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== Flipnote Hatena return ==

So... how many <s>days</s> <s>hours</s> minutes before he's banned? --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 04:57, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:Well, they've been up for almost 12 hours now. He must have flown under the mod's radar. That's going to change since we're now aware of this development. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:04, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

And will we get many more badly drawn, idiotic animations? Also what is the general opinion of what we want to happen here? Do we want to report him so he will get banned again and rage, or do we want to see where he goes with this? -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 05:02, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
* Already reported his water maze dream. May as well to be perfectly honest. Besides, I don't think we'll get anything new, and I would love to see him rage about Flipnote Hatena Moderators for banning him because he is BAwwwwwtistic. Jump on the Pickle train, destination, Chris. [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 02:33 25, July 2010 (UTC)

Knowing how fast Chris got banned from Flipnote Hatena(what was it, a week or two before he got perma-banned?), it will probably be even shorter. I mean, does he seriously think he can get back on and no one will notice? He's a real tool if he thinks Trolls aren't going to mess with him or report him, and an idiot if he thinks that the Moderators on FH wont notice his shenanigans and kick him right off. Also, how did he get around the ban? He must be using a library computer or something, or bought a new DS just to get around it. [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 01:37 25, July 2010

SakuraBlossom is posting again. Apparently she had the watery maze dream too. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 06:38, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

:Any chance of a link to her channel? This sounds interesting. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 07:32, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
::*http://flipnote.hatena.com/mobile/9C6792D0F3618798@DSi/ is SakuraBlossom's profile. She gave him a butt-tonne of stars just before. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:02, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:::* Thanks. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 15:58, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

'''Hey guys. Delabonte here. I don't want to have to be the one to point out the obvious but you all have Autism so here goes. How about you not report Chris this time? Haven't you realised that getting him banned from one of his few outlets is completely retarded? I know you think you're achieving something, but you are achieving the wrong thing. Think about it carefully. What was funnier, when he was making these cartoons or when he vanished and did nothing?''' --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 12:04, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

:Thanks for the sorely-needed message (and the protip), but I fear it may be too late as some have already taken the initiative to rat him out. Even without the dumbasses prematurely ending our fun, I'm sure it's just a matter of time until Chris gets HIMSELF in trouble with the mods. In the meantime, let's see if he catches a hold of a certain cherry flower who wants to be his heartsweet. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 14:09, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:*As far as we know, he hasn't responded to Sakura aside from in email. Still, it's important he not find out, or he could discover the woman who had the watery maze dream too... That would be a disaster. Also, I do agree; quit reporting him. It's funnier if/when he gets banned because of his own actions. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:08, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
::*Anybody who reports Chris is a moron. Also, this means he bought another DSi. And that's just sad.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:21, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

Update: Flipnotes previously reported to be taken down are (surprise) back up again. Oh Chris. (Hopefully this time around the trolltards won't do any reporting.) --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 01:53, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

== New tweets ==

Yeah. Chris has tweeted yet again, promoting his Sonichu Modnation crap and asking for ‘5-Star Votes’. No mention of Flipnote or anything related, though.--[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 08:02, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

== Where is Chris? ==

It seems like he has been pretty inactive lately. There have been no new updates since July 26th. I wonder what he is doing. What is he up to? Any thoughts?
-Interested bystander 08/10/2010
*Chris is playing [[ModNation Racers]]. He has been for quite a while. Nothing will happen for some time. Same thing happened when he got LBP. Also, you don't have to type your name out and stuff. Just put 4 tildes (~) after your message and it will sign your post for you. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 22:35, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

This quiet spell is killing me, someone go fire a petrol bomb through his house, get some reaction.. anything! If i lived within 3 hours of him, swear to god i'd be there everyday with my camera staking him out. --[[User:Bentduck|Bentduck]] 04:47, 12 August 2010 (PDT)
:*Heh. The thing is... doing stuff that would make anyone RAEG (or at least, respond with huge amounts of emotion and anger) isn't really what's funny. The funny thing is doing [[Miyamoto|something]] [[Liquid|really]] [[Asperchu|minor]] that wouldn't phase anyone else, or would even amuse them, then watching him explode with disproportionate tard rage. There's also this tiny, niggling doubt in the back of my mind that... unless it actually hit Chris's room, or his car, or his parents raged at him for it (therefore inconveniencing him), he honestly wouldn't care. He'd just call it 'sad' or something. Chris really only cares about himself. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:59, 12 August 2010 (PDT)

Maybe Chris is still getting into stupid shit, but we're not seeing it. Maybe he was already banned from FAF for being a creep. We can't know at this point, but the possibility that we're missing out on some heavy shit is pretty frustrating. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 02:28, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

For some reason I am really interested in the whole Chris saga. I find him to be a pretty interesting person. I wish I lived near him so I could actually see him in action or actually talk to him. I tried adding him on facebook but apparently he never checks his facebook anymore. [[User:Interested bystander|Interested bystander]] 12:54, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

I swear this whole 2 year saga is like the best thing on the internet, but even so a lot of it has been dominated by quite spells. Then he'll release a new episode and in a whirlwind of shit and comeuppance he'll find his new sweetheart (I.E. any girl who dares to even acknowledge his existence, besides his mother.). Until then we just got be patient. [[User:Open the udder|Open the udder]] 15:34, 24 August 2010 (PDT)

== Not a forum crackdown ==

Given recent events, I'm starting to get pissed about people who are using CWCki as a forum. Next person to do any of the follow (list not inclusive): posting trolling plans, posting personal comments on videos (like commenting how stupid Chris is), or pretty much '''anything that is not pertaining to improvement of the article will result in temporary bans.''' If you have any questions about this, feel free to contact me. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:58, 17 August 2010 (PDT)
*champ, despite you being the most cwcki leader of all cwcki things, to be honest, you're not doing a very good job of enforcing this. you SHOULD call it a forum crackdown. you should call it Crackdown: The End of All Things: The Movie [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 18:29, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

== He has returned ==

Dry spell officially over? --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 06:05, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

* That has still yet to be seen, but it appears so... I would, however, expect more video's soon in the immediate future given how much Chris has obsessed over his 10 year high-school reunion. When he finds out it isn't going to happen or he wasn't invited, there will definitely be some more videos (either of him crying about how the Greene County School board conspired to keep him out of the reunion, or raging against the school itself for not inviting him). Keep your eyes peeled, this high school reunion whining has the potential to become a saga in itself --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 06:10, 27 August 2010

if not the reunion this "trollbusters" alone could be another ego trip worth laughing at[[User:Mr.moose|Mr.moose]] 09:26, 27 August 2010
==Death of the Beloved PS3==
I don't understand why Chris destroyed his PS3... isn't formating the drive mean he just deleted all the data on the hard drive? I mean I realize he had a ton of shit on there but, now he has to buy a new one when he couldve just started from scratch with his old one... Anyone mind elaborating on this?[[User:Open the udder|Open the udder]] 01:21, 30 August 2010 (PDT)
:This is either a gross overreaction to losing his hard drive (most of the content on which could easily be replaced, such as comics, songs, and purchased content.) or a somewhat extreme attempt at <s>re</s>gaining a social life. It actually reminds me of when I was a kid and I lost one of my Pokemon due to a trading glitch and came to the retarded conclusion that I should just wipe my entire save file. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 12:10, 30 August 2010 (PDT)
:: who knows. my guess is that he will probably buy another one eventually with his tugboat
:::What about the rumors that he was trying to collect a bounty from trolls. [[User:Abyssal|Abyssal]] 22:37, 31 August 2010 (PDT)
::::Rumors and nothing more. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 06:01, 1 September 2010 (PDT)
Speaking of unsubstantiated rumors, I also heard that Chris's PSN is active again. Can anyone confirm? --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 06:32, 1 September 2010 (PDT)

==Chris spotted at Fashion Square...Again.==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34ueHWOKMh0 The guy who made the FAF vids posted this.]

Any thoughts? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 17:13, 31 August 2010 (EST)

: He looks almost normal. Interesting... -[[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 14:26, 31 August 2010 (PDT)

:Same orange shirt from this weekend's second video. I wonder if he's giving up on the trucker vest. Kind of disappointing, really, in the plain old slacks and a t-shirt he just looks like a garden-variety fat dude. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 14:27, 31 August 2010 (PDT)
::Chris is seriously not aging well. The more normal he dresses, the more obvious his poor health becomes. What I see is a mass of orange filth, and from that mass, four scrawny, sickly limbs have sprouted. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 15:09, 31 August 2010 (PDT)
:::Maybe it's 'cos I live in the South. Take him out of the clown shirt and Chris isn't all that unusual down here. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 16:14, 31 August 2010 (PDT)
The way he's sitting suggests he's "spreading his plumage" just like his Captain Morgan pose with the muscle bra at FAF. He still fucking believes he's the apex of masculinity and women will flock to him if he makes himself visible. Of course, the only thing he's showcasing sitting like that is his gut and man boobs.

Should we add this to the [[Attraction Sign]] page? Same concept, Chris is just getting more and more implicit about it. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 14:38, 31 August 2010 (PDT)
:He's not becoming more implicit, he's just becoming more lazy about it. Back in 2005, he actually put a tiny degree of effort into his attraction methods. Now he's not even trying anymore. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 15:02, 31 August 2010 (PDT)
:There is no attraction sign in that video. Chris is just lusting after the chick while he sits slumped in the seat, at the height of his glory. --[[User:CaptainCanuck|CaptainCanuck]] 20:46, 31 August 2010 (PDT)

== Jerkops wanted ==

I'm looking for a few new jerkops.

Prereqs:

1) must not be a fag (homosexuals alright, I mean people who are just stupid).
2) must obsessively or at least semi-obsessively monitor the CWCki
3) must have a spine.
4) you must have been editing the CWCki for a while (in other words, I recognize your name).

Being a jerkop ''will not'' get you any special privileges. You will not get privy information about Chris. You will not get to troll Chris. You will probably not get any honor or glory. You will however get a userbox.

Contact info on my userpage.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:58, 7 September 2010 (PDT)

:ME ME ME ME ME ME [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 18:00, 7 September 2010 (PDT)
:*No. Everyone else contact me privately.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:01, 7 September 2010 (PDT)

== Chris mentioned on Atop the Fourth Wall ==

Linkara mentioned ''Sonichu'' and Chris in his latest video "15 Comics I'll Never Review", under the entry regarding webcomics. The Embodiment of the Internet showed up and forced him to review ''Sonichu'', but then settled for a ''Sonic'' comic.

The episode in question: http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2010/09/top-15-comics-ill-never-review.html -- [[User:TobyMobias|TobyMobias]] 22:13, 7 September 2010 (PDT)
:I watched it earlier today and I lol'd hard when he mentioned it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:28, 7 September 2010 (PDT)

== Any news on Chris' High School Reunion ==

Hello everyone, I'm mostly a lurker but ever since I found out about this site I couldn't help myself and dig deeper into Mr. Chandler's mind. Chris has been hell bent on trying to go to his high school reunion, hoping to meet his old gal-pals. I've been trying to find anything about Manchester High School on the internet, hoping to find anything about anyone planning a 10 year reunion. From alumniclass.com to facebook, looks like no one is planning anything or seems to care about their high school reunion. I found this on alumniclass.com, but it looks like a troll made this. [http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c381/ShinGokuIAM/Others/MHSClassReunion00.jpg] I'm going to try and keep digging but I doubt anyone cares about this high school reunion. [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 07:55, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

== Laser Pointer Shit ==
This post is six months old but it hasn't been mentioned here so I thought it might be worth crossposting.

"I have witnessed Chris Chan in the flesh and he's kind of a running joke at work. He would shine his laser pointer at a woman I worked with in order to get her attention, I guess because she fit his physical criteria, except that she was not boyfriend-free." ''-Komet, Something Awful Forums''

[[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 19:56, 10 December 2010 (PST)

== Is this the end? ==
We haven't heard anything from Chris since November. Unless we somehow find a way to troll him through the PSN, could this be the end of the trolling as we know it? [[User:Tyranogre|Tyranogre]] 22:11, 14 January 2011 (PST)

:Chris will always come back to the internet. Once he realizes nobody will ever love him in real life, he'll come back to the internet, thus allowing us to troll him. I'm pretty sure he'll go back to being stupid(er). Although he probably won't put effort into a sweetheart. [[User:PedoforkBait|PedoforkBait]] 16:40, 10 January 2011 (PST)

== Want to see Chris in public ==

Head out to the fashion square mall on a saturday between 3-4. Being the autistic creature of habit he is, he always shows up, with Bob.
[[User:CFA|CFA]] 16:00, 23 January 2011 (PST)CFA

== CWCki captioning side project ==

There's a lot of talented people on the CWCki and since not a lot is going on with Chris, we can use this time to really do something terrific. One thing I think we can work on is assisting our sister project, [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] with captioning. I was able to make one for [[MEOW]] and it turned out fine.

Captioning videos isn't too difficult, I used [http://accessify.com/tools-and-wizards/accessibility-tools/easy-youtube-caption-creator/ this] though I hear [http://captiontube.appspot.com/ this] is a good resource as well. You can use CWCki transcripts for the captions and otherwise it's not too difficult.

Helping out with this means that the hearing impaired can now experience the fail that is Chris, in addition to people who want to watch Chris's videos without hearing Chris's voice. This can also lead to translating Chris's videos into other languages.

Participation means getting your name mention in the video description and you'll get a pretty cool user box (TBD). The more you contribute, the cooler user boxes you'll get.

Send your captions (upload them to MediaFire or some site like that) and message them to Abuelita on TheCWCvilleLibrary. Be sure you mention your CWCki name so you can get credit and so I can get you a sweet ass userbox.

I plan on contributing myself, so by all means participate.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:41, 7 February 2011 (PST)
*Just to bring it to your attention, both of those links are the same. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 10:28, 8 February 2011 (PST)
:*NUH-UH.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:54, 8 February 2011 (PST)
*I started doing the Chris's DVD videos (just to follow the channel's order), I could translate them to Spanish too.[[User:Cesare|Cesare]] 15:03, 8 February 2011 (PST)
**I should probably say that I did the JenkinsJinkies application video and Hello Juffalo/Downs with the Clowns, just so that nobody else does them a second time. Should we have a separate page cataloging which videos have been done by who? [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 15:07, 8 February 2011 (PST)
::*I wasn't sure if we should make this a separate CWCki project but it might be handy. Post which videos you plan on working on [[CWCki:Caption Crusade|here]]. If you can translate Chris's into Spanish, that'd be great Cesare.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:37, 8 February 2011 (PST)

== Inside the Pickle Suit is canceled ==

Due to lack of interest by relevant parties, the project is canceled. The interview with Ivy will still go on (as we've already paid the seance and the deposit was non-refundable). If you wanna bitch, go to [[IRC]] and bitch to the people who opted out. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:52, 9 February 2011 (PST)
*Though to be fair, the issue of in-character versus out of character discussion, essentially trolls breaking the fourth wall in the theatrics of Chris would be a difficult issue to reconcile .--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:08, 9 February 2011 (PST)

I don't blame them if they don't want to do it. There's no pressure, and I respect the people behind the scenes too much for them to risk giving away personal details or revelations that could end up backfiring on them. Lord knows no one needs to give Chris anything of value(however small), better to be safe than sorry. I say let sleeping dogs lye. --[[Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 05:29 10, February 2011 (EST)

Agreed. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 08:12, 10 February 2011 (PST)

== NeverOnHexBox ==

I'm sure some of you might have seen this already, I was surprised it wasn't on the CWCki, but Chris is back on under a new Youtube Channel. Here, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu75tzrwLAU, you just have to see it for yourself. I swear, the internet and video games are Chris' Heroin and Cocaine. --[[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 01:49, 14 February 2011 (EST)
*That's not Chris, that's just someone posting videos of his levels. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 23:02, 13 February 2011 (PST)
* Either way, it counts as being back in my books. --[[user:Chris_pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 02:16, 13 February 2011 (EST)

== Back on MySpace? ==

Chris's [[MySpace]] showed a recent login on 26 [[February 2011]]. Some notable edits show that he's now even more picky when it comes to his courtship expectations: "You must be pretty, single, and willing to meet me and my papa at Casa De Chandler with[in] two days of first contact." He also seems to be taking a different view towards [[jerks]]: "I am also open to friendships with Guys; for many years I shunned men because of how they treated me but now I am cool with being friends with them."

Now this may be a troll and not him, but if it is him, is this something worth noting on [[Template:Da_update|Da Update]] or something? Maybe note the changes on the page about his MySpace? [[User:BrianBash|BrianBash]] 03:24, 26 February 2011 (PST)

Well, we should look a little further into this before jumping to conclusions. It's pretty easy to hack a Myspace account, and if it's one owned by Chris, then it's even easier to take. Not only that, his Myspace has been inactive for a pretty long time. The message sounds like something Chris would say, but this can be imitated as we know.

This is the first time since he left that there's been any sort of major signs from him on the internet, if he is trying to get back into his internet crawl spaces, he's certainly trying to be a little more discreet about it, and posting this as an update on the CWCki might scare him away if he see's it(since he checks the CWCki), so perhaps a little causion is needed. I'll check this out though. --[[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 02:31, 28, February 2011 (EST)

It's a decent impression if it's not him. [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 09:46, 28 February 2011 (PST)

*It's not Chris, I'll tell you that much. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:42, 28 February 2011 (PST)

== I can not believe I missed this all until earlier this week... ==

So it wasn't until a youtube partner known as BLACKbusterCritic posted a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSMWckfTfuM video] on him that I learned of CWC's existence... It's so funny that I was able to live in ignorance for so long... Anyway, I am so upset that I missed this all because there is so much information out there, and I want to learn it all.

I hope Chris comes back, I need some more humor in my life.

Keep doing a good job on the site, I am so sad to see ED is down... Hoping that site also comes back.

[[User:Raku|Raku]] 14:27, 16 April 2011 (PDT)

== ED is gone ==

*ED has folded. The owners sold the site and ran like hell. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 22:35, 16 April 2011 (PDT)CFA
** Hi Slowpoke!--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:24, 16 April 2011 (PDT)
*Oh, since you are so ahead of the curve, you have updated the ED page on the site and the like right? Otherwise, fuck off. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 14:40, 18 April 2011 (PDT)CFA
:*That's like a 5-year-olds response. Everyone fucking knows that ED is gone, and no one has to edit the ED article like a stupid motherfucker to prove that they know it. --[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 15:03, 18 April 2011 (PDT)
*Actually, we did edit the article to replace the links a couple days ago. The articles are pretty current. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:12, 18 April 2011 (PDT)

== Bob is dead? ==

>Sonichu is no longer being updated. My father's passing has been too great for me

>My father's passing has been too great for me[http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm](linked from [[Adult_Swim_posts]])

What? [[User:GunLowEgg|GunLowEgg]] 14:56, 25 April 2011 (PDT)

:I remember seeing that over a year ago. It was hacked way back. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:11, 25 April 2011 (PDT)

:Not the real Chris. Seriously... --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:14, 25 April 2011 (PDT)
::>> :( It is like I Lost Patti All Over Again.
:::Made me think it was real [[User:GunLowEgg|GunLowEgg]] 07:01, 26 April 2011 (PDT)

== Annoucning the CWCki Forums ==

Because I'm tired of fuckers using talk pages as forums, which clogs up recent changes and takes away time I could be improving the CWCki, I've created a forum for the CWCki [http://cwcki.yuku.com/ here]. Hopefully this will be a bit more civilized than the Offshore CWCki. Pretty much you can go nuts talking about Chris, I don't care, just keep it off the CWCki. By all mean post suggestions for boards you'd like to see and anything else on the CWCki Forums forum. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:22, 11 May 2011 (PDT)

== Chris Chan on Christian Message Board ==

[http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=64266 The Landover Baptist Church Forum]

Obvious Fake. Way to coherent to be Chris --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 13:01, 14 July 2011 (PDT)
:No duh. Landover Baptist is a fake Christian website. It's to religious fundamentalism as The Onion is to journalism. Why would someone try to pretend to be Chris there? Did they confuse Landover Baptist Church with Westboro Baptist Church? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 13:57, 14 July 2011 (PDT)

== Facebook back up? ==

[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002534669114]

Looks like he put this back up after the small down time. -- [[User:Westbound|Westbound]] 12:43, 19 July 2011 (PDT)

*I saw this yesterday, I tried to friend him, but he still hasn't accepted. It could be him, because it's simple and not Screaming Christian Weston Chandler and sonichu. If it is him, it needs to be investigated slowly and carefully, no "Hey are you really Chris-Chan, JULAY!, Sonichu!," and we can't all friend him at the same time or he'll get suspicious and check CWCki, and we can't jump the gun and post he has a new facebook, this is his longest dry spell by one month. So basically lurk and keep quiet. [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 13:17, 19 July 2011 (PDT)
**I agree...if you use his email address, this one comes up. The odds of that happening and it not being Chris is crazy. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 16:08, 19 July 2011 (PDT)
***So theres a strong chance its him, so we need to be very gentle, he's fragile. We might not want to talk about it on Cwcki, maybe move it to the Cwcki forums, but inconspicuously. Lets not fuck this up like the last one. Please, DO NOT post this on the front page or he will find out. [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 19:31, 19 July 2011 (PDT)
**** If you don't want it found out, it's probably best to delete this then. Let the professionals handle Chris, just sit back and
watch the show... --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 20:00, 19 July 2011 (PDT)
***** I agree, maybe this should be deleted for now (this section at least). --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:21, 19 July 2011 (PDT)
*On second thought I typed CWCSonichu@aol.com and a different CWC account came up [http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1477162034], but it wasn't the same one I found yesterday and Westbound posted. So both should be checked out. [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 20:07, 19 July 2011 (PDT)

== Recent CWC Sighting ==

I saw CWC about 3:45pm Today at Chesterfield Towne Center here in Richmond, VA. It's more like Midlothian, VA. CWC was walking around in his blue & red stripe shirt, he had earrings and his hair was all over the place. He also had a bag from Pink. I was kinda dumbfounded because WTF is he doing here in Richmond. I called out to him and he was scared shitless because he thought I was going to rob him or something because I'm a fat black kid wearing all black. He asked me if I knew him and I said no and I felt really stupid for calling him out and not taking a picture first. He just said "Ummmm OK I don't know you and you better leave me alone" and he walks off into the Gamestop. I left that mall super quick because I knew he would try and call the cops on me for saying that I was harassing him or some shit. He scared the shit out of me when I first saw him because I totally didn't expect to see him in Chesterfield County. I guess him and his mom moved back to Chesterfield since their house is a shit hole. I know everyone is going to say pics or it didn't happen but yeah I'm a dumbass for not taking a picture first before call him or something. I had my phone in my hand but it was just a huge WTF moment. [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 14:08, 28 December 2011 (PST)
:If Chris really has moved to Chesterfield then this probably wont be the last time he goes to that area. Keep hanging around that place for a while to see if you can find him again and snap a photo. Wear different clothing so he doesn't immediately recognize you. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 15:03, 28 December 2011 (PST)
::No need for him to change his clothing - Chris's facial recognition skills are so bad (see the Blanca saga for example) that the original poster has nothing to worry about (presuming he really saw Chris and isn't lying for the sake of attention). - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 17:07, 28 December 2011 (PST)
:::Too much conjecture for me, and you are 100% correct, we are all going to say pics or it didn't happen. {{unsigned|Slimz}}

== Do we have enough content to create a "Public Sightings" page? ==

It seems like a good idea. There's pretty much no activity coming from Chris these past few months and there must be some public sighting pics or videos we could compile while we wait for his return. [[User:Price fister|Price fister]] 13:01, 24 February 2012 (PST)PriceFister

2011-07-07T15:20:40Z

Price fister:

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Uploaded on 29 [[November 2009]], '''Mailbag 7''' is the seventh batch of letters for [[Chris]] to answer/censor.

This mailbag contains several encore appearances of people featured in previous mailbags, namely [[Mailbag 4#In which Chris is rude to a young girl|the devout 14-year old girl]], aspiring artist [[Mailbag 2#This looks shopped|Emmy Bardot]] and Alaskan-native Levi Johnston. There are a few e-mails carefully designed to gently bring up topics that Chris is in serious denial about, such as his [[obesity]]. There are also a few weird ones, like a Muslim boy's love of [[Sonichu]] threatening his life, and some wacko promoting 2D love.

Chis was scheduled to answer them all on the 29th, but he didn't actually get around to it until 1 [[December 2009|December]]. His responses were more pompous and condescending than ever before. The irony in lecturing about employment and cleaning seems to be completely lost on him. He responded to the second letter in the mailbag by explaining why he's fully justified in closing his mind to the idea of [[Autism]] and [[Asperger's Syndrome]] being similar, then in the very next letter he berates someone for following a closed-minded religion. Presumably Chris wants her to open her mind and her [[china|vagina]]. Other Highlights include Chris desperately trying to come up with ways the Rosechus are different, and claiming that Albert Einstein was autistic.

==Answered==
===Good housekeeping===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Jeffrey Dahmer|Jeffrey Dahmer]] <youreinvitedfordinner@yahoo.com>
Chris,

First, thank you for taking the time to answer all these fan letters!

Anyway, my apartment is a HUGE MESS right now, and I just can't seem to get motivated to start cleaning, or even where to start for that matter. It's getting out of control, some of my neighbors are complaining about the smell and I feel embarrased about having anyone over. The fridge smells really bad too and I'm afraid to even look in there.

Do you have any advice? How do you find the motivation to start cleaning house when the task is so overwhelming? If you have any ideas I'd love to hear them.

Hungrily yours,
Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer}}
{{EmailReply|I would say, Just Start Cleaning; Get Rid of all the stuff You Know SHOULD be disposed of. Trash ALL the Trash; donate some of your no-longer-wanted/needed stuff to a Goodwill. And face the fear; look in your fridge and clean it out. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:05, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Oh shit another Asperger's email===
{{Email|From: Arizona Bay <seeyoudowninarizonabay@gmail.com>
Hi, Chris.

Please do not jump to any conclusions here. I would ask that you read the entire message before responding.

I've got a little question for you. As you're no doubt aware, plenty of other people sending you mail have asked questions regarding your stance on Asperger's Syndrome. You, of course, have responded that your mind is closed to discussion. I'd like to ask you a question about this: how can you honestly doubt, with absolute surety, the statements of medical professionals? I noticed that at least one poster here on the mailbag has stated that he is in medical school. Have you ever attended medical school, Mr. Chandler? No, you have not. You have no understanding of psychology whatsoever, so how can you be so certain that Asperger's is "TOTALLY DIFFERENT" from autism?

A closed mind is a credulous mind, Mr. Chandler, and everyone is wrong once in a while.

(Incidentally, I have some experience in psychology and have acted as an orderly in special education schools, so a great deal of this comes from personal experience.)

Yours,
Arizona Bay.}}
{{EmailReply|Well, I have read your whole message, and you have the right to your own opinion, as did the other people who asked about the subject. I state my opinion on the subject as it is my right as well to my own opinion. Aspergers is MORE classified to those who come down with it LATER in life during their ADULT years. Autism happens from nearly the start. With that being a MAJOR difference between the two among other differences, I again rest my case. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:05, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Grrrlpowaanow 2: the Christianing===
{{Email|From: grrrlpowaanow@aol.com
I am writing this in response to your response to my email.

First, I am disappointed that you "rejected" my email. It wasn't offensive or mislabeling. It was honest content from my true heart and, like you said, you should be a man and take criticism. My criticism of your comic is that it goes against God and the Bible, and it does in the instances I've mentioned.

Second, it does not matter if either nun was or wasn't a lesbian. The Bible says every child deserves one mother and one father. Not two mommies, like the [[homos]]exuals do, because that confuses the child's gender. I'm greatly disappointed that you would promote anti-Christian ideals like girls having two moms.

Third, sex is meant to be done for procreation only. Anything else is sin, plain and simple. Sex done in public is also a sin. Read the Bible. It is very specific that sex is meant to be done between one man and one woman, and that's it. Not an audience, and not "for fun." God hates hanky-panky, and Hell is full of perverts who enjoy looking at pornographic material.

Fourth, "[[Rosechu]] became a [[wild]] beast" is no excuse. In fact, it's even worse that you would insinuate that women can't control their emotions and just fly off the hinges like they animals and not even human. Is that what you think of women? That they're animals and not people? You're awful.

I brought your Sonichu comics up with my Bible studies class and they all agree that your comic goes against God and the Bible, and they all agreed that I should stop reading it. I don't understand how you could be so naive as to think that God would even tolerate "recreational" sexual relations, especially when you know that God hates the homosexuals. After all, why do you think He hates the homosexuals? It's because the sex they have is only for "recreation" and therefore goes against God. [[Hanky-panky]] goes against God. Premarital sex (which you've depicted with your other characters, most recently Angelica and Reginald Sneasel) goes against God. Quit spitting on the God Almighty with your Sonichu comics and reconsider the changes I've suggested, if not for the sake of the comic, then at least for the sake of your immortal soul.

May God have mercy on you.}}
{{EmailReply|In response to your first paragraph, obviously you have not opened your mind to all things in life, and your religion is a closed-minded one. Second, a lot of people have gone to [[Angelica]]'s church; male volunteers have shared with Angelica their views and opinions on all things as well, so she was Not Without a male role-model. Third, Sex Is Natural; regardless of it being for procreation or for fun, and I agree you that sex should ONLY be truly enjoyed between Man and Woman; not between homos. Fourth, I have had MY OWN fly-off emotional moments too on rare occasions; you are no different I'm sure. You certainly let yourself go in typing your message.

I am a [[Methodist]]; I pray to [[God and Jesus]] every day; I read my Bible; I volunteer myself for good deeds and such often. Last Sunday, I was asked to read a verse and light the First Advent Candle; that was definitely a most honorable volunteer job, and I did very well in citing the verse with gusto and feeling.

I'll pray for you to open your mind as well.
Peace,
--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:05, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

===An inkling that this is a joke letter===
{{Email|From: Cad Earnest <goldorthegold@yahoo.co.uk>
Hello Chris, next March I am going to be involved in a stage play however my role requires me to gain a lot of weight in a short amount of time. I've checked some of your [[youtube]] videos a couple of months apart and you seem to have accomplished getting fat extremely qucikly. Could you provide me with hints or tips to get fat very quickly? This will be very important to my career as an actor so please tell me all you know about gaining weight.}}
{{EmailReply|Firstly, I feel offended of you saying that I "gain weight quickly"; I have been working out and [[Obesity|LOSING WEIGHT]]. As much as I feel an inkling that this is a joke letter from a [[Troll]], my answer to your question is this... if you Truly want to gain weight quickly, then eat more fatty foods and don't exercise. :( --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:59, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

===The Rosechus are totally diverse and stuff===
{{Email|From: [[Hamsty the Hamster]] <hamstythehamster@gmail.com>
Yo yo yo, I just got a quick question for you.

What's the difference, personality-wise, not physically (anyone with eyes can see that), between all the female characters?
Rosechu, Angelica, [[Bubbles]], [[Lolisa]], [[Simonla]], [[Chloe]], [[Patti]], [[Megagi]], [[Layla]], [[Zapina]]

I'd like a sentence or two description of each, thanks.}}
{{EmailReply|Rosechu is a leader-type, all-around personality, smart and quick-wit, strong and fears little, yet surprised easily. Angelica is a religious type; she feels peace and tranquility often from the presence of God and Jesus and her healthy life in general. Bubbles has a bubbly personality; likes to have fun often, a bit goofy sometimes, yet serious when the situation calls for it. Lolisa is of Radio DJ and Co-Host personality; she keeps up with the latest news and trends, sad from bad news; happy from good news, honest and punctual. Simonla is of Construction-Worker personality; she rarely leaves a job undone, a bit tomboy, and spunky. Chloe is of a [[Women's rights|generic]] high-school girl personality; more of her personality will be shown in future pages. Patti is wise, kind, calm-toned and a good girl-dog. Megagi is like a Army Soldier; gets attention upon call, endures difficult perils and obstacles, she is one to gun down her foes swiftly. Layla is sheepish; kind of shy, yet energetic, sweet and such, but on rare instances, she will really let out her frustration in defense for her allies. Zapina is a fast-talking, very energetic, spunky, inquisitive little gal. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:59, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Strict on homosexuality===
{{Email|From: Heather C <flowerofpeace@hotmail.com>
**Please respond, Christian.**

Hey Chris!

My name's Heather and I'm a 22 year old from Topeka, Kansas. I'm quite interested in your life and your Sonichu comic, it's all excellent work, and my friends love it as well!

I have one question though, please read it:
Chris, why are you so strict about homosexuality? I understand you are not one yourself - quite the opposite actually - but you seem to care a lot more about The Bible's supposed message against same sex couples than anything else it preaches.

I mean, I have gay and lesbian friends, and they're all generally normal people. Love is love, no matter who's involved. (to be honest, I even hook up with previous mentioned lesbian friends occasionally... nothing I'm ashamed of)

Are you saying they can't feel love each other? that their sub-human? My buddy Josh happens to be one of the kindest, generous people I know. His boyfriend could go on and on about how great of a guy he his. (...I bet if you knew him, you wouldn't have anything against him if he was straight. At all)}}
{{EmailReply|I am strict not on the people's personalities, but ONLY on the Acts and lifestyle they have. HOMOSEXUALITY IS JUST PLAIN WRONG AND UNNATURAL. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:59, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Yes you can sail the seven seas===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Starship Troopers|sgtcharleszim]]@aol.com
Mr. Chandler,

If you are a truly and honestly a patriotic American like you claim, you would have considered joining the [[Navy]]. Our nation needs men like you with your elbow-greased strength and speed-thinking skills and quick-sorting abilities. Please consider signing up at your nearest recruiter.

Thank you,

Drill Instructor Zim

Sergeant, United States Navy SEALs}}
{{EmailReply|I have considered it before, and due to my Autism, I am not qualified. Plus, a LOT of women feel depression when their boys are off in the Army, and their patience wears thin often. I SHOULD KNOW, My Mothers HATES TO BE MARRIED TO AN ARMY DUDE Because of that [[Stress|STRESS]]. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:59, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Like a pimp===
[[Image:Fanartmail7-uptowndude.jpg|thumb|A ghetto Sonichu appears]]
{{Email|From: Emmanuelle Bardot <emmymignon@googlemail.com>

Oh no! I forgot to include the picture!!! Oh well, here is the message again, WITH the picture!

Hello Chris! It is me again! This time I have completed some fan art (it is not very good!). I drew Sonichu as an "Uptown Dude" with his Rosechu at his side. I also included a photo of their creator, Mr Christian Weston Chandler (that's you!) visit them as their "trick" (friend).
Hope you like it, I look forward to see your reply!!!

from Emmy

xxxxx}}
{{EmailReply|It is good, thank you.}}

===Hexbox economics===
{{Email|From: William Anthony <lillithmorrigan85@gmail.com>
Dear Chris,

You say that you hate the [[Xbox]] 360 because the online service costs money. While this is a perfectly logical choice, there's something I'd like to know. How do you feel about downloadable content in video games, and how much do you purchase? Because if you're buying a lot of DLC, the membership costs for Xbox Live really aren't that much.

Thanks,
Bill}}
{{EmailReply|I don't care; HEXBox 360 is of Inferior Quality and has Lesser Options compared to the [[PS3|Playstation 3]] and Wii. Plus, the membership is THE COST I can certainly get along without aside from DLC costs, thank you. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:59, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Michael Parker's last stand===
{{Email|From: Michael Parker <mp53718@gmail.com>
Hello Christian,

I was wondering what your definition of Asperger's syndrome is? If you are so adamant in claiming that Asperger's is nothing like High Functioning Autism, perhaps you could enlighten us as to the differences? I have a feeling you are just mistaken as to the definition of Asperger's, as an intelligent individual like yourself would certainly not be naive and stubborn and refuse to accept the truth.

Sincerely,
Dr. Michael Parker}}
{{EmailReply|Those with Aspergers are Retarded Linguisticly and Cognitively, PLUS they are most certainly MORE CLUMSY than we Autistics.

<nowiki>**A NOTE: I am NOT calling people with Aspergers Retared; ONLY their skills in speech and mental capabilities are not as quick as those with Autism.**</nowiki>

So put that in your pipe and smoke it. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:14, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

===In which Chris destroys an Iranian family===
{{Email|From: Rashid Ali Abdul <rashidaliabdul@gmail.com>
Salaam. I am grateful to be emailing the Sonichu creator himself.

I live in islamic republic of Iran in the middle east. I recently found your comic Sonichu and enjoy it very much. I have been translating Sonichu to Arabic for many people to enjoy. However, I have big problem. My parents do not approve of your comic and have declared it haraam. They think it is sacrilegious and defies the supreme will of Allah.

They found the pages on my computer. They saw comic where characters engage in fornication, sex before marriage, which is forbidden in Islam. They also think that Sonichu promote many thing that are not "halal."

I do not know what to do. My parents have threaten to disown me and I fear for even worse, I fear for my life. Please tell me what to do. Everyone is against me but I am not an infidel, I only wish to spread word of Sonichu to the middle eastern world.}}
{{EmailReply|My comics promote free will and most democratic, if not moderate, type of politics. Don't worry about your parents; they only care about your safety and well-being. They will certainly not disown you. If it makes you happy, then continue your spread of my work and smile while doing so. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:14, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Love in two dimensions===
{{Email|From: Brad Newman <peoplepeople91@hotmail.com>
Hello there, Christian Weston Chandler. I've read a lot of you and your real life adventures and found your struggle of getting a woman to be heart-breaking. No man should ever feel as lonely as you most likely do. That's why I come to you with a suggestion. Why not marry a 2D anime or video game character? With a little imagination (I'm sure you have a lot of it), they're about as good as a real girl. Trust me on this one. After trying and failing to find the woman that was right for me, I moved on to 2D love. IT'S AMAZING. 2D women will never betray you, never demand lavish gifts for sex, and never steal all of your shit when they inevitably divorce you. 2D women can't necessarily love you back, but your love for them should be enough to get by. Unless, of course, you're a selfish womanizer who always demands things in return. But, hey, with advances in artificial intelligence, she might just be able to!

So think it over, pick out your ideal 2D lover, and enjoy your new life of happiness!}}
{{EmailReply|That, my friend, is False Love, and NO True Love and Compassion will ever come out of that. You have my pity. Go out and find yourself a Real Woman and you'll be able to love her more than some static clone. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:14, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

===GET A JOB, DUDE===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Levi_Johnston|Levi Johnston]] <hockey90@alaska.usa.com>
Man, I've been trying hard to keep it together. It hurts man. We even had two kids together (one had Down Syndrome, a type of Autism) and she still left me. Her hot-shot family treats me like white trash.

How am I supposed to win her back, man? Flowers don't cut it. Chocolates don't cut it. My trim, taught bod don't cut it. Honesty, compassion and True Love definitely don't cut it. The only thing left to give her is money, and I can't give her none of that 'cause I ain't got a job.

So what can I do?

Laters man.}}
{{EmailReply|I say move on; [[Chris and Hypocrisy|GET A JOB, DUDE]]. Obviously if she won't accept your love anymore, then move on. True, there will be nobody else like her, but the least you can do for yourself and your children is try. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:14, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Harry Potter: total spaz===
{{Email|From: Ale Leal <mayorteroh@hotmail.com>
Hi CWC, im a big fan, zap to the extreme! I gotta ask you a couple of things:
 1- Who do you think is the most important artist in the latest century?
 2-Which is your favorite book?
 3- Why do you hate harry potter?
 4- If they gave you the chance to be president, do you think you would be up to the challenge?
 5- Who do you think is better, Marquez or Dickens?
 6- I love Sonichu, but i gotta ask you man, would you move to a different project if sonichu doesn't show profit in the next five years or someone in the professional industry told you is not good enough?

Thanks a lot man, if i ever see a troll, i will kick him in the groin. }}
{{EmailReply|I can't say that I know the current artists of this century. R.L. Stein's "The Haunted Mask" from "Goosebumps". He dared compete against Pok'emon, PLUS he is a total Spaz, and I just do not care for him at all. I think I would be up for it. I have enjoyed Dickens more. I will continue on Sonichu with other projects on the side. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:14, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

===In which Chris acts unreasonable while calling everybody else unreasonable===
{{Email|From: Douglas Cramer <autisticspectrumwarrior@gmail.com>
Good evening. My name is Douglas Cramer. I am a 28 year old high functioning autistic male.

I have been reading about you and what you've been up to for a while now. And one thing I do not understand is why do you always try to argue with neurotypicals?

Please understand, I am also a high functioning autistic male. I have the same level as autism as you have. So do not be offended. We are on the same terms here.

From what I've seen, you constantly find yourself in arguments with full functional people (neurotypicals), where you "close your mind" to what they have to say and refuse to admit when you may be wrong.

I understand that Autism has a nasty habit of making you stubborn and wanting things your way, and shutting things out. But what I don't understand is, how can you disagree with people with fully functional minds?

I mean, if Albert Einstein, a genius (whose functioning cannot be measured), were to talk to a normal average person, wouldn't they instantly listen to what he says?

In the same regard, doesn't it make sense to show that kind of respect to those with fully functional minds? Those without autism?

Obviously, I am not saying to listen to someone who says to jump off a cliff. But for things that are actually reasonable, and come from fully sound minds, why is it that you constantly deny knowledge from them?

I eagerly await your response.

Sincerely,
Douglas Cramer}}
{{EmailReply|Well, the Normal "Neurotypical" people ARE People too, and when any person, Normal or Abnormal, strike a nerve that makes me feel like I need to argue or defend, then I do. I listen to my closest friends and acquaintances and heed their advice and such. The normal people make their share of mistakes too. Listen to Billy Joel's "You're Only Human (Second Wind)". Did You Know that Einstein was Autistic too? I take the reasonable with the Unreasonable and differentiate between them and accept the reasonable and disregard the unreasonable. Some of their input is considered unreasonable in my humble opinion. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:21, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

==Rejected Mailbag==
===Chris doesn't want to talk about incontinence===
{{Email|From: Jessica Lindon <jessielindon@gmail.com>
Hi Chris...I have something I want to tell you. Something I've never been able to tell anyone else out of shame. I, well, I sometimes poo my pants when I'm nervous or people yell at me. It's really embarrassing, and I can't seem to stop. I tried talking to my doctor, but it didn't help. I know you used to suffer from the same problem, I was wondering if you could offer me some good advice? Like, what do you do to control yourself if you feel it coming on? Have you ever had an "accident" in public? What would you suggest as a method of hiding the smell/stains until I can get home & change?

Any advice would be greatly appreciated. :]}}
{{EmailReply|I apologize, but I feel that is a topic that is personal, and I do not wish to talk about it.}}

{{Mailbag}}

The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special

2011-07-05T03:02:02Z

Price fister:

[[Image:HappyAnniversary.jpg|thumb|right|"Thanks for not aborting me!"]]

'''The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special''' is a video that [[Chris]] made as a gift for Bob and Barbara in the spring of [[2004]]. It offers a wealth of information regarding Chris's parents, such as how they met in a [[alcohol|bar]]. This creation shows us the depth (or lack thereof) of Chris's [[Chris and art|artistic skills]]; unable to create anything original by himself. This also proves to us that, instead of [[Chris and money|buying]] a tasty gift for his parents, he prefers playing [[Video games|video games]] in their names.

It is notable that Chris thanks his parents for his ''birth'', not his ''upbringing''. Apparently, giving existence to Chris was a [[Chris and his ego|major accomplishment in and of itself]].

==Part 1==

<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special Part 1
| image = {{#ev:youtube|24lUfJf4cNU}}
| Stardate = 7th [[June 2004]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Video games|text}}; Family
| Performance Style = {{Reason|text}}
| Other = {{Direct Feed|text}}; {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}
| previous = [[Animal_Crossing_Documentary#Watch|Animal Crossing Documentary]]
| next = [[The_24th_Wedding_Anniversary_Special#Part_2|The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special Part 2]]
}}</center>

{{quote|This is my little present for y'all.}}

===Transcript===

[''two in-game flyers appear'']

Nintendo Presents / A Christian/Sonichu Production

For Barbara & Robert Chandler (Christian' Mom & Dad) / It's…

[''theme music plays briefly over opening animation'']

[''another in-game flyer appears'']

The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special / Now here's your host, Christian Chandler!

[''four more in-game flyers scroll by in a blur'']

Most of everything was done by Christian Chandler. / Games used for this program: Animal Crossing, Mario Paint

With Special Thanks to Nintendo, Barbara Chandler, Robert Chandler, Christian Chandler

This has been a / Christian/Sonichu production. / The End

Stay Tuned for Behind the Scenes Action…

[''one last in-game flyer appears'']

Due to limited items, the following program may have some inaccurate furniture for each parent…

[''starts playing ''Animal Crossing'' as himself'']

Hi, Mom and Dad. How're you doing? This is my little present for y'all: a little… documentary for y'all, here in [[Animal Crossing]] for Nintendo GameCube… about how y'all were, and how you are now, and so forth. So, take a trip back in time with me, won't you, as we explore, uh, how each of you were.

Of course, first, we'll travel back in time tooo…

[jump cut to Chris playing as Bob]

…the time of good ol' [[Bob|Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]] He was a hip youngster back in his day. And, uh… all that stuff he… was- he fought in the war, he likes- well, he worked- he worked hard, and stuff. Let's take a look inside his château, and, uh… see what describes him as him.

[''enters Bob’s house to start tour of first floor'']

He collects records, and he's got lots of 'em, and he's got so many shelves. He likes to call 'em a record case. Yeah.

Anyway, let's see, uh, he likes to, uh, make models, and he likes trains. This is a train model set. Look: it's got a cute little tunnel. Yeah.

And, y’know, this- he didn't have it back then, but he has it now. He likes to sit back and watch television.

Like I said, he likes scale models. And here's a good model: a rocket. Yeah. He was a technical engineer over at, uh, General Electric Company. Yup – he designed the controls for plastic molding machines, so, without him, you couldn't have the plastic for, uh… say, the toy ''train'', here. Yes.

And he also, uh, went around the world a bit. One place: he went to New York. See, there's the Statue of Liberty, there.

He also, uh- he was born in, uh, ''Texas''. That's why we have this little cactus here. Oh, and here's a little bo- ship in a bottle, here, 'cause, y'know, he ''did'' go around the world. At least by water.

He was born a [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] in, uh, Texas. Actually, he was- he was, like, one-[[Speech Impediment|sisteenths]] Cherokee. But… that's why we have this totem pole here. And this Chinese Lion here… that's, uh- he was- he's been- [[honor_roll|he's been to Korea… for a war in… World War II, I believe it was]]. And he got… a conduct Medal of Honor, so, that's what this is right here.

And you'll notice this is his shirt. It's a… blue tartan. Same pattern as is his, uh, ''regular'' shirt. That's what they call it in Animal Crossing. This pattern here for his ''um-''brella is a composition of four trumpets, 'cause, uh… he likes music. Of course.

Of course, he likes to think, so, while he's thinking he, uh… pays the bills on his, uh… desk, and, uh… nowadays, he uses a computer, but back in the da- back in his ''old'' days, the- a computer would fill up a ''whole room''… and it would have been much bigger than a refrigerator. And everybody in the business ''loved'' computers. [''does an impression of a baby computer''] "I love you, big com-pyu-dah."

Which I could say the same thing for, uh, a radio. Back then, in the 1930s, it was the size of a refrigerator. And everybody ''loved'' the radio, as well. [''does a half-hearted impression of Bob''] "I love you, radio".

And, of course, when he does his, uh, thinking, he, uh-- so, he likes wipin' out. He may have had one before, but he doesn't have one now: a chalkboard. And you know what he's thinkin' about at this moment? Social studies. [''laughs like Peter Griffin''] That's written by ''de-''fault on the chalkboard. And, of course, he likes to play games, so we have this little chessboard here.

And, uh, he's a bit of an outdoors person, as well… [''moves the tour to the second floor''] so, here's a representation of our backyard… or, probably "his" backyard, in the day.

Anyway, we have, uh… yeah – sprinklers watering the garden. We have a little pond. Hey! [''does another half-hearted impression of Bob''] "Who's up for a burgerrr? Who's up for a burgerrr?" Yeah.

He can also look into outer space, with this telescope. Mmm… I see there's the, uh… Sun. I can't look directly into it because it's so bright. If I turn it a little bit… oh – look – I see the Moon. The Mooon-a.

And, of course, he, uh, takes care of his, uh, yard and flowers, so, he usually likes to… ''mow the lawn''. ''Mow the lawn.'' ''Mow the lawn.''

And, uh, when he can, with, uh… with his, uh, girlfriend, back in the day, was [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]]. Yeah. Take her on a picnic. Yeah. Nice little picnic table.

So, now, we go downstairs to another point- another good point in his, uh, life: [''moves the tour down to the basement''] Good ol' Manny's Pub. Yeah. Got everything.

He, uh, drank coffee 'round here, an'… stuff. But most of the time, around here, in Manny's pub, he sang… up here on the stage. Along with the, uh… classic jazz music of the day.

And, of course, y’know, in a pub, you always have a bartender.

[''does yet another half-hearted impression of Bob''] "Hey, barkeep! Lemme have a, uh, [[Long Island Iced Tea|martini]], will ya?"

[''does impression of bartender''] "I'm sorry, bud, but we have no martinis."

[''returns to same bad impression of Bob''] "Oh, okay, then, just get me a… b-brewski."

[''does impression of same bartender suddenly drunk''] "One [[reeb|''beer'']], comin' up!"

[''chuckles'']

At bars, you notice, of course, they have a… telephone to talk to, uh, people. Of course, uh, yeah, back then-- [''reassures himself''] yeah, they had telephones.

And, of course, like I see, I've been into good music, so…

Here's a good ezzample. [''plays unrecognizable melody on piano'']

Here, uh, let me give that to you again. [''plays same unrecognizable melody'']

That's a little tune I whipped up: uh, [[Sonic|Sonic's]] theme song. That's, uh… that's a town tune… that’s on there.

And, of course, he also likes the, uh, other classical instruments, such as a cello. [[Random Access Humor|He should- he should’ve hung around in a room that was mellow; then, he wouldn't've liked the cello!]]

[''leaves Bob’s house to conclude tour'']

But anyway, uh, that's pretty much the last of Bob Chandler. Of course, in no- in a- in a ''hero'' business, he's also known as "Flower Man"… ‘cause he saves flowers' lives more than humans'.

So, now… let's time travel… to another time…

[jump cut to Chris playing as Barbara]

…for- yeah – the time of [[Barbara Chandler]]… which- here she is. But, of course, uh, naturally, she has ''brown'' hair, but since it’s Animal Crossing, they gave me ''blue'' hair by ''de-''fault.

But anyway, let's go into ''her'' house and see what her lifestyle is.

[''enters Barbara’s house to start tour of first floor'']

Back in her childhood, they had a small house, but, yeah, she had many brothers and sisters-

==Part 2==

<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special Part 2
| image = {{#ev:youtube|sIlqJzcLsig}}
| Stardate = 07 [[June 2004]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Video games|text}}; Family
| Performance Style = {{Reason|text}}
| Other = {{Direct Feed|text}}; {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}
| previous = [[The_24th_Wedding_Anniversary_Special#Part_1|The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special Part 1]]
| next = [[The_24th_Wedding_Anniversary_Special#Part_3|The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special Part 3]]}}</center>

{{quote|In 1980, they *did* get married.}}

===Transcript===

--so she had to share.

But she had a quite a few… interests of [unintelligible]. [''swallows and exhales''] But nowadays, she likes to use a computer, but, of course, y’know, back then, she couldn't have- she didn't ''have'' one; they were all in the big business.

But back then, she went to school, and she worked hard. And see this, uh, shirt here? That's her school colors: blue and white, because, uh, back in high school… [''dresses Barb character in cheerleader outfit''] she was a [[Snorlax|cheerleader]]. [''does a half-hearted cheerleader impression''] "Rum-bum! Sis-boom-bah! Yay-yay! La-la-la!"

Yeah – and one time, when she was a cheerleader in high school, she got… ''tackled'' by a football player. Broke her ankle. And ever since then, she could no longer do the twist.

Anyway, sh- like I said, her s- her cheerleader years. Batons and pom-poms on her ''um-''brella.

Oh – by the way, y'know, I forgot to mention: for- I put the trumpets and the bot- batons here? I used Mario Paint to design… ''one'' set… and then, I multiplied it times four on Animal Crossing because… a, uh, Mario Paint stamp is equal to… ''one-quarter''… of a whole… Animal Crossing stamp. [''dresses Barb character in original outfit''] By the way, this is a ''daisy'' shirt she's wearing.

But anyway, uh, she, uh- she also- a lot- she… likes ''plants'', so she kept… ones… around… then and now.

And she also liked to, uh, play games, so there's a… ''knight'' here. Yeah.

And she also had, uh, classic furniture in her room, and, uh… around the house, because, uh, they belonged to her parents, so here's a ''hutch''. Yeah.

So, anyway, let's go up to, uh… ''her'' room… [''moves the tour to the second floor''] that she shared with a few of her sisters. Yeah.

Like I said, she shared her room with, uh, her ''sisters''… so, we got a big bed. [''rolls back and forth in bed''] See that? More than one person can sleep in it.

But, of course, in the little… ''room'' of hers… she, uh, does things hard, so she do- does a lot of work. Not only did she work outside, but she worked inside: she made ''clothes''. So, here's a sewing machine for that.

And, of course, she, uh, worked hard when she went to school… [''something produces a loud farting noise, and it’s difficult to tell whether it’s the game or Chris''], so she, uh, had a lot of writing to do.

And to line up her making clothes, the, uh- she made- prob’ly made a dolly or two.

And here's a couple of her ''fine designs''.

Anyway, she keep- she kept her clothes in her, uh, closets, as well as her, uh, fabrics that she used. Although, y'know, back in her day, I'm surprised she did not get her fabrics [[Random-access humor|missed up with her clothes]], because if she wore the little fabrics, well… wouldn't’ve covered much!

Anyway, of course, she likes to keep ''pretty'', so, uh… she always liked to… [''uses a baby voice''] "have a liddle fun adda miwwah".

So, anyway, uh, we're gonna head downstairs for, uh, a little sad part in the, uh, days of old. [''moves the tour down to the basement'']

This would be what you would call a, uh, kitchen-slash-dining room.

[''does a half-hearted impression of Barb''] "Hey! Soup's on! Who wants soup?"

Yeah- oh, yeah – she likes the ''old'' st- to get old stuff, as well, so, she’s got a little ''tea'' set here.

And, uh, we got a kitchen… fridge, and a stove.

Here's a little fan to keep cool with.

Keep food in this little, uh… pantry.

And she keeps her, uh, brooms and mops in the old closet, here. Although, somebody brought out the mop; somebody wanted to clean up. You put your garbage in the garbage can.

And this is the sad part. And it get- and sometime- in some places nowa- in, uh, very few houses nowadays, but what happened in the, uh, ''old'' days: the bathroom was in the same room as, uh, the kitchen.

But luckily, [[Lie|we always remember to wash our hands with soap and water]].

Yeah.

But anyway, that's just in the days of old. Nowadays, she ''does'' have a b- private bathroom. Yeah.

[''leaves Barb’s house to conclude tour'']

But anyway, she's better off now than she was in the old days… because, uh… we'll time-travel… forward.

Yeah – now, we're gonna time-travel forward…

[jump cut to Chris playing as himself again]

…to the ''present'', here.

Yep – back to the present, we is!

But like I said: uh… Mom and Dad, they, uh, met each other. Oh yeah – I forgot to tell ya how they met. Let's go back into Father's house and sssee how it… was.

[''enters Bob’s house and goes down to the basement'']

They met over at Matty's pub, see?

Yeah. Mom was just, uh, sittin' down with her friend. She was watching, uh, "Bobby", uh, sing up here. And, well, she like-- she really liked his, uh, singing, so, uh, she- as ''Father'' put it: she went up to him, and then, uh… as he passed by to change the Fer- change the Thermo- "Thermostat"? Yeah. Anyway, she chased him down the hallway… and cornered him.

And then, uh, after that, sh- they just talked: like, they just, uh, talked things out, and they, uh, g-got to know each other. Found common things.

But then, in 1980, they ''did'' get married. But that was ''Father's'' side of the story – the "chasing down the hallway" thing – because Mom says that that's not exactly "right".

But anyway, this is where they met: over here at Matty's pub.

And there's a little thing that… you couldn't have without Father’s plastic molding machines: a trash can.

[''leaves Bob’s house again'']

So, anyway, this is on the- this day that this video will be ''shown'' – but on the day that it’s recorded: ''tomorrow''- I mean, it was ''yesterday'' it was recorded – yeah – that these two were wed. So, it was, like, 24 years ago ''today'' that this video was shown- is shown… that- that the prrr-- that the, uh, priest said:

[''does a half-hearted impression of a priest''] "Bob, do you take this woman to be your lubbily-wedded wife? To love and hold and cherish, and to honor?"

[''uses a retarded voice''] "I do! "

[''does same half-hearted impression of a priest''] "And do you, Barbara, take this man to be your lawfully-wedded husband? To love and cherish, and to honor forever?"

[''uses a voice that sounds like Portal’s GLaDOS''] "I do!"

[''does same half-hearted impression of a priest again''] "I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride!"

[''does a half-hearted impression of Bob''] "Whoopee!"

[''uses a deep, singsong voice''] "Happy days are here again!"

And now, let's take a look at the, uh, house… that, uh, [[Love Quest|love]] brought.

[''enters Chandler household to start tour of first floor'']

This here is the ''family room''… below, uh- above that downstairs that, uh, Mom and Dad share.

They brought everything with them between the, uh, "something old, something borrowed, something new, something blue".

Well, there's a little blue there in the, uh, ''barber's'' pole. A little something old from Dad's house.

But, of course, nowadays, Father will, uh, watch television and fall asleep on this… comfy chair…

…when it's night. Of course, he's awake during the day.

And Mom will, uh- she'll sometimes sleep on the couch.

But, of course, they, uh, sleep in their bed here. Big enough for two!

And they have a computer to [[Mass debate|surf the Web]] with.

[''swallows and exhales'']

And, uh, we used to have a, uh, ''player'' piano.

Let us play. [''plays that same unrecognizable melody again'']

Hold on a second.

Plays better when there's no music on from another source!

[''plays that same unrecognizable melody yet again'']

That's the ticket!

==Part 3==

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| name = The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special Part 3
| image = {{#ev:youtube|Om04jRARank}}
| Stardate = 07 [[June 2004]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Video games|text}}; Relatives
| Performance Style = {{Reason|text}}
| Other = {{Direct Feed|text}}; {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}
| previous = [[The_24th_Wedding_Anniversary_Special#Part_2|The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special Part 2]]
| next = [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl#Song|So Need a Cute Girl]]}}</center>

{{quote|THANK YOU BOTH FOR MY BIRTH!}}

===Transcript===

But anyway, when- first comes love, then comes marriage… then, they come along with their [[Fuck quest|baby carriage]]. And that's where I came in; born in February 1982 was me.

Yeah – just two years after they got- uh, this- ''less'' than two years after they got married.

So, anyway, this is ''my'' bedroom… and my, uh, TV, and video games. I'd have an entertainment center, but… they didn't have one of those here in Animal Crossing. So, I had to make do. But it's a big TV.

And I got a nice bed, a love couch. Oh – my first video game system was a Commodore 64, here. Good computer, it was; had some great games on it! Of course, I would have to say my ''second'' system after this would be the original Game Boy.

Yeah. But anyway, I kept my video- I keep my video games nowadays ‘cause I got lots of 'em on ''shelves''… and stuff. Yeah.

But anyway, I got my room decorated with a bunch of posters. Yeah – look at all these posters!

Yeah – of course, uh, you got my ''bed'' here; it's my favorite color: blue.

[''moves the tour down to the basement'']

Yeah – and, uh, along with the few video games, we got more video games down here in the basement. Of course, in the real world, down here in the basement-slash-utility room, it'd be Father's records. But in he- in Animal Crossing, got all my N- got my NES collection down here.

Oh – and look at this: [[I Got A Fish|I caught an angel fish]]. This is an angel fish.

Oh – and here's a model! It's a space shuttle. Yeah.

[''leaves own house to conclude tour'']

Anyway, uh, now, we're gonna take a trip back to, uh, Father's house for a special… deal.

[''enters Bob’s house while still playing as himself'']

[''goes down to Bob’s basement bar'']

As a little retribution for, uh… how things were, we're gonna play a little number on the jukebox here. But since we don't have "Side by Side" on recording, we're play-- we're gonna play, uh… "Sittin' Under The Apple Tree".

[''plays the 1942 hit "Don’t Sit Under The Apple Tree" in full'']

''"Don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me! 
''Anyone else but me! 
''Ooh! Anyone else but me! No, no, no! 
''Don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me 
''Till I come marchin' home! 

''Don't go walkin' down lover's lane with anyone else but me! 
''Anyone else but me! 
''Anyone else but me! No, no, no! 
''Don't go walkin' down lover's lane with anyone else but me 
''Till I come marchin' home! 

''I just got word from a guy who heard 
''From the guy next door to me: 
''The girl he met just loves to pet, 
''And it fits you to a tee! So… 
''Don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me 
''Till I come marchin' home! 

''Don't give out with those lips of yours to anyone else but me! 
''Anyone else but me! 
''Anyone else but me! No, no, no! 
''Watch the girls on the foreign shores? You'll have to report to me 
''When you come marchin' home! 

''Don't hold anyone on your knee! You better be true to me! 
''You better be true to me! 
''You better be true to me! 
''Don't hold anyone on your knee! You're gettin' the third degree 
''When you come marchin' home! 

''You're on your own where there is no phone 
''And I can't keep tabs on you! 
''Be fair to me, I'll guarantee 
''This is one thing that I'll do: 
''I won't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but you 
''Till you come marchin' home! 

''Don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me! 
''I know the apple tree 
''Is reserved for you and me! 
''And I'll be true 
''Till you come marchin' home!''"

And there you have a nice little blast from the past!

Now, we're gonna take a trip back up here… [''heads back upstairs and leaves Bob’s house''] and we're back outside.

And now, for, uh, my mom and dad: a little something special for this, uh, video.

This is my way of saying "Happy B- Anniversary" to y'all.

Coming up next:

[''smash cut to a ridiculously crude computer drawing of a wedding cake with the words "To Mom & Dad. / HAPPY / ANNIVERSARY / THANK YOU BOTH FOR MY BIRTH! / Love Christian C." written on its several layers'']

[''a grating Mario Paint rendition of "Happy Birthday" plays several times as [[Sonichu Zip|an image of Sonichu zips]] across the screen from left to right over and over again'']

Yeah. [''sounding suddenly emotional (or else congested)''] I love you both! Thank y'all for givin' birth to me, y'know. So, now, we're gonna pretty much end this documentary special.

[''all in-game fliers from the beginning of the video scroll by in reverse'']

Let’s see… where did this go?

Yeah – here it is.

[''sings roughly to the tune of the [[Wikipedia:William Tell Overture|William Tell Overture’s finale]] while scrolling back through the fliers glimpsed earlier'']

Happy anniversary! Happy anniversary! 
Happy anniversary! Haaappy anniversary! 
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, laaa-laaaa! 
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, laa-laa-laaaa! Ohhh! 
Happy anniversary! Happy anniversary! 
Happy anniversary! Haaappy anniversary! 
Dun-duh, dun-duh, dun-duh, dun-duh, dun-duh, dun-duh, doh-dohh-dohhh! 
La-ta, duh-tuh, di-tuh, di-tuh, doh-doh-dohh! Ohhhhhh! 
Happy anniversary! Happy anniversary! 
Happy anniversary! Haaappy anniversary! 
Loo-too, doo-too, doo-too, doo-too, doo-too, doo-too, doo-doo-dooo! 
Loo-too, doo-too, doo-too, doo-doo-dooo! 
[''sounding suddenly passionate (or else in terrible pain) as he retreats into his own house while moaning one final verse''] 
Ohhhhhhhh!

[''resumes speaking normally'']

''Till next tiiime…''

Good night, folks!

[''continues filming, even though all he’s doing is saving his game data'']

Thank you, and good night!

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The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special

2011-07-05T03:00:29Z

Price fister:

[[Image:HappyAnniversary.jpg|thumb|right|"Thanks for not aborting me!"]]

'''The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special''' is a video that [[Chris]] made as a gift for Bob and Barbara in the spring of [[2004]]. It offers a wealth of information regarding Chris's parents, such as how they met in a [[alcohol|bar]]. This creation shows us the depth (or lack thereof) of Chris's [[Chris and art|artistic skills]]; unable to create anything original by himself. This also proves us that, instead of [[Chris and money|buying]] a tasty gift for his parents, he prefer playing [[Video games|video games]] in their names.

It is notable that Chris thanks his parents for his ''birth'', not his ''upbringing''. Apparently, giving existence to Chris was a [[Chris and his ego|major accomplishment in and of itself]].

==Part 1==

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| name = The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special Part 1
| image = {{#ev:youtube|24lUfJf4cNU}}
| Stardate = 7th [[June 2004]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Video games|text}}; Family
| Performance Style = {{Reason|text}}
| Other = {{Direct Feed|text}}; {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}
| previous = [[Animal_Crossing_Documentary#Watch|Animal Crossing Documentary]]
| next = [[The_24th_Wedding_Anniversary_Special#Part_2|The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special Part 2]]
}}</center>

{{quote|This is my little present for y'all.}}

===Transcript===

[''two in-game flyers appear'']

Nintendo Presents / A Christian/Sonichu Production

For Barbara & Robert Chandler (Christian' Mom & Dad) / It's…

[''theme music plays briefly over opening animation'']

[''another in-game flyer appears'']

The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special / Now here's your host, Christian Chandler!

[''four more in-game flyers scroll by in a blur'']

Most of everything was done by Christian Chandler. / Games used for this program: Animal Crossing, Mario Paint

With Special Thanks to Nintendo, Barbara Chandler, Robert Chandler, Christian Chandler

This has been a / Christian/Sonichu production. / The End

Stay Tuned for Behind the Scenes Action…

[''one last in-game flyer appears'']

Due to limited items, the following program may have some inaccurate furniture for each parent…

[''starts playing ''Animal Crossing'' as himself'']

Hi, Mom and Dad. How're you doing? This is my little present for y'all: a little… documentary for y'all, here in [[Animal Crossing]] for Nintendo GameCube… about how y'all were, and how you are now, and so forth. So, take a trip back in time with me, won't you, as we explore, uh, how each of you were.

Of course, first, we'll travel back in time tooo…

[jump cut to Chris playing as Bob]

…the time of good ol' [[Bob|Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]] He was a hip youngster back in his day. And, uh… all that stuff he… was- he fought in the war, he likes- well, he worked- he worked hard, and stuff. Let's take a look inside his château, and, uh… see what describes him as him.

[''enters Bob’s house to start tour of first floor'']

He collects records, and he's got lots of 'em, and he's got so many shelves. He likes to call 'em a record case. Yeah.

Anyway, let's see, uh, he likes to, uh, make models, and he likes trains. This is a train model set. Look: it's got a cute little tunnel. Yeah.

And, y’know, this- he didn't have it back then, but he has it now. He likes to sit back and watch television.

Like I said, he likes scale models. And here's a good model: a rocket. Yeah. He was a technical engineer over at, uh, General Electric Company. Yup – he designed the controls for plastic molding machines, so, without him, you couldn't have the plastic for, uh… say, the toy ''train'', here. Yes.

And he also, uh, went around the world a bit. One place: he went to New York. See, there's the Statue of Liberty, there.

He also, uh- he was born in, uh, ''Texas''. That's why we have this little cactus here. Oh, and here's a little bo- ship in a bottle, here, 'cause, y'know, he ''did'' go around the world. At least by water.

He was born a [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] in, uh, Texas. Actually, he was- he was, like, one-[[Speech Impediment|sisteenths]] Cherokee. But… that's why we have this totem pole here. And this Chinese Lion here… that's, uh- he was- he's been- [[honor_roll|he's been to Korea… for a war in… World War II, I believe it was]]. And he got… a conduct Medal of Honor, so, that's what this is right here.

And you'll notice this is his shirt. It's a… blue tartan. Same pattern as is his, uh, ''regular'' shirt. That's what they call it in Animal Crossing. This pattern here for his ''um-''brella is a composition of four trumpets, 'cause, uh… he likes music. Of course.

Of course, he likes to think, so, while he's thinking he, uh… pays the bills on his, uh… desk, and, uh… nowadays, he uses a computer, but back in the da- back in his ''old'' days, the- a computer would fill up a ''whole room''… and it would have been much bigger than a refrigerator. And everybody in the business ''loved'' computers. [''does an impression of a baby computer''] "I love you, big com-pyu-dah."

Which I could say the same thing for, uh, a radio. Back then, in the 1930s, it was the size of a refrigerator. And everybody ''loved'' the radio, as well. [''does a half-hearted impression of Bob''] "I love you, radio".

And, of course, when he does his, uh, thinking, he, uh-- so, he likes wipin' out. He may have had one before, but he doesn't have one now: a chalkboard. And you know what he's thinkin' about at this moment? Social studies. [''laughs like Peter Griffin''] That's written by ''de-''fault on the chalkboard. And, of course, he likes to play games, so we have this little chessboard here.

And, uh, he's a bit of an outdoors person, as well… [''moves the tour to the second floor''] so, here's a representation of our backyard… or, probably "his" backyard, in the day.

Anyway, we have, uh… yeah – sprinklers watering the garden. We have a little pond. Hey! [''does another half-hearted impression of Bob''] "Who's up for a burgerrr? Who's up for a burgerrr?" Yeah.

He can also look into outer space, with this telescope. Mmm… I see there's the, uh… Sun. I can't look directly into it because it's so bright. If I turn it a little bit… oh – look – I see the Moon. The Mooon-a.

And, of course, he, uh, takes care of his, uh, yard and flowers, so, he usually likes to… ''mow the lawn''. ''Mow the lawn.'' ''Mow the lawn.''

And, uh, when he can, with, uh… with his, uh, girlfriend, back in the day, was [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]]. Yeah. Take her on a picnic. Yeah. Nice little picnic table.

So, now, we go downstairs to another point- another good point in his, uh, life: [''moves the tour down to the basement''] Good ol' Manny's Pub. Yeah. Got everything.

He, uh, drank coffee 'round here, an'… stuff. But most of the time, around here, in Manny's pub, he sang… up here on the stage. Along with the, uh… classic jazz music of the day.

And, of course, y’know, in a pub, you always have a bartender.

[''does yet another half-hearted impression of Bob''] "Hey, barkeep! Lemme have a, uh, [[Long Island Iced Tea|martini]], will ya?"

[''does impression of bartender''] "I'm sorry, bud, but we have no martinis."

[''returns to same bad impression of Bob''] "Oh, okay, then, just get me a… b-brewski."

[''does impression of same bartender suddenly drunk''] "One [[reeb|''beer'']], comin' up!"

[''chuckles'']

At bars, you notice, of course, they have a… telephone to talk to, uh, people. Of course, uh, yeah, back then-- [''reassures himself''] yeah, they had telephones.

And, of course, like I see, I've been into good music, so…

Here's a good ezzample. [''plays unrecognizable melody on piano'']

Here, uh, let me give that to you again. [''plays same unrecognizable melody'']

That's a little tune I whipped up: uh, [[Sonic|Sonic's]] theme song. That's, uh… that's a town tune… that’s on there.

And, of course, he also likes the, uh, other classical instruments, such as a cello. [[Random Access Humor|He should- he should’ve hung around in a room that was mellow; then, he wouldn't've liked the cello!]]

[''leaves Bob’s house to conclude tour'']

But anyway, uh, that's pretty much the last of Bob Chandler. Of course, in no- in a- in a ''hero'' business, he's also known as "Flower Man"… ‘cause he saves flowers' lives more than humans'.

So, now… let's time travel… to another time…

[jump cut to Chris playing as Barbara]

…for- yeah – the time of [[Barbara Chandler]]… which- here she is. But, of course, uh, naturally, she has ''brown'' hair, but since it’s Animal Crossing, they gave me ''blue'' hair by ''de-''fault.

But anyway, let's go into ''her'' house and see what her lifestyle is.

[''enters Barbara’s house to start tour of first floor'']

Back in her childhood, they had a small house, but, yeah, she had many brothers and sisters-

==Part 2==

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| name = The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special Part 2
| image = {{#ev:youtube|sIlqJzcLsig}}
| Stardate = 07 [[June 2004]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Video games|text}}; Family
| Performance Style = {{Reason|text}}
| Other = {{Direct Feed|text}}; {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}
| previous = [[The_24th_Wedding_Anniversary_Special#Part_1|The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special Part 1]]
| next = [[The_24th_Wedding_Anniversary_Special#Part_3|The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special Part 3]]}}</center>

{{quote|In 1980, they *did* get married.}}

===Transcript===

--so she had to share.

But she had a quite a few… interests of [unintelligible]. [''swallows and exhales''] But nowadays, she likes to use a computer, but, of course, y’know, back then, she couldn't have- she didn't ''have'' one; they were all in the big business.

But back then, she went to school, and she worked hard. And see this, uh, shirt here? That's her school colors: blue and white, because, uh, back in high school… [''dresses Barb character in cheerleader outfit''] she was a [[Snorlax|cheerleader]]. [''does a half-hearted cheerleader impression''] "Rum-bum! Sis-boom-bah! Yay-yay! La-la-la!"

Yeah – and one time, when she was a cheerleader in high school, she got… ''tackled'' by a football player. Broke her ankle. And ever since then, she could no longer do the twist.

Anyway, sh- like I said, her s- her cheerleader years. Batons and pom-poms on her ''um-''brella.

Oh – by the way, y'know, I forgot to mention: for- I put the trumpets and the bot- batons here? I used Mario Paint to design… ''one'' set… and then, I multiplied it times four on Animal Crossing because… a, uh, Mario Paint stamp is equal to… ''one-quarter''… of a whole… Animal Crossing stamp. [''dresses Barb character in original outfit''] By the way, this is a ''daisy'' shirt she's wearing.

But anyway, uh, she, uh- she also- a lot- she… likes ''plants'', so she kept… ones… around… then and now.

And she also liked to, uh, play games, so there's a… ''knight'' here. Yeah.

And she also had, uh, classic furniture in her room, and, uh… around the house, because, uh, they belonged to her parents, so here's a ''hutch''. Yeah.

So, anyway, let's go up to, uh… ''her'' room… [''moves the tour to the second floor''] that she shared with a few of her sisters. Yeah.

Like I said, she shared her room with, uh, her ''sisters''… so, we got a big bed. [''rolls back and forth in bed''] See that? More than one person can sleep in it.

But, of course, in the little… ''room'' of hers… she, uh, does things hard, so she do- does a lot of work. Not only did she work outside, but she worked inside: she made ''clothes''. So, here's a sewing machine for that.

And, of course, she, uh, worked hard when she went to school… [''something produces a loud farting noise, and it’s difficult to tell whether it’s the game or Chris''], so she, uh, had a lot of writing to do.

And to line up her making clothes, the, uh- she made- prob’ly made a dolly or two.

And here's a couple of her ''fine designs''.

Anyway, she keep- she kept her clothes in her, uh, closets, as well as her, uh, fabrics that she used. Although, y'know, back in her day, I'm surprised she did not get her fabrics [[Random-access humor|missed up with her clothes]], because if she wore the little fabrics, well… wouldn't’ve covered much!

Anyway, of course, she likes to keep ''pretty'', so, uh… she always liked to… [''uses a baby voice''] "have a liddle fun adda miwwah".

So, anyway, uh, we're gonna head downstairs for, uh, a little sad part in the, uh, days of old. [''moves the tour down to the basement'']

This would be what you would call a, uh, kitchen-slash-dining room.

[''does a half-hearted impression of Barb''] "Hey! Soup's on! Who wants soup?"

Yeah- oh, yeah – she likes the ''old'' st- to get old stuff, as well, so, she’s got a little ''tea'' set here.

And, uh, we got a kitchen… fridge, and a stove.

Here's a little fan to keep cool with.

Keep food in this little, uh… pantry.

And she keeps her, uh, brooms and mops in the old closet, here. Although, somebody brought out the mop; somebody wanted to clean up. You put your garbage in the garbage can.

And this is the sad part. And it get- and sometime- in some places nowa- in, uh, very few houses nowadays, but what happened in the, uh, ''old'' days: the bathroom was in the same room as, uh, the kitchen.

But luckily, [[Lie|we always remember to wash our hands with soap and water]].

Yeah.

But anyway, that's just in the days of old. Nowadays, she ''does'' have a b- private bathroom. Yeah.

[''leaves Barb’s house to conclude tour'']

But anyway, she's better off now than she was in the old days… because, uh… we'll time-travel… forward.

Yeah – now, we're gonna time-travel forward…

[jump cut to Chris playing as himself again]

…to the ''present'', here.

Yep – back to the present, we is!

But like I said: uh… Mom and Dad, they, uh, met each other. Oh yeah – I forgot to tell ya how they met. Let's go back into Father's house and sssee how it… was.

[''enters Bob’s house and goes down to the basement'']

They met over at Matty's pub, see?

Yeah. Mom was just, uh, sittin' down with her friend. She was watching, uh, "Bobby", uh, sing up here. And, well, she like-- she really liked his, uh, singing, so, uh, she- as ''Father'' put it: she went up to him, and then, uh… as he passed by to change the Fer- change the Thermo- "Thermostat"? Yeah. Anyway, she chased him down the hallway… and cornered him.

And then, uh, after that, sh- they just talked: like, they just, uh, talked things out, and they, uh, g-got to know each other. Found common things.

But then, in 1980, they ''did'' get married. But that was ''Father's'' side of the story – the "chasing down the hallway" thing – because Mom says that that's not exactly "right".

But anyway, this is where they met: over here at Matty's pub.

And there's a little thing that… you couldn't have without Father’s plastic molding machines: a trash can.

[''leaves Bob’s house again'']

So, anyway, this is on the- this day that this video will be ''shown'' – but on the day that it’s recorded: ''tomorrow''- I mean, it was ''yesterday'' it was recorded – yeah – that these two were wed. So, it was, like, 24 years ago ''today'' that this video was shown- is shown… that- that the prrr-- that the, uh, priest said:

[''does a half-hearted impression of a priest''] "Bob, do you take this woman to be your lubbily-wedded wife? To love and hold and cherish, and to honor?"

[''uses a retarded voice''] "I do! "

[''does same half-hearted impression of a priest''] "And do you, Barbara, take this man to be your lawfully-wedded husband? To love and cherish, and to honor forever?"

[''uses a voice that sounds like Portal’s GLaDOS''] "I do!"

[''does same half-hearted impression of a priest again''] "I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride!"

[''does a half-hearted impression of Bob''] "Whoopee!"

[''uses a deep, singsong voice''] "Happy days are here again!"

And now, let's take a look at the, uh, house… that, uh, [[Love Quest|love]] brought.

[''enters Chandler household to start tour of first floor'']

This here is the ''family room''… below, uh- above that downstairs that, uh, Mom and Dad share.

They brought everything with them between the, uh, "something old, something borrowed, something new, something blue".

Well, there's a little blue there in the, uh, ''barber's'' pole. A little something old from Dad's house.

But, of course, nowadays, Father will, uh, watch television and fall asleep on this… comfy chair…

…when it's night. Of course, he's awake during the day.

And Mom will, uh- she'll sometimes sleep on the couch.

But, of course, they, uh, sleep in their bed here. Big enough for two!

And they have a computer to [[Mass debate|surf the Web]] with.

[''swallows and exhales'']

And, uh, we used to have a, uh, ''player'' piano.

Let us play. [''plays that same unrecognizable melody again'']

Hold on a second.

Plays better when there's no music on from another source!

[''plays that same unrecognizable melody yet again'']

That's the ticket!

==Part 3==

<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special Part 3
| image = {{#ev:youtube|Om04jRARank}}
| Stardate = 07 [[June 2004]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Video games|text}}; Relatives
| Performance Style = {{Reason|text}}
| Other = {{Direct Feed|text}}; {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}
| previous = [[The_24th_Wedding_Anniversary_Special#Part_2|The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special Part 2]]
| next = [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl#Song|So Need a Cute Girl]]}}</center>

{{quote|THANK YOU BOTH FOR MY BIRTH!}}

===Transcript===

But anyway, when- first comes love, then comes marriage… then, they come along with their [[Fuck quest|baby carriage]]. And that's where I came in; born in February 1982 was me.

Yeah – just two years after they got- uh, this- ''less'' than two years after they got married.

So, anyway, this is ''my'' bedroom… and my, uh, TV, and video games. I'd have an entertainment center, but… they didn't have one of those here in Animal Crossing. So, I had to make do. But it's a big TV.

And I got a nice bed, a love couch. Oh – my first video game system was a Commodore 64, here. Good computer, it was; had some great games on it! Of course, I would have to say my ''second'' system after this would be the original Game Boy.

Yeah. But anyway, I kept my video- I keep my video games nowadays ‘cause I got lots of 'em on ''shelves''… and stuff. Yeah.

But anyway, I got my room decorated with a bunch of posters. Yeah – look at all these posters!

Yeah – of course, uh, you got my ''bed'' here; it's my favorite color: blue.

[''moves the tour down to the basement'']

Yeah – and, uh, along with the few video games, we got more video games down here in the basement. Of course, in the real world, down here in the basement-slash-utility room, it'd be Father's records. But in he- in Animal Crossing, got all my N- got my NES collection down here.

Oh – and look at this: [[I Got A Fish|I caught an angel fish]]. This is an angel fish.

Oh – and here's a model! It's a space shuttle. Yeah.

[''leaves own house to conclude tour'']

Anyway, uh, now, we're gonna take a trip back to, uh, Father's house for a special… deal.

[''enters Bob’s house while still playing as himself'']

[''goes down to Bob’s basement bar'']

As a little retribution for, uh… how things were, we're gonna play a little number on the jukebox here. But since we don't have "Side by Side" on recording, we're play-- we're gonna play, uh… "Sittin' Under The Apple Tree".

[''plays the 1942 hit "Don’t Sit Under The Apple Tree" in full'']

''"Don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me! 
''Anyone else but me! 
''Ooh! Anyone else but me! No, no, no! 
''Don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me 
''Till I come marchin' home! 

''Don't go walkin' down lover's lane with anyone else but me! 
''Anyone else but me! 
''Anyone else but me! No, no, no! 
''Don't go walkin' down lover's lane with anyone else but me 
''Till I come marchin' home! 

''I just got word from a guy who heard 
''From the guy next door to me: 
''The girl he met just loves to pet, 
''And it fits you to a tee! So… 
''Don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me 
''Till I come marchin' home! 

''Don't give out with those lips of yours to anyone else but me! 
''Anyone else but me! 
''Anyone else but me! No, no, no! 
''Watch the girls on the foreign shores? You'll have to report to me 
''When you come marchin' home! 

''Don't hold anyone on your knee! You better be true to me! 
''You better be true to me! 
''You better be true to me! 
''Don't hold anyone on your knee! You're gettin' the third degree 
''When you come marchin' home! 

''You're on your own where there is no phone 
''And I can't keep tabs on you! 
''Be fair to me, I'll guarantee 
''This is one thing that I'll do: 
''I won't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but you 
''Till you come marchin' home! 

''Don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me! 
''I know the apple tree 
''Is reserved for you and me! 
''And I'll be true 
''Till you come marchin' home!''"

And there you have a nice little blast from the past!

Now, we're gonna take a trip back up here… [''heads back upstairs and leaves Bob’s house''] and we're back outside.

And now, for, uh, my mom and dad: a little something special for this, uh, video.

This is my way of saying "Happy B- Anniversary" to y'all.

Coming up next:

[''smash cut to a ridiculously crude computer drawing of a wedding cake with the words "To Mom & Dad. / HAPPY / ANNIVERSARY / THANK YOU BOTH FOR MY BIRTH! / Love Christian C." written on its several layers'']

[''a grating Mario Paint rendition of "Happy Birthday" plays several times as [[Sonichu Zip|an image of Sonichu zips]] across the screen from left to right over and over again'']

Yeah. [''sounding suddenly emotional (or else congested)''] I love you both! Thank y'all for givin' birth to me, y'know. So, now, we're gonna pretty much end this documentary special.

[''all in-game fliers from the beginning of the video scroll by in reverse'']

Let’s see… where did this go?

Yeah – here it is.

[''sings roughly to the tune of the [[Wikipedia:William Tell Overture|William Tell Overture’s finale]] while scrolling back through the fliers glimpsed earlier'']

Happy anniversary! Happy anniversary! 
Happy anniversary! Haaappy anniversary! 
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, laaa-laaaa! 
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, laa-laa-laaaa! Ohhh! 
Happy anniversary! Happy anniversary! 
Happy anniversary! Haaappy anniversary! 
Dun-duh, dun-duh, dun-duh, dun-duh, dun-duh, dun-duh, doh-dohh-dohhh! 
La-ta, duh-tuh, di-tuh, di-tuh, doh-doh-dohh! Ohhhhhh! 
Happy anniversary! Happy anniversary! 
Happy anniversary! Haaappy anniversary! 
Loo-too, doo-too, doo-too, doo-too, doo-too, doo-too, doo-doo-dooo! 
Loo-too, doo-too, doo-too, doo-doo-dooo! 
[''sounding suddenly passionate (or else in terrible pain) as he retreats into his own house while moaning one final verse''] 
Ohhhhhhhh!

[''resumes speaking normally'']

''Till next tiiime…''

Good night, folks!

[''continues filming, even though all he’s doing is saving his game data'']

Thank you, and good night!

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