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Chris in the media

2012-08-02T04:07:39Z

Poopman: /* Houston Press */ Linked to the album and cleaned up some stuff

[[Image:The truth about cwc.jpg|thumb|right|Just you wait..]]
[[Chris]], being an attention whore of sorts, has frequently managed to find himself in the '''media''' spotlight. Television, newspapers, magazines and, of course, the internet - if Chris can find some way to get his 15 minutes of fame, he'll do it.

==Traditional Media==
===''Richmond Times-Dispatch''===

{{main|IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES}}

In 1993, the ''[[Wikipedia:Richmond Times-Dispatch|Richmond Times-Dispatch]]'' newspaper ran an article detailing how Chris changed his name from "Christopher" to "Christian". This was Chris's first known appearance in the media.

===Sonic The Hedgehog Watch And Win Sweepstakes===

{{main|Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes}}

Chris's second appearance in the media was a news report in [[1994]] chronicling Chris's first victory, winning a contest celebrating one of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoons.

===Chris Chan in the PokéNews===

{{main|Chris Chan in the PokéNews}}

In [[1999]], Chris made his third appearance in a news report on the growing success of the Pokémon Trading Card Game. He was 17 at the time, and he was playing Pokémon cards with [[Pedofork|kids as young as eight]].

===''Nintendo Power'' Magazine===

{{main|Nintendo Power Magazine}}

Twice, Chris has used the magazine ''Nintendo Power'' to get himself attention. First was a letter Chris wrote telling Nintendo how he used a [[Sprung|video game]] to cure his [[Noviophobia|fear of talking to girls]]. The second time detailed Chris's Animal Crossing video, though there he was known as [[Sonichu]], not Chris.

===Shoujo Beat===

{{main|Shoujo Beat}}

Chris sent a letter to an anime-themed magazine that got published in its November [[2005]] issue. In it, he complains about [[JERKS]] taking away all the pretty [[boyfriend-free girl]]s and leaving him to be a [[Virgin With Rage|lonely virgin]]. A response was published in the March [[2006]] issue, in which the writer instructs Chris on the error of his ways.

===Daily Progress===

[[Image:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|thumb]]

On 14 [[July 2007]], the Chandlers were mentioned in the Daily Progress section of their local newspaper.

=== WBCN Toucher and Rich ===

{{main|Toucher and Rich Segment}}

On 12 [[May 2009]] Chris's antics became so famous that it sparked the interest of a radio podcast in Boston. The whole media furor was sparked by the [[I Got A Fish]] video. However, most of the show covered Chris's videos addressed to [[Ivy]].<ref>[http://www.wbcn.com/topic/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=3705145]</ref>

=== KROQ ''The Kevin and Bean Show''===

{{main|The Kevin and Bean Show Segment}}

One of Chris's [[Captain's Log]]s is dissected by the hosts Kevin and Bean. Notably, the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|video in question]] required ''a full two minutes'' dedicated to disclaimers, as well as censoring of [[Semen#Recycling|certain]] [[Honest content|unairable]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|acts]] .

=== ''Web Soup'' ===

{{main|For G4s Web Soup}}

Once again, Chris's I Got A Fish video was briefly featured, this time on [[Wikipedia:G4 (TV channel)|G4]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Web Soup|Web Soup]]'' on 2 [[July 2009]]. While the segment lasted less than 30 seconds, Chris initially felt honored and used the opportunity to try to score some [[china]]. Days later, Chris realizes that ''Web Soup'' is a show devoted to making fun of [[Slow-in-the-minds|stupid people]] on the internet like himself.

===Save McIntire Park===

{{main|McIntire Park}}

In [[July 2009]], Chris briefly appears in the background of a news segment about saving McIntire Park. Later, Chris receives recognition at a council meeting for drawing a large sign.

=== ''Slylock Fox'' ===
[[File:SonichuSlylockFox25Sep2011.JPG|thumb|115px|"Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9"]]
On 25 September 2011, ''Slylock Fox and Comics for Kids'', a comic strip strip published by King Features Syndicate, featured a black-and-white image<ref>[http://content.comicskingdom.net/Slylock/Slylock.20110925.gif]</ref> of [[Sonichu]] in the "Your Drawing" panel. The illustration, which ran in thousands of papers nationwide, was accompanied by text, which read: "Today's terrific artist is Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9." It is unknown if Chris submitted it himself or if this is the work of [[trolls]]. The strip's author, Bob Weber Jr., admitted on the Comics Curmudgeon blog<ref>[http://joshreads.com/?p=10951#comment-1014594]</ref> that he fully believed that the "artist" was nine years old (rather than twenty-nine) when he selected the drawing out of the dozens that are submitted to the strip every week.

=== ''The Opie & Anthony Show'' ===
''The Opie & Anthony Show'' on Sirius XM satellite radio which is broadcasted to 18.5 million units did a commentary segment on Christian's video response to drinking his own cum and shitting his adult diapers. It is unknown whether the man child has realized that his autistic antics have technically been broadcasted to low earth orbit.
{{Infobox/video
|name= Opie and Anthony: Chris Chan
|video= {{#ev:youtube|gLYvMLHZfFo}}
}}

=== ''Houston Press'' ===
On 12 [[July 2012]] the ''[[Wikipedia:Houston Press|Houston Press]]'' published an article on Rex Nabours III from the folk band Guwange and his attempts to raise money for sick children. Nabours was quoted in the article saying "I did a Christian Weston Chandler (the Sonichu guy) [http://guwange.bandcamp.com/album/trollstas-paradise-a-true-honest-tribute-to-christian-the-hedghog-boys covers album] earlier this year with the intent of giving any money I made off of it to Autism-related charities because the dude is basically blackface for autism".<ref>http://blogs.houstonpress.com/artattack/2012/07/rex_nabours_extra_life.php</ref>

==Major Internet media==

===Fark.com===
The world-renown Internet portal [[Wikipedia:Fark|Fark]] to [[ECV 00095]] on 5 [[May 2009]].<ref>[http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4369161|Fark linked]</ref>

{{quote|You don't need to search any longer, the [[The Creepy Stare|creepiest]] person on the internet has been found|A Farker}}

===Heavy.com===
Chris tops the site's list of the 20 Worst Internet Losers, posted 13 [[July 2010]].

{{quote|There could be no other choice to close out this list. [[Christian Weston Chandler]], aka Chris-Chan, is like every horrible thing about the Internet made flesh. [[14 Branchland Court|Lives]] with his [[Bob Chandler|par]][[Barbara Chandler|ents]], sponges off the [[monthly tugboat|government]] and uses the cash for [[PS3|PlayStation 3]] games and [[sex toys]], walks around the [[Fashion Square Mall|mall]] with his Game Boy [[love quest|looking for girlfriends]], posts incoherent YouTube videos of himself [[For Julie's Eyes Only|humping an anime bodypillow]] and yelling “Oh, [[Julie]],” the list will go on forever. C.W.C. is the ''ne plus ultra'' of Web losers.|Heavy.com, [http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2010/07/the-20-worst-internet-losers/4/ 20 Worst Internet Losers]}}

===Harry Partridge===
[[Image:HappyHarryRosechu.jpg|thumb|125px|"Actually, it is excellent; I would not change a thing about it." -Chris, [[Mailbag 9]]]]
Animator Harry Partridge (best known for his [[parody|slanderous mockery]] [[Wikipedia:Saturday Morning Watchmen|Saturday Morning ''Watchmen'']]) has made several references to Chris and Sonichu, the first of which being a drawing of [[Rosechu]] uploaded to Newgrounds.<ref>[http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/happyharry/rosechu ]</ref> An animated version of Chris appears briefly in the animated cartoon short "A Nicolas Cage Wants Cake", a musical remix of a scene from ''[[Family Guy|The Family Man]]''.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesa]</ref> In the animated short "Skyrim", [[Son-Chu]]'s "SONICHU" license plate can be seen in the background during the first scene.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY]</ref> In the Followup, "Song of Skyrim", Chris makes a brief cameo in the crowd scene.

When interviewing Harry Partridge on Animation Aficionados, the hosts asked Harry about Chris's cameos in some of his videos (from 0:19:43). The discussion the hosts have with Harry about Chris is quite lengthy, during which Mr. Partridge admits that he is "obsessed with him":<ref>[http://animationaficionados.com/2011/08/23/episode-35-harry-partridge/]</ref>

{{Quote|1=I really am obsessed with him... I check [[CWCki|''Sonichu.com'']], the wiki about Chris-chan and his weird life, if not daily, every couple of hours... there must be more written about Chris-chan than George Washington. |2=Harry Partridge|3=}}

===Atop the Fourth Wall===
Comic reviewer Linkara goes on a brief tirade in his video "Top 15 Things I Will Never Review" about [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] on the subject of webcomics at the 24 minute mark.<ref>[http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2010/09/top-15-comics-ill-never-review.html]</ref>

{{Infobox/video
|name= Linkara Discusses Sonichu & Chris-Chan
|video= {{#ev:youtube|mDfRk0qt5HQ}}
}}

{{quote|"But wait," the internet cried back, "let me tell you about the horror that is... Sonichu!" Yes people, I have heard of Sonichu. I really wish I hadn't heard of Sonichu. I would be a much happier man if I hadn't.|Linkara, speaking for everyone who has ever read Sonichu.}}

Linkara didn't want to review ''Sonichu'' because he didn't want to bring any more attention to it, seemingly being aware that Chris takes pride in any attention being brought to himself and Sonichu, no matter how negative it is. At the end of the video, he uses Weird Al's "Do I Creep You Out" as the credits music, a possible jab at Chris.

===RayWilliamJohnson===
In one episode of ''=3'' (pronounced "equals three"), vlogger Ray William Johnson made fun of Chris's habit of drinking his cum. Though he never gave Chris's name, (referring to him inaccurately as "your average ''[[Captain's Log|Star Trek]]'' nerd) he did provide a link to Chris's old channel.

===Something Awful===
The last episode of Something Awful's “Webcam Ward” is a commentary on [[ECV 00002]].<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/sonic-the-hog.php]</ref>

Also, the first episode of The Flash Tub's "Gaming Guyz", while not mentioning Chris outright, directly references his [[Medallion]], and how [[Sonic]] cured his [[Autism]] in Part 12.<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/gaming-guys-cartoon.php]</ref>

===SpliceToday.com===
An article<ref>[http://www.splicetoday.com/digital/come-back-christian-weston-chandler]</ref> posted on 6 January, 2011 on this multimedia blog decried Chris's latest exile from the Internet. It sums up Chris's history and behavior while sharing a personal account of the author taking steps to improve his life in order to distance himself from the similarities he saw between Chris and himself.

{{quote|It’s a little sad, and a little beautiful, and somewhere out there, Christian Weston Chandler is heating up his [[:File:Kroger sighting.jpg|Hungry Man]] lunch in a supermarket microwave (because his kitchen microwave has been buried under old Christmas decorations) and playing his [[Nintendo]] DS, and maybe ogling a salesgirl from across the produce section before he approaches her awkwardly and uses a pickup line that he misread from the Internet, and I wish I could continue to see it all.|SpliceToday.com, Come Back, Christian Weston Chandler}}

===Nicole Richie's twitter===
On 5 [[December 2009]] American socialite [[Wikipedia:Nicole Richie|Nicole Richie]] posted on [[Wikipedia:Twitter|Twitter]]<ref>[http://twitpic.com/s7pfi]</ref> an image of Chris in his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]'s underwear and humorously presented it as a picture of [[wikipedia:Benji Madden|Benji Madden]], brother of her then boyfriend (now husband) [[Wikipedia:Joel Madden|Joel Madden]].

===Sega Acknowledges Sonichu===
On 13 [[January 2012]], [[Sega]] of America made a brief reference to Sonichu in one of their "Free Stuff Friday" videos when talking about a Super [[Sonic]] plush they were giving away. While this is not [[TRUE and HONEST]] [[Sonichu]] [[Jimmy Hill|merchandise]], it shows that several Sega employees are aware of Sonichu's existence. Jump to 3:50 in the linked video.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cnoq4-Mhpgc&feature=plcp&context=C3339408UDOEgsToPDskLt-QBTt2G-JGOVz5W_wy4Z]</ref>
{{Infobox/video
|name= SEGA's Free Stuff Friday - January 13, 2012
|video= {{#ev:youtube|Cnoq4-Mhpgc&feature=plcp&context=C3339408UDOEgsToPDskLt-QBTt2G-JGOVz5W_wy4Z}}
}}

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Media that has been published in real life| ]]

All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend

2012-01-08T04:56:31Z

Poopman:

"'''All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend'''" was filmed by [[Chris]] in December [[2004]] to promote his [[Love Quest]].

The video follows his performance of [[So Need a Cute Girl]], which he begins singing shortly before the 5-minute mark. It is noteworthy for being the earliest known footage of Chris wearing one of his [[medallions]].

==Watch==

<center>{{#ev:youtube|QlI9glOj56k}}</center>

===Introductory notes===

'''Chris''': Hello. My name is, uh, Christian Chandler. Age 22 at this time. I will be 23 on February 24, [[2005]]. Anyway, for, uh, over a year now I've, uh, being trying to attract an 18 to 22-year-old [[boyfriend-free girl]], 18 to 21 before February 24, 2004, which is this year. Anyhoo, been trying for over a year to attract a girl, boyfriend-free girl, and I have failed.

[''sits down'']

And, you know, when you get -- when you have so much -- so many failures in this time... you can't help but feel sad, you know? [''begins to pet a stuffed cat sitting on the piano''] And depressed... and here it is about [[Christmas#2004|Christmastime]], and... well, all I want for Christmas is a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. And of course, uh, during the time, I have uh, been, uh, trying... I have written a few songs about my, uh, love quest. And so, for now -- for now, I'd like to sing to you my, uh -- two of my, two of my songs. First one I'm gonna sing is one I've uh, made up first -- written my own lyrics to and t-- turned it into a song.

By the way, this here is [[Sonichu]]. You can look him up on the web. It's my website. Just put in S-O-N-I-C-H-U as your web search term.

Anyway, here's my first song called "[[So Need a Cute Girl]]."

===Lyrics===

[''sung over "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth"'']

:All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend!
:A pretty girlfriend! A pretty girlfriend!
:All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend,
:So that I can be much happier!

:All I want for… [''pauses to wipe brow''] is a girlfriend,
:But she has to be 18 to 22!
:And she must be boyfriend-''freeee'', too!
:Uh, for all the qualities, check out my profile on [[match.com]]!

:All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend!
:A pretty girlfriend! A pretty girlfriend!
:All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend,
:So that I won't be so lonely!

:Oh, the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|boyfriend-free factor is so high]]!
:How many boyfriends are paired up with a girl?
:You can't tell how many—what the girlfriends are paired up or not,
:Which is the reason why I cannot approach women!

:All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend!
:A pretty girlfriend! A pretty girlfriend!
:All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend,
:Now and forever-''mooorrre!''

==Covers==
<center>{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend cover
| video = {{#ev:youtube|QYx7ezt1_HU}}
| stardate = 4 [[January 2012]]
| maker = [http://guwange.bandcamp.com GUWANGE]
| subject = All I want for Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend
| type = Song Cover
| info = From the album [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True & Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]].
}}</center>

==See also:==
*[[I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas]]
*[[So Need a Cute Girl]]
*[[Christmas]]
*[[Kimmi]]
*[[Medallion of Fail]]

{{CWC on TV}}
{{Music Videos}}

[[Category:Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]

Revive Zordon

2012-01-08T04:54:10Z

Poopman: /* Unofficial version */

[[File:SchuComic10P29.jpg|thumb|Most awesome!]]
'''"Revive Zordon"''' is the newest single from [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] after the dismal failure of their sophomore album ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK]]''. The song made its worldwide debut in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. The song deals with Christian's desire to see the return of the first American ''[[Wikipedia:Super Sentai|Super Sentai]]'' team, the [[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin Power Rangers]], by reviving their mentor, [[Wikipedia:Zordon|Zordon]], who made a heroic sacrifice in the [[1998]] series ''[[Wikipedia:Power Rangers in Space|Power Rangers in Space]]''.

Chris repeated his dislike for the plotline to [[Jackie]], using almost the same phrasing as in the song.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref>
{{Clear}}

==Lyrics==
[[Image:OldschoolrockinCWC.PNG|thumb|He's usin' the power of Rock and Rock to SAVE THE WORLD! \m/]]
[[Wikipedia:Andros (Power Rangers)|They]] smashed his tube 
While lost [[Wikipedia:Power Rangers in Space|in space]]. 
And then he was gone to save the human race 
Yet more evil forces showed up 
And they lost their good fans 
When they went and killed [[Wikipedia:Zordon|Zordon]]! 

''Chorus:'' 
They need to revive Zordon! 
Revive Zordon! 

Presidents tried to enforce 
But that plot was too trite 
Zordon was better than [[Jerkops|the police]] 
He had great powers and then some 
Might and magic ruled 
And five Zords rule over three. 

[''chorus x2'']

The original team was beyond the best 
[[Wikipedia:Tommy Oliver|Tommy]] loved [[Wikipedia:Kimberly Hart|Kimberly]] 
(Sweet and Tenderly) 
[[Wikipedia:Trini Kwan|Trini]] was keeping it real with [[Wikipedia:Zack Taylor|Zach]] [''sic''], 
[[Wikipedia:Billy Cranston|Billy]] had the brains to time travel 
and [[Wikipedia:Jason Lee Scott|Jason]] was leadin' Red! 

[[Wikipedia:Zords in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers#Dinozords|Dinozords]] evolved to the 
the [[Wikipedia:Zords in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers#Thunderzords|Thunder Power]] 
Ninja and [[Wikipedia:Zords in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers#Shogunzords|Shogun]] [[Wikipedia:Zords in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers#Titanus the Carrierzord|Titanus]] 
[[Wikipedia:Power Rangers Zeo|Zeo Crystal Power]] 
Autobot-Style with Turbo 
U.F.O. got lost in Space 

[''chorus x2'']

Revive Zordon and get the 
Power Rangers back together, 
which was most awesome!!! 
(Compared to today's c**py "Power Rangers") 
{{clear}}

==Unofficial versions==
Thankfully, Chris has never produced a recording of this song. Instead, we are treated to the dulcet tones of the narrator of the [[Audiobooks]]. The Christian & The Hedgehog Boys Tribute Album "Trollsta's Paradise" by Guwange also features a version of this song in an acoustic punk style.

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Revive Zordon
| video = {{#ev:youtube|GnKttyKMz90}}
| stardate = 14 [[February 2010]]
| maker = [[Vivian Gee]] with singing by [[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist]]
| type = Music Video
| info = MP3 [http://www.mediafire.com/?hwrvy3ncyyy here].
}}

<center>{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Revive Zordon
| video = {{#ev:youtube|6fLSWxJ1cJY}}
| stardate = 4 [[January 2012]]
| maker = [http://guwange.bandcamp.com GUWANGE]
| subject = Revive Zordon
| type = Song Cover
| info = From the album [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True & Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]].
}}</center>

==Reception==

{{quote|god. it's like if I rewrote the lyrics to Hey Jude but complained about how digimon season 2 sucked|[[Vivian Gee|Vivian]]}}

The song was first played at the headquarters of [[4-cent garbage.com]], which led to the deaths of [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]], as well about 250 other innocent people amongst the 1,500 working inside the building. In [[Molvanîa]], where the Hedgehog Boys are considered national pop icons, people were horrified at not only the carnage the song brought, but also how Chris slams the other Power Ranger teams, who are loved from Sasava to Lublova.
== Sources ==
<references/>

{{CWCipedia|chris=Issue_10/Page_30|linkname=Reviving Zordon}}
{{clear}}
{{Hedgehog Boys}}
[[Category:Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]

Revive Zordon

2012-01-08T04:53:49Z

Poopman: /* Unofficial version */

[[File:SchuComic10P29.jpg|thumb|Most awesome!]]
'''"Revive Zordon"''' is the newest single from [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] after the dismal failure of their sophomore album ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK]]''. The song made its worldwide debut in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. The song deals with Christian's desire to see the return of the first American ''[[Wikipedia:Super Sentai|Super Sentai]]'' team, the [[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin Power Rangers]], by reviving their mentor, [[Wikipedia:Zordon|Zordon]], who made a heroic sacrifice in the [[1998]] series ''[[Wikipedia:Power Rangers in Space|Power Rangers in Space]]''.

Chris repeated his dislike for the plotline to [[Jackie]], using almost the same phrasing as in the song.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref>
{{Clear}}

==Lyrics==
[[Image:OldschoolrockinCWC.PNG|thumb|He's usin' the power of Rock and Rock to SAVE THE WORLD! \m/]]
[[Wikipedia:Andros (Power Rangers)|They]] smashed his tube 
While lost [[Wikipedia:Power Rangers in Space|in space]]. 
And then he was gone to save the human race 
Yet more evil forces showed up 
And they lost their good fans 
When they went and killed [[Wikipedia:Zordon|Zordon]]! 

''Chorus:'' 
They need to revive Zordon! 
Revive Zordon! 

Presidents tried to enforce 
But that plot was too trite 
Zordon was better than [[Jerkops|the police]] 
He had great powers and then some 
Might and magic ruled 
And five Zords rule over three. 

[''chorus x2'']

The original team was beyond the best 
[[Wikipedia:Tommy Oliver|Tommy]] loved [[Wikipedia:Kimberly Hart|Kimberly]] 
(Sweet and Tenderly) 
[[Wikipedia:Trini Kwan|Trini]] was keeping it real with [[Wikipedia:Zack Taylor|Zach]] [''sic''], 
[[Wikipedia:Billy Cranston|Billy]] had the brains to time travel 
and [[Wikipedia:Jason Lee Scott|Jason]] was leadin' Red! 

[[Wikipedia:Zords in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers#Dinozords|Dinozords]] evolved to the 
the [[Wikipedia:Zords in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers#Thunderzords|Thunder Power]] 
Ninja and [[Wikipedia:Zords in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers#Shogunzords|Shogun]] [[Wikipedia:Zords in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers#Titanus the Carrierzord|Titanus]] 
[[Wikipedia:Power Rangers Zeo|Zeo Crystal Power]] 
Autobot-Style with Turbo 
U.F.O. got lost in Space 

[''chorus x2'']

Revive Zordon and get the 
Power Rangers back together, 
which was most awesome!!! 
(Compared to today's c**py "Power Rangers") 
{{clear}}

==Unofficial version==
Thankfully, Chris has never produced a recording of this song. Instead, we are treated to the dulcet tones of the narrator of the [[Audiobooks]]. The Christian & The Hedgehog Boys Tribute Album "Trollsta's Paradise" by Guwange also features a version of this song in an acoustic punk style.

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Revive Zordon
| video = {{#ev:youtube|GnKttyKMz90}}
| stardate = 14 [[February 2010]]
| maker = [[Vivian Gee]] with singing by [[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist]]
| type = Music Video
| info = MP3 [http://www.mediafire.com/?hwrvy3ncyyy here].
}}

<center>{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Revive Zordon
| video = {{#ev:youtube|6fLSWxJ1cJY}}
| stardate = 4 [[January 2012]]
| maker = [http://guwange.bandcamp.com GUWANGE]
| subject = Revive Zordon
| type = Song Cover
| info = From the album [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True & Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]].
}}</center>

==Reception==

{{quote|god. it's like if I rewrote the lyrics to Hey Jude but complained about how digimon season 2 sucked|[[Vivian Gee|Vivian]]}}

The song was first played at the headquarters of [[4-cent garbage.com]], which led to the deaths of [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]], as well about 250 other innocent people amongst the 1,500 working inside the building. In [[Molvanîa]], where the Hedgehog Boys are considered national pop icons, people were horrified at not only the carnage the song brought, but also how Chris slams the other Power Ranger teams, who are loved from Sasava to Lublova.
== Sources ==
<references/>

{{CWCipedia|chris=Issue_10/Page_30|linkname=Reviving Zordon}}
{{clear}}
{{Hedgehog Boys}}
[[Category:Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]

I'm Sexy For My Ivy

2012-01-08T04:50:26Z

Poopman:

'''"I'm Sexy For My Ivy"''' is Chris's version of [[Wikipedia:Justin Timberlake|Justin Timberlake's]] "[[Wikipedia:SexyBack|SexyBack]]".

Standard Chris fare here, the new lyrics frequently break the rhyming scheme of the original and are sung out of time, he also inconsistently will use the original line when he replaced the set up, causing much of the song to make no sense.

==The Song==
{{Infobox/video
| name = "I'm Sexy For My Ivy"
| video = {{#ev:youtube|aFGUmFq_n1g}}
| stardate = [[April 2009]]
| subject = [[Love Quest]]
| style =
| saga =
| shirt =
| previous = [[Lovin' You]]
| next = [[Paradise By The Seashore Light (Crass and Champ's Thang Undersea)]]
}}

===Lyrics===

[''sung over Justin Timberlake's "SexyBack"'']

I'm sexy for you gal 
Them other girls don't make your cut 
I think it's awesome what'cha got for me 
So turn around and fix my [[Biological clock|messed up Clock]]

Sweetest Ivy 
You see these shackles Ivy - I'm your slave! 
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave 
It's just that no-one makes me feel this way

Go ahead - be your sweet self! 
Go ahead - be your fun self! 
Go ahead - be your sweet self! 
Go ahead - be your fun self! 
Go ahead - be your sweet self! 
Go ahead - be your fun self! 
Go ahead - be your sweet self! 
Go ahead - be your fun self! 
Go ahead - be your sweet self! 
Go ahead - be your fun self! 
Go ahead - be your fun self! 
Go ahead - be your sweet self! 
Go ahead - be your fun self! 
Go ahead - be your sweet self! 
Go ahead - be your fun self!

I'm sexy for you gal 
Them other girls don't make your cut 
Come make me interest you with my [[Semen|harvest]] 
Cos you turn me on with your sweetest little [[China|self]]

Sweetest Ivy 
You see these shackles Ivy - I'm your slave! 
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave 
It's just that no-one makes me feel this way

Go ahead - be your sweet self! 
Go ahead - be your fun self! 
Go ahead - be your sweet self! 
Go ahead - be your fun self! 
Go ahead - be your sweet self! 
Go ahead - be your fun self! 
Go ahead - be your sweet self! 
Go ahead - be your fun self! 
Go ahead - be your sweet self! 
Go ahead - be your fun self! 
Go ahead - be your sweet self! 
Go ahead - be your fun self! 
Go ahead - be your sweet self! 
Go ahead - be your fun self! 
Go ahead - be your sweet self!

I'm sexy for you gal - yeah! 
Them other girls will stay farthest away 
You girls are smart and use me so right[?] 
Our Love remains right and true and that's a fact

Go ahead - be your sweet self! 
Go ahead - be your fun self! 
Go ahead - be your sweet self! 
Go ahead - be your fun self! 
Go ahead - be your sweet self! 
Go ahead - be your fun self! 
Go ahead - be your sweet self! 
Go ahead - be your fun self! 
Go ahead - be your sweet self! 
Go ahead - be your fun self! 
Go ahead - be your sweet self! 
Go ahead - be your fun self! 
Go ahead - be your sweet self! 
Go ahead - be your fun self! 
Go ahead - be your sweet self!

==Covers==
<center>{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = I'm Sexy For My Ivy cover
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ILOlN6bhd0w}}
| stardate = 4 [[January 2012]]
| maker = [http://guwange.bandcamp.com GUWANGE]
| subject = I'm Sexy For My Ivy
| type = Song Cover
| info = From the album [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True & Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]].
}}</center>

{{Hedgehog Boys}}
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Feel Our Love At Play

2012-01-08T04:48:35Z

Poopman:

'''"Feel Our Love At Play"''' is [[Chris's]] version of [[Wikipedia:Berlin (band)|Berlin]]'s "[[Wikipedia:Take My Breath Away|Take My Breath Away]]" (theme from ''[[Homos|Top Gun]]'').

The song is about how love is no more than a "game" to be "played". Furthermore, Chris has no sense of timing of when to sing lyrics (he started early three times in this song) and he apparently doesn't care if he messes up and looks like more of an idiot to Ivy.
==Listen==
{{Infobox/video
| name = "Feel Our Love At Play"
| video = {{#ev:youtube|OaVwIcrCrrg}}
| stardate = [[April 2009]]
| subject = [[Love Quest]]
| style =
| saga =
| shirt =
| previous = [[CWC Like a Virgin]]
| next = [[I Gotta Make My Move]]
}}
===Lyrics===

[''sung over Berlin's "Take My Breath Away"'']

Watching every motion in our sweetest true love games 
On this great long planet 
You and me we [[Honest Content|know no shame]]

Turning and entering our sacred share of places inside 
[''starts before original''] Feelin' in- Feeling in slow motion as we look into our eyes and 
Feel our love at play 
[''starts before original again''] Feel our love - Feel our love at play

Watching I keep foiling our new true love of feel [?] 
Never hesitating to reveal what's inside

Turning and entering our sacred share of places inside 
Feeling in slow motion as we look in our eyes and 
Feel our love at play

Forty hours last I saw you 
In time you saayyyyaid 
I prayed to [[Chris and religion|our God and Lord]] I thank Him everyday 
Around and always I am afraid

Feel our love at play 
[''starts before original AGAIN''] Feel our love- Feel our love at play

Watching every motion in our sweetest true love games 
Withheld by the notions of our sacred feelings of shame

Turning and entering our our sacred share of places inside 
Feeling in slow motion as we look in our eyes and 
Feel our love at play 
{mumble} Our love! 
Feel our love at play 
{Trying to cover up original's humming} Our love at play... 
Feel our love at play 
Feel our love at play

==Covers==
<center>{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Feel Our Love At Play cover
| video = {{#ev:youtube|-Na7OYCTBQg}}
| stardate = 4 [[January 2012]]
| maker = [http://guwange.bandcamp.com GUWANGE]
| subject = Feel Our Love At Play
| type = Song Cover
| info = From the album [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True & Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]].
}}</center>

{{Hedgehog Boys}}
[[Category:Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!]]

A-U-T-I-S-M

2012-01-08T04:45:35Z

Poopman:

{{quote| "You know, because a brain condition '''totally''' makes you want to get up and Par-tay on down"| RobotwarsKing, [[Youtube]]}}
"'''A-U-T-I-S-M'''" is the third track from ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]''

The song is most notable as a view into [[Chris]]'s personal definition of [[autism]]: a condition that makes him quiet and has rendered him so especially intelligent and different that he can't make friends. It is strange that he refers to fellow autistics as "us," given the fact that he always tries to disassociate with "[[slow-in-the-minds]]."

==Interpretations==

Students of the [[English language]] have been especially puzzled by the phrase "I look at you all, and I see a [[rainbow]]." Various explanations of this include:

*Chris looks at us all and sees a motley crew of [[homo]]sexuals.
*It was a mangling of the [[Wikipedia:autistic spectrum|autistic spectrum]].
*There are many different races of his [[trolls|fans]].

But since Chris can't use figurative language (let alone [[Chris and English|plain English]] to save his autistic ass), a more simple and plausible explanation is that Chris is drawing from the rainbow puzzle logo used by some autism charities, and the line is being said by someone looking at Chris, with an abrupt, sudden point of view change. Other examples of his tenuous grasp of symbolism and syntactic constructs comes from the line "friends unseen", which to Chris apparently implies nobody ever sees him with friends (because he has none), but to anybody else implies that his friends are invisible or hallucinations.

==Listen==
{{Infobox/video
| name = "A-U-T-I-S-M"
| video = {{#ev:youtube|5D3cyyiLpKM}}
| stardate = [[2003#August|August 2003]]
| subject = [[Autism]]
| style =
| saga =
| shirt =
| previous = [[Sonichu Zip]]
| next = [[BFF's (Best Friends Forever)]]
}}

===Lyrics===

<poem>
[''sung over [[Homos|The Backstreet Boys]]' "[[Wikipedia:Larger Than Life (song)|Larger Than Life]]"'']

Are you ready to party?

[[Yawning Squirtle|I've been high]] and feelin' like an outcast, alright?
But let me tell you: I need some [[Gal-pals|friends]] now, alright?
(’Cause) all of this time I’m livin’ alone!

[[Autism|A-U-T-I-S-M]]: what does it mean?
Silence and friends unseen!
A few brains as well: that is autism!
And that makes us seem special to you!

I'm lookin' at you all, and I see a [[rainbow]], come on!
You think I'm [[Naitsirhc|different in every way]], come on!
All of the times that I've earned [[honor roll]]!

A-U-T-I-S-M: what does it mean?
Silence and friends unseen!
A few brains as well: that is autism!
(And) that makes us seem special to you!

Oooh, oooh! Oooh, oooh!

All of the time that I've been alooo-oooo-ooooo-oooooone.

A-U-T-I-S-M: what does it mean?
Silence and friends unseen!
A few brains as well: that is autism!
And that makes us seem special to you!

A-U-T-I-S-M: what does it mean?
Silence and friends unseen!
A few brains as well: that is autism!
(And) that makes us seem special!
That makes us seem special!
That makes us seem special to you!
</poem>

==Covers==
<center>{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = A-U-T-I-S-M cover
| video = {{#ev:youtube|taWHyRSwRKA}}
| stardate = 4 [[January 2012]]
| maker = [http://guwange.bandcamp.com GUWANGE]
| subject = A-U-T-I-S-M
| type = Song Cover
| info = From the album [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True & Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]].
}}</center>

{{Hedgehog Boys}}

[[Category:Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)]]

Yellow Is a Mellow Color

2012-01-08T04:43:22Z

Poopman:

'''"Yellow Is a Mellow Color"''' is the sixth track from ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]''. Music stolen from the much more successful song "Macarena" and title ripped off from the similarly popular "[[Wikipedia:Mellow Yellow|Mellow Yellow]]". It's one of his best-known songs because it was up for download on his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|site]].

Based on a November 2007 [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica|ED edit]], where Chris lists "Yellow is a Mellow Color" in his "Random Ramblings" to demonstrate his "[[random-access humor]]", it is suggested that the song is intended to be humorous (to [[Chris|whom]], GodBear only knows).

==Listen==
{{Infobox/video
| name = "Yellow Is a Mellow Color"
| video = {{#ev:youtube|dh34cJM63Fg}}
| stardate = [[2003#August|August 2003]]
| subject = [[Random-access humor]]
| style =
| saga =
| shirt =
| previous = [[La Cocina en La Casa de Casanova]]
| next = [[Feel So Lonesome]]
}}

===Lyrics===

[''sung over [[Wikipedia:Los del Río|Los del Río]]'s "[[Wikipedia:Macarena (song)|Macarena]]"'']

Yellow is a mellow color 
Yes it is; it's a mellow color 
[[Sonichu]] zaps the lightning 
Hey! Mellow color 
[[Slow-in-the-minds|Ahh!]]

Feeling the condensation 
Living in [[CWCville|my nation]] 
Lemon makes lemonade 
Hey! Mellow color

Traveling without a map 
Is like traveling with no map 
[[Yawning Squirtle|Take a chill pill and dance]] 
Yellow is a mellow color

[''indecipherable''] ... mellow 
Hopefully they won't make him play a cello 
Somehow for Sonichu and friends 
Will zip and zap!

This [[Niggo|little monkey]] he likes to play around 
He eats a bunch of [[Pickles|bananas]] 
Never put a banana in your pajamas 
Yellow is a mellow color

Yellow is a mellow color 
Yes it is; it's a mellow color 
Sonichu zaps the lightning 
Hey! Mellow color 

Yellow is a mellow color 
Yes it is; it's a mellow color 
Sonichu zaps the lightning 
Hey! Mellow color

Yellow is a mellow color 
Yes it is; it's a mellow color 
Sonichu zaps the lightning 
Hey! Mellow color

==Covers==
<center>{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Yellow is a Mellow Color, cover
| video = {{#ev:youtube|XLZ5q6GazUQ}}
| stardate = 4 [[January 2012]]
| maker = [http://guwange.bandcamp.com GUWANGE]
| subject = Yellow is a Mellow Color
| type = Song Cover
| info = From the album [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True & Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]].
}}</center>

{{Hedgehog Boys}}
[[Category: Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)]]

So Need a Cute Girl

2012-01-08T04:40:31Z

Poopman:

{{quote|Such words were never more true, but if I didn't feel the sadness, [[So Lonesome|lonliness]] [sic] or torture in my heart from after my first encounter with that [[Mary Lee Walsh|Witch Bitch]], I might be a fuckin' weak sap, instead of the SALTY, [[Chris and anger|AGGRESSIVE]], and [[Clyde Cash|TRULY SWEET TO THE LADIES]] and NOT TO MOST [[JERKS|MEN]] type of MAN that I AM.|[[Chris]] commenting on "So Need a Cute Girl", 11 [[November 2007]], [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED edit]]<ref name="ed">http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821</ref>}}

'''"So Need a Cute Girl"''' is the first track off ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]''. Chris describes it in an [[ED]] edit as his "[[love Quest|sweetheart search]] theme song."<ref name="ed"/> It is arguably his greatest hit, and certainly the Hedgehog Boys song Chris goes back to most often; as well as the performances listed below, impromptu features appear in a number of his videos.

==Song==

<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = So Need a Cute Girl, Audio Only
| video = {{#ev:youtube|-51Z5Q8hPbQ}}
| Stardate = [[2003#August|August 2003]]
| maker = Chris
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| other = {{Audio|text}}
| previous = [[The_24th_Wedding_Anniversary_Special#Part_3|The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]
| next = [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl#Music_video|So Need a Cute Girl, Music Video]]
}}</center>

=== Lyrics===

[''sung over The Backstreet Boys' "I Want It That Way"'']

Hey! Look at me! 
I'm sitting here sad and lonely! 

Without a fire, 
But a desire 
To ''not'' hear you say, 
[[Noviophobia|"I have a boyfriend!"]] 

And I see the ladies walking 
Along one by one, 
And I never wanna hear, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Tell me why 
I'm stuck as a [[virgin with rage]]! * 
Tell me why 
I so need a cute girl my age! 
Tell me why 
I never wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!"** 

And I have no fire 
But a desire 
To ''not'' hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Tell me why 
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage! 
(Tell me why) 
I so need a cute girl my age! 
(Tell me why) 
I never wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Why do all of the jerks 
Get all of the pretty girls? (Yeah!) 
You may not notice, 
But I want you to know 
That I am a lonesome heart! 

And I have no fire, 
But a desire 
To ''not'', to not, to not 
''Heeeaaar…'' 

Stuck as a virgin with rage! 
So need a cute girl my age! 
I never wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Tell me why 
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage! 
(Tell me why) 
I so need a cute girl my age! 
I never wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Tell me why 
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage! 
I so need a cute girl my age! 
I ain’t never wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Never say it, now!

* ''In some versions of the song, "as a virgin with rage" is replaced by the alternative lyric "in a sad, lonely cage."''

** ''In a version of the lyrics posted by Chris in one of [[List_of_Christian's_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica|his ED edits]], these lyrics are changed to "I mean it when I say, 'I NEED A SWEETHEART.'"<ref>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821 http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821]</ref>''

==Music video==
<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = So Need a Cute Girl, Music Video (Featuring Performance of "All I Want For Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend")
| video = {{#ev:youtube|6azwhe8xhVI}}
| stardate = 20 [[December 2004]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{ClassicShirt|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}
| previous = [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl#Song|So Need a Cute Girl, Audio Only]]
| next = [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl#Live_performance|So Need a Cute Girl, Live Performance]]
}}</center>

Filmed in December [[2004]] to promote Christian's [[Love Quest]]. Don't miss the rare B-side track, "[[All I Want For Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend]]"

===Introductory notes===

Hello. My name is, uh, Christian Chandler, age 22 at this time. I'll be 23 on February 24th, [[2005]]. [''clears throat''] Eh, anyway, uh, for over a year, now, I've, uh, been trying to attract an 18-to-22-year-old [[boyfriend-free girl]]—18-to-21 before February 24, 2004, which is this year. Anyhoo, been tryin' for over a year to attract a girl—boyfriend-free girl—and I have [[fail]]ed.[Chris sits on the floor] And, you know, when you got—when you have so much—so many failures at this time, [Chris pets his Menchi plushie] you can't help but feel sad, you know? And depressed? And here it is, about [[Christmas#2004|Christmastime]], and, well, all I want for Christmas is a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. And, a'course, uh, during the time, I have, uh, been a—trying, I written a [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|few songs]], about my, uh, Love Quest. And, so, for now—for now, I'd like to sing to you my, uh, two a'—two a'my songs. [''clears throat and stands up''] First one I'm gonna sing is one I've, uhh, made up first, wri'en my own lyrics to, into a tune to this song. By the way, [''points to [[Sonichu medallion]] around neck''] this, here, is Sonichu. You can look him up on the web. [''???''] just put in S-O-N-I-C-H-U as your web search term. Anyway, here's my first song, called "So Need A Cute Girl."

[''Performs songs'']

[[Sigh|[''Chris sighs'']]] Well, at this time of year, all I can say right now is... that I hope [[Santa]] will comply with my request and bring me... a pretty girlfriend. And so... happy holidays from... me, Christian Chandler—by the way, you can call my Chris in public—and... thank you.

==Live performance==
<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = So Need a Cute Girl, Live Performance
| video = {{#ev:youtube|wlP5VhuJubE}}
| stardate = 12 [[July 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/ScarletSanctum Scarlet]
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, Drunk
| shirt = {{RefereeShirt|text}}
| other = {{Live|text}}
| previous = [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl#Music_video|So Need a Cute Girl, Music Video]]
| next = [[Harvey_Birdman_Commercial#Chris.27s_entry|Harvey Birdman Commercial]]
}}</center>

On 12 [[July 2009]], one of Chris's "friends" uploaded Christian and the Hedgehog Boys giving [[Chris's Big Night Out II|their first public performance]] (sans the Hedgehog Boys, though Chris probably imagined they were there in his head), with their song "So Need a Cute Girl." Perhaps in an attempt to come off as less creepy, Chris opts to use the "sad, lonely cage" lyrics instead of the "virgin with rage" one. Although his performance is predictably sleep-inducing, for the most part, Chris's added "flourish" at the very end of the video makes for an unforgettable couple of seconds.

=== Transcript ===

(Fervently grabs crotch at the end) LADIES, [[Adult Swim|ALL HANDS ON ME]]. (There are no takers, just laughter)

'''Man:''' (''Bewildered'') Oh ohh OHHH buddy!! Whoa-ho, you got that on film!

==Covers==
<center>{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = So Need a Cute Girl, cover
| video = {{#ev:youtube|VfM9Q73lBjg}}
| stardate = 30 [[June 2009]]
| maker = {{Liquid|text}}
| subject = So Need a Cute Girl
| Video Typer = Song Cover
| info = Sonichu: The Animated Series response from the real Chris Chandler.
}}</center>
<center>{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = So Need a Cute Girl, cover
| video = {{#ev:youtube|GDqJ4VuzhnU}}
| stardate = 25 [[July 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/AngusHiggens AngusHiggens]
| subject = So Need a Cute Girl
| type = Song Cover
| info = Said to feature guest backing vocals from [[Liquid Chris]].
}}</center>
<center>{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = So Need a Cute Girl, cover
| video = {{#ev:youtube|8DTg4nx_dCE}}
| stardate = 4 [[January 2012]]
| maker = [http://guwange.bandcamp.com GUWANGE]
| subject = So Need a Cute Girl
| type = Song Cover
| info = From the album [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True & Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]].
}}</center>

== Sources ==
<references/>

==See also:==
*[[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]
*[[Chris and music]]
*[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]
*[[Virgin with Rage]]
*[[Chris's Big Night Out II]]

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{{CWC on TV}}
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