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September 2016 Paid Video Requests

2017-03-10T02:32:33Z

Printemps: /* Transcript */

{{transcript}}

This page lists the [[Paid Video Requests|video requests]] that Chris was paid to do in September 2016.

==Happy Birthday, Alex==

Despite having an enormously absurd amount of free time, Chris was apparently inclined to fulfill this paid request at an inconvenient moment.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Happy Birthday, Alex
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hLEzZ45BIWs}}
| stardate = 6 [[September 2016]]
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{The Happy Hag|text}}
| previous = [[August 2016 Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Ty, here's a song|Happy Birthday, Ty, here's a song]]
| next = [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Paid Message to the Trolls|Paid Message to the Trolls]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox|via YouTube Capture
}}

===Transcript===
Hello, Alex! This is Christine Chandler coming live to 'ya from home. Pretty much an inconvenient moment... anyway, wish you a happy birthday! I hope you had a good one today anyway.

Bir...

...late in the day then, the day after. Anyway, happy birthday to you, true and honest love fan. Zap to the extreme. Take care, stay safe.

==Paid Message to the Trolls==

Chris answers a paid-request addressed to Kiwi Farms. Chris was inclined to [[Chris and English#Chris and profanity|censor]] the message, albeit allowing the term "vag"—probably because it feeds into his delusion of self-femininity. Throughout reading the message, Chris trails off into elongated, high-pitched muddles—especially when uttering "Criteen". Chris appears unmoved by the contents of this request. Since it's unlikely he recognized the satirical nature of it, Chris probably saw the message as championing him and disparaging the trolls. Yet he responds emotionlessly, "Personal opinion? Eh, whatever."

Chris's TV appears to be on, flickering during the duration of this video.

Unrelated to the request, Chris picks up his toys and performs a skit mocking 2016 presidential candidate, [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]]. Representing Trump as an orange block of legos, Chris uses a blue-hair [[Medallions#Christine Doll|effigy of himself]] to kick the block. He pauses for a few moments before mildly exclaiming "Goal!" It's more likely than not, Chris is spoon-fed political views from CollegeHumor<ref>[[$50 for a video holiday greeting!]]</ref> and Lizzy the Lezzy<ref>[[October 2016 Facebook posts#Pmurt should take parodies in jest]]</ref>.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Paid Message to the Trolls
| video = {{#ev:youtube|EHLD5ABgsfQ}}
| stardate = 7 [[September 2016]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{(Handouts)|text}}, {{Politics|[[Pmurt]]|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{Blue and White Striped Dress|text}}
| previous = [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Alex|Happy Birthday, Alex]]
| next = [[CHRIS CHAN INTERVIEW]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox|via YouTube Capture
}}

===Transcript===
Hello this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home with a, paid message, to the internet trolls. But specifically, the KiwiFarms. Alright, quote, and I'm censoring the language:

"Hey there everybody. It's your old pal, your old friend, Lord Armstrong! And I'm here to tell all of you *high-pitched beep*, at KiwiFarms, how much I hate all of yous.

First off, what I want (high pitched mocking voice starts) you to do, is leave Christine alone. I love Criteen and *mumbles*. I would do anything for Criteen, anything. I'm the only one fit to see her vaaag. The only one who gets to see Criteen Ch-chandler... Criteen Weston Chandler's vag.

Ook, God, Fuh-you no, fuh-you Hellblazer, fuh-you Flowers for So-Ni-Chuuu, fuh-you Trickie and (high pitched mocking voice ends) Blank for your rip off...comics, that sully Christine's True and Honest work, and most of all, fuh-you LoveYouLongTime for spreading Christine's personal emails about... A-about the lady he was with a few years ago, or she was with years ago. She was the first person of true and honest, to Criteen and loved her forsh-for who she was. Go to heck all of you, sincerely yours, your buddy, your pal, Lord Armstrong."

That's what he said. *sigh* Personal opinion? Eh, whatever. And now for a special bonus. Here is what I say to, orange face. Orange face Donald Trump, and his anti-feministic ways. Trump, you can take a dump! Goal! Thank you, have a good day.

==We Like Pearl==
[[File:Chris_Chan_Gemsona.png|thumb|"I like Pearl's outfit... it's like a little dressy outfit I could wear"]]
In reference to himself and a [[Medallions#Christine Doll|toy]], Chris entitled the video as "We" instead of "I".

Chris's fandom of Steven Universe and his subsequent eagerness to fulfill this request should come as a surprise to no one. Steven Universe is a cartoon saturated with unsubtle messages which pander to the LGBT community. The show is often regarded as having one of the worst followings; e.g., Chris.

Chris goes on a rant describing how he relates to Pearl, his favorite character from the show. Chris identifies with her ability to learn from her mistakes, her vast knowledge, her understanding of her limitations, and her articulate way of speaking; the blatant irony being these are all attributes Chris has never acquired or strived to develop in his life. In a more bizarre turn, Chris confesses to coveting the outfit of this cartoon character—who by far has the slenderest figure in the show. How Chris could even imagine himself fitting into such a dress is ludicrous. This harkens back to how he represented himself in the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comics]]; as slim and athletic. It's apparent then that Chris is still in denial over his obesity.

{{Infobox/video
| name = We Like Pearl
| video = {{#ev:youtube|oNeFGKjzLtM}}
| stardate = 27 [[September 2016]]
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}} {{Television|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{(Clopper)|text}}
| previous = [[CHRIS CHAN INTERVIEW]]
| next = [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Oh, Wait. I've got one more...|Oh, Wait. I've got one more...]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox| via YouTube Capture
}}

===Transcript===

Hello! This is Christine Chandler coming to ya live from home, and by special request I'm gonna explain why I like Pearl from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Universe| Steven Universe] amongst the gems. I feel like, uh, she's quite a relatable character she is, she ha- she learns some her mistakes, (sic) I think she knows everything, but then she realizes she's not perfect, she doesn't know everything, and... nobody's supposed to know everything. [pause] And...plus she's a good motivational speaker and teacher, and...she still (unintelligible) and she still (unintelligible) with, uh, (unintelligible) you know, Steven's mom. [Pause] So you could tell she picked up some of the greatness, um, uh, shoot.

[Chris is deep in thought.] I'm trying to think of Steven's mother's name. [Pause] Uh, Rose... Yeah, Rose Quartz, that's it. Anyway, yeah. So anyway, uh... Blue is my favorite color and.... and I like Pearl's outfit. I say, it's like, uh, like [[Chris and Fashion|a little dressy outfit I could wear.]] [Points to the Christine Equestria Girls figure] She could wear. We could wear. [Dog whining in the background]

Anyway, um... Uh... (unintelligible) So anyways, [In a singsong] Pearl, da da da da da... Hm. [[Chris and English|I'm flyin' off the seat of my brain.]] Pearl flies the seat- Pearl flies off the seat of her brain. And when she's baffled, she really flies off the seat of her brain, don't we all. [Does a hair flip] Don't we all. Hm. I know, I should come mo-mo-mo-more prepared, maybe had- Well I don't have a Pearl figure, so whoop dee wow (???)

Hm. Anyway, I like Pearl. Guards of (unintelligible)! Yenno, being part Ruby and Sapphire, that's a nice [[Homos|lovely little lesbian relationship]] right there. Yep. I mean, Amethyst, that's my birth stone. [Chris flashes [[Amnyfest Ring|class ring]]] I'd say that's- But she's likeable too. Anyway, yeah, I like the gems but- mostly can feel related- I can feel related to Pearl. Um, yeah. I binge-watched only like, uh, Season One and some of Season Two through Hulu. And.... -stress sigh- [[Biological clock|Mildly sleepy]]. Oh well. Anyway.... anyway, first new pay for this video request (sic), that I like Pearl too. So there. Mkay. Thank you, and have a good day. [Turns camera off.]

==Oh, Wait. I've got one more...==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Oh, Wait. I've got one more...
| video = {{#ev:youtube|a8uXC-QonL8}}
| stardate = 27 [[September 2016]]
| subject = {{Politics|[[Pmurt]]}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{(Clopper)|text}}
| previous = [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#We Like Pearl|We Like Pearl]]
| next = [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox| via YouTube Capture
}}

===Transcript===

==Hello==

Chris's overdue greeting to a Faris and a Pepper.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Hello
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Fi4x_uYF8mE}}
| stardate = 29 [[September 2016]]
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{Blue and White Striped Dress|text}}
| previous = [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]
| next = [[October 2016 Paid Video Requests#Singing Ascension Millenium|Singing Ascension Millenium]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox| via YouTube Capture
}}

===Transcript===

Hello Faris and Pepper! I'm sorry for the delay on the greeting y'all and missing that (unintelligible) the original video, but here it is: [Chris waves] Hey Faris! Hi Pepper! Have a good day.

==References==
<references/>

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[August 2016 Paid Video Requests]]|nextlink=[[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]}}

{{PoliticalVideos}}
{{BusinessList}}

[[Category:Business]]
[[Category:Politics]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

September 2016 Paid Video Requests

2017-03-10T02:31:28Z

Printemps: /* Transcript */

{{transcript}}

This page lists the [[Paid Video Requests|video requests]] that Chris was paid to do in September 2016.

==Happy Birthday, Alex==

Despite having an enormously absurd amount of free time, Chris was apparently inclined to fulfill this paid request at an inconvenient moment.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Happy Birthday, Alex
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hLEzZ45BIWs}}
| stardate = 6 [[September 2016]]
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{The Happy Hag|text}}
| previous = [[August 2016 Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Ty, here's a song|Happy Birthday, Ty, here's a song]]
| next = [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Paid Message to the Trolls|Paid Message to the Trolls]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox|via YouTube Capture
}}

===Transcript===
Hello, Alex! This is Christine Chandler coming live to 'ya from home. Pretty much an inconvenient moment... anyway, wish you a happy birthday! I hope you had a good one today anyway.

Bir...

...late in the day then, the day after. Anyway, happy birthday to you, true and honest love fan. Zap to the extreme. Take care, stay safe.

==Paid Message to the Trolls==

Chris answers a paid-request addressed to Kiwi Farms. Chris was inclined to [[Chris and English#Chris and profanity|censor]] the message, albeit allowing the term "vag"—probably because it feeds into his delusion of self-femininity. Throughout reading the message, Chris trails off into elongated, high-pitched muddles—especially when uttering "Criteen". Chris appears unmoved by the contents of this request. Since it's unlikely he recognized the satirical nature of it, Chris probably saw the message as championing him and disparaging the trolls. Yet he responds emotionlessly, "Personal opinion? Eh, whatever."

Chris's TV appears to be on, flickering during the duration of this video.

Unrelated to the request, Chris picks up his toys and performs a skit mocking 2016 presidential candidate, [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]]. Representing Trump as an orange block of legos, Chris uses a blue-hair [[Medallions#Christine Doll|effigy of himself]] to kick the block. He pauses for a few moments before mildly exclaiming "Goal!" It's more likely than not, Chris is spoon-fed political views from CollegeHumor<ref>[[$50 for a video holiday greeting!]]</ref> and Lizzy the Lezzy<ref>[[October 2016 Facebook posts#Pmurt should take parodies in jest]]</ref>.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Paid Message to the Trolls
| video = {{#ev:youtube|EHLD5ABgsfQ}}
| stardate = 7 [[September 2016]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{(Handouts)|text}}, {{Politics|[[Pmurt]]|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{Blue and White Striped Dress|text}}
| previous = [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Alex|Happy Birthday, Alex]]
| next = [[CHRIS CHAN INTERVIEW]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox|via YouTube Capture
}}

===Transcript===
Hello this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home with a, paid message, to the internet trolls. But specifically, the KiwiFarms. Alright, quote, and I'm censoring the language:

"Hey there everybody. It's your old pal, your old friend, Lord Armstrong! And I'm here to tell all of you *high-pitched beep*, at KiwiFarms, how much I hate all of yous.

First off, what I want (high pitched mocking voice starts) you to do, is leave Christine alone. I love Criteen and *mumbles*. I would do anything for Criteen, anything. I'm the only one fit to see her vaaag. The only one who gets to see Criteen Ch-chandler... Criteen Weston Chandler's vag.

Ook, God, Fuh-you no, fuh-you Hellblazer, fuh-you Flowers for So-Ni-Chuuu, fuh-you Trickie and (high pitched mocking voice ends) Blank for your rip off...comics, that sully Christine's True and Honest work, and most of all, fuh-you LoveYouLongTime for spreading Christine's personal emails about... A-about the lady he was with a few years ago, or she was with years ago. She was the first person of true and honest, to Criteen and loved her forsh-for who she was. Go to heck all of you, sincerely yours, your buddy, your pal, Lord Armstrong."

That's what he said. *sigh* Personal opinion? Eh, whatever. And now for a special bonus. Here is what I say to, orange face. Orange face Donald Trump, and his anti-feministic ways. Trump, you can take a dump! Goal! Thank you, have a good day.

==We Like Pearl==
[[File:Chris_Chan_Gemsona.png|thumb|"I like Pearl's outfit... it's like a little dressy outfit I could wear"]]
In reference to himself and a [[Medallions#Christine Doll|toy]], Chris entitled the video as "We" instead of "I".

Chris's fandom of Steven Universe and his subsequent eagerness to fulfill this request should come as a surprise to no one. Steven Universe is a cartoon saturated with unsubtle messages which pander to the LGBT community. The show is often regarded as having one of the worst followings; e.g., Chris.

Chris goes on a rant describing how he relates to Pearl, his favorite character from the show. Chris identifies with her ability to learn from her mistakes, her vast knowledge, her understanding of her limitations, and her articulate way of speaking; the blatant irony being these are all attributes Chris has never acquired or strived to develop in his life. In a more bizarre turn, Chris confesses to coveting the outfit of this cartoon character—who by far has the slenderest figure in the show. How Chris could even imagine himself fitting into such a dress is ludicrous. This harkens back to how he represented himself in the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comics]]; as slim and athletic. It's apparent then that Chris is still in denial over his obesity.

{{Infobox/video
| name = We Like Pearl
| video = {{#ev:youtube|oNeFGKjzLtM}}
| stardate = 27 [[September 2016]]
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}} {{Television|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{(Clopper)|text}}
| previous = [[CHRIS CHAN INTERVIEW]]
| next = [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Oh, Wait. I've got one more...|Oh, Wait. I've got one more...]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox| via YouTube Capture
}}

===Transcript===

Hello! This is Christine Chandler coming to ya live from home, and by special request I'm gonna explain why I like Pearl from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Universe| Steven Universe] amongst the gems. I feel like, uh, she's quite a relatable character she is, she ha- she learns some her mistakes, (sic) I think she knows everything, but then she realizes she's not perfect, she doesn't know everything, and... nobody's supposed to know everything. [pause] And...plus she's a good motivational speaker and teacher, and...she still (unintelligible) and she still (unintelligible) with, uh, (unintelligible) you know, Steven's mom. [Pause] So you could tell she picked up some of the greatness, um, uh, shoot.

[Chris is deep in thought.] I'm trying to think of Steven's mother's name. [Pause] Uh, Rose... Yeah, Rose Quartz, that's it. Anyway, yeah. So anyway, uh... Blue is my favorite color and.... and I like Pearl's outfit. I say, it's like, uh, like [[Chris and Fashion|a little dressy outfit I could wear.]] [Points to the Christine Equestria Girls figure] She could wear. We could wear. [Dog whining in the background]

Anyway, um... Uh... (unintelligible) So anyways, [In a singsong] Pearl, da da da da da... Hm. [[Chris and English|I'm flyin' off the seat of my brain.]] Pearl flies the seat- Pearl flies off the seat of her brain. And when she's baffled, she really flies off the seat of her brain, don't we all. [Does a hair flip] Don't we all. Hm. I know, I should come mo-mo-mo-more prepared, maybe had- Well I don't have a Pearl figure, so whoop dee wow (???)

Hm. Anyway, I like Pearl. Guards of (unintelligible)! Yenno, being part Ruby and Sapphire, that's a nice [[Homos|lovely little lesbian relationship]] right there. Yep. I mean, Amethyst, that's my birth stone. [Chris flashes [[Amnyfest Ring|class ring]]] I'd say that's- But she's likeable too. Anyway, yeah, I like the gems but- mostly can feel related- I can feel related to Pearl. Um, yeah. I binge-watched only like, uh, Season One and some of Season Two through Hulu. And.... [[[Stress sigh|stress sigh]]] [[Biological clock|Mildly sleepy]]. Oh well. Anyway.... anyway, first new pay for this video request (sic), that I like Pearl too. So there. Mkay. Thank you, and have a good day. [Turns camera off.]

==Oh, Wait. I've got one more...==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Oh, Wait. I've got one more...
| video = {{#ev:youtube|a8uXC-QonL8}}
| stardate = 27 [[September 2016]]
| subject = {{Politics|[[Pmurt]]}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{(Clopper)|text}}
| previous = [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#We Like Pearl|We Like Pearl]]
| next = [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox| via YouTube Capture
}}

===Transcript===

==Hello==

Chris's overdue greeting to a Faris and a Pepper.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Hello
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Fi4x_uYF8mE}}
| stardate = 29 [[September 2016]]
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{Blue and White Striped Dress|text}}
| previous = [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]
| next = [[October 2016 Paid Video Requests#Singing Ascension Millenium|Singing Ascension Millenium]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox| via YouTube Capture
}}

===Transcript===

Hello Faris and Pepper! I'm sorry for the delay on the greeting y'all and missing that (unintelligible) the original video, but here it is: [Chris waves] Hey Faris! Hi Pepper! Have a good day.

==References==
<references/>

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[August 2016 Paid Video Requests]]|nextlink=[[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]}}

{{PoliticalVideos}}
{{BusinessList}}

[[Category:Business]]
[[Category:Politics]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

September 2016 Paid Video Requests

2017-03-10T02:30:40Z

Printemps: /* Transcript */

{{transcript}}

This page lists the [[Paid Video Requests|video requests]] that Chris was paid to do in September 2016.

==Happy Birthday, Alex==

Despite having an enormously absurd amount of free time, Chris was apparently inclined to fulfill this paid request at an inconvenient moment.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Happy Birthday, Alex
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hLEzZ45BIWs}}
| stardate = 6 [[September 2016]]
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{The Happy Hag|text}}
| previous = [[August 2016 Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Ty, here's a song|Happy Birthday, Ty, here's a song]]
| next = [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Paid Message to the Trolls|Paid Message to the Trolls]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox|via YouTube Capture
}}

===Transcript===
Hello, Alex! This is Christine Chandler coming live to 'ya from home. Pretty much an inconvenient moment... anyway, wish you a happy birthday! I hope you had a good one today anyway.

Bir...

...late in the day then, the day after. Anyway, happy birthday to you, true and honest love fan. Zap to the extreme. Take care, stay safe.

==Paid Message to the Trolls==

Chris answers a paid-request addressed to Kiwi Farms. Chris was inclined to [[Chris and English#Chris and profanity|censor]] the message, albeit allowing the term "vag"—probably because it feeds into his delusion of self-femininity. Throughout reading the message, Chris trails off into elongated, high-pitched muddles—especially when uttering "Criteen". Chris appears unmoved by the contents of this request. Since it's unlikely he recognized the satirical nature of it, Chris probably saw the message as championing him and disparaging the trolls. Yet he responds emotionlessly, "Personal opinion? Eh, whatever."

Chris's TV appears to be on, flickering during the duration of this video.

Unrelated to the request, Chris picks up his toys and performs a skit mocking 2016 presidential candidate, [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]]. Representing Trump as an orange block of legos, Chris uses a blue-hair [[Medallions#Christine Doll|effigy of himself]] to kick the block. He pauses for a few moments before mildly exclaiming "Goal!" It's more likely than not, Chris is spoon-fed political views from CollegeHumor<ref>[[$50 for a video holiday greeting!]]</ref> and Lizzy the Lezzy<ref>[[October 2016 Facebook posts#Pmurt should take parodies in jest]]</ref>.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Paid Message to the Trolls
| video = {{#ev:youtube|EHLD5ABgsfQ}}
| stardate = 7 [[September 2016]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{(Handouts)|text}}, {{Politics|[[Pmurt]]|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{Blue and White Striped Dress|text}}
| previous = [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Alex|Happy Birthday, Alex]]
| next = [[CHRIS CHAN INTERVIEW]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox|via YouTube Capture
}}

===Transcript===
Hello this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home with a, paid message, to the internet trolls. But specifically, the KiwiFarms. Alright, quote, and I'm censoring the language:

"Hey there everybody. It's your old pal, your old friend, Lord Armstrong! And I'm here to tell all of you *high-pitched beep*, at KiwiFarms, how much I hate all of yous.

First off, what I want (high pitched mocking voice starts) you to do, is leave Christine alone. I love Criteen and *mumbles*. I would do anything for Criteen, anything. I'm the only one fit to see her vaaag. The only one who gets to see Criteen Ch-chandler... Criteen Weston Chandler's vag.

Ook, God, Fuh-you no, fuh-you Hellblazer, fuh-you Flowers for So-Ni-Chuuu, fuh-you Trickie and (high pitched mocking voice ends) Blank for your rip off...comics, that sully Christine's True and Honest work, and most of all, fuh-you LoveYouLongTime for spreading Christine's personal emails about... A-about the lady he was with a few years ago, or she was with years ago. She was the first person of true and honest, to Criteen and loved her forsh-for who she was. Go to heck all of you, sincerely yours, your buddy, your pal, Lord Armstrong."

That's what he said. *sigh* Personal opinion? Eh, whatever. And now for a special bonus. Here is what I say to, orange face. Orange face Donald Trump, and his anti-feministic ways. Trump, you can take a dump! Goal! Thank you, have a good day.

==We Like Pearl==
[[File:Chris_Chan_Gemsona.png|thumb|"I like Pearl's outfit... it's like a little dressy outfit I could wear"]]
In reference to himself and a [[Medallions#Christine Doll|toy]], Chris entitled the video as "We" instead of "I".

Chris's fandom of Steven Universe and his subsequent eagerness to fulfill this request should come as a surprise to no one. Steven Universe is a cartoon saturated with unsubtle messages which pander to the LGBT community. The show is often regarded as having one of the worst followings; e.g., Chris.

Chris goes on a rant describing how he relates to Pearl, his favorite character from the show. Chris identifies with her ability to learn from her mistakes, her vast knowledge, her understanding of her limitations, and her articulate way of speaking; the blatant irony being these are all attributes Chris has never acquired or strived to develop in his life. In a more bizarre turn, Chris confesses to coveting the outfit of this cartoon character—who by far has the slenderest figure in the show. How Chris could even imagine himself fitting into such a dress is ludicrous. This harkens back to how he represented himself in the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comics]]; as slim and athletic. It's apparent then that Chris is still in denial over his obesity.

{{Infobox/video
| name = We Like Pearl
| video = {{#ev:youtube|oNeFGKjzLtM}}
| stardate = 27 [[September 2016]]
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}} {{Television|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{(Clopper)|text}}
| previous = [[CHRIS CHAN INTERVIEW]]
| next = [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Oh, Wait. I've got one more...|Oh, Wait. I've got one more...]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox| via YouTube Capture
}}

===Transcript===

Hello! This is Christine Chandler coming to ya live from home, and by special request I'm gonna explain why I like Pearl from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Universe| Steven Universe] amongst the gems. I feel like, uh, she's quite a relatable character she is, she ha- she learns some her mistakes, (sic) I think she knows everything, but then she realizes she's not perfect, she doesn't know everything, and... nobody's supposed to know everything. [pause] And...plus she's a good motivational speaker and teacher, and...she still (unintelligible) and she still (unintelligible) with, uh, (unintelligible) you know, Steven's mom. [Pause] So you could tell she picked up some of the greatness, um, uh, shoot.

[Chris is deep in thought.] I'm trying to think of Steven's mother's name. [Pause] Uh, Rose... Yeah, Rose Quartz, that's it. Anyway, yeah. So anyway, uh... Blue is my favorite color and.... and I like Pearl's outfit. I say, it's like, uh, like [[Chris and Fashion|a little dressy outfit I could wear.]] [Points to the Christine Equestria Girls figure] She could wear. We could wear. [Dog whining in the background]

Anyway, um... Uh... (unintelligible) So anyways, [In a singsong] Pearl, da da da da da... Hm. [[Chris and English|I'm flyin' off the seat of my brain.]] Pearl flies the seat- Pearl flies off the seat of her brain. And when she's baffled, she really flies off the seat of her brain, don't we all. [Does a hair flip] Don't we all. Hm. I know, I should come mo-mo-mo-more prepared, maybe had- Well I don't have a Pearl figure, so whoop dee wow (???)

Hm. Anyway, I like Pearl. Guards of (unintelligible)! Yenno, being part Ruby and Sapphire, that's a nice [[Homos|lovely little lesbian relationship]] right there. Yep. I mean, Amethyst, that's my birth stone. [Chris flashes [[Amnyfest Ring|class ring]]] I'd say that's- But she's likeable too. Anyway, yeah, I like the gems but- mostly can feel related- I can feel related to Pearl. Um, yeah. I binge-watched only like, uh, Season One and some of Season Two through Hulu. And.... [[[stress sigh]]] [[Biological clock|Mildly sleepy]]. Oh well. Anyway.... anyway, first new pay for this video request (sic), that I like Pearl too. So there. Mkay. Thank you, and have a good day. [Turns camera off.]

==Oh, Wait. I've got one more...==

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| name = Oh, Wait. I've got one more...
| video = {{#ev:youtube|a8uXC-QonL8}}
| stardate = 27 [[September 2016]]
| subject = {{Politics|[[Pmurt]]}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{(Clopper)|text}}
| previous = [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#We Like Pearl|We Like Pearl]]
| next = [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox| via YouTube Capture
}}

===Transcript===

==Hello==

Chris's overdue greeting to a Faris and a Pepper.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Hello
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Fi4x_uYF8mE}}
| stardate = 29 [[September 2016]]
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{Blue and White Striped Dress|text}}
| previous = [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]
| next = [[October 2016 Paid Video Requests#Singing Ascension Millenium|Singing Ascension Millenium]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox| via YouTube Capture
}}

===Transcript===

Hello Faris and Pepper! I'm sorry for the delay on the greeting y'all and missing that (unintelligible) the original video, but here it is: [Chris waves] Hey Faris! Hi Pepper! Have a good day.

==References==
<references/>

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[August 2016 Paid Video Requests]]|nextlink=[[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]}}

{{PoliticalVideos}}
{{BusinessList}}

[[Category:Business]]
[[Category:Politics]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

September 2016 Paid Video Requests

2017-03-10T02:30:05Z

Printemps: /* Transcript */

{{transcript}}

This page lists the [[Paid Video Requests|video requests]] that Chris was paid to do in September 2016.

==Happy Birthday, Alex==

Despite having an enormously absurd amount of free time, Chris was apparently inclined to fulfill this paid request at an inconvenient moment.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Happy Birthday, Alex
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hLEzZ45BIWs}}
| stardate = 6 [[September 2016]]
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{The Happy Hag|text}}
| previous = [[August 2016 Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Ty, here's a song|Happy Birthday, Ty, here's a song]]
| next = [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Paid Message to the Trolls|Paid Message to the Trolls]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox|via YouTube Capture
}}

===Transcript===
Hello, Alex! This is Christine Chandler coming live to 'ya from home. Pretty much an inconvenient moment... anyway, wish you a happy birthday! I hope you had a good one today anyway.

Bir...

...late in the day then, the day after. Anyway, happy birthday to you, true and honest love fan. Zap to the extreme. Take care, stay safe.

==Paid Message to the Trolls==

Chris answers a paid-request addressed to Kiwi Farms. Chris was inclined to [[Chris and English#Chris and profanity|censor]] the message, albeit allowing the term "vag"—probably because it feeds into his delusion of self-femininity. Throughout reading the message, Chris trails off into elongated, high-pitched muddles—especially when uttering "Criteen". Chris appears unmoved by the contents of this request. Since it's unlikely he recognized the satirical nature of it, Chris probably saw the message as championing him and disparaging the trolls. Yet he responds emotionlessly, "Personal opinion? Eh, whatever."

Chris's TV appears to be on, flickering during the duration of this video.

Unrelated to the request, Chris picks up his toys and performs a skit mocking 2016 presidential candidate, [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]]. Representing Trump as an orange block of legos, Chris uses a blue-hair [[Medallions#Christine Doll|effigy of himself]] to kick the block. He pauses for a few moments before mildly exclaiming "Goal!" It's more likely than not, Chris is spoon-fed political views from CollegeHumor<ref>[[$50 for a video holiday greeting!]]</ref> and Lizzy the Lezzy<ref>[[October 2016 Facebook posts#Pmurt should take parodies in jest]]</ref>.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Paid Message to the Trolls
| video = {{#ev:youtube|EHLD5ABgsfQ}}
| stardate = 7 [[September 2016]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{(Handouts)|text}}, {{Politics|[[Pmurt]]|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{Blue and White Striped Dress|text}}
| previous = [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Alex|Happy Birthday, Alex]]
| next = [[CHRIS CHAN INTERVIEW]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox|via YouTube Capture
}}

===Transcript===
Hello this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home with a, paid message, to the internet trolls. But specifically, the KiwiFarms. Alright, quote, and I'm censoring the language:

"Hey there everybody. It's your old pal, your old friend, Lord Armstrong! And I'm here to tell all of you *high-pitched beep*, at KiwiFarms, how much I hate all of yous.

First off, what I want (high pitched mocking voice starts) you to do, is leave Christine alone. I love Criteen and *mumbles*. I would do anything for Criteen, anything. I'm the only one fit to see her vaaag. The only one who gets to see Criteen Ch-chandler... Criteen Weston Chandler's vag.

Ook, God, Fuh-you no, fuh-you Hellblazer, fuh-you Flowers for So-Ni-Chuuu, fuh-you Trickie and (high pitched mocking voice ends) Blank for your rip off...comics, that sully Christine's True and Honest work, and most of all, fuh-you LoveYouLongTime for spreading Christine's personal emails about... A-about the lady he was with a few years ago, or she was with years ago. She was the first person of true and honest, to Criteen and loved her forsh-for who she was. Go to heck all of you, sincerely yours, your buddy, your pal, Lord Armstrong."

That's what he said. *sigh* Personal opinion? Eh, whatever. And now for a special bonus. Here is what I say to, orange face. Orange face Donald Trump, and his anti-feministic ways. Trump, you can take a dump! Goal! Thank you, have a good day.

==We Like Pearl==
[[File:Chris_Chan_Gemsona.png|thumb|"I like Pearl's outfit... it's like a little dressy outfit I could wear"]]
In reference to himself and a [[Medallions#Christine Doll|toy]], Chris entitled the video as "We" instead of "I".

Chris's fandom of Steven Universe and his subsequent eagerness to fulfill this request should come as a surprise to no one. Steven Universe is a cartoon saturated with unsubtle messages which pander to the LGBT community. The show is often regarded as having one of the worst followings; e.g., Chris.

Chris goes on a rant describing how he relates to Pearl, his favorite character from the show. Chris identifies with her ability to learn from her mistakes, her vast knowledge, her understanding of her limitations, and her articulate way of speaking; the blatant irony being these are all attributes Chris has never acquired or strived to develop in his life. In a more bizarre turn, Chris confesses to coveting the outfit of this cartoon character—who by far has the slenderest figure in the show. How Chris could even imagine himself fitting into such a dress is ludicrous. This harkens back to how he represented himself in the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comics]]; as slim and athletic. It's apparent then that Chris is still in denial over his obesity.

{{Infobox/video
| name = We Like Pearl
| video = {{#ev:youtube|oNeFGKjzLtM}}
| stardate = 27 [[September 2016]]
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}} {{Television|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{(Clopper)|text}}
| previous = [[CHRIS CHAN INTERVIEW]]
| next = [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Oh, Wait. I've got one more...|Oh, Wait. I've got one more...]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox| via YouTube Capture
}}

===Transcript===

Hello! This is Christine Chandler coming to ya live from home, and by special request I'm gonna explain why I like Pearl from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Universe|Steven Universe] amongst the gems. I feel like, uh, she's quite a relatable character she is, she ha- she learns some her mistakes, (sic) I think she knows everything, but then she realizes she's not perfect, she doesn't know everything, and... nobody's supposed to know everything. [pause] And...plus she's a good motivational speaker and teacher, and...she still (unintelligible) and she still (unintelligible) with, uh, (unintelligible) you know, Steven's mom. [Pause] So you could tell she picked up some of the greatness, um, uh, shoot.

[Chris is deep in thought.] I'm trying to think of Steven's mother's name. [Pause] Uh, Rose... Yeah, Rose Quartz, that's it. Anyway, yeah. So anyway, uh... Blue is my favorite color and.... and I like Pearl's outfit. I say, it's like, uh, like [[Chris and Fashion|a little dressy outfit I could wear.]] [Points to the Christine Equestria Girls figure] She could wear. We could wear. [Dog whining in the background]

Anyway, um... Uh... (unintelligible) So anyways, [In a singsong] Pearl, da da da da da... Hm. [[Chris and English|I'm flyin' off the seat of my brain.]] Pearl flies the seat- Pearl flies off the seat of her brain. And when she's baffled, she really flies off the seat of her brain, don't we all. [Does a hair flip] Don't we all. Hm. I know, I should come mo-mo-mo-more prepared, maybe had- Well I don't have a Pearl figure, so whoop dee wow (???)

Hm. Anyway, I like Pearl. Guards of (unintelligible)! Yenno, being part Ruby and Sapphire, that's a nice [[Homos|lovely little lesbian relationship]] right there. Yep. I mean, Amethyst, that's my birth stone. [Chris flashes [[Amnyfest Ring|class ring]]] I'd say that's- But she's likeable too. Anyway, yeah, I like the gems but- mostly can feel related- I can feel related to Pearl. Um, yeah. I binge-watched only like, uh, Season One and some of Season Two through Hulu. And.... [[[stress sigh]]] [[Biological clock|Mildly sleepy]]. Oh well. Anyway.... anyway, first new pay for this video request (sic), that I like Pearl too. So there. Mkay. Thank you, and have a good day. [Turns camera off.]

==Oh, Wait. I've got one more...==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Oh, Wait. I've got one more...
| video = {{#ev:youtube|a8uXC-QonL8}}
| stardate = 27 [[September 2016]]
| subject = {{Politics|[[Pmurt]]}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{(Clopper)|text}}
| previous = [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#We Like Pearl|We Like Pearl]]
| next = [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox| via YouTube Capture
}}

===Transcript===

==Hello==

Chris's overdue greeting to a Faris and a Pepper.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Hello
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Fi4x_uYF8mE}}
| stardate = 29 [[September 2016]]
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{Blue and White Striped Dress|text}}
| previous = [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]
| next = [[October 2016 Paid Video Requests#Singing Ascension Millenium|Singing Ascension Millenium]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox| via YouTube Capture
}}

===Transcript===

Hello Faris and Pepper! I'm sorry for the delay on the greeting y'all and missing that (unintelligible) the original video, but here it is: [Chris waves] Hey Faris! Hi Pepper! Have a good day.

==References==
<references/>

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[August 2016 Paid Video Requests]]|nextlink=[[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]}}

{{PoliticalVideos}}
{{BusinessList}}

[[Category:Business]]
[[Category:Politics]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

September 2016 Paid Video Requests

2017-03-10T02:05:31Z

Printemps: /* Transcript */

{{transcript}}

This page lists the [[Paid Video Requests|video requests]] that Chris was paid to do in September 2016.

==Happy Birthday, Alex==

Despite having an enormously absurd amount of free time, Chris was apparently inclined to fulfill this paid request at an inconvenient moment.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Happy Birthday, Alex
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hLEzZ45BIWs}}
| stardate = 6 [[September 2016]]
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{The Happy Hag|text}}
| previous = [[August 2016 Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Ty, here's a song|Happy Birthday, Ty, here's a song]]
| next = [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Paid Message to the Trolls|Paid Message to the Trolls]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox|via YouTube Capture
}}

===Transcript===
Hello, Alex! This is Christine Chandler coming live to 'ya from home. Pretty much an inconvenient moment... anyway, wish you a happy birthday! I hope you had a good one today anyway.

Bir...

...late in the day then, the day after. Anyway, happy birthday to you, true and honest love fan. Zap to the extreme. Take care, stay safe.

==Paid Message to the Trolls==

Chris answers a paid-request addressed to Kiwi Farms. Chris was inclined to [[Chris and English#Chris and profanity|censor]] the message, albeit allowing the term "vag"—probably because it feeds into his delusion of self-femininity. Throughout reading the message, Chris trails off into elongated, high-pitched muddles—especially when uttering "Criteen". Chris appears unmoved by the contents of this request. Since it's unlikely he recognized the satirical nature of it, Chris probably saw the message as championing him and disparaging the trolls. Yet he responds emotionlessly, "Personal opinion? Eh, whatever."

Chris's TV appears to be on, flickering during the duration of this video.

Unrelated to the request, Chris picks up his toys and performs a skit mocking 2016 presidential candidate, [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]]. Representing Trump as an orange block of legos, Chris uses a blue-hair [[Medallions#Christine Doll|effigy of himself]] to kick the block. He pauses for a few moments before mildly exclaiming "Goal!" It's more likely than not, Chris is spoon-fed political views from CollegeHumor<ref>[[$50 for a video holiday greeting!]]</ref> and Lizzy the Lezzy<ref>[[October 2016 Facebook posts#Pmurt should take parodies in jest]]</ref>.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Paid Message to the Trolls
| video = {{#ev:youtube|EHLD5ABgsfQ}}
| stardate = 7 [[September 2016]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{(Handouts)|text}}, {{Politics|[[Pmurt]]|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{Blue and White Striped Dress|text}}
| previous = [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Alex|Happy Birthday, Alex]]
| next = [[CHRIS CHAN INTERVIEW]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox|via YouTube Capture
}}

===Transcript===
Hello this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home with a, paid message, to the internet trolls. But specifically, the KiwiFarms. Alright, quote, and I'm censoring the language:

"Hey there everybody. It's your old pal, your old friend, Lord Armstrong! And I'm here to tell all of you *high-pitched beep*, at KiwiFarms, how much I hate all of yous.

First off, what I want (high pitched mocking voice starts) you to do, is leave Christine alone. I love Criteen and *mumbles*. I would do anything for Criteen, anything. I'm the only one fit to see her vaaag. The only one who gets to see Criteen Ch-chandler... Criteen Weston Chandler's vag.

Ook, God, Fuh-you no, fuh-you Hellblazer, fuh-you Flowers for So-Ni-Chuuu, fuh-you Trickie and (high pitched mocking voice ends) Blank for your rip off...comics, that sully Christine's True and Honest work, and most of all, fuh-you LoveYouLongTime for spreading Christine's personal emails about... A-about the lady he was with a few years ago, or she was with years ago. She was the first person of true and honest, to Criteen and loved her forsh-for who she was. Go to heck all of you, sincerely yours, your buddy, your pal, Lord Armstrong."

That's what he said. *sigh* Personal opinion? Eh, whatever. And now for a special bonus. Here is what I say to, orange face. Orange face Donald Trump, and his anti-feministic ways. Trump, you can take a dump! Goal! Thank you, have a good day.

==We Like Pearl==
[[File:Chris_Chan_Gemsona.png|thumb|"I like Pearl's outfit... it's like a little dressy outfit I could wear"]]
In reference to himself and a [[Medallions#Christine Doll|toy]], Chris entitled the video as "We" instead of "I".

Chris's fandom of Steven Universe and his subsequent eagerness to fulfill this request should come as a surprise to no one. Steven Universe is a cartoon saturated with unsubtle messages which pander to the LGBT community. The show is often regarded as having one of the worst followings; e.g., Chris.

Chris goes on a rant describing how he relates to Pearl, his favorite character from the show. Chris identifies with her ability to learn from her mistakes, her vast knowledge, her understanding of her limitations, and her articulate way of speaking; the blatant irony being these are all attributes Chris has never acquired or strived to develop in his life. In a more bizarre turn, Chris confesses to coveting the outfit of this cartoon character—who by far has the slenderest figure in the show. How Chris could even imagine himself fitting into such a dress is ludicrous. This harkens back to how he represented himself in the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comics]]; as slim and athletic. It's apparent then that Chris is still in denial over his obesity.

{{Infobox/video
| name = We Like Pearl
| video = {{#ev:youtube|oNeFGKjzLtM}}
| stardate = 27 [[September 2016]]
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}} {{Television|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{(Clopper)|text}}
| previous = [[CHRIS CHAN INTERVIEW]]
| next = [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Oh, Wait. I've got one more...|Oh, Wait. I've got one more...]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox| via YouTube Capture
}}

===Transcript===

==Oh, Wait. I've got one more...==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Oh, Wait. I've got one more...
| video = {{#ev:youtube|a8uXC-QonL8}}
| stardate = 27 [[September 2016]]
| subject = {{Politics|[[Pmurt]]}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{(Clopper)|text}}
| previous = [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#We Like Pearl|We Like Pearl]]
| next = [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox| via YouTube Capture
}}

===Transcript===

==Hello==

Chris's overdue greeting to a Faris and a Pepper.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Hello
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Fi4x_uYF8mE}}
| stardate = 29 [[September 2016]]
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{Blue and White Striped Dress|text}}
| previous = [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]
| next = [[October 2016 Paid Video Requests#Singing Ascension Millenium|Singing Ascension Millenium]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox| via YouTube Capture
}}

===Transcript===

Hello Faris and Pepper! I'm sorry for the delay on the greeting y'all and missing that (unintelligible) the original video, but here it is: [Chris waves] Hey Faris! Hi Pepper! Have a good day.

==References==
<references/>

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[August 2016 Paid Video Requests]]|nextlink=[[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]}}

{{PoliticalVideos}}
{{BusinessList}}

[[Category:Business]]
[[Category:Politics]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

I'm selling my father's stamp collection; come on down and buy some of it

2017-03-10T01:53:18Z

Printemps: /* Transcript */

{{transcript}}

[[I'm selling my father's stamp collection; come on down and buy some of it]], is a video Chris uploaded to YouTube on 1 March 2017. Unlike most of his videos from [[2016|last year]], Chris attempts to amend his monetary problems with a more sensible approach; selling junk around his house. At the same time, however, it's necessary to point out that Chris is still reluctant to sell anything from ''his'' own pile of worthless junk.

In a rare instance of self-awareness, Chris advertises this stamp collection by underlining the fact that it belonged to [[Bob]]; perhaps hoping that this information would somehow increase the demand for this collection, especially within the trolling community.

==video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = I'm selling my father's stamp collection; come on down and buy some of it
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=TqjoIudsaLU}}
| stardate = 1 March 2017
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Cwcville Shopping|text}}
| style =
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{The Happy Hag|text}}
| previous = [[A browsing around an ol' playground]]
| next =
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox|More out of the collection is being added a bit at a time, so keep watch, and buy what you like for your stamp collection. ;)}}

==Transcript==

[Shot of some of [[Bob]]'s stamp collection] Lots and lots of stamp covers...

[Jump cut to a different box of [[Bob]]'s stamps] ...to everything in organized chaos between six boxes.

[Another jump cut to a vertically aligned view of the stamp boxes, an anti-shake filter is added to the video] Which from amongst the [unintelligible] [[Bob|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr's]] stamp collection we claim for yourself, if not the entire collection.

[Another jump cut to Chris talking to the camera] I am Miss Christine Chandler, and I'm sellin' Mr. C's stamp collection to try to get more money around here [[Chris and money|to help pay the bills and everything]]. Let's try to make our goals, the high goals! (???) So come on down to my stamp shop on [[eBay]]! Or....well, my regular shop, but I'm selling stamps fffff- it's gonna be a while selling it all (???) So, c'mon down! Buy whatcha like out of the collection.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[A browsing around an ol' playground]]|nextlink=}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2017]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

I'm selling my father's stamp collection; come on down and buy some of it

2017-03-10T01:52:17Z

Printemps: /* Transcript */

{{transcript}}

[[I'm selling my father's stamp collection; come on down and buy some of it]], is a video Chris uploaded to YouTube on 1 March 2017. Unlike most of his videos from [[2016|last year]], Chris attempts to amend his monetary problems with a more sensible approach; selling junk around his house. At the same time, however, it's necessary to point out that Chris is still reluctant to sell anything from ''his'' own pile of worthless junk.

In a rare instance of self-awareness, Chris advertises this stamp collection by underlining the fact that it belonged to [[Bob]]; perhaps hoping that this information would somehow increase the demand for this collection, especially within the trolling community.

==video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = I'm selling my father's stamp collection; come on down and buy some of it
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=TqjoIudsaLU}}
| stardate = 1 March 2017
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Cwcville Shopping|text}}
| style =
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{The Happy Hag|text}}
| previous = [[A browsing around an ol' playground]]
| next =
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox|More out of the collection is being added a bit at a time, so keep watch, and buy what you like for your stamp collection. ;)}}

==Transcript==

[Shot of some of [[Bob]]'s stamp collection] Lots and lots of stamp covers...

[Jump cut to a different box of [[Bob]]'s stamps] ...to everything in organized chaos between six boxes.

[Another jump cut to a vertically aligned view of the stamp boxes, an anti-shake filter is added to the video] Which from amongst the [unintelligible] [[Bob|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr's]] stamp collection we claim for yourself, if not the entire collection.

[Another jump cut to Chris talking to the camera] I am Miss Christine Chandler, and I'm sellin' Mr. C's stamp collection to try to get more money around here to help pay the bills and everything. Let's try to make our goals, the high goals! (???) So come on down to my stamp shop on [[eBay]]! Or....well, my regular shop, but I'm selling stamps fffff- it's gonna be a while selling it all (???) So, c'mon down! Buy whatcha like out of the collection.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[A browsing around an ol' playground]]|nextlink=}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2017]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

I'm selling my father's stamp collection; come on down and buy some of it

2017-03-10T01:51:05Z

Printemps: /* Transcript */

{{transcript}}

[[I'm selling my father's stamp collection; come on down and buy some of it]], is a video Chris uploaded to YouTube on 1 March 2017. Unlike most of his videos from [[2016|last year]], Chris attempts to amend his monetary problems with a more sensible approach; selling junk around his house. At the same time, however, it's necessary to point out that Chris is still reluctant to sell anything from ''his'' own pile of worthless junk.

In a rare instance of self-awareness, Chris advertises this stamp collection by underlining the fact that it belonged to [[Bob]]; perhaps hoping that this information would somehow increase the demand for this collection, especially within the trolling community.

==video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = I'm selling my father's stamp collection; come on down and buy some of it
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=TqjoIudsaLU}}
| stardate = 1 March 2017
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Cwcville Shopping|text}}
| style =
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{The Happy Hag|text}}
| previous = [[A browsing around an ol' playground]]
| next =
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox|More out of the collection is being added a bit at a time, so keep watch, and buy what you like for your stamp collection. ;)}}

==Transcript==

[Shot of some of [[Bob]]'s stamp collection] Lots and lots of stamp covers...

[Jump cut to a different box of [[Bob]]'s stamps] ...to everything in organized chaos between six boxes.

[Another jump cut to a vertically aligned view of the stamp boxes, an anti-shake filter is added to the video] Which from amongst the [unintelligible] [[Robert Franklin Chandler Jr's]] stamp collection we claim for yourself, if not the entire collection.

[Another jump cut to Chris talking to the camera] I am Miss Christine Chandler, and I'm sellin' Mr. C's stamp collection to try to get more money around here to help pay the bills and everything. Let's try to make our goals, the high goals! (???) So come on down to my stamp shop on [[eBay]]! Or....well, my regular shop, but I'm selling stamps fffff- it's gonna be a while selling it all (???) So, c'mon down! Buy whatcha like out of the collection.

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