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Layla

2010-07-04T17:57:15Z

Plasma:

[[Image:Layla.jpg|thumb|right|Concept art of Layla, as drawn by [[Ivy]].]]
[[Image:180Flaaffy.png|thumb|right|An actual Flaaffy.]]
{{quote|Layla is sheepish; kind of shy, yet energetic, sweet and such|[[Mailbag 7#The Rosechus are totally diverse and stuff|Christian Weston Chandler]], [[women's rights]] activist}}
{{quote|Yo Layla! Punchy's in and he's checking you out, girl.
Come on, let's go hit the bed!|[[Chris]], singing about sheep/hedgehog sex}}

'''Layla''' (full name '''Layla Flaaffy''') is one of the newer characters in the [[Sonichu]] comic. She was first shown along with [[Ivy]], in a drawing of her that was leaked out on the Krapple Komputer Kompany [[/cwc/]] board. In [[Sonichu 9]] she is introduced as an eighteen year old [[Pokémon|Flaaffy]], who was thought up by Ivy on 15 [[2009#March|March 2009]].

She does not resemble the Pokemon Flaaffy in the slightest bit. It's not clear if this is because Ivy didn't care whether or not she did, or if it's because Chris decided she was a Flaaffy at a later date as a means of justifying her presence in the comic.

When Ivy originally created the character, she was named Luckett, but according to Ivy this was changed because Chris thought it was "too French." As Luckett was something of a parallel to Sonichu (Ivy's "original" character that is just a Pokémon with other attributes stapled on), this is tantamount to Sonichu being reimagined as an [[JK Productions|anteater named Reginald]].

==Personality==

While '''nothing''' Chris makes is original or interesting, Layla seems to be the most stereotypical. Apparently, having women do all of cooking, cleaning and working gets old after awhile, as Chris designed Layla in a very [[Pedofork|jailbait]] manner. This is partly due to Ivy designing her to be sexually appealing to Chris-chan, so he would be more inclined to use her in his series. The fact that she looks extremely underage is awfully telling. Her hobbies include, like, showing cleavage, creepy innuendo, and, like, [[Julie|chatting with hot guys online]]. Layla is thus one of the most outright irritating characters, only slightly less aggravating than [[Magi-Chan]] or the [[Sonee & Rosey|Sonichu Babies]].

==Romance==
Implementing the world's oldest stereotype, Layla is lusted after by the [[Reginald Sneasel|series' biggest douchebag]] not named Chris. In an attempt to create some sort of conflict in the pages of making out, she falls for the azn, [[Punchy]]. But of course, everyone ends up paired up and engages in soulless furry sex.

==Fetish==
In his song [[Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark]], Chris reveals Layla's fetish for sadomasochism in the final lines of the song. Because Chris has only given few details about this, his fans have been forced to interpret these lines as either references to sadomasochism or [[women's rights|domestic violence]].

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Ivy.png|Image of Ivy and Luckett, posted on 21 March 2009 on Krapple Komputer Kompany /cwc/ board.
Image:SchuComic10P7.jpg|Introduction of [[Layla]] in [[Sonichu 9]].
Image:Camwhorelayla.JPG|Vaary intelligent, nuanced character.
Image:CamwhoreLaylacolor.jpg| Her mind's blank
</gallery>
</center>

==See Also==
* [[Ivy]]

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]

RomanticLabyrinth

2010-06-30T22:17:51Z

Plasma:

[[File:Report.png|thumb|What had to be done.]]

'''An Ol' Classic Dream''', later renamed '''RomanticLabyrinth''', is the tenth animation Chris posted to [[Flipnote Hatena]]. It is essentially one of Chris's [[sex]] fantasies conveyed in Flipnote form and is, of course, completely horrifying. It is, as the name suggests, based off of the [[Dreams#The_watery_maze_dream|watery maze dream]], albeit featuring ([[Chris and Censorship|censored]]) [[Duck|genitalia]] (complete with erection), nipples, and [[china]], as well as implied [[Giant Penis Comic|sex]] - note that [[Chris and the Internet|this is against the rules of Flipnote Hatena]]. Chris then demands that his fellow Flipnote Hatena users shower him in tons of stars in order for him to post an uncensored version, which, of course, would violate the website's terms of service even ''more''.

Flipnote Hatena, being a family-friendly organization, removed the video minutes after it went up. Fortunately for us (or unfortunately, depending on your viewpoint), citizens of the [[CWCki]] were able to save an archival copy of the animation even faster, and [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] had soon mirrored it.

Later on the same day, Chris put up a new version with both characters wearing hastily-drawn-on clothing and the hard-on replaced by a [[semen|strange white cloud]], reminiscent of the edits made to [[Sonichu 8]]. This was removed after being reported again. Chris then attempted to upload a ''third'' version, this one preceded by a long self-aggrandizing rant begging the site's administrators not to delete it and to participate in his crusade against any form of negative feedback, but the mods were quick on the draw and removed it before anyone could see it.

This animation features some of Chris's more disturbing thoughts on romance: sex is love, people fall in love from merely looking at each other, and a stranger getting visibly erect in front of you isn't creepy whatsoever.

==Video==
{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = An Ol' Classic Dream
| video = {{#ev:youtube|z0iYHA41Ntk}}
| stardate = June 27, 2010
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
| previous = [[Edit Me]]
| next = [[For_Women_ONLY]]
}}

==Transcript==

[''A title card appears: "An Ol' Classic Dream... 18+ Only". The 18 appears to have been [[Pedofork|hastily altered from a 13]].'']

[''A maze is displayed, showing a staircase and two dots. The dots move towards each other. The camera zooms in on the dots, and an arrow is drawn pointing to one of them, labeled "ME".'']

[''A naked, anatomically-correct male stick figure (with a censored penis) is shown wading through a watery hallway, presumably within the maze. He looks around and notices something; lines indicating surprise appear over his head. He smiles. The camera moves to the left, revealing a naked, anatomically-correct female stick figure (with censored nipples and vagina). The male stick figure's censor box grows longer, indicating an erection. A heart appears in a thought bubble above both stick figures' heads.'']

[''The stick figures are shown in a different, watery room. They move towards each other and make out. A heart appears around the two of them.'']

[''This situation is then shown to be a dream that Chris is having.'']

LOVELY WOMAN, I LOVE YOU! ♥

IF ONLY I KNEW WHO YOU ARE IN REALITY

[''Chris's signature appears above the Flipnote Chris's head.'']

TO ENJOY THIS DREAM UNCENSORED, OFFER A TOTAL SUM OF [[Chris and his Ego|FIVE MILLION]]...

STARS [''star''] INCLUDING 100 GREEN, 10 RED, 10 BLUE...

5 PURPLE AND 5 ORANGE.

Music: "City in the Clouds" by Howard Drossin

Have a Good and Safe Day. ''Christian W. Chandler.''

== Second Version ==

It is the same as the first version except the people are clothed and Chris does not make an offer to uncensor it.

== Third Version ==

[[File:ThirdLabyrinth.gif|thumb|[[Fail]].]]

<nowiki>*</nowiki>I want to NOTE, the "RomanticLabyrinth" FlipNote is NOT

Inappropriate; the People are CLOTHED, THERE IS NO VIOLENCE,

THERE IS NO FLASHING! I WILL NOT BE DELETED FROM TROLLS WHO...

FALSELY REPORT MY ROMANTIC FANTASY AND MY STRAIGHTNESS AS A VIOLATION,

Just so those DANG Idiots can get away portraying me as a Homosexual Which IS WRONG!!!

Admins of F.N. Hatena who see my complaint here, please monitor ALL comments posted

anywher [sic] on F.N.H.; it is Very Difficult to Locate and Block Every Single One, Only to have them

create NEW Accounts ONLY TO Continue Trolling Me Like They've done so far. And please

allow me to keep my account on F.N.H. and allow my RomanticLabyrinth to Stay as my

Own FlipNote On the Hatena in the name of MY Right to speak of myself for myself and

Not be described by False Rumors fabricated by the Trollin' Stupid People.

Thank You. Peace, Christian Weston Chandler.

The second version follows after the text.

[[Category:Flipnote Hatena]]

Niggos

2010-06-24T02:48:14Z

Plasma: /* Minor(ity) characters */

{{Quote|Sit, Spin and Shut the Fuck Up, NIGGER!!! And I WILL call you That RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!!!|Chris, [[March 2010]]}}

[[Image:Lynch_to_the_supreme.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris doesn't trust them [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|new niggas over there]].]]

[[Chris]] demonstrates [[Chris and race|many instances of intolerance and racism]], both intentional and unintentional. His racism comes from several sources: his father, his isolated formative years, television, and his complete ignorance of everything that isn't him. '''Black people''', in particular, are a common target for his xenophobia.

==Origin of the word "niggos"==
{{protip|Chris only ever used the word "niggos" once. He has used the word "nigger" more than once, though.}}

'''Niggos''' is one of [[Chris]]'s many minced oaths, this one meant to refer to black people. His only known use of the term was in the [[Julie Reveals Herself|03 March 2009 chat]] where [[BlueSpike]] coerced him into saying ''"[[BILLY MAYS]] is the new mayor of [[CWCville]], and Christian Chandler will be thrown in CWCville jail, where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers."'' Chris repeated the line as ordered, but (being retarded as usual) ignored his instructions and attempted to outsmart BlueSpike by saying "niggos" instead of the dreaded N-word. Yes, out of all the things Chris could have done (you know, refused to say the N-word, said "N-word" or "blacks" or "African Americans" or some similar term, bleep himself out, or just not be a retard and end the conversation) he chose to coin a retarded ''and'' offensive term which, as if to add insult to injury, sounds like a lame brand of cereal. (It should be noted that Chris's creativity was completely in vain. BlueSpike pointed out Chris's faggotry, and our autistic hero had to spell out "nigger" properly several times. He even got the hang of it, and started singing [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|"Don't trust them new niggers over there"]] on his own will, which he had done more than once before.<ref>[[Mumble 7#Summary|Mumble 7]]</ref><ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5#Summary|BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]</ref> So much for respecting the minorities.)

As of now, Chris never again used the word "niggo", and probably doesn't even remember the whole incident. However, "niggo" is still considered a [[CWC-ism]], and is classified as a CWC-neologism.

In a video posted on his YouTube Channel on 17 [[March 2010]], Chris finally dropped the [[100 2151.MOV|N-bomb]], making him an official [[Chris and race|racist]]. The [[Surfshack Tito Emails|Surfshack Tito e-mails]], released shortly afterward, featured further use of the slur, suggesting that Chris has entirely gotten over the resistance he showed in his conversation with BlueSpike. His use of the slur led directly to the vandalization of the [[CWCipedia]] by opening it up to public editing. Chris being Chris, he failed to connect the two events.

=="[[Evan|No Darkies]]"==

{{protip|Chris never said or wrote "No darkies", nor has he ever used the word "darkie". However, he has said "nigger".}}

[[Image:Nodarkies.JPG|thumb|Chris approved of this pic, and said he liked it.]]

Chris has been widely considered to be racist against black people since it was learned that his highly specific criteria for a [[sweetheart]] includes whiteness and specifically excludes blackness.<ref>[[Attraction Sign]]</ref><ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]</ref> Chris does not only tell this to trolls, however, he has told black [[boyfriend-free girls]] who are interested in him in real life, that they do not "meet his standard criteria for a female companion". To their faces.<ref>[[Autism papers|Chris's psychiatric examination]]</ref> Trolls quickly coined the phrase "No darkies" as a quick summary of Chris's criteria for a BFG, much to his chagrin. This is essentially accurate - for example, on Chris's profile at [[The Hook Cafe]] he say that "smokers, [[obesity|overweights]], blacks and [[lies|liars]] need not apply."

Some may argue, if excluding "darkies" from the list of Chris's potential [[Sweetheart|heartsweets]] is actually an act of racism and discrimination against black women. Quite possibly, it could be rather considered an act of racism and discrimination against ''white'' women, as they are specifically selected as the manchild's possible victims of stalking and harassment. Chris also stated that he doesn't hate men who have black girlfriends, and doesn't consider them [[JERKS]], so Chris may think it'll increase his chances of finding a white boyfriend-free girl.

The stated reason for Chris' disinterest in black women was that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] was supposed to be white, which means her mother must be white as well. However, a hole was punched in this defense when Chris's dating site profiles made it clear that all he wanted was sex, but he still excluded black women.

==Niggos in Chris's life==
[[Image:0242-CWC&VarsityBBallTeam97Color.jpg|thumb|Watch your back pocket, Chris!]]

There were some 12-15 year old black kids who frequented [[The GAMe PLACe]]. Chris picked on them and acted like they wanted to steal from him, hiding his stuff when they were nearby.<ref>[[Mimms]] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=16855#p16855 post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref> The reason Chris got banned permanently from The GAMe PLACe was getting into a shouting match with one of these kids.

Chris also once argued with a huge black guy named TJ. When they started talking about how Chris would never get laid, Chris yelled, "I'm going to smack your effing face down!" As TJ stood up like he was going to beat Chris's ass, Chris shrunk and whimpered, "I mean your face down monster..."<ref>[[Mimms]] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=17281#p17281 post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref>

==Niggos in the Comic==
In the [[Sonichu Comic|Sonichu Comics]] most black characters are villains who try to thwart Chris and [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|his hedgehogs]] at every turn. The ones that aren't so lucky are treated like crap by the other characters or used in race related jokes.

===[[B-Manajerk]]===
A '''villain''' based off a real life encounter. The B most likely stands for Black – the name was coined so that Chris could distinguish him from other [[Manajerks]]. This is quite similar to the way American black superheroes were named in the 1950-60s. He is a cousin of the [[Jerkhief]], because obviously dem black peoples must know each other or be related.

===[[Barack Obama]]===
A cameo for the sake of '''a race-related joke'''. [[Bob]] told Chris a racist joke about then-senator Obama, which Chris believed as being a real rumor, approved of, and then illustrated within the pages of [[Sonichu 8]]. Oh, and just in case you didn't think Chris was racist enough, he also drew Obama wearing a strange exotic dress and headgear, which probably was meant to imply that he is a [[Twin Falling Towers|Muslim]], just because his middle name is "Hussein". Chris later removed the joke after Obama won the election but he probably only did that because he respects Obama now.

[[Image:Nigrachu.jpg|thumb|And he's black and he's black.]]

===[[Black Sonichu]]/Blachu===
A '''villain''' turned positive-aligned "bad boy". Black Sonichu/Blachu (whose name was later [[retconned|changed]] to Blake) was originally a villain who later switched sides because he's a recolor of [[Shadow the Hedgehog]]. Note that Chris doesn't give him a creative name, like Shadow, but thinks that noting his "blackness" would be enough (see B-Manajerk). Black Sonichu's story is quite (stereo)typical. He was brought to the CWCverse against his will, and [[Reldnahc]] (a white boy) quickly states that he is Blachu's master. Black then proceeds to steal a pink woman ([[Rosechu]]) and later a precious stone ([[Legendary Master Sunstone]]). Black Sonichu, compared to his yellow original, is considered inferior, and is all brawn and aggression while not being able to figure how to defend properly. Before his name change several characters made several ambiguous remarks when referring to him which could be interpreted as racist (including [[Wild|Wild's]] "I was following this black guy on a board..." comment). To Chris's credit, Blake becomes a positive character later, and even scores an interracial relationship with [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. Though the couple is forced to hide that fact from the intolerant society of [[CWCville]], and other characters do nothing to stop this travesty.

===[[CADD Chef]]===
A '''villain''' based on Christian's actual [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting & Design]] teacher, Kene Meniru, at [[Piedmont Valley Community College]]. Meniru gave Chris a F in real life (probably for Chris's "[[Chris_and_English#Spelling|geinus]]" building designs) and is portrayed as a [[JERKS|jerk]] who always complains about the buildings in Cwcville. Given how bad Chris is at [[Chris and Art|drawing]] the CADD Chef's comments are perfectly understandable. Note that Chris thought it was more important that Kene Meniru was black than that he was a teacher, and decided to portray him as possibly the only black cartoon character he was familiar with, even though that character had no other similarity to Mr. Meniru than the color of his skin.

===[[Silvana]]===
A '''villain''', psychic Rosechu who was trained by [[Count Graduon]] on [[Moon|the moon]]. Graduon also gave her a [[pickle|dick]]. In [[Sonichu 8]], she raped and poisoned [[Blake]] while disguised as Bubbles, and planned to do the same to [[Bubbles]] while disguised as Blake. In [[Sonichu 10]], however, [[Magi-Chan]] [[Chris and writing#Spoilers|spoiled]] that Silvana would lose her dick and fall in love with him. The [[CWCipedia]] confirmed this.

===Minor(ity) characters===
*[[Florance Fisher]] (a girl whose sole purpose in the comic is to be rejected by Reginald)
*[[Jerkhief]] (A... pretty bad-ass Jerkop? Apparently not every black person has to be a racist caricature)
*[[Inos]] (a homeless, intoxicated, diseased, drug-pushing, expectorating Jamaican with filthy dreadlocks)
*[[Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|Constable Louis Perez]] (a police officer who talks entirely in stereotypical "Black slang")

==See also==
* [[Chris and race]]
* [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]
* [[Homos]]
* [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]
* [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]]

==Sauces==
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{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]
[[Category:People]]

100 2189

2010-06-08T19:41:49Z

Plasma:

'''100_2189''' (officially '''100_2189.MOV''') is a video uploaded on 31 [[May 2010]]. [[Chris]] addresses his fanbase to inform them that although he has abandoned the [[CWCipedia]], he still [[Chris and copyright|maintains the rights]] to Sonichu, and that the Sonichu comics currently appearing there are not "[[Honest Content|official]]." He tells the trolls that they will have to work to draw him back onto the internet, even though it only took four days for him to return after his previous [[100 2188|rant]] about sticking with the real world. This time, however, he managed to stay off for a massive total of six!

Chris appears to be suffering from a head cold or allergies. His voice sounds even weirder than usual and he pauses a number of times to sniffle and wipe his nose.

This video was recorded in his kitchen, as evidenced by the year-round Christmas tree and other haphazardly piled garbage visible in the background.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 100_2189.MOV
| video = {{#ev:youtube|7vxQXLL3A7o}}
| stardate = 31 May 2010
| subject = {{Website|[[CWCipedia]]}}, {{Rumours|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| shirt = [[Crass and Champ|Crab T-Shirt]]
| previous = [[100 2188]]
| next = [[6 June 2010]]
}}

==Transcript==
[''"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrgKzYiIwlM Colbie Caillat - Fallin' for You]" plays in the background'']

[[Captain's Log]], May 31, 2010. [''Chris dramatically removes his glasses.'']

I make, I am making this video to state a point. Firstly, I do not disown [[Sonichu]], or any of the rights. So therefore the current use of it on what was the [[CWCipedia]] by [[Alec Benson Leary]] <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Chris and Health#Hygiene|''rubs nose in armpit'']]<nowiki>]</nowiki> and [[Vivian Gee]] is not official. I still maintain all rights to Sonichu. They do not. And the misunderstanding of the Sonichu rights being transferred to the CWCipedia is false! It's just, I gave the CWCipedia... [''scratches the back of his neck''] permission to display my work. I allowed that. But now that I have given up the CWCipedia, since I took, since [[100 2188#Description|I relinquished the CWCipedia]], I took back all Sonichu rights with that. So therefore, I'm still the main owner of Sonichu. [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|I have the copyright papers]]. So there!

[''Chris puts his glasses back on.'']

And trolls, you're not gonna get...

[''Chris dramatically removes his glasses again.'']

...you're not gonna get me to go back online so easily! You scared me off of the internet. So there! You can go find somebody else online to pick on. [''sniffles''] [[Lie|You think I'm gonna come back? No]]. You'll have to wait, you have a loooooong wait before you hear from me again. Or ever being able to lure me back. So there! [''rubs nose in armpit again''] You can quit pestering my [[Chris and Reality|friends]], as well, to try to convince me to go back, because... [[Bob|They're]] [[Barbara|for]] [[Rocky|me]] of staying off of the internet. So... there. Have a good day.

==CWCipedia's rebuttal==
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)

2010-04-20T11:42:22Z

Plasma:

On 19 April 2010, [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] created a page all about [[The Wallflower]] on [[CWCipedia]] , just after creating [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|a page on all his gal-pals and sweethearts in the same week.]] In it, Chris tells his side of the Wallflower story, replete with the usual lies, shirking of blame, and exaggerations.

As one has come to expect from Chris, he lies frequently, claiming that they went out on a [[dating|date]] (they spent time together), "shared DNA" (most likely meaning they shared a drink), and that she never rejected Chris until the discovery of the CWCki (in fact, she [[Friend zone|"friendzoned"]] him and told him repeatedly that she [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|wasn't ready for a boyfriend]].)

As a result, Chris blames the Wallflower for having a Facebook and a Fanfiction.net account for the trolls to discover in the first place, and claims that it's the Wallflower's fault Chris was hurt.

Chris also quotes the CWCki article on the Wallflower in a manner reminiscent of [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|his butchered ED article]]. Notably absent is the section on the Wallflower's anonymity, which contrasts the CWCki's policy on keeping personal information on her to a minimum with his inability to stop constantly using her real name.

It also marks his worst case of egotism yet, as not only does he not think anything of what he did was wrong, but he also implies that he thinks she was going out with him, he thinks impersonating him on the phone is a criminal offense and possibly worthy of a death sentence, he says that she'll be living her life with guilt for not staying friends with him, and he outright calls her asexual for not wanting to talk to him!

=The Page=

[''The following section is displayed in the best integrity as left by Chris before he decided to wipe it out. Some links have been removed due not having articles in this wiki or added for further clarification. Basic grammar and spelling errors left as Chris wrote them.'']

==The Truth==

===Intro===

Firstly, in reference to the Trolls' "Introduction" on their page, "Heir to Megan Schroeder"? W.T.F. are they trying to imply here? I [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)#Megan Schroeder|had LOOOOOONG moved on]] from Megan. [[Julie|I have met MORE WOMEN]] that those trolls will never learn about; it is none of their D*** Business anyway. And my [[virgin with rage|virginity]] is NONE of their concern. And it was their doing that made "Damien" aware of their original page of c*** and immature put-downs and insults.

===What had happened===

I met "Damien" late January, 2010 in the first of a few Social Group meetings in [[Charlottesville]], VA; we enjoyed each other's company that night, and we started pleasant communications between us. We [[fail|successfully communicates]] over telephone and e-mail, and [[lies|we went out on a few dates]].

Being careful on NOT revealing her identity, and out of glee, I made a note on the C-Log about the relationship and not stating her name. I do not need to prove myself to anyone on the internet. I respectfully requested that NO ONE INTERFERE in the relationship, but NOOOOO, the Trolls HAD to stick their [[Niggo|n*****]] noses into my affair.

[[lies|"Damien" did not reject me at all]] before the page against her was created. She welcomed me Massaging her Shoulders, Neck and Back. She did not object Holding Hands. She appreciated the Kiss I gave her. And she enjoyed sharing our DNA during the movie we went to see.

For your information, "Lovely Weather" in my 10th book is NOT BASED ON ANYONE; SHE IS PURELY FICTIONAL.

"Damien" and I, we were even starting work on a book of a series; I gave her the scenario idea. I wanted her FanFiction Fans to get a foretaste of the book series, so I started creation of a [[LittleBiGPlanet]] Level, and stated that it was a "Chris Chan/Damian Anteria" Production. AGAIN, being careful NOT to use her Real Name.

Then the trolls upped and googled her pen name; I had thought it cool. But there was a Monkey in the works, and that was "Damien"'s Doing; SHE HAD TO HAVE A Facebook Page with her REAL NAME and LINKS to her FanFictions on it.

===The Breakup===

The D*** Trolls then made their page against her, then made her aware of it in a "Review" entry. She became very angry at me, like I had control of what the Trolls, themselves, do, of which I DO NOT. Time passed, and she was still angry at me; she broke up our relationship and friendship.

I was left having to Suffer Linger Heartaches for Over TWO WEEKS.

Later on, this "Tito" communicates with me, confessing that it was HE that created the page and that HE informed "Damien" about it. And HE makes up a Fake Photograph of him and her together and sends it to me. That mother f***** son of a b**** can go rot in hell right now for all I care.

And to make it all worse, the trolls called her and her family up, PRETENDING to be me with their Voice-Manipulating Devices and their Camouflage Devices changing their Phone Numbers/"Restricted"/"Unknown" Status to my phone number to appear on their Caller IDs. You Trolls WILL see JAILTIME or [[Death threats|DEATH]] soon enough.

===Retribution===

At a future Social Group Meeting, I was able to let "Damien" know about my pains, and I would have appreciated an apology. But NO, she just ignores me like the plague. [[Chris and his Ego|Now she'll have to live the rest of her life with the recurring memory of hurting me like she did]]. [[Women's rights|Got-Dang Asexual Woman]]!

==Their Version==

===Intro===

"'''The Wallflower'''" aka '''Damian Antaria''' is the heir to [[Megan Schroeder]], a female friend [[Chris]] met some time around early [[2010]]. She is one of the few girls Chris has managed to associate with in his post-high-school years who is not (as far as can be seen) a direct result of [[trolling]]. In [[March 2010]], she joined the long list of would-be [[sweetheart]]s with whom Chris has failed to lose his hated virginity.

Whether or not the Megan-esque ending of their relationship is actually to blame on the trolls or is a direct result of Chris being himself is unknown. There is evidence that the Wallflower has been made aware of the [[CWCki]].

==="References by Chris"===
Exactly when Chris first met her is not clear. While he jumped at the chance to advertise his involvement with some of his other women friends to the world, he initially made only oblique, passing references to this one. (Also, less information was forthcoming about this particular sweetheart than some because unlike, say, [[PandaHalo]], she wasn't actively leaking every detail of her communications with Chris to fellow trolls.)

The first signs of Chris's involvement with the Wallflower showed up in late January 2010. In [[Mailbag 46]], answered on 26 January, Chris claimed to have joined a "Young Adult Social Group" and "met a lovely woman there who likes me too; we are hitting it off like two hip wallflowers." Around the same time, in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3]] (which took place on 30 January), Chris said he was expecting a phone call that may have been from her.

In the 14 February 2010 edition of the [[CWC Blog]], Chris declared that "currently, my girl friend and I are getting along great; the relationship is progressing. I only ask for y'all to leave me with my relationship, and not make me feel intruded by inquiring constantly." When a correspondent in [[Mailbag 56]] challenged Chris to prove the existence of his new "girl friend," Chris replied "She does exist, and I do not appreciate your tone at all."

In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris mentioned that he had met up and had sex with his future wife, [[Lovely Weather]] in a page that was uploaded 9 December 2009. As it was considered unusual for Chris to write about an entirely fictional sweetheart, it's possible that Lovely Weather was based on this person.

It's not clear how far the relationship actually "progressed," however. Chris, we can be certain, had designs on a physical relationship with her from the start. He has no truck with the notion of "[[Friend zone|just friends]]." The Wallflower may have felt otherwise, which could explain Chris's angry remarks on the subject of the "friend zone" in the [[Common Questions#15_January_2010|15 January 2010]] edition of the Mailbag. His [["Damian_Antaria",_PLEASE,_Don't_Leave_Me_-_I_NEED_YOU!!!|plea to her]] from 14 March supports this supposition — in that video, Chris says that while they were acquainted, she told him she wasn't interested in a boyfriend.

Even with all evidence to the contrary, in his [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|C-Ya Later video]], he [[Chris and Reality|refers to her as his]] [[Boyfriend-free girl|"girlfriend"]], despite outright stating earlier that she had refused all his advances.

==="Breakup?"===

When it was found out that Chris had a possibly non-troll gal-pal, most of the trolls agreed that the best course of action was to let the events play out on their own and have her find out herself about Christian. Despite this, one troll decided to f*** it all up and link her to the CWCki.

On 10 March 2010, Chris released [[A message to the Trolls]]. Emotionally distraught, he speaks in vague terms about troll interference in his life, and of the pains of a broken heart. At the same time, in a [[Cwc_blog|Captain's Log]] entry on the CWCipedia, Chris mentioned "BREAK-UPS FROM BEING EVEN SIMPLY FRIENDS WITH ME", which presumably refers to her cutting off all contact with him.

In the wee hours of 11 March 2010, Chris released [[Don't Mess With Me|a second video]], mentioning a theoretical meeting between him and an imaginary [[Clyde Cash]]. He beats the shit out of himself and the air, pulls out a tiny little [[pocket knife]] and cuts the throat of his invisible enemy, making it seem as if he blames the loss of the Wallflower or some other troubles on his old nemesis Clyde.

On 14 March 2010, Chris uploaded a new video and appeared to shift the blame to another troll, [[Surfshack Tito]]. Chris makes a resolution to "regain the love and trust and friendship" of his gal-pal.

Later that same day, Chris made [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|another video]] (in a different shirt, suggesting he woke up in the early afternoon) where he again referred to The Wallflower by her pen name. The fact that at no point did he say anything along the lines of "Ignore the trolls" suggests that, ultimately, Wallflower finding out about the CWCki was not why she broke contact with him. Especially so when you consider that the video was about him singing about how he hates her boyfriend despite knowing nothing about him.

In the [[Surfshack Tito Emails]], Chris is mocked by Tito claiming to have had sex with the Wallflower. While Chris was initially incredulous, in a [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|later video]] he expressed outrage at Tito for "taking her from [him]", implying that he believes that the Wallflower is involved with Tito in some capacity.

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IRC (23 July 2009)

2010-04-19T16:46:58Z

Plasma:

[[Image:BillRiley.jpg|thumb|right|In this chat, Chris presumes the troll alias "Bill Riley" and provides this as his picture, taken from a Google image search for "man".]]
On 23 [[July 2009]], Chris made his first appearance on IRC in months, entering what he believed to be a secret "[[troll]]" chat under a "troll alias" (though he forgot that his hostname said he was still ChrisChanSonichu, lol) of "SonichuClone." It was revealed in the [[Jack Thaddeus E-mails]] that Jack had instructed Chris to join the Chat, as part of a larger plot to make Chris [[Chris humps his PS3|hump his favorite console]].

Notably disturbing are two instances where "SonichuClone" (Chris) tries to persuade the trolls that compelling Chris to rape his pastoral counselor [[Rocky]] would be the perfect way to troll him.

While there's a 0.001% possibility that Chris was particularly clever and tried to set a trap for the trolls by having trolls plan to rape Rocky, then notify the authorities, it is still 99.999% likely that Chris wanted to lose his [[virgin with rage|virginity]] with Rocky and wanted the trolls to give him a good excuse to come onto her.

Also, as always, Chris [[fails]], this time by failing to go incognito.

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 <'''Ganondorf'''> I WANT THE FUCKING TRIFORCE
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 <'''Ruby'''> lets PARTY
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 <'''NumberTwo'''> Twenty, twenty five minutes to go, I wanna be sedated.
 <'''NumberTwo'''> Nothing to do, no way to go home, I wanna be sedated.
 '''vivitheg''' changes topic to 'DEATH TO AMERICA�'
 <'''NumberTwo'''> ALLAH ACKBAR!
 <'''NumberTwo'''> ALLAH ACKBAR!
 <'''NumberTwo'''> ALLAH ACKBAR!
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 <'''NumberTwo'''> GREETINGS, CHRISTIAN...
 <'''vivitheg'''> What was that?
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 Looking up '''SonichuClone''' user info...
 <'''Ruby'''> Herro
 <'''vivitheg'''> Who are you?
 <'''SonichuClone'''> Hey, My name is Bill.
 <'''Ruby'''> Bill WHO
 <'''SonichuClone'''> Bill Riley
 <'''vivitheg'''> Bill o reilly?
 <'''SonichuClone'''> No, Bill Riley
 <'''Ruby'''> lol
 <'''NumberTwo'''> Fair enough...
 <'''Ruby'''> where r u from?
 <'''vivitheg'''> Who invited you?
 <'''Ruby'''> asl?
 <'''SonichuClone'''> I live in Maryland.
 <'''vivitheg'''> This is invitation only
 <'''NumberTwo'''> INVITATION ONLY!
 <'''Ruby'''> A/S/L?
 <'''SonichuClone'''> Yeah, I am a close buddy of Jack Thatius.
 <'''SonichuClone'''> Thadius
 <'''Ruby'''> shut up guys he might be hot
 <'''vivitheg'''> of course, hot guys always welcome
 <'''vivitheg'''> lol
 <'''Ruby'''> lol
 <'''SonichuClone'''> You bet I am, ladies. :)
 <'''vivitheg'''> You got a picture?
 <'''Ruby'''> Mmm how big?
 <'''vivitheg'''> PICTURE!
 <'''vivitheg'''> I WANT A PICTURE!
 <'''Ruby'''> pics or gtfo
 <'''Ruby'''> Whats ur cock size, Partner?
 <'''SonichuClone'''> Okay, hang on. I gotta look it up on this computer.
 <'''SonichuClone'''> about 5 Inches, give or take.
 <'''Ganondorf'''> WHERE IS THE TRIFORCE OF COURAGE
 <'''Ruby'''> Eh
 <'''vivitheg'''> shut up ganon
 <'''NumberTwo'''> WE WANT INFORMATION
 <'''Ruby'''> Ball size?
 <'''SonichuClone'''> I don't play that game.
 <'''Ruby'''> How big is the sack?
 <'''vivitheg'''> SHUT UP
 <'''vivitheg'''> YOU PEOPLE ARE STUPID
 <'''vivitheg'''> I JUST WANT A PICTURE OF NEW GUY
 <'''SonichuClone'''> 2 inches in diamater.
 <'''vivitheg'''> hot
 <'''SonichuClone'''> let me find my pic.
 <'''Ruby'''> thats a small sack, bucko
 <'''vivitheg'''> so small is good
 <'''vivitheg'''> well imo
 <'''SonichuClone'''> small sack, LOTS OF CUM
 <'''Ruby'''> hmmm
 <'''vivitheg'''> well, we're going to be holding a meeting in 15 minutes
 <'''Ruby'''> know how to use it?
 <'''SonichuClone'''> Yeah, I am here for that.
 <'''vivitheg'''> okay
 <'''vivitheg'''> well just stick around
 <'''vivitheg'''> BUT FIRST I WANT A PICTURE!
 <'''SonichuClone'''> I'm down with it; I've been hating that Chris Chan for MONTHS.
 <'''Ruby'''> ME TOO
 <'''vivitheg'''> eh
 <'''Ruby'''> I'm here cos Chris Chan's cock is too small
 <'''Ruby'''> I h8t small cocks
 <'''vivitheg'''> lol
 <'''Ruby'''> So, I troll him.
 <'''vivitheg'''> of course you do sweetie
 <'''vivitheg'''> ANYWAY, PICTURE WOO
 <'''Ruby'''> ;)
 <'''Ruby'''> we can share this new cowboy vivi
 <'''SonichuClone'''> I hear that.
 <'''vivitheg'''> of course '''Ruby'''
 <'''Ruby'''> Double dip, twist!
 <'''SonichuClone'''> I found my pic, but I forgot how I share it; do I upload it on the IRC, or do I share a link?
 <'''Ruby'''> tinypic.com
 <'''vivitheg'''> upload it to like imageshack
 <'''Ruby'''> upload there
 <'''vivitheg'''> or tinypic wherever
 <'''SonichuClone'''> cool.
 <'''vivitheg'''> SQUEE
 <'''vivitheg'''> I CAN'T WAIT
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 <'''Ruby'''> mmmmm
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 <'''vivitheg'''> WHAT UP JACK
 <'''JackThadeus'''> welcome gentle trolls
 <'''Ruby'''> Cowboy, can you double dip me and Viv?
 <'''NumberTwo'''> WELCOME, BROTHER JACK.
 <'''Ruby'''> I'm so wet right now
 '''vivitheg''' sets mode: +o '''JackThadeus'''
 <'''Ruby'''> I'm masterbating with my playstation controller
 <'''SonichuClone'''> http://tinypic.com/r/2nvup01/3
 <'''Ruby'''> i have it set on vibrate..........
 <'''SonichuClone'''> LOL! :)
 <'''vivitheg'''> snap! you're a bit old
 <'''vivitheg'''> but I BET YOU GOT EXPERIENCE
 <'''vivitheg'''> DONTCHA!?
 <'''SonichuClone'''> I only LOOK Old; I'm actually 30
 <'''Ruby'''> mmmm
 <'''vivitheg'''> shit, you should do something about that
 <'''SonichuClone'''> I get that a lot. ;)
 <'''Ruby'''> looks like a soap opera star
 <'''Ruby'''> I can dig it
 <'''JackThadeus'''> You guys seen Boku No Pico?
 <'''vivitheg'''> oh jack you
 <'''Ruby'''> lolol
 <'''JackThadeus'''> awesome boy porn
 <'''Ruby'''> mmmmm shota
 <'''Ruby'''> fap fap
 <'''JackThadeus'''> want me to link pics guys?
 <'''vivitheg'''> delicious
 <'''Ruby'''> plz
 <'''JackThadeus'''> meh mayber later after we get bizness done
 <'''vivitheg'''> ANYWAY, where's your stupid ass daughter jack
 <'''TheRealCapnCrunch'''> hey guys hows it going i just got back the meeting start yet
 <'''vivitheg'''> SHUT UP CAPNCRUNCH YOU FUCKING MORON I HATE YOU
 <'''NickDunbar'''> ...Goddamnit Capn
 <'''Ruby'''> Wheres cowboy?
 <'''Ruby'''> Bill, hello
 <'''JackThadeus'''> Ok people
 <'''vivitheg'''> WHERE'S YOUR STUPID DAUGHTER OR IS SHE OUT OF THIS JACK
 <'''Ruby'''> damn Jack is it buisness time already? I was about to get fucked by Bill.
 <'''JackThadeus'''> Do you know the real reason for chris to follow the demands?
 <'''vivitheg'''> duhhhhhhhh
 <'''vivitheg'''> fuck microsoft, shit.
 <'''JackThadeus'''> She was suppose to be here
 <'''JackThadeus'''> i left her an email and everything.
 <'''Ruby'''> ikr where the fuck is she
 <'''vivitheg'''> WHATEVER, PROBABLY TOO BUSY DOING COCAINE lol
 <'''Ruby'''> lolol
 <'''JackThadeus'''> probably out with Maurice
 <'''vivitheg'''> and cocaine
 <'''JackThadeus'''> & Jamal
 <'''vivitheg'''> and cocaine
 <'''Ruby'''> and the rest of the jackson five
 <'''Ruby'''> slut
 <'''vivitheg'''> do ho ho ho
 <'''vivitheg'''> ANYWAY, cowboy
 <'''vivitheg'''> you know what's going down?
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 <'''SonichuClone'''> :D
 <'''JackThadeus'''> We want to piss off the Xbox 360 tards
 <'''Ruby'''> Took you long enough
 <'''vivitheg'''> fuck microsoft fanboys seriously
 <'''Ruby'''> lol yeah
 <'''JackThadeus'''> and ruin their sells
 <'''vivitheg'''> we need to end the console wars
 <'''vivitheg'''> SONY WILL WIN WOO
 <'''Ruby'''> Hot huh, Bill?
<TheRealCapnCrunch> nah the xbox is the shit
 <'''vivitheg'''> okay i'm banning you
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 <'''Ruby'''> HAHAHAH
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 <'''Ruby'''> what a small cock
 <'''NickDunbar'''> So clueless
 '''vivitheg''' sets mode: -b *!*@gecko.mantis
 <'''vivitheg'''> ugh so stupid
 <'''JackThadeus'''> A true fan of Sony would Hump/thrust the shit out of the ps3 console.
 <'''vivitheg'''> so naive
 <'''Ruby'''> yeah
 <'''Ruby'''> a guy with a big cock would do it
 <'''Ruby'''> and women would suck that shit
 <'''Ruby'''> they'd eat all dat cum
 <'''vivitheg'''> and none of us have big dicks HUH JACK EHHHHHHHHHHH
 <'''vivitheg'''> HEH
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 <'''JackThadeus'''> Plus anything would be better than seeing that crappy white console being humped
 <'''vivitheg'''> shit son.
 <'''Ruby'''> yeah
 <'''JackThadeus'''> Xbox360 don't know hwo to make good GAMES
 <'''vivitheg'''> but he's expressed resistance to the idea
 <'''NickDunbar'''> Y'know why they call it the 360 right?
 <'''NumberTwo'''> I do not know, why?
 <'''Ruby'''> Yeah why
 <'''NickDunbar'''> Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away
 <'''vivitheg'''> look, jack you gonna get him banned from psn permanently right if he doesn't agree?
 <'''NumberTwo'''> LOLOLOLOLOL
 <'''FireBurnt'''> you turn 360 degrees and moon walk away
 <'''vivitheg'''> SHUT UP YOU JOKERS
 <'''JackThadeus'''> 360 should be named 180, as in you see the console and wanna turn to go away
 <'''JackThadeus'''> amirite?
 <'''vivitheg'''> ugh jack listen to me
 <'''FireBurnt'''> yeah
 <'''JackThadeus'''> Yes My 2nd
 <'''vivitheg'''> oh okay good
 <'''Ruby'''> You fucking shriner, FireBurnt
 <'''vivitheg'''> i want to ban him though, it'll be awesome
 <'''vivitheg'''> can i do it?
 <'''Ruby'''> Did you burn ur brain AND dick off in that fire of '06
 <'''JackThadeus'''> only if we DONT have the sony humping video
 <'''JackThadeus'''> that is when i'll consider it
 <'''Ruby'''> right.
 <'''JackThadeus'''> & I am not afraid of myself getting banned at the process
 <'''vivitheg'''> god then i hope he doesn't do it then
 <'''Ruby'''> If he doesn't do that video, he's a fucking no dick pussy
 <'''vivitheg'''> anyway cowboy, what do you think of this whole thing?
 <'''JackThadeus'''> I have an extra console in my person for the situation to happen.
 <'''Ruby'''> kewl
 '''vivitheg''' slaps '''SonichuClone''' with a HUGE-ASS TROUT.
 <'''Ruby'''> '''SonichuClone'''
 <'''vivitheg'''> yo cowboy
 <'''vivitheg'''> pay attention bro
 <'''FireBurnt'''> you there?
 <'''SonichuClone'''> Yo, I'm just waitin' for the BIG Plan; what's next for the r-tard
 <'''SonichuClone'''> ?
 <'''Ruby'''> lol
 <'''vivitheg'''> lol
 <'''NumberTwo'''> lol
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 <'''Ruby'''> whadya mean, newbie?
 <'''JackThadeus'''> why you gotta censore?
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 <'''SonichuClone'''> I ain't censorin'
 <'''vivitheg'''> well, what do you think about the ps3 thing
 <'''Ruby'''> better not be
 <'''JackThadeus'''> r-tard*
 <'''SonichuClone'''> he's a motherfuckin retard
 <'''vivitheg'''> that's what we wanted to know
 <'''The_C_Man'''> Sounds pretty solid
 <'''JackThadeus'''> ok then
 <'''JackThadeus'''> the big plan
 <'''SonichuClone'''> I LOATHE the 360. Damn Red Ring
 <'''FireBurnt'''> this is a chat you know we chat here not wait
 <'''Ruby'''> yeah he is, and he's goanna be a no dick retard if he doesnt do this
 <'''vivitheg'''> yeah, fuck the 360
 <'''SonichuClone'''> YES
 <'''vivitheg'''> i'm ambivelent on the wii though
 <'''vivitheg'''> what do you think about the wii?
 <'''Ruby'''> agreed, I like Animal Crossing
 <'''Ruby'''> It's cute.
 <'''JackThadeus'''> You ever played any 360 games?
 <'''SonichuClone'''> it's alright; I've only checked it in a store demo.
 <'''JackThadeus'''> '''SonichuClone''', aren't they terrible?
 <'''FireBurnt'''> i say we plan a away to destroy all 360s but they're doing that by themselves
 <'''vivitheg'''> do ho ho ho ho
 <'''The_C_Man'''> Ooooh, that shit's gonna be TIGHT yo
 <'''Ruby'''> you so black C WOMAN
 <'''SonichuClone'''> I hated the 360 fuck-ups.
 <'''vivitheg'''> of course
 <'''vivitheg'''> Bill Gates...more like...Bill Gaytes
 <'''vivitheg'''> heh amirite?
 <'''NumberTwo'''> lol
 <'''JackThadeus'''> Gears of War...shit...more like TEARS OF WAR
 <'''Ruby'''> lol
 <'''NumberTwo'''> VERY
 <'''Ruby'''> lol ZING
 <'''The_C_Man'''> Yeah dawg, dat shit'z gay
 <'''JackThadeus'''> Star Wars: The Force unleashed? more like Star Whores: GAYS IN A LEASH
 <'''NumberTwo'''> lol
 <'''vivitheg'''> anyway, let's introduce cowboy here to the gang
 <'''vivitheg'''> you know jack obviously
 <'''vivitheg'''> leader of us all
 <'''vivitheg'''> And I'm Vivian Gee
 <'''The_C_Man'''> Man, dat sum homo shit
 <'''vivitheg'''> nice to meet ya
 <'''NickDunbar'''> D'oh ho ho
 <'''JackThadeus'''> greetings
 <'''SonichuClone'''> HAIL Jack! :)
 <'''JackThadeus'''> :D
 <'''vivitheg'''> FireBurnt is some crazy pyromaniac
 <'''Ruby'''> I'm '''Ruby''' Serenity Minge
 <'''vivitheg'''> and the other people are a bunch of faggots
 <'''JackThadeus'''> Now '''SonichuClone'''
 <'''Ruby'''> yeah he burnt his dick off
 <'''SonichuClone'''> I'm a bit clueless on one detail, HOW is it you can get the retard banned from his fuckin' PSN?
 <'''JackThadeus'''> everyone here has at least 3 reasons of hating/trolling Chrischan, The MAn Child.
 <'''JackThadeus'''> What are your 3 reasons, my friend.
 <'''JackThadeus'''> ?*
 <'''SonichuClone'''> Killed Clyde; Called me a homo after I trolled him, I think he even sent me a virus to take down my computer; I just fuckin' hate the batard.
 <'''SonichuClone'''> *bastard
 <'''JackThadeus'''> ok
 <'''JackThadeus'''> On psn
 <'''JackThadeus'''> you have 3 strikes then your out deal on the psn
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 <'''JackThadeus'''> Chris has been banned 2 times now
 <'''SonichuClone'''> You know what we should do, we should make him force himself on his counslor; forgot her name, and film it.
 <'''SonichuClone'''> *have him film it.
 <'''JackThadeus'''> Which Counselor?
 <'''Ruby'''> lol why?
 <'''Ruby'''> Explain.
 <'''SonichuClone'''> the counsoler he sees weekly
 <'''The_C_Man'''> Whoa, dat shit's nuts
 <'''JackThadeus'''> don't know
 <'''vivitheg'''> uhhhh is her name julia?
 <'''JackThadeus'''> don't care
 <'''Ruby'''> EXPLAIN
 <'''JackThadeus'''> listen
 <'''SonichuClone'''> IDK, I think it started with an "R" if I recall.
 <'''JackThadeus'''> Chris has 2 strikes on the banning
 <'''Ruby'''> OH YEAH Rocky
 <'''JackThadeus'''> the 3rd will console bann him for good
 <'''SonichuClone'''> That's it.
 <'''JackThadeus'''> yes
 <'''JackThadeus'''> If he wants to complain
 <'''JackThadeus'''> then he will have to hang himself in the process
 <'''SonichuClone'''> hells yeah!
 <'''vivitheg'''> lol like he told sam right?
 <'''JackThadeus'''> So if he wants to shoot himself in the head he has no choice but to comply
 <'''Ruby'''> Where IS Sam
 <'''vivitheg'''> probably cocaine...ing.
 <'''JackThadeus'''> but I do intend on following my end of the bargain
 <'''Ruby'''> She needs to be off the case if shes doing this shit...
 <'''JackThadeus'''> That much I promised him.
 <'''vivitheg'''> of course, then we see a happy sony fan and PISSED OFF 360 FANS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
 <'''vivitheg'''> WOO.
 <'''SonichuClone'''> YES!
 <'''Ruby'''> You're so awesome Jack, you have the biggest cock
 <'''vivitheg'''> (when he doesn't)
 <'''JackThadeus'''> I know...
 <'''Ruby'''> So honest...
 <'''The_C_Man'''> SHit yeah, nigga got a WANG BANG
 <'''Ruby'''> And humble...
 <'''Ruby'''> Did you guys know Chris fucking shits himself 2
 <'''Ruby'''> he's such a retard
 <'''SonichuClone'''> DUDE!
 <'''Ruby'''> lol ik
 <'''Ruby'''> '''SonichuClone''', you ready to be face sat?
 <'''JackThadeus'''> Chris has 12 hours to comply before I call psn and report the both of us.
 <'''vivitheg'''> shut up '''Ruby'''
 <'''Ruby'''> lol
 <'''vivitheg'''> you always gotta ask that
 <'''JackThadeus'''> The video much be within 8 minutes of him begging me for his psn and humping/thrusting himself upon his console.
 <'''vivitheg'''> of course, showing how loyal he is to sony
 <'''Ruby'''> Jack, you are like an electrode
 <'''vivitheg'''> that way we have something to hang over the head of 360 fans
 <'''vivitheg'''> they have nothing
 <'''vivitheg'''> we have chris
 <'''vivitheg'''> yawn, i'm sleepy
 <'''JackThadeus'''> So what did you think of clyde, my former lover, sonichu clone? mind if I call you SC for short?
 <'''Ruby'''> we need some pep
 <'''vivitheg'''> i liked cowboy better
 <'''JackThadeus'''> w/e proceed please.
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 '''The_C_Man''' is now known as '''Nigafingaonnatrigga'''
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 <'''SonichuClone'''> He was a cool man; I enjoyed our conversations.
 <'''SonichuClone'''> and smokin weed too. :)
 <'''The_Mistress'''> Hello everyone.
 <'''Nigafingaonnatrigga'''> Sounds like a tight nigga. Whatchoo talk about
 <'''Ruby'''> lol
 <'''SonichuClone'''> SC is cool; sounds like Soul Calibur.
 <'''vivitheg'''> sup mistress, we got a newcomer here
 <'''vivitheg'''> anyway jack continue
 <'''The_Mistress'''> Oh really?
 <'''JackThadeus'''> What have you conversed with clyde about awhile back?
 '''Nigafingaonnatrigga''' is now known as '''NigaTriggaFinga'''
 <'''JackThadeus'''> i'm blurry on the details
 <'''JackThadeus'''> never told me while we were in bed/smoking weed.
 <'''NigaTriggaFinga'''> Weed iz da BOMB
 <'''Ruby'''> I love Soul Calibur
 <'''Ruby'''> I am Talim
 <'''SonichuClone'''> Shit about Chris, and whatnot. Yeah, this was about a year ago, the last time I talked to him.
 <'''SonichuClone'''> I like the picture he shared on the net to deceive the retard.
 <'''JackThadeus'''> If u could do 1 thing to chris, SC, what would you do?
 <'''SonichuClone'''> really off-the charts.
 <'''SonichuClone'''> Force him to dis himself by forcing himself upon one of his surperiors.
 <'''JackThadeus'''> why do you want him to go see a supperior?
 <'''SonichuClone'''> IDK, so he can compare himself and see how REALLY SMALL he is.
 <'''SonichuClone'''> :)
 <'''JackThadeus'''> Did you hear? Ivy committed suicide over her Dad not letting her move to Virginia to be with Chris.
 <'''SonichuClone'''> DAMN!
 <'''SonichuClone'''> how much did that bitch have?
 <'''vivitheg'''> she tried to call chris once more it was funny
 <'''vivitheg'''> lol
 <'''Ruby'''> Yeah she was so desperate
 <'''JackThadeus'''> Her dad found out about she called him
 <'''JackThadeus'''> are you talking about money?
 <'''Ruby'''> lol
 <'''JackThadeus'''> she had no money'.
 <'''Ruby'''> She hung herself because her dad forbid her to see him. Lol she died in vain over a small cock.
 <'''JackThadeus'''> *crooked cock
 <'''Ruby'''> hahaha
 <'''Ruby'''> ik I can't believe Chris thought she was a troll! The one girl who actually loved him. Pathetic. And now she's dead cos of would be next for you on him?
 <'''JackThadeus'''> Then I will spend the remaining money on his psn accounts.
 <'''SonichuClone'''> How much does he have?
 <'''JackThadeus'''> and then call the psn
 <'''JackThadeus'''> since i know a friend in the office that can ban him.
 <'''JackThadeus'''> Vivi created a virus to go to his psn.
 <'''JackThadeus'''> after the ban commences
 <'''vivitheg'''> THEN HE'LL HAVE A FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE US DOLLAR BRICK
 <'''Ruby'''> No more PSN, no more Console! He's goanna loose everything.
 <'''SonichuClone'''> I was talking about, though, AFTER you ban him forever and like weeks later, then what?
 <'''JackThadeus'''> Well I do have some aces up my sleeve for THAT moment.
 <'''SonichuClone'''> Do tell.
 <'''JackThadeus'''> I have a brother
 <'''JackThadeus'''> who works at that NBC station in Charlotsville
 <'''SonichuClone'''> go on.
 <'''SonichuClone'''> or are you just going to expose him for the bad shit on the internet?
 <'''JackThadeus'''> I have saved facts tha ED has. A hungry news reporter is BEGGING to report on chris
 <'''JackThadeus'''> on how much of a internet slob he is.
 <'''Ruby'''> lol yeah
 <'''JackThadeus'''> We will give him NEGATIVE media attention
 <'''JackThadeus'''> (like he had any "POSITIVE" attention from the start >>)
 <'''SonichuClone'''> I hear that.
 <'''JackThadeus'''> just like what I did with the radio stations
 <'''SonichuClone'''> radio?
 <'''SonichuClone'''> what happened?
 <'''JackThadeus'''> Hold on a sec I got the radio links
 <'''JackThadeus'''> there were like 6 or 7 of them
 <'''JackThadeus'''> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyCRuXjSKs8 this for starters
 <'''SonichuClone'''> Awesome! :D
 <'''JackThadeus'''> And here is the thing IF chris were to follow our demands.
 <'''SonichuClone'''> did you do any of these others on this list here?
 <'''SonichuClone'''> oh?
 <'''vivitheg'''> we have a new plan.
 <'''JackThadeus'''> IF chris is to follow our demands, I will follow my end of the deal.
 <'''Ruby'''> We did all.
 <'''vivitheg'''> it's a glorious plan
 <'''JackThadeus'''> And then we will troll that Joshua Martinez guy that knows Chris.
 <'''vivitheg'''> that guy's a faggot
 <'''Ruby'''> yeah he's a mexican
 <'''Ruby'''> sorry
 <'''Ruby'''> *mexiCANT
 <'''JackThadeus'''> & then Chris Crocker after him.
 <'''SonichuClone'''> who?
 <'''Ruby'''> a faggoo
 <'''SonichuClone'''> never heard of Crocker
 <'''JackThadeus'''> I felt bad chris when Josh tried to steal the psp from Chris.
 <'''Ruby'''> lol how can you not know who Crocker is, SonichClone?
 <'''vivitheg'''> jesus lay off the alcohol
 <'''SonichuClone'''> yeah, I may have heard of him while I was 6 feet under. :D
 <'''Ruby'''> what?
 <'''JackThadeus'''> heh
 <'''vivitheg'''> 6 feet under?
 <'''vivitheg'''> what
 <'''SonichuClone'''> Jack gets me.
 <'''Ruby'''> lol
 <'''SonichuClone'''> Drunk, Vivi
 <'''JackThadeus'''> sorry too much to drink.
 <'''Ruby'''> What the fuck u talking about
 <'''vivitheg'''> oh, i bet it's an injoke
 <'''vivitheg'''> or something
 <'''SonichuClone'''> yeah, an inside drunk joke. :D
 <'''NigaTriggaFinga'''> Shit man, dat's crazy.
 <'''vivitheg'''> anyway, it's a big shift for us to move targets
 <'''JackThadeus'''> I found Chris' ex-BF, Max Molvania...aka Julie.
 <'''vivitheg'''> where the fuck has he been
 <'''Ruby'''> lol yeah chris sux his cock
 <'''JackThadeus'''> he was a traitor & actually Fell for chris.
 <'''vivitheg'''> really? fuckin christ
 <'''JackThadeus'''> I had to finish him off.
 <'''vivitheg'''> gasp
 <'''JackThadeus'''> So does anyone know how far chris will finish his music video?
 '''SonichuClone''' has quit IRC
 <'''vivitheg'''> where's your damn friend jack
 <'''vivitheg'''> why did he leave
 <'''vivitheg'''> i wanted a pic of his dick
 <'''NickDunbar'''> Hm
 <'''Minovsky'''> chris wants to do rocky
 <'''Minovsky'''> he wants to do her hard
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Niggos

2010-03-18T10:45:08Z

Plasma: /* CADD Chef */

[[Image:Lynch_to_the_supreme.jpg|thumb|Chris doesn't trust them new niggos over there.]]

[[Chris]] demonstrates [[Chris and race|many instances of intolerance and racism]], both intentional and unintentional. His racism comes from several sources: his father, his isolated formative years, television, and his complete ignorance of everything that isn't him. '''Black people''', in particular, are a common target for his xenophobia.

==Origin of the word "niggos"==
'''Niggos''' is one of [[Chris]]'s many minced oaths, this one meant to refer to black people. His only known use of the term was in the [[Julie Reveals Herself|03 March 2009 chat]] where [[BlueSpike]] coerced him into saying ''"[[BILLY MAYS]] is the new mayor of [[CWCville]], and Christian Chandler will be thrown in CWCville jail, where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers."'' Chris repeated the line as ordered, but (being retarded as usual) ignored his instructions and attempted to outsmart BlueSpike by saying "niggos" instead of the dreaded N-word. Yes, out of all the things Chris could have done (you know, refused to say the N-word, said "N-word" or "blacks" or "African Americans" or some similar term, bleep himself out, or just not be a retard and end the conversation) he chose to coin a retarded ''and'' offensive term which, as if to add insult to injury, sounds like a lame brand of cereal. (It should be noted that Chris's creativity was completely in vain. BlueSpike pointed out Chris's faggotry, and our autistic hero had to spell out "nigger" properly several times. He even got the hang of it, and started singing [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|"Don't trust them new niggers over there"]] on his own will, which he had done more than once before.<ref>[[Mumble 7#Summary|Mumble 7]]</ref><ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5#Summary|BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]</ref> So much for respecting the minorities.)

As of now, Chris never again used the word "niggo", and probably doesn't even remember the whole incident. However, "niggo" is still considered a [[CWC-ism]], and is classified as a CWC-neologism.

In a video posted on his YouTube Channel on 17 [[March 2010]], Chris finally dropped the [[100 2151.MOV|N-bomb]], making him an official [[Chris and race|racist]]. Repercussions of this event are yet to be seen.

=="[[Evan|No Darkies]]"==
[[Image:Nodarkies.JPG|thumb|Chris approved of this pic, and said he liked it.]]
{{protip|Chris never said or wrote "No darkies", nor has he ever used the word "darkie". However, he has said "nigger".}}
Chris has been widely considered to be racist against black people since it was learned that his highly specific criteria for a [[sweetheart]] includes whiteness and specifically excludes blackness.<ref>[[Attraction Sign]]</ref><ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]</ref> Chris does not only tell this to trolls, however, he has told black [[boyfriend-free girls]] who are interested in him in real life, that they do not "meet his standard criteria for a female companion". To their faces.<ref>[[Autism papers|Chris's psychiatric examination]]</ref> Trolls quickly coined the phrase "No darkies" as a quick summary of Chris's criteria for a BFG, much to his chagrin.

Some may argue, if excluding "darkies" from the list of Chris's potential [[Sweetheart|heartsweets]] is actually an act of racism and discrimination against black women. Quite possibly, it could be rather considered an act of racism and discrimination against ''white'' women, as they are specifically selected as the manchild's possible victims of stalking and harassment. Chris also stated that he doesn't hate men who have black girlfriends, and doesn't consider them [[JERKS]], so Chris may think it'll increase his chances of finding a white boyfriend-free girl.

==Niggos in Chris's life==
[[Image:0242-CWC&VarsityBBallTeam97Color.jpg|thumb|Watch your back pocket, Chris!]]

There were some 12-15 year old black kids who frequented [[The GAMe PLACe]]. Chris picked on them and acted like they wanted to steal from him, hiding his stuff when they were nearby.<ref>[[Mimms]] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=16855#p16855 post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref> The reason Chris got banned permanently from The GAMe PLACe was getting into a shouting match with one of these kids.

Chris also once argued with a huge black guy named TJ. When they started talking about how Chris would never get laid, Chris yelled, "I'm going to smack your effing face down!" As TJ stood up like he was going to beat Chris's ass, Chris shrunk and whimpered, "I mean your face down monster..."<ref>[[Mimms]] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=17281#p17281 post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref>

==Niggos in the Comic==
In the [[Sonichu Comic|Sonichu Comics]] most black characters are villains who try to thwart Chris and [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|his hedgehogs]] at every turn. The ones that aren't so lucky are treated like crap by the other characters or used in race related jokes.

===[[B-Manajerk]]===
A '''villain''' based off a real life encounter. The B most likely stands for Black – the name was coined so that Chris could distinguish him from other [[Manajerks]]. This is quite similar to the way American black superheroes were named in the 1950-60s. He is a cousin of the [[Jerkhief]], because obviously dem black peoples must know each other or be related.

===[[Barack Obama]]===
A cameo for the sake of '''a race-related joke'''. [[Bob]] told Chris a racist joke about then-senator Obama, which Chris believed as being a real rumor, approved of, and then illustrated within the pages of [[Sonichu 8]]. Oh, and just in case you didn't think Chris was racist enough, he also drew Obama wearing a strange exotic dress and headgear, which probably was meant to imply that he is a [[Twin Falling Towers|Muslim]], just because his middle name is "Hussein". Chris later removed the joke after Obama won the election but he probably only did that because he respects Obama now.

[[Image:Nigrachu.jpg|thumb|And he's black and he's black.]]

===[[Black Sonichu]]/Blachu===
A '''villain''' turned positive-aligned "bad boy". Black Sonichu/Blachu (whose name was later [[retconned|changed]] to Blake) was originally a villain who later switched sides because he's a recolor of [[Shadow the Hedgehog]]. Note that Chris doesn't give him a creative name, like Shadow, but thinks that noting his "blackness" would be enough (see B-Manajerk). Black Sonichu's story is quite (stereo)typical. He was brought to the CWCverse against his will, and [[Reldnahc]] (a white boy) quickly states that he is Blachu's master. Black then proceeds to steal a pink woman ([[Rosechu]]) and later a precious stone ([[Legendary Master Sunstone]]). Black Sonichu, compared to his yellow original, is considered inferior, and is all brawn and aggression while not being able to figure how to defend properly. Before his name change several characters made several ambiguous remarks when referring to him which could be interpreted as racist (including [[Wild|Wild's]] "I was following this black guy on a board..." comment). To Chris's credit, Blake becomes a positive character later, and even scores an interracial relationship with [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. Though the couple is forced to hide that fact from the intolerant society of [[CWCville]], and other characters do nothing to stop this travesty.

===[[CADD Chef]]===
A '''villain''' based on Christian's actual [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting & Design]] teacher, Kene Meniru, at [[Piedmont Valley Community College]]. Meniru gave Chris a F in real life (probably for Chris's "[[Chris_and_English#Spelling|geinus]]" building designs) and is portrayed as a [[JERKS|jerk]] who always complains about the buildings in Cwcville. Given how bad Chris is at [[Chris and Art|drawing]] the CADD Chef's comments are perfectly understandable. Note that Chris thought it was more important that Kene Meniru was black than that he was a teacher, and decided to portray him as possibly the [[Fail|only black cartoon character he was familiar with]], even though that character had no other similarity to Mr. Meniru than the color of his skin.

===[[Silvana]]===
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===Minor(ity) characters===
*[[Florance Fisher]]
*[[Jerkhief]]
*[[Inos]]
*[[Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|Constable Louis Perez]]

==See also==
* [[Chris and race]]
* [[Homos]]
* [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]

==Sauces==
<references/>

{{CWC-isms}}

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Chris Drops the N-Bomb

2010-03-18T10:02:49Z

Plasma:

'''Chris Drops the N-Bomb''' (officially posted as '''100_2151.MOV''') is a video where [[Chris]] sends yet another gory [[Death_threats|death threat]], and uses the infamous 'N-Word', at [[Surfshack Tito|Tito]].

Unsurprisingly, Chris once again drops the name of the [[Wallflower]]. His actual explicit and complete usage of the racial slur, however, was unexpected; the closest he had previously come was when [[BlueSpike]] coerced him into trying to say it, only for him to say [[Niggo]].

And to make it worse, there hasn't been any actual indication that Surfshack Tito is actually black, or that Chris has any reason for thinking so. If true, it would mean that Chris would not only be saying the N-word, but also thinking that even being called black is an insult in itself!

==Video==

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[[Image:Chrischantwoface.jpg|thumb|Artist's interpretation of Chris between this and his previous video]]
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{{Infobox/video
| name = 100_2151.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|cuxOX-r7R50}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 17 March 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = Surfshack Tito
| Performance Style = {{rage}} Rage
| Saga = [[Image:Surfshacktito_saga.png]] [[Surfshack Tito]]
| Shirt = {{TanWideLines}} Tan Wide Lines
| previous = [[Happy Sonichu Day]]
| next = [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|Current]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===
Tito! You stay away from [[The Wallflower|Heather]], you son of a bitch. You have no right taking her from me like that, you [[Chris and sex#Chris and rape|womanizing rapist]]! And if you go near her again, then I will find you! I will find you, I will [[Pocket knife|cut you up]], I will [[CWC Fighter|beat you up]], I will knock you on your backside, stand on your gut like a [[Obesity|log roller]], and roll your fat right through your skull! Blow it wide open!

Because that's what you deserve, you God damn [[Chris and hypocrisy|womanizing raping]] [[troll|trollin' stupid]] [[Man in the Pickle Suit|pickle suited]] [[Niggo|'''nigger!''']] And don't you ever, don't you dare contact me in my E-mail again, or contact me ever! You stay away from me- you stay away from me and contact. Don't call me, I will find you!

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The Wallflower

2010-03-15T18:43:01Z

Plasma: /* Breakup? */

----
{{Ongoing}}

[[File:ClydeandLovelyweather.jpg|thumb|right|Shit Was Soo Cash! The Wallflower also went to [[Clyde Cash]]!]]
"'''The Wallflower'''" aka Damian Antaria is the heir to [[Megan Schroeder]], a female friend Chris met some time around early 2010. She is one of the few girls Chris has managed to associate with in his post-high-school years who is not (as far as can be seen) a direct result of trolling. In March 2010, she joined the long list of would-be sweethearts with whom Chris has failed to lose his hated virginity.

Whether or not the Megan-esque ending of their relationship is actually to blame on the trolls or is a direct result of Chris being himself is unknown. There is evidence that the Wallflower has been made aware of the [[CWCki]], but given Chris's past record of making an absolute tit of himself in every way imaginable, it is not unrealistic to consider that Chris himself scared the Wallflower away with his pungent aroma of [[Chris and health#Hygiene|sweat]], [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]], and [[AXE]]. Nevertheless, Chris has taken it upon himself to blame those god damn trolls for destroying yet another chance at getting some [[china]].

==References by Chris==
Exactly when Chris first met her is not clear. While he has jumped at the chance to advertise his involvement with some of his other women friends to the world, he has only made oblique, passing references to her. (Also, less information has been forthcoming about this particular sweetheart than some because unlike, say, [[PandaHalo]], she isn't actively leaking every detail of her communications with Chris to fellow trolls.)

The first signs of Chris's involvement with the Wallflower showed up in late January 2010. In [[Mailbag 46]], answered on 26 January 2010, Chris claimed to have joined a "Young Adult Social Group" and "met a lovely woman there who likes me too; we are hitting it off like two hip wallflowers." Around the same time, in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3]] (which took place on 30 January), Chris said he was expecting a phone call that may have been from her.

In the 14 February 2010 edition of the [[CWC Blog]], Chris declared that "currently, my girl friend and I are getting along great; the relationship is progressing. I only ask for y'all to leave me with my relationship, and not make me feel intruded by inquiring constantly." When a correspondent in [[Mailbag 56]] challenged Chris to prove the existence of his new "girl friend," Chris replied "She does exist, and I do not appreciate your tone at all."

In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris mentioned that he had met up and had sex with his future wife, [[Lovely Weather]] in a page that was uploaded 9 December 2009. As it was considered unusual for Chris to write about an entirely fictional sweetheart, it's possible that Lovely Weather was based on this person.

It's not clear how far the relationship actually "progressed," however. Chris, we can be certain, had designs on a physical relationship with her from the start. He has no truck with the notion of "[[Friend zone|just friends]]." The Wallflower may have felt otherwise, which could explain Chris's angry remarks on the subject of the "friend zone" in the [[Common Questions#15_January_2010|15 January 2010]] edition of the Mailbag. His [["Damian_Antaria",_PLEASE,_Don't_Leave_Me_-_I_NEED_YOU!!!|abject plea to her]] from 14 March supports this supposition — in that video, Chris says that while they were acquainted, she told him she wasn't interested in a boyfriend. However, he implied that she was now thinking of dating some other guy, making it quite likely that she used "not interested in a boyfriend" as a polite way of turning Chris down. It's far more polite than "Fuck no, you disgusting freak."

==Breakup?==
[[File:The link.jpg|thumb|How to troll both Chris and his trolls in one simple step.]]
When it was found out that Chris had a possibly non-troll gal-pal, most of the trolls agreed that the best course of action was to let the events play out on their own and have her find out herself what a [[Chris and Race|racist]], [[Sex|sexist]], [[Homos|homophobic]], [[Monthly Tugboat|lazy]], [[Health|unhygienic]], [[Ego|narcissistic]], [[Hypocrisy|hypocritical]], [[naive]], and overall [[The Creepy Stare|creepy]] manchild Chris was. Despite this, one troll decided to fuck it all up and link her to the CWCki.

On 10 March 2010, Chris released [[A message to the Trolls]]. Emotionally distraught, he speaks in vague terms about troll interference in his life, and of the pains of a broken heart. At the same time, in a [[Cwc_blog|Captain's Log]] entry on the CWCipedia, Chris mentioned "BREAK-UPS FROM BEING EVEN SIMPLY FRIENDS WITH ME", which presumably refers to her cutting off all contact with him.

In the wee hours of 11 March 2010, Chris released [[Don't Mess With Me|a second video]], mentioning a theoretical meeting between him and an imaginary [[Clyde Cash]]. He beats the shit out of himself and the air, pulls out a tiny little [[pocket knife]] and cuts the throat of his invisible enemy, making it seem as if he blames the loss of the Wallflower or some other troubles on his old nemesis Clyde.

On 14 March 2010, Chris uploaded a new video and appeared to shift the blame to another troll, [[Surfshack Tito]]. In between delivering [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|bizarre threats of violence]], Chris makes a resolution to "regain the love and trust and friendship" of his gal-pal. It is not clear why Chris believes he can accomplish this goal by donning a kilt, waving around a small knife, putting on a grotesque attempt at a Scottish accent, and generally presenting a hideous affront to the culture and people of an entire nation.

Later that same day, Chris made [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|another video]] (in a different shirt, suggesting he woke up in the early afternoon) where he again referred to The Wallflower by her pen name, and literally begged her to sleep with him because his life was so hard, and otherwise he would have to pay $100 for sex with a hooker. The fact that at no point did he say anything along the lines of "Ignore the trolls" suggests that, ultimately, Wallflower finding out about the CWCki was not why she broke contact with him. Especially so when you consider that the video was about him singing about how he hates her boyfriend despite knowing nothing about him.

==Anonymity==
Originally, this article intruded into parts of the Wallflower's life that had nothing to do with Chris, prompting her to request that the article be reworked to refer to her under a pseudonym and avoid direct references to her personal life and identity. The CWCki's administrators reasonably agreed.

Chris is convinced that this change took place because of the angry threats he made in his video of 10 March 2010, when in fact it had nothing to do with him. The changes to this page led him to believe that he could insist on sweeping edits to many other pages, which he listed in the 14 March 2010 Captain's Log update on the CWCipedia. Those demands were ignored.

Despite his (for once successful) attempts at having her docs removed from the internet, Chris continually drops her first name and pen-name in his videos, including [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|one]] which [[Fail|has it in the title]].

{{People}}
{{Sweethearts}}

Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!

2010-03-15T18:17:23Z

Plasma: No, really, Irish hate people who say they're Irish because of ancestry! Mostly because there's about 10 times as many Americans who claim to be Irish than there are people in the actual country!

[[File:Chrischanpantsu.jpg|thumb|right|I see London, I see France...]]
'''Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!''' was uploaded by Chris early in the morning of 14 [[March 2010]]. Chris is angry with [[Surfshack Tito]], blaming him for causing a rift between Chris and [[The Wallflower]]. Chris then proceeds to threaten Tito by showing him his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|underwear]], shouting in such a bad Scottish accent that it's [[Racism|insulting]] and being completely incompetent with a knife.

It should also be noted that seeing as Chris is annoyed that the personal details of the Wallflower have been leaked to the internet, it would only make sense in his continuing parade of [[fail]] that he should drop her name. ''Twice''. Furthermore, the very next video he released features her '''FREAKING PEN NAME IN THE TITLE''', which is exactly how the trolls I.D.ed her in the first place.

The kilt and various fake accents are probably supposed to be in honour of St. Patrick's Day. Little does Chris know, he's mostly invoking stereotypes about the Scots (kilts, the words "laddy" and "lassy"), while St. Patrick's Day is about Ireland. (Let's not forget that the "Brits," "Irish" and "Scots" are centuries-old enemies, too). He also uses the anthem of the Irish Rugby team as the background music, instead of the actual Irish Anthem (whose highly-aggressive lyrics would be much more suited).Then again, Chris was always [[War Paint Video|quite ignorant about other people's cultures]].

This is all aside from that the worst thing you can say to an Irishman is that you're Irish, when you're clearly not. Especially when you're from America.

Chris appears to have taken a liking to waving a knife around in his videos. He probably thinks this is intimidating, but most people would probably laugh at a gelatinous blob with a face waddling at them with a potato peeler. The fact that he rarely leaves his [[Chris's_room|room]], let alone his [[14_Branchland_Court|house]] also lowers the threat level considerably. Note that the [[medallion]] is still missing, but his [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]] makes an appearance at the end of the video.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!
| image = {{#ev:youtube|taiBe4ct_So}}
| Stardate = 14 [[March 2010]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = {{Crazy}} Crazy
| Shirt = [[Image:Tanwidestripeshirt.png]] Tan Wide Lines
| previous = [[Don't Mess With Me]]
| next = [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|"Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!]]
}}

===Transcript===
[[File:FatBastardChris.jpg|thumb|right|A photo of Chris in his kilt.]]

[ [[Wikipedia:Ireland's Call|Ireland's Call]] is playing on the background.] 
Tito. Listen to me, you son of a bitch. Your-your days are numbered. I have forwarded your admission to H-Heather and also the awesomest gal-pal that we know between us, our [[Chris's Big Night Out II|Scarlet]]. And with great honor and glory, I will take pleasure in beatin' up your ass. And also regain th-regain the love and trust and friendship of [[The Wallflower|Heather]].

Either way, you are going down, Tito, one way, 
[''Chris does a horrifyingly high kick wherein [[Homos|we can see his underwear quite clearly]].''] 
Two ways...! 
[''He then fiddles with a knife for a good eight seconds.''] 
...or three. 
[He puts the knife on a desk off screen]

[''Chris begins badly imitating a Scottish accent and standing effeminately with one hand on his hip.''] 
Ach, ye wee laddy. You not gonna get me [[Chris and sex#Bestiality|lassy]] today. 
[''He comes closer to the camera and diverges into an accent somewhere between Scottish and Jamaican.''] 
I kick yo' ass with me shillelagh! 
[''He holds up his right fist to display his high school ring.''] 
And mah ring, man! 
{{clear}}

==See also==
*[[Death threats]]
*[[Surfshack Tito]]

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Punchy Sonichu

2010-03-08T16:23:00Z

Plasma: /* Episode 20 */

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[[Image:Punchy.jpg|thumb|right|Punchy Sonichu as he appears in [[Sonichu 3]]]]
'''Punchy''' is a [[Sonichu (species)|sonichu]], and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]] that formed from eggs released by the rainbow as a result of the collision between Super [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and a [[Pikachu]]. He is a fighting/electric type. He has stated that he is very attracted to [[Angelica]], but ended up paired with [[Layla]], whom Chris has drawn giving him a blowjob. Punchy is often considered to be a racist Asian stereotype due to his slanty eyes and martial arts upbringing, although his eyes may be based on the fighting Pokémon Hitmonlee. Chris denies that he is of Asian origin.<ref>[[Mailbag_6#Asian people call Chris out on Punchy|Mailbag 6]]</ref> Punchy is also a shitty Knuckles knockoff which makes one wonder why he isn’t an "Electric echidna Pokémon" instead of a hedgehog Pokémon. He is a combination of 4 characters:
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
*Knuckles the Echidna
*[[Pikachu]]
*[[Pokémon|Hitmonlee]]

Because Punchy is one of Chris's remotely amusing OCs due to the blatant racism of his design, he is a favorite amongst [[trolls]].

==[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]==
Punchy’s sonichu egg lands in a dojo where master [[Excel-Saga|Nabe]] is teaching his student [[List_of_Sonichu_characters#Mypoe|Mypoe]] to fight. After hatching, Mypoe challenges Punchy, who is still in his infantile [[Sonee]] form. She rips his tail off and this angers him into evolving quickly. He uppercuts her so hard that she flies through the ceiling and into the sky - presumably to her death, as she is never seen or mentioned again.

==[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]==
[[Image:SchuPunchyRacistLips.jpg|right|100px|thumb|Look at those lips; you just know he's asian.]]
While Punchy rocks into the air as part of his martial arts training, his claws accidentally collide with [[Blake]]’s hoverboard which causes Punchy to hitch a ride by accident. He eventually falls off and crashes into a tree where he meets the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members. He compliments [[Angelica]] on her flowers, neglecting to point out her oversized tits. This is likely the beginning of his infatuation with her. They all beat up Blake until his [[Jason Kendrick Howell|head is bleeding]] all over the grass.

==[[Sonichu 5]]==
Punchy and the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members are teleported into action by Chris. He has no speaking lines here because Chris can’t be bothered to give any of his characters a personality.
==[[Sonichu 6]]==
While everyone is pretending to worry about [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(character)|Crystal]], Punchy is thinks to himself “I’m missing my Samurai Pizza Cats.” When the girls start talking about [[Bionic the Hedgehog]]’s basketball abilities, [[Wild]] and Punchy act like jealous bitches. Punchy thinks women should be more impressed by his brute strength than Bionic’s athletic talent.

When [[Patti]] remarks on how sweet Chris is, Punchy tells her what an ass-kisser she is.
==[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring Break]]==
Here, Punchy reveals his feelings for [[Angelica]] to Wild. He says he doesn’t know how to ask a girl out and is too afraid to make the first move. Wild then informs him that the [[CWCville]] University is offering a [[Dating Education]] course. This excites Punchy, who insists on signing up for it as soon as possible.
==[[Sonichu 9|Dating ED]]==
In this story, Punchy goes to the [[CWCville]] University to learn how to date. The teacher fixes Punchy up with [[Layla]], who he falls in love with. [[Reginald Sneasel]] tries to sabotage their relationship, but fails. Using his totally awesome [[Prower|motorcycle with sidecar]], he takes Layla on his first date to the classiest place in CWCville - [[McDonald's]].

==Episode 20==
Punchy, Wild, and [[Reginald Sneasel]] all get laid immediately after Dating Ed (probably on the [[third date]]). Punchy supposedly has a hangover at the beginning of this episode despite the fact that drinking was illegal in [[CWCville]] two seconds ago. Worth noting that in Virginia, being sober (which Layla was, since she didn't have such a hangover) and having sex with someone whose drunk counts as rape.

== Rove Quest ==
Punchy had a major hard-on for Angelica, but then after meeting [[Layla]] he forgot all about her, probably realizing Angelica wasn't going to put out as quickly as Layla would. Turns out Punchy was wrong as Angelica is a dirty slut for Reginald Sneasel.

[[Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark]] reveals that either Layla likes it rough in the sack or Punchy gets off on smacking her around.

== Prower, the Motorbike of Fail ==
: ''Main article: [[Prower]]''
According to [[CWCipedia]], Punchy's aforementioned totally awesome motorcycle, [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Prower]], doubles as a ninja [[Transformers|Autobot]] with "Razor-Sharp Choppin' Hands, Shuriken Stars and holographic images." This makes Punchy a "Sharp close-bot attacker," as well as yet another manifestation of Chris' rampant plagiarism.

==Garrely==
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Image:Punchylaylalove.jpg|[[Punchy]] rearry roves to wear radies rengerie.
Image:Punchylaylalove2.jpg|Punchy rearry rike browjob!!!
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==References==

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Rosechu

2010-03-08T12:22:44Z

Plasma: /* Sexism */ -How did nobody else spot this?

[[Image:Rosechu_Original.jpg|thumb|120px|Rosechu]]

''This article is about Chris's eponymous female [[fail]] OC. For the general species of female fail OCs, see [[Rosechu (species)]]''

'''Rosechu''' (pronounced "rose'chu" in canon;<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Rosechu Rosechu's CWCipedia Page]</ref> Ro'se'chu in the [[Audiobooks]]) is the second electric hedgehog Pokemon created by [[Christian Weston Chandler|Christian]], and the girlfriend of [[Sonichu]]. As the primary female character in the Sonichu universe, she represents Chris's ideal woman. Rosechu's interests include kissing Sonichu, shopping, gossiping, sucking Sonichu's cock, posting nude photos of herself to the internet to uphold her reputation, and stripping for [[Women's rights]]. Chris will occasionally have Rosechu refer to him as "father" (or more likely "papa"), just like Sonichu, implying the two are caught up in an [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|incestuous affair]].

Rosechu is extremely defensive about rumors that she has a [[pickles|penis]].

==Development==

{{quote|Pink electric hedgehog Pokemon. The original cutie. She is Sonichu’s girlfriend. Even though she can’t run as fast as Sonichu, she still can zap up some power when in danger.|Rosechu's background, [http://sonichuandrosechu.com/SchusNews2.htm Sonichu's News Dash #2]}}

Christian's primary interests are [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Pokémon]], and [[Sex|scoring]] [[china|pussy]]. Having first created Sonichu, he would inevitably have to turn to fashioning a girlfriend for his creation, based predominantly on [[Amy Rose]], with minor elements from [[Raichu]] added. Whereas the Sonic/Amy relationship is deliberately one-sided to create some drama and comedy, Christian prides himself on the fact that Sonichu and Rosechu have absolutely no sexual tension or any complications in their romance at all.

Intentionally or not, the entire Sonichu/Rosechu relationship serves as Christian's model for how he presumes he will interact with his eventual sweetheart. Sonichu's attraction to Rosechu is based entirely on a single wayward glance. He makes no effort to win her affection, and indeed he does not need to as Rosechu falls for him simply because he exists. They are rarely out of one another's sight, and all of their time together is spent kissing, snuggling, or screwing. Christian does not depict Rosechu as an unequal partner in the relationship, but since she has almost no purpose or existence outside of her association with Sonichu the character essentially becomes an [[Fapcup|object]] for Sonichu to periodically [[Semen|come]] inside.

As [[trolls]] discovered Chris's weak spot for fan art of Rosechu with a penis, Christian responded with increasing attempts to prove Rosechu's femininity, drawing her less like the cartoonish Amy Rose and with greater attention to her breasts, hips, legs, panties, and [[China|cameltoe]]. This drive to assert Rosechu's sexuality, along with Chris's inevitable sexual attraction to his own character, probably contributed to Rosechu's increasing prominence in the comics. [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] is almost entirely about her, to the point of Rosechu demonstrating powers far superior to her boyfriend.

Recently, Chris had developed a biography page for Rosechu and revealed that he had created her on December 22, over nine months after creating Sonichu. Nowhere on there is there any mention of him using Amy Rose as a base.

==Early Life==

In the [[CWCipedia]] article for Rosechu, Chris gives a rambling, pointless backstory for Rosechu. According to Chris, Rosechu was raised by her parents: a female Raichu and a male Luxray. The Luxray hunts and does other manly things, while the Raichu stays home and [[Women's Rights|cooks dinner]]. Chris gives the small group a family dynamic similar to that of humans, though such a setup is rare and, perhaps, even ridiculous in the Pokemon franchise. While still a Pichu, she was captured by a trainer (Chris even says which Pokemon the trainer uses and what attack it performs in order to capture her, as if anyone gave a shit), traumatizing her greatly with the separation from her family (though unlike [[Wild Sonichu]], she doesn't even express any kind of minimal regret at the loss of her only loved ones later in life).

The Pichu was taken in by Professor Oak, a character from the first generation Pokemon games, and given to <s>[[Kellie Andes]]</s> [[Kel|Kellie Felix]] as a consolation for not having arrived in time to receive one of the traditional starters. This plot point is stolen directly from the Pokemon anime, which started the same way.

More bullshit happens that no one cares about, mostly dealing with Kel gathering a full team of Pokemon. Oddly, every one of her Pokemon have names ("David," "Ashley", etc.) but the Pichu is not given one. The Pichu that would become Rosechu evolves into a Pikachu at one point, and at level 50 Kel uses a Thunder Stone to force it to evolve into a Raichu.

==Sexism==

{{quote|She is not just a sex object; she is an individual with her own feelings, aspirations and opinions.|Chris, [[Mailbag 10#The incredible vanishing email|explaining how he sees Rosechu as a sex object]]}}

Since Chris knows virtually nothing about actual women, he has no frame of reference for Rosechu's characterization, beyond qualities that make her a perfect mate in his eyes. Beyond her relationship with Sonichu and her defiance of [[4-cent_garbage.com]], Chris can only have Rosechu do stereotypical female activities. She enjoys "shopping" for no other reason than Chris having deemed this as a compulsory feminine quality, as well as having long "girly chats" that can last for hours — as seen with her interaction with Amy Rose. Despite all of the shopping she does, she always wears the same outfit in public (when she isn't making porn for women's rights).

Her only other hobbies seem to include lounging in fields of flowers, and getting kidnapped and constantly needing her man Sonichu to save her.

Also worth noting is that, unlike Sonichu, Rosechu didn't fall in love at first glance. According to the Cwcipedia, Rosechu only fell in love with Sonichu right after he asked her to get him something to eat. Subtle.

==Transgenderism==
[[Image:TheTailofRosechu.jpg|thumb|left|Chris's edited "proof" of Rosechu's sex.]]
[[Image:TheREALTailofRosechu.jpg|thumb|right|But, as always, it's all a lie.]]On 12 January 2010, Chris received [[Mailbag 39#Rosechu the transwoman|a letter from a fan]] complimenting his portrayal of Rosechu as a transwoman. The Raichu which would become Rosechu had a defined pointy tip on its tail, which, as of the fourth generation of the ''Pokémon'' video game series, is characteristic of the male of the species (whereas the females have a flattened tail tip). Rather than explaining that he had created the character before this sexual characteristic existed in the game art, Chris's reaction was to freak out in capslock and in [[12 January 2010#Part 2|a video uploaded later that night]].

Chris received [[Mailbag 42#It was just a girl that had all the physical characteristics of a boy|two]] [[Mailbag 44#On Rosechu's man-parts|more]] letters about Rosechu's originally male nature before freaking out. He threw together a collage, declaring that it proved beyond the shadow of a doubt that Rosechu was a girl. Unfortunately for Chris, one of these images has Rosechu so far off in the distance that it's impossible to see anything, and the other one has the most important part of her tail off-frame.

In [[Mailbag 45]], one mailer pointed out the real page unedited. It showed that not only did Chris erase the tips in his collage, he hid the third and final panel of the Raichu because her tail there was out in the open, obviously unflattened. Chris promptly deleted the letter.

Whether the Raichu in question had a pointed tail (male), or a dented tail (female), it's all pointless seeing that Rosechu's tail is that of a male's. At no point has Chris tried to defend himself by pointing out that gender differences between Pokémon didn't exist until well after [[Sonichu 0]] was published.

When Chris created the Rosechu biography page, he mentions that Rosechu had a blunt tail as a Raichu (despite the earlier pictures) and that it became pointed because of her transformation

==Marriage==
[[Image:AfterTheHoneyMoon.jpg|thumb|right|Rosechu's marriage with Sonichu hasn't been as idyllic as she always imagined...]]
Rosechu married Sonichu in a top secret ceremony at Samuel Memorial United Christian Church on March 17, 2006.<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today CWCipedia article on Sonichu]</ref> Despite living and sleeping together openly, the two lovebirds saw fit to keep their union out of the spotlight by wearing their rings under their gloves. Rosechu quickly set to work fulfilling her sole creator-given biological function (aside from designated sperm-dumpster) as a [[Sonee & Rosey]] factory. As of 2009 the couple have [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|three hidden children]], abandoned to their [[Heather Iglesias|put-upon yet attractive hispanic lesbian nanny]], presumably so the grown-ups can continue their important day-jobs of appearing to not be married with children in Chris's comics.

Rosechu "volunteered on her own sound decision to have her tubes tied,"<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#4-Cent_Garbage CWCipedia article on Sonichu]</ref> which Chris seems to believe is a reversible procedure (it is generally permanent; reversal attempts have varying levels of success). Rosechu does this despite the fact that it would presumably be easier for Sonichu to get a vasectomy and much easier for Sonichu just to wear a damn condom, as both characters have espoused in fake PSAs within the comic. The fact that being sterilized is Rosechu's responsibility rather than her husband's illustrates Chris's self-centered views on masculinity, responsibility, and the woman's role in a marriage.

==Religion==

She appears to hold [[Chris and religion|Christian beliefs]], reminding Sonichu that instead of [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|using violence]] or [[CWC is Angry|getting angry]] with his foes, he should remember the story of Joseph and "forgive".

Rosechu quickly forgets this lesson, attacking workers in a building only minutes later for daring to imply that she might not be a female. Not very forgiving yourself Rosechu, are we?

She also commits attempted murder shortly afterward, savagely assaulting [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] not only for the crime of creating a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|satire website]] about her creator - but for throwing a pickle at her. At this point, Joseph's story of Forgiveness goes straight out the window. Proving her [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]] yet again, Rosechu transforms into [[The Incredible Lioness]], face-rapes Jason and tears his scalp open before electrocuting his head, leaving him convulsing in a pool of blood.<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_8/Page_46 Sonichu 8]</ref>

==Campaigner==
Despite the sexism evident, Rosechu is a long-term campaigner for [[Women's rights]].

Rosechu has also been known to complain about the "dumb" child pornography laws,<ref>[[Sonichu 7]]</ref> voicing [[Pedofork|Chris' not-so-subtle wish that they be overturned so he can do fifteen year olds]].

Rosechu, the perfect role model for Chris-Chan's young female audience.

==Gallery==
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Image:512-RosechuAtPacSun.JPG|Originally believed to be [[DJ Jamsta]], it turns out this is Rosechu.
Image:A_pickle.jpg|NOT PHOTOSHOPPED!
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==Sauce==
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==See also:==
{{Fan art}}
{{CWCipedia}}
*[[Vamprosa]]
*[[The Incredible Lioness]]
*[[Rosechu (species)]]
*[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children]]
*[[CWCville#Zapbud|Zapbud]], a flower Rosechu lieks.
*[[Pickle]], a vegetable Rosechu is [[Silvana|implied to have]].
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[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]

PS3

2010-03-07T20:11:49Z

Plasma:

{{taxpayermoney}}
[[Image:Sony playstation 3.jpg|thumb|A life upgrade.]]

The [[Sony]] '''PlayStation 3''' is [[Chris]]'s "life upgrade." He wanted to win one in a contest, so he made [[Pixelated PS3|a video]] where he built one out of [[Pixelblocks]]. He would "throw out the cure for [[autism]]" for one.<ref>[[Pixelated PS3]]</ref> He eventually went ahead and bought one with taxpayer money from his [[monthly tugboat]], using one of his many collected credit cards.

==PlayStation Network==
[[Image:Etc playstation.PNG|thumb|Confirmation emails, a testament to Chris' financial responsibility.]]

Chris, being as irresponsible with money as he is, went into overdrive with this feature of the PS3's online capabilities. Chris has spent so much on the PSN it has contributed into most of the $2000 of his credit card debt (although this was during the [[Julie]] Saga). As of now that number <strike>could be lower or higher, but almost definitely</strike> is higher.

You might ask yourself how he could spend that much, and what he could spend it on. Chris seemingly buys everything possible, from game content to movies to several episodes of terrible harem [[anime]]. A list of Chris's PSN purchases reveals that he has even bought upgrades to games he doesn't even own.

Chris has currently spent: '''$3405.22'''

=== Trophies ===

According to [http://profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/profiles/Sonichu PSN profile for Sonichu], as of 3 March 2010, Chris has 750 trophies. ''Note: Availability of Sonichu's trophy information is dependent on the proper functioning of the PlayStation Network. Information is not updated in real time.''

Chris is a trophy whore; often, when he plays a game, he plays the shit out of it. Although more than half his games are at or near 0%, the rest are closer to or at 100%.

The games he has over 50% progress so far include:

{| class="wikitable"
! Game
! Trophies acquired
! %
! Comments
|-
| ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''
| 70
| 100%
| And he still can't coordinate his jumps, or design a good level. <strike>(Chris used to have 100% of this game's trophies, until new trophies were introduced in an update.)</strike>
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Linger In Shadows|Linger In Shadows]]''
| 16
| 100%
| Apparently, a demoscene production. ''Not'' remarkable. Most people already had 1000 gamerscore in ''[[wikipedia:Second Reality|Second Reality]]''. In 1993.
|-
| ''[[Sonic]]'s Ultimate Genesis Collection''
| 35
| 100%
| Another case of redundancy for most of the included games, especially the Sonic ones.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:.detuned|.detuned]]''
| 10
| 100%
| Another demoscene production. Again, we'd allege that Chris wouldn't get too far in Farbrausch's more famous interactive entertainment prod ''.kkrieger'' - not to even mention the largely .famous ''.the .product'', dammit!
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Mainichi Issho|Mainichi Issho]]''
| 7
| 100%
| A Japan-only release. Apparently just like ''[[Animal Crossing]]'', only more boring and even bigger of a grindfest.
|-
| ''Buzz! Junior: Monsters''
| 11
| 100%
| "Junior" says it all.
|-
| ''Buzz! Junior: RoboJam''
| 11
| 100%
|
|-
| ''Gunstar Heroes''
| 12
| 100%
|
|-
| ''Flower''
| 14
| 100%
|
|-
| ''Frogger Returns''
| 4
| 100%
|
|-
| ''Burnout Paradise''
| 93
| 91%
| It has cars. They can be driven. Chris thinks this game is up there among greatest games ever made, with likes of ''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time''.<ref>[[Brutal Legend Plus]]</ref>
|-
| ''Wheel of Fortune''
| 12
| 90%
| Truly, the apex of hi-def gaming.
|-
| ''Braid''
| 11
| 89%
| A game about a man who alters [[Time void|time]] to rescue his [[sweetheart]]. Note that the end of the game reveals the main character to be a [[Christian Weston Chandler|stalker]]. It is, however, worth noting that Braid is a puzzle game, and not a simple one to play either, yet he still fully completed the game. This is perhaps the most definite proof that Chris isn't mentally retarded.
|-
| ''Sonic Unleashed''
| 37
| 75%
| Due to the trophy data not visible to the public and people reporting hearsay as fact, a lot of people were under assumption that Chris had 100% of trophies in ''Sonic 2006'' (which doesn't actually even have trophies). Now, we're equally perplexed by the fact that Chris has ''only'' 75% of trophies in a bona-fide Sonic 3D title.
|-
| ''[[Brutal Legend Plus|Brütal Legend]]''
| 46
| 74%
| \m/ [[Britney Spears]]! \m/
|-
| ''Noby Noby Boy''
| 9
| 71%
|
|-
| ''Buzz!: Quiz TV''
| 16
| 61%
|
|-
| ''UNO''
| 10
| 52%
| Seriously?
|}

Comparing to the [[List of Chris's games|list of games he owns]], there's a bunch of them that he hasn't even booted up a single time. There are some games he has touched maybe once and then left to the wayside; for example, all of his ''BioShock'' trophies are from the beginning of the game, and he received all of them on October 23, 2008, over ''a couple of hours''. (The logical conclusion is that the second level of ''BioShock'' will ''blow your mind.'')

It has been alleged that Chris will download completed save files for games to unlock everything — to unlock all of the level creation items in LittleBigPlanet, for instance — so he might not even be any good at games he actually plays. (By sheer coincidence, borrow-a-save achievement grinding isn't possible on the [[Hex Bawx|Xbox 360]]. Perhaps yet another reason Chris doesn't like it?)

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=== Hacking ===

As a result of his online notoriety, his poor choice of passwords, and his innate gullibility, Chris’s PlayStation Network account has been hacked or otherwise wrested from his control on multiple occasions. [[BlueSpike]], in his guise as Chris’s sweetheart Julie, was able to convince Chris to "share" his password in [[BlueSpike_PSN_Chat_3|February 2009]], and later used it as a wedge to control and torment Chris. Later, in the summer of 2009, [[Jack Thaddeus]] seized the account, resulting in the infamous [[Chris humps his PS3|eight minutes of console sex]] and detailed revelations concerning Chris’s insane online spending habits.

Chris managed to keep control of his accounts for a surprisingly long time after his run-in with Thaddeus, but his luck ran out on 24 February 2010, thanks to a certain [[Surfshack Tito|Hawaiian]].

==Fanboyism==
{{quote|So… good reason to get a PlayStation 3 system… of at least 60 GB or higher! 'Cause, uh, y'know, they have four USB ports, the memory card slots, and able to access the Internet wirelessly. While 40 GB and lower: two USB ports, no memory card slots, and requires an Ethernet cable to connect to the Internet. And… LittleBigPlanet! And as you all know from my sponsorship video, ev— most of the videos I put up on YouTube were spon— were sponsored by Sony, and their PlayStation Eye, and their PlayStation 3.|[[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|Chris failing to tell us what the "good reason" is]]}}
{{quote|And yet, at the beginning, during the "Console War", I feel that I have chosen Truly Wise. Sony has truly helped this soul better his life, and many others as well. And with every new update, the PS3 and PSP grow more and more better alongside me. Playstaion isn't just a Station to Play, it's the station to Play and Truly Enrich Yourself. Higher Definition equals Better Points of View. Talking over the internet from a sancturious comfort is truly an enriching luxury. Now I have put behind me my regrets of Life without Playstation. And with Priceless Experiences, an honest sense of satisfaction. And a more mature winning attitude. Sony's Playstation 3 and Playstation Portable are Truly a place I can call... My Digital HOME. :D Happy Anniversary, Playstation 3; you are Truly the Best Life Upgrade Ever|Chris, fellating the faceless angel of overpriced electronics in [[PS3 History Level]] speech bubbles}}

[[Image:Playstation Patrol W CWC's Car.JPG|thumb|right|Chris's [[Vanity Plate of Fail|Sonichumobile]] camped outside a Playstation Cave]]
Chris pops giant boners for PS3. He makes trolls on /v/ look like mild enthusiasts with his hatred of the [[Hex Bawx]].

==Sexual attraction to PS3==
{{main|Chris humps his PS3}}

On 24th [[July 2009]], a video of Chris repeatedly assaulting his PS3 with his [[duck]] was leaked.

==Other oddities==

Chris appears to have put at least some of the games he has bought in blue Blu-Ray cases instead of keeping them in original retail cases.<ref>Seen, for example, in [[Brutal Legend]].</ref> He even does so in ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' advertisement. This peculiar practice is explained in Chris' [[PS3 History Level]]: Chris buys Blu-Ray game cases from eBay and switches them over because "It's THINNER than the Clear Original PS3 Disc Cases; MORE SHELF SPACE for MORE GAMES."

==See also==
*[[Chris-chan Discusses...]] - A video interview with Chris conducted over the PS3's video chat service.
*[[List of Chris's games]] - detailing his entire game collection.
*[[List of Chris's PSN video downloads]]
*[[List of Chris's PSN game downloads]]
*[[Pixelated PS3]] - Chris attempt to build one from [[Lego]] and [[Pixelblocks]].
*[[PS3 History Level]]
*[[PSEye]]
*[[PSP]]
*[[PSN Blogs]] - an archive of Chris's posts.
*[[Sonichu Home Club]] - because Chris loves Sony so much, he uses their ''Second Life'' ripoff.
*[[Sony]]
*[[Hex Bawx|Xbox 360]] - the Kryptonite of Chris's video gaming.

==Sauces==
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==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3WQ3QiJMWU Boyfriend-Free PS3]

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[[Category:Sony]]
[[Category:PS3]]

Pixelblocks

2010-03-07T11:29:23Z

Plasma:

{{quote|PixelBlocks are pixels made physical and set free from the computer screen. They allow the young at heart of all ages to use their creativity in endless ways.|The Pixelblocks slogan, proving that their product is aimed at retards.}}

[[Image:0656-ANIME059.JPG|Oh God, he even brought them on his trip to an [[Anime Mid-Atlantic|anime con]]?|thumb]]
'''Pixelblocks''' are a construction toy, similar to [[Lego]], except that Pixelblocks come in only one size and shape of brick, which can be attached together in all three dimensions. The principle behind Pixelblocks is that you can assemble these uniform pieces into any form imaginable, just as a television screen can display any image using millions of different color pixels.

Consequently, one of the common applications of Pixelblocks is to make sprites of classic video game characters. Like, if you wanted to make a model of Sonic the Hedgehog to hang up on your wall, you could buy enough blue and white Pixelblocks and make it yourself. Or, if you wanted to customize your Sonic, maybe make him yellow, with a Pikachu tail... yeah, we think you see where we're going with this...

Basically, Pixelblocks are another way for [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] to crowbar his fantasies into reality, just like drawing [[Sonichu (comic)|shitty comics]], homemade ''[[Yu-gi-oh!]]'' cards, customizable video games like ''[[Little Big Planet]]'' and ''[[Animal Crossing]]'', and so on. Until holodecks are invented, the only way Chris can hang out with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in real life is to build him, and Pixelblocks provide a way to do that.

Its worth noting that Chris, having no spatial awareness whatsoever, never makes 3D sculptures.

==Stuff Chris has built from Pixelblocks==

While a full survey of Chris's bedroom is difficult at best, one can spot a few Pixelblock constructs hanging on the walls in his [[YouTube]] videos. Among them:

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Image:508-HeartTorch.JPG|[[Heart Torch of Fail]].
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Image:510-PixelBlockCharacters.JPG|What's sad is they look better than anything Chris can draw.
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==Pixelblocks in Sonichu==

Pixelblocks appeared twice in [[Sonichu 4]]. According to Chris's own diary entries, he would play with them at [[Wal-Mart]], so this may be why he used them in the comics adapting his confrontations with the Manajerks there.

In ''[[Sub-Episode 4]]'', [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] constructed a decoy of himself to confuse [[B-Manajerk]]. When he struck the decoy with his battle axe, the blow sent Pixelblocks flying into his face, injuring him.

In ''[[Sub-Episode 5]]'', the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] revealed that Chris could use his [[Medallions of Fail#The Sonichu Medallion|Sonichu Medallion]] to imbue special powers to the [[Heart Torch of Fail|Heart Torch]], a Pixelblock model he had constructed. Chris followed his advice, and used the empowered Heart Torch to summon his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|dream sibling]], who helped him defeat the [[W-M-Manajerk]].

==Could Pixelblocks help Chris lose his virginity?==
No.

==External links==
*[http://www.pixelblocks.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/pbonline Official Pixelblocks website]

[[Category: Arts and Crafts]]
[[Category: Hobbies]]
[[Category: Special Attacks]]

Pokémon

2010-03-06T15:07:13Z

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[[Image:Satoshi tajiri.jpg|thumb|[[Aspergers|Aspie]] creator of the series, Satoshi Tajiri. Unlike Chris, he actually did something with his life.]]

'''''Pokémon''''' is one of [[Nintendo]]'s greatest creations, a Japanese cultural phenomenon that is beloved by children around the world, and a billion dollar multimedia franchise encompassing [[video games]], [[card games]], toys, an [[anime]] series, and much, much more.

Yet it only took [[Christian Weston Chandler|one autistic manchild]] to forever ruin it for an entire generation.

==Chris-chan in the Pokémon world==
[[Image:0839-MomDesi.JPG|thumb|[[Barbara Chandler|Wild SNORLAX appeared!]]]]

Chris, according to the [[Sonichu]] article in [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu CWCipedia], sees himself as an official Pokémon gym leader. He claims to have all 387 Pokémon leveled-up to level 100 on his ''Pokémon Diamond'' game, all of them being trained without any kind of cheating or rare candies. It's not certain whether this is truth or more of his [[autistic]] imagination. However, given the fact he owns [[List of Chris's games|every Pokémon game]] and game system, in addition to the fact he has no life at all, it may very well be true. Who knows? All it takes is a load of time, and Lord knows Chris's time isn't going to anything good.

It should be noted that the Generation IV games such as ''Diamond'', ''Pearl'', ''Platinum'', ''HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'' feature 493 Pokémon, something that should be common knowledge to anyone claiming to have achieved what Chris has, make his "collection" far from complete.

TL;DR - He's a fucking deluded moron.

As the leader of the [[CWCville]] Pokémon Gym, Chris has as a team:
:* [[Sonichu]], a [[Parody|Recolor]]
:* [[Anime|Inuyasha]], a [[Wikipedia:Blaziken|Blaziken]]
:* [[Gregg Mays|Greg]], a [[Wikipedia:Swampert|Swampert]]
:* [[Chris and his Ego|Christina]], a [[Wikipedia:Sceptile|Sceptile]]
:* [[Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa]], a [[Wikipedia:Gardevoir|Gardevoir]]
:* [[Random-access humor|Bagoner]], a [[Wikipedia:Salamence|Salamence]]

==Pokémon appearing in ''Sonichu'' comics==
[[Image:Zapdos.jpg|thumb|Zapdos is not amused with Chris's faggotry.]]

* [[Wikipedia:Pikachu|Pikachu]] - Transformed into [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in [[Sonichu 0]]. Despite the importance to Sonichu lore, this is basically the only time a Pikachu appears or is mentioned in the comic. From this point on, it's all just shitty recolors of Chris' first shitty recolor.
* [[Wikipedia:Raichu|Raichu]] - Transformed into [[Rosechu]] by the [[Rainbow]], in Sonichu 0.
* [[WIkipedia:Dragonite|Dragonite]] - One of [[Kel]]'s other Pokémon, named [[David the Dragonite|David]]. In Sonichu 0, Kel offered his sexual services to Rosechu.
* [[Wikipedia:Zapdos|Zapdos]] - Used by [[Naitsirhc]] to kidnap Rosechu and battle Sonichu in Sonichu 0.
* [[Wikipedia:Raikou|Raikou]] - Used by Naitsirhc as a getaway ride in the same episode.
* [[Wikipedia:Venusaur|Venusaur]] - [[Wild Sonichu]]'s adoptive mother from [[Sonichu 3|Sonichu #3]].
* [[Wikipedia:Scyther|Scyther]] - Wild Sonichu's adoptive father from Sonichu 3.
* [[Wikipedia:Swampert|Swampert]] - [[Bubbles Rosechu]]'s adoptive mother from Sonichu 3.
* [[Wikipedia:Wailord|Wailord]] - [[Boulder-Dropping Whale|Dropped a boulder]] on the Swampert in Sonichu 3, forcing Bubbles to evolve.
* [[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]] - Mentored [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]]. Taught him to be an [[Stress Sigh|emofag]] in Sonichu 3.
* [[Barbara Chandler|Snorlax]] - Chris compared the [[Jerkhief]]'s weight to this half-ton Pokémon in [[Sonichu 4|Sonichu #4]]
* [[Wikipedia:Jigglypuff|Jigglypuff]] - served as inspiration for [[Jiggliami]], an "original" character created by [[Blanca]]. Appeared in [[Sonichu 7|Sonichu #7]] and [[Sonichu 8|#8]]
* [[Yawning Squirtle|Squirtle]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8
* [[Wikipedia:Mudkip|Mudkip]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8
* [[Wikipedia:Seadra|Seadra]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8
* [[Wikipedia:Goldeen|Goldeen]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8
* [[Wikipedia:Staryu|Staryu]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8
* [[Wikipedia:Corsola|Corsola]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8
* [[Wikipedia:Octillery|Octillery]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8
* [[Wikipedia:Mantine|Mantine]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8
* [[Wikipedia:Corphish|Corphish]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8
* [[Wikipedia:Flaaffy|Flaaffy]] - Appears as [[Layla Flaaffy]] in [[Sonichu 9]]
* [[Wikipedia:Sneasel|Sneasel]] - Appears as [[Reginald Sneasel]] in Sonichu 9.
* [[Wikipedia:Nidoking|Nidoking]] - Used by Naitsirhc to battle [[Bionic]] in Sonichu 9.

Theoretically all of the [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] are Pokémon as well, but there's very little to support this theory. None of them rely on trainers, and in fact as far as can be seen they're essentially treated as "human" in CWCville. As Sonees and Roseys, they hatch from eggs and "evolve" into their adult forms, but the similarities end there. For one, [[BlazeBob Sonichu|only]] [[Chloe Rosechu|two]] of them have ever been put into a Pokéball. The closest they get before then is a bizarre inversion when [[Wild Sonichu]] puts two of the [[Sonichu Balls]] (which look like Pokéballs) into his arms. Also, as individual species' Pokémon don't have the vast varieties of powers and appearances that Sonichus and Rosechus have. Finally, Pokémon can only know 4 moves at a time, whereas Sonichu and company seem to simply have whatever abilities would be convenient at any given moment. Even the Pokémon anime, which prefers to use the gameplay mechanics as a general rule instead of a physical law, has Pokemon know no more than four moves at once and don't have Pokemon use moves that they cannot learn in-game.

==Plagiarism in Sonichu==

Despite the fact that Chris primarily uses Pokemon in his series, not only is he not above using the characters, he's also not above using various ''ideas'' from the series. Amongst those include:

*In [[Sonichu 2|Issue 2]], [[Flame the Sunbird]] says that he "could use some pants". This is ripped off from ''Pokémon the Movie 2000'' when the Pokémon Slowking, freezing due to the weather changes, wishes for a pair to keep himself warm.
*In [[Sonichu Special 4]], [[Kacey]]'s sister resembles Candice, one of the 4th Generation Gym Leaders
*In the biography for [[Rosechu]], it is mentioned that [[Kel]] ended up getting the Pichu who'd become Rosechu because she missed out on getting Bulbasaur, Charmander and Squirtle. This is a ripoff of how Ash Ketchum got Pikachu, except for the fact that Ash and Pikachu didn't hit it off until Pikachu saw how far Ash would go to protect it.

==See also==
*[[Card_games#Pok.C3.A9mon_TCG|Pokémon TCG]]
*[[CWC's Pokésite 2]]
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]

[[Category: Things Chris has ripped off]]

Patti Chandler

2010-03-04T01:37:49Z

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[[Image:0054-Patti2.jpg|right|thumb|150px|Patti Chandler, eater of souls.]]

{{Quote|My- Patti will- the spirit of Patti will have his soul for dinner tonight! she will be haunting your nightmares, Mr. Leary.|Chris, [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|respecting his deceased pet.]] }}

'''Patti Chandler''' (17 March [[1988]] - 27 [[June 2006]]) was [[CWC| Chris's]] childhood dog who was put to sleep<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref> in [[2006]]. Chris brought Patti back to life in one of his comics, where she somehow gained the ability to walk, talk, and apply for welfare in [[CWCville| CWCville]].

Much like the [[Wikipedia:Flying Dutchman|Flying Dutchman]] who was cursed to roam the seven seas, never return home, Patti is cursed to [[Patti-Chan|wander in CWCville]] as she is not allowed to rest in peace.

There is not a single known picture of Patti indoors, suggesting that she was just left in her pen in the backyard all the time. According to Chris, her wood-and-plastic doghouse weighed "like, five, ten tons".<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref> While a normal person might say something like that figuratively to represent the emotional weight it would take to carry the home of a deceased loved one, Chris acts as though he [[11042009 51 50|honestly believes that's how much it weighs]].

When confronted about Chris's [[Chris and remorse|insensitivity]] or when someone is trying to point out that Chris has [[Father Call|never once experienced true hardship in his miserable life]], he's always quick to point out that he experienced the loss of Patti. He even mentions Patti's death over the death of his [[Aunt Corrina]] (who gave him Patti in the first place). Chris seems to only mention her as an afterthought when the comparison between someone losing a [[Ryan Cash|close family member]] and Chris losing his dog is scoffed at.

It is entirely possible that Patti was the only life form to ever love Chris out of anything other than obligation. Patti was also probably the acquaintance to which Chris had the most in common. Not because they shared a mystical bond between man and beast, brought about through the wondrous unexplained mysteries of autism, but because they were both reactionary animals with no level of comprehension whatsoever. Chris's soul mate was a dog. That dog is now dead thanks to Chris.

According to [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|a recent video]], Patti lives in [[CWCville|hell]] and feasts on [[Duck|human souls]].

==Eulogy for Patti, as written by Chris==
<blockquote>
 Patti Chandler
 March 17, [[1980s#1988|1988]] to June 27, [[2006]]

 Eulogy written by Christian Weston Chandler, June 27, 2006
[[Image:091-PattiMemory.jpg|thumb|Patti, you sweet, unlucky dog.]]
 My family, [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|furry]] friends, (anyone else present), we are gathered here today to pay our last respects and wishes to our dearly beloved beagle/spitz, Patti, who has departed from our world here on earth to a [[CWCville|doggy heaven where she will be happier]], because she will run free and play with all the other dogs who are already having fun up there. And she will often look down upon her beloved family, me, Christian Chandler, my mother, [[Barbara Chandler]], and my father [[Robert Chandler]], and the [[Scampers Chandler|cats]] who have grown fond of Patti.

 I will always remember Patti for all the lovely memories she has shared with me from:
 -When I picked her out of the litter at my [[Aunt Corina|Aunt Corina's]] house in Redoak, Virginia.
 -The many walks I have shared with her around this neighborhood, as well as the neighborhood in the Newberry Towne subdivision in Richmond, Virginia.
 -The time I watched my old best friend, [[Sarah Hammer]], take Patti by her front paws and danced a bit.
 -The times I've watched her stand on her hind legs and then rewarded her with a biscuit bone.
 -The time I took my camera to her pen and took this lovely picture of her and me, and I made a big deal how she'll be like a movie dog star.
 -The times I've just sat with her in the yard and petted her head. I've always given her a "Bally-Scratch" where I stroke her head with all five fingers like as if I was gently squeezing a rubber ball.
 -The many times I've fed her a can of food and a cup full of dry food, and refilled her bucket with fresh water so she can drink it and wash her face.
 -There was also the one time I saw her resting on top of her doghouse (not on her back like Snoopy).
 -[[Wikipedia:Border collie|I've often wondered why between both her ears, why one was bent and the other was straight like an arrowhead]].

 When Patti was brought to the vet on that [[Fail|faithful]] day, I was distraught with fright and concern for her health. I stayed with her during her final moments with a hand on her head and a tear in my eye. When my mother was brought the paper that gave the doctor permission to send her on her way, I didn't want her to be the one to sign it. I raised Patti since she was a six-week old pup, and I wanted to take the strain for signing the one-way ticket (it was hard for me, but it was for the best). So I signed that paper, with a crying [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] face saying, "We love you, Patti." After that, I gave her my final pets, hug, hand-to-paw hold, eye-contact, ear-rub, cheek-to-fur rub, and I sadly waved her for the final time, and I said, "Good Bye, Patti, I Love You." [[Lies|As I stood outside, I heard Patti's last barks saying, "I will always love you, Chris. Thank You."]]

 But we all must move on with our lives with our beloved lucky mutt in our hearts and in our memories. So, Patti, may your old dog house and surrounding flowers forever memorialize your blessed heart, your barks at the stars and strangers, and your loyal love that you have blessed upon me and my family and friends. Bark on, and rest in peace, our beloved lucky Patti.<ref>[[Chris E-mails 2006#September]]</ref></blockquote>

==Current Activity==

Not content with an eternity of biscuit bones and Bally-Scratches in doggy heaven, Patti has apparently taken time out of being dead to [[Dreams#The Patti-chan dream|assure her former master]] of her peaceful afterlife in a dream. More recently, [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|Chris has averred]] that her vengeful spirit will seek out [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] and his cohorts for allegedly besmirching her memory and proceed to, in no particular order, give them nightmares, eat their souls and kill them.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:0050-Patti5.jpg|Patti relaxing.
Image:0051-Patti6.jpg|Waiting for her master's [[Chris and health|fat ass]] at [[McDonald's]].
Image:0052-Patti.JPG
Image:0053-Patti1.jpg|Although Patti lived in a cage outside, it was at least 1000 times better than the disaster zone called the Chandler house.
Image:0054-Patti2.jpg
Image:0055-Patti3.jpg
Image:0056-CWCPatti2.jpg
Image:0719-PattisDoghouse.JPG
Image:0720-PattisDoghuseISO.JPG|"That thing had to weigh, like, five, ten tons."
</gallery>
</center>

==Sauces==
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==See also==
*[[Chris and death]]
*[[Patti-Chan]]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/PattiChandler Patti's YouTube channel]
*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Eulogy_for_Patti Patti's entry on CWCipedia]

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Things Chris has ripped off

2010-02-27T15:25:56Z

Plasma: Added ATHF

'''''Attention! This page is under construction! What you see now is a preview of the things to come. You are free to add anything you think is relevant, it will be taken into consideration when the revamping will be finished. For discussion, critique and more info, please see the [[Talk:Things Chris has ripped off|talk page]]. Thank you.'''''

{{Quote|I take it one moment at a time and let the story pieces come to me. Even if they are sometimes borrowed from a tv show or movie.|Chris, [[Mailbag 4#Admission of plagiarism|blatantly admitting to plagiarism]].}}
[[Image:090-CWComicalHug.jpg|thumb|ORIGINAL!]]
As every Chris-chan's [[troll|fan]] is probably aware of, [[Chris-chan|our autistic hero]] has quite the imagination. But some argue that due to [[stress]] and the mental block that is [[autism]], his powerful and mighty artistic ordeals cannot come to fruition. So he just does what every good TV/book/movie writer does: he goes and steals shit from other places.

Now, to his credit, stealing ain't easy. I mean, how the hell do you grab something that comes from another person's mind, adapt it to your own storyline and make it so that it fits in, without having whatever it is that you stole stand out like an obese retard with a red and blue striped T-shirt in the middle of a crowd? Being the [[Fail|geinus]] comic book creator that he is, he does not need to bother with details such as a good plot, readability, or even consistency. Just stick in a few [[random-access humor|random-access-humor]] jokes and you got yourselves a new installment in the "[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu Comic Book Series]]." Not resembling ''[[Family Guy]]'' at all, right, guys?

According to Chris, stealing copyrighted material is fine, as long as you indicate that whatever it is you’re doing is a parody of the original material. In accordance to U.S. copyright law, this is technically true, so this probably means that, unless he decides to make money out of his "artwork," he ain’t gonna have the law knocking on his door. Besides, we all know he is never going to sell any type of merchandise ever, or even [[Monthly tugboat|make a hard earned buck]] for that matter.

Onward with the list of shit he's stolen:

==Main influences==

===Sonic the Hedgehog===
* His pride and glory "[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]," which, as we all know, is a recolor of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pikachu]]. In his comic book debut he is created when the "[[Perfect Chaos Monster]]" attacks CWCville, which, by the way, is a direct ripoff from the Sonic series.
*His other pride and glory “[[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]]” which is in turn another recolor from the character “[[Amy Rose|Amy]]” from the “Sonic the Hedgehog” cartoon series.
*Of course, Sonichu’s evil twin brother “[[Blake]]” also comes from the same line of original creativity Chris has got us accustomed to. This [[niggos|nigger]] version of Sonichu is a complete rip-off from the character “Shadow the Hedgehog”. His creation is partially inspired from the "Pokemon" movie in which the character “Mewtwo” is created from the DNA from “Mew” with an evil twist.
* The “Chaotic Combo” is a mesh of ''Sonic'' characters recolored with retarded deformities. Like Angelica being a white hedgehog that has wings, or Punchy Sonichu being an AZN version of “Knuckles the Echidna”.
''For more info, see the [[Sonic the Hedgehog#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Pokemon===
* Like the previously mentioned Sonichu and Rosechu characters ripping off Sonic the Hedgehog, they also rip off various [[Pokemon]], mostly Pikachus and Raichus, combined with other Pokemon-types.
* The character [[Jiggliami]] is a humanoid variation of a Jigglypuff.
* The so-called [[Sonichu Balls]] are designed off of various Pokeballs, though they also function like other items.
''For more info, see the [[Pokemon#Plagiarism|main article]].''

==Anime==

===Digimon===
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*[[Silvana|Silvana's]] origin is very similar to Gatomon's, as both were long separated from their kind and raised by evil villains who made them into their minions. The only difference being that Silvana was given a [[Pickle|penis]].

===Dragonball/Z/GT===
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]'s famed attack, the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] (later Shin-ye-ha-me-ha), is based off of the famed super attack known as the Kamehameha.
* The Sonichu Balls, though resembling Pokeballs, are said to function more like the titular Dragonballs, as they are able to grant a wish when all are brought together.
* Ultra Sonichu, which shares an amazing resemblance to super saiyan warriors, you know, flying sky high and kicking ass and all.
* Collosal-Chan is obviously Super Saiyan 4 from GT

===Excel Saga===
* A veritable hellstorm of shameless rips from this series appear in the Sonichu comics, in a way nearly as pervasive as Pokemon and Sonic the Hedgehog, yet comparatively subtler because he steals one-liners and monologues more than characters or storylines.
* ...although he does indeed steal characters (like Mypoe and Nabeshin and [[Bagget|the Jerkop Daitenzen]]) from time to time.
''For more info, see the [[Excel Saga#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann===

*The character of [[Simonla Rosechu]] is a ripoff of a "fanmade" Sonichu named Simonchu who, in turn, is ripped off from the main character of the series, Simon the Digger.

*It should be noted that Chris has in fact never seen ''TTGL'', and as such he misinterpreted several aspects of Simonchu's design that were intended to be referential to Simon: his cape became Simonla's shell, and his Core Drill pendant became a shark's tooth necklace.

*When Chris was forced to kill off Simonla in ''[[Sonichu 10]]'', he promptly created [[Sandy Rosechu]], Simonla's daughter. She is essentially exactly the same design-wise, except she is yellow and has a different hairstyle.

===Inuyasha===
* In [[Issue 2]], Sarah's Sonichu form pins Wes's Sonichu form to a tree, Wes making the statement "Where did this non-sacred tree come from?" This is a "hilarious gag" is referring to Inuyasha's origin story, wherein he was pinned by an arrow to a cursed tree by priestess/crack shot/vengeful ex-girlfriend Kikyo. Also, with some imagination and enough alcohol, one can see that a cloud in the background in one of the panels is shaped vaguely like Inuyasha's head.

===Pretty Cure===
{{quote|"This is so "Pretty Cure"! I'M BACK!"|[[Chris-chan Sonichu]], [[Sonichu #4]]}}

*Pretty Cure, unlike [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], is a true [[parody]] that purposefully spoofs the ridiculous costumes, magical schoolgirls, and attack names of other anime series. The [[Chrs-Chan_Pure_Pulse-Jolt_Lance|Chris-Chan Pure Pulse Jolt Lance]] (the attack that [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and [[Crystalina Rosechu]] are able to perform with their combined [[fail|Hedgehog]] powers) is stolen from this series, and even though it's original counterpart was given a ridiculous name, Chris felt the need to make it sound like some idiot had just mashed some random words into an attack name for his own version. Oh wait...

*Also noteworthy is that Chris copied (and butchered) the pre-attack catch phases and attack poses. (Most of these rip-offs occur in [[Sonichu #4]] and [[Sonichu #5]])

===Puni Puni Poemy===
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===Sailor Moon===
* [[Sailor Megtune]], Chris's hideously inappropriate SI Mary Sue for [[Megan]], is based off of the various heroines from the series, though the name is based off of Sailor Neptune.
* The [[Dark Mirror Hole]] may be a reference to a number of related Sailor Moon places/items, including the Black Dream Hole of the Sailor Moon Super S movie (the actual place), and a mirror-like item from Sailor Moon Stars
''For more info, see the [[Sailor Moon#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Yu-Gi-Oh!===
* [[Sarah Hammer]]'s husband-to-be is depicted as Jack's Knight, a Yu-Gi-Oh! monster, because Chris had no idea what the groom looked like and didn't bother to check. Way to go!
* Chris tends to use various Yu-Gi-Oh terms during his battles ("Trap cards"? Seriously?) and is even depicted using a Duel Disk when dealing with [[Wes Iseli]].
''For more info, see the [[Yu-Gi-Oh!#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Yuu Yuu Hakusho===
* In [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction]], Chris mentions the use of a "Curse Shot", fired in the same way main character Yuusuke Urameshi would fire his main attack, the Rei Gun.

===Macross Frontier===
* Chris's infamous drawing of [[Jiggliami]] was copied off of a picture by [[Blanca]], who copied the pose from one of a popular picture of Ranka Lee, one of the major characters of the series.

==Western Animation==
===The Adventures of The American Rabbit===
* There Chris ripped many concepts for his [[Love Quest]] and lines from that movie are used in the comics ("Thanks, I will father" from the cover [[Sonichu 0]] is a line uttered by Robert Rabbit).
''For more info, see the [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Aqua Teen Hunger Force===
* The ATHF characters appear in one panel in [[Sonichu 0]], along with Meatwad's old catchprase, "The bun is in your mind".

* Chris (badly) painted one of his Guitar Hero guitars to look like Meadwad's toy guitar.
''For more info, see the [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Beavis and Butt-head===
*Beavis and Butt-head appear in the Time Travel episode in a gag directly stolen from the original cartoon series (although Chris [[Chris and copyright|said "Sorry"]] to Mike Judge).
''For more info, see the [[Beavis and Butt-head#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Darkwing Duck===
* [[Darkbind Sonichu]] is a partial ripoff of this series' main character – Darkwing Duck.
* The font Chris uses to write "Darkbind" is traced from the show's logo.
* Upon arriving, Darkbind recites a completely bastardised version of Darkwing Duck's trademark entrance speeches. The main change is that the original speeches were filled with tongue-in-cheek irony, while Chris's version is completely serious and unnecessarily pompous.
* Chris calls Darkbind "D.B.", reminiscent of how Darkwing Duck's sidekick Launchpad McQuack calls him "D.W."
* [[Princess Zelina Rosechu]] may be a partial ripoff of Darkwing Duck's girlfriend Morgana McCawber (though this theory is debatable).

===Ed, Edd and Eddy===
*In one of his [[ED]] edits, Chris added a huge wall of [[Random-access humor]], including a joke from the episode [http://www.tv.com/ed-edd-n-eddy/one-plus-one-equals-ed/episode/117706/summary.html "One Plus One Equals Ed"]: "Carrots are good for your eyes, can it dial a phone?", originally said by Ed.
*In the video [[CWCFlyingElephants|"CWC's Flying Elephants"]], Chris bashes his head on his bed like a [[retard]], and quotes another line from Ed: "I'm a woodpecker! Except with dirt!"

===Family Guy===
* In [[Sonichu 7|Issue 7]], Chris meets [[Sammy]], who resembles Peter Griffin, whom goes through a series of incidents involving a sequence from Filmation's [[Ghostbusters]].
* The title of his bizarre rap video, "[[IPods_Down_and_Listen_Up|iPods Down and Listen Up]]," was lifted from the "Prick Up Your Ears" episode, in which the reverend teaching the high school about abstinence starts his performance by telling the kids, "Put your Walkmans down and listen up."

''For more info, see the [[Family Guy#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Ghostbusters (Filmation's)===
* Chris's Family-Guy-style gag rips from The Non-Real Ghostbusters created by Filmation.
''For more info, see the [[Ghostbusters#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===He-Man===
*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.5 (preview)]]: [[Beel]] exclaims: "I have the power!" after stealing Chris's [[Medallion of Fail]].

===Home Movies===
*[[Officer Keino]]'s appearance is ripped straight from Coach McGuirk.
*The end of the [[Giant Penis Comic]] special contains gags from the show.

===Inspector Gadget===
*[[Darkbind Sonichu]]'s nemesis, [[Clawdorf]], is (possibly) based on Inspector Gadget's nemesis Dr.Claw, who was also most of the time seen as a dark silhouette. If it's true, it is especially strange, as [[Darkbind]] is based on Darkwing Duck, not Inspector Gadget.

===Peanuts===
[[Image:119-PeanutsCWC.jpg|thumb|left|Need I say more?]]

===Ren and Stimpy===
*Sub-episode 6 rips off the Ren & Stimpy Episode "Lair of the Lummox," which Chris even acknowledges (with Ren & Stimpy thinly veiled as "Ben & Stumpy")

*At the end of episode 17, there is an advert for "Knothole"; and boasted as being from the creators of "Log".

===Samurai Pizza Cats===
*In the aforementioned [[random-access humor]] [[ED]] edit, Chris quoted a joke from the US-dubbed version of SPC: "Quiet everybody, Emperor Fred has an announcement...FRED".
*He created the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], which is a ripoff of both Samurai Pizza Cats and Transformers. They make several appearances in the comic to help Sonichu battle the [[Jerkops]].

===Sealab 2021===
*In the same [[ED]] edit, Chris included a joke from the Sealab 2021 episode "Legend of Baggy Pants": "What? Pod six doesn't need a Pro Shop, they need a dentist.".

===Smurfs===
*[[Wild Sonichu]] seems to be "inspired" by the character of [http://smurfs.wikia.com/wiki/Wild_Smurf Wild Smurf]. Both live in treehouses. Both swing from vines (however, Wild Sonichu's vines swinging comes from ripping off of Spider-Man). Both were raised by wild animals. Honestly, the only difference between the two is that Wild Sonichu can actually talk (Wild Smurf communicated in chipmunk sounds more than anything else).

===South Park===
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''For more info, see the [[South Park#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Transformers===
* [[Optimus Prime]] mercilessly killing Decepticon spy [[Sarah Jackson]].
* Various Transformer-types are set to appear in [[Sonichu 9]] Episode 20.
''For more info, see the [[Transformers#Plagiarism|main article]].''

==Movies and TV Shows==

===Gilligan's Island===
* Thurston Howell III and his wife make an appearance in [[Sonichu 8]], hinting at the name of the head of [[4-Cent Garbage]].
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===Monty Python===
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*
* [[CWCFlyingElephants]]. Need I say more?
*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.8]]: An impromptu "comedic" sequence making "fun" of [[Jimmy Hill]] starts with "And now for something completely different...", contains a collage of photos and drawings reminiscent of Terry Gilliam's artistic experiments, and features a porcupine shouting: "Dinsdale!".
''For more info, see the [[Monty Python#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Pink Panther===
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===Spaceballs===
* In the [[Episode 8]] fight between [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] and [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], Chris-Chan Sonichu gets his tail singed by a fire blast then exclaims, "You burned my tail! Now it's personal!" before going on the offensive. This is very similar to the scene in the movie [[wikipedia:Spaceballs|"Spaceballs"]] where gun-hating Princess Vespa gets her hair singed by a laser in a firefight and exclaims, "You shot my hair! You son of a bitch!" then proceeds to singlehandedly mow down the attacking Spaceballs with a laser rifle.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYgQXWxJfZE#t=7m44s (''Relevant portion from 7:44 to 8:01'')</ref> While the words aren't identical, he reads the lines with the same cadence and inflection as Vespa's in his [[Sonichu_2_Official_Videobook#Episode_8|Official Videobook]] clip.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42EOCbTSJOI#t=8m06s (''Relevant portion from 8:06 to 8:12'')</ref>

===Troll 1 & 2===
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===Carrie===
* Chris's [[The High School Story]] is an amalgamation of Stephen King's Carrie, and Chris' own high school experience. Its main character, Terrah, is bullied and under appreciated, so she kills everyone with her psychic powers. It is safe to assume that Chris saw the movie adaptation of Carrie, and not the book, as it is unimaginable that Chris would ever spend his time on a book without illustrations.

===Power Rangers===
*In [[Sonichu 9]], the CWC-Power Rangers are introduced, but never seen with the sole exception of Kart Megazord.

===Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III===
*In page 28 of [[Sonichu 1]], Sonic is quoted saying "Eh... you were expecting maybe, Bugs Bunny?" a direct 'reference' to a line said by one of the non-yawning Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the third movie. The original line was 'Eh... you were expecting maybe, The Addams Family?" It is ironic in this case that of all the lines Chris-Chan could have possibly chosen from the movie, he went ahead to choose one of the most awful, face-palming, gut-wrenchingly bad line (only second to the even worse line "Help! I'm a turtle and I can't get up!"), and proceeded to MAKE IT WORSE. Congratulations.

===Saw series===
*Louis Perez, appearing in Sonichu 10 to apprehend [[Inos]] could be named after the character from the Saw franchise (possibly a relative, as Lindsey Perez from the movies is female). Chris has previously stated, that the Saw series is one of his favorite movie franchises in one of the Mailbags. Both characters are black policemen, making the "inspiration" much more likely.

===Independence Day===
* In the [[Christian Love Day video]], he recited a modified version of the speech that the President makes before making a last stand against the aliens, which shows just how ridiculously corny he can get.

===The Root of All Evil===
* This COmedy Central show featuring Lewis Black as a judge was ripped off in [[Sonichu 10]], where the judge at the trial, named "Slack Lewis," greatly resembles Black.

===The Simpsons===

[[Sandy Rosechu]] is an obvious rip-off of Lisa Simpson, in appearance and personality.

==Video Games==

===Banjo Kazooie===

*[[Flame]] the Sunbird is just a very poor drawing of Kazooie who seems to want pants for some reason that no rational person can fathom. Any who enjoyed this game can only thank [[Godjesus]] that Chris doesn't seem to realize that Kazooie is a [[gal-pal|girl]].

*In [[Sonichu 9]], [[Sonichu]]'s battle with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is ripped directly from the final boss fight with Gruntilda. The only differences are that the fireballs are replaced with dark energy and Mary does not fall to her death.

===Legend Of Zelda===
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*The characters [[Darkbind Sonichu]] and [[Zelina Rosechu]] are rip-offs of Link and Zelda, the two main characters from the series, alongside being rip-offs of elements from the cartoon series Darkwing Duck, strangely enough.

*The entire subplot about Darkbind and Zelina (involving Zelina being put under a sleeping spell by an [[Clawdorf|evil wizard]]) is taken nearly verbatim from the story of Zelda II: The Adventure of Link (where the Link from the first game must awaken the original Zelda from a sleeping spell put on her by - you guessed it, an evil wizard).

*It's not clear if he's a fan of the series, since while he's compared one of his favorite games ([[Brutal Legend]]) to The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, it's likely he simply saw the game was the highest ranking game on GameRankings and other game scoring websites.

===Mobile Suit Gundam===
*During the [[Megan]] Saga, Chris drew box art for [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]], one of Chris's many fake box arts for his imaginary games. What's unique about this one is that it involves Megan Schroeder and her brother, John. Despite being about Megan, it is not a rape simulator, but instead believed to be a ripoff of Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo.

===Street Fighter===
* [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]'s attack "Hyper Beam" looks a lot like Ryu and Ken's special attack "Hadouken". It appears in:
:*
:*
:* [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.7]]
*In [[Sonichu 9]], Sonichu performs a Flash Kick on Slaweel.
*In [[Sonichu Special 4]], [[Kacey]]'s father resembles Guile.

===Super Mario Bros===
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*While ripping off one of Nintendo's biggest franchises and having affinity for Shigeru Miyamato, Chris doesn't have much interest in the Super Mario series. While Sonic has fallen into a pit of self-induced shit, Mario still is one of the most popular and beloved video game franchises. However, due to the lack of furry material, the games (at least the later ones) focus on puzzle solving and exploration and the fact at one time Mario was the rival of Sonic, it's no surprise Chris is not much of a fan. However, the wing cap ability from Super Mario 64 was used in Sub-Episode 4.

===[[Brutal Legend]]===
*In [[Sonichu 9]], during the introduction of the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], [[Armoraxe]] uses a move that looks and acts exactly like the Solo "[[nudes|Face Melter]]" from the game. The only difference is that the move is called "Metal Melter"

* The devil [[trolls]] that appear to carry [[CChanSonichuCWC|IBAChandler]] away after he is defeated by [[Sonichu]] seem to be a rip-off of the fans that appear to carry you off when you are defeated during a stage battle in Brutal Legend. This is confirmed by the [[chris|retarded]] phrase written next to the same panel in the comic, "Hmm, What 'Legend' brought these [[fanbase|fans]]?"

*In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris using the power of [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|music]] and [[son-chu|stage]] to destroy the [[4-Cent Garbage]] building may have been inspired by Brutal Legend's Stage Battles.

===God of War===
*Page 75, [[Sonichu 10|Issue 10]]. [[Collosal Chan]] pulls out lightning bolt versions of Kratos's Blades to fight [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel]].

==Western Comics==

===Spider-Man===
*[[Wild Sonichu]] is a partial ripoff of Spider-Man, a superhero who can shoot long web strings from his hands. He uses these web ropes to swing across the city and entangle his enemies. Also, the scene in the end of Episode 19 ([[Sonichu 9]]) is highly reminiscent of the Spider-Man movie.

===Superman===
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===The Incredible Hulk===
*[[Rosechu]]'s bat shit insane rapist form, now known as the Incredible Lioness, is based off of the Incredible Hulk. While Rosechu didn't turn green (and seeing as she's an abomination already, it wouldn't be a stretch to say that she's already bathed in gamma radiation), she gets pissed off when Jason Kendrick Howell launches a pickle at her and she tears him a new one.

==List of fiction Chris has referenced and otherwise bastardised==
While Chris's [[Sonichu|masterpiece]] is chock full of shameless ripoffs and copyright infringements, there are some references to works of fiction which can't be actually considered "ripping off", but manage to ruin the franchise in question nevertheless, for the sole fact of being referenced in [[Sonichu]]. These are mostly instances of Chris either including a minor reference to a work of fiction, or just mentioning it, in his comics. While it's not considered a crime ''de jure'', it still may be called a crime against humanity, whose culture Chris has thusly bastardised.
''Note that when such minor references concern works or franchises already listed in the main ripoff list above, they're added there, not here. It was done so that it would be easier to see how much has Chris managed to bastardise each franchise.''
*'''[[Wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]:''' [[Sonichu 8#Episode 17|S8 Ep17 p.35]]: Batman's portrait is hanging on the wall of the [[CWCville Mayoral Office]] for some completely mysterious reason.
*'''[[Bugs Bunny]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 1#Episode 6|S1 Ep6 p.28]]: [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] says to the startled [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr.Robotnik]]: "Eh... You were expecting, maybe Bugs Bunny?"
:*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.8]]: Bugs himself appears in the Monty Python-esque collage, lecturing the toothless photograph of [[Jimmy Hill]] (who was implied to have sold counterfeit Warner Bros. merchandise in the past) on the evils of [[Chris and copyright|copyright infringement]].
*'''[[Wikipedia:Dig Dug|Dig Dug]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|S9 Ep19 p.12]]: [[Simonla]]'s screen name is "DigDugette416".
:*Later, on [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|S9 Ep19 p.17]], [[Layla]] jokes that Simonla only needs a pump to "fully dig the dug", whatever that means.
*'''[[Wikipedia:Fight Club (film)|Fight Club]] and [[Wikipedia:Chuck Palahniuk|Chuck Palahniuk]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2|S1 SE2 p.S-4]]: [[Hanna]] tells Chris that she likes reading books by "Chuck Pala[[duck]]" (sic), who is also (according to Chris's footnote) "[[Fail|the director]] of the movie "Fight Club" (well, maybe he believes that [[Wikipedia:David Fincher|David Fincher]] is just Chuck's alternate personality?)... Yes, "Chuck Pala'''[[duck]]'''".
:*If Chris has actually <strike>read the book</strike> seen the movie, it may be the influence behind [[30 August 2009|"Christopher"]].
*'''[[Wikipedia:Grand Theft Auto|Grand Theft Auto]]:''' [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.1 (preview)]]: [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] orders: "[[Beel]]! Prepare for Grand Theft [[Medallion of Fail|Medal]]!"
*'''[[Guitar Hero]]:'''
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*'''[[LittleBigPlanet]]:''' [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.1 (preview)]]: For no reason at all, Sackboy appears at the bottom of the page and recites an anti-pirate advertisement for "LittleBigPlanet" and Chris's [[LittleBigPlanet videos#Sonichu Episode 1 LittleBIGPlanet Level|Level of Fail]].
*'''[[R.L.Stine]]:'''
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*'''[[Sprung]]:''' [[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2|S1 SE2 p.S-5]]: Chris is shown playing "Sprung" on his [[Nintendo DS]] for dating tips before going on a date with [[Hanna]]. He reads the infamous "So, do angels have names?" compliment and notes that it "sounds right".
*'''[[Wikipedia:B-Daman|B-Daman]]:''' [[Sonichu 1#Episode6|S1 Ep6 p.32]]: Sonic curls up into a ball and enters a pocket of whatever in Sonichu's stomach, upon which Sonichu fires him out at Metal Sonichu which also is the form of a ball. At first, this looks like a reference to balls, but upon closer inspection, it seems to be a ripoff of the Japanese Anime and Toy series B-Daman, which involves small cute robot-like characters firing balls out of their stomachs at other balls.

==References==
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==See also:==
*[[Chris and copyright]]
*[[List of phrases Chris copied from media]]

[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]
[[Category:Articles needing improvement]]

List of Love Quest candidates

2010-02-27T15:14:03Z

Plasma: /* Fictional Sweethearts */

[[Chris]], in spite of being [[autistic]], lazy, and [[fat]] has had many attractive young ladies thrown themselves upon him to hold the title of being Chris's TRUE and [[HONEST]] '''[[sweetheart]].'''

==How Does Chris Get So Many Women?==
For the most part, Chris is desperate to lose his moniker of "[[Virgin with rage]]", thus when a girl throws herself at Chris saying how awesome and hunky he is, Chris is ready and willing to sweep them off their feet and bring them into his life.

==The Women in Chris's Life==

===[[Lori Lopez]]===
An American/Spanish girl who Chris met through [[MySpace]] via [[Joshua Martinez]] in November 2007. Not much is known about these two during their short time together.

===[[Blanca Weiss]]===
A girl Chris met online around August 2008. She was the first to introduce a character for the [[Sonichu]] comics. Things had pretty much went swimmingly between the two until Chris began suspecting something about her. At the same time, he began seeing another woman, causing friction between the two of them. When Blanca asked to see his medallions, Chris happily obliged until trolls intercepted and destroyed them. Soon after, Blanca broke up with Chris, shattering his heart (Chris would revision this event with him dumping her.)

===[[Sarah Jackson]]===
A woman Chris met the same time he was with Blanca. When the two women finally confronted each other, Chris chose Blanca. Sarah would later die by [[Optimus Prime|a truck hitting her]].

===[[PandaHalo]]===
A girl Chris met at the same time he was seeing Blanca. When he and Blanca broke up, Chris immediately set his sights on Panda. Panda discovered just how desperate he was for sex when he admitted he would gladly have sex with an animal for her pleasure. Panda would later be raped by [[Clyde Cash]] and be pregnant with his child. Chris tried to get her to have an abortion while Panda attempted to get him to join her and Clyde in Clyde's mansion. In the end, Chris gave up Panda to Clyde when she told him he if they wanted to stay together, he should make Sonichu a reality, and Chris didn't want to put that much work into it.

===[[Julie]]===
Soon after breaking up with Panda, Chris immediately began seeing Julie. Through Julie, Chris began doing a number of sex acts and [[For Julie's Eyes Only|recording them]]. One of these moments was [[Bob Walks In|interrupted by Bob Chandler]]. In late February, Max, Julie's brother, held her against her will, forcing Chris to mount a daring rescue which didn't exactly work. Max would put Chris through the rings, showing how desperate Chris was for a girl, before revealing that both Max and Julie never existed - they were the [[BlueSpike|same person]].

===[[Ivy]]===
Another girl Chris had eyes for. He began seeing her not long after the incident with Julie. During this time, Chris went to great lengths to show how much he was in love with Ivy. Unlike Panda and Julie, Ivy never showed any interest in sexual acts, preferring seeing the comics instead. Chris happily obliged, creating three special comics in the process, even wanting to get married. Sadly, Ivy would break up with Chris after getting into a major clusterfuck with an obvious troll.

===[[Kacey]]===
When [[Liquid Chris]] made his appearance, Chris fought valiantly to prove his identity. When Chris discovered that Liquid had a girlfriend named Kacey, he attempted to win her over, the assumption being that, as the TRUE and HONEST Chris, she should be his girlfriend. When Liquid made his comeback months later, Chris would successfully win Kacey over. He would lose her not even weeks later due to a combination of being stood up for a date, [[Father Call|a confrontation with her father]], and [[Sonichu Special 4|a horrific comic]]. Kacey would later break with Chris and be happily married to Liquid.

==Fictional Sweethearts==

===[[Chloe]]===
A possible codename for PandaHalo. When Chris broke up with Blanca, Chris claimed he was seeing a girl named Chloe, whom he claimed to have met at a GameStop. Many never bought Chris's claims and Chloe was never mentioned again

===Unnamed Sweetheart===
In February 2010, Chris started boasting about that he got another sweetheart. Such boasts come in the form of him just saying that she exists, without actually saying anything about her, and refuses to say anything else about her. While there is a possibility that she does exist, and Chris has learned not to say who the sweetheart is, so that when she inevitably turns out to be a troll he won't look like such an idiot (but not smart enough to realise that all sweethearts he meets online are blatant trolls), it's far more likely that Chris is just really really bad at lying.

{{Sweethearts}}
[[Category:Sweethearts]]
[[Category:Lists]]

Mailbag 56

2010-02-27T15:06:43Z

Plasma:

__NOTOC__'''Mailbag 56''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 15 [[February 2010]]. Chris answered them on 20 February.

Nothing interesting actually happens in this Mailbag, because Chris replies to nearly all of the emails with a short, generic response without addressing the actual content of the message. The only thing of note is that he continues to insist that he has a new sweetheart while continuing to not mention the slightest thing about her, beyond that "she exists". And that part about her is just made up.

==Answered==
===Because Chris always gives nice responses===
{{Email|From: Who Cares <thegoddambatman416@gmail.com>
CHRIS. GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. I see your fucking messages, you say, yeah, you're gonna start to clean shit up and start treating us better in the Mailbag. And what do I see? You use a FUCKING COPY-PASTED RESPONSE.

I want you to go back and respond to my message, you pussy. Am I stressing you? FUCKING PROVE IT.

It just goes to show that while you're not abusing your authority anymore, you still aren't giving a shit about your fans. That's why we all fucking left, Chris. EVERY. LAST. ONE.}}
{{EmailReply|It's abrasive, derogatory and extensively obscene comments like that which gets such a response, because I do not care for those. As Miss Monica Rial told me when I met her, "[[Mailbag 32#Asperchu can't be a parody of Chris, because Asperchu's not a total dick fucking asshole|People who are nice to me get nice responses]]. People who bad-mouth me, I say 'Go to hell.'"}}

===You killed him, Chris===
{{Email|From: Keith Keithson <allisfine1@gmail.com>
Chris, you missed the letter from Mike Jackson's widow.

You just slapped her in the face and pissed on the corpse of her husband--after you MURDERED HIM, I should add.

You call that a "neutral reply"? I don't think so, as "neutral" implies that you're not pissing people off, and I know that a MAJORITY of the FEW remaining fans consider this to be the last straw.}}
{{EmailReply|I beg your pardon, for the while, I was under a misunderstanding. I thought they were talking about the Pop Star, Michael Jackson, not the dude-child who ran away to marry a prostitute. And with that, [[Lie|I am very sorry]].}}

===On Chris's rapidly deteriorating human form===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Mystery Science Theater 3000|Crow Servo]] <mst3k1992@gmail.com>
Dear Director Christian Weston Chandler

I am a huge fan of your work on Sonichu (I also love Asperchu, but your series is a dozen times better). I wanted to ask if you are aware if your health. You seem fine now but all that junk food you eat will likely come back to haunt you (not literally mind you). Also, I believe you are balding as well. Have you gone to a doctor recently? If not, I'm probably sure you are over due for a check up.

Love, a concerned fan,

Crow T. Servo }}
{{EmailReply|I am exercising, [[Lie|I am not going bald]], and I get my check-ups every few months.}}

===Everybody loves dead Simonla!===
{{Email|From: Ethan Mittel <msinsineratehymn@yahoo.com>
"Wild is a carpenter; Simonla is a Constructor, so they can build/rebuild full houses/buildings with furnishings together. And they both knew that they were just meant to be together. Take it at face value."

Face value: Superficial
Superficial: Skin-deep
Skin-deep: The relationship between Wild and Simonla

However, it is good that you killed of Simonla. I'm proud of you for doing that.}}
{{EmailReply|No comment.}}

===Show, don't tell===
{{Email|From: [[Evan|Evang7]] <evang7@gmail.com>

Will we ever actually SEE ScotPalazzo, Manajerk of the FA-Square,
Sho-Mall region (he banned all virgins from his region) and Trebor
Capman (Accomplice) getting cured? It's kind of a copout to just SAY
they got cured. Trebor Capman (Accomplice) is my favorite villain.}}
{{EmailReply|You will see them cured.}}

===Toys===
{{Email|From: mostlysunny@reborn.com

I saw your "Your letter has been read fully" bullshit copypasta. Nice to know how little you think of your real fans that you can't be bothered from your oh-so-busy schedule of sitting on your fat ass and [[A Sonichu Day|playing with toys like a little fucking three year old]] to actually address and answer their concerns and questions.

Here's something for you to input: Fuck you, Chris.}}
{{EmailReply|Go to hell to you too, dude.}}

===Sonichu Revolution is the best!===
{{Email|From: theprancer1@writeme.com

I love your new Sonichu Revolution comic book. It is much better drawn and written, in my honest opinion. The old comic looked like it was drawn and written by a four year old. I mean, Crayola markers? So childish. I'm so glad you've decided to reboot. Consider me a fan again.}}
{{EmailReply|Those pages are NOT mine; Alec is drawing those, and I never gave him permission to do so, and he is wasting the adspace he wrongfully bought with that crap that does not pertain at all to My, and The Original, Sonichu Pages.}}

===In which Chris misses the point===
{{Email|From: DR. TRAN

This is relevant to how YOU plan to write the comic.

"4) I do not wish to hire a Ghost Writer, because he/she may mess with it and distort the story."

Chris, if you hired a ghost writer you'd have to approve anything he or she wrote in order for it to be posted/published.

"5) They have their own Personalities; take a deeper look."

I don't see how Lolisa is a standard radio co-host personality or how Bubbles is supposed to be "Stern, but Caring". You can't just say "Character X has Personality Y", you have to show Character X doing something that someone with Personality Y would do. That's your job as the writer--their personalities are all in your head and your head alone, you have to show them displaying those personalities so everyone else will know that as well. We are not mind readers, Chris.

Now, let's take Alec as a good example. In his comic, Bubbles is a lovable idiot. He instantly shows this by having her get a straw stuck in her eye and by having the other characters regard her as something of a house pet. He doesn't just say "She's stupid", he shows her doing stupid things and lets us draw the conclusion ourselves.}}
{{EmailReply|Alec has no right at all; his pages are NOT THE PAGES; they are ONLY Parody.}}

===Mental block in full effect!===
{{Email|From: Robert Neville <theassburgers@hotmail.co.uk>

You really need to move out of your parent's house. You've said in the past that you feel comfortable within the safety of your own four walls, with your parents living under the same roof. That's understandable, but surely now you're really just doing more damage than good for yourself?

You can't rely on your parents forever. Of course they'll always help you when possible, but the simple fact is, your parents may not even be here within 10 years. Your parents are both getting on in years, particularly your father, who I know has a medical history of heart problems.

If you're still relying on their warmth and shelter until the day they die, what happens to you then? You will have no savings for yourself, because you waste it all on unnecessary material gain, such as videogames and porn. You'll have a poor credit history from your unpaid debts, which means that not many people are going to be willing to trust you with renting a place. Buying a place would simply be out of the question for somebody in your financial situation.

You're very nearly 30 years old and you have never lived alone, or with a partner. Should the day come when you do move in with a woman, I think she'd probably leave you when you become unbearingly dependant and demanding of her, much as you have done with your parents.

Don't you think you're being unfair on them, too? At this point in their lives, they just want to spend quality time together, after sacrificing many years to raising a child, knowing that their son is a success and is making his own way in life. Only trouble is, he isn't.}}
{{EmailReply|Well, those are your opinions.}}

===Only Chris's sweetheart isn't real===
{{Email|From: megasonic791@yahoo.com

Now that you have a new Sweetheart Chris, will Sonichu and Rosechu's relationship have more depth?

I assume now that you know how a relationship works, you can apply that knowledge to your comic, and make it a lot better.

Lola}}
{{EmailReply|Possibly.}}

===In which Chris isn't sorry at all===
{{Email|From: Mike Jackson Jr <mikejacksonjr123@hotmail.com>
Hey Jerkoff...

That was my MOTHER you gave that canned response to. Yes, I am the son of Mike Jackson.

I've had a tough time dealing with my father's death. My mother has had to start counseling because she found my father's cold lifeless body laying in the living room. She had to put her hands on his wrist and check to see if he still had a pulse as well as check him for breathing as she dialed 911.

My mother had to keep my screaming and crying siblings from coming into the living room while she waited ALONE WITH HIS BODY for the ambulance people to arrive and pronounce him dead. SHE IS HAVING NIGHTMARES ABOUT THAT NIGHT EVER SINCE. She hasn't eaten, she sleeps very little, and she cries all the time. His death has shattered her heart levels to depths that you will never even feel, you asshole.

This isn't even including how I've been dealing with my father's death. My wife Debbie has been consoling me constantly- I love her so much that I can understand how traumatic what my mother experienced was. Debbie has been taking care of my siblings as well as handling the responsibilities of the house and business. I am studying to take over the business in a few years.

I swear man... if my mother and siblings didn't need me so damn much, I'd fly down to Ruckersville Virginia and beat your fat ass into a bloody pulp. I know my mother wouldn't like that and I KNOW my father wouldn't approve of violence, so you better count your blessings. Your nasty and emotionless response to my mother sent her into a catatonic state for days. My father reached out to you for help and you didn't care enough to help him. Then my mother decides to be nice and tell you about his death and you didn't care. The fact that one person could be so cold, nasty and unfeeling about someone's death has shattered her mind.

You can bet for damn sure that I'll never read your comic again. I've told all of my friends about this and they're just as disgusted as I am. One of them even mentioned to me that you gleefully depicted your ex-girlfriend Ivy dying by hanging, so I guess we shouldn't be surprised, you sociopathic bastard.

Mike Jr}}
{{EmailReply|I am sorry.}}

===On appreciating tone===
{{Email|From: Gilgamesh Gaylord <gilgamesh1317@yahoo.co.uk>

"Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts."

Now that's just insulting, Chris. This proves that you sincerely don't care about your fans at all anymore; you're not even willing to properly respond to their e-mails. Also, "inputed" is not a word. Get a spellchecker, or go back to school and learn the basics of English again.

You're such a lazy, lying bastard. Everyone knows you're just using this to ignore most of the e-mails you get. We're not like you, Chris, we aren't stupid.

"I only ask for y'all to leave me with my relationship, and not make me feel intruded by inquiring constantly."

In other words, she doesn't exist. If you're going to lie, at least try to make it a good lie.}}
{{EmailReply|She does exist, and I do not appreciate your tone at all.}}

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Mailbag 31

2010-02-27T14:51:17Z

Plasma:

__NOTOC__'''Mailbag 31''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] 31 [[December 2009]]. On [[January 2010|1 January 2010]], Chris answered the questions (which require far less [[Stress|reading]]) but not the letters. Shortly after, CWCipedia was issued cease and desist letters from both [[11042009_51_50|Coca]]-[[April_16_Fetish_Vids#Fanta:_Semen_Flavor|cola]] and [[Family Guy|20th Century Fox]] for Chris's unauthorized placement of ads that suggested the Coke and the movie Avatar endorsed his [[Homos|bigoted]] views.

Chris answered the letters on 4 January. Compared to most other [[Mailbag|mailbags]], his answers were slightly more in-depth and ''vastly'' more disturbing. The most outlandish response was that he intends to make good on his [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The Introduction Image Space is NOT Ad Space (CCS)|promise to film his first time]], even if his [[sweetheart]] disagrees. Chris also stated that he would rather let an innocent man die than have [[Homos|gay sex]], implied that he expects [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] to personally inform him whenever he's in error, and told us all that [[Magi-Chan]] psychically watches everybody in [[CWCville]] have sex, so anybody doing it wrong can be arrested. Worst of all, he states that the punishment to any sort of sexual violation, including child rape, is a $500 fine! [[Fan:Asperchu|Asperchu]] makes a special guest appearance, which goes a long way to make the whole ordeal more bearable.

==Answered==
===If your kids are 16 or 17, you should watch porn with them===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Michael Jackson|Mike Jackson]] <mikejackson113@hotmail.com>

Hi Chris!

I just wanted to let you know that my kids and I are HUGE fans of your comic. I read a page to them every night before their bedtime.

But in [[mailbag 23]] you stated that it would be ok for kids to watch adult things with parental supervision. Does this mean that it would be ok for them to watch pornography with me? It's not like I'd be touching them or molesting them. I also wouldn't be jerking off- I just like watching girls & guys get it on with each other.

I think it'd be pretty educational for them. They'd get to know where babies come from and I'd get to watch my porn without worrying about them walking in- they'd already be there! As long as I explain it to them, it's ok- right?

I started doing this already and my kids haven't complained or anything! I've told all of my fellow fathers about your advice and they've already started doing it as well!

Thanks Chris!!

Mike}}
{{EmailReply|WOAH!!! Slow Down There. I was talking in reference to shows that are Rated TV-14 at the most; I did not mean to include XXX Pornography, or most shows that are Rated TV-MA. Unless they are 16 or 17 years or older, then it would be most Appropriately Educational. I was speaking, of course, in reference to the show, Family Guy, which is Rated TV-14 in the response to past letters. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:24, 5 January 2010 (CET)}}

===Genuinely hand-drawn===
{{Email|From: Kevin Sevakis <kerosenedreams77@gmail.com>
Hey, CWC.
If you put the words of the comic on the computer, why don't you just color the comic on the computer, too?}}
{{EmailReply|Then it would not be Genuinely Hand-Drawn or Hand-Colored; few examples of Fan Art that were Obviously Computer-Drawn are not as good as Original Hand-Drawn/Colored creations.}}

===Blake has a very deep individual===
{{Email|From: kawaiinamine32@aol.com

Good day, Mr. Chandler. I have a few questions for you... 1) Seeing one of your answers from [[Mailbag 19]], I have to ask, Do you really think of or see people with Asperger's Syndrome as "Competing Retards"? 2) What the hell is up with [[Blake|Black Sonichu/Blachu/Blake]]!? (He started out as a badass, now he's just pathetic...) 3) Is Sonichu really aimed towards children? (from all the pages I've read, it would be, at least TV MA...too mature for children.)}}
{{EmailReply|Competing, yes; Retards, no. He is not pathetic; he has a very deep individual. Yes, it is meant to be TV-Y7 FOR CHILDREN.}}

===Chris and web design===
{{Email|From: alphard@conexao-br.net

Hey, CWC.

I've heard that you're pretty good with HTML, so...
 What do you think about HTML5 and CSS3?
 Do you often use XHTML?
 And do you follow the W3C specifications correctly? }}
{{EmailReply|I only know basic HTML; the new stuff is NEW to me.}}

===Magi-Chan knows when you fuck===
{{Email|From: hyle.19@gmail.com

Dear Chris,

Why are homosexual women morally superior to homosexual men? If it is because of the book of Leviticus, would you also support the exile of a couple who have sexual relations while the woman is menstruating? (Leviticus 20:18) Does [[Cwcville]] have sex laws? How are these laws enforced?

Yours, Caitlin}}
{{EmailReply|Cwcville has sex laws; the age of consent is 18, and NO GAY SEX IS ALLOWED WHATSOEVER. These laws are enforced by constant psychic-surveillance by Magi-Chan Sonichu. Should anyone go against these laws, Magi-Chan would know, inform the Police, arrest the individuals, tried and fined HEAVILY; $500 or 50 Hours of Community Service to ANY Sexual Violations; over-18 having sex with under-18, and Any homosexual relations. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:24, 5 January 2010 (CET)}}

===Lies and damned lies===
{{Email|From: Zoie Klaus <gatsbysdeaddream@gmail.com>

Dear Chris,

Why don't you ever offer well-thought out answers to the questions you are asked? It seems that people put a lot of effort into their questions, but you only spend a minute (or less) answering each. Do you really think that's fair to your fans? It's not like you're very busy or anything, or have thousands of questions to answer. Don't you think you owe your fans a little bit more?

-Zoie}}
{{EmailReply|I give each letter over 2 minutes of reading, re-reading and thought. Should a letter perplex me heavily, I would give an acceptable reply, granted it being short. But mostly, I go detailed.}}

===In which Chris crosses yet another line===
{{Email|From: Frank Marks <marksizm15@yahoo.com>

What if the girl(or guy) you want to take your virginity doesn't want to be videotaped? Not everyone goes for that. And you seem to be more concerned with proving that you're straight than the pleasure you would get from having sex. And you didn't answer that one guy's question about asexual people.

Frank Marks}}
{{EmailReply|I would use Hidden Cameras and blur out her face. It is very important to me, because I am SICK and TIRED of the Wrongest Mislabelings those damn people dare refer to me and my comics and characters. WE ARE STRAIGHT!!!! I have no objections with asexual, but I do feel pity for those individuals.}}
''The earlier question about asexuality can be found [[Mailbag 26#Chris and asexuality|here]]. Chris altered it the night these answers went up, copy-pasting the answer found here.''

===Fqx news===
{{Email|From: Jorge Lopez <fuzziwuzzi80@yahoo.com>
In [[Mailbag 28]], you say you respected Bush because "he made some good decisions." Please elaborate on this. What decisions did he make that you thought were good (and why were they good, in your opinion)?}}
{{EmailReply|His Tax Cut program was a good idea; more money for us locals. His No Child Left Behind plan was good too; no child left Uneducated. And he helped the Medicare very well. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:24, 5 January 2010 (CET)}}

===Return of the king===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Stephen King|Stephen King]] <king.stephen@windowslive.com>
I never wrote a novel called Vertigo. I did write the other novels you mentioned, though. But those were a long time ago. I used to be famous once - not anymore though. My novels don't sell a tenth of the copies they used to. Can't you see that I am desperate? I used to drink and do drugs when I couldn't write. This helped me in the 80s, but I won't do that anymore. I feel like my head is going blank, like there's an empty area where my creativity used to be.

Even in the best of times, I was never the greatest writer in the world. You are not the best either. But AT LEAST you have the passion and raw potential. And creativity. I just... don't seem to have that anymore. Funny. I never knew it was there until it was gone. Ideas just used to come to me, you know? Now, no matter how hard I try... nothing. Nothing comes out. I stare at the blank screen for HOURS, and I don't get a single idea. I spend more and more time on the internet. One day, I stumbled upon your site. It was something new and refreshing. I saw that you upload a new page EVERY DAY. I was amazed at such efficiency. You don't know how lucky you are to have so many ideas.

I asked you for help, but you gave me skepticism. I shouldn't be surprised though. This has happened to me before. Some time ago, I went into a book store in Australia unannounced, and started signing some of my books. The people there thought I was a VANDAL.

Here's a link on the incident: http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/08/16/2006725.htm

I hope you see that I am the true and honest (as you say) Stephen King.

God bless, and I wish you all the best.

Stephen Edwin King.}}
''Chris added a reply template to this letter, but failed to actually answer it.''

===Patti's tortured soul persists===
{{Email|From: takemybythehand2@aol.com

So is [[Patti]] a ghost or a zombie in the comic? because she's dead, yet she's still talking to people, so is she a ghost or zombie?}}
{{EmailReply|She is Neither; she is alive and well in Cwcville, VA.}}

===Chris tackles the hard issues===
{{Email|From: jackleapps@aol.com

What's your stance on the immigration issues in America?}}
{{EmailReply|We are all immigrants from when the settlers first came into what would be the United States of America; I feel the issues are unrequited stressors that we simply do not need at all to fret over.}}
==Rejected Mailbag==
===In which Chris hypothetically murders someone===
{{Email|From: J D <jdrexcess@gmail.com>

Hi Chris, I'm a big fan of your work, and I share your views on homosexuality-- a topic which seems to pop up frequently in the mailbag.

A friend of mine recently posed me a moral question, which I thought was pretty interesting: If you could save the life of a person you didn't know by having gay sex, would you do it? It's an interesting moral dilemma. Personally, I couldn't think of anything more repulsive in the world than having gay sex, but to save the life of a random person, I might actually do it. But I haven't quite made up my mind. How would you respond to this question? Would you have gay sex to save someone's life? Of course, this is a hypothetical situation and would probably never happen in real life, but I'm curious as to how you'd deal with it?

JD}}
{{EmailReply|UGH!!! I would find a way to Trick the other and work around to save the person. NO GAY SEX!!!!!!!!!}}

===Chris does not atone===
{{Email|From: creampie4sonichu@aol.com

hello mr chandler my is [[Wikipedia:Final Fantasy VII|rufus shinra]] and me and me fellow gay associates find sonicu to be a BIG testament to the gay community. We just love the way you lace each of your comics with gay tributes and etc. One thing that we really love is how you protray [[sonichu]] as a man struggling with his sexuality. On the outside he is "happily" married to [[rosechu]] but on the inside he is ready to come out. We have already figure out sonichus secret gay lover is [[Magi-Chan|magichan]] sonichu i mean magichan is purple (one of us gays most fabolous colors) he has no woman and he is mysterious. we can wait till you make sonichu and magichan and offical couple on your pages. Oh yeah me and my friend would like to invite you and another person to our gay club where we are going to have a sonichu theme party. We are going to pay your way here cause it would be a honor to have the man who made sonichu to be here. Who knows you might just find your significant other at this party. Once again thanks for makin sonichu for us gays to enjoy. }}
{{EmailReply|YOU ARE IN MAJOR ERROR!!! SONICHU IS STRAIGHT!!! AND MY COMIC SERIES IS A STRAIGHT COMIC SERIES!!! I DO NOT ATONE TO YOUR LETTER AND YOUR MISTAKEN EMOTIONS AT ALL!!!
--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:08, 5 January 2010 (CET)}}

===God and Jesus have not yet told Chris to give it a rest===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Aliens (film)|Trevor Wierzbowski]] <silentbughunters@yahoo.co.uk>

What the hell is with the whole idea of brainwashing homosexuals into being straight? It isn't a choice for them, it's not like they woke up one morning and said "You know what? I feel like bumming a fellow male today and see if I like it!" It's who they are and they can't help that! The whole idea of forcing them into something they are not is just wrong! It would be like if someone rounded up everyone who had any form of autism and put them into a mental institution. What gives you the right to change other people into something they aren't?

The hell is wrong with you?

-Trevor

P.S. You didn't bother answering the part of my previous email which asked you what you would think [[GodJesus|God and Jesus]] would think of your death threat to [[Jack Thaddeus|Jack]].}}{{EmailReply|I do not personally have the right, but I highly encourage Other People who are able to do that to do that to their fullest power. I have received no opinion on that video from God or Jesus as far as I know.}}

===Asperchu is the shit===
{{Email|From: Alec-chan [[Fan:Asperchu|Asperchu]] <albasperchu@live.com>

Christian,

Thank you for accepting myself as a fellow Titan in the ranks of comic drawing! It is good to know that I have reached the top rank. I am currently in talks with the fellows on the Cartoon Network to possibly do a series of ASPERCHU-based short cartoons (3-5 minutes) that will air during their Adult Swim Broadcast; telling them that you have given me the Blessing as a Professional Artist will speed up the talks most certainly. Thank you as well for providing such a detailed answer to my question. I confess that You have confused me greatly. You say several things that make me wonder what it is you mean, and I would like if you can clarify.

For example, You say the sentence "[[Aspergers]] supposed being similar to Autism, which although I have accepted that, I still disagree heavily on it being even ASSOCIATED with Autism as a type. Aspergers is NOT a Type Of Autism Whatsoever." Now, in the first part of that sentence, you say that you have accepted that the Aspergers is similar to the Autism, but in the next several words you say that Aspergers is NOT related to Autism. Your sentence has two parts, which each contradict the other.

In another part of your response, You say that "I accept no relation between [Asperchu] and my works and characters, and with that I stand behind my statement of and labeling of Asperchu as a Parody." Now, this confuses me because a parody by definition is RELATED to its parent work, as parody is a deliberate imitation of the work on which it is based, yet you say that my ASPERCHU is not at all related to your Sonichu. That is true - My ASPERCHU is in fact my own ORIGINAL creation and not in any way related to your Sonichu. But then only several words after admitting this, you say that you stand behind your belief that ASPERCHU is a parody of Sonichu. I do believe that perhaps you do not have the good understanding of just what a Parody really is, and my attempt to show you through drawing an actual parody page has failed.

Please clarify both of these statements, Christian, as as they are now it seems you are trying to have two outcomes that are the Mutually Exclusive be true in each one of them, which of course is not possible. Either Aspergers is related to Autism or it is not (IT IS), and Either ASPERCHU is a Parody of Sonichu or it's not (it is NOT).

Also, I do have one last point to query about. You remark that I have made ASPERCHU into a "blatant homosexual male with such drawings of such dictation". I am confused by this, as I have NEVER drawn ASPERCHU to be making any dictations (by which I mean speaking, as that is the definition of the word) about being a homosexual; in fact throughout the Issues of the Comic he has pursued several GAL-PALS to make into a SWEETHEART, which is the heterosexual thing to be doing. In fact, you should read the conclusion of the latest Issue, as he does in fact acquire a sweetheart, the wonderful, caring, sweetest Dixie Chu. Perhaps your critical eye sees something in my Creation that I Myself did not notice putting in there, but to me ASPERCHU has always been a beacon of Heterosexual Virility and Pride. Conversely, you have yourself drawn Sonichu as being of the Homogay persuasion quite frequently, such as whenever Sonichu has intimations with his Boyfriend Rosechu, and also the Most Blatant Example is when you drew that Graphically Hardcore honeymoon comic where you had Sonichu turn blue and make sweet passionate love to that redheaded fellow.

So please, be so kind as to explain these quandaries to a wondering mind such as mine.

Your Protege and Bestest Joy-Boy,

Alec Benson Leary}}
[[Image:AsperchuNoHomo.JPG|thumb|The drawing Chris refers to.]]
{{EmailReply|I have NEVER given you such an Outrageous Blessing to work with Adult Swim. DO NOT DO IT, PERIOD! I was saying that the two, Autism and Aspergers, have Similar Characteristics, but the two are NOT Linked to each other At All and Whatsoever. By the Relation link comment, I meant that I wanted nothing to do with Asperchu. And IT IS A GOD DAMN PARODY; You draw a Look-Alike Sonichu Character with a Look-Alike Sonichu Medallion, and you DRAW your character with a Striped Shirt like the one I draw myself in often, and you draw him with FATTNESS and MANBOOBS!!!! I FIND EVERYTHING ABOUT IT OFFENSIVE AS THEY ARE MOCKERIES TO MY OWN PERSON AND CHARACTERS. AND What about THIS DRAWING?

YOU Personally Submitted this drawing, which the original letter FROM YOU is in the [[Rejected Mailbag#Parodies|Parodies]] Mailbag, and EVERYTHING WITHIN THIS GOD DAMN DRAWING ONLY MAKES YOUR ASPERCHU A GOD DAMN BLATANT HOMOSEXUAL.

You are STILL SO GOD DAMN HOMOSEXUALLY STUPID!!!

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:24, 5 January 2010 (CET)}}

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