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Party
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Play
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Play: Motion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Sports
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''World of Goo
|2D Boy
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Xenoblade Chronicles
|Nintendo
|
|}

====TurboGrafx-16 Entertainment SuperSystem====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Bonk's Adventure''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Wii
|}
====Nintendo 3DS====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value

|-
|''3D Game Collection
|Joindots
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D Solitaire
|Zen Studios
|
|-
|''Air Battle Hockey 3D
|10TACLE
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing: New Leaf
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Art Academy: Lessons for Everyone!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''BearShark
|CollegeHumor
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Brain Age: Concentration Training
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Bravely Default
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Crazy Construction
|G-Style
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Chibi-Robo! Photo Finder
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crashmo
|Nintendo
| A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crosswords Plus
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dedede's Drum Dash Deluxe
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dillon's Rolling Western
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dillon's Rolling Western: The Last Ranger
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Disney Magical World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Family Tennis 3D
|ARC System Works
|
|-
|''Fire Emblem: Awakening
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fluidity: Spin Cycle
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Freakyforms: Your Creations, Alive!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Freakyforms Deluxe: Your Creations, Alive!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Frogger 3D
|Konami
|Attempted to sell on [[eBay]]
|-
|''Gardenscapes
|Joindots
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''HarmoKnight
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kersploosh!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Ketzal's Corridors
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kid Icarus: Uprising
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby Fighters Deluxe
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby: Triple Deluxe
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Lego City Undercover: The Chase Begins
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario & Luigi: Dream Team
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Mario and Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games
|SEGA
|
|-
|''Mario and Donkey Kong: Mini's on the Move
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mario Golf: World Tour
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart 7
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party: Island Tour
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Tennis Open
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mighty Milky Way<ref>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]</ref>
|WayForward
|
|-
|''Naruto Powerful Shippuden
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros. 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendo 3DS Guide: Louvre
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: French Bulldog & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: Golden Retriever & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: Toy Poodle & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Outdoors Unleashed: Africa 3D
|Teyon
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Paper Mario: Sticker Star
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pikmin Short Movies 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pilotwings Resort
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Plain Video Poker
|PouncingKitten
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-

|'''''Pokédex 3D
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokedex 3D Pro
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Art Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Battle Trozei
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Dream Radar
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Gates to Infinity
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Omega Ruby
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Alpha Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Rumble Blast
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon X and Y|X]]''
|Nintendo
|Friend Codes Available via [[Facebook]]
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon X and Y|Y]]''
|Nintendo
|Friend Codes Available via [[Facebook]]
|-
|''Photo with Mario
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Azran Legacy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pushmo
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Rusty's Real Deal Baseball
|Nintendo
|His acquisition of every minigame led to the subject of an [[Pappy Van Poodle Interview|interview over his supposed sighting of an obscure character]].
|-
|''Sakura Samurai: Art of the Sword
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic All-Stars Racing Transformed
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Boom: Shattered Crystal
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Generations
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Lost World
|SEGA
|All DLC in this game purchased
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sparkle Snapshots 3D
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Spirit Camera: The Cursed Memoir
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Fox 64 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Steel Diver
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Steel Diver: Sub Wars
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Style Savvy: Trendsetters
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 3D Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sweet Memories: Blackjack
|Circle Entertainment Ltd.
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Tekken 3D
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Tetris: Axis
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Denpa Men: They Came By Wave
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Denpa Men 2: Beyond the Waves
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Denpa Men 3: The Rise of Digitoll
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tokyo Crash Mobs
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Tomodachi Life
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Ultimate NES Remix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Xtreme Sports
|WayForward
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Yoshi's New Island
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Wii U====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing Plaza'''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Arrow Time U
|XenoHorizon
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Art Academy: Sketchpad
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Bayonetta
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Bayonetta 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Luigi
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Game & Wario
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Hyrule Warriors
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Lego City Undercover
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Little Inferno
|Tommorrow Corporation
|A digital download for the Wii U.
|-
|''Family Party: 30 Great Games Obstacle Arcade
|D3Publisher
|
|-
|[[Mario Kart 8 Videos|''Mario Kart 8'']]
|Nintendo
|Revealed via Mario Kart 8 TV
|-
|'''''Mario & Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games'''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix 1
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix Pack
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros. U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Luigi U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden 3: Razor's Edge
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendo Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Poker Dice Solitaire Future
|RCMADIAX
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Pikmin 3
|Nintendo
|Bundled with Wii U console
|-
|''Pikmin Short Movies HD
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Rumble U'''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Pushmo World
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Rock Zombie
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Sing Party
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Skylanders Trap Team
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing Transformed
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Lost World
|SEGA
|
|-
|''Splatoon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 3D World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Maker
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. for Wii U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Letter
|TreeFall Studios
|A digital download for the Wii U. Also infamous for being absolute shit.
|-
|''The Wonderful 101
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Fit U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Party U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii U Panorama View
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U.
|-
|''ZombiU
|Ubisoft
|
|}

====Nintendo Switch====

{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|'''''8-Bit Adventure Steins;Gate'''<ref name=Switchfriend>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/post-4428480</ref>
|Spike Chunsoft
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing New Horizons'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Nintendo
|-
|'''''Pokémon: Let's Go, Pikachu'''
|The Pokémon Company and Nintendo
| Chris owns 6 Pokeball Plus peripherals for this game
|-
|'''''Pokémon Quest'''<ref name=Switchfriend2>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/post-4482126</ref>
|The Pokémon Company and Nintendo
|I mean its Pokemon and its free :/
|-
|'''''Sonic Forces'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Sega
|Chris also bought this for PS4 and X-box.
|-
|'''''Starlink: Battle for Atlas'''
|Ubisoft
|Chris owns two copies. Seen in [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)]]
|-
|'''''Super Smash Bros. Ultimate'''
|Nintendo
|Also seen in [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)]]
|-
|'''''Tetris 99'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Nintendo
|Played for 350 hours as of August 2020.
|-
|'''''Sonic Mania'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Sega
|-
|'''''Team Sonic Racing'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Sega
|-
|'''''Super Mario Odyssey'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Nintendo
|-
|'''''Freedom Planet'''
|GalaxyTrail
|-
|'''''Mega Man 11'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Capcom
|-
|'''''Pokémon Sword & Pokémon Shield'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|The Pokémon Company and Nintendo
|Chris bought Pokémon Sword and obtained Pokémon Shield as a present from a [[Weening|Ween]] after begging for it on his 38th birthday.
|}

===Sega===
====Sega Master System====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Wonder Boy''
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii. The only SMS game he has.
|}

====Sega Genesis (Mega Drive)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Alien Soldier''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Animaniacs (video game)|Animaniacs (video game)]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Bubsy in Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind|Bubsy in Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind]]
|Accolade
|
|-
|''Desert Strike
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Fantasia (video game)|Fantasia]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Genesis 6-Pak
|Sega
|
|-
|''Kid Chameleon
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Klax (video game)|Klax]]
|Tengen
|
|-
|''Monopoly
|Parker Brothers
|
|-
|''[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Ms. Pac Man]]
|Tengen
|
|-
|''Rocket Knight Adventures
|Konami
|
|-
|'''''Sonic & [[Punchy Sonichu|Knuckles]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic 3-D Blast
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 3
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Spinball
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Star Trek: The Next Generation
|Spectrum HoloByte
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Toy Story (video game)|Toy Story]]
|Disney Interactive
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:X-Men(1993 video game)|X-Men]]
|Sega
|
|}

On 6 July 2018, Chris bought a Sega Genesis console off of eBay, apparently as a replacement<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-666#post-3536962</ref>.

====Sega Game Gear====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''The Chessmaster
|Sega
|
|-
|''Columns
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crystal Warriors
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Defenders of Oasis
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Desert Speedtrap Starring Road Runner & Wile E. Coyote
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dragon Crystal
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''G-LOC Air Battle
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Krusty’s Fun House
|Flying Edge
|
|-
|''Quest for the Shaven Yak Starring Ren & Stimpy
|Sega
|
|-
|''Shining Force: Sword of Hajya
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Shinobi
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic Drift 2
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog GG
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 2 GG
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic Blast
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Chaos
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Triple Trouble
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Sonic Labyrinth
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Super Columns
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Tails' Adventure
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Vampire Master of Darkness
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|}

====Sega CD====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Batman Returns
|Sega
|
|-
|''Double Switch
|Digital Pictures
|
|-
|''Ecco: The Tides of Time
|Sega
|
|-
|''Flashback: [[Liquid Chris|The Quest for Identity]]
|U.S. Gold
|
|-
|''Jaguar XJ220
|JVC
|
|-
|''Jurassic Park
|Sega
|
|-
|''Mad Dog McCree
|American Laser Games
|
|-
|''[[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin Power Rangers]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Rape|Night Trap]]
|Digital Pictures
|
|-
|''Power Factory Featuring C+C Music Factory
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Classics Arcade Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sewer Shark|Sewer Shark]]
|Sony Imagesoft
|
|-
|''Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Detective
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic CD
|Sega
|
|-
|''Star Wars: Rebel Assault
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Time Gal
|Renovation
|
|-
|''Tomcat Alley
|Sega
|
|-
|''Wirehead
|Sega
|
|}

====Sega 32X====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''B.C. Racers
|Front Street Publishing
|
|-
|''Cosmic Carnage
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Knuckles Chaotix
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[I AM STRONG|Toughman Contest]]
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter
|Sega
|
|-
|''Virtua Racing Deluxe
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega Saturn====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Baku Baku
|Sega
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden URA
|Sega
|
|-
|''Fighters Megamix
|Sega
|
|-
|''NiGHTs into Dreams
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic 3D Blast
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic R
|Sega
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter Remix
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega Dreamcast====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Bleem! *Gran Turismo 2*
|Bleem
|An emulation disc for the PlayStation ''GT2''
|-
|''Seaman
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Son-Chu|Chu Chu]] Rocket
|Sega
|
|-
|''Crazy Taxi
|Sega
|
|-
|''Evolution
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Evolution 2
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Jet Grind Radio
|Sega
|
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|
|-
|''The Next Tetris
|Crave
|
|-
|''Q*Bert
|Hasbro Interactive
|
|-
|''[[List_of_cards_from_The_Wall_of_Originals#Espanolic|Samba de Amigo]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Dreamcast Generator D.1
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack V.1
|Sega
|
|-
|''Skies of Arcadia
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Shuffle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[South Park]]: [[CADD Chef|Chef's]] [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Luv Shack]]
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Magnetic Neo
|Crave
|
|-
|''Suzuki Alstare Extreme Racing
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Time Stalkers
|Sega
|
|-
|''Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation
|Eidos Interactive
|
|-
|''Toy Commander
|No Cliché
|
|-
|''Virtual-On Oratorio Tangram
|Activision
|
|-
|''Wetrix +
|XICAT
|
|}

===Sony===
==== PlayStation (PSX, PSone)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''2Xtreme
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Activision Classics
|Activision
|
|-
|''Amazing Virtual Sea-Monkies, The
|[[Greene County Conspiracy|Conspiracy]]
|
|-
|''Arcade's Greatest Hits - The Midway Collection 2
|Midway
|
|-
|''Atari Anniversary Edition Redux
|Infogrames
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden
|Takara
|
|-
|'''''Beast Wars [[Transformers]]
|Hasbro Interactive
|
|-
|''Blaster Master: Blasting Again
|Crave
|
|-
|''Bowling
|A1
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''[[Chris and anger|Bloody Roar]]
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Bubsy 3D
|Accolade
|
|-
|''Casper: Friends Around the World
|Sound Source
|
|-
|''Castlevania Chronicles
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 4
|Sony
|
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Sony
|A physical copy
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bash
|Sony
|
|-
|''Danger Girl
|THQ
|
|-
|''Dead in the Water
|ASC Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Defcon 5
|Data East
|
|-
|''Destruction Derby
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Dragon Ball GT: Final Bout
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Ultimate Battle 22
|Infogrames
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII
|Square Enix
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''[[Son-Chu|Ford]] Racing
|Empire Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Frogger
|Hasbro Interactive
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo 2
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gundam Battle Assault 2
|Bandai
|
|-
|''[[Plush Breasts|Hooters:]] Road Trip
|Ubisoft
|There's only [[Mass debating|only logical reason]] why Chris bought this.
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|989 Studios
|A physical copy
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|Jumping Flash!}}
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|The King of Fighters '99}}
|SNK
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|Klonoa: Door to Phantomile}}
|Namco
|
|-
|''[[Lego]] Island 2: The Brickster's Revenge
|Lego Software
|
|-
|''Loaded
|Interplay
|
|-
|''Medal of Honor
|Electronic Arts
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Medal of Honor Underground
|Electronic Arts
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''MediEvil
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mega Man Legends
|Capcom
|
|-
|'''''[[Metal Gear Solid]]
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Miracle Space Race
|Mud Duck
|
|-
|''Mobile Light Force
|XS Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mortal Kombat 4
|Midway
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''MTV Music Generator
|Codemasters
|
|-
|''Need For Speed: High Stakes
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Need For Speed III: Hot Pursuit
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|[[Obesity|Pizza Hut]] Sampler Disc 2
|Sony
|
|-
|''[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Pooh's]] Party Game: In Search of the Treasure
|Disney
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack 1
|Sony
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Summer 2000
|Sony
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Winter 2000
|Sony
|
|-
|''Porsche Challenge
|Sony
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Chemical X-Traction
|BAM!
|
|-
|''Puzzle Star Sweep
|A1 Games
|
|-
|''Rally Cross
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman 2: The Great Escape
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director's Cut
|Capcom
|A physical copy
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director’s Cut
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
|Capcom
|A demo disc
|-
|''R-Types
|Agetec
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''R-Type Delta
|Agetec
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''SimCity 2000
|Maxis
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Small Soldiers
|Electronic Arts
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''SnoCross Championship Racing
|Crave Entertainment
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''[[Bionic the Hedgehog|Space Jam]]
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Spec Ops: Airborne Commando
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Covert Assault
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Ranger Elite
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Stealth Patrol
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Speed Racer
|Jaleco
|
|-
|''[[Homos|Spice World]]
|Psygnosis
|
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Sony
|A physical copy
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro: Year of the Dragon
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Star Wars Episode I: Jedi Power Battles
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha 2
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Suikoden
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Superstar Dance Club: #1 Hits
|XS Games
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Syphon Filter 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Ten Pin Alley
|ASC Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|Tekken 2}}
|Namco
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tekken 2
|Namco
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider
|Eidos Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Toy Story 2: Buzz Lightyear to the Rescue!
|Activision
|
|-
|''Twisted Metal 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Um Jammer Lammy
|Sony
|
|-
|''Vandal Hearts
|Konami
|
|-
|''V.I.P.
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Vigilante 8: 2nd Offense
|Activision
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Williams Arcade's Greatest Hits
|Williams
|
|-
|''XS Junior League Soccer
|XS Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|}

====PlayStation 2 (PS2)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 105
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 106
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 107
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 108
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 109
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 110
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 111
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 112
|Sony
|
|-
|''Aeon Flux
|Majesco
|
|-
|''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]] - Zombie Ninja Pro-Am
|Midway/[[Adult Swim]] Games
|
|-
|''[[Britney Spears|Britney's]] Dance Beat
|THQ
|
|-
|''Crash Nitro Kart
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Crash [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Twinsanity]]
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Extreme
|Konami
|
|-
|''Dark Cloud
|Sony
|
|-
|''EyeToy Play
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''[[Family Guy]] Video Game!
|2K/Fox
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 2
|-
|''Fatal Frame
|Tecmo
|
|-
|''Grand Theft Auto 3
|Rockstar Games
|Attempted to sell on [[eBay]].
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]]
|RedOctane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero II
|RedOctane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Encore - Rocks The 80s
|RedOctane
|
|-
|''The Guy Game
|Gathering
|This game was pulled from print after it was found that one of the models who [[Mass debating|flashed the camera]] was [[Pedofork|only 17]].
|-
|''InuYasha: The Secret of the Cursed Mask
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Jak X: Combat Racing
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 10
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 11
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 14
|Sony
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Volume 3
|Konami
|
|-
|''{{w|Kingdom Hearts (video game)|Kingdom Hearts}}
|Square Enix
|
|-
|''{{w|Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil}}
|Namco
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marc Eckō's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure|Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure]]
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo]]
|Bandai
|
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]] 2
|Sony
|
|-
|PSUnderground Summer Sampler
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Mega Collection Plus
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''Soul Calibur III
|Bandai/Namco
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5: Special Edition
|Sega
|
|-
|''Taiko Drum Master
|Namco
|
|-
|''Tekken Tag Tournament
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]]
|Atari
|
|-
|''Unreal Tournament
|Infogrames
|
|}

====PlayStation 3 (PS3)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''3D Dot Game Heroes
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Age of Booty
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Altered Beast
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Ape Escape (Playstation Move)
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Aquatopia
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Armored Core 4
|Sega
|
|-
|''Astro Tripper
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Back to the Future: The Game
|Telltale
|Both the disc version and the downloadable version
|-
|''Band Hero
|Activision
|
|-
|''Battle Fantasia
|Aksys
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[100 2269|The Beatles: Rock Band]]
|MTV Games
|
|-
|''Beat Sketcher <ref>[[:File:BeatSketcher20101012.png]]</ref>
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bejeweled 3
|Popcap
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bionic Commando (2009)
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Bionic Commando Rearmed
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bioshock
|2K Games
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blade Kitten
|Atari
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Blast Factor
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $8 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blokus
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Blue Toad Murder Files: The Mysteries of Little Riddle
|Relentless Software
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Blur (video game)|Blur (Video game)]]
|Bizarre Creations
|
|-
|''Bomberman Ultra
|Hudson Soft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Borderlands
|2K Games
|
|-
|''Braid
|Number None
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Brutal Legend|Brütal Legend]]'''''
|Electronic Arts
|Chris's 50th physical acquisition for the PS3.
|-
|''BurgerTime World Tour
|MonkeyPaw Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Burn Zombie Burn
|Pinnacle
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Burnout Paradise
|Electronic Arts
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $67 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: Monster Rally
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: Robo Jam
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz TV
|Sony
|Approximately $31 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz World
|Sony
|
|-
|''Calling All Cars
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Catherine
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Championship Sprint
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena
|Atari
|
|-
|''Comet Crash
|Pelfast
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Comix Zone
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Costume Quest
|THQ
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Crash Commando
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Crescent Pale Mist
|Rockin' Android
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Critter Crunch
|Capybara Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Cuboid
|TikGames, LLC
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Dark Sector
|D3 Publisher
|
|-
|''Dead Space
|Electronic Arts
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Disgaea 3: Absence of Justice
|NIS America
|Approximately $65 spent on DLC.
|-
|''DuckTales: Remastered''
|Capcom
|*FC* - [[May 2017]] - $15.00 - Chris bought this shortly after buying ''The Disney Afternoon Collection'' for the PS4, even though the original version is included in that pack.
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Burst Limit
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Chandler cats|Droplitz]]
|Atlus
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
|Bethesda
|"Game of the Year Edition"
|-
|''Elefunk
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Enchanted Arms
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|'''''[[The Eye of Judgement]]
|Sony
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Fairytale Fights
|Playlogic
|
|-
|''[[Family Guy|Family Guy]]:Back to the Multiverse
|Activision
|
|-
|''Fallout: New Vegas
|Bethesda
|
|-
|''Far Cry 2
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Obesity|Fat]] Princess
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''flOw
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Homo|Flower]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Folklore
|Sony
|
|-
|''Fret Nice
|Tecmo
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Frogger Returns
|Konami
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Giant Enemy Crab|Genji: Days of the Blade]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Go! Puzzle
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Go! Sports Ski
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Go! Sports Skydiving
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $12 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[God of War]] III
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''God of War Collection
|Sony
|
|-
|''Grand Theft Auto IV
|Rockstar Games
|
|-
|''Gravity Crash
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Green Day: Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|Interestingly enough, their frontman is a [[homo]].
|-
|''GripShift v2.0
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Gauntlet II
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock
|RedOctane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero 5
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Aerosmith
|RedOctane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Hits
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Metallica
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Van Halen
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero World Tour
|RedOctane
|
|-
|''Gunstar Heroes
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Hail to the Chimp
|Game[[Duck|cock]]
|
|-
|''Hamilton's Great Adventure
|Fatshark
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Heavenly Sword
|Sony
|
|-
|''Heavy Rain
|Sony
|
|-
|''High Stakes: Poker Edition
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''High Velocity Bowling
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|''The House of the Dead III
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''inFamous
|Sony
|
|-
|''Invincible Tiger: The Legend of Han Tao
|Bandai Namco
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Jak and Daxter Collection
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jeopardy!
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Joust
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Killzone 2
|Sony
|Approximately $6 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Lair
|Sony
|
|-
|''The Last Guy
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|''The Lego Movie Videogame
|WB Games
|
|-
|''Lego Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust
|Codemasters
|
|-
|''Lemmings
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''LIMBO
|Playdead
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Linger in Shadows
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|Approximately $98 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''LittleBigPlanet 2
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''LittleBigPlanet 3
|Sony
|
|-
|''LocoRoco Cocoreccho!
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mainichi Issho
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom 2
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Marvel Ultimate Alliance
|Activision
|
|-
|''Mega [[JERKS|Man]] 9
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mega Man 10
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mesmerize
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Sonichu's Edge|Mirror's Edge]]
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire
|Bandai Namco Games
|
|-
|'''''[[ModNation Racers]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Monster Madness: Grave Danger
|South Peak Interactive
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat (2009)
|WB Games
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat II
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Motorstorm
|Sony
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Motorstorm RC
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mushroom Wars
|Creat Studios
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Namco Museum Essentials
|Bandai Namco Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Noby Noby Boy
|Bandai Namco Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Novastrike
|Tiki Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Nucleus
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PAIN
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $41 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PAYDAY: The Heist
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode One
|Hothead Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode Two
|Hothead Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PixelJunk Eden Encore
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Monsters Encore
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Racers
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PixelJunk Shooter
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Piyotama
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale
|Sony
|
|-
|''Q*Bert v2.0
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rag Doll Kung Fu: Fists of Plastic
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rampage
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rampart
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank Future: [[Fuck Quest|Quest for Booty]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rayman 3 HD
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Red Faction Guerrilla
|THQ
|
|-
|''Resident Evil 5
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Resistance: Fall of Man
|Sony
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 3
|-
|''Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Rock Band 2
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Rock Revolution
|Konami
|
|-
|''Saints Row 2
|THQ
|
|-
|''Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 1: The Penal Zone
|Telltale Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''SAW
|Konami
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars Tennis
|Sega
|
|-
|''The Simpsons Game
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Siren: Blood Curse
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Snakeball
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic CD
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic Generations
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog (2006)
|Sega
|Approximately $7.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog 4 Episode 1
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Unleashed
|Sega
|Approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] IV
|Bandai Namco
|"Premium edition"; approximately $33.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Soul Calibur V
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Spider-Man 3
|Activision
|"Collector’s edition"
|-
|''Stranglehold
|Midway
|"Collector’s edition"; approximately $15 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[CWC Fighter|Street Fighter IV]]
|Capcom
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Stuntman Ignition
|THQ
|
|-
|''Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super [[Mass debating|Rub a Dub]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super Stardust HD
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super Street Fighter IV
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars
|Psyonix
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Re-Shelled
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection
|Namco
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Tekken Hybrid
|Namco
|
|-
|''Timeshift
|Vivendi Games
|
|-
|''Toy Home
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $7 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Transformers - The Game
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
|Activision
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Trash Panic
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
|Sony
|
|-
|''Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception
|Sony
|
|-
|''UNO
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Untold Legends: Dark Kingdom
|Sony
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter 5
|Sega
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh
|Warner Bros.
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh Part 2
|Warner Bros.
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wheel of Fortune
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''WipEout HD
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wolf of the Battlefield: Commando 3
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wolfenstein 3D
|Activision
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''X-Blades
|SouthPeak Games
|
|-
|''Zen Pinball
|Zen Studios
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|}

====PlayStation 4 (PS4)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Little Big Planet 3
|Sony
|Chris bought this game before acquiring a PS4.
|-
|''The Playroom
|Sony
|
|-
|''Call Of Duty Black Ops 3
|Activision
|
|-
|''inFAMOUS Second Son
|Sony
|
|-
|''Destiny
|Sony
|
|-
|''Disney Afternoon Collection''
|Capcom
|*FC* $20.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Freedom Planet''
|GalaxyTrail
|*FC* $15.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Giana Sisters Twisted Dreams - Director's Cut''
|Black Forest
|*FC* $15.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Killzone Shadow Fall
|Sony
|
|-
|''Knack
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego Dimensions
|WB Games
|
|-
|''Lego Worlds''
|WB Games
|*FC* - [[March 2017]] - Chris used profit from selling his father's stamp collection to buy this on its 7 March release date for $30.
|-
|''PaRappa the Rapper Remastered''
|Sony
|*FC* $15.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Pure Chess''
|Ripstone
|*FC* $8.00 - [[April 2017]]
|-
|''Sonic Forces
|Sega
|*FC* $39.99 - [[November 2017]]. Chris also bought this for Xbox and Nintendo Switch
|-
|''Skylanders Swap Force
|Activision
|
|-
|''Skylanders Trap Team
|Activision
|
|-
|''TRANSFORMERS: Devastation
|Activision
|
|-
|''Yu-Gi-Oh: Legacy of the Duelist
|Konami
|
|-
|}

====PlayStation Portable (PSP)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Ape Escape Academy
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ape Escape ~ On the Loose
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ape Quest
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Armored Core: Formula Front - Extreme Battle
|Agetec
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury - Blazin' Trails
|Sony
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury Pro
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Beats
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Fuck quest|Brooktown High]]
|Konami
|
|-
|''Bust-A-Move Deluxe
|Majesco
|
|-
|''BUZZ! Master Quiz
|Sony
|
|-
|''Carol Vorderman's Sudoku
|Secret Stash
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Vivendi Universal Games
|
|-
|''Darkstalkers Chronicle - The Chaos Tower
|Capcom
|Chris's 50th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|''Daxter
|Sony
|
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $5 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Every Extend Extra
|Buena Vista Games
|
|-
|''EXIT
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Frogger: [[Slow-in-the-minds|Helmet Chaos]]
|Konami
|
|-
|''Gangs of London
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gangs Of London
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus Special Edition: Battle of Attica
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gripshift
|Red Mile
|
|-
|''Guilty Gear Judgement
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Gunpey
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Gurumin - A Monstrous Adventure
|Mastiff
|
|-
|''[[Harvey Birdman Commercial|Harvey Birdman]] - Attorney At Law
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Hot Pixel
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Recycling|Infected]]
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''[[Cwcville|Kingdom of Paradise]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego Stars Wars II: The Original Trilogy
|LucasArts
|
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Locoroco
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lumines II
|Buena Vista Games
|
|-
|''Mercury Meltdown
|Ignition
|
|-
|''Mind Quiz
| Ubisoft
|
|-
|''MLB 07: The Show
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam - Battle Royale
|Bandai Namco Games
|A Japanese import
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''[[Autism|PQ Practical Intelligence Quotient]]
|D3
|
|-
|''Puzzle Challenge Crosswords and More
|Crave
|
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank: [[Duck|Size Matters]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sampler Disc for PSP Vol.1
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sega Genesis Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Clover and Snoopy|Snoopy]] Vs. the Red Baron
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''SOCOM U.S. Navy SEALs Fireteam Bravo
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rivals
|Sega
|Chris's 25th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|'''''Sonic Rivals 2
|Sega
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Extreme
|Taito
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Combat Ops
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Logan's Shadow
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Tekken: Dark Resurrection
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''The Con
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''Transformers - The Game
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Fridays After Five|Ultimate Block Party]]
|Conspiracy
|
|-
|''WipEout Pure
|Sony
|
|-
|''WTF: Work Time Fun
|D3 Publisher
|
|}

====Universal Media Disc (UMD) Video====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Ah! My Goddess the Movie
|Geneon
|
|-
|''Christmas with the Kranks
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Creature Comforts: The Complete First Season
|Sony
|
|-
|''[[Family Guy]]: Freakin' Sweet Collection
|Fox
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
|Sony
|
|-
|''Fun with Dick and Jane
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Into the Blue
|Sony/Columbia/MGM
|
|-
|''Lords Of Dogtown
|Sony/Columbia/TriStar
|
|-
|''National Lampoon's Animal House
|Universal
|
|-
|''[[Some Favored Comedians|Saturday Night Live]] Collection - The Best of [[Obesity|Chris Farley]]
|Lions Gate
|
|-
|''[[South Park]]: When Technology Attacks!
|Paramount/Comedy Central
|
|-
|''Spider-Man - The New Animated Series: The Mutant Menace
|Sony/Marvel
|
|-
|''Spider-Man
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Stealth
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''[[Virgin with rage|Superbad]]: Unrated Extended Edition
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Wedding Crashers: Uncorked Edition
|New Line
|
|-
|}

====PlayStation Vita (PSV)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Army Corps of Hell
|Square Enix
|
|-
|''BlazBlue: Continuum Shift Extend
|Arc System Works, Aksys Games
|
|-
|''BreakQuest Extra Evolution
|Beatshapers
|
|-
|''Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
|Spike Chunsoft
|
|-
|''Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair
|Spike Chunsoft
|
|-
|''Danganronpa Another Episode: Ultra Despair Girls
|Spike Chunsoft
|
|-
|''Dokuro
|Gungho Online Entertainment
|
|-
|''Dungeon Hunter: Alliance
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Escape Plan
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gravity Rush
|Sony
|
|-
|''Hotline Miami
|Devolver Digital
|
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf: World Invitational
|Sony
|
|-
|''Hustle Kings
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego [[Harry Potter]]: Years 5-7
|Sony
|
|-
|''Little Deviants
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lumines Electronic Symphony
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''[[ModNation Racers]] [[Ohio trip|Roadtrip]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat
|Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment
|
|-
|''MotorStorm: RC
|Sony
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden Sigma Plus
|Tecmo
|
|-
|''Plants vs. Zombies
|Popcap
|
|-
|''Pinball Arcade
|FarSight Studios
|
|-
|''Pinball Heroes Complete
|Sony
|
|-
|''Pure Chess
|RebelPlay
|
|-
|''PulzAR
|Sony
|
|-
|''Rayman Origins
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Reality Fighters
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ridge Racer
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Resistance: Burning Skies
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time
|Sony
|
|-
|''Star Wars Pinball
|Zen
|
|-
|''Sumioni: Demon Arts
|AQUIRE
|
|-
|''Super Stardust Delta
|Sony
|
|-
|''Table Top Tanks
|Sony
|
|-
|''Tales from Space: Mutant Blobs Attack
|Drinkbox
|
|-
|''Touch My Katamari
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Uncharted: Golden Abyss
|Sony
|
|-
|''Unit 13
|Sony
|
|-
|''Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward
|Chunsoft/Aksys/Rising Star
|
|-
|''Welcome Park
|Sony
|A tutorial game that comes with the Vita
|-
|''WipEout 2048
|Sony
|
|}

===Microsoft===
Despite Chris's avowed hatred of da [[HEXBox]] 360, he tried to sell several games for the original Xbox on [[eBay]].<ref>[[List of Chris's eBay sales]]</ref> In November 2017, he casually mentioned his gamertag<ref>https://www.xboxgamertag.com/search/CWCSonichu1982/</ref> in a Facebook comment.

====Xbox====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Call of Duty 2: Big Red One|''Call of Duty 2: Big Red One'']]
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay|The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay]]''
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Driv3r|''Driv3r'']]
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Celebrity Deathmatch (video game)|Celebrity Deathmatch]]''
|Gotham
|
|-
|}

====Xbox One====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Aftercharge''
| Chainsawesome Games
|
|-
|''Anthem''
| BioWare, Bioware Austin LLC
|
|-
|''Banjo Kazooie: N n B''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|-
|''Banjo-Kazooie''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|-
|''Banjo-Tooie''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|-
|''Dark Souls Remaster''
|From Software, QLOC, Virtuos
|
|-
|''Forza Horizon 4''
|Microsoft
|Drives a custom Sonichu colored Ford Focus
|-
|-
|''Gears of War: Ultimate Edition''
|Microsoft
|
|-
|''Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice''
|Ninja Theory
|
|-
|''Jetpac Refuelled''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Kameo''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|[[Life Is Strange]] Season 2 Episode 1
|Dontnod Entertainment, Deck Nine, Feral Interactive
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat X''
|NetherRealm Studios
|
|-
|''Perfect Dark''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Perfect Dark Zero''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Rare Replay''
|Microsoft
|
|-
|''Realm Royale''
|Heroic Leap Games
|
|-
|''Shadow of the Tomb Raider''
|Square Enix, Feral Interactive
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog 2''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic & Knuckles''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic Generations''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic Forces''
|Sega
|Chris also bought this for the PS4 and Nintendo Switch.
|-
|-
|''Shantae: Half-Genie Hero''
|WayForward Technologies
|
|-
|''Shantae and the Pirate's Curse''
|WayForward Technologies
|
|-
|''Super Lucky's Tale''
|Playful Corp
|
|-
|''Sunset Overdrive''
|Xbox Game Studios
|
|-
|''Thomas Was Alone''
|Mike Bithell
|
|-
|''The Orange Box''
|Valve Corporation, Electronic Arts, EA Bright Light
|
|-
|''Viva Piñata''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Viva Piñata: TIP''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''HALO 5 : GUARDIANS''
|Microsoft
|
|}

===Steam===
{{incomplete}}

Despite Chris's fanboyism towards consoles, Chris has played some games on the PC DRM Steam. The most interesting listing is Payday 2: a game the [[Idea Guys]] were obsessed with.
{|class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Five Nights at Freddy's''
|Scott Cawthon Games
|
|-
|''Payday 2''
|Overkill/505
|
|-
|''Portal''
|Valve Corporation
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic 3 & Knuckles''
|Sega
|
|}

<div style="text-align:center">Chris has many maladaptive [[coping]] mechanisms based in fantasies and [[magical thinking]] that he resorts to when [[Chris and reality|reality]] doesn't go his way.

It has been…
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<div style="font-size:2em">{{formatnum:{{#expr:({{#time: U|now}}-{{#time: U|2021-07-24 22:01:00}})/86400 round 0}}}}</div>]] ''days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with [[reality]].

(Longest Streak: 123 days)''
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<div style="font-size:2em">{{formatnum:{{#expr:({{#time: U|now}}-{{#time: U|2019-01-01 18:13:00}})/86400 round 0}}}}</div>]] ''days since the [[Dimensional Merge]] was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his [[debt]] and [[Stress|other life problems]].''
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<div style="font-size:2em">{{formatnum:{{#expr:({{#time: U|now}}-{{#time: U|2017-10-25 12:00:00}})/86400 round 0}}}}</div>]] ''days since Chris joined the [[Chris and reality#Cult of the Idea Guys|cult of the Idea Guys]], which further fueled his escapist fantasies.''
|}

Between 15 [[April 2020]] and 25 [[February 2021]], Chris was [[Spirit possession|role-playing]] as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], a coping mechanism for the cancellation of [[BABSCon]], and ended it to bash the newest [[My Little Pony]] cartoon.<BR>
On 1 [[June 2021]], Chris [[June 2021 social media posts#Chris larps as his younger self|briefly roleplayed]] as [[Christopher's name change|his pre-name change self]].

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Wendy's

2021-10-21T15:40:04Z

Piratecodet: /* Dismissal */ added link to August 2021 arrest

[[Image:Wendy's logo.png|120px|center]]

[[File:Wendys Chris 2011.jpg|thumb|250px|The branch of Wendy's at which Chris worked.]]
[[File:Wendys2015.jpg|thumb|250px|Another view of the store.]]

'''Wendy's''' is an [[United States of America|American]] [[Obesity|fast food]] chain that employed Chris briefly until he got fired. Chris's job primarily consisted of custodial duties instead of preparing food.

Chris has contradicted himself about exactly when he worked there. He claimed in his [[Chris's resume|resumé]] that he worked at Wendy's from August to October [[2001]], but he told [[Kacey]]'s father that he was fired shortly before [[Twin Falling Towers|11 September]] after having been employed there for several months, implying that he started earlier than August.<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref> Being let go apparently caused Chris sadness, as he expressed to Matthew. Chris likely worked at Wendy's for four to six weeks, working about 20-30 hours a week for what was probably minimum wage.

==Chris the employee==
Chris said that his duties consisted of "Cleaning trays, tables and carpet/tile flooring, keeping the place neat and serving the customers with kind, understanding help".<ref>[[Chris's resume]]</ref> Accounts of his employment paint him [[Chris and his ego|as a stubborn and difficult employee]]. In [[2009]], Chris was asked about his time at Wendy's several times after the date with [[Emily]]. Chris believed his supervisor didn't think very highly of him for reasons upon which we can only speculate. He mentioned a time involving him getting his uniform dirty and simply continuing to wear it after trying to wash it in the bathroom sink, not taking into account the [[Chris and health#Hygiene|usual sanitation standards]] of most fast food restaurants and also not realizing he could get another, clean shirt from the supply room.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>

In a [[Father Call|conversation]] with [[Kacey]]'s father, Chris mentioned "[[CWC-isms#E|emotional differences]]" as the reason for his termination, and claimed that the manager had a "[[CWC-isms#S|spike on his shoulder]]" against him. It's not known what these differences were, although they were almost certainly minor differences of opinion over punctuality and performing the job duties for which he was hired.<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref> According to Kacey's father, Kacey was at ground zero on [[Twin Falling Towers|September 11, 2001]] as a civilian responder, giving "BLOOD, and plasma, [and] volunteering" at the site around the time Chris was fired. Devoria was less than impressed when Chris attempted to link the two events together.<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref>

A chat with [[Jackie]] revealed more information about Chris's time at Wendy's. Chris talked about how a female co-worker was mean-spirited and gave him "bad times with criticisms, insults and whatnot". In reality, this could have been a co-worker simply [[White knight#Chris will reject your advice|trying to give Chris some constructive criticism]]. In the same chat, Chris also admitted that he would take frequent breaks after washing the tables and taking out the trash, [[Honor roll|not realizing that there was other stuff for him to do]].<ref>[[Jackie Chat 4|Jackie Chat #4]]</ref>

==Dismissal==
{{quote|You got fired from Wendy's, most people quit because it sucks. You got FIRED. You weren't GOOD ENOUGH for Wendy's.|[[Father Call|Matthew Devoria]]}}

The circumstances of Chris's firing are unclear, as Chris has given vague and contradictory answers about the cause of his dismissal. However, a number of incidents appear to have contributed to it. The last straw appears to have been when Chris scared a small boy in the restaurant. His family were about to leave, Chris helped them by giving them their bags and a top for their baked potato boat,<ref>[[Mumble 7|Mumble #7]]</ref> but then Chris performed his terrifying [[Donald Duck impersonation]] and the child cried. Chris claims that this did not scare the child – he was just tired.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]] - "No, not really scary, you see, he was tired..."</ref><ref>[[Mumble 7|Mumble #7]] - "But I did not make the child cry, the child was already - was just tired."</ref>

In a later account, he denied performing the voice when talking to [[Jackie]],<ref>[[Jackie Chat 4|Jackie Chat #4]] - "he got his opportunity one night after watching a family with a tired child crying; I did nothing to cause him to cry, he WAS tired. And I offered to get a top for their potato so they could take it with them. [...] the manager thought I had done my Donald Duck voice for the child and made him cry, which was not the case.</ref> even though he had admitted to it in previous accounts.<ref>[[Mumble 7|Mumble #7]] - Troll: "Well, we heard that, uh, you... We've heard so many things, like you helped a small child and you did a Donald Duck impersonation and you scared the child." Chris: "Mmm... Also, that- Also, that is correct, but I did not scare the child."</ref><ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>

According to an account from [[Catherine]]'s cousin Al, Chris was actually fired for drawing an offensive picture depicting an older female co-worker as a [[Pokémon]].<ref>[[Catherine]] - "Chris was fired from Wendy's back in 2001 because he drew a deliberately ugly picture of an older, female co-worker as a Pokémon on a napkin."</ref> Given Chris's history of [[Mary Lee Walsh|respecting]] [[August 2021 Arrest and Court Case|his elders]], this is not surprising.

At Wendy's, Chris received the only money he has ever actually earned in his life – a sum likely consisting of about $500, or nineteen days' worth of [[Monthly tugboat|tugboat]].

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Cutco]] - Chris's only other employer.
*[[Chris and work]]
*[[Chris's resume]]
*[[Donald Duck impersonation]]
{{Places}}

[[Category:Places]]
[[Category:Jobs]]

Template:Christory/July 30

2021-09-29T11:07:32Z

Piratecodet: Added Incest arrest

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|text = Today in Christory, in '''[[1985]]''', Anna McLerran was born.
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|text = Today was also the day, in '''[[July 2021]]''', Chris was arrested for 1 count of Incest.
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Barbie

2021-09-26T15:03:43Z

Piratecodet: Redirected page to Barbara Chandler

#REDIRECT [[Barbara Chandler]]

Barbie-Chan

2021-09-26T15:03:18Z

Piratecodet: Redirected page to Barbara Chandler

#REDIRECT [[Barbara Chandler]]

CWC-isms

2021-09-26T14:34:32Z

Piratecodet: Minor update

<center>{{Honest}}</center>

{{Protip|Please refrain from using CWC-isms casually when writing articles, as this may make them difficult for newcomers to decipher.}}
One of [[Chris]]'s most notorious features is his strange vocabulary. Like many children who don't feel comfortable referring to [[Honest Content|adult concepts]] directly, Chris often resorts to creating cutesy euphemisms for a lot of words that anyone else his age would generally use with little reservation, which is common with autistic people. While some of them are understandable — after all, nobody would really relish discussing their [[Butt garments|diapers]] — others, such as "[[tobacky]]" instead of "tobacco", only serve to turn an otherwise normal sentence into an advertisement for Chris's childish nature. Others are attempts to be clever that fail miserably, for example, he refers to [[semen]] as "[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|navy]]", because semen sounds like sea men, [[Random-access humor|get it?]] Still others come from Chris's love of manipulating words, especially backwards spellings and {{w|portmanteau}} blends. Combine this with the idiosyncratic speech patterns that are common among [[autism|autistics]], and you get his so-called '''CWC-isms'''.

CWC-isms may be combinations or butchered versions of words or phrases that already exist, entirely new words, commonplace words that he uses repeatedly in a peculiar or obsessive way, or entirely new phrases that Chris often has to explain afterwards because nobody knows what he's talking about.

==Primary categories of CWC-isms==
Nearly all CWC-isms belong to one of the four following classes:
# '''CWC-neologism''' - a ''new'' word or phrase, unknown until ''created by Chris''.<br>Example: ''[[CWC-isms#L|Lovehogs]]'', a portmanteau of "love" and "hedgehogs".
# '''CWC-homonym''' - an ''existing'' word or phrase, to which Chris has given a ''different meaning''. These may be euphemisms, designed to avoid naming (to Chris) offensive things, or else due to Chris confusing an elevated word's meaning.<br>Example: ''[[Duck]]'', for Chris's penis; ''[[CWC-isms#T|telekinesis]]'', used erroneously in place of ''telepathy''.
# '''CWC-archaism''' - an ''obscure'' word or phrase, known in English but seldom used by contemporary Virginians, which Chris has learned somewhere and has ''become characteristic'' for Chris's way of speaking/writing.<br>Example: ''[[CWC-isms#U|Uncouth]]'', an obscure word Chris used to tell people how much of a jerk he perceive they're being to him.
# '''CWC-misspelling''' - only the ''most notable'' of Chris's ''misspellings'', including deliberate re-arrangements: those which are characteristic for Chris's way of writing.<br>Example: ''[[Geinus]]'', what he deems himself to be; ''[[Pmurt]]'' for Donald Trump, president of the United States from 2017-2021.<br>Chris's sporadic, inconsistent use of some [[Catherine|British spellings]] while otherwise using American English can also be considered under this category.



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<div style="position:fixed; bottom:0; center:0">{{Alphabet ToC}}</div>

{| class="collapsible" style="width:100%; text-align: left;"
! style="background-color:#ffffff;" |

==#==
|-
|

;12-9
[[Image:Sonichu 12-9 Cover.jpg|The cover for Sonichu #12-9|thumb|300px]]

<blockquote>
1. (''numeral'') A placeholder for the number thirteen.

<blockquote> ''There are no quotes that cite the use of this CWC-ism directly. Chris however used it in lists that exceed 12 items.''<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1006915844016869377</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris has shown on a few occasions to dislike the number 13, due to him deeming it an unlucky number. This phenomenon, referred to as [[wikipedia:Triskaidekaphobia|triskaidekaphobia]], is already a popular superstition in American culture, and this is likely where Chris picked it up. His fear of the number has led to some bizarre effects, particularly in his numbering. A famous example of this unusual numbering shtick is in the 13th issue of his Sonichu comics, which he numbered as "Issue #12-9", in which he used an em-dash in the place of a decimal place. The 12-9 itself is meant to represent a value of "almost 13".</blockquote>

;[[4-Cent Garbage]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' The headquarters of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and [[4-Chan]] trolls in [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]].

<blockquote> ''You will recognize her [?] as your sweetheart because from a fav- from a favor on her half, your internal clock will be restored fully, your enemies of '''4-cent-garbage''' will be vanquished, so you both will live together in peace. Live freely.''<ref>[[Sonichu 9 Official Videobook]]</ref></blockquote>
Origin: Since ED and 4chan were partly responsible for Megan's breakup with him, Chris decided to get payback on the both of them by combining the both of them into an evil corporation in Sonichu, dubbing it "4-cent Garbage".</blockquote>

;7-incher
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' A penis which measures seven-inches in length.

<blockquote> ''Good thing we stopped for a pack of condoms; it's too bad the regular-size ones break easily on my '''7-incher'''.''</blockquote>

Origin: According to Chris, his penis is about 7 inches, which he actually believes is the average length of a penis of an adult male <ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mailbag_20#Oral_doesn.27t_count</ref>. Chris has made all kinds of weird euphemisms for just his penis alone such as this one, "ugly growth", and "duck".</blockquote>

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==A==
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;abreast
<blockquote>
1. (''adjective'') full of; filled with.

<blockquote>''It was not until after saving the city from the forces of Count Graduon and his minions, that she realized her form's new assets. And she was '''abreast''' with delight and glee when she found not the Male Part, but a Vagina!''<ref>[[May 2015 Facebook posts]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''In fact, while I am fairly educated about Tribadism and '''abreast''' with theories, I would appreciate some experience with a lesbian or two who knows what she likes to enlighten me better, including on sensual massage and all that.''<ref>[[May_2015_Facebook_posts]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris uses this word when discussing feminine anatomy and lesbian sex, evidently because it includes the word "breast". He fails to realize that "abreast" actually means "adjacent" or "across".<ref>http://www.dictionary.com/browse/abreast</ref> A possible confusion with the word "abound" or "abundant".</blockquote>

;Adult Swim
<blockquote>
1. (''adjective'') pornographic or otherwise "NSFW"; containing [[Honest Content|adult content]].

<blockquote>''She still has a great drawing style, even for the '''Adult Swim''' section."<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/night-star-delivers-christines-side-of-the-story.33062/</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Refers to the Cartoon Network block ''[[Adult Swim]]''. Chris seemed to only consider the "Adult" part of this block's name, and therefore assumed he could use this phrase to describe anything that's "adult" to him. Note that the Cartoon Network block does not feature pornographic content.

</blockquote>

;adulterous
<blockquote>
1. ''(adjective)'' Of an [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|adult]] and mature nature

<blockquote>''Originally it was supposed to be like, you know, like ages 7 and up, but then I end up going to the content, uh, it could be considered, be like, be like definitely be considered '''adulterous'''.''<ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: usually used to describe people who [[Ivy|cheat]] on their [[Blanca Weiss|partners]] (i.e. guilty of adultery), Chris only notices the "adult" component of the word.

2. ''(adjective)'' Insult of unclear nature
<blockquote>''Heeeeey, folks! It's me, [[Clyde Cash]]. I am the ruler of the internet and the internet trolls. I am an '''adulterous''' foe, a bastard and a self-righteous idiot who spends his time wallowing and trolling the one Christian Weston Chandler, and making up a whole bunch of dadgum rumors all over the internet!''<ref>[[100 2267]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris simply throws out the insult without a clear understanding of the word. Possibly referring to Clyde taking [[PandaHalo]] from Chris, though this is more aptly described as cuckoldry. Perhaps influenced by the verb ''adulterate''.

</blockquote>

;among which
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' Among other things. Et cetera. Also. Additionally

<blockquote>'''''Among which''' I can project myself to (the Ninja Turtles universe)''<ref>[[Dankula]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: [[Autism|Uncertain]]. Chris adopted this phrase and began using it heavily in a number of different contexts through-out 2018. Perhaps the clearest example of chris's over-use of "among which" is the [[Dankula|Count Dankula interview]], where Chris uses the phrase no less than ten times.

</blockquote>

;an' anurr thing
<blockquote>
1. ''(Phrase, transitionary)'' Signifies that Chris wishes to make another point about a subject he is discussing, and that he wishes he were Peter Falk.

<blockquote>''An' anurr thing...CHRIS. Your for real- your real name, as I have been told by Kacey, is only Chris Chandler! No "-tian," no "-topher," just Chris! So, admit that. '''An' anurr thing''', I NAME is NOT IAN! BRANDON!!! SOMETHING!!!!!''<ref>[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: a corruption of "and another thing". Used constantly when Chris is angry.

</blockquote>
;[[Anchuent Prophecy|anchuent]]
[[Image:Anch.PNG|right|thumb|Chris and Sonichu amazed by the Anchuent Prophecy]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(adjective)'' Describes anything that is archaic in the ''Sonichu'' canon.

<blockquote>
''Well, what's this? I'm havin' an upgrade? Huh! Huh! My- my powers are given me the ability to fly with my wings attached to my head! It's like a w- it's like an add-on! That's optional! Huh! Must have been done by '''Anchuent''' Powers, so awesome I can fly now! Huh!''<ref>[[Sonichu_3_Official_Videobook]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Initially, "anchuent" was taken to be a misspelling of the word "ancient" given Chris's [[Chris and English|poor grasp of the English language]]. Over time, however, it was revealed that "anchuent" was meant to be a portmanteau of the words "ancient" and "Sonichu", adding the "chu" part of "Sonichu" into the word "ancient".<ref>[[Sonichu_3_Official_Videobook]]</ref> </blockquote>

;and such
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' And additional items; to add to a list.

<blockquote>''At least to give you all, my patient, loyal Fans and Trolls, something to quell your pallets until Official Merchandise is sold in Official Stores such as Toys 'R' Us, GameStop, Best Buy, Wal-Mart, etcetera '''and such'''.''<ref>[[CWC Blog|Cwcipedia captain's log, 25 November 2009]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris understands the term's meaning, but uses it superfluously.
</blockquote>

;artery

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' art.

<blockquote>''Good evening, but between this and the, uh, oh, and the other clips I would like to present you, uh, a few examples of hand '''artery'''.''<ref>[[CWC - Hand Drawn Original]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Not to be confused with the term for blood vessels. Chris doesn't seem to realize "art" is already a noun and doesn't need the suffix, and that "artistry" also exists.
</blockquote>

;as such

<blockquote>1. ''(adverb)'' In the manner previously described.

<blockquote>''They just hated me because they don't, they did not understand people with autism. And so they tortured me '''as such'''.''<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris overuses this phrase to the point of self-parody. He's either tacking it on to fill space when he can't think of the next thing to say, or he's peppering it into his language in a feeble attempt to sound intelligent.
</blockquote>

;[[Attraction Location|attraction location]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Any place Chris may sit to gain the attention of any passing women, only to get promptly kicked out afterward.

<blockquote>''Also, as of early November, I was reemitted into the Fashion Square Shopping Center, and since Mid-December, I totally left the UVA as an '''Attraction Location'''.''<ref>[[Story_of_My_Current_Days]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris, having a very difficult socializing with women, thought that sitting around in a certain place and soliciting himself would be a better alternative. Therefore, it would make sense to him to sit in a location with many people in order to gain the attention of several women.</blockquote>

;attraction time

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The time that is spent at an attraction location

<blockquote>''Then, on my next visit to the mall, I felt seriously depressed about what had happened the other day; it killed my '''attraction time'''''.<ref>[[Story_of_My_Current_Days]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;audio-sonic feeling

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' the arousing feeling caused by getting hit by sound waves

<blockquote>''Here is a most '''audio-sonic feeling'''. While at the club last night, the music was loud, maybe reverberating or echoing. The music and beats literally shook up my rack! I actually Felt the music playing and reverbing within my breasts, almost like my breasts had become a pair of speakers. It Felt Amazing and Arousing!''<ref>https://www.facebook.com/cwcville/photos/a.447204945915.244245.167832525915/10152771303590916/?type=3&theater</ref></blockquote>

Origin: As shown in the quote above, Chris believed that he was sexually aroused when sound waves hit him. In actuality, sound, a vibration,<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sound</ref> creates pressure. The louder the sound, the more pressure gets created from the wave. Therefore, very loud music should be able to hit Chris given that he's a huge target, creating that "arousing" feeling, which is actually an alternation between high and low pressures.</blockquote>

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== B ==
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;B-dog
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Derogatory epithet for women.

<blockquote>''Then that [[Mary Lee Walsh|'''B-Dog''']] ripped up my notes and all, dragged me to her quarters and talked down to me very RUDELY AND HOARSELY.''<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Retarded censorship of the word "bitch". [[Bubbles Rosechu]] is implied to say this in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], when she shouts "BEEE..!!!" at [[Silvana]].<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Issue_8/Page_95|Issue 8 Pages 94-95}}</ref>
</blockquote>

;bally
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' round; having the texture of a perfectly round ball.

<blockquote>''I've always given her a "'''Bally'''-Scratch" where I stroke her head with all five fingers like as if I was gently squeezing a rubber ball.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_emails_2004-2006</ref></blockquote>

Origin: If one didn't know Chris was referring to his dog, Patti, and that he gives her a "Bally-scratch" on the head, one might conclude that he's fondling someone's genitals. Chris, [[CWC-isms#N|naive]] to how suggestive this sounds, gave this special kind of petting the name "Bally-scratching" because of how stroking her head felt like he was squeezing a rubber ball.</blockquote>

;Be Woman
<blockquote>1. ''(verb phrase)'' Be '''a''' woman.

<blockquote>''I am a Lesbian Transwoman; I am not confused or mentally ill about that; '''I Am Woman.'''''<ref>[[2017_tweets#Proud_to_be_a_feminist]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''How Dare You Insult and be so Inconsiderate of Her like that? '''She Is Woman'''; she would Never Revert Back.''<ref>[[NightStar2891_tweets#She_is_woman]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used regularly when Chris asserts his [[Tomgirl|transgender identity]], notable for the consistent lack of a proper article and capitalization of each word in the phrase. Originally only attested in the first person ("I Am Woman"), a post on Chris's [[Miss Night Star]] Twitter sockpuppet account uses the third person ("She Is Woman"). Technically first appears in [[Sonichu 8]] when [[The Incredible Lioness]] attacks [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], as the somewhat cliché musical reference [[wikipedia:I Am Woman|"I am woman, hear me roar!"]], which may have inspired Chris's broader use of the phrase. This could be a reference to the Bhagavad Gita or Oppenheimer ("Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds.") [[honor roll|but this is unlikely]].
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;[[Biological clock|biological clock]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' [[Wikipedia:Circadian Rhythm|circadian rhythm]]

<blockquote>'''I have a lot of stored caffeene [sic] in my energy supply, and not only kept me on my toes, but has also messed up my fucking '''biological clock''' as well.''<ref>[[Biological clock]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Although technically not used incorrectly in this context, the phrase "biological clock" is used exclusively for women in their child-bearing years. Possibly a confusion with "internal clock".
</blockquote>

;blangry
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' [[Chris and anger|Angry]].

<blockquote>''Oh, and how 'bout this?! I get '''BLANGRY'''! ''<ref>[[Chris Calls Clyde Out]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Given Chris's belief that he has [[Chris and English|mastered the English language]] and his [[speech impediment]], it's likely he fucked up saying angry.
</blockquote>

;blue-printed
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Skilled in engineering.

<blockquote>''I like many others, was born a foal; to a '''blue-printed''' Pegasus and a country tomboy earth mare.''<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/screenshot_20171019-235945_01-png.299275/</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris portrayed Bob's Pony Counterpart in [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] as an engineer, just like the real [[Bob Chandler|Bob]]. Due to Chris's limited vocabulary, Chris knew very little words he could use to describe Bob's profession. Derived from the word "blueprints", the plans set for the design of a product. </blockquote>

;[[Boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]]

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Single; particularly used on women.

<blockquote>''Ahh, well, it's been over a year and ten months now since I started my sweetheart-search; I still haven't found a '''boyfriend-free'''-caring-smoke-free-non-alcoholic-white-girl-near-my-age to build a relationship with from the ground up.''</blockquote>

Origin: Chris’s mission in life used to be to obtain a girlfriend and have sex. However, evey chance he thinks he gets, they already have a boyfriend. This has made Chris “fear” girls who already have boyfriends.</blockquote>

;Buddha belly
<blockquote>1. ''(expression)'' Excess fat that gives a person a [[obesity|very round appearance]].

<blockquote>''Okay, well, I admit I do have a '''Buddha belly''', but I am not lazy, I do get out and about, I exercise, I jog and work out, and I eat healthy.''<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: "[[Wikipedia:Buddha|Buddha]]" is a title given to several legendary figures in [[Wikipedia:Buddhism|Buddhism]]. In this case, Chris is making reference to [[wikipedia:Budai|Budai]], who is often known as "Fat Buddha". Chris presumably picked up the phrase from the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode "To Love and Die in Dixie".
</blockquote>

;bugbears
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' [[Trolls]], [[weens]], and other Chris-related orbiters who make him miserable.

<blockquote>''Freaking CyberBullies!!!!!!! Real '''Bugbears''', they are!''<ref>[[Apologies to the liked Bronies and Pegasisters; PLEASE UNBLOCK ME ON TWITTER!]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Although the term was originally defined in the 16th century as 'a cause of obsessive fear, anxiety, or irritation.', It was given a another definition centuries later to describe a race of hobgoblins made famous by [[Wikipedia:Bugbear (Dungeons & Dragons)|Dungeons & Dragons]]. It's widely believed that Chris picked up the term from [[My Little Pony]]: Friendship is Magic, which depicted these creatures as literal bear-insect hybrids that are first seen terrorizing the ponies.
</blockquote>

;buh bye bay nose
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' but if anybody knows.

<blockquote>''If I knew who you were, I'd give you a kick in da bawls. But I can't, because I don't know who or where you are. '''Buh bye bay nose''' the whereabouts of the... [[JERKS|jerk]]... and just happens to be nearby... or within the state? Give him a swick kick for me.''<ref>[[Christian's Update 13 September 2008]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A result of Chris’s [[Speech impediment]]</blockquote>

</blockquote>
;but during the stone age...
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A rebuttal for something obvious being stated.

<blockquote>''You don’t have to tell me twice! '''But during the stone age...'''''<ref>[[Sonichu 2]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: According to the [[Sonichu 2 Official Videobook|Videobook for Sonichu #2]], the phrase originates from how you need to “tell cavemen twice” over anyone else.</blockquote>

;[[Butt garments|butt garment]]
[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|Leaked footage of Chris in a butt garment]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' an adult diaper; typically one used to control Chris's [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|fecal incontenence]].

<blockquote>''The doctor corrected that they were liners; he never called them diapers. Neither did Chris- he called them “'''butt garments'''”.''</blockquote>

Origin: To avoid embarrassment from stating that he shits himself constantly, and uses diapers, Chris refers to his adult diapers as butt garments.
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== C ==
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;C-Log
<blockquote>1. ''(abbreviation)'' Captain's Log.

<blockquote>'''''C-Log''' February 4th, 2010. First off, I'm not dead, and I have a few announcements to make.''<ref>[[I am Alive]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: For quite some time, Chris has had the habit of abbreviating certain words or phrases that begin with "'''C'''", possibly for [[Chris and his Ego|his name also beginning with "'''C'''"]], as well as to put greater emphasis on the letter C in the words he abbreviates. Other examples of this kind of abbreviation include "C-Mas" and "C-Ville".
</blockquote>

;C-Mas
<blockquote>1. ''(abbreviation)'' Christmas

<blockquote> ''The Christmas season is upon us, and with that comes the rush for the '''C-Mas''' Turkey, Tree (real or artificial), and of course, the presents. So, Sonichu and the News Dash have some helpful tips to give a better feel of the season to all.<ref>[[Sonichu's_News_Dash#A_Very_Special_Holiday_Chris-chan]]
</ref>''</blockquote>

Origin: See ''C-Log''.
</blockquote>

;C Ville (or C-Ville)
<blockquote>1. ''(abbreviation)'' [[Charlottesville, VA]].

<blockquote>''Look, you're going to back in '''C-Ville''' tomorrow, I can meet you at the McDonalds at Forest Lakes, what time is good for our meeting?''<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' Generic term for any city whose name fits the pattern of beginning with "C" and ending with "ville," e.g., [[CWCville]], Charlottesville, etc.

<blockquote>''And when you diss Cwcville you disf- you diss every "'''C Ville'''" within these United States.''<ref>[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: See ''C-Log''.
</blockquote>

;[[Captain's Log|Captain's Log]]
[[File:CWCtrek1.png|400px|right|thumb|The Autistic Generation]]
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' The classic opening for a vlog video Chris makes to adress the fanbase, which includes the date of production. Replaced in 2015 with "live from home once again".

<blockquote>'''''Captain's Log'''. Stardate: September... 24th, 2008.''<ref>[[Chris Chan Update 24 September 2008]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: One may come to the conclusion that Chris picked up this phrase from Star Trek, however, Chris is neither a fan of the Star Trek franchise, nor has he seen any clips of the show<ref>[[Mailbag_3]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_14]]</ref>. It is more likely that Chris picked up the phrase from cartoons like [[Family Guy]], which references Star Trek, considering how much he watched the show religiously.</blockquote>

;carniverous
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' evil, vengeful.

<blockquote>''On today's show, we will take a close-up look at the '''carniverous''' jerkops.''<ref>https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic5P29.htm</ref></blockquote>Origin: A misspelling of "carnivorous". It is unknown what word Chris meant to use here, but "carnivorous" certainly wasn't it.</blockquote>

;[[China|china]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Female genitalia

<blockquote>''I love dykes! DYKES! '''CHINA!'''''<ref>[[CWC's_Second_Message]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris, uncomfortable with directly saying the word "vagina", decided to alter the word to a cutesy, similar-sounding word. Based off of a term for porcelain "china".</blockquote>

;coldest shoulder

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' to rebel.

<blockquote>''Those people like me at the very least, NOT counting all of the deceitful people I have had the displeasure of knowing who turned '''Coldest Shoulder''' Against me and STARTED all of the Online Hatred.''<ref>[[April_2012_Facebook_posts]]</ref>

''One of which, Amanda, is one of the Part-Time Manajerks who gives her elders the '''coldest of shoulders'''.''<ref>[[Coffee Place]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A misuse of the phrase "turning a cold shoulder", a phrase used for the negligence of another person<ref>https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/turn-a-cold-shoulder-to</ref>. </blockquote>

;[[Comeuppance|comeuppance]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Male orgasm.
<blockquote>''...I feel my '''comeuppance''' and I come into your mouth, my [[semen]] is inside your mouth and you'd swallow every drop. (...) And right after I'd given you my first round, my first '''comeuppance''', you would take, you would reach down, and you would take your face away from my penis...''<ref>[[Chris Sex Logs]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' [[Semen]], usually immediately after ejaculation. ''See also: [[CWC-isms#N|Navy]]''
<blockquote>''Yeah, and I'm just gonna keep bangin' your breasts over and over again until you get the first dosage of my '''comeuppance'''!''<ref>[[Kacey Phone Call]]</ref>
</blockquote>

Origin: Chris uses the sexual slang "cum" as a [[For Julie's Eyes Only|verb]] for orgasm, but he may not realize it can also be a noun referring to ejaculate. In his mind, "comeuppance" apparently serves that purpose, viz., "that which has come/cum up."

In the real world, "comeuppance" is an English noun meaning [[Wiktionary:comeuppance|outcome which is justly deserved]] based upon the common verb "come," i.e., the state of coming forward to receive judgment. He is either unaware of the original definition of the word or does not appreciate the irony of telling women he's going to give them comeuppance.

Note that the contexts of the real word and Chris's version are different. When a woman is rebuked, she receives her comeuppance; when a woman gets Chris's hot load in her face, she receives ''his'' "comeuppance."
</blockquote>

;count you(r) blessing(s)
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase used as a retort when someone complains about the quality of your work.
<blockquote>It’s an early thing; it will improve later on. Curb your enthusiasm and '''count your blessing.'''</blockquote>
Origin: In [[January 2020]] Chris was seen using the phrase when he was attacked after chimping out about being blocked on social media. Recently people have been questioning the quality of the newest [[medallions]], produced by [[Praetor]]. Chris, perhaps in an attempt to "calm the trolls down'' tells them to '''count their blessings''.</blockquote>

;crash into slumber (or crash and burn)
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' To get so sad and [[Chris and stress|stressed out]] that you get tired from exhaustion.

<blockquote>And… the void in my heart that requires a sweetheart is open again, and it hurts. I hope you jerks and trolls who wanted to break us up… are happy… 'cause all you did was make me feel sad and depressed. And you made me '''crash… into slumber'''… a couple of times. And you know, it takes a lot of stress and exhaust… and such… to make a person feel like they're gonna crash and burn… into a whole bunch of s-- into a long slumber… that just basically sleeps o-- that just basically sleeps off the—uh, what's the word I was looking for? I had it. Ugh…<ref>[[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]]
</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris famously said that he "crashed into slumber" in the video [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]], where he shows off how depressed and angry he was with his latest tomfoolery at the time. It could be because that one of Chris' main methods of coping with his stress is to sleep it off, and tried to make it sound hyperbolic by stating that he "crashed" onto the bed, as if he tried to get it done sooner.</blockquote>

;crestfallen
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Sad and disappointed

<blockquote>''I should have been Highly Recognized for my ARTISTIC TALENTS I showed in my Many Art Classes for the Award Ceremonies before Graduation Day. I felt '''crestfallen''' greatly from not getting recognized for any of my Talents. I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Manchester_High_School</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I also HAD Hidden ALL of the Blue Armed Sonic Toys at Toys R Us here, concealed hidden amongst their metal cupboards, so they ALL would NOT be SOLD, and Best Boycotted for The Protest! They remained hidden for the longest time of over a Month; found and reshelved near the 20th of December to my personal dismay and '''crestfall'''. And at Best Buy, ALL Copies of THEIR Sonic Boom Games are STILL SUCCESSFULLY CONCEALED AND HIDDEN from View AND Purchase!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/26_December_2014</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Another obscure word Chris liked to use a lot, even today. It even got to the point where he tried to put it into a baffling progressive tense "to my dismay and crestfall".</blockquote>

;crooks
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Those who may steal Chris's intellectual property for malicious purposes. ''(pl.)''

<blockquote>''I aways keep my eyes open for '''crooks''' who take my [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]]'s name and put it in offensive use!''<ref>''[[:File:116-CWCCop.jpg|116-CWCCop.jpg]]''</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' websites, and even words on websites which communicate lies about Chris.

<blockquote>''And that [[ED]] page is one of those crooks. Every page--every word on the discussion page is a '''crook'''.''<ref>[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A finishing move Chris does on his adversaries in order to "curse" them, publicly or otherwise.

<blockquote>''Hmmm...'''Curse-ye-ha-me-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!'''''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/NO_D***_WAY,_IMPOSTOR!!!</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A bastardization of the Kamehameha energy attack from the [[Dragon Ball]] series, performed in the same way it is in the anime. Chris believes that he possesses [[Chris and reality#Magic|magical powers]]. Typically, these so-called magical powers would be used whenever an enemy gets in the way of whatever he wants to do, since Chris is too afraid to actually fight anyone. Therefore, he will rely on this magical power in order to gain control of whoever is giving him trouble.</blockquote>

;CWC-sense
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The ability to sense Chris's presence.

<blockquote> ''Seriously though, awesome timing coming in, just as we, and Chris, had just finished writing the lyrics...was your '''CWC-sense''' tingling?''<ref>https://www.patreon.com/posts/15092809</ref></blockquote></blockquote>

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== D ==
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;D.A.
<blockquote>1. ''(abbreviation)'' Unexplained, presumably a substitution to avoid the word "dumbass." Most likely ''not'' "District Attorney," although equally applicable to [[Marvey Blaziken]].

<blockquote>''You are obviously a troll trying to pick on my nerves; nice try, '''D.A.'''''<ref>[[Mailbag 15]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris intermittently decides to self-censor his profanities for the benefit of younger readers.
</blockquote>

;da
<blockquote>1. ''(article)'' [[Wikipedia:Eye dialect|Eye dialect]] spelling of the word [http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/the the].

<blockquote>''Y'all know me as [[DJ Jamsta|Jamsta Sonichu]], '''da''' DJ with da power!''<ref>[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], page 43</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris writes "the" as "da" when he intends for his characters (or himself) to sound laid-back and cool. This is most notable with Jamsta Sonichu, who is supposed to sound like a hip radio DJ and/or a [[Niggos|black man]]. Chris may intend at times to do the same thing in his verbal communications, although his [[speech impediment]] makes it difficult to tell when he actually means to say "da."
</blockquote>

;Da Update
[[File:Daupdate.jpg|thumb|400px|[[Megan]], comparing Chris's [[Chris and his Ego|attitude]] to [[Dragon Ball Z|Goku]].]]
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' The latest news.

2. ''(phrase)'' The most recent fail Chris is responsible for.

<blockquote>''Hey, guys! What's '''da update'''?''</blockquote>

Origin: Dialogue used by Chris, in an exceedingly awkward attempt to sound casual, in the pages of [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]. As Chris's [[fans]] have searched the Internet for the latest news from our hero, "da update" has become shorthand for "the latest [[Relics of Fail|failure]] Chris has committed." The phrase became legendary when posted above the Chris-chan talk page on [[ED]] (eventually the page was locked, forcing mass migration to the [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]]).

</blockquote>

;[[Darling|darling]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A potential lover, even one that shows no affection back at you.

<blockquote>''Thank you, Doopie '''Darling'''. :)<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/July_2017_tweets#Thanks.2C_darling</ref>''</blockquote>

Origin: Chris, so hellbent on being [[Chris and kindness|kind]] to just about any potential sweetheart he met, thinks it's appropriate to refer to women he doesn't know outside of the internet by pet names to sound like he really cares for them, despite it being creepy to most other people. Chris's main justification for using this word on women who don't bond with him is that the actor [[Wikipedia:Tallulah Bankhead|Tallulah Bankhead]] used this word a lot, ignoring the fact that she only did this while on set.</blockquote>

;[[Dating education|Dating Education]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' formal education in schools about dating people of the opposite sex.

<blockquote>''Also, in addition, while we also fully support Sexual Education in every high school, Christian Weston Chandler also highly recommends, and would gladly support, '''Dating Education''' classes, because, while Sex Ed is great for the eventual, well-earned intercourse after 3 or more dates, it is vital to learn what to do before that moment. It should be well0taught how to approach and ask one’s member of the opposite gender out for the very first date.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:DatingEducation.jpg</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The lack of "Dating Education classes" is something that Chris used to complain about all of the time, because he's simply incapable of finding a [[CWC-isms#S|sweetheart]], and that it would be a great advantage for people of his type to learn how to do so. Chris doesn't understand that a key aspect of obtaining a mate is to develop the proper [[Chris and socialization|social skills]], especially those around [[women]], and that it has very little to do with how much sex he has with them.</blockquote>

;detail
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A thing of importance that Chris cannot recall at any given moment.

<blockquote>''I do not have the appropriate calm state of mind to make time to READ those numerous upon numerous small-print '''details''', much less memorize them.''<ref>[[Wikipedia#May 2009 drama]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

<blockquote>2. ''(noun)'' Something that Chris does not understand.

<blockquote>''There was one I remember from then where the essay had a lot of offensive content, including smoking, and I spoke my mind on how offended I was of it. Plus other details I misunderstood that he was expecting in the assignments.'' <ref>[[Jackie E-mails 9]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris's ability to retain information is questionable (unless it's about [[Sonichu (comic)|something]] [[Lego|he]] [[Pokémon|obsesses]] [[PS3|over]]). As such, he "misunderstands" and "forgets" a lot of glaringly important things, such as [[Father call|how to live on his own]] and [[Jackie E-mails 2|the fact that he cheated on Ivy]].
</blockquote>

;devotee
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An [[enabler]] of Chris.

<blockquote>''Ah, I believe I have the proper term. Going from "Worshiper", I checked the thesaurus:"'''Devotee'''" in the term sounds better. "Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu"(DoCCS). This is my better educates and thought suggestion." ''<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-1267#post-5540139</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Believing himself to be a goddess, Chris needed a term to refer to any of his followers. The term was originally "worshiper", but then after a quick thesaurus search, he decided to change the term to "devotees", solely because he thought it sounded smarter. Although technically a synonym of "worshiper", the term "devotee" is more often used in Eastern religions such as Hinduism and Buddhism.
</blockquote>

;Did the do, to do the do
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' To have sexual intercourse, likely under deceptive conditions

<blockquote>''[[Lovely Weather|Lovely]] was hot. She mistook me for myself and we went home from work that night, so Lovely and I '''did the do''', and it was awesome!''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Issue_10/Page_2|Issue 10 Page 2}}</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An even more benign variation of the common euphemism for sex, "doing it". Ripped off from [[Wikipedia:Emission_Impossible|an episode]] of [[Family Guy]].
</blockquote>

;dige
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Marijuana

<blockquote>''My name's [[Inos]]... wha' chu up to? I am eclectic on this hedge... high on the hog... you wan' som' of this '''dige''', mon?''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Issue_10/Page_70|Issue 10 Page 70}}</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Intended to be part of a coded reference to "Sonichu, Electric Hedgehog Digimon". It is not known why he changed the reference from "Pokemon" to "Digimon".
</blockquote>

;[[dimension]]
[[File:Chrisminecraft.jpg|right|thumb|In a universe of multiple realities, anything is possible according to Chris.]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Either our universe or a fictional one, such as the one in which ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' or ''[[My Little Pony]]'' are set, both held to be equally [[Chris and reality|real]] in Chris's ontology.

<blockquote>''For Our Home World and All other '''Dimensions''', Realities and Worlds; All Of Us! Dance! Dance! Dance!!!''<ref>[[Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Dumbing down some physicists' hypothetical notion of other physical universes embedded in mathematically higher-dimensional space, which has since seeped into pop culture and thence down to Chris.
</blockquote>

;[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]]
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' Used as a reference to Chris's fecal incontinence.

<blockquote>''I have NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF '''DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS'''.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/IRC_(20_January_2009)</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris used this phrase during an [[IRC (20 January 2009)|IRC chat]] with [[Clyde Cash]] and [[BILLY MAYS]] after they alleged that Chris has a fondness to wear women's underwear. In order to confirm his straightness, he retorted by admitting the fact that he has "NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS". Soon after, due to how humorous the phrase sounded, it became a shorthand for trolls to refer to Chris's fecal incontinence.</blockquote>

;disabled of crafting
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' Too apathetic to work

<blockquote>''Since last December with the Lulu.com problems (resolved), that has left me with a bad emotional and mental scar. Leaving me feeling '''disabled of crafting'''...''<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Too lazy to work]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris being defensive when a customer asked how he could be trusted to follow through on an order, when he had failed to send out orders from his Etsy shop, which resulted in his seller account getting closed.
</blockquote>

;dispel
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' Reject, turn away

<blockquote>''[T]o dispel me is to discriminate against the LGBTQ community as well.<ref>[[Unban_contracts#GameStop|GameStop unban contract]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A misunderstanding of the meaning of the word.</blockquote>

;Dork of Ages
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Someone who deserves scorn for creating an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article on you.

<blockquote>He is the '''Dork of Ages'''. Y'all should be sending every last complaint and hatred towards—rain down upon him. Send him every last email you can. Shower him with as much hate as possible until that Encyclopedia Dramatica page is taken down, [gives a thumbs down] along with him.<ref>[[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)
]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used on [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] after he created Chris' Encyclopedia Dramatica page. This phrase was taken from the American Dad episode "Dungeons and Wagons", where Hayley called Steve the "Dork of Ages" while he played "Dragon Shuffle".</blockquote>

;Drunk, High Aqua Teenatic
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Backstabber.

<blockquote>''You could be a Better, More Supportive Friend, instead of a '''Drunk, High Aqua Teenatic''' with your sweetheart!!!''<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-10-5-mad-at-kim-wilson.34948/]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A bizarre attempt to turn the title of the Adult Swim cartoon, [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]] into an insult.</blockquote>

;[[Duck|duck]]
[[Image:BentDuck.jpg|thumb|right|An example of a bent duck]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's penis

<blockquote>''MY '''DUCK''' HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Initially "duck" was taken to be a typo of "dick" since the "u" and "i" keys are close together. It was later revealed that Chris was using this neologism as an intentional euphemism to refer to his own penis.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mumble_8</ref>

''See also:'' [[CWC-isms#P|pickle]]</blockquote>

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== E ==
|-
|

;elbow-greased
[[Image:Elbow-Greased Strength.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris gets swole]]

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Earned from hard work and exercise

<blockquote>''There are no quotes that cite the use of this CWC-ism. It appears in his [[resume]], where he lists "elbow-greased strength" as one of his "functional skills"''</blockquote>

Origin: A misuse of the idiom, "elbow-grease", a figure of speech humorously used for tasks that involve manual labor only. </blockquote>

;[[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]''

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Any of the characters found in Sonichu which are hybrids of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] characters and/or Pokemon.

<blockquote>''Since the inspiration and conception of Sonichu, the '''Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon''' on March 17, 2000, I have grown further in his stories, plots and adventures in a series of hand-drawn and computer-edited comic books.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris%27s_resume</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Despite the name, a majority of "Electric Hedgehog Pokemon" are neither Pokemon or hedgehogs. This misnomer may come from Chris's original characters being hybrids of two Sonic characters, both of whom are hedgehogs (Sonic and Amy Rose) and two Pokémon (Pikachu and Raichu).</blockquote>

;emotional differences

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A strong disagreement between two people.

<blockquote>''I told you! It was, it was because of, uh, '''emotional differences.'''''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Father_Call#The_Shit_Hits_the_Fan</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris mentioned that he got terminated from [[Wendy's]] in the [[Father Call]], due to their "emotional differences", possibly meaning that a heated argument between him and his employer ensued.</blockquote>

;empirical
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' resorting to experience to gain knowledge rather than through scientific means.

<blockquote>''So, throw away the book talk; be '''empirical''' and believe what you know is fact'' <ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2012_Facebook_posts#Empirical</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris attributed the nearly opposite definition of the word to Jeremy Hilary Boob PhD, a character from [[Wikipedia:Yellow Submarine|''Yellow Submarine'']]. Considering this, Chris must have picked up this strange definition from the content in the Beatles Edition of ''Rock Band''.</blockquote>

;entendre

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Charisma or attraction

<blockquote>''Too much '''entendre'''?''<ref>https://www.patreon.com/posts/15092809</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Derived from the phrase "double entendre", a figure of speech used for words or phrases with a double meaning, typically [[Duck|with]] [[Mass Debating|one]] [[China|of]] [[Recycling|them]] [[Pickle|being]] [[Comeuppance|risque]].<ref>https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/double%20entendre</ref> In English, the word "entendre" isn't typically used outside of the phrase itself, but in many other languages like French and Catalan, it is understood to mean "to hear" or "to understand". Chris, thinking he knows everything there is to know about the English language, once again thought he would sound smart by using this obscure word.
</blockquote>
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== F ==
|-
|

;[[Fangs|fangs]]
[[File:Showing_Off_Fangs.jpg|thumb|right|200px|How Chris imagined himself when showing off his canines]]
[[File:ChrisCavities.JPG|thumb|right|200px|The reality. The red arrows point to Chris' cavities]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's canine teeth.

<blockquote>''They're called Eye-Teeth, but they feel and look like '''fangs''' of a vampire, dog or something to me.''<ref>[[Sonichu_Girls#Your_understanding_me_fukky_.281_January_2009.29]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I'm not afraid to SHOW MY '''FANGS'''!''<ref>[[CWC_Update_8_January_2009]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris believes his teeth to be unordinary compared to most other people's teeth, apparently believing canine teeth are some kind of special trait only a selected few people have. Because he believes his canines to be menacing, he gave them the name "fangs". Once in a while, Chris would show off his decaying teeth to scare his enemies. This usually works, although for the wrong reasons.</blockquote>

;faredoo
<blockquote>1. ''(interjection, imperative verb)'' Parting salutation, akin to "goodbye".

<blockquote>''Vessel of my loneliness for the past three years of anguish. I bid you fond...'''faredoo'''. Adieu. Fond farewell adieu...''<ref>[[The MovingFoward videos]].</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Accidental portmanteau of "farewell" and "adieu".
</blockquote>

;fart-minded

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' dumb and perverted.

<blockquote>Ha Ha! Take THAT, you '''fart-minded''', jerk MALE among ALL fart-minded, jerk Males that make up the Majority of the Worldwide Male Population! -:D<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivtWQTjXCDs</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used in the comment section of a Stopmotion Lego animation, where a ''Lego'' minifigure is in a sexual relationship with a ''Lego Friends'' minifigure. Throughout this video, the Lego minifigure essentially acts how Chris believes most men do. At the end of the video, the male minifigure proceeds to fart, which disgusts the female minifigure. Also a possible butchering of the phrase "brainfart", which is used to humorously refer to a moment of absentmindedness.</blockquote>

;firstly
<blockquote>1. ''(adverb)'' A word that indicates that Chris is about to tell someone why he's right. Often not followed by an enumerated list of reasons, despite the implication.

<blockquote>'''''Firstly''', Aspergers is NOTHING Similar to Autism; Aspergers pertains to MEMORY, Autism is Social Skills. and I'm High-Functionally Autistic''<ref>[[IRC_(02_January_2009)|IRC chat, 02 January 2009]].</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Use of "firstly" to begin a list, rather than "first," is a matter of dispute. While both words exist in the dictionary, "Firstly" has fallen out of common use in speech and tends to sound more formal, perhaps overly so. Chris seems to like this formality, probably because he thinks it sounds smart.
</blockquote>

;fondful
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' fond.

<blockquote>''Faithfully yours with '''fondful''' thoughts; Chris Chan.''<ref>[[Megan Emails, Jan-July 2007|Chris's email to Megan Schroeder]], 06 July 2007</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris apparently doesn't understand that "fond" is already an adjective by itself.
</blockquote>

;for good-like
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' final, but with the imagined possibility otherwise.

<blockquote>''And in June of 2008, he banned me from the store '''for good-like'''.''<ref>[[Wallflower E-mails|Chris's email to The Wallflower]], 18 February 2010</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Confusing modification of "for good".
</blockquote>

;foundate
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' To dedicate, as in a monument or building.

<blockquote>''I, Christian Weston Chandler, re-'''foundate''' this monument that is the PAGE with MY SOLE HONEST TRUTH from my sound mind and heart.''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|1=Christian_in_his_Own_Words#Captain.27s_Log.2C_Stardate:_June_6.2C_2009|2=Christian in his Own Words}}.</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Likely a portmanteau of "found" and "dedicate", or a bizarre attempt to convert "foundation" into a verb.
</blockquote>

;four-boomerang-shaped symbol
[[File:Fourboom.jpg|thumb|right|"G'Day welcome to Auschwitz"]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' minced oath for "[[Wikipedia:swastika|swastika]]," especially the ''Hakenkreuz'' symbol of the [[Nazis|Nazi]] Party.

<blockquote>''Like Most People, I do not care much for Adolf; he was a terrible man, and even in jest, I WOULD NEVER want to portray him, much less, his '''four-boomerang-shaped symbol''' (I know what it is called, but I do not wish to type the word).''<ref>[[Mailbag 5#That wacky Hitler|Mailbag 5]]
</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris was apparently afraid to say the word "swastika," probably for the same reason he used to fear using racial slurs.
</blockquote>

;fourth wall

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A boundary that separates [[Reality Cartoon|reality cartoons]] and [[Dimensions|dimensions]] from dimension C-197.

<blockquote>''Hey, Everyone. I have another announcement for you all to do now, for yourselves and our OCs: Break Your Own '''Fourth Wall'''.
<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1195039493130199041</ref>''</blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' An abstract force that prevents people from talking to their OC's.

<blockquote>Our OCs in C-197 often break their '''fourth walls''', because they are aware of us, and it is our time and turn to return the favour.</blockquote>

Origin: Comes from the phrase "breaking the fourth wall", a figure of speech humorously used on characters that acknowledge the audience directly, or state their awareness of the media they're in. Chris has taken this to mean that all dimensions in the universe are separated by this kind of barrier, therefore calling them "the fourth wall". In a recent Twitter post, Chris has also stated that this mysterious force is the reason why people cannot see or interact with their OC's, but that the OC's themselves are fully aware of their creators, so will eventually break through the barrier every once in a while to speak to people of other dimensions.</blockquote>

;[[Friend Zone|friend zone]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The dreaded moment a sweetheart rejects you.

<blockquote>''A lot of times, especially if the friend in question is opposite of gender 18 or older, they may have sex on the brain. And when that person hears from you that you just want to be friends, or in the other term, put into the '''Friend Zone''', that person will feel like they failed at getting the sex they wanted, or Ever will from you.''<ref>[[August 2017 tweets]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' The lousiest excuse a sweetheart could give for not having sex with Chris.

<blockquote>''Nothing has happened in Women's Rights; the "Friend Zone" is only the LOUSIEST EXCUSE EVER to give to someone the woman deeply cares about and trusts so she could get out of sex or a relationship. I do not take kindly to that Excuse at this time.''<ref>[[Common Questions]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The Friend Zone refers to a relationship where one person desires romance, while the other only shows interest in friendship. Much like his stance on the Three-Date Rule, Chris believed that the Friend Zone is simply another rule explicitly placed on him by some unspecified authority to slow down his progress on completing his [[Love Quest]]. His belief that this is simply an "excuse" to avoid having sex with him reveals a lot on why he was [[Megan|overly-persistent with]] [[Wallflower|some of]] [[Doopie|his sweethearts]]. He couldn't imagine why any woman would not want to have sex with him, so he came to the conclusion that every woman he stalks are simply unfamiliar with sex and what goes into it.</blockquote>

;[[Fuzzy-wuzzies|fuzzy-wuzzies]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The rewards of giving Chris compliments.

<blockquote>''Compliments will get you '''fuzzy-wuzzies'''.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler%27s_FUTURE_MESSAGE</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Unknown. Believed to be another example of Chris' random-access humor.

''See Also:'' [[CWC-isms#P|prickly-wicklies]]
</blockquote>

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== G ==
|-
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;[[Gal pal|gal-pal]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' a female friend.

<blockquote>''And also, I would like to give a shout-out to...Ivy, sweet '''gal-pal''' of mine...and her friend Rachel across the hall from her, in a college within these United States!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC_Update_18_March_2009_More_Updated</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris rarely refers to any of his female friends as just "friends", simply because he thinks that all female friends have the potential to be [[CWC-isms#S|sweethearts]] before they're in the dreaded [[Friend Zone]]. Chris also states that due to his autism, this somehow means that he gets along much more easily with girls than with guys. <ref>Autism Tutorial Part 5</ref> Although this could be more due to the fact that he overall has had much better experiences with girls than with boys growing up, especially in high school. This has caused him to pick up more [[Transgender|effeminate traits and characteristics]]. The term "gal-pal" is typically used by women when they are talking to other people in their social clique. Chris therefore picked this phrase up from the girls he's talked to (possibly using the phrase because he sees himself as "one of the girls"). It is also common for [[homos]] to use this to refer to their female friends.
</blockquote>
;gawd
<blockquote>
1. ''(interjection)'' eye dialect of "god", Used in the place of "god" when it is used to express annoyance, shock, or pain.

<blockquote>''Life is f***ed up. (I had a real stressful Sunday afternoon) '''Gawd'''! Just... GAWD!!!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/2017_tweets#STRESSFUL_SUNDAY._GAWD.21</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Possibly meant to add dramatic effect to saying "god", which is already used to add dramatic effect.</blockquote>

;gaybian
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' a male lesbian.

<blockquote>''Uh… simply put—and I am willing to say this… in sound mind and body: I… am a '''gaybian'''.''<ref>[[Chris_Comes_Out_of_the_Closet]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris only used this word once in the video [[Chris_Comes_Out_of_the_Closet]]. Before this video, [[Clyde Cash]] had threatened to harm [[Julie]] under the condition that Chris refuses to admit that he's gay. Chris being Chris, he had absolutely no idea that he was once again under another elaborate trolling scheme, and had no clue how to handle the situation. Chris thought he could be sly and admit to being gay, while also being attracted to women. Thus, he tacked on the word "gay" onto "lesbian" to create the word "gaybian" so that he can say that he's a "male lesbian", despite this being a complete contradiction within itself.</blockquote>

;geinus
[[Image:Robotnik.jpg|thumb|I'M A MAD GEINUS! ROBOTNIK! ROBOTNIK!]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' a genius

<blockquote>''Robotnik! Robotnik! I'm a mad '''geinus'''! Robotnik, Robotnik!''<ref>[[Sonichu 1]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An accidental misspelling of "genius", this CWC-ism is the result of Chris's ability to spell, or lack thereof. In his futile attempts to spell words with "eni", he substitutes this with "ein", possibly due to his habit of spelling words phonetically.</blockquote>

;get it through your skulls
<blockquote>
1. (''phrase'') Used to clarify something to your fans
<blockquote>''So everybody '''get it through your skulls''', I'm the real deal.'' <ref>[[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris used this term a lot when trying to clarify various misconceptions about him, such as his straightness, and who the real CWC was. Variations of the phrase include "GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS", "Get it through your damn, dirty, immature skulls!", and "Get through your damn, dirty, stupid, idiotic, immature skulls".</blockquote>

;give birth, give the birth
<blockquote>
1. ''(verb)'' To transfer possession of the state of having been born, by bearing as offspring.

<blockquote>''My mother and my father are both really nice, old-fashioned-type people who not only '''gave the birth'''--gave me birth at their ages...which my mother is sixty-six, currently, and my father is currently eighty. They both just turned that way in the last couple of months. And, uh, I was born in 1982. They gave me the birth...then, and, uh, anyway, it was so nice of--for them to give me the, uh, birth during the early [[1980s]].''<ref>[[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris seems to think that a sentence like "Barbara gave birth to Christian" is grammatically equivalent to a sentence like "Barbara gave Go-bots to Christian."
</blockquote>

;GO!
<blockquote>
1. ''(adjective)'' Having a style similar to the cartoon ''Teen Titans Go!''.

<blockquote>''As MUCH, as I would like to agree; Cute as it may be, it is still '''GO!''' Version, and #GOPony is something we Really do not like.''<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1211396957203247104</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(adjective)'' Of a descent originating from [[Dimensions|dimension CZ-69]].

<blockquote>''Just; Most '''GO!''' individuals are...NO!!!''<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1215833863718567937</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris used this CWC-ism to describe his distaste for the MLP:FiM spinoff series [[Pony Life]], believing it to be in the same vein as Teen Titans Go! due to its artsyle. He would go around on his [[Twitter]] account spamming Hasbro and/or users showing any interest in the show with some of his TSSSF cards as a means of protest using this euphemism to put it under a bad light.
</blockquote>

;go make a rhyme
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase used by Chris to indicate that he is in a [[Chris and writing|poetic]] mood.

<blockquote> ''Oh, Back Off, '''go make a rhyme'''. Love will come your way in good time.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/913230475774369794</ref><br>Keep Heart, Have hope and faith. Life is a coinkie-dink strafe.<br>Have an open heart, don’t be afraid. Your sweetie is likely in your friendship parade.''</blockquote>

Origin: Chris intended to write a rhyme in order to sound poetic in a tweet, continuing with the rhyming schtick in several subsequent ones. Due to his own laziness, the best Chris could come up with in terms of words that rhyme with "time" is "rhyme".
</blockquote>

;[[Godjesus]]
[[Image:Jesusbot.jpg|thumb|This is who Chris actually believes in.]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(shorthand)'' God and Jesus Christ.

<blockquote> ''As I have guide, as I was guide [sic] by, uh, God and Jesus. And because I, uh, cheated on Ivy lately, '''Godjesus''' were mad at me, so, even though she r-, even though she requested the recent items of question, sex-, [quietly] sexual stuff--videos and pictures--I am being punished because the trolls are getting their hands on them.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Matthew_5:27,_CWC_Confessions</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''And also, who I'd like to thank, '''GodJesus''', our God and our Lord and savior, for their support, for their support as well, I pray to them every day, and I follow, I am guided by Jesus.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC_Update_9_April_2009</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris appears to be somewhat aware of the Holy Trinity (Holy Spirit, Son, and Father), the three forms that God takes in mainstream Christianity. Despite accepting Jesus as the son of God, Chris believes that God and Jesus are essentially the same entity. As a result, whenever he mentions God, he is never reluctant to mention Jesus in the same sentence. Because of this, Chris made this CWC-ism as a shorthand of "God and Jesus". This CWC-ism was the primary inspiration for the term "[[Godbear]]" to humorously refer to [[Leonard Bearstein]], who Chris has credited for his name change. Chris now no longer uses his CWC-ism, now referring to both God and Jesus as separate [[OCs]]. Chris now calls God "Emmanuelle".</blockquote>

;grinds my gears
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase used by Chris to indicate he is annoyed with something.

<blockquote>Firstly, I got your image in my mailbox; while I thank you for your fanart, No Offense, but I do not appreciate Sonichu drawn looking retarded; I feel it '''grinds my gears''' a bit.<ref>[[Mailbag_2#In_which_Chris_insults_someone_who_drew_a_picture_for_him]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>Something that '''grinds my gears''' is how people are not accepting of the neutral terms of "darling" or "dear".<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:OpenLetter.jpg</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris used this phrase almost every time he wanted to indicate he was annoyed and not outright [[angry]]. It is believed that Chris has picked up this archaic phrase from [[Family Guy]], specifically from a segment from the show called "What Really Grinds My Gears", where Peter is talking about things that annoy him or "grinds his gears".

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== H ==
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;hand-drawing
[[Image:Chris holding a pencil.png|thumb|Chris holding a pencil|200px]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An original drawn image, as opposed to a facsimile of that image.

<blockquote>''I mean, does that look like a printout to you? No! It's a '''HAND-DRAWING'''! It's the original hand-drawing of the back cover I constantly used! Among all the other hand drawings on my SHELF! In my BINDERS! IN THIS ROOM! In this house!''<ref>[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(verb)'' To sketch without the aid of digital technology, such as a computer.
[[File:Sonichuipaddrawing2020.jpg|thumb|A non-example made by Chris.]]
<blockquote>''No, actually, what I thought, is that you skip the '''hand-drawing''' and you draw everything on your PhotoShop with your computer mouse.''<ref>[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris's process for producing his drawings is to draw them, by hand, on physical paper, and then scan the paper into his computer and use image editing software to add effects like lettering or (for the purpose of breaking the fourth wall) photographs. He takes comfort in the belief that ownership of the original paper drawings is evidence of his authorship and will frequently cite this in defense against perceived thieves and trolls.

Chris also thinks that drawing on a computer instead of paper is an inferior method of producing artwork; he thinks the results look "blocky and low-resolution," which probably speaks more to his [[:File:179-ShineSchuChara.jpg|his own experience using MSPaint]] than the artistic quality of, for example, [[Asperchu]]. The fact that a digital artist like Alec Benson Leary is nonetheless ''using his hands'' does not seem to have occurred to Chris.
</blockquote>

;Haterade

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a metaphorical drink consumed by haters.
<blockquote>''Therefore, for all of you '''Haterade'''-Chugging “GET A JOB!” spouters out there, I suggest you Shut Up and enjoy your ability to settle in a cozy Office or wherever. For the rest of us, the worlds and the dimensions are our Offices, and we are doing our best, so we can reach our respective Fated Destined Promotions. But, I Digress. <ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Fan art isn't thoughtful when it feeds into Chris's delusions]]</ref>''</blockquote>

<blockquote>''Put down the '''Haterade'''; this is not going against any rules, it is just the way it is. Hey! I still have my flaws, so I am definitely Not a Mary Sue type of OC. Also, if I wanted a shot glass of '''Haterade''', I would read most anything this dimension’s @realDonaldTrump ever wrote.''<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Fan art isn't thoughtful when it feeds into Chris's delusions]]</ref></blockquote></blockquote>

<blockquote>2. ''(noun, informal)'' excessive negativity, criticism, or resentment.

<blockquote>''This is in reference to the Nypical '''Haterade''' Comment of “Get A Job” that is not only thrusted upon me, but to everyone who is creative and have powerful in their own respective, individual rights.<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Fan art isn't thoughtful when it feeds into Chris's delusions]]</ref>''</blockquote>

Origin: Originally said by Lars in the 2010 [[Lars Call]]. Chris then used it almost nine years later. Likely a pun on the sports drink Gatorade.
</blockquote>
;[[heart level]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's way of measuring his emotional state

<blockquote>''100% Change the number to change your '''heart level''' and you can write a sentence to indicate how you feel.''<ref>[[Heart_level]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The concept of the "heart level" most likely stems from Chris's inability to understand emotions. As an alternative, Chris tends to use video game terms in order to measure such emotions.</blockquote>

;heartsweet
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a [[sweetheart]].

<blockquote>''Rosey, as often as birds tweet, will you be my lovely '''heartsweet'''?''<ref>"[[Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu]]"</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Rearrangement of "sweetheart," possibly coined initially to provide more rhyming options in poetry. Chris primarily uses this term in Sonichu's dialogue, as the character's pet name for Rosechu. When speaking for himself, Chris tends to prefer "sweetheart," although the trolls use "heartsweet" in conversation with him.

''See also: [[sweetbolt]]''
</blockquote>

;heavyweight
[[File:Studalert.png|thumb|Chris does NOT look like Chris Farley]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Stockboy; person employed to move heavy objects and perform other menial labor.

<blockquote>If she gets pregnant and can't work, then I would be working. I would be working VERY HARD AND HEAVILY. [...] If I have to I would be, get one of the '''heavyweights''', that just moves the boxes around the, stock the shelves at a grocery store.<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(adjective)'' heavy.

<blockquote>I do not think Chris Farley looks like me at all, plus he was a LOT more '''heavyweight''' than me, and he was more wild than me.<ref>[[Jackie_e-mails_Part_2]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris, as usual, has to repurpose words rather than use the existing words that already mean what he wants to say.
</blockquote>

;hedgehog-defensive (or hedgehog)
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Protecting oneself by curling up into a ball, just like a [[Sonic the Hedgehog|hedgehog]].

<blockquote>And I do understand all that. Believe me, and I need not be reminded of the worst part, but my '''hedgehog-defensive''' state and all of the tears and leaking mucus and whole body paralysis that happened to me then and there will haunt me in reminder of that.<ref>[[TooManyGames#Personal_space_talk]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>@MLPSilverQuill, having one’s own spirit killed is really not fun nor funny at all. And, believe me, I was literally in a worse huddled position than what I see here, and I FELT DEVASTATED at that moment. I went full '''Hedgehog Defensive''' and let my quills keep others back. It Hurts<ref>[[April_2019_social_media_posts#Hedgehog-defensive_state]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Replacing the likes of his [[Megatron pistol]] and his [[pepper spray]], Chris has adapted the habit of rolling up into a ball to protect himself from unwanted physical contact. The protective state he dubs "the hedgehog-defensive state" is most likely based off of the spin-dash attack from the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise, which the titular character uses to attack foes.</blockquote>

;[[HEXBox]]
[[File:KillThatHexBawx.jpg|thumb|]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Any of the video game consoles made by Microsoft, primarily the XBox 360.

<blockquote>I never cared for the '''HEXBox''', and frankly it LACKS heavily in comparison to the Wii and PS3, PLUS YOU HAVE TO PAY THEIR FEES TO EVEN GO ONLINE OR DOWNLOAD DEMOS WITH IT.</blockquote>

Origin: Due to his [[Chris and brand loyalty|Brand Loyalty]], Chris had an irrational hatred for the XBox, simply because of how much you've got to pay for it to access some of its content<ref>[[Mailbag_5]]</ref>. Because Chris viewed this device as a curse to humanity, he tacked the word "hex", which is defined as being a curse, onto the original name of the console.</blockquote>

;hide behind/under his mother's skirt
<blockquote>1. ''(idiom)'' To behave in a cowardly, immature fashion.

<blockquote>''You come to me now. Come face me like a man. Unless you want to continue being called a cow-a quivelling coward who '''hides under his mother's skirt'''.''<ref>[[Challenge for Clyde II]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An antiquated phrase alluding to children literally hiding behind their mother's skirts when frightened.
</blockquote>

;[[homo]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A male homosexual

<blockquote>''Yes; the '''Homos''' I have heard from try to push their damn lifestyle in my face, and I DO NOT CARE FOR THAT AT ALL; What they do behind closed doors is None Of My Business, and I still Do Not Care to know a Damn Thing about it.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Common_Questions''</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(adjective)'' homosexual

<blockquote>''Every one of you who thinks I'm '''homo''' and calls me that—-because I am not; I'm straight! I'm straight!''<ref>[[CWC's_Second_Message]]</ref></blockquote>

3. ''(adjective)'' relating to homosexuals

<blockquote>''Again, to reiterate the issue, THE GOD DAMN F***IN' '''Homo''' Ads MUST BE GONE!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC_Blog</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Before the [[Tomgirl Saga]], Chris had a hatred for homosexuals, out of fear that he'll become one himself. Even uttering words like "gay" and "homosexual" make him uncomfortable.</blockquote>

;[[Honest Content|honest]]
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' NSFW, containing adult content.

<blockquote>''Parental Advisory - VERY '''HONEST''' content.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SchuComic10P97.jpg</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris only has a slightly good understanding of what honesty is. However, Chris doesn't seem to understand when it's most appropriate to be honest. In his mind, to attract mates, he has to be honest all of the time, even if this includes instances of his sexual misadventures. Chris knows that he's not supposed to discuss such topics publically with ordinary people, so he would have to keep such things in secret. Therefore, in his mind, it would be the honest thing to do to discuss such actions.
</blockquote>

;Hurtful Truth Level
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A point at which honest criticism should be stopped so as to avoid hurting a person's feelings, regardless of the usefulness of the advice.

<blockquote>''And another thing, When constantly exceeding that '''Hurtful Truth Level''' to me, it feels like to me you're, and you may as well have, told me, "I Hate You! I Hate You!", and forget about me.''<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 23]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Said in an email to Jackie after she had pointed out several glaring flaws in Chris's lifestyle and personality. Rather than take her criticism to heart and improve himself, he got angry and defensive, wishing that she would show sympathy for him instead.
</blockquote>

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;I can feel the cosmos
[[File:I can feel the cosmos.jpg|thumb|right]]
<blockquote>1. ''(expression)'' Statement of achievement and oneness with the universe.

<blockquote>''I promise, uh, three da—three pages a day, drawn or colored, but, also with the, uh, website, and God/Jesus's support, I feel like... we will be seeing many new—many new thing. The website will be better. '''I can feel the cosmos!''' Peace.''<ref>[[CWC Update 9 April 2009]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Inspired by a line from the game Katamari Damacy, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmWxNFq6_3U "Oh, I feel it. I feel the cosmos."]
</blockquote>

;I got a fish

<blockquote>1. ''(expression)'' Claim that one owns a fish.

<blockquote>'''''I got a fish!''' Would ya like to make a wish?''
''I got a fish Would ya like to make a wish?''
''I got a fiiiiiiiiish! Would ya like to make a wish?''<ref>[[I_Got_A_Fish]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used in a song of the same name, where Chris' [[random-access humor]] shines.</blockquote>

;I HATE ME TOO!!!

<blockquote>1. ''(expression)'' A self-destructive phrase used to attempt to gain pity from trolls

<blockquote>''You know what, '''I HATE ME TOO!!!'''''<ref>[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used as part of the title of a gallery found on Chris’s [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] Page.
</blockquote>

;[[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD]]!
<blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' Expressed angrily when you wish to break someone apart to kill them

<blockquote>''Jason Kendrick Howell... you BASTARD! BASTARD! You hacked into everything! You have driven me so beyond the wall, I can't even DESCRIBE it! YOU'RE LAUGHING NOW, BUT... '''I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD!''' Goodbye!''<ref>[[Jason Kendrick Howell message]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used as a [[death threat]] to [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] after he has hacked Sonichu.net.</blockquote>

;IBAChandler
<blockquote>1. ''(expression)'' Abbreviation for "I be a chandler," i.e., "I am a person named 'Chandler.'"

<blockquote>''I am so sick of hearing that stupid name that somebody made up back when I had that '''IBAChandler''' account, and I be a Chandler. You know, "I" being myself, "B" standing for specifying who I am, and "Chandler" being my last name.''<ref>[[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(proper noun)'' [[YouTube]] username in use by Christian Weston Chandler during his conflict with [[Liquid Chris]], leading trolls to accuse Chris of being an impostor of Liquid named [[Ian Brandon Anderson]].

3. ''(proper noun)'' Name of a ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' villain based upon Liquid Chris, ironically named for the real Chris's alias.

<blockquote>'''''I B A Chandler''', And I am here to copycatly sieze claim of you hedgehogs and this city from your absent mayor's domain.''<ref>[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], page 79</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Inspired by [[Bob Chandler]]'s license plate, "I B MR C" ("I be Mister C.").<ref>[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]</ref>
</blockquote>

;ID
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' Identifying.

<blockquote>''"That is the difference between Trans Gender and Vestites; '''ID''' as the other sex, and dressing like it, respectively"''<ref>[[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-335#post-2635076]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Possibly derived from ID meaning "Identification". </blockquote>

;[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' the extremely high probability that any woman Chris talks to is not [[CWC-isms#boyfriend-free|boyfriend-free]].

<blockquote>''With the '''infinitely high Boyfriend-Factor''', I am not fond of about 99.999999999996% of the total male population, with a margin-of-error of the 4 billionth of a percent (for about 100 men) of whom are okay acquaintences.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Megan_emails,_Aug-Dec_2007</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In general, Chris will almost never find a sweetheart.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sweetheart#Will_Chris_ever_have_a_Sweetheart.3F</ref> Already aware of this fact, but not willing to admit he's not at all attractive to most women, Chris blames it on the fact that most men are "jerks", and that one probably is already dating the woman he's trying to latch onto.</blockquote>
;information overload

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An act of spamming a webpage with pictures.

<blockquote>''I had thought the '''Information Overload''' would somehow Take Down the page; I admit that I was mistaken.<ref>[[Chris chan (CWCipedia)]]</ref>''</blockquote>

Origin: When Chris saw all of the explicit pictures on his Encyclopedia Dramatica page, he decided that the best course of action would be to spam the article with his own pictures. His logic was that if he kept doing this faster than the other editors, they'd have to delete the article, as they just wouldn't catch up with him.
</blockquote>

;instinction

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An instance of something being used a certain way.

<blockquote>''Also, I would have the secondary definition of the word "gay", being Homosexual, REMOVED from the word in the dictionaries, and all '''instinctions''' and sayings of the word will ONLY LEGALLY be used to mean HAPPY, as it was originally intended among songs like "Deck the Halls"''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_English</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Once again an instance of Chris trying to sound smart by using a word that sounds foreign to him, made up or otherwise. The end result, however, gives the impression that Chris isn't familiar with the word "instances".

</blockquote>

;[[Iron Curtain|iron curtain]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The mostly hermetic seal between [[Reality Cartoon]]s, such as the [[Chris and reality|real world]] and the fictional universe containing [[CWCville]], that prevents the [[Dimensional Merge]] from proceeding.

<blockquote>''But we are getting increasing magics, here, with more and more opening portals and growing tears and cracks in the '''iron curtain'''''.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-11-19-chris-begs-while-posting-creepy-photo-of-barb.63305/post-5610374 Twitter, 19 November 2019]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Coined by Sir Winston Churchill in 1946 to refer to the limits of Russian intrusion into central Europe after the War. Chris presumably heard it once in [[Manchester High School|history class]] and forgot what it meant, unless he is comparing his fictional world to the [[Chris and censorship|Soviet Union]].

''See Also:'' [[#F|fourth wall]]</blockquote>
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== J ==
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;janekop
<blockquote>''(noun)'' 1. A female [[CWC-isms#jerkop|jerkop]].

<blockquote>''YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. SO SAYS THIS '''JANEKOP'''.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Feelings_of_the_election_results</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Whereas the term "jerkop" is a portmanteau of the CWC-ism "jerk" and the word "cop", janekop is a portmanteau of the words "jane" and "cop". The word "jane" is a slang word for "woman". <ref>https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/jane</ref>
</blockquote>
;[[JERKS|jerk]]
<blockquote>''(noun)'' 1. Any man that Chris dislikes, particularly one that gets in the way of his LoveQuest.

<blockquote>''On the flip side, I feel discomfort around men, because they can be such mean and cruel '''jerks'''.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_Girls</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The term "jerk" is generally defined as "A person with unlikable or obnoxious qualities and behavior, typically mean, self-centered or disagreeable".<ref>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/jerk#Etymology_1</ref> As stated in the quote above, Chris believes that all men to be cruel, selfish, and overall unlikeable. Therefore, he views almost all men as jerks.
</blockquote>
;[[Jerkop|jerkop]]
<blockquote>''(noun)'' 1. An official of the law.

<blockquote>''I would have left peacefully, in fact, I was ready to go, but I had a prepared speech to say to them stupid '''Jerkops'''.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Get-Tar_Region</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Since Chris views most officers of the law as jerks, due to how often they'd thwart his LoveQuest, the term is a portmanteau of "jerk" and "cop". Possibly a pun on the word "jerkoff", which is defined as being "a contemptible man".<ref>http://www.dictionary.com/browse/jerk--off</ref></blockquote>

;[[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAAAAAAAY]]
[[Image:JULAY-small.gif|thumb|Chris preparing for hanky-panky with Julie, using a blow-up doll no less]]
<blockquote>''(interjection)'' 1. An expression used by Chris to indicate how much he'd love having sex for the first time with [[Julie]]

<blockquote>"Oh, Julie...'''JULAAAAAY''', JULAAAAAAAAAAY!!!"<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/For_Julie%27s_Eyes_Only</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris first shouted this infamous CWC-ism in the video [[For Julie's Eyes Only]]. He originally intended to share this video privately with [[Julie]], (unaware that 'she' was actually a 13-year-old male troll), to show what their first date would amount to, despite this breaking his Three Date Rule. Seeing how Chris was somewhat of a porn junkie,<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_Chris%27s_Adam_%26_Eve_purchases</ref><ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Miyamoto_emails#Chris_Sets_the_Record_STRAIGHT</ref> Chris must have picked up that during sexual intercourse, one of the people may shout the name of the other person in order to "spice up" the orgy. When the video got leaked soon after, the term started to be used by trolls humorously, to the point where [[weens]] started using the phrase in excess, making the CWC-ism lose its luster.</blockquote>

</blockquote>

;jumping the shark
<blockquote>''(verb)'' 1. To start over from scratch

<blockquote>"I am moving out of this Twitter into creating a new one I created, @CPU_CWCSonichu. New and renewed followers will all be screened by my ally, as to keep out the Haters and Harassers. Starting up new and fresh. '''Jumping The Shark''' from old to new"<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-2-12-chriss-new-twitter.53309/#post-4316470</ref>

</blockquote>

Origin: The term "jumping the shark" humorously refers to the point where something once popular which has begun to lose its viewer base pulls an extreme stunt in hopes of garnering attention. The term comes from an episode of the television show ''Happy Days'', where Fonzie literally jumped over a shark while water skiing. Ironically enough, despite Chris' misuse of the phrase, many people could easily say that the comic of Sonichu and Chris as a person have "jumped the shark" several times, especially with [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retcons]] and- of course- Chris's change into a [[Transgender|transwoman]].

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== K ==
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;kawaii
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' cute or adorable.

<blockquote>''That look really suits you; you look so '''kawaii''' and cool.😊''<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1209184205776797697</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The mainstream Japanese word typically used to describe cute subculture. Chris has used this word in almost all cases where he describes anything he thinks is cute and cuddly, more so in recent times, where the use of this word is no longer taken seriously, and seen as more of a joke to poke fun at [[Joshua Wise|weeaboos]].</blockquote>

;[[Kick the Autistic]]
[[File:CWC gets kicked.jpg|thumb|A self-administered kick]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' America's favorite game

<blockquote>''I REALLY WANTED THAT TRIP SO I COULD HAVE A CHANCE TO IMPRESS MY SWEETEST MEGAN AND POSSIBLY FULFILL MY DREAM OF GETTING MARRIED AND SOON HAVE A DAUGHTER NAMED CRYSTAL. YET NOW I, A FRUSTRATED HIGH-FUNCTIONALLY AUTISTIC 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN, HAVE BEEN BALLZ-BROKEN LIKE I HAVE THROUGH A BIG CHUNK OF MY LIFE IN AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, '''"KICK THE AUTISTIC!"''' *sigh*''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chop_Chop_Master_Onion%27s_Rap_Showdown</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' Any action which involves doing something to Chris that he doesn't like

<blockquote>''And if you have so much free time to play the cruelest game of '''"KICK THE AUTISTIC"''', then you CAN and SHOULD put the time to better use; volunteer for a social chore; take up the culture in tasteful art; go out and socialize.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#21_January</ref></blockquote>

3. ''(noun)'' Any form of discrimination towards Chris for being [[autism|autistic]].

<blockquote>''And so, the world continues to play the world's favorite game of "'''Kick the Autistic'''". I'm gonna need all the luck I can get. *Game Over*''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Vivitheg%27s_AIM_chat</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris had this paranoid idea that the whole world is going against him and his goals, solely due to his autism. In this sense, the fact that so many people supposedly wanted to thwart his goals made him feel like he was being "kicked" around. </blockquote>

;Kra-Kow!

<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase indicating that Chris roasted someone.

<blockquote>''What? I’m just telling the truth. I hear and see WORSE shit from you Haters. At this point, I’d rather look back in that memory than PTSD over y’all’s Hate-Filled content. '''Kra-Kow!'''''<ref>https://mobile.twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1231269768310722560</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Unknown. Most likely inspired by the sound lightning makes.</blockquote>

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== L ==
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;[[Laughs Under Lucricities]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(backronym)'' backronym for "LULZ"

<blockquote>''Although, F.Y.I., "LULZ" is short for "'''Laughs Under Lucricities'''"''<ref>[[Chris chan (CWCipedia)]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' Any form of humor made at Chris' expense

<blockquote>''... your bully of a boyfriend is the Original Author of the "Chris-chan" page that was put up there for the "LULZ", "'''Laughs Under Lucricities'''". Which I don't have to tell you is not only mean and cruel, the page is HORRIBLE''<ref>Chris emails 2008</ref>
</blockquote>

Origin: Chris knows "lulz" is a corruption of "LOL" which does not stand for anything. Still, he writes it in all-caps in the style of an acronym unlike most user of the phrase. Originally he would simply say "LULZ" ''ought'' to stand for "Laughs Under Lucricities," but he soon began implying that it already does.<ref>[[Chris_E-mails_2008|Email]] from Chris to Robert Simmons V on 12 August 2008</ref>

</blockquote>

;lesbian soul
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' What Chris believes to be his true [[Chris and sexuality|sexuality]].

<blockquote>''I am an all-around, good natured, high-functioning autistic, Female '''Lesbian Soul''', and Transwoman, artist, gamer and creative type.''<ref>https://www.facebook.com/pg/cwcville/about/</ref></blockquote>

Origin: When Chris declared himself transgender, he continued to be attracted to exclusively to biological females regardless of their own sexual orientation.<ref>[[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's]]</ref> Thus, Chris became a lesbian. As a way to assert to detractors that he was a lesbian, Chris cited himself as having a "lesbian soul" despite previously living as a straight man for thirty years.

 </blockquote>
;level-up king
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' Master of card games.

<blockquote>''There must have been about 6 people including Chris and myself at the tourney and when he won he was jumping up and down a yelling "I'm the '''level up king'''!"''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Follow_up</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Before his permanent ban from the [[GAMe PLACe]], Chris would play games of Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh with some of the other customers. Despite his sick obsession with both games, Chris never developed any type of strategy to compete with other players, making it very difficult to succeed at the game, even when he played against small children. Eventually, when the shop was just down to six people, which included Chris, the manager, [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]], and [[Lucas]], Chris did win a match against a relatively new player, and excitedly jumped up and down at this accomplishment like a child. Along with this, he shouted the phrase "I AM THE LEVEL-UP KING!"</blockquote>

;like, you know
<blockquote>1. ''(discourse particle)'' Space filler during sentence.

<blockquote>''I don't want too much conflict to happen, '''like, you know'''. You wouldn't want too much conflict to happen, like, you know. I mean-like, you know, between you and him any further. Yeah.''<ref>[[I Love You Kacey]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris' speech consists mostly of uh's, um's, and other vocalized pauses.</blockquote>

</blockquote>

;live from home once again
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' An introduction stating that one is recording themselves from their home.

<blockquote> ''Hello everybody this is Christine Chandler coming to you '''live from home once again''' and we're going to talk about the recent and more obvious topic, of "The Dimensional merge". Yes! This dimension! Right here! 1218. Is going to be merged with our sister dimension "C197" where all of our s- where most of our superheroes, super-villains, OCs, and what have you, and other characters, consisted, have been existing and co-existing. Yep!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Dimensional_Merge_Announcements</ref></blockquote>

Origin: This phrase became Chris's typical means of starting his videos since late 2015, replacing the famous Captain's Log. Although it is sometimes used appropriately (i.e. livestreams), Chris uses the phrase even in prerecorded videos that are not, in fact, live.</blockquote>

;[[Love Quest]]
<blockquote>1.''(noun)'' Chris's former on-going search for a sweetheart.

<blockquote>''As for Wes, I blame all of these happenings on him. If he had not taken my life-long friend away from me, I might have a Pretty Girlfriend today. And I would not have had to set out on endeavoring '''LOVE QUEST'''!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Story_of_My_Current_Days</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Since attending [[PVCC]], Chris has embarked on a 15-year long quest to find his true love. Chris constantly failing to achieve this goal was what gave this CWC-ism its name.</blockquote>

;lovehog
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A lover in a relationship between two [[CWC-isms#E|Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]].

<blockquote>''Also, I have finished the drawing for you, and I have shown off the Original '''LoveHog''' Couple's Wedding Rings, and their three children: Cerah Rosey, Robbie Sonee and (Shiney Rosey) Christine Rosey.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Katie_Bay_E-mails_4</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A portmanteau of "love" and "hedgehog".</blockquote>

;lucricities
<blockquote>1. ''(pl. noun)'' lurid acts or motivations

Origin: Chris completely made this word up, presumably based on "lucrid," which may in turn be based on the actual word "lurid." According to Chris, the word "lulz" can mean either "Laughs at my expense" or "Laughs under lucricities," so presumably the two contexts are equivalent.
</blockquote>

;lucrid
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' obscene, profane, wicked
<blockquote>''And promoting the hatred, and...drawing such loose—such '''lucrid''' mockeries is not gonna further the story plot or have anything new created, or even gonna help in any way...''<ref name=csm>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Unknown. Possibly a corruption of "lurid," given the context. Alternatively, it might be a corruption of "ludicrous." Chris has used this word to describe the homoerotic/dickgirl art on the ED page, as well as the fan comic in which he was depicted as a man-baby. Ironically, even before Chris used this word
</blockquote>

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== M ==
|-
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;make one's own peeps n' poops

<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' to urinate and deficate at the same time

<blockquote>''Uh, actually, uh, actually Crystal is uh, doing, is uh, doing her preschool homework, and uh, Reg-, and Reginald's been uh, been a messy lil' babychild! '''Made his lil' peeps n' poops'''! And he went, and he went weewee all over the bathroom.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/PlayingHouse''</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Taken from a clip of Family Guy, where Herber the Pervert is letting his dog out to "make his pees n' poops". <ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtlwEfZEmrg</ref></blockquote>

;Mama
[[File:Christine and pikachu.jpg|right|thumb|Mama Christine with a [[Sonee]].]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' What Chris refers to himself as when roleplaying as one of his [[OCs]].

<blockquote>''I am going to some shopping and donating amongst the artists affected by the COVID virus of this Dimension, on behalf of '''Mama''', Chris Chan Sonichu. Thank you, again, to the individual who bought the book set recently. Still waiting for the set of #TSSSF cards to sign and offer.''<ref>https://mobile.twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1251259373810302977</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris believes himself to be a parent to his characters. Since he identifies as a woman, he has given himself the alias “Mama”. Chris further shows his lack of self-awareness by not realizing how awkward it is to have anyone, even his own characters (who are presumably teenagers) refer to him as such.</blockquote>

;[[Mass debating|mass debate]]
[[File:Mass_Debate.jpg|right|thumb|Massive Debating]]
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' to pleasure one's self; to masturbate

<blockquote>''I've actually done it '''mass debating''' to myself so many times, even with a hunk of - even with an inflatable plastic woman...''<ref>[[Kacey Call 7]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: This particular euphemism comes from Chris's tendency to refrain from using inappropriate language, as well as his unusual variation of a southern accent combined with a minor speech impediment.</blockquote>

;[[Manajerks|manajerk]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a store manager

<blockquote>'' two Manajerks asked me to leave, because they said that I was loitering; I was NOT!''<ref>[[CWC's Diary#2005]] (20 July)</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A portmantau of "manager" and "jerk". </blockquote>

;mashed potato grenade

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a [[Wikipedia:Stielhandgranate|Stielhandgranate]], a special German hand grenade with a handle.

<blockquote>''I want to just kill him; destroy his goody-two-shoes nature, soul, heart and all that shit my '''mashed potato grenade''' could shatter, but leave his body in tact, so I'm not committed fro murder.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2013_Facebook_Posts</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used in a Facebook post sent to [[Megan Schroeder]] accusing her of his ban from the [[Game Place]], where he [[Chris and reality|makes paranoid claims]] of what she, [[Mimms]], [[Lucas]], and [[Snyder]] were thinking that day. A corruption of "potato masher grenade", a common English nickname of the Stielhandgranate<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stielhandgranate</ref>.</blockquote>

;mental block

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris' autism

<blockquote>''And, uh, during my high school years, I was used to being surrounded by… girls… in my circle, and after having to, uh, leave them I felt ever so lonesome. And, after the stress from some of the people—people at PVCC, as well as my '''mental block''' of autism, it became hard from me to approach gir—approach the girls like I used to.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_Chan%27s_Public_Announcement</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris refers to his [[autism]] as a "mental block" because he believes the term refers to a disability. In his case, his supposed disability to socialize with girls. In reality, a mental block is the inability to remember a specific thing at a given moment. <ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mental_block</ref></blockquote>

;Meta

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' being able to break through the fourth wall.

<blockquote>''Also, there is no problem with breaking your own fourth wall with us from your dimension, here. Go '''Meta'''. We are certainly Meta with and for you all as well.''<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1316825180610670592</ref></blockquote>

Origin: From the Greek prefix meaning "after" or "beyond". Chris views all cartoons as being on a dimension higher than our own. According to him, being able to break through the iron curtain entails obtaining a higher mode of consciousness.
</blockquote>

;mislabel

<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' to put a label on Chris or any of his creations in a way he doesn't like, regardless of truth
2. ''(noun)'' a label of such slanderous nature; see also "misunderstanding"
<blockquote>''I am NOT a Dictator. Why are you giving me an even WORSE '''Mislabeling''' than the Homosexual Mislabelings? Why do YOU have to be so bored that you have to make up NEW mislabelings to try and deface me over and over again? ''<ref>[[Common Questions#1_February_2010]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Just about everywhere. He appears to use this term as often as the word "slanderous". Curiously, the redundancy "ill-mislabeling" (as if there were any other kind) has appeared once.<ref>[[CWC Blog#28_December_2009]]</ref>
</blockquote>

;misspeak

<blockquote>1.''(verb)'' to lie

<blockquote>''Sometimes, I have '''misspoke'''. But you are more important to me than ANYTHING. Believe me! I swear. Hand to God. And on my Bible. I'd have to go look for it.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/ToJackie</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Instead of accepting that someone has called him out on [[Lies|his bullshit]], Chris prefers to say he "misspoke". Needless to say, no one has fallen for this ploy.

</blockquote>

;misunderstanding

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a deliberate view that contradicts Chris; see also "mislabel"
<blockquote>''*AND WE WILL NOT TAKE THE '''MISUNDERSTANDINGS''', THE MISLABELS, AND ALL THE LIKE SITTING DOWN!!!''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|1=Issue_9/Page_39|2=Issue 9 Page 39}}</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Misappropration. Note that it is not, as in reality,<ref>[http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/misunderstanding Merriam-Webster Dictionary, "misunderstanding"]</ref> a mistaken notion (alternatively a dispute) based on faulty information, but a malicious action worthy of [[tard rage]]. Apparently a slanderous troll has to actively "misunderstand" Chris. Also, Chris has used the related word "misunderstood" (participle adjective) as an insult, not realizing that if the troll misunderstood (transitive verb) him, ''Chris'' would be the one that was misunderstood (participle adjective).<ref>[[Mailbag 39#Rosechu_the_transwoman|Mailbag 39]]</ref>
</blockquote>

;modnar
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' random

<blockquote>''I may be '''modnar''', but I try not to be offensive, and if I do, then I am sorry. I can not please Everyone.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/LadyOfTheCosmo#Twitter</ref></blockquote>

Origin: "Random", spelt backwards.</blockquote>

;[[Monthly tugboat|monthly tugboat]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's Social Security Disability Service

<blockquote>"I'm getting by livin' with my folks and a '''monthly tugboat.'''"<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Monthly_tugboat#References_by_Chris</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris apparently coined the term "Monthly Tugboat" due to a comparison he makes between gaining money through his SSDS vs. winning the lottery. In his mind, winning the lottery is like riding a "Luxury ship that can easily sink", while gaining money from the government is the same as getting cargo from a ship pulled by a tugboat. <ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/BlueSpike_Skype_Logs_12</ref></blockquote>

;morrow

<blockquote> 1. ''(noun)'' Synonym for moral.

<blockquote>''The '''Morrow''' remains: Look up to whoever and whatever you like as your childhood hero like no one else is watching you; remain proud with your choice and preference. 💜⚡️''<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Chris supports playing with whatever toys you want]]</ref>
</blockquote>

Origin: Unknown, possibly a corruption of the word moral. Used exclusively by Magi-Chan during Chris month-long twitter roleplay in August and September of 2019.
</blockquote>

;[[Muscle bra|muscle bra]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A sports bra used for covering a man's bare chest.

<blockquote>''And you know what, I highly recommend this to every dude who goes around shirtless: wear a '''muscle bra'''. Because nobody, and I mean nobody wants to see your dog-gone ugly pecs, they're so ugly and repulsive, ugh... creeps everybody out.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Clyde_is_Weaker_than_Water</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Contributing to his previous fear of the homos, Chris also had a fear of seeing the bare chests of other men out of fear that it'll make him gay. He therefore suggested that men cover their chests under penalty of the law. Chris most likely adapted this name due to some weird association he makes between muscles and sports.
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== N ==
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;[[naïve]]
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' dumb, lacking intelligence.

<blockquote>''You are such a cowardly, '''naïve''', retarded, individual.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers</ref ></blockquote>

Origin: Chris only seems to understand the most simplified definition of the word. In general terms, the word "naïve" is defined as "showing a lack of experience, wisdom, or judgment."<ref>http://www.dictionary.com/browse/naive</ref> However, in Chris's mind, the word is used to "question one's intelligence". Despite his distaste for the use of the word on him, this turns out to be a commonly used insult by Chris.</blockquote>

[[File:FRENCH-NAVY-CameraObscura.jpg|thumb|Chris travels to France]]
;navy
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' semen.

<blockquote>''You know that, uh—first off, uh, the one... with the '''navy''' being drunk. Yeah. Som—yeah. A b—a—i—a—it's a good idea somet—uhhh... it's a... it's a good idea. But, uh, you know, you don't have to do it if you don't like it, but, uh... I recycle my own semen''<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Play on words, i.e, a navy is a collection of seamen/semen.

''See also: [[CWC-isms#C|Comeuppance]]''
</blockquote>

;nearly same
<blockquote>1. ''(Adjective)'' Similar.

<blockquote>''And so I killed about- killed about twenty miles round trip for gas to go find her house. But it turns out that was a troll posing as that girl. [sighs] THE VOICES SOUNDED '''NEARLY SAME'''.''<ref>[[For Chris]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;neurotypically hindered
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Lacking the proper mindset or intelligence to understand Chris' world building, just by being normal.

<blockquote>''Go ahead; that Is what happened that day, and they did not mind it much. To mock us makes you all Soo '''Neurotypically Hindered'''.''<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1203938198424035329</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris believes that the term "neurotypical" refers to having average brain function, rather than lacking any sort of [[Autism|autistic]] traits.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1207129697752141824</ref> He believes that if one only possesses average intelligence, it makes it impossible for them to fully accept his fantasy world, thus claiming it as a "hindrance".

</blockquote>

;neutral
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' platonic.

<blockquote>''I apologize, but I meant the term '''neutrally''', and I never meant anything from that.''<ref>[[LadyOfTheCosmo#Twitter]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''And One More thing, Darling!... Talluah Bankhead would be Insulted with your response to the term's '''neutral''' usage. Hmpf!'<ref>[[LadyOfTheCosmo#Twitter]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris believes words like "darling" and "dear", are gender neutral terms. Because of this, he assumes that if he claims that he used it in a "neutral" way, people will know he's not using the term in a romantic tone.

</blockquote>
<blockquote>2. ''(adjective)'' politically centrist or nonpartisan.

<blockquote>''He is a communist! And we do not like communists within this country! We are Republican, Democrat or ''' neutral'''... And I am '''neutral''', so I can go either way, but I do not exactly care much for communism!'<ref>[[Re-Calling Ahuvia]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;[[Niggo|niggo]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An African-American person.

<blockquote>''Chris: [sighs, raises his voice] BILLY MAYS IS THE NEW MAYER OF CWCVILLE!</blockquote>
<blockquote>''Max: Yeah, and also say that "Christian Chandler will be thrown in jail!" CWCville Jail.''</blockquote>
<blockquote>''Chris: And Christian Chandler will be thrown in CWCville Jail.''</blockquote>
<blockquote>''Max: "Where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers!" Say this one really loud.''</blockquote>
<blockquote>''Chris: Where he will be raped by a bunch of '''niggos'''.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Julie_Reveals_Herself</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A bastardization of the racial slur "nigger". This minced oath was used only once after [[BlueSpike]] persuaded Chris to say: "''BILLY MAYS is the new mayor of CWCville, and Christian Chandler will be thrown in CWCville jail, where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers''". Chris decided to repeat this phrase, but he also thought he could "outsmart" BlueSpike by replacing "niggers" with "niggos" in order to avoid saying the offending word directly. Ironically, a whole year after the incident, Chris referred to [[Surfshack Tito]] as a "nigger" [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|several]] [[Surfshack Tito E-mails|times]], despite not even knowing what he looks like.</blockquote>

;[[Nombie-zazis|nombie-zazis]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' zombie nazis

<blockquote>''Anyway, as for the medical study, and this will require your aid, Magi-Chan. In June of 2015, the scientists have found the gene-like molecule which makes a person turn...ugh..'''nombie-zazis'''.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Son10revp3.jpg</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Replacement for homosexuals and homosexuality in the revised [[Sonichu 10]].</blockquote>

;not-troll
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a victim of trolling.

<blockquote>''Consider who does more harassing, which do you block? <ref>[[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-278#post-2549629]]</ref>
<blockquote>
*Every Foul-Mouth Troll
*The '''Not-Troll''' they follow</blockquote>''</blockquote>

Origin: In Chris's mind, only two types of people exist on [[the Internet]], those who are trolls, and those who are victims of trolling. Because the person being trolled is supposedly '''not''' a troll, they are a "not-troll". Chris eventually deleted the aforementioned post, and reposted it, replacing "not-troll" with "victim" to clarify what he was referring to in the first place.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-279</ref></blockquote>

;[[Noviophobia|noviophobia]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' the fear that someone you want to date is already dating someone else.

<blockquote>''His one fault, that has restricted him from finding the Ms. Right, he had a major case of '''Noviophobia''', where he is afraid to even approach most ladies, because he thought that they were all already paired up with “A Jerk.”''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu%27s_News_Dash</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Because Chris was so frustrated with so many [[CWC-isms#J|jerks]] stealing his potential mates, Chris decided that his envy and hatred of men was a real phobia. Thus, overconfident in his ability to speak [[Spanish]], formed the word "noviophobia" by using the Spanish word ''novio'', meaning "boyfriend", and the English suffix, -phobia, meaning fear . </blockquote>
</blockquote>

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== O ==
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;[[OC]]
<blockquote>1. ''(abbreviation, noun)'' Original Creator. A god or deity, including [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|Chris himself]].

<blockquote>''I recall that there was a Mythos about me online: myself, Chris Chan, I; I was an '''OC''' in my own stories; was I Real in this “Reality” that is Dimension 1218? And then I was confirmed in late 2007 with that blurry photograph of me in a moment of great shock and stress.''<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(abbreviation, noun)'' Original Creation. A resident of a [[Reality Cartoon|cartoon dimension]]

<blockquote>''I am pleased to announce from this collab piece alone, we have ten Sonichu/Rosechu '''OCs''' confirmed for the OC Expansion Packs of our #TSSSF set of cards, and then some, as I’m also delegating with my other friends as well. This is going to be a massive and lovely OC party!''<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Short for ''original character'', a common term used by fanfiction authors for characters invented by themselves and used in their stories yet not present in the source material. Chris believes that fictional characters [[Chris and reality|really]] exist in other [[dimensions]], and under the [[Idea Guys]]' influence was convinced they are deserving of worship. Beginning with the Console Patron Units from ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'', he has since generalised this idea on his own.</blockquote>

;OH! MY AXELS! (or OW! MY AXELS!)
[[File:Axels2.jpg|thumb|right]]
<blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' Expression of pain in one's axles (the central shafts of rotating wheels or gears in a machine).

<blockquote>'''''OOOHHHHHH!!!! MY AXELS!!!!!'''''<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Written for [[Ghostbusters|Ghost Buggy]]'s cameo in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], based upon the character's tendency to complain about its aching mechanical components.</blockquote>

;OH, MY CHRIS CHAN!
[[File:CWC GoPony reaction.jpg|thumb|150px|right]]
<blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' Exclamation uttered by Chris during his phases of holding a [[messiah complex]] and [[role-play]]ing as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]].

<blockquote>''Why the Hell would you read that personal shit about [[Chris|Mama]] with [[Gal Pal E-mails 4#Chris fucks himself|the penis thing]]? '''[[CPU Blue Heart|Oh, My Chris Chan]]!'''''<ref>[[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Typed as a comment for the [[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]] episode involving an embarrassing email.</blockquote>

;old-fashioned<blockquote>
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Holding a belief that may be considered politically incorrect.

<blockquote>''But still, call me '''old-fashioned''' but, I'd rather be- I would not- I'd uh- I'd definitely wouldn't uh... NOT BLACK. Not black.''<ref>[[Mumble_4]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''My father is '''OLD FASHIONED'''; he NEVER gives thought to homos, and he HATES them too.''<ref>[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris seems to regard most traditional beliefs and rituals to be offensive to the general public.

2. ''(adjective)'' Dating back to the 1980s.

<blockquote>''Ah, you can tell this is an '''old-fashioned''' Lego set on account of this—the old-fashioned "LegoLand" on the corner.''<ref>[[Song of Christian]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris seems to believe anything that's been made more than 5 years ago is as old as dirt.

3. ''(adjective)'' Preferring real women over waifus.
<blockquote>''Nothing against waifus and the people who have them, but I Never Really understood the appeal and concept of making out a character from a show who is Dimensions Away from your own league to be any sort of a significant other to you. I’m more '''old-fashioned''' towards real women.''<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/954587249622077440</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Unknown. However, Chris seemed to use this word like this because he's aware it isn't considered customary to be sexually attached to fictional characters over real people.

</blockquote>

;ounce of vagina

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' Essentially Chris's way of saying "I'll at least lose my virginity at some point".

<blockquote>''And, as for you, Jason Kendrick Howell… as sure as I am to get at least one '''ounce of vagina''', I have your number, and you're going down!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Attention_All_Sonichu_Fans_(NOT_HATERS)</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Obviously confused when it comes to both euphemisms and basic units of measure, Chris has stated that he is sure to get "at least one ounce of vagina" within his lifetime.<ref>[[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)]]</ref> Which, after an encounter with a girl named [[Mia Hamm]], may be true...[[Virgin with rage|or not]].<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008]]</ref>
</blockquote>
;outercourse
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' the act of stimulating someone else's genitals.

<blockquote>''I understand. You may or may not have had much exposure to sexual images as I've had, so the idea of a "hand job" (which was the act drawn there) as part of '''outtercourse''''' [sic]'' (versus intercourse) was a surprise to you.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Megan_emails,_2008#Chris_thinks_she_was_scarred_because_she_doesn.27t_know_much_about_sex</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The word "outercourse" is actually another way to refer to dry humping.<ref>http://www.dictionary.com/browse/outercourse</ref> In Chris's mind however, outercourse simply refers to sex which involves touching each other genitals, because they happen outside of the body.</blockquote>

;overinexperienced
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Being overly inexperienced.

<blockquote>''My Body is sexually overinexperienced, and Starved.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/May_2020_social_media_posts</ref></blockquote>

Origin: It apparently didn't occur to Chris that sexual inexperience isn't the least bit comparative, at least not in the context where he intended to use this word.
</blockquote>

;overpowered (or OP)
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' A disproportionate amount of strength, which is worn as a badge of honor.

<blockquote>''If I was a neuro-typical mind, as opposed to '''overpowered''' psychic, I’d have gotten dizzy. ''<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A term normally meant to refer to imbalance in game mechanics. Chris adopted the term at some point during or after the [[Idea Guys]] saga as a way to brag about his nonexistent psychic abilities and ludicrously powerful fictional characters.</blockquote>

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== P ==
|-
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;parkay
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' an epic style of running

<blockquote>''Hello there, fans! It's Christian Chandler here, live at the downtown mall, where for the Sonichu franchise and city of CWCville, and everything like that, I'm gonna do a '''parkay''' from this point all the way down to the gara--parking garage where, at the end, we will get a nice view of the tent-style theater that's down there where events are held.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu%27s_Edge</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In the video [[Sonichu's Edge]], Chris calls his style of running "parkay". Chris confused his running as a form of parkour, an acrobatic sport typically used in the military as a means of practicing the navigation of a complex environment without the use of equipment. <ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkour</ref>. Given Chris's [[Speech Impediment]], the word "parkour" somehow came out as "parkay".
</blockquote>

;[[Parody|parody]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Any work that "borrows" characters, plots, or styles from other pieces of fiction, whether infringing International [[Copyright]] Law or otherwise.

<blockquote>''Any names, or persons, illustrated in any of the Sonichu Comics, except that of Christian Weston Chandler, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise '''parodic'''.''<ref>https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=File:Issue_8_Cover.jpg</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris's understanding of what constitutes as a parody most likely comes from his interest in shows like [[Family Guy]] and [[Excel Saga]], the former of which use copyrighted characters to make jokes around them, and the latter of which parodied various clichés found in anime. In his mind, because those shows can get away with using such characters and scenes, that gives him an excuse to do the same thing in his comics as long as he states it's being done as a "parody". Ironically, Whenever Chris spoted an actual parody, he thought that the characters from the original work were being defaced.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Parody#Chris_does_not_understand_the_concept_of_parody</ref></blockquote>

;peanut
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Someone who disregards you, or otherwise does not accept you for who you are.

<blockquote>''So you enjoy it, just do it—don't worry about other people's opi—pinions. Because, uh, compared to the other schools, those people who disregard you are just total '''peanuts'''. And I'm not talkin' Charlie Brown; I'm talkin' 'bout the little nuts after the shells. The real peanut gallery. That would be peanuts, wouldn't it?''<ref>[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Apparently derived from "[[Wikipedia:peanut gallery|peanut gallery]]," a term used to describe the hecklers in an vaudeville audience who would throw peanuts at a performer. Chris's own spin on this concept is to dismiss such hecklers as being insignificant like literal peanuts.
</blockquote>

;[[Pedofork|pedofork]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A pedophile.

<blockquote>''I am not a '''pedofork''', you DORKS!!!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC%27s_Second_Message</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Created as a half-assed attempt to make "pedophile" rhyme with dork. Coined in Chris's [[Madman Rising]] video, in response to the trolls who were comparing him to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbert_(Family_Guy_character)| Herbert the Pervert] from Family Guy.</blockquote>

;[[Pickle|pickle]]
[[File:Pickle Rick.jpg|right|thumb|Chris bought this back in 2018. The brine soaked irony!]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A penis, particularly one of [[JERKS|any man that isn't Chris]].

<blockquote>''Do me a favor, draw a VAGINA on my Rosechu, Rosechu IS A GIRL; SHE NEVER HAD A FREAKIN' '''PICKLE'''!!!!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Chrisreply3.PNG</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The word "pickle" is one of the few hundred slang words for the word "penis".<ref>https://web.stanford.edu/~eckert/PDF/PenisTesticlesSlang.pdf</ref> It is unknown why Chris prefers to refer to the penises of other men as "pickles", while he calls his own his "duck", but it may have to do with Chris's sexual insecurity and the fact that he legitimately hates actual pickles <ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mailbag_4#Why_Chris_hates_pickles</ref>, whereas Chris thinks he's special enough to have a cutesy name for his own penis.</blockquote>

;[[Pmurt]]

<blockquote>1. ''(proper noun)'' The 45th president of the United States: Donald Trump.

<blockquote>''EID '''PMURT''' EID!!!!!!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Eid,_Pmurt,_Eid</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Donald Trump's last name, but spelled backwards. In Chris's first usage of this CWC-ism, Chris mentioned how "Trump spelled backward is "Pmurt", which sounds like "hurt".<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2016_Facebook_posts#Registered_to_vote</ref>
Due to Chris's strong hatred for Trump, he frequently referred to Trump as Pmurt- believing that the spoken word of a backwards name has the power to degrade and weaken a person.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/U8C43P2A37A8_y_U8C1N023V0L</ref>. In Chris's eyes, if he repeated the word again and again, everyone would turn against Trump and start voting for [[Wikipedia:Hillary Clinton|Hillary]]. Unsurprisingly, Chris had no sway over the election aside from his own vote.
</blockquote>

;poke
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Marijuana.

<blockquote>''Anyway, eclectic! High on the hedge and high on the hog. You want some of this '''poke''', mon?<ref>[[CWC address to Royal Board]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Intended as a demonstration of what "Soni-Chew the Eclectic Heeedge Hog Poke Mon of London, England" would sound like. A coded reference to Pokémon.
</blockquote>

;[[Polyamorous marriage|polyamorous]]
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Polygamous.

<blockquote>''I go'' [sic] ''married to Magi-Chan Sonichu and Cryzel Rosechu last March, and then I married Sylvana Rosechu and Mewtwo last June. We all share a '''polyamorous''' relationship.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Miss_Cherry_asks_Chris_about_his_marriages.png</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An etymologically malformed neologism from the 1970's for having multiple romantic or sexual relations at once, misapplied by Chris. </blockquote>

;[[Prickly-Wicklies|prickly-wicklies]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Punishments given for insulting or harming Chris.

<blockquote>''War gets you '''prickly-wicklies'''... as well as punches.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/A_Warm_Fuzzy_Tale</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Refer to ''Fuzzy-Wuzzies''.

''See Also:'' [[CWC-isms#F|fuzzy-wuzzies]]

</blockquote>

;[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]
[[Image:PVCCitizens.jpg|thumb]]
<blockquote>1. ''(backronym)'' The headquarters of several Sonichu villains.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Origin: The name itself is a backronym of the college Chris attended, [[PVCC|the Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. After experiencing several mishaps throughout his college experience<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College#Kicked_out_of_English</ref><ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College#Kicked_out_of_college</ref>, the dean giving him the cold hard truth about why his [[Love Quest]] is doomed to fail became the straw that broke the camel's back, and Chris thought it would be a smart idea to deface the college afterward in his comics.</blockquote>

;prowldent
<blockquote>1. ''(???)'' Unknown.

<blockquote>There's no quote to cite this from, just a logo in which Chris gives the name "Prowldent Virginia Community College" to [[PVCC]].<ref>[[:File:ProwldentVCC.jpg]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Likely combining connotations of "prowl" and "dent" (either to leave an indentation or [[fangs|teeth]]).
</blockquote>

;Pu Tuhs!
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' Shut Up!

<blockquote>''SHE; my Ariel Starter was Female from the start, so '''Pu Tuhs!'''''<ref>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Favorite Pokemon]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: "Shut up" backwards. Because it is backwards, Chris thinks it is more debasing than the normal version of the phrase.
</blockquote>

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== Q ==
|-
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;q-sand
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' Short for quarter sandwich (i.e. a quarter of a sandwich).

<blockquote>
''So, mom ignored her and ate the '''q-sand''' in front of her.''<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 31]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Appeared in an [[Jackie E-mails 31|e-mail]] sent to [[Jackie]] dated August 5, 2011. Most likely unnecessarily used as a [[Sonic the Hedgehog|way past cool]] abbreviation.
</blockquote>

;quarters
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An office space; headquarters.

<blockquote>''Then that B-Dog ripped up my notes and all, dragged me to her '''quarters''' and talked down to me very RUDELY AND HOARSELY.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris%27s_Wikipedia_profile</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Whenever Chris says that he's being brought to someone's office, he always refers to it as their "quarters", as if he was being brought to some kind of evil hideout. This could be to add unnecessary dramatic effect to his stories.

2. ''(noun, pl.)'' coins, no matter their origin or worth.

<blockquote>''Uhh. I want a soda, but it takes only C '''quarters''' and I only have W quarters. Do you have any change?''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_9_Official_Videobook</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The first time this word was used like this was in [[Sonichu 9]], where it is revealed that [[CWCville]] issues its currency in the form of "C-quarters" and "W-quarters". According to this issue, 10 C-quarters, make up a single W-quarter, which ultimately defeats the whole concept of the "quarter" coin. Despite being a part of the United States, CWC-ville still issues this strange form of currency, along with US dollars. Because of this, Chris likely decided to refer to his currency as "quarters" so that it could technically count as US currency.</blockquote>

;quite
<blockquote>1. ''(exclamation)'' A fancy replacement of the word "right" or "correct".

<blockquote>''Arthur: Magi-Chan, it's because of his-- you know, he wants to help all of his friends, and with his ability to contact them all simultaenously at the same time, it's an amazing ability to have.</blockquote>

<blockquote>''Chris: '''Quite''', he is the psychic type, after all.''<ref>[[CatKnight Interview]'']</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(adverb)'' to the utmost or most absolute extent or degree; absolutely; completely.

<blockquote> ''Hm. Not enough to, uhh... Well, he knows quite-- he can see '''quite''' a bit far into the future, but although there are details of which you might not be able to see, a point or two.'' <ref>[[CatKnight Interview]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''For a hundred dollars? Th-that's, that's '''quite''', that's uh, it'd take more funds for me to, more funds than that for me to be able to acquire the material figures...''<ref>[[CatKnight Interview]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris infamously used this word, along with "indeed" ad nauseam in his interview with [[Arthur Spatchcock]], believing that doing so is essentially the same as speaking his language, British if you will.</blockquote>

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== R ==
|-
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;raincoat
<blockquote>1. (''noun'') a condom.

<blockquote>''You ARE the woman...we gotta stop by Wall-Mall-Wart on the way for a "'''raincoat'''".''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_7_Official_Videobook</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The term "raincoat" is actually an archaic slang for the word "condom".<ref>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/raincoat</ref> Given that Chris has been raised by two geezers his whole life, and that part of his childhood has consisted of [[Gilligan's Island|old TV shows]], Chris thought that people would understand what he meant when he states that his Mary Sues are having protected sex with a raincoat.</blockquote>

;[[Random-access humor|random-access humor]]
<blockquote>1. (''noun'') non-sequitur.

<blockquote>''Punchy grew up in a dojo, where he perfected his punches. He is also full of '''random-access humor'''. He lost his tail in a brutal fight.''<ref>https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComicP5.htm</ref></blockquote>

Origin: According to Chris, his brain is completely random, and it always spews out incoherent garbage. In his mind, this works in the same way a computer processes random-access memory.<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref>

</blockquote>

;rapier
[[File:ReldnahcTheRapier .jpg|thumb|Reldnahc the Rapier]]
<blockquote>
1. (''noun, attributive'') rapist, sexual assailant.

<blockquote>
''Now! My '''rapier''' friend, I would very much like you to get off me, please.''<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sonichu-12-pages-54-60.33547/</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris-Chan Sonichu calls [[Reldnahc_Notsew_Naitsirhc#Fictional_biography|Reldnahc Ha-Taque]] his "rapier friend" in [[Sonichu 12|Sonichu #12]] after Reldnahc tackles him to the ground in a suggestive pose and touches his chest, thus (in Chris's hyperbolic mind) "raping" him. As a double double entendre, he could also be using the externally attested definition, as an adjective meaning "witty",<ref>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/rapier#Adjective</ref> and metaphorically referring to a kind of thin, sharp-pointed sword. This is incredibly unlikely due to Chris's basic understanding of the English language, and he most likely didn't know "rapist" is the term for one who rapes, not raper or rapier.
</blockquote>

;reality cartoon

<blockquote>
1. (''noun'') The universe.

<blockquote>
''Life is a cartoon; we are all the characters of the larger; the cartoons we make are part of our own universe; we're all a '''reality cartoon'''.''<ref>August 2017 tweets#"Life is a cartoon"</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Since Chris's life revolves mainly around [[Vidya]] and cartoons, it would make sense to him that the most believable explanation for the universe and everything in it is that it's all a cartoon. Likely related to Chris's known belief that [[Chris_and_reality#Fictional_characters_and_media|all fiction actually exists in alternate universes]]. Chris' interactions with the [[Idea Guys]] made this idea seem even more plausible to him.
</blockquote>

;[[Recycling|recycling]]

<blockquote>1. (''verb'') the act of one ingesting their own semen to preserve their sperm count.

<blockquote> I '''recycle''' my own semen, because, uh, you know, yes I do masturbate.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Captain%27s_Log,_Stardate_April_28th,_2009</ref> </blockquote>

Origin: Chris, having very little knowledge of how the male reproductive system works, thinks that men can run out of sperm from masturbating or orgasming too much. Fearing the loss of "potential children", Chris actually thinks that by ingesting the sperm back into his body, his sperm count will stay in balance, thus, he is "recycling" it.

</blockquote>

;reeb
[[Image:4centgarbagereeb.jpg|thumb|Glug! Glug! Glug!]]

<blockquote>1. (''noun'') beer or any other alcoholic beverage of the like.

<blockquote>''Then he glugs his '''reeb''', heh-heh, and then he conks out.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_8_Official_Videobook</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris, thinking he's so clever, decided to censor any mention of the word "beer" in his comics, by spelling the word backward.</blockquote>

;Resident-Evil refrigerator

<blockquote>1. (''noun'') The refrigerator in the previous Chandler Household.

<blockquote>''Kitchen very much blocked off all over... with the '''Resident Evil refrigerator''' right there.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Tour_of_Chris%27s_House_II</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris refers to the fridge as the "Resident Evil" kind, because in Japan, the game ''Resident Evil'' is known as ''Biohazard''.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Tour_of_Chris%27s_House_II</ref><ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resident_Evil</ref> Considering the quality of the household, that name may very well fit the description of the fridge in the state it was in before filming the [[Tour of Chris's House II|Second House Tour]].</blockquote>

;[[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]]

<blockquote>1. (''noun'') The female counterpart of the [[Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon]].</blockquote>

<blockquote>Origin: Derived from the appropriately named first Rosechu of CWCville, [[Rosechu]]. The name of the species is a portmanteau of the last name of the ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' character, Amy Rose, and "Raichu", the evolved form of a Pikachu.</blockquote>

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== S ==
|-
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;[[saga]]
<blockquote>1 ''(noun)'' An ongoing event within Chris' life.

<blockquote>''A Sonichu Special: CWC's Love Quest '''Saga'''''</blockquote>

Origin: Chris was actually the first to use the term "saga" as Christorians know it today, using it as such when describing his Love Quest on the cover of [[Sonichu 4]]. It wasn't until the Miyamota Saga when the term was used by Christorians to describe ongoing events in Chris' life as we know it.</blockquote>

;salty
<blockquote>1 ''(adjective)'' showing more maturity or coarseness than is expected, especially knowledge of [[honest]] topics like [[Chris and sex|sex]].

<blockquote>''Ah, but I am not the weak person they think I am; I am much, much '''saltier'''!''<ref>[[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Based upon a line from "Bowling Girls", ninth episode of ''[[Excel Saga]]'': "But I'm not the sweet little girl I was a few minutes ago! I'm much, much saltier now!" "Salty" in this context derives from naval lingo, since the most experienced sailors would have greater exposure to both the saltwater seas and worldly experiences.
</blockquote>

;[[Scale of Respect|scale of respect]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's way of measuring his respect for other people.

<blockquote>''I'll consider knocking you and Susan up my '''Scale of Respect''' each by 2 points''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Scale_of_Respect</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris, like most other autistics, tends to view the world based on numerical values due to their lack of understanding of certain abstract concepts such as respect. Because of this, Chris made his very own numerical scale to decide on who should be respected, compared to who shouldn't.</blockquote>

;seinor
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Misspelling of senior.

<blockquote>''A cool Junior or '''Seinor'''-Year student, and follow their example on asking others out''<ref>[[CWC Blog]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An example of how the “i before e rule” escapes Chris.

</blockquote>

;self-epic
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' describing a situation which is epic, and at the same time related to Chris and his various clones.

<blockquote>''And I will square-off in the TRULY '''SELF-EPIC''' Battle between me, and my Dark Half.''<ref>[[An Important Update]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: [[Chris and his Ego|Self-explanatory]].</blockquote>
</blockquote>

;ship
[[File:Chillaxingcard.jpg|200px|thumb|An example of a "shipping".]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An act of two or more OCs interacting with or performing any given action towards one another, regardless of any romantic feelings.

<blockquote>''You must take a Pony card from the grid and reattach it elsewhere with this '''Ship'''. That card's power activates. At the end of the turn, until the Pony card attached with this '''Ship''' is discarded of removed from the grid, it gains the Keyword Villain.''<ref>[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:EpicOnlineBully.jpeg]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An abbreviation of the word "relationship". Chris learned the term from the card game ''[[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]]'', a My Little Pony fan game satirizing the popular internet trend of shipping. He used the game as another creative medium to sell items to fans, trolls, weens, and enablers.</blockquote>
</blockquote>

;shitful
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' hurtful; defamitory.

<blockquote>''And this is the last time I will ever say anything in response to your '''shitful''' and hurtful comments and hatred for Hate's Sake!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2014_Facebook_Posts</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Shitful is a vulgar slang word, synonymous with words like "boat-load" or "truck-load". Chris may have seen the "shit" part of this word and assumed that it was a more profane version of "hateful". Disregarding its actual meaning, the word to Chris is used for situations that seem "shitty" to him.</blockquote>

;[[SLGBTQ]]

<blockquote>1. ''(acronym)'' an extended acronym for LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender) which includes "straights" and "questioning people".

<blockquote>''Considering your logo there, Texas will be feeling more love from the '''SLGBTQ''' community; give us props and Love, Lone Star State.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2017_tweets#Hurricane_Harvey_and_SLGBT</ref></blockquote>

Origin: When Chris first used this acronym, he didn't explain what groups the "S" or "Q" were supposed to represent, making plenty of people confused. Eventually, Chris revealed that the "S" represents '''s'''traight and cis-gender people, while "Q" represents "'''q'''ueers" or "'''q'''uestioning people". Chris believes that if he included straight people into LGBT, then those particular people would feel more invited to join into the community. Considering the fact that gay people are minorities, adding the "S" to LGBT only defeats the entire purpose of identifying people as LGBT in the first place.</blockquote>

;[[Slow-in-the-minds|slow-in-the-mind]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a mentally handicapped person

<blockquote>''And finally, after a hard "odd" day, he rides home on a bus, but unfortunately, it had a few "'''slow-in-the-minds'''" on it.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/A_Week_With_Christian_Chandler></ref></blockquote>

Origin: While the exact origin of the term is unknown, slow-in-the-minds was first used by Chris in a high school assignment.<ref>[[Manchester High Leaks#Help This Unborn Child]]</ref> "Slow-in-the-minds" works as a stand in for the less-socially-acceptable "retard", so it's possible that Chris created this CWC-ism in order to self-censor.

</blockquote>

;slow-minded

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' mentally retarded

<blockquote>''As for what had happened during PVCC, in a nutshell; about Mid-Summer, 2003, I've realize upon revolation that I needed a girl friend to make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up, so with a sign (which I've later realized that it made me look '''slow-minded'''; the "R" Word), I've started my Enduring Love Quest.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_emails_2007#February</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''OK, I can definitely name you a few reasons, like there was this one [stutters] …there was this one '''slow-minded''' individual named Tony. He was like as big as-he was as big and strong as an ox. He just kept on making all the moanings and noises and whatnot, and he sometimes even-even-a couple of times he even spat on me, and he even bopped me on the back of the head once or twice during the whole-during the whole time I knew him there.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Kacey_Call_9</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(adjective)'' stupid, but not quite retarded

<blockquote> ''I'll admit I have had some '''slow-minded''' moments. But I am certainly not totally retarded.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Father_Call#Crossing_the_Na.C3.AFve_Line_.281:46:21-1:52:36.29</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;SNERGEN FLERGEN!!!
[[Image:SNERGEN FLERGEN!.PNG|thumb|200px]]
<blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' A phrase one may shout out when asked for attendance.

<blockquote>'''''SNERGEN FLERGEN!!!'''''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SchuComic9P6.jpg</ref>
''-What?''

''Uh...here!''
</blockquote>

Origin: An obvious example of Chris's [[CWC-isms#R|random-access humor]]. This weird phrase appeared in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], when the cast was asked for their attendance during a [[CWC-isms#D|Dating Education]] class. When [[Wild Sonichu]] was asked for his attendance, he blurted out this phrase as Chris's many attempts to be funny in his comics. Given Chris's childish sense of humor, it would make a whole lot of sense for him to include a character randomly blurt out a nonsensical phrase out of nowhere.</blockquote>

;snooze cruise
<blockquote>1. a long period of slumber

<blockquote> ''Next, he had Trigonometry...I'd hate to be Christian when his nerves kicked into action after waking up from a "notey" '''snooze cruise''', but I was.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/A_Week_With_Christian_Chandler</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Assuming everyone's played [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]] by the time he wrote this report, Chris used this cheesy one-liner from the game in his school report, [[A Week With Christian Chandler]]

</blockquote>

;somecummpentydifferent
<blockquote>1. ''(Phrase)'' Used to announce a change in subject.

<blockquote>''Anyway and now for somecummpentydifferent stay tuned for '''somecummpentydifferent''' — a bunch of good pushups!''<ref>[[Getting Foam Ed]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(Phrase)'' Used to announce use of [[random-access humor]].

<blockquote>''And now for '''somecummpentydifferent'''. BUUUUNG! And now it's Monty Python's flying elephants. Du tu du tu du tu du. Du tu du tu du tu du. Johan, why is people running away? I don't know, Greeg, why is people running away.''<ref>[[CWCFlyingElephants]]. Note this is the very first thing he says, so there's nothing to be completely different ''from''.</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris is trying to say "And now for something completely different" like John Cleese does on [[Monty Python]]. Suffice to say Cleese's ability to say three multisyllabic words in rapid succession exceeds that of Chris.</blockquote>

;[[Tobacky|somkey]]
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' The quality of having smoked recreationally, be it tobacco, marijuana, or some other substance.

<blockquote>''Thank our mayor, Mr. Christian Weston Chandler that CWCville is a clean city; nobody has to go home drunk or '''somkey'''!''<ref>[[Sonichu 8]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A simple corruption of the word 'Smokey', used by [[Jamsta Sonichu]] and [[Lolisa Rosechu]] during their report on [[Sonichu 8#Spring Break, 2008!|Spring Break, 2008!]].
</blockquote>

;[[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]]
<blockquote>1. (noun) The male counterpart of the Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Origin: Derived from the appropriately named first Sonichu of CWCville, Sonichu. The name of the species is a portmanteau of the name of the titular character of ''Sonic the Hedgehog'', Sonic, and "Pikachu".</blockquote>

;soo
<blockquote>1. ''(adverb)'' Very, Very much.

<blockquote>''Dear Blanca, I am '''soo''' happy that you were revealed as my True, Honest Sweetheart-To-Be''<ref>[[Chris's Letter to Blanca]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In writing, Chris often adds extra o's to the word "so" to prolong the "o" sound and show added emphasis. This has the (unintentional?) effect of mimicking the speech patterns of a Valley Girl or an effeminate homosexual. However, where most people would add two or more o's, (e.g., "I love you sooo much!"), Chris frequently only adds one, resulting in "soo," which makes the word look like it's supposed to be pronounced "sue".

This may originate from pamphlets published by [http://www.channing-bete.com/ Channing Bete], [[Autism|short and uninformative]] self-help pamphlets often handed out at churches, the last page of which often feature a summary headlined by "Soo…" Given his distrust of help from anyone other than [[Rocky]], it is not entirely impossible that Chris has read Channing Bete pamphlets occasionally.

This is one of many recurring jokes in the [[Sonichu Audiobooks]] in which the narrator pronounces words like "soo" as they are literally spelled, instead of how Chris intended them to be read.
</blockquote>

;soup beds
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Homeless shelter with beds

<blockquote>'' I mean, we have soup kitchens and we have '''soup beds'''. We should really combine the two into SOUP HOTELS!''<ref>[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris tries to distill his "soup hotel" idea into its two components, but he mangles one of them by retaining the "soup" prefix.
</blockquote>

;sourdough region
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The crotch area

<blockquote>''Its weak point is still the '''sourdough region''', but it would take FIVE KICKS to get to it''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_4_Official_Videobook</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In his Sonichu comics, Chris has decided to make the main weakness of the jerkops their crotch. The weakest of the jerkops take only one kick to be taken down, while higher-ranking jerkops, such as [[Jerkhief]] take five. The reason why Chris refers to this spot as the "sourdough region" is unknown, but most of his other CWC-isms already tend to sound so nonsensical to begin with, it barely even matters.</blockquote>

;spike on one's shoulder
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' refers to the act of holding grievances towards someone.

<blockquote>''There was a whole bunch of misunderstandings between me and my employer, and he had a '''spike on his shoulder''' against me.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Father_Call</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A confusion with the phrase "chip on one's shoulder".</blockquote>

;spot
<blockquote> 1. ''(noun)'' A small amount.

<blockquote>''the recent 43.98 purchase was actually a ''spot'' of Wheeling and Dealing I did; I actually spent less to make a profit.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jackie_E-mails_15</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris likes to retardedly incorporate British English into his sentences when he has the chance, possibly to sound more classy than he actually is. The phrase "A spot of X" is a British English idiom referring to a small amount of something.</blockquote>

;sticky dream
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A wet dream

<blockquote>''After falling back asleep Chris had a "'''sticky dream'''."''<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris claims that a "wet dream" actually refers to wetting one's bed as opposed to nocturnal emission.
</blockquote>

;straight path
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The quality of being heterosexual

<blockquote>''And, besides, if you stray away from the '''straight path''', it can really jeopardize the entire future of the world and the human race.<ref>[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]''</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Before the [[Tomgirl Saga]], Chris had an intense fear of "falling off the straight path". When he states this, he is essentially referring to being on the path to straightness, in the same way a normal person would refer to someone being on the path to success. Chris also had this unrealistic idea that being in contact with gay men would suddenly make him gay too, which would therefore make him fall off the path. Possibly also an allusion to the phrase "straight and narrow" and/or the Biblical passage Matthew 7:14: "Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it."</blockquote>

</blockquote>
;[[Sub-Episodes|sub-episode]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The side stories in the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] comics.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Origin: A result of Chris' use of [[Chris and English#Television jargon|television jargon]] in his comics.</blockquote>

;sumbah
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Minced oath for "son of a bitch."

<blockquote>''Yo, Christian, thanks for saving my sister from that crazy '''sumbah'''''<ref>[[Sonichu Special 4]], page K-4</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Probably based upon "sumbitch."
</blockquote>

;[[Sweetbolt|sweetbolt]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A pet name used by [[CWC-isms#E|Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]].

<blockquote>''Ahh..that salad was great! What's wrong '''sweetbolt'''?''<ref>https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComicP11.htm</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' A sweetheart.

<blockquote>''I understand, and I will NEVER put it against you. Yes, as your '''SweetBolt'''. :)?''<ref>https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComicP11.htm</ref></blockquote>

Origin: When Chris first worked on his Sonichu comics, he tried to incorporate as many references to electricity as he can, in order to match with the Pikachu part of the titular character. A portmanteau of the CWC-ism "sweetheart" and "bolt".
</blockquote>

;[[Sweetheart|sweetheart]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A potential lover.

<blockquote>''Oh, gee, I'm sorry Bionic, but back then I was na- I was naive on dating and all that, so I just didn't think of it at the time. But if you a '''sweetheart''', Meg has created quite a few foxy characters. If she's cool with it, you could go out with one of them.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_6_Official_Videobook</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Another cutesy pet name given to candidates of his Love Quest.</blockquote>

;[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|sweetheart from the ground-up]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An ideal sweetheart beyond the friend zone.

<blockquote>''For days to weeks to months to years, I Felt So Lonesome and Incomplete. But I didn't STOP! In the name of Love, and the fact that there had to be a Boyfriend-Free Girl out there, somewhere, for me to get to know, grow a strong companionship with and make into a '''Sweetheart from the Ground-Up''', so in later years, after the inevitability of my parents leaving me, I WON'T BE ALONE. And I can eventually realize my dream of being a good husband, and father of a pretty girl named Crystal.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Story_of_My_Current_Days</ref></blockquote>

Origin: As stated, Chris intended to use this weird phrase to indicate that he wants an ideal gal-pal well beyond the friend zone. Chris thought this phrase sounded so clever, that he used it constantly.</blockquote>
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== T ==
|-
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;teenages

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The 13-19 age group; teenage years.

<blockquote>''Ahem... hello, ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, and dudes of all '''teenages''', as well as the, uh, gals.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler%27s_FUTURE_MESSAGE</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In Chris's [[Future Message]], he attempts to talk down to just about every age group. In order to do this, he starts his video off with the quote above. Chris clearly couldn't think of a way to refer to teenagers, so he decided to refer to such people by "teenages". A butchering of "people of all ages".</blockquote>

;teir
[[File:Teir.png|thumb|200|Chris spelling tier wrong.]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Misspelling of tier.

<blockquote>''$1 '''Teir'''''<ref>[[Patreon]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Yet another example of how Chris is unaware of “i before e”. In a June 2019 update, he managed to spell tier wrong throughout multiple descriptions, despite the correctly-spelled word being visible right on the page.</blockquote>

;telekinesis

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Telepathy, i.e. communication through long distances, usually via psychic or supernatural means.

<blockquote>''I’ve been communicating with her through '''telekinesis''', and she sounded very lonesome.''<ref>[[Silvana]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Whereas tele'''kine'''sis means ''moving'' objects from a distance with psychic powers (c.f. ''[[wikipedia:kinetic energy|kinetic]]''), Chris has never used the term properly. [[Magi-Chan|Psychic]] [[Silvana|characters]] in the [[comic]] have both powers of telekinesis and telepathy, but Chris has only used the former to refer to both.
</blockquote>

;theoretical ex

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' One of the trolls who posed as a potential love interest for Chris during the classic period of trolling, between 2008 and 2011; a catfish, generally-speaking.

<blockquote>''Yeah, it’s like, you know, even when I try to make a new relationship, uh, especially among the '''theoretical rex-, exes''' I had, I still could not tell which was which…''<ref>[[Catie Date Conversation Transcript#Chris's history with the trolls]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris started calling the trolls who pretended to be his girlfriends during the classic era "theoretical exes" around the time of his date with [[Catherine|Catie]]. When pressed by Cousin Al as to what he meant, he cited that people may not always be who they say they are on the Internet.
</blockquote>

;This Viral Event

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The worldwide Coronavirus ([[COVID-19]], SARS-CoV-2) outbreak in early [[2020]], which began in [[China]] on New Year's Eve [[2019]] and has since become the most severe pandemic since the Spanish flu of 1918. Regarded by Chris as a trivial excuse to cancel a perfectly good ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention.

<blockquote>''The Bottom Line is that '''This Viral Event''' is actually a better step in our own developments and evolution, as well as a deity-level test to sort out the weak from the moderate and strong of mental and soulful intervals, and nothing else.<ref>[[March 2020 social media posts#Chris finally weighs in on the coronavirus pandemic]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris's [[Chris and religion|theodicy]] assigns any misfortune in the world to the Dimensional Merge. As the disease's spread has caused many governments to forbid large gatherings as a sanitary measure, it has become a [[Chris and His Ego|personal inconvenience to Chris]]. He believes that the pandemic will soon be stopped by [[OC|fictional characters]]' efforts,<ref>[March 2020 social media posts#COVID-19 a sign of dimensional merge]</ref> making it nothing but a transient event.</blockquote>

;[[Tobacky|tobacky]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' tobacco or tobacco products

<blockquote>''If I could, I would take every last ounce of '''tobacky''', put 'em on a rocket, and shoot 'em up to the Moon.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler%27s_FUTURE_MESSAGE</ref></blockquote>

Origin: American English slang, used by Chandlers since 1856,<ref>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tobacky#English</ref> and for [[random access humor]] since 1928.<ref>[http://www.uwosh.edu/home_pages/faculty_staff/earns/song.html Back in Nagasaki Where the Fellers Chew Tobaccy]</ref> Chris hates the act of smoking cigarettes so much that even uttering the word "tobacco" makes him feel uncomfortable, so Chris uses this as a retarded [[wikipedia:minced oath|minced oath]].<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica</ref></blockquote>

;tom-tom
[[File:Duck Pounding Some Tom-Tom.jpeg|thumb|A duck pounding some tom-tom real hard]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' female genitalia.

<blockquote>''MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR '''TOM-TOM''' TO POUND!!!!!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Taken from the short Adult Swim music video, ''Pound my Tom-Tom'', which served as the intro to the cartoon, ''Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil''.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1DVoH0Njow</ref> Considering Chris barely understands anything adult, the fact that this was meant to be a bad euphemism, which the character, Lucy, used to avoid directly mentioning her vagina, flew over his head.</blockquote>

;[[Tomgirl Pictures|tomgirl]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A male who is into girly stuff; apparently, in Chris's mind, this goes all the way to [[Tomgirl Pictures|make-up and crossdressing]].

<blockquote>''I am '''Tomgirl'''.''<ref>[[:File:I_am_tomgirl.jpg|PSN comment as of 6 April 2011]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: analogous to "tomboy", i.e. a girl who likes boy-stuff.

</blockquote>

;too many crooks

<blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' Expression of dissatisfaction with an overabundance of evildoers.

<blockquote>''Well, call it--this was "too many crooks." '''Too many crooks!''' Too many crooks! And that ED page is one of those crooks.''<ref>[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Based upon the idiom, "too many cooks spoil the broth," although that idiom means something, whereas this is just an incomplete sentence.
</blockquote>

;triage

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' ménage à trois; a romantic relationship between three people.

<blockquote>''Magi-Chan Sonichu, Silvana Rosechu & Mewtwo / A Loving '''Triage'''''<ref>[[January 2018 Facebook posts‎‎#Mewtwo and Magi-Chan married]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A corruption or misspelling of "triad", possibly influenced by the ending of "ménage". "[[wikipedia:Triage|Triage]]" is a real word with a completely different meaning and unrelated etymology.
</blockquote>

;trollin' stupid

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Very stupid, in a manner pertaining to trolling.

<blockquote>''Because that's what you deserve, you God damn womanizing raping... '''trollin' stupid''' pickle suited... nigger!''<ref>[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris seems to have coined this phrase for his [[CWC "Boyfriend"|"Boyfriend"]] lyrics with "trollin'" serving as an intensifier along the lines of "fucking."
</blockquote>
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== U ==
|-
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;ugly growth

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase used by Chris to refer to his own penis negatively.

<blockquote>''"Did I not just tell you I am Seven Inches Long?! It is soo long, that I am literally able to stretch it Under my taint, and tuck it between my own ass cheeks, beyond my ass hole. With help, I can literally even shove the head of the '''Ugly Growth''' Up Mine!"''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Colin_Chat_2</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;[[Un-clit|un-clit]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A piercing Chris got on his perrinium as an immitation clitoris.

<blockquote>''It is a short, steel straight piece with steel spheres, of which I refer to them as my '''un-clit'''.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Un-clit</ref></blockquote>

Origin: During his Tomgirl years, Chris was, and still is, very desperate to gain female body traits such as bigger breasts, wider hips, a fully functioning vagina, etc. In order to get a part of the work done, Chris got a piercing on his taint as a sort of pseudo-clitoris, showing more of Chris's limited knowledge of female anatomy. </blockquote>

;uncouth
[[File:Uncouth Twat.png|thumb|Most uncouth!]]
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' unlikeable, lacking good manners.

<blockquote>''And, by the way, among which, You give the Males a Most Terrible and Horrible Name in your behavior. Most '''Uncouth'''.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Colin_Chat_1</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''Trump is most Immature, '''Uncouth''', and Not Valid to be president.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Misc_E-mails#Anti-Pmurt</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I felt it appropriate to change my profile photo back to the filtered one for what happened in France the while back with due respect of the continuing of Trump's most drastic and '''uncouth''' actions in office.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/January_2017_Facebook_Posts</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''You, sir, are '''Uncouth'''.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/2017_tweets#Trump.2C_you_mocked_the_mentally-challenged</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''All of you are nothing but immature, borish, '''uncouth''', and damned Neanderthals.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonic_Boom_Protests#Chris_Rages_On</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''Not Sexual Fantasy; Friendships, You '''Uncouth''' Cad. Hmpf!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_tweets#Unleashing_his_inner_Brit</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''And as it Had been My fault on that #NationalGirlfriendTweet that started the whole mess, that was Why I chose whole-heartedly to Harass Me instead of Doopie or Anyone Else who was being harassed with the mis-content from Years Ago from me taken Out Of Context, Mind you, because Harassing Anyone at Anyone else’s Expense is Just Plain Wrong, Bullying, and '''Uncouth'''!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_tweets</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote> ''And it was ignored by you that Talulah Bankhead coined the term for Tabitha, you '''Uncouth''' Twat.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_tweets#Tabitha_addresses_CWC_flame_war</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I agree it is shameful of these people to have accounts just to haze at me and all others, Soo '''uncouth'''.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/NightStar2891_tweets#Twitter_spam_for_Tabitha</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I miss Jessica. You Trolls Scared Her Off by either Hacking or Reporting her Facebook. You '''Uncouth''' Cads!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jessica_Quinn</ref></blockquote>

Origin: As demonstrated, Chris uses this word way more than any 21st-century [[American]] would. It is often speculated that Chris picked up this word from an ''MLP'' episode, where Applebloom and Applejack are talking about what the word "uncouth" means.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-SrQ-Oz1k4</ref> Seeing how this conversation alone is somehow a staple in the Brony subculture, and how Chris is one of those many Bronies who sees more [[Night_Star#Chris_spills_the_beans|meaning]] in the show than it actually possesses, Chris picked up this term due to how foreign and smart it sounded to him.

Chris is also notorious for his use of British English whenever he tries to make it seem he knows what he's talking about. So it is also fairly likely Chris may have adapted this word solely because he thinks British English words will make him sound smarter.
</blockquote>

;UNGA-WUNGA!!!
<blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' A sexual chant from the [[Cherokian Clan]].
<blockquote>''There is no quote to directly cite the use of this CWC-ism. This CWC-ism was used in one of Chris' art pieces appropriately named "UNGA-WUNGA"''</blockquote>
Origin: Comes from a horrifying art piece Chris drew of himself banging [[Jackie]] against a tree while a group of Cherokians masturbate to their orgy.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Unga_Wunga_Time.jpg</ref> As for the questionably racist phrase itself, Chris simply stated that it was "just a random phrase I randomly picked for the natives to chant as they jerked off."<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jackie_E-mails_11</ref></blockquote>

;unto
<blockquote>1. ''(preposition)'' Archaic or poetic form of the word "to".

<blockquote>''Now that it has been made fully clear to me, I am now able to devote myself fully '''unto''' you, Julie.''<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 7]]</ref></blockquote>
<blockquote>''I am very devastated, due to my SHATTERED HEART that [[Mary Lee Walsh|XXXXX]] caused '''unto''' me!''</blockquote>

Origin: Another one of Chris's autistic ways of sounding smart, possibly in imitation of the Bible. (c.f. ''[[Chris and hypocrisy|Do unto others...]]''). Chris uses this form more frequently than most English speakers of the 21st century should, even when it sounds unwieldy.
</blockquote>
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== V ==
|-
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;vaginatables

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' female genitalia

<blockquote>''There is no quote to cite the use of this CWC-ism. Chris used this CWC-ism in an e-mail address "ILuvVaginatables@aol.com".'</blockquote>

Origin: A strange hybrid of the words "vagina" and "vegetables", purely for Random-Access Humor.</blockquote>

;vege-marmite

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Vegemite

<blockquote>''Certainly not a '''vege-marmite''' sanwich. Lol''<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-372</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A retarded pun made by Chris to state his distaste for veggie marmite. Coincidentally, vegemite is essentially marmite, yeast extract from brewing beer turned into a pungent, salty paste, with vegetables and spices added in.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegemite</ref></blockquote>

;vestite

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A transvestite person.

<blockquote>''"That is the difference between Trans Gender and '''Vestites'''; ID as the other sex, and dressing like it, respectively"''<ref>[[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-335#post-2635076]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In the above post, Chris intended to write the words "transgender" and "transvestite" in the same sentence without duplicating the trans suffix. He did so by adding a space between the prefix and the respective endings. It is worth mentioning that "Vestite" is a word in Latin, and simply refers to being clothed, without any connotations regarding cross-dressing.</blockquote>

;[[Virgin with Rage|virgin with rage]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An individual who is sexually frustrated

<blockquote>''Tell me why
I'm stuck as a '''virgin with rage'''!
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my age!
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/So_Need_a_Cute_Girl</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Even after allegedly having sex with [[Mia Hamm]], the idea of being a virgin and not having a sweetheart upset Chris. He would throw tantrums after losing a potential sweetheart, and thus missing out on an opportunity to lose his virginity.</blockquote>

;[[Virginia is for Virgins|Virginia is for virgins]]

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase that pushes the idea that the citizens of Virginia won't allow Chris to get a girlfriend solely due to his autism.

<blockquote>"'''VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS''', NOT LOVERS!"<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Story_of_My_Current_Days
</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An intentional butchering of the phrase "Virginia is for Lovers". His belief that the state of Virginia is behind some kind of conspiracy to prevent him from finding true love has started since attending [[PVCC]]. While there, Chris has gotten himself putting up Attraction Signs, loitering with said signs on campus, and even creating a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter series]] in order to attract potential sweethearts. Seeing how all of this violated the school's rules and policies, he was sent directly to the [[Mary Lee Walsh|Dean]] in order for her to straighten him out.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Virginia_is_for_Virgins#Origins</ref> Of course, Chris took this to be another instance of him being discriminated, solely for being autistic. This, coupled with the fact that he's already failed on several occasions to actually get to date any of his his female friends in high school, reinforced this belief. </blockquote>

;VOTES FOR WOMEN!
[[Image:Ss03.jpg|thumb|Mrs. Banks, wearing the "Votes for Women" sash that Chris so blatantly misinterpreted.]]
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase shouted in protest of pictures depicting women with penises.

<blockquote>'''''VOTES FOR WOMEN''', STEP IN TIME! VOTES FOR WOMEN, STEP IN TIME! NEVER NEED A REASON, NEVER NEED A RHYME, VOTES FOR WOMEN, STEP IN TIME!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SchuComic8P52.jpg</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Taken from a sash Mrs. Banks, a character from Mary Poppins, had worn. Chris clearly took this banner to simply refer to any kind of mistreatment towards women, rather than the fairly obvious implication that she's actually fighting for the right to vote.</blockquote>

<blockquote>''See Also'': [[CWC-isms#W|Women's Rights]]
</blockquote>

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== W ==
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;Walter Grisby
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A man's name often employed in acts of random-access humor.

<blockquote>''"Is this '''Walter Grisby'''? Who threw a frisbee? Well you know what? DAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!"''<ref>[[Random-access humor]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' The retconned name of the character formerly known as [[Wes Iseli]].

Origin: Unknown; thought by some to be a reference to the Cartoon Network show ''Ed, Edd n Eddy''. A character in the PC game ''The Sims 3'' goes by the name of Walter Grisby, but the game's release post-dates Chris's first uses of the term by some years.
</blockquote>

; Warroir of Love
[[Image:WarriorOfLove.jpg|thumb|300px|History's greatest warroirs.]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' an advocate for spreading love and peace.

<blockquote>''"People! You do not understand! By Not blocking the Trolls, you are Promoting Hatred; They don't always side with Love. I Am '''Warroir of Love'''."''<ref>[[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/902236285389111297]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Misspelling of the word "warrior". Chris considers himself a "warrior of love" because he believes that he is the [[Chris and kindness|voice of kindness]]. Most likely derived from the derogatory term "Social Justice Warrior", a term used for individuals who advocate for social justice and equality.
</blockquote>

; water on the rocks
[[File:Water and Dasani.jpeg|thumb|200px|Literally a drink on the rocks.]]
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' water poured over Chris's [[magic stones]] for drinking.

<blockquote>''#DrinkWater; Filtered or Bottled, preferred; Quartz, Rose Quartz, or Amethyst optional to enjoy it '''on the rocks''' (held in place with aluminum wire).''<ref>[[March 2020 social media posts#watch anime to kill coronavirus]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''staying hydrated with more than 101.4 ounces of filtered '''water on the rocks''' within a #Glacce bottle''<ref>[[January 2021 social media posts#GFuel and meditation]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In accordance with his [[Magical thinking|New Age]] beliefs, Chris purchased a Glacce water bottle for $80+, which features a crystal display set inside. He later placed one of his [[magic stones]] into it, crudely held in by aluminum wire, and refers to drinking from the bottle as "water on the rocks."
</blockquote>

;well-breasted
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Having large breasts.

<blockquote>''And her image dawned upon me in my imagination, starting out as the '''well-breasted''' pink electric-hedgehog (Pok'emon) with the long Raichu-like tail, I drew her outfit onto her in red and Battery-Charged Blue.''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Rosechu|CWCipedia article on Rosechu}}</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Confusion between "well-endowed" and "large-breasted".
</blockquote>

;Woahly
<blockquote> 1. ''(interjection)'' Expression indicating surprise.
<blockquote>'' Who is it Rosey? The Stew's almost ready and I... '''Woahly'''..!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p11.png</ref>
</blockquote>
Origin: Portmanteau of "woah" and "holy... (as in the beginning of saying holy shit)," found in [[Sonichu 15]].
</blockquote>

;woman up
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' The female equivalent of manning up.

<blockquote>''Fellow autistic people! I encourage you to man and '''woman up''' [Subtitle: "It is Socializing In Real Life or Dust!"] respectively! Go out into the real world, and make real friends with full, great quality friendships! Do it now!''</blockquote>

Origin: Used in the second part of Chris’s Autism Tutorial, where he insultingly attempts to rally up all autistic people (regardless of their functionality) to form proper friendships, all while missing the point of “manning up”.
</blockquote>

;[[Women's rights]] (or Women's Lib)
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' Any kind of behavior towards women that does not involve abusing them physically or mentally.

<blockquote>''Christian Weston Chandler, A Man For The Women, For the '''Women's Rights''', For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Other_documents</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' The right for women to not be depicted with a [[CWC-isms#P|pickle]].

<blockquote>''FOR OUR '''RIGHTS AS WOMEN''' AMONG ALL PEOPLE, I WILL OVERPOWER THOSE SLANDEROUS JERKS!!!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SchuComic8P58.jpg</ref></blockquote>

3. ''(noun)'' The act of women protesting by stripping down naked.

<blockquote>''Well, once we get our centerfolds shot and uploaded, hopefully those bastards will see and admire our beautiful lights.''</blockquote>

<blockquote>''Yeah, and if nothing else, we can still have a lot of fun trying.''</blockquote>

<blockquote>''With our lord's support in our peaceful protest, we can win this fight.''</blockquote>

<blockquote>''Victory for '''Women's Lib'''''.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SchuComic8P51.jpg</ref>
</blockquote>

Origin: Chris's understanding of sexism is botched up beyond belief. His zeal towards the rights of women is believed to have originated from watching the 1964 Disney film, Mary Poppins. He was particularly influenced by Mrs. Banks, who has expressed distaste for unequal treatment for women in 1910 London. As to be expected, Chris missed the point of this part of her character, and instead used this in order to justify his treatment towards the women he meets. Chris also believed that the term "sexism" only applies to forms of violence against women, and not necessarily representing in a condescending manner.

</blockquote>

;wooden nickel
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Acoustic guitar.

<blockquote>''I got the idea of the challenge from him COPYING me playing Boston's "More Than A Feeling" on Guitar Hero on his old '''Wooden Nickel'''; if he wants to copy on Guitar, he may as well be challenged in a Sing-Off.''<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 3]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In real life, a wooden nickel is a now defunct form of currency used during the Great Depression. His use probably refers to the phrase "don't take any wooden nickels" - that is, he is calling the acoustic guitar a semi-worthless imitation of his Guitar Hero controller.
</blockquote>

;worse
<blockquote>1. ''(adverb)'' Severely; extremely, in an adverse manner

<blockquote>''IMHO, having Seinor Citizens for Parents throughout your whole life is no picnic; they are '''WORSE''' Overprotective.''<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>
|-
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;wrath
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Great [[Chris and anger|anger]] or rage. Considered one of the [[Chris and religion|Seven Deadly Sins]].

<blockquote>''Apparently, my, uh, heed of warning towards Vivian has gone unheard or otherwise SHE DID NOT REALIZE THE FURY OF MY '''WRATH'''''<ref>[[Sign Destruction Video]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' Strength sufficient to lift an office chair.

<blockquote>''I HAAAVE THE POWEEERRRR!!! FEEL MY '''WRATH'''!!''<ref>[[Power]]</ref></blockquote>
</blockquote>
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==X==
|-
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;X2-checking
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' Double Checking
<blockquote>''Just '''X2-checking''' if you got the drawing I left you.''<ref>[[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-8-11-2017-chris-spotted-at-bronycon.33187/page-35#post-2511049]]</ref></blockquote>
Origin: Comes from x2 meaning times two, which means double to Chris.

</blockquote>
;XXXXX
<blockquote>1. ''(noun, censorship)'' censorship of the word "bitch"
<blockquote>''Mary Lee Walsh made it illegal to distribute the News Dash; I AM VERY ANGRY AT THAT '''XXXXX'''!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC%27s_Diary</ref></blockquote>
Origin: Chris's only instance of this peculiar censorship is in his [[diary]]. In it, Chris repeatedly refers to [[Mary Lee Walsh]] as an "XXXXX", clearly as a censorship of the word "bitch". Why Chris chose to replace all of the letters in the word with the capital letter "X", instead of using asterisks remains a mystery.</blockquote>

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== Y ==
|-
|
;y'all
|-
|<blockquote>1. ''(pronoun)'' indicating second person plural.

<blockquote>''"'''Y'all''' are free to stay here in one or so of their bedrooms for free, and y'all get fed too. Consider this a second chance for a good life which Christian offers to y'all; seek good employment after y'all get your strength rebuilt. ... I'll go check y'all in, then I have to finish saving the world."''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Issue_10/Page_68|Issue 10 Page 68}} [[Ultra Sonichu]] to the [[Basement Rosechus]], on a '''single page'''</ref></blockquote>
<blockquote>''It would be appreciated if '''y'all''' can book the flight for me, because I'm unsure about my family's current financial status, and my social's being saved for my own bills.''"<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga]] </ref></blockquote>
Origin: Derived from "you all", originating from the dialect of the Southern United States (and found in [[niggos|black communities]] outside the South). Often considered substandard English, Chris even uses this in formal written situations. Also overused in the [[comic]] to the point of absurdity.
</blockquote>
|-
|
;y'all should know me by now
|-
|<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' An introduction to complete strangers.

<blockquote>'''''Y'all should know me by now''', but if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, back on March 17th, 2000.''<ref name=csm/></blockquote>
Origin: His second message on YouTube, addressed to the ED trolls. He would use it several more times after this, possibly making this into his tagline. The introduction is made under the assumption that Chris is [[Chris and his Ego|already well-known]].
</blockquote>

;young at heart

<blockquote>1. ''(noun, attributive)'' An individual with childlike characteristics; a childish person.

<blockquote>''Hello Nintendo! Welcome to my Animal Crossing for Nintendo GameCube. I am your host. My name is Christian Weston Chandler. I live in Ruckersville, Virginia and I is [sic] 21 years old and I play because I am '''young at heart'''. So anyway we are going to take a tour of my ci-ty...in Animal Crossing.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Animal_Crossing_Documentary</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I am '''Young at Heart'''; a concept I have kept within myself since childhood.''<ref>[[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-8-27-chris-wants-everyone-to-be-a-manchild-like-him.33726/]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''We, the '''Young at heart''' stand alongside our Liked and Cared others.''<ref>[[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-8-27-chris-wants-everyone-to-be-a-manchild-like-him.33726/]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris more often than not advertises his childish nature as him being "young at heart", as if this was a more positive quality of himself, even going as far as using this as a reason for girls to fall in love with him in his attraction signs <ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Attraction_Sign</ref>. This is because Chris can't tell the difference between being a child at heart, and being childish. In his mind, people who are considered "childish" actually lead a happier and more exciting life, since he believes that childlike people are more willing to show off their [[kindness]] and are generally more eccentric. In reality, adults who are "young at heart" generally have a somewhat innocent outlook of life and are generally interested in things considered suitable for children, yet understand their responsibilities as adults, something which Chris has failed to do since graduating [[High School]].
</blockquote>
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== Z ==
|-
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;zap to the extreme
[[Image:ZapToTheExtreme.png|thumb|200px]]
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' Go out and be brave.

<blockquote>''Go! Sonichu! Go out and '''zap to the extreme'''!''<ref>[[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote> ''Now everyone stay green and go out and '''zap to the extr-r-r-r-r-eme'''. Have a lovely day.''<ref>[[A New, Fun Trick]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: This phrase is first used on the cover of [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], where Chris's self-insert tells Sonichu to "zap to the extreme" as if Chris and Sonichu were in a bona fide [[Pokémon]] tournament. Chris would then end up using this phrase time and again, usually completely out of context of its original meaning.
</blockquote>

;zapbud
[[Image:Zapbud.jpg|thumb|100px|A Zapbud]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A fictitious flower found in the ''Sonichu'' canon; Rosechu's favorite flower.

<blockquote>''Oh, Rosechu, you are as beautiful as a rose, though a '''Zapbud''' is the flower that heals your woes.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu%27s_Ode_to_Rosechu</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Essentially the result of Chris attempting to create a mythology around his ''Sonichu'' comics, Chris created some of his own flora as well. Because of how "zapping" was a very common theme in the earlier issues of ''Sonichu'', Chris thought about naming his flora after this one theme. The term has ironically become popular with trolls and enablers, where they name made-up characters and places after it.</blockquote>

<blockquote>2. ''(noun)'' a [[CWC-isms#S|sweetheart]].

<blockquote>''Yes, my blossoming '''zapbud'''. That's why we are here.''<ref>[[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In this context, the term is used the same way a female lover may be compared to a flower. This was clearly an attempt to make the flora have a greater significance by making sound like something beautiful.

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==References==

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==Navigation==

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Isabella Loretta Janke

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{{Ongoing}}
{{quote|"There's this idea that hell is a bottomless pit and thats because no matter how bad it is some stupid son of a bitch like you can figure out a way to make it a lot worse". |Jordan Peterson}}

{{Protip|Please do not simp over Bella, ironically or unironically. That's her oldest trick in the book. And sadly, it's always worked in her favor.}}

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'''Isabella Loretta Janke''' (born 18 August 2000), also known as '''ILJ''', '''Bella''' or '''Kelly Osborn''', is a sociopathic {{age|2000|8|18}}-year-old {{w|Texas Tech}} Computer Engineering Major with foot fungus and a [[troll]] best known for her participation in the leaked [[July 2021]] call in which [[Chris]] tells her about his [[incest|incestuous]] relationship with [[Barbara|his mother]]. Although the full extent of Isabella's relationship with Chris is unknown at this point, she is believed to be the leader of a trolling ring based at Texas Tech and masquerading as a university chess club. Many suspect that she coached Chris into having sex with his mother. Some also suspect that she extorted him out of significant sums of money, similar to the [[Idea Guys]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/isabella-loretta-janke-bella-the-chris-chan-incest-troll-and-her-clique-of-extremely-sick-people.96787/</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/isabella-loretta-janke-summary-thread.97658/</ref>

Isabella is arguably one of most evil trolls to have ever targeted Chris, having malicious intentions that somehow manage to overshadow [[Bluespike|every]] [[IdeaGuy|single]] [[Teen Troon Squad|previous]] [[JacobSockness|controversial]] troll before her. Isabella's sadistic personal life was exposed not long after [[Kiwi Farms]] doxxed her: her "hobbies" include white supremacy (despite being mixed race herself), horrific animal abuse and murder, and the fetishization of all things unholy (including incest, snuff, bestiality, [[DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS|scat]], [[Pedofork|pedophilia]] and [[Anime|Naruto]]). She also enjoys bullying and blackmailing other students to the point of suicide (more on this in a bit). Her cult-like circle of friends are just as demented as her as they all partake in the above activities. You know she's fucked up because [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] has an article on her which goes in to much deeper detail on her disturbing pastimes and abhorrent hygiene than this page likely ever will.

Isabella's reasons for trolling Chris were extremely dark. Whether or not she was the main culprit behind the [[Incest]] saga is unclear, but it is known that she was intending to gather information from Chris and blackmail him; her intentions were most likely to either extort Chris out of large sums of money (which he simply didn't have, in fact he was 200 dollars negative in his account) or to try and use the information or get Chris to commit suicide or self harm like her cult had done to another trans person.
She had also (according to youtuber Dillin Thomas) involved youtuber GiBi in the conspiracy, sharing uncut versions of the leaked conversation with said youtuber, GiBi's overall amount of involvement in the conspiracy is unknown.

After her personal information was leaked, Isabella went into tireless albeit useless damage control, ranting on [[4Chan]], [[Reddit]], and Kiwi Farms with sockpuppet accounts about how either the info regarding her is fake, exaggerated, and/or some psyop conspiracy led by transgender puppetmasters.

Isabella's father is a former {{w|Navy SEAL}}, while her stepmother is a former member of the {{w|United States Secret Service}} and a [[psychology|clinical psychologist]] and her biological mother is a Harvard graduate and airline pilot.

==The Beginning of the End==

It is not certain when exactly Bella first met Chris, but some users on the Kiwi Farms have speculated that one of their first face-to-face interactions happened on 31 July 2019 at a Rubik's Cube convention.

==The Everfree Suitress==

{{Protip|Just like with the [[Wallflower]], the true identity of this person shall remain confidential, although an open secret.

However, ''unlike'' with the Wallflower, we entirely decided ourselves that the true identity of the Everfree Suitress can not be disclosed on this wiki. This is due to her merely being manipulated by Bella after they met, only to then be thrown under the bus, doxxed mercilessly by her and her recruits, and blamed for everything soon after the leaks.

''Usage of her real or screen name(s) will result in a permanent ban.''}}

Bella originally planned to have a young autistic woman, who had organically formed a crush on Chris; and who was a former moderator of the Chris Chan subreddit, to be sent with him on a trip to the [[My Little Pony|brony]] convention [[Everfree Northwest]]. For the sake of anonymity, said woman will be referred to as "'''The Everfree Suitress'''", or more simply "'''The Suitress'''" due to Bella manipulating her into assisting Chris. According to Discord leaks, Bella planned to have the Suitress and Chris copulate during the convention, and then record it. Bella also claimed in those same leaks that she planned to kidnap the Suitress for herself, as she was sexually attracted to her. Thankfully, before Everfree could commence, both Bella and Chris were exposed and the world was flung into chaos, undoubtedly saving the Suitress from humiliation.

==Bella's Cronies==
{{Incomplete}}
===Allen Owobu===

===GiBi===
GiBi is a YouTuber specializing in Chris-centric content since 2019. He would upload videos summarizing Chris's weekly activity, while giving commentary.

In attempt to clean her hands from the drama she got herself in, Bella decided to shift all of the blame onto the Suitress, and told GiBi that she was the mastermind behind everything. Bella was quickly unmasked as a lying troll and GiBi removed the video but the damage was done, having leaked the Suitress's dox to thousands of people.

===Psychic Espeon===

== See also ==
* [[Incest]]

== References ==
<references/>
{{People}}
[[Category:Trolls]]

User talk:Little Owl

2021-07-25T15:45:53Z

Piratecodet: /* Record streak counter */ new section

{{Protip|I reply underneath your messages, so that readers can easily follow the discussion. Please do the same to my messages in your talk page, for the same reason.}}

"''I mean, who else thinks saving money is not important, while also thinking that the lottery is an investment strategy at the same time?''"
Kinda reminds me of Elliot Rodger. [[User:DarkWestern|DarkWestern]] ([[User talk:DarkWestern|talk]]) 17:00, 30 May 2019 (UTC)

Please use 4 ~'s at the end of your comments to write your signature. [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 16:39, 30 May 2019 (UTC)

== Quote template ==

There's an issue with the new Quote template where if there's a break, the remaining text isn't italicized. Like with this - https://imgur.com/a/M0jvnwL. Is there a way to fix that? I've reverted the template back to its old form for the time being. Thanks. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 21:11, 6 August 2019 (UTC)
:Fix implemented. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 21:21, 6 August 2019 (UTC)

==Technical==
Its a great idea but I think you should just DM those to Marvin in Kiwi Farms. Since all the admins except him have retired ages ago. -
[https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Special:ListUsers&group=sysop here's a list of all admins]
[[User:Klop|klop <-- fag]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 14:04, 26 July 2020 (UTC)
: @Klop: I've emailed them. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 15:06, 26 July 2020 (UTC)

== Jerkop ==

I added you to Jerkops, you have access to Delete, Move, Rollback, and Block tools. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 01:25, 27 July 2020 (UTC)

==Guro==
Don't delete anything from Category:Guro as Chris reacted to these in a video. Some images from that category were reused in the CWCipedia raid, so double check before for deletion. - [[User:Klop|klop <-- fag]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 03:52, 27 July 2020 (UTC)
:Hi, I will make sure that there are still 21 images in the category, as recorded by the Wayback Machine. '''EXTRA:''' I have made a start on making the images link to each other so that when Marvin runs updateSpecialPages.php, they will not be reported as unused. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 03:57, 27 July 2020 (UTC)

::That's a great idea, thanks!
Why not just make a gallery on the [[CWC Update 12 August 2009|12 August 2009]] Captain's log (the video where he reacted to these) - [[User:Klop|jerklop <-- fag]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 04:38, 27 July 2020 (UTC)
: I can do that too. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 04:56, 27 July 2020 (UTC)

==Re: Unused Sonichu Pages ==
This is a very good idea, when I'm going through the files, I'll keep that in mind.
Since this is a huge project, why don't you make a project page so other mods/users can get involved. - [[User:Klop|klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 14:55, 30 July 2020 (UTC)
:@Klop, I have made a start at [[User:Little_Owl/Style_guide]]. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 15:48, 30 July 2020 (UTC)

::Since Chris has stopped using episode numbers after Book 12, what should the names for the succeeding issues be formatted as? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:38, 31 July 2020 (UTC)
::: {{mono|Sonichu - Issue #, Page #.jpg}}. I have updated the draft style guide. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 06:51, 31 July 2020 (UTC)

==Naming==
There are some pages in Sonichu 11 such as [[Media:S11-50.jpg|this]] and [[Media:S11-51.jpg|this]] which are counted in the page numbering. But since they aren't part of any episodes it feels wrong to call them comic pages. What is to be done? - [[User:Klop|klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 08:44, 4 August 2020 (UTC)
: Such special features come under the category "Other sections (single page)". It is my opinion that for the two examples, they may be referred to as "Sonichu - I'm Done Adulting.jpg" and "Sonichu - SLGBTQ.jpg" respectively. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 16:30, 4 August 2020 (UTC)

::That was what I was thinking too, but these pages are numbered, so if they arent included in the comic pages category, the page number skips by two. - [[User:Klop|klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 16:36, 4 August 2020 (UTC)
::: The page after would be called "Sonichu - Episode 23, Page 1.jpg", even though it doesn't declare the name of the story until some 12 pages in. That is why we have the [[Template:Information|Information]] template (mentioned in the [[User:Little Owl/Style guide|style guide]]) so that we can fill in details about each page. Check my recent edits on how I have done it. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 16:42, 4 August 2020 (UTC)

== Barb's plot in the cemetery ==

Hello, I saw the part on the improvements page where you mention Barb's cemetery plot, did you mean the one I've just put in Bob's section of [[Chris and death]] or some other image? [[User:Byzantine|Byzantine]] ([[User talk:Byzantine|talk]]) 13:43, 9 August 2020 (UTC)
: @Byzantine Yes, that's the image. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 13:44, 9 August 2020 (UTC)
:: Ok great, thanks. [[User:Byzantine|Byzantine]] ([[User talk:Byzantine|talk]]) 13:50, 9 August 2020 (UTC)

== Super Sonic Easter Egg ==
I have the idea to change the sonic boom saga icon to [[File:Superboom.png|this]] for the international goku day(May 9th) when the time comes as a small refernce.Is it okay if I do so? --[[User:Merttey25|Merttey25]] ([[User talk:Merttey25|talk]]) 17:36, 26 August 2020
: I have to say that I am neutral but not opposed on this, because I am not an expert in the Dragon Ball series. I have to say that activating that icon on Sonic’s birthday (if he has one) may be more obvious to most readers. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 20:54, 26 August 2020 (UTC)

== Record streak counter ==

Brilliant solution! I didn't think that it was possible to compare dates in Mediawiki. This makes it so much easier to keep track of record streaks. Thanks!
[[User:Piratecodet|Piratecodet]] ([[User talk:Piratecodet|talk]]) 15:45, 25 July 2021 (UTC)

Template:Begging Counter

2021-07-25T04:43:54Z

Piratecodet: Updated Record Counter

<div style="text-align:center">'''Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris''': {{plain link|https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-is-lying-about-needing-donations.49232/|he lies}} about {{plain link|https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-11-2-kitties-are-sick-chris-lies-about-needing-funds.49578/|needing money}} and habitually neglects his [[eBay#Suspension of Chris's eBay|customers]] and [[Patreon#Delays on shipping|supporters]] ({{plain link|https://archive.md/cgx1O#10%/|and worse}}). It has been…
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<div style="font-size:2em">{{formatnum:{{#expr:({{#time: U|now}}-{{#time: U|2021-07-09 06:27:53}})/86400 round 0}}}}</div>]] ''days since Chris last [[Financhu Crisis|begged]] for money.

Record Streak: 16 Days''
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<div style="font-size:2em">{{formatnum:{{#expr:({{#time: U|now}}-{{#time: U|2019-10-03 18:13:00}})/86400 round 0}}}}</div>]] ''days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his [[Patreon|paid obligations]] to the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comic]].

Record Streak: 660 Days ''
| [[Kacey Call 21|

<div style="font-size:2em">{{formatnum:{{#expr:({{#time: U|now}}-{{#time: U|2009-09-25 12:00:00}})/86400 round 0}}}}</div>]] ''days since Chris last applied for [[Chris and work|a job]].''<br />

Record Streak: {{formatnum:{{#expr:({{#time: U|now}}-{{#time: U|2009-09-25 12:00:00}})/86400 round 0}}}} Days

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[[File:Etsy 3 years complaint.png|320px|link=Etsy]]
An [[Etsy]] customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.</div><noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1=
=== How to update ===

From 1 August 2019, you no longer need to convert the time and date into a Unix timestamp.

# Find the date and time of Chris’s latest request for donations, job application or ''Sonichu'' pages.
# Replace the old time and date in the format <code>YYYY-MM-DD HH:MM:SS</code>. The time zone should be [[wikipedia:UTC|UTC]], and the time should use the 24-hour clock.
# Change the appropriate link above the time being adjusted to provide a source.
# The Longest Streak counter needs to be updated manually. If the current streak breaks the record, the counter will need to be updated on a daily basis until the current streak is broken. The only exception is the Job application counter.
# Streak counter began on 7/25/2021
}}
[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude>

Template:Coping Counter

2021-07-25T04:42:31Z

Piratecodet: Updated record counter

<div style="text-align:center">Chris has many maladaptive [[coping]] mechanisms based in fantasies and [[magical thinking]] that he resorts to when [[Chris and reality|reality]] doesn't go his way.

It has been…
{| style="margin:0 auto 8px; max-width:25rem;"
|- style="vertical-align:top"
| [[July 2021 social media posts#Trauma|

<div style="font-size:2em">{{formatnum:{{#expr:({{#time: U|now}}-{{#time: U|2021-07-24 22:01:00}})/86400 round 0}}}}</div>]] ''days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with [[reality]].

Record streak: 1 Day
| [[January 2019 social media posts#Good New Year|

<div style="font-size:2em">{{formatnum:{{#expr:({{#time: U|now}}-{{#time: U|2019-01-01 18:13:00}})/86400 round 0}}}}</div>]] ''days since the [[Dimensional Merge]] was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his [[debt]] and [[Stress|other life problems]].''
| [[Idea Guys|

<div style="font-size:2em">{{formatnum:{{#expr:({{#time: U|now}}-{{#time: U|2017-10-25 12:00:00}})/86400 round 0}}}}</div>]] ''days since Chris joined the [[Chris and reality#Cult of the Idea Guys|cult of the Idea Guys]], which further fueled his escapist fantasies.''
|}

Between 15 [[April 2020]] and 25 [[February 2021]], Chris was [[Spirit possession|role-playing]] as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], a coping mechanism for the cancellation of [[BABSCon]], and ended it to bash the newest [[My Little Pony]] cartoon.<BR>
On 1 [[June 2021]], Chris [[June 2021 social media posts#Chris larps as his younger self|briefly roleplayed]] as [[Christopher's name change|his pre-name change self]].

</div><noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1=
=== How to update ===

From 1 August 2019, you no longer need to convert the time and date into a Unix timestamp.

# Find the date and time of Chris’s latest coping method.
# Replace the old time and date in the format <code>YYYY-MM-DD HH:MM:SS</code>. The time zone should be [[wikipedia:UTC|UTC]], and the time should use the 24-hour clock.
# Change the appropriate link above the time being adjusted to provide a source.
# The Record Streak counter needs to be updated manually. If the current streak breaks the record, the counter will need to be updated on a daily basis until the current streak is broken.
# Streak counter began on 7/25/2021
}}

[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude>

Template:Begging Counter

2021-07-25T04:41:27Z

Piratecodet:

<div style="text-align:center">'''Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris''': {{plain link|https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-is-lying-about-needing-donations.49232/|he lies}} about {{plain link|https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-11-2-kitties-are-sick-chris-lies-about-needing-funds.49578/|needing money}} and habitually neglects his [[eBay#Suspension of Chris's eBay|customers]] and [[Patreon#Delays on shipping|supporters]] ({{plain link|https://archive.md/cgx1O#10%/|and worse}}). It has been…
{| style="margin:0 auto 8px; max-width:25rem;"
|- style="vertical-align:top"
| [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|

<div style="font-size:2em">{{formatnum:{{#expr:({{#time: U|now}}-{{#time: U|2021-07-09 06:27:53}})/86400 round 0}}}}</div>]] ''days since Chris last [[Financhu Crisis|begged]] for money.

Longest Streak: 16 Days''
| [[Sonichu Special 7|

<div style="font-size:2em">{{formatnum:{{#expr:({{#time: U|now}}-{{#time: U|2019-10-03 18:13:00}})/86400 round 0}}}}</div>]] ''days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his [[Patreon|paid obligations]] to the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comic]].

Longest Streak: 660 Days ''
| [[Kacey Call 21|

<div style="font-size:2em">{{formatnum:{{#expr:({{#time: U|now}}-{{#time: U|2009-09-25 12:00:00}})/86400 round 0}}}}</div>]] ''days since Chris last applied for [[Chris and work|a job]].''<br />

Longest Streak: {{formatnum:{{#expr:({{#time: U|now}}-{{#time: U|2009-09-25 12:00:00}})/86400 round 0}}}} Days

|}
[[File:Etsy 3 years complaint.png|320px|link=Etsy]]
An [[Etsy]] customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.</div><noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1=
=== How to update ===

From 1 August 2019, you no longer need to convert the time and date into a Unix timestamp.

# Find the date and time of Chris’s latest request for donations, job application or ''Sonichu'' pages.
# Replace the old time and date in the format <code>YYYY-MM-DD HH:MM:SS</code>. The time zone should be [[wikipedia:UTC|UTC]], and the time should use the 24-hour clock.
# Change the appropriate link above the time being adjusted to provide a source.
# The Longest Streak counter needs to be updated manually. If the current streak breaks the record, the counter will need to be updated on a daily basis until the current streak is broken.
# Streak counter began on 7/25/2021
}}
[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude>

Template:Coping Counter

2021-07-25T04:25:14Z

Piratecodet: Added longest streak counter

<div style="text-align:center">Chris has many maladaptive [[coping]] mechanisms based in fantasies and [[magical thinking]] that he resorts to when [[Chris and reality|reality]] doesn't go his way.

It has been…
{| style="margin:0 auto 8px; max-width:25rem;"
|- style="vertical-align:top"
| [[July 2021 social media posts#Trauma|

<div style="font-size:2em">{{formatnum:{{#expr:({{#time: U|now}}-{{#time: U|2021-07-24 22:01:00}})/86400 round 0}}}}</div>]] ''days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with [[reality]].

Longest streak: 1 Day(s)''
| [[January 2019 social media posts#Good New Year|

<div style="font-size:2em">{{formatnum:{{#expr:({{#time: U|now}}-{{#time: U|2019-01-01 18:13:00}})/86400 round 0}}}}</div>]] ''days since the [[Dimensional Merge]] was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his [[debt]] and [[Stress|other life problems]].''
| [[Idea Guys|

<div style="font-size:2em">{{formatnum:{{#expr:({{#time: U|now}}-{{#time: U|2017-10-25 12:00:00}})/86400 round 0}}}}</div>]] ''days since Chris joined the [[Chris and reality#Cult of the Idea Guys|cult of the Idea Guys]], which further fueled his escapist fantasies.''
|}

Between 15 [[April 2020]] and 25 [[February 2021]], Chris was [[Spirit possession|role-playing]] as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], a coping mechanism for the cancellation of [[BABSCon]], and ended it to bash the newest [[My Little Pony]] cartoon.<BR>
On 1 [[June 2021]], Chris [[June 2021 social media posts#Chris larps as his younger self|briefly roleplayed]] as [[Christopher's name change|his pre-name change self]].

</div><noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1=
=== How to update ===

From 1 August 2019, you no longer need to convert the time and date into a Unix timestamp.

# Find the date and time of Chris’s latest coping method.
# Replace the old time and date in the format <code>YYYY-MM-DD HH:MM:SS</code>. The time zone should be [[wikipedia:UTC|UTC]], and the time should use the 24-hour clock.
# Change the appropriate link above the time being adjusted to provide a source.
# The Longest Streak counter needs to be updated manually. If the current streak breaks the record, the counter will need to be updated on a daily basis until the current streak is broken.
# Streak counter began on 7/25/2021
}}

[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude>

User:Piratecodet

2021-07-25T04:03:57Z

Piratecodet:

Welcome to my sandbox.

Get comfy

==The List==
===Nintendo===
===='''Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)'''====
Half of these NES games are on his 3DS Virtual Console (VC), while the others are physical copies for Chris's actual NES console (that he probably rarely plays).

{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''{{w|1942 (video game)|1942}}''
|Capcom
|
|
|$12
|-
|''3D Excitebike
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$5.99
|
|-
|''3D Kirby's Adventure
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$5.99
|
|-
|''3D Kid Icarus
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$5.99
|
|-
|''3D TwinBee
|Konami
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$4.99
|
|-
|''3D Urban Champion
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$4.99
|
|-
|''3D Xevious
|Bandai Namco
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$5.99
|
|-
|''Adventures of Lolo
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|$4.99
|
|-
|''Adventure Island II
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|$4.99
|
|-
|''Balloon Fight
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|$4.99
|
|-
|''{{w|Baseball (1983 video game)|Baseball}}''
|Nintendo
|
|
|$5.58
|-
|''Bases Loaded
|Hamster
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|$4.99
|
|-
|''{{w|Batman (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Batman}}''
|Sunsoft
|
|
|$15.24
|-
|''Blaster Master
|Sunsoft
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Castlequest}}''
|Nexoft
|
|-
|''{{w|Castlevania}}''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Castlevania II: Simon's Quest}}''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse}}''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''City Connection
|Hamster
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Clu Clu Land
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Crash'n the Boys Street Challenge
|Arc System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Dance Aerobics}}''
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Dig Dug
|Bandai Namco
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Donkey Kong
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Donkey Kong Jr.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Donkey Kong 3}}'
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash. Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Donkey Kong Classics''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Double Dragon
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Double Dragon II: The Revenge
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Déjà Vu''
|Kemco-Seika
|
|-
|''{{w|Dr. Mario (video game)|Dr. Mario}}''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash. Rebought twice as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-

|''Galaga
|Bandai Namco
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Gargoyle's Quest II: The Demon's Darkness
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Ghosts'n Goblins
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Gyruss#NES and Famicom|Gyruss}}''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Ice Climber
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Kabuki Quantum Fighter}}''
|HAL
|
|-
|''{{w|Kirby's Adventure}}''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Kung Fu''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''{{w|The Legend of Zelda (video game)|The Legend of Zelda}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''{{w|Little Nemo: The Dream Master}}''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Life Force
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mach Rider
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Mcdonalds|M.C. Kids]]''
|[[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] Games
|
|-
|''Mega Man
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 2
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 4
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 5
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 6
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Mendel Palace}}''
|Hudson Soft
|
|-
|''{{w|Metroid}}''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mighty Bomb Jack
|Tecmo Koei
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mighty Final Fight
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Milon's Secret Castle''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii. Rebought for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''NES Remix Open Tournament Golf
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Ninja Gaiden (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Ninja Gaiden}}''
|Tecmo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden II
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden III: The Ancient Ship of Doom
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Pac-Man''
|Tengen
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Pin*Bot (video game)|Pin-Bot}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Punch-Out!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|R.C. Pro-Am|R.C. Pro-AM}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Renegade
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''River City Ransom
|Technos/Aksys
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Chris and English|Sesame Street ABC]]''
|Hi-Tech
|
|-
|''Short Order/Eggsplode''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sky Kid
|Bandai Namco
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Solomon's Key''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii. Rebought 2 times as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Spelunker
|Tozai Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Star Soldier
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|StarTropics}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Summer Carnival '92 RECCA
|Kaga Electronics
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super C
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Dodge Ball
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. 3
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Super Glove Ball}}''
|Mattel
|Given that this game came with the {{w|Power Glove}}, it is possible Chris also owns the Glove.
|-
|''{{w|Super Mario Bros}}/{{w|Duck Hunt}}/World Class Track Meet''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''{{w|Super Mario Bros. 2}}''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Super Mario Bros. 3}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tecmo Bowl
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Wario's Woods
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS. Bought twice.
|-
|''Wrecking Crew
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1989 video game)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles_II:_The_Arcade_Game#Ports|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Tennis''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Mysterious Murasame Castle
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Three Stooges (video game)|The Three Stooges]]''
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario's Woods|Wario's Woods]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wheel_of_Fortune_(video_game)#NES_version|Wheel of Fortune]]''
|GameTek
|
|-
|''Wrecking Crew''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Zelda II: The Adventure of Link|Zelda II: The Adventure of Link]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS.
|}

===='''Game Boy'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Alleyway|Alleyway]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Barbie: Game Girl|Barbie]]:[[Tomgirl|Game Girl]]''
|Hi-Tech
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Bases Loaded (video game)|Bases Loaded]]''
|Jaleco
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Rescue of Princess Blobette|A Boy and His Blob: The Rescue of Princess Blobette]]''
|Absolute
|
|-
|''Brainbender''
|Electro-Brain
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania: The Adventure|Castlevania Adventure]]''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Cool Spot|Cool Spot]]''
|[[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] Interactive
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Darkwing Duck (Capcom)|Darkwing]] [[Darkbind Sonichu|Duck]]''
|Sunsoft
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong (Game Boy)|Donkey Kong]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong Land|Donkey Kong Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Donald Duck|Duck Tales]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:F-1 Race|F-1 Race]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:List of Fist of the North Star video games|Fist of the North Star]]''
|Electro-Brain
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Game_and_Watch_Gallery#Game_.26_Watch_Gallery|Game and Watch Gallery]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Game Boy Camera|Game Boy Camera (red)]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|Game Boy Camera (blue)
|Nintendo
|That's right - two cameras. Gotta catch 'em all!
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Golf (video game)|Golf]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Heiankyo Alien|Heiankyo Alien]]''
|Meldac
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Home Alone (video game)|Home Alone]]''
|THQ
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters|Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Block Ball
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kirby's Dream Land|Kirby's Dream Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Dream Land 2
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Pinball Land
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Star Stacker
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kwirk|Kirk]]''
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening|The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marble Madness|Marble Madness]]''
|Mindscape
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge|Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge]]''
|Capcom
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man II (Game Boy)|Mega Man II]]''
|Capcom
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man III
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man IV
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man V
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Metroid II: Return of Samus|Metroid II: Return of Samus]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers]]''
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Mole Mania
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mystical Ninja starring Goemon
|Konami
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon Red and Blue|Blue]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Red''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pinball: Revenge of the Gator
|HAL Laboratory
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Pretty Soldier [[Sailor Moon]]''
|Angel
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon R''
|Angel
|A Japanese import
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Qix|Qix]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Quarth|Quarth]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Ren & Stimpy: Cadet Adventures''
|THQ
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Revenge of the 'Gator|Revenge of the Gator]]''
|HAL
|
|-
|''Shanghai''
|HAL
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Land|Super Mario Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins|Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Scrabble''
|Milton-Bradley
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan'']]
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Tennis (video game)|Tennis]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Tetris (Game Boy)|Tetris]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Sword of Hope II
|Kemco
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break|Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''Tumble Pop
|G-Mode
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Turrican|Turrican]]''
|Accolade
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario Blast: Featuring Bomberman!|Wario Blast]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3|Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wave Race|Wave Race]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Who Framed Roger Rabbit (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Who Framed Roger Rabbit]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|
|}

===='''Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES)'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Itchy & Scratchy Game|The Itchy & Scratchy Game]]''
|Bits Studios/Acclaim.
|-
|''The Chessmaster''
|Mindscape
|
|-
|''Legend of the Mystical Ninja
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Mario Paint''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mega Man X''
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Pilotwings''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Fox''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Stunt Race FX''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Game Boy''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''Super Mario All-Stars''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Kart''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario World''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Metroid''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Scope 6-in-1''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time''
|Konami
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Safari''
|Nintendo
|
|}

===='''Nintendo 64 (N64)'''====
According to an [[Jackie E-mails 12|e-mail to Jackie]], Chris sold his Nintendo 64 and all of the games listed below (save for the Wii downloads, obviously) in [[August 2010]].
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Banjo-Kazooie
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Cruisn' USA
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Diddy Kong Racing
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Hey You, Pikachu!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Lego]] Racers
|Lego Media
|
|-
|''Mario Kart 64
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Trolls|Mischief Makers]]
||Nintendo
|
|-
|''Paper Mario''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Pokémon Puzzle League
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Snap
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Snap
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Pokémon Stadium
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pokémon Stadium 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sin & Punishment|Sin & Punishment]]''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Star Fox 64
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Wave Race 64''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Story''
|Nintendo
|
|}

===='''Game Boy Color (GBC)'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Bionic Commando: Elite Forces
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 2''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 3''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Gex: Enter the Gecko''
|Crave
|
|-
|''Harvest Moon GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Harvest Moon 2 GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Harvest Moon 3 GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Legend of the River King
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Legend of the River King 2
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Lufia: The Legend Returns
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mario Tennis
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man Xtreme
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man Xtreme 2
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Crystal
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Gold
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pinball
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Puzzle Challenge
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Silver
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Trading Card Game
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|'''''Pokémon Yellow
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Rayman
|Ubisoft
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Shantae
|WayForward
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. Deluxe
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Toki Tori
|Two Tribes Publishing
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Wario Land II
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wario Land III
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Xtreme Sports
|WayForward
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|}

====Game Boy Advance (GBA)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Chu Chu Rocket
|Sega
|
|-
|''Classic NES Series: Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''e-Reader
|Nintendo
|Nintendo’s barcode reader peripheral for ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' and other games.
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure Max Heart
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 4
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Game Boy Advance Jukebox
|Gamester
|A GBA player for MP3 music files.
|-
|''Gumby Vs. the Astrobots
|Namco
|
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi: Kaznapped
|THQ
|
|-
|''Klonoa 2: Dream Champ Tournament
|Namco
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Super Circuit
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario vs. Donkey Kong
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Fusion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[My Little Pony]]: The Runaway Rainbow
|THQ
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Emerald
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon FireRed
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon LeafGreen
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pinball: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ruby
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Advance
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Advance 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Advance 3
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Battle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Pinball Party
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Genesis
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Mario Advance
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris Worlds
|THQ
|
|-
|''The Three Stooges
|Cinemaware
|
|-
|''Wario Land 4
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc. Mega Microgame$
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Twisted
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
|Nintendo
|
|}
===='''Game Boy Advance Video'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''All Grown Up! Volume 1
|Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Limited Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Platinum Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Premium Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|Chris’s 100th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Special Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Volume 1
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''The Fairly Oddparents: Volume 1
|Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 1
| Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 2
| Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: Beach Blank-Out Blastoise
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: For Ho-Oh the Bells Toll!
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: I Choose You!
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: Johto Photo Finish
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Sonic X Volume 1: A Super Sonic Hero!
|Sega/Majesco
|
|}

====Nintendo GameCube (NGC)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Amazing Island
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Animal Crossing]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:BMX XXX|BMX XXX]]
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
|Nintendo
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the Gamecube
|-
|''Evolution Worlds
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''F-Zero GX
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Go! Go! Hypergrind
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Party
|Konami
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time/Master Quest
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Luigi's Mansion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!! Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:MC Groovz Dance Craze|MC Groovz Dance Craze]]
|MadCatz
|
|-
|''Mario Party 5
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party 7
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pac-Man Vs.
|Namco
|
|-
|''Pac-Man World 2
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Box: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Channel
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Colosseum
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Colosseum Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage - [[Pickle]]d Edition
|BAM!
|
|-
|'''''[[Blake|Shadow the Hedgehog]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Gems Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Heroes
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Mega Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Riders
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|
|-
|''Spider-Man
|Activision
|
|-
|''Spyro: A Hero's Tail
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Star Fox Adventures
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Leader: Rogue Squadron 2
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Squadron 3: Rebel Strike
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Super Mario Sunshine
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Melee
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc.: Mega Party Game$!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wave Race: Blue Storm
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Gamecube Preview Disc
|Nintendo/Sega/Others
|
|}

====Nintendo DS and DSi====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''100 Classic Books
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''3D MahJong
|Cosmigo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''[[Animal Crossing]] Wild World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''A Kappa's Trail
|Nintendo
|Digital Purchase via DsiWare
|-
|''Airport Mania: First Flight
|Lemon Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Airport Mania: Non-Stop Flights
|Lemon Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 1- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 2- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 3- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 4- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Art Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Big Brain Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Slow in the minds|Brain Age]]
|Nintendo
|Chris’s 150th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cooking Mama
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Drill Dozer
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest IX:Seninels of the Starry Skies
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest VI: Realms of Revelation
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest Monsters: Joker 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Faceez! Monsters
|Neko Entertainment
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''[[Love quest|Feel the Magic XY/XX]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Flipnote Studio]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fossil Fighters: Champions
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Futari wa Pretty Cure Max Heart Danzen! DS
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Collection
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Golden Sun: Dark Dawn
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''House M.D.- Episode 1: Globetrotting
|Legacy Interactive
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''House M.D.- Episode 2: The Blue Meanie
|Legacy Interactive
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
|THQ
|
|-
|''Jump Superstars
|Nintendo
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Kirby: Canvas Curse
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby Mass Attack
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Magnetica
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Hoops 3-on-3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Vs. Donkey Kong 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Vs. Donkey Kong: Mini-Land Mayhem!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters First Hunt
|Nintendo
|A demo cartridge
|-
|''Metroid Prime Pinball
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs: Dachshund & Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Picross 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Black and White
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Black and White 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Conquest
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Dash
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Diamond
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Blue Rescue Team
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pearl
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ranger
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ranger: Guardian Signs
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Trozei!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Polarium|Polarium]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Last Specter
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Retro Atari Classics
|Atari
|
|-
|''The Rub Rabbits
|Sega
|
|-
|''Snood 2: On Vacation
|DSI
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Colors DS
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rush
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rush Adventure
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sprung]]
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Star Fox Command
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sudoku Gridmaster
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64 DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Princess Peach
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''True Swing Golf
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare D.I.Y.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Touched
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] Nightmare Troubadour
|Konami
|
|}

====Wii====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing City Folk
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''AquaSpace
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Art Style: Rotozoa
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Battalion Wars 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario Online RX
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Elebits
|Konami
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country Returns
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Family Table Tennis
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Fortune Street
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''FlingSmash
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fluidity
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Link's Crossbow Training
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Dream Collection
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Epic Yarn
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Return to Dream Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 1
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 2
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 3
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
|Sega
|
|-
|''Mario Kart Wii
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party 9
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Sports Mix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Super Sluggers
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid: Other M
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 3 Corruption
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''My Pokémon Ranch
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Mystery Case Files: The Malgrave Incident
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[White knights|NiGHTs]]: Journey of Dreams
|Sega
|
|-
|''Pikmin 2
|Nintendo
|A Wii port with a new control scheme
|-
|'''''Pokémon Battle Revolution
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Poképark Wii: Pikachu's Adventure
|Nintendo
|
|-

|'''''Poképark 2: Wonders Beyond
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pong Toss Pro- Frat Party Games
|JV Games Inc.
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''ThruSpace
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Rhythm Heaven Fever
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Samurai Warriors 3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sin & Punishment: Star Successor
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''SNK Arcade Classics Volume 1
|SNK
|
|-
|''Snowpack Park
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic and the Secret Rings
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Chaos
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] Legends
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Get Even
|Square Enix
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Mario All-Stars 25th Anniversary Edition
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Galaxy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Brawl
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wario Land: Shake It!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Music
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Party
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Play
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Play: Motion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Sports
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''World of Goo
|2D Boy
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Xenoblade Chronicles
|Nintendo
|
|}

====TurboGrafx-16 Entertainment SuperSystem====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Bonk's Adventure''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Wii
|}
====Nintendo 3DS====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value

|-
|''3D Game Collection
|Joindots
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D Solitaire
|Zen Studios
|
|-
|''Air Battle Hockey 3D
|10TACLE
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing: New Leaf
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Art Academy: Lessons for Everyone!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''BearShark
|CollegeHumor
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Brain Age: Concentration Training
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Bravely Default
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Crazy Construction
|G-Style
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Chibi-Robo! Photo Finder
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crashmo
|Nintendo
| A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crosswords Plus
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dedede's Drum Dash Deluxe
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dillon's Rolling Western
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dillon's Rolling Western: The Last Ranger
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Disney Magical World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Family Tennis 3D
|ARC System Works
|
|-
|''Fire Emblem: Awakening
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fluidity: Spin Cycle
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Freakyforms: Your Creations, Alive!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Freakyforms Deluxe: Your Creations, Alive!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Frogger 3D
|Konami
|Attempted to sell on [[eBay]]
|-
|''Gardenscapes
|Joindots
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''HarmoKnight
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kersploosh!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Ketzal's Corridors
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kid Icarus: Uprising
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby Fighters Deluxe
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby: Triple Deluxe
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Lego City Undercover: The Chase Begins
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario & Luigi: Dream Team
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Mario and Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games
|SEGA
|
|-
|''Mario and Donkey Kong: Mini's on the Move
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mario Golf: World Tour
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart 7
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party: Island Tour
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Tennis Open
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mighty Milky Way<ref>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]</ref>
|WayForward
|
|-
|''Naruto Powerful Shippuden
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros. 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendo 3DS Guide: Louvre
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: French Bulldog & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: Golden Retriever & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: Toy Poodle & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Outdoors Unleashed: Africa 3D
|Teyon
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Paper Mario: Sticker Star
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pikmin Short Movies 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pilotwings Resort
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Plain Video Poker
|PouncingKitten
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-

|'''''Pokédex 3D
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokedex 3D Pro
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Art Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Battle Trozei
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Dream Radar
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Gates to Infinity
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Omega Ruby
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Alpha Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Rumble Blast
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon X and Y|X]]''
|Nintendo
|Friend Codes Available via [[Facebook]]
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon X and Y|Y]]''
|Nintendo
|Friend Codes Available via [[Facebook]]
|-
|''Photo with Mario
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Azran Legacy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pushmo
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Rusty's Real Deal Baseball
|Nintendo
|His acquisition of every minigame led to the subject of an [[Pappy Van Poodle Interview|interview over his supposed sighting of an obscure character]].
|-
|''Sakura Samurai: Art of the Sword
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic All-Stars Racing Transformed
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Boom: Shattered Crystal
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Generations
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Lost World
|SEGA
|All DLC in this game purchased
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sparkle Snapshots 3D
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Spirit Camera: The Cursed Memoir
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Fox 64 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Steel Diver
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Steel Diver: Sub Wars
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Style Savvy: Trendsetters
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 3D Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sweet Memories: Blackjack
|Circle Entertainment Ltd.
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Tekken 3D
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Tetris: Axis
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Denpa Men: They Came By Wave
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Denpa Men 2: Beyond the Waves
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Denpa Men 3: The Rise of Digitoll
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tokyo Crash Mobs
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Tomodachi Life
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Ultimate NES Remix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Xtreme Sports
|WayForward
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Yoshi's New Island
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Wii U====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing Plaza'''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Arrow Time U
|XenoHorizon
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Art Academy: Sketchpad
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Bayonetta
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Bayonetta 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Luigi
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Game & Wario
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Hyrule Warriors
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Lego City Undercover
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Little Inferno
|Tommorrow Corporation
|A digital download for the Wii U.
|-
|''Family Party: 30 Great Games Obstacle Arcade
|D3Publisher
|
|-
|[[Mario Kart 8 Videos|''Mario Kart 8'']]
|Nintendo
|Revealed via Mario Kart 8 TV
|-
|'''''Mario & Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games'''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix 1
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix Pack
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros. U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Luigi U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden 3: Razor's Edge
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendo Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Poker Dice Solitaire Future
|RCMADIAX
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Pikmin 3
|Nintendo
|Bundled with Wii U console
|-
|''Pikmin Short Movies HD
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Rumble U'''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Pushmo World
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Rock Zombie
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Sing Party
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Skylanders Trap Team
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing Transformed
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Lost World
|SEGA
|
|-
|''Splatoon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 3D World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Maker
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. for Wii U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Letter
|TreeFall Studios
|A digital download for the Wii U. Also infamous for being absolute shit.
|-
|''The Wonderful 101
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Fit U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Party U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii U Panorama View
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U.
|-
|''ZombiU
|Ubisoft
|
|}

====Nintendo Switch====

{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|'''''8-Bit Adventure Steins;Gate'''<ref name=Switchfriend>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/post-4428480</ref>
|Spike Chunsoft
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing New Horizons'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Nintendo
|-
|'''''Pokémon: Let's Go, Pikachu'''
|The Pokémon Company and Nintendo
| Chris owns 6 Pokeball Plus peripherals for this game
|-
|'''''Pokémon Quest'''<ref name=Switchfriend2>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/post-4482126</ref>
|The Pokémon Company and Nintendo
|I mean its Pokemon and its free :/
|-
|'''''Sonic Forces'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Sega
|Chris also bought this for PS4 and X-box.
|-
|'''''Starlink: Battle for Atlas'''
|Ubisoft
|Chris owns two copies. Seen in [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)]]
|-
|'''''Super Smash Bros. Ultimate'''
|Nintendo
|Also seen in [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)]]
|-
|'''''Tetris 99'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Nintendo
|Played for 350 hours as of August 2020.
|-
|'''''Sonic Mania'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Sega
|-
|'''''Team Sonic Racing'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Sega
|-
|'''''Super Mario Odyssey'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Nintendo
|-
|'''''Freedom Planet'''
|GalaxyTrail
|-
|'''''Mega Man 11'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Capcom
|-
|'''''Pokémon Sword & Pokémon Shield'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|The Pokémon Company and Nintendo
|Chris bought Pokémon Sword and obtained Pokémon Shield as a present from a [[Weening|Ween]] after begging for it on his 38th birthday.
|}

===Sega===
====Sega Master System====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Wonder Boy''
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii. The only SMS game he has.
|}

====Sega Genesis (Mega Drive)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Alien Soldier''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Animaniacs (video game)|Animaniacs (video game)]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Bubsy in Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind|Bubsy in Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind]]
|Accolade
|
|-
|''Desert Strike
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Fantasia (video game)|Fantasia]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Genesis 6-Pak
|Sega
|
|-
|''Kid Chameleon
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Klax (video game)|Klax]]
|Tengen
|
|-
|''Monopoly
|Parker Brothers
|
|-
|''[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Ms. Pac Man]]
|Tengen
|
|-
|''Rocket Knight Adventures
|Konami
|
|-
|'''''Sonic & [[Punchy Sonichu|Knuckles]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic 3-D Blast
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 3
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Spinball
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Star Trek: The Next Generation
|Spectrum HoloByte
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Toy Story (video game)|Toy Story]]
|Disney Interactive
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:X-Men(1993 video game)|X-Men]]
|Sega
|
|}

On 6 July 2018, Chris bought a Sega Genesis console off of eBay, apparently as a replacement<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-666#post-3536962</ref>.

====Sega Game Gear====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''The Chessmaster
|Sega
|
|-
|''Columns
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crystal Warriors
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Defenders of Oasis
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Desert Speedtrap Starring Road Runner & Wile E. Coyote
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dragon Crystal
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''G-LOC Air Battle
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Krusty’s Fun House
|Flying Edge
|
|-
|''Quest for the Shaven Yak Starring Ren & Stimpy
|Sega
|
|-
|''Shining Force: Sword of Hajya
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Shinobi
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic Drift 2
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog GG
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 2 GG
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic Blast
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Chaos
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Triple Trouble
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Sonic Labyrinth
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Super Columns
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Tails' Adventure
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Vampire Master of Darkness
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|}

====Sega CD====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Batman Returns
|Sega
|
|-
|''Double Switch
|Digital Pictures
|
|-
|''Ecco: The Tides of Time
|Sega
|
|-
|''Flashback: [[Liquid Chris|The Quest for Identity]]
|U.S. Gold
|
|-
|''Jaguar XJ220
|JVC
|
|-
|''Jurassic Park
|Sega
|
|-
|''Mad Dog McCree
|American Laser Games
|
|-
|''[[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin Power Rangers]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Rape|Night Trap]]
|Digital Pictures
|
|-
|''Power Factory Featuring C+C Music Factory
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Classics Arcade Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sewer Shark|Sewer Shark]]
|Sony Imagesoft
|
|-
|''Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Detective
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic CD
|Sega
|
|-
|''Star Wars: Rebel Assault
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Time Gal
|Renovation
|
|-
|''Tomcat Alley
|Sega
|
|-
|''Wirehead
|Sega
|
|}

====Sega 32X====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''B.C. Racers
|Front Street Publishing
|
|-
|''Cosmic Carnage
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Knuckles Chaotix
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[I AM STRONG|Toughman Contest]]
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter
|Sega
|
|-
|''Virtua Racing Deluxe
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega Saturn====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Baku Baku
|Sega
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden URA
|Sega
|
|-
|''Fighters Megamix
|Sega
|
|-
|''NiGHTs into Dreams
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic 3D Blast
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic R
|Sega
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter Remix
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega Dreamcast====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Bleem! *Gran Turismo 2*
|Bleem
|An emulation disc for the PlayStation ''GT2''
|-
|''Seaman
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Son-Chu|Chu Chu]] Rocket
|Sega
|
|-
|''Crazy Taxi
|Sega
|
|-
|''Evolution
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Evolution 2
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Jet Grind Radio
|Sega
|
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|
|-
|''The Next Tetris
|Crave
|
|-
|''Q*Bert
|Hasbro Interactive
|
|-
|''[[List_of_cards_from_The_Wall_of_Originals#Espanolic|Samba de Amigo]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Dreamcast Generator D.1
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack V.1
|Sega
|
|-
|''Skies of Arcadia
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Shuffle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[South Park]]: [[CADD Chef|Chef's]] [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Luv Shack]]
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Magnetic Neo
|Crave
|
|-
|''Suzuki Alstare Extreme Racing
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Time Stalkers
|Sega
|
|-
|''Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation
|Eidos Interactive
|
|-
|''Toy Commander
|No Cliché
|
|-
|''Virtual-On Oratorio Tangram
|Activision
|
|-
|''Wetrix +
|XICAT
|
|}

===Sony===
==== PlayStation (PSX, PSone)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''2Xtreme
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Activision Classics
|Activision
|
|-
|''Amazing Virtual Sea-Monkies, The
|[[Greene County Conspiracy|Conspiracy]]
|
|-
|''Arcade's Greatest Hits - The Midway Collection 2
|Midway
|
|-
|''Atari Anniversary Edition Redux
|Infogrames
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden
|Takara
|
|-
|'''''Beast Wars [[Transformers]]
|Hasbro Interactive
|
|-
|''Blaster Master: Blasting Again
|Crave
|
|-
|''Bowling
|A1
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''[[Chris and anger|Bloody Roar]]
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Bubsy 3D
|Accolade
|
|-
|''Casper: Friends Around the World
|Sound Source
|
|-
|''Castlevania Chronicles
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 4
|Sony
|
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Sony
|A physical copy
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bash
|Sony
|
|-
|''Danger Girl
|THQ
|
|-
|''Dead in the Water
|ASC Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Defcon 5
|Data East
|
|-
|''Destruction Derby
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Dragon Ball GT: Final Bout
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Ultimate Battle 22
|Infogrames
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII
|Square Enix
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''[[Son-Chu|Ford]] Racing
|Empire Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Frogger
|Hasbro Interactive
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo 2
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gundam Battle Assault 2
|Bandai
|
|-
|''[[Plush Breasts|Hooters:]] Road Trip
|Ubisoft
|There's only [[Mass debating|only logical reason]] why Chris bought this.
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|989 Studios
|A physical copy
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|Jumping Flash!}}
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|The King of Fighters '99}}
|SNK
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|Klonoa: Door to Phantomile}}
|Namco
|
|-
|''[[Lego]] Island 2: The Brickster's Revenge
|Lego Software
|
|-
|''Loaded
|Interplay
|
|-
|''Medal of Honor
|Electronic Arts
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Medal of Honor Underground
|Electronic Arts
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''MediEvil
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mega Man Legends
|Capcom
|
|-
|'''''[[Metal Gear Solid]]
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Miracle Space Race
|Mud Duck
|
|-
|''Mobile Light Force
|XS Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mortal Kombat 4
|Midway
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''MTV Music Generator
|Codemasters
|
|-
|''Need For Speed: High Stakes
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Need For Speed III: Hot Pursuit
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|[[Obesity|Pizza Hut]] Sampler Disc 2
|Sony
|
|-
|''[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Pooh's]] Party Game: In Search of the Treasure
|Disney
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack 1
|Sony
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Summer 2000
|Sony
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Winter 2000
|Sony
|
|-
|''Porsche Challenge
|Sony
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Chemical X-Traction
|BAM!
|
|-
|''Puzzle Star Sweep
|A1 Games
|
|-
|''Rally Cross
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman 2: The Great Escape
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director's Cut
|Capcom
|A physical copy
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director’s Cut
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
|Capcom
|A demo disc
|-
|''R-Types
|Agetec
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''R-Type Delta
|Agetec
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''SimCity 2000
|Maxis
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Small Soldiers
|Electronic Arts
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''SnoCross Championship Racing
|Crave Entertainment
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''[[Bionic the Hedgehog|Space Jam]]
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Spec Ops: Airborne Commando
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Covert Assault
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Ranger Elite
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Stealth Patrol
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Speed Racer
|Jaleco
|
|-
|''[[Homos|Spice World]]
|Psygnosis
|
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Sony
|A physical copy
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro: Year of the Dragon
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Star Wars Episode I: Jedi Power Battles
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha 2
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Suikoden
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Superstar Dance Club: #1 Hits
|XS Games
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Syphon Filter 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Ten Pin Alley
|ASC Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|Tekken 2}}
|Namco
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tekken 2
|Namco
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider
|Eidos Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Toy Story 2: Buzz Lightyear to the Rescue!
|Activision
|
|-
|''Twisted Metal 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Um Jammer Lammy
|Sony
|
|-
|''Vandal Hearts
|Konami
|
|-
|''V.I.P.
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Vigilante 8: 2nd Offense
|Activision
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Williams Arcade's Greatest Hits
|Williams
|
|-
|''XS Junior League Soccer
|XS Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|}

====PlayStation 2 (PS2)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 105
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 106
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 107
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 108
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 109
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 110
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 111
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 112
|Sony
|
|-
|''Aeon Flux
|Majesco
|
|-
|''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]] - Zombie Ninja Pro-Am
|Midway/[[Adult Swim]] Games
|
|-
|''[[Britney Spears|Britney's]] Dance Beat
|THQ
|
|-
|''Crash Nitro Kart
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Crash [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Twinsanity]]
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Extreme
|Konami
|
|-
|''Dark Cloud
|Sony
|
|-
|''EyeToy Play
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''[[Family Guy]] Video Game!
|2K/Fox
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 2
|-
|''Fatal Frame
|Tecmo
|
|-
|''Grand Theft Auto 3
|Rockstar Games
|Attempted to sell on [[eBay]].
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]]
|RedOctane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero II
|RedOctane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Encore - Rocks The 80s
|RedOctane
|
|-
|''The Guy Game
|Gathering
|This game was pulled from print after it was found that one of the models who [[Mass debating|flashed the camera]] was [[Pedofork|only 17]].
|-
|''InuYasha: The Secret of the Cursed Mask
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Jak X: Combat Racing
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 10
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 11
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 14
|Sony
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Volume 3
|Konami
|
|-
|''{{w|Kingdom Hearts (video game)|Kingdom Hearts}}
|Square Enix
|
|-
|''{{w|Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil}}
|Namco
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marc Eckō's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure|Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure]]
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo]]
|Bandai
|
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]] 2
|Sony
|
|-
|PSUnderground Summer Sampler
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Mega Collection Plus
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''Soul Calibur III
|Bandai/Namco
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5: Special Edition
|Sega
|
|-
|''Taiko Drum Master
|Namco
|
|-
|''Tekken Tag Tournament
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]]
|Atari
|
|-
|''Unreal Tournament
|Infogrames
|
|}

====PlayStation 3 (PS3)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''3D Dot Game Heroes
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Age of Booty
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Altered Beast
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Ape Escape (Playstation Move)
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Aquatopia
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Armored Core 4
|Sega
|
|-
|''Astro Tripper
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Back to the Future: The Game
|Telltale
|Both the disc version and the downloadable version
|-
|''Band Hero
|Activision
|
|-
|''Battle Fantasia
|Aksys
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[100 2269|The Beatles: Rock Band]]
|MTV Games
|
|-
|''Beat Sketcher <ref>[[:File:BeatSketcher20101012.png]]</ref>
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bejeweled 3
|Popcap
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bionic Commando (2009)
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Bionic Commando Rearmed
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bioshock
|2K Games
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blade Kitten
|Atari
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Blast Factor
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $8 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blokus
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Blue Toad Murder Files: The Mysteries of Little Riddle
|Relentless Software
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Blur (video game)|Blur (Video game)]]
|Bizarre Creations
|
|-
|''Bomberman Ultra
|Hudson Soft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Borderlands
|2K Games
|
|-
|''Braid
|Number None
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Brutal Legend|Brütal Legend]]'''''
|Electronic Arts
|Chris's 50th physical acquisition for the PS3.
|-
|''BurgerTime World Tour
|MonkeyPaw Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Burn Zombie Burn
|Pinnacle
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Burnout Paradise
|Electronic Arts
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $67 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: Monster Rally
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: Robo Jam
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz TV
|Sony
|Approximately $31 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz World
|Sony
|
|-
|''Calling All Cars
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Catherine
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Championship Sprint
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena
|Atari
|
|-
|''Comet Crash
|Pelfast
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Comix Zone
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Costume Quest
|THQ
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Crash Commando
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Crescent Pale Mist
|Rockin' Android
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Critter Crunch
|Capybara Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Cuboid
|TikGames, LLC
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Dark Sector
|D3 Publisher
|
|-
|''Dead Space
|Electronic Arts
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Disgaea 3: Absence of Justice
|NIS America
|Approximately $65 spent on DLC.
|-
|''DuckTales: Remastered''
|Capcom
|*FC* - [[May 2017]] - $15.00 - Chris bought this shortly after buying ''The Disney Afternoon Collection'' for the PS4, even though the original version is included in that pack.
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Burst Limit
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Chandler cats|Droplitz]]
|Atlus
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
|Bethesda
|"Game of the Year Edition"
|-
|''Elefunk
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Enchanted Arms
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|'''''[[The Eye of Judgement]]
|Sony
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Fairytale Fights
|Playlogic
|
|-
|''[[Family Guy|Family Guy]]:Back to the Multiverse
|Activision
|
|-
|''Fallout: New Vegas
|Bethesda
|
|-
|''Far Cry 2
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Obesity|Fat]] Princess
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''flOw
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Homo|Flower]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Folklore
|Sony
|
|-
|''Fret Nice
|Tecmo
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Frogger Returns
|Konami
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Giant Enemy Crab|Genji: Days of the Blade]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Go! Puzzle
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Go! Sports Ski
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Go! Sports Skydiving
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $12 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[God of War]] III
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''God of War Collection
|Sony
|
|-
|''Grand Theft Auto IV
|Rockstar Games
|
|-
|''Gravity Crash
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Green Day: Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|Interestingly enough, their frontman is a [[homo]].
|-
|''GripShift v2.0
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Gauntlet II
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock
|RedOctane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero 5
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Aerosmith
|RedOctane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Hits
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Metallica
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Van Halen
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero World Tour
|RedOctane
|
|-
|''Gunstar Heroes
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Hail to the Chimp
|Game[[Duck|cock]]
|
|-
|''Hamilton's Great Adventure
|Fatshark
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Heavenly Sword
|Sony
|
|-
|''Heavy Rain
|Sony
|
|-
|''High Stakes: Poker Edition
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''High Velocity Bowling
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|''The House of the Dead III
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''inFamous
|Sony
|
|-
|''Invincible Tiger: The Legend of Han Tao
|Bandai Namco
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Jak and Daxter Collection
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jeopardy!
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Joust
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Killzone 2
|Sony
|Approximately $6 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Lair
|Sony
|
|-
|''The Last Guy
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|''The Lego Movie Videogame
|WB Games
|
|-
|''Lego Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust
|Codemasters
|
|-
|''Lemmings
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''LIMBO
|Playdead
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Linger in Shadows
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|Approximately $98 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''LittleBigPlanet 2
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''LittleBigPlanet 3
|Sony
|
|-
|''LocoRoco Cocoreccho!
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mainichi Issho
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom 2
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Marvel Ultimate Alliance
|Activision
|
|-
|''Mega [[JERKS|Man]] 9
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mega Man 10
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mesmerize
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Sonichu's Edge|Mirror's Edge]]
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire
|Bandai Namco Games
|
|-
|'''''[[ModNation Racers]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Monster Madness: Grave Danger
|South Peak Interactive
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat (2009)
|WB Games
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat II
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Motorstorm
|Sony
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Motorstorm RC
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mushroom Wars
|Creat Studios
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Namco Museum Essentials
|Bandai Namco Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Noby Noby Boy
|Bandai Namco Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Novastrike
|Tiki Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Nucleus
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PAIN
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $41 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PAYDAY: The Heist
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode One
|Hothead Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode Two
|Hothead Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PixelJunk Eden Encore
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Monsters Encore
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Racers
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PixelJunk Shooter
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Piyotama
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale
|Sony
|
|-
|''Q*Bert v2.0
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rag Doll Kung Fu: Fists of Plastic
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rampage
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rampart
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank Future: [[Fuck Quest|Quest for Booty]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rayman 3 HD
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Red Faction Guerrilla
|THQ
|
|-
|''Resident Evil 5
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Resistance: Fall of Man
|Sony
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 3
|-
|''Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Rock Band 2
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Rock Revolution
|Konami
|
|-
|''Saints Row 2
|THQ
|
|-
|''Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 1: The Penal Zone
|Telltale Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''SAW
|Konami
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars Tennis
|Sega
|
|-
|''The Simpsons Game
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Siren: Blood Curse
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Snakeball
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic CD
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic Generations
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog (2006)
|Sega
|Approximately $7.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog 4 Episode 1
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Unleashed
|Sega
|Approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] IV
|Bandai Namco
|"Premium edition"; approximately $33.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Soul Calibur V
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Spider-Man 3
|Activision
|"Collector’s edition"
|-
|''Stranglehold
|Midway
|"Collector’s edition"; approximately $15 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[CWC Fighter|Street Fighter IV]]
|Capcom
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Stuntman Ignition
|THQ
|
|-
|''Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super [[Mass debating|Rub a Dub]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super Stardust HD
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super Street Fighter IV
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars
|Psyonix
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Re-Shelled
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection
|Namco
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Tekken Hybrid
|Namco
|
|-
|''Timeshift
|Vivendi Games
|
|-
|''Toy Home
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $7 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Transformers - The Game
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
|Activision
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Trash Panic
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
|Sony
|
|-
|''Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception
|Sony
|
|-
|''UNO
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Untold Legends: Dark Kingdom
|Sony
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter 5
|Sega
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh
|Warner Bros.
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh Part 2
|Warner Bros.
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wheel of Fortune
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''WipEout HD
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wolf of the Battlefield: Commando 3
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wolfenstein 3D
|Activision
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''X-Blades
|SouthPeak Games
|
|-
|''Zen Pinball
|Zen Studios
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|}

====PlayStation 4 (PS4)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Little Big Planet 3
|Sony
|Chris bought this game before acquiring a PS4.
|-
|''The Playroom
|Sony
|
|-
|''Call Of Duty Black Ops 3
|Activision
|
|-
|''inFAMOUS Second Son
|Sony
|
|-
|''Destiny
|Sony
|
|-
|''Disney Afternoon Collection''
|Capcom
|*FC* $20.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Freedom Planet''
|GalaxyTrail
|*FC* $15.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Giana Sisters Twisted Dreams - Director's Cut''
|Black Forest
|*FC* $15.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Killzone Shadow Fall
|Sony
|
|-
|''Knack
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego Dimensions
|WB Games
|
|-
|''Lego Worlds''
|WB Games
|*FC* - [[March 2017]] - Chris used profit from selling his father's stamp collection to buy this on its 7 March release date for $30.
|-
|''PaRappa the Rapper Remastered''
|Sony
|*FC* $15.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Pure Chess''
|Ripstone
|*FC* $8.00 - [[April 2017]]
|-
|''Sonic Forces
|Sega
|*FC* $39.99 - [[November 2017]]. Chris also bought this for Xbox and Nintendo Switch
|-
|''Skylanders Swap Force
|Activision
|
|-
|''Skylanders Trap Team
|Activision
|
|-
|''TRANSFORMERS: Devastation
|Activision
|
|-
|''Yu-Gi-Oh: Legacy of the Duelist
|Konami
|
|-
|}

====PlayStation Portable (PSP)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Ape Escape Academy
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ape Escape ~ On the Loose
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ape Quest
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Armored Core: Formula Front - Extreme Battle
|Agetec
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury - Blazin' Trails
|Sony
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury Pro
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Beats
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Fuck quest|Brooktown High]]
|Konami
|
|-
|''Bust-A-Move Deluxe
|Majesco
|
|-
|''BUZZ! Master Quiz
|Sony
|
|-
|''Carol Vorderman's Sudoku
|Secret Stash
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Vivendi Universal Games
|
|-
|''Darkstalkers Chronicle - The Chaos Tower
|Capcom
|Chris's 50th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|''Daxter
|Sony
|
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $5 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Every Extend Extra
|Buena Vista Games
|
|-
|''EXIT
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Frogger: [[Slow-in-the-minds|Helmet Chaos]]
|Konami
|
|-
|''Gangs of London
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gangs Of London
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus Special Edition: Battle of Attica
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gripshift
|Red Mile
|
|-
|''Guilty Gear Judgement
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Gunpey
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Gurumin - A Monstrous Adventure
|Mastiff
|
|-
|''[[Harvey Birdman Commercial|Harvey Birdman]] - Attorney At Law
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Hot Pixel
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Recycling|Infected]]
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''[[Cwcville|Kingdom of Paradise]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego Stars Wars II: The Original Trilogy
|LucasArts
|
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Locoroco
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lumines II
|Buena Vista Games
|
|-
|''Mercury Meltdown
|Ignition
|
|-
|''Mind Quiz
| Ubisoft
|
|-
|''MLB 07: The Show
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam - Battle Royale
|Bandai Namco Games
|A Japanese import
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''[[Autism|PQ Practical Intelligence Quotient]]
|D3
|
|-
|''Puzzle Challenge Crosswords and More
|Crave
|
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank: [[Duck|Size Matters]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sampler Disc for PSP Vol.1
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sega Genesis Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Clover and Snoopy|Snoopy]] Vs. the Red Baron
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''SOCOM U.S. Navy SEALs Fireteam Bravo
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rivals
|Sega
|Chris's 25th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|'''''Sonic Rivals 2
|Sega
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Extreme
|Taito
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Combat Ops
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Logan's Shadow
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Tekken: Dark Resurrection
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''The Con
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''Transformers - The Game
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Fridays After Five|Ultimate Block Party]]
|Conspiracy
|
|-
|''WipEout Pure
|Sony
|
|-
|''WTF: Work Time Fun
|D3 Publisher
|
|}

====Universal Media Disc (UMD) Video====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Ah! My Goddess the Movie
|Geneon
|
|-
|''Christmas with the Kranks
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Creature Comforts: The Complete First Season
|Sony
|
|-
|''[[Family Guy]]: Freakin' Sweet Collection
|Fox
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
|Sony
|
|-
|''Fun with Dick and Jane
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Into the Blue
|Sony/Columbia/MGM
|
|-
|''Lords Of Dogtown
|Sony/Columbia/TriStar
|
|-
|''National Lampoon's Animal House
|Universal
|
|-
|''[[Some Favored Comedians|Saturday Night Live]] Collection - The Best of [[Obesity|Chris Farley]]
|Lions Gate
|
|-
|''[[South Park]]: When Technology Attacks!
|Paramount/Comedy Central
|
|-
|''Spider-Man - The New Animated Series: The Mutant Menace
|Sony/Marvel
|
|-
|''Spider-Man
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Stealth
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''[[Virgin with rage|Superbad]]: Unrated Extended Edition
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Wedding Crashers: Uncorked Edition
|New Line
|
|-
|}

====PlayStation Vita (PSV)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Army Corps of Hell
|Square Enix
|
|-
|''BlazBlue: Continuum Shift Extend
|Arc System Works, Aksys Games
|
|-
|''BreakQuest Extra Evolution
|Beatshapers
|
|-
|''Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
|Spike Chunsoft
|
|-
|''Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair
|Spike Chunsoft
|
|-
|''Danganronpa Another Episode: Ultra Despair Girls
|Spike Chunsoft
|
|-
|''Dokuro
|Gungho Online Entertainment
|
|-
|''Dungeon Hunter: Alliance
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Escape Plan
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gravity Rush
|Sony
|
|-
|''Hotline Miami
|Devolver Digital
|
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf: World Invitational
|Sony
|
|-
|''Hustle Kings
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego [[Harry Potter]]: Years 5-7
|Sony
|
|-
|''Little Deviants
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lumines Electronic Symphony
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''[[ModNation Racers]] [[Ohio trip|Roadtrip]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat
|Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment
|
|-
|''MotorStorm: RC
|Sony
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden Sigma Plus
|Tecmo
|
|-
|''Plants vs. Zombies
|Popcap
|
|-
|''Pinball Arcade
|FarSight Studios
|
|-
|''Pinball Heroes Complete
|Sony
|
|-
|''Pure Chess
|RebelPlay
|
|-
|''PulzAR
|Sony
|
|-
|''Rayman Origins
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Reality Fighters
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ridge Racer
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Resistance: Burning Skies
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time
|Sony
|
|-
|''Star Wars Pinball
|Zen
|
|-
|''Sumioni: Demon Arts
|AQUIRE
|
|-
|''Super Stardust Delta
|Sony
|
|-
|''Table Top Tanks
|Sony
|
|-
|''Tales from Space: Mutant Blobs Attack
|Drinkbox
|
|-
|''Touch My Katamari
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Uncharted: Golden Abyss
|Sony
|
|-
|''Unit 13
|Sony
|
|-
|''Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward
|Chunsoft/Aksys/Rising Star
|
|-
|''Welcome Park
|Sony
|A tutorial game that comes with the Vita
|-
|''WipEout 2048
|Sony
|
|}

===Microsoft===
Despite Chris's avowed hatred of da [[HEXBox]] 360, he tried to sell several games for the original Xbox on [[eBay]].<ref>[[List of Chris's eBay sales]]</ref> In November 2017, he casually mentioned his gamertag<ref>https://www.xboxgamertag.com/search/CWCSonichu1982/</ref> in a Facebook comment.

====Xbox====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Call of Duty 2: Big Red One|''Call of Duty 2: Big Red One'']]
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay|The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay]]''
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Driv3r|''Driv3r'']]
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Celebrity Deathmatch (video game)|Celebrity Deathmatch]]''
|Gotham
|
|-
|}

====Xbox One====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Aftercharge''
| Chainsawesome Games
|
|-
|''Anthem''
| BioWare, Bioware Austin LLC
|
|-
|''Banjo Kazooie: N n B''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|-
|''Banjo-Kazooie''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|-
|''Banjo-Tooie''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|-
|''Dark Souls Remaster''
|From Software, QLOC, Virtuos
|
|-
|''Forza Horizon 4''
|Microsoft
|Drives a custom Sonichu colored Ford Focus
|-
|-
|''Gears of War: Ultimate Edition''
|Microsoft
|
|-
|''Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice''
|Ninja Theory
|
|-
|''Jetpac Refuelled''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Kameo''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|[[Life Is Strange]] Season 2 Episode 1
|Dontnod Entertainment, Deck Nine, Feral Interactive
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat X''
|NetherRealm Studios
|
|-
|''Perfect Dark''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Perfect Dark Zero''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Rare Replay''
|Microsoft
|
|-
|''Realm Royale''
|Heroic Leap Games
|
|-
|''Shadow of the Tomb Raider''
|Square Enix, Feral Interactive
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog 2''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic & Knuckles''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic Generations''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic Forces''
|Sega
|Chris also bought this for the PS4 and Nintendo Switch.
|-
|-
|''Shantae: Half-Genie Hero''
|WayForward Technologies
|
|-
|''Shantae and the Pirate's Curse''
|WayForward Technologies
|
|-
|''Super Lucky's Tale''
|Playful Corp
|
|-
|''Sunset Overdrive''
|Xbox Game Studios
|
|-
|''Thomas Was Alone''
|Mike Bithell
|
|-
|''The Orange Box''
|Valve Corporation, Electronic Arts, EA Bright Light
|
|-
|''Viva Piñata''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Viva Piñata: TIP''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''HALO 5 : GUARDIANS''
|Microsoft
|
|}

===Steam===
{{incomplete}}

Despite Chris's fanboyism towards consoles, Chris has played some games on the PC DRM Steam. The most interesting listing is Payday 2: a game the [[Idea Guys]] were obsessed with.
{|class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Five Nights at Freddy's''
|Scott Cawthon Games
|
|-
|''Payday 2''
|Overkill/505
|
|-
|''Portal''
|Valve Corporation
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic 3 & Knuckles''
|Sega
|
|}

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Between 15 [[April 2020]] and 25 [[February 2021]], Chris was [[Spirit possession|role-playing]] as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], a coping mechanism for the cancellation of [[BABSCon]], and ended it to bash the newest [[My Little Pony]] cartoon.<BR>
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2021-07-13T22:58:11Z

Piratecodet: /* The List */

Welcome to my sandbox.

Get comfy

==The List==
===Nintendo===
===='''Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)'''====
Half of these NES games are on his 3DS Virtual Console (VC), while the others are physical copies for Chris's actual NES console (that he probably rarely plays).

{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''{{w|1942 (video game)|1942}}''
|Capcom
|
|
|$12
|-
|''3D Excitebike
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$5.99
|
|-
|''3D Kirby's Adventure
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$5.99
|
|-
|''3D Kid Icarus
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$5.99
|
|-
|''3D TwinBee
|Konami
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$4.99
|
|-
|''3D Urban Champion
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$4.99
|
|-
|''3D Xevious
|Bandai Namco
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$5.99
|
|-
|''Adventures of Lolo
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|$4.99
|
|-
|''Adventure Island II
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|$4.99
|
|-
|''Balloon Fight
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|$4.99
|
|-
|''{{w|Baseball (1983 video game)|Baseball}}''
|Nintendo
|
|
|$5.58
|-
|''Bases Loaded
|Hamster
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|$4.99
|
|-
|''{{w|Batman (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Batman}}''
|Sunsoft
|
|
|$15.24
|-
|''Blaster Master
|Sunsoft
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Castlequest}}''
|Nexoft
|
|-
|''{{w|Castlevania}}''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Castlevania II: Simon's Quest}}''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse}}''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''City Connection
|Hamster
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Clu Clu Land
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Crash'n the Boys Street Challenge
|Arc System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Dance Aerobics}}''
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Dig Dug
|Bandai Namco
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Donkey Kong
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Donkey Kong Jr.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Donkey Kong 3}}'
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash. Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Donkey Kong Classics''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Double Dragon
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Double Dragon II: The Revenge
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Déjà Vu''
|Kemco-Seika
|
|-
|''{{w|Dr. Mario (video game)|Dr. Mario}}''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash. Rebought twice as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-

|''Galaga
|Bandai Namco
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Gargoyle's Quest II: The Demon's Darkness
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Ghosts'n Goblins
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Gyruss#NES and Famicom|Gyruss}}''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Ice Climber
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Kabuki Quantum Fighter}}''
|HAL
|
|-
|''{{w|Kirby's Adventure}}''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Kung Fu''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''{{w|The Legend of Zelda (video game)|The Legend of Zelda}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''{{w|Little Nemo: The Dream Master}}''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Life Force
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mach Rider
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Mcdonalds|M.C. Kids]]''
|[[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] Games
|
|-
|''Mega Man
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 2
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 4
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 5
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 6
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Mendel Palace}}''
|Hudson Soft
|
|-
|''{{w|Metroid}}''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mighty Bomb Jack
|Tecmo Koei
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mighty Final Fight
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Milon's Secret Castle''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii. Rebought for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''NES Remix Open Tournament Golf
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Ninja Gaiden (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Ninja Gaiden}}''
|Tecmo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden II
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden III: The Ancient Ship of Doom
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Pac-Man''
|Tengen
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Pin*Bot (video game)|Pin-Bot}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Punch-Out!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|R.C. Pro-Am|R.C. Pro-AM}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Renegade
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''River City Ransom
|Technos/Aksys
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Chris and English|Sesame Street ABC]]''
|Hi-Tech
|
|-
|''Short Order/Eggsplode''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sky Kid
|Bandai Namco
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Solomon's Key''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii. Rebought 2 times as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Spelunker
|Tozai Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Star Soldier
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|StarTropics}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Summer Carnival '92 RECCA
|Kaga Electronics
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super C
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Dodge Ball
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. 3
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Super Glove Ball}}''
|Mattel
|Given that this game came with the {{w|Power Glove}}, it is possible Chris also owns the Glove.
|-
|''{{w|Super Mario Bros}}/{{w|Duck Hunt}}/World Class Track Meet''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''{{w|Super Mario Bros. 2}}''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Super Mario Bros. 3}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tecmo Bowl
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Wario's Woods
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS. Bought twice.
|-
|''Wrecking Crew
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1989 video game)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles_II:_The_Arcade_Game#Ports|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Tennis''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Mysterious Murasame Castle
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Three Stooges (video game)|The Three Stooges]]''
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario's Woods|Wario's Woods]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wheel_of_Fortune_(video_game)#NES_version|Wheel of Fortune]]''
|GameTek
|
|-
|''Wrecking Crew''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Zelda II: The Adventure of Link|Zelda II: The Adventure of Link]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS.
|}

===='''Game Boy'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Alleyway|Alleyway]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Barbie: Game Girl|Barbie]]:[[Tomgirl|Game Girl]]''
|Hi-Tech
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Bases Loaded (video game)|Bases Loaded]]''
|Jaleco
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Rescue of Princess Blobette|A Boy and His Blob: The Rescue of Princess Blobette]]''
|Absolute
|
|-
|''Brainbender''
|Electro-Brain
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania: The Adventure|Castlevania Adventure]]''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Cool Spot|Cool Spot]]''
|[[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] Interactive
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Darkwing Duck (Capcom)|Darkwing]] [[Darkbind Sonichu|Duck]]''
|Sunsoft
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong (Game Boy)|Donkey Kong]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong Land|Donkey Kong Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Donald Duck|Duck Tales]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:F-1 Race|F-1 Race]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:List of Fist of the North Star video games|Fist of the North Star]]''
|Electro-Brain
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Game_and_Watch_Gallery#Game_.26_Watch_Gallery|Game and Watch Gallery]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Game Boy Camera|Game Boy Camera (red)]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|Game Boy Camera (blue)
|Nintendo
|That's right - two cameras. Gotta catch 'em all!
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Golf (video game)|Golf]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Heiankyo Alien|Heiankyo Alien]]''
|Meldac
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Home Alone (video game)|Home Alone]]''
|THQ
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters|Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Block Ball
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kirby's Dream Land|Kirby's Dream Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Dream Land 2
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Pinball Land
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Star Stacker
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kwirk|Kirk]]''
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening|The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marble Madness|Marble Madness]]''
|Mindscape
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge|Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge]]''
|Capcom
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man II (Game Boy)|Mega Man II]]''
|Capcom
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man III
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man IV
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man V
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Metroid II: Return of Samus|Metroid II: Return of Samus]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers]]''
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Mole Mania
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mystical Ninja starring Goemon
|Konami
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon Red and Blue|Blue]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Red''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pinball: Revenge of the Gator
|HAL Laboratory
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Pretty Soldier [[Sailor Moon]]''
|Angel
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon R''
|Angel
|A Japanese import
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Qix|Qix]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Quarth|Quarth]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Ren & Stimpy: Cadet Adventures''
|THQ
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Revenge of the 'Gator|Revenge of the Gator]]''
|HAL
|
|-
|''Shanghai''
|HAL
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Land|Super Mario Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins|Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Scrabble''
|Milton-Bradley
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan'']]
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Tennis (video game)|Tennis]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Tetris (Game Boy)|Tetris]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Sword of Hope II
|Kemco
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break|Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''Tumble Pop
|G-Mode
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Turrican|Turrican]]''
|Accolade
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario Blast: Featuring Bomberman!|Wario Blast]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3|Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wave Race|Wave Race]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Who Framed Roger Rabbit (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Who Framed Roger Rabbit]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|
|}

===='''Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES)'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Itchy & Scratchy Game|The Itchy & Scratchy Game]]''
|Bits Studios/Acclaim.
|-
|''The Chessmaster''
|Mindscape
|
|-
|''Legend of the Mystical Ninja
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Mario Paint''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mega Man X''
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Pilotwings''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Fox''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Stunt Race FX''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Game Boy''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''Super Mario All-Stars''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Kart''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario World''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Metroid''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Scope 6-in-1''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time''
|Konami
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Safari''
|Nintendo
|
|}

===='''Nintendo 64 (N64)'''====
According to an [[Jackie E-mails 12|e-mail to Jackie]], Chris sold his Nintendo 64 and all of the games listed below (save for the Wii downloads, obviously) in [[August 2010]].
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Banjo-Kazooie
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Cruisn' USA
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Diddy Kong Racing
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Hey You, Pikachu!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Lego]] Racers
|Lego Media
|
|-
|''Mario Kart 64
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Trolls|Mischief Makers]]
||Nintendo
|
|-
|''Paper Mario''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Pokémon Puzzle League
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Snap
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Snap
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Pokémon Stadium
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pokémon Stadium 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sin & Punishment|Sin & Punishment]]''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Star Fox 64
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Wave Race 64''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Story''
|Nintendo
|
|}

===='''Game Boy Color (GBC)'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Bionic Commando: Elite Forces
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 2''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 3''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Gex: Enter the Gecko''
|Crave
|
|-
|''Harvest Moon GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Harvest Moon 2 GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Harvest Moon 3 GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Legend of the River King
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Legend of the River King 2
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Lufia: The Legend Returns
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mario Tennis
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man Xtreme
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man Xtreme 2
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Crystal
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Gold
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pinball
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Puzzle Challenge
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Silver
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Trading Card Game
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|'''''Pokémon Yellow
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Rayman
|Ubisoft
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Shantae
|WayForward
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. Deluxe
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Toki Tori
|Two Tribes Publishing
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Wario Land II
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wario Land III
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Xtreme Sports
|WayForward
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|}

====Game Boy Advance (GBA)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Chu Chu Rocket
|Sega
|
|-
|''Classic NES Series: Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''e-Reader
|Nintendo
|Nintendo’s barcode reader peripheral for ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' and other games.
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure Max Heart
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 4
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Game Boy Advance Jukebox
|Gamester
|A GBA player for MP3 music files.
|-
|''Gumby Vs. the Astrobots
|Namco
|
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi: Kaznapped
|THQ
|
|-
|''Klonoa 2: Dream Champ Tournament
|Namco
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Super Circuit
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario vs. Donkey Kong
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Fusion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[My Little Pony]]: The Runaway Rainbow
|THQ
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Emerald
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon FireRed
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon LeafGreen
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pinball: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ruby
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Advance
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Advance 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Advance 3
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Battle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Pinball Party
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Genesis
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Mario Advance
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris Worlds
|THQ
|
|-
|''The Three Stooges
|Cinemaware
|
|-
|''Wario Land 4
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc. Mega Microgame$
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Twisted
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
|Nintendo
|
|}
===='''Game Boy Advance Video'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''All Grown Up! Volume 1
|Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Limited Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Platinum Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Premium Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|Chris’s 100th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Special Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Volume 1
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''The Fairly Oddparents: Volume 1
|Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 1
| Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 2
| Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: Beach Blank-Out Blastoise
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: For Ho-Oh the Bells Toll!
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: I Choose You!
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: Johto Photo Finish
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Sonic X Volume 1: A Super Sonic Hero!
|Sega/Majesco
|
|}

====Nintendo GameCube (NGC)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Amazing Island
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Animal Crossing]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:BMX XXX|BMX XXX]]
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
|Nintendo
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the Gamecube
|-
|''Evolution Worlds
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''F-Zero GX
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Go! Go! Hypergrind
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Party
|Konami
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time/Master Quest
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Luigi's Mansion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!! Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:MC Groovz Dance Craze|MC Groovz Dance Craze]]
|MadCatz
|
|-
|''Mario Party 5
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party 7
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pac-Man Vs.
|Namco
|
|-
|''Pac-Man World 2
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Box: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Channel
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Colosseum
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Colosseum Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage - [[Pickle]]d Edition
|BAM!
|
|-
|'''''[[Blake|Shadow the Hedgehog]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Gems Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Heroes
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Mega Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Riders
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|
|-
|''Spider-Man
|Activision
|
|-
|''Spyro: A Hero's Tail
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Star Fox Adventures
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Leader: Rogue Squadron 2
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Squadron 3: Rebel Strike
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Super Mario Sunshine
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Melee
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc.: Mega Party Game$!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wave Race: Blue Storm
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Gamecube Preview Disc
|Nintendo/Sega/Others
|
|}

====Nintendo DS and DSi====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''100 Classic Books
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''3D MahJong
|Cosmigo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''[[Animal Crossing]] Wild World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''A Kappa's Trail
|Nintendo
|Digital Purchase via DsiWare
|-
|''Airport Mania: First Flight
|Lemon Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Airport Mania: Non-Stop Flights
|Lemon Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 1- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 2- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 3- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 4- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Art Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Big Brain Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Slow in the minds|Brain Age]]
|Nintendo
|Chris’s 150th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cooking Mama
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Drill Dozer
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest IX:Seninels of the Starry Skies
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest VI: Realms of Revelation
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest Monsters: Joker 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Faceez! Monsters
|Neko Entertainment
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''[[Love quest|Feel the Magic XY/XX]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Flipnote Studio]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fossil Fighters: Champions
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Futari wa Pretty Cure Max Heart Danzen! DS
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Collection
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Golden Sun: Dark Dawn
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''House M.D.- Episode 1: Globetrotting
|Legacy Interactive
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''House M.D.- Episode 2: The Blue Meanie
|Legacy Interactive
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
|THQ
|
|-
|''Jump Superstars
|Nintendo
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Kirby: Canvas Curse
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby Mass Attack
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Magnetica
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Hoops 3-on-3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Vs. Donkey Kong 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Vs. Donkey Kong: Mini-Land Mayhem!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters First Hunt
|Nintendo
|A demo cartridge
|-
|''Metroid Prime Pinball
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs: Dachshund & Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Picross 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Black and White
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Black and White 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Conquest
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Dash
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Diamond
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Blue Rescue Team
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pearl
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ranger
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ranger: Guardian Signs
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Trozei!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Polarium|Polarium]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Last Specter
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Retro Atari Classics
|Atari
|
|-
|''The Rub Rabbits
|Sega
|
|-
|''Snood 2: On Vacation
|DSI
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Colors DS
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rush
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rush Adventure
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sprung]]
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Star Fox Command
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sudoku Gridmaster
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64 DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Princess Peach
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''True Swing Golf
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare D.I.Y.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Touched
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] Nightmare Troubadour
|Konami
|
|}

====Wii====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing City Folk
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''AquaSpace
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Art Style: Rotozoa
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Battalion Wars 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario Online RX
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Elebits
|Konami
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country Returns
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Family Table Tennis
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Fortune Street
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''FlingSmash
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fluidity
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Link's Crossbow Training
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Dream Collection
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Epic Yarn
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Return to Dream Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 1
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 2
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 3
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
|Sega
|
|-
|''Mario Kart Wii
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party 9
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Sports Mix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Super Sluggers
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid: Other M
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 3 Corruption
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''My Pokémon Ranch
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Mystery Case Files: The Malgrave Incident
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[White knights|NiGHTs]]: Journey of Dreams
|Sega
|
|-
|''Pikmin 2
|Nintendo
|A Wii port with a new control scheme
|-
|'''''Pokémon Battle Revolution
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Poképark Wii: Pikachu's Adventure
|Nintendo
|
|-

|'''''Poképark 2: Wonders Beyond
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pong Toss Pro- Frat Party Games
|JV Games Inc.
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''ThruSpace
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Rhythm Heaven Fever
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Samurai Warriors 3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sin & Punishment: Star Successor
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''SNK Arcade Classics Volume 1
|SNK
|
|-
|''Snowpack Park
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic and the Secret Rings
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Chaos
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] Legends
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Get Even
|Square Enix
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Mario All-Stars 25th Anniversary Edition
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Galaxy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Brawl
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wario Land: Shake It!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Music
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Party
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Play
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Play: Motion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Sports
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''World of Goo
|2D Boy
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Xenoblade Chronicles
|Nintendo
|
|}

====TurboGrafx-16 Entertainment SuperSystem====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Bonk's Adventure''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Wii
|}
====Nintendo 3DS====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value

|-
|''3D Game Collection
|Joindots
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D Solitaire
|Zen Studios
|
|-
|''Air Battle Hockey 3D
|10TACLE
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing: New Leaf
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Art Academy: Lessons for Everyone!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''BearShark
|CollegeHumor
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Brain Age: Concentration Training
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Bravely Default
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Crazy Construction
|G-Style
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Chibi-Robo! Photo Finder
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crashmo
|Nintendo
| A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crosswords Plus
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dedede's Drum Dash Deluxe
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dillon's Rolling Western
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dillon's Rolling Western: The Last Ranger
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Disney Magical World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Family Tennis 3D
|ARC System Works
|
|-
|''Fire Emblem: Awakening
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fluidity: Spin Cycle
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Freakyforms: Your Creations, Alive!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Freakyforms Deluxe: Your Creations, Alive!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Frogger 3D
|Konami
|Attempted to sell on [[eBay]]
|-
|''Gardenscapes
|Joindots
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''HarmoKnight
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kersploosh!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Ketzal's Corridors
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kid Icarus: Uprising
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby Fighters Deluxe
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby: Triple Deluxe
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Lego City Undercover: The Chase Begins
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario & Luigi: Dream Team
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Mario and Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games
|SEGA
|
|-
|''Mario and Donkey Kong: Mini's on the Move
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mario Golf: World Tour
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart 7
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party: Island Tour
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Tennis Open
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mighty Milky Way<ref>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]</ref>
|WayForward
|
|-
|''Naruto Powerful Shippuden
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros. 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendo 3DS Guide: Louvre
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: French Bulldog & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: Golden Retriever & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: Toy Poodle & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Outdoors Unleashed: Africa 3D
|Teyon
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Paper Mario: Sticker Star
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pikmin Short Movies 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pilotwings Resort
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Plain Video Poker
|PouncingKitten
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-

|'''''Pokédex 3D
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokedex 3D Pro
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Art Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Battle Trozei
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Dream Radar
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Gates to Infinity
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Omega Ruby
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Alpha Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Rumble Blast
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon X and Y|X]]''
|Nintendo
|Friend Codes Available via [[Facebook]]
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon X and Y|Y]]''
|Nintendo
|Friend Codes Available via [[Facebook]]
|-
|''Photo with Mario
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Azran Legacy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pushmo
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Rusty's Real Deal Baseball
|Nintendo
|His acquisition of every minigame led to the subject of an [[Pappy Van Poodle Interview|interview over his supposed sighting of an obscure character]].
|-
|''Sakura Samurai: Art of the Sword
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic All-Stars Racing Transformed
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Boom: Shattered Crystal
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Generations
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Lost World
|SEGA
|All DLC in this game purchased
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sparkle Snapshots 3D
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Spirit Camera: The Cursed Memoir
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Fox 64 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Steel Diver
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Steel Diver: Sub Wars
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Style Savvy: Trendsetters
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 3D Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sweet Memories: Blackjack
|Circle Entertainment Ltd.
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Tekken 3D
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Tetris: Axis
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Denpa Men: They Came By Wave
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Denpa Men 2: Beyond the Waves
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Denpa Men 3: The Rise of Digitoll
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tokyo Crash Mobs
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Tomodachi Life
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Ultimate NES Remix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Xtreme Sports
|WayForward
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Yoshi's New Island
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Wii U====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing Plaza'''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Arrow Time U
|XenoHorizon
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Art Academy: Sketchpad
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Bayonetta
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Bayonetta 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Luigi
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Game & Wario
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Hyrule Warriors
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Lego City Undercover
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Little Inferno
|Tommorrow Corporation
|A digital download for the Wii U.
|-
|''Family Party: 30 Great Games Obstacle Arcade
|D3Publisher
|
|-
|[[Mario Kart 8 Videos|''Mario Kart 8'']]
|Nintendo
|Revealed via Mario Kart 8 TV
|-
|'''''Mario & Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games'''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix 1
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix Pack
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros. U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Luigi U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden 3: Razor's Edge
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendo Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Poker Dice Solitaire Future
|RCMADIAX
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Pikmin 3
|Nintendo
|Bundled with Wii U console
|-
|''Pikmin Short Movies HD
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Rumble U'''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Pushmo World
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Rock Zombie
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Sing Party
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Skylanders Trap Team
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing Transformed
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Lost World
|SEGA
|
|-
|''Splatoon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 3D World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Maker
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. for Wii U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Letter
|TreeFall Studios
|A digital download for the Wii U. Also infamous for being absolute shit.
|-
|''The Wonderful 101
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Fit U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Party U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii U Panorama View
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U.
|-
|''ZombiU
|Ubisoft
|
|}

====Nintendo Switch====

{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|'''''8-Bit Adventure Steins;Gate'''<ref name=Switchfriend>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/post-4428480</ref>
|Spike Chunsoft
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing New Horizons'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Nintendo
|-
|'''''Pokémon: Let's Go, Pikachu'''
|The Pokémon Company and Nintendo
| Chris owns 6 Pokeball Plus peripherals for this game
|-
|'''''Pokémon Quest'''<ref name=Switchfriend2>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/post-4482126</ref>
|The Pokémon Company and Nintendo
|I mean its Pokemon and its free :/
|-
|'''''Sonic Forces'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Sega
|Chris also bought this for PS4 and X-box.
|-
|'''''Starlink: Battle for Atlas'''
|Ubisoft
|Chris owns two copies. Seen in [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)]]
|-
|'''''Super Smash Bros. Ultimate'''
|Nintendo
|Also seen in [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)]]
|-
|'''''Tetris 99'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Nintendo
|Played for 350 hours as of August 2020.
|-
|'''''Sonic Mania'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Sega
|-
|'''''Team Sonic Racing'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Sega
|-
|'''''Super Mario Odyssey'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Nintendo
|-
|'''''Freedom Planet'''
|GalaxyTrail
|-
|'''''Mega Man 11'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Capcom
|-
|'''''Pokémon Sword & Pokémon Shield'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|The Pokémon Company and Nintendo
|Chris bought Pokémon Sword and obtained Pokémon Shield as a present from a [[Weening|Ween]] after begging for it on his 38th birthday.
|}

===Sega===
====Sega Master System====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Wonder Boy''
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii. The only SMS game he has.
|}

====Sega Genesis (Mega Drive)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Alien Soldier''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Animaniacs (video game)|Animaniacs (video game)]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Bubsy in Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind|Bubsy in Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind]]
|Accolade
|
|-
|''Desert Strike
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Fantasia (video game)|Fantasia]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Genesis 6-Pak
|Sega
|
|-
|''Kid Chameleon
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Klax (video game)|Klax]]
|Tengen
|
|-
|''Monopoly
|Parker Brothers
|
|-
|''[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Ms. Pac Man]]
|Tengen
|
|-
|''Rocket Knight Adventures
|Konami
|
|-
|'''''Sonic & [[Punchy Sonichu|Knuckles]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic 3-D Blast
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 3
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Spinball
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Star Trek: The Next Generation
|Spectrum HoloByte
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Toy Story (video game)|Toy Story]]
|Disney Interactive
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:X-Men(1993 video game)|X-Men]]
|Sega
|
|}

On 6 July 2018, Chris bought a Sega Genesis console off of eBay, apparently as a replacement<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-666#post-3536962</ref>.

====Sega Game Gear====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''The Chessmaster
|Sega
|
|-
|''Columns
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crystal Warriors
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Defenders of Oasis
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Desert Speedtrap Starring Road Runner & Wile E. Coyote
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dragon Crystal
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''G-LOC Air Battle
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Krusty’s Fun House
|Flying Edge
|
|-
|''Quest for the Shaven Yak Starring Ren & Stimpy
|Sega
|
|-
|''Shining Force: Sword of Hajya
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Shinobi
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic Drift 2
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog GG
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 2 GG
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic Blast
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Chaos
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Triple Trouble
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Sonic Labyrinth
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Super Columns
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Tails' Adventure
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Vampire Master of Darkness
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|}

====Sega CD====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Batman Returns
|Sega
|
|-
|''Double Switch
|Digital Pictures
|
|-
|''Ecco: The Tides of Time
|Sega
|
|-
|''Flashback: [[Liquid Chris|The Quest for Identity]]
|U.S. Gold
|
|-
|''Jaguar XJ220
|JVC
|
|-
|''Jurassic Park
|Sega
|
|-
|''Mad Dog McCree
|American Laser Games
|
|-
|''[[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin Power Rangers]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Rape|Night Trap]]
|Digital Pictures
|
|-
|''Power Factory Featuring C+C Music Factory
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Classics Arcade Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sewer Shark|Sewer Shark]]
|Sony Imagesoft
|
|-
|''Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Detective
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic CD
|Sega
|
|-
|''Star Wars: Rebel Assault
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Time Gal
|Renovation
|
|-
|''Tomcat Alley
|Sega
|
|-
|''Wirehead
|Sega
|
|}

====Sega 32X====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''B.C. Racers
|Front Street Publishing
|
|-
|''Cosmic Carnage
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Knuckles Chaotix
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[I AM STRONG|Toughman Contest]]
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter
|Sega
|
|-
|''Virtua Racing Deluxe
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega Saturn====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Baku Baku
|Sega
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden URA
|Sega
|
|-
|''Fighters Megamix
|Sega
|
|-
|''NiGHTs into Dreams
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic 3D Blast
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic R
|Sega
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter Remix
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega Dreamcast====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Bleem! *Gran Turismo 2*
|Bleem
|An emulation disc for the PlayStation ''GT2''
|-
|''Seaman
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Son-Chu|Chu Chu]] Rocket
|Sega
|
|-
|''Crazy Taxi
|Sega
|
|-
|''Evolution
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Evolution 2
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Jet Grind Radio
|Sega
|
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|
|-
|''The Next Tetris
|Crave
|
|-
|''Q*Bert
|Hasbro Interactive
|
|-
|''[[List_of_cards_from_The_Wall_of_Originals#Espanolic|Samba de Amigo]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Dreamcast Generator D.1
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack V.1
|Sega
|
|-
|''Skies of Arcadia
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Shuffle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[South Park]]: [[CADD Chef|Chef's]] [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Luv Shack]]
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Magnetic Neo
|Crave
|
|-
|''Suzuki Alstare Extreme Racing
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Time Stalkers
|Sega
|
|-
|''Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation
|Eidos Interactive
|
|-
|''Toy Commander
|No Cliché
|
|-
|''Virtual-On Oratorio Tangram
|Activision
|
|-
|''Wetrix +
|XICAT
|
|}

===Sony===
==== PlayStation (PSX, PSone)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''2Xtreme
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Activision Classics
|Activision
|
|-
|''Amazing Virtual Sea-Monkies, The
|[[Greene County Conspiracy|Conspiracy]]
|
|-
|''Arcade's Greatest Hits - The Midway Collection 2
|Midway
|
|-
|''Atari Anniversary Edition Redux
|Infogrames
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden
|Takara
|
|-
|'''''Beast Wars [[Transformers]]
|Hasbro Interactive
|
|-
|''Blaster Master: Blasting Again
|Crave
|
|-
|''Bowling
|A1
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''[[Chris and anger|Bloody Roar]]
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Bubsy 3D
|Accolade
|
|-
|''Casper: Friends Around the World
|Sound Source
|
|-
|''Castlevania Chronicles
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 4
|Sony
|
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Sony
|A physical copy
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bash
|Sony
|
|-
|''Danger Girl
|THQ
|
|-
|''Dead in the Water
|ASC Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Defcon 5
|Data East
|
|-
|''Destruction Derby
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Dragon Ball GT: Final Bout
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Ultimate Battle 22
|Infogrames
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII
|Square Enix
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''[[Son-Chu|Ford]] Racing
|Empire Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Frogger
|Hasbro Interactive
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo 2
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gundam Battle Assault 2
|Bandai
|
|-
|''[[Plush Breasts|Hooters:]] Road Trip
|Ubisoft
|There's only [[Mass debating|only logical reason]] why Chris bought this.
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|989 Studios
|A physical copy
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|Jumping Flash!}}
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|The King of Fighters '99}}
|SNK
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|Klonoa: Door to Phantomile}}
|Namco
|
|-
|''[[Lego]] Island 2: The Brickster's Revenge
|Lego Software
|
|-
|''Loaded
|Interplay
|
|-
|''Medal of Honor
|Electronic Arts
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Medal of Honor Underground
|Electronic Arts
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''MediEvil
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mega Man Legends
|Capcom
|
|-
|'''''[[Metal Gear Solid]]
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Miracle Space Race
|Mud Duck
|
|-
|''Mobile Light Force
|XS Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mortal Kombat 4
|Midway
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''MTV Music Generator
|Codemasters
|
|-
|''Need For Speed: High Stakes
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Need For Speed III: Hot Pursuit
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|[[Obesity|Pizza Hut]] Sampler Disc 2
|Sony
|
|-
|''[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Pooh's]] Party Game: In Search of the Treasure
|Disney
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack 1
|Sony
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Summer 2000
|Sony
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Winter 2000
|Sony
|
|-
|''Porsche Challenge
|Sony
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Chemical X-Traction
|BAM!
|
|-
|''Puzzle Star Sweep
|A1 Games
|
|-
|''Rally Cross
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman 2: The Great Escape
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director's Cut
|Capcom
|A physical copy
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director’s Cut
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
|Capcom
|A demo disc
|-
|''R-Types
|Agetec
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''R-Type Delta
|Agetec
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''SimCity 2000
|Maxis
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Small Soldiers
|Electronic Arts
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''SnoCross Championship Racing
|Crave Entertainment
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''[[Bionic the Hedgehog|Space Jam]]
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Spec Ops: Airborne Commando
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Covert Assault
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Ranger Elite
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Stealth Patrol
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Speed Racer
|Jaleco
|
|-
|''[[Homos|Spice World]]
|Psygnosis
|
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Sony
|A physical copy
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro: Year of the Dragon
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Star Wars Episode I: Jedi Power Battles
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha 2
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Suikoden
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Superstar Dance Club: #1 Hits
|XS Games
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Syphon Filter 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Ten Pin Alley
|ASC Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|Tekken 2}}
|Namco
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tekken 2
|Namco
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider
|Eidos Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Toy Story 2: Buzz Lightyear to the Rescue!
|Activision
|
|-
|''Twisted Metal 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Um Jammer Lammy
|Sony
|
|-
|''Vandal Hearts
|Konami
|
|-
|''V.I.P.
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Vigilante 8: 2nd Offense
|Activision
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Williams Arcade's Greatest Hits
|Williams
|
|-
|''XS Junior League Soccer
|XS Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|}

====PlayStation 2 (PS2)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 105
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 106
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 107
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 108
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 109
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 110
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 111
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 112
|Sony
|
|-
|''Aeon Flux
|Majesco
|
|-
|''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]] - Zombie Ninja Pro-Am
|Midway/[[Adult Swim]] Games
|
|-
|''[[Britney Spears|Britney's]] Dance Beat
|THQ
|
|-
|''Crash Nitro Kart
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Crash [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Twinsanity]]
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Extreme
|Konami
|
|-
|''Dark Cloud
|Sony
|
|-
|''EyeToy Play
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''[[Family Guy]] Video Game!
|2K/Fox
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 2
|-
|''Fatal Frame
|Tecmo
|
|-
|''Grand Theft Auto 3
|Rockstar Games
|Attempted to sell on [[eBay]].
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]]
|RedOctane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero II
|RedOctane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Encore - Rocks The 80s
|RedOctane
|
|-
|''The Guy Game
|Gathering
|This game was pulled from print after it was found that one of the models who [[Mass debating|flashed the camera]] was [[Pedofork|only 17]].
|-
|''InuYasha: The Secret of the Cursed Mask
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Jak X: Combat Racing
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 10
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 11
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 14
|Sony
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Volume 3
|Konami
|
|-
|''{{w|Kingdom Hearts (video game)|Kingdom Hearts}}
|Square Enix
|
|-
|''{{w|Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil}}
|Namco
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marc Eckō's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure|Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure]]
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo]]
|Bandai
|
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]] 2
|Sony
|
|-
|PSUnderground Summer Sampler
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Mega Collection Plus
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''Soul Calibur III
|Bandai/Namco
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5: Special Edition
|Sega
|
|-
|''Taiko Drum Master
|Namco
|
|-
|''Tekken Tag Tournament
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]]
|Atari
|
|-
|''Unreal Tournament
|Infogrames
|
|}

====PlayStation 3 (PS3)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''3D Dot Game Heroes
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Age of Booty
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Altered Beast
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Ape Escape (Playstation Move)
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Aquatopia
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Armored Core 4
|Sega
|
|-
|''Astro Tripper
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Back to the Future: The Game
|Telltale
|Both the disc version and the downloadable version
|-
|''Band Hero
|Activision
|
|-
|''Battle Fantasia
|Aksys
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[100 2269|The Beatles: Rock Band]]
|MTV Games
|
|-
|''Beat Sketcher <ref>[[:File:BeatSketcher20101012.png]]</ref>
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bejeweled 3
|Popcap
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bionic Commando (2009)
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Bionic Commando Rearmed
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bioshock
|2K Games
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blade Kitten
|Atari
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Blast Factor
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $8 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blokus
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Blue Toad Murder Files: The Mysteries of Little Riddle
|Relentless Software
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Blur (video game)|Blur (Video game)]]
|Bizarre Creations
|
|-
|''Bomberman Ultra
|Hudson Soft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Borderlands
|2K Games
|
|-
|''Braid
|Number None
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Brutal Legend|Brütal Legend]]'''''
|Electronic Arts
|Chris's 50th physical acquisition for the PS3.
|-
|''BurgerTime World Tour
|MonkeyPaw Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Burn Zombie Burn
|Pinnacle
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Burnout Paradise
|Electronic Arts
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $67 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: Monster Rally
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: Robo Jam
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz TV
|Sony
|Approximately $31 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz World
|Sony
|
|-
|''Calling All Cars
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Catherine
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Championship Sprint
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena
|Atari
|
|-
|''Comet Crash
|Pelfast
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Comix Zone
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Costume Quest
|THQ
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Crash Commando
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Crescent Pale Mist
|Rockin' Android
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Critter Crunch
|Capybara Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Cuboid
|TikGames, LLC
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Dark Sector
|D3 Publisher
|
|-
|''Dead Space
|Electronic Arts
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Disgaea 3: Absence of Justice
|NIS America
|Approximately $65 spent on DLC.
|-
|''DuckTales: Remastered''
|Capcom
|*FC* - [[May 2017]] - $15.00 - Chris bought this shortly after buying ''The Disney Afternoon Collection'' for the PS4, even though the original version is included in that pack.
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Burst Limit
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Chandler cats|Droplitz]]
|Atlus
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
|Bethesda
|"Game of the Year Edition"
|-
|''Elefunk
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Enchanted Arms
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|'''''[[The Eye of Judgement]]
|Sony
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Fairytale Fights
|Playlogic
|
|-
|''[[Family Guy|Family Guy]]:Back to the Multiverse
|Activision
|
|-
|''Fallout: New Vegas
|Bethesda
|
|-
|''Far Cry 2
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Obesity|Fat]] Princess
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''flOw
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Homo|Flower]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Folklore
|Sony
|
|-
|''Fret Nice
|Tecmo
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Frogger Returns
|Konami
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Giant Enemy Crab|Genji: Days of the Blade]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Go! Puzzle
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Go! Sports Ski
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Go! Sports Skydiving
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $12 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[God of War]] III
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''God of War Collection
|Sony
|
|-
|''Grand Theft Auto IV
|Rockstar Games
|
|-
|''Gravity Crash
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Green Day: Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|Interestingly enough, their frontman is a [[homo]].
|-
|''GripShift v2.0
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Gauntlet II
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock
|RedOctane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero 5
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Aerosmith
|RedOctane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Hits
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Metallica
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Van Halen
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero World Tour
|RedOctane
|
|-
|''Gunstar Heroes
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Hail to the Chimp
|Game[[Duck|cock]]
|
|-
|''Hamilton's Great Adventure
|Fatshark
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Heavenly Sword
|Sony
|
|-
|''Heavy Rain
|Sony
|
|-
|''High Stakes: Poker Edition
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''High Velocity Bowling
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|''The House of the Dead III
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''inFamous
|Sony
|
|-
|''Invincible Tiger: The Legend of Han Tao
|Bandai Namco
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Jak and Daxter Collection
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jeopardy!
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Joust
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Killzone 2
|Sony
|Approximately $6 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Lair
|Sony
|
|-
|''The Last Guy
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|''The Lego Movie Videogame
|WB Games
|
|-
|''Lego Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust
|Codemasters
|
|-
|''Lemmings
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''LIMBO
|Playdead
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Linger in Shadows
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|Approximately $98 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''LittleBigPlanet 2
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''LittleBigPlanet 3
|Sony
|
|-
|''LocoRoco Cocoreccho!
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mainichi Issho
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom 2
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Marvel Ultimate Alliance
|Activision
|
|-
|''Mega [[JERKS|Man]] 9
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mega Man 10
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mesmerize
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Sonichu's Edge|Mirror's Edge]]
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire
|Bandai Namco Games
|
|-
|'''''[[ModNation Racers]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Monster Madness: Grave Danger
|South Peak Interactive
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat (2009)
|WB Games
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat II
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Motorstorm
|Sony
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Motorstorm RC
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mushroom Wars
|Creat Studios
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Namco Museum Essentials
|Bandai Namco Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Noby Noby Boy
|Bandai Namco Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Novastrike
|Tiki Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Nucleus
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PAIN
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $41 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PAYDAY: The Heist
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode One
|Hothead Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode Two
|Hothead Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PixelJunk Eden Encore
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Monsters Encore
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Racers
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PixelJunk Shooter
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Piyotama
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale
|Sony
|
|-
|''Q*Bert v2.0
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rag Doll Kung Fu: Fists of Plastic
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rampage
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rampart
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank Future: [[Fuck Quest|Quest for Booty]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rayman 3 HD
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Red Faction Guerrilla
|THQ
|
|-
|''Resident Evil 5
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Resistance: Fall of Man
|Sony
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 3
|-
|''Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Rock Band 2
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Rock Revolution
|Konami
|
|-
|''Saints Row 2
|THQ
|
|-
|''Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 1: The Penal Zone
|Telltale Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''SAW
|Konami
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars Tennis
|Sega
|
|-
|''The Simpsons Game
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Siren: Blood Curse
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Snakeball
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic CD
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic Generations
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog (2006)
|Sega
|Approximately $7.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog 4 Episode 1
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Unleashed
|Sega
|Approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] IV
|Bandai Namco
|"Premium edition"; approximately $33.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Soul Calibur V
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Spider-Man 3
|Activision
|"Collector’s edition"
|-
|''Stranglehold
|Midway
|"Collector’s edition"; approximately $15 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[CWC Fighter|Street Fighter IV]]
|Capcom
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Stuntman Ignition
|THQ
|
|-
|''Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super [[Mass debating|Rub a Dub]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super Stardust HD
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super Street Fighter IV
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars
|Psyonix
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Re-Shelled
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection
|Namco
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Tekken Hybrid
|Namco
|
|-
|''Timeshift
|Vivendi Games
|
|-
|''Toy Home
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $7 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Transformers - The Game
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
|Activision
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Trash Panic
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
|Sony
|
|-
|''Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception
|Sony
|
|-
|''UNO
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Untold Legends: Dark Kingdom
|Sony
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter 5
|Sega
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh
|Warner Bros.
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh Part 2
|Warner Bros.
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wheel of Fortune
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''WipEout HD
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wolf of the Battlefield: Commando 3
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wolfenstein 3D
|Activision
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''X-Blades
|SouthPeak Games
|
|-
|''Zen Pinball
|Zen Studios
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|}

====PlayStation 4 (PS4)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Little Big Planet 3
|Sony
|Chris bought this game before acquiring a PS4.
|-
|''The Playroom
|Sony
|
|-
|''Call Of Duty Black Ops 3
|Activision
|
|-
|''inFAMOUS Second Son
|Sony
|
|-
|''Destiny
|Sony
|
|-
|''Disney Afternoon Collection''
|Capcom
|*FC* $20.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Freedom Planet''
|GalaxyTrail
|*FC* $15.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Giana Sisters Twisted Dreams - Director's Cut''
|Black Forest
|*FC* $15.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Killzone Shadow Fall
|Sony
|
|-
|''Knack
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego Dimensions
|WB Games
|
|-
|''Lego Worlds''
|WB Games
|*FC* - [[March 2017]] - Chris used profit from selling his father's stamp collection to buy this on its 7 March release date for $30.
|-
|''PaRappa the Rapper Remastered''
|Sony
|*FC* $15.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Pure Chess''
|Ripstone
|*FC* $8.00 - [[April 2017]]
|-
|''Sonic Forces
|Sega
|*FC* $39.99 - [[November 2017]]. Chris also bought this for Xbox and Nintendo Switch
|-
|''Skylanders Swap Force
|Activision
|
|-
|''Skylanders Trap Team
|Activision
|
|-
|''TRANSFORMERS: Devastation
|Activision
|
|-
|''Yu-Gi-Oh: Legacy of the Duelist
|Konami
|
|-
|}

====PlayStation Portable (PSP)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Ape Escape Academy
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ape Escape ~ On the Loose
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ape Quest
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Armored Core: Formula Front - Extreme Battle
|Agetec
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury - Blazin' Trails
|Sony
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury Pro
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Beats
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Fuck quest|Brooktown High]]
|Konami
|
|-
|''Bust-A-Move Deluxe
|Majesco
|
|-
|''BUZZ! Master Quiz
|Sony
|
|-
|''Carol Vorderman's Sudoku
|Secret Stash
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Vivendi Universal Games
|
|-
|''Darkstalkers Chronicle - The Chaos Tower
|Capcom
|Chris's 50th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|''Daxter
|Sony
|
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $5 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Every Extend Extra
|Buena Vista Games
|
|-
|''EXIT
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Frogger: [[Slow-in-the-minds|Helmet Chaos]]
|Konami
|
|-
|''Gangs of London
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gangs Of London
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus Special Edition: Battle of Attica
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gripshift
|Red Mile
|
|-
|''Guilty Gear Judgement
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Gunpey
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Gurumin - A Monstrous Adventure
|Mastiff
|
|-
|''[[Harvey Birdman Commercial|Harvey Birdman]] - Attorney At Law
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Hot Pixel
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Recycling|Infected]]
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''[[Cwcville|Kingdom of Paradise]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego Stars Wars II: The Original Trilogy
|LucasArts
|
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Locoroco
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lumines II
|Buena Vista Games
|
|-
|''Mercury Meltdown
|Ignition
|
|-
|''Mind Quiz
| Ubisoft
|
|-
|''MLB 07: The Show
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam - Battle Royale
|Bandai Namco Games
|A Japanese import
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''[[Autism|PQ Practical Intelligence Quotient]]
|D3
|
|-
|''Puzzle Challenge Crosswords and More
|Crave
|
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank: [[Duck|Size Matters]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sampler Disc for PSP Vol.1
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sega Genesis Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Clover and Snoopy|Snoopy]] Vs. the Red Baron
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''SOCOM U.S. Navy SEALs Fireteam Bravo
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rivals
|Sega
|Chris's 25th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|'''''Sonic Rivals 2
|Sega
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Extreme
|Taito
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Combat Ops
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Logan's Shadow
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Tekken: Dark Resurrection
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''The Con
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''Transformers - The Game
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Fridays After Five|Ultimate Block Party]]
|Conspiracy
|
|-
|''WipEout Pure
|Sony
|
|-
|''WTF: Work Time Fun
|D3 Publisher
|
|}

====Universal Media Disc (UMD) Video====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Ah! My Goddess the Movie
|Geneon
|
|-
|''Christmas with the Kranks
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Creature Comforts: The Complete First Season
|Sony
|
|-
|''[[Family Guy]]: Freakin' Sweet Collection
|Fox
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
|Sony
|
|-
|''Fun with Dick and Jane
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Into the Blue
|Sony/Columbia/MGM
|
|-
|''Lords Of Dogtown
|Sony/Columbia/TriStar
|
|-
|''National Lampoon's Animal House
|Universal
|
|-
|''[[Some Favored Comedians|Saturday Night Live]] Collection - The Best of [[Obesity|Chris Farley]]
|Lions Gate
|
|-
|''[[South Park]]: When Technology Attacks!
|Paramount/Comedy Central
|
|-
|''Spider-Man - The New Animated Series: The Mutant Menace
|Sony/Marvel
|
|-
|''Spider-Man
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Stealth
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''[[Virgin with rage|Superbad]]: Unrated Extended Edition
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Wedding Crashers: Uncorked Edition
|New Line
|
|-
|}

====PlayStation Vita (PSV)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Army Corps of Hell
|Square Enix
|
|-
|''BlazBlue: Continuum Shift Extend
|Arc System Works, Aksys Games
|
|-
|''BreakQuest Extra Evolution
|Beatshapers
|
|-
|''Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
|Spike Chunsoft
|
|-
|''Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair
|Spike Chunsoft
|
|-
|''Danganronpa Another Episode: Ultra Despair Girls
|Spike Chunsoft
|
|-
|''Dokuro
|Gungho Online Entertainment
|
|-
|''Dungeon Hunter: Alliance
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Escape Plan
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gravity Rush
|Sony
|
|-
|''Hotline Miami
|Devolver Digital
|
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf: World Invitational
|Sony
|
|-
|''Hustle Kings
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego [[Harry Potter]]: Years 5-7
|Sony
|
|-
|''Little Deviants
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lumines Electronic Symphony
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''[[ModNation Racers]] [[Ohio trip|Roadtrip]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat
|Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment
|
|-
|''MotorStorm: RC
|Sony
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden Sigma Plus
|Tecmo
|
|-
|''Plants vs. Zombies
|Popcap
|
|-
|''Pinball Arcade
|FarSight Studios
|
|-
|''Pinball Heroes Complete
|Sony
|
|-
|''Pure Chess
|RebelPlay
|
|-
|''PulzAR
|Sony
|
|-
|''Rayman Origins
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Reality Fighters
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ridge Racer
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Resistance: Burning Skies
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time
|Sony
|
|-
|''Star Wars Pinball
|Zen
|
|-
|''Sumioni: Demon Arts
|AQUIRE
|
|-
|''Super Stardust Delta
|Sony
|
|-
|''Table Top Tanks
|Sony
|
|-
|''Tales from Space: Mutant Blobs Attack
|Drinkbox
|
|-
|''Touch My Katamari
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Uncharted: Golden Abyss
|Sony
|
|-
|''Unit 13
|Sony
|
|-
|''Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward
|Chunsoft/Aksys/Rising Star
|
|-
|''Welcome Park
|Sony
|A tutorial game that comes with the Vita
|-
|''WipEout 2048
|Sony
|
|}

===Microsoft===
Despite Chris's avowed hatred of da [[HEXBox]] 360, he tried to sell several games for the original Xbox on [[eBay]].<ref>[[List of Chris's eBay sales]]</ref> In November 2017, he casually mentioned his gamertag<ref>https://www.xboxgamertag.com/search/CWCSonichu1982/</ref> in a Facebook comment.

====Xbox====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Call of Duty 2: Big Red One|''Call of Duty 2: Big Red One'']]
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay|The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay]]''
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Driv3r|''Driv3r'']]
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Celebrity Deathmatch (video game)|Celebrity Deathmatch]]''
|Gotham
|
|-
|}

====Xbox One====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Aftercharge''
| Chainsawesome Games
|
|-
|''Anthem''
| BioWare, Bioware Austin LLC
|
|-
|''Banjo Kazooie: N n B''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|-
|''Banjo-Kazooie''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|-
|''Banjo-Tooie''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|-
|''Dark Souls Remaster''
|From Software, QLOC, Virtuos
|
|-
|''Forza Horizon 4''
|Microsoft
|Drives a custom Sonichu colored Ford Focus
|-
|-
|''Gears of War: Ultimate Edition''
|Microsoft
|
|-
|''Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice''
|Ninja Theory
|
|-
|''Jetpac Refuelled''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Kameo''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|[[Life Is Strange]] Season 2 Episode 1
|Dontnod Entertainment, Deck Nine, Feral Interactive
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat X''
|NetherRealm Studios
|
|-
|''Perfect Dark''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Perfect Dark Zero''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Rare Replay''
|Microsoft
|
|-
|''Realm Royale''
|Heroic Leap Games
|
|-
|''Shadow of the Tomb Raider''
|Square Enix, Feral Interactive
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog 2''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic & Knuckles''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic Generations''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic Forces''
|Sega
|Chris also bought this for the PS4 and Nintendo Switch.
|-
|-
|''Shantae: Half-Genie Hero''
|WayForward Technologies
|
|-
|''Shantae and the Pirate's Curse''
|WayForward Technologies
|
|-
|''Super Lucky's Tale''
|Playful Corp
|
|-
|''Sunset Overdrive''
|Xbox Game Studios
|
|-
|''Thomas Was Alone''
|Mike Bithell
|
|-
|''The Orange Box''
|Valve Corporation, Electronic Arts, EA Bright Light
|
|-
|''Viva Piñata''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Viva Piñata: TIP''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''HALO 5 : GUARDIANS''
|Microsoft
|
|}

===Steam===
{{incomplete}}

Despite Chris's fanboyism towards consoles, Chris has played some games on the PC DRM Steam. The most interesting listing is Payday 2: a game the [[Idea Guys]] were obsessed with.
{|class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Five Nights at Freddy's''
|Scott Cawthon Games
|
|-
|''Payday 2''
|Overkill/505
|
|-
|''Portal''
|Valve Corporation
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic 3 & Knuckles''
|Sega
|
|}

User:Piratecodet

2021-07-11T16:19:49Z

Piratecodet: /* Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) */

Welcome to my sandbox.

Get comfy

==The List==
===Nintendo===
===='''Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)'''====
Half of these NES games are on his 3DS Virtual Console (VC), while the others are physical copies for Chris's actual NES console (that he probably rarely plays).

{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''{{w|1942 (video game)|1942}}''
|Capcom
|
|
|$12
|-
|''3D Excitebike
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$5.99
|
|-
|''3D Kirby's Adventure
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$5.99
|
|-
|''3D Kid Icarus
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$5.99
|
|-
|''3D TwinBee
|Konami
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$4.99
|
|-
|''3D Urban Champion
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$4.99
|
|-
|''3D Xevious
|Bandai Namco
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$5.99
|
|-
|''Adventures of Lolo
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|$4.99
|
|-
|''Adventure Island II
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|$4.99
|
|-
|''Balloon Fight
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|$4.99
|
|-
|''{{w|Baseball (1983 video game)|Baseball}}''
|Nintendo
|
|
|$5.58
|-
|''Bases Loaded
|Hamster
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Batman (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Batman}}''
|Sunsoft
|
|-
|''Blaster Master
|Sunsoft
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Castlequest}}''
|Nexoft
|
|-
|''{{w|Castlevania}}''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Castlevania II: Simon's Quest}}''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse}}''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''City Connection
|Hamster
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Clu Clu Land
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Crash'n the Boys Street Challenge
|Arc System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Dance Aerobics}}''
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Dig Dug
|Bandai Namco
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Donkey Kong
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Donkey Kong Jr.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Donkey Kong 3}}'
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash. Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Donkey Kong Classics''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Double Dragon
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Double Dragon II: The Revenge
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Déjà Vu''
|Kemco-Seika
|
|-
|''{{w|Dr. Mario (video game)|Dr. Mario}}''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash. Rebought twice as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-

|''Galaga
|Bandai Namco
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Gargoyle's Quest II: The Demon's Darkness
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Ghosts'n Goblins
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Gyruss#NES and Famicom|Gyruss}}''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Ice Climber
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Kabuki Quantum Fighter}}''
|HAL
|
|-
|''{{w|Kirby's Adventure}}''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Kung Fu''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''{{w|The Legend of Zelda (video game)|The Legend of Zelda}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''{{w|Little Nemo: The Dream Master}}''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Life Force
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mach Rider
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Mcdonalds|M.C. Kids]]''
|[[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] Games
|
|-
|''Mega Man
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 2
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 4
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 5
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 6
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Mendel Palace}}''
|Hudson Soft
|
|-
|''{{w|Metroid}}''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mighty Bomb Jack
|Tecmo Koei
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mighty Final Fight
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Milon's Secret Castle''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii. Rebought for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''NES Remix Open Tournament Golf
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Ninja Gaiden (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Ninja Gaiden}}''
|Tecmo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden II
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden III: The Ancient Ship of Doom
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Pac-Man''
|Tengen
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Pin*Bot (video game)|Pin-Bot}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Punch-Out!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|R.C. Pro-Am|R.C. Pro-AM}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Renegade
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''River City Ransom
|Technos/Aksys
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Chris and English|Sesame Street ABC]]''
|Hi-Tech
|
|-
|''Short Order/Eggsplode''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sky Kid
|Bandai Namco
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Solomon's Key''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii. Rebought 2 times as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Spelunker
|Tozai Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Star Soldier
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|StarTropics}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Summer Carnival '92 RECCA
|Kaga Electronics
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super C
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Dodge Ball
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. 3
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Super Glove Ball}}''
|Mattel
|Given that this game came with the {{w|Power Glove}}, it is possible Chris also owns the Glove.
|-
|''{{w|Super Mario Bros}}/{{w|Duck Hunt}}/World Class Track Meet''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''{{w|Super Mario Bros. 2}}''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Super Mario Bros. 3}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tecmo Bowl
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Wario's Woods
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS. Bought twice.
|-
|''Wrecking Crew
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1989 video game)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles_II:_The_Arcade_Game#Ports|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Tennis''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Mysterious Murasame Castle
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Three Stooges (video game)|The Three Stooges]]''
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario's Woods|Wario's Woods]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wheel_of_Fortune_(video_game)#NES_version|Wheel of Fortune]]''
|GameTek
|
|-
|''Wrecking Crew''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Zelda II: The Adventure of Link|Zelda II: The Adventure of Link]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS.
|}

===='''Game Boy'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Alleyway|Alleyway]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Barbie: Game Girl|Barbie]]:[[Tomgirl|Game Girl]]''
|Hi-Tech
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Bases Loaded (video game)|Bases Loaded]]''
|Jaleco
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Rescue of Princess Blobette|A Boy and His Blob: The Rescue of Princess Blobette]]''
|Absolute
|
|-
|''Brainbender''
|Electro-Brain
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania: The Adventure|Castlevania Adventure]]''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Cool Spot|Cool Spot]]''
|[[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] Interactive
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Darkwing Duck (Capcom)|Darkwing]] [[Darkbind Sonichu|Duck]]''
|Sunsoft
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong (Game Boy)|Donkey Kong]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong Land|Donkey Kong Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Donald Duck|Duck Tales]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:F-1 Race|F-1 Race]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:List of Fist of the North Star video games|Fist of the North Star]]''
|Electro-Brain
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Game_and_Watch_Gallery#Game_.26_Watch_Gallery|Game and Watch Gallery]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Game Boy Camera|Game Boy Camera (red)]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|Game Boy Camera (blue)
|Nintendo
|That's right - two cameras. Gotta catch 'em all!
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Golf (video game)|Golf]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Heiankyo Alien|Heiankyo Alien]]''
|Meldac
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Home Alone (video game)|Home Alone]]''
|THQ
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters|Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Block Ball
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kirby's Dream Land|Kirby's Dream Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Dream Land 2
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Pinball Land
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Star Stacker
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kwirk|Kirk]]''
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening|The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marble Madness|Marble Madness]]''
|Mindscape
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge|Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge]]''
|Capcom
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man II (Game Boy)|Mega Man II]]''
|Capcom
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man III
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man IV
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man V
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Metroid II: Return of Samus|Metroid II: Return of Samus]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers]]''
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Mole Mania
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mystical Ninja starring Goemon
|Konami
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon Red and Blue|Blue]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Red''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pinball: Revenge of the Gator
|HAL Laboratory
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Pretty Soldier [[Sailor Moon]]''
|Angel
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon R''
|Angel
|A Japanese import
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Qix|Qix]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Quarth|Quarth]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Ren & Stimpy: Cadet Adventures''
|THQ
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Revenge of the 'Gator|Revenge of the Gator]]''
|HAL
|
|-
|''Shanghai''
|HAL
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Land|Super Mario Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins|Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Scrabble''
|Milton-Bradley
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan'']]
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Tennis (video game)|Tennis]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Tetris (Game Boy)|Tetris]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Sword of Hope II
|Kemco
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break|Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''Tumble Pop
|G-Mode
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Turrican|Turrican]]''
|Accolade
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario Blast: Featuring Bomberman!|Wario Blast]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3|Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wave Race|Wave Race]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Who Framed Roger Rabbit (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Who Framed Roger Rabbit]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|
|}

===='''Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES)'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Itchy & Scratchy Game|The Itchy & Scratchy Game]]''
|Bits Studios/Acclaim.
|-
|''The Chessmaster''
|Mindscape
|
|-
|''Legend of the Mystical Ninja
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Mario Paint''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mega Man X''
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Pilotwings''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Fox''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Stunt Race FX''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Game Boy''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''Super Mario All-Stars''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Kart''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario World''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Metroid''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Scope 6-in-1''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time''
|Konami
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Safari''
|Nintendo
|
|}

===='''Nintendo 64 (N64)'''====
According to an [[Jackie E-mails 12|e-mail to Jackie]], Chris sold his Nintendo 64 and all of the games listed below (save for the Wii downloads, obviously) in [[August 2010]].
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Banjo-Kazooie
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Cruisn' USA
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Diddy Kong Racing
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Hey You, Pikachu!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Lego]] Racers
|Lego Media
|
|-
|''Mario Kart 64
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Trolls|Mischief Makers]]
||Nintendo
|
|-
|''Paper Mario''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Pokémon Puzzle League
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Snap
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Snap
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Pokémon Stadium
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pokémon Stadium 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sin & Punishment|Sin & Punishment]]''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Star Fox 64
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Wave Race 64''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Story''
|Nintendo
|
|}

===='''Game Boy Color (GBC)'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Bionic Commando: Elite Forces
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 2''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 3''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Gex: Enter the Gecko''
|Crave
|
|-
|''Harvest Moon GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Harvest Moon 2 GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Harvest Moon 3 GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Legend of the River King
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Legend of the River King 2
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Lufia: The Legend Returns
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mario Tennis
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man Xtreme
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man Xtreme 2
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Crystal
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Gold
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pinball
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Puzzle Challenge
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Silver
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Trading Card Game
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|'''''Pokémon Yellow
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Rayman
|Ubisoft
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Shantae
|WayForward
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. Deluxe
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Toki Tori
|Two Tribes Publishing
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Wario Land II
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wario Land III
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Xtreme Sports
|WayForward
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|}

====Game Boy Advance (GBA)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Chu Chu Rocket
|Sega
|
|-
|''Classic NES Series: Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''e-Reader
|Nintendo
|Nintendo’s barcode reader peripheral for ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' and other games.
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure Max Heart
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 4
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Game Boy Advance Jukebox
|Gamester
|A GBA player for MP3 music files.
|-
|''Gumby Vs. the Astrobots
|Namco
|
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi: Kaznapped
|THQ
|
|-
|''Klonoa 2: Dream Champ Tournament
|Namco
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Super Circuit
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario vs. Donkey Kong
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Fusion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[My Little Pony]]: The Runaway Rainbow
|THQ
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Emerald
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon FireRed
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon LeafGreen
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pinball: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ruby
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Advance
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Advance 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Advance 3
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Battle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Pinball Party
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Genesis
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Mario Advance
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris Worlds
|THQ
|
|-
|''The Three Stooges
|Cinemaware
|
|-
|''Wario Land 4
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc. Mega Microgame$
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Twisted
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
|Nintendo
|
|}
===='''Game Boy Advance Video'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''All Grown Up! Volume 1
|Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Limited Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Platinum Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Premium Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|Chris’s 100th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Special Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Volume 1
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''The Fairly Oddparents: Volume 1
|Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 1
| Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 2
| Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: Beach Blank-Out Blastoise
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: For Ho-Oh the Bells Toll!
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: I Choose You!
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: Johto Photo Finish
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Sonic X Volume 1: A Super Sonic Hero!
|Sega/Majesco
|
|}

====Nintendo GameCube (NGC)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Amazing Island
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Animal Crossing]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:BMX XXX|BMX XXX]]
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
|Nintendo
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the Gamecube
|-
|''Evolution Worlds
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''F-Zero GX
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Go! Go! Hypergrind
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Party
|Konami
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time/Master Quest
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Luigi's Mansion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!! Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:MC Groovz Dance Craze|MC Groovz Dance Craze]]
|MadCatz
|
|-
|''Mario Party 5
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party 7
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pac-Man Vs.
|Namco
|
|-
|''Pac-Man World 2
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Box: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Channel
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Colosseum
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Colosseum Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage - [[Pickle]]d Edition
|BAM!
|
|-
|'''''[[Blake|Shadow the Hedgehog]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Gems Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Heroes
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Mega Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Riders
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|
|-
|''Spider-Man
|Activision
|
|-
|''Spyro: A Hero's Tail
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Star Fox Adventures
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Leader: Rogue Squadron 2
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Squadron 3: Rebel Strike
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Super Mario Sunshine
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Melee
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc.: Mega Party Game$!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wave Race: Blue Storm
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Gamecube Preview Disc
|Nintendo/Sega/Others
|
|}

====Nintendo DS and DSi====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''100 Classic Books
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''3D MahJong
|Cosmigo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''[[Animal Crossing]] Wild World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''A Kappa's Trail
|Nintendo
|Digital Purchase via DsiWare
|-
|''Airport Mania: First Flight
|Lemon Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Airport Mania: Non-Stop Flights
|Lemon Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 1- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 2- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 3- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 4- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Art Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Big Brain Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Slow in the minds|Brain Age]]
|Nintendo
|Chris’s 150th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cooking Mama
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Drill Dozer
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest IX:Seninels of the Starry Skies
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest VI: Realms of Revelation
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest Monsters: Joker 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Faceez! Monsters
|Neko Entertainment
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''[[Love quest|Feel the Magic XY/XX]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Flipnote Studio]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fossil Fighters: Champions
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Futari wa Pretty Cure Max Heart Danzen! DS
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Collection
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Golden Sun: Dark Dawn
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''House M.D.- Episode 1: Globetrotting
|Legacy Interactive
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''House M.D.- Episode 2: The Blue Meanie
|Legacy Interactive
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
|THQ
|
|-
|''Jump Superstars
|Nintendo
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Kirby: Canvas Curse
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby Mass Attack
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Magnetica
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Hoops 3-on-3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Vs. Donkey Kong 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Vs. Donkey Kong: Mini-Land Mayhem!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters First Hunt
|Nintendo
|A demo cartridge
|-
|''Metroid Prime Pinball
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs: Dachshund & Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Picross 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Black and White
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Black and White 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Conquest
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Dash
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Diamond
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Blue Rescue Team
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pearl
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ranger
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ranger: Guardian Signs
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Trozei!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Polarium|Polarium]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Last Specter
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Retro Atari Classics
|Atari
|
|-
|''The Rub Rabbits
|Sega
|
|-
|''Snood 2: On Vacation
|DSI
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Colors DS
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rush
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rush Adventure
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sprung]]
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Star Fox Command
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sudoku Gridmaster
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64 DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Princess Peach
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''True Swing Golf
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare D.I.Y.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Touched
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] Nightmare Troubadour
|Konami
|
|}

====Wii====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing City Folk
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''AquaSpace
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Art Style: Rotozoa
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Battalion Wars 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario Online RX
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Elebits
|Konami
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country Returns
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Family Table Tennis
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Fortune Street
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''FlingSmash
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fluidity
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Link's Crossbow Training
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Dream Collection
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Epic Yarn
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Return to Dream Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 1
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 2
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 3
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
|Sega
|
|-
|''Mario Kart Wii
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party 9
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Sports Mix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Super Sluggers
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid: Other M
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 3 Corruption
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''My Pokémon Ranch
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Mystery Case Files: The Malgrave Incident
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[White knights|NiGHTs]]: Journey of Dreams
|Sega
|
|-
|''Pikmin 2
|Nintendo
|A Wii port with a new control scheme
|-
|'''''Pokémon Battle Revolution
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Poképark Wii: Pikachu's Adventure
|Nintendo
|
|-

|'''''Poképark 2: Wonders Beyond
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pong Toss Pro- Frat Party Games
|JV Games Inc.
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''ThruSpace
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Rhythm Heaven Fever
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Samurai Warriors 3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sin & Punishment: Star Successor
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''SNK Arcade Classics Volume 1
|SNK
|
|-
|''Snowpack Park
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic and the Secret Rings
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Chaos
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] Legends
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Get Even
|Square Enix
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Mario All-Stars 25th Anniversary Edition
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Galaxy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Brawl
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wario Land: Shake It!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Music
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Party
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Play
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Play: Motion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Sports
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''World of Goo
|2D Boy
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Xenoblade Chronicles
|Nintendo
|
|}

====TurboGrafx-16 Entertainment SuperSystem====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Bonk's Adventure''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Wii
|}
====Nintendo 3DS====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value

|-
|''3D Game Collection
|Joindots
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D Solitaire
|Zen Studios
|
|-
|''Air Battle Hockey 3D
|10TACLE
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing: New Leaf
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Art Academy: Lessons for Everyone!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''BearShark
|CollegeHumor
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Brain Age: Concentration Training
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Bravely Default
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Crazy Construction
|G-Style
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Chibi-Robo! Photo Finder
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crashmo
|Nintendo
| A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crosswords Plus
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dedede's Drum Dash Deluxe
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dillon's Rolling Western
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dillon's Rolling Western: The Last Ranger
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Disney Magical World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Family Tennis 3D
|ARC System Works
|
|-
|''Fire Emblem: Awakening
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fluidity: Spin Cycle
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Freakyforms: Your Creations, Alive!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Freakyforms Deluxe: Your Creations, Alive!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Frogger 3D
|Konami
|Attempted to sell on [[eBay]]
|-
|''Gardenscapes
|Joindots
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''HarmoKnight
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kersploosh!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Ketzal's Corridors
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kid Icarus: Uprising
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby Fighters Deluxe
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby: Triple Deluxe
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Lego City Undercover: The Chase Begins
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario & Luigi: Dream Team
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Mario and Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games
|SEGA
|
|-
|''Mario and Donkey Kong: Mini's on the Move
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mario Golf: World Tour
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart 7
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party: Island Tour
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Tennis Open
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mighty Milky Way<ref>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]</ref>
|WayForward
|
|-
|''Naruto Powerful Shippuden
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros. 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendo 3DS Guide: Louvre
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: French Bulldog & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: Golden Retriever & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: Toy Poodle & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Outdoors Unleashed: Africa 3D
|Teyon
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Paper Mario: Sticker Star
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pikmin Short Movies 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pilotwings Resort
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Plain Video Poker
|PouncingKitten
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-

|'''''Pokédex 3D
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokedex 3D Pro
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Art Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Battle Trozei
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Dream Radar
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Gates to Infinity
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Omega Ruby
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Alpha Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Rumble Blast
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon X and Y|X]]''
|Nintendo
|Friend Codes Available via [[Facebook]]
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon X and Y|Y]]''
|Nintendo
|Friend Codes Available via [[Facebook]]
|-
|''Photo with Mario
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Azran Legacy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pushmo
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Rusty's Real Deal Baseball
|Nintendo
|His acquisition of every minigame led to the subject of an [[Pappy Van Poodle Interview|interview over his supposed sighting of an obscure character]].
|-
|''Sakura Samurai: Art of the Sword
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic All-Stars Racing Transformed
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Boom: Shattered Crystal
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Generations
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Lost World
|SEGA
|All DLC in this game purchased
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sparkle Snapshots 3D
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Spirit Camera: The Cursed Memoir
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Fox 64 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Steel Diver
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Steel Diver: Sub Wars
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Style Savvy: Trendsetters
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 3D Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sweet Memories: Blackjack
|Circle Entertainment Ltd.
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Tekken 3D
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Tetris: Axis
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Denpa Men: They Came By Wave
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Denpa Men 2: Beyond the Waves
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Denpa Men 3: The Rise of Digitoll
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tokyo Crash Mobs
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Tomodachi Life
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Ultimate NES Remix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Xtreme Sports
|WayForward
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Yoshi's New Island
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Wii U====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing Plaza'''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Arrow Time U
|XenoHorizon
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Art Academy: Sketchpad
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Bayonetta
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Bayonetta 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Luigi
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Game & Wario
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Hyrule Warriors
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Lego City Undercover
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Little Inferno
|Tommorrow Corporation
|A digital download for the Wii U.
|-
|''Family Party: 30 Great Games Obstacle Arcade
|D3Publisher
|
|-
|[[Mario Kart 8 Videos|''Mario Kart 8'']]
|Nintendo
|Revealed via Mario Kart 8 TV
|-
|'''''Mario & Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games'''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix 1
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix Pack
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros. U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Luigi U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden 3: Razor's Edge
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendo Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Poker Dice Solitaire Future
|RCMADIAX
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Pikmin 3
|Nintendo
|Bundled with Wii U console
|-
|''Pikmin Short Movies HD
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Rumble U'''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Pushmo World
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Rock Zombie
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Sing Party
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Skylanders Trap Team
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing Transformed
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Lost World
|SEGA
|
|-
|''Splatoon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 3D World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Maker
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. for Wii U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Letter
|TreeFall Studios
|A digital download for the Wii U. Also infamous for being absolute shit.
|-
|''The Wonderful 101
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Fit U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Party U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii U Panorama View
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U.
|-
|''ZombiU
|Ubisoft
|
|}

====Nintendo Switch====

{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|'''''8-Bit Adventure Steins;Gate'''<ref name=Switchfriend>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/post-4428480</ref>
|Spike Chunsoft
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing New Horizons'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Nintendo
|-
|'''''Pokémon: Let's Go, Pikachu'''
|The Pokémon Company and Nintendo
| Chris owns 6 Pokeball Plus peripherals for this game
|-
|'''''Pokémon Quest'''<ref name=Switchfriend2>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/post-4482126</ref>
|The Pokémon Company and Nintendo
|I mean its Pokemon and its free :/
|-
|'''''Sonic Forces'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Sega
|Chris also bought this for PS4 and X-box.
|-
|'''''Starlink: Battle for Atlas'''
|Ubisoft
|Chris owns two copies. Seen in [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)]]
|-
|'''''Super Smash Bros. Ultimate'''
|Nintendo
|Also seen in [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)]]
|-
|'''''Tetris 99'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Nintendo
|Played for 350 hours as of August 2020.
|-
|'''''Sonic Mania'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Sega
|-
|'''''Team Sonic Racing'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Sega
|-
|'''''Super Mario Odyssey'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Nintendo
|-
|'''''Freedom Planet'''
|GalaxyTrail
|-
|'''''Mega Man 11'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Capcom
|-
|'''''Pokémon Sword & Pokémon Shield'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|The Pokémon Company and Nintendo
|Chris bought Pokémon Sword and obtained Pokémon Shield as a present from a [[Weening|Ween]] after begging for it on his 38th birthday.
|}

===Sega===
====Sega Master System====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Wonder Boy''
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii. The only SMS game he has.
|}

====Sega Genesis (Mega Drive)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Alien Soldier''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Animaniacs (video game)|Animaniacs (video game)]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Bubsy in Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind|Bubsy in Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind]]
|Accolade
|
|-
|''Desert Strike
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Fantasia (video game)|Fantasia]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Genesis 6-Pak
|Sega
|
|-
|''Kid Chameleon
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Klax (video game)|Klax]]
|Tengen
|
|-
|''Monopoly
|Parker Brothers
|
|-
|''[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Ms. Pac Man]]
|Tengen
|
|-
|''Rocket Knight Adventures
|Konami
|
|-
|'''''Sonic & [[Punchy Sonichu|Knuckles]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic 3-D Blast
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 3
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Spinball
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Star Trek: The Next Generation
|Spectrum HoloByte
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Toy Story (video game)|Toy Story]]
|Disney Interactive
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:X-Men(1993 video game)|X-Men]]
|Sega
|
|}

On 6 July 2018, Chris bought a Sega Genesis console off of eBay, apparently as a replacement<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-666#post-3536962</ref>.

====Sega Game Gear====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''The Chessmaster
|Sega
|
|-
|''Columns
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crystal Warriors
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Defenders of Oasis
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Desert Speedtrap Starring Road Runner & Wile E. Coyote
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dragon Crystal
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''G-LOC Air Battle
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Krusty’s Fun House
|Flying Edge
|
|-
|''Quest for the Shaven Yak Starring Ren & Stimpy
|Sega
|
|-
|''Shining Force: Sword of Hajya
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Shinobi
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic Drift 2
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog GG
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 2 GG
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic Blast
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Chaos
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Triple Trouble
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Sonic Labyrinth
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Super Columns
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Tails' Adventure
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Vampire Master of Darkness
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|}

====Sega CD====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Batman Returns
|Sega
|
|-
|''Double Switch
|Digital Pictures
|
|-
|''Ecco: The Tides of Time
|Sega
|
|-
|''Flashback: [[Liquid Chris|The Quest for Identity]]
|U.S. Gold
|
|-
|''Jaguar XJ220
|JVC
|
|-
|''Jurassic Park
|Sega
|
|-
|''Mad Dog McCree
|American Laser Games
|
|-
|''[[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin Power Rangers]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Rape|Night Trap]]
|Digital Pictures
|
|-
|''Power Factory Featuring C+C Music Factory
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Classics Arcade Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sewer Shark|Sewer Shark]]
|Sony Imagesoft
|
|-
|''Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Detective
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic CD
|Sega
|
|-
|''Star Wars: Rebel Assault
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Time Gal
|Renovation
|
|-
|''Tomcat Alley
|Sega
|
|-
|''Wirehead
|Sega
|
|}

====Sega 32X====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''B.C. Racers
|Front Street Publishing
|
|-
|''Cosmic Carnage
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Knuckles Chaotix
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[I AM STRONG|Toughman Contest]]
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter
|Sega
|
|-
|''Virtua Racing Deluxe
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega Saturn====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Baku Baku
|Sega
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden URA
|Sega
|
|-
|''Fighters Megamix
|Sega
|
|-
|''NiGHTs into Dreams
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic 3D Blast
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic R
|Sega
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter Remix
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega Dreamcast====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Bleem! *Gran Turismo 2*
|Bleem
|An emulation disc for the PlayStation ''GT2''
|-
|''Seaman
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Son-Chu|Chu Chu]] Rocket
|Sega
|
|-
|''Crazy Taxi
|Sega
|
|-
|''Evolution
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Evolution 2
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Jet Grind Radio
|Sega
|
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|
|-
|''The Next Tetris
|Crave
|
|-
|''Q*Bert
|Hasbro Interactive
|
|-
|''[[List_of_cards_from_The_Wall_of_Originals#Espanolic|Samba de Amigo]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Dreamcast Generator D.1
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack V.1
|Sega
|
|-
|''Skies of Arcadia
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Shuffle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[South Park]]: [[CADD Chef|Chef's]] [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Luv Shack]]
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Magnetic Neo
|Crave
|
|-
|''Suzuki Alstare Extreme Racing
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Time Stalkers
|Sega
|
|-
|''Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation
|Eidos Interactive
|
|-
|''Toy Commander
|No Cliché
|
|-
|''Virtual-On Oratorio Tangram
|Activision
|
|-
|''Wetrix +
|XICAT
|
|}

===Sony===
==== PlayStation (PSX, PSone)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''2Xtreme
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Activision Classics
|Activision
|
|-
|''Amazing Virtual Sea-Monkies, The
|[[Greene County Conspiracy|Conspiracy]]
|
|-
|''Arcade's Greatest Hits - The Midway Collection 2
|Midway
|
|-
|''Atari Anniversary Edition Redux
|Infogrames
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden
|Takara
|
|-
|'''''Beast Wars [[Transformers]]
|Hasbro Interactive
|
|-
|''Blaster Master: Blasting Again
|Crave
|
|-
|''Bowling
|A1
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''[[Chris and anger|Bloody Roar]]
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Bubsy 3D
|Accolade
|
|-
|''Casper: Friends Around the World
|Sound Source
|
|-
|''Castlevania Chronicles
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 4
|Sony
|
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Sony
|A physical copy
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bash
|Sony
|
|-
|''Danger Girl
|THQ
|
|-
|''Dead in the Water
|ASC Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Defcon 5
|Data East
|
|-
|''Destruction Derby
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Dragon Ball GT: Final Bout
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Ultimate Battle 22
|Infogrames
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII
|Square Enix
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''[[Son-Chu|Ford]] Racing
|Empire Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Frogger
|Hasbro Interactive
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo 2
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gundam Battle Assault 2
|Bandai
|
|-
|''[[Plush Breasts|Hooters:]] Road Trip
|Ubisoft
|There's only [[Mass debating|only logical reason]] why Chris bought this.
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|989 Studios
|A physical copy
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|Jumping Flash!}}
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|The King of Fighters '99}}
|SNK
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|Klonoa: Door to Phantomile}}
|Namco
|
|-
|''[[Lego]] Island 2: The Brickster's Revenge
|Lego Software
|
|-
|''Loaded
|Interplay
|
|-
|''Medal of Honor
|Electronic Arts
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Medal of Honor Underground
|Electronic Arts
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''MediEvil
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mega Man Legends
|Capcom
|
|-
|'''''[[Metal Gear Solid]]
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Miracle Space Race
|Mud Duck
|
|-
|''Mobile Light Force
|XS Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mortal Kombat 4
|Midway
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''MTV Music Generator
|Codemasters
|
|-
|''Need For Speed: High Stakes
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Need For Speed III: Hot Pursuit
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|[[Obesity|Pizza Hut]] Sampler Disc 2
|Sony
|
|-
|''[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Pooh's]] Party Game: In Search of the Treasure
|Disney
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack 1
|Sony
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Summer 2000
|Sony
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Winter 2000
|Sony
|
|-
|''Porsche Challenge
|Sony
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Chemical X-Traction
|BAM!
|
|-
|''Puzzle Star Sweep
|A1 Games
|
|-
|''Rally Cross
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman 2: The Great Escape
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director's Cut
|Capcom
|A physical copy
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director’s Cut
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
|Capcom
|A demo disc
|-
|''R-Types
|Agetec
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''R-Type Delta
|Agetec
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''SimCity 2000
|Maxis
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Small Soldiers
|Electronic Arts
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''SnoCross Championship Racing
|Crave Entertainment
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''[[Bionic the Hedgehog|Space Jam]]
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Spec Ops: Airborne Commando
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Covert Assault
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Ranger Elite
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Stealth Patrol
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Speed Racer
|Jaleco
|
|-
|''[[Homos|Spice World]]
|Psygnosis
|
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Sony
|A physical copy
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro: Year of the Dragon
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Star Wars Episode I: Jedi Power Battles
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha 2
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Suikoden
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Superstar Dance Club: #1 Hits
|XS Games
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Syphon Filter 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Ten Pin Alley
|ASC Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|Tekken 2}}
|Namco
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tekken 2
|Namco
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider
|Eidos Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Toy Story 2: Buzz Lightyear to the Rescue!
|Activision
|
|-
|''Twisted Metal 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Um Jammer Lammy
|Sony
|
|-
|''Vandal Hearts
|Konami
|
|-
|''V.I.P.
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Vigilante 8: 2nd Offense
|Activision
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Williams Arcade's Greatest Hits
|Williams
|
|-
|''XS Junior League Soccer
|XS Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|}

====PlayStation 2 (PS2)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 105
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 106
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 107
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 108
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 109
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 110
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 111
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 112
|Sony
|
|-
|''Aeon Flux
|Majesco
|
|-
|''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]] - Zombie Ninja Pro-Am
|Midway/[[Adult Swim]] Games
|
|-
|''[[Britney Spears|Britney's]] Dance Beat
|THQ
|
|-
|''Crash Nitro Kart
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Crash [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Twinsanity]]
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Extreme
|Konami
|
|-
|''Dark Cloud
|Sony
|
|-
|''EyeToy Play
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''[[Family Guy]] Video Game!
|2K/Fox
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 2
|-
|''Fatal Frame
|Tecmo
|
|-
|''Grand Theft Auto 3
|Rockstar Games
|Attempted to sell on [[eBay]].
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]]
|RedOctane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero II
|RedOctane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Encore - Rocks The 80s
|RedOctane
|
|-
|''The Guy Game
|Gathering
|This game was pulled from print after it was found that one of the models who [[Mass debating|flashed the camera]] was [[Pedofork|only 17]].
|-
|''InuYasha: The Secret of the Cursed Mask
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Jak X: Combat Racing
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 10
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 11
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 14
|Sony
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Volume 3
|Konami
|
|-
|''{{w|Kingdom Hearts (video game)|Kingdom Hearts}}
|Square Enix
|
|-
|''{{w|Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil}}
|Namco
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marc Eckō's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure|Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure]]
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo]]
|Bandai
|
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]] 2
|Sony
|
|-
|PSUnderground Summer Sampler
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Mega Collection Plus
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''Soul Calibur III
|Bandai/Namco
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5: Special Edition
|Sega
|
|-
|''Taiko Drum Master
|Namco
|
|-
|''Tekken Tag Tournament
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]]
|Atari
|
|-
|''Unreal Tournament
|Infogrames
|
|}

====PlayStation 3 (PS3)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''3D Dot Game Heroes
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Age of Booty
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Altered Beast
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Ape Escape (Playstation Move)
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Aquatopia
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Armored Core 4
|Sega
|
|-
|''Astro Tripper
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Back to the Future: The Game
|Telltale
|Both the disc version and the downloadable version
|-
|''Band Hero
|Activision
|
|-
|''Battle Fantasia
|Aksys
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[100 2269|The Beatles: Rock Band]]
|MTV Games
|
|-
|''Beat Sketcher <ref>[[:File:BeatSketcher20101012.png]]</ref>
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bejeweled 3
|Popcap
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bionic Commando (2009)
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Bionic Commando Rearmed
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bioshock
|2K Games
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blade Kitten
|Atari
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Blast Factor
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $8 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blokus
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Blue Toad Murder Files: The Mysteries of Little Riddle
|Relentless Software
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Blur (video game)|Blur (Video game)]]
|Bizarre Creations
|
|-
|''Bomberman Ultra
|Hudson Soft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Borderlands
|2K Games
|
|-
|''Braid
|Number None
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Brutal Legend|Brütal Legend]]'''''
|Electronic Arts
|Chris's 50th physical acquisition for the PS3.
|-
|''BurgerTime World Tour
|MonkeyPaw Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Burn Zombie Burn
|Pinnacle
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Burnout Paradise
|Electronic Arts
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $67 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: Monster Rally
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: Robo Jam
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz TV
|Sony
|Approximately $31 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz World
|Sony
|
|-
|''Calling All Cars
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Catherine
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Championship Sprint
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena
|Atari
|
|-
|''Comet Crash
|Pelfast
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Comix Zone
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Costume Quest
|THQ
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Crash Commando
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Crescent Pale Mist
|Rockin' Android
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Critter Crunch
|Capybara Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Cuboid
|TikGames, LLC
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Dark Sector
|D3 Publisher
|
|-
|''Dead Space
|Electronic Arts
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Disgaea 3: Absence of Justice
|NIS America
|Approximately $65 spent on DLC.
|-
|''DuckTales: Remastered''
|Capcom
|*FC* - [[May 2017]] - $15.00 - Chris bought this shortly after buying ''The Disney Afternoon Collection'' for the PS4, even though the original version is included in that pack.
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Burst Limit
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Chandler cats|Droplitz]]
|Atlus
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
|Bethesda
|"Game of the Year Edition"
|-
|''Elefunk
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Enchanted Arms
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|'''''[[The Eye of Judgement]]
|Sony
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Fairytale Fights
|Playlogic
|
|-
|''[[Family Guy|Family Guy]]:Back to the Multiverse
|Activision
|
|-
|''Fallout: New Vegas
|Bethesda
|
|-
|''Far Cry 2
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Obesity|Fat]] Princess
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''flOw
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Homo|Flower]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Folklore
|Sony
|
|-
|''Fret Nice
|Tecmo
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Frogger Returns
|Konami
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Giant Enemy Crab|Genji: Days of the Blade]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Go! Puzzle
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Go! Sports Ski
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Go! Sports Skydiving
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $12 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[God of War]] III
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''God of War Collection
|Sony
|
|-
|''Grand Theft Auto IV
|Rockstar Games
|
|-
|''Gravity Crash
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Green Day: Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|Interestingly enough, their frontman is a [[homo]].
|-
|''GripShift v2.0
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Gauntlet II
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock
|RedOctane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero 5
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Aerosmith
|RedOctane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Hits
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Metallica
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Van Halen
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero World Tour
|RedOctane
|
|-
|''Gunstar Heroes
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Hail to the Chimp
|Game[[Duck|cock]]
|
|-
|''Hamilton's Great Adventure
|Fatshark
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Heavenly Sword
|Sony
|
|-
|''Heavy Rain
|Sony
|
|-
|''High Stakes: Poker Edition
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''High Velocity Bowling
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|''The House of the Dead III
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''inFamous
|Sony
|
|-
|''Invincible Tiger: The Legend of Han Tao
|Bandai Namco
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Jak and Daxter Collection
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jeopardy!
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Joust
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Killzone 2
|Sony
|Approximately $6 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Lair
|Sony
|
|-
|''The Last Guy
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|''The Lego Movie Videogame
|WB Games
|
|-
|''Lego Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust
|Codemasters
|
|-
|''Lemmings
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''LIMBO
|Playdead
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Linger in Shadows
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|Approximately $98 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''LittleBigPlanet 2
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''LittleBigPlanet 3
|Sony
|
|-
|''LocoRoco Cocoreccho!
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mainichi Issho
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom 2
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Marvel Ultimate Alliance
|Activision
|
|-
|''Mega [[JERKS|Man]] 9
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mega Man 10
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mesmerize
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Sonichu's Edge|Mirror's Edge]]
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire
|Bandai Namco Games
|
|-
|'''''[[ModNation Racers]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Monster Madness: Grave Danger
|South Peak Interactive
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat (2009)
|WB Games
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat II
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Motorstorm
|Sony
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Motorstorm RC
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mushroom Wars
|Creat Studios
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Namco Museum Essentials
|Bandai Namco Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Noby Noby Boy
|Bandai Namco Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Novastrike
|Tiki Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Nucleus
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PAIN
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $41 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PAYDAY: The Heist
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode One
|Hothead Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode Two
|Hothead Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PixelJunk Eden Encore
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Monsters Encore
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Racers
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PixelJunk Shooter
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Piyotama
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale
|Sony
|
|-
|''Q*Bert v2.0
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rag Doll Kung Fu: Fists of Plastic
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rampage
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rampart
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank Future: [[Fuck Quest|Quest for Booty]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rayman 3 HD
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Red Faction Guerrilla
|THQ
|
|-
|''Resident Evil 5
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Resistance: Fall of Man
|Sony
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 3
|-
|''Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Rock Band 2
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Rock Revolution
|Konami
|
|-
|''Saints Row 2
|THQ
|
|-
|''Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 1: The Penal Zone
|Telltale Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''SAW
|Konami
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars Tennis
|Sega
|
|-
|''The Simpsons Game
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Siren: Blood Curse
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Snakeball
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic CD
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic Generations
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog (2006)
|Sega
|Approximately $7.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog 4 Episode 1
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Unleashed
|Sega
|Approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] IV
|Bandai Namco
|"Premium edition"; approximately $33.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Soul Calibur V
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Spider-Man 3
|Activision
|"Collector’s edition"
|-
|''Stranglehold
|Midway
|"Collector’s edition"; approximately $15 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[CWC Fighter|Street Fighter IV]]
|Capcom
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Stuntman Ignition
|THQ
|
|-
|''Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super [[Mass debating|Rub a Dub]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super Stardust HD
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super Street Fighter IV
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars
|Psyonix
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Re-Shelled
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection
|Namco
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Tekken Hybrid
|Namco
|
|-
|''Timeshift
|Vivendi Games
|
|-
|''Toy Home
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $7 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Transformers - The Game
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
|Activision
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Trash Panic
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
|Sony
|
|-
|''Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception
|Sony
|
|-
|''UNO
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Untold Legends: Dark Kingdom
|Sony
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter 5
|Sega
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh
|Warner Bros.
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh Part 2
|Warner Bros.
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wheel of Fortune
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''WipEout HD
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wolf of the Battlefield: Commando 3
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wolfenstein 3D
|Activision
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''X-Blades
|SouthPeak Games
|
|-
|''Zen Pinball
|Zen Studios
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|}

====PlayStation 4 (PS4)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Little Big Planet 3
|Sony
|Chris bought this game before acquiring a PS4.
|-
|''The Playroom
|Sony
|
|-
|''Call Of Duty Black Ops 3
|Activision
|
|-
|''inFAMOUS Second Son
|Sony
|
|-
|''Destiny
|Sony
|
|-
|''Disney Afternoon Collection''
|Capcom
|*FC* $20.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Freedom Planet''
|GalaxyTrail
|*FC* $15.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Giana Sisters Twisted Dreams - Director's Cut''
|Black Forest
|*FC* $15.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Killzone Shadow Fall
|Sony
|
|-
|''Knack
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego Dimensions
|WB Games
|
|-
|''Lego Worlds''
|WB Games
|*FC* - [[March 2017]] - Chris used profit from selling his father's stamp collection to buy this on its 7 March release date for $30.
|-
|''PaRappa the Rapper Remastered''
|Sony
|*FC* $15.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Pure Chess''
|Ripstone
|*FC* $8.00 - [[April 2017]]
|-
|''Sonic Forces
|Sega
|*FC* $39.99 - [[November 2017]]. Chris also bought this for Xbox and Nintendo Switch
|-
|''Skylanders Swap Force
|Activision
|
|-
|''Skylanders Trap Team
|Activision
|
|-
|''TRANSFORMERS: Devastation
|Activision
|
|-
|''Yu-Gi-Oh: Legacy of the Duelist
|Konami
|
|-
|}

====PlayStation Portable (PSP)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Ape Escape Academy
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ape Escape ~ On the Loose
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ape Quest
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Armored Core: Formula Front - Extreme Battle
|Agetec
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury - Blazin' Trails
|Sony
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury Pro
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Beats
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Fuck quest|Brooktown High]]
|Konami
|
|-
|''Bust-A-Move Deluxe
|Majesco
|
|-
|''BUZZ! Master Quiz
|Sony
|
|-
|''Carol Vorderman's Sudoku
|Secret Stash
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Vivendi Universal Games
|
|-
|''Darkstalkers Chronicle - The Chaos Tower
|Capcom
|Chris's 50th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|''Daxter
|Sony
|
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $5 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Every Extend Extra
|Buena Vista Games
|
|-
|''EXIT
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Frogger: [[Slow-in-the-minds|Helmet Chaos]]
|Konami
|
|-
|''Gangs of London
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gangs Of London
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus Special Edition: Battle of Attica
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gripshift
|Red Mile
|
|-
|''Guilty Gear Judgement
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Gunpey
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Gurumin - A Monstrous Adventure
|Mastiff
|
|-
|''[[Harvey Birdman Commercial|Harvey Birdman]] - Attorney At Law
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Hot Pixel
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Recycling|Infected]]
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''[[Cwcville|Kingdom of Paradise]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego Stars Wars II: The Original Trilogy
|LucasArts
|
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Locoroco
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lumines II
|Buena Vista Games
|
|-
|''Mercury Meltdown
|Ignition
|
|-
|''Mind Quiz
| Ubisoft
|
|-
|''MLB 07: The Show
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam - Battle Royale
|Bandai Namco Games
|A Japanese import
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''[[Autism|PQ Practical Intelligence Quotient]]
|D3
|
|-
|''Puzzle Challenge Crosswords and More
|Crave
|
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank: [[Duck|Size Matters]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sampler Disc for PSP Vol.1
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sega Genesis Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Clover and Snoopy|Snoopy]] Vs. the Red Baron
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''SOCOM U.S. Navy SEALs Fireteam Bravo
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rivals
|Sega
|Chris's 25th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|'''''Sonic Rivals 2
|Sega
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Extreme
|Taito
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Combat Ops
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Logan's Shadow
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Tekken: Dark Resurrection
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''The Con
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''Transformers - The Game
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Fridays After Five|Ultimate Block Party]]
|Conspiracy
|
|-
|''WipEout Pure
|Sony
|
|-
|''WTF: Work Time Fun
|D3 Publisher
|
|}

====Universal Media Disc (UMD) Video====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Ah! My Goddess the Movie
|Geneon
|
|-
|''Christmas with the Kranks
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Creature Comforts: The Complete First Season
|Sony
|
|-
|''[[Family Guy]]: Freakin' Sweet Collection
|Fox
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
|Sony
|
|-
|''Fun with Dick and Jane
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Into the Blue
|Sony/Columbia/MGM
|
|-
|''Lords Of Dogtown
|Sony/Columbia/TriStar
|
|-
|''National Lampoon's Animal House
|Universal
|
|-
|''[[Some Favored Comedians|Saturday Night Live]] Collection - The Best of [[Obesity|Chris Farley]]
|Lions Gate
|
|-
|''[[South Park]]: When Technology Attacks!
|Paramount/Comedy Central
|
|-
|''Spider-Man - The New Animated Series: The Mutant Menace
|Sony/Marvel
|
|-
|''Spider-Man
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Stealth
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''[[Virgin with rage|Superbad]]: Unrated Extended Edition
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Wedding Crashers: Uncorked Edition
|New Line
|
|-
|}

====PlayStation Vita (PSV)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Army Corps of Hell
|Square Enix
|
|-
|''BlazBlue: Continuum Shift Extend
|Arc System Works, Aksys Games
|
|-
|''BreakQuest Extra Evolution
|Beatshapers
|
|-
|''Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
|Spike Chunsoft
|
|-
|''Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair
|Spike Chunsoft
|
|-
|''Danganronpa Another Episode: Ultra Despair Girls
|Spike Chunsoft
|
|-
|''Dokuro
|Gungho Online Entertainment
|
|-
|''Dungeon Hunter: Alliance
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Escape Plan
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gravity Rush
|Sony
|
|-
|''Hotline Miami
|Devolver Digital
|
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf: World Invitational
|Sony
|
|-
|''Hustle Kings
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego [[Harry Potter]]: Years 5-7
|Sony
|
|-
|''Little Deviants
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lumines Electronic Symphony
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''[[ModNation Racers]] [[Ohio trip|Roadtrip]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat
|Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment
|
|-
|''MotorStorm: RC
|Sony
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden Sigma Plus
|Tecmo
|
|-
|''Plants vs. Zombies
|Popcap
|
|-
|''Pinball Arcade
|FarSight Studios
|
|-
|''Pinball Heroes Complete
|Sony
|
|-
|''Pure Chess
|RebelPlay
|
|-
|''PulzAR
|Sony
|
|-
|''Rayman Origins
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Reality Fighters
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ridge Racer
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Resistance: Burning Skies
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time
|Sony
|
|-
|''Star Wars Pinball
|Zen
|
|-
|''Sumioni: Demon Arts
|AQUIRE
|
|-
|''Super Stardust Delta
|Sony
|
|-
|''Table Top Tanks
|Sony
|
|-
|''Tales from Space: Mutant Blobs Attack
|Drinkbox
|
|-
|''Touch My Katamari
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Uncharted: Golden Abyss
|Sony
|
|-
|''Unit 13
|Sony
|
|-
|''Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward
|Chunsoft/Aksys/Rising Star
|
|-
|''Welcome Park
|Sony
|A tutorial game that comes with the Vita
|-
|''WipEout 2048
|Sony
|
|}

===Microsoft===
Despite Chris's avowed hatred of da [[HEXBox]] 360, he tried to sell several games for the original Xbox on [[eBay]].<ref>[[List of Chris's eBay sales]]</ref> In November 2017, he casually mentioned his gamertag<ref>https://www.xboxgamertag.com/search/CWCSonichu1982/</ref> in a Facebook comment.

====Xbox====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Call of Duty 2: Big Red One|''Call of Duty 2: Big Red One'']]
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay|The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay]]''
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Driv3r|''Driv3r'']]
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Celebrity Deathmatch (video game)|Celebrity Deathmatch]]''
|Gotham
|
|-
|}

====Xbox One====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Aftercharge''
| Chainsawesome Games
|
|-
|''Anthem''
| BioWare, Bioware Austin LLC
|
|-
|''Banjo Kazooie: N n B''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|-
|''Banjo-Kazooie''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|-
|''Banjo-Tooie''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|-
|''Dark Souls Remaster''
|From Software, QLOC, Virtuos
|
|-
|''Forza Horizon 4''
|Microsoft
|Drives a custom Sonichu colored Ford Focus
|-
|-
|''Gears of War: Ultimate Edition''
|Microsoft
|
|-
|''Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice''
|Ninja Theory
|
|-
|''Jetpac Refuelled''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Kameo''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|[[Life Is Strange]] Season 2 Episode 1
|Dontnod Entertainment, Deck Nine, Feral Interactive
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat X''
|NetherRealm Studios
|
|-
|''Perfect Dark''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Perfect Dark Zero''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Rare Replay''
|Microsoft
|
|-
|''Realm Royale''
|Heroic Leap Games
|
|-
|''Shadow of the Tomb Raider''
|Square Enix, Feral Interactive
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog 2''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic & Knuckles''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic Generations''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic Forces''
|Sega
|Chris also bought this for the PS4 and Nintendo Switch.
|-
|-
|''Shantae: Half-Genie Hero''
|WayForward Technologies
|
|-
|''Shantae and the Pirate's Curse''
|WayForward Technologies
|
|-
|''Super Lucky's Tale''
|Playful Corp
|
|-
|''Sunset Overdrive''
|Xbox Game Studios
|
|-
|''Thomas Was Alone''
|Mike Bithell
|
|-
|''The Orange Box''
|Valve Corporation, Electronic Arts, EA Bright Light
|
|-
|''Viva Piñata''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Viva Piñata: TIP''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''HALO 5 : GUARDIANS''
|Microsoft
|
|}

===Steam===
{{incomplete}}

Despite Chris's fanboyism towards consoles, Chris has played some games on the PC DRM Steam. The most interesting listing is Payday 2: a game the [[Idea Guys]] were obsessed with.
{|class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Five Nights at Freddy's''
|Scott Cawthon Games
|
|-
|''Payday 2''
|Overkill/505
|
|-
|''Portal''
|Valve Corporation
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic 3 & Knuckles''
|Sega
|
|}

User:Piratecodet

2021-07-11T15:51:45Z

Piratecodet:

Welcome to my sandbox.

Get comfy

==The List==
===Nintendo===
===='''Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)'''====
Half of these NES games are on his 3DS Virtual Console (VC), while the others are physical copies for Chris's actual NES console (that he probably rarely plays).

{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''{{w|1942 (video game)|1942}}''
|Capcom
|
|
|$12
|-
|''3D Excitebike
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$5.99
|
|-
|''3D Kirby's Adventure
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$5.99
|
|-
|''3D Kid Icarus
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$5.99
|
|-
|''3D TwinBee
|Konami
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$4.99
|
|-
|''3D Urban Champion
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$4.99
|
|-
|''3D Xevious
|Bandai Namco
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|$5.99
|
|-
|''Adventures of Lolo
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Adventure Island II
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Balloon Fight
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Baseball (1983 video game)|Baseball}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Bases Loaded
|Hamster
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Batman (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Batman}}''
|Sunsoft
|
|-
|''Blaster Master
|Sunsoft
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Castlequest}}''
|Nexoft
|
|-
|''{{w|Castlevania}}''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Castlevania II: Simon's Quest}}''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse}}''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''City Connection
|Hamster
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Clu Clu Land
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Crash'n the Boys Street Challenge
|Arc System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Dance Aerobics}}''
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Dig Dug
|Bandai Namco
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Donkey Kong
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Donkey Kong Jr.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Donkey Kong 3}}'
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash. Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Donkey Kong Classics''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Double Dragon
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Double Dragon II: The Revenge
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Déjà Vu''
|Kemco-Seika
|
|-
|''{{w|Dr. Mario (video game)|Dr. Mario}}''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash. Rebought twice as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-

|''Galaga
|Bandai Namco
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Gargoyle's Quest II: The Demon's Darkness
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Ghosts'n Goblins
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Gyruss#NES and Famicom|Gyruss}}''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Ice Climber
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Kabuki Quantum Fighter}}''
|HAL
|
|-
|''{{w|Kirby's Adventure}}''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Kung Fu''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''{{w|The Legend of Zelda (video game)|The Legend of Zelda}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''{{w|Little Nemo: The Dream Master}}''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Life Force
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mach Rider
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Mcdonalds|M.C. Kids]]''
|[[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] Games
|
|-
|''Mega Man
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 2
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 4
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 5
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 6
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Mendel Palace}}''
|Hudson Soft
|
|-
|''{{w|Metroid}}''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mighty Bomb Jack
|Tecmo Koei
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mighty Final Fight
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Milon's Secret Castle''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii. Rebought for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''NES Remix Open Tournament Golf
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Ninja Gaiden (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Ninja Gaiden}}''
|Tecmo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden II
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden III: The Ancient Ship of Doom
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Pac-Man''
|Tengen
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Pin*Bot (video game)|Pin-Bot}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Punch-Out!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|R.C. Pro-Am|R.C. Pro-AM}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Renegade
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''River City Ransom
|Technos/Aksys
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Chris and English|Sesame Street ABC]]''
|Hi-Tech
|
|-
|''Short Order/Eggsplode''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sky Kid
|Bandai Namco
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Solomon's Key''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii. Rebought 2 times as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Spelunker
|Tozai Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Star Soldier
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|StarTropics}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Summer Carnival '92 RECCA
|Kaga Electronics
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super C
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Dodge Ball
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. 3
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Super Glove Ball}}''
|Mattel
|Given that this game came with the {{w|Power Glove}}, it is possible Chris also owns the Glove.
|-
|''{{w|Super Mario Bros}}/{{w|Duck Hunt}}/World Class Track Meet''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''{{w|Super Mario Bros. 2}}''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Super Mario Bros. 3}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tecmo Bowl
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Wario's Woods
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS. Bought twice.
|-
|''Wrecking Crew
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1989 video game)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles_II:_The_Arcade_Game#Ports|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Tennis''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Mysterious Murasame Castle
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Three Stooges (video game)|The Three Stooges]]''
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario's Woods|Wario's Woods]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wheel_of_Fortune_(video_game)#NES_version|Wheel of Fortune]]''
|GameTek
|
|-
|''Wrecking Crew''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Zelda II: The Adventure of Link|Zelda II: The Adventure of Link]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS.
|}

===='''Game Boy'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Alleyway|Alleyway]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Barbie: Game Girl|Barbie]]:[[Tomgirl|Game Girl]]''
|Hi-Tech
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Bases Loaded (video game)|Bases Loaded]]''
|Jaleco
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Rescue of Princess Blobette|A Boy and His Blob: The Rescue of Princess Blobette]]''
|Absolute
|
|-
|''Brainbender''
|Electro-Brain
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania: The Adventure|Castlevania Adventure]]''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Cool Spot|Cool Spot]]''
|[[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] Interactive
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Darkwing Duck (Capcom)|Darkwing]] [[Darkbind Sonichu|Duck]]''
|Sunsoft
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong (Game Boy)|Donkey Kong]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong Land|Donkey Kong Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Donald Duck|Duck Tales]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:F-1 Race|F-1 Race]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:List of Fist of the North Star video games|Fist of the North Star]]''
|Electro-Brain
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Game_and_Watch_Gallery#Game_.26_Watch_Gallery|Game and Watch Gallery]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Game Boy Camera|Game Boy Camera (red)]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|Game Boy Camera (blue)
|Nintendo
|That's right - two cameras. Gotta catch 'em all!
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Golf (video game)|Golf]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Heiankyo Alien|Heiankyo Alien]]''
|Meldac
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Home Alone (video game)|Home Alone]]''
|THQ
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters|Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Block Ball
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kirby's Dream Land|Kirby's Dream Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Dream Land 2
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Pinball Land
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Star Stacker
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kwirk|Kirk]]''
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening|The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marble Madness|Marble Madness]]''
|Mindscape
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge|Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge]]''
|Capcom
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man II (Game Boy)|Mega Man II]]''
|Capcom
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man III
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man IV
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man V
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Metroid II: Return of Samus|Metroid II: Return of Samus]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers]]''
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Mole Mania
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mystical Ninja starring Goemon
|Konami
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon Red and Blue|Blue]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Red''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pinball: Revenge of the Gator
|HAL Laboratory
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Pretty Soldier [[Sailor Moon]]''
|Angel
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon R''
|Angel
|A Japanese import
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Qix|Qix]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Quarth|Quarth]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Ren & Stimpy: Cadet Adventures''
|THQ
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Revenge of the 'Gator|Revenge of the Gator]]''
|HAL
|
|-
|''Shanghai''
|HAL
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Land|Super Mario Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins|Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Scrabble''
|Milton-Bradley
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan'']]
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Tennis (video game)|Tennis]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Tetris (Game Boy)|Tetris]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Sword of Hope II
|Kemco
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break|Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''Tumble Pop
|G-Mode
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Turrican|Turrican]]''
|Accolade
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario Blast: Featuring Bomberman!|Wario Blast]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3|Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wave Race|Wave Race]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Who Framed Roger Rabbit (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Who Framed Roger Rabbit]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|
|}

===='''Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES)'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Itchy & Scratchy Game|The Itchy & Scratchy Game]]''
|Bits Studios/Acclaim.
|-
|''The Chessmaster''
|Mindscape
|
|-
|''Legend of the Mystical Ninja
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Mario Paint''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mega Man X''
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Pilotwings''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Fox''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Stunt Race FX''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Game Boy''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''Super Mario All-Stars''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Kart''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario World''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Metroid''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Scope 6-in-1''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time''
|Konami
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Safari''
|Nintendo
|
|}

===='''Nintendo 64 (N64)'''====
According to an [[Jackie E-mails 12|e-mail to Jackie]], Chris sold his Nintendo 64 and all of the games listed below (save for the Wii downloads, obviously) in [[August 2010]].
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Banjo-Kazooie
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Cruisn' USA
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Diddy Kong Racing
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Hey You, Pikachu!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Lego]] Racers
|Lego Media
|
|-
|''Mario Kart 64
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Trolls|Mischief Makers]]
||Nintendo
|
|-
|''Paper Mario''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Pokémon Puzzle League
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Snap
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Snap
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Pokémon Stadium
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pokémon Stadium 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sin & Punishment|Sin & Punishment]]''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Star Fox 64
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Wave Race 64''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Story''
|Nintendo
|
|}

===='''Game Boy Color (GBC)'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Bionic Commando: Elite Forces
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 2''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 3''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Gex: Enter the Gecko''
|Crave
|
|-
|''Harvest Moon GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Harvest Moon 2 GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Harvest Moon 3 GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Legend of the River King
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Legend of the River King 2
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Lufia: The Legend Returns
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mario Tennis
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man Xtreme
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man Xtreme 2
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Crystal
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Gold
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pinball
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Puzzle Challenge
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Silver
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Trading Card Game
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|'''''Pokémon Yellow
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Rayman
|Ubisoft
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Shantae
|WayForward
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. Deluxe
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Toki Tori
|Two Tribes Publishing
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Wario Land II
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wario Land III
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Xtreme Sports
|WayForward
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|}

====Game Boy Advance (GBA)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Chu Chu Rocket
|Sega
|
|-
|''Classic NES Series: Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''e-Reader
|Nintendo
|Nintendo’s barcode reader peripheral for ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' and other games.
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure Max Heart
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 4
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Game Boy Advance Jukebox
|Gamester
|A GBA player for MP3 music files.
|-
|''Gumby Vs. the Astrobots
|Namco
|
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi: Kaznapped
|THQ
|
|-
|''Klonoa 2: Dream Champ Tournament
|Namco
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Super Circuit
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario vs. Donkey Kong
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Fusion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[My Little Pony]]: The Runaway Rainbow
|THQ
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Emerald
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon FireRed
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon LeafGreen
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pinball: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ruby
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Advance
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Advance 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Advance 3
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Battle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Pinball Party
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Genesis
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Mario Advance
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris Worlds
|THQ
|
|-
|''The Three Stooges
|Cinemaware
|
|-
|''Wario Land 4
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc. Mega Microgame$
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Twisted
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
|Nintendo
|
|}
===='''Game Boy Advance Video'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''All Grown Up! Volume 1
|Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Limited Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Platinum Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Premium Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|Chris’s 100th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Special Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Volume 1
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''The Fairly Oddparents: Volume 1
|Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 1
| Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 2
| Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: Beach Blank-Out Blastoise
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: For Ho-Oh the Bells Toll!
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: I Choose You!
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: Johto Photo Finish
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Sonic X Volume 1: A Super Sonic Hero!
|Sega/Majesco
|
|}

====Nintendo GameCube (NGC)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Amazing Island
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Animal Crossing]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:BMX XXX|BMX XXX]]
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
|Nintendo
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the Gamecube
|-
|''Evolution Worlds
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''F-Zero GX
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Go! Go! Hypergrind
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Party
|Konami
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time/Master Quest
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Luigi's Mansion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!! Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:MC Groovz Dance Craze|MC Groovz Dance Craze]]
|MadCatz
|
|-
|''Mario Party 5
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party 7
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pac-Man Vs.
|Namco
|
|-
|''Pac-Man World 2
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Box: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Channel
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Colosseum
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Colosseum Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage - [[Pickle]]d Edition
|BAM!
|
|-
|'''''[[Blake|Shadow the Hedgehog]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Gems Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Heroes
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Mega Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Riders
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|
|-
|''Spider-Man
|Activision
|
|-
|''Spyro: A Hero's Tail
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Star Fox Adventures
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Leader: Rogue Squadron 2
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Squadron 3: Rebel Strike
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Super Mario Sunshine
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Melee
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc.: Mega Party Game$!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wave Race: Blue Storm
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Gamecube Preview Disc
|Nintendo/Sega/Others
|
|}

====Nintendo DS and DSi====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''100 Classic Books
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''3D MahJong
|Cosmigo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''[[Animal Crossing]] Wild World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''A Kappa's Trail
|Nintendo
|Digital Purchase via DsiWare
|-
|''Airport Mania: First Flight
|Lemon Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Airport Mania: Non-Stop Flights
|Lemon Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 1- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 2- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 3- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 4- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Art Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Big Brain Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Slow in the minds|Brain Age]]
|Nintendo
|Chris’s 150th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cooking Mama
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Drill Dozer
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest IX:Seninels of the Starry Skies
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest VI: Realms of Revelation
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest Monsters: Joker 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Faceez! Monsters
|Neko Entertainment
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''[[Love quest|Feel the Magic XY/XX]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Flipnote Studio]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fossil Fighters: Champions
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Futari wa Pretty Cure Max Heart Danzen! DS
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Collection
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Golden Sun: Dark Dawn
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''House M.D.- Episode 1: Globetrotting
|Legacy Interactive
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''House M.D.- Episode 2: The Blue Meanie
|Legacy Interactive
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
|THQ
|
|-
|''Jump Superstars
|Nintendo
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Kirby: Canvas Curse
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby Mass Attack
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Magnetica
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Hoops 3-on-3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Vs. Donkey Kong 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Vs. Donkey Kong: Mini-Land Mayhem!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters First Hunt
|Nintendo
|A demo cartridge
|-
|''Metroid Prime Pinball
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs: Dachshund & Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Picross 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Black and White
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Black and White 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Conquest
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Dash
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Diamond
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Blue Rescue Team
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pearl
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ranger
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ranger: Guardian Signs
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Trozei!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Polarium|Polarium]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Last Specter
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Retro Atari Classics
|Atari
|
|-
|''The Rub Rabbits
|Sega
|
|-
|''Snood 2: On Vacation
|DSI
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Colors DS
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rush
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rush Adventure
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sprung]]
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Star Fox Command
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sudoku Gridmaster
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64 DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Princess Peach
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''True Swing Golf
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare D.I.Y.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Touched
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] Nightmare Troubadour
|Konami
|
|}

====Wii====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing City Folk
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''AquaSpace
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Art Style: Rotozoa
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Battalion Wars 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario Online RX
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Elebits
|Konami
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country Returns
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Family Table Tennis
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Fortune Street
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''FlingSmash
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fluidity
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Link's Crossbow Training
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Dream Collection
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Epic Yarn
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Return to Dream Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 1
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 2
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 3
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
|Sega
|
|-
|''Mario Kart Wii
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party 9
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Sports Mix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Super Sluggers
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid: Other M
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 3 Corruption
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''My Pokémon Ranch
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Mystery Case Files: The Malgrave Incident
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[White knights|NiGHTs]]: Journey of Dreams
|Sega
|
|-
|''Pikmin 2
|Nintendo
|A Wii port with a new control scheme
|-
|'''''Pokémon Battle Revolution
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Poképark Wii: Pikachu's Adventure
|Nintendo
|
|-

|'''''Poképark 2: Wonders Beyond
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pong Toss Pro- Frat Party Games
|JV Games Inc.
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''ThruSpace
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Rhythm Heaven Fever
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Samurai Warriors 3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sin & Punishment: Star Successor
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''SNK Arcade Classics Volume 1
|SNK
|
|-
|''Snowpack Park
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic and the Secret Rings
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Chaos
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] Legends
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Get Even
|Square Enix
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Mario All-Stars 25th Anniversary Edition
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Galaxy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Brawl
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wario Land: Shake It!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Music
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Party
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Play
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Play: Motion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Sports
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''World of Goo
|2D Boy
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Xenoblade Chronicles
|Nintendo
|
|}

====TurboGrafx-16 Entertainment SuperSystem====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Bonk's Adventure''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Wii
|}
====Nintendo 3DS====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value

|-
|''3D Game Collection
|Joindots
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D Solitaire
|Zen Studios
|
|-
|''Air Battle Hockey 3D
|10TACLE
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing: New Leaf
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Art Academy: Lessons for Everyone!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''BearShark
|CollegeHumor
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Brain Age: Concentration Training
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Bravely Default
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Crazy Construction
|G-Style
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Chibi-Robo! Photo Finder
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crashmo
|Nintendo
| A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crosswords Plus
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dedede's Drum Dash Deluxe
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dillon's Rolling Western
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dillon's Rolling Western: The Last Ranger
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Disney Magical World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Family Tennis 3D
|ARC System Works
|
|-
|''Fire Emblem: Awakening
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fluidity: Spin Cycle
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Freakyforms: Your Creations, Alive!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Freakyforms Deluxe: Your Creations, Alive!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Frogger 3D
|Konami
|Attempted to sell on [[eBay]]
|-
|''Gardenscapes
|Joindots
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''HarmoKnight
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kersploosh!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Ketzal's Corridors
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kid Icarus: Uprising
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby Fighters Deluxe
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby: Triple Deluxe
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Lego City Undercover: The Chase Begins
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario & Luigi: Dream Team
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Mario and Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games
|SEGA
|
|-
|''Mario and Donkey Kong: Mini's on the Move
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mario Golf: World Tour
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart 7
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party: Island Tour
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Tennis Open
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mighty Milky Way<ref>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]</ref>
|WayForward
|
|-
|''Naruto Powerful Shippuden
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros. 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendo 3DS Guide: Louvre
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: French Bulldog & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: Golden Retriever & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: Toy Poodle & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Outdoors Unleashed: Africa 3D
|Teyon
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Paper Mario: Sticker Star
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pikmin Short Movies 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pilotwings Resort
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Plain Video Poker
|PouncingKitten
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-

|'''''Pokédex 3D
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokedex 3D Pro
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Art Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Battle Trozei
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Dream Radar
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Gates to Infinity
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Omega Ruby
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Alpha Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Rumble Blast
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon X and Y|X]]''
|Nintendo
|Friend Codes Available via [[Facebook]]
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon X and Y|Y]]''
|Nintendo
|Friend Codes Available via [[Facebook]]
|-
|''Photo with Mario
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Azran Legacy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pushmo
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Rusty's Real Deal Baseball
|Nintendo
|His acquisition of every minigame led to the subject of an [[Pappy Van Poodle Interview|interview over his supposed sighting of an obscure character]].
|-
|''Sakura Samurai: Art of the Sword
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic All-Stars Racing Transformed
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Boom: Shattered Crystal
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Generations
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Lost World
|SEGA
|All DLC in this game purchased
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sparkle Snapshots 3D
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Spirit Camera: The Cursed Memoir
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Fox 64 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Steel Diver
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Steel Diver: Sub Wars
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Style Savvy: Trendsetters
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 3D Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sweet Memories: Blackjack
|Circle Entertainment Ltd.
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Tekken 3D
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Tetris: Axis
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Denpa Men: They Came By Wave
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Denpa Men 2: Beyond the Waves
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Denpa Men 3: The Rise of Digitoll
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tokyo Crash Mobs
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Tomodachi Life
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Ultimate NES Remix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Xtreme Sports
|WayForward
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Yoshi's New Island
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Wii U====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing Plaza'''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Arrow Time U
|XenoHorizon
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Art Academy: Sketchpad
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Bayonetta
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Bayonetta 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Luigi
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Game & Wario
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Hyrule Warriors
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Lego City Undercover
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Little Inferno
|Tommorrow Corporation
|A digital download for the Wii U.
|-
|''Family Party: 30 Great Games Obstacle Arcade
|D3Publisher
|
|-
|[[Mario Kart 8 Videos|''Mario Kart 8'']]
|Nintendo
|Revealed via Mario Kart 8 TV
|-
|'''''Mario & Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games'''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix 1
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix Pack
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros. U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Luigi U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden 3: Razor's Edge
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendo Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Poker Dice Solitaire Future
|RCMADIAX
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Pikmin 3
|Nintendo
|Bundled with Wii U console
|-
|''Pikmin Short Movies HD
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Rumble U'''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Pushmo World
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Rock Zombie
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Sing Party
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Skylanders Trap Team
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing Transformed
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Lost World
|SEGA
|
|-
|''Splatoon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 3D World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Maker
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. for Wii U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Letter
|TreeFall Studios
|A digital download for the Wii U. Also infamous for being absolute shit.
|-
|''The Wonderful 101
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Fit U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Party U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii U Panorama View
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U.
|-
|''ZombiU
|Ubisoft
|
|}

====Nintendo Switch====

{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|'''''8-Bit Adventure Steins;Gate'''<ref name=Switchfriend>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/post-4428480</ref>
|Spike Chunsoft
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing New Horizons'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Nintendo
|-
|'''''Pokémon: Let's Go, Pikachu'''
|The Pokémon Company and Nintendo
| Chris owns 6 Pokeball Plus peripherals for this game
|-
|'''''Pokémon Quest'''<ref name=Switchfriend2>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/post-4482126</ref>
|The Pokémon Company and Nintendo
|I mean its Pokemon and its free :/
|-
|'''''Sonic Forces'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Sega
|Chris also bought this for PS4 and X-box.
|-
|'''''Starlink: Battle for Atlas'''
|Ubisoft
|Chris owns two copies. Seen in [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)]]
|-
|'''''Super Smash Bros. Ultimate'''
|Nintendo
|Also seen in [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)]]
|-
|'''''Tetris 99'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Nintendo
|Played for 350 hours as of August 2020.
|-
|'''''Sonic Mania'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Sega
|-
|'''''Team Sonic Racing'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Sega
|-
|'''''Super Mario Odyssey'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Nintendo
|-
|'''''Freedom Planet'''
|GalaxyTrail
|-
|'''''Mega Man 11'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Capcom
|-
|'''''Pokémon Sword & Pokémon Shield'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|The Pokémon Company and Nintendo
|Chris bought Pokémon Sword and obtained Pokémon Shield as a present from a [[Weening|Ween]] after begging for it on his 38th birthday.
|}

===Sega===
====Sega Master System====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Wonder Boy''
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii. The only SMS game he has.
|}

====Sega Genesis (Mega Drive)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Alien Soldier''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Animaniacs (video game)|Animaniacs (video game)]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Bubsy in Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind|Bubsy in Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind]]
|Accolade
|
|-
|''Desert Strike
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Fantasia (video game)|Fantasia]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Genesis 6-Pak
|Sega
|
|-
|''Kid Chameleon
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Klax (video game)|Klax]]
|Tengen
|
|-
|''Monopoly
|Parker Brothers
|
|-
|''[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Ms. Pac Man]]
|Tengen
|
|-
|''Rocket Knight Adventures
|Konami
|
|-
|'''''Sonic & [[Punchy Sonichu|Knuckles]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic 3-D Blast
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 3
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Spinball
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Star Trek: The Next Generation
|Spectrum HoloByte
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Toy Story (video game)|Toy Story]]
|Disney Interactive
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:X-Men(1993 video game)|X-Men]]
|Sega
|
|}

On 6 July 2018, Chris bought a Sega Genesis console off of eBay, apparently as a replacement<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-666#post-3536962</ref>.

====Sega Game Gear====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''The Chessmaster
|Sega
|
|-
|''Columns
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crystal Warriors
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Defenders of Oasis
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Desert Speedtrap Starring Road Runner & Wile E. Coyote
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dragon Crystal
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''G-LOC Air Battle
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Krusty’s Fun House
|Flying Edge
|
|-
|''Quest for the Shaven Yak Starring Ren & Stimpy
|Sega
|
|-
|''Shining Force: Sword of Hajya
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Shinobi
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic Drift 2
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog GG
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 2 GG
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic Blast
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Chaos
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Triple Trouble
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Sonic Labyrinth
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Super Columns
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Tails' Adventure
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Vampire Master of Darkness
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|}

====Sega CD====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Batman Returns
|Sega
|
|-
|''Double Switch
|Digital Pictures
|
|-
|''Ecco: The Tides of Time
|Sega
|
|-
|''Flashback: [[Liquid Chris|The Quest for Identity]]
|U.S. Gold
|
|-
|''Jaguar XJ220
|JVC
|
|-
|''Jurassic Park
|Sega
|
|-
|''Mad Dog McCree
|American Laser Games
|
|-
|''[[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin Power Rangers]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Rape|Night Trap]]
|Digital Pictures
|
|-
|''Power Factory Featuring C+C Music Factory
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Classics Arcade Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sewer Shark|Sewer Shark]]
|Sony Imagesoft
|
|-
|''Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Detective
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic CD
|Sega
|
|-
|''Star Wars: Rebel Assault
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Time Gal
|Renovation
|
|-
|''Tomcat Alley
|Sega
|
|-
|''Wirehead
|Sega
|
|}

====Sega 32X====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''B.C. Racers
|Front Street Publishing
|
|-
|''Cosmic Carnage
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Knuckles Chaotix
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[I AM STRONG|Toughman Contest]]
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter
|Sega
|
|-
|''Virtua Racing Deluxe
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega Saturn====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Baku Baku
|Sega
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden URA
|Sega
|
|-
|''Fighters Megamix
|Sega
|
|-
|''NiGHTs into Dreams
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic 3D Blast
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic R
|Sega
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter Remix
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega Dreamcast====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Bleem! *Gran Turismo 2*
|Bleem
|An emulation disc for the PlayStation ''GT2''
|-
|''Seaman
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Son-Chu|Chu Chu]] Rocket
|Sega
|
|-
|''Crazy Taxi
|Sega
|
|-
|''Evolution
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Evolution 2
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Jet Grind Radio
|Sega
|
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|
|-
|''The Next Tetris
|Crave
|
|-
|''Q*Bert
|Hasbro Interactive
|
|-
|''[[List_of_cards_from_The_Wall_of_Originals#Espanolic|Samba de Amigo]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Dreamcast Generator D.1
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack V.1
|Sega
|
|-
|''Skies of Arcadia
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Shuffle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[South Park]]: [[CADD Chef|Chef's]] [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Luv Shack]]
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Magnetic Neo
|Crave
|
|-
|''Suzuki Alstare Extreme Racing
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Time Stalkers
|Sega
|
|-
|''Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation
|Eidos Interactive
|
|-
|''Toy Commander
|No Cliché
|
|-
|''Virtual-On Oratorio Tangram
|Activision
|
|-
|''Wetrix +
|XICAT
|
|}

===Sony===
==== PlayStation (PSX, PSone)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''2Xtreme
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Activision Classics
|Activision
|
|-
|''Amazing Virtual Sea-Monkies, The
|[[Greene County Conspiracy|Conspiracy]]
|
|-
|''Arcade's Greatest Hits - The Midway Collection 2
|Midway
|
|-
|''Atari Anniversary Edition Redux
|Infogrames
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden
|Takara
|
|-
|'''''Beast Wars [[Transformers]]
|Hasbro Interactive
|
|-
|''Blaster Master: Blasting Again
|Crave
|
|-
|''Bowling
|A1
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''[[Chris and anger|Bloody Roar]]
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Bubsy 3D
|Accolade
|
|-
|''Casper: Friends Around the World
|Sound Source
|
|-
|''Castlevania Chronicles
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 4
|Sony
|
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Sony
|A physical copy
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bash
|Sony
|
|-
|''Danger Girl
|THQ
|
|-
|''Dead in the Water
|ASC Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Defcon 5
|Data East
|
|-
|''Destruction Derby
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Dragon Ball GT: Final Bout
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Ultimate Battle 22
|Infogrames
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII
|Square Enix
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''[[Son-Chu|Ford]] Racing
|Empire Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Frogger
|Hasbro Interactive
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo 2
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gundam Battle Assault 2
|Bandai
|
|-
|''[[Plush Breasts|Hooters:]] Road Trip
|Ubisoft
|There's only [[Mass debating|only logical reason]] why Chris bought this.
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|989 Studios
|A physical copy
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|Jumping Flash!}}
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|The King of Fighters '99}}
|SNK
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|Klonoa: Door to Phantomile}}
|Namco
|
|-
|''[[Lego]] Island 2: The Brickster's Revenge
|Lego Software
|
|-
|''Loaded
|Interplay
|
|-
|''Medal of Honor
|Electronic Arts
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Medal of Honor Underground
|Electronic Arts
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''MediEvil
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mega Man Legends
|Capcom
|
|-
|'''''[[Metal Gear Solid]]
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Miracle Space Race
|Mud Duck
|
|-
|''Mobile Light Force
|XS Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mortal Kombat 4
|Midway
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''MTV Music Generator
|Codemasters
|
|-
|''Need For Speed: High Stakes
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Need For Speed III: Hot Pursuit
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|[[Obesity|Pizza Hut]] Sampler Disc 2
|Sony
|
|-
|''[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Pooh's]] Party Game: In Search of the Treasure
|Disney
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack 1
|Sony
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Summer 2000
|Sony
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Winter 2000
|Sony
|
|-
|''Porsche Challenge
|Sony
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Chemical X-Traction
|BAM!
|
|-
|''Puzzle Star Sweep
|A1 Games
|
|-
|''Rally Cross
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman 2: The Great Escape
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director's Cut
|Capcom
|A physical copy
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director’s Cut
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
|Capcom
|A demo disc
|-
|''R-Types
|Agetec
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''R-Type Delta
|Agetec
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''SimCity 2000
|Maxis
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Small Soldiers
|Electronic Arts
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''SnoCross Championship Racing
|Crave Entertainment
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''[[Bionic the Hedgehog|Space Jam]]
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Spec Ops: Airborne Commando
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Covert Assault
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Ranger Elite
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Stealth Patrol
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Speed Racer
|Jaleco
|
|-
|''[[Homos|Spice World]]
|Psygnosis
|
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Sony
|A physical copy
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro: Year of the Dragon
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Star Wars Episode I: Jedi Power Battles
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha 2
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Suikoden
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Superstar Dance Club: #1 Hits
|XS Games
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Syphon Filter 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Ten Pin Alley
|ASC Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|Tekken 2}}
|Namco
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tekken 2
|Namco
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider
|Eidos Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Toy Story 2: Buzz Lightyear to the Rescue!
|Activision
|
|-
|''Twisted Metal 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Um Jammer Lammy
|Sony
|
|-
|''Vandal Hearts
|Konami
|
|-
|''V.I.P.
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Vigilante 8: 2nd Offense
|Activision
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Williams Arcade's Greatest Hits
|Williams
|
|-
|''XS Junior League Soccer
|XS Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|}

====PlayStation 2 (PS2)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 105
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 106
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 107
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 108
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 109
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 110
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 111
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 112
|Sony
|
|-
|''Aeon Flux
|Majesco
|
|-
|''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]] - Zombie Ninja Pro-Am
|Midway/[[Adult Swim]] Games
|
|-
|''[[Britney Spears|Britney's]] Dance Beat
|THQ
|
|-
|''Crash Nitro Kart
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Crash [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Twinsanity]]
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Extreme
|Konami
|
|-
|''Dark Cloud
|Sony
|
|-
|''EyeToy Play
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''[[Family Guy]] Video Game!
|2K/Fox
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 2
|-
|''Fatal Frame
|Tecmo
|
|-
|''Grand Theft Auto 3
|Rockstar Games
|Attempted to sell on [[eBay]].
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]]
|RedOctane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero II
|RedOctane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Encore - Rocks The 80s
|RedOctane
|
|-
|''The Guy Game
|Gathering
|This game was pulled from print after it was found that one of the models who [[Mass debating|flashed the camera]] was [[Pedofork|only 17]].
|-
|''InuYasha: The Secret of the Cursed Mask
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Jak X: Combat Racing
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 10
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 11
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 14
|Sony
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Volume 3
|Konami
|
|-
|''{{w|Kingdom Hearts (video game)|Kingdom Hearts}}
|Square Enix
|
|-
|''{{w|Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil}}
|Namco
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marc Eckō's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure|Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure]]
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo]]
|Bandai
|
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]] 2
|Sony
|
|-
|PSUnderground Summer Sampler
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Mega Collection Plus
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''Soul Calibur III
|Bandai/Namco
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5: Special Edition
|Sega
|
|-
|''Taiko Drum Master
|Namco
|
|-
|''Tekken Tag Tournament
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]]
|Atari
|
|-
|''Unreal Tournament
|Infogrames
|
|}

====PlayStation 3 (PS3)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''3D Dot Game Heroes
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Age of Booty
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Altered Beast
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Ape Escape (Playstation Move)
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Aquatopia
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Armored Core 4
|Sega
|
|-
|''Astro Tripper
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Back to the Future: The Game
|Telltale
|Both the disc version and the downloadable version
|-
|''Band Hero
|Activision
|
|-
|''Battle Fantasia
|Aksys
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[100 2269|The Beatles: Rock Band]]
|MTV Games
|
|-
|''Beat Sketcher <ref>[[:File:BeatSketcher20101012.png]]</ref>
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bejeweled 3
|Popcap
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bionic Commando (2009)
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Bionic Commando Rearmed
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bioshock
|2K Games
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blade Kitten
|Atari
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Blast Factor
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $8 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blokus
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Blue Toad Murder Files: The Mysteries of Little Riddle
|Relentless Software
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Blur (video game)|Blur (Video game)]]
|Bizarre Creations
|
|-
|''Bomberman Ultra
|Hudson Soft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Borderlands
|2K Games
|
|-
|''Braid
|Number None
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Brutal Legend|Brütal Legend]]'''''
|Electronic Arts
|Chris's 50th physical acquisition for the PS3.
|-
|''BurgerTime World Tour
|MonkeyPaw Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Burn Zombie Burn
|Pinnacle
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Burnout Paradise
|Electronic Arts
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $67 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: Monster Rally
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: Robo Jam
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz TV
|Sony
|Approximately $31 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz World
|Sony
|
|-
|''Calling All Cars
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Catherine
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Championship Sprint
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena
|Atari
|
|-
|''Comet Crash
|Pelfast
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Comix Zone
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Costume Quest
|THQ
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Crash Commando
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Crescent Pale Mist
|Rockin' Android
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Critter Crunch
|Capybara Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Cuboid
|TikGames, LLC
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Dark Sector
|D3 Publisher
|
|-
|''Dead Space
|Electronic Arts
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Disgaea 3: Absence of Justice
|NIS America
|Approximately $65 spent on DLC.
|-
|''DuckTales: Remastered''
|Capcom
|*FC* - [[May 2017]] - $15.00 - Chris bought this shortly after buying ''The Disney Afternoon Collection'' for the PS4, even though the original version is included in that pack.
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Burst Limit
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Chandler cats|Droplitz]]
|Atlus
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
|Bethesda
|"Game of the Year Edition"
|-
|''Elefunk
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Enchanted Arms
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|'''''[[The Eye of Judgement]]
|Sony
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Fairytale Fights
|Playlogic
|
|-
|''[[Family Guy|Family Guy]]:Back to the Multiverse
|Activision
|
|-
|''Fallout: New Vegas
|Bethesda
|
|-
|''Far Cry 2
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Obesity|Fat]] Princess
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''flOw
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Homo|Flower]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Folklore
|Sony
|
|-
|''Fret Nice
|Tecmo
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Frogger Returns
|Konami
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Giant Enemy Crab|Genji: Days of the Blade]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Go! Puzzle
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Go! Sports Ski
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Go! Sports Skydiving
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $12 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[God of War]] III
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''God of War Collection
|Sony
|
|-
|''Grand Theft Auto IV
|Rockstar Games
|
|-
|''Gravity Crash
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Green Day: Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|Interestingly enough, their frontman is a [[homo]].
|-
|''GripShift v2.0
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Gauntlet II
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock
|RedOctane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero 5
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Aerosmith
|RedOctane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Hits
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Metallica
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Van Halen
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero World Tour
|RedOctane
|
|-
|''Gunstar Heroes
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Hail to the Chimp
|Game[[Duck|cock]]
|
|-
|''Hamilton's Great Adventure
|Fatshark
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Heavenly Sword
|Sony
|
|-
|''Heavy Rain
|Sony
|
|-
|''High Stakes: Poker Edition
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''High Velocity Bowling
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|''The House of the Dead III
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''inFamous
|Sony
|
|-
|''Invincible Tiger: The Legend of Han Tao
|Bandai Namco
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Jak and Daxter Collection
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jeopardy!
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Joust
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Killzone 2
|Sony
|Approximately $6 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Lair
|Sony
|
|-
|''The Last Guy
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|''The Lego Movie Videogame
|WB Games
|
|-
|''Lego Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust
|Codemasters
|
|-
|''Lemmings
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''LIMBO
|Playdead
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Linger in Shadows
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|Approximately $98 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''LittleBigPlanet 2
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''LittleBigPlanet 3
|Sony
|
|-
|''LocoRoco Cocoreccho!
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mainichi Issho
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom 2
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Marvel Ultimate Alliance
|Activision
|
|-
|''Mega [[JERKS|Man]] 9
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mega Man 10
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mesmerize
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Sonichu's Edge|Mirror's Edge]]
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire
|Bandai Namco Games
|
|-
|'''''[[ModNation Racers]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Monster Madness: Grave Danger
|South Peak Interactive
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat (2009)
|WB Games
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat II
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Motorstorm
|Sony
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Motorstorm RC
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mushroom Wars
|Creat Studios
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Namco Museum Essentials
|Bandai Namco Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Noby Noby Boy
|Bandai Namco Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Novastrike
|Tiki Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Nucleus
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PAIN
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $41 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PAYDAY: The Heist
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode One
|Hothead Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode Two
|Hothead Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PixelJunk Eden Encore
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Monsters Encore
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Racers
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PixelJunk Shooter
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Piyotama
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale
|Sony
|
|-
|''Q*Bert v2.0
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rag Doll Kung Fu: Fists of Plastic
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rampage
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rampart
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank Future: [[Fuck Quest|Quest for Booty]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rayman 3 HD
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Red Faction Guerrilla
|THQ
|
|-
|''Resident Evil 5
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Resistance: Fall of Man
|Sony
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 3
|-
|''Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Rock Band 2
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Rock Revolution
|Konami
|
|-
|''Saints Row 2
|THQ
|
|-
|''Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 1: The Penal Zone
|Telltale Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''SAW
|Konami
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars Tennis
|Sega
|
|-
|''The Simpsons Game
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Siren: Blood Curse
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Snakeball
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic CD
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic Generations
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog (2006)
|Sega
|Approximately $7.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog 4 Episode 1
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Unleashed
|Sega
|Approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] IV
|Bandai Namco
|"Premium edition"; approximately $33.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Soul Calibur V
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Spider-Man 3
|Activision
|"Collector’s edition"
|-
|''Stranglehold
|Midway
|"Collector’s edition"; approximately $15 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[CWC Fighter|Street Fighter IV]]
|Capcom
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Stuntman Ignition
|THQ
|
|-
|''Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super [[Mass debating|Rub a Dub]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super Stardust HD
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super Street Fighter IV
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars
|Psyonix
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Re-Shelled
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection
|Namco
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Tekken Hybrid
|Namco
|
|-
|''Timeshift
|Vivendi Games
|
|-
|''Toy Home
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $7 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Transformers - The Game
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
|Activision
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Trash Panic
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
|Sony
|
|-
|''Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception
|Sony
|
|-
|''UNO
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Untold Legends: Dark Kingdom
|Sony
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter 5
|Sega
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh
|Warner Bros.
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh Part 2
|Warner Bros.
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wheel of Fortune
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''WipEout HD
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wolf of the Battlefield: Commando 3
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wolfenstein 3D
|Activision
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''X-Blades
|SouthPeak Games
|
|-
|''Zen Pinball
|Zen Studios
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|}

====PlayStation 4 (PS4)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Little Big Planet 3
|Sony
|Chris bought this game before acquiring a PS4.
|-
|''The Playroom
|Sony
|
|-
|''Call Of Duty Black Ops 3
|Activision
|
|-
|''inFAMOUS Second Son
|Sony
|
|-
|''Destiny
|Sony
|
|-
|''Disney Afternoon Collection''
|Capcom
|*FC* $20.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Freedom Planet''
|GalaxyTrail
|*FC* $15.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Giana Sisters Twisted Dreams - Director's Cut''
|Black Forest
|*FC* $15.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Killzone Shadow Fall
|Sony
|
|-
|''Knack
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego Dimensions
|WB Games
|
|-
|''Lego Worlds''
|WB Games
|*FC* - [[March 2017]] - Chris used profit from selling his father's stamp collection to buy this on its 7 March release date for $30.
|-
|''PaRappa the Rapper Remastered''
|Sony
|*FC* $15.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Pure Chess''
|Ripstone
|*FC* $8.00 - [[April 2017]]
|-
|''Sonic Forces
|Sega
|*FC* $39.99 - [[November 2017]]. Chris also bought this for Xbox and Nintendo Switch
|-
|''Skylanders Swap Force
|Activision
|
|-
|''Skylanders Trap Team
|Activision
|
|-
|''TRANSFORMERS: Devastation
|Activision
|
|-
|''Yu-Gi-Oh: Legacy of the Duelist
|Konami
|
|-
|}

====PlayStation Portable (PSP)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Ape Escape Academy
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ape Escape ~ On the Loose
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ape Quest
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Armored Core: Formula Front - Extreme Battle
|Agetec
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury - Blazin' Trails
|Sony
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury Pro
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Beats
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Fuck quest|Brooktown High]]
|Konami
|
|-
|''Bust-A-Move Deluxe
|Majesco
|
|-
|''BUZZ! Master Quiz
|Sony
|
|-
|''Carol Vorderman's Sudoku
|Secret Stash
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Vivendi Universal Games
|
|-
|''Darkstalkers Chronicle - The Chaos Tower
|Capcom
|Chris's 50th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|''Daxter
|Sony
|
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $5 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Every Extend Extra
|Buena Vista Games
|
|-
|''EXIT
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Frogger: [[Slow-in-the-minds|Helmet Chaos]]
|Konami
|
|-
|''Gangs of London
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gangs Of London
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus Special Edition: Battle of Attica
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gripshift
|Red Mile
|
|-
|''Guilty Gear Judgement
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Gunpey
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Gurumin - A Monstrous Adventure
|Mastiff
|
|-
|''[[Harvey Birdman Commercial|Harvey Birdman]] - Attorney At Law
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Hot Pixel
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Recycling|Infected]]
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''[[Cwcville|Kingdom of Paradise]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego Stars Wars II: The Original Trilogy
|LucasArts
|
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Locoroco
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lumines II
|Buena Vista Games
|
|-
|''Mercury Meltdown
|Ignition
|
|-
|''Mind Quiz
| Ubisoft
|
|-
|''MLB 07: The Show
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam - Battle Royale
|Bandai Namco Games
|A Japanese import
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''[[Autism|PQ Practical Intelligence Quotient]]
|D3
|
|-
|''Puzzle Challenge Crosswords and More
|Crave
|
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank: [[Duck|Size Matters]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sampler Disc for PSP Vol.1
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sega Genesis Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Clover and Snoopy|Snoopy]] Vs. the Red Baron
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''SOCOM U.S. Navy SEALs Fireteam Bravo
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rivals
|Sega
|Chris's 25th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|'''''Sonic Rivals 2
|Sega
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Extreme
|Taito
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Combat Ops
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Logan's Shadow
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Tekken: Dark Resurrection
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''The Con
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''Transformers - The Game
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Fridays After Five|Ultimate Block Party]]
|Conspiracy
|
|-
|''WipEout Pure
|Sony
|
|-
|''WTF: Work Time Fun
|D3 Publisher
|
|}

====Universal Media Disc (UMD) Video====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Ah! My Goddess the Movie
|Geneon
|
|-
|''Christmas with the Kranks
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Creature Comforts: The Complete First Season
|Sony
|
|-
|''[[Family Guy]]: Freakin' Sweet Collection
|Fox
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
|Sony
|
|-
|''Fun with Dick and Jane
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Into the Blue
|Sony/Columbia/MGM
|
|-
|''Lords Of Dogtown
|Sony/Columbia/TriStar
|
|-
|''National Lampoon's Animal House
|Universal
|
|-
|''[[Some Favored Comedians|Saturday Night Live]] Collection - The Best of [[Obesity|Chris Farley]]
|Lions Gate
|
|-
|''[[South Park]]: When Technology Attacks!
|Paramount/Comedy Central
|
|-
|''Spider-Man - The New Animated Series: The Mutant Menace
|Sony/Marvel
|
|-
|''Spider-Man
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Stealth
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''[[Virgin with rage|Superbad]]: Unrated Extended Edition
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Wedding Crashers: Uncorked Edition
|New Line
|
|-
|}

====PlayStation Vita (PSV)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Army Corps of Hell
|Square Enix
|
|-
|''BlazBlue: Continuum Shift Extend
|Arc System Works, Aksys Games
|
|-
|''BreakQuest Extra Evolution
|Beatshapers
|
|-
|''Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
|Spike Chunsoft
|
|-
|''Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair
|Spike Chunsoft
|
|-
|''Danganronpa Another Episode: Ultra Despair Girls
|Spike Chunsoft
|
|-
|''Dokuro
|Gungho Online Entertainment
|
|-
|''Dungeon Hunter: Alliance
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Escape Plan
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gravity Rush
|Sony
|
|-
|''Hotline Miami
|Devolver Digital
|
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf: World Invitational
|Sony
|
|-
|''Hustle Kings
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego [[Harry Potter]]: Years 5-7
|Sony
|
|-
|''Little Deviants
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lumines Electronic Symphony
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''[[ModNation Racers]] [[Ohio trip|Roadtrip]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat
|Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment
|
|-
|''MotorStorm: RC
|Sony
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden Sigma Plus
|Tecmo
|
|-
|''Plants vs. Zombies
|Popcap
|
|-
|''Pinball Arcade
|FarSight Studios
|
|-
|''Pinball Heroes Complete
|Sony
|
|-
|''Pure Chess
|RebelPlay
|
|-
|''PulzAR
|Sony
|
|-
|''Rayman Origins
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Reality Fighters
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ridge Racer
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Resistance: Burning Skies
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time
|Sony
|
|-
|''Star Wars Pinball
|Zen
|
|-
|''Sumioni: Demon Arts
|AQUIRE
|
|-
|''Super Stardust Delta
|Sony
|
|-
|''Table Top Tanks
|Sony
|
|-
|''Tales from Space: Mutant Blobs Attack
|Drinkbox
|
|-
|''Touch My Katamari
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Uncharted: Golden Abyss
|Sony
|
|-
|''Unit 13
|Sony
|
|-
|''Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward
|Chunsoft/Aksys/Rising Star
|
|-
|''Welcome Park
|Sony
|A tutorial game that comes with the Vita
|-
|''WipEout 2048
|Sony
|
|}

===Microsoft===
Despite Chris's avowed hatred of da [[HEXBox]] 360, he tried to sell several games for the original Xbox on [[eBay]].<ref>[[List of Chris's eBay sales]]</ref> In November 2017, he casually mentioned his gamertag<ref>https://www.xboxgamertag.com/search/CWCSonichu1982/</ref> in a Facebook comment.

====Xbox====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Call of Duty 2: Big Red One|''Call of Duty 2: Big Red One'']]
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay|The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay]]''
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Driv3r|''Driv3r'']]
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Celebrity Deathmatch (video game)|Celebrity Deathmatch]]''
|Gotham
|
|-
|}

====Xbox One====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Aftercharge''
| Chainsawesome Games
|
|-
|''Anthem''
| BioWare, Bioware Austin LLC
|
|-
|''Banjo Kazooie: N n B''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|-
|''Banjo-Kazooie''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|-
|''Banjo-Tooie''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|-
|''Dark Souls Remaster''
|From Software, QLOC, Virtuos
|
|-
|''Forza Horizon 4''
|Microsoft
|Drives a custom Sonichu colored Ford Focus
|-
|-
|''Gears of War: Ultimate Edition''
|Microsoft
|
|-
|''Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice''
|Ninja Theory
|
|-
|''Jetpac Refuelled''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Kameo''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|[[Life Is Strange]] Season 2 Episode 1
|Dontnod Entertainment, Deck Nine, Feral Interactive
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat X''
|NetherRealm Studios
|
|-
|''Perfect Dark''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Perfect Dark Zero''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Rare Replay''
|Microsoft
|
|-
|''Realm Royale''
|Heroic Leap Games
|
|-
|''Shadow of the Tomb Raider''
|Square Enix, Feral Interactive
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog 2''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic & Knuckles''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic Generations''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic Forces''
|Sega
|Chris also bought this for the PS4 and Nintendo Switch.
|-
|-
|''Shantae: Half-Genie Hero''
|WayForward Technologies
|
|-
|''Shantae and the Pirate's Curse''
|WayForward Technologies
|
|-
|''Super Lucky's Tale''
|Playful Corp
|
|-
|''Sunset Overdrive''
|Xbox Game Studios
|
|-
|''Thomas Was Alone''
|Mike Bithell
|
|-
|''The Orange Box''
|Valve Corporation, Electronic Arts, EA Bright Light
|
|-
|''Viva Piñata''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Viva Piñata: TIP''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''HALO 5 : GUARDIANS''
|Microsoft
|
|}

===Steam===
{{incomplete}}

Despite Chris's fanboyism towards consoles, Chris has played some games on the PC DRM Steam. The most interesting listing is Payday 2: a game the [[Idea Guys]] were obsessed with.
{|class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Five Nights at Freddy's''
|Scott Cawthon Games
|
|-
|''Payday 2''
|Overkill/505
|
|-
|''Portal''
|Valve Corporation
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic 3 & Knuckles''
|Sega
|
|}

User:Piratecodet

2021-07-11T15:44:03Z

Piratecodet:

Welcome to my sandbox.

Get comfy

==The List==
===Nintendo===
===='''Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)'''====
Half of these NES games are on his 3DS Virtual Console (VC), while the others are physical copies for Chris's actual NES console (that he probably rarely plays).

{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''{{w|1942 (video game)|1942}}''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''3D Excitebike
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D Kirby's Adventure
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D Kid Icarus
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D TwinBee
|Konami
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D Urban Champion
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D Xevious
|Bandai Namco
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Adventures of Lolo
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Adventure Island II
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Balloon Fight
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Baseball (1983 video game)|Baseball}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Bases Loaded
|Hamster
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Batman (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Batman}}''
|Sunsoft
|
|-
|''Blaster Master
|Sunsoft
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Castlequest}}''
|Nexoft
|
|-
|''{{w|Castlevania}}''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Castlevania II: Simon's Quest}}''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse}}''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''City Connection
|Hamster
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Clu Clu Land
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Crash'n the Boys Street Challenge
|Arc System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Dance Aerobics}}''
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Dig Dug
|Bandai Namco
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Donkey Kong
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Donkey Kong Jr.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Donkey Kong 3}}'
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash. Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Donkey Kong Classics''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Double Dragon
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Double Dragon II: The Revenge
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Déjà Vu''
|Kemco-Seika
|
|-
|''{{w|Dr. Mario (video game)|Dr. Mario}}''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash. Rebought twice as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-

|''Galaga
|Bandai Namco
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Gargoyle's Quest II: The Demon's Darkness
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Ghosts'n Goblins
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Gyruss#NES and Famicom|Gyruss}}''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Ice Climber
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Kabuki Quantum Fighter}}''
|HAL
|
|-
|''{{w|Kirby's Adventure}}''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Kung Fu''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''{{w|The Legend of Zelda (video game)|The Legend of Zelda}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''{{w|Little Nemo: The Dream Master}}''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Life Force
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mach Rider
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Mcdonalds|M.C. Kids]]''
|[[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] Games
|
|-
|''Mega Man
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 2
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 4
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 5
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 6
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Mendel Palace}}''
|Hudson Soft
|
|-
|''{{w|Metroid}}''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mighty Bomb Jack
|Tecmo Koei
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mighty Final Fight
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Milon's Secret Castle''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii. Rebought for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''NES Remix Open Tournament Golf
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Ninja Gaiden (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Ninja Gaiden}}''
|Tecmo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden II
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden III: The Ancient Ship of Doom
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Pac-Man''
|Tengen
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Pin*Bot (video game)|Pin-Bot}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Punch-Out!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|R.C. Pro-Am|R.C. Pro-AM}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Renegade
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''River City Ransom
|Technos/Aksys
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Chris and English|Sesame Street ABC]]''
|Hi-Tech
|
|-
|''Short Order/Eggsplode''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sky Kid
|Bandai Namco
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Solomon's Key''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii. Rebought 2 times as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Spelunker
|Tozai Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Star Soldier
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|StarTropics}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Summer Carnival '92 RECCA
|Kaga Electronics
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super C
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Dodge Ball
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. 3
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Super Glove Ball}}''
|Mattel
|Given that this game came with the {{w|Power Glove}}, it is possible Chris also owns the Glove.
|-
|''{{w|Super Mario Bros}}/{{w|Duck Hunt}}/World Class Track Meet''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''{{w|Super Mario Bros. 2}}''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Super Mario Bros. 3}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tecmo Bowl
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Wario's Woods
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS. Bought twice.
|-
|''Wrecking Crew
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1989 video game)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles_II:_The_Arcade_Game#Ports|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Tennis''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Mysterious Murasame Castle
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Three Stooges (video game)|The Three Stooges]]''
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario's Woods|Wario's Woods]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wheel_of_Fortune_(video_game)#NES_version|Wheel of Fortune]]''
|GameTek
|
|-
|''Wrecking Crew''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Zelda II: The Adventure of Link|Zelda II: The Adventure of Link]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS.
|}

===='''Game Boy'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Alleyway|Alleyway]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Barbie: Game Girl|Barbie]]:[[Tomgirl|Game Girl]]''
|Hi-Tech
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Bases Loaded (video game)|Bases Loaded]]''
|Jaleco
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Rescue of Princess Blobette|A Boy and His Blob: The Rescue of Princess Blobette]]''
|Absolute
|
|-
|''Brainbender''
|Electro-Brain
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania: The Adventure|Castlevania Adventure]]''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Cool Spot|Cool Spot]]''
|[[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] Interactive
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Darkwing Duck (Capcom)|Darkwing]] [[Darkbind Sonichu|Duck]]''
|Sunsoft
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong (Game Boy)|Donkey Kong]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong Land|Donkey Kong Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Donald Duck|Duck Tales]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:F-1 Race|F-1 Race]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:List of Fist of the North Star video games|Fist of the North Star]]''
|Electro-Brain
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Game_and_Watch_Gallery#Game_.26_Watch_Gallery|Game and Watch Gallery]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Game Boy Camera|Game Boy Camera (red)]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|Game Boy Camera (blue)
|Nintendo
|That's right - two cameras. Gotta catch 'em all!
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Golf (video game)|Golf]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Heiankyo Alien|Heiankyo Alien]]''
|Meldac
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Home Alone (video game)|Home Alone]]''
|THQ
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters|Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Block Ball
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kirby's Dream Land|Kirby's Dream Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Dream Land 2
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Pinball Land
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Star Stacker
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kwirk|Kirk]]''
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening|The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marble Madness|Marble Madness]]''
|Mindscape
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge|Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge]]''
|Capcom
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man II (Game Boy)|Mega Man II]]''
|Capcom
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man III
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man IV
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man V
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Metroid II: Return of Samus|Metroid II: Return of Samus]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers]]''
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Mole Mania
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mystical Ninja starring Goemon
|Konami
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon Red and Blue|Blue]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Red''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pinball: Revenge of the Gator
|HAL Laboratory
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Pretty Soldier [[Sailor Moon]]''
|Angel
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon R''
|Angel
|A Japanese import
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Qix|Qix]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Quarth|Quarth]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Ren & Stimpy: Cadet Adventures''
|THQ
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Revenge of the 'Gator|Revenge of the Gator]]''
|HAL
|
|-
|''Shanghai''
|HAL
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Land|Super Mario Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins|Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Scrabble''
|Milton-Bradley
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan'']]
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Tennis (video game)|Tennis]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Tetris (Game Boy)|Tetris]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Sword of Hope II
|Kemco
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break|Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''Tumble Pop
|G-Mode
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Turrican|Turrican]]''
|Accolade
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario Blast: Featuring Bomberman!|Wario Blast]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3|Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wave Race|Wave Race]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Who Framed Roger Rabbit (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Who Framed Roger Rabbit]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|
|}

===='''Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES)'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Itchy & Scratchy Game|The Itchy & Scratchy Game]]''
|Bits Studios/Acclaim.
|-
|''The Chessmaster''
|Mindscape
|
|-
|''Legend of the Mystical Ninja
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Mario Paint''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mega Man X''
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Pilotwings''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Fox''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Stunt Race FX''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Game Boy''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''Super Mario All-Stars''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Kart''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario World''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Metroid''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Scope 6-in-1''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time''
|Konami
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Safari''
|Nintendo
|
|}

===='''Nintendo 64 (N64)'''====
According to an [[Jackie E-mails 12|e-mail to Jackie]], Chris sold his Nintendo 64 and all of the games listed below (save for the Wii downloads, obviously) in [[August 2010]].
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Banjo-Kazooie
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Cruisn' USA
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Diddy Kong Racing
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Hey You, Pikachu!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Lego]] Racers
|Lego Media
|
|-
|''Mario Kart 64
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Trolls|Mischief Makers]]
||Nintendo
|
|-
|''Paper Mario''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Pokémon Puzzle League
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Snap
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Snap
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Pokémon Stadium
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pokémon Stadium 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sin & Punishment|Sin & Punishment]]''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Star Fox 64
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Wave Race 64''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Story''
|Nintendo
|
|}

===='''Game Boy Color (GBC)'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Bionic Commando: Elite Forces
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 2''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 3''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Gex: Enter the Gecko''
|Crave
|
|-
|''Harvest Moon GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Harvest Moon 2 GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Harvest Moon 3 GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Legend of the River King
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Legend of the River King 2
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Lufia: The Legend Returns
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mario Tennis
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man Xtreme
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man Xtreme 2
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Crystal
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Gold
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pinball
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Puzzle Challenge
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Silver
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Trading Card Game
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|'''''Pokémon Yellow
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Rayman
|Ubisoft
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Shantae
|WayForward
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. Deluxe
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Toki Tori
|Two Tribes Publishing
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Wario Land II
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wario Land III
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Xtreme Sports
|WayForward
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|}

====Game Boy Advance (GBA)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Chu Chu Rocket
|Sega
|
|-
|''Classic NES Series: Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''e-Reader
|Nintendo
|Nintendo’s barcode reader peripheral for ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' and other games.
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure Max Heart
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 4
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Game Boy Advance Jukebox
|Gamester
|A GBA player for MP3 music files.
|-
|''Gumby Vs. the Astrobots
|Namco
|
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi: Kaznapped
|THQ
|
|-
|''Klonoa 2: Dream Champ Tournament
|Namco
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Super Circuit
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario vs. Donkey Kong
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Fusion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[My Little Pony]]: The Runaway Rainbow
|THQ
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Emerald
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon FireRed
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon LeafGreen
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pinball: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ruby
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Advance
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Advance 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Advance 3
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Battle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Pinball Party
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Genesis
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Mario Advance
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris Worlds
|THQ
|
|-
|''The Three Stooges
|Cinemaware
|
|-
|''Wario Land 4
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc. Mega Microgame$
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Twisted
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
|Nintendo
|
|}
===='''Game Boy Advance Video'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''All Grown Up! Volume 1
|Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Limited Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Platinum Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Premium Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|Chris’s 100th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Special Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Volume 1
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''The Fairly Oddparents: Volume 1
|Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 1
| Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 2
| Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: Beach Blank-Out Blastoise
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: For Ho-Oh the Bells Toll!
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: I Choose You!
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: Johto Photo Finish
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Sonic X Volume 1: A Super Sonic Hero!
|Sega/Majesco
|
|}

====Nintendo GameCube (NGC)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Amazing Island
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Animal Crossing]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:BMX XXX|BMX XXX]]
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
|Nintendo
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the Gamecube
|-
|''Evolution Worlds
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''F-Zero GX
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Go! Go! Hypergrind
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Party
|Konami
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time/Master Quest
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Luigi's Mansion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!! Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:MC Groovz Dance Craze|MC Groovz Dance Craze]]
|MadCatz
|
|-
|''Mario Party 5
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party 7
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pac-Man Vs.
|Namco
|
|-
|''Pac-Man World 2
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Box: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Channel
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Colosseum
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Colosseum Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage - [[Pickle]]d Edition
|BAM!
|
|-
|'''''[[Blake|Shadow the Hedgehog]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Gems Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Heroes
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Mega Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Riders
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|
|-
|''Spider-Man
|Activision
|
|-
|''Spyro: A Hero's Tail
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Star Fox Adventures
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Leader: Rogue Squadron 2
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Squadron 3: Rebel Strike
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Super Mario Sunshine
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Melee
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc.: Mega Party Game$!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wave Race: Blue Storm
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Gamecube Preview Disc
|Nintendo/Sega/Others
|
|}

====Nintendo DS and DSi====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''100 Classic Books
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''3D MahJong
|Cosmigo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''[[Animal Crossing]] Wild World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''A Kappa's Trail
|Nintendo
|Digital Purchase via DsiWare
|-
|''Airport Mania: First Flight
|Lemon Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Airport Mania: Non-Stop Flights
|Lemon Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 1- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 2- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 3- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 4- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Art Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Big Brain Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Slow in the minds|Brain Age]]
|Nintendo
|Chris’s 150th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cooking Mama
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Drill Dozer
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest IX:Seninels of the Starry Skies
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest VI: Realms of Revelation
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest Monsters: Joker 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Faceez! Monsters
|Neko Entertainment
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''[[Love quest|Feel the Magic XY/XX]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Flipnote Studio]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fossil Fighters: Champions
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Futari wa Pretty Cure Max Heart Danzen! DS
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Collection
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Golden Sun: Dark Dawn
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''House M.D.- Episode 1: Globetrotting
|Legacy Interactive
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''House M.D.- Episode 2: The Blue Meanie
|Legacy Interactive
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
|THQ
|
|-
|''Jump Superstars
|Nintendo
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Kirby: Canvas Curse
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby Mass Attack
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Magnetica
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Hoops 3-on-3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Vs. Donkey Kong 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Vs. Donkey Kong: Mini-Land Mayhem!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters First Hunt
|Nintendo
|A demo cartridge
|-
|''Metroid Prime Pinball
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs: Dachshund & Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Picross 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Black and White
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Black and White 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Conquest
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Dash
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Diamond
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Blue Rescue Team
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pearl
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ranger
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ranger: Guardian Signs
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Trozei!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Polarium|Polarium]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Last Specter
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Retro Atari Classics
|Atari
|
|-
|''The Rub Rabbits
|Sega
|
|-
|''Snood 2: On Vacation
|DSI
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Colors DS
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rush
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rush Adventure
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sprung]]
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Star Fox Command
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sudoku Gridmaster
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64 DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Princess Peach
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''True Swing Golf
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare D.I.Y.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Touched
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] Nightmare Troubadour
|Konami
|
|}

====Wii====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing City Folk
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''AquaSpace
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Art Style: Rotozoa
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Battalion Wars 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario Online RX
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Elebits
|Konami
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country Returns
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Family Table Tennis
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Fortune Street
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''FlingSmash
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fluidity
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Link's Crossbow Training
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Dream Collection
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Epic Yarn
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Return to Dream Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 1
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 2
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 3
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
|Sega
|
|-
|''Mario Kart Wii
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party 9
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Sports Mix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Super Sluggers
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid: Other M
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 3 Corruption
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''My Pokémon Ranch
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Mystery Case Files: The Malgrave Incident
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[White knights|NiGHTs]]: Journey of Dreams
|Sega
|
|-
|''Pikmin 2
|Nintendo
|A Wii port with a new control scheme
|-
|'''''Pokémon Battle Revolution
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Poképark Wii: Pikachu's Adventure
|Nintendo
|
|-

|'''''Poképark 2: Wonders Beyond
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pong Toss Pro- Frat Party Games
|JV Games Inc.
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''ThruSpace
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Rhythm Heaven Fever
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Samurai Warriors 3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sin & Punishment: Star Successor
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''SNK Arcade Classics Volume 1
|SNK
|
|-
|''Snowpack Park
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic and the Secret Rings
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Chaos
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] Legends
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Get Even
|Square Enix
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Mario All-Stars 25th Anniversary Edition
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Galaxy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Brawl
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wario Land: Shake It!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Music
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Party
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Play
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Play: Motion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Sports
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''World of Goo
|2D Boy
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Xenoblade Chronicles
|Nintendo
|
|}

====TurboGrafx-16 Entertainment SuperSystem====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Bonk's Adventure''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Wii
|}
====Nintendo 3DS====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value

|-
|''3D Game Collection
|Joindots
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D Solitaire
|Zen Studios
|
|-
|''Air Battle Hockey 3D
|10TACLE
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing: New Leaf
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Art Academy: Lessons for Everyone!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''BearShark
|CollegeHumor
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Brain Age: Concentration Training
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Bravely Default
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Crazy Construction
|G-Style
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Chibi-Robo! Photo Finder
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crashmo
|Nintendo
| A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crosswords Plus
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dedede's Drum Dash Deluxe
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dillon's Rolling Western
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dillon's Rolling Western: The Last Ranger
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Disney Magical World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Family Tennis 3D
|ARC System Works
|
|-
|''Fire Emblem: Awakening
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fluidity: Spin Cycle
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Freakyforms: Your Creations, Alive!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Freakyforms Deluxe: Your Creations, Alive!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Frogger 3D
|Konami
|Attempted to sell on [[eBay]]
|-
|''Gardenscapes
|Joindots
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''HarmoKnight
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kersploosh!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Ketzal's Corridors
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kid Icarus: Uprising
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby Fighters Deluxe
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby: Triple Deluxe
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Lego City Undercover: The Chase Begins
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario & Luigi: Dream Team
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Mario and Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games
|SEGA
|
|-
|''Mario and Donkey Kong: Mini's on the Move
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mario Golf: World Tour
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart 7
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party: Island Tour
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Tennis Open
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mighty Milky Way<ref>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]</ref>
|WayForward
|
|-
|''Naruto Powerful Shippuden
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros. 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendo 3DS Guide: Louvre
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: French Bulldog & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: Golden Retriever & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: Toy Poodle & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Outdoors Unleashed: Africa 3D
|Teyon
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Paper Mario: Sticker Star
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pikmin Short Movies 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pilotwings Resort
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Plain Video Poker
|PouncingKitten
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-

|'''''Pokédex 3D
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokedex 3D Pro
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Art Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Battle Trozei
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Dream Radar
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Gates to Infinity
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Omega Ruby
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Alpha Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Rumble Blast
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon X and Y|X]]''
|Nintendo
|Friend Codes Available via [[Facebook]]
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon X and Y|Y]]''
|Nintendo
|Friend Codes Available via [[Facebook]]
|-
|''Photo with Mario
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Azran Legacy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pushmo
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Rusty's Real Deal Baseball
|Nintendo
|His acquisition of every minigame led to the subject of an [[Pappy Van Poodle Interview|interview over his supposed sighting of an obscure character]].
|-
|''Sakura Samurai: Art of the Sword
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic All-Stars Racing Transformed
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Boom: Shattered Crystal
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Generations
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Lost World
|SEGA
|All DLC in this game purchased
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sparkle Snapshots 3D
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Spirit Camera: The Cursed Memoir
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Fox 64 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Steel Diver
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Steel Diver: Sub Wars
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Style Savvy: Trendsetters
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 3D Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sweet Memories: Blackjack
|Circle Entertainment Ltd.
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Tekken 3D
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Tetris: Axis
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Denpa Men: They Came By Wave
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Denpa Men 2: Beyond the Waves
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Denpa Men 3: The Rise of Digitoll
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tokyo Crash Mobs
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Tomodachi Life
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Ultimate NES Remix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Xtreme Sports
|WayForward
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Yoshi's New Island
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Wii U====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing Plaza'''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Arrow Time U
|XenoHorizon
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Art Academy: Sketchpad
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Bayonetta
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Bayonetta 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Luigi
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Game & Wario
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Hyrule Warriors
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Lego City Undercover
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Little Inferno
|Tommorrow Corporation
|A digital download for the Wii U.
|-
|''Family Party: 30 Great Games Obstacle Arcade
|D3Publisher
|
|-
|[[Mario Kart 8 Videos|''Mario Kart 8'']]
|Nintendo
|Revealed via Mario Kart 8 TV
|-
|'''''Mario & Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games'''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix 1
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix Pack
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros. U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Luigi U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden 3: Razor's Edge
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendo Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Poker Dice Solitaire Future
|RCMADIAX
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Pikmin 3
|Nintendo
|Bundled with Wii U console
|-
|''Pikmin Short Movies HD
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Rumble U'''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Pushmo World
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Rock Zombie
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Sing Party
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Skylanders Trap Team
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing Transformed
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Lost World
|SEGA
|
|-
|''Splatoon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 3D World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Maker
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. for Wii U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Letter
|TreeFall Studios
|A digital download for the Wii U. Also infamous for being absolute shit.
|-
|''The Wonderful 101
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Fit U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Party U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii U Panorama View
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U.
|-
|''ZombiU
|Ubisoft
|
|}

====Nintendo Switch====

{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|'''''8-Bit Adventure Steins;Gate'''<ref name=Switchfriend>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/post-4428480</ref>
|Spike Chunsoft
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing New Horizons'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Nintendo
|-
|'''''Pokémon: Let's Go, Pikachu'''
|The Pokémon Company and Nintendo
| Chris owns 6 Pokeball Plus peripherals for this game
|-
|'''''Pokémon Quest'''<ref name=Switchfriend2>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/post-4482126</ref>
|The Pokémon Company and Nintendo
|I mean its Pokemon and its free :/
|-
|'''''Sonic Forces'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Sega
|Chris also bought this for PS4 and X-box.
|-
|'''''Starlink: Battle for Atlas'''
|Ubisoft
|Chris owns two copies. Seen in [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)]]
|-
|'''''Super Smash Bros. Ultimate'''
|Nintendo
|Also seen in [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)]]
|-
|'''''Tetris 99'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Nintendo
|Played for 350 hours as of August 2020.
|-
|'''''Sonic Mania'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Sega
|-
|'''''Team Sonic Racing'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Sega
|-
|'''''Super Mario Odyssey'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Nintendo
|-
|'''''Freedom Planet'''
|GalaxyTrail
|-
|'''''Mega Man 11'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Capcom
|-
|'''''Pokémon Sword & Pokémon Shield'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|The Pokémon Company and Nintendo
|Chris bought Pokémon Sword and obtained Pokémon Shield as a present from a [[Weening|Ween]] after begging for it on his 38th birthday.
|}

===Sega===
====Sega Master System====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Wonder Boy''
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii. The only SMS game he has.
|}

====Sega Genesis (Mega Drive)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Alien Soldier''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Animaniacs (video game)|Animaniacs (video game)]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Bubsy in Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind|Bubsy in Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind]]
|Accolade
|
|-
|''Desert Strike
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Fantasia (video game)|Fantasia]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Genesis 6-Pak
|Sega
|
|-
|''Kid Chameleon
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Klax (video game)|Klax]]
|Tengen
|
|-
|''Monopoly
|Parker Brothers
|
|-
|''[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Ms. Pac Man]]
|Tengen
|
|-
|''Rocket Knight Adventures
|Konami
|
|-
|'''''Sonic & [[Punchy Sonichu|Knuckles]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic 3-D Blast
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 3
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Spinball
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Star Trek: The Next Generation
|Spectrum HoloByte
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Toy Story (video game)|Toy Story]]
|Disney Interactive
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:X-Men(1993 video game)|X-Men]]
|Sega
|
|}

On 6 July 2018, Chris bought a Sega Genesis console off of eBay, apparently as a replacement<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-666#post-3536962</ref>.

====Sega Game Gear====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''The Chessmaster
|Sega
|
|-
|''Columns
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crystal Warriors
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Defenders of Oasis
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Desert Speedtrap Starring Road Runner & Wile E. Coyote
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dragon Crystal
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''G-LOC Air Battle
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Krusty’s Fun House
|Flying Edge
|
|-
|''Quest for the Shaven Yak Starring Ren & Stimpy
|Sega
|
|-
|''Shining Force: Sword of Hajya
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Shinobi
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic Drift 2
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog GG
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 2 GG
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic Blast
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Chaos
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Triple Trouble
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Sonic Labyrinth
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Super Columns
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Tails' Adventure
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Vampire Master of Darkness
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|}

====Sega CD====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Batman Returns
|Sega
|
|-
|''Double Switch
|Digital Pictures
|
|-
|''Ecco: The Tides of Time
|Sega
|
|-
|''Flashback: [[Liquid Chris|The Quest for Identity]]
|U.S. Gold
|
|-
|''Jaguar XJ220
|JVC
|
|-
|''Jurassic Park
|Sega
|
|-
|''Mad Dog McCree
|American Laser Games
|
|-
|''[[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin Power Rangers]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Rape|Night Trap]]
|Digital Pictures
|
|-
|''Power Factory Featuring C+C Music Factory
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Classics Arcade Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sewer Shark|Sewer Shark]]
|Sony Imagesoft
|
|-
|''Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Detective
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic CD
|Sega
|
|-
|''Star Wars: Rebel Assault
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Time Gal
|Renovation
|
|-
|''Tomcat Alley
|Sega
|
|-
|''Wirehead
|Sega
|
|}

====Sega 32X====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''B.C. Racers
|Front Street Publishing
|
|-
|''Cosmic Carnage
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Knuckles Chaotix
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[I AM STRONG|Toughman Contest]]
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter
|Sega
|
|-
|''Virtua Racing Deluxe
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega Saturn====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Baku Baku
|Sega
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden URA
|Sega
|
|-
|''Fighters Megamix
|Sega
|
|-
|''NiGHTs into Dreams
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic 3D Blast
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic R
|Sega
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter Remix
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega Dreamcast====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Bleem! *Gran Turismo 2*
|Bleem
|An emulation disc for the PlayStation ''GT2''
|-
|''Seaman
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Son-Chu|Chu Chu]] Rocket
|Sega
|
|-
|''Crazy Taxi
|Sega
|
|-
|''Evolution
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Evolution 2
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Jet Grind Radio
|Sega
|
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|
|-
|''The Next Tetris
|Crave
|
|-
|''Q*Bert
|Hasbro Interactive
|
|-
|''[[List_of_cards_from_The_Wall_of_Originals#Espanolic|Samba de Amigo]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Dreamcast Generator D.1
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack V.1
|Sega
|
|-
|''Skies of Arcadia
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Shuffle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[South Park]]: [[CADD Chef|Chef's]] [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Luv Shack]]
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Magnetic Neo
|Crave
|
|-
|''Suzuki Alstare Extreme Racing
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Time Stalkers
|Sega
|
|-
|''Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation
|Eidos Interactive
|
|-
|''Toy Commander
|No Cliché
|
|-
|''Virtual-On Oratorio Tangram
|Activision
|
|-
|''Wetrix +
|XICAT
|
|}

===Sony===
==== PlayStation (PSX, PSone)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''2Xtreme
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Activision Classics
|Activision
|
|-
|''Amazing Virtual Sea-Monkies, The
|[[Greene County Conspiracy|Conspiracy]]
|
|-
|''Arcade's Greatest Hits - The Midway Collection 2
|Midway
|
|-
|''Atari Anniversary Edition Redux
|Infogrames
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden
|Takara
|
|-
|'''''Beast Wars [[Transformers]]
|Hasbro Interactive
|
|-
|''Blaster Master: Blasting Again
|Crave
|
|-
|''Bowling
|A1
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''[[Chris and anger|Bloody Roar]]
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Bubsy 3D
|Accolade
|
|-
|''Casper: Friends Around the World
|Sound Source
|
|-
|''Castlevania Chronicles
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 4
|Sony
|
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Sony
|A physical copy
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bash
|Sony
|
|-
|''Danger Girl
|THQ
|
|-
|''Dead in the Water
|ASC Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Defcon 5
|Data East
|
|-
|''Destruction Derby
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Dragon Ball GT: Final Bout
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Ultimate Battle 22
|Infogrames
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII
|Square Enix
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''[[Son-Chu|Ford]] Racing
|Empire Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Frogger
|Hasbro Interactive
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo 2
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gundam Battle Assault 2
|Bandai
|
|-
|''[[Plush Breasts|Hooters:]] Road Trip
|Ubisoft
|There's only [[Mass debating|only logical reason]] why Chris bought this.
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|989 Studios
|A physical copy
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|Jumping Flash!}}
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|The King of Fighters '99}}
|SNK
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|Klonoa: Door to Phantomile}}
|Namco
|
|-
|''[[Lego]] Island 2: The Brickster's Revenge
|Lego Software
|
|-
|''Loaded
|Interplay
|
|-
|''Medal of Honor
|Electronic Arts
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Medal of Honor Underground
|Electronic Arts
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''MediEvil
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mega Man Legends
|Capcom
|
|-
|'''''[[Metal Gear Solid]]
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Miracle Space Race
|Mud Duck
|
|-
|''Mobile Light Force
|XS Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mortal Kombat 4
|Midway
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''MTV Music Generator
|Codemasters
|
|-
|''Need For Speed: High Stakes
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Need For Speed III: Hot Pursuit
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|[[Obesity|Pizza Hut]] Sampler Disc 2
|Sony
|
|-
|''[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Pooh's]] Party Game: In Search of the Treasure
|Disney
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack 1
|Sony
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Summer 2000
|Sony
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Winter 2000
|Sony
|
|-
|''Porsche Challenge
|Sony
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Chemical X-Traction
|BAM!
|
|-
|''Puzzle Star Sweep
|A1 Games
|
|-
|''Rally Cross
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman 2: The Great Escape
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director's Cut
|Capcom
|A physical copy
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director’s Cut
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
|Capcom
|A demo disc
|-
|''R-Types
|Agetec
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''R-Type Delta
|Agetec
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''SimCity 2000
|Maxis
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Small Soldiers
|Electronic Arts
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''SnoCross Championship Racing
|Crave Entertainment
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''[[Bionic the Hedgehog|Space Jam]]
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Spec Ops: Airborne Commando
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Covert Assault
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Ranger Elite
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Stealth Patrol
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Speed Racer
|Jaleco
|
|-
|''[[Homos|Spice World]]
|Psygnosis
|
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Sony
|A physical copy
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro: Year of the Dragon
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Star Wars Episode I: Jedi Power Battles
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha 2
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Suikoden
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Superstar Dance Club: #1 Hits
|XS Games
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Syphon Filter 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Ten Pin Alley
|ASC Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|Tekken 2}}
|Namco
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tekken 2
|Namco
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider
|Eidos Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Toy Story 2: Buzz Lightyear to the Rescue!
|Activision
|
|-
|''Twisted Metal 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Um Jammer Lammy
|Sony
|
|-
|''Vandal Hearts
|Konami
|
|-
|''V.I.P.
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Vigilante 8: 2nd Offense
|Activision
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Williams Arcade's Greatest Hits
|Williams
|
|-
|''XS Junior League Soccer
|XS Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|}

====PlayStation 2 (PS2)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 105
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 106
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 107
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 108
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 109
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 110
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 111
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 112
|Sony
|
|-
|''Aeon Flux
|Majesco
|
|-
|''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]] - Zombie Ninja Pro-Am
|Midway/[[Adult Swim]] Games
|
|-
|''[[Britney Spears|Britney's]] Dance Beat
|THQ
|
|-
|''Crash Nitro Kart
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Crash [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Twinsanity]]
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Extreme
|Konami
|
|-
|''Dark Cloud
|Sony
|
|-
|''EyeToy Play
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''[[Family Guy]] Video Game!
|2K/Fox
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 2
|-
|''Fatal Frame
|Tecmo
|
|-
|''Grand Theft Auto 3
|Rockstar Games
|Attempted to sell on [[eBay]].
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]]
|RedOctane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero II
|RedOctane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Encore - Rocks The 80s
|RedOctane
|
|-
|''The Guy Game
|Gathering
|This game was pulled from print after it was found that one of the models who [[Mass debating|flashed the camera]] was [[Pedofork|only 17]].
|-
|''InuYasha: The Secret of the Cursed Mask
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Jak X: Combat Racing
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 10
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 11
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 14
|Sony
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Volume 3
|Konami
|
|-
|''{{w|Kingdom Hearts (video game)|Kingdom Hearts}}
|Square Enix
|
|-
|''{{w|Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil}}
|Namco
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marc Eckō's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure|Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure]]
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo]]
|Bandai
|
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]] 2
|Sony
|
|-
|PSUnderground Summer Sampler
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Mega Collection Plus
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''Soul Calibur III
|Bandai/Namco
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5: Special Edition
|Sega
|
|-
|''Taiko Drum Master
|Namco
|
|-
|''Tekken Tag Tournament
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]]
|Atari
|
|-
|''Unreal Tournament
|Infogrames
|
|}

====PlayStation 3 (PS3)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''3D Dot Game Heroes
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Age of Booty
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Altered Beast
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Ape Escape (Playstation Move)
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Aquatopia
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Armored Core 4
|Sega
|
|-
|''Astro Tripper
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Back to the Future: The Game
|Telltale
|Both the disc version and the downloadable version
|-
|''Band Hero
|Activision
|
|-
|''Battle Fantasia
|Aksys
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[100 2269|The Beatles: Rock Band]]
|MTV Games
|
|-
|''Beat Sketcher <ref>[[:File:BeatSketcher20101012.png]]</ref>
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bejeweled 3
|Popcap
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bionic Commando (2009)
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Bionic Commando Rearmed
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bioshock
|2K Games
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blade Kitten
|Atari
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Blast Factor
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $8 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blokus
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Blue Toad Murder Files: The Mysteries of Little Riddle
|Relentless Software
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Blur (video game)|Blur (Video game)]]
|Bizarre Creations
|
|-
|''Bomberman Ultra
|Hudson Soft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Borderlands
|2K Games
|
|-
|''Braid
|Number None
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Brutal Legend|Brütal Legend]]'''''
|Electronic Arts
|Chris's 50th physical acquisition for the PS3.
|-
|''BurgerTime World Tour
|MonkeyPaw Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Burn Zombie Burn
|Pinnacle
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Burnout Paradise
|Electronic Arts
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $67 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: Monster Rally
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: Robo Jam
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz TV
|Sony
|Approximately $31 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz World
|Sony
|
|-
|''Calling All Cars
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Catherine
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Championship Sprint
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena
|Atari
|
|-
|''Comet Crash
|Pelfast
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Comix Zone
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Costume Quest
|THQ
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Crash Commando
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Crescent Pale Mist
|Rockin' Android
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Critter Crunch
|Capybara Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Cuboid
|TikGames, LLC
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Dark Sector
|D3 Publisher
|
|-
|''Dead Space
|Electronic Arts
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Disgaea 3: Absence of Justice
|NIS America
|Approximately $65 spent on DLC.
|-
|''DuckTales: Remastered''
|Capcom
|*FC* - [[May 2017]] - $15.00 - Chris bought this shortly after buying ''The Disney Afternoon Collection'' for the PS4, even though the original version is included in that pack.
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Burst Limit
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Chandler cats|Droplitz]]
|Atlus
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
|Bethesda
|"Game of the Year Edition"
|-
|''Elefunk
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Enchanted Arms
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|'''''[[The Eye of Judgement]]
|Sony
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Fairytale Fights
|Playlogic
|
|-
|''[[Family Guy|Family Guy]]:Back to the Multiverse
|Activision
|
|-
|''Fallout: New Vegas
|Bethesda
|
|-
|''Far Cry 2
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Obesity|Fat]] Princess
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''flOw
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Homo|Flower]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Folklore
|Sony
|
|-
|''Fret Nice
|Tecmo
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Frogger Returns
|Konami
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Giant Enemy Crab|Genji: Days of the Blade]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Go! Puzzle
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Go! Sports Ski
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Go! Sports Skydiving
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $12 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[God of War]] III
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''God of War Collection
|Sony
|
|-
|''Grand Theft Auto IV
|Rockstar Games
|
|-
|''Gravity Crash
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Green Day: Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|Interestingly enough, their frontman is a [[homo]].
|-
|''GripShift v2.0
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Gauntlet II
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock
|RedOctane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero 5
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Aerosmith
|RedOctane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Hits
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Metallica
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Van Halen
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero World Tour
|RedOctane
|
|-
|''Gunstar Heroes
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Hail to the Chimp
|Game[[Duck|cock]]
|
|-
|''Hamilton's Great Adventure
|Fatshark
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Heavenly Sword
|Sony
|
|-
|''Heavy Rain
|Sony
|
|-
|''High Stakes: Poker Edition
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''High Velocity Bowling
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|''The House of the Dead III
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''inFamous
|Sony
|
|-
|''Invincible Tiger: The Legend of Han Tao
|Bandai Namco
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Jak and Daxter Collection
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jeopardy!
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Joust
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Killzone 2
|Sony
|Approximately $6 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Lair
|Sony
|
|-
|''The Last Guy
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|''The Lego Movie Videogame
|WB Games
|
|-
|''Lego Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust
|Codemasters
|
|-
|''Lemmings
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''LIMBO
|Playdead
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Linger in Shadows
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|Approximately $98 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''LittleBigPlanet 2
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''LittleBigPlanet 3
|Sony
|
|-
|''LocoRoco Cocoreccho!
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mainichi Issho
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom 2
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Marvel Ultimate Alliance
|Activision
|
|-
|''Mega [[JERKS|Man]] 9
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mega Man 10
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mesmerize
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Sonichu's Edge|Mirror's Edge]]
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire
|Bandai Namco Games
|
|-
|'''''[[ModNation Racers]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Monster Madness: Grave Danger
|South Peak Interactive
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat (2009)
|WB Games
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat II
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Motorstorm
|Sony
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Motorstorm RC
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mushroom Wars
|Creat Studios
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Namco Museum Essentials
|Bandai Namco Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Noby Noby Boy
|Bandai Namco Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Novastrike
|Tiki Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Nucleus
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PAIN
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $41 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PAYDAY: The Heist
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode One
|Hothead Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode Two
|Hothead Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PixelJunk Eden Encore
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Monsters Encore
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Racers
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PixelJunk Shooter
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Piyotama
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale
|Sony
|
|-
|''Q*Bert v2.0
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rag Doll Kung Fu: Fists of Plastic
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rampage
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rampart
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank Future: [[Fuck Quest|Quest for Booty]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rayman 3 HD
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Red Faction Guerrilla
|THQ
|
|-
|''Resident Evil 5
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Resistance: Fall of Man
|Sony
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 3
|-
|''Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Rock Band 2
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Rock Revolution
|Konami
|
|-
|''Saints Row 2
|THQ
|
|-
|''Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 1: The Penal Zone
|Telltale Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''SAW
|Konami
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars Tennis
|Sega
|
|-
|''The Simpsons Game
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Siren: Blood Curse
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Snakeball
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic CD
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic Generations
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog (2006)
|Sega
|Approximately $7.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog 4 Episode 1
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Unleashed
|Sega
|Approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] IV
|Bandai Namco
|"Premium edition"; approximately $33.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Soul Calibur V
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Spider-Man 3
|Activision
|"Collector’s edition"
|-
|''Stranglehold
|Midway
|"Collector’s edition"; approximately $15 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[CWC Fighter|Street Fighter IV]]
|Capcom
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Stuntman Ignition
|THQ
|
|-
|''Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super [[Mass debating|Rub a Dub]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super Stardust HD
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super Street Fighter IV
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars
|Psyonix
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Re-Shelled
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection
|Namco
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Tekken Hybrid
|Namco
|
|-
|''Timeshift
|Vivendi Games
|
|-
|''Toy Home
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $7 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Transformers - The Game
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
|Activision
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Trash Panic
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
|Sony
|
|-
|''Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception
|Sony
|
|-
|''UNO
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Untold Legends: Dark Kingdom
|Sony
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter 5
|Sega
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh
|Warner Bros.
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh Part 2
|Warner Bros.
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wheel of Fortune
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''WipEout HD
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wolf of the Battlefield: Commando 3
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wolfenstein 3D
|Activision
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''X-Blades
|SouthPeak Games
|
|-
|''Zen Pinball
|Zen Studios
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|}

====PlayStation 4 (PS4)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Little Big Planet 3
|Sony
|Chris bought this game before acquiring a PS4.
|-
|''The Playroom
|Sony
|
|-
|''Call Of Duty Black Ops 3
|Activision
|
|-
|''inFAMOUS Second Son
|Sony
|
|-
|''Destiny
|Sony
|
|-
|''Disney Afternoon Collection''
|Capcom
|*FC* $20.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Freedom Planet''
|GalaxyTrail
|*FC* $15.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Giana Sisters Twisted Dreams - Director's Cut''
|Black Forest
|*FC* $15.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Killzone Shadow Fall
|Sony
|
|-
|''Knack
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego Dimensions
|WB Games
|
|-
|''Lego Worlds''
|WB Games
|*FC* - [[March 2017]] - Chris used profit from selling his father's stamp collection to buy this on its 7 March release date for $30.
|-
|''PaRappa the Rapper Remastered''
|Sony
|*FC* $15.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Pure Chess''
|Ripstone
|*FC* $8.00 - [[April 2017]]
|-
|''Sonic Forces
|Sega
|*FC* $39.99 - [[November 2017]]. Chris also bought this for Xbox and Nintendo Switch
|-
|''Skylanders Swap Force
|Activision
|
|-
|''Skylanders Trap Team
|Activision
|
|-
|''TRANSFORMERS: Devastation
|Activision
|
|-
|''Yu-Gi-Oh: Legacy of the Duelist
|Konami
|
|-
|}

====PlayStation Portable (PSP)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Ape Escape Academy
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ape Escape ~ On the Loose
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ape Quest
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Armored Core: Formula Front - Extreme Battle
|Agetec
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury - Blazin' Trails
|Sony
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury Pro
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Beats
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Fuck quest|Brooktown High]]
|Konami
|
|-
|''Bust-A-Move Deluxe
|Majesco
|
|-
|''BUZZ! Master Quiz
|Sony
|
|-
|''Carol Vorderman's Sudoku
|Secret Stash
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Vivendi Universal Games
|
|-
|''Darkstalkers Chronicle - The Chaos Tower
|Capcom
|Chris's 50th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|''Daxter
|Sony
|
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $5 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Every Extend Extra
|Buena Vista Games
|
|-
|''EXIT
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Frogger: [[Slow-in-the-minds|Helmet Chaos]]
|Konami
|
|-
|''Gangs of London
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gangs Of London
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus Special Edition: Battle of Attica
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gripshift
|Red Mile
|
|-
|''Guilty Gear Judgement
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Gunpey
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Gurumin - A Monstrous Adventure
|Mastiff
|
|-
|''[[Harvey Birdman Commercial|Harvey Birdman]] - Attorney At Law
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Hot Pixel
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Recycling|Infected]]
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''[[Cwcville|Kingdom of Paradise]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego Stars Wars II: The Original Trilogy
|LucasArts
|
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Locoroco
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lumines II
|Buena Vista Games
|
|-
|''Mercury Meltdown
|Ignition
|
|-
|''Mind Quiz
| Ubisoft
|
|-
|''MLB 07: The Show
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam - Battle Royale
|Bandai Namco Games
|A Japanese import
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''[[Autism|PQ Practical Intelligence Quotient]]
|D3
|
|-
|''Puzzle Challenge Crosswords and More
|Crave
|
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank: [[Duck|Size Matters]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sampler Disc for PSP Vol.1
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sega Genesis Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Clover and Snoopy|Snoopy]] Vs. the Red Baron
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''SOCOM U.S. Navy SEALs Fireteam Bravo
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rivals
|Sega
|Chris's 25th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|'''''Sonic Rivals 2
|Sega
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Extreme
|Taito
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Combat Ops
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Logan's Shadow
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Tekken: Dark Resurrection
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''The Con
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''Transformers - The Game
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Fridays After Five|Ultimate Block Party]]
|Conspiracy
|
|-
|''WipEout Pure
|Sony
|
|-
|''WTF: Work Time Fun
|D3 Publisher
|
|}

====Universal Media Disc (UMD) Video====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Ah! My Goddess the Movie
|Geneon
|
|-
|''Christmas with the Kranks
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Creature Comforts: The Complete First Season
|Sony
|
|-
|''[[Family Guy]]: Freakin' Sweet Collection
|Fox
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
|Sony
|
|-
|''Fun with Dick and Jane
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Into the Blue
|Sony/Columbia/MGM
|
|-
|''Lords Of Dogtown
|Sony/Columbia/TriStar
|
|-
|''National Lampoon's Animal House
|Universal
|
|-
|''[[Some Favored Comedians|Saturday Night Live]] Collection - The Best of [[Obesity|Chris Farley]]
|Lions Gate
|
|-
|''[[South Park]]: When Technology Attacks!
|Paramount/Comedy Central
|
|-
|''Spider-Man - The New Animated Series: The Mutant Menace
|Sony/Marvel
|
|-
|''Spider-Man
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Stealth
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''[[Virgin with rage|Superbad]]: Unrated Extended Edition
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Wedding Crashers: Uncorked Edition
|New Line
|
|-
|}

====PlayStation Vita (PSV)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Army Corps of Hell
|Square Enix
|
|-
|''BlazBlue: Continuum Shift Extend
|Arc System Works, Aksys Games
|
|-
|''BreakQuest Extra Evolution
|Beatshapers
|
|-
|''Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
|Spike Chunsoft
|
|-
|''Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair
|Spike Chunsoft
|
|-
|''Danganronpa Another Episode: Ultra Despair Girls
|Spike Chunsoft
|
|-
|''Dokuro
|Gungho Online Entertainment
|
|-
|''Dungeon Hunter: Alliance
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Escape Plan
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gravity Rush
|Sony
|
|-
|''Hotline Miami
|Devolver Digital
|
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf: World Invitational
|Sony
|
|-
|''Hustle Kings
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego [[Harry Potter]]: Years 5-7
|Sony
|
|-
|''Little Deviants
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lumines Electronic Symphony
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''[[ModNation Racers]] [[Ohio trip|Roadtrip]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat
|Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment
|
|-
|''MotorStorm: RC
|Sony
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden Sigma Plus
|Tecmo
|
|-
|''Plants vs. Zombies
|Popcap
|
|-
|''Pinball Arcade
|FarSight Studios
|
|-
|''Pinball Heroes Complete
|Sony
|
|-
|''Pure Chess
|RebelPlay
|
|-
|''PulzAR
|Sony
|
|-
|''Rayman Origins
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Reality Fighters
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ridge Racer
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Resistance: Burning Skies
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time
|Sony
|
|-
|''Star Wars Pinball
|Zen
|
|-
|''Sumioni: Demon Arts
|AQUIRE
|
|-
|''Super Stardust Delta
|Sony
|
|-
|''Table Top Tanks
|Sony
|
|-
|''Tales from Space: Mutant Blobs Attack
|Drinkbox
|
|-
|''Touch My Katamari
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Uncharted: Golden Abyss
|Sony
|
|-
|''Unit 13
|Sony
|
|-
|''Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward
|Chunsoft/Aksys/Rising Star
|
|-
|''Welcome Park
|Sony
|A tutorial game that comes with the Vita
|-
|''WipEout 2048
|Sony
|
|}

===Microsoft===
Despite Chris's avowed hatred of da [[HEXBox]] 360, he tried to sell several games for the original Xbox on [[eBay]].<ref>[[List of Chris's eBay sales]]</ref> In November 2017, he casually mentioned his gamertag<ref>https://www.xboxgamertag.com/search/CWCSonichu1982/</ref> in a Facebook comment.

====Xbox====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Call of Duty 2: Big Red One|''Call of Duty 2: Big Red One'']]
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay|The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay]]''
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Driv3r|''Driv3r'']]
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Celebrity Deathmatch (video game)|Celebrity Deathmatch]]''
|Gotham
|
|-
|}

====Xbox One====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Aftercharge''
| Chainsawesome Games
|
|-
|''Anthem''
| BioWare, Bioware Austin LLC
|
|-
|''Banjo Kazooie: N n B''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|-
|''Banjo-Kazooie''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|-
|''Banjo-Tooie''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|-
|''Dark Souls Remaster''
|From Software, QLOC, Virtuos
|
|-
|''Forza Horizon 4''
|Microsoft
|Drives a custom Sonichu colored Ford Focus
|-
|-
|''Gears of War: Ultimate Edition''
|Microsoft
|
|-
|''Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice''
|Ninja Theory
|
|-
|''Jetpac Refuelled''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Kameo''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|[[Life Is Strange]] Season 2 Episode 1
|Dontnod Entertainment, Deck Nine, Feral Interactive
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat X''
|NetherRealm Studios
|
|-
|''Perfect Dark''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Perfect Dark Zero''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Rare Replay''
|Microsoft
|
|-
|''Realm Royale''
|Heroic Leap Games
|
|-
|''Shadow of the Tomb Raider''
|Square Enix, Feral Interactive
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog 2''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic & Knuckles''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic Generations''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic Forces''
|Sega
|Chris also bought this for the PS4 and Nintendo Switch.
|-
|-
|''Shantae: Half-Genie Hero''
|WayForward Technologies
|
|-
|''Shantae and the Pirate's Curse''
|WayForward Technologies
|
|-
|''Super Lucky's Tale''
|Playful Corp
|
|-
|''Sunset Overdrive''
|Xbox Game Studios
|
|-
|''Thomas Was Alone''
|Mike Bithell
|
|-
|''The Orange Box''
|Valve Corporation, Electronic Arts, EA Bright Light
|
|-
|''Viva Piñata''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Viva Piñata: TIP''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''HALO 5 : GUARDIANS''
|Microsoft
|
|}

===Steam===
{{incomplete}}

Despite Chris's fanboyism towards consoles, Chris has played some games on the PC DRM Steam. The most interesting listing is Payday 2: a game the [[Idea Guys]] were obsessed with.
{|class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
!align="left"|MSRP
!align="left"|Current Value
|-
|''Five Nights at Freddy's''
|Scott Cawthon Games
|
|-
|''Payday 2''
|Overkill/505
|
|-
|''Portal''
|Valve Corporation
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic 3 & Knuckles''
|Sega
|
|}

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BronyCon 2019

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[[File:Bronycon2019-20.jpg|thumb|350px|Chris meets the cast of the ''Grand Galloping Gala'' show.]]
'''BronyCon 2019''' was the final iteration of the annual convention for fans of ''[[My Little Pony]]''. The convention took place between 1 and 4 August 2019 at the Baltimore Convention Center. Unfortunately for Chris, despite [[My Little Pony Protests|his best efforts to counter the inevitable]], both his favorite animated series and his favorite convention would draw to a close in such a short timespan.

Most notably at this convention, Chris discovered [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]], a fan-made shipping card game. Once the convention was over, he would begin posting his own fan-made cards on [[Twitter]] – becoming the successor of his [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals#Custom Pokémon Cards|custom Pokémon cards]] and [[Yu-Gi-Oh!#Custom Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards|Yu-Gi-Oh! cards]].

==Funding==
{{quote|My Main Plan with Two Friends who HAD Reserved a room for us three, and had their passes; they fell off the Communications Map On Me!!!|After Sarah and Steve ghost him, Chris is back to begging<ref name=sarah>[[July 2019 social media posts#Chris will attend BronyCon, still needs cash]]</ref>}} [[Sarah and Steve]] had originally planned to share a room with Chris, but they pulled out, leaving Chris to appeal for $600 to cover costs.<ref name=sarah></ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5103999</ref> On 14 July, some [[ween]] gave him the whole amount, and on 30 July, he confirmed on YouTube that he would attend the entire four days in his [[General BronyCon Announcement.]]

==Cosplay==
In July, Chris teased his attire for next month's BronyCon in two tweets.<ref>[[July 2019 social media posts#Chris leaves a mystery]]</ref><ref>[[July 2019 social media posts#Chris Makes a Pokégear]]</ref> Kiwi Farms soon deciphered that Chris would be cosplaying as [https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Kris_(game) Kris], the female selectable protagonist of the video game ''Pokémon Crystal''. Considering Chris's [[Hair#Tomgirl hair|usual hack jobs when it comes to hair dye]], achieving such seaweed color would not prove too much of a challenge.

<center><gallery>
File:SuicuneClue.jpg|Suicune in [[Pokémon GO]].
File:CWC Pokegear construction.jpg|<s>K</s>- Chris's Pokégear.
File:Kris Pokemon Crystal.png|What Chris was aiming for.
</gallery></center>

It should be noted that for the duration of the convention, Chris wore a metal wire on his forehead, shaped to resemble the [[Commodore]] logo, which represents his [[CPU Blue Heart]] alterego.

==Day 1==
In the early hours of 1 August, Chris made the journey to Baltimore, leaving at around 6:15 local time (EST) and arriving at around 10:45. The journey took Chris and [[Son-Chu]] about 4 hours and 30 minutes. At the convention itself, as a [[Patreon#Chris as a patron|long time pledger of voice actor, Michelle Creber's Patreon]], Chris joined her private Patreon party.<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris settles in]]</ref>

===Shoutout to a fan===
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| name = Chris at 2019 BronyCon - Clip for fan
| video = {{#ev:youtube|guT2njnwXZc}}
| Stardate = 1 August 2019
| Maker = Spec
| Subject = {{Convention|text}}
| Video Type =
| Other Info =
}}

<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> 3, 2, 1.

<font color="#800000">'''Cameraman:'''</font> Yeah.

<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hi, Jacob! This is Christine Chandler, coming to you live from [''mispronounces''] BronyCon. Here's to you being a good fan of mine. Cheers [''raises mug to camera''] with a home mug of sarsaparilla.

===Gallery===
<center><gallery>
File:ChrisHeadsOut.jpg|Chris sets off for Baltimore
File:Bronycon2019-2.jpg|Arriving at the Con
File:Chriswithbensaint.png|With [[Ben Saint]]
File:Bronycon2019-1.jpg|With a fan
File:Bronycon2019-3.jpg|An eerie foreshadow?
File:Bronycon2019-4.jpg|Chris [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|pulls a bird]]
File:Bronycon2019-5.jpg
File:Bronycon2019-6.png
File:Bronycon2019-7.jpg
File:Bronycon2019-8.jpg
File:Bronycon2019-13.jpg
</gallery></center>

==Day 2==
On Day 2, Chris dusted off his old [[unicorn cosplay]], and met voice actor, Andrea Libman.

===All Star 3.0===
That morning, [[Kiwi Farms]] user Jasonfan89 captured some covert footage within the convention:
{{quoteboxgreen|He's at some kinda arcade doesn't he play enough [[Chris and video games|vyda]] at home?
<br>

{{#ev:youtube|v=CL0Mgjz14YI}}<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5102816</ref>}}

{{quoteboxgreen|He's playing some kinda Tetris game I overheard someone say he's kiklink it casue well...he is what did you expect from someone who's had 30 odd years of practice
[[File:Bronycon2019-9.jpg|200px]]

Sorry for the crappy pics I'm keeping a low profile

Also fuck no I didn't spend money on this fuck fest<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5102889</ref>}}

Eventually, they captured a video of Chris while [[All Star|Smash Mouth's ''All Star'']] plays in the background. At first, Chris seems reluctant to join in with the singalong – perhaps, due to his [[Idea Guys|previous association with the song]]; however, from 0:54 onwards, he can be heard singing:
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = August 2, 2019
| video = {{#ev:youtube|MiH_Cr-T1O0}}
| Stardate = 2 August 2019
| Maker = Jasonfan89
| Subject = {{Convention|text}}
| Video Type =
| Other Info =
}}

===Birthday message===
Chris recorded a birthday shoutout for the rapper, Billy the Fridge:
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan
| video = {{#ev:youtube|pbTBNG1G_28}}
| Stardate = 2 August 2019
| Maker =
| Subject = {{Convention|text}}
| Video Type =
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}}

<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> You ready?

<font color="#404040">'''Cameraman:'''</font> All right.

<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hi, Billy. This is Christine Chandler, coming to you live from BronyCon. You be an awesome dude, and you have an awesome day. You're better off than [''deepens voice''] [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|BillyWitchDoctor.com]]. He don't like... giant chicken. [''laughs'']

<br>
The video was later used in a YouTube Poop-style video, as part of [https://youtu.be/LwBZdoqAYCM Billy the Fridge's birthday livestream].<ref>Chris' clip can be seen at 4:39 and is also addressed at 12:00.</ref>

===From The Matrix to Silence of the Lambs Panel===
On the evening of day 2, Chris attended the ''From The Matrix to Silence of the Lambs: Movies in Pony Voices'' panel,<ref name=website>https://bronycon2019.sched.com</ref> which saw YouTube voice actors reenact famous movie scenes as ''MLP'' characters. Throughout the video, Chris is seen constantly fidgeting like a bored child:

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Bronycon 2019 Matrix Panel
| video = {{#ev:youtube|EE1s7Ptqux8}}
| Stardate = 2 August 2019
| Maker =
| Subject = {{Convention|text}}
| Video Type =
| Other Info =
}}

===Grand Galloping Gala===
That night, Chris attended the ''Grand Galloping Gala'' concert. In summary, the concert was a blend of dancing and Broadway style performances by a troupe of actors/cosplayers who play the main characters of the animated series. Concertgoers also witnessed a brony marriage proposal.<ref name=proposal>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5105272</ref>

Jasonfan89 chipped in once again:
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris at 2019 BronyCon - Gala sighting
| video = {{#ev:youtube|LgpnWwrkkcA}}
| Stardate = 2 August 2019
| Maker = Jasonfan89
| Subject = {{Convention|text}}
| Video Type =
| Other Info =
}}

Following the concert, Chris participated in a photoshoot with the cast.

===Gallery===
<center><gallery>
File:Bronycon2019-19.jpg|All that clutter but no [[Anime Mid-Atlantic#2005|24-pack of Pepsi]]
File:Bronycon2019-18.jpg|[[:File:Night Star crossover MLP.jpeg|"Two Meta-Types together."]]
File:Bronycon2019-10.jpg|"CWC was leaning so hard on me I almost fell over"<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5104425</ref>
File:Bronycon2019-11.jpg|Found on /mlp/
File:Bronycon2019-25.jpg|Ditto
File:Bronycon2019-12.jpg|Dab
File:Bronycon2019-16.jpg|
File:Bronycon2019-15.jpg|"Actually doing a panel right now and look whose in line to ask a question"<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5106851</ref>
File:Bronycon2019-17.jpg|Chris gifts [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] to a Brony artist
File:Bronycon2019-14.jpg|thumb|right|200px]]|Chris witnesses a marriage proposal at the ''Grand Galloping Gala''<ref name=proposal></ref>
File:Bronycon2019-43.jpg|Meeting a fan at the GGG
File:Chris_at_bronycon_2019.jpg|With a fan.
</gallery></center>

==Day 3==
===TF2 Analysis Anarchy Panel===
On the Saturday morning, Chris attended the [[TF2 Analysis|TF2 Analysis Anarchy]] panel—composed of several brony analysts who had [[Twitter#Blocks|blocked]] Chris back in [[January 2019|January]]—where he witnessed Mad Munchkin being proposed to. Chris appears behind the man in the wheelchair, slightly to his left (the vibrant pink Night Star plushie is a giveaway). Notably, Chris can be heard trying to get the attention of the panel by making a childish quip at 0:17, and recurring [[Cherokean Chant|high-pitched screams]] (especially 3:31) as the audience celebrates the newly-engaged couple:

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = "Mad Munchkin Wedding Proposal" at TF2 Panel (Bronycon 2019)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ZWl_keU62J0}}
| Stardate = 3 August 2019
| Maker = [[DRWolf]]
| Subject = {{Convention}}
| Video Type =
| Other Info =
}}

Chris later recapped the moment:
{{quotebox|I was in the audience when that happened! Now I can say something about it! I congratulated the couple on the way out, and my screams were amongst those recorded there. Yay!<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Mad Munchkin wedding proposal]]</ref>}}

===Pony Origins Panel===
[[File:Bronycon2019screenie.jpg|thumb|400px|Creator meets creators.]]
At the ''Pony Origins'' panel, Chris came face-to-face with the ''true original creators'', Bonnie Zacherle and Lauren Faust of the [[Wikipedia:My Little Pony (TV series)|80s cartoon]] and ''Friendship is Magic'', respectively.<ref name=website></ref><ref name=origins>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5108574</ref>

Jasonfan89 reported in:
{{quoteboxgreen|[The hosts] asked the guys who watches [[Sailor Moon|sailor Moon]] he raised both arms

[[File:Bronycon2019-26.jpg|200px]]<ref name=origins></ref>}}

During the Q&A, Chris went on to ask Lauren Faust about whether she had planned to include [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]], one of the 80s human characters in the most recent iteration of the show:
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = August 3, 2019
| video = {{#ev:youtube|FyEU-b7_ucg}}
| Stardate = 3 August 2019
| Maker = Jasonfan89
| Subject = {{Convention}}
| Video Type =
| Other Info =
}}

The following livestream clip captures the full response:
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Christine Chandler at BronyCon 2019 panel
| video = {{#ev:youtube|qpi_RSCHI3E}}
| Stardate = 3 August 2019
| Maker =
| Subject = {{Convention}}
| Video Type =
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<center>'''Alternative footage:''' [https://youtu.be/Zs_xAVjNA_s] [https://youtu.be/-vHmM8JsGK8]</center>

<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hi, Lauren. Hey y'all. All right, first. I just want to say: Thank you for all your shows. Aside from ''MLP'', [''rock on gesture''] love ''The Powerpuff Girls''!

[''Applause'']

<font color="#9932CC">'''Lauren Faust:'''</font> Thank you.

<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And this'll lead into my question [?], beginning from G1. About like, you know, the human characters, especially [http://mylittlewiki.org/wiki/Megan_and_Sundance Megan], and the relationship between the humans and the ponies. Uhh... Did you just think about wanting to do that originally for G4 in the earlier phases, or did it just kinda like–uhh, it was rejected initially, or [''unintelligible''] it all, and then later figured out for like, ''Equestria Girls''?

<font color="#9932CC">'''Lauren Faust:'''</font> You know, I... umm–Early on in the development process, I had considered that Hasbro might ask me to bring in Megan, because you know, working in the animation business, I was kind of anticipating like oh [''jazz hands''] "girls can't relate to horses, they need to have a person to talk to and relate to. So you need to have a person in the story."
So, I was expecting them to do that. They never did. Like, not even once. But, I did have a little snippet of an idea to bring Megan in for like maybe a special or something like that. It was a very brief idea that might have just been like a one shot idea. But I didn't need it, so I didn't really flesh it out [''chuckles''].

<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Ah. Well, at least it brought–at least it all brought out in ''Equestria Girls''. [''very sincere''] Thank you.

<font color="#9932CC">'''Lauren Faust:'''</font> Sure.

[''Applause'']

<br>

Looking back on the event:
{{quotebox|And now, with a [[Magic stones|piece of lovely quartz]], Lauren Faust has a copy of [[Sonichu 12-9|Nightstar’s Book]] too. I asked her about G1 Megan and the symbolance/relationship between Equestrians/Ponyville Residents and Humans and Human-Types.<ref name=review>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5119653</ref>}}

===Meeting Nicole Oliver===
[[File:ChrisTF2.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris meets Princess Celestia.]]
Later that day, Chris went to the meet and greet of voice actress, Nicole Oliver. For $30 worth of [[Monthly tugboat|Tugboat]], Chris received Oliver's autograph—done on [[Chris and art|one of his drawings]]—and they both posed for a photo together.<ref>[https://bronycon2019.sched.com/event/T4z7/autograph-session-nicole-oliver According to the Con's schedule]</ref><ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris meets Princess Celestia]]</ref>

Having failed to learn the lesson from the [[Tabitha St. Germain]] block, Chris shared his photo in a tweet tagging Nicole Oliver, which resulted in a surge of ween comments. This prompted the voice actress to voice her opinion against online harassment in a separate tweet; it is undeniable that she was alluding to Chris:

{{quoteboxwhite|It has come to my attention that some of you are commenting on a picture I took with a fan. People are alleging this fan is responsible for certain behaviours. I do not CONDONE any disrespectful behaviour. Period. It has no association to me.

Peace & love everyone.

Xo ☀️<ref>https://twitter.com/mouthnoize/status/1157832836675768320</ref>}}

[[September 2019|One month later]], Chris would [[Spirit possession|convey]] as [[Magi-Chan]] that during their meeting, he reassured the voice actress that she would be bound to voicing one character for a little longer than she hoped:
{{quoteboxpurple|And Celestia and Luna are a long way from retiring. As @CPU_CWCSonichu has personally told @mouthnoize at BronyCon, “The Reirement [''sic''] is not in.”<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Chris spoke to VA about the Pony Protests]]</ref>}}

In an [[August 2020]] leak, it was revealed that Nicole Oliver eventually blocked Chris on Twitter.<ref>[[:File:NicoleOliverTwitter.jpg]]</ref>

===BronyPalooza===
BronyPalooza was a recurring all-night concert, featuring several musicians of the brony community.<ref name=website></ref> After enjoying Creber's Patreon party on the Thursday, Chris made an appearance during her Saturday BronyPalooza gig. Chris can be seen at regular intervals during the first two hours of the video, but is especially recognizable at 1:15:33, brandishing his [[Night Star]] plushie:

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = BronyCon 2019 Livestream 10 (Day 3 Evening)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|diEBwRazGzo}}
| Stardate = 3 August 2019
| Maker = Jonathan Zhang
| Subject = {{Convention}}{{Music}}
| Video Type =
| Other Info =
}}

A [https://youtu.be/V6SgDdhwDdc video with an alternative camera] also shows Chris' plushie.<ref>For example, at 1:05:01</ref>

While the concert was ongoing, Chris snapped some photos and shared them on Twitter:
{{quotebox|@ChuuChuuRocket, Nightstar’s Jammie’ with #CreberBrown!

[[File:Bronycon2019-21.jpg|250px]][[File:Bronycon2019-22.jpg|250px]]<br>[[File:Bronycon2019-23.jpg|250px]][[File:Bronycon2019-24.jpg|250px]]
<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris parties with Night Star]]</ref>}}
It is unknown whether Chris remained at the concert after Creber's set ended.

===Gallery===
<center><gallery>
File:Bronycon2019-27.jpg
File:Bronycon2019-28.jpg
File:Bronycon2019-29.jpg|Chris reunites with his [[gal pal]] from [[BronyCon 2018]]...
File:Bronycon2019-30.jpg|...and gifts her a life-size [[S-Chu Ball]]
File:Bronycon2019-38.jpg
File:Bronycon2019-31.jpg
File:Bronycon2019-32.jpg
File:Instagram officialaystar Bronycon2019.jpg
File:Bronycon2019-37.jpg
</gallery></center>

==Day 4==
On the final day of the convention, Chris met an old foe, and paid another $30 to meet voice actor, Rebecca Shoichet.

===Dining with bronies===
According to a user of [[4chan]]'s /mlp/ board, on the Sunday, they joined Chris to ride in Son-Chu and have dinner together:<ref name=4chan>https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/34106350</ref>
{{quoteboxred|[[File:bronycon2019-40.jpg|left|100px]] I got to eat dinner on Sunday with Chris and rode in Barb's van}}
{{quoteboxred|[[File:bronycon2019-41.jpg|left|100px]] Oh no, Barb wasn't there, Chris was driving.
Also, sorry about the rotation, something fucked up when I posted. But yeah, this is Barb's van because the [[Son-Chu#Ford Focus|old car got totaled or something]]}}
{{quoteboxred|Well, we went to a burger joint and ate burgers. Chris showed us the Sonichu binder and some new age Crystal and we just chilled and talked. I said to drive safe because he headed home afterwards, but apparently there was a [[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns|fender bender or some shit]]. It was actually really interesting.}}
{{quoteboxred|By no means, but he was very calm and in a good mental state this year at the con. Last year he was talking about the [[Dimensional Merge|dimensional merge]] a lot, but a lot of the crazy shit that happens with Chris is the machinations of trolls. Still kind of out there, but I'm happy he was having a good time. I'm not gonna whiteknight him, he's done some pretty bad stuff in the past and the autism is no excuse, but it was an interesting experience to meet such an internet legend. Hopefully he keeps himself out of trouble.}}

The /mlp/ user found his post on Kiwi Farms and elaborated on the experience:<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5139835</ref>
{{quoteboxred|[[File:bronycon2019-44.jpg|left|120px]]Alright, so we went to a burger place for dinner, recommend to Chris by someone. Chris didn't smell, or at the very least I was [[Alcohol|drunk]] enough not to notice (definitely not nearly as bad as some other people at the con though, she was tolerable). At dinner, Chris talked a lot about Sonichu and a crystal she had, seems like it was some new age beliefs about magic in the crystals or something. We made small talk about the con, and I was talking with several people. One of the guys at the table ordered his burger with ghost pepper cheese, and Chris mentioned something about it, maybe having eaten it before. It was an interesting experience and overall Chris seemed pretty alright during it. I told her to drive safe before we parted our ways, but I guess that didn't work out. I'm not here to talk mad shit or anything, but my brother is pretty interested in Chris chan despite being a normie so I figured I'd get some pictures and I got more than I really bargained for.}}
{{quoteboxred|He was prompted to speak about Sonichu at the table, and was showing us the binder he brought around. I believe he talked about some of the lore, but I really am not as familiar with it as I used to be. [[BronyCon 2018#Day 0|@Jaiman]] might be a better source on it, since he was there as well and probably could go into more detail.}}
{{quoteboxred|One thing that did slightly concern me a bit was that on the ride back to the con center was Chris was hatching eggs on [[Pokémon GO|Pokemon Go]] on both phones on the center console while at stoplights. I knew a guy who used to do that and IMO it can lead to distracted driving. Hopefully that is not something that happens normally with Chris.}}

===Gallery===
<center><gallery>
File:ChrisMeets4Chan.jpg|Still at it, [[4-cent_garbage.com|ten years later]]
File:Bronycon2019-35.jpg
File:ChrisAndRebecca.jpg|Meet and greet with Rebecca Soichette [''sic'']
File:Bronycon2019-33.jpg|The plushie purchases keep on coming
File:Bronycon2019-34.jpg
File:Bronycon2019-36.jpg
</gallery></center>

==Unknown date==
<center><gallery>
File:Bronycon2019-42.jpg|Either Day 1 or 4
File:Bronycon2019-39.jpg|Day 3 or 4
File:Bronycon2019-45.jpg|With a [[White knight|gal pal]] (second from right)
</gallery></center>

==Souvenirs and autographs==
On 6 August, Chris posted a thread on Twitter, showing off his haul from BronyCon.<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris' BronyCon loot]]</ref> To say that Chris bought a lot of merchandise would be a severe understatement:

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Images
! Notable items
|-
|<center>[[File:BronyConHaul1.jpg|200px]]</center>
|
*[[:File:Night Star crossover MLP.jpeg|Andrea Libman]], Nicole Oliver and [[:File:SchuComic12-9Page19.jpg|Rebecca Shoichet]] autographs
*" " " meet and greet prints
|-
|<center>[[File:BronyConHaul2.jpg|200px]]</center>
|
*[[TF2 Analysis|Team KP]] autographs
|-
|<center>[[File:BronyConHaul3.jpg|200px]]</center>
|
*[[TF2 Analysis#List of people Chris has been blocked by|Lightning Bliss]] and [[Patreon#Chris as a patron|Silver Quill]] autographs
|-
|<center>[[File:BronyConHaul4.jpg|200px]]</center>
|
*[[Mad Munchkin]] autograph
|-
|<center>[[File:BronyConHaul5.jpg|200px]]</center>
|
*Flower retrieved from [[:File:CMC Drawing.jpg|Michelle Creber]] at her [[Patreon#Chris as a patron|Patreon party]]
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*Pin from [[TF2 Analysis|Keyframe]]
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*A literal quill from Silver Quill
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*Various buttons
*Various CDs from brony musicians
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*Animation cell from ''MLP'' G2 ([[:File:ChrisNewArt1.jpg|later used for a TSSSF card]])
*G2 Firefly drawing
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*Sailor and Mona Pia plushies
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*Rainbow Dash/[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] poster
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*[[Slow-in-the-minds|Derpy]] poster
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*Twilights poster
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*More prints
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*[[:File:Bronycon2019-17.jpg|Choco Pony]] autograph
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*''More'' plushies
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*''Midnight Mares'' poster
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*[[TSSSF]] Core and ''Equestria Girls'' Deck<ref name=review></ref>
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*Various prints of characters
*Rainbow Dash toy
*[[Guitar Hero|''MLP'' guitar picks]]
*''MLP'' blind bag toy
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==Aftermath==
In closing, since his [[BronyCon 2017|first attendance in 2017]], BronyCon has left an overall positive impact on Chris. The conventions were one of the few places where mindsets such as his are normalized, as their target audiences are typically a melting pot of [[Autism|like-minded people]]. BronyCon was a setting which provided a brief escape from his [[Jacob Sockness|various problems back in Ruckersville]], and being a [[troll]]-free safe space, has also allowed Chris to filter the positive attention he receives from fans; Chris claimed that in 2019, he was approached by "200 awesome and kind individuals."<ref>August 2019 social media posts#Chris is happy about how BronyCon went]]</ref>

===Friendship is Magic ends===
{{main|My Little Pony Protests}}
[[File:CWC GoPony reaction.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris isn't pleased.]]
BronyCon has been the catalyst in several noteworthy events in the [[2010s|late 2010s]]: The 2017 convention gave Chris the much-needed motivation to commence work on his next issue of ''Sonichu''; albeit, it was a [[Sonichu 12-9|''MLP'' fanfiction]] which happened to be part of his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic book canon]]. After [[BronyCon 2018]], he began engaging with members of the brony analyst community—several of which were present at Baltimore—which ultimately led to the [[TF2 Analysis|Twitter Block saga]] and his Soft Exile on social media.

Returning his homelife after BronyCon 2019, Chris resumed [[My Little Pony Protests|his ''My Little Pony'' protest campaign]] and demanded Hasbro for a renewal of the series to at least Season 14. On 12 October 2019, the finale of ''Friendship of Magic'' aired, leaving Chris in vehement denial. As of [[November 2019]], he refused to watch it, and instead chose to send a barrage of ranting tweets to both Hasbro and anybody mentioning it. Despite other media picking up where the show left off, including ''My Little Pony: Pony Life'' (which is essentially G4.5 of the franchise) and the IDW comic series,<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Not this GO! Crap]]</ref><ref>[[October 2019 social media posts#Chris complains about the MLP comics]]</ref> Chris refuses to acknowledge these as any form of canon because it doesn't conform to [[C-197|his existing fantasy world]]. As of [[July 2020]], ''Pony Life'' has aired to lukewarm reviews, but Chris remains committed to his boycott.

===BABSCon===
With the departure of BronyCon, Chris latched onto the next well-regarded convention in the USA, BABSCon. BABSCon is also a yearly convention; however, it is instead based in the San Francisco Bay Area.

By [[November 2019]], Chris had organized tickets and accommodation to the event;<ref>[[Discord#BABScon_plans]]</ref>; however, in early [[2020]], the [[COVID-19|COVID-19 pandemic]] started, forcing BABSCon to cancel the event. In response, Chris declared that the coronavirus was [[March 2020 social media posts#Chris finally weighs in on the coronavirus pandemic|totally not a big deal]]. Unable to cope with his disrupted calendar, in [[April 2020|April]], Chris "swapped bodies" with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] to attend the convention in Dimension C-197.<ref>[[April 2020 social media posts#Chris body swaps with Sonichu to cope with missing BABScon]]</ref> The [[May 2020|next month]], "Sonichu" would attend the online equivalent.<ref>[[May 2020 social media posts#BABScon is online]]</ref>

In [[December 2020]], BABSCon announced that they were cancelling the 2021 convention, again due to the Covid-19 pandemic. Chris responded with a cryptic tweet, saying "The Merge is On." <ref> [[December 2020 social media posts#The Merge is apparently on]]</ref>

Should Chris make it to the 2022 BABSCon, this will mark the [[Chris's homes#Chris and the rest of the world|second time he has visited California]].

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5115238 Unverified account on Day 4] from [[Kiwi Farms]]

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Template:Da update

2021-07-09T00:01:04Z

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<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br>It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]].</center>

'''Ongoing''': [[Debt]]{{•}} [[Dimensional Merge]]
''<center>For the past few days, the CWCki has been down due to a DDoS attack against sister site [[Kiwi Farms]]</center>''

*'''14 July''' - Barb's next [[Debt]] hearing is scheduled for July 14th at 11:30AM.
*'''30 June''' - An uncut version of the '''[[Taser Discussion#Uncut Version|Taser Discussion]]''' is released.
*'''29 June''' - A series of tweets by [[MKRNightVee]] hints at the '''[[Watchmen#Breakup of the Watchmen|breakup of the Watchmen group]]'''.
*'''26 June''' - [[Null]] announces that '''[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-is-going-everfree-northwest.93521/ Chris is planning to attend]''' Everfree Northwest, a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention held in Seattle, WA, on 13 August. He mentions vetoing Chris's plan to drive there and recommended taking a flight, and says he will help Chris with financial arrangements.
*'''25 June''' - Chris comments on his 2018 [[ban]] from [[TooManyGames]], '''[[June 2021 social media posts#Chris blames the TooManyGames incident on the trolls again|blaming the event coordinator and accusing him of having conspired with the trolls.]]'''
*'''22 June''' - Chris '''[[June 2021 social media posts#Money stuff|breaks his 193-day long streak of not begging]]''' with a Twitter rant about money, saying he is open to donations for a new [[Son-chu|car]].
*'''19 June''' - Chris uploads '''[[Birthday Greetings to Devin|a video]]''' of himself wishing a happy birthday to a Devin, then uploads '''[[Sylvia’s being comfy and a little bobble-headed|a video of his cat]]'''.

<center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[{{#time:F Y}} social media posts|social media posts]] or visit [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Kiwi Farms].''</center>

<center>'''[[Barbara Chandler|Barb]], as far as we know, is not [[Chris and death|dead]]'''; her latest activity was [[May 2021 social media posts#Mother.27s_Day|'''

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2016

2021-07-08T21:53:31Z

Piratecodet: /* July */

{{quote|I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother.|[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|Chris, in August.]]
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{{quote|Too bad [Hitler] died|[[September 2016 Facebook posts#Hitler and the Autobots|Chris, in September.]]
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{{quote|Someone, Anyone, PLEASE, take a sniper rifle and kill Trump; shoot him in the head like the impulsive, non-thinking, uncaring Zombie that he is.|[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Chris wants Trump assassinated|Chris]], in November.
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'''2016''' was the eighth year since Chris's discovery.

It is a year that brought us the following things:

* The further degeneration of Chris's hair. Due to a mix of neglect and his traditional lack of self-respect, his [[hair]] now resembles a dying, green dish rag [[Chris and health|which only emboldens his rapidly-receding skullet]].

* Fought with, then eventually made up with... and then fought with again, [[Jeff Ouzuo]] on the issue of selling Sonichu merchandise.

* Chris apologizing to males with Asperger's.

* Chris began and quickly ended his GameStop embargo because it accomplished nothing.

* Chris began sending death threats once again, this time to [[Donald Trump]].

* Mind-numbing amounts of e-begging.

* An entire year consumed by arguably the most unproductive saga in Christory.

==January==
{{main|January 2016}}
[[File:0116.png|thumb|Chris in January]]
Chris [[Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement.|advertised a lesbian sleepover]] and [[CatKnight Interview|was interviewed]].

==February==
{{main|February 2016}}
[[File:CWC34.png|thumb|left|Chris in February]]
Chris released [[Apologies for offending people|another apology]] video and [[Birthday|turned 34]]. A [[Chris's Specimen Sample|semen donor video]] was leaked.
[[File:Cwcmar16.PNG|thumb|Chris in March]]

==March==
{{main|March 2016}}
Chris bought a [[PlayStation 4]] and claimed it was a gift from a fan. [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] is ordered to pay a credit card bill of $4,700.
[[File:Cwcap16.PNG|thumb|250px|Chris in April 2016]]

==April==
{{main|April 2016}}
Chris released [[My Breast Massage Routine 18+]] and [[Please, Donate|begged for donors]]. He also started [[Sonichu Entertainment of America]] and quickly forgot about it.
[[File:Cwcmay16.PNG|thumb|250px|left|Chris in May 2016]]

==May==
{{main|May 2016}}
Chris bought a waifu, [[IMG 3207|had sex with a doll on YouTube]] and filed to change his name to Christine.

==June==
[[File:Cwcjun16.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris in June]]
{{main|June 2016}}
Chris begged for money, ostensibly for Barb's medication. He also tried to restart his gigolo career.

==July==
[[File:Christine license.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris's Woman Card in July 2016]]
{{main|July 2016}}
Chris [[26_December_2014|paid]] his court costs. Barb made an appearance in [[Donations Further Requested, Please|a begging video]]. Most horrifyingly, Chris sliced his taint open, resulting in [[Un-clit 2.0|an open, bleeding wound on his groin]] and [[Chris and reality|thinks it means he started to grow a vagina as a result from watching subliminal frequency videos]].

==August==
[[File:Aug16cwc.jpg|thumb|250px|left|Chris in August 2016]]
{{Main|August 2016}}
Chris admitted fantasizing about incest with his mother.

==September ==
[[File:CWC0916.PNG|thumb|left|250px|Chris in September 2016]]

{{Main|September 2016}}
A court rules that Barb must pay a debt of [[Financhu Crisis|$16k]]. Chris is interviewed by a Youtube personality at [[Cville Pride]]. Chris makes an [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|anti-Donald Trump]] video, and laments the death of Adolf Hitler on Facebook.

==October ==
[[File:Cwc october 2016.png|thumb|250px|Chris in October 2016]]
{{Main|October 2016}}
Chris tries using [[Unban contracts]] on [[Gamestop]] and [[Best Buy]]. He continues to comment about his hatred of [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]], including a [[October 2016 Facebook posts#Pmurt should take parodies in jest|post]] saying that he should have taken "[[Asperchu|a parody]] [[Liquid Chris|of himself]] [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|in jest]]".

==November==

{{Main|November 2016}}
[[File:Cwc1116.jpg|thumb|Chris in Nov. 2016]]
Chris spent nearly all of November issuing online death threats to president elect Donald Trump.

==December==
{{Main|December 2016}}
Chris continues to demand the death of Trump, and comments on a ''Sonic Boom'' character with a suspiciously familiar appearance.

[[File:Chris tired 12-2016.jpeg|thumb|left|250px|Chris in Dec. 2016]]

== Sources ==
<references/>
{{Timeline}} [[Category:Chronology]]

2016

2021-07-08T21:53:12Z

Piratecodet: /* July */

{{quote|I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother.|[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|Chris, in August.]]
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{{quote|Too bad [Hitler] died|[[September 2016 Facebook posts#Hitler and the Autobots|Chris, in September.]]
}}
{{quote|Someone, Anyone, PLEASE, take a sniper rifle and kill Trump; shoot him in the head like the impulsive, non-thinking, uncaring Zombie that he is.|[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Chris wants Trump assassinated|Chris]], in November.
}}
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'''2016''' was the eighth year since Chris's discovery.

It is a year that brought us the following things:

* The further degeneration of Chris's hair. Due to a mix of neglect and his traditional lack of self-respect, his [[hair]] now resembles a dying, green dish rag [[Chris and health|which only emboldens his rapidly-receding skullet]].

* Fought with, then eventually made up with... and then fought with again, [[Jeff Ouzuo]] on the issue of selling Sonichu merchandise.

* Chris apologizing to males with Asperger's.

* Chris began and quickly ended his GameStop embargo because it accomplished nothing.

* Chris began sending death threats once again, this time to [[Donald Trump]].

* Mind-numbing amounts of e-begging.

* An entire year consumed by arguably the most unproductive saga in Christory.

==January==
{{main|January 2016}}
[[File:0116.png|thumb|Chris in January]]
Chris [[Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement.|advertised a lesbian sleepover]] and [[CatKnight Interview|was interviewed]].

==February==
{{main|February 2016}}
[[File:CWC34.png|thumb|left|Chris in February]]
Chris released [[Apologies for offending people|another apology]] video and [[Birthday|turned 34]]. A [[Chris's Specimen Sample|semen donor video]] was leaked.
[[File:Cwcmar16.PNG|thumb|Chris in March]]

==March==
{{main|March 2016}}
Chris bought a [[PlayStation 4]] and claimed it was a gift from a fan. [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] is ordered to pay a credit card bill of $4,700.
[[File:Cwcap16.PNG|thumb|250px|Chris in April 2016]]

==April==
{{main|April 2016}}
Chris released [[My Breast Massage Routine 18+]] and [[Please, Donate|begged for donors]]. He also started [[Sonichu Entertainment of America]] and quickly forgot about it.
[[File:Cwcmay16.PNG|thumb|250px|left|Chris in May 2016]]

==May==
{{main|May 2016}}
Chris bought a waifu, [[IMG 3207|had sex with a doll on YouTube]] and filed to change his name to Christine.

==June==
[[File:Cwcjun16.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris in June]]
{{main|June 2016}}
Chris begged for money, ostensibly for Barb's medication. He also tried to restart his gigolo career.

==July==
[[File:Christine license.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris's Woman Card in July 2016]]
{{main|July 2016}}
Chris [[26_December_2014|paid]] his court costs. Barb made an appearance in [[Donations Further Requested, Please|a begging video]]. Most horrifyingly, Chris sliced is taint open, resulting in [[Un-clit 2.0|an open, bleeding wound on his groin]] and [[Chris and reality|thinks it means he started to grow a vagina as a result from watching subliminal frequency videos]].

==August==
[[File:Aug16cwc.jpg|thumb|250px|left|Chris in August 2016]]
{{Main|August 2016}}
Chris admitted fantasizing about incest with his mother.

==September ==
[[File:CWC0916.PNG|thumb|left|250px|Chris in September 2016]]

{{Main|September 2016}}
A court rules that Barb must pay a debt of [[Financhu Crisis|$16k]]. Chris is interviewed by a Youtube personality at [[Cville Pride]]. Chris makes an [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|anti-Donald Trump]] video, and laments the death of Adolf Hitler on Facebook.

==October ==
[[File:Cwc october 2016.png|thumb|250px|Chris in October 2016]]
{{Main|October 2016}}
Chris tries using [[Unban contracts]] on [[Gamestop]] and [[Best Buy]]. He continues to comment about his hatred of [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]], including a [[October 2016 Facebook posts#Pmurt should take parodies in jest|post]] saying that he should have taken "[[Asperchu|a parody]] [[Liquid Chris|of himself]] [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|in jest]]".

==November==

{{Main|November 2016}}
[[File:Cwc1116.jpg|thumb|Chris in Nov. 2016]]
Chris spent nearly all of November issuing online death threats to president elect Donald Trump.

==December==
{{Main|December 2016}}
Chris continues to demand the death of Trump, and comments on a ''Sonic Boom'' character with a suspiciously familiar appearance.

[[File:Chris tired 12-2016.jpeg|thumb|left|250px|Chris in Dec. 2016]]

== Sources ==
<references/>
{{Timeline}} [[Category:Chronology]]

Lindsay Kaye

2021-06-20T16:19:34Z

Piratecodet:

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|label1 = Name
|data1 = Lindsay Kaye
|label2 = Date of birth
|data2 = 1985 (35-36)
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Female
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
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'''Lindsay Kaye''' (born 1985) is another one of the poor [[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free girls]] that Chris tried (and [[Love Quest|failed]]) to get with. She met Chris on [[MySpace]], and from her [[MySpace messages|messages with Chris]] we can learn quite a bit about her.

Like Chris, she went to [[PVCC]], and lived in [[Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]]. She was majoring in Business Administration, had a job, and was in the drumline in the PVCC marching band for the football team. She had an interest in art, mostly photography, which Chris is [[Chris and art|well acquainted with]]. Lindsay was obviously busy with her own endeavors, and whenever Chris tried to meet with her in person, for one reason or another it always failed to work out. It's possible that Chris could've potentially learned that people do things with their lives instead of playing [[vidya]], [[mass debating]], or drawing comics, and that he should follow suit. Due to Chris's [[autism]], he instead continued to pressure her into meeting with him, until he finally gave up after about 6 weeks of on-and-off chatting.

Lindsay was relatively open with Chris, perhaps too much for good measure. She told Chris about the struggles in her life (after he rambled about his) and was always friendly with him while chatting. Chris was obviously smitten with her, but thankfully she didn't care about his advances.

⠀

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Sweetheart

2021-06-20T15:27:47Z

Piratecodet: /* Present situation */

[[Image:Boyfriend-free girls.jpg|thumb|A flock of potential sweethearts.]]
{{quote|'''[[Kacey]]:''' Chris, how many times have you been in quote-unquote "love"?<br>'''Chris:''' I do not know, I do not- I have not kept count.|from [[Kacey Call 9]]}}

A '''Sweetheart''' (sometimes '''heartsweet''') is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s flavor-of-the-month.

==Definition==
Chris's goal is to build a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]], lose his dreaded [[Virgin with rage|virginity]] [[Mia Hamm|(which he ultimately accomplished without a sweetheart)]], and spawn his God-chosen daughter, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] (named after "[[Honor roll|the illustrious metal]]" and [[Chris and his Ego|a name similar to his own]]). Unfortunately for him, the plan hasn't progressed beyond a handful of troll-engineered dates, and a trip to a hooker (two in fact). Thus the ''sweetheart'' label finds itself frivolously applied, indicating a status that lies somewhere between "e-girlfriend" and "stalking victim." Contrast this with Chris's [[Gal-Pals]]; that is, all of those girls who are still potential sweethearts because they are known to Chris and don't appear to hate him.

Chris's ideal vision for a sweetheart is more or less one that allowed him to continue living as a "self-employed" stay-at-home husband/father/son, since he didn't make a significant effort to support a prospective family at any point during his [[Love Quest]] aside from briefly applying for a minimum-wage job for [[Kacey]]. Based on [[Chris and work|his frustration at the idea of doing any work whatsoever]], it's likely that he wanted someone to effectively mother him rather than an equal partner, who he could also have sex with and impregnate with [[Crystal Weston Chandler|a kid]] [[Reginald Chandler|or two]]. Chris also seemed to be under the impression that they'd live with his parents [[14 Branchland Court|and their hoard]], who he'd presumably leave his sweetheart-to-be to raise his kids with.

==Qualifications==
:''See Also: [[Sonichu's News Dash]] and [[Attraction Sign]]''[[Image:Chris chan is a hoers.jpg|thumb|It's the one on the left.]]

In the early years of his [[Love Quest]], Chris spelled out his qualifications on his Attraction Sign, in a personal ad that ran for several issues in the ''[[News Dash]]'', and on various other items including a cover for his Nintendo DS. Subsequent experiences would show that many of these TRUE and HONEST criteria could be [[Two's company snapshots|bent a little]], as expedient.

*18 - [Chris's age then] Years Old
*Boyfriend-Free
*Blonde or Brunette
*White
*Pretty
*Average or Slender Body Type
*5' or Taller
*No Smoking or Drinking
*Lives in Charlottesville or Ruckersville Area
*Has Own Car
*Average to High Income
*Happy, Positive, Caring

In other exchanges, Chris established a few more rules:

*No Children from Previous Relationships<ref>[[Facebook messages]]</ref>
*No Autism (High-Functioning or Otherwise)<ref>[[Chris chan (CWCipedia)]]</ref>

==Will Chris ever have a Sweetheart?==
[[File:Chris-chan_010714.JPG|thumb|Helloooooo, ladies.]]

Despite an old Trinidadian saying that goes "Every bread has its cheese" ''(meaning that a special someone is waiting for everybody, no matter how badly off they are)'', [[Clyde Cash|many]] [[Matthew Devoria|who]] [[Jackie|have]] [[White knights|dealt]] with Chris would be quick to rebut the idea. (However, an argument could be made that [[Jacob Sockness]] qualifies.)

However, in case anybody reading this article is curious as to why not, there are quite a few reasons:

'''1) Chris refuses to grow up.''' He is a nearly 40 year old man who plays with children's toys and video games all day and still lives with his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]. Adult responsibilities such as gainful employment and living on your own are completely foreign concepts to Chris, and any [[Monthly tugboat|money he does receive]] is promptly [[Chris and money|wasted on stupid shit he doesn't need]]. As of [[2019]], this habit has been coming back to bite him in the ass harder than ever as the [[Financhu Crisis|Chandler finances sink into an all-time low]]. Refusing to take responsibility, he has [[Please, Donate|resorted]] [[Donation Request|to]] [[Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.|e]]-[[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation|begging]] [[Donations_Requested,_Please|a]] [[Donations_Required,_Serious._Please_help|very]] [[Reading_"Unicorns,_Rainbows,_and_a_Bluebird_of_Happiness"_Chapter_1|large]] [[Reading_"Unicorns,_Rainbows,_and_a_Bluebird_of_Happiness"_Chapter_2|number]] [[Announcement_06292016|of]] [[HELP,_PLEASE!!!|times]] like a child to make up for his failure to put the simplest of money aside for [[McDonald's|food]], bills and medicine. On top of that, he has implied that if he does get married, [[PlayingHouse|all he'll do is stay home while his wife goes to work]]. He doesn't even plan on looking after the kids for her; he'd dump this responsibility on his old, ailing mother. This lack of maturity and inability to stand on his own two feet would be an instant turn-off to any woman.

'''2) Chris has issues that would damage a relationship.''' Autistic antics aside, Chris does a lot of things that upset women. For starters, he seems to have no sense of personal space, and [[Megan Schroeder|several]] [[Emily|women]] [[Kacey|have]] [[Catherine|found]] themselves creeped out by his habit of inappropriately touching them. On his date with Catherine, he made a point of bragging about learning from his mistakes with Megan shortly before he ''molested'' Catherine by hugging her and burying his face in her breasts, after specifically being told not to. Needless to say, had this been a real date, Catherine and "cousin Al" would've [[Kick the Autistic|beaten him up]] or [[Michael Snyder|called the]] [[Jerkops|cops]] at this point. He also [[List of Chris's lies|lies a lot]], and when he doesn't lie, he makes poor excuses for his shortcomings, both of which can damage a girl's trust in him. [[Chris and remorse|His lack of genuine sympathy towards people]] has led to a lot of complaints about him apologizing without meaning it. On top of that, he seems to be of the idea that women in a relationship with him [[Women's rights#In real life|will tolerate waiting on him hand and foot while he plays video games all day, and bear his children]], and enable his [[Megan Schroeder|deranged]] [[Michael Snyder|theories]] about conspiracies and trolls.

'''3) Chris is not self-sufficient.''' As mentioned before, Chris doesn't have a job and has no plans to get one, opting instead to live with his mother. His welfare after room and board deductions is barely over the $200 mark, which he wastes on toys and video games instead of saving for something really important. He also has a habit of landing himself into [[debt]] with his purchases, and isn't even aware of [[Mumble 4|all of the necessary bills one needs to pay to keep a house running.]] He has also [[PlayingHouse|indicated]] that if he becomes a family man, he will be leeching off his wife instead of looking for work on his own (of course, there would be no problem with him being a "house husband" if he knew how to maintain a household - [[Tour of Chris's House|which he doesn't]]). It'll become crystal clear to any woman who learns this about Chris that he is definitely not marriage material, as he has at no point in his life been able to support himself, much less a family.

'''4) Chris has issues with [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]].''' Above and beyond Chris's problems with self-sufficiency is the person he is dependent on. Not to put too fine of a point on it, but Barb isn't the easiest of people to live with. Aside from her own [[Barbara Chandler#Mental|personality problems]], she has issues with hoarding, she has many of the same issues with authority figures that Chris does, and shows only slightly more of an ability to manage her money. Many people around Chris's age have difficulty dealing with their parents, but Chris has (aside from his devotion to being a [[tomgirl]]) been shown to be neither willing nor able to stand up to her. As it stands, Barb is another obstacle on his [[Love Quest]] and, if Chris was willing to move out from under her shadow, his chances of landing a sweetheart would substantially improve.

'''5) [[Chris_and_health#Hygiene|Chris's hygiene]].''' Chris does not shower regularly, believing that all you need to be hygienic are a few sprays of [[Axe]]. He also lives in a [[14 Branchland Court|filthy house with garbage everywhere]], and routinely [[DIRTY,_CRAPPED_BRIEFS|shits himself]]. [[Emily|One woman]] has described him as smelling like 'rotten watermelons'.

'''6) Chris is physically unattractive.''' Chris is not inherently ugly, but his lifestyle and fashion choices have rendered his appearance deeply repulsive. Even before he started dressing like a [[Tomgirl]] (already a deterrent in itself for a [[Homos|certain reason]]), Chris always [[Chris and fashion|had very questionable tastes in fashion]], and would often have an unkempt appearance, as shown in the picture above. When first spotted from a distance by Catherine, she believed she was looking at an ugly old woman. The fact that he [[Chris and health|doesn't take good care of himself]] also hurts his chances of attracting the opposite sex, and has resulted in him becoming [[Obesity|clinically obese]] and [[Hair|nearly bald]]. If Chris dressed somewhat fashionably, bothered grooming himself properly and worked out, his chances with the ladies would improve a bit. In fact, during Chris's stint as a [[Carlos Chantor|male escort]], his appearance was comparatively rather presentable and he appeared well-groomed.

'''7) Chris has no idea how to behave around women.''' Chris has many childish mannerisms and social hindrances that are repellent to women (and men alike). In the infamous [[For My Sweetest Ivy|video for Ivy]], these things are in abundance. Chris thinks that when you talk to a woman you like, you babble and coo like you're addressing a toddler. Also, he thinks that women in this day and age would like watching ''[[Gilligan's Island]]'', an ancient show from his elderly parents' days. One of the first things new people also notice about Chris' room is that he's surrounded by toys and video games, which pretty much scream "manchild", and Chris has been known to post pictures and videos addressed to potential dates in this room.<ref>[[:File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG]]</ref> His [[transgender]] identity haven't helped either - he's now a manchild that dresses like a woman, which doesn't even make him seem heterosexual anymore (sure enough, this happened when one of his Tomgirl pictures was [[Chris in the media#Failosophy|featured on MTV's ''Failosophy'']], where the ''only'' person who would date him was the [[Homos|gay guy]], provided he wasn't joking).

'''8) Chris is ignorant and averse to change.''' A feature of autism is hostility to and even fear of change, and Chris is no exception. Chris often believes that, above all else, his way is right, and [[Clyde Cash|anybody who tries to tell him otherwise is a dirty troll]], especially if it interferes with his immediate [[China|interests]]. This kind of thinking can severely damage a relationship where a well-meaning girl is trying to steer him in the right direction, as many trolls posing as women have tried to do.

'''9) Chris is an intolerant bigot.''' [[Homos|He still hates gay men]]. He has shown insensitivity (if not outright [[Niggos|enmity]]) towards people of different races. Woe be unto you if [[Noviophobia|you're ''male'']], too. Needless to say, the only women who'd approve of this stance would have to be outright racists who don't have any male friends themselves, and then you'd have to consider the fact that they must also put up with financially supporting a couch potato who plans to let her do everything for him and shits himself, which would put the total of women who'd be interested in Chris to a big, fat '''ZERO'''. For an example of this and how women would not tolerate such an attitude, consider [[March_2013_Facebook_posts#Gay_Marriage|this homophobic post he made]] (and the replies he got as a result) on Facebook (to truly hammer the point home, Kim, a long-time ''friend'' of Chris's, chastised him for his bigotry).

'''10) Chris has problems with authority.''' Despite the cliché that "all girls love [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|bad boys]]", a sensible woman is going to be put off by someone who is in constant trouble with [[Chris and the law|the law]]. Consider that Chris has on [[26 December 2014|two]] separate [[28 October 2011|occasions]] come very close to being sent to jail for several months; this is on top of his other lesser [[List of places that have banned Chris|brushes with authority figures]]. And it's not even as though Chris's attitude stems from him [[Episode 17#Epilogue|fighting for an important cause]] - Chris is willing to risk imprisonment for something as petty as [[Sonic Boom Protests|the color of an animated character's arms]]. Even if Chris does find his elusive sweetheart, few will be able to put up with the constant stream of bans, fines, and jail time brought about by Chris's [[Chris and anger|poor self-control]].

'''11) Chris is incompetent.''' Chris has claimed, numerous times, to be [[Chris and writing|proficient]] [[CADD|in]] [[Chris and art|several]] [[Chris and music|of the arts]], but in reality is incompetent in pretty much every sphere imaginable. He compares [[Father Call|cleaning his house to fighting in a war]], and even then, [[Tour_of_Chris%27s_House|his idea of "cleaning the house" leaves a lot to be desired]]. One could even argue that it's because of this and his lack of common sense that the aforementioned [[14 Branchland Court|house]] eventually [[Destruction Of Chris's House|burned to the ground]], the result of him choosing to brew coffee in his bathroom with an extension cable propped over the door. He has been employed for maybe a few months in his whole life, then was fired, as he proved too [[Chris and his Ego|egotistical and stubborn]] [[Wendy's|to keep even a minimum wage job at a fast food place]], and he simply hasn't bothered since. He is completely inept when it comes to [[Chris and money|managing money]], meaning any relationship with him will be a financial nightmare. He gets himself [[Banned|into]] [[28_October_2011|trouble]] way more times than he should, such as his attempts to return to [[The GAMe PLACe]], where basic common sense should have told him to stay away like he'd been told. So, long story short, ladies, If you were looking for somebody to be the "man of the house", would Chris even remotely fit the bill?

'''12) Chris's past will always return to haunt him.''' Thanks to the combined forces of the Internet, [[weens]], and even Chris ''himself'', there are literally volumes [[Death Threats|of]] [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|unsavory]] [[DIRTY,_CRAPPED_BRIEFS|information]] about Chris out in the open for all to see, almost all of which is documented right here. Chris knows this all too well, which is why he strongly discourages anybody from doing even a simple Google Search about him. This was, in fact, one of the key reasons why he didn't even make it to first base with [[The Wallflower]] - a ween mailed her a link to the [[CWCki]]. But even if we were to put aside anything to do with the internet, there are still many, ''many'' embarrassing and undesirable things about Chris that will, in one way or the other, surface that would damage, if not outright destroy a budding relationship - to which this very list can attest.

'''13) Chris doesn't try.''' Throughout his whole life, Chris has not had even one [[TRUE and HONEST|real]] girlfriend. The reason for this is simple: he won't initiate. Chris is well known to have a fear of talking to women, even [[How to Talk to Girls|resorting to a book to try and get over his anxiety]]. While not as true today, men are supposed to play the role of the "go-getter", and try to woo over "the fair lady". How does the scenario play out in this autistic's mind? Stand around with an [[attraction sign]] with [[Chris and his Ego|ridiculous requirements]]. Back in the day, even if a girl did express interest, Chris would've been too shy to even talk back to her. He's a little more confident today, but it's hardly done wonders for his chances of scoring - instead, he'll turn her off with a cheesy, ham-fisted attempt at a pickup line that just makes him look incredibly creepy and out-of-touch. If there was such a girl who could and would overcome these barriers, the odds that she would meet his standards (just in appearance) are about 1 in 100. And if that ''still'' isn't enough, Chris would never stick to his sweetheart. In his entire life, he has barely had any friends, so what makes anyone in the whole world think he is capable of having a girlfriend? If he is, then his habit of holding back on anything that requires effort and no immediate reward (like moving out, getting a job, maintaining a social life, etc.) will inevitably keep Chris from ever catching that one [[I Got A Fish|fish]] out there.

== Present situation ==

[[File:NaiveChrisHedgehog.gif|thumb|right|300px|This is what Chris's break-ups are like.]]

In July 2015,<ref>[https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sweetheart&diff=188584&oldid=188265 Revision] as of 26 July 2015.</ref> the CWCki originally concluded that no person - male, female or [[Tomgirl Saga|other]] - would likely find him attractive, but there was still a small window of opportunity for Chris to improve his chances of enticing a sweetheart, with a major lifestyle overhaul and some serious self-betterment.

Unfortunately, that window of opportunity has closed: in addition to all the reasons listed above, Chris has given up on reality with the [[Dimensional Merge]]. What little remained of his chances of attracting a sweetheart disappeared in 2018, when Chris ended his [[Love Quest]] by marrying some of his [[Polyamorous marriage|imaginary OCs]], and then [[Love_Quest#Idea Guys influences|declined]] an offer of a date with a female fan cosplaying as him because of his imaginary marriage.

==References==
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==See also==
*[[Boyfriend-free girl]]
*[[Gal pal]]
*[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)]]
*[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor]]
*[[Love Quest]]
*[[Noviophobia]]
*[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]

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Sweetheart

2021-06-20T15:25:45Z

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[[Image:Boyfriend-free girls.jpg|thumb|A flock of potential sweethearts.]]
{{quote|'''[[Kacey]]:''' Chris, how many times have you been in quote-unquote "love"?<br>'''Chris:''' I do not know, I do not- I have not kept count.|from [[Kacey Call 9]]}}

A '''Sweetheart''' (sometimes '''heartsweet''') is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s flavor-of-the-month.

==Definition==
Chris's goal is to build a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]], lose his dreaded [[Virgin with rage|virginity]] [[Mia Hamm|(which he ultimately accomplished without a sweetheart)]], and spawn his God-chosen daughter, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] (named after "[[Honor roll|the illustrious metal]]" and [[Chris and his Ego|a name similar to his own]]). Unfortunately for him, the plan hasn't progressed beyond a handful of troll-engineered dates, and a trip to a hooker (two in fact). Thus the ''sweetheart'' label finds itself frivolously applied, indicating a status that lies somewhere between "e-girlfriend" and "stalking victim." Contrast this with Chris's [[Gal-Pals]]; that is, all of those girls who are still potential sweethearts because they are known to Chris and don't appear to hate him.

Chris's ideal vision for a sweetheart is more or less one that allowed him to continue living as a "self-employed" stay-at-home husband/father/son, since he didn't make a significant effort to support a prospective family at any point during his [[Love Quest]] aside from briefly applying for a minimum-wage job for [[Kacey]]. Based on [[Chris and work|his frustration at the idea of doing any work whatsoever]], it's likely that he wanted someone to effectively mother him rather than an equal partner, who he could also have sex with and impregnate with [[Crystal Weston Chandler|a kid]] [[Reginald Chandler|or two]]. Chris also seemed to be under the impression that they'd live with his parents [[14 Branchland Court|and their hoard]], who he'd presumably leave his sweetheart-to-be to raise his kids with.

==Qualifications==
:''See Also: [[Sonichu's News Dash]] and [[Attraction Sign]]''[[Image:Chris chan is a hoers.jpg|thumb|It's the one on the left.]]

In the early years of his [[Love Quest]], Chris spelled out his qualifications on his Attraction Sign, in a personal ad that ran for several issues in the ''[[News Dash]]'', and on various other items including a cover for his Nintendo DS. Subsequent experiences would show that many of these TRUE and HONEST criteria could be [[Two's company snapshots|bent a little]], as expedient.

*18 - [Chris's age then] Years Old
*Boyfriend-Free
*Blonde or Brunette
*White
*Pretty
*Average or Slender Body Type
*5' or Taller
*No Smoking or Drinking
*Lives in Charlottesville or Ruckersville Area
*Has Own Car
*Average to High Income
*Happy, Positive, Caring

In other exchanges, Chris established a few more rules:

*No Children from Previous Relationships<ref>[[Facebook messages]]</ref>
*No Autism (High-Functioning or Otherwise)<ref>[[Chris chan (CWCipedia)]]</ref>

==Will Chris ever have a Sweetheart?==
[[File:Chris-chan_010714.JPG|thumb|Helloooooo, ladies.]]

Despite an old Trinidadian saying that goes "Every bread has its cheese" ''(meaning that a special someone is waiting for everybody, no matter how badly off they are)'', [[Clyde Cash|many]] [[Matthew Devoria|who]] [[Jackie|have]] [[White knights|dealt]] with Chris would be quick to rebut the idea. (However, an argument could be made that [[Jacob Sockness]] qualifies.)

However, in case anybody reading this article is curious as to why not, there are quite a few reasons:

'''1) Chris refuses to grow up.''' He is a nearly 40 year old man who plays with children's toys and video games all day and still lives with his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]. Adult responsibilities such as gainful employment and living on your own are completely foreign concepts to Chris, and any [[Monthly tugboat|money he does receive]] is promptly [[Chris and money|wasted on stupid shit he doesn't need]]. As of [[2019]], this habit has been coming back to bite him in the ass harder than ever as the [[Financhu Crisis|Chandler finances sink into an all-time low]]. Refusing to take responsibility, he has [[Please, Donate|resorted]] [[Donation Request|to]] [[Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.|e]]-[[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation|begging]] [[Donations_Requested,_Please|a]] [[Donations_Required,_Serious._Please_help|very]] [[Reading_"Unicorns,_Rainbows,_and_a_Bluebird_of_Happiness"_Chapter_1|large]] [[Reading_"Unicorns,_Rainbows,_and_a_Bluebird_of_Happiness"_Chapter_2|number]] [[Announcement_06292016|of]] [[HELP,_PLEASE!!!|times]] like a child to make up for his failure to put the simplest of money aside for [[McDonald's|food]], bills and medicine. On top of that, he has implied that if he does get married, [[PlayingHouse|all he'll do is stay home while his wife goes to work]]. He doesn't even plan on looking after the kids for her; he'd dump this responsibility on his old, ailing mother. This lack of maturity and inability to stand on his own two feet would be an instant turn-off to any woman.

'''2) Chris has issues that would damage a relationship.''' Autistic antics aside, Chris does a lot of things that upset women. For starters, he seems to have no sense of personal space, and [[Megan Schroeder|several]] [[Emily|women]] [[Kacey|have]] [[Catherine|found]] themselves creeped out by his habit of inappropriately touching them. On his date with Catherine, he made a point of bragging about learning from his mistakes with Megan shortly before he ''molested'' Catherine by hugging her and burying his face in her breasts, after specifically being told not to. Needless to say, had this been a real date, Catherine and "cousin Al" would've [[Kick the Autistic|beaten him up]] or [[Michael Snyder|called the]] [[Jerkops|cops]] at this point. He also [[List of Chris's lies|lies a lot]], and when he doesn't lie, he makes poor excuses for his shortcomings, both of which can damage a girl's trust in him. [[Chris and remorse|His lack of genuine sympathy towards people]] has led to a lot of complaints about him apologizing without meaning it. On top of that, he seems to be of the idea that women in a relationship with him [[Women's rights#In real life|will tolerate waiting on him hand and foot while he plays video games all day, and bear his children]], and enable his [[Megan Schroeder|deranged]] [[Michael Snyder|theories]] about conspiracies and trolls.

'''3) Chris is not self-sufficient.''' As mentioned before, Chris doesn't have a job and has no plans to get one, opting instead to live with his mother. His welfare after room and board deductions is barely over the $200 mark, which he wastes on toys and video games instead of saving for something really important. He also has a habit of landing himself into [[debt]] with his purchases, and isn't even aware of [[Mumble 4|all of the necessary bills one needs to pay to keep a house running.]] He has also [[PlayingHouse|indicated]] that if he becomes a family man, he will be leeching off his wife instead of looking for work on his own (of course, there would be no problem with him being a "house husband" if he knew how to maintain a household - [[Tour of Chris's House|which he doesn't]]). It'll become crystal clear to any woman who learns this about Chris that he is definitely not marriage material, as he has at no point in his life been able to support himself, much less a family.

'''4) Chris has issues with [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]].''' Above and beyond Chris's problems with self-sufficiency is the person he is dependent on. Not to put too fine of a point on it, but Barb isn't the easiest of people to live with. Aside from her own [[Barbara Chandler#Mental|personality problems]], she has issues with hoarding, she has many of the same issues with authority figures that Chris does, and shows only slightly more of an ability to manage her money. Many people around Chris's age have difficulty dealing with their parents, but Chris has (aside from his devotion to being a [[tomgirl]]) been shown to be neither willing nor able to stand up to her. As it stands, Barb is another obstacle on his [[Love Quest]] and, if Chris was willing to move out from under her shadow, his chances of landing a sweetheart would substantially improve.

'''5) [[Chris_and_health#Hygiene|Chris's hygiene]].''' Chris does not shower regularly, believing that all you need to be hygienic are a few sprays of [[Axe]]. He also lives in a [[14 Branchland Court|filthy house with garbage everywhere]], and routinely [[DIRTY,_CRAPPED_BRIEFS|shits himself]]. [[Emily|One woman]] has described him as smelling like 'rotten watermelons'.

'''6) Chris is physically unattractive.''' Chris is not inherently ugly, but his lifestyle and fashion choices have rendered his appearance deeply repulsive. Even before he started dressing like a [[Tomgirl]] (already a deterrent in itself for a [[Homos|certain reason]]), Chris always [[Chris and fashion|had very questionable tastes in fashion]], and would often have an unkempt appearance, as shown in the picture above. When first spotted from a distance by Catherine, she believed she was looking at an ugly old woman. The fact that he [[Chris and health|doesn't take good care of himself]] also hurts his chances of attracting the opposite sex, and has resulted in him becoming [[Obesity|clinically obese]] and [[Hair|nearly bald]]. If Chris dressed somewhat fashionably, bothered grooming himself properly and worked out, his chances with the ladies would improve a bit. In fact, during Chris's stint as a [[Carlos Chantor|male escort]], his appearance was comparatively rather presentable and he appeared well-groomed.

'''7) Chris has no idea how to behave around women.''' Chris has many childish mannerisms and social hindrances that are repellent to women (and men alike). In the infamous [[For My Sweetest Ivy|video for Ivy]], these things are in abundance. Chris thinks that when you talk to a woman you like, you babble and coo like you're addressing a toddler. Also, he thinks that women in this day and age would like watching ''[[Gilligan's Island]]'', an ancient show from his elderly parents' days. One of the first things new people also notice about Chris' room is that he's surrounded by toys and video games, which pretty much scream "manchild", and Chris has been known to post pictures and videos addressed to potential dates in this room.<ref>[[:File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG]]</ref> His [[transgender]] identity haven't helped either - he's now a manchild that dresses like a woman, which doesn't even make him seem heterosexual anymore (sure enough, this happened when one of his Tomgirl pictures was [[Chris in the media#Failosophy|featured on MTV's ''Failosophy'']], where the ''only'' person who would date him was the [[Homos|gay guy]], provided he wasn't joking).

'''8) Chris is ignorant and averse to change.''' A feature of autism is hostility to and even fear of change, and Chris is no exception. Chris often believes that, above all else, his way is right, and [[Clyde Cash|anybody who tries to tell him otherwise is a dirty troll]], especially if it interferes with his immediate [[China|interests]]. This kind of thinking can severely damage a relationship where a well-meaning girl is trying to steer him in the right direction, as many trolls posing as women have tried to do.

'''9) Chris is an intolerant bigot.''' [[Homos|He still hates gay men]]. He has shown insensitivity (if not outright [[Niggos|enmity]]) towards people of different races. Woe be unto you if [[Noviophobia|you're ''male'']], too. Needless to say, the only women who'd approve of this stance would have to be outright racists who don't have any male friends themselves, and then you'd have to consider the fact that they must also put up with financially supporting a couch potato who plans to let her do everything for him and shits himself, which would put the total of women who'd be interested in Chris to a big, fat '''ZERO'''. For an example of this and how women would not tolerate such an attitude, consider [[March_2013_Facebook_posts#Gay_Marriage|this homophobic post he made]] (and the replies he got as a result) on Facebook (to truly hammer the point home, Kim, a long-time ''friend'' of Chris's, chastised him for his bigotry).

'''10) Chris has problems with authority.''' Despite the cliché that "all girls love [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|bad boys]]", a sensible woman is going to be put off by someone who is in constant trouble with [[Chris and the law|the law]]. Consider that Chris has on [[26 December 2014|two]] separate [[28 October 2011|occasions]] come very close to being sent to jail for several months; this is on top of his other lesser [[List of places that have banned Chris|brushes with authority figures]]. And it's not even as though Chris's attitude stems from him [[Episode 17#Epilogue|fighting for an important cause]] - Chris is willing to risk imprisonment for something as petty as [[Sonic Boom Protests|the color of an animated character's arms]]. Even if Chris does find his elusive sweetheart, few will be able to put up with the constant stream of bans, fines, and jail time brought about by Chris's [[Chris and anger|poor self-control]].

'''11) Chris is incompetent.''' Chris has claimed, numerous times, to be [[Chris and writing|proficient]] [[CADD|in]] [[Chris and art|several]] [[Chris and music|of the arts]], but in reality is incompetent in pretty much every sphere imaginable. He compares [[Father Call|cleaning his house to fighting in a war]], and even then, [[Tour_of_Chris%27s_House|his idea of "cleaning the house" leaves a lot to be desired]]. One could even argue that it's because of this and his lack of common sense that the aforementioned [[14 Branchland Court|house]] eventually [[Destruction Of Chris's House|burned to the ground]], the result of him choosing to brew coffee in his bathroom with an extension cable propped over the door. He has been employed for maybe a few months in his whole life, then was fired, as he proved too [[Chris and his Ego|egotistical and stubborn]] [[Wendy's|to keep even a minimum wage job at a fast food place]], and he simply hasn't bothered since. He is completely inept when it comes to [[Chris and money|managing money]], meaning any relationship with him will be a financial nightmare. He gets himself [[Banned|into]] [[28_October_2011|trouble]] way more times than he should, such as his attempts to return to [[The GAMe PLACe]], where basic common sense should have told him to stay away like he'd been told. So, long story short, ladies, If you were looking for somebody to be the "man of the house", would Chris even remotely fit the bill?

'''12) Chris's past will always return to haunt him.''' Thanks to the combined forces of the Internet, [[weens]], and even Chris ''himself'', there are literally volumes [[Death Threats|of]] [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|unsavory]] [[DIRTY,_CRAPPED_BRIEFS|information]] about Chris out in the open for all to see, almost all of which is documented right here. Chris knows this all too well, which is why he strongly discourages anybody from doing even a simple Google Search about him. This was, in fact, one of the key reasons why he didn't even make it to first base with [[The Wallflower]] - a ween mailed her a link to the [[CWCki]]. But even if we were to put aside anything to do with the internet, there are still many, ''many'' embarrassing and undesirable things about Chris that will, in one way or the other, surface that would damage, if not outright destroy a budding relationship - to which this very list can attest.

'''13) Chris doesn't try.''' Throughout his whole life, Chris has not had even one [[TRUE and HONEST|real]] girlfriend. The reason for this is simple: he won't initiate. Chris is well known to have a fear of talking to women, even [[How to Talk to Girls|resorting to a book to try and get over his anxiety]]. While not as true today, men are supposed to play the role of the "go-getter", and try to woo over "the fair lady". How does the scenario play out in this autistic's mind? Stand around with an [[attraction sign]] with [[Chris and his Ego|ridiculous requirements]]. Back in the day, even if a girl did express interest, Chris would've been too shy to even talk back to her. He's a little more confident today, but it's hardly done wonders for his chances of scoring - instead, he'll turn her off with a cheesy, ham-fisted attempt at a pickup line that just makes him look incredibly creepy and out-of-touch. If there was such a girl who could and would overcome these barriers, the odds that she would meet his standards (just in appearance) are about 1 in 100. And if that ''still'' isn't enough, Chris would never stick to his sweetheart. In his entire life, he has barely had any friends, so what makes anyone in the whole world think he is capable of having a girlfriend? If he is, then his habit of holding back on anything that requires effort and no immediate reward (like moving out, getting a job, maintaining a social life, etc.) will inevitably keep Chris from ever catching that one [[I Got A Fish|fish]] out there.

== Present situation ==

[[File:NaiveChrisHedgehog.gif|thumb|right|300px|This is what Chris's break-ups are like.]]

In July 2015,<ref>[https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sweetheart&diff=188584&oldid=188265 Revision] as of 26 July 2015.</ref> the CWCki originally concluded that no person - male, female or [[Tomgirl Saga|other]] - would likely find him attractive, but there was still a small window of opportunity for Chris to improve his chances of enticing a sweetheart, with a major lifestyle overhaul and some serious self-betterment.

Unfortunately, that window of opportunity has closed: in addition to almost never being employed and all that, Chris has given up on reality with the [[Dimensional Merge]]. What little remained of his chances of attracting a sweetheart disappeared in 2018, when Chris ended his [[Love Quest]] by marrying some of his [[Polyamorous marriage|imaginary OCs]], and then [[Love_Quest#Idea Guys influences|declined]] an offer of a date with a female fan cosplaying as him because of his imaginary marriage.

==References==
<references />

==See also==
*[[Boyfriend-free girl]]
*[[Gal pal]]
*[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)]]
*[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor]]
*[[Love Quest]]
*[[Noviophobia]]
*[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]

{{Love quest}}
{{CWC-isms}}

Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History

2021-06-19T23:07:36Z

Piratecodet: Updated series length

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{quote|Chris-Chan. Arguably the most documented person in history.

His antics have been witnessed by millions, with many always keeping a close eye on him, waiting to see what he does next.

What made him this way? What is the attraction? What keeps us fascinated?

This is the story of Chris-Chan.|Geno Samuel's opening narration for the series, usually condensed to the last two lines after the premiere; starting in Part XLIV, feminine pronouns are used instead.}}
[[File:Gs.png|thumb|Geno Samuel, our stoic narrator in the flesh.]]

'''''Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History''''' is a [[Internet|webseries]] created by Lithuanian-born, Japan-based producer and musician Geno Samuel, which began in [[February 2018]]. It is, as the name suggests, an extensive, in-depth documentary about [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s life, similar to [[Chris Chan Documentary (Sachumo)|Sachumo]]'s. However, while Sachumo's film is an abridged summary of Chris's life for newcomers, Geno's videos go into greater detail, with each video being around 30 to 40 minutes in length. The series currently covers 35 out of 39 years of Chris's life, currently covering just about everything of note from Chris's birth to mid-2017. As of Part LVII, the documentary series is 1 day, 15 hours, 7 minutes, and 37 seconds long.

The series is in chronological order, taking several videos just to cover Chris's life before his internet fame, with a significant portion of the series (28 episodes) dedicated to [[Saga|the densely packed events of 2009 and 2010]]. It presents the events of Chris's life in a mostly objective light, allowing watchers to pass their own judgment on Chris and the people around him. Nonetheless, Geno occasionally slips in a dry jab or two in the form of blunt observations over [[Chris and hypocrisy|Chris's shortcomings]], along with summaries of how Chris's problems manifest themselves and worsen over time. Furthermore, he also manages to maintain a completely neutral, deadpan tone of voice when discussing the absolute absurdities present in Chris's life, and he reads spelling errors precisely as they are written, which leads to some of the documentary's funniest lines.

Geno's narration also reflects Chris's changes in identity throughout the series, [[Christopher's name change|initially referring to him as "Christopher" before changing it to "Christian" in the first episode]] and using masculine pronouns for the bulk of the show's run, eventually shifting over to [[Transgender|calling Chris "Christine" and using feminine pronouns]] by the time that the series reaches the events of late [[2014]], when Chris began to transition. It remains to be seen if he will eventually revert to using masculine pronouns during Chris's extended period of being "[[Spirit possession|possessed]]" by [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] through most of [[2020]] and part of [[2021]].

The series is still ongoing, and though Geno initially predicted that it would be around 50 episodes long by the time he reached the present day, Episode 50 ended up covering the events of mid-[[2016]], and it now seems much more likely Geno will have over 70 episodes finished and released by the time he's reached modern Christory. However, this is presuming that he keeps a consistent pace, which may become difficult due to how much occurred during the period when the [[Idea Guys]] had influence over Chris, compared to the relative quiet in the first few years after the [[26 December 2014|pepper spray incident]]. Once he's "caught up" with [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]], Geno plans to continue the series incrementally until it ultimately reaches [[Chris_and_death#Chris himself (1982–)|its logical conclusion]]. [[Christorical eras|It will take a while to get to the present, in any case.]]

The documentary series has inspired a considerable amount of new discussion related to Chris, which has predictably produced more [[Weening|weens]] who mistakenly think that "modern" Chris acts like he once did during the so-called "Classic Era". The documentary itself ended up being a part of Christory in a more direct fashion, as at least one [[Enablers|enabler]] interested in Chris's story [[KwaiiSandbag calls|reached out to him]] and successfully encouraged him to stop role-playing as Sonichu by pretending to have [[Magical thinking|psychic powers]]. Furthermore, Chris is aware of the series, and has commented on it several times over [[Twitter]] and [[YouTube]], usually expressing approval of Geno's attention to detail.

==YouTube account==
Geno attempted to monetize his GenoSamuel2 channel. On 13 [[June 2018|June of that year]], when it was his turn to be reviewed by YouTube staff for the monetization program, they instead issued community guideline strikes due to the clips of bullying featured in the videos, and as a result his channel was terminated.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/bpe1lz/its_coming_cant_wait_for_the_new_material/enu9fug/</ref> Geno confirmed that he did send an appeal form, but YouTube never gave him his channel back. Fans reuploaded all of the episodes made prior to the strike and Geno created a new backup channel on YouTube where the series would be uploaded from then on.

A week later, Geno revealed on the backup channel he would be taking a long break from the videos, stating that he was getting tired of always having to have Chris in his mind when making the documentary. He said that he will continue working on them sometime near the end of the year.

On 3 [[January 2019]], he announced on his [[Twitter]] in the form of a teaser poster that the series would be coming back on 24 [[February 2019]], which also happens to be [[Birthday|Chris's birthday]]. The new series contains updated audio, additional and corrected information and some modifications to prevent another takedown. He also mentioned that he would not be monetizing the videos out of respect.

Geno said that Chris knew of the original run of the series and approved of it.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyrkBzO-WY8&t</ref>

In [[July 2020]], Geno announced the series would go on hiatus again until [[August 2020|August]]; however, the series resumed slightly earlier than expected, as Part 41 premiered on 31 July.

On 14 September, Geno posted a message explaining why he decided to use feminine pronouns to refer to Chris beginning from Part 43:<ref>https://www.youtube.com/post/UgyQY_S-ex_qB7nUns94AaABCQ</ref>

{{quotebox|[[Sonic Boom Protests|CHRIS CHAN’S PRONOUNS ARE NOT SHE/HER, AND THEY SERIOUSLY CAUSE SENSORY OVERLOADS IN ME!!! GENO NEEDS TO RECALL EVERYTHING REFERRING TO HIM AS A WOMAN AND CHANGE CHRIS’ GENDER BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!]]<br>
[[My Little Pony Protests|FOLLOW ME IN BOYCOTTING ''CHRIS CHAN: A COMPREHENSIVE HISTORY'', UNTIL GENO WISES UP, RECALLS EVERYTHING AND CHANGES HIS PRONOUNS BACK, NOW!!!]]<br>
[[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|Join My Group, FIX CHRIS CHAN’S PRONOUNS IMMEDIATELY, GENO!!!, and Sign Our Petition NOW!!!]]<br>
https://www.facebook.com/groups/fixCHRISCHANSpronounsImmediatelyGENO<br>
[[Christian Weston Chandler|This is what you sound like.]]

But seriously, yes, the transition happened, and has already caused an uproar which I doubt will subside. This would have happened anyway if I didn’t change it; I would have a different vocal minority yelling about it.
The change does not reflect my personal opinions, and even if they did, the star of the series’ name now would still be “Christine.” I must deal with the reality at hand. I started calling Christopher “Christian” [[Christopher's name change|when he wanted to be called that]], and now I just started referring to her as a woman with the name of “Christine.” The video series should not be seen as a voice of reason, or as a preacher with a message. It is an opportunity to give Chris a voice, and to offer a better understanding of her thoughts through the very many experiences meticulously documented in her life. It is up to you to make whatever you want with the information given. As the [[Anchuent Prophecy|ancient]] [[Cherokian Clan|Indian]] proverb goes, “[[Pmurt|It is what it is.]]”}}

[[File:Donald Trump - A Comprehensive History.PNG|thumb|200px|Some of the altered episode names and thumbnails]]
[[File:ChrisGenoAprilFoolsReaction.jpeg|thumb|200px|Chris's complaint to Geno about the April Fool's joke.]]

On 1 [[April 2021]], Geno commemorated April Fool's Day by changing the title of the series to ''[[Pmurt|Donald Trump: A Comprehensive History]]'', and altered the thumbnails of every video in the series to include images of him. The content of the videos themselves, however, remained unchanged. Chris did not take kindly to this, privately messaging Geno over Twitter to complain about the alteration.

==Mentions by Chris==
In [[August 2019]], Chris, while in his phase of role-playing as [[Magi-Chan]], began "binge-listening" to the series<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165401077619073024</ref> (suggesting that, like with the [[Sachumo]] documentary, Chris couldn't bear to actually watch the videos). Chris would make comments on the videos as Magi-Chan via Twitter, and as himself in YouTube's comment section.

Chris's interest in the series continued after his phrase of role-playing as Magi-Chan ended, eventually watching the series as opposed to just listening.

*"quite curious, when you think about it, from the ''Animal Crossing'' Video, Christine calls for ''Sonic Heroes'' being GameCube exclusive; she gave premonition to the Nintendo-Exclusive ''Sonic'' titles."<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165329837071962117</ref>

*He noted exactly which cartoons and games [[Megan Schroeder]] had introduced him to over a decade prior "just for the record and Megan's reference", those being ''[[Soul Calibur]]'' and ''Tekken'' OC Yoshimitsu, also saying he'd been a fan of ''[[My Little Pony]]'' and ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' before meeting Megan.<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165401077619073024</ref>

*"You made me laugh when you stiltedly read, 'You don't have to tell me twice. But back in the Stone Age...' Just simply how you said it cracked me up.<br>Reminder, the end of that joke is,<br>'...you Really needed to tell them twice'; you couldn't get it through their heads at all."<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165401077619073024</ref>

*Chris viewed his past homophobia with regret.<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1166479203585466368</ref>

*Chris commented on Part 24 in YouTube's comment section, claiming that he had known [[Alec Benson Leary]] was a troll, among other dubious remarks:

{{quotebox|I remember those times, and it was cringing to hear myself drone ON and ON just in thinking he was going to clear those ads from my old website. [[Lie|Subconsciously, I had always Known he and his crew were Trolling me the whole time]], and it showed in how I reacted later on. And, yet, while partly oblivious, I Was Trolling Alec At the time. And I take no shame in it, because he was Trolling Me. I saw through his charade and showed it in how he treated everyone in my few pages, as he had already done, and worse, in his pages. It only added fuel to the nobility of pulling the plug on the [[Cwcipedia]] to save myself, my arts, and my peoples and family, he from the shit I was having to deal with from those bastards. [[PsychicPowers|Psychic Powers]] were strong within me in the later part of this video. And they have only gotten stronger over the years into now, despite my having the many more trials to endure and learn from.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ffLGSfQf8o&lc=UgxvWUOajowz_kPacNd4AaABAg Link to video], and [https://web.archive.org/web/20191023182218/http://web.archive.org/screenshot/https://youtu.be/1ffLGSfQf8o archive.org's screenshot of the comments section.]</ref>}}

*Chris tweeted on Part 31, about the [[100 2270]] video he filmed on 7 October 2010:<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1236699315302797312</ref>

{{quotebox|[[File:Chris watches CCCS Part 31.jpg|thumb|200px]]

This Part, starting from 16:30, I forgot I made this video. It was soo Stupid, it is genuinely hilarious.

Rolling on the floor laughing

I guess it was in the high-energetic, loud voice I used that day to imitate Liquid Chris. ALOL!

“yamosexual”? Get ready for a meme of that word.}}

In summer 2020, during Chris's phase of [[Spirit possession|role-playing]] as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], Chris continued commenting on the series.

*About Part 38, Chris laughed about the goofy facial expressions he had made in [[Message for John Kyle]].<ref>[[May 2020 social media posts#Chris talks about Genosamuel's Documentary]]</ref>

*About Part 39, an angry Chris complained about Geno reading an e-mail from the [[Gal Pal E-mails 4]] collection in which Chris had privately talked about [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|shoving his own penis into his buttcrack]]. He also whined about Geno's coverage of the [[Destruction of Chris's house|house fire]].

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey! Firstly, that door to the bathroom downstairs was unable to close at all back in 2013 and early ‘14. Second, Why the Hell would you read that personal shit about [[Mama]] with [[Gal Pal E-mails 4#Chris fucks himself|the penis thing]]? [[God complex|Oh, My Chris Chan]]! Why did [[Kim Wilson|Kim]] have to be such a literal [[Troll]] to totally expose these things when they were shared with her in strictest confidence? “Kim Wilson”, if that is even your real name at this point, Mama may forgive you to an extent, but I, Sonichu, am truly insulted by this shit stunt you’ve pulled with her trust in betrayal over the years.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zSpn0ZNwqQ&lc=UgzdoujDjuYP-1upCml4AaABAg</ref>}}

*About part 42, Chris commented on the [[Brushfire Video]]:

{{quoteboxyellow|For the record, when Mama recorded that putting out the fire video, she and Barb were literally still recovering from the house fire earlier that year. Sight of fire gave Mama a whole bunch of PTSD for the number of years.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=karTjT_4Gbc&lc=UgwK8W6anDfgeWo3YGR4AaABAg</ref>}}

*About part 44, Chris thanked Geno for referring to him with his preferred pronouns, as the series had entered the point of Chris's [[transgender]]ism.

{{quoteboxyellow| Finally, you got the pronoun right with Mama Chris Chan; thanks, Geno. Better late than never. 😊⚡️<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5MdSQG0B_c&lc=Ugzapm793HOq50Jjq7p4AaABAg</ref>}}

After the Sonichu spirit possession ended, Chris still commented on videos- albeit as Chris himself, once more.

*About Part 52, Chris commented on his distaste of [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]] and the predictions he made.

{{quotebox|I predicted how horribly Trump was going to do. Who was right all along? Me. ⚡️💙⚡️
Trump was a Mean King, and he did not get our votes then or again.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os51Bmrr0Kw&lc=UgwYOZd_fR_CdoQ_K-l4AaABAg&ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1</ref>}}

*About Part 54, Chris made a [[Random-access humor|joke]] regarding the episode's Roman numbering (LIV).
{{quotebox|Part LIVe! On the Internet!<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUHnLlqY6SI&lc=UgzA39cP4b-MEVr78AN4AaABAg&ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1</ref>}}

*About Part 56, Chris promoted the as-of-yet unreleased next episode of the series, claiming it would cover the events of the [[Idea Guys]] saga.
{{quotebox|Tune in next video for Idea Guy, Johnson Wiles, and Stephen Boyd, or that, among which, is chronicled in “Awakening of a CPU”.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hydR9nksHSg&lc=Ugx3w3o9-QZT0EL3Tb54AaABAg&ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1</ref>}}
Geno Samuel himself has made no indication as to whether or not the next episode would indeed cover these events, and if so, to what extent.

==What is the attraction?==

In his 100k subscriber Q&A special uploaded in December of 2020, Geno answered a question Chris had posted from the CwcvilleGuardian account. Roleplaying as Sonichu, Chris asked what Geno believed to be the draw of himself and life story.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcGzQrkKHo0</ref>

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, Geno. I, Sonichu, offer a sentiment of support and kind thoughts in response to this. Congratulations, Dude. But I do have a question, as well (feel free to get really Metaphysical about it; break your own fourth walls). Given every single possibility between this and all other dimensions in this Omega timeline set we live in, including that Mama Chris Chan, herself, being the OC of OCs, could also have been [[Messiah complex|a creator of all Original Creators, including yourself]], if not that one major influential aspect, What do you feel is the most significant factor that attracts everyone's attention, including yourself, to her?

In short, What do You feel and think is the attraction; what makes you fascinated about Chris Chan?}}

Geno answered Chris's inquiry at 1:10:28 as the final question of the video, stating that he found it fascinating due to how it cannot be replicated today and how Chris and various trolls created an entire fantasy world which Chris lived – and continues to live – in:

{{quotebox|The attraction is that the story of Chris-Chan came about during a very interesting time on the internet: of course, because this could not technically really happen in real life as much as it did here. It was a difficult time on the internet where it was kinda like a Wild West situation, where there was a lot more focused on trolling and bullying and saying whatever the hell you want without any consequences. And people were getting in touch with the internet and posting videos and showing themselves off online a lot, without maybe understanding the consequences of what bad things might happen to them. You know, all the bullying that Chris took from the trolls, it's like a wonderful mix of belief in self mixed in with trolls' ambitions to work against or for that belief – to create this sort of fictional universe for Chris. Which [[Idea Guys|Chris ended up believing wholeheartedly]], recently. It's a product of its time, really. You can't really replicate it these days – because I think the internet has now a lot more safeguards against this sort of carry-on. And Chris is a very unique individual. I think you might know that very well. He's very unique, a product of his own upbringing and of his own [[autism]]. And that's what keeps me fascinated. It's almost like a fictional universe created artificially in a real life universe, you might say. Um, and I can understand how this can get really metaphysical because I kinda feel like the trolls and Chris kinda helped each other to create this fictional universe for each other. Though some people believed in it a lot more than others. And that's – I think – a big reason why Sonichu/Christine might think the same way about being the, uh, "creator" of real creations, because they are alive in a sense. If you believe in it, they are alive – the characters. You might treat them as alive to an extent. I think it's a bit too much to say that they do exist in an alternate dimension – I don't believe in that at all – but they do exist as much as you want them to exist. It's all up to you. It's all up to the human mind – each individual brain – what you think. It's all up to you – whether you want to improve yourself, or whether you want to go down this path or that path, whether you want to listen to your [[Mary Lee Walsh|superiors]] or not. It really is all up to you – and your world is whatever you want to make of it. Be it intentionally want to make of it or unintentionally want to make of it, consciously or subconsciously. And that's the story of why I find it fascinating.}}

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==Episodes (both original and revived series)==
*Part 1 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBvJa1xyE-4 original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgxj_0xPleg current]): Addresses the events from his [[1980s#1982|birth]] to his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]].
*Part 2 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPdcWbBbUtY original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3QMqssyBwQ current]): Addresses the events from his enrolling in [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] to the [[autism papers]].
*Part 3 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt-vXrZvQ20 original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxWLdbRv7Uo current]): Addresses the events from [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|C-Mas 2004]] to Chris's graduation from PVCC.
*Part 4 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GiiN4XYfJQ original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XNxhKpigzY current]): Addresses the events from the release of [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] to [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|Chris's message]] to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].
*Part 5 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA9Z_tXdRKI original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxW4-_mCo-I current]): Addresses the events from Chris finally caving into [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|editing his ED page]] to the [[Sonichu Game Talk]] video.
*Part 6 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA9Z_tXdRKI original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NncBco0Hck4 current]): Addresses the events from Chris [[Blanca Emails, August 2008|emailing]] [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] about porn to the desecration of his [[Medallions#Mark 1 (and decoy)|medallion]].
*Part 7 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylhPXIXBTIE original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOnVFhqvUNM current]): Addresses the events from Chris [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]] to [[Clyde Cash]] revealing himself.
*Part 8 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWSWmgqz8ok original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co6saw-Ik0o current]): Addresses the events from [[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san]] to the Australian brushfires of [[2009]].
*Part 9 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pgO5MwN0pM original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WisyzQW9BYU current]): Addresses the events from [[CWC Update 8 February 2009]] to Chris preparing for [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral.
*Part 10 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrODxoJKRz0 original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTjCsNGBKUo current]): Addresses the events from Aunt Corrina's funeral to [[Robert Simmons V]]'s [[Church audio|church visit]].
*Part 11 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3YzUZN2Hog original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2tUU9ytpY8 current]): Addresses the events from [[Apology to Emily]] to [[YouTube Finale]].
*Part 12 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je0IuVlvdug original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP_4JCZkiQ4 current]): Addresses the events from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica#1 April 2009|ED's 2009 April Fools' Day prank]] to the hacking of [[CWC's Sonichu Site!#cwcville.com (April 2009 – May 2009)|cwcville.com]].
*Part 13 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8mpA_fSzcc original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDffEuoQDtM current]): Addresses the events from [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters]] to [[Do Not Dis C Ville]].
*Part 14 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3-bD2Wyaec current]): Addresses the events from [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris humping his PS3]] to [[Liquid Chris]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 3#CChanSonichuCWC's Bonus Video|revealing]] Chris's [[Ian Brandon Anderson|"real" name]].
*Part 15 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EdNmDVOQow current]): Addresses the events from [[C.W.C. - Thank You :)]] to [[LOOK at the truth!]].
*Part 16 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6A7czciKFA current]): Addresses the events from Chris's ''circa'' August 2009 meeting with [[Kim Wilson]] and [[Kacey]] at Applebee's to [[Kacey Call 4]].
*Part 17 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBkuKp6OjUo current]): Addresses the events from Chris's [[September 2009]] [[Death threats#Vivian Gee|death threat]] to [[Vivian Gee]] to [[Kacey Call 21]].
*Part 18 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzlFJxKLBO0 current]): Addresses the events from the [[Chris-chan Discusses...#Chris-chan Discusses... Transformers|final installment]] of [[Chris-chan Discusses...|Chris's interview with Larry Bundy Jr.]] to [[To Clyde Gregg#Another One for Clyde Gregg|Another One for Clyde Gregg]].
*Part 19 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1qDg0Vmp2g current]): Addresses the events from Chris opening his "[[YouTube#ClydeGreggCashMays (October 2009 – November 2009)|ClydeGreggCashMays]]" account on YouTube to the [[Father Call]].
*Part 20 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r2MM9Aetv0 current]): Addresses the events from [[11042009 51 50|Chris's 51 bicep curl video]] to the [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]].
*Part 21 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXE7QZntZtU current]): Addresses the events from the [[Prank calls#Failed Prank Call|Failed Prank Call]] to Chris answering [[Mailbag 13]].
*Part 22 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V38EZ7I8c-A current]): Addresses the events from [[Fanmail Reading|12102009 - Fanmail Reading.MP4]] to [[14 January 2010|01142010.MOV]].
*Part 23 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2FB0hHfrk0 current]): Addresses the events from [[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N]] to [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]].
*Part 24 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ffLGSfQf8o current]): Addresses the events from [[Apologies to Alec and Evan]] to Chris answering [[Mailbag 52]].
*Part 25 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5GgVLk2Tio current]): Addresses the events from [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]] to the release of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]].
*Part 26 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX_fOd7pFc4 current]): Addresses the events from [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9]] to [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV]].
*Part 27 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxYfdJxqY_M current]): Addresses the events from [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant]] to [[Greene County Conspiracy]].
*Part 28 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62Cthb7G-pU current]): Addresses the events from the [[05142010|Yeardley Love video]] to [[JenkinsJinkies]]' [[User talk:JenkinsJinkies|conversation with Clyde]].
*Part 29 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9tkCwNaX-A current]): Addresses the events from Chris's [[McIntire Park#Independence Day Sighting|4 July 2010 visit]] to [[McIntire Park]] to [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]].
*Part 30 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjr6JgWWkV0 current]): Addresses the events from [[Stardate, August 27, 2010]] to [[Jackie E-mails 16]].
*Part 31 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdA9A8h_oYQ current]): Addresses the events from [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]] to [[A Public Announcement for Congress]].
*Part 32 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQwREsoM3oc current]): Addresses the events from [[Pregnant Act]] to [[ToJackie]].
*Part 33 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE4ETdYm6tg current]): Addresses the events from [[Jackie E-mails 20]] to [[100 2357.MOV]].
*Part 34 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKXtK2SqanQ current]): Addresses the events from [[Jackie E-mails 23]] to [[Gal Pal E-mails 3]].
*Part 35 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJzngZrtp04 current]): Addresses the events from the creation of the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum to [[The Red-Maned Deer]].
*Part 36 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOqLWF_iWns current]): Addresses the events from [[Kaka Makeup Basics]] to the [[Rocky Shoemaker call]].
*Part 37 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx2CgXqdxMw current]): Addresses the events from Chris's [[January 2012 Facebook Posts|January 2012]] [[Facebook]] posts to the [[28 October 2011|July 2012 settlement]] of the Michael Snyder case.
*Part 38 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBOyq64x8yk current]): Addresses the events from ''[[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]]'' to Chris's [[September 2013 Facebook Posts|September 2013 Facebook posts]] about Lego minifigs.
*Part 39 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zSpn0ZNwqQ current]): Addresses the events from the [[October 2013 Facebook Posts|October 2013 Facebook posts]] to [[Gal Pal E-mails 4]].
*Part 40 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95_A-_W37qk current]): Addresses the events from the [[May 2014 Facebook Posts|May 2014 Facebook posts]] to him finishing his first leg of his date with [[Catherine]].
*Part 41 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55EsycjHeJs current]): Addresses the events from the second leg of his date with [[Catherine]] to Chris addressing his reasoning for the [[Medallions#The Mr. Smith Situation|Mr. Smith situation]].
*Part 42 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=karTjT_4Gbc current]): Addresses the events from the start of the [[Sonic Boom Protests]] to the end of the [[Keep Sonic Original]] page.
*Part 43 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyNfJQbg9o8 current]): Addresses the events from [[Sonic Boom Protests#Pickle Joke|a possible reference to Chris's distaste for]] [[pickle]]s in an episode of ''Sonic Boom'' to [[March 2015 Facebook posts#Redundancy|a comment made by him on the official ''My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic'' Facebook page]] in March 2015. This is the first episode to use feminine pronouns to describe Chris.
*Part 44 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5MdSQG0B_c current]): Addresses the events from [[26 December 2014#2 April Hearing|Chris's second hearing]] for the Boxing Day macing to his [[July 2015 Facebook Posts#Endless Horror|"Pink Fresh Lemonade" drawing]]. Debuts a new version of the intro, using feminine pronouns.
*Part 45 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-v3Iefr58U current]): Addresses the events from Chris's temporary ban from Facebook to [[Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!]]
*Part 46 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtELwaQYTK0 current]): Addresses the events from [[Donation Options Reviewed.]] to [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers]].
*Part 47 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07p94FYn1zM current]): Addresses the events from Chris' 30 November 2015 Facebook post about his bed to [[Update, 1/22/2016, and new items for Cwcville Shopping.]]
*Part 48 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INP-_0MDS9U current]): Addresses the events from [[CatKnight Interview]] to [[Jeff is Beyond Denounced.]]
*Part 49 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8h-ja6dftY current]): Addresses the events from [[Happy Pokémon Day.]] to [[Please, Donate]].
*Part 50 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPDwMta3fRs current]): Addresses the events from [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] to [[Donations Requested, Please]].
*Part 51 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qc3QE-E9Yw current]): Addresses the events from [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 1]] to Chris's Facebook [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|post]] regarding [[incest]].
*Part 52 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os51Bmrr0Kw current]): Addresses the events from Chris's [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Get off your ass, Cole!|Facebook announcement]] to [[Cole Smithey]] to [[Feelings of the election results]].
*Part 53 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXsr45VigJs current]): Addresses the events from [[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously]] to Chris's first interactions with [[DoopieDoOver]].
*Part 54 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUHnLlqY6SI current]): Addresses the events from [[2017 tweets#Don't be blinded impulsively|Chris offering words of wisdom]] to [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 05052017]].
*Part 55 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZgaHw3y66w current]): Addresses the events from [[Live Drawing Streams#05082017|Chris's first ''Sonichu'' Issue #11 livestream]] to [[July 2017 tweets#Doopie knows about Chris|Doopie confirming that she knew about Chris's old antics]].
*Part 56 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hydR9nksHSg current]): Addresses the events from [[July 2017 tweets#Chris downplays the macing incident while simping for the Planet Dolan crew|Chris interacting with the Planet Dolan crew]] to [[Night Star#Chris spills the beans|Chris revealing that he was behind the NightStar2891 account]].

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/video
|name= Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Without Context
| stardate = 10 [[February 2021]]
|video= {{#ev:youtube|dEbBW3SsP88}}
}}

==References==
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==External links==
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHwMkmOmNeJr-M8SR6lzuwIgfFZHnTau1 Playlist of old version]
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABqEYq6H3vpCmsmyUnHnfMOeAnjBdSNm Playlist of current version]
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-1XyJSh9umIGMBHqFIOq-MJxVPOLfG50 Playlist of a mixture of old and current]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_3pplzbKMZsP5zBH_6SVJQ/featured?disable_polymer=1 Geno's backup channel]
*[https://www.youtube.com/user/GenoSamuel1994Part2 Geno's main channel]

[[Category:Pages with fan videos]]
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Early Facebook Posts

2021-06-16T14:49:57Z

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The following are series of [[Facebook]] posts Chris posted from 20 [[January 2008]] (his first Facebook post and probably the month he created his account, having been one of the last to abandon [[MySpace]] as a social site) to 6 [[September 2011]], before Chris started posting often on Facebook about [[January 2012 Facebook Posts|four months later]].

==Summary==
* 20 [[January 2008]] - Chris posted his first Facebook post, complaining about the [[trolls|cyber bullies]]. On the same day, Chris complains about the common question "Do I know you?".
* 24 January 2008 - Chris complains about how shy he is.
* 6 [[September 2011]] - Chris posts about the qualities Chris looks for in a [[sweetheart|woman]].

==Posts by Chris==
===I am a good man===
Chris posts his first Facebook post, complaining about the [[trolls|cyber bullies]] and wants people to help him.
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Sunday, 20 January 2008 at 5:57pm

There are some [[trolls|cyber bullies]] who have taken my words and feelings out of context, and twisted them into meaningless mockery.

Please do not believe those terrible rumors; [[Twin Falling Towers|I am a good man]] who needs a female [[sweetheart]] to soothe my pains from loneliness, [[stress]] of social influences, and heart-aches.

Please help me, so I can help you one day.
}}

===The Common Question, "Do I know you?"===
Chris posts another post, complaining about the common question "Do I know you?".
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Sunday, 20 January 2008 at 9:49pm

When a person asks you, "Do I know you?", it brings up a greater answer. "I'm not a mind-reader, so I can't tell you how well you know me."
The question is dumb in itself; no one is able to answer it. Because no one can read their mind and answer it with full confidence.
}}

===Man I am SOOO SHY. "How Shy are you?" I am SOOO SHY, that...===
[[File:Cwcpergers.jpg|thumb|''...my autism choked me, literally...'']]
Chris complains about how shy he is in the Alderman Library.
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Thursday, 24 January 2008 at 4:48pm

Today, Jan. 24, 2008, I was at the [[University of Virginia|Alderman Library]]. I was playing Sudoku on my [[PSP]], and I was listening in on this conversation between a couple of cute ladies just to my right. I've enjoyed just listening to them talk about their things; I will not devulge any details, because I am the [[JERKS|man]] who will keep a secret (Plus, I don't know ALL the details). Anyway, after one of the two left, the gal that stayed sittin' next to me, talked on her cell in what sounded like Dutch or German. IT WAS THE PERFECT OPENING for a conversation towards making a new [[gal-pal]]. I had it in my head, "Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear your chat on your phone, but was that Dutch or German you were speaking?" I HAD THE NERVE SET UP, I was raring to say it, but when I started to say it, the tension and my shyness and my autism choked me, literally; I couldn't even open my mouth to say anything. And she left. I am kicking myself now.

Anyway, THAT IS HOW SHY I AM; I am so shy, that I JUST FREEZE OR CHOKE upon starting to talk to a new girl I don't know yet.
}}

===What I am looking for in a woman===

(Note: [[Bob]] died later that day.)

After a three year hiatus, Chris posts on Facebook about the qualities he looks for in a [[sweetheart|woman]].
{{quotebox|1=
Tuesday, 6 September 2011 at 1:23am

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Must Meet In-Person First and Upfront (NO Online/Phone/Mail Contact Acceptable beforehand. Must be Referred to me by my Real Friend(s) or Family).

-21 to 29-years old<br />
-Cute, Pretty, Beautiful, or HOT<br />
-Education: [[Graduation|High School Graduate]] and/or [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|Better]]<br />
-NOT A [[tobacky|Smoker]]<br />
-Carefree/[[Random-access humor|Light-Hearted]]<br />
-Moderate to Very Intelligent/Smart (Not [[Slow-in-the-minds|Ditzy]])<br />
-Talkative/Outgoing/Not Shy/Good Self-Esteem<br />
-Slim to Average body type ([[obesity|under 170 lbs]])<br />
-Between 4 feet, 10 inches and 5 feet 10 inches<br />
-Brunette or Blonde hair<br />
-B-Cup size minimum<br />
-[[Chris and health#Hygiene|Clean]]<br />
-[[Chris and fashion|Casual]]<br />
-Not [[borb|Crazy]] or [[Abusive Babysitter|Abusive]]<br />
-[[Tomgirl Pictures|Make-Up]] Optional<br />
-[[Chris and sex|Well-Informed to Expert in sex]]
}}

{{Social media}}

[[Category:Facebook]]

$400 gold necklace

2021-06-15T23:40:31Z

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The '''$400 gold necklace''' is a relic of fail belonging to [[Barb]]. It was purchased on eBay for $400, after Barb was forced to sell her original gold necklace (that she had apparently paid $700 for in the 80's) for $325.

At the beginning of April 2017, Barb held a negative balance of over $800 on her bank account, due to Seterus, the mortgage servicing company for [[14 Branchland Court]], running out of patience on her delinquent account and charging her earlier, in addition to the amount she normally paid through autopay.<ref>[[April 2017 Facebook posts#Whining about the mortgage]]</ref>

Chris [[Financhu Crisis#April '17|attempted to beg online for money]], then, on 7 April, offered his [[Sonic Totem]] for sale on eBay for $1,500. It sold 4 hours later<ref>http://archive.is/yGMuu - The video announcement was uploaded at 4:16 pm and the Totem sold at 8:09 pm (both times Eastern)</ref>. One hour after the sale concluded, Chris purchased the gold necklace on eBay for $399.99<ref>http://archive.is/tPnTI</ref>. The listing described it as a "14K yellow gold Cleopatra bar 16" necklace."

[[File:Christine rosechu - gold necklace.jpg|thumb|left|150px|The necklace appears in ''Sonichu 11'' in a panel from May 2017, worn by [[Christine Rosechu]].]]

A week later, he explained in [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]] that it was intended as a replacement for the necklace Barb was forced to pawn in November 2016, due to the [[Financhu Crisis]]<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Barb pawns jewelry, Chris decides to join Patreon]]</ref> Of course, the irony of their financial incompetence factoring in both the buying and selling of expensive frivolities that are beyond their means was completely lost on Chris.

[[File:We need immediate funds, please.png|thumb|200px]]

Incredibly, Barb has worn the $400 gold necklace in begging videos - yes, plural - afterwards.

*In April 2017's [[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE]], she wore it while begging for money to cover an overdue power bill.

*In June 2017's [[We need immediate funds, please]], she wore it while begging for food money, managing to wear ''even more'' jewelry in the form of a pearl necklace.

She could simply have sold the gold necklace instead. The fact that she prefers to beg highlights her extreme arrogance and hoarder mentality. It's no wonder why Chris is so terrible with saving money, with her as a parent.

== Sources ==
<references/>

{{Relics of Fail}}

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Chris and kindness

2021-06-15T22:08:11Z

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{{quote|I Knew they were trolls, but they had Good Intentions, and they were genuinely Kind Individuals. I am not listening to your bull shit.| Chris showing that he prefers kindness over reason.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1203943388552318977</ref>}}
{{quote|For I am ze kind and compassionate Chrrristine Chandler! | Chris, proclaiming his kindness and [[A New, Fun Trick|his ability to roll his R's]]}}
[[File:Cwcconvnetioncard.jpeg|thumb|200px|"Show me kindness and fun: I smile for you all!"]]

Despite all of his moments of [[Chris and anger|rage]], [[Death threats|death threats]], [[lies]], and... [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay|yuck]], Chris does have a soft side, and he is not afraid to show it. As of recently, he will more often than not be motivated to act '''kind''' towards other people, even towards complete strangers. Due to his [[autism]] and upbringing making it difficult to empathize with others, these attempts are often awkward and occasionally cross the line to disrespect.

Chris has also shown a number of times that due to his facade of kindness to others, he can very easily be [[Chris and manipulation|manipulated]] by other people, as he rarely questions anyone's intentions beforehand, as that would be the "unkind" thing to do. This shows that Chris seems to have a stronger appeal to just being kind to people for its own sake, rather than so that he can be more approachable, as he cannot distinguish when it is most appropriate to accept an offer vs politely declining it.

== Chris and his morality ==

[[File:Chris' Big Dilema.jpg|thumb|Chris conflicting with his morality and his desires at the same time|200px]]

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Like his beliefs on [[Chris and religion|religion]] and [[Chris and gender|gender]], Chris's stance on morality is difficult to interpret. Chris often claims that he is a kind, good-natured, saintly person that doesn't deserve scorn. To a certain extent, he's right, but for all of the wrong reasons.

Despite what one may think about Chris, the reality is that he is relatively harmless and is somewhat capable of distinguishing right and wrong. But that is only scratching the surface, as Chris's selfishness and [[Naïve|naivete]] often turn out to be the main culprits behind him doing immoral actions, rather than true malevolence.

One infamous example of this behavior is when he foolishly drew and uploaded [[SheCameForCWC.jpg]] onto Encyclopedia Dramatica as a means to combat all of the pictures of [[duck]]s and [[pickle]]s he found on the site, as well as to [[Homos#Fear of being a homo|prove his straightness]], not thinking about how [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] might respond to being depicted in such an undignified manner in a shoddily drawn piece of porn. Megan, who was looking for just about any reason to stop talking to Chris,<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Initial_post</ref> was understandably revolted. However, what cements the fact that his naivete was partly responsible is how Chris tried to explain to Megan what happened in the picture itself, thinking that she was inexperienced with [[Chris and sex|sex]], and didn't understand what was going on, rather than the obvious fact that she was depicted in such a demeaning situation, and that Chris obviously wants to pound her.

Whoever Chris acts kindly to depends on who he would classify as [[Gal-Pals|his "friends"]] and [[Trolls|his "enemies".]] If someone gets in the way of whatever he wants to do, or he shifts the blame on someone else for his own fails, Chris will deem that someone as a troll that wants nothing more of him than to make him miserable, showing very little respect of whoever inconvenienced him. Whoever Chris doesn't classify as a troll or feels "temporarily" joined the side of the trolls are his friends. Typically, Chris will attempt to befriend internet celebrities and staff members of the media he enjoys.

== Empathy ==

Chris has a very warped understanding of empathy. This could be attributed to his autism, as autistic people generally have difficulty empathizing with others, although Chris's case has much more to do with his upbringing.

== Motivations for doing good ==

===[[Love Quest]] and [[gal pals]]===

[[File:Doopie White Knights Chris.jpg|thumb|200px]]

While socializing with his alleged pals, Chris always takes the time to act as kind as possible to them, to the point where it becomes downright disturbing. Unsurprisingly, Chris has used Social Media as a means of continuing his [[Love Quest]] and finding the [[sweetheart]] he has desired for over a decade. Because of that, most of the people [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|Chris attempts to befriend are girls]], with and [[Boyfriend-Free Girl|without boyfriends]].

In terms of friendships on social media, whenever he feels he's up the creek without a paddle, Chris will almost always doubt that he is in any way responsible for anybody turning against him because, in his eyes, he is too kind for anyone to simply block him on Twitter or to be hated by the masses, and instead [[Chris and remorse|shifts the blame on the trolls]]. This coupled with the fact that Chris refuses to see the worst out of his friends unless he gets the hint that they denied access to their [[china]] makes it sound even more disturbing.

===Defending others===
As mentioned above with the Doopie saga, Chris has a tendency to believe he is doing good when in reality, he isn't. A common motivation for doing what he believes to be good is so that he can 'defend' someone he thinks is close to him; Chris has demonstrated this numerous times with Troll-created [[Sweethearts]], such as attempting to 'defend' [[Julie]] from [[Clyde Cash]] in voice chat sessions, then [[Ohio Trip|driving all the way to Cleveland]] in his belief that she would be there. Chris has also attempted to shift the focus of [[Weening]] against Doopie to himself in his [[HarassCWCdirectly|Twitter campaign]], when in reality the situation, far less serious than he thought it was, could have been resolved had Chris simply quieted down.

===Avoiding trouble===

In other instances, Chris will only act kindly to people to avoid getting into trouble. Whenever he tries to apologize to anyone, it's usually for reasons such as getting his [[PSN]] account back, or in an attempt to get back into places he was banned from.

===Personal benefit===

In general, the reason for Chris's acting kindly towards others is his thinking that doing so is the best way to manipulate them into doing whatever he wants them to. This is possibly due to his misunderstanding of simple etiquette and manners.

== How Chris demonstrates kindness ==

{| class="wikitable"
|[[Chris and remorse|Apologizing]]
|As mentioned above, Chris has a very limited understanding of empathy. On the rare occasions in which Chris admits his misdeeds and apologizes for them, ulterior motives are usually, if not always, present.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_negotiation</ref> This is in part to his upbringing<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Borb</ref> and otherwise due to other things such as [[autism]], all of which limit his ability to understand empathy. Curiously, Chris seems to lack the tendency to over-apologize for things, a trait known to be found in people on the spectrum, and normally will remain obstinate and particularly stubborn in his opinions unless forced to admit he was wrong, or if apologizing for some self-serving purpose.
|-
|Using pet names
|To refer to a gal-pal in a "kind" nonsexual manner, Chris will often refer to them as either [[Darling|"darling" or "dear"]].<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/LadyOfTheCosmo</ref> However, since Chris obviously doesn't understand how creepy it is to refer to a girl he's just met on the internet as a "darling", most girls who talk to Chris online will be set off by Chris's misuse of the word.
|-
|Gift-giving
|Chris has shown several times his belief that kindness can be equated to simply furnishing others with luxuries such as video games, movies, comic books and other such gifts, not realising that charity alone is not the only virtue required to be considered kind. Perhaps the most noticeable instance of this was during his friendship with [[Megan]], in which he carried out a protracted program of gift-giving practically right up to [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|the moment it all came crashing down.]] The [[Idea Guys]] [[Chris and manipulation|manipulated]] this aspect of Chris's beliefs on kindness to have him be extorted into providing them with vast sums of money, alongside brand new video games and consoles, as revealed by invoices provided by Chris to the [[Guard Dogs]] during the early stages of [[Guard Dogs#Extortion|Operation Kingsnake]].
|-
|}

== Genuine acts of kindness ==
During [[Liquid Chris]] saga, Chris wanted to get Liquid arrested, and therefore placing him in prison. However, after talking with [[Kacey]], he decided that he "would hate to see you in jail, out of respect, and of care, because she would be heartbroken."<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CHRIS!!!_CHANDLER!!!</ref> It's worth mentioning that only a few seconds later, he threatens to get him tried in court, so this should be taken with a grain of salt.

Chris once participated in raising funds for [[Alex's Lemonade Stand]], a charity program that works to raise awareness of childhood cancer. Although he did it in memory of his [[Bob Chandler|deceased father]], who actually passed away as a result of heart disease rather than cancer, it was still considered a positive contribution Chris made to society.

He also donated to Red Cross in the wake of Hurricane Harvey in September 2017.

== See also ==

* [[Chris and remorse]]

== References ==
<references/>

{{Chris and}}

Chris and nutrition

2021-06-13T13:52:20Z

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[[File:ChrisMadeANaco.jpg|thumb|A soft shell taco topped with tortilla chips. Straight out of ''Kim Possible''.]]
Food is both a [[sex|biological imperative]] and a [[art|cultural medium]] for humans. The human body is meant to run on a wide variety of foodstuffs for a balanced diet, and cultures around the world have created a multitude of dishes using available ingredients, mostly from animal and plant sources. But more recently, food has become industrialized, and this industrial process makes food cheaper and tastier, to the love of our hero [[Chris]]. Unfortunately, this industrial Western diet doesn't always carry the best '''nutrition'''.

==Cooking abilities==

Chris claims that he cooks for himself 4 or 5 days a week,<ref>[[Mumble 6|Mumble #6]]</ref> making his cooking a major source of his nutrition. He has said that he took Home Ec. classes in school and that he owns cookbooks.<ref>[[IRC (18 December 2008)]]</ref> However, when Jackie asked him to cook spaghetti (an incredibly basic dish, mind you) in a YouTube video, he dodged responsibility by claiming that [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] had blocked the kitchen up with junk, so he instead mimed the act and microwaved some canned spaghetti and meatballs.<ref>[[SpaghettiRoutine]]</ref> It can be deduced from this that Chris can't or doesn't cook, and simply buys microwaveable meals every time he claims to be eating at home.

In addition, [[Barb]] no longer cooks for Chris after he and [[Bob]] had turned down a spaghetti meal she had offered them<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 24]]</ref>, a turn-down he claimed to have "deeply apologized" for, making it even less likely that Chris eats anything that requires to be cooked, let alone anything that requires time and preparation to be made.

==Fast Food==

{{Main|List of restaurants}}

As a result of his minimal cooking skills, and due to how even the simplest of tasks [[Chris and work|tire him out]], Chris often prefers to eat out over making food by himself. He is an infamous fast food lover, eating at either [[McDonald's]], [[Burger King]] or some other fast food restaurant at least once a day. He has been known to dine out up to 4 times a day. The fact that he's merely fat and not morbidly obese with such an awe-inspiring calorific intake and inactive lifestyle suggests a fairly high metabolism, one which will almost certainly not last indefinitely. The frequency of his fast food trips was confirmed in 2015 when a [[Kiwi Farms]] user sent him $500 to see what he would do with it.

===Some places where Chris likes to eat===
* [[McDonald's]]
* [[Burger King]]
* [[List of restaurants|Restaurants]]
* [[:File:Kroger sighting.jpg|Grocery stores]]
* [[Kitchen]]
* [[Bedroom]]

==Consumption of food==

[[File:Sonic rainboom $500 1.png|thumb|left|200px|Chris visited McDonald's 10 times in 13 days. It's not even the only fast-food place on the list.]]
[[File:Hypnosis for fatter ass.png|thumb|200px|Chris wants to use subliminal hypnosis to make his belly slimmer but his ass fatter.]]

Many, many times, Chris has been shown to be a glutton for all kinds of food, eating excessively in public places and during parties. His complexion also gives insight into his daily nutrition, often showing various signs of acne and acne scarring. His most probable nutritional intake is as follows:

* '''Breakfast:''' Often nothing because he usually [[Biological clock|sleeps from 6 a.m. to noon]], but when he doesn't do that, he travels to McDonald's or another fast food restaurant with a breakfast menu.
* '''Lunch:''' Something quick at home or fast food.
* '''Dinner:''' Dine out at a fast food place with family, or have a poorly-cooked microwave meal.

According to Chris, he eats more vegetables than any other food group.<ref>[[Kacey Call 7]]</ref> The veracity of this statement is dubious, given what is known about Chris's medical history and health in general (as well as his tendency to lie).

During the [[Father Call]], Chris told [[Kacey]]'s father that he was prescribed [[Wikipedia:Atorvastatin|Lipitor]] for his high cholesterol. He claimed he stopped taking the drug in fall 2009, but whether he was being honest (especially given the number of obvious [[List of Chris's lies|lies]] he told about his health in the course of the rest of the call) is uncertain.

In 2016, he began listening to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] videos under the false believe that they would improve his health. He liked videos such as "Lose Weight Super Fast!", "Eliminate Armpit Odor Permanently Fast!", "Lower Your Blood Pressure Fast! Hypertension Treatment", and "[[Fart Song|Produce Odorless Farts Fast!]]". There is no sort of scientific and medical evidence that proves listening to binaural beats can do these things.

In 2017, Chris had a brief online relationship with [[Jessica Quinn]], who has a fat fetish and influenced Chris with it. The Sonichu comic features an obese Rosechu in [[Sonichu 12|issue 12]]. After their breakup, Chris consumed a large bowl of ice cream, then took a side photo of his gut, saying, "THIS!!! Right Here was ALLLLL HERS!!!!!!"<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts#Quinn.27s_missing_out</ref>

In 2019, Chris showed us his idea of a "salad", mostly made with unhealthy ingredients like bacon bits and croutons.<ref>[[August_2019_social_media_posts#Magi-Chan_eats_a_.22salad.22]]</ref>

In 2020, Chris claimed to make breakfast omelettes/scrambled eggs with ghost pepper sauce or spinach.<ref>[[December 2020 social media posts]]</ref>

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==Hydration and water consumption==

[[File:Recycle.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris tends to drink large amounts of soft drinks daily. Occasionally, he mixes them with [[Navy|a special ingredient]].]]
[[File:Water and Dasani.jpeg|150px|thumb|Chris’s water bottle with a Dasani bottle]]
[[File:Anti corona device.jpg|200px|thumb|What Chris actually believes manisfests his "powers" in our world]]

Before 2020, Chris rarely drank water and focused a lot more on [[CWC Cola|carbonated]] [[My Coke Rewards|drinks]] and energy drinks (which have been proven to [[Chris and anger|increase erratic behavior]]).<ref>[https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4772143/|Energy Drinks and Youth Self-Reported Hyperactivity/Inattention Symptoms]</ref> This was such that an entire page of the CWCki was [[My Coke Rewards|partly dedicated to just how much Coca-Cola he drank over the span of two years]].

Said article reveals that on many of the days between March 6, 2007 and September 4, 2009, Chris drank about 1.8 liters (over 3 pints) of Coke ''every day'' (assuming that none of it was drank by his equally [[obese]] [[Borb|parents]]). This represents a grotesque 195 grams (nearly 7 ounces) of sugar per day from Coke alone, representing almost ''800'' calories (1/3 of his daily calorie intake). To put that in perspective, Chris drank enough Coke to fill ''10 oil barrels'' in order to achieve said amount of points. [[30 Push-Ups|Needless to say]], the effects are staggering. On record, he apparently consumed a whopping 120 cans of cola on April 9, 2008; March 24, 2009; and August 15, 2009.

Now, Chris drinks tons of water from a Glacee water bottle with [[Magic Stones|amethyst crystal]] on the bottom. He believes that there are many health problems that drinking water in this fashion alone can cure. He believes that doing so cures conditions such as food poisoning. While this is not actually true, it's at least far healthier than drinking tons of soft drinks.
Ever since the discovery of himself being Goddess CPU Blue Heart he has used this bottle constantly as a way to charge up his "powers" in order to help further the merge into its future stages. The reason he went with the amethyst crystal is most likely the same reason that he uses his High school amethyst ring is in the comics as his main source of power. So, therefore, Chris now uses this bottle as a way to inadvertently makes his powers stronger.

==Results of Chris's Diet==

===Obesity===
{{Main|Obesity}}

[[File:Fat chris.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris showing off his gut in [[October 2017]], as an attempt to make [[Jessica Quinn]] regret breaking up with him.]]

===Dental Hygiene===

===Behavioral Issues===

===Fecal Incontinence===
{{Main|DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS}}
It is believed that Chris's diet is one of the causes for his fecal incontinence (the other one being ramming stuff in his rectum), as chronic constipation can be one cause of fecal incontinence.<ref>[[Wikipedia:Fecal_incontinence#Constipation|Fecal incontinence on Wikipedia]]</ref> Chris's diet of McDonald's, microwaveable food, and little or no fruit or vegetables is very likely ridiculously low on fiber and thus a sure-fire way of causing constipation, and Chris has been going on with this diet for who knows how many years. Irritable bowel syndrome may be another reason for Chris's problems with controlling his bowels. The cause of IBS is not known, but two major triggers are [[stress]] and diet related- wheat, dairy, and carbonated drinks among those food-based triggers (sound like any fast-food chains you know?).<ref>Mayo Clinic: [[https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/irritable-bowel-syndrome/symptoms-causes/syc-20360016]]</ref> Chris has given testament to fast-food not agreeing with him,<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Whopperrito]]</ref> but being raised on a poor diet, it's unlikely he'll stop eating junk anytime soon.

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==Denial of poor diet==

Chris often denies his diet is doing more harm to him than good. In the [[Father Call]], Chris constantly lies about his poor eating habits to an unimpressed Matthew Devoria.

==References==
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{{Chris and}}
{{Health}}

CWCki:Improvement

2021-06-13T13:50:51Z

Piratecodet: /* Lost media */ Medallion destruction videos are on the medallion page.

Since December 2019, the CWCki has become [[Talk:Main_Page#Removing "WHERE_NO_SHIT_IS_TOO_MINOR!" tagline|more selective]] of what qualifies for inclusion, due to a substantial increase in [[Unholy Tetrad|people]] trying to disrupt or influence Chris for attention: the change means that Christorians now have a lot more time to improve or expand existing articles and pages. This pages lists what they think needs to be done:

* Can be done in any order.
* If you have a suggestion for improvement, add it to the appropriate section below: if you have completed any of the suggestions below, remove it from here.
* If you started working on an article in your sandbox, and wants others to help, link your sandbox in the appropriate section below.

==Urgent==
Archive all Kiwi Farms reference links.

Categorize and sort through all of the [[2020 Discord leaks|leaked images from the Discord]].

== Rewrite/Expand ==

For articles that need cleanup or expansion.

*[[Chris_and_work#Reasons_for_Chris.27s_refusal_to_work]] - needs to be expanded

*[[Two's company snapshots]] - rewrite

*[[Idea Guys]]

*[[Mathematics]] - complete rework

*[[Alcohol]]

*[[Pokemon Go]]

*[[Netflix]] needs to be expanded to include newer shows he has watched, like BNA.

*The following pages need to be fixed up by deleting unwanted posts (such a Chris saying thanks or nice to some enabler) and retweets (of random giveaways and pointless enabler art) and rearranging important posts to the top.
** [[November 2018 social media posts]]
** [[December 2018 social media posts]]

*[[Chris and the Internet]]

*[[Chris and television]]

*[[Biology]] - Expand

*[[Sonichu 13]] - We need better scans to make sense of the page numbering system in the issue.

*[[Cosplay]] needs details on Bronycon 2017+18

*Sections of [[Chris and religion]] have not been been updated since his CPU Uzume possession in early 2018. The article especially needs more information on Chris's own following, the "Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu".

*[[Mysticism]] (or another page if inappropriate) - As seen in a [[Twilight_Sparkle%27s_Secret_Shipfic_Folder#Pseudoscience|category of Chris' TSSSF cards]], Chris uses a few magical tools such as a wand and the Glacce Bottle (along with the more known "[[Magic stones]]") to enhance his CPU abilities.

*[[Chris and stress]] - Rewrite to filter out Chris's stressors from things that Chris simply doesn't like and add information on Chris's coping mechanisms.

*[[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] - Add new cards that have been recently released on social media.

== Update ==

* [[Chris and health]] - Finish section on hydration. Find more information on Chris’s beliefs about water.

A full list of articles that need updating can be found [[:Category:Articles needing updates|here]].

== Standardize ==

* Standardize file names and categories for pages from ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'': see Little Owl’s [[User:Little Owl/Style guide|draft style guide]]: we are doing this, so that it will be easier to find them later, as well as to reduce confusion between subtle revisions (e.g. between [[:File:Sonichu - Sub-Episode 1, Page 5, Revision 1.jpg|this]] and [[:File:Sonichu - Sub-Episode 1, Page 5, Revision 2.jpg|that]]).

== Categorize ==

{{Protip|This project is currently on hold, instead please help finish the Standardization project}}

* Categorize all files by going through [[Special:UncategorizedFiles]].

Pictures of/by
**Weens under Category:Ween
**White Knights under Category:White Knight
**Enablers under Category:Enabler
**A Logs under Category:A-Log
**Fan art under Category:Fan Art

If you see any useless pictures not being used anywhere put the delete template on them.

== Minor fixes ==

For minor aesthetic changes or droning repetitive fixes.

*Bluespike skype chats have minor formatting errors and summaries require piping

*Bluespike skype logs 2, times are fucked needs fixing by comparing old version

==Pages to create==
Approved article ideas.

*Help complete the Chris and his personality article. [[User:AAE/Chris and his personality|Here]] is the stub.

*Rename Chris and English/Spanish to just English/Spanish.

*[[Fumanchuuchuu]] + archive Chris's deleted tweet https://kiwifarms.is/threads/twitter-10-18-chris-is-gifted-a-sonichu-plush-criticizes-it.49051/post-3879445

==Recently overhauled/finished articles==
Lineup for Article of the Now.

*[[Equestrian calendar]]
*[[Internet Dream Lounge]]
*[[Analysis of Sonichu 12-9]]
*[[Chris and oratory]]
*[[VHS]]
*[[Lindsay Kaye‎]]
*[[13 Lucky Writing Tips]]
*[[Chris and negligence]]
*[[Love is Love comic]]
*[[Chris and drugs]]
*[[Christorical eras]]

== Things that always need to be done ==
Changes to articles/templates that need to be done periodically.

*Keep [[Chris and coping]], [[Spirit possession]], [[COVID-19]], Social media posts of respective month updated.

*[[:Category:Media needing transcription|Transcribe media.]]

*Clean up unused files.

==Lost media==
A lot of Chris related media is lost. Help the CWCki by finding them and placing them in their articles.
Back them up in multiple publicly accessible websites before if you do find any.

*[[Chris Sex Logs|Skype sex logs by PandaHalo]]
*[[Church audio]]
*Sonichu fan promo 1 and 2 by timmys1984
*Sonichu home club videos by Chris
*Sachumo interview
*CWC 4 Puns of the Patridiots, a video by trolls about MGS and CWC.
*[[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]]
*Audio file and special thanks document from [[Power]]

==Technical==
* MediaWiki software update — The latest MediaWiki 1.31 release is 1.31.8.
* Introduce [https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:ConfirmAccount ConfirmAccount] (see https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updating-the-cwcki.50150/post-7021292) — the current DM-based request system is not flexible, as the CWCki team do have to balance between real life and a backlog of maintenance and organization tasks (some currently have so much free time solely due to COVID-19, which isn't going to last forever).

[[Category:CWCki]]