https://sonichu.com/w/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=PlatypowerCWCki - User contributions [en]2026-05-28T13:43:58ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.37.6https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Punchy_and_Layla%27s_Dance_In_The_Dark&diff=112395Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark2010-09-06T01:41:50Z<p>Platypower: </p>
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<div>'''"Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark"''' is Chris's tribute for [[Punchy]] and [[Layla]], to the tune of [[Wikipedia:Bruce Springsteen's |Bruce Springsteen's]] "[[Wikipedia:Dancing in the Dark (Bruce Springsteen song)|Dancing in the Dark]]." Towards the end, Chris reveals that Punchy and Layla apparently like [[wikipedia:Donkey punch|sex involving Punchy punching Layla]].<br />
Or it's possible Chris was just talking about fisting, who knows.<br />
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==Song==<br />
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===Lyrics===<br />
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<poem><br />
[''sung over Bruce Springsteen's "Dancing in the Dark"'']<br />
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Punchy gets up in the evening <br />
And Punchy does not got nothing to say (?)<br />
He comes home in the morning<br />
He goes to bed in the same way<br />
He ain't nothing but tired<br />
And Punchy's just tired and bored with himself<br />
{Yawning on this line} It's a bad day off (?)<br />
He could use just a little help<br />
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Can't start a fire<br />
Can't start a fire without a spark<br />
This gun's for hire<br />
Punchy's dancing in the dark<br />
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Messages to leave her<br />
Radio's on and Punchy's moving around the place<br />
He checks his look in the mirror<br />
He wants to change his clothes and hair and face<br />
And he ain't getting nowhere<br />
He's just living a dull life like this<br />
But something happened from somewhere<br />
Layla I just know we're there<br />
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Can't start a fire<br />
Can't start a fire without a spark<br />
This gun's for hire<br />
Even if we're just dancing in the dark<br />
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They sit around getting older<br />
There's a joke here somewhere and it's on me<br />
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Staying on the streets of CWCVille<br />
And they'll be carving them up all night (!?)<br />
Then they got hungry<br />
Hey Layla I'm just about starving tonight<br />
I'm dying for some action<br />
I'm sick of sitting around here trying to write<br />
I need a love reaction<br />
Come on Layla give me just one look<br />
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Can't start a fire<br />
Sitting around crying of a broken heart<br />
This gun's for hire<br />
Even if we're just dancing in the dark<br />
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Can't start a fire<br />
Worrying about your new world falling apart<br />
This gun's for hire<br />
Even if we're just dancing in the dark<br />
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Even if we're just dancing in the dark<br />
(Repeat X 2)<br />
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Hey, baby!<br />
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Uuueeerrra, Layla!<br />
Yo Layla, Punchy's in and he's checking you out, girl!<br />
Come on let's go hit the bed. (!?)<br />
I'll throw my best punches!<br />
Hwah! Hwah!<br />
</poem><br />
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{{Hedgehog Boys}}</div>Platypowerhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Platypower&diff=112394User:Platypower2010-09-06T01:40:34Z<p>Platypower: Created page with "Discovered this little gem of a website a few months back. I have a little bit of stuff to say about Chris. Not a lot. I'm more of a spectator."</p>
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<div>Discovered this little gem of a website a few months back.<br />
I have a little bit of stuff to say about Chris. Not a lot.<br />
I'm more of a spectator.</div>Platypower