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{{quote|this body is part electricity literally, so I could take it|Chris on the possibility of tasing himself.}}<br />
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'''Taser Discussion''' is a 48-minute long call involving Chris, the [[Watchmen]], and [[Praetor]]. Among the topics, Chris discusses wanting to use a {{w|taser}}, a desire he had expressed previously in a leaked text message; he believes tasing his [[magic stones]] would assist with activating the [[Dimensional Merge]].<ref>[[February 2021 Watchmen leaks]]</ref><br />
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A brief clip was leaked by the Watchman leader Bismuth on 8 February 2021.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-5-2021-chris-wants-to-play-with-taser-to-activate-the-merge.84502/page-8#post-8301396 Archive (https://archive.fo/YVFf8)</ref> However, the context of the clip was spun to paint Praetor in a negative light - Bismuth prefaced the leak with the comment, "Caden and cwc as Sonichu prime discuss the tazer and who will be tazed," omitting that, in the clip, it is a Watchman member who jokingly floats the idea of Chris tazing himself, Chris volunteering himself for it, then Caden telling him it is a bad idea.<br />
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The full audio was released on 30 [[June 2021]], lending new context to the nature of the discussion.<br />
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==Original Clip==<br />
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{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = Taser discussion<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|RzNL7cu_Ohs}}<br />
| stardate = 8 [[February 2021]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = <br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
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===Description===<br />
From a Kiwi Farms forum post by [[Watchmen]] member Bismuth:<br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|[[Caden]] and cwc as Sonichu prime discuss the tazer and who will be tazed.}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I- I-<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: No, I don't think they were. Like, at all.<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I don't think they were either.<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: I don't think anything at all was ever solved. In the slightest. [''laughs'']<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Not even a little bit.<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Even-<br />
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<font color="#B45F04">'''Watchman 2'''</font>: When are you gonna do the- uh, testing video you promised?<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: The testing video?<br />
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<font color="#B45F04">'''Watchman 2'''</font>: Yeah!<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Can you put, "Can CWC- uh, like, tase himself on video for [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]]"?<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, we're gonna-<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'll do it.<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: WAT.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'd volunteer.<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: What? [''laughs'']<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'd tase myself.<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: [''laughs some more'']<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: In serious and in joke, I would.<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Look, are you sure-<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Oh no...<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: There- they- like, we had a whole discussion about ''why'' it's a bad idea.<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: '''Oh no'''...<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Are you- we'll talk about this later, okay?<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: OH NO!<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I really gotta go before we make any rash decisions that involve CWC being zapped.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Obviously. But I mean, this body is part electricity literally, So I could take it.<br />
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==Uncut Version==<br />
[[File:Full Praetor chat context.png|thumb|200px|A Watchman explains the context of the full chat, and why it was clipped.]]<br />
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On 30 June 2021, Watchmen member TheWCT released the uncut audio call (lasting about 48 minutes) onto YouTube, seemingly out of a desire to lend full context to the minute-long clip that was originally released on Kiwi Farms. In it, multiple Watchmen and Caden, a member of Praetor, talk to one another regarding the taser.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-8-2021-full-chat-between-cwc-watchmen-and-praetor-on-the-taser.93863/#post-9340978 Archive (https://archive.is/IpODB)</ref><br />
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{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = CWC and Friends talking to Praetor (February 8, 2021)<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|3YCHjBp9Nys}}<br />
| stardate = 8 [[February 2021]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = <br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
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===Description===<br />
{{quotebox|The never before seen original and uncut infamous taser call.}}<br />
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The pinned comment, written by TheWCT, reads:<br />
{{quotebox|Who was in the wrong? <br />
<br />
you decide.}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
{{transcript}}<br />
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''Text fades in and out onscreen:''<br />
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{{quotebox|On February 8, 2021.<br />
Chris and the Watchmen would get into a Voice Chat with Praetor's leader Caden.}}<br />
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{{quotebox|After the call concluded, the Watchmen's leader Naught uploaded a minute long audio clip to Kiwi Farms without full context that aimed to demonize and discredit Caden and Praetor as a whole.}}<br />
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{{quotebox|For 4 months, this call remained private and kept away in local storage...}}<br />
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{{quotebox|until now.}}<br />
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{{quotebox|Originally recorded on February 8, 2021}}<br />
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''Audio begins.''<br />
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'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=24 0:24 timestamp]'''<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Literally and truly, putting a taser to the crystal was my own idea, and I got it through meditation and seeing into the future.<br />
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<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Well where's the ground in that circuit? Just thinking of it from an electrical perspective.<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: The taser itself is a closed circuit. It's all contained within a little box. It's a handheld zapper, we don't use anything that's, ya know, firing any projectiles. That's just not only a m-<br />
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<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: That's because you keep erroneously calling it a taser when it's in fact a stun-gun. <br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I don't want to bust chops over symantics here, when I bought it it said "taser" on e-bay.<br />
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<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Didn't you show a different one?<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: No no, we're using the exact same ones<br />
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<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: No you said in the past a different one.<br />
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<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=84 1:24 timestamp]'''<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: No no, it's the same one. So we bulked ordered them, for the original purpose of sale. There's 10 of them right now. Uh, depending on how sales initially went, we were considering another order of 10-20. But, ya know, it's all based on what happens in this coming month. Whatever the case, this specific idea... what I don't understand is - while I do get while you're concerned about the safety of CWC, especially when it comes to the usage of a little zapper like that - at the bottom line that is that - not only <br />
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<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: ''[interrupting]'' Don't downplay it. Don't downplay it. A little zapper? No - it's a fucking self-defense instrument. It's not an instrument of mild irritation.<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: If you don't wanna downplay it-<br />
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<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Chris has had heart troubles in the past, so why wouldn't we worry?<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, I won't - I won't downplay it, these things are brutal. But, if you're using them correctly, you have no chance of getting zapped whatsoever. And frankly, we recognize Chri-<br />
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<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: And this is [a very much off-label] use.<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well hold on. We recognize Christine as an adult who can make her own decisions and the fact that she requested one of these tasers… we thought that we’d let it happen. And will continue to let what she requests happen, happen. Unless it's something that's an absolutely out of proportion judgement - but we've never ever seen anything like that in our personal experience with her. We've full faith in the choices that she's making - and if she feels that this taser will bring about this-the dimensional merge than we're more than happy to experiment.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Or at the very least, a portal for me to finally get this body to CWCville.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: I really don't think that's gonna work like that.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Well you don't know.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: You can get sonar by running electricity through just a regular non-soulfully powered quartz that you would get a lot more through a heavily programmed overpowered one!<br />
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<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: That's because it's a distinct electrical instrument, using electrical purity quartz with a tolerance of something like 35bpm and that's for sonar which now presumably took out of scope or frequency.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Besides the regular electricity from any regular device wouldn't really count, I mean, wouldn't the electricity coming from your body naturally be the kind that you would need to power such a thing?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: That is one thing, yes. It’s not tangible from… it's not so tangible, I mean… I wish I could do a thundershock from this body where you could see sparks coming from these hands or these cheeks. But that's not happening right now, at least at this moment-<br />
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<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Maybe your training's just not complete.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: The best I can do to show some power is between the visions and foresight and the limited tele- the limited telekinesis and telepathy.<br />
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<font color="#6d0302">'''WCT'''</font>: IMO you don't need that thing. <br />
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<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: You really don't.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: D'you really need to prove-<br />
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<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Unless you're defending yourself from a predator, I don't think so,<br />
<br />
<font color="#6d0302">'''WCT'''</font>: A gun is more effective in self defense, but that's obviously not what we're talking about here.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: *laughs* No.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Oh trust me, I know!<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Alright but anyway, the results were very good and Caden here will vouch for that - especially on the before on feeling[/filling?] the gate crystal and then AFTER sensing the gate crystal and the boosted energy that came out of it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: You got extensive experience tasing yourself Caden?<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well ya know I've zapped myself a couple of times, I wouldn't sell something if I didn't know if it felt like - and uh - it doesn't feel good, I'll tell ya that!<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Really? I've seen the one you've mentioned and uh - it seems like a lot to subject anyone to.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: It's a little rough - it's a little rough around the edges but, ya know -<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm sure that's - <br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Maybe you should do it again and videotape it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: I'm sure that's why they sell it. It's a little rough.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Oh it's a little rough for sure.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Just to prove it's only a little rough...<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Yeah; shove it up your ass to see how much you like it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We were thinking of a demonstration if we could find a willing participant, well ya know, we're - we're looking.<br />
[...]<br />
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'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=863 14:23 timestamp]'''<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: There’s been lots and lots of people who could’ve made a buck off Chris, but they didn’t. Why?<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, because they weren’t smart enough.<br />
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<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: Do you really believe that?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Actually that’s a valid statement right there, especially considering the [past life with Praetor?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We recognize the value of partnering with CWC. We recognize the value of her talent and what she brings to the board. Now I understand the controversy we’ve raised, but frankly, we don’t intend on really moving that much, we’re very pleased with where we are, alright? If you have any grievances we’re happy to hear them, and we love feedback, ya know? Regardless of how much it hurts us. But we-<br />
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<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: Just interact with the retards that buy shit. I think it's that simple. It's what I said earlier, if you want to be a businessman or whatever, interact with the people, keep the optics up, and that's pretty much it!<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: That's what - that's our intentions.<br />
<br />
[long pause]<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: So anything further?<br />
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<font color="#6d0302">'''WCT'''</font>: Does anyone else have anything else to discuss with Caden?<br />
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<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: No, I don't want to get pissed on and told it's raining.<br />
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<font color="#6d0302">'''WCT'''</font>: No, of course.<br />
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'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=952 15:52 timestamp]'''<br />
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<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Chris why… why do you trust these people<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Because they have proven themselves in person with their kindness-<br />
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<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Because they bought you things<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: No, that’s only part of…<br />
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<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: That’s the reason though isn’t it<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Not initially! Not initially!<br />
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<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: laughs in disbelief<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: They proved it to us without buying anything… initially… that is the truth. Eventually yes, that did come to be – but – they have proven themselves very much without-<br />
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<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: So you’re going to choose them over us, is that how it’s going to go?<br />
[...]<br />
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'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=1027 17:07 timestamp]'''<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: […] Let me just say, our goal is not to take anything. Our goal is not just to be screwing with Christine. Our goal here is just to make cash with her, as a partnership - right?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Then why don’t you pay her more?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We do!<br />
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<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth?'''</font>: That income split is kind of fucked.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: THEY PAID ME 400 BUCKS las- abou- about a few weeks ago! They paid me 400 bucks…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Out of the ''$6,000'' they made<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Let me just say-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: It didn't.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Let me just say- Let me just say here, that our relationship with Christine, the ''friendships'' and the business side that we have with her, is not intended for- we're not going to move on it. We don't want to - we don't want y'all to think we're trying to take anything from y'all. Right? We don't want to screw around with sides. Because this shouldn't have to be a war.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: You're right.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Now I understand that there's a lot of animosity here, there's a lot of general discomfort, right?-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Where were we? Before, I uuh... what happened? I was pretty sure I said ”stop fucking lying”.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Oh well, they're saying that they don't want to take Christine away from us, that the- they're not trying to [unintelligible]<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: ...*laughs* Christine...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'm not being taken away from anybody, okay!?<br />
[...]<br />
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'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=1782 29:42 timestamp]'''<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I understand that. Personally, I'd kill for a sheet cake. One of those ''[Scream in the background]'' nice vanilla based ones? I just love that. It kills. ''[Scream continues]''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Is Chris like...?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: I don’t know<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: There was like some shouting or some fucking shit…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: “Maybe Chris ate something spicy and there’s issues to be had; the bathroom’s become a war-room”.<br />
[...]<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=2040 34:00 timestamp]'''<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: You're a total fucking faggot, Caden.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Now I'm just ruined.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: And you will be. And I garuntee by the end of the night, I’m going to be speaking to your mother and telling how terrible her son is.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: honestly, if you end up getting me a paddling from mommy, I’m going to be so upset.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: [laughs] and I hope you should be!<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Honestly I started out trying to be really nice, but you just like started getting like more suspicious and creepy and mean, and I just-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font> Why do we have to have all this sarcasm and negativity talking shit?<br />
<br />
==Analysis==<br />
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In Virginia, you can legally own a taser without a permit, unless you were convicted of a felony (not to be confused with a [[law|misdemeanor]]).<ref>[https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter5/section18.2-308.2/ Code of Virginia § 18.2-308.2]</ref><ref>[https://www.nbc12.com/story/11562047/stun-gun-protection/ NBC News]</ref> This can come as a bit of a shock to readers from some countries like Germany and the United Kingdom, where even the police {{w|Electroshock_weapon#Legality|must have a good reason}} to use one.<br />
==References==<br />
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[[Category:Leaked videos]]</div>Portal2CwChttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Taser_Discussion&diff=262544Taser Discussion2021-07-04T21:22:51Z<p>Portal2CwC: /* Transcript */</p>
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{{SonichuPossession}}<br />
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{{quote|this body is part electricity literally, so I could take it|Chris on the possibility of tasing himself.}}<br />
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'''Taser Discussion''' is a 48-minute long call involving Chris, the [[Watchmen]], and [[Praetor]]. Among the topics, Chris discusses wanting to use a {{w|taser}}, a desire he had expressed previously in a leaked text message; he believes tasing his [[magic stones]] would assist with activating the [[Dimensional Merge]].<ref>[[February 2021 Watchmen leaks]]</ref><br />
<br />
A brief clip was leaked by the Watchman leader Bismuth on 8 February 2021.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-5-2021-chris-wants-to-play-with-taser-to-activate-the-merge.84502/page-8#post-8301396 Archive (https://archive.fo/YVFf8)</ref> However, the context of the clip was spun to paint Praetor in a negative light - Bismuth prefaced the leak with the comment, "Caden and cwc as Sonichu prime discuss the tazer and who will be tazed," omitting that, in the clip, it is a Watchman member who jokingly floats the idea of Chris tazing himself, Chris volunteering himself for it, then Caden telling him it is a bad idea.<br />
<br />
The full audio was released on 30 [[June 2021]], lending new context to the nature of the discussion.<br />
<br />
==Original Clip==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = Taser discussion<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|RzNL7cu_Ohs}}<br />
| stardate = 8 [[February 2021]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = <br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
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===Description===<br />
From a Kiwi Farms forum post by [[Watchmen]] member Bismuth:<br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|[[Caden]] and cwc as Sonichu prime discuss the tazer and who will be tazed.}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I- I-<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: No, I don't think they were. Like, at all.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I don't think they were either.<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: I don't think anything at all was ever solved. In the slightest. [''laughs'']<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Not even a little bit.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Even-<br />
<br />
<font color="#B45F04">'''Watchman 2'''</font>: When are you gonna do the- uh, testing video you promised?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: The testing video?<br />
<br />
<font color="#B45F04">'''Watchman 2'''</font>: Yeah!<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Can you put, "Can CWC- uh, like, tase himself on video for [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]]"?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, we're gonna-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'll do it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: WAT.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'd volunteer.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: What? [''laughs'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'd tase myself.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: [''laughs some more'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: In serious and in joke, I would.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Look, are you sure-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Oh no...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: There- they- like, we had a whole discussion about ''why'' it's a bad idea.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: '''Oh no'''...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Are you- we'll talk about this later, okay?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: OH NO!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I really gotta go before we make any rash decisions that involve CWC being zapped.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Obviously. But I mean, this body is part electricity literally, So I could take it.<br />
<br />
==Uncut Version==<br />
[[File:Full Praetor chat context.png|thumb|200px|A Watchman explains the context of the full chat, and why it was clipped.]]<br />
<br />
On 30 June 2021, Watchmen member TheWCT released the uncut audio call (lasting about 48 minutes) onto YouTube, seemingly out of a desire to lend full context to the minute-long clip that was originally released on Kiwi Farms. In it, multiple Watchmen and Caden, a member of Praetor, talk to one another regarding the taser.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-8-2021-full-chat-between-cwc-watchmen-and-praetor-on-the-taser.93863/#post-9340978 Archive (https://archive.is/IpODB)</ref><br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = CWC and Friends talking to Praetor (February 8, 2021)<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|3YCHjBp9Nys}}<br />
| stardate = 8 [[February 2021]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = <br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Description===<br />
{{quotebox|The never before seen original and uncut infamous taser call.}}<br />
<br />
The pinned comment, written by TheWCT, reads:<br />
{{quotebox|Who was in the wrong? <br />
<br />
you decide.}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
{{transcript}}<br />
<br />
''Text fades in and out onscreen:''<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|On February 8, 2021.<br />
Chris and the Watchmen would get into a Voice Chat with Praetor's leader Caden.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|After the call concluded, the Watchmen's leader Naught uploaded a minute long audio clip to Kiwi Farms without full context that aimed to demonize and discredit Caden and Praetor as a whole.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|For 4 months, this call remained private and kept away in local storage...}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|until now.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Originally recorded on February 8, 2021}}<br />
<br />
''Audio begins.''<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=24 0:24 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Literally and truly, putting a taser to the crystal was my own idea, and I got it through meditation and seeing into the future.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Well where's the ground in that circuit? Just thinking of it from an electrical perspective.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: The taser itself is a closed circuit. It's all contained within a little box. It's a handheld zapper, we don't use anything that's, ya know, firing any projectiles. That's just not only a m-<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: That's because you keep erroneously calling it a taser when it's in fact a stun-gun. <br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I don't want to bust chops over symantics here, when I bought it it said "taser" on e-bay.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Didn't you show a different one?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: No no, we're using the exact same ones<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: No you said in the past a different one.<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=84 1:24 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: No no, it's the same one. So we bulked ordered them, for the original purpose of sale. There's 10 of them right now. Uh, depending on how sales initially went, we were considering another order of 10-20. But, ya know, it's all based on what happens in this coming month. Whatever the case, this specific idea... what I don't understand is - while I do get while you're concerned about the safety of CWC, especially when it comes to the usage of a little zapper like that - at the bottom line that is that - not only <br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: ''[interrupting]'' Don't downplay it. Don't downplay it. A little zapper? No - it's a fucking self-defense instrument. It's not an instrument of mild irritation.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: If you don't wanna downplay it-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Chris has had heart troubles in the past, so why wouldn't we worry?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, I won't - I won't downplay it, these things are brutal. But, if you're using them correctly, you have no chance of getting zapped whatsoever. And frankly, we recognize Chri-<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: And this is [a very much off-label] use.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well hold on. We recognize Christine as an adult who can make her own decisions and the fact that she requested one of these tasers… we thought that we’d let it happen. And will continue to let what she requests happen, happen. Unless it's something that's an absolutely out of proportion judgement - but we've never ever seen anything like that in our personal experience with her. We've full faith in the choices that she's making - and if she feels that this taser will bring about this-the dimensional merge than we're more than happy to experiment.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Or at the very least, a portal for me to finally get this body to CWCville.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: I really don't think that's gonna work like that.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Well you don't know.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: You can get sonar by running electricity through just a regular non-soulfully powered quartz that you would get a lot more through a heavily programmed overpowered one!<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: That's because it's a distinct electrical instrument, using electrical purity quartz with a tolerance of something like 35bpm and that's for sonar which now presumably took out of scope or frequency.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Besides the regular electricity from any regular device wouldn't really count, I mean, wouldn't the electricity coming from your body naturally be the kind that you would need to power such a thing?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: That is one thing, yes. It’s not tangible from… it's not so tangible, I mean… I wish I could do a thundershock from this body where you could see sparks coming from these hands or these cheeks. But that's not happening right now, at least at this moment-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Maybe your training's just not complete.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: The best I can do to show some power is between the visions and foresight and the limited tele- the limited telekinesis and telepathy.<br />
<br />
<font color="#6d0302">'''WCT'''</font>: IMO you don't need that thing. <br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: You really don't.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: D'you really need to prove-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Unless you're defending yourself from a predator, I don't think so,<br />
<br />
<font color="#6d0302">'''WCT'''</font>: A gun is more effective in self defense, but that's obviously not what we're talking about here.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: *laughs* No.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''?'''</font>: Oh trust me, I know!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Alright but anyway, the results were very good and Caden here will vouch for that - especially on the before on feeling[/filling?] the gate crystal and then AFTER sensing the gate crystal and the boosted energy that came out of it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: You got extensive experience tasing yourself Caden?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well ya know I've zapped myself a couple of times, I wouldn't sell something if I didn't know if it felt like - and uh - it doesn't feel good, I'll tell ya that!<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Really? I've seen the one you've mentioned and uh - it seems like a lot to subject anyone to.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: It's a little rough - it's a little rough around the edges but, ya know -<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm sure that's - <br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Maybe you should do it again and videotape it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: I'm sure that's why they sell it. It's a little rough.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Oh it's a little rough for sure.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Just to prove it's only a little rough...<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Yeah; shove it up your ass to see how much you like it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We were thinking of a demonstration if we could find a willing participant, well ya know, we're - we're looking.<br />
[...]<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=863 14:23 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: There’s been lots and lots of people who could’ve made a buck off Chris, but they didn’t. Why?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, because they weren’t smart enough.<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: Do you really believe that?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Actually that’s a valid statement right there, especially considering the [past life with Praetor?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We recognize the value of partnering with CWC. We recognize the value of her talent and what she brings to the board. Now I understand the controversy we’ve raised, but frankly, we don’t intend on really moving that much, we’re very pleased with where we are, alright? If you have any grievances we’re happy to hear them, and we love feedback, ya know? Regardless of how much it hurts us. But we-<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: Just interact with the retards that buy shit. I think it's that simple. It's what I said earlier, if you want to be a businessman or whatever, interact with the people, keep the optics up, and that's pretty much it!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: That's what - that's our intentions.<br />
<br />
[long pause]<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: So anything further?<br />
<br />
<font color="#6d0302">'''WCT'''</font>: Does anyone else have anything else to discuss with Caden?<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: No, I don't want to get pissed on and told it's raining.<br />
<br />
<font color="#6d0302">'''WCT'''</font>: No, of course.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=952 15:52 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Chris why… why do you trust these people<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Because they have proven themselves in person with their kindness-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Because they bought you things<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: No, that’s only part of…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: That’s the reason though isn’t it<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Not initially! Not initially!<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: laughs in disbelief<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: They proved it to us without buying anything… initially… that is the truth. Eventually yes, that did come to be – but – they have proven themselves very much without-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: So you’re going to choose them over us, is that how it’s going to go?<br />
[...]<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=1027 17:07 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: […] Let me just say, our goal is not to take anything. Our goal is not just to be screwing with Christine. Our goal here is just to make cash with her, as a partnership - right?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Then why don’t you pay her more?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We do!<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth?'''</font>: That income split is kind of fucked.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: THEY PAID ME 400 BUCKS las- abou- about a few weeks ago! They paid me 400 bucks…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Out of the ''$6,000'' they made<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Let me just say-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: It didn't.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Let me just say- Let me just say here, that our relationship with Christine, the ''friendships'' and the business side that we have with her, is not intended for- we're not going to move on it. We don't want to - we don't want y'all to think we're trying to take anything from y'all. Right? We don't want to screw around with sides. Because this shouldn't have to be a war.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: You're right.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Now I understand that there's a lot of animosity here, there's a lot of general discomfort, right?-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Where were we? Before, I uuh... what happened? I was pretty sure I said ”stop fucking lying”.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Oh well, they're saying that they don't want to take Christine away from us, that the- they're not trying to [unintelligible]<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: ...*laughs* Christine...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'm not being taken away from anybody, okay!?<br />
[...]<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=1782 29:42 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I understand that. Personally, I'd kill for a sheet cake. One of those ''[Scream in the background]'' nice vanilla based ones? I just love that. It kills. ''[Scream continues]''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Is Chris like...?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: I don’t know<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: There was like some shouting or some fucking shit…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: “Maybe Chris ate something spicy and there’s issues to be had; the bathroom’s become a war-room”.<br />
[...]<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=2040 34:00 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: You're a total fucking faggot, Caden.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Now I'm just ruined.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: And you will be. And I garuntee by the end of the night, I’m going to be speaking to your mother and telling how terrible her son is.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: honestly, if you end up getting me a paddling from mommy, I’m going to be so upset.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: [laughs] and I hope you should be!<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Honestly I started out trying to be really nice, but you just like started getting like more suspicious and creepy and mean, and I just-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font> Why do we have to have all this sarcasm and negativity talking shit?<br />
<br />
==Analysis==<br />
<br />
In Virginia, you can legally own a taser without a permit, unless you were convicted of a felony (not to be confused with a [[law|misdemeanor]]).<ref>[https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter5/section18.2-308.2/ Code of Virginia § 18.2-308.2]</ref><ref>[https://www.nbc12.com/story/11562047/stun-gun-protection/ NBC News]</ref> This can come as a bit of a shock to readers from some countries like Germany and the United Kingdom, where even the police {{w|Electroshock_weapon#Legality|must have a good reason}} to use one.<br />
==References==<br />
<references/><br />
<br />
[[Category:Leaked videos]]</div>Portal2CwChttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Taser_Discussion&diff=262520Taser Discussion2021-07-04T04:27:51Z<p>Portal2CwC: /* Transcript */</p>
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<div>{{incomplete}}<br />
{{SonichuPossession}}<br />
<br />
{{quote|this body is part electricity literally, so I could take it|Chris on the possibility of tasing himself.}}<br />
<br />
'''Taser Discussion''' is an audio file involving Chris, the [[Watchmen]], and [[Praetor]], leaked by a Watchman on 8 February 2021,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-5-2021-chris-wants-to-play-with-taser-to-activate-the-merge.84502/page-8#post-8301396 Archive (https://archive.fo/YVFf8)</ref> in which Chris discusses wanting to use a {{w|taser}}, a desire he had expressed previously in a leaked text message; he believes tasing his [[magic stones]] would assist with activating the [[Dimensional Merge]].<ref>[[February 2021 Watchmen leaks]]</ref><br />
<br />
In the audio clip, a Watchman member jokingly floats the idea of Chris tasing himself, and Chris then supports the idea and volunteers himself for it.<br />
<br />
The full audio was released on 30 [[June 2021]], lending new context to the nature of the discussion.<br />
<br />
==Original Clip==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = Taser discussion<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|RzNL7cu_Ohs}}<br />
| stardate = 8 [[February 2021]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = <br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Description===<br />
From a Kiwi Farms forum post by a [[Watchmen]] member:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|[[Caden]] and cwc as Sonichu prime discuss the tazer and who will be tazed.}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I- I-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: No, I don't think they were. Like, at all.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I don't think they were either.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: I don't think anything at all was ever solved. In the slightest. [''laughs'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Not even a little bit.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Even-<br />
<br />
<font color="#B45F04">'''Watchman 2'''</font>: When are you gonna do the- uh, testing video you promised?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: The testing video?<br />
<br />
<font color="#B45F04">'''Watchman 2'''</font>: Yeah!<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Can you put, "Can CWC- uh, like, tase himself on video for [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]]"?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, we're gonna-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'll do it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: WAT.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'd volunteer.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: What? [''laughs'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'd tase myself.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: [''laughs some more'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: In serious and in joke, I would.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Look, are you sure-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Oh no...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: There- they- like, we had a whole discussion about ''why'' it's a bad idea.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: '''Oh no'''...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Are you- we'll talk about this later, okay?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: OH NO!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I really gotta go before we make any rash decisions that involve CWC being zapped.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Obviously. But I mean, this body is part electricity literally, So I could take it.<br />
<br />
==Uncut Version==<br />
[[File:Full Praetor chat context.png|thumb|200px|A Watchman explains the context of the full chat, and why it was clipped.]]<br />
<br />
On 30 June 2021, Watchmen member TheWCT released the uncut audio call (lasting about 48 minutes) onto YouTube, seemingly out of a desire to lend full context to the minute-long clip that was originally released on Kiwi Farms. In it, multiple Watchmen and Caden, a member of Praetor, talk to one another regarding the taser.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-8-2021-full-chat-between-cwc-watchmen-and-praetor-on-the-taser.93863/#post-9340978 Archive (https://archive.is/IpODB)</ref><br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = CWC and Friends talking to Praetor (February 8, 2021)<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|3YCHjBp9Nys}}<br />
| stardate = 8 [[February 2021]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = <br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
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===Description===<br />
{{quotebox|The never before seen original and uncut infamous taser call.}}<br />
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The pinned comment, written by TheWCT, reads:<br />
{{quotebox|Who was in the wrong? <br />
<br />
you decide.}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
{{transcript}}<br />
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''Text fades in and out onscreen:''<br />
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{{quotebox|On February 8, 2021.<br />
Chris and the Watchmen would get into a Voice Chat with Praetor's leader Caden.}}<br />
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{{quotebox|After the call concluded, the Watchmen's leader Naught uploaded a minute long audio clip to Kiwi Farms without full context that aimed to demonize and discredit Caden and Praetor as a whole.}}<br />
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{{quotebox|For 4 months, this call remained private and kept away in local storage...}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|until now.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Originally recorded on February 8, 2021}}<br />
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''Audio begins.''<br />
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'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=24 0:24 timestamp]'''<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Literally and truly, putting a taser to the crystal was my own idea, and I got it through meditation and seeing into the future.<br />
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<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Well where's the ground in that circuit? Just thinking of it from an electrical perspective.<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: The taser itself is a closed circuit. It's all contained within a little box. It's a handheld zapper, we don't use anything that's, ya know, firing any projectiles. That's just not only a m-<br />
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<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: That's because you keep erroneously calling it a taser when it's in fact a stun-gun. <br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I don't want to bust chops over symantics here, when I bought it it said "taser" on e-bay.<br />
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<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Didn't you show a different one?<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: No no, we're using the exact same ones<br />
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<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: No you said in the past a different one.<br />
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'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=84 1:24 timestamp]'''<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: No no, it's the same one. So we bulked ordered them, for the original purpose of sale. There's 10 of them right now. Uh, depending on how sales initially went, we were considering another order of 10-20. But, ya know, it's all based on what happens in this coming month. Whatever the case, this specific idea... what I don't understand is - while I do get while you're concerned about the safety of CWC, especially when it comes to the usage of a little zapper like that - at the bottom line that is that - not only <br />
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<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: ''[interrupting]'' Don't downplay it. Don't downplay it. A little zapper? No - it's a fucking self-defense instrument. It's not an instrument of mild irritation.<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: If you don't wanna downplay it-<br />
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<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Chris has had heart troubles in the past.<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, I won't - I won't downplay it, these things are brutal. But, if you're using them correctly, you have no chance of getting zapped whatsoever. And frankly, we recognize Chri-<br />
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<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: And this is [a very much off-label] use.<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well hold on. We recognize Christine as an adult who can make her own decisions and the fact that she requested one of these tasers… we thought that we’d let it happen. And will continue to let what she requests happen, happen. Unless it's something that's an absolutely out of proportion judgement - but we've never ever seen anything like that in our personal experience with her. We've full faith in the choices that she's making - and if she feels that this taser will bring about this-the dimensional merge than we're more than happy to experiment.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Or at the very least, a portal for me to finally get this body to CWCville.<br />
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<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: I really don't think that's gonna work like that.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Well you don't know.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: You can get sonar by running electricity through just a regular non-soulfully powered quartz that you would get a lot more through a heavily programmed overpowered one!<br />
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<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: That's because it's a distinct electrical instrument, using electrical purity quartz with a tolerance of something like 35bpm and that's for sonar which now presumably took out of scope or frequency.<br />
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<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Besides the regular electricity from any regular device wouldn't really count, I mean, wouldn't the electricity coming from your body naturally be the kind that you would need to power such a thing?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: That is one thing, yes. It’s not tangible from… it's not so tangible, I mean… I wish I could do a thundershock from this body where you could see sparks coming from these hands or these cheeks. But that's not happening right now, at least at this moment-<br />
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<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Maybe your training's just not complete.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: The best I can do to show some power is between the visions and foresight and the limited tele- the limited telekinesis and telepathy.<br />
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<font color="#6d0302">'''WCT'''</font>: IMO you don't need that thing. <br />
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<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: You really don't.<br />
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<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: D'you really need to prove-<br />
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<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Unless you're defending yourself from a predator, I don't think so,<br />
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<font color="#6d0302">'''WCT'''</font>: A gun is more effective in self defense, but that's obviously not what we're talking about here.<br />
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<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: *laughs* No.<br />
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<font color="#5f9c57">'''?'''</font>: Oh trust me, I know!<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Alright but anyway, the results were very good and Caden here will vouch for that - especially on the before on feeling[/filling?] the gate crystal and then AFTER sensing the gate crystal and the boosted energy that came out of it.<br />
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<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: You got extensive experience tasing yourself Caden?<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well ya know I've zapped myself a couple of times, I wouldn't sell something if I didn't know if it felt like - and uh - it doesn't feel good, I'll tell ya that!<br />
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<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Really? I've seen the one you've mentioned and uh - it seems like a lot to subject anyone to.<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: It's a little rough - it's a little rough around the edges but, ya know -<br />
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<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm sure that's - <br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Maybe you should do it again and videotape it.<br />
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<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: I'm sure that's why they sell it. It's a little rough.<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Oh it's a little rough for sure.<br />
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<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Just to prove it's only a little rough...<br />
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<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Yeah; shove it up your ass to see how much you like it.<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We were thinking of a demonstration if we could find a willing participant, well ya know, we're - we're looking.<br />
[...]<br />
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'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=863 14:23 timestamp]'''<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: There’s been lots and lots of people who could’ve made a buck off Chris, but they didn’t. Why?<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, because they weren’t smart enough.<br />
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<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: Do you really believe that?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Actually that’s a valid statement right there, especially considering the [past life with Praetor?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We recognize the value of partnering with CWC. We recognize the value of her talent and what she brings to the board. Now I understand the controversy we’ve raised, but frankly, we don’t intend on really moving that much, we’re very pleased with where we are, alright? If you have any grievances we’re happy to hear them, and we love feedback, ya know? Regardless of how much it hurts us. But we-<br />
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<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: Just interact with the retards that buy shit. I think it's that simple. It's what I said earlier, if you want to be a businessman or whatever, interact with the people, keep the optics up, and that's pretty much it!<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: That's what - that's our intentions.<br />
<br />
[long pause]<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: So anything further?<br />
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<font color="#6d0302">'''WCT'''</font>: Does anyone else have anything else to discuss with Caden?<br />
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<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: No, I don't want to get pissed on and told it's raining.<br />
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<font color="#6d0302">'''WCT'''</font>: No, of course.<br />
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'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=952 15:52 timestamp]'''<br />
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<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Chris why… why do you trust these people<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Because they have proven themselves in person with their kindness-<br />
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<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Because they bought you things<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: No, that’s only part of…<br />
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<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: That’s the reason though isn’t it<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Not initially! Not initially!<br />
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<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: laughs in disbelief<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: They proved it to us without buying anything… initially… that is the truth. Eventually yes, that did come to be – but – they have proven themselves very much without-<br />
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<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: So you’re going to choose them over us, is that how it’s going to go?<br />
[...]<br />
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'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=1027 17:07 timestamp]'''<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: […] Let me just say, our goal is not to take anything. Our goal is not just to be screwing with Christine. Our goal here is just to make cash with her, as a partnership - right?<br />
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<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Then why don’t you pay her more?<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We do!<br />
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<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth?'''</font>: That income split is kind of fucked.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: THEY PAID ME 400 BUCKS las- abou- about a few weeks ago! They paid me 400 bucks…<br />
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<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Out of the ''$6,000'' they made<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Let me just say-<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: It didn't.<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Let me just say- Let me just say here, that our relationship with Christine, the ''friendships'' and the business side that we have with her, is not intended for- we're not going to move on it. We don't want to - we don't want y'all to think we're trying to take anything from y'all. Right? We don't want to screw around with sides. Because this shouldn't have to be a war.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: You're right.<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Now I understand that there's a lot of animosity here, there's a lot of general discomfort, right?-<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Where were we? Before, I uuh... what happened? I was pretty sure I said ”stop fucking lying”.<br />
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<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Oh well, they're saying that they don't want to take Christine away from us, that the- they're not trying to [unintelligible]<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: ...*laughs* Christine...<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'm not being taken away from anybody, okay!?<br />
[...]<br />
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'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=1782 29:42 timestamp]'''<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I understand that. Personally, I'd kill for a sheet cake. One of those ''[Scream in the background]'' nice vanilla based ones? I just love that. It kills. ''[Scream continues]''<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Is Chris like...?<br />
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<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: I don’t know<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: There was like some shouting or some fucking shit…<br />
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<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: “Maybe Chris ate something spicy and there’s issues to be had; the bathroom’s become a war-room”.<br />
[...]<br />
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<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=2040 34:00 timestamp]'''<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: You're a total fucking faggot, Caden.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Now I'm just ruined.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: And you will be. And I garuntee by the end of the night, I’m going to be speaking to your mother and telling how terrible her son is.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: honestly, if you end up getting me a paddling from mommy, I’m going to be so upset.<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: [laughs] and I hope you should be!<br />
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<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Honestly I started out trying to be really nice, but you just like started getting like more suspicious and creepy and mean, and I just-<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font> Why do we have to have all this sarcasm and negativity talking shit?<br />
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==Analysis==<br />
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In Virginia, you can legally own a taser without a permit, unless you were convicted of a felony (not to be confused with a [[law|misdemeanor]]).<ref>[https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter5/section18.2-308.2/ Code of Virginia § 18.2-308.2]</ref><ref>[https://www.nbc12.com/story/11562047/stun-gun-protection/ NBC News]</ref> This can come as a bit of a shock to readers from some countries like Germany and the United Kingdom, where even the police {{w|Electroshock_weapon#Legality|must have a good reason}} to use one.<br />
==References==<br />
<references/><br />
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[[Category:Leaked videos]]</div>Portal2CwChttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Taser_Discussion&diff=262519Taser Discussion2021-07-04T04:26:07Z<p>Portal2CwC: /* Transcript */</p>
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{{SonichuPossession}}<br />
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{{quote|this body is part electricity literally, so I could take it|Chris on the possibility of tasing himself.}}<br />
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'''Taser Discussion''' is an audio file involving Chris, the [[Watchmen]], and [[Praetor]], leaked by a Watchman on 8 February 2021,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-5-2021-chris-wants-to-play-with-taser-to-activate-the-merge.84502/page-8#post-8301396 Archive (https://archive.fo/YVFf8)</ref> in which Chris discusses wanting to use a {{w|taser}}, a desire he had expressed previously in a leaked text message; he believes tasing his [[magic stones]] would assist with activating the [[Dimensional Merge]].<ref>[[February 2021 Watchmen leaks]]</ref><br />
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In the audio clip, a Watchman member jokingly floats the idea of Chris tasing himself, and Chris then supports the idea and volunteers himself for it.<br />
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The full audio was released on 30 [[June 2021]], lending new context to the nature of the discussion.<br />
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==Original Clip==<br />
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{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = Taser discussion<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|RzNL7cu_Ohs}}<br />
| stardate = 8 [[February 2021]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = <br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
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===Description===<br />
From a Kiwi Farms forum post by a [[Watchmen]] member:<br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|[[Caden]] and cwc as Sonichu prime discuss the tazer and who will be tazed.}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I- I-<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: No, I don't think they were. Like, at all.<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I don't think they were either.<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: I don't think anything at all was ever solved. In the slightest. [''laughs'']<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Not even a little bit.<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Even-<br />
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<font color="#B45F04">'''Watchman 2'''</font>: When are you gonna do the- uh, testing video you promised?<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: The testing video?<br />
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<font color="#B45F04">'''Watchman 2'''</font>: Yeah!<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Can you put, "Can CWC- uh, like, tase himself on video for [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]]"?<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, we're gonna-<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'll do it.<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: WAT.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'd volunteer.<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: What? [''laughs'']<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'd tase myself.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: [''laughs some more'']<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: In serious and in joke, I would.<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Look, are you sure-<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Oh no...<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: There- they- like, we had a whole discussion about ''why'' it's a bad idea.<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: '''Oh no'''...<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Are you- we'll talk about this later, okay?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: OH NO!<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I really gotta go before we make any rash decisions that involve CWC being zapped.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Obviously. But I mean, this body is part electricity literally, So I could take it.<br />
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==Uncut Version==<br />
[[File:Full Praetor chat context.png|thumb|200px|A Watchman explains the context of the full chat, and why it was clipped.]]<br />
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On 30 June 2021, Watchmen member TheWCT released the uncut audio call (lasting about 48 minutes) onto YouTube, seemingly out of a desire to lend full context to the minute-long clip that was originally released on Kiwi Farms. In it, multiple Watchmen and Caden, a member of Praetor, talk to one another regarding the taser.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-8-2021-full-chat-between-cwc-watchmen-and-praetor-on-the-taser.93863/#post-9340978 Archive (https://archive.is/IpODB)</ref><br />
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{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = CWC and Friends talking to Praetor (February 8, 2021)<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|3YCHjBp9Nys}}<br />
| stardate = 8 [[February 2021]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = <br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
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===Description===<br />
{{quotebox|The never before seen original and uncut infamous taser call.}}<br />
<br />
The pinned comment, written by TheWCT, reads:<br />
{{quotebox|Who was in the wrong? <br />
<br />
you decide.}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
{{transcript}}<br />
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''Text fades in and out onscreen:''<br />
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{{quotebox|On February 8, 2021.<br />
Chris and the Watchmen would get into a Voice Chat with Praetor's leader Caden.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|After the call concluded, the Watchmen's leader Naught uploaded a minute long audio clip to Kiwi Farms without full context that aimed to demonize and discredit Caden and Praetor as a whole.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|For 4 months, this call remained private and kept away in local storage...}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|until now.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Originally recorded on February 8, 2021}}<br />
<br />
''Audio begins.''<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=24 0:24 timestamp]'''<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Literally and truly, putting a taser to the crystal was my own idea, and I got it through meditation and seeing into the future.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Well where's the ground in that circuit? Just thinking of it from an electrical perspective.<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: The taser itself is a closed circuit. It's all contained within a little box. It's a handheld zapper, we don't use anything that's, ya know, firing any projectiles. That's just not only a m-<br />
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<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: That's because you keep erroneously calling it a taser when it's in fact a stun-gun. <br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I don't want to bust chops over symantics here, when I bought it it said "taser" on e-bay.<br />
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<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Didn't you show a different one?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: No no, we're using the exact same ones<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: No you said in the past a different one.<br />
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'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=84 1:24 timestamp]'''<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: No no, it's the same one. So we bulked ordered them, for the original purpose of sale. There's 10 of them right now. Uh, depending on how sales initially went, we were considering another order of 10-20. But, ya know, it's all based on what happens in this coming month. Whatever the case, this specific idea... what I don't understand is - while I do get while you're concerned about the safety of CWC, especially when it comes to the usage of a little zapper like that - at the bottom line that is that - not only <br />
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<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: ''[interrupting]'' Don't downplay it. Don't downplay it. A little zapper? No - it's a fucking self-defense instrument. It's not an instrument of mild irritation.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: If you don't wanna downplay it-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Chris has had heart troubles in the past.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, I won't - I won't downplay it, these things are brutal. But, if you're using them correctly, you have no chance of getting zapped whatsoever. And frankly, we recognize Chri-<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: And this is [a very much off-label] use.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well hold on. We recognize Christine as an adult who can make her own decisions and the fact that she requested one of these tasers… we thought that we’d let it happen. And will continue to let what she requests happen, happen. Unless it's something that's an absolutely out of proportion judgement - but we've never ever seen anything like that in our personal experience with her. We've full faith in the choices that she's making - and if she feels that this taser will bring about this-the dimensional merge than we're more than happy to experiment.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Or at the very least, a portal for me to finally get this body to CWCville.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: I really don't think that's gonna work like that.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Well you don't know.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: You can get sonar by running electricity through just a regular non-soulfully powered quartz that you would get a lot more through a heavily programmed overpowered one!<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: That's because it's a distinct electrical instrument, using electrical purity quartz with a tolerance of something like 35bpm and that's for sonar which now presumably took out of scope or frequency.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Besides the regular electricity from any regular device wouldn't really count, I mean, wouldn't the electricity coming from your body naturally be the kind that you would need to power such a thing?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: That is one thing, yes. It’s not tangible from… it's not so tangible, I mean… I wish I could do a thundershock from this body where you could see sparks coming from these hands or these cheeks. But that's not happening right now, at least at this moment-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Maybe your training's just not complete.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: The best I can do to show some power is between the visions and foresight and the limited tele- the limited telekinesis and telepathy.<br />
<br />
<font color="#6d0302">'''WCT'''</font>: IMO you don't need that thing. <br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: You really don't.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: D'you really need to prove-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Unless you're defending yourself from a predator, I don't think so,<br />
<br />
<font color="#6d0302">'''WCT'''</font>: A gun is more effective in self defense, but that's obviously not what we're talking about here.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: *laughs* No.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''?'''</font>: Oh trust me, I know!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Alright but anyway, the results were very good and Caden here will vouch for that - especially on the before on feeling[/filling?] the gate crystal and then AFTER sensing the gate crystal and the boosted energy that came out of it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: You got extensive experience tasing yourself Caden?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well ya know I've zapped myself a couple of times, I wouldn't sell something if I didn't know if it felt like - and uh - it doesn't feel good, I'll tell ya that!<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Really? I've seen the one you've mentioned and uh - it seems like a lot to subject anyone to.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: It's a little rough - it's a little rough around the edges but, ya know -<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm sure that's - <br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Maybe you should do it again and videotape it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: I'm sure that's why they sell it. It's a little rough.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Oh it's a little rough for sure.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Just to prove it's only a little rough...<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Yeah; shove it up your ass to see how much you like it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We were thinking of a demonstration if we could find a willing participant, well ya know, we're - we're looking.<br />
[...]<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=863 14:23 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: There’s been lots and lots of people who could’ve made a buck off Chris, but they didn’t. Why?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, because they weren’t smart enough.<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: Do you really believe that?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Actually that’s a valid statement right there, especially considering the [past life with Praetor?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We recognize the value of partnering with CWC. We recognize the value of her talent and what she brings to the board. Now I understand the controversy we’ve raised, but frankly, we don’t intend on really moving that much, we’re very pleased with where we are, alright? If you have any grievances we’re happy to hear them, and we love feedback, ya know? Regardless of how much it hurts us. But we-<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: Just interact with the retards that buy shit. I think it's that simple. It's what I said earlier, if you want to be a businessman or whatever, interact with the people, keep the optics up, and that's pretty much it!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: That's what - that's our intentions.<br />
<br />
[long pause]<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: So anything further?<br />
<br />
<font color="#6d0302">'''WCT'''</font>: Does anyone else have anything else to discuss with Caden’<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: No, I don't want to get pissed on and told it's raining.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=952 15:52 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Chris why… why do you trust these people<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Because they have proven themselves in person with their kindness-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Because they bought you things<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: No, that’s only part of…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: That’s the reason though isn’t it<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Not initially! Not initially!<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: laughs in disbelief<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: They proved it to us without buying anything… initially… that is the truth. Eventually yes, that did come to be – but – they have proven themselves very much without-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: So you’re going to choose them over us, is that how it’s going to go?<br />
[...]<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=1027 17:07 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: […] Let me just say, our goal is not to take anything. Our goal is not just to be screwing with Christine. Our goal here is just to make cash with her, as a partnership - right?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Then why don’t you pay her more?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We do!<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth?'''</font>: That income split is kind of fucked.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: THEY PAID ME 400 BUCKS las- abou- about a few weeks ago! They paid me 400 bucks…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Out of the ''$6,000'' they made<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Let me just say-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: It didn't.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Let me just say- Let me just say here, that our relationship with Christine, the ''friendships'' and the business side that we have with her, is not intended for- we're not going to move on it. We don't want to - we don't want y'all to think we're trying to take anything from y'all. Right? We don't want to screw around with sides. Because this shouldn't have to be a war.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: You're right.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Now I understand that there's a lot of animosity here, there's a lot of general discomfort, right?-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Where were we? Before, I uuh... what happened? I was pretty sure I said ”stop fucking lying”.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Oh well, they're saying that they don't want to take Christine away from us, that the- they're not trying to [unintelligible]<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: ...*laughs* Christine...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'm not being taken away from anybody, okay!?<br />
[...]<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=1782 29:42 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I understand that. Personally, I'd kill for a sheet cake. One of those ''[Scream in the background]'' nice vanilla based ones? I just love that. It kills. ''[Scream continues]''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Is Chris like...?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: I don’t know<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: There was like some shouting or some fucking shit…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: “Maybe Chris ate something spicy and there’s issues to be had; the bathroom’s become a war-room”.<br />
[...]<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=2040 34:00 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: You're a total fucking faggot, Caden.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Now I'm just ruined.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: And you will be. And I garuntee by the end of the night, I’m going to be speaking to your mother and telling how terrible her son is.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: honestly, if you end up getting me a paddling from mommy, I’m going to be so upset.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: [laughs] and I hope you should be!<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Honestly I started out trying to be really nice, but you just like started getting like more suspicious and creepy and mean, and I just-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font> Why do we have to have all this sarcasm and negativity talking shit?<br />
<br />
==Analysis==<br />
<br />
In Virginia, you can legally own a taser without a permit, unless you were convicted of a felony (not to be confused with a [[law|misdemeanor]]).<ref>[https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter5/section18.2-308.2/ Code of Virginia § 18.2-308.2]</ref><ref>[https://www.nbc12.com/story/11562047/stun-gun-protection/ NBC News]</ref> This can come as a bit of a shock to readers from some countries like Germany and the United Kingdom, where even the police {{w|Electroshock_weapon#Legality|must have a good reason}} to use one.<br />
==References==<br />
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[[Category:Leaked videos]]</div>Portal2CwChttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Taser_Discussion&diff=262518Taser Discussion2021-07-04T04:24:32Z<p>Portal2CwC: /* Transcript */</p>
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{{SonichuPossession}}<br />
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{{quote|this body is part electricity literally, so I could take it|Chris on the possibility of tasing himself.}}<br />
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'''Taser Discussion''' is an audio file involving Chris, the [[Watchmen]], and [[Praetor]], leaked by a Watchman on 8 February 2021,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-5-2021-chris-wants-to-play-with-taser-to-activate-the-merge.84502/page-8#post-8301396 Archive (https://archive.fo/YVFf8)</ref> in which Chris discusses wanting to use a {{w|taser}}, a desire he had expressed previously in a leaked text message; he believes tasing his [[magic stones]] would assist with activating the [[Dimensional Merge]].<ref>[[February 2021 Watchmen leaks]]</ref><br />
<br />
In the audio clip, a Watchman member jokingly floats the idea of Chris tasing himself, and Chris then supports the idea and volunteers himself for it.<br />
<br />
The full audio was released on 30 [[June 2021]], lending new context to the nature of the discussion.<br />
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==Original Clip==<br />
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{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = Taser discussion<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|RzNL7cu_Ohs}}<br />
| stardate = 8 [[February 2021]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = <br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
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===Description===<br />
From a Kiwi Farms forum post by a [[Watchmen]] member:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|[[Caden]] and cwc as Sonichu prime discuss the tazer and who will be tazed.}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I- I-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: No, I don't think they were. Like, at all.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I don't think they were either.<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: I don't think anything at all was ever solved. In the slightest. [''laughs'']<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Not even a little bit.<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Even-<br />
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<font color="#B45F04">'''Watchman 2'''</font>: When are you gonna do the- uh, testing video you promised?<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: The testing video?<br />
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<font color="#B45F04">'''Watchman 2'''</font>: Yeah!<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Can you put, "Can CWC- uh, like, tase himself on video for [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]]"?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, we're gonna-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'll do it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: WAT.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'd volunteer.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: What? [''laughs'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'd tase myself.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: [''laughs some more'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: In serious and in joke, I would.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Look, are you sure-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Oh no...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: There- they- like, we had a whole discussion about ''why'' it's a bad idea.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: '''Oh no'''...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Are you- we'll talk about this later, okay?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: OH NO!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I really gotta go before we make any rash decisions that involve CWC being zapped.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Obviously. But I mean, this body is part electricity literally, So I could take it.<br />
<br />
==Uncut Version==<br />
[[File:Full Praetor chat context.png|thumb|200px|A Watchman explains the context of the full chat, and why it was clipped.]]<br />
<br />
On 30 June 2021, Watchmen member TheWCT released the uncut audio call (lasting about 48 minutes) onto YouTube, seemingly out of a desire to lend full context to the minute-long clip that was originally released on Kiwi Farms. In it, multiple Watchmen and Caden, a member of Praetor, talk to one another regarding the taser.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-8-2021-full-chat-between-cwc-watchmen-and-praetor-on-the-taser.93863/#post-9340978 Archive (https://archive.is/IpODB)</ref><br />
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{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = CWC and Friends talking to Praetor (February 8, 2021)<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|3YCHjBp9Nys}}<br />
| stardate = 8 [[February 2021]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = <br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
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===Description===<br />
{{quotebox|The never before seen original and uncut infamous taser call.}}<br />
<br />
The pinned comment, written by TheWCT, reads:<br />
{{quotebox|Who was in the wrong? <br />
<br />
you decide.}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
{{transcript}}<br />
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''Text fades in and out onscreen:''<br />
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{{quotebox|On February 8, 2021.<br />
Chris and the Watchmen would get into a Voice Chat with Praetor's leader Caden.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|After the call concluded, the Watchmen's leader Naught uploaded a minute long audio clip to Kiwi Farms without full context that aimed to demonize and discredit Caden and Praetor as a whole.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|For 4 months, this call remained private and kept away in local storage...}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|until now.}}<br />
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{{quotebox|Originally recorded on February 8, 2021}}<br />
<br />
''Audio begins.''<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=24 0:24 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Literally and truly, putting a taser to the crystal was my own idea, and I got it through meditation and seeing into the future.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Well where's the ground in that circuit? Just thinking of it from an electrical perspective.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: The taser itself is a closed circuit. It's all contained within a little box. It's a handheld zapper, we don't use anything that's, ya know, firing any projectiles. That's just not only a m-<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: That's because you keep erroneously calling it a taser when it's in fact a stun-gun. <br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I don't want to bust chops over symantics here, when I bought it it said "taser" on e-bay.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Didn't you show a different one?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: No no, we're using the exact same ones<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: No you said in the past a different one.<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=84 1:24 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: No no, it's the same one. So we bulked ordered them, for the original purpose of sale. There's 10 of them right now. Uh, depending on how sales initially went, we were considering another order of 10-20. But, ya know, it's all based on what happens in this coming month. Whatever the case, this specific idea... what I don't understand is - while I do get while you're concerned about the safety of CWC, especially when it comes to the usage of a little zapper like that - at the bottom line that is that - not only <br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: ''[interrupting]'' Don't downplay it. Don't downplay it. A little zapper? No - it's a fucking self-defense instrument. It's not an instrument of mild irritation.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: If you don't wanna downplay it-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Chris has had heart troubles in the past.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, I won't - I won't downplay it, these things are brutal. But, if you're using them correctly, you have no chance of getting zapped whatsoever. And frankly, we recognize Chri-<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: And this is [a very much off-label] use.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well hold on. We recognize Christine as an adult who can make her own decisions and the fact that she requested one of these tasers… we thought that we’d let it happen. And will continue to let what she requests happen, happen. Unless it's something that's an absolutely out of proportion judgement - but we've never ever seen anything like that in our personal experience with her. We've full faith in the choices that she's making - and if she feels that this taser will bring about this-the dimensional merge than we're more than happy to experiment.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Or at the very least, a portal for me to finally get this body to CWCville.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: I really don't think that's gonna work like that.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Well you don't know.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: You can get sonar by running electricity through just a regular non-soulfully powered quartz that you would get a lot more through a heavily programmed overpowered one!<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: That's because it's a distinct electrical instrument, using electrical purity quartz with a tolerance of something like 35bpm and that's for sonar which now presumably took out of scope or frequency.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Besides the regular electricity from any regular device wouldn't really count, I mean, wouldn't the electricity coming from your body naturally be the kind that you would need to power such a thing?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: That is one thing, yes. It’s not tangible from… it's not so tangible, I mean… I wish I could do a thundershock from this body where you could see sparks coming from these hands or these cheeks. But that's not happening right now, at least at this moment-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Maybe your training's just not complete.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: The best I can do to show some power is between the visions and foresight and the limited tele- the limited telekinesis and telepathy.<br />
<br />
<font color="#6d0302">'''WCT'''</font>: IMO you don't need that thing. <br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: You really don't.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: D'you really need to prove-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Unless you're defending yourself from a predator, I don't think so,<br />
<br />
<font color="#6d0302">'''WCT'''</font>: A gun is more effective in self defense, but that's obviously not what we're talking about here.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: *laughs* No.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''?'''</font>: Oh trust me, I know!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Alright but anyway, the results were very good and Caden here will vouch for that - especially on the before on feeling[/filling?] the gate crystal and then AFTER sensing the gate crystal and the boosted energy that came out of it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: You got extensive experience tasing yourself Caden?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well ya know I've zapped myself a couple of times, I wouldn't sell something if I didn't know if it felt like - and uh - it doesn't feel good, I'll tell ya that!<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Really? I've seen the one you've mentioned and uh - it seems like a lot to subject anyone to.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: It's a little rough - it's a little rough around the edges but, ya know -<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm sure that's - <br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Maybe you should do it again and videotape it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: I'm sure that's why they sell it. It's a little rough.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Oh it's a little rough for sure.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Just to prove it's only a little rough...<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Yeah; shove it up your ass to see how much you like it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We were thinking of a demonstration if we could find a willing participant, well ya know, we're - we're looking.<br />
[...]<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=863 14:23 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: There’s been lots and lots of people who could’ve made a buck off Chris, but they didn’t. Why?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, because they weren’t smart enough.<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: Do you really believe that?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Actually that’s a valid statement right there, especially considering the [past life with Praetor?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We recognize the value of partnering with CWC. We recognize the value of her talent and what she brings to the board. Now I understand the controversy we’ve raised, but frankly, we don’t intend on really moving that much, we’re very pleased with where we are, alright? If you have any grievances we’re happy to hear them, and we love feedback, ya know? Regardless of how much it hurts us. But we-<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: Just interact with the retards that buy shit. I think it's that simple. It's what I said earlier, if you want to be a businessman, interact with the people, keep the optics up, and that's pretty much it!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: That's what - that's our intentions.<br />
<br />
[long pause]<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: So anything further?<br />
<br />
<font color="#6d0302">'''WCT'''</font>: Does anyone else have anything else to discuss with Caden’<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: No, I don't want to get pissed on and told it's raining.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=952 15:52 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Chris why… why do you trust these people<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Because they have proven themselves in person with their kindness-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Because they bought you things<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: No, that’s only part of…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: That’s the reason though isn’t it<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Not initially! Not initially!<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: laughs in disbelief<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: They proved it to us without buying anything… initially… that is the truth. Eventually yes, that did come to be – but – they have proven themselves very much without-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: So you’re going to choose them over us, is that how it’s going to go?<br />
[...]<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=1027 17:07 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: […] Let me just say, our goal is not to take anything. Our goal is not just to be screwing with Christine. Our goal here is just to make cash with her, as a partnership - right?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Then why don’t you pay her more?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We do!<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth?'''</font>: That income split is kind of fucked.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: THEY PAID ME 400 BUCKS las- abou- about a few weeks ago! They paid me 400 bucks…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Out of the ''$6,000'' they made<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Let me just say-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: It didn't.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Let me just say- Let me just say here, that our relationship with Christine, the ''friendships'' and the business side that we have with her, is not intended for- we're not going to move on it. We don't want to - we don't want y'all to think we're trying to take anything from y'all. Right? We don't want to screw around with sides. Because this shouldn't have to be a war.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: You're right.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Now I understand that there's a lot of animosity here, there's a lot of general discomfort, right?-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Where were we? Before, I uuh... what happened? I was pretty sure I said ”stop fucking lying”.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Oh well, they're saying that they don't want to take Christine away from us, that the- they're not trying to [unintelligible]<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: ...*laughs* Christine...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'm not being taken away from anybody, okay!?<br />
[...]<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=1782 29:42 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I understand that. Personally, I'd kill for a sheet cake. One of those ''[Scream in the background]'' nice vanilla based ones? I just love that. It kills. ''[Scream continues]''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Is Chris like...?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: I don’t know<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: There was like some shouting or some fucking shit…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: “Maybe Chris ate something spicy and there’s issues to be had; the bathroom’s become a war-room”.<br />
[...]<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=2040 34:00 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: You're a total fucking faggot, Caden.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Now I'm just ruined.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: And you will be. And I garuntee by the end of the night, I’m going to be speaking to your mother and telling how terrible her son is.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: honestly, if you end up getting me a paddling from mommy, I’m going to be so upset.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: [laughs] and I hope you should be!<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Honestly I started out trying to be really nice, but you just like started getting like more suspicious and creepy and mean, and I just-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font> Why do we have to have all this sarcasm and negativity talking shit?<br />
<br />
==Analysis==<br />
<br />
In Virginia, you can legally own a taser without a permit, unless you were convicted of a felony (not to be confused with a [[law|misdemeanor]]).<ref>[https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter5/section18.2-308.2/ Code of Virginia § 18.2-308.2]</ref><ref>[https://www.nbc12.com/story/11562047/stun-gun-protection/ NBC News]</ref> This can come as a bit of a shock to readers from some countries like Germany and the United Kingdom, where even the police {{w|Electroshock_weapon#Legality|must have a good reason}} to use one.<br />
==References==<br />
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[[Category:Leaked videos]]</div>Portal2CwChttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Taser_Discussion&diff=262517Taser Discussion2021-07-04T04:21:34Z<p>Portal2CwC: /* Transcript */</p>
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{{SonichuPossession}}<br />
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{{quote|this body is part electricity literally, so I could take it|Chris on the possibility of tasing himself.}}<br />
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'''Taser Discussion''' is an audio file involving Chris, the [[Watchmen]], and [[Praetor]], leaked by a Watchman on 8 February 2021,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-5-2021-chris-wants-to-play-with-taser-to-activate-the-merge.84502/page-8#post-8301396 Archive (https://archive.fo/YVFf8)</ref> in which Chris discusses wanting to use a {{w|taser}}, a desire he had expressed previously in a leaked text message; he believes tasing his [[magic stones]] would assist with activating the [[Dimensional Merge]].<ref>[[February 2021 Watchmen leaks]]</ref><br />
<br />
In the audio clip, a Watchman member jokingly floats the idea of Chris tasing himself, and Chris then supports the idea and volunteers himself for it.<br />
<br />
The full audio was released on 30 [[June 2021]], lending new context to the nature of the discussion.<br />
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==Original Clip==<br />
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{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = Taser discussion<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|RzNL7cu_Ohs}}<br />
| stardate = 8 [[February 2021]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = <br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
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===Description===<br />
From a Kiwi Farms forum post by a [[Watchmen]] member:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|[[Caden]] and cwc as Sonichu prime discuss the tazer and who will be tazed.}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I- I-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: No, I don't think they were. Like, at all.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I don't think they were either.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: I don't think anything at all was ever solved. In the slightest. [''laughs'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Not even a little bit.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Even-<br />
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<font color="#B45F04">'''Watchman 2'''</font>: When are you gonna do the- uh, testing video you promised?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: The testing video?<br />
<br />
<font color="#B45F04">'''Watchman 2'''</font>: Yeah!<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Can you put, "Can CWC- uh, like, tase himself on video for [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]]"?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, we're gonna-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'll do it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: WAT.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'd volunteer.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: What? [''laughs'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'd tase myself.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: [''laughs some more'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: In serious and in joke, I would.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Look, are you sure-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Oh no...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: There- they- like, we had a whole discussion about ''why'' it's a bad idea.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: '''Oh no'''...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Are you- we'll talk about this later, okay?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: OH NO!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I really gotta go before we make any rash decisions that involve CWC being zapped.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Obviously. But I mean, this body is part electricity literally, So I could take it.<br />
<br />
==Uncut Version==<br />
[[File:Full Praetor chat context.png|thumb|200px|A Watchman explains the context of the full chat, and why it was clipped.]]<br />
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On 30 June 2021, Watchmen member TheWCT released the uncut audio call (lasting about 48 minutes) onto YouTube, seemingly out of a desire to lend full context to the minute-long clip that was originally released on Kiwi Farms. In it, multiple Watchmen and Caden, a member of Praetor, talk to one another regarding the taser.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-8-2021-full-chat-between-cwc-watchmen-and-praetor-on-the-taser.93863/#post-9340978 Archive (https://archive.is/IpODB)</ref><br />
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{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = CWC and Friends talking to Praetor (February 8, 2021)<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|3YCHjBp9Nys}}<br />
| stardate = 8 [[February 2021]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = <br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
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===Description===<br />
{{quotebox|The never before seen original and uncut infamous taser call.}}<br />
<br />
The pinned comment, written by TheWCT, reads:<br />
{{quotebox|Who was in the wrong? <br />
<br />
you decide.}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
{{transcript}}<br />
<br />
''Text fades in and out onscreen:''<br />
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{{quotebox|On February 8, 2021.<br />
Chris and the Watchmen would get into a Voice Chat with Praetor's leader Caden.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|After the call concluded, the Watchmen's leader Naught uploaded a minute long audio clip to Kiwi Farms without full context that aimed to demonize and discredit Caden and Praetor as a whole.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|For 4 months, this call remained private and kept away in local storage...}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|until now.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Originally recorded on February 8, 2021}}<br />
<br />
''Audio begins.''<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=24 0:24 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Literally and truly, putting a taser to the crystal was my own idea, and I got it through meditation and seeing into the future.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Well where's the ground in that circuit? Just thinking of it from an electrical perspective.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: The taser itself is a closed circuit. It's all contained within a little box. It's a handheld zapper, we don't use anything that's firing any projectiles. That's just not only a-<br />
<br />
That's because you keep erroneously calling it a taser when it's in fact a stun-gun. <br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I don't want to bust chops over symantics here, when I bought it it said "taser" on e-bay.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Didn't you show a different one?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: No no, we're using the exact same ones<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: No you said in the past a different one.<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=84 1:24 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: No no, it's the same one. So we bulked ordered them, for the original purpose of sale. There's 10 of them right now. Uh, depending on how sales initially went, we were considering another order of 10-20. But, ya know, it's all based on what happens in this coming month. Whatever the case, this specific idea... what I don't understand is - while I do get while you're concerned about the safety of CWC, especially when it comes to the usage of a little zapper like that - at the bottom line that is that - not only <br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: ''[interrupting]'' Don't downplay it. Don't downplay it. A little zapper? No - it's a fucking self-defense instrument. It's not an instrument of mild irritation.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: If you don't wanna downplay it-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Chris has had heart troubles in the past.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, I won't - I won't downplay it, these things are brutal. But, if you're using them correctly, you have no chance of getting zapped whatsoever. And frankly, we recognize Chri-<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: And this is [a very much off-label] use.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well hold on. We recognize Christine as an adult who can make her own decisions and the fact that she requested one of these tasers… we thought that we’d let it happen. And will continue to let what she requests happen, happen. Unless it's something that's an absolutely out of proportion judgement - but we've never ever seen anything like that in our personal experience with her. We've full faith in the choices that she's making - and if she feels that this taser will bring about this-the dimensional merge than we're more than happy to experiment.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Or at the very least, a portal for me to finally get this body to CWCville.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: I really don't think that's gonna work like that.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Well you don't know.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: You can get sonar by running electricity through just a regular non-soulfully powered quartz that you would get a lot more through a heavily programmed overpowered one!<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: That's because it's a distinct electrical instrument, using electrical purity quartz with a tolerance of something like 35bpm and that's for sonar which now presumably took out of scope or frequency.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Besides the regular electricity from any regular device wouldn't really count, I mean, wouldn't the electricity coming from your body naturally be the kind that you would need to power such a thing?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: That is one thing, yes. It’s not tangible from… it's not so tangible, I mean… I wish I could do a thundershock from this body where you could see sparks coming from these hands or these cheeks. But that's not happening right now, at least at this moment-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Maybe your training's just not complete.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: The best I can do to show some power is between the visions and foresight and the limited tele- the limited telekinesis and telepathy.<br />
<br />
<font color="#6d0302">'''WCT'''</font>: IMO you don't need that thing. <br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: You really don't.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: D'you really need to prove-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Unless you're defending yourself from a predator, I don't think so,<br />
<br />
<font color="#6d0302">'''WCT'''</font>: A gun is more effective in self defense, but that's obviously not what we're talking about here.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: *laughs* No.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''?'''</font>: Oh trust me, I know!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Alright but anyway, the results were very good and Caden here will vouch for that - especially on the before on feeling[/filling?] the gate crystal and then AFTER sensing the gate crystal and the boosted energy that came out of it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: You got extensive experience tasing yourself Caden?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well ya know I've zapped myself a couple of times, I wouldn't sell something if I didn't know if it felt like - and uh - it doesn't feel good, I'll tell ya that!<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Really? I've seen the one you've mentioned and uh - it seems like a lot to subject anyone to.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: It's a little rough - it's a little rough around the edges but, ya know -<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm sure that's - <br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Maybe you should do it again and videotape it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: I'm sure that's why they sell it. It's a little rough.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Oh it's a little rough for sure.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Just to prove it's only a little rough...<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Yeah; shove it up your ass to see how much you like it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We were thinking of a demonstration if we could find a willing participant, well ya know, we're - we're looking.<br />
[...]<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=863 14:23 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: There’s been lots and lots of people who could’ve made a buck off Chris, but they didn’t. Why?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, because they weren’t smart enough.<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: Do you really believe that?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Actually that’s a valid statement right there, especially considering the [past life with Praetor?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We recognize the value of partnering with CWC. We recognize the value of her talent and what she brings to the board. Now I understand the controversy we’ve raised, but frankly, we don’t intend on really moving that much, we’re very pleased with where we are, alright? If you have any grievances we’re happy to hear them, and we love feedback, ya know? Regardless of how much it hurts us. But we-<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: Just interact with the retards that buy shit. I think it's that simple. It's what I said earlier, if you want to be a businessman, interact with the people, keep the optics up, and that's pretty much it!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: That's what - that's our intentions.<br />
<br />
[long pause]<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: So anything further?<br />
<br />
<font color="#6d0302">'''WCT'''</font>: Does anyone else have anything else to discuss with Caden’<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: No, I don't want to get pissed on and told it's raining.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=952 15:52 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Chris why… why do you trust these people<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Because they have proven themselves in person with their kindness-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Because they bought you things<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: No, that’s only part of…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: That’s the reason though isn’t it<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Not initially! Not initially!<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: laughs in disbelief<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: They proved it to us without buying anything… initially… that is the truth. Eventually yes, that did come to be – but – they have proven themselves very much without-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: So you’re going to choose them over us, is that how it’s going to go?<br />
[...]<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=1027 17:07 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: […] Let me just say, our goal is not to take anything. Our goal is not just to be screwing with Christine. Our goal here is just to make cash with her, as a partnership - right?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Then why don’t you pay her more?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We do!<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth?'''</font>: That income split is kind of fucked.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: THEY PAID ME 400 BUCKS las- abou- about a few weeks ago! They paid me 400 bucks…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Out of the ''$6,000'' they made<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Let me just say-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: It didn't.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Let me just say- Let me just say here, that our relationship with Christine, the ''friendships'' and the business side that we have with her, is not intended for- we're not going to move on it. We don't want to - we don't want y'all to think we're trying to take anything from y'all. Right? We don't want to screw around with sides. Because this shouldn't have to be a war.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: You're right.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Now I understand that there's a lot of animosity here, there's a lot of general discomfort, right?-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Where were we? Before, I uuh... what happened? I was pretty sure I said ”stop fucking lying”.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Oh well, they're saying that they don't want to take Christine away from us, that the- they're not trying to [unintelligible]<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: ...*laughs* Christine...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'm not being taken away from anybody, okay!?<br />
[...]<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=1782 29:42 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I understand that. Personally, I'd kill for a sheet cake. One of those ''[Scream in the background]'' nice vanilla based ones? I just love that. It kills. ''[Scream continues]''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Is Chris like...?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: I don’t know<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: There was like some shouting or some fucking shit…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: “Maybe Chris ate something spicy and there’s issues to be had; the bathroom’s become a war-room”.<br />
[...]<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=2040 34:00 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: You're a total fucking faggot, Caden.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Now I'm just ruined.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: And you will be. And I garuntee by the end of the night, I’m going to be speaking to your mother and telling how terrible her son is.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: honestly, if you end up getting me a paddling from mommy, I’m going to be so upset.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: [laughs] and I hope you should be!<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Honestly I started out trying to be really nice, but you just like started getting like more suspicious and creepy and mean, and I just-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font> Why do we have to have all this sarcasm and negativity talking shit?<br />
<br />
==Analysis==<br />
<br />
In Virginia, you can legally own a taser without a permit, unless you were convicted of a felony (not to be confused with a [[law|misdemeanor]]).<ref>[https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter5/section18.2-308.2/ Code of Virginia § 18.2-308.2]</ref><ref>[https://www.nbc12.com/story/11562047/stun-gun-protection/ NBC News]</ref> This can come as a bit of a shock to readers from some countries like Germany and the United Kingdom, where even the police {{w|Electroshock_weapon#Legality|must have a good reason}} to use one.<br />
==References==<br />
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[[Category:Leaked videos]]</div>Portal2CwChttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Taser_Discussion&diff=262516Taser Discussion2021-07-04T04:18:44Z<p>Portal2CwC: /* Transcript */</p>
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{{SonichuPossession}}<br />
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{{quote|this body is part electricity literally, so I could take it|Chris on the possibility of tasing himself.}}<br />
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'''Taser Discussion''' is an audio file involving Chris, the [[Watchmen]], and [[Praetor]], leaked by a Watchman on 8 February 2021,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-5-2021-chris-wants-to-play-with-taser-to-activate-the-merge.84502/page-8#post-8301396 Archive (https://archive.fo/YVFf8)</ref> in which Chris discusses wanting to use a {{w|taser}}, a desire he had expressed previously in a leaked text message; he believes tasing his [[magic stones]] would assist with activating the [[Dimensional Merge]].<ref>[[February 2021 Watchmen leaks]]</ref><br />
<br />
In the audio clip, a Watchman member jokingly floats the idea of Chris tasing himself, and Chris then supports the idea and volunteers himself for it.<br />
<br />
The full audio was released on 30 [[June 2021]], lending new context to the nature of the discussion.<br />
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==Original Clip==<br />
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{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = Taser discussion<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|RzNL7cu_Ohs}}<br />
| stardate = 8 [[February 2021]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = <br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
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===Description===<br />
From a Kiwi Farms forum post by a [[Watchmen]] member:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|[[Caden]] and cwc as Sonichu prime discuss the tazer and who will be tazed.}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I- I-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: No, I don't think they were. Like, at all.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I don't think they were either.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: I don't think anything at all was ever solved. In the slightest. [''laughs'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Not even a little bit.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Even-<br />
<br />
<font color="#B45F04">'''Watchman 2'''</font>: When are you gonna do the- uh, testing video you promised?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: The testing video?<br />
<br />
<font color="#B45F04">'''Watchman 2'''</font>: Yeah!<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Can you put, "Can CWC- uh, like, tase himself on video for [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]]"?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, we're gonna-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'll do it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: WAT.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'd volunteer.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: What? [''laughs'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'd tase myself.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: [''laughs some more'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: In serious and in joke, I would.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Look, are you sure-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Oh no...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: There- they- like, we had a whole discussion about ''why'' it's a bad idea.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: '''Oh no'''...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Are you- we'll talk about this later, okay?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: OH NO!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I really gotta go before we make any rash decisions that involve CWC being zapped.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Obviously. But I mean, this body is part electricity literally, So I could take it.<br />
<br />
==Uncut Version==<br />
[[File:Full Praetor chat context.png|thumb|200px|A Watchman explains the context of the full chat, and why it was clipped.]]<br />
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On 30 June 2021, Watchmen member TheWCT released the uncut audio call (lasting about 48 minutes) onto YouTube, seemingly out of a desire to lend full context to the minute-long clip that was originally released on Kiwi Farms. In it, multiple Watchmen and Caden, a member of Praetor, talk to one another regarding the taser.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-8-2021-full-chat-between-cwc-watchmen-and-praetor-on-the-taser.93863/#post-9340978 Archive (https://archive.is/IpODB)</ref><br />
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{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = CWC and Friends talking to Praetor (February 8, 2021)<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|3YCHjBp9Nys}}<br />
| stardate = 8 [[February 2021]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = <br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
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===Description===<br />
{{quotebox|The never before seen original and uncut infamous taser call.}}<br />
<br />
The pinned comment, written by TheWCT, reads:<br />
{{quotebox|Who was in the wrong? <br />
<br />
you decide.}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
{{transcript}}<br />
<br />
''Text fades in and out onscreen:''<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|On February 8, 2021.<br />
Chris and the Watchmen would get into a Voice Chat with Praetor's leader Caden.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|After the call concluded, the Watchmen's leader Naught uploaded a minute long audio clip to Kiwi Farms without full context that aimed to demonize and discredit Caden and Praetor as a whole.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|For 4 months, this call remained private and kept away in local storage...}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|until now.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Originally recorded on February 8, 2021}}<br />
<br />
''Audio begins.''<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=24 0:24 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Literally and truly, putting a taser to the crystal was my own idea, and I got it through meditation and seeing into the future.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Well where's the ground in that circuit? Just thinking of it from an electrical perspective.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: The taser itself is a closed circuit. It's all contained within a little box. It's a handheld zapper, we don't use anything that's firing any projectiles. That's just not only a-<br />
<br />
That's because you keep erroneously calling it a taser when it's in fact a stun-gun. <br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I don't want to bust chops over symantics here, when I bought it it said "taser" on e-bay.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Didn't you show a different one?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: No no, we're using the exact same ones<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: No you said in the past a different one.<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=84 1:24 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: No no, it's the same one. So we bulked ordered them, for the original purpose of sale. There's 10 of them right now. Uh, depending on how sales initially went, we were considering another order of 10-20. But, ya know, it's all based on what happens in this coming month. Whatever the case, this specific idea... what I don't understand is - while I do get while you're concerned about the safety of CWC, especially when it comes to the usage of a little zapper like that - at the bottom line that is that - not only <br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: ''[interrupting]'' Don't downplay it. Don't downplay it. A little zapper? No - it's a fucking self-defense instrument. It's not an instrument of mild irritation.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: If you don't wanna downplay it-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Chris has had heart troubles in the past.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, I won't - I won't downplay it, these things are brutal. But, if you're using them correctly, you have no chance of getting zapped whatsoever. And frankly, we recognize Chri-<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: And this is [a very much off-label] use.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well hold on. We recognize Christine as an adult who can make her own decisions and the fact that she requested one of these tasers… we thought that we’d let it happen. And will continue to let what she requests happen, happen. Unless it's something that's an absolutely out of proportion judgement - but we've never ever seen anything like that in our personal experience with her. We've full faith in the choices that she's making - and if she feels that this taser will bring about this-the dimensional merge than we're more than happy to experiment.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Or at the very least, a portal for me to finally get this body to CWCville.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: I really don't think that's gonna work like that.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Well you don't know.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: You can get sonar by running electricity through just a regular non-soulfully powered quartz that you would get a lot more through a heavily programmed overpowered one!<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: That's because it's a distinct electrical instrument, using electrical purity quartz with a tolerance of something like 35bpm and that's for sonar which now presumably took out of scope or frequency.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Besides the regular electricity from any regular device wouldn't really count, I mean, wouldn't the electricity coming from your body naturally be the kind that you would need to power such a thing?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: That is one thing, yes. It’s not tangible from… it's not so tangible, I mean… I wish I could do a thundershock from this body where you could see sparks coming from these hands or these cheeks. But that's not happening right now, at least at this moment-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Maybe your training's just not complete.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: The best I can do to show some power is between the visions and foresight and the limited tele- the limited telekinesis and telepathy.<br />
<br />
<font color="#6d0302">'''WCT'''</font>: IMO you don't need that thing. <br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: You really don't.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: D'you really need to prove-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Unless you're defending yourself from a predator, I don't think so,<br />
<br />
<font color="#6d0302">'''WCT'''</font>: A gun is more effective in self defense, but that's obviously not what we're talking about here.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: *laughs* No.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''?'''</font>: Oh trust me, I know!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Alright but anyway, the results were very good and Caden here will vouch for that - especially on the before on feeling[/filling?] the gate crystal and then AFTER sensing the gate crystal and the boosted energy that came out of it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: You got extensive experience tasing yourself Caden?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well ya know I've zapped myself a couple of times, I wouldn't sell something if I didn't know if it felt like - and uh - it doesn't feel good, I'll tell ya that!<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Really? I've seen the one you've mentioned and uh - it seems like a lot to subject anyone to.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: It's a little rough - it's a little rough around the edges but, ya know -<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm sure that's - <br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Maybe you should do it again and videotape it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: I'm sure that's why they sell it. It's a little rough.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Oh it's a little rough for sure.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Just to prove it's only a little rough...<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Yeah; shove it up your ass to see how much you like it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We were thinking of a demonstration if we could find a willing participant, well ya know, we're - we're looking.<br />
[...]<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=863 14:23 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: There’s been lots and lots of people who could’ve made a buck off Chris, but they didn’t. Why?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, because they weren’t smart enough.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Do you really believe that?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Actually that’s a valid statement right there, especially considering the [past life with Praetor?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We recognize the value of partnering with CWC. We recognize the value of her talent and what she brings to the board. Now I understand the controversy we’ve raised, but frankly, we don’t intend on really moving that much, we’re very pleased with where we are, alright? If you have any grievances we’re happy to hear them, and we love feedback, ya know? Regardless of how much it hurts us. But we-<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: Just interact with the retards that buy shit. I think it's that simple. It's what I said earlier, if you want to be a businessman, interact with the people, keep the optics up, and that's pretty much it!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: That's what - that's our intentions.<br />
<br />
[long pause]<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: So anything further?<br />
<br />
<font color="#6d0302">'''WCT'''</font>: Does anyone else have anything else to discuss with Caden’<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: No, I don't want to get pissed on and told it's raining.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=952 15:52 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Chris why… why do you trust these people<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Because they have proven themselves in person with their kindness-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Because they bought you things<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: No, that’s only part of…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: That’s the reason though isn’t it<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Not initially! Not initially!<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: laughs in disbelief<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: They proved it to us without buying anything… initially… that is the truth. Eventually yes, that did come to be – but – they have proven themselves very much without-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: So you’re going to choose them over us, is that how it’s going to go?<br />
[...]<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=1027 17:07 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: […] Let me just say, our goal is not to take anything. Our goal is not just to be screwing with Christine. Our goal here is just to make cash with her, as a partnership - right?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Then why don’t you pay her more?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We do!<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth?'''</font>: That income split is kind of fucked.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: THEY PAID ME 400 BUCKS las- abou- about a few weeks ago! They paid me 400 bucks…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Out of the ''$6,000'' they made<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Let me just say-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: It didn't.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Let me just say- Let me just say here, that our relationship with Christine, the ''friendships'' and the business side that we have with her, is not intended for- we're not going to move on it. We don't want to - we don't want y'all to think we're trying to take anything from y'all. Right? We don't want to screw around with sides. Because this shouldn't have to be a war.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: You're right.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Now I understand that there's a lot of animosity here, there's a lot of general discomfort, right?-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Where were we? Before, I uuh... what happened? I was pretty sure I said ”stop fucking lying”.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Oh well, they're saying that they don't want to take Christine away from us, that the- they're not trying to [unintelligible]<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: ...*laughs* Christine...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'm not being taken away from anybody, okay!?<br />
[...]<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=1782 29:42 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I understand that. Personally, I'd kill for a sheet cake. One of those ''[Scream in the background]'' nice vanilla based ones? I just love that. It kills. ''[Scream continues]''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Is Chris like...?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: I don’t know<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: There was like some shouting or some fucking shit…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: “Maybe Chris ate something spicy and there’s issues to be had; the bathroom’s become a war-room”.<br />
[...]<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=2040 34:00 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: You're a total fucking faggot, Caden.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Now I'm just ruined.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: And you will be. And I garuntee by the end of the night, I’m going to be speaking to your mother and telling how terrible her son is.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: honestly, if you end up getting me a paddling from mommy, I’m going to be so upset.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: [laughs] and I hope you should be!<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Honestly I started out trying to be really nice, but you just like started getting like more suspicious and creepy and mean, and I just-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font> Why do we have to have all this sarcasm and negativity talking shit?<br />
<br />
==Analysis==<br />
<br />
In Virginia, you can legally own a taser without a permit, unless you were convicted of a felony (not to be confused with a [[law|misdemeanor]]).<ref>[https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter5/section18.2-308.2/ Code of Virginia § 18.2-308.2]</ref><ref>[https://www.nbc12.com/story/11562047/stun-gun-protection/ NBC News]</ref> This can come as a bit of a shock to readers from some countries like Germany and the United Kingdom, where even the police {{w|Electroshock_weapon#Legality|must have a good reason}} to use one.<br />
==References==<br />
<references/><br />
<br />
[[Category:Leaked videos]]</div>Portal2CwChttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Taser_Discussion&diff=262515Taser Discussion2021-07-04T04:08:31Z<p>Portal2CwC: /* Transcript */</p>
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{{SonichuPossession}}<br />
<br />
{{quote|this body is part electricity literally, so I could take it|Chris on the possibility of tasing himself.}}<br />
<br />
'''Taser Discussion''' is an audio file involving Chris, the [[Watchmen]], and [[Praetor]], leaked by a Watchman on 8 February 2021,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-5-2021-chris-wants-to-play-with-taser-to-activate-the-merge.84502/page-8#post-8301396 Archive (https://archive.fo/YVFf8)</ref> in which Chris discusses wanting to use a {{w|taser}}, a desire he had expressed previously in a leaked text message; he believes tasing his [[magic stones]] would assist with activating the [[Dimensional Merge]].<ref>[[February 2021 Watchmen leaks]]</ref><br />
<br />
In the audio clip, a Watchman member jokingly floats the idea of Chris tasing himself, and Chris then supports the idea and volunteers himself for it.<br />
<br />
The full audio was released on 30 [[June 2021]], lending new context to the nature of the discussion.<br />
<br />
==Original Clip==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = Taser discussion<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|RzNL7cu_Ohs}}<br />
| stardate = 8 [[February 2021]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = <br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Description===<br />
From a Kiwi Farms forum post by a [[Watchmen]] member:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|[[Caden]] and cwc as Sonichu prime discuss the tazer and who will be tazed.}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I- I-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: No, I don't think they were. Like, at all.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I don't think they were either.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: I don't think anything at all was ever solved. In the slightest. [''laughs'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Not even a little bit.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Even-<br />
<br />
<font color="#B45F04">'''Watchman 2'''</font>: When are you gonna do the- uh, testing video you promised?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: The testing video?<br />
<br />
<font color="#B45F04">'''Watchman 2'''</font>: Yeah!<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Can you put, "Can CWC- uh, like, tase himself on video for [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]]"?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, we're gonna-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'll do it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: WAT.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'd volunteer.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: What? [''laughs'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'd tase myself.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: [''laughs some more'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: In serious and in joke, I would.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Look, are you sure-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Oh no...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: There- they- like, we had a whole discussion about ''why'' it's a bad idea.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: '''Oh no'''...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Are you- we'll talk about this later, okay?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: OH NO!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I really gotta go before we make any rash decisions that involve CWC being zapped.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Obviously. But I mean, this body is part electricity literally, So I could take it.<br />
<br />
==Uncut Version==<br />
[[File:Full Praetor chat context.png|thumb|200px|A Watchman explains the context of the full chat, and why it was clipped.]]<br />
<br />
On 30 June 2021, Watchmen member TheWCT released the uncut audio call (lasting about 48 minutes) onto YouTube, seemingly out of a desire to lend full context to the minute-long clip that was originally released on Kiwi Farms. In it, multiple Watchmen and Caden, a member of Praetor, talk to one another regarding the taser.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-8-2021-full-chat-between-cwc-watchmen-and-praetor-on-the-taser.93863/#post-9340978 Archive (https://archive.is/IpODB)</ref><br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = CWC and Friends talking to Praetor (February 8, 2021)<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|3YCHjBp9Nys}}<br />
| stardate = 8 [[February 2021]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = <br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Description===<br />
{{quotebox|The never before seen original and uncut infamous taser call.}}<br />
<br />
The pinned comment, written by TheWCT, reads:<br />
{{quotebox|Who was in the wrong? <br />
<br />
you decide.}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
{{transcript}}<br />
<br />
''Text fades in and out onscreen:''<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|On February 8, 2021.<br />
Chris and the Watchmen would get into a Voice Chat with Praetor's leader Caden.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|After the call concluded, the Watchmen's leader Naught uploaded a minute long audio clip to Kiwi Farms without full context that aimed to demonize and discredit Caden and Praetor as a whole.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|For 4 months, this call remained private and kept away in local storage...}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|until now.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Originally recorded on February 8, 2021}}<br />
<br />
''Audio begins.''<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=24 0:24 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Literally and truly, putting a taser to the crystal was my own idea, and I got it through meditation and seeing into the future.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Well where's the ground in that circuit? Just thinking of it from an electrical perspective.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: The taser itself is a closed circuit. It's all contained within a little box. It's a handheld zapper, we don't use anything that's firing any projectiles. That's just not only a-<br />
<br />
That's because you keep erroneously calling it a taser when it's in fact a stun-gun. <br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I don't want to bust chops over symantics here, when I bought it it said "taser" on e-bay.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Didn't you show a different one?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: No no, we're using the exact same ones<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: No you said in the past a different one.<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=84 1:24 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: No no, it's the same one. So we bulked ordered them, for the original purpose of sale. There's 10 of them right now. Uh, depending on how sales initially went, we were considering another order of 10-20. But, ya know, it's all based on what happens in this coming month. Whatever the case, this specific idea... what I don't understand is - while I do get while you're concerned about the safety of CWC, especially when it comes to the usage of a little zapper like that - at the bottom line that is that - not only <br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: ''[interrupting]'' Don't downplay it. Don't downplay it. A little zapper? No - it's a fucking self-defense instrument. It's not an instrument of mild irritation.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: If you don't wanna downplay it-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Chris has had heart troubles in the past.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, I won't - I won't downplay it, these things are brutal. But, if you're using them correctly, you have no chance of getting zapped whatsoever. And frankly, we recognize Chri-<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: And this is [a very much off-label] use.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well hold on. We recognize Christine as an adult who can make her own decisions and the fact that she requested one of these tasers… we thought that we’d let it happen. And will continue to let what she requests happen, happen. Unless it's something that's an absolutely out of proportion judgement - but we've never ever seen anything like that in our personal experience with her. We've full faith in the choices that she's making - and if she feels that this taser will bring about this-the dimensional merge than we're more than happy to experiment.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Or at the very least, a portal for me to finally get this body to CWCville.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: I really don't think that's gonna work like that.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Well you don't know.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: You can get sonar by running electricity through just a regular non-soulfully powered quartz that you would get a lot more through a heavily programmed overpowered one!<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: That's because it's a distinct electrical instrument, using electrical purity quartz with a tolerance of something like 35bpm and that's for sonar which now presumably took out of scope or frequency.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Besides the regular electricity from any regular device wouldn't really count, I mean, wouldn't the electricity coming from your body naturally be the kind that you would need to power such a thing?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: That is one thing, yes. It’s not tangible from… it's not so tangible, I mean… I wish I could do a thundershock from this body where you could see sparks coming from these hands or these cheeks. But that's not happening right now, at least at this moment-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Maybe your training's just not complete.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: The best I can do to show some power is between the visions and foresight and the limited tele- the limited telekinesis and telepathy.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: IMO you don't need that thing. <br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: You really don't.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''?'''</font>: D'you really need to prove-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Unless you're defending yourself from a predator, I don't think so,<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: A gun is more effective in self defense, but that's obviously not what we're talking about here.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: *laughs* No.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''?'''</font>: Oh trust me, I know!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Alright but anyway, the results were very good and Caden here will vouch for that - especially on the before on feeling[/filling?] the gate crystal and then AFTER sensing the gate crystal and the boosted energy that came out of it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: You got extensive experience tasing yourself Caden?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well ya know I've zapped myself a couple of times, I wouldn't sell something if I didn't know if it felt like - and uh - it doesn't feel good, I'll tell ya that!<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Really? I've seen the one you've mentioned and uh - it seems like a lot to subject anyone to.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: It's a little rough - it's a little rough around the edges but, ya know -<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm sure that's - <br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Maybe you should do it again and videotape it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: I'm sure that's why they sell it. It's a little rough.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Oh it's a little rough for sure.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Just to prove it's only a little rough...<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Yeah; shove it up your ass to see how much you like it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We were thinking of a demonstration if we could find a willing participant, well ya know, we're - we're looking.<br />
[...]<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=863 14:23 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: There’s been lots and lots of people who could’ve made a buck off Chris, but they didn’t. Why?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, because they weren’t smart enough.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Do you really believe that?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Actually that’s a valid statement right there, especially considering the [past life with Praetor?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We recognize the value of partnering with CWC. We recognize the value of her talent and what she brings to the board. Now I understand the controversy we’ve raised, but frankly, we don’t intend on really moving that much, we’re very pleased with where we are, alright? If you have any grievances we’re happy to hear them, and we love feedback, ya know? Regardless of how much it hurts us. But we-<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: Just interact with the retards that buy shit. I think it's that simple. It's what I said earlier, if you want to be a businessman, interact with the people, keep the optics up, and that's pretty much it!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: That's what - that's our intentions.<br />
<br />
[long pause]<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: So anything further?<br />
<br />
<font color="#6d0302">'''WCT'''</font>: Does anyone else have anything else to discuss with Caden’<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: No, I don't want to get pissed on and told it's raining.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=952 15:52 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Chris why… why do you trust these people<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Because they have proven themselves in person with their kindness-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Because they bought you things<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: No, that’s only part of…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: That’s the reason though isn’t it<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Not initially! Not initially!<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: laughs in disbelief<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: They proved it to us without buying anything… initially… that is the truth. Eventually yes, that did come to be – but – they have proven themselves very much without-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: So you’re going to choose them over us, is that how it’s going to go?<br />
[...]<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=1027 17:07 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: […] Let me just say, our goal is not to take anything. Our goal is not just to be screwing with Christine. Our goal here is just to make cash with her, as a partnership - right?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Then why don’t you pay her more?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We do!<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth?'''</font>: That income split is kind of fucked.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: THEY PAID ME 400 BUCKS las- abou- about a few weeks ago! They paid me 400 bucks…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Out of the ''$6,000'' they made<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Let me just say-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: It didn't.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Let me just say- Let me just say here, that our relationship with Christine, the ''friendships'' and the business side that we have with her, is not intended for- we're not going to move on it. We don't want to - we don't want y'all to think we're trying to take anything from y'all. Right? We don't want to screw around with sides. Because this shouldn't have to be a war.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: You're right.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Now I understand that there's a lot of animosity here, there's a lot of general discomfort, right?-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Where were we? Before, I uuh... what happened? I was pretty sure I said ”stop fucking lying”.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Oh well, they're saying that they don't want to take Christine away from us, that the- they're not trying to [unintelligible]<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: ...*laughs* Christine...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'm not being taken away from anybody, okay!?<br />
[...]<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=1782 29:42 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I understand that. Personally, I'd kill for a sheet cake. One of those ''[Scream in the background]'' nice vanilla based ones? I just love that. It kills. ''[Scream continues]''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Is Chris like...?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: I don’t know<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: There was like some shouting or some fucking shit…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: “Maybe Chris ate something spicy and there’s issues to be had; the bathroom’s become a war-room”.<br />
[...]<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=2040 34:00 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: You're a total fucking faggot, Caden.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Now I'm just ruined.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: And you will be. And I garuntee by the end of the night, I’m going to be speaking to your mother and telling how terrible her son is.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: honestly, if you end up getting me a paddling from mommy, I’m going to be so upset.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: [laughs] and I hope you should be!<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Honestly I started out trying to be really nice, but you just like started getting like more suspicious and creepy and mean, and I just-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font> Why do we have to have all this sarcasm and negativity talking shit?<br />
<br />
==Analysis==<br />
<br />
In Virginia, you can legally own a taser without a permit, unless you were convicted of a felony (not to be confused with a [[law|misdemeanor]]).<ref>[https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter5/section18.2-308.2/ Code of Virginia § 18.2-308.2]</ref><ref>[https://www.nbc12.com/story/11562047/stun-gun-protection/ NBC News]</ref> This can come as a bit of a shock to readers from some countries like Germany and the United Kingdom, where even the police {{w|Electroshock_weapon#Legality|must have a good reason}} to use one.<br />
==References==<br />
<references/><br />
<br />
[[Category:Leaked videos]]</div>Portal2CwChttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Taser_Discussion&diff=262514Taser Discussion2021-07-04T03:46:25Z<p>Portal2CwC: /* Transcript */</p>
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<div>{{incomplete}}<br />
{{SonichuPossession}}<br />
<br />
{{quote|this body is part electricity literally, so I could take it|Chris on the possibility of tasing himself.}}<br />
<br />
'''Taser Discussion''' is an audio file involving Chris, the [[Watchmen]], and [[Praetor]], leaked by a Watchman on 8 February 2021,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-5-2021-chris-wants-to-play-with-taser-to-activate-the-merge.84502/page-8#post-8301396 Archive (https://archive.fo/YVFf8)</ref> in which Chris discusses wanting to use a {{w|taser}}, a desire he had expressed previously in a leaked text message; he believes tasing his [[magic stones]] would assist with activating the [[Dimensional Merge]].<ref>[[February 2021 Watchmen leaks]]</ref><br />
<br />
In the audio clip, a Watchman member jokingly floats the idea of Chris tasing himself, and Chris then supports the idea and volunteers himself for it.<br />
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The full audio was released on 30 [[June 2021]], lending new context to the nature of the discussion.<br />
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==Original Clip==<br />
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{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = Taser discussion<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|RzNL7cu_Ohs}}<br />
| stardate = 8 [[February 2021]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = <br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
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===Description===<br />
From a Kiwi Farms forum post by a [[Watchmen]] member:<br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|[[Caden]] and cwc as Sonichu prime discuss the tazer and who will be tazed.}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I- I-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: No, I don't think they were. Like, at all.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I don't think they were either.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: I don't think anything at all was ever solved. In the slightest. [''laughs'']<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Not even a little bit.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Even-<br />
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<font color="#B45F04">'''Watchman 2'''</font>: When are you gonna do the- uh, testing video you promised?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: The testing video?<br />
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<font color="#B45F04">'''Watchman 2'''</font>: Yeah!<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Can you put, "Can CWC- uh, like, tase himself on video for [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]]"?<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, we're gonna-<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'll do it.<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: WAT.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'd volunteer.<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: What? [''laughs'']<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'd tase myself.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: [''laughs some more'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: In serious and in joke, I would.<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Look, are you sure-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Oh no...<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: There- they- like, we had a whole discussion about ''why'' it's a bad idea.<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: '''Oh no'''...<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Are you- we'll talk about this later, okay?<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: OH NO!<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I really gotta go before we make any rash decisions that involve CWC being zapped.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Obviously. But I mean, this body is part electricity literally, So I could take it.<br />
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==Uncut Version==<br />
[[File:Full Praetor chat context.png|thumb|200px|A Watchman explains the context of the full chat, and why it was clipped.]]<br />
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On 30 June 2021, Watchmen member TheWCT released the uncut audio call (lasting about 48 minutes) onto YouTube, seemingly out of a desire to lend full context to the minute-long clip that was originally released on Kiwi Farms. In it, multiple Watchmen and Caden, a member of Praetor, talk to one another regarding the taser.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-8-2021-full-chat-between-cwc-watchmen-and-praetor-on-the-taser.93863/#post-9340978 Archive (https://archive.is/IpODB)</ref><br />
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{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = CWC and Friends talking to Praetor (February 8, 2021)<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|3YCHjBp9Nys}}<br />
| stardate = 8 [[February 2021]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = <br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
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===Description===<br />
{{quotebox|The never before seen original and uncut infamous taser call.}}<br />
<br />
The pinned comment, written by TheWCT, reads:<br />
{{quotebox|Who was in the wrong? <br />
<br />
you decide.}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
{{transcript}}<br />
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''Text fades in and out onscreen:''<br />
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{{quotebox|On February 8, 2021.<br />
Chris and the Watchmen would get into a Voice Chat with Praetor's leader Caden.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|After the call concluded, the Watchmen's leader Naught uploaded a minute long audio clip to Kiwi Farms without full context that aimed to demonize and discredit Caden and Praetor as a whole.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|For 4 months, this call remained private and kept away in local storage...}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|until now.}}<br />
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{{quotebox|Originally recorded on February 8, 2021}}<br />
<br />
''Audio begins.''<br />
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<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=24 0:24 timestamp]'''<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Literally and truly, putting a taser to the crystal was my own idea, and I got it through meditation and seeing into the future.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Well where's the ground in that circuit? Just thinking of it from an electrical perspective.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: The taser itself is a closed circuit. It's all contained within a little box. It's a handheld zapper, we don't use anything that's firing any projectiles. That's just not only a-<br />
<br />
That's because you keep erroneously calling it a taser when it's in fact a stun-gun. <br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I don't want to bust chops over symantics here, when I bought it it said "taser" on e-bay.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Didn't you show a different one?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: No no, we're using the exact same ones<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: No you said in the past a different one.<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=84 1:24 timestamp]'''<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: No no, it's the same one. So we bulked ordered them, for the original purpose of sale. There's 10 of them right now. Uh, depending on how sales initially went, we were considering another order of 10-20. But, ya know, it's all based on what happens in this coming month. Whatever the case, this specific idea... what I don't understand is - while I do get while you're concerned about the safety of CWC, especially when it comes to the usage of a little zapper like that - at the bottom line that is that - not only <br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: ''[interrupting]'' Don't downplay it. Don't downplay it. A little zapper? No - it's a fucking self-defense instrument. It's not an instrument of mild irritation.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: If you don't wanna downplay it-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Chris has had heart troubles in the past.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, I won't - I won't downplay it, these things are brutal. But, if you're using them correctly, you have no chance of getting zapped whatsoever. And frankly, we recognize Chri-<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: And this is [a very much off-label] use.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well hold on. We recognize Christine as an adult who can make her own decisions and the fact that she requested one of these tasers… we thought that we’d let it happen. And will continue to let what she requests happen, happen. Unless it's something that's an absolutely out of proportion judgement - but we've never ever seen anything like that in our personal experience with her. We've full faith in the choices that she's making - and if she feels that this taser will bring about this-the dimensional merge than we're more than happy to experiment.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Or at the very least, a portal for me to finally get this body to CWCville.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: I really don't think that's gonna work like that.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Well you don't know.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: You can get sonar by running electricity through just a regular non-soulfully powered quartz that you would get a lot more through a heavily programmed overpowered one!<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: That's because it's a distinct electrical instrument, using electrical purity quartz with a tolerance of something like 35bpm and that's for sonar which now presumably took out of scope or frequency.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Besides the regular electricity from any regular device wouldn't really count, I mean, wouldn't the electricity coming from your body naturally be the kind that you would need to power such a thing?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: That is one thing, yes. It’s not tangible from… it's not so tangible, I mean… I wish I could do a thundershock from this body where you could see sparks coming from these hands or these cheeks. But that's not happening right now, at least at this moment-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Maybe your training's just not complete.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: The best I can do to show some power is between the visions and foresight and the limited tele- the limited telekinesis and telepathy.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: IMO you don't need that thing. <br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: You really don't.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: D'you really need to prove-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Unless you're defending yourself from a predator, I don't think so,<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''?'''</font>: A gun is more effective in self defense, but that's obviously not what we're talking about here.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: *laughs* No.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Oh trust me, I know!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Alright but anyway, the results were very good and Caden here will vouch for that - especially on the before on feeling[/filling?] the gate crystal and then AFTER sensing the gate crystal and the boosted energy that came out of it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: You got extensive experience tasing yourself Caden?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well ya know I've zapped myself a couple of times, I wouldn't sell something if I didn't know if it felt like - and uh - it doesn't feel good, I'll tell ya that!<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Really? I've seen the one you've mentioned and uh - it seems like a lot to subject anyone to.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: It's a little rough - it's a little rough around the edges but, ya know -<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm sure that's - <br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Maybe you should do it again and videotape it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: I'm sure that's why they sell it. It's a little rough.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Oh it's a little rough for sure.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Just to prove it's only a little rough...<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Yeah; shove it up your ass to see how much you like it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We were thinking of a demonstration if we could find a willing participant, well ya know, we're - we're looking.<br />
[...]<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=863 14:23 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: There’s been lots and lots of people who could’ve made a buck off Chris, but they didn’t. Why?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, because they weren’t smart enough.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Do you really believe that?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Actually that’s a valid statement right there, especially considering the [past life with Praetor?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We recognize the value of partnering with CWC. We recognize the value of her talent and what she brings to the board. Now I understand the controversy we’ve raised, but frankly, we don’t intend on really moving that much, we’re very pleased with where we are, alright? If you have any grievances we’re happy to hear them, and we love feedback, ya know? Regardless of how much it hurts us. But we-<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: Just interact with the retards that buy shit. I think it's that simple. It's what I said earlier, if you want to be a businessman, interact with the people, keep the optics up, and that's pretty much it!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: That's what - that's our intentions.<br />
<br />
[long pause]<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: So anything further?<br />
<br />
<font color="#6d0302">'''WCT'''</font>: Does anyone else have anything else to discuss with Caden’<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: No, I don't want to get pissed on and told it's raining.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=952 15:52 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Chris why… why do you trust these people<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Because they have proven themselves in person with their kindness-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Because they bought you things<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: No, that’s only part of…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: That’s the reason though isn’t it<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Not initially! Not initially!<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: laughs in disbelief<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: They proved it to us without buying anything… initially… that is the truth. Eventually yes, that did come to be – but – they have proven themselves very much without-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: So you’re going to choose them over us, is that how it’s going to go?<br />
[...]<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=1027 17:07 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: […] Let me just say, our goal is not to take anything. Our goal is not just to be screwing with Christine. Our goal here is just to make cash with her, as a partnership - right?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Then why don’t you pay her more?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We do!<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth?'''</font>: That income split is kind of fucked.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: THEY PAID ME 400 BUCKS las- abou- about a few weeks ago! They paid me 400 bucks…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Out of the ''$6,000'' they made<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Let me just say-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: It didn't.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Let me just say- Let me just say here, that our relationship with Christine, the ''friendships'' and the business side that we have with her, is not intended for- we're not going to move on it. We don't want to - we don't want y'all to think we're trying to take anything from y'all. Right? We don't want to screw around with sides. Because this shouldn't have to be a war.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: You're right.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Now I understand that there's a lot of animosity here, there's a lot of general discomfort, right?-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Where were we? Before, I uuh... what happened? I was pretty sure I said ”stop fucking lying”.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Oh well, they're saying that they don't want to take Christine away from us, that the- they're not trying to [unintelligible]<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: ...*laughs* Christine...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'm not being taken away from anybody, okay!?<br />
[...]<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=1782 29:42 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I understand that. Personally, I'd kill for a sheet cake. One of those ''[Scream in the background]'' nice vanilla based ones? I just love that. It kills. ''[Scream continues]''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Is Chris like...?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: I don’t know<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: There was like some shouting or some fucking shit…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: “Maybe Chris ate something spicy and there’s issues to be had; the bathroom’s become a war-room”.<br />
[...]<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=2040 34:00 timestamp]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: You're a total fucking faggot, Caden.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Now I'm just ruined.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: And you will be. And I garuntee by the end of the night, I’m going to be speaking to your mother and telling how terrible her son is.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: honestly, if you end up getting me a paddling from mommy, I’m going to be so upset.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: [laughs] and I hope you should be!<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Honestly I started out trying to be really nice, but you just like started getting like more suspicious and creepy and mean, and I just-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font> Why do we have to have all this sarcasm and negativity talking shit?<br />
<br />
==Analysis==<br />
<br />
In Virginia, you can legally own a taser without a permit, unless you were convicted of a felony (not to be confused with a [[law|misdemeanor]]).<ref>[https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter5/section18.2-308.2/ Code of Virginia § 18.2-308.2]</ref><ref>[https://www.nbc12.com/story/11562047/stun-gun-protection/ NBC News]</ref> This can come as a bit of a shock to readers from some countries like Germany and the United Kingdom, where even the police {{w|Electroshock_weapon#Legality|must have a good reason}} to use one.<br />
==References==<br />
<references/><br />
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[[Category:Leaked videos]]</div>Portal2CwChttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Taser_Discussion&diff=262510Taser Discussion2021-07-03T23:02:01Z<p>Portal2CwC: /* Transcript */</p>
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{{SonichuPossession}}<br />
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{{quote|this body is part electricity literally, so I could take it|Chris on the possibility of tasing himself.}}<br />
<br />
'''Taser Discussion''' is an audio file involving Chris, the [[Watchmen]], and [[Praetor]], leaked by a Watchman on 8 February 2021,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-5-2021-chris-wants-to-play-with-taser-to-activate-the-merge.84502/page-8#post-8301396 Archive (https://archive.fo/YVFf8)</ref> in which Chris discusses wanting to use a {{w|taser}}, a desire he had expressed previously in a leaked text message; he believes tasing his [[magic stones]] would assist with activating the [[Dimensional Merge]].<ref>[[February 2021 Watchmen leaks]]</ref><br />
<br />
In the audio clip, a Watchman member jokingly floats the idea of Chris tasing himself, and Chris then supports the idea and volunteers himself for it.<br />
<br />
The full audio was released on 30 [[June 2021]], lending new context to the nature of the discussion.<br />
<br />
==Original Clip==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = Taser discussion<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|RzNL7cu_Ohs}}<br />
| stardate = 8 [[February 2021]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = <br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Description===<br />
From a Kiwi Farms forum post by a [[Watchmen]] member:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|[[Caden]] and cwc as Sonichu prime discuss the tazer and who will be tazed.}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I- I-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: No, I don't think they were. Like, at all.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I don't think they were either.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: I don't think anything at all was ever solved. In the slightest. [''laughs'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Not even a little bit.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Even-<br />
<br />
<font color="#B45F04">'''Watchman 2'''</font>: When are you gonna do the- uh, testing video you promised?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: The testing video?<br />
<br />
<font color="#B45F04">'''Watchman 2'''</font>: Yeah!<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Can you put, "Can CWC- uh, like, tase himself on video for [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]]"?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, we're gonna-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'll do it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: WAT.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'd volunteer.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: What? [''laughs'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'd tase myself.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: [''laughs some more'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: In serious and in joke, I would.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Look, are you sure-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Oh no...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: There- they- like, we had a whole discussion about ''why'' it's a bad idea.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: '''Oh no'''...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Are you- we'll talk about this later, okay?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: OH NO!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I really gotta go before we make any rash decisions that involve CWC being zapped.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Obviously. But I mean, this body is part electricity literally, So I could take it.<br />
<br />
==Uncut Version==<br />
[[File:Full Praetor chat context.png|thumb|200px|A Watchman explains the context of the full chat, and why it was clipped.]]<br />
<br />
On 30 June 2021, Watchmen member TheWCT released the uncut audio call (lasting about 48 minutes) onto YouTube, seemingly out of a desire to lend full context to the minute-long clip that was originally released on Kiwi Farms. In it, multiple Watchmen and Caden, a member of Praetor, talk to one another regarding the taser.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-8-2021-full-chat-between-cwc-watchmen-and-praetor-on-the-taser.93863/#post-9340978 Archive (https://archive.is/IpODB)</ref><br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = CWC and Friends talking to Praetor (February 8, 2021)<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|3YCHjBp9Nys}}<br />
| stardate = 8 [[February 2021]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = <br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Description===<br />
{{quotebox|The never before seen original and uncut infamous taser call.}}<br />
<br />
The pinned comment, written by TheWCT, reads:<br />
{{quotebox|Who was in the wrong? <br />
<br />
you decide.}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
{{transcript}}<br />
<br />
''Text fades in and out onscreen:''<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|On February 8, 2021.<br />
Chris and the Watchmen would get into a Voice Chat with Praetor's leader Caden.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|After the call concluded, the Watchmen's leader Naught uploaded a minute long audio clip to Kiwi Farms without full context that aimed to demonize and discredit Caden and Praetor as a whole.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|For 4 months, this call remained private and kept away in local storage...}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|until now.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Originally recorded on February 8, 2021}}<br />
<br />
''Audio begins.''<br />
<br />
<br />
'''0:24 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=24]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Literally and truly, putting a taser to the crystal was my own idea, and I got it through meditation and seeing into the future.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Well where's the ground in that circuit? Just thinking of it from an electrical perspective.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: The taser itself is a closed circuit. It's all contained within a little box. It's a handheld zapper, we don't use anything that's firing any projectiles. That's just not only a-<br />
<br />
That's because you keep erroneously calling it a taser when it's in fact a stun-gun. <br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I don't want to bust chops over symantics here, when I bought it it said "taser" on e-bay.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Didn't you show a different one?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: No no, we're using the exact same ones<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: No you said in the past a different one.<br />
<br />
<br />
'''1:24 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=84]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: No no, it's the same one. So we bulked ordered them, for the original purpose of sale. There's 10 of them right now. Uh, depending on how sales initially went, we were considering another order of 10-20. But, ya know, it's all based on what happens in this coming month. Whatever the case, this specific idea... what I don't understand is - while I do get while you're concerned about the safety of CWC, especially when it comes to the usage of a little zapper like that - at the bottom line that is that - not only <br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: ''[interrupting]'' Don't downplay it. Don't downplay it. A little zapper? No - it's a fucking self-defense instrument. It's not an instrument of mild irritation.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: If you don't wanna downplay it-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Chris has had heart troubles in the past.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, I won't - I won't downplay it, these things are brutal. But, if you're using them correctly, you have no chance of getting zapped whatsoever. And frankly, we recognize Chri-<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: And this is [a very much off-label] use.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well hold on. We recognize Christine as an adult who can make her own decisions and the fact that she requested one of these tasers… we thought that we’d let it happen. And will continue to let what she requests happen, happen. Unless it's something that's an absolutely out of proportion judgement - but we've never ever seen anything like that in our personal experience with her. We've full faith in the choices that she's making - and if she feels that this taser will bring about this-the dimensional merge than we're more than happy to experiment.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Or at the very least, a portal for me to finally get this body to CWCville.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: I really don't think that's gonna work like that.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Well you don't know.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: You can get sonar by running electricity through just a regular non-soulfully powered quartz that you would get a lot more through a heavily programmed overpowered one!<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: That's because it's a distinct electrical instrument, using electrical purity quartz with a tolerance of something like 35bpm and that's for sonar which now presumably took out of scope or frequency.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Besides the regular electricity from any regular device wouldn't really count, I mean, wouldn't the electricity coming from your body naturally be the kind that you would need to power such a thing?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: That is one thing, yes. It’s not tangible from… it's not so tangible, I mean… I wish I could do a thundershock from this body where you could see sparks coming from these hands or these cheeks. But that's not happening right now, at least at this moment-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Maybe your training's just not complete.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: The best I can do to show some power is between the visions and foresight and the limited tele- the limited telekinesis and telepathy.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: IMO you don't need that thing. <br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: You really don't.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: D'you really need to prove-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Unless you're defending yourself from a predator, I don't think so,<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''?'''</font>: A gun is more effective in self defense, but that's obviously not what we're talking about here.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: *laughs* No.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Oh trust me, I know!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Alright but anyway, the results were very good and Caden here will vouch for that - especially on the before on feeling[/filling?] the gate crystal and then AFTER sensing the gate crystal and the boosted energy that came out of it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: You got extensive experience tasing yourself Caden?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well ya know I've zapped myself a couple of times, I wouldn't sell something if I didn't know if it felt like - and uh - it doesn't feel good, I'll tell ya that!<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Really? I've seen the one you've mentioned and uh - it seems like a lot to subject anyone to.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: It's a little rough - it's a little rough around the edges but, ya know -<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm sure that's - <br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Maybe you should do it again and videotape it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: I'm sure that's why they sell it. It's a little rough.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Oh it's a little rough for sure.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Just to prove it's only a little rough...<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Yeah; shove it up your ass to see how much you like it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We were thinking of a demonstration if we could find a willing participant, well ya know, we're - we're looking.<br />
[...]<br />
<br />
<br />
'''14:23 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=863]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: There’s been lots and lots of people who could’ve made a buck off Chris, but they didn’t. Why?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, because they weren’t smart enough.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Do you really believe that?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Actually that’s a valid statement right there, especially considering the [past life with Praetor?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We recognize the value of partnering with CWC. We recognize the value of her talent and what she brings to the board. Now I understand the controversy we’ve raised, but frankly, we don’t intend on really moving that much, we’re very pleased with where we are, alright? If you have any grievances we’re happy to hear them, and we love feedback, ya know? Regardless of how much it hurts us. But we-<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: Just interact with the retards that buy shit. I think it's that simple. It's what I said earlier, if you want to be a businessman, interact with the people, keep the optics up, and that's pretty much it!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: That's what - that's our intentions.<br />
<br />
[long pause]<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: So anything further?<br />
<br />
<font color="#6d0302">'''WCT'''</font>: Does anyone else have anything else to discuss with Caden’<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: No, I don't want to get pissed on and told it's raining.<br />
[...]<br />
<br />
<br />
'''15:52 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=952]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Chris why… why do you trust these people<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Because they have proven themselves in person with their kindness-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Because they bought you things<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: No, that’s only part of…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: That’s the reason though isn’t it<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Not initially! Not initially!<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: laughs in disbelief<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: They proved it to us without buying anything… initially… that is the truth. Eventually yes, that did come to be – but – they have proven themselves very much without-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: So you’re going to choose them over us, is that how it’s going to go?<br />
[...]<br />
<br />
<br />
'''17:07 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=1027]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: […] Let me just say, our goal is not to take anything. Our goal is not just to be screwing with Christine. Our goal here is just to make cash with her, as a partnership - right?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Then why don’t you pay her more?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We do!<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth?'''</font>: That income split is kind of fucked.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: THEY PAID ME 400 BUCKS las- abou- about a few weeks ago! They paid me 400 bucks…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Out of the ''$6,000'' they made<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Let me just say-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: It didn't.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Let me just say- Let me just say here, that our relationship with Christine, the ''friendships'' and the business side that we have with her, is not intended for- we're not going to move on it. We don't want to - we don't want y'all to think we're trying to take anything from y'all. Right? We don't want to screw around with sides. Because this shouldn't have to be a war.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: You're right.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Now I understand that there's a lot of animosity here, there's a lot of general discomfort, right?-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Where were we? Before, I uuh... what happened? I was pretty sure I said ”stop fucking lying”.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Oh well, they're saying that they don't want to take Christine away from us, that the- they're not trying to [unintelligible]<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: ...*laughs* Christine...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'm not being taken away from anybody, okay!?<br />
[...]<br />
<br />
<br />
'''29:42 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=1782]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I understand that. Personally, I'd kill for a sheet cake. One of those ''[Scream in the background]'' nice vanilla based ones? I just love that. It kills. ''[Scream continues]''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Is Chris like...?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: I don’t know<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: There was like some shouting or some fucking shit…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: “Maybe Chris ate something spicy and there’s issues to be had; the bathroom’s become a war-room”.<br />
[...]<br />
<br />
<br />
'''34:00 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=2040]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: You're a total fucking faggot, Caden.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Now I'm just ruined.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: And you will be. And I garuntee by the end of the night, I’m going to be speaking to your mother and telling how terrible her son is.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: honestly, if you end up getting me a paddling from mommy, I’m going to be so upset.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: [laughs] and I hope you should be!<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Honestly I started out trying to be really nice, but you just like started getting like more suspicious and creepy and mean, and I just-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font> Why do we have to have all this sarcasm and negativity talking shit?<br />
<br />
==Analysis==<br />
<br />
In Virginia, you can legally own a taser without a permit, unless you were convicted of a felony (not to be confused with a [[law|misdemeanor]]).<ref>[https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter5/section18.2-308.2/ Code of Virginia § 18.2-308.2]</ref><ref>[https://www.nbc12.com/story/11562047/stun-gun-protection/ NBC News]</ref> This can come as a bit of a shock to readers from some countries like Germany and the United Kingdom, where even the police {{w|Electroshock_weapon#Legality|must have a good reason}} to use one.<br />
==References==<br />
<references/><br />
<br />
[[Category:Leaked videos]]</div>Portal2CwChttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Taser_Discussion&diff=262509Taser Discussion2021-07-03T22:59:22Z<p>Portal2CwC: /* Transcript */</p>
<hr />
<div>{{incomplete}}<br />
{{SonichuPossession}}<br />
<br />
{{quote|this body is part electricity literally, so I could take it|Chris on the possibility of tasing himself.}}<br />
<br />
'''Taser Discussion''' is an audio file involving Chris, the [[Watchmen]], and [[Praetor]], leaked by a Watchman on 8 February 2021,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-5-2021-chris-wants-to-play-with-taser-to-activate-the-merge.84502/page-8#post-8301396 Archive (https://archive.fo/YVFf8)</ref> in which Chris discusses wanting to use a {{w|taser}}, a desire he had expressed previously in a leaked text message; he believes tasing his [[magic stones]] would assist with activating the [[Dimensional Merge]].<ref>[[February 2021 Watchmen leaks]]</ref><br />
<br />
In the audio clip, a Watchman member jokingly floats the idea of Chris tasing himself, and Chris then supports the idea and volunteers himself for it.<br />
<br />
The full audio was released on 30 [[June 2021]], lending new context to the nature of the discussion.<br />
<br />
==Original Clip==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = Taser discussion<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|RzNL7cu_Ohs}}<br />
| stardate = 8 [[February 2021]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = <br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Description===<br />
From a Kiwi Farms forum post by a [[Watchmen]] member:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|[[Caden]] and cwc as Sonichu prime discuss the tazer and who will be tazed.}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I- I-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: No, I don't think they were. Like, at all.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I don't think they were either.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: I don't think anything at all was ever solved. In the slightest. [''laughs'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Not even a little bit.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Even-<br />
<br />
<font color="#B45F04">'''Watchman 2'''</font>: When are you gonna do the- uh, testing video you promised?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: The testing video?<br />
<br />
<font color="#B45F04">'''Watchman 2'''</font>: Yeah!<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Can you put, "Can CWC- uh, like, tase himself on video for [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]]"?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, we're gonna-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'll do it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: WAT.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'd volunteer.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: What? [''laughs'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'd tase myself.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: [''laughs some more'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: In serious and in joke, I would.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Look, are you sure-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Oh no...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: There- they- like, we had a whole discussion about ''why'' it's a bad idea.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: '''Oh no'''...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Are you- we'll talk about this later, okay?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: OH NO!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I really gotta go before we make any rash decisions that involve CWC being zapped.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Obviously. But I mean, this body is part electricity literally, So I could take it.<br />
<br />
==Uncut Version==<br />
[[File:Full Praetor chat context.png|thumb|200px|A Watchman explains the context of the full chat, and why it was clipped.]]<br />
<br />
On 30 June 2021, Watchmen member TheWCT released the uncut audio call (lasting about 48 minutes) onto YouTube, seemingly out of a desire to lend full context to the minute-long clip that was originally released on Kiwi Farms. In it, multiple Watchmen and Caden, a member of Praetor, talk to one another regarding the taser.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-8-2021-full-chat-between-cwc-watchmen-and-praetor-on-the-taser.93863/#post-9340978 Archive (https://archive.is/IpODB)</ref><br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = CWC and Friends talking to Praetor (February 8, 2021)<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|3YCHjBp9Nys}}<br />
| stardate = 8 [[February 2021]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = <br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Description===<br />
{{quotebox|The never before seen original and uncut infamous taser call.}}<br />
<br />
The pinned comment, written by TheWCT, reads:<br />
{{quotebox|Who was in the wrong? <br />
<br />
you decide.}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
{{transcript}}<br />
<br />
''Text fades in and out onscreen:''<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|On February 8, 2021.<br />
Chris and the Watchmen would get into a Voice Chat with Praetor's leader Caden.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|After the call concluded, the Watchmen's leader Naught uploaded a minute long audio clip to Kiwi Farms without full context that aimed to demonize and discredit Caden and Praetor as a whole.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|For 4 months, this call remained private and kept away in local storage...}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|until now.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Originally recorded on February 8, 2021}}<br />
<br />
''Audio begins.''<br />
<br />
'''0:24 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=24]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Literally and truly, putting a taser to the crystal was my own idea, and I got it through meditation and seeing into the future.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Well where's the ground in that circuit? Just thinking of it from an electrical perspective.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: The taser itself is a closed circuit. It's all contained within a little box. It's a handheld zapper, we don't use anything that's firing any projectiles. That's just not only a-<br />
<br />
That's because you keep erroneously calling it a taser when it's in fact a stun-gun. <br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I don't want to bust chops over symantics here, when I bought it it said "taser" on e-bay.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Didn't you show a different one?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: No no, we're using the exact same ones<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: No you said in the past a different one.<br />
<br />
'''1:24 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=84]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: No no, it's the same one. So we bulked ordered them, for the original purpose of sale. There's 10 of them right now. Uh, depending on how sales initially went, we were considering another order of 10-20. But, ya know, it's all based on what happens in this coming month. Whatever the case, this specific idea... what I don't understand is - while I do get while you're concerned about the safety of CWC, especially when it comes to the usage of a little zapper like that - at the bottom line that is that - not only <br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: ''[interrupting]'' Don't downplay it. Don't downplay it. A little zapper? No - it's a fucking self-defense instrument. It's not an instrument of mild irritation.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: If you don't wanna downplay it-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Chris has had heart troubles in the past.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, I won't - I won't downplay it, these things are brutal. But, if you're using them correctly, you have no chance of getting zapped whatsoever. And frankly, we recognize Chri-<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: And this is [a very much off-label] use.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well hold on. We recognize Christine as an adult who can make her own decisions and the fact that she requested one of these tasers… we thought that we’d let it happen. And will continue to let what she requests happen, happen. Unless it's something that's an absolutely out of proportion judgement - but we've never ever seen anything like that in our personal experience with her. We've full faith in the choices that she's making - and if she feels that this taser will bring about this-the dimensional merge than we're more than happy to experiment.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Or at the very least, a portal for me to finally get this body to CWCville.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: I really don't think that's gonna work like that.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Well you don't know.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: You can get sonar by running electricity through just a regular non-soulfully powered quartz that you would get a lot more through a heavily programmed overpowered one!<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: That's because it's a distinct electrical instrument, using electrical purity quartz with a tolerance of something like 35bpm and that's for sonar which now presumably took out of scope or frequency.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Besides the regular electricity from any regular device wouldn't really count, I mean, wouldn't the electricity coming from your body naturally be the kind that you would need to power such a thing?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: That is one thing, yes. It’s not tangible from… it's not so tangible, I mean… I wish I could do a thundershock from this body where you could see sparks coming from these hands or these cheeks. But that's not happening right now, at least at this moment-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Maybe your training's just not complete.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: The best I can do to show some power is between the visions and foresight and the limited tele- the limited telekinesis and telepathy.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: IMO you don't need that thing. <br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: You really don't.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: D'you really need to prove-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Unless you're defending yourself from a predator, I don't think so,<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''?'''</font>: A gun is more effective in self defense, but that's obviously not what we're talking about here.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: *laughs* No.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Oh trust me, I know!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Alright but anyway, the results were very good and Caden here will vouch for that - especially on the before on feeling[/filling?] the gate crystal and then AFTER sensing the gate crystal and the boosted energy that came out of it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: You got extensive experience tasing yourself Caden?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well ya know I've zapped myself a couple of times, I wouldn't sell something if I didn't know if it felt like - and uh - it doesn't feel good, I'll tell ya that!<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Really? I've seen the one you've mentioned and uh - it seems like a lot to subject anyone to.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: It's a little rough - it's a little rough around the edges but, ya know -<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm sure that's - <br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Maybe you should do it again and videotape it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: I'm sure that's why they sell it. It's a little rough.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Oh it's a little rough for sure.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Just to prove it's only a little rough...<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Yeah; shove it up your ass to see how much you like it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We were thinking of a demonstration if we could find a willing participant, well ya know, we're - we're looking.<br />
[...]<br />
<br />
<br />
'''14:23 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=863]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: There’s been lots and lots of people who could’ve made a buck off Chris, but they didn’t. Why?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, because they weren’t smart enough.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Do you really believe that?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Actually that’s a valid statement right there, especially considering the [past life with Praetor?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We recognize the value of partnering with CWC. We recognize the value of her talent and what she brings to the board. Now I understand the controversy we’ve raised, but frankly, we don’t intend on really moving that much, we’re very pleased with where we are, alright? If you have any grievances we’re happy to hear them, and we love feedback, ya know? Regardless of how much it hurts us. But we-<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: Just interact with the retards that buy shit. I think it's that simple. It's what I said earlier, if you want to be a businessman, interact with the people, keep the optics up, and that's pretty much it!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: That's what - that's our intentions.<br />
<br />
[long pause]<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: So anything further?<br />
<br />
<font color="#6d0302">'''WCT'''</font>: Does anyone else have anything else to discuss with Caden’<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: No, I don't want to get pissed on and told it's raining.<br />
[...]<br />
<br />
<br />
'''15:52 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=952]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Chris why… why do you trust these people<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Because they have proven themselves in person with their kindness-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Because they bought you things<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: No, that’s only part of…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: That’s the reason though isn’t it<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Not initially! Not initially!<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: laughs in disbelief<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: They proved it to us without buying anything… initially… that is the truth. Eventually yes, that did come to be – but – they have proven themselves very much without-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: So you’re going to choose them over us, is that how it’s going to go?<br />
[...]<br />
<br />
<br />
'''17:07 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=1027]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: […] Let me just say, our goal is not to take anything. Our goal is not just to be screwing with Christine. Our goal here is just to make cash with her, as a partnership - right?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Then why don’t you pay her more?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We do!<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth?'''</font>: That income split is kind of fucked.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: THEY PAID ME 400 BUCKS las- abou- about a few weeks ago! They paid me 400 bucks…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Out of the ''$6,000'' they made<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Let me just say-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: It didn't.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Let me just say- Let me just say here, that our relationship with Christine, the ''friendships'' and the business side that we have with her, is not intended for- we're not going to move on it. We don't want to - we don't want y'all to think we're trying to take anything from y'all. Right? We don't want to screw around with sides. Because this shouldn't have to be a war.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: You're right.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Now I understand that there's a lot of animosity here, there's a lot of general discomfort, right?-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Where were we? Before, I uuh... what happened? I was pretty sure I said ”stop fucking lying”.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Oh well, they're saying that they don't want to take Christine away from us, that the- they're not trying to [unintelligible]<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: ...*laughs* Christine...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'm not being taken away from anybody, okay!?<br />
[...]<br />
<br />
<br />
'''29:42 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=1782]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I understand that. Personally, I'd kill for a sheet cake. One of those ''[Scream in the background]'' nice vanilla based ones? I just love that. It kills. ''[Scream continues]''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Is Chris like...?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: I don’t know<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: There was like some shouting or some fucking shit…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: “Maybe Chris ate something spicy and there’s issues to be had; the bathroom’s become a war-room”.<br />
[...]<br />
<br />
<br />
'''34:00 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=2040]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: You're a total fucking faggot, Caden.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Now I'm just ruined.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: And you will be. And I garuntee by the end of the night, I’m going to be speaking to your mother and telling how terrible her son is.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: honestly, if you end up getting me a paddling from mommy, I’m going to be so upset.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: [laughs] and I hope you should be!<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Honestly I started out trying to be really nice, but you just like started getting like more suspicious and creepy and mean, and I just-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font> Why do we have to have all this sarcasm and negativity talking shit?<br />
<br />
==Analysis==<br />
<br />
In Virginia, you can legally own a taser without a permit, unless you were convicted of a felony (not to be confused with a [[law|misdemeanor]]).<ref>[https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter5/section18.2-308.2/ Code of Virginia § 18.2-308.2]</ref><ref>[https://www.nbc12.com/story/11562047/stun-gun-protection/ NBC News]</ref> This can come as a bit of a shock to readers from some countries like Germany and the United Kingdom, where even the police {{w|Electroshock_weapon#Legality|must have a good reason}} to use one.<br />
==References==<br />
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[[Category:Leaked videos]]</div>Portal2CwChttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Taser_Discussion&diff=262508Taser Discussion2021-07-03T22:57:41Z<p>Portal2CwC: /* Transcript */</p>
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{{SonichuPossession}}<br />
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{{quote|this body is part electricity literally, so I could take it|Chris on the possibility of tasing himself.}}<br />
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'''Taser Discussion''' is an audio file involving Chris, the [[Watchmen]], and [[Praetor]], leaked by a Watchman on 8 February 2021,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-5-2021-chris-wants-to-play-with-taser-to-activate-the-merge.84502/page-8#post-8301396 Archive (https://archive.fo/YVFf8)</ref> in which Chris discusses wanting to use a {{w|taser}}, a desire he had expressed previously in a leaked text message; he believes tasing his [[magic stones]] would assist with activating the [[Dimensional Merge]].<ref>[[February 2021 Watchmen leaks]]</ref><br />
<br />
In the audio clip, a Watchman member jokingly floats the idea of Chris tasing himself, and Chris then supports the idea and volunteers himself for it.<br />
<br />
The full audio was released on 30 [[June 2021]], lending new context to the nature of the discussion.<br />
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==Original Clip==<br />
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{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = Taser discussion<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|RzNL7cu_Ohs}}<br />
| stardate = 8 [[February 2021]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = <br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
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===Description===<br />
From a Kiwi Farms forum post by a [[Watchmen]] member:<br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|[[Caden]] and cwc as Sonichu prime discuss the tazer and who will be tazed.}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I- I-<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: No, I don't think they were. Like, at all.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I don't think they were either.<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: I don't think anything at all was ever solved. In the slightest. [''laughs'']<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Not even a little bit.<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Even-<br />
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<font color="#B45F04">'''Watchman 2'''</font>: When are you gonna do the- uh, testing video you promised?<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: The testing video?<br />
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<font color="#B45F04">'''Watchman 2'''</font>: Yeah!<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Can you put, "Can CWC- uh, like, tase himself on video for [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]]"?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, we're gonna-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'll do it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: WAT.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'd volunteer.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: What? [''laughs'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'd tase myself.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: [''laughs some more'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: In serious and in joke, I would.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Look, are you sure-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Oh no...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: There- they- like, we had a whole discussion about ''why'' it's a bad idea.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: '''Oh no'''...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Are you- we'll talk about this later, okay?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: OH NO!<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I really gotta go before we make any rash decisions that involve CWC being zapped.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Obviously. But I mean, this body is part electricity literally, So I could take it.<br />
<br />
==Uncut Version==<br />
[[File:Full Praetor chat context.png|thumb|200px|A Watchman explains the context of the full chat, and why it was clipped.]]<br />
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On 30 June 2021, Watchmen member TheWCT released the uncut audio call (lasting about 48 minutes) onto YouTube, seemingly out of a desire to lend full context to the minute-long clip that was originally released on Kiwi Farms. In it, multiple Watchmen and Caden, a member of Praetor, talk to one another regarding the taser.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-8-2021-full-chat-between-cwc-watchmen-and-praetor-on-the-taser.93863/#post-9340978 Archive (https://archive.is/IpODB)</ref><br />
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{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = CWC and Friends talking to Praetor (February 8, 2021)<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|3YCHjBp9Nys}}<br />
| stardate = 8 [[February 2021]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = <br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
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===Description===<br />
{{quotebox|The never before seen original and uncut infamous taser call.}}<br />
<br />
The pinned comment, written by TheWCT, reads:<br />
{{quotebox|Who was in the wrong? <br />
<br />
you decide.}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
{{transcript}}<br />
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''Text fades in and out onscreen:''<br />
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{{quotebox|On February 8, 2021.<br />
Chris and the Watchmen would get into a Voice Chat with Praetor's leader Caden.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|After the call concluded, the Watchmen's leader Naught uploaded a minute long audio clip to Kiwi Farms without full context that aimed to demonize and discredit Caden and Praetor as a whole.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|For 4 months, this call remained private and kept away in local storage...}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|until now.}}<br />
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{{quotebox|Originally recorded on February 8, 2021}}<br />
<br />
''Audio begins.''<br />
<br />
<br />
'''0:24 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=24]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Literally and truly, putting a taser to the crystal was my own idea, and I got it through meditation and seeing into the future.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Well where's the ground in that circuit? Just thinking of it from an electrical perspective.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: The taser itself is a closed circuit. It's all contained within a little box. It's a handheld zapper, we don't use anything that's firing any projectiles. That's just not only a-<br />
<br />
That's because you keep erroneously calling it a taser when it's in fact a stun-gun. <br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I don't want to bust chops over symantics here, when I bought it it said "taser" on e-bay.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Didn't you show a different one?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: No no, we're using the exact same ones<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: No you said in the past a different one.<br />
<br />
'''1:24 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=84]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: No no, it's the same one. So we bulked ordered them, for the original purpose of sale. There's 10 of them right now. Uh, depending on how sales initially went, we were considering another order of 10-20. But, ya know, it's all based on what happens in this coming month. Whatever the case, this specific idea... what I don't understand is - while I do get while you're concerned about the safety of CWC, especially when it comes to the usage of a little zapper like that - at the bottom line that is that - not only <br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: ''[interrupting]'' Don't downplay it. Don't downplay it. A little zapper? No - it's a fucking self-defense instrument. It's not an instrument of mild irritation.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: If you don't wanna downplay it-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Chris has had heart troubles in the past.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, I won't - I won't downplay it, these things are brutal. But, if you're using them correctly, you have no chance of getting zapped whatsoever. And frankly, we recognize Chri-<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: And this is [a very much off-label] use.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well hold on. We recognize Christine as an adult who can make her own decisions and the fact that she requested one of these tasers… we thought that we’d let it happen. And will continue to let what she requests happen, happen. Unless it's something that's an absolutely out of proportion judgement - but we've never ever seen anything like that in our personal experience with her. We've full faith in the choices that she's making - and if she feels that this taser will bring about this-the dimensional merge than we're more than happy to experiment.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Or at the very least, a portal for me to finally get this body to CWCville.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: I really don't think that's gonna work like that.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Well you don't know.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: You can get sonar by running electricity through just a regular non-soulfully powered quartz that you would get a lot more through a heavily programmed overpowered one!<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: That's because it's a distinct electrical instrument, using electrical purity quartz with a tolerance of something like 35bpm and that's for sonar which now presumably took out of scope or frequency.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Besides the regular electricity from any regular device wouldn't really count, I mean, wouldn't the electricity coming from your body naturally be the kind that you would need to power such a thing?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: That is one thing, yes. It’s not tangible from… it's not so tangible, I mean… I wish I could do a thundershock from this body where you could see sparks coming from these hands or these cheeks. But that's not happening right now, at least at this moment-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Maybe your training's just not complete.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: The best I can do to show some power is between the visions and foresight and the limited tele- the limited telekinesis and telepathy.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: IMO you don't need that thing. <br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: You really don't.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: D'you really need to prove-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Unless you're defending yourself from a predator, I don't think so,<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''?'''</font>: A gun is more effective in self defense, but that's obviously not what we're talking about here.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: *laughs* No.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Oh trust me, I know!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Alright but anyway, the results were very good and Caden here will vouch for that - especially on the before on feeling[/filling?] the gate crystal and then AFTER sensing the gate crystal and the boosted energy that came out of it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: You got extensive experience tasing yourself Caden?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well ya know I've zapped myself a couple of times, I wouldn't sell something if I didn't know if it felt like - and uh - it doesn't feel good, I'll tell ya that!<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Really? I've seen the one you've mentioned and uh - it seems like a lot to subject anyone to.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: It's a little rough - it's a little rough around the edges but, ya know -<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm sure that's - <br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Maybe you should do it again and videotape it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: I'm sure that's why they sell it. It's a little rough.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Oh it's a little rough for sure.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Just to prove it's only a little rough...<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Yeah; shove it up your ass to see how much you like it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We were thinking of a demonstration if we could find a willing participant, well ya know, we're - we're looking.<br />
<br />
<br />
'''14:23 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=863]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: There’s been lots and lots of people who could’ve made a buck off Chris, but they didn’t. Why?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, because they weren’t smart enough.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Do you really believe that?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Actually that’s a valid statement right there, especially considering the [past life with Praetor?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We recognize the value of partnering with CWC. We recognize the value of her talent and what she brings to the board. Now I understand the controversy we’ve raised, but frankly, we don’t intend on really moving that much, we’re very pleased with where we are, alright? If you have any grievances we’re happy to hear them, and we love feedback, ya know? Regardless of how much it hurts us. But we-<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: Just interact with the retards that buy shit. I think it's that simple. It's what I said earlier, if you want to be a businessman, interact with the people, keep the optics up, and that's pretty much it!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: That's what - that's our intentions.<br />
<br />
[long pause]<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: So anything further?<br />
<br />
<font color="#6d0302">'''WCT'''</font>: Does anyone else have anything else to discuss with Caden’<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: No, I don't want to get pissed on and told it's raining.<br />
<br />
<br />
'''15:52 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=952]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Chris why… why do you trust these people<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Because they have proven themselves in person with their kindness-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Because they bought you things<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: No, that’s only part of…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: That’s the reason though isn’t it<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Not initially! Not initially!<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: laughs in disbelief<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: They proved it to us without buying anything… initially… that is the truth. Eventually yes, that did come to be – but – they have proven themselves very much without-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: So you’re going to choose them over us, is that how it’s going to go?<br />
<br />
<br />
'''17:07 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=1027]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: […] Let me just say, our goal is not to take anything. Our goal is not just to be screwing with Christine. Our goal here is just to make cash with her, as a partnership - right?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Then why don’t you pay her more?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We do!<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth?'''</font>: That income split is kind of fucked.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: THEY PAID ME 400 BUCKS las- abou- about a few weeks ago! They paid me 400 bucks…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Out of the ''$6,000'' they made<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Let me just say-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: It didn't.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Let me just say- Let me just say here, that our relationship with Christine, the ''friendships'' and the business side that we have with her, is not intended for- we're not going to move on it. We don't want to - we don't want y'all to think we're trying to take anything from y'all. Right? We don't want to screw around with sides. Because this shouldn't have to be a war.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: You're right.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Now I understand that there's a lot of animosity here, there's a lot of general discomfort, right?-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Where were we? Before, I uuh... what happened? I was pretty sure I said ”stop fucking lying”.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Oh well, they're saying that they don't want to take Christine away from us, that the- they're not trying to [unintelligible]<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: ...*laughs* Christine...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'm not being taken away from anybody, okay!?<br />
<br />
<br />
'''29:42 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=1782]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I understand that. Personally, I'd kill for a sheet cake. One of those ''[Scream in the background]'' nice vanilla based ones? I just love that. It kills. ''[Scream continues]''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Is Chris like...?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: I don’t know<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: There was like some shouting or some fucking shit…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: “Maybe Chris ate something spicy and there’s issues to be had; the bathroom’s become a war-room”.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''34:00 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=2040]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: You're a total fucking faggot, Caden.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Now I'm just ruined.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: And you will be. And I garuntee by the end of the night, I’m going to be speaking to your mother and telling how terrible her son is.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: honestly, if you end up getting me a paddling from mommy, I’m going to be so upset.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: [laughs] and I hope you should be!<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Honestly I started out trying to be really nice, but you just like started getting like more suspicious and creepy and mean, and I just-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font> Why do we have to have all this sarcasm and negativity talking shit?<br />
<br />
==Analysis==<br />
<br />
In Virginia, you can legally own a taser without a permit, unless you were convicted of a felony (not to be confused with a [[law|misdemeanor]]).<ref>[https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter5/section18.2-308.2/ Code of Virginia § 18.2-308.2]</ref><ref>[https://www.nbc12.com/story/11562047/stun-gun-protection/ NBC News]</ref> This can come as a bit of a shock to readers from some countries like Germany and the United Kingdom, where even the police {{w|Electroshock_weapon#Legality|must have a good reason}} to use one.<br />
==References==<br />
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[[Category:Leaked videos]]</div>Portal2CwChttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Taser_Discussion&diff=262507Taser Discussion2021-07-03T22:50:55Z<p>Portal2CwC: /* Transcript */</p>
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{{SonichuPossession}}<br />
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{{quote|this body is part electricity literally, so I could take it|Chris on the possibility of tasing himself.}}<br />
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'''Taser Discussion''' is an audio file involving Chris, the [[Watchmen]], and [[Praetor]], leaked by a Watchman on 8 February 2021,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-5-2021-chris-wants-to-play-with-taser-to-activate-the-merge.84502/page-8#post-8301396 Archive (https://archive.fo/YVFf8)</ref> in which Chris discusses wanting to use a {{w|taser}}, a desire he had expressed previously in a leaked text message; he believes tasing his [[magic stones]] would assist with activating the [[Dimensional Merge]].<ref>[[February 2021 Watchmen leaks]]</ref><br />
<br />
In the audio clip, a Watchman member jokingly floats the idea of Chris tasing himself, and Chris then supports the idea and volunteers himself for it.<br />
<br />
The full audio was released on 30 [[June 2021]], lending new context to the nature of the discussion.<br />
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==Original Clip==<br />
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{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = Taser discussion<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|RzNL7cu_Ohs}}<br />
| stardate = 8 [[February 2021]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = <br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
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===Description===<br />
From a Kiwi Farms forum post by a [[Watchmen]] member:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|[[Caden]] and cwc as Sonichu prime discuss the tazer and who will be tazed.}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I- I-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: No, I don't think they were. Like, at all.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I don't think they were either.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: I don't think anything at all was ever solved. In the slightest. [''laughs'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Not even a little bit.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Even-<br />
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<font color="#B45F04">'''Watchman 2'''</font>: When are you gonna do the- uh, testing video you promised?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: The testing video?<br />
<br />
<font color="#B45F04">'''Watchman 2'''</font>: Yeah!<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Can you put, "Can CWC- uh, like, tase himself on video for [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]]"?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, we're gonna-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'll do it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: WAT.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'd volunteer.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: What? [''laughs'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'd tase myself.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: [''laughs some more'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: In serious and in joke, I would.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Look, are you sure-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Oh no...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: There- they- like, we had a whole discussion about ''why'' it's a bad idea.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: '''Oh no'''...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Are you- we'll talk about this later, okay?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: OH NO!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I really gotta go before we make any rash decisions that involve CWC being zapped.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Obviously. But I mean, this body is part electricity literally, So I could take it.<br />
<br />
==Uncut Version==<br />
[[File:Full Praetor chat context.png|thumb|200px|A Watchman explains the context of the full chat, and why it was clipped.]]<br />
<br />
On 30 June 2021, Watchmen member TheWCT released the uncut audio call (lasting about 48 minutes) onto YouTube, seemingly out of a desire to lend full context to the minute-long clip that was originally released on Kiwi Farms. In it, multiple Watchmen and Caden, a member of Praetor, talk to one another regarding the taser.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-8-2021-full-chat-between-cwc-watchmen-and-praetor-on-the-taser.93863/#post-9340978 Archive (https://archive.is/IpODB)</ref><br />
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{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = CWC and Friends talking to Praetor (February 8, 2021)<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|3YCHjBp9Nys}}<br />
| stardate = 8 [[February 2021]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = <br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
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===Description===<br />
{{quotebox|The never before seen original and uncut infamous taser call.}}<br />
<br />
The pinned comment, written by TheWCT, reads:<br />
{{quotebox|Who was in the wrong? <br />
<br />
you decide.}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
{{transcript}}<br />
<br />
''Text fades in and out onscreen:''<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|On February 8, 2021.<br />
Chris and the Watchmen would get into a Voice Chat with Praetor's leader Caden.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|After the call concluded, the Watchmen's leader Naught uploaded a minute long audio clip to Kiwi Farms without full context that aimed to demonize and discredit Caden and Praetor as a whole.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|For 4 months, this call remained private and kept away in local storage...}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|until now.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Originally recorded on February 8, 2021}}<br />
<br />
''Audio begins.''<br />
<br />
<br />
'''1:24 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=84]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: No no, it's the same one. So we bulked ordered them, for the original purpose of sale. There's 10 of them right now. Uh, depending on how sales initially went, we were considering another order of 10-20. But, ya know, it's all based on what happens in this coming month. Whatever the case, this specific idea... what I don't understand is - while I do get while you're concerned about the safety of CWC, especially when it comes to the usage of a little zapper like that - at the bottom line that is that - not only <br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: ''[interrupting]'' Don't downplay it. Don't downplay it. A little zapper? No - it's a fucking self-defense instrument. It's not an instrument of mild irritation.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: If you don't wanna downplay it-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Chris has had heart troubles in the past.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, I won't - I won't downplay it, these things are brutal. But, if you're using them correctly, you have no chance of getting zapped whatsoever. And frankly, we recognize Chri-<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: And this is [a very much off-label] use.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well hold on. We recognize Christine as an adult who can make her own decisions and the fact that she requested one of these tasers… we thought that we’d let it happen. And will continue to let what she requests happen, happen. Unless it's something that's an absolutely out of proportion judgement - but we've never ever seen anything like that in our personal experience with her. We've full faith in the choices that she's making - and if she feels that this taser will bring about this-the dimensional merge than we're more than happy to experiment.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Or at the very least, a portal for me to finally get this body to CWCville.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: I really don't think that's gonna work like that.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Well you don't know.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: You can get sonar by running electricity through just a regular non-soulfully powered quartz that you would get a lot more through a heavily programmed overpowered one!<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: That's because it's a distinct electrical instrument, using electrical purity quartz with a tolerance of something like 35bpm and that's for sonar which now presumably took out of scope or frequency.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Besides the regular electricity from any regular device wouldn't really count, I mean, wouldn't the electricity coming from your body naturally be the kind that you would need to power such a thing?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: That is one thing, yes. It’s not tangible from… it's not so tangible, I mean… I wish I could do a thundershock from this body where you could see sparks coming from these hands or these cheeks. But that's not happening right now, at least at this moment-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Maybe your training's just not complete.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: The best I can do to show some power is between the visions and foresight and the limited tele- the limited telekinesis and telepathy.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: IMO you don't need that thing. <br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: You really don't.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: D'you really need to prove-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Unless you're defending yourself from a predator, I don't think so,<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''?'''</font>: A gun is more effective in self defense, but that's obviously not what we're talking about here.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: *laughs* No.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Oh trust me, I know!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Alright but anyway, the results were very good and Caden here will vouch for that - especially on the before on feeling[/filling?] the gate crystal and then AFTER sensing the gate crystal and the boosted energy that came out of it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: You got extensive experience tasing yourself Caden?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well ya know I've zapped myself a couple of times, I wouldn't sell something if I didn't know if it felt like - and uh - it doesn't feel good, I'll tell ya that!<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Really? I've seen the one you've mentioned and uh - it seems like a lot to subject anyone to.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: It's a little rough - it's a little rough around the edges but, ya know -<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm sure that's - <br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Maybe you should do it again and videotape it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: I'm sure that's why they sell it. It's a little rough.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Oh it's a little rough for sure.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Just to prove it's only a little rough...<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Yeah; shove it up your ass to see how much you like it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We were thinking of a demonstration if we could find a willing participant, well ya know, we're - we're looking.<br />
<br />
<br />
'''14:23 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=863]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: There’s been lots and lots of people who could’ve made a buck off Chris, but they didn’t. Why?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, because they weren’t smart enough.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Do you really believe that?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Actually that’s a valid statement right there, especially considering the [past life with Praetor?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We recognize the value of partnering with CWC. We recognize the value of her talent and what she brings to the board. Now I understand the controversy we’ve raised, but frankly, we don’t intend on really moving that much, we’re very pleased with where we are, alright? If you have any grievances we’re happy to hear them, and we love feedback, ya know? Regardless of how much it hurts us. But we-<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: Just interact with the retards that buy shit. I think it's that simple. It's what I said earlier, if you want to be a businessman, interact with the people, keep the optics up, and that's pretty much it!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: That's what - that's our intentions.<br />
<br />
[long pause]<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: So anything further?<br />
<br />
<font color="#6d0302">'''WCT'''</font>: Does anyone else have anything else to discuss with Caden’<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: No, I don't want to get pissed on and told it's raining.<br />
<br />
<br />
'''15:52 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=952]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Chris why… why do you trust these people<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Because they have proven themselves in person with their kindness-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Because they bought you things<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: No, that’s only part of…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: That’s the reason though isn’t it<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Not initially! Not initially!<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: laughs in disbelief<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: They proved it to us without buying anything… initially… that is the truth. Eventually yes, that did come to be – but – they have proven themselves very much without-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: So you’re going to choose them over us, is that how it’s going to go?<br />
<br />
<br />
'''17:07 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=1027]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: […] Let me just say, our goal is not to take anything. Our goal is not just to be screwing with Christine. Our goal here is just to make cash with her, as a partnership - right?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Then why don’t you pay her more?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We do!<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth?'''</font>: That income split is kind of fucked.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: THEY PAID ME 400 BUCKS las- abou- about a few weeks ago! They paid me 400 bucks…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Out of the ''$6,000'' they made<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Let me just say-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: It didn't.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Let me just say- Let me just say here, that our relationship with Christine, the ''friendships'' and the business side that we have with her, is not intended for- we're not going to move on it. We don't want to - we don't want y'all to think we're trying to take anything from y'all. Right? We don't want to screw around with sides. Because this shouldn't have to be a war.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: You're right.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Now I understand that there's a lot of animosity here, there's a lot of general discomfort, right?-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Where were we? Before, I uuh... what happened? I was pretty sure I said ”stop fucking lying”.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Oh well, they're saying that they don't want to take Christine away from us, that the- they're not trying to [unintelligible]<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: ...*laughs* Christine...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'm not being taken away from anybody, okay!?<br />
<br />
<br />
'''29:42 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=1782]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I understand that. Personally, I'd kill for a sheet cake. One of those ''[Scream in the background]'' nice vanilla based ones? I just love that. It kills. ''[Scream continues]''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Is Chris like...?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: I don’t know<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: There was like some shouting or some fucking shit…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: “Maybe Chris ate something spicy and there’s issues to be had; the bathroom’s become a war-room”.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''34:00 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=2040]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: You're a total fucking faggot, Caden.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Now I'm just ruined.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: And you will be. And I garuntee by the end of the night, I’m going to be speaking to your mother and telling how terrible her son is.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: honestly, if you end up getting me a paddling from mommy, I’m going to be so upset.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: [laughs] and I hope you should be!<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Honestly I started out trying to be really nice, but you just like started getting like more suspicious and creepy and mean, and I just-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font> Why do we have to have all this sarcasm and negativity talking shit?<br />
<br />
==Analysis==<br />
<br />
In Virginia, you can legally own a taser without a permit, unless you were convicted of a felony (not to be confused with a [[law|misdemeanor]]).<ref>[https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter5/section18.2-308.2/ Code of Virginia § 18.2-308.2]</ref><ref>[https://www.nbc12.com/story/11562047/stun-gun-protection/ NBC News]</ref> This can come as a bit of a shock to readers from some countries like Germany and the United Kingdom, where even the police {{w|Electroshock_weapon#Legality|must have a good reason}} to use one.<br />
==References==<br />
<references/><br />
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[[Category:Leaked videos]]</div>Portal2CwChttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Taser_Discussion&diff=262506Taser Discussion2021-07-03T22:42:50Z<p>Portal2CwC: /* Transcript */</p>
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{{SonichuPossession}}<br />
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{{quote|this body is part electricity literally, so I could take it|Chris on the possibility of tasing himself.}}<br />
<br />
'''Taser Discussion''' is an audio file involving Chris, the [[Watchmen]], and [[Praetor]], leaked by a Watchman on 8 February 2021,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-5-2021-chris-wants-to-play-with-taser-to-activate-the-merge.84502/page-8#post-8301396 Archive (https://archive.fo/YVFf8)</ref> in which Chris discusses wanting to use a {{w|taser}}, a desire he had expressed previously in a leaked text message; he believes tasing his [[magic stones]] would assist with activating the [[Dimensional Merge]].<ref>[[February 2021 Watchmen leaks]]</ref><br />
<br />
In the audio clip, a Watchman member jokingly floats the idea of Chris tasing himself, and Chris then supports the idea and volunteers himself for it.<br />
<br />
The full audio was released on 30 [[June 2021]], lending new context to the nature of the discussion.<br />
<br />
==Original Clip==<br />
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{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = Taser discussion<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|RzNL7cu_Ohs}}<br />
| stardate = 8 [[February 2021]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = <br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
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===Description===<br />
From a Kiwi Farms forum post by a [[Watchmen]] member:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|[[Caden]] and cwc as Sonichu prime discuss the tazer and who will be tazed.}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I- I-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: No, I don't think they were. Like, at all.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I don't think they were either.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: I don't think anything at all was ever solved. In the slightest. [''laughs'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Not even a little bit.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Even-<br />
<br />
<font color="#B45F04">'''Watchman 2'''</font>: When are you gonna do the- uh, testing video you promised?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: The testing video?<br />
<br />
<font color="#B45F04">'''Watchman 2'''</font>: Yeah!<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Can you put, "Can CWC- uh, like, tase himself on video for [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]]"?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, we're gonna-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'll do it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: WAT.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'd volunteer.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: What? [''laughs'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'd tase myself.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: [''laughs some more'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: In serious and in joke, I would.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Look, are you sure-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Oh no...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: There- they- like, we had a whole discussion about ''why'' it's a bad idea.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: '''Oh no'''...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Are you- we'll talk about this later, okay?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: OH NO!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I really gotta go before we make any rash decisions that involve CWC being zapped.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Obviously. But I mean, this body is part electricity literally, So I could take it.<br />
<br />
==Uncut Version==<br />
[[File:Full Praetor chat context.png|thumb|200px|A Watchman explains the context of the full chat, and why it was clipped.]]<br />
<br />
On 30 June 2021, Watchmen member TheWCT released the uncut audio call (lasting about 48 minutes) onto YouTube, seemingly out of a desire to lend full context to the minute-long clip that was originally released on Kiwi Farms. In it, multiple Watchmen and Caden, a member of Praetor, talk to one another regarding the taser.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-8-2021-full-chat-between-cwc-watchmen-and-praetor-on-the-taser.93863/#post-9340978 Archive (https://archive.is/IpODB)</ref><br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = CWC and Friends talking to Praetor (February 8, 2021)<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|3YCHjBp9Nys}}<br />
| stardate = 8 [[February 2021]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = <br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Description===<br />
{{quotebox|The never before seen original and uncut infamous taser call.}}<br />
<br />
The pinned comment, written by TheWCT, reads:<br />
{{quotebox|Who was in the wrong? <br />
<br />
you decide.}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
{{transcript}}<br />
<br />
''Text fades in and out onscreen:''<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|On February 8, 2021.<br />
Chris and the Watchmen would get into a Voice Chat with Praetor's leader Caden.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|After the call concluded, the Watchmen's leader Naught uploaded a minute long audio clip to Kiwi Farms without full context that aimed to demonize and discredit Caden and Praetor as a whole.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|For 4 months, this call remained private and kept away in local storage...}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|until now.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Originally recorded on February 8, 2021}}<br />
<br />
''Audio begins.''<br />
<br />
<br />
'''2:15 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=135]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I won't downplay it, these things are brutal. But, if you're using them correctly, you have no chance of getting zapped whatsoever. And frankly, we recognize Chri-<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: And this is [a very much off-label] use.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well hold on. We recognize Christine as an adult who can make her own decisions and the fact that she requested one of these tasers… we thought that we’d let it happen. And will continue to let what she requests happen, happen. Unless it's something that's an absolutely out of proportion judgement - but we've never ever seen anything like that in our personal experience with her. We've full faith in the choices that she's making - and if she feels that this taser will bring about this-the dimensional merge than we're more than happy to experiment.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Or at the very least, a portal for me to finally get this body to CWCville.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: <br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: You can get sonar by running electricity through just a regular non-soulfully powered quartz that you would get a lot more through a heavily programmed overpowered one!<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: That's because it's a distinct electrical instrument, using electrical purity quartz with a tolerance of something like 35bpm and that's for sonar which now presumably took out of scope or frequency.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Besides the regular electricity from any regular device wouldn't really count, I mean, wouldn't the electricity coming from your body naturally be the kind that you would need to power such a thing?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: That is one thing, yes. It’s not tangible from… it's not so tangible, I mean… I wish I could do a thundershock from this body where you could see sparks coming from these hands or these cheeks. But that's not happening right now, at least at this moment-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Maybe your training's just not complete.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: The best I can do to show some power is between the visions and foresight and the limited tele- the limited telekinesis and telepathy.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: IMO you don't need that thing. <br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: You really don't.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: D'you really need to prove-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Unless you're defending yourself from a predator, I don't think so,<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''?'''</font>: A gun is more effective in self defense, but that's obviously not what we're talking about here.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: *laughs* No.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Oh trust me, I know!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Alright but anyway, the results were very good and Caden here will vouch for that - especially on the before on feeling[/filling?] the gate crystal and then AFTER sensing the gate crystal and the boosted energy that came out of it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: You got extensive experience tasing yourself Caden?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well ya know I've zapped myself a couple of times, I wouldn't sell something if I didn't know if it felt like - and uh - it doesn't feel good, I'll tell ya that!<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Really? I've seen the one you've mentioned and uh - it seems like a lot to subject anyone to.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: It's a little rough - it's a little rough around the edges but, ya know -<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm sure that's - <br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Maybe you should do it again and videotape it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: I'm sure that's why they sell it. It's a little rough.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Oh it's a little rough for sure.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Just to prove it's only a little rough...<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Yeah; shove it up your ass to see how much you like it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We were thinking of a demonstration if we could find a willing participant, well ya know, we're - we're looking.<br />
<br />
<br />
'''14:23 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=863]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: There’s been lots and lots of people who could’ve made a buck off Chris, but they didn’t. Why?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, because they weren’t smart enough.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Do you really believe that?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Actually that’s a valid statement right there, especially considering the [past life with Praetor?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We recognize the value of partnering with CWC. We recognize the value of her talent and what she brings to the board. Now I understand the controversy we’ve raised, but frankly, we don’t intend on really moving that much, we’re very pleased with where we are, alright? If you have any grievances we’re happy to hear them, and we love feedback, ya know? Regardless of how much it hurts us. But we-<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: Just interact with the retards that buy shit. I think it's that simple. It's what I said earlier, if you want to be a businessman, interact with the people, keep the optics up, and that's pretty much it!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: That's what - that's our intentions.<br />
<br />
[long pause]<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: So anything further?<br />
<br />
<font color="#6d0302">'''WCT'''</font>: Does anyone else have anything else to discuss with Caden’<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: No, I don't want to get pissed on and told it's raining.<br />
<br />
<br />
'''15:52 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=952]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Chris why… why do you trust these people<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Because they have proven themselves in person with their kindness-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Because they bought you things<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: No, that’s only part of…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: That’s the reason though isn’t it<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Not initially! Not initially!<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: laughs in disbelief<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: They proved it to us without buying anything… initially… that is the truth. Eventually yes, that did come to be – but – they have proven themselves very much without-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: So you’re going to choose them over us, is that how it’s going to go?<br />
<br />
<br />
'''17:07 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=1027]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: […] Let me just say, our goal is not to take anything. Our goal is not just to be screwing with Christine. Our goal here is just to make cash with her, as a partnership - right?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Then why don’t you pay her more?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We do!<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth?'''</font>: That income split is kind of fucked.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: THEY PAID ME 400 BUCKS las- abou- about a few weeks ago! They paid me 400 bucks…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Out of the ''$6,000'' they made<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Let me just say-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: It didn't.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Let me just say- Let me just say here, that our relationship with Christine, the ''friendships'' and the business side that we have with her, is not intended for- we're not going to move on it. We don't want to - we don't want y'all to think we're trying to take anything from y'all. Right? We don't want to screw around with sides. Because this shouldn't have to be a war.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: You're right.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Now I understand that there's a lot of animosity here, there's a lot of general discomfort, right?-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Where were we? Before, I uuh... what happened? I was pretty sure I said ”stop fucking lying”.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Oh well, they're saying that they don't want to take Christine away from us, that the- they're not trying to [unintelligible]<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: ...*laughs* Christine...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'm not being taken away from anybody, okay!?<br />
<br />
<br />
'''29:42 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=1782]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I understand that. Personally, I'd kill for a sheet cake. One of those ''[Scream in the background]'' nice vanilla based ones? I just love that. It kills. ''[Scream continues]''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Is Chris like...?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: I don’t know<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: There was like some shouting or some fucking shit…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: “Maybe Chris ate something spicy and there’s issues to be had; the bathroom’s become a war-room”.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''34:00 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=2040]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: You're a total fucking faggot, Caden.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Now I'm just ruined.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: And you will be. And I garuntee by the end of the night, I’m going to be speaking to your mother and telling [her] how terrible her son is.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: honestly, if you end up getting me a paddling from mommy, I’m going to be so upset.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: [laughs] and I hope you should be!<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Honestly I started out trying to be really nice, but you just like started getting like more suspicious and creepy and mean…<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font> Why do we have to have all this sarcasm and negativity talking shit?<br />
<br />
==Analysis==<br />
<br />
In Virginia, you can legally own a taser without a permit, unless you were convicted of a felony (not to be confused with a [[law|misdemeanor]]).<ref>[https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter5/section18.2-308.2/ Code of Virginia § 18.2-308.2]</ref><ref>[https://www.nbc12.com/story/11562047/stun-gun-protection/ NBC News]</ref> This can come as a bit of a shock to readers from some countries like Germany and the United Kingdom, where even the police {{w|Electroshock_weapon#Legality|must have a good reason}} to use one.<br />
==References==<br />
<references/><br />
<br />
[[Category:Leaked videos]]</div>Portal2CwChttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Taser_Discussion&diff=262505Taser Discussion2021-07-03T22:40:26Z<p>Portal2CwC: /* Transcript */</p>
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<div>{{incomplete}}<br />
{{SonichuPossession}}<br />
<br />
{{quote|this body is part electricity literally, so I could take it|Chris on the possibility of tasing himself.}}<br />
<br />
'''Taser Discussion''' is an audio file involving Chris, the [[Watchmen]], and [[Praetor]], leaked by a Watchman on 8 February 2021,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-5-2021-chris-wants-to-play-with-taser-to-activate-the-merge.84502/page-8#post-8301396 Archive (https://archive.fo/YVFf8)</ref> in which Chris discusses wanting to use a {{w|taser}}, a desire he had expressed previously in a leaked text message; he believes tasing his [[magic stones]] would assist with activating the [[Dimensional Merge]].<ref>[[February 2021 Watchmen leaks]]</ref><br />
<br />
In the audio clip, a Watchman member jokingly floats the idea of Chris tasing himself, and Chris then supports the idea and volunteers himself for it.<br />
<br />
The full audio was released on 30 [[June 2021]], lending new context to the nature of the discussion.<br />
<br />
==Original Clip==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = Taser discussion<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|RzNL7cu_Ohs}}<br />
| stardate = 8 [[February 2021]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = <br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Description===<br />
From a Kiwi Farms forum post by a [[Watchmen]] member:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|[[Caden]] and cwc as Sonichu prime discuss the tazer and who will be tazed.}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I- I-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: No, I don't think they were. Like, at all.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I don't think they were either.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: I don't think anything at all was ever solved. In the slightest. [''laughs'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Not even a little bit.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Even-<br />
<br />
<font color="#B45F04">'''Watchman 2'''</font>: When are you gonna do the- uh, testing video you promised?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: The testing video?<br />
<br />
<font color="#B45F04">'''Watchman 2'''</font>: Yeah!<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Can you put, "Can CWC- uh, like, tase himself on video for [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]]"?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, we're gonna-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'll do it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: WAT.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'd volunteer.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: What? [''laughs'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'd tase myself.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: [''laughs some more'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: In serious and in joke, I would.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Look, are you sure-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Oh no...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: There- they- like, we had a whole discussion about ''why'' it's a bad idea.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: '''Oh no'''...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Are you- we'll talk about this later, okay?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: OH NO!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I really gotta go before we make any rash decisions that involve CWC being zapped.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Obviously. But I mean, this body is part electricity literally, So I could take it.<br />
<br />
==Uncut Version==<br />
[[File:Full Praetor chat context.png|thumb|200px|A Watchman explains the context of the full chat, and why it was clipped.]]<br />
<br />
On 30 June 2021, Watchmen member TheWCT released the uncut audio call (lasting about 48 minutes) onto YouTube, seemingly out of a desire to lend full context to the minute-long clip that was originally released on Kiwi Farms. In it, multiple Watchmen and Caden, a member of Praetor, talk to one another regarding the taser.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-8-2021-full-chat-between-cwc-watchmen-and-praetor-on-the-taser.93863/#post-9340978 Archive (https://archive.is/IpODB)</ref><br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = CWC and Friends talking to Praetor (February 8, 2021)<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|3YCHjBp9Nys}}<br />
| stardate = 8 [[February 2021]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = <br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Description===<br />
{{quotebox|The never before seen original and uncut infamous taser call.}}<br />
<br />
The pinned comment, written by TheWCT, reads:<br />
{{quotebox|Who was in the wrong? <br />
<br />
you decide.}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
{{transcript}}<br />
<br />
''Text fades in and out onscreen:''<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|On February 8, 2021.<br />
Chris and the Watchmen would get into a Voice Chat with Praetor's leader Caden.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|After the call concluded, the Watchmen's leader Naught uploaded a minute long audio clip to Kiwi Farms without full context that aimed to demonize and discredit Caden and Praetor as a whole.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|For 4 months, this call remained private and kept away in local storage...}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|until now.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Originally recorded on February 8, 2021}}<br />
<br />
''Audio begins.''<br />
<br />
<br />
'''2:15 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=135]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I won't downplay it, these things are brutal. But, if you're using them correctly, you have no chance of getting zapped whatsoever. And frankly, we recognize Chri-<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: And this is [a very much off-label] use.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well hold on. We recognize Christine as an adult who can make her own decisions and the fact that she requested one of these tasers… we thought that we’d let it happen. And will continue to let what she requests happen, happen. Unless it's something that's an absolutely out of proportion judgement - but we've never ever seen anything like that in our personal experience with her. We've full faith in the choices that she's making - and if she feels that this taser will bring about this-the dimensional merge than we're more than happy to experiment.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Or at the very least, a portal for me to finally get this body to CWCville.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: <br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: You can get sonar by running electricity through just a regular non-soulfully powered quartz that you would get a lot more through a heavily programmed overpowered one!<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: That's because it's a distinct electrical instrument, using electrical purity quartz with a tolerance of something like 35bpm and that's for sonar which now presumably took out of scope or frequency.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Besides the regular electricity from any regular device wouldn't really count, I mean, wouldn't the electricity coming from your body naturally be the kind that you would need to power such a thing?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: That is one thing, yes. It’s not tangible from… it's not so tangible, I mean… I wish I could do a thundershock from this body where you could see sparks coming from these hands or these cheeks. But that's not happening right now, at least at this moment-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Maybe your training's just not complete.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: The best I can do to show some power is between the visions and foresight and the limited tele- the limited telekinesis and telepathy.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: IMO you don't need that thing. <br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: You really don't.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: D'you really need to prove-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Unless you're defending yourself from a predator, I don't think so,<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''?'''</font>: A gun is more effective in self defense, but that's obviously not what we're talking about here.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: *laughs* No.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Oh trust me, I know!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Alright but anyway, the results were very good and Caden here will vouch for that - especially on the before on feeling[/filling?] the gate crystal and then AFTER sensing the gate crystal and the boosted energy that came out of it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: You got extensive experience tasing yourself Caden?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well ya know I've zapped myself a couple of times, I wouldn't sell something if I didn't know if it felt like - and uh - it doesn't feel good, I'll tell ya that!<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Really? I've seen the one you've mentioned and uh - it seems like a lot to subject anyone to.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: It's a little rough - it's a little rough around the edges but, ya know -<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm sure that's - <br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Maybe you should do it again and videotape it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: I'm sure that's why they sell it. It's a little rough.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Oh it's a little rough for sure.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Just to prove it's only a little rough...<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Yeah; shove it up your ass to see how much you like it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We were thinking of a demonstration if we could find a willing participant, well ya know, we're - we're looking.<br />
<br />
<br />
'''14:23 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=863]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: There’s been lots and lots of people who could’ve made a buck off Chris, but they didn’t. Why?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, because they weren’t smart enough.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Do you really believe that?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Actually that’s a valid statement right there, especially considering the [past life with Praetor?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We recognize the value of partnering with CWC. We recognize the value of her talent and what she brings to the board. Now I understand the controversy we’ve raised, but frankly, we don’t intend on really moving that much, we’re very pleased with where we are, alright? If you have any grievances we’re happy to hear them, and we love feedback, ya know? Regardless of how much it hurts us. But we-<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: Just interact with the retards that buy shit. I think it's that simple. It's what I said earlier, if you want to be a businessman, interact with the people, keep the optics up, and that's pretty much it!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: That's what - that's our intentions.<br />
<br />
[long pause]<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: So anything further?<br />
<br />
<font color="#6d0302">'''WCT'''</font>: Does anyone else have anything else to discuss with Caden’<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: No, I don't want to get pissed on and told it's raining.<br />
<br />
<br />
'''15:52 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=952]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Chris why… why do you trust these people<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Because they have proven themselves in person with their kindness-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Because they bought you things<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: No, that’s only part of…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: That’s the reason though isn’t it<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Not initially! Not initially!<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: laughs in disbelief<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: They proved it to us without buying anything… initially… that is the truth. Eventually yes, that did come to be – but – they have proven themselves very much without-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: So you’re going to choose them over us, is that how it’s going to go?<br />
<br />
<br />
'''17:07 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=1027]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: […] Let me just say, our goal is not to take anything. Our goal is not just to be screwing with Christine. Our goal here is just to make cash with her, as a partnership - right?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Then why don’t you pay her more?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We do!<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth?'''</font>: That income split is kind of fucked.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: THEY PAID ME 400 BUCKS las- abou- about a few weeks ago! They paid me 400 bucks…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Out of the ''$6,000'' they made<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Let me just say-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: It didn't.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Let me just say- Let me just say here, that our relationship with Christine, the ''friendships'' and the business side that we have with her, is not intended for- we're not going to move on it. We don't want to - we don't want y'all to think we're trying to take anything from y'all. Right? We don't want to screw around with sides. Because this shouldn't have to be a war.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: You're right.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Now I understand that there's a lot of animosity here, there's a lot of general discomfort, right?-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Where were we? Before, I uuh... what happened? I was pretty sure I said ”stop fucking lying”.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Oh well, they're saying that they don't want to take Christine away from us, that the- they're not trying to [unintelligible]<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: ...*laughs* Christine...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'm not being taken away from anybody, okay!?<br />
<br />
<br />
'''29:42 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=1782]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I understand that. Personally, I'd kill for a sheet cake. One of those- ''[Scream in the background]'' -nice vanilla based ones? I just love that. It kills. ''[Scream continues]''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Is Chris like...?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: I don’t know<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: There was like some shouting or some fucking shit…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: “Maybe Chris ate something spicy and there’s issues to be had; the bathroom’s become a war-room”.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''34:00 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=2040]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: I garuntee by the end of the night, I’m going to be speaking to your mother and telling [her] how terrible her son is.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: honestly, if you end up getting me a paddling from mommy, I’m going to be so upset.<br />
<br />
[…]<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Honestly I started out trying to be really nice, but you just like started getting like more suspicious and creepy and mean…<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font> Why do we have to have all this sarcasm and negativity talking shit?<br />
<br />
==Analysis==<br />
<br />
In Virginia, you can legally own a taser without a permit, unless you were convicted of a felony (not to be confused with a [[law|misdemeanor]]).<ref>[https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter5/section18.2-308.2/ Code of Virginia § 18.2-308.2]</ref><ref>[https://www.nbc12.com/story/11562047/stun-gun-protection/ NBC News]</ref> This can come as a bit of a shock to readers from some countries like Germany and the United Kingdom, where even the police {{w|Electroshock_weapon#Legality|must have a good reason}} to use one.<br />
==References==<br />
<references/><br />
<br />
[[Category:Leaked videos]]</div>Portal2CwChttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Taser_Discussion&diff=262504Taser Discussion2021-07-03T22:38:02Z<p>Portal2CwC: /* Transcript */</p>
<hr />
<div>{{incomplete}}<br />
{{SonichuPossession}}<br />
<br />
{{quote|this body is part electricity literally, so I could take it|Chris on the possibility of tasing himself.}}<br />
<br />
'''Taser Discussion''' is an audio file involving Chris, the [[Watchmen]], and [[Praetor]], leaked by a Watchman on 8 February 2021,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-5-2021-chris-wants-to-play-with-taser-to-activate-the-merge.84502/page-8#post-8301396 Archive (https://archive.fo/YVFf8)</ref> in which Chris discusses wanting to use a {{w|taser}}, a desire he had expressed previously in a leaked text message; he believes tasing his [[magic stones]] would assist with activating the [[Dimensional Merge]].<ref>[[February 2021 Watchmen leaks]]</ref><br />
<br />
In the audio clip, a Watchman member jokingly floats the idea of Chris tasing himself, and Chris then supports the idea and volunteers himself for it.<br />
<br />
The full audio was released on 30 [[June 2021]], lending new context to the nature of the discussion.<br />
<br />
==Original Clip==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = Taser discussion<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|RzNL7cu_Ohs}}<br />
| stardate = 8 [[February 2021]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = <br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Description===<br />
From a Kiwi Farms forum post by a [[Watchmen]] member:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|[[Caden]] and cwc as Sonichu prime discuss the tazer and who will be tazed.}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I- I-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: No, I don't think they were. Like, at all.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I don't think they were either.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: I don't think anything at all was ever solved. In the slightest. [''laughs'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Not even a little bit.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Even-<br />
<br />
<font color="#B45F04">'''Watchman 2'''</font>: When are you gonna do the- uh, testing video you promised?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: The testing video?<br />
<br />
<font color="#B45F04">'''Watchman 2'''</font>: Yeah!<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Can you put, "Can CWC- uh, like, tase himself on video for [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]]"?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, we're gonna-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'll do it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: WAT.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'd volunteer.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: What? [''laughs'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'd tase myself.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: [''laughs some more'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: In serious and in joke, I would.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Look, are you sure-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Oh no...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: There- they- like, we had a whole discussion about ''why'' it's a bad idea.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: '''Oh no'''...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Are you- we'll talk about this later, okay?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: OH NO!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I really gotta go before we make any rash decisions that involve CWC being zapped.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Obviously. But I mean, this body is part electricity literally, So I could take it.<br />
<br />
==Uncut Version==<br />
[[File:Full Praetor chat context.png|thumb|200px|A Watchman explains the context of the full chat, and why it was clipped.]]<br />
<br />
On 30 June 2021, Watchmen member TheWCT released the uncut audio call (lasting about 48 minutes) onto YouTube, seemingly out of a desire to lend full context to the minute-long clip that was originally released on Kiwi Farms. In it, multiple Watchmen and Caden, a member of Praetor, talk to one another regarding the taser.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-8-2021-full-chat-between-cwc-watchmen-and-praetor-on-the-taser.93863/#post-9340978 Archive (https://archive.is/IpODB)</ref><br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = CWC and Friends talking to Praetor (February 8, 2021)<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|3YCHjBp9Nys}}<br />
| stardate = 8 [[February 2021]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = <br />
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===Description===<br />
{{quotebox|The never before seen original and uncut infamous taser call.}}<br />
<br />
The pinned comment, written by TheWCT, reads:<br />
{{quotebox|Who was in the wrong? <br />
<br />
you decide.}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
{{transcript}}<br />
<br />
''Text fades in and out onscreen:''<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|On February 8, 2021.<br />
Chris and the Watchmen would get into a Voice Chat with Praetor's leader Caden.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|After the call concluded, the Watchmen's leader Naught uploaded a minute long audio clip to Kiwi Farms without full context that aimed to demonize and discredit Caden and Praetor as a whole.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|For 4 months, this call remained private and kept away in local storage...}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|until now.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Originally recorded on February 8, 2021}}<br />
<br />
''Audio begins.''<br />
<br />
<br />
'''2:15 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=135]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I won't downplay it, these things are brutal. But, if you're using them correctly, you have no chance of getting zapped whatsoever. And frankly, we recognize Chri-<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: And this is [a very much off-label] use.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well hold on. We recognize Christine as an adult who can make her own decisions and the fact that she requested one of these tasers… we thought that we’d let it happen. And will continue to let what she requests happen, happen. Unless it's something that's an absolutely out of proportion judgement - but we've never ever seen anything like that in our personal experience with her. We've full faith in the choices that she's making - and if she feels that this taser will bring about this-the dimensional merge than we're more than happy to experiment.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Or at the very least, a portal for me to finally get this body to CWCville.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: <br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: You can get sonar by running electricity through just a regular non-soulfully powered quartz that you would get a lot more through a heavily programmed overpowered one!<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: That's because it's a distinct electrical instrument, using electrical purity quartz with a tolerance of something like 35bpm and that's for sonar which now presumably took out of scope or frequency.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Besides the regular electricity from any regular device wouldn't really count, I mean, wouldn't the electricity coming from your body naturally be the kind that you would need to power such a thing?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: That is one thing, yes. It’s not tangible from… it's not so tangible, I mean… I wish I could do a thundershock from this body where you could see sparks coming from these hands or these cheeks. But that's not happening right now, at least at this moment-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Maybe your training's just not complete.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: The best I can do to show some power is between the visions and foresight and the limited tele- the limited telekinesis and telepathy.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: IMO you don't need that thing. <br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: You really don't.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: D'you really need to prove-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Unless you're defending yourself from a predator, I don't think so,<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''?'''</font>: A gun is more effective in self defense, but that's obviously not what we're talking about here.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: *laughs* No.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Oh trust me, I know!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Alright but anyway, the results were very good and Caden here will vouch for that - especially on the before on feeling[/filling?] the gate crystal and then AFTER sensing the gate crystal and the boosted energy that came out of it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: You got extensive experience tasing yourself Caden?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well ya know I've zapped myself a couple of times, I wouldn't sell something if I didn't know if it felt like - and uh - it doesn't feel good, I'll tell ya that!<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Really? I've seen the one you've mentioned and uh - it seems like a lot to subject anyone to.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: It's a little rough - it's a little rough around the edges but, ya know -<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm sure that's - <br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Maybe you should do it again and videotape it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: I'm sure that's why they sell it. It's a little rough.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Oh it's a little rough for sure.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Just to prove it's only a little rough...<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Yeah; shove it up your ass to see how much you like it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We were thinking of a demonstration if we could find a willing participant, well ya know, we're - we're looking.<br />
<br />
<br />
'''14:23 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=863]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: There’s been lots and lots of people who could’ve made a buck off Chris, but they didn’t. Why?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, because they weren’t smart enough.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Do you really believe that?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Actually that’s a valid statement right there, especially considering the [past life with Praetor?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We recognize the value of partnering with CWC. We recognize the value of her talent and what she brings to the board. Now I understand the controversy we’ve raised, but frankly, we don’t intend on really moving that much, we’re very pleased with where we are, alright? If you have any grievances we’re happy to hear them, and we love feedback, ya know? Regardless of how much it hurts us. But we-<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: Just interact with the retards that buy shit. I think it's that simple. It's what I said earlier, if you want to be a businessman, interact with the people, keep the optics up, and that's pretty much it!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: That's what - that's our intentions.<br />
<br />
[long pause]<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: So anything further?<br />
<br />
<font color="#6d0302">'''WCT'''</font>: Does anyone else have anything else to discuss with Caden’<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: No, I don't want to get pissed on and told it's raining.<br />
<br />
<br />
'''15:52 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=952]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Chris why… why do you trust these people<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Because they have proven themselves in person with their kindness-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Because they bought you things<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: No, that’s only part of…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: That’s the reason though isn’t it<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Not initially! Not initially!<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: laughs in disbelief<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: They proved it to us without buying anything… initially… that is the truth. Eventually yes, that did come to be – but – they have proven themselves very much without-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: So you’re going to choose them over us, is that how it’s going to go?<br />
<br />
<br />
'''17:07 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=1027]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: […] Let me just say, our goal is not to take anything. Our goal is not just to be screwing with Christine. Our goal here is just to make cash with her, as a partnership - right?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Then why don’t you pay her more?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We do!<br />
<br />
<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth?'''</font>: That income split is kind of fucked.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: THEY PAID ME 400 BUCKS las- abou- about a few weeks ago! They paid me 400 bucks…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Out of the ''$6,000'' they made<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Let me just say-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: It didn't.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Let me just say- Let me just say here, that our relationship with Christine, the ''friendships'' and the business side that we have with her, is not intended for- we're not going to move on it. We don't want to - we don't want y'all to think we're trying to take anything from y'all. Right? We don't want to screw around with sides. Because this shouldn't have to be a war.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: You're right.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Now I understand that there's a lot of animosity here, there's a lot of general discomfort, right?-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Where were we? Before, I uuh... what happened? I was pretty sure I said ”stop fucking lying”.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Oh well, they're saying that they don't want to take Christine away from us, that the- they're not trying to [unintelligible]<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: ...*laughs* Christine...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'm not being taken away from anybody, okay!?<br />
<br />
<br />
'''29:42 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=1782]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I understand that. Personally, I'd kill for a sheet cake. One of those-<br />
<br />
*Scream in the background*<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: -nice vanilla based ones? I just love that. It kills.<br />
<br />
*Scream continues*<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Is Chris like...?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: I don’t know<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: There was like some shouting or some fucking shit…<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: “Maybe Chris ate something spicy and there’s issues to be had; the bathroom’s become a war-room”.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''34:00 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=2040]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: I garuntee by the end of the night, I’m going to be speaking to your mother and telling [her] how terrible her son is.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: honestly, if you end up getting me a paddling from mommy, I’m going to be so upset.<br />
<br />
[…]<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Honestly I started out trying to be really nice, but you just like started getting like more suspicious and creepy and mean…<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font> Why do we have to have all this sarcasm and negativity talking shit?<br />
<br />
==Analysis==<br />
<br />
In Virginia, you can legally own a taser without a permit, unless you were convicted of a felony (not to be confused with a [[law|misdemeanor]]).<ref>[https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter5/section18.2-308.2/ Code of Virginia § 18.2-308.2]</ref><ref>[https://www.nbc12.com/story/11562047/stun-gun-protection/ NBC News]</ref> This can come as a bit of a shock to readers from some countries like Germany and the United Kingdom, where even the police {{w|Electroshock_weapon#Legality|must have a good reason}} to use one.<br />
==References==<br />
<references/><br />
<br />
[[Category:Leaked videos]]</div>Portal2CwChttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Taser_Discussion&diff=262503Taser Discussion2021-07-03T22:32:29Z<p>Portal2CwC: /* Transcript */</p>
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<div>{{incomplete}}<br />
{{SonichuPossession}}<br />
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{{quote|this body is part electricity literally, so I could take it|Chris on the possibility of tasing himself.}}<br />
<br />
'''Taser Discussion''' is an audio file involving Chris, the [[Watchmen]], and [[Praetor]], leaked by a Watchman on 8 February 2021,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-5-2021-chris-wants-to-play-with-taser-to-activate-the-merge.84502/page-8#post-8301396 Archive (https://archive.fo/YVFf8)</ref> in which Chris discusses wanting to use a {{w|taser}}, a desire he had expressed previously in a leaked text message; he believes tasing his [[magic stones]] would assist with activating the [[Dimensional Merge]].<ref>[[February 2021 Watchmen leaks]]</ref><br />
<br />
In the audio clip, a Watchman member jokingly floats the idea of Chris tasing himself, and Chris then supports the idea and volunteers himself for it.<br />
<br />
The full audio was released on 30 [[June 2021]], lending new context to the nature of the discussion.<br />
<br />
==Original Clip==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = Taser discussion<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|RzNL7cu_Ohs}}<br />
| stardate = 8 [[February 2021]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = <br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
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===Description===<br />
From a Kiwi Farms forum post by a [[Watchmen]] member:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|[[Caden]] and cwc as Sonichu prime discuss the tazer and who will be tazed.}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I- I-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: No, I don't think they were. Like, at all.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I don't think they were either.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: I don't think anything at all was ever solved. In the slightest. [''laughs'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Not even a little bit.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Even-<br />
<br />
<font color="#B45F04">'''Watchman 2'''</font>: When are you gonna do the- uh, testing video you promised?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: The testing video?<br />
<br />
<font color="#B45F04">'''Watchman 2'''</font>: Yeah!<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Can you put, "Can CWC- uh, like, tase himself on video for [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]]"?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, we're gonna-<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'll do it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: WAT.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'd volunteer.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: What? [''laughs'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'd tase myself.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: [''laughs some more'']<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: In serious and in joke, I would.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Look, are you sure-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Oh no...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: There- they- like, we had a whole discussion about ''why'' it's a bad idea.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: '''Oh no'''...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Are you- we'll talk about this later, okay?<br />
<br />
<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: OH NO!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I really gotta go before we make any rash decisions that involve CWC being zapped.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Obviously. But I mean, this body is part electricity literally, So I could take it.<br />
<br />
==Uncut Version==<br />
[[File:Full Praetor chat context.png|thumb|200px|A Watchman explains the context of the full chat, and why it was clipped.]]<br />
<br />
On 30 June 2021, Watchmen member TheWCT released the uncut audio call (lasting about 48 minutes) onto YouTube, seemingly out of a desire to lend full context to the minute-long clip that was originally released on Kiwi Farms. In it, multiple Watchmen and Caden, a member of Praetor, talk to one another regarding the taser.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-8-2021-full-chat-between-cwc-watchmen-and-praetor-on-the-taser.93863/#post-9340978 Archive (https://archive.is/IpODB)</ref><br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = CWC and Friends talking to Praetor (February 8, 2021)<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|3YCHjBp9Nys}}<br />
| stardate = 8 [[February 2021]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = <br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Description===<br />
{{quotebox|The never before seen original and uncut infamous taser call.}}<br />
<br />
The pinned comment, written by TheWCT, reads:<br />
{{quotebox|Who was in the wrong? <br />
<br />
you decide.}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
{{transcript}}<br />
<br />
''Text fades in and out onscreen:''<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|On February 8, 2021.<br />
Chris and the Watchmen would get into a Voice Chat with Praetor's leader Caden.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|After the call concluded, the Watchmen's leader Naught uploaded a minute long audio clip to Kiwi Farms without full context that aimed to demonize and discredit Caden and Praetor as a whole.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|For 4 months, this call remained private and kept away in local storage...}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|until now.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Originally recorded on February 8, 2021}}<br />
<br />
''Audio begins.''<br />
<br />
<br />
'''2:15 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=135]'''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: I won't downplay it, these things are brutal. But, if you're using them correctly, you have no chance of getting zapped whatsoever. And frankly, we recognize Chri-<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: And this is [a very much off-label] use.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well hold on. We recognize Christine as an adult who can make her own decisions and the fact that she requested one of these tasers… we thought that we’d let it happen. And will continue to let what she requests happen, happen. Unless it's something that's an absolutely out of proportion judgement - but we've never ever seen anything like that in our personal experience with her. We've full faith in the choices that she's making - and if she feels that this taser will bring about this-the dimensional merge than we're more than happy to experiment.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Or at the very least, a portal for me to finally get this body to CWCville.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: <br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: You can get sonar by running electricity through just a regular non-soulfully powered quartz that you would get a lot more through a heavily programmed overpowered one!<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: That's because it's a distinct electrical instrument, using electrical purity quartz with a tolerance of something like 35bpm and that's for sonar which now presumably took out of scope or frequency.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Besides the regular electricity from any regular device wouldn't really count, I mean, wouldn't the electricity coming from your body naturally be the kind that you would need to power such a thing?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: That is one thing, yes. It’s not tangible from… it's not so tangible, I mean… I wish I could do a thundershock from this body where you could see sparks coming from these hands or these cheeks. But that's not happening right now, at least at this moment-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Maybe your training's just not complete.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: The best I can do to show some power is between the visions and foresight and the limited tele- the limited telekinesis and telepathy.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: IMO you don't need that thing. <br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: You really don't.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: D'you really need to prove-<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Unless you're defending yourself from a predator, I don't think so,<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''?'''</font>: A gun is more effective in self defense, but that's obviously not what we're talking about here.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: *laughs* No.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Oh trust me, I know!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Alright but anyway, the results were very good and Caden here will vouch for that - especially on the before on feeling[/filling?] the gate crystal and then AFTER sensing the gate crystal and the boosted energy that came out of it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: You got extensive experience tasing yourself Caden?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well ya know I've zapped myself a couple of times, I wouldn't sell something if I didn't know if it felt like - and uh - it doesn't feel good, I'll tell ya that!<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Really? I've seen the one you've mentioned and uh - it seems like a lot to subject anyone to.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: It's a little rough - it's a little rough around the edges but, ya know -<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm sure that's - <br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Maybe you should do it again and videotape it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: I'm sure that's why they sell it. It's a little rough.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Oh it's a little rough for sure.<br />
<br />
<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Just to prove it's only a little rough...<br />
<br />
<font color="#5f9c57">'''Kyle'''</font>: Yeah; shove it up your ass to see how much you like it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We were thinking of a demonstration if we could find a willing participant, well ya know, we're - we're looking.<br />
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'''14:23 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=863]'''<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: There’s been lots and lots of people who could’ve made a buck off Chris, but they didn’t. Why?<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Well, because they weren’t smart enough.<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Do you really believe that?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Actually that’s a valid statement right there, especially considering the [past life with Praetor?]<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We recognize the value of partnering with CWC. We recognize the value of her talent and what she brings to the board. Now I understand the controversy we’ve raised, but frankly, we don’t intend on really moving that much, we’re very pleased with where we are, alright? If you have any grievances we’re happy to hear them, and we love feedback, ya know? Regardless of how much it hurts us. But we-<br />
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<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: Just interact with the retards that buy shit. I think it's that simple. It's what I said earlier, if you want to be a businessman, interact with the people, keep the optics up, and that's pretty much it!<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: That's what - that's our intentions.<br />
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[long pause]<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: So anything further?<br />
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<font color="#6d0302">'''WCT'''</font>: Does anyone else have anything else to discuss with Caden’<br />
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<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth'''</font>: No, I don't want to get pissed on and told it's raining.<br />
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'''15:52 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=952]'''<br />
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<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Chris why… why do you trust these people<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Because they have proven themselves in person with their kindness-<br />
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<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Because they bought you things<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: No, that’s only part of…<br />
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<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: That’s the reason though isn’t it<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: Not initially! Not initially!<br />
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<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: laughs in disbelief<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: They proved it to us without buying anything… initially… that is the truth. Eventually yes, that did come to be – but – they have proven themselves very much without-<br />
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<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: So you’re going to choose them over us, is that how it’s going to go?<br />
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'''17:07 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=1027]'''<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: […] Let me just say, our goal is not to take anything. Our goal is not just to be screwing with Christine. Our goal here is just to make cash with her, as a partnership - right?<br />
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<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Then why don’t you pay her more?<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: We do!<br />
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<font color="##294e5d">'''Bismuth?'''</font>: That income split is kind of fucked.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: THEY PAID ME 400 BUCKS las- abou- about a few weeks ago! They paid me 400 bucks…<br />
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<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Out of the ''$6,000'' they made<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Let me just say-<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: It didn't.<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Let me just say- Let me just say here, that our relationship with Christine, the ''friendships'' and the business side that we have with her, is not intended for- we're not going to move on it. We don't want to - we don't want y'all to think we're trying to take anything from y'all. Right? We don't want to screw around with sides. Because this shouldn't have to be a war.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: You're right.<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: Now I understand that there's a lot of animosity here, there's a lot of general discomfort, right?-<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: Where were we? Before, I uuh... what happened? I was pretty sure I said ”stop fucking lying”.<br />
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<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Oh well, they're saying that they don't want to take Christine away from us, that the- they're not trying to [unintelligible]<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: ...*laughs* Christine...<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font>: I'm not being taken away from anybody, okay!?<br />
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'''34:00 timestamp [https://youtu.be/3YCHjBp9Nys?t=2040]'''<br />
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<font color="#8000FF">'''Watchman 1'''</font>: I garuntee by the end of the night, I’m going to be speaking to your mother and telling [her] how terrible her son is.<br />
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<font color="#0B3B0B">'''Caden'''</font>: honestly, if you end up getting me a paddling from mommy, I’m going to be so upset.<br />
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[…]<br />
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<font color="#8606a9">'''MKR'''</font>: Honestly I started out trying to be really nice, but you just like started getting like more suspicious and creepy and mean…<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font> Why do we have to have all this sarcasm and negativity talking shit?<br />
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==Analysis==<br />
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In Virginia, you can legally own a taser without a permit, unless you were convicted of a felony (not to be confused with a [[law|misdemeanor]]).<ref>[https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter5/section18.2-308.2/ Code of Virginia § 18.2-308.2]</ref><ref>[https://www.nbc12.com/story/11562047/stun-gun-protection/ NBC News]</ref> This can come as a bit of a shock to readers from some countries like Germany and the United Kingdom, where even the police {{w|Electroshock_weapon#Legality|must have a good reason}} to use one.<br />
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<div>"'''11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You'''" is a 6 [[November 2009]] video in which [[Solid Chris]] apologizes for behavior towards his sweetheart [[Kacey]]'s father with an emotional speech. It seems that the [[Father Call|discussion they had together previously over the phone]] didn't go very well. Solid also proclaims an undying, eternal love for Kacey, even though she's apparently only been his [[troll|girlfriend]] for a little over a week.<br />
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Solid uses REO Speedwagon's 1984 power ballad [[KCWC_Top_10_Dedication_Special#Part_5:_.234|"Can't Fight This Feeling"]] as background music. The music drowns out his declarations of love for large portions of the video. Also, his [[medallion]] is missing, thus, his feelings are not [[TRUE and HONEST]]. Despite his whining, there are no actual tears, as Kacey [[Kacey and Liquid Call|later]] observes.<br />
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He occasionally refers to himself in the plural "us", or "we". One would think he might be talking about himself and Kacey, but the points he mentions are really only applicable to himself. This is possibly a renewed manifestation of his [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009|split personalities]].<br />
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== Video ==<br />
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| name = 11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|MoKhiBO6sUQ}}<br />
| stardate = 5 [[November 2009]]<br />
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Liquid|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{RedStripeShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[No More Jokes]]<br />
| next = [[CWC is sad]]<br />
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{{quote|I stay sane most of the time.}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
[''Dramatic [[glasses]] removal, background music starts playing'']<br />
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[[Kacey]], I'm sorry about the way I acted... on your father last night. Yeah, could of—yeah, I realize that I could have been more respectful, and said [''salutes''], "Yes, sir"... and just stick with that. And I realize now that, some of the things he talked to me about, told—talked down to me about, were like, yeah, definitely things I should be working on. And I promise, I will get an office job. And I will make efforts to move out of my house, even though I'll probably end up with this house, inheriting it.<br />
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But, anyway, [''closes eyes''] Kacey, I—I love you so much I care about you. You just ma-ma-make me feel so sad—make me feel so that... Phone call where... [''[[Stress sigh|Sighs]], then squints, as though starting to tear up.''] you—you went and said some of the things your father said. Those shocks to the heart... made me cry. [''voice breaks''] I'm not afraid to cry in front of you. If I have tears I w—I... we—we have... shed them, and we shed them in front of you. It's... [[Duck|it's very hard....]] You just made me feel so sad that I cried. Made that phone call there.<br />
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Kacey I need you. I need you. I love you. You're the best thing in my—you're the best thing in my life. The best person that's ever come into my life. You know that more than I do. You cared about our health and well-being. And I cared about you that much, as well, but, you put more in—you gave me advice that I... heed—that I have thought—that I have heeded. And I am... taking the steps to wake up and get myself more stronger and healthier for you. But it's like, you know, if you—but then it's like, if you end up going back to the [[CChanSonichuCWC|other Chris]] and—[''sigh''] I don't know, it just feels like I would have done [[fuck quest|all that work for nothing]]. I need you Kacey. I care about you so much. I just can't fight the feeling. [''Sudden volume increase, sounds almost angry''] I love you! I love you! I need you.<br />
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Please don't leave me. Please don't be mad at me. I made mistakes. But I'm... but a [[List of Chris's lies|man admits when he is wrong]]. And I was wrong in the way I acted last night. I'm sorry I hurt—I was very very sorry I hurt your feelings.<br />
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I'd be very—I would feel terribly sad if you went back to—back to the other Chris. Please, don't leave me. [''Raises voice''] I love you! I love you! Kacey, I love you! Please don't—please come back. Don't leave me.<br />
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And you need—and you need me—and you need me, as well, because, I am an [[Honest Content|honest]] and [[Vanessa Saga|very loyal]] person. And, unlike that—unlike that other Chris, I don't [[Chris and anger|go all that crazy]]. I stay sane most of the time, and, even when I try to [[Chris Calls Clyde Out|act crazy]] [''Something resembling either a chuckle or a sob'']... that lame—those are pretty much lame attempts.<br />
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Anyway... anyway I, uh—you know me; I am very—[[I AM STRONG|I am strong]], and I am strong-willed. I would do whatever I could, in my [[power]], for you. Everything. It's my—my—everything I can, within my power. And I... and I will hold onto my promises, just all the other things came up, and—but—but I don't need excuses. It's not about excuses. I'm gonna uphold my promises, Kacey. And I don't want you to leave me, please. I love you. And I need you. I'll talk to you later, probably. I pray. [''Video abruptly ends'']<br />
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