The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail

2014-02-22T06:48:37Z

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'''The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail''' was introduced in [[Sub-Episode 7]] of [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]], wherein Chris fellated a beverage whilst evading [[jerkop]]s. Numerous [[Trolls]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] pointed out that the clumsy artwork make it look like Chris was sucking on a big, fat phallus, playing on his deeply-rooted fear of becoming a [[homos|homo]]. In the version posted on [[CWCipedia]], Chris has edited the Oversized Drinking Straw to look slightly less retarded:

[[Image:Chris-Straw-Retcon.JPG|center]]

It's worth noting that even the "new, improved" Drinking Straw is wider than any of cartoon Chris-chan's fingers or thumbs, and the part above the bend is for some reason narrower than the part below. Also, given the nature of Chris's terrible artwork, it's hard to determine which of the following is correct about his "new" mouth...

'''1> ''Is his mouth wide open?'''''
:If this is the case, it would be impossible to drink in the manner depicted. The drinker's lips have to form an airtight seal around the straw in order to draw liquid up through it, unless you have vacuum lungs.

'''2> ''Has he drawn himself with massive [[niggos|niggo]] lips?'''''
:Chris's lips may have simply ballooned to an enormous size, giving the impression that [[tomgirl|he's wearing lipstick now]].

Whatever the truth may be, Chris cannot even correct any of his mistakes without finding some other way to screw up in the process.

==Gallery==

<center><gallery>
Image:Straw.jpg|Like father, like son.
Image:SWEETHEARTS.jpeg|GENTLEMEN.
Image:Slurp1.png|Slurp.
Image:Slurp2.jpg|SLURP!
Image:PVCC_44.png|
Image:Asperstraw.png|''[[Asperchu]]'' variant.
Image:Freudslipstraw.png| Could the straw be a euphemism for Chris' own bent [[duck]]?
Image:ChrisVSstrawcanvaspainting.jpg|Serious skills.
Image:Chris_chan_straw.png|
Image:OversizedStrawDarkRoomPoton.png| Chris Chan drinking from his oversized straw in a poorly lit room, much like his own.
</gallery></center>

==See also==

*[[Get-Tar Region]]
*[[Sonichu 8]]
*[[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu]]
*[[Chris and Art]]
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[[Category:Relics of Fail]]

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2014-02-22T06:46:21Z

PotonF: Chris Chan drinking from his oversized straw in a terrifying room, much like his own.

Chris Chan drinking from his oversized straw in a terrifying room, much like his own.

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The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail

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