Mal-Wart

2015-05-25T04:50:00Z

PppkFlllyd: It's actually a spoonerism

{{quote|But I sat silent for a minute, then I said to [[W-M-Manajerk|him]], “I do not speek [''sic''] to any Man other than myself, because [[JERKS|they]] all have taken all the pretty girls leaving me with none.” Verbal Combat had started, and during the fight, I ran off, still giving verbal punishment, as well as da finger, and many “[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Has]].” I nearly backed up onto him with my [[Son-Chu|car]], and I gave him another finger. Then I dashed off.|[[CWC's Diary#June 2005|CWC's Diary]], 22 [[June 2005]]}}

[[Image:Walmart Charlottesville.jpg|thumb|Charlottesville Wal-Mart branch]]
[[Image:Ruckersville Walmart 2010.jpg|thumb|[[Ruckersville]] Wal-Mart branch]]
[[File:Malwart.JPG|Close, but no [[Tobacky|cigar]].|thumb]]
'''Mal-Wart''' is [[Chris]]'s spoonerism for [[Wikipedia:Wal-Mart|Wal-Mart]] in his [[comic]]s.

==Chris and Wal-Mart==
[[File:Chris 09.jpg|thumb|Chris at Mal-Wart on 3 or 4 [[September 2011]].]]
In [[June 2005]] the [[Charlottesville]] Wal-Mart served as an [[Attraction Location]] for Chris's never ending [[Love Quest]]. Chris would go to the in-store [[McDonald's]], set up his stuff, and wait around for hours.

On 22 June 2005 Chris was confronted by the men he identified as [[B-Manajerk]] and [[Merried Seinor Comic]], who took issue with his [[Attraction Sign]] and called the [[jerkop|jerkops]] on him. Chris hid the sign and denied that he had it, but he was banned from entering the Wal-Mart anyway. However, Chris interpreted this to mean he was only banned from the McDonald's he was in at the time.

On 25 June, Chris attempted again to loiter and came into conflict with the B-Manajerk over his [[Pixelblock]] sculptures. The conflict drew the attention of the [[W-M-Manajerk]]. When the Wal-Mart manager attempted to reason with him, Chris ran away, almost hitting the manager with his car. He would later gloat about this.

Chris would return to Wal-Mart in [[October 2009]], forcing one of the female employees to measure him for a [[sports bra]].

A new Wal-Mart location opened in Chris's hometown of [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]]<ref>[http://www.nbc29.com/global/story.asp?s=11501642 Wal-Mart Breaks Ground In Ruckersville]</ref> on 18 [[August 2010]].<ref>[http://walmartstores.com/pressroom/news/10185.aspx Ruckersville Walmart Associates Welcome Customers to New Store]</ref> Prompted by [[Jackie]], Chris applied for work at the new Wal-Mart in [[October 2010]], or at least he said he did.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref> To all the evidence, he was not offered a position.

Chris was banned from the Ruckersville Wal-Mart in September [[2013]] after vandalising an Xbox One sign to read "[[HEXBox|HEXbox]] One" with a permanent marker.<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris_Expresses_His_Outrage_for_Walmart]]</ref> Over a year later, an [[Apology Letters‎|apology letter]] written to the store was leaked. In it, he says how inconvenient it is for him to have to go to [[Get-Tar Region|Target]] instead, and how he would like to be able to shop there again.

Said apology letter later turned out to be a possible fabrication, as on 3 [[January 2015]] it was [[CWCki Forums|leaked]] that Chris supposedly has caused a scene at Wal-Mart and even had his [[26 December 2014|pepper-spray]] on hand.<ref>[http://cwckiforums.com/threads/chris-may-be-in-even-bigger-trouble-now.6870/ Chris May Be In Even Bigger Now | CWCki Forums]</ref>

==References in the comic==
Chris chronicles his expulsion from Wal-Mart in ''[[Sonichu 3#Sub-Episode 4: Christian Chandler in "McAttack"|Sonichu #3, Sub-Episode 4]]''. In Chris's fantasy world, instead of being asked to leave nicely, he is confronted by B-Manajerk and Merried Seinor Comic and instead of whatever verbal exchange that may have actually occurred Chris fights the [[Manajerks]] as Super [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] alongside [[Darkbind Sonichu]]. It's impossible to discern what actually happened, but because of Chris's refusal to leave, or stay away, the Wal-Mart Regional Manager appears on the scene as W-M-Manajerk.

These events are reprinted in ''[[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 5: Christian Chandler in "McAttack part 2"|Sonichu #4, Sub-Episode 4 part 2]]'' were the fight between Chris and W-M-Manajerk continues. Chris's interpretation of the events take a huge departure from reality. To battle W-M-Manajerk Chris uses his pixel block [[Heart Torch of Fail|Heart Torch]] to summon his identical twin sister [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] (not to be confused with his future daughter, doubly named [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Weston Chandler]]). After a bizarre display of super powers and some long, boring speeches, Chris wins and buys Crystal lunch.

B-Manajerk, Merried Seinor Comic and W-M-Manajerk all reappear in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] as part of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]].

==See also==
*[[Get-Tar Region]]
*[[The GAMe PLACe]]

==Sources==
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