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Welfare check

2020-08-07T21:16:01Z

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:''For the Social Security checks, see [[monthly tugboat]].

{{quote|Oh, People. Did I Not tell all of you to Not Contact Animal Control? Because we’ve just had a visitor who came to check on us! Good Grief!|Chris after claiming he couldn't afford medication for his [[cats]].<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1058520243553927170</ref>}}

A '''welfare check''' is a check conducted by officers to determine the safety of people and animals. [[Chris]], [[Barbara]], and the [[Chandler Cats]] have been subjects of welfare checks.

==Catalysts==
Exaggerating health issues while [[beg]]ging for money and Chris's history of ineptitude towards his pets are frequent catalysts for both concerned [[fans]] and [[weens]] alike to request welfare checks.

One of the first welfare checks requested for the Chandlers came about from [[Donations Required, Serious. Please help]], a June 2016 begging video in which Barbara and Chris exaggerate an emergency by claiming they need money for Barbara's asthma medicine and stage the scene to imply that Barbara's health is in imminent danger without the medicine. A concerned fan requested a welfare check, and the officer replied stating that he had spoken with Barbara over the phone and that everything was okay.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-6-14-donations-required-serious-please-help.21590/page-13#post-1525966Z</ref> Despite that episode, the Chandlers continued to make several more begging videos over the years in which Barbara exaggerates her health issues for more money.

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Chris and reality

2020-06-15T22:34:48Z

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{{quote|You can only escape in your mental depths and recluse for so long before you are pulled back to reality, and too many things leave you feeling like you get little peace at home.|Chris, [[December 2016]], in a rare moment of self-awareness on his habit of escapism.<ref name=rare>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#State of CWC's life]]</ref>}}

[[File:Hi5.jpg|thumb|250px|This is what Chris actually believes.]]
[[File:Ideaguy poster.jpg|thumb|right|250px|thumb|… for real.]]

'''Reality''' is a concept that Chris desperately tries to avoid acknowledging, instead retreating to the comfort of his imaginary world and hoping that reality will eventually bend to his whims. Many people with [[autism]] struggle to distinguish between reality and fantasy, but most make an effort to reduce the impact on their lives. Chris, on the other hand, embraces his realm of fantasy, especially as escapism from [[stress]], life responsibilities, and his bleak future, trapping himself in a feedback loop whereby his real-world life and issues are further neglected while his devotion to his fantasies gets stronger.

Notably, Chris believes that [[CWCville]] and his [[imaginary friends]] are real: Chris has been spotted conversing, interacting and [[BronyCon#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dancing]] with them on many occasions, and even believes that he is [[Polyamorous marriage|married]] to imaginary people. Chris also holds many delusions of grandeur, from believing he has the power to curse people,<ref>According to [[Jackie Chat 5]] and [[Jackie E-mails 16]], Chris wrote that Sonichu was in Mary Lee Walsh’s office with him: he then pretended to be Sonichu himself and delivered a lecture, before using the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack.</ref> to thinking he has [[PsychicPowers|psychic powers]], and even believing he is a [[CPU Blue Heart|goddess]] with the power to unite entire [[dimensions]] — and that this [[Dimensional Merge]] would make him rich and bring his fictional characters, and those of others, to life.

Chris's perception of reality has been on a downward spiral for most of his life, due to a lifetime of being coddled by his parents. Following the death of his [[father]] in 2011, and amid the increasing infirmity of his [[mother]], Chris was forced into shouldering more responsibilities which he was mentally ill-equipped to bear, and consequently, he invested more heavily in magical beliefs as solutions to the problems presented by reality. In 2017, the [[Idea Guys]], trolls who utilized role-playing as Chris's imaginary friends, further exacerbated Chris's grasp of reality, giving validation to his fantasies and encouraging him to stay rooted in his fantasy world — a trend continued at present-day by waves of [[enablers]].

Chris maintains his beliefs even in the face of mental health professionals — for nine months between summer 2018 and spring 2019, he was required to see a psychiatrist and therapy group at [[Region Ten]] and told them of his beliefs on his imaginary friends and multiple dimensions, to which their reaction was to simply hand-wave him through their program.

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== Causes of Chris’s poor grip on reality ==

===Parental enabling===
Although autism is one major factor, [[Borb|his parents]] contributed a lot towards Chris’s warped perception of anyone or anything that antagonizes him: Bob and Barbara regularly fed Chris conciliatory platitudes about how he was mistreated out of jealousy, and that “special rules” exist for the benefit of autistic people. The platitudes cemented Chris’s [[Chris and his Ego|all-pervasive sense of entitlement]], as well as his indiscriminate belief that anything bad that happened to him was a conspiracy, whether or not it was caused by his [[slow-in-the-minds|stupidity]] or [[Chris and negotiation|stubbornness]].

===Psychological problems===

The only known formal diagnoses of Chris are [[autism]], dating from when he was five or six years old, and [[transgender|gender dysphoria]], officially diagnosed in 2016. However, his behavior in adulthood suggests he has undiagnosed issues.

Chris exhibits signs of [[Wikipedia:Maladaptive daydreaming|maladaptive daydreaming]], a psychiatric disorder comprised of vivid daydreams and excessive fantasies that can interfere with socializing or even replace it altogether. This behavior is observed in Chris with his [[imaginary friends]] and [[CWCville]], the [[Dimensional Merge]], and especially the [[polyamorous marriage]]. Maladaptive Daydreaming is also associated with pacing and musical stimulation. Eyewitness accounts of Chris such as [[The Tale of the Crazy Pacer]] mention these behaviors in him. Chris also stated that music from his phone is his method for [[meditation]].<ref>[[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2]]</ref>

[[File:I'm Done Adulting T-shirt.png|thumb|200px|Chris wearing his "I'm Done Adulting" T-shirt while begging for money and surrounded by toys in [[Patreon announcement]].]]

[[Wikipedia:Peter Pan syndrome|Peter Pan syndrome]] is a pop psychology term to describe those who are immature and refuse to grow up and accept adult responsibilities. Chris has demonstrated this with his refusal to seek [[work]], instead [[beg]]ging for money or ignoring his [[debt]] payments to afford more toys. An [[Debt hearing (eyewitness account)|eyewitness to one of Chris's debt hearings]] noted that Chris was "trying hard to revert to childhood", based on how he made childish noises during his time in the courtroom and talked back to his mother in a childlike voice. The Dimensional Merge represents Chris's ultimate desire to hide from adult responsibilities, as he believes it will grant his wildest power fantasies and enable him to continue living like a child. Chris's devotion to rejecting adult life has warped his perception of reality, as he spends all of his free time playing make-believe as if it were a religion.

A common theory since the Dimensional Merge saga unfolded is that Chris may have schizophrenia, based on his rantings about his imaginary world seeming as if he cannot distinguish between reality and fantasy. However, a closer look at Chris's ramblings shows that he's capable of discerning the difference, but avoids it in order to preserve his escapist fantasies. Unlike a schizophrenic, Chris will distinguish between reality (or as he calls it, [[1218]]) and his fantasy domain (named [[C-197]]).

{{quote|Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!|Chris's reaction when reality's dimension and his fantasy dimension did not merge as predicted,<ref>[[January 2019 social media posts]]</ref> a prime example of him being able to differentiate reality from his escapist fantasies.}}

{{quote|though not fully doable on the 1218 side of the Dimensional Curtain yet, [I am] able to draw up a water-to-wine conversion and vice-versa.|Chris<ref>[[Reddit]]</ref> showing he is aware he doesn't have super-powers in reality.}}

Also unlike a schizophrenic, Chris's fantasies do not involve paranoia or hallucinations and are entirely self-serving. While Chris has made statements implying he is hallucinating, such as when he insists he can see or interact with his [[imaginary friends]], he often omits that he uses techniques such as [[meditation]] or astral projection, another indicator that his issue is Maladaptive Daydreaming.

{{quote|I’ve had to commute to here, Dimension C-197, via astral projection [...] The tough part is having to leave my body behind in 1218. [...] Oh, but very soon, I shall finally, finally, be able to bring mys--body here to C-197.|Chris giving a rare explanation on how he delves into his fantasy world.<ref>[[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles]]</ref>}}

===Lack of grounding in the real world===
Chris's lack of purpose, combined with his enormous [[ego]], further fuels his disconnection from reality, compelling him to instead seek out purpose with make-believe, such as being the mayor of [[CWCville]] and being the goddess [[CPU Blue Heart]].

Since the government provides for him with the [[monthly tugboat]] — along with money from financial [[enablers]] — and his parents provide a roof over his head, Chris has had no tangible reason to [[Chris and work|get a job]]. Without the structure that a job, even a volunteer position, would impart to him, Chris is instead free to wallow in his fantasies.

Chris rarely leaves his [[room]], instead preferring to [[daydream]] for "three to six hours per day<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Barb ain't dead yet + Magi-Chan's likes]]</ref>". When he does socialize, it is mainly on his terms, role-playing with enablers who keep him invested in his fantasies or appearing at conventions with [[fans]] who treat him as a celebrity.

{{quote|As for what I do while awake, on the recent, I get up, take my meds, meditate while playing Tetris 99 to at least take on the daily tasks for the game. Most days, I go out on errand or simple walking [...] Anyway, during the time at home, I tend to binge a show, do some drawing or creative, work (namely the [[TSSSF]] cards and the comic pages).|Chris describing his day-to-day life.<ref>[[Discord]]</ref>}}

===Escapist fantasies===
[[File:Dimensional Merge math on McDonalds napkin.jpg|thumb|200|Chris will sit down and calculate the number of casualties in his [[Dimensional Merge]] fantasy but won't write up a budget plan for paying off his [[debt]].]]

Chris embraces his fantasies as escapism, overindulging in them to the point that his interest in them has largely eclipsed his real world life. When his childlike lifestyle conflicts with the responsibilities associated with being an adult, Chris retreats to his fantasy realm to cope.

This habit became especially prevalent in the years following the September 2011 death of his [[father]], after which Chris found himself thrust into the world of adult responsibilities as he had to do tasks such as pay his bills and help take care of his [[mother]] and pets. Chris was 29 years old when his father passed away; while most people would be accustomed to dealing with responsibilities by that age, Chris was unprepared for the burden since his parents had sheltered him up to that point for example, until he died, his father had managed Chris's bank account due to his fiscal irresponsibility<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 8]]</ref>.

{{quote|When my father was alive, I had more freedom; now that he has passed, I lost a lot of freedom and remain to take after the tasks he had left behind. [...] You can only escape in your mental depths and recluse for so long before you are pulled back to reality, and too many things leave you feeling like you get little peace at home.|Chris.<ref name=rare></ref>}}

Chris occasionally whined on social media about his position in having to help take care of his mother and pets — his statements gradually revealing more of his retreat into escapist fantasies.

In September 2012, he complained:

{{quotebox|Everybody else gets to go out for a fun and good time; I am stuck care-giving my mother and our [[dogs]], and it is Very Stressful on me.<ref>[[September 2012 Facebook posts#I Require Friends]]</ref>}}

In January 2013, Chris was hoping for a [[sweetheart]] to rescue him from his life:

{{quotebox|I need my Sweetheart-to-be to make me happy; my heart hurts literally from my depression and loneliness. Serving my mother is not a final purpose to me, and my social life is very slim. I feel like I lack direction in my life as well.<ref>[[January 2013 Facebook posts#Chris needs direction]]</ref>}}

By October 2017, Chris was immersed in his escapism; from his list of reasons for refusing to get a job, half involved his devotion to his fantasies:

{{quotebox|I Have a TON and S***-Load of Responsibilities and Worries here at home care-taking my mother, dogs, cats, and to my own passion of my [[Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon]] Family, my City of Cwcville, my own Only-Me Psychic Connection [[Imaginary friends|to my family and friends there]], in that dimension. So, I'll be darned if I Do Not already have enough on my plate<ref>[[Kiwi Farms#Posts]]</ref>}}

Chris's desire to be rescued from reality left him desperate for his fantasies to be validated, his mentality similar to people willing to join cults. On 25 October 2017, the first of the [[Idea Guys]] entered the picture.

===Cult of the Idea Guys===
{{main|Idea Guys|Enablers|List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris}}
{{quote|I feel need to also thank them for adding more connection between our sister dimension and I|Chris on the Idea Guys, retaining his cultist mentality several months after they had been ousted.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1017879233119469568</ref>}}

[[File:IdeaGuyCwc News Media.PNG|thumb|200px|Chris fell for this fake news graphic made by the original Idea Guy as part of his plot to convince Chris he was providing information from [[CWCville]]'s dimension.]]

On 25 [[October 2017]], Joshua Wise, the first of a duo that would later be dubbed the Idea Guys, contacted Chris. Initially as an experiment to gauge Chris's gullibility, Wise began a plot to manipulate Chris into believing that Wise had made it into [[CWCville]]'s dimension. Drawing from his experience in role-playing communities and borrowing lore from video game/anime series ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'', Wise crafted an elaborate narrative which included edited image graphics, doctored audio clips such as [[Red Forest]], and role-playing as Chris's [[imaginary friends]]. Chris, by this point in his life desperate for his fantasies to be validated, eagerly accepted Wise's claims.<ref name=IGQA>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>

The association between Wise and Chris morphed into cult leader and devout follower. Wise brainwashed Chris's beliefs on CWCville and his imaginary friends, such as by claiming CWCville to be [[Operation BARBarossa|occupied by Nazis]], that [[Rosechu]] is a transgender woman, and that Chris is [[Polyamorous marriage|married to imaginary friends]], with Chris accepting it as fact.

At some point, the second Idea Guy, Stephen Boyd, joined with Wise. Together, the two exploited their influence over Chris and had him make false statements for blackmail purposes and conned Chris into giving them thousands of dollars under threats they would destroy CWCville and release the blackmail material if he failed to comply.<ref name=extortionists></ref> Their activities caught the attention of people in Chris's inner circle, who formed a group later termed the [[Guard Dogs]] to counteract the Idea Guys and remove them from power. However, even after the ousting, and though the Guard Dogs tried to encourage him to seek therapy at [[Region Ten]], Chris still retained most of the beliefs the Idea Guys had brainwashed into him over the six months they were in power. Guard Dog Marvin explained Chris's perspective:

{{quoteboxgreen|"Reality" is a malleable concept to Chris.

To Chris, that these losers were pretending to be imaginary characters doesn't mean they they didn't unwittingly connect with their counterparts in the other dimension or whatever. So yeah, he thinks Wise and Boyd were assholes who stumbled upon some magic or some shit.

Chris is mostly mad about money first and being made to embarrass himself second.

In regards to why he still maintains a lot of their canon, it's because Chris is too invested in his imaginary world to give up on it so easily. I think after Wise and Boyd were outed, he felt really uncomfortable about retconning most of their changes. Because if he retcons the past six months, then fuck, why can't he retcon all of it? That would make him feel really uneasy about the possible reality of his imaginary world.

That reality is most important to him.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-4002093</ref>}}

The post-Idea Guys era ignited a wave of [[enablers]] who sought to use the Idea Guys' tactics to worm their way into Chris's life. For a few months, the Guard Dogs attempted to protect Chris by screening his messages for him. However, given Chris's refusal to address his psychological weaknesses and willingness to find others to play make-believe with, the enablers eventually broke past their defenses, leading to the Guard Dogs washing their hands of Chris. The [[Teen Troon Squad]] in fall 2018, [[MKRNightVee]] in winter 2019, [[Jacob Sockness]] in summer 2019, and a myriad of [[other enablers]] took turns role-playing with Chris and enabling his fantasies in exchange for his attention. In addition, using lore brute-forced into his head by the Idea Guys, Chris declared himself to be a goddess — [[CPU Blue Heart]] — and began to preach about the [[Dimensional Merge]], further intensifying the cult vibes of his beliefs.

==Consequences==
Beyond making a fool of himself, Chris's poor grasp of reality has compelled him to self-harm and fall for con men exploiting his beliefs.

===Self-harm===
[[Wikipedia:Gender dysphoria|Late-onset gender dysphoria]] is a psychological disorder describing those who identify with another gender over their own, and can present with the desire to be rid of their primary sex characteristics and prefer those of the other gender. Like with everything else in life, Chris sought out [[mysticism]] to treat his gender dysphoria.

In March 2016, he discovered [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]], a collection of music tracks on YouTube claiming to, among other things, magically grant larger breasts and transform a penis into a vagina. Chris's confirmation bias over his breasts increasing, crediting it to the mysticism instead of his [[Wikipedia:gynecomastia|gynecomastia]] and [[My Breast Massage Routine 18+|poor measuring of his chest]], led him to believe that the claims made by the channel were true.

He pursued the penis-vagina transformation, and began to prod his taint while under the impression there was a hidden vagina there.<ref>[[Reddit#Can males be born with a hidden vagina (minus the uterus)? (3 July 2016)]]</ref> Though the Subliminal channel claimed the transformation would take six months, Chris eventually lost patience. In July 2016, he grabbed a knife and made a [[self-inflicted taint wound]] to an effort to free his vagina. Chris's devotion to the delusion was so potent that he initially resisted efforts by concerned fans to pressure him into going to the hospital, though he eventually wore down and admitted it was a wound and obeyed treatment instructions.

===Con artists===
[[File:Discord3.jpg|thumb|200px|The fictional superweapon Kadingir, as depicted in anime series ''Symphogear''. The Idea Guys used this image to con Chris into believing they had the capability to destroy the moon and CWCville.<ref>[[The Bad Beginning]]</ref>]]

While Chris has long been taken advantage of by trolls, the tactics and goals from the likes of the [[Idea Guys]] and [[Jacob Sockness]] surpass the typical catfishing-for-content.

The Idea Guys gradually built up a strong psychological hold over Chris by affirming his fantasies and playing along with them, to the point where Chris had full faith over anything they told him. They then used their influence to con Chris out of $6,000 by threatening to blow up [[CWCville]] with a moon laser if he failed to comply, manipulate him into punching his mother, and had him make videos [[Chris slaps himself|slapping himself in the face]] and shitting on the floor.<ref name=extortionists>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/</ref> Things became even darker when the Idea Guys threatened to falsely report Chris as a [[Pedofork|pedophile]] to the FBI if he stopped supplying them with vast sums of money, consoles and games, thus deepening the [[Financhu Crisis]].

Jacob Sockness, following the example set by the Idea Guys, nearly succeeded in manipulating Chris into a sexual relationship, holding the [[Dimensional Merge]] over his head and [[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan|faking a conversation with Chris's imaginary friend]] to convince him they should meet and consider marriage.

Though both the Idea Guys and Sockness were eventually ousted — by people countering their role-playing with their own — Chris has failed to learn and continues to leave the gates to his imaginary realm open to anyone who will validate his fantasies further.

==Fantasy and fiction==
{{quote|You think that comic character wouldn't have its own thoughts and feelings?|Chris's question to [[Alec Benson Leary]].}}
{{quote|NO!|Alec's response.}}
{{quote|You are [[naïve]].|Chris's response to Alec.<ref name="ABL call 2">[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]]</ref>}}
[[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg|right|thumb|The chances of this happening are staggering]]

By the time the internet first discovered him circa 2007, Chris already held beliefs that CWCville and his imaginary friends were real, and that he had the power to curse people. Since then, as a maladaptive coping mechanism for his real-world life crumbling around him, Chris gradually took on larger-scale fantasies, such as [[Dimensions|parallel dimensions]].

=== CWCville ===

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CWCville is Chris’s original vision of an imaginary and idyllic fantasy world, where everything is build around his comfort and convenience, and where he enjoys great power with scant responsibility. Chris believes that CWCville is real, and uses the city as a way to “escape” from a world that does not [[Chris and his Ego|give Chris what he wants]]. CWCville was originally an infill city within the state of [[Virginia]], but it became part of the larger [[C-197|C-197 dimension]] when Chris started toying with the [[Dimensional Merge]].

All of Chris's characters are aware that Chris is the creator of their reality. Sonichu and Rosechu both refer to him as "father", in much the same way [[Chris and religion|a Christian might consider God to be his or her Creator]] (it is unknown if the comic exists in the universe of CWCville). Chris believes his characters possess the free will to make their own decisions, and that he is not responsible for their actions. This is how various events, both major and minor, such as Sonichu and Rosechu's wedding, the birth of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|their children]],<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today Sonichu Page on CWCipedia</ref> [[Kel]]'s romance with [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Naitsirhc]],<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#First_Encounter_with_Naitsirhc</ref> and even [[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubbles]] and [[Blake]]'s wedding<ref>[[I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC#A_history_.286:02_to_9:34.29 I Am The TRUE, ORIGINAL CCWC]]</ref> are said to actually happen "off-screen", instead of just being a [[Chris and writing|spur-of-the-moment throwaway plot elements]] that Chris is [[stress|too lazy to depict]]. Without prior explanation, Chris made a "spoiler" in his own comic that [[Magi-Chan]] will eventually get together with [[Silvana]], implying that, in Chris's head, this has already "happened".<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_37 Issue 10 Page 37</ref> It is [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|Slaweel Ryam]], not Chris, who apologizes for slandering [[Mary Lee Walsh]].<ref>[[Mary Lee Walsh#Possible reconciliation]]</ref> Chris once justified his refusal to write Simonla out of the comic by saying that she would not want to leave CWCville, and that she and [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] would fight for her right to stay.<ref>[[Mailbag 43#...well, this is disturbing!]]</ref>

Chris considers everything drawn, written, or even said about CWCville to be canonical if he's the one stating it (regardless of contradictions) and feels it necessary to explain away undesirable changes to CWCville made as a result of outside influences (e.g. [[BILLY MAYS]], [[Julie Reveals Herself|as Mayor]]). The fact that he needs to explain this in his comic pages shows that he assumes everyone else shares this belief as well. Despite considering his own judgement infallible as applied to his own work, he forces [[Alec Benson Leary calls|others]] to accept the "corrections" he has made to theirs.

When the [[Asperpedia Four]] used systematic trolling to make Chris kill off the character [[Simonla Rosechu#Simonla as the Lynchpin|Simonla]], Chris viewed it as a deliberate attack on his fantasy world. CWCville, which had always been Chris's way of retreat from the real world, had been infiltrated by outside forces and was no longer impenetrable, so this is likely why Chris put the comic on hiatus; to stop outside forces from causing any more damage.

Chris's beliefs are such that he even claims to hold the distinction of Mayor of CWCville "IN REAL LIFE".<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]</ref> He only admits that CWCville is not real when he intends to pacify others he sees as too slow in the mind to comprehend this idea. He most likely defends this belief because he has accomplished and produced virtually nothing worthwhile in his life, and he likes to pretend that he has made a positive impact on something — if only on a metaphysical level. In his opinion, anyone who does not accept this worldview is "[[Chris and hypocrisy|naïve]]".

On 23 July 2017, Chris responded to his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]], who wondered why Chris wouldn't reboot his comics. As a response, Chris explained that if he were to reboot his comics, that would mean that history in the canon would have to start all over again, and all of the characters would have to start over from their original origins. Essentially, he thinks that if he pulls the plug on his Sonichu franchise and reboots it, that would mean that [[Chris and death|all of his characters would die, and they would somehow reincarnate into their newer upgraded versions]].

{{quote|I believe in the alternate dimensions where each set or all of our animated characters reside and live their lives, and continue growing long after their series is finished (or stay kids; whatever).|Chris to [[Doopie]].<ref>[[Doopie E-mails#Hey, Danielle]]</ref>}}

=== Dimensions ===
{{main|Dimensions|Dimensional Merge}}

{{quote|the moment I brought up the multiverse, he listened.|The original [[Idea Guy]] on how he got Chris's attention.<ref name=IGQA></ref>}}

Chris’s belief in alternative dimensions enables him to disconnect from the poor and mundane life he currently resides in and to shift responsibility over personality flaws to an alternative Chris.<ref>[[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2]]</ref> It gives him solace to believe that he, or other versions of himself, exist in other places where he is content, successful, and surrounded by characters and people who love him. The Idea Guys exploited Chris's nascent beliefs and desires on other dimensions and further shaped them as part of their cult-like grip over his beliefs.

The Dimensional Merge is Chris's ultimate escapist fantasy, enabling him to think he is powerful, wealthy, with real friends and a happy marriage, all just waiting for him on the other side of the "dimensional curtain". A concept originally created by the Idea Guys and later expanded on by Chris with the help of fantasy enablers, the Merge is his hope that the sister dimensions 1218 and C-197 will unify, with him overseeing the merge in his role as the goddess [[CPU Blue Heart]]. The dimension "1218" (sometimes referred to as "Earth 1218") is the dimension of reality. The dimension "C-197" is the designation for Chris's imaginary world which contains all of his favorite fictional characters and [[OC]]s. The Merge was originally scheduled to complete by the end of [[2018]] leaving behind a universe known as 1C-211987 with elements of both sister dimensions and enable Chris to realize his dream of hanging out with Sonichu and his pals.

===Imaginary friends===
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{{quote|I don't have to Justify [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]]; they can take of that themselves.|[[Chris]], being completely delusional in [[IRC (20 January 2009)]].}}

{{quote|And One Day, Very Soon, [[Polyamorous marriage|my family]] and I will be able to show ourselves to you all, then you will be taking back your own “scizzo” labels. Harrumph!|Chris, nine years later.<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/999998606034784256</ref>}}

[[File:ChrisOverhearingNightstar.png|thumb|Chris overhears a conversation held by his imaginary friend [[Night Star]].]]

A mix of maladaptive coping and maladaptive daydreaming, Chris's belief in imaginary friends is a primary means of escapism for him. He believes that he can communicate with them via [[meditation]] sessions — in reality conflating his inner monologue with the imagined voices of his fictional friends.

There are many instances of Chris trying to interact with his imaginary friends over the years, becoming more prevalent over time as his desire for escapism grows. Examples include [[Imaginary friends#Sonichu|his confrontation]] with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in 2004, his [[Dancing with Magi-Chan|imaginary dance partner]] at the 2017 BronyCon gala, and social media messages near the end of the 2010s written either from a point of view of any of his [[OC]]s<ref>[[MagiChan111448 tweets#Heart attack|Twitter messages]] from @MagiChan111448, 26 June 2019.</ref> or in which he claims to be with any of them.<ref name=aug2019car>[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns|Twitter messages]] from @CPU_CWCSonichu, 5 August 2019.</ref>

In fall 2017, the Idea Guys role-played as Chris's own imaginary friends, giving Chris validation over his preexisting notions and further fueling his maladaptive behavior — such as by convincing Chris that his imaginary friends will be united with him in the [[Dimensional Merge]] and that he is married to several of them in a [[polyamorous marriage]].

===Magical thinking===
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{{quote|Quite frankly I believe you are wasting your time there are more productive things in life than levitating a pen put your energy into those.|Magician Uri Geller's advice for Chris, who had asked Uri for help training his psychic powers.<ref name=uri>[[Misc E-mails#Uri Geller Emails]]</ref>}}

{{quote|I am Not wasting my time!|Chris's reply.}}

Chris's habit of magical thinking is another maladaptive coping method, manifesting in delusions of grandeur. Instead of putting in effort to improve his own life, Chris prefers to believe that magic will do it for him. In addition, he believes that magic will allow him to neutralize his perceived enemies.

{{quote|I intend to do a LOT more good with my Psychic Powers to bring Peace and take down up to All of the Internet Haters and Bullies! I Need to do all these in my own control.|Chris<ref name=uri></ref>}}

Chris believes he has an array of magic powers. Most notable is the ability to [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] his enemies (as well as to [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|undo it]]). Others include [[Sarah May Skype Logs|communicating with the dead]], [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|brainwashing people]], and [[psychic powers]].

===Superstitions===
While most of Chris's superstitions are his own, he also takes part in popular superstitions as well. Autistic people in general tend to be predisposed to wishful and magical thinking, finding superstitions to be comforting.

Chris dislikes the number 13, because he thinks it is an unlucky number: triskaidekaphobia (the fear of 13) is already a common American superstition, with [[wikipedia:Microsoft Office|Microsoft Office]] notably skipping version 13 during the development of Office 2010.<ref>Flynn, David, [https://web.archive.org/web/20090206073052/http://apcmag.com/microsoft_to_skip_unlucky_office_13.htm/ ‘Microsoft to skip "unlucky" Office 13’], ''Australian Personal Computer (APC)'', 29 March 2007 (accessed 6 May 2019).</ref> However, Chris's fear of the number 13 had an unusual effect on the numbering of the ''Sonichu'' comics, where ''Sonichu #13'' was numbered as [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] (showing his incompetency with either logic or [[math]])<ref>[[CLog 08142017 - More Positive Content|Captain’s Log, 14 August 2017 (''More Positive Content'')]].</ref> and where the Episode ''"One Lucky Dog"'' from [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]] was labelled "[[Sonichu 6#Episode 12.5: "One Lucky Dog"|Episode 12.5]]".<ref>[https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic7P1.htm Sonichu 6, Page 1.]</ref> On [[Twitter]], when going into multi-tweet rants, Chris numbers the tweets. For Twitter messages which exceed 12 tweets, Chris either replaces the number 13 with a repeated 12 or with 12-9.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1023969772168511488</ref><ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1006915844016869377</ref><ref>It should be noted that there are more sensible ways for avoiding the use of the number 13, even if it is necessary to maintain the consistency of numbering. They include:
* Renumbering 13 as 12A, 12½ or 12.5;
* Renumbering 13 as 12B, and renumber 12 as 12A.</ref>

Chris has also shown belief in astrology. He included his and [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Hammer]]'s zodiac signs in the [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares|Life-Shares]]. In his [[OkCupid]] profile, he wrote that his sign is "Pisces, and it's fun to think about". He wrote to [[Jessica Quinn]], "I am emotion-prone, and I tend to do as I feel and life flows, like the Pisces I was born under."<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts]]</ref> One of the quotes on his first Facebook was "I was born under the Sign of PISCES, the sign of the PROVIDER. I am fully capable of providing the necessities, and then some, for the Lucky Woman who loves me for me, and becomes my True Sweetheart". His belief in star signs may explain why he holds such a high significance to his [[birthday]].

Chris places significance on his [[Amnyfest Ring|birthstone]], which he calls "[[Speech impediment|amnyfest]]". He believes the class ring with the stone is what gives him power, and even pointed it out to [[Emily]] on their date. More recently, he has attached an amethyst quartz crystal to his [[medallion]].

==In the real world==
===Science and technology===

{{main|Chris and biology}}
{{quote|I do not even know of the symptoms, because, again, if I literally overthought about it, I would be at greater risk of infecting myself from reading and repeating the list in my mind. It’s Neurotypical and idiotic for anyone to do that and overthink it.|Chris rationalizes staying ignorant of the viral disease [[COVID-19‎‎]].<ref name=viral>[[March 2020 social media posts#Chris finally weighs in on the coronavirus pandemic]]</ref>}}

Chris seems completely unaware of what current technology is and is not capable of. In his [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu article] on the [[CWCipedia]], he suggests that Nintendo pour their resources into developing a Poké Ball peripheral that would have slots for every generation of Pokémon games, including a slot for the GameCube memory card. He expects users of this peripheral to be able to read party data from the inserted game/memory card, display a holographic image of the Pokémon in play, and challenge people in real life who own the same peripheral (in a manner much like on ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]''). In addition, Chris has no idea how everyday machines such as [[Son-Chu|cars]] work, evidenced in how [[September 2014|he claimed]] that a 1997 Cadillac with a cracked engine block was a great "fixer upper." Normally, any serious physical damage to a car's engine can only be repaired by a very skilled mechanic, or cannot be repaired at all and one must buy a new engine (both of which are not cheap, but [[Chris and money|that's an entirely different problem]]).

Chris has also been shown to lack knowledge in basic pathology. When he contracted a cold in December 2019, he had misattributed it to the large-scale [[Chris and anger|triggering]] he got from a number of people on his Twitter.

===Social rules===
{{main|Dating education}}
Chris also obsesses over popular "rules" about relationships. He's held onto the idea that sex should be given on the [[third date]], as well as other [[How to Talk to Girls|overly generic]] dating advice.

===Conspiracy theories===
{{main|Conspiracy theories}}

{{quote|I bet, even Greene County had something to do with influencing that goddamn Michael Snyder [...] to make him pretend to have a reason to kick me out|Chris blaming his school board for a decision made by a game store manager.<ref>[[Greene County Conspiracy]]</ref>}}

Chris and his parents have come up with several conspiracy theories to explain away his life problems. Notable examples are of Chris [[Greene County Conspiracy|blaming his elementary school]] for keeping him in his autistic shell, his parents' notion that [[Michael Snyder]] and [[Megan Schroeder]] were masterminds behind the [[trolls]], and Chris's belief that Snyder caused his own injuries when Chris and his mother [[28 October 2011|hit him with their car]].

===Estimation===
{{Main|Chris and mathematics}}
{{Quote|A [[Son-Chu|CAR]] WEIGHS A LOT MORE THAN 10 TONS|Chris, being unaware that most cars weigh two or three tons.<ref>[[Mailbag 9]]</ref>}}
Chris has a tendency to hugely exaggerate estimates of [[Duck|length]], [[White knight E-mails|weight]], and [[I AM STRONG|strength]] in his favor, as evidenced in his description of a [[11042009 51 50|12-pack of canned lemonade as being fifty pounds (22.7 kg)]]. This behavior is symptomatic of [[Wikipedia:Dyscalculia|dyscalculia]], a common symptom of autism, which leaves the sufferer with poor comprehension of time, measurement, or spatial reasoning. However, Chris does not really display any other symptoms of it, suggesting this behavior isn't mere ignorance, but rather Chris telling childish lies to try to impress people with his physical strength.

===Lack of theory of mind===
Chris has no idea on how the billions of people on the planet think. He thinks that all men would happily wear [[Brassieres For Males|bras]] and skirts (It must be noted that Chris thought these ideas so that he and he alone would feel more comfortable [[Tomgirl Saga|crossdressing]]), and that every Sonic fan on the planet would support him in his [[Sonic Boom Protests]]. When somebody informs him that they have a differing opinion to him, he throws a tantrum and denounces that person as a [[troll]].

===Narcissistic tendencies===
{{main|Examples of Chris's Ego}}
Chris automatically assumes his lies will be believed, even if they contradict existing information. This is copiously evidenced in his constant [[List of Chris's lies|lies]] during the [[Father Call]], wherein Chris fibs incessantly about his [[Chris and health|health]] (among other things), frequently denying things or changing his story whenever he gets caught out. His habit of lying and lying about his lies is likely inherited from his mother, whom [[Cole Smithey E-mails|his brother described]] as a pathological liar. When asked by [[Evan]] to remove [[Simonla]] from his comics, Chris decided that he could have created her without the inspiration of Evan's character [[Simonchu]] and, thus, effectively had.<ref>[[Mailbag 44#I want to see Simonla die so very badly]]</ref> The fact that he [[Things Chris has ripped off|demonstrably could not have done this]] did not factor into his reasoning. Chris "[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3|corrected]]" Simonla's [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Simonla_Rosechu CWCipedia entry] with a "[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4|retraction]]" denying that Simonla had ever been inspired by Simonchu. Chris expected that this revised version of the truth would be happily accepted by all concerned parties.

Chris considers people with [[Asperger's syndrome]] to be "fakers" who are taking "the Shine and Limelight" away from genuine autistic people such as himself.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref> Although Chris has admitted that this "fact" is only his "own idea," he still believes that to think otherwise is to [[Chris and religion|"conform to blasphem[y]."]]<ref>[[Autism Awareness E-mails]]</ref> As with many other things which antagonize him, Chris simply assumes Aspergers to be significant of a conspiracy targeting himself.

Unsurprisingly, Chris can come across as highly delusional when he expects to be taken seriously. For example, on 28 April 2012, he made an empty threat to the [[Kiwi Farms]] about hunting down each of its members; he claimed to know where each of them lives in an attempt to intimidate the trolls. Even if one were to gloss over the fact that he wouldn't even [[Shigeru Miyamoto|cough up $800 to travel to Redmond to see his dreams come true]] (and it should be noted that there are trolls all over America, and indeed the world), there's a high chance that there will only be one [[Kick the Autistic|outcome]] of Chris actively pursuing his trolls with the purpose of doing them harm. All things considered, Chris ended up making himself even more of a laughing stock in the process.

==Fan videos==

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Chris and reality

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{{quote|You can only escape in your mental depths and recluse for so long before you are pulled back to reality, and too many things leave you feeling like you get little peace at home.|Chris, [[December 2016]], in a rare moment of self-awareness on his habit of escapism.<ref name=rare>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#State of CWC's life]]</ref>}}

[[File:Hi5.jpg|thumb|250px|This is what Chris actually believes.]]
[[File:Ideaguy poster.jpg|thumb|right|250px|thumb|… for real.]]

'''Reality''' is a concept that Chris desperately tries to avoid acknowledging, instead retreating to the comfort of his imaginary world and hoping that reality will eventually bend to his whims. Many people with [[autism]] struggle to distinguish between reality and fantasy, but most make an effort to reduce the impact on their lives. Chris, on the other hand, embraces his realm of fantasy, especially as escapism from [[stress]], life responsibilities, and his bleak future, trapping himself in a feedback loop whereby his real-world life and issues are further neglected while his devotion to his fantasies gets stronger.

Notably, Chris believes that [[CWCville]] and his [[imaginary friends]] are real: Chris has been spotted conversing, interacting and [[BronyCon#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dancing]] with them on many occasions, and even believes that he is [[Polyamorous marriage|married]] to imaginary people. Chris also holds many delusions of grandeur, from believing he has the power to curse people,<ref>According to [[Jackie Chat 5]] and [[Jackie E-mails 16]], Chris wrote that Sonichu was in Mary Lee Walsh’s office with him: he then pretended to be Sonichu himself and delivered a lecture, before using the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack.</ref> to thinking he has [[PsychicPowers|psychic powers]], and even believing he is a [[CPU Blue Heart|goddess]] with the power to unite entire [[dimensions]] — and that this [[Dimensional Merge]] would make him rich and bring his fictional characters, and those of others, to life.

Chris's perception of reality has been on a downward spiral for most of his life, due to a lifetime of being coddled by his parents. Following the death of his [[father]] in 2011, and amid the increasing infirmity of his [[mother]], Chris was forced into shouldering more responsibilities which he was mentally ill-equipped to bear, and consequently, he invested more heavily in magical beliefs as solutions to the problems presented by reality. In 2017, the [[Idea Guys]], trolls who utilized role-playing as Chris's imaginary friends, further exacerbated Chris's grasp of reality, giving validation to his fantasies and encouraging him to stay rooted in his fantasy world — a trend continued at present-day by waves of [[enablers]].

Chris maintains his beliefs even in the face of mental health professionals — for nine months between summer 2018 and spring 2019, he was required to see a psychiatrist and therapy group at [[Region Ten]] and told them of his beliefs on his imaginary friends and multiple dimensions, to which their reaction was to simply hand-wave him through their program.

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== Causes of Chris’s poor grip on reality ==

===Parental enabling===
Although autism is one major factor, [[Borb|his parents]] contributed a lot towards Chris’s warped perception of anyone or anything that antagonizes him: Bob and Barbara regularly fed Chris conciliatory platitudes about how he was mistreated out of jealousy, and that “special rules” exist for the benefit of autistic people. The platitudes cemented Chris’s [[Chris and his Ego|all-pervasive sense of entitlement]], as well as his indiscriminate belief that anything bad that happened to him was a conspiracy, whether or not it was caused by his [[slow-in-the-minds|stupidity]] or [[Chris and negotiation|stubbornness]].

===Psychological problems===

The only known formal diagnoses of Chris are [[autism]], dating from when he was five or six years old, and [[transgender|gender dysphoria]], officially diagnosed in 2016. However, his behavior in adulthood suggests he has undiagnosed issues.

Chris exhibits signs of [[Wikipedia:Maladaptive daydreaming|maladaptive daydreaming]], a psychiatric disorder comprised of vivid daydreams and excessive fantasies that can interfere with socializing or even replace it altogether. This behavior is observed in Chris with his [[imaginary friends]] and [[CWCville]], the [[Dimensional Merge]], and especially the [[polyamorous marriage]]. Maladaptive Daydreaming is also associated with pacing and musical stimulation. Eyewitness accounts of Chris such as [[The Tale of the Crazy Pacer]] mention these behaviors in him. Chris also stated that music from his phone is his method for [[meditation]].<ref>[[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2]]</ref>

[[File:I'm Done Adulting T-shirt.png|thumb|200px|Chris wearing his "I'm Done Adulting" T-shirt while begging for money and surrounded by toys in [[Patreon announcement]].]]

[[Wikipedia:Peter Pan syndrome|Peter Pan syndrome]] is a pop psychology term to describe those who are immature and refuse to grow up and accept adult responsibilities. Chris has demonstrated this with his refusal to seek [[work]], instead [[beg]]ging for money or ignoring his [[debt]] payments to afford more toys. An [[Debt hearing (eyewitness account)|eyewitness to one of Chris's debt hearings]] noted that Chris was "trying hard to revert to childhood", based on how he made childish noises during his time in the courtroom and talked back to his mother in a childlike voice. The Dimensional Merge represents Chris's ultimate desire to hide from adult responsibilities, as he believes it will grant his wildest power fantasies and enable him to continue living like a child. Chris's devotion to rejecting adult life has warped his perception of reality, as he spends all of his free time playing make-believe as if it were a religion.

A common theory since the Dimensional Merge saga unfolded is that Chris may have schizophrenia, based on his rantings about his imaginary world seeming as if he cannot distinguish between reality and fantasy. However, a closer look at Chris's ramblings shows that he's capable of discerning the difference, but avoids it in order to preserve his escapist fantasies. Unlike a schizophrenic, Chris will distinguish between reality (or as he calls it, [[1218]]) and his fantasy domain (named [[C-197]]).

{{quote|Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!|Chris's reaction when reality's dimension and his fantasy dimension did not merge as predicted,<ref>[[January 2019 social media posts]]</ref> a prime example of him being able to differentiate reality from his escapist fantasies.}}

{{quote|though not fully doable on the 1218 side of the Dimensional Curtain yet, [I am] able to draw up a water-to-wine conversion and vice-versa.|Chris<ref>[[Reddit]]</ref> showing he is aware he doesn't have super-powers in reality.}}

Also unlike a schizophrenic, Chris's fantasies do not involve paranoia or hallucinations and are entirely self-serving. While Chris has made statements implying he is hallucinating, such as when he insists he can see or interact with his [[imaginary friends]], he often omits that he uses techniques such as [[meditation]] or astral projection, another indicator that his issue is Maladaptive Daydreaming.

{{quote|I’ve had to commute to here, Dimension C-197, via astral projection [...] The tough part is having to leave my body behind in 1218. [...] Oh, but very soon, I shall finally, finally, be able to bring mys--body here to C-197.|Chris giving a rare explanation on how he delves into his fantasy world.<ref>[[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles]]</ref>}}

===Lack of grounding in the real world===
Chris's lack of purpose, combined with his enormous [[ego]], further fuels his disconnection from reality, compelling him to instead seek out purpose with make-believe, such as being the mayor of [[CWCville]] and being the goddess [[CPU Blue Heart]].

Since the government provides for him with the [[monthly tugboat]] — along with money from financial [[enablers]] — and his parents provide a roof over his head, Chris has had no tangible reason to [[Chris and work|get a job]]. Without the structure that a job, even a volunteer position, would impart to him, Chris is instead free to wallow in his fantasies.

Chris rarely leaves his [[room]], instead preferring to [[daydream]] for "three to six hours per day<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Barb ain't dead yet + Magi-Chan's likes]]</ref>". When he does socialize, it is mainly on his terms, role-playing with enablers who keep him invested in his fantasies or appearing at conventions with [[fans]] who treat him as a celebrity.

{{quote|As for what I do while awake, on the recent, I get up, take my meds, meditate while playing Tetris 99 to at least take on the daily tasks for the game. Most days, I go out on errand or simple walking [...] Anyway, during the time at home, I tend to binge a show, do some drawing or creative, work (namely the [[TSSSF]] cards and the comic pages).|Chris describing his day-to-day life.<ref>[[Discord]]</ref>}}

===Escapist fantasies===
[[File:Dimensional Merge math on McDonalds napkin.jpg|thumb|200|Chris will sit down and calculate the number of casualties in his [[Dimensional Merge]] fantasy but won't write up a budget plan for paying off his [[debt]].]]

Chris embraces his fantasies as escapism, overindulging in them to the point that his interest in them has largely eclipsed his real world life. When his childlike lifestyle conflicts with the responsibilities associated with being an adult, Chris retreats to his fantasy realm to cope.

This habit became especially prevalent in the years following the September 2011 death of his [[father]], after which Chris found himself thrust into the world of adult responsibilities as he had to do tasks such as pay his bills and help take care of his [[mother]] and pets. Chris was 29 years old when his father passed away; while most people would be accustomed to dealing with responsibilities by that age, Chris was unprepared for the burden since his parents had sheltered him up to that point for example, until he died, his father had managed Chris's bank account due to his fiscal irresponsibility<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 8]]</ref>.

{{quote|When my father was alive, I had more freedom; now that he has passed, I lost a lot of freedom and remain to take after the tasks he had left behind. [...] You can only escape in your mental depths and recluse for so long before you are pulled back to reality, and too many things leave you feeling like you get little peace at home.|Chris.<ref name=rare></ref>}}

Chris occasionally whined on social media about his position in having to help take care of his mother and pets — his statements gradually revealing more of his retreat into escapist fantasies.

In September 2012, he complained:

{{quotebox|Everybody else gets to go out for a fun and good time; I am stuck care-giving my mother and our [[dogs]], and it is Very Stressful on me.<ref>[[September 2012 Facebook posts#I Require Friends]]</ref>}}

In January 2013, Chris was hoping for a [[sweetheart]] to rescue him from his life:

{{quotebox|I need my Sweetheart-to-be to make me happy; my heart hurts literally from my depression and loneliness. Serving my mother is not a final purpose to me, and my social life is very slim. I feel like I lack direction in my life as well.<ref>[[January 2013 Facebook posts#Chris needs direction]]</ref>}}

By October 2017, Chris was immersed in his escapism; from his list of reasons for refusing to get a job, half involved his devotion to his fantasies:

{{quotebox|I Have a TON and S***-Load of Responsibilities and Worries here at home care-taking my mother, dogs, cats, and to my own passion of my [[Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon]] Family, my City of Cwcville, my own Only-Me Psychic Connection [[Imaginary friends|to my family and friends there]], in that dimension. So, I'll be darned if I Do Not already have enough on my plate<ref>[[Kiwi Farms#Posts]]</ref>}}

Chris's desire to be rescued from reality left him desperate for his fantasies to be validated, his mentality similar to people willing to join cults. On 25 October 2017, the first of the [[Idea Guys]] entered the picture.

===Cult of the Idea Guys===
{{main|Idea Guys|Enablers|List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris}}
{{quote|I feel need to also thank them for adding more connection between our sister dimension and I|Chris on the Idea Guys, retaining his cultist mentality several months after they had been ousted.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1017879233119469568</ref>}}

[[File:IdeaGuyCwc News Media.PNG|thumb|200px|Chris fell for this fake news graphic made by the original Idea Guy as part of his plot to convince Chris he was providing information from [[CWCville]]'s dimension.]]

On 25 [[October 2017]], Joshua Wise, the first of a duo that would later be dubbed the Idea Guys, contacted Chris. Initially as an experiment to gauge Chris's gullibility, Wise began a plot to manipulate Chris into believing that Wise had made it into [[CWCville]]'s dimension. Drawing from his experience in role-playing communities and borrowing lore from video game/anime series ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'', Wise crafted an elaborate narrative which included edited image graphics, doctored audio clips such as [[Red Forest]], and role-playing as Chris's [[imaginary friends]]. Chris, by this point in his life desperate for his fantasies to be validated, eagerly accepted Wise's claims.<ref name=IGQA>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>

The association between Wise and Chris morphed into cult leader and devout follower. Wise brainwashed Chris's beliefs on CWCville and his imaginary friends, such as by claiming CWCville to be [[Operation BARBarossa|occupied by Nazis]], that [[Rosechu]] is a transgender woman, and that Chris is [[Polyamorous marriage|married to imaginary friends]], with Chris accepting it as fact.

At some point, the second Idea Guy, Stephen Boyd, joined with Wise. Together, the two exploited their influence over Chris and had him make false statements for blackmail purposes and conned Chris into giving them thousands of dollars under threats they would destroy CWCville and release the blackmail material if he failed to comply.<ref name=extortionists></ref> Their activities caught the attention of people in Chris's inner circle, who formed a group later termed the [[Guard Dogs]] to counteract the Idea Guys and remove them from power. However, even after the ousting, and though the Guard Dogs tried to encourage him to seek therapy at [[Region Ten]], Chris still retained most of the beliefs the Idea Guys had brainwashed into him over the six months they were in power. Guard Dog Marvin explained Chris's perspective:

{{quoteboxgreen|"Reality" is a malleable concept to Chris.

To Chris, that these losers were pretending to be imaginary characters doesn't mean they they didn't unwittingly connect with their counterparts in the other dimension or whatever. So yeah, he thinks Wise and Boyd were assholes who stumbled upon some magic or some shit.

Chris is mostly mad about money first and being made to embarrass himself second.

In regards to why he still maintains a lot of their canon, it's because Chris is too invested in his imaginary world to give up on it so easily. I think after Wise and Boyd were outed, he felt really uncomfortable about retconning most of their changes. Because if he retcons the past six months, then fuck, why can't he retcon all of it? That would make him feel really uneasy about the possible reality of his imaginary world.

That reality is most important to him.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-4002093</ref>}}

The post-Idea Guys era ignited a wave of [[enablers]] who sought to use the Idea Guys' tactics to worm their way into Chris's life. For a few months, the Guard Dogs attempted to protect Chris by screening his messages for him. However, given Chris's refusal to address his psychological weaknesses and willingness to find others to play make-believe with, the enablers eventually broke past their defenses, leading to the Guard Dogs washing their hands of Chris. The [[Teen Troon Squad]] in fall 2018, [[MKRNightVee]] in winter 2019, [[Jacob Sockness]] in summer 2019, and a myriad of [[other enablers]] took turns role-playing with Chris and enabling his fantasies in exchange for his attention. In addition, using lore brute-forced into his head by the Idea Guys, Chris declared himself to be a goddess — [[CPU Blue Heart]] — and began to preach about the [[Dimensional Merge]], further intensifying the cult vibes of his beliefs.

==Consequences==
Beyond making a fool of himself, Chris's poor grasp of reality has compelled him to self-harm and fall for con men exploiting his beliefs.

===Self-harm===
[[Wikipedia:Gender dysphoria|Late-onset gender dysphoria]] is a psychological disorder describing those who identify with another gender over their own, and can present with the desire to be rid of their primary sex characteristics and prefer those of the other gender. Like with everything else in life, Chris sought out [[mysticism]] to treat his gender dysphoria.

In March 2016, he discovered [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]], a collection of music tracks on YouTube claiming to, among other things, magically grant larger breasts and transform a penis into a vagina. Chris's confirmation bias over his breasts increasing, crediting it to the mysticism instead of his [[Wikipedia:gynecomastia|gynecomastia]] and [[My Breast Massage Routine 18+|poor measuring of his chest]], led him to believe that the claims made by the channel were true.

He pursued the penis-vagina transformation, and began to prod his taint while under the impression there was a hidden vagina there.<ref>[[Reddit#Can males be born with a hidden vagina (minus the uterus)? (3 July 2016)]]</ref> Though the Subliminal channel claimed the transformation would take six months, Chris eventually lost patience. In July 2016, he grabbed a knife and made a [[self-inflicted taint wound]] to an effort to free his vagina. Chris's devotion to the delusion was so potent that he initially resisted efforts by concerned fans to pressure him into going to the hospital, though he eventually wore down and admitted it was a wound and obeyed treatment instructions.

===Con artists===
[[File:Discord3.jpg|thumb|200px|The fictional superweapon Kadingir, as depicted in anime series ''Symphogear''. The Idea Guys used this image to con Chris into believing they had the capability to destroy the moon and CWCville.<ref>[[The Bad Beginning]]</ref>]]

While Chris has long been taken advantage of by trolls, the tactics and goals from the likes of the [[Idea Guys]] and [[Jacob Sockness]] surpass the typical catfishing-for-content.

The Idea Guys gradually built up a strong psychological hold over Chris by affirming his fantasies and playing along with them, to the point where Chris had full faith over anything they told him. They then used their influence to con Chris out of $6,000 by threatening to blow up [[CWCville]] with a moon laser if he failed to comply, manipulate him into punching his mother, and had him make videos [[Chris slaps himself|slapping himself in the face]] and shitting on the floor.<ref name=extortionists>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/</ref> Things became even darker when the Idea Guys threatened to falsely report Chris as a [[Pedofork|pedophile]] to the FBI if he stopped supplying them with vast sums of money, consoles and games, thus deepening the [[Financhu Crisis]].

Jacob Sockness, following the example set by the Idea Guys, nearly succeeded in manipulating Chris into a sexual relationship, holding the [[Dimensional Merge]] over his head and [[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan|faking a conversation with Chris's imaginary friend]] to convince him they should meet and consider marriage.

Though both the Idea Guys and Sockness were eventually ousted — by people countering their role-playing with their own — Chris has failed to learn and continues to leave the gates to his imaginary realm open to anyone who will validate his fantasies further.

==Fantasy and fiction==
{{quote|You think that comic character wouldn't have its own thoughts and feelings?|Chris's question to [[Alec Benson Leary]].}}
{{quote|NO!|Alec's response.}}
{{quote|You are [[naïve]].|Chris's response to Alec.<ref name="ABL call 2">[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]]</ref>}}
[[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg|right|thumb|The chances of this happening are staggering]]

By the time the internet first discovered him circa 2007, Chris already held beliefs that CWCville and his imaginary friends were real, and that he had the power to curse people. Since then, as a maladaptive coping mechanism for his real-world life crumbling around him, Chris gradually took on larger-scale fantasies, such as [[Dimensions|parallel dimensions]].

=== CWCville ===

{{main|CWCville}}

CWCville is Chris’s original vision of an imaginary and idyllic fantasy world, where everything is build around his comfort and convenience, and where he enjoys great power with scant responsibility. Chris believes that CWCville is real, and uses the city as a way to “escape” from a world that does not [[Chris and his Ego|give Chris what he wants]]. CWCville was originally an infill city within the state of [[Virginia]], but it became part of the larger [[C-197|C-197 dimension]] when Chris started toying with the [[Dimensional Merge]].

All of Chris's characters are aware that Chris is the creator of their reality. Sonichu and Rosechu both refer to him as "father", in much the same way [[Chris and religion|a Christian might consider God to be his or her Creator]] (it is unknown if the comic exists in the universe of CWCville). Chris believes his characters possess the free will to make their own decisions, and that he is not responsible for their actions. This is how various events, both major and minor, such as Sonichu and Rosechu's wedding, the birth of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|their children]],<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today Sonichu Page on CWCipedia</ref> [[Kel]]'s romance with [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Naitsirhc]],<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#First_Encounter_with_Naitsirhc</ref> and even [[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubbles]] and [[Blake]]'s wedding<ref>[[I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC#A_history_.286:02_to_9:34.29 I Am The TRUE, ORIGINAL CCWC]]</ref> are said to actually happen "off-screen", instead of just being a [[Chris and writing|spur-of-the-moment throwaway plot elements]] that Chris is [[stress|too lazy to depict]]. Without prior explanation, Chris made a "spoiler" in his own comic that [[Magi-Chan]] will eventually get together with [[Silvana]], implying that, in Chris's head, this has already "happened".<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_37 Issue 10 Page 37</ref> It is [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|Slaweel Ryam]], not Chris, who apologizes for slandering [[Mary Lee Walsh]].<ref>[[Mary Lee Walsh#Possible reconciliation]]</ref> Chris once justified his refusal to write Simonla out of the comic by saying that she would not want to leave CWCville, and that she and [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] would fight for her right to stay.<ref>[[Mailbag 43#...well, this is disturbing!]]</ref>

Chris considers everything drawn, written, or even said about CWCville to be canonical if he's the one stating it (regardless of contradictions) and feels it necessary to explain away undesirable changes to CWCville made as a result of outside influences (e.g. [[BILLY MAYS]], [[Julie Reveals Herself|as Mayor]]). The fact that he needs to explain this in his comic pages shows that he assumes everyone else shares this belief as well. Despite considering his own judgement infallible as applied to his own work, he forces [[Alec Benson Leary calls|others]] to accept the "corrections" he has made to theirs.

When the [[Asperpedia Four]] used systematic trolling to make Chris kill off the character [[Simonla Rosechu#Simonla as the Lynchpin|Simonla]], Chris viewed it as a deliberate attack on his fantasy world. CWCville, which had always been Chris's way of retreat from the real world, had been infiltrated by outside forces and was no longer impenetrable, so this is likely why Chris put the comic on hiatus; to stop outside forces from causing any more damage.

Chris's beliefs are such that he even claims to hold the distinction of Mayor of CWCville "IN REAL LIFE".<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]</ref> He only admits that CWCville is not real when he intends to pacify others he sees as too slow in the mind to comprehend this idea. He most likely defends this belief because he has accomplished and produced virtually nothing worthwhile in his life, and he likes to pretend that he has made a positive impact on something — if only on a metaphysical level. In his opinion, anyone who does not accept this worldview is "[[Chris and hypocrisy|naïve]]".

On 23 July 2017, Chris responded to his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]], who wondered why Chris wouldn't reboot his comics. As a response, Chris explained that if he were to reboot his comics, that would mean that history in the canon would have to start all over again, and all of the characters would have to start over from their original origins. Essentially, he thinks that if he pulls the plug on his Sonichu franchise and reboots it, that would mean that [[Chris and death|all of his characters would die, and they would somehow reincarnate into their newer upgraded versions]].

{{quote|I believe in the alternate dimensions where each set or all of our animated characters reside and live their lives, and continue growing long after their series is finished (or stay kids; whatever).|Chris to [[Doopie]].<ref>[[Doopie E-mails#Hey, Danielle]]</ref>}}

=== Dimensions ===
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{{quote|the moment I brought up the multiverse, he listened.|The original [[Idea Guy]] on how he got Chris's attention.<ref name=IGQA></ref>}}

Chris’s belief in alternative dimensions enables him to disconnect from the poor and mundane life he currently resides in and to shift responsibility over personality flaws to an alternative Chris.<ref>[[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2]]</ref> It gives him solace to believe that he, or other versions of himself, exist in other places where he is content, successful, and surrounded by characters and people who love him. The Idea Guys exploited Chris's nascent beliefs and desires on other dimensions and further shaped them as part of their cult-like grip over his beliefs.

The Dimensional Merge is Chris's ultimate escapist fantasy, enabling him to think he is powerful, wealthy, with real friends and a happy marriage, all just waiting for him on the other side of the "dimensional curtain". A concept originally created by the Idea Guys and later expanded on by Chris with the help of fantasy enablers, the Merge is his hope that the sister dimensions 1218 and C-197 will unify, with him overseeing the merge in his role as the goddess [[CPU Blue Heart]]. The dimension "1218" (sometimes referred to as "Earth 1218") is the dimension of reality. The dimension "C-197" is the designation for Chris's imaginary world which contains all of his favorite fictional characters and [[OC]]s. The Merge was originally scheduled to complete by the end of [[2018]] leaving behind a universe known as 1C-211987 with elements of both sister dimensions and enable Chris to realize his dream of hanging out with Sonichu and his pals.

===Imaginary friends===
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{{quote|I don't have to Justify [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]]; they can take of that themselves.|[[Chris]], being completely delusional in [[IRC (20 January 2009)]].}}

{{quote|And One Day, Very Soon, [[Polyamorous marriage|my family]] and I will be able to show ourselves to you all, then you will be taking back your own “scizzo” labels. Harrumph!|Chris, nine years later.<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/999998606034784256</ref>}}

[[File:ChrisOverhearingNightstar.png|thumb|Chris overhears a conversation held by his imaginary friend [[Night Star]].]]

A mix of maladaptive coping and maladaptive daydreaming, Chris's belief in imaginary friends is a primary means of escapism for him. He believes that he can communicate with them via [[meditation]] sessions — in reality conflating his inner monologue with the imagined voices of his fictional friends.

There are many instances of Chris trying to interact with his imaginary friends over the years, becoming more prevalent over time as his desire for escapism grows. Examples include [[Imaginary friends#Sonichu|his confrontation]] with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in 2004, his [[Dancing with Magi-Chan|imaginary dance partner]] at the 2017 BronyCon gala, and social media messages near the end of the 2010s written either from a point of view of any of his [[OC]]s<ref>[[MagiChan111448 tweets#Heart attack|Twitter messages]] from @MagiChan111448, 26 June 2019.</ref> or in which he claims to be with any of them.<ref name=aug2019car>[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns|Twitter messages]] from @CPU_CWCSonichu, 5 August 2019.</ref>

In fall 2017, the Idea Guys role-played as Chris's own imaginary friends, giving Chris validation over his preexisting notions and further fueling his maladaptive behavior — such as by convincing Chris that his imaginary friends will be united with him in the [[Dimensional Merge]] and that he is married to several of them in a [[polyamorous marriage]].

===Magical thinking===
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{{quote|Quite frankly I believe you are wasting your time there are more productive things in life than levitating a pen put your energy into those.|Magician Uri Geller's advice for Chris, who had asked Uri for help training his psychic powers.<ref name=uri>[[Misc E-mails#Uri Geller Emails]]</ref>}}

{{quote|I am Not wasting my time!|Chris's reply.}}

Chris's habit of magical thinking is another maladaptive coping method, manifesting in delusions of grandeur. Instead of putting in effort to improve his own life, Chris prefers to believe that magic will do it for him. In addition, he believes that magic will allow him to neutralize his perceived enemies.

{{quote|I intend to do a LOT more good with my Psychic Powers to bring Peace and take down up to All of the Internet Haters and Bullies! I Need to do all these in my own control.|Chris<ref name=uri></ref>}}

Chris believes he has an array of magic powers. Most notable is the ability to [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] his enemies (as well as to [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|undo it]]). Others include [[Sarah May Skype Logs|communicating with the dead]], [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|brainwashing people]], and [[psychic powers]].

===Superstitions===
While most of Chris's superstitions are his own, he also takes part in popular superstitions as well. Autistic people in general tend to be predisposed to wishful and magical thinking, finding superstitions to be comforting.

Chris dislikes the number 13, because he thinks it is an unlucky number: triskaidekaphobia (the fear of 13) is already a common American superstition, with [[wikipedia:Microsoft Office|Microsoft Office]] notably skipping version 13 during the development of Office 2010.<ref>Flynn, David, [https://web.archive.org/web/20090206073052/http://apcmag.com/microsoft_to_skip_unlucky_office_13.htm/ ‘Microsoft to skip "unlucky" Office 13’], ''Australian Personal Computer (APC)'', 29 March 2007 (accessed 6 May 2019).</ref> However, Chris's fear of the number 13 had an unusual effect on the numbering of the ''Sonichu'' comics, where ''Sonichu #13'' was numbered as [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] (showing his incompetency with either logic or [[math]])<ref>[[CLog 08142017 - More Positive Content|Captain’s Log, 14 August 2017 (''More Positive Content'')]].</ref> and where the Episode ''"One Lucky Dog"'' from [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]] was labelled "[[Sonichu 6#Episode 12.5: "One Lucky Dog"|Episode 12.5]]".<ref>[https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic7P1.htm Sonichu 6, Page 1.]</ref> On [[Twitter]], when going into multi-tweet rants, Chris numbers the tweets. For Twitter messages which exceed 12 tweets, Chris either replaces the number 13 with a repeated 12 or with 12-9.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1023969772168511488</ref><ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1006915844016869377</ref><ref>It should be noted that there are more sensible ways for avoiding the use of the number 13, even if it is necessary to maintain the consistency of numbering. They include:
* Renumbering 13 as 12A, 12½ or 12.5;
* Renumbering 13 as 12B, and renumber 12 as 12A.</ref>

Chris has also shown belief in astrology. He included his and [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Hammer]]'s zodiac signs in the [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares|Life-Shares]]. In his [[OkCupid]] profile, he wrote that his sign is "Pisces, and it's fun to think about". He wrote to [[Jessica Quinn]], "I am emotion-prone, and I tend to do as I feel and life flows, like the Pisces I was born under."<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts]]</ref> One of the quotes on his first Facebook was "I was born under the Sign of PISCES, the sign of the PROVIDER. I am fully capable of providing the necessities, and then some, for the Lucky Woman who loves me for me, and becomes my True Sweetheart". His belief in star signs may explain why he holds such a high significance to his [[birthday]].

Chris places significance on his [[Amnyfest Ring|birthstone]], which he calls "[[Speech impediment|amnyfest]]". He believes the class ring with the stone is what gives him power, and even pointed it out to [[Emily]] on their date. More recently, he has attached an amethyst quartz crystal to his [[medallion]].

==In the real world==
===Science and technology===
{{main|Chris and biology}}
{{quote|I do not even know of the symptoms, because, again, if I literally overthought about it, I would be at greater risk of infecting myself from reading and repeating the list in my mind. It’s Neurotypical and idiotic for anyone to do that and overthink it.|Chris rationalizes staying ignorant of the viral disease [[COVID-19‎‎]].<ref name=viral>[[March 2020 social media posts#Chris finally weighs in on the coronavirus pandemic]]</ref>}}

Chris seems completely unaware of what current technology is and is not capable of. In his [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu article] on the [[CWCipedia]], he suggests that Nintendo pour their resources into developing a Poké Ball peripheral that would have slots for every generation of Pokémon games, including a slot for the GameCube memory card. He expects users of this peripheral to be able to read party data from the inserted game/memory card, display a holographic image of the Pokémon in play, and challenge people in real life who own the same peripheral (in a manner much like on ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]''). In addition, Chris has no idea how everyday machines such as [[Son-Chu|cars]] work, evidenced in how [[September 2014|he claimed]] that a 1997 Cadillac with a cracked engine block was a great "fixer upper." Normally, any serious physical damage to a car's engine can only be repaired by a very skilled mechanic, or cannot be repaired at all and one must buy a new engine (both of which are not cheap, but [[Chris and money|that's an entirely different problem]]).

Chris has also been shown to lack knowledge in basic pathology. When he contracted a cold in December 2019, he had misattributed it to the large-scale [[Chris and anger|triggering]] he got from a number of people on his Twitter.

===Social rules===
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Chris also obsesses over popular "rules" about relationships. He's held onto the idea that sex should be given on the [[third date]], as well as other [[How to Talk to Girls|overly generic]] dating advice.

===Conspiracy theories===
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{{quote|I bet, even Greene County had something to do with influencing that goddamn Michael Snyder [...] to make him pretend to have a reason to kick me out|Chris blaming his school board for a decision made by a game store manager.<ref>[[Greene County Conspiracy]]</ref>}}

Chris and his parents have come up with several conspiracy theories to explain away his life problems. Notable examples are of Chris [[Greene County Conspiracy|blaming his elementary school]] for keeping him in his autistic shell, his parents' notion that [[Michael Snyder]] and [[Megan Schroeder]] were masterminds behind the [[trolls]], and Chris's belief that Snyder caused his own injuries when Chris and his mother [[28 October 2011|hit him with their car]].

===Estimation===
{{Main|Chris and mathematics}}
{{Quote|A [[Son-Chu|CAR]] WEIGHS A LOT MORE THAN 10 TONS|Chris, being unaware that most cars weigh two or three tons.<ref>[[Mailbag 9]]</ref>}}
Chris has a tendency to hugely exaggerate estimates of [[Duck|length]], [[White knight E-mails|weight]], and [[I AM STRONG|strength]] in his favor, as evidenced in his description of a [[11042009 51 50|12-pack of canned lemonade as being fifty pounds (22.7 kg)]]. This behavior is symptomatic of [[Wikipedia:Dyscalculia|dyscalculia]], a common symptom of autism, which leaves the sufferer with poor comprehension of time, measurement, or spatial reasoning. However, Chris does not really display any other symptoms of it, suggesting this behavior isn't mere ignorance, but rather Chris telling childish lies to try to impress people with his physical strength.

===Lack of theory of mind===
Chris has no idea on how the billions of people on the planet think. He thinks that all men would happily wear [[Brassieres For Males|bras]] and skirts (It must be noted that Chris thought these ideas so that he and he alone would feel more comfortable [[Tomgirl Saga|crossdressing]]), and that every Sonic fan on the planet would support him in his [[Sonic Boom Protests]]. When somebody informs him that they have a differing opinion to him, he throws a tantrum and denounces that person as a [[troll]].

===Narcissistic tendencies===
{{main|Examples of Chris's Ego}}
Chris automatically assumes his lies will be believed, even if they contradict existing information. This is copiously evidenced in his constant [[List of Chris's lies|lies]] during the [[Father Call]], wherein Chris fibs incessantly about his [[Chris and health|health]] (among other things), frequently denying things or changing his story whenever he gets caught out. His habit of lying and lying about his lies is likely inherited from his mother, whom [[Cole Smithey E-mails|his brother described]] as a pathological liar. When asked by [[Evan]] to remove [[Simonla]] from his comics, Chris decided that he could have created her without the inspiration of Evan's character [[Simonchu]] and, thus, effectively had.<ref>[[Mailbag 44#I want to see Simonla die so very badly]]</ref> The fact that he [[Things Chris has ripped off|demonstrably could not have done this]] did not factor into his reasoning. Chris "[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3|corrected]]" Simonla's [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Simonla_Rosechu CWCipedia entry] with a "[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4|retraction]]" denying that Simonla had ever been inspired by Simonchu. Chris expected that this revised version of the truth would be happily accepted by all concerned parties.

Chris considers people with [[Asperger's syndrome]] to be "fakers" who are taking "the Shine and Limelight" away from genuine autistic people such as himself.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref> Although Chris has admitted that this "fact" is only his "own idea," he still believes that to think otherwise is to [[Chris and religion|"conform to blasphem[y]."]]<ref>[[Autism Awareness E-mails]]</ref> As with many other things which antagonize him, Chris simply assumes Aspergers to be significant of a conspiracy targeting himself.

Unsurprisingly, Chris can come across as highly delusional when he expects to be taken seriously. For example, on 28 April 2012, he made an empty threat to the [[Kiwi Farms]] about hunting down each of its members; he claimed to know where each of them lives in an attempt to intimidate the trolls. Even if one were to gloss over the fact that he wouldn't even [[Shigeru Miyamoto|cough up $800 to travel to Redmond to see his dreams come true]] (and it should be noted that there are trolls all over America, and indeed the world), there's a high chance that there will only be one [[Kick the Autistic|outcome]] of Chris actively pursuing his trolls with the purpose of doing them harm. All things considered, Chris ended up making himself even more of a laughing stock in the process.

==Fan videos==

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Chris and reality

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{{quote|You can only escape in your mental depths and recluse for so long before you are pulled back to reality, and too many things leave you feeling like you get little peace at home.|Chris, [[December 2016]], in a rare moment of self-awareness on his habit of escapism.<ref name=rare>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#State of CWC's life]]</ref>}}

[[File:Hi5.jpg|thumb|250px|This is what Chris actually believes.]]
[[File:Ideaguy poster.jpg|thumb|right|250px|thumb|… for real.]]

'''Reality''' is a concept that Chris desperately tries to avoid acknowledging, instead retreating to the comfort of his imaginary world and hoping that reality will eventually bend to his whims. Many people with [[autism]] struggle to distinguish between reality and fantasy, but most make an effort to reduce the impact on their lives. Chris, on the other hand, embraces his realm of fantasy, especially as escapism from [[stress]], life responsibilities, and his bleak future, trapping himself in a feedback loop whereby his real-world life and issues are further neglected while his devotion to his fantasies gets stronger.

Notably, Chris believes that [[CWCville]] and his [[imaginary friends]] are real: Chris has been spotted conversing, interacting and [[BronyCon#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dancing]] with them on many occasions, and even believes that he is [[Polyamorous marriage|married]] to imaginary people. Chris also holds many delusions of grandeur, from believing he has the power to curse people,<ref>According to [[Jackie Chat 5]] and [[Jackie E-mails 16]], Chris wrote that Sonichu was in Mary Lee Walsh’s office with him: he then pretended to be Sonichu himself and delivered a lecture, before using the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack.</ref> to thinking he has [[PsychicPowers|psychic powers]], and even believing he is a [[CPU Blue Heart|goddess]] with the power to unite entire [[dimensions]] — and that this [[Dimensional Merge]] would make him rich and bring his fictional characters, and those of others, to life.

Chris's perception of reality has been on a downward spiral for most of his life, due to a lifetime of being coddled by his parents. Following the death of his [[father]] in 2011, and amid the increasing infirmity of his [[mother]], Chris was forced into shouldering more responsibilities which he was mentally ill-equipped to bear, and consequently, he invested more heavily in magical beliefs as solutions to the problems presented by reality. In 2017, the [[Idea Guys]], trolls who utilized role-playing as Chris's imaginary friends, further exacerbated Chris's grasp of reality, giving validation to his fantasies and encouraging him to stay rooted in his fantasy world — a trend continued at present-day by waves of [[enablers]].

Chris maintains his beliefs even in the face of mental health professionals — for nine months between summer 2018 and spring 2019, he was required to see a psychiatrist and therapy group at [[Region Ten]] and told them of his beliefs on his imaginary friends and multiple dimensions, to which their reaction was to simply hand-wave him through their program.

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== Causes of Chris’s poor grip on reality ==

===Parental enabling===
Although autism is one major factor, [[Borb|his parents]] contributed a lot towards Chris’s warped perception of anyone or anything that antagonizes him: Bob and Barbara regularly fed Chris conciliatory platitudes about how he was mistreated out of jealousy, and that “special rules” exist for the benefit of autistic people. The platitudes cemented Chris’s [[Chris and his Ego|all-pervasive sense of entitlement]], as well as his indiscriminate belief that anything bad that happened to him was a conspiracy, whether or not it was caused by his [[slow-in-the-minds|stupidity]] or [[Chris and negotiation|stubbornness]].

===Psychological problems===

The only known formal diagnoses of Chris are [[autism]], dating from when he was five or six years old, and [[transgender|gender dysphoria]], officially diagnosed in 2016. However, his behavior in adulthood suggests he has undiagnosed issues.

Chris exhibits signs of [[Wikipedia:Maladaptive daydreaming|maladaptive daydreaming]], a psychiatric disorder comprised of vivid daydreams and excessive fantasies that can interfere with socializing or even replace it altogether. This behavior is observed in Chris with his [[imaginary friends]] and [[CWCville]], the [[Dimensional Merge]], and especially the [[polyamorous marriage]]. Maladaptive Daydreaming is also associated with pacing and musical stimulation. Eyewitness accounts of Chris such as [[The Tale of the Crazy Pacer]] mention these behaviors in him. Chris also stated that music from his phone is his method for [[meditation]].<ref>[[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2]]</ref>

[[File:I'm Done Adulting T-shirt.png|thumb|200px|Chris wearing his "I'm Done Adulting" T-shirt while begging for money and surrounded by toys in [[Patreon announcement]].]]

[[Wikipedia:Peter Pan syndrome|Peter Pan syndrome]] is a pop psychology term to describe those who are immature and refuse to grow up and accept adult responsibilities. Chris has demonstrated this with his refusal to seek [[work]], instead [[beg]]ging for money or ignoring his [[debt]] payments to afford more toys. An [[Debt hearing (eyewitness account)|eyewitness to one of Chris's debt hearings]] noted that Chris was "trying hard to revert to childhood", based on how he made childish noises during his time in the courtroom and talked back to his mother in a childlike voice. The Dimensional Merge represents Chris's ultimate desire to hide from adult responsibilities, as he believes it will grant his wildest power fantasies and enable him to continue living like a child. Chris's devotion to rejecting adult life has warped his perception of reality, as he spends all of his free time playing make-believe as if it were a religion.

A common theory since the Dimensional Merge saga unfolded is that Chris may have schizophrenia, based on his rantings about his imaginary world seeming as if he cannot distinguish between reality and fantasy. However, a closer look at Chris's ramblings shows that he's capable of discerning the difference, but avoids it in order to preserve his escapist fantasies. Unlike a schizophrenic, Chris will distinguish between reality (or as he calls it, [[1218]]) and his fantasy domain (named [[C-197]]).

{{quote|Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!|Chris's reaction when reality's dimension and his fantasy dimension did not merge as predicted,<ref>[[January 2019 social media posts]]</ref> a prime example of him being able to differentiate reality from his escapist fantasies.}}

{{quote|though not fully doable on the 1218 side of the Dimensional Curtain yet, [I am] able to draw up a water-to-wine conversion and vice-versa.|Chris<ref>[[Reddit]]</ref> showing he is aware he doesn't have super-powers in reality.}}

Also unlike a schizophrenic, Chris's fantasies do not involve paranoia or hallucinations and are entirely self-serving. While Chris has made statements implying he is hallucinating, such as when he insists he can see or interact with his [[imaginary friends]], he often omits that he uses techniques such as [[meditation]] or astral projection, another indicator that his issue is Maladaptive Daydreaming.

{{quote|I’ve had to commute to here, Dimension C-197, via astral projection [...] The tough part is having to leave my body behind in 1218. [...] Oh, but very soon, I shall finally, finally, be able to bring mys--body here to C-197.|Chris giving a rare explanation on how he delves into his fantasy world.<ref>[[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles]]</ref>}}

===Lack of grounding in the real world===
Chris's lack of purpose, combined with his enormous [[ego]], further fuels his disconnection from reality, compelling him to instead seek out purpose with make-believe, such as being the mayor of [[CWCville]] and being the goddess [[CPU Blue Heart]].

Since the government provides for him with the [[monthly tugboat]] — along with money from financial [[enablers]] — and his parents provide a roof over his head, Chris has had no tangible reason to [[Chris and work|get a job]]. Without the structure that a job, even a volunteer position, would impart to him, Chris is instead free to wallow in his fantasies.

Chris rarely leaves his [[room]], instead preferring to [[daydream]] for "three to six hours per day<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Barb ain't dead yet + Magi-Chan's likes]]</ref>". When he does socialize, it is mainly on his terms, role-playing with enablers who keep him invested in his fantasies or appearing at conventions with [[fans]] who treat him as a celebrity.

{{quote|As for what I do while awake, on the recent, I get up, take my meds, meditate while playing Tetris 99 to at least take on the daily tasks for the game. Most days, I go out on errand or simple walking [...] Anyway, during the time at home, I tend to binge a show, do some drawing or creative, work (namely the [[TSSSF]] cards and the comic pages).|Chris describing his day-to-day life.<ref>[[Discord]]</ref>}}

===Escapist fantasies===
[[File:Dimensional Merge math on McDonalds napkin.jpg|thumb|200|Chris will sit down and calculate the number of casualties in his [[Dimensional Merge]] fantasy but won't write up a budget plan for paying off his [[debt]].]]

Chris embraces his fantasies as escapism, overindulging in them to the point that his interest in them has largely eclipsed his real world life. When his childlike lifestyle conflicts with the responsibilities associated with being an adult, Chris retreats to his fantasy realm to cope.

This habit became especially prevalent in the years following the September 2011 death of his [[father]], after which Chris found himself thrust into the world of adult responsibilities as he had to do tasks such as pay his bills and help take care of his [[mother]] and pets. Chris was 29 years old when his father passed away; while most people would be accustomed to dealing with responsibilities by that age, Chris was unprepared for the burden since his parents had sheltered him up to that point for example, until he died, his father had managed Chris's bank account due to his fiscal irresponsibility<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 8]]</ref>.

{{quote|When my father was alive, I had more freedom; now that he has passed, I lost a lot of freedom and remain to take after the tasks he had left behind. [...] You can only escape in your mental depths and recluse for so long before you are pulled back to reality, and too many things leave you feeling like you get little peace at home.|Chris.<ref name=rare></ref>}}

Chris occasionally whined on social media about his position in having to help take care of his mother and pets — his statements gradually revealing more of his retreat into escapist fantasies.

In September 2012, he complained:

{{quotebox|Everybody else gets to go out for a fun and good time; I am stuck care-giving my mother and our [[dogs]], and it is Very Stressful on me.<ref>[[September 2012 Facebook posts#I Require Friends]]</ref>}}

In January 2013, Chris was hoping for a [[sweetheart]] to rescue him from his life:

{{quotebox|I need my Sweetheart-to-be to make me happy; my heart hurts literally from my depression and loneliness. Serving my mother is not a final purpose to me, and my social life is very slim. I feel like I lack direction in my life as well.<ref>[[January 2013 Facebook posts#Chris needs direction]]</ref>}}

By October 2017, Chris was immersed in his escapism; from his list of reasons for refusing to get a job, half involved his devotion to his fantasies:

{{quotebox|I Have a TON and S***-Load of Responsibilities and Worries here at home care-taking my mother, dogs, cats, and to my own passion of my [[Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon]] Family, my City of Cwcville, my own Only-Me Psychic Connection [[Imaginary friends|to my family and friends there]], in that dimension. So, I'll be darned if I Do Not already have enough on my plate<ref>[[Kiwi Farms#Posts]]</ref>}}

Chris's desire to be rescued from reality left him desperate for his fantasies to be validated, his mentality similar to people willing to join cults. On 25 October 2017, the first of the [[Idea Guys]] entered the picture.

===Cult of the Idea Guys===
{{main|Idea Guys|Enablers|List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris}}
{{quote|I feel need to also thank them for adding more connection between our sister dimension and I|Chris on the Idea Guys, retaining his cultist mentality several months after they had been ousted.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1017879233119469568</ref>}}

[[File:IdeaGuyCwc News Media.PNG|thumb|200px|Chris fell for this fake news graphic made by the original Idea Guy as part of his plot to convince Chris he was providing information from [[CWCville]]'s dimension.]]

On 25 [[October 2017]], Joshua Wise, the first of a duo that would later be dubbed the Idea Guys, contacted Chris. Initially as an experiment to gauge Chris's gullibility, Wise began a plot to manipulate Chris into believing that Wise had made it into [[CWCville]]'s dimension. Drawing from his experience in role-playing communities and borrowing lore from video game/anime series ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'', Wise crafted an elaborate narrative which included edited image graphics, doctored audio clips such as [[Red Forest]], and role-playing as Chris's [[imaginary friends]]. Chris, by this point in his life desperate for his fantasies to be validated, eagerly accepted Wise's claims.<ref name=IGQA>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>

The association between Wise and Chris morphed into cult leader and devout follower. Wise brainwashed Chris's beliefs on CWCville and his imaginary friends, such as by claiming CWCville to be [[Operation BARBarossa|occupied by Nazis]], that [[Rosechu]] is a transgender woman, and that Chris is [[Polyamorous marriage|married to imaginary friends]], with Chris accepting it as fact.

At some point, the second Idea Guy, Stephen Boyd, joined with Wise. Together, the two exploited their influence over Chris and had him make false statements for blackmail purposes and conned Chris into giving them thousands of dollars under threats they would destroy CWCville and release the blackmail material if he failed to comply.<ref name=extortionists></ref> Their activities caught the attention of people in Chris's inner circle, who formed a group later termed the [[Guard Dogs]] to counteract the Idea Guys and remove them from power. However, even after the ousting, and though the Guard Dogs tried to encourage him to seek therapy at [[Region Ten]], Chris still retained most of the beliefs the Idea Guys had brainwashed into him over the six months they were in power. Guard Dog Marvin explained Chris's perspective:

{{quoteboxgreen|"Reality" is a malleable concept to Chris.

To Chris, that these losers were pretending to be imaginary characters doesn't mean they they didn't unwittingly connect with their counterparts in the other dimension or whatever. So yeah, he thinks Wise and Boyd were assholes who stumbled upon some magic or some shit.

Chris is mostly mad about money first and being made to embarrass himself second.

In regards to why he still maintains a lot of their canon, it's because Chris is too invested in his imaginary world to give up on it so easily. I think after Wise and Boyd were outed, he felt really uncomfortable about retconning most of their changes. Because if he retcons the past six months, then fuck, why can't he retcon all of it? That would make him feel really uneasy about the possible reality of his imaginary world.

That reality is most important to him.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-4002093</ref>}}

The post-Idea Guys era ignited a wave of [[enablers]] who sought to use the Idea Guys' tactics to worm their way into Chris's life. For a few months, the Guard Dogs attempted to protect Chris by screening his messages for him. However, given Chris's refusal to address his psychological weaknesses and willingness to find others to play make-believe with, the enablers eventually broke past their defenses, leading to the Guard Dogs washing their hands of Chris. The [[Teen Troon Squad]] in fall 2018, [[MKRNightVee]] in winter 2019, [[Jacob Sockness]] in summer 2019, and a myriad of [[other enablers]] took turns role-playing with Chris and enabling his fantasies in exchange for his attention. In addition, using lore brute-forced into his head by the Idea Guys, Chris declared himself to be a goddess — [[CPU Blue Heart]] — and began to preach about the [[Dimensional Merge]], further intensifying the cult vibes of his beliefs.

==Consequences==
Beyond making a fool of himself, Chris's poor grasp of reality has compelled him to self-harm and fall for con men exploiting his beliefs.

===Self-harm===
[[Wikipedia:Gender dysphoria|Late-onset gender dysphoria]] is a psychological disorder describing those who identify with another gender over their own, and can present with the desire to be rid of their primary sex characteristics and prefer those of the other gender. Like with everything else in life, Chris sought out [[mysticism]] to treat his gender dysphoria.

In March 2016, he discovered [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]], a collection of music tracks on YouTube claiming to, among other things, magically grant larger breasts and transform a penis into a vagina. Chris's confirmation bias over his breasts increasing, crediting it to the mysticism instead of his [[Wikipedia:gynecomastia|gynecomastia]] and [[My Breast Massage Routine 18+|poor measuring of his chest]], led him to believe that the claims made by the channel were true.

He pursued the penis-vagina transformation, and began to prod his taint while under the impression there was a hidden vagina there.<ref>[[Reddit#Can males be born with a hidden vagina (minus the uterus)? (3 July 2016)]]</ref> Though the Subliminal channel claimed the transformation would take six months, Chris eventually lost patience. In July 2016, he grabbed a knife and made a [[self-inflicted taint wound]] to an effort to free his vagina. Chris's devotion to the delusion was so potent that he initially resisted efforts by concerned fans to pressure him into going to the hospital, though he eventually wore down and admitted it was a wound and obeyed treatment instructions.

===Con artists===
[[File:Discord3.jpg|thumb|200px|The fictional superweapon Kadingir, as depicted in anime series ''Symphogear''. The Idea Guys used this image to con Chris into believing they had the capability to destroy the moon and CWCville.<ref>[[The Bad Beginning]]</ref>]]

While Chris has long been taken advantage of by trolls, the tactics and goals from the likes of the [[Idea Guys]] and [[Jacob Sockness]] surpass the typical catfishing-for-content.

The Idea Guys gradually built up a strong psychological hold over Chris by affirming his fantasies and playing along with them, to the point where Chris had full faith over anything they told him. They then used their influence to con Chris out of $6,000 by threatening to blow up [[CWCville]] with a moon laser if he failed to comply, manipulate him into punching his mother, and had him make videos [[Chris slaps himself|slapping himself in the face]] and shitting on the floor.<ref name=extortionists>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/</ref> Things became even darker when the Idea Guys threatened to falsely report Chris as a [[Pedofork|pedophile]] to the FBI if he stopped supplying them with vast sums of money, consoles and games, thus deepening the [[Financhu Crisis]].

Jacob Sockness, following the example set by the Idea Guys, nearly succeeded in manipulating Chris into a sexual relationship, holding the [[Dimensional Merge]] over his head and [[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan|faking a conversation with Chris's imaginary friend]] to convince him they should meet and consider marriage.

Though both the Idea Guys and Sockness were eventually ousted — by people countering their role-playing with their own — Chris has failed to learn and continues to leave the gates to his imaginary realm open to anyone who will validate his fantasies further.

==Fantasy and fiction==
{{quote|You think that comic character wouldn't have its own thoughts and feelings?|Chris's question to [[Alec Benson Leary]].}}
{{quote|NO!|Alec's response.}}
{{quote|You are [[naïve]].|Chris's response to Alec.<ref name="ABL call 2">[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]]</ref>}}
[[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg|right|thumb|The chances of this happening are staggering]]

By the time the internet first discovered him circa 2007, Chris already held beliefs that CWCville and his imaginary friends were real, and that he had the power to curse people. Since then, as a maladaptive coping mechanism for his real-world life crumbling around him, Chris gradually took on larger-scale fantasies, such as [[Dimensions|parallel dimensions]].

=== CWCville ===

{{main|CWCville}}

CWCville is Chris’s original vision of an imaginary and idyllic fantasy world, where everything is build around his comfort and convenience, and where he enjoys great power with scant responsibility. Chris believes that CWCville is real, and uses the city as a way to “escape” from a world that does not [[Chris and his Ego|give Chris what he wants]]. CWCville was originally an infill city within the state of [[Virginia]], but it became part of the larger [[C-197|C-197 dimension]] when Chris started toying with the [[Dimensional Merge]].

All of Chris's characters are aware that Chris is the creator of their reality. Sonichu and Rosechu both refer to him as "father", in much the same way [[Chris and religion|a Christian might consider God to be his or her Creator]] (it is unknown if the comic exists in the universe of CWCville). Chris believes his characters possess the free will to make their own decisions, and that he is not responsible for their actions. This is how various events, both major and minor, such as Sonichu and Rosechu's wedding, the birth of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|their children]],<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today Sonichu Page on CWCipedia</ref> [[Kel]]'s romance with [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Naitsirhc]],<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#First_Encounter_with_Naitsirhc</ref> and even [[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubbles]] and [[Blake]]'s wedding<ref>[[I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC#A_history_.286:02_to_9:34.29 I Am The TRUE, ORIGINAL CCWC]]</ref> are said to actually happen "off-screen", instead of just being a [[Chris and writing|spur-of-the-moment throwaway plot elements]] that Chris is [[stress|too lazy to depict]]. Without prior explanation, Chris made a "spoiler" in his own comic that [[Magi-Chan]] will eventually get together with [[Silvana]], implying that, in Chris's head, this has already "happened".<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_37 Issue 10 Page 37</ref> It is [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|Slaweel Ryam]], not Chris, who apologizes for slandering [[Mary Lee Walsh]].<ref>[[Mary Lee Walsh#Possible reconciliation]]</ref> Chris once justified his refusal to write Simonla out of the comic by saying that she would not want to leave CWCville, and that she and [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] would fight for her right to stay.<ref>[[Mailbag 43#...well, this is disturbing!]]</ref>

Chris considers everything drawn, written, or even said about CWCville to be canonical if he's the one stating it (regardless of contradictions) and feels it necessary to explain away undesirable changes to CWCville made as a result of outside influences (e.g. [[BILLY MAYS]], [[Julie Reveals Herself|as Mayor]]). The fact that he needs to explain this in his comic pages shows that he assumes everyone else shares this belief as well. Despite considering his own judgement infallible as applied to his own work, he forces [[Alec Benson Leary calls|others]] to accept the "corrections" he has made to theirs.

When the [[Asperpedia Four]] used systematic trolling to make Chris kill off the character [[Simonla Rosechu#Simonla as the Lynchpin|Simonla]], Chris viewed it as a deliberate attack on his fantasy world. CWCville, which had always been Chris's way of retreat from the real world, had been infiltrated by outside forces and was no longer impenetrable, so this is likely why Chris put the comic on hiatus; to stop outside forces from causing any more damage.

Chris's beliefs are such that he even claims to hold the distinction of Mayor of CWCville "IN REAL LIFE".<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]</ref> He only admits that CWCville is not real when he intends to pacify others he sees as too slow in the mind to comprehend this idea. He most likely defends this belief because he has accomplished and produced virtually nothing worthwhile in his life, and he likes to pretend that he has made a positive impact on something — if only on a metaphysical level. In his opinion, anyone who does not accept this worldview is "[[Chris and hypocrisy|naïve]]".

On 23 July 2017, Chris responded to his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]], who wondered why Chris wouldn't reboot his comics. As a response, Chris explained that if he were to reboot his comics, that would mean that history in the canon would have to start all over again, and all of the characters would have to start over from their original origins. Essentially, he thinks that if he pulls the plug on his Sonichu franchise and reboots it, that would mean that [[Chris and death|all of his characters would die, and they would somehow reincarnate into their newer upgraded versions]].

{{quote|I believe in the alternate dimensions where each set or all of our animated characters reside and live their lives, and continue growing long after their series is finished (or stay kids; whatever).|Chris to [[Doopie]].<ref>[[Doopie E-mails#Hey, Danielle]]</ref>}}

=== Dimensions ===
{{main|Dimensions|Dimensional Merge}}

{{quote|the moment I brought up the multiverse, he listened.|The original [[Idea Guy]] on how he got Chris's attention.<ref name=IGQA></ref>}}

Chris’s belief in alternative dimensions enables him to disconnect from the poor and mundane life he currently resides in and to shift responsibility over personality flaws to an alternative Chris.<ref>[[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2]]</ref> It gives him solace to believe that he, or other versions of himself, exist in other places where he is content, successful, and surrounded by characters and people who love him. The Idea Guys exploited Chris's nascent beliefs and desires on other dimensions and further shaped them as part of their cult-like grip over his beliefs.

The Dimensional Merge is Chris's ultimate escapist fantasy, enabling him to think he is powerful, wealthy, with real friends and a happy marriage, all just waiting for him on the other side of the "dimensional curtain". A concept originally created by the Idea Guys and later expanded on by Chris with the help of fantasy enablers, the Merge is his hope that the sister dimensions 1218 and C-197 will unify, with him overseeing the merge in his role as the goddess [[CPU Blue Heart]]. The dimension "1218" (sometimes referred to as "Earth 1218") is the dimension of reality. The dimension "C-197" is the designation for Chris's imaginary world which contains all of his favorite fictional characters and [[OC]]s. The Merge was originally scheduled to complete by the end of [[2018]] leaving behind a universe known as 1C-211987 with elements of both sister dimensions and enable Chris to realize his dream of hanging out with Sonichu and his pals.

===Imaginary friends===
{{main|Imaginary friends}}

{{quote|I don't have to Justify [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]]; they can take of that themselves.|[[Chris]], being completely delusional in [[IRC (20 January 2009)]].}}

{{quote|And One Day, Very Soon, [[Polyamorous marriage|my family]] and I will be able to show ourselves to you all, then you will be taking back your own “scizzo” labels. Harrumph!|Chris, nine years later.<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/999998606034784256</ref>}}

[[File:ChrisOverhearingNightstar.png|thumb|Chris overhears a conversation held by his imaginary friend [[Night Star]].]]

A mix of maladaptive coping and maladaptive daydreaming, Chris's belief in imaginary friends is a primary means of escapism for him. He believes that he can communicate with them via [[meditation]] sessions — in reality conflating his inner monologue with the imagined voices of his fictional friends.

There are many instances of Chris trying to interact with his imaginary friends over the years, becoming more prevalent over time as his desire for escapism grows. Examples include [[Imaginary friends#Sonichu|his confrontation]] with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in 2004, his [[Dancing with Magi-Chan|imaginary dance partner]] at the 2017 BronyCon gala, and social media messages near the end of the 2010s written either from a point of view of any of his [[OC]]s<ref>[[MagiChan111448 tweets#Heart attack|Twitter messages]] from @MagiChan111448, 26 June 2019.</ref> or in which he claims to be with any of them.<ref name=aug2019car>[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns|Twitter messages]] from @CPU_CWCSonichu, 5 August 2019.</ref>

In fall 2017, the Idea Guys role-played as Chris's own imaginary friends, giving Chris validation over his preexisting notions and further fueling his maladaptive behavior — such as by convincing Chris that his imaginary friends will be united with him in the [[Dimensional Merge]] and that he is married to several of them in a [[polyamorous marriage]].

===Magical thinking===
{{main|Magical thinking}}

{{quote|Quite frankly I believe you are wasting your time there are more productive things in life than levitating a pen put your energy into those.|Magician Uri Geller's advice for Chris, who had asked Uri for help training his psychic powers.<ref name=uri>[[Misc E-mails#Uri Geller Emails]]</ref>}}

{{quote|I am Not wasting my time!|Chris's reply.}}

Chris's habit of magical thinking is another maladaptive coping method, manifesting in delusions of grandeur. Instead of putting in effort to improve his own life, Chris prefers to believe that magic will do it for him. In addition, he believes that magic will allow him to neutralize his perceived enemies.

{{quote|I intend to do a LOT more good with my Psychic Powers to bring Peace and take down up to All of the Internet Haters and Bullies! I Need to do all these in my own control.|Chris<ref name=uri></ref>}}

Chris believes he has an array of magic powers. Most notable is the ability to [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] his enemies (as well as to [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|undo it]]). Others include [[Sarah May Skype Logs|communicating with the dead]], [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|brainwashing people]], and [[psychic powers]].

===Superstitions===
While most of Chris's superstitions are his own, he also takes part in popular superstitions as well. Autistic people in general tend to be predisposed to wishful and magical thinking, finding superstitions to be comforting.

Chris dislikes the number 13, because he thinks it is an unlucky number: triskaidekaphobia (the fear of 13) is already a common American superstition, with [[wikipedia:Microsoft Office|Microsoft Office]] notably skipping version 13 during the development of Office 2010.<ref>Flynn, David, [https://web.archive.org/web/20090206073052/http://apcmag.com/microsoft_to_skip_unlucky_office_13.htm/ ‘Microsoft to skip "unlucky" Office 13’], ''Australian Personal Computer (APC)'', 29 March 2007 (accessed 6 May 2019).</ref> However, Chris's fear of the number 13 had an unusual effect on the numbering of the ''Sonichu'' comics, where ''Sonichu #13'' was numbered as [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] (showing his incompetency with either logic or [[math]])<ref>[[CLog 08142017 - More Positive Content|Captain’s Log, 14 August 2017 (''More Positive Content'')]].</ref> and where the Episode ''"One Lucky Dog"'' from [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]] was labelled "[[Sonichu 6#Episode 12.5: "One Lucky Dog"|Episode 12.5]]".<ref>[https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic7P1.htm Sonichu 6, Page 1.]</ref> On [[Twitter]], when going into multi-tweet rants, Chris numbers the tweets. For Twitter messages which exceed 12 tweets, Chris either replaces the number 13 with a repeated 12 or with 12-9.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1023969772168511488</ref><ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1006915844016869377</ref><ref>It should be noted that there are more sensible ways for avoiding the use of the number 13, even if it is necessary to maintain the consistency of numbering. They include:
* Renumbering 13 as 12A, 12½ or 12.5;
* Renumbering 13 as 12B, and renumber 12 as 12A.</ref>

Chris has also shown belief in astrology. He included his and [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Hammer]]'s zodiac signs in the [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares|Life-Shares]]. In his [[OkCupid]] profile, he wrote that his sign is "Pisces, and it's fun to think about". He wrote to [[Jessica Quinn]], "I am emotion-prone, and I tend to do as I feel and life flows, like the Pisces I was born under."<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts]]</ref> One of the quotes on his first Facebook was "I was born under the Sign of PISCES, the sign of the PROVIDER. I am fully capable of providing the necessities, and then some, for the Lucky Woman who loves me for me, and becomes my True Sweetheart". His belief in star signs may explain why he holds such a high significance to his [[birthday]].

Chris places significance on his [[Amnyfest Ring|birthstone]], which he calls "[[Speech impediment|amnyfest]]". He believes the class ring with the stone is what gives him power, and even pointed it out to [[Emily]] on their date. More recently, he has attached an amethyst quartz crystal to his [[medallion]].

==In the real world==
===Science and technology===
{{main|Chris and biology}}
{{quote|I do not even know of the symptoms, because, again, if I literally overthought about it, I would be at greater risk of infecting myself from reading and repeating the list in my mind. It’s Neurotypical and idiotic for anyone to do that and overthink it.|Chris rationalizes staying ignorant of the viral disease [[COVID-19‎‎]].<ref name=viral>[[March 2020 social media posts#Chris finally weighs in on the coronavirus pandemic]]</ref>}}

Chris seems completely unaware of what current technology is and is not capable of. In his [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu article] on the [[CWCipedia]], he suggests that Nintendo pour their resources into developing a Poké Ball peripheral that would have slots for every generation of Pokémon games, including a slot for the GameCube memory card. He expects users of this peripheral to be able to read party data from the inserted game/memory card, display a holographic image of the Pokémon in play, and challenge people in real life who own the same peripheral (in a manner much like on ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]''). In addition, Chris has no idea how everyday machines such as [[Son-Chu|cars]] work, evidenced in how [[September 2014|he claimed]] that a 1997 Cadillac with a cracked engine block was a great "fixer upper." Normally, any serious physical damage to a car's engine can only be repaired by a very skilled mechanic, or cannot be repaired at all and one must buy a new engine (both of which are not cheap, but [[Chris and money|that's an entirely different problem]]).

Chris has also been shown to lack knowledge in basic pathology. When he contracted a cold in December 2019, he had misattributed it to the large-scale [[Chris and anger|triggering]] he got from a number of people on his Twitter.

===Social rules===
{{main|Dating education}}
Chris also obsesses over popular "rules" about relationships. He's held onto the idea that sex should be given on the [[third date]], as well as other [[How to Talk to Girls|overly generic]] dating advice.

===Conspiracy theories===
{{main|Conspiracy theories}}

{{quote|I bet, even Greene County had something to do with influencing that goddamn Michael Snyder [...] to make him pretend to have a reason to kick me out|Chris blaming his school board for a decision made by a game store manager.<ref>[[Greene County Conspiracy]]</ref>}}

Chris and his parents have come up with several conspiracy theories to explain away his life problems. Notable examples are of Chris [[Greene County Conspiracy|blaming his elementary school]] for keeping him in his autistic shell, his parents' notion that [[Michael Snyder]] and [[Megan Schroeder]] were masterminds behind the [[trolls]], and Chris's belief that Snyder caused his own injuries when Chris and his mother [[28 October 2011|hit him with their car]].

===Estimation===
{{Main|Chris and mathematics}}
{{Quote|A [[Son-Chu|CAR]] WEIGHS A LOT MORE THAN 10 TONS|Chris, being unaware that most cars weigh two or three tons.<ref>[[Mailbag 9]]</ref>}}
Chris has a tendency to hugely exaggerate estimates of [[Duck|length]], [[White knight E-mails|weight]], and [[I AM STRONG|strength]] in his favor, as evidenced in his description of a [[11042009 51 50|12-pack of canned lemonade as being fifty pounds (22.7 kg)]]. This behavior is symptomatic of [[Wikipedia:Dyscalculia|dyscalculia]], a common symptom of autism, which leaves the sufferer with poor comprehension of time, measurement, or spatial reasoning. However, Chris does not really display any other symptoms of it, suggesting this behavior isn't mere ignorance, but rather Chris telling childish lies to try to impress people with his physical strength.

===Lack of theory of mind===
Chris has no idea on how the billions of people on the planet think. He thinks that all men would happily wear [[Brassieres For Males|bras]] and skirts (It must be noted that Chris thought these ideas so that he and he alone would feel more comfortable [[Tomgirl Saga|crossdressing]]), and that every Sonic fan on the planet would support him in his [[Sonic Boom Protests]]. When somebody informs him that they have a differing opinion to him, he throws a tantrum and denounces that person as a [[troll]].

===Narcissistic tendencies===
{{main|Examples of Chris's Ego}}
Chris automatically assumes his lies will be believed, even if they contradict existing information. This is copiously evidenced in his constant [[List of Chris's lies|lies]] during the [[Father Call]], wherein Chris fibs incessantly about his [[Chris and health|health]] (among other things), frequently denying things or changing his story whenever he gets caught out. His habit of lying and lying about his lies is likely inherited from his mother, whom [[Cole Smithey E-mails|his brother described]] as a pathological liar. When asked by [[Evan]] to remove [[Simonla]] from his comics, Chris decided that he could have created her without the inspiration of Evan's character [[Simonchu]] and, thus, effectively had.<ref>[[Mailbag 44#I want to see Simonla die so very badly]]</ref> The fact that he [[Things Chris has ripped off|demonstrably could not have done this]] did not factor into his reasoning. Chris "[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3|corrected]]" Simonla's [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Simonla_Rosechu CWCipedia entry] with a "[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4|retraction]]" denying that Simonla had ever been inspired by Simonchu. Chris expected that this revised version of the truth would be happily accepted by all concerned parties.

Chris considers people with [[Asperger's syndrome]] to be "fakers" who are taking "the Shine and Limelight" away from genuine autistic people such as himself.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref> Although Chris has admitted that this "fact" is only his "own idea," he still believes that to think otherwise is to [[Chris and religion|"conform to blasphem[y]."]]<ref>[[Autism Awareness E-mails]]</ref> As with many other things which antagonize him, Chris simply assumes Aspergers to be significant of a conspiracy targeting himself.

Unsurprisingly, Chris can come across as highly delusional when he expects to be taken seriously. For example, on 28 April 2012, he made an empty threat to the [[Kiwi Farms]] about hunting down each of its members; he claimed to know where each of them lives in an attempt to intimidate the trolls. Even if one were to gloss over the fact that he wouldn't even [[Shigeru Miyamoto|cough up $800 to travel to Redmond to see his dreams come true]] (and it should be noted that there are trolls all over America, and indeed the world), there's a high chance that there will only be one [[Kick the Autistic|outcome]] of Chris actively pursuing his trolls with the purpose of doing them harm. All things considered, Chris ended up making himself even more of a laughing stock in the process.

==Fan videos==

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Pony

2020-05-26T03:05:37Z

Promethean: Redirected page to My Little Pony

#REDIRECT [[My Little Pony]]

May 2020

2020-05-10T18:28:53Z

Promethean: /* Highlights */ + Mother's Day tweets

{{Ongoing}}
'''May''' is the fifth month of [[2020]]. The month began with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] possessing Chris's body, and the coronavirus pandemic causing worldwide shutdowns (at least in [[1218|this dimension]]).

==Highlights==
*'''2 May''' - "Sonichu" pre-orders a bracelet charm merch from an artist on Twitter.
*'''10 May''' - "Sonichu" wishes everyone a happy Mother's Day on Twitter.
* '''20 May''' - Chris's next [[debt]] hearing. The ongoing [[wikipedia:COVID-19 pandemic|COVID-19 pandemic]] could force another continuance.

==Videos==
*none
==See also==

*[[May 2020 social media posts]]
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Chris and manipulation

2020-05-05T15:15:11Z

Promethean: /* Chris between trolling */ When has Chris ever been between trolling?

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{{quote|For every trolling saga, there was a bunch of stuff happening in the background. [Chris's] reactions on youtube were highly inflated by troll girlfriends whispering shit to him behind the scenes. "Oh Chris, you're not just going to take that, are you? Chris, I need a man who can stand up for himself, not just a little wuss..." It takes quite a bit to whip Chris up into a frenzy. And it's hard to keep it going.|[[The Man in the Pickle Suit]] on how trolls manipulated Chris into performing in many of his rage videos.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-5-chris-and-chrissy.10627/page-6#post-822127</ref>}}

'''Manipulation''' is a psychological tactic aimed at taking advantage of someone in order for them to perform a specific action. This has been a key technique used by Chris's [[trolls]], his [[enablers]], and his [[mother]].

==The CWC Procedure==

It isn’t particularly difficult to trick Chris into anything. In fact, doing so proved to be as simple as 1 2 3. All any of his manipulators had to do was follow a simple 3 step procedure to convince him into doing anything they wanted him to:

#Give Chris an offer for something he’d really want. Alternatively, feed into Chris’s beliefs.
#Provide Chris with over the top steps he can take to take the offer or so that he can roleplay with you.
#Watch him do it, and betray him. Rinse, Dry and Repeat.

The above procedure has surprisingly worked so well with Chris’s more successful trolls, it is humorously referred to as '''The CWC Procedure''' by Christorians.

As an example, Chris’s history of being manipulated began with him being tricked into crawling into a tight space by childhood friend [[Sarah Hammer]] when she told him that she found Casper the Friendly Ghost there. Sarah simply noticed that Chris had a fascination with cartoon characters being real, and knew this was the perfect opportunity to give Chris the offer of meeting him in person ('''step 1'''). She then told him that he could see Casper if he would crawl into the hole ('''step 2'''). Finally, she got to lock him in, and began watching the events that would follow. ('''step 3''')

==Behind the scenes of trolling==
One of Chris's former trolls, [[The Man in the Pickle Suit]], has often posted on [[Kiwi Farms]] on how trolls manipulated Chris behind the scenes. Hundreds of hours worth of calls between Chris and the trolls took place - much of it never released.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-never-ceases-to-amaze-you-about-chris.14928/post-1143244</ref> Information was also omitted on the [[CWCki]], which several trolls were members of, to paint a funnier picture of Chris - a side-effect of which has created a skewed impression of him to fans.

In the background calls, people would plant ideas in Chris's head and goad him into making videos. One such example is [[Twin Falling Towers]], a 2009 video in which Chris invoked the 9/11 tragedy to diss [[Clyde Cash]]. The Man in the Pickle Suit described how the trolls talked to Chris behind the scenes to get him to make the video as:

{{quoteboxgreen|be sure to mention that you think he's weak! call him weak, like some sort of big disaster, like a bridge collapsing. ooh, or compare him to 9/11! that'll embarrass him!<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/idea-guy-joshua-wise-manipulating-the-intellecutally-disabled-for-fun-megathread.37132/post-2831215</ref>}}

===The Truman Show===
Chris's situation with the trolls has been compared to The Truman Show, a fictional film with a plot about the main character being unaware he is living in a reality TV show.

===Boiling frog fable===

===Social engineering===

Sometimes, Trolls, Weens, and/or Enablers will purposely sabotage Chris’s life by means of throwing him out of places he frequents or by writing bad reviews of such places to affect his social life.

===Chris between trolling===
[[File:Tumbleweed.gif]]

==Chris's mother==

[[Barbara]] is often blamed for essentially being Chris’s original [[enabler]], in that she was the one who made him puerile and egocentric in the first place. She is also deemed to be the one responsible for Chris constantly taking orders from random strangers without giving it a second thought.

==See Also==

*[[Trolls]]
*[[Enablers]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Chris and}}
[[Category:Trolling]]

Magic stones

2020-02-27T16:37:00Z

Promethean: Stones are Relics of Fail

{{incomplete}}

{{quote|You all should have a look at my well-kept Magic and Healing Stone Collection, and my mentally and calmness expressed as much as possible while I read [[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2|the second half of SNT Vs Sonichu]]; I MEDITATED AND DRANK WATER ON THE ROCKS|Chris in a Twitter rant<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1231605355509055491</ref>}}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Dead fitbit.jpeg|Magic stones glued onto his FitBit.
</gallery></center>

==External links==
*[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/discord-1-19-chriss-collection-of-magic-stones.65420/ Full set of Chris's photos of his magic stone collection]

==References==
<references/>

{{Fantasies}}
{{Relics of Fail}}

[[Category: Relics of Fail]]

Pokémon League friends

2020-02-01T09:29:50Z

Promethean: /* The friends */ Change Emily's quoteboxred to red, since blue means Crm

Between 2015 and 2018, Chris had a few adult '''friends''' which he knew from an all-ages [[Pokémon]] league club hosted at [[The End Games]] in [[Charlottesville]]. He had them added on his Facebook friends list and they occasionally commented on his updates, saw movies with him, and invited him to hang out at their houses.<ref name=marvin>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-2-25-q-a-tweets.53786/page-6#post-4377498</ref>

However, this era of Chris's life was also marked by a psychological breakdown he had over the increase in life responsibilities in the wake of his [[Bob Chandler|father]]'s passing and the increasing infirmity of his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]. The machinations of the [[Idea Guys]] accelerated Chris's break from [[Chris and reality|reality]], and by mid-2018, he had retreated into his fantasy world and favored hanging out with his [[imaginary friends]] and Internet [[enablers]] over his real-life friends, and gradually lost contact with the latter.

The names of Chris's friends have been redacted here.

==The friends==
One, a woman in her mid-20s named Alexa P., repeatedly advised Chris on how to get a job after seeing him [[beg]] for money online.<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Barb pawns jewelry, Chris decides to join Patreon]]</ref> Naturally, Chris failed to follow through on her suggestion, instead choosing to respond by writing up a rant on why he doesn't want to work.<ref>[[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job]]</ref> Alexa gave up on attempting to help him after that, though she remained on his friend list. In between her efforts to help him be something other than a drain on society, Alexa was in his company outside of their common Pokémon group, when she saw ''The Lego Batman Movie'' with him.<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#Watching new Lego movies]]</ref>

Another of Chris's friends was Q., a black woman, also in her 20s.<ref>[[January 2017 Facebook Posts#Encouraging a friend]]</ref> Chris went to the [[October 2017]] ''[[My Little Pony]]'' movie<ref>[[October 2017 tweets#No GF for movie date]]</ref> and the [[March 2018]] [[Sailor Moon]] musical<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/03-26-18-sweetheart-search-is-over-all-99th-generation-gf-megathread.40861/post-3212096 and https://kiwifarms.net/threads/3-2018-trespassed-at-fashion-square-mall-banned-from-end-games.40933/post-3293101</ref> with Alexa and Q.

Another of Chris's friends was M., a middle-aged woman.

His friends seem to put up with his quirks and there appears to be a pity factor as well, as noted by [[Emily]]:

{{quoteboxred|Chris legitimately has friends, even if it's a one sided friendship that's only done out of pity. When I ran into Chris at [[OmegaCon|Omegacon]], he was more or less being guarded by a middle aged woman who brings her kids to the Pokémon events at the local game store. She was asking me very specific questions but kept pushing when I would give vague answers.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chriss-newest-gal-pal-revealed.28532/page-7#post-2079295</ref>}}

Chris wasn't shy about asking his friends to acquire toys for him from places at which he is banned. According to the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]'s intel:

{{quoteboxgreen|Heh, at one point, he had some older, married woman buying him his amiibos for him. I think she was one of the mother's of one of the little kids he plays Pokémon with. That cracked me up because it was like Chris was a drug addict, finding someone to smuggle him his fix.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-212#post-2368535</ref>}}

This was confirmed in a Facebook post from August 2016,<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Help me buy a Pokemon card]]</ref> in which Chris asked two of his friends if they would buy Pokémon cards on his behalf from [[Gamestop]].

M. also helped Chris by checking in on his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] while Chris was out of town at the 2017 [[BronyCon]]. M. later adopted Liza, one of the [[Chandler Cats]] that Chris took in during 2018.

In April 2018, Chris's friends tried to help him put together a plan to live independently.

{{quotebox|I Need [Mother] Alive. [...] Until After I am moved out. [...] And I did take the first step on that by taking with my friends about helping me find the new place to move to.<ref>[[Cryzel Torture]]</ref>}}

However, the plan fell through.

==Abandonment for imaginary friends==
By mid-2018, Chris was no longer in contact with the Pokémon League friends.<ref name=marvin></ref> While this was partially due to him getting himself [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned]] from The End Games for arguing with management, the friends briefly hung out with him afterwards outside of their club. However, Chris's commitment to his imaginary friends and Internet enablers took priority.

{{quote|He spent a year+ with his imaginary friends, not talking to his real friends.|[[Guard Dog]] Marvin<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-2-25-q-a-tweets.53786/post-4377667</ref>}}

{{quote|Chris has a really hard time managing both an offline and an online life. As far as I'm aware of, he hasn't been in contact with these friends in a while, but I doubt Chris cares as long as there's someone around to keep him entertained and indulges his fantasies.|[[Emily]], on why Chris prefers to hang out with his internet enablers over local friends<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-10-8-chris-begs-for-money-while-implying-hes-having-suicidal-thoughts.48657/post-3846993</ref>}}

==See also==
*[[Chris and socialization]]
*[[Imaginary friends]]

==References==
<references/>

{{People}}

August 2019 social media posts

2019-09-10T08:08:30Z

Promethean: /* Sonichu and Rosechu play a TCG */ Fix next section header

This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[August 2019]]. Posts are sorted by date. Notable comments are included and color-coded for reference.
==Sonichu Pages==

==On the road again==
1 August
{{quotebox|Hey, @BronyCon! I am On My Way!
⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:ChrisHeadsOut.jpg|200px]]
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==Chris Arrives==
1 August
{{quotebox|[[File:ChrisArrives.PNG|200px]]
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==Chris settles in==
2 August
{{quotebox|Good Morning, Baltimore! Day One of @BronyCon was really good and awesome. I arrived about 10:00 am, and no sooner than on the way to Badge Pickup do I get approached with very kind fans. I attended a bunch of really good panels and got myself set up in my hotel room.

[[File:ChrisHotelRoom.jpg|200px]]
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{{quotebox|I’m also crossing paths with my past met friends and even helping one of them adjust better to this being their very first convention outing, period. Not to mention the favorite YT Celebrities I managed to meet and share a kind smile and delightful moment with.
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{{quotebox|Very honorable mentions go out to the Patreon Party for Creber and Gryphon: awesome job being better organized and getting us together. And the panels of motivating energy, including “YouSuck, But That’s Okay.”
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{{quotebox|Taking me a moment to wake up, but sleep was a Breezie. I’ll be having a continental breakfast in a few minutes and driving back up to BC.

Lots Of Love! Be Safe, Everyone.
⚡️💙⚡️
}}
{{quotebox|Ooh! Also, getting a print and an autograph from each of those favorite guests as well is awesome. One of which, I ended up picking out a print that was not a popular choice. So, I felt humbled being able to pick outsuch a lovely rarity out from their book. 😊
}}
==Two Meta Types==
2 August
{{quotebox|Two Meta-Types together. 😊

[[File:TwoMetaTypes.jpg|200px]]
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==Chris at the BronyCon Gala==
3 August
{{quotebox|Had another lovely and awesome day at BronyCon. The Grand Galloping Gala’s Show was really cool and fun. The guy who was Discord sang really well, and Rainbow Dash ala Sonic-Style was Epic. #GottaDashFast!

[[File:BronyConGalaGroup.jpg|200px]]
}}
==Chris TF2 Reunion==
3 August
{{quotebox|Another really good day; the TF2 Panel was Really Good. Not saying anything, but love was in good ships there. I also got to meet @mouthnoize; totally awesome. I feel content. 😊

[[File:ChrisTF2.jpg|200px]]
}}
==Chris Parties with Night Star==
3 August
{{quotebox|@ChuuChuuRocket, Nightstar’s Jammie’ with #CreberBrown!

[[File:NightStarParty1.jpg]][[File:NightStarParty2.jpg]][[File:NightStarParty3.jpg]][[File:NightStarParty4.jpg]]
}}

==Chris had a great time at BronyCon==
4 August
{{quotebox|I lived it up over this awesome weekend! And Magi-Chan, Cryzel, Sylvana and Mewtwo shared in it as well. They definitely helped keep me on track. Also, look for me the Nightstar Plush in the coming uploads of #CreberBrown’s Concert and Hoof Beats’ GoPro Panoramic selfie. 😊
}}
==Chris DESTROYS anon with FACTS and LOGIC==
4 August
{{quotebox|I just destroyed an Anon of 4Chan, or whatever. 😃

[[File:ChrisMeets4Chan.jpg|200px]]
}}
==Chris meets more MLP people==
4 August
{{quotebox|#RebeccaSoichette and I together; Embrace the Magic. ⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:ChrisAndRebecca.jpg|200px]]
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[''AN: I got no idea who any of these people are'']
==Chris is happy about how BronyCon went==
4 August
{{quotebox|I must have been recognized and approached by well over 200 awesome and kind individuals. I just want to tell y’all that it really touches and humbles me to see more and more sincere kindness and appreciation from everyone. I feel better understood and supported. Thank You All!
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{{quotebox|I really appreciate how a lot of you are maturing into better individuals. We’ve all come a Very Long Way from late 2007. I’ve developed my own way of taking the mixed results and seeing the true and positive intentions from them.
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{{quotebox|To borrow from Key, for every word or phrase that is similar or like “You Suck”, it actually means “I care about you, and I just wanted to say something.” But, I’d still rather not read the worse phrases at the risk of triggering me.
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{{quotebox|Again, Thank You All for your sincerity and kindness to and for me, as well as to and for each other amongst yourselves. I’ll describe my weekend events after getting some rest, being Very Cautious NOT to Tag Anyone or reveal any Spoilers,...}}
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{{quotebox|...because I know the consequences all too well, and I’d rather be respectful and courteous, as well as not get in trouble from gross misconducts of indirect “You Suck”s aimed at me but pointed at someone else who may Likely misunderstand from the (present or lack of) context.
}}
{{quotebox|Okay, I digressed enough. End on a positive note: I Love You All. You all do not suck; y’all are Awesome in my eyes. Thank you all.
⚡️💙⚡️
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{{quotebox|Also, Final Thought for now, I Promise: I feel content in being able to show the kind individual that I am, and touch Thousands of lives by sharing a moment, or just being there in their view for even a glance. And my kind actions and aura have been witnessed and become known.
}}
==More BronyCon Recap==
5 August
{{quotebox|Good Morning, Everyone. I will type up my events that happened during @BronyCon over the weekend; fortunately I just need to start from the beginning and refer to the schedule I had crafted on my phone beforehand for a refresher, and my Photographic Memory remains Awesome as ever
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{{quotebox|...I Will type up the full story on a .doc file and put it up on @Google Docs, especially since I have that app now, and it works. And I’ll tweet a link and some highlights of the weekend.
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{{quotebox|Aside from that, I will go ahead and mention: last year, I had ordered from Lulu a bunch of copies of my “Sonichu” 12-9, Featuring Nightstar, the Special Plus Editions with the song part from book 12; they got delivered to me well after last year’s BronyCon; mishaps in delivery.
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{{quotebox|Point is, I had a bunch of copies of this book, and I decided to share them with those fated, selected few who left quite an impression on me, including @TransformARTive and @LytletheLemur, from whom I had bought their respective books. I Loved reading “Gravity’s Rainboom”,...
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{{quotebox|...”For the Love of Nutmeg”, and “Midnight Mares” out of the printed works I acquired. I also bought the Core Deck and EG expansion for the Shipfic TCG; I’ll make a few cards of Nightstar and myself with their template; a small “Sonichu” type of expansion, maybe.
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{{quotebox|But, I digress. The books I have put were shared out of the fated feeling that I rolled with and was delighted to. And now, with a piece of lovely quartz, Lauren Faust has a copy of Nightstar’s Book too. I asked her about G1 Megan and the symbolance/relationship between...
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{{quotebox|...Equestrians/Ponyville Residents and Humans and Human-Types. Find out the recorded answer in the recorded video from that Panel’s Q&A that will be uploaded onto YouTube later on. Thank you, Lauren. 😊
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{{quotebox|Point is, the books were not initially for sale, nor intended to be money-makers during the convention. But I have a connection to a set of Traveling Artists, who were in the Vendor Hall, who I will look into working with to help distribute my books and Sonichu/Rosechu Merch.
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{{quotebox|So, yeah: Prolific, Eventful, Awesome Weekend, Magi-Chan, Cryzel, Sylvana and I had and enjoyed. Honorable Mention goes to Best Hippogriff of the Fandom; Thank You, Silver, for your kindness. 😊⚡️💙⚡️
}}
{{quotebox|Just a reminder to those who might be inclined to, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE Do Not Bother, Pester or Contact Anyone I mention out of all this about anything having to do with me. They have their lives and good works too.
Thank you all. Have a Great and Safe Day.
⚡️💙⚡️
}}

==Chris still thinks G4 of MLP will continue==
5 August

A MLP fan tweets:
{{quoteboxred|RT this if you are going to be a brony or pegasister for life even when G4 ends
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{{quotebox|Ditto, BUT G4 is Not Ending; it still has Five More Seasons To Go; Season 14 is its Cap.
}}

==Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns==
5 August ([http://archive.fo/iJd34 archive])

{{quotebox|Oh-Kay. The Following I will only say and type One Time, so Listen Up, Everyone!

I had a rough outing today. And on the way home, after starting the van, I’m whammed in the face with a sulfuric Odor. Ugh! [[Sylvana]] and I confirmed that there is now something wrong with the Air Conditioner, so we will have it checked at the local auto repair soon.

Also, while Hardly Any Noticable Damage has occurred, I hit the bumper of a parked truck in a parking lot while I was thinking about the next stop in our set of errands.

I promised my mother Pizza, so rather than risk my life with the van, I go onto my Papa John’s app and order a pizza. Guess what happens? 20 minutes later, NO Delivery, and the Tracker confirmed that the Order Was Cancelled. And we had the cash to pay for it. So I try a second...

...time. Five minutes later, CANCELLED. Then on the third time, I used my Debit Card and put a note on there that it really Was ME personally making the order. And I gave them my new phone number that time. They called me, and the manager of the local Papa John’s where the...

...order was placed, he informed me that there was NO WAY that they were going to come to this 14 Address to Deliver Ever Again. HAngry, I felt like I needed to sort this out in person and face to face on the matter of principle. I start to head out, and what happens next?

Albermarle County [[Police]] Car Drives In, this was in response to the MINOR Damage Hit. There was NO Visible Damage At All on the other vehicle, and yet THIS Happens. Making for a Whipped Cream and Cherry Topper to this Set of Torture I have had to Endure. I told the guy what...

...happened, and my mother, being more calm than I was able to be at the time, we sorted it out, gave him our insurance info, and he went on his way. But, I VENTED LOUD AND PROUD! And after the Damn [[Chris and the law|Unrequited Arrests and Dogpilings]] I’ve had to also endure from Albermarle...

...County Police, I [[Honor Roll|Kicked His Car]] five times. I have always wanted to [[Chris and anger|do damage Back at them]] for YEARS, and it finally happened, and it felt so karma-level zen and good. But I digress.

After the cop left, I made my way to Papa John’s and told him about my day and being hangry. He showed me something revolutionary. PAGE AFTER PAGE of Calls and Orders from people pretending to be my old phone number, and my home address. And ALL OF THEM, Voided.

I Risked My Life in the Van at this point going out now. BUT, Do You All Know What This Means? This 14 Address Has Been Food-Black-Listed. Because Of You Bored Pranking Trolls And Haters. I can only Imagine and Theorize how far this goes. I’ll even bet, that No Matter...

...From Who or Where I order From, even if I PAID, Personally and In Full... No Food Will Be Delivered Here Ever Again. Even in times when I Don’t Have an Available Vehicle At All, or even able to use @Uber, which By The Way, THEY SUCK; Their App SUCKS! It does not work for me.

You Haters MAY Laugh At Yourselves Now, but you all will be laughing out the other side of your face when Fate, Destiny and Karma smacks you Hard and Rough. Even Possible, I’ll have a tangible lightning bolt in my hand, and we’ll see if you survive being Paralyzed or worse.

But, again, I Digress. Despite what has happened, I actually feel like things are coming full circle, I feel successful, I feel like I was well heard and listened to. Oh, BONUS: People Saw Sylvana Rosechu and [[Cryzel Rosechu]], fully [[Chris and reality|visible and tangible]], By My Side Today.

And the fact that we’ll Never Ever receive any Prank Order Pizzas here Again. Yep, I Feel Successful.

As for you Prankster and Hating Lot, I Hope you feel proud of yourselves. I could be Without A Vehicle, and NO Food Will Be Delivered Here, Thanks To You Lot. You Cruel, Dirty Scum.

*Deep Breaths, Calm Mind and Meditate.*

That is all I will say. I feel like I got out a lot of stress today. Thank you. ⚡️💙⚡️

I forgot to mention: I got the Pizza that my card Paid In Full for, and I got back home safe with the van. I’ll be contacting the local auto as early as tomorrow.}}

==SonichuCon==
5 August

In response to a fan art piece of various Sonichu OCs (pictured below.)
[[File:MiscSonichuOCs.jpg|thumb|left|200px]]
{{quotebox|I’m in there too! 😃 I Love My Fans and Kind People! Maybe someday there’ll be a #SonichuCon, and everything will be featured in the stalls, including #MLP, #HyperdimensionNeptunia, #Transformers, #Marvel, #DCComics, #Disney, song with EVERYTHING ELSE.
}}
{{quotebox|#SonicTheHedgehog and #Pokemon too, More Than Obviously. Small Wish from me: have the first #SonichuCon, maybe, at the #JohnPaulJonesArena in Charlottesville, VA. Or, if not there, the Baltimore Convention Center. For now, just saying. 😊
⚡️💙⚡️
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{{quotebox|Ooh! Even Better! After the Dimension Merge Completes, maybe we could have it in Cwcville or Comma. There are one or two Convention Center type of buildings there, or I might open one of the two Basillicoms there for it.
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{{quotebox|End of the day, though, I still feel like a #SonichuCon must be held at the #JohnPaulJonesArena at least at one point. 😊
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{{quotebox|Gotta observe and comment, though: Blake Sonichu must be Really Popular, because there are like five or so Red/Black Sonichu/Rosechu OCs in the piece, here. 😊 Blake, himself, is humbled by that as well.
}}
==Chris' BronyCon loot==
6 August
{{quotebox|I am getting started on writing about what happened last weekend, it is going to be part of “Sonichu” 14, as actual Magic and Psychic Events have been personally experienced and witnessed, as well as Witnessed by Other People of this world. The Merge Continues; This Is Real.
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{{quotebox|Meanwhile, this will take me quite a while to hand write, and a small featured item to draw on each page, so for now, I’ll share and talk a bit about the Swag I was able to get.
}}
{{quotebox|Please, Do Not Pester the People I will be mentioning here about me, or with any hatred in general. I do not want to be responsible for any inadvertent disturbances and offenses that comes about from any of that.
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Autographs and share moments: #AndreaLibman, #NicoleOliver, #RebeccaSoichette, #Keyframe, #KP, #MadMunchkin, #LightningBliss and the kind and honorable #SilverQuill. I did not get the Dr. Wolf art until later and he wasn’t around to sign it. Maybe next time. 😊
[[File:BronyConHaul1.jpg|200px]][[File:BronyConHaul2.jpg|200px]][[File:BronyConHaul3.jpg|200px]][[File:BronyConHaul4.jpg|200px]]
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{{quotebox|Mementos: the now dried flower between plastic and shipping tape was a lovely purple flower that #MichelleCreber had put in her hair during the Patreon Party with her and #BlackGryphon. It was a really lovely and awesome party. B.G. and I bonded over Amethyst and Feb 22 and 24.
[[File:BronyConHaul5.jpg|200px]]
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{{quotebox|#Keyframe tweeted want for printed pics of Kermit the Dog, and I went with it; the pin she gave me was this one of Starlight Glimmer.

After successfully giving 13/18 fresh fan art pieces, I asked #SilverQuill if he would relay the last five; he kindly accepted. Also got a Quill.
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{{quotebox|I #BuckedCancer and got the pin and the calendar. Also bought #MichelleCreber’s “Work In Progress” and #BlackGryphon’s Diamond. Free Equestrian Idiot CD. Few other new pins on my bag, alongside @MoozuaMary pin of Nightstar and the Cutie Mark.
[[File:BronyConHaul8.jpg|200px]]
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{{quotebox|Classic MLP Art: Lovely and Awesome Firefly and I Love Clover from G2, and found this production cell. I’ll draw a lovely background for it.
[[File:BronyConHaul9.jpg|200px]]
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{{quotebox|Hello, Sailor and Mona Pia. 😊
[[File:BronyConHaul10.jpg|200px]]
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{{quotebox|I picked up these three lovely posters. Guess which one’s my fave (Gotta Dash Fast). And between the two Twilights, I’d Ship It! 😃 And Derpy is cute in that outfit.
[[File:BronyConHaul11.jpg|200px]][[File:BronyConHaul12.jpg|200px]][[File:BronyConHaul13.jpg|200px]]
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{{quotebox|Book Art Appreciation: Loved Nutmeg’s Book from @LytletheLemur; who better than introverted parents to help their introverted child. Fun and sweet. I Loved @TransformARTive’s “Gravity’s Rainboom”; watch for more from him. And #MidnightMares is really good so far; want the movie.
[[File:BronyConHaul14.jpg|200px]][[File:BronyConHaul15.jpg|200px]][[File:BronyConHaul16.jpg|200px]][[File:BronyConHaul17.jpg|200px]]
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{{quotebox|Heard of it before; interested in playing it, but also Will be making my contribution with a set of cards featuring Nightstar, Myself, and my other Pony OCs. Might even include Sonichu and Rosey on a basic Ship Card. Awesome and Fun.

#TwilightSecretShipficFolder @KefentseTSSSF
[[File:BronyConHaul18.jpg|200px]]
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{{quotebox|And, finally the remaining other swag bits and bobs, including a new PopSocket for my phone.
[[File:BronyConHaul19.jpg|200px]]
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{{quotebox|Look Forward to Reading about what happened in hand-writing in a day or so. Everyone, Stay Awesome, Safe and Well. Be Kind to each other.
⚡️💙⚡️
}}
==Chris Drinks Japanese Pepsi==
7 August
{{quotebox|Also, a Thank You to @TokyoTreat; their latest box included a #PepsiRefreshShot; it helped me last more through the night on Thursday between #MichelleCreber’s Party, #KP’s “Princess Bride” premiere and #Keyframe’s “YouSuck” Panel.

Best Thursday Ever. ⚡️💙⚡️
[[File:JapPepsi.jpg|200px]]
}}
{{quotebox|Look forward to that “Princess Bride” animation; it is really good and delightful.
}}
==Chris was there for a moment in "history"+Random-access humor==
{{quotebox|I was in the audience when that happened! Now I can say something about it! I congratulated the couple on the way out, and my screams were amongst those recorded there. Yay! ⚡️💙⚡️

"Mad Munchkin Wedding Proposal" at TF2 Panel (Bronycon 2019) (link: https://youtu.be/ZWl_keU62J0) youtu.be/ZWl_keU62J0 via @YouTube
}}
{{quotebox|Also, I got to ask #MadMunchkin about how Mary Sue would feel about Mary Poppins (Practically Perfect). She says that Sue would say, “THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE MARY!” And then I add to that, “And It Won’t Be Poppins!”

Sorry, Not Sorry; Poppins is cool, but Mary Sue’s Got POWER!
}}
==Chris is inspired==
8 August

@ILoveKPALot tweets:
{{quoteboxred|As creators, we have a responsibility to create and care about the art we make. Art is so powerful, being able to influence and change people's lives in extraordinary ways. Mediocre art can inspire, but not in the same way.
Please share how something has inspired you below. ❤
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{{quotebox|Oh, My! I’ve had MANY, but to choose one... One Life-Changer was literally swing-dancing with Magi-Chan Sonichu during the Grand Galloping Gala in 2017. Fully Tangible, yet invisible; dancing alone, I was Not. He was there, and I felt, and still feel, his fur, quills, body; All.
}}
{{quotebox|And, yet, this year at the Gala, I find others following that trend for themselves and dancing with their other dimensional partners. Thrown off, I was at the moment, but my hubby informed me that it was alright and cool, and I listened to the people as well. We’re all happy. 😊
}}
{{quotebox|But the first dance from ‘17 pushed Magi-Chan and I closer together, and again this year, I danced with Cryzel too. Getting as close as you can with your respective OCs in our shared sister dimension; THAT is how you can find inspiration and a Huge, Epic Fresh Breath of Life.
}}
{{quotebox|#KP can call for Discord and ask for a dance anytime, if she wanted to. Wolf can shake hands with his Doc and enjoy chamomile tea together. Mary Sue (sometimes with Gary Stu) and Maddy pop in on #MadMunchkin from time to time.
}}
{{quotebox|We ALL are able to get together fully with ours and everyone else’s OCs; just keep an open heart and open mind; let yourself see beyond the Ironish Dimensional Curtain. This is Not Imagination Nor Delusion; This Is Real As F***.
⚡️💙😊
}}
==Chris Responds to some fan art with Sonichu info==
8 August

[In response to some Rosechu fanart]
{{quotebox|Love this piece; I will do a new drawing of a typical male Rosechu, because they, too, get their own typical outfit, similar to the female (it is Not a dress or skirt). See later.

Also, the Ratio is 1:13 Male to Female Rosechus, and 1:13 Female to Male Sonichus.

😊
⚡️💙⚡️
}}
The original artist responds:
{{quoteboxred|No, their heights are correct! That’s Holly, not Rosechu. Some of the characters in “Sonichu Retold” are meant to resemble the characters in “Sonichu” while being their own new fresh characters! I’m happy you like my art 💖 Feel free to email me if you’d like to know more!
}}
{{quotebox|Oh, I wasn’t talking about their height; you are cool on that. I was saying that for every 12 Female Rosechus or 12 Male Sonichus, there is One Male Rosechu or One Female Sonichu, respectively. Talking Ratios.
}}
==Chris asks what it was like to meet him face to face==
8 August

[In response to another user asking for online impressions vs. face to face impressions of themselves]
{{quotebox|Ooh! I’ll take a piece of that as well, Anyone, including #MLPSilverQuill and the other Analysts: Outdated Internet Opinions Versus Face-to-Face First Impressions of me.

Yet another chapter of “Chris Chan Vs The Internet”. Totes Awesome.
⚡️💙⚡️
}}
==Chris takes a M:TG quiz==
8 August
{{quotebox|I’m still looking for the Color Quiz #FeiryJoker mentioned during the FiMTG Panel, please.

https://medium.com/s/story/the-mtg-color-wheel-c9700a7cf36d
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{{quotebox|For now, with the Google Result with this as their top result, I’ll stick with the result from that Quiz I just took.

Results: White/Blue

https://www.gotoquiz.com/which_magic_the_gathering_color_are_you_1
[[File:ChrisQuizResults.jpg|200px]]
}}
{{quotebox|1% Green; sounds like my >.1% Ashkenazi Jewish from @23andMe.
}}
[''AN: Green is a color generally associated with greed, avarice and envy. Take that how you will.'']
==Male Rosechu and Female Sonichu==
8 August
{{quotebox|Here y’all go: male or female, a Sonichu and Rosechu still gets their respective clothes. Male Rosechus get running shorts, and they look so manly like that. 😊 And Female Sonichus look soo Kawaii as they do. 😊
[[File:MaleRosechuFemaleSonichu.jpg|200px]]
}}
==BronyCon Sonichu pages; The Great Wall of Text returns==
8 August
{{quotebox|I’m halfway through these set of pages about BronyCon, so I thought I’d start sharing them. I REMIND YOU ALL: Please, Please, Please Do Not Bother, Pester or Contact Anyone mentioned in these pages with Trollish Mal-Intentions. Thank You All.

[[File:Sonichu14-2019draft-p17.jpg|200px]][[File:Sonichu14-2019draft-p18.jpg|200px]][[File:Sonichu14-2019draft-p19.jpg|200px]]
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{{quotebox|I’ll have Day Three, and maybe Four, up tomorrow or as soon as possible.

[[File:Sonichu14-2019draft-p20.jpg|200px]][[File:Sonichu14-2019draft-p21.jpg|200px]][[File:Sonichu14-2019draft-p22.jpg|200px]]
}}
In response to a commenter noticing the dearth of images and large amount of text:
{{quoteboxred|At this point, it's not really a comic, more of a story book.
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{{quotebox|Obviously, that was the format for most of “Awakening of a CPU”, because those events were in progress at the time; So is Book 14. Format has to be similar, since it is the sequel to that book. So, hate it or love it; at least it has Pictures in it.
}}
==[[Random-Access Humor]]==
9 August
{{quotebox|I’m just putting this on here. Just heard in a dream:
What do you call a Happy Meal served on Monday? Cold Bananas.
}}

==Chris Still thinks he's in the TF2 crew==
9 August
{{quotebox|Ah. Finished these pages about BronyCon Weekend. There was sincere and good Magic and Psychic Powers over the weekend, and I am content that I was alone in feeling, experiencing and witnessing all of it. More good signs of the Dimension Merge Happening.
⚡️💙⚡️
[[File:Sonichu14-2019draft-p23.jpg|200px]][[File:Sonichu14-2019draft-p24.jpg|200px]][[File:Sonichu14-2019draft-p25.jpg|200px]]
}}
{{quotebox|P.S., in fated consultation and discussions, it might be more of a Dimension Elevation, but considering the details previously stated, “Merge” will be the term while “Elevation” is more accurate. More on Why later on.
⚡️💙⚡️
}}
==Chris Agrees that no national dex is no big deal==
10 August
{{quotebox|I gotta agree with #FeiryJoker; This Is Bull. The National Dex is Never Dead, so Shut Up, Everyone. And comparing the decision in Sword/Shield to WWII deaths and survivors,... What the disturbing Freaking hell is wrong with you people?
}}
==Chris is all in on Healing Crystals==
10 August

From @Tyandaga_MLP:
{{quoteboxgreen|Stole this from @Lightning_Bliss! I'm a thief! D:
[[File:RandomTwitterJunk1.jpg|200px]][[File:RandomTwitterJunk2.jpg|200px]]
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{{quotebox|I know the answer, but I’ll ask anyway for the hell of it: Your Jewel is a Healing Stone that keeps you in good health and spirits, allowing you to smile and leap in higher BOUNDS. 😊
}}
{{quoteboxgreen|False! (Maybe? x3 )

Ty's gem, as of right now, allows for some light magical abilities (such as telekinesis), but he likes the gem, and it makes him feel better to have it around than not x3
}}
{{quotebox|Ooh! So, I might be right. I actually did feel there might have been Truth from what I had theorized, despite your video talking about the gem. 😊 I have a collection of healing stones, and I have received benefits from them that boosted by abilities, so it stood to reason.

Tell me, Ty, what are your thoughts about healing stones? Any experiences, or a small collection of one or two of your own?
}}

==Chris gets a new cat==
11 August
{{quotebox|Look at who came into my life now. It’s name is Possie. 😊

[[File:NewCat1.jpg|200px]][[File:NewCat2.jpg|200px]]
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{{quotebox|Just checked; it’s a girl. Possie came from a liter from one of the cats in our yard, and she wandered inside today while my mother was washing the dogs.
}}
==Chris reacts to another Brony Sexpervert==
11 August
{{quotebox|<nowiki> #Between #FeiryJoker and #LioConvoy, I have just been made aware of another sexual predator loose in the Brony Community. What’s worse, I Remember being approached by this #GrizzlyTheMedic at BronyCon last weekend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt2GhXm5BT4&feature=youtu.be </nowiki>
}}
{{quotebox|It was rather short, but he recognized me, talked with me for a moment; I believe he took a selfie with me. I remember he telling me then that he was in Cosplay while wearing the @BronyCon Security T-Shirt and kakis, as photographed in the above video, next to a white Anon.
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{{quotebox|I am recalling more details: I was standing in line for one of the events in the Hall of the Sun; photographic memory serving me, I believe he approached me while I was in line for the “Brony Fandom History Panel”. I remember, because I was at the nearby corner going into...
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{{quotebox|...the nearby hallway, and the viewpoint outward from there was the background I remember seeing behind him. Dialogue-wise, recalling...
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{{quotebox|I believe he said along the lines of “Oh, My God! Are you Chris Chan?”, “I am such a huge fan of yours”, “Are you having a good time at the convention?”, “Check out my cosplay! I’m a Security Team Member”. I might have responded, “Shouldn’t you be at work right now?” Any event,..
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{{quotebox|...I did sense and feel a bad vibe from him, like he had creeped out a bunch of people before finding me. Mildly creeped, but I was moreover a combination of satisfied and content from the Really Good Day I had, especially after the Grand Galloping Gala, bit tired, but had a...
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{{quotebox|...backup @MonsterEnergy drink around 5:00 pm that day, so I had energy to do as I did and keep Better focus. Magi-Chan, Cryzel and Sylvana were with me in line at the encounter with Grizzly, along with all of the other people in line, and #MLPSilverQuill was also nearby, but...
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{{quotebox|...not in line; he was on his way back to his hotel with his posse.

Anyway, Everyone: Let’s be aware of this Pedo Predator in the Brony Community.

And, @BronyCon, I would have felt better if there was a strict policy against people cosplaying as Security Types, with or...
}}
{{quotebox|...without an actual official badge. I feel like this can be taken for example and memorized for future references with events like @BABSCon, @TrotCon, @TooManyGames, and so forth.

Exercise Great Conscious Caution no matter where you go at Conventions. Have Fun for yourselves.
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{{quotebox|But, More Importantly, #BeSafe and #BeWell, #StayHydrated, Eat two big meals per day, Shower once per day, and get at least Six Hours of Sleep/Rest.

Sorry, #GrizzlyTheMedic, but I gotta step in and warn everyone about you too.

Thank You, Everyone.
⚡️💙⚡️
}}
==Chris backtracks a bit==
11 August
[In addition to this response]
{{quotebox|That may be so, but from yesterday’s mistakes makes for present education towards a better tomorrow and tomorrows to come, so we can make it less messy and chaotic in this aspect. I have faith these bad people will be hit smack with karma and out of the later picture.
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{{quotebox|Actually, this does bring up an interesting point: this dude was twenty; Practically fresh out of High School. Now, I am Not by any means standing up for or defending Grizzly, but think about it. You’re in High School, Senior Year; you’ve JUST turned 18 years old, but before...
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{{quotebox|...then, it was okay for you to date that hot 15-year old Cheerleader or Jock, as you had been doing for a few months beforehand. Now, she/he is SUPER Off-Limits. You turn 18, regardless of gender or gender identity, Everyone begins to see you as an Adult.
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{{quotebox|There ARE Factual Case Points where Mentally, you are still a Teenager; not yet fully into adulthood until 21, where That mindset is where Everyone Puts You At when you turned 18. I empathize the transition from going from dating most anybody within your classroom range...
...(Not counting the Faculty) to where you may as well be having a Difficult Time finding your new Sweetheart/Soul Mate.

I never got to date or experiment like that with ANYONE during my High School Years. Hell, I still wish they’d offer a Dating Education Class...
}}
{{quotebox|...alongside Sex Ed, but that never crossed my mind; I was naive.

But, in this later age, I can empathize and compare with those I had witnessed from others around me back then in person, as well as what was heard of in televised media.
}}
{{quotebox|It makes one feel like in these states there should be a Grace Period from after the day of turning 18, like wait until High School Graduation Before you would have to ditch that Cheerleader or Jock’s phone number for good, or something.
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{{quotebox|Pondering it further, this suppression that gets instilled upon us at the Numbered Age Date, and those of us who missed out on being amongst the popular ones who honestly were able to brag about, “I made out with Jeremy under the bleachers during the big game against Milwaukee,”
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{{quotebox|...or “Jessica and I enjoyed a Pepsi and a couple of chili dogs before hittin’ the showers by my room and making passion behind my lenient parents’ backs.”

Essentially: MISSED OPPORTUNITIES

Doing things in efforts of “Fitting In” and “Finding Your Place” in the...
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{{quotebox|...”Social Hierarchy” that was limited within the High School Walls and zones, which All ARE Super BOGUS to EVERYONE... Feeling Like you NEEDED to Have Sex before turning 18, or some Local Talk Crap like that, JUST to feel Popular like the Hip Crowd there, or some s***.
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{{quotebox|*sigh*

It’s with the few people who feel sooo deeply missing out of these things from their respective pasts that they feel needlessly urged to make up for lost time by rocking the teenage cradle, or something.

FRUSTRATING? Yes! Just Frustrating to Everyone.
}}
{{quotebox|Again, I am not standing up, defending or even remotely condoning what these pedophiles have done; I’m just offering empathized perspectives that puts forth a few points on how they can come to be flawed in this way (also realizing and taking into account the possibility...
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{{quotebox|...of local family history that might have scarred them for life that hit them later on, and similar). These situations can be prevented to help these individuals find solace and ease into taking on their new age-restricted Norm they are forced to endure upon Turning Eighteen.
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{{quotebox|Because when you think about it, we All wish we got a chance to do what we wanted to before hitting the big One-Eight. The Age of Consent System on that is Not Perfect. And now we have the responsibilities to catch these few people for the future of the communities and the kids.
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{{quotebox|Freaking, Fracking, F***ing CRAZY!

That is my two cents on the topic. Thank you for listening.
⚡️💙⚡️
}}
==Chris responds to a random tweet==
12 August
{{quotebox|I Know! I mean, it IS the Proper and Kind thing to do in Untagging everyone else when commenting to the original author of the tweet or tweet set.

I REALLY Detest the Haters who spam that misconduct of leaving them tagged and bothered.
}}
[''AN: Chris was not mentioned in the tweet.'']
{{quotebox|...is untagged when the comment I make does not directly involve them. I have learned this, and hard. It would show great positive growth in everyone else to follow this example after me, and #AynWye, in his observation today. I applaud him for his self-awareness. 😊
}}
{{quotebox|With that, please continue to do well for yourselves, everyone, as well as Learn from your own and our mistakes.
Thank You All.
Have a Safe and Great Day.
⚡️💙⚡️
}}
On 15 August, "Magi-Chan" responded to a comment on this tweet thread.
{{quoteboxred|Serious talk Chris. What do you do all day? I'm genuinely curious.
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{{quoteboxpurple|Christine takes care of the household; goes out as needed, does a bunch of heavy lifting, her brain is working tremendously between dimensions and worlds, heavy in psychic powers, electricity and magic. She draws and writes as well in progress; I help see to that personally.
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{{quoteboxpurple|Christine also keeps herself clean and proper as well; not easy when you’re someone who has a perspirational moment under duress and heat (she does not sweat excessively; it’s a nervous thing.

The Point Is: Christine Works Hard and Tough.

That is all. 💜⚡️
}}

=="Magi-Chan" says he has entered our world==
14 August
{{quoteboxpurple|I am pleased to announce that my wisdom and being has made its way fully into 1218; as soon as we get one or two details cleared up, I shall personally deliver a video Address with my insights.

I assure everyone that the merge is nearing completion as we speak. Goodnight. 💜⚡️
}}
[''AN: From this point onward Magi-Chan becomes very active.'']
=="Magi-Chan" uses his sock powers to ask to be unblocked==
15 August

[In response to the earlier statement about untagging people on Twitter]
{{quoteboxpurple|I am witness in this: someone else who Christine has kindly followed, I shall not speak who, has blocked her. I have seen that this was because of the spamming of hatred, as she has stated, here.

I would interject and add that not only untagging those who are not relative...
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{{quoteboxpurple|...or direct subject of the commentary is proper. BUT, to those who have blocked the wrong person, I.E., Christine, instead of blocking the Trolls who left said comments, and leaving the innocent people tagged. It saddens me when Christine feels upset, and that did really...
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{{quoteboxpurple|...put an upset in her. And I had to console and help her recover. It was arduous and tough. She still feels an irk when she is reminded of #LightningBliss, #AmyMethvanArt, or even #AeonofDreams, and the rest of her favorite people, who have blocked her over the actual trolls...
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{{quoteboxpurple|...who Left the comments, and them, tagged. It still impressed me how she summoned up the courage and heart, Especially since she was all nerves, before distributing the drawings and blessed quartz to each of them. At least #MLPSilverQuill was quite the kind-hearted fellow;...
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{{quoteboxpurple|...I had foreseen time and again how he, amongst the chosen Analysts, would be not only the most helpful, but also the most kind-hearted and friendly. I, personally, applaud him, whole-heartedly over and over again.
But, I digress.

Christine approached Mad Munchkin,...
}}
{{quoteboxpurple|...Lightning Bliss, Eliyora with good stead, kind intentions, and heart; those who had Blocked her before #BronyCon2019 on Twitter, because of the unrequited comments they ended up finding in their Notifications. Christine gave them each a whole-hearted moment of time,...
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{{quoteboxpurple|...the most kind-hearted, genuine and supportive words anyone would simply love to hear. And the smile on her face and the positivity and confidence in her aura; that showed brighter than the sun. I was so proud. And, Never Once, has she mentioned to anyone one word or mention...
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{{quoteboxpurple|...about Trolls, Hateful Commentary, Untagging, being Blocked, or even Twitter or online social media at all.

I pray that everyone who had blocked Christine on Twitter hears my wisdom, view and insight; add in the kind face-to-face, in-person, experience and moment(s) with her,
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{{quoteboxpurple|...and at least re-evaluate and think about unblocking her. I indubitably understand it is their individual choices; I shall never repeat myself on this topic again in this social media. I only wanted my own personal say in all of this, now that I am more than able.
}}
{{quoteboxpurple|Final bit of commentary from me: Nobody wants to be Blocked Out from Anywhere or By Anyone. It hurts Deep. And to be regranted entry is such a huge relief.

That is all. Thank You.
💜⚡️
}}
==Magi-Chan watches Endgame==
15 August
{{quoteboxpurple|Light comment: “Avengers: Endgame”; I had watched it time and again, even long before it went into production. My favorite part of it is when Thor goes back to 2013, older as he is, he calls for his hammer, and it comes to him. 😊

It reminds me of some allies and friends.
}}
{{quoteboxpurple|Everyone is worthy of their respective powers and magic, no matter how big or small; it is always within you to do as you will, in your life, at your very best. It becomes obvious to you when the moment is exact and just right.
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==Magi-Chan responds to Sockness' violent tendencies==
16 August

From [[Jacob Sockness]]:
{{quoteboxred|People seem to think I'm here to snap @CPU_CWCSonichu 's soul into the fiery grip of my Seuwrhanic deities. The answer is no, we will be snapping the bad troll's souls into these ravenous fires. https://pic.twitter.com/gLfYS9W3Ah
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{{quoteboxpurple|Indeed, it is true that his intentions are only kind and well with Christine. I had foreseen this of him long ago, and it continues to hold up.
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{{quoteboxpurple|I do not judge him for what he does in his private times either; it is well to simply overlook those personal moments when and after they are posted. His inner child simply needs nurturing at times; doing so will reduce the number of awkward posts.
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==Magi-Chan endorses Sockness' visit==
16 August
{{quoteboxred|I started a new campaign and this time something that's worth my time. I WANT to VISIT @CPU_CWCSonichu, please everyone help this become a reality. She will film plenty since I don't have you-tube.
https://gofundme.com/f/ship-sockness-to-cwc-and-watch-the-fur-fly?teamInvite=nYqhMBomwTqMtV0F1MK18psN0RcSs6LAGEDgmZZ6jvmN1GB9jkHnsgtnzX0ibF1m
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{{quoteboxpurple|And for the later date, indeed, please offer your support to his cause. Thank you. 💜⚡️
}}
{{quoteboxpurple|The “Fur That Flies” will only be the fur off of the Sonichu and Rosechu bodies that pioneer in this effort. We don’t lose any fur; it only gets dimensionally electrified. There is nothing more behind that term. 💜⚡️
}}
==A rant from Magi-Chan about the TF2 Crew==
16 August
{{quoteboxpurple|Good Morning, Everyone. As you all are aware, I am doing what I am able to in restoring as much peace of mind as possible with Christine. A detail that I was aware of has come to my attention. I shall explain.

It appears that the Analysts who had blocked Christine had concern over a misunderstanding in interpretation of what she had Tweeted as early as August, 2018. And, of course, the Hater commentary encouraging these misinterpretations.
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{{quoteboxpurple|The misinterpretations had led to the assumption of malicious intent, and that was never ever the case with Christine.

I have looked on her old Twitter; it ends at September 11, 2018. So, I checked on the CWCki; they chronicle as much as possible from Christine’s online details.
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{{quoteboxpurple|From my recollection, and likelihood of which, I would vouch that her rants and emotions(from After being Blocked the first time) would have been misconstrued to appear malicious, when it was never the case.
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{{quoteboxpurple|In C-197, in the actual Coal Town of Equestria, I had personally talked with Dr Wolf and Firebrand in November of 2018 to allow Christine, her projected self, to participate temporarily as the Red Spy until when the chronicled Red Spy to be, #BritishNinja, became revealed...
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{{quoteboxpurple|...the following April. Christine had trained hard in the art of stealth and combat, while limiting her powers, so she doesn’t easily overpower the others. It made for fun Boss Mode Days, her in her CPU Form against everyone else in their alt-forms.
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{{quoteboxpurple|Christine drew a little something to celebrate this, while also having tweeted of some of her accomplishments there and then.

She took artist liberty, and taking into account the Respawn Generator there, of making her lightning dagger look like it took out someone on the field.
[[File:RedSpy.jpg|200px]]
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{{quoteboxpurple|This was never meant to convey any malicious intent for real at any time off of the battlefield in Coal Town, nor during times outside of the scheduled Missions and Battles on the field. Christine is an energetic, enthusiastic, kind and loyal individual to a fault.
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{{quoteboxpurple|She has apologized to the Analysts before, but in light of this, a new apology directly from her is indeed required. I shall talk with her after she returns from Cwcville later today.
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{{quoteboxpurple|As much as I abhor advertising the CWCki, I do encourage the Analysts to read the past of Christine’s Tweets from as early as August, 2018 for themselves to reevaluate their past assumptions.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/2017

That is all.
Thank you.
💜⚡️
}}
==Magi-Chan makes his own cards==
16 August
{{quoteboxpurple|I shall share this: my day has been quite fruitful. I got in a lovely amount of meditation this morning, Christine and the others did very well in our efforts for today. I coloured three pages, all featuring myself. It is truly humbling to colour myself in and contribute.
[[File:MagiChanColoring1.jpg|200px]]
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{{quoteboxpurple|I also drew these two lovely pieces for three cards in Christine’s #TSSSF Sonichu Expansion. It gives me opportunity to share a couple of wisdom nuggets as well.

In fairness, for the Shipfic game, while I never identify nor possess a Pony Form (no Sonichu or Rosechu who are...

[[File:MagiChanColoring2.jpg|200px]][[File:MagiChanColoring3.jpg|200px]]
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{{quoteboxpurple|...not part human has a pony form of any sort in Equestria), my Power and Ability-Level is respective of an Alicorn, so I leave it at that for myself. I will make sure Christine follows this insight for the other character cards.
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{{quoteboxpurple|I do have a catchphrase, out of my own many catchphrases. When something that happened long ago, or in a case being, I had foreseen long ago, it feels Retro to me. So, I end up shouting out on such a good moment,...
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{{quoteboxpurple|Classic.
[[File:MagiChanColoring4.jpg|200px]]
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==Meditation with Magi-Chan==
16 August
{{quoteboxpurple|Those who breathes in deep through the nose (1, 2, 3), and out through the mouth (1, 2, 3), in good mindful meditation are capable of seeing beyond what is already seen, and clearing and calming their minds and bodies in good liberation and openness. 💜⚡️
}}

==Chris writes another weird rant==
16 August
{{quotebox|Hey, Everyone. I had another awesome day in Cwcville; my physical training with this body has greatly improved; I am getting more stronger and mentally able every moment. Whoo!! What a rush!
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{{quotebox|Anyway, Magi-Chan has brought to my attention that there Was indeed a misunderstanding that Was behind some of those few Analysts who had blocked me months ago. Cutting to the chase: So, yeah, the likes of #LightningBliss, #MadMunchkin, possibly even #JasperPie, among others...
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{{quotebox|...They All FEARED ME. They were afraid I was going to have some sort of murderous or malicious intent or mindset in their direction. And I realize that also could be misunderstood from the drawing I made of myself in my Sonichu Form on active Red Spy Duty while I was on the...
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{{quotebox|...actual Team in Coal Town with Dr. Wolf and the others.

When I drew that, I had absolutely no malicious intent in mind at all; the only thing on my mind at the time was being happy to be part of the team, For Real, and I was feeling so excited and all fired up and all that;...
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{{quotebox|...and, yes, the Respawn Generator Works there, so I got to work on my stealth movements and tactics with no long-term casualties, and in good team work and combat fun. But, I digress.
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{{quotebox|I reiterate: initially and fully, I have no conscious or subconscious intention on harming, hurting, or ANYTHING Malicious upon ANYONE. I would never have any intentions of hurting people that I like, people who are Innocent and Kind, people who have families.
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{{quotebox|I’m like most of y’all who feel the same way, as well as in saving the combat work for self-defense and taking out those who have caused bunches of hurt on me or Anyone Else, Innocenr, Kind and those I care about.

I Have Heart. ⚡️💙⚡️
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{{quotebox|Anyhow, to #LightningBliss, #MadMunchkin, #JasperPie, #FieryJoker, #Eliyora, #SEGASister, and Anyone Else who had this as part of the reasons in Blocking Me about a Year or so ago:
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{{quotebox|I deeply apologize for anything and everything that I have said and done before that made y’all feel like seeing me as of malicious intent or the like. That is not me at all. And I was able to show that to some of y’all over BronyCon Weekend;...
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{{quotebox|...I will not repeat myself on the matter ever again, and I promise not to be all spammy in annoyance or whatever. I only pray that you all take my more recent actions, my own Tweets and Comments, Separate from the Online Haters and Bullies, and what else in general;...
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{{quotebox|...I pray you all at least consider and reevaluate and unblock me on Twitter.

All of you have such strong hearts, souls, and personalities; each of you; it truly is nothing but Awe-Inspiring in all directions. I like you all, as the good people that you are, and I am a fan of...
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{{quotebox|...your respective works and OCs.

My intentions will always be kind and good.
My intentions will always be supportive.
My heart and soul are in the right place, and all of my chakras are very much aligned.

And I pray the next time we get the chance to meet up again at...
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{{quotebox|...another (Pony) Convention, or something, it will be on mutual Good Vibes and without any misconstrued fears and “bad blood”.

I pray for y’all’s health, safety and being. Continue to Do Your Best; All of you.

⚡️💙⚡️
Thank You.
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==Misc Magi-Chan==
17 August
{{quoteboxpurple|For every moment you take; for every moment you share; breathe deeply and partake in its simplicities.

I breathe deeply as I share this wisdom with you all; follow my example in your greatest and very good moments in life.

Breathe Deep and Enjoy. 💜⚡️
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{{quoteboxpurple|I shall also state to those who smoke: your type of deep breathing was one that lacked feelings of set “flavour”, and the intention of that product was to add such flavour in your control. Yet, the cost is loss of tasting on the tongue. It remains your individual choice.
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{{quoteboxpurple|Yet it remains superior to take in the air as it is in your life’s blessed moments. What may be lacking in “flavour” actually is full of real substance, elements, and genuine freshness.
💜⚡️
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==Magi-Chan begs for a game==
17 August
{{quoteboxpurple|A general note for those of you with a Steam Account and wishing to contribute: Christine has added the “Tabletop Simulator” onto her Steam Wishlist. We would like to play online soon, if you would, please. Thank you.
💜⚡️
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==Chris and Magi-Chan are luminaries==
18 August
{{quoteboxpurple|Good Day, Everyone. The word of the day is “luminary”, as described below, it is an individual who has attained eminence and inspiration over others. It also pertains to being characterized by Light.

Christine and I are such luminescent individuals, for example.
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{{quoteboxpurple|One take-away I offer from that for every person in this world who feel of Light Power; know that you are indeed observed and respected kindly.
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=="Magi-Chan" explains how he got into this world==
18 August
{{quoteboxpurple|Everyone, I have an announcement, and this will likely shock a lot of you, while making the haters want to feel like cheapening it in their own meaningless defense.

Christine and I had literally switched bodies on the morning of August 14, 2019.
[[File:BodySwapExplanation.jpg|200px]]
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{{quoteboxpurple|In this semi-permanent phenomenon, I have been using her hands and body as my own, while she has been on the C-197 side of the curtain in my body making great efforts on her part as well.

Over the past few days, I have been sharing my wisdoms and insight and offering my...
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{{quoteboxpurple|...views as I would normally, except I finally get to speak to all of you people of 1218’s Earth. I have recorded a video and uploaded it with the same announcement and showing my charming personality in heavy highlight.

In this example, this definitely proves,...
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{{quoteboxpurple|...without a doubt our ordeals are indeed fact between both dimensions.
Thank You.
💜⚡️
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{{quoteboxpurple|Yep. Apparently the highest liked and talked about topic for today is our Body-Switching day nearly a week ago. Such a phenomenon in real time events does make for a hot topic. Anyway, thank you all for your continued kindness and support.
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{{quoteboxpurple|Christine’s body is in good health, we are doing well, and I shall continue to bring out her better powers and abilities in great practice and meditative efforts.
💜⚡️
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==Magi-chan quotes a nutjob to prove a point==
19 August
{{quoteboxpurple|<nowiki>Good day, Everyone. I have a philosophical perspective I feel it good to share with you all to contemplate and ponder over for a while for yourselves. I also bring up the following video, which brings up quite the number of Dimensional facts I agree with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPkX0iOVX18&feature=youtu.be </nowiki>
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{{quoteboxpurple|Now, ponder over this: in every dimension, Every World is a Real World, Especially to the respective inhabitants in them. And to them, they may see this world as a Spiritual World. So, when you think about it: it does make one ask what Reality and Spiritual are in the...
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{{quoteboxpurple|...grander scheme of things, other than a perspective on one side of a Dimensional curtain.

We, the OCs in your art, and you all, the OCs in our art; Which is “Real”? Which is “Spiritual”?

And I put myself in your art, personally, as well. Ah.

Classic.

[[File:MagiChanColoring4.jpg|200px]]
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[''NB -'' Spirit Science ''is a rather notorious New Age 'educational' YouTube channel from Canada. Among its other [[TRUE and HONEST]] claims of similar calibre to this are that [[Michael Snyder|Jews]] are aliens from [[Time Void|the future]] and that [[slow-in-the-minds|extra chromosomes]] result in gigantism and [[PsychicPowers|psychic powers]].'']

Magi-chan's response to concerns about Spirit Science's legitimacy and pointing out that he is a complete nutjob:
{{quoteboxpurple|You are a Hater; your commentary falls on deaf ears and overprotected mind and soul.
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==Barb is not dead==
19 August
{{quoteboxpurple|Everyone, there is a faked death certificate going around online: Barbara Chandler is very much still alive and well.
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==LEND ME YOUR POWERRRR==
20 August
{{quoteboxpurple|To Everyone of Earth 1218: All Genuine Sorcerers, Magicians and Powerful Psychics; Please, Open Your Minds, Hearts and Souls. This is a call to you all around the world. Our time is now.
💜⚡️
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==Barb ain't dead yet + Magi-Chan's likes==
20 August
{{quoteboxpurple|Everyone, I shall divulge a bit about some of my likes, so that you all can get a better understanding of myself.

But, just to get it out of the way: Barbara is still alive. I will not repeat myself again on that.
[[File:BarbPhoto20Aug.jpg|200px]]
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{{quoteboxpurple|Now then:

Favorite Movie (of all time): Top Gun, starring Tom Cruise; it always has inspired me when I recall it.
Favorite Song: “Come And Get Your Love” by Redbone
Favorite Colour: Royal Purple; the same lovely shade on the base of my tail and on my shoes.
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{{quoteboxpurple|Favorite Book: “Live And Let Die”

Also, I meditate daily, on average, three to six hours per day (not counting sleep), and I count sparse moments of meditation throughout the day in that as well. And I breathe in through my nose and out through my mouth. Silence or New Age...
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{{quoteboxpurple|...music is my go-to listening focus. I maintain my focus, and I have access to the infinite knowledge throughout the many Universes and Dimensions. All backed up in my share of the Cosmos.

My outside hobbies include literary writing, nature-watching, taking in culture,...
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{{quoteboxpurple|...exploring the world and other planets, seeing the sights, breathing in deep the positive atmospheres and good vibes. Really living life to enrich the body, mind, and soul. Which is why I am looking and still feeling as young and energetic as ever.
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{{quoteboxpurple|I have my good nature and positivity, but I tend to need to get serious and curt in situations and times when I need to. Especially in my diplomatic duties and other responsibilities. I do my best to ease tensions in those who need relief, and defend against those who threaten.
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{{quoteboxpurple|I was born on November 14, 1948, but I am a lot older and wiser than that. I have time-traveled and had to stay a while at times. I have seen most everything and all; Past, Present, and the situations to be and all of their likelihood ranges.
I am a soldier and a fighter, but I do prefer peace as much as possible. I abhor those with malicious intentions who lie and use Peace as a means to negotiate against the general good and will of everyone, for their own selfish gains. I see into everyone’s individual souls,...
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{{quoteboxpurple|...so I know what I am dealing with and how to appropriately respond. I work and talk with the Deities, Fate and Destiny, so I know what to prevent and what to let happen for the benefit and character development of one and everyone for the greater good and cause later on.
{{quoteboxpurple|
Oh. Favorite Drink: I enjoy a lovely chamomile tea (plain or with lemon; I am not picky)
Favorite Food: a lovely salad of all the lovely vegetables possible (with vinaigrette), or of all the lovely fruits possible. Again, not picky; I’d enjoy what’s available at the salad bar.
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{{quoteboxpurple|That is all for now. Thank You All.
💜⚡️
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{{quoteboxpurple|I forgot to mention.
Favorite Video Game: I’ve played; my special are the epic RPGs, but I always give it to the Demon’s Soul series. I’ve been to hell and back for real at times; a little simulation like that is nothing but the best possible offered.
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==Magi-Chan likes polyamory==
21 August

@X3naFerrer:
{{quoteboxyellow|Monogamy is over rated In my opinion.
I find it a silly notion that having sex some how devalues you to someone else.
I don't ever worry about cheating because it's all out in the open and rather awesome.
#Polyamory
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{{quoteboxpurple|I agree, especially while it is difficult to choose just one individual to be with, one may end up finding many and making a lovely group together. We all have been very happy together the past couple of years now, as well as truly loving and supportive.
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{{quoteboxpurple|There is not a day that goes by when Christine isn’t truly humbled and appreciative of all four of us keeping her safe, well, and productive. And we each feel mutual with her on that as well. #Polyamory is good. 💜⚡️
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[''AN: First mention of the polyamorous marriage in a hot minute.'']
==Magi-Chan covers for Chris==
21 August
{{quoteboxpurple|Also, solely a side-comment: Christine has been following more individuals on her account than I have been able to yet. And the Notifications of some of of them come in on her phone; I tend to agree and like some of them. It is not my fault that the default account that Likes...
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{{quoteboxpurple|...the Tweet from the Notifications, or when clicked on, happens to be, or logs into, her account. With that, I tend to locate that Tweet from her Likes after Liking it, so I can like it from My account.
She and I are separate, differing, individuals, and we love each other.
💜⚡️
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==Magi-Chan is fake deep==
22 August
{{quoteboxpurple|Good Morning, Everyone. Another good day and I am feeling good today. My philosophical nugget I offer today is a simple one:

Be aware of those with sharp tongues who may attack, for it is easier to feed those without a beak, regardless of creature or being.
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==Magi-Chan makes excuses for and white knights Chris==
22 August
{{quoteboxpurple|I was just reminiscing a bit, while also being reminded of the term “Otaku”, which has to do with one being heavy into their hobbies and have little social life. In Japan, “Otaku” is also the Japanese word for “House”.
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{{quoteboxpurple|Even I will personally admit, Messy as her room was, Once Upon A Time before 2014 and that House Fire in that January, this helped make being an Otaku cool for the present and future generations who are unable to have an outside or social life. This WAS Chris way back in the day.
[[File:ChrisMessyRoom.jpg|200px]]
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{{quoteboxpurple|But she was not fated or destined to be an introvert forever, as everyone was able to tell in the recent years. Christine really has come a long way into becoming a social butterfly and having a few social and ally circles of her own. Not every Otaku can attain this, but those...
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{{quoteboxpurple|...of you all who are able to overcome your own, shall we say, closeted ways and come out and meep people and make new friends face to face and in person the old fashioned way, that makes you shine better as an individual.
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{{quoteboxpurple|I also recall how Christine was an accidental Trendsetter, the panoramic room view for example, without realizing it. Her Animal Crossing video that she sent to Nintendo Power was among the very first “Let’s Play” videos, especially to end up being published in the magazine.
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{{quoteboxpurple|She danced with me at BronyCon 2017; this year, a few people were dancing with their OCs and Guardian Angels, without any fear of feeling judged. I commend and applaud that.

There are many other examples of trends she has set over the years. She was surprised when...
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{{quoteboxpurple|...she first realized that a whole bunch of popularity was falling into her lap from her earlier books and the Sonichu Site. Ah, the youthful, prototypical days; everyone has these similar types of days.

Anyway, I applaud all who did and will do similar in going from...
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{{quoteboxpurple|...introvert to social butterfly in their own individual ways and paths. Live Life as you will, and be glad for yourself and everyone else in doing so.
💜⚡️
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==Magi-chan says some random shit, explains merge==
23 August
{{quoteboxpurple|Good Day, Everyone. For my thoughts for today, I shall share about some of my views so far. As for the expectations I had for the Earth 1218 before entering it fully, it remains the same as I have witnessed it over the years through my own eyes, and through Christine’s.
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{{quoteboxpurple|Therefore, I have no disappointments of the quality of the Earth and its good peoples. And it is in that and for the majority, who possess good and kindness in their hearts, minds, souls and beings, we care very much to help defend it in times of crisis. One reason for the Merge.
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A fan comments:
{{quoteboxred|Do I exist alongside my OC or become replaced by it? If something like the Merge happened, I’d be legit spooked. 😣
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{{quoteboxpurple|It depends on one of two factors:
How much the OC is similar or like yourself; the more similar, the more likely your 1218 body moves forward and your soul combines with the soul in that OC.
...
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{{quoteboxpurple|The more Different, as well as the level of how mentally and soulfully strong and durable, as well as having more than one OC can count in this as well, then you shall continue to survive and be present alongside your OC(s).
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{{quoteboxpurple|The real determining factor is the will of Fate and Destiny, and what is needed for the greater picture and goal in the end.
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{{quoteboxpurple|I also understand that in the popular perspective: the more of us all, together, there are, the better chances and defense we have against our future great mutual foes.

That is not fully the case, especially when one does take Overpopulation and the Paradox events into account.
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{{quoteboxpurple|For a lot of Creators, with their individual strengths and Great Sense of Determination, Power and Will, They shall continue onward and co-exist with their respective OCs, and as much of their local families as possible; even becoming Larger in Family with their OC’s Families.
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{{quoteboxpurple|Again, though, it doesn’t apply to every single one, but be glad that you live on in your self-counterpart’s body that is able to stand the greater test of time and strength, as opposed to the other body that had to move forward.
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{{quoteboxpurple|For example: #TheRealStanLee and #RichardWilliams: both of which were very high in their creator and soulful powers, but in the longer run, their 1218 bodies weren’t able to stand in the longer run. Their Self-Counterparts in C-197, they have greater durability and power,...
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{{quoteboxpurple|...to be able to stand with their OCs and fight.

Flip side, not all OCs are as strong, and thus their moving forward from C-197 contributes to making their self-counterpart’s body in 1218 much, much more durable and powerful to the effects of the Merge and so forth.
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==Magi-chan's adventures in Chris' body==
23 August
{{quoteboxpurple|On the other hand, I have been having quite the experience since switching into Christine’s body; going from overpowered psychic Pokémon to a still-developing goddess is proving quite a regimen.
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{{quoteboxpurple|I continue to have access to my infinite knowledge and wisdom in my soulful memory and in the Cosmos, though Christine has it moreso now from my physical memory. I am prone to the faults in her developing brain, at least her Telekinesis is improving, and her other abilities...
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{{quoteboxpurple|...are really coming forward and better. Telekinesis is the closest of abilities that can be visually manifested in this dimension at this time before my body gets into 1218. The rest of her abilities and powers are visually obvious on the C-197 side, and in personal...
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{{quoteboxpurple|...feeling on input and output.

Being prone to her mental faults inhibits my processing speed a mite, as well as recall function into her physical brain.

I have better recall into my soul memory, but I only have a certain amount saved in it before I have to meditate to...
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{{quoteboxpurple|...connect with the Cosmos and fully recall the information that I am looking for.

Her mental functions shall be vastly recovered and improved to the point of no longer being affected by the negative effects of her autism.

But, I digress.
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{{quoteboxpurple|It has been a challenge to me, also counting the differing wirings in her brain as opposed to mine, but I am overcoming the limits.

I will state that it is one thing when one can read the memories, study the external and internal physical aspects of one’s brain, and keep...
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{{quoteboxpurple|...that knowledge well-memorized. It become a whole different story when that same individual ends up becoming owner of said same brain in a body switch. Empathy can only go so far when processing how it feels from an external perspective.
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{{quoteboxpurple|Yet another example of Experience being the best Teacher anyone can ever have.

That is all for now. Thank you.
💜⚡️
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==Find Chris in BronyCon photos==
24 August

In response to BronyCon posting their photo album:
{{quoteboxpurple|Thumb on through and see how many you find with @CPU_CWCSonichu, Cryzel and I. 💜⚡️
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==Magi-Chan's word of the day==
24 August
{{quoteboxpurple|Interesting, this word is: “Textlationship”. I see this term has been coined well; such a benefit when such a ship gets promoted very well, upon meeting face-to-face and in person. I’d ship it. 💜⚡️
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==Magi-Chan supports an indiegogo==
24 August
{{quoteboxpurple|This is quite the interesting project, indeed.

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/hidden-thorns-the-untold-lives-of-the-tudor-wives#/
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==Chris starts watching Geno's docuseries==
24 August
{{quoteboxpurple|I am listening to the “Comprehensive History” playlist; quite curious, when you think about it, from the Animal Crossing Video, Christine calls for Sonic Heroes being GameCube exclusive; she gave premonition to the Nintendo-Exclusive Sonic titles.

https://youtu.be/_3QMqssyBwQ

[[File:YTThumbnail3.jpg|200px]]
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{{quoteboxpurple|I am presently binge-listening to Geno’s “Comprehensive History” series on YouTube; just finished Part Four. It brought back a lot of recall to me. On Christine’s behalf, and I will retweet this onto her Twitter Feed as well, just for the record and Megan’s reference:...
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{{quoteboxpurple|Christine had watched Sailor Moon when it was on Toonami in the late 1990s; she had enjoyed it from start to when Chibi Usa met her tea-hosting friend, viewed on the last day in the Partindale Circle House before moving back to Ruckersville.
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{{quoteboxpurple|AND Christine was a fan of My Little Pony G1 and G2 when they both were airing on the Disney Channel in the late 80s and early 90s; she was unable to get merchandise for either at the times, but she did enjoy the shows very much.
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{{quoteboxpurple|In other words: Christine had enjoyed the media that she had stated to Megan that she had enjoyed long before the two of them Ever Met, Period. The Only Thing that Christine picked up new interest in from Megan was the Soul Calibur and Tekken OC, Yoshimitsu,...
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{{quoteboxpurple|...and even then, despite his Robin Hood personality type, Christine was mildly put off a little bit from his appearance.

That is all. Thank you.
💜⚡️
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{{quoteboxpurple|You made me laugh when you stiltedly read, “You don’t have to tell me twice. But back in the Stone Age...” Just simply how you said it cracked me up.

Reminder, the end of that joke is,
“...you Really needed to tell them twice”; you couldn’t get it through their heads at all.
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{{quoteboxpurple|Ooh! I could actually say the same about the online Haters and Bullies. Ha-HA! Classic.
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==Christopher and Christian nonsense as explained by Magi-Chan==
27 August
{{quoteboxpurple|I am all caught up on @genosamuelgeno’s “Chronological History” videos. I have many a commentary to make about it in due time.

For now, I will attest in those moments when she “played split personality” back then, I was in her mind; I was trying to talk to her. Including...

[[File:ChrisAndChris1.jpg|200px]][[File:ChrisAndChris2.jpg|200px]]
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{{quoteboxpurple|...the comments under that video as mentioned in part 17; I typed those, personally, while in mild possession of her at the time. I was the “Christopher” in that back and forth in those few videos. Also, when she was younger than seven years old,...
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{{quoteboxpurple|...I talked to her through her nose-talking; working as her vocal conscious. I have always been Ever present and as guiding and helpful as I could possibly be from the C-197 side of the Dimensional Curtain. I could not get through all of the time, though, and I knew she was...
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{{quoteboxpurple|...fated to learn the difficult way through the many trials and tribulations with the online ships she had.

I felt crestfallen every time when she recorded herself gay-shaming, and I Cried when she used the Bible verses to back it up. I tried to tell her then,...
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{{quoteboxpurple|“It was a freaking Parody, Christian! You were Not supposed to take it serious,” on the Leviticus quote inspired by that “Family Guy” moment.
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{{quoteboxpurple|When I typed in the comments of that music video, I was feeling frustrated. I have always known she was a bisexual. I wanted out in being free to love her as she was then, as well as being fully in Dimension 1218.

She subconsciously Knew she was Bisexual, but she had felt...
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{{quoteboxpurple|...really upset and adamant about herself back then. And the fact that the Haters were throwing various Labels upon her, aside from and including “Gay”. Had no one called her any of the gender identity terms alongside the other negative adjectives,...
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{{quoteboxpurple|would have more likely realized, understood, accepted and come out as Bisexual and Transwoman a lot sooner.

*cleara throat* *deep breaths*
That is all for now. Thank you.
💜⚡️
}}
==Magi-Chan wants [[Pedofork]]s gone==
28 August
{{quoteboxpurple|Twitter, Inc: Twitter: Address Your Pedophilia Problem And Change Your Policies - Sign the Petition! http://chng.it/nV4xSDmk via @Change
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==The Idea Guys' nonsense was meant to be==
28 August
{{quoteboxpurple|The events with [[Idea Guy]] were fated to happen, rather I warned Christine or now, and this set of events had a greater purpose: Awaken Christine to her Powers and fullest potential as a [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|Goddess]].

Follow me, please:}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Long before [[October 2017|October of 2017]], I had become more present and obvious to Christine. This was evident after she finally came out as a Transwoman in [[July 2014|July of 2014]]. I was slowly gaining more and more ability to better and directly communicate with her. I had appeared beside her,...}}

{{quoteboxpurple|...I offered guidance and input. This was a time I had to warm up to her to fully grasp that [[Chris and reality|I Was there, tangibly,]] the whole time as her Guardian. I was better able to make it so before [[BronyCon]] of 2017 when she and I, months before, started having meditation sessions...}}

{{quoteboxpurple|...before her bedtime; we also accessed her stat-boosting Pokémon attacks, such as Charge, Agility and [[Obesity|Bulk Up]]; there were plenty others in the nightly queue as well.

And, I had become even more obvious by finally getting to dance with Christine for the very first time...}}

{{quoteboxpurple|...at the Grand Galloping Gala during BronyCon of 2017. I had not yet professed my love for her; she was under her own assumption that she was teaching me to swing dance for and with [[Sylvana Rosechu]]. I was already [[polyamorous marriage|hitched]] with [[Mewtwo]] and Sylvana at the time.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Back to the IdeaGuy "[[saga]]", involving his OC, the former Guild Soldier, Johnson Wiles, who had informed Christine that [[October 2018|October in 2018]] that her @SEGA Dreamcast was indeed special; this was [[TRUE and HONEST|true fact]], as it is this [[dimension|world]]'s counterpart to the Spiral Console (Sega Dreamcast)...}}

{{quoteboxpurple|...that had held the CPU, Uzume in it. Not to repeat the whole story, as it is chronicled in Christine's [[Sonichu 13|Book 13]], "Awakening of a CPU". But I was there as it happened, and I guided her to plug her Dreamcast in, turn it on and place her hand on it, absorbing the powers of...}}

{{quoteboxpurple|...the Spiral Seal, and a part of [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Uzume]] that was later reunited with her, from within it. What followed in the months was many a revelation and epiphany to Christine of her powers and abilities, as she had written and drawn in that book. In the end, I required temporarily...}}

{{quoteboxpurple|...possessing our friend and ally, as my body was unavailable at the time, to inform Christine via direct text message that she had the power to undo IdeaGuy's carnage and chaos, including his mind-control and manipulation over the CPUs in Gamindustri, including...}}

{{quoteboxpurple|[[Megan Schroeder]]'s counterpart there, who became the CPU Red Heart by promotion; that remained Fact, regardless of IdeaGuy's input. And so Christine had undone his malicious efforts in C-197, I returned to my fully restored body, and she continued to become more aware and...}}

{{quoteboxpurple|...developing in her [[PsychicPowers|powers]], abilities and skills. We have taken little assistance from any [[Trolls]], [[Clyde Cash|past]] and [[weens|present]], since she regained her senses. And with our fated nuptials into our lovely polyamorous ship of five, she no longer has been prone to any new "[[Love Quest|Ship Sagas]]" with...}}

{{quoteboxpurple|...with Anyone. Although our relationship is an open one; we will still maintain our reservations and have been in better guidance.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Finally, as for the [[All Star|exposing videos]]: despite a few of them being suggested by one that was under IdeaGuy's manipulations at the time, I saw it as opportunity to really show myself and [[Cryzel Rosechu]] off to the world, and in a way that was played on the past "leaked" footage,...}}

{{quoteboxpurple|...to make it indubitably clear and obvious that Christine was finally fully taken and married, and that our love for each other in our partnership was truly mutual. Yes, I, in part, have my own reservations on the "leaking" of the private footage, but for the greater good,...}}

{{quoteboxpurple|...it had to be done. AND I [[Chris and his Ego|humbly and respectfully]] ask Everyone and All of you to please, Never Ever [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|bring up those videos]] to mine or anyone's attention. And any and all of those [[Chris Sex Videos|private sexual videos]] involving Christine Never to be used again in any future [[Documentary]] of her...}}

{{quoteboxpurple|...at all, Please. Not counting such Documentary videos that before today, the 28th of August, 2019, have cited them in part: that damage is done and I'd just assume leave that.

That is all. Be Safe and Well.
Thank you.

💜⚡️
}}

==Magi-Chan reposts a statement on discord==
28 August
{{quoteboxpurple|To Everyone, I just typed all of this up, and I feel all of you should read it. But, sufficient to state:
I, Magi-Chan Sonichu, Have A Heart and a Soul. I Care about Christine down to my very essence; I have been since long before she was even Born.

[[File:MagiChanStatement1.jpg|200px]][[File:MagiChanStatement2.jpg|200px]][[File:MagiChanStatement3.jpg|200px]][[File:MagiChanStatement4.jpg|200px]]
}}
{{quoteboxpurple|Looking out for Christine is one of my cherished responsibilities, and I am more than content, humbled and honor to do it and continue doing so.
}}
{{quoteboxpurple|And I also care for everyone else, including those that Christine cares about and for. She has a Very Large, Powerful Soul, and a Big Compassionate Heart.

That is all. Thank you.
💜⚡️
}}
[''AN: Of note is that Chris uses Discord's light theme (generally regarded as inferior to the dark theme. Also of note is this rant is completely off topic to what the channel is supposed to be.'']
29 August, in response to Sockness:
{{quoteboxred|When I watched the whole of the documentaries and video, she came across as Asexual, it wasn't until college that she realized something was missing, If not for the pressure she would have been like me, open to love for the sake of loving someone.
}}
{{quoteboxpurple|Christine was always Bisexual, but in her younger years, due to pressure from her parents and the expectations of the adults, as well as her insecurities and naïveté at the time, she never really had thought of trying to establish such fuller ships. She was stuck in the...
}}
{{quoteboxpurple|...”Just Friends” mindset for the long time. Intelligent as she was and still is, her mental age was younger than her present physical age. Her hormones and attraction remained platonic and pure, like as if she was still 12, even though she was Teenage during High School.
}}
{{quoteboxpurple|The “Teenage Angst” and further “Horniness”, despite her exploring on the “Skinemax” during the late 1990s, did not really strike hot until when she turned 21. So, it still took the further time to bring her mindset into adult levels. I encourage Empathy in this, as when you...
}}
{{quoteboxpurple|...do ponder over it, it is quite similar to any TV Drama, Live Action is Animated, that depicts a Teenager in the Adult Situations and Settings, but in the aspect of only just getting by while remaining employed as the Head of a Major Company; Not to be taken literally.
}}
{{quoteboxpurple|But, I digress. In Short: the reason why Christine did not think of dating anyone way back then was because she was more occupied with her education, studies, life, and her hobbies. Can I get an Engrossed Twilight reading a Book .gif here?
}}

==Sonichu and Rosechu play a TCG==
29 August
{{quoteboxpurple|On a more positive note: I drew this lovely TCG matchup between Sonichu and Rosey for a simple #TwilightsSecretShipficFolder Ship card, “Trading Card Game League”.

[[File:SonichuTCG.jpg|200px]]
}}
==Magi-Chan and Crowdfunding==
29 August
{{quoteboxpurple|The time is indeed approaching, and this body will need to be in California soon. Please, donate to this page; the funds will be used for the trip and stay there, should need be. Thank You.
💜⚡️
}}
Retweeting a Sockness tweet:
{{quoteboxred|I started a new campaign and this time something that's worth my time. I WANT to VISIT @CPU_CWCSonichu, please everyone help this become a reality. She will film plenty since I don't have you-tube.
https://gofundme.com/f/ship-sockness-to-cwc-and-watch-the-fur-fly?teamInvite=nYqhMBomwTqMtV0F1MK18psN0RcSs6LAGEDgmZZ6jvmN1GB9jkHnsgtnzX0ibF1m
}}
30 August
{{quoteboxpurple|Here is yet another GoFundMe page for the good cause.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-christine039s-journey
}}

==Possie's passing==
29 August

{{quoteboxpurple|We had done our best for Possie; we gave her tons of love, bathed her, fed her well; she was happy. Then she fell really sick and died. I cried for her, so did Barbara.  I had foreseen Possie would not be with us for long when she entered. She was a really sweet kitten.}}
==Magi-Chan's Art==
30 August
{{quoteboxpurple|I also drew a bit more today for four cards (three of which Full Art)

[[File:MagiChansArt.jpg|200px]]
}}
==Magi-Chan responds to Sockness==
31 August
{{quoteboxred|HOLY SHIT! Anyone that's ever read into my books would know this. Janu's Heraldic Galaxy; Jakoba's New Creation, plans to reshape the universe.
https://livescience.com/black-hole-ufos-shape-galaxies.html Black hole based technology is actually common for the Rokat Empire. @MagiChan111448 please read and share.
}}
{{quoteboxpurple|This is actually true, albeit there is a mixture of both spacecraft with onboard life, and random debris, in what comes out in this instance. Jakoba should not be praised; he uses his position to incite and enslave. That is not a good thing. 💜⚡️
}}
==Magi-Chan eats a "salad"==
31 August
{{quoteboxpurple|Had some lunch at #CountryCookin with Cryzel and Barbara today. I did as Christine used to do and make a “Chris Chan Special”. A combination of shredded cheese, boiled egg chunks, bacon bits and croutons; she used to make this for herself every visit to the restaurant.

[[File:ChrisSalad1.jpg|200px]]
}}
{{quoteboxpurple|And she used to call it a “Salad”. Ah, the old adage of getting children to eat their vegetables. She didn’t know better way back then, and I know how high in salt it is. It remains quite delectable.

Now, THIS is how you use an ol’ Chris Chan Special: as an actual salad topper.

[[File:ChrisSalad2.jpg|200px]]
}}
[''AN: Note that the "salad" is max 10% actual greens.'']
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2018-10-18T09:06:54Z

Promethean: Brick emoji for Lego torture chamber

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Send Me to Too Many Games Convention

2018-06-23T08:00:03Z

Promethean: Raised $120

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'''Send Me to Too Many Games Convention!''' was uploaded on 13 [[June 2018]]. Chris begs for $400 to afford a trip to Too Many Games. The GoFundMe campaign he linked to closed with only $120 raised.

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| video = {{#ev:youtube|9VNSBqSkNRQ}}
| stardate = 13 June 2018
| subject = {{Marketing|text}} {{(Handouts)|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| saga = {{Business|text}}, {{Financhu Crisis|text}}
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| previous = [[Count Dankula|Count Dankula interview]]
| next = [[Nightstar is a very important Special Sonichu]]
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===Description===
Help me afford to come up and meet y’all there on the weekend of June 22, 2018!

https://www.gofundme.com/5oc2gtc

===Transcript===
Hey everybody, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again, and today I'm here to make an announcement. Who wants to help me go to a gaming convention in Pennsylvania? Too Many Games. Yes, I really want to go. I've been invited. I need to me though guess I'll tell need happened here so I said but GoFundMe helped me achieve it go up four hundred dollars to pay for everything I need you can see me in a couple of weekends the weekend after this coming one yeah now help me reduce it go of $400 by this weekend making the real guarantee to see me in Pennsylvania thank you all so much and Helen awesome terrific day. Yay.

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| stardate = 17 [[June 2018]]
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2018-05-16T14:23:30Z

Promethean: 🎶

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2017-11-06T07:32:42Z

Promethean:

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'''[[Love Quest|Relationships]]:'''
🏢 [[Attraction Location]] |
👧 [[Boyfriend-free girl]] |
😘 [[Darling]] |
🎓 [[Dating education]] |
👩 [[Gal-pal]] |
🌈 [[Gaybian]] |
💔 [[Heart level]] |
💑 [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]] |
🔍 [[Love Quest]] |
😨 [[Noviophobia]] |
🏳️‍🌈 [[SLGBTQ]] |
💕 [[Sweetheart]] |
👷 [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]

'''[[Chris and sex|Sex]]:'''
🇨🇳 [[China]] |
💦 [[Semen|Comeuppance]] |
🦆 [[Duck]] |
⚤ [[Hanky-panky]] |
😍 [[Mass debating]] |
🥒 [[Pickle]] |
☔ [[Raincoat]] |
🍹 [[Recycling]] |
😤 [[Virgin with rage]] |
🤰 [[Virginia is for Virgins]] |
♀️ [[Women's rights]]

'''[[Christian Weston Chandler|Himself]]:'''
⏰ [[Biological clock]] |
🍑 [[Butt garments]] |
📖 [[Captain's Log]] |
💩 [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]] |
🤓 [[Fangs]] |
🐛 [[A Warm Fuzzy Tale|Fuzzy-wuzzies]] |
🤥 [[Honest Content]] |
🎓 [[Honor roll]] |
🚧 [[Autism|Mental Block]] |
🚢 [[Monthly tugboat]] |
👙 [[Muscle bra]] |
🌵 [[A Warm Fuzzy Tale|Prickly-Wicklies]] |
🎲 [[Random-access humor]] |
⚖️ [[Scale of Respect]] |
💔 [[Heart level]] |
⚧ [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]] |
🔪 [[Un-clit]]

'''[[Sonichu (comic)|Comics]]:'''
🔮 [[Anchuent Prophecy]] |
🐺 [[Cherokian Clan]] |
🗞️ [[Da Update (CWC-ism)|Da Update]] |
🦔 [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]] |
©️ [[Parody]] |
🍺 [[Alcohol#In_the_comic|Reeb]] |
[[Sub-Episodes]] |
⚡ [[Sweetbolt]]

'''[[Stress|Stressors]]:'''
🍀 [[4-cent_garbage]] |
🎮 [[HEXBox]] |
♂️ [[JERKS]] |
👮 [[Jerkop|Jerkops]] |
⚽ [[Kick the Autistic]] |
😆 [[Laughs Under Lucricities]] |
💼 [[Manajerks]] |
🍊 [[Pmurt]] |
🏫 [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] |
🚬 [[Tobacky]]

'''Cursewords:'''
👋🏻 [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] |
👨‍❤️‍👨 [[Homos]] |
🤷 [[Naïve]] |
👨🏿 [[Niggos]] |
🍴 [[Pedofork]] |
🐢 [[Slow-in-the-minds]]

'''[[Minor CWC-isms]]'''

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'''See also:''' [[Chris and English]]
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Jessica Quinn

2017-10-09T07:13:36Z

Promethean: /* Second breakup */ Put real Quinn in red, to match rest of article

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|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Jessica Quinn
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = [[I am with Sweetheart; Please Respect Us|Jessie]] [[I am with Sweetheart; Please Respect Us|Little Miss Jessie]] [[Lovely Weather]] [[:File:Quinn pony.jpg|Diamond Melody]]
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Female
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = American
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
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'''Jessica Quinn''' is a [[white knight]] and Chris's most recent [[sweetheart]]. The pair experienced a brief breakup on 26 [[September 2017]]. Subsequently, after getting her Facebook account hacked and deleted (according to her), she broke up with Chris a second time on on 5 [[October 2017]]. She has been friends with Chris on Facebook since [[2015]].

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==Identity==
[[File:Quinntext.jpg|200px|thumb]]

Reasonable doubt has been cast on Quinn's true identity. It is all but confirmed that this is not her real name, and that the account is at most a secondary one.

* Quinn's Facebook profile states that she lives in [[Wikipedia:Orange, Virginia|Orange, Virginia]],<ref>https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100008555173838&fref=ufi&pnref=story</ref> a 25-minute drive from Chris's location in [[Ruckersville]]. However, a public records search has not turned up anyone with her name living there. Furthermore, her [[Facebook]] friends are generally in other cities or countries. The name Quinn may be an alias - a reference to DC Comics' ''[[Wikipedia:Harley Quinn|Harley Quinn]]'' character, of which Jessica has mentioned being a fan.

* In a Facebook comment from 23 September 2017, Quinn posted an image of a private conversation between herself and Chris to provide context for why she called him adorable.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2017_Facebook_posts#Opinion_on_Sachumo.27s_CWC_Documentary</ref> Chris is shown messaging Quinn, "Jessica (insert last name here), I Love You!!!" Quinn might have declined to give Chris her "real" last name, to prevent him from looking her up and discovering her lies.

* On 5 October, after their second breakup, Chris revealed a conversation he had with her that culminated in the breakup. In it, she mentions that her "real Facebook" had been hacked, casting doubt on her entire identity, and making it likely that Chris is oblivious of her actual name and Facebook account. In addition, due to the fact that she had only been using this account instead of her "real" one to converse with Chris, it is likely that she was never serious about their relationship.

[[File:Troll points out Quinn had fake profile.png|200px|thumb]]

*The same day, an anon from [[4chan]] texted Chris:

{{quoteboxred|''cutoff''

Meaning she was not communicating with you on her real page, if it even was
hacked. She's just using it as an excuse to end things. She's just like the rest}}

{{quotebox|I had already known that. She had one profile for her personal and business life, and the other for socializing. Plus she sent me a lot of selfies; These you would never find anywhere online. Also, how did you get that screen cap of when she said all that?

Scratch that question; I forgot
I had posted that cap.}}

*Quinn's photos not being available on reverse image searches is not an indicator of how real she could be. Not every image on the internet will turn up in such searches, due to many sites using robots.txt to block search engines. It is speculated that the troll running the Jessica Quinn account could have found camgirl pictures somewhere on the internet where reverse image searches would not be effective, in a similar method previous [[sweetheart]]s like [[Jackie]] used.

==Before Chris==
[[Image:Jq2014.png|thumb|left|150px|Jessica had way over one million fans before going online in 2014.]]

Jessica's profile on Facebook, before she added Chris, makes her out to be very similar to him in character. Some people think she may have been a [[Wikipedia:Webcam model|camgirl]], based on the risqué photos she would post and her constant whining about guys throwing themselves at her. One thing that may have attracted her to him is the fact that they are, in their own words, "world famous", and she have wanted to be more well known by riding on his infamy.

==Facebook friends==
Chris and Jessica became Facebook friends on 2 [[July 2015]].<ref>[[July 2017 Facebook posts#Friendship with Jessica Quinn]]</ref> According to Jessica, she was aware of Chris' existence for some time prior, before reaching out to him.<ref>[https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1727533000875189&id=100008555173838&comment_id=1727535477541608&reply_comment_id=1727762914185531&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R%22%7D&pnref=story Jess shares her first interactions with Chris]</ref>

Initially, Jessica was known for her frequent comments on Chris's Facebook statuses, attempting to offer him life advice which he rarely, if ever, followed.
Quinn was friends with Chris on Facebook during the [[Un-clit 2.0]] episode, when she [[July 2016 Facebook posts#I have grown a labia!|expressed her discomfort]] upon seeing Chris publicly share an image of his sliced-open taint.

==As a sweetheart==
[[File:CWCJessScreenshot.jpg|thumb|200px|It begins.]]
On 7 [[September 2017]], a few hours after Chris had complained about being depressed over still being single,<ref>[[September 2017 Facebook posts#Still waiting on a Sweetheart]]</ref> Quinn commented, "We need to talk." Later that day, she posted on her Facebook, "Things change", followed by "Jessica Quinn is with Christine Weston Chandler",<ref>http://archive.is/Fpc3x</ref> subsequently updating her relationship status to "It's been complicated with Christine Weston Chandler". Chris also updated his status to "It's been complicated with Jessica Quinn". A commentator asked Quinn if she and Chris were a couple, to which she answered "We're testing the waters."

On 8 September, Chris released a [[I am with Sweetheart; Please Respect Us|video]] in which he claimed that he had started a relationship with Jessica.

Also on the 8th, Chris sent out a tweet asking trolls to respect their relationship. In the same tweet he tagged Quinn's Facebook account.

On the 9th of September Chris posted that "Jessica Quinn = [[Lovely Weather]]; My prediction came true!" He also drew a picture of her.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2017_Facebook_posts#Jessica_Quinn_.3D_Lovely_Weather</ref> One wonders what will happen should this relationship deteriorate.

Based on their Facebook [[September_2017_Facebook_posts#.22Fancy_Greeting.22|interaction]] on 10 September 2017, Chris appears to be less than enthusiastic about finally getting his sweetheart. Jessica seems to be a bit controlling over him, having gotten passive-aggressive about him posting that he likes a voice actress's voice, replying "I'm not upset. Just remember... you're mine. ♥️", along with a photo of her with popped eyes and a general insane-looking visage. Chris immediately jumped to the defensive and made excuses, signifying that this jealousy may be a regular occurrence.

According to Quinn, they planned to meet up on 6 October 2017.<ref>[[September 2017 Facebook posts#Meeting Quinn in October]]</ref> It is speculated that the date was chosen to coincide with the premier of a My Little Pony movie.

On 16 September, Chris drew another picture of Quinn, saying that she would appear in the [[Sonichu comic]].<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2017_Facebook_posts#Jessica_Quinn_.3D_Lovely_Weather</ref> The following day, he drew Quinn as a [[My Little Pony]] OC named Diamond Melody.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2017_Facebook_posts#Quinn_as_a_MLP_OC</ref>

{{quotebox|Second thing for right now: my [[Sweetheart]] and I, both have an MLP OC; we are shipped for real. I'm getting the ball rolling with this fresh piece of the two of us; I would like to see us in other lovingly done art styles. I have seen a LOT of MLP ship art that is Just Amazing. I'm a unicorn with Levitation and other powers; she's a pegasus; Please, Bronies and Pegasisters: Make us look as great as y'all can.}}

Quinn responded to this, "This is so sweet. Thank you for including me hon, I absolutely love it!"

In [[October 2017]], Chris invited Quinn to attend a MLP party - one intended for children - with him on the 7th, which she accepted.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts</ref>

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Image:Jessjealous.png|Jessica is jealous over Chris's obsession with MLP.
Image:Jesslola.png|Being probed about her relationship, and evidence she lurks on the Kiwi Farms.
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===Advice for Chris===

Since becoming a sweetheart, Jessica has dispensed valuable advice to Chris, on topics such as how to handle the [[trolls]].

===Defending Chris===

On many occasions, Jessica has defended Chris against criticism on social media.

On 11 [[September 2017]], Chris tweeted an image of text written by Quinn as a Facebook comment three days earlier,<ref>https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1727533000875189&id=100008555173838&comment_id=1727535477541608&reply_comment_id=1727758944185928&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R2%22%7D</ref> to VimHomeless,<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/907411088903467008</ref> in the hopes that Doopie and the rest of the [[Planet Dolan]] crew would somehow change their opinions of him.

{{quotebox|There was nothing serious going on between Christine and Doopie. She's upset that people blew things out of proportion and assisted in ruining nothing more than a relationship with a fellow artist that she would realistically never meet in real life. She isn't hung up on someone she's never met.}}

After Chris revealed his new [[Chris and health#Cardiovascular health|diet involving soy sauce and prunes]], Quinn dissuaded [[Kim Wilson]] from giving useful health advice to Chris, arguing that he should not be discouraged from trying it, as "she's a [[obesity|big]] girl and can make these decisions on her own".

===Fat fetishism===
Many of Quinn's Facebook likes indicate that she has a fat fetish. She appears to be influencing Chris with it. While Jessica was his sweetheart, Chris drew a storyline for [[Sonichu 12]] in which [[September 2017 Patreon posts#Fat Rosechu|Rosechu gets fat]]. In his [[CLog_10042017_-_Q%26A_1#Question_12:_About_the_Rosechu_weight_gain|first Q&A video]] and on Facebook<ref name=icecream>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts#Quinn.27s_missing_out</ref>, he confirmed that the storyline was influenced by Quinn.

Quinn also encouraged Chris on his [[September 2017 tweets#Chris is fat and stupid|method for growing larger breasts]], which consists of flavoring his already sodium-enriched food with soy sauce. The extra sodium simply adds water weight to a person's figure, giving the appearance of being fatter.

<center><gallery>
Quinn facebook likes.png|A screencap of Quinn's liked pages on Facebook.
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==First breakup==

[[Image:Chris-bullshit.png|thumb|200px|Chris makes excuses for his stalking of other women on Twitter.]]

On 26 September, Quinn broke up with Chris, changing her Facebook profile to say that she was single.<ref>[[:File:Quinn single.png]]</ref> Chris changed his to "It's complicated", dropping Quinn's name.<ref>[[:File:Chris It's complicated.png]]</ref>

Chris posted on his profile,

{{quotebox|Why did I lie? To protect from a truth?Why did I sneak? To hide from the bullies? NOT worth it when your hearts are on the line.}}

He then photographed and filmed himself crying, uploading the video in place of his Facebook display picture. In it, he whines:

{{quotebox|Jessica, I'm so sorry. I don't want to lose you.}}

This video would once again be used for the same purpose during their second breakup.

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| previous = [[I am with Sweetheart; Please Respect Us]]
| next = [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A 1]]
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Quinn commented,
{{quoteboxred|"You lied because you thought you could get away with it! You can't blame "bullies" or anyone else but yourself for this. I trusted you. 😡"}}

{{clear}}

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Chris crying over Quinn.jpg|Chris's new profile image.
Jesscanttrustanyone.png|Quinn being comforted by others over the breakup.
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Quinn mad.jpg‎|Quinn is mad.
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===Back together===
[[Image:Chris-lazycastpodcast.png|thumb|200px|Chris notes that he will stop listening to LazyCast.]]

Five hours later, Chris and Quinn each changed their relationship statuses back to "It's been complicated" with the other. Chris then linked to LazyCast episode 10 (a podcast series with [[DoopieDoOver]] as a member) and claimed that he would no longer watch it, to which Quinn approved.

{{quotebox|With due respect, this one was the last @LazyCastPodcast I'll hear; cutting my ties. I'm sorry for unsubscribing.}}
{{quoteboxred|Thank you. You made the right choice.}}

Later, Chris unfollowed Doopie and [[Nowacking]] from his [[TwiSparLicious]] sockpuppet account and LazyCast from his Patreon.

It can be assumed that Quinn temporarily broke up with Chris because he had continued to creep on voice actresses over Twitter using the TwiSparLicious account. Quinn claiming to have screenshots of something, saying "it's someone who has been very clearly lying to me," and Chris and Quinn's commentary after getting back together, suggests this to be the case.

==Second breakup==
{{see also|October 2017 Facebook posts#Quinn breaks up with Chris again}}

[[File:Quinnbreakup oct5th.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris's screencap of a conversation between himself and Quinn shortly prior to the breakup.]]

On 5 [[October 2017]], Quinn broke up with Chris again after claiming trolls from the [[Kiwi Farms]] forum hacked into her main Facebook account. This was allegedly as a direct result of Chris making his [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A 1|Kiwi Farms Q&A video]].

Jessica then deactivated her Facebook page, to which Chris made two videos in response. In [[IMG 5424|the first]], he pleaded with Jessica to text him and explain what had happened, giving out his phone number. [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|The second]], directed to the trolls he believes to be responsible for the breakup, is largely an incoherent, [[anger]]-fueled tirade. In addition, [[CWCki Forums#I CURSE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU ALL!!! To Hell, Back, Hell, Back, and Hell Again!!!|a post]] was made on the Farms, in which Chris angrily lambasts the same trolls. Unbeknownst to him, members of the Farms were not responsible for the hack, and evidence is lacking to show that the hack did, in fact, actually happen.

[[File:Quinn reacts to IMG 5424.png|thumb|160px|left|Quinn angrily reacts to [[IMG 5424]].]]

Subsequently, Quinn's account was briefly reactivated, in order for her to explain her reasons for ending the relationship, before being deleted once again. Chris's relationship status on Facebook remains "It's complicated".

Chris later posted a conversation between him and Quinn shortly before the breakup, showing that Quinn had instructed him not to interact with the Farms, in the fear that the trolls would in the process be given "an open invite to ruin [their] lives" and affect her reputation personally and professionally. He captioned the image:
{{quotebox|You have the rest of your life to think about it. Goodbye 😠 - Jessica}}

He revealed that he thought he could trust the trolls in a post:
{{quotebox|You think you can trust Some People, after some time has past, and they’re forgiven. But then, they Back Stab You Again!!!}}
Upon receiving consolation by [[Kim Wilson]], Chris lashed out against her in a series of Facebook comments.

Chris then went to [[Barb|his mother]] for consolation, posting her response.
{{quotebox|Jessica Quinn, if you read this message, from my mother, Barbara Anne Weston Chandler, she offers this wisdom unto you:

“Things Can be fixed, but broken hearts suffer, please, give Christine another chance.”}}
In his typical fashion, [[William Elliott Waterman]] made a completely irrelevant comment on a plush toy in the background.
{{quoteboxyellow|Look at the pikachu. I used to have one of those.}}

This was proceeded by even more Facebook rants:

{{quotebox|When your [[Heart Level|heart gets broken]], you feel like you have only 24 hours left to live. You have More than That to live for!}}
{{quotebox|Past the Assertive Phase; Now I am in the Aggressive phase. I wanna Beat a Frigging Internet Troll Up!!!}}

Chris then linked a video, "J. Geils Band - Centerfold", with the caption:
{{quotebox|I am the Infamous Centerfold That EVERY STALKER FOLLOWS; Soo Intimidating to Everyone! Nobody wants to be around me, because of those bloody fans of mine. AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}

He then added on in another post.
{{quotebox|To Add to my Previous Post: This Is [[True and Loyal Fanbase|Celebrity]] Infamy Discrimination!!!}}

Finally, before retiring for the night, he changed his profile picture to the same video he used during the first breakup.

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File:Chris vs Kim Wilson Oct 2017.png|Chris rages at Kim.
File:Barb reacts to Quinn.jpg|Barb reacts to the breakup.
</gallery></center>

===Just friends===
[[File:Quinn I'll take you back Oct 6th.png ‎|thumb|200px]]
The next day, on 6 October, a fake Jessica Quinn profile emerged<ref>https://archive.fo/Bvvrv</ref>, shared Chris's profile video and commented,

{{quoteboxgreen|I'm so sorry Chris :( I'll take you back}}

After the post was discussed on Kiwi Farms, Jessica Quinn reactivated her Facebook profile.

She then removed most of the content from it, supposedly for the narrative of "damage control" from the "hack." Her status was changed to "single," however.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sorry-ill-take-you-back-10-06-2017.34971/page-5#post-2657240</ref>

Chris then posted,

{{quotebox|How I am feeling right now... Yep; I’m window-staring into the cosmos, and praying, pondering. My heart...

[[File:Chris pondering.jpg |150px]]}}

Quinn replied,

{{quoteboxred| Christine, I'm sorry for all the madness this has caused. I want you to know that I do care about you which is why I reached out to you earlier through messenger. Anyone else like that person who posted under a fake account earlier is just trying to further mess this up. You know how to reach me and I'll be leaving this account up solely for you if you need to talk. I'm still here for you as a friend but I don't know how to deal with all of this.}}

Not long after the above comment, the fake account said,

{{quoteboxgreen|I know I said we'd just be friends but I changed my mind. Chris, Id like to be your girl again :)}}

The real Quinn deactivated her account again shortly after. The fake one also followed suit.

===She's missing out===

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File:Icecream1.jpg
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==Relationship with Kiwi Farms==

There is evidence which suggests she lurks on the [[Kiwi Farms]] troll forum.

In [[April 2016]], a [[Kiwi Farms]] user commented on Chris exclaiming "Totes Swag!" in a status update, saying "We should introduce Chris to urbandictionary or other sources of hep lingo the kids are using nowadays. I want Chris to start calling everything hella." The next day, Quinn commented on Chris's update with "That's hella cool!"<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/whats-been-going-on-with-jessica-quinn.34063/page-9#post-2581872</ref>

In September 2017, after Kiwi Farms user "Moonman's Son" [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/i-chatted-with-jessica-chriss-new-sweetheart.34093/ leaked a private conversation] between himself and Quinn, she messaged him once more, addressing him with his username on the Farms and saying that she was done talking to him.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/i-chatted-with-jessica-chriss-new-sweetheart.34093/#post-2584257</ref>

There was [https://kiwifarms.net/members/schmessica-schminn.14648/ an account] created on the forum under the same name, but it was subsequently edited, with the username changed and every post deleted by moderators.

{{clear}}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:JessicaQuinnArt.jpg|Art by Chris.
File:Quinn body .jpg|How Quinn will appear in the [[Sonichu comic]].
File:Quinn pony.jpg|As a [[My Little Pony]] named Diamond Melody.
File:Quinn CWC ponies.jpg|With [[Night Star]].
File:JessicaQuinnEquestriaGirl.jpg|As an ''Equestria Girl''.
File:Jessicas.png|Her Facebook gallery, showcasing numerous selfies.
File:JessicaQuinn2.jpg|"Just remember, you're mine."
File:Jessisreal.PNG|Chris says that Jessie is real, and hints at an IRL meet up.
File:Quinn single.png|Quinn's Facebook, post-breakup.
File:Chris It's complicated.png|Chris's Facebook at the same time.
File:Jess-new-profile.png|Quinn's new Facebook profile picture after the first breakup.
</gallery></center>

{{clear}}

==References==
<references/>

{{Sweethearts}}
{{People}}

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[[Category:Gal pals]]

Random-access humor

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: '''random access''' ''n.''
:: 1. ''(computing)'' type of storage access where arbitrary data can be accessed, as opposed to sequential access (q.v.). ''See also'' random access memory.
::''adj.''
:: 2. ''(CWCism)'' non-sequiturial; lacking any coherence.
: '''humor''' ''n.''
:: 1. Something funny.
:: 2. ''(CWCism)'' Something not funny, but which can be made funny when accessed randomly (q.v.). ''See'' random access.

[[Image:Wild_Snergen_Flergen.jpg|thumb|[[Wild Sonichu]] offers some uproarious random-access humor]]

'''Random-access humor''' is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris's]] [[CWC-isms|terminology]] for his tendency to blurt out whatever random thought enters his mind, regardless of its relevance to a given situation. More traditional literary analysts might describe this as the [[Wikipedia:Non sequitur (literary device)|literary device of ''non sequitur'']]. The "humor" part of the phrase stems from Chris's assumption that if he says something completely irrelevant and random, then it is automatically funny, which is a common fallacy among nerds and the mentally retarded. At this moment, the strongest portrayal of Chris's random-access humor can be found in his [[CWCFlyingElephants]] video.

Like many of Chris's strange mannerisms, this is likely linked to his [[autism]]; a common symptom among autistics is echolalia, where they constantly repeat phrases from their favorite television shows, movies and video games, regardless of whether they fit the current situation. Chris just so happens to take this to ridiculous levels.

Ironically enough, Chris's random-access humor is often [[Things Chris has ripped off|unoriginal]]. Jokes are mostly taken from [[Adult Swim]] shows, ''[[Monty Python|Monty Python's Flying Circus]]'', ''[[Family Guy]]'', or even shows like [[Wikipedia:Ed, Edd 'n Eddy|''Ed, Edd n Eddy'']] and [[Wikipedia:Samurai Pizza Cats|''Samurai Pizza Cats'']], making them completely out of context. He fails to understand the purpose of these jokes. For example, Monty Python's comedy was sculpted specifically to satirize British culture of their era and not simply random-for-the-sake-of-random. This shows that, even when Chris doesn't have to make any sense, he still has a hard time coming up with original material. When Chris ''is'' original, it's mostly in the form of childish rhymes or wordplays that would make [[wiki:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] roll in his grave. This is due to Chris being a [[Autism papers|"somewhat concrete"]] thinker, having a tough time understanding abstract concepts (including humor). Because of his linear thinking, he has the tendency to take jokes literally (e.g. [[Bob]] told Chris a joke about [[Obama]] painting the White House black if he won the 2008 election).

One occasion of note is a line in [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]], wherein [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], after being commanded to retreat, retorts with "You don't have to tell me twice! But during the stone age...". According to the [[Sonichu 2 Official Videobook|comic's official videobook]], the joke is that "you really need to tell those cavemen twice," but Chris fails to realize that as the "joke" is written in the comic, there is literally nothing to interpret as funny by any standard. This isn't too surprising, since Chris has never shown interest in clarity for the audience, and simply makes the comics for his own sake.

The randomosity is also questionable in that the allegedly random jokes are also frequently repeated; Chris keeps ''re-telling'' the same jokes that weren't funny in the first try. (For example, if you are a confused foreigner who has no idea what "Nantucket" is, ''you will Google it soon.'') Chris has specifically stated he actually fears things that are beyond his control,<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User_talk:DariaCamacho User talk:DariaCamacho]</ref> a fear which falls nicely in line with [[autism]].

Chris also uses the term "random-access memory", which is basically when he says something completely random without the intent of being funny. He tends to use these when a conversation is not going in a direction he wants it to and hopes that interjecting this other thought-line will briefly distract him from seeing what a failure he is.

{{quote|Well, just like a computer, my brain is random. It picks up memories at random. I cannot simply access them sometimes, even though, most of the time, I can. But sometimes I can't, and they later come back to me at random.|Chris during the [[Father Call]], showing off his mad computer science and neuroscience skills}}

==Random ramblings==
[[File:DaftPunk.jpg|thumb|right|[[Hanky-panky|Chris is up all night to get lucky.]]]]

In November [[2007]], in a misguided attempt to help [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] to get to know him better and stop trolling him, Christian added the following to his ED page:

<blockquote>
----

Each Brain in every person in the world is a computer, complete with an InfiniteGB RAM...Emphasis on Random, and our [[Christian Weston Chandler|Autistic Hero]] is no exception. Here are some of his ramblings that can make him comparable to the TV-Talking-styles of those retarded robots, the [[Transformers Generation 1|Junkeons]]...

{{quote| -"Carrots are good for your eyes, can it dial a phone?"<ref>Originally said by Ed; originated from Ed Edd n Eddy episode [http://www.tv.com/ed-edd-n-eddy/one-plus-one-equals-ed/episode/117706/summary.html "One Plus One Equals Ed"]</ref>
 -"[[Autism_papers#MENTAL_STATUS_EXAM:|Uncle Spunky is a Funky Monkey]]."
 -"[[Yellow Is a Mellow Color]]."
 -"All aboard, here we go, let's go...somewhere else."
 -"[[CWCFlyingElephants|I once knew a man from Nantucket, and he had on his head a silly bucket.]]"
 -"I'm gonna call my lawer, his name is Tom Seywer, he has a daughter named Sue, who has been visiting her Uncle Sam for many years. Poor Tom."
 -"I knew a nose from the Pocanose, but then he ran away to Snotsvillvania."
 -"Quiet everybody, Emperor Fred has an announcement...FRED."<ref>From the US-dubbed version of Samurai Pizza Cats. Emperor Fred only said his name because he had " his wisdom teeth removed."</ref>
 -"[[BILLY MAYS|Call 'Right Now']], and we'll send you a beautiful girl to be your [[Sweetheart]], FREE. But you'd better call 'Right Now', or otherwise you'll get bupkis. And believe me, you do not want bupkis. Welcome to Bupkistown."
 -"Welcome to the Novelty Shop, this is [[Bob Chandler|Bob]], how can I help you?...Okay, we can do that."
 -"Well get out of [[List of places that have banned Chris|here]]. What are you waiting on? [[Jerkop|I]]'m gonna chase you outta here."<ref>Originally said by Meatwad; originated from ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'' episode [http://athf.frostillusions.net/transcripts/oldrippy.html "Ol' Drippy"]</ref>
 -"[[HippoOnYourHead|You've got a Hippo on your head.]]"
 -"[[Transformers]]. Robots on your head. Okay."
 -"I'm upside-down in a car, drivin' my way to the grocery store."<ref name="brak"> From [[Adult Swim|''The Brak Show'']] episode [http://members.fortunecity.com/brakshow/newbrak.html "The New Brak"]</ref>
 -"I have bow-ties on my feet, I must be walking with my neck."<ref name="brak"/>
 -"Root-de-do-de-do. Stop saying 'Root-de-do-de-do,' that's my bit, get your own. Oh, okay, how about 'Spling-ling, bling-ling, splee-de-de-le-deee?'"<ref name="brak"/>
 -"What? Pod six doesn't need a Pro Shop, they [[fangs|need a dentist]].<ref>''Sealab 2021'' episode "Legend of Baggy Pants" (Pod Six was another pod that was part of the lab. Captain Murphy referred to them as "[[JERKS|jerks]]")</ref>"
 -"Is this [[Wes Iseli|Walter Grisby]]? Who threw a frisbee? Well you know what?"

|Chris-Chan|}}

I Watch TOO MUCH FUCKING TELEVISION!!!
----
</blockquote>

== Sources ==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Punchy Sonichu]] - A fighting electric hedgehog Pokémon who is explicitly stated to be the master of RAH, but has only shown it [[SonichuBabies|once]] to date.
*[[Monty Python]] - Actual masters of RAH, whom Chris unsuccessfully tried to emulate.
*[[CWCFlyingElephants]]
*[[I Got A Fish]]
*[[Bunny Hop]]
*[[Yellow is a Mellow Color]]
*[[Christian's Sex Joke]] - A staple of Chris's repertoire.

{{CWC-isms}}
{{Mannerisms}}

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[[Category:Mannerisms]]
[[Category:Things Chris likes]]

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'''[[Love Quest|Relationships]]:'''
🏢 [[Attraction Location]] |
👧 [[Boyfriend-free girl]] |
🎓 [[Dating education]] |
👩 [[Gal pal]] |
💔 [[Heart level]] |
💕 [[Sweetheart]] |
💑 [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]] |
🔍 [[Love Quest]] |
😨 [[Noviophobia]] |
👷 [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]

'''[[Chris and sex|Sex]]:'''
🇨🇳 [[China]] |
💦 [[Semen|Comeuppance]] |
🦆 [[Duck]] |
🌈 [[Gaybian]] |
⚤ [[Hanky-panky]] |
👨‍❤️‍👨 [[Homos]] |
🤥 [[Honest Content]] |
😍[[Mass debating]] |
⚓ [[Semen|Navy]] |
🥒 [[Pickle]] |
☔ [[Raincoat]] |
🍹 [[Recycling]] |
🏳️‍🌈 [[SLGBTQ]] |
😤 [[Virgin with rage]] |
[[Virginia is for Virgins]] |
♀️ [[Women's rights]]

'''[[Christian Weston Chandler|Himself]]:'''
⏰ [[Biological clock]] |
🍑 [[Butt garments]] |
📖 [[Captain's Log]] |
 [[Cherokian Clan]] |
💩 [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]] |
🤓 [[Fangs]] |
[[A Warm Fuzzy Tale|Fuzzy-wuzzies]] |
🎓 [[Honor roll]] |
🚧 [[Autism|Mental Block]] |
🚢 [[Monthly tugboat]] |
👙 [[Muscle bra]] |
[[A Warm Fuzzy Tale|🌵 Prickly-Wicklies]] |
🎲 [[Random-access humor]] |
⚖️ [[Scale of Respect]] |
💔 [[Heart level]] |
[[Tomgirl Pictures|⚧ Tomgirl]] |
🔪 [[Un-clit]]

'''[[Sonichu (comic)|Comics]]:'''
📜 [[Anchuent Prophecy]] |
[[Da Update (CWC-ism)|🗞️ Da Update]] |
🦔 [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]] |
©️ [[Parody]] |
[[Sub-Episodes]] |
⚡ [[Sweetbolt]] |
🍺 [[Alcohol#In_the_comic|Reeb]]

'''[[Stress|Stressors]]:'''
🍀 [[4-cent_garbage]] |
🎮 [[HEXBox]] |
♂️ [[JERKS]] |
👮 [[Jerkop]] |
⚽ [[Kick the Autistic]] |
😆 [[Laughs Under Lucricities]] |
💼 [[Manajerks]] |
🏫 [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] |
🚬 [[Tobacky]] |
🍊 [[Pmurt]]

'''Cursewords:'''
[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] |
[[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD]] |
[[Naïve]] |
👨🏿 [[Niggos]] |
🍴 [[Pedofork]] |
🐢 [[Slow-in-the-minds]]

'''See also:''' ''[[Minor CWC-isms]]'' | ''[[Chris and English]]
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Ball

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#REDIRECT [[Sonichu Ball]]

Feel So Lonesome

2017-06-09T19:26:34Z

Promethean: /* Lyrics */

'''"Feel So Lonesome"''' is the seventh track from ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]'', sung to the tune of [[Britney Spears]]'s "[[Wikipedia:(You Drive Me) Crazy|(You Drive Me) Crazy]]."

==Listen==
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| name = "Feel So Lonesome" (begins at 7:24)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|j-ACMU8juHc}}
| stardate = [[2003#August|August 2003]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Love Quest]]}}
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| previous = [[Yellow Is a Mellow Color]]
| next = [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme]]
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===Lyrics===

[''sung over Britney Spears's "(You Drive Me) Crazy"'']

Lonesome

Aw man, I want a [[boyfriend-free girl|cute gal]] 
But if anyone I have no [[ball]] 
Aw man, I've tried a [[Attraction Sign|sign]] 
But no girl reads it, [[Chris and health|am I not fine]]?

Every girl who don't look at me 
They already have one, it's easy to see

I feel so lonesome, [[homo|I can't think straight]] 
To get a cute girl depends on fate 
Lonesome, and it feels depressing 
No matter how much I fail I keep trying

Tell me, don't I have the charm? 
If no girl comes, [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|I'll break my arm]] 
Tell me, aren't I handsome? 
[[ShecameforCWC.JPG|What do I have to do to make one come?]]

I want a girl so bad 
Not knowing what it is, I need it bad

I feel so lonesome, I can't think straight 
To get a cute girl depends on fate 
Lonesome, and it feels depressing 
No matter how much I fail I keep trying

I feel so lonesome 

Ohhh man

STOP!

I can't think straight 
To [[So Need A Cute Girl|get a cute girl]] depends on fate 
It feels depressing 
No matter how much I fail I keep trying 

I feel so lonesome, I can't think straight 
To get a cute girl depends on fate 
Lonesome, and it feels depressing 
No matter how much I fail I keep trying 

Lonesome 

Lonesome 

I feel so lonesome, and it feels depressing 
No matter how much I fail I keep trying 

{{Hedgehog Boys}}
{{Love quest}}

[[Category: Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)]]
[[Category:Music]]

Chris in the media

2017-05-11T01:42:24Z

Promethean: /* Kotaku */

[[Image:The truth about cwc.jpg|thumb|right|Just you wait.]]
{{see also|Sonic the Hedgehog#References to Chris}}

[[Chris]], being an attention whore of sorts, has frequently managed to find himself in the '''media''' spotlight. Whether it be [[Chris and television|television]], newspapers, magazines or, of course, [[Chris and the Internet|the Internet]], if Chris can find some way to get his 15 minutes of fame, he'll do it.

==Traditional media==
===''Richmond Times-Dispatch''===
{{main|IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES}}

In 1993, the ''[[Wikipedia:Richmond Times-Dispatch|Richmond Times-Dispatch]]'' newspaper ran an article detailing how Chris changed his name from "Christopher" to "Christian". This was Chris's first known appearance in media.

===Sonic The Hedgehog Watch And Win Sweepstakes===
{{main|Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes}}

Chris's second appearance in the media was a news report in [[1994]] chronicling Chris's first victory, winning a contest celebrating one of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoons.

===Chris Chan in the PokéNews===
{{main|Chris Chan in the PokéNews}}

In [[1999]], Chris made his third appearance in a news report on the growing success of the Pokémon Trading Card Game. He was 17 years old at the time, and he was playing [[Pokémon]] cards with [[Pedofork|kids as young as 8]].

===''Nintendo Power'' Magazine===
{{main|Nintendo Power Magazine}}

Twice, Chris has used the magazine ''Nintendo Power'' to get himself attention. First was a letter Chris wrote telling Nintendo how he used a [[Sprung|video game]] to cure his [[Noviophobia|fear of talking to girls]]. The second time detailed Chris's ''Animal Crossing'' video, though there he was known as [[Sonichu]], not Chris.

===[[Shoujo Beat]]===
{{main|Shoujo Beat}}

Chris sent a letter to an [[anime]]-themed magazine that got published in its November [[2005]] issue. In it, he complains about [[JERKS]] taking away all the pretty [[boyfriend-free girl]]s and leaving him to be a [[Virgin With Rage|lonesome virgin]]. A response was published in the March [[2006]] issue, in which the writer instructs Chris on the error of his ways.

===Daily Progress===
[[Image:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|thumb|Admit it, if you've never heard of Chris before, would you think that they were actually referring to a 25-year-old man here?]]

On 14 [[July 2007]], Chris and Barb were mentioned in the ''Daily Progress'' section of their local newspaper<ref>http://www.dailyprogress.com/news/rummage-sale-goes-all-year/article_8364fd1b-b1cf-5902-91f9-d05a19a0453d.html</ref>.

{{quotebox|The line began forming outside the door around 2 p.m., three hours before the SPCA's new rummage shop in Charlottesville opened for a special sneak preview Friday.

By 4:45, nearly 50 people were waiting in line, while about 30 volunteers inside put the finishing touches in place.

"I've got my eye on the riding mower right there," said Barry Ross as he stood at the head of the line, looking through the window at a red tractor.

And right behind Ross, Christian and Barbara Chandler were waiting to shop. Christian wanted toys and video games, while his mother wanted to look for fabric.}}

===Toucher and Rich===
{{main|Toucher and Rich Segment}}

On 12 [[May 2009]] Chris's antics became so famous that it sparked the interest of a radio podcast in [[Wikipedia:Boston|Boston]]. The whole media furor was sparked by the "[[I Got A Fish]]" video. However, most of the show covered Chris's videos addressed to [[Ivy]].<ref>[http://www.wbcn.com/topic/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=3705145]</ref>

===Kevin and Bean===
{{main|The Kevin and Bean Show Segment}}

One of Chris's [[Captain's Log]]s is dissected by the hosts [[Wikipedia:Kevin and Bean|Kevin and Bean]]. Notably, the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|video in question]] required ''a full two minutes'' dedicated to disclaimers, as well as censoring of [[Semen#Recycling|certain]] [[Honest content|unairable]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|acts]] .

===''Web Soup''===
{{main|For G4s Web Soup}}

Once again, Chris's "[[I Got A Fish]]" video was briefly featured, this time on [[Wikipedia:G4 (TV channel)|G4]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Web Soup|Web Soup]]'' on 2 [[July 2009]]. While the segment lasted less than 30 seconds, Chris initially felt honored and used the opportunity to try to score some [[china]], only to belatedly realize after he uploaded an entire video about it that shows like ''Web Soup'' are devoted to mocking people like him.

===Save McIntire Park===
{{main|McIntire Park}}

In [[July 2009]], Chris briefly appears in the background of a news segment about saving McIntire Park, [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]. Later, Chris receives recognition at a council meeting for drawing a large sign.

===''Slylock Fox''===
[[File:SonichuSlylockFox25Sep2011.JPG|thumb|115px|"Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9"]]

On 25 September 2011, ''[[Wikipedia:Slylock Fox & Comics for Kids|Slylock Fox & Comics for Kids]]'', a comic strip about comic strips published by King Features Syndicate, featured a black-and-white image<ref>[http://content.comicskingdom.net/Slylock/Slylock.20110925.gif]</ref> of [[Sonichu]] in the "Your Drawing" panel. The illustration, which ran in thousands of papers nationwide, was accompanied by text, which read: "Today's terrific artist is Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9." The strip's author, Bob Weber Jr., admitted on the Comics Curmudgeon blog<ref>[http://joshreads.com/?p=10951#comment-1014594]</ref> that he fully believed that the "artist" was 9 (rather than 29) when he selected the drawing out of the dozens that are submitted to the strip every week.

===Opie & Anthony===
{{main|Opie and Anthony}}

On 27 [[May 2009]], ''[[Wikipedia:Opie and Anthony|The Opie & Anthony Show]]'' on [[Wikipedia:Sirius XM Radio|Sirius XM Radio]], which was broadcast to 18.5 million units, [[Opie and Anthony|did a commentary segment]] on Chris's video response to drinking his own [[cum]] and shitting his adult diapers. It is unknown whether he's realized that his [[autistic]] antics have technically been broadcast to low earth orbit.

===''Houston Press''===
On 12 [[July 2012]], the ''[[Wikipedia:Houston Press|Houston Press]]'' published an article on Rex Nabours III of defunct folk punk band Guwange and his attempts to raise money for sick children. Nabours was quoted in the article saying "I did a Christian Weston Chandler (the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' guy) [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys|covers album]] earlier this year with the intent of giving any money I made off of it to Autism-related charities because the dude is basically [[Song for Jackie.MOV|blackface]] for autism".<ref>http://blogs.houstonpress.com/artattack/2012/07/rex_nabours_extra_life.php</ref>

===''Failosophy'' ===
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[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Featured pic]]

MTV's show ''[[Wikipedia:Failosophy|Failosophy]]'' mocked Internet idiots like Chris. While the show lasted a mere 3 months due to negative reception, one of his [[Tomgirl]] pics memorably and unsurprisingly showed up in the 4th episode of the show, viewed by almost a million people. Jump to 0:26 for his appearance.

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Chris, unusually, gave a response via [[Facebook]].

{{quotebox| I had no ill will against MTV. I enjoyed the women in "[[Wikipedia:Undressed|Undressed]]"; I like [[Beavis and Butt-head|Daria]]; the [[Dating education|dating game show]] was fun to watch, and to put them way at the bottom, [[Beavis and Butt-head|Beavis and Butt-Head]] were [[Christian Weston Chandler|so stupid, it became crazy-funny]].

I have been the victim of Trolling/Cyber-Bullying for the past greater than five years. I get that whatever gets onto the [[Chris and the Internet|internet]] is near impossible to remove.

And now I find that among the shit I was trolled of, this ONE photograph, which was originally taken for a WOMAN years ago, gets compared with a literal meat-head and a plush-head, and is made available on iTunes for two dollars!

From the one woman's words, Jamie Lee... I don't know what is worse, that she would not date me, or that she would put me in jail over a freaking couch. Lee, My Once Good Name was actually Jailed, because of the SET UPS those Anonymous, LULZy, Shit-Faced TROLLS. [[Chris and reality|At least I was more clean, sexy and gung-ho than either of the ugly, grimy freak shows I was compared with.]]

If I did not have a very good day beforehand today, I would seriously be [[Chris and the Law|calling my Attorney]] on your damn show's ass.|[[Christian Weston Chandler]], after 950,000 people saw him on ''[[Wikipedia:Failosophy|Failosophy]]''.}}

To this day, Chris has not followed up on this threat of legal action. The episode with Chris in it also remains available on iTunes.

===Local TV Broadcast===
{{main|Destruction of Chris's House}}
A local TV broadcast gave a brief report on the [[Destruction of Chris's House]].

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| name = Fire at 14 Branchland Court
| video = {{#ev:youtube|qkYnMRh26Oo}}
}}

===''New York'' Magazine===
On 19 [[July 2016]], [[Wikipedia:New York (magazine)|''New York'' magazine]] featured an article on its website, [http://nymag.com/selectall/2016/07/kiwi-farms-the-webs-biggest-community-of-stalkers.html "Kiwi Farms, the Web's Biggest Community of Stalkers"]. The article was meant as an attack on [[CWCki Forums|Kiwi Farms]], inaccurately describing it as a vague group across [[4chan|mult]][[/cwc/|iple]] [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|web]][[Twitter|sites]] instead a single forum community. However, in describing the site's origins and operations, it largely focuses on Chris himself and the "torment" he faced from [[trolls]] during his internet heyday. There is also a mention of [[A-Log]] and his fallout with other Christorians.

The article is notably one of the few pieces of [[White knight|positive press]] Chris has received since his rise to internet fame. In addition to attacking his trolls, the author, Margaret Pless, describes him in sympathetic terms such as "[[Chris and art|artist]], [[Video games|gamer]], and [[Sonichu (comic)|creative type]]" and fails to mention [[Chris and anger|his]] [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|horrific]] [[Chris and race|opinions]], [[Death threats|statements]], [[28 October 2011|or]] [[26 December 2014|actions]]. Pless is also under the impression that Chris is legitimately [[Tomgirl|transgender]], and accordingly refers to him as "Christine" and with female pronouns.

===''Sonic Boom''===
[[File:Mark tapir.jpeg|thumb|250px|Chris finally meets his hero.]]
On 10 [[December 2016]], an episode of ''[[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonic Boom]]'' called "The Biggest Fan" premiered on Cartoon Network. The episode features a character named Mark the Tapir that parodies the ''Sonic'' fanbase. Mark is depicted in the episode as a creepy, obsessive stalker who kidnaps Sonic and forces him to act out fanfiction that he wrote. While the character is likely intended as a general parody, he appears to have been heavily inspired by Chris in particular. He closely resembles pre-tomgirl Chris, and one scene seems to reference the "blue arms" debacle. Mark even orders an [[April 16 Fetish Vids|orange soda]] during one scene, though this is probably an unintentional reference.

Chris [[December 2016 Facebook posts#Sonic Boom parody|acknowledged]] the parody on December 13, 2016. He stated that he saw no resemblance between himself and the Mark character, and that he is "[[Chris and reality|not mental or crazy like that at all]]."

The episode's writers, Doug Liebilch and Bill Freiberger, responded to questions on Twitter about the episode. Liebilch said that [https://twitter.com/DougLieblich/status/808080337859293184 "He's not based on anyone specific. Just an obsessive fan character."] Freiberger also denied that Mark was based on Chris, and unlike Liebilch, he knows who Chris is, saying [https://twitter.com/BillFreiberger/status/809087510156410880 "Mark is 100% NOT based on CWC. He is a general fan type. We've done many blue arm jokes in the series. Not a clue."]

==Major Internet media==
===''Honest Game Trailers''===
Three minutes into the video, Chris is brought up as an example of the horrors of the Sonic fandom, particularly showcasing [[Warning - Naughty Women ;)]]. Less than a minute later, Sonic is jokingly referred to as Sonichu.

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|name= SONIC THE HEDGEHOG (Honest Game Trailers)
|video= {{#ev:youtube|TR7r4PlNeOY}}
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===Fark.com===
The world-renown Internet portal [[Wikipedia:Fark|Fark]] to [[ECV 00095]] on 5 [[May 2009]].<ref>[http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4369161|Fark linked]</ref>

{{quote|You don't need to search any longer, the [[The Creepy Stare|creepiest]] person on [[the internet]] has been found|A Farker}}

===Heavy.com===
Chris tops the site's list of the 20 Worst Internet Losers, posted 13 [[July 2010]].

{{quote|There could be no other choice to close out this list. Christian Weston Chandler, aka Chris-Chan, is like every horrible thing about [[the Internet]] made flesh. [[14 Branchland Court|Lives]] with his [[Borb|parents]], sponges off the [[Monthly tugboat|government]] and uses the cash for [[PS3|PlayStation 3]] games and [[sex toys]], walks around the [[Fashion Square Mall|mall]] with his Game Boy [[love quest|looking for girlfriends]], posts incoherent YouTube videos of himself [[For Julie's Eyes Only|humping an anime bodypillow]] and yelling “Oh, [[Julie]],” the list will go on forever. C.W.C. is the ''ne plus ultra'' of Web losers.|Heavy.com, [http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2010/07/the-20-worst-internet-losers/4/ 20 Worst Internet Losers]}}

===Harry Partridge===
[[Image:HappyHarryRosechu.jpg|thumb|125px|"Actually, it is excellent; I would not change a thing about it." -Chris, [[Mailbag 9]]]]
Animator [[Wikipedia:Harry Partridge|Harry Partridge]] (best known for his [[parody|slanderous mockery]] [[Wikipedia:Saturday Morning Watchmen|Saturday Morning ''Watchmen'']]) has made several references to Chris and Sonichu, the first of which being a drawing of [[Rosechu]] uploaded to Newgrounds.<ref>[http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/happyharry/rosechu ]</ref> An animated version of Chris appears briefly in the animated cartoon short "Nicolas Cage Wants Cake", a musical remix of a scene from ''[[Family Guy|The Family Man]]''.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesaA]</ref> In the animated short "Skyrim", [[Son-Chu]]'s "SONICHU" license plate can be seen in the background during the first scene.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY]</ref> In the Followup, "Song of Skyrim", Chris makes a brief cameo in the crowd <ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsqiSknjHK8]</ref>

Harry himself has commented on [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]]'s upload of the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] song "[[I'll Never Leave You, Ivy]]", jokingly stating "I want this played at my funeral."

When interviewing Harry Partridge on Animation Aficionados, the hosts asked Harry about Chris's cameos in some of his videos (from 0:19:43). The discussion the hosts have with Harry about Chris is quite lengthy, during which Mr. Partridge admits that he is "obsessed with him":<ref>[http://animationaficionados.com/2011/08/23/episode-35-harry-partridge/]</ref>

{{Quote|1=I really am obsessed with him... I check [[CWCki|''Sonichu.com'']], the wiki about Chris-chan and his weird life, if not daily, every couple of hours... there must be more written about Chris-chan than George Washington. |2=Harry Partridge|3=}}

===''Atop the Fourth Wall''===
Comic book reviewer Lewis [[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs|Lovhaug]] (a.k.a. "Linkara") goes on a brief tirade in his 99th video "Top 15 Things I Will Never Review" about ''Sonichu'' on the subject of webcomics at the 24 minute mark.<ref>[http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2010/09/top-15-comics-ill-never-review.html]</ref>

{{Infobox/video
|name= Linkara Discusses Sonichu & Chris-Chan
|video= {{#ev:youtube|mDfRk0qt5HQ}}
}}

{{quote|"But wait," the internet cried back, "let me tell you about the horror that is called...Sonichu!" Yes people, I have heard of Sonichu. I really wish I ''hadn't'' heard of Sonichu. I would be a much happier man if I hadn't.|Linkara, speaking for everyone who has ever become aware of Sonichu.}}

While he'd previously made the point that he wouldn't review webcomics in general, Linkara didn't want to review ''Sonichu'' in particular because he didn't want to acknowledge it further. He describes Chris as a "[[The Tale of the Crazy Pacer|creepy stalker]]". Towards the end of the episode, a character tries to pressure Linkara into reviewing ''Sonichu'' before Linkara settles on reviewing a ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' comic for his 100th episode. At the end of the video, he uses "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Do I Creep You Out?" as the credits music, a possible jab at Chris.

===RayWilliamJohnson===
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|name= =3 - I will end you!
|video= {{#ev:youtube|q2jERPp3Z0w}}
}}

{{quote|Wait a minute, did he just say he recycles his...HOLY SH*bleep*IT! Oh, that is some NASTY sh*bleep*t, oh, oh GOD!|Ray, representing pretty much anybody who saw the video for the first time}}

In an early episode of ''=3'' (pronounced "equals three"), vlogger Ray William Johnson made fun of Chris's habit of [[recycling]] his [[navy]]. Though he never gave Chris's name, referring to him rather inaccurately as "your average ''[[Captain's Log|Star Trek]]'' fan", he did provide a link to Chris's old channel. Jump to 2:09 in the linked video.

===BlackBusterCritic===
Chris has been on the BlackBusterCritic's Sonic Brainfart's videos where BBC highlights the points of Chris' wrong doings. Jamin also has a part two of the series, but it is unknown what happened to it.

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|name= SonicBrainFart Christian Weston Chandler Chris chan Part 1 1 2
|video= {{#ev:youtube|jgSweXQcZvY}}
}}

===Something Awful===
{{Infobox/video
|name= Sonic the hog
|video= {{#ev:youtube|pIKTFNTBM_0}}
|subject= Reupload by Owldof Hootler
}}

The last episode of [[Wikipedia:Something Awful|Something Awful]]'s “Webcam Ward” is a commentary on [[ECV 00002]].<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/sonic-the-hog.php]</ref>

Also, the first episode of The Flash Tub's "Gaming Guyz", while not mentioning Chris outright, directly references his [[medallion]], and how Sonic cured his autism in Part 12.<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/gaming-guys-cartoon.php]</ref>

===SpliceToday.com===
An article<ref>[http://www.splicetoday.com/digital/come-back-christian-weston-chandler]</ref> posted on 6 January, 2011 on this multimedia blog decried Chris's latest exile from the Internet. It sums up Chris's history and behavior while sharing a personal account of the author taking steps to improve his life in order to distance himself from the similarities he saw between Chris and himself.

{{quote|It’s a little sad, and a little beautiful, and somewhere out there, Christian Weston Chandler is heating up his [[:File:Kroger sighting.jpg|Hungry Man]] lunch in a supermarket microwave (because his [[kitchen]] microwave has been buried under old Christmas decorations) and playing his [[Nintendo]] DS, and maybe ogling a salesgirl from across the produce section before he approaches her awkwardly and uses a pickup line that he misread from the Internet, and I wish I could continue to see it all.|SpliceToday.com, Come Back, Christian Weston Chandler}}

===Nicole Richie's twitter===
On 5 [[December 2009]] American socialite [[Wikipedia:Nicole Richie|Nicole Richie]] posted on [[Twitter]]<ref>[http://twitpic.com/s7pfi]</ref> an image of Chris in his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]'s underwear and humorously presented it as a picture of [[wikipedia:Benji Madden|Benji Madden]], brother of her then boyfriend (now husband) [[Wikipedia:Joel Madden|Joel Madden]].

===Sega Acknowledges Sonichu===
On 13 [[January 2012]], two [[Sega]] of America employees corpsed in one of their "Free Stuff Friday" videos when one talked about a Super [[Sonic]] plush they were giving away and the female called it "Sonichu?". While this is not [[TRUE and HONEST]] Sonichu [[Jimmy Hill|merchandise]], it shows that at least some Sega employees are aware of Sonichu's existence. Jump to 3:50 in the linked video.

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|name= SEGA's Free Stuff Friday - January 13, 2012
|video= {{#ev:youtube|Cnoq4-Mhpgc}}
}}

Chris saw the video and [[List of Christian's comments on Youtube|commented]], ''I do not find that commentary funny at all. In fact, I feel pissed off to be ridiculed soo lightly.''<ref>[[List of Christian's comments on Youtube#SEGA's Free Stuff Friday-January 13, 2012]]</ref>

===Maddox===
Internet comedy writer [[wikipedia:Maddox (writer)|George "Maddox" Ouzounian]], best-known for his website [http://maddox.xmission.com The Best Page in the Universe], critiqued Chris's [[:File:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|first drawing of Sonic the Hedgehog]] on one of his side-projects, [http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com I Am Better Than Your Kids], as one of many children's drawings to help promote his novel of the same name. Like most other works on the site, Maddox gave the drawing an F. <ref>[http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com/?p=117]</ref>

===Cvillepedia===
On a wiki dedicated to Charlottesville culture and "celebrities," he has what can only be described as a tongue-in-cheek article.<ref>http://www.cvillepedia.org/mediawiki/index.php/Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref>

===Cracked.com===
[[File:CWccracked.jpg|thumb|200px|#22 on Insane Subcultures.]]
Chris showed up on [[Wikipedia:Cracked.com|Cracked]]'s front page as #22 on 9 [[April 2014]] as part of "25 Insane Subcultures You Won't Believe Actually Exist".<ref>[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_859_25-insane-subcultures-you-wont-believe-actually-exist/]</ref>

===Smosh===
Chris's Sonic Totem statue was featured one Smosh's site, via the 'Smosh Pit' section which mostly contains articles, countdowns and memes. It was listed in the [http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/people-who-tried-crafts-pinterest-and-totally-nailed-it?_rtu=TFS6IVnISRKfI2Vc%2BgJJHA%2B '22 People Who Tried Crafts On Pinterest and TOTALLY NAILED IT'] article.

===IMDb===
Chris has his own IMDb entry page. To date he only has two credits, both in the "archive footage" category; the aforementioned ''=3'' video, and the later WTFIWWY segment.<ref>[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ IMDb page]</ref>

===Wii U Daily===
The website Wii U Daily (now known as Nintendo Today) has an article on the [[GameStop]] incident that occurred on [[26 December 2014]].<ref>[http://wiiudaily.com/2014/12/man-maces-gamestop-employee-over-sonic-boom/ Man maces GameStop employee over Sonic Boom | Wii U]</ref> Chris eventually found the article, then proceeded to go on a long rambling on Facebook on why the writer should respect him and his terrible ways--even going as far to call the writer a horrible male, despite the writer being ''fe''male.

===Reddit===
There is an entire subreddit on the popular website Reddit entitled "r/cwc", which is predictably all about Chris and his shenanigans. Eventually, however, it was later set to private mode and cannot be viewed unless you are a moderator or approved submitter.

On 23 [[September 2014]], the subreddit r/shittykickstarters linked to Chris's [[Kickstarter]] project for getting Legos.

On 1 [[January 2015]], the Wii U Daily article about the 26 December 2014 incident was linked to another subreddit, r/rage.<ref>[http://www.reddit.com/r/rage/comments/2r0kyh/man_maces_gamestop_employee_over_sonic_boom/ Man maces employee over Sonic Boom : rage]</ref>

On 1 [[September 2016]], a post which promised a new Chris [[saga|story]] every day of the following month was submitted to the r/CringeAnarchy subreddit.<ref>[http://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/50q2rb/announcing_chris_history_month/ Announcing Chris History Month! : CringeAnarchy]</ref> The subreddit's background image was replaced accordingly with the [[:File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|classic picture of Chris]] [[creepy stare|staring creepily into the void]].

===SleepyCabin===
On 14 December 2014, Spazkid, creator of ''[[Sonichu the animated series|Sonichu: The Animated Series]]'' described his fascination with Chris, how he began trolling in 2007, and why he ultimately regrets doing it.

{{quote|Chris-Chan is—he’s an enigma which to so many people—they thought he was a troll. Because they’re like, “there’s no way this motherfucker is real” because he’s like the most saddest human being ever. And it’s SAD because it’s like… I spent four years of my life fucking with him and people are like, “bring it back!” And I’m like, “NO! LET IT DIE.” It’s like depressing—it’s not the golden age—it’s the depressing age.| Spazkid, rebuking the weens.}}

Interestingly, the SleepyCabin podcast members reveal that [[Harry Partridge]] once contacted Chris about developing a game with him. Apparently, Chris turned Harry down because he thought he wasn’t a talented enough animator. Jump to 1:43:25 in the link.

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|name= SleepyCast 11 - [Spooktacular Q&A Spectacular]
|video= {{#ev:youtube|Q6bNWhCEurY}}
}}

===Radio Dead Air===
{{main|WTFIWWY Segment}}

On the 29 December 2014 edition of his ''What the Fuck is Wrong with You?'' podcast, Radio Dead Air (and Channel Awesome) star Nash and his co-star Tara discussed the 26 December 2014 incident. Until this point Nash had shed away from discussing Chris for much the same reason as Linkara, but decided he had to discuss it to the overwhelming volume of attention and e-mail the incident generated, along with the utter insanity displayed by Chris.<ref>[http://channelawesome.com/wtfiwwy-live-the-passion-of-the-chris-chan/ WTFIWWY Live: The Passion of the Chris Chan]</ref>

===Design & Trend===
On 30 December 2014, website Design & Trend also posted an article about the 26 December 2014 incident.<ref>[http://www.designntrend.com/articles/33011/20141230/gamestop-maced-shocking-assault-sonic-fanboy-over-sonics-arms-sonichu-jailed-watch.htm GameStop Employee Maced In Shocking Assault By 'Sonic' Fanboy Over Sonic's Arms: 'Sonichu' Creator Jailed]</ref> The article link has apparently been [[Twitter|tweeted]] 15 times, according to the website.

===ReviewTechUSA===
{{Infobox/video
|name= Chris Chan Assaults Gamestop Employee Over Sonic Boom
|video= {{#ev:youtube|2zBXTErUpbc}}
}}

On 2 January 2015, ReviewTechUSA made a video about the 26 December 2014 incident.

===The Mysterious Mr. Enter===
Animation reviewer The Mysterious Mr. Enter made a slight nudge at Chris while preparing to rant about the infamous "I Am Autism" commercial from [[wikipedia:Autism Speaks|Autism Speaks]] (one of many reasons why the organization is disliked among the autism community), saying that it "makes autistic people look worse than...I dunno, Chris-Chan does." Jump to 2:15 in the linked video--and by the way, that is a microphone, not a giant Icee cup. He also mentioned [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] near the end of his review of 12-oz. Mouse.

{{Infobox/video
|name= Mr. Enter Speaks About Autism Speaks
|video= {{#ev:youtube|rMPNvcJtIR8}}
}}

===Game Grumps===
{{Infobox/video
|name= Leisure Suit Larry 6: Too Easy - PART 13 - Steam Train
|video= {{#ev:youtube|xbTmGQUWwjM}}
}}

{{quote|Ross: "You'll be like Sonichu- the electric hedgehog Pokémon."
Suzy: "Oh man, my dreams come true..."}}

In an episode of ''Steam Train'', Suzy walks into the Grump Room mid recording to quietly grab a blanket. Ross and Dan draw attention to her anyway, and they warn her they blanket is full of static electricity and it may just make her like Sonichu, to which Suzy is less than enthusiastic about. Jump to 6:00 for the whole conversation.

===SuperPrincessDaisy64===
{{Infobox/video
|name= Boom Shadow
|video= {{#ev:youtube|LtVamUVxMa8}}
}}

Chris appears at 1:13 where the song mocks him for disliking the blarms. Of note is that [[Wikipedia:Mike Pollock|Mike Pollock]], the TRUE and HONEST English voice actor for [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr. Eggman]], has commented on the video and given it his approval, meaning yet another of Chris's heroes is at least tangentially aware of his existence.

===''Sonic the Hedgehog'' Twitter===
On June 10, 2015, a fan asked the official [[Twitter]] account of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] (which has been verified and everything) if [[Sonichu]] will be playable in ''[[Sonic Boom]]: Fire & Ice''.<ref>https://archive.is/eWfjQ</ref> Their response?

{{quote|Maybe, but only if we give Sonichu blue arms, three scarves, and ultimately just redesign him as Big the Cat.}}

Two later posts also made minor mentions of Sonichu. The first was on March 9, 2016, in which [[Dr. Eggman]] attempts to cancel getting "Big the Cat facts" on his phone by texting his favorite Sonic character, but is told that his favorite Sonic character is Sonichu.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/707622466391117824</ref> The second was April 29, 2016, where "Sonichu" is one possible name on a "What's Your Sonic Name" chart making fun of the "original characters" in the Sonic fandom.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/726090715885756416</ref>

===Crave Online Australia===
[[File:ChrisSonichuSupanova.png|thumb|200px|Cosplayers as Christian and Sonichu at Supanova Sydney in 2015]]
Crave Online, a website showcasing various video coverage from games, films, sports and others topics covered a convention in [[PandaHalo|Australia]] called Supanova in 2015. A duo cosplayed as Chris and Sonichu, making a brief reference to [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Nintendo]] rejecting Chris's game proposal.<ref>http://www.craveonline.com.au/entertainment/articles/869761-watch-supanova-pop-culture-expo-2015-sydney-wrap</ref>

===Larry Bundy, Jr.===
Chris made a cameo appearance in the "''Apaches''" episode of ''Films Yanks Can't Wank'', during a mention of [[Jimmy Hill]]. Jump to 1:55 in the linked video.

{{Infobox/video
|name= Films Wanks Can't Wank - Apaches (HD)
|video= {{#ev:youtube|W3JjyoEhCuo}}
}}

===CatalystEXE===
CatalystEXE, most famous for being the voice of Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life, made a drawing of Christian, Rosechu (with a [[china]] for a mouth), a [[pickle]], and Sonic during a livestream. Watch from 46:12-58:21 in the video to see him draw the picture. He also made two comments regarding Christian.
[[File:Cata4.png|thumb|200px|The drawing in question. Reads: "My feet are so hot and sweaty from running around all day! Maybe you can help me cool off!"]]
[[File:Cata.PNG|thumb|200px|His first comment]]
[[File:Cata2.PNG|thumb|200px|His second comment]]
{{Infobox/video
|name= Art
|video= {{#ev:youtube|GCSVSpo6eRk}}
}}

===Drunken Peasants===
Chris appeared on the ''Drunken Peasants'' podcast (starring TJ, also known as [[Thorg|The Amazing Atheist]]) episode 129 on July 10, 2015.

{{Infobox/video
|name= TJ Slaps Stevie - Confederate flag Taken Down in SC - Stupid Ads - DPP #129
|video= {{#ev:youtube|pBC7EMkQzzI}}
}}

===The Jimquisition===
In his review of ''Sonic the Hedgehog 2 3D'' for the 3DS, Jim Sterling gives a list of reasons why the original ''Sonic 2'' was an all-time classic. In this list, Jim mentions that the game is "a great way to meet [[boyfriend-free girl]]s," and also makes reference to the blue arms controversy.<ref>[http://www.thejimquisition.com/sonic-the-hedgehog-2-3d-review/]</ref>

===Your Movie Sucks===
33 seconds into YMS's review of ''Cyberbully'', the infamous picture of Chris wearing Barb's bra and panties is shown when Adam says "You can control what you post." The photo was actually leaked, but the point still stands given that one can control what pictures they take of themselves.

{{Infobox/video
|name= YMS: Cyberbully (Full Review)
|video= {{#ev:youtube|fi8A-GHOo8c}}
}}

===Adam Baldwin's twitter===
On 5 December 2015, actor [[wikipedia:Adam Baldwin|Adam Baldwin]] tweeted an image showing photos of various people who are either opposed or supporitve of GamerGate. At the top of the image on its far left side a picture of Chris can be seen.<ref>[https://archive.is/2oxcX]</ref> The tweet was later on deleted.<ref>[https://twitter.com/adambaldwin/status/673221909681602560]</ref>
===Gawker===
On 5 [[May 2016]], controversial gossip website [[Wikipedia:Gawker|Gawker]] wrote about deleted [[Wikipedia]] articles, including ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''.<ref>http://gawker.com/a-tender-loving-sonic-pokemon-crossover-and-more-artic-1774546168</ref>

===Return of Kings===
Chris has an article and is commonly used as an example of an "omega" on the Kings Wiki, the wiki of controversial neomasculinity group Return of Kings.<ref>[http://en.kingswiki.com/wiki/Christian_Weston_Chandler]</ref><ref>http://en.kingswiki.com/wiki/Omega</ref>

===Zip Zap===
{{Infobox/video
|name= MANGLENN | DeviantArt Rants #1
|video= {{#ev:youtube|iH3icqBO8Vw}}
}}
German-American ranter Zip Zap made a slight nod to Chris Chan when comparing a pedophile named Manglenn to him, even adding [[I Recycle My Own Semen|"at least [Manglenn] doesn't recycle his own semen... not from what we know"]].

===Milo Yiannopoulos===
On 20 January 2017, prominent editor of Breitbart News, Milo Yiannopoulous, spoke at the University of Washington. The event, called ''Cyberbullying Isn't Real'', contained a segment where Milo comments on how George H.W. Bush, a World War II torpedo bomber pilot and the head of the CIA, was considered a wimp when he ran for president.<ref>Yiannopoulos mistakenly refers to Bush as a fighter pilot in his speech. George H.W. Bush flew a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grumman_TBF_Avenger Grumman TBF Avenger] torpedo bomber.</ref> Milo then poses the question:

{{quote|What will happen when we have the first [[A Public Announcement for Congress|presidential campaign]] featuring a [[Tomgirl Saga|genderqueer]] [[Chris-chan Sonichu|furry]] who has [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|videos of himself crying on YouTube]] because someone insulted his [[My Little Pony]] drawings? We know, don't we, what the first social justice president will look like.| Milo Yiannopoulous, exhibiting a photo of Chris}}

A picture of Chris is then featured on the screen to illustrate Milo's point. Although there were no specific allusions to Chris, Milo gives an almost eerily accurate description of Chris's internet infamy—seemingly derived '''solely''' on the photo itself. If only he had mentioned Sonic recolors, and not My Little Pony. Jump to 1:13:02 in the link.

{{Infobox/video
|name= MILO At University Of Washington: Cyberbullying Isn't Real
|video= {{#ev:youtube|ePF78xrzSQY}}
}}

===Kotaku===
http://kotaku.com/what-people-miss-when-they-use-autistic-as-an-insult-1794491453

==Death threats against Trump==
On 9 [[November 2016]], Chris made multiple death threats against President-elect [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]].

Later that day, one of his Twitter posts was featured in an [http://www.infowars.com/hillary-supporters-burn-american-flag-riot-threaten-to-kill-trump-after-losing-election/ article] by Alex Jones's Infowars website. The article was linked to on the [http://archive.is/kyUJh Drudge Report]. [[wikipedia:David Duke|David Duke]], a former member of Louisiana's State Representatives and a white nationalist, [https://twitter.com/DrDavidDuke/status/796474021625860098 tweeted] the article. '''Chris himself [[Twitter#10 November 2016.1|tweeted]] the article on 10 November.'''

Daniel "Keemstar" Keem, host of the drama YouTube account, Drama Alert, tweeted at Chris and alerting the Secret Service. https://mobile.twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/796281178030567424

Sky Williams, a YouTube gamer with nearly a million subscribers, [https://twitter.com/SkyWilliams/status/796282670959366144 retweeted] Chris's post and added the comment, "k so this shit isn't okay - can we report this?" OneyNG, another YouTube gamer, also [https://twitter.com/OneyNG/status/796273797984718852 retweeted], saying "Chris Chan always knows what to say." Hundreds of retweets were made by their followers.

Conservative website HillaryDaily.com featured the tweet in an [http://hillarydaily.com/brandon/2016/11/10/radical-left-now-threatening-to-assassinate-donald-trump/ article] on 10 November.

==Video Games==
===McPixel===
On 25 [[June 2012]], the indie game ''McPixel'' featured a homage to [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris' sexcapades with inanimate objects]] by having a special ending sequence depicting the titular character dry-humping a PS3 in the same stance Chris was.

{{Infobox/video
|name= McPixel Extra Ending
|video= {{#ev:youtube|TWHd_10zcaY}}
}}

===Goat Simulator===
[[File:Goat.jpg|thumb|300px|The goat unfortunately named Chris-Chan.]]
The "Goat MMO Simulator" DLC pack adds a simulated MMO mode that parodies games such as World of Warcraft. AI-controlled goats simulate the presence of other players, and their names are drawn randomly from a list of pre-generated names. 'Chris-chan' is one of the names on this list.

===Akinator the Genie===
"Chris-Chan Sonichu", "Sonichu", "Rosechu", "Magi-Chan", and "Bob Chandler" are guessable characters in the online/iOS game ''Akinator the Genie''.

===OK K.O.! Lakewood Plaza Turbo===
An iOS/Android beat-em-up based on a Cartoon Network pilot, ''OK K.O.!'' introduces certain characters with a short biography screen (including a quote). The one for Carol (the player character's mother) has her saying "Go out and defend our Plaza--to the extreme!" (clearly echoing the cover to [[Sonichu 0]]).<ref>http://imgur.com/wvpZ8uW</ref>

Worth noting is that ''OK K.O.!'' is intended for general audiences.

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Media that has been published in real life]]

Chris in the media

2017-05-11T01:18:56Z

Promethean: /* Major Internet media */ + Kotaku

[[Image:The truth about cwc.jpg|thumb|right|Just you wait.]]
{{see also|Sonic the Hedgehog#References to Chris}}

[[Chris]], being an attention whore of sorts, has frequently managed to find himself in the '''media''' spotlight. Whether it be [[Chris and television|television]], newspapers, magazines or, of course, [[Chris and the Internet|the Internet]], if Chris can find some way to get his 15 minutes of fame, he'll do it.

==Traditional media==
===''Richmond Times-Dispatch''===
{{main|IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES}}

In 1993, the ''[[Wikipedia:Richmond Times-Dispatch|Richmond Times-Dispatch]]'' newspaper ran an article detailing how Chris changed his name from "Christopher" to "Christian". This was Chris's first known appearance in media.

===Sonic The Hedgehog Watch And Win Sweepstakes===
{{main|Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes}}

Chris's second appearance in the media was a news report in [[1994]] chronicling Chris's first victory, winning a contest celebrating one of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoons.

===Chris Chan in the PokéNews===
{{main|Chris Chan in the PokéNews}}

In [[1999]], Chris made his third appearance in a news report on the growing success of the Pokémon Trading Card Game. He was 17 years old at the time, and he was playing [[Pokémon]] cards with [[Pedofork|kids as young as 8]].

===''Nintendo Power'' Magazine===
{{main|Nintendo Power Magazine}}

Twice, Chris has used the magazine ''Nintendo Power'' to get himself attention. First was a letter Chris wrote telling Nintendo how he used a [[Sprung|video game]] to cure his [[Noviophobia|fear of talking to girls]]. The second time detailed Chris's ''Animal Crossing'' video, though there he was known as [[Sonichu]], not Chris.

===[[Shoujo Beat]]===
{{main|Shoujo Beat}}

Chris sent a letter to an [[anime]]-themed magazine that got published in its November [[2005]] issue. In it, he complains about [[JERKS]] taking away all the pretty [[boyfriend-free girl]]s and leaving him to be a [[Virgin With Rage|lonesome virgin]]. A response was published in the March [[2006]] issue, in which the writer instructs Chris on the error of his ways.

===Daily Progress===
[[Image:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|thumb|Admit it, if you've never heard of Chris before, would you think that they were actually referring to a 25-year-old man here?]]

On 14 [[July 2007]], Chris and Barb were mentioned in the ''Daily Progress'' section of their local newspaper<ref>http://www.dailyprogress.com/news/rummage-sale-goes-all-year/article_8364fd1b-b1cf-5902-91f9-d05a19a0453d.html</ref>.

{{quotebox|The line began forming outside the door around 2 p.m., three hours before the SPCA's new rummage shop in Charlottesville opened for a special sneak preview Friday.

By 4:45, nearly 50 people were waiting in line, while about 30 volunteers inside put the finishing touches in place.

"I've got my eye on the riding mower right there," said Barry Ross as he stood at the head of the line, looking through the window at a red tractor.

And right behind Ross, Christian and Barbara Chandler were waiting to shop. Christian wanted toys and video games, while his mother wanted to look for fabric.}}

===Toucher and Rich===
{{main|Toucher and Rich Segment}}

On 12 [[May 2009]] Chris's antics became so famous that it sparked the interest of a radio podcast in [[Wikipedia:Boston|Boston]]. The whole media furor was sparked by the "[[I Got A Fish]]" video. However, most of the show covered Chris's videos addressed to [[Ivy]].<ref>[http://www.wbcn.com/topic/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=3705145]</ref>

===Kevin and Bean===
{{main|The Kevin and Bean Show Segment}}

One of Chris's [[Captain's Log]]s is dissected by the hosts [[Wikipedia:Kevin and Bean|Kevin and Bean]]. Notably, the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|video in question]] required ''a full two minutes'' dedicated to disclaimers, as well as censoring of [[Semen#Recycling|certain]] [[Honest content|unairable]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|acts]] .

===''Web Soup''===
{{main|For G4s Web Soup}}

Once again, Chris's "[[I Got A Fish]]" video was briefly featured, this time on [[Wikipedia:G4 (TV channel)|G4]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Web Soup|Web Soup]]'' on 2 [[July 2009]]. While the segment lasted less than 30 seconds, Chris initially felt honored and used the opportunity to try to score some [[china]], only to belatedly realize after he uploaded an entire video about it that shows like ''Web Soup'' are devoted to mocking people like him.

===Save McIntire Park===
{{main|McIntire Park}}

In [[July 2009]], Chris briefly appears in the background of a news segment about saving McIntire Park, [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]. Later, Chris receives recognition at a council meeting for drawing a large sign.

===''Slylock Fox''===
[[File:SonichuSlylockFox25Sep2011.JPG|thumb|115px|"Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9"]]

On 25 September 2011, ''[[Wikipedia:Slylock Fox & Comics for Kids|Slylock Fox & Comics for Kids]]'', a comic strip about comic strips published by King Features Syndicate, featured a black-and-white image<ref>[http://content.comicskingdom.net/Slylock/Slylock.20110925.gif]</ref> of [[Sonichu]] in the "Your Drawing" panel. The illustration, which ran in thousands of papers nationwide, was accompanied by text, which read: "Today's terrific artist is Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9." The strip's author, Bob Weber Jr., admitted on the Comics Curmudgeon blog<ref>[http://joshreads.com/?p=10951#comment-1014594]</ref> that he fully believed that the "artist" was 9 (rather than 29) when he selected the drawing out of the dozens that are submitted to the strip every week.

===Opie & Anthony===
{{main|Opie and Anthony}}

On 27 [[May 2009]], ''[[Wikipedia:Opie and Anthony|The Opie & Anthony Show]]'' on [[Wikipedia:Sirius XM Radio|Sirius XM Radio]], which was broadcast to 18.5 million units, [[Opie and Anthony|did a commentary segment]] on Chris's video response to drinking his own [[cum]] and shitting his adult diapers. It is unknown whether he's realized that his [[autistic]] antics have technically been broadcast to low earth orbit.

===''Houston Press''===
On 12 [[July 2012]], the ''[[Wikipedia:Houston Press|Houston Press]]'' published an article on Rex Nabours III of defunct folk punk band Guwange and his attempts to raise money for sick children. Nabours was quoted in the article saying "I did a Christian Weston Chandler (the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' guy) [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys|covers album]] earlier this year with the intent of giving any money I made off of it to Autism-related charities because the dude is basically [[Song for Jackie.MOV|blackface]] for autism".<ref>http://blogs.houstonpress.com/artattack/2012/07/rex_nabours_extra_life.php</ref>

===''Failosophy'' ===
{{Deletedvideo}}
[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Featured pic]]

MTV's show ''[[Wikipedia:Failosophy|Failosophy]]'' mocked Internet idiots like Chris. While the show lasted a mere 3 months due to negative reception, one of his [[Tomgirl]] pics memorably and unsurprisingly showed up in the 4th episode of the show, viewed by almost a million people. Jump to 0:26 for his appearance.

{{Infobox/video
|name= Chris-Chan on MTV's Failosophy
|video= {{#ev:youtube|Hqy4scnj1EI}}
}}

Chris, unusually, gave a response via [[Facebook]].

{{quotebox| I had no ill will against MTV. I enjoyed the women in "[[Wikipedia:Undressed|Undressed]]"; I like [[Beavis and Butt-head|Daria]]; the [[Dating education|dating game show]] was fun to watch, and to put them way at the bottom, [[Beavis and Butt-head|Beavis and Butt-Head]] were [[Christian Weston Chandler|so stupid, it became crazy-funny]].

I have been the victim of Trolling/Cyber-Bullying for the past greater than five years. I get that whatever gets onto the [[Chris and the Internet|internet]] is near impossible to remove.

And now I find that among the shit I was trolled of, this ONE photograph, which was originally taken for a WOMAN years ago, gets compared with a literal meat-head and a plush-head, and is made available on iTunes for two dollars!

From the one woman's words, Jamie Lee... I don't know what is worse, that she would not date me, or that she would put me in jail over a freaking couch. Lee, My Once Good Name was actually Jailed, because of the SET UPS those Anonymous, LULZy, Shit-Faced TROLLS. [[Chris and reality|At least I was more clean, sexy and gung-ho than either of the ugly, grimy freak shows I was compared with.]]

If I did not have a very good day beforehand today, I would seriously be [[Chris and the Law|calling my Attorney]] on your damn show's ass.|[[Christian Weston Chandler]], after 950,000 people saw him on ''[[Wikipedia:Failosophy|Failosophy]]''.}}

To this day, Chris has not followed up on this threat of legal action. The episode with Chris in it also remains available on iTunes.

===Local TV Broadcast===
{{main|Destruction of Chris's House}}
A local TV broadcast gave a brief report on the [[Destruction of Chris's House]].

{{Infobox/video
| name = Fire at 14 Branchland Court
| video = {{#ev:youtube|qkYnMRh26Oo}}
}}

===''New York'' Magazine===
On 19 [[July 2016]], [[Wikipedia:New York (magazine)|''New York'' magazine]] featured an article on its website, [http://nymag.com/selectall/2016/07/kiwi-farms-the-webs-biggest-community-of-stalkers.html "Kiwi Farms, the Web's Biggest Community of Stalkers"]. The article was meant as an attack on [[CWCki Forums|Kiwi Farms]], inaccurately describing it as a vague group across [[4chan|mult]][[/cwc/|iple]] [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|web]][[Twitter|sites]] instead a single forum community. However, in describing the site's origins and operations, it largely focuses on Chris himself and the "torment" he faced from [[trolls]] during his internet heyday. There is also a mention of [[A-Log]] and his fallout with other Christorians.

The article is notably one of the few pieces of [[White knight|positive press]] Chris has received since his rise to internet fame. In addition to attacking his trolls, the author, Margaret Pless, describes him in sympathetic terms such as "[[Chris and art|artist]], [[Video games|gamer]], and [[Sonichu (comic)|creative type]]" and fails to mention [[Chris and anger|his]] [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|horrific]] [[Chris and race|opinions]], [[Death threats|statements]], [[28 October 2011|or]] [[26 December 2014|actions]]. Pless is also under the impression that Chris is legitimately [[Tomgirl|transgender]], and accordingly refers to him as "Christine" and with female pronouns.

===''Sonic Boom''===
[[File:Mark tapir.jpeg|thumb|250px|Chris finally meets his hero.]]
On 10 [[December 2016]], an episode of ''[[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonic Boom]]'' called "The Biggest Fan" premiered on Cartoon Network. The episode features a character named Mark the Tapir that parodies the ''Sonic'' fanbase. Mark is depicted in the episode as a creepy, obsessive stalker who kidnaps Sonic and forces him to act out fanfiction that he wrote. While the character is likely intended as a general parody, he appears to have been heavily inspired by Chris in particular. He closely resembles pre-tomgirl Chris, and one scene seems to reference the "blue arms" debacle. Mark even orders an [[April 16 Fetish Vids|orange soda]] during one scene, though this is probably an unintentional reference.

Chris [[December 2016 Facebook posts#Sonic Boom parody|acknowledged]] the parody on December 13, 2016. He stated that he saw no resemblance between himself and the Mark character, and that he is "[[Chris and reality|not mental or crazy like that at all]]."

The episode's writers, Doug Liebilch and Bill Freiberger, responded to questions on Twitter about the episode. Liebilch said that [https://twitter.com/DougLieblich/status/808080337859293184 "He's not based on anyone specific. Just an obsessive fan character."] Freiberger also denied that Mark was based on Chris, and unlike Liebilch, he knows who Chris is, saying [https://twitter.com/BillFreiberger/status/809087510156410880 "Mark is 100% NOT based on CWC. He is a general fan type. We've done many blue arm jokes in the series. Not a clue."]

==Major Internet media==
===''Honest Game Trailers''===
Three minutes into the video, Chris is brought up as an example of the horrors of the Sonic fandom, particularly showcasing [[Warning - Naughty Women ;)]]. Less than a minute later, Sonic is jokingly referred to as Sonichu.

{{Infobox/video
|name= SONIC THE HEDGEHOG (Honest Game Trailers)
|video= {{#ev:youtube|TR7r4PlNeOY}}
}}

===Fark.com===
The world-renown Internet portal [[Wikipedia:Fark|Fark]] to [[ECV 00095]] on 5 [[May 2009]].<ref>[http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4369161|Fark linked]</ref>

{{quote|You don't need to search any longer, the [[The Creepy Stare|creepiest]] person on [[the internet]] has been found|A Farker}}

===Heavy.com===
Chris tops the site's list of the 20 Worst Internet Losers, posted 13 [[July 2010]].

{{quote|There could be no other choice to close out this list. Christian Weston Chandler, aka Chris-Chan, is like every horrible thing about [[the Internet]] made flesh. [[14 Branchland Court|Lives]] with his [[Borb|parents]], sponges off the [[Monthly tugboat|government]] and uses the cash for [[PS3|PlayStation 3]] games and [[sex toys]], walks around the [[Fashion Square Mall|mall]] with his Game Boy [[love quest|looking for girlfriends]], posts incoherent YouTube videos of himself [[For Julie's Eyes Only|humping an anime bodypillow]] and yelling “Oh, [[Julie]],” the list will go on forever. C.W.C. is the ''ne plus ultra'' of Web losers.|Heavy.com, [http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2010/07/the-20-worst-internet-losers/4/ 20 Worst Internet Losers]}}

===Harry Partridge===
[[Image:HappyHarryRosechu.jpg|thumb|125px|"Actually, it is excellent; I would not change a thing about it." -Chris, [[Mailbag 9]]]]
Animator [[Wikipedia:Harry Partridge|Harry Partridge]] (best known for his [[parody|slanderous mockery]] [[Wikipedia:Saturday Morning Watchmen|Saturday Morning ''Watchmen'']]) has made several references to Chris and Sonichu, the first of which being a drawing of [[Rosechu]] uploaded to Newgrounds.<ref>[http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/happyharry/rosechu ]</ref> An animated version of Chris appears briefly in the animated cartoon short "Nicolas Cage Wants Cake", a musical remix of a scene from ''[[Family Guy|The Family Man]]''.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesaA]</ref> In the animated short "Skyrim", [[Son-Chu]]'s "SONICHU" license plate can be seen in the background during the first scene.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY]</ref> In the Followup, "Song of Skyrim", Chris makes a brief cameo in the crowd <ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsqiSknjHK8]</ref>

Harry himself has commented on [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]]'s upload of the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] song "[[I'll Never Leave You, Ivy]]", jokingly stating "I want this played at my funeral."

When interviewing Harry Partridge on Animation Aficionados, the hosts asked Harry about Chris's cameos in some of his videos (from 0:19:43). The discussion the hosts have with Harry about Chris is quite lengthy, during which Mr. Partridge admits that he is "obsessed with him":<ref>[http://animationaficionados.com/2011/08/23/episode-35-harry-partridge/]</ref>

{{Quote|1=I really am obsessed with him... I check [[CWCki|''Sonichu.com'']], the wiki about Chris-chan and his weird life, if not daily, every couple of hours... there must be more written about Chris-chan than George Washington. |2=Harry Partridge|3=}}

===''Atop the Fourth Wall''===
Comic book reviewer Lewis [[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs|Lovhaug]] (a.k.a. "Linkara") goes on a brief tirade in his 99th video "Top 15 Things I Will Never Review" about ''Sonichu'' on the subject of webcomics at the 24 minute mark.<ref>[http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2010/09/top-15-comics-ill-never-review.html]</ref>

{{Infobox/video
|name= Linkara Discusses Sonichu & Chris-Chan
|video= {{#ev:youtube|mDfRk0qt5HQ}}
}}

{{quote|"But wait," the internet cried back, "let me tell you about the horror that is called...Sonichu!" Yes people, I have heard of Sonichu. I really wish I ''hadn't'' heard of Sonichu. I would be a much happier man if I hadn't.|Linkara, speaking for everyone who has ever become aware of Sonichu.}}

While he'd previously made the point that he wouldn't review webcomics in general, Linkara didn't want to review ''Sonichu'' in particular because he didn't want to acknowledge it further. He describes Chris as a "[[The Tale of the Crazy Pacer|creepy stalker]]". Towards the end of the episode, a character tries to pressure Linkara into reviewing ''Sonichu'' before Linkara settles on reviewing a ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' comic for his 100th episode. At the end of the video, he uses "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Do I Creep You Out?" as the credits music, a possible jab at Chris.

===RayWilliamJohnson===
{{Infobox/video
|name= =3 - I will end you!
|video= {{#ev:youtube|q2jERPp3Z0w}}
}}

{{quote|Wait a minute, did he just say he recycles his...HOLY SH*bleep*IT! Oh, that is some NASTY sh*bleep*t, oh, oh GOD!|Ray, representing pretty much anybody who saw the video for the first time}}

In an early episode of ''=3'' (pronounced "equals three"), vlogger Ray William Johnson made fun of Chris's habit of [[recycling]] his [[navy]]. Though he never gave Chris's name, referring to him rather inaccurately as "your average ''[[Captain's Log|Star Trek]]'' fan", he did provide a link to Chris's old channel. Jump to 2:09 in the linked video.

===BlackBusterCritic===
Chris has been on the BlackBusterCritic's Sonic Brainfart's videos where BBC highlights the points of Chris' wrong doings. Jamin also has a part two of the series, but it is unknown what happened to it.

{{Infobox/video
|name= SonicBrainFart Christian Weston Chandler Chris chan Part 1 1 2
|video= {{#ev:youtube|jgSweXQcZvY}}
}}

===Something Awful===
{{Infobox/video
|name= Sonic the hog
|video= {{#ev:youtube|pIKTFNTBM_0}}
|subject= Reupload by Owldof Hootler
}}

The last episode of [[Wikipedia:Something Awful|Something Awful]]'s “Webcam Ward” is a commentary on [[ECV 00002]].<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/sonic-the-hog.php]</ref>

Also, the first episode of The Flash Tub's "Gaming Guyz", while not mentioning Chris outright, directly references his [[medallion]], and how Sonic cured his autism in Part 12.<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/gaming-guys-cartoon.php]</ref>

===SpliceToday.com===
An article<ref>[http://www.splicetoday.com/digital/come-back-christian-weston-chandler]</ref> posted on 6 January, 2011 on this multimedia blog decried Chris's latest exile from the Internet. It sums up Chris's history and behavior while sharing a personal account of the author taking steps to improve his life in order to distance himself from the similarities he saw between Chris and himself.

{{quote|It’s a little sad, and a little beautiful, and somewhere out there, Christian Weston Chandler is heating up his [[:File:Kroger sighting.jpg|Hungry Man]] lunch in a supermarket microwave (because his [[kitchen]] microwave has been buried under old Christmas decorations) and playing his [[Nintendo]] DS, and maybe ogling a salesgirl from across the produce section before he approaches her awkwardly and uses a pickup line that he misread from the Internet, and I wish I could continue to see it all.|SpliceToday.com, Come Back, Christian Weston Chandler}}

===Nicole Richie's twitter===
On 5 [[December 2009]] American socialite [[Wikipedia:Nicole Richie|Nicole Richie]] posted on [[Twitter]]<ref>[http://twitpic.com/s7pfi]</ref> an image of Chris in his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]'s underwear and humorously presented it as a picture of [[wikipedia:Benji Madden|Benji Madden]], brother of her then boyfriend (now husband) [[Wikipedia:Joel Madden|Joel Madden]].

===Sega Acknowledges Sonichu===
On 13 [[January 2012]], two [[Sega]] of America employees corpsed in one of their "Free Stuff Friday" videos when one talked about a Super [[Sonic]] plush they were giving away and the female called it "Sonichu?". While this is not [[TRUE and HONEST]] Sonichu [[Jimmy Hill|merchandise]], it shows that at least some Sega employees are aware of Sonichu's existence. Jump to 3:50 in the linked video.

{{Infobox/video
|name= SEGA's Free Stuff Friday - January 13, 2012
|video= {{#ev:youtube|Cnoq4-Mhpgc}}
}}

Chris saw the video and [[List of Christian's comments on Youtube|commented]], ''I do not find that commentary funny at all. In fact, I feel pissed off to be ridiculed soo lightly.''<ref>[[List of Christian's comments on Youtube#SEGA's Free Stuff Friday-January 13, 2012]]</ref>

===Maddox===
Internet comedy writer [[wikipedia:Maddox (writer)|George "Maddox" Ouzounian]], best-known for his website [http://maddox.xmission.com The Best Page in the Universe], critiqued Chris's [[:File:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|first drawing of Sonic the Hedgehog]] on one of his side-projects, [http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com I Am Better Than Your Kids], as one of many children's drawings to help promote his novel of the same name. Like most other works on the site, Maddox gave the drawing an F. <ref>[http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com/?p=117]</ref>

===Cvillepedia===
On a wiki dedicated to Charlottesville culture and "celebrities," he has what can only be described as a tongue-in-cheek article.<ref>http://www.cvillepedia.org/mediawiki/index.php/Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref>

===Cracked.com===
[[File:CWccracked.jpg|thumb|200px|#22 on Insane Subcultures.]]
Chris showed up on [[Wikipedia:Cracked.com|Cracked]]'s front page as #22 on 9 [[April 2014]] as part of "25 Insane Subcultures You Won't Believe Actually Exist".<ref>[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_859_25-insane-subcultures-you-wont-believe-actually-exist/]</ref>

===Smosh===
Chris's Sonic Totem statue was featured one Smosh's site, via the 'Smosh Pit' section which mostly contains articles, countdowns and memes. It was listed in the [http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/people-who-tried-crafts-pinterest-and-totally-nailed-it?_rtu=TFS6IVnISRKfI2Vc%2BgJJHA%2B '22 People Who Tried Crafts On Pinterest and TOTALLY NAILED IT'] article.

===IMDb===
Chris has his own IMDb entry page. To date he only has two credits, both in the "archive footage" category; the aforementioned ''=3'' video, and the later WTFIWWY segment.<ref>[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ IMDb page]</ref>

===Wii U Daily===
The website Wii U Daily (now known as Nintendo Today) has an article on the [[GameStop]] incident that occurred on [[26 December 2014]].<ref>[http://wiiudaily.com/2014/12/man-maces-gamestop-employee-over-sonic-boom/ Man maces GameStop employee over Sonic Boom | Wii U]</ref> Chris eventually found the article, then proceeded to go on a long rambling on Facebook on why the writer should respect him and his terrible ways--even going as far to call the writer a horrible male, despite the writer being ''fe''male.

===Reddit===
There is an entire subreddit on the popular website Reddit entitled "r/cwc", which is predictably all about Chris and his shenanigans. Eventually, however, it was later set to private mode and cannot be viewed unless you are a moderator or approved submitter.

On 23 [[September 2014]], the subreddit r/shittykickstarters linked to Chris's [[Kickstarter]] project for getting Legos.

On 1 [[January 2015]], the Wii U Daily article about the 26 December 2014 incident was linked to another subreddit, r/rage.<ref>[http://www.reddit.com/r/rage/comments/2r0kyh/man_maces_gamestop_employee_over_sonic_boom/ Man maces employee over Sonic Boom : rage]</ref>

On 1 [[September 2016]], a post which promised a new Chris [[saga|story]] every day of the following month was submitted to the r/CringeAnarchy subreddit.<ref>[http://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/50q2rb/announcing_chris_history_month/ Announcing Chris History Month! : CringeAnarchy]</ref> The subreddit's background image was replaced accordingly with the [[:File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|classic picture of Chris]] [[creepy stare|staring creepily into the void]].

===SleepyCabin===
On 14 December 2014, Spazkid, creator of ''[[Sonichu the animated series|Sonichu: The Animated Series]]'' described his fascination with Chris, how he began trolling in 2007, and why he ultimately regrets doing it.

{{quote|Chris-Chan is—he’s an enigma which to so many people—they thought he was a troll. Because they’re like, “there’s no way this motherfucker is real” because he’s like the most saddest human being ever. And it’s SAD because it’s like… I spent four years of my life fucking with him and people are like, “bring it back!” And I’m like, “NO! LET IT DIE.” It’s like depressing—it’s not the golden age—it’s the depressing age.| Spazkid, rebuking the weens.}}

Interestingly, the SleepyCabin podcast members reveal that [[Harry Partridge]] once contacted Chris about developing a game with him. Apparently, Chris turned Harry down because he thought he wasn’t a talented enough animator. Jump to 1:43:25 in the link.

{{Infobox/video
|name= SleepyCast 11 - [Spooktacular Q&A Spectacular]
|video= {{#ev:youtube|Q6bNWhCEurY}}
}}

===Radio Dead Air===
{{main|WTFIWWY Segment}}

On the 29 December 2014 edition of his ''What the Fuck is Wrong with You?'' podcast, Radio Dead Air (and Channel Awesome) star Nash and his co-star Tara discussed the 26 December 2014 incident. Until this point Nash had shed away from discussing Chris for much the same reason as Linkara, but decided he had to discuss it to the overwhelming volume of attention and e-mail the incident generated, along with the utter insanity displayed by Chris.<ref>[http://channelawesome.com/wtfiwwy-live-the-passion-of-the-chris-chan/ WTFIWWY Live: The Passion of the Chris Chan]</ref>

===Design & Trend===
On 30 December 2014, website Design & Trend also posted an article about the 26 December 2014 incident.<ref>[http://www.designntrend.com/articles/33011/20141230/gamestop-maced-shocking-assault-sonic-fanboy-over-sonics-arms-sonichu-jailed-watch.htm GameStop Employee Maced In Shocking Assault By 'Sonic' Fanboy Over Sonic's Arms: 'Sonichu' Creator Jailed]</ref> The article link has apparently been [[Twitter|tweeted]] 15 times, according to the website.

===ReviewTechUSA===
{{Infobox/video
|name= Chris Chan Assaults Gamestop Employee Over Sonic Boom
|video= {{#ev:youtube|2zBXTErUpbc}}
}}

On 2 January 2015, ReviewTechUSA made a video about the 26 December 2014 incident.

===The Mysterious Mr. Enter===
Animation reviewer The Mysterious Mr. Enter made a slight nudge at Chris while preparing to rant about the infamous "I Am Autism" commercial from [[wikipedia:Autism Speaks|Autism Speaks]] (one of many reasons why the organization is disliked among the autism community), saying that it "makes autistic people look worse than...I dunno, Chris-Chan does." Jump to 2:15 in the linked video--and by the way, that is a microphone, not a giant Icee cup. He also mentioned [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] near the end of his review of 12-oz. Mouse.

{{Infobox/video
|name= Mr. Enter Speaks About Autism Speaks
|video= {{#ev:youtube|rMPNvcJtIR8}}
}}

===Game Grumps===
{{Infobox/video
|name= Leisure Suit Larry 6: Too Easy - PART 13 - Steam Train
|video= {{#ev:youtube|xbTmGQUWwjM}}
}}

{{quote|Ross: "You'll be like Sonichu- the electric hedgehog Pokémon."
Suzy: "Oh man, my dreams come true..."}}

In an episode of ''Steam Train'', Suzy walks into the Grump Room mid recording to quietly grab a blanket. Ross and Dan draw attention to her anyway, and they warn her they blanket is full of static electricity and it may just make her like Sonichu, to which Suzy is less than enthusiastic about. Jump to 6:00 for the whole conversation.

===SuperPrincessDaisy64===
{{Infobox/video
|name= Boom Shadow
|video= {{#ev:youtube|LtVamUVxMa8}}
}}

Chris appears at 1:13 where the song mocks him for disliking the blarms. Of note is that [[Wikipedia:Mike Pollock|Mike Pollock]], the TRUE and HONEST English voice actor for [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr. Eggman]], has commented on the video and given it his approval, meaning yet another of Chris's heroes is at least tangentially aware of his existence.

===''Sonic the Hedgehog'' Twitter===
On June 10, 2015, a fan asked the official [[Twitter]] account of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] (which has been verified and everything) if [[Sonichu]] will be playable in ''[[Sonic Boom]]: Fire & Ice''.<ref>https://archive.is/eWfjQ</ref> Their response?

{{quote|Maybe, but only if we give Sonichu blue arms, three scarves, and ultimately just redesign him as Big the Cat.}}

Two later posts also made minor mentions of Sonichu. The first was on March 9, 2016, in which [[Dr. Eggman]] attempts to cancel getting "Big the Cat facts" on his phone by texting his favorite Sonic character, but is told that his favorite Sonic character is Sonichu.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/707622466391117824</ref> The second was April 29, 2016, where "Sonichu" is one possible name on a "What's Your Sonic Name" chart making fun of the "original characters" in the Sonic fandom.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/726090715885756416</ref>

===Crave Online Australia===
[[File:ChrisSonichuSupanova.png|thumb|200px|Cosplayers as Christian and Sonichu at Supanova Sydney in 2015]]
Crave Online, a website showcasing various video coverage from games, films, sports and others topics covered a convention in [[PandaHalo|Australia]] called Supanova in 2015. A duo cosplayed as Chris and Sonichu, making a brief reference to [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Nintendo]] rejecting Chris's game proposal.<ref>http://www.craveonline.com.au/entertainment/articles/869761-watch-supanova-pop-culture-expo-2015-sydney-wrap</ref>

===Larry Bundy, Jr.===
Chris made a cameo appearance in the "''Apaches''" episode of ''Films Yanks Can't Wank'', during a mention of [[Jimmy Hill]]. Jump to 1:55 in the linked video.

{{Infobox/video
|name= Films Wanks Can't Wank - Apaches (HD)
|video= {{#ev:youtube|W3JjyoEhCuo}}
}}

===CatalystEXE===
CatalystEXE, most famous for being the voice of Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life, made a drawing of Christian, Rosechu (with a [[china]] for a mouth), a [[pickle]], and Sonic during a livestream. Watch from 46:12-58:21 in the video to see him draw the picture. He also made two comments regarding Christian.
[[File:Cata4.png|thumb|200px|The drawing in question. Reads: "My feet are so hot and sweaty from running around all day! Maybe you can help me cool off!"]]
[[File:Cata.PNG|thumb|200px|His first comment]]
[[File:Cata2.PNG|thumb|200px|His second comment]]
{{Infobox/video
|name= Art
|video= {{#ev:youtube|GCSVSpo6eRk}}
}}

===Drunken Peasants===
Chris appeared on the ''Drunken Peasants'' podcast (starring TJ, also known as [[Thorg|The Amazing Atheist]]) episode 129 on July 10, 2015.

{{Infobox/video
|name= TJ Slaps Stevie - Confederate flag Taken Down in SC - Stupid Ads - DPP #129
|video= {{#ev:youtube|pBC7EMkQzzI}}
}}

===The Jimquisition===
In his review of ''Sonic the Hedgehog 2 3D'' for the 3DS, Jim Sterling gives a list of reasons why the original ''Sonic 2'' was an all-time classic. In this list, Jim mentions that the game is "a great way to meet [[boyfriend-free girl]]s," and also makes reference to the blue arms controversy.<ref>[http://www.thejimquisition.com/sonic-the-hedgehog-2-3d-review/]</ref>

===Your Movie Sucks===
33 seconds into YMS's review of ''Cyberbully'', the infamous picture of Chris wearing Barb's bra and panties is shown when Adam says "You can control what you post." The photo was actually leaked, but the point still stands given that one can control what pictures they take of themselves.

{{Infobox/video
|name= YMS: Cyberbully (Full Review)
|video= {{#ev:youtube|fi8A-GHOo8c}}
}}

===Adam Baldwin's twitter===
On 5 December 2015, actor [[wikipedia:Adam Baldwin|Adam Baldwin]] tweeted an image showing photos of various people who are either opposed or supporitve of GamerGate. At the top of the image on its far left side a picture of Chris can be seen.<ref>[https://archive.is/2oxcX]</ref> The tweet was later on deleted.<ref>[https://twitter.com/adambaldwin/status/673221909681602560]</ref>
===Gawker===
On 5 [[May 2016]], controversial gossip website [[Wikipedia:Gawker|Gawker]] wrote about deleted [[Wikipedia]] articles, including ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''.<ref>http://gawker.com/a-tender-loving-sonic-pokemon-crossover-and-more-artic-1774546168</ref>

===Return of Kings===
Chris has an article and is commonly used as an example of an "omega" on the Kings Wiki, the wiki of controversial neomasculinity group Return of Kings.<ref>[http://en.kingswiki.com/wiki/Christian_Weston_Chandler]</ref><ref>http://en.kingswiki.com/wiki/Omega</ref>

===Zip Zap===
{{Infobox/video
|name= MANGLENN | DeviantArt Rants #1
|video= {{#ev:youtube|iH3icqBO8Vw}}
}}
German-American ranter Zip Zap made a slight nod to Chris Chan when comparing a pedophile named Manglenn to him, even adding [[I Recycle My Own Semen|"at least [Manglenn] doesn't recycle his own semen... not from what we know"]].

===Milo Yiannopoulos===
On 20 January 2017, prominent editor of Breitbart News, Milo Yiannopoulous, spoke at the University of Washington. The event, called ''Cyberbullying Isn't Real'', contained a segment where Milo comments on how George H.W. Bush, a World War II torpedo bomber pilot and the head of the CIA, was considered a wimp when he ran for president.<ref>Yiannopoulos mistakenly refers to Bush as a fighter pilot in his speech. George H.W. Bush flew a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grumman_TBF_Avenger Grumman TBF Avenger] torpedo bomber.</ref> Milo then poses the question:

{{quote|What will happen when we have the first [[A Public Announcement for Congress|presidential campaign]] featuring a [[Tomgirl Saga|genderqueer]] [[Chris-chan Sonichu|furry]] who has [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|videos of himself crying on YouTube]] because someone insulted his [[My Little Pony]] drawings? We know, don't we, what the first social justice president will look like.| Milo Yiannopoulous, exhibiting a photo of Chris}}

A picture of Chris is then featured on the screen to illustrate Milo's point. Although there were no specific allusions to Chris, Milo gives an almost eerily accurate description of Chris's internet infamy—seemingly derived '''solely''' on the photo itself. If only he had mentioned Sonic recolors, and not My Little Pony. Jump to 1:13:02 in the link.

{{Infobox/video
|name= MILO At University Of Washington: Cyberbullying Isn't Real
|video= {{#ev:youtube|ePF78xrzSQY}}
}}

==Kotaku==
http://kotaku.com/what-people-miss-when-they-use-autistic-as-an-insult-1794491453

==Death threats against Trump==
On 9 [[November 2016]], Chris made multiple death threats against President-elect [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]].

Later that day, one of his Twitter posts was featured in an [http://www.infowars.com/hillary-supporters-burn-american-flag-riot-threaten-to-kill-trump-after-losing-election/ article] by Alex Jones's Infowars website. The article was linked to on the [http://archive.is/kyUJh Drudge Report]. [[wikipedia:David Duke|David Duke]], a former member of Louisiana's State Representatives and a white nationalist, [https://twitter.com/DrDavidDuke/status/796474021625860098 tweeted] the article. '''Chris himself [[Twitter#10 November 2016.1|tweeted]] the article on 10 November.'''

Daniel "Keemstar" Keem, host of the drama YouTube account, Drama Alert, tweeted at Chris and alerting the Secret Service. https://mobile.twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/796281178030567424

Sky Williams, a YouTube gamer with nearly a million subscribers, [https://twitter.com/SkyWilliams/status/796282670959366144 retweeted] Chris's post and added the comment, "k so this shit isn't okay - can we report this?" OneyNG, another YouTube gamer, also [https://twitter.com/OneyNG/status/796273797984718852 retweeted], saying "Chris Chan always knows what to say." Hundreds of retweets were made by their followers.

Conservative website HillaryDaily.com featured the tweet in an [http://hillarydaily.com/brandon/2016/11/10/radical-left-now-threatening-to-assassinate-donald-trump/ article] on 10 November.

==Video Games==
===McPixel===
On 25 [[June 2012]], the indie game ''McPixel'' featured a homage to [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris' sexcapades with inanimate objects]] by having a special ending sequence depicting the titular character dry-humping a PS3 in the same stance Chris was.

{{Infobox/video
|name= McPixel Extra Ending
|video= {{#ev:youtube|TWHd_10zcaY}}
}}

===Goat Simulator===
[[File:Goat.jpg|thumb|300px|The goat unfortunately named Chris-Chan.]]
The "Goat MMO Simulator" DLC pack adds a simulated MMO mode that parodies games such as World of Warcraft. AI-controlled goats simulate the presence of other players, and their names are drawn randomly from a list of pre-generated names. 'Chris-chan' is one of the names on this list.

===Akinator the Genie===
"Chris-Chan Sonichu", "Sonichu", "Rosechu", "Magi-Chan", and "Bob Chandler" are guessable characters in the online/iOS game ''Akinator the Genie''.

===OK K.O.! Lakewood Plaza Turbo===
An iOS/Android beat-em-up based on a Cartoon Network pilot, ''OK K.O.!'' introduces certain characters with a short biography screen (including a quote). The one for Carol (the player character's mother) has her saying "Go out and defend our Plaza--to the extreme!" (clearly echoing the cover to [[Sonichu 0]]).<ref>http://imgur.com/wvpZ8uW</ref>

Worth noting is that ''OK K.O.!'' is intended for general audiences.

==References==
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[[Category:Media that has been published in real life]]

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[[Image:Etc_ebay_bid.PNG|thumb|A small overview of Chris's purchases on eBay.]]
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{{quote|Opened package and was attacked by rabid raccoon. DO NOT TRUST THIS SELLER!|Feedback from fallenfromgrace216 on Chris's eBay account}}

'''eBay''' is an online auction site frequented by [[Chris]] since May [[2001]]. He has often purchased and sold stuff there.

==Chris as a buyer==
Chris bought a number of ''[[My Little Pony]]'' action figures from the site. His many eBay purchases helped Chris accumulate a debt of $2,000 on his credit card.

During the [[Megan Saga]], [[Megan]] often got Chris to buy her stuff — pictures of World War II [[CWCville|Wehrmacht]] soldiers, [[anime]] CDs, ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' paraphernalia — from eBay, probably because she didn't have a credit card herself. In an email from 2007, Megan revealed the nature of the transactions, offering to repay Chris with "cash and or unneeded goodies",<ref>[[Megan Emails, Jan-July 2007#Another email from the "Seriously Stop Fucking Touching Me" collection]]</ref> though it seems in some cases Chris would buy things as gifts for her.

According to his feedback history as of 31 [[March 2010]], he spent $12.97 on ''[[God of War]] III'' The Forgotten Warrior Skin Code for PS3 and $9.99 for a ''God of War III'' Apollo In Game Skin Code. On 1 September 2010, he spent ''$30'' on a [[ModNation Racers]] Ratchet & Clank Mod. To put that in perspective, he could have bought the PSP version of ''ModNation Racers'' with that money, which he already did.<ref name="cwc ebay feedback">[http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=jesusguidesme2&ftab=AllFeedback&myworld=true eBay Feedback Profile for jesusguidesme2]</ref> The Ratchet & Clank Mod was later released on the [[PSN]] for merely $2.<ref>[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/11/09/playstation-store-update-164/ PlayStation Store Update - PlayStation.Blog, 9 Nov 2010]</ref> Most recently, however, Chris purchased a ''Lego Friends'' promotional display stand for $30.<ref name="cwc ebay feedback"/> ''Lego Friends'' is a series of Lego aimed at preteen girls, as evidenced by its general kiddiness and ease of assembly.

After being MIA on eBay for 2 years, he came back in late 2012 as a buyer. A new noteworthy feedback was the Skylanders Giants Wii Bundle Pack plus Bonus, which he sold for $165.

Immediately after listing and successfully selling various drawings (including the [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing]]) and multiple [[Autographed Photos|autographed photos]] in early July 2014, Chris bought several Lego minifig parts on eBay.<ref name="cwc ebay feedback"/>

In 2015, Chris has shown himself to be an avid consumer of Amiibo, which he buys from eBay scalpers at around $30 a pop. Chris seems to be going for a complete collection of Amiibo. In spite of the implied financial troubles that come with legal difficulties and having your home rebuilt from the Ground-Up, [[trolls]] noted that Chris bought a $30 [[Lego]] minifigure and hundreds of dollars in [[Lego]] sets; the typical spending spree for Chris ends in about $600 of tugboat being forked over to various eBayers in exchange for second-hand toys.

In 2016, Chris switched his interests from Amiibos to Transformers, spending hundreds of dollars on acquiring new figures, despite being neck-deep in the [[Financhu Crisis]].

On 8 September 2016, he spent $62.64 to buy a ''Titans Returns: Optimus Prime'' figure. He left feedback on the item, stating, "It was opened, and it was missing one wheel." Oddly, he still rated the transaction positive<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.661/page-644#post-1783606</ref>.

==Chris as a seller==
[[Image:Meat.jpg|thumb|TRUE and HONEST ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' merchandise]]
[[Image:Gibson.jpg|thumb|left|Notice the wonderful pile of dishes. Who wouldn't want to buy something from this house?]]

===Early sales===
Since late [[2008]], when the Chris-Chan phenomenon became more widely known, people used Chris's eBay account as a means to troll him. They would bid on his auction, not pay, and then leave lulzy negative feedback.

Early in [[2009]], Chris tried to stop this form of trolling by changing his eBay name to "[[Chris and religion|jesusguidesme2]]", and deleting information from his account. It didn't work. The account went dormant in [[September 2010]], but became active again around [[August 2012]].

Around [[September 2009]], Chris, in a rare display of monetary wisdom, sold two of his awful [[Gitar of Fail|guitars]]. While not the autistic magnum opus we know as that [[Gitar of Fail]], "[[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud|Meatwad's Shredwad]]" shows off Chris's disregard for [[Parody|copyright]] and his fail art in one fell stroke. It's perfectly okay for Chris to sell his crappy fake ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'' merch, but none of those slanderous [[trolls]] can do [[Chris and hypocrisy|''the exact same goddamn thing'']] with [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] products. He also sold his Gibson model controller, which was covered in stickers. Someone purchased both controllers for a ridiculous $90.99, plus $6 for shipping.

He also sold a [[Transformers|Bumblebee 2008 Concept Camaro]] claiming that it was unopened, which wasn't true.

In August 2008, Chris auctioned off a pink [[Wikipedia:LeapFrog Enterprises|LeapFrog]] [[Wikipedia:Leapster|Leapster]]. and received $29.99 for it. The Leapster is a handheld "educational" video game system marketed to children ages 4-10. It was released in late [[2003]], which means that Chris was at least ''21'' when he bought it. He may have bought it because there was a [[Sonic the Hedgehog|''Sonic X'']] game available for the system. The game, which involves answering math problems to advance, is appropriate for 5-7 year olds.

On 18 September 2013, Chris returned to eBay and tried to sell the "kre-o micro changers Series 1, 12 piece set complete" collection for $65.

===Bob's Straduarius Violin===
In 2014 Chris used eBay extensively, not only to hock portions of the hoard, but also to sell original artwork, which drew considerable attention from his fans.

The first hint of this uptick in activity was on 28 May, and involved Chris's effort to sell what he listed as a "Straduarius" violin which had belonged to his father. Chris stated that he and his mother desperately needed to sell this family heirloom for some quick cash, even though at the same time Chris was begging his Facebook friends for expensive LEGO sets.

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===Original Drawings===
[[Image:01June2014-Original eBay Drawing.jpg|thumb|"The main image for this sale was edited to prevent forgery during listing, but a sample of the color is the secondary photo."]]
'''Main article:''' [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing]]

On 1 June 2014, Chris listed an [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing]], with bids reaching over $10,000 in the first day of listing. Chris offered to frame the drawing and ship it in bubble wrap, but ''"ONLY when the art is Bought Now for the full price"''. The listing was taken down mysteriously the morning after, but then reappeared later that day. Over the span of eight days, Chris attempted to force this piece of "work" to be sold at an exuberant price, only for it to be taken down repeatedly, forcing eBay to temporarily [[List of places that have banned Chris|ban]] him. He finally sold it for $200 on 1 July.

Over the next several months, Chris listed six more drawings of his Sonichu characters, managing to sell at least one.

===Autographed Photos===
{{Main|Autographed Photos}}

On 1 July 2014, Chris listed [[Autographed Photos|autographed photos of himself]] for sale, at a price of $20 each. Chris offered to write personalized messages in addition to his autograph, as long as the requests are "Not Offensive". In the eBay Q&A for the listing, he approved [[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 7: Christian Chandler in "Off-Target"|"All that is down is only the floor"]] as a message, and indicated that he may possibly wear the [[Medallion of Fail|Sonichu medallion]] for an autographed photo. Indeed, a new photo of himself bedecked in the famous medal was soon on offer. Unfortunately, he stated that his red and blue "The Classic" rugby shirt was lost to [[Destruction Of Chris's House|the January 2014 house fire]], so it would not be available for photos. By 24 July 2014, 58 photos had been sold. He offered more photos for sale in [[June 2015]].

===Commissions===
{{Main|Commissions}}

Also on 1 July, Chris posted listings for [[Commissions|commissioned drawings]], in either black & white ($50), color ($100), or color with frame ($200). By the end of the year, at least 9 color drawings, 10 B&W drawings, and 2 framed drawings had been sold. Prices had also been reduced, and various sales and package deals had been offered.

===Medallions===
{{Main|Medallions}}

In September 2014, Chris began mass-producing his famed [[Sonichu medallion|Sonichu medallions]] on eBay. These proved to be very popular, and many recipients posted their prizes on the CWCki Forums for the world to see. Over 200 had been sold by the summer of 2015. Chris occasionally offered free medallions with the purchase of commissioned drawings or original pieces. A dramatic twist involved his dispute with one "Mr. Smith," whose complaints won him a special "angry eyes" Sonichu medallion.

===Jazz Marathon CDs===
{{Main|WTJU Marathon}}

===Chris takes a break===
On 6 December, Chris announced that he would not be able to produce or sell his artwork until 1 January 2015, as he and his mother would be busy moving back into [[14 Branchland Court]] after its renovation. But nothing happened on this day. Instead, about two weeks into the new year, Chris silently removed all his sale items from his account, making no mention of it on Facebook. Finally, on 2 February, he announced:

{{quotebox|2 February 2015
Relisted: More Sonichu and Rosechu Medallions for satisfied Sonichu and Rosechu Fans. Please, help me get my Seller Status back up to Standard, so I can relist the commissions and photos again. Thank You.}}

Of course, given that he was due to appear in [[26 December 2014|court]] in three days, he was taking a big risk in guaranteeing that he could fulfill orders.

===Sonichu Amiibo===
{{Main|Sonichu Amiibo}}

In line with his demands to his quadrillions of adoring fans that they vote for [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] to appear in the upcoming Smash Bros. game, Chris expanded his merchandising endeavor and began to sell Sonichu Amiibo. Chris's customization process for the generic Sonichu Amiibo involves taking a new and functional Sonic Amiibo, breaking all the limbs off, reattaching them in a janky and unnatural pose with Krazy Glue, attaching Pikachu ears and tail, and slathering the whole thing in glossy paint to give it that "child's art project" look. So far, Amiibo of Sonichu, Blake, the Chaotic Combo, his family members, and himself in various points in time have been put on sale, as well as Amiibos of Mary Lee Walsh, Count Graduon, Silvana, Simonola, and Sonichu's children.

Bizarrely, while Chris seems to be sculpting the Pikachu ears for his custom Amiibos out of [[CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC]], the tails seem to be taken from Pikachu Amiibo. As Chris could simply take the parts from any old Pikachu toy and likely save himself the money on both Pikachu Amiibo and Model Magic, trolls can only speculate on [[autism|why he would choose to do it this way]]. Chris makes barely any return on these custom jobs--with Sonichu Amiibos selling at $41 each, Chris stands to make about $11 per Amiibo sold, losing almost his entire profit margin on P&P and eBay fees alone. Chris sold out the entire stock of his first run within hours of announcing their existence, which means he probably made about a hundred dollars, or, in Chris's terms, five Lego minifigs from some eBay scalper.

The verified Sonichu Amiibo purchases have, so far, arrived in less than pristine condition.

===Pokemon Cards===
On 13 July 2016, prompted by the [[Financhu Crisis|Financhu Crisis]], Chris began listing Pokemon cards for sale to raise money.
Typically for Chris, he didn't bother researching the prices on the cards, instead choosing arbitrarily high numbers for his minimum prices.

====Christian Weston Chandler's Birthday Pikachu Sweepstakes Winner Card====
*Listed: 13 July, as an auction
*Starting bid: $50
*Ending bid: $9,101.00

The winning bidder did not pay.

*Relisted: 9 August, as Buy It Now
*Price: $500

{{quotebox|I, Christine Weston Chandler, past name, Christian Weston Chandler, Creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, was personally one of the lucky winners to be the first to receive a US Promo #24 ______'s Pikachu holographic card, in my mailbox on January 29, 2001, as personally written in the back of the Winner slip received with the card (viewable in the photo). This auction is for not only the card, itself, but also the History, with the Winner slip, as well as my personally written cards. Two card sleeves (one of which with taped slips with my name, birthdate, and a star), and a hard plastic card case, as shown in the photos.

A Real Collectible not only for the Pokemon card game, but also a Memorabilia of myself, Sonichu and Rosechu's Creator. The value of this card And documents kept together will surely rise in value in Years later to come.

It will all be shipped together in a bubble envelope after successful payment receipt.

Thank you.}}
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====Base Set Charizard Holo, No Shadow====
*Listed: 14 July, as Buy It Now
*Price: $100
*Sold: 18 July
{{quotebox|The Near Holy Grail of Pokemon Cards: Shadowless, Base Set Charizard, 4/102. Gently used; Excellent Condition; sleeve included. Will ship in hard card case in bubble envelope.}}
{{quotebox|Gently used in deck; kept in sleeve the whole time; retired to book, in sleeve, for Years.}}
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====Error Misprinted Jungle Electrode, First Edition ====
*Listed: 14 July, as Buy It Now
*Price: $100
{{quotebox|Misprinted First Edition Jungle Electrode; Never has been played with; has been kept in card sleeve for years; Excellent Condition. Will ship in hard card case in bubble envelope.}}
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===Aladdin VHS Black Diamond The Classics===
[[Image:Overpriced.png|thumb|400px|right|You can either buy Chris's copy for $3,000, or buy a different one for a ''much'' lower price.]]

Chris fell for the common Internet rumor that Black Diamond VHS editions of Disney movies are incredibly valuable, because the newer digital editions contain modern edits and so the only way to get the "original" is to buy up old tapes. In reality, these are not at all rare and demand is limited to a few obsessive collectors, so the tapes are only worth $5-$10.<ref>http://www.snopes.com/black-diamond-collection-disney/</ref><ref>http://www.ebay.com/itm/Aladdin-VHS-1993-Walt-Disneys-Black-Diamond-Classic-/182209820230?hash=item2a6c8d3646:g:OB4AAOSwARZXjN~3&_trksid=p2349526.m3874.l7936</ref> Used copies of said tape on Amazon can be as low as 44 cents, and many other Disney movies on VHS can even cost just a penny (plus shipping, but still).

*Listed: 9 August, as Buy It Now
*Price: $3,000
{{quotebox|Aladdin VHS

Black Diamond Edition

Case and VHS Tape in Great Condition.

1993 edition

ISBN 1558906630

717951662033 }}

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===Bob's stamp collection===
{{main|Stamps}}

===Chris's stamp album===
{{main|Stamps}}

===Sonic Totem===
{{main|Sonic Totem}}

===Sonichu drawings from 2014===

*Listed: 19 April, as Buy It Now
*Price: $2,000 (cut to $1,000 by May 10, then to $500 [[biological clock|between 5:00 and 5:29am]] on that day)
*Shipping: Free (Expedited)
{{quotebox|Six classic pieces from Miss Christine Chandler of Sonichu and Rosechu (along with Angelica and Bubbles Rosechu); all individually and personally Certified. You would be remiss to miss out on this deal at each piece valuing at $500 apiece.}}

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===The Classic shirt===
[[File:Classic post-fire 1.jpeg|thumb|The Classic, after being excavated from bags of hoard, still wet from the water firefighters used to combat the fire three years prior. Check out the mold growth.]]
Christine Chandler's Vintage, Iconic, Stripe Shirt

*Listed: 19 April
*Price: $12,000 (Starting Bid), $20,000 (Buy It Now)
*Shipping: Free
*Category: Collectibles > Decorative Collectibles > Other Decorative Collectibles

{{quotebox|You all ask, and you all wanted to know about, the striped shirt of mine as constantly drawn in my Sonichu comic books.

I previously stated that I lost the iconic shirt in the [[Destruction of Chris's House|house Fire of January 10, 2017]]. Actually, that shirt was Not totally lost in that fire; to my recollection, it was in a mountain pile of laundry in the laundry room. So, more accurately, it was in one of the black bags down here. I have just dug through the dirty half of those bags, more than ten or twenty of them. Then, in a bag of damp ones, I found the shirt. I took a photo; part of the selling amount will go to better restoring the shirt; I am personally putting it through a page or two in my washer and dryer. Only after sale of the relic, I will be able to afford having it restored to its glory, and I will frame it and add a personal Certificate of Authenticity, before shipping it. Thank you.}}

He commented further on Facebook after the shirt had been washed, and he changed the listing photo to the one below.
[[File:Classic post-fire 2.jpeg|thumb|left]]

{{quotebox|Just got the shirt out of the dryer; it is clean, no odor; it will still be restored with mending and hopefully put the white back in where that became pink, after the sale and receipt of money. So, Buy It Now. }}

He and a Facebook friend discussed the condition of the shirt and the sanitary conditions of where it was found.

Marie:
{{quoteboxorange| It looks like it's falling apart }}

Chris:
{{quotebox|Yeah, which is why part of the final sale will be used to restore it.}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|Be glad I found it.}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|I'll probably have another cold or something; my throat felt the familiar scratchy after going through those bags; a few of them had wet dirt and wall lining in them. Dang house fire.}}

Marie:
{{quoteboxorange|The wet dirt smell was more than likely mold, be careful digging around in that, it can get you pretty sick if you're not careful }}

Chris:
{{quotebox|Tell me about it; like cat litter.}}

Chris uploaded [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]] to promote the listing, wearing The Classic for the first time in years.

==A Second Account==
On 22 [[June 2015]], Chris opened a second, concurrent eBay account, "pristinechristine1982." In his Facebook [[June 2015 Facebook Posts#New eBay Account|announcement]], he explained that this was "to start fresh on my selling limits and all." It is not clear how eBay would feel about this tactic if they were aware of it. At any rate, he has bought items and sold autographed photos, medallions, and Amiibo through this account with no trouble yet.

On 2 [[September 2015]], Chris posted on Facebook that he was moving from eBay to [[Etsy]] because it is "easier" and "better" than eBay. After losing his Etsy shop in June 2016<ref>Etsy#Shop Closure</ref>, Chris returned to eBay as a seller, listing Pokemon cards in July 2016.

==See also==
*[[List of Chris's eBay sales]]

==References==
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==External links==
*[http://myworld.ebay.com/jesusguidesme2 Chris's first account]
*[http://www.ebay.com/usr/pristinechristine1982 Chris's new account]
*[http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=jesusguidesme2&ftab=AllFeedback&myworld=true His feedback]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?kdhtoczdlxi Stuff Chris auctioned]--DELETED

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[[Image:Etc_ebay_bid.PNG|thumb|A small overview of Chris's purchases on eBay.]]
[[Image:Etc_ebay_win.PNG|thumb|Moar.]]
{{quote|Opened package and was attacked by rabid raccoon. DO NOT TRUST THIS SELLER!|Feedback from fallenfromgrace216 on Chris's eBay account}}

'''eBay''' is an online auction site frequented by [[Chris]] since May [[2001]]. He has often purchased and sold stuff there.

==Chris as a buyer==
Chris bought a number of ''[[My Little Pony]]'' action figures from the site. His many eBay purchases helped Chris accumulate a debt of $2,000 on his credit card.

During the [[Megan Saga]], [[Megan]] often got Chris to buy her stuff — pictures of World War II [[CWCville|Wehrmacht]] soldiers, [[anime]] CDs, ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' paraphernalia — from eBay, probably because she didn't have a credit card herself. In an email from 2007, Megan revealed the nature of the transactions, offering to repay Chris with "cash and or unneeded goodies",<ref>[[Megan Emails, Jan-July 2007#Another email from the "Seriously Stop Fucking Touching Me" collection]]</ref> though it seems in some cases Chris would buy things as gifts for her.

According to his feedback history as of 31 [[March 2010]], he spent $12.97 on ''[[God of War]] III'' The Forgotten Warrior Skin Code for PS3 and $9.99 for a ''God of War III'' Apollo In Game Skin Code. On 1 September 2010, he spent ''$30'' on a [[ModNation Racers]] Ratchet & Clank Mod. To put that in perspective, he could have bought the PSP version of ''ModNation Racers'' with that money, which he already did.<ref name="cwc ebay feedback">[http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=jesusguidesme2&ftab=AllFeedback&myworld=true eBay Feedback Profile for jesusguidesme2]</ref> The Ratchet & Clank Mod was later released on the [[PSN]] for merely $2.<ref>[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/11/09/playstation-store-update-164/ PlayStation Store Update - PlayStation.Blog, 9 Nov 2010]</ref> Most recently, however, Chris purchased a ''Lego Friends'' promotional display stand for $30.<ref name="cwc ebay feedback"/> ''Lego Friends'' is a series of Lego aimed at preteen girls, as evidenced by its general kiddiness and ease of assembly.

After being MIA on eBay for 2 years, he came back in late 2012 as a buyer. A new noteworthy feedback was the Skylanders Giants Wii Bundle Pack plus Bonus, which he sold for $165.

Immediately after listing and successfully selling various drawings (including the [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing]]) and multiple [[Autographed Photos|autographed photos]] in early July 2014, Chris bought several Lego minifig parts on eBay.<ref name="cwc ebay feedback"/>

In 2015, Chris has shown himself to be an avid consumer of Amiibo, which he buys from eBay scalpers at around $30 a pop. Chris seems to be going for a complete collection of Amiibo. In spite of the implied financial troubles that come with legal difficulties and having your home rebuilt from the Ground-Up, [[trolls]] noted that Chris bought a $30 [[Lego]] minifigure and hundreds of dollars in [[Lego]] sets; the typical spending spree for Chris ends in about $600 of tugboat being forked over to various eBayers in exchange for second-hand toys.

In 2016, Chris switched his interests from Amiibos to Transformers, spending hundreds of dollars on acquiring new figures, despite being neck-deep in the [[Financhu Crisis]].

On 8 September 2016, he spent $62.64 to buy a ''Titans Returns: Optimus Prime'' figure. He left feedback on the item, stating, "It was opened, and it was missing one wheel." Oddly, he still rated the transaction positive<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.661/page-644#post-1783606</ref>.

==Chris as a seller==
[[Image:Meat.jpg|thumb|TRUE and HONEST ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' merchandise]]
[[Image:Gibson.jpg|thumb|left|Notice the wonderful pile of dishes. Who wouldn't want to buy something from this house?]]

===Early sales===
Since late [[2008]], when the Chris-Chan phenomenon became more widely known, people used Chris's eBay account as a means to troll him. They would bid on his auction, not pay, and then leave lulzy negative feedback.

Early in [[2009]], Chris tried to stop this form of trolling by changing his eBay name to "[[Chris and religion|jesusguidesme2]]", and deleting information from his account. It didn't work. The account went dormant in [[September 2010]], but became active again around [[August 2012]].

Around [[September 2009]], Chris, in a rare display of monetary wisdom, sold two of his awful [[Gitar of Fail|guitars]]. While not the autistic magnum opus we know as that [[Gitar of Fail]], "[[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud|Meatwad's Shredwad]]" shows off Chris's disregard for [[Parody|copyright]] and his fail art in one fell stroke. It's perfectly okay for Chris to sell his crappy fake ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'' merch, but none of those slanderous [[trolls]] can do [[Chris and hypocrisy|''the exact same goddamn thing'']] with [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] products. He also sold his Gibson model controller, which was covered in stickers. Someone purchased both controllers for a ridiculous $90.99, plus $6 for shipping.

He also sold a [[Transformers|Bumblebee 2008 Concept Camaro]] claiming that it was unopened, which wasn't true.

In August 2008, Chris auctioned off a pink [[Wikipedia:LeapFrog Enterprises|LeapFrog]] [[Wikipedia:Leapster|Leapster]]. and received $29.99 for it. The Leapster is a handheld "educational" video game system marketed to children ages 4-10. It was released in late [[2003]], which means that Chris was at least ''21'' when he bought it. He may have bought it because there was a [[Sonic the Hedgehog|''Sonic X'']] game available for the system. The game, which involves answering math problems to advance, is appropriate for 5-7 year olds.

On 18 September 2013, Chris returned to eBay and tried to sell the "kre-o micro changers Series 1, 12 piece set complete" collection for $65.

===Bob's Straduarius Violin===
In 2014 Chris used eBay extensively, not only to hock portions of the hoard, but also to sell original artwork, which drew considerable attention from his fans.

The first hint of this uptick in activity was on 28 May, and involved Chris's effort to sell what he listed as a "Straduarius" violin which had belonged to his father. Chris stated that he and his mother desperately needed to sell this family heirloom for some quick cash, even though at the same time Chris was begging his Facebook friends for expensive LEGO sets.

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===Original Drawings===
[[Image:01June2014-Original eBay Drawing.jpg|thumb|"The main image for this sale was edited to prevent forgery during listing, but a sample of the color is the secondary photo."]]
'''Main article:''' [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing]]

On 1 June 2014, Chris listed an [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing]], with bids reaching over $10,000 in the first day of listing. Chris offered to frame the drawing and ship it in bubble wrap, but ''"ONLY when the art is Bought Now for the full price"''. The listing was taken down mysteriously the morning after, but then reappeared later that day. Over the span of eight days, Chris attempted to force this piece of "work" to be sold at an exuberant price, only for it to be taken down repeatedly, forcing eBay to temporarily [[List of places that have banned Chris|ban]] him. He finally sold it for $200 on 1 July.

Over the next several months, Chris listed six more drawings of his Sonichu characters, managing to sell at least one.

===Autographed Photos===
{{Main|Autographed Photos}}

On 1 July 2014, Chris listed [[Autographed Photos|autographed photos of himself]] for sale, at a price of $20 each. Chris offered to write personalized messages in addition to his autograph, as long as the requests are "Not Offensive". In the eBay Q&A for the listing, he approved [[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 7: Christian Chandler in "Off-Target"|"All that is down is only the floor"]] as a message, and indicated that he may possibly wear the [[Medallion of Fail|Sonichu medallion]] for an autographed photo. Indeed, a new photo of himself bedecked in the famous medal was soon on offer. Unfortunately, he stated that his red and blue "The Classic" rugby shirt was lost to [[Destruction Of Chris's House|the January 2014 house fire]], so it would not be available for photos. By 24 July 2014, 58 photos had been sold. He offered more photos for sale in [[June 2015]].

===Commissions===
{{Main|Commissions}}

Also on 1 July, Chris posted listings for [[Commissions|commissioned drawings]], in either black & white ($50), color ($100), or color with frame ($200). By the end of the year, at least 9 color drawings, 10 B&W drawings, and 2 framed drawings had been sold. Prices had also been reduced, and various sales and package deals had been offered.

===Medallions===
{{Main|Medallions}}

In September 2014, Chris began mass-producing his famed [[Sonichu medallion|Sonichu medallions]] on eBay. These proved to be very popular, and many recipients posted their prizes on the CWCki Forums for the world to see. Over 200 had been sold by the summer of 2015. Chris occasionally offered free medallions with the purchase of commissioned drawings or original pieces. A dramatic twist involved his dispute with one "Mr. Smith," whose complaints won him a special "angry eyes" Sonichu medallion.

===Jazz Marathon CDs===
{{Main|WTJU Marathon}}

===Chris takes a break===
On 6 December, Chris announced that he would not be able to produce or sell his artwork until 1 January 2015, as he and his mother would be busy moving back into [[14 Branchland Court]] after its renovation. But nothing happened on this day. Instead, about two weeks into the new year, Chris silently removed all his sale items from his account, making no mention of it on Facebook. Finally, on 2 February, he announced:

{{quotebox|2 February 2015
Relisted: More Sonichu and Rosechu Medallions for satisfied Sonichu and Rosechu Fans. Please, help me get my Seller Status back up to Standard, so I can relist the commissions and photos again. Thank You.}}

Of course, given that he was due to appear in [[26 December 2014|court]] in three days, he was taking a big risk in guaranteeing that he could fulfill orders.

===Sonichu Amiibo===
{{Main|Sonichu Amiibo}}

In line with his demands to his quadrillions of adoring fans that they vote for [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] to appear in the upcoming Smash Bros. game, Chris expanded his merchandising endeavor and began to sell Sonichu Amiibo. Chris's customization process for the generic Sonichu Amiibo involves taking a new and functional Sonic Amiibo, breaking all the limbs off, reattaching them in a janky and unnatural pose with Krazy Glue, attaching Pikachu ears and tail, and slathering the whole thing in glossy paint to give it that "child's art project" look. So far, Amiibo of Sonichu, Blake, the Chaotic Combo, his family members, and himself in various points in time have been put on sale, as well as Amiibos of Mary Lee Walsh, Count Graduon, Silvana, Simonola, and Sonichu's children.

Bizarrely, while Chris seems to be sculpting the Pikachu ears for his custom Amiibos out of [[CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC]], the tails seem to be taken from Pikachu Amiibo. As Chris could simply take the parts from any old Pikachu toy and likely save himself the money on both Pikachu Amiibo and Model Magic, trolls can only speculate on [[autism|why he would choose to do it this way]]. Chris makes barely any return on these custom jobs--with Sonichu Amiibos selling at $41 each, Chris stands to make about $11 per Amiibo sold, losing almost his entire profit margin on P&P and eBay fees alone. Chris sold out the entire stock of his first run within hours of announcing their existence, which means he probably made about a hundred dollars, or, in Chris's terms, five Lego minifigs from some eBay scalper.

The verified Sonichu Amiibo purchases have, so far, arrived in less than pristine condition.

===Pokemon Cards===
On 13 July 2016, prompted by the [[Financhu Crisis|Financhu Crisis]], Chris began listing Pokemon cards for sale to raise money.
Typically for Chris, he didn't bother researching the prices on the cards, instead choosing arbitrarily high numbers for his minimum prices.

====Christian Weston Chandler's Birthday Pikachu Sweepstakes Winner Card====
*Listed: 13 July, as an auction
*Starting bid: $50
*Ending bid: $9,101.00

The winning bidder did not pay.

*Relisted: 9 August, as Buy It Now
*Price: $500

{{quotebox|I, Christine Weston Chandler, past name, Christian Weston Chandler, Creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, was personally one of the lucky winners to be the first to receive a US Promo #24 ______'s Pikachu holographic card, in my mailbox on January 29, 2001, as personally written in the back of the Winner slip received with the card (viewable in the photo). This auction is for not only the card, itself, but also the History, with the Winner slip, as well as my personally written cards. Two card sleeves (one of which with taped slips with my name, birthdate, and a star), and a hard plastic card case, as shown in the photos.

A Real Collectible not only for the Pokemon card game, but also a Memorabilia of myself, Sonichu and Rosechu's Creator. The value of this card And documents kept together will surely rise in value in Years later to come.

It will all be shipped together in a bubble envelope after successful payment receipt.

Thank you.}}
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====Base Set Charizard Holo, No Shadow====
*Listed: 14 July, as Buy It Now
*Price: $100
*Sold: 18 July
{{quotebox|The Near Holy Grail of Pokemon Cards: Shadowless, Base Set Charizard, 4/102. Gently used; Excellent Condition; sleeve included. Will ship in hard card case in bubble envelope.}}
{{quotebox|Gently used in deck; kept in sleeve the whole time; retired to book, in sleeve, for Years.}}
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====Error Misprinted Jungle Electrode, First Edition ====
*Listed: 14 July, as Buy It Now
*Price: $100
{{quotebox|Misprinted First Edition Jungle Electrode; Never has been played with; has been kept in card sleeve for years; Excellent Condition. Will ship in hard card case in bubble envelope.}}
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===Aladdin VHS Black Diamond The Classics===
[[Image:Overpriced.png|thumb|400px|right|You can either buy Chris's copy for $3,000, or buy a different one for a ''much'' lower price.]]

Chris fell for the common Internet rumor that Black Diamond VHS editions of Disney movies are incredibly valuable, because the newer digital editions contain modern edits and so the only way to get the "original" is to buy up old tapes. In reality, these are not at all rare and demand is limited to a few obsessive collectors, so the tapes are only worth $5-$10.<ref>http://www.snopes.com/black-diamond-collection-disney/</ref><ref>http://www.ebay.com/itm/Aladdin-VHS-1993-Walt-Disneys-Black-Diamond-Classic-/182209820230?hash=item2a6c8d3646:g:OB4AAOSwARZXjN~3&_trksid=p2349526.m3874.l7936</ref> Used copies of said tape on Amazon can be as low as 44 cents, and many other Disney movies on VHS can even cost just a penny (plus shipping, but still).

*Listed: 9 August, as Buy It Now
*Price: $3,000
{{quotebox|Aladdin VHS

Black Diamond Edition

Case and VHS Tape in Great Condition.

1993 edition

ISBN 1558906630

717951662033 }}

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===Bob's stamp collection===
{{main|Stamps}}

===Chris's stamp album===
{{main|Stamps}}

===Sonic Totem===
{{main|Sonic Totem}}

===Sonichu drawings from 2014===

*Listed: 19 April, as Buy It Now
*Price: $2,000 (cut to $1,000 by May 10, then to $500 on that day)
*Shipping: Free (Expedited)
{{quotebox|Six classic pieces from Miss Christine Chandler of Sonichu and Rosechu (along with Angelica and Bubbles Rosechu); all individually and personally Certified. You would be remiss to miss out on this deal at each piece valuing at $500 apiece.}}

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===The Classic shirt===
[[File:Classic post-fire 1.jpeg|thumb|The Classic, after being excavated from bags of hoard, still wet from the water firefighters used to combat the fire three years prior. Check out the mold growth.]]
Christine Chandler's Vintage, Iconic, Stripe Shirt

*Listed: 19 April
*Price: $12,000 (Starting Bid), $20,000 (Buy It Now)
*Shipping: Free
*Category: Collectibles > Decorative Collectibles > Other Decorative Collectibles

{{quotebox|You all ask, and you all wanted to know about, the striped shirt of mine as constantly drawn in my Sonichu comic books.

I previously stated that I lost the iconic shirt in the [[Destruction of Chris's House|house Fire of January 10, 2017]]. Actually, that shirt was Not totally lost in that fire; to my recollection, it was in a mountain pile of laundry in the laundry room. So, more accurately, it was in one of the black bags down here. I have just dug through the dirty half of those bags, more than ten or twenty of them. Then, in a bag of damp ones, I found the shirt. I took a photo; part of the selling amount will go to better restoring the shirt; I am personally putting it through a page or two in my washer and dryer. Only after sale of the relic, I will be able to afford having it restored to its glory, and I will frame it and add a personal Certificate of Authenticity, before shipping it. Thank you.}}

He commented further on Facebook after the shirt had been washed, and he changed the listing photo to the one below.
[[File:Classic post-fire 2.jpeg|thumb|left]]

{{quotebox|Just got the shirt out of the dryer; it is clean, no odor; it will still be restored with mending and hopefully put the white back in where that became pink, after the sale and receipt of money. So, Buy It Now. }}

He and a Facebook friend discussed the condition of the shirt and the sanitary conditions of where it was found.

Marie:
{{quoteboxorange| It looks like it's falling apart }}

Chris:
{{quotebox|Yeah, which is why part of the final sale will be used to restore it.}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|Be glad I found it.}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|I'll probably have another cold or something; my throat felt the familiar scratchy after going through those bags; a few of them had wet dirt and wall lining in them. Dang house fire.}}

Marie:
{{quoteboxorange|The wet dirt smell was more than likely mold, be careful digging around in that, it can get you pretty sick if you're not careful }}

Chris:
{{quotebox|Tell me about it; like cat litter.}}

Chris uploaded [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]] to promote the listing, wearing The Classic for the first time in years.

==A Second Account==
On 22 [[June 2015]], Chris opened a second, concurrent eBay account, "pristinechristine1982." In his Facebook [[June 2015 Facebook Posts#New eBay Account|announcement]], he explained that this was "to start fresh on my selling limits and all." It is not clear how eBay would feel about this tactic if they were aware of it. At any rate, he has bought items and sold autographed photos, medallions, and Amiibo through this account with no trouble yet.

On 2 [[September 2015]], Chris posted on Facebook that he was moving from eBay to [[Etsy]] because it is "easier" and "better" than eBay. After losing his Etsy shop in June 2016<ref>Etsy#Shop Closure</ref>, Chris returned to eBay as a seller, listing Pokemon cards in July 2016.

==See also==
*[[List of Chris's eBay sales]]

==References==
<references />

==External links==
*[http://myworld.ebay.com/jesusguidesme2 Chris's first account]
*[http://www.ebay.com/usr/pristinechristine1982 Chris's new account]
*[http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=jesusguidesme2&ftab=AllFeedback&myworld=true His feedback]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?kdhtoczdlxi Stuff Chris auctioned]--DELETED

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EBay

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[[Image:Etc_ebay_bid.PNG|thumb|A small overview of Chris's purchases on eBay.]]
[[Image:Etc_ebay_win.PNG|thumb|Moar.]]
{{quote|Opened package and was attacked by rabid raccoon. DO NOT TRUST THIS SELLER!|Feedback from fallenfromgrace216 on Chris's eBay account}}

'''eBay''' is an online auction site frequented by [[Chris]] since May [[2001]]. He has often purchased and sold stuff there.

==Chris as a buyer==
Chris bought a number of ''[[My Little Pony]]'' action figures from the site. His many eBay purchases helped Chris accumulate a debt of $2,000 on his credit card.

During the [[Megan Saga]], [[Megan]] often got Chris to buy her stuff — pictures of World War II [[CWCville|Wehrmacht]] soldiers, [[anime]] CDs, ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' paraphernalia — from eBay, probably because she didn't have a credit card herself. In an email from 2007, Megan revealed the nature of the transactions, offering to repay Chris with "cash and or unneeded goodies",<ref>[[Megan Emails, Jan-July 2007#Another email from the "Seriously Stop Fucking Touching Me" collection]]</ref> though it seems in some cases Chris would buy things as gifts for her.

According to his feedback history as of 31 [[March 2010]], he spent $12.97 on ''[[God of War]] III'' The Forgotten Warrior Skin Code for PS3 and $9.99 for a ''God of War III'' Apollo In Game Skin Code. On 1 September 2010, he spent ''$30'' on a [[ModNation Racers]] Ratchet & Clank Mod. To put that in perspective, he could have bought the PSP version of ''ModNation Racers'' with that money, which he already did.<ref name="cwc ebay feedback">[http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=jesusguidesme2&ftab=AllFeedback&myworld=true eBay Feedback Profile for jesusguidesme2]</ref> The Ratchet & Clank Mod was later released on the [[PSN]] for merely $2.<ref>[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/11/09/playstation-store-update-164/ PlayStation Store Update - PlayStation.Blog, 9 Nov 2010]</ref> Most recently, however, Chris purchased a ''Lego Friends'' promotional display stand for $30.<ref name="cwc ebay feedback"/> ''Lego Friends'' is a series of Lego aimed at preteen girls, as evidenced by its general kiddiness and ease of assembly.

After being MIA on eBay for 2 years, he came back in late 2012 as a buyer. A new noteworthy feedback was the Skylanders Giants Wii Bundle Pack plus Bonus, which he sold for $165.

Immediately after listing and successfully selling various drawings (including the [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing]]) and multiple [[Autographed Photos|autographed photos]] in early July 2014, Chris bought several Lego minifig parts on eBay.<ref name="cwc ebay feedback"/>

In 2015, Chris has shown himself to be an avid consumer of Amiibo, which he buys from eBay scalpers at around $30 a pop. Chris seems to be going for a complete collection of Amiibo. In spite of the implied financial troubles that come with legal difficulties and having your home rebuilt from the Ground-Up, [[trolls]] noted that Chris bought a $30 [[Lego]] minifigure and hundreds of dollars in [[Lego]] sets; the typical spending spree for Chris ends in about $600 of tugboat being forked over to various eBayers in exchange for second-hand toys.

In 2016, Chris switched his interests from Amiibos to Transformers, spending hundreds of dollars on acquiring new figures, despite being neck-deep in the [[Financhu Crisis]].

On 8 September 2016, he spent $62.64 to buy a ''Titans Returns: Optimus Prime'' figure. He left feedback on the item, stating, "It was opened, and it was missing one wheel." Oddly, he still rated the transaction positive<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.661/page-644#post-1783606</ref>.

==Chris as a seller==
[[Image:Meat.jpg|thumb|TRUE and HONEST ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' merchandise]]
[[Image:Gibson.jpg|thumb|left|Notice the wonderful pile of dishes. Who wouldn't want to buy something from this house?]]

===Early sales===
Since late [[2008]], when the Chris-Chan phenomenon became more widely known, people used Chris's eBay account as a means to troll him. They would bid on his auction, not pay, and then leave lulzy negative feedback.

Early in [[2009]], Chris tried to stop this form of trolling by changing his eBay name to "[[Chris and religion|jesusguidesme2]]", and deleting information from his account. It didn't work. The account went dormant in [[September 2010]], but became active again around [[August 2012]].

Around [[September 2009]], Chris, in a rare display of monetary wisdom, sold two of his awful [[Gitar of Fail|guitars]]. While not the autistic magnum opus we know as that [[Gitar of Fail]], "[[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud|Meatwad's Shredwad]]" shows off Chris's disregard for [[Parody|copyright]] and his fail art in one fell stroke. It's perfectly okay for Chris to sell his crappy fake ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'' merch, but none of those slanderous [[trolls]] can do [[Chris and hypocrisy|''the exact same goddamn thing'']] with [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] products. He also sold his Gibson model controller, which was covered in stickers. Someone purchased both controllers for a ridiculous $90.99, plus $6 for shipping.

He also sold a [[Transformers|Bumblebee 2008 Concept Camaro]] claiming that it was unopened, which wasn't true.

In August 2008, Chris auctioned off a pink [[Wikipedia:LeapFrog Enterprises|LeapFrog]] [[Wikipedia:Leapster|Leapster]]. and received $29.99 for it. The Leapster is a handheld "educational" video game system marketed to children ages 4-10. It was released in late [[2003]], which means that Chris was at least ''21'' when he bought it. He may have bought it because there was a [[Sonic the Hedgehog|''Sonic X'']] game available for the system. The game, which involves answering math problems to advance, is appropriate for 5-7 year olds.

On 18 September 2013, Chris returned to eBay and tried to sell the "kre-o micro changers Series 1, 12 piece set complete" collection for $65.

===Bob's Straduarius Violin===
In 2014 Chris used eBay extensively, not only to hock portions of the hoard, but also to sell original artwork, which drew considerable attention from his fans.

The first hint of this uptick in activity was on 28 May, and involved Chris's effort to sell what he listed as a "Straduarius" violin which had belonged to his father. Chris stated that he and his mother desperately needed to sell this family heirloom for some quick cash, even though at the same time Chris was begging his Facebook friends for expensive LEGO sets.

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===Original Drawings===
[[Image:01June2014-Original eBay Drawing.jpg|thumb|"The main image for this sale was edited to prevent forgery during listing, but a sample of the color is the secondary photo."]]
'''Main article:''' [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing]]

On 1 June 2014, Chris listed an [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing]], with bids reaching over $10,000 in the first day of listing. Chris offered to frame the drawing and ship it in bubble wrap, but ''"ONLY when the art is Bought Now for the full price"''. The listing was taken down mysteriously the morning after, but then reappeared later that day. Over the span of eight days, Chris attempted to force this piece of "work" to be sold at an exuberant price, only for it to be taken down repeatedly, forcing eBay to temporarily [[List of places that have banned Chris|ban]] him. He finally sold it for $200 on 1 July.

Over the next several months, Chris listed six more drawings of his Sonichu characters, managing to sell at least one.

===Autographed Photos===
{{Main|Autographed Photos}}

On 1 July 2014, Chris listed [[Autographed Photos|autographed photos of himself]] for sale, at a price of $20 each. Chris offered to write personalized messages in addition to his autograph, as long as the requests are "Not Offensive". In the eBay Q&A for the listing, he approved [[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 7: Christian Chandler in "Off-Target"|"All that is down is only the floor"]] as a message, and indicated that he may possibly wear the [[Medallion of Fail|Sonichu medallion]] for an autographed photo. Indeed, a new photo of himself bedecked in the famous medal was soon on offer. Unfortunately, he stated that his red and blue "The Classic" rugby shirt was lost to [[Destruction Of Chris's House|the January 2014 house fire]], so it would not be available for photos. By 24 July 2014, 58 photos had been sold. He offered more photos for sale in [[June 2015]].

===Commissions===
{{Main|Commissions}}

Also on 1 July, Chris posted listings for [[Commissions|commissioned drawings]], in either black & white ($50), color ($100), or color with frame ($200). By the end of the year, at least 9 color drawings, 10 B&W drawings, and 2 framed drawings had been sold. Prices had also been reduced, and various sales and package deals had been offered.

===Medallions===
{{Main|Medallions}}

In September 2014, Chris began mass-producing his famed [[Sonichu medallion|Sonichu medallions]] on eBay. These proved to be very popular, and many recipients posted their prizes on the CWCki Forums for the world to see. Over 200 had been sold by the summer of 2015. Chris occasionally offered free medallions with the purchase of commissioned drawings or original pieces. A dramatic twist involved his dispute with one "Mr. Smith," whose complaints won him a special "angry eyes" Sonichu medallion.

===Jazz Marathon CDs===
{{Main|WTJU Marathon}}

===Chris takes a break===
On 6 December, Chris announced that he would not be able to produce or sell his artwork until 1 January 2015, as he and his mother would be busy moving back into [[14 Branchland Court]] after its renovation. But nothing happened on this day. Instead, about two weeks into the new year, Chris silently removed all his sale items from his account, making no mention of it on Facebook. Finally, on 2 February, he announced:

{{quotebox|2 February 2015
Relisted: More Sonichu and Rosechu Medallions for satisfied Sonichu and Rosechu Fans. Please, help me get my Seller Status back up to Standard, so I can relist the commissions and photos again. Thank You.}}

Of course, given that he was due to appear in [[26 December 2014|court]] in three days, he was taking a big risk in guaranteeing that he could fulfill orders.

===Sonichu Amiibo===
{{Main|Sonichu Amiibo}}

In line with his demands to his quadrillions of adoring fans that they vote for [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] to appear in the upcoming Smash Bros. game, Chris expanded his merchandising endeavor and began to sell Sonichu Amiibo. Chris's customization process for the generic Sonichu Amiibo involves taking a new and functional Sonic Amiibo, breaking all the limbs off, reattaching them in a janky and unnatural pose with Krazy Glue, attaching Pikachu ears and tail, and slathering the whole thing in glossy paint to give it that "child's art project" look. So far, Amiibo of Sonichu, Blake, the Chaotic Combo, his family members, and himself in various points in time have been put on sale, as well as Amiibos of Mary Lee Walsh, Count Graduon, Silvana, Simonola, and Sonichu's children.

Bizarrely, while Chris seems to be sculpting the Pikachu ears for his custom Amiibos out of [[CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC]], the tails seem to be taken from Pikachu Amiibo. As Chris could simply take the parts from any old Pikachu toy and likely save himself the money on both Pikachu Amiibo and Model Magic, trolls can only speculate on [[autism|why he would choose to do it this way]]. Chris makes barely any return on these custom jobs--with Sonichu Amiibos selling at $41 each, Chris stands to make about $11 per Amiibo sold, losing almost his entire profit margin on P&P and eBay fees alone. Chris sold out the entire stock of his first run within hours of announcing their existence, which means he probably made about a hundred dollars, or, in Chris's terms, five Lego minifigs from some eBay scalper.

The verified Sonichu Amiibo purchases have, so far, arrived in less than pristine condition.

===Pokemon Cards===
On 13 July 2016, prompted by the [[Financhu Crisis|Financhu Crisis]], Chris began listing Pokemon cards for sale to raise money.
Typically for Chris, he didn't bother researching the prices on the cards, instead choosing arbitrarily high numbers for his minimum prices.

====Christian Weston Chandler's Birthday Pikachu Sweepstakes Winner Card====
*Listed: 13 July, as an auction
*Starting bid: $50
*Ending bid: $9,101.00

The winning bidder did not pay.

*Relisted: 9 August, as Buy It Now
*Price: $500

{{quotebox|I, Christine Weston Chandler, past name, Christian Weston Chandler, Creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, was personally one of the lucky winners to be the first to receive a US Promo #24 ______'s Pikachu holographic card, in my mailbox on January 29, 2001, as personally written in the back of the Winner slip received with the card (viewable in the photo). This auction is for not only the card, itself, but also the History, with the Winner slip, as well as my personally written cards. Two card sleeves (one of which with taped slips with my name, birthdate, and a star), and a hard plastic card case, as shown in the photos.

A Real Collectible not only for the Pokemon card game, but also a Memorabilia of myself, Sonichu and Rosechu's Creator. The value of this card And documents kept together will surely rise in value in Years later to come.

It will all be shipped together in a bubble envelope after successful payment receipt.

Thank you.}}
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====Base Set Charizard Holo, No Shadow====
*Listed: 14 July, as Buy It Now
*Price: $100
*Sold: 18 July
{{quotebox|The Near Holy Grail of Pokemon Cards: Shadowless, Base Set Charizard, 4/102. Gently used; Excellent Condition; sleeve included. Will ship in hard card case in bubble envelope.}}
{{quotebox|Gently used in deck; kept in sleeve the whole time; retired to book, in sleeve, for Years.}}
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====Error Misprinted Jungle Electrode, First Edition ====
*Listed: 14 July, as Buy It Now
*Price: $100
{{quotebox|Misprinted First Edition Jungle Electrode; Never has been played with; has been kept in card sleeve for years; Excellent Condition. Will ship in hard card case in bubble envelope.}}
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File:Electrode card.jpg
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===Aladdin VHS Black Diamond The Classics===
[[Image:Overpriced.png|thumb|400px|right|You can either buy Chris's copy for $3,000, or buy a different one for a ''much'' lower price.]]

Chris fell for the common Internet rumor that Black Diamond VHS editions of Disney movies are incredibly valuable, because the newer digital editions contain modern edits and so the only way to get the "original" is to buy up old tapes. In reality, these are not at all rare and demand is limited to a few obsessive collectors, so the tapes are only worth $5-$10.<ref>http://www.snopes.com/black-diamond-collection-disney/</ref><ref>http://www.ebay.com/itm/Aladdin-VHS-1993-Walt-Disneys-Black-Diamond-Classic-/182209820230?hash=item2a6c8d3646:g:OB4AAOSwARZXjN~3&_trksid=p2349526.m3874.l7936</ref> Used copies of said tape on Amazon can be as low as 44 cents, and many other Disney movies on VHS can even cost just a penny (plus shipping, but still).

*Listed: 9 August, as Buy It Now
*Price: $3,000
{{quotebox|Aladdin VHS

Black Diamond Edition

Case and VHS Tape in Great Condition.

1993 edition

ISBN 1558906630

717951662033 }}

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===Bob's stamp collection===
{{main|Stamps}}

===Chris's stamp album===
{{main|Stamps}}

===Sonic Totem===
{{main|Sonic Totem}}

===Sonichu drawings from 2014===

*Listed: 19 April, as Buy It Now
*Price: $2,000 (cut to $1,000 by May 10)
*Shipping: Free (Expedited)
{{quotebox|Six classic pieces from Miss Christine Chandler of Sonichu and Rosechu (along with Angelica and Bubbles Rosechu); all individually and personally Certified. You would be remiss to miss out on this deal at each piece valuing at $500 apiece.}}

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===The Classic shirt===
[[File:Classic post-fire 1.jpeg|thumb|The Classic, after being excavated from bags of hoard, still wet from the water firefighters used to combat the fire three years prior. Check out the mold growth.]]
Christine Chandler's Vintage, Iconic, Stripe Shirt

*Listed: 19 April
*Price: $12,000 (Starting Bid), $20,000 (Buy It Now)
*Shipping: Free
*Category: Collectibles > Decorative Collectibles > Other Decorative Collectibles

{{quotebox|You all ask, and you all wanted to know about, the striped shirt of mine as constantly drawn in my Sonichu comic books.

I previously stated that I lost the iconic shirt in the [[Destruction of Chris's House|house Fire of January 10, 2017]]. Actually, that shirt was Not totally lost in that fire; to my recollection, it was in a mountain pile of laundry in the laundry room. So, more accurately, it was in one of the black bags down here. I have just dug through the dirty half of those bags, more than ten or twenty of them. Then, in a bag of damp ones, I found the shirt. I took a photo; part of the selling amount will go to better restoring the shirt; I am personally putting it through a page or two in my washer and dryer. Only after sale of the relic, I will be able to afford having it restored to its glory, and I will frame it and add a personal Certificate of Authenticity, before shipping it. Thank you.}}

He commented further on Facebook after the shirt had been washed, and he changed the listing photo to the one below.
[[File:Classic post-fire 2.jpeg|thumb|left]]

{{quotebox|Just got the shirt out of the dryer; it is clean, no odor; it will still be restored with mending and hopefully put the white back in where that became pink, after the sale and receipt of money. So, Buy It Now. }}

He and a Facebook friend discussed the condition of the shirt and the sanitary conditions of where it was found.

Marie:
{{quoteboxorange| It looks like it's falling apart }}

Chris:
{{quotebox|Yeah, which is why part of the final sale will be used to restore it.}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|Be glad I found it.}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|I'll probably have another cold or something; my throat felt the familiar scratchy after going through those bags; a few of them had wet dirt and wall lining in them. Dang house fire.}}

Marie:
{{quoteboxorange|The wet dirt smell was more than likely mold, be careful digging around in that, it can get you pretty sick if you're not careful }}

Chris:
{{quotebox|Tell me about it; like cat litter.}}

Chris uploaded [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]] to promote the listing, wearing The Classic for the first time in years.

==A Second Account==
On 22 [[June 2015]], Chris opened a second, concurrent eBay account, "pristinechristine1982." In his Facebook [[June 2015 Facebook Posts#New eBay Account|announcement]], he explained that this was "to start fresh on my selling limits and all." It is not clear how eBay would feel about this tactic if they were aware of it. At any rate, he has bought items and sold autographed photos, medallions, and Amiibo through this account with no trouble yet.

On 2 [[September 2015]], Chris posted on Facebook that he was moving from eBay to [[Etsy]] because it is "easier" and "better" than eBay. After losing his Etsy shop in June 2016<ref>Etsy#Shop Closure</ref>, Chris returned to eBay as a seller, listing Pokemon cards in July 2016.

==See also==
*[[List of Chris's eBay sales]]

==References==
<references />

==External links==
*[http://myworld.ebay.com/jesusguidesme2 Chris's first account]
*[http://www.ebay.com/usr/pristinechristine1982 Chris's new account]
*[http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=jesusguidesme2&ftab=AllFeedback&myworld=true His feedback]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?kdhtoczdlxi Stuff Chris auctioned]--DELETED

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'''[[Love Quest|Relationships]]:'''
🏢 [[Attraction Location]] |
👧 [[Boyfriend-free girl]] |
🎓 [[Dating education]] |
👩 [[Gal pal]] |
💔 [[Heart level]] |
💕 [[Sweetheart]] |
💑 [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]] |
🔍 [[Love Quest]] |
😨 [[Noviophobia]] |
👷 [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]

'''[[Chris and sex|Sex]]:'''
🇨🇳 [[China]] |
💦 [[Semen|Comeuppance]] |
🦆 [[Duck]] |
🏳️‍🌈 [[Gaybian]] |
⚤ [[Hanky-panky]] |
👨‍❤️‍👨 [[Homos]] |
🤥 [[Honest Content]] |
[[Mass debating]] |
🛳️ [[Semen|Navy]] |
🥒 [[Pickle]] |
☔ [[Raincoat]] |
🍹 [[Recycling]] |
😤 [[Virgin with rage]] |
[[Virginia is for Virgins]] |
♀️ [[Women's rights]]

'''[[Christian Weston Chandler|Himself]]:'''
⏰ [[Biological clock]] |
[[Butt garments]] |
📖 [[Captain's Log]] |
[[Cherokian Clan]] |
[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]] |
🤓 [[Fangs]] |
[[A Warm Fuzzy Tale|Fuzzy-wuzzies]] |
🎓 [[Honor roll]] |
🚧 [[Autism|Mental Block]] |
🚢 [[Monthly tugboat]] |
👙 [[Muscle bra]] |
[[A Warm Fuzzy Tale|Prickly-Wicklies]] |
🎲 [[Random-access humor]] |
⚖️ [[Scale of Respect]] |
💔 [[Heart level]] |
[[Tomgirl Pictures|⚧ Tomgirl]] |
[[Un-clit]]

'''[[Sonichu (comic)|Comics]]:'''
[[Anchuent Prophecy]] |
🗞️ [[Da Update (CWC-ism)|Da Update]] |
[[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]] |
[[Parody]] |
[[Sub-Episodes]] |
⚡ [[Sweetbolt]] |
🍺 [[Alcohol#In_the_comic|Reeb]]

'''[[Stress|Stressors]]:'''
🍀 [[4-cent_garbage]] |
🎮 [[HEXBox]] |
[[JERKS]] |
👮 [[Jerkop]] |
⚽ [[Kick the Autistic]] |
😆 [[Laughs Under Lucricities]] |
💼 [[Manajerks]] |
🏫 [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] |
🚬 [[Tobacky]] |
🍊 [[Pmurt]]

'''Cursewords:'''
[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] |
[[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD]] |
[[Naïve]] |
👨🏿 [[Niggos]] |
🍴 [[Pedofork]] |
[[Slow-in-the-minds]]

'''See also:''' ''[[Minor CWC-isms]]'' | ''[[Chris and English]]
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'''[[Love Quest|Relationships]]:'''
🏢 [[Attraction Location]] |
👧 [[Boyfriend-free girl]] |
🎓 [[Dating education]] |
👩 [[Gal pal]] |
💔 [[Heart level]] |
💕 [[Sweetheart]] |
💑 [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]] |
🔍 [[Love Quest]] |
😨 [[Noviophobia]] |
👷 [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]

'''[[Chris and sex|Sex]]:'''
🇨🇳 [[China]] | 💦 [[Semen|Comeuppance]] |
🦆 [[Duck]] |
[[Gaybian]] |
[[Hanky-panky]] |
👨‍❤️‍👨 [[Homos]] |
🤥 [[Honest Content]] |
[[Mass debating]] |
🛳️ [[Semen|Navy]] |
🥒 [[Pickle]] |
☔ [[Raincoat]] |
🍹 [[Recycling]] |
[[Virgin with rage]] |
[[Virginia is for Virgins]] |
♀️ [[Women's rights]]

'''[[Christian Weston Chandler|Himself]]:'''
⏰ [[Biological clock]] |
[[Butt garments]] |
📖 [[Captain's Log]] |
[[Cherokian Clan]] |
[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]] |
🤓 [[Fangs]] |
[[A Warm Fuzzy Tale|Fuzzy-wuzzies]] |
🎓 [[Honor roll]] |
🚧 [[Autism|Mental Block]] |
🚢 [[Monthly tugboat]] |
👙 [[Muscle bra]] |
[[A Warm Fuzzy Tale|Prickly-Wicklies]] |
🎲 [[Random-access humor]] |
⚖️ [[Scale of Respect]] |
💔 [[Heart level]] |
[[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]] |
[[Un-clit]]

'''[[Sonichu (comic)|Comics]]:'''
[[Anchuent Prophecy]] |
🗞️ [[Da Update (CWC-ism)|Da Update]] |
[[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]] |
[[Parody]] |
[[Sub-Episodes]] |
⚡ [[Sweetbolt]] |
🍺 [[Alcohol#In_the_comic|Reeb]]

'''[[Stress|Stressors]]:'''
🍀 [[4-cent_garbage]] |
🎮 [[HEXBox]] |
[[JERKS]] |
👮 [[Jerkop]] |
⚽ [[Kick the Autistic]] |
😆 [[Laughs Under Lucricities]] |
💼 [[Manajerks]] |
[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] |
🚬 [[Tobacky]] |
🍊 [[Pmurt]]

'''Cursewords:'''
[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] |
[[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD]] |
[[Naïve]] |
👨🏿 [[Niggos]] |
🍴 [[Pedofork]] |
[[Slow-in-the-minds]]

'''See also:''' ''[[Minor CWC-isms]]'' | ''[[Chris and English]]
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Chris and money

2017-04-19T01:54:02Z

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[[File:Cwcshutup.png|thumb|Chris's response to literally any commercial.]]
{{quote|He's not good at math when it comes to managing money.|[[Bob Chandler]], understating it.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>}}

Chris has repeatedly shown though his actions and words that he has no idea how to handle '''money''' or manage his own finances. Between his impulse spending, [[Chris and his Ego|his greed and selfishness]], his unwillingness to save even the smallest amount of money, and his massive sense of entitlement, Chris manages to demonstrate complete incompetence and ineptitude in managing financial affairs. Chris has repeatedly amassed debt on credit cards, only to have his enabling parents bail him out multiple times. [[Monthly tugboat|Too lazy to work]], he refuses to make or follow any type of budget or financial plan, instead spending far beyond his means, and expecting others to pay off his accumulated debt for him. It is clear that [[Autism|Chris has no idea what financial responsibility is]] and that his enabling, delusional parents taught him nothing about how to handle finances while he was growing up. Irresponsible, careless, and thoughtless, Chris fails at just about every aspect of financial management that can be thought of.

==But wait, Chris isn't employed!==
For the vast majority of Chris's "adult" life, his only source of income has been the "[[tugboat]]" that he receives from the U.S. federal government every month. In 2009, the payout was $809 a month, placing his annual income at $9,708. After Bob's death, Chris was given a survivor's benefit - increasing the amount to $1,300 per month and making his annual income $15,600. Barb's income, from Social Security and a pension, is around $1,200 per month<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/11-24-14-leaked-text-may-we-borrow-your-house.6140/page-2#post-416099</ref>.

Chris's parents originally took $450 to pay for room and board;<ref name="Miyamoto" /> this payment was later increased to $565, and then to $580, after Bob paid off Chris's enormous credit card debt.<ref>[[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009#8 December]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie Chat 8]]</ref> How much he gets to keep these days isn't known.

{{quote|My father helped me get my Social Security set up; I get more a month than I could at a job. Yet with my impuslive [sic] shoppiness [sic] (mostly controable [sic]), I end up spending my side-money after I get it.|Chris, [[Chris and His Ego|completely deluded and taking pride in being a lazy bastard]].<ref name="Miyamoto">[[Miyamoto Saga]]</ref>}}

===Chris and impulse spending===
It's obvious that Chris has no grasp on the real value of money, since he actively wastes as much of his monthly tugboat as possible on things like [[The Eye of Judgement|trading cards]], [[Officer Nasty|sex toys]], [[Duck|porn]], [[List of Chris's video games|video games]], [[alcohol]], [[Kaka Makeup Basics|make-up]], [[Lego|toys]], [[Mia Hamm|prostitutes]], and weekly lottery tickets<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 12]]</ref>.

Chris is a self-admitted impulse buyer.<ref name="Miyamoto" /> His [[PlayStation Network]] account shows that he's never played more than half of the games he's bought. And yet, astoundingly, he's still gone out of his way to buy ''all'' available downloadable content for ''every'' single [[PlayStation 3]] game that he's ever purchased, and even for ''games he doesn't own'', and he also further promoted his [[Chris and brand loyalty|Sony fanboyism]] by later buying a Sony LCD HDTV for his bedroom which likely costs about $1,000-$1,500. All the while, Chris bought his [[Chris and fashion|clothes]] at second-hand discount thrift stores. Usually, children are taught the value of money at a very young age--not in Chris's case, apparently.

In September [[2013]], Chris complained about he and his mom going through "emotionally depressing, and Financial Downfall to the depths of Greatly Poor and Just Getting By",<ref>[[Facebook]]</ref> making it clear that the family income had dipped since Bob's passing. However, these supposedly lean times were apparently not enough to motivate Chris to get a job, or even to stop buying games, as evidenced by him racking up over $1,000 in game purchases on ''The Simpsons: Tapped Out''<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chriss-spending-on-iphone-games.2035/</ref>.

Throughout the summer of 2014, Chris continued to spend thousands of dollars on [[Lego]] and other frivolities, all while whining and complaining on Facebook about his and his mother's poor finances. Chris financed this spending primarily with money from selling custom arts and crafts on his eBay account. Offering free shipping to customers, Chris would receive money from customers, and then pay for shipping out of his own pocket. However, Chris would immediately spend money as soon as it was deposited into his account, often leaving him unable to ship products to customers who had already paid him because of his own financial irresponsibility and negligence.

When several of Chris's eBay customers filed complaints against him because Chris failed to ship a order as promised and obligated, Chris responded by harassing and trolling the customers, posting their personal information in a public post on his Facebook account. In light of this, Chris's future money making prospects from eBay are dim, as most prospective future customers probably wouldn't want to risk being harassed or scammed by Chris.

All the while, even as Chris's credit card debt continued to spiral out of control, Chris continued to buy thousands of dollars of video games, Lego, and other frivolities. As if this were not bad enough, just days after putting his and Barb's cars up for sale, (at exorbitant prices) Chris went out and bought a 2010 Ford Focus, stating on Facebook that he had been approved for a loan, probably at a high interest rate. He also stated that paying for insurance on his new car was "killing" him, implying that either the insurance payment was costly, that he was having trouble paying it, or both.

In January 2015, it was [[CWCki Forums|leaked]] that Chris had spent an absurd amount of money on Nintendo consoles and games, racking up '''585''' transactions'' in the last 4.5 years<reF>http://kiwifarms.net/threads/2015-jan-12-nintendo-employee-details-chriss-recent-video-game-purchases.7050/</ref>, a list which includes useless shovelware, hoards of 1st party Nintendo software, Virtual Console games and [[Sonic Boom Protests|both versions of a game he doesn't even like]]. 276 of these purchases are known to be handheld games, 8 are known to be video game consoles (buying '''4''' DSs and DSis), and 75 which are known to be console games. The grand total cost of all Chris's '''listed''' purchases is '''$7460.43''' or '''$1657.87/year'''. Keep in mind 39% of purchases Chris has on his account are not yet specified, meaning that their cost is not included in this already insanely high number. This information comes on the heels of Chris begging people for money to fix his mother's cavities, as well as the financial worries that his trials will undoubtedly cause.

In [[July 2016]], a field agent provided the following account of Chris, in a situation where he did not have enough cash to pay for his junk food at a gas station<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.661/page-601#post-1615438</ref>:

{{quotebox|My friend walks into a gas station/convenience store on the northern edge of Charlottesville.
Chris is trying to buy $7 or so of junk food type stuff, but he only has $5 in cash.
The cashier tries to make understand he owes $2 more. Chris seems to understand, but is slow to process what to do about it.
My friend who is second in line, picks out two ones, says "here you go" and puts them on the counter.
Chris, it seems more out of stupidity and confusion than malice, picks up the $2 and his purchases and makes to leave.
My friend and the cashier, both object and yell that he has to leave the $2 with the cashier.
Chris doesn't seem to react.
A dude who was behind both of them in line is between Chris and the door. As Chris passes him, he taps him to get his attention, and says something like "Hey buddy ..."
Chris makes a get-away-from-me hand wavy gesture without looking at any of the three of them, and fairly loudly says "It's Miss!" and hurries out the door.
Chris continues to his car in a half run, half walk, as all three of the people in the store watch confused and amused.
Chris pulls out of the parking spot, but for some reason heads towards the back of the lot, where there is no exit.
As Chris gets to the back of the lot, he stops, backs up a few feet, tries to turn the car around, doesn't make it, backs up again, and finally gets around. Essentially making a 5 point turn in a fairly large empty parking lot.
Chris drives past the store again not looking inside, and finally drives off.}}

One dreads to imagine how his financial incompetence will affect him once Barb is dead - knowing Chris, and while it is quite tragic, he'll probably continue in his destructive spending patterns until he loses everything he has, and even then, he'll [[Ego|learn nothing]].

===Chris's parental enabling===
Bob encouraged his son to remain unemployed, since he believed that Chris would earn more money from his monthly tugboat than he would have from getting a job. However, this assumption was and is inaccurate. Minimum wage in the state of [[Virginia]] is $7.25 an hour. If Chris were to somehow do a complete 180° on his life and begin working a full 40-hour week, his monthly payment before taxes and payment for room and board would be about $1,260: that's $15,100 annually. Subtracting the money he pays his mom every month to live, as well as the 5% tax his income range mandates in the state of Virginia, Chris could very likely be left with a ridiculous $8,000, which knowing Chris, would be spent on yet more frivolities. Contrast this with the $2,748 Chris pulled in annually from the government after paying off his parents, and it becomes clear that Bob's encouragement came from either thinking Chris would lose his social security if employed (which he wouldn't) or the more accurate notion that his son is a useless failure.

A very likely explanation for Chris's reckless spending is that his parents are at fault (to a degree at least). In addition to coddling him throughout his entire life, they managed to make sure that [[Chris and remorse|Chris has never felt the repercussions for his exorbitant spending (or for anything else)]] by taking over paying Chris's credit card debt, regularly giving him about "$6 a day for small things", buying him [[List of restaurants|fast food]] on a daily basis, and continuing to let himself blow all his money on frivolities and useless stuff, as opposed to essentials like [[Chris and health#Chris and hygiene|hygiene products]], [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|courses that could eventually help him onto the employment ladder]] or [[Clown shirt|clothing that isn't unbelievably tacky]]. Whenever Chris manages to [[The GAMe PLACe|get himself into trouble]], he knows that [[Barb]] will come [[Matthew Noble call|running to his aid and defend him]] and dig him out of whatever mess he's managed to get himself into, even if it is clear that he [[Target|is in the wrong]]. This enabling is the most likely explanation (in addition to his [[autism|poor impulse control]]) for why Chris spends himself into debt as much as he does.

===Fan funding===
{{see also|Chris and business}}
Chris has gotten over $4,000 from his audience over the years, in the form of donations and considerations. He has received thousands more in sales through storefronts such as [[eBay]] and [[Etsy]].

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Amount
! From
! Date received
! Details
|-
|A laptop computer
|A ween in N.C.
|[[August 2011]]
|Chris spoke about it in [[Gratitude for a good person in N.C.]]. A common theory is that the laptop had been infected with a keylogger, but Chris outsmarted the ween by upgrading the computer.
|-
|$500
|[[Kiwi Farms]]
|[[January 2014]]
|Donated by fans after the house fire<ref>[[Destruction Of Chris's House#Aftermath and reaction]]</ref>.
|-
|$150
|Fans
|[[September 2014]]
|From a Kickstarter campaign in which Chris explicitly stated he would use it to buy Legos<ref>[[Kickstarter]]</ref>.
|-
|$1,000
|[[DStecks]]
|[[September 2015]]
|
|-
|$500
|Kiwi Farms user [[Weening|Sonic Rainboom]]
|[[September 2015]]
|Sent Chris a Visa card with $500<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-finds-a-gift-card-spends-it.13723/</ref>. Later admitted doing it to get "interesting content" from him, who has never acknowledged the anonymous gift<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-finds-a-gift-card-spends-it.13723/page-11#post-1054932</ref>.
<center><gallery>
File:Sonic rainboom $500 1.png|Rainboom spent $500 to find that Chris likes McDonalds.
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</gallery></center>
|-
|Hundreds
|Mostly [[weens]]
|Summer 2016
|During the [[Financhu Crisis]], a pattern formed of Chris begging for money, then briefly stating that he had received donations before begging for more money.
|-
|$1,550
|Selling [[Relics of Fail]]
|August 2016 onwards
|[[Megatron pistol]] ($50), [[Sonic Totem]] ($1,500)
|-
|<s>$116</s>, <s>$70</s>, $24
|[[Patreon]]
|December 2016 onwards
|Chris currently has <s>6</s>, 4 patrons sending him free money every month.
|}

===Chris's beliefs===
Chris believes that by receiving and spending his tugboat on useless junk, he is aiding the economy and paying for other people's tugboats.<ref>[[Mailbag 34#In which Chris fails economics forever]]</ref> This is a [[Honor roll|damningly moronic conviction]], since sales tax goes to the state government and these "tugboats" are paid with ''federal'' payroll tax. Where Chris is hiding the printing press to afford this discretionary spending is unknown.

Interestingly enough, while he has no clue how to handle money, Chris has an unhealthy [[Chris and his Ego|fixation]] on his material possessions. In [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]], he stated that he did not want to sell any of his stuff, and in the [[Miyamoto Saga]], he refused to sell anything to help raise money for the trip to Redmond. His mother has served as a bad influence in both regards, as she would frequently shop at Goodwill and compulsively hoard the purchases, which both wasted money and helped turn their house into a [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire hazard]].

===After the house fire===
On [[10 January 2014]], 14 Branchland Court caught fire. This would undoubtedly place the Chandlers in grim circumstances, due to the costs of rebuilding the home and replacing what was lost. Some of his fans pooled their funds to send him a care package, with a money order for $500<ref>[[Destruction Of Chris's House#Aftermath and reaction]]</ref>.

Many, concerned about Chris due to his wasteful spending habits, hoped that this would be the moment in Chris's life where he finally woke up and realized the importance of saving when things like this happen. Unfortunately, not even ''that'' has broken Chris's thick skull--throughout 2014, he wasted '''$5,000''' on ''Lego sets''<ref>[[Lego#Addiction and Financial Ruin]]</ref><ref>[[May 2014 Facebook Posts]]</ref>.

==Barb's toxic influence==
According to a troll with insider info, Chris was able to manage his own finances to a rudimentary degree, even after Bob passed away<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/giving-chris-money-debate-thread.22420/page-15#post-1844194</ref>, although he still has an issue with not saving money for [[Destruction Of Chris's House|potential emergencies]].

The troll also asserted that Chris's financial hardships are caused, in most part, by [[Barb]] helping herself to Chris's monetary accounts in order to attempt paying her out-of-control debts<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/giving-chris-money-debate-thread.22420/page-15#post-1844194</ref>.

{{quotebox|Barb is the one who has serious debt. She fucks up Chris' budgeting by erratically taking money from Chris' account when she needs it, generally without warning.

There are two types of Chris begging videos. One is when Chris wants a bit extra for some legos. You can identify those videos by how vague Chris' requests are, and how relaxed Chris is in the video. Chris isn't in meltdown mode in those videos.

Now, the other type of video is when Barb tried to snatch some money from Chris and Chris doesn't have anything for her. You can identify those videos by how freaked out Chris looks. He's visibly distressed and he's citing specific bills he's got to pay, usually things that seem un-Chris-like. That's when Barb is freaking out at him for not having enough money to pay her debts.

The thing is, the perception is that Chris is bad with money. He's not bad with money (as far as monthly budgeting goes). Despite how foggy Chris' head is, he's got enough memory to recognize patterns in bills over the course of a few months. He knows he's gotta pay electricity bills and rent and things like that. And he does do the math each month about what bills he's got to pay, and how much that leaves him for legos and food. You can't trust his begging. He begs because he wants more money, not because he's in any financial straits (that is, not including Barb).

He lives cheaply as shit. He saves money by buying dollar store shit. He's the type of person to buy single ply toilet paper at the dollar store. But sometimes he'll splurge and treat himself to things, like alcohol. He does this all while meeting his obligations, like his minimum payments and his bills.}}

Information from Cousin Al<ref>[[Catherine#The bowling outing]]</ref> revealed that Chris and Barb '''had''' an inheritance from Bob worth "tens of thousands of dollars." However, Barb spent all of it on hiring Rob Bell to defend herself (...and Chris) from legal charges incurred after [[28 October 2011|the two of them hit Michael Snyder with a car]].

In November 2014, Chris revealed to Renee that Barb was borrowing money from his life insurance<ref>[[Open Relationship E-mails#Barb is borrowing from Chris's life insurance]]</ref>.

===Bank lawsuits against Barb===
In 2016, two banks, Discovery and Capital One, sued Barb for not paying '''over $20,000 total''' in debts, leaving the Chandlers ''even further'' in financial turmoil.

Barb herself appeared in multiple videos in 2016, trying to scam people into donating to her.

*[[Donations Required, Serious. Please help]]
*[[Donations Requested, Please]]
*[[Donations Further Requested, Please]]

In the first two videos, Barb claimed not to have enough money for asthma medication, and in the third, she claimed to need money for dental work.

If Barb actually needed money for an emergency, she could simply have instructed Chris to sell some of their possessions. In the videos, Chris's toys and Barb's hoard are clearly visible behind them.

==Chris and credit cards==
That Chris has managed to acquire several credit cards is very surprising, but the foolishness with which he uses them wouldn't surprise anybody at all. As of [[February 2009]], Chris had managed to rack up $2,000 worth of debt (at the time of [[Mumble 4]], $1,000 of that sum came from the [[PSN]] store, but his bill for PSN downloads increased by the day) and had even stolen his parents' credit cards to use when his own were maxed out. According to an [[Vivian Gee E-mails 2|e-mail Chris sent to Vivian Gee]], by [[January 2010]] his debt was around $3,500 and had apparently been higher at some point in the intervening time.

By that point, Chris's debt had gotten so out of hand that Bob was forced to step in, making Chris reduce and manage on his spending, and forcing Chris to make regular payments to pay off his outstanding debt. Chris, thoughtless and uninterested in the fact that unpaid credit card debt accrues severe interest, had historically made payments in the smallest installments possible.

Chris provided some more details about this situation in his [[Jackie E-mails 6|e-mails to Jackie]] from [[July 2010]]. At some point, Bob paid off Chris's credit card debt and took payment in installments out of the tugboat in compensation. This foolish act of parental financial enabling allowed Chris to avoid the immediate consequences of his gross financial irresponsibility, and resulted in Chris learning nothing about how to manage his own finances, reinforcing Chris's attitude that he should be able to do anything that he wants and not suffer any negative consequences.

===Best Buy MasterCard===
Not surprisingly, it only took Chris a few short months to land himself in more financial trouble. In the [[Matthew Noble call]], Bob himself revealed that Chris had not only acquired a MasterCard charge account through [[Best Buy]], but as of the second week of [[August 2010]], Chris had predictably used it to land himself in yet more debt and had been laden with fees for bouncing a card payment.

One of Chris's [[Jackie E-mails 7|e-mails to Jackie]] reveals that Chris acquired the Best Buy charge card without his parents' permission; he only told them about it after receiving 2 bounced check fees that showed up on his bank statement, which his father was actively monitoring. In true Chris fashion, he tried to repay the minimum balance each month. When he was forced to reveal the debt to his parents, Bob was obviously less than thrilled. He promptly took control of Chris's bank account as well as his credit cards. From that point until Bob's death, he received only an allowance in the form of Visa gift cards, leaving him unable to accrue any more debt for a short time. At the time, the prospect of not being able to blow his welfare on frivolities [[Jackie E-mails 8|stressed him out]].

Curiously, even in his private communications with Jackie, Chris claimed that the overdraft fees that gave away the existence of the card to Bob were the work of trolls. Elsewhere in their conversations, however, he recounts other instances of "getting carried away" and accidentally overdrawing his bank account, suggesting that he was just using the trolls as a handy scapegoat for his own mistakes.

Bob, delusional and in the throes of some sort of conspiracy paranoia involving the staff and patrons of The GAMe PLACe, claimed that it was most likely [[Michael Snyder]] who had hacked Chris's credit card and checking accounts, though why someone who's been on a manager's salary for several years would bother stealing from any of the near-destitute Chandlers is unknown.

It's unknown why ''any'' financial institution would give Chris a line of credit at this point. Bob probably salvaged Chris's credit rating when he paid off all his prior card debt at once, but he angrily claimed Chris ruined it with the Best Buy debt (certainly true), and, in disturbingly Chris-like fashion, seemed to use this damning information to try to make Chris's latest brush with the [[Chris and the Law|law]] seem "petty" in comparison.

===Credit card debt===
Unverified information on Chris's credit card debt was leaked on the CWCki Forums on 4 June 2014. It was revealed that Chris had at least five active credit cards, with at least $7600 in combined credit limit. Of the five known active cards, at least four were revealed to be maxed out, with at least $7400 in unpaid debt between the five cards. It was estimated that the minimum payment on Chris's known debt was at least $220 a month, and it was revealed that the only reason that Chris had been able to obtain the credit that he had was that, historically, he had almost always at least paid the minimum payment each month, although it was implied that he rarely if ever paid more than the minimum.<ref>[http://cwckiforums.com/threads/chris-and-his-finances-an-in-depth-review-of-his-debt.3809/ CWCki Forums: "Chris and his finances: An in-depth review of his debt"] ([https://archive.today/K6R2c archived version])</ref>

===Payday Loan===
In early 2016, [[CatKnight Interview|Arthur Spatchcock]] discovered that Chris had taken out a Payday loan for $3,000<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-spent-over-425-on-ebay-last-month.19451/page-13#post-1392146</ref>.

{{quotebox|Chris 'borrowed' three thousand dollars. What he did with it is hazy, sure, but how do you think he bought all those lego sets for Lego Dimensions? }}

A payday loan charges extremely high interest rates, which does not bode well for Chris, due to his habit of only paying back minimal amounts at a time.

===Credit Increase===
In [[June 2016]], Chris's credit card company raised his credit limit. Chris reacted to this news by blowing his "bonus" on [[Transformers]] only to later beg for money over [[Facebook]] while blaming his [[Barb|mother's]] bill payments for their financial woes.
<center><gallery>
File:Transformers fb post1.jpg|Chris bragging about using his credit increase to buy Transformers
File:Transformers fb post2.jpg|''Nine minutes later'', Chris blamed his family's financial shortfalls on his mother's bill payments
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==Money-Making Schemes==
===Wheeling and Dealing===
Also known as [[Wikipedia:Return fraud|return fraud]]. Chris has a habit of buying a product from one store for a lower cost, then exchanging it for a higher amount of store credit at another store<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 15]]</ref>.

===Lottery===
Chris considers the lottery to be ''an investment''. In September 2010, he told Jackie the following<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 12]]</ref>:

{{quotebox|I invest $4 weekly between Win For Life and Mega Millions; two plays each.}}

===Craigslist===
{{main|Craigslist}}
In late [[October 2011]], Chris posted a Craigslist ad for a 12-year old 32" CRT television and expected a non-negotiable $250 for it;<ref>[[Craigslist#Television]]</ref> in reality, this is about the price of a new flatscreen HDTV of that size, and he would be lucky to get a tenth of his asking price.

Chris placed two cars for sale on Craigslist in September 2014. One was a dilapidated, rusty 1997 Cadillac with a cracked engine block that hadn't run in over a year. Despite having a market value (as scrap) of approximately $150, Chris demanded $5,000 for the automobile, insisting that the cracked engine block made the car a great [[Chris and reality|"fixer upper."]] Chris also placed his mother's BMW Z3 for sale, demanding $15,000 for a car that had a book value of approximately $3,000.

===Pawn shops===
{{main|List of Chris's video games#Chris (barely) lets go}}

Chris occasionally visits pawn shops or similar businesses, among them Snooky's Pawn Shop, GameStop and Plan 9 Music, to sell his old toys so that he can afford new toys.

===Ebay===
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Chris has long used Ebay to sell bits of his toy hoard. He doesn’t put much effort into researching prices, and he often lists items at vastly inflated prices. In August 2016, he listed a used VHS of ''Aladdin'' with a 'Buy it Now' price of $3,000. There were no (legitimate) takers, probably because one can buy the same edition on Amazon for ''one penny'' (plus shipping, but still).

===Cwcville Shopping===
{{main|Chris and business}}
From 2014-2016, Chris sold custom arts and crafts, finally monetizing Sonichu, through [[eBay]], [[Etsy]] and [[Lulu]], before losing his business due to [[PS4|stress]].

===Kickstarter===
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On 23 September 2014, Chris opened a Kickstarter project, asking for $5,000 worth of Legos. At the end of the campaign, Chris raised $150 from 27 backers.

===Wish lists===
'''2015'''

On 13 [[December 2015]], Chris [[December 2015 Facebook Posts#GIMME GIFTS|posted]] an Amazon.com wish list. It was filled with over a thousand dollars worth of PS4 consoles, Lego sets and Skylanders toys.

Screenshots of the wish list can be found [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.661/page-671#post-1887026 here].

Trolls responded by spamming the "Buying this gift elsewhere?" option<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/12-13-seasons-greetings.15325/page-17#post-1152508</ref>. Chris believed that the items disappearing meant that he would be getting lots of toys for Christmas. Of course, he reacted to this supposed good fortune by '''making another wish list''', containing over $1,000 worth of Transformers action figures, Amiibos, and DVDs.<ref>[[December 2015 Facebook Posts#Chris reveals his measurements]]</ref>

Screenshots of the second wish list can be found [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-12-21-chris-on-amazon-wishlists-and-donating-a-ps4.15610/page-3#post-1162967 here].

He also requested "pretty dresses of blue or red" and gave his measurements as "44/39/40." Notably, one of the items he had marked as highest priority was the [[Megatron pistol]], implying that the original was lost or damaged in the 2014 house fire.

'''2016'''

During [[February 2016]], Chris begged his audience to buy him a PS4 with accessories for his birthday<ref>[[February 2016 Facebook Posts#GIMME STUFF FOR MY BIRTHDAY]]</ref>. He did not use Amazon, saying, "the Amazon Wish List is a definite fickle."<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/February_2016_Facebook_Posts#GIMME_STUFF_FOR_MY_BIRTHDAY</ref>

He provided a wish list with several links to stores such as GameStop and Best Buy. Notably, he had ended his "[[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers|embargo]]" against those shops, specifically to allow his fans to go there and buy him gifts.

He tried to provide an incentive, by offering a $500 voucher for his [[Etsy]] shop:

{{quotebox| The FIRST Person who purchases and sends me one, and I receive it Before or On February 24, 2016, I Will make and issue to the person a Big Voucher for $500 off on Cwcville Shopping. Which is equal to Ten Sonichu/Rosechu family Figures (more or less, depending on which ones), so all the person needs to pay on that order is the Shipping, and that order will definitely take up to Eight weeks for material figure acquiring, creations and certification.}}

After his birthday passed with no PS4, Chris uploaded [[Update: 2/25/16]], in which he complained about the lack of gifts, saying he had only gotten empty gift cards and a non-winning lottery ticket. He concluded the video by saying, "thanks for nothing!" In [[March 2016]], Chris [[Sonichu's First PS4 Broadcast|claimed]] that he had received a PS4 from [[Gal Pal E-mails 4#Used Porn for Sale|Kagney Lynn Moore]]. In reality, Chris had bought it himself<ref>[[March 2016 Facebook Posts#PS4 Thanks]]</ref>.

In [[November 2016]], Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Wish list for 2016|posted]] another wish list, days after making [[Pmurt#Death Threats|death threats against President-elect Donald Trump]]. He requested $859.71 worth of toys<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-11-12-chriss-2016-wish-list-transformers-joke.25759/page-4#post-1876942</ref>. He also [[Chris and negotiation|forbade people from sending him gift cards]].

Halfway through November, Chris tweeted that he had bought several of the toys off his own wish list.<ref>[[Twitter#More wish list demands]]</ref>

On 26 November, Chris updated his wish list, removing the items he had bought from it<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Updated wish list]]</ref>and surprisingly not adding more toys, in spite of the [[Help, please]] begging video he had made in the meantime. However, the updated wish list's links were all broken, due to Chris simply copy-and-pasting the message from an earlier post. He failed to notice, even though the post has a large Page Not Found error thumbnail on it.

===YouTube monetization===
Chris has monetized most of the videos which appear on his YouTube channel, as another way of [[Etsy|profiting]] from his internet infamy. As further proof of Chris's entitlement issues, [[CatKnight Interview|Arthur Spatchcock]] discovered that at one point around [[March 2016]], Chris received $80 and was "pissed" that he hadn't gotten more.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/page-6#post-1496271</ref>

{{quotebox|This is going to become a pattern. Chris is going to do one of his 'Let's Plays' followed by an e-begging video and then polish it off by purchasing some dumb thing he doesn't need in excess of fifty bucks. He knows how this system works and it's the greatest amount of payoff with the least amount of work; the first time when Chris played Destiny he made 80$ from Youtube(And was surprisingly pissed it was that small, fuck that, I want eighty bucks from Youtube). Then he makes a video whining about how he needs more money and lo and behold, he gets even more~! If anything people are contributing to his float and that convinces him he can get away with being frivolous that much more. }}

===Let’s Plays===
In [[March 2016]], [[CatKnight Interview|Arthur Spatchcock]] introduced Chris to the idea of doing Let's Plays to boost his online activity and help him gain some money through YouTube's monetization program<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chrischan-interview-part-4-5-3-28-16.16934/page-16#post-1317924</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/page-6#post-1496271</ref>. The plan fell apart after Let's Plays of [[CWC's Destiny start|Destiny]] and [[Live Game Stream - Uncharted|Uncharted]], since by that point, Chris was [[Chris and Health|too lazy]] to play video games for money, and he simply wanted to [[Financhu Crisis|beg from his audience]] instead.

===YouTube Support button===
On 23 May 2016, Chris [[Live Game Stream - Uncharted|announced]] the debut of a Support button on his YouTube channel to replace the Etsy donation listing (which was forcibly removed due to it violating Etsy's TOS). He apparently got this idea from [[William Elliott Waterman]].<ref>[[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-reads-unicorns-rainbows-and-a-bluebird-of-happiness.21663/page-24#post-1563368]]</ref>

===Prostitution===
On 19 June 2016, aka Father’s Day, Chris decided to become [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|a prostitute]].

He has yet to receive any takers.

===Begging===
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[[File:Please, Donate (720p).mp400001.png|thumb|Chris, proving he has zero self-awareness]]
One of the earliest instances of Chris e-begging for money was in [[9 December 2009|December of 2009]]. Chris exhorted his alleged European [[Trolls|fanbase]] to donate €1,000 in order to remove troll ads from the CWCipedia.

In 2014, after his house [[Destruction Of Chris's House|caught fire]], Chris again resorted to e-begging for money, placing extra emphasis on ''"My mother and I really need the money,"'' despite dropping more than '''$5,000''' on expensive [[Lego]] sets to feed his worsening addiction. One would think that Chris would have wised up to the fact that his wanton spending and lack of gainful employment are contributing to his woes, but one glance at his [[May 2014 Facebook Posts]] could easily tell you that he's seeing his situation as an avenue to get stuff from people, the most ridiculous of which being a "$300 Sea Cow" on his wish list, which would not benefit anybody but himself in the slightest.

In 2016, Chris's e-begging drastically increased, as a result of the Chandlers' stubborn refusal to live within their means. That year saw Chris spend over $1,000 on toys, while both Chris and Barb had court cases resolved which penalized them with steep costs. In addition, Barb joined in to the begging, appearing in three videos so far.<ref>[[Donations Required, Serious. Please help]]</ref><ref>[[Donations Requested, Please]]</ref><ref>[[Donations Further Requested, Please]]</ref>

He asked for donations, or at least mentioned them, in many of the posts and videos he made in 2015 through 2016. At first, this was supposedly to fund his production of Sonichu merchandise, but he later shifted to saying that he and Barb needed help with paying the bills and buying groceries. While it's entirely possible that Chris was simply lying to get more money for [[Lego|useless]] [[Video games|crap]], this indicates that the financial hardships, which [[White knights|many]] [[Trolls|people]] have warned him about, have finally arrived. Only time will tell how his financial situation ultimately plays out, but given his attitude and inaction, the future definitely doesn't seem bright.

==In the comic==

[[File:Cwccash.jpg|thumb|250px|[[CWCville]] currency.]]
In [[Sonichu (comic)|the comic]] it is clear Chris has no idea how money works. [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], [[Patti-Chan]], and most likely all of the other characters live off welfare, just like Chris in real life. He seems to have no concept of tax, or that it's the [[United States of America|American]] populace who pay for his [[Kimmi|bullshit]]. Sonichu and Rosechu are living in a two-story house with an attic offered by the city and they are [[Mailbag 21#Home economics|"paid" in average]] of US$3,500 a month just to hang around. And maybe for the occasional [[Sonichu 9|city defense]] or [[A Sonichu Day|errand]].<ref>[[Mailbag 21#Home economics]]</ref>

While legislating as mayor of [[CWCville]], he equated 10 years in prison to a US$1,500 fine.<ref>[[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]]</ref> He also equated fifty hours of [[Wikipedia:Community service|community service]] to $500 (for any [[sex]]ual violations).<ref>[[Mailbag_31#Magi-Chan_knows_when_you_fuck]]</ref>

In [[Sonichu_9#Episode_19:_Date_Ed_.28Even_Though_the_Idea_Sounds_Dated.29|Episode 19]], it's shown that CWCVille actually issues its own currency, in the form of C-Quarters and W-Quarters. Ten C-Quarters make up a W-Quarter - don't bother asking how that makes sense in any way, considering [[honor roll|what the word "quarter" means]]. (Our best guess: C-Quarters = US$0.25, W-Quarters = US$2.50) Nor does it explain why fines are levied in U.S. dollars: perhaps to bolster the dictatorship's foreign currency reserves, ''à la'' [[Wikipedia:North Korea|North Korea]].

This makes even less sense considering [[CWCVille]] is part of the [[United States]]. States, let alone cities, cannot print their own money, despite holding considerable power over their own affairs. The Constitution expressly forbids anyone else other than the federal government from issuing currency. However, it has been somewhat common for companies, communities and local governments to issue localized currency known as 'scrip', a depression era practice still seen from time to time. [[Chris]] being Chris, and likely reading [[Goosebumps]] instead of paying attention in class likely is wholly unaware of this information.

On the [[CWCipedia]] article on Sonichu, Chris wrote that [[Rosechu]] is usually the one who cooks for her family, but when Sonichu cooks for his wife and [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|kids]] he "will go as HIGH in portions as a Banquet", even though he only cooks for five individuals.<ref name=>[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Married Life and Children Sonichu]</ref> This suggest that Sonichu is just as frivolous with money as his father.

===Soup hotels===

Chris shows us his complete misunderstanding of the stress his ideas would put on the American [[Wikipedia:Social Security (United States)|Social Security]] system if he was left in charge of it in a text called "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]." This is where the idea of "Soup Hotels" came from.

{{quote|Even the homeless have a place to stay in the ten Soup Kitchens/Hotels.|Chris with a very bad idea [http://leoweekly.com/news/left-wayside that has come to fruition in one American city...]}}

Chris depicts "Soup Hotels" as buildings ten stories tall with between ten and twenty rooms per floor, equipped with single bathrooms, beds, lighting and cable television.<ref>[[Mailbag 20#This still implies that CWCville has a massive homeless problem]]</ref> Of course, the homeless stay there for free. So, instead of building homeless shelters with dormitories, common rooms, and shared TV sets, Chris thinks the homeless should be treated to all the comforts of a ''bona fide'' hotel. This means that, in [[CWCville]], there are around 1,500 homeless people left outside. This might be the result of the local industry, choked by heavy taxes needed to pay those social expenses, being unable to make a profit there and thus moving away.

In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], [[Ultra Sonichu]] and a bevy of [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] stop at a soup hotel. The building is labeled Soup Hotel 17, implying that [[CWCville]] has had to open at least seven new homeless shelters in the span of a month, or they're just bad at numbering the things. Or more tellingly, that the economy of CWCville is crashing to the ground, fast.

==In other works==
In [[Mumble 6]], Chris discussed making a TV show called ''The Chris Chandler Show''. One of his demands was the show should not have any commercial breaks, either showing a distinct lack of understanding as to how a TV station makes money, or perhaps he plans to sell the advertising fees to a single company so that they can play a long ad in the beginning of the air time and leave the rest of the show uninterrupted, ''à-la'' the season premieres of [[wikipedia:24 (TV Series)|''24'']]. We cannot know for sure, but he has probably seen at least one show that has done this, and gathered the idea from there.

In [[Mailbag 29#In which Chris loses his mind|Mailbag 29]] he stated that $10 an hour is a reasonable price to pay for sex with a prostitute. To show his further ignorance of simple economics, Chris proposed a chain of state-run brothels where this shockingly inexpensive fee would not only pay women for sex, pay the salary of a pimp, pay for STD testing for the prostitutes, but would also pay for free [[Dating education|Sex Ed classes]] for [[virgin]]s.

In real life, according to Chris, he tried to scam his way out of paying for sex with a Craigslist [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|prostitute]] who was charging $100 per hour by telling her about the trolls, his life story, and his many personal problems. He said the prostitute then hung up on him.

Chris also proves us that, in the possibility of being part of a family, he wouldn't be the main purveyor. In the [[PlayingHouse]] video, his [[sweetheart]] of [[Jackie|the moment]] is portrayed as a successful journalist with high ambitions while he's a [[14 Branchland Court|stay at home]] Dad. Even then, he portrays himself doing "hard work" like [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|changing diapers]] and watching over the kids. In this last role, he's so incompetent that he needs to recruit his [[Crystal|preschool daughter]] to watch over [[Reginald Chandler|his son]] while he's shopping. This is paralleled by his real life situation - with [[Bob]] gone, one would assume that he'd be the "man of the house" and assume some responsibility for once. Unfortunately, as evidenced by his [[This is how the Trial went|admission in court,]] Barb is still pulling his ass out of any such concept by paying his court fees. Keep in mind that, by extension, Chris is being minded by an ailing woman's retirement money which was used to bail him out of a mess that ''he'' started, while he wastes his own money on meaningless frivolities.

== Conclusion ==

Given Chris's carefree abandon when it comes to his spending habits, many are actually concerned as to what will happen to Chris when Barb passes on and he has to fend for himself. If past (and present) experiences are any indication, it's that if Chris continues on his path of not saving his money and spending it on frivolous crap that he doesn't need, he'll wind up broke and in severe debt. A [[Mumble_4|past conversation]] with [[Clyde Cash]] revealed that he doesn't even know the basic expenses that go into running a household, and we all know how Chris's plan of [[PlayingHouse|marrying a sweetheart to dump all of the financial responsibilities on her]] will [[Sweetheart#Will Chris ever have a Sweetheart?|turn out.]]

Long story short, if Chris doesn't start saving for his future now, then when Barb finally passes on, he won't have one to look forward to. And he'll have nobody to blame but himself. ''(Not that he won't try, of course.)''

==See also==
*[[Monthly tugboat]]
*[[Financhu Crisis]]

== References ==
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Son-Chu Review

2017-04-18T13:00:07Z

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'''Son-Chu Review''' is a video released by Chris on 2 April 2017. It is a showcase of [[Son-Chu]] and other [[Chris and art|disfigured]] [[Amiibo|toys]]. The purpose was to promote his latest [[business]] venture of selling [[stamps]] - the Son-Chu figure was announced as a prize in a raffle, which people could enter by purchasing one of Bob's stamps or Chris's [[DStecks|$1,000]] album on eBay. It failed to increase Chris's sales. A full five days after the video was released, he got $0.

This video is the longest that Chris has ever done, clocking in at just over 48 minutes. It seems that while Chris has disabled ratings on the video, he didn't disable comments.

Notable mentions include scenes at 16:50 (Chris talks in a Butch lesbian voice) and 18:45 (he gets a little too...excited attacking a cop car).

In the parts where Chris speaks, it is worth noting that he appears to be straining his voice in such a way that it is has a higher pitch than normal. This is clearly deliberate, and he may be doing this to make himself seem more feminine. When depicting the voice of a male character in the video, such as Sonichu, Chris reverts back to his regular voice instead of deepening it. This solidifies the idea that Chris is making a conscious effort to change the pitch of his regular voice, as he portrays male characters with his old, "manly" voice.

This shift in pitch to Chris's voice causes his [[Speech impediment|already warped vocals]] to sound worse, and thus harder to understand. [[Arthur Spatchcock]] volunteered to transcribe.

==Video==
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| name = Son-Chu Review
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=SYM4lTW_jOI}}
| stardate = 2 April 2017
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Cwcville Shopping|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Selling Out|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[A little Fluttershy singing (imitation)]]
| next = [[Sonic Totem and More]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox|Something New from the Sonichu and Rosechu world finally able to be made, (Autobot) Son-Chu (formerly a Ford Escort station wagon, now a 2010 Ford Focus car). Fully Painted, customized and all that, and Personally/Officially Dubbed the Official Son-Chu Figure on March 17, 2017. Sanju!!!

**Son-Chu Bio on package card: "The city of Cwcville, VA; defended greatly, between the team of Sonichus and Rosechus, the creator, Chrstine W. Chandler, and a group of five brave Autobots, led by Son-Chu; locally known as the Samurai Pizza Bots, as they work delivering pizzas (and Son-Chu driving Miss Chandler around) while in hiding until when needed. Not only the Decepticons, but transforming robots created by the team of Count Graduon as well, attack the city to try to take it over and break up all loving relationships worldwide. When the offensives are too big for the Sonichus and Rosechus to handle, Son-Chu and his group are there to blast the villains off!"

**Read and Listen to video for the details of the Son-Chu Figure Giveaway (deadline April 30, 2017).

-[[Stamps|Buy the Stamp Covers, and the highly-sentimental book of mine, on my ebay shop, here...]]
<ref>http://www.ebay.com/sch/pristinechristine1982/m.html?isRefine=true&item=282382503232&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2562&_mwBanner=1</ref>

-CWC Skylander Figure and Card Review Video...
<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-SsI0EbdJI</ref>

-emgo316's Channel...
<ref>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVEDzEYSNi5FwEKmLY6LT0Q</ref>

SHAREfactory™<ref>https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-us/tid=CUSA00572_00</ref>}}

==Transcript==
''[Opens with stock footage showing blenders and two starbursts saying "SPECIAL OFFER!!" on a blue background. Cut to one starburst on the same background saying, "[[BILLY MAYS|BUT WAIT THERE'S '''MORE!''']]"]''

===A word from our sponsor===

''[Stamp album open on table, Skylander T-shirt being used as a backdrop.]''

'''Chris:''' ''[in a weird high pitched voice]'' This video is brought ta you by the stamps Christines Chandlers Ebay Shop of Mr. C's clam-stamp collection of her late father you are eligible to buy among which any purchase up to the date of April 31st win themselves an automatic entry to win the toy featured in this video.
There will be two available: one for random drawing, and one for the automatic winner that buys the stahmp album in said shop ''[gasp]'' that come with all the prizes that I stated in that-I that description. Not only do they get this toy but they also get ''[reaches behind self]'' they also get the Skylander self, Skylander figure and the self Skylander card that is completely functional on Skylanders Imaginators for the leading console playing Nintendo Switch. ''[Removes figure and card]'' And now, on with our show.

===1:29: Enter Son-Chu, Sonichu and Rosechu===
''[Scene change. Son-Chu on display. Sonichu enters from left.]''

'''Chris as Sonichu:''' Hmm, wow...my autobot friend got promoted.

''[Rosechu enters from right.]''

'''Sonichu:''' Whaddya think of that, Rosie?

'''Rosechu:''' I think he looks neat.

'''Sonichu:''' Ah tell you one thing: I knew when he was [[Carlos Chantor|an escort]]... and now he has a lot more to 'Focus' on.

'''Rosechu:''' Ford.

''[Chris laughs as Rosechu and Sonichu.]''

'''Sonichu:''' Automobile joke autobots rollout.

''[Both Sonichu and Rosechu 'zip' off screen.]''

===1:55: Not-title card===
''[Chris does another breakaway and comes back with a hand drawn sign saying:]''

:Иot
:The Freakin Geek Reviews
:homage parody of Emgo316's title card; apologies offered. Emgo makes Awesome skits ''[backwards k]'' and great reviews.

''[Chris is providing his own background music.]''

'''Chris:''' ''[sings]'' Bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bum bum ba bum bum, ''na naaaa!''

===2:20: Packaging and history===
''[After a shitter transition, Chris once again has his Skylanders shirt as a backdrop. His 'Son-chu' Transformer backdrop is leaning against it and his custom car is front and center. Chris is speaking in a high-pitched, hard-to-hear girly/goofball voice.]''

'''Chris:''' Hey Youtube fans whassup it's Christine Chandler comin' ta you live from home once again, not Emgo316, and today we'll be reviewing the latest ander finally made into a toy figure 3D world, from the comic book world, Autobot Som-Chu!

So here we are and dere he is and first and foremost we'll take a quick look ''[brings backdrop forward]'' at thuh packaging see right here on the front, ''[mumbles, loses control of camera before picking it up]'' as you can see, right here on the front you can see piece of artwork and the artwork is my work on the plate SONICHU~! because he is from the city of CWCville Virginia and on the front is autobot SON-CHU~! and SON-CHI~! ''[unintelligable autism]'' Titans; and on the side of the package, you have that same piece of artwork; on the bottom WORDS~! Lotsa lotsa words and on thuh back of the package you have your obligatory product shots, you got this and that this and that; WARNING~! Not-- DON'T DO THIS DON'T DO THAT don't feed the [[Christopher's name change|bear]]! The vehicle mode ''[unintelligible]'' Headmaster, he's a robot, and ''[unintelligible]'' having a big gun and a shield~ And look at this he becomes a soundstage for when you wanna do a concert and if you can read that ''[you can't; it's out of focus]'' he has a brief bio. Zip-de-doo, I'll copy and paste the bio out that in the description later; that's basically it FORE the packa-GING!

He also come with a ''[unintelligible]'' collector's card with that same piece of artwork ''[flips card]'' and tech specs for both Autob-, for both Son-Chu and Son-Chi if you care er about them. Hurray for card ''[Throws it across room.]''

Nyah, whatever. Oh it's like a pretty to look at. It has artwork. Talk a little bit bout SON-CHU~! I will make the joke that was the beginning more understandable if you get it. ''[Pulls out sonichu pic]'' So years ago at Transformers dot com I had designed my own Autobot, the place, so that was the first Son-Chu Autobot during the era of the Arhmada. Lookit that face, LOOKIT DAT FACE~! Eh look at how big he got built during the movie gap not as good as what we ended with four-a few years later ''[flips picture over] [mumble]'' dot com I like this face better its better looking face and he's from the Cybertron Era so between those, between those and my car that's how we end up ''[Brings out Sonichu Son-Chu]'' with Point O robot of Autobot Son-Chu!

And by the way that's pronounced like the Chinese word Sonju so when you shout SON-Chu! you're saying VICTORY~! Victory for CWCville~! And the Autobots, and the Samurai Pizza bots they were known quase in CWCville and he was originally a Ford Escort station wagon. Its roof, right there ''[point thumb to poorly drawn station wagon and then to Son-Chu]'' becomes the shield, and the hood of the car...becomes the gun. And then, a few years later, we got new robot mode because he b'came Ford Escort...n-no Ford Focus, Escort, Focus, Focus, Escort, it was an Escort and I had more to Focus on ''[fake laughs at own joke]''.

===5:54: Car mode, Headmaster and lion===

''[Bad cutaway]''

'''Chris:''' And now we've got a vehicle mode from -- officially from Hasbro that matches the Ford Focus fairly well...uh would say, you could call it a bold -- same mold, uh Rundown and Breakdown, but you know what, ''[higher pitch]'' I answer that request''[?]'', ''[more normal pitch]'' he's got a spoiler that's one big difference. Thats one big difference. ''[Shows cars ass]'' And all the custom paint and license plate Son-ch-Sonichu! ''[Flips it to the front end]'' Just like that license plate still...c'mon, back ''[[[stress sigh]]]'' Wauto-focus! Sony! You need to auto focus this camera ''[Flips car to bottom]'' and on the bottom you'll see later that he's got uh...Son-Chu license plate on the other side front side as well. Oh look, the windows in the tinted red, and we got uh, so obj-- obviously he was originally Breakaway, but he does come with a few pieces that we're gonna get into, he includes his Titan Master Mr. TiTONY~! AutoBot Son-Chi! With a paint-- custom painted face... painted his hands, his hands, lookhishands, nyoo nyoo. Camera. Fix the camera Sony, make it so it's not Mirroring~! And I painted his legs and of course ''[Has flipped the little robot into the head]'' Who has upside down face?

'''Dumb Robot:''' I do~! I do how you doin'? I'm upside down. I'm gettin' dizzy.

'''Chris:''' And actually has two Titan Masters, because he's got one for-- that goes behind his shield, get to that in a moment. Here is other Titan Master, little tiny, we call him Mark 1, and you'll get to see why in just a moment. As usual it's something that has got the wibbly-wobbly head; their arms can either got partway or up and down, and these legs ''[makes Mark 1 dance]'' doo-de-doo-de-doo-de-doo, woop woop woop, and upside down face and right there we can see what he's called Mark 1? Rewind a bit you'll get the joke. So that's-You get two Titan masters with that and acourse you incorporate the main one, little Son-Chi into the car itself ''[Knocks over the Mark 1 bot]''

'''Son-Chi:''' I knocked him over sorry about that. I'm SORRY! We'll get you back up shortly. [Is then molested by Chris to 'sit']

'''Chris:''' And you bend his legs, you put him in the drivers seat, and of course that's the only way ''[points to raised windows]'' I can the thing to come up is ta pop the arms apart.

And then we move onto the next part that's included: ''[Annoying voice]'' DIS LITTLE LION DIS LITTLE BLUE LION actually comes wif a one of those titan masters ACESSORIES~! That Transform into other things, got all that blue paint all over him, he still has some silver, he's got black, yellow, leftover behind...so anyway you incorporate the titan, the Mark 1 ''[molests robot]'' come on Titan Master, put him in de back of his head ''[Inserts poor robot into lions head]'' get the lion there get the picture once more ''[Goes to retrieve Son-Chu picture]'' Lookit the original Son-Chu's drawing. He has a shield. Because when he transforms from vehicle to car roof here ''[Points to station wagon roof]'' its pops of...becomes the shield. I wanted to keep the shield so, Hashbro, thank you for the shield...just had to give it a little recolor. And before we change into the shield for comparison ''[introduces duplicate of lion]'' here he is with Sawback, the original Titan Master vehicle, lookit all that yellow and blue, yellow blue...

''[Autism ensues as he makes them growl at one another. Have a growling match and Sawback runs off, yipping like a dog despite being a lion...then laughs at how funny he is]''

Alright so what you want to do ''[gets to molesting the lion robot]'' is you wanna take these parts and move em forward ''[transforming]'' pull his legs forward, tilt head back ''[Transforming]'' I'm not gonna do-THis is the weapon mode but I'm not doing the vehicle mode. ''[Transformed]'' Anyway that's how you get the shield that's THE SHIELD~! If I had a perfect way, like it was my sister, I'd put him on top of the roof, he could ride along up there, but for the most, put the lion up there ''[Puts next to car]'' Duh duh, duh duh duh~...it can run along, aside...her. ''[pantomines running by slapping the lion against the table a few times]'' Badup badup badup badup, blup blup blup blup. Or fun one I figgered out ''[stands lion on top of car]'' thank you spoilers lookit that. ''[Makes more car noises as he pushes car back and forth]'' Obviously he can't stay up there ''[Flips car, throws lion off]'' Sorry bout that.

''[Picks up lion, outs face in camera lens.]''

===11:26: Pipes===
'''Lion:''' Hey 3D! ''[Growls]''

'''Chris:''' Is this thing 3D compatible? With my mouth closeup to the camera it looks like he's popping out of the monitor.

'''Lion:''' ''[Autistic growling]'' I got a mission.

'''Chris:''' You can go back. So moving right along, he's got a couple other -- he's got a few other accessories. Like, he includes these two pairs of pipes that came off one of the other parts that had to be required to put this thing together, 'cause it took most -- it took more than one figure to put it the way I wanted it together so anyway you incorporate these to make it look cooler by putting them -- on the side -- aaaand now it looks less like a Ford Focus cause you've got the pipes on the side.
''[Rolls car back and forth, mumbles.]''

===12:05: Guns===

'''Chris:''' Badoop badoop badoo-rr, And we give him this pair of guns -- not from Chromedome or Breakaway, but they are easy to put on in the vehicle mode: just put em on there~ and you could em on the other way but then he won't roll so easily so yeah you gotta put em like that and I wanna take these-I wanna remove these for we have plenty more compar-vehicle comparisons to go with, ''[muttering]'' okay, eventually.

So~ moving right along for brief introductions of the other characters ''[brings in a pic of Prower]'' of which were inspired by actual past Autobot figures, we're bringing in Autobot Prowler of which was transfor-was inspired by transformers animated Prowl with the side car ''[goes high pitched]'' AND THATS ANOTHER THING I WANNA BRING UP if you want-wana put the Titan Masters, Headmasters in the show are supposed to be like -- match the size accurate to human. For this type of ''[mumble]'' sidecar that's perfect, but you try putting a Titan Master on a motorcycle ''[stupid voice]'' he's not gonna reach the pedals so easily lookit that ''[TM falls off seat and slides into sidecar]'' yer not gonna reach the pedals so easily if if I had a deluxe class Titan Master motorcycle lookit that lookit that ''[holding the titan master in the bikes seat; stupid voice again]'' HIS LEGS CAN't GO DOWN OR ELSE HE'd HAVE TO BE LIKE THAT ''[forces it face down into seat]'' LOOK HOW FAR AWAY THE HANDLEBARS ARE. IT'S-IT DON'T WORK. IT DON'T WORK. POOR MOTORCYCLE DELUXE CLASS. Figures. ''[Starts fake crying off scene]''

Anyway, dadat dadat dada, ''[mumbling to self again]'' Next up from the Comic book world female autobot Excelina who was obviously definitely motorcycle respected with the hologram and made to look like a woman and all these Autobots they worked over at pizzeria they were known by the town as the Samurai Pizza Bots the Autobot team of CWCVille Virginia ''[Wanders off]'' Where'd she go? ''[Dumb noises, waves hand in front of camera]'' Gonna be a cut moment there.

===14:57: Excelina and Bumba-Lumba===

'''Chris:''' ''[Didn't actually do a cut]'' And now here she is ''[introduces female robot fap toy]'' with autobot Arcee crown-from Micheal Bay movie 1''[?]'' which was unfortunately put on the cutting room floor...pretty sad. It's a pretty motorcycle pretty motorcycle...anyway, eh, lookit that! ''[Repositions cars, uses dumb voice again]'' we're moving right along, side by side ''[vroom vroom vroom noises, points at both cars]'' These two are sweethearts in CWCVille THE CITY OF CWCVILLE VIRGINIA~ deh deh, deh deh deh~ ''[mumbling, removes female car]'' then theres the third member of the CWCVille -utobot team is Bumba-Lumba green and hot flames he's not lost he's holding a bunch of PIZZA BAGELS PIZZA BAGELS PIZZA BAGELS and obviously another one from the animated series...so there's Son-Chu with the anime Bumblebee...I like leaving the rockets on there ''[bunch of autistic gibberish follows]'' rockets and bupbupbup and then bumblebee is gone. ''[Murmuring]'' Where's my drawing? Oh here it is.

===16:25: Armoraxe===

'''Chris:''' ''[Brings in last autistic bot]'' And uh last on the -tobot team we have Armoraxe duh uh the rocker uh the rocker of the pizzabots ''[gibberish]'' lookit the lightening bolts got on there ''[gibberish]'' and everything! ''[Removes picture]'' and inspiring that...that wsa animated Soundwave ''[mumbles]'' animated Soundwave.

===16:50: Crackder===
''[gets a butch lesbo voice]'' HOW ANIMATED AM I?

If you note the Decepticon symbol pretend it's an autobot symbol he's on the same team. ''[Goes off screen again]''

Annnnd on the-on the bad team side ''[Mumbles something about Count Grodoun and Slaweel Ryam]'' th'ey made the-transpired-transpire with the Decepticons they got a few Schematics and they made their own cept the clones are piloted by the Jerkops-robot cops whatever what have you. And first up we have Crackeder ''[Shows stupid picture]'' first of these clones of the PVCC. Lookit that lookit that jet. Jet ''[something]'' So with that inspiring that was transformers Cybertron ThunderCracker. SO he's got a look for scale if this cockpit could open a titan master could fit in ther. ''[Picks up jet]'' WHOOSH~! ''[Off screen]'' And uh, second of ducepticon on duh bad team there was ''[shows picture]'' Punislav with a really big fist he could thrown punches ''[makes sexual sounds]'' and was a jerkop car cause you can't trust da police...the police you can't trust them but they are jerkops.

===18:45: Punislav and SAV===
Well anyway ''[offscreen again, talking to self]'' That was movie one Barricade unfortun- fortunately these all ''[laugh talks]'' survived the house fire. But yeah Barricade was on the show but anyway.

''[voice goes deep]'' Pull over.

[''Goes autistic''] NO~! ''[Makes Son-Chu pull around in front off, rams into police car]'' Bastard cop. ''[Continues to ram police car over and over again. High pitches voice hard to make out but he rams the cop car off the table; murdering him.]'' Take that, Jerkop. ''[Laughs]'' Sweet Victory~! Get retribution and all that. And then the last of the decepticons ''[something about drawing]'' something else, we have the S.A.V. ''[shows picture]'' also known as the Scoundrel Ass Vessel, the ass with one s cause it's a scoundrel as a vessel and there he is the big SUV; SAV, SUV, that's a pun there, that was the pun. ''[Talks to self off screen again]'' Anyway inspiring that one that was transformers ''[gibberish]'' anyway, inspiring that that was transformers animated Swindle with the big gun so that the Jerkhiefs, the leader of jerkops would pilot the SAV and they like Megatron ''[something something]'' Jerkop's got the big gun. Vroomvroomvroom.

===20:24: More comparisons===
''[Displays two other Transformers in vehicle mode, flanking Son-Chu]'' And for further comparison, here is Son-Chu with Chromedome? And Breakaway. You can see the differences besides the ''[?]'' and the coloring; I have some spoiler, better, Son-Chu, Son-Chu, wheeee, boop boop boop boop boop-a-doo. ''[Drives Chromedome and Breakaway around Son-Chu, then picks them up and puts them away offscreen. ]'' And for an activate''[?]'', here he is with Hot Rod. [''Mutters something, giggles, puts Alpha Trion on the table.''] Aaaand here he is with Palpitron. [''deep voice''] Young warrior. Yessir. I'm catching up to you to offer you advice. Can you offer it to me later? I'm doing this video. Okay, young warrior. [''Picks up P
Alpha Trion, 'flies' offscreen''] To infinity and beyond! Doo-doo-doo-da-da-da! [''Places the toy somewhere offscreen, camera shakes a little''] And, [''Moves Son-Chu to the right, places down Optimus Prime truck''] here he is with the car master, Optimus Prime. [[Random-access humor|I am an optimist, my name is Optimus.]] Well, you're the leader, so you're [[Duck|bigger than me, obviously.]] I'm still an optimist, my name is Optimus. Optimist, Optimus, optimist, Optimus, optimiiiist! [''Drives Optimus offscreen, moves Son-Chu back to center'']
[''Jump cut, Son-Chu is now in mecha form''] 'Scuse me for this bad egg [''?''], but there was one particular comparison I forgot to do before changing it into, uh, vehicle mode. [''Removes Son-Chu's head and shows us how it unfolds into a [[Lego|minifigure]]''] Here's autobot Son-Chu [''Show us a red-and-white figure in other hand''] with the original Power Master Prime's power master figure. And... [[''puts Power Master away, brings out brown-and-black figure''] with an actual typical headmaster. From Generation 1. He uses the [''unintelligible''] and this one, comes with a typical one, this one was Cap, the fire truck. So yes, we're taller than the typical, average headmaster of the past! [''[[Ego|seems proud while saying this]], hits headmaster with Son-Chu figure, it falls onto desk''] So take that, Endo! Huh, so sorry. Okay. [''takes headmaster offscreen, makes minifigure back into head, puts it on Son-Chu'']

===22:50: Transform!===
[''jump cut, Son-Chu now back in car form''] Okay, so now let's move right along to transformation, shall we?
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Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017

2017-04-16T04:34:08Z

Promethean: /* Transcript */ Format: description in square-bracket italics

'''Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017''' is the first Captain's Log video since July 2016's [[Update 20160718]].

==Video==
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| name = Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=XwwM5YGUVZo}}
| stardate = 14 April 2017
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}, {{Cwcville Shopping|text}}, {{Politics|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}
| Saga = {{Financhu Crisis|text}}
| shirt = Pink Tank Top
| previous = [[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE]]
| next = [[React to SNL 41-4 Darn Ol' Tramp 45]]
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|This is the Official YouTube channel of the one and only creator and author of the Sonichu and Rosechu series, Christine Weston Chandler (AKA Christian, Christopher, Chris Chan, Ricardo); me. Links to my personal Facebook and Twitter pages, as well as my stores of Sonichu and Rosechu, and self, merchandise are available for purchase. Among which, more items are to come in the future, so stay tuned for the updates when I make them personally.}}

===Transcript===
Good evening, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again, but for the first time in a long time this is Captain's Log, stardate zero-four, one-four, two-zero-one-seven. And I'm trying -- in a different format, obviously, I've got a microphone attached to my head, but hopefully this time my voice'll be louder than the music that I'm still forced to have to block out. I figure on something different for tomorrow's video where I commentate live reactions to watching the Trump episode o' Saturday Night Live. In the meantime we'll start with some of the-- the pleasant news, about something good. And yeah, just knocked over the gate behind me that was laying against the wall, pfft.

Anyway, so let's talk a little more about Son-Chu. The Autobot figure that you could win, for a limited time. And the stamp album's still available as the last automatic win for, ya know, da figure… an’ my Sky ''[runs out of breath]'' – m’ self Skylander figure, m’ self Skylander card, and… ''[gulp]'' T-shirt! Look at da previous video, respectively, for… dat!

So ayway, I’mma talk bout de additional features you get… with dis thing. Where– ''[turns to the right to look for something]'' talk about, de silver gunnn! Alright, so ‘bout de – inititially, you would get, de Silver Gun’s… .y’know… ''[plays with toy]'' just ‘s I said in da review video… so we’re goin’ ''[snaps something]'' whoop… mmrrr… ''[tries to attach to toy]'' get in ‘nere, get in ‘nere!! Get in ‘nere. Soop… there you go. ''[re-poses toy]'' And… da face of da Mark 1 version of Autobot Son-chu as I had designed back… so many years ago, during da days when Armada was still on the air. And… obviously dis becomes… ''[more playing with toys]'' his shield! Because… when he was an Escort, his roof was the shield. But his roof isn’t so long… isn’t so wide right now, so we had to give it… we had to make a lion out of it. And this is not a lion! I’m not a lion. ''[playing]'' Zoooom! Babboombaboombaboombaboombaboom. ''[voice becomes much more childlike as he plays]'' And a course… da pipes! Da pipes… da go… in robot mode dey’re like dis, but you gotta swup ‘em round when you… doin’na vehicle mode, udderwise… dey… drag ‘em off the ground. Just way they’re curved! So ayway… m..n.nn… ''[makes strange noises while playing with Son-Chu]''

Soooo, let’s talk about the additional things that you get… .first off is I have st… sh… done the stuff I’ve shown in the last… pitcher on ma Facebook post, dis’ll be my face if I was an Autobot! ''[shows to camera, childlike voice again]'' Zoom in! ''[paws own face]'' Hope you all can see that okay. ‘s two cameras on this thing, so I’m just going with whatever. B’ayway, comic book canon, so you still have me as human, and uh… then I transform into… my Sonichu form, and then I go… and then I tell Son-chu, “hey par – hey Autobot friend, let’s g – let’s… g’bine forces!” And he says ''[deep voice]'' “Alright.” ''[back to childlike voice as he plays]'' So, addishally he go… open his neck ho’ and his head… will go down. He’s not a Titan Master, in da books, alright? An dis ashually works for real in… on da ashuall figure, I show ya. See? His… with the arms being wide enough, he ashually can… sit… tucked… like dat! ''[holds figure up, head falls out]'' ''[sigh]'' Why you misbehavin’ now on me, ‘vall times? ''[tries to fix toy]'' Come on. Come on… get in’nere… shtay in’nere. Shtay in’nere. You SHTAY! ''[high voice]'' You SHTAY! ''[holds up toy again, head falls out again]'' It works most’a da time. ''[sigh]''

Ayway so… beside from that, dat closes on top, annnn… .so… I climb up around him and I… ''[childlike voice again]'' get ready to do a homing attack, and I Sonichu Form, and den I become my Autobot face! A-den… with da neck hole, being above his head, while his head is down ‘nere in da chest ‘n his body somewhere, VOOP! My head is on top of his head! Nyahaha! Joke! But… nothing sexual, o-kay? Leave it a‘dat.

''[begins playing more with toys]'' So… first time I’m attached to Son-chu in dis way, s’like a… kinda a biddofa a God-master, ‘cause ''[cartoony voice]'' I AM GOD OF DIS DIMENSION OF CWCVIIIIILE, VIRGINIAAAA! Hey wait! First is, da rocket pack! As you seen in… various photos on Facebook! It look like a bob-sled! I had to des – I like da better design, dis way. O-kay? So, dis goes, onto his back, into this… ''[shoves at camera]'' that slot! Right dere. De middle piece! Goes dere. An… dis part, nyep, goes into his… bwoott! Goes into his bwooott! ''[means “butt”]''

Aight, and… dis fin, dis spoiler here, goes on… top dere! And… you got wings! ''[his voice is disturbingly high pitched]'' Dey’re also guns! Dey go… on eedder side! And first time I attached to him, my Cherok – my Cherokian powers… t’sup bring all this force… into dat reality! ''[cartoony voice]'' So now… Son-chu can fly! But still… .there’s something that… only I ca – that he can only – da his body can do, only while ma head – while I’m attached to him. De Psychic-Normal and Electric attacks, of the – of my Sonichu form, for one thing, so ''[up goes that pitch again]'' dooowwwww, as a robot, Son-chu’s body can… .summon thunderbolts! ‘N thunderrrrrr! From da sky! Hyper Beam and… .levitating Psychic Attacks! Aaaaaand… .I pull out a lil bit of electricity and… he gets a sword! Alright? Yes it’s the ''[mountain dew?!!]'' Sword from Voyager Prime but, it works! ''[squeaky]'' It works! Lightning sword! ''[waves toy’s arms around]''

And also sumthin’ else fun you can do with this sussessory, you can atta – which, you can do between Chromedome or Breakaway times… return figures… ''[does something to toy]'' looka dat! Makea look like… ''[up with voice pitch]'' ligh’nin comin throuuuugh! Da barrels of dese cannons an’nen… make it look like a taser gun! ''[makes shooting noises with mouth while moving toy]'' Electric taser attack! A’ere’s something I like-a do with de… silver guns, on dis t’ing… ''[adjusts toy]'' Now dere’s something kinda ''[cancer?!]'' about him dere! And… ba-boom, ba-boom, ba-boom ba-boom, ba-boom, ba-boom, boom boom boom! Aright?

''[actual baby talking now]'' A we’p just put da wings back on ‘ere, because we’re gonna da FUN! Part… We’re y – now… we fly! ''[air whoosh with mouth, Mickey Mouse voice]'' Fly out from… da rocket pack! We flyyy! I belieeeeeve I can sooooaarrr… … ''[breaks piece off of toy, normal voice]'' an ‘nen ‘nat happened. His… ''[resumes Mickey Mouse voice]'' I wann’ned to put my haiiiiir into the wind! And lift my face up so I can see where I’m goin’, I BELIEEEEVE I CAN SOOO-OOO-OO-OOAR.

''[adorable cat meowing]'' And dat would be Sorbet, meowing. ''[Sorbet says meowwww?]''

Yeeeeeanyway, so, dat’s all de addishional features for Audobot Son-chu and… mm, unless I can get… a few more of dese swords, I have to get… .find something, or some – or somewhere, or somebody wit’ 3-D scanner printer… or if I can download 3-D scanner app to my phone, a better one, than S-Scan… 3D… like all the around photos and whatnot… sum’ better than that one, cause I tried it, it don’t work for me. Ayway, scan ‘nat, annn… also da bobsled! Ayup!

Unless I find somebody who can… put through da 3-D printer, who can do it for me imme’iately, I def’nly need to scan and print da bobsled, rocket pack! And by da way, when I ‘ttached it all, mm… ''[moves toy]'' dat to da side dere… ''[baby talk]'' my headmaster… my Titan Master self, me! I can ri – I can ride on it, like dat! Bit odd, but… you can see my… oh, my face. ''[plays with toy]'' Dey in dere, dey in dere! You stay! And… spoiler, goes inna hole, inna middle, right dere. ‘long with da ''[fire?]'' dat was in da back, dis sword goes dere! And… d’wings! Onna side! See? Dere’s my Titan Master Vehicle dat makes a big buncha add-on for Son-chu! ''[part of toy falls]'' My way, dese uh… dese two guns, wings? I got ‘em offa Shapeways. An ‘nat’s where I’m hopin’ to get 3-D Printer result of ''[holds bobsled thing]'' this, after I do a susessful scan of it. And I don’t have any CADD software on my laptop, cause if I – udderwise, if I did, den I probably would be able ‘a do this myself. Plus it’s been a few years since… got dat… diploma’n got dat degree and whatnot. ''[raspberry]''


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Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017

2017-04-16T04:26:54Z

Promethean: /* Transcript */ Copy partial transcript from https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-4-14-17-captains-log-livestream.30047/page-15#post-2200022

'''Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017''' is the first Captain's Log video since July 2016's [[Update 20160718]].

==Video==
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| name = Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=XwwM5YGUVZo}}
| stardate = 14 April 2017
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}, {{Cwcville Shopping|text}}, {{Politics|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}
| Saga = {{Financhu Crisis|text}}
| shirt = Pink Tank Top
| previous = [[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE]]
| next = [[React to SNL 41-4 Darn Ol' Tramp 45]]
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|This is the Official YouTube channel of the one and only creator and author of the Sonichu and Rosechu series, Christine Weston Chandler (AKA Christian, Christopher, Chris Chan, Ricardo); me. Links to my personal Facebook and Twitter pages, as well as my stores of Sonichu and Rosechu, and self, merchandise are available for purchase. Among which, more items are to come in the future, so stay tuned for the updates when I make them personally.}}

===Transcript===
Good evening, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again, but for the first time in a long time this is Captain's Log, stardate zero-four, one-four, two-zero-one-seven. And I'm trying -- in a different format, obviously, I've got a microphone attached to my head, but hopefully this time my voice'll be louder than the music that I'm still forced to have to block out. I figure on something different for tomorrow's video where I commentate live reactions to watching the Trump episode o' Saturday Night Live. In the meantime we'll start with some of the-- the pleasant news, about something good. And yeah, just knocked over the gate behind me that was laying against the wall, pfft.

Anyway, so let's talk a little more about Son-Chu. The Autobot figure that you could win, for a limited time. And the stamp album's still available as the last automatic win for, ya know, da figure… an’ my Sky (runs out of breath) – m’ self Skylander figure, m’ self Skylander card, and… (gulp) T-shirt! Look at da previous video, respectively, for… dat!

So ayway, I’mma talk bout de additional features you get…with dis thing. Where– (turns to the right to look for something) talk about, de silver gunnn! Alright, so ‘bout de – inititially, you would get, de Silver Gun’s….y’know…(plays with toy) just ‘s I said in da review video…so we’re goin’ (snaps something) whoop…mmrrr…(tries to attach to toy) get in ‘nere, get in ‘nere!! Get in ‘nere. Soop…there you go. (re-poses toy) And…da face of da Mark 1 version of Autobot Son-chu as I had designed back…so many years ago, during da days when Armada was still on the air. And…obviously dis becomes… (more playing with toys) his shield! Because…when he was an Escort, his roof was the shield. But his roof isn’t so long…isn’t so wide right now, so we had to give it…we had to make a lion out of it. And this is not a lion! I’m not a lion. (playing) Zoooom! Babboombaboombaboombaboombaboom. (voice becomes much more childlike as he plays) And a course…da pipes! Da pipes…da go…in robot mode dey’re like dis, but you gotta swup ‘em round when you…doin’na vehicle mode, udderwise…dey…drag ‘em off the ground. Just way they’re curved! So ayway…m..n.nn…(makes strange noises while playing with Son-Chu)

Soooo, let’s talk about the additional things that you get….first off is I have st…sh…done the stuff I’ve shown in the last…pitcher on ma Facebook post, dis’ll be my face if I was an Autobot! (shows to camera, childlike voice again) Zoom in! (paws own face) Hope you all can see that okay. ‘s two cameras on this thing, so I’m just going with whatever. B’ayway, comic book canon, so you still have me as human, and uh…then I transform into…my Sonichu form, and then I go…and then I tell Son-chu, “hey par – hey Autobot friend, let’s g – let’s…g’bine forces!” And he says (deep voice) “Alright.” (back to childlike voice as he plays) So, addishally he go…open his neck ho’ and his head…will go down. He’s not a Titan Master, in da books, alright? An dis ashually works for real in…on da ashuall figure, I show ya. See? His…with the arms being wide enough, he ashually can…sit…tucked…like dat! (holds figure up, head falls out) (sigh) Why you misbehavin’ now on me, ‘vall times? (tries to fix toy) Come on. Come on…get in’nere…shtay in’nere. Shtay in’nere. You SHTAY! (high voice) You SHTAY! (holds up toy again, head falls out again) It works most’a da time. (sigh)

Ayway so…beside from that, dat closes on top, annnn….so…I climb up around him and I…(childlike voice again) get ready to do a homing attack, and I Sonichu Form, and den I become my Autobot face! A-den…with da neck hole, being above his head, while his head is down ‘nere in da chest ‘n his body somewhere, VOOP! My head is on top of his head! Nyahaha! Joke! But…nothing sexual, o-kay? Leave it a‘dat.

(begins playing more with toys) So…first time I’m attached to Son-chu in dis way, s’like a…kinda a biddofa a God-master, ‘cause (cartoony voice) I AM GOD OF DIS DIMENSION OF CWCVIIIIILE, VIRGINIAAAA! Hey wait! First is, da rocket pack! As you seen in…various photos on Facebook! It look like a bob-sled! I had to des – I like da better design, dis way. O-kay? So, dis goes, onto his back, into this…(shoves at camera) that slot! Right dere. De middle piece! Goes dere. An…dis part, nyep, goes into his…bwoott! Goes into his bwooott! (means “butt”)

Aight, and…dis fin, dis spoiler here, goes on…top dere! And…you got wings! (his voice is disturbingly high pitched) Dey’re also guns! Dey go…on eedder side! And first time I attached to him, my Cherok – my Cherokian powers…t’sup bring all this force…into dat reality! (cartoony voice) So now…Son-chu can fly! But still….there’s something that…only I ca – that he can only – da his body can do, only while ma head – while I’m attached to him. De Psychic-Normal and Electric attacks, of the – of my Sonichu form, for one thing, so (up goes that pitch again) dooowwwww, as a robot, Son-chu’s body can….summon thunderbolts! ‘N thunderrrrrr! From da sky! Hyper Beam and….levitating Psychic Attacks! Aaaaaand….I pull out a lil bit of electricity and…he gets a sword! Alright? Yes it’s the (mountain dew?!!) Sword from Voyager Prime but, it works! (squeaky) It works! Lightning sword! (waves toy’s arms around)

And also sumthin’ else fun you can do with this sussessory, you can atta – which, you can do between Chromedome or Breakaway times…return figures…(does something to toy) looka dat! Makea look like…(up with voice pitch) ligh’nin comin throuuuugh! Da barrels of dese cannons an’nen…make it look like a taser gun! (makes shooting noises with mouth while moving toy) Electric taser attack! A’ere’s something I like-a do with de…silver guns, on dis t’ing…(adjusts toy) Now dere’s something kinda (cancer?!) about him dere! And…ba-boom, ba-boom, ba-boom ba-boom, ba-boom, ba-boom, boom boom boom! Aright?

(actual baby talking now) A we’p just put da wings back on ‘ere, because we’re gonna da FUN! Part…We’re y – now…we fly! (air whoosh with mouth, Mickey Mouse voice) Fly out from…da rocket pack! We flyyy! I belieeeeeve I can sooooaarrr……(breaks piece off of toy, normal voice) an ‘nen ‘nat happened. His…(resumes Mickey Mouse voice) I wann’ned to put my haiiiiir into the wind! And lift my face up so I can see where I’m goin’, I BELIEEEEVE I CAN SOOO-OOO-OO-OOAR.

(adorable cat meowing) And dat would be Sorbet, meowing. (Sorbet says meowwww?)

Yeeeeeanyway, so, dat’s all de addishional features for Audobot Son-chu and…mm, unless I can get…a few more of dese swords, I have to get….find something, or some – or somewhere, or somebody wit’ 3-D scanner printer…or if I can download 3-D scanner app to my phone, a better one, than S-Scan…3D…like all the around photos and whatnot…sum’ better than that one, cause I tried it, it don’t work for me. Ayway, scan ‘nat, annn…also da bobsled! Ayup!

Unless I find somebody who can…put through da 3-D printer, who can do it for me imme’iately, I def’nly need to scan and print da bobsled, rocket pack! And by da way, when I ‘ttached it all, mm…(moves toy) dat to da side dere…(baby talk) my headmaster…my Titan Master self, me! I can ri – I can ride on it, like dat! Bit odd, but…you can see my…oh, my face. (plays with toy) Dey in dere, dey in dere! You stay! And…spoiler, goes inna hole, inna middle, right dere. ‘long with da (fire?) dat was in da back, dis sword goes dere! And…d’wings! Onna side! See? Dere’s my Titan Master Vehicle dat makes a big buncha add-on for Son-chu! (part of toy falls) My way, dese uh…dese two guns, wings? I got ‘em offa Shapeways. An ‘nat’s where I’m hopin’ to get 3-D Printer result of (holds bobsled thing) this, after I do a susessful scan of it. And I don’t have any CADD software on my laptop, cause if I – udderwise, if I did, den I probably would be able ‘a do this myself. Plus it’s been a few years since…got dat…diploma’n got dat degree and whatnot. (raspberry)


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By the book, Buy the book plus update

2017-04-16T04:18:28Z

Promethean: /* Transcript */

'''By the book, Buy the book plus update''' is a video released on 10 April 2017. Chris, appearing to be extra [[Slow-in-the-Minds|slow-minded]] today, tries to persuade us that his [[stamp]] album is worth $1,000, even without the value-adds promoted in a [[Son-Chu Review|previous video]]. Slack-jawed, accompanied by his infamous [[The Creepy Stare|"deer in headlights" stare]], Chris stammers more than usual to promote what he is selling.

[[Honor roll|In classic]] [[Chris and English|Chris fashion]], he fucked up on one half of the title, spelling "buy" as "by" on the first "By the book" while getting it correct on the second "Buy the book". Alternatively, this may had been a failed attempt at a pun. "By the book" is an old American idiom meaning "Correctly" or "according to the rules", which of course — apart from sounding exactly the same — has nothing to do with Chris's following statement.

==Video==
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| name = By the book, Buy the book plus update
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=eTFTftM7NSg}}
| stardate = 10 April 2017
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Cwcville Shopping|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = Rainbow Dash Face
| previous = [[Sonic Totem and More]]
| next = [[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox|<ref>https://www.ebay.com/itm/282420279160</ref>

SHAREfactory™ 
<ref>https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-us/tid=CUSA00572_00</ref>}}

==Transcript==
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[Music] [Applause]

Hello everybody, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again, to talk a bit more about my very sentimental stamp album for beginners. Although it may be outdated, I want to assure y'all that y'all gettin' a good buy when you buy this book, and I can ass - which I can definitely verify.

First off, the ol' signature's printed that this thing's (?) reading my handwriting backwards, I mean this is my handwriting back-sincerely back from 1992, and definitely spells "Christopher" at first, but then I had changed my name around that time afterwards, and so I end up just adding, in pencil, just went from Christian to Christoph -- from Christopher to Christian right there, I assure you that is me definitely. Me, my own handwriting, I mean just -- you can't do much better matching my handwriting in the past, compared to my handwriting out the present, ok?

So anyway, I show you the prizes in a little bit, I previously picked out 10 UN stamp covers from the-from my father's collection, that I have not posted it onto eBay whatsoever. Anyway there's all that -- and then I got some bags of official random stamps, these little -- envelopes right here they're going with that as well.

And I'll just go through it one page at a time, let y'all see that you're getting your money's worth where the stamps inside. Aside from that's a clean the ones from that word poet that were photographed in the article and we just take a look inside you see, all these stamps -- well minus the ones that are black and white because those are printed in there -- but there was our color you definitely get those are special stamps to see all that long rod right there. On these pages of which I personally have put them, in a few other dams lose to the bathroom there and I put some more in there myself on these other additional pages. My father taught me how to patch all these stamps and I put them into the categories of the countries it was. There used to be a Steve shop at smart shortsville I got all these stamps from just randomly a few times oh yeah them don't have any actual there's nobody you can see that most of the patient here I have two stamps in them okay yeah I picked a lot from Oh Canada it's because there weren't enough room in the pages oh there's no one from Pakistan it's funny hungary italy japan additional basic roof philippines 14 new ua e i forget what the acronym is for ok mr. pages for special stamps so anyway you can see there lots of stamps in this album with the bonus covers and additional stamps I don't forget as I have stayed the previous video previous videos time only you'll get one up one of the extra created haunt you figures with all accessories included to get big Skylander Imagineers figure and myself along with me functional train car by custom backed out personally problemo although I thanks to the selling of TOEFL which I will be shipping that this week to the person i bought it i bought the t-shirts and all day and all day sure all the cards for that give up for that giveaway so thank you again for that also i replace something great by above my mother for my mother so she's probably at the debt but we having to make a payment harston service again my mom promised them to make a payment after her body comes in this week so yeah that's going to leave us behind i'm hoping we sell the stamp out this week oh and a tshirt the t-shirt which i got buried under all this stuff you also get the t-shirt i bought enough t-shirts in law and extra-large did that definitely did that thanks to talk about by tone posso there now help us break even for at least right now but by the stamp album be an instant winner this i will be having make three aside for the prototype three saw two figures I got to I got two of them but it works I got hot I'm hoping we still this one and at this one sells I'll definitely make the third one as I have stayed down okay so and also aside from that the first of the returning Captain's Log videos will be layer this week probably on thursday or friday that's my estimates my guess I have a mild topic to talk about then so look forward to that okay thank you very much and the person who really helps me out advise my beginners [Music] you

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Son-Chu Review

2017-04-16T04:12:52Z

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'''Son-Chu Review''' is a video released by Chris on 2 April 2017. It is a showcase of [[Son-Chu]] and other [[Chris and art|disfigured]] [[Amiibo|toys]]. The purpose was to promote his latest [[business]] venture of selling [[stamps]] - the Son-Chu figure was announced as a prize in a raffle, which people could enter by purchasing one of Bob's stamps or Chris's [[DStecks|$1,000]] album on eBay. It failed to increase Chris's sales. A full five days after the video was released, he got $0.

This video is the longest that Chris has ever done, clocking in at just over 48 minutes. It seems that while Chris has disabled ratings on the video, he didn't disable comments.

Notable mentions include scenes at 16:50 (Chris talks in a Butch lesbian voice) and 18:45 (he gets a little too...excited attacking a cop car).

In the parts where Chris speaks, it is worth noting that he appears to be straining his voice in such a way that it is has a higher pitch than normal. This is clearly deliberate, and he may be doing this to make himself seem more feminine. When depicting the voice of a male character in the video, such as Sonichu, Chris reverts back to his regular voice instead of deepening it. This solidifies the idea that Chris is making a conscious effort to change the pitch of his regular voice, as he portrays male characters with his old, "manly" voice.

This shift in pitch to Chris's voice causes his [[Speech impediment|already warped vocals]] to sound worse, and thus harder to understand. [[Arthur Spatchcock]] volunteered to transcribe.

==Video==
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| stardate = 2 April 2017
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Cwcville Shopping|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Selling Out|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[A little Fluttershy singing (imitation)]]
| next = [[Sonic Totem and More]]
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'''Description'''
{{quotebox|Something New from the Sonichu and Rosechu world finally able to be made, (Autobot) Son-Chu (formerly a Ford Escort station wagon, now a 2010 Ford Focus car). Fully Painted, customized and all that, and Personally/Officially Dubbed the Official Son-Chu Figure on March 17, 2017. Sanju!!!

**Son-Chu Bio on package card: "The city of Cwcville, VA; defended greatly, between the team of Sonichus and Rosechus, the creator, Chrstine W. Chandler, and a group of five brave Autobots, led by Son-Chu; locally known as the Samurai Pizza Bots, as they work delivering pizzas (and Son-Chu driving Miss Chandler around) while in hiding until when needed. Not only the Decepticons, but transforming robots created by the team of Count Graduon as well, attack the city to try to take it over and break up all loving relationships worldwide. When the offensives are too big for the Sonichus and Rosechus to handle, Son-Chu and his group are there to blast the villains off!"

**Read and Listen to video for the details of the Son-Chu Figure Giveaway (deadline April 30, 2017).

-[[Stamps|Buy the Stamp Covers, and the highly-sentimental book of mine, on my ebay shop, here...]]
<ref>http://www.ebay.com/sch/pristinechristine1982/m.html?isRefine=true&item=282382503232&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2562&_mwBanner=1</ref>

-CWC Skylander Figure and Card Review Video...
<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-SsI0EbdJI</ref>

-emgo316's Channel...
<ref>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVEDzEYSNi5FwEKmLY6LT0Q</ref>

SHAREfactory™<ref>https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-us/tid=CUSA00572_00</ref>}}

==Transcript==
''[Opens with stock footage showing blenders and two starbursts saying "SPECIAL OFFER!!" on a blue background. Cut to one starburst on the same background saying, "[[BILLY MAYS|BUT WAIT THERE'S '''MORE!''']]"]''

===A word from our sponsor===

''[Stamp album open on table, Skylander T-shirt being used as a backdrop.]''

'''Chris:''' ''[in a weird high pitched voice]'' This video is brought ta you by the stamps Christines Chandlers Ebay Shop of Mr. C's clam-stamp collection of her late father you are eligible to buy among which any purchase up to the date of April 31st win themselves an automatic entry to win the toy featured in this video.
There will be two available: one for random drawing, and one for the automatic winner that buys the stahmp album in said shop ''[gasp]'' that come with all the prizes that I stated in that-I that description. Not only do they get this toy but they also get ''[reaches behind self]'' they also get the Skylander self, Skylander figure and the self Skylander card that is completely functional on Skylanders Imaginators for the leading console playing Nintendo Switch. ''[Removes figure and card]'' And now, on with our show.

===1:29: Enter Son-Chu, Sonichu and Rosechu===
''[Scene change. Son-Chu on display. Sonichu enters from left.]''

'''Chris as Sonichu:''' Hmm, wow...my autobot friend got promoted.

''[Rosechu enters from right.]''

'''Sonichu:''' Whaddya think of that, Rosie?

'''Rosechu:''' I think he looks neat.

'''Sonichu:''' Ah tell you one thing: I knew when he was [[Carlos Chantor|an escort]]... and now he has a lot more to 'Focus' on.

'''Rosechu:''' Ford.

''[Chris laughs as Rosechu and Sonichu.]''

'''Sonichu:''' Automobile joke autobots rollout.

''[Both Sonichu and Rosechu 'zip' off screen.]''

===1:55: Not-title card===
''[Chris does another breakaway and comes back with a hand drawn sign saying:]''

:Иot
:The Freakin Geek Reviews
:homage parody of Emgo316's title card; apologies offered. Emgo makes Awesome skits ''[backwards k]'' and great reviews.

''[Chris is providing his own background music.]''

'''Chris:''' ''[sings]'' Bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bum bum ba bum bum, ''na naaaa!''

===2:20: Packaging and history===
''[After a shitter transition, Chris once again has his Skylanders shirt as a backdrop. His 'Son-chu' Transformer backdrop is leaning against it and his custom car is front and center. Chris is speaking in a high-pitched, hard-to-hear girly/goofball voice.]''

'''Chris:''' Hey Youtube fans whassup it's Christine Chandler comin' ta you live from home once again, not Emgo316, and today we'll be reviewing the latest ander finally made into a toy figure 3D world, from the comic book world, Autobot Som-Chu!

So here we are and dere he is and first and foremost we'll take a quick look ''[brings backdrop forward]'' at thuh packaging see right here on the front, ''[mumbles, loses control of camera before picking it up]'' as you can see, right here on the front you can see piece of artwork and the artwork is my work on the plate SONICHU~! because he is from the city of CWCville Virginia and on the front is autobot SON-CHU~! and SON-CHI~! ''[unintelligable autism]'' Titans; and on the side of the package, you have that same piece of artwork; on the bottom WORDS~! Lotsa lotsa words and on thuh back of the package you have your obligatory product shots, you got this and that this and that; WARNING~! Not-- DON'T DO THIS DON'T DO THAT don't feed the [[Christopher's name change|bear]]! The vehicle mode ''[unintelligible]'' Headmaster, he's a robot, and ''[unintelligible]'' having a big gun and a shield~ And look at this he becomes a soundstage for when you wanna do a concert and if you can read that ''[you can't; it's out of focus]'' he has a brief bio. Zip-de-doo, I'll copy and paste the bio out that in the description later; that's basically it FORE the packa-GING!

He also come with a ''[unintelligible]'' collector's card with that same piece of artwork ''[flips card]'' and tech specs for both Autob-, for both Son-Chu and Son-Chi if you care er about them. Hurray for card ''[Throws it across room.]''

Nyah, whatever. Oh it's like a pretty to look at. It has artwork. Talk a little bit bout SON-CHU~! I will make the joke that was the beginning more understandable if you get it. ''[Pulls out sonichu pic]'' So years ago at Transformers dot com I had designed my own Autobot, the place, so that was the first Son-Chu Autobot during the era of the Arhmada. Lookit that face, LOOKIT DAT FACE~! Eh look at how big he got built during the movie gap not as good as what we ended with four-a few years later ''[flips picture over] [mumble]'' dot com I like this face better its better looking face and he's from the Cybertron Era so between those, between those and my car that's how we end up ''[Brings out Sonichu Son-Chu]'' with Point O robot of Autobot Son-Chu!

And by the way that's pronounced like the Chinese word Sonju so when you shout SON-Chu! you're saying VICTORY~! Victory for CWCville~! And the Autobots, and the Samurai Pizza bots they were known quase in CWCville and he was originally a Ford Escort station wagon. Its roof, right there ''[point thumb to poorly drawn station wagon and then to Son-Chu]'' becomes the shield, and the hood of the car...becomes the gun. And then, a few years later, we got new robot mode because he b'came Ford Escort...n-no Ford Focus, Escort, Focus, Focus, Escort, it was an Escort and I had more to Focus on ''[fake laughs at own joke]''.

===5:54: Car mode, Headmaster and lion===

''[Bad cutaway]''

'''Chris:''' And now we've got a vehicle mode from -- officially from Hasbro that matches the Ford Focus fairly well...uh would say, you could call it a bold -- same mold, uh Rundown and Breakdown, but you know what, ''[higher pitch]'' I answer that request''[?]'', ''[more normal pitch]'' he's got a spoiler that's one big difference. Thats one big difference. ''[Shows cars ass]'' And all the custom paint and license plate Son-ch-Sonichu! ''[Flips it to the front end]'' Just like that license plate still...c'mon, back ''[[[stress sigh]]]'' Wauto-focus! Sony! You need to auto focus this camera ''[Flips car to bottom]'' and on the bottom you'll see later that he's got uh...Son-Chu license plate on the other side front side as well. Oh look, the windows in the tinted red, and we got uh, so obj-- obviously he was originally Breakaway, but he does come with a few pieces that we're gonna get into, he includes his Titan Master Mr. TiTONY~! AutoBot Son-Chi! With a paint-- custom painted face... painted his hands, his hands, lookhishands, nyoo nyoo. Camera. Fix the camera Sony, make it so it's not Mirroring~! And I painted his legs and of course ''[Has flipped the little robot into the head]'' Who has upside down face?

'''Dumb Robot:''' I do~! I do how you doin'? I'm upside down. I'm gettin' dizzy.

'''Chris:''' And actually has two Titan Masters, because he's got one for-- that goes behind his shield, get to that in a moment. Here is other Titan Master, little tiny, we call him Mark 1, and you'll get to see why in just a moment. As usual it's something that has got the wibbly-wobbly head; their arms can either got partway or up and down, and these legs ''[makes Mark 1 dance]'' doo-de-doo-de-doo-de-doo, woop woop woop, and upside down face and right there we can see what he's called Mark 1? Rewind a bit you'll get the joke. So that's-You get two Titan masters with that and acourse you incorporate the main one, little Son-Chi into the car itself ''[Knocks over the Mark 1 bot]''

'''Son-Chi:''' I knocked him over sorry about that. I'm SORRY! We'll get you back up shortly. [Is then molested by Chris to 'sit']

'''Chris:''' And you bend his legs, you put him in the drivers seat, and of course that's the only way ''[points to raised windows]'' I can the thing to come up is ta pop the arms apart.

And then we move onto the next part that's included: ''[Annoying voice]'' DIS LITTLE LION DIS LITTLE BLUE LION actually comes wif a one of those titan masters ACESSORIES~! That Transform into other things, got all that blue paint all over him, he still has some silver, he's got black, yellow, leftover behind...so anyway you incorporate the titan, the Mark 1 ''[molests robot]'' come on Titan Master, put him in de back of his head ''[Inserts poor robot into lions head]'' get the lion there get the picture once more ''[Goes to retrieve Son-Chu picture]'' Lookit the original Son-Chu's drawing. He has a shield. Because when he transforms from vehicle to car roof here ''[Points to station wagon roof]'' its pops of...becomes the shield. I wanted to keep the shield so, Hashbro, thank you for the shield...just had to give it a little recolor. And before we change into the shield for comparison ''[introduces duplicate of lion]'' here he is with Sawback, the original Titan Master vehicle, lookit all that yellow and blue, yellow blue...

''[Autism ensues as he makes them growl at one another. Have a growling match and Sawback runs off, yipping like a dog despite being a lion...then laughs at how funny he is]''

Alright so what you want to do ''[gets to molesting the lion robot]'' is you wanna take these parts and move em forward ''[transforming]'' pull his legs forward, tilt head back ''[Transforming]'' I'm not gonna do-THis is the weapon mode but I'm not doing the vehicle mode. ''[Transformed]'' Anyway that's how you get the shield that's THE SHIELD~! If I had a perfect way, like it was my sister, I'd put him on top of the roof, he could ride along up there, but for the most, put the lion up there ''[Puts next to car]'' Duh duh, duh duh duh~...it can run along, aside...her. ''[pantomines running by slapping the lion against the table a few times]'' Badup badup badup badup, blup blup blup blup. Or fun one I figgered out ''[stands lion on top of car]'' thank you spoilers lookit that. ''[Makes more car noises as he pushes car back and forth]'' Obviously he can't stay up there ''[Flips car, throws lion off]'' Sorry bout that.

''[Picks up lion, outs face in camera lens.]''

===11:26: Pipes===
'''Lion:''' Hey 3D! ''[Growls]''

'''Chris:''' Is this thing 3D compatible? With my mouth closeup to the camera it looks like he's popping out of the monitor.

'''Lion:''' ''[Autistic growling]'' I got a mission.

'''Chris:''' You can go back. So moving right along, he's got a couple other -- he's got a few other accessories. Like, he includes these two pairs of pipes that came off one of the other parts that had to be required to put this thing together, 'cause it took most -- it took more than one figure to put it the way I wanted it together so anyway you incorporate these to make it look cooler by putting them -- on the side -- aaaand now it looks less like a Ford Focus cause you've got the pipes on the side.
''[Rolls car back and forth, mumbles.]''

===12:05: Guns===

'''Chris:''' Badoop badoop badoo-rr, And we give him this pair of guns -- not from Chromedome or Breakaway, but they are easy to put on in the vehicle mode: just put em on there~ and you could em on the other way but then he won't roll so easily so yeah you gotta put em like that and I wanna take these-I wanna remove these for we have plenty more compar-vehicle comparisons to go with, ''[muttering]'' okay, eventually.

So~ moving right along for brief introductions of the other characters ''[brings in a pic of Prower]'' of which were inspired by actual past Autobot figures, we're bringing in Autobot Prowler of which was transfor-was inspired by transformers animated Prowl with the side car ''[goes high pitched]'' AND THATS ANOTHER THING I WANNA BRING UP if you want-wana put the Titan Masters, Headmasters in the show are supposed to be like -- match the size accurate to human. For this type of ''[mumble]'' sidecar that's perfect, but you try putting a Titan Master on a motorcycle ''[stupid voice]'' he's not gonna reach the pedals so easily lookit that ''[TM falls off seat and slides into sidecar]'' yer not gonna reach the pedals so easily if if I had a deluxe class Titan Master motorcycle lookit that lookit that ''[holding the titan master in the bikes seat; stupid voice again]'' HIS LEGS CAN't GO DOWN OR ELSE HE'd HAVE TO BE LIKE THAT ''[forces it face down into seat]'' LOOK HOW FAR AWAY THE HANDLEBARS ARE. IT'S-IT DON'T WORK. IT DON'T WORK. POOR MOTORCYCLE DELUXE CLASS. Figures. ''[Starts fake crying off scene]''

Anyway, dadat dadat dada, ''[mumbling to self again]'' Next up from the Comic book world female autobot Excelina who was obviously definitely motorcycle respected with the hologram and made to look like a woman and all these Autobots they worked over at pizzeria they were known by the town as the Samurai Pizza Bots the Autobot team of CWCVille Virginia ''[Wanders off]'' Where'd she go? ''[Dumb noises, waves hand in front of camera]'' Gonna be a cut moment there.

===14:57: Excelina and Bumba-Lumba===

'''Chris:''' ''[Didn't actually do a cut]'' And now here she is ''[introduces female robot fap toy]'' with autobot Arcee crown-from Micheal Bay movie 1''[?]'' which was unfortunately put on the cutting room floor...pretty sad. It's a pretty motorcycle pretty motorcycle...anyway, eh, lookit that! ''[Repositions cars, uses dumb voice again]'' we're moving right along, side by side ''[vroom vroom vroom noises, points at both cars]'' These two are sweethearts in CWCVille THE CITY OF CWCVILLE VIRGINIA~ deh deh, deh deh deh~ ''[mumbling, removes female car]'' then theres the third member of the CWCVille -utobot team is Bumba-Lumba green and hot flames he's not lost he's holding a bunch of PIZZA BAGELS PIZZA BAGELS PIZZA BAGELS and obviously another one from the animated series...so there's Son-Chu with the anime Bumblebee...I like leaving the rockets on there ''[bunch of autistic gibberish follows]'' rockets and bupbupbup and then bumblebee is gone. ''[Murmuring]'' Where's my drawing? Oh here it is.

===16:25: Armoraxe===

'''Chris:''' ''[Brings in last autistic bot]'' And uh last on the -tobot team we have Armoraxe duh uh the rocker uh the rocker of the pizzabots ''[gibberish]'' lookit the lightening bolts got on there ''[gibberish]'' and everything! ''[Removes picture]'' and inspiring that...that wsa animated Soundwave ''[mumbles]'' animated Soundwave.

===16:50: Crackder===
''[gets a butch lesbo voice]'' HOW ANIMATED AM I?

If you note the Decepticon symbol pretend it's an autobot symbol he's on the same team. ''[Goes off screen again]''

Annnnd on the-on the bad team side ''[Mumbles something about Count Grodoun and Slaweel Ryam]'' th'ey made the-transpired-transpire with the Decepticons they got a few Schematics and they made their own cept the clones are piloted by the Jerkops-robot cops whatever what have you. And first up we have Crackeder ''[Shows stupid picture]'' first of these clones of the PVCC. Lookit that lookit that jet. Jet ''[something]'' So with that inspiring that was transformers Cybertron ThunderCracker. SO he's got a look for scale if this cockpit could open a titan master could fit in ther. ''[Picks up jet]'' WHOOSH~! ''[Off screen]'' And uh, second of ducepticon on duh bad team there was ''[shows picture]'' Punislav with a really big fist he could thrown punches ''[makes sexual sounds]'' and was a jerkop car cause you can't trust da police...the police you can't trust them but they are jerkops.

===18:45: Punislav and SAV===
Well anyway ''[offscreen again, talking to self]'' That was movie one Barricade unfortun- fortunately these all ''[laugh talks]'' survived the house fire. But yeah Barricade was on the show but anyway.

''[voice goes deep]'' Pull over.

''[Goes autistic]'' NO~! ''[Makes Son-Chu pull around in front off, rams into police car]'' Bastard cop. ''[Continues to ram police car over and over again. High pitches voice hard to make out but he rams the cop car off the table; murdering him.]'' Take that, Jerkop. ''[Laughs]'' Sweet Victory~! Get retribution and all that. And then the last of the decepticons ''[something about drawing]'' something else, we have the S.A.V. ''[shows picture]'' also known as the Scoundrel Ass Vessel, the ass with one s cause it's a scoundrel as a vessel and there he is the big SUV; SAV, SUV, that's a pun there, that was the pun. ''[Talks to self off screen again]'' Anyway inspiring that one that was transformers ''[gibberish]'' anyway, inspiring that that was transformers animated Swindle with the big gun so that the Jerkhiefs, the leader of jerkops would pilot the SAV and they like Megatron ''[something something]'' Jerkop's got the big gun. Vroomvroomvroom.

===20:24: More comparisons===
''[Displays two other Transformers in vehicle mode, flanking Son-Chu]'' And for further comparison, here is Son-Chu with Chromedome? And Breakaway. You can see the differences besides the ''[?]'' and the coloring; I have some spoiler, better, Son-Chu, Son-Chu, wheeee, boop boop boop boop boop-a-doo. ''[Drives Chromedome and Breakaway around Son-Chu, then picks them up and puts them away offscreen. ]'' And for an activate''[?]'', here he is with Hot Rod.

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Son-Chu Review

2017-04-16T04:12:30Z

Promethean: /* 2:20: Packaging and history */

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'''Son-Chu Review''' is a video released by Chris on 2 April 2017. It is a showcase of [[Son-Chu]] and other [[Chris and art|disfigured]] [[Amiibo|toys]]. The purpose was to promote his latest [[business]] venture of selling [[stamps]] - the Son-Chu figure was announced as a prize in a raffle, which people could enter by purchasing one of Bob's stamps or Chris's [[DStecks|$1,000]] album on eBay. It failed to increase Chris's sales. A full five days after the video was released, he got $0.

This video is the longest that Chris has ever done, clocking in at just over 48 minutes. It seems that while Chris has disabled ratings on the video, he didn't disable comments.

Notable mentions include scenes at 16:50 (Chris talks in a Butch lesbian voice) and 18:45 (he gets a little too...excited attacking a cop car).

In the parts where Chris speaks, it is worth noting that he appears to be straining his voice in such a way that it is has a higher pitch than normal. This is clearly deliberate, and he may be doing this to make himself seem more feminine. When depicting the voice of a male character in the video, such as Sonichu, Chris reverts back to his regular voice instead of deepening it. This solidifies the idea that Chris is making a conscious effort to change the pitch of his regular voice, as he portrays male characters with his old, "manly" voice.

This shift in pitch to Chris's voice causes his [[Speech impediment|already warped vocals]] to sound worse, and thus harder to understand. [[Arthur Spatchcock]] volunteered to transcribe.

==Video==
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| name = Son-Chu Review
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=SYM4lTW_jOI}}
| stardate = 2 April 2017
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Cwcville Shopping|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Selling Out|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[A little Fluttershy singing (imitation)]]
| next = [[Sonic Totem and More]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox|Something New from the Sonichu and Rosechu world finally able to be made, (Autobot) Son-Chu (formerly a Ford Escort station wagon, now a 2010 Ford Focus car). Fully Painted, customized and all that, and Personally/Officially Dubbed the Official Son-Chu Figure on March 17, 2017. Sanju!!!

**Son-Chu Bio on package card: "The city of Cwcville, VA; defended greatly, between the team of Sonichus and Rosechus, the creator, Chrstine W. Chandler, and a group of five brave Autobots, led by Son-Chu; locally known as the Samurai Pizza Bots, as they work delivering pizzas (and Son-Chu driving Miss Chandler around) while in hiding until when needed. Not only the Decepticons, but transforming robots created by the team of Count Graduon as well, attack the city to try to take it over and break up all loving relationships worldwide. When the offensives are too big for the Sonichus and Rosechus to handle, Son-Chu and his group are there to blast the villains off!"

**Read and Listen to video for the details of the Son-Chu Figure Giveaway (deadline April 30, 2017).

-[[Stamps|Buy the Stamp Covers, and the highly-sentimental book of mine, on my ebay shop, here...]]
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-CWC Skylander Figure and Card Review Video...
<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-SsI0EbdJI</ref>

-emgo316's Channel...
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==Transcript==
''[Opens with stock footage showing blenders and two starbursts saying "SPECIAL OFFER!!" on a blue background. Cut to one starburst on the same background saying, "[[BILLY MAYS|BUT WAIT THERE'S '''MORE!''']]"]''

===A word from our sponsor===

''[Stamp album open on table, Skylander T-shirt being used as a backdrop.]''

'''Chris:''' ''[in a weird high pitched voice]'' This video is brought ta you by the stamps Christines Chandlers Ebay Shop of Mr. C's clam-stamp collection of her late father you are eligible to buy among which any purchase up to the date of April 31st win themselves an automatic entry to win the toy featured in this video.
There will be two available: one for random drawing, and one for the automatic winner that buys the stahmp album in said shop ''[gasp]'' that come with all the prizes that I stated in that-I that description. Not only do they get this toy but they also get ''[reaches behind self]'' they also get the Skylander self, Skylander figure and the self Skylander card that is completely functional on Skylanders Imaginators for the leading console playing Nintendo Switch. ''[Removes figure and card]'' And now, on with our show.

===1:29: Enter Son-Chu, Sonichu and Rosechu===
''[Scene change. Son-Chu on display. Sonichu enters from left.]''

'''Chris as Sonichu:''' Hmm, wow...my autobot friend got promoted.

''[Rosechu enters from right.]''

'''Sonichu:''' Whaddya think of that, Rosie?

'''Rosechu:''' I think he looks neat.

'''Sonichu:''' Ah tell you one thing: I knew when he was [[Carlos Chantor|an escort]]... and now he has a lot more to 'Focus' on.

'''Rosechu:''' Ford.

''[Chris laughs as Rosechu and Sonichu.]''

'''Sonichu:''' Automobile joke autobots rollout.

''[Both Sonichu and Rosechu 'zip' off screen.]''

===1:55: Not-title card===
''[Chris does another breakaway and comes back with a hand drawn sign saying:]''

:Иot
:The Freakin Geek Reviews
:homage parody of Emgo316's title card; apologies offered. Emgo makes Awesome skits ''[backwards k]'' and great reviews.

''[Chris is providing his own background music.]''

'''Chris:''' ''[sings]'' Bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bum bum ba bum bum, ''na naaaa!''

===2:20: Packaging and history===
''[After a shitter transition, Chris once again has his Skylanders shirt as a backdrop. His 'Son-chu' Transformer backdrop is leaning against it and his custom car is front and center.

Chris is speaking in a high-pitched, hard-to-hear girly/goofball voice.]''

'''Chris:''' Hey Youtube fans whassup it's Christine Chandler comin' ta you live from home once again, not Emgo316, and today we'll be reviewing the latest ander finally made into a toy figure 3D world, from the comic book world, Autobot Som-Chu!

So here we are and dere he is and first and foremost we'll take a quick look ''[brings backdrop forward]'' at thuh packaging see right here on the front, ''[mumbles, loses control of camera before picking it up]'' as you can see, right here on the front you can see piece of artwork and the artwork is my work on the plate SONICHU~! because he is from the city of CWCville Virginia and on the front is autobot SON-CHU~! and SON-CHI~! ''[unintelligable autism]'' Titans; and on the side of the package, you have that same piece of artwork; on the bottom WORDS~! Lotsa lotsa words and on thuh back of the package you have your obligatory product shots, you got this and that this and that; WARNING~! Not-- DON'T DO THIS DON'T DO THAT don't feed the [[Christopher's name change|bear]]! The vehicle mode ''[unintelligible]'' Headmaster, he's a robot, and ''[unintelligible]'' having a big gun and a shield~ And look at this he becomes a soundstage for when you wanna do a concert and if you can read that ''[you can't; it's out of focus]'' he has a brief bio. Zip-de-doo, I'll copy and paste the bio out that in the description later; that's basically it FORE the packa-GING!

He also come with a ''[unintelligible]'' collector's card with that same piece of artwork ''[flips card]'' and tech specs for both Autob-, for both Son-Chu and Son-Chi if you care er about them. Hurray for card ''[Throws it across room.]''

Nyah, whatever. Oh it's like a pretty to look at. It has artwork. Talk a little bit bout SON-CHU~! I will make the joke that was the beginning more understandable if you get it. ''[Pulls out sonichu pic]'' So years ago at Transformers dot com I had designed my own Autobot, the place, so that was the first Son-Chu Autobot during the era of the Arhmada. Lookit that face, LOOKIT DAT FACE~! Eh look at how big he got built during the movie gap not as good as what we ended with four-a few years later ''[flips picture over] [mumble]'' dot com I like this face better its better looking face and he's from the Cybertron Era so between those, between those and my car that's how we end up ''[Brings out Sonichu Son-Chu]'' with Point O robot of Autobot Son-Chu!

And by the way that's pronounced like the Chinese word Sonju so when you shout SON-Chu! you're saying VICTORY~! Victory for CWCville~! And the Autobots, and the Samurai Pizza bots they were known quase in CWCville and he was originally a Ford Escort station wagon. Its roof, right there ''[point thumb to poorly drawn station wagon and then to Son-Chu]'' becomes the shield, and the hood of the car...becomes the gun. And then, a few years later, we got new robot mode because he b'came Ford Escort...n-no Ford Focus, Escort, Focus, Focus, Escort, it was an Escort and I had more to Focus on ''[fake laughs at own joke]''.

===5:54: Car mode, Headmaster and lion===

''[Bad cutaway]''

'''Chris:''' And now we've got a vehicle mode from -- officially from Hasbro that matches the Ford Focus fairly well...uh would say, you could call it a bold -- same mold, uh Rundown and Breakdown, but you know what, ''[higher pitch]'' I answer that request''[?]'', ''[more normal pitch]'' he's got a spoiler that's one big difference. Thats one big difference. ''[Shows cars ass]'' And all the custom paint and license plate Son-ch-Sonichu! ''[Flips it to the front end]'' Just like that license plate still...c'mon, back ''[[[stress sigh]]]'' Wauto-focus! Sony! You need to auto focus this camera ''[Flips car to bottom]'' and on the bottom you'll see later that he's got uh...Son-Chu license plate on the other side front side as well. Oh look, the windows in the tinted red, and we got uh, so obj-- obviously he was originally Breakaway, but he does come with a few pieces that we're gonna get into, he includes his Titan Master Mr. TiTONY~! AutoBot Son-Chi! With a paint-- custom painted face... painted his hands, his hands, lookhishands, nyoo nyoo. Camera. Fix the camera Sony, make it so it's not Mirroring~! And I painted his legs and of course ''[Has flipped the little robot into the head]'' Who has upside down face?

'''Dumb Robot:''' I do~! I do how you doin'? I'm upside down. I'm gettin' dizzy.

'''Chris:''' And actually has two Titan Masters, because he's got one for-- that goes behind his shield, get to that in a moment. Here is other Titan Master, little tiny, we call him Mark 1, and you'll get to see why in just a moment. As usual it's something that has got the wibbly-wobbly head; their arms can either got partway or up and down, and these legs ''[makes Mark 1 dance]'' doo-de-doo-de-doo-de-doo, woop woop woop, and upside down face and right there we can see what he's called Mark 1? Rewind a bit you'll get the joke. So that's-You get two Titan masters with that and acourse you incorporate the main one, little Son-Chi into the car itself ''[Knocks over the Mark 1 bot]''

'''Son-Chi:''' I knocked him over sorry about that. I'm SORRY! We'll get you back up shortly. [Is then molested by Chris to 'sit']

'''Chris:''' And you bend his legs, you put him in the drivers seat, and of course that's the only way ''[points to raised windows]'' I can the thing to come up is ta pop the arms apart.

And then we move onto the next part that's included: ''[Annoying voice]'' DIS LITTLE LION DIS LITTLE BLUE LION actually comes wif a one of those titan masters ACESSORIES~! That Transform into other things, got all that blue paint all over him, he still has some silver, he's got black, yellow, leftover behind...so anyway you incorporate the titan, the Mark 1 ''[molests robot]'' come on Titan Master, put him in de back of his head ''[Inserts poor robot into lions head]'' get the lion there get the picture once more ''[Goes to retrieve Son-Chu picture]'' Lookit the original Son-Chu's drawing. He has a shield. Because when he transforms from vehicle to car roof here ''[Points to station wagon roof]'' its pops of...becomes the shield. I wanted to keep the shield so, Hashbro, thank you for the shield...just had to give it a little recolor. And before we change into the shield for comparison ''[introduces duplicate of lion]'' here he is with Sawback, the original Titan Master vehicle, lookit all that yellow and blue, yellow blue...

''[Autism ensues as he makes them growl at one another. Have a growling match and Sawback runs off, yipping like a dog despite being a lion...then laughs at how funny he is]''

Alright so what you want to do ''[gets to molesting the lion robot]'' is you wanna take these parts and move em forward ''[transforming]'' pull his legs forward, tilt head back ''[Transforming]'' I'm not gonna do-THis is the weapon mode but I'm not doing the vehicle mode. ''[Transformed]'' Anyway that's how you get the shield that's THE SHIELD~! If I had a perfect way, like it was my sister, I'd put him on top of the roof, he could ride along up there, but for the most, put the lion up there ''[Puts next to car]'' Duh duh, duh duh duh~...it can run along, aside...her. ''[pantomines running by slapping the lion against the table a few times]'' Badup badup badup badup, blup blup blup blup. Or fun one I figgered out ''[stands lion on top of car]'' thank you spoilers lookit that. ''[Makes more car noises as he pushes car back and forth]'' Obviously he can't stay up there ''[Flips car, throws lion off]'' Sorry bout that.

''[Picks up lion, outs face in camera lens.]''

===11:26: Pipes===
'''Lion:''' Hey 3D! ''[Growls]''

'''Chris:''' Is this thing 3D compatible? With my mouth closeup to the camera it looks like he's popping out of the monitor.

'''Lion:''' ''[Autistic growling]'' I got a mission.

'''Chris:''' You can go back. So moving right along, he's got a couple other -- he's got a few other accessories. Like, he includes these two pairs of pipes that came off one of the other parts that had to be required to put this thing together, 'cause it took most -- it took more than one figure to put it the way I wanted it together so anyway you incorporate these to make it look cooler by putting them -- on the side -- aaaand now it looks less like a Ford Focus cause you've got the pipes on the side.
''[Rolls car back and forth, mumbles.]''

===12:05: Guns===

'''Chris:''' Badoop badoop badoo-rr, And we give him this pair of guns -- not from Chromedome or Breakaway, but they are easy to put on in the vehicle mode: just put em on there~ and you could em on the other way but then he won't roll so easily so yeah you gotta put em like that and I wanna take these-I wanna remove these for we have plenty more compar-vehicle comparisons to go with, ''[muttering]'' okay, eventually.

So~ moving right along for brief introductions of the other characters ''[brings in a pic of Prower]'' of which were inspired by actual past Autobot figures, we're bringing in Autobot Prowler of which was transfor-was inspired by transformers animated Prowl with the side car ''[goes high pitched]'' AND THATS ANOTHER THING I WANNA BRING UP if you want-wana put the Titan Masters, Headmasters in the show are supposed to be like -- match the size accurate to human. For this type of ''[mumble]'' sidecar that's perfect, but you try putting a Titan Master on a motorcycle ''[stupid voice]'' he's not gonna reach the pedals so easily lookit that ''[TM falls off seat and slides into sidecar]'' yer not gonna reach the pedals so easily if if I had a deluxe class Titan Master motorcycle lookit that lookit that ''[holding the titan master in the bikes seat; stupid voice again]'' HIS LEGS CAN't GO DOWN OR ELSE HE'd HAVE TO BE LIKE THAT ''[forces it face down into seat]'' LOOK HOW FAR AWAY THE HANDLEBARS ARE. IT'S-IT DON'T WORK. IT DON'T WORK. POOR MOTORCYCLE DELUXE CLASS. Figures. ''[Starts fake crying off scene]''

Anyway, dadat dadat dada, ''[mumbling to self again]'' Next up from the Comic book world female autobot Excelina who was obviously definitely motorcycle respected with the hologram and made to look like a woman and all these Autobots they worked over at pizzeria they were known by the town as the Samurai Pizza Bots the Autobot team of CWCVille Virginia ''[Wanders off]'' Where'd she go? ''[Dumb noises, waves hand in front of camera]'' Gonna be a cut moment there.

===14:57: Excelina and Bumba-Lumba===

'''Chris:''' ''[Didn't actually do a cut]'' And now here she is ''[introduces female robot fap toy]'' with autobot Arcee crown-from Micheal Bay movie 1''[?]'' which was unfortunately put on the cutting room floor...pretty sad. It's a pretty motorcycle pretty motorcycle...anyway, eh, lookit that! ''[Repositions cars, uses dumb voice again]'' we're moving right along, side by side ''[vroom vroom vroom noises, points at both cars]'' These two are sweethearts in CWCVille THE CITY OF CWCVILLE VIRGINIA~ deh deh, deh deh deh~ ''[mumbling, removes female car]'' then theres the third member of the CWCVille -utobot team is Bumba-Lumba green and hot flames he's not lost he's holding a bunch of PIZZA BAGELS PIZZA BAGELS PIZZA BAGELS and obviously another one from the animated series...so there's Son-Chu with the anime Bumblebee...I like leaving the rockets on there ''[bunch of autistic gibberish follows]'' rockets and bupbupbup and then bumblebee is gone. ''[Murmuring]'' Where's my drawing? Oh here it is.

===16:25: Armoraxe===

'''Chris:''' ''[Brings in last autistic bot]'' And uh last on the -tobot team we have Armoraxe duh uh the rocker uh the rocker of the pizzabots ''[gibberish]'' lookit the lightening bolts got on there ''[gibberish]'' and everything! ''[Removes picture]'' and inspiring that...that wsa animated Soundwave ''[mumbles]'' animated Soundwave.

===16:50: Crackder===
''[gets a butch lesbo voice]'' HOW ANIMATED AM I?

If you note the Decepticon symbol pretend it's an autobot symbol he's on the same team. ''[Goes off screen again]''

Annnnd on the-on the bad team side ''[Mumbles something about Count Grodoun and Slaweel Ryam]'' th'ey made the-transpired-transpire with the Decepticons they got a few Schematics and they made their own cept the clones are piloted by the Jerkops-robot cops whatever what have you. And first up we have Crackeder ''[Shows stupid picture]'' first of these clones of the PVCC. Lookit that lookit that jet. Jet ''[something]'' So with that inspiring that was transformers Cybertron ThunderCracker. SO he's got a look for scale if this cockpit could open a titan master could fit in ther. ''[Picks up jet]'' WHOOSH~! ''[Off screen]'' And uh, second of ducepticon on duh bad team there was ''[shows picture]'' Punislav with a really big fist he could thrown punches ''[makes sexual sounds]'' and was a jerkop car cause you can't trust da police...the police you can't trust them but they are jerkops.

===18:45: Punislav and SAV===
Well anyway ''[offscreen again, talking to self]'' That was movie one Barricade unfortun- fortunately these all ''[laugh talks]'' survived the house fire. But yeah Barricade was on the show but anyway.

''[voice goes deep]'' Pull over.

''[Goes autistic]'' NO~! ''[Makes Son-Chu pull around in front off, rams into police car]'' Bastard cop. ''[Continues to ram police car over and over again. High pitches voice hard to make out but he rams the cop car off the table; murdering him.]'' Take that, Jerkop. ''[Laughs]'' Sweet Victory~! Get retribution and all that. And then the last of the decepticons ''[something about drawing]'' something else, we have the S.A.V. ''[shows picture]'' also known as the Scoundrel Ass Vessel, the ass with one s cause it's a scoundrel as a vessel and there he is the big SUV; SAV, SUV, that's a pun there, that was the pun. ''[Talks to self off screen again]'' Anyway inspiring that one that was transformers ''[gibberish]'' anyway, inspiring that that was transformers animated Swindle with the big gun so that the Jerkhiefs, the leader of jerkops would pilot the SAV and they like Megatron ''[something something]'' Jerkop's got the big gun. Vroomvroomvroom.

===20:24: More comparisons===
''[Displays two other Transformers in vehicle mode, flanking Son-Chu]'' And for further comparison, here is Son-Chu with Chromedome? And Breakaway. You can see the differences besides the ''[?]'' and the coloring; I have some spoiler, better, Son-Chu, Son-Chu, wheeee, boop boop boop boop boop-a-doo. ''[Drives Chromedome and Breakaway around Son-Chu, then picks them up and puts them away offscreen. ]'' And for an activate''[?]'', here he is with Hot Rod.

{{transcript}}

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Son-Chu Review

2017-04-16T04:09:29Z

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'''Son-Chu Review''' is a video released by Chris on 2 April 2017. It is a showcase of [[Son-Chu]] and other [[Chris and art|disfigured]] [[Amiibo|toys]]. The purpose was to promote his latest [[business]] venture of selling [[stamps]] - the Son-Chu figure was announced as a prize in a raffle, which people could enter by purchasing one of Bob's stamps or Chris's [[DStecks|$1,000]] album on eBay. It failed to increase Chris's sales. A full five days after the video was released, he got $0.

This video is the longest that Chris has ever done, clocking in at just over 48 minutes. It seems that while Chris has disabled ratings on the video, he didn't disable comments.

Notable mentions include scenes at 16:50 (Chris talks in a Butch lesbian voice) and 18:45 (he gets a little too...excited attacking a cop car).

In the parts where Chris speaks, it is worth noting that he appears to be straining his voice in such a way that it is has a higher pitch than normal. This is clearly deliberate, and he may be doing this to make himself seem more feminine. When depicting the voice of a male character in the video, such as Sonichu, Chris reverts back to his regular voice instead of deepening it. This solidifies the idea that Chris is making a conscious effort to change the pitch of his regular voice, as he portrays male characters with his old, "manly" voice.

This shift in pitch to Chris's voice causes his [[Speech impediment|already warped vocals]] to sound worse, and thus harder to understand. [[Arthur Spatchcock]] volunteered to transcribe.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Son-Chu Review
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=SYM4lTW_jOI}}
| stardate = 2 April 2017
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Cwcville Shopping|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Selling Out|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[A little Fluttershy singing (imitation)]]
| next = [[Sonic Totem and More]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox|Something New from the Sonichu and Rosechu world finally able to be made, (Autobot) Son-Chu (formerly a Ford Escort station wagon, now a 2010 Ford Focus car). Fully Painted, customized and all that, and Personally/Officially Dubbed the Official Son-Chu Figure on March 17, 2017. Sanju!!!

**Son-Chu Bio on package card: "The city of Cwcville, VA; defended greatly, between the team of Sonichus and Rosechus, the creator, Chrstine W. Chandler, and a group of five brave Autobots, led by Son-Chu; locally known as the Samurai Pizza Bots, as they work delivering pizzas (and Son-Chu driving Miss Chandler around) while in hiding until when needed. Not only the Decepticons, but transforming robots created by the team of Count Graduon as well, attack the city to try to take it over and break up all loving relationships worldwide. When the offensives are too big for the Sonichus and Rosechus to handle, Son-Chu and his group are there to blast the villains off!"

**Read and Listen to video for the details of the Son-Chu Figure Giveaway (deadline April 30, 2017).

-[[Stamps|Buy the Stamp Covers, and the highly-sentimental book of mine, on my ebay shop, here...]]
<ref>http://www.ebay.com/sch/pristinechristine1982/m.html?isRefine=true&item=282382503232&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2562&_mwBanner=1</ref>

-CWC Skylander Figure and Card Review Video...
<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-SsI0EbdJI</ref>

-emgo316's Channel...
<ref>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVEDzEYSNi5FwEKmLY6LT0Q</ref>

SHAREfactory™<ref>https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-us/tid=CUSA00572_00</ref>}}

==Transcript==
''[Opens with stock footage showing blenders and two starbursts saying "SPECIAL OFFER!!" on a blue background. Cut to one starburst on the same background saying, "[[BILLY MAYS|BUT WAIT THERE'S '''MORE!''']]"]''

===A word from our sponsor===

''[Stamp album open on table, Skylander T-shirt being used as a backdrop.]''

'''Chris:''' ''[in a weird high pitched voice]'' This video is brought ta you by the stamps Christines Chandlers Ebay Shop of Mr. C's clam-stamp collection of her late father you are eligible to buy among which any purchase up to the date of April 31st win themselves an automatic entry to win the toy featured in this video.
There will be two available: one for random drawing, and one for the automatic winner that buys the stahmp album in said shop ''[gasp]'' that come with all the prizes that I stated in that-I that description. Not only do they get this toy but they also get ''[reaches behind self]'' they also get the Skylander self, Skylander figure and the self Skylander card that is completely functional on Skylanders Imaginators for the leading console playing Nintendo Switch. ''[Removes figure and card]'' And now, on with our show.

===1:29: Enter Son-Chu, Sonichu and Rosechu===
''[Scene change. Son-Chu on display. Sonichu enters from left.]''

'''Chris as Sonichu:''' Hmm, wow...my autobot friend got promoted.

''[Rosechu enters from right.]''

'''Sonichu:''' Whaddya think of that, Rosie?

'''Rosechu:''' I think he looks neat.

'''Sonichu:''' Ah tell you one thing: I knew when he was [[Carlos Chantor|an escort]]... and now he has a lot more to 'Focus' on.

'''Rosechu:''' Ford.

''[Chris laughs as Rosechu and Sonichu.]''

'''Sonichu:''' Automobile joke autobots rollout.

''[Both Sonichu and Rosechu 'zip' off screen.]''

===1:55: Not-title card===
''[Chris does another breakaway and comes back with a hand drawn sign saying:]''

:Иot
:The Freakin Geek Reviews
:homage parody of Emgo316's title card; apologies offered. Emgo makes Awesome skits ''[backwards k]'' and great reviews.

''[Chris is providing his own background music.]''

'''Chris:''' ''[sings]'' Bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bum bum ba bum bum, ''na naaaa!''

===2:20: Packaging and history===
''After a shitter transition, Chris once again has his Skylanders shirt as a backdrop. His 'Son-chu' Transformer backdrop is leaning against it and his custom car is front and center.

Chris is speaking in a high pitched hard to hear girly/goofball voice.''

'''Chris:''' Hey Youtube fans whassup it's Christine Chandler comin' ta you live from home once again, not Emgo316, and today we'll be reviewing the latest ander finally made into a toy figure 3D world, from the comic book world, Autobot Som-Chu!

So here we are and dere he is and first and foremost we'll take a quick look ''[brings backdrop forward]'' at thuh packaging see right here on the front, ''[mumbles, loses control of camera before picking it up]'' as you can see, right here on the front you can see piece of artwork and the artwork is my work on the plate SONICHU~! because he is from the city of CWCville Virginia and on the front is autobot SON-CHU~! and SON-CHI~! ''[unintelligable autism]'' Titans; and on the side of the package, you have that same piece of artwork; on the bottom WORDS~! Lotsa lotsa words and on thuh back of the package you have your obligatory product shots, you got this and that this and that; WARNING~! Not-- DON'T DO THIS DON'T DO THAT don't feed the [[Christopher's name change|bear]]! The vehicle mode ''[unintelligible]'' Headmaster, he's a robot, and ''[unintelligible]'' having a big gun and a shield~ And look at this he becomes a soundstage for when you wanna do a concert and if you can read that ''[you can't; it's out of focus]'' he has a brief bio. Zip-de-doo, I'll copy and paste the bio out that in the description later; that's basically it FORE the packa-GING!

He also come with a ''[unintelligible]'' collector's card with that same piece of artwork ''[flips card]'' and tech specs for both Autob-, for both Son-Chu and Son-Chi if you care er about them. Hurray for card ''[Throws it across room.]''

Nyah, whatever. Oh it's like a pretty to look at. It has artwork. Talk a little bit bout SON-CHU~! I will make the joke that was the beginning more understandable if you get it. ''[Pulls out sonichu pic]'' So years ago at Transformers dot com I had designed my own Autobot, the place, so that was the first Son-Chu Autobot during the era of the Arhmada. Lookit that face, LOOKIT DAT FACE~! Eh look at how big he got built during the movie gap not as good as what we ended with four-a few years later ''[flips picture over] [mumble]'' dot com I like this face better its better looking face and he's from the Cybertron Era so between those, between those and my car that's how we end up ''[Brings out Sonichu Son-Chu]'' with Point O robot of Autobot Son-Chu!

And by the way that's pronounced like the Chinese word Sonju so when you shout SON-Chu! you're saying VICTORY~! Victory for CWCville~! And the Autobots, and the Samurai Pizza bots they were known quase in CWCville and he was originally a Ford Escort station wagon. Its roof, right there ''[point thumb to poorly drawn station wagon and then to Son-Chu]'' becomes the shield, and the hood of the car...becomes the gun. And then, a few years later, we got new robot mode because he b'came Ford Escort...n-no Ford Focus, Escort, Focus, Focus, Escort, it was an Escort and I had more to Focus on ''[fake laughs at own joke]''.

===5:54: Car mode, Headmaster and lion===

''[Bad cutaway]''

'''Chris:''' And now we've got a vehicle mode from -- officially from Hasbro that matches the Ford Focus fairly well...uh would say, you could call it a bold -- same mold, uh Rundown and Breakdown, but you know what, ''[higher pitch]'' I answer that request''[?]'', ''[more normal pitch]'' he's got a spoiler that's one big difference. Thats one big difference. ''[Shows cars ass]'' And all the custom paint and license plate Son-ch-Sonichu! ''[Flips it to the front end]'' Just like that license plate still...c'mon, back ''[[[stress sigh]]]'' Wauto-focus! Sony! You need to auto focus this camera ''[Flips car to bottom]'' and on the bottom you'll see later that he's got uh...Son-Chu license plate on the other side front side as well. Oh look, the windows in the tinted red, and we got uh, so obj-- obviously he was originally Breakaway, but he does come with a few pieces that we're gonna get into, he includes his Titan Master Mr. TiTONY~! AutoBot Son-Chi! With a paint-- custom painted face... painted his hands, his hands, lookhishands, nyoo nyoo. Camera. Fix the camera Sony, make it so it's not Mirroring~! And I painted his legs and of course ''[Has flipped the little robot into the head]'' Who has upside down face?

'''Dumb Robot:''' I do~! I do how you doin'? I'm upside down. I'm gettin' dizzy.

'''Chris:''' And actually has two Titan Masters, because he's got one for-- that goes behind his shield, get to that in a moment. Here is other Titan Master, little tiny, we call him Mark 1, and you'll get to see why in just a moment. As usual it's something that has got the wibbly-wobbly head; their arms can either got partway or up and down, and these legs ''[makes Mark 1 dance]'' doo-de-doo-de-doo-de-doo, woop woop woop, and upside down face and right there we can see what he's called Mark 1? Rewind a bit you'll get the joke. So that's-You get two Titan masters with that and acourse you incorporate the main one, little Son-Chi into the car itself ''[Knocks over the Mark 1 bot]''

'''Son-Chi:''' I knocked him over sorry about that. I'm SORRY! We'll get you back up shortly. [Is then molested by Chris to 'sit']

'''Chris:''' And you bend his legs, you put him in the drivers seat, and of course that's the only way ''[points to raised windows]'' I can the thing to come up is ta pop the arms apart.

And then we move onto the next part that's included: ''[Annoying voice]'' DIS LITTLE LION DIS LITTLE BLUE LION actually comes wif a one of those titan masters ACESSORIES~! That Transform into other things, got all that blue paint all over him, he still has some silver, he's got black, yellow, leftover behind...so anyway you incorporate the titan, the Mark 1 ''[molests robot]'' come on Titan Master, put him in de back of his head ''[Inserts poor robot into lions head]'' get the lion there get the picture once more ''[Goes to retrieve Son-Chu picture]'' Lookit the original Son-Chu's drawing. He has a shield. Because when he transforms from vehicle to car roof here ''[Points to station wagon roof]'' its pops of...becomes the shield. I wanted to keep the shield so, Hashbro, thank you for the shield...just had to give it a little recolor. And before we change into the shield for comparison ''[introduces duplicate of lion]'' here he is with Sawback, the original Titan Master vehicle, lookit all that yellow and blue, yellow blue...

''[Autism ensues as he makes them growl at one another. Have a growling match and Sawback runs off, yipping like a dog despite being a lion...then laughs at how funny he is]''

Alright so what you want to do ''[gets to molesting the lion robot]'' is you wanna take these parts and move em forward ''[transforming]'' pull his legs forward, tilt head back ''[Transforming]'' I'm not gonna do-THis is the weapon mode but I'm not doing the vehicle mode. ''[Transformed]'' Anyway that's how you get the shield that's THE SHIELD~! If I had a perfect way, like it was my sister, I'd put him on top of the roof, he could ride along up there, but for the most, put the lion up there ''[Puts next to car]'' Duh duh, duh duh duh~...it can run along, aside...her. ''[pantomines running by slapping the lion against the table a few times]'' Badup badup badup badup, blup blup blup blup. Or fun one I figgered out ''[stands lion on top of car]'' thank you spoilers lookit that. ''[Makes more car noises as he pushes car back and forth]'' Obviously he can't stay up there ''[Flips car, throws lion off]'' Sorry bout that.

''[Picks up lion, outs face in camera lens.]''

===11:26: Pipes===
'''Lion:''' Hey 3D! ''[Growls]''

'''Chris:''' Is this thing 3D compatible? With my mouth closeup to the camera it looks like he's popping out of the monitor.

'''Lion:''' ''[Autistic growling]'' I got a mission.

'''Chris:''' You can go back. So moving right along, he's got a couple other -- he's got a few other accessories. Like, he includes these two pairs of pipes that came off one of the other parts that had to be required to put this thing together, 'cause it took most -- it took more than one figure to put it the way I wanted it together so anyway you incorporate these to make it look cooler by putting them -- on the side -- aaaand now it looks less like a Ford Focus cause you've got the pipes on the side.
''[Rolls car back and forth, mumbles.]''

===12:05: Guns===

'''Chris:''' Badoop badoop badoo-rr, And we give him this pair of guns -- not from Chromedome or Breakaway, but they are easy to put on in the vehicle mode: just put em on there~ and you could em on the other way but then he won't roll so easily so yeah you gotta put em like that and I wanna take these-I wanna remove these for we have plenty more compar-vehicle comparisons to go with, ''[muttering]'' okay, eventually.

So~ moving right along for brief introductions of the other characters ''[brings in a pic of Prower]'' of which were inspired by actual past Autobot figures, we're bringing in Autobot Prowler of which was transfor-was inspired by transformers animated Prowl with the side car ''[goes high pitched]'' AND THATS ANOTHER THING I WANNA BRING UP if you want-wana put the Titan Masters, Headmasters in the show are supposed to be like -- match the size accurate to human. For this type of ''[mumble]'' sidecar that's perfect, but you try putting a Titan Master on a motorcycle ''[stupid voice]'' he's not gonna reach the pedals so easily lookit that ''[TM falls off seat and slides into sidecar]'' yer not gonna reach the pedals so easily if if I had a deluxe class Titan Master motorcycle lookit that lookit that ''[holding the titan master in the bikes seat; stupid voice again]'' HIS LEGS CAN't GO DOWN OR ELSE HE'd HAVE TO BE LIKE THAT ''[forces it face down into seat]'' LOOK HOW FAR AWAY THE HANDLEBARS ARE. IT'S-IT DON'T WORK. IT DON'T WORK. POOR MOTORCYCLE DELUXE CLASS. Figures. ''[Starts fake crying off scene]''

Anyway, dadat dadat dada, ''[mumbling to self again]'' Next up from the Comic book world female autobot Excelina who was obviously definitely motorcycle respected with the hologram and made to look like a woman and all these Autobots they worked over at pizzeria they were known by the town as the Samurai Pizza Bots the Autobot team of CWCVille Virginia ''[Wanders off]'' Where'd she go? ''[Dumb noises, waves hand in front of camera]'' Gonna be a cut moment there.

===14:57: Excelina and Bumba-Lumba===

'''Chris:''' ''[Didn't actually do a cut]'' And now here she is ''[introduces female robot fap toy]'' with autobot Arcee crown-from Micheal Bay movie 1''[?]'' which was unfortunately put on the cutting room floor...pretty sad. It's a pretty motorcycle pretty motorcycle...anyway, eh, lookit that! ''[Repositions cars, uses dumb voice again]'' we're moving right along, side by side ''[vroom vroom vroom noises, points at both cars]'' These two are sweethearts in CWCVille THE CITY OF CWCVILLE VIRGINIA~ deh deh, deh deh deh~ ''[mumbling, removes female car]'' then theres the third member of the CWCVille -utobot team is Bumba-Lumba green and hot flames he's not lost he's holding a bunch of PIZZA BAGELS PIZZA BAGELS PIZZA BAGELS and obviously another one from the animated series...so there's Son-Chu with the anime Bumblebee...I like leaving the rockets on there ''[bunch of autistic gibberish follows]'' rockets and bupbupbup and then bumblebee is gone. ''[Murmuring]'' Where's my drawing? Oh here it is.

===16:25: Armoraxe===

'''Chris:''' ''[Brings in last autistic bot]'' And uh last on the -tobot team we have Armoraxe duh uh the rocker uh the rocker of the pizzabots ''[gibberish]'' lookit the lightening bolts got on there ''[gibberish]'' and everything! ''[Removes picture]'' and inspiring that...that wsa animated Soundwave ''[mumbles]'' animated Soundwave.

===16:50: Crackder===
''[gets a butch lesbo voice]'' HOW ANIMATED AM I?

If you note the Decepticon symbol pretend it's an autobot symbol he's on the same team. ''[Goes off screen again]''

Annnnd on the-on the bad team side ''[Mumbles something about Count Grodoun and Slaweel Ryam]'' th'ey made the-transpired-transpire with the Decepticons they got a few Schematics and they made their own cept the clones are piloted by the Jerkops-robot cops whatever what have you. And first up we have Crackeder ''[Shows stupid picture]'' first of these clones of the PVCC. Lookit that lookit that jet. Jet ''[something]'' So with that inspiring that was transformers Cybertron ThunderCracker. SO he's got a look for scale if this cockpit could open a titan master could fit in ther. ''[Picks up jet]'' WHOOSH~! ''[Off screen]'' And uh, second of ducepticon on duh bad team there was ''[shows picture]'' Punislav with a really big fist he could thrown punches ''[makes sexual sounds]'' and was a jerkop car cause you can't trust da police...the police you can't trust them but they are jerkops.

===18:45: Punislav and SAV===
Well anyway ''[offscreen again, talking to self]'' That was movie one Barricade unfortun- fortunately these all ''[laugh talks]'' survived the house fire. But yeah Barricade was on the show but anyway.

''[voice goes deep]'' Pull over.

''[Goes autistic]'' NO~! ''[Makes Son-Chu pull around in front off, rams into police car]'' Bastard cop. ''[Continues to ram police car over and over again. High pitches voice hard to make out but he rams the cop car off the table; murdering him.]'' Take that, Jerkop. ''[Laughs]'' Sweet Victory~! Get retribution and all that. And then the last of the decepticons ''[something about drawing]'' something else, we have the S.A.V. ''[shows picture]'' also known as the Scoundrel Ass Vessel, the ass with one s cause it's a scoundrel as a vessel and there he is the big SUV; SAV, SUV, that's a pun there, that was the pun. ''[Talks to self off screen again]'' Anyway inspiring that one that was transformers ''[gibberish]'' anyway, inspiring that that was transformers animated Swindle with the big gun so that the Jerkhiefs, the leader of jerkops would pilot the SAV and they like Megatron ''[something something]'' Jerkop's got the big gun. Vroomvroomvroom.

===20:24: More comparisons===
''[Displays two other Transformers in vehicle mode, flanking Son-Chu]'' And for further comparison, here is Son-Chu with Chromedome? And Breakaway. You can see the differences besides the ''[?]'' and the coloring; I have some spoiler, better, Son-Chu, Son-Chu, wheeee, boop boop boop boop boop-a-doo. ''[Drives Chromedome and Breakaway around Son-Chu, then picks them up and puts them away offscreen. ]'' And for an activate''[?]'', here he is with Hot Rod.

{{transcript}}

==References==
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Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017

2017-04-16T03:37:38Z

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Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017

2017-04-16T03:36:44Z

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{{transcript}}

'''Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017''' is the first Captain's Log video since July 2016's [[Update 20160718]].

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=XwwM5YGUVZo}}
| stardate = 14 April 2017
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}, {{Cwcville Shopping|text}}, {{Politics|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}
| Saga = {{Financhu Crisis|text}}
| shirt = Pink Tank Top
| previous = [[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE]]
| next = [[React to SNL 41-4 Darn Ol' Tramp 45]]
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|This is the Official YouTube channel of the one and only creator and author of the Sonichu and Rosechu series, Christine Weston Chandler (AKA Christian, Christopher, Chris Chan, Ricardo); me. Links to my personal Facebook and Twitter pages, as well as my stores of Sonichu and Rosechu, and self, merchandise are available for purchase. Among which, more items are to come in the future, so stay tuned for the updates when I make them personally.}}

===Transcript===
Good evening, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again, but for the first time in a long time this is Captain's Log, stardate zero-four, one-four, two-zero-one-seven. And I'm trying -- in a different format, obviously, I've got a microphone attached to my head, but hopefully this time my voice'll be louder than the music that I'm still forced to have to block out. I figure on something different for tomorrow's video where I commentate live reactions to watching the Trump episode o' Saturday Night Live. In the meantime we'll start with some of the-- the pleasant news, about something good. And yeah, just knocked over the gate behind me that was laying against the wall, pfft.

Anyway, so let's talk a little more about Son-Chu. The Autobot figure that you could win, for a limited time. And the stamp album's still available as the last automatic win for, you know, figure, and my Skyl -- my self-Skylander figure, my self-Skylander card and T-shirt. Look at the previous video respectively for that.


{{transcript}}

==References==
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE]]|nextlink=[[React to SNL 41-4 Darn Ol' Tramp 45]]}}

{{PoliticalVideos}}

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2017]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Son-Chu Review

2017-04-13T02:53:08Z

Promethean: /* 20:24: More comparisons */

{{taxpayermoney}}

'''Son-Chu Review''' is a video released by Chris on 2 April 2017. It is a showcase of [[Son-Chu]] and other [[Chris and art|disfigured]] [[Amiibo|toys]]. The purpose was to promote his latest [[business]] venture of selling [[stamps]] - the Son-Chu figure was announced as a prize in a raffle, which people could enter by purchasing one of Bob's stamps or Chris's [[DStecks|$1,000]] album on eBay. It failed to increase Chris's sales. A full five days after the video was released, he got $0.

This video is the longest that Chris has ever done, clocking in at just over 48 minutes. It seems that while Chris has disabled ratings on the video, he didn't disable comments.

Notable mentions include scenes at 16:50 (Chris talks in a Butch lesbian voice) and 18:45 (he gets a little too...excited attacking a cop car).

In the parts where Chris speaks, it is worth noting that he appears to be straining his voice in such a way that it is has a higher pitch than normal. This is clearly deliberate, and he may be doing this to make himself seem more feminine. When depicting the voice of a male character in the video, such as Sonichu, Chris reverts back to his regular voice instead of deepening it. This solidifies the idea that Chris is making a conscious effort to change the pitch of his regular voice, as he portrays male characters with his old, "manly" voice.

This shift in pitch to Chris's voice causes his [[Speech impediment|already warped vocals]] to sound worse, and thus harder to understand. [[Arthur Spatchcock]] volunteered to transcribe.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Son-Chu Review
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=SYM4lTW_jOI}}
| stardate = 2 April 2017
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Cwcville Shopping|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Selling Out|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[A little Fluttershy singing (imitation)]]
| next = [[Sonic Totem and More]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox|Something New from the Sonichu and Rosechu world finally able to be made, (Autobot) Son-Chu (formerly a Ford Escort station wagon, now a 2010 Ford Focus car). Fully Painted, customized and all that, and Personally/Officially Dubbed the Official Son-Chu Figure on March 17, 2017. Sanju!!!

**Son-Chu Bio on package card: "The city of Cwcville, VA; defended greatly, between the team of Sonichus and Rosechus, the creator, Chrstine W. Chandler, and a group of five brave Autobots, led by Son-Chu; locally known as the Samurai Pizza Bots, as they work delivering pizzas (and Son-Chu driving Miss Chandler around) while in hiding until when needed. Not only the Decepticons, but transforming robots created by the team of Count Graduon as well, attack the city to try to take it over and break up all loving relationships worldwide. When the offensives are too big for the Sonichus and Rosechus to handle, Son-Chu and his group are there to blast the villains off!"

**Read and Listen to video for the details of the Son-Chu Figure Giveaway (deadline April 30, 2017).

-[[Stamps|Buy the Stamp Covers, and the highly-sentimental book of mine, on my ebay shop, here...]]
<ref>http://www.ebay.com/sch/pristinechristine1982/m.html?isRefine=true&item=282382503232&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2562&_mwBanner=1</ref>

-CWC Skylander Figure and Card Review Video...
<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-SsI0EbdJI</ref>

-emgo316's Channel...
<ref>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVEDzEYSNi5FwEKmLY6LT0Q</ref>

SHAREfactory™<ref>https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-us/tid=CUSA00572_00</ref>}}

==Transcript==
''[Opens with stock footage showing blenders and two starbursts saying "SPECIAL OFFER!!" on a blue background. Cut to one starburst on the same background saying, "[[BILLY MAYS|BUT WAIT THERE'S '''MORE!''']]"]''

===A word from our sponsor===

''[Stamp album open on table, Skylander T-shirt being used as a backdrop.]''

'''Chris:''' ''[in a weird high pitched voice]'' This video is brought ta you by the stamps Christines Chandlers Ebay Shop of Mr. C's clam-stamp collection of her late father you are eligible to buy among which any purchase up to the date of April 31st win themselves an automatic entry to win the toy featured in this video.
There will be two available: one for random drawing, and one for the automatic winner that buys the stahmp album in said shop ''[gasp]'' that come with all the prizes that I stated in that-I that description. Not only do they get this toy but they also get ''[reaches behind self]'' they also get the Skylander self, Skylander figure and the self Skylander card that is completely functional on Skylanders Imaginators for the leading console playing Nintendo Switch. ''[Removes figure and card]'' And now, on with our show.

===1:29: Enter Son-Chu, Sonichu and Rosechu===
''[Scene change. Son-Chu on display. Sonichu enters from left.]''

'''Chris as Sonichu:''' Hmm, wow...my autobot friend got promoted.

''[Rosechu enters from right.]''

'''Sonichu:''' Whaddya think of that, Rosie?

'''Rosechu:''' I think he looks neat.

'''Sonichu:''' Ah tell you one thing: I knew when he was [[Carlos Chantor|an escort]]... and now he has a lot more to 'Focus' on.

'''Rosechu:''' Ford.

''[Chris laughs as Rosechu and Sonichu.]''

'''Sonichu:''' Automobile joke autobots rollout.

''[Both Sonichu and Rosechu 'zip' off screen.]''

===1:55: not-title card===
''Chris does another breakaway and comes back with a hand drawn sign saying:''

:Иot
:The Freakin Geek Reviews
:homage parody of Emgo316's title card; apologies offered. Emgo makes Awesome skits ''[backwards k]'' and great reviews.

''Chris is providing his own background music.''

'''Chris:''' ''[sings]'' Bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bum bum ba bum bum, ''na naaaa!''

===2:20: Packaging and history===
''After a shitter transition, Chris once again has his Skylanders shirt as a backdrop. His 'Son-chu' Transformer backdrop is leaning against it and his custom car is front and center.

Chris is speaking in a high pitched hard to hear girly/goofball voice.''

'''Chris:''' Hey Youtube fans whassup it's Christine Chandler comin' ta you live from home once again, not Emgo316, and today we'll be reviewing the latest ander finally made into a toy figure 3D world, from the comic book world, Autobot Som-Chu!

So here we are and dere he is and first and foremost we'll take a quick look ''[brings backdrop forward]'' at thuh packaging see right here on the front, ''[mumbles, loses control of camera before picking it up]'' as you can see, right here on the front you can see piece of artwork and the artwork is my work on the plate SONICHU~! because he is from the city of CWCville Virginia and on the front is autobot SON-CHU~! and SON-CHI~! ''[unintelligable autism]'' Titans; and on the side of the package, you have that same piece of artwork; on the bottom WORDS~! Lotsa lotsa words and on thuh back of the package you have your obligatory product shots, you got this and that this and that; WARNING~! Not-- DON'T DO THIS DON'T DO THAT don't feed the [[Christopher's name change|bear]]! The vehicle mode ''[unintelligible]'' Headmaster, he's a robot, and ''[unintelligible]'' having a big gun and a shield~ And look at this he becomes a soundstage for when you wanna do a concert and if you can read that ''[you can't; it's out of focus]'' he has a brief bio. Zip-de-doo, I'll copy and paste the bio out that in the description later; that's basically it FORE the packa-GING!

He also come with a ''[unintelligible]'' collector's card with that same piece of artwork ''[flips card]'' and tech specs for both Autob-, for both Son-Chu and Son-Chi if you care er about them. Hurray for card ''[Throws it across room.]''

Nyah, whatever. Oh it's like a pretty to look at. It has artwork. Talk a little bit bout SON-CHU~! I will make the joke that was the beginning more understandable if you get it. ''[Pulls out sonichu pic]'' So years ago at Transformers dot com I had designed my own Autobot, the place, so that was the first Son-Chu Autobot during the era of the Arhmada. Lookit that face, LOOKIT DAT FACE~! Eh look at how big he got built during the movie gap not as good as what we ended with four-a few years later ''[flips picture over] [mumble]'' dot com I like this face better its better looking face and he's from the Cybertron Era so between those, between those and my car that's how we end up ''[Brings out Sonichu Son-Chu]'' with Point O robot of Autobot Son-Chu!

And by the way that's pronounced like the Chinese word Sonju so when you shout SON-Chu! you're saying VICTORY~! Victory for CWCville~! And the Autobots, and the Samurai Pizza bots they were known quase in CWCville and he was originally a Ford Escort station wagon. Its roof, right there ''[point thumb to poorly drawn station wagon and then to Son-Chu]'' becomes the shield, and the hood of the car...becomes the gun. And then, a few years later, we got new robot mode because he b'came Ford Escort...n-no Ford Focus, Escort, Focus, Focus, Escort, it was an Escort and I had more to Focus on ''[fake laughs at own joke]''.

===5:54: Car mode, Headmaster and lion===

''[Bad cutaway]''

'''Chris:''' And now we've got a vehicle mode from -- officially from Hasbro that matches the Ford Focus fairly well...uh would say, you could call it a bold -- same mold, uh Rundown and Breakdown, but you know what, ''[higher pitch]'' I answer that request''[?]'', ''[more normal pitch]'' he's got a spoiler that's one big difference. Thats one big difference. ''[Shows cars ass]'' And all the custom paint and license plate Son-ch-Sonichu! ''[Flips it to the front end]'' Just like that license plate still...c'mon, back ''[[[stress sigh]]]'' Wauto-focus! Sony! You need to auto focus this camera ''[Flips car to bottom]'' and on the bottom you'll see later that he's got uh...Son-Chu license plate on the other side front side as well. Oh look, the windows in the tinted red, and we got uh, so obj-- obviously he was originally Breakaway, but he does come with a few pieces that we're gonna get into, he includes his Titan Master Mr. TiTONY~! AutoBot Son-Chi! With a paint-- custom painted face... painted his hands, his hands, lookhishands, nyoo nyoo. Camera. Fix the camera Sony, make it so it's not Mirroring~! And I painted his legs and of course ''[Has flipped the little robot into the head]'' Who has upside down face?

'''Dumb Robot:''' I do~! I do how you doin'? I'm upside down. I'm gettin' dizzy.

'''Chris:''' And actually has two Titan Masters, because he's got one for-- that goes behind his shield, get to that in a moment. Here is other Titan Master, little tiny, we call him Mark 1, and you'll get to see why in just a moment. As usual it's something that has got the wibbly-wobbly head; their arms can either got partway or up and down, and these legs ''[makes Mark 1 dance]'' doo-de-doo-de-doo-de-doo, woop woop woop, and upside down face and right there we can see what he's called Mark 1? Rewind a bit you'll get the joke. So that's-You get two Titan masters with that and acourse you incorporate the main one, little Son-Chi into the car itself ''[Knocks over the Mark 1 bot]''

'''Son-Chi:''' I knocked him over sorry about that. I'm SORRY! We'll get you back up shortly. [Is then molested by Chris to 'sit']

'''Chris:''' And you bend his legs, you put him in the drivers seat, and of course that's the only way ''[points to raised windows]'' I can the thing to come up is ta pop the arms apart.

And then we move onto the next part that's included: ''[Annoying voice]'' DIS LITTLE LION DIS LITTLE BLUE LION actually comes wif a one of those titan masters ACESSORIES~! That Transform into other things, got all that blue paint all over him, he still has some silver, he's got black, yellow, leftover behind...so anyway you incorporate the titan, the Mark 1 ''[molests robot]'' come on Titan Master, put him in de back of his head ''[Inserts poor robot into lions head]'' get the lion there get the picture once more ''[Goes to retrieve Son-Chu picture]'' Lookit the original Son-Chu's drawing. He has a shield. Because when he transforms from vehicle to car roof here ''[Points to station wagon roof]'' its pops of...becomes the shield. I wanted to keep the shield so, Hashbro, thank you for the shield...just had to give it a little recolor. And before we change into the shield for comparison ''[introduces duplicate of lion]'' here he is with Sawback, the original Titan Master vehicle, lookit all that yellow and blue, yellow blue...

''[Autism ensues as he makes them growl at one another. Have a growling match and Sawback runs off, yipping like a dog despite being a lion...then laughs at how funny he is]''

Alright so what you want to do ''[gets to molesting the lion robot]'' is you wanna take these parts and move em forward ''[transforming]'' pull his legs forward, tilt head back ''[Transforming]'' I'm not gonna do-THis is the weapon mode but I'm not doing the vehicle mode. ''[Transformed]'' Anyway that's how you get the shield that's THE SHIELD~! If I had a perfect way, like it was my sister, I'd put him on top of the roof, he could ride along up there, but for the most, put the lion up there ''[Puts next to car]'' Duh duh, duh duh duh~...it can run along, aside...her. ''[pantomines running by slapping the lion against the table a few times]'' Badup badup badup badup, blup blup blup blup. Or fun one I figgered out ''[stands lion on top of car]'' thank you spoilers lookit that. ''[Makes more car noises as he pushes car back and forth]'' Obviously he can't stay up there ''[Flips car, throws lion off]'' Sorry bout that.

''[Picks up lion, outs face in camera lens.]''

===11:26: Pipes===
'''Lion:''' Hey 3D! ''[Growls]''

'''Chris:''' Is this thing 3D compatible? With my mouth closeup to the camera it looks like he's popping out of the monitor.

'''Lion:''' ''[Autistic growling]'' I got a mission.

'''Chris:''' You can go back. So moving right along, he's got a couple other -- he's got a few other accessories. Like, he includes these two pairs of pipes that came off one of the other parts that had to be required to put this thing together, 'cause it took most -- it took more than one figure to put it the way I wanted it together so anyway you incorporate these to make it look cooler by putting them -- on the side -- aaaand now it looks less like a Ford Focus cause you've got the pipes on the side.
''[Rolls car back and forth, mumbles.]''

===12:05: Guns===

'''Chris:''' Badoop badoop badoo-rr, And we give him this pair of guns -- not from Chromedome or Breakaway, but they are easy to put on in the vehicle mode: just put em on there~ and you could em on the other way but then he won't roll so easily so yeah you gotta put em like that and I wanna take these-I wanna remove these for we have plenty more compar-vehicle comparisons to go with, ''[muttering]'' okay, eventually.

So~ moving right along for brief introductions of the other characters ''[brings in a pic of Prower]'' of which were inspired by actual past Autobot figures, we're bringing in Autobot Prowler of which was transfor-was inspired by transformers animated Prowl with the side car ''[goes high pitched]'' AND THATS ANOTHER THING I WANNA BRING UP if you want-wana put the Titan Masters, Headmasters in the show are supposed to be like -- match the size accurate to human. For this type of ''[mumble]'' sidecar that's perfect, but you try putting a Titan Master on a motorcycle ''[stupid voice]'' he's not gonna reach the pedals so easily lookit that ''[TM falls off seat and slides into sidecar]'' yer not gonna reach the pedals so easily if if I had a deluxe class Titan Master motorcycle lookit that lookit that ''[holding the titan master in the bikes seat; stupid voice again]'' HIS LEGS CAN't GO DOWN OR ELSE HE'd HAVE TO BE LIKE THAT ''[forces it face down into seat]'' LOOK HOW FAR AWAY THE HANDLEBARS ARE. IT'S-IT DON'T WORK. IT DON'T WORK. POOR MOTORCYCLE DELUXE CLASS. Figures. ''[Starts fake crying off scene]''

Anyway, dadat dadat dada, ''[mumbling to self again]'' Next up from the Comic book world female autobot Excelina who was obviously definitely motorcycle respected with the hologram and made to look like a woman and all these Autobots they worked over at pizzeria they were known by the town as the Samurai Pizza Bots the Autobot team of CWCVille Virginia ''[Wanders off]'' Where'd she go? ''[Dumb noises, waves hand in front of camera]'' Gonna be a cut moment there.

===14:57: Excelina and Bumba-Lumba===

'''Chris:''' ''[Didn't actually do a cut]'' And now here she is ''[introduces female robot fap toy]'' with autobot Arcee crown-from Micheal Bay movie 1''[?]'' which was unfortunately put on the cutting room floor...pretty sad. It's a pretty motorcycle pretty motorcycle...anyway, eh, lookit that! ''[Repositions cars, uses dumb voice again]'' we're moving right along, side by side ''[vroom vroom vroom noises, points at both cars]'' These two are sweethearts in CWCVille THE CITY OF CWCVILLE VIRGINIA~ deh deh, deh deh deh~ ''[mumbling, removes female car]'' then theres the third member of the CWCVille -utobot team is Bumba-Lumba green and hot flames he's not lost he's holding a bunch of PIZZA BAGELS PIZZA BAGELS PIZZA BAGELS and obviously another one from the animated series...so there's Son-Chu with the anime Bumblebee...I like leaving the rockets on there ''[bunch of autistic gibberish follows]'' rockets and bupbupbup and then bumblebee is gone. ''[Murmuring]'' Where's my drawing? Oh here it is.

===16:25: Armoraxe===

'''Chris:''' ''[Brings in last autistic bot]'' And uh last on the -tobot team we have Armoraxe duh uh the rocker uh the rocker of the pizzabots ''[gibberish]'' lookit the lightening bolts got on there ''[gibberish]'' and everything! ''[Removes picture]'' and inspiring that...that wsa animated Soundwave ''[mumbles]'' animated Soundwave.

===16:50: Crackder===
''[gets a butch lesbo voice]'' HOW ANIMATED AM I?

If you note the Decepticon symbol pretend it's an autobot symbol he's on the same team. ''[Goes off screen again]''

Annnnd on the-on the bad team side ''[Mumbles something about Count Grodoun and Slaweel Ryam]'' th'ey made the-transpired-transpire with the Decepticons they got a few Schematics and they made their own cept the clones are piloted by the Jerkops-robot cops whatever what have you. And first up we have Crackeder ''[Shows stupid picture]'' first of these clones of the PVCC. Lookit that lookit that jet. Jet ''[something]'' So with that inspiring that was transformers Cybertron ThunderCracker. SO he's got a look for scale if this cockpit could open a titan master could fit in ther. ''[Picks up jet]'' WHOOSH~! ''[Off screen]'' And uh, second of ducepticon on duh bad team there was ''[shows picture]'' Punislav with a really big fist he could thrown punches ''[makes sexual sounds]'' and was a jerkop car cause you can't trust da police...the police you can't trust them but they are jerkops.

===18:45: Punislav and SAV===
Well anyway ''[offscreen again, talking to self]'' That was movie one Barricade unfortun- fortunately these all ''[laugh talks]'' survived the house fire. But yeah Barricade was on the show but anyway.

''[voice goes deep]'' Pull over.

''[Goes autistic]'' NO~! ''[Makes Son-Chu pull around in front off, rams into police car]'' Bastard cop. ''[Continues to ram police car over and over again. High pitches voice hard to make out but he rams the cop car off the table; murdering him.]'' Take that, Jerkop. ''[Laughs]'' Sweet Victory~! Get retribution and all that. And then the last of the decepticons ''[something about drawing]'' something else, we have the S.A.V. ''[shows picture]'' also known as the Scoundrel Ass Vessel, the ass with one s cause it's a scoundrel as a vessel and there he is the big SUV; SAV, SUV, that's a pun there, that was the pun. ''[Talks to self off screen again]'' Anyway inspiring that one that was transformers ''[gibberish]'' anyway, inspiring that that was transformers animated Swindle with the big gun so that the Jerkhiefs, the leader of jerkops would pilot the SAV and they like Megatron ''[something something]'' Jerkop's got the big gun. Vroomvroomvroom.

===20:24: More comparisons===
''[Displays two other Transformers in vehicle mode, flanking Son-Chu]'' And for further comparison, here is Son-Chu with Chromedome? And Breakaway. You can see the differences besides the ''[?]'' and the coloring; I have some spoiler, better, Son-Chu, Son-Chu, wheeee, boop boop boop boop boop-a-doo. ''[Drives Chromedome and Breakaway around Son-Chu, then picks them up and puts them away offscreen. ]'' And for an activate''[?]'', here he is with Hot Rod.

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==References==
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Son-Chu Review

2017-04-13T02:31:21Z

Promethean: /* 20:24: More comparisons */ Partial first pass

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'''Son-Chu Review''' is a video released by Chris on 2 April 2017. It is a showcase of [[Son-Chu]] and other [[Chris and art|disfigured]] [[Amiibo|toys]]. The purpose was to promote his latest [[business]] venture of selling [[stamps]] - the Son-Chu figure was announced as a prize in a raffle, which people could enter by purchasing one of Bob's stamps or Chris's [[DStecks|$1,000]] album on eBay. It failed to increase Chris's sales. A full five days after the video was released, he got $0.

This video is the longest that Chris has ever done, clocking in at just over 48 minutes. It seems that while Chris has disabled ratings on the video, he didn't disable comments.

Notable mentions include scenes at 16:50 (Chris talks in a Butch lesbian voice) and 18:45 (he gets a little too...excited attacking a cop car).

In the parts where Chris speaks, it is worth noting that he appears to be straining his voice in such a way that it is has a higher pitch than normal. This is clearly deliberate, and he may be doing this to make himself seem more feminine. When depicting the voice of a male character in the video, such as Sonichu, Chris reverts back to his regular voice instead of deepening it. This solidifies the idea that Chris is making a conscious effort to change the pitch of his regular voice, as he portrays male characters with his old, "manly" voice.

This shift in pitch to Chris's voice causes his [[Speech impediment|already warped vocals]] to sound worse, and thus harder to understand. [[Arthur Spatchcock]] volunteered to transcribe.

==Video==
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| stardate = 2 April 2017
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Cwcville Shopping|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Selling Out|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[A little Fluttershy singing (imitation)]]
| next = [[Sonic Totem and More]]
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'''Description'''
{{quotebox|Something New from the Sonichu and Rosechu world finally able to be made, (Autobot) Son-Chu (formerly a Ford Escort station wagon, now a 2010 Ford Focus car). Fully Painted, customized and all that, and Personally/Officially Dubbed the Official Son-Chu Figure on March 17, 2017. Sanju!!!

**Son-Chu Bio on package card: "The city of Cwcville, VA; defended greatly, between the team of Sonichus and Rosechus, the creator, Chrstine W. Chandler, and a group of five brave Autobots, led by Son-Chu; locally known as the Samurai Pizza Bots, as they work delivering pizzas (and Son-Chu driving Miss Chandler around) while in hiding until when needed. Not only the Decepticons, but transforming robots created by the team of Count Graduon as well, attack the city to try to take it over and break up all loving relationships worldwide. When the offensives are too big for the Sonichus and Rosechus to handle, Son-Chu and his group are there to blast the villains off!"

**Read and Listen to video for the details of the Son-Chu Figure Giveaway (deadline April 30, 2017).

-[[Stamps|Buy the Stamp Covers, and the highly-sentimental book of mine, on my ebay shop, here...]]
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-CWC Skylander Figure and Card Review Video...
<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-SsI0EbdJI</ref>

-emgo316's Channel...
<ref>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVEDzEYSNi5FwEKmLY6LT0Q</ref>

SHAREfactory™<ref>https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-us/tid=CUSA00572_00</ref>}}

==Transcript==
''[Opens with stock footage showing blenders and two starbursts saying "SPECIAL OFFER!!" on a blue background. Cut to one starburst on the same background saying, "[[BILLY MAYS|BUT WAIT THERE'S '''MORE!''']]"]''

===A word from our sponsor===

''[Stamp album open on table, Skylander T-shirt being used as a backdrop.]''

'''Chris:''' ''[in a weird high pitched voice]'' This video is brought ta you by the stamps Christines Chandlers Ebay Shop of Mr. C's clam-stamp collection of her late father you are eligible to buy among which any purchase up to the date of April 31st win themselves an automatic entry to win the toy featured in this video.
There will be two available: one for random drawing, and one for the automatic winner that buys the stahmp album in said shop ''[gasp]'' that come with all the prizes that I stated in that-I that description. Not only do they get this toy but they also get ''[reaches behind self]'' they also get the Skylander self, Skylander figure and the self Skylander card that is completely functional on Skylanders Imaginators for the leading console playing Nintendo Switch. ''[Removes figure and card]'' And now, on with our show.

===1:29: Enter Son-Chu, Sonichu and Rosechu===
''[Scene change. Son-Chu on display. Sonichu enters from left.]''

'''Chris as Sonichu:''' Hmm, wow...my autobot friend got promoted.

''[Rosechu enters from right.]''

'''Sonichu:''' Whaddya think of that, Rosie?

'''Rosechu:''' I think he looks neat.

'''Sonichu:''' Ah tell you one thing: I knew when he was [[Carlos Chantor|an escort]]... and now he has a lot more to 'Focus' on.

'''Rosechu:''' Ford.

''[Chris laughs as Rosechu and Sonichu.]''

'''Sonichu:''' Automobile joke autobots rollout.

''[Both Sonichu and Rosechu 'zip' off screen.]''

===1:55: not-title card===
''Chris does another breakaway and comes back with a hand drawn sign saying:''

:Иot
:The Freakin Geek Reviews
:homage parody of Emgo316's title card; apologies offered. Emgo makes Awesome skits ''[backwards k]'' and great reviews.

''Chris is providing his own background music.''

'''Chris:''' ''[sings]'' Bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bum bum ba bum bum, ''na naaaa!''

===2:20: Packaging and history===
''After a shitter transition, Chris once again has his Skylanders shirt as a backdrop. His 'Son-chu' Transformer backdrop is leaning against it and his custom car is front and center.

Chris is speaking in a high pitched hard to hear girly/goofball voice.''

'''Chris:''' Hey Youtube fans whassup it's Christine Chandler comin' ta you live from home once again, not Emgo316, and today we'll be reviewing the latest ander finally made into a toy figure 3D world, from the comic book world, Autobot Som-Chu!

So here we are and dere he is and first and foremost we'll take a quick look ''[brings backdrop forward]'' at thuh packaging see right here on the front, ''[mumbles, loses control of camera before picking it up]'' as you can see, right here on the front you can see piece of artwork and the artwork is my work on the plate SONICHU~! because he is from the city of CWCville Virginia and on the front is autobot SON-CHU~! and SON-CHI~! ''[unintelligable autism]'' Titans; and on the side of the package, you have that same piece of artwork; on the bottom WORDS~! Lotsa lotsa words and on thuh back of the package you have your obligatory product shots, you got this and that this and that; WARNING~! Not-- DON'T DO THIS DON'T DO THAT don't feed the [[Christopher's name change|bear]]! The vehicle mode ''[unintelligible]'' Headmaster, he's a robot, and ''[unintelligible]'' having a big gun and a shield~ And look at this he becomes a soundstage for when you wanna do a concert and if you can read that ''[you can't; it's out of focus]'' he has a brief bio. Zip-de-doo, I'll copy and paste the bio out that in the description later; that's basically it FORE the packa-GING!

He also come with a ''[unintelligible]'' collector's card with that same piece of artwork ''[flips card]'' and tech specs for both Autob-, for both Son-Chu and Son-Chi if you care er about them. Hurray for card ''[Throws it across room.]''

Nyah, whatever. Oh it's like a pretty to look at. It has artwork. Talk a little bit bout SON-CHU~! I will make the joke that was the beginning more understandable if you get it. ''[Pulls out sonichu pic]'' So years ago at Transformers dot com I had designed my own Autobot, the place, so that was the first Son-Chu Autobot during the era of the Arhmada. Lookit that face, LOOKIT DAT FACE~! Eh look at how big he got built during the movie gap not as good as what we ended with four-a few years later ''[flips picture over] [mumble]'' dot com I like this face better its better looking face and he's from the Cybertron Era so between those, between those and my car that's how we end up ''[Brings out Sonichu Son-Chu]'' with Point O robot of Autobot Son-Chu!

And by the way that's pronounced like the Chinese word Sonju so when you shout SON-Chu! you're saying VICTORY~! Victory for CWCville~! And the Autobots, and the Samurai Pizza bots they were known quase in CWCville and he was originally a Ford Escort station wagon. Its roof, right there ''[point thumb to poorly drawn station wagon and then to Son-Chu]'' becomes the shield, and the hood of the car...becomes the gun. And then, a few years later, we got new robot mode because he b'came Ford Escort...n-no Ford Focus, Escort, Focus, Focus, Escort, it was an Escort and I had more to Focus on ''[fake laughs at own joke]''.

===5:54: Car mode, Headmaster and lion===

''[Bad cutaway]''

'''Chris:''' And now we've got a vehicle mode from -- officially from Hasbro that matches the Ford Focus fairly well...uh would say, you could call it a bold -- same mold, uh Rundown and Breakdown, but you know what, ''[higher pitch]'' I answer that request''[?]'', ''[more normal pitch]'' he's got a spoiler that's one big difference. Thats one big difference. ''[Shows cars ass]'' And all the custom paint and license plate Son-ch-Sonichu! ''[Flips it to the front end]'' Just like that license plate still...c'mon, back ''[[[stress sigh]]]'' Wauto-focus! Sony! You need to auto focus this camera ''[Flips car to bottom]'' and on the bottom you'll see later that he's got uh...Son-Chu license plate on the other side front side as well. Oh look, the windows in the tinted red, and we got uh, so obj-- obviously he was originally Breakaway, but he does come with a few pieces that we're gonna get into, he includes his Titan Master Mr. TiTONY~! AutoBot Son-Chi! With a paint-- custom painted face... painted his hands, his hands, lookhishands, nyoo nyoo. Camera. Fix the camera Sony, make it so it's not Mirroring~! And I painted his legs and of course ''[Has flipped the little robot into the head]'' Who has upside down face?

'''Dumb Robot:''' I do~! I do how you doin'? I'm upside down. I'm gettin' dizzy.

'''Chris:''' And actually has two Titan Masters, because he's got one for-- that goes behind his shield, get to that in a moment. Here is other Titan Master, little tiny, we call him Mark 1, and you'll get to see why in just a moment. As usual it's something that has got the wibbly-wobbly head; their arms can either got partway or up and down, and these legs ''[makes Mark 1 dance]'' doo-de-doo-de-doo-de-doo, woop woop woop, and upside down face and right there we can see what he's called Mark 1? Rewind a bit you'll get the joke. So that's-You get two Titan masters with that and acourse you incorporate the main one, little Son-Chi into the car itself ''[Knocks over the Mark 1 bot]''

'''Son-Chi:''' I knocked him over sorry about that. I'm SORRY! We'll get you back up shortly. [Is then molested by Chris to 'sit']

'''Chris:''' And you bend his legs, you put him in the drivers seat, and of course that's the only way ''[points to raised windows]'' I can the thing to come up is ta pop the arms apart.

And then we move onto the next part that's included: ''[Annoying voice]'' DIS LITTLE LION DIS LITTLE BLUE LION actually comes wif a one of those titan masters ACESSORIES~! That Transform into other things, got all that blue paint all over him, he still has some silver, he's got black, yellow, leftover behind...so anyway you incorporate the titan, the Mark 1 ''[molests robot]'' come on Titan Master, put him in de back of his head ''[Inserts poor robot into lions head]'' get the lion there get the picture once more ''[Goes to retrieve Son-Chu picture]'' Lookit the original Son-Chu's drawing. He has a shield. Because when he transforms from vehicle to car roof here ''[Points to station wagon roof]'' its pops of...becomes the shield. I wanted to keep the shield so, Hashbro, thank you for the shield...just had to give it a little recolor. And before we change into the shield for comparison ''[introduces duplicate of lion]'' here he is with Sawback, the original Titan Master vehicle, lookit all that yellow and blue, yellow blue...

''[Autism ensues as he makes them growl at one another. Have a growling match and Sawback runs off, yipping like a dog despite being a lion...then laughs at how funny he is]''

Alright so what you want to do ''[gets to molesting the lion robot]'' is you wanna take these parts and move em forward ''[transforming]'' pull his legs forward, tilt head back ''[Transforming]'' I'm not gonna do-THis is the weapon mode but I'm not doing the vehicle mode. ''[Transformed]'' Anyway that's how you get the shield that's THE SHIELD~! If I had a perfect way, like it was my sister, I'd put him on top of the roof, he could ride along up there, but for the most, put the lion up there ''[Puts next to car]'' Duh duh, duh duh duh~...it can run along, aside...her. ''[pantomines running by slapping the lion against the table a few times]'' Badup badup badup badup, blup blup blup blup. Or fun one I figgered out ''[stands lion on top of car]'' thank you spoilers lookit that. ''[Makes more car noises as he pushes car back and forth]'' Obviously he can't stay up there ''[Flips car, throws lion off]'' Sorry bout that.

''[Picks up lion, outs face in camera lens.]''

===11:26: Pipes===
'''Lion:''' Hey 3D! ''[Growls]''

'''Chris:''' Is this thing 3D compatible? With my mouth closeup to the camera it looks like he's popping out of the monitor.

'''Lion:''' ''[Autistic growling]'' I got a mission.

'''Chris:''' You can go back. So moving right along, he's got a couple other -- he's got a few other accessories. Like, he includes these two pairs of pipes that came off one of the other parts that had to be required to put this thing together, 'cause it took most -- it took more than one figure to put it the way I wanted it together so anyway you incorporate these to make it look cooler by putting them -- on the side -- aaaand now it looks less like a Ford Focus cause you've got the pipes on the side.
''[Rolls car back and forth, mumbles.]''

===12:05: Guns===

'''Chris:''' Badoop badoop badoo-rr, And we give him this pair of guns -- not from Chromedome or Breakaway, but they are easy to put on in the vehicle mode: just put em on there~ and you could em on the other way but then he won't roll so easily so yeah you gotta put em like that and I wanna take these-I wanna remove these for we have plenty more compar-vehicle comparisons to go with, ''[muttering]'' okay, eventually.

So~ moving right along for brief introductions of the other characters ''[brings in a pic of Prower]'' of which were inspired by actual past Autobot figures, we're bringing in Autobot Prowler of which was transfor-was inspired by transformers animated Prowl with the side car ''[goes high pitched]'' AND THATS ANOTHER THING I WANNA BRING UP if you want-wana put the Titan Masters, Headmasters in the show are supposed to be like -- match the size accurate to human. For this type of ''[mumble]'' sidecar that's perfect, but you try putting a Titan Master on a motorcycle ''[stupid voice]'' he's not gonna reach the pedals so easily lookit that ''[TM falls off seat and slides into sidecar]'' yer not gonna reach the pedals so easily if if I had a deluxe class Titan Master motorcycle lookit that lookit that ''[holding the titan master in the bikes seat; stupid voice again]'' HIS LEGS CAN't GO DOWN OR ELSE HE'd HAVE TO BE LIKE THAT ''[forces it face down into seat]'' LOOK HOW FAR AWAY THE HANDLEBARS ARE. IT'S-IT DON'T WORK. IT DON'T WORK. POOR MOTORCYCLE DELUXE CLASS. Figures. ''[Starts fake crying off scene]''

Anyway, dadat dadat dada, ''[mumbling to self again]'' Next up from the Comic book world female autobot Excelina who was obviously definitely motorcycle respected with the hologram and made to look like a woman and all these Autobots they worked over at pizzeria they were known by the town as the Samurai Pizza Bots the Autobot team of CWCVille Virginia ''[Wanders off]'' Where'd she go? ''[Dumb noises, waves hand in front of camera]'' Gonna be a cut moment there.

===14:57: Excelina and Bumba-Lumba===

'''Chris:''' ''[Didn't actually do a cut]'' And now here she is ''[introduces female robot fap toy]'' with autobot Arcee crown-from Micheal Bay movie 1''[?]'' which was unfortunately put on the cutting room floor...pretty sad. It's a pretty motorcycle pretty motorcycle...anyway, eh, lookit that! ''[Repositions cars, uses dumb voice again]'' we're moving right along, side by side ''[vroom vroom vroom noises, points at both cars]'' These two are sweethearts in CWCVille THE CITY OF CWCVILLE VIRGINIA~ deh deh, deh deh deh~ ''[mumbling, removes female car]'' then theres the third member of the CWCVille -utobot team is Bumba-Lumba green and hot flames he's not lost he's holding a bunch of PIZZA BAGELS PIZZA BAGELS PIZZA BAGELS and obviously another one from the animated series...so there's Son-Chu with the anime Bumblebee...I like leaving the rockets on there ''[bunch of autistic gibberish follows]'' rockets and bupbupbup and then bumblebee is gone. ''[Murmuring]'' Where's my drawing? Oh here it is.

===16:25: Armoraxe===

'''Chris:''' ''[Brings in last autistic bot]'' And uh last on the -tobot team we have Armoraxe duh uh the rocker uh the rocker of the pizzabots ''[gibberish]'' lookit the lightening bolts got on there ''[gibberish]'' and everything! ''[Removes picture]'' and inspiring that...that wsa animated Soundwave ''[mumbles]'' animated Soundwave.

===16:50: Crackder===
''[gets a butch lesbo voice]'' HOW ANIMATED AM I?

If you note the Decepticon symbol pretend it's an autobot symbol he's on the same team. ''[Goes off screen again]''

Annnnd on the-on the bad team side ''[Mumbles something about Count Grodoun and Slaweel Ryam]'' th'ey made the-transpired-transpire with the Decepticons they got a few Schematics and they made their own cept the clones are piloted by the Jerkops-robot cops whatever what have you. And first up we have Crackeder ''[Shows stupid picture]'' first of these clones of the PVCC. Lookit that lookit that jet. Jet ''[something]'' So with that inspiring that was transformers Cybertron ThunderCracker. SO he's got a look for scale if this cockpit could open a titan master could fit in ther. ''[Picks up jet]'' WHOOSH~! ''[Off screen]'' And uh, second of ducepticon on duh bad team there was ''[shows picture]'' Punislav with a really big fist he could thrown punches ''[makes sexual sounds]'' and was a jerkop car cause you can't trust da police...the police you can't trust them but they are jerkops.

===18:45: Punislav and SAV===
Well anyway ''[offscreen again, talking to self]'' That was movie one Barricade unfortun- fortunately these all ''[laugh talks]'' survived the house fire. But yeah Barricade was on the show but anyway.

''[voice goes deep]'' Pull over.

''[Goes autistic]'' NO~! ''[Makes Son-Chu pull around in front off, rams into police car]'' Bastard cop. ''[Continues to ram police car over and over again. High pitches voice hard to make out but he rams the cop car off the table; murdering him.]'' Take that, Jerkop. ''[Laughs]'' Sweet Victory~! Get retribution and all that. And then the last of the decepticons ''[something about drawing]'' something else, we have the S.A.V. ''[shows picture]'' also known as the Scoundrel Ass Vessel, the ass with one s cause it's a scoundrel as a vessel and there he is the big SUV; SAV, SUV, that's a pun there, that was the pun. ''[Talks to self off screen again]'' Anyway inspiring that one that was transformers ''[gibberish]'' anyway, inspiring that that was transformers animated Swindle with the big gun so that the Jerkhiefs, the leader of jerkops would pilot the SAV and they like Megatron ''[something something]'' Jerkop's got the big gun. Vroomvroomvroom.

===20:24: More comparisons===
''[Displays two other Transformers in vehicle mode, flanking Son-Chu]'' And for further comparison, here is Son-Chu with Chromedome? And Breakaway. You can see the differences besides the ''[?]'' and the coloring; I have some spoiler, better, Son-Chu, Son-Chu, wheeee, boop boop boop boop boop-a-doo. And for an activate''[?]'', here he is with Hot Rod.

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Son-Chu Review

2017-04-13T02:20:48Z

Promethean: /* 12:05: Guns */ Correct & complete transcript

'''Son-Chu Review''' is a video released by Chris on 2 April 2017. It is a showcase of [[Son-Chu]] and other [[Chris and art|disfigured]] [[Amiibo|toys]]. The purpose was to promote his latest [[business]] venture of selling [[stamps]] - the Son-Chu figure was announced as a prize in a raffle, which people could enter by purchasing one of Bob's stamps or Chris's [[DStecks|$1,000]] album on eBay. It failed to increase Chris's sales. A full five days after the video was released, he got $0.

This video is the longest that Chris has ever done, clocking in at just over 48 minutes. It seems that while Chris has disabled ratings on the video, he didn't disable comments.

Notable mentions include scenes at 16:50 (Chris talks in a Butch lesbian voice) and 18:45 (he gets a little too...excited attacking a cop car).

In the parts where Chris speaks, it is worth noting that he appears to be straining his voice in such a way that it is has a higher pitch than normal. This is clearly deliberate, and he may be doing this to make himself seem more feminine. When depicting the voice of a male character in the video, such as Sonichu, Chris reverts back to his regular voice instead of deepening it. This solidifies the idea that Chris is making a conscious effort to change the pitch of his regular voice, as he portrays male characters with his old, "manly" voice.

This shift in pitch to Chris's voice causes his [[Speech impediment|already warped vocals]] to sound worse, and thus harder to understand. [[Arthur Spatchcock]] volunteered to transcribe.

==Video==
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| name = Son-Chu Review
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| stardate = 2 April 2017
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Cwcville Shopping|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Selling Out|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[A little Fluttershy singing (imitation)]]
| next = [[Sonic Totem and More]]
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'''Description'''
{{quotebox|Something New from the Sonichu and Rosechu world finally able to be made, (Autobot) Son-Chu (formerly a Ford Escort station wagon, now a 2010 Ford Focus car). Fully Painted, customized and all that, and Personally/Officially Dubbed the Official Son-Chu Figure on March 17, 2017. Sanju!!!

**Son-Chu Bio on package card: "The city of Cwcville, VA; defended greatly, between the team of Sonichus and Rosechus, the creator, Chrstine W. Chandler, and a group of five brave Autobots, led by Son-Chu; locally known as the Samurai Pizza Bots, as they work delivering pizzas (and Son-Chu driving Miss Chandler around) while in hiding until when needed. Not only the Decepticons, but transforming robots created by the team of Count Graduon as well, attack the city to try to take it over and break up all loving relationships worldwide. When the offensives are too big for the Sonichus and Rosechus to handle, Son-Chu and his group are there to blast the villains off!"

**Read and Listen to video for the details of the Son-Chu Figure Giveaway (deadline April 30, 2017).

-[[Stamps|Buy the Stamp Covers, and the highly-sentimental book of mine, on my ebay shop, here...]]
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-CWC Skylander Figure and Card Review Video...
<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-SsI0EbdJI</ref>

-emgo316's Channel...
<ref>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVEDzEYSNi5FwEKmLY6LT0Q</ref>

SHAREfactory™<ref>https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-us/tid=CUSA00572_00</ref>}}

==Transcript==
''[Opens with stock footage showing blenders and two starbursts saying "SPECIAL OFFER!!" on a blue background. Cut to one starburst on the same background saying, "[[BILLY MAYS|BUT WAIT THERE'S '''MORE!''']]"]''

===A word from our sponsor===

''[Stamp album open on table, Skylander T-shirt being used as a backdrop.]''

'''Chris:''' ''[in a weird high pitched voice]'' This video is brought ta you by the stamps Christines Chandlers Ebay Shop of Mr. C's clam-stamp collection of her late father you are eligible to buy among which any purchase up to the date of April 31st win themselves an automatic entry to win the toy featured in this video.
There will be two available: one for random drawing, and one for the automatic winner that buys the stahmp album in said shop ''[gasp]'' that come with all the prizes that I stated in that-I that description. Not only do they get this toy but they also get ''[reaches behind self]'' they also get the Skylander self, Skylander figure and the self Skylander card that is completely functional on Skylanders Imaginators for the leading console playing Nintendo Switch. ''[Removes figure and card]'' And now, on with our show.

===1:29: Enter Son-Chu, Sonichu and Rosechu===
''[Scene change. Son-Chu on display. Sonichu enters from left.]''

'''Chris as Sonichu:''' Hmm, wow...my autobot friend got promoted.

''[Rosechu enters from right.]''

'''Sonichu:''' Whaddya think of that, Rosie?

'''Rosechu:''' I think he looks neat.

'''Sonichu:''' Ah tell you one thing: I knew when he was [[Carlos Chantor|an escort]]... and now he has a lot more to 'Focus' on.

'''Rosechu:''' Ford.

''[Chris laughs as Rosechu and Sonichu.]''

'''Sonichu:''' Automobile joke autobots rollout.

''[Both Sonichu and Rosechu 'zip' off screen.]''

===1:55: not-title card===
''Chris does another breakaway and comes back with a hand drawn sign saying:''

:Иot
:The Freakin Geek Reviews
:homage parody of Emgo316's title card; apologies offered. Emgo makes Awesome skits ''[backwards k]'' and great reviews.

''Chris is providing his own background music.''

'''Chris:''' ''[sings]'' Bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bum bum ba bum bum, ''na naaaa!''

===2:20: Packaging and history===
''After a shitter transition, Chris once again has his Skylanders shirt as a backdrop. His 'Son-chu' Transformer backdrop is leaning against it and his custom car is front and center.

Chris is speaking in a high pitched hard to hear girly/goofball voice.''

'''Chris:''' Hey Youtube fans whassup it's Christine Chandler comin' ta you live from home once again, not Emgo316, and today we'll be reviewing the latest ander finally made into a toy figure 3D world, from the comic book world, Autobot Som-Chu!

So here we are and dere he is and first and foremost we'll take a quick look ''[brings backdrop forward]'' at thuh packaging see right here on the front, ''[mumbles, loses control of camera before picking it up]'' as you can see, right here on the front you can see piece of artwork and the artwork is my work on the plate SONICHU~! because he is from the city of CWCville Virginia and on the front is autobot SON-CHU~! and SON-CHI~! ''[unintelligable autism]'' Titans; and on the side of the package, you have that same piece of artwork; on the bottom WORDS~! Lotsa lotsa words and on thuh back of the package you have your obligatory product shots, you got this and that this and that; WARNING~! Not-- DON'T DO THIS DON'T DO THAT don't feed the [[Christopher's name change|bear]]! The vehicle mode ''[unintelligible]'' Headmaster, he's a robot, and ''[unintelligible]'' having a big gun and a shield~ And look at this he becomes a soundstage for when you wanna do a concert and if you can read that ''[you can't; it's out of focus]'' he has a brief bio. Zip-de-doo, I'll copy and paste the bio out that in the description later; that's basically it FORE the packa-GING!

He also come with a ''[unintelligible]'' collector's card with that same piece of artwork ''[flips card]'' and tech specs for both Autob-, for both Son-Chu and Son-Chi if you care er about them. Hurray for card ''[Throws it across room.]''

Nyah, whatever. Oh it's like a pretty to look at. It has artwork. Talk a little bit bout SON-CHU~! I will make the joke that was the beginning more understandable if you get it. ''[Pulls out sonichu pic]'' So years ago at Transformers dot com I had designed my own Autobot, the place, so that was the first Son-Chu Autobot during the era of the Arhmada. Lookit that face, LOOKIT DAT FACE~! Eh look at how big he got built during the movie gap not as good as what we ended with four-a few years later ''[flips picture over] [mumble]'' dot com I like this face better its better looking face and he's from the Cybertron Era so between those, between those and my car that's how we end up ''[Brings out Sonichu Son-Chu]'' with Point O robot of Autobot Son-Chu!

And by the way that's pronounced like the Chinese word Sonju so when you shout SON-Chu! you're saying VICTORY~! Victory for CWCville~! And the Autobots, and the Samurai Pizza bots they were known quase in CWCville and he was originally a Ford Escort station wagon. Its roof, right there ''[point thumb to poorly drawn station wagon and then to Son-Chu]'' becomes the shield, and the hood of the car...becomes the gun. And then, a few years later, we got new robot mode because he b'came Ford Escort...n-no Ford Focus, Escort, Focus, Focus, Escort, it was an Escort and I had more to Focus on ''[fake laughs at own joke]''.

===5:54: Car mode, Headmaster and lion===

''[Bad cutaway]''

'''Chris:''' And now we've got a vehicle mode from -- officially from Hasbro that matches the Ford Focus fairly well...uh would say, you could call it a bold -- same mold, uh Rundown and Breakdown, but you know what, ''[higher pitch]'' I answer that request''[?]'', ''[more normal pitch]'' he's got a spoiler that's one big difference. Thats one big difference. ''[Shows cars ass]'' And all the custom paint and license plate Son-ch-Sonichu! ''[Flips it to the front end]'' Just like that license plate still...c'mon, back ''[[[stress sigh]]]'' Wauto-focus! Sony! You need to auto focus this camera ''[Flips car to bottom]'' and on the bottom you'll see later that he's got uh...Son-Chu license plate on the other side front side as well. Oh look, the windows in the tinted red, and we got uh, so obj-- obviously he was originally Breakaway, but he does come with a few pieces that we're gonna get into, he includes his Titan Master Mr. TiTONY~! AutoBot Son-Chi! With a paint-- custom painted face... painted his hands, his hands, lookhishands, nyoo nyoo. Camera. Fix the camera Sony, make it so it's not Mirroring~! And I painted his legs and of course ''[Has flipped the little robot into the head]'' Who has upside down face?

'''Dumb Robot:''' I do~! I do how you doin'? I'm upside down. I'm gettin' dizzy.

'''Chris:''' And actually has two Titan Masters, because he's got one for-- that goes behind his shield, get to that in a moment. Here is other Titan Master, little tiny, we call him Mark 1, and you'll get to see why in just a moment. As usual it's something that has got the wibbly-wobbly head; their arms can either got partway or up and down, and these legs ''[makes Mark 1 dance]'' doo-de-doo-de-doo-de-doo, woop woop woop, and upside down face and right there we can see what he's called Mark 1? Rewind a bit you'll get the joke. So that's-You get two Titan masters with that and acourse you incorporate the main one, little Son-Chi into the car itself ''[Knocks over the Mark 1 bot]''

'''Son-Chi:''' I knocked him over sorry about that. I'm SORRY! We'll get you back up shortly. [Is then molested by Chris to 'sit']

'''Chris:''' And you bend his legs, you put him in the drivers seat, and of course that's the only way ''[points to raised windows]'' I can the thing to come up is ta pop the arms apart.

And then we move onto the next part that's included: ''[Annoying voice]'' DIS LITTLE LION DIS LITTLE BLUE LION actually comes wif a one of those titan masters ACESSORIES~! That Transform into other things, got all that blue paint all over him, he still has some silver, he's got black, yellow, leftover behind...so anyway you incorporate the titan, the Mark 1 ''[molests robot]'' come on Titan Master, put him in de back of his head ''[Inserts poor robot into lions head]'' get the lion there get the picture once more ''[Goes to retrieve Son-Chu picture]'' Lookit the original Son-Chu's drawing. He has a shield. Because when he transforms from vehicle to car roof here ''[Points to station wagon roof]'' its pops of...becomes the shield. I wanted to keep the shield so, Hashbro, thank you for the shield...just had to give it a little recolor. And before we change into the shield for comparison ''[introduces duplicate of lion]'' here he is with Sawback, the original Titan Master vehicle, lookit all that yellow and blue, yellow blue...

''[Autism ensues as he makes them growl at one another. Have a growling match and Sawback runs off, yipping like a dog despite being a lion...then laughs at how funny he is]''

Alright so what you want to do ''[gets to molesting the lion robot]'' is you wanna take these parts and move em forward ''[transforming]'' pull his legs forward, tilt head back ''[Transforming]'' I'm not gonna do-THis is the weapon mode but I'm not doing the vehicle mode. ''[Transformed]'' Anyway that's how you get the shield that's THE SHIELD~! If I had a perfect way, like it was my sister, I'd put him on top of the roof, he could ride along up there, but for the most, put the lion up there ''[Puts next to car]'' Duh duh, duh duh duh~...it can run along, aside...her. ''[pantomines running by slapping the lion against the table a few times]'' Badup badup badup badup, blup blup blup blup. Or fun one I figgered out ''[stands lion on top of car]'' thank you spoilers lookit that. ''[Makes more car noises as he pushes car back and forth]'' Obviously he can't stay up there ''[Flips car, throws lion off]'' Sorry bout that.

''[Picks up lion, outs face in camera lens.]''

===11:26: Pipes===
'''Lion:''' Hey 3D! ''[Growls]''

'''Chris:''' Is this thing 3D compatible? With my mouth closeup to the camera it looks like he's popping out of the monitor.

'''Lion:''' ''[Autistic growling]'' I got a mission.

'''Chris:''' You can go back. So moving right along, he's got a couple other -- he's got a few other accessories. Like, he includes these two pairs of pipes that came off one of the other parts that had to be required to put this thing together, 'cause it took most -- it took more than one figure to put it the way I wanted it together so anyway you incorporate these to make it look cooler by putting them -- on the side -- aaaand now it looks less like a Ford Focus cause you've got the pipes on the side.
''[Rolls car back and forth, mumbles.]''

===12:05: Guns===

'''Chris:''' Badoop badoop badoo-rr, And we give him this pair of guns -- not from Chromedome or Breakaway, but they are easy to put on in the vehicle mode: just put em on there~ and you could em on the other way but then he won't roll so easily so yeah you gotta put em like that and I wanna take these-I wanna remove these for we have plenty more compar-vehicle comparisons to go with, ''[muttering]'' okay, eventually.

So~ moving right along for brief introductions of the other characters ''[brings in a pic of Prower]'' of which were inspired by actual past Autobot figures, we're bringing in Autobot Prowler of which was transfor-was inspired by transformers animated Prowl with the side car ''[goes high pitched]'' AND THATS ANOTHER THING I WANNA BRING UP if you want-wana put the Titan Masters, Headmasters in the show are supposed to be like -- match the size accurate to human. For this type of ''[mumble]'' sidecar that's perfect, but you try putting a Titan Master on a motorcycle ''[stupid voice]'' he's not gonna reach the pedals so easily lookit that ''[TM falls off seat and slides into sidecar]'' yer not gonna reach the pedals so easily if if I had a deluxe class Titan Master motorcycle lookit that lookit that ''[holding the titan master in the bikes seat; stupid voice again]'' HIS LEGS CAN't GO DOWN OR ELSE HE'd HAVE TO BE LIKE THAT ''[forces it face down into seat]'' LOOK HOW FAR AWAY THE HANDLEBARS ARE. IT'S-IT DON'T WORK. IT DON'T WORK. POOR MOTORCYCLE DELUXE CLASS. Figures. ''[Starts fake crying off scene]''

Anyway, dadat dadat dada, ''[mumbling to self again]'' Next up from the Comic book world female autobot Excelina who was obviously definitely motorcycle respected with the hologram and made to look like a woman and all these Autobots they worked over at pizzeria they were known by the town as the Samurai Pizza Bots the Autobot team of CWCVille Virginia ''[Wanders off]'' Where'd she go? ''[Dumb noises, waves hand in front of camera]'' Gonna be a cut moment there.

===14:57: Excelina and Bumba-Lumba===

'''Chris:''' ''[Didn't actually do a cut]'' And now here she is ''[introduces female robot fap toy]'' with autobot Arcee crown-from Micheal Bay movie 1''[?]'' which was unfortunately put on the cutting room floor...pretty sad. It's a pretty motorcycle pretty motorcycle...anyway, eh, lookit that! ''[Repositions cars, uses dumb voice again]'' we're moving right along, side by side ''[vroom vroom vroom noises, points at both cars]'' These two are sweethearts in CWCVille THE CITY OF CWCVILLE VIRGINIA~ deh deh, deh deh deh~ ''[mumbling, removes female car]'' then theres the third member of the CWCVille -utobot team is Bumba-Lumba green and hot flames he's not lost he's holding a bunch of PIZZA BAGELS PIZZA BAGELS PIZZA BAGELS and obviously another one from the animated series...so there's Son-Chu with the anime Bumblebee...I like leaving the rockets on there ''[bunch of autistic gibberish follows]'' rockets and bupbupbup and then bumblebee is gone. ''[Murmuring]'' Where's my drawing? Oh here it is.

===16:25: Armoraxe===

'''Chris:''' ''[Brings in last autistic bot]'' And uh last on the -tobot team we have Armoraxe duh uh the rocker uh the rocker of the pizzabots ''[gibberish]'' lookit the lightening bolts got on there ''[gibberish]'' and everything! ''[Removes picture]'' and inspiring that...that wsa animated Soundwave ''[mumbles]'' animated Soundwave.

===16:50: Crackder===
''[gets a butch lesbo voice]'' HOW ANIMATED AM I?

If you note the Decepticon symbol pretend it's an autobot symbol he's on the same team. ''[Goes off screen again]''

Annnnd on the-on the bad team side ''[Mumbles something about Count Grodoun and Slaweel Ryam]'' th'ey made the-transpired-transpire with the Decepticons they got a few Schematics and they made their own cept the clones are piloted by the Jerkops-robot cops whatever what have you. And first up we have Crackeder ''[Shows stupid picture]'' first of these clones of the PVCC. Lookit that lookit that jet. Jet ''[something]'' So with that inspiring that was transformers Cybertron ThunderCracker. SO he's got a look for scale if this cockpit could open a titan master could fit in ther. ''[Picks up jet]'' WHOOSH~! ''[Off screen]'' And uh, second of ducepticon on duh bad team there was ''[shows picture]'' Punislav with a really big fist he could thrown punches ''[makes sexual sounds]'' and was a jerkop car cause you can't trust da police...the police you can't trust them but they are jerkops.

===18:45: Punislav and SAV===
Well anyway ''[offscreen again, talking to self]'' That was movie one Barricade unfortun- fortunately these all ''[laugh talks]'' survived the house fire. But yeah Barricade was on the show but anyway.

''[voice goes deep]'' Pull over.

''[Goes autistic]'' NO~! ''[Makes Son-Chu pull around in front off, rams into police car]'' Bastard cop. ''[Continues to ram police car over and over again. High pitches voice hard to make out but he rams the cop car off the table; murdering him.]'' Take that, Jerkop. ''[Laughs]'' Sweet Victory~! Get retribution and all that. And then the last of the decepticons ''[something about drawing]'' something else, we have the S.A.V. ''[shows picture]'' also known as the Scoundrel Ass Vessel, the ass with one s cause it's a scoundrel as a vessel and there he is the big SUV; SAV, SUV, that's a pun there, that was the pun. ''[Talks to self off screen again]'' Anyway inspiring that one that was transformers ''[gibberish]'' anyway, inspiring that that was transformers animated Swindle with the big gun so that the Jerkhiefs, the leader of jerkops would pilot the SAV and they like Megatron ''[something something]'' Jerkop's got the big gun. Vroomvroomvroom.

===20:24: More comparisons===
{{transcript}}

==References==
<references/>

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Son-Chu Review

2017-04-13T02:08:56Z

Promethean: /* 11:26: Pipes */ corrections

'''Son-Chu Review''' is a video released by Chris on 2 April 2017. It is a showcase of [[Son-Chu]] and other [[Chris and art|disfigured]] [[Amiibo|toys]]. The purpose was to promote his latest [[business]] venture of selling [[stamps]] - the Son-Chu figure was announced as a prize in a raffle, which people could enter by purchasing one of Bob's stamps or Chris's [[DStecks|$1,000]] album on eBay. It failed to increase Chris's sales. A full five days after the video was released, he got $0.

This video is the longest that Chris has ever done, clocking in at just over 48 minutes. It seems that while Chris has disabled ratings on the video, he didn't disable comments.

Notable mentions include scenes at 16:50 (Chris talks in a Butch lesbian voice) and 18:45 (he gets a little too...excited attacking a cop car).

In the parts where Chris speaks, it is worth noting that he appears to be straining his voice in such a way that it is has a higher pitch than normal. This is clearly deliberate, and he may be doing this to make himself seem more feminine. When depicting the voice of a male character in the video, such as Sonichu, Chris reverts back to his regular voice instead of deepening it. This solidifies the idea that Chris is making a conscious effort to change the pitch of his regular voice, as he portrays male characters with his old, "manly" voice.

This shift in pitch to Chris's voice causes his [[Speech impediment|already warped vocals]] to sound worse, and thus harder to understand. [[Arthur Spatchcock]] volunteered to transcribe.

==Video==
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| name = Son-Chu Review
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=SYM4lTW_jOI}}
| stardate = 2 April 2017
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Cwcville Shopping|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Selling Out|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[A little Fluttershy singing (imitation)]]
| next = [[Sonic Totem and More]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox|Something New from the Sonichu and Rosechu world finally able to be made, (Autobot) Son-Chu (formerly a Ford Escort station wagon, now a 2010 Ford Focus car). Fully Painted, customized and all that, and Personally/Officially Dubbed the Official Son-Chu Figure on March 17, 2017. Sanju!!!

**Son-Chu Bio on package card: "The city of Cwcville, VA; defended greatly, between the team of Sonichus and Rosechus, the creator, Chrstine W. Chandler, and a group of five brave Autobots, led by Son-Chu; locally known as the Samurai Pizza Bots, as they work delivering pizzas (and Son-Chu driving Miss Chandler around) while in hiding until when needed. Not only the Decepticons, but transforming robots created by the team of Count Graduon as well, attack the city to try to take it over and break up all loving relationships worldwide. When the offensives are too big for the Sonichus and Rosechus to handle, Son-Chu and his group are there to blast the villains off!"

**Read and Listen to video for the details of the Son-Chu Figure Giveaway (deadline April 30, 2017).

-[[Stamps|Buy the Stamp Covers, and the highly-sentimental book of mine, on my ebay shop, here...]]
<ref>http://www.ebay.com/sch/pristinechristine1982/m.html?isRefine=true&item=282382503232&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2562&_mwBanner=1</ref>

-CWC Skylander Figure and Card Review Video...
<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-SsI0EbdJI</ref>

-emgo316's Channel...
<ref>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVEDzEYSNi5FwEKmLY6LT0Q</ref>

SHAREfactory™<ref>https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-us/tid=CUSA00572_00</ref>}}

==Transcript==
''[Opens with stock footage showing blenders and two starbursts saying "SPECIAL OFFER!!" on a blue background. Cut to one starburst on the same background saying, "[[BILLY MAYS|BUT WAIT THERE'S '''MORE!''']]"]''

===A word from our sponsor===

''[Stamp album open on table, Skylander T-shirt being used as a backdrop.]''

'''Chris:''' ''[in a weird high pitched voice]'' This video is brought ta you by the stamps Christines Chandlers Ebay Shop of Mr. C's clam-stamp collection of her late father you are eligible to buy among which any purchase up to the date of April 31st win themselves an automatic entry to win the toy featured in this video.
There will be two available: one for random drawing, and one for the automatic winner that buys the stahmp album in said shop ''[gasp]'' that come with all the prizes that I stated in that-I that description. Not only do they get this toy but they also get ''[reaches behind self]'' they also get the Skylander self, Skylander figure and the self Skylander card that is completely functional on Skylanders Imaginators for the leading console playing Nintendo Switch. ''[Removes figure and card]'' And now, on with our show.

===1:29: Enter Son-Chu, Sonichu and Rosechu===
''[Scene change. Son-Chu on display. Sonichu enters from left.]''

'''Chris as Sonichu:''' Hmm, wow...my autobot friend got promoted.

''[Rosechu enters from right.]''

'''Sonichu:''' Whaddya think of that, Rosie?

'''Rosechu:''' I think he looks neat.

'''Sonichu:''' Ah tell you one thing: I knew when he was [[Carlos Chantor|an escort]]... and now he has a lot more to 'Focus' on.

'''Rosechu:''' Ford.

''[Chris laughs as Rosechu and Sonichu.]''

'''Sonichu:''' Automobile joke autobots rollout.

''[Both Sonichu and Rosechu 'zip' off screen.]''

===1:55: not-title card===
''Chris does another breakaway and comes back with a hand drawn sign saying:''

:Иot
:The Freakin Geek Reviews
:homage parody of Emgo316's title card; apologies offered. Emgo makes Awesome skits ''[backwards k]'' and great reviews.

''Chris is providing his own background music.''

'''Chris:''' ''[sings]'' Bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bum bum ba bum bum, ''na naaaa!''

===2:20: Packaging and history===
''After a shitter transition, Chris once again has his Skylanders shirt as a backdrop. His 'Son-chu' Transformer backdrop is leaning against it and his custom car is front and center.

Chris is speaking in a high pitched hard to hear girly/goofball voice.''

'''Chris:''' Hey Youtube fans whassup it's Christine Chandler comin' ta you live from home once again, not Emgo316, and today we'll be reviewing the latest ander finally made into a toy figure 3D world, from the comic book world, Autobot Som-Chu!

So here we are and dere he is and first and foremost we'll take a quick look ''[brings backdrop forward]'' at thuh packaging see right here on the front, ''[mumbles, loses control of camera before picking it up]'' as you can see, right here on the front you can see piece of artwork and the artwork is my work on the plate SONICHU~! because he is from the city of CWCville Virginia and on the front is autobot SON-CHU~! and SON-CHI~! ''[unintelligable autism]'' Titans; and on the side of the package, you have that same piece of artwork; on the bottom WORDS~! Lotsa lotsa words and on thuh back of the package you have your obligatory product shots, you got this and that this and that; WARNING~! Not-- DON'T DO THIS DON'T DO THAT don't feed the [[Christopher's name change|bear]]! The vehicle mode ''[unintelligible]'' Headmaster, he's a robot, and ''[unintelligible]'' having a big gun and a shield~ And look at this he becomes a soundstage for when you wanna do a concert and if you can read that ''[you can't; it's out of focus]'' he has a brief bio. Zip-de-doo, I'll copy and paste the bio out that in the description later; that's basically it FORE the packa-GING!

He also come with a ''[unintelligible]'' collector's card with that same piece of artwork ''[flips card]'' and tech specs for both Autob-, for both Son-Chu and Son-Chi if you care er about them. Hurray for card ''[Throws it across room.]''

Nyah, whatever. Oh it's like a pretty to look at. It has artwork. Talk a little bit bout SON-CHU~! I will make the joke that was the beginning more understandable if you get it. ''[Pulls out sonichu pic]'' So years ago at Transformers dot com I had designed my own Autobot, the place, so that was the first Son-Chu Autobot during the era of the Arhmada. Lookit that face, LOOKIT DAT FACE~! Eh look at how big he got built during the movie gap not as good as what we ended with four-a few years later ''[flips picture over] [mumble]'' dot com I like this face better its better looking face and he's from the Cybertron Era so between those, between those and my car that's how we end up ''[Brings out Sonichu Son-Chu]'' with Point O robot of Autobot Son-Chu!

And by the way that's pronounced like the Chinese word Sonju so when you shout SON-Chu! you're saying VICTORY~! Victory for CWCville~! And the Autobots, and the Samurai Pizza bots they were known quase in CWCville and he was originally a Ford Escort station wagon. Its roof, right there ''[point thumb to poorly drawn station wagon and then to Son-Chu]'' becomes the shield, and the hood of the car...becomes the gun. And then, a few years later, we got new robot mode because he b'came Ford Escort...n-no Ford Focus, Escort, Focus, Focus, Escort, it was an Escort and I had more to Focus on ''[fake laughs at own joke]''.

===5:54: Car mode, Headmaster and lion===

''[Bad cutaway]''

'''Chris:''' And now we've got a vehicle mode from -- officially from Hasbro that matches the Ford Focus fairly well...uh would say, you could call it a bold -- same mold, uh Rundown and Breakdown, but you know what, ''[higher pitch]'' I answer that request''[?]'', ''[more normal pitch]'' he's got a spoiler that's one big difference. Thats one big difference. ''[Shows cars ass]'' And all the custom paint and license plate Son-ch-Sonichu! ''[Flips it to the front end]'' Just like that license plate still...c'mon, back ''[[[stress sigh]]]'' Wauto-focus! Sony! You need to auto focus this camera ''[Flips car to bottom]'' and on the bottom you'll see later that he's got uh...Son-Chu license plate on the other side front side as well. Oh look, the windows in the tinted red, and we got uh, so obj-- obviously he was originally Breakaway, but he does come with a few pieces that we're gonna get into, he includes his Titan Master Mr. TiTONY~! AutoBot Son-Chi! With a paint-- custom painted face... painted his hands, his hands, lookhishands, nyoo nyoo. Camera. Fix the camera Sony, make it so it's not Mirroring~! And I painted his legs and of course ''[Has flipped the little robot into the head]'' Who has upside down face?

'''Dumb Robot:''' I do~! I do how you doin'? I'm upside down. I'm gettin' dizzy.

'''Chris:''' And actually has two Titan Masters, because he's got one for-- that goes behind his shield, get to that in a moment. Here is other Titan Master, little tiny, we call him Mark 1, and you'll get to see why in just a moment. As usual it's something that has got the wibbly-wobbly head; their arms can either got partway or up and down, and these legs ''[makes Mark 1 dance]'' doo-de-doo-de-doo-de-doo, woop woop woop, and upside down face and right there we can see what he's called Mark 1? Rewind a bit you'll get the joke. So that's-You get two Titan masters with that and acourse you incorporate the main one, little Son-Chi into the car itself ''[Knocks over the Mark 1 bot]''

'''Son-Chi:''' I knocked him over sorry about that. I'm SORRY! We'll get you back up shortly. [Is then molested by Chris to 'sit']

'''Chris:''' And you bend his legs, you put him in the drivers seat, and of course that's the only way ''[points to raised windows]'' I can the thing to come up is ta pop the arms apart.

And then we move onto the next part that's included: ''[Annoying voice]'' DIS LITTLE LION DIS LITTLE BLUE LION actually comes wif a one of those titan masters ACESSORIES~! That Transform into other things, got all that blue paint all over him, he still has some silver, he's got black, yellow, leftover behind...so anyway you incorporate the titan, the Mark 1 ''[molests robot]'' come on Titan Master, put him in de back of his head ''[Inserts poor robot into lions head]'' get the lion there get the picture once more ''[Goes to retrieve Son-Chu picture]'' Lookit the original Son-Chu's drawing. He has a shield. Because when he transforms from vehicle to car roof here ''[Points to station wagon roof]'' its pops of...becomes the shield. I wanted to keep the shield so, Hashbro, thank you for the shield...just had to give it a little recolor. And before we change into the shield for comparison ''[introduces duplicate of lion]'' here he is with Sawback, the original Titan Master vehicle, lookit all that yellow and blue, yellow blue...

''[Autism ensues as he makes them growl at one another. Have a growling match and Sawback runs off, yipping like a dog despite being a lion...then laughs at how funny he is]''

Alright so what you want to do ''[gets to molesting the lion robot]'' is you wanna take these parts and move em forward ''[transforming]'' pull his legs forward, tilt head back ''[Transforming]'' I'm not gonna do-THis is the weapon mode but I'm not doing the vehicle mode. ''[Transformed]'' Anyway that's how you get the shield that's THE SHIELD~! If I had a perfect way, like it was my sister, I'd put him on top of the roof, he could ride along up there, but for the most, put the lion up there ''[Puts next to car]'' Duh duh, duh duh duh~...it can run along, aside...her. ''[pantomines running by slapping the lion against the table a few times]'' Badup badup badup badup, blup blup blup blup. Or fun one I figgered out ''[stands lion on top of car]'' thank you spoilers lookit that. ''[Makes more car noises as he pushes car back and forth]'' Obviously he can't stay up there ''[Flips car, throws lion off]'' Sorry bout that.

''[Picks up lion, outs face in camera lens.]''

===11:26: Pipes===
'''Lion:''' Hey 3D! ''[Growls]''

'''Chris:''' Is this thing 3D compatible? With my mouth closeup to the camera it looks like he's popping out of the monitor.

'''Lion:''' ''[Autistic growling]'' I got a mission.

'''Chris:''' You can go back. So moving right along, he's got a couple other -- he's got a few other accessories. Like, he includes these two pairs of pipes that came off one of the other parts that had to be required to put this thing together, 'cause it took most -- it took more than one figure to put it the way I wanted it together so anyway you incorporate these to make it look cooler by putting them -- on the side -- aaaand now it looks less like a Ford Focus cause you've got the pipes on the side.
''[Rolls car back and forth, mumbles.]''

===12:05: Guns===

'''Chris:''' ''[Is making gibberish noises that I cannot make out.]'' And we give him this pair of guns not from ''[mumble]'' Breakaway but they are easy to put on in the vehicle mode just put em on there~ and you could em on the other way but then he won't roll so easily so yeah you gotta put em like that and I wanna take these-I wanna remove these for we have plenty more compar-vehicle comparisions to go with ''[mutters]''.

So~ moving right along for brief introductions of the other characters ''[brings in a pic of Prower]'' of which were inspired by actual past autobot figures brigidine autobot Prowler of which was transfor-was inspired by transformers animated Prowl with the side car ''[goes high pitched]'' AND THATS A NICE THING I WANNA BRING UP if you want-wana put the titan masters in the show are supposed to be like match the size accurate to human for the ''[mumble]'' sidecar that's perfect but you try putting a titan master on a motorcycle ''[stupid voice]'' he's not gonna reach the pedals so easily lookit that ''[TM falls off seat and slides into sidecar]'' yer not gonna reach the pedals so easily if if I had a deluxe class titan master motorcycle lookit that lookit that ''[holding the titan master in the bikes seat; stupid voice again]'' HIS LEGS CAN't GO DOWN OR ELSE HE'd HAVE TO BE LIKE THAT ''[forces it face down into seat]'' LOOK HOW FAR AWAY THE HANDLEBARS ARE. IT'S-IT DON'T WORK. IT DON'T WORK. POOR MOTORCYCLE DELUXE CLASS. ''[Mumbles figgers; starts fake crying off scene]''

Anyway ''[mumbling to self again]'' Next up from the Comic book world female autobot Excelina who is obviously definitely motorcycle ''[Mumble]'' with the hologram and made to look like a woman and all these autobots they worked over at pizzeria they were known by the town as the Samurai Pizza Bots the autobot team of CWCVille Virginia ''[Wanders off]'' Where'd she go? ''[Dumb noises, waves hand in front of camera]'' Gonna be a cut moment there.

===14:57: Excelina and Bumba-Lumba===

'''Chris:''' ''[Didn't actually do a cut]'' And now here she is ''[introduces female robot fap toy]'' with autobot Arcee crown-from Micheal Bay movie 1''[?]'' which was unfortunately put on the cutting room floor...pretty sad. It's a pretty motorcycle pretty motorcycle...anyway, eh, lookit that! ''[Repositions cars, uses dumb voice again]'' we're moving right along, side by side ''[vroom vroom vroom noises, points at both cars]'' These two are sweethearts in CWCVille THE CITY OF CWCVILLE VIRGINIA~ deh deh, deh deh deh~ ''[mumbling, removes female car]'' then theres the third member of the CWCVille -utobot team is Bumba-Lumba green and hot flames he's not lost he's holding a bunch of PIZZA BAGELS PIZZA BAGELS PIZZA BAGELS and obviously another one from the animated series...so there's Son-Chu with the anime Bumblebee...I like leaving the rockets on there ''[bunch of autistic gibberish follows]'' rockets and bupbupbup and then bumblebee is gone. ''[Murmuring]'' Where's my drawing? Oh here it is.

===16:25: Armoraxe===

'''Chris:''' ''[Brings in last autistic bot]'' And uh last on the -tobot team we have Armoraxe duh uh the rocker uh the rocker of the pizzabots ''[gibberish]'' lookit the lightening bolts got on there ''[gibberish]'' and everything! ''[Removes picture]'' and inspiring that...that wsa animated Soundwave ''[mumbles]'' animated Soundwave.

===16:50: Crackder===
''[gets a butch lesbo voice]'' HOW ANIMATED AM I?

If you note the Decepticon symbol pretend it's an autobot symbol he's on the same team. ''[Goes off screen again]''

Annnnd on the-on the bad team side ''[Mumbles something about Count Grodoun and Slaweel Ryam]'' th'ey made the-transpired-transpire with the Decepticons they got a few Schematics and they made their own cept the clones are piloted by the Jerkops-robot cops whatever what have you. And first up we have Crackeder ''[Shows stupid picture]'' first of these clones of the PVCC. Lookit that lookit that jet. Jet ''[something]'' So with that inspiring that was transformers Cybertron ThunderCracker. SO he's got a look for scale if this cockpit could open a titan master could fit in ther. ''[Picks up jet]'' WHOOSH~! ''[Off screen]'' And uh, second of ducepticon on duh bad team there was ''[shows picture]'' Punislav with a really big fist he could thrown punches ''[makes sexual sounds]'' and was a jerkop car cause you can't trust da police...the police you can't trust them but they are jerkops.

===18:45: Punislav and SAV===
Well anyway ''[offscreen again, talking to self]'' That was movie one Barricade unfortun- fortunately these all ''[laugh talks]'' survived the house fire. But yeah Barricade was on the show but anyway.

''[voice goes deep]'' Pull over.

''[Goes autistic]'' NO~! ''[Makes Son-Chu pull around in front off, rams into police car]'' Bastard cop. ''[Continues to ram police car over and over again. High pitches voice hard to make out but he rams the cop car off the table; murdering him.]'' Take that, Jerkop. ''[Laughs]'' Sweet Victory~! Get retribution and all that. And then the last of the decepticons ''[something about drawing]'' something else, we have the S.A.V. ''[shows picture]'' also known as the Scoundrel Ass Vessel, the ass with one s cause it's a scoundrel as a vessel and there he is the big SUV; SAV, SUV, that's a pun there, that was the pun. ''[Talks to self off screen again]'' Anyway inspiring that one that was transformers ''[gibberish]'' anyway, inspiring that that was transformers animated Swindle with the big gun so that the Jerkhiefs, the leader of jerkops would pilot the SAV and they like Megatron ''[something something]'' Jerkop's got the big gun. Vroomvroomvroom.

===20:24: More comparisons===
{{transcript}}

==References==
<references/>

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Son-Chu Review

2017-04-13T02:07:27Z

Promethean: /* 5:54: Car mode, Headmaster and lion */ Correct and complete transcript

'''Son-Chu Review''' is a video released by Chris on 2 April 2017. It is a showcase of [[Son-Chu]] and other [[Chris and art|disfigured]] [[Amiibo|toys]]. The purpose was to promote his latest [[business]] venture of selling [[stamps]] - the Son-Chu figure was announced as a prize in a raffle, which people could enter by purchasing one of Bob's stamps or Chris's [[DStecks|$1,000]] album on eBay. It failed to increase Chris's sales. A full five days after the video was released, he got $0.

This video is the longest that Chris has ever done, clocking in at just over 48 minutes. It seems that while Chris has disabled ratings on the video, he didn't disable comments.

Notable mentions include scenes at 16:50 (Chris talks in a Butch lesbian voice) and 18:45 (he gets a little too...excited attacking a cop car).

In the parts where Chris speaks, it is worth noting that he appears to be straining his voice in such a way that it is has a higher pitch than normal. This is clearly deliberate, and he may be doing this to make himself seem more feminine. When depicting the voice of a male character in the video, such as Sonichu, Chris reverts back to his regular voice instead of deepening it. This solidifies the idea that Chris is making a conscious effort to change the pitch of his regular voice, as he portrays male characters with his old, "manly" voice.

This shift in pitch to Chris's voice causes his [[Speech impediment|already warped vocals]] to sound worse, and thus harder to understand. [[Arthur Spatchcock]] volunteered to transcribe.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Son-Chu Review
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=SYM4lTW_jOI}}
| stardate = 2 April 2017
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Cwcville Shopping|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Selling Out|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[A little Fluttershy singing (imitation)]]
| next = [[Sonic Totem and More]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox|Something New from the Sonichu and Rosechu world finally able to be made, (Autobot) Son-Chu (formerly a Ford Escort station wagon, now a 2010 Ford Focus car). Fully Painted, customized and all that, and Personally/Officially Dubbed the Official Son-Chu Figure on March 17, 2017. Sanju!!!

**Son-Chu Bio on package card: "The city of Cwcville, VA; defended greatly, between the team of Sonichus and Rosechus, the creator, Chrstine W. Chandler, and a group of five brave Autobots, led by Son-Chu; locally known as the Samurai Pizza Bots, as they work delivering pizzas (and Son-Chu driving Miss Chandler around) while in hiding until when needed. Not only the Decepticons, but transforming robots created by the team of Count Graduon as well, attack the city to try to take it over and break up all loving relationships worldwide. When the offensives are too big for the Sonichus and Rosechus to handle, Son-Chu and his group are there to blast the villains off!"

**Read and Listen to video for the details of the Son-Chu Figure Giveaway (deadline April 30, 2017).

-[[Stamps|Buy the Stamp Covers, and the highly-sentimental book of mine, on my ebay shop, here...]]
<ref>http://www.ebay.com/sch/pristinechristine1982/m.html?isRefine=true&item=282382503232&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2562&_mwBanner=1</ref>

-CWC Skylander Figure and Card Review Video...
<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-SsI0EbdJI</ref>

-emgo316's Channel...
<ref>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVEDzEYSNi5FwEKmLY6LT0Q</ref>

SHAREfactory™<ref>https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-us/tid=CUSA00572_00</ref>}}

==Transcript==
''[Opens with stock footage showing blenders and two starbursts saying "SPECIAL OFFER!!" on a blue background. Cut to one starburst on the same background saying, "[[BILLY MAYS|BUT WAIT THERE'S '''MORE!''']]"]''

===A word from our sponsor===

''[Stamp album open on table, Skylander T-shirt being used as a backdrop.]''

'''Chris:''' ''[in a weird high pitched voice]'' This video is brought ta you by the stamps Christines Chandlers Ebay Shop of Mr. C's clam-stamp collection of her late father you are eligible to buy among which any purchase up to the date of April 31st win themselves an automatic entry to win the toy featured in this video.
There will be two available: one for random drawing, and one for the automatic winner that buys the stahmp album in said shop ''[gasp]'' that come with all the prizes that I stated in that-I that description. Not only do they get this toy but they also get ''[reaches behind self]'' they also get the Skylander self, Skylander figure and the self Skylander card that is completely functional on Skylanders Imaginators for the leading console playing Nintendo Switch. ''[Removes figure and card]'' And now, on with our show.

===1:29: Enter Son-Chu, Sonichu and Rosechu===
''[Scene change. Son-Chu on display. Sonichu enters from left.]''

'''Chris as Sonichu:''' Hmm, wow...my autobot friend got promoted.

''[Rosechu enters from right.]''

'''Sonichu:''' Whaddya think of that, Rosie?

'''Rosechu:''' I think he looks neat.

'''Sonichu:''' Ah tell you one thing: I knew when he was [[Carlos Chantor|an escort]]... and now he has a lot more to 'Focus' on.

'''Rosechu:''' Ford.

''[Chris laughs as Rosechu and Sonichu.]''

'''Sonichu:''' Automobile joke autobots rollout.

''[Both Sonichu and Rosechu 'zip' off screen.]''

===1:55: not-title card===
''Chris does another breakaway and comes back with a hand drawn sign saying:''

:Иot
:The Freakin Geek Reviews
:homage parody of Emgo316's title card; apologies offered. Emgo makes Awesome skits ''[backwards k]'' and great reviews.

''Chris is providing his own background music.''

'''Chris:''' ''[sings]'' Bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bum bum ba bum bum, ''na naaaa!''

===2:20: Packaging and history===
''After a shitter transition, Chris once again has his Skylanders shirt as a backdrop. His 'Son-chu' Transformer backdrop is leaning against it and his custom car is front and center.

Chris is speaking in a high pitched hard to hear girly/goofball voice.''

'''Chris:''' Hey Youtube fans whassup it's Christine Chandler comin' ta you live from home once again, not Emgo316, and today we'll be reviewing the latest ander finally made into a toy figure 3D world, from the comic book world, Autobot Som-Chu!

So here we are and dere he is and first and foremost we'll take a quick look ''[brings backdrop forward]'' at thuh packaging see right here on the front, ''[mumbles, loses control of camera before picking it up]'' as you can see, right here on the front you can see piece of artwork and the artwork is my work on the plate SONICHU~! because he is from the city of CWCville Virginia and on the front is autobot SON-CHU~! and SON-CHI~! ''[unintelligable autism]'' Titans; and on the side of the package, you have that same piece of artwork; on the bottom WORDS~! Lotsa lotsa words and on thuh back of the package you have your obligatory product shots, you got this and that this and that; WARNING~! Not-- DON'T DO THIS DON'T DO THAT don't feed the [[Christopher's name change|bear]]! The vehicle mode ''[unintelligible]'' Headmaster, he's a robot, and ''[unintelligible]'' having a big gun and a shield~ And look at this he becomes a soundstage for when you wanna do a concert and if you can read that ''[you can't; it's out of focus]'' he has a brief bio. Zip-de-doo, I'll copy and paste the bio out that in the description later; that's basically it FORE the packa-GING!

He also come with a ''[unintelligible]'' collector's card with that same piece of artwork ''[flips card]'' and tech specs for both Autob-, for both Son-Chu and Son-Chi if you care er about them. Hurray for card ''[Throws it across room.]''

Nyah, whatever. Oh it's like a pretty to look at. It has artwork. Talk a little bit bout SON-CHU~! I will make the joke that was the beginning more understandable if you get it. ''[Pulls out sonichu pic]'' So years ago at Transformers dot com I had designed my own Autobot, the place, so that was the first Son-Chu Autobot during the era of the Arhmada. Lookit that face, LOOKIT DAT FACE~! Eh look at how big he got built during the movie gap not as good as what we ended with four-a few years later ''[flips picture over] [mumble]'' dot com I like this face better its better looking face and he's from the Cybertron Era so between those, between those and my car that's how we end up ''[Brings out Sonichu Son-Chu]'' with Point O robot of Autobot Son-Chu!

And by the way that's pronounced like the Chinese word Sonju so when you shout SON-Chu! you're saying VICTORY~! Victory for CWCville~! And the Autobots, and the Samurai Pizza bots they were known quase in CWCville and he was originally a Ford Escort station wagon. Its roof, right there ''[point thumb to poorly drawn station wagon and then to Son-Chu]'' becomes the shield, and the hood of the car...becomes the gun. And then, a few years later, we got new robot mode because he b'came Ford Escort...n-no Ford Focus, Escort, Focus, Focus, Escort, it was an Escort and I had more to Focus on ''[fake laughs at own joke]''.

===5:54: Car mode, Headmaster and lion===

''[Bad cutaway]''

'''Chris:''' And now we've got a vehicle mode from -- officially from Hasbro that matches the Ford Focus fairly well...uh would say, you could call it a bold -- same mold, uh Rundown and Breakdown, but you know what, ''[higher pitch]'' I answer that request''[?]'', ''[more normal pitch]'' he's got a spoiler that's one big difference. Thats one big difference. ''[Shows cars ass]'' And all the custom paint and license plate Son-ch-Sonichu! ''[Flips it to the front end]'' Just like that license plate still...c'mon, back ''[[[stress sigh]]]'' Wauto-focus! Sony! You need to auto focus this camera ''[Flips car to bottom]'' and on the bottom you'll see later that he's got uh...Son-Chu license plate on the other side front side as well. Oh look, the windows in the tinted red, and we got uh, so obj-- obviously he was originally Breakaway, but he does come with a few pieces that we're gonna get into, he includes his Titan Master Mr. TiTONY~! AutoBot Son-Chi! With a paint-- custom painted face... painted his hands, his hands, lookhishands, nyoo nyoo. Camera. Fix the camera Sony, make it so it's not Mirroring~! And I painted his legs and of course ''[Has flipped the little robot into the head]'' Who has upside down face?

'''Dumb Robot:''' I do~! I do how you doin'? I'm upside down. I'm gettin' dizzy.

'''Chris:''' And actually has two Titan Masters, because he's got one for-- that goes behind his shield, get to that in a moment. Here is other Titan Master, little tiny, we call him Mark 1, and you'll get to see why in just a moment. As usual it's something that has got the wibbly-wobbly head; their arms can either got partway or up and down, and these legs ''[makes Mark 1 dance]'' doo-de-doo-de-doo-de-doo, woop woop woop, and upside down face and right there we can see what he's called Mark 1? Rewind a bit you'll get the joke. So that's-You get two Titan masters with that and acourse you incorporate the main one, little Son-Chi into the car itself ''[Knocks over the Mark 1 bot]''

'''Son-Chi:''' I knocked him over sorry about that. I'm SORRY! We'll get you back up shortly. [Is then molested by Chris to 'sit']

'''Chris:''' And you bend his legs, you put him in the drivers seat, and of course that's the only way ''[points to raised windows]'' I can the thing to come up is ta pop the arms apart.

And then we move onto the next part that's included: ''[Annoying voice]'' DIS LITTLE LION DIS LITTLE BLUE LION actually comes wif a one of those titan masters ACESSORIES~! That Transform into other things, got all that blue paint all over him, he still has some silver, he's got black, yellow, leftover behind...so anyway you incorporate the titan, the Mark 1 ''[molests robot]'' come on Titan Master, put him in de back of his head ''[Inserts poor robot into lions head]'' get the lion there get the picture once more ''[Goes to retrieve Son-Chu picture]'' Lookit the original Son-Chu's drawing. He has a shield. Because when he transforms from vehicle to car roof here ''[Points to station wagon roof]'' its pops of...becomes the shield. I wanted to keep the shield so, Hashbro, thank you for the shield...just had to give it a little recolor. And before we change into the shield for comparison ''[introduces duplicate of lion]'' here he is with Sawback, the original Titan Master vehicle, lookit all that yellow and blue, yellow blue...

''[Autism ensues as he makes them growl at one another. Have a growling match and Sawback runs off, yipping like a dog despite being a lion...then laughs at how funny he is]''

Alright so what you want to do ''[gets to molesting the lion robot]'' is you wanna take these parts and move em forward ''[transforming]'' pull his legs forward, tilt head back ''[Transforming]'' I'm not gonna do-THis is the weapon mode but I'm not doing the vehicle mode. ''[Transformed]'' Anyway that's how you get the shield that's THE SHIELD~! If I had a perfect way, like it was my sister, I'd put him on top of the roof, he could ride along up there, but for the most, put the lion up there ''[Puts next to car]'' Duh duh, duh duh duh~...it can run along, aside...her. ''[pantomines running by slapping the lion against the table a few times]'' Badup badup badup badup, blup blup blup blup. Or fun one I figgered out ''[stands lion on top of car]'' thank you spoilers lookit that. ''[Makes more car noises as he pushes car back and forth]'' Obviously he can't stay up there ''[Flips car, throws lion off]'' Sorry bout that.

''[Picks up lion, outs face in camera lens.]''

===11:26: Pipes===
'''Lion:''' Hey 3D! ''[Growls]''

'''Chris:''' Is this thing 3D compatible? With my mouth closeup to the camera it looks like he's popping out of the monitor.

'''Lion:''' ''[Autistic growling]'' I got a mission.

'''Chris:''' You can go back. So moving right along ''[kill me]'' He's got a couple other-a few other accessories. He includes these two pairs of pipes that came off one of the other parts that had to be required to put this thing together it took most-more than one figure to put it the way I wanted it together so anyway you incorporate these to make it look cooler by putting them -on the side-...aaaand now it looks less like a Ford Focus cause you've got the pipes on the side.
''[Rolls car back and forth, mumbles.]''

===12:05: Guns===

'''Chris:''' ''[Is making gibberish noises that I cannot make out.]'' And we give him this pair of guns not from ''[mumble]'' Breakaway but they are easy to put on in the vehicle mode just put em on there~ and you could em on the other way but then he won't roll so easily so yeah you gotta put em like that and I wanna take these-I wanna remove these for we have plenty more compar-vehicle comparisions to go with ''[mutters]''.

So~ moving right along for brief introductions of the other characters ''[brings in a pic of Prower]'' of which were inspired by actual past autobot figures brigidine autobot Prowler of which was transfor-was inspired by transformers animated Prowl with the side car ''[goes high pitched]'' AND THATS A NICE THING I WANNA BRING UP if you want-wana put the titan masters in the show are supposed to be like match the size accurate to human for the ''[mumble]'' sidecar that's perfect but you try putting a titan master on a motorcycle ''[stupid voice]'' he's not gonna reach the pedals so easily lookit that ''[TM falls off seat and slides into sidecar]'' yer not gonna reach the pedals so easily if if I had a deluxe class titan master motorcycle lookit that lookit that ''[holding the titan master in the bikes seat; stupid voice again]'' HIS LEGS CAN't GO DOWN OR ELSE HE'd HAVE TO BE LIKE THAT ''[forces it face down into seat]'' LOOK HOW FAR AWAY THE HANDLEBARS ARE. IT'S-IT DON'T WORK. IT DON'T WORK. POOR MOTORCYCLE DELUXE CLASS. ''[Mumbles figgers; starts fake crying off scene]''

Anyway ''[mumbling to self again]'' Next up from the Comic book world female autobot Excelina who is obviously definitely motorcycle ''[Mumble]'' with the hologram and made to look like a woman and all these autobots they worked over at pizzeria they were known by the town as the Samurai Pizza Bots the autobot team of CWCVille Virginia ''[Wanders off]'' Where'd she go? ''[Dumb noises, waves hand in front of camera]'' Gonna be a cut moment there.

===14:57: Excelina and Bumba-Lumba===

'''Chris:''' ''[Didn't actually do a cut]'' And now here she is ''[introduces female robot fap toy]'' with autobot Arcee crown-from Micheal Bay movie 1''[?]'' which was unfortunately put on the cutting room floor...pretty sad. It's a pretty motorcycle pretty motorcycle...anyway, eh, lookit that! ''[Repositions cars, uses dumb voice again]'' we're moving right along, side by side ''[vroom vroom vroom noises, points at both cars]'' These two are sweethearts in CWCVille THE CITY OF CWCVILLE VIRGINIA~ deh deh, deh deh deh~ ''[mumbling, removes female car]'' then theres the third member of the CWCVille -utobot team is Bumba-Lumba green and hot flames he's not lost he's holding a bunch of PIZZA BAGELS PIZZA BAGELS PIZZA BAGELS and obviously another one from the animated series...so there's Son-Chu with the anime Bumblebee...I like leaving the rockets on there ''[bunch of autistic gibberish follows]'' rockets and bupbupbup and then bumblebee is gone. ''[Murmuring]'' Where's my drawing? Oh here it is.

===16:25: Armoraxe===

'''Chris:''' ''[Brings in last autistic bot]'' And uh last on the -tobot team we have Armoraxe duh uh the rocker uh the rocker of the pizzabots ''[gibberish]'' lookit the lightening bolts got on there ''[gibberish]'' and everything! ''[Removes picture]'' and inspiring that...that wsa animated Soundwave ''[mumbles]'' animated Soundwave.

===16:50: Crackder===
''[gets a butch lesbo voice]'' HOW ANIMATED AM I?

If you note the Decepticon symbol pretend it's an autobot symbol he's on the same team. ''[Goes off screen again]''

Annnnd on the-on the bad team side ''[Mumbles something about Count Grodoun and Slaweel Ryam]'' th'ey made the-transpired-transpire with the Decepticons they got a few Schematics and they made their own cept the clones are piloted by the Jerkops-robot cops whatever what have you. And first up we have Crackeder ''[Shows stupid picture]'' first of these clones of the PVCC. Lookit that lookit that jet. Jet ''[something]'' So with that inspiring that was transformers Cybertron ThunderCracker. SO he's got a look for scale if this cockpit could open a titan master could fit in ther. ''[Picks up jet]'' WHOOSH~! ''[Off screen]'' And uh, second of ducepticon on duh bad team there was ''[shows picture]'' Punislav with a really big fist he could thrown punches ''[makes sexual sounds]'' and was a jerkop car cause you can't trust da police...the police you can't trust them but they are jerkops.

===18:45: Punislav and SAV===
Well anyway ''[offscreen again, talking to self]'' That was movie one Barricade unfortun- fortunately these all ''[laugh talks]'' survived the house fire. But yeah Barricade was on the show but anyway.

''[voice goes deep]'' Pull over.

''[Goes autistic]'' NO~! ''[Makes Son-Chu pull around in front off, rams into police car]'' Bastard cop. ''[Continues to ram police car over and over again. High pitches voice hard to make out but he rams the cop car off the table; murdering him.]'' Take that, Jerkop. ''[Laughs]'' Sweet Victory~! Get retribution and all that. And then the last of the decepticons ''[something about drawing]'' something else, we have the S.A.V. ''[shows picture]'' also known as the Scoundrel Ass Vessel, the ass with one s cause it's a scoundrel as a vessel and there he is the big SUV; SAV, SUV, that's a pun there, that was the pun. ''[Talks to self off screen again]'' Anyway inspiring that one that was transformers ''[gibberish]'' anyway, inspiring that that was transformers animated Swindle with the big gun so that the Jerkhiefs, the leader of jerkops would pilot the SAV and they like Megatron ''[something something]'' Jerkop's got the big gun. Vroomvroomvroom.

===20:24: More comparisons===
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Son-Chu Review

2017-04-12T03:49:23Z

Promethean: /* 5:54: Car mode, Headmaster and lion */ Correct and complete transcript

'''Son-Chu Review''' is a video released by Chris on 2 April 2017. It is a showcase of [[Son-Chu]] and other [[Chris and art|disfigured]] [[Amiibo|toys]]. The purpose was to promote his latest [[business]] venture of selling [[stamps]] - the Son-Chu figure was announced as a prize in a raffle, which people could enter by purchasing one of Bob's stamps or Chris's [[DStecks|$1,000]] album on eBay. It failed to increase Chris's sales. A full five days after the video was released, he got $0.

This video is the longest that Chris has ever done, clocking in at just over 48 minutes. It seems that while Chris has disabled ratings on the video, he didn't disable comments.

Notable mentions include scenes at 16:50 (Chris talks in a Butch lesbian voice) and 18:45 (he gets a little too...excited attacking a cop car).

In the parts where Chris speaks, it is worth noting that he appears to be straining his voice in such a way that it is has a higher pitch than normal. This is clearly deliberate, and he may be doing this to make himself seem more feminine. When depicting the voice of a male character in the video, such as Sonichu, Chris reverts back to his regular voice instead of deepening it. This solidifies the idea that Chris is making a conscious effort to change the pitch of his regular voice, as he portrays male characters with his old, "manly" voice.

This shift in pitch to Chris's voice causes his [[Speech impediment|already warped vocals]] to sound worse, and thus harder to understand. [[Arthur Spatchcock]] volunteered to transcribe.

==Video==
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| stardate = 2 April 2017
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Cwcville Shopping|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Selling Out|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[A little Fluttershy singing (imitation)]]
| next = [[Sonic Totem and More]]
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'''Description'''
{{quotebox|Something New from the Sonichu and Rosechu world finally able to be made, (Autobot) Son-Chu (formerly a Ford Escort station wagon, now a 2010 Ford Focus car). Fully Painted, customized and all that, and Personally/Officially Dubbed the Official Son-Chu Figure on March 17, 2017. Sanju!!!

**Son-Chu Bio on package card: "The city of Cwcville, VA; defended greatly, between the team of Sonichus and Rosechus, the creator, Chrstine W. Chandler, and a group of five brave Autobots, led by Son-Chu; locally known as the Samurai Pizza Bots, as they work delivering pizzas (and Son-Chu driving Miss Chandler around) while in hiding until when needed. Not only the Decepticons, but transforming robots created by the team of Count Graduon as well, attack the city to try to take it over and break up all loving relationships worldwide. When the offensives are too big for the Sonichus and Rosechus to handle, Son-Chu and his group are there to blast the villains off!"

**Read and Listen to video for the details of the Son-Chu Figure Giveaway (deadline April 30, 2017).

-[[Stamps|Buy the Stamp Covers, and the highly-sentimental book of mine, on my ebay shop, here...]]
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-CWC Skylander Figure and Card Review Video...
<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-SsI0EbdJI</ref>

-emgo316's Channel...
<ref>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVEDzEYSNi5FwEKmLY6LT0Q</ref>

SHAREfactory™<ref>https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-us/tid=CUSA00572_00</ref>}}

==Transcript==
''[Opens with stock footage showing blenders and two starbursts saying "SPECIAL OFFER!!" on a blue background. Cut to one starburst on the same background saying, "[[BILLY MAYS|BUT WAIT THERE'S '''MORE!''']]"]''

===A word from our sponsor===

''[Stamp album open on table, Skylander T-shirt being used as a backdrop.]''

'''Chris:''' ''[in a weird high pitched voice]'' This video is brought ta you by the stamps Christines Chandlers Ebay Shop of Mr. C's clam-stamp collection of her late father you are eligible to buy among which any purchase up to the date of April 31st win themselves an automatic entry to win the toy featured in this video.
There will be two available: one for random drawing, and one for the automatic winner that buys the stahmp album in said shop ''[gasp]'' that come with all the prizes that I stated in that-I that description. Not only do they get this toy but they also get ''[reaches behind self]'' they also get the Skylander self, Skylander figure and the self Skylander card that is completely functional on Skylanders Imaginators for the leading console playing Nintendo Switch. ''[Removes figure and card]'' And now, on with our show.

===1:29: Enter Son-Chu, Sonichu and Rosechu===
''[Scene change. Son-Chu on display. Sonichu enters from left.]''

'''Chris as Sonichu:''' Hmm, wow...my autobot friend got promoted.

''[Rosechu enters from right.]''

'''Sonichu:''' Whaddya think of that, Rosie?

'''Rosechu:''' I think he looks neat.

'''Sonichu:''' Ah tell you one thing: I knew when he was [[Carlos Chantor|an escort]]... and now he has a lot more to 'Focus' on.

'''Rosechu:''' Ford.

''[Chris laughs as Rosechu and Sonichu.]''

'''Sonichu:''' Automobile joke autobots rollout.

''[Both Sonichu and Rosechu 'zip' off screen.]''

===1:55: not-title card===
''Chris does another breakaway and comes back with a hand drawn sign saying:''

:Иot
:The Freakin Geek Reviews
:homage parody of Emgo316's title card; apologies offered. Emgo makes Awesome skits ''[backwards k]'' and great reviews.

''Chris is providing his own background music.''

'''Chris:''' ''[sings]'' Bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bum bum ba bum bum, ''na naaaa!''

===2:20: Packaging and history===
''After a shitter transition, Chris once again has his Skylanders shirt as a backdrop. His 'Son-chu' Transformer backdrop is leaning against it and his custom car is front and center.

Chris is speaking in a high pitched hard to hear girly/goofball voice.''

'''Chris:''' Hey Youtube fans whassup it's Christine Chandler comin' ta you live from home once again, not Emgo316, and today we'll be reviewing the latest ander finally made into a toy figure 3D world, from the comic book world, Autobot Som-Chu!

So here we are and dere he is and first and foremost we'll take a quick look ''[brings backdrop forward]'' at thuh packaging see right here on the front, ''[mumbles, loses control of camera before picking it up]'' as you can see, right here on the front you can see piece of artwork and the artwork is my work on the plate SONICHU~! because he is from the city of CWCville Virginia and on the front is autobot SON-CHU~! and SON-CHI~! ''[unintelligable autism]'' Titans; and on the side of the package, you have that same piece of artwork; on the bottom WORDS~! Lotsa lotsa words and on thuh back of the package you have your obligatory product shots, you got this and that this and that; WARNING~! Not-- DON'T DO THIS DON'T DO THAT don't feed the [[Christopher's name change|bear]]! The vehicle mode ''[unintelligible]'' Headmaster, he's a robot, and ''[unintelligible]'' having a big gun and a shield~ And look at this he becomes a soundstage for when you wanna do a concert and if you can read that ''[you can't; it's out of focus]'' he has a brief bio. Zip-de-doo, I'll copy and paste the bio out that in the description later; that's basically it FORE the packa-GING!

He also come with a ''[unintelligible]'' collector's card with that same piece of artwork ''[flips card]'' and tech specs for both Autob-, for both Son-Chu and Son-Chi if you care er about them. Hurray for card ''[Throws it across room.]''

Nyah, whatever. Oh it's like a pretty to look at. It has artwork. Talk a little bit bout SON-CHU~! I will make the joke that was the beginning more understandable if you get it. ''[Pulls out sonichu pic]'' So years ago at Transformers dot com I had designed my own Autobot, the place, so that was the first Son-Chu Autobot during the era of the Arhmada. Lookit that face, LOOKIT DAT FACE~! Eh look at how big he got built during the movie gap not as good as what we ended with four-a few years later ''[flips picture over] [mumble]'' dot com I like this face better its better looking face and he's from the Cybertron Era so between those, between those and my car that's how we end up ''[Brings out Sonichu Son-Chu]'' with Point O robot of Autobot Son-Chu!

And by the way that's pronounced like the Chinese word Sonju so when you shout SON-Chu! you're saying VICTORY~! Victory for CWCville~! And the Autobots, and the Samurai Pizza bots they were known quase in CWCville and he was originally a Ford Escort station wagon. Its roof, right there ''[point thumb to poorly drawn station wagon and then to Son-Chu]'' becomes the shield, and the hood of the car...becomes the gun. And then, a few years later, we got new robot mode because he b'came Ford Escort...n-no Ford Focus, Escort, Focus, Focus, Escort, it was an Escort and I had more to Focus on ''[fake laughs at own joke]''.

===5:54: Car mode, Headmaster and lion===

''[Bad cutaway]''

'''Chris:''' And now we've got a vehicle mode from -- officially from Hasbro that matches the Ford Focus fairly well...uh would say, you could call it a bold -- same mold, uh Rundown and Breakdown, but you know what, ''[higher pitch]'' I answer that request''[?]'', ''[more normal pitch]'' he's got a spoiler that's one big difference. Thats one big difference. ''[Shows cars ass]'' And all the custom paint and license plate Son-ch-Sonichu! ''[Flips it to the front end]'' Just like that license plate still...c'mon, back ''[[[stress sigh]]]'' Wauto-focus! Sony! You need to auto focus this camera ''[Flips car to bottom]'' and on the bottom you'll see later that he's got uh...Son-Chu license plate on the other side front side as well. Oh look, the windows in the tinted red, and we got uh, so obj-- obviously he was originally Breakaway, but he does come with a few pieces that we're gonna get into, he includes his Titan Master Mr. TiTONY~! AutoBot Son-Chi! With a paint-- custom painted face... painted his hands, his hands, lookhishands, nyoo nyoo. Camera. Fix the camera Sony, make it so it's not Mirroring~! And I painted his legs and of course ''[Has flipped the little robot into the head]'' Who has upside down face?

'''Dumb Robot:''' I do~! I do how you doin'? I'm upside down. I'm gettin' dizzy.

'''Chris:''' And actually has two Titan Masters, because he's got one for-- that goes behind his shield, get to that in a moment. Here is other Titan Master, little tiny, we call him Mark 1, and you'll get to see why in just a moment as usual ''[gibberish]'' they have the wibbly-wobbly head thier arms can either got partway or up and down and legs ''[makes dumb little robot dance]'' and upside down face and right there we can see what he's called [Bart]1? Rewind a bit you'll get the joke. So that's-You get two Titan masters with that and acourse you incorporate the main one, little Son-Chi into the car itself ''[Knocks over the Mark 1 bot]''

'''Son-Chi:''' I knocked him over sorry about that. I'm SORRY! We'll get you back up shortly. [Is then molested by Chris to 'sit']

'''Chris:''' And you bend his legs you put him in the drivers seat and of course that's the only way ''[points to raised windows]'' I can the thing to come up is ta pop the arms open-part.

And then we move onto the next part that's included ''[Annoying voice]'' DIS LITTLE LION DIS LITTLE BLUE LION actually comes wif a one of those titan masters ACESSORIES~! That Transform into other things, got all that blue paint all over him, he still has some silver, he's got black yellow leftover behind...so anyway you incorporate the titan, the Mark 1 ''[molests robot]'' come on titan master put him in de back of his head ''[Inserts poor robot into lions head]'' get the lion there get the picture once more ''[Goes to retrieve Son-Chu picture]'' Lookit the original Son-Chu's drawing. He has a shield. Because when he transforms from vehicle to car roof here ''[Points to station wagon roof]'' its pops of...becomes the shield. I wanted to keep he shield so Hashbro thank you for the shield...just had to give it a little recolor. And before we change into the shield for comparison ''[introduces duplicate of toy]'' here he is with Sawback, the original TItan Master vehicle, lookit all that yellow and blue, yellow blue...

''[Autism ensues as he makes them growl at one another. Have a growling match and Sawback runs off, yipping like a dog despite being a lion...then laughs at how funny he is]''

Alright so what you want to do ''[gets to molesting the lion robot]'' is you wanna take these parts and move em forward ''[transforming]'' pull his legs forward, tilt head back ''[Transforming]'' I'm not gonna do-THis is the weapon mode but I'm not doing the vehicle mode. ''[Transformed]'' Anyway that's how you get the shield that's THE SHIELD~! If I have a perfect way, like it was my sister, I'd put him on top of the roof, he could ride along up there, but for the most''[?]'', put the lion up there ''[Puts next to car]'' Duh duh, duh duh duh~...it can run along, aside...her ''[pantomines running buy slapping the lion against the table a few times, makes car sounds, more 'running' sounds]'' Or fun one I figgered out ''[stands lion on top of car]'' thank you spoilers lookit that. ''[Makes more car noises as he pushes car back and forth]'' Obviously he can't stay up there ''[Flips car, throws lion off]'' Sorry bout that.

''[Picks up lion, outs face in camera lens.]''

===11:26: Pipes===
'''Lion:''' Hey 3D! ''[Growls]''

'''Chris:''' Is this thing 3D compatible? With my mouth closeup to the camera it looks like he's popping out of the monitor.

'''Lion:''' ''[Autistic growling]'' I got a mission.

'''Chris:''' You can go back. So moving right along ''[kill me]'' He's got a couple other-a few other accessories. He includes these two pairs of pipes that came off one of the other parts that had to be required to put this thing together it took most-more than one figure to put it the way I wanted it together so anyway you incorporate these to make it look cooler by putting them -on the side-...aaaand now it looks less like a Ford Focus cause you've got the pipes on the side.
''[Rolls car back and forth, mumbles.]''

===12:05: Guns===

'''Chris:''' ''[Is making gibberish noises that I cannot make out.]'' And we give him this pair of guns not from ''[mumble]'' Breakaway but they are easy to put on in the vehicle mode just put em on there~ and you could em on the other way but then he won't roll so easily so yeah you gotta put em like that and I wanna take these-I wanna remove these for we have plenty more compar-vehicle comparisions to go with ''[mutters]''.

So~ moving right along for brief introductions of the other characters ''[brings in a pic of Prower]'' of which were inspired by actual past autobot figures brigidine autobot Prowler of which was transfor-was inspired by transformers animated Prowl with the side car ''[goes high pitched]'' AND THATS A NICE THING I WANNA BRING UP if you want-wana put the titan masters in the show are supposed to be like match the size accurate to human for the ''[mumble]'' sidecar that's perfect but you try putting a titan master on a motorcycle ''[stupid voice]'' he's not gonna reach the pedals so easily lookit that ''[TM falls off seat and slides into sidecar]'' yer not gonna reach the pedals so easily if if I had a deluxe class titan master motorcycle lookit that lookit that ''[holding the titan master in the bikes seat; stupid voice again]'' HIS LEGS CAN't GO DOWN OR ELSE HE'd HAVE TO BE LIKE THAT ''[forces it face down into seat]'' LOOK HOW FAR AWAY THE HANDLEBARS ARE. IT'S-IT DON'T WORK. IT DON'T WORK. POOR MOTORCYCLE DELUXE CLASS. ''[Mumbles figgers; starts fake crying off scene]''

Anyway ''[mumbling to self again]'' Next up from the Comic book world female autobot Excelina who is obviously definitely motorcycle ''[Mumble]'' with the hologram and made to look like a woman and all these autobots they worked over at pizzeria they were known by the town as the Samurai Pizza Bots the autobot team of CWCVille Virginia ''[Wanders off]'' Where'd she go? ''[Dumb noises, waves hand in front of camera]'' Gonna be a cut moment there.

===14:57: Excelina and Bumba-Lumba===

'''Chris:''' ''[Didn't actually do a cut]'' And now here she is ''[introduces female robot fap toy]'' with autobot Arcee crown-from Micheal Bay movie 1''[?]'' which was unfortunately put on the cutting room floor...pretty sad. It's a pretty motorcycle pretty motorcycle...anyway, eh, lookit that! ''[Repositions cars, uses dumb voice again]'' we're moving right along, side by side ''[vroom vroom vroom noises, points at both cars]'' These two are sweethearts in CWCVille THE CITY OF CWCVILLE VIRGINIA~ deh deh, deh deh deh~ ''[mumbling, removes female car]'' then theres the third member of the CWCVille -utobot team is Bumba-Lumba green and hot flames he's not lost he's holding a bunch of PIZZA BAGELS PIZZA BAGELS PIZZA BAGELS and obviously another one from the animated series...so there's Son-Chu with the anime Bumblebee...I like leaving the rockets on there ''[bunch of autistic gibberish follows]'' rockets and bupbupbup and then bumblebee is gone. ''[Murmuring]'' Where's my drawing? Oh here it is.

===16:25: Armoraxe===

'''Chris:''' ''[Brings in last autistic bot]'' And uh last on the -tobot team we have Armoraxe duh uh the rocker uh the rocker of the pizzabots ''[gibberish]'' lookit the lightening bolts got on there ''[gibberish]'' and everything! ''[Removes picture]'' and inspiring that...that wsa animated Soundwave ''[mumbles]'' animated Soundwave.

===16:50: Crackder===
''[gets a butch lesbo voice]'' HOW ANIMATED AM I?

If you note the Decepticon symbol pretend it's an autobot symbol he's on the same team. ''[Goes off screen again]''

Annnnd on the-on the bad team side ''[Mumbles something about Count Grodoun and Slaweel Ryam]'' th'ey made the-transpired-transpire with the Decepticons they got a few Schematics and they made their own cept the clones are piloted by the Jerkops-robot cops whatever what have you. And first up we have Crackeder ''[Shows stupid picture]'' first of these clones of the PVCC. Lookit that lookit that jet. Jet ''[something]'' So with that inspiring that was transformers Cybertron ThunderCracker. SO he's got a look for scale if this cockpit could open a titan master could fit in ther. ''[Picks up jet]'' WHOOSH~! ''[Off screen]'' And uh, second of ducepticon on duh bad team there was ''[shows picture]'' Punislav with a really big fist he could thrown punches ''[makes sexual sounds]'' and was a jerkop car cause you can't trust da police...the police you can't trust them but they are jerkops.

===18:45: Punislav and SAV===
Well anyway ''[offscreen again, talking to self]'' That was movie one Barricade unfortun- fortunately these all ''[laugh talks]'' survived the house fire. But yeah Barricade was on the show but anyway.

''[voice goes deep]'' Pull over.

''[Goes autistic]'' NO~! ''[Makes Son-Chu pull around in front off, rams into police car]'' Bastard cop. ''[Continues to ram police car over and over again. High pitches voice hard to make out but he rams the cop car off the table; murdering him.]'' Take that, Jerkop. ''[Laughs]'' Sweet Victory~! Get retribution and all that. And then the last of the decepticons ''[something about drawing]'' something else, we have the S.A.V. ''[shows picture]'' also known as the Scoundrel Ass Vessel, the ass with one s cause it's a scoundrel as a vessel and there he is the big SUV; SAV, SUV, that's a pun there, that was the pun. ''[Talks to self off screen again]'' Anyway inspiring that one that was transformers ''[gibberish]'' anyway, inspiring that that was transformers animated Swindle with the big gun so that the Jerkhiefs, the leader of jerkops would pilot the SAV and they like Megatron ''[something something]'' Jerkop's got the big gun. Vroomvroomvroom.

===20:24: More comparisons===
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==References==
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Son-Chu Review

2017-04-12T03:33:35Z

Promethean: /* Transcript */ Correct and complete first few sections

'''Son-Chu Review''' is a video released by Chris on 2 April 2017. It is a showcase of [[Son-Chu]] and other [[Chris and art|disfigured]] [[Amiibo|toys]]. The purpose was to promote his latest [[business]] venture of selling [[stamps]] - the Son-Chu figure was announced as a prize in a raffle, which people could enter by purchasing one of Bob's stamps or Chris's [[DStecks|$1,000]] album on eBay. It failed to increase Chris's sales. A full five days after the video was released, he got $0.

This video is the longest that Chris has ever done, clocking in at just over 48 minutes. It seems that while Chris has disabled ratings on the video, he didn't disable comments.

Notable mentions include scenes at 16:50 (Chris talks in a Butch lesbian voice) and 18:45 (he gets a little too...excited attacking a cop car).

In the parts where Chris speaks, it is worth noting that he appears to be straining his voice in such a way that it is has a higher pitch than normal. This is clearly deliberate, and he may be doing this to make himself seem more feminine. When depicting the voice of a male character in the video, such as Sonichu, Chris reverts back to his regular voice instead of deepening it. This solidifies the idea that Chris is making a conscious effort to change the pitch of his regular voice, as he portrays male characters with his old, "manly" voice.

This shift in pitch to Chris's voice causes his [[Speech impediment|already warped vocals]] to sound worse, and thus harder to understand. [[Arthur Spatchcock]] volunteered to transcribe.

==Video==
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| stardate = 2 April 2017
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Cwcville Shopping|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Selling Out|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[A little Fluttershy singing (imitation)]]
| next = [[Sonic Totem and More]]
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'''Description'''
{{quotebox|Something New from the Sonichu and Rosechu world finally able to be made, (Autobot) Son-Chu (formerly a Ford Escort station wagon, now a 2010 Ford Focus car). Fully Painted, customized and all that, and Personally/Officially Dubbed the Official Son-Chu Figure on March 17, 2017. Sanju!!!

**Son-Chu Bio on package card: "The city of Cwcville, VA; defended greatly, between the team of Sonichus and Rosechus, the creator, Chrstine W. Chandler, and a group of five brave Autobots, led by Son-Chu; locally known as the Samurai Pizza Bots, as they work delivering pizzas (and Son-Chu driving Miss Chandler around) while in hiding until when needed. Not only the Decepticons, but transforming robots created by the team of Count Graduon as well, attack the city to try to take it over and break up all loving relationships worldwide. When the offensives are too big for the Sonichus and Rosechus to handle, Son-Chu and his group are there to blast the villains off!"

**Read and Listen to video for the details of the Son-Chu Figure Giveaway (deadline April 30, 2017).

-[[Stamps|Buy the Stamp Covers, and the highly-sentimental book of mine, on my ebay shop, here...]]
<ref>http://www.ebay.com/sch/pristinechristine1982/m.html?isRefine=true&item=282382503232&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2562&_mwBanner=1</ref>

-CWC Skylander Figure and Card Review Video...
<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-SsI0EbdJI</ref>

-emgo316's Channel...
<ref>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVEDzEYSNi5FwEKmLY6LT0Q</ref>

SHAREfactory™<ref>https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-us/tid=CUSA00572_00</ref>}}

==Transcript==
''[Opens with stock footage showing blenders and two starbursts saying "SPECIAL OFFER!!" on a blue background. Cut to one starburst on the same background saying, "[[BILLY MAYS|BUT WAIT THERE'S '''MORE!''']]"]''

===A word from our sponsor===

''[Stamp album open on table, Skylander T-shirt being used as a backdrop.]''

'''Chris:''' ''[in a weird high pitched voice]'' This video is brought ta you by the stamps Christines Chandlers Ebay Shop of Mr. C's clam-stamp collection of her late father you are eligible to buy among which any purchase up to the date of April 31st win themselves an automatic entry to win the toy featured in this video.
There will be two available: one for random drawing, and one for the automatic winner that buys the stahmp album in said shop ''[gasp]'' that come with all the prizes that I stated in that-I that description. Not only do they get this toy but they also get ''[reaches behind self]'' they also get the Skylander self, Skylander figure and the self Skylander card that is completely functional on Skylanders Imaginators for the leading console playing Nintendo Switch. ''[Removes figure and card]'' And now, on with our show.

===1:29: Enter Son-Chu, Sonichu and Rosechu===
''[Scene change. Son-Chu on display. Sonichu enters from left.]''

'''Chris as Sonichu:''' Hmm, wow...my autobot friend got promoted.

''[Rosechu enters from right.]''

'''Sonichu:''' Whaddya think of that, Rosie?

'''Rosechu:''' I think he looks neat.

'''Sonichu:''' Ah tell you one thing: I knew when he was [[Carlos Chantor|an escort]]... and now he has a lot more to 'Focus' on.

'''Rosechu:''' Ford.

''[Chris laughs as Rosechu and Sonichu.]''

'''Sonichu:''' Automobile joke autobots rollout.

''[Both Sonichu and Rosechu 'zip' off screen.]''

===1:55: not-title card===
''Chris does another breakaway and comes back with a hand drawn sign saying:''

:Иot
:The Freakin Geek Reviews
:homage parody of Emgo316's title card; apologies offered. Emgo makes Awesome skits ''[backwards k]'' and great reviews.

''Chris is providing his own background music.''

'''Chris:''' ''[sings]'' Bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bababump bump bum bum ba bum bum, ''na naaaa!''

===2:20: Packaging and history===
''After a shitter transition, Chris once again has his Skylanders shirt as a backdrop. His 'Son-chu' Transformer backdrop is leaning against it and his custom car is front and center.

Chris is speaking in a high pitched hard to hear girly/goofball voice.''

'''Chris:''' Hey Youtube fans whassup it's Christine Chandler comin' ta you live from home once again, not Emgo316, and today we'll be reviewing the latest ander finally made into a toy figure 3D world, from the comic book world, Autobot Som-Chu!

So here we are and dere he is and first and foremost we'll take a quick look ''[brings backdrop forward]'' at thuh packaging see right here on the front, ''[mumbles, loses control of camera before picking it up]'' as you can see, right here on the front you can see piece of artwork and the artwork is my work on the plate SONICHU~! because he is from the city of CWCville Virginia and on the front is autobot SON-CHU~! and SON-CHI~! ''[unintelligable autism]'' Titans; and on the side of the package, you have that same piece of artwork; on the bottom WORDS~! Lotsa lotsa words and on thuh back of the package you have your obligatory product shots, you got this and that this and that; WARNING~! Not-- DON'T DO THIS DON'T DO THAT don't feed the [[Christopher's name change|bear]]! The vehicle mode ''[unintelligible]'' Headmaster, he's a robot, and ''[unintelligible]'' having a big gun and a shield~ And look at this he becomes a soundstage for when you wanna do a concert and if you can read that ''[you can't; it's out of focus]'' he has a brief bio. Zip-de-doo, I'll copy and paste the bio out that in the description later; that's basically it FORE the packa-GING!

He also come with a ''[unintelligible]'' collector's card with that same piece of artwork ''[flips card]'' and tech specs for both Autob-, for both Son-Chu and Son-Chi if you care er about them. Hurray for card ''[Throws it across room.]''

Nyah, whatever. Oh it's like a pretty to look at. It has artwork. Talk a little bit bout SON-CHU~! I will make the joke that was the beginning more understandable if you get it. ''[Pulls out sonichu pic]'' So years ago at Transformers dot com I had designed my own Autobot, the place, so that was the first Son-Chu Autobot during the era of the Arhmada. Lookit that face, LOOKIT DAT FACE~! Eh look at how big he got built during the movie gap not as good as what we ended with four-a few years later ''[flips picture over] [mumble]'' dot com I like this face better its better looking face and he's from the Cybertron Era so between those, between those and my car that's how we end up ''[Brings out Sonichu Son-Chu]'' with Point O robot of Autobot Son-Chu!

And by the way that's pronounced like the Chinese word Sonju so when you shout SON-Chu! you're saying VICTORY~! Victory for CWCville~! And the Autobots, and the Samurai Pizza bots they were known quase in CWCville and he was originally a Ford Escort station wagon. Its roof, right there ''[point thumb to poorly drawn station wagon and then to Son-Chu]'' becomes the shield, and the hood of the car...becomes the gun. And then, a few years later, we got new robot mode because he b'came Ford Escort...n-no Ford Focus, Escort, Focus, Focus, Escort, it was an Escort and I had more to Focus on ''[fake laughs at own joke]''.

===5:54: Car mode, Headmaster and lion===

''[Bad cutaway]''

'''Chris:''' And now we've got a beautiful mood''[?]'' from helpishly''[?]'' from Hasbro duh matches the Ford Focus fairly well...uh would say bold''[?]'' same mold or uh Rundown or Breakdown but you know what ''[Unintelligable higher pitch]'' but he's got a spoiler that's one big difference. Thats one big difference. ''[Shows cars ass]'' And all the custom paint and license plate Son-ch-Sonichu! ''[Flips it to the front end]'' Just like that license plate still...c'mon, back ''[[[stress sigh]]]'' Wauto-focus! Sony! You need to auto focus this camera ''[Flips car to bottom]'' and on the bottom you'll see later that he's got uh...Son-Chu license plate on the other side front side as well. Oh look the windows in the tinted ''[More autistic mumbling]'' he was originally Breakaway but he does come with a few pieces were gonna get into he includes his titan master Mr. TiTONY~! AutoBot Son-Chi! With a custom painted face... painted his hands-lookhishands- ''[autism]'' Camera. Fix the camera Sony so it's not Mirroring~! And I painted his legs and of course ''[Has flipped the little robot into the head]'' Who has upside down face?

'''Dumb Robot:''' I do~! I do how you doin'? I'm upside down. I'm gettin' dizzy.

'''Chris:''' ''[Autistic mumbling]'' Two Titan Masters becuase he's got one for go behind his shield get to that in a moment. Here is other titan master little tiny we call him arc 1 you'll get to see why in just a moment as usual ''[gibberish]'' they have the wibbly-wobbly head thier arms can either got partway or up and down and legs ''[makes dumb little robot dance]'' and upside down face and right there we can see what he's called [Bart]1? Rewind a bit you'll get the joke. So that's-You get two Titan masters with that and acourse you incorporate the main one, little Son-Chi into the car itself ''[Knocks over the arc/bart1 bot]''

'''Son-Chi:''' I knocked him over sorry about that. I'm SORRY! We'll get you back up shortly. [Is then molested by Chris to 'sit']

'''Chris:''' And you bend his legs you put him in the drivers seat and of course that's the only way ''[points to raised windows]'' I can the thing to come up is ta pop the arms open-part.

And then we move onto the next part that's included ''[Annoying voice]'' DIS LITTLE LION DIS LITTLE BLUE LION actually comes wif a one of those titan masters ACESSORIES~! That Transform into other things, got all that blue paint all over him, he still has some silver, he's got black yellow leftover behind...so anyway you incorporate the titan, the Mark 1 ''[molests robot]'' come on titan master put him in de back of his head ''[Inserts poor robot into lions head]'' get the lion there get the picture once more ''[Goes to retrieve Son-Chu picture]'' Lookit the original Son-Chu's drawing. He has a shield. Because when he transforms from vehicle to car roof here ''[Points to station wagon roof]'' its pops of...becomes the shield. I wanted to keep he shield so Hashbro thank you for the shield...just had to give it a little recolor. And before we change into the shield for comparison ''[introduces duplicate of toy]'' here he is with Sawback, the original TItan Master vehicle, lookit all that yellow and blue, yellow blue...

''[Autism ensues as he makes them growl at one another. Have a growling match and Sawback runs off, yipping like a dog despite being a lion...then laughs at how funny he is]''

Alright so what you want to do ''[gets to molesting the lion robot]'' is you wanna take these parts and move em forward ''[transforming]'' pull his legs forward, tilt head back ''[Transforming]'' I'm not gonna do-THis is the weapon mode but I'm not doing the vehicle mode. ''[Transformed]'' Anyway that's how you get the shield that's THE SHIELD~! If I have a perfect way, like it was my sister, I'd put him on top of the roof, he could ride along up there, but for the most''[?]'', put the lion up there ''[Puts next to car]'' Duh duh, duh duh duh~...it can run along, aside...her ''[pantomines running buy slapping the lion against the table a few times, makes car sounds, more 'running' sounds]'' Or fun one I figgered out ''[stands lion on top of car]'' thank you spoilers lookit that. ''[Makes more car noises as he pushes car back and forth]'' Obviously he can't stay up there ''[Flips car, throws lion off]'' Sorry bout that.

''[Picks up lion, outs face in camera lens.]''

===11:26: Pipes===
'''Lion:''' Hey 3D! ''[Growls]''

'''Chris:''' Is this thing 3D compatible? With my mouth closeup to the camera it looks like he's popping out of the monitor.

'''Lion:''' ''[Autistic growling]'' I got a mission.

'''Chris:''' You can go back. So moving right along ''[kill me]'' He's got a couple other-a few other accessories. He includes these two pairs of pipes that came off one of the other parts that had to be required to put this thing together it took most-more than one figure to put it the way I wanted it together so anyway you incorporate these to make it look cooler by putting them -on the side-...aaaand now it looks less like a Ford Focus cause you've got the pipes on the side.
''[Rolls car back and forth, mumbles.]''

===12:05: Guns===

'''Chris:''' ''[Is making gibberish noises that I cannot make out.]'' And we give him this pair of guns not from ''[mumble]'' Breakaway but they are easy to put on in the vehicle mode just put em on there~ and you could em on the other way but then he won't roll so easily so yeah you gotta put em like that and I wanna take these-I wanna remove these for we have plenty more compar-vehicle comparisions to go with ''[mutters]''.

So~ moving right along for brief introductions of the other characters ''[brings in a pic of Prower]'' of which were inspired by actual past autobot figures brigidine autobot Prowler of which was transfor-was inspired by transformers animated Prowl with the side car ''[goes high pitched]'' AND THATS A NICE THING I WANNA BRING UP if you want-wana put the titan masters in the show are supposed to be like match the size accurate to human for the ''[mumble]'' sidecar that's perfect but you try putting a titan master on a motorcycle ''[stupid voice]'' he's not gonna reach the pedals so easily lookit that ''[TM falls off seat and slides into sidecar]'' yer not gonna reach the pedals so easily if if I had a deluxe class titan master motorcycle lookit that lookit that ''[holding the titan master in the bikes seat; stupid voice again]'' HIS LEGS CAN't GO DOWN OR ELSE HE'd HAVE TO BE LIKE THAT ''[forces it face down into seat]'' LOOK HOW FAR AWAY THE HANDLEBARS ARE. IT'S-IT DON'T WORK. IT DON'T WORK. POOR MOTORCYCLE DELUXE CLASS. ''[Mumbles figgers; starts fake crying off scene]''

Anyway ''[mumbling to self again]'' Next up from the Comic book world female autobot Excelina who is obviously definitely motorcycle ''[Mumble]'' with the hologram and made to look like a woman and all these autobots they worked over at pizzeria they were known by the town as the Samurai Pizza Bots the autobot team of CWCVille Virginia ''[Wanders off]'' Where'd she go? ''[Dumb noises, waves hand in front of camera]'' Gonna be a cut moment there.

===14:57: Excelina and Bumba-Lumba===

'''Chris:''' ''[Didn't actually do a cut]'' And now here she is ''[introduces female robot fap toy]'' with autobot Arcee crown-from Micheal Bay movie 1''[?]'' which was unfortunately put on the cutting room floor...pretty sad. It's a pretty motorcycle pretty motorcycle...anyway, eh, lookit that! ''[Repositions cars, uses dumb voice again]'' we're moving right along, side by side ''[vroom vroom vroom noises, points at both cars]'' These two are sweethearts in CWCVille THE CITY OF CWCVILLE VIRGINIA~ deh deh, deh deh deh~ ''[mumbling, removes female car]'' then theres the third member of the CWCVille -utobot team is Bumba-Lumba green and hot flames he's not lost he's holding a bunch of PIZZA BAGELS PIZZA BAGELS PIZZA BAGELS and obviously another one from the animated series...so there's Son-Chu with the anime Bumblebee...I like leaving the rockets on there ''[bunch of autistic gibberish follows]'' rockets and bupbupbup and then bumblebee is gone. ''[Murmuring]'' Where's my drawing? Oh here it is.

===16:25: Armoraxe===

'''Chris:''' ''[Brings in last autistic bot]'' And uh last on the -tobot team we have Armoraxe duh uh the rocker uh the rocker of the pizzabots ''[gibberish]'' lookit the lightening bolts got on there ''[gibberish]'' and everything! ''[Removes picture]'' and inspiring that...that wsa animated Soundwave ''[mumbles]'' animated Soundwave.

===16:50: Crackder===
''[gets a butch lesbo voice]'' HOW ANIMATED AM I?

If you note the Decepticon symbol pretend it's an autobot symbol he's on the same team. ''[Goes off screen again]''

Annnnd on the-on the bad team side ''[Mumbles something about Count Grodoun and Slaweel Ryam]'' th'ey made the-transpired-transpire with the Decepticons they got a few Schematics and they made their own cept the clones are piloted by the Jerkops-robot cops whatever what have you. And first up we have Crackeder ''[Shows stupid picture]'' first of these clones of the PVCC. Lookit that lookit that jet. Jet ''[something]'' So with that inspiring that was transformers Cybertron ThunderCracker. SO he's got a look for scale if this cockpit could open a titan master could fit in ther. ''[Picks up jet]'' WHOOSH~! ''[Off screen]'' And uh, second of ducepticon on duh bad team there was ''[shows picture]'' Punislav with a really big fist he could thrown punches ''[makes sexual sounds]'' and was a jerkop car cause you can't trust da police...the police you can't trust them but they are jerkops.

===18:45: Punislav and SAV===
Well anyway ''[offscreen again, talking to self]'' That was movie one Barricade unfortun- fortunately these all ''[laugh talks]'' survived the house fire. But yeah Barricade was on the show but anyway.

''[voice goes deep]'' Pull over.

''[Goes autistic]'' NO~! ''[Makes Son-Chu pull around in front off, rams into police car]'' Bastard cop. ''[Continues to ram police car over and over again. High pitches voice hard to make out but he rams the cop car off the table; murdering him.]'' Take that, Jerkop. ''[Laughs]'' Sweet Victory~! Get retribution and all that. And then the last of the decepticons ''[something about drawing]'' something else, we have the S.A.V. ''[shows picture]'' also known as the Scoundrel Ass Vessel, the ass with one s cause it's a scoundrel as a vessel and there he is the big SUV; SAV, SUV, that's a pun there, that was the pun. ''[Talks to self off screen again]'' Anyway inspiring that one that was transformers ''[gibberish]'' anyway, inspiring that that was transformers animated Swindle with the big gun so that the Jerkhiefs, the leader of jerkops would pilot the SAV and they like Megatron ''[something something]'' Jerkop's got the big gun. Vroomvroomvroom.

===20:24: More comparisons===
{{transcript}}

==References==
<references/>

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By the book, Buy the book plus update

2017-04-11T22:57:54Z

Promethean:

'''By the book, Buy the book plus update''' is a video released on 10 April 2017. Chris, appearing to be extra [[Slow-in-the-minds]] today, tries to persuade us that his [[stamp]] album is worth $1,000, even without the value-adds promoted in a [[Son-Chu Review|previous video]]. Slack-jawed, accompanied by his infamous "deer in headlights" stare, Chris stammers more than usual to promote what he is selling.

[[Honor roll|In classic]] [[Chris and English|Chris fashion]], he fucked up on one half of the title, spelling "buy" as "by" on the first "By the book" while getting it correct on the second "Buy the book". Alternatively, this may had been a failed attempt at a pun. "By the book" is an old American idiom meaning "Correctly" or "according to the rules", which of course — apart from sounding exactly the same — has nothing to do with Chris's following statement.

==Video==
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| stardate = 10 April 2017
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Cwcville Shopping|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
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| shirt = Rainbow Dash Face
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'''Description'''
{{quotebox|<ref>https://www.ebay.com/itm/282420279160</ref>

SHAREfactory™ 
<ref>https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-us/tid=CUSA00572_00</ref>}}

==Transcript==
{{transcript}}

Hello everybody, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again, to talk a bit more about my very sentimental stamp album for beginners. Although it may be outdated, I want to assure y'all that y'all gettin' a good buy when you buy this book, and I can ass - which I can definitely verify.

First off, the ol' signature's printed that this thing's (?) reading my handwriting backwards, I mean this is my handwriting back-sincerely back from 1992, and definitely spells "Christopher" at first, but then I had changed my name around that time afterwards, and so I end up just adding, in pencil, just went from Christian to Christoph-from Christopher to Christian right there, I assure you that is me definitely. Me my own handwriting, I mean just-you can't do much better matching my handwriting in the past, compared to my handwriting out the present, ok?

So anyway, I show you the (?) a little bit, I previously picked out 10 UN stamp covers from the-from my father's collection, that I have not posted it onto eBay whatsoever. Anyway there's all the - and then I got some (?) to show random stamps, these little - these little envelopes right here they're going with that as well.

==References==
<references/>

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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2017]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Son-Chu Review

2017-04-11T22:53:12Z

Promethean: /* Transcript */ Change description to square brackets

'''Son-Chu Review''' is a video released by Chris on 2 April 2017. It is a showcase of [[Son-Chu]] and other [[Chris and art|disfigured]] [[Amiibo|toys]]. The purpose was to promote his latest [[business]] venture of selling [[stamps]] - the Son-Chu figure was announced as a prize in a raffle, which people could enter by purchasing one of Bob's stamps or Chris's [[DStecks|$1,000]] album on eBay. It failed to increase Chris's sales. A full five days after the video was released, he got $0.

This video is the longest that Chris has ever done, clocking in at just over 48 minutes. It seems that while Chris has disabled ratings on the video, he didn't disable comments.

Notable mentions include scenes at 16:50 (Chris talks in a Butch lesbian voice) and 18:45 (he gets a little too...excited attacking a cop car).

In the parts where Chris speaks, it is worth noting that he appears to be straining his voice in such a way that it is has a higher pitch than normal. This is clearly deliberate, and he may be doing this to make himself seem more feminine. When depicting the voice of a male character in the video, such as Sonichu, Chris reverts back to his regular voice instead of deepening it. This solidifies the idea that Chris is making a conscious effort to change the pitch of his regular voice, as he portrays male characters with his old, "manly" voice.

This shift in pitch to Chris's voice causes his [[Speech impediment|already warped vocals]] to sound worse, and thus harder to understand. [[Arthur Spatchcock]] volunteered to transcribe.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Son-Chu Review
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=SYM4lTW_jOI}}
| stardate = 2 April 2017
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Cwcville Shopping|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Selling Out|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[A little Fluttershy singing (imitation)]]
| next = [[Sonic Totem and More]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox|Something New from the Sonichu and Rosechu world finally able to be made, (Autobot) Son-Chu (formerly a Ford Escort station wagon, now a 2010 Ford Focus car). Fully Painted, customized and all that, and Personally/Officially Dubbed the Official Son-Chu Figure on March 17, 2017. Sanju!!!

**Son-Chu Bio on package card: "The city of Cwcville, VA; defended greatly, between the team of Sonichus and Rosechus, the creator, Chrstine W. Chandler, and a group of five brave Autobots, led by Son-Chu; locally known as the Samurai Pizza Bots, as they work delivering pizzas (and Son-Chu driving Miss Chandler around) while in hiding until when needed. Not only the Decepticons, but transforming robots created by the team of Count Graduon as well, attack the city to try to take it over and break up all loving relationships worldwide. When the offensives are too big for the Sonichus and Rosechus to handle, Son-Chu and his group are there to blast the villains off!"

**Read and Listen to video for the details of the Son-Chu Figure Giveaway (deadline April 30, 2017).

-[[Stamps|Buy the Stamp Covers, and the highly-sentimental book of mine, on my ebay shop, here...]]
<ref>http://www.ebay.com/sch/pristinechristine1982/m.html?isRefine=true&item=282382503232&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2562&_mwBanner=1</ref>

-CWC Skylander Figure and Card Review Video...
<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-SsI0EbdJI</ref>

-emgo316's Channel...
<ref>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVEDzEYSNi5FwEKmLY6LT0Q</ref>

SHAREfactory™<ref>https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-us/tid=CUSA00572_00</ref>}}

==Transcript==
''[Opens with stock special offer scene]''

===A word from our sponsor===

''[Stamp album open on table, Skylander T-shirt being used as a backdrop.]''

'''Chris:''' ''[in a weird high pitched voice]'' This video is brought ta you by the stamps Christines Chandlers Ebay Shop of Mr. C's clam-stamp collection of her late father you are eligible to buy among which any purchase up to the date of April 31st win themselves an automatic entry to win the toy featured in this video.
There will be two available one for random drawing and one for the online winner that buys the stahmp album in said shop ''[gasp]'' that come with all the prizes that I stated in that-I that description. Not only do they get this toy but they also get ''[reaches behind self]'' they also get the Skylander self, Skylander figure ''[? Hard to hear]'' and the self Skylander card that is completely functional on Skylanders Imaginators for the leading console playing Nintendo Switch. ''[Removes figure and card]'' And now, on with our show.

===1:29: Enter Son-Chu, Sonichu and Rosechu===
''[Scene change. Son-Chu on display. Sonichu enters from left.]''

'''Chris as Sonichu:''' Hmm, wow...my autobot friend got promoted.

''[Rosechu enters from right.]''

'''Sonichu:''' Whaddya think of that, Rosie?

'''Rosechu:''' I think he looks neat.

'''Sonichu:''' Ah tell you one thing: I knew when he was [[Carlos Chantor|an escort]]... and now he has a lot more to 'Focus' on.

'''Rosechu:''' Ford.

''[Chris laughs as Rosechu and Sonichu.]''

'''Sonichu:''' Automobile joke autobots rollout.

''[Both Sonichu and Rosechu 'zip' off screen.]''

===1:55: not-title card===
''Chris does another breakaway and comes back with a hand drawn sign saying:''

:Иot
:The Freakin Geek Reviews
:homage parody of Emgo316's title card; apologies offered. Emgo makes Awesome skits ''[backwards k]'' and great reviews.

''Chris is providing his own background music.''

===2:20: Packaging and history===
''After a shitter transition, Chris once again has his Skylanders shirt as a backdrop. His 'Son-chu' Transformer backdrop is leaning against it and his custom car is front and center.

Chris is speaking in a high pitched hard to hear girly/goofball voice.''

'''Chris:''' Hey Youtube fans whassup it's Christine Chandler comin' ta you live from home once again, not Emgo316, and today we'll be reviewing the latest ander finally made into a toy figure 3D world, from the comic book world, Autobot Som-Chu!

So here we are dere he is and first and foremost we'll take a quick look ''[brings backdrop forward]'' at thuh packaging see right here on the front ''[mumbles, loses control of camera before picking it up]'' you can see, right here on the front you can see piece of artwork and the artwork is my work on the plate SONICHU~! because he is from the city of CWCville Virginia and on the front is autobot SON-CHU~! and SON-CHI~! ''[unintelligable autism]'' Titans; and on the side, I have that same piece of artwork on the bottom WORDS~! Lotsa lotsa words and on thuh back of the package you have your obligatory product shots, you got this and that this and that WARNING~! DON'T DO THIS DON'T DO THAT don't feed the bear! ''[Unintelligible]'' robot, and ''[unintelligible]'' big gun and a shield~ And look at this he becomes a soundstage for when you wanna do a concert and if you can read that ''[you can't; it's out of focus]'' he has a brief bio. Zip-de-doo I'll copy and paste the bio out that in the description later thats basically it FORE the packa-GING!

He also come with a ''[unintelligible]'' collector card with that same piece of artwork [flips card] and tech specs for both Autob-, for both Son-Chu and Son-Chi if you care er about them. Hurray for card ''[Throws it across room.]'' Nyah, whatever. Oh it's like a pretty little cat. ''[Can't make it out something about art]''

Talk a little bit bout SON-CHU~! Itsa my joke the beginning more understandable if you get it. ''[Pulls out sonichu pic]'' So years ago at Transformers dot com I had designed my own autobot the place so that wsa the first Son-Chu autobot during the era of the Arhmada lookit that face LOOKIT DAT FACE~! Eh look at how big he got built during the movie gap not as good as what we ended with four-a few years later ''[flips picture over] [mumble]'' dot com I like this face better its better looking face and he's from the Cybertron Era so between those and my car that's how we end up [Brings out Sonichu Son-Chu] with Point O robot of Autobot Son-Chu!

And by the way that's pronounced like the Chinese word Sonju so when you shout SON-Chu! you're saying VICTORY~! Victory for CWCville~! And the Autobots and the Samurai Pizza bots they were known quase in CWCville and he was originally a Ford Escort station wagon. Its roof, right there [point thumb to poorly drawn station wagon and then to Son-Chu] becomes the shield and the hood of the car...becomes the gun. And then, a few years later we got new robot mode because hicame Ford Escort...n-no Ford Focus Escort Focus Focus Escort it was an Escort and I had more to Focus on ''[fake laughs at own joke]''.

===5:54: Car mode, Headmaster and lion===

''[Bad cutaway]''

'''Chris:''' And now we've got a beautiful mood''[?]'' from helpishly''[?]'' from Hasbro duh matches the Ford Focus fairly well...uh would say bold''[?]'' same mold or uh Rundown or Breakdown but you know what ''[Unintelligable higher pitch]'' but he's got a spoiler that's one big difference. Thats one big difference. ''[Shows cars ass]'' And all the custom paint and license plate Son-ch-Sonichu! ''[Flips it to the front end]'' Just like that license plate still...c'mon, back ''[[[stress sigh]]]'' Wauto-focus! Sony! You need to auto focus this camera ''[Flips car to bottom]'' and on the bottom you'll see later that he's got uh...Son-Chu license plate on the other side front side as well. Oh look the windows in the tinted ''[More autistic mumbling]'' he was originally Breakaway but he does come with a few pieces were gonna get into he includes his titan master Mr. TiTONY~! AutoBot Son-Chi! With a custom painted face... painted his hands-lookhishands- ''[autism]'' Camera. Fix the camera Sony so it's not Mirroring~! And I painted his legs and of course ''[Has flipped the little robot into the head]'' Who has upside down face?

'''Dumb Robot:''' I do~! I do how you doin'? I'm upside down. I'm gettin' dizzy.

'''Chris:''' ''[Autistic mumbling]'' Two Titan Masters becuase he's got one for go behind his shield get to that in a moment. Here is other titan master little tiny we call him arc 1 you'll get to see why in just a moment as usual ''[gibberish]'' they have the wibbly-wobbly head thier arms can either got partway or up and down and legs ''[makes dumb little robot dance]'' and upside down face and right there we can see what he's called [Bart]1? Rewind a bit you'll get the joke. So that's-You get two Titan masters with that and acourse you incorporate the main one, little Son-Chi into the car itself ''[Knocks over the arc/bart1 bot]''

'''Son-Chi:''' I knocked him over sorry about that. I'm SORRY! We'll get you back up shortly. [Is then molested by Chris to 'sit']

'''Chris:''' And you bend his legs you put him in the drivers seat and of course that's the only way ''[points to raised windows]'' I can the thing to come up is ta pop the arms open-part.

And then we move onto the next part that's included ''[Annoying voice]'' DIS LITTLE LION DIS LITTLE BLUE LION actually comes wif a one of those titan masters ACESSORIES~! That Transform into other things, got all that blue paint all over him, he still has some silver, he's got black yellow leftover behind...so anyway you incorporate the titan, the Mark 1 ''[molests robot]'' come on titan master put him in de back of his head ''[Inserts poor robot into lions head]'' get the lion there get the picture once more ''[Goes to retrieve Son-Chu picture]'' Lookit the original Son-Chu's drawing. He has a shield. Because when he transforms from vehicle to car roof here ''[Points to station wagon roof]'' its pops of...becomes the shield. I wanted to keep he shield so Hashbro thank you for the shield...just had to give it a little recolor. And before we change into the shield for comparison ''[introduces duplicate of toy]'' here he is with Sawback, the original TItan Master vehicle, lookit all that yellow and blue, yellow blue...

''[Autism ensues as he makes them growl at one another. Have a growling match and Sawback runs off, yipping like a dog despite being a lion...then laughs at how funny he is]''

Alright so what you want to do ''[gets to molesting the lion robot]'' is you wanna take these parts and move em forward ''[transforming]'' pull his legs forward, tilt head back ''[Transforming]'' I'm not gonna do-THis is the weapon mode but I'm not doing the vehicle mode. ''[Transformed]'' Anyway that's how you get the shield that's THE SHIELD~! If I have a perfect way, like it was my sister, I'd put him on top of the roof, he could ride along up there, but for the most''[?]'', put the lion up there ''[Puts next to car]'' Duh duh, duh duh duh~...it can run along, aside...her ''[pantomines running buy slapping the lion against the table a few times, makes car sounds, more 'running' sounds]'' Or fun one I figgered out ''[stands lion on top of car]'' thank you spoilers lookit that. ''[Makes more car noises as he pushes car back and forth]'' Obviously he can't stay up there ''[Flips car, throws lion off]'' Sorry bout that.

''[Picks up lion, outs face in camera lens.]''

===11:26: Pipes===
'''Lion:''' Hey 3D! ''[Growls]''

'''Chris:''' Is this thing 3D compatible? With my mouth closeup to the camera it looks like he's popping out of the monitor.

'''Lion:''' ''[Autistic growling]'' I got a mission.

'''Chris:''' You can go back. So moving right along ''[kill me]'' He's got a couple other-a few other accessories. He includes these two pairs of pipes that came off one of the other parts that had to be required to put this thing together it took most-more than one figure to put it the way I wanted it together so anyway you incorporate these to make it look cooler by putting them -on the side-...aaaand now it looks less like a Ford Focus cause you've got the pipes on the side.
''[Rolls car back and forth, mumbles.]''

===12:05: Guns===

'''Chris:''' ''[Is making gibberish noises that I cannot make out.]'' And we give him this pair of guns not from ''[mumble]'' Breakaway but they are easy to put on in the vehicle mode just put em on there~ and you could em on the other way but then he won't roll so easily so yeah you gotta put em like that and I wanna take these-I wanna remove these for we have plenty more compar-vehicle comparisions to go with ''[mutters]''.

So~ moving right along for brief introductions of the other characters ''[brings in a pic of Prower]'' of which were inspired by actual past autobot figures brigidine autobot Prowler of which was transfor-was inspired by transformers animated Prowl with the side car ''[goes high pitched]'' AND THATS A NICE THING I WANNA BRING UP if you want-wana put the titan masters in the show are supposed to be like match the size accurate to human for the ''[mumble]'' sidecar that's perfect but you try putting a titan master on a motorcycle ''[stupid voice]'' he's not gonna reach the pedals so easily lookit that ''[TM falls off seat and slides into sidecar]'' yer not gonna reach the pedals so easily if if I had a deluxe class titan master motorcycle lookit that lookit that ''[holding the titan master in the bikes seat; stupid voice again]'' HIS LEGS CAN't GO DOWN OR ELSE HE'd HAVE TO BE LIKE THAT ''[forces it face down into seat]'' LOOK HOW FAR AWAY THE HANDLEBARS ARE. IT'S-IT DON'T WORK. IT DON'T WORK. POOR MOTORCYCLE DELUXE CLASS. ''[Mumbles figgers; starts fake crying off scene]''

Anyway ''[mumbling to self again]'' Next up from the Comic book world female autobot Excelina who is obviously definitely motorcycle ''[Mumble]'' with the hologram and made to look like a woman and all these autobots they worked over at pizzeria they were known by the town as the Samurai Pizza Bots the autobot team of CWCVille Virginia ''[Wanders off]'' Where'd she go? ''[Dumb noises, waves hand in front of camera]'' Gonna be a cut moment there.

===14:57: Excelina and Bumba-Lumba===

'''Chris:''' ''[Didn't actually do a cut]'' And now here she is ''[introduces female robot fap toy]'' with autobot Arcee crown-from Micheal Bay movie 1''[?]'' which was unfortunately put on the cutting room floor...pretty sad. It's a pretty motorcycle pretty motorcycle...anyway, eh, lookit that! ''[Repositions cars, uses dumb voice again]'' we're moving right along, side by side ''[vroom vroom vroom noises, points at both cars]'' These two are sweethearts in CWCVille THE CITY OF CWCVILLE VIRGINIA~ deh deh, deh deh deh~ ''[mumbling, removes female car]'' then theres the third member of the CWCVille -utobot team is Bumba-Lumba green and hot flames he's not lost he's holding a bunch of PIZZA BAGELS PIZZA BAGELS PIZZA BAGELS and obviously another one from the animated series...so there's Son-Chu with the anime Bumblebee...I like leaving the rockets on there ''[bunch of autistic gibberish follows]'' rockets and bupbupbup and then bumblebee is gone. ''[Murmuring]'' Where's my drawing? Oh here it is.

===16:25: Armoraxe===

'''Chris:''' ''[Brings in last autistic bot]'' And uh last on the -tobot team we have Armoraxe duh uh the rocker uh the rocker of the pizzabots ''[gibberish]'' lookit the lightening bolts got on there ''[gibberish]'' and everything! ''[Removes picture]'' and inspiring that...that wsa animated Soundwave ''[mumbles]'' animated Soundwave.

===16:50: Crackder===
''[gets a butch lesbo voice]'' HOW ANIMATED AM I?

If you note the Decepticon symbol pretend it's an autobot symbol he's on the same team. ''[Goes off screen again]''

Annnnd on the-on the bad team side ''[Mumbles something about Count Grodoun and Slaweel Ryam]'' th'ey made the-transpired-transpire with the Decepticons they got a few Schematics and they made their own cept the clones are piloted by the Jerkops-robot cops whatever what have you. And first up we have Crackeder ''[Shows stupid picture]'' first of these clones of the PVCC. Lookit that lookit that jet. Jet ''[something]'' So with that inspiring that was transformers Cybertron ThunderCracker. SO he's got a look for scale if this cockpit could open a titan master could fit in ther. ''[Picks up jet]'' WHOOSH~! ''[Off screen]'' And uh, second of ducepticon on duh bad team there was ''[shows picture]'' Punislav with a really big fist he could thrown punches ''[makes sexual sounds]'' and was a jerkop car cause you can't trust da police...the police you can't trust them but they are jerkops.

===18:45: Punislav and SAV===
Well anyway ''[offscreen again, talking to self]'' That was movie one Barricade unfortun- fortunately these all ''[laugh talks]'' survived the house fire. But yeah Barricade was on the show but anyway.

''[voice goes deep]'' Pull over.

''[Goes autistic]'' NO~! ''[Makes Son-Chu pull around in front off, rams into police car]'' Bastard cop. ''[Continues to ram police car over and over again. High pitches voice hard to make out but he rams the cop car off the table; murdering him.]'' Take that, Jerkop. ''[Laughs]'' Sweet Victory~! Get retribution and all that. And then the last of the decepticons ''[something about drawing]'' something else, we have the S.A.V. ''[shows picture]'' also known as the Scoundrel Ass Vessel, the ass with one s cause it's a scoundrel as a vessel and there he is the big SUV; SAV, SUV, that's a pun there, that was the pun. ''[Talks to self off screen again]'' Anyway inspiring that one that was transformers ''[gibberish]'' anyway, inspiring that that was transformers animated Swindle with the big gun so that the Jerkhiefs, the leader of jerkops would pilot the SAV and they like Megatron ''[something something]'' Jerkop's got the big gun. Vroomvroomvroom.

===20:24: More comparisons===
{{transcript}}

==References==
<references/>

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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2017]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Son-Chu Review

2017-04-08T17:30:57Z

Promethean: /* 18:45: Punislav and SAV */ Section head & tag for un-transcribed portion

'''Son-Chu Review''' is a video released by Chris on 2 April 2017. It is a showcase of [[Son-Chu]] and other [[Chris and art|disfigured]] [[Amiibo|toys]]. The purpose was to promote his latest [[business]] venture of selling [[stamps]] - the Son-Chu figure was announced as a prize in a raffle, which people could enter by purchasing one of Bob's stamps or Chris's [[DStecks|$1,000]] album on eBay. It failed to increase Chris's sales. A full five days after the video was released, he got $0.

This video is the longest that Chris has ever done, clocking in at just over 48 minutes. It seems that while Chris has disabled ratings on the video, he didn't disable comments.

Notable mentions include scenes at 16:50 (Chris talks in a Butch lesbian voice) and 18:45 (he gets a little too...excited attacking a cop car).

In the parts where Chris speaks, it is worth noting that he appears to be straining his voice in such a way that it is has a higher pitch than normal. This is clearly deliberate, and he may be doing this to make himself seem more feminine. When depicting the voice of a male character in the video, such as Sonichu, Chris reverts back to his regular voice instead of deepening it. This solidifies the idea that Chris is making a conscious effort to change the pitch of his regular voice, as he portrays male characters with his old, "manly" voice.

This shift in pitch to Chris's voice causes his [[Speech impediment|already warped vocals]] to sound worse, and thus harder to understand. [[Arthur Spatchcock]] volunteered to transcribe.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Son-Chu Review
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=SYM4lTW_jOI}}
| stardate = 2 April 2017
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Cwcville Shopping|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Selling Out|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[A little Fluttershy singing (imitation)]]
| next = [[Sonic Totem and More]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox|Something New from the Sonichu and Rosechu world finally able to be made, (Autobot) Son-Chu (formerly a Ford Escort station wagon, now a 2010 Ford Focus car). Fully Painted, customized and all that, and Personally/Officially Dubbed the Official Son-Chu Figure on March 17, 2017. Sanju!!!

**Son-Chu Bio on package card: "The city of Cwcville, VA; defended greatly, between the team of Sonichus and Rosechus, the creator, Chrstine W. Chandler, and a group of five brave Autobots, led by Son-Chu; locally known as the Samurai Pizza Bots, as they work delivering pizzas (and Son-Chu driving Miss Chandler around) while in hiding until when needed. Not only the Decepticons, but transforming robots created by the team of Count Graduon as well, attack the city to try to take it over and break up all loving relationships worldwide. When the offensives are too big for the Sonichus and Rosechus to handle, Son-Chu and his group are there to blast the villains off!"

**Read and Listen to video for the details of the Son-Chu Figure Giveaway (deadline April 30, 2017).

-[[Stamps|Buy the Stamp Covers, and the highly-sentimental book of mine, on my ebay shop, here...]]
<ref>http://www.ebay.com/sch/pristinechristine1982/m.html?isRefine=true&item=282382503232&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2562&_mwBanner=1</ref>

-CWC Skylander Figure and Card Review Video...
<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-SsI0EbdJI</ref>

-emgo316's Channel...
<ref>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVEDzEYSNi5FwEKmLY6LT0Q</ref>

SHAREfactory™<ref>https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-us/tid=CUSA00572_00</ref>}}

==Transcript==
''(Opens with stock special offer scene)''

===A word from our sponsor===

''(Stamp album open on table, Skylander T-shirt being used as a backdrop.)''

'''Chris:''' ''(in a weird high pitched voice)'' This video is brought ta you by the stamps Christines Chandlers Ebay Shop of Mr. C's clam-stamp collection of her late father you are eligible to buy among which any purchase up to the date of April 31st win themselves an automatic entry to win the toy featured in this video.
There will be two available one for random drawing and one for the online winner that buys the stahmp album in said shop ''(gasp)'' that come with all the prizes that I stated in that-I that description. Not only do they get this toy but they also get ''(reaches behind self)'' they also get the Skylander self, Skylander figure ''(? Hard to hear)'' and the self Skylander card that is completely functional on Skylanders Imaginators for the leading console playing Nintendo Switch. ''(Removes figure and card)'' And now, on with our show.

===1:29: Enter Son-Chu, Sonichu and Rosechu===
''Scene change. Stupid custom autobot on display. Sonichu enters from left.''

'''Chris as Sonichu:''' Hmm, wow...my autobot friend got promoted.
Rosechu enters from right.)

'''Sonichu:''' Whaddya think of that, Rosie?

'''Rosechu:''' I think he looks neat.

'''Sonichu:''' Ah tell you one thing: I knew when he was [[Carlos Chantor|an escort]]... and now he has a lot more to 'Focus' on.

'''Rosechu:''' Ford.

''(Chris laughs as Rosechu and Sonichu.)''

'''Sonichu:''' Automobile joke autobots rollout.

''(Both Sonichu and Rosechu 'zip' off screen.)''

===1:55: not-title card===
''Chris does another breakaway and comes back with a hand drawn sign saying:''

:Иot
:The Freakin Geek Reviews
:homage parody of Emgo316's title card; apologies offered. Emgo makes Awesome skits ''[backwards k]'' and great reviews.

''Chris is providing his own background music.''

===2:20: Packaging and history===
''After a shitter transition, Chris once again has his Skylanders shirt as a backdrop. His 'Son-chu' Transformer backdrop is leaning against it and his custom car is front and center.

Chris is speaking in a high pitched hard to hear girly/goofball voice.''

'''Chris:''' Hey Youtube fans whassup it's Christine Chandler comin' ta you live from home once again, not Emgo316, and today we'll be reviewing the latest ander finally made into a toy figure 3D world, from the comic book world, Autobot Som-Chu!

So here we are dere he is and first and foremost we'll take a quick look ''(brings backdrop forward)'' at thuh packaging see right here on the front ''(mumbles, loses control of camera before picking it up)'' you can see, right here on the front you can see piece of artwork and the artwork is my work on the plate SONICHU~! because he is from the city of CWCville Virginia and on the front is autobot SON-CHU~! and SON-CHI~! ''(unintelligable autism)'' Titans; and on the side, I have that same piece of artwork on the bottom WORDS~! Lotsa lotsa words and on thuh back of the package you have your obligatory product shots, you got this and that this and that WARNING~! DON'T DO THIS DON'T DO THAT don't feed the bear! ''(Unintelligible)'' robot, and ''(unintelligible)'' big gun and a shield~ And look at this he becomes a soundstage for when you wanna do a concert and if you can read that ''(you can't; it's out of focus)'' he has a brief bio. Zip-de-doo I'll copy and paste the bio out that in the description later thats basically it FORE the packa-GING!

He also come with a ''(unintelligible)'' collector card with that same piece of artwork (flips card) and tech specs for both Autob-, for both Son-Chu and Son-Chi if you care er about them. Hurray for card ''(Throws it across room.)'' Nyah, whatever. Oh it's like a pretty little cat. ''(Can't make it out something about art)''

Talk a little bit bout SON-CHU~! Itsa my joke the beginning more understandable if you get it. ''(Pulls out sonichu pic)'' So years ago at Transformers dot com I had designed my own autobot the place so that wsa the first Son-Chu autobot during the era of the Arhmada lookit that face LOOKIT DAT FACE~! Eh look at how big he got built during the movie gap not as good as what we ended with four-a few years later ''(flips picture over) (mumble)'' dot com I like this face better its better looking face and he's from the Cybertron Era so between those and my car that's how we end up (Brings out Sonichu Son-Chu) with Point O robot of Autobot Son-Chu!

And by the way that's pronounced like the Chinese word Sonju so when you shout SON-Chu! you're saying VICTORY~! Victory for CWCville~! And the Autobots and the Samurai Pizza bots they were known quase in CWCville and he was originally a Ford Escort station wagon. Its roof, right there (point thumb to poorly drawn station wagon and then to Son-Chu) becomes the shield and the hood of the car...becomes the gun. And then, a few years later we got new robot mode because hicame Ford Escort...n-no Ford Focus Escort Focus Focus Escort it was an Escort and I had more to Focus on ''(fake laughs at own joke)''.

===5:54: Car mode, Headmaster and lion===

''(Bad cutaway)''

'''Chris:''' And now we've got a beautiful mood''(?)'' from helpishly''(?)'' from Hasbro duh matches the Ford Focus fairly well...uh would say bold''(?)'' same mold or uh Rundown or Breakdown but you know what ''(Unintelligable higher pitch)'' but he's got a spoiler that's one big difference. Thats one big difference. ''(Shows cars ass)'' And all the custom paint and license plate Son-ch-Sonichu! ''(Flips it to the front end)'' Just like that license plate still...c'mon, back ''([[stress sigh]])'' Wauto-focus! Sony! You need to auto focus this camera ''(Flips car to bottom)'' and on the bottom you'll see later that he's got uh...Son-Chu license plate on the other side front side as well. Oh look the windows in the tinted ''(More autistic mumbling)'' he was originally Breakaway but he does come with a few pieces were gonna get into he includes his titan master Mr. TiTONY~! AutoBot Son-Chi! With a custom painted face... painted his hands-lookhishands- ''(autism)'' Camera. Fix the camera Sony so it's not Mirroring~! And I painted his legs and of course ''(Has flipped the little robot into the head)'' Who has upside down face?

'''Dumb Robot:''' I do~! I do how you doin'? I'm upside down. I'm gettin' dizzy.

'''Chris:''' ''(Autistic mumbling)'' Two Titan Masters becuase he's got one for go behind his shield get to that in a moment. Here is other titan master little tiny we call him arc 1 you'll get to see why in just a moment as usual ''(gibberish)'' they have the wibbly-wobbly head thier arms can either got partway or up and down and legs ''(makes dumb little robot dance)'' and upside down face and right there we can see what he's called (Bart)1? Rewind a bit you'll get the joke. So that's-You get two Titan masters with that and acourse you incorporate the main one, little Son-Chi into the car itself ''(Knocks over the arc/bart1 bot)''

'''Son-Chi:''' I knocked him over sorry about that. I'm SORRY! We'll get you back up shortly. (Is then molested by Chris to 'sit')

'''Chris:''' And you bend his legs you put him in the drivers seat and of course that's the only way ''(points to raised windows)'' I can the thing to come up is ta pop the arms open-part.

And then we move onto the next part that's included ''(Annoying voice)'' DIS LITTLE LION DIS LITTLE BLUE LION actually comes wif a one of those titan masters ACESSORIES~! That Transform into other things, got all that blue paint all over him, he still has some silver, he's got black yellow leftover behind...so anyway you incorporate the titan, the Mark 1 ''(molests robot)'' come on titan master put him in de back of his head ''(Inserts poor robot into lions head)'' get the lion there get the picture once more ''(Goes to retrieve Son-Chu picture)'' Lookit the original Son-Chu's drawing. He has a shield. Because when he transforms from vehicle to car roof here ''(Points to station wagon roof)'' its pops of...becomes the shield. I wanted to keep he shield so Hashbro thank you for the shield...just had to give it a little recolor. And before we change into the shield for comparison ''(introduces duplicate of toy)'' here he is with Sawback, the original TItan Master vehicle, lookit all that yellow and blue, yellow blue...

''(Autism ensues as he makes them growl at one another. Have a growling match and Sawback runs off, yipping like a dog despite being a lion...then laughs at how funny he is)''

Alright so what you want to do ''(gets to molesting the lion robot)'' is you wanna take these parts and move em forward ''(transforming)'' pull his legs forward, tilt head back ''(Transforming)'' I'm not gonna do-THis is the weapon mode but I'm not doing the vehicle mode. ''(Transformed)'' Anyway that's how you get the shield that's THE SHIELD~! If I have a perfect way, like it was my sister, I'd put him on top of the roof, he could ride along up there, but for the most''(?)'', put the lion up there ''(Puts next to car)'' Duh duh, duh duh duh~...it can run along, aside...her ''(pantomines running buy slapping the lion against the table a few times, makes car sounds, more 'running' sounds)'' Or fun one I figgered out ''(stands lion on top of car)'' thank you spoilers lookit that. ''(Makes more car noises as he pushes car back and forth)'' Obviously he can't stay up there ''(Flips car, throws lion off)'' SOrry bout that.

''(Picks up lion, outs face in camera lens.)''

===11:26: Pipes===
'''Lion:''' Hey 3D! ''(Growls)''

'''Chris:''' Is this thing 3D compatible? With my mouth closeup to the camera it looks like he's popping out of the monitor.

'''Lion:''' ''(Autistic growling)'' I got a mission.

'''Chris:''' You can go back. So moving right along ''(kill me)'' He's got a couple other-a few other accessories. He includes these two pairs of pipes that came off one of the other parts that had to be required to put this thing together it took most-more than one figure to put it the way I wanted it together so anyway you incorporate these to make it look cooler by putting them -on the side-...aaaand now it looks less like a Ford Focus cause you've got the pipes on the side.
''(Rolls car back and forth, mumbles.)''

===12:05: Guns===

'''Chris:''' ''(Is making gibberish noises that I cannot make out.)'' And we give him this pair of guns not from ''(mumble)'' Breakaway but they are easy to put on in the vehicle mode just put em on there~ and you could em on the other way but then he won't roll so easily so yeah you gotta put em like that and I wanna take these-I wanna remove these for we have plenty more compar-vehicle comparisions to go with ''(mutters)''.

So~ moving right along for brief introductions of the other characters ''(brings in a pic of Prower)'' of which were inspired by actual past autobot figures brigidine autobot Prowler of which was transfor-was inspired by transformers animated Prowl with the side car ''(goes high pitched)'' AND THATS A NICE THING I WANNA BRING UP if you want-wana put the titan masters in the show are supposed to be like match the size accurate to human for the ''(mumble)'' sidecar that's perfect but you try putting a titan master on a motorcycle ''(stupid voice)'' he's not gonna reach the pedals so easily lookit that ''(TM falls off seat and slides into sidecar)'' yer not gonna reach the pedals so easily if if I had a deluxe class titan master motorcycle lookit that lookit that ''(holding the titan master in the bikes seat; stupid voice again)'' HIS LEGS CAN't GO DOWN OR ELSE HE'd HAVE TO BE LIKE THAT ''(forces it face down into seat)'' LOOK HOW FAR AWAY THE HANDLEBARS ARE. IT'S-IT DON'T WORK. IT DON'T WORK. POOR MOTORCYCLE DELUXE CLASS. ''(Mumbles figgers; starts fake crying off scene)''

Anyway ''(mumbling to self again)'' Next up from the Comic book world female autobot Excelina who is obviously definitely motorcycle ''(Mumble)'' with the hologram and made to look like a woman and all these autobots they worked over at pizzeria they were known by the town as the Samurai Pizza Bots the autobot team of CWCVille Virginia ''(Wanders off)'' Where'd she go? ''(Dumb noises, waves hand in front of camera)'' Gonna be a cut moment there.

===14:57: Excelina and Bumba-Lumba===

'''Chris:''' ''(Didn't actually do a cut)'' And now here she is ''(introduces female robot fap toy)'' with autobot Arcee crown-from Micheal Bay movie 1''(?)'' which was unfortunately put on the cutting room floor...pretty sad. It's a pretty motorcycle pretty motorcycle...anyway, eh, lookit that! ''(Repositions cars, uses dumb voice again)'' we're moving right along, side by side ''(vroom vroom vroom noises, points at both cars)'' These two are sweethearts in CWCVille THE CITY OF CWCVILLE VIRGINIA~ deh deh, deh deh deh~ ''(mumbling, removes female car)'' then theres the third member of the CWCVille -utobot team is Bumba-Lumba green and hot flames he's not lost he's holding a bunch of PIZZA BAGELS PIZZA BAGELS PIZZA BAGELS and obviously another one from the animated series...so there's Son-Chu with the anime Bumblebee...I like leaving the rockets on there ''(bunch of autistic gibberish follows)'' rockets and bupbupbup and then bumblebee is gone. ''(Murmuring)'' Where's my drawing? Oh here it is.

===16:25: Armoraxe===

'''Chris:''' ''(Brings in last autistic bot)'' And uh last on the -tobot team we have Armoraxe duh uh the rocker uh the rocker of the pizzabots ''(gibberish)'' lookit the lightening bolts got on there ''(gibberish)'' and everything! ''(Removes picture)'' and inspiring that...that wsa animated Soundwave ''(mumbles)'' animated Soundwave.

===16:50: Crackder===
''(gets a butch lesbo voice)'' HOW ANIMATED AM I?

If you note the Decepticon symbol pretend it's an autobot symbol he's on the same team. ''(Goes off screen again)''

Annnnd on the-on the bad team side ''(Mumbles something about Count Grodoun and Slaweel Ryam)'' th'ey made the-transpired-transpire with the Decepticons they got a few Schematics and they made their own cept the clones are piloted by the Jerkops-robot cops whatever what have you. And first up we have Crackeder ''(Shows stupid picture)'' first of these clones of the PVCC. Lookit that lookit that jet. Jet ''(something)'' So with that inspiring that was transformers Cybertron ThunderCracker. SO he's got a look for scale if this cockpit could open a titan master could fit in ther. ''(Picks up jet)'' WHOOSH~! ''(Off screen)'' And uh, second of ducepticon on duh bad team there was ''(shows picture)'' Punislav with a really big fist he could thrown punches ''(makes sexual sounds)'' and was a jerkop car cause you can't trust da police...the police you can't trust them but they are jerkops.

===18:45: Punislav and SAV===
Well anyway ''(offscreen again, talking to self)'' That was movie one Barricade unfortun- fortunately these all ''(laugh talks)'' survived the house fire. But yeah Barricade was on the show but anyway

''(voice goes deep)'' Pull over.

''(Goes autistic)'' NO~! ''(Makes Son-Chu pull around in front off, rams into police car)'' Bastard cop. ''(Continues to ram police car over and over again. High pitches voice hard to make out but he rams the cop car off the table; murdering him.)'' Take that, Jerkop. ''(Laughs)'' Sweet Victory~! Get retribution and all that. And then the last of the decepticons ''(something about drawing)'' something else, we have the S.A.V. ''(shows picture)'' also known as the Scoundrel Ass Vessel, the ass with one s cause it's a scoundrel as a vessel and there he is the big SUV; SAV, SUV, that's a pun there, that was the pun. ''(Talks to self off screen again)'' Anyway inspiring that one that was transformers ''(gibberish)'' anyway, inspiring that that was transformers animated Swindle with the big gun so that the Jerkhiefs, the leader of jerkops would pilot the SAV and they like Megatron ''(something something)'' Jerkop's got the big gun. Vroomvroomvroom.

===20:24: More comparisons===
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Son-Chu Review

2017-04-08T17:27:10Z

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'''Son-Chu Review''' is a video released by Chris on 2 April 2017. It is a showcase of [[Son-Chu]] and other [[Chris and art|disfigured]] [[Amiibo|toys]]. The purpose was to promote his latest [[business]] venture of selling [[stamps]] - the Son-Chu figure was announced as a prize in a raffle, which people could enter by purchasing one of Bob's stamps or Chris's [[DStecks|$1,000]] album on eBay. It failed to increase Chris's sales. A full five days after the video was released, he got $0.

This video is the longest that Chris has ever done, clocking in at just over 48 minutes. It seems that while Chris has disabled ratings on the video, he didn't disable comments.

Notable mentions include scenes at 16:50 (Chris talks in a Butch lesbian voice) and 18:45 (he gets a little too...excited attacking a cop car).

In the parts where Chris speaks, it is worth noting that he appears to be straining his voice in such a way that it is has a higher pitch than normal. This is clearly deliberate, and he may be doing this to make himself seem more feminine. When depicting the voice of a male character in the video, such as Sonichu, Chris reverts back to his regular voice instead of deepening it. This solidifies the idea that Chris is making a conscious effort to change the pitch of his regular voice, as he portrays male characters with his old, "manly" voice.

This shift in pitch to Chris's voice causes his [[Speech impediment|already warped vocals]] to sound worse, and thus harder to understand. [[Arthur Spatchcock]] volunteered to transcribe.

==Video==
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| stardate = 2 April 2017
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Cwcville Shopping|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Selling Out|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[A little Fluttershy singing (imitation)]]
| next = [[Sonic Totem and More]]
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'''Description'''
{{quotebox|Something New from the Sonichu and Rosechu world finally able to be made, (Autobot) Son-Chu (formerly a Ford Escort station wagon, now a 2010 Ford Focus car). Fully Painted, customized and all that, and Personally/Officially Dubbed the Official Son-Chu Figure on March 17, 2017. Sanju!!!

**Son-Chu Bio on package card: "The city of Cwcville, VA; defended greatly, between the team of Sonichus and Rosechus, the creator, Chrstine W. Chandler, and a group of five brave Autobots, led by Son-Chu; locally known as the Samurai Pizza Bots, as they work delivering pizzas (and Son-Chu driving Miss Chandler around) while in hiding until when needed. Not only the Decepticons, but transforming robots created by the team of Count Graduon as well, attack the city to try to take it over and break up all loving relationships worldwide. When the offensives are too big for the Sonichus and Rosechus to handle, Son-Chu and his group are there to blast the villains off!"

**Read and Listen to video for the details of the Son-Chu Figure Giveaway (deadline April 30, 2017).

-[[Stamps|Buy the Stamp Covers, and the highly-sentimental book of mine, on my ebay shop, here...]]
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-CWC Skylander Figure and Card Review Video...
<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-SsI0EbdJI</ref>

-emgo316's Channel...
<ref>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVEDzEYSNi5FwEKmLY6LT0Q</ref>

SHAREfactory™<ref>https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-us/tid=CUSA00572_00</ref>}}

==Transcript==
''(Opens with stock special offer scene)''

===A word from our sponsor===

''(Stamp album open on table, Skylander T-shirt being used as a backdrop.)''

'''Chris:''' ''(in a weird high pitched voice)'' This video is brought ta you by the stamps Christines Chandlers Ebay Shop of Mr. C's clam-stamp collection of her late father you are eligible to buy among which any purchase up to the date of April 31st win themselves an automatic entry to win the toy featured in this video.
There will be two available one for random drawing and one for the online winner that buys the stahmp album in said shop ''(gasp)'' that come with all the prizes that I stated in that-I that description. Not only do they get this toy but they also get ''(reaches behind self)'' they also get the Skylander self, Skylander figure ''(? Hard to hear)'' and the self Skylander card that is completely functional on Skylanders Imaginators for the leading console playing Nintendo Switch. ''(Removes figure and card)'' And now, on with our show.

===1:29: Enter Son-Chu, Sonichu and Rosechu===
''Scene change. Stupid custom autobot on display. Sonichu enters from left.''

'''Chris as Sonichu:''' Hmm, wow...my autobot friend got promoted.
Rosechu enters from right.)

'''Sonichu:''' Whaddya think of that, Rosie?

'''Rosechu:''' I think he looks neat.

'''Sonichu:''' Ah tell you one thing: I knew when he was [[Carlos Chantor|an escort]]... and now he has a lot more to 'Focus' on.

'''Rosechu:''' Ford.

''(Chris laughs as Rosechu and Sonichu.)''

'''Sonichu:''' Automobile joke autobots rollout.

''(Both Sonichu and Rosechu 'zip' off screen.)''

===1:55: not-title card===
''Chris does another breakaway and comes back with a hand drawn sign saying:''

:Иot
:The Freakin Geek Reviews
:homage parody of Emgo316's title card; apologies offered. Emgo makes Awesome skits ''[backwards k]'' and great reviews.

''Chris is providing his own background music.''

===2:20: Packaging and history===
''After a shitter transition, Chris once again has his Skylanders shirt as a backdrop. His 'Son-chu' Transformer backdrop is leaning against it and his custom car is front and center.

Chris is speaking in a high pitched hard to hear girly/goofball voice.''

'''Chris:''' Hey Youtube fans whassup it's Christine Chandler comin' ta you live from home once again, not Emgo316, and today we'll be reviewing the latest ander finally made into a toy figure 3D world, from the comic book world, Autobot Som-Chu!

So here we are dere he is and first and foremost we'll take a quick look ''(brings backdrop forward)'' at thuh packaging see right here on the front ''(mumbles, loses control of camera before picking it up)'' you can see, right here on the front you can see piece of artwork and the artwork is my work on the plate SONICHU~! because he is from the city of CWCville Virginia and on the front is autobot SON-CHU~! and SON-CHI~! ''(unintelligable autism)'' Titans; and on the side, I have that same piece of artwork on the bottom WORDS~! Lotsa lotsa words and on thuh back of the package you have your obligatory product shots, you got this and that this and that WARNING~! DON'T DO THIS DON'T DO THAT don't feed the bear! ''(Unintelligible)'' robot, and ''(unintelligible)'' big gun and a shield~ And look at this he becomes a soundstage for when you wanna do a concert and if you can read that ''(you can't; it's out of focus)'' he has a brief bio. Zip-de-doo I'll copy and paste the bio out that in the description later thats basically it FORE the packa-GING!

He also come with a ''(unintelligible)'' collector card with that same piece of artwork (flips card) and tech specs for both Autob-, for both Son-Chu and Son-Chi if you care er about them. Hurray for card ''(Throws it across room.)'' Nyah, whatever. Oh it's like a pretty little cat. ''(Can't make it out something about art)''

Talk a little bit bout SON-CHU~! Itsa my joke the beginning more understandable if you get it. ''(Pulls out sonichu pic)'' So years ago at Transformers dot com I had designed my own autobot the place so that wsa the first Son-Chu autobot during the era of the Arhmada lookit that face LOOKIT DAT FACE~! Eh look at how big he got built during the movie gap not as good as what we ended with four-a few years later ''(flips picture over) (mumble)'' dot com I like this face better its better looking face and he's from the Cybertron Era so between those and my car that's how we end up (Brings out Sonichu Son-Chu) with Point O robot of Autobot Son-Chu!

And by the way that's pronounced like the Chinese word Sonju so when you shout SON-Chu! you're saying VICTORY~! Victory for CWCville~! And the Autobots and the Samurai Pizza bots they were known quase in CWCville and he was originally a Ford Escort station wagon. Its roof, right there (point thumb to poorly drawn station wagon and then to Son-Chu) becomes the shield and the hood of the car...becomes the gun. And then, a few years later we got new robot mode because hicame Ford Escort...n-no Ford Focus Escort Focus Focus Escort it was an Escort and I had more to Focus on ''(fake laughs at own joke)''.

===5:54: Car mode, Headmaster and lion===

''(Bad cutaway)''

'''Chris:''' And now we've got a beautiful mood''(?)'' from helpishly''(?)'' from Hasbro duh matches the Ford Focus fairly well...uh would say bold''(?)'' same mold or uh Rundown or Breakdown but you know what ''(Unintelligable higher pitch)'' but he's got a spoiler that's one big difference. Thats one big difference. ''(Shows cars ass)'' And all the custom paint and license plate Son-ch-Sonichu! ''(Flips it to the front end)'' Just like that license plate still...c'mon, back ''([[stress sigh]])'' Wauto-focus! Sony! You need to auto focus this camera ''(Flips car to bottom)'' and on the bottom you'll see later that he's got uh...Son-Chu license plate on the other side front side as well. Oh look the windows in the tinted ''(More autistic mumbling)'' he was originally Breakaway but he does come with a few pieces were gonna get into he includes his titan master Mr. TiTONY~! AutoBot Son-Chi! With a custom painted face... painted his hands-lookhishands- ''(autism)'' Camera. Fix the camera Sony so it's not Mirroring~! And I painted his legs and of course ''(Has flipped the little robot into the head)'' Who has upside down face?

'''Dumb Robot:''' I do~! I do how you doin'? I'm upside down. I'm gettin' dizzy.

'''Chris:''' ''(Autistic mumbling)'' Two Titan Masters becuase he's got one for go behind his shield get to that in a moment. Here is other titan master little tiny we call him arc 1 you'll get to see why in just a moment as usual ''(gibberish)'' they have the wibbly-wobbly head thier arms can either got partway or up and down and legs ''(makes dumb little robot dance)'' and upside down face and right there we can see what he's called (Bart)1? Rewind a bit you'll get the joke. So that's-You get two Titan masters with that and acourse you incorporate the main one, little Son-Chi into the car itself ''(Knocks over the arc/bart1 bot)''

'''Son-Chi:''' I knocked him over sorry about that. I'm SORRY! We'll get you back up shortly. (Is then molested by Chris to 'sit')

'''Chris:''' And you bend his legs you put him in the drivers seat and of course that's the only way ''(points to raised windows)'' I can the thing to come up is ta pop the arms open-part.

And then we move onto the next part that's included ''(Annoying voice)'' DIS LITTLE LION DIS LITTLE BLUE LION actually comes wif a one of those titan masters ACESSORIES~! That Transform into other things, got all that blue paint all over him, he still has some silver, he's got black yellow leftover behind...so anyway you incorporate the titan, the Mark 1 ''(molests robot)'' come on titan master put him in de back of his head ''(Inserts poor robot into lions head)'' get the lion there get the picture once more ''(Goes to retrieve Son-Chu picture)'' Lookit the original Son-Chu's drawing. He has a shield. Because when he transforms from vehicle to car roof here ''(Points to station wagon roof)'' its pops of...becomes the shield. I wanted to keep he shield so Hashbro thank you for the shield...just had to give it a little recolor. And before we change into the shield for comparison ''(introduces duplicate of toy)'' here he is with Sawback, the original TItan Master vehicle, lookit all that yellow and blue, yellow blue...

''(Autism ensues as he makes them growl at one another. Have a growling match and Sawback runs off, yipping like a dog despite being a lion...then laughs at how funny he is)''

Alright so what you want to do ''(gets to molesting the lion robot)'' is you wanna take these parts and move em forward ''(transforming)'' pull his legs forward, tilt head back ''(Transforming)'' I'm not gonna do-THis is the weapon mode but I'm not doing the vehicle mode. ''(Transformed)'' Anyway that's how you get the shield that's THE SHIELD~! If I have a perfect way, like it was my sister, I'd put him on top of the roof, he could ride along up there, but for the most''(?)'', put the lion up there ''(Puts next to car)'' Duh duh, duh duh duh~...it can run along, aside...her ''(pantomines running buy slapping the lion against the table a few times, makes car sounds, more 'running' sounds)'' Or fun one I figgered out ''(stands lion on top of car)'' thank you spoilers lookit that. ''(Makes more car noises as he pushes car back and forth)'' Obviously he can't stay up there ''(Flips car, throws lion off)'' SOrry bout that.

''(Picks up lion, outs face in camera lens.)''

===11:26: Pipes===
'''Lion:''' Hey 3D! ''(Growls)''

'''Chris:''' Is this thing 3D compatible? With my mouth closeup to the camera it looks like he's popping out of the monitor.

'''Lion:''' ''(Autistic growling)'' I got a mission.

'''Chris:''' You can go back. So moving right along ''(kill me)'' He's got a couple other-a few other accessories. He includes these two pairs of pipes that came off one of the other parts that had to be required to put this thing together it took most-more than one figure to put it the way I wanted it together so anyway you incorporate these to make it look cooler by putting them -on the side-...aaaand now it looks less like a Ford Focus cause you've got the pipes on the side.
''(Rolls car back and forth, mumbles.)''

===12:05: Guns===

'''Chris:''' ''(Is making gibberish noises that I cannot make out.)'' And we give him this pair of guns not from ''(mumble)'' Breakaway but they are easy to put on in the vehicle mode just put em on there~ and you could em on the other way but then he won't roll so easily so yeah you gotta put em like that and I wanna take these-I wanna remove these for we have plenty more compar-vehicle comparisions to go with ''(mutters)''.

So~ moving right along for brief introductions of the other characters ''(brings in a pic of Prower)'' of which were inspired by actual past autobot figures brigidine autobot Prowler of which was transfor-was inspired by transformers animated Prowl with the side car ''(goes high pitched)'' AND THATS A NICE THING I WANNA BRING UP if you want-wana put the titan masters in the show are supposed to be like match the size accurate to human for the ''(mumble)'' sidecar that's perfect but you try putting a titan master on a motorcycle ''(stupid voice)'' he's not gonna reach the pedals so easily lookit that ''(TM falls off seat and slides into sidecar)'' yer not gonna reach the pedals so easily if if I had a deluxe class titan master motorcycle lookit that lookit that ''(holding the titan master in the bikes seat; stupid voice again)'' HIS LEGS CAN't GO DOWN OR ELSE HE'd HAVE TO BE LIKE THAT ''(forces it face down into seat)'' LOOK HOW FAR AWAY THE HANDLEBARS ARE. IT'S-IT DON'T WORK. IT DON'T WORK. POOR MOTORCYCLE DELUXE CLASS. ''(Mumbles figgers; starts fake crying off scene)''

Anyway ''(mumbling to self again)'' Next up from the Comic book world female autobot Excelina who is obviously definitely motorcycle ''(Mumble)'' with the hologram and made to look like a woman and all these autobots they worked over at pizzeria they were known by the town as the Samurai Pizza Bots the autobot team of CWCVille Virginia ''(Wanders off)'' Where'd she go? ''(Dumb noises, waves hand in front of camera)'' Gonna be a cut moment there.

===14:57: Excelina and Bumba-Lumba===

'''Chris:''' ''(Didn't actually do a cut)'' And now here she is ''(introduces female robot fap toy)'' with autobot Arcee crown-from Micheal Bay movie 1''(?)'' which was unfortunately put on the cutting room floor...pretty sad. It's a pretty motorcycle pretty motorcycle...anyway, eh, lookit that! ''(Repositions cars, uses dumb voice again)'' we're moving right along, side by side ''(vroom vroom vroom noises, points at both cars)'' These two are sweethearts in CWCVille THE CITY OF CWCVILLE VIRGINIA~ deh deh, deh deh deh~ ''(mumbling, removes female car)'' then theres the third member of the CWCVille -utobot team is Bumba-Lumba green and hot flames he's not lost he's holding a bunch of PIZZA BAGELS PIZZA BAGELS PIZZA BAGELS and obviously another one from the animated series...so there's Son-Chu with the anime Bumblebee...I like leaving the rockets on there ''(bunch of autistic gibberish follows)'' rockets and bupbupbup and then bumblebee is gone. ''(Murmuring)'' Where's my drawing? Oh here it is.

===16:25: Armoraxe===

'''Chris:''' ''(Brings in last autistic bot)'' And uh last on the -tobot team we have Armoraxe duh uh the rocker uh the rocker of the pizzabots ''(gibberish)'' lookit the lightening bolts got on there ''(gibberish)'' and everything! ''(Removes picture)'' and inspiring that...that wsa animated Soundwave ''(mumbles)'' animated Soundwave.

===16:50: Crackder===
''(gets a butch lesbo voice)'' HOW ANIMATED AM I?

If you note the Decepticon symbol pretend it's an autobot symbol he's on the same team. ''(Goes off screen again)''

Annnnd on the-on the bad team side ''(Mumbles something about Count Grodoun and Slaweel Ryam)'' th'ey made the-transpired-transpire with the Decepticons they got a few Schematics and they made their own cept the clones are piloted by the Jerkops-robot cops whatever what have you. And first up we have Crackeder ''(Shows stupid picture)'' first of these clones of the PVCC. Lookit that lookit that jet. Jet ''(something)'' So with that inspiring that was transformers Cybertron ThunderCracker. SO he's got a look for scale if this cockpit could open a titan master could fit in ther. ''(Picks up jet)'' WHOOSH~! ''(Off screen)'' And uh, second of ducepticon on duh bad team there was ''(shows picture)'' Punislav with a really big fist he could thrown punches ''(makes sexual sounds)'' and was a jerkop car cause you can't trust da police...the police you can't trust them but they are jerkops.

===18:45: Punislav and SAV===
Well anyway ''(offscreen again, talking to self)'' That was movie one Barricade unfortun- fortunately these all ''(laugh talks)'' survived the house fire. But yeah Barricade was on the show but anyway

''(voice goes deep)'' Pull over.

''(Goes autistic)'' NO~! ''(Makes Son-Chu pull around in front off, rams into police car)'' Bastard cop. ''(Continues to ram police car over and over again. High pitches voice hard to make out but he rams the cop car off the table; murdering him.)'' Take that, Jerkop. ''(Laughs)'' Sweet Victory~! Get retribution and all that. And then the last of the decepticons ''(something about drawing)'' something else, we have the S.A.V. ''(shows picture)'' also known as the Scoundrel Ass Vessel, the ass with one s cause it's a scoundrel as a vessel and there he is the big SUV; SAV, SUV, that's a pun there, that was the pun. ''(Talks to self off screen again)'' Anyway inspiring that one that was transformers ''(gibberish)'' anyway, inspiring that that was transformers animated Swindle with the big gun so that the Jerkhiefs, the leader of jerkops would pilot the SAV and they like Megatron ''(something something)'' big guns. Vroomvroomvroom.

==References==
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Son-Chu Review

2017-04-08T17:07:19Z

Promethean: /* 18:45: Punislav and SAV */ Finish formatting

'''Son-Chu Review''' is a video released by Chris on 2 April 2017. It is a showcase of [[Son-Chu]] and other [[Chris and art|disfigured]] [[Amiibo|toys]]. The purpose was to promote his latest [[business]] venture of selling [[stamps]] - the Son-Chu figure was announced as a prize in a raffle, which people could enter by purchasing one of Bob's stamps or Chris's [[DStecks|$1,000]] album on eBay. It failed to increase Chris's sales. A full five days after the video was released, he got $0.

This video is the longest that Chris has ever done, clocking in at just over 48 minutes. It seems that while Chris has disabled ratings on the video, he didn't disable comments.

Notable mentions include scenes at 16:50 (Chris talks in a Butch lesbian voice) and 18:45 (he gets a little too...excited attacking a cop car).

In the parts where Chris speaks, it is worth noting that he appears to be straining his voice in such a way that it is has a higher pitch than normal. This is clearly deliberate, and he may be doing this to make himself seem more feminine. When depicting the voice of a male character in the video, such as Sonichu, Chris reverts back to his regular voice instead of deepening it. This solidifies the idea that Chris is making a conscious effort to change the pitch of his regular voice, as he portrays male characters with his old, "manly" voice.

This shift in pitch to Chris's voice causes his [[Speech impediment|already warped vocals]] to sound worse, and thus harder to understand. [[Arthur Spatchcock]] volunteered to transcribe.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Son-Chu Review
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=SYM4lTW_jOI}}
| stardate = 2 April 2017
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Cwcville Shopping|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Selling Out|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[A little Fluttershy singing (imitation)]]
| next = [[Sonic Totem and More]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox|Something New from the Sonichu and Rosechu world finally able to be made, (Autobot) Son-Chu (formerly a Ford Escort station wagon, now a 2010 Ford Focus car). Fully Painted, customized and all that, and Personally/Officially Dubbed the Official Son-Chu Figure on March 17, 2017. Sanju!!!

**Son-Chu Bio on package card: "The city of Cwcville, VA; defended greatly, between the team of Sonichus and Rosechus, the creator, Chrstine W. Chandler, and a group of five brave Autobots, led by Son-Chu; locally known as the Samurai Pizza Bots, as they work delivering pizzas (and Son-Chu driving Miss Chandler around) while in hiding until when needed. Not only the Decepticons, but transforming robots created by the team of Count Graduon as well, attack the city to try to take it over and break up all loving relationships worldwide. When the offensives are too big for the Sonichus and Rosechus to handle, Son-Chu and his group are there to blast the villains off!"

**Read and Listen to video for the details of the Son-Chu Figure Giveaway (deadline April 30, 2017).

-[[Stamps|Buy the Stamp Covers, and the highly-sentimental book of mine, on my ebay shop, here...]]
<ref>http://www.ebay.com/sch/pristinechristine1982/m.html?isRefine=true&item=282382503232&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2562&_mwBanner=1</ref>

-CWC Skylander Figure and Card Review Video...
<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-SsI0EbdJI</ref>

-emgo316's Channel...
<ref>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVEDzEYSNi5FwEKmLY6LT0Q</ref>

SHAREfactory™<ref>https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-us/tid=CUSA00572_00</ref>}}

==Transcript==
''(Opens with stock special offer scene)''

===A word from our sponsor===

''(Stupid crap in table, stupid Skylander shit being used as a backdrop again.)''

''Chris in a weird ass high pitched voice:'' This video is brought ta you by the stamps Christines Chandlers Ebay Shop of Mr. C's plam-stamp collection of her late father you are eligible to buy among which any purchase up to date of April 31st win themselves an automatic entry to win the toy featured in this video.
There will be two available one for random drawing and one for the online winner that buys the stahmp album in said shop ''(gasp)'' that come with all the prizes that I stated in that-I that description. Not only do they get this toy but they also get ''(reaches behind self)'' But thye also get the Skylander self figure''(? Hard to hear)'' and the self Skylander card that is completely functional on Skylanders Imaginators for leading consoles minus Nintendo Switch. ''(Removes figure and card)'' And now, on with our show.

===1:29: Enter Son-Chu, Sonichu and Rosechu===
''Scene change. Stupid custom autobot on display. Sonichu enters from left.''

'''Chris as Sonichu:''' Hmm, wow...my autobot friend got promoted.
Rosechu enters from right.)

'''Sonichu:''' Whaddya think of that, Rosie?

'''Rosechu:''' I think he looks neat.

'''Sonichu:''' Ah tell you one thing; I knew when he was [[Carlos Chantor|an escort]]... and now he has a lot more 'Focus' on.

'''Rosechu:''' Ford.

''(Chris laughs as Rosechu and Sonichu. It's as autistic as the joke.)''

'''Sonichu:''' Automobile joke autobots rollout.

''(Both Sonichu and Rosechu 'zip' off screen.)''

===1:55: not-title card===
''Chris does another breakaway and comes back with a hand drawn sign saying:''

:Иot
:The Freakin Geek Reviews
:homage parody of Emgo316's title card; apologies offered. Emgo makes Awesome skits ''[backwards k]'' and great reviews.

''Chris is providing his own background music.''

===2:20: Packaging and history===
''After a shitter transition, Chris once again has his Skylanders shirt as a backdrop. His 'Son-chu' Transformer backdrop is leaning against it and his custom car is front and center.

Chris is speaking in a high pitched hard to hear girly/goofball voice.''

'''Chris:''' Hey Youtube fans whassup it's Christine Chandler comin' ta you live from home once again not Emgo316 and today we'll be reviewing the latest ander finally made into a toy figure 3D world, from the comic book world Autobot Som-Chu!

So here we are dere he is and first and foremost we'll take a quick look ''(brings backdrop forward)'' at thuh packaging see right here on the front ''(mumbles, loses control of camera before picking it up)'' right here on the front you can see piece of artwork and the artwork is my work on the plate SONICHU~! because he is from the city of CWCville Virginia and on the front is autobot SON-CHU~! and SON-CHI~! ''(unintelligable autism)'' and on the side I have that same piece of artwork on the bottom WORDS~!''(Annoying loud attempt to be 'funny')'' lotsa lotsa words and on thuh back of the package you have your obligatory photo shots you got this and that this and that WORDING~! DON'T DO THIS DON'T DO THAT don't feed the bear! ''(Autistic gibberish follows, robot is in there)''

Big gun and a shield~ And look at this he becomes a soundstage for when you wanna do a concert and if you can read that ''(you can't; it's out of focus)'' he has a brief bio. Zip-de-doo I'll copy and paste the bio out that in the description later thats basically it FORE~! ''(Throws the backdrop out of shot.)''

''(Cannot make out the next thing he says; sounds something like pack is edgy, dunno.)'' He also come with a coollector card with that same piece of artwork (flips card) and tech specs Autob- Son-Chu and Son-Chi if you care er about them. Hurray for card ''(Throws it across room.)'' Nyah, whatever. Oh it's like a pretty little cat. ''(Can't make it out something about art)''

Talk a little bit bout SON-CHU~! Itsa my joke the beginning more understandable if you get it. ''(Pulls out sonichu pic)'' So years ago at Transformers dot com I had designed my own autobot the place so that wsa the first Son-Chu autobot during the era of the Arhmada lookit that face LOOKIT DAT FACE~! Eh look at how big he got built during the movie gap not as good as what we ended with four-a few years later ''(flips picture over) (mumble)'' dot com I like this face better its better looking face and he's from the Cybertron Era so between those and my car that's how we end up (Brings out Sonichu Son-Chu) with Point O robot of Autobot Son-Chu!

And by the way that's pronounced like the Chinese word Sonju so when you shout SON-Chu! you're saying VICTORY~! Victory for CWCville~! And the Autobots and the Samurai Pizza bots they were known quase in CWCville and he was originally a Ford Escort station wagon. Its roof, right there (point thumb to poorly drawn station wagon and then to Son-Chu) becomes the shield and the hood of the car...becomes the gun. And then, a few years later we got new robot mode because hicame Ford Escort...n-no Ford Focus Escort Focus Focus Escort it was an Escort and I had more to Focus on ''(fake laughs at own joke)''.

===5:54: Car mode, Headmaster and lion===

''(Bad cutaway)''

'''Chris:''' And now we've got a beautiful mood''(?)'' from helpishly''(?)'' from Hasbro duh matches the Ford Focus fairly well...uh would say bold''(?)'' same mold or uh Rundown or Breakdown but you know what ''(Unintelligable higher pitch)'' but he's got a spoiler that's one big difference. Thats one big difference. ''(Shows cars ass)'' And all the custom paint and license plate Son-ch-Sonichu! ''(Flips it to the front end)'' Just like that license plate still...c'mon, back ''([[stress sigh]])'' Wauto-focus! Sony! You need to auto focus this camera ''(Flips car to bottom)'' and on the bottom you'll see later that he's got uh...Son-Chu license plate on the other side front side as well. Oh look the windows in the tinted ''(More autistic mumbling)'' he was originally Breakaway but he does come with a few pieces were gonna get into he includes his titan master Mr. TiTONY~! AutoBot Son-Chi! With a custom painted face... painted his hands-lookhishands- ''(autism)'' Camera. Fix the camera Sony so it's not Mirroring~! And I painted his legs and of course ''(Has flipped the little robot into the head)'' Who has upside down face?

'''Dumb Robot:''' I do~! I do how you doin'? I'm upside down. I'm gettin' dizzy.

'''Chris:''' ''(Autistic mumbling)'' Two Titan Masters becuase he's got one for go behind his shield get to that in a moment. Here is other titan master little tiny we call him arc 1 you'll get to see why in just a moment as usual ''(gibberish)'' they have the wibbly-wobbly head thier arms can either got partway or up and down and legs ''(makes dumb little robot dance)'' and upside down face and right there we can see what he's called (Bart)1? Rewind a bit you'll get the joke. So that's-You get two Titan masters with that and acourse you incorporate the main one, little Son-Chi into the car itself ''(Knocks over the arc/bart1 bot)''

'''Son-Chi:''' I knocked him over sorry about that. I'm SORRY! We'll get you back up shortly. (Is then molested by Chris to 'sit')

'''Chris:''' And you bend his legs you put him in the drivers seat and of course that's the only way ''(points to raised windows)'' I can the thing to come up is ta pop the arms open-part.

And then we move onto the next part that's included ''(Annoying voice)'' DIS LITTLE LION DIS LITTLE BLUE LION actually comes wif a one of those titan masters ACESSORIES~! That Transform into other things, got all that blue paint all over him, he still has some silver, he's got black yellow leftover behind...so anyway you incorporate the titan, the Mark 1 ''(molests robot)'' come on titan master put him in de back of his head ''(Inserts poor robot into lions head)'' get the lion there get the picture once more ''(Goes to retrieve Son-Chu picture)'' Lookit the original Son-Chu's drawing. He has a shield. Because when he transforms from vehicle to car roof here ''(Points to station wagon roof)'' its pops of...becomes the shield. I wanted to keep he shield so Hashbro thank you for the shield...just had to give it a little recolor. And before we change into the shield for comparison ''(introduces duplicate of toy)'' here he is with Sawback, the original TItan Master vehicle, lookit all that yellow and blue, yellow blue...

''(Autism ensues as he makes them growl at one another. Have a growling match and Sawback runs off, yipping like a dog despite being a lion...then laughs at how funny he is)''

Alright so what you want to do ''(gets to molesting the lion robot)'' is you wanna take these parts and move em forward ''(transforming)'' pull his legs forward, tilt head back ''(Transforming)'' I'm not gonna do-THis is the weapon mode but I'm not doing the vehicle mode. ''(Transformed)'' Anyway that's how you get the shield that's THE SHIELD~! If I have a perfect way, like it was my sister, I'd put him on top of the roof, he could ride along up there, but for the most''(?)'', put the lion up there ''(Puts next to car)'' Duh duh, duh duh duh~...it can run along, aside...her ''(pantomines running buy slapping the lion against the table a few times, makes car sounds, more 'running' sounds)'' Or fun one I figgered out ''(stands lion on top of car)'' thank you spoilers lookit that. ''(Makes more car noises as he pushes car back and forth)'' Obviously he can't stay up there ''(Flips car, throws lion off)'' SOrry bout that.

''(Picks up lion, outs face in camera lens.)''

===11:26: Pipes===
'''Lion:''' Hey 3D! ''(Growls)''

'''Chris:''' Is this thing 3D compatible? With my mouth closeup to the camera it looks like he's popping out of the monitor.

'''Lion:''' ''(Autistic growling)'' I got a mission.

'''Chris:''' You can go back. So moving right along ''(kill me)'' He's got a couple other-a few other accessories. He includes these two pairs of pipes that came off one of the other parts that had to be required to put this thing together it took most-more than one figure to put it the way I wanted it together so anyway you incorporate these to make it look cooler by putting them -on the side-...aaaand now it looks less like a Ford Focus cause you've got the pipes on the side.
''(Rolls car back and forth, mumbles.)''

===12:05: Guns===

'''Chris:''' ''(Is making gibberish noises that I cannot make out.)'' And we give him this pair of guns not from ''(mumble)'' Breakaway but they are easy to put on in the vehicle mode just put em on there~ and you could em on the other way but then he won't roll so easily so yeah you gotta put em like that and I wanna take these-I wanna remove these for we have plenty more compar-vehicle comparisions to go with ''(mutters)''.

So~ moving right along for brief introductions of the other characters ''(brings in a pic of Prower)'' of which were inspired by actual past autobot figures brigidine autobot Prowler of which was transfor-was inspired by transformers animated Prowl with the side car ''(goes high pitched)'' AND THATS A NICE THING I WANNA BRING UP if you want-wana put the titan masters in the show are supposed to be like match the size accurate to human for the ''(mumble)'' sidecar that's perfect but you try putting a titan master on a motorcycle ''(stupid voice)'' he's not gonna reach the pedals so easily lookit that ''(TM falls off seat and slides into sidecar)'' yer not gonna reach the pedals so easily if if I had a deluxe class titan master motorcycle lookit that lookit that ''(holding the titan master in the bikes seat; stupid voice again)'' HIS LEGS CAN't GO DOWN OR ELSE HE'd HAVE TO BE LIKE THAT ''(forces it face down into seat)'' LOOK HOW FAR AWAY THE HANDLEBARS ARE. IT'S-IT DON'T WORK. IT DON'T WORK. POOR MOTORCYCLE DELUXE CLASS. ''(Mumbles figgers; starts fake crying off scene)''

Anyway ''(mumbling to self again)'' Next up from the Comic book world female autobot Excelina who is obviously definitely motorcycle ''(Mumble)'' with the hologram and made to look like a woman and all these autobots they worked over at pizzeria they were known by the town as the Samurai Pizza Bots the autobot team of CWCVille Virginia ''(Wanders off)'' Where'd she go? ''(Dumb noises, waves hand in front of camera)'' Gonna be a cut moment there.

===14:57: Excelina and Bumba-Lumba===

'''Chris:''' ''(Didn't actually do a cut)'' And now here she is ''(introduces female robot fap toy)'' with autobot Arcee crown-from Micheal Bay movie 1''(?)'' which was unfortunately put on the cutting room floor...pretty sad. It's a pretty motorcycle pretty motorcycle...anyway, eh, lookit that! ''(Repositions cars, uses dumb voice again)'' we're moving right along, side by side ''(vroom vroom vroom noises, points at both cars)'' These two are sweethearts in CWCVille THE CITY OF CWCVILLE VIRGINIA~ deh deh, deh deh deh~ ''(mumbling, removes female car)'' then theres the third member of the CWCVille -utobot team is Bumba-Lumba green and hot flames he's not lost he's holding a bunch of PIZZA BAGELS PIZZA BAGELS PIZZA BAGELS and obviously another one from the animated series...so there's Son-Chu with the anime Bumblebee...I like leaving the rockets on there ''(bunch of autistic gibberish follows)'' rockets and bupbupbup and then bumblebee is gone. ''(Murmuring)'' Where's my drawing? Oh here it is.

===16:25: Armoraxe===

'''Chris:''' ''(Brings in last autistic bot)'' And uh last on the -tobot team we have Armoraxe duh uh the rocker uh the rocker of the pizzabots ''(gibberish)'' lookit the lightening bolts got on there ''(gibberish)'' and everything! ''(Removes picture)'' and inspiring that...that wsa animated Soundwave ''(mumbles)'' animated Soundwave.

===16:50: Crackder===
''(gets a butch lesbo voice)'' HOW ANIMATED AM I?

If you note the Decepticon symbol pretend it's an autobot symbol he's on the same team. ''(Goes off screen again)''

Annnnd on the-on the bad team side ''(Mumbles something about Count Grodoun and Slaweel Ryam)'' th'ey made the-transpired-transpire with the Decepticons they got a few Schematics and they made their own cept the clones are piloted by the Jerkops-robot cops whatever what have you. And first up we have Crackeder ''(Shows stupid picture)'' first of these clones of the PVCC. Lookit that lookit that jet. Jet ''(something)'' So with that inspiring that was transformers Cybertron ThunderCracker. SO he's got a look for scale if this cockpit could open a titan master could fit in ther. ''(Picks up jet)'' WHOOSH~! ''(Off screen)'' And uh, second of ducepticon on duh bad team there was ''(shows picture)'' Punislav with a really big fist he could thrown punches ''(makes sexual sounds)'' and was a jerkop car cause you can't trust da police...the police you can't trust them but they are jerkops.

===18:45: Punislav and SAV===
Well anyway ''(offscreen again, talking to self)'' That was movie one Barricade unfortun- fortunately these all ''(laugh talks)'' survived the house fire. But yeah Barricade was on the show but anyway

''(voice goes deep)'' Pull over.

''(Goes autistic)'' NO~! ''(Makes Son-Chu pull around in front off, rams into police car)'' Bastard cop. ''(Continues to ram police car over and over again. High pitches voice hard to make out but he rams the cop car off the table; murdering him.)'' Take that, Jerkop. ''(Laughs)'' Sweet Victory~! Get retribution and all that. And then the last of the decepticons ''(something about drawing)'' something else, we have the S.A.V. ''(shows picture)'' also known as the Scoundrel Ass Vessel, the ass with one s cause it's a scoundrel as a vessel and there he is the big SUV; SAV, SUV, that's a pun there, that was the pun. ''(Talks to self off screen again)'' Anyway inspiring that one that was transformers ''(gibberish)'' anyway, inspiring that that was transformers animated Swindle with the big gun so that the Jerkhiefs, the leader of jerkops would pilot the SAV and they like Megatron ''(something something)'' big guns. Vroomvroomvroom.

==References==
<references/>

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Son-Chu Review

2017-04-08T16:52:50Z

Promethean: /* 11:26: Pipes */ More formatting

'''Son-Chu Review''' is a video released by Chris on 2 April 2017. It is a showcase of [[Son-Chu]] and other [[Chris and art|disfigured]] [[Amiibo|toys]]. The purpose was to promote his latest [[business]] venture of selling [[stamps]] - the Son-Chu figure was announced as a prize in a raffle, which people could enter by purchasing one of Bob's stamps or Chris's [[DStecks|$1,000]] album on eBay. It failed to increase Chris's sales. A full five days after the video was released, he got $0.

This video is the longest that Chris has ever done, clocking in at just over 48 minutes. It seems that while Chris has disabled ratings on the video, he didn't disable comments.

Notable mentions include scenes at 16:50 (Chris talks in a Butch lesbian voice) and 18:45 (he gets a little too...excited attacking a cop car).

In the parts where Chris speaks, it is worth noting that he appears to be straining his voice in such a way that it is has a higher pitch than normal. This is clearly deliberate, and he may be doing this to make himself seem more feminine. When depicting the voice of a male character in the video, such as Sonichu, Chris reverts back to his regular voice instead of deepening it. This solidifies the idea that Chris is making a conscious effort to change the pitch of his regular voice, as he portrays male characters with his old, "manly" voice.

This shift in pitch to Chris's voice causes his [[Speech impediment|already warped vocals]] to sound worse, and thus harder to understand. [[Arthur Spatchcock]] volunteered to transcribe.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Son-Chu Review
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=SYM4lTW_jOI}}
| stardate = 2 April 2017
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Cwcville Shopping|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Selling Out|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[A little Fluttershy singing (imitation)]]
| next = [[Sonic Totem and More]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox|Something New from the Sonichu and Rosechu world finally able to be made, (Autobot) Son-Chu (formerly a Ford Escort station wagon, now a 2010 Ford Focus car). Fully Painted, customized and all that, and Personally/Officially Dubbed the Official Son-Chu Figure on March 17, 2017. Sanju!!!

**Son-Chu Bio on package card: "The city of Cwcville, VA; defended greatly, between the team of Sonichus and Rosechus, the creator, Chrstine W. Chandler, and a group of five brave Autobots, led by Son-Chu; locally known as the Samurai Pizza Bots, as they work delivering pizzas (and Son-Chu driving Miss Chandler around) while in hiding until when needed. Not only the Decepticons, but transforming robots created by the team of Count Graduon as well, attack the city to try to take it over and break up all loving relationships worldwide. When the offensives are too big for the Sonichus and Rosechus to handle, Son-Chu and his group are there to blast the villains off!"

**Read and Listen to video for the details of the Son-Chu Figure Giveaway (deadline April 30, 2017).

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==Transcript==
''(Opens with stock special offer scene)''

===A word from our sponsor===

''(Stupid crap in table, stupid Skylander shit being used as a backdrop again.)''

''Chris in a weird ass high pitched voice:'' This video is brought ta you by the stamps Christines Chandlers Ebay Shop of Mr. C's plam-stamp collection of her late father you are eligible to buy among which any purchase up to date of April 31st win themselves an automatic entry to win the toy featured in this video.
There will be two available one for random drawing and one for the online winner that buys the stahmp album in said shop ''(gasp)'' that come with all the prizes that I stated in that-I that description. Not only do they get this toy but they also get ''(reaches behind self)'' But thye also get the Skylander self figure''(? Hard to hear)'' and the self Skylander card that is completely functional on Skylanders Imaginators for leading consoles minus Nintendo Switch. ''(Removes figure and card)'' And now, on with our show.

===1:29: Enter Son-Chu, Sonichu and Rosechu===
''Scene change. Stupid custom autobot on display. Sonichu enters from left.''

'''Chris as Sonichu:''' Hmm, wow...my autobot friend got promoted.
Rosechu enters from right.)

'''Sonichu:''' Whaddya think of that, Rosie?

'''Rosechu:''' I think he looks neat.

'''Sonichu:''' Ah tell you one thing; I knew when he was [[Carlos Chantor|an escort]]... and now he has a lot more 'Focus' on.

'''Rosechu:''' Ford.

''(Chris laughs as Rosechu and Sonichu. It's as autistic as the joke.)''

'''Sonichu:''' Automobile joke autobots rollout.

''(Both Sonichu and Rosechu 'zip' off screen.)''

===1:55: not-title card===
''Chris does another breakaway and comes back with a hand drawn sign saying:''

:Иot
:The Freakin Geek Reviews
:homage parody of Emgo316's title card; apologies offered. Emgo makes Awesome skits ''[backwards k]'' and great reviews.

''Chris is providing his own background music.''

===2:20: Packaging and history===
''After a shitter transition, Chris once again has his Skylanders shirt as a backdrop. His 'Son-chu' Transformer backdrop is leaning against it and his custom car is front and center.

Chris is speaking in a high pitched hard to hear girly/goofball voice.''

'''Chris:''' Hey Youtube fans whassup it's Christine Chandler comin' ta you live from home once again not Emgo316 and today we'll be reviewing the latest ander finally made into a toy figure 3D world, from the comic book world Autobot Som-Chu!

So here we are dere he is and first and foremost we'll take a quick look ''(brings backdrop forward)'' at thuh packaging see right here on the front ''(mumbles, loses control of camera before picking it up)'' right here on the front you can see piece of artwork and the artwork is my work on the plate SONICHU~! because he is from the city of CWCville Virginia and on the front is autobot SON-CHU~! and SON-CHI~! ''(unintelligable autism)'' and on the side I have that same piece of artwork on the bottom WORDS~!''(Annoying loud attempt to be 'funny')'' lotsa lotsa words and on thuh back of the package you have your obligatory photo shots you got this and that this and that WORDING~! DON'T DO THIS DON'T DO THAT don't feed the bear! ''(Autistic gibberish follows, robot is in there)''

Big gun and a shield~ And look at this he becomes a soundstage for when you wanna do a concert and if you can read that ''(you can't; it's out of focus)'' he has a brief bio. Zip-de-doo I'll copy and paste the bio out that in the description later thats basically it FORE~! ''(Throws the backdrop out of shot.)''

''(Cannot make out the next thing he says; sounds something like pack is edgy, dunno.)'' He also come with a coollector card with that same piece of artwork (flips card) and tech specs Autob- Son-Chu and Son-Chi if you care er about them. Hurray for card ''(Throws it across room.)'' Nyah, whatever. Oh it's like a pretty little cat. ''(Can't make it out something about art)''

Talk a little bit bout SON-CHU~! Itsa my joke the beginning more understandable if you get it. ''(Pulls out sonichu pic)'' So years ago at Transformers dot com I had designed my own autobot the place so that wsa the first Son-Chu autobot during the era of the Arhmada lookit that face LOOKIT DAT FACE~! Eh look at how big he got built during the movie gap not as good as what we ended with four-a few years later ''(flips picture over) (mumble)'' dot com I like this face better its better looking face and he's from the Cybertron Era so between those and my car that's how we end up (Brings out Sonichu Son-Chu) with Point O robot of Autobot Son-Chu!

And by the way that's pronounced like the Chinese word Sonju so when you shout SON-Chu! you're saying VICTORY~! Victory for CWCville~! And the Autobots and the Samurai Pizza bots they were known quase in CWCville and he was originally a Ford Escort station wagon. Its roof, right there (point thumb to poorly drawn station wagon and then to Son-Chu) becomes the shield and the hood of the car...becomes the gun. And then, a few years later we got new robot mode because hicame Ford Escort...n-no Ford Focus Escort Focus Focus Escort it was an Escort and I had more to Focus on ''(fake laughs at own joke)''.

===5:54: Car mode, Headmaster and lion===

''(Bad cutaway)''

'''Chris:''' And now we've got a beautiful mood''(?)'' from helpishly''(?)'' from Hasbro duh matches the Ford Focus fairly well...uh would say bold''(?)'' same mold or uh Rundown or Breakdown but you know what ''(Unintelligable higher pitch)'' but he's got a spoiler that's one big difference. Thats one big difference. ''(Shows cars ass)'' And all the custom paint and license plate Son-ch-Sonichu! ''(Flips it to the front end)'' Just like that license plate still...c'mon, back ''([[stress sigh]])'' Wauto-focus! Sony! You need to auto focus this camera ''(Flips car to bottom)'' and on the bottom you'll see later that he's got uh...Son-Chu license plate on the other side front side as well. Oh look the windows in the tinted ''(More autistic mumbling)'' he was originally Breakaway but he does come with a few pieces were gonna get into he includes his titan master Mr. TiTONY~! AutoBot Son-Chi! With a custom painted face... painted his hands-lookhishands- ''(autism)'' Camera. Fix the camera Sony so it's not Mirroring~! And I painted his legs and of course ''(Has flipped the little robot into the head)'' Who has upside down face?

'''Dumb Robot:''' I do~! I do how you doin'? I'm upside down. I'm gettin' dizzy.

'''Chris:''' ''(Autistic mumbling)'' Two Titan Masters becuase he's got one for go behind his shield get to that in a moment. Here is other titan master little tiny we call him arc 1 you'll get to see why in just a moment as usual ''(gibberish)'' they have the wibbly-wobbly head thier arms can either got partway or up and down and legs ''(makes dumb little robot dance)'' and upside down face and right there we can see what he's called (Bart)1? Rewind a bit you'll get the joke. So that's-You get two Titan masters with that and acourse you incorporate the main one, little Son-Chi into the car itself ''(Knocks over the arc/bart1 bot)''

'''Son-Chi:''' I knocked him over sorry about that. I'm SORRY! We'll get you back up shortly. (Is then molested by Chris to 'sit')

'''Chris:''' And you bend his legs you put him in the drivers seat and of course that's the only way ''(points to raised windows)'' I can the thing to come up is ta pop the arms open-part.

And then we move onto the next part that's included ''(Annoying voice)'' DIS LITTLE LION DIS LITTLE BLUE LION actually comes wif a one of those titan masters ACESSORIES~! That Transform into other things, got all that blue paint all over him, he still has some silver, he's got black yellow leftover behind...so anyway you incorporate the titan, the Mark 1 ''(molests robot)'' come on titan master put him in de back of his head ''(Inserts poor robot into lions head)'' get the lion there get the picture once more ''(Goes to retrieve Son-Chu picture)'' Lookit the original Son-Chu's drawing. He has a shield. Because when he transforms from vehicle to car roof here ''(Points to station wagon roof)'' its pops of...becomes the shield. I wanted to keep he shield so Hashbro thank you for the shield...just had to give it a little recolor. And before we change into the shield for comparison ''(introduces duplicate of toy)'' here he is with Sawback, the original TItan Master vehicle, lookit all that yellow and blue, yellow blue...

''(Autism ensues as he makes them growl at one another. Have a growling match and Sawback runs off, yipping like a dog despite being a lion...then laughs at how funny he is)''

Alright so what you want to do ''(gets to molesting the lion robot)'' is you wanna take these parts and move em forward ''(transforming)'' pull his legs forward, tilt head back ''(Transforming)'' I'm not gonna do-THis is the weapon mode but I'm not doing the vehicle mode. ''(Transformed)'' Anyway that's how you get the shield that's THE SHIELD~! If I have a perfect way, like it was my sister, I'd put him on top of the roof, he could ride along up there, but for the most''(?)'', put the lion up there ''(Puts next to car)'' Duh duh, duh duh duh~...it can run along, aside...her ''(pantomines running buy slapping the lion against the table a few times, makes car sounds, more 'running' sounds)'' Or fun one I figgered out ''(stands lion on top of car)'' thank you spoilers lookit that. ''(Makes more car noises as he pushes car back and forth)'' Obviously he can't stay up there ''(Flips car, throws lion off)'' SOrry bout that.

''(Picks up lion, outs face in camera lens.)''

===11:26: Pipes===
'''Lion:''' Hey 3D! ''(Growls)''

'''Chris:''' Is this thing 3D compatible? With my mouth closeup to the camera it looks like he's popping out of the monitor.

'''Lion:''' ''(Autistic growling)'' I got a mission.

'''Chris:''' You can go back. So moving right along ''(kill me)'' He's got a couple other-a few other accessories. He includes these two pairs of pipes that came off one of the other parts that had to be required to put this thing together it took most-more than one figure to put it the way I wanted it together so anyway you incorporate these to make it look cooler by putting them -on the side-...aaaand now it looks less like a Ford Focus cause you've got the pipes on the side.
''(Rolls car back and forth, mumbles.)''

===12:05: Guns===

'''Chris:''' ''(Is making gibberish noises that I cannot make out.)'' And we give him this pair of guns not from ''(mumble)'' Breakaway but they are easy to put on in the vehicle mode just put em on there~ and you could em on the other way but then he won't roll so easily so yeah you gotta put em like that and I wanna take these-I wanna remove these for we have plenty more compar-vehicle comparisions to go with ''(mutters)''.

So~ moving right along for brief introductions of the other characters ''(brings in a pic of Prower)'' of which were inspired by actual past autobot figures brigidine autobot Prowler of which was transfor-was inspired by transformers animated Prowl with the side car ''(goes high pitched)'' AND THATS A NICE THING I WANNA BRING UP if you want-wana put the titan masters in the show are supposed to be like match the size accurate to human for the ''(mumble)'' sidecar that's perfect but you try putting a titan master on a motorcycle ''(stupid voice)'' he's not gonna reach the pedals so easily lookit that ''(TM falls off seat and slides into sidecar)'' yer not gonna reach the pedals so easily if if I had a deluxe class titan master motorcycle lookit that lookit that ''(holding the titan master in the bikes seat; stupid voice again)'' HIS LEGS CAN't GO DOWN OR ELSE HE'd HAVE TO BE LIKE THAT ''(forces it face down into seat)'' LOOK HOW FAR AWAY THE HANDLEBARS ARE. IT'S-IT DON'T WORK. IT DON'T WORK. POOR MOTORCYCLE DELUXE CLASS. ''(Mumbles figgers; starts fake crying off scene)''

Anyway ''(mumbling to self again)'' Next up from the Comic book world female autobot Excelina who is obviously definitely motorcycle ''(Mumble)'' with the hologram and made to look like a woman and all these autobots they worked over at pizzeria they were known by the town as the Samurai Pizza Bots the autobot team of CWCVille Virginia ''(Wanders off)'' Where'd she go? ''(Dumb noises, waves hand in front of camera)'' Gonna be a cut moment there.

===14:57: Excelina and Bumba-Lumba===

'''Chris:''' ''(Didn't actually do a cut)'' And now here she is ''(introduces female robot fap toy)'' with autobot Arcee crown-from Micheal Bay movie 1''(?)'' which was unfortunately put on the cutting room floor...pretty sad. It's a pretty motorcycle pretty motorcycle...anyway, eh, lookit that! ''(Repositions cars, uses dumb voice again)'' we're moving right along, side by side ''(vroom vroom vroom noises, points at both cars)'' These two are sweethearts in CWCVille THE CITY OF CWCVILLE VIRGINIA~ deh deh, deh deh deh~ ''(mumbling, removes female car)'' then theres the third member of the CWCVille -utobot team is Bumba-Lumba green and hot flames he's not lost he's holding a bunch of PIZZA BAGELS PIZZA BAGELS PIZZA BAGELS and obviously another one from the animated series...so there's Son-Chu with the anime Bumblebee...I like leaving the rockets on there ''(bunch of autistic gibberish follows)'' rockets and bupbupbup and then bumblebee is gone. ''(Murmuring)'' Where's my drawing? Oh here it is.

===16:25: Armoraxe===

'''Chris:''' ''(Brings in last autistic bot)'' And uh last on the -tobot team we have Armoraxe duh uh the rocker uh the rocker of the pizzabots ''(gibberish)'' lookit the lightening bolts got on there ''(gibberish)'' and everything! ''(Removes picture)'' and inspiring that...that wsa animated Soundwave ''(mumbles)'' animated Soundwave.

===16:50: Crackder===
''(gets a butch lesbo voice)'' HOW ANIMATED AM I?

If you note the Decepticon symbol pretend it's an autobot symbol he's on the same team. ''(Goes off screen again)''

Annnnd on the-on the bad team side ''(Mumbles something about Count Grodoun and Slaweel Ryam)'' th'ey made the-transpired-transpire with the Decepticons they got a few Schematics and they made their own cept the clones are piloted by the Jerkops-robot cops whatever what have you. And first up we have Crackeder ''(Shows stupid picture)'' first of these clones of the PVCC. Lookit that lookit that jet. Jet ''(something)'' So with that inspiring that was transformers Cybertron ThunderCracker. SO he's got a look for scale if this cockpit could open a titan master could fit in ther. ''(Picks up jet)'' WHOOSH~! ''(Off screen)'' And uh, second of ducepticon on duh bad team there was ''(shows picture)'' Punislav with a really big fist he could thrown punches ''(makes sexual sounds)'' and was a jerkop car cause you can't trust da police...the police you can't trust them but they are jerkops.

===18:45: Punislav and SAV===
Well anyway ''(offscreen again, talking to self)'' That was movie one Barricade unfortun- fortunately these all ''(laugh talks)'' survived the house fire. But yeah Barricade was on the show but anyway

''(voice goes deep)'' Pull over.

(Goes autistic) NO~! (Makes SOn-chu pull around in front off, rams into police car) Bastard cop. (Continues to ram police car over and over again. High pitches voice hard to make out but he rams the cop car off the table; murdering him.) Take that, Jerkop. (Laughs) Sweet Victory~! Get retribution and all that. And then the last of the decepticons (something about drawing) SOmething else, we have the S.A.V. (Shows picture, die a little inside) also known as the Scoundrel Ass Vessel, the ass with one s cause it's a scoundrel as a vessel and there he is the big suv sav suv that's a pun there (no its not) that was the pun. (Talks to self off screen again) anyway inspiring that one that was transformers (insert inane autitstic gibbering) anyway, inspiring that thta was transformers animated Swindle with the big gun so that the Jerkhiefs, the leader of jerkops would pilot the SAV and they like Megatron (something something stupid) big guns. (Vroomvroomvroom)

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