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CWCipedia

2010-02-13T02:58:56Z

Potatoscrub:

{{Honest}}
{{protip|CWCipedia is for Chris only. Don't ask for an account or whine about how you can't edit. Also, incorporate stuff from CWCipedia into CWCki to get the high score!!}}

[[Image:CWCipedia Introduction.jpg|thumb|right|Chris proudly claims the CWCipedia in the name of [[CWCville]]]]

{{quote|Abandon hope all ye who enter here.|From Dante's Divine Comedy, eerily summing up CWCipedia}}

'''CWCipedia''' (not to be confused with the [[CWCki]]) was a wiki set up by the great leader [[Cogsdev]] for the sole use of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], as a sort of personal Wiki as opposed to Chris vandalizing the CWCki with his bullshit. Furthermore, it is designed to allow Chris to "get the truth out" as he so desired to do on [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile|his Wikipedia profile]]. It lasted from [[July 2009]] to [[February 2010]].

Since its inception, Chris has more or less treated the page as free web hosting, a place to put his comics without having to pay for the resulting bandwidth use. Of course, Chris, being a lazy, [[Autistic|retarded]], manchild fuckface, still managed to fuck it up from time to time, even with a Sysop holding his hand.

CWCipedia also serves as the ultimate test of the use of MediaWiki software and software usability, in that it strives to create a platform that even an autistic manchild/lazy fuck can easily use.

Chris has a tendency to let his mind wander while typing up his entries. For example, in his [[Sonichu]] article he ends up going off on a rant explaining what had happened to [[Kel]] (even though it didn't involve Sonichu at all), and the fact that Chris himself is the leader of the [[CWCville]] Pokémon gym. This leads into Chris describing his supposed gym at length, what Pokémon he has in his team, and his collection of Pokémon in the game (in addition to their level and how he had levelled them). This somehow leads to a fantastically retarded idea for a Pokémon game system that's basically just the holographic projectors from [[Yu-Gi-Oh]], except with Pokémon. After all of that dumbfuckery he gets back to talking about Sonichu again.

==The early days==
Several months after Chris began using the wiki proceeded without incident. He was able to display his comics and music, share more details of his personal life, reveal more background information about the world of CWCville, and shout his bizarre homophobic rantings from the virtual rooftops in peace. The administrators of the site remained a silent, benevolent force behind the scenes.

Towards the end of 2009, this would change.

==CWCipedia Advertisements==
[[Image:Untitled.png|thumb|100px|left|Ensuring that Chris sees them EVERY TIME he visits.]]
[[Image:NewCWCipediaFrontpage.jpg|thumb|Chris's revised frontpage]]
As 2009 came to a close, CWCipedia's operators ran into financial trouble keeping the site in the black, given the many hits it gets on a daily basis and the profusion of large files held on its servers. To help keep the site up and running for its TRUE and LOYAL [[fans]], the Sysop that maintains the website for Chris turned to selling advertising space on the site. Keep in mind that these ads are all randomly generated by metadata created by Chris and the people browsing his site, not special hand-crafted ads made by [[trolls]]. Due to the somewhat complicated laws of the jurisdiction in which the servers reside, ads may only be purchased from within the European Union.

Chris makes '''NO''' money from the advertisement revenue. All of it goes to keeping CWCipedia up and running.

Chris responded to these ads with a few complaints to the admin and [[Jack Thaddeus]], who has so far been the only donor who has delivered over €1000, qualifying him to create custom advertisements on the site. [[CWC Blog#7 December 2009|In a blog post]], Chris hoped that ''someone'' within the EU would be able to step up and donate so much money that they'd not only qualify for custom ads, but help to ''remove'' the homoerotic ads that appeared on the site (even though most online advertisers give ''no'' such heavy-handed preferential treatment to premium advertisers, and indeed, no such stated policy exists in CWCipedia either). Even though it may be tempting for some European fans, the appeal of this opportunity seems limited. You can buy a [[PS3]] for you ''and'' your friend with €1000. Or buy three [[Hex Bawx|Hex-Boxes]]. Or four Wiis. Who ''would'' pass up such an opportunity?

On 27 December 2009, the ad space, which was previously at the very bottom of CWCipedia's navbar on the left side of the page, was moved to the very top of the navbar. Another ad appeared on Chris's main page beside the logo. On 28 December, Chris flipped out and replaced it with an ad for the his beloved [[My Coke Rewards]] program. [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu#Do_NOT_tamper_with_the_advertisements The Sysop], however, scolded Chris, telling him that ''he'' had no control over the ads.

On 30 December 2009 Chris, unable to change the now-protected main page, lashed out the only way he could, by adding a block of text to the bottom of his (already hideously ugly) front page image, declaring that no ads were allowed on that page. In the message he said that he would not remove this block of text until the offending ads were removed from the main page. To put this in perspective, Chris ''defaced his own website'' in an attempt to get someone else to stop advertising on it. You can guess how well that worked.

On 2 January 2010, Chris began cluttering the website with his ads again, shilling for [[CWC Cola|Coca-Cola]], [[Wild Sonichu|Avatar]] and [[It's UGH!|Proposition 8]]. He took his self-bestowed title of [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|Captain]] to an absolute extreme, posting the following message to CWCipedia:
{{quote| I have another pair of pages for today, and I will answer another [[Mailbag]] or two after uploading. But I also have another announcement; Jack thinks he can get away with occupying my Introduction Box with ANY Ad, well I have a few items I fully support as well. I will be placing my own Ads around the Cwcipedia, as I assert My Rights to do so [[Chris and his Ego|as Captain of this website vessel]].
'''I DO NOT WANT MY ADS REMOVED OR REPLACED BY ANYONE OTHER THAN MYSELF.'''}}

Additionally, Chris posted the following message to his [[Twitter]]:
{{quote|C.C. Sonichu says:...Removal of Any of ALL of MY Ads is consider Mutiny, and [[Chris and Anger|Mutiny will not be tolerated.]] Stay Safe, and have a good day.}}

As to whether or not [[Cogsdev|Cogs]] and [[Jack Thaddeus|Jack]] will receive forty lashes less one for their inevitable insubordination, Chris has no comment.

Due to gay porn ads on the CWCipedia, on 01 [[February 2010]] Chris [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|unleashed]] a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] upon Mao "Bamboo" Ling, after which he "[[Apologies to Alec and Evan|apologized]]" to Alec and [[Evan]].

{{collapsible
|CWCipedia advertisement gallery. ''Note: The captions in this gallery are the alt text and links for the ads.''
|<gallery>
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Image:CWCipediaAutismAd.jpg|[http://www.aspergerfoundation.org.uk/ Asperger's Syndrome is a serious condition. Get the Facts.]
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Image:CWCipediaGayRightsAd.jpg|[http://gayrights.change.org/ Support Family Guys everywhere!]
Image:CWCipediaMexicoAd.jpg|[http://mexico-travel.com/ Discover the facinating world of Mexico]
Image:AxeAd1.png|We all know how [[homos|manly]] [[Axe]] is.
Image:AxeAd2.jpg|In stores now!
Image:Beepboop.png|[http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/2571589/ PollDaddy Answers Poll]
Image:DateThree.png|[http://www.lotsofloves.com/ Quit playing the waiting game!]
Image:DebtConsolidation.gif|A [[Chris and money| Chris and his money]] are soon parted
Image:DicksSporting.png|[http://www.dickssportinggoods.com/home/index.jsp No Joke]
Image:Diversity.png|But [[niggos|"No Darkies"]]
Image:DuckPreservationSociety.png|[http://www.woodducksociety.com/ You should always take good care of your duck!]
Image:Eyesight.png|Plus, if you go blind, you can't enjoy shirtless men.
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Image:GayAutismCure.jpg|Get yours today!
Image:GayAutisticSingles.jpg|The man of your dreams could be living next door!
Image:GayAutisticSon.jpg|I bet Chris [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|Could.]] [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|Twice]].
Image:GayDrawing1.png|[[Sonichu (comic)|Case in point.]]
Image:GayDrawing2.png|You know what sounds like [[Autism|artistic]]?
Image:GayForGod.png|[[Rocky Shoemaker|Rocky]] Approves.
Image:GayOtakuSexClub.jpg|Can I bring my [[Anime Wings]]?
Image:GayPokemonDVDs.png|That's digusting! Get a [[Muscle bra]] and cover up!
Image:GLISTENINGHALF-NAKEDBLACKMEN.jpg|This one is my favorite.
Image:Heavenlyreward.png|After you die, you get your [[Semen#Comeuppance|Comeuppance]].
Image:HEXBAWKSad.png|A [[Hex Bawx|"Life upgrade"]].
Image:HGwait4u1.png|He's already a [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|fan]]
Image:HGwait4u2.png|AUTISM HOOOOOOU~
Image:Hitlerpedia.png|[http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/charters/bill_of_rights.html Bill of Rights]
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Image:JustGuys.png|There's nothing wrong with [[High_school#Social_life|only hanging out with one gender]]
Image:Knight.png
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Image:Kool-Aid.png|It's recommended by 9 out of 10 High Functioning Autistics
Image:LearnAboutIslam.png|Chris has lots of [[mailbag|fans in the middle east]]
Image:Lipitor.png|Better [[Chris and health|stop taking it]] before it makes you [[homos|gay]]
Image:Mystery pic.png|Can you identify our mystery penis?
Image:Naivewater.png|[[Naïve|It's not what you think it is]]
Image:OK2BGay.png|[http://okaytobegay.blogspot.com/ There's a big difference between bending down and kneeling over]
Image:OxieCleanAd.gif|GETS OUT AUTISM, FAST! HERE'S HOW TO ORDER!
Image:PickelParty.png|Sounds promising
Image:PicklePops.png|Pop a Pickle in your mouth today!
Image:PKMN4HP.gif|That HP kid is a total [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spastic spaz]
Image:Sexvote.png|[http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/2571589/ PollDaddy Answers Poll]
Image:Specialsomeone.png|They don't meet the [[Attraction Sign|requirements]]
Image:This2this.png|Go from [[Obesity|THIS]] to [[Clyde Cash|THIS]]!
Image:VirginiaLaw.png|[[Jerkop|I am the LAW]]
Image:CWCipediaChrisLesGayAd.png|[http://www.eflgc.org.uk/ What do you mean, 'gay and Christian'? It's not possible... or is it?]

</gallery>}}

==The Twitter Feed==
{{main|Twitter}}

On 25 December 2009, the WikiSysop added a live Twitter feed to the [[Mailbag|mailbag]]. This was short-lived, as on the early morning of the 27th Chris removed it in a fit of rage and added the following note:

{{quote|o I will have NO DISCUSSIONS GOING ON BEHIND MY BACK ON MY OWN WEBSITE WHATSOEVER!

I DO NOT SUPPORT YOU GOD DAMN GAYS!!! I F***ING HATE ALL OF YOU WHO ARE THE MAJORITY OF TROLLS WHO MESS WITH ME AND MY LIFE!

GO GET YOUR OWN LIFE AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

NO TWITTER ALLOWED!!!|

--ChrisChanSonichu 04:31, 27 December 2009 (CET) }}

Exactly five minutes later Chris would create a special page for the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Twitter Twitter] feed, and delete the homophobic outburst quoted above. Chris would create a Twitter account for himself [[Chris and hypocrisy|the very next day]], regaling his fans with stories of him doing yardwork. The wise and magnanimous Wiki Administrator later put to the feed to the front page of CWCipedia, due to the fact that ''(ahem)'' it probably needed some wider exposure.

==CWCipedia Closed Due To A<strike>I</strike>DS==
[[Image:CWCipedia-Home-Copyright.jpg|thumb|right|The CWCipedia as it appeared on 1/1/10]]
During the last weeks of 2009, Chris became more infuriated as the gay ads continued piling up. In desperation, Chris began placing ads of his own that didn't inspire uncomfortable questions about his sexuality. The Sysop became furious at Chris's unauthorized interference and warned him that if he didn't remove the ads, serious consequences could happen.

On 2 January 2010, the CWCipedia was served a cease and desist notice by [[Trolls|the Coca-Cola Company]] for its unauthorized use of their logo on the site. Thus, the Sysop was forced to close the website for a few days until the matter could be resolved. Having learned a little first-hand regarding what [[Chris and copyright|copyright law]] is all about, Chris issued an [[This_was_my_fault|apology]] on YouTube. In the video he claimed that he thought Coke would appreciate the free advertisement, but he is completely unaware that no self-respecting company would ever want their product to be associated with his [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page Website of Fail].

Within a few days the site was returned to normal.

==CWCipedia Closed (For Good) Due To Theft==
[[Image:Cwcipedia closed again.jpg|thumb|right|The CWCipedia's source page as of 2/6/10]]
In the early morning of 6 Feburary 2010, the CWCipedia was closed down again, this time thanks to a DMCA request from representatives of [[Evan|Evan George]]. According to the request, Chris's use of the character [[Simonla Rosechu]] on his website and in his comics infringes upon Evan's intellectual property, as Simonla is clearly a derivative of Evan's character [[Fan:Simonchu|Simonchu]]. This was most likely triggered by Chris's announcement, [[5_February_2010|in a video from 5 February]], that he agreed to do away with Simonla and stop featuring her in his comics, but only at an unspecified "later" time.

Three days after the CWCipedia was locked to edits, it was wiped from the internet entirely. In its place appeared a redirect link to Asperpedia; however, due to a bug, it redirects to an online role-playing game, ''Dogs of the Seas''.

==CWCipedia lives on==
On 12 February 2010, the CWCipedia was revived to a certain extent. It now hosts a single image drawn by Alec of Sonichu seeking to cure himself of his copyright infringement. Viewing of other pages requires logging in. The account ChrisChanSonichu, Chris' account, is still existent.

==See also==
*[[Mailbag]]
*[[CWC Blog]]
*[[CWC's Sonichu Site!]]
*[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence]]
*[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]
*[[:Category:Articles with matching CWCipedia articles|CWCki articles with matching CWCipedia articles]]

==External links==
*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page CWCipedia]
*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Special:Recentchanges Recent Changes] - monitor Chris's latest updates
*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Special:Recentchanges&feed=rss Recent Changes RSS Feed] - receive Chris's latest updates automatically

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January 2010

2010-01-19T19:09:43Z

Potatoscrub: Minor. Added a space, replaced some erroneous semicolons with commas, and added a link.

Fueled by a combination of fanmail and his victory over the hardcore gay ads on CWCipedia, [[Chris]] started off 2010 in a rush of almost unrestrained smugness and arrogance. His only setback was the temporary closing of CWCipedia thanks to trademark claims from The Coca-Cola Company and Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation, and after a short apology, that, too, was quickly forgotten. Thanks to the swelling in his feelings of self-importance, the more depraved side of his mind was on full display both in the Sonichu comics and in the [[Mailbag]].

Around the middle of the month, Chris's complacency came under fire, when favorite troll comic and Sonichu parody, [[Asperchu]], which Chris was introduced to and already hated, because it made his homosexuality-alarm go off, back in late 2009, became his number one [[stress]] factor due to a takeover of CWCipedia's ad-space and mail from [[fans]] who said that they would abandon the Sonichu fandom and go read Asperchu instead. Chris have since desperately tried to fight the fan-emigration to Asperchu with [[Down with Asperchu|belittlement and denial]], [[15 January 2010|fist-fight challenges]], [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|subliminal suggestions]] and [[12 January 2010|impotent tard-rage]]. So far all of his attempts have [[fail]]ed miserably.

So far the highlights of [[Sonichu 10]] have been: [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] committing a terrorist attack on the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] Tower, causing the building to collapse, killing 100 people and injuring another 150 in the process, the depiction of Rosechu shifting tampons and engaged in bondage with Sonichu, and the staging and execution of a worldwide holocaust on homosexuality and asexuality. And yes, Chris [[Mailbag 32#Chris knows what's best for your kids|still considers Sonichu a comic for kids]].

Thanks to one of Chris's [[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|replies in the Mailbag]], we have confirmed that Chris, if given the opportunity, would not hesitate to rob people of their freedom of thought just to make sure that there would be no [[homos|homos]] in his perfect world.

==Events of January 2010==

* 1 January - Chris answers [[Mailbag 30]].
* 1 January - Chris inserts his own ads on every single [[CWCipedia]] mailbag page. He plugs Coca-Cola, supports Proposition 8, supports a Pepsi boycott by [[Homos|anti-gay]] (and [[Sonichu 8|anti-porn]]) group the American Family Association, and promotes James Cameron's ''Avatar'', which Chris ruins by thinking it has an [[Chris and reality|anti-gay message]].
* 1 January - Due to a trademark claim by The Coca-Cola Company and Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation, [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page CWCipedia] is now locked up.
* 2 January - Chris uploads two short videos [[This was my fault|claiming responsibility for his actions]] for the <s>first</s> [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|second]] time in almost 28 years.
* 3 January - With the trademark dispute concluded, the CWCipedia reopens.
* 4 January - Chris posts [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_28 two] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_29 new] pages.
* 4 January - Chris answers [[Mailbag 31]].
* 5 January - Chris's Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 32]] and [[Mailbag 33]].
* 5 January - Chris uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_30 Five] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_31 new] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_32 pages] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_33 of] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_34 Sonichu 10] and answers [[Mailbag 32]].
* 6 January - Chris's Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 34]]
* 6 January - Chris uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_35 two] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_36 new] pages of [[Sonichu 10]].
* 6 January - Chris uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_37 two] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_38 new] pages of [[Sonichu 10]] and takes down the gay ad on the front page of CWCipedia again. However, now [[Asperchu]] ads have started to appear.
* 7 January - Chris uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_37 two] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_38 new] pages and taints [[Family Guy]] forever. [[Mailbag 34]] is also answered.
* 7 January - Chris updates his [[CWC Blog#7 January 2010|blog]], saying that [[Chris and his ego|his birthday should be a holiday]]. He also mentions this in other areas of the [[CWCipedia]] mainpage.
* 7 January - The ads on Chris's site are replaced by ones for [[Asperchu]].
* 8 January - Chris uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_39 two] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_40 new] pages of his [[Sonichu 10|comic]], in which he punches a guy for talking shit and cheats on his [[Lovely Weather|future wife]].
* 8 January - Chris answers [[Mailbag 35]], his Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 36]].
* 9 January - Thinking he's finally gotten through to the homos (he hasn't), Chris [[Down_with_asperchu|shifts his anger]] towards the creator of [[Asperchu]], a comic that's way more TRUE and ORIGINAL than Sonichu ever will be.
*10 January - Chris's Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 37]].
*12 January - Chris uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_41 four] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_42 new] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_43 pages] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_44 of] Sonichu 10 where he draws himself being trolled by [[fail|one of his own Sonichus]]. He also [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#I said it once and I will say it again|bitches to his admin]] about the new [[Asperchu]] ads.
*12 January - Chris's Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 38]] and [[Mailbag 39]].
*12 January - Chris [[Death threats|threatens death]] to the creator of [[Asperchu]] in a [[12 January 2010|new video]], where he punches out his ''good'' camera.
*13 January - Chris answers [[Mailbag 36]], [[Mailbag 37]], [[Mailbag 38]] ''and'' half of [[Mailbag 39]] before finally crashing into slumber.
* 14 January - Chris makes a [[14 January 2010|video]] where he rationalizes [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|cursing people]] and claims he's a [[Lie|good human being]]. He then proves to the world that he [[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N|fails at rapping AND playing the harmonica]].
* 15 January - Chris uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_47 two] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_48 new] pages of Sonichu 10.
* 15 January - Chris finishes answering [[Mailbag 39]]
* 15 January - Chris makes a [[15 January 2010|video]] calling out Alec, Evan and two others, threatening to beat them up.
* 16 January - Chris makes a [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|bizarre video]] in which he tries to brainwash us all.
* 17 January - Chris changes his shirt for the third or fourth time this year, and makes a [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|nine-minute rant against Asperchu]].
* 17 January - The Sysop removes all non-Asperchu related emails from [[Mailbag 41]] and moves them to [[Mailbag 42]].
* 18 January - Chris complains once again about the ads on the front page. The Sysop explains once again that the matter is beyond her control.
* 19 January - Chris uploads no less than 12 pages of his comic from [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_49 Page 49] to [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_60 Page 60]! He, of course, turns all messianic against [[Asperchu]].
* 19 January - Chris ''doesn't'' answer [[Mailbag 41]], choosing to delete the entire thing and replace it with a manifesto about how true and honest he is.

{{protip|If you're adding new events, be sure to add them to [[:Template:Da update|da update]] or [[:Template:CWCipediaTracker|CWCipedia Tracker]] (for [[CWCipedia]] related updates) if they are not there already (and vice versa).}}

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U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L

2010-01-16T00:44:38Z

Potatoscrub: Minor.

wh

This is the transript, someone with WikiMagic will have to make it pretty, as well as imbedding and all tha jazz. It's 1 am.

Captain's Log, Stardate... I believe it is the 15th, January 2010.
Hm. As usual, I have two more pages and I hope you all enjoyed the last page where Crystal finally got out of the mirror (link to page, can't be assed to do it myself).

But recently, I have been reminded of an old Spanish expression which goes simply as:
(Chris proceeds to mangle the Spanish language, though it can be translated to: "You need U8C43P2A37A8 (hate Asperchu) and U8C1N023V0L (love Sonichu) in order to be happy for life."

Ah, couple of strong verbs in that sent- in that statement. Say it with me.

[Chris gets scarily close to the camera, his eyebrows poised to strike]

U8C43P2A37A8... U8C43P2A37A8...

Y U8C1N023V0L... U8C1N023V0L...

Alright, stay safe and have a good day, bye- (cut-off)

U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L

2010-01-16T00:43:25Z

Potatoscrub:

wh

This is the transript, someone with WikiMagic will have to make it pretty, as well as imbedding and all tha jazz. It's 1 am.

Captain's Log, Stardate... I believe it is the 15th, January 2010.
Hm. As usual, I have two more pages and I hope you all enjoyed the last page where Crystal finally got out of the mirror (link to page, can't be assed to do it myself).

But recently, I have been reminded of an old Spanish expression which goes simply as:
(Chris proceeds to mangle the Spanish language, though it can be translated to: "You need U8C43P2A37A8 (hate Asperchu) and U8C1N023V0L (love Sonichu) in order to be happy for life."

Ah, couple of strong verbs in that sent- in that statement. Say it with me.

*Chris gets scarily close to the camera, his eyebrows poised to strike*

U8C43P2A37A8... U8C43P2A37A8...

Y U8C1N023V0L... U8C1N023V0L...

Alright, stay safe and have a good day, bye- (cut-off)

U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L

2010-01-16T00:41:38Z

Potatoscrub:

wh

This is the transript, someone with WikiMagic will have to make it pretty.

Captain's Log, Stardate... I believe it is the 15th, January 2010.
Hm. As usual, I have two more pages and I hope you all enjoyed the last page where Crystal finally got out of the mirror (link to page, can't be assed to do it myself).

But recently, I have been reminded of an old Spanish expression which goes simply as
*Chris proceeds to mangle the Spanish language*
(Translated to: You need U8C43P2A37A8 (hate Asperchu) and U8C1N023V0L (love Sonichu) in order to be happy for life.

Ah, couple of strong verbs in that sent- in that statement. Say it with me.

*Chris gets scarily close to the camera, his eyebrows poised to strike*

U8C43P2A37A8... U8C43P2A37A8...

Y U8C1N023V0L... U8C1N023V0L...

Alright, stay safe and have a good day, bye- (cut-off)

What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N

2010-01-15T01:26:55Z

Potatoscrub:

'''What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N''' was uploaded by Chris on 14 [[January 2010]]. He sings once again, performing his own variation of a "Mr. Plow Remix" that featured in a recent The Simpsons 20th Anniversary special, about how he is Christian Chandler. He proves that he cannot play the Harmonica at all.

==Video==

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{{Infobox/video
| name = What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N
| image = {{#ev:youtube|mT3OO8Jo9z4}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 14 January 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Music.png]] Music
| Shirt = [[Image:Advicedogshirt.png]] [[Advice Chris|Advice Dog]]
| previous = [[14 January 2010]]
| next = [[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N|Current]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===

Well, with indebted gratitude to Mr. Matt Groening and Mr. Moby, here's my version of that song with my name on it.

[''Chris raps along with Moby's music video, changing lyrics to [[Chris_and_his_Ego|insert himself into the song]].'']
<poem>
Say, what's the name?
Christian Chandler.
What's that name?
Christian Chandler.
What's the name?
Christian Chandler.

[[Autism|C-H-I-S-C-H-A-N]]!

Say, what's the name?
Christian Chandler.

You don't need to worry,
I'm drawing here.
Drawing in color,
With my pen and marker!

My papa was chicken,
And named me Christian Chandler.
Afternoon before the sunrise,
I have a new page for you,
Open your eyes!
New plots are a big surprise,
The hand drawn art is quality,
And that's no lie.

What's the name?
It's Christian Chandler.
</poem>
[''Chris briefly plays what he thinks is the melody on his harmonica, failing hard.'']

One, two, three!
<poem>
Say, what's the name?
Christian Chandler.
What's that name?
Christian Chandler.
What's the name?
Christian Chandler.
</poem>
[''Chris resumes playing the harmonica.'']

[''Chris stops playing and is silent while Lisa Simpson, in Moby's video, says, "Promise to never do that again."'']

Aw'right.

[[Category:Music_Videos]]

What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N

2010-01-15T01:05:49Z

Potatoscrub: Someone needs to stop me. Adding punctuation.

'''What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N''' was uploaded by Chris on 14 [[January 2010]]. He sings once again, performing his own variation of a "Mr. Plow Remix" that featured in a recent The Simpsons 20th Anniversary special, about how he is Christian Chandler. He proves that he cannot play the Harmonica at all.

==Video==

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N
| image = {{#ev:youtube|mT3OO8Jo9z4}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 14 January 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Music.png]] Music
| Shirt = [[Image:Advicedogshirt.png]] [[Advice Chris|Advice Dog]]
| previous = [[14 January 2010]]
| next = [[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N|Current]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===
{{Transcription}}

Well, with indebted gratitude to Mr. Matt Groening and Mr. Moby, here's my version of that song with my name on it.

[''Chris sings along with Moby's music video, changing lyrics to [[Chris_and_his_Ego|insert himself into the song]].'']
<poem>
Say, what's the name?
Christian Chandler.
What's that name?
Christian Chandler.
What's the name?
Christian Chandler.

[[Autism|C-H-I-S-C-H-A-N]]!

Say, what's the name?
Christian Chandler.

You don't need to worry,
I'm drawing here.
Drawing in color,
with my pen and marker!

My papa was chicken,
And named me Christian Chandler.
Afternoon before the sunrise,
I have a new page for you,
Open your eyes!
New plots are a big surprise,
The hand drawn art is quality,
And that's no lie.

What's the name?
It's Christian Chandler.
</poem>
[''Chris briefly plays what he thinks is the melody on his harmonica, failing hard.'']

One, two, three!
<poem>
Say, what's the name?
Christian Chandler.
What's that name?
Christian Chandler.
What's the name?
Christian Chandler.
</poem>
[''Chris resumes playing the harmonica.'']

[''Chris stops playing and is silent while Lisa Simpson, in Moby's video, says, "Promise to never do that again."'']

Aw'right.

What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N

2010-01-15T01:03:10Z

Potatoscrub: Small corrections.

'''What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N''' was uploaded by Chris on 14 [[January 2010]]. He sings once again, performing his own variation of a "Mr. Plow Remix" that featured in a recent The Simpsons 20th Anniversary special, about how he is Christian Chandler. He proves that he cannot play the Harmonica at all.

==Video==

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N
| image = {{#ev:youtube|mT3OO8Jo9z4}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 14 January 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Music.png]] Music
| Shirt = [[Image:Advicedogshirt.png]] [[Advice Chris|Advice Dog]]
| previous = [[14 January 2010]]
| next = [[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N|Current]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===
{{Transcription}}

Well, with indebted gratitude to Mr. Matt Groening and Mr. Moby, here's my version of that song with my name on it.

[''Chris sings along with Moby's music video, changing lyrics to [[Chris_and_his_Ego|insert himself into the song]].'']
<poem>
Say, what's the name?
Christian Chandler
What's that name?
Christian Chandler
What's the name?
Christian Chandler

[[Autism|C-H-I-S-C-H-A-N]]!

Say, what's the name?
Christian Chandler

You don't need to worry,
I'm drawing here
Drawing in color,
with my pen and marker

My papa was chicken,
And named me Christian Chandler
Afternoon before the sunrise,
I have a new page for you,
Open your eyes
New plots are a big surprise
The hand drawn art is quality,
And that's no lie

What's the name?
It's Christian Chandler
</poem>
[''Chris briefly plays what he thinks is the melody on his harmonica, failing hard.'']

One, two, three!
<poem>
Say, what's the name?
Christian Chandler
What's that name?
Christian Chandler
What's the name?
Christian Chandler
</poem>
[''Chris resumes playing the harmonica.'']

[''Chris stops playing and is silent while Lisa Simpson, in Moby's video, says, "Promise to never do that again."'']

Awright.

What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N

2010-01-15T00:57:06Z

Potatoscrub: I made a slight error in the last one. Now corrected.

'''What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N''' was uploaded by Chris on 14 [[January 2010]]. He sings once again, performing his own variation of a "Mr. Plow Remix" that featured in a recent The Simpsons 20th Anniversary special, about how he is Christian Chandler. He proves that he cannot play the Harmonica at all.

==Video==

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N
| image = {{#ev:youtube|mT3OO8Jo9z4}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 14 January 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Music.png]] Music
| Shirt = [[Image:Advicedogshirt.png]] [[Advice Chris|Advice Dog]]
| previous = [[14 January 2010]]
| next = [[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N|Current]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===
Well, with in debt and gratitude to Mr. Matt Groening and Mr. Moby, here's my version of that song with my name on it.

[''Begins to dance like a retard'']

Say what's da name? Christian Chandler! What's dat name? Christian Chandler! What's da name? Christian Chandler! C H I S C H A N! Say what's da name? Christian Chandler! You don't need to worry I'm drawing here! Drawing and coloring with my pen and marker! My papa was chicken and named me Christian Chandler! Afternoon before sunrise, I'll have a new page for ya, open your eyes. The new plots are a big surprise! The hand-drawn art is quality and that's no lie. What's the name? It's Christian Chandler!

[''Blows into the harmonica with no musical rhythm'']

One! Two! Three! Say what's da name? Christian Chandler! What's dat name? Christian Chandler! What's da name? Christian Chandler!

[''Blows again'']

[''Lisa Simpson is heard from the background''] Promise you'll never do that again.
[''Chris responds''] Aw'right.

What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N

2010-01-15T00:55:42Z

Potatoscrub: He doesn't say the "R". Also replaced the (???) with words.

'''What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N''' was uploaded by Chris on 14 [[January 2010]]. He sings once again, performing his own variation of a "Mr. Plow Remix" that featured in a recent The Simpsons 20th Anniversary special, about how he is Christian Chandler. He proves that he cannot play the Harmonica at all.

==Video==

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N
| image = {{#ev:youtube|mT3OO8Jo9z4}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 14 January 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Music.png]] Music
| Shirt = [[Image:Advicedogshirt.png]] [[Advice Chris|Advice Dog]]
| previous = [[14 January 2010]]
| next = [[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N|Current]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===
Well, with in debt and gratitude to Mr. Matt Groening and Mr. Moby, here's my version of that song with my name on it.

[''Begins to dance like a retard'']

Say what's da name? Christian Chandler! What's dat name? Christian Chandler! What's da name? Christian Chandler! C H I S C H A N! Say what's da name? Christian Chandler! You don't need to worry I'm drawing here! Drawing and coloring with my pen and marker! My papa was chicken and named me Christian Chandler! Afternoon before sunrise, I'll have a new page for ya, open your eyes. The new plots are a big surprise! My hand-drawn art is quality and that's no lie. What's the name? It's Christian Chandler!

[''Blows into the harmonica with no musical rhythm'']

One! Two! Three! Say what's da name? Christian Chandler! What's dat name? Christian Chandler! What's da name? Christian Chandler!

[''Blows again'']

[''Lisa Simpson is heard from the background''] Promise you'll never do that again.
[''Chris responds''] Aw'right.